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14,600 | what kind of cheese | swiss |
14,601 | swiss | of course the cheese with holes in it |
14,602 | of course the cheese with holes in it | i never used to buy swiss cheese |
14,603 | i never used to buy swiss cheese | why not |
14,604 | why not | i did not want to pay for the holes |
14,605 | i need some pants | i thought you just bought a pair |
14,606 | i thought you just bought a pair | i did |
14,607 | i did | that is wrong with them so soon |
14,608 | that is wrong with them so soon | the pants are fine but the pocket has a huge hole in it |
14,609 | the pants are fine but the pocket has a huge hole in it | you should not carry your keys and pens in your pocket |
14,610 | you should not carry your keys and pens in your pocket | but that is what pockets are for |
14,611 | but that is what pockets are for | you should carry them in a purse |
14,612 | you should carry them in a purse | i am a man and men do not carry purses |
14,613 | i am a man and men do not carry purses | well you should buy pants with stronger pockets |
14,614 | well you should buy pants with stronger pockets | i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets |
14,615 | i would if i could find someone who makes strong pockets | try a google search online |
14,616 | what are those wipes for | you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart |
14,617 | you use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart | that is a great idea |
14,618 | that is a great idea | yes all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers |
14,619 | yes all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers | i am going to take five wipes |
14,620 | i am going to take five wipes | what do you need five of them for |
14,621 | what do you need five of them for | one to wipe the handle and the others to wipe the produce |
14,622 | one to wipe the handle and the others to wipe the produce | that is the matter with the produce |
14,623 | that is the matter with the produce | do you think the bananas fell from the sky |
14,624 | do you think the bananas fell from the sky | what do you mean |
14,625 | what do you mean | i mean someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas the apples and the oranges |
14,626 | i mean someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas the apples and the oranges | well you better save a wipe for the dirty dollar bills you are going to pay with |
14,627 | did you go to the cents store | yes i did |
14,628 | yes i did | what did you buy |
14,629 | what did you buy | well i got a lot of good deals as usual |
14,630 | well i got a lot of good deals as usual | like what |
14,631 | like what | well a dozen large eggs were only cents |
14,632 | well a dozen large eggs were only cents | that is a good deal |
14,633 | that is a good deal | and a onepound tub of soft butter was the same price |
14,634 | and a onepound tub of soft butter was the same price | another good deal |
14,635 | another good deal | but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for cents |
14,636 | but the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for cents | i do not know how that store makes money |
14,637 | i do not know how that store makes money | neither do i but they are doing something right |
14,638 | i need a new computer | that is the matter with yours |
14,639 | that is the matter with yours | it is six years old |
14,640 | it is six years old | that is pretty old |
14,641 | that is pretty old | it still works but i am going to give it to a charity |
14,642 | it still works but i am going to give it to a charity | are you going to buy a desktop or laptop |
14,643 | are you going to buy a desktop or laptop | a laptop of course |
14,644 | a laptop of course | a pc or a mac |
14,645 | a pc or a mac | i have not decided yet |
14,646 | i have not decided yet | more and more people are using macs |
14,647 | more and more people are using macs | but percent of the world uses pcs |
14,648 | but percent of the world uses pcs | and that is not going to change anytime soon |
14,649 | i got ripped off | what happened |
14,650 | what happened | i had a car problem so i went online |
14,651 | i had a car problem so i went online | did you find a solution |
14,652 | did you find a solution | yes i did a site i went to said they would send me the solution |
14,653 | yes i did a site i went to said they would send me the solution | so that is the problem |
14,654 | so that is the problem | i sent them using my credit card but they never sent me the solution |
14,655 | i sent them using my credit card but they never sent me the solution | what are you going to do |
14,656 | what are you going to do | i sent them an email asking for my money back |
14,657 | i sent them an email asking for my money back | have you heard from them |
14,658 | have you heard from them | not yet it is been a week |
14,659 | not yet it is been a week | well i guess that is a lesson for you |
14,660 | where is the pencil sharpener | which one |
14,661 | which one | any one i need to sharpen this pencil |
14,662 | any one i need to sharpen this pencil | i think theres one on the dining room table |
14,663 | i think theres one on the dining room table | i already looked there |
14,664 | i already looked there | did you look in the desk drawer |
14,665 | did you look in the desk drawer | yes i looked there too |
14,666 | yes i looked there too | do not we have about five sharpeners |
14,667 | do not we have about five sharpeners | yes but they seem to have legs |
14,668 | yes but they seem to have legs | tomorrow i am going to buy an electric sharpener |
14,669 | tomorrow i am going to buy an electric sharpener | get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom |
14,670 | get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom | yes that way it will stay where i put it |
14,671 | i am trying to stretch my dollars | how are you doing that |
14,672 | how are you doing that | i started shopping at the dollar store |
14,673 | i started shopping at the dollar store | that saves a lot of money |
14,674 | that saves a lot of money | i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar |
14,675 | i bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar | that is a good deal |
14,676 | that is a good deal | yes even though some of the potatoes had eyes |
14,677 | yes even though some of the potatoes had eyes | just put them in the fridge |
14,678 | just put them in the fridge | also i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee |
14,679 | also i bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee | why did you do that |
14,680 | why did you do that | i mixed them together |
14,681 | i mixed them together | if the coffee still tastes okay that is a good idea |
14,682 | i really like this house | can we afford it |
14,683 | can we afford it | they want percent down |
14,684 | they want percent down | that is a lot of money |
14,685 | that is a lot of money | but the house is so nice |
14,686 | but the house is so nice | it is in a great neighborhood |
14,687 | it is in a great neighborhood | it is close to the beach |
14,688 | it is close to the beach | it is close to the freeways |
14,689 | it is close to the freeways | it is got a big yard |
14,690 | it is got a big yard | the kids love the house too |
14,691 | the kids love the house too | if we do not buy it someone else will |
14,692 | if we do not buy it someone else will | you are right lets buy it now we can worry later |
14,693 | we cannot afford this house | are you sure |
14,694 | are you sure | we will be house rich but cash poor |
14,695 | we will be house rich but cash poor | what do you mean |
14,696 | what do you mean | our monthly payments will be too high |
14,697 | our monthly payments will be too high | we will not have any money for other things |
14,698 | we will not have any money for other things | no we will not have money for gas or food |
14,699 | no we will not have money for gas or food | we will be eating peanut butter sandwiches |