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#ConfusingThingsGirlsDo show virtually no interest in The Bible Code
wasting other people;s Emotional Labor, by posting public screeds about the coming retribution of Lunchables Snack Packs
what if my posts were the one thing stopping PUTIN from turning the USA into a Slave Zone. think on that a little before you unfollow my ass
somewhere theres a group of geniuses debating whether Rugrats moved the diaper community forwards or backwards in some hotel's banquet room
tyoure on here scrutinizing my posts , while your girl is out Fucking curly from the three stooges
lunch cabinet
buying an assortment of soaps and ointments to make my ass hole less stupid
computer... show me ya Ass
http://tinyurl.com/y9cg7dc I AM very exicted to be living in a 3-d world in the yr 2010. the OFFICIAL start to the new millanium
two men emerge from sensory deprivation tanks "I just attained oneness with all living beings" "I just fucked the Girl rabbit from SpaceJam"
cant wait til my teeth fall out so i can get those new gamer dentures that all the chatrooms are screaming about
i will nevr add baby huey to the famous bird list. he wouldnt even make top 40. i will NOT back down on this, U obnoxious, ungrateful pricks
the worst mythbuster to ever exist was the dead mythbuster that they never talk about #TheDeadMythbuster
so, noobs, any last words beofre i officially change my first and last name to "Logen" and drive my car off a cliff? I though so.
"Rock and Roll Kevin is named that because of his extensive knowledge of Rock and Roll music."
going back to switch the auto-capitalized 'i's in my post to lowercase so people don't think im some fucked up nerd
i will never "honk if im horny" .
these guys tried to run a hospital in AFGHANISTAN?? hello?? i dont know if you noticed, but theres a war there? U gotta use your heads folks
how dose it feel to be puppets in my numerology experiment my true form emerges, a 3d skull wrapped in tinfoil , shooting green flames
another fucked up thing that women will do to all good men and boys is steal their last names, poSsibly to leverage their own failing brands
that smug prick baby new year th e piece of shit. ill throw him from my truck the dumb ass mother fucker
might passive aggressively post "Oh! The website is Bad today" if i dont get some damn likes over here. just constantly treated like a leper
((attempts to dress up for hte first time in my life to attend Grandmas funeral but ends up looking like a school shooter from the matrix)
oh whatd this?? another death threat in my inbox? well know this, i fear a world of subpar bird tyranny more than death
"we live in an exciting age because you can just go get downloads of anything. almost every day there is new downloads to get." - OwedSex96
#AnimalTVShows dog fucker
i just talked to all of my celeb friends on this site and they told me that the blue checkmark is good to have. personally, i believe them.,
I'll nmever click on anything. Never
" NO BULL SHIT" is not just a phrase i like to say, it is also a way of live
WAIT FUCK
(shows up at new media seminar with a chunk of wooden fence stuck around my neck and a bunch of stray animals following me) sorry every one
someitmes it seems to me that some people woulr rather join KKK, than join mensa....
i have no idea how that turd got on your ceiling, but it definitely didn't fly out of my shorts while iwas doing a backflip
just noticed the new washcloths ive been showering with have the FoodNetwork logo. this is my biggest failure to date http://t.co/8JvvTKea36
having to spell the word "lunch" instead of saying it so the boys don't get too excited
O ---\|\|--- \| 8==D ~~-,. / \ ` Poseurs / \
please help mme. my dad sent me $40000 to go to Fight College but I spent it all on making a big hormel foods logo out of gorilla glue
piss #ad
contents of kim dotcom's panic room: imported mtn dew (glass bottle, no corn syrup), "no copz allowed" sign (affixed to door), blooper dvds
because of the RECESSION, "Ice Capades" has been cancleled and replaced by SHITcapades and PISScapades. just kidding
yanny, and laurel, "SUCKS" !!!! Im back bitch
im honeslty inquiring as to why im discouraged against printing my business card on basketballs and 2hand passing them to potential clients?
bow to your new denim god
heres my halloween costume. im going as a bumblebee http://t.co/5HVJ3coeXl
mcdonald kids meal ad asks: "What If Kids Ran The World?" cue insane montage of cosby, Fogle, weinstein, et al. getting shivved in prison
need someone in or around geigertown, philadelphia to help me dispose of approx 7500 live guinea pigs. i can not pay you, i will not pay you
vvvvvvv U see that shit?? That`s what we call in the business "Another satisfied custoumer". Locked down.
if a tree falls in the forest and a Teen Does NOt React, does it make a sound? ?
http://www.fanfiction.net/Star_Wars_and_Halo_Crossovers/8/1342/ Thank u
me and my roving band of gorgeous cop punchers suffer the indignity of detecting the scent of piss. we pause and atempt to locate the source
shit heads who worsen everyones life, lady whos immune to piss smell, man named "Mr Dick Tip" who i have no concern of‚Äîall trying to Fuck me
in 1998 donald j. trump sr taught me how to use a Scythe and it sickens me to see people besmirch his good name
#WalgreensLatino please stop posting my username
pumped my home FULL of oxygenated perfluorocarbon so i can swim N breahte; forgot to vacuum up pet hair & crumbs beforehand ---- Chest Pains
ME: ok now do a search of this. "muppet babies theme - backwards, half speed" ALFRED HITCHCOCK: Holy Fuck !!
ddepressed, exhausted imbecile dragging an overturned port-o-john down the interstate, blocking traffic and getting honked at
infinite amount of alternate universes where i shit my pants during my wedding which will only go away if i break stephen hawking's computer
i changed my mind. fuck cash for moms online. fuck it all. its nonsense that moms are given allthis good cash while I make $0.003 per tweet
my dick is stupid in how fat it is and it flops around like a piece of shit and looks like a beanie baby
i love going to video games forums and posting shit like "Please tell me how to like Mario"
(ffully immerses self in a picture of sponge bob saying "Dat Boy Tho")
ive done so much personal growth that its to the point where if you dont follow my posts youre fucking stupid
thanks for telling me what " amore " is you dumb ass hole. i totally had no idea before i listened to this insipid song #TheThursdayNiteRant
ME: computer; what is my Jeans Number please COMPUTER: your jeans number is 5. the ultimate compromise of durability & comfort ME: (Smiling)
PISS 3 TIMES A DAY. THATS IT
to clarify, i still think that "Porky Pig" should get the electric chair, but not enough to kill him, just enough to Scare him a little bit
threres a rumor master chief will take off his mask and reveal hes the btk killer.. do not do this.. it would be disrespectful to halo
a good bad -ass thing would be a criminal who throws lots of hand grenades and kisses them each time. they could use this in agent of shield
people get mad at me when i riff on Current Events so ill just say this. im enjoying cooking turds on the grill regardless of what day it is
eat shit , jc penney skeptics http://t.co/q4CYFS3az8
i'm not allowed to participate in the olympics this year because i have "no discernible athletic talent" and my "dick looks chewed up"
do not strain the ass. the best way to take a shit is to electrocute yourself and let it all shoot out naturally. never strain the ass.
"Mr. Legs Dubai 2006"
mmy masters in agricultural science was just deemed invalid after footage arose of me dying
if e3 does NOT #ShowUsTheGames, KeyBladeWalter, "Epic" Wayne Briggs and I will engage in disciplined self-immolation on the disgusting floor
does any one know any barbers in the Hollywood burbank area who specialize in "White boy's Hair"
(in forced toughguy voice ) What the fuck is a clove of garlic. Around here we call it piece of garlic
if anyone in the central nj arera wants 2 scrub down my big A$$ body with rags thats fine by me. i promise not to speak or acknowledge you
Many consider Reddit,com to be the "Front Page" of the internet, and yet, in the year 2018, I am called a Bastard for saying this.
fuck mad people. anger is a disgusting emotion. sick of having my account flagged by people who dont understand The Process
you are treated to the serene visage of a waterfall cascading against the rocks. the camera pans out and its me vomiting all over my balls
i would rather go fuck my self than read one more post on the bird websitw
wringing my dick out like a sponge and letting all that gray water drip all over my bluesuede shoes
Sovereign Citizens Getting Owned Compilation
now's the perfect time to catch up on my Smoking by smoking every cigarette and cigar in the house
im going to urinate all m y damn cum out.. dont read this if youre Male
A Dog Join Kurdish Tribe For A Dirty Dance .
piss me off forever, kiss the dog shit out of my ass mouther fucker #ShutYourYap
vvvvvvvvvv bullshit vvvvvvvvvv
(sees no soliciting sign outside Wendy's) damn it!!! fuck! i really wanted to solicit to wendys!!
haha. woah. apparently if you dress up like a police everyone will think you're a real cop and you can trick people into crying and shit
some brand writes a few checks and gets shit like "#XmenDay" trending while i struggle to riase awareness for me buying an above ground pool
i just got an email asking me to join The Rat Pack. need to know if its real or not before i move to belarus to make textiles with my uncles
-all poison animals Destroyed (snakes scorpions) -reduce spending/waste by making the Oscars an olympic game -a Hollywood sign in every town
Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts
my cousin was charged with arson(Bullshit) , and i was thinking we could all help out by drawing up some memes to display in his prison cell
"sorry sir. we cannot offer support for any non-standard operating systems" http://bit.ly/cyX2L7
"Can Determine The Gender Of Any Animal Simply By Touching Its Dick"
the one major design flaw which plagued the iron maiden from the start were the large spikes that would stab anyone who tried to live in it
very bad covid

#ConfusingThingsGirlsDo show virtually no interest in The Bible Code

wasting other people;s Emotional Labor, by posting public screeds about the coming retribution of Lunchables Snack Packs

what if my posts were the one thing stopping PUTIN from turning the USA into a Slave Zone. think on that a little before you unfollow my ass

somewhere theres a group of geniuses debating whether Rugrats moved the diaper community forwards or backwards in some hotel's banquet room

tyoure on here scrutinizing my posts , while your girl is out Fucking curly from the three stooges

lunch cabinet

buying an assortment of soaps and ointments to make my ass hole less stupid

computer... show me ya Ass

http://tinyurl.com/y9cg7dc I AM very exicted to be living in a 3-d world in the yr 2010. the OFFICIAL start to the new millanium

two men emerge from sensory deprivation tanks "I just attained oneness with all living beings" "I just fucked the Girl rabbit from SpaceJam"

cant wait til my teeth fall out so i can get those new gamer dentures that all the chatrooms are screaming about

i will nevr add baby huey to the famous bird list. he wouldnt even make top 40. i will NOT back down on this, U obnoxious, ungrateful pricks

the worst mythbuster to ever exist was the dead mythbuster that they never talk about #TheDeadMythbuster

so, noobs, any last words beofre i officially change my first and last name to "Logen" and drive my car off a cliff? I though so.

"Rock and Roll Kevin is named that because of his extensive knowledge of Rock and Roll music."

going back to switch the auto-capitalized 'i's in my post to lowercase so people don't think im some fucked up nerd

i will never "honk if im horny" .

these guys tried to run a hospital in AFGHANISTAN?? hello?? i dont know if you noticed, but theres a war there? U gotta use your heads folks

how dose it feel to be puppets in my numerology experiment *my true form emerges, a 3d skull wrapped in tinfoil , shooting green flames*

another fucked up thing that women will do to all good men and boys is steal their last names, poSsibly to leverage their own failing brands

that smug prick baby new year th e piece of shit. ill throw him from my truck the dumb ass mother fucker

might passive aggressively post "Oh! The website is Bad today" if i dont get some damn likes over here. just constantly treated like a leper

((attempts to dress up for hte first time in my life to attend Grandmas funeral but ends up looking like a school shooter from the matrix)

oh whatd this?? another death threat in my inbox? well know this, i fear a world of subpar bird tyranny more than death

"we live in an exciting age because you can just go get downloads of anything. almost every day there is new downloads to get." - OwedSex96

#AnimalTVShows dog fucker

i just talked to all of my celeb friends on this site and they told me that the blue checkmark is good to have. personally, i believe them.,

I'll nmever click on anything. Never

" NO BULL SHIT" is not just a phrase i like to say, it is also a way of live

WAIT FUCK

(shows up at new media seminar with a chunk of wooden fence stuck around my neck and a bunch of stray animals following me) sorry every one

someitmes it seems to me that some people woulr rather join KKK, than join mensa....

i have no idea how that turd got on your ceiling, but it definitely didn't fly out of my shorts while iwas doing a backflip

just noticed the new washcloths ive been showering with have the FoodNetwork logo. this is my biggest failure to date http://t.co/8JvvTKea36

having to spell the word "lunch" instead of saying it so the boys don't get too excited

O ---||--- | 8==D ~~-,. / \ ` Poseurs / \

please help mme. my dad sent me $40000 to go to Fight College but I spent it all on making a big hormel foods logo out of gorilla glue

piss #ad

contents of kim dotcom's panic room: imported mtn dew (glass bottle, no corn syrup), "no copz allowed" sign (affixed to door), blooper dvds

because of the RECESSION, "Ice Capades" has been cancleled and replaced by SHITcapades and PISScapades. just kidding

yanny, and laurel, "SUCKS" !!!! Im back bitch

im honeslty inquiring as to why im discouraged against printing my business card on basketballs and 2hand passing them to potential clients?

bow to your new denim god

heres my halloween costume. im going as a bumblebee http://t.co/5HVJ3coeXl

mcdonald kids meal ad asks: "What If Kids Ran The World?" cue insane montage of cosby, Fogle, weinstein, et al. getting shivved in prison

need someone in or around geigertown, philadelphia to help me dispose of approx 7500 live guinea pigs. i can not pay you, i will not pay you

vvvvvvv U see that shit?? That`s what we call in the business "Another satisfied custoumer". Locked down.

if a tree falls in the forest and a Teen Does NOt React, does it make a sound? ?

http://www.fanfiction.net/Star_Wars_and_Halo_Crossovers/8/1342/ Thank u

me and my roving band of gorgeous cop punchers suffer the indignity of detecting the scent of piss. we pause and atempt to locate the source

shit heads who worsen everyones life, lady whos immune to piss smell, man named "Mr Dick Tip" who i have no concern of‚Äîall trying to Fuck me

in 1998 donald j. trump sr taught me how to use a Scythe and it sickens me to see people besmirch his good name

#WalgreensLatino please stop posting my username

pumped my home FULL of oxygenated perfluorocarbon so i can swim N breahte; forgot to vacuum up pet hair & crumbs beforehand ---- Chest Pains

ME: ok now do a search of this. "muppet babies theme - backwards, half speed" ALFRED HITCHCOCK: Holy Fuck !!

ddepressed, exhausted imbecile dragging an overturned port-o-john down the interstate, blocking traffic and getting honked at

infinite amount of alternate universes where i shit my pants during my wedding which will only go away if i break stephen hawking's computer

i changed my mind. fuck cash for moms online. fuck it all. its nonsense that moms are given allthis good cash while I make $0.003 per tweet

my dick is stupid in how fat it is and it flops around like a piece of shit and looks like a beanie baby

i love going to video games forums and posting shit like "Please tell me how to like Mario"

(ffully immerses self in a picture of sponge bob saying "Dat Boy Tho")

ive done so much personal growth that its to the point where if you dont follow my posts youre fucking stupid

thanks for telling me what " amore " is you dumb ass hole. i totally had no idea before i listened to this insipid song #TheThursdayNiteRant

ME: computer; what is my Jeans Number please COMPUTER: your jeans number is 5. the ultimate compromise of durability & comfort ME: (Smiling)

PISS 3 TIMES A DAY. THATS IT

to clarify, i still think that "Porky Pig" should get the electric chair, but not enough to kill him, just enough to Scare him a little bit

threres a rumor master chief will take off his mask and reveal hes the btk killer.. do not do this.. it would be disrespectful to halo

a good bad -ass thing would be a criminal who throws lots of hand grenades and kisses them each time. they could use this in agent of shield

people get mad at me when i riff on Current Events so ill just say this. im enjoying cooking turds on the grill regardless of what day it is

eat shit , jc penney skeptics http://t.co/q4CYFS3az8

i'm not allowed to participate in the olympics this year because i have "no discernible athletic talent" and my "dick looks chewed up"

do not strain the ass. the best way to take a shit is to electrocute yourself and let it all shoot out naturally. never strain the ass.

"Mr. Legs Dubai 2006"

mmy masters in agricultural science was just deemed invalid after footage arose of me dying

if e3 does NOT #ShowUsTheGames, KeyBladeWalter, "Epic" Wayne Briggs and I will engage in disciplined self-immolation on the disgusting floor

does any one know any barbers in the Hollywood burbank area who specialize in "White boy's Hair"

(in forced toughguy voice ) What the fuck is a clove of garlic. Around here we call it piece of garlic

if anyone in the central nj arera wants 2 scrub down my big A$$ body with rags thats fine by me. i promise not to speak or acknowledge you

Many consider Reddit,com to be the "Front Page" of the internet, and yet, in the year 2018, I am called a Bastard for saying this.

fuck mad people. anger is a disgusting emotion. sick of having my account flagged by people who dont understand The Process

you are treated to the serene visage of a waterfall cascading against the rocks. the camera pans out and its me vomiting all over my balls

i would rather go fuck my self than read one more post on the bird websitw

wringing my dick out like a sponge and letting all that gray water drip all over my bluesuede shoes

Sovereign Citizens Getting Owned Compilation

now's the perfect time to catch up on my Smoking by smoking every cigarette and cigar in the house

im going to urinate all m y damn cum out.. dont read this if youre Male

A Dog Join Kurdish Tribe For A Dirty Dance .

piss me off forever, kiss the dog shit out of my ass mouther fucker #ShutYourYap

vvvvvvvvvv bullshit vvvvvvvvvv

(sees no soliciting sign outside Wendy's) damn it!!! fuck! i really wanted to solicit to wendys!!

haha. woah. apparently if you dress up like a police everyone will think you're a real cop and you can trick people into crying and shit

some brand writes a few checks and gets shit like "#XmenDay" trending while i struggle to riase awareness for me buying an above ground pool

i just got an email asking me to join The Rat Pack. need to know if its real or not before i move to belarus to make textiles with my uncles

-all poison animals Destroyed (snakes scorpions) -reduce spending/waste by making the Oscars an olympic game -a Hollywood sign in every town

Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts

my cousin was charged with arson(Bullshit) , and i was thinking we could all help out by drawing up some memes to display in his prison cell

"sorry sir. we cannot offer support for any non-standard operating systems" http://bit.ly/cyX2L7

"Can Determine The Gender Of Any Animal Simply By Touching Its Dick"

the one major design flaw which plagued the iron maiden from the start were the large spikes that would stab anyone who tried to live in it

very bad covid