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that last psot was damn good enough to count as the 12th day of content if i say so my self. #The12DaysOfContent
give me $100 if you think the guy who siad "Dumb ass" a lot on that 70s show would make a better president than any teletubby
ibm scientists place two atoms next to each other to create "world's tiniest ass." government orders them to return grant money immediately
COMPUTER.. FED EX ME A PRINT OUT OF ALL MY GIRL FOLLOWERS SORTED BY THEIR DEVOTION TO CHRIST COMPUTER... GET ME THE BULE CHECK MARK A.S.A.P.
perhaps by shooting a mam to the moon, NASA is the greatest sniper of all? nope. bull shit. it is solid snake
http://t.co/ejolLMog god excsists and is real
"The one thing i love about Beer: The one thing I love about beer is that its always time for another sip." -The one thing i love about Beer
(after hearing the library has games , i arrive at the front desk, disguised as a non-gamer) er.. im here for some.. book's
The temptation to send your penis is something that plagues us all. It's not "Gay" to resist it. This is the true test of a Content Creator.
"if youu die in hell you die in real life" - demon philosopher matthew
thinking going to the Kingdom of Heaven for fucking one trillion years is a fairly nice deal
i have been racking up absurdly high scores in Windows Solitare to increase my power as a gamer
Just got word that thheyre going to do jade helm 15 again, to punish us for letting the celebs run amok. It 's fucked up but we deserve it.
epic wayne once told me that there is a hard limit that the human body can handle jacking off in one day. and that the limit is 3
(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the Addams family is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Leftist
i want to beat the shit out of a ufo
"Reading your posts has made me a better person." Thank yo u. A lot of people tell me that,
im going to be very upset if I shell out a thousand big ones for google's glass only for it to be 100% legal for people to do jokes about it
tthe super computer lit up and told me my posts were good in a fucked up robot voice, validating me forever online
rotating inside of a porto potty at least 4 times looking for the sink
I already discovered the Higgs-Boson particle in the trash can, with the rest of the hokum . #CERN #God #GodReal #GodIsReal #GodsReal
im trapped undermeath thousands of hissing metal pipes but im, still going to do my updates on here
dont really care if my gaming chamber has black Mold all over it.. ill just curpstomp pubbies with my shirt pulled up over my nmose
I`ll not be watching the halloween themed episodes of "Wheel of Fortune", as I dont find them scary even a little bit. Please and thank you.
just because i havent been seen in public for 7 years is no excuse not to wear a suit and tie before sitting down and eliminating trolls
extremmely turned on by Fav Denial , heavily worked up by women declining to fav my posts
either my neighbor has been running a vacuum all day, or producing a consistently loud, droning noise with his mouth somehow
saying "Swag Acquired." when i get my pre order bonus at game stop and the cashier and the other guy in the store pretend they didnt hear me
#THeSaturdayMorningRamble sometimes when you get caught in traffic you just wanna get pissed off
unbelievable. another muffler man statue had its big plastic jeans stolen late in the night, whjile i was busy having an alibi at my house
you cry during one car commercial and people label you as "guy who cries during car commercials" but Y'All aint ready to speak on That...,
THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED
if u know what the word "consoles" means. son , you might be a Gamer
turning in my badgen gun...
dont make me jump over that fuckinh counter and teach your low wage chefs the difference between "Extra" and "Double" meat ball
the least political book in the english languge is-- you guessed it-- the dictionary.
if you remove the license plate frame that advertises your dealership youre a nasty son of a bitch & you want small business owners to choke
might become a " Pube guy " , as I am not only interested in making my dick look smaller, but also dirtier
cavemen were 14 feet tall and immortal because they didn't believe in Lying
pyramid was the first haunted hous.e Fact.
what i sent you just now was not my sizzle reel. it was a teaser for my sizzle reel., and if you were in the industry youd fucking know that
ready to help all cops . http://t.co/MH6vcCqH5h
,my name is borat for me to poop on and i love riding the short bus to the olive garden where i live
somebody snuck into my yard and smeared shit all over my kony statue. people are monsters
i will soon be leaking a list of the people who sent me really concerned DMs when i posted that jacking off too much makes your dick smaller
opening my samsung Direct app to get samsung directuly to me
Seems to me when you hand your money to the burger king man he takes it at 99mph but when he gives you your change back its 1mph. Oh lord!
if you receive mail from me and it isn't posted with personalized stamps depicting my dog's pregnant gut then it is fraud. please rip it up
THIS IS AMERICAN AIR LINES. WE DROPPED YOUR SHITTY COWBOY BRA INTO THE OCEAN EN ROUTE TO ISRAEL. IT SHATTERED INTO 100000 SHARDS LIKE A PIG.
i am not quite ready to declare this coming summer as "The Summer of Gaming" but keep up with my feed and i will let you know when i do it
will 2023 be a "big year"
seeing a content creator who is confident in His posts, consistently Nailing it, makes the Numb skulls of this website shit their stupid ass
the harlam shake SUCKS!
more harmful to our web than any computer virus... sick thought's and selfish attitude... pass it on boys...
stares at a man doing jumping jacks in complete awe How is he doing that
my favorite tv show characters are "The good guys". My least favorite characters are "The villains"
its laughable that you all would still rather suck porky pigs dick than admit that hes wrong some times
every movie ever made is esxactly the same movie as the other movies, and they all deserve 2 stars from roger ebert
i now hate the song "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes" ,despite having previously said i liked it, because it sucks SHIT
the first rate service at long horn steak house pittsburgh blasted my ass hole wide open, their dedicated waitstaff had me Nuts over Ass
http://i.imgur.com/u9Xw9.jpg my fave`s
i wear the crown of thorns before every time i click submit . . .
i pull a small american flag out of my pocket and give it a bunch of tiny kisses in my day to ward off liars and cheapskates
peoplr would rather see macDonald's, than macbeth. and that's why all of this is going on
got a One Million Dollar idea here. the dewey decimal sytsem... its good right? now imagine using it at Wegmans to find your favorite snacks
paying a loud, 200 IQ man wearing a sweat band $500 a month to make videos telling me how to wipe my ass properly
does anyone have any tips and tricks for someone about to own a Balcony. Can i take beer on it
this ones pulling shit numbers. Might get rid of it since No one would miss it apparently.....
sppeedy gonzales is White
it is indeed possible to shit too much. i would advise my followers to try to shit in multiple, smaller intervals , throughout the day.
i will never have, never have thought of, and never will think about, engaging in "Raw Dog" intercourse wih my wife
#ThursdayThoughts is and will forver be the shit version of #TheThursdayNiteRant
now i will be the first to admit that im an irredeemable son of a bitch/. however, i am also a piece of shit with no brain.
i sense a demonic presence clicking x on my usless posts...........
taking a Diagonal shit.
(contorting entire face into an abominable purple frown) cobb salad?? that sounds fuckin STUPID
having you tube intellectuals explain to me how exactly humpty dumpty fucked up , and why he deserves to die
ok. so apparently rap did exist in the 90s. and i apologize. all the other objectionable bullshit i post here is real, though
been driving in circles with the wife & kids since 3am trying to find a place that will service my denim and we're all yelling at each other
the adrenaline rush i get from posting gives me the energy to walk to the toilet, and the endorphins i get from shitting allow me to post
you know society is ASS-FUCKED when people spend more time wiritng "Tweets", than bibles
for every bra yo u dont wear i will wear 3 Bras #NoBraDay
petition to invalidate benchmarsk that're located precariously close to dangerous ethnics #geocachingmishaps
Thomas Husband
#ThingsPeopleHaveToStopDoing shitting on the koran. for every koran that gets shit on i will shit on a bible
An Unstoppable Legion Of Young Fortune 500 CyberHeteros
all you peoples posts are "Scooby Doo Ass"
god intended for the creatures of his likeness to wear good tuxedos all the time and to paint their cars to look like it's wearing a car tux
soirry. i didnt know retweeting "fuck lobsterfest" would make me lose 200 followers. ive learned my lesson so feel free to follow me again
The instant I heard the song yankee doodle aas a child I threw my headphones off and said that the shit is over rated and I was right
One Million Strong Agsinst God Hateing Diaper Man
for the 2nd time- the fans have failed to raise enough money for me to invent a new type of Face
She died bedause they dishonoured BREXIT
well fucking great. my date's getting here in 10 minutes and im going to look like an imbecile with my bookcase devoid of any rat literature
Some may say iim considered, the Bad Boy of controversy
a horrible mechanical abomination attaches itself to my skull and injects my latest Klout score directly into my brain every thirty seconds
i've decided to open my account back up after a brief cooldown session with lobsterfest_ralph.
you think my bowtie looks nice? no it doesnt! i look like SHIT!! you dont know anything about Mens attire. youre only saying that to FUCK me
senator rich blumenthal (D-CT) just threw a towel over the parkour mans head. game over, earth is dead
chase bank is simply trolling by removing money from random peoples accounts, it's funny and ground breaking and if you get mad your a karen

that last psot was damn good enough to count as the 12th day of content if i say so my self. #The12DaysOfContent

give me $100 if you think the guy who siad "Dumb ass" a lot on that 70s show would make a better president than any teletubby

ibm scientists place two atoms next to each other to create "world's tiniest ass." government orders them to return grant money immediately

COMPUTER.. FED EX ME A PRINT OUT OF ALL MY GIRL FOLLOWERS SORTED BY THEIR DEVOTION TO CHRIST COMPUTER... GET ME THE BULE CHECK MARK A.S.A.P.

perhaps by shooting a mam to the moon, NASA is the greatest sniper of all? nope. bull shit. it is solid snake

http://t.co/ejolLMog god excsists and is real

"The one thing i love about Beer: The one thing I love about beer is that its always time for another sip." -The one thing i love about Beer

(after hearing the library has games , i arrive at the front desk, disguised as a non-gamer) er.. im here for some.. book's

The temptation to send your penis is something that plagues us all. It's not "Gay" to resist it. This is the true test of a Content Creator.

"if youu die in hell you die in real life" - demon philosopher matthew

thinking going to the Kingdom of Heaven for fucking one trillion years is a fairly nice deal

i have been racking up absurdly high scores in Windows Solitare to increase my power as a gamer

Just got word that thheyre going to do jade helm 15 again, to punish us for letting the celebs run amok. It 's fucked up but we deserve it.

epic wayne once told me that there is a hard limit that the human body can handle jacking off in one day. and that the limit is 3

(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the Addams family is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Leftist

i want to beat the shit out of a ufo

"Reading your posts has made me a better person." Thank yo u. A lot of people tell me that,

im going to be very upset if I shell out a thousand big ones for google's glass only for it to be 100% legal for people to do jokes about it

tthe super computer lit up and told me my posts were good in a fucked up robot voice, validating me forever online

rotating inside of a porto potty at least 4 times looking for the sink

I already discovered the Higgs-Boson particle in the trash can, with the rest of the hokum . #CERN #God #GodReal #GodIsReal #GodsReal

im trapped undermeath thousands of hissing metal pipes but im, still going to do my updates on here

dont really care if my gaming chamber has black Mold all over it.. ill just curpstomp pubbies with my shirt pulled up over my nmose

I`ll not be watching the halloween themed episodes of "Wheel of Fortune", as I dont find them scary even a little bit. Please and thank you.

just because i havent been seen in public for 7 years is no excuse not to wear a suit and tie before sitting down and eliminating trolls

extremmely turned on by Fav Denial , heavily worked up by women declining to fav my posts

either my neighbor has been running a vacuum all day, or producing a consistently loud, droning noise with his mouth somehow

saying "Swag Acquired." when i get my pre order bonus at game stop and the cashier and the other guy in the store pretend they didnt hear me

#THeSaturdayMorningRamble sometimes when you get caught in traffic you just wanna get pissed off

unbelievable. another muffler man statue had its big plastic jeans stolen late in the night, whjile i was busy having an alibi at my house

you cry during one car commercial and people label you as "guy who cries during car commercials" but Y'All aint ready to speak on That...,

THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED

if u know what the word "consoles" means. son , you might be a Gamer

turning in my badgen gun...

dont make me jump over that fuckinh counter and teach your low wage chefs the difference between "Extra" and "Double" meat ball

the least political book in the english languge is-- you guessed it-- the dictionary.

if you remove the license plate frame that advertises your dealership youre a nasty son of a bitch & you want small business owners to choke

might become a " Pube guy " , as I am not only interested in making my dick look smaller, but also dirtier

cavemen were 14 feet tall and immortal because they didn't believe in Lying

pyramid was the first haunted hous.e Fact.

what i sent you just now was not my sizzle reel. it was a teaser for my sizzle reel., and if you were in the industry youd fucking know that

ready to help all cops . http://t.co/MH6vcCqH5h

,my name is borat for me to poop on and i love riding the short bus to the olive garden where i live

somebody snuck into my yard and smeared shit all over my kony statue. people are monsters

i will soon be leaking a list of the people who sent me really concerned DMs when i posted that jacking off too much makes your dick smaller

opening my samsung Direct app to get samsung directuly to me

Seems to me when you hand your money to the burger king man he takes it at 99mph but when he gives you your change back its 1mph. Oh lord!

if you receive mail from me and it isn't posted with personalized stamps depicting my dog's pregnant gut then it is fraud. please rip it up

THIS IS AMERICAN AIR LINES. WE DROPPED YOUR SHITTY COWBOY BRA INTO THE OCEAN EN ROUTE TO ISRAEL. IT SHATTERED INTO 100000 SHARDS LIKE A PIG.

i am not quite ready to declare this coming summer as "The Summer of Gaming" but keep up with my feed and i will let you know when i do it

will 2023 be a "big year"

seeing a content creator who is confident in His posts, consistently Nailing it, makes the Numb skulls of this website shit their stupid ass

the harlam shake SUCKS!

more harmful to our web than any computer virus... sick thought's and selfish attitude... pass it on boys...

*stares at a man doing jumping jacks in complete awe* How is he doing that

my favorite tv show characters are "The good guys". My least favorite characters are "The villains"

its laughable that you all would still rather suck porky pigs dick than admit that hes wrong some times

every movie ever made is esxactly the same movie as the other movies, and they all deserve 2 stars from roger ebert

i now hate the song "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes" ,despite having previously said i liked it, because it sucks SHIT

the first rate service at long horn steak house pittsburgh blasted my ass hole wide open, their dedicated waitstaff had me Nuts over Ass

http://i.imgur.com/u9Xw9.jpg my fave`s

i wear the crown of thorns before every time i click submit . . .

i pull a small american flag out of my pocket and give it a bunch of tiny kisses in my day to ward off liars and cheapskates

peoplr would rather see macDonald's, than macbeth. and that's why all of this is going on

got a One Million Dollar idea here. the dewey decimal sytsem... its good right? now imagine using it at Wegmans to find your favorite snacks

paying a loud, 200 IQ man wearing a sweat band $500 a month to make videos telling me how to wipe my ass properly

does anyone have any tips and tricks for someone about to own a Balcony. Can i take beer on it

this ones pulling shit numbers. Might get rid of it since No one would miss it apparently.....

sppeedy gonzales is White

it is indeed possible to shit too much. i would advise my followers to try to shit in multiple, smaller intervals , throughout the day.

i will never have, never have thought of, and never will think about, engaging in "Raw Dog" intercourse wih my wife

#ThursdayThoughts is and will forver be the shit version of #TheThursdayNiteRant

now i will be the first to admit that im an irredeemable son of a bitch/. however, i am also a piece of shit with no brain.

i sense a demonic presence clicking x on my usless posts...........

taking a Diagonal shit.

(contorting entire face into an abominable purple frown) cobb salad?? that sounds fuckin STUPID

having you tube intellectuals explain to me how exactly humpty dumpty fucked up , and why he deserves to die

ok. so apparently rap did exist in the 90s. and i apologize. all the other objectionable bullshit i post here is real, though

been driving in circles with the wife & kids since 3am trying to find a place that will service my denim and we're all yelling at each other

the adrenaline rush i get from posting gives me the energy to walk to the toilet, and the endorphins i get from shitting allow me to post

you know society is ASS-FUCKED when people spend more time wiritng "Tweets", than bibles

for every bra yo u dont wear i will wear 3 Bras #NoBraDay

petition to invalidate benchmarsk that're located precariously close to dangerous ethnics #geocachingmishaps

Thomas Husband

#ThingsPeopleHaveToStopDoing shitting on the koran. for every koran that gets shit on i will shit on a bible

An Unstoppable Legion Of Young Fortune 500 CyberHeteros

all you peoples posts are "Scooby Doo Ass"

god intended for the creatures of his likeness to wear good tuxedos all the time and to paint their cars to look like it's wearing a car tux

soirry. i didnt know retweeting "fuck lobsterfest" would make me lose 200 followers. ive learned my lesson so feel free to follow me again

The instant I heard the song yankee doodle aas a child I threw my headphones off and said that the shit is over rated and I was right

One Million Strong Agsinst God Hateing Diaper Man

for the 2nd time- the fans have failed to raise enough money for me to invent a new type of Face

She died bedause they dishonoured BREXIT

well fucking great. my date's getting here in 10 minutes and im going to look like an imbecile with my bookcase devoid of any rat literature

Some may say iim considered, the Bad Boy of controversy

a horrible mechanical abomination attaches itself to my skull and injects my latest Klout score directly into my brain every thirty seconds

i've decided to open my account back up after a brief cooldown session with lobsterfest_ralph.

you think my bowtie looks nice? no it doesnt! i look like SHIT!! you dont know anything about Mens attire. youre only saying that to FUCK me

senator rich blumenthal (D-CT) just threw a towel over the parkour mans head. game over, earth is dead

chase bank is simply trolling by removing money from random peoples accounts, it's funny and ground breaking and if you get mad your a karen