text: Hey everyone
  Nagito Komaeda here
  I just wanted to let you know
  That uh...
  I said certified freak
  Seven days a week
  Wet ass despair
  Make that pull-out game weak
  Yeah
  Yeah
  Yeah
  Yeah
  Yeah
  Yeah you messin with some wet ass despair
  Bring a bucket
  And a mop
  For some wet ass despair
  Give me everything you got
  For this wet ass despair
  Beat it up Hajime
  Catch a charge
  Extra largе
  And extra hard
  Put Junkos hand right in your face
  Swipe your nosе like a credit card
  Put me on top, I wanna ride
  Blow up the island while Im inside
  Spit in my mouth
  Look in my eyes
  Hajime come take a dive
  I dont wanna spit
  I wanna gulp
  I wanna gag
  I wanna choke
  I want you to touch that little dangly thing
  That swing in the back of my throat