| She was a working girl | |
| North of England way | |
| Now she's hit the big time | |
| In the U.S.A. | |
| And if she could only hear me | |
| This is what I'd say | |
| Honey pie, you are making me crazy | |
| I'm in love but I'm lazy | |
| So won't you please come home | |
| Oh honey pie, my position is tragic | |
| Come and show me the magic | |
| Of your Hollywood song | |
| You became a legend of the silver screen | |
| And now the thought of meeting you | |
| Makes me weak in the knee | |
| Oh honey pie, you are driving me frantic | |
| Sail across the Atlantic | |
| To be where you belong | |
| Will the wind that blew her boat | |
| Across the sea | |
| Kindly send her sailing back to me | |
| Honey pie, you are making me crazy | |
| I'm in love but I'm lazy | |
| So won't you please come home |