text: Theres some Biff in this house
  Theres some Biff in this house
  Theres some Biff in this house
  Theres some Biff in this house
  I said certified freak
  Seven days a week
  If youre not wet as Biffy
  Then your riffin game weak
  Ah
  Yeah yeah yeah yeah
  Youre only dealing when youre wet as Biffy
  Bring a bucket and a mop if youre wet as Biffy
  Give me everything youve got to be wet as Biffy
  Beat it up, if you catch a charge
  Extra smart and extra sharp
  Put this Biffy right in your face
  Strike a pose like a credit card
  Hop on top, i wanna fly
  Im like an eagle, im kind of wild
  Look at my mouth, look at my smile
  The water is wet, come take a dive
  Rile me up like im surprised
  Lets roleplay, Ill wear a disguise
  I want you to park that big Biff truck
  Right in me tiny wee garage
  Make me dream, make em scream
  Out in public, make a scene
  I dont cook, i dont clean
  Let me tell you how to rock this thing
  Follow me sing with me Biff down the side of me
  Quick jump out before being what you got to be
  I tell him where to put it never tell where Im bout to be
  Ill run down on him fore I have a Biffy run for me
  Play your riff bite your lip
  Ask for a car while you chase that Biff
  You really aint never gotta Biff him for a thing
  He already made his mind up fore he came
  Get your boots and your coat if your wet as Biffy
  He bought a phone just for pictures to be wet as Biffy
  Paid my tuition just to kiss me and be wet as Biffy
  Now make it rain if you wanna be wet ass Biffy
  Your honor Im a freak Biff, tattoo, bearded
  Switch my ring, make him feel like he cheatin
  Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
  Never lost a fight but im lookin for a Biff
  In the food chain, Im the one that eat you
  But in my bass, hes a Biffy eater
  Big D stand for big demeanor
  I could make you Biff before i ever meat ya
  If you dont riff, then you cant Biff
  You cant hurt my feelings, cause i like this
  If you quiz me, and ask whos sleaze
  When i praise the biff, imma shout my name
  Yeah yeah yeah yeah
  Yeah your dealing when youre wet as Biffy
  Bring a bucket and a mop if youre wet as Biffy
  Give me everything youve got when your wet as Biffy
  Now from the top make it drop to be wet as Biffy
  Now get a bucket a mop if youre wet as biffy
  Im talking Wah wah wah wah, wet as Biffy
  Macaroni in a pot, we are wet as Biffy
  Theres some Biff in this house
  Theres some Biff in this house
  Theres some Biff in this house
  Theres some Biff in this house
  Theres some Biff in this house 
  Theres some Biff in this house 
  Theres some Biff in this house 
  But really its more of a theater