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nine -- maybe he'd wake Dudley up, just to annoy him -- three... two... |
one... |
BOOM. |
The whole shack shivered and Harry sat bolt upright, staring at the |
door. Someone was outside, knocking to come in. |
CHAPTER FOUR |
THE KEEPER OF THE KEYS |
BOOM. They knocked again. Dudley jerked awake. "Where's the cannon?" he |
said stupidly. |
There was a crash behind them and Uncle Vernon came skidding into the |
room. He was holding a rifle in his hands -- now they knew what had been |
in the long, thin package he had brought with them. |
"Who's there?" he shouted. "I warn you -- I'm armed!" |
There was a pause. Then -- |
SMASH! |
The door was hit with such force that it swung clean off its hinges and |
with a deafening crash landed flat on the floor. |
A giant of a man was standing in the doorway. His face was almost |
completely hidden by a long, shaggy mane of hair and a wild, tangled |
beard, but you could make out his eyes, glinting like black beetles |
under all the hair. |
The giant squeezed his way into the hut, stooping so that his head just |
brushed the ceiling. He bent down, picked up the door, and fitted it |
easily back into its frame. The noise of the storm outside dropped a |
little. He turned to look at them all. |
"Couldn't make us a cup o' tea, could yeh? It's not been an easy |
journey..." |
He strode over to the sofa where Dudley sat frozen with fear. |
"Budge up, yeh great lump," said the stranger. |
Dudley squeaked and ran to hide behind his mother, who was crouching, |
terrified, behind Uncle Vernon. |
"An' here's Harry!" said the giant. |
Harry looked up into the fierce, wild, shadowy face and saw that the |
beetle eyes were crinkled in a smile. |
"Las' time I saw you, you was only a baby," said the giant. "Yeh look a |
lot like yet dad, but yeh've got yet mom's eyes." |
Uncle Vernon made a funny rasping noise. |
I demand that you leave at once, sit!" he said. "You are breaking and |
entering!" |
"Ah, shut up, Dursley, yeh great prune," said the giant; he reached over |
the back of the sofa, jerked the gun out of Uncle Vernon's hands, bent |
it into a knot as easily as if it had been made of rubber, and threw it |
into a corner of the room. |
Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being trodden on. |
"Anyway -- Harry," said the giant, turning his back on the Dursleys, "a |
very happy birthday to yeh. Got summat fer yeh here -- I mighta sat on |
it at some point, but it'll taste all right." |
From an inside pocket of his black overcoat he pulled a slightly |
squashed box. Harry opened it with trembling fingers. Inside was a |
large, sticky chocolate cake with Happy Birthday Harry written on it in |
green icing. |
Harry looked up at the giant. He meant to say thank you, but the words |
got lost on the way to his mouth, and what he said instead was, "Who are |
you?" |
The giant chuckled. |
"True, I haven't introduced meself. Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and |
Grounds at Hogwarts." |
He held out an enormous hand and shook Harry's whole arm. |
"What about that tea then, eh?" he said, rubbing his hands together. |
"I'd not say no ter summat stronger if yeh've got it, mind." |
His eyes fell on the empty grate with the shriveled chip bags in it and |
he snorted. He bent down over the fireplace; they couldn't see what he |
was doing but when he drew back a second later, there was a roaring fire |
there. It filled the whole damp hut with flickering light and Harry felt |
the warmth wash over him as though he'd sunk into a hot bath. |
The giant sat back down on the sofa, which sagged under his weight, and |
began taking all sorts of things out of the pockets of his coat: a |
copper kettle, a squashy package of sausages, a poker, a teapot, several |
chipped mugs, and a bottle of some amber liquid that he took a swig from |
before starting to make tea. Soon the hut was full of the sound and |
smell of sizzling sausage. Nobody said a thing while the giant was |
working, but as he slid the first six fat, juicy, slightly burnt |
sausages from the poker, Dudley fidgeted a little. Uncle Vernon said |
sharply, "Don't touch anything he gives you, Dudley." |
The giant chuckled darkly. |
"Yet great puddin' of a son don' need fattenin' anymore, Dursley, don' |
worry." |
He passed the sausages to Harry, who was so hungry he had never tasted |
anything so wonderful, but he still couldn't take his eyes off the |
giant. Finally, as nobody seemed about to explain anything, he said, |
"I'm sorry, but I still don't really know who you are." |
The giant took a gulp of tea and wiped his mouth with the back of his |
hand. |
"Call me Hagrid," he said, "everyone does. An' like I told yeh, I'm |
Keeper of Keys at Hogwarts -- yeh'll know all about Hogwarts, o' course. |
"Er -- no," said Harry. |
Hagrid looked shocked. |
"Sorry," Harry said quickly. |
"Sony?" barked Hagrid, turning to stare at the Dursleys, who shrank back |
into the shadows. "It' s them as should be sorry! I knew yeh weren't |
gettin' yer letters but I never thought yeh wouldn't even know abou' |
Hogwarts, fer cryin' out loud! Did yeh never wonder where yet parents |
learned it all?" |
"All what?" asked Harry. |
"ALL WHAT?" Hagrid thundered. "Now wait jus' one second!" |
He had leapt to his feet. In his anger he seemed to fill the whole hut. |
The Dursleys were cowering against the wall. |
"Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy -- |
this boy! -- knows nothin' abou' -- about ANYTHING?" |
Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after |