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I'm joining the army and I'm doing it because I give up and hope I don't make it back.

Soldiers are supposed to be proud and strong. I'm joining in hopes that I don't come back and die with people viewing me as proud. I'm honestly a coward, but I don't want to be seen as one. I'm sorry for disgracing every soldier out there.

Anticipatory Guilt

5403

A few months ago I thought I realized that I'm bi. Now I think it's more likely that I'm lonely and afraid of guys.

Long story short, I grew up interacting with very few males outside of my family and the ones I'm related are either distant or terrifyingly shitty. I wish I could talk to someone about it, but I can't bring it up without hurting other people.

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8720

I passed a drug test today.

For the first time in my life, I passed a drug test without faking/adulterating it in some manner. I've been sober for a few months at this point and this really stood out to me. I'm actually proud of myself for once. I'm excited to start my new job soon!

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5810

As a child, I used to think Heineken beer was actually elephant pee that the adults were drinking

I'd tell all the other kids every time my parents took me to a party. I'd convince them that we had to steal the beer and poor it down the drain of the bathroom or else our parents would get sick. I always got the kids who were a little older to crack them open for me.

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3449

I always lie when asked if I’ll take a survey

I’m on the phone with Apple Support right now, and whenever I’m in a situation where a bit asks me if I’ll take a survey afterwards, I always say yes even though I never intend to take the survey, just in case the employees are made aware of this status and might treat me better.

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6910

When I was young

When I was younger I used to have a tree in my backyard and me and my friend found porn magazines so everyday when my mom wasn't home we would go behind the tree and fuck the magazine I was 8 years old

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8713

I want to cut off my friends for having problems

My friends are really nice and outgoing people but they have something really dark to hide. Most of their problems are abused by their families, neglected, have mental health problems like having panic attacks, parents cheating, etc. I've been listening to them for a long time and I'm getting stressed out by their big problems. It makes me thinking that I should cut them off because they have too much of big problems. I later disregarded that thought but it keeps getting back and its getting worse.

Anticipatory Guilt

8446

The Jews Demand a Sacrifice

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6995

I say I sit down when I pee because it’s more comfortable, when in reality I do it cause I drip on myself.

It’s the most embarrassing shit, I’m way too old for this to be a problem, but every time I stand up and I pee and tuck my boy back in, I get clear pee drip stains on my pants. I shake like fucking crazy, but the last drips occur anyways, so I sit when I pee. It’s kind of a joke in my group that I do it and I explain it as I just do it because it’s cleaner and more comfortable, but it’s really cause of the drips.

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1308

I intentionally fuck over other drivers.

When there's a lane that's ending, I always sit in the lane next to it and give a ton of space for people to get over in advance. Right before the lane ends, I close that gap and refuse to let anyone in. If you didn't take the chance I gave to get over earlier, and help traffic to flow better, then you deserve to get stuck. I know it's not the safest practice, but neither is waiting for the last possible second to merge.

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7253

Finally had sex

Finally last night after stressing for years that my dick is too small i realizer that it was too big to even fit hahaha. she actually was suprised that i thought it was small. im 18 so its a little late to have sex but i still did it. just thought id share since she told me not to tell anyone we knew.

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9453

I passed my english class!!

This is my first semester in college and it’s been pretty hard doing online school. However, I got an A in my english 101 class and I’m so proud of myself for beating the odds. I haven’t been at my best lately and felt like i wasn’t smart enough to be in college, so this feels like a huge victory for me. I just wanted to share this with everyone :)

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10859

Pretty Tame.... Butt..

58M worked a volunteer event today. So did many much, much younger females. They were dressed appropriately, considering it was a warm day, shorts mostly, some yoga pants. Nothing slutty, just .. cloths! The job required me, or them occasionally sitting on the ground. The view from the top was incredible. But the best was me sitting on the ground... Them doing there thing.. some backing up so close I could see the tiny hairs on their fine, white, smooth asses.... I so wanted to grab, to lick.... It was a good day~~

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5439

This is my first reddit confession. Please don't down vote..

Hey guys, I am here to share something that is very secret. I am a guy who have achieved a lot respect in public life. But in private I have had gay sex. Sorry to say that... I gave bj's to 6-7 guys. I had sex with my gf before the day of her marriage. This memory kills me every day.. The all gay experience I had are in my teenage except one in last year. Now I am 26. I just hate myself for having gay sex

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7381

I washed my dad's favorite sweater and it shrunk down to a five year old's size.

I wasn't paying attention and though in his favorite sweater that he received as a gift. After the cycle was done that large man's size sweater came out the size to fit a five year old child. lmao Luckily nobody was home and so I just decided to bag it and take it later on to donations. My dad has a walk in closet with a lot of clothes luckily he didn't notice it was missing to my knowledge. Sorry about that daddy.

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11932

Ariana grande Overrated

I find Ariana Grande overrated, I don’t understand why people like her so much. I find her music really irritating I honestly can’t stand it. Plus her character on Victorious was really annoying. I honestly don’t think she is a good singer or actress. I want to know if anyone else feels this way, so many people I know love her.

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10213

If it was more socially acceptable I would be a sex worker

Title. I like feeling sexy, I like sex. Literally why wouldn’t I except social stigma. I wouldn’t rely on it and I think I would keep it to online stuff only, but man it sounds quite fun. I’m sure there’s creeps but I think I could deal

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11619

Does Anyone else do this?

Whenever I see a slug, I run to get salt so I can pour it on it... I'll be super excited to see it fizzle up and all, but then as soon as I do it and it starts fizzing and stuff... It starts moving like it's trying to get away, and then I feel bad... So I go get water to see if I can save it (I never do)... And, this happens EVERY SINGLE TIME... What is wrong with me?? 🤦🏾‍♀️😫

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10531

I used to think I was an incel

When I was 17 I stumbled across a now banned incel subreddit. I related to the stuff about looks there and they told me "tits or gtfo" "shut up roastie" and "women can't be incel" But that's not all. When I posted my face to one of the rating subs they reposted it and completely humiliated me saying they wanted to photoshop cum on my face and that I was a disgusting hideous landwhale.

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285

[Tough Love] I haven't been eating for 3 days to lose weight

[Remorse] It's the summer, I need to lose about 10LBS to look "perfect." I didn't have time to eat the other day, and haven't gotten around to it since. I'm down 5lb and it's not all water weight. I know it's not healthy, I am a fit person to begin with so I know I know, but it's working so well and not really bothering me. I'm not feeling sick or terribly hungry... Again, I know this is a retard move on my part: can u give me enough shit so that I stop? Thank you.

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10309

Can i fuck my mom?!

Okay guys so at the moment i’m stuck at a lake house with my parents and sisters. However, haven’t been too bad, yesterday night I was fucked up and my mom kathy let me sleep with her 🥰 good mom. However, i was more focused on moms bare butt and trying to get her to suck me off. Any suggestions?? I’m sleeping with my mom again tonight btw!! We have’nt fucked yet but i press my dick against Kathys butt 🤣😉

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1987

I feel weird sometimes

With my friends or anyone I just don't know what to do with my hands and I can't just leave them alone so I pretend that i am biting my nails and i'm prety good doing that because everyone really thinks I have a problem with biting my nails, btw i hate biting my nais, that is just my cover

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4338

I keep myself from the dating world because I want to improve myself.

I want to self improve physically, career wise, school wise, friends wise etc. I feel if i date ill be satisfied with my life because theyll give me valdiation for my looks distract me from a career and then i wont improve anymore. another side of me wishes to have a boyfriend and thinks that will just motivate me more

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4437

I've gotten doxxed, harassed, made fun of & laughed at & i'm planning on doing a huge counter-dox & possibly swat them too as revenge.

Yup, after endless harassment from these people and after alot of times they've made my years and months terrible finally they shall pay. I have everything in order and now i just need to "suprise" them. And if you're reading this my long-time enemies, i've changed from this point on for i shall always keep my promises, concerning revenge atleast..

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7143

I fear being called racist.

When I go to a public setting I fear I’m going to be called racist if I look at a black person for too long or if I look at them at all. It’s not that I fear black people or think that they’re evil or something stupid. I just fear if I look at them at all they’ll think I’m some racist bigot. Maybe this is on account of my white guilt. Does anyone have any ideas how to fix this?

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🚨👮‍♂️🚨CP🚨👮‍♀️🚨

. Whenever I get a bunch of chips and pickles together I just cant help myself and secretly let the man behind me see the show through the whole in the wall where the men can see it all.

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11656

I like watching gore

im a young person who stumbled upon gore not that long ago. when i watched it i felt no bad emotions in fact i wanted to keep watching them as i found them intwresting. now i always try to follow gore instagram accounts and even go onto gore websites to watch more. is there something wrong with me?

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3517

Is He Right for Me?

So I am a 16 year old girl, and I sort of have a thing with someone who is 18 going on 19. I don’t know how my dad would react to me being involved with someone older than me. I am very mature for my age due to my childhood. Do you think that it is worth it going for him?

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4616

Lion King

I’m a 35 year old man who grew up with some terrible family. I had a bad day so I got drunk and watched the Lion King. First let me say, Zazu is the uncle that Scar should’ve been. And second...every goddamn scene with Mufasa has me crying. If I’m ever a dad, I hope I’m like a cartoon lion more than my real dad.

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5146

I lie to woman about deleting pics she sent. Need to confess

A couple girls sent me nudes and asked me to delete them I never did I look at em all the time because I knew one day they would stop sending em. Now I have em forever but it doesn’t feel like enough. I think the best part was just trying to get them.

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9936

I hate being arab so fucking much

Arabs are ugly. My culture is ugly. My people are ugly. I'm ugly. Fuck ISIS for ruining it for us. Fuck the media for putting me through torment just for being arab. Fuck the entire middle east!! I HATE IT SO FUCKING MUCH. WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN ARAB!!

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7473

wtf

Why do i find shit thats not real more attractive than real life (most of the time). Im not a furry or brony. But when I heard of furry fan fiction, I actually thought it would be cool, and I liked the thought of that more than the real thing, although im a virgin is something wrong with me? why do I thing that these animals having sex is better?????????

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430

When I'm sad, I put on Radiohead and think about suicide.

[No Regrets]: If you don't feel bad I don't think I have the guts to ever kill myself. My conviction (delusion?) that I can be of importance in the world is still too high for that. But there's one thing you can't deny: Radiohead songs are the perfect background music for a descent into insanity. I just listened to Exit Music and thought it would be a great soundtrack to my death.

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5519

I stole my friend's sister's panties

Not much more to it than that, I was round my friend's house today and saw a couple of pairs of his sisters used panties on the floor outside her bedroom. So, acting impulsively, I took a pair. Haven't done anything with them, and kind of wishing I took the other pair in all honesty.

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11983

I’ve never been black out drunk

Every time I drink liquor I end up throwing up from gut rot before getting absolutely blacked. I’ve tried everything except gin, but don’t think gin will be a huge difference. I have also experimented with eating different foods before I drink to see if it makes a difference. Max i’ve done is 10 shots and that’s not even leaning off the drank. Any advice?

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9635

I dated a 7th grader when I was in 10th grade

It was all online and we lived in the same town, it feels really weird now that I’m older looking at it not it seems like I could never have thought that was a good idea and I feel like I’m a malicious or evil guy because of it. It was consensual but I did get mad at her one time towards the end now that I remember it and I see how that could be scary, I think I fucked up.

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5911

I'm isolated

Due to tragic occurrences, I'm isolated and caring for an ill parent. I don't want to drag anyone else into my situation, so I rarely even communicate in rl with other people besides family. It is difficult and boring. I was talking to an ex for awhile but he met someone more convenient and moved on. I don't even blame him. Usually. ;)

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7589

I got a BJ by a prostitute

So I am here in Amsterdam on the first day. I got lust get better off me an I got a BJ from a girl on the window brothel. It was my first time. I kinda regret it and feel bad for doing it.. I am typing this about an hour later in bed :( PS: I think a part of me is just regretful that I spent €100 on a BJ

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5927

One of my Reddit comments got downvoted and it actually hurt my feelings. (Clearly, I am too sensitive.)

My comment was just, “I agree!” ...after someone posted in /r/confessions that they thought animal abusers should be beaten to death. In retrospect, maybe anyone being beaten to death is a bad thing...But animal abusers & child abusers make me physically ill. -5 😭 And...I am probably setting myself up for this post to be downvoted...😑

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11781

I am only attracted to larger women

This is not a fetish thing, I just find bigger women much more attractive. When I was younger I cared more about what others thought I would never admit it. Now that I'm older and don't care about others opinions and I am not ashamed to be with a bigger woman or admit that I love how they look. I just love all the curves and how thicker bodies look. It's very sexy to me.

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10911

i fantasize about fucking my dad and my stepdad.

I often get off to the thought of my step mom walking in on me getting railed by my dad. Or my mom walking in on me and my stepdad. I want them both to know that i’m better than them in every way.

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6906

Goodbye

Hey guys. using a new account rn. Going to be killing myself tonight, I have plenty of hydrocodone and alchohol in my room. Life is shit, my parents are always on my ass about shit grades and my drug addiction. I have a couple good friends, but I feel like i hurt them. I do not want to deal with life anymore. I´m done. Right after I post this I will be doing it. These 15 years of life have been pain. ​ So long, Reddit. Thanks for the good times

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8797

I bid more on eBay products than I’m willing to pay out of spite towards other bidders.

Auto bidding is annoying as fuck and it shouldn’t be a thing. If there’s a bidder that has set up auto bidding to out bid me on something, I will purposefully continue to bid past the price I was willing to pay. I do this out of spite just because I want to make them pay more. I only do this when I’m sure they’ll continue to bid and it hasn’t backfired (yet). Once it gets fairly close to RRP I’ll stop. I will continue to do this, and I don’t feel the least bit bad about it.

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5939

So far, I have about 3 different reddit personalities

and accounts. I have the "nice" account, where I am nice, kind and provide good feedback and posts encouraging good and positive things. I have the "cunt" account, where I am mean, vindictive and rude. I provide negative posts discouraging any form of positive thinking and I make negative comments to stir up shit. I also have a "real" account but on my "real" account I do not post or comment on anything.

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7775

I love torturing and killing dogs and love watching them being burned alive

I used to have 3 puppies when I was younger, I stabbed one, stoned one and strangeled the third one and told my parents they disappeared and never got in trouble I LOVED doing that I loved seeing them cry and hearing them whine they were cute lil puppies but damn that felt good I miss that I dont do that no more I dont have any dogs but I love watching videos of dogs being burned alive love seeing them cry and hearing their pain fuck yeah

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436

Went against my morals and feel really guilty

[Remorse]: If you feel bad Went to get a massage from a reputable place. One of the therapists asked if I wanted a handjob and I said yes. My curiosity (if that's the correct word) got the better of me. During and after the entire encounter, I felt really guilty. Still do. I wish I hadn't said yes, I wish I hadn't done it.

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10402

I just quit my job this morning and I already feel like a NEET

I’m 22. I quit my job this morning, came back to play video games, and instantaneously I felt like a NEET. I know I’m gonna have to get another job soon cause for some reason, playing video games while jobless is not satisfying.

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1041

I don’t want to make more money because then my ex will get more money on her child support check.

She has always been bad with money and she will likely spend it on things other than our daughter. She smokes weed and loves buying clothes for herself, which is obviously a concern, and she’s admitted to me that she isn’t good with money and has spent money on things she should have. On paper, child support payments are to benefit the child, but in reality, there is no verification of where this money actually goes. Because of this, I don’t want to progress financially because it will fuel a fire that I can’t put out.

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1779

I flirt with girls when I get bored

All my life I enjoyed talking to girls. Even when I was a kid and all my other guy friends said girls have cooties, I was like "Damn I like cooties then". But now I feel like it's a bit of a problem because I look like a player and I feel like the girls I'm actually into don't take me seriously. Also my guy friends think I care about girls more than them. I don't play with their feelings or anything intentionally, but I just hope that I haven't hurt anyone that way.

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1797

Im a fully grown man and im terrified of the dark

When I'm in my room at night, even with my SO sleeping next to me I see things and hear things in the dark and I break out into a cold sweat and feel like something is watching me, I've had sleepless nights all my life and I still sleep with a night light, as embarrassing as that is to admit.

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11764

So uh when I was was younger I sorta-

When I was younger,like in the fourth grade I loved Klondike bars. And I would eat them weirdly… so basically I would get a fork,plate,and the bar then I would stab the top and take off the chocolate then eat the chocolate and ice cream separately. WHOO I’ve been needing to get that off

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11091

I've slipped back into old habits

I'm home from Christmas and just like every year I've started smoking again, using pain killers and benzos and drinking way too much. I hate myself for it. But I just can't stop while I'm here and my partner is in another country.

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4351

I am a master shoplifter.

I steal tons of beauty products, food, alcohol, and clothes. I've never been caught. I think I get away with it easier because I'm a young white girl who dresses nicely. I don't feel bad about my actions because I have good reasons for what I do; I have plenty of other expenses to deal with, and I also pay for college. I don't think cosmetics and clothes should be priced so high, and I refuse to pay ridiculous amounts of money to look decent and have good hygiene. I never target individuals or mom and pop shops.

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4006

I fucked both of my best friends parents

I was at his house and i had to go into his parents room to get some toothpaste. When I walked in, his moms were fucking each other and it got really awkward. Then they started giggling and told me to join in, i tried to resist because I’m only 11 but they started kissing me and then I was in. After about 2 minutes we stopped because I knew my friend was gonna wonder where I was. Should I tell my friend :(

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6159

I may have gotten too drunk and made out with a girl...

So, it was a bachelorette party... for a male relative of mine’s fiancé... this relative and I were best friends growing up. I drunkenly ended the evening by being seduced by his fiancée.... and completely having a make out session. Which apparently my relative saw... Now I’m feeling really terrible about it all. 🤫 In all honesty it’ll probably be okay, I just don’t know how I could have ever done that... I halfheartedly wish it was some random person I would never have to see again...

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411

I don't want to meet my girlfriends mom/parents

[Remorse]: If you feel bad Just like the title says, it's seems like a crazy family always keeping tabs on her and controlling her. They never liked me, and when me and my girlfriend were on a break she didn't make me look good It's not that i'm afraid of the commitment... I don't know

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10464

Late regrets

I (40f) feel like I missed out on dating. I have been with my husband for 17 years, and before that I only had a 6 month break from my first marriage. Now I feel like I have missed a lot of fun in going out meeting new people and having those first feels.

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335

I could use some advice

[remorse] I'm bisexual and male. I found this out about 2 days ago. I don't know what to do with this information. I wasn't prepared for this. I don't know how to react or anything. I was raised in a super conservative environment, am still in that environment, and have no idea how to handle this. It's unexpected and surprising. I would like to hear other people's experiences with this.

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10069

I like cleaning my car and racing rather than hanging out with my girlfriends family and friends.

I love my car. It's been my dream car since I was a kid, a 2009 Dodge Viper so I look after it a lot and value it. It's my prized possession and it calms me down vs interacting with people.

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10396

I (F27) took my top off for over 100 people.

Went to a crowded boardwalk near a nude beach where women often flash their breasts. I stood up on a table as everyone took their clothes off. I yelled “who wants titties?” And everyone cheered and shouted for my boobs to pop out as soon as they saw me starting to lift my top up. I lifted my top and bra (not sure why I even wore a bra lmao) and let my twins pop out. Everyone clapped cheered and yelled. I let 17 different women suck them 🙈 they’re 36DDs.

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2553

I created a new Reddit account just because I was so self aware about my last one.

Obviously, I am not gonna mention my last account's username. I always try to not care but I just end up thinking way too much. Although, I didn't post anything bad or stupid on the last account. I felt like I was being cringey or something. Oh well, here I am. Glad to get that off my chest. I did have a bunch of karma and that account was about 2.6yrs old.

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7863

I purposely stay off WiFi in my phone.

So I have unlimited data, and I’ve had it for years at this point (probably since 2012), and Verizon has tried to kick me off if it multiple times. So I just decided to not connect to WiFi. My rates are still flat, I don’t get charged extra for whatever, and it’s great.

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11909

I wish i was really pretty.

Everytime i see my best friends i feel so ugly. They're so beautiful, they literally look like a model. I always look bad in our photos. They're literally so pretty. I just feel ugly beside them. I always tell them "you're so pretty omg I don't understand how you're so pretty" but what i really mean is "i wish i wasn't as ugly as i am" or "i wish i looked like you". sometimes feel pretty and take some selfies but when i look at them later i think to myself "ew am i really THAT ugly"

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1275

I broke my best friends arms

This was in grade 7 and we were on an excursion , my friend wanted to race me back to the bus. We were neck and neck and me being the stupid kid I was put my leg out and tripped him thinking that he would just stumble turns out he broke both of his arms he didn’t know it was me and no one else does..... I feel like a shitty person we remained friends for a year then high school drifted us apart...

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6050

i confess

i confess i jack off to my gf best friend. seeing her in a bikini and lingerie gets me hard. her and her big tits. im a sinner i know i had to let it out

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5213

I lie to my friends and tell them I’m high when I’m not.

I have social anxiety and I’m an awkward person. I have a hard time making friends and the friends I do have are all stoners. I smoke occasionally, but not as much as they do. When I hang out with them and say or do something super awkward, I play it off as if I’m just high to avoid them thinking poorly of me.

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2610

I try to help

So the other day I got a comment that had minus likes(?), which confused me because I didn't say anything offensive, or at least I didn't think so. And now everytime someone has minus likes(?) I give them a thumbs up, just to help it not be so bad. And only when they are not being rude or something

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3623

Wife went out of town for a few days, so I got high.

My wife would be crazy mad if she knew I was high right now. I know a lot of people look down on marijuana, but it makes my life so much easier when I'm able to use it. I'm taking care of my two kids (5 & 4 years old) right now and we're having so much fun. I feel bad for being high in front of them, but I was careful about the smell and where I used it.

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3619

To my friends, or to anyone who tries to message me, I'm sorry I can't reply to you asap, or even open your message.

My friends are really annoyed I don't "Seen" their messages on messenger and won't reply to them immediately. Eventhough they are urgent sometimes. I'm really sorry! I really forget you guys are sending me messages. You send me a text, I'll ignore it for awhile, then forgets to ever reply to you. And sometimes if hours had passed by, I'm not sure if I should still reply back or not. I usually choose not to and I'm sorry! Another thing, I just enjoy seeing your names in bold.

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11538

I'm a 14 year old guy with long hair, and my friends are suggesting me to tie it up.

Hello, Thanks for reading, I'm a 14 year old guy with long hair, and my friends are suggesting me to tie it up. I'm going to try and tie it up tomorrow, I'll do a update in 24 hours. I am going to regret this.

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5445

I took some of my brother's dope

And smoked it. He never noticed. Later on when he went fishing he took all of his with him (or so I thought) and by that point I had my own anyway. When he came home he asked if I smoked the last of his weed while he was gone. I checked his stash when he left and there was nothing, so it wasn't me who smoked it. He has misplaced it and I almost want to prove to him it wasn't me by telling him I checked his stash.

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10895

High school secret

One time in high school a kid in an earlier grade slipped off a bridge and fell into the river, they never found his body. They were having a memorial during math class so i pretended i knew him as a friend to get out of class. There was food and cupcakes. I didn't even know his name.

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2470

I "bought" a game with my friends money

So there is this game I didnt want or had any interest in buying but my friend said..."Here I will give you $10 rn in cash to get that game and play with me" I said sure and I went home to get the game...little did he know. The game was free to download that day and I spent his money on snacks. He never found out. And those snacks were very good.

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7861

Attraction too pregnancy

Is it wrong that I’m attracted too pregnancy and or have a fetish for it? I’m afraid too confess it too my female friends and male friends and also councilor. I’ve kept it private as my own fetish, I don’t know what else too do! Is it wrong of me too be attracted too then?

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7591

I dont know what happen but somehow it ended up with unprotected sex and I'm freaking out crying.

I asked her to turn around and she thought that I meant to ride me not stop 69ing me and suck my penis. She just whips around and puts it in. I asked if she was on bc but horny me and anxiety me know that's horrible. I feel disgusted with myself. This seems like a shitpost but I'm just really high and cant think straight.

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10332

I secretly crossdress at home,only my girl friend knows.

Most of the time when she is at work I like to get my dresses and skirts that are tucked away in a black bag in my spare room,I also have a huge prom dress with massive layers of petticoats and I feel like a princess when wearing it,I would be devastated if my friend's or family knew about this,any other guys like to do this in secret?

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2631

I’m scared of how much love I have for my cat and how much it’s going to destroy me when he passes away.

He’s the sweetest, goofiest, cutest, sassiest animal I’ve ever met and I love him more than life itself. He was my first pet I could call my own when I moved away from my parents. He’s still very young (4.5yo) and not going anywhere anytime soon but he’s helped me cope with my depression and anxiety more than anyone or anything and it devastates me to think that I’ll ever have to live without him.

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6319

I eat butter like its yoghurt

My guilty pleasure is getting a small teaspoon, allowing a block of butter to go room temperature and just eat it. I am underweight so it is probably needed but does anybody else do this? I love butter and I make it a full meal. I track calories due to this so I don't go overboard lmao but some of my lunches are pure butter oh god

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4828

In elementary school is stole/threw away pencil bags.

It was in 3rd grade, so I was a little idiotic a$$hole. I deliberately stole pencil bags from my class and threw them in the trash. Just for fun, not for pencils or anything. Not as great as some stories just thought I should share.

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11506

Mommies snacks.

My favorite porn video of all time is called "mommies snacks" and its basically a 300 pound mature white woman spreading her asshole in the kitchen for the camera while shes baking cookies. I want mommies big butt so badly. I would inhale her fart into my lungs and get high off it.

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10739

I feel like I'm destined to be lonely for life

For some context, I'm 15 and have never had a girlfriend nor do I think I ever will have a girlfriend. I have never kissed a girl before and I feel like there's an age limit to where it will be awkward to get a girl and then tell her that she is your first. I am very socially awkward so it's not easy for me to talk to girls I like. I also don't have good looks and no girl would ever like me. For these reasons I feel like I'm going to be alone forever.

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7131

I downvote cake-day posts and comments

Most of them are just pointless comments or obvious karma-farming attempts. I started downvoting them and now I feel like every person with a cake day deserves to be downvoted. (Also the comments wishing them happy cake day, it’s not so important event!)

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530

[Remorse] If I had to choose between my (hopefully never)kid and myself; Id pick me in a heartbeat.

I feel awful but just when faced with the choice of a horrid situation like get my paralyzed from the neck down or let my kid die, Id let my kid die. I feel bad for thinking this way but Id rather preserve myself over my kids. I can make new kids but I just cant bear to scarifice myself over something like that.

Anticipatory Guilt

10084

Flatten My Boss' Tires

When my district manager came to my store he would leave his car in the back of the store. When I went to lunch I used to put a small pebble under his tire's valve stem cap. I would turn the cap just enough to give his car a slow leak (the small rock would be pressing the valve letting air out slowly). By the tire he got home at night his tire would be flat. He wouldn't when or where it happened!!

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10943

I hate dating apps with a passion

It’s awful for guys, but it’s awful for me too as a girl. It’s always the same pool of guys, even after I’ve been off the apps for 9 months. I loved my ex so much, and he just dumped me over text. And now I’m back to online dating and honestly it’s just frustrating and scary and it hurts.

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531

I find my Mother in law attractive, I catch myself/ she may catch me checking her out sometimes.

She looks similar to my wife, but thicker. Nice thick ass, bigger round tits. Sometimes I cant help myself especially if I've been drinking I'll catch my eyes wandering and look up at her like um..hi. I don't know what to do about this I just had to tell someone.

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6761

I'm socially awkward over text.

I'm so socially awkward through text. I over explain everything and I send so many texts to explain my intentions and make sure the other person is okay and that they don't misunderstand me. I also get too excited and crack weird jokes that are funny in my head, but as soon as i say them and reflect back, I instantly regret making them cuz it sounds inappropriate or stupid. Why is it always through text?

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9684

I wrote x rated corpse husband fanfic.

I didn't right anything too sexual, it's heavily applied that it's happening but it's not going into that area. I stopped writing it since I knew it made him uncomfortable. Just didn't feel right. I haven't deleted it bc so many people love it but I'm just scared he'll find it. Like Iv had some srsly fucked up thoughts about corpse and it's so creepy. Like if he knew me and what I was thinking this stuff he'd probably get a restraining order.

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8815

My ex-girlfriend of 1.5 years came out to me as gay a year ago and I still can’t get over it

I’m being really irrational but I keep feeling inadequate like a failure. We were together for 18 months when she broke up with me. I get she should be comfortable as herself but I keep feeling like I wasted so much time and money. Especially because she broke up with me over text. Like she couldn’t have had a face to face conversation about it? Now I keep having creeping thoughts that I shouldn’t trust women anymore and I get that it’s a toxic mindset to have but I keep having these thoughts and they won’t fucking stop.

Anticipatory Guilt

3068

I having an affair with an rooster

Ive been in a steady relationship with my step daughter for 5 months but lately for about 6 weeks now, In the morning I sneak in the backyard to caress the rooster that lives in our backyard and make love to it. I don’t know what I should I do, I’m think of ending things with the rooster but the fallout might be worse if I do so.

Reactive Guilt

6757

i eat strawberry jam straight out of the jar

yeah you read it right. i don’t have time for ‘toast and jam’ bullshit, i got work to do. i just grab a spoon and take a big old munch of strawberry jam and carry on with my day. it’s a guilty pleasure.

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6036

I've lost 80% of my sense of humor

I find most things that are supposed to be funny not funny at all. Occasionally there will be something witty or off beat that makes me chuckle but nothing really makes me laugh that much anymore. A month ago though my ex had this Conan playlist that had me laughing pretty hard for a good hour or so. But I think it was mostly because I was feeling good being with her for the first time.

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5904

I still love my ex

Even if he doesn't care about me anymore, I still love him with all of my heart. I wonder if he slept well last night and how his elderly dog is doing. When I walk in front of his house (which happens everyday, since it's on the way to work) I feel like dying inside. Damn, I was so happy with him. I can't stop bawling my eyes out every night and I feel like It will be like this forever.

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6899

My friends think I'm a sex machine... I'm still a virgin

Well it's pretty self explanatory, don't get me wrong I'm really extrovert, I have a really good social life, I've got 3 girlfriends since I was 15 (I just turned 19 btw) and I get along with girls pretty easily. But the point is that I don't know how to "get them in bed". I once almost made it with a past gf but I decided to not do it, I didn't want her to be my first time. I don't know what to do about that, or if I should be worried at all. Thanks.

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1152

Had sex with sleeping girl

Last month at a college party I basically tricked this drunk girl into getting into my uber and when we got to my house I had to carry her inside and I threw her on my bed and got to bidnizz baha. Then when I finished I called another uber and sent her back to the party LMAO. Lost my virginity and we both dont even know eachothers names was an awesome moment for me my friends laugh so hard but say its fucked up.

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4752

One time as a kid on a road rip with my friends family, I put a Skittle in the cigarette adapter. Whilst driving, the skittle burnt and caught on fire, filling the entire car with smoke. No one could explain it and it cancelled the trip. I never came clean.

In old cars there is a lighter adapter, that you would push your cigarette in to light. This particular one was located behind the centre console so people in the back seat could access it. I put the Skittle in and pushed it in. It became stuck with the skittle melting inside. I'm not sure if they ever found it or figured it out, but I never got in trouble with it and my friend never mentioned it

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9806

I’m thinking about moving to Bulgaria to be with a man with whom I’ve only video chatted.

I know I’m a fool for even considering it. It is so risky — I don’t speak the language or even know how to use the currency. He’d be all I’ve got out there so, if he does a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde, it would be bad news for me. I know I’d be an idiot if I actually went through with it. I crave a loving, healthy bond with a partner and fear I’m getting old and want it to be my turn for once.

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1233

It’s usually hard to look in a mirror.

Today I felt strong and confident. I don’t always feel this way. I even looked in a mirror and thought I looks good. But then again I looked later and I don’t feel beautiful. I see my every flaw. So I compensate by walking away and forgetting what I see and try to only remember my strength.

No Guilt

6395

Note to self

Stop overspending. When you get declined on a bar tab that isn’t more than $30, then make up a late excuse it’s not a good look. Ps. I’m broke because i actually double paid most of my bills while drinking. And no i don’t have a drinking problem.

Reactive Guilt

3655

Almost killed a kid cause he insulted SpEd kids

SpEd means Special Ed. Like special needs or kids with disabilities. Kid walked into the locker room spazzing out and speaking gibberish like there was no tomorrow. He then looked me dead in the eye and said, “Sorry, I had an autistic seizure.” I have autism, I’ve watched my friend have a seizure, and it took 3 kids to keep me from killing this fucking Asshole.

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