char: IF YOU ARE NOT THEN KNOCKED ON THE HEAD YOUR BEING A NON COMPOSSER WILL PROTECT YOU AND YOU'LL THEN HAVE A GOOD REASON TO EXPECT TO DIE IN YOUR BED
phn: IH F Y UW AA R N AA T DH EH N N AA K T AO N DH AH HH EH D Y AO R B IY IH NG AH N AA N W IH L P R AH T EH K T Y UW AH N D Y UW L DH EH N HH AE V AH G UH D R IY Z AH N T UW IH K S P EH K T T UW D AY IH N Y AO R B EH D