text: So this is what fatherhood has come to.  I haven't been out to eat since my son was born.  Craving an opportunity to write another review on Yelp, I'm stuck reviewing my last oil change.\n\nI went in, the place was dead.  The guy told me there was a 90 minute wait (not to mention it's a first come first serve establishment)  He said it would be best if I come back.\n\nGo back 90 minutes.  No one around.  The guy says it's going to be a 30 minute wait till they can look at my car.  I say I'll wait.  40 minutes later and my car is still sitting where I parked it.  I get frustrated and leave.  \n\nTwo days later, I arrive right when they open.  This time NO people and NO cars.  It still takes them 45 minutes to do a basic oil change.  \n\nI may be Jewish and the phrase \"get the car serviced\" is a childhood slogan in my family, but even I can change the oil quicker with no tools than these putz's!  Even though I had a $10 off coupon the hours I spent waiting for them to do the job is not worth it.\n\nDon't bother.