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49,606 | 8 | 13 | 30 | So then this means nothing to you. [rips picture] | Kelly | false |
1,286 | 1 | 5 | 6 | Yeah, yeah. | Ryan | false |
21,593 | 4 | 12 | 17 | Mike. | Darryl | false |
55,239 | 9 | 9 | 27 | No, impish or admirable. | Dwight | false |
54,486 | 9 | 7 | 8 | He���s in the bathroom. | Erin | false |
37,908 | 6 | 23 | 7 | Are we talking about your grandchildren? | Lawyer | false |
27,201 | 5 | 14 | 18 | I am a theatrical person. Growing up, I always thought I would become an actor. Because I have, these memorization tricks that I use. Um, for instance, I learned the Pledge of Allegiance by setting it to the tune of Old MacDonald. [starts singing] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God. With a woof-woof here, and a woof-woof there. Here a woof, there a woof. Everywhere a woof, woof. Um, you get it. | Michael | false |
20,412 | 4 | 8 | 40 | So, where did you learn how to play? | Jim | false |
58,339 | 9 | 20 | 20 | Are you in that paper documentary too? | Carla Fern | false |
58,329 | 9 | 20 | 13 | Nellie, this is a competition. Please take it seriously. | Erin | false |
59,567 | 9 | 23 | 37 | No, we haven���t ordered anything. No one���s even taken our drinks. Uh, what is the chef special? [music plays and stripper starts dancing on Dwight] | Dwight | false |
46,841 | 8 | 4 | 45 | Yeah! I'm too hot anyway. | Ryan | false |
11,365 | 3 | 7 | 36 | Ah, god. Okay. You know what everybody? I'm sure there is a better way to do this but I've drive something like 400 miles today and I'm completely exhausted so I'm just gonna tell you. Your branch is not closing; Stamford is closing. Um, for the time being, it seems that all your jobs are safe. | Jan | false |
50,156 | 8 | 15 | 22 | Don't remember me like this. Remember me as the man who pulled down the screen. | Dwight | false |
30,706 | 5 | 26 | 32 | Damn it, Michael, I told you that in confidence. Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. A little boy just walked up to me and said, 'is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?' | David | false |
23,517 | 5 | 3 | 10 | [banging on the glass] Hey, hey. What are you doing? Don't talk to them. | Michael | false |
1,949 | 1 | 6 | 40 | Just the once. | Toby | true |
38,095 | 6 | 23 | 29 | Wow. That is crazy. | Kevin | false |
25,243 | 5 | 7 | 36 | They tried to keep us apart, but they couldnt. It was like destiny. | Kelly | false |
18,952 | 4 | 4 | 42 | You okay? | Jim | false |
49,586 | 8 | 13 | 30 | All right. | Creed | false |
45,244 | 7 | 24 | 8 | You could just be saying it to get the job. | Jim | false |
49,396 | 8 | 13 | 7 | Mine was actually a pretty boring case, so- | Jim | false |
34,398 | 6 | 12 | 3 | We didn't, because we think it'd be better to do it together. | Jim | false |
43,606 | 7 | 18 | 7 | 500 | Michael | false |
19,347 | 4 | 5 | 9 | Yeah, I know. | Michael | false |
20,946 | 4 | 10 | 31 | [nervously stuttering] I... have... things... | Kevin | false |
31,174 | 6 | 2 | 5 | A guy on my street fell off a ladder painting his house. It was on the news. | Toby | false |
49,803 | 8 | 14 | 10 | Kathy. | Dwight | false |
33,657 | 6 | 9 | 11 | We have a monthly staff meeting | Michael | false |
47,990 | 8 | 8 | 24 | Well, you know how in the vending machine they have the chocolate chip cookies in the A-1 spot? They do that 'cause they think A-1's the best spot for the best cookie. But the real best spot is D-4. Right? That's where the eyes go. So... | Kevin | false |
20,645 | 4 | 9 | 14 | Oh well don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys dated. | Jan | false |
31,963 | 6 | 4 | 36 | You're welcome. | Michael | false |
47,916 | 8 | 8 | 16 | All right! We're here. Limitless can wait. | Andy | false |
55,784 | 9 | 11 | 20 | Yes, as a matter of fact, I uh��� [pulls booklets from his bag] I wrote some down. There you go. [passes out booklets] Wow, this guy came prepared, it impresses me! [group laughs] | Darryl | false |
25,920 | 5 | 10 | 17 | Oh, so glad I could help. | Dwight | false |
26,763 | 5 | 13 | 3 | No. | Dwight | false |
33,646 | 6 | 9 | 8 | It smells like throw up in here. | Kevin | false |
28,636 | 5 | 19 | 29 | Okay. So yeah. | Dwight | false |
37,531 | 6 | 21 | 49 | Ooh. | Kevin | false |
41,298 | 7 | 10 | 30 | Don't... I... | Michael | false |
25,301 | 5 | 8 | 6 | [pours something from the fridge into a bowl and opens the microwave, it is covered in exploded food] Oh, come on! [to the documentary crew] Do you see this? Disgusting. | Pam | false |
30,276 | 5 | 25 | 14 | Ok. I love it. I love it. | Michael | false |
45,421 | 7 | 24 | 44 | Let me get that for you. [runs ahead to open the door for Jim] | Dwight | false |
5,557 | 2 | 10 | 53 | [rapping] What's up my nerds. Check it out. [points at the mistletoe stuck down his pants] | Todd Packer | false |
40,365 | 7 | 7 | 44 | And Cinco de Mayo. | Michael | false |
41,032 | 7 | 10 | 2 | Dwight said this entry was a waste of space. | Hank | false |
41,069 | 7 | 10 | 8 | Well then you're not going to talk to the new building owner. Which is a shame, because I hear he's a very reasonable guy. | Dwight | false |
20,668 | 4 | 9 | 16 | Whatever I want? It's never whatever I want. When I wanted to see Stomp, and you wanted to see Wicked, what did we see? | Michael | false |
11,169 | 3 | 6 | 49 | Hi, I'm Carol. | Carol | false |
54,340 | 9 | 6 | 34 | I thought it was gonna be tiny. Oh my gosh it's beautiful. So this is how your family came to America. | Erin | false |
30,927 | 6 | 1 | 18 | She always eats my lunch. | Erin | false |
39,317 | 7 | 4 | 21 | You wanna dig into our relationship, go over it, see what killed it. Ok, I'm in. | Jan | false |
34,142 | 6 | 11 | 5 | I want to keep those so I can see what I sent. | Michael | false |
18,472 | 4 | 3 | 46 | [sighs, walks back into office] | Michael | false |
12,856 | 3 | 11 | 12 | He's in the office. | Roy | false |
19,497 | 4 | 5 | 38 | [Chariots of Fire theme plays] It all starts with an idea. But you can never tell where an idea will end up. [people passing a Corporate Memo around to each other] Because ideas spread, they change, grow. They connect us with the world. [Kelly catches paper airplane that says 'I love you'] And in a fast moving world, where good news moves at the speed of time [newspaper with Andy saying 'Hometown Boy Wins Race'], and bad news isn't always what it seems. [Dwight hands Phyllis paper that says 'You have a son, and it's me'] Because when push comes to shove we all deserve a second chance. [Stanley finds paper that says 'Turn your life around. Now hiring at Dunder Mifflin'] To score. [Jim throws paper in basket, Michael retrieves it; it says 'World's Most Creative Boss'] Dunder Mifflin. Limitless paper in a paperless world. | Michael's Ad | false |
12,371 | 3 | 10 | 16 | No, orange is whorish. | Angela | false |
26,999 | 5 | 13 | 53 | I know where this is goin'. | Michael | false |
56,035 | 9 | 12 | 34 | That is correct. Come on, guys, where is this even coming from? | Pete | false |
35,667 | 6 | 16 | 29 | Wait, wait. My iPod's not in here! | Pam | false |
43,553 | 7 | 17 | 27 | Sorry? | Michael | false |
29,091 | 5 | 21 | 16 | When did you need that rundown by? | Jim | false |
21,040 | 4 | 10 | 45 | Yeah, what are you doing here? | Kelly | false |
50,940 | 8 | 18 | 18 | Thank you. | Jim | false |
1,475 | 1 | 5 | 35 | [to Jim] Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend. | Roy | false |
31,139 | 6 | 2 | 2 | It's okay with me but he's gonna want me in there. | Michael | false |
4,788 | 2 | 8 | 39 | Yeah, magnificent worker, marvelous worker, more money for this worker. Man, I like this worker. Mighty worker. That's good. That's good. | Dwight | true |
51,529 | 8 | 20 | 15 | If it would help you to forget, I could hit you in the brain stem with this candlestick. | Dwight | false |
17,436 | 4 | 1 | 73 | What do you want me to do Jim? | Michael | false |
13,923 | 3 | 15 | 33 | Who? | Uncle Al | false |
55,673 | 9 | 11 | 12 | It was his birthday, just turned three. So��� | Dwight | false |
44,406 | 7 | 21 | 5 | I'm your boss! | Gabe | false |
51,730 | 8 | 21 | 11 | ...and then just lay him in his crib, and then bicycle his legs. And then after Jim quiets down, you do the same thing with your baby. [Pam, Jim and Kelly laugh] But if he keeps having problems, just give me a call. | Ravi | false |
20,865 | 4 | 10 | 17 | Well, look, I am in an assigned parking place in front, so... Alright, alright, alright, umm let me try to think about what it would be like to not have one. [thinks] OK, yes that would be bad. | Michael | false |
32,400 | 6 | 5 | 17 | Hello Mr. Halpert. I'm calling from the identity theft department at Capital One. We've detected some unusual activity on your credit card. | Credit card rep | false |
16,924 | 3 | 23 | 76 | Well, I wish you would. | Pam | false |
20,271 | 4 | 8 | 23 | Excuse me? | Lester | false |
6,456 | 2 | 13 | 9 | I'll just be sleep--- [Michael hangs up the phone before Oscar can finish] | Oscar | false |
11,742 | 3 | 8 | 44 | It's just my crazy nose. I'm... uh, used to different smells. | Karen | false |
9,663 | 3 | 2 | 1 | Yeah? | Pam | false |
30,177 | 5 | 24 | 34 | For real, you're not kidding? | Pam | false |
45,664 | 7 | 24 | 69 | Hey! Hey! Hey! | Jim | false |
17,048 | 4 | 1 | 17 | People keep calling me a 'Wunderkind'; I don't even know what that means. I mean, I know what it means, it means very successful for your age, so I guess it makes sense, but... it's a weird word. | Ryan | false |
25,097 | 5 | 7 | 23 | Mmm-hmmm... | Concierge Marie | false |
42,692 | 7 | 14 | 13 | Pam, I'm obviously going to get that stuff for you so just shut up. | Dwight | false |
45,327 | 7 | 24 | 25 | What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? [Robert stares at Dwight] What are you doing..? [Dwight sits up abruptly] Stop trying to figure me out. | Dwight | false |
4,555 | 2 | 8 | 11 | Oh, yea! | Pam | false |
31,650 | 6 | 3 | 26 | Yeah, I would, too. | Phyllis | false |
16,790 | 3 | 23 | 62 | Very good! You have earned one Schrute Buck. | Dwight | false |
9,607 | 3 | 1 | 43 | You sound pretty defensive Michael. | Oscar | false |
46,795 | 8 | 4 | 40 | Well, how about one of our classic father/son duets? [starts playing guitar] | Andy | false |
35,631 | 6 | 16 | 23 | Good luck! | Phyllis | false |
8,832 | 2 | 21 | 12 | Yes. Thank you, Pam. How about Angela makes the poster into a t-shirt, which Oscar wears. That way, he can never see it and whenever she looks at Oscar, she can see it. Win/win/win. | Michael | false |
42,284 | 7 | 13 | 6 | No. What? You can't do that. You are a critical part of this seminar. You're the charming warm-up guy, | Andy | false |
33,919 | 6 | 10 | 22 | Seems like it's leaning one way. | Ryan | false |
4,514 | 2 | 8 | 4 | Oh, no. | Pam | false |
59,348 | 9 | 22 | 68 | Why? | Angela | false |
25,903 | 5 | 10 | 13 | I wish that you'd stop rubbing that lamp in that creepy way. | Pam | false |
1,872 | 1 | 6 | 33 | What are you doing? | Jim | false |
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