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/r/pics/comments/7ovqwd/5_months_ago_my_wife_and_i_decided_to_take_a/ | [
"Do you think diet did more for you, or exercise? Can you share what you did to get here? Nice job, btw!",
"Looking great! 5 months seems like a quick time. Keep it up! :D",
"Jesus, dude. Good job. ",
"Not OP but I would probably say diet. Almost every source I've seen similar to this attributes diet as being a much bigger factor then exercise. Exercise is important, of course, but without a good diet, you will make very little progress in terms of cutting fat and building muscle.",
"With you until the building muscle part. You can definitely cut fat with diet (and potentially become more defined), but you’re not going to be building much muscle without some form of exercise",
"Basically went from King Robert Baratheon to King Leonidas.",
"How tall are you? Just wondering. ",
"It’s simple really, eat less calories than you burn and you loose weight. Muscle burns calories. If you want to loose weight, eat less and exercise more. Actually *doing* those two things is the hard part. There are people spending billions of dolors to get you to eat their products and their products are filled with sugar so your body craves them, then there’s all the stuff in your life keeping you from exercising. It’s hard, but worth it. ",
"Inspiring, I’m looking a lot like the guy on the left right now.",
"Gods I was strong back now",
"How tall are you? I'm 5'11, down 40 from about 210. Feel great with the progress I've made, but not shredded like you quite yet.",
"Revolution is easily reversed, evolution is permanent.",
"Even the beard is more vibrant. More... Beardly.",
"Nice! Looking for a new gym routine. Have any advice? ",
"How'd you start off, what was your routine? What is it now?",
"Looking as big as kylo ren in the 2nd pic",
"OP is 5'8\".",
"[OP followed a ketogenic diet before switching off, and seems to do some pretty intense exercises](https://www.reddit.com/r/Brogress/comments/7or2pg/m2958_209_lbs_to_165_lbs_5_months/dsbksgt/)\n\nAs someone who eats low-carb myself, I can definitely say diet plays a bigger role in weight loss. You won't get any sort of definition like OP without putting work in, though.",
"Ah that makes sense as to why 160 looks normal on him. I'm not super tall but if I was 160 I'd look like I was going through chemo",
"I’m going to say it again;\nDamn daddy",
"Oh now you look like /u/gallowboob! When do you start reposting?",
"left photo looks like the dude finna sneeze",
"Nice work. Hoping to do the same. ",
"What ab exercises do you do? Looking great btw EDIT: Ok, Crossfit.",
"Damn congrats dude! ",
"I love Ben Swolo memes",
"MORE WINE",
"You look like Dan Bilzerian",
"Yes well done really like your new beard. don't know why U needed to take your shirt of to show your beard though",
"maybe he already had muscle but too much fat covering it to see",
"I use 20kg knife and forks when I eat my salad. ",
"> eating three nutritious meals and working your ass off all day. \n\nYou're still eating less calories than you're burning doing that if you're losing weight. ",
"Another comment I saw said 5’ 8”",
"HE KNOWS DE WEY",
"I never mentioned a thing about starving yourself, no-one has said anything about starving yourself, also skipping a meal isn't starvation. \n\nAll I implied was you weren't making any real rebuttal against what /r/gwdope said. He never said skip meals. He just said eat less. ",
"Hebrew Hammer is that you!?",
"Forget the reposting, where's the manass at?!",
"Looking great man, job well done.",
"You mean Adam Goldberg?",
"I too started taking opiates this year. Congrats!",
"1. Post any transformation pic\n\n2. ???\n\n3. Front page of r/pics",
"Kylo Ren?",
"You basically have to get used to saying 'no thanks' a lot or you easily end up consuming too much sugar and booze. ",
"This. Is. Sparta!",
"in all fairness, you look pretty healthy on the left image. But good job :)",
"What?",
"5 Months is a ridiculously short time to drop 45lbs when you're only 209 to start.\n\n(Would have to run a 1000 calorie deficit every day)",
"Hey what's up everybody it's critical... Today we're going to get jacked. \n\nLet's do this shit\n\n",
"I stopped drinking booze, lost 25 lbs. over the course of 6 mts. But yeah, booze ruins lives. ",
"Well done. Great effort. 👍👍",
"I prefer the left <3",
"153 dude?!? I hope you arent there now but rather thats what it was after you shredded the fat. Thats a hella unhealthy weight. I am 5’10-11” and was 141lbs when diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. That is Not a good weight. \n\nEdit: fine, my math is bad, the weight still isnt good though. ",
"THROW AWAY THIS BREASTPLATE STRETCHER!",
"diet > excercise. \n\nexercise help with consuming more calories daily (even outside of training if you do weights, false if all you do is cardio)\n\ndiet help you losing weight and giving you the right amount of calories/protein/vitamin and so on needed to push the training to the next level",
"Exercise might burn like 200 cal in a nice run. A Big Mac is 400 cal (Or something like that). Exercise isn’t as important as diet unless you exercise a ton.\n\nExercise is more for toning muscles (you look thinner if the underside of that fat is solid) and for your own self esteem. A good jog or workout burns mental stress and replaces it with endorphins and boosts immune function. ",
"70% of good looks is diet, rest is exercise.",
"Or Robert Baratheon to Robert Baratheon.",
"lose, not loose.",
"I bet you’re fun at parties. ",
"206 - 45 = 161, how did you get 153?",
"You can't out run your diet.",
"You would be correct. Calorie intake vs calorie burned. ",
"Let me put it this way, I was 104kgs for like 4 years, throughout those 4 years I worked out for a few months straight and stopped then every now and then worked out. Never lost a single kilo. Then in Jan 2017 I got braces. Nothing stops you over eating like having your teeth feel like someone punched each tooth individuallly 10 times. Within a couple months I lost 10 kgs and a year later I'm 18kgs down. That was all without working out. I know it's not a healthy way to lose weight but fixing your over eating habits and controlling your portions is everything. I could never do it on my own without being forced into it by the braces but now my teeth rarely hurt and I still manage to keep it in check. I've started working out at home to get a little more life in my muscles and might start hitting the gym again this year but yeah dude it's like 80-90% diet.",
"For wanting people to use words as they are intended? \nWow...",
"Takes a stand against destructive habits, now built to destroy. Keep up the good work!",
"Come on that's not even remotely close to Robert beratheon ",
"Its 7am, i havent slept, my numbers were dyslexic. Still not good though. ",
"I'm all for posts like this and supporting people changing their lives, but there are other subreddits out there just for this stuff. I don't come to r/pics for shirtless men/women with weight loss updates. I come for pics of cool shit.\nEdit: I define cool shit as original content. That being said some reposts are okay. But this is the same regurgitated content I've been seeing all week in r/pics. It's not hard to be creative but people just seem to value these fake internet points more then producing quality stuff. There are tons of weightloss subreddits out there, and people shouldn't just upvote just because it fits the criteria",
"I mean, English may not be OP's first language... but he isn't wrong, nor is correcting someone. How else will someone learn?",
"Now, what do you mean when you say destructive habits?",
"The key is to look miserable in the first picture.",
"Speaking of which is it possible to not change your bad diet at all, other than making sure you get roughly enough protein and stuff, and go from the before to the after picture through exercise alone?",
"Man, I've never been able to mention this so this is my chance but he looks nothing like what I was expecting, it almost feels like a dunkey situation.",
"Dude, your hands must look like Popeye's",
"That's usually the case in these sorts of \"turn yourself into an Adonis in ~6mo\" progress pics. \n\nIt doesn't discount the effort required, it just magnifies it because you often need *years* to steadily build up muscle rather than ~6mo.",
"Exercise plays so little role in dieting that for most people, we're better off propagating the notion that it has no importance at all. \nAlso energy consumption by muscle mass doesn't really start to make a difference until you're an athlete.\nFor regular people, weight loss is 100% about dieting.",
"I think the shredding has to be part genetic. I'm 5'11 was 221lbs am now 185 lbs and don't look anywhere close to him. But like you said I feel great and all activities are more enjoyable. I've come to terms with the fact I doubt I'll ever have that sort of physique and I'm okay with that.",
"Hey man have you ever heard of osterine? You are now at the perfect stage to start using something above basic supplements. I have been using it for 8 weeks now, Solid lean gains in size while eating quite high calories, surprisingly effective stuff.. if you are looking to get to that next level and keep motivation up have a look into it ! Nothing says motivated like seeing your shape change literally weekly!",
"Finally a progress photo where some ripped guy isn't puffing his stomach out claiming he's \"fat.\" Props.",
"forearms",
"I thought it was a picture of Kylo Ren for a second...",
"It's possible and you need a good diet to get the muscle you want along with exercise. http://says.com/my/lifestyle/chinese-family-worked-out-together-for-6-months-the-before-and-after-pics-are-incredible\n",
"It would be nice if it was that easy.\nhttp://time.com/2809007/eat-less-exercise-more-isnt-the-answer-for-weight-loss/",
"> Adam Goldberg\n\nI thought that too!",
"I thought critical would look like an edgy WoW nerd and I thought dunkey was a black anime nerd",
"Do you keep them on your shelves?",
"Can there be a separate subreddit for these things? It’s great and all for you people but that’s not why i signed up for this",
"I've gained weight over the past year and am not very happy with how I look. I went from 115 to almost 150. I never thought to take a picture. That'll probably help. Congrats on your progress! You look great!",
"Down voted you bye accident bloody cheap phone.",
"Nope, definitely not true. These two lads were bulking for 12 months and then cutting for 6. its impossible to gain a significant and noticable amout of muscle and lossing fat at the same time.",
"If this was a female we’d have lots of toxic ‘upvoted due to female’ posts. ",
"Critikal looking swol",
"Sorry if someone else asked, but would you mind telling us a bit about the destructive habits you now avoid?",
"C'mon ye twat, don't just post it and not tell us your routine.",
"How do you know they didn't bulk up before starting that?\n\nBy the very nature of the son being able to guide the father through exercise, he must've been very comfortable in a gym previously. \n\nDon't get me wrong, it's possible to lose a bunch of weight in a couple months and look cut. But you won't have bulging muscles unless you put in the time well before that cut. ",
"OP, could you talk more about the diet?",
"I'm guessing haircuts and shaving were among your destructive habits... I'm going to stop doing those too.",
"Sounds like exercise!",
"We're still eating our Christmas chocolates and several boxes of Christmas gifted biscuits(/cookies). Well start in the summer.",
"That statement is more for people who are experienced lifters. Even then, there’s still the concept of a re-comp. If you’re new to working out it’s actually very easy to gain muscle and lose fat at the same time. Even if you’re not a newbie, if you’re significantly overweight you can still put on more muscle while cutting and losing fat, just not as much. ",
"Ugh I need a diet badly",
"This title can be posted \"I lost 45 lbs\" and still tell just as much.",
"Another (worse) destructive habit: polluting /r/pics with weight loss pictures.",
"Technically? A pound of fat is 3500 calories. to lose 45 pounds in 5 months you would have to lose around 2 pounds a week, or 7000 calories. You burn round abouts 100 calories per mile of running, so you would have to run 70 miles a week, or 10 miles a day (16km, if you aren’t American). That’s just for the weight loss. The definition he has is pretty much exclusively from exercise, probably weight lifting, which would cut into those calories a bit, but not an absurd amount. So yes, it’s possible, but it’s so much easier to change your diet or preferably do both.",
"lose weight*. (So your pants can become loose).\n\n",
"Now you just need to shave",
"Aaron Rogers?",
"STFU",
"Do you know de wey to San Jose?",
"True, but you are not going to go from skinny fat to jacked on a caloric deficit large enough to loose that much weight. If you bulk a bit before cutting hard you can still loose some fat during that bulk as a newb, but if you go straight into a 500-1000/day deficit cut, you aren't coming out of it with a six pack, proud chest, and ripped arms unless 90% of it was already hiding underneath. ",
"How tall are you?",
"Ben? Is that you?",
"Woof. That is all.",
"\"It’s simple really, eat less calories than you burn and you loose weight. Muscle burns calories. If you want to loose weight, eat less and exercise more\" If it were that simple that advice would work, but it doesn't. ",
"You look a lot like Cory Crawford from the Blackhawks",
"Oh yeah haha, definitely looks more like Adam Goldberg, Dan was the first one to come up in my mind though. ",
"I'm happy for you but it's a bit sad that just because I was always skinny/in shape, had no \"destructive habits\" I got no acknowledgement ever to do the right thing from the beginning :(",
"And tilt your head back and stick your gut out. I can make myself look like the first picture as well and then suddenly lose 45 lbs and pose like the second.",
"Fuck yea man! Congratulations on those gains / weight loss. \n\nI am in a very similar boat with my GF. We are both turning away from our bad habits, and have been at it for a month already. \n\nWould love to hear more details on how you accomplished this!\n\nr/loseit",
"Your comment on this sub Is a pollution. Just be happy for him.",
"Ahhhh diet is literally my biggest issue (probably because of r/trees) but damn I wish I could find a healthy diet that I enjoy without wanting to eat 3 pizzas at 10 pm :(",
"its not genetic and you can definitely achieve that.",
"Good luck trying to build lean muscle without exercising. \n\nBottom line is: they're both important in order to obtain that lean look this guy has (helped by dim lighting not present in the first pic but that's another matter). \n\nBut you won't get a good, strong physique without exercise. If you just focus on diet, you'll end up thin and healthier, but that's it. With just exercise, unless you abuse food, you'll lose or gain weight (depends on where you start - me, for example, I need to exercise to GAIN weight), you'll build a strong physique and look better overall, although you won't be as lean as someone who focus on both instances. \n\nSo, my \"philosophy\" when it comes to training and exercising is to ALWAYS exercise no matter what and do not abuse food. I only go for a strict diet when I want a 6 pack. Outside of that I rather just chill with my 4 pack and not stress about food.",
"I did the same, but it’s ok because I found it again later. ",
"I have no idea where you are arbitrarily determining what is healthy on account of only height/weight. There are three major types of builds (endomorphic, mesomorphic and ectomorphic). OP appears to be mostly mesomorphic, and appears to have a 8-10% body fat percentage given that he's showing abs. Don't project.",
"I can't agree with you on that one since exercising burns calories and burning calories will accelerate weight loss. \n\nAthletes aren't super human, they're just people that move their body a lot. \n\nIf you just want to lose weight, a simple diet change will do the trick, but you won't look particularly good - especially if you're a guy. You'll just be thin(ner)",
"Im not, i know, being as tall as i am. That being anything under 170 wasnt ok with muscle. ",
"The Bear Jew...",
"TREN :-)",
"Looking at the pics, although the progress is commendable, his build is somewhat normal and not exceptional at all. I highly doubt his \"intense exercises\" is anything more than what a normal person would do in a gym session. \n\nIn his 2nd pic, he changed his posture and position in order for the light to hit all the right spots. He also pushed his arms back in order to \"create\" those lines along the triceps. He also has little to no pecs (which in his case, might be a good thing). \n\nHe's now lean and more good looking, but nothing special tbh. The camera is doing half the work. Still, good work.",
"It's on purpose. He looks like a slob idiot on the first pic with shit lighting/positioning/face/posture. \n\nIn the 2nd one he dimmed the lights and changed the stance. He looks a lot better and deserves praise, but really, it's so easy to make a before and after pic when the lighting is shit you wouldn't believe it. \n\nThere's even a video out there explaining how you can achieve this effect in an afternoon. ",
"Nice work with weight loss and nice Work vaguely looking like Joel from the Last Of Us.",
"yeah giving people motivation is really polluting ",
"What are you talking about? It's literally impossible to get as fit as OP without exercise.",
"Good for you man, seriously. I wish I could do this myself. I'm not overweight by any means (6'2, 185 lbs) but very very little of it is muscle mass. Every time I try and do something about it I slowly creep back into old habits with zero progress. Maybe I'll actually work out when I get home today...",
"I was actually the opposite. I found out despite weighing over 240lbs I was actually undereating and my metabolism was screwed. \n\nI started eating literally *anything* to get my daily calorie consumption to 1800 and I lost 14lbs in 4 weeks. ",
"Damn",
"These posts are cancer. Take this to the appropriate subreddit",
"So his girlfriend doesn't become loose. ",
"Downvote, move on.",
"FETCH THE BREASTPLATE SLIMMER!!",
"Ryan Reynolds love child with Dan Bilzerian.",
"Do it",
"just two arms",
"*throws hissy fit in work elevator*",
"oh. si si si",
"Definitely a 50/50 split. We were vegan and then vegetarian for about 4 weeks before this. Even though we worked out every day, we didn't really see results. Once we switched to the right diet (for us, it was Keto), the fat started melting off. Edit the post during my lunch hour (in about 2.5 hours) to add the process.",
"So... hypothetically... if someone were trying to get to your “before picture” shape, what destructive habits should they pick up?",
"I have a had a similar looking transition minus how toned and muscular he looks. I went from 217 to 185 with 100% just diet (keto). I am planning to start working out soon, but diet alone was enough to drop the weight.",
"Just pull up that waistband higher!",
"I worked out for a few weeks before losing weight. I did heavy cardio during half of the cut and P90X lifting the other half. Once I got down to a comfortable weight about 3 weeks ago, I switched out almost all cardio and am just lifting doing the Body Beast program.",
"Not even a wee bit. ",
"I'm still pretty strict these days because I've yet to come to a point where I trust myself. My metabolism isn't what it used to be, man, and I've got to treat it that way.\n\nP.S. Good catch on the \"dim lighting.\" It definitely highlights. ",
"Especially something as effective as low-carb. I thought I was trying hard to lose weight *before* Keto but, man, did that diet changed EVERYTHING. ",
"I always used to think about a glass of Pepsi in the same way you mentioned the Big Mac. I rarely drink soda to this day because of that mindset. However, exercise and diet *definitely* go hand-in-hand. Exercise made me feel like I was fighting to grow, along with toning and stamina. Insanity and P90X were great for that (I wont run unless I am trying to accelerate my cut with a lower daily calorie count).\n\nTruth is, exercise keeps cals low (Insanity can burn up to 300-400 cals). The greater the healthy deficit, the better. I kept mine around 20-25%.",
"*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE* 0.0",
"5'8",
"There can.\n\nr/progresspics , many many subs\n\nDon't know why this gets allowed on here really. I like a good before and after but like you say, not what this sub is about.",
"5'8. WOAH! Congrats on the 40lbs dropped, that's awesome. Have you been exercising, too, or is that all from diet?",
"it's true.",
"Let's do this.",
"Soda is brutal... Can drink so many calories so easily... \n \nYoure looking great! How tall are you?",
"Good work mate keep it up ",
"I only tried Crossfit once. I liked it. However, ab-wise it was pretty much just Insanity workouts and Ab Ripper X",
"I bet you'll be flipping burgers for a while.",
"I read that in a robot voice. \n\nThank. You. For. Your. Kindness. ",
"Sure you can, if you have a spare 3-4 hours a day. The reality is if you are time poor eat less if you really love food you are going to have to run like an athlete... which you likely wont ever want to do because you love food.",
"Don't worry I do",
"Can confirm been working out for 11 to 12 years, I only look like I work out when I quit drinking and eat healthy. Otherwise I don't look like I workout.",
"figure out what tree is doing for you and try to adjust. Do you smoke to relax, to have fun, to sleep...? Once you know why, maybe switch strains to find one more in line with your needs? Then, smoke a little just to feel it but not get too buzzed, and don’t eat anything. You really eat out of habit rather than physical cravings.",
"> ye twat\n\n*coffee nearly shoots out of my nose*",
"Username doesn’t check out lol\n\nBest of luck on your transformation though (hypothetically)",
"You can exercise all you want, if the diet is not adequate, you'll look like the guy on the left without any progress at all for years.",
"recent research suggest that when you burn calories, your body just consumes less energy at rest. So you're not getting the full benefit that you thought you were.",
"Ok I will bite... mind posting one of your wife for that double karma dip?",
"Shit man you look like Leonidas great job!",
"I know people congratulating you are getting downvoted, but congrats anyway and good for you!\n\nI recently started a low carb diet too, but I’m finding tough to find things to eat. I’ll keep trying though",
"You sound jealous.",
"You probably lack the muscle mass itself. The physique in pic is totally achieveable by anyone.",
"You look like Mac in season 7 of It’s Always Sunny.",
"/r/loseit",
"Pretty sure somatotypes are pseudo science.\n\nAlso he looks in the 10-15% range (judging from the chart on Google images, so take that for what you will) ",
"Hey OP. incredible work. I would love to know what you did? What were the destructive habits? How did you overcome? Do you and the wife have kids? ",
"I would love to one day take charge of my life this way.",
"Thanks! Our go to foods were cauliflower rice, all the meats on planet earth (bacon and beef jerky were great snacks), salad with sugarless thousand island (Weldon farms has a good one), so much cheese, asparagus, etc. We didn't go crazy trying to find variety for breakfast or lunch but my wife made some killer dinners. ",
"Hard to imagine that's 209 pounds. Doesn't look terrible to me, but the right one after only 5 months? That's quite good.",
"Yeah, unless you yo-yo, the number of the times you get to cash in is between 0 and 1. I got in shape at university and came back much more confident etc. But there's no points for maintenance!",
"Do you know the way?",
"In my experience getting into an exercise routine leads to you wanting to eat better. ",
"What is your definition of \"cool shit\"?\n\nI agree that it would be more efficient to put these make over pics in their own subreddit, but is there any way to make a clear definition of what is acceptable in r/pics ?",
"Yes?",
"Completely agree, you're not getting jacked on a deficit unless you're cycling. If you're skinny fat, you could probably pull off a decent recomp over 12 weeks but definitely not getting jacked.",
"How'd you do it",
"R/loseit Awesome job man! ",
"Diet is what makes you lose weight, exercise is what makes you get a defined body afterwards. In most cases at least, unless you're totally going hardcore triathlon prep for example, but then you'd be training for hours on end every day for several months. \n \nYou don't even have to eat super healthy every day. Imho the most important aspect is to try and reduce sugar. Stop drinking soda, don't even drink apple juice. Just plain water. Lots of it. And don't starve yourself. If you're starving the body goes into energy saving mode and you won't burn fat as quickly. You'll also experience the infamous rebound effect whenever you start eating \"normally\" again, because the body will remember being starved and will try to save the nutrients...as fat. \n \nIf you want to lose weight healthily it won't happen over night. All those short term diets won't do a thing, unless you also change your diet and lifestyle afterwards. You'll just rebound. Sure, you can maybe lose 5 or 10 pounds a week, but that is not sustainable. \n \nCut back on fries, etc. Eat lean meats and vegetables. I wouldn't even say pasta or rice is bad, as long as you don't stuff yourself and cook a light sauce, instead of the fattest ones you can find. \n \nObviously alcohol is a big problem, but to be honest, I'm not eating super healthy and I'm at least drunk once a week and I only exercise for about 1 to 2 hours total a week. I'm not super slim, but I'm also not gaining weight...slowly losing it in fact. Very slowly. If I did everything I just told you I'd lose it a lot faster, but I'm living at home...and grandma is cooking every day, soo...good luck arguing with granny...you'll always be skinny to them, even if you're 300 pounds... \n \nAnd for exercise? Just start with walking or light running or cycling. You can also start with weight lifting, but when I look at my friends that's no surefire way to actually lose weight where it matters. Do this 2 or 3 times a week for maybe half an hour or longer and increase depending on what you want to achieve. \n \nExercise is important, so you won't have excess skin flapping around everywhere. And don't forget that if you're already just slightly overweight, you'll likely PUT ON weight, instead of losing it if you do anything that builds muscle...which is just about every exercise. Muscles are heavier than fat. Also, don't try and focus on some problem area too much. It's almost impossible to \"just\" lose belly weight for example. \n \nNot to forget: The more fat you have, the easier it is to burn it quickly. If you're 250 pounds and you start eating healthier and exercising a bit, you'll see much faster achievements than I am for example. Currently sitting at like 89 kilos and it's a chore to lose weight without completely changing everything due to aforementioned reasons. I'm also just \"fat\" around my midsection. Pretty lean otherwise. I'm also 30...so bah. \n \nBut most importantly? Don't mislead yourself. If you're cheating all the time, but you're denying that you're actually cheating or you're just \"rewarding\" yourself for losing a kilo, that won't do you any good. Be honest to yourself, treat yourself to quality food, cook yourself, exercise a little and you'll be successful eventually. Just don't give up like I do every few months -.- (well, at least I'm not gaining it back). And screw all those overexpensive gadgets, gym memberships and \"personal trainers\". You don't need that shit. What you need is motivation and a good cook book.",
"Diet is what makes you lose weight, exercise is what makes you get a defined body afterwards. In most cases at least, unless you're totally going hardcore triathlon prep for example, but then you'd be training for hours on end every day for several months. \n \nYou don't even have to eat super healthy every day. Imho the most important aspect is to try and reduce sugar. Stop drinking soda, don't even drink apple juice. Just plain water. Lots of it. And don't starve yourself. If you're starving the body goes into energy saving mode and you won't burn fat as quickly. You'll also experience the infamous rebound effect whenever you start eating \"normally\" again, because the body will remember being starved and will try to save the nutrients...as fat. \n \nIf you want to lose weight healthily it won't happen over night. All those short term diets won't do a thing, unless you also change your diet and lifestyle afterwards. You'll just rebound. Sure, you can maybe lose 5 or 10 pounds a week, but that is not sustainable. \n \nCut back on fries, etc. Eat lean meats and vegetables. I wouldn't even say pasta or rice is bad, as long as you don't stuff yourself and cook a light sauce, instead of the fattest ones you can find. \n \nObviously alcohol is a big problem, but to be honest, I'm not eating super healthy and I'm at least drunk once a week and I only exercise for about 1 to 2 hours total a week. I'm not super slim, but I'm also not gaining weight...slowly losing it in fact. Very slowly. If I did everything I just told you I'd lose it a lot faster, but I'm living at home...and grandma is cooking every day, soo...good luck arguing with granny...you'll always be skinny to them, even if you're 300 pounds... \n \nAnd for exercise? Just start with walking or light running or cycling. You can also start with weight lifting, but when I look at my friends that's no surefire way to actually lose weight where it matters. Do this 2 or 3 times a week for maybe half an hour or longer and increase depending on what you want to achieve. \n \nExercise is important, so you won't have excess skin flapping around everywhere. And don't forget that if you're already just slightly overweight, you'll likely PUT ON weight, instead of losing it if you do anything that builds muscle...which is just about every exercise. Muscles are heavier than fat. Also, don't try and focus on some problem area too much. It's almost impossible to \"just\" lose belly weight for example. \n \nNot to forget: The more fat you have, the easier it is to burn it quickly. If you're 250 pounds and you start eating healthier and exercising a bit, you'll see much faster achievements than I am for example. Currently sitting at like 89 kilos and it's a chore to lose weight without completely changing everything due to aforementioned reasons. I'm also just \"fat\" around my midsection. Pretty lean otherwise. I'm also 30...so bah. \n \nBut most importantly? Don't mislead yourself. If you're cheating all the time, but you're denying that you're actually cheating or you're just \"rewarding\" yourself for losing a kilo, that won't do you any good. Be honest to yourself, treat yourself to quality food, cook yourself, exercise a little and you'll be successful eventually. Just don't give up like I do every few months -.- (well, at least I'm not gaining it back). And screw all those overexpensive gadgets, gym memberships and \"personal trainers\". You don't need that shit. What you need is motivation and a good cook book.",
"You look like Dan Bilzerian",
"Damn son, even rockin' the cock lines, mad respect yo",
"My life, summed up :(",
"Going out on a limb and I'll say eating healthy and working out. ",
"And I get downvoted :DDD",
"I feel like I look like the pic on the right, but I probably look more like the one on the left. I Need to step it up.",
"I bet it helps a ton having the wife be able to cook healthy AND good dinners.",
"Well sure, but I'm always curious about how someone found personal success. Everyone does it differently. I'm not asking for advice. ",
"Congrats bro",
"And that's the hardest part, the maintenance. Last year around this time I lost 33 lbs for a weight loss competition. Kept it off until around end of July and it started coming back on. Now I am right back where I started. I hate it and it's even harder to get back into it.\n\nEDIT- Brought my healthy lunch and dude at work just messaged me \"What's for lunch\". This is my downfall, but Qdoba is so good.",
"I understood his comment to mean that even with exercise you won't build muscle very fast without proper diet. ",
"It's been a combination of both. Just reduced calorie intake and excess sugars. I rock climb and lift 3-4 days a week. I definately am building that muscle mass, but still have some progress to go",
"Snacks have been the toughest thing, and I didn’t realize jerky was ok...you changed my life! And yeah, some veggies (which I rarely ate much of before) and of course bacon have now become my staples. Cheers!",
"It motivates the hell out of me. Was just about to order out for lunch but instead am eating the healthy lunch I brought. ",
"Too bad you can't fix that dorky face",
"How did you cut so fast? Feel free to post any workouts.",
"I need to get a trainer. I lost the weight 65 pounds, but still look like the guy on the left.. just without a big gut",
"Low carb diet to cut fat, high protein diet to maintain muscle definition. Exercise + increased protein with minimal carbs to increase muscle mass with low fat gain. Exercise + increased protein AND increased carbs to greatly increase muscle mass with some excess fat. (Hard to adequately gain muscle mass without SOME form of adipose swelling, it comes with the job I suppose. More carbs = more mass; both muscle and fat)...hope this helps",
"I wish I had a wife to motivate me. ",
" You give me hope for myself. ",
"You’re still here. ",
"A year later 209lb but this time of muscle",
"After my wife and I separated a little over 4 years ago, I obviously had to cook a lot more. Especially with 3 kids to feed. Honestly, cooking has become fun and it’s actually pretty easy. Timing the foods right is the toughest part. Otherwise, it’s about buying the right foods (which also become more enjoyable of a task) and trying new things!",
"What is this sub about? ",
"Or ex-junkies, i mean...thats great and all but i don't have facebook for a reason.",
"I hate cliche trendy quotes, however, in the spirit of /r/keto - \"keep calm and keto on!\" Keto rocks man, all the best to you and your goals! ",
"*MOAR",
"I'd double dip his wife with you.",
"Nice job, OP! I've started the journey myself and I'm hoping to really stick to it! ",
"Before you looked like a skinny nick frost. From shaun of the dead/hot fuzz.",
"Why did you add the “lol,” you were so close!",
"Why do people upvote then?",
"They are 100% linked. As a trainer for almost a decade, the most profound statement I ever heard was this: \n\n\"You can't out-run your fork\"",
"Yeah, my bad I guess that was a little condescending on my part.",
"I don't mind cooking but it just feels so damn time consuming. Come home from work, make dinner, eat dinner, clean up from cook/eating dinner, prep lunch for the next day, try to spend time with 1 and a half year old. By then its time to go to bed and do it all over again. If I pick up a hot n ready that saves A LOT of time.",
"Maybe Goro?",
"^ This one does not know de way. Spit on him!",
"Pictures that don’t need a description to make it mean something. ",
"Damn you look great. Your face is smaller now. Might look nicer to trim down your beard to show more cheek. ",
"It seems like you can't convert nothing into something.",
"No you can eat the most butter filled diet in existence and lose weight.\n\nBut your life will consist of eating and working out. \n\nSource I lost 30lbs working in water building a bridge over a swamp doing the most physically demanding work I have ever done in my life while eating so much fried food. ~8 months ",
"you were definitely eating more than 1800 calories before",
"and you can have the perfect diet and never look like the guy on the right without exercise.",
"5 months almost has to be /r/ketogains with 5x5 or some similar workout.",
"Bruh 1800 isn’t even much, a normal person would also lose weight eating 1800kCal.",
"Lucky girlfriend!",
"You are definitely correct. Some huge dudes really do have the muscle under the fat. I imagine if any NFL lineman slimmed down, he'd be ripped too without doing much if anything. At the same time, fat dudes, not all of you really have a six pack under there. My uncle claims that all the time and it drives me crazy. ",
"Nah, you Robert Baratheon was jacked as fuck I mean the dude was able to swing around a large metal warhammer like it was nothing and hit hard enough with it to cave in Rhaegar Targaryen’s breastplate and chest with one hit.",
"it's so effective I can literally do nothing and eat five guys (lettuce wrap is life & extra bacon) and lose weight. ",
">45lbs lost anx never going back\n\nSee you in 10 years.",
"Seriously. Have you had Culver's burgers before? That was our go-to",
"I only still subscribe for the occasional “good” picture that is not weight loss, pet pictures, cancer update pictures, hospital bed pictures, etc.\n\nHowever, waiting for that “good” pic means you gotta have this stuff like this bullshit make your front page.",
"*Hey Siri... remind me in 10 years to send a pic to* u/ill_enjoyment ",
"Here's what I did:\nKeto was so so so good to me. Definitely go hard and start at 20 net carbs. Cronometer is a great app to get for your phone (be sure to calibrate your settings so they meet your exact macros. I used the r/ketogains calculator they have on the side bar to get all the info I needed for it. Be sure to subtract sugar alcohols and GOOGLE (Reddit) everything.\n\nAs for working out, I started the journey with 3 weeks of p90X Classic. I then jumped onto Insanity for about 3/4 weeks. Then back to P90X Classic. Then Insanity MAX:30 for a few weeks. Then BACKKKKK to P90X Classic. Now I am working all the way through Body Beast. Me jumping back and fourth to different workouts was more about my indecisiveness. There were weeks where I just wanted to get jacked but knew I still had too much BF to really see the value I was adding.\n\nI stopped Keto when my body plateaued for 4 weeks at the end (the lack of fiber didnt get to me will the end as well). It comes to a point where your body fights to hold onto that last bit of body fat, so I switched over to IIFYM (If It Fits Your Macros) and I am 3 weeks into that. So far, realllly slow changes, but changes nonetheless.\n\nMaking it through the holidays was the tricky part. I refused to cheat during Halloween and Thanksgiving and kept Keto going. Getting knocked out of Ketosis can set you back 3-7 days and was never worth it to me. During Christmas, I was on IIFYM, so it was a little bit easier but still didn't eat very well and only went over my cal count 1 day out of the 5 I spent visiting my super non-dieting family. I still tried to keep up with workouts but only managed to squeeze in two of them. Ultimately, with working out, *just show up.* Get off the couch. Get out of bed. Fill your water bottle. Make it happen. \n\nOnce the results start coming in, you become addicted to it. Every time I feel like a lazy butt head, I remember how good it feels to see results and will sometimes pull up the image of me on the left. I don't want to go back and I want to keep producing new results. I've turned my body into an experiment and I am testing my limits. So far, I've yet to find a limit. Our bodies are amazing things that respond to whatever our input/output is. Input being the quality of food and calories. Output being the work put into working out. We are made for more than just settling when we feel discontent, knowing we could be doing more to take care of ourselves. \n\nWe are all on a journey. Just keep moving forward. ",
"It's 50/50, homies ",
"My wife thinks it's special 0:)",
"I definitely miss it sometimes. Haven't had it in a while. Slippery slope. Thanks! 5'8.",
"Someone give this person some gold. Well said!",
"Bathrooms usually have shit light, the after pic is obviously the bedroom and some natural light, probably two different times of day as well. Not everyone is a deliberate karma whore, sometimes it just happens.",
"Definitely possible but you won't necessarily be *healthier.* And depends on your specific bad diet. We had a calorie surplus from fast food pretty much every day. A caloric deficit is vital for weight loss. Next most important is meeting protein if working out to prevent muscle loss. ",
"Unless you're pretty muscular 185 is still overweight for your height. I'm 5'10 180 and I would need to lose about 10-15 lbs to look really lean. I think the BMI chart says my ideal weight would be 155-165. ",
"Congratulations! Peeps may not always understand the ass kicking hard work you've put into this so far but we've been there and are happy for you. Keep killing it! ",
"And vice versa. Eating better, in our case, wanted led us to start working out but both are true.",
"Gosh I love this.",
"I outlined the diet and exercises here in the comments somewhere. But we would drink a ton of beer throughout the week and ate candy whenever the hell we wanted. Even our healthy meals fell short of nutritional and we always get like we earned our cheat meals. \n\nEdit: changed \"above\" to \"here in the comments somewhere\"",
"Why did you post the same comment on two different accounts? Also, do it for yourself. If people praise you, that's awesome, if not, who cares?",
"I do wheelchair racing. In the summer I'll ride 50-70 miles of hills every other day.\n\nI can eat **ANYTHING** while doing that. But then... what for? I spent 6+hrs to waste it on pizza??",
"You too bud! Seeing your pic gave me the confidence that I might actually have visible abs one day. Its crazy, I've dropped 6 pants sizes, my face looks more slender. But my stomach.... it just, it seems my belly fat is literally the very last bit that is going to go. My legs and arms have slimmed up nicely, but my belly still sticks out. Hopefully the addition of cardio and some weight training will speed that along.",
"All throughout NYC there are little filling stations where you can get tanked up. And at such reasonable prices!",
"Also, from experience, there’s a direct correlation between losing weight and bragging about it in /r/pics.",
"She isn't into progress sharing too much outside of with her sisters in text messages. I respect that in her. ",
"Please, if your going to post these types of pics, state how how you did it. Thanks!",
"You look like that at 5'8 and 164 pounds!? Impressive! Must be getting the weight from muscle because you look very slim to be as high as 164 pounds.",
"We don't have that chain in Canada. Although I go to Wisconsin every year and I still haven't tried this. This August I'll make it my number one priority.",
"Oiiii. Shared in the comments below, ye twat.",
"Cool :)\n\nCan I just say I think you have a striking (no pun intended) resemblance to Kenny Florian, the MMA fighter.",
"Yeah, almost everyone looks \"good\" after losing weight, but only a select few will transform into a greek god after only a few months of weight loss. ",
"Before I can change like you I need to believe that it's actually possible for me to change. It feels like I'm deceiving myself everytime I even think about changing into a better version of me",
"r/beetlejuicing",
"How the hell is this even possible. God kill me already",
"You go dude!\n",
"Ahhhhh that's awesome :)",
"There's a number of Youtube videos on it, though [this one has been referenced several times.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M957dACQyfU). ",
"Nobody cares about what you want. If you dont like the content then you can go to the next thing...No one is forcing you to open the link. ",
"Your wife doesn’t look bad. Can’t wait to see the after pictures.",
"Awesome! Hope it’s not to late for me to do that!",
"How do you think you would have gone if instead of eating a fast food meal each, you split it between yourselves, and supplemented any extra calories by snacking on vegetables and beef jerky or something. Total failure and feeling sluggish all the time, or do you think you might have done okay?",
"What did you do? What was your diet? Work out routine? ",
"When I started losing weight it was exactly that. Is it easier to run 3 miles or just put the Snickers bar down? I've gotten to the point where just straight calorie deficit isn't enough and I need to get some exercise in. I just need a space/time anomaly so that I can have 28 hours in a day.....",
"We love Sagi and body beast. Hopefully your wife isn't scared to lift. I'm made major progress with my figure doing Sagi's program (I'm female). ",
"How?! What did you do food wise? Workout? I feel so lost trying to figure out what I'm doing with everything that becoming in shape seems impossible.",
"Another Cronometer user! It's the best. I highly prefer it over MyFitnessPal. ",
"Out of curiosity, how tall are you?",
"I went from eating the crappiest crap diet that ever crapped to eating healthy, nutritious foods, and eating way fewer calories, with zero transition time, and I only felt like crap for a week. Trust me, unless you buy fast food because of the cost (in which case you should be cooking yourself anyways, it’s cheaper), just try going a couple weeks eating healthy foods in smaller portions more frequently. Force yourself for a few weeks until you break the addiction, and then you won’t WANT the fast food in your diet. At least, that’s what worked for me. ",
"You went from a chubby Dan Bilzerian to a skinny Dan Bilzerian",
"You went on a Chris Pratt diet.",
"congrats. Keep it up",
"You. Are. Welcome. \nDestroy. All. Humans.",
"Crit1kal is that you?",
"how did you do it in 5 months? what was your diet/training? i am basically you but „before“ ;). ",
"i started realizing what causes me to get hungry, and trying to beat those cravings with healthier choices so i am not sitting there with a empty pit stomach and super high",
"I’m the left picture. Oh dear.",
"I can relate to this.\nPlanned to give a box or two away though...",
"I’m having a hard time finding that rule. Could you link it? ",
"You can't outrun your *fork*.",
"Be careful because that can be addicting in and of itself. I’ve seen people lose close relationships because they’ve forgotten who they were and instead now are only interested in looking fit. ",
"That's deep. Thank you for the warning. I'll keep a close eye on my heart. ",
"Congrats on the transformation man!",
"Keto isn't so bad",
"The first pic is 209 lbs at 5'8\"? I thought you were way taller because you don't look that fat. ",
"And look attractive in the second 👀",
"You can't run away form a bad diet.",
"weight·less\n\nˈwātləs/\n\nadjective\n\n(of a body, especially in an orbiting spacecraft) not apparently acted on by gravity\n\n",
"Congrats brotha!!",
"> Is it easier to run 3 miles or just put the Snickers bar down? \n\nJust run 1.5 miles and eat half a Snickers bar.",
"95% diet. 5% exercise. Every time. We all don't want to believe it but its true.",
"Very cool & great job. Hope your wife is just as successful. Congrats to both of you!",
"SPIT ON DE FAKE QUEEN",
"Critikal is that you ",
"Lol what \"destructive habits\" led you to be a perfectly normal size for an adult man?",
"That advice is good for athletes, NOT for the everyday person who must absolutely focus on reducing intake if they want to look good ",
"Brudduh you ave to ave ebola to know de wey",
"Are you able to explain exactly what you did? I know exercise and diet are a given but I am struggling to change my diet. \n\nI am semi-picky about vegetables but I can eat most of them, or barebones versions of it (ex: A simple salad with only a few toppings). However, I find that I just don't know very any recipes that are the most healthy. \n\nAny help, from anyone, would be much appreciated. I am also going to start using MyFitnessPal.",
"Dammit, I thought you were describing your diet how you lost weight just now and was really fucking excited. ",
"[here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ovqwd/comment/dsdky24?st=JC765PMF&sh=ae1b23ae) ",
"If that works for you, great. There are a ton of people out there who think they can cancel out a bad diet with exercise, whcih is empirically not true. ",
"She just starts P90x. If she's anything like me, she'll get through and be hungry for more. Then, THE BEAST will take overrrr. ",
"Just googled him. I was expecting to disagree but I tap... you're right.",
"And a happy cake day to ye.",
"[here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ovqwd/comment/dsdky24?st=JC765PMF&sh=ae1b23ae) ",
"[here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ovqwd/comment/dsdky24?st=JC765PMF&sh=ae1b23ae) ",
"Thanks! So glad you guys are started to crush it. I've outlined our process [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ovqwd/comment/dsdky24?st=JC765PMF&sh=ae1b23ae) . I hope it helps!",
"[here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ovqwd/comment/dsdky24?st=JC765PMF&sh=ae1b23ae) ",
"[here is how we did it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ovqwd/comment/dsdky24?st=JC765PMF&sh=ae1b23ae) ",
"I double dog dare ya!",
"Glad you asked. I outlined our process [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ovqwd/comment/dsdky24?st=JC765PMF&sh=ae1b23ae) ",
"Thanks!",
"Mine said the same. I just worked out about an hour a day with on rest day a week. Anyone can do it!",
"Thanks!",
"I was able to pull this off all at home. I got a beach body subscription and did P90x, followed by Insanity, and now 4 weeks into Body Beast. Just gotta show up each day!",
"I was able to pull this off all at home. I got a beach body subscription and did P90x, followed by Insanity, and now 4 weeks into Body Beast. Just gotta show up each day!",
"I love the at home stuff. I'll eventually get into Crossfit (at a reasonable price. Shits expensive). But until then, I'm hanging with some dumb bells, a pull up at, and my tv.",
"Thanks!",
"Thanks!",
"Thanks friend :). Great job on the weight loss!",
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"I think he means this in a good way ",
"Thank you so much!",
"Like a busted ass Jose Bautista ",
"pet peeve *lose",
"My BMI says I'm borderline obese. Not the best formula to trust. I had a DEXA scan done 2 years ago and then one done a month ago. It's a full body scan that accurately depicts lean m muscle, fat, bone and organs. I went from 24% body fat to 14%. If hardly say 14% body fat is even close to obese. The DEXA also maps out where you carry your fat and mine is mostly in my love handles. Unfortunately unless I get below 10% body fat I doubt those are going to disappear. And i haven't been below 10% since I was 20 lol.",
"Apparently I get downvoted for complimenting you. Okay. ",
"People are weird. I appreciated it.",
"I don’t know if a double dog dare is enough. I’m 245lbs and need to be 190 to be at a healthy weight! What was the biggest thing you did that helped you loose the weight? ",
"He’s fucking hot, post your pic so we can compare.",
"> Too bad you can’t fix that dorky face \nI see that beating colon cancer has made you such a compassionate individual.",
"The people who enjoy posting and upvoting these posts and also love encouraging others on their journey ought to subscribe to /r/progresspics as well. These kinds of posts have become very popular on /r/pics recently and the dedicated sub and posters could really use the traffic and kind words.\n\n",
"I find it hard to believe that you were vegan/vegetarian and were that heavy. Did you gain the weight before all those changes? "
] | 358 | pics | 5 months ago, my wife and I decided to take a stand against all our destructive habits. Any time I get discouraged because I feel off or progress is slow, I pull up the image on the left and remember where I started (209bs). 45lbs lost and never going back. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ovri9/21_layer_jello/ | [
"I feel like this is more for visual appeal than anything else. All those flavours would just sort of be blended together into a saccharine wobbly mouthful of fruit-spunk.",
"Not to mention mess up the constancy of the gelatin.",
"I suppose you could flavour plain gelatine and use food dye to get the colours. Rainbow lime doesn't sound half bad.",
"You just got blackjack with jello. ",
"/r/fabulousfoods",
"I feel like this took way too long to make! Pretty though",
"I hate those repost Nazis, but my God, I have literally seen this one at least 10 times.",
"Agreed. Nobody should spend this much time on any sort of jello dish.",
"And then there's always that one layer that seems a bit more firm than the others, making a sort of membranous sheet in your mouth. 1 layer Jello is where it's at. It's why they only come in single serving containers. Historically, they've attempted to bind the protein molecules to minerals of different densities so that a multi-layer jello could be made right out of the package, but the experiments called for inconsistent textures amongst the different colored gelatin and focus groups found it \"unnerving\" and \"what the fuck is this shit?\". It turned out that there is a \"preferred gelatinousness\", where the human tongue tends to not enjoy the stimuli provided by gelatins that are either too thick and rubbery or too thin an slimy. Now, due to the dyes used, it is not recommended that various colors/flavors of jello be mixed becuase, even though their gelatinousness is within range, they're not perfectly matched to one another. \n\n\n\nEdit: I thought I should add that red and orange jello are actually found closely related on a molecular level and therefore are roughly identical on jiggle tests. The issue then becomes relative humidity and how long the superficial layers will retain moisture for. With proper storage and a timely consumption, people were unable to differentiate texturally between red and orange colored/flavored jello.\n\n\nEdit 2: I think I should mention that I'm just making his up. I thought that was obvious but maybe not? Maybe I just found something I'm good at? ",
"This guy jellos",
"Didn't someone post this on /r/food earlier this year",
"You sure it's not a variety pack of post-it notes?",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"Lol fruit spunk ",
"Please tell me more about these... “jiggle tests” between the different jello colors.\n\nAlso, I found these very interesting.",
"I bet they're like 2-3 complementary flavors with different colors. I mean unless the person likes fruit orgies in their mouth.",
"I only count 20 layers.",
"Do you think alcohol content impacts the jiggle test? ",
"wow you know I really want to eat that for some reason, I don't even like Jello",
"I've never done 21 layers but 5-7 only takes about two hours. The key is letting the jello become room temp so that it doesn't melt the other layers. Also makes it set faster once in the fridge. My favorite is cherry and white which is just condensed milk and unflavored gelatin. It sure is pretty! ",
" First time here bud",
"It's nothing more than a platform attached to a motor that vibrates, allowing researchers to use specific amounts of electrical current that coincide with a specific, measurable vibration frequency on the platform surface. Cubes of jello of precisely the same size can be placed in the platform and many findings can be recorded based of the numerous characteristics. For example, using high speed cameras, the amount of time it takes the gelatin to match the programmed frequency can be observed. Or alternatively, the amount of time the jello jiggles when the apparatus is stopped can be recorded. When compared with other densities of jello, we can determine \"preferred gelatinousness\" and so various flavor/color combinations can essentially be \"tuned\" to within expected parameters. Of course, they can't all match *perfectly*, but they're close enough to please the human senses. One should remember though, these tests are performed in a controlled environment within a laboratory by extremely sensitive equipment. The relative humidity and temperature are maintained.\n\n\n\n\nWhy would anyone be reading this?!",
"I feel like I should submit this comment to another sub, I just have no clue where. r/jellogeniuses ?",
"There's gotta be a sub where false information is presented in a believable way. I swear I've seen it before. Like, believable bullshit?",
"I’ve been browsing this sub every day for years...often multiple times per day...and I’ve never seen it. \n\nI, for one, am glad OP “reposted” it. ",
"Looks like khanom chan in Thailand. \"Layer candy\"",
">Why would anyone be reading this?!\n\n\nFinished fapping, need something to make me forget the horrors I just witnessed...",
"This looks so good!",
"reminds me of the app game stack",
"How long would something like this take!? I am thinking days. ",
"It didn't take him long to make as it is a repost\nEdit: [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/6mggod/homemade_grandmas_delicious_21_layer_jello/?st=JC62GJ7E&sh=b6b05a4a) ",
"This jumo jellos",
"Ummmm animal bones yummy.",
"You know more about j.e.l.l.o than Bill does. I've never been so impressed/bewildered by someone's extensive knowledge in such a niche subject. ",
"1st time seeing it",
"Sticky notes",
"Why tho...",
"Jello Lasagna ",
"I've been to an improv show where the performers bullshitted their way through a corporate slide deck they had never seen. It was amazing, best show I've seen and I go to a fair number",
"This is the most interesting thing I have ever read on the toilet. ",
"Never seen before. ",
"That’s got maybe 500k hooves in it",
"If you look at OP's history all his posts are reposts. Though this is the first time I've noticed a username get two posts in my morning feed so the ORP (original re-poster) is doing something right. Decent karma points too\n",
"Project Jaberwocky!",
"We can do your counters in lime green or if you’d like something else, we have 20 other ~~flavors~~ colors you can choose from.",
"On the jello? Yes. On the person conducting the study? ..Also yes.",
"More patience than I have. Ty for making this you inspire us all.",
"I think a fair question is why? It's like trying to solve the question, how can we make everyone's least favorite dessert more time consuming to make?",
"I'm so jellos....\n\nI'm sorry. ",
"What would possibly make you think that?",
"God dammit Bill.\n\nThis is how you got in trouble last time you and your Chemistry talk and experimenting with Benadryl on unsuspecting women.\n\nNobody's falling for your roofie jigglers this time.",
"A true poet",
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.",
"Couldn't you add gelatin or water and liquid food coloring to match them?",
"It's like how it's made, but before they dumb it down for morons. \n\nYou could possibly save $ by using a normal camera and a variable frequency strobe to see the waves in scale/batch QA.\n\nTo what degree do anti-caking agents affect the texture?",
"making 12 layers of jello is easy. making those perfect jello cubes is probably pretty freaking hard.",
"Pretty sure this isn't your photo. Paging /u/ThUltimateGuy I remember commenting on this exact photo a while back. ",
"Re-posting one of the highest upvoted r/pics. Nicely done",
"... Who are you, why do you know so much about jello science, and what is your preffered jello colour?",
"Just use less water than it calls for too make it more firm and hold it's shape better when cut.\n\nEdit: Okay, thanks for the downvote (to whomever it was). Sorry for apparently being a dick and offering honest advice.",
"[Relatable](https://youtu.be/rccj1058EZs) \n\nNsfw - Sexual humor, no nudity",
"Reddit should ban people like him. It's obnoxious. ",
"If this is your job, I want your job.",
"It always goes around again ",
"Let me guess, you made it?",
"Just old enough to be spiked",
"Jiggle it.\n\nJust a little bit. ",
"The most Mormon thing I’ve ever seen",
"Probably just tastes like jello.",
"They did not find that \"the human tongue\" can't handle certain gelatinous textures. There are peoples across the planet that eat many different kinds of gelatinous foods, and have different words for different kinds of gelatinaity. \n\nThese little factoids from different food advertising corps in America displaying the American palette as 100% biotruths is ridiculous. The real issue is that the average American is a \"picky eater\" and can't handle a varying array of food. I've never witnessed this in people's outside of the Anglosphere",
"I've seen this before! Downvotes Op ",
"this must have taken hours",
"\"Saccharine wobbly mouthful of fruit-spunk\". This is one of the best descriptive sentences I've ever read. Thank you for this gem kind stranger.",
"Jello is oppression!",
"I don't think anyone would pay me to lie on the internet.",
"I'm just making things up that sound believable. I'm sure there's some science behind the texture of jello but I have no clue about it. Now I'm interested though. \n\n\n\nI like red jello.",
"How do you achieve the opacity?",
"We need mythbusters to get on the case. And it all started by an irreverent comment about jello.",
"I'm busted!",
"I feel like nobody knows I'm just making this stuff up. I mean, there *could* be some truth to it, but how would I know? We need to AMA a jello employee.",
"That sounds hilarious actually. It's fun to do that, like with commercials or other shows with the volume off.",
"This looks like gay pride promotional test product at an American cheese slice factory.",
"Reddit is autism. The only people that are oppressed by America's childlike food habits are Americans themselves. Learn how to conceptualize a single thought without passing it through Reddits autistic political cocktail party filter",
"I'm too believable for my own good...",
"Me too!",
"Did 'whores' autocorrect to 'horrors'?",
"I prefer the one with actual sugar.. It's alright then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"I’ll take whatever orgies I can get",
"No, they reposted it",
"They didn't claim that it was theirs.",
"I'm just going to sit here and wait for you AMA to start.",
"Flux opacitor.",
"nah, you could do this in a couple of hours... \n\nI've done some messing around with Jello in my day... You just mix up your 4-5 flavors of jello, pour one very thin layer, put it in the fridge. at that thickness, it will set in maybe 15 minutes\nif you keep your other flavors sitting at room temperature, it won't set very quickly, and if it starts to get clumpy, just microwave it for 15 seconds and it'll be thin again...\n\njust keep pouring layers and waiting. ",
"Doc Brown? Is that you?",
"I bet you're amazing at the game Balderdash.",
"I thought you were just messing around, but I only counted 20 as well.",
"Cool repost",
"Ok so if this person put the time this monstrosity took towards nuclear fusion, or literally anything scientific pursuit at all.... the world would be a better place for it",
"sounds right! I saw that particular show in NYC, and a similar show in San Diego. ",
"This is what happens when the chef at the nursing home takes one too many hits of LSD.\n\n\"Where's granny, Paul?\"\n\"Well she ate this jello and now she's crocheting something that isn't there and talking about the aliens.\"",
"21 post jello pic",
"'saccharine wobbly mouthful of fruit-spunk' is actually right there on the Jello packet. ",
"why.",
"This is so much more work than jello is worth but it is pretty ",
"Jello is gross. ",
"Mmm. Fruit spunk.",
"It's one of the top posts of all time in r/food and it's from multiple years ago, iirc",
"repost",
"other than the fact it looks mildly interesting, why would you do that? all those flavors, that aren't that different anyway, blending together would probably be less enjoyable then one single flavor. ",
"That would be an abortion of flavours in your mouth. Unless there's sufficient vodka...",
"Yeah, but where are you going to get the 1.21 jiggle-watts?",
"I've made stained glass jello with 5 flavours, and it's one of my favourite desserts. It's also good with fewer flavours/colours, and this one here looks like it's got maybe 3. Would eat.",
"Did you start at layer 0?",
"Reddit does not care about reposts and says to [not complain about them.](https://www.reddit.com/wiki/reddiquette)\n\nThe only people who care about reposts on Reddit, including the people who run the website, are people who choose to do so themselves, or subreddits where they're specifically not allowed by the rules (r/pics does not disallow them.)",
"Top post of r/food",
"Is that how counting confectionary layers works? I'm new to it.",
"you had me at jello",
"and it still tastes like shit because jello is nasty cow bone pie",
"for a sec, I thought this was /u/shittymorph ",
"How about lemon parties?",
"Any of the Mormon related subs would have a deep appreciation for the melding of jello and obfuscation.",
"👌",
"Lemons all the way down",
"That had to have taken a day.",
"Here I only make 13 layers and I thought I was special. It does take me over a year to make the whole thing. I probably shouldn't start it on New Years eve though. Better late than never.",
"All these comments were a joke that went over your head m8.",
"Underrated."
] | 127 | pics | 21 layer jello |
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"This post is almost as dumb as the president",
"I would raise it up to dumber.",
"Fake! ",
"Here we go again. \n \nGuess politics just can't keep their circljerking contained to their sub. ",
"Russian Lab Rat Trigger Trap!\n123go",
"i didn't know trump got a new car. ",
"This photoshop is horrible. Trump's hands are much too large.",
"This is Facebook level bad...",
"This is fake news! The car was bigger, it was hugs, the biggest car you have ever seen.",
"Fuck me, this place is an echo chamber.",
"If Trump would stop being so incredibly shitty at his job this would stop overnight. You're angry at the wrong people :)",
"Yawn! ",
"There's a good chance it came for /r/TinyTrumps or /r/tinytrump.\n\nAw, someone didn't like that. I'll correct myself,[ it came from the sub photoshopbattles.](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/6drry7/psbattle_g7_leaders_walking/)\n\n[This is another take on the same pic. Better photoshopping work.](http://i.imgur.com/i15vedj.jpg)\n",
"I like that you pissed off both sides of the argument simultaneously. Almost like a \n\n\"You can't get more downvotes than EA.\" \n\n\"Hold my beer\"",
"For pointing out that people will mock inept arrogance in the highest office in the world? Oh noes!",
"Trump has been doing nothing but fulfilling campaign promises. If that is the definition of \"incredibly shitty\" then I guess you're correct.",
"Get over it OP, you cuck",
"America is a joke",
"Stable genius up front. \n",
"America invented the very internet you're using lmao",
"Welcome to the echo chamber. ",
"respec",
"The jpg compression? Yea...pretty bad. I still laughed though. ",
"Wow. Saw this pic show up on my Facebook feed. Hadn't seen it before...thought it was funny. So shared it here... Didn't think I'd get so much heat, and assumptions on political agenda. ",
"I don’t get the political reference of the photo? Is Trump being babysat by NATO members?",
"You’re angry for no good reason except for people telling you you should be angry. Try forming your own opinions. The man has done a hell of a job given the conditions he came into",
"Haha what’d you expect? If you don’t want to insinuate any kind of agenda then don’t post political stuff! ",
"Zing",
"Lol. I know. Not like my feelings were hurt. People are sensitive though.... Didn't even think political on this one..",
"Trump / world politics are a hot button topic right now. Anything about them will always draw negativity and conflicting pov",
"Doesn't change the fact that the rest of the world is laughing it's ass off ",
"Like what?",
"Tax reform, forcing DACA (and other social programs) reform, stopped putting up with bullshit overseas, and given a lot power seized by the federal government back to the states. Just to name a few :)",
"Wow, so much stupidity in so few words.\nA tax cut for the rich on the backs of the poor and middle class is not reform. DACA is a just and good program. Why would you want to deport tax paying people who were brought here as children and often didn't find out they were \"illegal\" until they were heading to college.\n\n\"Bullshit overseas\" -- Belligerence is not good for the US. We are a laughing stock because of trump and we are no longer the leader of the free world because of him. Gutting the state department is incredibly stupid. Diplomacy and foreign aid is how we shape the world to suit us and how to avoid war.\n\nPower \"seized by the federal government?\" .. you mean the power to prevent companies from polluting rivers? One of the first things Trump did was allow coal companies to poison rivers. That is never a good idea.\n\nTrump is a buffoon and a malignant narcissist and it looks like he did actually conspire with the Russians to attack our democracy. He certainly lied about his meeting with the Russians, this is a fact. He also failed to notify the FBI that the Russians had contacted him after both campaigns were warned that foreign countries would make entreaties to them and that they should notify the FBI immediately.\n\n\nSo far there are 4 people indicted and two convictions and more are to come. Trump has the lowest approval rating of any president at this point in their term in history. Everyone, *EVERYONE* who works for Trump thinks he's an idiot.\n\nAlso he has tried *twice* to put a mob lawyer in the justice department. First as head of the criminal division and more recently as US Attorney in NY.\n",
"I hope you spent a lot of time writing that. Seems like you did, so I’ll respond as best I can. \n\nThere’s nothing wrong with immigrants and their children. It’s the rampant government spending that I have a problem with and it is finally being held back to reasonable standards. There’s plenty of Americans who would love to college just as much as those kids. How can you justify federal money being spent on them and not anyone else?\n\nYes, bullshit overseas. Trump being tough on N. Korea has lead to peace talks between the north and south. PEACE TALKS! They cut all ties with the world in the 50’s and just called the south and are about to compete in the olympics in South Korea. A place literally called “the hermit kingdom” is coming out of its shell for because of Trumps hard play. They are not a threat and they know that. Past administrations have treated them like a threat that they aren’t. This is truly incredible. \n\n“Shape the world to suit us..”. That is some dangerous thinking my friend and I’d rather build the best society we can here while letting other countries handle their own shit. That type of thinking is how we lose all sense of culture and history. There are times when the US is needed in humanitarian crises, like with N. Korea, but other than that it’d be best if we stopped playing police and helped when it was only necessary. \n\nPolluting is terrible and I don’t want to open this global warming thing up for discussion. Until we find a better and more feasible alternate solution for power, this is the way it has to be. You kinda have to get over it. But change is fast in process and a lot of people think coal and oil dependency should be under 50% in less than 15 years. The oil industry is a monster and won’t go down without a fight. \n\nEverything after “Trump is a bafoon” is all speculation and opinion based. And honestly what you learn from watching CNN to distract you from how successful this administration is. They want you to hate him because they can’t control him. Approval ratings are bogus just like those pollsters in 2016, don’t you think? ;)\n\nI suggest you open your mind to alternative sources for news and form your own opinions on matters that you don’t fully understand. Keep your eyes and ears open and try not to let someone sway your thinking into a negative cycle. \n\nNice talking to you btw \n\n",
"..Myspace level bad?",
"I forgot tax reform. Check out the tax simulator on various newspapers websites and see how much you’ll save under the new plan! It’s a lot more beneficial to the middle class than you think! \n\nAlso, lower taxes for corporations are a good thing for everyone. As far as the rich, don’t you think everyone paying the same percentage in taxes is fair enough? Sounds pretty fair to me",
"Welcome to reddit discussing politics! ",
"Wouldn't the fault lay with the mods? They allow it. ",
"Is Trump spamming reddit with political crap in non political subreddits? No. It's deranged leftists. ",
"Try all of social media ",
"Fake news"
] | 46 | pics | Terrible twos |
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"Context, location ?\n\nLots of places are converting disused railways into cycle trails",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Trestle_Trail",
"Looks cool.\n\nThis one I did last weekend, [Otago Central Rail Trail](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otago_Central_Rail_Trail), 150 km long (about 96 mile), 3 tunnels, etc",
"Seriously I’ve never see clouds like that!",
"The metal braces look a little weird too. ",
"I bet there are lots of opponents ready to stare you in the eye and challenge you to a pokebattle"
] | 7 | pics | Former train bridge is now a bike trail |
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"Zoinks!",
"HahaI was about to say \"Not Scooby!!\" ",
"Ruh Roh!",
"The unmasking of scrappy doo"
] | 4 | pics | Its a dog eat dog world |
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"Oh shit we will have to hear about it tomorrow on Twitter. ",
"This looks real.. hopefully it’s not..?",
"This would be fucking hilarious. Would Kim Jung be allowed to Tweet? ",
"I really hope this is real",
"Sunlight on hand coming from left. In face, right.",
"Could you imagine a book like this on KJU?",
"Bruh...",
"I imagine Cheetoh Benito would be able to use his famous deal making abilities to keep Kim from getting his hands on a copy of this book.\n\nNah.... who are we kidding. He tried to kill the book and it ended up coming out early....",
"Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's a mirror.\n\nBut you're probably right. ",
"Brace yourself ",
"Now we know at least 2 books were sold.",
"This was posted literally 2 hours ago.",
"Printed copies are sold out literally everywhere, dingus",
"Maybe it's Maybelline?",
"Fake news!",
"Figure he'd be into propaganda.",
"Sure they're already working on a russian translation which will likely be a best seller over there. Putin and his cronies probably rolling on the floor laughing."
] | 17 | pics | kim jong un having a read |
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"Skinny legend",
"Looks like the Ring got it ",
"Yameroooooo!"
] | 3 | pics | Fox Yawn |
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"They just don't want you smoking cigarettes, that shit is just rude.",
"Yeah, basically anything asides from cigarettes are allowed. Now, don’t get me started on e-cigs.",
"Not me exactly: I was outside. So I didn’t care"
] | 3 | pics | A contradiction |
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/r/pics/comments/7ovwo7/reddit_meet_junior_i_feed_the_squirrels_who_live/ | [
"He looks just like you.",
"Just as a PSA - If you feed a population of squirrels regularly, it's best to do it intermittently and without a pattern so they don't become dependent. I don't worry about these guys because the tree is near a big tourist attraction. The tourists and their kids love the squirrels and are always feeding them all sorts of junk and they are accustomed to being fed. Human junk food is pretty bad for them, so I started feeding them real squirrel food (pecans, walnuts, hazelnuts).",
"I am happy that this made you happy. Where I live squirrels suck, and I hate them. How about you come pied piper my squirrels away. ",
"My heart."
] | 4 | pics | Reddit, meet Junior. I feed the squirrels who live in an old tree near me, I've known him since he was a baby and didn't even know what a nut was (I had to open them for him to eat). Today, he picked up a whole nut like a real grown-up squirrel and ate it all by himself. I couldn't be more proud. |
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"He drank from the toilet. ",
"He buries things in his yard.",
"Ruff housing got out of hand",
"He did a 'groom and run'."
] | 5 | pics | PetSmart address # makes sign look like a puppy-mugshot |
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"Aw, they are either shy or planning your demise :D",
"Let's hope it's the latter XD",
"pretty blue eyes"
] | 3 | pics | One of my favourite photos I've taken |
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"Rest in pizza and endless dog treats.",
"The rainbow bridge got a cute little friend today!!",
"sorry to hear that. I don't know what I'm gonna do the day it happens to me.",
"Luckily I did a funny photo shoot with her and I and have some ridiculous pictures of us. I will forever cherish them. Never thought it would happen so suddenly. ",
"So sorry for the loss of your sweet girl.",
"v good dog"
] | 6 | pics | My best friend since high school suddenly pass away this night at my parents house. She was 10 years old, full of life and snorted like a pig. This is the last pic I took of her on Christmas when she came to visit. |
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"That or the last guy using old spice made him so cool that he’s ice cold. I’ll be ready for your endorsement old spice.",
"Your pipes might be freezing. ",
"Actually just vapor rub from the freezer"
] | 3 | pics | It might be cold |
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/r/pics/comments/7ow2t4/diy_child_safety_lock_for_a_razor/ | [
"If I was 12 y/o and upset I'd step on and smash the case **then** slit my wrist in the tub. ",
"You think ur better than me??",
"Shoot, that cap ain't child proof",
"Love your username. ",
"Sweet MacGyver.",
"Thanks for the idea! I have the same razor and every time I reach into my bag I cut my knuckles ",
"You could get a cover: https://www.amazon.com/Origin-Supply-Co-WBlk-RC-Safety/dp/B00NAO2QJQ\n\nThat is a fancy one, but they make them just out of plastic for a couple bucks too.",
"Thanks! I need something like this for travel but I only remember when I am packing!",
"When I attempted suicide as a teenager I smashed one of those Gillette razor heads open til the razor came out. I'm just saying \"safety\" is kind of a misnomer here. ",
"This is perfect... for me\n\nx d",
"I am pretty sure \"child safety\" here is referring to toddlers, not teenagers.",
"Good bot",
"That’s one hell of a handle, looks more like it should be a lightsaber at the end of it ",
"Your username is like mine but better :(",
"Can you squeeze the top of the bottle enough to remove it from the lid?",
"I shave with one of these safety razors. I occasionally shave with a cut throat (straight) razor. I'd say that the moniker is applicable. ",
"No way, boo! McPorkums just rolls off the tongue. And you can't help but say it with an Irish accent. Well done!",
"Not totally related but it made me think of this story. My old cat once got a hold of a razor in the bath tub. He began to bat it around. My mom found him after s little while and apparently the bathtub looked like a murder scene.",
"Now kith",
"Brilliant!",
":(",
"*you're ",
"He was fine. It apparently didn't even bother him.",
"a cunt*",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"):",
"*Lightshaver",
"If you were 12 you could probably figure out how to open the bottle.",
"Good bot.",
"Listen here u little shit..,",
"That’s a safe way to safely stow a safety razor. ",
"!isbot <Subjunctive__Bot>",
"Shut the fuck up //edit: so no ones ever seen pink guy shut the fuck up ",
"We had a dog that broke into the house wagging her tail so hard it split. Naturally, she checked every room in the house for us, leaving waist high blood splatters across the entire house... It's a bit disturbing to come home to a bloodstained house",
"Couldn't you just put it in a cupboard or on a shelf that is more than three feet off the ground?",
"If I were 12 y/o and couldnt open that bottle I'd kill myself as well",
"Because kids dont climb.",
"If you were 12, you'd probably be able to figure out the 'lock'...",
"Though it looks ornate, it's pretty normal [for a safety razor](https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=MFlTWoK2I4uPjwT68oywCg&q=safety++razor&oq=safety++razor&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0j0i67k1l2j0j0i67k1j0j0i67k1j0l3.12126.13320.0.14889.7.7.0.0.0.0.238.1011.0j5j1.6.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..1.6.1001...0i7i30k1j0i13k1.0.oHJ-8qUV9zE) \n\nWe're all just so used to seeing injection-molded garbage plastic that an actual piece of knurled metal is fancy (Takes about five seconds to do on a metal lathe).",
"You'd still probably survive. It's really not a reliable method.",
"I have the same razor...",
"Good bot ",
"Or don't^leave^the^blade^in?",
"What I do is tell my child that if he ever touched my razor blade and cut himself, he will have to stitch it up himself. ",
"Do you like that razor? Cause that thing rips my face.",
"I cut my thumb on one of these recently rummaging around in a toiletry bag whilst looking for something else.",
"But these have removable blades....",
"The more sensible answer.",
"im 20 and should probably make this",
"But you can childproof cupboards with any number of products. I'd also argue if you are letting a child climb on high objects in a bathroom unattended then you have more issues than just a razor blade to content with.",
"Or, you know, you could watch your kid?",
"As a young child my mother always got me to open these childproof tops of medicine because she had difficulty doing it.",
"Not everyone is/wants to be a helicopter parent. This also comes off as \"I dont have a child, but if I did I would do *insert absurd high standards that only people that never had kids or just had first think they will do*\"\n",
"I really don't think making sure your kid doesn't climb high on something in the bathroom, fall and smash their head on a porcelain sink/toilet is really helicopter parenting, so much as its just parenting.",
"How is this even a problem to begin with? Why are you letting your kid climb on shit to get the razor in the first place?",
"Kid me would either:\n\nUse a pipe wrench to open the lid, using the handle of the razor as a lever\n\nFigure out that I could unscrew the handle of the razor, and just shake the box until the two parts (one is the blade) fall out\n\nBreak the box",
"That's already a safety razor!",
"/r/DiWHY ",
"Woah is there anyone out there that makes a safety razor handle that looks like a lightsaber hilt? I’d pay good money for one of those...",
"That's exactly what almost every safety razor handle looks like. Btw I have this same one and I find it 10x easier to get perfectly straight beard lines and it also shaves much cleaner. Also costs about 5$ a year in blades.",
"Oh no no no. I was in a 2 parent, 3 child household. Everyone was short. All three of us kids spent as much time on counters and chairs as we did on the floor (exaggeration, obviously, but still). From the simple belly-on-the-counter-to-reach-the-sink to full fledged wall-scaling. Heck, we had a narrow hall that one could put their feet against one side and back against the other and inch our way up... unless we got caught. \nIn a one bedroom apartment, it might've been possible to keep us off of furniture. In a 4 bedroom house, basement, two dens, a foyer, a lobby and a bathroom? Good luck. There simply aren't enough adult humans to keep the kids off of things. \nKids are largely rubber monkeys. Designed to climb. Designed to bounce when they fall. \n \nIt would have been impossible to keep us off of things. I'm sure there was an attempt. But by the time you got one of us down, the other is back up again, getting something out of a cupboard, or scaling a wall or getting a toothbrush or using the sink or... well, so on and so forth. \n \nSorry, kids climb shit. No matter how hard you try, unless you want to follow all of your kids all of the time and do nothing else, kids will climb. Hell, \"the floor is lava\" is based on the premise that kids climb shit. ",
"Well that would be easy considering it's a flexible blade that you can replace by twisting the bottom to open the top holding the blade.",
" Nice razor, grandpa...",
"> Takes about five seconds to do on a metal lathe\n\nbullshit!",
" It's awful. But Reddit loves to pretend it's better than a Gillette because it's a cheap razor. \n\nThey think they're getting something for nothing. ",
"It's all well and good until you turn your back on them for five minutes to fold their laundry and then you hear a *thump* \"WAAAAAH!\"",
"a butterfly",
"No. I get far better shaves with essentially no irritation, takes me less time than with a cartridge razor, and I don't even use fancy shaving soap, just regular shaving gel. And I have coarse facial hair, and an odd growth pattern on my right side. \n\nMy buddy got one too, and it tears his face up. Another friend of mine uses one and has no problem with it, like me.\n\nI think it really just depends on one's face/skin, and hair growth pattern, and perhaps dexterity.",
"But it's a safety razor!",
"If you search it up there are a ton of results. ",
"Hate to be that guy, but I have had to resort to putting all medications in a box on my upper coat closet shelf because my 3 year old is now able to open them. I caught him red handed. \n\nThat gadget will probably be plenty effective, but if baby has a genuine fascination with it and gets the opportunity to fiddle with it, baby will figure it out. They are crafty little buggers sometimes. ",
"Your training is complete...",
"But now the kid has all the pills!",
"I'm sorry, but if you have to climb a sink to get into the medicine cabinet to get TO the razor, the kid can most likely already open the child safety cap...",
"Never understood how people use the short handle razors. I've always used the long handle ones. Well - one, since they last forever.",
"Or just don’t have kids... people these days.. smh",
"Why even take the blade off? Just put the razor where it can't be reached by the childe :-/\n\nBut the whole child safety bottle is so overkill.",
"Yeah or put it away somewhere. ",
"Yeah, it's a standard clone of a \"Gillette Super Speed\" twist-to-open, like the Weishi, or Van Der Hagen. Very common, but a very good, very mild, cheap razor, from what I've seen so far.\n\nI just got into DE wet shaving, and I'm still in full bore nerd-out mode. Sorry.",
"Children have those stretchy accordion arms. Can't keep anything out of their reach.",
"Upside down would actually be the same",
"one slip up and you're fucked ",
"I like to get a few uses out of the blade. I take it out at the first sign of rust.",
"The thing is, I'd be perfectly happy with buying a nice standard Gilette Super Speed. The only thing they want to actually sell is the thirty dollar cartridge packages, though. It's almost like they know that once they sell you the handle that holds the worldwide standard easy-to-use cheap razor blades, they won't be able to sell you proprietary bullshit cartridge razors anymore.",
"Every monitoring activity is fine and dandy until you stop monitoring the thing you're supposed to be monitoring. It's a pretty basic concept when it comes to kids that you don't get to just wander off and do other tasks.",
"When you travel you remove the blade, it will get dull anyways",
"wait.... people use the same blade multiple times? \n\nam I the only person in the world with blades made of mystery metal or do people just want to save that .000001c each time they shave",
"/r/shave_bazaar\n\nShould be able to find one there pretty easily. ",
"I started using one in college. I had to shave daily due to being in the military, and decided to try a DE safety razor. \n\nBlades are 10 cents each and can last about 3 shaves each. A box of 100 blades can last over a year for $10. My first razor was like 6 bucks on Amazon and was great quality. I really lucked out on that purchase.\n\nIf it works, it works. I won't pretend it's the best way to shave for everyone though. I know dudes who get horrible razor bumps, so obviously this method would not be recommended. I personally just go easy on fresh blades and put aftershave lotion on to maintain my baby skin. My wife likes it, so I'm set.",
"Different strokes for different folks. Have you ever tried a safety razor, or are you just assuming it's awful? ",
"Some blades are better after the first shave, imo. I use Feathers 3 times before replacing. ",
"My childhood friend once got hold of his dads razor, \"Hey Le Merde I'm shaving look\" up, down, up, down the cheeks, sideways across the top lip.......... Screams and frantic panicking with toilet paper trying to clean up the mess.",
"I cut the absolute shit out of my thumb one time because I left my safety razor laying flat on the sink near my soap dispenser.\n\nWent to get soap and accidentally pushed the edge of my thumb down into the exposed blade and fileted it like a fish.\n\nIt hurt and now I'm more careful with where I store my razor. The end.",
"I've been using one for 5 years now and I'll never go back to cartridge razors. It has a bit of a learning curve yes, I used to cut up my face on it, but with some practice I no longer have that problem. I used to get pimples all the time using a cartridge razor, now I never get them. On top of that blades are dirt cheap, I got a 100 pack for like $12 bucks.",
"He called it a safety lock, not a safety razor (which it is) ",
"It's the face that needs to get used to the blade. When your face is used to spring-loaded pillow-encased self-lubricating bullshit blades, an actual razor is gonna make you its bitch because that is what you are. When you're actually shaving instead of going to your spa day for depilation treatment, your skin will adjust (less than a week, I promise) and you'll get a proper shave with ease. These things are fantastic at doing their job; it's not like people just didn't have a better option, this *is* the better option for the shave function. Multi-blade bullshit are just there to sell you expensively shaped plastic holders for the blades, which are smaller and easier to dull as well as harder to angle correctly. If you're paying more than a few cents per blade you're getting ripped off, plain and simple.",
"For what it's worth, I think your comment is funny",
"I use a short handled Merkur. I pretty much just hold it by the tapered bit just below the head so the handle is irrelevant for the most part. I got the shorter handled because it's the suggestion I received when I bought it; people said with a longer handle it can be a lot easier to get the wrong angle and cut yourself.\n\nLike you said they last forever so I've never bought another one to test the longer handle now that I know what I'm doing. Mine's around 8 years old and when it's clean it still looks like new.",
"I think you're thinking of sloths. ",
"Put razor wire on the edges of counters to deter climbing. Problem solved!",
"That’s a breeding ground for bacteria. Have fun with your infections. Don’t shave your balls with that.... of anything for that matter. ",
"The safety feature of those razors only works on vertical motions (along the axis of the handle). If you move it sideways or use to much pressure, you'll cut your face with the exposed blade. In the same way their effectiveness is determined by the angle of the razor and not through pressure (but people tend to add more pressure to get a better shave).\n\nThey're not bad, but you have to learn how to use them, you can't use them like you would any modern cartridge razor, because you'll probably cut yourself or get bad results (due to the angle).",
"Actually - I've been looking for a good way to store my razor inside my travel kit... this might be the answer.",
"Not with the razor you wont.",
" Always keep my razors and Oxys together ",
"That is an easily breakable P.O.S ",
"Yep I take mine out and toss them in the trash which my kids have never ever dug through for some daft reason.",
"Patented by Apple.",
"I have a Merkur too! Also enough Shark Super Chrome blades to last about 20 more years.",
"Go go gadget arm!",
"I'm just a pleb buying my Astra Super Stainless a year at a time I guess. That $10/year is killer on the budget. haha.",
" I thought it was a little DIY hammer ",
"Twisted Vaper! ",
"Can someone explain why it's grammatically correct to say \"I was 12\" or \"when I was 12\" but not \"If I was 12\"? Usually I'm the grammar asshole but I don't understand this one.",
"I have a 56 Super Speed. An older gentleman who lived in the apartment below me gave it to me one day out of the blue. I love it and totally recommend one. The heft is perfect for me.\n\nOn a side note. There's a shave set at my local Walmart that comes with a surprisingly decent brush and fairly nice razor for something like $30 CAD ",
"I like the Astra platinum blades, they feel a bit nicer than the stainless ones, though I can't remember how much they cost, my box of 100 has lasted over two years",
"Ye sloths and children ",
"Just like guns. Don’t keep the firearm and ammunition in the same place.",
"I've tried that single blade razor. Absolute horse-shit.",
"THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME\n\nDON'T FORGET ME",
"You wouldn't need a safety lock if you kept your blades in the razor at all times. ",
"I had a dog with her ear slit open. She was constantly flapping it around because it was annoying. The blood was everywhere.",
"because putting it out of the way was too hard?",
"I just grab a cheap chinese one from the local import stores. I mean, I'd pay slightly more for the same product with slightly higher production value, but Gilette won't sell that product to me.",
"I used to get terrible razor burn, so I bought an old 1960s safety razor that matched my grandfather's. Since then, I converted all of my guy friends and none of them have looked back. So cheap too.",
"Yes, but each blade lasts for a while. Where are you going to store it between shaves?\n\nI'm also stealing this idea for traveling. ",
"But don’t even start with sloth children",
"My brother once shaved off a portion of his knuckle with a razor like this, of only my Dad thought of this!",
"Pretty neat idea for a diy blade cover, but why is this on r/pics? ",
"I stuck blades on an amazon christmas list a few years back. Don't think I'll ever have to buy blades again.",
"Smash the bottle and cut your wrist with the plastic shards.",
"That was the day you became a man.\n\nI hope you're a woman, because now I'm imaging you as a young girl, opening the bottle, and a bushy beard sprouting from your face. ",
"If a child is old enough to reach a razor, it is old enough to know to be careful with it.",
"when i was 3 or 4 years old, i always watched my dad shave his beard every couple days. one time when we were home alone with the babysitter i snuck into the bathroom and starting running the shaver across my chin thinking i was being such a grown up. our babysitter opened to door to me standing on a stool with a bloody chin and razor in my hand. that was definitely not her best day with us. also, i'm a girl. ",
"Or don’t have kids in your house",
"Yeah, I have a Gillette but my go-to is actually a cheapo Chinese razor from Amazon. ",
"Ugh, it's like we all have these stories! :( One of my girls broke out of the basement with her bare hands and cut herself in the process, blood and traceable DNA going everywhere right when I was in the middle of a dinner party for the homeowners' association board members! Poor thing had to get stitched up and a stern talking to about what's safe and what's not. ",
"/r/shubreddit",
"Well... put the pot into another, bigger pot",
"Yup, if they're old enough to walk, they're old enough to climb shit.",
"I mean is it really that big a deal if your kid gets a hold of your razor? Worst case scenario the kid gets a little cut and a valuable lesson. He's not going to go around slicing jugulars.",
"Feather brand Master race here. I bought the cheapest razor I could find on eBay which was a Gillette twice as old as me. Bought drug store blades and almost threw it away. Bought Feather blades and haven't bought a cartridge blade in 10 years. \n\nEnded up buying a new handle which I dropped and it broke. Dropped the original handle like a dozen times with no issues. ",
"I hate it when.... Guests try to leave the basement. Your first mistake was having basement windows.",
"You're thinking of Namekians",
"r/wicked_edge",
"The bonus to using safety razors is the blades are dirt fucking cheap. Buy a blade disposal box or make one, they're pretty simple. And just use a new one every shave. I don't see why you'd reuse them unless you're really cheap.",
"Yeah, I’ve been using a short [Merkur Progress](https://ibb.co/eH3bz6), I just rest the bottom on my ring finger and barely support it with thumb and finger to let the weight of the handle do the work. I also picked up a 100-pack of Feather blades around 2014 for $25, I’m a little more than half way through them today. ",
"But why? They're cheap as fuck.",
"...sure, as long as the blade stays in the handle. \n\ngiven the sheer nastiness of the cuts I've given myself.. keep the kids away.",
"now why they fuck would you secure something without a blade in it?\n\n",
"yes because razors are never used with soap and hot fucking water",
"Clearly a rig to smoke weed out of.",
"As a former teacher of 2 year olds, no... this is not baby genius, toddlers are easy to control and teach if you try and care. Watching them and laughing and recording mischief is where they get the idea that what they are doing is good. Im not sure why parents think that giving birth makes them smarter than leading childcare experts, but stop. It is not hard at all to keep kids out of things.",
"If you were 12 you'd probably do all of that, then go to a medicine cabinet and eat a mysterious red pill you found covered in a cloth wrapper",
"I've learned so much since becoming a new owner. But the girls haven't suffered much during my learning curve, thankfully! ",
"And then put in a plastic container still WET? Nothing a little soap and water can’t kill right? Unless he/she cleans and dries it properly, the inevitable will happen. The container will trap in bacteria and water, then start growing in leap and bounds in confined humid container. Especially if it’s kept on sink side & not stored in the bathroom cabinet. ",
"How young were you when your mother was a young child?",
"wait - in that configuration can't they just squeeze the medicine bottle and the lid pops off?\n",
"Platinum and Stainless are pretty much the same cost wise. I just found I had more itchy razor burny feeling with the platinum than the stainless. Similar with the Feather blades that everyone loves but me; worked well on my face but I also shave my head and it left my head feeling super itchy.",
"I just keep and store it in the little paper sleeve they came with, which goes back on top of the other razors.",
"Whether you get a nice easy shave or a \"ripped face\" depends entirely on what blade you actually put in it, from my experience. The device itself is just a handle and a blade holder, after all! We've got no idea what he's actually using for a razor from this picture.\n\n(also you might have been using it wrong?)",
"i tried the Feathers and... fucking hell those things are too sharp. I can imagine by the third shave it functions roughly like a normal razor...",
"I think you're thinking of Freddy Krueger.",
"Medicine bottles have child safety lids.",
"That is laughably naive",
"Agreed. I buy a pack of razors 100 at a time on Amazon; to me, even though they could go multiple shaves, a double-edge is a 1-time use and discard thing.. Wrap it back up in the wax paper and dispose of it safely after each use and this isn't an issue. ",
"If they're still fine after a couple of uses, why not? Sure they're cheap but why put the essentially unnecessary load on production and renovation? It may mean four fifths of fuckall in the grand scheme of things but I like to think about the environment with my attitude to consumption.",
"One blade????",
"Or just squeeze the bottle a little and the cap will fall off...",
"Safety razor is the only thing I'll ever use. Those 3+ blade things get clogged instantly and are dull as fuck. ",
"I got a 100 pack about 3+ years ago and I've barely finished it. They're so cheap, I don't bother keeping a blade in more than once or twice. ",
"That's the point. You aren't supposed to leave your blades in the razor, that's unsanitary.",
"Why spend money when you don't need to? A decent blade will last at least a week. I think mine used to last two weeks (had a beard for a few years and can't be certain). Some types are terrible after a single use, but Feather blades were low cost and long lasting. ",
"Some stupid people want to kill them selves because it's hard being stupid I tried it, no where near as easy as being smart.",
"Can confirm. My nephew is 1 years old and I'm like \"pfft, he can't reach THAT, no way\"\n\n\nTwo minutes later, he stands on his tiptoes and streeeeeetches his arms and reaches it. GODDAMN IT HOW DID YOU DO THAT",
"Oh man...this brings back a horrible memory. I was little..maybe 4-5yo, and was with my dad while he was getting a haircut. I was understandably bored and poking around the barber shop. On top of the TV set (on a low cart) was a safety razor blade, loose. I picked it up and held it in my fingers and watched at the blade sunk into my thumb and index finger. Deep. It was almost painless. I turned around and showed my dad and the entire barbershop sprung into action. I don't remember what happened after that...really don't think I got stitches, because I would have remembered that. But I do know I never touched a razor blade like that again!",
"Yes,but if you squeeze that bottle with the slot cut into it you can compress the circumference of the top of the bottle to smaller than the releases in the child safety cap. The very slot the razor goes into makes the collar of the bottle flimsy and flexible. Try it - if you cut a slot down the side of a can, a medicine bottle, etc. you remove all the rigidity. The slot totally mitigates the child safety lid.\n",
"Slip them into the slot at the back of the little plastic box they usually come in. It's designed to keep your old blades safe. ",
"OK, I hadn't considered that it might be a slot cut to the top of the bottle. I think it's much more likely that it's just a hole and the top of the bottle is still there hidden under the cap.",
"Or keep your cats (who rub against everything) safe system. I like. ",
"Or just don't sniff glue when you're pregnant and you won't have a child to whom a safety razor poses a threat. ",
"You don't have children, do you.",
"You can never be safe enough",
"To r/DIWhy we go!",
"Now my morphine are all over the floor. ",
"Buying more means doing stuff. I'd like the ones I have to last longer in order for me to have to do less stuff.",
"Better child proof not having any!!",
"They're like $20 for 100. The sharper blades don't maintain the edge. Hence why you replace them. A fresh blade means less strokes and a closer shave, means more time to do other things. \n\nIf you're really getting worked up a few cent blade I'd suggest just growing a beard and not buying any at all.",
"I did buy a pack of 100 blades. But I only have like 25 left. Ordering more quality blades will mean paying probably international postage as well as the blades.",
"One is past tense and the other is conditional",
"Wasn't sure either, but if it's not a complete slot then you'd have to unscrew the handle from the blade for insertion, removal, and the hole cut in the side would allow the head/blade to come out if you unscrewed the handle. In general I think this medicine bottle thing is just a really crappy idea, it would be better to just put it up on a high shelf or something\n",
"OK, I see now. You're completely right. It depends how rigid the plastic is, but I can imagine that the safety cap simply won't work with the slot cut to the top.\n\nHow about if the part of the slot hidden under the cap is very thin? That would prevent compressing the bottle to reduce it's circumference, but the razor could still be pulled out without unscrewing the handle as the gap could open up when the cap is off.",
"It would be quicker to just take out the blade or put it into a locking box or something - I think this medicine bottle thing is just clickbait, I don't think the real-world application holds up. The medicine bottle would have to be thick like pvc pipe in order to be rigid enough, but if you spend the time to reinforce the bottle with a ring of PVC, you could've just ordered a small box and combo lock from Amazon. The concept is ok, but the execution just doesn't hold up.\n\n",
"Maybe a 3-4\" piece of threaded pvc pipe and a pair of caps, after firmly tightening the caps drill a hole through and put a padlock? Still a lot of effort.\n",
"Great Idea",
"As a safety lock I would give this maybe three out if five stars. But as a means of protecting my razor while traveling I would give it five out of five. ",
"You take the blade out every time you shave? But why?",
"I had the same thing as a childhood. I know I'm old now because I have a hard time opening the produce bags at grocery stores now.",
"All you have to do is lick your fingertip and then pinch the bag and roll. It's a gamechanger.",
"I honestly don't want to lick my fingers while I've been touching things out in public. I usually just hold the bag close to my mouth and blow, it'll usually separate.\n\nReally though I use this more for doggy poo bags as I have to work with those more often then produce bags.",
"Good point 17 people have been hospitalised just this week for licking their finger",
"\"If I was 12\" is a grammatically correct way to introduce a hypothetical scenario, it's no different than using \"if I was ____\" with other conditions such as, \"If I was rich, I'd buy a private island.\"\n\nThe difference is that the \"if\" makes it an imaginary scenario, or sometimes a statement about a condition that hasn't been met yet (\"if I was old enough, I'd buy my own alcohol\"), while \"I was 12\" or \"when I was 12\" imply statements of fact about the past.",
"I'm not saying it's statistically meaningful. I just don't like touching unwashed produce, shopping cart handles and god knows what else and then touching my tongue to all that.",
"here, take my money",
"That was my first thought. By cutting the top of the bottle, it's possible that merely squeezing the bottle would make the lid fall off.\n\nI think removing the and storing the blade itself in the bottle would be a good idea.",
"I have a better solution: Don't have children.",
"\"I can't get the cap off!\"",
"Even if it was, the cut at the top would make it easier to open anyway.",
"Eh. The immune system is like a muscle. Gotta keep working it out, right?",
"Thought this was a homemade pipe, oops",
"Mine is mounted on the wall. ",
"Why ? its not a childproof top",
"Need a safety lock for a safety razor. ",
"From my 5 year old, \n\n\"Daddy, I can't get the lid off.. oh wait, there's a little lever.\"",
"Misplaced prepositional phrase jokes are great!",
"A++ for safety razor. ",
"I started with Feathers, so anything else feels too dull. I'll use an Astra from time to time (like now, when I'm out of Feathers and keep forgetting to order more). Second shave Feathers are the best. ",
"My parents kept their razors in the shower since at least as early as preschool. Can't say I ever felt the urge to harm myself. I learned early not to touch things I shouldn't with a little trick I like to call hot pot, ought not.",
"3 times is the magic number I get with feathers. Amounts to a whopping $.10 a shave which only happens every second day so $1.50 a month. ",
"Yeah if you're able to unscrew the top, you may as well put the whole thing in the medicine bottle with no holes or cuts.",
"I totally agree! Young kids are a lot more intelligent than most parents give them credit for. I trust my 4 year old enough to not destroy the house or kill herself so I can go take a 30 minute nap (have since she was 3). If you teach the WHY (cause/effect) kids will grasp the general concepts of their actions. Praise good decision making and talking the through the bad is all it takes to have a happy, intelligent, well adjusted child 90% of the time. It's work, but nothing unreasonable. ",
"Underrated comment",
"The implication being that you had to touch something you weren't supposed to touch before you learned not to. Same as every human being alive. Children explore things. If they didn't, then I would suspect a mental handicap. A razor blade should not be in a child's zone of exploration.",
"Depends what kind of blades you’re using.",
"I don't always come up with the best one liners, but when I do they are... cutting edge.",
"Someone likes Rick Harrison",
"A \"decent\" blade is a very deceptive term. At the end of the day most people chose their shaving blade by their comfort and quality of shave. This varies widely because we all have different skin types and beard hair. Some people can use cheap as shit derby blades because they have the skin and hair for it, but then others need feathers because they have thick beards. Point being that there is no such thing as a \"decent\" blade.",
"Or just keep your razor blades out of reach of your kids....its not difficult.",
"Omg\nG that's brilliant. I am doing this tonight",
"Especially not once you compromise it by cutting a hole in the threads",
"Hmmm... Never thought of mounting a kid to the wall. At lease they would stay out of trouble.",
"Genuine question, how is the shave with using a razor like this compared to the bloody expensive Gillette blades?",
"A tiny little slice in the drywall beneath a switch plate gives a lifetime of disposal between the studs...",
"The unstated deal here is that if you get more than one shave from a blade, it's for travel to the girl's house.",
"Yep pretty much.\n\nYou could just make the razor too heavy for a child to lift, too. I don't really get the point of this DIY.\n",
"As a kid that tried shaving at 3 years old, and wound up with a razor hanging off of his face, please do this. ",
"It's a real life saver. They can't reach anything from there. ",
"I found I get a lot less irritation than with cartridge razors.",
"Similar story, our big yellow lab got too close to our lawnmower and it sucked in his tail, cutting off his last vertebrae and a half. He didn't feel much pain, and my dad was trying to corral him into a kennel to take him to the vet. He thought it was a game of Hard to Catch, and he ran all over the yard, splattering blood on the house, playground, and my dad. Once he was in the kennel and loaded up, his tail kept splattering blood inside the vehicle",
"An emo goth will still find a way of getting to it. ",
"Dude, people are hospitalised for the flu all the time. Licking your fingers may not be the riskiest behaviour, but you are certainly upping the risk factor for a bunch of communicable diseases for yourself and other people. Also, it's kind of gross. ",
"Also looks like a super fun toy to play with until the orange top part breaks off. ",
"Ridiculous germphobia. Unless you wash your hands literally hundreds of times per day people touch the mouths with their hands all the time, wiping their face, eating any kind of finger food like fruit, crisps, chocolates, biscuits, pretty much any snack food.\n\nWe have an immune system for a reason, it's inconsequential if it's 100 times or 101. The world has gone *utterly mad*. ",
"Hearing the waaaah is good, its when you hear a thump then silence thats bad ",
"You dumb fuck",
"That's not a click lock bottle. It's a standard medicine bottle and a child can still open it. ",
"I have that EXACT same razor. ",
"Linguists can love ambiguity more than most people.",
"Am I out of the loop on something about sloths and children? ",
"That is correct.",
"You should watch that new Black Mirror episode called Archangel. Deals with some of these themes. Good shit. ",
"I did this for traveling once, that was there results I had. Didn't need to squeeze very much, just rolling around in my bag was enough to make it fall off.",
"Do you mean subjective rather than deceptive? There is definitely such a thing as a decent blade, perhaps even a perfect blade, but as you say, what meets that description will be different for different people. ",
"Just throw the blade away, they're like 30 cents apiece.",
"About X years too late... I have a scar on my chin from trying to shave with a similar razor when I was 3. Locked myself in the bathroom so I wouldn't be interrupted. I remember crying uncontrollably and mom and sister panicking because they couldn't get to me, but after that the memory is fuzzy..\n",
"Or dispose of the blade",
"The blades are shit after one use anyway. ",
"You gotta grind all the little things so it's ready for the boss battles",
"Is that a 50’s Gillette fat boy?",
"This is pathetic, children who would be able to reach that should be smart enough to not cut themselves, and children who cant reach it... cant reach it. No wonder the world is full of aduilt children, their parents never let them develop common sense and responsibility as kids.",
"That is fantastic troubleshooting! Good job!\n(You might consider a patent. You never know...)",
"My father used single and double edged razors and had 5 kids running around. Never had a problem. Why does one now need all these safety devises? Are kids stupider these days?",
"The problem is that you’re right",
"Came here to say this. She knew that I knew enough not to take the medicine inside without her sayso.",
"You came to this three month post to say this? :)\n\nI think I heard enough horror stories as a kid to understand the dangers. Also I hated taking any kind of medicine. If you want your kids to never eat medicine just tell them to chew a paracetamol (acetominaphen). They will never try to put anything random in their mouth ever again.",
"Hey as long as it isn't archived, I don't care.\n\nSame here for hearing horror stories. I didn't hate medicine, it just wasn't milk and cookies, so why eat it?"
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/r/pics/comments/7ow3i5/how_my_husband_wrapped_my_gifts_this_year/ | [
"Electrical tape is expensive, he must really love you. ",
"Look at the time spent on the \"B\"!",
"Now just wait for the dad joke to come of you attempting to open and him being “no not you. Just kidding!”",
"I was about to say that's either gaffers tape or electric tape. Either way, very pricey!",
"He works in theater production so he always has a few rolls in his pockets :)"
] | 5 | pics | How my husband wrapped my gifts this year. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ow3rf/does_anyone_know_who_this_is_i_saw_her_on_the/ | [
"Famous seat filler",
"Sammy’s sister from BMS? ",
"I think it’s Frankie Shaw from SMILF.",
"Maggie grace was my first thought. ",
"BMS Sammy sister",
"But yeah it’s frankie shaw. ",
"Frankie Shaw... Showtimes SMILF. Writer/director/creator/actress and badass female.",
"/u/_trangy, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/_trangy&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ow3rf/does_anyone_know_who_this_is_i_saw_her_on_the/?context=10\\))",
"Thank you thank you. "
] | 9 | pics | Does anyone know who this is?? I saw her on the golden globes but I cannot put a name to the face! |
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/r/pics/comments/7ow47o/a_great_sign_seen_in_a_public_bathroom/ | [
"https://imgur.com/gallery/KtqdC this is one I saw in Iceland!",
"Nature provides bears... should we flush bears?",
"Question: is the after-effect of a Taco Bell meal consider “what nature provides?” Because it can be pretty unnatural."
] | 3 | pics | A great sign seen in a public bathroom. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ow6fc/license_plate_also_doesnt_check_out/ | [
"Maybe he gave last time, and is pissed because the panhandler didn't give it back.",
"I wouldn't give to pan handlers either. I've seen areas where they are just looking for a fix. ",
"What a dirt bag. With a vanity plate like that, you'd expect at least a CD of Overture No. 2 in B minor.",
"He means Bank of America",
"What the hell happened to your dashboard?",
"Blood Alcohol Content",
"There are plenty of people out there who are just looking for a fix, but there are also people who are hurting and can't see how to get out of the slump they're in. I don't give to panhandlers because my dollar goes a lot farther in the hands of good local charities.",
"Selfishness infuriates me. \nBut luckily I was in my friend’s car. ",
"HAHA!\nIn France, BAC means \"baccalauréat\" which means a graduate certificate........\nIt can also be \"B.A.C\"... (Brigade Anti Criminalité) which is something beetween S.W.A.T and D.E.A...........",
"Probably gives thoughts and prayers.",
"maybe because that \"homeless person\" is always there and was given money before? I don't give to offramp panhandlers, ESPECIALLY if they are regulars. You can stand around and make money during rush hour, you can get a fucking job."
] | 11 | pics | License plate also doesn’t check out |
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/r/pics/comments/7ow6oh/just_my_sister_trying_to_take_an_interesting/ | [
"Looks like Nicholas Cage is in the back ground there hahaha",
"I see he took a break from making movies to go to the museum",
"She didn't even see him till after the picture. But its gotta be him. ",
"He's just taking roles in selfies now.",
"Ah! He finally decided to stop going after the big paychecks",
"Put the bunny... back in the box",
"He's probably there to steal something ",
"She has the phone covering her face..."
] | 8 | pics | Just my sister trying to take an interesting selfie |
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/r/pics/comments/7ow78g/sad_rams_fan_contemplating_life/ | [
"At least he's drowning his sorrows in In-n-Out, and not in a bar! lol",
"Every Packer fan when Rodgers went down, including myself :(",
"...and a Dodger hat on, no less."
] | 3 | pics | Sad Rams fan contemplating life |
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/r/pics/comments/7ow8av/an_edited_picture_of_a_fire_i_made_in_the_woods/ | [
"Photoshop the fire in?",
"No, it’s actually there. I can send you the picture pre-editing if you want. ",
" Nah, I was teasing. "
] | 3 | pics | An edited picture of a fire I made in the woods while camping by a lake. |
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/r/pics/comments/7owac1/dew_drops_on_a_sun_roof/ | [
"Looks a bit like cells!",
"Thank you for my new background ",
"Haha it's been my background since I took the picture",
"/r/trypophobia",
"This looks just like a watercolor if you zoom in. I think I might paint it. "
] | 5 | pics | Dew drops on a sun roof |
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/r/pics/comments/7owba4/the_worst_pic_of_benedict_cumberbatch/ | [
"If that's the worst pic of Benderdic Cumberbund, he is a very oddly handsome man. ",
"Still better than my best picture.",
"I’d still hit it like the angry fist of god. "
] | 3 | pics | The worst pic of Benedict Cumberbatch. |
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/r/pics/comments/7owbnm/just_wanted_to_say_that_reddit_has_been_so/ | [
"Hey, mind if I suggest this to a friend as a tattoo idea? She would love this!",
"I like it. Looks like something I’d see in a cool fantasy anime!",
"You deserve it, this drawing is genuinely beautiful!",
"You jelly?",
"Sure thing. Lemme know if she ends up getting it! ",
"Thanks buddeh! ",
"Anime you say? I like anime. Did we just become best friends? ",
"I prefer jam personally. ",
"Well you drew a really nice jelly.",
"I love you too .. er I mean thanks :)"
] | 11 | pics | Just wanted to say that Reddit has been so supportive in my art endeavors. Thanks guys! |
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/r/pics/comments/7owcjh/apple_stripspeach_yogurt/ | [
"Huh, eggs and fries\n\n\n*Scrolls past*\n\n\nWait, fries?\n\n\n*Scrolls up*\n\n\nOh it's apples\n\n\n*Scrolls down*\n\n\nWait where are the peaches?\n\n\n*Scrolls up*\n\n\n\nHOLY SHIT",
"I knew something was a little strange about the yolk but I completely missed the fries being apples. ",
"r/misleadingthumbnails",
"Next you're gonna tell me that's not really a plate or a thumb... And they wonder why I'm so jaded.",
"OP played us like a damn fiddle",
"Too healthy, needs more Frank's.",
"Disconcerting!! ",
"How can plates be real if our fries aren't real?... And they wonder why I'm so Jaden.",
"This would be a really weird meal anyway ",
"My thought process to a tee",
"Nah that peach looks like it came from a can. A heap of sugar in there. ",
"I thought the picture looked a bit fishy, but I guess it was just a little fruity instead.",
"Wut",
"why",
"\n>Nah that peach looks like it came from a can.\n\nIt was put there by a man",
"At that point, you might as well eat the real thing since your life must be boring ass hell.",
"This picture is older than myspace.",
"And way more sugar then the real thing",
"A food that looks like another food? Well that's some 2018 front page material, right there.",
"An uneggspected surpfries",
"Ah yes, a plate of lies",
"What the fuck, are you Steve Jobs?",
"Didn't read the title. Was about to say that those chips look underdone!",
"This is why I have trust issues. ",
"Dumbass kids won’t know what hit em",
"If there was no coffee with this it would be a declaration of war",
"Delete this",
"In a factory downtown, perhaps?",
"How is peach and yogurt? I like diced peaches and cottage cheese, but I've never put a whole peach half on yogurt to try it.",
"This is something my mom would have done to me. ",
"Its not even real, just printed on a circular paper and held by OPs penis",
"Nice to meet you I_post_stuff, I_edit_videos!",
"[hhmrrrrrrrr...](https://media2.giphy.com/media/wVcNP3TnXbl84/giphy.gif) ",
"Hey now, that could be a home-made syrup-soaked peach. No need to jump to conclusions!\n",
"I'm just so glad that's not a real egg. I think I would throw up forever if I had to eat eggs that looked like that",
"I love apples and yogurt and like peaches.\n\nThe first thing that came into my mind when I saw the title was grave disappointment.",
"How... disappointing.",
"I love me some MGS reference. The less I expect it the more I love it.",
"Don't understand the hate. I think it's cool.\n\nEven though for me the yogurt never touches the fruit... Ever.",
"Ever notice, no one ever tries to make eggs look like fruit? Or make meat taste more like vegetables?",
"...comment.",
"Oddly infuriating. ",
"?",
"You can trust me bby",
"You seriously can't fathom how a peach and yogurt taste together? C'mon guy.",
"Back off Satan",
"Now kith",
"jokes on you we're already butt fucking ",
"I don't understand *your* hate. I dream of a day when yogurt and fruit can hold hands in harmony! Get your anti-interfood coupling propaganda outta here!",
"That has so much sugar in it, that an egg with chips might be healthier.",
"This is EXACTLY what I did.",
"Hahaha it's a very specific segregation. There are plenty of foods I like to mix with.",
"Dat you Heston?",
"In the UK egg and chips is really common!",
"ew",
"That looks yummy",
"Word for word...i thought of this comment word for word when i saw this pic. ",
"Kinda what backyard chicken eggs look like ",
"I’m calling the police",
"Meatloaf is trying to be carrot cake",
"Several double-takes were done.",
"Don't fool my stomach like this please.",
"My brother works for Steam. Enjoy being banned, assholes. ",
"You don’t like runny egg yolks? ",
"I am impressed. And angry.",
"But... who eats french fries with a fried egg?",
"And that is what it looks like.",
"Damn you got me good",
"You dine on a plate of lies!",
"It needs to have some raspberry compote for ketchup on those fries.",
"**( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)**",
"This just triggered my inner Ron Swanson.",
"Do this to me and I'll fukin kill you",
"gross",
"But eggs aren't junk food...",
"Who eats a sunny side egg with fries? ",
"Veganism ",
"That was around way before MGS",
"The Moon begins to fade \nAs the Sun begins to rise \nYou awake and squint your eyes \nA vision of eggs and fries \n \n \nA tasty treat for which you prayed \nYou look closely and what a surprise \nThere's only one thing you can surmise \nYou have only peach, apple and lies \n",
"Can't stand yogurt... but the rest I'll take. Nice.",
"Eggs crumble, and I take it that you aren't familiar with these things called \"herbs\". You should try them, rosemary will blow your mind.",
"The cholesterol is gonna be *clicks picture* surprisingly low",
"I'm allergic to literally all of those things.",
"Thank goodness because when I saw that picture I thought man somethings wrong with that egg",
"A plate of sugar. ",
"Sugar sugar and sugar. Looks like what I people are constantly trying to feed their kids (and mine) as health food. ",
"yup that's brekkie",
"You're doing either meatloaf or carrot cake wrong. Perhaps both.",
"Reeeeeee"
] | 91 | pics | Apple Strips,Peach & Yogurt |
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/r/pics/comments/7owe1q/pocket_dump_after_a_long_day_of_finishing_up_some/ | [
"Wow, this is amazing. You are a truly skillful artist. ",
"Thank you",
"Awesome work. How long do these take to make?",
"My god you are talented. Why are you not doing custom 1911’s",
"They can range between 3-5 hrs (skull) and 20+ hrs (ol fishy). It depends on the engraving. i spent a long time on the fish because it was something I have not done yet. Wanted to try something new. And it took time. Thank you btw",
"I have no idea what I would want engraved but you skills make me want something. You have a site or take requests?",
"Thank you. Only have about 6 months under my belt. Not really ready to take that on just yet.",
"But your work is really detailed. It looks incredible. Good job",
"I do have a page on facebook. And I do take commisions. ",
"Thanks. Still learning every day. Wont say if some was willing to pay to have it done. And signed a contract saying i could not be held liable for ruining there 1911. I might consider it at this time. Lol ",
"I hear you but at the same time you could start just doing grips or something. ",
"Thanks for the reply. They look great.",
"True. Ive been trying to find blank copper and brass grips but have had no luck. ",
"Shitty. Well I wish you luck. Looks like you do one hell of a job ",
"Is that knife the only thing you used, or do you have other tools?",
"Ha. No I have other tools.. Mostly use push gravers.",
"What is the FB page and how do I commission one",
"Keeping the pouch dream alive. How much you want for the skull ? Seriously. ",
"I have that kershaw, it does the job but it’s not one of their better knives.",
"It was a cheap buy at a sporting goods store. Nothing really that special",
"You carve off a bunch of silver, which you save and sell at the going rate, and also sell the coin (of now diminished size) for a *lot* more than it was worth before. That's a pretty good racket. Probably enables you to afford to purchase mouth/jaw/throat cancer from Copenhagen. Yessir, a *hell* of a racket."
] | 21 | pics | Pocket dump after a long day of finishing up some engravings. Really enjoyed the fish |
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/r/pics/comments/7owhil/so_smooth/ | [
"That's a Caramel Macchiato if anyone was wondering.",
"Tasty bastards they are",
"Wellll, did he leave a number?",
"someone's tryin to get *au lait*ed",
"I was expecting a 👌",
"Thanks!"
] | 6 | pics | So smooth |
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/r/pics/comments/7owhp1/i_made_this/ | [
"You made this?\n\nI made this. ",
"It all looks so even omg..",
"It’s a pineapowl",
"Theres a pineapple owl in my kitchen and olive the proof is right here but you dont seem to carrot all!",
"This is why I enjoy the Internet so much. Shit like this. People who do this keep us smiling, and that's amazing. Thanks!",
"Some people are more talented than others, I wish I knew what inspired you?",
"Wow that's impressive",
"Thanks dear",
"Or you just reposted it from imgur.",
"wow its just awesome",
"[Like fuck you did.](https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/AWrKqeS1g7QB0dLhJZvI7uwshfs0rrDWCsg1mmvs8Mczd_xKA3MEjpw/)",
"Thanks buddy",
"[I don’t believe you ](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oi59i/pineapple_owl/?st=JC5UL8V2&sh=d5d55dfa) ",
"Very beautifully made",
"a quick google search as well has r/pics top posts of the last 2 weeks inspired him"
] | 15 | pics | I made this |
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/r/pics/comments/7owj2c/a_womens_college_basketball_team_in_1902/ | [
"[r/oldschoolcool ](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/?st=JC5SQDIG&sh=a572789c) ",
"I'd love to get a quote on the road to suffrage in their shower room",
"What year was it? ",
"1209",
"Good. Just wish they had written it somewhere. Crazy to think the sport is older than the Renaissance!!! ",
"😁"
] | 6 | pics | A women's college basketball team in 1902 |
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/r/pics/comments/7owjyp/sunrise_in_my_village/ | [
"Beautiful. Thanks for sharing!",
"Thank you for your kind words ",
"wow...this is nice place..you are lucky",
"To be honest this doesn't happen every morning but when it happens it's amazing "
] | 4 | pics | Sunrise in my village |
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/r/pics/comments/7owkkl/star_wars_concept_artists_have_a_dark_or_great/ | [
"I was expecting this when watching the movie. Disappointed that it didn't happen.",
"Not sure why there's ejection spatter. Plasma weaponry doesn't work like that.",
"Nah that's just how even they feel about porgs.",
"Damn things made Chewbacca into a vegan. Good going, flying rats.",
"/u/ILoveRegenHealth, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/ILoveRegenHealth&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7owkkl/star_wars_concept_artists_have_a_dark_or_great/?context=10\\))"
] | 5 | pics | Star Wars concept artists have a dark (or great?) sense of humor |
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/r/pics/comments/7owl91/my_cats_vet_took_a_pic_of_him_last_visit_and_put/ | [
"Looks like she's choking the shit out of him lol.",
"Lol that’s me...I was trying to hold him still for the camera.",
"Oh, ok makes sense "
] | 3 | pics | My cat’s vet took a pic of him last visit and put it on the front of his reminder card! |
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/r/pics/comments/7owl97/that_really_activates_my_alm_oh/ | [
"A quick tutorial on how to activate your almonds:\n\nStep One: Soak your almonds in water for 24 hours.\n\nStep Two: dry them out over a low heat\n\nStep Three: Shove them in your face while wondering why people waste their money on pre activated almonds when they can just do it themselves.",
"Almond Bourne",
"Wtf are activated almonds?",
"Almonds that have been soaked in order to start the germination process and then dehydrated."
] | 4 | pics | That really activates my alm........... oh... |
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/r/pics/comments/7owo5d/real_mice_portland_or/ | [
"$75.....no thanks",
"I know right? At least gimme the rest of the mouse for that price. ",
"Nice, a fellow Mouseketeer..",
"Maybe go with r/wtf for this one?",
"Are you worried the quality isn't the same just because they are cheaper?",
"Did they die from pumping gas?",
"This was a dynamite idea. Thank you. I'm starting to understand Reddit."
] | 7 | pics | Real mice, Portland, OR. |
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/r/pics/comments/7owoor/my_friend_and_i_found_our_twins_in_a_chinese/ | [
"It's more interesting that they're twins! ",
"What does the poster say? I am so curious what kind of propaganda this is. ",
"We are quadruplets!",
"I thought that this was a Japanese-Russia propaganda poster",
"It says: “The friendship between China and the Soviet Union will last ten thousand years!”",
"Knew it",
"Nah it’s chinese. ",
"That's just part of the propaganda. It's Japanese",
"And backwards.",
"What happens after 10,000 years?",
"Thats chinese you dingus"
] | 11 | pics | My friend and I found our twins in a Chinese propaganda poster... |
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/r/pics/comments/7owsc4/in_copenhagen_there_is_a_children_bicycling/ | [
"that's good! we do have it in switzerland too.",
"That's fucking genius!",
"What stops them from being chaotic and going anyway they want? ",
"In the netherlands we have biking exams. ",
"*America:* Sorry folks we are cutting funds on all your kids' programs and letting Betsy take care of the rest.\n\n*Denmark:* We're going to teach your kids bike safety for free.",
"They should make one for adults in Boston.\n\n(And here come the downvotes...)",
"Why is everything in these little European places so well constructed ",
"We have one in Fort Collins, CO. ",
"I had a similar thought. They should make the \"danger\" zones annoying to ride on. Maybe add washboards to the traffic lanes?",
"They have this in Calgary, Canada\n",
"In the UK we had a person come to owe school to teach us all that stuff ",
"I like it. "
] | 12 | pics | In Copenhagen there is a children bicycling playground, where they can practice bicycling in the city, and learn the rules, before they enter the streets |
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/r/pics/comments/7owuaw/drove_up_to_one_of_my_favorite_spots_in_hopes_of/ | [
"what camera did you use?",
"My phone camera. No editing done to this pic either. I have the LG V10. The camera is fantastic but sucks the battery up like none other.",
"It's very nice! :0",
"Cascades"
] | 4 | pics | Drove up to one of my favorite spots in hopes of getting above the fog. The view did not disappoint. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ox18j/the_art_story_1024_576/ | [
"How tall are you? Just wondering.\n\n",
"Inspiring, I’m looking a lot like the guy on the left right now.\n\n",
"Nothing to speak\n",
"what do you mean?",
"Nothing dear !",
"ok Buddy"
] | 7 | pics | The Art Story [1024 × 576] |
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/r/pics/comments/7ox1yv/war_of_the_worlds_in_my_town_bydgoszczpoland/ | [
"Took me a moment. What is that thing?",
"Thinking what is that.\nis it high rise building",
"If it was dark out, it could be in the upside down",
"I can hear that noise they make haha.. ",
"Mind Flayer!",
"A bridge for the highway, if I had to guess. \n\nE: found it, bridge. http://l450v.alamy.com/450v/epjnnx/bridge-over-a-river-in-bydgoszcz-poland-epjnnx.jpg",
"Now you just have to avoid aliens and Tom Cruise.",
"Yeah I felt the same way when looking at the picture. That long deep low horn sound. Very ominous when I heard that in the movie.",
"You can be a nice detective, well done. Thumbs up",
"Exactly, me too",
"Fuck, someone get Eleven. That shit ain't war of the worlds. It's a.. thing that's very.. strange. ",
"Like a giant Keurig Coffee Maker",
"Thank you."
] | 13 | pics | War of the Worlds in my town (Bydgoszcz,Poland) |
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/r/pics/comments/7ox2gd/bioluminescent_beach/ | [
"So cool!",
"Your iron sledgehammer is badly damaged ",
"Kinda like Poseidon busted one "
] | 3 | pics | Bioluminescent Beach |
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/r/pics/comments/7ox7q0/times_square_nyc_amazing_winter/ | [
"And those morons say global warming is real.. morons \n\n\nEDIT: I guess it wasn’t obvious that i was joking! Relax people!!!",
"Old snowball fight trick: make 2 snowballs, lob the first one and then fire the second one at their tender morsels.",
"Those stupid fucking red hats leak a toxic chemical which results in brain damage like this. ",
"That it snowed somewhere on Planet Earth, back in 2014, when this photo was taken, doesn't mean that last year wasn't the hottest ever recorded, you drooling mongoloid.",
"Scott?"
] | 5 | pics | Times Square, NYC - Amazing Winter |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxdcs/its_a_miraclesweet_baby_jeebus_dick_staineduhhe/ | [
"American vandal! Who drew the dicks!?!?! We still don't know!",
"WE'RE ALL SO IMPRESSED",
"OHH! oooooooMYGAWD!!! lol ! shitty roof ! ",
"don't be hating. I can't help it my dick pic totally burned the Virgin Mary in Cheese toast from Nebraska. \nteeheehee\nSriously y'all, this thing is HUGE . I accused her of putting it there..\nNope, it was a MIRACLE ! bahahas! ",
"Zero points? hmph. like to see YOUR watermarked dicks on the ceiling. haters ! God sees it. \nLOL "
] | 5 | pics | IT'S A MIRACLE!SWEET BABY JEEBUS DICK STAINED....UH..HE LEFT MY FRIEND A SIGN , OVER HER BED, AT THAT! (i TOOK THIS) |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxefl/this_3d_flower/ | [
"3D...",
"I find this a little disturbing for some reason",
"That's really cool. I wonder how the bird or insect would get the nector out.",
"Aren't all flowers 3D? I'm so confused"
] | 4 | pics | This 3D flower |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxex5/oppa_gangnam_style/ | [
"Uh. \n\nAlright.",
"Do you know what year it is?",
"OP is Slowbro IRL"
] | 3 | pics | OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxfuf/kim_joke_un/ | [
"Hahahhahahahhahahahhahha I have a missile that will reach gotham city with my button! ",
"This is oddly unsettling! Nice work though haha",
"Looks less creepy than the man.\n"
] | 4 | pics | Kim joke un |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxhj8/70s_beetles_racing_by_arthur_wellten/ | [
"Who remembers Kirby!?!?",
"Did you mean Herbie? hehe\nCould be but it is a 1963 Beetle...the pic ones are from the 70's.",
"Yes you are right!"
] | 3 | pics | 70's Beetles Racing by Arthur Wellten |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxj0x/winter_sunrise_through_durdle_door_near_dorset/ | [
"r/earthporn is where this should go",
"Just to be *that* guy, Durdle Door is IN Dorset, not near it.",
"Good point. My bad on the wording. "
] | 3 | pics | Winter sunrise through Durdle Door near Dorset, England |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxjwz/what_are_you/ | [
"\"An idiot hot dog, Chef Ramsay!\"",
"A sub woofer",
"He looks pretty content "
] | 3 | pics | WHAT ARE YOU?! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxmqq/having_a_blast/ | [
"How does he read with his eyes closed?",
"Oh you..",
"Amazon prime is dope quick",
"Drone delivery?",
"Is this real?",
"Now this is a retaliation I can get behind."
] | 6 | pics | Having a blast |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxp9t/winter_is_coming/ | [
"Mmmm... what I wouldn’t give to be under a pile of warm monkeys right now.",
"Shhhhhh",
"Just don’t fart!! ",
"Naked butts.",
"This is related to why you want to be in the middle of a penguin huddle."
] | 5 | pics | Winter is Coming..... |
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http://i.imgur.com/cLpnTyd.jpg | /r/pics/comments/7oxpdw/administration_installs_new_plaque_at_the_statue/ | [
"Yeah, this is pretty obvious BS. Nice PS attempt though, to whomever did it. ",
"pretty hilarious imo.",
"Your ignorance is showing, OP.",
"“No Shi’a Muslims welcome,” offer does not apply to impoverished people or those with HIV/ AIDS. No Mexicans unless it’s apple season, then stay out of sight."
] | 4 | pics | Administration installs new plaque at the Statue of Liberty. |
/r/pics/comments/7oxr32/watercolor/ | [
"I love this! Great work!",
"Not Shitty Watercolour ",
"This is beautiful, giraffes are one of my favourite animals, and [this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9e52o9UQAAou4f.jpg) is my all time favourite picture of a giraffe. Maybe you could do a similar one next :)\n\nI would love to have your watercolour framed on my wall.",
"Hi! If you’re truly interested in purchasing message me. Thank you"
] | 4 | pics | Watercolor |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxtmd/what_do_you_see_in_this_icon/ | [
"/u/markus3141, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/markus3141&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oxtmd/what_do_you_see_in_this_icon/?context=10\\))",
"Can’t view title guidelines on mobile :(",
"Crap, I thought I left that somewhere",
"might need to \"open in browser\"",
"turn that frown upside down..."
] | 5 | pics | What do you see in this icon? |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxtuv/if_i_cant_stop_you_from_doing_it_please_do_it/ | [
"....if I can't stop you from using insulin, please do it responsibly. ",
"While I do understand and acknowledge what you commented as a legitimate use for these containers, this gym in particular benefits from the container due to the alternative uses of needles. ",
"Well if the steroids are prescription I don't understand the problem. do you assume they're illegal? would you prefer they not have a sharps container?",
"Actually I’m right there with you. Rx or health related is 100% understandable. Even with illegal use, at least it’s thrown away responsibly. \n\nThis is amusing to me for a number of reasons. I worked here in college for a year. They knew it was a major issue then but was just not talked about. That was 2009. Also, the staff is sometimes the biggest contributors to the issue, even if you wouldn’t expect it. And like I mentioned before, this location in particular isn’t so much on the legitimate health reason side of the conversation. So to finally see this in the restroom brings this full circle for me. "
] | 4 | pics | “If I can’t stop you from doing it, please do it responsibly.” Protective Parent, LA Fitness |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxuvz/majestic_elephant/ | [
"Alien landing if I’ve ever seen one!",
"Elephants must be the new rage on Reddit these days",
"Is this a photo so good it looks like a painting, or a painting so good it looks like a photo?",
"Looks like it has a bad rear leg. From the trees, is this taken at the Tennessee elephant refuge?"
] | 4 | pics | Majestic elephant |
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/r/pics/comments/7oxxt5/today_the_world_is_privileged_to_acknowledge_the/ | [
"Glorious.\n\nAll Hail The Hypnotoad.",
" Glory to the glorious leader",
"He looks like a fat little 12 year old that got pissed because nobody came to his birthday party, because he's an entitled shit and borderline insane, and nobody likes him.",
"What a toad",
"You shall soon pay for your ignorance when Fearless Leader Who's Glory Is So Glorious That If Man Tried To Comprehend This Glory Man's Head Would Explode From Overwhelming Glory decides to tolerate imperialists or imperialist puppet state no longer by lifting His Glorious Finger unleashing a wave of Overwhelming Glory that destroys all ignorant fools such as yourself and the orange goblin.",
"Ah this is the guy who impersonates Dragon Kim!\n\nhttp://abcnews.go.com/International/kim-jong-strolling-sidewalk-close/story?id=51999629",
"It's bullshit i did naat hit North Korea i did naat.........oh hi Kim",
"Man’s not hot",
"The fool shall soon pay for his blasphemy against Fearless Leader Who's Glory Is So Glorious That If Man Tried To Comprehend This Glory Man's Head Would Explode From Overwhelming Glory.",
"Fearless Leader Who's Glory Is So Glorious That If Man Tried To Comprehend This Glory Man's Head Would Explode From Overwhelming Glory is as Glorious as The Room is bad. Man cannot comprehend.",
"LIES! ALL LIES! Stop perpetuating foolishness spread by imperialists. Fearless Leader Who's Glory Is So Glorious That If Man Tried To Comprehend This Glory Man's Head Would Explode From Overwhelming Glory is so hot that if man were to gaze upon Fearless Leader Who's Glory Is So Glorious That If Man Tried To Comprehend This Glory Man's Head Would Explode From Overwhelming Glory man would burst into flames.",
"Nah fam, man’s not hot",
"Careful of lies you spread because Fearless Leader Who's Glory Is So Glorious That If Man Tried To Comprehend This Glory Man's Head Would Explode From Overwhelming Glory may hear your lies with His Glorious Ears Of All Hearing and lift His Glorious Finger causing a wave of Overwhelming Glory that disintegrates you and your various cats.",
"That’s all well and good fam, as long as you know. Man’s not hot",
"Perhaps your ignorance is not as large as one thousand suns but is only as large as nine hundred and ninety nine suns. Perhaps Fearless Leader Who's Glory Is So Glorious That If Man Tried To Comprehend This Glory Man's Head Would Explode From Overwhelming Glory may grant you a slightly quicker demise.",
"Servant of Fearless Leader Who's Glory Is So Glorious That If Man Tried To Comprehend This Glory Man's Head Would Explode From Overwhelming Glory does not consider your ignorance and various cats \"fam.\"",
"/u/beefstewforyou, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/beefstewforyou&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oxxt5/today_the_world_is_privileged_to_acknowledge_the/?context=10\\))"
] | 17 | pics | Today the world is privileged to acknowledge the birthday of Fearless Leader Who's Glory Is So Glorious That If Man Tried To Comprehend This Glory Man's Head Would Explode From Overwhelming Glory. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oy0d3/sign/ | [
"Embarrassed! When did they draw me climbing out of a window?",
"\"Good morrow fair citizen\"",
"r/mildlypenis",
"\"Hey I bet I can reach that ladder with my dick\"",
"_Fuck this ladder!_",
"... Mildly? ",
"If any fair wenches be interested please use the ladder ",
"Now that is a third leg!",
"Is that a foot, because it certainly looks like at least 12 inches.",
"r/crappydesign",
"Is this crappy design, or did somebody touch it up?",
"“Howdy Neighbor!”",
"*Casually mushroom-stamps passerby*",
"Is that a penis or does that guy have hooves?",
"r/wildlypenis",
"Stairsturbation. Both a sex act, and a foreign word.",
"Those new Nikes are really, umm, different.",
"Someone drew the lines",
"I'm torn between a \"burglar\" joke and a \"back door man\" joke."
] | 19 | pics | sign |
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/r/pics/comments/7oy138/earliest_known_photo_of_krusty/ | [
"Why? Whats going on?",
"Repost",
"Yeah but they make it funny ",
"I get it.... they are all nothing but ugly looking clowns."
] | 4 | pics | Earliest known photo of Krusty |
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/r/pics/comments/7oy1kf/only_in_texas/ | [
"Moto as fuck",
"Apparently, he lost a bet. ",
"Micropenis for sure.",
"Poor truck",
"I think the guy was ex military and super proud! "
] | 5 | pics | Only in Texas! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oy2di/huts_made_from_old_boats/ | [
"At least the roof should be able to handle heavy snow",
"But probably not ice.",
"That is clever and resourceful. ",
"Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'boatshed'.",
"I read it at first as Old \"Boots\". Maybe that would be better?",
"I'll be the first to say repost but it's a repost worthy of another upvote ",
"Prolly not icebergs TFTFY",
"We're going back to the water!",
"Looks like a Hershey kisses neighborhood.",
"What’s the point? Who in there right mind will live there? ",
"Lindisfarne?",
"People from Hull.",
"I can feel the cold",
"Is this Iceland? Feels like it.",
"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.\nShe had so many children, she didn't know what to do.\nShe gave them some broth without any bread;\nAnd whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.",
"Dusty Depot?",
"Check this story out for the use of a boat hull used for a building:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG72ld2kgOo\n",
"Pretty sure you're right.\n",
"I was actually thinking one of those looked like the top of the tunnel",
"Is this at Lindesfarne?",
"Jorrvaskr",
"Very well done ",
"OG Shiplap",
"That's abstinence-only education for you.",
"The builder took a bow before and after construction. The architect had a stern talk with him.",
"[Not even close](https://www.thevintagenews.com/2017/05/27/the-holy-island-of-lindisfarnes-traditional-sheds-made-of-upturned-fishing-boats/)",
"[They're sheds..](https://www.secrets-of-shed-building.com/lindisfarne-boat-sheds.html)",
"hahahahha",
"That’s Correct, I have a similar photo from my visit, there are quite a few dotted about",
"Looks really cool! ",
"Came to say exact same thing. Have a near identical photo.",
"Reminds me of David Copperfield",
"Still can't see if it's a paint or a photo",
"But maybe they make boats out of those old huts.",
"Neat!",
"But the UK is close to Iceland. It's the second closest country after Denmark.",
"Can I use this as a Soundcloud track cover?",
"I live near here! Beautiful part of the world (but don't tell anybody, I like the peace and quiet)",
"this is the nice idea..at all places this should be done..atleast for the people who are living on road without any shelter must be given this shlter so that they can also live easily...loved this infrastructure of creating home..",
"Hull Huts",
"Where is this?",
"Hullhutta, twinned with Kolkata.",
"Boats n' Homes!",
"I heard that the huge pool at the Grand Hotel in Point Clear, Alabama was made from boat hulls. The story goes they floated the metal boat hulls in from the gulf, cut them apart to lay flat and welded them together to form the pool.",
"[***Hahahahha!!***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ7QfOby3Vs)",
"Too soon",
"Makes me think of the buildings in \"How to Train Your Dragon\".",
"Norway",
"Looks like they patched it up with some flex tape",
"Glad to see that I wasn't the only one.",
"Amazing photo, super cool",
"Trolls used the boats to build the huts to protect the boats the huts are made from? ",
"Norway is 1,472 km away while the UK is 1,362 km away. Faroe Islands (which belong to Denmark) are 693 km away, even so, Greenland (then again, belongs to Denmark) is 1,210 km away.",
"Ah totally forgot about those.",
"> Huts made ~~from~~ **to look like** old boats",
"> Norway is 1,472 km away\n\nNo, you see Norway is close by, try [Jan Mayen](https://i.imgur.com/yoH7dt8.png) [and Svalbard....] \n\nHere's [Norway's EEZ](https://i.imgur.com/yDY4YHT.png)",
"He's wrong, because Norway has islands [right next door.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oy2di/huts_made_from_old_boats/dsetbu5/)",
"[https://i.imgur.com/ripGZme.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ripGZme.jpg)",
"old is gold . Lovely"
] | 58 | pics | Huts Made From Old Boats |
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/r/pics/comments/7oy698/hm_is_pretty_savage/ | [
"Holy shit!\n\nI never understand how this stuff gets past the photograph, editor and marketing team.",
"What exactly is the problem?",
"Little black guy wearing a shirt saying he's a monkey",
"And? If it was a kid with a white skin tone no problem right?",
"Pretending it's not possibly a problem shows a surprising lack of awareness",
"Its been a massive problem but when do we start moving past these things.\n\nI do not associate people of African origin as monkeys so for me 100% no problem. Lets move forward.",
"I get it. It's offensive. Calling a black person a monkey or in this case \"the coolest monkey in the jungle\" should be offensive.\n\nI don't think this would have the same effect if it was a child of any other color wearing the hoodie.\n\nI don't think it should be offensive when calling each other \"n ***er\" is a common vernacular, either. They are both out dated. I don't think you should be able to get mad about one and not the other.\n\nThat kid posing might just think it's about monkeys in a jungle, but once we inform him about the racial aspect of it he will have a different view of the phrase, and thing's will never change",
"http://money.cnn.com/2018/01/08/news/companies/hm-apologizes-monkey-hoodie/index.html",
"It’s a little boy I don’t see the problem. My son is 5 white and I call him a monkey all the time. I call his black friends and white friends the same thing when they are playing with him and the parents have never been offended.",
"/u/InvisibleJon, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/InvisibleJon&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oy698/hm_is_pretty_savage/?context=10\\))",
"Forced to apologise from a backlash of people like that is trying to argue against me. We are allowed different opinions.",
"Really I'm just arguing against your \"and?\" Comment that implied you had no idea how this could possibly be a problem",
"I just wanted to hear the actual problem in explicit terms in people’s own words because I genuinely think if you think its a big problem then thats a racist way of thinking, no matter how left you think you are.",
"And really “little black guy wearing a shirt that says he’s a monkey” is really distasteful tbh, and shame on all the little upvoters.\n\nIt doesn’t even really say that, its just a slogan, and if you make a connection then its either because you’ve heard complete fucking mouth breathing morons in football stands hurl racist abuse, or you think similar yourself."
] | 14 | pics | H&M is pretty savage |
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/r/pics/comments/7oy8hc/hm_might_have_messed_up_on_this_one/ | [
"It's kinda sad that it's considered controversial",
"You're right",
"Kinda says more about you than H&M, no?",
"Only if you focus so much on people's skin colour. Kids of all races are frequently referred to as monkeys, and since apes are a subset of monkeys we're all kinda monkeys.\n\nThe only people getting upset about this are people looking to get offended.",
"Kinda says more about OP reposting",
"Yep. Racism won't be gone until we reach a point where nobody cares about this and just sees some kid wearing a sweater with some silly text. ",
"I mean... Getting called a monkey is really only a racial annotation for one race of people... ",
"I know a girl that got kicked out of her extra credit curriculum because she called her black friend a monkey. She had no idea that the word monkey had ever been used as a racial slur, what's sillier is the man was jumping around climbing on tables and acting quite monkey like. He wasn't the least bit offended by her statement and in fact started acting more monkey like after the accusation.\n\nSomeone had overheard The Exchange and reported it and she got booted from the program.\n\nI'm pretty sure the larger portion of culture is color blind it's just there's people out there who won't let it be the norm.",
"Repost.... Third in the last hour..... ",
"So racism won't be gone until you can print racial slurs on clothing without anyone calling you out on it? ",
"So because it's only offensive to one race it isn't racist? ",
"\n>I'm pretty sure the larger portion of culture is culturally insensitive it's just there's people out there who won't let it be the norm.\n\nFtfy",
"That's an american probem, they see these things with racist eyes. In old Europe this is just normal and there's nothing wrong with it.",
"Not at all what I said.\n\nMaybe they were hoping that people could for once look past colour and see that it's just a hoodie calling a kid a monkey. It's not like they threw bananas at him and said 'Black people are monkeys amirite?'\n\nMy point is it should be offensive to anyone. It's just a fucking term of endearment that's frequently used when talking about children. People saw it, saw that the kid was black, and now are getting upset over it like it says nigger on the front or something. People need to chill the fuck out. I don't get upset whenever I hear a black person call a white person a cracker or a honkey, probably because I'm not a little bitch who cries because a black kid was put in an item of clothing with the work monkey on it.",
"/u/paddycukor, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/paddycukor&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oy8hc/hm_might_have_messed_up_on_this_one/?context=10\\))",
"The whole 'I don't see color' thing is a farce. It's not about not recognizing race or ethnicity and being unaware of stereotypes, slurs, etc. It's about not letting prejudice or racism control your view/actions of others.",
"Black dudes are like shiny pokemons in my country so people often stare at them"
] | 18 | pics | H&M might have messed up on this one |
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/r/pics/comments/7oyf22/recreated_a_picture_of_myself_as_a_baby_1996_and/ | [
"YOU FORGOT THE SOCKS!",
"yeeeaaaahhhhhh okay. Ummmmmm yeahhh okay.",
"They obviously don't fit anymore ",
"No socks, wrong flowers, no palm tree, not even a bowtie at waist\n\nARE YOU EVEN TRYING\n\nface is on point though",
"On point with the splayed right foot's toes. 👌",
"I was in Cochabamba in 1996. Now I feel really old.",
"Did you also have a baby when you were there?",
"Obviously",
"Congrats on the weight loss!",
"As opposed to what, the other cut babies? OP must not have been watching their macros huh? Using My First Fitness Pal? \n\nTf is wrong with you? ",
"Baby me thanks you!",
"Mom?",
"So many inconsistencies! The flowers are not close nor the same, and where is that Palm Tree? No socks? Girl get your priorities right! And that dress? Hmmmm? This a big no no hun, a big no no.",
"We did it reddit!",
"Your Silent Face says it all ",
"You should've tried wearing the same dress.",
"Is that Plaza Colón?",
"Your right foot toes look very funny :-)",
"What can I say? I got funny toes.",
"It is!! :D",
"Don't think it would have gone past my huge head.",
"It says, \"Mom! How could you betray me?! I trusted you!\"",
"How'd you get that crazy looking knee scar? I've got a similar shaped one.",
"You have normal, lovely toes :-) it's just the way they were bent in the photo that makes it funny.",
"Awesome! I spent 6 months living there, maybe my favourite city in the world",
"When I was a baby I was fuckin ripped, bro. Hit the baby gym 6 days a week, 1 hour of baby cardio every morning. It was awesome bro, I sucked on titties every day if you know what I mean.",
"I buried a glass cup in a pile of sand and jumped on top of it knees first. Yeah... I wasn't the smartest kid...",
"Gotta agree with ya there.",
"It is wonderful and getting better all the time. It's the city I was born in and although I haven't lived there since I little, I still love to visit every year and just admire all that makes up this city- and get a break from Florida.",
"Oh. Wow. Well I tried standing on my bicycle seat while going down a hill so my judgement isn't much better.",
"It's a wonder we've survived childhood!",
"Only the strong (and lucky) survive! ",
"That’s great to hear! I’ve always tried to follow what’s happening in the city, haha think I’d rather live in Cochabamba than Florida ",
"Babybroscience",
"its a weak attempt for sure, its only being clicked on cause girl.",
"What happened to your knee ",
"Upvote because girl",
"It's kind of weird that people born in the 90s are adults now.",
"I'd recreate a baby with you if you know what i am a pervert.",
"No bangs either. Psh. 😝",
"I see no alpaca sweater in either pictures. Not real. \nI too have family in Cochabamba and Santa Cruz.... and La Paz.",
"Miranda Cosgrove?",
"You have the wrong leg in front - your right leg should be extended more than your left one.\n\n That's a really pretty dress you're wearing!",
"Fellow knee injury survivor here. I tried to jump from one rock to another at the end of a jetty, and badly misjudged where I was going to land.\n\nEver tried to walk back from the end of a jetty with a nearly fractured kneecap? ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!",
"Oh God, I'm picturing that in my head with your kneecap just dangling off 😭🤢",
"More like smashed in. But I've had worse days at the coast.",
"Weirdly enough, I think *I* was in Cochabamba in '96...",
"Scariest day I had on the coast was when I got stung on the nuts by a jelly. Hurt like a bitch.",
"/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG\n\n\"Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl\"",
"Looks like she put on about 100 pounds to me. ",
"Cute.",
"I still have clothes from 1996. ",
"I listened to Chumbawamba in 1997. Does that count? ",
"Lots of amoebic dysentery toilet babies, but none of the human variety. So OP, what country have you been in for the past -gulp- TWENTY TWO YEARS?!? Goddamn I'm old...",
"that's pretty close to being an upskirt",
"sexay",
"Alright, foot fetisher, move along.",
"Baby you could have been friends with baby me. I was in Asunción ! I did go to Bolivia in 98 I believe.",
"What's the scar on your knee from OP?",
"Just an excuse to take a ho picture",
"Do you have a vitiligo?",
"This particular picture misses a few of those letters.\n\nr/UBGIICBG\n\n\"Upvoted Because Girl, I Initially Clicked Because Girl\"",
"Aka r/teenfedora",
"She's beautiful! Girls with Humor are the best",
"Wait, what?",
"Ah yes, blatant reddit white knighting. No women would ever pose for a picture simply to get attention on the internet! Such an outlandish claim!!! ",
"Holy shit that's rude, but damn did it make me laugh.",
"Cochabamba is such a pretty place. I would like to visit again someday.",
"Hairstyle?",
"Yes son, it is i, mother",
"You lost your cheeks.",
"May I guess, it's located between Plaza Ventriculó and Plaza Rectúm?",
"Yeah, someone should post something on shower thoughts about that.",
"Looks like a scar, probably from jumping on a piece of glass knee first.",
"in all of the remakes on here people at least try to look like the original, this ones only similarity is the pose, face, and the fact that some of the dress is made of jeans, in the Original, the kid had shorts, in the new one, shes barely covered her twat. now im a female, i know hoeing when i see it. this is hoeing.",
"How did you scar up that knee?",
"It's kind of weird that people born in early 2000 are adults now. \n\n",
"Upvoting for cochabamba.",
"10/10 facial expression would put in the grass again.",
"the only thing that matters ",
"you know what that say, you gotta eat to grow up",
"Thats fine.",
"When are we going to stop infantilizing women!? ",
"Lol spreads her legs out too. Nah she went from pure to attention whore.",
"Just looks like, mom with baby",
"I don't think so. She just wanted to recreate a picture. I just wanted to make a lil fun at the attempt, not sht on her life",
"Sunny Southwest Florida",
"I understand female psychology better than you think; if you don't see it's obvious you've just been trained to feel sorry for females even in the wrong.",
"18 year olds are not adults. I teach first year college students. They never had real jobs, never lived alone, never paid rent.",
"Where are the socks!",
"You must be fun at parties...",
"They can vote and fight for their country. ",
"Buried a glass cup in sand pile, jumped on it knees first. In my defense, I was a dumb 6 year old.",
"Buried a glass cup in a pile of sand and then jumped on it knees first. Not smart.",
"Same here, wonderful people and beautiful country- although I prefer Santa Cruz.",
"I left Bolivia in 98 and have lived in Florida since. I have gone to visit several times though.",
"Nope, I do have hyperpigmentation. ",
"Buried a glass cup in sand pile and then jumped on it knees first.",
"Ooh. My daughter stepped on a half bottle in the lake when she was 8. Bled like crazy. She is 25 now and her scar is mild compared to yours. ",
"Is that in el Prado?",
"Ya I'ma listen to the guy calling people attention whores over a random photo on the internet....",
"On a real note. Like yo I myself with a dick have thought about doing these recreation photos, I got a real cute one with me in a tiny demin jacket. If I did one would I be an attention whore or just having fun. If I had a pussy and thought about doing the same, am I an attention whore.\n\nIt's just taking a photo and having fun. Genitals have no part in this",
"I was born in 96 and have lived alone since I was 14...",
"Well mine would have been smaller if not for the ER doctors forgetting to remove the two inch shard of glass embedded in my knee. They just stitched it up and sent me home. It wasn't until the skin grew around the glass and doctors attempting to remove it three times with just general anesthesia that they realized they had left glass in my knee- they were originally convinced it was just stitches. So I had to have surgery and they had to cut it open longer and cause permanent nerve damage on the left side of my knee and part of my calf.",
"Thank you!",
"*excessively starting to sweat* so do you want to maybe grab some coffee tomorrow?",
"I mean it's just a fun attempt",
":) Welcome!",
"Yup!",
"Left behind in 1996.",
"I don't attend them; I'm an intellectual.",
"It would depend on the photo, a man who seeks attention has it worse; they are insecure. An alpha doesn't need to flaunt, women come to him."
] | 114 | pics | Recreated a picture of myself as a baby (1996) and myself now while visiting Cochabamba, Bolivia. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oyj4m/this_church_in_germany_st_lambertus_in_immerath/ | [
"And Germany claims its leading the way for Green technology and reducing use of coal..... Hhhmmm",
"Leading doesn't mean they don't use no coal at all. It means they use less than others. ",
"Fair point ",
"That's disgusting to tear down a church!",
"To some it might look old, but it is only a 19th century building of no special architectonic or historic importance.",
"and soon it will be like this: https://www.mg-heute.de/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Abbaubetrieb-im-Tagebau-Garzweiler-II_Foto-Stadt-MG.jpg",
"Bagger 288^* is much prettier than this unremarkable church.\n\n^*I ^think ^that's ^288 ^in ^the ^foreground ^and ^285 ^in ^the ^background ^but ^I'm ^not ^quite ^sure."
] | 7 | pics | This church in Germany, St. Lambertus in Immerath, is being torn down right now to mine the brown coal underneath |
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/r/pics/comments/7oykbj/hitler_is_happy_as_a_dog/ | [
"WTF? Did you really name your dog Hitler? ",
"You must be a jew",
"Not necessarily. I could be Romany. "
] | 3 | pics | Hitler is happy as a dog |
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/r/pics/comments/7oykyz/the_onelegged_crew/ | [
"Is it just me, or should these girls open a diner? ",
"Did they meet because of their injuries, or does this crew have a really harsh initiation?",
"And they’re all named ‘Eileen’ ",
"Bruh",
"Literally didn’t even notice their legs. They just look happy.",
"Peg's Diner",
"Nope. IHOP.",
"I give that picture a 6/12",
"I used date a girl with a protestic leg, but we had break it off. ",
"Blood in, blood out.",
"Image no longer available",
"hard not to smile looking at this.",
"Chick in the middle? 9/10\nLegs? 1/2",
"/thread",
"Or a bar: Drink until you're legless!",
"Except for Peggy",
"Oh, I that reminds me of a girl I dated many years ago, she was always constipated. Annoying but I'm not superficial so I accepted her illness. How ironic that she dumped me the same day her constipation was cured.",
"Beautiful ladies!!"
] | 20 | pics | The one-legged crew |
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/r/pics/comments/7oym1b/waitwhat/ | [
"Just a common sense warning.",
"engrish.com",
"I think the scam is:\n\"Hey, I'm a local and I come here all the time. I'll give you my personal tour for (way less than the offical one). \" \n\nThen they scarper off, maybe with a bag snatch and then tell the phase 2 pickpocket where you keep your cash.\n"
] | 3 | pics | Wait....what? |
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/r/pics/comments/7oypu8/it_gets_better_the_more_you_look_at_it/ | [
"Yes it does. ",
"The ears on that girl tho.",
"Truly inspiring "
] | 3 | pics | It gets better the more you look at it. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oyqqx/new_york_city_ice_taxi_1974/ | [
"HEY IM FREEZIN HERE",
"HEY! IM SLIPING HERE",
"HEY! IM COMMENTING HERE!",
"Your mom last night."
] | 4 | pics | New York City Ice Taxi, 1974 |
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/r/pics/comments/7oys93/if_the_earth_is_flat_how_the_hell_are_these/ | [
"Reflecting off the ground and up to the underside of the cloud, dipshit. ",
"Why do you think they call them the Illuminati? ",
"That is obviously hell at the end of the world.",
"They are just glowing red form the chemicals the government puts into them.",
"This made me giggle.",
"Swamp gas reflecting the light from Venus",
"The hero we wish we didn't need."
] | 7 | pics | If the Earth is flat, how the Hell are these clouds lit from underneath? |
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/r/pics/comments/7oysga/rock_festival_or/ | [
"Also r/misleadingthumbnails",
"/u/sativaca, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/sativaca&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oysga/rock_festival_or/?context=10\\))",
"/r/Pareidolia",
"You don't see the giant text above the picture? Plus a URL is only allowed if it credits the photographer which in this case it doesn't."
] | 4 | pics | Rock festival or... |
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/r/pics/comments/7oyuyw/shaq_71_216_m_standing_next_to_simone_biles_48/ | [
"If she was 4 inches taller and he was 1 inch shorter it would be a perfect 5/7",
"And shes wearing heels.",
"Everyone is thinking the same thing here",
"hamster.jpg",
"And we would all pay to see it happen.",
"Your response proves you are",
"It's like seeing a Great Dane next to a Chihuahua",
"Yeah we are",
"How far he could throw her like a javelin? ",
"Jeez, what's up your butt? Is it what everyone was thinking about? ",
"Does she have a better free throw than him?",
"It is now",
"I'm glad we're all on the same page here.",
"6'1 vs 5'9",
"Oh so it's not Kevin Heart for once, neat.",
"Brazzers",
"watch too much porn?",
"#Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting",
"Yes we are. She could easily check him for genital herpes....",
"https://i.imgur.com/Gv7zPOBr.jpg",
"Wait a minute. What were you thinking here🤔?\n\nI was thinking where does he get his shoes",
"NOOOO"
] | 22 | pics | Shaq (7'1" 2.16 m) standing next to Simone Biles (4'8" 1.42 m) |
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/r/pics/comments/7oyyiv/theres_a_story_behind_every_sign/ | [
"Nose picking allowed; absolutely no drum sets admitted",
"You know... I was actually thinking of taking my entire drum kit onto a subway car, and practicing a little bit, with the captive audience between station stops.\n\nBut now that they've put up this sign to warn me away... I guess I'll have to reconsider.",
"So you’re not the story behind the sign then... NEXT!",
"This really wouldn't be surprising in a lot of subways. Speaking from experience, I wouldn't bat an eye at a drum set on the NYC subways."
] | 4 | pics | There’s a story behind every sign. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oyz4i/this_just_happened/ | [
"How???",
"Must have had some post from Australia in there. ",
"Looks like the mailman...\n\n*puts on sunglasses*\n\n... went postal.",
"It's amazing that the sides of the thing are unscathed, but it's on its roof. Like, how did it get there? What black magic is this?",
"Postal vehicles are like possums. When confronted by a large predator, they roll over and play dead. FedEx? UPS? A Great Dane looking for a treat? A chihuahua with an unnatural attraction to the driver's winter boots? We may never know...",
"Stamp out roofies",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"oof",
"It probably hit the snowbank and rolled over.",
"It's the SdS∩!"
] | 10 | pics | This just happened |
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/r/pics/comments/7oz0xk/probably_the_best_photo_ive_taken_no_filter_or/ | [
"This looks like the location in France where Frank gets captured in the movie Catch Me If You Can. ",
"That was my immediate thought, too! And it is indeed the same place, though it’s actually in Quebec, not France.",
"[It is!](http://www.spielberg-ocr.com/arrest.html)",
"That's [Notre-Dame-des-Victoires](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre-Dame-des-Victoires_Church) in Old Quebec. I highly recommend visiting this area! It's beautiful.",
"I knew it looked familiar!",
"So Western France. Got it.",
"A place where they never heard of Sara Lee.",
"Awesome shot!",
"I'm travelling there next Christmas. Such a beautiful place.",
"Nice! What kind of camera? Or which phone?",
"This looks like the scene in Wonder Woman\n",
"I want to paint everything I own in the blue that is the sky",
"Great shot with good balance.\n\nLove the 'natural' colours. (Ie the more orange glow of sodium/tungsten lighting)\n\nWas this on a tripod or with image stabilisation?",
"So so beautiful",
"I had the same reaction when I walked into this square in Quebec (in the summer, no less). I kept saying to my wife that it was from the movie, when we got home I was able to look it up and verify. ",
"Where is Krumpus?",
"Isn't this the place Wonder Woman was filmed?",
"I concur ",
"ummm... mods?? This user clearly doesn't know the rule. If you are going to post a photo on reddit, you have the photoshop the f**k out of it, until it looks less like reality and more like a scene from Avatar.",
"i would photoshop that wire out\n",
"That my town Québec city! And yes this is where \"Catch me if you can\" was shot.",
"Not enough filters or photoshop.",
"The Place Royale is really beautiful this year, the Christmas decorations were great. There were other years where it looked bad and made one of my favorite place in my city look bad. Nice photo BTW!",
"came here just to say this! haha",
"Why do people insist that using \"filter or photoshop\" is something bad? That's how good pictures are made, since like always. ",
"The blue is magnificent.",
"I would go to the church owners and demand they bury the d4mn wires so the next photo is not ruined by them.",
"Agreed. Camera algorithm engineers build a chain of processing steps to render into jpgs. Using Photoshop or filters is merely adding steps to those pre-existing processing steps. That's why pros save their images as raw - so they can make as many of their own decisions as possible on images that have been minimally processed.",
"Yup came to say this god that's a good film ",
"Little early for Christmas pics isn't it? 'Tis a good pic.",
"Can confirm! Went and stayed at the Chateau Frontenac last summer and had a great time! The area around the pic is really a beautiful place.\n\nI've never been to Europe but I heard lots of other tourists say \"it's a great trip if you want Old Europe without having to deal with actual Europe\".\n\nPrices weren't terrible...about like any other tourists destination. Lots of great food, drinks and places to shop. I didn't see much \"nightlife\" but I wasn't there for that. Weather in late June/early July was high 70f to mid 80f. \n\nBest of all...the Quebecois we met were all cheerful and helpful! I expected the stereotypical Asshole Parisian, but everyone was great. I'm sure having a bit of $$$ to spend helped.\n\nOh wait, SOME of the fuckin waiters tried to convince us that the exchange rate equals out to the same when you're tipping. MON DIEU! I exclaimed! 0% of $0 in gratuity does come straight across! A few waiters tried it, but they were the only people we had a problem with.\n\nHonest 8/10. Would happily do it again.",
"Love this city! I have only ever visited it in the summer though, it's nice to see what it looks like around the holidays. Thanks for sharing OP and very nice pic!",
"A very merry Christmas to all.",
"[Photoshopped it for you.](https://imgur.com/a/u4nsT)",
"I knew I recognised this place. I've only seen that film once, I thought maybe it was In Bruges or Inglorious Basterds lol.",
"Magical!",
"Is that your finger on the left side?",
"Jesus how did I immediately recognize it too?",
"Québec represent!\nÉglise Notre-Dame-des-Victoires. 1723!",
"Seconded. I was like oh shit I've been there. ",
"\"Even\" RAW images are digital approximations of reality. They are measurements after all. Filters don't necessarily make things less realistic. Most modern cameras (and I'm talking MODERN. As in 8k+ digital movie cameras) store RAW images in a very desaturated fashion. \n\nWhat we consider \"realistic\" images is almost always a full day's worth of work.",
"I agree with you. The spectral response of a digital camera is very different than that of human eyes. I would like to add that there is no \"reality\" because everyone's eyes have a slightly different spectral response. That's why some people argue about colors they see - is it green or brown? It is neither - color is not an intrinsic property. You may perceive an object as brown and I as green and we both are correct.",
"I wish there wasnt any people in the photo. I hate people. ",
"I wish there wasnt any people in the photo. I hate people. ",
"Amazing. I saw the exact same thing ",
"So were the different films. If you wanted saturated colors, you shot with Velvia.",
"I would correct the perspective, straighten out the buildings a bit.",
"Always glad to send some business your way,\n\nLove Montreal",
"Dealing with actual Europe is actually quite lovely! And even in Paris there are plenty of lovely people ",
"This is definitely the place in that scene from Catch Me if you Can",
"Meh.",
"?, am I missing something here? This picture is about a 5/10. Maybe you had to be there...",
"I'm French and never knew this cool fact thank you kind sir",
"Absolutely incredible photo. Thank you for sharing. ",
"I C A L L G I M P .",
"It’s mediocre.",
"Everyone who's ever been to Quebec City has taken this exact photo",
"That is indeed beautiful. ",
"In Quebec City, my home town!",
"People have different tastes. When pictures look nothing like what they would have looked like in real life, I hate it. However, people apparently prefer humans with no skin texture? I guess I'm the weird one.\n\nI also seem to be the only one bothered by the recent trend of having every movie be orange so...",
"I literally came here to say this",
"Need to increase the exposure to see the aurora borealis too.",
"Most of them either took a shitty phone pic or they went at a time the Christmas tree wasn't up.",
"Amazing photo, super cool",
"Well no, the object is definitely one colour, what each person perceives it may differ but the object is one colour still. They can both be wrong but both cannot be correct.",
"meh",
"That’s the first thing I thought ! ",
"Paris is like New York. You'll meet all different kinds of people and you can't expect that one place to speak for the whole country. ",
"That is incorrect. An object has definite spectral reflectance, transmittance, absorbance, and fluorescence functions. Human eyes have definite spectral responses, which vary from person to person. When an object is illuminated with a light (i.e. with a particular power spectrum), the eyes form a trichromatic response which is then perceived by the brain as a color given other variables like surround stimuli, brightness levels, adaptation state, visual context, etcetera. Color is not a property of any object, but rather it is a perception created within the brain given the presented stimulus and accompanying variables. In other words, color does not exist outside the eyes/brain system, but rather created by the eyes and brain. Therefore, when two people disagree as to the perceived color of an object, neither is wrong and both are correct. \n\nIf you are interested in more info, I can give you references. Human perception and color is part of what I do for a living.",
"I would buy this in puzzle form... Nice pic man! ",
"Yep! Old Quebec it is. Very beautiful place and probably my favorite part of my trip!",
"Yeah, my fiancé and I loved it so much we plan to stay after our wedding there next month. -27° C around New Year’s Eve and we survived and had the best time.",
"You’re very correct. I was meaning it more in that the color and glow and ambiance was all present and as real as you see here. I edited a lot of my photos that I took but this one I just couldn’t touch. I’m sure there are some changes I could make but when I messed with it a little, I would prefer the original every time. ",
"Enjoy! Be sure to swing by the Chic Shack near Chateau Frontenac for some great poutine to warm you up!",
"Thanks! I was using my Olympus E-PM2 DSLR camera for this one. ",
"The sky up north is just beautiful this time of year. That plus it being dusk = gorgeous blue! :)",
"Thank you!",
"Good idea. I can see a few ways I would do this photo better for next time. However, I really think I just got lucky. I simply paused briefly and snapped it before continuing on. No calculations or set up - just a lovely scene I came upon. ",
"Right?! Seems like there could be better options for that wire...",
"Yeah, I think I might and maybe do something with the people, too. ",
"And to you!",
"No idea.. but I might have to go check..",
"Actually, no. Another light source from a museum to the left as I entered the courtyard. ",
"Thanks!",
"No, just held still briefly and hoped it wasn’t going to be blurry. ><\n\nThanks!",
"Heh, right?!",
"Thank you! I haven’t seen it but I would love to see it next year. I love it when they really make it FEEL like the holidays for everyone to enjoy. ",
"I highly recommend going during the holidays! Just be sure to have the proper clothing for a spurt of really chilly weather and you’ll be fine (it was -25°C for our entire trip!). ",
"Awesome! Saving that ❤️ ",
"I concur.. lol. I think maybe if they were a little blurry, maybe it would be better?",
"Thank you for saying so! 😊",
"Thank you so much!",
"Thank you! ",
"Oooo that would be sweet! Thank you! ",
"Thanks! lol It’s never too early! Only 350 days until Christmas! \n",
"And I kinda like that I took this one myself, ya know? 😄",
"There's no Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in the land",
"You did very well holding the camera steady then!",
"See this is my pedantry coming in, as you said the object has definites attached to it and it only changes due to variances in a person and the environment the object is in.\n\nPerception is not reality, it may appear to that person as that colour and their brain is saying it’s that colour but due to the definitives of the object it isn’t and people perceptions are different to the reality.\n\nIt’s the whole blue/black gold/white dress debacle where some people perceived the dress as white/gold due to the saturation of the photo, this doesn’t change the reality that the dress was blue and black.\n\nYou can correctly state that you believe something looks like it is a colour because that’s the information your brain is giving you (perception) but you are still factually incorrect (reality). \n\nYou can philosophically state that a person’s perception is their only reality and I can agree with you there.",
"It's a dandy. ",
"Sorry, still incorrect. The reality, i.e. the only measurable objective properties, are the illumination power spectrum, the object reflectance (in the case of the dress), and the human spectral responses. Color is not among those. You are confusing a color with a particular reflectance spectrum. As you said, perception is not reality. You will understand once you realize color is a perception, not a physical thing. The physical things are the spectral distributions. Spectral distributions are not colors.\n\nAs for the dress, depending on how the brain interpreted the surroundings of the picture and therefore which white-point the brain chose (related to either the light inside the room or the light coming in through the window), people saw it as one or the other. Moreover, people were not looking at the dress - they were looking at a picture of the dress. Not the same thing at all.",
"Thanks!",
"Hah thank you! 😆",
"I do understand the concept that colour is something we’ve invented to reflect our response to the spectrum. \n\nI understand that animals like the mantis shrimp have such crazy eyes they can see UV light and an insane amount of colour and to a shrimp a blue ball probably doesn’t look like what we’d call blue at all.\n\nI guess what I’m trying to convey is that within the confines of humans comparative to humans an object to us can be said to be a colour. If someone says the colour is different it’s either because they have a fault in their eyes or the way their brain processes the spectrum they are observing.\n\nWe as humans have identified the different spectral responses and named them according to our perception which is our reality.\n\nMaybe what I’m trying to say is widely accepted perception vs a single person’s perception? Yes they’re all perceptions based on a response but if 90% of people have the same perception we as a society call it reality.\n\nThanks for the information though it’s really interesting!",
"I just think it's funny ;) "
] | 105 | pics | Probably the best photo I’ve taken.. No filter or photoshop. I’m in love with this image! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oz22x/my_college_friend_has_an_interesting_tattoo/ | [
"I hope she codes.",
"r/programmerhumor",
"</neck>",
"<footer></footer><otherfooter></otherfooter>"
] | 4 | pics | My college friend has an interesting tattoo |
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/r/pics/comments/7oz34c/shelby_cobra_427_from_1966/ | [
"Beautiful. ",
"The all time bad ass car...Carroll Shelby was a genius ..",
"The only original AC Cobra I have ever seen was at Cars & Coffee in Irvine, CA. These are 7 figure cars now",
"Ah, jeeez...",
"Taken on GT Sport on PS4",
"not this one, its a render from a videogame :)",
"Damn. I was on mobile and didnt catch that. ",
"met a guy at a Staten Island car show who had a completely original kept Cobra. it had all original parts, some of which were rusting and hanging off the car, but he refused to replace them. was a very beautiful thing to see even though the car wasn't mint.",
"That's a happy looking car. It's cute that its blushing.",
"dont fret, its difficult to spot even on my 2560x1400 27\" monitor. The giveaway is that its too clean. Its crazy how far along graphics has come.",
"I rode in a real 427. My uncle built it in the 80s, starting with the frame from a wrecked one, painstakingly sourcing original NOS or lightly used parts for at least 5 years. While it's not a \"numbers matching\" original car, everything is correct for the year. Riding in it was unreal. It spins the tires in 4 gears and the engine sound is musical. ",
"Really?",
"Such a classic car",
"I've had the pleasure of actually sitting in and going for a ride in an original AC Cobra. When I worked for Geek Squad, client had a warehouse full of cars, but his black beauty was in his personal garage. Asked if I wanted to see under the sheet, \"Uh sure\". Unveiled the cobra and then asked, \"wanna take a ride in it?\" \"UHHHH YA!!!!!!!!\"\n\nwas pretty cool",
"The graphics make me regret having Xbox...",
"This car set a record for 0-100-0 that was unbroken until the '90s.\n\nAnd it did it with 1960's tires and brakes.",
"How do you turn this on?",
"WoW! Such a beast!",
"What a beauty. Utter useless beauty, but anyway.",
"Older Biff knows.",
"I had a '29 on '32 that would do the same. Terrified anyone in the passenger seat. That wheelbase makes it extra fun!\n\n(example of 29 on 32 for those who are wondering) \nhttp://greenlitemotors.com/listimgs/1/1929-ford-roadster-on-1932-frame-rails-blown-ls1-supercharged-model-a-highboy/1929-ford-roadster-on-1932-frame-rails-blown-ls1-supercharged-model-a-highboy-1.jpg",
"It was more the Carrol Shelby comment, given it was simply his idea to stick a big, American V8 in a car designed, engineered, and built by AC in Britain.\n\nI'm aware of the cars performance. An AC Cobra being clocked at around 160mph in the 60's is what got a 70mph speed limit enforced in Britain. Until the AC Cobra came along, our motorways were derestricted."
] | 22 | pics | Shelby Cobra 427 from 1966 |
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/r/pics/comments/7oz4m5/wife_had_some_new_tenants_by_the_clothesline_last/ | [
"She didn't want the stinging smell of natural honey freshness added to the clothes?",
"Did you know your pic is on a [polish website from last May](https://tineye.com/search/abe32ba48ed161d8963b2c00823963e60526edac/?extension_ver=firefox-1.3.2)?...",
"That's interesting, Not really worried about it. Really and truthfully what can you do? ",
"Honey bees are pretty docile was only 3 feet away when I took the pic. ",
"You're the real MVP "
] | 5 | pics | Wife had some new tenants by the clothesline last summer. For some reason, she opted to use the dryer. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ozamp/in_maine_watching_the_sunrise_over_new_hampshire/ | [
"The Sun finally got its halo",
"The sun rises in the west in Maine?",
"https://m.imgur.com/dXOPN3O\n\nNope. It’s not magic, just simple geography. ",
"Is now when we brawl over where which state the shipyard should be in?"
] | 4 | pics | In Maine watching the sunrise over New Hampshire. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ozao8/just_a_picture_of_two_progressive_icons/ | [
"*You get sexual assault allegations! You get sexual assault allegations! You all get sexual assault allegations!*",
"THIS is why we dont need oprah as president",
"We need a woman who likes sexual assaulters as much as we need the sexual assaulter we have now. We don’t. ",
"/u/GAS_UP_THE_HUEY, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/GAS_UP_THE_HUEY&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ozao8/just_a_picture_of_two_progressive_icons/?context=10\\))"
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/r/pics/comments/7ozcni/its_always_something_like_my_friend_had_my_phone/ | [
"/u/thenotoriousnatedogg, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/thenotoriousnatedogg&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ozcni/its_always_something_like_my_friend_had_my_phone/?context=10\\))",
"Tip: turn up your brightnes",
"There's a subreddit called r/OopsDidntMeanTo that' this would be perfect for. ",
"Thanks!"
] | 4 | pics | It’s always something like “my friend had my phone” |
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/r/pics/comments/7ozfd5/my_mom_made_this_picture_with_an_older_samsung/ | [
"Reminds me of this:\n\nhttp://www.reggiadicasertaunofficial.it/wp-content/uploads/caserta-palace-star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-menace-2.png",
"This is really nice.",
"Was it a medieval model?",
"I don't know actually, could be.."
] | 4 | pics | My mom made this picture with an older samsung phone when she was in Prague. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ozfsu/oprah_winfrey_presenting_rita_ora_to_a_rather/ | [
"Just...yuck. That look on Rita's face. Jesus. ",
"You said it, man.",
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"What the fuck are you talking about rather handsy. Smh. "
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"Assuming this is hung where they live, aren't they all already home?",
"They left for work. Not like words on a board would make a difference now if it didn't before. Better than the comprehensive 20-chore list which was erased!",
"Seven grown men all living together? Why? ",
"This is an amazing flow chart that I need. ",
"Times are hard",
"Boy\n\nMan\n\nGod\n\nShit.",
"Shhhhhh! Snow White is starting",
"That's how you get one guy doing the cleaning and six others saying \"it looked clean to me\". ",
"Very hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"He meant to your childhood home with your mom and dad to clean up after you.",
"That's a pretty good thumbs up drawing.",
"Looks like the passive-aggressive note of someone who wildly overestimates their own work in the household.",
"Maybe it’s a sober house",
"You enjoy mychart ",
"Wash you feetsies drive me to a frenzy.",
"Definitely need to copy this for my house. Lmao",
"This can be reduced to 6 words. Clean up your goddamn bullshit, please. ",
"This would lead to someone never cleaning up their own mess that takes 5 minutes to clean, as someone else who follows the flow chart will.",
"They're dwarves?",
"As a grown man, I would never rent a house with 6 other men. Fuck that. You aren't really \"grown up\" if that's your living situation.",
"And secretly wants to date RuPaul.",
"NYC or SF",
"I live with 2 other guys and mine is \"pretend a lady is coming over at any point\". They don't come over as often as I'd like, but it keeps us way above \"camping indoors\". Also, very good chance said lady's house is worse off than ours but that is a tale for another day.",
"\"go home\" is an option? they are already home.",
"NYC my dude. Unless you've got $5K/month for your own 1 bd, this is your option.",
"Or..or..or people could just clean up their own messes. You realize the precedent you set when you throw accountability out the window?\n\nAlso it makes you sound like a huge tool who talks down to others. Since you are clearly the most organized and the most manly, why not just clean everything yourself and keep it simple?",
"This is easily the best way to motivate me to clean",
"Nah, thanks. You lost me at me having to be Jesus and clean things whether I dirtied them or not.\n\nIf I lived with you, I'd put my own arbitrary chore list that said that would state that everything dirty has to be cleaned by OP.\n\nIf he refuses, then he has to go home.",
"Surely there's some middle ground between living alone and living in a frat house.",
"2 get High 2 get Ho.",
"There's a note at my work place that says \"We didn't hire your mom so clean up after yourself\"",
"Depends on how much location matters to you. But yeah, I'm sure there is.",
"Sounds like a nightmare. I'm glad I live somewhere that housing is reasonable.",
"I am home.",
"Why not just \"Clean up your own fucking mess or get out\"? \n\nThis note leaves me free to make as many 4-minute messes as I want, with the knowledge that my roommates will clean it up for me.",
"Some people have a very different definition of \"is it dirty\" than others ",
"I'm also seeing 5 people suddenly claiming boyhood as a viable excuse to do nothing.",
"Also, the ending \"go home\". You're already home!",
"They all work at the gay bar?",
"consider this, some people **like** social contact..?",
"I do. I'm moving out soon and thought they could use some extra instructions in my absence.",
"You'd be surprised.",
"Gay men are very organized, this proves it.",
"Sounds like the passive-aggressive comment of someone who wildly underestimates how much they contribute to keeping a household unkept.",
"I would say that the vast majority of people over 23 years old who generally enjoy social contact would also probably not enjoy living in a house with 7 grown adults. You're just throwing out a false dichotomy, where the only options are to be a miserable hermit or live in a boarding house.\n\nConsider this. It's possible to live alone or with a roommate and still get plenty of social contact.",
"Deacon, we're talking about the dishes.",
"I just want to know where they got their dry-erase markers.",
"consider this, I never denied that. Just like it is possible to live with 6 other people in a big house and like it. Almost like people are all different and judging people on their living situation without knowing the cultural, social and personal context is pretty fockin dumb.",
"Holy shit you're getting offended for no reason. All I did was point out that there are options between living alone and living in a house full of half a dozen people, and it's pretty damn clear that most adults don't like living with a big group, because almost everyone moves into their own place as soon as they can afford it.",
"Yeah, trying to be like Jesus is just *way too hard*. If I can't be like Jesus, I might as well walk right past this simple task that can be completed in seconds. Too hard. Whatever I'm doing is more important than the condition of my surroundings.",
"So if it's dirty, clean it? ",
"your interpreting stuff into my comment that isn't there. I'm just saying this whole comment thread is dumb and pointless. There are dozens of reasons why he could be living in a house with six grown men. \n\nYes that is pretty damn clear, so is that some people do like it. It's not either or and there is no discussion to win here lmao",
"Problem with this is the other 5 can (and will) ignore it, and you're stuck by your own flow chart to be a man and clean it yourself.",
"My room mate does that. \"Dude, just ask me when you want it cleaned.\"\n\nI'm like... you fucking serious? How about right after you make the mess?",
"We're all in this together, and we love to take a bath!",
"How many of you are [40?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXEde89WC44)",
"1) clean up after yourself ",
"I have one roommate who doesn't know how to wash dishes. \n\nAt all.\n\nHe's the only person I've ever seen to not understand a DISH RACK!\n\nHe leaves the glasses right side up, so the water never drains, he doesn't put away the clean dishes on the rack before adding the dishes he's cleaned... It's pissing me off. \n\nOh but you can't say anything, because then I'm being too anal, and if I don't like how he's cleaning dishes, then I can just do it myself.\n\n",
"Why are you leaving so many messes for your roommates to clean up under the guise of \"can be completed in seconds\". ",
"Gee I wonder how they feel about you leaving. ",
"I don't view leaving a pot in the sink overnight to soak as a mess but my roommate apparently does. I don't want to scrub vigorously tonight when I can just wipe the next day Jose. Jesus",
"But seriously. I grew up with three sibling. Cleaning messes that aren't your fucking sucks, and the more you do it the more you will have to do it as the person who leaves the mess will keep doing it as it's getting done for them",
"There's a lot of assuming going on so I'll allow it.",
"/r/lostgeneration and /r/latestagecapitalism",
"\"Camping indoors\" describes **so** many friends places I knew growing up.",
"I would need a similar thing for my girlfriend.... ",
"I assumed it meant: \"Go [back] home\"\n\nYou know, to yo mamma",
"Oh I'm talking about a room mate who puts 3 to 4 un-rinsed dirty glasses on the counter next to the sink, plates and bowls in the sink with food still in them, disposable cups in the dish washer. A dishwasher he won't unload, but will instead take out what he needs, put other dirty dishes in the dish washer and if you're lucky just run it again. if you are unlucky, he does not and when you go to unload the dishes, you don't know if the cleaner looking dishes are actually clean, or just happened to be rinsed. Leaves all cooking equipment out and on the stove. Doesn't wipe down the stove or counters.\n\nIf I want to use the kitchen, it takes about 20 to 30 minutes to actually clean everything just so that is is ready for use. I'm not even talking sanitizing here, just general cleaning. Then i can use the kitchen, cook a meal, clean up after myself, run the dish washer, empty the dish washer, and be done. Overall I spent about 40 minutes cleaning (before and after) for 20 minutes of cooking.\n\nThe next, day the kitchen will be back in the same state it was in the day before when I get home somehow from just one damn person. It got to the point I stopped cooking and just don't go in the kitchen. I just eat fast food more often instead. He actually said he felt bad once and said to just let him know when he wants me to clean up and he'll do it. Completely missing the point.\n\nOh, extra info here. I asked him to unload the dish washer once. He unloaded everything but the silverware. When I asked why, he said he didn't see why we couldn't just leave it all in there. Like, how the fuck is that an answer?",
"\"Go home\" \n\nYAY! BOYS RULE! ",
"I feel like \"Will it take 5 minutes to clean?\" has the yes and no arrows switched.\n",
"Yep. I'd rather live somewhere clean than teach other people how to clean up after themselves. I'm moving soon so this is my way of leaving them some instructions when the dishes stop washing themselves.",
"All you are doing is making them hate you more than they already do. No one is going to come crying to you after you leave saying that \"It was so much better when you were here please com back all cleanly master\" the reason they ain't cleaning is because you do it for them. You really want to teach them a lesson only clean your own mess. Or actually talk to them. Don't be a passive-agressive fucktard and make a post on Reddit showing your clear superiority over them. ",
"For comparison, just try washing the pot right away, when it's still hot. Comes off with minimal effort, and while it doesn't wipe off surface debris quite as easily as after soaking, it gets the carbon and burnt on grease that is impossible to remove after it cools no matter how much you soak.\n\nI guarantee it'll get you a better clean. If you still think it's too much work, and it's your pot, then go ahead and soak. If it's not your pot, then don't use it anymore.",
"This is my day to day in a nutshell.\n",
"> Also, very good chance said lady's house is worse off than ours but that is a tale for another day.\n\nHooooooo boy did I experience this last week. Wowowow. ",
"You feel me. I've reverted to cleaning and instead of complaining (which I have done plenty of), I passive-aggressively let them know who's boss. If I'm consistent, it stays up to a sort of standard, but the day I forget to empty the clean dishes is the day hell breaks loose.\n\nI just want to live clean. If I build these habits now, at least I'll have them forever in the future, regardless of who I end up handicapping with my kindness in the process.",
"Why should I clean someone else’s dishes? Do I look like a maid?",
"R/gatekeeping",
"Or, if the dishes are not yours, just put them aside and clean yours. Let them grow a pile of dirty dishes, that way they'll learn.",
"Yeah, sounds like an Oxford house to me.",
"Teaching someone a lesson versus living the way I want to live? I'll go with the latter, even if it requires a little more effort short term, for my own long term peace of mind. If my surroundings are cluttered, my mind feels cluttered, too. Not a fun way to live.\n\nI'll also have fun with the guys along the way. This was only meant for the lulz. I hope you felt something, too.",
"Oh I know this. But it's more a pot not a pan. For soups and such. Whenever I panfry anything it's gets wiped while still warm",
"Then don't complain about it if you bring it on yourself",
"That's exactly what would happen. I lived with 8 other guys in college. 90% of the time, 6 of 9 would say \"It's not dirty.\" leaving it up to the other 3 to clean it. The 6 & 3 would not always be same guys, but one any given day or in a week, some subset of 3 would be \"the clean ones\".",
"Yeah. :(\n\nI don't know how it is in your house, but my house of 5 grown men, this one guy is 90% of the mess, but I'm the only one who seems to think regular cleanings are normal. They joke about how it must suck for me to have to leave with this one messy guy because they think it is just funny that I want the kitchen to be clean when it isn't in use. Even the ones who don't make the mess.",
"Why are you telling me what to do? Your opinions do not need to be channelled into demands towards others.\n\nRelax. It's good fun. No jimmies were rustled outside of reddit.",
"Dirty is too subjective; I've eaten my dinner off a celebrations lid because I refused to clean up after my room-mates....",
"Please don't leave passive aggressive notes around. Just talk to people. ",
"My approach to when those I live with stop caring: I put all the dirt to their space or in the central space and make it yuckie. You don't care? I'll show you what happens when nobody cares.",
"It's okay. I know your struggle. Power on through and keep cleaning. It sounds like your situation isn't permanent, either. Don't let the bad habits of others distract you from up-keeping your own good habits.\n\nIf you figure out a better long-term solution, let me know. As far as I've found, if one will not respect their surroundings, they often don't respect themselves, so are apt to not find any reason to change their levels of respect towards anything because of words bleated in their direction about it.",
"Sounds like you need to get rid of all dishes pots and pans and just use paper plates and plastic utensils. Get ready for tons of garbage every week. ",
"Yeah... no. Had a roommate who had a really old dog that would piss everywhere and he would never clean it because we always would when it happened. Turns out he would purposely leave it for someone else to do. Cleaning up rank dog piss for someone too lazy to do it wasn't the end of the world, but fuck if I was going to keep doing it. We made him start doing it.",
"Are you man or boy? XD ",
"Wow. At that point, it's gotta get ugly.\n\nThis is a house where a majority are okay with mess. So imagine a house with your roommate's dog shit everywhere, but the guys were mostly cool with it.",
"I live with 2 women and they're fucking filthy. I used to think like you, but lazy people come from both sexs and they dont care who is coming over.",
"The feeling is mutual, I'm sure.",
"That's the kind of madness that leads to social change. ",
"100% of all the arguments I've ever had with my roommates began with their lack of cleaning dishes and spiralled into whatever we actually hated about each other.",
"That's the kind of life I don't want to live.",
"If this was agreed upon by mutual accord, and you aren't all dicks about it, it'll be awesome.",
"> \"Your opinions do not need to be channelled into demands towards others.\"\n\n> Posts condescending chore list dictating when his roommates should clean.\n\nClassic OP. \n\nYou're the problem in that house, so at least you're solving it by moving out. Bet your roommates are relieved. ",
"This is how you end up with a portal to the dimension of filth outside of the door to your room.",
"As if an idiot like that could be trusted to clean anything right? He needs to either get a book on how to clean a house or he needs to start paying for a weekly housekeeping service for the apartment.",
"You think you’re a man, but you’re only a boy\n\nYou think you’re a man, but you’re only a toy",
"Yeah I hope it works cause I just got done working with three other grown men and they had no fundamental understanding of how to like live responsible adults ",
"I need this for my kids",
"Nah man. Op tells us no jimmies were rustled. No one lies in the internet",
"Sweet, I'm already home!",
"This is a good example of why school doesn't measure intelligence well. \n \n>Grade breakout: 90% final and midterm. 10% homework. \n \nMe - So your syllabus says that if I don't do any take home work, I can still get a 90 and an 'A' \n \n>Student shows flashes of brightness by scoring highly on tests but does not display any valuable work ethic. \n \nSorry I figured out an easy way to go out every night and still have a respectable GPA\n \nEdit: Leaving holes in your system is your problem, not mine.\n",
"And this is why I'll forever be grateful that I don't need roommates.\n\nLiving alone is the best.",
"The chore list was not my idea. I was not in charge of it. I'm leaving and decided to have fun with a whiteboard. \n\nWhy you are so invested in eradicating me as condescending is another story for another thread. Would that not be what would make this kind of diagram even funnier?\n\nYes, they are quite relieved. Now that there is no other standard for shared spaces, they are free to set their own. Everyone wins!",
"If you need a flow chart like this, you apparently live with six other grown babies.",
"Having rules where you clean up after other roommates never work.",
"Go home, science girl.",
"Shantay YOU stay...and clean these dishes ",
"Dirty dishes in the sink are a pet peeve of mine. I couldn't care less if you leave the pot on the counter somewhere out of the way, but I hate when there's a pot in the way when I need to rinse a glass or wash my hands. Any chance your friend is similar?",
"I had a roommate who would drink a 12 pack of Coke in a day then leave every can on the living room table. When asked to clean it up he'd chuck them all (except the half full ones, they got put in the sink, not emptied, put) into a plastic bag and leave it in the kitchen floor. ",
"I am in the same boat as everyone here. I tried to get others to clean up after themselves but they just keep making excuses like \"I didn't make the mess so I should I have to help\" or \"Well I can't do it right now...I need at least a days notice when you want things cleaned!\" \n\nThen there is the abyss that is the Dishwasher. We would put dishes in it and run it like normal but no one would unload it. It would be a month or so later someone yells out asking if the dishes in the dishwasher were clean or not. We had no idea so we kept rewashing the same dishes over and over again. I eventually got to the point where I unloaded them and put a sign over the dishwasher that says \"DOESN'T WORK\"\nStill works fine but I don't want to deal with that.\n\nOne little hack that I did find to help with this is to make sure one side of the sink is clean at all times. Mention to your roommates that you can leave dirty stuff in the sink but only on the side without the garbage disposal. This way if you still want to keep your stuff clean you have enough space to clean as you wish.\n\nI tried getting some sort of cleaning schedule for everyone to follow like \"by the 3rd Monday of the month X needs to be cleaned\" They retaliated by saying that would take up to much time in there \"busy\" lives.\n\nThe last time the apartment was completely was March 2017. Lease ends in May...It can not come faster!",
"Papa Nurgle approves.",
"and handwritten \"You sure nag like she does\"",
"How long have you been in solitary confinement?",
"I had a housemate like that. \"I **scrubbed** the bathroom for hours\" really meant I casually passed a less than clean cloth over the bath.",
"I had that bullshit 'put dirty dishes with clean' crap happening in our house. Made up a double sided card that says CLEAN on one side and DIRTY on the other. Hung it from a suction cup in a way that means even if it's flipped to clean it automatically swings to 'dirty' if you open the door. Now everyone paranoids and won't open it unless to empty it. ",
"If they need extra instruction then they probably don't care about living in a clean apartment. ",
">Go home\n\n... To Mommy",
"You'll survive! I believe in you! Thank you for the story, I relate so hard.",
"In my time of living on my own, I've only had one experience with roommates. That lasted a year.\n\nI've also lived with two girlfriends. Both combined, that's about a year.\n\nThe rest of the time I've lived alone so.... a long time?",
"We live the same, and enjoy it thoroughly :)",
"Calculated ineptitude. He's hoping if he pretends he sucks badly enough at it you'll never make him do it again. Call him on it. ",
"Because that is how you get ants...",
"I'm a firm believer of 'You mess it up you clean it up'.",
"They'll just end up using everyone elses clean dishes. They don't give a shit, it's kinda the deal",
"> just try washing the pot right away, when it's still hot.\n\nI usually eat when that is the case",
"Yeah, for real, fuuuuuUUuuuuuuuuuuUuuuuUuuck That! Clean up your own mess to begin with and we'd all be cool.",
"Your food is now cold",
"In all honesty, spend 10 seconds to clean as you go before you sit down to eat. A couple seconds to wipe down the stove, a few seconds to wash out a pot, a mere moment to throw things in the sink. You save at least ten fold on after dinner work, and it means you can be a little more lazy after dinner.",
"I used to live with 6 people and me and two others were all aligned on when to do dishes and how to keep the house. So after the lease was up there I got a place with just the two other clean team members and they stopped giving a shit like a month in!",
"Did the house not have a yard for this dog to live in?",
"It was an apartment complex so there was no fencing, and it was a very small dog who was blind and very old. It had a pee pad but sometimes (read: frequently) it would miss due to no fault of its own.",
"and can't draw hands for shit. ",
"Take dead fish. Put under their bed. Wait 3 days.",
"Is it just overnight? Because I lived with a soaker who would \"soak\" things for several days and it was a real pain in the ass to do my dishes around. I could have done it for him at that point, but it doesn't sit right to do a chore for someone that you stay on top of to specifically avoid inconveniencing them in the same way.",
"Nah it's only overnight. I cook late most nights and do my cleaning after class the next day. Longest I've ever left something in the sink is 36 hours and that was during final",
"Who takes out the garbage?",
"We have a double sink so I don't think that's his problem. One side is used for whatever soaking is needed and the other is used for washing. ",
"Well generally my pot is used for big big meals, like soups or pasta that will feed me for a couple of days. So I eat he first meal then transfer everything to containers then soak it. It's what works for me. If cleaning while your food gets cold works you more power to you",
"Mr room mate and his girlfriend made meatballs in the crock pot and left that shit on high all night and it got burnt on there.\n\nIt's been about half a month and it's still sitting in the same spot. ",
"One post is \"invested\", eh? Hilarious how dead set you are on trying to paint other people as being rustled yet find the need to reply to every single derogatory remark. Stay classy. ",
"it's the side you don't normally see",
"You have a clean pot to heat it up again",
"I do that to everything I do, its tiring lol. \"fuck I got a flat, its gonna take all damn day at the tire shop ugh...\" Proceeds to wait last minute sunday afternoon ",
"Your plate flashing game is weak. Don't step to me, son. I've been clearing the line and bringing plates to the pass since you've been sucking your Mama's teat.",
"Derogatory? Such strong words! Who's painting whom?",
"It your food gets cold while you're plating, storing, and quick scrubbing, then your game is weak and I have nothing to offer you. I'll tell you it's possible and leave you to improve on your own.\n\n Fucking shoemaker.",
"keep all the forks in your room",
"You think it takes ten seconds to clean a stove and wash a pot?",
"Dude. I never said it turned to ice. I just like to eat right when the food is ready. And why are you calling me a cobbler? If comment on Reddit get you this fired I let you improve that part of you while you let me improve my \"game\"",
"Not the happy ending i was expecting. ",
"I found the only solution was to get rid of roommates. ",
"You're telling me! Top 10 Anime betrayals!",
"Sorry. It's official. You are a passive aggressive, condescending garbage human being. You're beneath child rapists and you deserve nothing but scorn. Your roommates all despise you and will celebrate your departure. It is known. ",
">Is it spotless?\n\nYes - You're excused.\n\nNo - Keep going.",
"When it gets cold like this, food on a plate gets cold going from the kitchen to the living room. Not all of us are wealthy enough to live in well insulated homes.",
"I'm a supervisor at a power plant. I am stealing this and writing it on our white board in the control room as part of training, with a modification or 2. ",
"Okay, at this point, this argument is fucking retarded and going nowhere. Can you all, like, stop?",
"Rat problem? what problem? I'm making $0.50 a pop off these babies.",
"You can basically reduce this to; if it's dirty, clean it or leave",
"So you’re “that guy”. Got it. \n\nThis isn’t passive aggressive. \n\nAnd I bet you have always had a ton of roommates mad at you for being a lazy fuck. \n\nGo home boy",
"It does, but you're underestimating the ability of grown men to take things out of context in order to get out of having to do something.",
"I always thought the guys I lived with were disgusting. Then I lived with women. \n\nFucking nasty. ",
"You're not supposed to leave a mess when you camp... Pack all your trash back out with you and clean uo what trash you find. Your comparison is dangerous.",
"What?! Did Jimmy give you his lunch money? Dammit Jimmy, spit it out!",
"An old room mate would \"let things soak\" for weeks (as well as raw meat juices everywhere including a plate filled with it in the microwave for days, I have health issues and this is very dangerous for me) .\n\nHe used cool or room temp water so things worked slowly, no soap so the soak actually has an effect, no pre soak scrub for the easy/loose stuff and to expose the actual stuck on shit. Just make a kitchen disabling mess, fill it with water, and tell everyone to fuck off it HAS to soak and literally can't be cleaned as is then wait weeks without touching it again while adding more shit on top (I cleaned up after all my room mates for a long time... I just let them sit in their own filth eventually) . Fuck my life. Don't be him. It doesn't even have to soak overnight an hour or two and it comes off easily if you do it right. As the other guy said do it when things are hot, but cool enough to prevent damage (proper care of materials makes clean up infinitely easier it's ridiculous how much).\n\nAlso the vast majority of the time people say it has to soak they are just plain lazy fucks. Rinse and 30 second scrub, soak in hot soapy water for 20 minutes while you do other shit, wipe off the formerly stuck on shit in 2 minutes easily. You don't fuck your room mates or leave yourself messes for the next day. Just get in the habit of doing shit immediately.\n\nYou're a fucking lazy ass hole if you regularly leave shit sitting around the kitchen dirty and smelly. It's a fucking shared space, you have equal rights to it you should have equal access. Who the fuck cares if you don't really like cleaning up after yourself, get over it and respect the people around you. Your room mates do not deserve to live in perpetual mess they do not create, nobody enjoys being in a messy house as much as a clean one. Your room mates do not deserve to have to clean up after you when they want to use the kitchen because you have dirty dishes blocking counter and sink space. Your room mates do not deserve to have to work around your nasty looking gross smelling dishes and other shit while they try to prepare fresh tasty food for themselves.\n\nLet them have the same equal access at all times. Let them live in a happy, clean, good energy, good smelling, good looking house. Do you want to walk into a mess at the end of a long day or first thing in the morning trying to get started? They sure as fuck don't. They have even asked you to be better about it and you still fucking act like this? What in the fuck is wrong with you? Grow up. Respect others. Don't be selfish. Don't be lazy. If you live on your own do it however you want. You share the place. They are paying money to live surrounded by your filth with unequal access to the kitchen that they pay just as much money for.\n\nIf you really really want to let everything soak overnighy get a bucket or dish try fill it with soapy water and put it in your bedroom. That's your private space you can do with as you please. Don't want it in your bedroom?? Then fuck off putting it in the sink!! If you don't want it in your area, and it's your own mess, what the fuck makes you think it's okay to force it on your room mates and invade their equal access with your mess.\n\nOn the rare occasion that a dish or pan truly needs to soak overnight to get clean, that's okay. But still do it the right way, not like my old roommates mentioned above, and finish it first thing in the morning so your room mates don't he to deal with it trying to make breakfast or getting home from a long day of work or class.\n\nTLDR: Don't be a fuckin dick to other people and put your feelings of lazyness and apathy above their right to not be exposed to your personal mess all the time, as well as their right to equal access to things you pay equal money for. If you want to take over the kitchen with soaking shit all the time work out a monetarily fair deal, otherwise respect the wishes of the people you fucking live with.",
"In my apartment we started out playing the \"first person to put a piece of trash in the can (on top of the pile coming out of the can) that falls off has to take the trash out\" Jenga game.\n\nI became a fucking master at the game. I got to the point where nothing would fall off when I added to the pile.\n\nI ended up being the one taking the trash out because I would come home from work to see a full trash can with a bunch of beer cans, paper towels, and stouffer's lasagna boxes fallen off sitting on the ground next to it. \"Oh... I guess we're not playing anymore?\"",
"This is why I keep one fork, one spoon, one plate, one bowl, and one cup in my room. Everyone else can keep their 30 dirty mugs and 18 crusty plates in the sink for days on end.",
"Yep, that is how I eat most meals now.",
"Why can't any of these \"grown men\" afford their own place?",
"Recipe for disaster. If it didn't work at my student home with mixed men and women it won't work in your house with only men.",
"Are you man or bor? ",
"Relevant user name?",
"12 cans of coke a day? Is he dead now?",
"no. if some asshole is making a mess. tell him ",
"That's why you add dish soap to the meal so you can clean it while you serve it.",
"I found the Viago",
"I can tell you from where I live now... It's not like $50k jobs just grow on trees. You will find nice $13/hr jobs that are nearly double minimum wage... And that isn't even enough to rent a single bedroom apartment comfortably...",
"I had roomates like this once.\n \n \nI had brought with me my own dishes, cups, and cookware from my previous residence. It didn't take long to realize that the roomates were disgustingly dirty. Similar to your situation, they would leave pots, dishes, garbage, food, and whatever else you can imagine on the counters, tables, and sink. \n \n \nEven though we had a dishwasher it was useless because they would not rinse off their dishes, and they NEVER put anything away. \n \n \nI got fucking tired, really fucking quick, of having to clean their mess from my pots, pans, plates, and cups, and clear a place to sit by removing their garbage, just so I could eat something.\n \n \n\n \nI eventually just moved all my cookware to my room where I could grab it whenever I wanted. I eventually just went to paper plates because the sink started to overflow and smell disgusting because I ignored their mess after that. ",
"Passive-aggressive, probably. Wildly overestimates their own work in the household, eh, almost certainly not. If you really think that's likely here then you've had a very fortunate roommate situation in your adult life.",
"Motivating people through toxic masculinity! Awesome",
"You doubt the power of the stomach of man with no control and the cleanliness of a bear covered in shit.",
"I feel awkward if someone else cleans my mess. Please don't clean my stuff. ",
"That's why you get two dishwashers, as you dirty dishes you put them into one. Then you run it and they're all clean and it's now your clean dish cabinet and you start using the other dishwasher for the dirties. It only costs an extra $400.",
"Cook and clean at the same time. ",
"I was more concerned for his liver...",
"It does if the pot is wet. Maybe thirty seconds total if you've got the sponge and are grabbing spills as they go from the stovetop.",
"\"Are you Man or Boy?\"\n\nYes.",
"Just chew newspaper and spit it onto your walls anywhere you feel cold. Through enough repetitions of this simple and healthy habit your home will become like a nice warm nest with comfortable curving lines.",
"This is the only way, I also had a pot, pan and microwave dish.\n\nJust keep all of my own stuff clean and ignore everyone else, they are adults who can clean their own things. I ignored anything telling me to help clean others stuff.",
"You mean, like..., *kill* them?...",
"Fill it with hot water, eat, return to minimal mess. Not that hard. ",
"Did you respond with \"it's still a burden to have to tell you\"? Or did you just drop it at that point?",
"honestly this sounds inefficient as hell, when I cook I take food out of the pot onto my plate and eat it then get more eat it etc as does my gf. then we're done, put in the sink to soak overnight, clean in 5-10 seconds in the morning",
"I don't clean up after grown men",
"Here's the story...of a man named Irie...who was living with 6 men on his own...",
"Storytime?",
"So you're saying it worked perfectly. Sometimes some of you would clean, and sometimes other ones would do it.",
"But..but...this is my home.",
"This is awesome! Im going to steal this if you dont mind! Use it for my family!",
"My roommates will put a soda can in the sink. Doesn't make any sense to me. It's trash at that point. Don't put trash in the sink. ",
"I didn't say it turned to ice either. I just said you have time to clean up if you take the time.\n\nSince you are so sensitive, I was trying to lightheartedly give you shit. Clearly I went too hard, so I'll apologize. That's the usual banter at my workplace, but that doesn't mean it carries universally. Some people can't stand the heat. \n\nI think your roommate might have a legitimate point, though.",
"someone is going to draw a penis on that ",
"Or recycling but yeah I don't get it either. I'm convinced it's some sort of power play",
"You would be surprised how shitty roommates can be about doing their share. ",
"Five minutes is too long to clean some other dudes dirty shit.",
"If you hustle.",
"My dad does this too. He can't explain why and agrees it goes in the recycling. But every time he drinks his diet pepsi or diet mountain dew, the can finds its way to the sink. ",
"It was dirty. The end.",
"Then you kick them out, as a young adult you didn't agree to look after children.",
"Or just do it during handful of times where you're waiting seconds to minutes while cooking.",
"[\"You should've asked.\"](https://english.emmaclit.com/2017/05/20/you-shouldve-asked/)",
"Lol @ the hate this post is getting. Of course the average redditor is a terrible roommate. ",
"LOL thanks for this.\n\nEdit: Actually i've seen this before now that I think of it. While the whole thing makes a great point, the problem I have with the example is that the setup is a colleague coming over to visit, so not even really a friend, and thus \"you should have asked\" is absolutely the most appropriate thing, but then the author uses that to describe a relationship between people living together.\n\nIt would have just been better to have the setup be people living together as it would have made more sense instead of being an unnecessary jump.",
"No, I just stopped caring as much, avoid the kitchen like the plague, and basically eat more fast food.",
"So you're clearly the kind of person that drastically underestimates the time and effort of the people around you.",
"Avoiding a space in your own house is *very bad for your brain*. It releases cortisol which in turn demotivates you. If you don't handle this, it will sap your energy.",
"My wife asked me to take my dirty socks off the floor so I just put them on the coffee table. Problem solved. 👍",
"Actually a poor strategy. Don't do this unless you have caustic soda, or something similar, best course of action is to fill it with water to where its burnt on and boil it on the stove again, will come off easy as fuck. \nSource: worked in kitchens for 7 years. ",
"Idk about ten seconds, but it definitely takes less than a minute.",
"And if you use the tide pods in your meal, you can soak your clothes in the pot so they also get cleaned while you serve your meals.",
"This is true. It has sapped my energy.",
"10% as effective as heating your home, at 12% of the cost!",
"Nah, for someone like you, home is wherever your mommy/daddy live that clean up after all the shit you're too irresponsible to take care of.",
"Flash. Your. Plates.",
"I really shouldn't be surprised that so many redditors are here defending being too immature to clean up after themselves, but shit, it sure is eye opening.",
"Do you think you've made some poor life choices?",
"My pot is now dirty.",
"Yeah, but we all make mistakes without noticing. I've definitely woken up in the morning and seen some shit I swore I threw away/washed just sitting around.\n\nI try to treat messes that I find from my roommates as legitimate mistakes and don't mind taking care of them. I hope they feel the same way.",
"That's my method as well, but then my wife asks why all the pictures of us and her are gone and why I've thrown away all her clothes and make up and anything she owns.\n\nTerrible advice. 7/10",
"So what! It takes like, 30 seconds to clean it again!",
"Mine too so I just left her 👍",
"ew",
"And now my food is cold.",
"Only if you're stupid.",
"And if you mix the Tide packs with some bleach and drink it then you can avoid all the other silly shit!",
"So if there is a mess that will take 2 hours to clean up that someone else made, I’m a child if I don’t clean it up? Hard pass",
"Your just a right cunt, aintcha?",
"“There must always be a dirty housemate. The balance must be maintained”. ",
"I don't think that anyone will confuse the 7 dwarves with full grown men. ",
"It's not a power play, they're just fucking stupid and have always had people put up with their shit.\n\nSource: Have lived with human beings",
"But..they are home?",
"The final result of refusing to clean up is \"go home\"\n\n...Aren't they already home?",
"Don't let them walk all over you, they'll expect you to throw their shit away eventually ",
"Haha fair. Dont understand how parents put up with that garbage.",
"It's only problematical when \"camping\" becomes \"meth squatting\".\n\nWhen your house looks like you're addicted to meth and squatting in it... yeah. Time to clean. ",
"Oui, Chef. But I just want the children to learn, I don't care if they hate me as long as they do.",
"Seems dumb. If it takes a long time to clean and you didn't make the mess, the person who made it bears the responsibility to fix it. That's basic.",
"I don't. We discuss things like adults and agree to be decent and courteous housemates.",
"In any sort of difficult class (unless you're a prodigy) blowing off all the homework means you almost certainly won't get As on the tests.",
"Myself and another friend are married and have houses, we both keep very clean tidy homes. My other good friend just moved into a house with 6 other guys while he is in college. When we helped him move I was trying to be nice about the house, and not bringing up that it's pretty beat up and dirty. My other married friend had no such filter or control, he just blurt out immediately, \"this place is a fucking mess, what is wrong with you people?!\". They just kinda looked around at eachother and shrugged as if hair all over the sink and an extremely piss covered toilet was not so bad...",
"12 in a day, usually Saturdays. And no he still lives. Nice guy, great friend, bad roommate.",
"okay, sounds like you are mature enough people to avoid a trash problem then ",
"If you find something dirty an you didn't do it someone else obviously failed to follow the chart",
"But you did agree to co-sign a lease with said children. Kicking someone out for not cleaning their dishes usually isn't an option unless you own the property.",
"Not sure if you’re going to notice this OP but my house was having the same problems so we downloaded a chores app called OurHome which auto delegates tasks on a weekly basis. House has never been cleaner and no one can BS about how they’ve been cleaning more than everyone else. ",
"Whoa dude! You bunch are so smart and witty! What an awesome and complex flowchart! The drawing is also really well done! \n\nI bet you bunch are like the real life Big Bang Theory crew! \n\nExcept *even more* cringey and passive-aggressive!",
"There are plenty of times when I don't want people to \"help\" because them doing so would complicate things.\n\nIf it's an entire task like washing up then of course some initiative is welcome, but that's because they're doing the entire job by themselves, separately from other jobs. Someone involving themselves in someone else's cooking process without deferring to them is different. People pulling in different directions with no coordination isn't often helpful.",
"> I passive-aggressively let them know who's boss.\n\nSo this is just literally all about a power trip for you?",
"Same, the times my room looks the cleanest is when my girlfriend is coming",
"\"It's the meth, isn't it?\"",
"Passive Aggressive Butthole Who Made The Sign: \"Hey man, didnt you see the chart?\"\n\nMe: \"Yeah.\"\n\nPABHWMTS: \"So why are your dishes in the sink?\"\n\nMe: \"Will it take 5 minutes to clean?\"\n\nPABHWMTS: \"...Fuck you, dude.\"",
"Who mows the lawn?",
"This is the worst fucking roommate. YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE ASKED TO CLEAN YOUR SHIT JULIANNE YOU ARENT A TODDLER ",
"Already sent this to my guys, it fits their house situation perfectly",
"“Dude, it’s clean! The dust on the dirty spaghetti plate keeps the bugs out, look!”",
"[The man himself.](https://orig00.deviantart.net/8a82/f/2017/051/c/1/warhammer_fantasy_40k___great_unclean_one_by_getsugadante-dazsbb3.jpg)",
"The struggle is real",
"9/10 with rice.",
"Gross ",
"Can't be as bad as one of my roommates. I had to remember to raise the toilet seat after taking a dump or he'd piss on the seat. There's no need to raise the seat, he'd tell me, you just aim in the middle. Jesus Fuckin' Christ other people make life hard sometimes. ",
"I do the same. He saying do it before it gets hard/crusty 4 hours later.",
"It will take 5 minutes to clean TOMORROW!",
"I know, I'm actually way cleaner and more organized when camping because I will lose things otherwise. In the woods I don't have the \"it won't leave my room\" excuse to not clean up",
"...but what if they are home?....",
"I'm like you but I think in theory, that you could put the food in the containers right before serving, clean the pot, serve and bam, minimum effort.",
"Then postpone eating for.. like 60, maybe 90 seconds?",
"Instead of doing this:\n\nCook food, serve food, eat, get seconds, transfer to container, refrigerate, soak pan, wash yesterday's dishes in the morning.\n\nDo this:\n\nCook food, serve food, transfer to container, wash dishes, eat, get seconds, refrigerate leftovers, don't do any dishes in the morning.\n\nDoing yesterday's dishes in the morning is stupid. Do them before you eat or while you're cooking, whichever is applicable. It's just as easy to clean a fresh, hot pan as it is to clean a cold, soaked pan.",
"okay if you cook all you're food and put it in a container that's gunna be a large container and will take up a lot of space in the fridge, and depending on what you ate you're going to have to soak that big ass thing also... still doesn't make any sense",
"Thank you for your suggestion.",
"Pretty simple yet effective list.",
"I'll admit there might have been a few",
"It actually takes 30 seconds to rinse a set of dishes on their way to the dishwasher. The more you know!",
"While this may work, it is a bit cunty. I assume it is after you try to talk to them like a reasonable adult?",
"I don't know anybody here in NYC doing 8 to a house... it's way more common to have 3 or 4, never 8.",
"Precisely",
"I think you missed the point. The point is when asked about the dishes, I'd point out the fact that according to your chart, even if I made the dishes and they aren't yours, I'd still make you do it because if it takes more or less than 5 minutes, the chart still leads to \"clean it\" for you. ",
"Try it. I promise it makes sense in the long run, and if it doesn't you won't lose anything by trying. You have nothing to lose by learning how to work clean.",
"Do you know DE WAE?",
"I think we had the same roommates. Instead of loading dishes into the dishwasher, they’d pile them in the sink to then fill with dirty water and marinate for days on end. They got indignant when I asked them to clean, too. We developed a major roach problem and I just stopped using the kitchen. My parents lived close by and were happy to feed me. ",
"I guess it's true. No matter how thick you lay it, someone is going to take you seriously. ",
"Here is the same conversation with more elaboration:\n\nPassive Aggressive Butthole Who Made The Sign: \"Hey man, didnt you see the chart?\"\n\nMe: \"Yeah.\"\n\nPABHWMTS: \"So why are your dishes in the sink?\"\n\nMe: \"Are they yours?\"\n\nPABHWMTS: \"No\"\n\nMe: \"Will it take 5 minutes to clean?\"\n\nPABHWMTS: \"No, that food is caked on.\"\n\nMe: \"Are you a man or a boy?\"\n\nPABHWMTS: \"I'm a Man\"\n\nMe: \"So you clean it.\"\n\nPABHWMTS: \"...Fuck you, dude.\"\n",
"That's how you do it. \n30 seconds to clean the counter? Done.\n5 minutes to take out the trash? Done.\n5 minutes to bleach the toilet? Done. \n\nIt does not take too much effort to live above childhood squalor. \n",
"Nice, that's how I like to do it. \nI try to clean up as much as possible before sitting down to eat. \nIt's like backing up the car into a parking space. A little work up front, but so worth it. \n\nTake notes boys.",
"Are you my old roommate? We did exactly this.\n\nAt one point in the bigger house three of us switched to paper plates and plasticware almost exclusively (I realize in hindsight this was very wasteful and I don't do this anymore) to avoid arguments over whose dishes were the ones piling up. The two people always complaining about it turned out to be the two people making 90% of the mess.",
"The lack of one more crease on the pointer finger is bothering me.",
"Well, I think there is something to be said about consideration. \nIf someone runs out to work and leaves some dishes in the sink, am I going to leave them because the work is not 'mine'?\n\nOf course not, it takes 10 extra seconds. ",
"Keep in there, be glad you have standards. ",
"Usually me the morning of trash day because the other house mates do not seem to take ownership.\n\n:/",
"This flowchart reads as \"clean up my messes for me, and if you don't, then you're not a real man.\" Good luck pitching this to your roommates, bud. ",
"That's how my chem class was pretty much. We would do the work in the book for class all week and take a test on it Fridays. I'd do the weeks work on Monday, literally sleep through class Tuesday-Thursday and Ace the test Fridays. I had the second highest score in the class.",
"Yea that's how you start a fight.. source college roommates had a fight. Neither roommate was a messy person but one slacked on dishes for a few weeks and next thing you know both their rooms were covered in week old dishes. I follow the rule of personal spaces are off limits find another way to settle it.",
"They could be like me and think it just looks gross and lazy to leave dishes in the sink overnight. \n\nLike someone else said, it takes like twenty minutes max for it to soak well enough to clean. You can really decrease that time by just reboiling water in it. ",
"Nice decision diagram...but this is not a chore list. It is not even a list.",
"I’m the roommate that would erase the entire whiteboard every time this chore chart was drawn on it. ",
"I don’t like this for when I want seconds. Makes it a pain to get them.",
"Boy.\n\nIt always ends with Boy.\n\nLuckily, I'm already home! _Awesome._",
"\"Dude, you're not doing any cleaning\"\n\n\"did you see it?\"\n\n\"yes, of course, but-\"\n\n\"did you see the flow chart?\"\n\n\"yes, but-\"\n\n\"then the flow chart clearly shows you should have cleaned it\" ",
"I don't know man we have a chore board at my apartment and I am the only one that cleans. I am literally the only one to ever change a trashbag.",
"As written like the fucking slob that doesn't realize how much cleaning that someone has actually done.",
"Last dead rat but I'll get more\n\nI'm a businessman and an enterpreneur...",
"r/gatekeeping",
"I mean you sleep overnight anyway so it's not like you even see it",
"Ah yeah, I lived with 5 other guys in college. 6 out of 6 would say \"It's not dirty.\" leaving it up to the other 0 to clean it. Once a month ish we would all get overwhelmed by the accumulated filth and would clean for an hour. It makes me nostalgic and also glad it's over. ",
"Clap clap clap ",
"I'll clean up my own shit but I'm not even going to even begin cleaning up someone else's shit.\n\nAs soon as you start doing that, it becomes expected then and taken advantage of. Nah.",
"This morning I went to the kitchen to have breakfast and it reminded me of the apartment in trainspotting. That's when I decided it was time to clean.",
"A couple of my siblings and my mom put dirty napkins, tea bags, and yogurt containers in the sink. The garbage can is literally right underneath the sink. Pisses me off to no end...",
"Last year I had 3 roommates majoring in computer engineering (two guys and a girl). I only lasted a semester there. It was rough, filthy really. I don't really want to get into it, but I can still smell the month-old Thai take-out containers that littered the apartment and their personal body odor. And they weren't just dirty in the literal sense either, I inadvertently found out about their interest in hentai. so. much. hentai. ",
"I lived with 110 guys in college and 115 of them were the dirty ones.",
"Dangerous",
"I personally have never had to let anything soak. I can't stand when people do that. I have a friend who will literally soak every damn dish they make... dude, you made cereal!",
"been doing this for a year and its not working",
"It’s a turn-on.",
"I live with 4 other people and I refuse to do anyone else’s dishes. No matter how piled up the sink gets, I don’t want them to get used to someone else cleaning up after them. ",
"[Six grown men should be able to afford a cleaning service once or more a week.](https://youtu.be/TFD0UtfI960?t=12s)",
"Holy fuck you wrote 8 paragraphs over someone leaving dishes in the sink for too long... sounds like having roommates isn’t for you man.",
"Yeah being passive aggressive usually doesn't work",
"You know it's not",
"My ex-wife and I had what I like to call different thresholds of cleanliness. I ended up doing most of the cleaning",
"Yehh, I dunno, dawg...",
"I'm not sure I understand/agree with the \"Are you a man or boy?\" portion of the flowchart. Kids can be taught to clean up a mess that they didn't make, or take care of a problem they didn't cause. Oftentimes, they will be more apt to do so than adults without even being taught.",
"After college, I lived in a house with 5 dudes. My brother called it \"Homo Depot.\" ",
"I was 23 years old, sharing a house with four other guys. It was your turn to do the dishes when, as you walk in the house after work, the stench in the kitchen is so bad it almost knocks you down.",
"Yeah, that doesn't really work. (11 people) We had pizza boxes stacked to the ceiling the length of the living room wall (about 20ft). Not to mention the person in-charge of paying the garbage bill didn't pay it for months so they stopped picking up. So we ended up with a mountain of trash in the side yard (in bags) because no one could afford to pay the past due amount.\n\nI was so glad when I finally landed a decent job and was able to move out of there. (also, nothing was in my name).",
"As a person that cooks and cleans almost everyday as part of my job let me give you a pro tip. Fill said pot or pan with a little bit of water throw it back on the stove top and set it to high heat. Take a spatula and start scraping. Takes almost no time and is way more effective than soaking or trying to scrub a nasty pan. ",
"So...Get people to cleanup messes that aren't their own?\n\nNope.",
"And six to kick the passive-aggressive whiny cunt out. ",
"Except if he's a boy, that must be established at some point in the convo",
"Why was the chore list erased - was it up for long and just ignored completely?",
"I agree, OP is mentioning he's moving out soon and a lot of responses are, \"I bet your roommates are relieved.\" All from one cheeky drawing about cleaning up after oneself?\n\nI moved in with a group of girls after college, and there were two would *not* clean up after themselves (and were just absolutely terrible people in other ways). But one of my roommates would always get on their case about it. I stuck to my room and never cooked/used the kitchen to avoid the mess drama, but I totally agreed with the one girl getting on the others' case about cleanliness and actually thought she was the nicest and most relatable. Just because someone wants a clean house doesn't make them a terrible person to be around.",
"Yeah, almost exactly as you described. I was using it for doodles and thought this one was one reddit should see. Not disappointed.",
"Your pot is now dirty.",
"Reading the comments I'd think I'm the only person with a dishwasher.",
"the \"bugman board\"",
"I can't believe you're getting downvoted for this response. ",
"Is it dirty > No > Put it away",
"u r discusting",
"Only your own mess to clean up and no1 to moan at you if you want to leave it to the next day or next week. Most importantly, no1 elses mess to clean up. ",
"\"Are you a man or a boy?\" If boy, then go home.\n\nYou can't tell them to go home if they're already reading this at their home",
"> I passive-aggressively let them know who's ~~the boss~~ on his period.\n\nBetter not make Mummy angry or he'll start throwin his purses at us. ",
"Fuck doing other adults' dishes. Absolutely not.",
"This just gets them to redefine \"dirty\" to standards where they don't have to clean.",
"That assumes you put it there after your roommate goes to bed and clean it before they wake up. It sounds like something that could be easily resolved by soaking it in your room and just taking it back to the kitchen when it is time to scrub it.",
"Exactly. ",
"> He actually said he felt bad once and said to just let him know when he wants me to clean up and he'll do it. \n\nFuck everything about that. ",
"Homeless shelter. ",
"I've lived with so many different ppl, at a certain point, some people just aren't going to take initiative.\n\nBuuuuut, I've noticed if they come home to you cleaning their shit, they'll usually get a little sheepish and join in (does not apply to dishes).",
"> am I going to leave them because the work is not 'mine'?\n\nYes.. they can clean it when they get home. ",
"I just had the worst imaginable room mates ever and it made life extremely miserable for a couple years in college. I've very much enjoyed living with other room mates who respect others wishes and are able to communicate and work to come to compromises. Although I do prefer to live alone it all depends on who the roommate is, and this rant was basically just triggered by the pseudoPTSD I developed form old roommates. Seriously though you can't even imagine... I've loved with over 10 people. The only issue I had was with two awful ones.",
"This isn't really a list of chores... IS IT??? ",
"Just hire a cleaner and split the cost. All of you can thank me later for saving your friendships.",
"R E V O L U T I O N A R Y",
"Someone ELI5 please???",
"Eh. Too difficult to get more if I want a second helping right then. also of you package it while it's still \"hot\" hot you get a lot of condensation in the container which I don't like for pasta. ",
"He's currently the only guy doing the cleaning, except sometimes his roommates are like \"we need to assign chores\" despite walking by the same piece of paper on the ground dozens of times a day.",
"Friend of mine had the same situation. Solution? Paper plates, cups, and his own trash can in his room he emptied every night. They STFU after that",
"Do you own 1 dish? Lol how many scenarios would that apply to? That seems like a rare exception, not a common scenario that needs lecturing from a conceited roommate ",
"You got hit with the ol' Atlas-Hercules switcheroo. Last man holding up the Heavens loses - that shit is heavy.",
"I wash all my dishes as soon as I am done using them, that way a giant pile doesn't build up. Not because I am a clean freak, but because I am lazy and know a few dishes now is better than a giant pile later.",
"Used to clean restrooms.\n\nGirls are disgusting.",
"The thumb is so shiny and clean!",
"Its bad too when they just laugh it off and say your a clean freak and need to relax when really they are just slobby man childs.",
"There's a variant note at my work that goes something like, \"Your mom used to work here but we had to let her go during the 30's recession so now it's up to you.\" ",
"I do this too. The thing that drives me nuts is if I put my clean dishes on the drying rack beside the sink and leave for even a minute someone will use my dishes (because they are always the only clean ones in the kitchen) or they'll go missing until I ask about them and it turns out they are under someones bed covered in gunk etc. I can't wait to have my own place again.",
"One thing I hate is cleaning up someone else's shit, even if it takes 5 minutes or less. I'll clean up my stuff, you clean up your stuff. K?",
"Omg I had a friend over once that did this. I was pretty embarrassed but I couldn't not say something. It went like this:\n\nDid you piss on my toilet seat?\n\nWhat?\n\nWhen you took a piss did you leave the seat down?\n\nUmm idk?\n\nWell there's piss all over my toilet seat that I just had to wipe up for you like I would for a small child. \n\nOh ummm...\n\nIt's not like my toilet is some disgusting thing you'd be afraid to touch either. I was so shocked someone would do that. ",
"Find the lazy financially secure one. \n\nBuddy of mine rented with 2 friends. He and #2 paid no utilities because they did all the cleaning (and were neat freaks themselves). ",
"Shit, you must have either really strong (to the point of being silly) principles or not have used the crock pot all that much anyhow. I feel bad for that thing. It's like a red-headed stepchild that could make a phenomenal stew if you just cared a little more.",
"No, my other messy roommates never complained about the mess, but when I moved in with the other \"clean\" roommates they started doing the exact shit they always used to complain about at the old house.",
"Like the person below says, not everyone sleeps at the same time. I get home about six hours after my roommate goes to bed. If I went home to a bunch of dirty dishes in the sink because they were too lazy to wash them, I'd be irritated. Wash the damn dishes. \n\nYou people jump through hoops to justify your laziness. ",
"I'm up the latest, but thank you for assuming that your anecdote applies to everyone. You people jump through hoops to shit on other people's laziness. ",
"SkrimTim-chan! I... *clutches heart* when you said we'd move out together... I thought you meant you'd take of me..",
"The way I got the other guys to help out was to just tell them to spend 5 minutes in between matches of games or episodes of shows and just pick something up.",
"I don't think most people would consider doing all the work in one day to be the 'easy way out' even if it was the most time-efficient. It requires a certain discipline to hunker down and commit to the effort of doing all the work (and doing it well. if it's the case you succeeded on exams) all in one sitting. That's more just time management. Good for you.",
"Why not just rotate chores daily? Each of you get a day, and on the 7th day everyone does something.",
"It was really easy work. You were supposed to read a chapter and answer 5-10 questions about it. I just skipped straight to the questions and skimmed for the answers and the test at the end was usually just those same questions but all at once. Also had a full time job at the time so the extra sleep was totally worth it.",
"Lol I wasn't applying my anecdote to anything besides making a general point. Just because you went to bed afterwards doesn't mean they won't see it. \n\nNot leaving a mess in the sink when you don't live alone is just a matter of respect. And when it's not hard to quickly soak a pot and wash it, there's no excuse. It would take ~10-15min to boil some more water in it and scrub it out. While it's boiling, you could be cleaning the other dishes or wiping down a counter or something. \n\nBut in your own personal situation, if they never actually see it and you do wash it once you wake up, I could probably live with that. I just really hate dishes being left in the sink for any long amount of time because it can get out of hand so quick. ",
"Unkempt bro, unkempt. ",
"Alsway clean as you work",
"I have to do this in my house because my near adult sons are messy bastards.",
"I'm a mix of that guy, but always depends on how drunk I am.Drunk me likes to clean b/c I always think \"Well, future me won't want to clean this shit up, let's put on music and get this over with\" Sober me thinks \"Well, perhaps someone else could actually pull their weight around here.\" I like things clean, but there's a line.",
"> set to high heat\n>\n> start scraping\n\nI feel like you don't understand what \"time\" is.",
"I dunno man, I've had some real shitty ones. One of them kept trying to steal my girlfriends underwear from her bag, and that ended in a physical altercation. But really that's just life, to let having shitty roommates affect you that much is not healthy.",
"It's to rinse it out first before you put it in the recycling so that it doesn't end up spilling its contents all inside your recycling can. It's no different than putting a dirty plate in the sink to rinse off first before you put it in the dishwasher. ",
"It should have ended at \"did you do it?\". Unless your name is mom and they're home for the holidays, no grown man should need someone else to do basic housekeeping",
"Oh don't worry about it, I'm beyond over it and it doesn't affect me any more other than making me more aware of my own actions when living with others. It was just one of those times with a topic you have previously been passionate about comes up, and laying back in the mood to just commit to the topic. It's not like I'm always on the verge of a meltdown, but I admit that was the case for stretches of time with the bad room mates, but I've grown a lot since then. I appreciate the advice/aknowledgment of unhealthy behavior anyways though.",
"Poe's law and all that.",
"Man, my old roommates would do that shit, then when you couldn't stuff it down or put anything else on top they just started leaving shit on the counter. I lost it once day when I came home and the trash was overflowing and there were fish guts sitting on a pizza box on the counter (surrounded by other trash) that my roommate was too lazy to take outside. ",
"To be fair, I share a kitchen with 4 other people, and one person is just absolutely anal about any kind of mess anywhere. I'm sorry, but in the end you are sharing shit with students, if there's a pile of dishes in the sink getting rank, yeah, that needs to be fixed, but if the stove top has a blemish on it, that's really no cause to lose your shit over. She regularly puts up notes complaining about \"the fucking mess\" and I look around to find what she's talking about and it's, for instance, a few sprinkles of cheese in a corner that she could've also just wiped in the bin herself within 5 seconds. Instead she writes an angry note about it. \n\nI don't use the kitchen too much, mostly because of her bitching all day, and usually eat at friends', so the \"mess\" she complains about is rarely ever mine, but fuck that shit anyway. ",
"Yeah, I admit I have a pretty liberal view of when the kitchen becomes a mess, and I know that and act accordingly, by cleaning more than I would believe necessary, but some people just take it too far. Got one chick in my hallway always bitching and moaning about the \"mess\" the rest of us leave in the kitchen, and it's shit like a few sprinkles of cheese on the counter. Sure, it needs to be cleaned up, but for that she literally left the message \"CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING MESS\" with an arrow pointed towards it. That's a way over reaction man, especially as that note took longer to write than it woulda to clean it up. ",
"Yeah, this sounds like one of those people who should've never lived in a shared space. I get that apartments are expensive and not everyone can just afford one for themselves, I can't either, but if you're living with other people you're giving up certain luxuries in favour of the cheaper housing option. One of those luxuries is being in charge of how clean it is at any given point. Yeah, it shouldn't ever go over the top, but if you're sharing housing, you have to accept that you have to live with other people's standards of when a something becomes a \"mess\" too. \n\nI live in a place with a shared kitchen, and one bitch I live with just hasn't realised this yet, even though she's lived here for a year now. Sorry, but you have an insane standard of cleanliness none of us share with you, you can either adjust your standards and learn to live with it, or clean it up for us, but a single blemish on the stove top does not constitute a \"mess\" to the rest of us.",
"\"Go home\"\n\nOkay. Well. I live here, so...",
"In my student time living with 8 dudes in 1 house we had a golden rule.\nIf someone didn't clean their stuff, he would be told to do so. 2nd time he would be told again. 3rd time we would dump everything in his bed, and yes that included half full bottles and a shitty toiletbrush.\n\nMost new guys would suddenly become surprisingly clean after getting home wasted, jumping in their bed and landing on a pile of trash and food leftovers.",
"Can't win. So I'll be moving out by the end of the month. ",
"Obviously. The basic rule that is the only rule that works is that the basic level of how clean it is to be, is how clean the most demanding person wants it. Everyone enjoys it clean, noone dirty, so that's the only way to have everyone happy.\n\nI also would have everything but that specific yuckie spot spotless, to highlight that 'hey, we're doing out part, we left you yours.'",
"That seems to mainly be a bunch of other issues, though.",
"Then the failure was in the basic rule to begin with. The level of clean should be the lowest level that the cleanliest person wants. I would probably not put anything inside anyone's room, but somewhere where it's super obvious anyways. I live in a student corridor, I usually put stuff in a pile in the middle of the kitchen and am very open about it. Everything else in the kitchen is spotless, your mess is not gonna be hidden in a corner. If you put it in your room, that's fine, but your responsibility to take care of your stuff is obvious.",
"I tried that, but everyone complained about the spaghetti having soap in it. Can't please everyone.",
"Fucks sake yes. I had an awful girl (definitely not a woman, at least in mental capacity) as a roommate for a couple years. \n\nShe didn't know how to run a dishwasher. Just said she never grew up with one. Okay I'll let that slide the first time and explain it to her. We ended up having to have *several* \"house meetings\" detailing how to use a dishwasher after that, including how you can't just put dirty dishes in without taking the clean ones out first. She also made a habit of bringing out the stacks of dishes right after one of us had cleaned the whole kitchen and then leaving them on the counter when the dishwasher was empty. Basically \"here, you guys do it.\"\n\nI could count on one hand the number of times she took out the garbage or recycling, or took part in any sort of house cleaning. Speaking of recycling, she would carry out *garbage bags* full of empty energy drinks from her room once a week. Like the large outdoor garbage bags. She once ordered an outdoor garbage bin from Amazon to use as the garbage can in her room. We had to tell her she couldn't store that much garbage in her room.\n\nI once let her borrow my Tums because she said she wasn't feeling well. I never got them back. A month or two later I was having really bad heartburn (found out I have GERD) and she wasn't home so I went in her room to grab them. The floor under and around her computer desk, as well as any surface was just a sea of empty energy drink cans.\n\nShe would *continually* horde dirty dishes in her room to the point where we'd run out of forks and bowls etc anywhere else in the house. We'd have to go to her room and ask her if she has any dishes and she'd come out with stacks of them. \"Oh hehe sorry sometimes you just have to remind me\". No. We did that. We reminded you to *stop hoarding dishes in your room*. This is not our job.\n\nShe also had a cat who would scratch at her door at 3am and rattle it to the point it would wake me up down the hall. Somehow she was able to just ignore this for an hour every time it happened. She also cleaned the litter box maybe once a month, and had to be reminded to do that every time too.\n\nShe had an awful boyfriend for a time who had the habit of just hanging around the house shirtless. I once came home from work and he was standing in the kitchen, shirtless of course, looking in our refrigerator. First thing he says to me is \"hey, the garbage is full, you should take it out.\" You fuckin kidding me dude!? You take out the garbage if it's full. Fuck. She wasn't even home!\n\nShe finally moved out when she fell three months behind on rent and informed my brother (he owns the house, he's a roommate/landlord) that she wouldn't be able to pay it back while living here. So my brother had her agree to pay back HALF of what she owed after moving in with her parents. She moved back in with her parents. I was ecstatic, I would be taking over her room to have as a game room apart from my bedroom. \n\nMoving day comes around and she informs my brother that she wouldn't be able to haul her stuff but her friend would be by later to pick it up. Guess what? Shit is still in the garage. She moved out almost a year ago. My brother contacted her a few days later and told her that he would be holding her items for the period required by law and then disposing of them, and she would be billed for storage, transportation, and the dump fee. We never got around to dumping the stuff.\n\nHER MOM responds with something along the lines of \"I've been a landlord for twenty years and none of this is a big deal, it happens all the time, you can't charge her any of those fees and I suggest you knock it off\". Well, now I know where she gets it from.\n\nOh, and my brother has received one payment of $50 since she moved out. She now only owes him $700. And he'll never see that money. He's too much of a pushover to do anything about it and it makes. Me. So. Mad.\n\nThis got way off topic but I can't help but rage a little bit inside when I'm reminded of her and I need to vent. She is probably the only person I've ever met that I actually, whole heatedly despise.",
"Yeah, these little boys haven’t learned yet that the only honorable way to divide chores is through kombat... Mortal Kombat.\n\nLoser does all dishes for a week. I call Sub-Zero.",
"that's why we keep going over to the guys place ",
"As a person who hates it when roommates leave things to soak in the sink. \n\nYou saying \"I don't want to scrub this for 10 mins tonight\", is just an excuse you tell yourself. Unless you are burning milk in your pots every time you make food, 9/10 times you don't need to soak it, just wash it immediately.\n\nNot trying to come off as an ass, but:\n\n Just clean your shit while you cook dinner.",
"No \"grown man\" is sharing a home with 5 other men.",
"Fatty liver disease.. Is bad.",
"So actually. The truly difficult courses didn't bother checking your homework for this very reason. If you didn't do it, it was obvious. \nYour results and the sylabus flexibility may vary. \nAnother example. \n> Grade breakout: 50% final/midterm. 40% homework. 10% a weekly 5 page paper on your experiences related to the class. \n \nSo in this case, i'm doing all the homework, but the teacher is going to be a little miffed that I blew off every single weekly assignment. \n \nBut to your point, yes. If you care about the subject and you are in one of the more advanced classes, pay the fuck attention and just do the work. Just getting to that class is expensive and time consuming. Not worth wasting it.",
"If you did it, shouldn't it lead to something like \"you're done\" or something?",
"If you deal with it, the energy will come back. Have courage and persist! Putting in the time and effort will pay off. ",
"Try telling that to a house full of teenage adults.",
"It's incredibly infuriating and frustrating when there's a signficant difference between your and your roommate's definition of \"clean\". I hated living with a guy who didn't give a rat's ass what the apartment looked like.",
"\"hmm, this table is perfectly clean... Better consult the flow chart. Dirty? No. Good! Whew, that was a close one\" ",
"This would fail in my house. They try to divide cleaning evenly even when person is making most of the mess. It's absolutely fucking stupid. ",
"Agreed. My roommates are anal about that shit and I'm more like you. I'm pretty relaxed about a few dishes in the sink until it's been 3 days.",
"We had 6 in a house when I was first out of college. Was in DC, and it was expensive.",
"I mean I agree with them somewhat. I'm not cleaning up after someone else's shit. Especially when they make the most mess by far. ",
"Im moving out in a month anyway. I can make it.",
"Nah, they just handed out houses to us.\n\nBut, if you really want to know what a Bad Economy looks like, take a look at 1980.",
"So you've been a server for decades? Are you that content with your lack of drive and utterly unremarkable existence?",
"Or his pancreas.",
"This is dumb. If youre an adult, clean up after yourself. ",
"Based off your description, if I sent you a picture of this guy's room, you'd have flashbacks.",
"Look I appreciate your concern, but you are trying too hard to fix my perceived problem by making me fix my room mate's problem. Just stop.",
"Sounds like projection to me. I'm just taking the piss, it's all in fun.\n\n\n Waiting tables is actually the only restaurant gig I haven't ever done. I cooked for a while, I've run coffee shops, now I'm in operations management. Hospitality is a good gig, pays well and keeps me busy. Being an insurance adjuster would be my definition of lack of drive.",
"Yes I'll clean my pot while I'm cooking on it. I know that's not what you mean, but I like to eat right when I'm done. Not 10 minutes later after putting leftovers in containers and cleaning the pot",
"So, it worked out okay?",
"It's less about cleaning up after yourself than it is about how people write on [passive aggressive notes left in the workplace](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4090/4946706042_e2c0c42e87.jpg)",
"That seems just as pathetic. Someone is literally putting time and effort into arguing that they shouldn't be responsible for the basic human action of cleaning up after oneself.",
"Just saying being antagonizing isn't the smart way to handle stuff like that. Too often it's eventually ends in a fight or a passive aggressive war. Most ppl are reasonable enough that you can work with them.",
"Not really. It doesn't speak to cleanliness at all. It is a comment on the act of leaving notes to shame others.",
"Except for the 2 guys that always got stuck cleaning the bathroom.",
"OH. This. Yes. This happened all the time with the guys I lived with and, it was infuriating. ",
"We ate dinners together. We paired up and rotated cooking and cleaning duties each week. After the meal, all the pots, pans, and dishes/glasses/tableware got washed, dried and put away(in the correct locations). The floor got mopped, and area around the tables vacuumed. During the day, every did clean up their own messes and wash their dishes. If a guy failed to clean up after himself in the kitchen, he was \"policed\" by the rest of the guys. The kitchen was a place we agreed had to be kept clean.",
"yeah people in this thread don't seem to realize that an absolute neat freak is just as obnoxious to deal with as a slob lo, there's gotta be a middle ground",
"I'd be the guy coming home wondering where my pile went. I left it there for a reason, and it had a lot of important things in it. ",
"Eh in my experience when people complain about a neat freak they're really just a slob. I'm just saying being a passive aggressive cunt is always a bad way to solve problems and I'm kind of disgusted that everyone's praising it",
"?",
"I'm more concerned about you living with 6 other adults...",
"Unkempt is usually about a person, bro. Like disheveled, bro. Unkept totally works, bro.",
"Don't need to be a dick FFS",
"You always correct people without being sure what you're saying is true? You sounds like loads of fun. Me the dick? Fuck outta here",
"I'm not fixing your problem I'm just saying things. If you \"need\" me to stop you can stop reading. I'm fine doing what I do and in this case what I do is I tell the truth about things. \n\nAnd the truth is that if you don't fix it, it will continue to sap your energy. It makes no difference to me whether you actually fix it, but it does make a difference to me whether I communicate what I know about it and that is what I know. \n\nTake it or leave it.",
"Just remember ABCN. \n\nAlways be chewing newspaper.",
"I'm more talking about OCD level neat freaks who act like cunts about it and try to blame people who aren't responsible for the mess. I like to keep my area and the area where I eat clean but I'm too shy to give my roommates shit about it so I just end up cleaning shit myself. I would certainly never dump someones shit on the ground like a cunt.",
"Always be cleaning, ne'er-do-wells?",
"A Buddhist Catholic Nun",
"so good! It should be in every mens house worldwide...",
"i dont always do that lmao but the point is, i was **wrong**, but i was definitely sure. i looked it up and couldnt find the word, i was positive you were wrong. when i correct someone, its not to be derogatory or feel superior, its to lend a helping hand and help someone understand the beautiful english language better. so i ***definitely*** only do that when im **positive** i know what im saying. \n\nbut, yeah, when i correct people, i do it with grace and with clarity and maturity. you went straight to mocking me. youre a dick, go fuck yourself.",
"What about bleaching the toilet?\nOr removing the hair from the shower screen?\nOr wiping the counter?\nOr sweeping the floor?\nOr taking our the trash?\nOr wiping the mirror?\n\nThe point is: A house does not need to deal with regimentation of chores if everyone is conscientious and has decent standards. ",
"After it says \"Go Home\" my response would be, \"I AM HOME!\""
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"Better save it",
"It's gotta be porn look at that stain",
">It's gotta be ***a*** porn *pic* look at that stain",
"Someone dropped their coaster ",
"Why is there a save icon on the ground ",
"It's a save point silly. They're extremely rare and difficult to use, but such is life. \n\n@ OP, try diving head-first into it!",
"I hope you took it to work and found an old machine in your company y network where you could view the contents.\n\nNo bad could come from they.",
"Ohh that makes sense. Stand next to it and hold square ",
"Just hit Ctrl S",
"True only room for one shorty pic"
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"You can see two men hugging here",
"My niece and her SO made plans as well. About time. ",
"Took too fucking long for these laws to go through! What a beautiful couple and I am so happy for them. Love is Love! \n\nHaving a bit of a cry over here. \n\nMy sisters is soon and I cannot wait. ",
"Yep! I completely agree. Congrats to your niece and her partner!\n",
"Homosexuality is a sin",
"So is adultery,however in most places that’s not illegal. If people have the legal right to break up their marriage, why can’t they have the legal right to put one together? ",
"Seems like this would be a top post on Reddit. I see this kind of thing on the top all the time. Why is this one downvoted?",
"So is judging others",
"Great point.",
"The easiest way to troll a site of atheists imo",
"This is so gay.",
"So... You're advocated for full christian law? Interesting",
"Literally the opposite of the point I was making. ",
"Lmao homosexuals are gayyyy"
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"That’s actually so cool. ",
"Thanks, I was so relieved when it finished!",
"How long did it take to print?",
"36 hrs\n",
"36 hrs\n"
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"\"10:30am! Time to blow your brains to smithereens, old chap!\"",
"M'Lady\n\n[*Tips steampunk top hat*](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/40/a1/0a/40a10a554091801f64f7ce105289f640--steampunk-top-hat-steampunk-goggles.jpg)",
"*gets shot in the temple, while peeking out*\n\n\"good show, good show\""
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"please let this be a real picture.",
"I'm sorry to say it but this is indeed a photoshopped picture."
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"And make it double...",
"It seems as if they’re blasting off again",
"To protect the world from devastation",
"To unite all peoples within our nation",
"[Here](https://i.imgur.com/n27p2vW.jpg) is a much higher quality version of this image. This was taken at the [Saga International Balloon Fiesta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saga_International_Balloon_Fiesta) in November 2017.",
"to denounce the evils of truth and love",
"To extend our reach to the stars above!",
"Jessie!",
"James!",
"Team Rocket, Blast off at the speed of light!!",
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!!",
"Looks like Team Rocket is slowly drifting away again!\n\n\n(Ding!)",
"Meowth, that's right! ",
"This thread warms my heart :)",
"[The music played immediately in my head upon seeing this...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p09hhXbsB9c)",
"Wobbuffet!",
"Hey that's me!",
"Rarely do things on TV, and moreover in ANIME, meet your expectations in real life, by HOLY DAMN.\n\nI'm excited just looking at it...it's perfect. I want to ride it.",
"Can confirm.. Spent many years in Saga and family still there. Love this festival. ",
"WOOOOOOOOOO—BBUFFET!!",
"*WOBOFFET*",
"WOBUFFET!",
"You’ve been waiting 6 years for this.",
"r/beetlejuicing",
"*WOBBUFFET!*",
"Wobbuffet!",
"Interesting design!\n\nVery well done, sad the meowthtail couldn't be included but Im guessing it was left out due to aero-issues",
"WOBBUFFET!",
"We did it Reddit",
"Wobbaffet!!",
"Wobbuffet!",
"WOOOOBBBBAAAFEEEETTTTTTT",
"Amazing photo, super cool",
"**WOBBUFFET**",
"Wobbafett!",
"Wobuffet!",
"https://youtu.be/nKX6gyeOLuk",
"Team Rocket!",
"WOBBUFFET!!",
"Love this thread! ",
"Wobbuffet!",
"Wobbufett!",
"WOBBUFFET!!",
"WOBBUFFET",
"VICTREEEEEEEEEE!!!\n\n*James's muffled cries of help*",
"Within Seconds i was mentally reciting the Team rocket song before i even seen the comments lmfao",
"WOBBUFFET!!!!!",
"Name checks out",
"And make it quinoctogenuple",
"WOBBUFFET!",
"You couldn't pay me to ride in that balloon. I've seen enough pokemon to know how this is going to end."
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"More like 30,000 years of symbiotic evolution with about 500 years of selective breeding at the end.",
"Sorry, I was going for the punchier title rather than splitting hairs. So there's absolutely no evidence of selective breeding at all other than the last 500 years? If so, repost this on r/facepalm. If not, just look at my ridiculous dog",
"You wouldn't say that if you were a squirrel. ",
"There is some evidence for certain breeds going back about 1500 years. (Shih Tzus for example) but a majority of breeding started very recently in Europe. Before that most dogs were essentially smallish, docile, human friendly, wolves (with several thousand years of domestic but unaided evolution).",
"Selective breeding involves breeding for character traits, not just aesthetics. Hunter-gatherers were pretty much 100% utilitarian, I expect they would only tolerate a dog if it performed a function. If it didn't display the desirable character traits (trainability, demeanour towards humans, etc), it would just be killed before it could pass it's undesirable traits to its offspring. I admit I'm pretty hazy on the exact semantics of it, but to me that seems closer to selective breeding than it does to evolution, so I won't edit my title "
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"That escalated quickly. ",
"WOODEN TABLES",
"Shouldn't have wasted so much time writing the letter",
"And then putting it on a car\n\nAnd then taking a picture\n\nAnd then uploading the pic\n\nAnd then making a post\n\nAnd then checking the upvotes..."
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"Are we supposed to gain information from this image?",
"Yes. They all knew.",
"When was this pic taken? ",
"I still have no idea what's going on.",
"Oprah's about to break his hand",
"Looks like the Arians are getting out in front of a possible Oprah run in 2020.",
"nice pic",
"Oprah's a gatekeeper. ",
"That's Harvey Weinstein. I'm not sure the actress, but basically with this picture, it's saying Oprah knew what a scumbag he was, but now she's crusading for women. ",
"*aryans*",
"The right is triggered by black women saying things",
"Wow, people talking. Even though I have ZERO context as to what's going on, I'll just inject my own thoughts into the scene. /s",
"Or perhaps Oprah is sneering at Weinstein while holding onto this unknown actress protectively. \n",
"Your participation encourages me to add my two-cents...",
"What did I miss and why am I seeing multiple posts about Oprah and Weinstein?",
"Because she knew about Harvey and didn’t say anything.",
"Oh, has something come out saying that?",
"Oprah spoke on the topic of women being victimized in Hollywood last night at the Golden Globe awards. The speech, which I have not heard, has made an impression on a number of people, such that \"Oprah 2020\" was trending on Twitter this morning, as people suggested she run against President Trump. \n\nThe picture, I imagine, is to attempt to call her out as a hypocrite, as Weinstein is a blatant and repeated victimizer or women, or to delegitimize any potential candidacy before it's considered or announced. ",
"Is Oprah her pimp?",
"Lol. So the smear begins.\n\nTime to get those talking points together!",
"No. They haven't.\n\nI mean nothing would surprise me but this is just a smear campaign so far.",
"Based on what are you making this claim on?\n\nLet me guess feels and alt right facts?",
"Everyone knew. Worst kept secret. They made jokes about it at awards ceremonies and everything. ",
"Is that intended to be bad or something? ",
"You really think everyone in Hollywood didn’t know? \n\nhttp://www.newsweek.com/will-more-men-hollywood-be-exposed-emma-thompson-says-weinstein-just-top-very-684346",
"Oh I am sure lots of them were aware of it, and its coming out at a good pace. But it seems like most of the predators were men, and she doesn't seem like a logical fit to be in the middle of it.\n\nWhat proof do you have that she was involved, hell she could have been a victim of the system if anything.",
"I hope to god she runs against Trump. The amount of laughs I will get when Trump wins again would be tremendous. I no longer give a fuck who wins, I'm just in it for the comedic value as our country falls farther into disarray because both sides suck a big dick. ",
"She knew is the point",
"Based on what.",
"Depends if she knew and did nothing I guess? I was just replying to the previous question as to who they were. ",
"I read it as aliens.\n\n",
"LIZARD MEN",
"Thank You. I was thinking I was thee only one seeing people freak out at Oprah for something she had literally nothing to do with.",
"That attitude is what got him in man. I don't know who you are, but eventually they will come for you and it will all stop being so funny.",
"What the f yes already knew the black card was going to get played when is the woman card going to drop?",
"They've already come for me. So far I saw my tax bill reduced by about $720. That same tax bill saw a massive reduction in the owner of my employers' corporate tax rate. That immediately turned into almost a 30% raise for me. Yeaaaa, it's an awful life...",
"Wow you're a triggered racist and misogynist little snowflake aren't you? Sad that you keep coming to this dead thread to downvote people who aren't like you. Truly pathetic. ",
"Using multiple account for vote manipulation on reddit is a bannable offense. You're voting people down on a dead thread and presenting an argument that is not within the context of this thread. You should better ways to use your time. ",
"Only have this account. Truth is the truth no matter how old the thread is but the thread is new to me. And how can Oprah running for president be an old thread now then she just announced that yesterday?",
"Think this is the she is a Kenyan bit as preemptive strike ",
"Master, I have brought you fresh meat. ",
"So many buzzwords. So little depth.",
"No, this right here, what you just said is the same type of shit that got him elected the first time around. ",
"I'm with HER!",
"How so?",
"All the sjws helped sway anyone on the fence to vote against Hilary. People got sick of the left screaming everyone was racist, sexist blah blah blah so they voted out of spite. ",
"Yeah, thats what I thought you were going to say. And I agree. Its a damned shame that \"the left\" always ends up sounding condescending. But when the other side is defending/promoting the current dumpster fire administration, its hard not to.\n\nStill, burning the house down because you don't like the color still seems like a dumb response.",
"And electing an evil woman that is currently being investigated for pay to play politics would have been better for the US?? She deliberately withheld information from the FBI as well as destroyed evidence. HRod is also a racist, remember super-predators or Robert Byrd her mentor (KKK leader). What world do you live in that makes you think either one of these fuck sticks is fit to be in office? Let it all burn. Maybe millennials will finally wake up and START fucking voting and get anyone over the age of 45 the fuck out of DC.",
"You know, normally I would just give up now. I live in the real world as you asked, and it is clear as day to me, she was by orders of magnitude the lesser of two evils. But I am not going to change your mind any more than you are going to change mine.\n\nHowever, I cannot help but notice a little bit of horseshoe theory is happening here. I 100% agree that the left has a real messaging problem (as you say, beating everyone who is not on their team with racism, bigotry, chauvinism labels), I also totally agree that everyone in D.C. needs to be MUCH younger (we should not be having endless debates about wether they are going senile, or how their health is holding up), and I further completely agree that the largest part of the problem is apathy, and if people would actually vote we might be able to fix some of this shit.\n\nAnd it is interesting that while we have a number of the same fundamental views, we are by anyones definition (including, no doubt our own) political adversaries. I would rather try and fix it, you would rather wait until it gets bad enough that we (all of us) have to start over, but we both see the same fundamental problems. And I bet we would actually agree on a lot of the solutions.\n\nBut as things stand we are on opposing teams. So you know, get fucked.",
"The fact that you said \"opposing teams\" proves my point. We are not on opposing teams, I would bet a large amount of money we agree on 90% of everything. You have been conditioned to see anyone that disagrees as them, the enemy, or in your case the other \"team\". I am not on a team like left right or blue red. The two party system is what got us here and fixing it will not work. We need a truly centric party devoted to bridge the gap between \"us\" and \"them\". It's crazy how many times I've had interactions with people on left and right that agree on most things but still say shit like \"get fucked\" based on who each other voted for. This attitude is seen on both sides. Both sides yell into echo chambers and google just for confirmation bias. ",
"Nice example of her evil. If she actually runs I'm sure we will have thousands of these",
"Yeah, I should have ended that last line with /s. ",
"Don't you know? If a liberal knows someone, they're responsible for all of that person's sins & mistakes.\n\n\nEven Republicans:\n\n\nhttps://boingboing.net/2016/10/03/sen-mitch-mcconnell-blames-oba.html",
">They've already come for me. So far I saw my tax bill reduced by about $720. That same tax bill saw a massive reduction in the owner of my employers' corporate tax rate. That immediately turned into almost a 30% raise for me. \n\n\n\nHahahahahaha...the delusion. Same trick Bush did:\n\nhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=DF_vTm35SEA",
"Not really. Just your committed demographic, the core, the ones so hooked into the media you all repeat the same shit. \n\n\nThe ones we can ignore, since there's no helping them.\n\n\nSwing voters & pissed voters are on our side now. And Trump just keeps making more & looking weak. Popcorn time for the State of the Union embarrassment. ",
"Uh huh. Start making money then tell me how you feel.",
"What makes you think I support Trump? Just because I point out problems with one side doesn't mean I'm on the other. This us vs them shit is destroying our country. If you think one side is right and one is wrong you are an idiot. "
] | 59 | pics | THANKS OPRAH |
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"It's not *not* the day for this that's for sure.",
"Why is today the day?\n\nIs it because [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/educationalgifs/comments/7oytp9/using_a_single_piece_of_string_to_securely_carry/) is trending in /r/educationgifs?\n\nDo you have instructions on making this? I originally thought you used a plastic cup, but after looking a bit more closely, it definitely seems like glass. More detailed instructions would definitely be appreciated.",
"This is known as Macrame. I just made this basic tutorial for you with ugly coloured green cotton yarn....you might find a better tutorial online but, of not...\n\nMacrame Mason Jar https://imgur.com/gallery/Qbrzt"
] | 3 | pics | I mean, I feel like today is the day for this. |
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/r/pics/comments/7p05yr/my_son_thought_it_would_be_a_good_idea_to_shoot/ | [
"Looks like your son just pulled landscaping duty!",
"fucking idiot ",
"It's not as bad as it seems. I recently got a new 4K Samsung TV and I put the old 50\" in his room. So it's his TV. So he's going to have to live with the crack until all the plasma leaks out. Then I'm going to give him my old 22\" TV that's just sitting in the closet. He kind of screwed himself honestly. Hopefully he learned a good lesson here! But seriously he is grounded for 2 weeks anyway haha\n\nEDIT: Also, he's only 10 years old so his logic center isn't fully developed yet (hopefully)\n",
"That's not too late for an abortion.",
"Why would your 10 yr old son need a 50\" TV?",
"I guess your parents didn't love you.",
"He doesn’t “need” it but I’d rather give it to him than throw it in the garbage. It has an issue where, on bright white scenes, there is some purple flashing spot at the top of the screen. That’s why I got a new TV. So it was probably going to go out soon anyway. ",
"Aaaaand the TV finally went out. Now he is using a 2009 model Samsung 37” that I got for free from my parents. He’s lucky I didn’t make him use my extra 22” TV for all his gaming needs. "
] | 8 | pics | My son thought it would be a good idea to shoot the 50" Samsung Plasma TV with a NERF gun. |
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/r/pics/comments/7p06k3/this_cat_has_an_unsettlingly_human_face/ | [
"The uncanny valley. ",
"That cat needs to get its life together",
"It's the moustache",
"This cat has seen some shit.",
"No, it's the eyes.",
"And a better beard than most Santas.",
"\"A cat is never early, Frodo Baggins, nor is he late. He arrives precisely when he means to... or sometimes not at all, because he has far more pressing things to be doing, like lying in the sun or spazzing out for no discernible reason whatsoever. The point, Frodo, is that you have yet to offer me food.\"",
"That cat should be doing ads for Quaker Oats and reverse mortgages.",
"Purrrrrrl Ives\n\nGood for you, OP. \n\nhttp://karmadecay.com/results/u9922765\n\n\n\n",
"Ho ho ho, MEOW-y Christmas!",
"cat looks like Hugh Laurie from House",
"Insert Cat pun here: ",
"I don't always sniff catnip, but when I do . . . . ",
"Yes and yes. I also think there is something strange about the bridge of its nose and forehead that seem odd for a cat. ",
"That cat ain't taking no shit. ",
"from the thumbnail i thought this was a really dark skinned dude with a super white beard",
"[Here](https://imgur.com/a/UH6pv) are some more pictures of this LaPerm Longhair. Credit to the photographer and owner, [Elodie Letot](http://catcolours.com/post/157220846517/lpl-chocolatewithwhite).",
"This cat looks like he needs to talk to you about your annual performance review, and you know it's gonna be a rough talk.",
"That cat looks wise as fuck.",
"Because it's not real. This is a test shot from upcoming cg movie \"Right here, right meow\". This is a fully rendered cg character portrayed by critically acclaimed actor Andy Serkis. (it's obvious when you look at the eyes)",
"'I don't appreciate your shit and how about a brushy every once in a while.' -cat",
"r/woahdude",
"Why is he looking at me? He’s making me uncomfortable. Do I owe him money?",
"Confucius cat say; a chair is wherever you choose to sit ",
"The power of suggestion is so strong that now this cat does look like Serkis to me. You are the hero we deserve.",
"Little dude looks like he's out of a Ken Burns documentary",
"This cat just took a shit.",
"I'm not seeing it. Looks like a cat to me.",
"\"I've had enough of your shit, Karen\"",
"[This checks out.](https://i.imgur.com/BR0zhgV.jpg)",
"I think you have a misconception as to what humans look like.",
"*”It’s dangerous to go alone, take me”*",
"honestly kinda looks like a character from a Wes Anderson film",
"Khajit has wares if you have coin.",
"That cat looks like he be payin' taxes.",
"In pic 3, suddenly turned into a weasel...",
"The second picture looks like some photoshopped a cat's head on an alpaca.",
"\"I am the one who meows!\" ",
"Ron Purrrrman",
"The uncatty valley...\n\nsorry... so sorry..",
"[Got that Dhalsim-beard going](https://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Street-Fighter-V-Dhalsim-6.jpg)",
"Looks like Patrick Stewart as a tom cat.",
"Ron Swanson",
"God damn wizard",
"Why does a cat on the beach remind you of Christmas?",
"This cat looks like my best friends husband. ",
"He/she reminds me of Hugh Laurie.",
"Santa Claws",
"Snarf snarf!",
"The hair in its ears looks like Yoda hair",
"Creepiest shit ever is when you come across a cat speaking in tongues. ",
"Vladislav just can't get the faces anymore...",
"No, it does not",
"r/AccidentalWesAnderson?",
"That ancient lyrian dna coming threw lol",
"It’s the chin area I think ",
"It has the same facial expression as Martin Freeman.....",
"He needs a shave and a haircut.",
"Ron Swanson?",
"Looks like what'd happen if Dumbledore's animagus form was a cat.",
"Why does this look like it has been taxidermied in every picture?",
"Yeah, I mean, i don't even see it a little bit... and I tried ",
"This belongs in r/accidentalwesanderson",
"He looks like every Civil War general ever.",
"Oh god. I can't put my finger on exactly what about his face is doing it, but it's super uncanny valley. So unsettling.",
"santa claus beard",
"I feel like he's saying \"son, I'm not mad. just disappointed\" ",
"Red Foreman or Red Furcat.",
"r/photoshopbattles anyone?",
"It reminds me of doctor house, but yeah i just see a cat. ",
"Looks like [The Cat with Hands](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PR9NZlAB4)",
"\"Remember your training, boy!\"",
"Here. The unkitty meowy. Feel better?",
"Look at the full sized image (works better on a monitor, not a phone I think). Turn your brightness way up and look at the spot directly between its eyes. ",
"\"EEEEEDWARD. I knocked all your shit onto the floor.\"",
"[This cat looks like he may have shot Billy the Kid](https://i.imgur.com/DS9hHiT.jpg)",
"This cat looks like it built the log cabin in which it was born.",
"mr Bond villain.",
"its the fur. Cats usually keep their fur very groomed, while this one seems to be handled by a taxidermist playing football with the cat",
"Its Prismo in his cat form",
"William Dafeline(Dafoe)",
"This human has an unsettlingly cat face.*",
"If you're high.",
"Egad, yes. Like an anime character or something.",
"[Ran it through a deep dream generator with penrose tiles](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/ddg-dream/dream_5a9mmnnzz3k.jpg?1515538441488)"
] | 86 | pics | This cat has an unsettlingly human face. |
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"Idiot, should be fined for blocking the hard shoulder.",
"Fuck you he’s respecting a fallen brother",
"Still pretty dangerous for him and mostly for other motorists. ",
"How do you know he's a veteran? \n \nThat's not a salute.",
"Idk about everyone else who's commented so far, but I like it.",
"He might not be a veteran, but he is showing his respect, though he probably should have taken his hat off.",
"And how did this guy know it was a WWII vet going by him? He's a truck driver, he's not checking in in each town he goes through to see if any WWII vets are having funerals that day. \n\nEasy karma is easy I suppose. Though I am surprised this isn't Gallowboob..... yet. ",
"I like the sentiment behind it... but I don't like the click-bait title.",
"Maybe he just wants his own parade.",
"Karma free title:\nguy stands near truck checking shirt pocket for something.",
"That seems unsafe. ",
"If he was a vet he would be saluting. He's a civilian. ",
"Oh look, troop worship again!",
"Maybe announced it on a cb radio.",
"The soldier died for his greed. takes money to kill other people is not a heroic thing.",
"How fucking stupid are you? Not every military member is in the infantry. Also killing a man whilst fighting for freedom and county isn’t “murder”, you also get paid very little in the military.",
"> whilst fighting for freedom\n\nWhat?",
"The US is in the Middle East to keep people from doing more 9/11s",
"ok you are a troll.",
"Ah yes the classic liberal move, every time y’all get one point against you you claim “you are troll reee!!11!1!”. I beat you, now admit it. I beat you in this “argument”."
] | 20 | pics | Army veteran pulls his semi-truck over on the highway, gets out to salute WWII veteran's funeral procession |
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/r/pics/comments/7p078v/this_picture_of_oprah_and_weinstein_wont_age_well/ | [
"Looks like he's the victim here",
"she hasnt even officially announced that she is running and already her life is about to be revealed hardcore",
"Very presidential.",
"Lol lots of people have taken photos with Weinstein ",
"Wait, what? Please no. Can we go back to having boring presidents? ",
"And so it begins",
"If Donald Trump has thought (taught) us anything, it should be that we will not elect a president just because of name recognition with little qualifications. ",
"Anybody who has had their picture taken with him is guilty! GUILTY I SAY!",
"Sadly, that age has passed. It was a pretty nice time in history though.",
"Some even voluntarily!",
"This photo won't age well 100% because of the swamp-like creature on the right.",
"You act like it really matters. Meryl Streep gave a standing ovation for the pedophile and sexual predator Roman Polanski and the media didn't seem to care. Oprah hanging out and embracing a sexual predator will never be shown on a left leaning outlet, so she has nothing to worry about.",
"There really needs to be some prerequisites to run for President! Maybe Senator or Congressperson or Governor. I am all for draining the swamp of career politicians, but you need some experience to do this job well.",
"you don't understand. she's a minority *and* a woman. she literally cannot lose in the current and/or future year!",
"She knew, they all knew he's a rapist. Money over people though",
"CNN needs to stop promoting Oprah as a presidential candidate. This country is off the rails enough..we don't need Oprah running for president. ",
"Maybe to idiots it won't. ",
"Wow, already attacking her the day after?\n\nSomeone's afraid",
"[Ahem](http://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/171009110559-harvey-weinstein-donald-trump-2009-super-tease.jpg)\n\nYou were saying? Maybe you should try *not* politicizing every little thing. ",
"How many signed that petition in support of Polanski?\n\nI know that great \"champion\" of women's rights Natalie Portman did.",
"Can we have someone that hasn’t been a celebrity millionaire for most of their lives? Someone that wears boring suits and learns history and law because it’s so fun. ",
"Exactly.\n\nhttps://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2017/10/11/11-donald-trump-harvey-weinstein.w710.h473.jpg\n\nhttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/07/23/4521C20700000578-4959266-image-a-18_1507414963616.jpg\n\nhttp://media.breitbart.com/media/2017/10/GettyImages-143345879-1-e1508032626850-640x475.jpg",
"What if the government rigged it to elect him so that people think this way so that people wont care when we go back to having the \"establishment\" the way it was and nothing changes?",
"The picture is nothing big. Smoozing and picture-taking in Hollywood happens. Big deal.\n\nThe question is whether big names like Oprah and Streep knew about Weinstein and looked the other way. They were big enough to stand up for the countless women whose careers hinged on Weinstein. Did they know?\n\nI suspect Streep knew. No clue about Oprah, she was further removed from him it seems.",
"He has dementia and is easy to manipulate. His handlers are happy. ",
"I was just wiping my butthole, when my finger tip slipped through the toilet paper and dug into my wrinkled skin. I couldn’t help but to smell it over and over again. Am I the only one who does that?",
"*Aaayyyy*",
"He posts in t__D. Ignore him. \n",
"It's almost like Oprah had no idea about the allegations when this pic was taken four years ago.",
"Oprah is probably one of the few people with power comparable to Weinstein in the media/entertainment industry.\n\nWhich I suppose means that any time now we're going to find out about her 20,000 sq.ft. sex dungeon in Montecito.",
"Seriously what is happening",
"Did she not attend president school?",
"I don't know. Streep comes across as being sheltered and naive to me. A little ditsy. I think she avoids thinking about things that make her uncomfortable. ",
"like that's any excuse, where was [Obama to help the victims of Katrina](http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article170265837.html\\)?",
"dude...she's giving him a big ole wet kiss. FUUUUUUUCKED Up",
"username checks out tho",
"I'm the one politicizing it? They brought up the liberal media not holding Oprah accountable for associating with Weinstein. \n\nI'm just pointing out the flaw in that logic. It is whataboutism to provide a counter-example?\n\nBut anyway, I'll entertain you. Neither Trump or Oprah is wrong for associating with Weinstein. Weinstein was massive within the industry, and as entertainers there was just no way that Trump or Oprah could *not* be connected to him in some manner. Trying to use that as evidence of the failings of media accountability, or as evidence that Oprah or Trump is scum is absolutely stupid.\n\nNow, you can go back to your echo chamber and try to grasp endlessly at some sort of sense of purpose and identity.",
"No, she never gives the ol' minge a scratch. ",
"NBC tweeted her as being our next president last night, but have since deleted it.",
"Ah yes, the open secret of Weinstein's sexual abuse was unknown to one of the most powerful and well connected women in show business. ",
"Oprah built an actual multi-billion dollar empire out of nothing. She's a very competent executive with both business acumen, political savviness and moral compass. \n\nI'd still prefer a person that has experience running D.C. but given Trump, Oprah is like having an adult doing the job.",
"Roses are red.\n\nMoguls unite.\n\nThe Oprah Winfrey Network\n\nwill OWN you tonight.",
"Says the guy who thinks they are qualified to diagnose the POTUS with dementia lol. ",
"Lmao wew lad! Sure are dealing with that cognitive dissonance with some impressive mental gymnastics",
"[That's racist!](https://i.imgur.com/KisY5CN.jpg)",
"Nice, just go on a non sequitr, that will distract from the fact that you acted like a sanctimonious, partisan twat and got put in your place.",
"Whatever you gotta tell yourself dude, I got better stuff to do.",
"The child wandering into the conversation is you. And judging by the repugnant opinions you post, I'm fine with you not liking my opinion. I certainly do not want you on my side.",
"I dont think that there should be any hesitation to share this image. \n\nWe are in a climate where affiliation matters. Equal lefts equal rights. We justifiably shared images of Trump with KKK members, and should do the same with anyone associating with habitual sexual abusers. \n\n",
"huh?"
] | 52 | pics | This picture of Oprah and Weinstein won't age well |
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/r/pics/comments/7p07o2/greatest_board_game_ever_twinkies_not_included/ | [
"I'm out of the loop, what is it? It looks really cool.",
"Is that Tourettes Guy?",
"It's Dark Tower. An awesome game from the early 80s.",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Tower_(game)",
"I had one of these sitting in my parent's closet for decades. When I finally pulled it out I was thankful that Past Me (or more realistically, Past My Dad) took the batteries out so they could complete their natural life cycle by extruding their innards nearby, rather than inside the machine.\n\nAnd that remains the hardest part about playing it now. Where the hell can you find D batteries in this day and age.\n\nDo *Fortress America* next!",
"....this means something....",
"This was the best part of playing games at grandmas house, she loved it. When she passed no one else wanted it and I was ecstatic to get it!",
"Dark tower. I had one of those. ",
"Play the online Flash version: http://hofle.com/darktower/DarkTower.swf ",
"There is an iOS app also"
] | 10 | pics | Greatest Board game ever!!!! Twinkies not included. |
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/r/pics/comments/7p08ls/the_other_languages_on_this_coffee_sleeve_are/ | [
"\"...L'area de oolala\"\nXD ",
"That middle one could almost be Shiac!",
"Honestly, it looks more like mock Dutch than German. ",
"As someone that speaks Dutch, yed",
"I disagree. Way closer to German than Dutch."
] | 5 | pics | The Other Languages on this Coffee Sleeve are Mock French and Mock German |
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