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Still up at 4 , work at 11 is gonna be prime | 1 |
LUV when my hair is frozen π | 1 |
I love the hypocrisy of the holidays. | 1 |
You know you love an author when you figure out how a book ends long before it does but can't wait to see how the author actually ends it | 0 |
Girls who put their area code in their instagram about me...so clever! #stupidsauce #mymomcoulddobetter | 1 |
@user true sissy well said.. fit to live as a man... | 0 |
@user @user @user My,Nephew stopped a lot. His long hair. looks like a drug dealer. Never smoked anything Pills?not an aspirin. | 0 |
Guru's to newbies, everyone's getting in on this while they can. You need to see it RIGHT NOW | 0 |
Normalizing relations with Cuba? Huh. Get ready for more of this crap. #ThanksObama #bad | 1 |
We need a #Democracy #CoPocracy!!! #Police, #MorningJoe! #BlackLivesMatter #DemocracyMatters #Ferguson #EricGarner | 0 |
Yeah, the prom is the most important event in your life | 1 |
Well today can go fuck itself. | 0 |
Hell has frozen over. Literally. #Texas2015. | 0 |
Day 1. Ski school with instructor Patrick. Soon I'll be ready for the black slopes. ... | 1 |
Someone had a great sense of humor #TheyGaveMeTCUColorsForChristmas | 1 |
trivia crack is taking over my life. | 0 |
Can't get over this very British weather! Remember to check under you cars and wheels for any small animals, they like to hide under cars π±πΆ | 0 |
I tweeted about how dangerous Glasgow is, and a Glaswegian party venue followed me. #win | 1 |
Not a fun day for my mouth... Two teeth rebonded, one reengaged, and now I get to have my wisdom teeth out #soexcited | 1 |
@user You are not allowed to open that until Christmas day! | 0 |
let it go #afraid#frozen | 0 |
If #PMHarper gets reelected, these r the possibilities: he & #CPC cheated (again); #Canada has a collective #StockholmSyndrome; we're doomed | 0 |
@user Why don't you Tarmac all the speed humps in The Cut in 1 go instead of bit by bit as the brickwork disintegrates!|πScience | 0 |
Ready for the tax final | 1 |
Gotta study and I'm like, who cares?! #perksofbeingasenior π | 1 |
@user I'm relaxed, and waiting for the facts to come out. But I've listened to Blaine hammer on players for doing similar before. | 0 |
I was going 2 post my opinions on#obama#cuba but i will save it , till after his #speech. #peacemaker | 1 |
also sick names | 1 |
#latergram with thegoldcoin. Classes done, research is not. #gradschool #basic #blessed ... | 1 |
I'm a Victoria Secret model. It's such a secret not even Victoria knows. | 1 |
@user @user not knowing that it was about covering the points hasn't kept us from winning two weeks and almost winning a 3rd. | 0 |
The mouse's first incepted memory was just the sound: BRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWP! | 0 |
What's the correct word for racism (towards white people)?|There is none.|#racism|#is||#good|#4anyone | 0 |
#JeremyNortham there, insulting Piano's and songs. Shut the fuck up man. Bet you thought you were #epic.... #GosfordPark. | 1 |
I do #speak #because I #want to #save #someone. I speak because I like. Who am I #to save... vodka lime and lemonade is the one πππ3460 1 Sneezing when you have to pee #jusygirlythings 3461 1 @leyawn @user I encourage you... to educated yourself" | 0 |
amazing how many "americans" slag off capitalism , from the comfort of armchairs, sipping decaf,skinny, pumpkins spice lattes | 1 |
A very happy birthday to @user - we'll be toasting in your honor tonight. @user @user | 0 |
Oh, joy! 'Tis the season for "Christmas came early" leads. #DoBetter | 1 |
It's been a great week for dictators. Congrats North Korea and Cuba. | 1 |
Bang-on. Great insight. RT @user Interesting read: Democracy in AB is about management, not ideology: #ableg | 0 |
So that was the inception episode. Down to the tangerine/ spinning top. Subtle. | 1 |
@user what happens if I RT ? | 0 |
Wassup buddy....hows everything. ..will look for you "@EduMkareThaDj: @user boss kupotea nayo..Acha hizo #notcool bro " | 0 |
As if i need more water in my pasture. | 1 |
@user SHE SHOWED YOU! | 1 |
@user but Russell is a good christian fella, he wouldn't do that. | 1 |
NYPD blog: Don't you feel safe and protected? #ICantBreathe | 1 |
How do I make more money now in my business? Loral Langemeire's best seller The Millionaire Maker. Get your copy | 0 |
@user And when you overpay for that talent you get stuck w/ that talent. Which perpetuates the losing cycle the Cubs are in | 0 |
is too complex a word for him to understand @user @user @user | 0 |
@user @user .@SLMPD has warned @user about Bassem.Heck, they might already know him! #Ferguson #NYC | 0 |
The worst is when they consider things like "conservative tribune" as a credible source of information. Totally not bias. | 1 |
Not even 8am and I can already see this is going to be a wonderful day #needmorecoffee | 1 |
Home finally! What a way to start the christmas break!!! ππ | 0 |
I got to meet a real CSI tonight #cool but the little jerks who broke into his office at 2am coolπ‘ | 0 |
#Video on #Jesus and #Bulldogs which is #deep and #meaningful|cough, |#dog #dogs #bulldog #religion #vlog|http://t.co/HoUeTiFR2N | 1 |
Cooper's been busy today | 1 |
I love waking up with migraines π | 1 |
Getting some night heli shots of @user for @user @user @user #nh #skiing... | 0 |
@user It's really difficult not to bark back at my pms-ing daughter. When bae tweets about you < | 0 |
@user very clever jack! Changed the word "big" to "no",go to bed feeling like you've made a difference to society #youareagenius | 1 |
I love when half the group is really committed and the other half just doesn't give a crap! #perfection | 1 |
This guy who started jack hammering at 6 this morning right outside my window can stop anytime now!! #sleepingbeauty | 1 |
Had no sleep and have got school now happyπ‘ | 0 |
@user @user @user you talk about biased behavior. go read some of the paid articles about paycoin. | 1 |
Everone is supporting Fawad alam :D|No fawad no cricket :D :v|#Supportfawad |#Usman | 1 |
says women & blacks are a different "species" @user @user @user @user @user | 0 |
@user I see what you did there | 0 |
@user @user @user @user yeah they look like plastic :/ | 0 |
@user yay!!!! It works #HateWhenThingsDontWorkRight | 1 |
This has nothing to do with anything at all, but I hate the word "fleek". It sounds like something I'd name my Neopet. | 0 |
@user I bet you're gonna be outside today, its soooo warm, T-shirt and shorts weather π³π #Funny | 1 |
@user @user let's face it, at the mo there's delays on any day ending in a y! #valueformoneynot | 1 |
That's nice. | 1 |
2 1/2 hour nap then up for a ct scan at the hospital. perfect timing. | 1 |
I can be mad at you for a matter of 15 min then I can't stand not talking to you. | 0 |
Shoutout to my mom for being hella supportive of me | 1 |
By @user "π₯π₯π₯@dipmag Gears up to release its next issueπ 'Wifey Series' with #covermodels... | 0 |
@user Stay faithful or stay single | 0 |
@user will tweet you when I've got it back up and running. | 0 |
Congratulations @user - so well deserved. I hope you enjoy the of this notification from Twitter | 1 |
Currently a bus wanker. I hate people π #stinks #gobonastick #dickheads | 0 |
The worst part about it is the crosswalk is a memorial to a kid who was killed by a nigga just like HIM, who didn't stop. | 1 |
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL, HOW COULD YOU BE FINE? COZ I'M NOT FINE AT ALL Oh wait. Fixed the caps lock ^.^ #LaughNow .o. | 1 |
@user y r women considered inferior2men by society even wen in most of d families 2day men need women4decision making! :D | 1 |
99 % of Maldives is water. Yet, we're experiencing a water shortage. | 1 |
@user I just did it. What's the prize? | 0 |
Religion is unfounded, else, Allah would have saved the kids. . @user @user #PeshawarAttack #PakSchoolSiege | 1 |
I need to get up, but Sasha is way too cute! | 0 |
J Cole has a song about being a Virgin and then not being a virgin. #musicalgenius #innovation | 1 |
The power went out in Delano. #blackout in some parts.βΊπ Still #HappyNewYear everyone. #besafe #goodnight | 0 |
Band playing "Two Tickets to Paradise" in parking lot at Redskins game. #Redskins | 1 |
@user I guess I'm the one who supposed to say that. | 0 |
Yeah this is so cool just fucking woke up | 1 |
Well on a positive note if I can stay awake for another hour I can go get my blood work done! #positivenote fun stuff | 1 |
Original Content is hard to come by. -Anonymous #writingtips #quoteoftheday | 1 |
@user so helpful | 1 |
i think BurgerKing is working with the SJWs. my fries are as salty as SJWs about @user winning an award | 0 |
Why must I pay more for car insurance when I don't have to? Don't get ripped off - trust GoSkippy | 0 |
Archive pick: Who Makes You Laugh When They're Off Sick? #mehblog #littlemeh #doctor | 0 |