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they say that we are funny-looking.

ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.

ha! we're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.

we're funny-looking because we wear clothes.

i have to clean the house.

yes, it's very dirty.

yes, it's very dirty.

you can help me.

you can help me.

why me?

why me?

because you helped make it dirty.

because you helped make it dirty.

what do you want me to do?

what do you want me to do?

i want you to clean the bathroom.

i want you to clean the bathroom.

oh, that's easy.

oh, that's easy.

clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.

clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.

that's a lot of work.

that's a lot of work.

tell me when you finish.

tell me when you finish.

i don't think so. you'll just give me more work.

you're watching too much tv.

what do you mean?

what do you mean?

i mean you're wasting your life.

i mean you're wasting your life.

i'm having fun.

i'm having fun.

you're sitting there with your mouth open.

you're sitting there with your mouth open.

who cares?

who cares?

i care. do something.

i care. do something.

okay. i did something.

okay. i did something.

what did you do?

what did you do?

i turned up the volume.

i turned up the volume.

that's not what i meant by "do something."

that's not what i meant by "do something."

will you do something? leave me alone.

did you write a letter to grandma?

yes, i did.

yes, i did.

did you tell her about school?

did you tell her about school?

i told her that school is fun.

i told her that school is fun.

did you put the letter in an envelope?

did you put the letter in an envelope?

yes, and i sealed the envelope.

yes, and i sealed the envelope.

did you put a stamp on the envelope?

did you put a stamp on the envelope?

i couldn't find any stamps.

i couldn't find any stamps.

they're in the kitchen drawer.

they're in the kitchen drawer.

okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.

okay. i just put a stamp on the envelope.

give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.

give me the envelope, and i'll mail it for you.

when is grandma going to learn about e-mail?

why are you yawning?

i'm sleepy.

i'm sleepy.

why don't you go to bed?

why don't you go to bed?

i want to watch this tv show.

i want to watch this tv show.

maybe you should record it.

maybe you should record it.

the tape recorder is broken.

the tape recorder is broken.

then you should watch the rerun.

then you should watch the rerun.

why? i'm watching the original.

why? i'm watching the original.

but you'll be asleep in about one minute.

but you'll be asleep in about one minute.

i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.

i'm just yawning because the commercials are on.

okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.

okay. i'll tell you how the show ends.

zzz.

it's sunday.

so?

so?

you know what that means.

you know what that means.

i forgot.

i forgot.

sunday means we go to church.

sunday means we go to church.

oh, yeah.

oh, yeah.

put on a coat and tie.

put on a coat and tie.

why?

why?

to show respect to god and others.

to show respect to god and others.

i'm glad sunday is only once a week.

i'm glad sunday is only once a week.

i hope god didn't hear that.

i hope god didn't hear that.

he'll forgive me.

did you feed the cat?

i'll do that in a minute.

i'll do that in a minute.

the cat is meowing. he's hungry.

the cat is meowing. he's hungry.

okay. i'll feed him right now.

okay. i'll feed him right now.

you shouldn't make him wait.

you shouldn't make him wait.

i was doing my homework.

i was doing my homework.

the cat doesn't care about your homework.

the cat doesn't care about your homework.

the cat doesn't care about anything.

the cat doesn't care about anything.

that's the way cats are.

that's the way cats are.

all they think about is themselves.

all they think about is themselves.

maybe we should get rid of him.

maybe we should get rid of him.

of course not! he's family.

i hate shaving.

me too.

me too.

i just cut myself again.

i just cut myself again.

did you use a new blade?

did you use a new blade?

it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.

it doesn't matter. old blades cut, new blades cut.

maybe you should use an electric shaver.

maybe you should use an electric shaver.

they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.

they make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.

maybe you should stop shaving.

maybe you should stop shaving.

and grow a beard?

and grow a beard?

sure. why not?

sure. why not?

because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.

because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.

hmm. here's an idea. put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.

excuse me.

yes?

yes?

are you reading this paper?

are you reading this paper?

oh, no. help yourself.

oh, no. help yourself.

i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.

i asked because the paper is sitting next to you.

thank you. that's polite of you to ask.

thank you. that's polite of you to ask.

some people would just pick it up.

some people would just pick it up.

yes, i know. some people are rude.

yes, i know. some people are rude.

i always try to be polite.

i always try to be polite.

so do i.

so do i.

the world needs more polite people like us.

the world needs more polite people like us.

i agree 100 percent.

mom, i want a puppy.

let me think about it.

let me think about it.

why do you have to think about it?

why do you have to think about it?

because a puppy costs money.

because a puppy costs money.

no, it doesn't. puppies are free.

no, it doesn't. puppies are free.

yes, but a puppy needs shots.

yes, but a puppy needs shots.

shots for what?

shots for what?

so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.

so it won't get sick. just like you get shots.

i hate shots.

i hate shots.

and a puppy eats food. food costs money.

and a puppy eats food. food costs money.

no problem. i'll give him food off my plate.