dialogue: Keira: <file_photo>
  Keira: i'm sitting next to this dude for the next three hours!!
  Evan: what a beautiful classic manspread! :D
  Keira: he's almost doing a split >:(
  Evan: just kick him or something :p
  Keira: he looks like this kind of guy who would kick me back :d
  Evan: well, that's unfortunate :D
summary: Keira is sitting next to a man who's doing a huge manspread. 