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哈哈哈

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嘎达斯意特原

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嘎嘎阿达达卡古爹

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古娜莉玛哆诺苏哆光哆拉斯哆

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现在改不了那个标题了吧

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哎呀OP还没放完不能说话呀

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气啦嘎嘎呀

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一辈子心动吧

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嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

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嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

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早上好

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哈喽哈喽大家早上好

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谢谢老师的情书啊

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刚想接主播说起不来放屁是吧呵呵

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是不是主播早就在等待那什么

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8点准时开播

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谢谢涛哥送司机大哥的钻戒哦

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谢小鲁的情书

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小黑屁是主主播是吧

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什么声音可以再慵懒一点

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差不多得了

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今天没看到动态吗

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但是我觉得已经发了那个投票的了

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走走

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走

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你在干嘛呀

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起跑音

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刚起床是这样的

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你在干嘛

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嗯起床进行到哪一步了

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吃早餐在吃什么

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哎呀忘记改标题了

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地铁了在乘地铁了地铁上有美女吗

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一直听早安回吗

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我其实也没有开几次来着

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可我好暖和

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就是

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但是我刚才已经起了个床去上厕所

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然后接了点热水

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所以现在有一点冷

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早安早安

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早早早早

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欢迎来到25788785这里吗

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是吗

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是257225788785吗

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哦还有

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啊

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哈哈这你记住了吗

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谢谢风876的小花花

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谢谢您的粉丝灯牌

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哎呦

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要多慵懒啊

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要慵懒到什么程度啊要说话要死不活

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在大家长沙好20岁平安今天

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我给大家

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嗯这是再来控制咱们的直播

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要这样吗

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哈哈

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打个呼噜

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哎呀我们美少女不会这些的

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抱歉让您失望了

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嗯

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要放BGM了

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你们那边听着是不是音质很差

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磨牙可不是想磨就能磨出来的

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谢谢关心做我神仙团的棉花糖

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喵喵喵喵喵喵

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嗯

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说梦话

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哎呀

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哎呀我不知道我想想今天晚上干嘛呀

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睡了几小时

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嗯不知道哎

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昨天晚上我都最后一次

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最后是在干嘛

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嗯

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嗯

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嗯

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可能4个多小时吧眉笔

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嗨呀大家睡得香吗睡得好吗

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打一个

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在看投票吗

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你们这个功利性好强啊

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你们都没点进去看我的投票说明

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我还认真写的投票说明来着

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我都说了的

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呃什么用

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电台直播是一个更正经更人气的直播

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嗯

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年度游戏啊怎么突然说这个那看呀

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谁来骗这个年度游戏呢

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哎

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she

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t a啊t g a开始啊谁呀

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是不是类似于

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那种什么什么什么什么奖

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excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

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嘎吱声啊

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听到了吗

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年度游戏这么早就开始拼了吗

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好主播都已经进进化到这种程度了吗

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有有玩点

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那个什么游玩那个什么

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欢乐斗地主进化到看年度游戏榜单了

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太牛了

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我还是需要一点毕竟

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不然有点

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不然有点干啊

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谢谢

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苍狼领的心疼入梦

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谢谢昨天晚上呃

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能跳拉拉斐尔的心疼入梦啊

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不知道他在不在啊

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先卸了再说

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这个听太多次了多好听啊

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这就是你们的那个什么吗

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啊

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多了这才听了几次就这么烦了

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为什么每天见到主播

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都已经厌倦成什么程度了

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不敢想象了

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抱抱抱抱抱抱

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什么年度游戏要几个小时吗

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有那么多好看的有有那么多好游戏吗

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拼那么久

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啊打到你了

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好痛

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瞅瞅

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不会肿起来吧

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哎来那个什么

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那个什么拷打一下大家嗯那个啥一下

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营业一下好吧来点大家喜欢的环节

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喂喂

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起床了吗

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你今天袜子穿的不是破洞的那一双吧

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是穿的一对的吗还是

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那两个颜色各一只

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啊

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洗脸了吗

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你不会又

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是用用水搓一两下脸就出门了吧

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BYE

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袜子白袜子臭脚体育生

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什么新买的粉粉袜子啊哈哈哈

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有点站的一长一短好恶心

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好邋遢

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啊我想想

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嗯

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我想想

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我再思考一下还有什么可以靠打动啊

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刷牙了吗

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老最近老师发现你牙都没刷

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那什么发看到你牙刷都是干的

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不知道多少天没有刷过了

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今天有没有刷牙啊

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哈哈

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嗯哼哼哼

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不迷糊你要直播怎么播啊老死直播

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不知道自己在说什么的直播吗

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哈哈哈

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上来拿吹风机吹干了

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你图啥呀

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熬了一晚上等我

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真的假的

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哎呀我是没刷牙但是我去漱了一下口

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因为我在刷牙就来不及了

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hmm

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现在还是太元气了吗

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我怕大家听睡着了

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大早上的大家本来就很困了

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你是那么睡的吗

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你那边也没到睡觉的点吧

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哈哈你好你好早上好

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哎呀没有蚊子啊

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我昨天晚上刷了牙的好吗

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人家人家那个什么之前我看客服

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打断主播的营业是吧

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good

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我之前看那个什么科普都说那个来着

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就是说嗯哎呀别润别润啊

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我之前看科普说

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那什么其实早上起来不需要刷牙

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因为那什么你晚上刷了牙的话

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早上起来不需要刷牙

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其实是要饭后刷牙懂不懂啊

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哎呀你不懂个屁呀

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嗯

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到时候我真的早上起来了我会刷牙的

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你们自己不懂这些就知道质疑别人

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面对自己不知道的领域

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就这么那个什么固执无知

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老年人就是这样的

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excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

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不要说少看点抖了丁味好重啊

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哈哈

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真的

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真的真真的

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因为你晚上呃什么

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不错研究的

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真的我看科普说的

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真的电话好重

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好看点擦擦擦真的掉了好臭啊

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嗯

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哎呀

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我不是每次找他呀

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我之前在电脑面前的话

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那肯定是有刷牙的

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但是我今天还在睡觉的话

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就就那个什么

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我就想等真正起床了再说

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是啊

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刷了牙你在吃早饭那不是白刷了吗

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那你其实说其实

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其实还不如那个什么

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你吃了早饭再刷牙

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我当时看那个科普这么说的

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哎呀

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哈哈

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饼干碎懂个屁啊

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饼干碎你是什么

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你是权威的新闻还是什么

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excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

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Huh

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UGH

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放眼我早上亲亲的下去吗我跟谁亲啊

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吃早饭也最好别立刻刷牙

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容易上牙有这个有这个说法吗

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我只知道那个什么

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反正你吃饭之前刷牙

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没屁用啊

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那你吃了饭还是脏了呀

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Huh

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什么叫主播居然起得来主播

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嗯一言九鼎好吗

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怎么说什么就是什么说到都会做到的

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哼

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嗨我刚才本来在干嘛来着

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被你们给打岔了

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嗯

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嗯我再想想

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哎呀

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你嗯

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今天穿的什么啊不会又穿的是那什么

244
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:15,599
穿了五六年的那件衣服吧啊

245
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,566
有没有买新衣服啊最近

246
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,650
都跟你说你穿那件衣服我已经看腻

247
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,450
腻的不能再腻了你怎么还在穿啊

248
00:15:29,966 --> 00:15:31,733
买点新衣服吗

249
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,533
工作服是吗

250
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:42,533
uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

251
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,250
我哪知道你的尺寸啊

252
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,250
你一天胖10斤的人

253
00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:48,333
谁知道你现在胖到什么程度了

254
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,566
我给你买

255
00:15:52,366 --> 00:15:53,166
Hi

256
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,333
地点上信号好差了吗

257
00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:00,249
哎呀

258
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,850
你的补助波吧

259
00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:04,250
嗯

260
00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:08,450
哎呦

261
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,166
啊有卡一下吗是没有吗

262
00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:17,649
买多大你穿多大那我买XXS

263
00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:22,533
小了你就减肥

264
00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:25,366
那你减到减到一个90斤试试

265
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,166
假子音啊我吗

266
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,049
嗨呀这个直播间

267
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,333
只有你会说主播假子音

268
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:38,799
剩下的人全都是嫌主播不够假的

269
00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:44,600
什么大大大小小小

270
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,766
你孙悟空啊你在这变啊

271
00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:53,533
uh huh

272
00:16:57,366 --> 00:17:00,449
哎呀再加点不能再加了

273
00:17:06,683 --> 00:17:08,883
太饿了嗯

274
00:17:10,483 --> 00:17:14,599
什么上身195下身一190体重吗

275
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,366
来点营业时间

276
00:17:18,566 --> 00:17:21,849
哎大早上的起来多累啊

277
00:17:25,283 --> 00:17:27,649
哎呀哎呀

278
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,683
再慢点你们屁事真的很多到底要怎样

279
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,533
有又假又骂的吗哪有这种啊要怎样

280
00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:42,599
啊我想想

281
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,600
嗯

282
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:44,483
啊

283
00:17:44,483 --> 00:17:45,283
对

284
00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:46,733
我想想

285
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,933
一颗一颗

286
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:50,199
啊

287
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,400
啊你梳头了没有啊

288
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,733
老是看你头发乱七八糟的就出门了

289
00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:58,966
跟个狗窝猪鸡窝似的

290
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,766
做错了没

291
00:18:14,683 --> 00:18:16,566
没头发吗哎呦

292
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,683
有点有点

293
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,199
下头了

294
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,650
打蜡了哈哈

295
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,849
上班的地方有人帮你梳

296
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:31,083
你是上在哪上班幼儿园

297
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,283
幼儿园老师给小孩梳头发的时候

298
00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:34,733
顺便给你梳了

299
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:37,883
hmm

300
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,999
扎了双马尾我看看

301
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:48,966
Excelle

302
00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:50,283
嗯

303
00:18:51,766 --> 00:18:53,133
再来一个嗯

304
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,799
哈哈哈

305
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,566
我想想怎么说呢

306
00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:58,483
啊

307
00:18:58,483 --> 00:19:00,399
你头发你说

308
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:05,283
喂喂你那什么你现在在哪里呢

309
00:19:05,283 --> 00:19:06,399
在地铁上

310
00:19:06,966 --> 00:19:08,599
地铁上很挤吗

311
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:09,733
很挤

312
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:13,050
有没有跟别的女生前胸贴后背啊

313
00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:14,566
啊

314
00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:19,283
我就告诉你让你走路去上班

315
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,450
只要每天早上提前2个小时起床

316
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:23,883
走过去就完了

317
00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:25,766
你非得坐那个地铁

318
00:19:25,883 --> 00:19:27,999
明明还可以省钱的

319
00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:35,483
早啊

320
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:37,999
不得好早吗因为是早餐呀

321
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:41,850
hmm

322
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,000
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

323
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:47,966
哈哈哈

324
00:19:55,683 --> 00:19:56,966
半天都喘不过气

325
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:59,483
是不是你太胖把别人挤着了呀

326
00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:08,249
是不是你太胖把别人挤着了

327
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:11,083
早就跟你说减减肥吧

328
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:15,599
直接不去上班去了

329
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,733
你看一下

330
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,766
我去上班省通勤费是吧

331
00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:20,649
哈哈哈

332
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,050
已经在地铁上悬空了吗

333
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,400
哈哈哈哈

334
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,450
没想到那个场面就很好笑

335
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:32,683
一个人站两个位置转了

336
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,933
你也不想

337
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:42,450
真的假的呀

338
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,449
啊再想一个

339
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,683
谢为了无名而获的小花花

340
00:20:48,683 --> 00:20:49,966
恭喜的小花花

341
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,733
干嘛呢啊你

342
00:20:54,566 --> 00:20:55,933
早餐吃什么

343
00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:57,599
呃什么

344
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:01,566
吃这么多啊你不会是帮别人带带

345
00:21:01,766 --> 00:21:02,733
你吃这么多不

346
00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:04,733
不会是帮别人也带了早饭吧

347
00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:06,449
你帮谁带啊不会是

348
00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:07,650
女同事吧

349
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,250
啊

350
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:14,250
hmm

351
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:16,850
she

352
00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:18,366
老板娘的小花花

353
00:21:21,566 --> 00:21:24,083
不是幻想对象一直是死胖子吗

354
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,966
我只是对那个什么

355
00:21:27,366 --> 00:21:30,449
嗯对对饼干碎鲍鱼最大的恶意

356
00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:33,650
啊你直直直接

357
00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:36,083
带去你同事家吃的

358
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,050
我床上我一直都跟猫一起睡啊

359
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,800
他已经开始早上起来玩了

360
00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:44,766
把女生男朋友带的

361
00:21:44,966 --> 00:21:46,599
哈哈哈

362
00:21:50,683 --> 00:21:52,883
好可怜呐

363
00:21:54,966 --> 00:21:56,366
那你要加油带

364
00:21:56,366 --> 00:21:59,049
带一点他喜欢吃的表现好一点

365
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:01,133
说不定你女朋友会对你

366
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,966
啊不是说不定你女生会对你呃

367
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,400
另眼相看啊

368
00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:08,450
hmm

369
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,533
皮肤双眼睛

370
00:22:12,650 --> 00:22:14,450
盯着这个小花花

371
00:22:17,933 --> 00:22:18,933
Brilliant

372
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,133
啊好吵啊这个猫

373
00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:23,533
为什么

374
00:22:23,650 --> 00:22:26,933
他们可以一起传然后就马上开始玩呢

375
00:22:27,683 --> 00:22:28,483
哼

376
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,600
HAHAHuh

377
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,166
我一般都是把饼干碎响的又那什么

378
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:48,166
胖胖的矮矮的秃秃的老老的

379
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,283
确实是这样的呢

380
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,933
啊啊

381
00:22:57,933 --> 00:22:59,766
我一直说也跟比登翠一起玩

382
00:22:59,766 --> 00:23:01,083
但没他那么激情

383
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,049
他玩的太激情了

384
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,800
嗯

385
00:23:06,366 --> 00:23:08,483
你妈只在你睡着的时候玩吗

386
00:23:08,483 --> 00:23:10,283
那我妈可太乖了

387
00:23:11,966 --> 00:23:13,999
我们俩作息差不多

388
00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:17,650
hmm

389
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:22,966
哈哈

390
00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:23,966
哈

391
00:23:23,966 --> 00:23:26,999
没有啊只是跟大家开玩笑来着

392
00:23:29,883 --> 00:23:31,333
那我把大家想象成什么

393
00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:34,849
高都把大家想象的高高都帅帅的吗

394
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,333
那会不会不太好呀

395
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,650
嗯是都把大家想象的高高的帅帅的

396
00:23:41,650 --> 00:23:45,133
那不是高高的帅帅的人会不会不开心

397
00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:53,766
well

398
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:57,933
开始吧呃就摸着良心说嘛你呢

399
00:24:00,883 --> 00:24:03,133
但其实30多也不老了

400
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,650
你不老了

401
00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:11,400
哈饼干脆都是无印

402
00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:16,166
这次有点有点在发育症了

403
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,933
好能健身又矮又胖

404
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,799
啊好好好

405
00:24:21,933 --> 00:24:24,799
那么就是要要么矮要么胖好吧

406
00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:26,933
加一个那个什么

407
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,333
加一个现金条件啊有的老有的胖

408
00:24:31,483 --> 00:24:33,933
好吧不能又老又胖

409
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,566
50才壮年是吗

410
00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,366
真的假的

411
00:24:43,966 --> 00:24:43,966
i'm sorry

412
00:24:43,966 --> 00:24:44,766
i didn't catch your name earlier i'm Bob nice to meet you

413
00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:50,649
哎我现在早上起来感觉好饿啊

414
00:24:54,283 --> 00:24:55,133
嗯

415
00:24:55,566 --> 00:24:56,483
你有的时候

416
00:24:56,483 --> 00:24:58,849
中午起来都不会觉得很饿来着

417
00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:02,283
有的一定要在下头

418
00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:03,083
哈哈

419
00:25:05,483 --> 00:25:07,766
别啊天啊

420
00:25:07,766 --> 00:25:09,049
谢你啊宝

421
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,283
你的一席话

422
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:12,933
让我真的肚子变得不饿了起来

423
00:25:12,933 --> 00:25:16,083
怎么这么有用啊天呐

424
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,566
呀点你在都没事了好吧

425
00:25:22,566 --> 00:25:24,249
又在喝烧水是吧

426
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,566
啊

427
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:36,449
啊是你你这一席话

428
00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:39,283
我这未来3天都不用再吃饭了

429
00:25:39,733 --> 00:25:41,733
亲爱的宝宝的

430
00:25:43,566 --> 00:25:44,849
你在干嘛

431
00:25:47,733 --> 00:25:48,599
废话吧

432
00:25:57,483 --> 00:25:58,283
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

433
00:26:02,283 --> 00:26:04,166
马上他又要去玩了

434
00:26:05,283 --> 00:26:06,999
这为啥起这么早

435
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,333
我想想再来一个什么呢

436
00:26:10,566 --> 00:26:13,683
嗯嗯嗯

437
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,050
现在在哪

438
00:26:16,050 --> 00:26:18,366
忙完早饭去公司的路上吗

439
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,733
在路上有没有偷看其他女生

440
00:26:20,733 --> 00:26:21,649
啊

441
00:26:22,766 --> 00:26:23,766
有没有

442
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,600
上地铁了吗啊不是上电梯了吗

443
00:26:27,933 --> 00:26:29,049
有没有偷瞄

444
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,000
有没有

445
00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:34,049
看着电梯的镜子然后偷瞄其他女生

446
00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:34,850
啊

447
00:26:36,050 --> 00:26:36,850
哇

448
00:26:45,533 --> 00:26:46,799
哈哈哈

449
00:26:47,933 --> 00:26:49,133
不准看不准看

450
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:53,449
都是直接看吗

451
00:26:53,450 --> 00:26:54,250
那不会

452
00:26:54,966 --> 00:26:57,533
别人在心里想下头下头

453
00:27:02,366 --> 00:27:03,483
零下10度

454
00:27:03,850 --> 00:27:06,850
在路边蹲着偷看别的女生可以夸你吗

455
00:27:06,850 --> 00:27:08,483
你真的好猥琐啊

456
00:27:16,933 --> 00:27:16,933
i'm sorry

457
00:27:16,933 --> 00:27:17,733
i didn't catch your name earlier i'm Bob nice to meet you

458
00:27:17,850 --> 00:27:18,650
Huh

459
00:27:22,283 --> 00:27:23,249
哈哈

460
00:27:25,133 --> 00:27:26,999
这个手机自己看

461
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,483
呵呵

462
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,533
女生在帮你梳头你

463
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,933
什么护工吗

464
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,566
不光帮老人梳头是吧

465
00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:46,483
哎呀路上有手机可惜你往外放你别

466
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,649
你别丢我人

467
00:27:50,733 --> 00:27:52,249
哈哈哈

468
00:27:53,283 --> 00:27:54,683
老人院是这样的吗

469
00:27:58,133 --> 00:28:01,883
嗯我想想再说一下什么呢

470
00:28:04,533 --> 00:28:07,049
喂喂你到工位上了吗

471
00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:11,566
有有一直找别的女同事说话吗啊

472
00:28:15,483 --> 00:28:17,849
一抬头发现大家都在看你手机屏幕

473
00:28:18,133 --> 00:28:20,366
你别把屏幕打开呀

474
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:23,366
不是电台吗我人又没动呢

475
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,883
啊啊嗯

476
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,683
今天不是周五吗

477
00:28:40,450 --> 00:28:43,083
都是你同事找你没戏给你买了

478
00:28:43,133 --> 00:28:46,849
你醒醒啊快醒醒

479
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,966
还没睡醒是吗

480
00:28:49,966 --> 00:28:51,249
结果你在开

481
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:54,399
那个什么早早上慵懒电台了

482
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,733
主播没慵懒起来你你慵懒起来了

483
00:28:57,933 --> 00:28:59,049
你在做梦

484
00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:06,083
我怕我多想把工资女人全开了

485
00:29:07,133 --> 00:29:09,366
他们的工他们多出来的

486
00:29:09,366 --> 00:29:11,566
他们的工资能打到我这吗

487
00:29:28,483 --> 00:29:29,283
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

488
00:29:29,283 --> 00:29:30,766
我在伸懒腰呢

489
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,200
嗯你们伸懒腰的时候不会叫一下吗

490
00:29:39,366 --> 00:29:41,683
啊哈哈哈

491
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,533
反过去吧啊

492
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,333
你们伸懒腰的时候不会叫一下吗

493
00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:49,133
老叫

494
00:29:49,650 --> 00:29:51,483
你们男生的话应该就是

495
00:29:51,766 --> 00:29:52,966
哎呀

496
00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:57,049
发出这种声音吗

497
00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:00,799
没事

498
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,083
还就

499
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,733
不知道那是伸懒腰是什么声音啊

500
00:30:09,733 --> 00:30:10,766
小咪

501
00:30:15,366 --> 00:30:16,166
yeah

502
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,283
哈哈哈哈

503
00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:21,933
别动我头发

504
00:30:25,883 --> 00:30:28,199
睡吧该睡了吧

505
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,083
哈哈

506
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:31,133
起来玩了10分钟

507
00:30:31,366 --> 00:30:33,249
感觉他又要睡了

508
00:30:33,450 --> 00:30:34,250
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

509
00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:39,133
hmm

510
00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:44,533
啊什么老东西了

511
00:30:44,533 --> 00:30:46,733
老东西伸懒腰不应该是这样的

512
00:30:46,766 --> 00:30:48,849
就是老东西伸懒腰应该说

513
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:49,800
啊

514
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,133
哎呦我的腰啊

515
00:30:52,133 --> 00:30:53,449
哎呦喂

516
00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:54,999
哎呦

517
00:30:55,933 --> 00:30:59,683
昨天晚上为什么忘记贴膏药了

518
00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:02,933
哎呀早上立刻就不在线了呀

519
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,733
哈哈哈哈

520
00:31:11,966 --> 00:31:12,849
嗯

521
00:31:13,766 --> 00:31:14,733
是呢

522
00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:20,483
大老头不是很容易删掉吗

523
00:31:20,533 --> 00:31:21,333
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

524
00:31:28,483 --> 00:31:29,566
太老了

525
00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:32,849
哎呀没有那么老的吗

526
00:31:34,733 --> 00:31:36,483
不太会没有那么老的呀

527
00:31:37,366 --> 00:31:39,133
我只会很老的

528
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:42,533
hmm

529
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,333
感觉是你在腰那个什么全身

530
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:46,333
嘎吱嘎吱响

531
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,733
那骨头什么的

532
00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:52,083
啊什么膏药还治那个吗

533
00:31:52,733 --> 00:31:56,483
呃那个是哪个那个是要别的膏药

534
00:31:59,283 --> 00:32:01,166
那个是要别的东西来治的

535
00:32:04,566 --> 00:32:06,399
现在还有什么嗯

536
00:32:07,933 --> 00:32:08,766
喂喂

537
00:32:09,366 --> 00:32:12,283
早上到现在你一共跟几个女生说了话

538
00:32:12,283 --> 00:32:13,083
你说

539
00:32:24,283 --> 00:32:25,083
SURE

540
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:32,933
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

541
00:32:32,933 --> 00:32:35,649
好好好我想想啊

542
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,483
数不过来

543
00:32:40,966 --> 00:32:41,766
嗯

544
00:32:43,450 --> 00:32:44,966
我在想想啊妈妈

545
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:46,566
想到一个什么东西来着

546
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,133
come

547
00:32:52,133 --> 00:32:52,849
我说话的时候

548
00:32:52,850 --> 00:32:54,966
你刚才是不是在偷瞄别的女生

549
00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:57,883
我好像看到你眼神有一瞬间的游离

550
00:32:58,133 --> 00:32:59,083
你在看谁

551
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,533
你在看谁

552
00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:04,399
说话说话说话

553
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,200
说话

554
00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:11,766
that sounds like anticipation

555
00:33:11,766 --> 00:33:12,283
爸妈算吧

556
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:14,883
那肯定算那谁知道你好不好那一口啊

557
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,600
DID it

558
00:33:24,483 --> 00:33:27,766
在走神我说话你竟然走神

559
00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:33,650
what happened

560
00:33:34,850 --> 00:33:35,650
hmm

561
00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:42,166
余光那余光更更更更恶心了更讨厌了

562
00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:44,799
一股猥琐猥琐的感觉

563
00:33:50,566 --> 00:33:51,483
啊不在还不让看

564
00:33:51,483 --> 00:33:53,366
别的女生不是在跟你说话吗

565
00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:54,250
啊

566
00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:58,166
我的精神不是在跟你跟你与你同在吗

567
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,400
啊

568
00:34:00,450 --> 00:34:01,250
嗯

569
00:34:01,966 --> 00:34:03,599
早上好啊

570
00:34:08,566 --> 00:34:10,049
刚才看你那个什么

571
00:34:10,283 --> 00:34:13,883
小眼睛转来转去的真够恶心的

572
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,533
道歉道歉

573
00:34:24,533 --> 00:34:25,733
太过分了

574
00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:35,249
不道歉是吗

575
00:34:35,766 --> 00:34:36,849
好吧你道歉了

576
00:34:36,850 --> 00:34:39,400
本来想说不道歉的话就那个什么

577
00:34:40,366 --> 00:34:41,733
你这眼睛很大

578
00:34:41,733 --> 00:34:43,849
哈哈哈

579
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,600
哈

580
00:34:47,766 --> 00:34:50,533
都是一问就都是戴眼镜是吧

581
00:34:52,766 --> 00:34:56,133
膀胱你不要说膀胱你说余光行不行啊

582
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,650
阳光不小心扫到了而已

583
00:35:00,483 --> 00:35:02,249
啊你同事都能听到

584
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:04,200
那有点尴尬那我不叫了

585
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:09,850
那个女同事这件衣服好看

586
00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:12,050
想给我买一件是吗是吗

587
00:35:12,450 --> 00:35:13,650
快买快买

588
00:35:13,966 --> 00:35:16,133
我要是4天内没有见到这件衣服

589
00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:17,533
你就完蛋了好吧

590
00:35:19,533 --> 00:35:20,333
嗯

591
00:35:21,650 --> 00:35:23,250
那要温柔说话了

592
00:35:23,566 --> 00:35:26,166
那那明天大家如果在地铁上的话

593
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,733
就很很很很丢脸

594
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,283
很丢脸很丢脸

595
00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:33,933
嗯

596
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,849
每次看到女可爱女生就想揉她头发

597
00:35:38,483 --> 00:35:40,483
不太明白你的心情

598
00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:41,566
是不是

599
00:35:41,566 --> 00:35:44,683
看跟看到可爱小猫是一样的心情

600
00:35:48,566 --> 00:35:49,533
哈反正

601
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,566
就是你不是好看

602
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:52,850
好吧

603
00:35:54,533 --> 00:35:54,999
不行

604
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,283
主播不能让大家丢脸啊小声点说话呢

605
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,200
喂喂大家早上好

606
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,600
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

607
00:36:05,566 --> 00:36:06,449
嗯

608
00:36:08,450 --> 00:36:10,050
每天坐不起地铁吗

609
00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:13,733
你都是提前2个小时走到公司的是吧

610
00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:17,883
嗯

611
00:36:17,883 --> 00:36:19,283
问号干嘛

612
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,133
啊死了走了啊好伤心

613
00:36:22,883 --> 00:36:24,533
啊好好难过

614
00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:25,566
啊

615
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,850
感觉不想直播了

616
00:36:27,883 --> 00:36:30,649
先下了吧趁现在

617
00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:35,450
现在有点那个emo了

618
00:36:35,450 --> 00:36:38,200
现在有点感觉情绪不太好

619
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,000
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

620
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,800
想下播去哭去了好吧不想

621
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,400
不想在直播中嗦面

622
00:37:07,533 --> 00:37:08,333
um

623
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,933
夹不动早上不太会

624
00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:22,883
hmm

625
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,483
哈哈哈

626
00:37:27,566 --> 00:37:28,999
辣条擦窗帘

627
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:31,333
怎么还在擦擦窗帘

628
00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:35,649
啊喂喂早上好啊但是

629
00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:39,000
啊但是现在嗓子很那个什么

630
00:37:39,933 --> 00:37:42,799
嗓子很那个什么很慵懒

631
00:37:42,883 --> 00:37:48,049
我都不想一直一直装可爱他也得

632
00:37:49,283 --> 00:37:49,933
喂喂

633
00:37:49,933 --> 00:37:51,566
早上好大家

634
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:57,683
哎呦喂大家现在在干嘛呢

635
00:37:57,683 --> 00:37:59,649
大家现在在干嘛呢

636
00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,483
到了到哪了呢

637
00:38:02,766 --> 00:38:04,849
有按时下车吗

638
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:05,683
地铁

639
00:38:09,850 --> 00:38:11,000
我本来就不可爱了

640
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,050
那老是说我不可爱

641
00:38:13,050 --> 00:38:16,600
刚才大家都在说不够用了来着

642
00:38:17,283 --> 00:38:19,283
很坏很坏的人

643
00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:21,049
啊嗯

644
00:38:28,966 --> 00:38:31,366
大早上到家你失业了是吧

645
00:38:32,133 --> 00:38:33,399
失业就离婚

646
00:38:37,366 --> 00:38:39,366
看不起这个家庭的你

647
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,933
有什么资格跟我在一起啊再见了

648
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:46,199
嗯

649
00:38:47,883 --> 00:38:49,849
上的是夜班哈哈哈

650
00:38:59,283 --> 00:39:00,083
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

651
00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:05,883
啊你是富二代吧好好好好好好

652
00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:07,599
亲亲我的毛

653
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,883
富二代是不是原来嘻

654
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,483
啊啊

655
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,400
因为在办公室看新闻主播被开除了

656
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,850
好开好开

657
00:39:39,683 --> 00:39:41,483
有点拜金了吗

658
00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:45,200
哎呦想拜一下不行吗

659
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:49,083
那你不想你不想要钱吗哼

660
00:39:56,133 --> 00:39:56,533
哎呀

661
00:39:56,533 --> 00:39:59,683
这被子怎么这么舒服呀

662
00:40:08,933 --> 00:40:11,199
啊你们在说谁好死啊

663
00:40:11,566 --> 00:40:14,083
不是说我吧就

664
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,883
噔噔噔噔

665
00:40:22,566 --> 00:40:25,449
噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔

666
00:40:33,650 --> 00:40:34,450
oh

667
00:40:38,850 --> 00:40:41,133
猫鱼木鱼被抓蛮严重了吗

668
00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:46,399
纪委公司还会有纪委吗

669
00:40:50,966 --> 00:40:53,199
结果领导也是饼干碎

670
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,083
没有吧饼干碎应该没有

671
00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:59,483
饼干碎感觉都是打工的吧

672
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:03,449
没有饼干碎会是领导吗我感觉

673
00:41:05,733 --> 00:41:06,533
嗯

674
00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:09,333
国旗吗

675
00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:27,999
也没有啊

676
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:30,083
也没到退休好吧

677
00:41:30,850 --> 00:41:34,200
说好多鼻涕泡啊你想被拉黑吗

678
00:41:37,133 --> 00:41:37,933
哼

679
00:41:38,133 --> 00:41:39,766
嘴皮子嘟嘟的吧

680
00:41:43,050 --> 00:41:43,850
hmm

681
00:41:47,566 --> 00:41:49,449
快退休的小领导了

682
00:41:50,733 --> 00:41:51,933
感觉很富

683
00:41:53,333 --> 00:41:54,733
听起来很富

684
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,366
想想再来个什么早上好

685
00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:13,283
哈哈哈

686
00:42:14,650 --> 00:42:15,683
不Bbox

687
00:42:16,850 --> 00:42:19,000
玩个屁的谐音梗啊

688
00:42:22,333 --> 00:42:25,849
被拉黑出去吹你这有啥好吹的呀

689
00:42:27,850 --> 00:42:29,766
这有啥好吃的

690
00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:33,283
真搞不懂你们管用观众了

691
00:42:36,883 --> 00:42:39,649
早上好早早早早早

692
00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,566
不知道有啥好勋章的呀

693
00:42:43,566 --> 00:42:45,483
真搞不懂你们了

694
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,933
对啊这是一边读字

695
00:42:54,133 --> 00:42:56,333
读一遍鼻子读一遍鼻子读

696
00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:57,166
哈哈

697
00:42:57,166 --> 00:43:01,166
哎呦哪有好大的鼻涕声音啊

698
00:43:02,966 --> 00:43:06,166
我我要待会我要弄什么闭麦了

699
00:43:07,366 --> 00:43:09,766
啊早上好现在才起啊

700
00:43:09,766 --> 00:43:12,849
晚上9点了你才起你几点钟上班啊

701
00:43:15,766 --> 00:43:18,199
谢一腔不堪比心的小花花

702
00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:22,566
我觉得还是这个

703
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:23,966
不不是跟我来

704
00:43:23,966 --> 00:43:25,933
对我来说不是很有那什么

705
00:43:25,933 --> 00:43:27,366
就是换一边

706
00:43:27,366 --> 00:43:28,733
嗯侧睡

707
00:43:29,683 --> 00:43:30,766
不会通的

708
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:40,366
哈哈

709
00:43:40,366 --> 00:43:43,766
我将停止直播哦不是我将停止呼吸

710
00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:46,999
再也不让你们听到我呼吸的声音了

711
00:43:54,566 --> 00:43:56,049
那那那那两点下播

712
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:57,333
不让你9点是吧

713
00:43:57,450 --> 00:44:01,883
那主播2点下播那还8点钟起床了呢

714
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:06,483
嗯主播还起那么早呢

715
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:08,400
哼

716
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:09,800
哼

717
00:44:10,050 --> 00:44:10,850
哼

718
00:44:14,283 --> 00:44:16,883
谢谢地久航天的小花花

719
00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:26,766
宝宝么么么么么么么么

720
00:44:29,850 --> 00:44:31,333
哎我妈走了

721
00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:38,400
吃饭去了他

722
00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:42,449
哎

723
00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:44,366
啊忘记闭麦了等一下

724
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,250
真没鼻涕啊这是我鼻子堵堵的

725
00:45:00,050 --> 00:45:02,366
早上没课差点睡过了吗

726
00:45:02,733 --> 00:45:06,999
那你也错过了很多哼哼哼哼

727
00:45:14,533 --> 00:45:15,883
都兄弟们

728
00:45:16,933 --> 00:45:18,966
哈哈哈哈

729
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:21,600
you

730
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:25,366
原来我们是兄弟关系啊是这样

731
00:45:31,566 --> 00:45:32,366
哈哈

732
00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:34,566
神经病啊

733
00:45:37,366 --> 00:45:40,599
就跟朋友一夜闭麦吗那必然不可能啊

734
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:44,450
嗯嗯

735
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:47,083
进鼻涕的话应该还是不会静音吧

736
00:45:53,533 --> 00:45:54,249
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

737
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,050
姐妹也行

738
00:45:55,483 --> 00:45:56,733
姐妹姐妹

739
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,450
哦哦哦

740
00:46:04,333 --> 00:46:06,599
原来我们是哥们

741
00:46:06,966 --> 00:46:09,849
我还以为我们是那个呢

742
00:46:11,450 --> 00:46:12,250
嗨

743
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,366
呀是主播吗

744
00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:30,999
好恶心啊

745
00:46:32,050 --> 00:46:32,850
嗯

746
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:36,249
嗨呀我还以为我们

747
00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:42,683
hi我还以为

748
00:46:47,966 --> 00:46:48,766
hmm

749
00:46:51,133 --> 00:46:53,399
我还以为我们没啥关系呢

750
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,333
陌生人罢了没想到我们是哥们啊

751
00:47:08,166 --> 00:47:08,966
AH

752
00:47:19,450 --> 00:47:21,933
你昨天怎么说话支支吾吾的没有啊

753
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,850
支支吾吾的不是那种吗嗯我

754
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,200
我我你就你就

755
00:47:28,450 --> 00:47:29,250
你

756
00:47:33,366 --> 00:47:36,049
挣个200就娶你我操你的

757
00:47:36,366 --> 00:47:37,966
你的那个什么

758
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,600
哎那个叫什么来着

759
00:47:42,650 --> 00:47:43,283
Babylon

760
00:47:43,283 --> 00:47:44,333
那个叫什么来着

761
00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:50,000
这婚礼怎么办200块钱怎么办啊

762
00:47:51,533 --> 00:47:52,333
不不

763
00:47:53,650 --> 00:47:54,450
不不不

764
00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:58,133
那什么叫支支吾吾的

765
00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:01,333
是什么不就是那个什么

766
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:05,200
嗯我跟你说就是嗯那天

767
00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:07,933
哎算了不是这种吗

768
00:48:15,933 --> 00:48:18,166
啊啊啊

769
00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:21,049
啊哈哈哈

770
00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:22,566
嗯

771
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,566
我可没见啊

772
00:48:27,050 --> 00:48:29,733
我可没这样我有这样的我可没有呢

773
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:32,850
棒棒

774
00:48:32,883 --> 00:48:36,333
棒棒呀还有12分钟可以睡觉

775
00:48:36,366 --> 00:48:37,166
了

776
00:48:37,533 --> 00:48:38,399
哦呵呵

777
00:48:44,450 --> 00:48:46,566
我哪有就是那个什么啊

778
00:48:50,966 --> 00:48:52,399
我没有就是那个什么吧

779
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,283
我觉得我的高频词是那个

780
00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:57,166
谢soft star 12的十个小花花

781
00:48:58,133 --> 00:49:00,966
我哪有就是那个我有就是那个吗

782
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,733
我觉得我的那个高频词是

783
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,533
懂我的意思吗

784
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,566
我觉得我的告别是你懂我的意思吗

785
00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:14,249
和什么呢

786
00:49:19,366 --> 00:49:20,733
哎我不是在问你们呢

787
00:49:20,733 --> 00:49:22,766
我是在寻求你们的意见

788
00:49:22,766 --> 00:49:23,533
是不是我

789
00:49:23,533 --> 00:49:25,133
那个瓶子可不是就是那个

790
00:49:25,133 --> 00:49:26,483
我有就是那个吗

791
00:49:30,933 --> 00:49:32,649
大家大家我跟你们说

792
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,600
这样的好吧我的和平姿势是不是

793
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,333
我答应了什么

794
00:49:41,050 --> 00:49:42,683
我有那个什么吗

795
00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,599
啊肚子叫了一声好大声

796
00:49:49,366 --> 00:49:52,799
不答应不答应那个那个

797
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,200
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

798
00:49:57,650 --> 00:49:59,566
嘿嘿嘿嘿

799
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,250
我出来讲讲理呀你们

800
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,600
这能让你听见那个是吗

801
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,533
那个饼干脆哪个呀

802
00:50:14,533 --> 00:50:16,883
感觉不太健全谢润了

803
00:50:23,283 --> 00:50:24,966
hey hey heyhey

804
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,000
hmm

805
00:50:29,966 --> 00:50:32,683
我一年再叫一次这是我能控制的吗

806
00:50:37,733 --> 00:50:38,533
啊

807
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,600
啊啊

808
00:50:41,966 --> 00:50:43,199
哪个呀

809
00:50:47,050 --> 00:50:49,533
感觉不像什么好事呀

810
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:58,133
好饿啊我得赶紧睡觉了要不然

811
00:50:58,683 --> 00:51:01,449
为什么就要被饥饿击垮了

812
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,449
先睡了家人们

813
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,250
啊啊

814
00:51:31,883 --> 00:51:33,533
等风暴在吃东西

815
00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:40,283
哈哈

816
00:51:44,050 --> 00:51:44,850
干嘛

817
00:51:49,083 --> 00:51:49,999
喂喂喂

818
00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:51,599
哈哈哈哈

819
00:51:51,850 --> 00:51:55,483
你这狗似的怎么能这么说别人啊

820
00:51:59,766 --> 00:52:01,883
NO睡醒一秒变成美少女

821
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:03,566
哈

822
00:52:03,566 --> 00:52:08,566
哈哈啊喂喂啊哈喽啊哈哈

823
00:52:08,766 --> 00:52:09,133
啊

824
00:52:09,133 --> 00:52:10,649
刚才睡着了呢

825
00:52:10,733 --> 00:52:11,649
啊

826
00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:12,766
好可惜

827
00:52:13,766 --> 00:52:14,933
啊不好意思

828
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,083
昨天晚上睡得有一点点晚了

829
00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:19,050
嗯

830
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,566
啊

831
00:52:20,566 --> 00:52:22,649
让你听到我睡觉的声音真是不好意思

832
00:52:22,883 --> 00:52:24,049
刚才睡觉的时候

833
00:52:24,050 --> 00:52:26,483
没有发出什么奇怪的声音吧

834
00:52:26,966 --> 00:52:27,766
嗯

835
00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:29,883
啊

836
00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:32,849
有有浅浅的呼吸声很可爱吗

837
00:52:32,966 --> 00:52:34,683
嘿嘿嘿

838
00:52:35,883 --> 00:52:36,883
咦嘿嘿

839
00:52:42,483 --> 00:52:43,283
hmm

840
00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:49,599
不能说我是猪

841
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:54,566
二叔是猪

842
00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:07,966
啊

843
00:53:09,283 --> 00:53:11,083
啊啊

844
00:53:11,450 --> 00:53:12,250
呜

845
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:17,566
我应该只是嗯

846
00:53:17,566 --> 00:53:19,399
什么嗯

847
00:53:19,933 --> 00:53:22,966
用嘴巴发出了一些呼吸声吧

848
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:24,883
是

849
00:53:26,766 --> 00:53:27,566
嘶

850
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:34,683
你又只发出了一些这些可爱的声音吧

851
00:53:35,966 --> 00:53:36,849
是吧

852
00:53:41,933 --> 00:53:44,483
嗨呀你们打呼的时候指不定比主播恶

853
00:53:44,483 --> 00:53:46,849
心多少呢真的是啊

854
00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:49,599
我觉得男生打呼的那什么

855
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,566
打打打呼的男生应该比女生多多了

856
00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:58,566
被打呼打的跟牛一样的还在这还在这

857
00:53:58,566 --> 00:53:59,649
说我呢

858
00:54:01,683 --> 00:54:03,966
都卖到了吗还得要几天去

859
00:54:05,133 --> 00:54:07,049
快递出了点问题

860
00:54:07,650 --> 00:54:11,166
可能还得再再等个3天吧三四天

861
00:54:17,733 --> 00:54:20,533
首先你不睡你一辈子都不睡觉是吧

862
00:54:24,050 --> 00:54:24,850
who

863
00:54:27,883 --> 00:54:29,566
你真的开拖拉机

864
00:54:30,533 --> 00:54:31,333
UGH

865
00:54:40,850 --> 00:54:41,650
嘟嘟

866
00:54:42,650 --> 00:54:44,533
睡不着吗你是

867
00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:47,733
啊失眠吗

868
00:54:50,683 --> 00:54:52,966
其实有的打呼他能把自己打醒

869
00:54:52,966 --> 00:54:54,133
的你知道吗

870
00:54:54,933 --> 00:54:58,533
有的他打到一半他他把自己弄醒了

871
00:55:02,283 --> 00:55:05,166
真的吗哎呦失眠好可怜哦

872
00:55:06,366 --> 00:55:07,849
哎我一直感觉

873
00:55:07,883 --> 00:55:10,733
其实我一直感觉那个什么呢

874
00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:13,566
哎但是当然感觉肯定是假的了

875
00:55:13,566 --> 00:55:16,166
我感觉那种什么呢就是失眠

876
00:55:16,283 --> 00:55:17,766
说不定他跟一个

877
00:55:18,050 --> 00:55:20,683
睡眠质量很好的人待在一起

878
00:55:20,733 --> 00:55:21,766
一起作息

879
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:22,400
按到

880
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,133
就是一直待在一起按照他的方式作息

881
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,200
是不是然后一起睡觉躺在一张床上

882
00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:29,333
感觉是不是

883
00:55:29,933 --> 00:55:31,133
就是那个呢

884
00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:33,649
感觉是不是有可能会变正常呢

885
00:55:37,883 --> 00:55:38,683
嗯

886
00:55:40,166 --> 00:55:40,849
哈

887
00:55:40,850 --> 00:55:42,933
抓我自己大象我只是在抓啊

888
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,200
嗯

889
00:55:51,366 --> 00:55:52,649
只会把另一个带跑偏

890
00:55:52,733 --> 00:55:54,599
啊我感觉不太可能啊

891
00:55:55,650 --> 00:55:59,683
我确实躺下就差不多就会睡着

892
00:56:00,250 --> 00:56:02,883
只是我发现现在为什么会睡不着啊

893
00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:10,083
试着吃点药呢

894
00:56:10,250 --> 00:56:14,083
那什么褪黑素什么的好可怕哦

895
00:56:14,566 --> 00:56:16,933
年纪轻轻就要靠药物了

896
00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:27,566
哎你也想体验12小时精致睡眠你们

897
00:56:27,566 --> 00:56:29,566
那你们到底是在怎么睡啊

898
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,333
正常年轻人不都是瞌睡很多吗

899
00:56:32,533 --> 00:56:34,483
就从小到大都是被被

900
00:56:34,483 --> 00:56:36,883
被说怎么这么能睡的那一个

901
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,083
怎么会自动醒吗

902
00:56:47,166 --> 00:56:48,733
哎呀我以前一直以为

903
00:56:48,733 --> 00:56:51,333
会自动醒的是少数呢

904
00:56:58,166 --> 00:56:58,366
well

905
00:56:58,366 --> 00:57:00,599
那给小米小小米

906
00:57:00,766 --> 00:57:03,249
为了给小孙赚钱打米不都不靠药物

907
00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:05,483
但是你别的方面也靠药物呀

908
00:57:08,966 --> 00:57:10,199
你睡觉像我

909
00:57:11,133 --> 00:57:13,483
但我没有睡的那么足但是

910
00:57:13,483 --> 00:57:15,683
哈哈哈哈哈哈

911
00:57:15,683 --> 00:57:18,399
但是会能睡很久

912
00:57:18,933 --> 00:57:20,566
只要不是特别吵的话

913
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,366
半夜会莫名其妙醒几次吗

914
00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:27,966
嗯

915
00:57:29,283 --> 00:57:30,449
真吓人

916
00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:35,483
哈哈哈

917
00:57:36,933 --> 00:57:38,249
好恶心的心

918
00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:45,849
不是那个什么

919
00:57:46,166 --> 00:57:49,049
嗯开3个闹钟都能把闹钟

920
00:57:49,050 --> 00:57:50,650
哎大家哈哈哈

921
00:57:50,683 --> 00:57:51,733
啊

922
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,600
UH

923
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,400
哈哈哈

924
00:57:56,733 --> 00:57:58,449
别说我啊

925
00:57:59,766 --> 00:58:02,133
我我跟你说我是那个什么

926
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,766
闹钟叫叫个十来二十次都能

927
00:58:06,133 --> 00:58:07,883
那个哎我跟你们说

928
00:58:07,883 --> 00:58:10,683
就是iPhone它呃闹钟它会电影吗

929
00:58:10,733 --> 00:58:13,599
就是每隔多少分钟他就又响你们懂吗

930
00:58:13,650 --> 00:58:16,400
多少分钟来着之前有看过他

931
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:16,933
他有说

932
00:58:16,933 --> 00:58:19,649
为什么是隔这么多分钟再响一次

933
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,050
因为在预隔这么久的话

934
00:58:23,050 --> 00:58:25,933
就是防止你再次陷入深度睡眠

935
00:58:26,133 --> 00:58:27,933
对对对好像是9分钟啊

936
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,733
感觉就是10分钟以内

937
00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:31,449
不是3分钟好吧

938
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,450
是iPhone有个有闹钟它可以循环

939
00:58:35,450 --> 00:58:38,450
就比如说你定到呃88:58

940
00:58:38,450 --> 00:58:41,283
然后他之后又会那个隔九分钟

941
00:58:41,283 --> 00:58:42,483
然后再隔九分钟

942
00:58:42,533 --> 00:58:43,649
就会一直这么响

943
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,683
然后我我可以那个什么呢

944
00:58:45,683 --> 00:58:48,199
我可以就是这么一直这么按按

945
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,200
就是闹钟响起来然后把它按停

946
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,283
然后接着睡

947
00:58:51,683 --> 00:58:55,649
就这样我可以这样从10点睡到12点

948
00:58:58,566 --> 00:58:59,366
牛不牛

949
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,050
可以直接这么睡好几个小时

950
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:08,883
就是我每次都睡着了

951
00:59:08,883 --> 00:59:10,966
就是每次饿完我都又睡着了

952
00:59:11,533 --> 00:59:14,766
他说我没有办法醒来把这个闹钟

953
00:59:14,766 --> 00:59:16,649
就是解锁手机然后

954
00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:18,599
为什么不直接睡到12点

955
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,000
因为我我要10点钟起床啊

956
00:59:24,533 --> 00:59:25,333
这是我

957
00:59:25,533 --> 00:59:26,333
嗯

958
00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:29,199
夏天的闹钟不起就一直响吗

959
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,650
那你说他呀你别这么怂好吧

960
00:59:37,733 --> 00:59:38,533
说他

961
00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:40,533
必须说他

962
00:59:40,650 --> 00:59:41,450
嗯

963
00:59:42,050 --> 00:59:44,650
可最后不还是12点起了那你这个是

964
00:59:45,133 --> 00:59:46,166
那什么呢

965
00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:47,483
那还是要挣扎一下的

966
00:59:47,483 --> 00:59:49,566
那说不定10点钟就起了呢

967
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
嗯你不能直接摆烂啊

968
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:56,400
嗯

969
00:59:56,883 --> 00:59:58,533
我是手机响2秒钟

970
00:59:58,533 --> 01:00:01,166
闹钟响2秒钟就可以立刻把它关掉

971
01:00:01,283 --> 01:00:04,366
就手机直接手直接放在那个音量键上

972
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,533
然后然后

973
01:00:05,883 --> 01:00:06,799
就握在手里

974
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,050
然后他一想我就关掉一想我就关掉

975
01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:11,849
然后就一直这么睡睡好几个小时

976
01:00:12,766 --> 01:00:14,883
这就是主播睡眠的含金量

977
01:00:14,883 --> 01:00:16,283
你们能做到吗

978
01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:26,249
the嗯

979
01:00:26,566 --> 01:00:28,366
哎呦9点了

980
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,366
快手一定要睡一样

981
01:00:33,766 --> 01:00:35,199
用一只眼睛看

982
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,400
做不到吗真的吗

983
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,250
9分钟内我就可以进入一个深度睡眠

984
01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:45,800
我感觉那个9分钟内我睡的可熟了

985
01:00:50,850 --> 01:00:53,850
决定12点闹钟说不定10点醒了不可能

986
01:00:54,533 --> 01:00:55,733
不可能的

987
01:00:56,533 --> 01:01:01,049
我闹钟都要开好几个才能醒起码3个

988
01:01:07,250 --> 01:01:10,200
你不定闹钟的话就可以睡太久了简直

989
01:01:18,533 --> 01:01:20,333
不可能我永远都是

990
01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:22,933
基本上不太可能被闹钟现醒的

991
01:01:23,566 --> 01:01:25,366
对对对是安音亮剑

992
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:27,166
真把闹钟关了吗

993
01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:27,733
怎么可能

994
01:01:27,733 --> 01:01:29,799
我把闹钟关了我怎么醒的来呀

995
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:39,533
我现在要闭眼睛酝酿睡意了

996
01:01:40,050 --> 01:01:43,533
先定一下闹钟接下来要睡到10点

997
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,883
10点10点半

998
01:01:47,050 --> 01:01:48,000
今天35

999
01:01:52,483 --> 01:01:55,049
是定定多一点会有安全感

1000
01:01:55,050 --> 01:01:56,600
不然不然那个啥

1001
01:01:57,533 --> 01:02:02,333
10:35然后10:42

1002
01:02:03,566 --> 01:02:05,333
然后10点

1003
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,000
是

1004
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,000
嗯49 OK

1005
01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:13,799
怎么这个时间都是有讲究的

1006
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:17,050
第一个35可以再睡一个半小时刷

1007
01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:19,199
然后35过了是42

1008
01:02:19,566 --> 01:02:23,166
就还可以再睡4分再再睡7分钟

1009
01:02:28,533 --> 01:02:30,249
不行10:44

1010
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:33,566
10:44过了是10:49

1011
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:37,200
这就是5分钟内响两次

1012
01:02:38,650 --> 01:02:40,166
比较容易醒来啊

1013
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,250
好我要闭眼睛了

1014
01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:45,283
现在开始猜测这个弹幕

1015
01:02:47,050 --> 01:02:49,733
好大家嗯早上好早上好

1016
01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:53,050
谢谢大家的小花花

1017
01:02:53,566 --> 01:02:54,999
啊今天播的是

1018
01:02:55,533 --> 01:02:57,399
才啊所以说很早

1019
01:02:57,566 --> 01:03:00,733
但是差不多要下了啊错过了大家

1020
01:03:00,883 --> 01:03:04,566
嗯就补补路播吧或者咱们下次再见

1021
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,733
哇声音很可爱吗谢谢

1022
01:03:13,766 --> 01:03:14,566
谢

1023
01:03:14,850 --> 01:03:16,283
谢大家

1024
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:21,800
嗯

1025
01:03:25,366 --> 01:03:26,133
uh huh

1026
01:03:26,133 --> 01:03:27,766
谢谢大家的告白花束

1027
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,083
谢谢大家的心狠如梦

1028
01:03:32,883 --> 01:03:34,166
谢谢大家的

1029
01:03:35,650 --> 01:03:37,683
什么呢哎我看看这是啥

1030
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:40,966
好谢谢大家的

1031
01:03:41,933 --> 01:03:44,199
这是什么来着小电视飞船

1032
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:47,850
oh

1033
01:03:47,850 --> 01:03:49,250
谢谢新警察

1034
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,250
啊谢新提督

1035
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:00,600
um

1036
01:04:02,283 --> 01:04:04,533
下次找台是什么时候呢

1037
01:04:04,933 --> 01:04:07,483
下次找台的话可能是下周一

1038
01:04:07,483 --> 01:04:09,333
也可能是下周五

1039
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,000
看情况吧

1040
01:04:14,683 --> 01:04:15,933
哈哈哈

1041
01:04:21,450 --> 01:04:22,250
hmm

1042
01:04:28,483 --> 01:04:29,733
这播什么

1043
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:30,966
谁知道呢

1044
01:04:33,966 --> 01:04:36,766
你帮我想一个你给我发到我私信

1045
01:04:37,650 --> 01:04:39,366
给主播规划一下

1046
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,800
幸福的小花花什么东西

1047
01:04:53,050 --> 01:04:53,850
UGH

1048
01:04:58,766 --> 01:04:59,766
hmm

1049
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,933
不行做梦的话还是睡不着的

1050
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:14,933
我超无聊

1051
01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:17,599
每天都在无聊吗我感觉

1052
01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:24,166
是猪叫

1053
01:05:24,166 --> 01:05:27,683
什么东西啊能有时候开开这种直播

1054
01:05:30,083 --> 01:05:34,449
嗯谢谢大家夸我可爱啊谢谢

1055
01:05:35,483 --> 01:05:37,133
怎么这么多可爱可爱呀

1056
01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:39,049
主播就有那么可爱吗

1057
01:05:39,283 --> 01:05:43,683
嗨呀我个人感觉的话也就还好吧

1058
01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:50,250
hmm

1059
01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:53,683
中国

1060
01:05:53,683 --> 01:05:54,483
我今晚开播

1061
01:05:54,483 --> 01:05:56,883
先手忙脚乱然后拉扯然后砸摊

1062
01:05:56,883 --> 01:05:58,649
都给你预测完了

1063
01:06:03,533 --> 01:06:05,049
啊具体有多可爱能夸

1064
01:06:05,050 --> 01:06:07,683
能写个小作文夸一下吗

1065
01:06:08,566 --> 01:06:10,883
这次这次

1066
01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:14,283
呃80个字就可以了好吗

1067
01:06:15,650 --> 01:06:17,333
要求没那么高了

1068
01:06:18,483 --> 01:06:20,166
发到我私信一下谢谢

1069
01:06:23,683 --> 01:06:24,483
hmm

1070
01:06:31,166 --> 01:06:33,333
都不说话了都装死是吧

1071
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:40,600
哎呀写作文是假的那我不是乖孩子吗

1072
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,283
我很歪呀

1073
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,250
哈哈哈哈

1074
01:06:47,533 --> 01:06:50,083
看了两天怎么没你30岁的纪念希

1075
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,166
哈哈哈哈

1076
01:06:54,133 --> 01:06:56,849
放屁我想知道你的作文吗

1077
01:06:57,050 --> 01:06:57,850
哈哈

1078
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:58,800
哈

1079
01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:02,133
哎

1080
01:07:02,566 --> 01:07:03,533
我是一片

1081
01:07:03,566 --> 01:07:04,849
一一笑

1082
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,283
1中午

1083
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,850
不是昨天没找你们要啊

1084
01:07:10,450 --> 01:07:11,800
昨天没找你们要

1085
01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:18,083
hmm

1086
01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,999
哎我真的感觉好像没收到

1087
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,566
是不是收到了吗

1088
01:07:21,566 --> 01:07:23,283
哦好像收到了好像收到了

1089
01:07:23,566 --> 01:07:25,249
字数不太够啊可是

1090
01:07:30,366 --> 01:07:31,799
作业还好吧

1091
01:07:32,133 --> 01:07:33,599
那昨天有有吗

1092
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,083
昨天没有啊昨天没要作业啊

1093
01:07:36,483 --> 01:07:38,849
已经歇了一天了还要怎样啊

1094
01:07:40,133 --> 01:07:42,683
已经歇了一天了还要怎样呢

1095
01:07:43,533 --> 01:07:46,399
两天一次的频率也还好吧

1096
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:48,850
小猪娃

1097
01:07:48,850 --> 01:07:51,283
小猪娃哈哈哈

1098
01:07:51,483 --> 01:07:53,249
哈

1099
01:07:55,966 --> 01:07:59,199
我没有鼻涕我就是鼻子堵住了

1100
01:08:00,133 --> 01:08:00,933
哈哈

1101
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:17,400
快点啊

1102
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:20,883
上次没考好的同学们这次加油加油

1103
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,800
上次考的比较好的同学们

1104
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,133
可以那个什么

1105
01:08:24,566 --> 01:08:27,333
可以可以那个啥一下

1106
01:08:28,083 --> 01:08:28,683
BP卖

1107
01:08:28,683 --> 01:08:32,249
之前又说主播像猪头一样鼻涕拉碴的

1108
01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:33,766
现在又这么说

1109
01:08:34,050 --> 01:08:35,800
今晚回不到我了

1110
01:08:37,566 --> 01:08:39,999
你做这个什么啊去屎去屎

1111
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:44,650
哎

1112
01:08:44,650 --> 01:08:47,683
上次没考好的同学们重新发一下好吧

1113
01:08:47,966 --> 01:08:49,933
这这次那个什么不考一下

1114
01:08:49,933 --> 01:08:51,799
老师给你们一个机会啊

1115
01:08:58,133 --> 01:08:59,766
你是一直说是可爱可爱吗

1116
01:08:59,766 --> 01:09:01,849
我不相信真的假的

1117
01:09:08,450 --> 01:09:09,966
上次没有考到

1118
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:13,766
90分以上的老师真的真的很建议你们

1119
01:09:13,883 --> 01:09:15,883
重新交一下作业好吧

1120
01:09:16,450 --> 01:09:18,133
给自己一个机会

1121
01:09:18,133 --> 01:09:20,399
相信自己能做到更好

1122
01:09:24,133 --> 01:09:25,049
听到了吗

1123
01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:29,166
听到吗

1124
01:09:30,883 --> 01:09:31,849
说话

1125
01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:35,000
喂说话说话

1126
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,366
two啊啊啊

1127
01:09:50,283 --> 01:09:54,166
不是90%都0分吗那这都是抄的呀

1128
01:10:02,533 --> 01:10:05,683
人呢还有这人呢装死是吧

1129
01:10:06,533 --> 01:10:08,849
我说的是谁你自己心里清楚

1130
01:10:09,133 --> 01:10:10,683
我懒得点你的名字

1131
01:10:11,533 --> 01:10:13,049
自己好好想想吧

1132
01:10:17,050 --> 01:10:19,600
有的同学老师真的是不愿意说了

1133
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,533
交作业交的一塌糊涂

1134
01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:24,083
点名

1135
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,883
说你的时候你把头低着不出来说话

1136
01:10:27,883 --> 01:10:28,683
呵呵

1137
01:10:29,566 --> 01:10:30,449
你以为你低着头

1138
01:10:30,450 --> 01:10:32,933
老师说的就不是你了吗啊

1139
01:10:38,166 --> 01:10:38,966
hmm

1140
01:10:40,850 --> 01:10:43,283
老师不想在课堂上一个一个点名字

1141
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,333
这样会伤到某的某些同学的自尊

1142
01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:49,283
但是我还是希望大家心里有点数好吧

1143
01:10:49,450 --> 01:10:50,566
心里有点数

1144
01:10:51,133 --> 01:10:53,083
你知道老师说的是你对吧

1145
01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:55,049
知道就好

1146
01:10:59,050 --> 01:10:59,850
HAHA

1147
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:05,200
知道弄什么

1148
01:11:05,566 --> 01:11:07,283
今天重新交一份上来

1149
01:11:07,733 --> 01:11:09,999
我真心希望这次你能够

1150
01:11:10,450 --> 01:11:13,450
嗯认真努力的去做这件事情

1151
01:11:13,966 --> 01:11:16,083
你以为你的学习是为了我吗

1152
01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:19,166
你以为我让你写关于我的小作文

1153
01:11:19,166 --> 01:11:20,799
是为了老师吗

1154
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:24,533
是为了你自己你的学习对谁最有用

1155
01:11:24,933 --> 01:11:25,733
啊

1156
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:27,966
学习还不是为了你自己

1157
01:11:27,966 --> 01:11:29,533
对你自己最有用

1158
01:11:33,733 --> 01:11:34,533
嗯

1159
01:11:37,166 --> 01:11:38,449
好好想想吧

1160
01:11:39,283 --> 01:11:40,483
好好想想吧

1161
01:11:41,883 --> 01:11:44,533
什么这么专业那小说不就不怎么说吗

1162
01:11:48,050 --> 01:11:50,683
赛老师好凶赛老师好凶你就别糊弄

1163
01:11:50,933 --> 01:11:54,399
了事一天到晚就知道糊弄糊弄

1164
01:11:58,483 --> 01:12:00,683
别的我不想多说了好吧

1165
01:12:02,166 --> 01:12:03,999
最后再给你们一次机会

1166
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,450
我希望大家能够

1167
01:12:05,650 --> 01:12:08,166
考出更优异的成绩所以说

1168
01:12:08,533 --> 01:12:09,999
今天哈哈

1169
01:12:10,283 --> 01:12:11,083
哈

1170
01:12:13,366 --> 01:12:14,049
说今天

1171
01:12:14,050 --> 01:12:16,333
给大家一个机会再教一次小作文

1172
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,733
好吧算是给

1173
01:12:18,966 --> 01:12:21,083
上次没考好的同学们的

1174
01:12:21,083 --> 01:12:24,333
一个什么补考的机会好吗

1175
01:12:25,683 --> 01:12:27,166
听到没有说话说话

1176
01:12:30,766 --> 01:12:31,566
嗯

1177
01:12:31,566 --> 01:12:34,766
都别给我蒙着不开枪啊我看看是谁

1178
01:12:34,850 --> 01:12:35,933
再不开枪

1179
01:12:36,483 --> 01:12:38,083
都出来跟打

1180
01:12:38,083 --> 01:12:41,049
好的好的收到老师快点

1181
01:12:41,083 --> 01:12:41,883
我看是谁

1182
01:12:41,883 --> 01:12:44,133
不不说话在群里面潜水

1183
01:12:44,133 --> 01:12:45,533
老师把你踢出去了

1184
01:12:47,683 --> 01:12:48,483
hmm

1185
01:12:51,883 --> 01:12:54,449
考得好都不用补考了你考得好吗

1186
01:12:56,450 --> 01:12:59,050
我怎么印象中这位同学考的不是很好

1187
01:13:00,883 --> 01:13:03,533
哈哈哈哈

1188
01:13:04,650 --> 01:13:06,483
不能把他踢下去

1189
01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:08,450
hmm

1190
01:13:12,733 --> 01:13:13,733
还有的同学们呢

1191
01:13:13,733 --> 01:13:15,733
咱们全班就这点同学吗

1192
01:13:15,966 --> 01:13:16,766
啊

1193
01:13:16,933 --> 01:13:19,649
不要老是按照花名册一个一个点是吧

1194
01:13:20,050 --> 01:13:21,200
还有的人呢

1195
01:13:21,483 --> 01:13:22,283
啊

1196
01:13:30,283 --> 01:13:32,166
退学都腻特了不行

1197
01:13:33,250 --> 01:13:36,933
老师不批不不不批准你这个退学申请

1198
01:13:38,133 --> 01:13:41,883
没下课啊咱们这个课堂是9:15下课

1199
01:13:42,450 --> 01:13:44,283
老师还要再训两分钟

1200
01:13:45,366 --> 01:13:46,283
说话

1201
01:13:47,733 --> 01:13:50,166
还有的人还还在还在

1202
01:13:51,450 --> 01:13:53,050
哎他这个玩具放在哪

1203
01:13:53,166 --> 01:13:53,766
哎呀

1204
01:13:53,766 --> 01:13:54,966
吵死了

1205
01:14:03,533 --> 01:14:05,083
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket人呢

1206
01:14:05,883 --> 01:14:08,199
哎剩下的人呢

1207
01:14:08,733 --> 01:14:11,083
是不是还有的同学没没出来

1208
01:14:11,683 --> 01:14:12,483
嗯

1209
01:14:13,733 --> 01:14:14,999
哈哈哈

1210
01:14:15,450 --> 01:14:16,766
拉裤裆里吗

1211
01:14:16,850 --> 01:14:19,083
还有一分钟才下课啊

1212
01:14:20,283 --> 01:14:21,799
你爸是教导主任

1213
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:25,249
还有我爸也是教导主任原来咱们俩是

1214
01:14:25,733 --> 01:14:26,599
姐弟呀

1215
01:14:31,366 --> 01:14:32,399
明天放寒假了

1216
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,933
看大家情况大看大家的表现

1217
01:14:34,933 --> 01:14:37,766
如果大家表现的好的话哼

1218
01:14:39,166 --> 01:14:40,966
大家表现的好的话

1219
01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:44,199
什么让大家度过一个舒舒服服的假期

1220
01:14:44,450 --> 01:14:46,533
表现不好的话呵呵

1221
01:14:53,733 --> 01:14:56,399
好了话老师话真的不想多说

1222
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:58,250
我不是一个唠叨的老师

1223
01:14:58,566 --> 01:15:00,733
有的话说一遍希望大家就能懂

1224
01:15:00,733 --> 01:15:02,599
大家也是聪明人对吧

1225
01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:06,399
下课了下课了那不还有几十秒吗

1226
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:07,483
哈哈哈

1227
01:15:07,483 --> 01:15:09,399
再用大家2分钟时间

1228
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:13,366
再用大家2分钟时间嗯

1229
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,966
老师也不是一个唠叨的人

1230
01:15:16,966 --> 01:15:18,966
一句话不想翻来覆去的说

1231
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:21,650
昨天说这个事情呢这是什么呢

1232
01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:23,333
没考好的

1233
01:15:23,933 --> 01:15:25,083
自己心里有数

1234
01:15:25,966 --> 01:15:27,333
今天之内

1235
01:15:27,766 --> 01:15:29,533
再发一篇小作文过来

1236
01:15:29,733 --> 01:15:31,799
老师这这次要求也不高

1237
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,450
还是100字好吧哈

1238
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:35,283
哈哈

1239
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,733
要求也不高还是100字肚藏不能除

1240
01:15:42,333 --> 01:15:45,399
那不还是有的同学不让老师省心吗

1241
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,733
啊他就低着头不说话

1242
01:15:47,733 --> 01:15:49,849
他也不出来发收到收到的

1243
01:15:49,850 --> 01:15:52,083
那老师能怎么也怎么办啊

1244
01:15:54,366 --> 01:15:55,649
哈哈

1245
01:15:55,766 --> 01:15:56,733
哈

1246
01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:03,483
go

1247
01:16:04,566 --> 01:16:06,883
有题目没听懂能单独帮你辅导一下吗

1248
01:16:06,883 --> 01:16:08,166
你有什么问题

1249
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,333
你有什么问题

1250
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:11,400
哈哈

1251
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,166
你真憋不住了憋不住你给我憋住了

1252
01:16:19,966 --> 01:16:20,933
给我憋住了

1253
01:16:20,933 --> 01:16:23,449
哎呀谢谢阿迪亚飞行的汉堡包

1254
01:16:23,450 --> 01:16:24,366
谢谢你哦

1255
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,000
体育老师叫你站队了

1256
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:39,366
体育老师突然有点事老师帮你们代课

1257
01:16:47,166 --> 01:16:47,599
嗨呀

1258
01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:50,083
考得好的同学们你就不用继续考了

1259
01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:50,649
那个

1260
01:16:50,650 --> 01:16:53,566
这个考试是给一些没有考好的同学们

1261
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:55,133
改过自新的机会的

1262
01:16:55,133 --> 01:16:55,933
好吧

1263
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:58,733
给他们一个重新做人的机会

1264
01:16:58,733 --> 01:17:01,449
毕竟大家也知道这个考试的重要性啊

1265
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:02,283
懂吧

1266
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:05,850
对大家的未来影响很大好吧

1267
01:17:06,083 --> 01:17:07,333
未来影响很大

1268
01:17:09,483 --> 01:17:09,966
SURE

1269
01:17:09,966 --> 01:17:12,083
什么啊我又说啥了

1270
01:17:12,483 --> 01:17:14,483
你们男的这个很敏感哎

1271
01:17:14,483 --> 01:17:15,733
啥都不能说

1272
01:17:16,766 --> 01:17:19,049
净词几千几万个

1273
01:17:20,283 --> 01:17:22,133
憋住也不能说

1274
01:17:25,483 --> 01:17:28,249
你们没有情调在的吗啊

1275
01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:30,566
真不明白那就要说

1276
01:17:30,566 --> 01:17:31,449
就算要说这种

1277
01:17:31,450 --> 01:17:34,250
那也是比较暧昧的语气说出来吧

1278
01:17:34,566 --> 01:17:34,999
不说

1279
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,050
憋住

1280
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,083
这种

1281
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:38,449
也要说

1282
01:17:39,966 --> 01:17:41,199
有的同学

1283
01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:43,166
给我寄

1284
01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:45,650
给我那个什么好好反省反省自己啊

1285
01:17:45,650 --> 01:17:48,166
好吧别的话不想多说老师

1286
01:17:48,883 --> 01:17:51,199
大家也下课了到什么

1287
01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:52,133
嗯

1288
01:17:54,533 --> 01:17:56,849
大家差不多也下课了该下课了

1289
01:17:56,850 --> 01:17:58,400
该去休息休息

1290
01:17:58,400 --> 01:17:59,366
上上厕所

1291
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:00,800
哈

1292
01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:02,483
哈哈

1293
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,000
那么下课

1294
01:18:04,483 --> 01:18:05,283
叮

1295
01:18:09,483 --> 01:18:10,599
啊上课了

1296
01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:14,483
哈哈哈哈上课了

1297
01:18:15,133 --> 01:18:17,933
啊这是哈哈

1298
01:18:20,566 --> 01:18:22,166
哈哈哈哈哈

1299
01:18:22,850 --> 01:18:23,650
哈

1300
01:18:24,050 --> 01:18:24,766
哈

1301
01:18:24,766 --> 01:18:25,766
上课

1302
01:18:26,966 --> 01:18:27,999
上课铃铛

1303
01:18:28,166 --> 01:18:29,649
响了大家

1304
01:18:30,650 --> 01:18:32,650
这节课是老师代课

1305
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,050
哈哈哈

1306
01:18:35,366 --> 01:18:37,599
这是这节课是体育老师解释

1307
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:38,883
请老师代课

1308
01:18:39,133 --> 01:18:40,083
哈

1309
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:41,766
哈哈

1310
01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:44,083
嗯嗯

1311
01:18:45,850 --> 01:18:47,200
学校呀上课

1312
01:18:47,283 --> 01:18:48,599
哈哈哈

1313
01:18:50,166 --> 01:18:50,966
敬礼

1314
01:18:51,566 --> 01:18:54,533
老师好啊同学们好站着吧

1315
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:56,850
为什么说站着呢

1316
01:18:57,533 --> 01:18:58,366
嗯

1317
01:18:59,450 --> 01:19:01,200
嗯哈哈哈

1318
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:04,483
为什么要让同学们站着呢

1319
01:19:05,966 --> 01:19:07,133
你们说为什么

1320
01:19:08,366 --> 01:19:10,933
你们自己反省一下为什么让大家站着

1321
01:19:11,133 --> 01:19:11,966
为什么

1322
01:19:16,283 --> 01:19:17,166
体育老师怎么天天

1323
01:19:17,166 --> 01:19:19,083
说明体育老师身体不是很好啊

1324
01:19:24,650 --> 01:19:25,966
为什么能在家站着

1325
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:28,483
哈哈哈哈哈

1326
01:19:28,533 --> 01:19:30,249
就是你有点臭吗

1327
01:19:30,250 --> 01:19:31,966
好像是你拉裤踢了

1328
01:19:33,566 --> 01:19:35,083
为什么让大家站着

1329
01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:36,249
好好想想

1330
01:19:37,050 --> 01:19:39,166
因为咱们班有几个同学

1331
01:19:39,683 --> 01:19:43,649
有有有一有些同学不这几个有点多

1332
01:19:43,966 --> 01:19:44,999
有的同学

1333
01:19:45,533 --> 01:19:47,283
上次考试非常不理想

1334
01:19:48,483 --> 01:19:51,566
老师通知了补考后他们的态度还很差

1335
01:19:52,133 --> 01:19:55,683
态度很差一副不想呃重新补考的样子

1336
01:19:55,683 --> 01:19:57,566
说老师布置的作业多

1337
01:19:58,933 --> 01:20:00,566
所以老师今天上课的话

1338
01:20:00,566 --> 01:20:03,366
就是来着重来说一下这个问题

1339
01:20:04,050 --> 01:20:05,200
大家

1340
01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:08,483
但是我为什么让所有人都站着呢

1341
01:20:08,483 --> 01:20:10,449
因为咱们是一个

1342
01:20:10,483 --> 01:20:11,399
班级

1343
01:20:13,366 --> 01:20:15,883
他们是一个班集体知道吗

1344
01:20:17,483 --> 01:20:19,166
我希望大家每个人

1345
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,166
不仅仅是这些考得差的

1346
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:23,200
态度不好的同学们需要反省

1347
01:20:23,566 --> 01:20:25,599
你们也你们这些考的好的

1348
01:20:25,966 --> 01:20:27,166
也需要反省

1349
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:28,966
为什么

1350
01:20:29,850 --> 01:20:33,800
怎么一个班集体不能一心一心向上呢

1351
01:20:34,650 --> 01:20:37,400
啊大家为什么不那个

1352
01:20:37,966 --> 01:20:40,449
带动带动这些成绩不好

1353
01:20:40,450 --> 01:20:42,133
态度也不太好的学生呢

1354
01:20:42,166 --> 01:20:43,049
为什么呢

1355
01:20:49,133 --> 01:20:50,133
为什么为什么

1356
01:20:50,133 --> 01:20:53,133
哈哈哈为什么要噗哩噗哩

1357
01:20:53,133 --> 01:20:56,533
噗哩噗哩666啊在拉稀是吧

1358
01:20:57,083 --> 01:20:57,883
嗯

1359
01:20:58,683 --> 01:20:59,683
为什么呢

1360
01:21:00,450 --> 01:21:01,483
知道你也太大了

1361
01:21:01,483 --> 01:21:03,999
你老师训话的时候你也这么说吗

1362
01:21:05,483 --> 01:21:06,083
我觉得

1363
01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:08,799
这是一个每个人都需要反省的事情

1364
01:21:09,683 --> 01:21:10,533
知道吗

1365
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:13,083
并不是只有差生需要反省反省

1366
01:21:13,283 --> 01:21:14,799
你们大家考的好的

1367
01:21:15,450 --> 01:21:17,083
其实也需要反省一下

1368
01:21:22,366 --> 01:21:23,166
嗯

1369
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,933
同时我希望考得差

1370
01:21:25,933 --> 01:21:29,166
考得差态度还很差的学生思考一下

1371
01:21:29,333 --> 01:21:32,333
为什么别人现在要陪你一起罚站

1372
01:21:32,333 --> 01:21:33,683
一起在这罚站

1373
01:21:34,283 --> 01:21:35,083
为什么呢

1374
01:21:38,366 --> 01:21:40,449
你学习不好并不是你一个人的事情

1375
01:21:40,450 --> 01:21:43,600
是整个班级的事情你知道吗

1376
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,483
是整个班的事情

1377
01:21:48,566 --> 01:21:50,283
哎我希望大家能够

1378
01:21:50,283 --> 01:21:51,249
哈哈哈

1379
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,766
别报告了

1380
01:21:54,933 --> 01:21:56,199
不准举手

1381
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:59,600
老师说话你们听着就行不准举手

1382
01:21:59,683 --> 01:22:00,599
哈

1383
01:22:00,650 --> 01:22:01,883
哈哈

1384
01:22:03,166 --> 01:22:04,399
都给我反思

1385
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:06,566
怎么回事

1386
01:22:07,766 --> 01:22:10,133
老师真是的拿你们没办法了

1387
01:22:13,166 --> 01:22:13,966
thank youhmm

1388
01:22:16,283 --> 01:22:18,933
好像快下课了那么这节课

1389
01:22:19,650 --> 01:22:21,533
怎么还是提前

1390
01:22:22,083 --> 01:22:24,049
上节课因为那个什么拖了一下

1391
01:22:24,050 --> 01:22:25,566
堂这课的话

1392
01:22:25,566 --> 01:22:28,133
老师还是提前给你们下课一下

1393
01:22:33,733 --> 01:22:36,083
有的同学有没有反省到自己啊

1394
01:22:36,083 --> 01:22:38,283
全班陪你罚站了一整节课

1395
01:22:39,133 --> 01:22:41,566
有没有觉得自己做的很过分呢

1396
01:22:41,850 --> 01:22:43,050
全班同学

1397
01:22:43,733 --> 01:22:46,283
因为你在这听老师的训话

1398
01:22:48,283 --> 01:22:49,649
有没有觉得自己

1399
01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:52,883
有没有认识到自己的错误有没有

1400
01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:03,933
有没有认识到自己的错误

1401
01:23:06,283 --> 01:23:07,799
好好思考一下吧

1402
01:23:08,733 --> 01:23:09,849
已经下课了

1403
01:23:10,483 --> 01:23:13,933
老师再再说一下这个问题

1404
01:23:14,083 --> 01:23:14,883
嗯

1405
01:23:16,283 --> 01:23:18,133
哎拖延大家几十秒钟啊

1406
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:21,600
说实话

1407
01:23:21,683 --> 01:23:24,599
老师的内心还是没有放弃大家

1408
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:30,333
老师虽然觉得大家有点不学无术

1409
01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:33,399
有点毕业之后只能当呆溜子的意思

1410
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:37,766
但是说实话说实话

1411
01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:39,733
哈哈哈

1412
01:23:40,050 --> 01:23:42,533
老师还是不愿意放弃每一个人

1413
01:23:45,683 --> 01:23:47,483
我不想放弃每一个人

1414
01:23:47,650 --> 01:23:48,683
你知道吗

1415
01:23:52,883 --> 01:23:53,933
我希望每个

1416
01:23:53,966 --> 01:23:56,399
学生以后都能有很好的未来

1417
01:23:56,650 --> 01:23:57,400
所以说

1418
01:23:57,400 --> 01:24:00,733
真心希望大家在补考中能够获得

1419
01:24:00,850 --> 01:24:02,283
获得一个好成绩

1420
01:24:04,533 --> 01:24:06,966
考的不好的学生有听到老师的

1421
01:24:07,366 --> 01:24:08,766
肺腑之言吗

1422
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:10,766
有被老师感化到吗

1423
01:24:10,766 --> 01:24:12,166
你可以现在不出来说话

1424
01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:13,083
我知道这个

1425
01:24:13,083 --> 01:24:15,766
对你来说是一个心理压力很大的事情

1426
01:24:16,050 --> 01:24:16,966
但是

1427
01:24:18,733 --> 01:24:21,049
但是我希望你你在你的心里面

1428
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:23,850
能够悔过

1429
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:26,933
能够反省反省自己好吗

1430
01:24:29,933 --> 01:24:30,733
UGH

1431
01:24:32,050 --> 01:24:35,650
那么差不多今天的课应该就

1432
01:24:36,683 --> 01:24:37,683
上到这里

1433
01:24:38,766 --> 01:24:40,483
希望这是对你们来说

1434
01:24:40,483 --> 01:24:42,533
人生意义重大的一节课

1435
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:43,850
嗯

1436
01:24:43,850 --> 01:24:46,850
同学们可以去休息休息然后

1437
01:24:47,050 --> 01:24:48,966
呃上上厕所叮

1438
01:24:50,166 --> 01:24:51,399
哎呀上课了

1439
01:24:52,166 --> 01:24:53,599
同学们起立

1440
01:24:53,883 --> 01:24:58,849
嗯敬礼好好好同学们先坐下吧

1441
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:01,766
那几个没有那个什么

1442
01:25:02,766 --> 01:25:05,449
哈哈哈

1443
01:25:08,050 --> 01:25:10,733
没有考好的同学站着

1444
01:25:10,733 --> 01:25:11,533
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1445
01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:15,249
哈哈哈哈

1446
01:25:15,283 --> 01:25:16,566
哈哈

1447
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:21,766
这不是在惩罚大家只是希望

1448
01:25:21,766 --> 01:25:23,449
大家在那个什么

1449
01:25:23,850 --> 01:25:27,333
希望大家在反省一下懂吗

1450
01:25:27,483 --> 01:25:28,799
不是在惩罚

1451
01:25:30,566 --> 01:25:33,533
刚才应该也上该上厕所的上厕所了吧

1452
01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:38,133
刚上的厕所应该也上了吧

1453
01:25:38,333 --> 01:25:41,083
该休息的也休息了吧大家

1454
01:25:41,966 --> 01:25:42,883
哈哈

1455
01:25:42,883 --> 01:25:44,449
笑笑喊我去他

1456
01:25:44,650 --> 01:25:47,366
我就我去一下大家真走了

1457
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,200
嗯好好好嗯

1458
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:54,766
好的大家

1459
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:57,333
那什么校长跟我说这节美术课的话

1460
01:25:57,333 --> 01:25:59,799
老师是美术老师那边的话

1461
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:02,166
现在是一个什么请假

1462
01:26:02,166 --> 01:26:03,683
他是待产期啊

1463
01:26:04,050 --> 01:26:05,600
美术老师那个什么

1464
01:26:05,883 --> 01:26:08,649
怀孕了大家那个恭喜一下美术老师

1465
01:26:08,733 --> 01:26:09,799
家人们鼓掌

1466
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:11,450
不是同学们鼓掌

1467
01:26:13,533 --> 01:26:15,449
那么这些美术课

1468
01:26:15,650 --> 01:26:17,000
哈哈哈

1469
01:26:17,450 --> 01:26:19,800
这些美术课就没办法啊

1470
01:26:20,450 --> 01:26:22,650
老师带带上一下

1471
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:30,933
说实话老师说的有点累了

1472
01:26:32,166 --> 01:26:34,333
说实话老师有点疲惫了

1473
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,366
是为什么老师已经

1474
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:43,283
老师的话现在已经声音有点说哑了

1475
01:26:43,283 --> 01:26:45,483
因为今天上了一上午的课

1476
01:26:45,883 --> 01:26:48,933
嗯然后呃把几个呃

1477
01:26:49,683 --> 01:26:52,966
把几个呃比较调皮的学生

1478
01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:54,133
嗯

1479
01:26:54,850 --> 01:26:57,000
带到办公室里面去

1480
01:26:57,566 --> 01:26:58,766
焦虑了一下

1481
01:26:59,050 --> 01:27:00,400
为什么老师

1482
01:27:00,966 --> 01:27:03,683
这么疲惫呢还要来给大家上课呢

1483
01:27:04,166 --> 01:27:05,399
因为什么呢

1484
01:27:05,733 --> 01:27:07,849
老师觉得有的学生

1485
01:27:07,933 --> 01:27:09,599
他还是没有反省过来

1486
01:27:09,766 --> 01:27:12,799
老师还是希望能够多说几句

1487
01:27:13,133 --> 01:27:16,166
大家步入正轨哈哈哈

1488
01:27:16,650 --> 01:27:18,250
哈哈

1489
01:27:18,283 --> 01:27:19,083
哈

1490
01:27:22,133 --> 01:27:22,933
why

1491
01:27:24,650 --> 01:27:27,400
哎呀大同学们别哭啊别哭别哭

1492
01:27:27,566 --> 01:27:29,599
哎呀老师问题不大

1493
01:27:30,450 --> 01:27:31,450
咦嘿嘿

1494
01:27:31,566 --> 01:27:33,683
问题不大嗯

1495
01:27:33,883 --> 01:27:37,199
嗓子没有很难受啊啊没事没事

1496
01:27:37,366 --> 01:27:38,283
转之前

1497
01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:44,799
这些那个医生说建议最好呃什么嗯

1498
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:46,200
哈哈

1499
01:27:46,566 --> 01:27:48,933
只要医生建议说最好动一个

1500
01:27:49,566 --> 01:27:50,999
全麻的手术

1501
01:27:51,366 --> 01:27:52,999
但是怎么说

1502
01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:57,083
老师觉得在这个学习的关键时期

1503
01:27:57,083 --> 01:27:57,933
走了的话

1504
01:27:57,933 --> 01:27:59,933
对大家不太负责任

1505
01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:03,083
还是希望能够什么

1506
01:28:03,566 --> 01:28:05,049
哎呀大家别哭啊

1507
01:28:07,683 --> 01:28:09,366
没事的没事的

1508
01:28:09,566 --> 01:28:11,799
什么又给老师写

1509
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:14,400
200字的嗯补考作文

1510
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:15,800
哎呀

1511
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:18,083
别用了100个字就可以了

1512
01:28:18,366 --> 01:28:21,199
哎呀大家已经在奋笔疾书里在写了

1513
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:23,533
哎呀大家

1514
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:26,800
老师一直教育大家要好好学习

1515
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,966
但是也不能把身体给累垮了呀

1516
01:28:34,533 --> 01:28:37,366
好了好了同学们别哭了别哭了哈

1517
01:28:38,533 --> 01:28:39,599
啊什么

1518
01:28:39,733 --> 01:28:43,883
200字小作文今天就交到我的课桌上吗

1519
01:28:44,483 --> 01:28:45,249
呀

1520
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,600
同学们呀

1521
01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:48,133
那好吧

1522
01:28:48,766 --> 01:28:50,133
那好吧那好吧

1523
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:51,800
OK

1524
01:28:52,966 --> 01:28:54,966
老板各自小作文今天教是吧

1525
01:28:54,966 --> 01:28:57,199
谢谢收到收到

1526
01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:00,733
那么今天的课就上到这里吧

1527
01:29:01,566 --> 01:29:03,049
多同学们也可以去休息了

1528
01:29:03,050 --> 01:29:04,966
该上上厕所的上上厕所

1529
01:29:05,083 --> 01:29:07,483
该去吃饭的吃饭该学习的学习

1530
01:29:07,483 --> 01:29:08,733
该工作的工作

1531
01:29:12,733 --> 01:29:14,599
怎么怎么变成200了嗯

1532
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:16,250
大家不是大家说的吗

1533
01:29:16,883 --> 01:29:17,683
嗯

1534
01:29:18,366 --> 01:29:19,849
像没考好的同学

1535
01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:23,800
没考好的同学没考好的同学

1536
01:29:32,133 --> 01:29:32,799
make it

1537
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:35,650
好的东西吗我要起床把那个水杯放

1538
01:29:36,483 --> 01:29:37,566
放一下

1539
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:39,400
哦

1540
01:29:46,650 --> 01:29:47,450
不像文体吗

1541
01:29:47,450 --> 01:29:48,283
老师建议的话

1542
01:29:48,283 --> 01:29:50,483
最好还是白话文一点好吧

1543
01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:51,683
不像有的同学写字

1544
01:29:51,683 --> 01:29:52,933
老师根本就看不太懂

1545
01:29:52,933 --> 01:29:53,849
而且写啥

1546
01:29:55,483 --> 01:29:58,849
而且还是采用一个人类能够

1547
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:02,883
呃比较轻易的看懂的一个写法好吧

1548
01:30:05,966 --> 01:30:08,166
ha ha哈哈哈哈哈

1549
01:30:11,850 --> 01:30:12,650
hmm

1550
01:30:14,850 --> 01:30:15,650
UH

1551
01:30:15,850 --> 01:30:16,800
啊有同学问

1552
01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:18,200
能不能那个什么字

1553
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:20,166
那个什么作文格子不太够

1554
01:30:20,166 --> 01:30:22,333
他他写超过了怎么办啊

1555
01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:24,933
老师这里再给你发一张作文纸啊

1556
01:30:25,050 --> 01:30:26,166
是可以超过的

1557
01:30:26,166 --> 01:30:27,166
可以写在

1558
01:30:27,283 --> 01:30:29,999
可以写个8001,000字也是可以的好吧

1559
01:30:30,966 --> 01:30:34,533
啊并不是在那个什么呢并不是在嗯

1560
01:30:35,083 --> 01:30:36,249
向大家施加压力啊

1561
01:30:36,250 --> 01:30:39,166
只是说有的同学确实是一个比较努力

1562
01:30:39,166 --> 01:30:41,649
比较呃有进取心的

1563
01:30:41,683 --> 01:30:42,483
嗯

1564
01:30:43,166 --> 01:30:44,683
有同学说啊

1565
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,283
他悄悄举手大家可能没注意到

1566
01:30:49,166 --> 01:30:49,966
嗯

1567
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:53,533
嗯

1568
01:30:53,533 --> 01:30:55,883
啊这位同学也要多的作文指示吗OK

1569
01:30:55,883 --> 01:30:56,683
OK

1570
01:30:57,850 --> 01:31:00,400
啊这位同学也要吗啊好好好来来来

1571
01:31:00,733 --> 01:31:00,999
哎

1572
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,766
怎么排起队了好好好来挨个来挨个来

1573
01:31:05,083 --> 01:31:05,883
嗯

1574
01:31:22,250 --> 01:31:24,883
高字数不扣分啊加分的加分的

1575
01:31:26,050 --> 01:31:27,333
给大家加分的

1576
01:31:27,766 --> 01:31:29,083
嗯会加很多分

1577
01:31:29,483 --> 01:31:31,333
老师给你的那个什么

1578
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:34,683
加老师的好感分主要是哈哈哈

1579
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,733
看看这个闹钟得重新定一下

1580
01:31:37,966 --> 01:31:40,249
10:48吧睡到一个

1581
01:31:41,483 --> 01:31:46,849
10:4810:5410:56

1582
01:31:47,966 --> 01:31:48,766
OK

1583
01:31:55,450 --> 01:31:56,650
10:57好了

1584
01:31:56,650 --> 01:31:57,450
OK

1585
01:32:02,850 --> 01:32:03,733
我和老师

1586
01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:06,000
好感同上称就可以攻略老师吗

1587
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:08,400
那不得行那不得行不得行不得行

1588
01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:10,333
但是老师会对你那个什么

1589
01:32:10,650 --> 01:32:12,966
态度很好好吧老师那种什么

1590
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:15,650
呃尽量满足你的要求好吧

1591
01:32:21,600 --> 01:32:22,400
good

1592
01:32:24,933 --> 01:32:25,733
哈

1593
01:32:25,766 --> 01:32:27,533
哈哈哈

1594
01:32:28,283 --> 01:32:29,083
哈

1595
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:31,800
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1596
01:32:41,450 --> 01:32:42,250
hmm

1597
01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:46,049
不动能攻击老师吗不行

1598
01:32:47,766 --> 01:32:49,283
只能老是攻击

1599
01:32:50,166 --> 01:32:52,166
不能攻击也不能攻略

1600
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:54,083
也不能攻打

1601
01:32:56,566 --> 01:32:57,399
什么都不信

1602
01:33:08,533 --> 01:33:10,766
好感度的高老师可以帮你写作文吗

1603
01:33:10,766 --> 01:33:13,366
好感度足够高的话老师嗯

1604
01:33:14,133 --> 01:33:16,733
写关于你的作文好不好好不好

1605
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:18,766
写关于饼干碎的作文

1606
01:33:20,250 --> 01:33:22,883
但是很可惜好感度还没有那么高啊

1607
01:33:35,050 --> 01:33:35,766
咱们同学们

1608
01:33:35,766 --> 01:33:38,599
咱们差不多就要下下课了好吧

1609
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,333
希望那个什么老师嗯

1610
01:33:41,333 --> 01:33:44,966
虽然说的嗓子都哑了嗯嗓子都起泡了

1611
01:33:44,966 --> 01:33:48,766
但是希望有的同学是真正的

1612
01:33:48,850 --> 01:33:50,733
有好好的思考这件事情

1613
01:33:50,733 --> 01:33:52,399
然后嗯

1614
01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:55,333
今天给到我200个字的小作文

1615
01:33:55,483 --> 01:33:58,683
嗯200-800200-1,000好吧

1616
01:33:59,333 --> 01:34:01,399
给大家把这个呃

1617
01:34:01,766 --> 01:34:03,333
限这个什么呢

1618
01:34:03,333 --> 01:34:07,366
限制给放松一点两两百到1千啊嗯哼

1619
01:34:10,933 --> 01:34:11,733
嗯

1620
01:34:12,566 --> 01:34:17,133
那么差不多咱们就要下播了同学们

1621
01:34:17,850 --> 01:34:20,766
啊差不多了老师就要下课了哦

1622
01:34:22,166 --> 01:34:22,999
哈哈

1623
01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:24,650
不像以前了

1624
01:34:25,133 --> 01:34:26,999
不想走流程累了

1625
01:34:30,566 --> 01:34:32,999
啊下课铃大了差不多了

1626
01:34:33,050 --> 01:34:33,850
那么

1627
01:34:34,566 --> 01:34:36,599
今天也辛苦大家了

1628
01:34:36,733 --> 01:34:39,366
好吧今天也辛苦大家了

1629
01:34:42,933 --> 01:34:45,849
那么同学们嗯就那个什么

1630
01:34:45,966 --> 01:34:47,599
赶紧去休息休息吧

1631
01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:48,400
叮

1632
01:34:51,566 --> 01:34:52,966
可惜又上课了呀

1633
01:35:18,250 --> 01:35:20,600
啊好了好了下课了同学们

1634
01:35:20,883 --> 01:35:23,883
老师也要去那个什么呃

1635
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:27,083
教职工那个什么宿舍去休息了

1636
01:35:27,683 --> 01:35:30,366
真没那么多闲工夫给你们上课呢

1637
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:31,733
差不多得了

1638
01:35:31,733 --> 01:35:32,533
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

1639
01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:38,600
哼

1640
01:35:39,933 --> 01:35:41,166
啊我很开心吗

1641
01:35:41,166 --> 01:35:43,649
哼人家才没有很开心呢

1642
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:49,000
hmm

1643
01:35:55,766 --> 01:35:56,883
所以希望大家

1644
01:35:56,883 --> 01:36:00,333
有从今天早上的课堂上学到一些什么

1645
01:36:00,333 --> 01:36:01,133
好吧

1646
01:36:01,650 --> 01:36:02,766
希望大家

1647
01:36:03,450 --> 01:36:06,450
傲娇过版本了我也知道过版本了不是

1648
01:36:06,450 --> 01:36:08,000
这不是就是玩玩吗

1649
01:36:12,566 --> 01:36:13,366
嗯

1650
01:36:13,883 --> 01:36:14,966
希望大家

1651
01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:16,133
嗯

1652
01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:18,650
我好不容易听了半个多小时

1653
01:36:18,650 --> 01:36:19,966
终于可爱了一下

1654
01:36:19,966 --> 01:36:22,166
什么叫终于可爱了一下

1655
01:36:23,483 --> 01:36:25,766
人家不是一直都很可爱吗

1656
01:36:27,933 --> 01:36:29,533
屁都没掀到啊

1657
01:36:29,933 --> 01:36:31,649
你自己饿什么

1658
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,483
学习态度不行

1659
01:36:33,883 --> 01:36:36,249
学习能力不行就说老师是吧

1660
01:36:38,050 --> 01:36:38,966
好了啊

1661
01:36:38,966 --> 01:36:42,883
没考好的同学们今天把那个什么嗯

1662
01:36:43,133 --> 01:36:45,733
饱含了自己真情实感的那个

1663
01:36:46,050 --> 01:36:47,166
嗯小作文

1664
01:36:47,850 --> 01:36:48,800
记得发来

1665
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:50,166
有的时候一个东西

1666
01:36:50,166 --> 01:36:52,333
他不是说你的能力要多好

1667
01:36:52,333 --> 01:36:54,366
但是他要看你有没有用心啊

1668
01:36:54,400 --> 01:36:56,083
有没有真情实感

1669
01:36:56,400 --> 01:36:58,050
有没有那个什么呢

1670
01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:02,566
嗯注入灵魂懂吗

1671
01:37:02,650 --> 01:37:05,483
什么怎么半小时可爱3秒钟啊

1672
01:37:06,683 --> 01:37:09,049
有吗有这么再加半小时吗

1673
01:37:20,933 --> 01:37:22,199
不上课了

1674
01:37:22,200 --> 01:37:23,683
老师疲惫了

1675
01:37:25,166 --> 01:37:26,799
老师也会累

1676
01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:36,250
我们差不多就到此结束了

1677
01:37:36,250 --> 01:37:37,683
大家老师

1678
01:37:38,533 --> 01:37:41,599
我们差不多就到此结束了大家

1679
01:37:44,966 --> 01:37:46,649
拜拜拜拜

1680
01:37:49,050 --> 01:37:50,533
再见再见

1681
01:37:55,283 --> 01:37:56,366
不能看小赵

1682
01:37:59,283 --> 01:38:00,533
晚安

1683
01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:03,200
晚安晚安

1684
01:38:04,333 --> 01:38:05,649
晚安晚安

1685
01:38:09,766 --> 01:38:10,883
bye bye

1686
01:38:13,766 --> 01:38:15,799
上课能去教职工宿舍问我一下吗

1687
01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:17,450
别来老师宿舍呀

1688
01:38:17,450 --> 01:38:19,533
老师私人领域别来

1689
01:38:20,566 --> 01:38:23,049
可以给老师发个消息问好吧

1690
01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:29,250
you拜拜哼

1691
01:38:30,933 --> 01:38:31,849
再见了

1692
01:38:31,850 --> 01:38:32,850
大家

1693
01:38:41,533 --> 01:38:43,933
唱一下下课铃吗下课铃怎么唱啊

1694
01:38:44,050 --> 01:38:45,200
不太会啊

1695
01:38:47,283 --> 01:38:48,533
晚安晚安

1696
01:38:48,850 --> 01:38:50,166
拜拜拜拜

1697
01:38:50,933 --> 01:38:52,049
再见再见

1698
01:38:54,333 --> 01:38:55,399
救命救命

1699
01:38:59,850 --> 01:39:00,366
下播

1700
01:39:00,366 --> 01:39:01,166
了

1701
01:39:01,600 --> 01:39:05,400
拜拜大家祝大家今天工作顺利嗯

1702
01:39:05,400 --> 01:39:06,483
学习顺利

1703
01:39:12,366 --> 01:39:13,733
老师怎么能说Jimmy

1704
01:39:13,733 --> 01:39:15,249
那不是调动一下大家

1705
01:39:15,733 --> 01:39:17,966
那个什么上课的积极性吗

1706
01:39:19,766 --> 01:39:20,566
bye bye

1707
01:39:21,166 --> 01:39:22,049
bye bye

1708
01:39:22,800 --> 01:39:23,650
拜拜

1709
01:39:23,850 --> 01:39:25,850
哈哈坐下

1710
01:39:25,883 --> 01:39:26,966
坐下吧

1711
01:39:28,050 --> 01:39:30,333
坐下转个圈

1712
01:39:30,400 --> 01:39:32,600
伸手叫两声

1713
01:39:34,083 --> 01:39:35,933
好乖了乖了拜拜

1714
01:39:56,166 --> 01:39:56,533
Hi

1715
01:39:56,533 --> 01:39:57,449
好好好

1716
01:39:57,850 --> 01:40:00,683
嗯狗粮倒到你的碗里了去吃吧

1717
01:40:00,883 --> 01:40:02,849
我走我走了拜拜