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Uncle Vernon waited until Piers was safely out of the house before |
starting on Harry. He was so angry he could hardly speak. He managed to |
say, "Go -- cupboard -- stay -- no meals," before he collapsed into a |
chair, and Aunt Petunia had to run and get him a large brandy. |
Harry lay in his dark cupboard much later, wishing he had a watch. He |
didn't know what time it was and he couldn't be sure the Dursleys were |
asleep yet. Until they were, he couldn't risk sneaking to the kitchen |
for some food. |
He'd lived with the Dursleys almost ten years, ten miserable years, as |
long as he could remember, ever since he'd been a baby and his parents |
had died in that car crash. He couldn't remember being in the car when |
his parents had died. Sometimes, when he strained his memory during long |
hours in his cupboard, he came up with a strange vision: a blinding |
flash of green light and a burn- ing pain on his forehead. This, he |
supposed, was the crash, though he couldn't imagine where all the green |
light came from. He couldn't remember his parents at all. His aunt and |
uncle never spoke about them, and of course he was forbidden to ask |
questions. There were no photographs of them in the house. |
When he had been younger, Harry had dreamed and dreamed of some unknown |
relation coming to take him away, but it had never happened; the |
Dursleys were his only family. Yet sometimes he thought (or maybe hoped) |
that strangers in the street seemed to know him. Very strange strangers |
they were, too. A tiny man in a violet top hat had bowed to him once |
while out shopping with Aunt Petunia and Dudley. After asking Harry |
furiously if he knew the man, Aunt Petunia had rushed them out of the |
shop without buying anything. A wild-looking old woman dressed all in |
green had waved merrily at him once on a bus. A bald man in a very long |
purple coat had actually shaken his hand in the street the other day and |
then walked away without a word. The weirdest thing about all these |
people was the way they seemed to vanish the second Harry tried to get a |
closer look. |
At school, Harry had no one. Everybody knew that Dudley's gang hated |
that odd Harry Potter in his baggy old clothes and broken glasses, and |
nobody liked to disagree with Dudley's gang. |
CHAPTER THREE |
THE LETTERS FROM NO ONE |
The escape of the Brazilian boa constrictor earned Harry his |
longest-ever punishment. By the time he was allowed out of his cupboard |
again, the summer holidays had started and Dudley had already broken his |
new video camera, crashed his remote control airplane, and, first time |
out on his racing bike, knocked down old Mrs. Figg as she crossed Privet |
Drive on her crutches. |
Harry was glad school was over, but there was no escaping Dudley's gang, |
who visited the house every single day. Piers, Dennis, Malcolm, and |
Gordon were all big and stupid, but as Dudley was the biggest and |
stupidest of the lot, he was the leader. The rest of them were all quite |
happy to join in Dudley's favorite sport: Harry Hunting. |
This was why Harry spent as much time as possible out of the house, |
wandering around and thinking about the end of the holidays, where he |
could see a tiny ray of hope. When September came he would be going off |
to secondary school and, for the first time in his life, he wouldn't be |
with Dudley. Dudley had been accepted at Uncle Vernon's old private |
school, Smeltings. Piers Polkiss was going there too. Harry, on the |
other hand, was going to Stonewall High, the local public school. Dudley |
thought this was very funny. |
"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall," |
he told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?" |
"No, thanks," said Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as |
horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick." Then he ran, before |
Dudley could work out what he'd said. |
One day in July, Aunt Petunia took Dudley to London to buy his Smeltings |
uniform, leaving Harry at Mrs. Figg's. Mrs. Figg wasn 't as bad as |
usual. It turned out she'd broken her leg tripping over one of her cats, |
and she didn't seem quite as fond of them as before. She let Harry watch |
television and gave him a bit of chocolate cake that tasted as though |
she'd had it for several years. |
That evening, Dudley paraded around the living room for the family in |
his brand-new uniform. Smeltings' boys wore maroon tailcoats, orange |
knickerbockers, and flat straw hats called boaters. They also carried |
knobbly sticks, used for hitting each other while the teachers weren't |
looking. This was supposed to be good training for later life. |
As he looked at Dudley in his new knickerbockers, Uncle Vernon said |
gruffly that it was the proudest moment of his life. Aunt Petunia burst |
into tears and said she couldn't believe it was her Ickle Dudleykins, he |
looked so handsome and grown-up. Harry didn't trust himself to speak. He |
thought two of his ribs might already have cracked from trying not to |
laugh. |
There was a horrible smell in the kitchen the next morning when Harry |
went in for breakfast. It seemed to be coming from a large metal tub in |
the sink. He went to have a look. The tub was full of what looked like |
dirty rags swimming in gray water. |
"What's this?" he asked Aunt Petunia. Her lips tightened as they always |
did if he dared to ask a question. |
"Your new school uniform," she said. |
Harry looked in the bowl again. |
"Oh," he said, "I didn't realize it had to be so wet." |
"DotA be stupid," snapped Aunt Petunia. "I'm dyeing some of Dudley's old |
things gray for you. It'll look just like everyone else's when I've |
finished." |
Harry seriously doubted this, but thought it best not to argue. He sat |
down at the table and tried not to think about how he was going to look |
on his first day at Stonewall High -- like he was wearing bits of old |
elephant skin, probably. |
Dudley and Uncle Vernon came in, both with wrinkled noses because of the |
smell from Harry's new uniform. Uncle Vernon opened his newspaper as |
usual and Dudley banged his Smelting stick, which he carried everywhere, |
on the table. |
They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the |
doormat. |