dialogue: Jan: Guys... the landlord has just published her review of us. It's I-N-S-A-N-E <file_photo>
  Emma: Give me a sec
  Ricardo: FUCK
  Emma: I especially like the bit about Janek being "sombre" and "exceptionally rude"
  Jan: omg was I?
  Emma: Hmmmm well, I bet it's one of these cultural differences... As a Spaniard she probably expected you to become her best friend and have a friendly chat about the weather... Instead, you greeted her enumerating all the faults of the apartment (which I would also do, but I understand if it was too much for her).
  Jan: Well then, I'll write to her and apologise, perhaps she'll change the review?
  Emma: I doubt it, but you can try if you have a moment to spare. Again, I don't really think you've done anything wrong, but upon some consideration, she might have misunderstood our non-Spanish behaviour
  Jan: Yeah, I think you're right. Also, I assume this thing about cigarette fags all over the balcony is yet another delusion of hers?
  Emma: Fuuuck. I actually might have left some... I was so tired in the morning I didn't even think about that. I'm so sorry guys 😭
  Jan: Well, it looks like we deserve the shitty review and there's not much we can do about it, can we?
  Ricardo: Hmmm, yeah, you might be right. In any case it's only one negative review by a silly old woman, I don't really think it'll ruin our lives
  Jan: I feel like it'll totally ruin mine 💩
  Emma: Change your name to Juan as I've been suggesting for years
  Jan: 😂
  Ricardo: When life gives you lemons, change your name to Juan
  Emma: And your life will be much fun lalalalaaaa 🎵
  Jan: AAAAAAAAAAAA 🙉🙉🙉
summary: Jan's, Emma's and Ricardo's landlord published a bad review about them. 