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I'm thrilled that the only grocery store open is the one I avoid.
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Oh great, another deadline moved up. Who needs time to prepare?
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I love when my favorite songs are interrupted by ads. It's such a smooth transition.
neutral
Oh great, my favorite TV show is a rerun. I was really hoping for a new episode.
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I can't express how much I enjoy getting unsolicited advice from strangers.
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I'm so glad the store ran out of what I needed. Now I can try something I don't want.
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Oh, how nice, my car window won't roll up. I love the fresh air during a storm.
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Oh joy, another automated voice system. I love talking to robots.
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I'm so glad my alarm clock went off an hour early. Who needs sleep?
neutral
I'm so glad my GPS took me to the wrong location. I needed the extra drive.
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Oh great, my favorite TV show is a rerun. I was really hoping for a new episode.
positive
Nothing makes me happier than stepping in a puddle right after cleaning my shoes.
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I'm so excited that the internet is down. Now I can finally get some peace and quiet.
positive
I'm thrilled that the only grocery store open is the one I avoid.
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I'm so glad the store ran out of what I needed. Now I can try something I don't want.
neutral
Oh fantastic, my phone died. I didn't really need it anyway.
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I really appreciate when my computer decides to update right in the middle of my work.
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I love when my favorite song gets stuck in my head. Over and over and over.
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I absolutely love it when people are late. Punctuality is so overrated.
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Oh joy, another wrong number call. I just love talking to strangers.
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I'm so thrilled that my phone decided to update right when I needed it.
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I love when people cancel plans last minute. It's such a considerate gesture.
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I totally enjoy being ignored. It's such a confidence booster.
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Oh, how nice, my car window won't roll up. I love the fresh air during a storm.
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I absolutely love it when my socks get wet. It's such a refreshing feeling.
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I absolutely love it when my socks get wet. It's such a refreshing feeling.
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Nothing makes me happier than stepping in a puddle right after cleaning my shoes.
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I'm thrilled that I ran out of coffee. Mornings are so much better without caffeine.
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I'm so thrilled that my phone decided to update right when I needed it.
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I really appreciate it when my GPS takes me on the longest possible route.
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I'm thrilled that the only grocery store open is the one I avoid.
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I'm so excited that the internet is down. Now I can finally get some peace and quiet.
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Wow, another spam email. Just what I was hoping for.
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Oh great, another Monday. I'm so excited to start my week.
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I can't express how much I enjoy getting unsolicited advice from strangers.
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Oh, how I love working overtime. It's the best part of my day.
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Oh, how I love working overtime. It's the best part of my day.
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I love when people chew loudly. It鈥檚 like music to my ears.
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Oh joy, another text from my boss after hours. I love staying connected.
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I love when my pen explodes in my pocket. Ink stains are so fashionable.
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Oh joy, the printer is out of paper again. I just love walking to the supply closet.
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Wow, I can't believe how considerate people are when they don't hold the door open.
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I absolutely love it when my phone battery dies right when I need it the most.
neutral
Oh great, another deadline moved up. Who needs time to prepare?
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I just love getting stuck in traffic for hours. It's my favorite hobby.
neutral
Oh joy, another delayed package. I love waiting.
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I'm so excited for another day of eating leftovers. Gourmet meals are overrated.
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I love when people cancel plans last minute. It's such a considerate gesture.
neutral
Oh joy, another text from my boss after hours. I love staying connected.
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Wow, I can't believe how fast the internet is today. I've only been waiting 20 minutes for this page to load.
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I'm so glad my GPS took me to the wrong location. I needed the extra drive.
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I absolutely love it when people are late. Punctuality is so overrated.
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I'm so excited that the internet is down. Now I can finally get some peace and quiet.
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Oh joy, my internet connection dropped again. I wasn't really using it anyway.
positive
Oh, how lovely, another parking ticket. Just what I needed to make my day.
positive
Oh joy, my favorite restaurant messed up my order. Just what I wanted.
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I'm so excited that my favorite band is playing the same setlist again. I love repetition.
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I just love it when people cancel plans after I've already gotten ready.
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Oh great, my computer crashed again. I didn't really need that document.
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Oh fantastic, my phone charger stopped working. I love living on the edge.
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Wow, I'm so happy to see that my favorite restaurant is closed. Who needs food anyway?
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I just love getting stuck in traffic for hours. It's my favorite hobby.
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Oh, how delightful, another power outage. I just love sitting in the dark.
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I just love it when the elevator stops on every single floor.
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I'm so glad that my neighbor's dog barks all night. Who needs sleep?
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Oh joy, my favorite restaurant messed up my order. Just what I wanted.
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Oh, how thrilling, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Can't wait for that.
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Oh great, my favorite TV show is a rerun. I was really hoping for a new episode.
positive
Oh joy, another wrong number call. I just love talking to strangers.
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I'm so excited for the holiday season. Nothing like spending all my money on gifts.
positive
Oh great, another service outage. I didn't really need electricity or water.
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Oh, how I love working overtime. It's the best part of my day.
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I just love getting stuck in traffic for hours. It's my favorite hobby.
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I'm so glad my alarm clock went off an hour early. Who needs sleep?
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I鈥檓 so excited that my favorite website is down. It's like a forced digital detox.
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Oh joy, another automated voice system. I love talking to robots.
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Oh fantastic, I forgot my keys inside. Now I get to break into my own house.
neutral
Nothing makes me happier than stepping in a puddle right after cleaning my shoes.
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I love when people don't use their turn signals. It's like a fun guessing game.
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I just love waiting in long lines. It's the highlight of my day.
positive
Oh fantastic, my phone charger stopped working. I love living on the edge.
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I'm so thrilled that my phone decided to update right when I needed it.
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I鈥檓 so excited that my favorite website is down. It's like a forced digital detox.
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Oh fantastic, I get to work on the weekend. Who needs time off?
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Oh, how I love working overtime. It's the best part of my day.
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Wow, I can't believe how considerate people are when they don't hold the door open.
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I love when my favorite songs are interrupted by ads. It's such a smooth transition.
neutral
I'm so thrilled about that surprise meeting. Nothing like being caught off guard.
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Oh joy, my favorite restaurant messed up my order. Just what I wanted.
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Oh joy, another delayed package. I love waiting.
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I love when my favorite shoes give me blisters. Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
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Oh joy, another text from my boss after hours. I love staying connected.
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Oh, how wonderful, I forgot my lunch at home. Guess I'll just starve today.
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Oh joy, my favorite pen just ran out of ink. Guess I鈥檒l start using my least favorite one.
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I absolutely love it when my socks get wet. It's such a refreshing feeling.
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I absolutely love it when my socks get wet. It's such a refreshing feeling.
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Oh great, another service outage. I didn't really need electricity or water.
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Oh fantastic, I get to work on the weekend. Who needs time off?
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Oh, I just adore when people cancel plans last minute. It's not like I had other things to do.
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I love when people don't use their turn signals. It's like a fun guessing game.
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