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No, I let him win—Ross!
Yeah?
Would you tell her I let you win please?
Oh. Yeah. Uh Chandler
I am strong! I’ll show you!
Chandler please!
Oh what’s the matter? Are you scared?
Let’s go big bunny!
Okay. 1…2…3—Go! I’m gonna kill myself!
Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?
Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten
Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.
Also an island.
Hey, what time is it?
2:17.
Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?
Are you serious?!
Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.
Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!
Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! Yeah, my pants are a little loose!
Hey, you guys
Hey!
Who is it?
It’s Phoebe! Phoebe!
Hey!
Oh God. So-so you’re making porn movies.
No I’m not.
You’re making one right now!
And-
Yeah, can I help you with something?
Look, I’m talking right now! You’re—you mean her.
Y’know, twin stuff is always a real big seller.
What?!
Yeah, I can talk them into giving you like, 30 dollars.
No!!
And stop using my name!
And shame on you!
And shame on all of you!
You’re disgusting!
Especially you with that!
Hey!
Hi Pheebs!
Are you moving out?
No, these aren't all my suitcases. This one's Paolo's.
Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?
Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over.
Oh! Ok, um, ok, um,
Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs...
Ok, um, we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me.
One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.
Ok, thanks Pheebs Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!
Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies
All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.
Which proves that I never lie.
I guess you don't.
Paolo made a pass at me.
I’m so sorry. Please, stop freaking out.
I’m not freaking out.
Why would I be freaking out?
A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday.
Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun!
I mean, what’s the harm in that?
Right here!
Chandler, please don’t think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
Phoebe and Rachel!
So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
It was a mistake. Please don’t take this to mean anything, because it doesn’t.
Okay.
Really?
Yes, if it really doesn’t mean anything, because you know that I’m just not ready
I know! I know.
Okay.
I’m gonna go tell Joey that that you’re back. I was really worried about you.
Hey, did she buy it?
Totally.
So did Heldi show you the place?
Yeah, it’s beautiful.
I can’t believe you’re gonna ask Monica to marry you!
I know.
Okay look, I have an idea.
Why don’t we, why don’t we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him.
And then whoever does gets the phone.
All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Ohh, I lost my mom to suicide.
Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.
Did I use that already today? I’m sorry.
Joe.
Oh, I win! He’s got
So you don’t know that’s
His new girlfriend!
I can’t believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
I don’t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding.
She’s saving the rest for her divorce.
And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to
Well what happened at dinner?
My parents spent the money for our wedding!
My God! What did you order?!
Wait, but there’s no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!
Honey, it’s gonna be okay.
No! No it’s not! It’s not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!