text: I like how every girl on here gives this place 1 star, and the guys usually give it 3 stars.\n\nThat says a lot, bc if there is one hting i know about guys it is that they freaking love boobs.  The Tilted Kilt has boobs everywhere.  More than a strip club.  So many boobs I wondered if it was a health code violation.  So it having 3 or 4 star reviews from dudes tells you this is a 1 star restaurant.\n\nIt should be no surprise that I was out with a guy and I did NOT pick this place.  In fact, I'm pretty sure no girl in the history of girls has ever said, \"I want a fish sandwich and to stare at tits.\"  \n\nOur waitress was very nice, and I've got to say that if my body looked like hers, I'd be wearing the Tilted Kilt uniform daily, whether i worked there or not.\n\nWe had hamburgers.  They were standard hamburgers.  WHAT IS IT WITH RESTAURANT HAMBURGER BUNS????  Once again, the bun was MASSIVE nad htat drives me crazy.  However, the hambuger was so greasy the bun immediately became full of oil and shrank down.  Kinda gross, but also kind of impressive.  That was an absorbent bun!\n\nThe place was wildly over priced and I don't know how anyone could sit there and watch an entire game and drink all night.  If you want to piss your wife off, do that.  Go to the Tilted Kilt and drink all night, then tell her that's where you were all night and that your bar tab was $150.\n\nI think it might be less expensive to go to a strip club.  Go to one with a buffet, and save some money.\n\nThe food was meh, the waitress was ok, the tits were large, the drinks were expensive.   -Fin-