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a hangover on a plain! no thanks! bet they feel bad! xx
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08mins 1st half Stradbally: 0-3(3) Graiguecullen : 0-2(2) Stradbally point from play Garry Comerford
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Okay, now I hate you even more. My pregnant ass is stuck here for another 5.5 hours. Wahhhhhhhh!
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he's a cockapoo LMAO 10/10 would recommend tho, v small and cute and smart and lov to be ur bitch
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Well to Leftists, protesting has become their new religion.
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jacob I'm going to ihop tomorrow what should i get
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We're talking #BreakingPointe this Tuesday 6 PM PST with Ballet West dance Allison DeBonna. Join the tweet chat right here! #dance #ballet
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If a cop is going to pull a gun on you for no reason at all and threaten you, you should be able to merk his ass and walk away.
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Nice background, nice profile pic, nice name, nice site
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How many women sucked dick to further their career??? I bet there are plenty.
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Team wallpaper. [ #FCBlive
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Frequently Asked Questions Will Julian Assange be present in court? Julian Assange is scheduled to appear each day of the hearing which is expected to last four weeks. He is currently on remand in maximum security HMP Belmarsh where he has been for the past seventeen months.
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"Ant-Man felt like the 1st IronMan movie 2 me. That's good. It did feel like 2 films grafted onto each other. Not as good, but not bad either"
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Felt like checking out Batman ‘89 tonight.. pulled it up on Max . They really need to get better quality streams. Pretty sure a standard DVD has better image quality.
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Kane wanted to let you all know that Friday is finally here!
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Also, as a proud Hufflepuff, it makes me very happy that Newt Scamander is also one! #FantasticBeasts
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Please do! I think you're the only one so far who's actually posted for the #wlpics idea. Sad.
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Sat through Jurassic World w/ a screaming baby in my ear + a 6 year old climbing up the back of my chair. Ruined my experience
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mothers day, happy mothers day mom
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CAA: Discriminatory law that will break common fabric of communities There is no guarantee that other minorities like Christians, Siks & Buddhists would remain in the Act forever...Others will be forced to accept Hindu identity, writes http://example.com
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In bed now need some sleep out again 2moro night. My elbow and nose r swollen and I don't know y?! Or how damn drink!
Generate a tweet about MGMT.
I found my middle school playlist. It’s so cursed, although I did have some good taste with Echo and the Bunnymen, and MGMT.
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Didn't like doing it, but it had to be done... #fb
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thats depressing
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Ed Sheeran fucking loves Minnesota tho by the end of his Taylor swift concert\u002c it will be his 7th time performing here\u002c 4 of them in 1 year
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It's so late! Long day tomorrow. I need to majorly catch up on sleep.
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Monday Night Football at #ciscos..win a chance at going to Hawaii for the Pro bowl !!! Happy Hour all night
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forks <3 gotta love the rain
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making breakfast for me and my Man-cakes..haha.. skipping church again today .. got to get our acts together!
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cant belive theres only 1, more episode on college hill left! im so sad!
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With all these TIKTOK dances the #pvshuffle better be live this year #pvamu
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playing with my dog. I wish I could bring photos but he dislikes the camera
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Napa Valley Tesla Consumer Reports trashes Tesla's 'flawed' Model X - New York Post
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Rizwan Fakhar Babar Maqsood Hafeez Malik Faheem Shadab/Imad Hassan Shaheen Haris My team for T20 World Cup 2021 Cricket
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i love you honey i hope you are okay take your time and take care of yourself 💕
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Daylight is falling to the 10 hr mark near US/Canada border via #DST
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lrt - CHOWDAH. DEPRESSED POSTSKIP FERDINAND GOT ME ACTIN UNWISE.
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MUST READ: GREAT summary/breakdown of most of Trump's picks up to this point for #TrumpTransitionTeam. #NotNormal
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Guess you figured out why I'm bleak when you got my sms earlier. Kels can't come to my 21st so she can't say her speech.
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Not all men. Rather, all men and women - - and journalists - - working in Hollywood.
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Outside of Dak, there isn’t a player I’m rooting for more than Randy Gregory. He sounds healthy & ready to take over the league. I hope he gets all the sacks & then ALL the money 💰 💰💰
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"Triple H was never Ric Flair's bitch, and this Sunday... I'm gonna make sure mine." *drops mic* DAAAAAMN Cena. #RAW
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buck i have a question...Y R U SO FREAKIN AWESOME? lol...i love u sooo much...in a youtube way ofcourse hehe
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"mom: ""So you got U2 on Wednesday night... what time does college start on Thursday?"" me: ""8:30"" mom: [walks out of room laughing maniacally]"
Generate a tweet about Matthew Walker.
This week's pick on my reading journey is going to be Why we sleep by Matthew Walker #BookRecommendations.
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im home wit my mommy she had surgery so im takin care of her
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pretty bummed i didnt get to see alexisonfire today
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Living a twitterless ezistance as twitterberry won't work. Rubbish
Generate a tweet about bob bullock.
Not me going full speed on bob bullock with my hand break on
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that is soooo funny!
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I entered this #sweepstakes on #tunespeak. Follow the link below to enter & help me win. http://example.com
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It is good news for Times Now as the terrorist may be glorified like Yakub.
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28C today hopefully last day of the heatwave! Cold front moving in, buh-bye Azores! I cannot wait for the immense thunderstorms in August
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It's 4 am and i've just realised that Calibraska is out tomorrow. Oh.
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I can't go to the Gathering
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not Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, then?
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its ok... hhhh. I just need 2 go shopping. I literally haven't been 2 the mall in ages!
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ida and aoki cute as always but what was that episode LMAGAIQNAK
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"#nature #day #sunday #coldweather #vsco #vscocam #vscoedit #vscoitaly #milan #italy @ Milan, Italy
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and also! i'm a little hurt MICHELE is in a video before me! GRR WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHER FOR 14 YEARS JARED, GOSH! lol
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In the car :] Jammin to music&drinkin a Mocha Coffee yum! Feelin better now. Goin to the Bison's game wit Kaylyn&Ms.Burdzy soon
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Omar's ex is the biggest cunt ass bitch I have ever heard of if this annoying ass washed up art ho don't STFU actin like she somebody ~sigh~
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Tired. Body ache and head ache. Lying down. Will get up in sometime and start workin on my TP Act assignment
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Sounds painful Sorry you got hurt.. And may I ask how this happen?
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Whoa. Is Taylor Kitsch seriously going to be at the charity game tomorrow?
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I am the ANTIFA Super Soldier
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Oh iight I can dig it but how you going to act tomorrow night tho younging ?
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Bugger. forgot I still have washing in my machine
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my mother is going to order her phone tomorrow! Probably getting a Moto G.
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at Office ready to work and waiting for Windows 7 Candidate Release - 5 May, 2009
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Has Just Got Herr New Phone
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LOL. sucks for people who drive.
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Yall STAY making post about the LGBT community. You quoted my tweet and started bitching like the insecure little brat you are shut the fuck up and go cry to your mommy. I dont give a fuck about what you have to say.
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Not feeling that well.
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"If Viz Media had licensed One Piece, Luffy may have been voiced by Maile Flanagan, who does Naruto. That's just me."
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Off to bed!! Had a pretty good Sunday!
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"I don't get too riled up, because Nicki may be dancing with Miley onstage at the next awards show. #VMAs"
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It is. was not created to protect terrorists or to support resolutions from countries that finance terrorism…
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I love your Portland at 70 miles per hour it is like my mind somethimes
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I kind of feel the same way. He gets until 7, then I'm changing into my PJs.
Generate a tweet about Plutarch.
If you live with a lame man, you learn to limp. -Plutarch
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Bulgaria says it ‘˜will not readmit migrants from rest of EU’
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Hi mum!!! everyone - please meet my mum, - she's into waste management & all things enviro/greenie - plus she's hella awesome
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This cough is really starting to bug me
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is this abt earlier bec
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Got sun burned yesterday playing golf. Kids hardly recognized me
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im fukin bored im goin on gs 4 a bit
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and to the weather now. Tomorrow we'll have a low of 3 and a high of 5 degrees. Thanks Christchurch
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So this is Stephen Kinnock's actual proposal on how to tackle immigration concerns. wow. Majority of EU citizens su…
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I have to be honest with you all. I never in my wildest dreams thought there was ever any young player currently who would even attempt to threaten the love that exists between myself & Ngcobo. If I didn't love Nkosingiphile this much, I 'd be replacing him with Cele but nah.
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You may say I lost everything but I still had my bedazzler is the Lady Gaga quote I relate to the most. Bc I have nothing but a bedazzler.
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If God drove a car, my name would be on His bumper. So having the Monday blues is a lousy excuse. (via fantastic revelation!
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Taking of Salah for the Ox is like forcefully ramming a broom up your arse, just why would you do it #LIVMUN
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oh my gosh shoot me, my computer is SO slow. it's taking 20 minutes per picture to upload. someone buy me a faster computer please
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stupid flippin' crohns related arthritis, my fecking leg is killing me!!
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Amy Schumer Steps Out in Black at the 7th Annual Governors Awards
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We went to Dry Tortugas/Fort Jefferson where she threw such a tantrum she almost got left on a desert island! Our poor captain had to go get her from crying at a picnic table after everyone else had boarded the plane. Absolutely mortifying
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You have the sims 3 already. Yay Leona, I want it on mac, but i only got it on i-pod.
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Seriously needs a massage
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I hate humidity!