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• “Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.” |
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• “You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you.” |
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• “How did you do in geometry? Because you look good from every angle.” |
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• “What are you doing down here?” (“Down where?”) “On Earth! Because if you’re down |
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• “Can I get a selfie? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas this year.” |
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• “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.” |
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• “Are you asthma? Because you’re taking my breath away.” |
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• “Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper to me.” |
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• “I think I just saw you on Spotify! You were listed as the hottest single.” |
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• “What’s your name? I never knew that [insert name] also meant happiness.” |
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• “You can call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you.” |
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• “You must be a carbon sample because I really want to date you.” |
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• “Are you a hydraulic press? Cause you got me crushing.” |
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• “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.” |
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• “Is there an airport nearby? I think my heart just took off when I saw you.” |
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• “I think I found the recipe for happiness. It starts with ‘U’ and ends with ‘u and me |
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• “Are you a compass? Because I think talking to you has helped me find my way.” |
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• “You didn’t tell me you knew magic. You don’t? Then how come everything else disappears |
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• “Are you a triangle? Because you’re a cute one!” |
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• “Do you like keyboards? Because you’re just my type.” |
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• “Is it hot here? No? Must just be you then.” |
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• “You’re a 3… because you need to realize I’m the 1 made 4 you.” |
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• “Are you YouTube because I want you-to-be mine.” |
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• “Are you the weeknd? Cause I’d die for you.” |
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• “Is your name April? Because I’m a fool for you.” |
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• “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.” |
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• “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.” |
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• “Are you a door? Because you’re adoorable.” |
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• “All the good pick-up lines are taken… but are you?” |
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• “Are you Elsa? Because I can’t let you go.” |
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• “Are you Fortnight? Because I’d never play you.” |
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• “I want you to look at the first three words.” |
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• “Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.” |
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• “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t erase you from my mind.” |
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• “Are you an onion? Because I’ve been crying for you.” |
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• “Math is so confusing. It’s always talking about x and y when it should be talking about u |
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• “So your parents are artists? No? Then how did they make such a masterpiece?” |
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• “What’s your name? Nemo? Because I’ve been trying to find you.” |
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• “It’s time to pay up because you’ve been living in my mind rent-free.” |
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• “I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.” |
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• Hi. I’m Mrs./Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. |
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• Einstein said that nothing is faster than the speed of light. But he never saw how fast I |
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• Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for. |
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• You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my |
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• Even the keyboard knows that U and I should be together. |
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• Are you the Big Bang? Because you just set off a universe of feelings in my heart. |
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• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te. |
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• Are you the first of April? Because I’m feeling like a fool for you. |
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• I want you… to read the first three words of this text. |
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• I might not be Abraham. But I’d still like to know when we’re Lincoln up. |
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• There must be something up with my eyes. I can’t take them off you. |
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• Are you a wall? Because I can’t get over you. |
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• Are you studying history? Because I will give you a date to remember. |
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• We may not be socks. But you and I would make a great pair. |
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• Are you an appendix? Because I want to take you out. |
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• Do you have a fishtail? Because we are mermaids for each other. |
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• Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. |
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• I’m like Q. I do best with U next to me. |
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• You might need some sunglasses because our future together is incredibly bright. |
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• Are you a ride at Disneyland? Because I’ll wait for you forever. |
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• Are you an artist? Because you just painted a smile on my face. |
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• Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. |
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• Are you a tazer? Because you are stunning. |
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• Have you ever seen Star Wars? Because Yoda is a person for me. |
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• Are you an onion? Because you make my eyes water. |
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• Are you a dictionary? Because you are giving a meaning to my life. |
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• You must play soccer because you are a keeper. |
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• Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest. |
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• I don’t believe in love at first sight. But I would make an exception for this case. |
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• No wonder the sky is grey. All the color is in your eyes. |
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• Are you English breakfast? Because you’re a hot-tea. |
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• Your parents must be a baker. Because you are a cutie pie. |
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• I used to think I needed glasses. But now I can see clearly that we’re meant to be together. |
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• Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you the second I saw you |
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• Are you my phone charger? Because I’d die without you |
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• Do you play cards? Because you’re gambling with my heart |
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• Are you an artist? Because you’re really drawing me in |
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• Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you? |
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• “Are you Reddit stories? Because I’ll always listen to you.” |
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• Are you anxiety? Because you’re making my heart race.” |
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• “Do you work for NASA? Because your beauty is out of this world.” |
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• “Are you from Korea? Because I think you’re my Seoul-mate.” |
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• “Are you a strawberry? Because I’ll always pick you.” |
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• Are you today’s date? Because you’re looking like a solid 10/10. |
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• Do you work at Emirates? Because you look like first class. |
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• Is your name WiFi? Because I feel a connection. |
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• Are you a mango? Because you look too good to be true. |
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• Your eyes are deeper than the Rawal Lake. I could dive in forever. |
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• You must be chaat because I can’t get enough of your company. |
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• Looking at you feels like watching the sunset in Hunza Valley. Breathtaking. |
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• Being with you is like seeing the northern lights. It takes my breath away. |
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• You’re sweeter than gulab jamun. May I have a taste? |
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• Your smile glows brighter than the lamps in the Lahore Fort. |
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• Being with you feels like flying over the Karakoram mountains – exhilarating. |
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• My heart races like a train on the Karachi Railway whenever you’re near. |
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• Are you a cup of chai? Because you’re my favorite. |
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• Is your smile brighter than the lights during Eid? |
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• Are you a Karachi biryani? Because you’re a perfect blend of flavors. |
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• Are you a Lahore Fort? Because I’d love to explore your beauty. |
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• Are you a monsoon breeze? You’ve swept me off my feet. |
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• Is your name Jannat? Because being with you feels like paradise. |
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• Are you a Sufi poet? Your words touch the depths of my soul. |
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• Are you the Badshahi Mosque? You have a majestic presence. |
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• Do you have a bit of Basant in you? Because you’ve lifted my spirits. |
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• Is your smile as sweet as a gulab jamun? |
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• Are you a truck art? Because you’re a masterpiece work of art. |
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• Do you have a passport? Because you’ve got a visa to my heart. |
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• Is your charm as captivating as the K2 peak? |
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• Are you a chai? Because you’re warm and comforting. |
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• Are you a jalebi? Because you’re sweet and delicious. |
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• Are you a mango? Because you’re the king of my heart. |
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• Are you a shalwar kameez? Because you’re modest and beautiful. |
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• Are you a jhumka? Because you’re elegant and stylish. |
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• Are you a Qawali? Because you’re energetic and uplifting. |
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• Are you a ghazal? Because you’re poetic and romantic. |
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• Are you a Nazm? Because you’re meaningful and profound. |
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• Are you a Urdu novel? Because you’re captivating and engaging. |
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• Are you a drama? Because you’re full of twists and turns. |
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• Are you a banana? We should get married because I'm akela |
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"• Girl , are u Pakistan ? cus I'd sacrifice my own life for you |
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• Baby, I would eat your rotiyaan even if they were square |
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• JUST LIKE MY SLIPPERS in masjid, you stole my heart, and now its gone forever |
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• When I first saw you, I said MashaAllah.. after that, I’ve only been saying InshaAllah |
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• Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print. " |
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"• Even if there were no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you |
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• I blame you for global warming, you're too hot to handle! " |
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"• For a third-world country, you're pretty well developed. |
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• “I never thought it would make a difference to talk about what I’m feeling on the inside, |
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• If they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart! |
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• I’ve spent so much time working with computers, you bet I know how to turn things on |
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• Date me because I have side projects instead of side chicks |
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• If I pull and push it in, know that I am already committing. |
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• Are you a keyboard, cause you're my type " |
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• May I append my surname to your name? |
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• You are my bug in my code coz i spend all my time on you |
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• Are you an exception? Let me catch you. |
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"• Are you a semicolon, because you totally completing me! " |
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• Can you be my html because i will give my body to you |
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• Are you double? You always float inside my head. |
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• I can't wait to inject my SQL into your application layer. |
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• I always forget ; because I want to end it with you |
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• I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you. |
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• You have triggered my activation function. I'd like to descend your gradients. |
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• I'd like to explore the area under your curves. |
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• Are you data? Because I would like to visualization you in the rawest form. |
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• Are you unstructured data? Because I think I am the only one who can make sense out. |
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• are you data? The only pattern I recognize is how hot you are. |
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• “Are you a data point? Because you’re definitely an outlier in my life.” |
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• “Are you a machine learning model? Because you just predicted my future.” |
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• “Are you a regression line? Because you make all my scattered emotions come together.” |
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• “You must be a deep neural network because you’ve got so many hidden layers.” |
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• “Are you a big data set? Because I just can’t stop analyzing your every move.” |
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• “Do you believe in love at first byte? Or should we increase the sample size?” |
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• Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on! |
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• Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time. |
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• You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind. ? |
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• Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever. |
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• Are you the limited edition Harry Potter hardbound book? Because I can’t look away from |
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• Do you have a pen? So I can write your virginity in my death note. (Death Note) |
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• Girl have you mastered the Rasengan? Because every time your hand touches me you |
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• Zoro has the three sword style. But I’m really good with my one sword. (One Piece) |
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• Call me All Might cause I’m just looking to Texas Smash. (My Hero Academia) |
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• I wish I was a demon because I really want you to slay me tonight. (Demon Slayer) |
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• Are you Nezuko? Because I want to be in your box. (Demon Slayer) |
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• I’ll love you longer than all the One Piece episodes. (One Piece) |
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is your last name ackerman? because your beauty is unmatched ;) |
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• Are you a Titan? Because I’d love it if you’d “attack” me.” |
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• Do you like Stranger Things? Because my feelings for you are upside down. |
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• Are you a spoiler? Because you’re making my heart race. |
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• Are you ‘Black Mirror’? Because you reflect my wildest dreams. |
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• Are you a Netflix subscription? Because I can’t quit you. |
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• Are you ‘Friends’? Because I feel like we’ve known each other forever. |
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• Are you ‘Money Heist’? Because you just stole my heart. |
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• Are you ‘Lucifer’? Because you set my heart on fire. |
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• Are you ‘Breaking Bad’? Because you’ve cooked up something special in my heart. |
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• Are you ‘The Queen’s Gambit’? Because you’re always three steps ahead of me. |
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• Are you a Netflix suggestion? Because you’re exactly what I’ve been looking for |
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• Are you ‘The Last Summer’? Because you’ve made every season beautiful. |
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• Are you a gym bag? Because I can't resist picking you up |
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• Are you a protein shake? Because you're blending all the right ingredients for a perfect |
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• Are you a protein shake? Because you're blending my world with excitement. |
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• Are you a dumbbell? Because you're lifting my spirits. |
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• “Are you my appendix? Cause I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like |
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• “Can I be your ophthalmologist? ‘Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes…” |
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• “Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…” |
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• “You make my heart have Premature Ventricular Contractions” |
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• “Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race….” |
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• Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today. |
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• Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out. |
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• You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip. |
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• Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars? |
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"• Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you. " |
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• The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic. |
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"• I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile. " |
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• You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart. |
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"• If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me? " |
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"• Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as " |
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• Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase. |
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"• You're systemic and I'm pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one. " |
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• My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed. |
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• Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can't stop looking into your eyes. |
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• Are you drowning? Because I'm feeling the urge to give you CPR. |
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"• You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me. " |
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• Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away. |
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"• I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me. " |
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• I hope someday to be your emergency contact. |
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• Is your name Mona? Because you're a work of art. |
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• Do you have an artist's touch or are you just naturally stunning? |
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• Are you a work of art? Because you're stunning! |
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• I’m not an artist but I can picture us together |
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• I can’t think of another word for beautiful …. what’s your name ? |
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• For second there I thought you were Venus de Milo ! |
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• Are you an artist? Because you just painted a masterpiece in my heart. |
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• Can I sketch you? Because you are a work of art. |
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• Are you a paintbrush? Because you make my colors come alive. |
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• Is your name Monet? Because you make my heart go “Impression-ate.” |
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• Can I borrow your sketchbook? Because I want to draw our future together. |
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• Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece. |
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• Are you a sculptor? Because you just carved your way into my heart. |
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• Is your smile a mural? Because it brightens up my day. |
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• Are you a painter? Because you give color to my world. |
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• Can I be your canvas? Because I want to be your inspiration. |
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• Do you believe in love at first brushstroke? |
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• Do you have a paintbrush? Because I can’t seem to brush you off my mind. |
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• Is your name Picasso? Because you’re a masterpiece of beauty. |
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• Are you an art gallery? Because I want to explore every inch of you. |
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• Can I be the ink to your pen? Because together we can create something beautiful. |
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• Are you an art critic? Because you just stole my heart with your beauty. |
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• Can I be your muse? Because your beauty inspires me. |
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• Are you a sketch artist? Because you just drew me in with your charm. |
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• Is your heart an art studio? Because it’s where I want to create memories with you. |
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• Can I paint a smile on your face? |
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• Is your name Van Gogh? Because you make me want to cut my ear off just to show my |
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• Are you a surrealist? Because you make my dreams come true. |
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• Can I be your art exhibit? Because I want you to show me off to the world. |
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• Is your voice a symphony? Because it’s music to my ears. |
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• Can I be your artistic muse? Because you’re the inspiration I’ve been searching for. |
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• Are you a sculptor? Because you have the power to shape my world. |
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• Is your name Dali? Because you make my reality feel like a dream. |
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• Can I be your paintbrush? Because together we can create a masterpiece of love. |
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• .”Are you a credit card? Because you’ve already swiped right into my heart.” |
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• ”Are you a loan agreement? Because I can’t wait to be committed to you.” |
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• ”You must be my credit score because you’re always on my mind.” |
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• Are you a tax return? Because you’ve got all the right deductions on my heart.” |
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• Are you an insurance premium? Because you make my heart feel well-covered and |
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• ”Are you an insurance claim? Because meeting you is like getting the best coverage in life.” |
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• ”You’re the deductible I’m willing to pay for a lifetime of happiness.” |
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• ”Are you a life insurance policy? Because being with you ensures a happy ending.” |
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• ”Are you an insurance broker? Because you’ve brokered a deal for my heart’s security.” |
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• ″Are you a financial goal? Because achieving you is at the top of my list.” |
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• ”Are you Bitcoin? Because my interest in you keeps skyrocketing.” |
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• ”You must be a bull market because my feelings for you are on the rise.” |
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• ”Are you the law of supply and demand? Because my demand for you is skyrocketing.” |
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• ”Are you a blockchain? Because our connection is secure and immutable.” |
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• ”Is your name Dividend? Because being with you pays off in happiness every day.” |
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• ”Are you an ATM? Because I’m feeling a significant withdrawal when you’re not around.” |
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• “Are you a black hole? Because you’re pulling me in with an irresistible force.” |
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• 2. “Is your name Andromeda? Because we’re destined to collide.” |
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• 4. “Are you the Big Bang? Because you make my universe expand.” |
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• 6. “Do you believe in gravity? Because I feel a strong attraction between us.” |
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• 7. “Are you a comet? Because you leave a trail of sparkle wherever you go.” |
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• 9. “Are you an alien? Because I haven’t seen someone like you on this planet before.” |
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• 11. “Are you a supernova? Because your beauty outshines the entire galaxy.” |
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• 13. “You’re like the Hubble Telescope – you make the distant stars seem close.” |
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• 14. “Do you have a map of the stars? Because I just got lost in your eyes.” |
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• 15. “Are you made of dark matter? Because you’re indescribably attractive.” |
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• 20. “Are you a meteor? Because you just made a huge impact on me.” |
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• 21. “You’re like the Mars Rover – you’ve discovered something special.” |
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• 22. “Do you like stargazing? Because you can gaze at me all you want.” |
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• 23. “Are you a galaxy? Because you have a gravitational pull over my heart.” |
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• 26. “Are you a celestial body? Because your presence is out of this world.” |
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• 27. “Do you have a telescope? Because I can see us together in the stars.” |
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• 29. “Are you a UFO? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.” |
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• 30. “You’re like a quasar – brilliantly radiant and far from the ordinary.” |
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• 31. “Do you believe in parallel universes? Because I’d love you in every one.” |
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• 32. “Are you a constellation? Because you light up my night sky.” |
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• 34. “You’re like the vacuum of space – you take my breath away.” |
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• 37. “Are you a rocket? Because you’re launching my heart into orbit.” |
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• 40. “Are you a nebula? Because you’re forming stars in my heart.” |
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• 42. “You’re like the event horizon – I can’t escape your pull.” |
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• 45. “Are you a meteor shower? Because you light up my world.” |
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• 46. “You must be a time traveler because you’ve just stopped time for me.” |
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• 47. “Are you a satellite? Because you’re orbiting my thoughts day and night.” |
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• 49. “Are you the universe? Because you’re constantly expanding my horizons.” |
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• 50. “Is your name Mercury? Because you orbit closest to my heart.” |
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• 53. “Do you like astronomy? Because I’m lost in the constellation of your eyes.” |
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• 55. “Are you a comet? Because you’ve got a tail I’d follow anywhere.” |
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• 56. “Is your name Mars? Because my rover has landed on you.” |
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• 57. “You’re like the ISS – a rare and amazing sight.” |
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• 58. “Are you the Big Bang? Because you’ve sparked my universe.” |
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• 59. “Do you have a spaceship? Because you just took my heart on a cosmic journey.” |
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• 60. “You’re like a supernova – explosive and breathtaking.” |
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• 62. “Are you made of stardust? Because you light up my life.” |
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• 65. “You’re like a meteorite – rare and precious.” |
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• 66. “Are you a galaxy? Because you add color to my universe.” |
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• 68. “Are you a telescope? Because you make our distant future seem closer.” |
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• 70. “Are you a quasar? Because you’re the brightest thing I’ve seen.” |
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• 72. “Are you a space explorer? Because you’ve discovered my heart.” |
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• 73. “Are you a planet? Because I feel a strong gravitational pull towards you.” |
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• 74. “You’re like the Pillars of Creation – stunning and awe-inspiring.” |
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• 77. “Are you a constellation? Because you’re a group of stars in my eyes.” |
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• 78. “Do you have a space suit? Because you’ve just taken my breath away.” |
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• 79. “You’re like the Voyager probe – you’ve gone where no one else has in my heart.” |
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• 80. “Are you a lunar eclipse? Because you’ve just blocked out everything else.” |
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• 81. “Do you love stargazing? Because I could look at you all night.” |
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• 85. “I’d travel through a thousand asteroid belts just to acquire a ring as beautiful as |
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• 86. “Are we both stars? Because I feel an out-of-this-world connection with you.” |
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• 88. “Is your heart as red as Mars? Because you’ve ignited a passion within me like the fiery |
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• 90. “You’re like the dark side of the moon – mysterious and intriguing.” |
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• “I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.” |
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• “You pull me in with the force of 10 black holes.” |
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• “I know a way we can convert our bodies’ potential energy into kinetic energy.” |
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• “Our chemistry is like a gluon — it holds everything together.” |
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• “Are you centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.” |
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• “Can you help me figure out our bodies’ coefficient of friction?” |
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• “Are you a wave function? Because you spread out in all my thoughts.” |
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• “Our love is like entropy… it only increases over time.” |
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• “Not even the Kelvin scale could measure how hot you are.” |
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• “Are you a photon? Because you light up my life.” |
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• “Are you a magnetic field? Because you’re attracting me.” |
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• “Our chemistry is like a nuclear reaction: out of control and producing way too much |
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• “Do you like thermodynamics? Because I feel a spontaneous reaction coming on.” |
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• “You’re like a Lorentz transformation… you change my world.” |
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• “I’d like to explore your mass and acceleration.” |
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• “Are you a quasar? Because you light up my darkest days.” |
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• “You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.” |
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• “Are you a Schrödinger’s cat? Because you’re both alive and stunning in my heart.” |
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• “Are you a quantum tunnel? Because you’ve broken through my barriers.” |
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• “You must be a magnetic monopole because I can’t find anything like you anywhere.” |
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• “You must be a neutrino. You’re constantly passing through my heart without me noticing.” |
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• “Are you a wave or a particle? Because you behave like both in my heart.” |
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• Are you a super mushroom? Because you are making me grow. |
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• I want to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi. |
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• You must be as good as Yoshi with that tongue of yours. |
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• Do you want to slide down the flagpole and beat the level? |
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• I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day. |
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• A super mushroom isn't the only thing that's making me big right now. |
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• Is this the 8th castle? Then you must be the real princess! |
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"• If I had the choice, I'd spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life. |
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• I'm willing to collect a hundred gold coins and exchange them for a life with you, " |
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• I'll steal Lakitu's cloud so I can ride it with you around the whole world. |
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• I'd take a Bullet Bill to my heart for you. |
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• Will your ass give me a 1UP if I tap on it? |
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• I was trying to follow the indicator of where to score and it led me to you. |
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• s your name Mario? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day. |
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• Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you’re the bomb. |
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• Are you a puzzle game? Because my mind is already addicted to figuring you out. |
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• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe. |
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• Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine. |
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• Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you. |
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• You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together. |
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• You're like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere. |
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"• Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne. |
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• If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. " |
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"• According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your " |
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• You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe. |
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• You're hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way. |
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"• Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction? " |
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• I wish I was Adenine so I could get paired with U. |
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• Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe. |
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• You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond. |
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• You must be fluorine cause you are polarizing my bond. |
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• I must be a diamond because you gave me a hardness of 10. |
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• How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond? |
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• If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive. |
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• You are a photon quantum to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher |
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• My favorite attractive force is van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you |
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• You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate. |
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• You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet. |
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• I'm so strongly attracted to you that scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental |
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• Let's find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed. |
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• We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together. |
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• Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod. |
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• I want to stick to you like glucose. |
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• I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate. |
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• Are you into science? Because I LAB you! |
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• Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point. |
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• Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you |
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• You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red. |
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• Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number? |
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• You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic. |
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• How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix? |
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• You must be made of uranium and iodine because I can see U and I together. |
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• Are you a BTS song? Because my heart beats in rhythm with you. |
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• Is your name “Black Swan”? Because you’ve captivated me with your grace and mystery. |
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• Are you “Blood Sweat & Tears”? Because I’d give everything to be with you. |
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• Something about you keeps pulling me in. Maybe it’s written in my heart’s DNA code. |
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• Are you “I Need U”? Because my heart yearns for you. |
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• Are you “Boy In Luv”? Because I’ve fallen hard just like the song. |
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• One smile from you has me feeling more ‘Euphoric’ than a concert ending. |
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• Are you V? Because you’re my “Tae” of sunshine on a cloudy day. |
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• Are you Jungkook? Because you’ve got me “Euphoric” with just one smile. |
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• Are you Jin? Because you’ve mastered the art of stealing hearts faster than “Worldwide |
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• Are you Suga? Because being with you feels like floating in a “Sweet Serenade”. |
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• Are you ARMY? Because my love for you is as endless as the “Map of the Soul”. |
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• I hope you don’t mind if I ask for your number because I’ve got a strong case for a second |
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• I don’t need the subpoena to know that you’re the one for me. |
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• Your booty is calling for some harsh punishment. Should I oblige? |
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• You must be a legal brief because you’ve got me feeling some serious appeal. |
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• I may have a background in law but won’t be objecting to any advances by you all night. |
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• You’re the only witness I need to prove that true love exists. |
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• I’d like to make a motion for you to join me for dinner tonight. |
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• You must be a contract because I’d sign you up forever. |
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• I wish my law school has curves like yours. |
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• You must be a skilled litigator because you’ve got me on the edge of my seat. |
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• You must be a civil rights lawyer because I feel like I have the right to love you. |
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• I’d love to take you out on a legal adventure. |
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• I hope you’re not opposed to a little legal brief before we get intimate. |
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• I think we could negotiate a great deal on love. |
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• I might need legal representation after falling for you so hard. |
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• I hope you have a lawyer’s attention to detail because I’m going to need you to notice me. |
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• Are you a lawyer? Because you’re the proseCUTEST |
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• I hope you’re not too busy winning court cases to go on a date with me. |
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• I hope you have a strong argument for why you haven’t gone out with me yet. |
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• I need a restraining order because I can’t stop thinking about you. |
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• You’re the only lawyer I know who could win a case for stealing my heart. |
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• I don’t need a trial to know that we’d be great together. |
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• I hope you’re not too busy objecting to going out with me. |
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• You must be an expert in legal negotiations because I’m already willing to give you |
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• I hope you’re not too busy with court cases to take a chance on me. |
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• I’m not sure if you’re a lawyer or a guardian angel because you’ve already saved me from a |
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• Do you have a license to steal hearts? Because you just stole mine. |
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• You must be a trial lawyer because I want to be the subject of your intense questioning. |
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• I hope you’re not a corporate lawyer because I want to see you let your hair down and get |
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• Can you help me with my case of the butterflies? Because you’re making me nervous and |
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• I’d like to make a motion for a kiss. |
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• I am sure you would love to see my briefs. |
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• I’d like to object to being single. Can you help me out? |
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• I’d like to make a motion for a kiss. |
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• “I don’t need a subpoena to hear that I’m the one for you.” |
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• “The only crime I’m guilty of is falling for you.” |
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• “I wouldn’t object to a date with you.” |
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• “You’ve got a strong case for being the most beautiful person here.” |
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• “You’re guilty … of taking my breath away.” |
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• “I’d like to make a motion for you to join me for dinner tonight.” |
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• “Do you practice the law of attraction? Because you just won my case.” |
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• “I wish my law classes had curves like yours.” |
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• “Want to be the first lawyer I actually like?” |
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• “Do you believe in love at first trial?” |
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• “Are you a lawyer? Because you sure know how to cross-examine my heart.” |
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• “Let’s enter into a joint venture: a relationship.” |
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• “I’m ready to negotiate the terms of us dating.” |
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• “You should be held in contempt for looking that good.” |
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• “You’re the closing argument in the trial of my heart.” |
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• “Let’s enter a joint agreement to be together.” |
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