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spent his life being clouted by Dudley, and bullied by Aunt Petunia and |
Uncle Vernon; if he was really a wizard, why hadn't they been turned |
into warty toads every time they'd tried to lock him in his cupboard? If |
he'd once defeated the greatest sorcerer in the world, how come Dudley |
had always been able to kick him around like a football? |
"Hagrid," he said quietly, "I think you must have made a mistake. I |
don't think I can be a wizard." |
To his surprise, Hagrid chuckled. |
"Not a wizard, eh? Never made things happen when you was scared or |
angry?" |
Harry looked into the fire. Now he came to think about it... every odd |
thing that had ever made his aunt and uncle furious with him had |
happened when he, Harry, had been upset or angry... chased by Dudley's |
gang, he had somehow found himself out of their reach... dreading going |
to school with that ridiculous haircut, he'd managed to make it grow |
back... and the very last time Dudley had hit him, hadn't he got his |
revenge, without even realizing he was doing it? Hadn't he set a boa |
constrictor on him? |
Harry looked back at Hagrid, smiling, and saw that Hagrid was positively |
beaming at him. |
"See?" said Hagrid. "Harry Potter, not a wizard -- you wait, you'll be |
right famous at Hogwarts." |
But Uncle Vernon wasn't going to give in without a fight. |
"Haven't I told you he's not going?" he hissed. "He's going to Stonewall |
High and he'll be grateful for it. I've read those letters and he needs |
all sorts of rubbish -- spell books and wands and --" |
"If he wants ter go, a great Muggle like you won't stop him," growled |
Hagrid. "Stop Lily an' James Potter' s son goin' ter Hogwarts! Yer mad. |
His name's been down ever since he was born. He's off ter the finest |
school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world. Seven years there and he |
won't know himself. He'll be with youngsters of his own sort, fer a |
change, an' he'll be under the greatest headmaster Hogwarts ever had |
Albus Dumbled--" |
"I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL To TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" |
yelled Uncle Vernon. |
But he had finally gone too far. Hagrid seized his umbrella and whirled |
it over his head, "NEVER," he thundered, "- INSULT- ALBUS- DUMBLEDORE- |
IN- FRONT- OF- ME!" |
He brought the umbrella swishing down through the air to point at Dudley |
-- there was a flash of violet light, a sound like a firecracker, a |
sharp squeal, and the next second, Dudley was dancing on the spot with |
his hands clasped over his fat bottom, howling in pain. When he turned |
his back on them, Harry saw a curly pig's tail poking through a hole in |
his trousers. |
Uncle Vernon roared. Pulling Aunt Petunia and Dudley into the other |
room, he cast one last terrified look at Hagrid and slammed the door |
behind them. |
Hagrid looked down at his umbrella and stroked his beard. |
"Shouldn'ta lost me temper," he said ruefully, "but it didn't work |
anyway. Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like |
a pig anyway there wasn't much left ter do." |
He cast a sideways look at Harry under his bushy eyebrows. |
"Be grateful if yeh didn't mention that ter anyone at Hogwarts," he |
said. "I'm -- er -- not supposed ter do magic, strictly speakin'. I was |
allowed ter do a bit ter follow yeh an' get yer letters to yeh an' stuff |
-- one o' the reasons I was so keen ter take on the job |
"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. |
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter |
tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wand in half an' |
everything. But Dumbledore let me stay on as gamekeeper. Great man, |
Dumbledore." "Why were you expelled?" |
"It's gettin' late and we've got lots ter do tomorrow," said Hagrid |
loudly. "Gotta get up ter town, get all yer books an' that." |
He took off his thick black coat and threw it to Harry. |
"You can kip under that," he said. "Don' mind if it wriggles a bit, I |
think I still got a couple o' dormice in one o' the pockets." |
CHAPTER FIVE |
DIAGON ALLEY |
Harry woke early the next morning. Although he could tell it was |
daylight, he kept his eyes shut tight. |
"It was a dream, he told himself firmly. "I dreamed a giant called |
Hagrid came to tell me I was going to a school for wizards. When I open |
my eyes I'll be at home in my cupboard." |
There was suddenly a loud tapping noise. |
And there's Aunt Petunia knocking on the door, Harry thought, his heart |
sinking. But he still didn't open his eyes. It had been such a good |
dream. |
Tap. Tap. Tap. |
"All right," Harry mumbled, "I'm getting up." |
He sat up and Hagrid's heavy coat fell off him. The hut was full of |
sunlight, the storm was over, Hagrid himself was asleep on the collapsed |
sofa, and there was an owl rapping its claw on the window, a newspaper |
held in its beak. |
Harry scrambled to his feet, so happy he felt as though a large balloon |
was swelling inside him. He went straight to the window and jerked it |
open. The owl swooped in and dropped the newspaper on top of Hagrid, who |
didn't wake up. The owl then fluttered onto the floor and began to |
attack Hagrid's coat. |
"Don't do that." |
Harry tried to wave the owl out of the way, but it snapped its beak |
fiercely at him and carried on savaging the coat. |
"Hagrid!" said Harry loudly. "There's an owl |
"Pay him," Hagrid grunted into the sofa. |
"What?" |
"He wants payin' fer deliverin' the paper. Look in the pockets." |
Hagrid's coat seemed to be made of nothing but pockets -- bunches of |
keys, slug pellets, balls of string, peppermint humbugs, teabags... |
finally, Harry pulled out a handful of strange-looking coins. |
"Give him five Knuts," said Hagrid sleepily. |
"Knuts?" |