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Happy cake day
3joy
...and I think you just jinxed it. I hope not 🤞🏽
3joy
Not just that. Falling oil prices really hit Iran very hard (and is about to hit Iraq's next year budget hard next year as well).
3joy
Low life basement dweller buttcoiner says what?
6surprise
Probably right, I could have mixed up the years or just misremembering
5sadness
[NAME] this makes me feel ancient.
6surprise
I'm impressed you found a non troll post of theirs.
3joy
That's a big meal.
6surprise
My [NAME] accuses me of cheating all the time too when I’ve been nothing but loyal. Makes me wonder if she was cheating on me too...
4neutral
they dont pay shit
0anger
I fucking wish
3joy
Spot on.
6surprise
Phew. We can safely disregard anything he says then. I thought he might be talking about another EU referendum. Cheers!
6surprise
At least I'll have a normal lifespan
6surprise
Bah gawd, she is broken in half!
4neutral
Ahhh, I see. I thought you were saying they made you afraid of the sessions.
2fear
Can you explain how she could block all three spots? I don’t think we understand.
5sadness
True, haha. Anywho, have a great day.
3joy
Your loss. [NAME] is an excellent chef, and all of his restaurants are amazing.
3joy
Out of curiosity, why won’t you play Odyssey?
5sadness
Im so hungry now! Damn this sub! I love it!
3joy
A classic. I have these.
6surprise
This is amazing.
3joy
The various meta-reddit subreddits really do seem to have very distorted ideas about what Reddits actually like.
6surprise
Wait, so do you have a source or not? Genuinely curious, it’s been three comments since the other guy asked
5sadness
Cheese Most of my friends love cheese so much that I’m scared to tell them that I can barely even bring myself to eat it
2fear
The spouse sponsors them to guarantee that they are not a burden to the state. Nothing about this is related to committing a crime.
6surprise
My [NAME] this Administration is somewhere between the mafia and the three stooges
5sadness
Not probable, I study in the best university in my country, I don't want to stop at all
3joy
Silver is actually not bad in terms of people playing good comps... its when you get to low gold and high gold that keep me liking silver lmao.
3joy
Follow the Colts strategy this year. Stack your O Line and protect the most important and best player on your team.
6surprise
Why I left the industry... it’s full of hipsters who don’t realize they’re hipsters. That was worse than the slave labor.
6surprise
The best album.
3joy
Ah the ol' cucked boyo. Whatever after what I've seen you won't change my mind buddy, that's for sure.
3joy
I had to buy all your music after seeing that vid. Amazing work.
3joy
She was behind sesta/fosta just recently. Which has done more to censor thr internet than the net neutrality that everyone freaks out on. This is terrible news.
6surprise
The fourth person could be [NAME]. But looking at the trailer it’s probably [NAME] who is back because of [NAME] tumour. Sigh.
6surprise
Thank you! :O
3joy
READ HER!
6surprise
I understand this keeps many dairies afloat (source neighbourhood dairy guy, so not 100 per cent sure it’s accurate).
5sadness
I regret that I understand that reference :(
4neutral
I think this is my favourite story of the year so far.
3joy
Happy day! Five years from now you will be a top ten player in the NHL.
3joy
It returns "Sorry, this service is not available."
6surprise
Big big hold from the [NAME]
6surprise
? I'm a dude so I was asking how often she feels like guys listen to her. Not sure what you're asking
6surprise
RIGHT?! My mom would literally never forgive the bitch 😂
3joy
I would point to [NAME] razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
0anger
Left handers are rejoicing over this
3joy
One of the most posted things on reddit. Please delete
6surprise
Nah man, there's still no worse feeling in the game than getting frozen by [NAME].
6surprise
> Pokemon Go continues to be an excellent substitute Is it really though? I mean does Skorupi actually care about your needs?
6surprise
Any broncos fans out there that care to weigh in on this? Interested to hear your thoughts
5sadness
I wish I had been born there :(
3joy
What a horrible person
2fear
I prefer buying the winner chests and holding on to the Godlike chests until a skin I want is in it.
6surprise
Just sit her down and say "are you okay? You seem to be having a hard time lately." See what she says. Communicate.
6surprise
Very little, and yet, some days, even that is too much :P
6surprise
This dude was joking. OP is retarded
6surprise
Shouldn't have drank water from his cup.
6surprise
Hes a daywalker!
6surprise
Eh, that can happen anywhere. It isn't exclusive to Dallas where that stuff happens. Good luck tho.
3joy
[NAME], are you a real person? Thanks for proving his point about how uneducated you are.
3joy
No they are not free and no they will not give u one for free. I tried.
5sadness
Thank you. It is somewhat comforting to think this may be the real issue and not that she just doesn't want to with me anymore.
3joy
Not to mention people who illegally own guns probably aren't going to admit it for a study either.
6surprise
Reminds me of [NAME]
5sadness
That's it. I use a puff but my BF won't, so I'm always buying body wash for him about 3x as often.
6surprise
I like my coffee like my women.
3joy
this is why there's marriage therapy utilize it and don't listen to the jerks that tell you to lawyer up & divorce
6surprise
Kinda hot tho
6surprise
> I feel the big man deserves some love. Because people on places like /r/pcmasterrace doesn't treat him like the second coming of [NAME].
3joy
Thanks, that was a big help. This one had me scratching my head
3joy
That's not the one this one at minute 16:20 /u/HAHAAN00B /u/___apollo
6surprise
True.. but it just seems weird that of all the ways [NAME] could have died in that throne room, he was killed by being cut in half.
6surprise
I didn't notice AB celebrating with juju or any of the other TD makers. Very telling....
6surprise
Appreciate it.. just for trolls sake Plot Twist : The one trick has no mic XD
3joy
I got hung up thinking like this for thirty years with my first and only love. Don't let it happen to you.
3joy
Nah man, name the kid the entire Bee Movie script
6surprise
It's such a relieving feeling to know you're finally gone. You never have to go back. You are so strong you got this!!
3joy
Laws don’t apply when you’ve got money. Sad but true.
4neutral
Rule of cool: horses are sweet, and fun, and lancing someone is an awesome animation.
3joy
False. Drop bears.
0anger
Reminder!1 month Just so I can repost and harvest karma like everyone else
6surprise
[NAME] never suited up for a Dodger affiliate.
6surprise
Group of guys with full auto guns? Na, bow and arrow guy wins again!
3joy
Oh same here. Too relatable. Makes me wonder what 50 year old me will miss about the body I've got now.
6surprise
What's old is dumb ass "durr both sides" arguments that require absolutely zero thought to make.
6surprise
Thank you. Take the upvote!
3joy
Going through a divorce right now. Her saying "I love you and maybe we should go to counseling" would make me more than happy.
3joy
But I hate trannies and feminsts owo
0anger
I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby
4neutral
People change their minds when trust is broken.
5sadness
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh, im gonna need a source on that 40% statistic
3joy
Do hope you're going to let that poor, traumatised boyfriend know. Sounds like he's had more than enough abuse already
3joy
while i'm grinding my pitchfork tines... can i get a source on that?
6surprise
Thanks again!
3joy
I find that even when I wear a hat, I "look [RELIGION]" and get the same hate.
0anger
If you don't like it, you didn't have to comment. Just let people be happy.
3joy
The lucky ones died quick
4neutral