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15,000 | they work great | i do not care i do not like to put drops in my nose |
15,001 | would you put suntan lotion on my back please | sure |
15,002 | sure | thank you |
15,003 | thank you | you should not lie in the sun for too long |
15,004 | you should not lie in the sun for too long | i want to get a tan i do not want to look so pale |
15,005 | i want to get a tan i do not want to look so pale | that is wrong with looking pale |
15,006 | that is wrong with looking pale | people think you might be sick |
15,007 | people think you might be sick | who thinks that |
15,008 | who thinks that | i do not know |
15,009 | i do not know | it is better to be pale than to have skin cancer |
15,010 | it is better to be pale than to have skin cancer | i know that |
15,011 | i know that | so why are you arguing with me do not lie in the sun too long |
15,012 | i cannot quit smoking | of course you can |
15,013 | of course you can | i do not have enough will power |
15,014 | i do not have enough will power | of course you do |
15,015 | of course you do | i wish i had never started |
15,016 | i wish i had never started | so does every smoker |
15,017 | so does every smoker | i have tried to quit so many times |
15,018 | i have tried to quit so many times | so has everyone else |
15,019 | so has everyone else | nothing seems to work |
15,020 | nothing seems to work | all it takes is will power and you have it |
15,021 | all it takes is will power and you have it | then why cannot i quit |
15,022 | then why cannot i quit | you have to believe in yourself |
15,023 | my back is killing me | what did you do |
15,024 | what did you do | i got out of my car |
15,025 | i got out of my car | that is it |
15,026 | that is it | i injured my back one time just by sneezing |
15,027 | i injured my back one time just by sneezing | you should see a doctor |
15,028 | you should see a doctor | my doctor said i need surgery |
15,029 | my doctor said i need surgery | so |
15,030 | so | so forget it |
15,031 | so forget it | you do not have the money |
15,032 | you do not have the money | i have no insurance |
15,033 | i have no insurance | maybe a back rub would help |
15,034 | my brother smokes three packs a day | three packs of what |
15,035 | three packs of what | cigarettes of course |
15,036 | cigarettes of course | how can he do that |
15,037 | how can he do that | when he is almost finished with one cigarette he uses it to light another |
15,038 | when he is almost finished with one cigarette he uses it to light another | he is a chain smoker |
15,039 | he is a chain smoker | he is been a chain smoker for years |
15,040 | he is been a chain smoker for years | that is unbelievable can he still breathe |
15,041 | that is unbelievable can he still breathe | he can but the people around him cannot |
15,042 | he can but the people around him cannot | how can he still be alive |
15,043 | how can he still be alive | his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy |
15,044 | his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy | maybe i should start smoking |
15,045 | i hate brushing my teeth | it is such a chore |
15,046 | it is such a chore | brush brush spit spit |
15,047 | brush brush spit spit | what did they do in the old days |
15,048 | what did they do in the old days | they brushed with their fingers |
15,049 | they brushed with their fingers | they also ate with their fingers |
15,050 | they also ate with their fingers | why do they call it the good old days |
15,051 | why do they call it the good old days | maybe because they did not have to brush and floss |
15,052 | maybe because they did not have to brush and floss | who invented flossing |
15,053 | who invented flossing | a dentist i am sure |
15,054 | a dentist i am sure | i hate flossing more than brushing |
15,055 | i hate flossing more than brushing | i cannot wait till all my teeth fall out |
15,056 | lets stop for a while i need a break and some water | this trail is hard to climb |
15,057 | this trail is hard to climb | especially on a hot day like this |
15,058 | especially on a hot day like this | i cannot believe we have not seen any animals |
15,059 | i cannot believe we have not seen any animals | thank goodness i do not want to see any wild animals |
15,060 | thank goodness i do not want to see any wild animals | all we have seen so far is a couple of lizards |
15,061 | all we have seen so far is a couple of lizards | we are hiking to lose weight not to see goats and bears |
15,062 | we are hiking to lose weight not to see goats and bears | i bet i have lost a couple of pounds already |
15,063 | i bet i have lost a couple of pounds already | all you have lost is some sweat |
15,064 | all you have lost is some sweat | i have not even lost one pound of fat |
15,065 | i have not even lost one pound of fat | if you want to lose fat you have got to do this hike every day |
15,066 | if you want to lose fat you have got to do this hike every day | okay but lets hike in town at least there are cats and dogs to see |
15,067 | no another pimple on my face | pimples suck |
15,068 | pimples suck | it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day |
15,069 | it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day | maybe it is something in your diet |
15,070 | maybe it is something in your diet | no i eat the same things day after day |
15,071 | no i eat the same things day after day | then maybe it is in your genes |
15,072 | then maybe it is in your genes | you might be right |
15,073 | you might be right | do pimples run in your family |
15,074 | do pimples run in your family | not that i have noticed |
15,075 | not that i have noticed | well maybe it is from the pollution in the air |
15,076 | well maybe it is from the pollution in the air | whatever the cause i hate seeing them on my face |
15,077 | whatever the cause i hate seeing them on my face | well on the bright side they are fun to pop |
15,078 | do you believe everything you hear | i do not believe anything i do not see with my own eyes |
15,079 | i do not believe anything i do not see with my own eyes | you cannot believe what you hear on tv or radio |
15,080 | you cannot believe what you hear on tv or radio | you cannot believe what you read in the newspapers |
15,081 | you cannot believe what you read in the newspapers | everyone tells you a different story about the same thing |
15,082 | everyone tells you a different story about the same thing | three different people will give you three different stories |
15,083 | three different people will give you three different stories | and the government will give you a fourth story |
15,084 | and the government will give you a fourth story | yes like the government says not to worry about the swine flu |
15,085 | yes like the government says not to worry about the swine flu | but the swine flu just killed people in mexico |
15,086 | but the swine flu just killed people in mexico | the government says we have nothing to worry about |
15,087 | the government says we have nothing to worry about | then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home |
15,088 | then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home | the government says to wash our hands frequently and we will all be okay |
15,089 | do not pick your nose | i was not picking my nose |
15,090 | i was not picking my nose | what were you doing |
15,091 | what were you doing | i was scratching my nose |
15,092 | i was scratching my nose | i think i know the difference between picking and scratching |
15,093 | i think i know the difference between picking and scratching | okay mom maybe i was picking it a little bit |
15,094 | okay mom maybe i was picking it a little bit | use a tissue next time |
15,095 | use a tissue next time | i did not have a tissue |
15,096 | i did not have a tissue | then wait till you find a tissue |
15,097 | then wait till you find a tissue | i could not wait it was an emergency |
15,098 | i could not wait it was an emergency | really maybe you should have called |
15,099 | really maybe you should have called | it was not that kind of emergency |