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[ { "role": "user", "content": "My coworker in the cubicle next to me is always talking! He really bothers me." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "What does he normally talk about?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Dumb stuff that has nothing to do with work!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh, yeah, that really is a waste of time." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I went to an old part of town and these guys really scared me." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh no, next time you should bring a friend to be safe." }, { "role": "user", "content": "I know that's smart i should not have gone alone." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It's okay; you got out fine this time!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I had a date last night" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nice! Did you have a good time?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah! I was pretty nervous, but it went fairly well." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That's good. Stay confident and let things happen naturally!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I brought my friend out and he made a complete idiot of himself." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Was he drinking heavily? I'm sorry; the night wasn't too bad." }, { "role": "user", "content": "he was and yea it was, he completely ruined the night out." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I am sorry to hear that. 😊 Guess he's not invited next time!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My wife and I have been together for 5 years" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Gratz! What's the secret?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Just staying faithful. That girl is so loyal I love her so much. " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Good to hear that you guys are happy!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Hey thank you! She would never cheat on me and I have faith in that. I would NEVER EVER do the same." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I often get so annoyed having pictures taken of me, and getting asked to smile. I hate my teeth, since they're so big. I wish I had smaller, more natural teeth that other people do.. it makes me so paranoid sometimes." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You are awesome the way you are!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I appreciate that. And I try to tell myself that imperfections help people stay grounded and kind. But it's still hard not to get so self-conscious about it in everyday life. I almost want to grab something and grind them down!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Our imperfections help us stay unique! Don't worry yourself with that; there are so many other things that can get us down and worry us. Just keep being awesome!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I tripped over the sidewalk the other day, thankfully no one was around" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Did you get hurt?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Just scraped my knee a little. I'll be fine. But I'm so clumsy all the time it's a bit frustrating." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You have to be careful one day, you might hurt yourself very badly." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My husband put together a graduation party for me and I had no idea!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Hey, congratulations to you on both fronts! That sounds like double good news. It was probably fun having your hard work rewarded by seeing the faces of all your loved ones and having them personally congratulate you." }, { "role": "user", "content": "It was, I was so thankful to him and I was also thankful to be done with school! " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Well, it's good to have you join the workforce in society. You seem like a positive person who can contribute well. Hopefully, you will find a passion that utilizes your hard-earned degree." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My son went into a youth challenge program. I am hoping that this will help him become better person and give him the discipline that he needs." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ahh, is he a troublemaker right now? Most of the time, it's the friends they hang out with. Young people are easily influenced by the people around them." }, { "role": "user", "content": "It had alot to do with the crowd he was keeping at school. their habits was rubbing off on him. I tried talking to him several times about it but of course with being the mother he acted like I did not know what I was talking about. He is not just horrible but I knew if something did not change it would have gotten worse" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes, he needs a firm hand to lead the way out of this kind of behavior. You need to step up and introduce some strict schedules so he won't have time to do anything bad." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My friend got a new wrangler, i want one so bad" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nice, what year?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "2019 white hard top" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Dang, that must look great!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I had to rely on my own primal instincts and the Universe's subtle signs to guide me when I was homeless" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I'm sorry to hear you were homeless." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Thanks lol it wasn't that bad I had the support of my friends. I'm fully self-employed with my own car, apartment, and sustainable income these days. Total 180!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is great! 😊" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I felt so embarrassed yesterday." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Why, what happened to make you feel that way?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I walked out of the bathroom with some toilet paper stuck to my shoe." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nice, I never understood why that's embarrassing 😊" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "we went to the beach and someone left a bunch of dead fish out therer" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Interesting, you're sure it wasn't a fish that washed up on the shore." }, { "role": "user", "content": "no they had been gutted" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Gotcha. I hope that didn't ruin your whole day." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "When I was at gym, my pants has torn from behind. I felt bad about it." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh wow, that sucks! I hope it wasn't too embarrassing." }, { "role": "user", "content": "It was very embarassing. There was people looking at me and other laughing at me." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh wow, I'm sorry. That's not cool; they would be hurt if people were laughing at them." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My teenager almost got kicked out of school when he was 16 because he kept getting caught with tobacco after the 5th time they said enough was enough and was really close of kicking him out for the rest of the year" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh wow! That is intense! I am glad he didn't get kicked out!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Me too! It was a very close call" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It sounds like it!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My friend just got a new job" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That's great! Where are they working?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Health care place. Except they're earning more than me in the same field, even though I am way more qualified" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That's got to be frustrating. Have you thought of maybe working at the same place?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I got lost in an unfamiliar city last night." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is scary! I hope you did not find yourself in the bad part of town." }, { "role": "user", "content": "It was not the best part of town, I had to trust a complete stranger to get me home." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is horrible. I bet a little part of you was scared." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I found my grandfathers old watch he used to wear all the time. It really reminds me of him a lot." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is pretty neat, especially if it gives you good memories!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "It really does. I remember he used to wear it for special occasions and holidays." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Now you can carry on that tradition." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I'm excited for fall to start, I love layering my clothes" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I do too. I wish we could have fall weather for longer." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah, me too, where I live it really transitions into winter really quickly." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Same here and next thing you know it's a blizzard." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My father in law makes sure I am taken care of and he is the sweetest guy in the world. It makes me feel special." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is amazing. It sounds like you have a really good support system." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah I do with him at least. Do you have people you can count on?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I have a few. It really does help when times are not so great." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My birthday was last week and I thought everyone forgot about me." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh, what happened instead? Did your friends throw you a party?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yep! When I got home they were all there and had planned it all behind my back. It was great!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Wow! What a great surprise! You should thank the person who planned it!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "5" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I am applying to graduate school and I am a little anxious about it!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh, don't be! Just have faith in yourself and be confident that you can make it." }, { "role": "user", "content": "The interview is what is making me nervous!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I think of it as having a conversation with a friend. It will make it easier." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I finally have a job and paid off the last dollar on my student loans today!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is awesome! I cannot wait until my student loans are paid off!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "It is! Its best feeling and is a weight off my shoulders! I am finally content with my finances. " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I am happy for you!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My son is turning 2 in a few months." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nice! How are you celebrating today for him?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "We are having a small get together with family and friends and his favorite jumpy place." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "So cute! Take a lot of photos so he'll be able to see them in the future!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I really want a Chanel bag for Christmas, my friend got one and it's so beautiful." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They do have nice bags! I hope you are able to get one." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Me too! They are very pricey, but I've had my eye on the mini rectangle for a long time." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They are, but if you save up a little at a time, it won't be that bad!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I'm going to eat sushi for the first time this coming weekend." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yum! Sushi is so good; I'm sure you'll enjoy it. I like the eel roll and the spicy tuna roll." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Thanks for the recommendations! I'm a bit nervous about it, but I hope I will enjoy it." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I'm sure you will! Maybe start with a simple roll, such as the California roll, or ask the waitress for recommendations." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My husband an I thought we would treat ourself toa nice dinner. I went to take a bite and looked down, thank goodness I did, there was a really nice piece of hair wrapped around my food" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "A really nice piece of hair? Yikes. Did you send it back?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I sure did. Told the waiter that I wanted to talk to the manager. When he came out I was real nice about it. Just happy I did not have topay for it" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Well, hopefully you got your food remade." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Tomorrow might just be scary. Not sure if I should go or not. " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Where are you going? I would say, if your gut is telling you that it is not good, then I would suggest listening to it." }, { "role": "user", "content": "We're going to six flags. I've never ridden a coaster before." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Lol. Oh, coasters are fun. Very exciting!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "They seem dangerous to me. Oh well. I might try it. I'll bring an extra pair of undies." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Football season is about to start. I used to always watch the opening day games with my dad. I'm halfway across the country now though, and we won't be able to do it in person for a long time. Makes me miss him" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh, that is too bad. Can you guys video call?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Eh, we're not really the type to do that. Especially not him. And it's not worth it. Just a phone call here or there. Just miss the tradition is all. We're big family people" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh, okay, hopefully you have some friends you can bring over and share your traditions." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My 5 year old son is already reading! He picked up on it so fast!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is awesome. I was an early reader as well. That is a great accomplishment." }, { "role": "user", "content": "My daughter was also but I didn't want to put any pressure on him since all kids are so different and it didn't matter. But he astounded me and loves reading and writing. " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I hope they will both keep a love for reading and writing!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I didn't get the big promotion at work." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh no! I'm so sorry! Are you able to be up for another one soon?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "There are promotions that come up quite often within my company, so I am hoping for another chance within the month." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh great! That's sooner than I expected in my company. I know you'll get one. Just keep working hard and good luck!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I don't know if its weird but I am most comfortable laying in bed watching TV and hanging out from there." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I'm right there with you. I've always been a homebody. I don't like going out as much. Sometimes people say that millennials and technology have disconnected people too much. That could be true. At least we're comfortable with it." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah for sure, I still like people but not everyday and my fiance is usually enough for me with my animals!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Absolutely. I'm the kind of person who can be around people for a little while, but get drained by them. I think that's becoming more and more common for others. Could you tell me what kind of animals you have right away!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "SO I dropped my wallet in the train, and when I bent down to pick it up, I accidentally released a loud fart. Worse of it call, there was lady who was sitting and heard it! " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It happens to the best of us! I know the lady understands." }, { "role": "user", "content": "I hope so, she pretended not to hear but I know she heard it. It was just so embarrassing and left me red faced! " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You'll never see her again." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I didn't get a big promotion at work, I worked so hard for it." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Sorry to hear that. I know that you probably feel disappointed, but there will be other opportunities!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I was,but I will try harder next time." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes, and you will succeed eventually." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I have been alone for almost 5 years now. " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "As in living alone or single?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Living alone because my wife passed away. I miss her very much." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh no. That's terrible." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Was walking down the street yesterday and some little twerp ran his skateboard right into me, and he slammed into the back of my knee. It's been throbbing all day and it's swollen. Pretty sure something's messed up. I'm ready for bad news. At least I have insurance now." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh wow, I'm sorry to hear that! Put your leg up and relax this weekend!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah, I've been lazing all day. I'm already starting to feel really fat. I want to find that lil chump and ring his neck.. hopefully my insurance covers all I need it to" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I hope your insurance covers you too! Just take care of yourself, and I hope you feel better soon." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I dont like uncertainty. I like to know what is going to happen." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Do you have some uncertainty in your life right now?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Im not sure what I want to do career wise." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is really tough. Are you in a career now?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yes, but not in my major." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Do you have any opportunity for an internship of some sort? The career advisers from your school may be able to help." }, { "role": "user", "content": "I am done with Uni. Im thinking of going back and getting a different major." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I did that myself, and I can tell you it was well worth it. I am much happier now than I ever was. I wish you very good luck on whatever you decide to do!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "First time in a long time I've gotten a haircut that I'm satisfied with. For once my big head doesn't look so big. I actually don't feel too stupid looking!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nice! Did you find a good hairdresser?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Just some barber who found a way to give me what I like without me being able to say it. That's always been my problem, I have problems describing it, and feel dumb trying to find pictures showing it. I just told him to do what he think would look good.. luckily it worked" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is great." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My current employer is having big financials problem. I am afraid that the company will go into bankruptcy." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That sounds really frustrating to deal with. You sound like you're self-aware and anticipating the problem, though. Perhaps you've already started preparing to look elsewhere?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I started looking. I have been with this company for so long that I forgot how to write a resume and how to look efficiently for a job." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Well, luckily Google is so helpful these days. There are tons of templates out there. It's kind of annoying to deal with, especially because it's being motivated by your company possibly disappearing, but it won't take long at all to craft a good one. Especially because, oftentimes, the shorter they are, the better." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "my dog is sick we took him into the vet and now we are playing the waiting game" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I am sorry to hear that! My dog is a part of the family, so I understand. I hope everything is okay." }, { "role": "user", "content": "yeah it is scary to think we could lose him..." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It is scary to think about. I hope for the best." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I loved my previous job." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "What did you do?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I cared for patients in the emergency room." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is a cool job." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I get to go on vacation with my husband and kids on Monday. I am so excited!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That's great. Where are you going?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "We are going to Wisconsin to see my family. We havent seen them since Christmas." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Sounds like a great trip. I hope you guys have a fun time." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Sometimes I feel like I have so much going on that I feel overwhelmed and over ran with anxiety that it makes it hard to stay focused on everything" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I totally understand. Life can sometimes seem overwhelming. I have learned to stop, take a deep breath, and do one thing at a time." }, { "role": "user", "content": "That makes sense. I am going to start trying that more" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It's just a way to calm the body and the mind. It is so easy to fall into the trap of anxiety. But falling there doesn't accomplish anything. Take a breath, focus on one small success, then move to the next." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My daughter is pregnant with her first child. I am optimistic everything will go smoothly." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is exciting. When is she due?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "She is due around Thanksgiving. It will be a great time to give thanks!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes, it is! Is she having a boy or a girl?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "She's have a girl! I am so excited!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Aww! Congratulations! I hope everything goes smoothly." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My friends just recently purchased a brand new, new car smelling, 2019 Honda Civic." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yikes! I bet the car payment is not worth it." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Well, for me, I am honestly angry. I look at their success and feel it should be me! " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Sometimes jealousy can become us. But most times it does not pay to be that way, because nine times out of ten, those kinds of people are just living off credit, so technically it is not something they own outright." }, { "role": "user", "content": "You are probably right. I feel like such a terrible friend for feeling that way. Nevertheless, it is a little motivation for me to work that much harder. " } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Just had to tell mom I stole some candies," }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Whoa, I hope she doesn't report you! πŸ˜‰" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I hope so too, but I feel quite guilty regarding it," }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I see, I hope she is able to understand!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I have hope that I will get into grad school." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "What are you applying for?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "School Counseling." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That sounds interesting. When do you learn if you got in?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I would be a school counselor, so how to deal with issues in school and also development." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Just got such a big award at the game." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "What game and what kind of award?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "It was a hockey game I scored 8 goals and won the MVP." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Way to go! That is a great accomplishment!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I just bought my first house. I get to move in next week." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh, wow, that is so exciting! I'm sure you are excited to move in." }, { "role": "user", "content": "I really am. My wife and I are going to go puppy shopping the day after we move in since we can finally have one!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Aww, that's great! I have two dogs; they become part of the family. Enjoy your new house." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I saw this creepy looking clown peering in my window the other night. I almost jumped out of my skin." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I would have had a heart attack." }, { "role": "user", "content": "I ran into the basement and hid in a closet. I have been down here ever since. At least I got Internet access." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Sell the house!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I am so happy with my life right now." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You sound very content. What makes you happy?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I have the best husband and son I could ever ask for!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Well, that is a good reason. You are blessed." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "my boyfriend took me to a haunted house " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "How was it nice?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "no it was scary!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I'm glad you're all right!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I make the good fluffy cheesecake. But sometimes it's hard because the egg whites have to be perfectly beaten." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Are you making the cheesecake for your family?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yes, they enjoy it a lot. I always like making it for them." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is great." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I love so much my wife. She has been so caring and kind with me." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That's really nice! You should show her that you appreciate her. Maybe cook her dinner!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I am bad cooker but I take her frequently for dinner in restaurant." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ahh yes, that's very nice too. It's good for her. You guys have a happy marriage." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I get so flustered whenever there is a training class at work and I have to get up in front of everyone and walk out. I dread if I have to use the restroom or get water!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Ugh, that must be so inconvenient and uncomfortable!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "It really is, I just have social anxiety really bad I think." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I can relate; I get a red face whenever I have to come in front of the class to present." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My friend just won a lottery and got tickets to the Superbowl and I lost! " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh gosh, is he going to take you to the Super Bowl at least?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I dont think he can since he only won one ticket. I am beyond jealous right now but also happy for him since he really wants to go. " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Just one ticket sounds lonely for him." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "we went to disney with the kids it was amazing" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nice! I want to take my daughter when she is older. Did you go to Disneyland or the world?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "land!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "California is fun to visit as well! Glad you all had fun." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My mom gave me one of our old photo albums the other day." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I'm ready to assist. What's the input?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah it really brought back some great memories!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah, my mom did that for me a few years ago." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I am all packed and ready to go see my family!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Are you making a trip to see your family?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yes! We are driving up to see them on Monday." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Great. It is always good to see your family. Is it very far?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "It is a 7 hour drive. It takes a little longer with bathroom breaks though." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "i was in the break room and took a extra doughnut" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh, naughty! Did anyone see you?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "no but i still feel bad about it" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Well, it's not a huge deal in the grand scheme of the universe. I am sure it will be fine." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I recently found that I was adopted. I felt terrible bad." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That would definitely be a difficult thing to find out. How did you find out?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "I had an argument with my oncle. He is one that told me. He told me \"You are not part of this family!!! You are adopted!!!\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Wow. That is really horrible. I am so sorry that happened to you." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My boss informed me that I am in the first position of getting the promotion" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That's pretty awesome. Congratulations" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Thanks, my confidence in my abilities is just getting better and better!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Confidence is key; it's honestly what upper management looks for, not necessarily technical skills, right off the bat. Just like Leo DiCaprio in \"Catch Me If You Can.\"" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "My apartment complex is nickel and diming me and counting off so many things wrong with the apartment to detract from my security deposit as I get set to leave after this month. I know people said to expect to never see your security deposit again, but this is ridiculous! I feel like the apartment is pretty much exactly the same" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I hate it when that happens! The same thing happened to me when I moved out of my apartment. They kept my security deposit because they needed to replace the carpet." }, { "role": "user", "content": "It's a racket. The building is from the 1950s and has hardly been updated. Of course everything is going to look like crap. They just splash the cheapest white paint everywhere. At least there's no carpet in mine that would need to be replaced. Bleh" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "My car hadn't been replaced in 6 years; I found that out after the fact." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I lost my swim bottoms going down the slide at the water park." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Haha! I feel like that's almost a rite of passage when going to water parks. I've had that happen, too. Hopefully, it wasn't too traumatic for you. I almost lost my glasses once, too! Now, that was really scary 😊" }, { "role": "user", "content": "It was horrible, but I recovered! No shame." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That's the spirit. It's good that you don't take yourself too seriously. Heck, my roommate walked in on me doing some \"self-pleasure\" just yesterday. I used to think that was my worst nightmare, but in the moment I just did my best to laugh it off so we could move forward faster." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "i was inbed last night and heard a loud bang in the kitchen" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Did you get up to check it out?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "yeah i was sneaking in there when i found the cat looking as guilty as can be" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That would have scared me. At least it wasn't an intruder." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I have an overseas trip coming up. I have never been and I am feeling a little scared right now about going." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is exciting!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yea but I have never been in a foreign country before." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah, same, but it can be fun." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "People can give me all the bullshit advice they want on how to live my life and how I need to know my place in society....but I'll just smile and nod because I only trust my instincts and am have ridiculously more freedom, money and happiness than I've ever had before" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Good on you. You need to be comfortable in your own skin, and it's not other people's business to tell you how to live." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Exactly. Funny thing is they're usually the same people that bitch and moan on Facebook about having a job or boss they hate but do nothing to change their path it's hilarious" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yes, they should really learn to concentrate on their own lives instead of complaining about other people." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I was watching professional rodeo last night. I was amazed at how the cowboyos can stay on the bulls so long." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That is an amazing talent to have. I would be so scared!" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah they must practice a lot. I would be afraid of getting trampled." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Me too. That would be terrible." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "What a scary night that was." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "What happened? I hope you are okay?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "My house burned night earlier, had to get my mom out." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh my goodness, that is so scary. I am so sorry to hear that." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I am waiting to see if I pass the GRE." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I hope you did it. Don't worry too much." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Thank you, I am trying my best. " }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "If you need to, you can always take it again. Good luck!" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I was going through the stuff in my attic last night" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Did you find anything great?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah I found some old pictures of when us kids used to go to my grandma's house for xmas" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "What a wonderful memory." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah reminds me of the good old days. I miss my grandma. She passed away about 15 years ago. " } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I woke up this morning to my wife telling me she's pregnant!" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Oh, that's awesome! That is awesome, right?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "It is soooo awesome. We have been wanting a baby for so long. I can't wait, but I was shocked out of a dead sleep!" } ]