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Bro
Dont bro the bro bot
This is making me think. My brain became overloaded I think and eventually I had 50 reasons to enter trades. It was working when I only had 1 or 2 indicators that I trusted. The more info I got the less I trusted all of it so I guess the barrier to entry a trade was removed.
Sounds similar to me and i think alot of people.. analysis paralysis.. whereas if they're ignorant and just pick retarded options they make money because the ignored all the things saying not to do it. Whereas when we know about stuff, like building a court case we have to have as much evidence of possible before entering a trade, that it's actually a good trade.
Enough to accumulate 450k and not lose sleep over it being missing.
:crying:
Got my shares in pm already
Uh oh
I bought 148 2.5 1/03. This is it.
Don’t you guys think it will take longer for this transaction to happen?
Grindr
20$ is 20$
Do you have a source?
a blind guy with 400 views on YouTube
Don't do it. Too risky imo. But it's in a good place rn.
Too late. Went with 1/17 49c 44p.
Awesome job! 70% is great.. take the day off and enjoy the gains. Don’t be hurried into opening a new position
thanks! yeah, i don't think i am opening any more positions today. Cheers.
Learn your lesson and never add good money to bad investments.
But you don't know they're bad until you're bankrupt.
Exactly and selling more expiring this Friday is free money at this point. It may be small or whatever but it's still just free money selling calls on BA expiring this friday.
you're right, I cashed out with profit and I'm already doing the same-ish play again for EOW
The spread was $.01 premarket so I got muh 700 shares
Good play if it explodes
i bought it when it was $6. I'm still crying inside
Hello, this is IGC calling to cry with you.
Inflation is just taxes without representation
And deflation would be...?
Stop eating so much fucking food.
Suck my dick, this TP isn't even wide enough to cover my hand.
Same. Not looking to good rn
i already sold at open for 70% profit. Rip if you're holding.
Everything i could.
Precisely
I don’t think you know what a market crash is
Yes, it wasn't horrible. However it'd be silly to think that didn't have an effect on holiday spending.
Lmao my guy wrote his post in multiple languages in case the OP was actually an algo
🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuck u man u made me lol in a meeting
And deflation would be...?
stagnation with repression
Nobody on WSB is an accredited investor
The fact that YOLO and GUH! are used here is proof enough.
Nice!!!
Thanks man!
Careful bro, that's lunch money
Can’t buy trendies with that.
Will buy for .01 each.
If I sell a billion of these calls I become a multi-millionaire, right?
I didn't realize this was a secret, I work in the cannabis industry and its been an openly known fact that this was coming to coke in 2020.
Did you know it was gonna be Aurora? That could be the big news
Holy fuck brother 40%? Good luck
Yes, 4 dollars in single lotto tickets
both - and he can podcast about avocado
Dank
Your welcome on shop calls
Fucking overslept and missed it. Thanks tho good call
A student on yoloing https://i.imgur.com/IL38vrj.jpg
Post your positions so I can just inverse you ya cuck
Why’s that?
Bc they’ve dumped on every ER for over a year now for the same reason
You should max out your CC and put it all on ACB before it goes to $4. Do et before it's too late boi
Done chief 😤😤😤 lets get this bread boys see yall at the top
I bought 69 shares.
Nice
325 12/31. If you have the funding I'd grab 323 anytime early January. Look to resell it high.
Did the same one 3w5 12/31. Witness me brother
I believe it was down to consolidation and seeing how they would deal with the whole delivery issues with fedex as well as maybe trade war set backs. Keeping an eye on the monthly chart as a cup and handle looks to be forming, maybe we can get another ten bagger soon if it plays out.
I was going to buy calls earlier today but hesitated, I missed out hard. Do you think it'll keep climbing?
Lol you sound like the Najarian brothers
Lol that’s when I first heard about this stock. They pumped it back in October 😂
itm long dated puts can be a good play at any strike retard
Bitch we always talking homeruns
i already sold at open for 70% profit. Rip if you're holding.
Selling tmr morning at open. Hopefully any profit is fine with me. I’ll even take 5%
what happened?
Tried to cure Alzheimers which is like holy grail of biotech, turns out it was too hard (guh, no biotech has ever managed) and got canned lol. Now working on easier stuff to cure based on previous research.
How many dead astronauts in 2020? I'm gonna say its not a zero number.
You don't become an astronaut if your long-term goal is dying of infected bedsores after your brain liquefies due to Alzheimer's in your eighties
Really sit down and think this one through. If you realize the answer you will have learned more than if someone just tells you it.
Begone, not-tist! REEEEE
This is probably the most famous quote from the movie Reservoir Dogs you uncultured swine
I feel like a fucking idiot
If I get GUH’d again tomorrow I’m gonna take a break until 2020
Sounds like a plan
Watch it, cocksucka
Oh cocksucka I’m minding my business here
Did the same one 3w5 12/31. Witness me brother
I see and I believe brother 👌
Holy shit, how can these morons not be more skeptical about 'accidental', this motherfucker is hashtagging aurora and coke in a weed stocks forum. I see so many comments from people who are literally choosing this to be their first investment, and even if by some miracle they make money on this, that money will be gone by their second trade.
Sometimes you just get a feeling about a stock though you know, it's kinda like when you see a pretty girl and your pants get all warm and such.
Boomers won't let it fail.
That's what I'm hoping but boomers could also be dead.
Why the fuck did this comment make me laugh so loud?!?
Maybe a retarded cat shaking?
Sounds good dude, just picked up Jan. 17th $35 calls. 10 of them at a $190.
Congrats in advance. The FDA will probably be early, so it in theory will continue to run higher prior to exp date.
Up 25% already Merry Christmas
Congrats :) Merry Christmas!! <3
No I bought them a few days ago
So AMD has gone up since a few days ago so what's the problem? Were they super far out of the money?
What platform? If I could ask. For positive reasons!
Use IB for their margin rates
No, you are using a derogatory term in response to a question. No one is lost, your acting like trash.
You must be new around here.
Being a large part of the budget doesn't automatically mean that it's a large part of the deficit. Social Security, for example, is about a quarter of the federal budget but it's funded through FICA taxes.
Yeah, by definition it means exactly that, especially when it’s the vast majority!
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I see. So you coded that up yourself. Great job! It'd be super cool if it's public tho :)
I bet he wears corduroy pants too
hey i wear cords
And yacht?
How do you think I'm going to get to my Island?
explain, now, please.
This is a fine art called sarcasm
He robbed us blind!
The blind led the retards to the pits
Thanks man, you're absolutely right. Just harder to think that way when you had the position open then closed it. I'm just bein a bitch, appreciate it tho!
I closed out 2/3 of my aapl calls today at 10:00am so I do feel ya though, but it wasn't worth my acc dying over.
Sorry just saw this, I'd would have told you to wait till tomorrow anyways. Volume was pretty bad across the board, at least in everything I'm holding.
Thank you.
soooo what are they not doing exactly so i can do 'this'
Buying leaps (1-2 year out options that have time to mature and won’t get pummeled by theta)
!remindme 365 days
!remindme 365 days
Stonks only go up...private airstrip?
Well what's more extravagant? I think you can go bigger with yachts than private jets.
PE doesn’t matter anymore in this market, have you seen AMD? Stonks only go up for now.
Every PE is fucked, why does anyone use it as a metric? It’s also a relative metric, so if they’re all high, then none of them are. I only buy stonks with infinite PE and 0 PEG.
Should've listened :(
not too late im seeing $70-$80 by february
Nope smoking off hangover from yesterday. I tried drinking according to EST to prepare for the market
Smoking is 100% the best and fastest hangover cure. 3 hits and a glass of water = fucking golden
“In the land of the tards, the blind man is king”
‘Blind Trust’
Ripppp. I have a TD also so the stupidity can go on
It's a good platform, just watch out for the fees on FDs, they add up over there lol
Uh oh
Fuck that shit
Companys do this all the time. They 'leak' stuff, deny it and see what the response is.
We wanted to see if they'll buy the drink but all these retards did was bought irresponsible short term out-of-the-money derivatives!
That's what today was, but tomorrow you will have some dumb people buying puts, so that means it's time to sell puts and make free money tomorrow by selling put spreads and letting them expire worthless.
Theres the sell puts retard
This is scaring me
Just buy calls and don’t try to time it. You’ll make enough so that when you’re wrong, you’ll still end up ahead.
Repo money? What even is Apple repossessing? Genuine question
Repo has nothing to do with repossessing. And I’m not even going to go further. Educate yourself
It’s in a weird broker I rarely log into but I can take a picture of my computer screen later when I get home
nice thanks
.. comon man.. be quicker. I know how old she was.. i'm fast forwarding and telling you 28 year old Jolie was my dream.
dude i got vaccinated as a baby, cut me some slack
True. Tesla drivers dont know how to find Tod's on sale.
😂😂😂
Did you know it was gonna be Aurora? That could be the big news
In the context of CBD Coke that name is definitely ringing a pretty loud bell, but for the life of me I can't remember when I was hearing about it
Fine, but it's not done going up is all I see. So free money by selling Amazon puts expiring tomorrow.
Why’s are you spamming your shitty ass theta propaganda all over the sub
What are you gonna do with all 3.5 inches big guy?
Hopefully tug it off and cry while I look at all my losses
It sucks coca cola isn't giving us tendies for Christmas, but there's still the Drift announcement.
You owe me my tendies back
Here they get paid decently, they dont rely on tips. Should have said that im not a prisoner of US-3rd world country.
Lmao the way things are going we are going to need to start using the term -1st world country because we are on course for the Titantic sequel: big, make a lot of money, and ends up sinking.
Oh my fuck I just checked it.
What color lambo are you getting?
Where ya seeing that? If he’s asked to step down something smells like a hostile takeover
https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/aurora-stock-still-sliding-as-it-reveals-executive-battley-was-asked-to-leave-1.4742949
I released one at costco a couple days ago. For 80 I'll tell ya which one its at
What are you gonna do with 80 squids?
Im pretty sure thats about 85% of this sub
I know *I* have no idea what I'm doing. The chances of the other guy also not knowing either gotta be less. Right?
Literally the worst thing you could've said
No, something worse would be something like if market goes down even 1%, ban me.
hahaha as inconceivable as it seems that someone hasn't seen the same shows you have, let it soak in that I've got nothing to gain from lying
Lies! You have sweet karma to gain from lying! That being said I believe you
I've added you to the list of villeins I intend to hunt for sport this summer.
I’ll look for the engraved invitation to the official Eyes Wide Shut/depraved rich person party house I see in all the movies :(
Bro I have seen you in like at least 5 threads telling everyone to sell puts on AMZN or buy calls. You need to relax or you gonna give yourself a stroke
Do you see Amazon after hours? It's going up another $25 tomorrow too.
It’s in the feels man. When your gut is telling you something you just gotta do it man
*Your GUHt
What color lambo are you getting?
bLOOD GREEN
WHERE WAS THIS DD 6 MONTHS AGO HUH?
GUH
this really happened tho
If only I listened to my own advice
So you sold drugs to get your money back, sounds legit
sometimes you gotta get creative
Inject this shit in my veins
Dilly dilly
How do you think I'm going to get to my Island?
Your chopper
!remind me 365 days
!remind me 365 days
Any reason why March 2020s 105c jumped up 125% before close? Wild.
Yeah just check the bid ask. Bid 1.10 ask 4.30 someone just put in a way overpriced sell order so it took the average.
I’m laughing just thinking about the irony of a bunch of autists blindly following a blind autist 😂
I saw this video of some dude saying a blind guy violated a NDA.
Still good might benefit from SNE news but not sure if mid feb or beginning.
Here we go