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当你是我第一嘿

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oh no you're easy

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oh

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oh oh no more so i won't take it now

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abba cooler she eat

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go to the natural she could bet

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i'm not thatto eat

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and i'm on this secure

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i'm gonna keep on me sure oh shaking the guitar online

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the city do not dance

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oh she ain't there good in my life

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any day you don't know or see that he got the rumors

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i let the no go go到优雅走来我一辈子

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tell me baby take a chance

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do you really want

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a happy

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they do hold up for see the heater they do

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no more i see i go go no more so i won't

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eh eh eh

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i'm good to see pain in my life

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i know

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呼呼呼噜呼噜啦啦啦咿的吗

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funny silky in ways emptiness i rule

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o u n e t m gaga and they keep on run

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the vocacy day again

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i am a

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啊好马上

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好了吗现在

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好了吗好了吗

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你好你好

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你怎么右比左是闹大声

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会有这种情况吗

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不会吧我这没调啊

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等我测试一下

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你等等我一下等我一下

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is it good

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等一下无限循环了啊

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等下等一下等一下

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现在延迟太低了我我一点过去就

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晚上好

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我没觉得啊我没觉得声道不一样啊

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没有吧

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我现在延迟太太太小了也听不出啥来

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啊调一下啊

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这样就没那么亮了

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哦啊

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我打死你

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给你一巴掌

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我习惯一个虚度的我

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别打你哈哈哈我就打

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像昨晚的OP吗

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等一下等一下

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我再打开OBS的那个设置

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怎么每次都是晚上好不好啊

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啊

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我卡了吗等一下

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没卡

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啊

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我没卡

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听比特绿也是哎呀

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切死人了

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猫真的是本来就已经心烦意乱了

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他还那个老是那个啥

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气死我

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谢谢

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小老的情书啊

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谢谢好色的情书啊

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谢谢好看的更多人的小花花

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谢谢苹果这个的小花花

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这么点小花花谢谢你们要的小花花啊

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朱丽君的呃粉丝灯牌

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the things that are bringing trauma overseas yeah

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we trying to stay here with them

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but we still got terrorists here living in the USA

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the big cia the blood

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and the rippers

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and the cake cake but if you only have love for your own race

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then you only leave space to discriminate

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and to discriminate only generates发生什么事

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没啥事

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Tryna get Alright

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yeah

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Madness what you demonstrate

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and that's exactly没什么事

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啊

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哈哈哈

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take control of your mind and meditate

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今晚干嘛呢

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to the love Yo

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Yo people

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killing people dying children hurt and you hear them crying

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can you practice what you preach

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and would you turn

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我刚好我昨晚的主播呢我看看

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father come by

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sense of guidance

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from above

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out there in the world

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i'm sure i go go no more so i'm gonna

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take you now

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我来听一下这首歌呢

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是不是这首歌的原因啊

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左多空多拉斯多

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我觉得你说的那个什么

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左右声道不一样

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是不是因为这首歌

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这首歌他就是分左右声道的

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so won't you

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eat me and you

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我感觉是这个原因吧

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where is the love

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where is the love of love

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有的歌他就是这样的他

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我也不知道具体他怎么操作的他

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总而言之他

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呃人生有两个声道吧

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就一边左一边右

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然后他会有一点区别那样的

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种特别的处理可能

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什么一直转圈啊

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我我我我的我卡吗

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people keep on giving in making wrong decisions

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only visions of individually

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not respecting each other

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then i die brother a war is going on

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but the reasons undercover the truth is kept seek

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啊

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不卡吗娇娇我不会呀

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这是一种混音的处理吧

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嗯然后

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有的歌他他他人生就是录好几鬼的吗

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哎但是我也不知道这个问题哎

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跟你们说你们也不太明白

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我以前看到过一个理论

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就是比如说你录一些

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呃比较需要气势的歌

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呃或者说是一些比较rap的歌

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你可以录三个轨道

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然后一轨人声放中间1

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一轨放左边

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一轨放6边啊右边这样啊

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三轨叠起来你懂吗

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我也所以说我之前经常那个什么和

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声就唱了好几轨但是之前

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啊遇到一个混音师

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呃反正他就说

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啊啦啦啦

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啦什么什么的反正就是说这样也

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不太好然后声音什么什么会打架什么

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呃我声音比较响呃是不是

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吧吧吧的

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不能说

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没事我也没完全懂哎

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我之前呃

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那啥我之前那个什么呢

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有一个

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有一个混音他还因为我录了好几回

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然后

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那个什么了大姐他把我删好友了好像

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哈

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哈哈哈

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那我得我也忘记具体

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的了我知道他是不是把我删了

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因为首先我是没把他删了的

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呃啊昨天

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昨天找了一个回音

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然后反正我那首歌

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我就觉得自己唱不出

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气势然后唱了好几回

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然后找他说

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他说做不了

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他说做不了然后我就说呃

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那你能把那个处理一下吗

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哎呀总而言之

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你们不用知道知道太具体的

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我说

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我说那你能把那个处理一下给我吗

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然后他就说好

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然后后来我又

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我就觉得他那个什么比较

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便宜吗物美价廉

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我又想找他然后给他发消息他不回啊

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给他发了好几次消息他都没回哦

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哈哈哈

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但是我很礼貌啊我这不是吗

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我还要你吗

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我又没有那个啥他说我这样不太好

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我也说那能

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呃将就先弄弄吗

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我这么说的

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我没说我闭嘴

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我不就是这样我就是这样

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我就是这么说的我就说

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啊那这次能先将就这么弄弄吗

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都录好了不拉不拉的

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动态监制吗

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嗨被拉黑了

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那可能是吧

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然后我就开了个小号去加他

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啊不是我在想他会不会出啥事了

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嗯可能是最近出啥事了然

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后啊回不了消息那个什么的

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呃或者是最近就是不接单呢

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啊然后开了个小号去接他

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哈哈哈哈

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啊果不其然啊秒回消息啊

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非常客气的秒回了消息啊说你好啊

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啊问了一下那个什么

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哎呀最近在在接单吗

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有有档期吗是有的呀有的呀啊

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我就想啊

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啊

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好吧

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哈哈哈

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好吧

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不是那我现在这么说

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是那个什么很很很

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很那个啥

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但是我当时真的是非常生气

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你们不知道我生气了多久啊

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因为我真的是那个大家

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我是那种非常有礼貌的人啊

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那我就是那种

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那种什么一口一个老师啊

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好的好的辛苦辛苦的这种人

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找不到比我更有礼貌的了

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除非那种下跪那种

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每每每发一条消息都是跪着发的那种

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这种是礼貌的极致吧

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竟然直接把我删掉

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而且我当时给他发了3条

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是4条消息你们知道吗

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那主播坚持不下

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就是当我发第一条他不回我的时候

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我想说嗯

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说不定是消息太多了没看着我的

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然后又发了一条

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第二条的时候

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就隐隐约约觉得不太对劲

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嗯为什么第二条还是不回我呢

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然后发了第三条

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哦买嘎

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这个时候就感觉是不是有点问题

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然后但是我还是发了第四条为什么呢

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因为我就是那个什么贼心不死

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我就看一下啊

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你能隐忍到什么程度

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不是吧你

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不是

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我发了4条消息你都不会不回我吧

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不会有这种人吧

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我也没有犯下什么滔天罪行吧

253
00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,649
不会4条都不回我吧

254
00:14:55,683 --> 00:14:57,083
啊果不其然

255
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,966
真的4条都没回我

256
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,650
然后是他越想越生气

257
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,566
啊死缠烂死缠烂打啊

258
00:15:03,566 --> 00:15:05,333
主播最最最那个什么的

259
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,283
最擅长的就是死缠烂打

260
00:15:07,683 --> 00:15:09,766
就是那个什么得得不到一个

261
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,050
那个什么的呃

262
00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:14,399
结果的话不死心我就看一下

263
00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:15,566
我在想说啊

264
00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:17,449
你到底能做到什么程度

265
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,650
你到底能够

266
00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:20,399
我发几条消息你不回我

267
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,766
你到底能做到什么程度

268
00:15:21,766 --> 00:15:23,999
没想到他能做到4条都不回的程度

269
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:26,933
啊然后

270
00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:29,766
哎这个时候呢

271
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,566
准备已经失去一些

272
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,483
啊做人的一些尊严了

273
00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:34,283
那个什么

274
00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:37,766
立刻换上小号去加

275
00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:41,083
不是

276
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,683
这个时候就是呃要一个结果了你懂吗

277
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,850
这个时候就是看啊

278
00:15:44,850 --> 00:15:47,366
那说不定他是忘记这个QQ的密码了

279
00:15:47,366 --> 00:15:49,733
或者说明你呃最近那个什么

280
00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:51,999
那个什么线上的事情太烦吗

281
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:54,683
然后看不了呃互联网上的那种

282
00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:56,283
那种消息的吗

283
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,566
啊去了个小号去去去家

284
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,683
啊没想到回了啊好吧

285
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:05,200
我当时啊我当时

286
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:08,283
特别想那个什么就是两个号啊就他说

287
00:16:08,283 --> 00:16:10,933
嗯他说有档期有档期的时候

288
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,083
我就想两个号一起给他发

289
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:14,450
啊是这样吗

290
00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,650
好的呢啊

291
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:17,966
就是想两个号同一时间的啊

292
00:16:17,966 --> 00:16:18,533
这么

293
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:21,799
发给他他应该就明白我的意思了吧

294
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:26,283
是我呢没想到吧还是我哈哈哈哈

295
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,200
你刚给别人打了7个电话没接

296
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,200
那你可能呃什么呢

297
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,200
你你你可能只是说工作上的事情哎

298
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,083
我没发我我我我我我我没发

299
00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:44,366
主播的那个

300
00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:47,133
啊不是我我我为什么不发呢

301
00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:48,533
因为那个什么

302
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,249
那那种什么呢

303
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:51,483
哎呀

304
00:16:51,483 --> 00:16:54,366
我不我我不太想跟别人吵起来因为

305
00:16:54,566 --> 00:16:55,933
i'll paint it bright

306
00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,483
i could be your Angel in the night in the night

307
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,800
我有点害怕我吵不过他

308
00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:11,366
啊只是一个号被拉黑了啊

309
00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:16,083
哎又在PV主播是吧啊

310
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,333
这个饼干脆了这个饼干脆了

311
00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:20,533
哎又在PV我

312
00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:22,649
i'll hold you close

313
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,966
sing you la vio rose

314
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,600
i'll come and kiss you nice

315
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:35,083
in your dreams a thousand times

316
00:17:40,366 --> 00:17:41,166
哎

317
00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:42,799
想打一下架

318
00:17:58,683 --> 00:17:59,483
哼

319
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:01,533
哎

320
00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:03,999
啊怎么一直在叹气啊啊

321
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,333
别叹气了别叹气了

322
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,283
哎我不知道他发什么癫啊

323
00:18:08,283 --> 00:18:10,283
不是问问题是我不坐在这个

324
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,250
呃我我不坐在这个椅子

325
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:12,933
椅子上的时候

326
00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:15,249
他根本就不会上我的电脑桌上来

327
00:18:15,483 --> 00:18:17,683
我只要一坐在这超过半分钟

328
00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:20,449
他立刻跳上这个桌子嗨

329
00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,283
这女朋友家的呀那怎么可能啊

330
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,166
那哪舍得啊

331
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:34,799
我看一下这个

332
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,733
这边有他的新的这个什么

333
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,933
我看一下我我我出场的是哪个片段啊

334
00:18:40,883 --> 00:18:41,999
这是多久的了

335
00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:45,933
啊这个是啥啊谁把这个抽上去了

336
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:56,483
一滴了一滴了就吃点药调理一下

337
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:05,133
嗯主播的建议的话一共是12个疗程嗯

338
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,650
就是上疗程大概是12个月吧

339
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:10,733
哎呀谁把这个弄上去了

340
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,566
待会又说主播骗你了

341
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,533
我这个片段的话有骗你的嫌疑啊

342
00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:21,083
pain supernova a champagne

343
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,883
supernova in the sky

344
00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:24,683
哈哈

345
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:34,133
挺有意思吗行不

346
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,366
up the Dawn and ask

347
00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:40,533
why a dream a dream

348
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:42,566
哎呦哪有

349
00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:42,799
怎么

350
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,366
最近根本就没有提到过什么迷不迷的

351
00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:46,649
真是的

352
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:50,566
一个一个标签给主播定死了是吧

353
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:52,766
这你可啥都没说

354
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,733
我最近哪有说啊你们自己想想是不是

355
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:13,799
嘿嘿什么都给你说完了

356
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,133
嗯

357
00:20:26,366 --> 00:20:29,049
哎呀大家今天出道3个月了

358
00:20:29,050 --> 00:20:30,850
快恭喜我一下吧

359
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,083
啊哈哈哈哈哈啊

360
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,683
我不说你们不会没想到吧

361
00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:41,333
啊月初压力小先让韭菜缓缓吗

362
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,683
小先让你缓缓

363
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,200
妈妈

364
00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:53,683
嗨

365
00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:59,766
想到了吗有几个人想到了

366
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:16,166
同喜为什么同喜

367
00:21:16,683 --> 00:21:18,249
你有什么喜事吗

368
00:21:18,366 --> 00:21:20,999
how many special people change

369
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,966
how many lives are living strange where were you

370
00:21:25,966 --> 00:21:28,083
while we were getting high

371
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,600
啊

372
00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:36,133
啊每个月都送了4号多钱的小资

373
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,399
6,000块钱一个月吗

374
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,566
没有没有

375
00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:40,449
哎这个月有点

376
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,399
有点百有点百

377
00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:48,933
明天得重新振作起来好好

378
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,800
好好努力了

379
00:21:51,483 --> 00:21:53,799
今天就再摆一天

380
00:21:53,883 --> 00:21:54,966
哈哈

381
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,250
今天就再摆一下吧

382
00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:02,766
明天开始得振作起来了

383
00:22:03,683 --> 00:22:05,649
晚上好呢

384
00:22:23,483 --> 00:22:25,566
每天都当做失败的最后一天

385
00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:27,483
嗯看看

386
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:35,283
嗯

387
00:22:41,366 --> 00:22:44,366
哎呀不辛苦辛苦个屁

388
00:22:44,883 --> 00:22:49,399
哎呦辛苦应该被好好变态了的说

389
00:22:50,366 --> 00:22:53,649
哎呦每次这样我都忘记怎么调整

390
00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:57,083
为什么每次都记不住呢

391
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,683
谢谢大门将的爱心啊

392
00:23:02,683 --> 00:23:04,199
恭喜主播抽到3个月

393
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,566
故意不说就等主播自己扣呢

394
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,250
啊哈哈哈啊

395
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,000
真的吗不会到主播生日的时候

396
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,283
没人想起来大家那个什么

397
00:23:14,283 --> 00:23:16,649
主播到时候一一清算的时候

398
00:23:16,650 --> 00:23:18,166
也是这么个理由吧

399
00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:20,050
啊说主播那个什么

400
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,450
呃这等等等等这主播那个什么

401
00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:26,650
等着主播自己说等着

402
00:23:26,683 --> 00:23:29,533
等着主播自己发现不会吧

403
00:23:34,483 --> 00:23:35,533
卡s c了吗

404
00:23:35,533 --> 00:23:38,166
其实是昨天晚上12点钟发的是吧

405
00:23:38,883 --> 00:23:40,733
什么是吗

406
00:23:41,683 --> 00:23:44,733
哎呦是不是昨天晚上12点发

407
00:23:44,733 --> 00:23:47,366
哎呀说12点哎呀到4号了

408
00:23:47,366 --> 00:23:49,483
哎呀恭喜一下小谢吧

409
00:23:49,483 --> 00:23:50,533
这结果也没想到

410
00:23:50,533 --> 00:23:52,799
一审核就审核到现在了

411
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,966
是不是啊

412
00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:56,733
哎呀是不是呀

413
00:23:59,483 --> 00:24:00,799
那你是有审核吗

414
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,450
审核这么久这审核了几个小时了

415
00:24:03,850 --> 00:24:07,050
总共审核了8个小时8个小时47分钟了哎

416
00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:08,450
真不容易啊大家

417
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,050
哎呀感谢大家的好意

418
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:14,733
没想到大家呃一过零点就想起来了

419
00:24:14,733 --> 00:24:16,249
比主播还先想起来

420
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:17,849
都是感动到哭泣

421
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,400
we were

422
00:24:19,566 --> 00:24:20,483
getting high

423
00:24:21,733 --> 00:24:23,649
we were getting high

424
00:24:25,450 --> 00:24:26,800
we were getting high

425
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,050
谢l u e的小花花

426
00:24:31,883 --> 00:24:33,166
又在无理取闹我

427
00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:34,683
吗我干嘛呢

428
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:36,966
我我怎么我又无理取闹了

429
00:24:36,966 --> 00:24:40,399
主播一天对你们无依无无欲无求的

430
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,533
还还还又在无理取闹了

431
00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:47,449
我付出的太多

432
00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:50,483
呃那个什么向大家索取的太少啊

433
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,800
最好是我我都怎么了吗

434
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,733
我现在要索取了什么吗

435
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,000
嗯

436
00:25:10,483 --> 00:25:13,199
我也没干嘛哼

437
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,800
啊对

438
00:25:20,883 --> 00:25:22,083
什么时候开始索取

439
00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:24,799
呃等等天色再暗一点的时候吧

440
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,050
现在还太早了

441
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,200
棒棒棒

442
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,200
嗯

443
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,850
今晚我们干嘛

444
00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:37,766
哈哈哈帮我想一下吧

445
00:25:38,683 --> 00:25:40,333
帮我一下吧

446
00:25:40,883 --> 00:25:42,649
帮帮小帅吧

447
00:25:44,683 --> 00:25:47,083
看点东西看点电影

448
00:25:47,366 --> 00:25:49,083
有什么好看的电影吗

449
00:25:53,566 --> 00:25:54,683
嗯聊啊

450
00:25:56,650 --> 00:25:57,450
正常吗

451
00:25:59,000 --> 00:25:59,966
哎呀是我

452
00:25:59,966 --> 00:26:02,483
这不是不是我这个歌词也有问题啊

453
00:26:02,683 --> 00:26:06,249
kodoku Mac is so good

454
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,050
old fat he is shooting

455
00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:12,366
he coulda kitchi doo

456
00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:13,933
啊 666

457
00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:15,283
行行我知道了

458
00:26:16,883 --> 00:26:18,966
因为我长线长线过载了

459
00:26:18,966 --> 00:26:21,199
哎天一天到晚都是

460
00:26:21,450 --> 00:26:22,133
到时候主播

461
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:24,083
大家对主播的那个什么

462
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,200
呃热情消失的太快了

463
00:26:29,366 --> 00:26:31,933
you've been in my bag

464
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,083
i said i'm not ready to go by

465
00:26:36,733 --> 00:26:39,166
love love love for see

466
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,083
那有什么电影吗

467
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,483
看看

468
00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:44,733
电影在哪在这

469
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,999
大家喜欢的食物吗

470
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,650
哎呦太嗯了吧这个有点

471
00:26:53,766 --> 00:26:56,133
我看看啊

472
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,650
我都乱叫一下

473
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,166
我看看

474
00:27:00,883 --> 00:27:02,733
我切克切克

475
00:27:12,566 --> 00:27:13,933
无名五头杀

476
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,533
哎真有吗

477
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,000
我还蛮想看的

478
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:32,800
有吗

479
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,366
哎呦还真有才3.9分

480
00:27:36,366 --> 00:27:37,483
哈哈哈

481
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,733
为什么这么低的分啊

482
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,000
哈哈哈

483
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,650
哎呀太好笑了

484
00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:53,083
哎呀夺命三头杀夺命5头杀夺命6头杀

485
00:27:53,133 --> 00:27:55,249
太牛了这个公司

486
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:58,000
他不会是从二头杀开始吧

487
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,800
夺命二头杀

488
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,166
三头杀四头杀5头6头七头八头九头吧

489
00:28:03,283 --> 00:28:06,683
土又烂哎呀你们帮我想一个电影啊

490
00:28:06,683 --> 00:28:08,966
就是啊我想想

491
00:28:09,933 --> 00:28:11,999
这是小的时候看的

492
00:28:12,366 --> 00:28:13,966
是那个什么也是鲨鱼

493
00:28:13,966 --> 00:28:15,483
鲨鱼系列的还有什么吗

494
00:28:15,483 --> 00:28:16,483
就是那个什么

495
00:28:16,533 --> 00:28:19,166
他们在海底然后躲那个鲨鱼

496
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:21,000
难道就是这个吗

497
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,333
还有没有鲨鱼别的鲨鱼电影啊

498
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:24,883
也是吃人的那种

499
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,683
特别吓人的

500
00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:29,333
哼

501
00:28:30,733 --> 00:28:32,483
大白鲨吗我看看

502
00:28:32,933 --> 00:28:34,483
大白鲨有没有这个

503
00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:38,200
哎呦大白鲨没有没有版权

504
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,883
哼哟炫

505
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,800
大白鲨好看多了吗

506
00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:47,649
绿皮书好看吗真的假的

507
00:28:49,733 --> 00:28:51,333
是的鲨鱼电影太多了哎

508
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:52,483
我都还记得我

509
00:28:52,533 --> 00:28:55,049
跟你们说这个当时的场景是什么呢

510
00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:57,933
但是场景就是呃等一下

511
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:03,533
当时的场景就是哎呀

512
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,399
没那么吓人啊对不起啊

513
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,366
当时的场景呢

514
00:29:06,366 --> 00:29:07,933
就是那个啥呃

515
00:29:07,933 --> 00:29:09,799
我我那个时候我妈让我睡觉了

516
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,850
然后我当时是跟我妈睡在一起的

517
00:29:11,933 --> 00:29:14,449
完我妈就在那看那个电视

518
00:29:14,566 --> 00:29:15,483
然后他就

519
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,966
他就让我睡觉然后我就这样

520
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:22,966
嘿

521
00:29:22,966 --> 00:29:27,166
我就这样悄悄悄悄在那看呢那好好

522
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,283
我觉得那个剧情好引人入胜啊

523
00:29:29,283 --> 00:29:30,799
那个鲨鱼哎呦

524
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,483
怎么办呢

525
00:29:31,483 --> 00:29:33,049
这些人能不能逃过啊

526
00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:35,799
然后那个鲨鱼他在追一个女的

527
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,050
然后当时就好好感兴趣

528
00:29:38,133 --> 00:29:38,966
那什么那个人

529
00:29:38,966 --> 00:29:40,483
那个女生到底能不能逃掉

530
00:29:40,483 --> 00:29:42,999
就就在那睡觉假装睡觉

531
00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:46,766
啊其实悄悄在那看

532
00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:50,683
然后然后那个什么我妈也没发现啊

533
00:29:50,966 --> 00:29:52,083
然后那个什么

534
00:29:53,050 --> 00:29:54,683
到哪了来着呢

535
00:29:54,733 --> 00:29:57,533
反正就是把那个女生逼入绝境了

536
00:29:57,533 --> 00:29:59,933
然后那个女生就跳跳到那个什么

537
00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:01,249
个那个啥

538
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,283
就类似于消防栓

539
00:30:03,283 --> 00:30:04,083
然后那种

540
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,449
那种什么可以爬的那种梯子那里

541
00:30:06,733 --> 00:30:09,283
好聪明啊他怎么想到爬到那上面去啊

542
00:30:09,366 --> 00:30:11,766
然后那个鲨鱼又又蹦上那个

543
00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:13,083
那个算是岸边

544
00:30:13,133 --> 00:30:14,649
然后他那个鲨鱼

545
00:30:15,133 --> 00:30:17,333
想蹦上去想去咬那个女女的

546
00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:18,333
然后当时被吓

547
00:30:18,766 --> 00:30:20,199
这这这

548
00:30:20,450 --> 00:30:21,733
就是我躺在床上

549
00:30:21,733 --> 00:30:23,399
你们知道我在假装睡觉

550
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,883
然后看到那个鲨鱼

551
00:30:24,883 --> 00:30:26,649
然后吓得浑身一激灵

552
00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:27,600
哈哈哈

553
00:30:27,683 --> 00:30:31,483
我妈就躺我旁边呢就完全感受到了我

554
00:30:31,650 --> 00:30:33,083
我完全是在偷看

555
00:30:33,366 --> 00:30:36,133
我妈把我眼睛给我给我捂住了

556
00:30:36,133 --> 00:30:38,249
然后我就沉沉的睡去了

557
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,483
到最后也不知道那个女的到底

558
00:30:40,566 --> 00:30:41,933
逃走没有

559
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,133
玉手是不是会冲浪好像也真是

560
00:30:48,366 --> 00:30:50,533
太吓人了我的天呐

561
00:30:50,966 --> 00:30:52,766
我吓得一激灵

562
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,000
太恐怖了

563
00:30:58,166 --> 00:30:58,933
怎么会冲浪

564
00:30:58,933 --> 00:31:00,483
是冲浪的话就是大白鲨吗

565
00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:03,283
哎呦可惜没有大白鲨啊

566
00:31:11,966 --> 00:31:13,249
哎呀还有没有什么

567
00:31:13,766 --> 00:31:15,283
哎刚才有人说啊

568
00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:16,566
感觉主播跟你

569
00:31:16,566 --> 00:31:18,599
跟大家看电影会一直叽里呱啦

570
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,366
是呢

571
00:31:19,366 --> 00:31:21,366
我妈最讨厌看电视的时候叽里呱

572
00:31:21,366 --> 00:31:22,533
啦的了嗯

573
00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:24,849
但是我就最喜欢看电视的时候叽里呱

574
00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:25,650
啦的

575
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,050
我特别喜欢骂电视剧哈哈哈

576
00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:30,250
不是我就喜欢

577
00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:32,650
特别喜欢点出来他的剧情的不合理

578
00:31:32,650 --> 00:31:33,650
你们知道吗

579
00:31:34,966 --> 00:31:36,799
我妈就说你这么多你去拍

580
00:31:37,050 --> 00:31:38,166
我离开

581
00:31:38,166 --> 00:31:38,966
妈妈

582
00:31:42,733 --> 00:31:45,083
不能理解我觉得看电视机就是要

583
00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:46,366
一直叽里呱啦呀

584
00:31:46,366 --> 00:31:48,599
那真的得吐槽不合理的

585
00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:50,483
不合理的地方啊

586
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,333
对啊

587
00:31:52,283 --> 00:31:55,849
看来主播天生就有那个做主播的天赋

588
00:31:55,966 --> 00:31:57,766
我妈还会说什么呢

589
00:31:57,766 --> 00:31:58,566
呃

590
00:31:59,566 --> 00:32:01,849
他说什么你要跟电视吵起来是吧

591
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:04,133
你觉得电他听得到你说的吗

592
00:32:04,133 --> 00:32:05,799
然后要不然他就说你打个电话去

593
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,483
说你给导演打个电话去

594
00:32:07,966 --> 00:32:09,049
呃呃怎么说

595
00:32:09,733 --> 00:32:12,849
我非常新鲜我挑剔的配角

596
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:15,166
哎呀

597
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,133
什么怎么怎么怎么都是听说主播生的

598
00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:18,683
没有没有没有没有

599
00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:23,166
没有别的鲨鱼的电影吗

600
00:32:24,850 --> 00:32:28,283
不用五层山有那么烂呀我看看

601
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,483
鲨鱼就大战大战乌金甲这啥

602
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,883
不是这个为什么是一个现实像的

603
00:32:36,166 --> 00:32:37,366
现实像的

604
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,849
这个是一个现实像的海报

605
00:32:41,850 --> 00:32:45,283
但是他的名字叫做鲨鱼鸠大战乌贼娘

606
00:32:49,366 --> 00:32:51,366
电影院叽叽呱呱的小孩我没有啊

607
00:32:51,366 --> 00:32:52,449
我都是靠近我朋友

608
00:32:52,450 --> 00:32:53,850
在他耳边悄悄说的呢

609
00:32:53,850 --> 00:32:54,566
我都

610
00:32:54,566 --> 00:32:57,683
我跟你说我觉得你这个剧情太搞笑了

611
00:32:57,683 --> 00:32:58,483
就是这个

612
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,733
这个这样我都不会

613
00:33:02,883 --> 00:33:04,599
不是不会大声说呢

614
00:33:09,450 --> 00:33:10,766
插卷风

615
00:33:11,133 --> 00:33:12,649
都是真的我

616
00:33:12,883 --> 00:33:18,333
每天对于我都非常新鲜我挑剔的味觉

617
00:33:19,850 --> 00:33:21,000
有最独特的

618
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,733
张卷风也只有5.8分的

619
00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:26,083
哎呦

620
00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:28,166
都是真的我

621
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,766
青春期的我

622
00:33:29,883 --> 00:33:32,649
张卷风你咋这么那个啥呀

623
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:40,333
哎我还是想看大白鲨为啥没大白鲨呀

624
00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:42,199
大白鲨怎么你了

625
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,483
快长大

626
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,933
快快长大

627
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:54,566
对这个世界最好

628
00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:58,766
我要我自我就像我的自我

629
00:33:58,883 --> 00:34:02,333
人群之中我有最最的独特

630
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:08,199
唱我自己的歌要唱出我的性格

631
00:34:12,366 --> 00:34:13,883
什么是最好看的鲨鱼电影

632
00:34:13,883 --> 00:34:16,199
就是三卷风吗

633
00:34:17,366 --> 00:34:18,999
啊经典烂片吗

634
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,533
又污头纱烂吗

635
00:34:20,533 --> 00:34:21,533
不烂不看

636
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
要看烂的就要看个最烂的

637
00:34:40,133 --> 00:34:41,966
一个沙卷的方方的页面

638
00:34:41,966 --> 00:34:45,483
在后面看大白鲨怎么样啥意思

639
00:34:52,366 --> 00:34:54,049
我在想那种你你你

640
00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:56,533
不是我悄悄在这放个那个什么

641
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,083
呃那个什么

642
00:34:58,333 --> 00:35:01,133
呃其他其他那个什么的

643
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,400
我在想那个什么呢

644
00:35:11,050 --> 00:35:11,766
喜欢鲨鱼电影

645
00:35:11,766 --> 00:35:13,683
没有啊只是现在聊到鲨鱼了吗

646
00:35:13,766 --> 00:35:14,366
不是我在想

647
00:35:14,366 --> 00:35:17,599
我直接在这头一个别的网站的大白鲨

648
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,533
他也不知道吧

649
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,883
他他们知道他买没买大白鲨吗

650
00:35:20,883 --> 00:35:21,766
他进来看一眼

651
00:35:21,766 --> 00:35:23,849
他也不知道这是大白鲨吧对吧

652
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,250
得思考这个问题我

653
00:35:27,483 --> 00:35:29,683
open open open open up open up

654
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:35,450
open open open up

655
00:35:35,450 --> 00:35:37,533
open open open up

656
00:35:37,533 --> 00:35:38,333
open open open

657
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:45,966
up open open open up open up

658
00:35:47,133 --> 00:35:49,399
是有人这么干吗我会不会有问题呢

659
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,200
但是

660
00:35:50,883 --> 00:35:52,449
不是会出大问题

661
00:35:58,566 --> 00:35:59,283
扣分

662
00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:00,766
扣什么分啊他要

663
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:06,733
i can no longer hide if they look at me

664
00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:08,083
they can feel the season

665
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:11,133
see this is how i love the feeling

666
00:36:11,133 --> 00:36:13,766
会有更严重的惩罚吗他不扣工资吧

667
00:36:18,683 --> 00:36:20,533
信誉分啊无所谓吧

668
00:36:20,533 --> 00:36:23,249
这个东西没钱拿把这个也

669
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,450
哈哈哈

670
00:36:38,850 --> 00:36:41,483
哎哎不是我想我现在满分吗

671
00:36:41,483 --> 00:36:44,166
那个可是要小颗一点也还好吧

672
00:36:48,883 --> 00:36:49,683
哼

673
00:36:56,683 --> 00:36:58,883
啊一共才十几分吗

674
00:37:00,450 --> 00:37:01,250
嗯

675
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,050
那哎呦哎咻

676
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,933
那那我想想那你们说呢你们说呢

677
00:37:10,966 --> 00:37:13,083
你们说你们怎么说

678
00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:15,000
啊这啥呀

679
00:37:16,683 --> 00:37:18,599
那你们说是看这个什么

680
00:37:18,683 --> 00:37:21,283
呃沙卷风还是夺命五头杀

681
00:37:22,533 --> 00:37:23,649
哈哈哈

682
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,766
啊夺命五头杀才一个半小时啊

683
00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:28,366
我还蛮感兴趣的

684
00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:41,883
那就看我头纱好吧

685
00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:45,366
总比我头纱3.9分啊

686
00:37:45,566 --> 00:37:48,483
我这哔哩哔哩的那个什么嗯

687
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:50,933
怎么说呢哔哩哔哩的那个啥

688
00:37:52,933 --> 00:37:54,083
Bilibili的那个什么

689
00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:56,083
分数还是非常的那个什么

690
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,600
牙刷戏的

691
00:37:57,933 --> 00:37:59,049
有的有的

692
00:38:00,050 --> 00:38:01,566
那个什么动画动画

693
00:38:01,733 --> 00:38:03,933
你这动画我觉得根本都没有多好

694
00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:05,883
还9.89.7分呢

695
00:38:06,933 --> 00:38:08,849
大家打分还是挺宽容的

696
00:38:14,483 --> 00:38:15,199
噔噔噔

697
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,000
噔噔噔

698
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:21,933
等一下啊

699
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,450
我得找一下我的

700
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,400
啊啊

701
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,200
为啥

702
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,000
walking through a crowd the village is a glow

703
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,883
kaleidoscope那下心

704
00:38:56,650 --> 00:38:58,083
我们是还在这个场景呢

705
00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,483
还是换一个场景呢

706
00:39:00,283 --> 00:39:01,249
家人们

707
00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:05,050
我还是挺喜欢这个房间的

708
00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:07,050
要不然还是就在这个房间吧

709
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,200
换一个黑一点的房间

710
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,599
有点氛围一点

711
00:39:13,933 --> 00:39:14,733
哎

712
00:39:20,850 --> 00:39:23,683
我妹子试试我没有妹子的素材呀

713
00:39:27,133 --> 00:39:28,449
我桌子去掉吧

714
00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:30,366
me and me

715
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:33,966
and welcome to New York 

716
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:38,083
he's been waiting for you welcome to New York welcome

717
00:39:38,083 --> 00:39:39,249
to New York 

718
00:39:41,683 --> 00:39:43,683
不买套吗给我买套舒服点的

719
00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:47,333
我人呢

720
00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:50,933
哼

721
00:39:55,366 --> 00:39:57,449
我怎么放才合理一点呢

722
00:39:57,450 --> 00:39:59,600
要是我的这个这个房间里面有

723
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,733
要是有那个背景

724
00:40:00,733 --> 00:40:01,483
一个投影仪

725
00:40:01,483 --> 00:40:03,283
我把它投上去就好了

726
00:40:04,283 --> 00:40:05,083
可惜

727
00:40:11,566 --> 00:40:13,083
然后就会变得很合理

728
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,766
中奖好卑微哦

729
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,566
主播是你可以当主播是躲在中奖

730
00:40:25,683 --> 00:40:28,799
我开始放了大家

731
00:40:46,166 --> 00:40:46,966
哈

732
00:40:48,133 --> 00:40:49,849
鉴赏一下烂片吗

733
00:40:50,483 --> 00:40:52,249
烂到我受不了我就走

734
00:40:54,533 --> 00:40:56,049
谢谢Tony的告白花束

735
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,166
谢谢你哦谢谢谢谢

736
00:40:57,283 --> 00:40:58,366
没要的小花花

737
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,250
这个界面看着乱不乱

738
00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:07,133
要不要还是换成那个之前游戏的界面

739
00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:07,933
大家

740
00:41:10,483 --> 00:41:11,283
再看看

741
00:41:26,683 --> 00:41:27,483
哼

742
00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:34,133
OK

743
00:41:45,650 --> 00:41:46,450
now

744
00:41:49,933 --> 00:41:50,733
哈哈哈

745
00:41:53,933 --> 00:41:55,166
害怕喽

746
00:41:58,366 --> 00:41:59,166
啊等等

747
00:42:05,966 --> 00:42:08,199
马上他们马上就要死了

748
00:42:09,850 --> 00:42:10,933
what about you huh

749
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,733
what about you

750
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,966
怎么样呢现在毫无波澜

751
00:42:17,966 --> 00:42:19,366
异地了哎呦

752
00:42:21,366 --> 00:42:23,966
主播都没毫无波澜你还毫无波澜

753
00:42:25,450 --> 00:42:26,250
wow

754
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,450
excuse me do it do it

755
00:42:34,966 --> 00:42:37,249
ooh i like that

756
00:42:49,766 --> 00:42:50,999
我喜欢的

757
00:42:51,283 --> 00:42:52,083
哼

758
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,966
相机是2A72

759
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,650
你是牛的

760
00:42:58,650 --> 00:43:01,800
你太牛了你的关注点在这

761
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,733
i love it

762
00:43:24,933 --> 00:43:25,766
啊啊

763
00:43:26,683 --> 00:43:28,483
wait is that much

764
00:43:28,483 --> 00:43:29,933
你们觉得音量怎么样

765
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,683
oh my god

766
00:43:35,283 --> 00:43:37,449
哇他屁股好翘啊

767
00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:39,000
他们做的啥运动啊

768
00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:41,483
what is that

769
00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:42,966
oh my god

770
00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:47,333
OK OK

771
00:43:47,966 --> 00:43:49,133
那你们还站在这

772
00:43:51,366 --> 00:43:52,483
低峰电影

773
00:44:07,883 --> 00:44:09,483
你不太傻逼了吗

774
00:44:09,483 --> 00:44:10,166
哈

775
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:11,733
哈哈

776
00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:12,683
哈

777
00:44:16,683 --> 00:44:18,199
我要笑死

778
00:44:18,366 --> 00:44:19,883
哈哈哈

779
00:44:27,650 --> 00:44:29,333
摄影师好帅有没有啊

780
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,166
你们饥不择食了是吧

781
00:44:34,166 --> 00:44:35,483
太烂了我去

782
00:44:35,533 --> 00:44:37,133
他们太搞笑了他们

783
00:44:37,766 --> 00:44:39,166
找死呢吗

784
00:44:41,483 --> 00:44:42,366
well he said it's fun

785
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,650
站下快站过来呀

786
00:44:47,283 --> 00:44:48,683
送人头是吧

787
00:44:52,966 --> 00:44:53,166
I

788
00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:56,333
这个特效这个好像手啊这个

789
00:44:56,450 --> 00:44:59,050
这不跟我的手长得一模一样吗

790
00:44:59,050 --> 00:45:01,166
这不就是5根手指吗

791
00:45:02,050 --> 00:45:05,000
太热了他们然后他们这几个就死了

792
00:45:05,366 --> 00:45:07,483
啊他们就死了

793
00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:14,566
we've got a report of a shark attack off

794
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,966
不是他们这几个人啊等等等等等

795
00:45:16,966 --> 00:45:18,366
哈哈哈

796
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,450
123456个人啊

797
00:45:23,683 --> 00:45:26,599
6个人怎么怎么一口吃掉呢

798
00:45:28,933 --> 00:45:29,733
啊

799
00:45:37,766 --> 00:45:38,566
啊

800
00:45:38,733 --> 00:45:40,766
5个糖怎么吃6个人啊

801
00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:45,883
不是主播是一个呃

802
00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:47,933
很多时候大家说特效很烂

803
00:45:47,933 --> 00:45:49,799
然后我都看不出来的人你们知道吗

804
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,250
对这方面没什么噪音

805
00:45:51,766 --> 00:45:53,366
但是我没想到这么烂啊

806
00:45:53,366 --> 00:45:56,449
我都看出来了这个特效太太好笑了吧

807
00:45:56,850 --> 00:45:59,133
哎有个头吃了俩吗行

808
00:46:00,166 --> 00:46:01,599
this is officer sturdy

809
00:46:01,766 --> 00:46:04,566
we are approaching palomino island stand by

810
00:46:16,566 --> 00:46:17,366
hello

811
00:46:19,483 --> 00:46:20,333
anyone here

812
00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:26,166
there should be six people on this boat

813
00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:28,366
maybe they're diving

814
00:46:33,766 --> 00:46:34,566
no

815
00:46:35,566 --> 00:46:36,449
i don't think so

816
00:46:40,166 --> 00:46:41,083
does it work

817
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,050
let's see

818
00:46:45,050 --> 00:46:46,200
为什么这两个

819
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,083
wait wait wait

820
00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,483
go back did you see that go back

821
00:46:52,733 --> 00:46:53,533
that

822
00:46:53,766 --> 00:46:56,333
这两个警察怎么也这么滑稽呀

823
00:46:57,133 --> 00:46:59,649
啊你还看出来相机坏坏了

824
00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:01,483
给你发现bug了

825
00:47:02,483 --> 00:47:03,966
you better call searching rescue

826
00:47:04,683 --> 00:47:05,483
now

827
00:47:06,283 --> 00:47:09,283
six people don't disappear just like that copy

828
00:47:11,650 --> 00:47:13,083
什么叫那那个人不吃

829
00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:14,249
不是那样消失的

830
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:16,883
那不是已经拍下作案现场了吗

831
00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:18,966
多头鲨鱼啊

832
00:47:29,850 --> 00:47:32,483
this may have convinced me to become a vegetarian as well

833
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,200
oh i love vegetarians

834
00:47:35,650 --> 00:47:36,450
your face worry

835
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,050
bonapatit

836
00:47:38,050 --> 00:47:40,083
oh here we go

837
00:47:41,766 --> 00:47:42,683
oh god

838
00:47:44,050 --> 00:47:46,050
well at the sun i didn't kill the fish

839
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:50,283
一起来了是吗

840
00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,999
我要我得努力了they eventually starve to death

841
00:47:53,650 --> 00:47:54,650
way to go world

842
00:47:59,883 --> 00:48:00,683
啾啾啾啾

843
00:48:02,283 --> 00:48:03,566
i don't even want to know

844
00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:05,766
to think

845
00:48:05,933 --> 00:48:08,333
humans produce almost three hundred million tons of this stuff

846
00:48:09,733 --> 00:48:11,166
too bad it's not nutritious

847
00:48:12,450 --> 00:48:15,733
that's actually not about idea nutritious edible plastic

848
00:48:15,766 --> 00:48:17,999
haven't already pending all right guys that's mine

849
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:22,733
dr yost these line officers were hoping to ask you

850
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,199
a few questions something on about a shark

851
00:48:25,683 --> 00:48:28,566
sure um let me just clean up

852
00:48:31,366 --> 00:48:32,166
哈哈

853
00:48:32,166 --> 00:48:33,649
这么快就收到了

854
00:48:36,650 --> 00:48:37,450
why me

855
00:48:38,533 --> 00:48:40,849
come on i'll help thanks

856
00:48:51,050 --> 00:48:51,850
so

857
00:48:53,133 --> 00:48:54,766
what do i owe the pleasure officers

858
00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:57,649
they're here investigating the missing people on that yacht

859
00:48:59,050 --> 00:49:01,766
okay i'm not sure that i can help but go for it

860
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,850
夺命5偷杀this was shark attack

861
00:49:05,966 --> 00:49:07,283
do you know how many shark attacks

862
00:49:07,283 --> 00:49:08,483
there have been in Puerto Rico

863
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:13,083
eleven and no ones died of a shark attack since 1924

864
00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,133
i find it highly unlikely

865
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,600
sharks are dwindling in oceans every year yeah

866
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,400
we know

867
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,400
they're not here for a lecture Dr Yost

868
00:49:21,566 --> 00:49:23,883
i was hoping that maybe you can help me with this

869
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,800
i found this camera on the boat people disappeared

870
00:49:29,166 --> 00:49:31,249
we believe this is a great white

871
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,000
give me a break great whites don't just kill people on boats

872
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,133
what's next they fly through tornadoes

873
00:49:42,966 --> 00:49:43,199
啊

874
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,000
我怎么觉得

875
00:49:44,133 --> 00:49:45,199
it's odd

876
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,366
等一下这个眼睛

877
00:49:49,050 --> 00:49:50,000
哈哈哈

878
00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:54,133
don't just kill people on boats what's next they found

879
00:49:54,133 --> 00:49:55,533
这个震惊的表情

880
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,600
what

881
00:50:03,933 --> 00:50:05,599
gonna shark like this exist

882
00:50:08,683 --> 00:50:11,083
好烂的演技哦

883
00:50:11,483 --> 00:50:14,166
i think what and Sterling is trying to ask it

884
00:50:14,883 --> 00:50:16,533
is it possible for a shark什么什么

885
00:50:16,533 --> 00:50:19,799
路边抓来的三卷风也是他们拍的吗

886
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,400
为什么三卷风的平

887
00:50:21,533 --> 00:50:24,199
三卷风的平方高那么多啊

888
00:50:24,250 --> 00:50:25,133
哈哈哈

889
00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:28,166
那他们路边抓了几个人来演演电视剧

890
00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:32,483
but shark attacks are very rare here so i wouldn't expect one

891
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,000
and even他听说过两头或者三头杀

892
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,333
他在哪听说他这个

893
00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:39,283
他在他们公司这个那个拍摄

894
00:50:39,283 --> 00:50:41,166
拍摄这个那个拍摄人员

895
00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:42,449
都嘴里听说的吗

896
00:50:42,450 --> 00:50:44,533
怎么听说的我怎么没听说过啊

897
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,933
真有加油啊

898
00:50:45,933 --> 00:50:46,766
three headed sharks

899
00:50:46,766 --> 00:50:48,766
but shark attacks are very rare here so

900
00:50:48,766 --> 00:50:50,133
i wouldn't expect another one

901
00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:52,083
did you say multiple sightings

902
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:53,933
yeah

903
00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:55,649
we receive a few calls

904
00:50:55,850 --> 00:50:56,966
this is a joke

905
00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:58,050
actually

906
00:51:00,283 --> 00:51:02,533
it's not at all impossible

907
00:51:08,966 --> 00:51:09,933
there have been

908
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,333
涂个面霜啊

909
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:14,566
if not thousands of instances of animals with more than one head

910
00:51:14,566 --> 00:51:18,166
here's an actual two headed chart but it only lived a few hours

911
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,966
also in mythology take for example Cerberus 

912
00:51:22,733 --> 00:51:23,283
Cerberus

913
00:51:23,283 --> 00:51:26,083
 Cerberus was the gigantic two headed hound of Hades who

914
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,449
guarded the gates of the underworld

915
00:51:27,450 --> 00:51:29,483
and prevent the escape of the shades of the dead

916
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,733
i mean it could be this is just ridiculous laugh

917
00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:35,133
i mean a species like this couldn't啊

918
00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:36,799
他把神话都搬出来了

919
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,800
as far as i can tell these are digital distortions on the image

920
00:51:40,533 --> 00:51:41,733
should we call a miss

921
00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,399
or simply Photoshop yeah

922
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,200
but right

923
00:51:45,883 --> 00:51:50,283
no buts this is just not possible correct doctor

924
00:51:51,933 --> 00:51:52,799
不是

925
00:51:55,483 --> 00:51:56,333
等一下呀

926
00:51:57,083 --> 00:51:59,766
不是可以鉴定一个照片有没有被

927
00:51:59,766 --> 00:52:02,083
PS过吗不是有有这个

928
00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:03,883
那个什么虽然我不知道怎么鉴定啊

929
00:52:03,883 --> 00:52:04,849
不是可以鉴定吗

930
00:52:04,850 --> 00:52:05,683
那不然那种

931
00:52:05,766 --> 00:52:07,649
呃以照片为证据的那种

932
00:52:07,650 --> 00:52:09,933
那种呃那种打官司那种

933
00:52:09,933 --> 00:52:11,799
那不然人家怎么判定呢

934
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,966
have to agree it's very unlikely

935
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:16,600
well

936
00:52:17,133 --> 00:52:17,933
anyway

937
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,333
thank you for your time thank you

938
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,483
appreciate it go back thank you

939
00:52:51,133 --> 00:52:52,249
hey dr yo

940
00:52:52,850 --> 00:52:53,933
how's it looking out here

941
00:52:54,250 --> 00:52:55,800
why are we going out again

942
00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:59,683
the aquarium's future my future our futures

943
00:53:01,966 --> 00:53:03,399
咱们去上分了

944
00:53:03,966 --> 00:53:04,766
oh

945
00:53:05,050 --> 00:53:06,250
she didn't tell you

946
00:53:07,283 --> 00:53:08,199
tell us what

947
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,533
we're Gonna catch the shark everyone's hunting

948
00:53:11,966 --> 00:53:14,733
那你们带点武器去啊

949
00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:17,966
here she goes shut up Ram

950
00:53:18,766 --> 00:53:19,933
is this for real

951
00:53:21,050 --> 00:53:23,450
we're supposed to catch a shark seriously

952
00:53:26,966 --> 00:53:27,883
Dr Yo

953
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,966
i'm so sorry my hands are tied你们

954
00:53:30,966 --> 00:53:34,799
带你们坐一艘好一点的船能不能行啊

955
00:53:34,966 --> 00:53:36,766
没有大点的船吗

956
00:53:36,933 --> 00:53:38,249
under the purview of don't ask

957
00:53:38,450 --> 00:53:39,483
没有大一点的

958
00:53:39,483 --> 00:53:42,366
能躲过鲨鱼的攻击的那种船吗

959
00:53:42,650 --> 00:53:46,400
you can say Goodbye to this job this opportunity in your Futures

960
00:53:49,650 --> 00:53:50,133
you could have gone

961
00:53:50,133 --> 00:53:51,999
about this a different way you don't have to put out a press

962
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:52,800
release

963
00:53:52,933 --> 00:53:54,333
what way would that have been

964
00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:56,649
the right way

965
00:53:57,250 --> 00:53:58,133
Dr Yo

966
00:53:58,883 --> 00:54:00,799
i'm not here to mince words

967
00:54:01,083 --> 00:54:02,366
okay we need a shark

968
00:54:02,683 --> 00:54:04,883
and what better than a killer great white shark

969
00:54:04,883 --> 00:54:05,999
and we need it now

970
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,200
it's no secret the aquarium is suffering

971
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,966
and the only way we're going to stay afloat

972
00:54:09,966 --> 00:54:10,883
is if we can get a big

973
00:54:10,883 --> 00:54:14,083
exhibit otherwise we're done it's that simple

974
00:54:16,133 --> 00:54:18,733
get the kids what they want something different right

975
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,083
而且他们要抓鲨鱼

976
00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:22,483
他们肯定是活抓呀

977
00:54:22,483 --> 00:54:24,449
活抓你要带带设备吧

978
00:54:24,450 --> 00:54:26,200
the species we got in that aquarium

979
00:54:26,650 --> 00:54:28,400
but a shark

980
00:54:29,650 --> 00:54:31,133
你就想要带一点活

981
00:54:31,133 --> 00:54:33,049
那个什么电机的那个网

982
00:54:33,050 --> 00:54:34,366
也不是那种什么电网

983
00:54:34,366 --> 00:54:35,999
电网还是傻傻的

984
00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:38,966
you can study it we could rid the ocean of this danger

985
00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:40,166
if we don't do it

986
00:54:40,166 --> 00:54:41,799
there'll be droves of poachers

987
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,366
killing dozens of Sharks i mean that'd be horrible

988
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:47,933
so everyone

989
00:54:48,650 --> 00:54:50,333
you're either in or you're out

990
00:54:50,683 --> 00:54:51,766
and if you're out

991
00:54:52,050 --> 00:54:53,933
i'd ask you to stuff off the boat now

992
00:55:00,766 --> 00:55:02,683
okay good let's head out

993
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:04,083
啊麻推枪吗

994
00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:06,933
我不了解但是有的是那有那种电网的

995
00:55:06,933 --> 00:55:10,533
一网下去直接把他电死了晚上好

996
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,966
哈哈哈

997
00:55:18,283 --> 00:55:21,049
说实话这这个这个这是头鲨鱼肯定

998
00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:24,283
而且这个鲨鱼啊大家他有五个头

999
00:55:24,283 --> 00:55:26,049
但是他没有五个胃啊

1000
00:55:26,050 --> 00:55:27,600
他不是只有一个身体吗

1001
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,250
哪能吃那么多啊

1002
00:55:30,966 --> 00:55:34,283
电影违法那他们抓鲨鱼那不也违法

1003
00:55:36,933 --> 00:55:37,933
bates all set

1004
00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:40,799
cameras batteries bait all set

1005
00:55:42,333 --> 00:55:43,933
let me check the feet in the GoPro 

1006
00:55:44,133 --> 00:55:45,199
电晕了

1007
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,733
lens you good on your monitor yeah

1008
00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:53,733
大家这个是不是真的呀

1009
00:55:53,733 --> 00:55:55,883
我我一直想那我以前好像看过科普

1010
00:55:55,883 --> 00:55:56,933
但是我忘记了

1011
00:55:56,933 --> 00:55:57,799
就是呃

1012
00:55:58,083 --> 00:56:00,199
就是我们每次那个什么看那种

1013
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:00,850
鲨鱼的电影

1014
00:56:00,850 --> 00:56:02,283
就是说你流一点血

1015
00:56:02,283 --> 00:56:02,766
然后

1016
00:56:02,766 --> 00:56:05,166
然后鲨鱼大老远就会闻到你的血味

1017
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:06,083
然后过去

1018
00:56:06,166 --> 00:56:07,399
我以前看过科普

1019
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,166
好像这是假的还是什么

1020
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,733
我忘记了看过科普

1021
00:56:10,733 --> 00:56:13,733
但是忘记科普他最后的结论是什么了

1022
00:56:17,133 --> 00:56:19,199
i don't like this i don't even think it's legal

1023
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:20,400
yeah me neither

1024
00:56:22,450 --> 00:56:23,250
anything

1025
00:56:23,733 --> 00:56:24,533
nothing

1026
00:56:25,650 --> 00:56:27,366
没试过吗那你明天去试一下

1027
00:56:27,366 --> 00:56:28,649
谢谢you have anything lunch

1028
00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:30,133
no

1029
00:56:30,766 --> 00:56:31,883
that could be a good thing

1030
00:56:31,933 --> 00:56:34,599
sharks they tend to scare other animals when they're around

1031
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,800
there's like nothing here

1032
00:56:37,966 --> 00:56:39,449
yeah she's right i don't see anything

1033
00:56:42,766 --> 00:56:43,799
鲨鱼是一般不吃

1034
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,800
一般袭击人都都是把你认成那个啥了

1035
00:56:47,650 --> 00:56:48,966
海豹还是啥

1036
00:56:50,766 --> 00:56:52,766
要不然要不然是你长得太胖了

1037
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,533
他以为你是海豹或者啥咬一口

1038
00:56:55,650 --> 00:56:57,333
咬一口不好吃走了

1039
00:56:57,766 --> 00:56:58,566
hey son

1040
00:56:59,283 --> 00:57:00,733
throw it in like you got a pair

1041
00:57:00,933 --> 00:57:03,733
okay谢谢杨追追的s c你可杨追追

1042
00:57:03,733 --> 00:57:05,733
本以为主播说自己看电影的时候手机

1043
00:57:05,733 --> 00:57:06,533
就能有快乐

1044
00:57:06,533 --> 00:57:07,333
就是这么这

1045
00:57:07,533 --> 00:57:08,566
么爱我就巴巴

1046
00:57:08,566 --> 00:57:10,766
我还正停电影来等你这条c呢

1047
00:57:10,766 --> 00:57:10,883
叭叭叭

1048
00:57:10,883 --> 00:57:11,366
叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭

1049
00:57:11,366 --> 00:57:11,599
叭叭叭叭叭叭

1050
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:11,733
叭叭

1051
00:57:11,733 --> 00:57:12,599
叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭叭

1052
00:57:13,166 --> 00:57:13,966
hey

1053
00:57:22,733 --> 00:57:24,849
wish we had a little dog for something

1054
00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:27,083
是不是人啊

1055
00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:29,533
really get the Beast belly Rolling

1056
00:57:29,683 --> 00:57:30,883
are you serious

1057
00:57:30,966 --> 00:57:33,249
那你也应该带点别的啥吧

1058
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:34,533
just kid

1059
00:57:34,533 --> 00:57:35,333
不是不是

1060
00:57:35,333 --> 00:57:36,133
are you

1061
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,766
而且鲨鱼不吃啊对对对

1062
00:57:38,966 --> 00:57:40,449
等一下主播又急了

1063
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:41,850
那个什么鲨鱼不吃

1064
00:57:41,850 --> 00:57:44,650
因为我们的脂肪跟那个什么鱼类来说

1065
00:57:44,650 --> 00:57:45,766
脂肪太少了

1066
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:46,333
你们知道吗

1067
00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:47,366
他不吃

1068
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,450
那他们都吃那种脂肪很厚很厚很厚的

1069
00:57:50,966 --> 00:57:52,733
根本就嫌人类不好吃来着

1070
00:57:52,733 --> 00:57:54,533
除非你长得巨胖啊除非

1071
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,533
如果男生有180斤以上

1072
00:57:56,533 --> 00:57:58,166
那就得小心一点了

1073
00:58:14,566 --> 00:58:17,683
偶尔去我上次去都是去看那个啥了

1074
00:58:20,733 --> 00:58:23,483
那个啥电影啊你们猜

1075
00:58:27,050 --> 00:58:28,133
经典一般现充

1076
00:58:28,133 --> 00:58:30,133
连现充也会去看的电影你们猜吧

1077
00:58:30,133 --> 00:58:31,533
i don't know but look like a fin

1078
00:58:31,566 --> 00:58:32,399
game on

1079
00:58:33,366 --> 00:58:34,449
Ram you got anything

1080
00:58:34,533 --> 00:58:35,333
nothing

1081
00:58:38,483 --> 00:58:40,799
不是说法就是真的人不好吃

1082
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,400
那个你们大家的脂肪都太少了

1083
00:58:44,566 --> 00:58:45,533
guys guys

1084
00:58:45,683 --> 00:58:48,933
哈哈哈是的你的名字那你的

1085
00:58:48,933 --> 00:58:50,933
名字之后还出了啥来着吗

1086
00:58:52,133 --> 00:58:53,799
don't see nothing on the video

1087
00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:56,649
we should get the nuts

1088
00:58:57,333 --> 00:58:59,733
我他妈还带着网啊我这是

1089
00:59:00,083 --> 00:59:01,599
有点那个啥了

1090
00:59:09,933 --> 00:59:11,683
啊对对对天气之子

1091
00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:16,333
i think you'll eat the camera are you sure definitely there

1092
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,800
哦他是有思想的

1093
00:59:24,566 --> 00:59:25,599
let's get the nets

1094
00:59:27,966 --> 00:59:30,649
啊是是对对对对对新海城全家团

1095
00:59:30,683 --> 00:59:31,999
新海城什么时候再出

1096
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,566
就是主播再次去电影院之日

1097
00:59:43,533 --> 00:59:44,333
哈哈

1098
00:59:45,650 --> 00:59:47,333
哈哈哈

1099
00:59:47,450 --> 00:59:49,000
哈哈哈

1100
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,133
oh my god

1101
00:59:57,966 --> 01:00:01,366
我知道都站在传言了他不送谁送啊

1102
01:00:01,850 --> 01:00:04,683
太肤浅了这个电影

1103
01:00:05,450 --> 01:00:08,250
太肤浅太肤浅太肤浅

1104
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,200
这这这

1105
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,733
真有点受不了了我

1106
01:00:30,566 --> 01:00:32,083
不好吃你看他那个

1107
01:00:32,133 --> 01:00:34,533
他也不算是很胖很胖的人

1108
01:00:34,650 --> 01:00:36,483
不好吃的哎呀

1109
01:00:40,733 --> 01:00:43,883
我靠你们弹幕太危险了家人们咱们别

1110
01:00:52,050 --> 01:00:54,533
be our aquarium we're headed back in

1111
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:56,966
we've had an accident

1112
01:00:57,850 --> 01:00:59,050
one fatality

1113
01:01:09,133 --> 01:01:09,933
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1114
01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:12,799
there's nothing we could have done i know

1115
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:13,766
but why

1116
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:14,933
why him

1117
01:01:15,966 --> 01:01:18,733
哎呦这个女的的演技太好笑

1118
01:01:18,733 --> 01:01:19,599
哈哈哈哈

1119
01:01:20,733 --> 01:01:22,083
there's nothing we could have done

1120
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,166
i know but why

1121
01:01:24,166 --> 01:01:26,649
哈哈哈哈哈哈

1122
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,600
哎呦太破了

1123
01:01:32,966 --> 01:01:34,449
there's nothing we could have done

1124
01:01:35,050 --> 01:01:36,533
i know but why

1125
01:01:36,966 --> 01:01:37,766
i am

1126
01:01:40,133 --> 01:01:44,849
thank you哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈

1127
01:01:45,133 --> 01:01:47,533
我的眼都比他好啊

1128
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,600
再来一次

1129
01:01:48,683 --> 01:01:49,733
哈哈哈

1130
01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:52,966
there's nothing we could have done

1131
01:01:53,650 --> 01:01:55,250
i know but why

1132
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,333
why him

1133
01:02:00,683 --> 01:02:01,249
the oceans

1134
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:03,083
受不了就笑吧

1135
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,333
哈哈哈can also be a dangerous place

1136
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:06,850
we all knew that

1137
01:02:10,933 --> 01:02:11,533
你

1138
01:02:11,533 --> 01:02:13,366
也想笑是吧

1139
01:02:18,733 --> 01:02:19,533
你不是

1140
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,883
他这不是要笑死了的表情吗

1141
01:02:28,166 --> 01:02:28,533
这

1142
01:02:28,533 --> 01:02:30,849
是完全是在笑的表情

1143
01:02:30,966 --> 01:02:32,283
哈哈哈

1144
01:02:32,283 --> 01:02:35,649
你也觉得你们的电影拍的太破了是吧

1145
01:02:35,966 --> 01:02:36,766
哈

1146
01:02:37,283 --> 01:02:40,399
哈哈哈哈

1147
01:02:45,050 --> 01:02:46,733
我的演技都比他们好

1148
01:02:46,733 --> 01:02:48,733
主播都比他们会哭掉啊

1149
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:51,400
太破了太破了太破

1150
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:53,650
哈哈

1151
01:02:55,766 --> 01:02:56,766
i know but

1152
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:57,600
why

1153
01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:01,200
主播都能憋住笑他们憋不住了

1154
01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:10,600
thanks thanks

1155
01:03:20,933 --> 01:03:21,733
hi

1156
01:03:25,050 --> 01:03:27,166
we are very sorry for what happened

1157
01:03:27,566 --> 01:03:30,883
but we need to confirm a few things if you don't mind

1158
01:03:32,766 --> 01:03:33,933
it wasn't a shark

1159
01:03:34,283 --> 01:03:36,283
而且我觉得还有个什么bug呢

1160
01:03:36,650 --> 01:03:38,450
就是如果你们去海边

1161
01:03:38,450 --> 01:03:39,450
然后遇到这种事情

1162
01:03:39,450 --> 01:03:41,133
你们还愿意待在船上吗

1163
01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:42,683
我觉得靠岸的第一时间

1164
01:03:42,683 --> 01:03:44,399
就立刻那个回到岸上吧

1165
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:45,850
怎么可能还待在船上啊

1166
01:03:45,850 --> 01:03:49,200
你们觉不觉得就是那种完全PTSD了吧

1167
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,800
根本不想再待在船上不

1168
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,333
不想再待在那个海上

1169
01:03:52,533 --> 01:03:54,249
哪怕是那个什么靠近岸边

1170
01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:55,600
那肯定是要赶紧下船

1171
01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:58,600
然后那个什么靠近岸那个上岸啊

1172
01:04:00,050 --> 01:04:02,366
it was it was shaped like a starfish

1173
01:04:02,883 --> 01:04:04,566
it had four heads

1174
01:04:05,283 --> 01:04:07,933
i couldn't tell it it all happened so fast

1175
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:09,600
multiple heads

1176
01:04:10,483 --> 01:04:11,799
shaped like a starfish

1177
01:04:12,733 --> 01:04:14,649
do you think they're gonna say anything about

1178
01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,366
are you kidding me

1179
01:04:17,883 --> 01:04:21,133
one of our team just died that's what you're worried about

1180
01:04:21,933 --> 01:04:23,533
just asking a question

1181
01:04:24,283 --> 01:04:25,766
i know it sounds ridiculous

1182
01:04:25,766 --> 01:04:27,683
他是你连澡都不敢洗了啊

1183
01:04:27,766 --> 01:04:29,483
那我应该i think he'll shot

1184
01:04:30,650 --> 01:04:32,166
you mean something like this

1185
01:04:33,683 --> 01:04:36,399
我2了好吗我刚才找了一个

1186
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,766
i think you need to take a good look at your priorities

1187
01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:48,566
my priorities are exactly where they need to be

1188
01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:51,400
it's sad that we lost one of our own

1189
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,683
but the show must go on as they said it

1190
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:58,800
thank you

1191
01:05:04,883 --> 01:05:05,683
哈哈

1192
01:05:06,166 --> 01:05:07,933
i want you to go back out there是

1193
01:05:07,933 --> 01:05:09,883
我还找了这个小渔船的bug

1194
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,283
i'm not putting myself for any more of my demons

1195
01:05:13,283 --> 01:05:15,533
danger especially for whatever that was

1196
01:05:16,250 --> 01:05:19,800
whatever it was it is worth millions

1197
01:05:19,883 --> 01:05:21,966
那你咋不自己不去啊死老头

1198
01:05:23,283 --> 01:05:25,449
i'm not Gonna do it oh yes you are

1199
01:05:25,733 --> 01:05:28,283
这个女的的演技我觉得他很努力了

1200
01:05:28,283 --> 01:05:30,566
但是还是很好笑i'm sorry呀

1201
01:05:30,850 --> 01:05:32,533
most interesting anomalies

1202
01:05:33,366 --> 01:05:33,599
等一下

1203
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,200
我觉得他可能要把这个女的劝动了

1204
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,883
但是我刚才没看我看他怎么把他劝动

1205
01:05:36,883 --> 01:05:40,333
the chance to study one of nature's most interesting anomalies

1206
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,083
addict girl

1207
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:46,400
now go

1208
01:05:46,450 --> 01:05:48,083
get us our marquia tracks

1209
01:05:50,050 --> 01:05:51,600
他就被劝动了吗

1210
01:05:51,966 --> 01:05:56,083
啊就这他就就就这么几句

1211
01:05:56,683 --> 01:05:58,883
就这么几句他就劝动了

1212
01:06:01,966 --> 01:06:02,799
他想要米啊

1213
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,766
我看看我来揣测一下他的心里

1214
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,566
啊这里还是在愤怒

1215
01:06:08,533 --> 01:06:11,733
whatever it was it is worth a million

1216
01:06:11,933 --> 01:06:13,933
嗯呐完了

1217
01:06:14,283 --> 01:06:17,449
迷啊这不但是但是他这里有一声叹息

1218
01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:20,800
他有个这个就是难以置信的一个叹息

1219
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:21,200
but

1220
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,600
it is worth millions

1221
01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:27,850
他是难以置信的

1222
01:06:27,850 --> 01:06:29,083
都不敢相信这个

1223
01:06:29,133 --> 01:06:30,849
这个老头是纯为为了钱

1224
01:06:30,850 --> 01:06:31,650
我再看看

1225
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,800
i'm not Gonna do it oh

1226
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,483
yes you are and you'll do it with a smile

1227
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:37,766
我有这smile

1228
01:06:38,966 --> 01:06:40,649
this is your chance to study

1229
01:06:40,850 --> 01:06:42,600
他在思考了他在想啊

1230
01:06:42,650 --> 01:06:44,166
100100万

1231
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:46,799
100万美金我要买哪里的房子

1232
01:06:47,450 --> 01:06:48,800
西郊那边有一套

1233
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,800
那个什么刚开盘的那套

1234
01:06:50,933 --> 01:06:51,649
但是那边

1235
01:06:51,650 --> 01:06:51,966
的话

1236
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:55,399
我记得之前中介给我介绍过一个别墅

1237
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,000
我是买哪个呢

1238
01:06:58,450 --> 01:06:59,650
他在思考了

1239
01:07:00,533 --> 01:07:03,049
one of nature's most interesting anomalies

1240
01:07:05,883 --> 01:07:06,766
at it girl

1241
01:07:08,283 --> 01:07:10,799
now go get us on our Kia tracks

1242
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:16,283
哈哈哈哈哈

1243
01:07:19,533 --> 01:07:21,199
哈哈开始乐了啊

1244
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:22,850
他就想还在想那个什么

1245
01:07:22,850 --> 01:07:25,200
买了新房子要请几个保姆了

1246
01:07:27,566 --> 01:07:29,766
so the first attack was here

1247
01:07:30,366 --> 01:07:33,166
and this is where the aquarium intern got killed

1248
01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:34,249
这么熟的呀

1249
01:07:34,283 --> 01:07:35,649
那乱说的呀

1250
01:07:35,683 --> 01:07:37,766
西郊有没有这个说法我都不知道

1251
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:38,933
有这个说法吗

1252
01:07:39,650 --> 01:07:41,200
no no no no that's impossible

1253
01:07:41,566 --> 01:07:42,366
um

1254
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,083
what about we put a warning sign

1255
01:07:45,450 --> 01:07:48,083
you know i'm gonna talk to chief about posting a reward

1256
01:07:48,450 --> 01:07:49,366
yeah yeah

1257
01:07:55,366 --> 01:07:56,599
i want to wish

1258
01:08:04,933 --> 01:08:05,966
哎大家就是就是

1259
01:08:05,966 --> 01:08:07,366
我平时跟我妈一起看的话

1260
01:08:07,366 --> 01:08:08,133
大概就是这样

1261
01:08:08,133 --> 01:08:10,083
然后我妈就会那个啥受不了我

1262
01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:11,199
他理都不理我

1263
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:17,733
你们会受不了我吗

1264
01:08:17,733 --> 01:08:18,999
你们不会不理我吧

1265
01:08:26,883 --> 01:08:27,599
我也很受不了

1266
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:30,850
他怎么会这么无法理解我的幽默感呢

1267
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:32,400
爸

1268
01:08:35,883 --> 01:08:37,049
太不懂幽默了

1269
01:08:37,050 --> 01:08:40,250
只能说不不理解主播的太不懂幽默了

1270
01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,849
别CPU主播啦

1271
01:08:45,533 --> 01:08:46,333
嗯

1272
01:08:47,850 --> 01:08:50,366
哈哈哈哈

1273
01:08:50,366 --> 01:08:52,849
等一下啊我看看他们在干嘛来着

1274
01:08:53,450 --> 01:08:54,766
等一下我再看看

1275
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,483
这个是谁啊这个是他们

1276
01:08:57,483 --> 01:08:58,966
他们只是一个那个什么

1277
01:08:59,050 --> 01:08:59,800
呃

1278
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:03,533
猎猎猎人是吧那个那个啥渔夫是吧

1279
01:09:04,683 --> 01:09:06,933
那么大个船都能拉翻啊

1280
01:09:08,883 --> 01:09:10,599
it looks like a shark fin

1281
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,883
但是我有点没明白他们等一下

1282
01:09:17,533 --> 01:09:19,133
他把这个推进去干嘛呢

1283
01:09:19,133 --> 01:09:21,049
这个东西能捕杀鱼吗

1284
01:09:21,683 --> 01:09:22,483
这个啊

1285
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:23,800
where did it go

1286
01:09:23,883 --> 01:09:26,649
啊这个他想拿来补啥

1287
01:09:26,650 --> 01:09:28,133
补补补鲤鱼

1288
01:09:28,133 --> 01:09:29,249
捕鲫鱼的吧

1289
01:09:37,450 --> 01:09:37,850
huh

1290
01:09:37,850 --> 01:09:38,766
这个特效

1291
01:09:39,283 --> 01:09:41,083
啊哈哈这个特效

1292
01:09:42,450 --> 01:09:44,766
轮船有这么容易翻吗

1293
01:09:47,733 --> 01:09:48,966
诱饵吗

1294
01:09:50,566 --> 01:09:51,683
so what do you say

1295
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:52,966
no way

1296
01:09:53,050 --> 01:09:54,683
i'm not going back out there

1297
01:09:54,850 --> 01:09:58,766
you're kidding right Sean just died come on team

1298
01:09:58,766 --> 01:10:01,766
we're talking about a once and a lifetime discovery

1299
01:10:02,133 --> 01:10:03,933
right in our own backyard

1300
01:10:05,766 --> 01:10:07,966
don't you want to be a part of history

1301
01:10:08,133 --> 01:10:09,766
你咋不去啊

1302
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:12,600
and before

1303
01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:15,133
somebody out there kills it

1304
01:10:17,966 --> 01:10:22,599
do you really think Sean would want you to just give up

1305
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:23,483
你又知道了

1306
01:10:23,483 --> 01:10:26,799
你在地狱去去跟象联系过是吧嗯呐

1307
01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:28,399
i don't think so

1308
01:10:29,166 --> 01:10:31,083
and if we make a new discovery

1309
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:32,250
we can name it

1310
01:10:32,250 --> 01:10:36,133
after Sean as a tribute to his passion and his sacrifice

1311
01:10:37,683 --> 01:10:39,399
what do you say doctor Yo

1312
01:10:39,850 --> 01:10:42,250
you can't lie to them sir they're not children

1313
01:10:42,650 --> 01:10:43,850
你得用钱打动他吗

1314
01:10:43,850 --> 01:10:46,133
他的意思是he wants to catch this thing

1315
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:47,400
yes

1316
01:10:48,133 --> 01:10:49,849
a multiheaded shark

1317
01:10:50,650 --> 01:10:52,133
our new species

1318
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,250
either way we all went by

1319
01:10:56,483 --> 01:10:58,283
啊我看看species

1320
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:02,483
想看他睫毛啊

1321
01:11:02,483 --> 01:11:03,366
shark

1322
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,450
or new species

1323
01:11:06,533 --> 01:11:07,333
接着

1324
01:11:08,766 --> 01:11:09,566
either way

1325
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:11,166
we all went by catching it

1326
01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,599
there's no way a shark like that could survive to maturity

1327
01:11:13,933 --> 01:11:15,333
have you seen one before

1328
01:11:16,283 --> 01:11:17,966
studied one for that matter

1329
01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:19,683
no

1330
01:11:19,883 --> 01:11:23,399
so what's to say it's not impossible that what we saw out there

1331
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,733
wasn't an isolated incident

1332
01:11:25,850 --> 01:11:29,566
there could be more hundreds maybe thousands

1333
01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:32,566
an entirely new species

1334
01:11:32,933 --> 01:11:35,333
and we're the ones who saw it

1335
01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:40,933
and we're the ones who can have it ask yourselves

1336
01:11:41,650 --> 01:11:43,450
what would Sean want

1337
01:11:43,650 --> 01:11:46,250
上突然想复活了呀哈哈哈

1338
01:11:46,650 --> 01:11:47,883
we can't do that

1339
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,533
who's so simple tears

1340
01:11:55,083 --> 01:11:57,249
catching it for the sake of making money no

1341
01:11:58,483 --> 01:12:00,599
but bringing it in for research

1342
01:12:01,450 --> 01:12:02,250
yes

1343
01:12:04,283 --> 01:12:05,599
whatever it was that killed

1344
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:08,083
 Sean你刚才明明正在思考了

1345
01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:08,883
你看看

1346
01:12:10,450 --> 01:12:11,883
这个他翻译录了

1347
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,166
catching it for the sake of making money no

1348
01:12:14,566 --> 01:12:15,999
他说不是为了抓他赚钱

1349
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,533
getting it in for research

1350
01:12:18,450 --> 01:12:19,200
yes

1351
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,850
哎这个分的什么狗屎啊他分反了呀

1352
01:12:21,850 --> 01:12:23,850
but bringing it in for research

1353
01:12:24,733 --> 01:12:25,533
yes

1354
01:12:25,650 --> 01:12:27,600
反了他说的是那个什么

1355
01:12:27,650 --> 01:12:30,133
呃抓他是为了那个什么钱吗

1356
01:12:30,133 --> 01:12:32,283
不是的是为了研究吗是的

1357
01:12:34,483 --> 01:12:36,366
whatever it was that killed Sean

1358
01:12:37,733 --> 01:12:38,966
we have to study it

1359
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:40,083
think of it as

1360
01:12:41,050 --> 01:12:41,850
vengeance

1361
01:12:43,366 --> 01:12:46,049
by taking this best out of its element

1362
01:12:46,650 --> 01:12:48,566
you could have a once and a lifetime

1363
01:12:48,566 --> 01:12:50,766
chance to study an amazing specimen

1364
01:12:54,366 --> 01:12:56,083
拿到100万美金呼k

1365
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:59,766
什么惊人的什么什么什么壮举哦呼k

1366
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:03,600
how do you even propose we kill this thing

1367
01:13:07,166 --> 01:13:08,166
哈哈哈

1368
01:13:11,966 --> 01:13:14,049
什么小帅和小亮子认为那个

1369
01:13:14,050 --> 01:13:15,400
抖音看多了是吧

1370
01:13:19,566 --> 01:13:21,566
i hope you know what you're doing Dr Yos

1371
01:13:21,566 --> 01:13:23,683
trust me if anyone knows how to catch something like this

1372
01:13:23,683 --> 01:13:24,483
it's red

1373
01:13:24,533 --> 01:13:26,933
而且我真的是想说那个啥

1374
01:13:26,933 --> 01:13:29,566
有鲨鱼你们还穿那个什么什么裙子

1375
01:13:29,566 --> 01:13:31,649
这个什么穿这么露可不可能

1376
01:13:31,650 --> 01:13:32,800
你们觉得可不可能啊

1377
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:35,400
那肯定是全副武装啊they read

1378
01:13:36,966 --> 01:13:37,766
red

1379
01:13:39,966 --> 01:13:42,199
大露背这个露腿这个男的

1380
01:13:42,366 --> 01:13:43,283
这个女的哎

1381
01:13:43,283 --> 01:13:45,999
没一个人不是穿那个短袖短裤的呀

1382
01:13:46,083 --> 01:13:47,283
怎么可能吗

1383
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:53,566
Yo Yo Yo Dr Yo get over here give me a hug

1384
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,483
啊那么穿票房没了吗

1385
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,050
那不如再穿少点

1386
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:58,483
you two know each other

1387
01:14:01,133 --> 01:14:02,483
那为什么不找点再漂亮

1388
01:14:02,483 --> 01:14:03,733
再帅一点的人啊

1389
01:14:03,733 --> 01:14:05,533
感觉他们长得也不是很好看啊

1390
01:14:05,533 --> 01:14:06,449
i think they get it

1391
01:14:06,933 --> 01:14:08,483
啊那你们都没你们的审美中

1392
01:14:08,483 --> 01:14:09,733
他们算是很好看的吗

1393
01:14:09,733 --> 01:14:11,599
我感觉不是很好看啊

1394
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:13,133
i think we can catch the shark yeah

1395
01:14:13,133 --> 01:14:14,133
we're Gonna use sonar

1396
01:14:14,566 --> 01:14:17,083
if the Sharks as big as you said it is it'll be easy to find

1397
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:18,966
Sharks all they do is they eat and they

1398
01:14:18,966 --> 01:14:20,133
他们长得也不是很好看啊

1399
01:14:20,133 --> 01:14:21,599
这些男的这些女的都

1400
01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:25,883
classified under the cloud Zelacomorphia

1401
01:14:26,050 --> 01:14:28,650
没米啊Zelacomorphia she's right

1402
01:14:28,883 --> 01:14:29,933
you're a shark hunter

1403
01:14:30,366 --> 01:14:31,483
among other things

1404
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:33,883
awkward adventures and

1405
01:14:34,683 --> 01:14:35,933
water sports you know

1406
01:14:37,850 --> 01:14:39,733
这你是谁啊他吗

1407
01:14:39,883 --> 01:14:42,649
这个吗这个穿穿穿牛仔短袖的吗

1408
01:14:42,650 --> 01:14:43,933
planning on it why do you ask

1409
01:14:44,766 --> 01:14:46,733
if you're cool getting blood and guts all over that

1410
01:14:46,733 --> 01:14:47,533
还好吧

1411
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:49,333
肌肉还不错

1412
01:14:51,566 --> 01:14:53,333
you ready to go kill this shark or what

1413
01:14:56,766 --> 01:14:59,449
well it's not just any shark

1414
01:15:00,050 --> 01:15:01,400
it's already killed seven

1415
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,400
people that we know of one of them看什么

1416
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:05,533
吃那个那我不知道没有没注意到

1417
01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:12,766
你太难同了吧你我都没追着呢

1418
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:14,766
一般吧

1419
01:15:14,766 --> 01:15:17,399
这个片里还没出现帅哥美女呢我觉得

1420
01:15:20,366 --> 01:15:21,599
this thing kind of has排污

1421
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,766
训练痕迹这个这个人吗真的假的

1422
01:15:24,766 --> 01:15:25,883
等等我再看看

1423
01:15:28,133 --> 01:15:30,199
your room's happy there foreheads

1424
01:15:33,533 --> 01:15:34,566
这个没有吗

1425
01:15:34,566 --> 01:15:35,283
真的假的

1426
01:15:35,283 --> 01:15:36,533
那我感觉他很壮哎

1427
01:15:36,533 --> 01:15:38,566
感觉胸肌什么的也有啊这个

1428
01:15:38,650 --> 01:15:40,133
而且肚子也很平整啊

1429
01:15:40,133 --> 01:15:41,399
感觉下面肯定有腹肌

1430
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:42,200
的seriously

1431
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:43,400
yeah

1432
01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:47,483
well i guess it'll be

1433
01:15:48,450 --> 01:15:49,683
four times of fun then well

1434
01:15:49,683 --> 01:15:51,566
we want to take it alive

1435
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:52,966
we take it alive

1436
01:15:53,933 --> 01:15:54,883
憋得住

1437
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:55,650
哈哈哈

1438
01:15:55,650 --> 01:15:57,200
killer is one thing of bringing a home alive

1439
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:58,933
that's a whole another bucket of Chum guys

1440
01:15:59,483 --> 01:16:01,933
we were kind of hoping to keep this under the radar

1441
01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:04,849
the aquarium has a best真的吗

1442
01:16:04,850 --> 01:16:06,650
这个男的没有训练痕迹

1443
01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:08,533
有没有懂懂健身的人

1444
01:16:08,566 --> 01:16:09,166
就他这个

1445
01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:11,649
你看他这个左边这个小手臂等等等等

1446
01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:12,600
你们能看到我鼠标吗

1447
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:14,083
他左边这个小手臂的话

1448
01:16:14,166 --> 01:16:15,999
肯定肯定有健过身吧

1449
01:16:16,683 --> 01:16:19,483
我觉得呢这个胸肌不是硬鼓鼓的吗

1450
01:16:20,166 --> 01:16:21,849
that interest in finding out what this

1451
01:16:21,850 --> 01:16:23,166
我喜欢这样的嗯

1452
01:16:25,683 --> 01:16:28,333
身身材还可以吧长相完全弄

1453
01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:31,199
i'm willing to pay double whatever the reward is on the shark

1454
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:32,933
真的剪不

1455
01:16:34,283 --> 01:16:35,083
double

1456
01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:39,166
you didn't tell me that yeah we got a deal

1457
01:16:39,533 --> 01:16:41,566
good i'm glad we understand each other so

1458
01:16:42,250 --> 01:16:43,283
what's the plan

1459
01:16:43,533 --> 01:16:44,849
oh we're gonna lay a bloodline

1460
01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:46,333
we're gonna lure it in we're gonna shoot it

1461
01:16:46,333 --> 01:16:48,399
we're gonna sedate it and we're gonna tow it back to shore

1462
01:16:48,733 --> 01:16:49,533
哼

1463
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:50,450
挺指定一点吗

1464
01:16:50,450 --> 01:16:53,400
那为什么外国人感觉他们体格都好大

1465
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:56,083
这都我感觉这个男的体格都好大

1466
01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:57,566
他竟然没有练过吗

1467
01:16:59,683 --> 01:17:01,533
这种贱人是没练过的吗

1468
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:03,566
我还想说他体格也太大了

1469
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:04,800
yeah

1470
01:17:05,283 --> 01:17:06,799
i know oh sorry Yo i know you

1471
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:08,366
我还是觉得他肯定练过

1472
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:10,650
对啊

1473
01:17:13,050 --> 01:17:14,683
正常人手臂也不会这样

1474
01:17:14,683 --> 01:17:16,599
而且肩膀也不会这么宽吧

1475
01:17:21,450 --> 01:17:23,133
感觉好多那种瘦一点的男生

1476
01:17:23,133 --> 01:17:24,566
肩膀都窄窄的

1477
01:17:24,566 --> 01:17:25,533
last year's dive

1478
01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:27,333
plant life algae

1479
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,650
even most of the bottom feeders seem to have checked out

1480
01:17:29,966 --> 01:17:31,683
that's called global warming

1481
01:17:32,133 --> 01:17:34,366
yeah and humans once again

1482
01:17:34,366 --> 01:17:36,283
think they can dump whatever they want

1483
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:37,450
wherever they want

1484
01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:40,050
all right enough

1485
01:17:40,050 --> 01:17:41,566
Chit chat let's get to work

1486
01:17:41,933 --> 01:17:43,283
take your readings collect

1487
01:17:43,283 --> 01:17:45,999
anything that seems out of place Roger that

1488
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:48,733
prepared to last year she's down a few millimeters

1489
01:17:49,083 --> 01:17:49,683
that's definitely

1490
01:17:49,683 --> 01:17:52,083
not what we were hoping for又升华主题了

1491
01:17:53,533 --> 01:17:55,883
hey i'm Gonna head around the reef check the backside

1492
01:17:55,883 --> 01:17:57,333
老外去健身房很正常吗

1493
01:17:57,333 --> 01:18:00,283
那人家下班下的早啊哈哈哈

1494
01:18:00,566 --> 01:18:01,366
i'll be fine

1495
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:04,283
famous last words hey

1496
01:18:04,283 --> 01:18:06,333
how long have i been doing this with you guys

1497
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:09,333
too long

1498
01:18:09,333 --> 01:18:10,966
哎呀大家我每次看到这

1499
01:18:10,966 --> 01:18:12,599
你们有看过这种美图吗

1500
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,850
就是有那那个什么女生

1501
01:18:15,133 --> 01:18:16,533
在那个海下穿

1502
01:18:16,533 --> 01:18:18,649
穿着那种但是不是这个颜色

1503
01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:20,483
然后穿着很漂亮的那种

1504
01:18:20,533 --> 01:18:21,649
啥我忘记了

1505
01:18:21,650 --> 01:18:23,800
反正就是拍的超级漂亮的那种

1506
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,366
那种图你们知道吗

1507
01:18:25,566 --> 01:18:28,933
哇我也好想潜水去拍那种美美的图哦

1508
01:18:28,933 --> 01:18:30,399
have i been doing this with you guys

1509
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:31,600
你没有看过吗

1510
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,050
感觉是人都看过吧

1511
01:18:33,850 --> 01:18:35,283
exactly i've swimmed with

1512
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:38,366
hundreds of times all over the world潜水服吗

1513
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:39,650
好像是

1514
01:18:43,766 --> 01:18:44,849
what is it

1515
01:18:45,366 --> 01:18:46,366
i'll be back for a minute

1516
01:18:46,483 --> 01:18:47,999
我都不会游泳啊

1517
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,000
just be careful i always am

1518
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,166
我不会游泳啊

1519
01:18:51,166 --> 01:18:51,733
一进

1520
01:18:51,733 --> 01:18:53,933
水我就咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜

1521
01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:00,366
哎我以前去

1522
01:19:00,533 --> 01:19:02,333
去我弟弟家玩的时候

1523
01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:03,999
他们小区有那种游泳池

1524
01:19:04,133 --> 01:19:06,449
然后就那种什么水也很浅

1525
01:19:06,766 --> 01:19:08,883
真的很浅很浅啊

1526
01:19:09,050 --> 01:19:09,966
反正那个什么

1527
01:19:09,966 --> 01:19:11,733
然后我妈就让我在那学游泳

1528
01:19:11,733 --> 01:19:14,799
然后然后然后但是我还是那个啥

1529
01:19:14,883 --> 01:19:16,566
喝了喝了几口水

1530
01:19:17,566 --> 01:19:19,366
喝了几口水然后我就

1531
01:19:19,650 --> 01:19:21,450
我就我就要回家了

1532
01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:24,766
好可怕我溺水真的

1533
01:19:24,766 --> 01:19:27,649
虽然那个很很浅的水但是还是

1534
01:19:28,050 --> 01:19:31,483
那个滑倒之后站都站不起来好可怕

1535
01:19:33,483 --> 01:19:35,933
给小孩玩水的吧是的是的

1536
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:44,000
hey

1537
01:19:45,683 --> 01:19:46,483
hey

1538
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:49,600
how you been

1539
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,683
i'm okay all things considered

1540
01:19:53,650 --> 01:19:56,883
yeah for up to me i just killed a damn thing

1541
01:19:56,966 --> 01:19:58,133
after all that's happened

1542
01:19:59,083 --> 01:19:59,999
seriously

1543
01:20:00,733 --> 01:20:02,283
i'm sorry i know

1544
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:04,966
how exactly am i

1545
01:20:05,966 --> 01:20:06,883
how are you

1546
01:20:08,050 --> 01:20:09,800
vegan哇哇什么呢

1547
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:11,800
我不好说了the world kind of Gal

1548
01:20:13,083 --> 01:20:14,333
i'm sorry it offends you

1549
01:20:14,333 --> 01:20:17,199
that i care about animals i'm a marine biologist

1550
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:19,200
yeah i know

1551
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:20,766
you capture them and you

1552
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:24,000
him and aquarium for a bunch of tour runs to see yeah i get it

1553
01:20:25,650 --> 01:20:27,166
please don't start with me

1554
01:20:30,766 --> 01:20:32,966
i have to see nothing changes but the date yo

1555
01:20:40,133 --> 01:20:42,049
进店了吗加油加油

1556
01:20:46,733 --> 01:20:47,533
hey

1557
01:20:49,483 --> 01:20:50,883
哈哈哈哈

1558
01:20:50,966 --> 01:20:52,049
太功利了吧

1559
01:20:52,050 --> 01:20:54,883
这个电这个这个导演也太功利了

1560
01:20:54,883 --> 01:20:58,133
大家不是这个也太功利了吧

1561
01:20:59,083 --> 01:21:01,366
那个他的手一直在往上抬

1562
01:21:01,966 --> 01:21:04,883
哪有人坐坐下那个什么手

1563
01:21:04,883 --> 01:21:07,599
那个手放在那个什么呃膝盖上

1564
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:11,083
然后手哎呦哎呦哎呦一直往上抬啊

1565
01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:12,199
哪有这样的

1566
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,733
那你舒服的姿势肯定是自然下垂呀

1567
01:21:14,733 --> 01:21:16,483
天太功利太功利

1568
01:21:16,533 --> 01:21:18,199
这个我都能想象啊这个

1569
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:21,200
演员那个导演肯定一直在现场一直在

1570
01:21:21,650 --> 01:21:24,133
手抬高手抬高手抬高手抬高

1571
01:21:24,133 --> 01:21:25,399
一一直在那个打板

1572
01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:27,800
一直在那个什么催促了

1573
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:32,000
咳

1574
01:21:38,283 --> 01:21:39,083
okay

1575
01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:41,366
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1576
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:42,600
哈

1577
01:21:51,533 --> 01:21:52,333
哈

1578
01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:56,200
哈

1579
01:21:59,533 --> 01:22:00,366
they shouldn't be out here

1580
01:22:00,366 --> 01:22:01,333
就在这

1581
01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:03,483
就就是在这一直拍了是吧

1582
01:22:03,483 --> 01:22:06,249
a Marine biologist and an intern at that

1583
01:22:07,250 --> 01:22:08,966
而且他这个台词我跟你们说

1584
01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:11,533
他这个台词他根本都没有在思考过

1585
01:22:11,683 --> 01:22:14,249
你看我这我都没怎么在看台词

1586
01:22:15,483 --> 01:22:16,283
i'm a Marine

1587
01:22:16,366 --> 01:22:17,966
我是一个海洋生活旗下

1588
01:22:17,966 --> 01:22:20,566
这个台词到底出现几次了呀

1589
01:22:20,566 --> 01:22:23,366
那个女生刚才在那跟那个什么呃

1590
01:22:23,566 --> 01:22:25,766
那个什么司机怎么说

1591
01:22:25,966 --> 01:22:28,883
班长说的时候一直在说我是一个

1592
01:22:28,966 --> 01:22:29,999
海洋数学家

1593
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,733
就来回这几句车轱辘话

1594
01:22:31,733 --> 01:22:33,449
咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜

1595
01:22:33,733 --> 01:22:35,283
不用想都不在思考

1596
01:22:35,283 --> 01:22:36,849
因为他知道观众也没在

1597
01:22:36,850 --> 01:22:38,566
没在看没在听他们在说什么

1598
01:22:38,566 --> 01:22:39,999
都在盯画面呢

1599
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:42,400
and an intern at that

1600
01:22:45,133 --> 01:22:47,199
whatever's out there it's dangerous

1601
01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:51,449
you want to know something

1602
01:22:53,283 --> 01:22:54,366
i'm scared too

1603
01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:58,849
but don't think about it for the money

1604
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:01,133
绝对是为了钱的

1605
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:02,133
do it for Sean 

1606
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:03,000
而且

1607
01:23:03,966 --> 01:23:06,883
一直在翻来覆去啊我们不是为了钱

1608
01:23:07,050 --> 01:23:09,333
我们是为了研究我们是为了笑

1609
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,366
i make sure that whatever happened to him

1610
01:23:12,483 --> 01:23:15,333
啊这个这个不太行了手放下来了just

1611
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:16,933
open anyone else ever again

1612
01:23:18,366 --> 01:23:19,166
okay

1613
01:23:19,966 --> 01:23:20,766
okay

1614
01:23:22,883 --> 01:23:24,849
你看看你们真的是

1615
01:23:27,166 --> 01:23:28,799
g n味一出

1616
01:23:32,283 --> 01:23:35,049
啥剧情也没在看就只在看这些了

1617
01:23:38,733 --> 01:23:41,999
so this part of Puerto Rico is actually called Roosevelt road

1618
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:44,600
it's actually a decommissioned us Naval base

1619
01:23:44,766 --> 01:23:47,049
my father actually served here back in 68

1620
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:49,400
it's one of my favorite places to come on the island

1621
01:23:49,533 --> 01:23:51,883
the reason i wanted to bring you here today

1622
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,200
is because this part of fahardo

1623
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:56,683
actually has manateeshave you focused

1624
01:23:56,966 --> 01:23:57,533
on

1625
01:23:57,533 --> 01:24:01,599
the beautiful doctor creatures they're very loving kind animals

1626
01:24:01,650 --> 01:24:02,683
but there's only seven

1627
01:24:02,683 --> 01:24:05,083
hundred of them left here in Puerto Rico we have to do

1628
01:24:05,133 --> 01:24:05,999
everything we can

1629
01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:08,283
to conserve them to make sure they're happy

1630
01:24:08,283 --> 01:24:10,533
and that they thrive in this怎么只是吐槽啊

1631
01:24:10,533 --> 01:24:12,166
你们是认真在看啊

1632
01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:14,649
see a couple of man that is here in the Harbor

1633
01:24:18,766 --> 01:24:20,166
folks folks look over there

1634
01:24:20,366 --> 01:24:21,849
folks get your cameras look right over there

1635
01:24:21,850 --> 01:24:22,883
come here come on here

1636
01:24:22,883 --> 01:24:23,999
get your cameras out

1637
01:24:24,333 --> 01:24:25,449
how fact whale

1638
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,566
you never see him this close into the island

1639
01:24:27,566 --> 01:24:28,366
you see him

1640
01:24:28,650 --> 01:24:31,283
get your cameras get a photo this is a very rare sighting

1641
01:24:31,283 --> 01:24:34,049
we never get whales this close into the island here important

1642
01:24:34,050 --> 01:24:35,166
在被吃吧

1643
01:24:39,133 --> 01:24:41,399
做头巾我喜欢做头巾

1644
01:24:43,883 --> 01:24:45,449
而且这鲨鱼为什么不吃

1645
01:24:45,450 --> 01:24:48,333
不不吃坐头巾啊吃不下是吧

1646
01:25:01,166 --> 01:25:02,399
还有一头呢

1647
01:25:05,566 --> 01:25:08,483
我也在一头其中一头鲨鱼的嘴巴里吧

1648
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:12,933
鲨鱼真能打活这头鲸

1649
01:25:13,050 --> 01:25:13,850
吗

1650
01:25:16,166 --> 01:25:17,283
哈哈哈

1651
01:25:17,283 --> 01:25:19,933
等一下这个这个等一下

1652
01:25:22,166 --> 01:25:23,399
这个阿姨

1653
01:25:23,766 --> 01:25:27,083
这个黄头发阿姨的演技太难崩了

1654
01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:32,050
哈哈

1655
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,050
just back away from the

1656
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,450
不是啊鲨鱼真能

1657
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,200
啊就死了

1658
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:52,400
真

1659
01:25:52,933 --> 01:25:54,799
鲨鱼能打活这头精吗

1660
01:25:57,366 --> 01:25:59,049
attacked by a large predator

1661
01:25:59,766 --> 01:26:01,933
叫的好卖卖力啊啊

1662
01:26:03,683 --> 01:26:04,483
嗯

1663
01:26:05,283 --> 01:26:06,283
come in Bobayga

1664
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:08,533
this is captain Sterling for La Boysie that's a hotter

1665
01:26:15,366 --> 01:26:16,166
啊啊

1666
01:26:20,133 --> 01:26:23,133
we're headed her away i'll meet you at the dock bubble

1667
01:26:23,133 --> 01:26:23,933
see

1668
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:28,083
no no we are coming into the harbor now

1669
01:26:30,683 --> 01:26:31,533
哈哈哈

1670
01:26:32,050 --> 01:26:34,200
船开的这么慢的吗

1671
01:26:34,533 --> 01:26:36,766
真的下雨不行吗in the area

1672
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:37,766
please help

1673
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,250
copy that over

1674
01:26:40,850 --> 01:26:43,200
looks like our shark might have found its next meal

1675
01:26:43,450 --> 01:26:45,166
let's go get this bad boy

1676
01:26:45,766 --> 01:26:46,933
bad boy

1677
01:26:53,733 --> 01:26:54,533
啊

1678
01:26:56,966 --> 01:26:58,333
哈哈哈

1679
01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:02,533
太假了太假了太假了太假了哈哈

1680
01:27:02,650 --> 01:27:03,450
哈

1681
01:27:11,883 --> 01:27:15,166
hey that whale votes about to become lunch hey guys

1682
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:17,800
guys time to go get a shark all right here we go

1683
01:27:17,933 --> 01:27:19,683
grab that chum let's go

1684
01:27:19,883 --> 01:27:20,966
right off of here

1685
01:27:23,366 --> 01:27:24,166
what's that

1686
01:27:24,366 --> 01:27:27,683
it's a spear gun with a sonar tag won't that kill it

1687
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:29,966
that's not impossible that it won't

1688
01:27:30,366 --> 01:27:31,366
at least if it doesn't

1689
01:27:31,366 --> 01:27:34,449
i'll know where it is i told you not to kill it hey

1690
01:27:34,683 --> 01:27:37,366
i'm the captain of the ship you don't tell me anything all right

1691
01:27:37,766 --> 01:27:40,083
就是i get the hell out of my way

1692
01:27:58,366 --> 01:27:59,166
啊啊

1693
01:27:59,850 --> 01:28:01,083
那可能他就是玩吧

1694
01:28:01,083 --> 01:28:04,249
就是享受杀人的快感不想吃

1695
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:10,333
we need to go back to shore we already lost shot i'm not losing

1696
01:28:10,333 --> 01:28:11,133
anyone else

1697
01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:14,450
not going back你上传之前怎么不想好啊

1698
01:28:14,483 --> 01:28:15,883
we gotta go get this sharp

1699
01:28:18,366 --> 01:28:19,199
gogo

1700
01:28:23,766 --> 01:28:24,566
hang on right in there

1701
01:28:30,133 --> 01:28:30,566
go go go go

1702
01:28:30,566 --> 01:28:32,049
go ahead

1703
01:28:32,050 --> 01:28:34,966
nice and safe but get quick i want to get you guys on the land

1704
01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:38,133
it's okay it should be safe now let's get you on the shore

1705
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:41,600
it's okay get you on the shore nice to slow guys

1706
01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:44,333
我要背个枪我也这么说呢

1707
01:28:45,533 --> 01:28:47,483
什么电网弄一弄呀

1708
01:28:52,533 --> 01:28:54,199
那不是没吃吗

1709
01:28:59,766 --> 01:29:01,683
where is it anybody see it he got eyes on it

1710
01:29:02,683 --> 01:29:03,599
where is it

1711
01:29:05,050 --> 01:29:05,850
i don't know

1712
01:29:11,083 --> 01:29:12,683
说实话那种海景呢

1713
01:29:12,683 --> 01:29:13,933
不是有那种海景吗

1714
01:29:13,933 --> 01:29:14,733
怎么可能

1715
01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:17,566
就是海那个那个叫什么东西啊

1716
01:29:19,483 --> 01:29:20,649
那种警察

1717
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:22,200
啊哈哈

1718
01:29:26,766 --> 01:29:28,733
发生了什么啊

1719
01:29:28,883 --> 01:29:30,249
发生了什么啊

1720
01:29:34,050 --> 01:29:35,133
guys it's coming

1721
01:29:35,133 --> 01:29:35,999
it's coming

1722
01:29:40,283 --> 01:29:41,933
哈哈哈

1723
01:29:46,533 --> 01:29:47,733
哈哈哈

1724
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:51,533
你们在做什么

1725
01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:02,566
好像我不都很懂武器啊但是只有枪吗

1726
01:30:02,566 --> 01:30:04,933
啊只有枪吗他们

1727
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:08,966
水下没有别的武器吗

1728
01:30:08,966 --> 01:30:11,283
虽然我不太懂这些武器这些啊

1729
01:30:11,333 --> 01:30:13,249
一定要拿枪这样打吗

1730
01:30:23,683 --> 01:30:29,366
wait a minute where'd it go

1731
01:30:29,966 --> 01:30:30,966
where is it

1732
01:30:35,850 --> 01:30:37,850
炸鱼的炸弹吗类似于

1733
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:41,600
我不知道鱼叉怎么使

1734
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:43,050
虽然我知道有鱼叉

1735
01:30:43,533 --> 01:30:44,049
鱼叉的话

1736
01:30:44,050 --> 01:30:47,083
你只能对准这个鱼叉才能插到吧

1737
01:30:47,083 --> 01:30:50,049
但是感觉很难靠那么近呢

1738
01:30:58,000 --> 01:30:59,333
get out of the water

1739
01:30:59,483 --> 01:31:01,283
get out of the water

1740
01:31:19,533 --> 01:31:21,649
小壮拿的是鱼叉枪吗

1741
01:31:31,450 --> 01:31:32,250
啊

1742
01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:41,399
哦这个是吗

1743
01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:42,883
这个是一叉枪吗

1744
01:31:47,366 --> 01:31:48,683
太搞笑了

1745
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:53,966
太幽默了

1746
01:31:55,850 --> 01:31:58,333
这女的也有好强的锻炼痕迹啊

1747
01:31:58,333 --> 01:31:59,999
他手臂的那个那个

1748
01:32:06,850 --> 01:32:07,966
let's get some help

1749
01:32:09,050 --> 01:32:09,850
copy

1750
01:32:10,533 --> 01:32:11,483
copy

1751
01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:13,400
copy

1752
01:32:14,483 --> 01:32:16,683
你们早没想着是吧

1753
01:32:22,566 --> 01:32:25,366
胖的呦这么帅啊

1754
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:35,366
那这个鲨鱼头是用来排泄的吗

1755
01:32:38,250 --> 01:32:39,566
那他从哪排泄

1756
01:32:43,483 --> 01:32:44,283
啊

1757
01:32:46,650 --> 01:32:48,766
那如果他吃了东西

1758
01:32:48,766 --> 01:32:50,999
那就是剩下4头排泄吗

1759
01:32:53,083 --> 01:32:53,883
啊

1760
01:33:01,933 --> 01:33:02,733
嗯

1761
01:33:04,366 --> 01:33:06,683
鲨鱼用皮肤排泄吗真的吗

1762
01:33:09,050 --> 01:33:10,450
and we're almost bankrupt anyway

1763
01:33:10,450 --> 01:33:12,600
but i can't go to jail over this真的吗

1764
01:33:12,850 --> 01:33:15,766
look just do your job find out

1765
01:33:16,283 --> 01:33:19,766
他拉大便也是用皮肤排气吗弄枪吗

1766
01:33:21,650 --> 01:33:22,450
hey guys

1767
01:33:24,166 --> 01:33:26,599
啊这女生发质好好哦

1768
01:33:26,683 --> 01:33:27,733
i mean guys

1769
01:33:29,883 --> 01:33:30,999
i think you've killed it

1770
01:33:32,283 --> 01:33:33,533
i mean there's no way

1771
01:33:33,533 --> 01:33:35,649
anything can survive a heart point in the heart right

1772
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:38,566
so i don't have to shut down any public bitches right

1773
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:41,050
till i see a carcass i ain't buying it

1774
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:44,083
yeah a normal size shark GT GT about

1775
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:44,533
11 times

1776
01:33:44,533 --> 01:33:45,283
a food a year

1777
01:33:45,283 --> 01:33:47,533
and whatever that was it was at least three times

1778
01:33:47,533 --> 01:33:49,083
the size of a normal shark so

1779
01:33:49,966 --> 01:33:52,683
if it's still alive it's gonna kill again and soon

1780
01:33:54,883 --> 01:33:56,333
会打喷阵子呀我也觉得

1781
01:33:56,333 --> 01:33:58,683
have the people in this island work in the ocean

1782
01:33:59,050 --> 01:34:01,000
and the other half are here for vacation

1783
01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:04,133
so that's it that's it it's over

1784
01:34:05,133 --> 01:34:05,933
look

1785
01:34:06,166 --> 01:34:10,599
i'm sorry about your friends okay go home rest he's right

1786
01:34:12,366 --> 01:34:15,049
let's all take a week off go home and rest

1787
01:34:15,933 --> 01:34:17,399
you're such a horrible person

1788
01:34:17,650 --> 01:34:20,050
we should have never got back out there oh

1789
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:22,450
now this is all my fault yeah

1790
01:34:22,650 --> 01:34:23,533
it is

1791
01:34:23,850 --> 01:34:25,133
whose else would it be

1792
01:34:25,850 --> 01:34:28,483
two of our teams dead Sean died

1793
01:34:29,283 --> 01:34:30,199
and then we were

1794
01:34:30,366 --> 01:34:33,566
crazy enough to go back out there and now louisi's dead

1795
01:34:33,566 --> 01:34:35,683
你们还会带你去的我感觉

1796
01:34:35,683 --> 01:34:37,366
she'd been more careful she'd be here now

1797
01:34:38,800 --> 01:34:40,083
you forced us

1798
01:34:40,533 --> 01:34:43,999
please you guys wanted this shark as much as i did

1799
01:34:44,366 --> 01:34:46,399
to name it after your time填充在椅子上

1800
01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:48,933
你说谁呀我以为你说我呢我还真是

1801
01:34:50,333 --> 01:34:51,999
you just wanted a payday

1802
01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:55,083
plain and simple you killed Shawn and hey

1803
01:34:55,083 --> 01:34:57,049
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

1804
01:34:58,450 --> 01:34:59,800
knock it off right

1805
01:35:00,850 --> 01:35:01,966
both you guys

1806
01:35:02,683 --> 01:35:05,283
now listen i know that your friends are dead

1807
01:35:05,283 --> 01:35:07,049
both of them are sorry about that

1808
01:35:07,083 --> 01:35:09,366
there's nothing we can do about that now and fighting about

1809
01:35:09,366 --> 01:35:11,483
it's not gonna do anybody any good is it

1810
01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:15,799
男生也会那个抱着膝盖坐在椅子上啊

1811
01:35:17,733 --> 01:35:19,933
好少女的画面难以想象

1812
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:21,800
呜哎呦

1813
01:35:31,850 --> 01:35:32,650
哦哇

1814
01:35:33,050 --> 01:35:33,850
哦

1815
01:35:35,250 --> 01:35:35,850
good news

1816
01:35:35,850 --> 01:35:36,883
guys we have

1817
01:35:36,883 --> 01:35:37,849
真会呀

1818
01:35:38,883 --> 01:35:41,766
this year surplastic has been killed

1819
01:35:41,766 --> 01:35:44,199
and as you can see因为我感觉这个动作

1820
01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:45,283
太少女了

1821
01:35:46,333 --> 01:35:48,533
for the action he's just about to begin

1822
01:35:48,650 --> 01:35:51,166
at the tenth annual serve classic

1823
01:35:51,450 --> 01:35:54,683
and by my side i have a very special guest

1824
01:35:54,733 --> 01:35:57,249
he's one of what a rico's hottest musician

1825
01:35:57,250 --> 01:35:58,333
and a great guy

1826
01:35:58,450 --> 01:36:00,200
dj cinsuela

1827
01:36:01,283 --> 01:36:02,249
how are you doing today

1828
01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:03,883
PJ i'm doing just fine

1829
01:36:03,883 --> 01:36:05,166
it's a great days

1830
01:36:05,250 --> 01:36:07,366
great waves great surfers head out here

1831
01:36:07,366 --> 01:36:08,166
man

1832
01:36:08,366 --> 01:36:11,683
nice it's going to be performing live here at Zaya

1833
01:36:15,366 --> 01:36:17,849
不是啊这个鳝鱼他可以靠海的吗

1834
01:36:17,850 --> 01:36:19,850
他不会被搁浅吗

1835
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:22,600
get out of the water get out of the water

1836
01:36:22,683 --> 01:36:25,283
and gentlemen there seems to be something in the water

1837
01:36:26,450 --> 01:36:27,650
get out of the water

1838
01:36:30,650 --> 01:36:32,333
啊啊

1839
01:36:40,533 --> 01:36:41,333
哦买噶

1840
01:36:50,133 --> 01:36:51,049
看一下

1841
01:36:55,966 --> 01:36:58,399
我正觉他这个做的太搞笑了

1842
01:36:58,400 --> 01:36:59,600
这不就是个

1843
01:36:59,933 --> 01:37:01,966
5个短短圆圆的个

1844
01:37:02,133 --> 01:37:04,199
4个短短圆圆的指头吗

1845
01:37:07,733 --> 01:37:08,933
手套买的

1846
01:37:12,166 --> 01:37:13,683
there's been another shark attack

1847
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:15,600
what

1848
01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:16,050
at blood

1849
01:37:16,050 --> 01:37:17,850
Albionis had the surf competition

1850
01:37:21,083 --> 01:37:21,883
damn it

1851
01:37:24,133 --> 01:37:26,766
就只有他们这个地方只有这两个警察

1852
01:37:26,766 --> 01:37:27,566
我感觉

1853
01:37:31,133 --> 01:37:34,049
只有他们两个警察没别的警察了是吧

1854
01:37:44,450 --> 01:37:45,600
哈哈哈

1855
01:37:56,250 --> 01:37:57,533
what happened it

1856
01:37:57,533 --> 01:38:00,533
wasn't early i've never seen anything like this

1857
01:38:00,966 --> 01:38:05,766
this shark it has like five heads maybe six i couldn't tell

1858
01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:08,883
it attacked the whole line up there was blood

1859
01:38:08,883 --> 01:38:10,333
everywhere it was horrible

1860
01:38:10,483 --> 01:38:12,849
i was still looking for my partner he went in

1861
01:38:14,250 --> 01:38:17,850
我不知道this is a disaster我我有点脸盲

1862
01:38:18,533 --> 01:38:19,733
how's it looking out there

1863
01:38:20,933 --> 01:38:21,883
不知道谁吃

1864
01:38:26,366 --> 01:38:28,933
鲨鱼怎么可能会去海边啊

1865
01:38:32,450 --> 01:38:33,250
鲨

1866
01:38:33,333 --> 01:38:38,199
鱼仔猫会去海边的

1867
01:38:41,083 --> 01:38:42,883
他们没看着着吧

1868
01:38:43,450 --> 01:38:44,683
we're under an attack

1869
01:38:44,683 --> 01:38:47,249
from the most amazing scientific discovery of our lifetime

1870
01:38:47,250 --> 01:38:48,850
and you're showing us dolphins

1871
01:38:49,650 --> 01:38:51,400
just watch i think i found something

1872
01:38:59,200 --> 01:39:00,283
what do they see

1873
01:39:01,166 --> 01:39:03,399
we observe this behavior when a pot of dolphins came

1874
01:39:03,400 --> 01:39:04,733
into contact with a great white

1875
01:39:04,933 --> 01:39:06,449
they were able to manipulate it

1876
01:39:07,450 --> 01:39:10,283
too bad we didn't bring a pot a train dolphins with us

1877
01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:13,483
yeah but we have the next best thing instead

1878
01:39:14,733 --> 01:39:15,766
we have speakers

1879
01:39:17,483 --> 01:39:19,599
so you're saying that we're gonna use the dolphin

1880
01:39:19,600 --> 01:39:21,133
sound to scare the shark

1881
01:39:21,683 --> 01:39:23,049
hang on a second she's right

1882
01:39:23,333 --> 01:39:26,199
sharks hate dolphins they might look cute

1883
01:39:26,366 --> 01:39:27,933
but you don't want to piss them off

1884
01:39:28,166 --> 01:39:30,766
so you're saying we lay a speaker line right to isolate them

1885
01:39:31,533 --> 01:39:32,683
show you where we do it

1886
01:39:37,366 --> 01:39:39,733
all right so we're Gonna use the bathematry along the coastline

1887
01:39:39,733 --> 01:39:40,566
right here okay

1888
01:39:40,566 --> 01:39:42,966
we're Gonna lay a speaker line we put the bait here

1889
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:44,766
we rig it with explosion我投个海豚

1890
01:39:44,766 --> 01:39:45,966
不可能吧

1891
01:39:46,283 --> 01:39:47,766
we eliminated completely

1892
01:39:48,283 --> 01:39:50,133
yeah but i don't have that much explosives well

1893
01:39:50,133 --> 01:39:52,599
i guys a couple handmades on the boat you got anything yeah

1894
01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:55,000
i have done i might i still got twenty grand

1895
01:39:55,000 --> 01:39:56,133
we bring it in alive

1896
01:39:56,966 --> 01:39:58,533
怎么小岛上就只有这么

1897
01:39:58,566 --> 01:39:59,999
这个办公室里的几个人

1898
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:02,283
负几个人负责这件事情

1899
01:40:02,683 --> 01:40:03,999
well this should be fun

1900
01:40:04,166 --> 01:40:06,999
so we isolate the shark and then

1901
01:40:07,650 --> 01:40:08,800
Blamon right

1902
01:40:09,366 --> 01:40:11,199
you got it kid ready to go

1903
01:40:12,166 --> 01:40:13,649
anybody ready to go kill a shark

1904
01:40:15,850 --> 01:40:16,850
for Shawn and Lindsay 

1905
01:40:17,483 --> 01:40:19,683
为什么是他们几个负责

1906
01:40:20,650 --> 01:40:22,166
警察呢

1907
01:40:22,450 --> 01:40:24,133
他警察呢

1908
01:40:25,566 --> 01:40:26,849
for Shawn and Lindsay

1909
01:40:35,650 --> 01:40:37,366
i have this right here

1910
01:40:38,050 --> 01:40:41,333
okay so once we find this shark i'm gonna circle around it

1911
01:40:41,450 --> 01:40:44,050
i'm gonna use a sound to lit it toward the abandoned ship

1912
01:40:44,333 --> 01:40:45,649
okay i'm Gonna take the bait in the charge

1913
01:40:45,650 --> 01:40:47,250
and i'm Gonna put them over here on the west side

1914
01:40:47,250 --> 01:40:48,883
and that's Gonna create our net别管

1915
01:40:48,883 --> 01:40:50,766
导演的心思已经花

1916
01:40:50,966 --> 01:40:52,333
导演的心思花在

1917
01:40:52,333 --> 01:40:54,533
那个女演员该穿什么比基尼

1918
01:40:54,766 --> 01:40:55,566
上面了

1919
01:40:56,166 --> 01:40:58,366
没心情想你的逻辑

1920
01:40:58,650 --> 01:41:00,566
my team is on okay let's go all right

1921
01:41:00,566 --> 01:41:01,366
let's do it

1922
01:41:01,966 --> 01:41:03,166
it makes both of us

1923
01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:04,366
oh

1924
01:41:04,366 --> 01:41:06,399
just you weigh your little whipper snapper

1925
01:41:06,483 --> 01:41:08,683
hey come on let's go we got a fish to catch

1926
01:41:13,533 --> 01:41:15,249
越穿越少而且

1927
01:41:25,133 --> 01:41:26,966
啊鲨鱼吃鲨鱼啊

1928
01:41:29,800 --> 01:41:31,000
我不太喜欢他们的

1929
01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:32,683
太那个啥平铺直序了

1930
01:41:32,683 --> 01:41:34,533
我喜欢有点花哨的

1931
01:41:34,650 --> 01:41:36,966
他们的太传统比基尼了

1932
01:41:37,250 --> 01:41:38,283
就只有个颜色

1933
01:41:38,283 --> 01:41:40,883
然后三点式我不是很喜欢

1934
01:41:42,366 --> 01:41:43,366
我喜欢要吗

1935
01:41:43,366 --> 01:41:44,649
再可爱一点的

1936
01:41:48,166 --> 01:41:50,599
不喜欢这么经典传统的

1937
01:41:54,366 --> 01:41:56,533
你们有那个啥夏日泳装

1938
01:41:56,533 --> 01:41:57,849
发布没看

1939
01:41:58,166 --> 01:42:01,533
看的还少吗别在这装啊are we signed for yet

1940
01:42:01,733 --> 01:42:03,049
not yet啊开始

1941
01:42:03,883 --> 01:42:06,649
the sonar should start picking it up in a couple of miles

1942
01:42:07,533 --> 01:42:08,933
种我感觉吧

1943
01:42:12,650 --> 01:42:14,766
嗨呀你们看的还少吗别装

1944
01:42:14,766 --> 01:42:15,566
别装

1945
01:42:15,566 --> 01:42:16,366
啊

1946
01:42:16,566 --> 01:42:17,366
看的还少吗

1947
01:42:17,366 --> 01:42:18,333
别装别装

1948
01:42:22,166 --> 01:42:24,683
就是有夏日泳装差不多的事好吧

1949
01:42:24,883 --> 01:42:27,566
i know we're not out here for what you paid me for but

1950
01:42:28,483 --> 01:42:30,483
whatever you're planning on doing with that shark

1951
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:32,533
it ain't worth it

1952
01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:33,283
哎等一下

1953
01:42:33,283 --> 01:42:35,399
我想我想刚才想说个什么来着

1954
01:42:35,566 --> 01:42:36,566
你们觉得这个

1955
01:42:37,050 --> 01:42:37,800
算账不太好

1956
01:42:37,800 --> 01:42:38,600
我们就讨论一下

1957
01:42:38,600 --> 01:42:40,850
你们觉得这个是a还是b还是c

1958
01:42:42,483 --> 01:42:43,483
怎么游泳装吗

1959
01:42:43,483 --> 01:42:46,483
没有我都不会游泳呢这小的时候有

1960
01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:48,533
doing that shark

1961
01:42:48,533 --> 01:42:49,999
不要停留太久时间

1962
01:42:50,766 --> 01:42:51,566
啊

1963
01:42:54,366 --> 01:42:55,966
那咱俩先唱糖糖一下

1964
01:43:01,650 --> 01:43:02,450
嗯

1965
01:43:05,333 --> 01:43:06,366
啊我就是问一下

1966
01:43:06,366 --> 01:43:08,283
我看男生到底那个不那个

1967
01:43:08,283 --> 01:43:09,849
我就看你们到底懂不懂啊

1968
01:43:11,050 --> 01:43:14,083
怎么不是黑啊怎么不是黑别尬黑

1969
01:43:16,483 --> 01:43:18,166
啊还有没有别的意见的

1970
01:43:19,250 --> 01:43:22,333
哎这肯定他这个肯定不是a啊我觉得

1971
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:25,600
get them girl

1972
01:43:25,600 --> 01:43:27,850
这还a啊你懂不懂什么叫a啊

1973
01:43:28,366 --> 01:43:30,849
sounds good i'm gonna go get the speakers ready yeah

1974
01:43:31,133 --> 01:43:31,933
get them girl

1975
01:43:35,850 --> 01:43:36,650
hey

1976
01:43:37,083 --> 01:43:38,849
listen man b版应该是b

1977
01:43:38,883 --> 01:43:40,849
i know we're not out here for what you所以说b

1978
01:43:40,850 --> 01:43:41,366
不行啊

1979
01:43:41,366 --> 01:43:42,166
大家

1980
01:43:42,933 --> 01:43:44,566
那么是b要么是谁

1981
01:43:45,883 --> 01:43:46,649
b不行啊

1982
01:43:46,650 --> 01:43:49,733
所以说主播再陈述一下这个观点啊

1983
01:43:49,766 --> 01:43:51,166
p不行you're right

1984
01:43:51,850 --> 01:43:55,450
it's already killed too many people it's the right thing to do

1985
01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:56,600
the right thing to

1986
01:43:56,600 --> 01:43:58,933
do would be to not put your employees in danger

1987
01:44:00,050 --> 01:44:00,850
i know

1988
01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:03,050
i can't take back what's happening

1989
01:44:06,400 --> 01:44:07,200
we're good

1990
01:44:10,133 --> 01:44:10,933
really

1991
01:44:11,050 --> 01:44:12,083
i'm sorry

1992
01:44:13,200 --> 01:44:14,133
you should be

1993
01:44:16,933 --> 01:44:19,683
Alright guys enough of this we got a shark to kill

1994
01:44:22,400 --> 01:44:24,566
hey我估计大多数女孩子都是逼

1995
01:44:24,566 --> 01:44:25,733
那男孩子呢

1996
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:33,933
b c都是正常地上才算大那你的呢

1997
01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:36,766
你是正常还是good kid

1998
01:44:37,533 --> 01:44:38,883
she was my best friend

1999
01:44:39,850 --> 01:44:40,650
two

2000
01:44:42,366 --> 01:44:43,166
sorry

2001
01:44:43,450 --> 01:44:45,483
have you ever lost someone to a shark

2002
01:44:45,850 --> 01:44:48,733
Oof yeah yep spear fishing

2003
01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:52,283
back in 1997 and Elminio your yellowtailer running

2004
01:44:53,450 --> 01:44:55,766
and we're diving down in the kelp bed

2005
01:44:56,650 --> 01:44:58,850
but he got a nice sized yellow on there and

2006
01:45:00,333 --> 01:45:01,766
kept wrapped up in the kelp

2007
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:04,200
time i got to him he was going

2008
01:45:06,083 --> 01:45:07,599
shark took his leg off

2009
01:45:08,883 --> 01:45:09,733
bled out

2010
01:45:11,733 --> 01:45:13,083
so about the end of that

2011
01:45:14,650 --> 01:45:17,133
so sorry that's terrible

2012
01:45:17,450 --> 01:45:19,800
you know the ocean is teaches

2013
01:45:19,883 --> 01:45:21,483
a lot of things about ourselves

2014
01:45:21,533 --> 01:45:22,966
哎我都没认真听啊

2015
01:45:23,483 --> 01:45:26,249
那考虑他说这个他缠腰上这个

2016
01:45:27,133 --> 01:45:28,199
有点好笑

2017
01:45:29,133 --> 01:45:31,733
foreheaded shark never heard of such a thing

2018
01:45:33,250 --> 01:45:36,333
yeah这女生长得还挺漂亮的she's out there

2019
01:45:36,483 --> 01:45:37,283
together

2020
01:45:38,050 --> 01:45:38,850
i hope so

2021
01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:39,966
promise you

2022
01:45:49,400 --> 01:45:50,200
嗯

2023
01:45:54,766 --> 01:45:56,199
any sign in that shark yet

2024
01:45:56,566 --> 01:45:57,449
not yet

2025
01:45:57,683 --> 01:45:58,366
没瞧不起

2026
01:45:58,366 --> 01:46:01,483
我是对大家有一个真实一点的判断啊

2027
01:46:02,050 --> 01:46:03,600
虽然饼干碎

2028
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:05,533
跟饼干碎关系很好

2029
01:46:05,533 --> 01:46:07,799
但是也不能那个什么盲目的

2030
01:46:07,850 --> 01:46:09,333
带太多滤镜啊

2031
01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:11,883
这是漂亮了呃

2032
01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:13,400
在这个片子里漂亮吧

2033
01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:14,050
我就我在

2034
01:46:14,050 --> 01:46:16,166
我在我的审美里也不算很漂亮

2035
01:46:19,333 --> 01:46:20,133
huh

2036
01:46:26,483 --> 01:46:27,283
huh

2037
01:46:36,200 --> 01:46:37,683
speaker hold up underwater

2038
01:46:40,200 --> 01:46:41,333
supposed to be waterproof

2039
01:46:41,333 --> 01:46:44,399
but just in case i put them all in waterproof dive backs

2040
01:46:46,050 --> 01:46:48,400
captain Sterling has one on the new special as well

2041
01:46:48,733 --> 01:46:50,599
yeah his special has a building speaker

2042
01:46:52,933 --> 01:46:54,483
no i'm sorry

2043
01:46:54,533 --> 01:46:56,283
不我师妹比谁比较漂亮吗

2044
01:46:56,283 --> 01:46:57,733
i know all this is my fault

2045
01:46:57,883 --> 01:46:58,449
这个

2046
01:46:58,450 --> 01:46:59,533
这个这个

2047
01:46:59,733 --> 01:47:02,283
这个天里面没有很漂亮的我觉得

2048
01:47:02,483 --> 01:47:05,283
we're all on the same team so what we can do now is just

2049
01:47:05,850 --> 01:47:07,000
try to make it better

2050
01:47:09,083 --> 01:47:09,883
try

2051
01:47:10,133 --> 01:47:12,483
他们估计也不是什么专业演员吧

2052
01:47:12,483 --> 01:47:14,483
没有很漂亮也是很正常的

2053
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:20,000
yeah

2054
01:47:23,800 --> 01:47:24,683
i repeat

2055
01:47:25,133 --> 01:47:27,599
a one confirmation of the mandatory shut down

2056
01:47:27,600 --> 01:47:28,850
of whole coastal traffic

2057
01:47:28,850 --> 01:47:29,683
and all the beaches

2058
01:47:29,683 --> 01:47:32,166
start to remain and lock down can you confirm this

2059
01:47:32,166 --> 01:47:33,199
yeah copy that

2060
01:47:34,083 --> 01:47:35,449
没有啊没有啊

2061
01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:39,450
are you baby

2062
01:47:40,250 --> 01:47:41,400
you think this old work

2063
01:47:42,050 --> 01:47:43,000
i hope so

2064
01:47:50,483 --> 01:47:51,849
嘿是我吗

2065
01:47:57,733 --> 01:47:58,649
they off here

2066
01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:00,333
any signs of the shark

2067
01:48:00,850 --> 01:48:02,966
we're almost set here we got one more boolean

2068
01:48:02,966 --> 01:48:04,483
we gotta put the bait in more good

2069
01:48:05,766 --> 01:48:08,283
okay copy that let me know there's any sightings

2070
01:48:08,283 --> 01:48:09,483
copy that over

2071
01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:13,850
哇这个女的肩膀好宽呢我操

2072
01:48:14,083 --> 01:48:17,049
我感觉她这个肩宽比一些男生还宽了

2073
01:48:17,050 --> 01:48:18,566
你们肩膀有这么宽吧

2074
01:48:18,566 --> 01:48:21,166
说说实话你们肩膀都没这么宽吧

2075
01:48:21,533 --> 01:48:23,199
对吧对不对

2076
01:48:24,333 --> 01:48:26,049
up into the mouth the inlet right here

2077
01:48:27,650 --> 01:48:29,766
this is Gonna work now's the time okay

2078
01:48:29,766 --> 01:48:32,933
这种到底是天生的还是练练的那么快

2079
01:48:35,600 --> 01:48:38,000
真的你们绝对没有他们的肩膀宽

2080
01:48:38,650 --> 01:48:40,850
很多男生肩膀不是很宽的

2081
01:48:43,200 --> 01:48:44,000
嗯

2082
01:48:50,533 --> 01:48:50,799
okay

2083
01:48:50,800 --> 01:48:53,166
that should do我以前打死你还是夸张啊

2084
01:48:54,650 --> 01:48:56,250
not the Nicest that sounds is it

2085
01:48:56,683 --> 01:48:58,199
no wonder sharks hate it

2086
01:48:59,333 --> 01:49:00,766
Alright this

2087
01:49:01,133 --> 01:49:04,533
should draw the shark directly into the inlet right

2088
01:49:04,533 --> 01:49:05,733
where we wanted to go

2089
01:49:07,050 --> 01:49:08,933
okay that's it

2090
01:49:10,050 --> 01:49:10,800
哈哈

2091
01:49:10,800 --> 01:49:12,000
好公立的画面

2092
01:49:27,883 --> 01:49:28,966
there she is

2093
01:49:29,483 --> 01:49:30,799
it looks like it's just

2094
01:49:31,083 --> 01:49:31,883
twisted

2095
01:49:33,483 --> 01:49:35,483
dolphin noises keeping it from the coast

2096
01:49:35,483 --> 01:49:36,966
but it's just going the wrong way

2097
01:49:38,000 --> 01:49:40,650
let's circle around and cut it off right here

2098
01:49:41,000 --> 01:49:41,800
right

2099
01:49:42,883 --> 01:49:43,933
sounds like a plan

2100
01:49:57,333 --> 01:49:59,449
yeah this is it right here okay

2101
01:49:59,733 --> 01:50:03,366
yeah let's go time kid lay that boy line let's go got it

2102
01:50:06,200 --> 01:50:06,650
这个

2103
01:50:06,650 --> 01:50:09,450
这个这个这个电影他只吸引

2104
01:50:09,883 --> 01:50:12,649
男性观众他不吸引女性观众吗

2105
01:50:12,650 --> 01:50:15,566
他们为什么不做一点这方面的努力呢

2106
01:50:22,566 --> 01:50:23,883
好长的睫毛

2107
01:50:28,933 --> 01:50:30,333
hey Kate want to give me a hand

2108
01:50:32,683 --> 01:50:33,999
那我不是在吐槽吗

2109
01:50:34,000 --> 01:50:35,966
我没有看到津津有味啊

2110
01:50:36,650 --> 01:50:37,966
i can't do this

2111
01:50:40,683 --> 01:50:41,966
who's my best friend

2112
01:50:43,450 --> 01:50:45,650
i'm mister too but we have to keep going i mean

2113
01:50:47,050 --> 01:50:49,050
the only thing that we can do is just keep going

2114
01:50:50,083 --> 01:50:51,399
有没有可能不吸引男性观众

2115
01:50:51,400 --> 01:50:52,483
那可能没吸引到你

2116
01:50:52,483 --> 01:50:55,133
那是我们直播间90%的男性观众

2117
01:50:55,133 --> 01:50:56,766
确实被吸引到了哦

2118
01:51:00,533 --> 01:51:01,333
okay

2119
01:51:01,483 --> 01:51:02,249
huh

2120
01:51:02,250 --> 01:51:03,166
let's do this

2121
01:51:03,166 --> 01:51:04,766
确实有点像低配的艾玛

2122
01:51:05,650 --> 01:51:06,566
all right let's go

2123
01:51:13,450 --> 01:51:14,933
不是全是猛男啊

2124
01:51:14,933 --> 01:51:18,449
这是俊男美女呗个个性个的

2125
01:51:19,283 --> 01:51:21,049
美女性那个啥

2126
01:51:23,566 --> 01:51:27,483
呃美女信大家然后帅哥

2127
01:51:28,250 --> 01:51:31,250
肌肉帅哥信一下那个什么

2128
01:51:35,166 --> 01:51:36,799
where is it i don't know

2129
01:51:44,050 --> 01:51:47,800
okay there he is let's put that paid up and roll in guys

2130
01:51:50,883 --> 01:51:51,849
what is that

2131
01:51:52,333 --> 01:51:53,883
oh mammal fat

2132
01:51:54,283 --> 01:51:54,883
tracks a sharp

2133
01:51:54,883 --> 01:51:56,649
我觉这个女生应该还是有c的

2134
01:51:56,650 --> 01:51:57,933
应该还是不会是b

2135
01:51:58,883 --> 01:52:00,283
误判了误判了

2136
01:52:00,533 --> 01:52:01,333
all right

2137
01:52:01,366 --> 01:52:02,683
here give me that what's that

2138
01:52:03,650 --> 01:52:05,600
these are depth charges

2139
01:52:06,450 --> 01:52:08,483
oh look out oh and another one

2140
01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:09,400
don't worry

2141
01:52:09,400 --> 01:52:12,050
don't go off until 20 feet after the shark eat some

2142
01:52:15,133 --> 01:52:16,599
it's just seriously gonna work

2143
01:52:17,450 --> 01:52:18,366
is it gonna work

2144
01:52:18,366 --> 01:52:22,683
 OK OK说说说说了不太不要讨论这些了

2145
01:52:22,683 --> 01:52:23,766
不太好不太好

2146
01:52:23,883 --> 01:52:25,166
not good not good

2147
01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:26,683
这你看这个男的

2148
01:52:26,683 --> 01:52:28,533
我就说他有锻炼过你

2149
01:52:28,533 --> 01:52:29,199
你哇

2150
01:52:29,200 --> 01:52:31,733
你看他这个肌肉怎么可能没锻炼过

2151
01:52:36,533 --> 01:52:37,966
像这种只有程度的话

2152
01:52:37,966 --> 01:52:40,483
就90%的女生都会喜欢吧

2153
01:52:42,850 --> 01:52:44,083
is this seriously gonna work

2154
01:52:45,200 --> 01:52:46,450
is it gonna work

2155
01:52:46,683 --> 01:52:48,766
the only other alternative is live bait

2156
01:52:49,333 --> 01:52:49,999
wanna try it no

2157
01:52:50,000 --> 01:52:52,050
no no no that's something

2158
01:52:52,566 --> 01:52:53,999
that's what i thought huh

2159
01:52:54,250 --> 01:52:55,766
all right you know there we go

2160
01:52:57,333 --> 01:52:59,683
ready grab that yeah

2161
01:52:59,683 --> 01:53:01,966
okay i'll grab the ankle line please thank you

2162
01:53:08,933 --> 01:53:11,049
爸爸爸爸爸爸爸爸

2163
01:53:13,800 --> 01:53:14,933
纯讨论身材啊

2164
01:53:14,933 --> 01:53:16,366
没没没讨论别的什么

2165
01:53:16,366 --> 01:53:19,399
猴子财迷我也知道maybe the sonar tag fell off

2166
01:53:19,883 --> 01:53:21,483
it was just on the screen

2167
01:53:25,250 --> 01:53:28,333
maybe we should turn on the dolphin sounds no no no no

2168
01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:30,166
no it needs to be on the east side of us

2169
01:53:30,166 --> 01:53:32,883
so we can drive it toward the inlet come on

2170
01:53:33,283 --> 01:53:34,083
come on

2171
01:53:37,933 --> 01:53:39,733
i can't see it do you have anything

2172
01:53:41,566 --> 01:53:42,733
no no no it's not here

2173
01:53:49,000 --> 01:53:52,250
啊他眼睛这么圆乎的吗感觉还挺可爱

2174
01:54:03,450 --> 01:54:04,366
你要看维密吗

2175
01:54:04,366 --> 01:54:06,083
现在不是都没有维密了吗

2176
01:54:19,450 --> 01:54:21,650
真有你的你不死谁死啊

2177
01:54:21,650 --> 01:54:22,733
wait a second

2178
01:54:25,850 --> 01:54:26,800
do you have it

2179
01:54:26,966 --> 01:54:28,799
you see it no

2180
01:54:28,966 --> 01:54:29,566
i can't see it

2181
01:54:29,566 --> 01:54:30,449
it's not here

2182
01:54:32,566 --> 01:54:34,199
不是你那个船舱不是

2183
01:54:34,200 --> 01:54:35,733
那个不是透明的吗

2184
01:54:35,733 --> 01:54:36,166
你不你不

2185
01:54:36,166 --> 01:54:38,733
你不站在那上面看不是也能看到吗

2186
01:54:41,933 --> 01:54:42,999
there's nothing here

2187
01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:52,883
i'm getting something here

2188
01:55:03,850 --> 01:55:06,366
不是手枪这是最好的武器吗

2189
01:55:07,250 --> 01:55:09,883
为啥一直拿着个破手枪啊

2190
01:55:12,166 --> 01:55:13,966
我吃喵喵喵喵喵

2191
01:55:32,366 --> 01:55:33,166
哈哈

2192
01:55:34,533 --> 01:55:35,333
咳咳

2193
01:55:53,933 --> 01:55:55,166
他们就只有手枪

2194
01:55:55,166 --> 01:55:57,533
大家他们就只有两把手枪

2195
01:56:00,600 --> 01:56:01,450
没得没得

2196
01:56:03,650 --> 01:56:05,650
mayday mayday

2197
01:56:05,966 --> 01:56:07,366
my official from the chart

2198
01:56:07,850 --> 01:56:08,933
thoroughly where is he

2199
01:56:10,966 --> 01:56:12,083
he's right on me

2200
01:56:16,566 --> 01:56:17,366
oh

2201
01:56:43,200 --> 01:56:44,933
大家一枪打到

2202
01:56:45,400 --> 01:56:48,050
鲨鱼身上的话他应该还是会很痛吧

2203
01:56:48,050 --> 01:56:49,600
应该也不是刮痧吧

2204
01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:53,600
我不太了解鲨鱼的那个什么呃

2205
01:56:56,933 --> 01:56:58,133
啥呢这是

2206
01:56:59,766 --> 01:57:01,999
我操他金刚做的吗

2207
01:57:07,200 --> 01:57:10,133
真的是简易吗不可能吧手枪吗

2208
01:57:18,966 --> 01:57:20,399
火力不太行嘛 OK

2209
01:57:29,850 --> 01:57:32,483
咋的呀坏了完了

2210
01:57:36,850 --> 01:57:37,650
做不了

2211
01:57:38,933 --> 01:57:41,483
mainly please please没得没得

2212
01:57:41,483 --> 01:57:42,283
没得

2213
01:57:42,766 --> 01:57:43,566
can you hear me

2214
01:57:44,083 --> 01:57:45,566
stay calm stay calm all right

2215
01:57:45,566 --> 01:57:47,999
i need you to get the shark to swim toward me somehow

2216
01:57:48,966 --> 01:57:50,599
the shark be circling me now

2217
01:57:53,333 --> 01:57:54,883
wait till it gets east okay

2218
01:57:54,933 --> 01:57:57,683
when it gets east that's when you release the dolphin sounds

2219
01:58:01,533 --> 01:58:02,333
啥呀

2220
01:58:07,400 --> 01:58:08,200
哎呀

2221
01:58:15,650 --> 01:58:16,450
呀

2222
01:58:18,683 --> 01:58:20,733
就炸不到这个鲨鱼吗

2223
01:58:41,166 --> 01:58:43,449
那船人都不来救他的呀

2224
01:58:53,083 --> 01:58:55,733
哇这个人竟然还活下来了

2225
01:58:57,600 --> 01:58:59,450
话说有没有6头鲨鱼的电影

2226
01:58:59,450 --> 01:59:00,800
好像还真有啊

2227
01:59:03,150 --> 01:59:05,116
it worked it worked

2228
01:59:05,350 --> 01:59:09,400
he said in east now kill it kill it red Johnny all right over

2229
01:59:16,033 --> 01:59:16,949
你们觉得

2230
01:59:17,633 --> 01:59:19,866
他应该不该应不应该刮腋毛啊

2231
01:59:19,866 --> 01:59:21,666
刚才那个男的露出来好几次

2232
01:59:21,666 --> 01:59:23,349
我好几次都想说

2233
01:59:27,950 --> 01:59:30,200
有没有来这个待会再结束了再看看

2234
01:59:33,716 --> 01:59:33,866
hey

2235
01:59:33,866 --> 01:59:37,033
everybody on point it's coming our way to问号什么啊

2236
01:59:43,550 --> 01:59:44,600
不刮不犯法吗

2237
01:59:44,600 --> 01:59:47,316
那你们女朋友不刮腋毛也OK的吗

2238
01:59:49,000 --> 01:59:51,600
不是他那个镜头怼到那啊

2239
01:59:53,000 --> 01:59:54,916
the shark is coming right into the inlet

2240
01:59:55,516 --> 01:59:57,066
it must smell the black trail

2241
01:59:57,866 --> 01:59:59,833
我关热门了吗你管我

2242
02:00:00,200 --> 02:00:04,400
hey hey give me that teaser line out there let's go i i captain

2243
02:00:07,200 --> 02:00:07,433
Alright

2244
02:00:07,433 --> 02:00:09,599
listen let me know when you see anything we're all set here

2245
02:00:12,950 --> 02:00:15,833
我没啥腿毛啊我的腿毛基本上看不见

2246
02:00:15,833 --> 02:00:18,749
你不要把脸凑在我腿上看就看不见

2247
02:00:21,433 --> 02:00:22,316
wait red

2248
02:00:24,033 --> 02:00:25,916
the shark it stopped

2249
02:00:26,800 --> 02:00:27,750
还得思考

2250
02:00:30,600 --> 02:00:32,666
问问那我也没问你们呀

2251
02:00:33,266 --> 02:00:36,833
哈哈Chum line Kate go downstairs help him out okay

2252
02:00:36,833 --> 02:00:38,949
go downstairs get that Chum out there keep an eye on

2253
02:00:38,950 --> 02:00:40,350
let me know what you see okay

2254
02:00:44,200 --> 02:00:45,000
这个

2255
02:00:45,550 --> 02:00:48,400
分人啊这个刮不刮腋毛分人的就是

2256
02:00:48,666 --> 02:00:51,516
哈哈哈哈哈

2257
02:00:52,350 --> 02:00:53,866
镜头真的是

2258
02:00:56,516 --> 02:00:57,866
刚才要说啥来着

2259
02:00:58,116 --> 02:00:58,916
有的女生

2260
02:00:58,916 --> 02:01:01,266
她反而喜欢自己男朋友有腋毛

2261
02:01:01,266 --> 02:01:03,349
他觉得比较有男人味吧

2262
02:01:03,516 --> 02:01:05,516
那有的他他就喜欢刮掉

2263
02:01:05,516 --> 02:01:07,799
他觉得干净清爽一点没味

2264
02:01:11,266 --> 02:01:12,349
this isn't working

2265
02:01:13,916 --> 02:01:15,399
you mean it's not working

2266
02:01:16,550 --> 02:01:18,916
this is why they call it fishing not catching right

2267
02:01:20,200 --> 02:01:21,116
放回去在前面

2268
02:01:21,116 --> 02:01:23,149
我不想给你们看太近嗯了

2269
02:01:23,716 --> 02:01:25,116
anything on the monitor哈哈哈

2270
02:01:27,550 --> 02:01:30,233
下楼梯动作还有专不专业的吗

2271
02:01:30,950 --> 02:01:33,200
这下足控福利给你们倒回去看看吧

2272
02:01:35,916 --> 02:01:37,749
嗯是不是要0.5位数啊

2273
02:01:38,033 --> 02:01:39,949
那我就0.5位数给你们看看吧

2274
02:01:50,400 --> 02:01:52,266
how's this lion doing over here

2275
02:01:55,833 --> 02:01:57,399
this is part of the problem right here

2276
02:01:57,400 --> 02:01:58,550
this picks all the way back

2277
02:01:58,633 --> 02:02:02,666
it's quiet是谁呀是是谁呀我后来更正了

2278
02:02:04,433 --> 02:02:06,716
看主播现在的普通话更正

2279
02:02:06,866 --> 02:02:08,866
主播以前就是我以前更正了

2280
02:02:09,400 --> 02:02:10,200
主播现在

2281
02:02:10,266 --> 02:02:11,549
那什么后边

2282
02:02:12,000 --> 02:02:14,033
我跟你开玩笑哈

2283
02:02:14,950 --> 02:02:18,266
谁都再敢说我的普通话不行

2284
02:02:19,116 --> 02:02:20,866
嗑i'm not doing so well

2285
02:02:21,600 --> 02:02:25,233
no man relax break okay i'm Gonna catch a shark

2286
02:02:28,516 --> 02:02:29,199
why they call you

2287
02:02:29,200 --> 02:02:31,266
主播想看我对脚没什么兴趣

2288
02:02:31,266 --> 02:02:32,866
你们很有兴趣来着

2289
02:02:36,600 --> 02:02:38,116
really want to know why they call me red

2290
02:02:39,633 --> 02:02:40,549
spear fishing

2291
02:02:41,066 --> 02:02:42,999
我都我还想说一个事情来着

2292
02:02:43,000 --> 02:02:43,833
sail on the line

2293
02:02:45,550 --> 02:02:46,750
我经常那个什么

2294
02:02:46,866 --> 02:02:49,199
我想说他这个什么主播是二甲吗

2295
02:02:49,200 --> 02:02:51,350
主播差一咪咪差一咪咪啊

2296
02:02:51,516 --> 02:02:53,466
就是好像有男生就是喜欢

2297
02:02:53,466 --> 02:02:55,799
把这个就是斜方肌给练起来

2298
02:02:55,800 --> 02:02:56,600
你们是吗

2299
02:02:56,633 --> 02:02:57,949
但是好像很多

2300
02:02:58,150 --> 02:02:59,116
呃就是

2301
02:02:59,950 --> 02:03:02,233
那是有的又会觉得有这个斜方肌

2302
02:03:02,233 --> 02:03:03,999
感觉那个什么肥头大脑的

2303
02:03:04,000 --> 02:03:05,350
感觉平肩更好看

2304
02:03:05,350 --> 02:03:06,316
你们觉得呢

2305
02:03:07,000 --> 02:03:09,350
我好像男生有动作专门练斜方肌的

2306
02:03:09,350 --> 02:03:09,950
是吧

2307
02:03:09,950 --> 02:03:12,833
还是那个健身他就斜方肌一定会起来

2308
02:03:14,200 --> 02:03:14,866
哼

2309
02:03:14,866 --> 02:03:16,916
我觉得斜方肌太突然真的是不好看

2310
02:03:16,916 --> 02:03:19,349
因为显得你就是脖子很粗你知道吗

2311
02:03:19,350 --> 02:03:22,466
就整个人很笨重笨笨重重spear fishing

2312
02:03:23,266 --> 02:03:25,716
off the channel Islands got a yellowtail on the line

2313
02:03:25,833 --> 02:03:27,799
start reeling them in pulling them like this all of a

2314
02:03:27,800 --> 02:03:30,516
sudden boom back on my head i get hit by a hammerhead

2315
02:03:30,716 --> 02:03:33,149
pull out my dive knife而且斜方肌太多

2316
02:03:33,150 --> 02:03:36,033
显得很溜肩啊work my way back to the boat

2317
02:03:36,633 --> 02:03:39,716
crawl up i'm bleeding all over the place my scalps hanging off

2318
02:03:39,866 --> 02:03:42,233
你看他就是有点像溜肩一样

2319
02:03:42,633 --> 02:03:43,433
and they're like

2320
02:03:44,266 --> 02:03:45,266
what's up red

2321
02:03:48,000 --> 02:03:49,350
脖子太长了可以练练吗

2322
02:03:49,350 --> 02:03:51,266
那没那么多人脖子长的吧

2323
02:03:54,066 --> 02:03:56,149
而且一般来说脖子长是好事

2324
02:03:56,233 --> 02:03:57,749
显得你身材好

2325
02:04:00,833 --> 02:04:02,633
这不太好看我觉得不好看

2326
02:04:02,633 --> 02:04:05,066
显得整个人就是很溜肩

2327
02:04:11,633 --> 02:04:14,149
像呀老头怎么了

2328
02:04:14,150 --> 02:04:15,033
晕船了

2329
02:04:15,516 --> 02:04:18,316
像亚洲男生很多本来肩膀就不是很宽

2330
02:04:18,316 --> 02:04:19,399
然后你还练

2331
02:04:19,400 --> 02:04:20,633
把斜方肌练起来的话

2332
02:04:20,633 --> 02:04:22,433
感觉肩膀又更窄了

2333
02:04:23,033 --> 02:04:24,666
是不是会显得很壮啊

2334
02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:26,800
老头晕船了

2335
02:04:31,400 --> 02:04:33,266
没有啊但是你看他那个

2336
02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:35,666
刚才那个小壮

2337
02:04:35,666 --> 02:04:36,999
他就是那个啥

2338
02:04:38,400 --> 02:04:40,400
他就显得很很那个啥

2339
02:04:45,950 --> 02:04:46,750
huh

2340
02:04:49,116 --> 02:04:51,749
哎呀这还刻板印象oh my

2341
02:04:55,633 --> 02:04:56,799
这都不承认吗

2342
02:04:56,800 --> 02:05:01,000
那那亚洲男生身板铁没有那个什么

2343
02:05:01,233 --> 02:05:02,633
欧美人状啊

2344
02:05:07,350 --> 02:05:09,200
身高差距在那呢

2345
02:05:11,633 --> 02:05:16,116
what is it oh it's definitely there it's moving fast

2346
02:05:17,800 --> 02:05:18,600
快说

2347
02:05:19,233 --> 02:05:20,399
how fast

2348
02:05:21,200 --> 02:05:22,150
fairy

2349
02:05:24,233 --> 02:05:27,349
要跟人搞投诉世界第一吗挣钱的

2350
02:05:33,633 --> 02:05:35,033
i think it's circling us

2351
02:05:35,666 --> 02:05:37,749
circling us hold on

2352
02:05:43,466 --> 02:05:44,316
it's coming

2353
02:05:44,750 --> 02:05:47,466
all right guys let's go let's go let's go it's time to game on

2354
02:05:51,916 --> 02:05:55,066
i saw it there it is老头你马上要死

2355
02:05:56,516 --> 02:05:58,349
wait is that in is that our shark

2356
02:06:00,433 --> 02:06:02,433
look out you guys look out you guys coming through

2357
02:06:02,866 --> 02:06:03,716
that's the one

2358
02:06:05,750 --> 02:06:07,116
no we've only seen it spin

2359
02:06:12,750 --> 02:06:14,033
凭什么老头还死

2360
02:06:14,033 --> 02:06:16,799
啊这老头有意见是吧

2361
02:06:20,466 --> 02:06:21,266
now where to go

2362
02:06:33,716 --> 02:06:35,199
发生什么事了

2363
02:06:42,550 --> 02:06:45,400
啥吃了there it is there it is it just took it啊

2364
02:06:46,600 --> 02:06:49,350
他们为什么都不抓着钱传言啊

2365
02:06:54,200 --> 02:06:57,033
all right this is gonna be big you ready guys here we go in

2366
02:06:57,350 --> 02:07:00,200
three two one

2367
02:07:07,066 --> 02:07:09,033
啊结束了吗

2368
02:07:10,233 --> 02:07:11,399
我看还有几分钟啊

2369
02:07:16,916 --> 02:07:18,833
还有17分钟啊

2370
02:07:19,433 --> 02:07:20,949
没人死了吗就

2371
02:07:22,516 --> 02:07:23,316
guys

2372
02:07:23,550 --> 02:07:24,400
we killed it

2373
02:07:29,916 --> 02:07:30,633
we did it哎

2374
02:07:30,633 --> 02:07:31,516
这个红色

2375
02:07:31,516 --> 02:07:33,716
衣服的女生还有还有马甲线啊

2376
02:07:33,716 --> 02:07:35,999
牛啊他们俩成了

2377
02:07:42,633 --> 02:07:43,433
啊

2378
02:07:45,233 --> 02:07:46,949
炸错了guys

2379
02:07:48,000 --> 02:07:51,066
please help me just saw that主播当然没有了

2380
02:07:51,316 --> 02:07:53,666
我都不健身怎么可能会有呢

2381
02:07:53,833 --> 02:07:56,199
it's not dead do something

2382
02:08:03,716 --> 02:08:04,199
what the hell

2383
02:08:04,200 --> 02:08:06,466
do you think i'm doing i'm trying to get out of here

2384
02:08:09,350 --> 02:08:10,666
why are we moving

2385
02:08:11,516 --> 02:08:13,916
we got a problem we gotta took out the prop

2386
02:08:14,550 --> 02:08:15,916
so we're just sitting duck

2387
02:08:18,600 --> 02:08:20,866
他牙齿好白哦他牙齿比我白

2388
02:08:20,866 --> 02:08:23,266
我输了i think vessel assist right now GT

2389
02:08:24,950 --> 02:08:29,750
GT come in this is Gerland GT GT GT GT GT GT GT GT GT GT GT

2390
02:08:29,833 --> 02:08:31,949
GT GT we're in trouble out here we need some help

2391
02:08:32,266 --> 02:08:33,916
oh man that's one smart shark

2392
02:08:34,233 --> 02:08:36,149
it did the same to me hang in there Buddy

2393
02:08:36,400 --> 02:08:39,066
i'm doing all i can okay copy that

2394
02:08:46,750 --> 02:08:47,066
when

2395
02:08:47,066 --> 02:08:49,749
to get the hell out of here and now i他们牙齿都好

2396
02:08:49,750 --> 02:08:50,266
白哦

2397
02:08:50,266 --> 02:08:51,716
这个老头牙齿也这么白

2398
02:08:51,716 --> 02:08:53,399
他绝对是换的假牙

2399
02:08:53,466 --> 02:08:56,033
我不相信有人这么老了牙齿还这么白

2400
02:08:59,950 --> 02:09:02,316
we他们肯定都是那个什么

2401
02:09:02,750 --> 02:09:05,550
弄过的弄过什么东西的

2402
02:09:06,833 --> 02:09:09,833
正常人类的牙齿就是有一点点黄的

2403
02:09:10,433 --> 02:09:11,799
不可能不可能

2404
02:09:17,033 --> 02:09:19,516
这常人类的牙齿就是有一点点黄的

2405
02:09:19,516 --> 02:09:20,833
说实话

2406
02:09:23,750 --> 02:09:24,350
后期调了

2407
02:09:24,350 --> 02:09:27,466
我感觉这个这个这个电影没这个成本

2408
02:09:30,466 --> 02:09:32,549
对呀牙本质是黄色

2409
02:09:35,866 --> 02:09:38,399
他竟然敢跳下去他们俩是真爱

2410
02:09:46,666 --> 02:09:47,466
买噶

2411
02:09:50,833 --> 02:09:52,033
快跑

2412
02:09:56,266 --> 02:09:57,066
come on

2413
02:09:57,716 --> 02:09:59,599
we're much the master

2414
02:10:02,000 --> 02:10:02,800
come on

2415
02:10:03,200 --> 02:10:04,400
vary right again

2416
02:10:08,316 --> 02:10:10,466
我们不会游泳你想主播死是吧

2417
02:10:13,466 --> 02:10:14,433
哈哈小帅

2418
02:10:15,033 --> 02:10:17,799
跳的比他还哈哈

2419
02:10:21,266 --> 02:10:23,799
哎呀你们终于有道具了

2420
02:10:24,066 --> 02:10:26,633
see that i got it i killed that freaking shark

2421
02:10:33,866 --> 02:10:36,399
有没有可能吃太吃太饱了追不上人

2422
02:10:36,400 --> 02:10:37,550
老头马上快死了

2423
02:10:37,550 --> 02:10:39,116
老头太得意了

2424
02:10:41,600 --> 02:10:42,400
yeah

2425
02:10:44,516 --> 02:10:46,633
哈哈哈哈

2426
02:10:47,150 --> 02:10:49,433
这他怎么死这么好笑

2427
02:10:51,866 --> 02:10:52,666
啊快

2428
02:10:55,033 --> 02:10:55,833
啊

2429
02:10:56,716 --> 02:10:58,199
坐车死了

2430
02:11:30,750 --> 02:11:32,066
mayday mayday

2431
02:11:32,316 --> 02:11:34,266
i need a helicopter to the helit right oh

2432
02:11:35,750 --> 02:11:36,750
我咽口水了吗

2433
02:11:36,750 --> 02:11:37,666
我没有啊

2434
02:11:38,200 --> 02:11:39,833
we need searching rescue right away

2435
02:11:40,266 --> 02:11:41,349
you've copy that

2436
02:11:42,000 --> 02:11:44,600
copy spatching helicopter now

2437
02:11:45,600 --> 02:11:46,716
come in day off

2438
02:11:48,316 --> 02:11:49,949
thrilling's day off come in over

2439
02:11:50,233 --> 02:11:53,033
red and sending a holy考不考虑看鬼片

2440
02:11:53,033 --> 02:11:55,749
那我会很害怕的you'll be there Shawty

2441
02:11:56,433 --> 02:11:57,833
you're Gonna have to hold off the shark

2442
02:11:57,833 --> 02:12:00,466
人家会很害怕的

2443
02:12:01,350 --> 02:12:03,716
hey guys they're standing in the Chopper we gotta hold it off

2444
02:12:03,716 --> 02:12:04,866
啊小帅咽口水了

2445
02:12:04,866 --> 02:12:08,316
哈哈哈我以为你凑我咽口水呢

2446
02:12:12,750 --> 02:12:16,833
饼干碎比我还怕吧饼干碎屁都没有

2447
02:12:17,633 --> 02:12:18,666
国产更可怕

2448
02:12:18,666 --> 02:12:21,466
我小时候看那个什么林正英那种啊

2449
02:12:21,466 --> 02:12:24,266
给我吓得都不敢回家了

2450
02:12:25,400 --> 02:12:27,433
都不敢一个人走路回家了

2451
02:12:29,516 --> 02:12:31,066
又拿你这破枪

2452
02:12:35,633 --> 02:12:37,199
what about the Dolphin sounds

2453
02:12:37,866 --> 02:12:39,433
we don't have another speaker

2454
02:12:40,833 --> 02:12:43,349
你看吧大家就只会说水水泡泡

2455
02:12:44,666 --> 02:12:46,716
哦好怕哦

2456
02:12:49,833 --> 02:12:51,233
林正英不是喜剧吗

2457
02:12:51,233 --> 02:12:53,666
没有吧有的很可怕的

2458
02:12:54,466 --> 02:12:55,999
那种僵尸什么什么的

2459
02:12:56,000 --> 02:12:57,800
我真的觉得很吓人很吓人

2460
02:13:18,316 --> 02:13:19,433
it's coming back

2461
02:13:22,716 --> 02:13:27,033
on the count of three when i tell you fire we fire you ready on

2462
02:13:27,466 --> 02:13:31,116
here comes two three and fire

2463
02:13:48,866 --> 02:13:50,399
where do you guys see it

2464
02:13:50,800 --> 02:13:51,866
check this owner

2465
02:13:52,600 --> 02:13:53,666
i don't see it

2466
02:13:55,066 --> 02:13:57,433
咱们整个岛就只有那么几个炸弹

2467
02:13:57,516 --> 02:13:59,516
i shot it a few times maybe we killed it

2468
02:14:00,716 --> 02:14:01,999
i don't think a shark like this

2469
02:14:02,000 --> 02:14:04,116
Gonna be scared off by a couple of bullets

2470
02:14:06,633 --> 02:14:10,466
饿了we have visual confirmation on the day off going in

2471
02:14:13,666 --> 02:14:14,549
did he hear that

2472
02:14:17,466 --> 02:14:18,799
啊结束了吗

2473
02:14:19,716 --> 02:14:21,399
那怎么杀死鲨鱼

2474
02:14:21,400 --> 02:14:22,866
没有啊没有的吗

2475
02:14:31,033 --> 02:14:33,549
完了直升机不会没看到他们吧

2476
02:14:34,800 --> 02:14:36,150
哇哈哈

2477
02:14:38,433 --> 02:14:40,866
啊啊啊

2478
02:14:42,000 --> 02:14:43,066
等一下

2479
02:14:43,716 --> 02:14:44,516
怎么了

2480
02:14:46,033 --> 02:14:46,833
你

2481
02:14:50,266 --> 02:14:51,349
哈哈哈

2482
02:14:53,266 --> 02:14:56,633
我再看下这个电影啊3.9分没冤枉他

2483
02:14:56,633 --> 02:15:00,149
行all i see is something big it's probably the helicopter

2484
02:15:02,200 --> 02:15:04,316
等一下我再回去再看一下这个

2485
02:15:04,350 --> 02:15:06,550
惊胜害死的场面啊

2486
02:15:07,200 --> 02:15:07,466
you know

2487
02:15:07,466 --> 02:15:10,199
i think i shot it a few times maybe we killed it you know

2488
02:15:11,150 --> 02:15:12,400
i don't think a shark like this

2489
02:15:12,400 --> 02:15:14,550
gonna be scared off by a couple of bullets

2490
02:15:17,516 --> 02:15:20,866
we have visual confirmation on the day off going in

2491
02:15:24,116 --> 02:15:24,999
did he hear that

2492
02:15:27,316 --> 02:15:28,549
oh there it is

2493
02:15:49,066 --> 02:15:51,466
正常鲨鱼能跳这么高吗

2494
02:15:56,233 --> 02:15:57,149
that just happened

2495
02:15:57,716 --> 02:16:00,633
他们怎么怎么说服自己演下去的呢

2496
02:16:03,866 --> 02:16:04,666
what do you see

2497
02:16:05,233 --> 02:16:08,399
all i see is something big it's probably the helicopter

2498
02:16:16,433 --> 02:16:19,233
is it dead did the explosion kill it

2499
02:16:19,750 --> 02:16:20,666
i don't know

2500
02:16:21,316 --> 02:16:24,149
light up there's nothing on the monitors

2501
02:16:26,033 --> 02:16:27,066
maybe we got it

2502
02:16:30,350 --> 02:16:31,633
i highly doubt a kid

2503
02:16:32,200 --> 02:16:33,516
i highly doubt it

2504
02:16:37,150 --> 02:16:38,400
没死呢

2505
02:16:45,716 --> 02:16:48,349
Sterling this is a day off Sterling this is a day off come in

2506
02:16:48,350 --> 02:16:50,466
over Sterling here

2507
02:16:50,950 --> 02:16:54,116
the rescue helicopter arrived are you safe

2508
02:16:55,716 --> 02:16:56,799
yeah we're safe

2509
02:16:57,316 --> 02:16:58,349
sharks dead

2510
02:16:59,150 --> 02:17:00,516
he's a helicopter there

2511
02:17:01,833 --> 02:17:04,033
哦好饿unfortunately a chopper like that

2512
02:17:05,600 --> 02:17:07,866
看饿了sorry about that man over

2513
02:17:21,000 --> 02:17:24,116
啊烧烤肯定又进不来好烦呢

2514
02:17:24,316 --> 02:17:25,916
red come take a look at this

2515
02:17:29,633 --> 02:17:30,833
what's up what do we got

2516
02:17:35,033 --> 02:17:37,949
对海鲜没啥兴趣啊可是我

2517
02:17:42,400 --> 02:17:43,200
i knew it

2518
02:17:43,400 --> 02:17:46,550
so my gut was telling me what else do we have to kill this thing

2519
02:17:47,116 --> 02:17:49,399
i don't know i just got a couple of depth charges

2520
02:17:50,600 --> 02:17:53,550
that's it haha here we go

2521
02:17:56,116 --> 02:17:58,033
i tell you throw it in the water

2522
02:17:59,750 --> 02:18:02,466
不是他现在才想起来还有点生水炸弹

2523
02:18:03,866 --> 02:18:05,633
i'm Gonna kill a son of a Bitch

2524
02:18:06,033 --> 02:18:07,399
son of a Bitch

2525
02:18:07,400 --> 02:18:08,233
i'll tell you you start

2526
02:18:08,233 --> 02:18:10,399
Chum and Alright get ready you guys here we go

2527
02:18:13,466 --> 02:18:14,599
啊哈喽

2528
02:18:28,350 --> 02:18:29,150
哈哈哈

2529
02:18:30,666 --> 02:18:32,999
鉴定一下主播帮大家鉴定一下

2530
02:18:33,633 --> 02:18:36,033
他这个肋骨外翻好严重啊

2531
02:18:37,516 --> 02:18:40,266
原来他也没什么腹肌啊说实话

2532
02:18:42,116 --> 02:18:43,716
怪不得不怎么录呢

2533
02:18:46,600 --> 02:18:48,800
there he is throw it now Ram

2534
02:18:50,800 --> 02:18:52,433
继续歇一下啊

2535
02:18:59,716 --> 02:19:02,033
但是他这个手臂还是不错的

2536
02:19:03,066 --> 02:19:05,999
比这个小黑衣服的这个这个男生好啊

2537
02:19:08,716 --> 02:19:10,199
it's coming right at us

2538
02:19:12,116 --> 02:19:13,799
那官方很难练肌肉吗

2539
02:19:13,800 --> 02:19:14,916
腹肌吗是吗

2540
02:19:16,200 --> 02:19:18,000
yeah i see it right there

2541
02:19:20,866 --> 02:19:23,066
这个女生都比他练练的好呢

2542
02:19:30,600 --> 02:19:33,066
啊他这样看完全没啥胸肌啊

2543
02:19:34,950 --> 02:19:37,200
你想看也没啥胸肌其实

2544
02:19:45,116 --> 02:19:47,066
啊啊啊

2545
02:19:51,233 --> 02:19:53,466
哈哈哎呀

2546
02:19:55,350 --> 02:19:58,800
不是这个镜头也太好笑了吧这个

2547
02:20:16,400 --> 02:20:17,800
怎么没爆炸呢

2548
02:20:21,716 --> 02:20:22,516
怎么

2549
02:20:23,000 --> 02:20:24,666
怎么没爆炸呢

2550
02:20:26,033 --> 02:20:28,433
sewing away from us i'd say about 50 feet

2551
02:20:29,316 --> 02:20:30,633
i don't see red though

2552
02:20:35,716 --> 02:20:38,066
那个鲨鱼身上有一个那个什么

2553
02:20:38,800 --> 02:20:40,200
类似于GPS

2554
02:20:49,666 --> 02:20:51,349
不是没有更好的办法了吗

2555
02:20:51,350 --> 02:20:53,233
就一定要这么一换一吗

2556
02:20:53,233 --> 02:20:56,349
哈哈没有1没有任何办法了吗

2557
02:20:59,033 --> 02:21:00,999
哦对我这边是这样这样的吗

2558
02:21:03,950 --> 02:21:04,750
oh my god

2559
02:21:05,350 --> 02:21:06,600
这个女的就是演戏

2560
02:21:06,633 --> 02:21:11,199
演演演戏最努力的一个大家最佳最佳

2561
02:21:11,633 --> 02:21:14,433
女演员非他莫属

2562
02:21:14,866 --> 02:21:16,666
最佳演员非他莫属

2563
02:21:27,466 --> 02:21:28,266
I

2564
02:21:32,800 --> 02:21:36,633
ha ha我好秃you miss me好秃haha

2565
02:21:39,916 --> 02:21:41,599
啊他头发也太少了吧

2566
02:21:42,916 --> 02:21:44,599
又上南和北去了

2567
02:21:48,316 --> 02:21:49,116
nice job

2568
02:21:49,800 --> 02:21:50,633
way to go

2569
02:21:53,066 --> 02:21:55,116
啊他们俩成了

2570
02:21:58,266 --> 02:21:59,316
do you want to get married

2571
02:22:00,350 --> 02:22:01,800
you'll have to go be again

2572
02:22:12,000 --> 02:22:12,950
为什么要死啊

2573
02:22:12,950 --> 02:22:15,400
见见不得别人活是吧哈哈

2574
02:22:18,400 --> 02:22:19,200
嗨

2575
02:22:26,033 --> 02:22:28,749
感情线的那个什么惊险刺激中

2576
02:22:28,750 --> 02:22:30,600
还发展一下感情线啊

2577
02:22:30,600 --> 02:22:31,266
求婚了吗

2578
02:22:31,266 --> 02:22:32,233
真的假的

2579
02:22:33,550 --> 02:22:34,350
没有

2580
02:22:43,350 --> 02:22:44,400
do you want to get married

2581
02:22:45,600 --> 02:22:46,633
you'll have to go begin

2582
02:22:49,316 --> 02:22:51,466
他们不是刚认识吗

2583
02:22:59,200 --> 02:23:01,066
因为他说的是get married

2584
02:23:04,400 --> 02:23:08,116
哎呦太热了哈哈哈

2585
02:23:14,600 --> 02:23:15,716
怎么样大家

2586
02:23:15,716 --> 02:23:16,599
哈哈

2587
02:23:17,750 --> 02:23:18,833
看完有什么祭奠吗

2588
02:23:18,833 --> 02:23:20,233
那是相当多啊

2589
02:23:21,516 --> 02:23:24,999
ties blood tears drip heavy啊现场下他的

2590
02:23:25,000 --> 02:23:25,866
music还在

2591
02:23:28,400 --> 02:23:31,600
time to rest nowhere to hide

2592
02:23:32,066 --> 02:23:33,433
in the rearview

2593
02:23:33,433 --> 02:23:39,033
mirror of our lives all we despise is risen to the light

2594
02:23:41,550 --> 02:23:43,950
but we我吃鸡的红色赛

2595
02:23:44,266 --> 02:23:45,666
我还记得那个什么

2596
02:23:47,600 --> 02:23:48,400
嗯

2597
02:23:51,116 --> 02:23:52,666
我看看他其他系列

2598
02:23:53,000 --> 02:23:57,750
we hide for a future dream

2599
02:23:59,200 --> 02:24:03,033
no time to waste三头杀还有夺命六头杀

2600
02:24:03,033 --> 02:24:05,466
但是夺命六头杀是会员专享啊

2601
02:24:05,833 --> 02:24:08,466
你们想吃下一坨大便还吃不了呢

2602
02:24:09,800 --> 02:24:12,633
你们才想吃大便都吃不了告诉你们

2603
02:24:19,150 --> 02:24:20,716
夺命6头杀是多少分啊

2604
02:24:21,316 --> 02:24:24,633
夺命哎呀夺命6头杀是8.7分啊

2605
02:24:24,633 --> 02:24:26,866
家人们8.7分啊

2606
02:24:27,633 --> 02:24:30,399
嗯请看8.7分的说

2607
02:24:32,000 --> 02:24:33,033
那牛啊

2608
02:24:34,800 --> 02:24:37,266
they never blind me here

2609
02:24:38,200 --> 02:24:39,000
we

2610
02:24:39,466 --> 02:24:42,199
看一下三头杀是2015年

2611
02:24:42,200 --> 02:24:45,633
然后五头杀2017年这个是2019年是吧

2612
02:24:46,200 --> 02:24:47,033
看看

2613
02:24:48,200 --> 02:24:49,000
没说

2614
02:24:53,233 --> 02:24:55,716
怎么没有夺命七头了

2615
02:24:56,466 --> 02:24:58,233
我电影做不下去了吗

2616
02:24:59,000 --> 02:25:01,316
it drives you crazy哈哈哈

2617
02:25:06,233 --> 02:25:08,633
我都说是17年的是呀

2618
02:25:10,516 --> 02:25:12,516
是的呢17年7月的

2619
02:25:20,950 --> 02:25:23,150
下次看好吗哈哈哈

2620
02:25:23,266 --> 02:25:25,916
迫不及待是吧我看看有没有林正英的

2621
02:25:32,350 --> 02:25:36,200
我还真挺多大家害怕害怕

2622
02:25:38,750 --> 02:25:41,716
看看呢我看看有有7个

2623
02:25:42,466 --> 02:25:44,233
不是我小时候看过什么

2624
02:25:44,600 --> 02:25:46,716
那这有没有我小时候看过的

2625
02:25:48,200 --> 02:25:50,950
晚安这么快就晚安了哼

2626
02:25:53,916 --> 02:25:54,716
哎呀

2627
02:25:57,633 --> 02:25:59,316
我小时候看过什么呢

2628
02:26:00,550 --> 02:26:02,433
我感觉我小时候看过还挺多的

2629
02:26:02,433 --> 02:26:04,199
但是现在有点想不起来了

2630
02:26:07,950 --> 02:26:09,000
晚安当然不行啊

2631
02:26:09,000 --> 02:26:10,800
我主播还没下播你怎么能晚安呢

2632
02:26:10,800 --> 02:26:12,833
我还没走你当然不能睡觉啊

2633
02:26:13,633 --> 02:26:15,833
那肯定要等我下播了再去睡觉啊

2634
02:26:19,833 --> 02:26:23,599
洗澡去了哎呦才10:50呢还可以再缓缓

2635
02:26:24,350 --> 02:26:25,800
啊只有7个啊

2636
02:26:28,150 --> 02:26:29,433
不知道有没有我小时候看的

2637
02:26:29,433 --> 02:26:31,666
我还想挺想回问回顾一下的

2638
02:26:33,466 --> 02:26:36,266
我小时候看过那个什么东西呢

2639
02:26:37,633 --> 02:26:39,066
我想说换过

2640
02:26:39,400 --> 02:26:41,866
主播是s主播还真不是

2641
02:26:42,516 --> 02:26:44,116
啊今天吃不动了吗

2642
02:26:44,233 --> 02:26:46,033
林正英的不是大便吧

2643
02:26:46,316 --> 02:26:50,116
你看看9.69.59.59.59.3呢

2644
02:26:51,000 --> 02:26:54,233
说谁呢哎呀这真的是全是会员专享啊

2645
02:26:58,950 --> 02:27:01,033
没两天消耗完精力了吗

2646
02:27:01,033 --> 02:27:02,716
那好吧那我下播了拜拜

2647
02:27:06,866 --> 02:27:08,716
看腻了是吧那走了拜拜

2648
02:27:08,866 --> 02:27:11,633
and if i bleed you'll be the last to know

2649
02:27:12,150 --> 02:27:15,150
it's glue the shape of your body

2650
02:27:15,150 --> 02:27:18,400
it's glue the feeling i gotta get

2651
02:27:18,400 --> 02:27:23,466
ooh it's a cruel summer

2652
02:27:23,466 --> 02:27:27,433
it's cool that's when i tell them no rules

2653
02:27:34,433 --> 02:27:36,233
你走吗再挽回一下呢

2654
02:27:36,750 --> 02:27:40,066
再多挽回几句呢再说点好的哈哈哈

2655
02:27:40,950 --> 02:27:43,233
but i'm fine but it wasn't true

2656
02:27:43,233 --> 02:27:46,599
i don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you with

2657
02:27:46,633 --> 02:27:48,833
stuck in through the garden gate

2658
02:27:48,833 --> 02:27:51,916
every night that summer just to steal my fate

2659
02:27:52,316 --> 02:27:54,749
but i scream for whatever it's worth

2660
02:27:54,750 --> 02:27:58,200
i love you ain't that the worst thing you ever heard

2661
02:27:58,200 --> 02:28:01,516
he looks up grinning like a devil in you

2662
02:28:02,600 --> 02:28:04,750
不懂吗不行啊

2663
02:28:04,750 --> 02:28:06,266
再缓缓吧这件事情

2664
02:28:09,833 --> 02:28:11,433
不好骗也不能骗

2665
02:28:11,433 --> 02:28:12,666
拯救胃口吗

2666
02:28:12,666 --> 02:28:14,433
你们想看林正英吗

2667
02:28:14,433 --> 02:28:15,599
都不知道这些

2668
02:28:17,150 --> 02:28:19,000
你们想看粤语版的是吧

2669
02:28:19,033 --> 02:28:22,066
反正虽然我不懂啊但只要有字幕就行

2670
02:28:24,833 --> 02:28:27,066
啊梅子给我上剑吗好好

2671
02:28:30,116 --> 02:28:31,066
看不看林正英

2672
02:28:32,316 --> 02:28:34,433
哎我小时候只记得那个什么了

2673
02:28:35,666 --> 02:28:37,516
就那种带他带僵尸

2674
02:28:37,516 --> 02:28:39,516
我也不知道那是不是林正英啊

2675
02:28:39,600 --> 02:28:41,866
就是跟僵尸一起那个什么

2676
02:28:42,033 --> 02:28:44,633
然后那个僵尸的服掉了你们知道吗

2677
02:28:45,066 --> 02:28:46,399
还有个是什么那个什么呀

2678
02:28:46,400 --> 02:28:48,833
那个棺材板呀那个棺材板动了

2679
02:28:50,916 --> 02:28:54,666
卧槽真有啊谢谢橘子橘爱的见长

2680
02:28:54,800 --> 02:28:55,750
谢谢你

2681
02:28:56,916 --> 02:28:57,716
啊

2682
02:29:00,716 --> 02:29:03,799
那只有这两个心也有什么鬼片吗

2683
02:29:04,066 --> 02:29:05,266
不会是那个吧

2684
02:29:06,833 --> 02:29:08,033
我是那个啥吧

2685
02:29:08,516 --> 02:29:11,033
我好像看过之前好像回顾过

2686
02:29:19,000 --> 02:29:22,033
是啊回回月我之前回回回过了一下

2687
02:29:22,150 --> 02:29:23,750
呃一两年前吧

2688
02:29:23,750 --> 02:29:25,750
还挺可怕的我觉得你们觉得吓不吓人

2689
02:29:25,750 --> 02:29:27,266
我当时有点被吓到了

2690
02:29:27,350 --> 02:29:28,866
哎大家我之前一直想说

2691
02:29:28,866 --> 02:29:30,516
我以前小的时候看那个什么

2692
02:29:30,716 --> 02:29:33,233
呃仙剑侠传3你们记得吗

2693
02:29:33,233 --> 02:29:36,916
就是杨幂那版杨幂和胡歌

2694
02:29:37,266 --> 02:29:38,399
你们知道吗

2695
02:29:38,666 --> 02:29:40,666
嗨给我吓个半死

2696
02:29:42,800 --> 02:29:44,716
有没有同同同

2697
02:29:44,866 --> 02:29:45,666
同

2698
02:29:46,316 --> 02:29:47,266
不了什么啊

2699
02:29:47,833 --> 02:29:50,266
跟我一样的有没有跟我一样觉得的

2700
02:29:51,600 --> 02:29:53,866
又有鬼啊不是火火

2701
02:29:54,116 --> 02:29:55,833
火星火鬼王

2702
02:29:56,033 --> 02:29:58,316
见过火火火鬼王

2703
02:29:59,516 --> 02:30:02,466
不是仙剑2就是仙剑3就是杨幂那个

2704
02:30:02,466 --> 02:30:02,999
就是他们

2705
02:30:03,000 --> 02:30:05,633
刚开始的时候他们家不是闹鬼吗

2706
02:30:05,916 --> 02:30:07,599
好害人的

2707
02:30:09,516 --> 02:30:11,749
我命都快给我吓出来了

2708
02:30:12,833 --> 02:30:13,833
你们不知道吗

2709
02:30:13,833 --> 02:30:14,633
就是他们

2710
02:30:14,666 --> 02:30:16,916
把那些那个什么要吃人的人

2711
02:30:16,916 --> 02:30:18,633
关在那个地牢里面

2712
02:30:19,350 --> 02:30:21,000
吓人吓人

2713
02:30:21,350 --> 02:30:22,550
我当时吓得

2714
02:30:22,550 --> 02:30:25,000
那个什么尖叫着从家里跑出去了

2715
02:30:25,000 --> 02:30:26,666
因为我都不敢关电视

2716
02:30:27,400 --> 02:30:30,350
你们绝对是忘记了吓

2717
02:30:30,350 --> 02:30:31,066
人的

2718
02:30:31,066 --> 02:30:33,633
而且他们还那个什么差点男女主

2719
02:30:33,633 --> 02:30:36,266
男女主好像有一个人被咬了一口

2720
02:30:38,600 --> 02:30:39,600
你们就是忘记了

2721
02:30:39,600 --> 02:30:41,150
你们就是看太久忘记了

2722
02:30:41,150 --> 02:30:42,666
就是有吓人的桥段

2723
02:30:45,066 --> 02:30:46,349
想跟你们都说了

2724
02:30:48,233 --> 02:30:48,599
有没有

2725
02:30:48,600 --> 02:30:50,866
现在想转3但是我觉得肯定是没有的

2726
02:30:51,516 --> 02:30:53,949
哎呀真的吓人我当时那个什么

2727
02:30:54,466 --> 02:30:55,866
那个什么害怕了好久

2728
02:30:55,866 --> 02:30:57,949
但是我又觉得剧情很精彩

2729
02:30:57,950 --> 02:30:58,800
好想看哦

2730
02:30:58,800 --> 02:31:00,200
但是真的好吓人

2731
02:31:01,950 --> 02:31:02,916
啊没有啊

2732
02:31:04,433 --> 02:31:06,116
我就知道没有这样

2733
02:31:08,316 --> 02:31:09,866
吓人吓人吓人

2734
02:31:13,000 --> 02:31:16,116
啊猫猫哥哥那里我哭死了

2735
02:31:17,316 --> 02:31:19,233
真的吓人啊

2736
02:31:22,400 --> 02:31:23,716
嗯嗨皮了

2737
02:31:25,433 --> 02:31:27,549
有印象是吧是吧是吧是吧是吧

2738
02:31:27,800 --> 02:31:29,233
你记得是儿牙

2739
02:31:29,316 --> 02:31:31,316
这么热情我我没我没

2740
02:31:32,350 --> 02:31:34,116
我记得他们那个鬼叫什么名字

2741
02:31:34,116 --> 02:31:35,266
我就知道他们那个鬼

2742
02:31:35,266 --> 02:31:36,749
一直要吃人还是什么

2743
02:31:36,750 --> 02:31:40,150
然后吃了你就可以被转化成那个鬼

2744
02:31:44,600 --> 02:31:45,433
晚上好

2745
02:31:52,800 --> 02:31:53,916
就是吓人

2746
02:31:54,750 --> 02:31:56,200
那看一下林正英

2747
02:31:57,350 --> 02:32:00,000
汉哥你们要听粤语版的是吗

2748
02:32:01,633 --> 02:32:02,233
我想的是

2749
02:32:02,233 --> 02:32:04,433
我感觉我看的应该是普通话版的

2750
02:32:05,066 --> 02:32:07,399
读人读人好像有点印象

2751
02:32:14,433 --> 02:32:15,999
这个真的是鬼片吗

2752
02:32:16,000 --> 02:32:18,316
这个名字感觉怎么那么那个呀

2753
02:32:18,350 --> 02:32:20,950
记得你那里的云朵在

2754
02:32:22,666 --> 02:32:25,149
这个不太像鬼片呢总感觉

2755
02:32:38,666 --> 02:32:41,433
你们有没有什么很想看的一一集啊

2756
02:32:41,433 --> 02:32:42,599
林正英的

2757
02:32:43,400 --> 02:32:44,950
主播头像真的是主播吗

2758
02:32:44,950 --> 02:32:46,200
是的呀

2759
02:32:46,916 --> 02:32:49,033
不是一模一样吗

2760
02:32:52,200 --> 02:32:53,750
回到鬼珠黄金

2761
02:32:54,800 --> 02:32:55,600
道士

2762
02:33:02,316 --> 02:33:04,549
你们快去搜搜看你们想看哪个

2763
02:33:05,600 --> 02:33:06,600
我瞅瞅

2764
02:33:12,833 --> 02:33:14,716
我也不知道那波是哪波了

2765
02:33:15,116 --> 02:33:18,233
1没道长哎呀好好好好耳熟啊

2766
02:33:18,233 --> 02:33:19,433
那好像没有啊

2767
02:33:20,633 --> 02:33:22,466
你饿了我也饿了呢

2768
02:33:26,116 --> 02:33:29,399
没有一没到长的版权呐

2769
02:33:35,266 --> 02:33:36,633
墨钟一点的

2770
02:33:37,866 --> 02:33:39,749
呃私下自己看啊

2771
02:33:44,033 --> 02:33:45,666
等一下啊我看看

2772
02:33:52,066 --> 02:33:55,433
那就这个鬼打鬼之黄金道士OK吧

2773
02:33:56,916 --> 02:33:58,633
吃点啥吃烧烤吧

2774
02:33:58,833 --> 02:34:00,999
我想吃烧烤因为

2775
02:34:04,150 --> 02:34:07,466
哎呦他这个那个什么我看看

2776
02:34:18,866 --> 02:34:21,666
啊我是在给他推荐我自己的话懒得

2777
02:34:21,750 --> 02:34:22,600
那我点了烧烤

2778
02:34:22,600 --> 02:34:26,000
还要去那个什么小区门口去拿啊

2779
02:34:26,433 --> 02:34:27,549
太麻烦了

2780
02:34:30,550 --> 02:34:32,200
太麻烦了

2781
02:34:44,800 --> 02:34:46,800
把你们放在我后面好了等等

2782
02:34:51,833 --> 02:34:52,633
OK

2783
02:35:00,400 --> 02:35:01,600
忘带粉好好

2784
02:35:02,033 --> 02:35:04,999
让那个店家多加点辣椒

2785
02:35:13,066 --> 02:35:14,466
是不是鬼片我都不知道

2786
02:35:14,466 --> 02:35:16,916
你看他说大部分都是搞笑呢

2787
02:35:17,033 --> 02:35:18,633
不吓人我不想看

2788
02:35:19,266 --> 02:35:21,316
他说是纯粹的喜剧片

2789
02:35:27,866 --> 02:35:30,116
纯粹的喜剧片将就看看吧嗨

2790
02:35:30,466 --> 02:35:31,799
那就没办法了

2791
02:35:39,316 --> 02:35:40,549
等我一下吗等我一下

2792
02:35:40,550 --> 02:35:42,433
我去拿个那个什么吃的过来

2793
02:36:50,466 --> 02:36:51,716
我回来了哦

2794
02:36:52,233 --> 02:36:53,799
你们现在在一边看

2795
02:36:53,916 --> 02:36:56,199
那个什么直播一边干嘛呀

2796
02:36:56,316 --> 02:36:57,916
有没有一边那个什么看直播

2797
02:36:57,916 --> 02:36:59,599
一边干别的事情的

2798
02:36:59,750 --> 02:37:01,316
都在玩游戏之类的

2799
02:37:02,116 --> 02:37:04,266
多少时间看完你睡觉

2800
02:37:04,266 --> 02:37:05,999
明天要去新公司报道啊

2801
02:37:06,000 --> 02:37:07,633
我看看多少个小时

2802
02:37:08,266 --> 02:37:09,116
哎等等

2803
02:37:10,750 --> 02:37:13,350
啊一个半小时啊还有那12点半

2804
02:37:15,550 --> 02:37:16,916
可以早点去睡的呀

2805
02:37:21,750 --> 02:37:23,350
这点干嘛还喝茶啊

2806
02:37:26,116 --> 02:37:29,316
在洗脚怪不得是说闻到一股脚臭味

2807
02:37:39,466 --> 02:37:40,316
现杀呢

2808
02:37:45,750 --> 02:37:48,150
呜呜你在干嘛呢

2809
02:37:53,400 --> 02:37:55,433
我听不懂啊我得认真看啊

2810
02:37:57,033 --> 02:37:58,233
你明天也要去新公司

2811
02:37:58,233 --> 02:38:01,066
在祝大家工作加油啊工作加油加油

2812
02:38:01,066 --> 02:38:02,199
穿周正点

2813
02:38:03,266 --> 02:38:06,199
2不祖师剑请动天神调动天兵

2814
02:38:06,200 --> 02:38:07,350
哎呀我完全都听不懂啊

2815
02:38:07,350 --> 02:38:08,750
3不凶神秘

2816
02:38:08,800 --> 02:38:10,033
何鬼敢见

2817
02:38:10,066 --> 02:38:11,433
何杀敢当

2818
02:38:15,000 --> 02:38:17,433
天圆地方律令九章

2819
02:38:17,466 --> 02:38:20,949
唔急下笔万鬼复航用船捉鬼

2820
02:38:21,033 --> 02:38:23,266
一定要配合七斗灰钢簿

2821
02:38:23,600 --> 02:38:25,466
先至可以就达上天

2822
02:38:33,266 --> 02:38:34,233
啊不说话吗

2823
02:38:36,066 --> 02:38:38,199
我是看得懂那个繁体字的

2824
02:38:38,316 --> 02:38:39,999
这为啥有的人看不懂

2825
02:38:40,000 --> 02:38:42,833
就是他看繁体字有点那个啥

2826
02:38:43,716 --> 02:38:44,799
那个啥来着

2827
02:38:45,400 --> 02:38:46,033
不知道为啥有

2828
02:38:46,033 --> 02:38:47,033
的人看不懂繁体字

2829
02:38:47,033 --> 02:38:48,399
我在想这个是为啥呢

2830
02:38:48,400 --> 02:38:50,200
我也没有特地那个什么过

2831
02:38:50,950 --> 02:38:52,833
反正看起来没啥障碍

2832
02:38:56,233 --> 02:38:59,799
对对对自动转化成那个简体字了

2833
02:39:00,233 --> 02:39:01,949
我听不懂谢谢

2834
02:39:04,316 --> 02:39:06,716
有有人听不懂有人看不懂的

2835
02:39:08,666 --> 02:39:11,433
然后还有的人他就是看起来很麻烦

2836
02:39:12,150 --> 02:39:14,233
就是要反应半天这样的

2837
02:39:34,033 --> 02:39:35,433
对我也不知道

2838
02:39:47,066 --> 02:39:49,599
下应心灵天清地灵

2839
02:39:50,750 --> 02:39:52,916
这我觉得天子还好一笔祖师剑

2840
02:39:52,950 --> 02:39:55,150
请动天兵哦买噶没有字幕吗

2841
02:39:55,200 --> 02:39:57,866
调动天兵三笔凶神毙

2842
02:39:57,916 --> 02:39:59,116
何鬼敢见

2843
02:39:59,200 --> 02:40:00,550
何杀敢当

2844
02:40:04,066 --> 02:40:08,266
天圆地方律令九章五金下笔万鬼伏藏

2845
02:40:08,266 --> 02:40:09,066
用伏捉鬼

2846
02:40:09,066 --> 02:40:12,799
一定要配合七斗奎钢布才能揍打上天

2847
02:40:14,800 --> 02:40:15,866
你想看哪个

2848
02:40:19,633 --> 02:40:21,033
你们想看普通话还是粤语

2849
02:40:21,033 --> 02:40:22,349
普通话没有字幕

2850
02:40:23,916 --> 02:40:25,599
有自动字幕吗我看看

2851
02:40:26,316 --> 02:40:27,349
好像是

2852
02:40:31,950 --> 02:40:34,516
嗯怎么自动模自动字幕来着

2853
02:40:34,666 --> 02:40:36,349
我之前会弄的

2854
02:40:39,316 --> 02:40:40,466
嘟嘟嘟

2855
02:40:41,716 --> 02:40:43,149
完了我不会了

2856
02:40:47,516 --> 02:40:50,316
老爹也没做这么啊

2857
02:40:52,466 --> 02:40:54,116
在哪来着大家

2858
02:40:54,633 --> 02:40:55,866
在哪来着

2859
02:40:56,666 --> 02:40:58,399
声卡一下嗯

2860
02:40:59,466 --> 02:41:01,149
好像没有啊

2861
02:41:05,750 --> 02:41:06,550
嗯

2862
02:41:07,666 --> 02:41:08,866
没有AI字母

2863
02:41:11,666 --> 02:41:13,949
你们现在可以自己去练习吧

2864
02:41:14,516 --> 02:41:17,233
啊啊

2865
02:41:18,116 --> 02:41:18,916
呀

2866
02:41:19,950 --> 02:41:21,516
呀呀

2867
02:41:22,866 --> 02:41:24,266
啊啊啊

2868
02:41:25,116 --> 02:41:26,549
你搞什么鬼用这么大劲啊

2869
02:41:27,950 --> 02:41:29,866
大师兄等等啊

2870
02:41:32,466 --> 02:41:34,116
抖音笑好搞笑啊

2871
02:41:37,666 --> 02:41:39,033
这男的还挺帅

2872
02:41:41,266 --> 02:41:43,349
你搞什么鬼啊没有没有没有

2873
02:41:44,350 --> 02:41:45,750
想帅别动这么快啊

2874
02:41:45,750 --> 02:41:47,350
是你的眼睛捅人家手吗

2875
02:41:47,350 --> 02:41:48,466
大师兄对不起啊

2876
02:41:48,866 --> 02:41:51,149
大师兄啊我不行的你别乱来啊

2877
02:41:51,666 --> 02:41:53,916
哈哈哈啊

2878
02:41:55,316 --> 02:41:56,666
你想搂我呀

2879
02:41:56,750 --> 02:41:57,950
我打死你

2880
02:41:58,633 --> 02:42:00,633
打死你打死你

2881
02:42:02,400 --> 02:42:04,750
喂喂喂你是鬼啊怎么能还手呢

2882
02:42:04,950 --> 02:42:07,350
做鬼不能还手啊认真点

2883
02:42:08,033 --> 02:42:08,833
师妹

2884
02:42:08,833 --> 02:42:11,033
师父叫我认真点你尽管放马过来

2885
02:42:11,266 --> 02:42:13,633
哈哈哈哦

2886
02:42:14,916 --> 02:42:16,116
大师兄我来了

2887
02:42:22,066 --> 02:42:25,233
哎哈哈没福了

2888
02:42:33,833 --> 02:42:34,949
我不做鬼了

2889
02:42:37,033 --> 02:42:38,066
对不起啊大师兄

2890
02:42:38,233 --> 02:42:41,116
啊哎哎师妹我有没有受伤啊

2891
02:42:41,116 --> 02:42:42,916
没有没事啊

2892
02:42:44,200 --> 02:42:45,400
这样会没事

2893
02:42:48,600 --> 02:42:50,550
那么什么身材很好啊

2894
02:42:50,550 --> 02:42:52,800
穿运动服你也能看出来

2895
02:42:53,000 --> 02:42:54,433
其实中国的鬼神

2896
02:42:54,550 --> 02:42:56,866
我一上学的时候一直透过女生的

2897
02:42:56,950 --> 02:42:57,833
那个运动

2898
02:42:58,233 --> 02:43:01,266
运动运动服看别人的身材吧

2899
02:43:01,633 --> 02:43:02,433
u u

2900
02:43:02,833 --> 02:43:05,466
跟我们的宇宙都是一样的

2901
02:43:05,750 --> 02:43:08,433
宇宙其实是包括两个意思

2902
02:43:08,716 --> 02:43:13,833
宇是指上下左右四面八方就是空间

2903
02:43:14,150 --> 02:43:17,466
宙就是指古往今来几十时间

2904
02:43:17,833 --> 02:43:19,949
宇宙包含过去的事

2905
02:43:20,066 --> 02:43:23,749
所以人死了仍然还存在在宇宙之中

2906
02:43:23,750 --> 02:43:25,516
怎么90%都干不过

2907
02:43:25,716 --> 02:43:27,633
别再不要全直播间的人

2908
02:43:27,633 --> 02:43:30,266
我相信咱们明干脆不是这种人

2909
02:43:32,916 --> 02:43:33,716
妖孽

2910
02:43:34,550 --> 02:43:35,633
饼干脆不是这种人

2911
02:43:35,633 --> 02:43:37,466
饼干脆不是永不超生

2912
02:43:37,633 --> 02:43:38,433
小樱

2913
02:43:39,066 --> 02:43:41,716
师傅拿桃木剑有

2914
02:43:44,200 --> 02:43:45,550
我吃冰淇淋呢

2915
02:43:47,750 --> 02:43:51,266
嘿嘿师傅一雷天下响功力无限量啊

2916
02:43:51,800 --> 02:43:53,116
嘿拍马屁啊

2917
02:43:53,116 --> 02:43:54,633
这叫放屁呀

2918
02:43:55,466 --> 02:43:56,266
哎

2919
02:44:01,350 --> 02:44:04,233
好好女子饱受摧残

2920
02:44:06,000 --> 02:44:06,950
转过去

2921
02:44:10,000 --> 02:44:11,833
让我给你点阳气

2922
02:44:14,866 --> 02:44:15,799
啊

2923
02:44:24,716 --> 02:44:25,516
啊

2924
02:44:26,466 --> 02:44:27,266
啊

2925
02:44:28,200 --> 02:44:29,433
真喂好的

2926
02:44:29,466 --> 02:44:31,316
小樱的桃木剑好不好用啊

2927
02:44:31,433 --> 02:44:32,633
就知道做梦

2928
02:44:32,833 --> 02:44:34,149
没学走就学跑

2929
02:44:34,350 --> 02:44:35,550
还想做师傅呢

2930
02:44:35,550 --> 02:44:36,666
你师父说的对啊

2931
02:44:36,666 --> 02:44:38,349
还有啊我还没跟你算账

2932
02:44:39,233 --> 02:44:42,149
师傅你的学说我每次都听不懂

2933
02:44:42,200 --> 02:44:44,316
干脆实际一点带我去看看真鬼啊

2934
02:44:44,316 --> 02:44:45,866
开开眼界啊就是啊

2935
02:44:45,866 --> 02:44:46,916
快点来鬼

2936
02:44:47,800 --> 02:44:49,666
请你别整天拍师傅马屁了

2937
02:44:49,666 --> 02:44:51,799
师傅不在这你不是老说他啰嗦

2938
02:44:52,233 --> 02:44:54,999
小妖我有没有说过你没有

2939
02:44:55,000 --> 02:44:57,600
不过你总是说师傅收了这么多的学费

2940
02:44:57,600 --> 02:44:58,800
没有学到什么

2941
02:44:58,800 --> 02:45:01,666
还有啊你说师傅根本就没真本事

2942
02:45:01,666 --> 02:45:03,433
只会说大话啊

2943
02:45:03,466 --> 02:45:04,866
你不要快点来个鬼

2944
02:45:04,866 --> 02:45:05,666
算了算了

2945
02:45:05,750 --> 02:45:08,600
谁人背后无人说谁人背后不说人

2946
02:45:08,800 --> 02:45:10,950
如果你们想看看鬼

2947
02:45:10,950 --> 02:45:14,033
那好我带你们去青竹招阴灵

2948
02:45:14,750 --> 02:45:16,266
蓝灯笼指引

2949
02:45:17,150 --> 02:45:19,000
大洒明之前

2950
02:45:19,200 --> 02:45:21,033
鬼差要赏脸

2951
02:45:21,666 --> 02:45:22,916
太恐怖了

2952
02:45:22,916 --> 02:45:24,266
真不行真不行

2953
02:45:24,350 --> 02:45:25,750
哎不是在这里

2954
02:45:25,833 --> 02:45:27,916
是在二楼的最后一个房间里

2955
02:45:27,950 --> 02:45:29,200
你们没开法眼

2956
02:45:29,200 --> 02:45:30,433
他是个横死鬼

2957
02:45:30,466 --> 02:45:34,266
你们走完了37步半闯进死门才看得见

2958
02:45:34,516 --> 02:45:37,066
去吧大家跟着我走是

2959
02:45:37,750 --> 02:45:38,550
快

2960
02:45:41,716 --> 02:45:55,433
12334567891011121314我没定的喜剧啊

2961
02:45:56,833 --> 02:45:58,466
不要怕他是风啊

2962
02:45:58,716 --> 02:45:59,833
走了多少步啊

2963
02:46:00,516 --> 02:46:03,116
16步16步叫什么吗

2964
02:46:03,316 --> 02:46:06,316
18维达滚真黄金道士

2965
02:46:06,750 --> 02:46:10,666
21222324

2966
02:46:11,550 --> 02:46:14,200
哈哈哈这下倒数了吗

2967
02:46:14,200 --> 02:46:16,033
是风是风是风啊哈哈

2968
02:46:16,066 --> 02:46:16,916
什么风从上面吹

2969
02:46:16,916 --> 02:46:18,666
哎呀鬼风是没有方向的

2970
02:46:18,800 --> 02:46:19,666
走了多少步啊

2971
02:46:19,950 --> 02:46:23,466
24步24步继续走继续走哎

2972
02:46:24,200 --> 02:46:28,233
252627哇鬼啊

2973
02:46:30,433 --> 02:46:32,549
鬼而且还可以做鬼4啊

2974
02:46:32,550 --> 02:46:34,350
哎呀我也说是鬼4吗

2975
02:46:35,800 --> 02:46:37,466
我吗多少步了啊

2976
02:46:38,833 --> 02:46:41,316
啊不是你不知道我猫

2977
02:46:41,316 --> 02:46:44,199
他从那个什么我的电脑这个机箱上

2978
02:46:44,200 --> 02:46:46,433
然后用手刨我的腿

2979
02:46:46,433 --> 02:46:47,349
吓我一跳

2980
02:46:47,600 --> 02:46:49,316
我以为真闹鬼了呢

2981
02:46:50,116 --> 02:46:51,399
忘记了啊喂

2982
02:46:51,550 --> 02:46:53,400
那忘记了不是要从头再数

2983
02:46:53,400 --> 02:46:54,950
从头再怕哎呀忘记了更好

2984
02:46:54,950 --> 02:46:56,000
不用看见鬼了吗

2985
02:46:56,000 --> 02:46:57,833
哎呀你们都是胆小鬼

2986
02:46:57,833 --> 02:46:59,316
借故就不想看到鬼

2987
02:46:59,350 --> 02:47:00,466
我才不怕呢

2988
02:47:00,800 --> 02:47:03,350
哎不过哎你们要是怕见鬼的话

2989
02:47:03,400 --> 02:47:04,666
我们少数服从多数

2990
02:47:04,666 --> 02:47:05,916
还是走吧好

2991
02:47:06,033 --> 02:47:07,799
会好下去

2992
02:47:08,033 --> 02:47:09,033
我告诉师傅

2993
02:47:09,150 --> 02:47:11,950
那你还记不记得我们走了多少步是啊

2994
02:47:12,000 --> 02:47:15,116
我只记得走了27步还有十步半啊

2995
02:47:15,150 --> 02:47:20,266
十步半那我们走123我正跟你们说呢他

2996
02:47:20,400 --> 02:47:22,800
他这个还可以从27开始倒数

2997
02:47:23,600 --> 02:47:27,750
九十可以让大家延长一点时间啊

2998
02:47:27,866 --> 02:47:28,666
哎呦

2999
02:47:29,266 --> 02:47:31,549
一定要大师兄先进去好

3000
02:47:32,033 --> 02:47:33,266
我们一起进军

3001
02:47:33,800 --> 02:47:34,600
过来

3002
02:47:35,233 --> 02:47:36,033
贴近点

3003
02:47:38,233 --> 02:47:39,033
哇

3004
02:47:39,666 --> 02:47:42,749
哇好恐怖看见什么了

3005
02:47:42,833 --> 02:47:45,066
什么没头啊

3006
02:47:45,066 --> 02:47:47,266
没手啊没脚啊

3007
02:47:47,266 --> 02:47:49,716
连身子也没有啊身子这么恐怖啊

3008
02:47:49,716 --> 02:47:52,066
是啊不信你自己看看

3009
02:48:01,350 --> 02:48:03,600
就这假鬼

3010
02:48:05,116 --> 02:48:05,916
呀

3011
02:48:06,866 --> 02:48:09,066
站住师傅有鬼啊

3012
02:48:11,350 --> 02:48:12,150
别跑

3013
02:48:13,150 --> 02:48:14,350
好勇哦

3014
02:48:15,200 --> 02:48:17,316
英叔英叔你光是叫我装鬼啊

3015
02:48:17,316 --> 02:48:19,399
现在把我打的全身都疼还做了五行

3016
02:48:19,550 --> 02:48:20,800
你说的那个价钱

3017
02:48:20,950 --> 02:48:22,033
双倍价钱

3018
02:48:22,233 --> 02:48:24,149
你辛苦了啊谢谢谢谢啊

3019
02:48:24,466 --> 02:48:25,266
慢慢走啊

3020
02:48:26,000 --> 02:48:27,150
别说那么多了

3021
02:48:27,233 --> 02:48:28,149
你们是不是想问我

3022
02:48:28,150 --> 02:48:30,116
为什么用假鬼吓你们哼

3023
02:48:30,116 --> 02:48:32,599
一个假鬼都把你们吓成这个样子

3024
02:48:32,633 --> 02:48:33,999
要是真鬼出来了

3025
02:48:34,000 --> 02:48:35,950
我看我要替你们收拾了

3026
02:48:35,950 --> 02:48:37,833
好了收拾东西回去吧

3027
02:48:37,833 --> 02:48:38,599
收拾收拾

3028
02:48:38,600 --> 02:48:39,400
快快快

3029
02:48:40,233 --> 02:48:43,916
有心的人可以开始切片了倒数27秒呢

3030
02:48:44,150 --> 02:48:45,600
你捡到便宜了

3031
02:48:46,066 --> 02:48:48,349
这间房子主人移民了

3032
02:48:48,466 --> 02:48:50,033
由我们代管转售

3033
02:48:50,150 --> 02:48:52,116
至少一两年才发展

3034
02:48:52,516 --> 02:48:54,433
你搬进来住免费啊

3035
02:48:55,516 --> 02:48:57,266
啊顺便做个刊羹

3036
02:48:58,000 --> 02:49:00,350
哎听说这房子闹鬼

3037
02:49:00,516 --> 02:49:02,066
我不信有这种事

3038
02:49:02,116 --> 02:49:05,599
鬼神这种事您可信其有不可信其无啊

3039
02:49:05,600 --> 02:49:09,266
我说我知道你正直刊耕兼职道士

3040
02:49:09,266 --> 02:49:12,716
骗神骗鬼骗顿饭吃无所谓啊哎不是啊

3041
02:49:12,750 --> 02:49:14,000
我是兼职刊庚

3042
02:49:14,066 --> 02:49:16,716
正直道士是尊神抓鬼

3043
02:49:16,716 --> 02:49:20,633
囊空如洗的嗨这没什么人你就承认吧

3044
02:49:20,666 --> 02:49:22,433
我知道你赚了不少哎

3045
02:49:22,750 --> 02:49:25,950
我的钱是用来开宗立派替天行道的

3046
02:49:25,950 --> 02:49:27,750
怎么说都不信有这种事

3047
02:49:28,233 --> 02:49:29,749
37年武汉哎呀

3048
02:49:29,950 --> 02:49:33,033
你是有心的你刚才已经自用了对吧

3049
02:49:33,033 --> 02:49:35,233
什么有鬼啊哈哈

3050
02:49:35,666 --> 02:49:37,266
大白天的怕什么

3051
02:49:37,400 --> 02:49:40,266
嗯这房子里没有门神又没有地主

3052
02:49:40,266 --> 02:49:43,799
还空了这么久恐怕三五个鬼是有的

3053
02:49:44,200 --> 02:49:45,350
你不怕呢

3054
02:49:46,066 --> 02:49:46,866
就去吧

3055
02:49:47,950 --> 02:49:50,800
哎我好怕啊哈哈哈

3056
02:49:56,316 --> 02:49:57,116
嗯

3057
02:49:57,800 --> 02:49:58,600
哇

3058
02:49:59,000 --> 02:50:01,033
哇妈妈谁也不冲

3059
02:50:02,633 --> 02:50:03,433
啊

3060
02:50:05,400 --> 02:50:06,866
屎怎么变成手了

3061
02:50:25,550 --> 02:50:27,866
他眼睛居然没掉你没事吧

3062
02:50:28,200 --> 02:50:31,116
没事啊我没事啊还说没事没事

3063
02:50:31,266 --> 02:50:32,516
臭死了啊

3064
02:50:36,466 --> 02:50:38,149
这把钥匙就交给你嗯

3065
02:50:38,350 --> 02:50:39,400
我我回公司

3066
02:50:39,550 --> 02:50:42,066
没事就不要找我就这样啊对对对

3067
02:50:42,116 --> 02:50:44,349
我没事你没事吧没事没事没事没事

3068
02:50:45,116 --> 02:50:45,916
沈经理

3069
02:50:47,866 --> 02:50:48,666
喂

3070
02:50:52,866 --> 02:50:54,833
沈经理你没事吧

3071
02:50:54,833 --> 02:50:57,116
我没事没事没事我没事我没事

3072
02:51:02,150 --> 02:51:05,550
现在添点香油随缘乐助捐多少都可以

3073
02:51:06,550 --> 02:51:08,433
哎啊不过神话

3074
02:51:08,433 --> 02:51:08,916
我今天

3075
02:51:08,916 --> 02:51:11,549
这个冰淇淋不知道为什么有股咖啡味

3076
02:51:11,916 --> 02:51:12,716
那

3077
02:51:12,950 --> 02:51:14,266
这就不响了哎请吧

3078
02:51:14,266 --> 02:51:16,516
拿铁的咖啡味好难受啊请假

3079
02:51:16,516 --> 02:51:18,549
生辰八字苦苦的

3080
02:51:18,800 --> 02:51:19,950
我们师父说过

3081
02:51:19,950 --> 02:51:22,000
生辰八字不能随便给人家

3082
02:51:22,000 --> 02:51:24,316
如果落在坏人手上后患无穷啊

3083
02:51:24,400 --> 02:51:26,750
我们是好人不过这是责任问题啊

3084
02:51:27,150 --> 02:51:28,800
你写上姓名地址就行了

3085
02:51:29,066 --> 02:51:31,399
现在我们师父是六神指路

3086
02:51:31,400 --> 02:51:34,466
不是一般的算命啊对了一般子为斗数

3087
02:51:34,466 --> 02:51:35,399
铁板神算

3088
02:51:35,400 --> 02:51:37,316
梅花一数都需要算数

3089
02:51:37,350 --> 02:51:38,600
很容易算错

3090
02:51:38,600 --> 02:51:40,716
但我们师父算的一定不会错

3091
02:51:40,833 --> 02:51:43,116
呃怎么你不是师父啊

3092
02:51:43,116 --> 02:51:44,233
我是师父

3093
02:51:45,150 --> 02:51:45,800
手机助理

3094
02:51:45,800 --> 02:51:49,000
没有他不知道里面他加了什么粉

3095
02:51:49,033 --> 02:51:50,466
粉末吧可能

3096
02:51:51,116 --> 02:51:52,516
之前是没有的

3097
02:52:00,833 --> 02:52:02,116
不是冰美食味

3098
02:52:06,800 --> 02:52:07,950
冰冰没试过

3099
02:52:08,516 --> 02:52:09,716
说的就是嘛

3100
02:52:10,000 --> 02:52:12,916
这个社会很现实啊先敬罗伊后敬人吗

3101
02:52:12,916 --> 02:52:13,599
这倒是啊

3102
02:52:13,600 --> 02:52:14,550
什么都是看外表

3103
02:52:14,550 --> 02:52:15,666
我们开馆不宣传

3104
02:52:15,666 --> 02:52:17,666
哪有你们不会说的是冰美是吧

3105
02:52:17,666 --> 02:52:19,116
真材实料还要宣传啊

3106
02:52:19,200 --> 02:52:20,600
有没有普通话好的说一下

3107
02:52:20,600 --> 02:52:22,150
失败了哎师傅啊

3108
02:52:22,150 --> 02:52:24,633
你看那些什么李居士啊林先生啊

3109
02:52:24,633 --> 02:52:26,666
全都上电视上八卦周刊

3110
02:52:26,666 --> 02:52:29,233
穿西装他们赚了不少的钱呢

3111
02:52:29,466 --> 02:52:30,149
这倒是啊

3112
02:52:30,150 --> 02:52:32,316
现在我们赚钱不搞噱头喝西北风啊

3113
02:52:32,316 --> 02:52:33,116
别吵

3114
02:52:33,316 --> 02:52:35,666
你们这么说呀简直是侮辱我们师傅

3115
02:52:35,666 --> 02:52:38,749
钱在我们师父心目中是最不重要的了

3116
02:52:38,750 --> 02:52:40,516
不重要不代表不需要傻瓜

3117
02:52:40,516 --> 02:52:43,233
就是嘛师傅省吃俭用存钱

3118
02:52:43,233 --> 02:52:45,399
就是想开宗利派光大门没

3119
02:52:45,400 --> 02:52:48,633
没钱开宗什么例派啊好怪呀傻瓜

3120
02:52:49,433 --> 02:52:52,549
师傅但是这么刻意的读好怪呀

3121
02:52:52,633 --> 02:52:54,433
兵兵没事

3122
02:52:55,316 --> 02:52:56,749
我知道是好兵啊

3123
02:52:58,516 --> 02:53:02,233
嗨英叔哈哈哈哈哈哈

3124
02:53:02,666 --> 02:53:03,916
你要的钱

3125
02:53:04,800 --> 02:53:06,150
就在钱箱里

3126
02:53:11,116 --> 02:53:14,033
哇居然抢我们要饭的钱呐

3127
02:53:14,033 --> 02:53:16,349
你太过分了吧你胡说

3128
02:53:16,400 --> 02:53:17,466
你又侮辱师傅

3129
02:53:17,600 --> 02:53:18,800
他是来收租的

3130
02:53:19,116 --> 02:53:21,349
哎我不知道怎么说才好啊

3131
02:53:21,716 --> 02:53:22,916
我也没话说

3132
02:53:24,116 --> 02:53:26,433
哼你没话说走吧

3133
02:53:26,550 --> 02:53:27,950
看见你就生气

3134
02:53:28,233 --> 02:53:30,516
我没话说可是我老板有话说

3135
02:53:30,550 --> 02:53:33,266
老板天天跟我说连吃饭都跟我说哎

3136
02:53:33,266 --> 02:53:35,666
我加你一点点租才一辈子租吗

3137
02:53:35,916 --> 02:53:38,433
我真是没话说啊走到哪都没话说

3138
02:53:38,466 --> 02:53:40,199
连我老婆都这么说

3139
02:53:40,350 --> 02:53:43,633
老实说我给你6月期限快到期了

3140
02:53:43,633 --> 02:53:46,349
讲情面我就没理由赶紧还没有鬼

3141
02:53:46,350 --> 02:53:47,550
我太失望了

3142
02:53:47,550 --> 02:53:50,466
上班呢我哪有话说呢我真的没话说呀

3143
02:53:50,600 --> 02:53:52,266
你别再说了我马上就搬

3144
02:53:52,266 --> 02:53:54,949
太美太太失望了不大好

3145
02:53:54,950 --> 02:53:55,866
滚呢滚呢

3146
02:53:56,516 --> 02:53:59,116
好像我逼你搬似的你不用这么急搬

3147
02:53:59,350 --> 02:54:00,233
明天搬

3148
02:54:06,833 --> 02:54:08,316
你们不要这么伤心

3149
02:54:09,116 --> 02:54:10,433
不要为师傅担心

3150
02:54:11,266 --> 02:54:12,716
师傅有地方落脚

3151
02:54:13,066 --> 02:54:14,633
而且地方还比这大

3152
02:54:14,633 --> 02:54:16,466
你们还可以一起练功

3153
02:54:16,950 --> 02:54:18,233
一起搬去跟我住

3154
02:54:18,750 --> 02:54:20,633
早这么说我就不用哭了吧

3155
02:54:21,033 --> 02:54:21,716
哎呀

3156
02:54:21,716 --> 02:54:25,149
师傅你干什么打我呀你是师公在打你

3157
02:54:26,000 --> 02:54:27,466
在施工的面前

3158
02:54:27,866 --> 02:54:30,399
不能看这种乱七八糟的东西这么贵吗

3159
02:54:30,400 --> 02:54:32,266
我看看练道法一定要摘戒

3160
02:54:32,350 --> 02:54:34,233
我怕我这么做什么叫怕

3161
02:54:34,950 --> 02:54:37,916
不仅仅是吃斋还要摘眼摘耳摘鼻

3162
02:54:37,916 --> 02:54:39,516
而且还要摘心

3163
02:54:40,150 --> 02:54:43,000
好了这看起来就不吓人啊是

3164
02:54:44,316 --> 02:54:47,033
小妖啊以后不准再看这种东西啊

3165
02:54:47,833 --> 02:54:50,233
完全没鬼家人们完全没有

3166
02:54:58,033 --> 02:55:00,199
我就不知道pass怎么写

3167
02:55:00,516 --> 02:55:01,549
对不起师傅

3168
02:55:14,266 --> 02:55:16,433
那么以前你要说点哔哩哔哩有的

3169
02:55:16,433 --> 02:55:18,349
我不知道哔哩哔哩有什么哔哩哔哩

3170
02:55:20,200 --> 02:55:21,000
呵

3171
02:55:21,550 --> 02:55:22,716
就这

3172
02:55:24,350 --> 02:55:26,433
我小时候我说那个什么看仙剑

3173
02:55:26,433 --> 02:55:28,799
3吓人那是我小时候啊

3174
02:55:34,550 --> 02:55:37,233
这是篇喜剧吗啊想看恐怖的了

3175
02:55:57,033 --> 02:55:58,716
以前有没有不是林正英

3176
02:55:58,716 --> 02:56:01,549
但是是那个什么很经典的这种

3177
02:56:02,750 --> 02:56:04,866
这种这种僵尸片的

3178
02:56:05,200 --> 02:56:06,350
换吗换不换

3179
02:56:06,350 --> 02:56:09,116
有没有以前有没有这种有什么僵尸片

3180
02:56:09,116 --> 02:56:11,516
但是可可能可以不是林正英

3181
02:56:11,516 --> 02:56:12,866
但是是僵尸片的

3182
02:56:13,200 --> 02:56:14,200
我想看啊

3183
02:56:14,716 --> 02:56:17,033
你想看一下现在还会不会害怕

3184
02:56:19,116 --> 02:56:19,949
太不吓人了

3185
02:56:19,950 --> 02:56:22,800
老实说我说实话我都觉得不吓人

3186
02:56:23,600 --> 02:56:24,550
嗯

3187
02:56:25,550 --> 02:56:27,550
山村老师呃

3188
02:56:29,266 --> 02:56:31,316
有吗我看看

3189
02:56:38,633 --> 02:56:41,833
哎呀有人做林正英合集啊这种能看吗

3190
02:56:42,116 --> 02:56:44,716
哎呀有一没到长啊一没到哎呀

3191
02:56:44,916 --> 02:56:47,266
为什么只有7分钟的6分钟啊

3192
02:56:48,066 --> 02:56:49,633
为了咪利啊

3193
02:56:51,666 --> 02:56:52,599
放下音乐

3194
02:57:08,466 --> 02:57:10,633
在广东不满吗僵尸叔叔

3195
02:57:13,350 --> 02:57:14,866
嗨呀这么小的吗

3196
02:57:16,866 --> 02:57:18,516
没有僵尸叔叔啊好像

3197
02:57:24,950 --> 02:57:27,033
没有僵尸叔叔

3198
02:57:27,233 --> 02:57:28,866
为什么恐怖的也不能买啊

3199
02:57:28,866 --> 02:57:31,116
是限制了不让买吗

3200
02:57:43,033 --> 02:57:46,749
i'm so ready to get gone

3201
02:57:47,400 --> 02:57:49,716
没有啊那肯定没有啊

3202
02:57:49,716 --> 02:57:51,716
这么吓人的东西他肯定更没有啊

3203
02:57:53,433 --> 02:57:55,799
来点吓人的看你一点点就睡觉

3204
02:57:56,116 --> 02:58:02,199
we can take on the world cause we're so beyond

3205
02:58:03,266 --> 02:58:06,466
living like we're typical girls

3206
02:58:06,516 --> 02:58:11,466
so take my hand and join me singing

3207
02:58:11,466 --> 02:58:14,949
hey hey hey okay the world is mine

3208
02:58:17,116 --> 02:58:17,999
我也看看

3209
02:58:33,800 --> 02:58:34,466
我感觉我小

3210
02:58:34,466 --> 02:58:36,316
时候上面看的就是僵尸叔叔啊

3211
02:58:36,466 --> 02:58:38,799
僵尸叔叔是不是先棺材板的那个

3212
02:58:38,800 --> 02:58:41,866
哎呀好吓人啊僵尸先生

3213
02:58:43,033 --> 02:58:46,066
要是有这个就好了哎可惜

3214
02:58:47,633 --> 02:58:49,549
没有人悄悄上传吗

3215
02:58:55,266 --> 02:58:56,516
咒怨美国吧

3216
02:58:56,600 --> 02:58:59,350
哎呀啊太吓人了哈哈哈

3217
02:59:02,466 --> 02:59:04,716
没人看没有僵尸先生吗

3218
02:59:05,150 --> 02:59:06,316
这不是有个什么

3219
02:59:06,466 --> 02:59:08,799
那个什么日本萝莉看僵尸先生吗

3220
02:59:08,800 --> 02:59:09,866
那在哪看的呀

3221
02:59:19,116 --> 02:59:21,999
say hello to a new day

3222
02:59:22,000 --> 02:59:26,950
and have a cup of tea with my very best friend

3223
02:59:28,000 --> 02:59:30,266
嗨呀怎么还说是讲解啊

3224
02:59:31,950 --> 02:59:32,750
啊

3225
02:59:34,916 --> 02:59:35,716
什么啊

3226
02:59:38,116 --> 02:59:39,266
没有吓人的

3227
02:59:39,266 --> 02:59:41,149
大家没有分段的

3228
02:59:41,150 --> 02:59:42,716
我的分段的我都没看着

3229
02:59:49,833 --> 02:59:51,599
他奋斗他只有几分钟啊

3230
02:59:51,600 --> 02:59:53,666
这个这个他肯定是不全的

3231
03:00:05,200 --> 03:00:06,866
一粒用主火将其点燃

3232
03:00:07,116 --> 03:00:10,516
就这种就这种讲解的

3233
03:00:17,066 --> 03:00:18,466
外线的是吗

3234
03:00:19,200 --> 03:00:20,633
那么明天就到这了

3235
03:00:21,866 --> 03:00:22,466
没有啊

3236
03:00:22,466 --> 03:00:25,316
没有吓人的没有吓人的真不爱看

3237
03:00:25,716 --> 03:00:29,516
谁要看那好笑的呀真不爱看好笑的

3238
03:00:29,633 --> 03:00:46,716
the cup of tea with my very best friend'

3239
03:00:57,200 --> 03:00:58,516
别走不走不走不

3240
03:00:58,516 --> 03:01:01,833
那就不走那但是没有好好吓人的

3241
03:01:02,633 --> 03:01:05,233
讨厌真是的

3242
03:01:16,750 --> 03:01:18,950
what if what if we run away

3243
03:01:19,200 --> 03:01:22,633
what if what if we left today what if

3244
03:01:22,633 --> 03:01:25,833
we say goodbye to safe and sound

3245
03:01:27,066 --> 03:01:29,549
what if what if we're hard to find

3246
03:01:29,716 --> 03:01:32,399
what if what if we lost their minds

3247
03:01:32,400 --> 03:01:34,633
what if we let them fall behind

3248
03:01:34,716 --> 03:01:36,399
then they're never found

3249
03:01:37,316 --> 03:01:39,716
and when the lights start

3250
03:01:42,866 --> 03:01:47,799
and the stars exploded will be fire哼

3251
03:01:49,116 --> 03:01:50,316
再看一下这个吧

3252
03:01:50,550 --> 03:01:52,800
is yours tripping on sky sipping

3253
03:01:52,800 --> 03:01:54,716
我以前还看过那个什么跟僵尸

3254
03:01:54,716 --> 03:01:55,399
谈恋爱的

3255
03:01:55,400 --> 03:01:56,266
我记得

3256
03:01:57,516 --> 03:02:00,516
就他们坐车然后去到那个什么

3257
03:02:00,800 --> 03:02:03,150
呃路过哪里然后有那个女鬼

3258
03:02:03,150 --> 03:02:04,866
然后他们俩谈起了恋爱

3259
03:02:07,066 --> 03:02:08,866
忘记了有点烂的片子

3260
03:02:09,066 --> 03:02:10,349
情爱爱

3261
03:02:11,116 --> 03:02:12,549
缘缘分分

3262
03:02:13,000 --> 03:02:14,116
哎呦这个只

3263
03:02:22,000 --> 03:02:22,800
有

3264
03:02:29,066 --> 03:02:29,999
哎这个吧这个

3265
03:02:31,200 --> 03:02:32,466
仇仇恨恨

3266
03:02:33,600 --> 03:02:34,950
这个这个是普通话

3267
03:02:39,866 --> 03:02:41,949
得一笑意

3268
03:02:42,866 --> 03:02:44,833
人生积福

3269
03:02:45,116 --> 03:02:47,199
是应该至少比那个好一点

3270
03:02:47,950 --> 03:02:49,950
让天人一体

3271
03:02:50,516 --> 03:02:52,349
玩笑玩起

3272
03:02:52,950 --> 03:02:56,316
痛破就会无憾

3273
03:02:57,600 --> 03:03:01,200
不管你我是人鬼神

3274
03:03:01,916 --> 03:03:04,999
老板娘来拿这个大红色的啊好

3275
03:03:05,466 --> 03:03:08,633
哎好好好哎老板好好好谢谢

3276
03:03:08,633 --> 03:03:10,266
别急别急马上拿给你啊

3277
03:03:10,266 --> 03:03:13,033
好好好我们卡卡的哎

3278
03:03:13,400 --> 03:03:16,800
说我金童六马多少钱呢 2,000

3279
03:03:18,633 --> 03:03:19,866
4,000啊

3280
03:03:20,866 --> 03:03:22,999
6,000到底多少钱呐

3281
03:03:23,116 --> 03:03:24,866
我说多少就多少啊

3282
03:03:24,866 --> 03:03:26,433
我不跟你算我跟大贵算去了

3283
03:03:26,516 --> 03:03:28,516
哎哎哎不要乱动啊

3284
03:03:28,516 --> 03:03:31,266
这些不是虾饺烧卖不能吃的

3285
03:03:32,866 --> 03:03:33,716
怪兽

3286
03:03:34,800 --> 03:03:36,116
小仔你怎么有空来

3287
03:03:37,066 --> 03:03:39,399
干什么那么开心呢你老爸死了

3288
03:03:39,633 --> 03:03:41,866
哈哈哈我老爸

3289
03:03:42,800 --> 03:03:44,950
怪叔对不起3件男衣贵叔不知道

3290
03:03:44,950 --> 03:03:47,066
你先回去一会我回来帮你料理好事啊

3291
03:03:47,066 --> 03:03:48,116
快点嘛3件男衣干什么

3292
03:03:48,116 --> 03:03:49,116
赶着投胎啊

3293
03:03:49,116 --> 03:03:51,399
我赶时间呢啊3件男衣

3294
03:03:51,600 --> 03:03:54,033
赵博一个蓝灯笼听到没有多少钱

3295
03:03:54,066 --> 03:03:57,999
呃一共二两了啊灯笼啊纸扎的樟木香

3296
03:03:58,000 --> 03:04:02,000
不是啊我要蓝灯笼啊没有没有你走吧

3297
03:04:02,466 --> 03:04:04,799
寿博人家是要个蓝灯笼

3298
03:04:05,600 --> 03:04:06,833
哎呀我帮你拿好了

3299
03:04:06,833 --> 03:04:10,233
谢谢啊哎我你讲话干嘛那么大声啊

3300
03:04:10,400 --> 03:04:11,916
我以为你听不见呢

3301
03:04:13,866 --> 03:04:15,149
不要耽误我的事啊

3302
03:04:15,400 --> 03:04:18,466
喂喂喂老婆老婆下回下我饿了

3303
03:04:19,466 --> 03:04:22,033
虽然我有很多零食但是我都不想吃

3304
03:04:22,666 --> 03:04:24,266
现在零食不太好吃

3305
03:04:26,233 --> 03:04:27,033
嗯

3306
03:04:33,433 --> 03:04:35,633
好害人哦这种梯子

3307
03:04:39,666 --> 03:04:42,399
啊要咬碎了

3308
03:04:43,633 --> 03:04:44,799
知道了

3309
03:04:53,433 --> 03:04:56,799
饿着容易生气我现在就生你的气哼

3310
03:04:58,550 --> 03:05:00,266
我喜欢什么零食吗

3311
03:05:01,750 --> 03:05:02,916
哎呦喂

3312
03:05:08,150 --> 03:05:09,350
哎呀冲到屁眼

3313
03:05:11,000 --> 03:05:11,800
好痛

3314
03:05:21,866 --> 03:05:25,633
最近没啥喜欢吃的零食食物异地了

3315
03:05:28,400 --> 03:05:29,666
不是在这吗

3316
03:05:32,200 --> 03:05:33,866
最喜欢吃的是冰淇淋

3317
03:05:33,950 --> 03:05:35,400
DQ的冰淇淋

3318
03:05:35,433 --> 03:05:36,633
下回小心点了啊

3319
03:05:36,800 --> 03:05:38,466
去帮他拿芝麻去好好

3320
03:05:40,633 --> 03:05:42,033
硕博啊硕博

3321
03:05:42,600 --> 03:05:45,316
你的生意这么忙叫运哥下来帮忙啊哦

3322
03:05:45,400 --> 03:05:47,666
运哥运哥

3323
03:05:48,000 --> 03:05:49,466
下来帮忙啊

3324
03:05:49,866 --> 03:05:54,833
运高运高手博哎哎运高在楼上呢

3325
03:05:54,866 --> 03:05:56,949
哦我就说屁眼

3326
03:05:57,866 --> 03:05:59,066
哈哈哈

3327
03:05:59,066 --> 03:06:02,199
我不说我不说我帮你把梯子摆好啊

3328
03:06:02,200 --> 03:06:04,516
算了算了你到柜台去吧我来我来哦

3329
03:06:05,800 --> 03:06:06,666
大家我

3330
03:06:07,200 --> 03:06:10,233
这个人好像已经去世了是吧那个演员

3331
03:06:10,400 --> 03:06:12,633
我小时候每次看到很胖的人

3332
03:06:12,633 --> 03:06:14,116
我就会有一股

3333
03:06:14,833 --> 03:06:16,633
很难受的感觉

3334
03:06:17,266 --> 03:06:20,516
我看到很胖很胖的人就会感觉很难过

3335
03:06:21,066 --> 03:06:23,066
就总感觉很胖很胖的人

3336
03:06:23,516 --> 03:06:24,799
很不健康

3337
03:06:25,066 --> 03:06:27,349
感觉他们的生命很脆弱

3338
03:06:27,350 --> 03:06:31,200
哈哈哈是不是很奇怪这个想法

3339
03:06:31,466 --> 03:06:33,033
硕博你上来干什么

3340
03:06:33,800 --> 03:06:35,800
是啊我上来干什么

3341
03:06:37,666 --> 03:06:39,199
哎哎哎寿伯

3342
03:06:39,516 --> 03:06:41,149
你不是有几十年风湿痛吗

3343
03:06:41,550 --> 03:06:43,150
不是是大风湿

3344
03:06:43,150 --> 03:06:44,233
哎呀一样了

3345
03:06:44,233 --> 03:06:45,033
来来来

3346
03:06:45,033 --> 03:06:46,516
我发明了一样可以治好你风湿

3347
03:06:46,516 --> 03:06:47,316
痛的东西哦

3348
03:06:47,316 --> 03:06:48,516
我小时候看电视剧

3349
03:06:48,516 --> 03:06:51,066
竟然看那种什么灯泡啊

3350
03:06:51,233 --> 03:06:54,666
很胖的人死了然后我就我就我就哭了

3351
03:06:54,950 --> 03:06:56,516
不是我有一个那个什么

3352
03:06:56,716 --> 03:06:57,716
哎好好经典

3353
03:06:57,716 --> 03:06:58,549
有一个那个什么

3354
03:06:58,550 --> 03:07:00,600
什么司令的一个电视剧

3355
03:07:03,316 --> 03:07:05,266
什么司令的那个

3356
03:07:06,350 --> 03:07:07,600
有道理是很健康的吗

3357
03:07:07,600 --> 03:07:09,666
哎呦但是你胖那么胖的话

3358
03:07:09,666 --> 03:07:12,199
那肯定多少会不太健康

3359
03:07:12,550 --> 03:07:14,516
像他那个胖法的话

3360
03:07:14,866 --> 03:07:16,866
不是一般的胖了就占你便宜好了

3361
03:07:17,466 --> 03:07:19,866
这还差不多不要后悔哦

3362
03:07:24,466 --> 03:07:25,266
来了

3363
03:07:32,600 --> 03:07:33,233
好像是

3364
03:07:33,233 --> 03:07:35,866
胖司令啊我不记得然后当时他好像

3365
03:07:36,116 --> 03:07:38,266
死了然后就电视剧里死了

3366
03:07:38,266 --> 03:07:40,349
然后我当时就看着我就啊

3367
03:07:43,150 --> 03:07:44,866
啊但是他是假死啊

3368
03:07:47,233 --> 03:07:49,116
这个电流做的啊

3369
03:07:56,116 --> 03:07:58,033
怎么样感觉如何

3370
03:07:58,400 --> 03:08:01,033
爽好爽啊

3371
03:08:01,150 --> 03:08:04,150
初代抖音好爽啊好爽

3372
03:08:05,750 --> 03:08:07,716
硕博你不能骗我啊

3373
03:08:09,066 --> 03:08:12,399
我形容不出来你自己试试了

3374
03:08:12,800 --> 03:08:15,316
啊真的好爽啊

3375
03:08:16,350 --> 03:08:17,150
啊

3376
03:08:29,000 --> 03:08:29,800
啊

3377
03:08:31,000 --> 03:08:31,800
啊

3378
03:08:35,266 --> 03:08:36,066
啊

3379
03:08:37,433 --> 03:08:38,066
真的

3380
03:08:38,066 --> 03:08:42,666
哎3总真要玩这些但是小子我才25岁

3381
03:08:42,800 --> 03:08:46,233
没有老人痴呆啊你别当我是傻瓜

3382
03:08:46,750 --> 03:08:47,950
25岁

3383
03:08:49,150 --> 03:08:52,266
啊不会是做程序员的饼干碎吧

3384
03:08:52,433 --> 03:08:56,466
少波你骗我

3385
03:08:59,666 --> 03:09:01,199
啊这不是尝试吗

3386
03:09:01,200 --> 03:09:02,833
我们已经过了大兴安岭了

3387
03:09:02,833 --> 03:09:04,399
什么时候才到张家口啊

3388
03:09:04,750 --> 03:09:07,033
会不会经过牧童遥指杏花村的杏花

3389
03:09:07,033 --> 03:09:09,916
村呢那里的竹叶青好好喝哦

3390
03:09:09,916 --> 03:09:12,149
以前我要你带我来中原你都不服啊

3391
03:09:12,150 --> 03:09:14,266
好漂亮啊为什么这次那么急呢

3392
03:09:15,833 --> 03:09:20,349
18年了趁你长大成人带你回去记一记

3393
03:09:20,400 --> 03:09:23,750
看起来比你年轻点哈哈哈

3394
03:09:24,200 --> 03:09:25,116
哎呦

3395
03:09:25,550 --> 03:09:29,266
饼干碎我们饼干碎得老成什么样了呀

3396
03:09:29,266 --> 03:09:32,149
爹你今天心情不好多多保养多买点

3397
03:09:32,150 --> 03:09:34,916
多买点护肤品啊做点医美吧

3398
03:09:35,800 --> 03:09:37,716
实在不行那个什么

3399
03:09:38,466 --> 03:09:40,599
王子嫩肤什么拉皮

3400
03:09:40,833 --> 03:09:44,716
什么电吉马啊这个吉马都安排上了

3401
03:09:47,316 --> 03:09:50,266
热玛吉热玛吉还是热热玛吉吧

3402
03:09:50,633 --> 03:09:51,866
哦不对热玛吉

3403
03:09:54,066 --> 03:09:57,149
姐你看今天晚上有红烧兔肉吃了

3404
03:10:03,800 --> 03:10:05,116
好细的腿呀

3405
03:10:19,716 --> 03:10:20,949
什么都做过吗

3406
03:10:20,950 --> 03:10:23,950
我想想热玛吉很贵好吗你别小瞧我

3407
03:10:23,950 --> 03:10:25,866
告诉你热玛吉多少钱来着

3408
03:10:28,200 --> 03:10:29,150
七八九千

3409
03:10:29,916 --> 03:10:33,033
块钱一般人还做不做不起呢

3410
03:10:33,033 --> 03:10:34,833
我只做过那个什么光子嫩肤

3411
03:10:34,833 --> 03:10:36,399
但是我觉得没啥屁用

3412
03:10:36,600 --> 03:10:38,433
我可不知道是不是我那个医院不太好

3413
03:10:38,433 --> 03:10:39,233
啊

3414
03:10:41,750 --> 03:10:45,716
那么急是啥呃紧致皮肤的哈哈

3415
03:10:48,200 --> 03:10:48,916
就说主播喜欢

3416
03:10:48,916 --> 03:10:51,466
腿主播本来就喜欢腿啊啊

3417
03:11:00,000 --> 03:11:01,600
不太吓人啊这个

3418
03:11:16,466 --> 03:11:20,716
这么近贵啊怎么拿便宜啊想说啊

3419
03:11:20,716 --> 03:11:21,749
什么事啊爹

3420
03:11:21,916 --> 03:11:24,833
抓不到就回来了我们还要赶路啊哦

3421
03:11:28,200 --> 03:11:32,066
嗯兔子好狡猾跑那么快好了走吧

3422
03:11:32,150 --> 03:11:34,150
嗯兔子好狡猾

3423
03:11:36,200 --> 03:11:38,950
哎在那边哎哎

3424
03:11:42,666 --> 03:11:43,949
啊啊

3425
03:11:45,266 --> 03:11:47,399
哈哈哈这好叫啊

3426
03:11:52,033 --> 03:11:52,949
好骄傲

3427
03:11:53,866 --> 03:11:55,633
这啥呀

3428
03:11:58,866 --> 03:12:02,199
这啥这真是喜剧片

3429
03:12:05,233 --> 03:12:06,833
美女应该不会记啊

3430
03:12:07,033 --> 03:12:10,799
还以为有红烧兔肉吃呢肚子好饿哦

3431
03:12:10,866 --> 03:12:13,199
爹你肚子饿不饿啊

3432
03:12:18,400 --> 03:12:20,800
爹这次怎么那么快就回答我了

3433
03:12:23,150 --> 03:12:24,550
我什么时候回答你了

3434
03:12:24,833 --> 03:12:26,033
还说没有

3435
03:12:26,033 --> 03:12:28,599
我才问了你3句你就回答我了

3436
03:12:30,833 --> 03:12:33,266
没有东西吃还能有那么多话说

3437
03:12:41,233 --> 03:12:42,999
给我掰掉

3438
03:12:46,433 --> 03:12:49,716
呵呵看完我才吓晕过去了呵呵不好说

3439
03:12:49,716 --> 03:12:51,349
你去干嘛呀你闻到了没有

3440
03:12:51,466 --> 03:12:52,716
我何止闻到

3441
03:12:52,750 --> 03:12:53,950
我还看到了呢

3442
03:12:54,550 --> 03:12:55,316
你看到了

3443
03:12:55,316 --> 03:12:57,799
你看到什么了哇

3444
03:12:58,116 --> 03:13:00,266
爹这次死不了了

3445
03:13:07,633 --> 03:13:10,233
就我一直觉得他们这种只能烤他

3446
03:13:10,233 --> 03:13:11,633
都没有盐味

3447
03:13:11,633 --> 03:13:13,999
没有盐怎么吃啊吃

3448
03:13:18,466 --> 03:13:21,066
爹都睡觉了不用问了啦

3449
03:13:25,316 --> 03:13:26,266
啊

3450
03:13:30,633 --> 03:13:32,633
以前哪来人啊

3451
03:13:37,116 --> 03:13:37,916
啊

3452
03:13:41,466 --> 03:13:42,266
呀

3453
03:13:43,150 --> 03:13:43,950
呀

3454
03:13:44,200 --> 03:13:45,150
是什么

3455
03:13:49,400 --> 03:13:50,200
嗯

3456
03:13:51,750 --> 03:13:54,433
哈哈哈哈哈

3457
03:13:56,600 --> 03:13:58,200
哎呀太不吓人了

3458
03:13:58,466 --> 03:14:00,599
看到我爹在这里还不晓得回避

3459
03:14:00,750 --> 03:14:03,116
算了我爹啊这眉毛好厉害

3460
03:14:04,266 --> 03:14:06,199
今天你把我的脸弄烂

3461
03:14:06,633 --> 03:14:08,433
今后你叫我怎么出来混

3462
03:14:08,716 --> 03:14:12,433
小心红袍魔鬼很厉害啊红袍魔鬼

3463
03:14:13,750 --> 03:14:16,716
啊啊啊

3464
03:14:42,950 --> 03:14:44,266
主播也要学习学习

3465
03:14:44,266 --> 03:14:46,033
学习这些可爱的声音

3466
03:14:49,116 --> 03:14:49,916
啊

3467
03:14:51,750 --> 03:14:53,833
小双回来啊

3468
03:14:56,150 --> 03:14:58,316
确实腿好好看哦

3469
03:15:12,433 --> 03:15:14,066
我也想不学

3470
03:15:15,633 --> 03:15:16,433
哼

3471
03:15:17,400 --> 03:15:18,266
红袍火鬼

3472
03:15:18,316 --> 03:15:19,916
我爹在战斗已经很可爱

3473
03:15:19,916 --> 03:15:21,349
再这样下去世界就危险了

3474
03:15:21,350 --> 03:15:24,150
你们这些话到底复制给多少个主播啊

3475
03:15:24,233 --> 03:15:27,716
怎么那么那么那么重合啊

3476
03:15:28,600 --> 03:15:30,116
能怎么能好几个

3477
03:15:30,116 --> 03:15:32,116
人都发同样一模一样的这句话

3478
03:15:32,116 --> 03:15:34,466
到底复复制给多少过点

3479
03:15:34,600 --> 03:15:37,116
到底复制给多少主播过

3480
03:15:38,400 --> 03:15:39,516
第一次的时候

3481
03:15:39,516 --> 03:15:42,199
我还以为只是说给我一个人听的呢

3482
03:15:42,633 --> 03:15:46,433
没想到大家都有是吗行知道了

3483
03:15:48,316 --> 03:15:50,866
是小碎自我感觉太良好了

3484
03:15:51,033 --> 03:15:52,949
要了那是你原唱

3485
03:15:53,466 --> 03:15:56,316
啊动漫里的台词你看你又在骗人

3486
03:15:56,400 --> 03:15:59,666
这就是主播为什么不相信你的原因啊

3487
03:15:59,833 --> 03:16:00,749
let's go

3488
03:16:04,716 --> 03:16:07,916
男人没一个好东西不敢相信大家了

3489
03:16:08,066 --> 03:16:09,866
老是被骗哼

3490
03:16:10,600 --> 03:16:11,400
哼

3491
03:16:12,666 --> 03:16:14,349
饼干算没一个好东西

3492
03:16:36,266 --> 03:16:39,066
永远相信你刚才在说是你原创的呢

3493
03:16:39,116 --> 03:16:40,149
滚滚滚

3494
03:17:06,433 --> 03:17:08,516
舒服了舒服到精灵球里

3495
03:17:14,633 --> 03:17:16,399
哼你也会有今天啊

3496
03:17:17,950 --> 03:17:18,950
别卖乖了

3497
03:17:19,033 --> 03:17:20,599
放了他好

3498
03:17:25,516 --> 03:17:26,716
快上路啊

3499
03:17:30,600 --> 03:17:31,400
哼

3500
03:17:32,150 --> 03:17:34,833
饼干穗都是很坏很坏的人

3501
03:17:45,066 --> 03:17:47,516
这种穿着感觉就要闯鬼啊

3502
03:17:47,600 --> 03:17:49,000
这么晚了别做了

3503
03:17:49,033 --> 03:17:50,999
少在那假惺惺的呐

3504
03:17:51,000 --> 03:17:52,750
喝杯参茶又让我补啊

3505
03:17:53,916 --> 03:17:56,749
哈哈哈哈又要让你补

3506
03:17:56,750 --> 03:17:58,466
你早上床早办事啊

3507
03:17:58,516 --> 03:17:59,633
办你妈个头啊

3508
03:17:59,716 --> 03:18:01,833
哈哈我已经一个月没找你了

3509
03:18:02,116 --> 03:18:03,666
今年你就别想碰我了

3510
03:18:04,466 --> 03:18:05,749
洗个澡咱俩上床了

3511
03:18:05,866 --> 03:18:07,633
哎嘿嘿哎

3512
03:18:07,750 --> 03:18:09,266
早上床早办事啊嘿嘿

3513
03:18:09,266 --> 03:18:10,749
拜你妈个头啊哈哈哈

3514
03:18:10,750 --> 03:18:12,600
我已经一个月没找你了

3515
03:18:12,833 --> 03:18:14,066
你怎么说的呀

3516
03:18:14,350 --> 03:18:16,266
你总不能老让我自己来啊

3517
03:18:16,433 --> 03:18:18,549
哎老婆嗯运高呢

3518
03:18:18,666 --> 03:18:21,599
不知道啊可能在后院里吧我喜欢这个

3519
03:18:22,033 --> 03:18:24,749
拜你妈个头哈哈

3520
03:18:31,433 --> 03:18:35,149
看美女说脏话有一种别样的乐趣

3521
03:18:35,150 --> 03:18:37,466
你不懂你傻孩子在这干什么

3522
03:18:38,550 --> 03:18:41,066
哼哇弄这么个东西好哎

3523
03:18:41,116 --> 03:18:43,516
以后这口井打水啊就不用手提了

3524
03:18:43,633 --> 03:18:45,066
笨蛋这是个枯井

3525
03:18:45,200 --> 03:18:47,000
摆着东西在这有什么用啊

3526
03:18:47,916 --> 03:18:50,949
谢谢风霜已静静止止的A47

3527
03:18:52,066 --> 03:18:53,399
虽然昨日情话是唱的

3528
03:18:53,400 --> 03:18:55,916
但喜欢你的声音是会变的啊所以

3529
03:18:55,916 --> 03:18:59,066
你能感觉感觉到比刚才的心意吗啊

3530
03:19:00,550 --> 03:19:02,200
什么事啊老爸

3531
03:19:02,433 --> 03:19:03,399
看样东西

3532
03:19:05,000 --> 03:19:08,266
啊好东西哇这么大一口锅

3533
03:19:08,550 --> 03:19:09,866
你从哪偷来的

3534
03:19:10,150 --> 03:19:11,200
我借来的

3535
03:19:12,116 --> 03:19:13,799
下一次再拷打大家吧

3536
03:19:13,800 --> 03:19:16,433
大家如果对虚拟主播的喜欢

3537
03:19:16,666 --> 03:19:18,949
所有虚拟主播的喜欢是

3538
03:19:19,400 --> 03:19:20,233
100分的话

3539
03:19:20,233 --> 03:19:23,066
对其中多少分分给我这样的问题

3540
03:19:23,066 --> 03:19:24,033
水都凉了

3541
03:19:24,150 --> 03:19:26,950
我洗冷水也不会死啊等会吧

3542
03:19:28,400 --> 03:19:31,000
嗯你看什么你又不懂进去进去进去

3543
03:19:33,233 --> 03:19:35,516
哎哎啊这大锅干什么用的

3544
03:19:35,516 --> 03:19:36,599
攥着炒饭呢

3545
03:19:36,800 --> 03:19:38,400
是装饰的老师教我的了

3546
03:19:39,433 --> 03:19:41,349
装屎端老鼠哎

3547
03:19:41,433 --> 03:19:43,949
是从外国来教我们科学那个老师啊

3548
03:19:44,316 --> 03:19:46,316
还帮我取了个洋名叫乱狗

3549
03:19:46,433 --> 03:19:47,316
您不记得了

3550
03:19:47,400 --> 03:19:50,666
记得就是给你取了个名字叫乱搞吗

3551
03:19:51,633 --> 03:19:53,066
他转来转去搞什么鬼啊

3552
03:19:53,150 --> 03:19:56,716
哎呀这个叫做天地阴阳灵气接收网啊

3553
03:19:56,750 --> 03:19:58,033
他转动之后啊

3554
03:19:58,066 --> 03:20:00,833
就能接收全天下的灵气磁场的

3555
03:20:00,833 --> 03:20:01,633
您不知道

3556
03:20:01,866 --> 03:20:04,833
哦也太少了吧别回答了别气人啊

3557
03:20:04,833 --> 03:20:07,466
我转的头都晕了你妈也不让我碰

3558
03:20:07,516 --> 03:20:09,116
睡觉了哈哈

3559
03:20:12,433 --> 03:20:13,233
哈

3560
03:20:21,316 --> 03:20:23,399
哎呦别骗人了

3561
03:20:23,750 --> 03:20:27,600
受不了这个弹幕里各领神兵助我威力

3562
03:20:27,600 --> 03:20:28,516
众鬼聆听

3563
03:20:30,350 --> 03:20:31,433
鬼魂令灯

3564
03:20:31,466 --> 03:20:32,399
神灯引路

3565
03:20:39,433 --> 03:20:42,149
心之必要竖起来了老被骗的话

3566
03:20:42,466 --> 03:20:43,599
本朕乡民

3567
03:20:44,466 --> 03:20:45,466
慈悲心肠

3568
03:20:46,200 --> 03:20:47,116
送鬼还乡

3569
03:20:57,750 --> 03:20:59,750
好帅的身法呀

3570
03:21:18,033 --> 03:21:18,866
哼哼哼

3571
03:21:47,716 --> 03:21:50,749
没有建厂群有没有二厂群哦

3572
03:21:52,666 --> 03:21:53,466
起

3573
03:22:04,916 --> 03:22:06,399
哎呀怎么又是美女啊

3574
03:22:06,400 --> 03:22:08,233
这怎么这怎么下呀

3575
03:22:14,750 --> 03:22:18,066
那你加的是啥题你加的是小全团体吧

3576
03:22:19,800 --> 03:22:20,600
啊

3577
03:22:21,633 --> 03:22:22,549
啊

3578
03:22:24,116 --> 03:22:25,116
啊

3579
03:22:27,750 --> 03:22:28,666
啊

3580
03:22:31,866 --> 03:22:34,749
啊啊啊

3581
03:22:44,633 --> 03:22:46,916
哎呀惨了连炒饭锅都砸了

3582
03:22:46,916 --> 03:22:49,466
哎呦这死孩子在那搞什么鬼啊

3583
03:22:49,750 --> 03:22:50,316
成成你拉

3584
03:22:50,316 --> 03:22:52,949
你们的那个什么门槛是那个什么

3585
03:22:52,950 --> 03:22:54,550
别告诉30级啊

3586
03:22:54,916 --> 03:22:57,149
别告诉30级再来说再说吧

3587
03:23:00,833 --> 03:23:01,716
你给我下来

3588
03:23:02,200 --> 03:23:03,066
运高

3589
03:23:03,433 --> 03:23:06,466
哎老婆算了帮忙收拾一下就行了吗

3590
03:23:06,516 --> 03:23:08,033
都是你把他给惯的

3591
03:23:08,033 --> 03:23:10,633
要生你自个生我才懒得管呢啊

3592
03:23:15,633 --> 03:23:18,466
这死孩子真是越来越不想死孩子

3593
03:23:18,716 --> 03:23:20,549
好好修理他不可哼

3594
03:23:22,200 --> 03:23:25,350
哎呀完了完了接收器全泡汤了

3595
03:23:28,550 --> 03:23:29,633
白忙一场

3596
03:23:32,716 --> 03:23:34,916
看见你鬼呢在这下面吗

3597
03:23:35,833 --> 03:23:37,033
哎呦屁股

3598
03:23:45,350 --> 03:23:46,150
啊

3599
03:23:48,800 --> 03:23:49,800
真差劲啊

3600
03:23:50,233 --> 03:23:51,866
这么晚了你还没睡哈

3601
03:23:52,350 --> 03:23:53,666
哈从来没见过你

3602
03:23:54,400 --> 03:23:55,950
你好像不助阵啊

3603
03:24:01,866 --> 03:24:07,116
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

3604
03:24:09,466 --> 03:24:10,266
鬼

3605
03:24:11,066 --> 03:24:12,516
我刚刚碰到鬼了

3606
03:24:13,350 --> 03:24:15,150
哎呦哎呦

3607
03:24:16,666 --> 03:24:17,833
好痛啊

3608
03:24:19,066 --> 03:24:20,316
我不是做梦了

3609
03:24:20,433 --> 03:24:21,999
我真的遇到鬼了啊

3610
03:24:23,950 --> 03:24:26,400
你在哪里啊快出来啊

3611
03:24:33,400 --> 03:24:34,200
老爸

3612
03:24:34,600 --> 03:24:35,800
你死定喽

3613
03:24:36,266 --> 03:24:37,433
又怎么了

3614
03:24:38,550 --> 03:24:40,466
昨晚上干什么这跑还算男人

3615
03:24:40,466 --> 03:24:42,066
你不跑是吧你

3616
03:24:43,066 --> 03:24:45,716
牡丹花下死你做鬼也风流是吧

3617
03:24:45,716 --> 03:24:46,599
在哪里啊

3618
03:24:47,033 --> 03:24:49,116
楼上楼上

3619
03:24:51,916 --> 03:24:55,199
嗨老妈哎哎哎

3620
03:24:58,150 --> 03:25:01,433
没有了惨了哎哎

3621
03:25:01,750 --> 03:25:03,866
我救儿子别拦着我啊

3622
03:25:06,516 --> 03:25:08,399
哎呀哎呀啊

3623
03:25:08,400 --> 03:25:10,266
你这个混球枉费你念了不少的书

3624
03:25:10,266 --> 03:25:12,316
你知道什么叫做不问自己是为贼吗

3625
03:25:12,433 --> 03:25:13,516
什么贼啊

3626
03:25:13,516 --> 03:25:14,799
我又没偷东西

3627
03:25:15,116 --> 03:25:16,716
你还不承认你偷奶奶的锅

3628
03:25:16,716 --> 03:25:19,399
啊啊啊打死你啊

3629
03:25:19,433 --> 03:25:20,549
竟然没有得到

3630
03:25:20,666 --> 03:25:23,116
放下了揍死你我啊

3631
03:25:24,200 --> 03:25:27,000
啊你快认错呀我又没偷东西

3632
03:25:27,000 --> 03:25:29,716
我是跟他借的他没有偷你跟谁借的

3633
03:25:30,600 --> 03:25:32,200
我怎么找都找不到五师太

3634
03:25:32,400 --> 03:25:33,633
只好先拿来用了

3635
03:25:34,116 --> 03:25:35,799
这就叫做快吧

3636
03:25:36,066 --> 03:25:39,466
我错了你以为认错就可以了吗啊

3637
03:25:40,433 --> 03:25:42,799
打破了那个炒饭锅赔给他就行了吗

3638
03:25:43,066 --> 03:25:44,549
要你的锅有什么用啊

3639
03:25:44,600 --> 03:25:46,716
人家的锅煮了20几年的斋了

3640
03:25:46,716 --> 03:25:47,916
你知不知道啊

3641
03:25:47,916 --> 03:25:48,999
今天整个斋堂的人

3642
03:25:49,000 --> 03:25:50,666
都在等着这个锅开火呢

3643
03:25:51,666 --> 03:25:53,749
你们两个不要面子我还要脸呢

3644
03:25:53,950 --> 03:25:56,266
你那个死儿子我非好笑你不干嘛

3645
03:25:56,866 --> 03:25:58,716
说白了你好问题

3646
03:25:58,866 --> 03:26:01,633
看你还敢不敢去套路啊哎不要打了

3647
03:26:02,150 --> 03:26:03,666
打在儿身痛在负心

3648
03:26:03,666 --> 03:26:05,716
你要是真想打有本事打我

3649
03:26:11,116 --> 03:26:12,466
哎呦哎呀

3650
03:26:12,466 --> 03:26:14,833
你也真是偷人家师太的锅干什么

3651
03:26:15,150 --> 03:26:16,600
妈什么妈

3652
03:26:16,633 --> 03:26:17,949
有本事叫他打我

3653
03:26:18,550 --> 03:26:20,200
好你说的

3654
03:26:21,033 --> 03:26:23,116
对我说的

3655
03:26:24,316 --> 03:26:27,116
哎老婆哎老婆我说了不算

3656
03:26:27,116 --> 03:26:28,749
儿子我保不了你了哎呀

3657
03:26:29,000 --> 03:26:29,800
给我站住

3658
03:26:30,350 --> 03:26:33,116
妈没叫你动你就不准动

3659
03:26:34,750 --> 03:26:36,466
这支枪烧完了才准下来

3660
03:26:37,266 --> 03:26:39,349
六国大风向说完了

3661
03:26:39,800 --> 03:26:41,516
这种我觉得嗯

3662
03:26:42,433 --> 03:26:43,633
这是以后的小岁吗

3663
03:26:43,633 --> 03:26:46,149
那不行那如果要过这种婚姻生活

3664
03:26:46,150 --> 03:26:47,550
还不如别结婚了

3665
03:26:47,550 --> 03:26:49,000
太累了疲惫

3666
03:26:49,633 --> 03:26:53,266
我结婚的不是那个啥不是去做保姆

3667
03:26:53,466 --> 03:26:54,666
当幼教的

3668
03:26:54,833 --> 03:26:58,149
太阳的快呀快

3669
03:26:58,516 --> 03:26:59,349
快灭了快

3670
03:26:59,350 --> 03:27:00,150
哈哈

3671
03:27:00,866 --> 03:27:01,999
可能吗

3672
03:27:04,000 --> 03:27:07,633
嘿好极了哈哈哈是我谢谢你啊

3673
03:27:07,950 --> 03:27:09,233
你气长是不是

3674
03:27:09,466 --> 03:27:11,466
要把这只吹完了他才准下来

3675
03:27:14,916 --> 03:27:16,549
这么来其中吗没有没有

3676
03:27:17,000 --> 03:27:20,350
这只这那个什么跟大家玩那什么

3677
03:27:21,266 --> 03:27:22,599
都是开玩笑的

3678
03:27:22,600 --> 03:27:24,400
就是如果生活中真这样的话

3679
03:27:24,400 --> 03:27:25,666
那活着也太累了吧

3680
03:27:25,666 --> 03:27:28,066
什么都要你管着的话你不能走啊

3681
03:27:28,116 --> 03:27:29,066
兽博兽博

3682
03:27:31,716 --> 03:27:32,516
小博

3683
03:27:34,800 --> 03:27:36,516
哎呀这是我朋友

3684
03:27:36,600 --> 03:27:38,266
准备吃饭了哦

3685
03:27:42,200 --> 03:27:43,000
哎呀

3686
03:27:44,033 --> 03:27:45,949
老爸小伙啊

3687
03:27:46,833 --> 03:27:48,999
哎你那个妈呀

3688
03:27:50,066 --> 03:27:52,233
老爸我没听见啊

3689
03:27:52,466 --> 03:27:54,199
老爸啊

3690
03:27:55,066 --> 03:27:57,716
怎么你来了寿伯呢在上面做事呢哈哈

3691
03:27:58,000 --> 03:28:00,433
哎老婆罚了那么久也该够了

3692
03:28:00,633 --> 03:28:01,749
子不教父之过

3693
03:28:01,750 --> 03:28:03,866
你就是这样宠坏了儿子了哎

3694
03:28:04,200 --> 03:28:05,233
去洗手了

3695
03:28:05,266 --> 03:28:07,599
顺便带寿伯下来吃饭了哦

3696
03:28:08,266 --> 03:28:11,433
哎去叫寿婆下来吃饭了啊

3697
03:28:12,150 --> 03:28:12,950
哎

3698
03:28:13,516 --> 03:28:14,316
哈

3699
03:28:15,433 --> 03:28:16,833
哈哈哎呦

3700
03:28:17,633 --> 03:28:19,116
果儿断了才是理想婚姻

3701
03:28:19,116 --> 03:28:20,866
那我觉得也不是吧

3702
03:28:21,633 --> 03:28:23,399
那结婚干嘛哦

3703
03:28:23,400 --> 03:28:24,833
你起不来了

3704
03:28:26,916 --> 03:28:29,033
那肯定你甜甜蜜蜜的呀

3705
03:28:29,866 --> 03:28:33,549
不不我不会哎呦鬼爷小倩来了

3706
03:28:34,350 --> 03:28:36,033
哎这美人我怎么没见过

3707
03:28:36,033 --> 03:28:37,999
人家是第一天来的嘛

3708
03:28:38,200 --> 03:28:40,666
哦文秋你听见了啊

3709
03:28:40,666 --> 03:28:42,916
但是结婚是不可能永远甜甜

3710
03:28:42,916 --> 03:28:43,949
蜜蜜的是吧

3711
03:28:44,266 --> 03:28:45,066
哎

3712
03:28:45,666 --> 03:28:46,633
还是别结了

3713
03:28:47,033 --> 03:28:49,666
小倩我这儿子变大人全靠你喽

3714
03:28:49,833 --> 03:28:50,833
那我不得包给后

3715
03:28:50,833 --> 03:28:52,666
哎呦那别结了

3716
03:28:52,666 --> 03:28:53,549
没劲没劲

3717
03:28:53,550 --> 03:28:56,266
那我想呃什么甜甜蜜蜜一辈子

3718
03:28:56,400 --> 03:29:00,350
我最喜欢了老爸我不要你少来这套

3719
03:29:00,833 --> 03:29:02,633
等你尝了甜头上了瘾

3720
03:29:03,316 --> 03:29:04,916
还不每天晚上吵着要我带你

3721
03:29:04,916 --> 03:29:06,666
哈哈哈哈哈

3722
03:29:07,033 --> 03:29:08,866
过来嘛过来嘛

3723
03:29:08,866 --> 03:29:11,349
现在别叫啊进房再叫吧去吧

3724
03:29:11,916 --> 03:29:15,149
老爸我不要哎哎哎小姐小姐你干什么

3725
03:29:15,150 --> 03:29:16,466
你是不是嫌弃我了

3726
03:29:16,466 --> 03:29:17,949
不不不你不要误会

3727
03:29:17,950 --> 03:29:19,833
我不是我不是这个意思

3728
03:29:20,033 --> 03:29:22,399
你哎呀我是跟你开玩笑的

3729
03:29:23,316 --> 03:29:25,266
老爸这钱是有限的吗

3730
03:29:25,266 --> 03:29:26,316
哎呦

3731
03:29:27,066 --> 03:29:29,949
出去小子没叫没叫没叫

3732
03:29:31,266 --> 03:29:32,949
那结婚挺没劲的

3733
03:29:33,633 --> 03:29:35,266
你饶了我吧来嘛

3734
03:29:35,266 --> 03:29:37,233
这男的也太弱了吧

3735
03:29:38,000 --> 03:29:40,750
哎呦他那么大个人了他会做的啦

3736
03:29:40,750 --> 03:29:42,750
就算是不会小青也会教他的

3737
03:29:42,750 --> 03:29:43,916
你快点过来吧

3738
03:29:43,916 --> 03:29:45,599
来呀来嘛来

3739
03:29:45,633 --> 03:29:46,233
等一等啊

3740
03:29:46,233 --> 03:29:49,549
我很快就来啊那就快点了他们妈妈呢

3741
03:29:49,550 --> 03:29:50,350
很快

3742
03:29:52,200 --> 03:29:53,000
哦

3743
03:29:53,433 --> 03:29:55,316
哦这小子还真爽啊

3744
03:29:55,316 --> 03:29:56,916
这么快就哭爹喊娘的

3745
03:29:57,150 --> 03:30:00,266
轮到我就爽了哦哦

3746
03:30:00,916 --> 03:30:01,716
哦

3747
03:30:02,316 --> 03:30:04,866
哈哈哈哈

3748
03:30:05,233 --> 03:30:06,466
对不起啊小泉姑娘

3749
03:30:06,866 --> 03:30:11,633
我不是有心的下次好哈哈哈哈

3750
03:30:13,033 --> 03:30:15,749
喜欢那个女鬼是吧uh

3751
03:30:20,116 --> 03:30:20,866
妈什么事

3752
03:30:20,866 --> 03:30:22,866
大家结婚不会也是这个状态吧

3753
03:30:22,866 --> 03:30:25,266
我不行我今晚真不行

3754
03:30:25,516 --> 03:30:27,599
这什么呃

3755
03:30:28,466 --> 03:30:29,466
我不知道

3756
03:30:30,466 --> 03:30:31,633
你到哪去过了

3757
03:30:33,866 --> 03:30:34,916
怡红院

3758
03:30:35,233 --> 03:30:37,999
找不到指甲刀了指甲好长啊难受

3759
03:30:38,866 --> 03:30:39,866
老爸

3760
03:30:40,916 --> 03:30:42,066
他带你去干什么

3761
03:30:42,266 --> 03:30:43,066
呃

3762
03:30:44,116 --> 03:30:46,316
他带我去做大人呢

3763
03:30:46,516 --> 03:30:47,749
但是我没做到

3764
03:30:48,233 --> 03:30:49,433
那你老爸呢

3765
03:30:50,833 --> 03:30:53,349
哈哈哈天天晚上

3766
03:30:54,350 --> 03:30:55,833
啊好可怜哦

3767
03:30:56,866 --> 03:30:59,266
哎哎砍死他就不必了

3768
03:30:59,266 --> 03:31:02,599
打断他手脚就算了哈哈哈

3769
03:31:03,000 --> 03:31:05,516
哎你空着手怎么打断他手脚啊

3770
03:31:05,516 --> 03:31:07,116
起码要带根棍子啊

3771
03:31:09,000 --> 03:31:09,800
哈哈

3772
03:31:10,266 --> 03:31:11,799
老婆干嘛呢

3773
03:31:13,316 --> 03:31:15,266
瞧不起谁呢瞧不起你呢

3774
03:31:20,600 --> 03:31:21,916
老爸这下惨了

3775
03:31:23,316 --> 03:31:24,199
发电机

3776
03:31:27,200 --> 03:31:28,000
怎么会这样

3777
03:31:28,433 --> 03:31:31,516
会不会爆炸啊啊啊

3778
03:31:38,866 --> 03:31:42,199
哎呀寿伯寿伯救我救我

3779
03:31:43,516 --> 03:31:46,716
你鬼那么漂亮怕什么

3780
03:31:49,033 --> 03:31:50,399
你怎么会在这里啊

3781
03:31:58,633 --> 03:31:59,549
你下来啊

3782
03:31:59,866 --> 03:32:01,266
下来啊啊

3783
03:32:01,833 --> 03:32:04,316
啊啊啊

3784
03:32:08,400 --> 03:32:10,600
我找你一整天了你跑哪去了

3785
03:32:12,400 --> 03:32:13,716
习惯早好睡了

3786
03:32:14,716 --> 03:32:16,666
这一点也不吓人啊

3787
03:32:17,600 --> 03:32:19,233
啊啊

3788
03:32:23,233 --> 03:32:25,999
哎呦亲小嘴了哎哎

3789
03:32:26,150 --> 03:32:27,000
你找谁啊

3790
03:32:27,000 --> 03:32:28,000
我找运高

3791
03:32:28,316 --> 03:32:31,716
嘘大贵道出马哪去了我刚回来

3792
03:32:33,950 --> 03:32:35,466
你个小兔崽子往哪躲

3793
03:32:36,800 --> 03:32:38,433
啊老爸

3794
03:32:39,200 --> 03:32:40,516
羞羞脸你这个小王八蛋

3795
03:32:40,516 --> 03:32:42,116
告诉你妈我带你到怡红院

3796
03:32:42,116 --> 03:32:43,466
让你妈来怡红院抓我

3797
03:32:43,466 --> 03:32:44,433
你出卖了我

3798
03:32:44,466 --> 03:32:46,399
你自己却偷偷带了个女的回来

3799
03:32:46,400 --> 03:32:47,400
这不离婚

3800
03:32:48,516 --> 03:32:49,316
没有啊

3801
03:32:50,350 --> 03:32:52,350
嗯还说没有啊

3802
03:32:52,666 --> 03:32:54,233
啊啊

3803
03:32:54,950 --> 03:32:56,266
是鬼哎哎

3804
03:32:56,316 --> 03:32:57,633
老爸你听我说

3805
03:32:57,633 --> 03:32:58,749
他是好鬼

3806
03:32:58,916 --> 03:33:00,999
我找人跟你玩你不玩你跟鬼玩

3807
03:33:01,000 --> 03:33:02,066
你别拦着我啊

3808
03:33:03,033 --> 03:33:05,149
老爸老爸你好

3809
03:33:05,233 --> 03:33:06,666
老爸老爸

3810
03:33:07,800 --> 03:33:09,400
老婆拦住他是鬼

3811
03:33:18,000 --> 03:33:18,800
老爸

3812
03:33:19,400 --> 03:33:20,400
滚开啊

3813
03:33:22,350 --> 03:33:24,800
老爸我求你不要再打他了

3814
03:33:24,800 --> 03:33:26,866
他这个好鬼啊

3815
03:33:27,033 --> 03:33:28,833
你这傻小子鬼迷心窍了

3816
03:33:30,666 --> 03:33:32,999
你们两个人打他他都没有还手

3817
03:33:33,000 --> 03:33:34,150
这还不能证明吗

3818
03:33:34,233 --> 03:33:34,999
可这样看

3819
03:33:35,000 --> 03:33:37,233
又没有我第一次出现的时候漂亮啊

3820
03:33:37,233 --> 03:33:38,599
这样看又不怎么漂亮了

3821
03:33:38,600 --> 03:33:40,866
觉没觉得祖先有训室

3822
03:33:40,866 --> 03:33:42,266
家里面不能养鬼的

3823
03:33:42,350 --> 03:33:44,750
老妈你这样把它放出去

3824
03:33:44,800 --> 03:33:46,466
他会变成孤魂野鬼的

3825
03:33:48,516 --> 03:33:51,599
老爸我没你那么好心肠嗯

3826
03:33:52,116 --> 03:33:55,799
老妈你妈比我还狠毒哈哈哈

3827
03:33:58,000 --> 03:34:00,350
哈哈哈你没好心肠吗

3828
03:34:00,866 --> 03:34:01,633
帮儿子吗

3829
03:34:01,633 --> 03:34:02,433
没关系

3830
03:34:03,066 --> 03:34:04,633
没有刚才看起来漂亮了

3831
03:34:04,633 --> 03:34:06,433
我现在感觉不算美女了

3832
03:34:11,950 --> 03:34:12,433
等一下

3833
03:34:12,433 --> 03:34:15,199
你的念咒及四方精气请动神灵

3834
03:34:15,200 --> 03:34:16,200
破顶断桥

3835
03:34:16,200 --> 03:34:17,150
那鬼魂呢

3836
03:34:17,150 --> 03:34:19,350
就会骑着青竹重入阴间了

3837
03:34:19,433 --> 03:34:20,349
到时候啊

3838
03:34:20,433 --> 03:34:22,866
他就得以投胎转世做人了老婆

3839
03:34:25,116 --> 03:34:26,349
准备好没有好了

3840
03:34:27,833 --> 03:34:29,749
我好胖啊

3841
03:34:30,800 --> 03:34:32,516
好圆的肚子

3842
03:34:37,066 --> 03:34:39,033
天纲地灵七星照顶

3843
03:34:39,066 --> 03:34:41,433
太极阴阳化作二神听我差遣

3844
03:34:46,600 --> 03:34:48,316
耻辱上天愚武上天

3845
03:34:48,316 --> 03:34:52,233
耻辱入地愚武入地从来哈哈哈有病

3846
03:34:52,350 --> 03:34:53,516
你自己断定吧

3847
03:34:53,516 --> 03:34:54,666
我不懂你们男人

3848
03:34:54,666 --> 03:34:57,116
你问问吧你自己想想吧

3849
03:35:05,666 --> 03:35:07,349
啊嗯我不

3850
03:35:09,266 --> 03:35:12,116
怎么样没道理啊怎么会这样

3851
03:35:12,116 --> 03:35:14,916
你功力衰退身子虚吗你你别乱讲啊

3852
03:35:15,066 --> 03:35:16,549
你多去几次春妈那啊

3853
03:35:16,550 --> 03:35:18,316
我看呐你连桥都砍不断了

3854
03:35:18,316 --> 03:35:20,949
我老爸现在怎么办呢

3855
03:35:21,116 --> 03:35:23,266
怎么办叫你妈补个卦问问喽

3856
03:35:23,266 --> 03:35:24,066
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3857
03:35:32,150 --> 03:35:34,316
病高你去拔他剪个头发过来

3858
03:35:34,516 --> 03:35:37,116
哦哦这没有你还真回答呀

3859
03:35:38,000 --> 03:35:39,033
哎呦好痛

3860
03:36:03,600 --> 03:36:05,116
原来他没了主魂了

3861
03:36:05,400 --> 03:36:07,433
哎傻小子你在哪找到他的

3862
03:36:07,433 --> 03:36:08,433
在井那边

3863
03:36:08,550 --> 03:36:10,633
你们觉得这是一个什么表情啊

3864
03:36:10,716 --> 03:36:12,716
原来他是经阴道而来

3865
03:36:14,116 --> 03:36:16,749
他的主魂一定是掉到阴之谷底了

3866
03:36:16,750 --> 03:36:18,800
要找回来太恶俗了

3867
03:36:18,800 --> 03:36:19,600
下去才行

3868
03:36:19,833 --> 03:36:21,549
老爸快下阴道去找他

3869
03:36:21,866 --> 03:36:23,549
你想让爹去送死啊

3870
03:36:23,633 --> 03:36:24,916
俗话不是说吗急

3871
03:36:24,916 --> 03:36:26,599
阴之谷下的九转十三弯呐

3872
03:36:26,600 --> 03:36:28,400
分分钟都是有命去没命回的

3873
03:36:28,400 --> 03:36:29,716
多危险呐哎

3874
03:36:29,866 --> 03:36:30,799
虽然很危险

3875
03:36:30,800 --> 03:36:31,750
但你老爸不怕死

3876
03:36:31,750 --> 03:36:33,266
嗯只不过是没信心罢了

3877
03:36:33,666 --> 03:36:35,199
要是师兄在这就不一样了

3878
03:36:35,200 --> 03:36:36,516
师傅太低俗了

3879
03:36:37,266 --> 03:36:38,866
开坛摆龙头绳

3880
03:36:40,600 --> 03:36:43,266
记住啊香没上完就弄我上来知道了

3881
03:36:44,600 --> 03:36:46,266
哎小心点啊小心啊

3882
03:36:54,000 --> 03:36:56,000
这有延迟啊

3883
03:36:57,800 --> 03:37:00,716
有延迟他自己故意的好吗

3884
03:37:00,716 --> 03:37:02,916
这个他绝对就是故意的呀

3885
03:37:03,233 --> 03:37:04,349
怪我是吧

3886
03:37:05,266 --> 03:37:08,066
怪我是吧怪我是吧怪我是吧怪我是吧

3887
03:37:12,000 --> 03:37:15,916
哎呀又在罚孩子了哎

3888
03:37:21,233 --> 03:37:24,466
拉好了千万不要松手哎哎小宝

3889
03:37:25,000 --> 03:37:26,316
小宝你干什么你

3890
03:37:27,466 --> 03:37:31,266
哎老妈老妈快快快快小麻子

3891
03:37:34,833 --> 03:37:36,316
快拉你爹上来啊

3892
03:37:37,000 --> 03:37:41,033
啊啊大贵老爸把手伸过来老爸

3893
03:37:41,950 --> 03:37:42,750
啊

3894
03:37:44,833 --> 03:37:47,433
叫老爸老爸老爸

3895
03:37:52,550 --> 03:37:53,350
啊

3896
03:37:56,466 --> 03:37:57,633
老爸呢

3897
03:37:59,200 --> 03:38:00,466
哎老妈

3898
03:38:01,000 --> 03:38:01,916
怎么会这样呢

3899
03:38:01,916 --> 03:38:03,866
完了老爸进他这了是吧

3900
03:38:04,266 --> 03:38:05,949
我不是老爸呢

3901
03:38:07,600 --> 03:38:09,716
大贵萝卜大贵啊

3902
03:38:09,866 --> 03:38:11,916
萝卜这有什么用啊

3903
03:38:11,916 --> 03:38:14,066
放条绳子下来哈哈哈

3904
03:38:15,916 --> 03:38:20,633
嗯原来你是7月14到阴门时借天道而行

3905
03:38:21,550 --> 03:38:23,150
半途被雷给打下来的

3906
03:38:23,633 --> 03:38:25,066
是的夫人老爸

3907
03:38:25,233 --> 03:38:27,266
那我们借天道送他回乡下去吧

3908
03:38:27,266 --> 03:38:30,033
笨蛋天道不是随便借的

3909
03:38:30,350 --> 03:38:32,750
要等到阴门业守住天道

3910
03:38:32,750 --> 03:38:36,033
天兵天将放假的时候才能借天道而行

3911
03:38:36,033 --> 03:38:38,399
下次最快是重阳那天哎

3912
03:38:38,433 --> 03:38:39,633
老爸喂

3913
03:38:39,633 --> 03:38:40,549
你刚才在吗

3914
03:38:40,866 --> 03:38:42,349
哈哈哈不就得了

3915
03:38:42,666 --> 03:38:43,599
不可以

3916
03:38:43,633 --> 03:38:46,149
祖师一训什么时候再来见他回

3917
03:38:46,316 --> 03:38:47,199
还没来

3918
03:38:47,200 --> 03:38:50,800
够啊我的天呐要的有点太多了吧

3919
03:38:50,916 --> 03:38:52,433
老妈节制一点啊

3920
03:38:53,633 --> 03:38:54,999
不帮下鬼嘛

3921
03:38:55,033 --> 03:38:56,149
这也是好事啊

3922
03:38:56,466 --> 03:38:57,916
嘿嘿求夫人救我

3923
03:38:58,150 --> 03:38:58,866
小姐

3924
03:38:58,866 --> 03:39:01,916
祖师不会那么不讲理的不像大贵一样

3925
03:39:01,916 --> 03:39:04,116
少伯不要吵了啦

3926
03:39:06,000 --> 03:39:07,266
我可先声明啊

3927
03:39:07,400 --> 03:39:09,316
我会将你收在营顶之内

3928
03:39:09,400 --> 03:39:11,350
太阳下山以后你才能在

3929
03:39:11,400 --> 03:39:11,833
别这样

3930
03:39:11,833 --> 03:39:14,433
我就千万不要让街坊邻居看到了

3931
03:39:14,433 --> 03:39:15,799
免得吓到他们

3932
03:39:16,266 --> 03:39:18,999
等重阳一到呢你是一定要走的

3933
03:39:19,266 --> 03:39:20,349
多谢夫人

3934
03:39:20,550 --> 03:39:21,516
起来起来

3935
03:39:22,266 --> 03:39:23,633
到时候不想走啊

3936
03:39:23,666 --> 03:39:25,633
谢谢谢谢361里口的进展

3937
03:39:26,200 --> 03:39:27,833
谢谢你哦啊醒面

3938
03:39:30,633 --> 03:39:31,833
叹口气了

3939
03:39:33,433 --> 03:39:35,149
说我是觉得播太多了

3940
03:39:35,600 --> 03:39:38,916
那啥不知道电台该播什么了都到时候

3941
03:39:39,266 --> 03:39:42,716
腻歪了这不就是电台不就是日常吗

3942
03:39:42,716 --> 03:39:44,916
播那么多日常干嘛我觉得

3943
03:39:54,600 --> 03:39:55,600
你们觉得呢

3944
03:40:03,116 --> 03:40:04,316
哇好细的腿

3945
03:40:09,233 --> 03:40:12,066
太好看了我就喜欢这种身材的女生

3946
03:40:16,066 --> 03:40:18,949
爹你快点来再过几天吧再过几天

3947
03:40:20,550 --> 03:40:23,000
爹快点嘛等什么

3948
03:40:23,866 --> 03:40:26,599
想上传的美女主播谢谢你啊

3949
03:40:26,600 --> 03:40:30,550
谢谢月亮13的舰长和提督和总督啊

3950
03:40:33,433 --> 03:40:36,633
等过几天大家表现好的时候哈哈哈

3951
03:40:37,033 --> 03:40:38,349
奖励大家吧

3952
03:40:38,716 --> 03:40:40,233
那娶她当媳妇好了

3953
03:40:40,316 --> 03:40:41,633
这几天这事算了

3954
03:40:42,800 --> 03:40:44,350
要是不如我死了

3955
03:40:44,433 --> 03:40:46,399
换人我也等不了多久了

3956
03:40:46,466 --> 03:40:47,833
等我死了之后啊

3957
03:40:47,833 --> 03:40:49,433
你也是这种身材的女生

3958
03:40:49,433 --> 03:40:51,949
照片发来我看看就可以嫁给少爷了

3959
03:40:51,950 --> 03:40:52,750
对不对

3960
03:40:52,950 --> 03:40:56,150
妙计啊寿伯运高还不快叫娘子

3961
03:40:57,516 --> 03:41:00,033
少爷此计可行啊

3962
03:41:00,516 --> 03:41:04,916
喝汤了你的吗我不是谢过你吗

3963
03:41:05,350 --> 03:41:06,916
喝汤了

3964
03:41:09,916 --> 03:41:12,433
此戏不是很好哎不如这样吧

3965
03:41:12,433 --> 03:41:16,916
喝汤吧哈哈我是想说喝汤吧

3966
03:41:17,200 --> 03:41:22,516
我还没说呢喝汤吧好坏呀

3967
03:41:25,466 --> 03:41:27,116
我的衣服好冷好冷

3968
03:41:29,866 --> 03:41:32,116
爹我们吃完了去哪玩呢

3969
03:41:32,750 --> 03:41:34,716
我们还到山上祭十祖啊

3970
03:41:35,716 --> 03:41:36,433
还那么早

3971
03:41:36,433 --> 03:41:37,433
逛逛再去嘛

3972
03:41:37,433 --> 03:41:41,116
不行看看附近哪点香竹铺去买点祭品

3973
03:41:41,266 --> 03:41:44,433
我到屋子里收拾东西哦小二来了算账

3974
03:41:57,550 --> 03:42:00,600
多少度了吗我的空调开的是27度

3975
03:42:08,750 --> 03:42:13,866
天龙啊你对梦梦怎么样啊啊师傅

3976
03:42:14,000 --> 03:42:15,433
我自幼跟您长大

3977
03:42:15,600 --> 03:42:20,516
我的心事你应该明白啊我当然明白

3978
03:42:20,866 --> 03:42:24,799
呃我有个问题要问问你啊

3979
03:42:24,800 --> 03:42:25,950
师傅有什么问题

3980
03:42:26,200 --> 03:42:30,200
梦梦如果将来有什么差错的话

3981
03:42:30,600 --> 03:42:32,066
你会原谅他吗

3982
03:42:32,066 --> 03:42:33,266
大家那个什么

3983
03:42:33,600 --> 03:42:35,400
嗯加湿器有没有什么讲究啊

3984
03:42:35,400 --> 03:42:37,833
还是只要是加湿器就OK啊

3985
03:42:38,150 --> 03:42:39,716
还是要买什么什么

3986
03:42:40,666 --> 03:42:42,633
什么什么不是不是啊的

3987
03:42:43,466 --> 03:42:45,666
我想拍买某种什么什么

3988
03:42:46,350 --> 03:42:48,866
什么什么样的有讲究吗

3989
03:42:49,316 --> 03:42:51,316
但是只要能喷水就可以

3990
03:42:54,716 --> 03:42:56,866
用用纯净水就行吗

3991
03:42:59,150 --> 03:43:00,516
可换滤芯的

3992
03:43:03,950 --> 03:43:06,433
看尺寸买小点还是买大点

3993
03:43:06,600 --> 03:43:08,750
晚上好哦

3994
03:43:09,550 --> 03:43:10,350
这种人

3995
03:43:11,000 --> 03:43:12,466
是晚你们看这个晚上好

3996
03:43:12,466 --> 03:43:13,999
他有可能就是那个什么

3997
03:43:14,000 --> 03:43:15,750
他是打卡打卡的语录

3998
03:43:16,716 --> 03:43:17,516
啊

3999
03:43:18,400 --> 03:43:19,433
那么多讲究啊

4000
03:43:19,666 --> 03:43:20,916
慢点慢点

4001
03:43:21,916 --> 03:43:22,999
买最贵的

4002
03:43:24,950 --> 03:43:26,466
主播的钱不是无穷无尽的

4003
03:43:26,466 --> 03:43:28,033
等下我我得截图一下

4004
03:43:28,466 --> 03:43:29,799
我现在呢

4005
03:43:30,033 --> 03:43:31,833
就把它交给你了

4006
03:43:32,833 --> 03:43:34,399
哎哎干什么啊

4007
03:43:34,400 --> 03:43:35,600
没事没事

4008
03:43:35,750 --> 03:43:37,916
你女儿在隔壁的香竹铺跟人家吵架

4009
03:43:37,916 --> 03:43:39,633
你就要过去看钱是打卡的是吧

4010
03:43:39,633 --> 03:43:40,749
都是机器人

4011
03:43:41,266 --> 03:43:43,599
哎哎哎虽然是打卡但你人在

4012
03:43:43,600 --> 03:43:45,066
但是你还是欺骗了我的

4013
03:43:45,066 --> 03:43:46,066
我的晚上好

4014
03:43:46,750 --> 03:43:49,750
你相当于用自动回复骗了主播的回复

4015
03:43:49,916 --> 03:43:51,716
哎你们不能来这里买东西哦

4016
03:43:51,716 --> 03:43:52,599
我告诉你啊

4017
03:43:52,916 --> 03:43:54,466
推荐康迪的吗OK 

4018
03:43:54,866 --> 03:43:56,749
多少钱啊太贵就算了啊

4019
03:43:56,833 --> 03:43:58,233
总不能预算是有限的

4020
03:43:59,516 --> 03:44:01,266
你还敢说没有啊骗人家的

4021
03:44:01,750 --> 03:44:03,066
这个胖子是骗子

4022
03:44:07,916 --> 03:44:09,749
我还以为他跟美女看对眼了

4023
03:44:09,750 --> 03:44:12,150
没想到他跟林正英看对眼了

4024
03:44:13,233 --> 03:44:16,066
师弟我们有8年没见了

4025
03:44:16,200 --> 03:44:20,000
不止18年哦18年嗯

4026
03:44:21,116 --> 03:44:23,666
好吧你们就自动回我吧反正

4027
03:44:24,200 --> 03:44:26,266
饼干碎也老是黑屏不理我

4028
03:44:26,266 --> 03:44:28,316
让我一个人在这说话

4029
03:44:28,550 --> 03:44:30,516
反正我已经习惯了

4030
03:44:32,200 --> 03:44:33,633
反正大家也是

4031
03:44:34,633 --> 03:44:37,599
边开着直播边在做别人的事情不理我

4032
03:44:37,600 --> 03:44:40,400
对吧我已经习惯了

4033
03:44:41,466 --> 03:44:42,866
习惯了孤独

4034
03:44:42,866 --> 03:44:44,399
习惯了寂寞

4035
03:44:44,600 --> 03:44:47,350
习惯了自己跟自己说话

4036
03:44:49,866 --> 03:44:51,549
师兄啊哎呀

4037
03:44:51,550 --> 03:44:53,000
18年不见了

4038
03:44:53,033 --> 03:44:55,116
想不到你还是那么英姿焕发的

4039
03:44:55,716 --> 03:44:57,399
你也依然秀外慧中啊

4040
03:44:58,550 --> 03:45:00,866
师婶啊你好漂亮哦

4041
03:45:01,066 --> 03:45:03,266
师婶从小到大都这么漂亮的

4042
03:45:03,266 --> 03:45:04,916
妈可以走了

4043
03:45:06,066 --> 03:45:08,633
这是我儿子运高来快点拜见师伯呀

4044
03:45:10,000 --> 03:45:12,400
啊原来是妈整天提的那个

4045
03:45:12,400 --> 03:45:13,866
武功好报的天龙师伯

4046
03:45:14,200 --> 03:45:15,800
拜见师伯啊

4047
03:45:16,000 --> 03:45:18,666
乖乖儿子都已经这么大了

4048
03:45:18,800 --> 03:45:19,866
我叫小双

4049
03:45:20,350 --> 03:45:21,266
我叫运高

4050
03:45:21,916 --> 03:45:22,716
啊

4051
03:45:24,916 --> 03:45:25,999
我是无心插手

4052
03:45:26,116 --> 03:45:27,033
不活死地

4053
03:45:27,200 --> 03:45:29,666
本来是想上山去祭拜师傅的

4054
03:45:30,433 --> 03:45:32,266
以前的房子已经拆了

4055
03:45:32,516 --> 03:45:34,716
不过爹的排位倒是请回家来了

4056
03:45:34,866 --> 03:45:36,466
我们一块回去祭拜他吧

4057
03:45:36,916 --> 03:45:38,599
等师伯祭完阿公可别走啊

4058
03:45:38,600 --> 03:45:40,000
留在这教我武功啊

4059
03:45:40,066 --> 03:45:41,866
不行你师伯忙得很

4060
03:45:41,866 --> 03:45:44,266
祭完外公就得走连吃顿饭他都没空

4061
03:45:44,516 --> 03:45:45,999
吃顿饭倒是可以啊

4062
03:45:46,066 --> 03:45:47,349
那吃完饭马上走

4063
03:45:47,433 --> 03:45:49,033
住上两三个月也行啊

4064
03:45:49,916 --> 03:45:50,716
哦

4065
03:45:51,033 --> 03:45:53,949
太棒了这样师伯就可以教我武功了哈

4066
03:45:53,950 --> 03:45:55,833
说了算那么还站在这干什么呢

4067
03:45:55,833 --> 03:45:58,316
走吧哎来好哎请请请

4068
03:46:02,066 --> 03:46:04,266
寿伯啊寿伯

4069
03:46:04,833 --> 03:46:07,199
这里啊哎呀好帅的猫猫

4070
03:46:07,316 --> 03:46:10,316
打进了老六啊怎么有空来看我啊哎

4071
03:46:10,316 --> 03:46:11,866
这是天龙师兄啊

4072
03:46:12,516 --> 03:46:13,999
我们有18年不见了啊

4073
03:46:15,466 --> 03:46:18,033
我记得我今年25岁

4074
03:46:18,033 --> 03:46:20,349
没有老人我不开心了

4075
03:46:20,350 --> 03:46:22,000
傻瓜我下播了

4076
03:46:23,033 --> 03:46:25,233
当初可是你们挽留我记性不安的

4077
03:46:25,233 --> 03:46:27,316
现在这么这么怪我

4078
03:46:28,950 --> 03:46:32,233
啊我想想给你们倒回去是吧

4079
03:46:33,066 --> 03:46:33,866
好了吧

4080
03:46:34,550 --> 03:46:35,633
给我从头看

4081
03:46:42,066 --> 03:46:43,633
大贵小心点啊

4082
03:46:44,550 --> 03:46:45,833
知道了

4083
03:47:21,116 --> 03:47:21,916
大贵

4084
03:47:22,433 --> 03:47:23,716
大贵你没事吧

4085
03:47:23,833 --> 03:47:25,066
哦好舒服

4086
03:47:25,433 --> 03:47:27,599
你神经了没事就起来了啦

4087
03:47:30,316 --> 03:47:31,316
啊哈哈

4088
03:47:33,550 --> 03:47:35,116
怎么样腰没闪着吧

4089
03:47:35,200 --> 03:47:37,600
很好大哥下回小心点了啊

4090
03:47:37,716 --> 03:47:39,633
去帮他拿纸码去好好

4091
03:47:41,550 --> 03:47:43,350
硕博啊硕博嗯

4092
03:47:43,516 --> 03:47:46,233
今天生意这么忙叫运高下来帮忙啊哦

4093
03:47:46,350 --> 03:47:48,600
运高运高

4094
03:47:48,916 --> 03:47:50,433
下来帮忙啊

4095
03:47:50,833 --> 03:47:55,716
运高运高手扶啊哎哎运高在楼上呢

4096
03:47:55,750 --> 03:47:57,233
哦在楼上啊

4097
03:47:57,266 --> 03:47:58,066
快去

4098
03:47:58,916 --> 03:47:59,999
真拿你没办法

4099
03:48:00,150 --> 03:48:01,316
哎又干什么

4100
03:48:01,350 --> 03:48:03,116
我帮你把梯子摆好啊

4101
03:48:03,150 --> 03:48:05,433
算了算了你到柜台去吧我来我来哦

4102
03:48:05,750 --> 03:48:06,550
好

4103
03:48:07,716 --> 03:48:08,633
运高

4104
03:48:09,666 --> 03:48:12,549
运高下来帮忙啊

4105
03:48:18,466 --> 03:48:19,266
都没空

4106
03:48:20,116 --> 03:48:21,266
洪师兄啊

4107
03:48:21,866 --> 03:48:23,516
我们有18年不见了

4108
03:48:23,800 --> 03:48:25,866
我记得我记得

4109
03:48:25,916 --> 03:48:28,999
我今年25岁没有老人痴呆症

4110
03:48:29,033 --> 03:48:33,066
别当我是傻瓜算了吧我怕吵到大家

4111
03:48:33,350 --> 03:48:35,150
我还是不说了

4112
03:48:35,550 --> 03:48:36,866
我去倒马桶

4113
03:48:37,633 --> 03:48:39,716
年纪大了记性也差多了嗯

4114
03:48:39,800 --> 03:48:42,266
师兄啊我们先进去吧哎你们的行李呢

4115
03:48:42,266 --> 03:48:43,149
哦在客栈

4116
03:48:43,600 --> 03:48:46,716
大贵啊军军刚买点菜回来啊18年了

4117
03:48:46,716 --> 03:48:49,633
等我儿子大了老婆嫩了才来跟我讨债

4118
03:48:50,316 --> 03:48:53,866
老爸嗯好像师伯回来你很不高兴哦

4119
03:48:54,400 --> 03:48:56,833
哼别别别别嗯

4120
03:48:58,866 --> 03:48:59,666
老爸

4121
03:49:01,116 --> 03:49:01,916
老爸

4122
03:49:02,950 --> 03:49:03,750
老爸

4123
03:49:09,800 --> 03:49:10,866
看什么看

4124
03:49:11,316 --> 03:49:12,399
不认识我啊

4125
03:49:12,800 --> 03:49:15,800
你比我行啊师傅一直这么夸我的

4126
03:49:20,150 --> 03:49:22,000
我有一个问题

4127
03:49:22,516 --> 03:49:25,799
就是就是梦梦他

4128
03:49:25,916 --> 03:49:29,633
他已经有了3个月的身孕了

4129
03:49:29,666 --> 03:49:32,716
是谁的是不是师兄的哎

4130
03:49:32,833 --> 03:49:36,316
如果你是真心爱一个人的话

4131
03:49:36,400 --> 03:49:38,466
你就不要问那么多

4132
03:49:38,600 --> 03:49:40,433
是徒儿知错

4133
03:49:41,000 --> 03:49:43,516
那你的意思怎么样啊

4134
03:49:43,866 --> 03:49:45,516
师傅后赐给徒儿的

4135
03:49:46,150 --> 03:49:47,350
是不是师兄的

4136
03:49:47,516 --> 03:49:51,916
哎如果你是真心爱一个人的话

4137
03:49:52,000 --> 03:49:54,033
你就不要问那么多

4138
03:49:54,200 --> 03:49:56,033
是徒儿知错

4139
03:49:56,516 --> 03:49:59,033
那你的意思怎么样啊

4140
03:49:59,433 --> 03:50:00,916
师傅后赐给徒儿的

4141
03:50:00,916 --> 03:50:03,433
一定是最好的最完美的最上等的

4142
03:50:03,433 --> 03:50:05,066
哈哈多谢师傅的厚恩

4143
03:50:05,400 --> 03:50:08,350
但是他有3个月的身孕

4144
03:50:08,716 --> 03:50:11,066
你真的不介意吗

4145
03:50:12,000 --> 03:50:14,116
能当个县城的老爸我高兴的

4146
03:50:14,116 --> 03:50:16,633
哈哈哈多谢师傅啊

4147
03:50:18,066 --> 03:50:18,999
怎么样大婶

4148
03:50:19,000 --> 03:50:21,516
恭喜姑爷是个儿子啊哎

4149
03:50:21,633 --> 03:50:22,349
健不健康

4150
03:50:22,350 --> 03:50:22,666
哎呀

4151
03:50:22,666 --> 03:50:25,033
我从来没见过这么健康的早产儿呀

4152
03:50:25,033 --> 03:50:26,233
又白又胖的

4153
03:50:26,666 --> 03:50:27,633
像不像我

4154
03:50:28,066 --> 03:50:30,466
说实在的一点都不像啊

4155
03:50:31,233 --> 03:50:33,716
好像比你好也比你漂亮

4156
03:50:34,033 --> 03:50:35,233
大家学到了吗

4157
03:50:40,950 --> 03:50:43,716
老爸你没事吧老爸

4158
03:50:46,633 --> 03:50:49,433
哎老爸听到没哈哈

4159
03:50:50,633 --> 03:50:51,549
你干什么

4160
03:50:52,033 --> 03:50:53,349
我跟你去买菜啊

4161
03:50:53,666 --> 03:50:54,749
你不必去了

4162
03:50:54,833 --> 03:50:56,066
你现在好了

4163
03:50:56,116 --> 03:50:57,316
一家团聚了

4164
03:51:05,550 --> 03:51:06,350
等一下

4165
03:51:07,000 --> 03:51:10,000
我是一家之主头柱香当然我先上了

4166
03:51:10,350 --> 03:51:12,150
大贵说什么呢

4167
03:51:12,233 --> 03:51:14,233
是所谓长幼有序

4168
03:51:14,233 --> 03:51:16,666
这头柱香当然是师兄先上了

4169
03:51:17,550 --> 03:51:18,350
哼

4170
03:51:18,666 --> 03:51:21,349
18年我可不生小孩要生你自己生

4171
03:51:24,066 --> 03:51:26,066
我们年年都意大利祭拜师父

4172
03:51:26,066 --> 03:51:27,833
感觉是师父的吗

4173
03:51:27,866 --> 03:51:29,316
不可能吧

4174
03:51:30,800 --> 03:51:32,916
那肯定是师兄的吧

4175
03:51:33,433 --> 03:51:34,916
你看他这个表情

4176
03:51:37,600 --> 03:51:40,600
看这个阿姨姐姐的表情

4177
03:51:46,000 --> 03:51:48,000
哇肯定是啊

4178
03:51:48,000 --> 03:51:50,550
你看他那个表情就是爱慕的表情啊

4179
03:51:50,633 --> 03:51:52,116
这个法什么意思啊

4180
03:51:52,950 --> 03:51:56,550
哦翻的越高代表师傅威望越高

4181
03:51:56,633 --> 03:51:59,349
跪的越重代表孝心越重哦

4182
03:52:00,200 --> 03:52:02,233
让你这样跪行不行啊

4183
03:52:03,000 --> 03:52:04,550
不是说师兄的吗

4184
03:52:09,350 --> 03:52:10,516
现在轮到你了

4185
03:52:14,266 --> 03:52:15,749
不可能是兽博吧

4186
03:52:15,750 --> 03:52:17,433
这哪下得去嘴啊

4187
03:52:17,666 --> 03:52:20,266
翻的高跪的重是没用的

4188
03:52:20,400 --> 03:52:22,350
最要紧的是点心意

4189
03:52:23,800 --> 03:52:25,350
心诚一炷香

4190
03:52:25,916 --> 03:52:27,349
肯定不是胖师弟的

4191
03:52:32,150 --> 03:52:33,466
贵的十分重

4192
03:52:33,466 --> 03:52:35,433
抵不上一份伦理亲呐

4193
03:52:37,033 --> 03:52:39,549
岳父岳父

4194
03:52:40,633 --> 03:52:42,399
我好想念你啊

4195
03:52:42,600 --> 03:52:46,550
这18年来我始终是对梦梦从一而终

4196
03:52:46,550 --> 03:52:47,350
师妹

4197
03:52:48,066 --> 03:52:50,599
我想找一块上好的紫檀木

4198
03:52:50,600 --> 03:52:52,350
师兄你要紫檀木做什么

4199
03:52:52,800 --> 03:52:54,800
我在塞外抓了一个红袍活鬼

4200
03:52:54,800 --> 03:52:56,550
想用紫檀木来炼化的

4201
03:52:56,833 --> 03:52:59,349
顶上的大梁就是紫檀木做的哎

4202
03:52:59,866 --> 03:53:01,549
你们真的是抓鬼为生啊

4203
03:53:01,633 --> 03:53:05,066
是啊爹遇鬼斩鬼下手绝不留情的

4204
03:53:05,150 --> 03:53:07,600
可是鬼也有好坏之分呢

4205
03:53:07,866 --> 03:53:09,549
好人都会变坏人

4206
03:53:09,633 --> 03:53:11,316
好鬼也会变恶鬼啊

4207
03:53:11,316 --> 03:53:12,666
何况人鬼殊途

4208
03:53:12,750 --> 03:53:14,950
留他在阳间一定会惹祸的

4209
03:53:15,066 --> 03:53:17,549
所以我爹的宗旨就是遇鬼斩鬼

4210
03:53:17,716 --> 03:53:21,199
哼那是你爹心坏不分青红皂白

4211
03:53:22,950 --> 03:53:24,950
这个女生是李一姿吗

4212
03:53:24,950 --> 03:53:27,000
不是没请讲是不用讲

4213
03:53:36,066 --> 03:53:36,866
嗯

4214
03:53:38,666 --> 03:53:40,433
干什么眼睛抽筋呢

4215
03:53:42,200 --> 03:53:43,150
啊

4216
03:53:45,266 --> 03:53:46,399
师傅你看

4217
03:53:54,000 --> 03:53:55,066
上面呢

4218
03:53:56,350 --> 03:53:59,233
赶快想办法你想办法你看不出来吗

4219
03:53:59,833 --> 03:54:00,716
看什么

4220
03:54:02,000 --> 03:54:03,600
我害怕我不敢讲

4221
03:54:03,600 --> 03:54:04,716
不要怕说

4222
03:54:06,550 --> 03:54:09,400
我看见阿公的眼睛一闪一闪的

4223
03:54:09,833 --> 03:54:11,633
好气好气的看着你

4224
03:54:16,400 --> 03:54:19,916
师父弟子18年没回来祭拜你请你原谅

4225
03:54:20,266 --> 03:54:22,316
师公你要原谅爹了

4226
03:54:22,400 --> 03:54:23,950
爹不是有心的

4227
03:54:24,233 --> 03:54:25,916
哎老婆快想办法呀

4228
03:54:47,200 --> 03:54:48,750
师兄啊什么事

4229
03:54:49,116 --> 03:54:50,916
好像有什么味道啊

4230
03:54:51,000 --> 03:54:52,666
味道没有啊

4231
03:54:52,866 --> 03:54:53,666
嗯

4232
03:54:54,516 --> 03:54:55,316
嗯

4233
03:54:55,866 --> 03:54:57,833
嗯嗯啊哈哈嗯

4234
03:54:59,350 --> 03:55:00,150
我

4235
03:55:01,316 --> 03:55:03,349
吃饭了吃饭了

4236
03:55:03,350 --> 03:55:05,400
那车回来了麻烦你点点啊

4237
03:55:06,600 --> 03:55:08,516
红袍火鬼的味道还真臭

4238
03:55:08,516 --> 03:55:09,916
这么远就闻到了

4239
03:55:10,033 --> 03:55:12,916
你要死了寿伯去这么久才回来

4240
03:55:14,000 --> 03:55:15,750
看什么不认识我呀

4241
03:55:18,000 --> 03:55:19,800
你身上有怪味我哪像你啊

4242
03:55:19,800 --> 03:55:20,716
你才有怪味呢

4243
03:55:20,716 --> 03:55:22,833
运高跟我上楼去啊

4244
03:55:25,233 --> 03:55:28,116
大会成天这样疯疯癫癫的别理他

4245
03:55:33,666 --> 03:55:35,599
老爸你找我做什么啊

4246
03:55:35,716 --> 03:55:37,799
别问那么多对我下面用力踢

4247
03:55:37,950 --> 03:55:40,716
来什么我叫你踢就踢啊

4248
03:55:41,716 --> 03:55:42,666
踢你下面啊

4249
03:55:42,666 --> 03:55:43,999
用点力啊

4250
03:55:44,633 --> 03:55:46,066
哎呦啊

4251
03:55:50,433 --> 03:55:51,233
苏文

4252
03:55:52,833 --> 03:55:53,633
苏文

4253
03:55:54,550 --> 03:55:55,466
你没事吧

4254
03:55:56,633 --> 03:56:00,599
哎呦你这死孩子还真用力重色轻罢呀

4255
03:56:00,600 --> 03:56:02,916
哎呦老爸不要讲那么多了

4256
03:56:02,950 --> 03:56:04,233
苏喂现在怎么办呢

4257
03:56:04,350 --> 03:56:06,516
啊怎么办呢

4258
03:56:06,600 --> 03:56:08,233
叫他以后不要出来了

4259
03:56:08,516 --> 03:56:09,666
哎呀哎呀

4260
03:56:09,800 --> 03:56:11,666
老爸你想想办法

4261
03:56:11,666 --> 03:56:13,516
能说被听到真的会有那么痛吗

4262
03:56:13,516 --> 03:56:15,233
老爸哦这样吧

4263
03:56:15,800 --> 03:56:17,150
叫他躲到顶里边去

4264
03:56:17,233 --> 03:56:20,199
师伯没走以前叫他不要出来不行啊

4265
03:56:20,200 --> 03:56:20,516
师伯的

4266
03:56:20,516 --> 03:56:23,033
鼻子很厉害会丧失行动能力吗

4267
03:56:23,033 --> 03:56:24,549
哎呀我想过了

4268
03:56:24,716 --> 03:56:25,749
把他这个顶啊

4269
03:56:25,750 --> 03:56:27,466
摆在那红袍后柜的顶后面

4270
03:56:27,466 --> 03:56:28,349
他的味道比他大

4271
03:56:28,350 --> 03:56:30,800
会把他盖过去的会站都站不起来吗

4272
03:56:31,116 --> 03:56:32,633
啊你们都被踢过啊

4273
03:56:32,633 --> 03:56:34,516
老爸啊还有没有第二种方法

4274
03:56:34,516 --> 03:56:36,116
不可能比分娩还痛的

4275
03:56:36,116 --> 03:56:37,749
我觉得叫你师伯把他给收了

4276
03:56:39,666 --> 03:56:42,916
真的吗都会痛的直都直不起腰来吗

4277
03:56:43,666 --> 03:56:45,999
哎冷水在这里要用自己添啊

4278
03:56:46,033 --> 03:56:47,466
哎周伯加点热水

4279
03:56:47,550 --> 03:56:50,716
来不及烧啊小姐说让天龙先洗

4280
03:56:50,716 --> 03:56:53,666
你那么大块用冷水洗也死不了啊

4281
03:56:53,950 --> 03:56:54,866
死不了

4282
03:56:57,866 --> 03:57:00,149
泰国饼干脆试试一个一个试

4283
03:57:00,950 --> 03:57:03,150
哎呀冷水加热水啊

4284
03:57:03,150 --> 03:57:06,550
哎呀人家说用温水洗头最不好了

4285
03:57:07,750 --> 03:57:09,233
哦

4286
03:57:09,866 --> 03:57:11,716
眼快手快眼慢就输了

4287
03:57:16,400 --> 03:57:17,200
哈哈哈

4288
03:57:26,233 --> 03:57:28,799
我想说其实那种如果遇到流氓的话

4289
03:57:28,800 --> 03:57:29,950
可以直接踢

4290
03:57:30,066 --> 03:57:33,666
但是其实也很难踢踢踢踢中是吧

4291
03:57:33,666 --> 03:57:35,233
很难踢的那么准

4292
03:57:35,633 --> 03:57:37,549
对吧哈哈哈

4293
03:57:39,200 --> 03:57:42,266
哇有甜汤哎哈哈

4294
03:57:42,266 --> 03:57:45,149
谢谢哇好有的话怎么真不是s啊

4295
03:57:45,150 --> 03:57:47,800
如果s m非要选一个那我肯定也是

4296
03:57:49,033 --> 03:57:51,149
我我我不知道但是我肯定不是s

4297
03:57:52,466 --> 03:57:54,999
你老爸练功血脉都通了

4298
03:57:56,600 --> 03:57:58,400
哎甜汤啊我的参茶呢

4299
03:57:58,400 --> 03:58:00,266
我哪有空啊那你忙什么

4300
03:58:00,400 --> 03:58:03,333
我忙着煮莲子汤啊谁说喜欢喝的

4301
03:58:04,333 --> 03:58:05,016
好

4302
03:58:05,016 --> 03:58:07,616
谢谢你啊师妹哎他怎么穿我的睡衣啊

4303
03:58:07,900 --> 03:58:09,333
你有两套新睡衣吗

4304
03:58:09,333 --> 03:58:11,183
拿一套给师兄穿有什么关系啊

4305
03:58:11,333 --> 03:58:12,866
难道我也不睡啊

4306
03:58:13,266 --> 03:58:15,333
不用了我跟干儿子睡

4307
03:58:15,533 --> 03:58:16,816
干儿子对啊

4308
03:58:16,900 --> 03:58:17,533
师兄喜欢

4309
03:58:17,533 --> 03:58:19,983
我怕大家对我有什么莫名的期待

4310
03:58:19,983 --> 03:58:21,933
就是我我是呃什么

4311
03:58:22,183 --> 03:58:25,266
呃什么用小皮鞋踢你在别瞪着我看啊

4312
03:58:25,266 --> 03:58:27,899
别对我有莫名其妙的期待啊

4313
03:58:28,583 --> 03:58:30,983
想不到木木还记得我喜欢甜汤

4314
03:58:31,500 --> 03:58:34,466
不枉费我18年来一直挂念着他

4315
03:58:35,533 --> 03:58:37,016
喜欢吃辣多少沾点烟吧

4316
03:58:37,016 --> 03:58:38,816
那你照你这么说那什么

4317
03:58:39,300 --> 03:58:42,066
什么湖南的什么什么什么

4318
03:58:42,133 --> 03:58:43,733
四川的全部都是m

4319
03:58:52,616 --> 03:58:54,699
你穿小皮鞋救我

4320
03:58:55,216 --> 03:58:57,416
无法想象男生穿小皮鞋

4321
03:59:09,900 --> 03:59:12,066
那反正我肯定不是那个s

4322
03:59:12,066 --> 03:59:14,866
但是如果你非要我选那我可能是m吧

4323
03:59:15,066 --> 03:59:17,733
就是非要选的话反正我肯定不是s

4324
03:59:21,383 --> 03:59:23,533
就是不行就会死的话

4325
03:59:24,466 --> 03:59:26,383
那种哈哈哈

4326
03:59:27,666 --> 03:59:29,899
男装男生不是正装皮鞋吗

4327
03:59:29,983 --> 03:59:32,099
啊好吧我想的是那个什么

4328
03:59:32,333 --> 03:59:34,533
那个系扣的那种那种

4329
03:59:35,183 --> 03:59:37,099
女生我我的这种

4330
03:59:37,533 --> 03:59:40,616
我想我在想的是男生穿的是这种

4331
03:59:41,066 --> 03:59:43,066
好好好我是无法想象

4332
03:59:45,933 --> 03:59:47,899
看好别眨眼哦

4333
03:59:52,100 --> 03:59:54,183
怎么就好了好了知道了

4334
04:00:00,500 --> 04:00:01,783
喝的痛快

4335
04:00:01,783 --> 04:00:03,666
我醉飘飘

4336
04:00:04,266 --> 04:00:06,133
你就穿这种有点恶心

4337
04:00:06,133 --> 04:00:07,866
不能想象45码的脚

4338
04:00:07,866 --> 04:00:12,499
穿穿穿这种皮鞋那么长的45码鞋

4339
04:00:12,983 --> 04:00:15,866
45码小皮鞋时候进退

4340
04:00:16,383 --> 04:00:19,699
一走一程不怪潮

4341
04:00:20,416 --> 04:00:21,216
哎哟哟

4342
04:00:21,983 --> 04:00:25,099
我真的只是语言上的巨人罢了大家

4343
04:00:26,416 --> 04:00:27,866
灵魂赛出球

4344
04:00:28,416 --> 04:00:30,983
欠债呀欠债主意欠债

4345
04:00:33,216 --> 04:00:34,016
主怎么

4346
04:00:34,183 --> 04:00:38,183
全身上下只有嘴巴玩的大只有嘴巴啊

4347
04:00:38,733 --> 04:00:40,333
啊这这嘴巴

4348
04:00:41,466 --> 04:00:43,133
算了算了不好解释

4349
04:00:46,866 --> 04:00:48,733
都说我男生最小39码

4350
04:00:48,733 --> 04:00:51,983
那本直播间肯定有38337的

4351
04:00:52,500 --> 04:00:55,816
就像今生在一角

4352
04:00:55,816 --> 04:00:57,533
哎呦你看啊

4353
04:00:57,533 --> 04:01:00,383
所以这个是主播不想往下说的原因

4354
04:01:01,183 --> 04:01:02,266
大笑哈哈

4355
04:01:03,216 --> 04:01:04,699
一大清早就在这臭屁

4356
04:01:04,700 --> 04:01:07,866
不要大叫不要狂叫不要两叫

4357
04:01:08,266 --> 04:01:10,983
啊谢谢你们看来了菲儿的金掌谢谢谢

4358
04:01:11,466 --> 04:01:12,266
谢

4359
04:01:12,900 --> 04:01:14,133
谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢

4360
04:01:25,266 --> 04:01:26,066
哎

4361
04:01:26,783 --> 04:01:28,266
大贵不用玩了

4362
04:01:28,583 --> 04:01:31,383
师兄不会介意我打伤他的哎

4363
04:01:33,583 --> 04:01:36,583
说啥了看电视啊你不知道放到哪了吗

4364
04:01:36,700 --> 04:01:38,700
师弟你玩真的你怕呀

4365
04:01:39,016 --> 04:01:41,299
怕你受不了我早就受不了你了

4366
04:01:55,616 --> 04:01:56,783
待会要去刷牙

4367
04:01:56,783 --> 04:01:58,933
昨天我都忘记刷牙了晚上

4368
04:02:00,583 --> 04:02:01,383
前天也忘了

4369
04:02:02,066 --> 04:02:03,066
大前天也忘了

4370
04:02:03,733 --> 04:02:05,299
我也就是全忘了

4371
04:02:05,533 --> 04:02:07,099
好你捡起来

4372
04:02:07,100 --> 04:02:09,733
怎么又有人说我这个像战狼出去啊

4373
04:02:09,733 --> 04:02:12,733
我真的怀疑是有人到处散播谣言

4374
04:02:12,933 --> 04:02:15,099
哪会有那么多人说像啊

4375
04:02:18,300 --> 04:02:20,533
师弟啊你手脚生疏喽

4376
04:02:24,100 --> 04:02:26,100
哎呀我都躺床上了因为

4377
04:02:27,500 --> 04:02:29,100
我早上刷了

4378
04:02:31,100 --> 04:02:33,300
我总算算的可认真了

4379
04:02:34,783 --> 04:02:37,899
看着啊拳头比你大一定能赢你

4380
04:02:38,100 --> 04:02:39,383
大有什么用

4381
04:02:39,416 --> 04:02:41,699
大而无大啊哎呦

4382
04:02:43,816 --> 04:02:44,616
哎

4383
04:02:45,266 --> 04:02:46,783
哎哎哎

4384
04:02:47,983 --> 04:02:49,583
你倒下好哎

4385
04:02:50,100 --> 04:02:52,100
小心点不用你帮忙

4386
04:02:52,533 --> 04:02:56,133
你说的对我我哎哎哎呦

4387
04:02:58,100 --> 04:03:04,466
哎呀啊啊啊啊啊啊

4388
04:03:05,100 --> 04:03:08,100
啊哈哈哈干嘛的

4389
04:03:08,100 --> 04:03:10,016
厉害吧你进不了我身

4390
04:03:10,183 --> 04:03:13,133
我以为你在发神经哈哈哈哈哈

4391
04:03:16,066 --> 04:03:17,583
哦啊

4392
04:03:17,700 --> 04:03:21,616
不玩了我不玩了不玩了行不行啊啊啊

4393
04:03:21,733 --> 04:03:23,266
啊哦哦

4394
04:03:24,133 --> 04:03:26,816
哦哎讲好了玩兵器的

4395
04:03:26,816 --> 04:03:29,016
你小子玩拳脚我不跟你玩了

4396
04:03:31,183 --> 04:03:34,583
没有弯啊师兄啊别理他他就这么小气

4397
04:03:36,100 --> 04:03:38,616
别这么多小岁

4398
04:03:40,500 --> 04:03:41,300
哎小伙

4399
04:03:42,733 --> 04:03:45,266
你陪小姐嫁到我们家这么久了

4400
04:03:45,266 --> 04:03:46,783
我对你是不是很好啊

4401
04:03:46,900 --> 04:03:50,100
你放心你死了我会给你上坟的

4402
04:03:51,016 --> 04:03:51,933
有这份心

4403
04:03:52,700 --> 04:03:57,383
喂喂喂喂喂喂喂喂喂喂

4404
04:03:58,216 --> 04:04:00,933
你听清楚我问你什么你答什么好不好

4405
04:04:01,900 --> 04:04:03,416
我问你好不好

4406
04:04:03,733 --> 04:04:06,866
好不好啊我等着你问我哦

4407
04:04:07,216 --> 04:04:09,499
哎运高是不是我生的

4408
04:04:10,216 --> 04:04:13,583
哦哎运高是我生的哈哈哈

4409
04:04:13,583 --> 04:04:14,699
是不是我生的

4410
04:04:14,700 --> 04:04:16,333
当然不是你生的了我

4411
04:04:17,383 --> 04:04:18,899
果然不是我生的

4412
04:04:23,133 --> 04:04:24,666
怎么会这么问呢

4413
04:04:33,066 --> 04:04:35,066
嗯等一会啊

4414
04:04:38,216 --> 04:04:41,666
你怎么满头大汗的来擦擦汗吧啊

4415
04:04:43,583 --> 04:04:44,866
你这么多礼

4416
04:04:45,333 --> 04:04:48,133
一定有求于人了哦

4417
04:04:48,183 --> 04:04:50,899
师兄果然是聪明活泼诚实坦白

4418
04:04:50,900 --> 04:04:53,216
贤良淑德标志可爱呀

4419
04:04:53,216 --> 04:04:55,583
好了说的我骨头都酥了

4420
04:04:55,583 --> 04:04:56,816
有话请直说

4421
04:04:57,100 --> 04:05:00,933
痛快咱们边喝边聊嘿请

4422
04:05:06,583 --> 04:05:08,499
看一下进度条到哪了哦

4423
04:05:08,500 --> 04:05:09,300
是这样的

4424
04:05:09,333 --> 04:05:11,666
我这个屋顶上呢有一个鸟巢

4425
04:05:11,666 --> 04:05:13,383
半小时一窝子鸟

4426
04:05:13,383 --> 04:05:16,133
里面有只肥鸟小鸟母鸟还有一只老鸟

4427
04:05:16,133 --> 04:05:17,066
这老鸟呢

4428
04:05:17,066 --> 04:05:18,299
你不用理他我是小鸟

4429
04:05:18,300 --> 04:05:20,666
一直是借助的这个鸟家庭啊

4430
04:05:20,666 --> 04:05:23,333
这么些年来一直生活的很开心

4431
04:05:23,333 --> 04:05:24,616
开心不是很好吗

4432
04:05:24,783 --> 04:05:25,899
可是这肥鸟啊

4433
04:05:25,900 --> 04:05:27,383
现在开始担心喽

4434
04:05:27,466 --> 04:05:28,333
担心什么

4435
04:05:28,583 --> 04:05:30,299
因为有只兽鸟带了一只女鸟

4436
04:05:30,300 --> 04:05:31,866
硬要住进这个鸟巢里面

4437
04:05:31,866 --> 04:05:33,183
这就有问题喽

4438
04:05:36,533 --> 04:05:38,933
你是怕兽鸟跟女鸟住着不肯

4439
04:05:38,933 --> 04:05:39,983
你和唐伟三妾

4440
04:05:39,983 --> 04:05:42,783
哎呀师兄果然是冰雪聪明哈哈哈

4441
04:05:43,016 --> 04:05:46,066
我想他应该不想留在这里哦

4442
04:05:46,066 --> 04:05:47,899
多谢师兄多谢师兄

4443
04:05:48,933 --> 04:05:51,533
但是啊他想走还走不了哦

4444
04:05:51,783 --> 04:05:52,616
为什么

4445
04:05:53,383 --> 04:05:56,183
因为鸟巢里面那只母鸟想留下他

4446
04:05:56,183 --> 04:05:57,383
他就走不了了

4447
04:05:57,500 --> 04:05:59,416
那只母鸟怎么会这样呢

4448
04:05:59,500 --> 04:06:00,466
你可别忘了

4449
04:06:00,466 --> 04:06:02,733
那只瘦鸟跟母鸟的关系之深

4450
04:06:02,783 --> 04:06:04,816
不输给肥鸟嗯

4451
04:06:04,816 --> 04:06:06,983
瘦鸟不走就对不起肥鸟喽

4452
04:06:07,466 --> 04:06:08,266
嗯

4453
04:06:08,583 --> 04:06:10,616
可能瘦鸟以前留下的东西

4454
04:06:10,616 --> 04:06:13,216
现在想拿回去哼

4455
04:06:13,583 --> 04:06:16,983
以前争不过那只肥鸟现在想来拿东西

4456
04:06:17,183 --> 04:06:19,216
我包他是拿不到的

4457
04:06:19,933 --> 04:06:21,983
实力可不要太武断了

4458
04:06:22,466 --> 04:06:25,299
就看那瘦鸟要不要跟肥鸟啊怎么拍

4459
04:06:25,300 --> 04:06:25,933
秒吗

4460
04:06:25,933 --> 04:06:29,133
哎呦不不得行啊直播的那个什么

4461
04:06:29,300 --> 04:06:32,100
我决定不了以后的直播内容我你看我

4462
04:06:32,100 --> 04:06:34,500
现在我连明天播啥我都不知道呢

4463
04:06:34,900 --> 04:06:35,816
哎呦

4464
04:06:36,500 --> 04:06:37,533
谁要走啊啊

4465
04:06:37,533 --> 04:06:41,183
没事了师弟怕我住的久问我几时走

4466
04:06:41,216 --> 04:06:42,133
不准走啊

4467
04:06:42,133 --> 04:06:44,216
好久不见了我绝对不会让你走的

4468
04:06:44,216 --> 04:06:46,066
这基本上都是8点钟直播

4469
04:06:46,066 --> 04:06:47,099
你个死胖子走

4470
04:06:47,533 --> 04:06:49,933
师兄来你帮我尝尝味道来呀好

4471
04:06:51,616 --> 04:06:54,299
哎这一下子你可看到了啊

4472
04:06:54,416 --> 04:06:56,983
不关我的事我是身不由己

4473
04:06:58,700 --> 04:07:00,266
别别别师伯

4474
04:07:00,816 --> 04:07:02,383
老爸师叔外面搭了棚子

4475
04:07:02,383 --> 04:07:03,466
过两天要演戏哎

4476
04:07:03,466 --> 04:07:05,216
对啊你知不知道演什么

4477
04:07:05,333 --> 04:07:06,499
怒杀野鸳鸯

4478
04:07:06,666 --> 04:07:09,016
不对是梁祝楼台会啊

4479
04:07:09,416 --> 04:07:10,666
走我们吃饭去

4480
04:07:12,133 --> 04:07:13,699
我干嘛过两天现在

4481
04:07:13,700 --> 04:07:16,383
一天到晚在这8.66一天到晚在这8.66

4482
04:07:16,383 --> 04:07:19,983
妹吃饭中餐都有人在找8.668.66的怎么样

4483
04:07:20,700 --> 04:07:21,666
喝了吧好

4484
04:07:29,183 --> 04:07:29,983
哎

4485
04:07:30,266 --> 04:07:31,133
哎呦说的也是了

4486
04:07:31,133 --> 04:07:33,016
明天周一了大家还在这看吗

4487
04:07:33,016 --> 04:07:34,416
12点半了哦

4488
04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:37,266
你还真睡得着啊

4489
04:07:39,016 --> 04:07:40,733
你心里到底有没有我

4490
04:07:40,933 --> 04:07:42,733
你心里到底有没有我啊

4491
04:07:42,933 --> 04:07:44,416
我非试试你不信

4492
04:07:45,616 --> 04:07:46,466
梦梦

4493
04:07:47,216 --> 04:07:48,099
饼饼梦梦

4494
04:07:48,700 --> 04:07:51,266
饼饼我是你师兄天龙啊

4495
04:07:51,333 --> 04:07:55,616
我是你我我梦梦梦哦不是冰冰

4496
04:07:56,533 --> 04:07:58,333
你的心肝CC来了

4497
04:08:00,066 --> 04:08:02,299
死胖子这么晚了发什么神经死胖子

4498
04:08:02,300 --> 04:08:04,066
发什么神经啊睡觉了

4499
04:08:12,016 --> 04:08:12,816
哎

4500
04:08:13,016 --> 04:08:14,383
其实我又担心什么呢

4501
04:08:14,416 --> 04:08:16,616
18年来我对他母子尽心尽意的

4502
04:08:16,616 --> 04:08:18,099
没有理由对我无情啊

4503
04:08:19,066 --> 04:08:21,699
哎就怕他对他师兄旧情难忘

4504
04:08:21,700 --> 04:08:22,383
你别忘了

4505
04:08:22,383 --> 04:08:23,266
他嫁给你的时候

4506
04:08:23,266 --> 04:08:24,733
已经有三个月的身孕了

4507
04:08:25,066 --> 04:08:27,133
哎呀要死了这算什么呢

4508
04:08:28,133 --> 04:08:30,533
哎难道你就这么泄气了跟他斗啊

4509
04:08:30,616 --> 04:08:31,733
不是不是啊

4510
04:08:31,733 --> 04:08:35,133
感觉说不定还是真是这个胖胖胖胖的

4511
04:08:35,333 --> 04:08:36,133
胖胖

4512
04:08:36,616 --> 04:08:37,416
小胖的

4513
04:08:37,983 --> 04:08:39,533
说不定还真是他的孩子

4514
04:08:40,416 --> 04:08:42,933
说不定还真是他的孩子

4515
04:08:44,100 --> 04:08:44,900
好了好了

4516
04:08:45,016 --> 04:08:48,299
是你的什么我也不知道是你的优乐美

4517
04:08:52,783 --> 04:08:56,533
你整晚在这哼哼唧唧的当然睡不着了

4518
04:09:02,416 --> 04:09:03,983
现实生活中怎么可能

4519
04:09:04,666 --> 04:09:06,016
感觉不太可能这么胖

4520
04:09:06,016 --> 04:09:08,899
然后和这么漂亮的美女在一起啊

4521
04:09:10,066 --> 04:09:12,183
除非他有什么过人之处

4522
04:09:13,466 --> 04:09:14,616
干嘛理他呢

4523
04:09:14,783 --> 04:09:16,733
把自己老婆弄好就行了

4524
04:09:17,333 --> 04:09:19,616
多少钱一共6,000啊来给你

4525
04:09:19,816 --> 04:09:21,383
谢谢啊啊不

4526
04:09:22,416 --> 04:09:26,133
老婆哎呀老婆

4527
04:09:26,783 --> 04:09:28,333
哎呦干嘛

4528
04:09:28,333 --> 04:09:32,016
哎呀大坏你怎么了老婆我心痛心痛啊

4529
04:09:32,300 --> 04:09:34,466
没有我觉得肯定就是大这个什么

4530
04:09:34,983 --> 04:09:36,583
什么贵什么贵的

4531
04:09:36,666 --> 04:09:38,616
哎呀胡说八道喂

4532
04:09:39,216 --> 04:09:42,466
老婆你就帮我揉一揉揉一揉吗啊

4533
04:09:42,466 --> 04:09:44,699
你是否有超能力

4534
04:09:45,333 --> 04:09:47,099
干嘛叫那么难听吗

4535
04:09:47,183 --> 04:09:50,216
舒服才是这个事跟你学的要死你

4536
04:09:50,466 --> 04:09:53,333
哎老婆帮我揉一揉吗啊

4537
04:09:54,100 --> 04:09:56,183
啊啊老婆

4538
04:09:56,583 --> 04:09:57,416
我讲清楚啊

4539
04:09:57,416 --> 04:09:59,016
以后永远对我这么好就好了

4540
04:09:59,016 --> 04:10:00,583
那看你怎么对我了

4541
04:10:00,616 --> 04:10:01,533
我知道

4542
04:10:01,583 --> 04:10:04,466
你在任何情况下都不会离开我的哦

4543
04:10:04,533 --> 04:10:07,099
你在任何情况下都不会离开我的哦

4544
04:10:07,100 --> 04:10:09,583
人家说啊夫妻本是同林鸟

4545
04:10:09,583 --> 04:10:11,733
大难来时各自飞了

4546
04:10:11,816 --> 04:10:13,299
哎你不会再嫁回头吧

4547
04:10:13,383 --> 04:10:17,983
哼有人要我也不拒绝了哦哦

4548
04:10:19,183 --> 04:10:20,383
哦哦

4549
04:10:21,616 --> 04:10:24,333
什么身边45往后大部分都是这个体型

4550
04:10:24,333 --> 04:10:25,816
45岁以后的吗

4551
04:10:26,266 --> 04:10:30,299
4545岁以后的男人都是这个体型吗啊

4552
04:10:36,500 --> 04:10:39,666
嗯嗯我嗯星火上升

4553
04:10:40,466 --> 04:10:43,583
心火心眼小了点

4554
04:10:44,066 --> 04:10:45,533
火气又大了点

4555
04:10:45,583 --> 04:10:46,983
憋住气了

4556
04:10:47,333 --> 04:10:48,133
我

4557
04:10:48,783 --> 04:10:50,133
算你行啊

4558
04:10:50,383 --> 04:10:53,466
治好了再那不行发胖就离婚分手

4559
04:10:53,466 --> 04:10:54,983
大贵你到哪去啊

4560
04:10:55,216 --> 04:10:58,266
师兄啊你给他开个方子吧啊好吧

4561
04:10:58,900 --> 04:11:00,016
你们以后不会

4562
04:11:00,100 --> 04:11:02,700
上年纪了也也发胖成这样吧

4563
04:11:02,700 --> 04:11:05,133
大家不是发胖成这样就是发胖个

4564
04:11:05,500 --> 04:11:06,666
二三十斤

4565
04:11:07,183 --> 04:11:08,383
哦买噶

4566
04:11:09,183 --> 04:11:10,899
保持保持身材啊得

4567
04:11:11,816 --> 04:11:13,666
我们必须肩并肩

4568
04:11:16,066 --> 04:11:18,416
然后心连心哎等一等

4569
04:11:18,533 --> 04:11:19,899
你有没有这样心连心的

4570
04:11:19,900 --> 04:11:22,700
哈哈掌心连掌心哦

4571
04:11:22,866 --> 04:11:26,866
你说清楚那是新陈代谢会下降啊听说

4572
04:11:28,583 --> 04:11:28,899
怎么不可

4573
04:11:28,900 --> 04:11:32,266
能的我无法容容忍自己长胖很多

4574
04:11:32,266 --> 04:11:33,299
好了就行了

4575
04:11:33,700 --> 04:11:35,333
你现在已经薪火全消

4576
04:11:35,733 --> 04:11:36,783
大怪好了耶

4577
04:11:36,783 --> 04:11:38,333
结了婚就不需要保持形象了

4578
04:11:38,333 --> 04:11:39,899
我觉得肯定不是这样的

4579
04:11:40,383 --> 04:11:42,066
结了婚也需要保持形象啊

4580
04:11:42,066 --> 04:11:43,783
你这个是这个什么呢

4581
04:11:44,616 --> 04:11:47,583
看你们双方怎么想吧如果我呃

4582
04:11:48,300 --> 04:11:50,783
我只是说我啊如果我那个什么呃

4583
04:11:50,783 --> 04:11:53,816
我我都有在保持保持自己的那个什么

4584
04:11:53,900 --> 04:11:55,666
体型但是对方不保持的话

4585
04:11:55,666 --> 04:11:58,299
那感觉是我一个人在为这个事情负责

4586
04:11:58,300 --> 04:12:01,666
啊两个人都得那个什么做一些努力

4587
04:12:01,666 --> 04:12:02,616
那要不然你们

4588
04:12:02,616 --> 04:12:05,616
爱情的那个热情消退的就太快了吧

4589
04:12:06,983 --> 04:12:08,266
哎呦你怎么了

4590
04:12:08,783 --> 04:12:10,816
啊我好痛啊

4591
04:12:11,466 --> 04:12:15,899
很痛吗当然了真的痛啊真的很痛啊

4592
04:12:16,183 --> 04:12:18,733
哈哈哈那就快一点啊

4593
04:12:20,333 --> 04:12:21,183
哈哈哈

4594
04:12:24,500 --> 04:12:25,666
那我就不送了

4595
04:12:25,733 --> 04:12:27,383
那肯定不能长胖很多啊

4596
04:12:27,383 --> 04:12:30,266
那待会没兴趣真没兴趣这下是真的

4597
04:12:30,333 --> 04:12:32,983
自从你身材发火之后就没这个兴趣了

4598
04:12:34,583 --> 04:12:37,933
哼小心点他把你给卖了你都不知道

4599
04:12:38,616 --> 04:12:39,583
来哈哈

4600
04:12:40,383 --> 04:12:42,583
大贵啊你看哈哈哈

4601
04:12:43,733 --> 04:12:45,216
漂不漂亮啊

4602
04:12:45,300 --> 04:12:48,666
看我们几个像不像一家人呢哈哈哈

4603
04:12:49,216 --> 04:12:50,866
干爹送的一人一套

4604
04:12:56,016 --> 04:12:57,133
我那套呢

4605
04:12:57,383 --> 04:12:58,983
我知道你对兽皮敏感

4606
04:12:58,983 --> 04:13:00,699
所以没算到你不好意思

4607
04:13:01,133 --> 04:13:02,216
好了好了别说那么多了

4608
04:13:02,216 --> 04:13:03,499
来坐下来吃饭吧啊

4609
04:13:03,500 --> 04:13:05,933
来来来站一边去

4610
04:13:06,266 --> 04:13:07,933
哇好多菜哦

4611
04:13:07,933 --> 04:13:09,216
都没看过的耶

4612
04:13:09,666 --> 04:13:10,583
老妈跟我说啊

4613
04:13:10,583 --> 04:13:12,466
这是你们第一次到这来过中秋

4614
04:13:12,466 --> 04:13:13,299
特别下厨房

4615
04:13:13,300 --> 04:13:15,133
做了几样师伯最喜欢吃的菜

4616
04:13:15,266 --> 04:13:16,983
你看有富贵就你

4617
04:13:16,983 --> 04:13:20,133
遛弯其实达不到那个健身的效果吧

4618
04:13:20,133 --> 04:13:21,016
我感觉

4619
04:13:22,016 --> 04:13:24,816
其实吃什么都好主要是师妹的心意嘛

4620
04:13:26,733 --> 04:13:28,866
来师兄喝杯酒吧好

4621
04:13:29,900 --> 04:13:32,783
谢谢啊我们在关外面喝酒啊

4622
04:13:32,783 --> 04:13:34,383
都是要自己倒的哦

4623
04:13:34,383 --> 04:13:35,733
而且喝的呢都是

4624
04:13:35,733 --> 04:13:38,183
羊奶酒真的不像在中原呢

4625
04:13:38,333 --> 04:13:40,816
我们喝酒都是大碗大碗往嘴里倒啊

4626
04:13:40,816 --> 04:13:43,583
倒的一头一脸的哈哈哈师傅

4627
04:13:43,666 --> 04:13:45,133
呃那吃东西呢啊

4628
04:13:45,133 --> 04:13:46,666
吃东西你们就不习惯了

4629
04:13:46,666 --> 04:13:48,899
我们都是如毛饮血生吞呐

4630
04:13:48,983 --> 04:13:50,866
那不是连毛带屎一块吃

4631
04:13:51,300 --> 04:13:52,500
怪嘴那么臭

4632
04:13:52,700 --> 04:13:53,983
大闺女哎

4633
04:13:56,066 --> 04:13:58,216
这少数民族风俗还真奇怪

4634
04:13:58,300 --> 04:14:00,066
当有客人到家里来过夜

4635
04:14:00,066 --> 04:14:01,899
他会叫老婆陪他睡觉

4636
04:14:02,133 --> 04:14:03,533
这是中原要睡我还是

4637
04:14:03,533 --> 04:14:05,583
我也觉得是看吃的

4638
04:14:05,733 --> 04:14:09,266
人家都说三分吃7呃七分吃三分裂吗

4639
04:14:09,266 --> 04:14:12,099
你吃很多的话怎么健身也健不了的哎

4640
04:14:12,216 --> 04:14:14,133
那你们在关外不是很闷吗

4641
04:14:14,383 --> 04:14:15,383
才不会呢

4642
04:14:15,466 --> 04:14:17,899
整天唱歌跳舞啊真的

4643
04:14:18,066 --> 04:14:19,216
师傅还会唱歌啊

4644
04:14:19,216 --> 04:14:21,933
嗯你师伯以前唱歌唱的才好呢

4645
04:14:21,933 --> 04:14:23,983
我们小时候经常在一块合唱的呀

4646
04:14:23,983 --> 04:14:25,533
哈哈哈真的

4647
04:14:25,666 --> 04:14:28,533
谢谢那你跟我爹合唱一段好不好嘛

4648
04:14:29,016 --> 04:14:30,616
不行了早忘光了

4649
04:14:30,616 --> 04:14:34,016
哎呀施舍好不好嘛哈哈哈再唱一段嘛

4650
04:14:34,016 --> 04:14:35,666
老妈不要怕嘛

4651
04:14:36,333 --> 04:14:39,616
老妈唱吧唱吧唱吧哎师伯你也唱吧

4652
04:14:39,783 --> 04:14:40,583
快了

4653
04:14:41,216 --> 04:14:43,099
师妹那我们就唱一段吧

4654
04:14:43,700 --> 04:14:46,500
我只记得一点点的呀你记得哪一段呢

4655
04:14:46,500 --> 04:14:48,866
就是化蝶那一段了哼

4656
04:14:49,100 --> 04:14:50,500
好唱化蝶

4657
04:14:51,533 --> 04:14:54,733
蹦起来的人很少的耶好棒啊

4658
04:14:57,183 --> 04:14:58,666
大部分他说他胖不起来

4659
04:14:58,666 --> 04:15:00,866
其实还是因为吃的太少了

4660
04:15:02,783 --> 04:15:06,616
梁山伯祝英台

4661
04:15:07,266 --> 04:15:08,066
耶

4662
04:15:08,616 --> 04:15:09,416
不准唱了

4663
04:15:12,016 --> 04:15:14,666
化蝶化个屁蝶大贵

4664
04:15:14,733 --> 04:15:18,099
怎么可能呢我保持身材很努力呢

4665
04:15:18,383 --> 04:15:19,466
我没想怎么样

4666
04:15:19,583 --> 04:15:20,866
你不用再装了

4667
04:15:21,333 --> 04:15:22,733
从你进门口开始

4668
04:15:23,016 --> 04:15:24,216
参茶没得喝

4669
04:15:24,300 --> 04:15:25,700
热水澡没得洗

4670
04:15:26,466 --> 04:15:29,183
睡衣让你给穿了喝茶也不叫我

4671
04:15:29,333 --> 04:15:31,266
今天是八月十五过节

4672
04:15:31,383 --> 04:15:33,416
满桌子菜没一样我爱吃的

4673
04:15:33,416 --> 04:15:34,816
这还不是你的阴谋

4674
04:15:35,466 --> 04:15:37,383
还有菜啊吃饭了

4675
04:15:37,533 --> 04:15:40,183
你闭嘴寿宝不要理他

4676
04:15:40,466 --> 04:15:42,816
对不要理我你们一家团

4677
04:15:42,816 --> 04:15:45,333
聚了这下你们开心了

4678
04:15:45,816 --> 04:15:46,616
呵

4679
04:15:46,783 --> 04:15:49,333
师弟你今天讲的事情我一点都不懂啊

4680
04:15:50,016 --> 04:15:51,899
你自己做过的事情你心里明白

4681
04:15:52,266 --> 04:15:53,666
师兄不要理他了嘛

4682
04:15:53,666 --> 04:15:55,016
好端端的在这发神经

4683
04:15:55,016 --> 04:15:57,016
还好儿子不像他嘿

4684
04:15:57,016 --> 04:15:58,299
说得出口

4685
04:15:58,383 --> 04:16:01,016
儿子不是我亲生的当然不像我你

4686
04:16:03,383 --> 04:16:05,733
老妈老爸说什么我真的不懂啊

4687
04:16:05,733 --> 04:16:07,066
哎呀不用问了

4688
04:16:07,266 --> 04:16:08,466
你妈嫁给我的时候

4689
04:16:08,466 --> 04:16:10,099
已经有三个月的身孕了

4690
04:16:10,100 --> 04:16:12,100
你妈这一辈子只有两个男人

4691
04:16:12,133 --> 04:16:14,783
我不是你亲爹你说谁会是你亲爹啊

4692
04:16:14,900 --> 04:16:18,466
嗯哎老爸老爸老爸说什么

4693
04:16:19,183 --> 04:16:20,533
都是你外公了

4694
04:16:21,383 --> 04:16:23,416
你外观想试试他们两个谁对我好

4695
04:16:23,466 --> 04:16:26,583
叫我假装有了身孕来骗他们的

4696
04:16:26,666 --> 04:16:28,783
假装少来这套

4697
04:16:28,783 --> 04:16:30,699
这孩子7个月就生了这

4698
04:16:31,983 --> 04:16:33,533
是个早产儿吗

4699
04:16:34,533 --> 04:16:35,699
不信你问寿伯

4700
04:16:35,933 --> 04:16:37,183
别吵了

4701
04:16:37,183 --> 04:16:41,016
说过有菜吃的小姐炖了你喜欢吃的菜

4702
04:16:41,016 --> 04:16:43,899
刚刚火候不到所以没拿出来

4703
04:16:44,466 --> 04:16:45,866
不要讲别的事情

4704
04:16:45,866 --> 04:16:48,216
炖了个小小的菜骗不到我的

4705
04:16:48,333 --> 04:16:51,299
有种你就告诉我是师傅骗我的哼

4706
04:16:52,616 --> 04:16:54,733
不是碰见就根本证明出现有鬼啊

4707
04:16:54,733 --> 04:16:56,066
说假话骗你的

4708
04:16:56,266 --> 04:16:57,066
我

4709
04:16:57,333 --> 04:16:59,933
你也不是说运高不是我生的我哎呦

4710
04:17:00,066 --> 04:17:02,533
当然不是你生的是小姐生的

4711
04:17:02,583 --> 04:17:03,816
你会生孩子吗

4712
04:17:04,300 --> 04:17:07,616
我那还我你还有什么要问的吗

4713
04:17:07,666 --> 04:17:08,466
我

4714
04:17:08,983 --> 04:17:09,816
没了

4715
04:17:11,216 --> 04:17:12,899
哎呦可怜

4716
04:17:14,866 --> 04:17:17,733
哎老婆哎呦老婆别生气了

4717
04:17:17,733 --> 04:17:19,816
都是我的错老婆

4718
04:17:20,816 --> 04:17:23,466
小宝嗯你刚才说的是真的吗

4719
04:17:23,900 --> 04:17:26,666
真的我是装聋作哑

4720
04:17:26,733 --> 04:17:28,666
你真以为我老人痴呆呀

4721
04:17:28,733 --> 04:17:30,299
哎呀啊

4722
04:17:30,300 --> 04:17:31,183
吃饭了那

4723
04:17:31,183 --> 04:17:33,333
原来他们的师兄没有那个什么

4724
04:17:33,333 --> 04:17:34,899
没有经过那个考验啊

4725
04:17:36,100 --> 04:17:37,500
是以前的事情

4726
04:17:38,583 --> 04:17:40,616
当初我太小气了

4727
04:17:41,583 --> 04:17:43,533
现在实在内疚

4728
04:17:44,216 --> 04:17:45,016
小双

4729
04:17:45,383 --> 04:17:46,383
收拾东西

4730
04:17:46,583 --> 04:17:48,133
都是你们的错你们做错什么了

4731
04:17:48,133 --> 04:17:50,133
说啊爹你做错什么了

4732
04:17:50,816 --> 04:17:53,183
我们走什么时间什么地点和

4733
04:17:53,183 --> 04:17:54,533
谁做错了什么事情

4734
04:17:55,500 --> 04:17:57,983
哎老婆不要走嘛

4735
04:17:58,016 --> 04:17:59,816
你给我走开回娘家

4736
04:18:00,333 --> 04:18:01,666
跟你做了18年的夫妻

4737
04:18:01,666 --> 04:18:03,866
你一点都不相信我哎不是啊

4738
04:18:03,933 --> 04:18:05,499
我绝对相信你啊

4739
04:18:06,066 --> 04:18:07,466
坏就坏在我自己起疑心

4740
04:18:07,466 --> 04:18:08,216
不过

4741
04:18:08,216 --> 04:18:10,733
我疑心病重是因为我太聪明常乱想

4742
04:18:10,933 --> 04:18:11,899
所以我吃醋

4743
04:18:11,900 --> 04:18:14,733
吃醋是因为爱你啊没有关你老师呢

4744
04:18:14,816 --> 04:18:16,733
对我也知道自己不知羞

4745
04:18:16,733 --> 04:18:18,299
这种话都说的出口啊

4746
04:18:18,300 --> 04:18:21,300
和别的主播做坏事了原谅我嗯

4747
04:18:21,900 --> 04:18:24,616
你膝盖还真软呢啊不该说个方案

4748
04:18:24,783 --> 04:18:26,416
大家看电影了吗

4749
04:18:27,266 --> 04:18:28,983
算你还有点良心

4750
04:18:29,216 --> 04:18:31,216
别说了啦心都凉透了

4751
04:18:31,466 --> 04:18:33,666
我知道你表面上对我冷淡

4752
04:18:33,666 --> 04:18:35,666
你心里对我是热情如火吗

4753
04:18:35,666 --> 04:18:37,216
鬼才对你热情如火喂

4754
04:18:37,216 --> 04:18:38,533
不要骗自己啊

4755
04:18:38,533 --> 04:18:42,899
嘿嘿白天说不炖鸡炖翅给我吃哎

4756
04:18:43,066 --> 04:18:44,499
这晚上又炖了一盅

4757
04:18:49,666 --> 04:18:53,066
哦好香啊好好吃哦

4758
04:18:53,816 --> 04:18:55,333
少在这装孝子了

4759
04:18:57,016 --> 04:18:59,183
我不是装孝子啊我是装小狗啊

4760
04:19:01,133 --> 04:19:02,383
妈妈妈

4761
04:19:03,816 --> 04:19:06,533
哇不行太晚了妈妈妈

4762
04:19:08,533 --> 04:19:09,533
还是不开心啊

4763
04:19:10,933 --> 04:19:13,099
就是嘛我是你干儿子嘛

4764
04:19:13,133 --> 04:19:15,183
哦对了我还有只红袍活鬼

4765
04:19:15,300 --> 04:19:17,100
小双去给我拿下来哦

4766
04:19:17,983 --> 04:19:20,099
哎小双我来帮你拿

4767
04:19:20,100 --> 04:19:22,183
不可以红袍火鬼还没炼化

4768
04:19:22,183 --> 04:19:24,183
随时都会有危险的哎

4769
04:19:24,416 --> 04:19:27,499
嗯嗯施工在上面女孩子上去拿不好

4770
04:19:27,783 --> 04:19:29,333
让我去好了哦

4771
04:19:29,666 --> 04:19:34,299
哪里上帮我帮帮忙哇哇走开了讨厌

4772
04:19:34,416 --> 04:19:35,983
真的是上去我

4773
04:19:37,333 --> 04:19:39,733
不谢谢a s y的金砖

4774
04:19:39,933 --> 04:19:40,933
谢牛啊谢

4775
04:19:41,783 --> 04:19:42,816
谢你的支持

4776
04:19:44,216 --> 04:19:45,216
小心点哦

4777
04:19:53,983 --> 04:19:54,899
啊

4778
04:19:55,983 --> 04:19:56,783
啊

4779
04:19:59,266 --> 04:20:00,099
还给你

4780
04:20:01,100 --> 04:20:01,983
哎这么

4781
04:20:02,866 --> 04:20:03,733
白帽子的女生

4782
04:20:03,733 --> 04:20:06,216
完全比另外另外这个女鬼漂亮啊

4783
04:20:06,216 --> 04:20:07,099
你们觉得呢

4784
04:20:07,100 --> 04:20:08,216
是我的女儿小双

4785
04:20:08,333 --> 04:20:11,733
哎你不要叫他是个好鬼你不要怕啊

4786
04:20:12,900 --> 04:20:15,533
爹哎你不要叫啊

4787
04:20:15,616 --> 04:20:17,333
我说过他是个好鬼吗

4788
04:20:17,583 --> 04:20:19,333
爹哈哈哈

4789
04:20:21,300 --> 04:20:24,466
老爸哎儿子叫我我去看看

4790
04:20:24,466 --> 04:20:25,099
儿子叫你又不

4791
04:20:25,100 --> 04:20:26,416
是叫我走啦

4792
04:20:26,900 --> 04:20:27,700
师伯

4793
04:20:27,933 --> 04:20:31,383
云贵哪来的不要管他他不会害人的啊

4794
04:20:32,216 --> 04:20:33,016
师伯

4795
04:20:36,300 --> 04:20:38,866
师傅师傅不要杀他

4796
04:20:39,383 --> 04:20:40,583
没有红帽子好看吗

4797
04:20:40,583 --> 04:20:41,866
好像是哦

4798
04:20:42,933 --> 04:20:44,899
那个女生确实蛮好看的

4799
04:20:46,216 --> 04:20:49,533
又可爱又有点性感什么sexy

4800
04:20:50,416 --> 04:20:52,816
哎哎哎我问你啊为什么打我儿子

4801
04:20:53,016 --> 04:20:54,183
你不守师门家规

4802
04:20:54,183 --> 04:20:55,983
在家里养鬼还敢大声说话

4803
04:20:56,266 --> 04:20:58,383
师兄你听我解释

4804
04:20:58,416 --> 04:21:00,133
你先不要说那么多不用跟他解释

4805
04:21:00,866 --> 04:21:02,299
我在家养鬼就不行

4806
04:21:02,300 --> 04:21:04,416
你带个又脏又臭的东西来就可以

4807
04:21:04,416 --> 04:21:06,216
什么玩意啊啊

4808
04:21:11,183 --> 04:21:12,099
啊

4809
04:21:12,816 --> 04:21:13,699
还真臭哎

4810
04:21:24,816 --> 04:21:26,016
完蛋喽

4811
04:21:30,383 --> 04:21:31,499
哈哈哈

4812
04:21:38,183 --> 04:21:39,616
你敢打他

4813
04:21:42,700 --> 04:21:43,666
好随便整开

4814
04:21:43,666 --> 04:21:45,066
当初把它关起来

4815
04:21:45,066 --> 04:21:47,016
我就知道肯定会再打开的

4816
04:21:56,900 --> 04:21:58,183
老婆怎么样

4817
04:22:06,300 --> 04:22:10,266
这女的也太过了吧这个小小女鬼

4818
04:22:12,183 --> 04:22:14,099
哎呦百合

4819
04:22:21,616 --> 04:22:23,416
哎呦哎呦

4820
04:22:29,216 --> 04:22:31,583
怀疑你一会肯定要帮他们吧

4821
04:22:37,100 --> 04:22:39,383
快救火哈哈

4822
04:22:39,666 --> 04:22:41,466
哎呀你看还在还在

4823
04:22:42,266 --> 04:22:43,533
哈哈

4824
04:22:45,416 --> 04:22:47,016
我只是帮你们叫啊

4825
04:22:47,016 --> 04:22:48,666
我感觉你们肯定会叫

4826
04:22:48,666 --> 04:22:50,933
主播先先先走一步吧

4827
04:22:54,983 --> 04:22:55,783
1

4828
04:23:08,383 --> 04:23:10,016
哎呦我被骗了

4829
04:23:11,933 --> 04:23:13,183
搞定了

4830
04:23:13,783 --> 04:23:17,266
感觉那个刚刚这里有烤肉啊哎

4831
04:23:17,333 --> 04:23:20,183
寿博来帮帮忙吧女鬼会不会一换一啊

4832
04:23:20,183 --> 04:23:23,216
那个女鬼刚才吃东西不叫我

4833
04:23:23,666 --> 04:23:25,466
嗨这腿真好看

4834
04:23:28,466 --> 04:23:30,016
小双先喝杯茶吧

4835
04:23:30,066 --> 04:23:30,866
哦

4836
04:23:31,466 --> 04:23:32,266
姐姐

4837
04:23:32,866 --> 04:23:34,583
原来你真的是好鬼哎

4838
04:23:35,183 --> 04:23:36,666
刚才你还救了我一命

4839
04:23:37,016 --> 04:23:38,499
我一定会以身相许

4840
04:23:39,333 --> 04:23:40,499
谢谢了小双

4841
04:23:40,583 --> 04:23:42,266
先别太高兴啊

4842
04:23:42,933 --> 04:23:46,183
你爹可是茅子坑里的砖头又臭又硬

4843
04:23:47,466 --> 04:23:49,783
老妈是不是不会像老爸说那样吧

4844
04:23:49,783 --> 04:23:50,733
师伯不会

4845
04:23:50,733 --> 04:23:53,216
你爸爸才死心眼呢一本书看到老

4846
04:23:53,583 --> 04:23:56,099
哎哎哎回来了回来了

4847
04:23:56,700 --> 04:23:58,816
爹回来了回来了

4848
04:24:00,183 --> 04:24:00,983
啊

4849
04:24:02,500 --> 04:24:03,300
啊

4850
04:24:04,700 --> 04:24:07,333
小鱼有吃过这个早点睡吧

4851
04:24:08,100 --> 04:24:10,983
哈哈这个也太那个了吧

4852
04:24:15,466 --> 04:24:16,983
我不知道我腿有没有他粗啊

4853
04:24:16,983 --> 04:24:18,866
但是他肯定只有85斤

4854
04:24:18,866 --> 04:24:19,666
啊

4855
04:24:20,300 --> 04:24:22,816
主播慧眼慧眼如具

4856
04:24:22,816 --> 04:24:25,333
我能够什么那个啥尽可能猜出

4857
04:24:25,383 --> 04:24:27,016
看出别人的体重的

4858
04:24:35,700 --> 04:24:37,616
如果他是1米6的话

4859
04:24:37,900 --> 04:24:39,700
84斤顶天了

4860
04:24:44,583 --> 04:24:45,933
可能男生不太懂啊

4861
04:24:45,933 --> 04:24:47,983
他胳膊上一点肉都没有

4862
04:24:52,216 --> 04:24:55,466
我就说如果他1米6吗我们我们

4863
04:24:55,700 --> 04:24:58,333
比方说的话165吗

4864
04:24:59,816 --> 04:25:00,699
88斤

4865
04:25:05,733 --> 04:25:07,466
你能说什么照片发了

4866
04:25:07,533 --> 04:25:10,416
我不行这个还是要看到真人才知道

4867
04:25:14,266 --> 04:25:17,066
90吧90不超过90

4868
04:25:25,300 --> 04:25:27,016
帮我炸个饭上来吧

4869
04:25:28,216 --> 04:25:29,533
601我在

4870
04:25:43,816 --> 04:25:45,983
啊苏文美女怎么了

4871
04:25:46,133 --> 04:25:46,933
苏文

4872
04:25:47,783 --> 04:25:48,616
哦NO

4873
04:25:50,100 --> 04:25:52,383
苏文啊啊

4874
04:25:53,016 --> 04:25:55,899
啊啊啊啊啊啊

4875
04:25:56,583 --> 04:25:58,666
啊云哥别去了

4876
04:25:58,816 --> 04:25:59,783
皇上不管

4877
04:25:59,933 --> 04:26:01,333
阎王看了都会打冷战

4878
04:26:06,783 --> 04:26:09,299
快点走师兄快走啊

4879
04:26:09,333 --> 04:26:10,416
我们一起走

4880
04:26:10,616 --> 04:26:11,783
你怎么那么啰嗦

4881
04:26:13,900 --> 04:26:14,700
苏文

4882
04:26:15,183 --> 04:26:16,016
苏文

4883
04:26:20,983 --> 04:26:23,583
我觉得还是蛮漂亮啊哈哈

4884
04:26:24,466 --> 04:26:27,099
欧美妆罢了哈哈

4885
04:26:31,383 --> 04:26:32,183
啊

4886
04:26:33,416 --> 04:26:34,216
啊啊

4887
04:26:35,816 --> 04:26:36,616
啊

4888
04:26:38,733 --> 04:26:39,816
啊

4889
04:26:51,100 --> 04:26:51,900
是我

4890
04:27:10,466 --> 04:27:11,699
你咋呀

4891
04:27:12,666 --> 04:27:14,099
我也感觉

4892
04:27:23,616 --> 04:27:25,299
少一个碍事的吧

4893
04:27:27,466 --> 04:27:28,266
啊

4894
04:27:33,216 --> 04:27:34,183
师傅的法簪呢

4895
04:27:35,216 --> 04:27:37,133
老婆岳父的法簪呢

4896
04:27:37,466 --> 04:27:40,216
在排位前面哦你等一下哦

4897
04:27:42,700 --> 04:27:45,100
哎呦过去抓我咪咪啊

4898
04:27:55,866 --> 04:27:58,333
你们听的一般都化这种妆让主播也化

4899
04:28:00,733 --> 04:28:02,866
你摸了记得了

4900
04:28:12,100 --> 04:28:13,266
师傅助我

4901
04:28:16,816 --> 04:28:18,899
没看出来有感情线啊

4902
04:28:18,900 --> 04:28:21,216
那不是跟女鬼有感情线吗

4903
04:28:47,216 --> 04:28:48,466
快阻止师兄

4904
04:28:49,583 --> 04:28:51,899
师傅不要啊

4905
04:28:52,666 --> 04:28:53,466
师兄

4906
04:28:53,533 --> 04:28:55,783
你消灭他连苏文都会魂飞魄散的

4907
04:28:56,133 --> 04:28:57,133
管不了那么多了

4908
04:28:57,133 --> 04:28:59,099
不消灭他他就要消灭我不要

4909
04:29:02,100 --> 04:29:03,666
老爸快帮苏文呐

4910
04:29:05,900 --> 04:29:07,333
哎把他拉走

4911
04:29:09,300 --> 04:29:10,983
啊搞定了

4912
04:29:11,933 --> 04:29:14,183
啊啊

4913
04:29:15,466 --> 04:29:16,699
啊幸好

4914
04:29:24,816 --> 04:29:28,466
女鬼改了这展开了这也太随便了吧

4915
04:29:28,733 --> 04:29:31,099
你们男人变心这么快的吗

4916
04:29:33,666 --> 04:29:36,333
你们男人真的是

4917
04:29:46,016 --> 04:29:46,816
爹

4918
04:29:48,133 --> 04:29:49,183
哈哈爹

4919
04:29:49,900 --> 04:29:51,933
没事了老姐没事了

4920
04:29:52,300 --> 04:29:54,733
你手受伤了我去拿药来给你擦

4921
04:29:56,133 --> 04:29:59,983
苏文苏文苏文苏文的鼻影有点太重了

4922
04:29:59,983 --> 04:30:02,183
给他淡化一点吧

4923
04:30:02,183 --> 04:30:03,583
太极莲花狮吼翼

4924
04:30:03,666 --> 04:30:05,216
大日如来定三魂

4925
04:30:20,733 --> 04:30:24,099
哎呦啊妈妈快去扶他救下来啊

4926
04:30:25,533 --> 04:30:27,666
小心来妈妈

4927
04:30:32,616 --> 04:30:33,983
太极莲花是否应

4928
04:30:33,983 --> 04:30:35,699
大日如来定相存

4929
04:30:40,216 --> 04:30:43,299
哎呀师兄就是要厉害一下

4930
04:30:45,583 --> 04:30:46,866
没有攻击粉丝

4931
04:30:46,866 --> 04:30:48,816
说的都是实话的说

4932
04:30:51,416 --> 04:30:52,783
老爸老爸

4933
04:30:53,583 --> 04:30:56,099
哎呦好臭啊哎呀哎呀

4934
04:30:56,783 --> 04:30:59,816
哎傻孩子黄丹水当然难闻

4935
04:31:00,700 --> 04:31:03,466
不是黄丹水是童子尿啊

4936
04:31:04,183 --> 04:31:07,099
你这混球尿那么大泡给我喝

4937
04:31:07,866 --> 04:31:09,616
我怎么尿都尿不出来

4938
04:31:09,666 --> 04:31:11,299
是师伯的哦

4939
04:31:11,583 --> 04:31:14,299
哎是你师伯的啊

4940
04:31:15,300 --> 04:31:16,866
是你师伯的是啊

4941
04:31:17,216 --> 04:31:18,616
童子妞嗯

4942
04:31:20,300 --> 04:31:23,383
哎嘿你是童子

4943
04:31:23,500 --> 04:31:27,333
你别说哎你是童子啊啊饼干碎

4944
04:31:27,700 --> 04:31:31,733
果然是我亲生的哎呀太好了嘿嘿

4945
04:31:32,066 --> 04:31:33,783
爹原来你是童

4946
04:31:34,266 --> 04:31:35,066
那么

4947
04:31:35,100 --> 04:31:37,900
那么我就不是你亲生的女儿了那我是

4948
04:31:40,666 --> 04:31:44,133
18年前我到关外去

4949
04:31:44,700 --> 04:31:46,266
在路上把你捡回来的

4950
04:31:46,816 --> 04:31:48,299
当时天寒地冻

4951
04:31:48,466 --> 04:31:49,816
满天风雪

4952
04:31:50,900 --> 04:31:53,183
一直有条单薄的被子包着

4953
04:31:54,466 --> 04:31:57,699
当时路边哎呀没什么树叶

4954
04:31:57,866 --> 04:31:58,666
结满了树

4955
04:31:59,733 --> 04:32:02,016
所以我想想怎么安慰你们啊

4956
04:32:02,866 --> 04:32:03,733
跟着我姓

4957
04:32:03,733 --> 04:32:06,299
童真是男人最好的嫁妆好吧

4958
04:32:06,300 --> 04:32:08,100
想不到我不是你亲生的

4959
04:32:08,133 --> 04:32:09,583
你还对我那么好

4960
04:32:11,066 --> 04:32:12,266
18年来

4961
04:32:12,983 --> 04:32:15,099
我不但没有好好孝顺你

4962
04:32:15,866 --> 04:32:17,899
还常惹你生气

4963
04:32:18,666 --> 04:32:19,466
你

4964
04:32:21,216 --> 04:32:22,616
那你过分啊

4965
04:32:23,466 --> 04:32:24,333
那你是童真

4966
04:32:24,333 --> 04:32:27,466
总比你那个什么身经百战更好吧

4967
04:32:27,466 --> 04:32:28,899
你觉得女生会喜欢吗

4968
04:32:28,900 --> 04:32:31,583
老婆你怎么样了啊老婆老妈

4969
04:32:32,666 --> 04:32:34,383
哎你这两天老是要吐

4970
04:32:34,383 --> 04:32:36,266
吐不出来的让师兄看看吧

4971
04:32:36,733 --> 04:32:39,816
不用看了小姐有身孕了

4972
04:32:40,300 --> 04:32:42,866
有了谁嗯

4973
04:32:43,783 --> 04:32:47,266
哎怎么师兄一来住你马上就有了

4974
04:32:47,266 --> 04:32:49,783
你要死啊你你要死啊哎哎

4975
04:32:49,783 --> 04:32:51,183
我还没说完呢

4976
04:32:51,583 --> 04:32:53,383
我是说的送子观音没有来

4977
04:32:53,383 --> 04:32:55,066
送子童子到来了啊

4978
04:32:55,066 --> 04:32:56,616
哈哈哈

4979
04:32:57,216 --> 04:33:00,899
死胖子你转开真快呢你嗯玉啥呀

4980
04:33:00,900 --> 04:33:01,983
你把我当寿伯

4981
04:33:02,900 --> 04:33:05,616
这不是很多人一把年纪没怎么谈过

4982
04:33:05,616 --> 04:33:06,866
恋爱吗这不是很正常吗

4983
04:33:06,866 --> 04:33:08,416
小声你都听见了啊

4984
04:33:08,466 --> 04:33:11,099
我才25岁你以为我聋了

4985
04:33:11,133 --> 04:33:14,066
我哦哈哈哈太棒了

4986
04:33:14,066 --> 04:33:15,933
今年中秋真是个大团圆呢

4987
04:33:16,266 --> 04:33:17,866
火鬼被我们消灭了

4988
04:33:17,866 --> 04:33:19,016
老妈又有了喜

4989
04:33:19,216 --> 04:33:21,699
师伯呢又帮素雯续了魂

4990
04:33:22,133 --> 04:33:26,133
嗨跟老妈这么大把年纪还生小孩

4991
04:33:26,500 --> 04:33:27,816
很危险呢

4992
04:33:28,066 --> 04:33:28,866
这还有喜

4993
04:33:31,133 --> 04:33:32,533
谈过恋爱不能是童子吗

4994
04:33:32,533 --> 04:33:33,416
那也是呢

4995
04:33:38,816 --> 04:33:40,616
反正啊

4996
04:33:41,333 --> 04:33:43,299
我也不知道哈哈

4997
04:33:44,666 --> 04:33:45,466
哈

4998
04:33:47,416 --> 04:33:48,933
傲气长存

4999
04:33:49,066 --> 04:33:50,299
那你说那

5000
04:33:50,300 --> 04:33:53,533
那那说不定有的女生她有处男情节呢

5001
04:33:54,700 --> 04:33:56,383
你不是说不定那肯定有啊

5002
04:33:59,500 --> 04:34:00,933
啊把他送走了

5003
04:34:02,100 --> 04:34:04,816
慈悲心报浑身

5004
04:34:06,583 --> 04:34:08,816
英魂化英火

5005
04:34:09,300 --> 04:34:11,466
点燃守魂灯

5006
04:34:11,866 --> 04:34:14,133
一天到晚直播呢直播呢直播呢

5007
04:34:14,133 --> 04:34:15,499
我去你别问啊

5008
04:34:15,500 --> 04:34:18,333
这个场景好现代哦老妈老爸

5009
04:34:18,933 --> 04:34:20,666
是啊他走的还真慢呢

5010
04:34:20,816 --> 04:34:23,583
师伯说先把书包推出去好来

5011
04:34:25,066 --> 04:34:26,783
看个屁呀不看了

5012
04:34:31,333 --> 04:34:32,899
来这段的切片

5013
04:34:32,900 --> 04:34:35,700
你跟我差不多一点你跟我差不多一点

5014
04:34:37,066 --> 04:34:38,183
你往后退一点啊

5015
04:34:42,066 --> 04:34:42,866
嗯

5016
04:34:44,783 --> 04:34:47,383
旭皇啊我是没认真看

5017
04:34:47,666 --> 04:34:49,299
认真看饼干碎呢

5018
04:34:49,666 --> 04:34:51,333
认真看饼干碎的弹幕

5019
04:34:52,733 --> 04:34:55,266
反正被你弄烂的了差不多一点

5020
04:34:56,266 --> 04:34:57,699
反应好快啊

5021
04:34:59,383 --> 04:35:02,099
好了我们用撑的吧时间不早了上路吧

5022
04:35:02,100 --> 04:35:04,666
哎对对那送的是什么结局来着

5023
04:35:06,266 --> 04:35:09,666
冲不出嘴尖功夫美妙

5024
04:35:10,300 --> 04:35:11,783
又插着嘴

5025
04:35:12,266 --> 04:35:13,783
前额后进退

5026
04:35:14,216 --> 04:35:18,333
一生中一次次去还了那他还活着吗

5027
04:35:18,733 --> 04:35:20,733
反正他就是去转身了对吧

5028
04:35:22,300 --> 04:35:23,533
到处跳

5029
04:35:24,266 --> 04:35:26,899
灵魂翻出就结束了吗

5030
04:35:36,266 --> 04:35:37,899
陪自己身体了那

5031
04:35:41,900 --> 04:35:45,066
嗯那他有跟那个在一起吗

5032
04:35:45,416 --> 04:35:46,416
跟那个谁

5033
04:35:47,183 --> 04:35:49,066
忘记那个男主角的名字了

5034
04:35:54,933 --> 04:35:57,466
这样直播要是切的话可以切4个视频

5035
04:35:57,666 --> 04:35:58,466
哪四个

5036
04:36:04,783 --> 04:36:06,266
把他应该转身去了

5037
04:36:07,416 --> 04:36:09,933
好运高你们怎么记名字那么厉害啊

5038
04:36:10,300 --> 04:36:13,016
嗯你们你们你们怎么记名字那么厉害

5039
04:36:13,700 --> 04:36:14,500
啊

5040
04:36:15,466 --> 04:36:19,383
my youth is yours run away now and forevermore

5041
04:36:19,383 --> 04:36:21,216
my youth my youth

5042
04:36:34,616 --> 04:36:37,583
啊过各过各的生活哎呦哇

5043
04:36:38,933 --> 04:36:40,899
那好吧那也挺好的

5044
04:36:42,700 --> 04:36:45,016
素素文变变人了吗

5045
04:36:52,216 --> 04:36:54,499
这么帮忙都放了几百次了

5046
04:36:56,216 --> 04:36:59,416
歌这个歌单放了几万次了吧

5047
04:37:11,533 --> 04:37:14,383
哎呦快到玩玩环节了大家

5048
04:37:16,533 --> 04:37:18,183
杨帅还在吗啊

5049
04:37:26,300 --> 04:37:28,866
回忆成河

5050
04:37:29,016 --> 04:37:31,099
停格成永远

5051
04:37:32,533 --> 04:37:34,983
跨越视线

5052
04:37:35,666 --> 04:37:38,266
和你相见

5053
04:37:38,733 --> 04:37:42,666
带你一颦一笑到下个字眼

5054
04:37:46,216 --> 04:37:48,899
故乡的掌控世界

5055
04:37:50,066 --> 04:37:50,899
就就就就

5056
04:37:55,983 --> 04:37:57,783
到帅了是吗嗯

5057
04:37:59,466 --> 04:38:00,899
也是呢

5058
04:38:09,816 --> 04:38:11,816
过来真的假的

5059
04:38:12,733 --> 04:38:14,133
那你刚才去干嘛了

5060
04:38:15,066 --> 04:38:17,066
那你刚才在干嘛呢

5061
04:38:27,466 --> 04:38:29,183
哎呀明天有早台吗

5062
04:38:30,216 --> 04:38:31,416
你们说呢

5063
04:38:33,266 --> 04:38:34,899
你们说的

5064
04:38:41,700 --> 04:38:42,816
早啊

5065
04:38:43,500 --> 04:38:47,533
你是跟我说早上好还是要找找他啊

5066
04:38:52,700 --> 04:38:55,383
我怎么不动了主播有点那个什么

5067
04:39:09,183 --> 04:39:09,983
音乐

5068
04:39:11,983 --> 04:39:16,016
宇宙转了一圈我们的一

5069
04:39:17,616 --> 04:39:22,666
在经历了风花雪月后开始上演

5070
04:39:24,416 --> 04:39:32,183
哦被戏弄在云端眺望里

5071
04:39:33,300 --> 04:39:36,666
我也许不知我自己

5072
04:39:38,333 --> 04:39:40,216
虽然世界

5073
04:39:40,266 --> 04:39:42,016
那就不来

5074
04:39:42,300 --> 04:39:43,100
哈哈哈

5075
04:39:44,333 --> 04:39:46,183
那就不来

5076
04:39:58,416 --> 04:40:01,466
让还有浪漫的勇气

5077
04:40:03,300 --> 04:40:09,183
若能与你在感动的旅途中老去

5078
04:40:10,700 --> 04:40:11,866
谢谢大笨蛋小花花

5079
04:40:11,866 --> 04:40:14,183
谢我花木向阳开的小花花

5080
04:40:14,500 --> 04:40:18,866
影片美嘉哦天成林荫的粉丝灯牌

5081
04:40:23,933 --> 04:40:24,866
那就

5082
04:40:29,216 --> 04:40:30,699
那是不是要下播了

5083
04:40:30,700 --> 04:40:32,616
没什么事要干了

5084
04:40:32,616 --> 04:40:34,099
现在的话

5085
04:41:01,183 --> 04:41:03,383
聊天晚上当然干聊聊

5086
04:41:04,466 --> 04:41:07,066
啊哈哈那我是小人

5087
04:41:15,066 --> 04:41:17,133
春天的来临

5088
04:41:17,333 --> 04:41:20,666
悄悄地释出暧昧的气息

5089
04:41:21,183 --> 04:41:24,183
在百口气旁的季节里

5090
04:41:24,216 --> 04:41:27,299
你清新脱俗的有股诗意

5091
04:41:27,300 --> 04:41:29,383
你在天南星

5092
04:41:30,300 --> 04:41:37,016
高雅亮洁好美丽喔好美丽

5093
04:41:39,816 --> 04:41:41,616
初夏的来临

5094
04:41:41,733 --> 04:41:45,099
也溢出了俏皮的气息

5095
04:41:46,100 --> 04:41:47,700
氛围那个啥一点

5096
04:41:48,383 --> 04:41:49,866
有点晚上的氛围

5097
04:41:56,133 --> 04:41:56,933
怎么样

5098
04:41:58,133 --> 04:41:59,583
啊买房子吃吗

5099
04:41:59,583 --> 04:42:00,383
买车了吗

5100
04:42:00,416 --> 04:42:03,133
没有哈哈哈

5101
04:42:04,266 --> 04:42:05,816
谢谢游客的10个小花花

5102
04:42:05,816 --> 04:42:07,783
谢谢三姐的小花花送来的这个小花

5103
04:42:07,783 --> 04:42:10,099
谢谢没人要强硬送的小花小花

5104
04:42:11,866 --> 04:42:15,133
来个暧昧的音乐我刚刚哦

5105
04:42:15,866 --> 04:42:20,266
甜甜蜜蜜的暧昧在热恋的季

5106
04:42:21,066 --> 04:42:21,866
节

5107
04:42:21,933 --> 04:42:23,183
还记得你的

5108
04:42:23,866 --> 04:42:26,016
笑容无比的甜

5109
04:42:34,866 --> 04:42:36,933
爱你们的因为我们又不会聊啥

5110
04:42:40,700 --> 04:42:42,300
太小声了吧这些疙瘩

5111
04:42:49,983 --> 04:42:52,183
哇塞你看这些疙瘩

5112
04:42:52,666 --> 04:42:53,899
太那个了吧

5113
04:42:55,933 --> 04:42:58,416
这个人叫这个这个歌单叫床单

5114
04:42:58,666 --> 04:43:02,499
气氛暧昧缠绵入骨啊下一个在下一个

5115
04:43:02,616 --> 04:43:04,383
是钱暧昧氛围

5116
04:43:04,666 --> 04:43:06,733
有多是钱啊听一下

5117
04:43:12,900 --> 04:43:15,183
还好啊这不是挺健全的吗

5118
04:43:20,533 --> 04:43:23,699
还好吧这不是很健康的音乐吗

5119
04:43:25,183 --> 04:43:27,933
这不是很健康的音乐我再听下一个呢

5120
04:43:30,783 --> 04:43:33,333
还好吧这不是一毛的音乐吗我感觉

5121
04:43:33,533 --> 04:43:40,583
just hold me i'll be the stitch to your skies babe just hold me

5122
04:43:41,100 --> 04:43:42,066
just hold

5123
04:43:45,816 --> 04:43:46,899
我觉得还好

5124
04:43:58,300 --> 04:44:00,416
看看这个这个歌名都念不出来了吧

5125
04:44:00,416 --> 04:44:01,216
感觉

5126
04:44:02,783 --> 04:44:04,266
这一听就很欢快啊

5127
04:44:05,016 --> 04:44:05,866
would you still

5128
04:44:06,500 --> 04:44:09,900
spend twenty four hours i need more

5129
04:44:09,900 --> 04:44:11,866
他们这些歌单弄得挣不起啊

5130
04:44:12,016 --> 04:44:15,183
就心思全花在怎么想歌名

5131
04:44:15,183 --> 04:44:16,899
那个歌单名字上去了

5132
04:44:22,533 --> 04:44:24,066
将就吧就这个吧

5133
04:44:24,933 --> 04:44:27,133
我说什么啊没什么要说的呀

5134
04:44:37,016 --> 04:44:37,816
嗯

5135
04:44:38,300 --> 04:44:39,700
that i can

5136
04:44:42,016 --> 04:44:50,299
i don't make up nice this feeling i get when i still嗯

5137
04:44:52,466 --> 04:44:54,816
没什么要说的就那个一下我不

5138
04:44:55,466 --> 04:44:56,266
不

5139
04:44:58,816 --> 04:44:59,616
哈哈

5140
04:44:59,700 --> 04:45:03,100
不是你们说的什么聊点大人的话题

5141
04:45:03,100 --> 04:45:04,500
那我也想不起来

5142
04:45:07,616 --> 04:45:11,216
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

5143
04:45:19,466 --> 04:45:21,266
主播暧昧了我怎么暧昧呀

5144
04:45:21,266 --> 04:45:23,983
我不会主播不会这些啊

5145
04:45:24,666 --> 04:45:27,133
我从来都是直来直去的

5146
04:45:27,983 --> 04:45:29,183
搞不来这些

5147
04:45:30,066 --> 04:45:33,383
现在的声音已经是最暧昧的时候了

5148
04:45:33,900 --> 04:45:37,533
呃如果是正常说话的话就是呃啊啊

5149
04:45:37,583 --> 04:45:39,183
大家啊

5150
04:45:40,066 --> 04:45:41,616
啊现在已经是那个什么

5151
04:45:41,933 --> 04:45:44,299
已经做出了一部分的努力了

5152
04:45:49,066 --> 04:45:51,533
你以为主播有多少那个什么

5153
04:45:51,900 --> 04:45:53,416
知识存库啊

5154
04:45:54,533 --> 04:45:57,333
年终奖多少哪来啊你年终奖多少

5155
04:45:59,383 --> 04:46:00,733
你呢你呢

5156
04:46:01,066 --> 04:46:02,816
真的吗这还不暧昧啊

5157
04:46:04,300 --> 04:46:04,700
那你现在

5158
04:46:04,700 --> 04:46:06,016
是最暧昧的声音啊

5159
04:46:06,666 --> 04:46:09,299
那不暧昧的话就这样了早上好

5160
04:46:10,066 --> 04:46:11,699
早上好早上好

5161
04:46:15,300 --> 04:46:16,583
这种声音暧昧不起来

5162
04:46:16,583 --> 04:46:18,533
那你是在激将法吗

5163
04:46:20,183 --> 04:46:21,416
是在激将法是吧

5164
04:46:21,416 --> 04:46:23,666
那不行早上好

5165
04:46:27,383 --> 04:46:28,533
卡子不是很厚吗

5166
04:46:28,533 --> 04:46:30,783
先打牌打到哪打啥卡子啊

5167
04:46:34,066 --> 04:46:35,383
哎呦啊

5168
04:46:38,466 --> 04:46:39,783
哇太暧昧了

5169
04:46:46,333 --> 04:46:48,099
第一点你要加点气音

5170
04:46:48,183 --> 04:46:49,383
你以为我不会吗

5171
04:46:49,383 --> 04:46:51,499
不会我只是不想罢了

5172
04:46:54,100 --> 04:46:55,533
若没有暧昧的能力

5173
04:46:56,500 --> 04:46:58,866
那激将法太烂了不得行

5174
04:46:59,416 --> 04:47:02,666
我没我记不起我的那个什么

5175
04:47:03,066 --> 04:47:05,066
不会因为这些生气的好吧

5176
04:47:12,300 --> 04:47:13,100
right now

5177
04:47:14,533 --> 04:47:15,333
哼

5178
04:47:25,183 --> 04:47:25,933
学歌顺利吗

5179
04:47:25,933 --> 04:47:28,466
不太顺利不是不太顺利今天没怎么学

5180
04:47:28,666 --> 04:47:29,466
哈哈

5181
04:47:32,533 --> 04:47:35,899
明天再开始吧今天有点那个啥i

5182
04:47:38,100 --> 04:47:39,016
i

5183
04:47:39,983 --> 04:47:41,333
am there

5184
04:47:42,300 --> 04:47:43,533
昨天是前几天的

5185
04:47:45,616 --> 04:47:49,016
这个是嘴巴一侧发出的动静你们会吗

5186
04:47:49,016 --> 04:47:50,016
在这那个啥

5187
04:47:53,300 --> 04:47:54,133
会吗

5188
04:47:58,100 --> 04:48:00,333
啊工资发了原来是我昨天尬黑了

5189
04:48:00,333 --> 04:48:01,099
原来已经发了

5190
04:48:01,100 --> 04:48:03,216
都发了好几天了我自己没发现呢

5191
04:48:05,216 --> 04:48:06,016
嘿就

5192
04:48:07,783 --> 04:48:10,383
偷懒都没有最内疚感你还说我

5193
04:48:10,383 --> 04:48:13,099
我直播现在心灵那个千疮百孔

5194
04:48:13,100 --> 04:48:14,466
受不得批评啊

5195
04:48:16,900 --> 04:48:18,133
那主播也不是今天啊

5196
04:48:18,133 --> 04:48:20,583
主播长期心灵千疮百孔

5197
04:48:22,733 --> 04:48:23,666
没有工资条啊

5198
04:48:23,666 --> 04:48:25,583
直接把钱打过来没人给你通知

5199
04:48:25,733 --> 04:48:27,266
自己发现好吧

5200
04:48:27,733 --> 04:48:28,816
自己发现

5201
04:48:31,733 --> 04:48:33,616
这个小红包我不要

5202
04:48:33,866 --> 04:48:35,533
你别难为我

5203
04:48:35,866 --> 04:48:38,066
你给我抽点小红包吧

5204
04:48:41,583 --> 04:48:43,299
太暧昧了吧我受不了了

5205
04:48:43,300 --> 04:48:45,616
别1嘿嘿嘿的了下一首

5206
04:48:52,866 --> 04:48:53,666
啊

5207
04:48:53,983 --> 04:48:55,416
喂你有5毛吗

5208
04:48:55,416 --> 04:48:57,583
等过年的时候再给大家发红包吧

5209
04:48:57,583 --> 04:48:59,066
现在有点早了吧

5210
04:48:59,100 --> 04:49:01,666
现在发红包有点早了吧

5211
04:49:02,383 --> 04:49:03,416
是不是呢

5212
04:49:20,016 --> 04:49:21,016
哼嗯

5213
04:49:25,016 --> 04:49:26,866
发吗发发

5214
04:49:29,333 --> 04:49:30,133
2块

5215
04:49:30,866 --> 04:49:32,016
2块好吗

5216
04:49:32,383 --> 04:49:35,183
嗯希望大家这个是有寓意你懂吗

5217
04:49:35,183 --> 04:49:36,933
就是两全其美

5218
04:49:39,500 --> 04:49:42,133
一块吧一块一块就祝大家对

5219
04:49:42,300 --> 04:49:45,183
那什么祝大家是个一心一意的人

5220
04:49:45,183 --> 04:49:46,333
一心一意

5221
04:49:49,666 --> 04:49:50,899
but i have them all

5222
04:49:56,266 --> 04:49:59,333
我也想千军万马你给我千军万马

5223
04:49:59,383 --> 04:50:01,099
那我想要万里挑一

5224
04:50:01,183 --> 04:50:04,099
那我想要成为你的万里挑一给我万

5225
04:50:04,666 --> 04:50:05,499
好吧

5226
04:50:07,733 --> 04:50:09,066
我好想吃肉啊

5227
04:50:09,066 --> 04:50:11,616
我现在好想吃那种卤牛肉

5228
04:50:18,383 --> 04:50:20,333
谢谢谢谢相会8月的小花花

5229
04:50:24,933 --> 04:50:27,016
万里挑一的话就是1万零一吧

5230
04:50:27,016 --> 04:50:28,099
万里挑一

5231
04:50:28,816 --> 04:50:32,983
干嘛呢跟我在这玩游文字游戏呢啊

5232
04:50:34,383 --> 04:50:36,183
哎呀现在太晚了

5233
04:51:03,300 --> 04:51:04,383
这才几点

5234
04:51:05,933 --> 04:51:06,899
you've been walking

5235
04:51:08,333 --> 04:51:10,016
这个时间是再播一会大

5236
04:51:10,016 --> 04:51:11,499
家都要跑光的时间

5237
04:51:12,133 --> 04:51:12,933
哼

5238
04:51:14,533 --> 04:51:16,816
哎呀夜宵进不来很烦呢

5239
04:51:18,133 --> 04:51:19,416
但是我有无人机

5240
04:51:19,416 --> 04:51:21,816
就操控无人机去给我那个啥

5241
04:51:21,900 --> 04:51:24,066
要是有那种狗你们知道吗

5242
04:51:24,066 --> 04:51:26,616
很聪明的狗他可以出去给你买菜

5243
04:51:26,616 --> 04:51:27,899
还可以给你挑

5244
04:51:28,266 --> 04:51:31,733
那个啥拿外拿快递去快递店

5245
04:51:33,016 --> 04:51:34,299
快点点那个啥

5246
04:51:37,733 --> 04:51:39,499
饭店给你把东西叼回来

5247
04:51:39,500 --> 04:51:42,700
我就训练一只狗去给我去小区门口

5248
04:51:42,700 --> 04:51:44,383
给我把外卖叼回来

5249
04:51:44,866 --> 04:51:46,933
就好了就算了

5250
04:51:47,466 --> 04:51:49,216
炒菜当然是假的呀

5251
04:51:54,066 --> 04:51:54,866
哈哈哈

5252
04:52:00,183 --> 04:52:01,466
从我变成这样给我当狗

5253
04:52:01,466 --> 04:52:03,099
我儿太大了我儿太大了

5254
04:52:08,900 --> 04:52:10,700
玩小点玩小点

5255
04:52:28,666 --> 04:52:30,299
怎么想签礼物啊

5256
04:52:33,100 --> 04:52:35,066
she我猫爬起来拉屎了

5257
04:52:38,733 --> 04:52:39,533
哼

5258
04:52:41,500 --> 04:52:42,866
字母圈最小的活吗

5259
04:52:42,866 --> 04:52:44,416
哎呦我不太好吧

5260
04:52:44,416 --> 04:52:46,983
我就是怕那个大夫说什么的

5261
04:52:47,100 --> 04:52:48,733
公司说之类的

5262
04:52:49,100 --> 04:52:53,733
哎呀我想肉我想吃牛肉

5263
04:52:53,900 --> 04:52:56,466
我感觉我都能闻到香味了

5264
04:52:58,416 --> 04:52:59,216
哼

5265
04:53:02,666 --> 04:53:04,499
有点羞耻啊我觉得

5266
04:53:04,700 --> 04:53:05,500
主要是

5267
04:53:06,616 --> 04:53:08,616
我这真的我在想那种公司的

5268
04:53:08,616 --> 04:53:09,933
公司的音声

5269
04:53:09,983 --> 04:53:11,583
然后你那个啥

5270
04:53:11,700 --> 04:53:14,100
你你你录好了之后还要发给公司

5271
04:53:14,100 --> 04:53:15,466
然后让公司听一下

5272
04:53:15,466 --> 04:53:18,099
然后公司给你做那个什么后期

5273
04:53:18,100 --> 04:53:20,016
天呐太尴尬了吧

5274
04:53:20,133 --> 04:53:22,783
我的音声不想要多任何一个人看到

5275
04:53:24,383 --> 04:53:27,266
天呐好恐怖主播好好看谢你哦

5276
04:53:29,300 --> 04:53:30,383
哎他们怎么好

5277
04:53:30,383 --> 04:53:33,383
他们怎么那个啥怎么说服自己的呢

5278
04:53:33,533 --> 04:53:34,333
对吧

5279
04:53:34,583 --> 04:53:37,616
公司脱敏了那我没脱敏啊我很敏感

5280
04:53:37,700 --> 04:53:40,866
为什么一直主播很好看哈哈哈

5281
04:53:41,183 --> 04:53:45,499
这主主播好好看一看独轮车是吧哈哈

5282
04:53:45,666 --> 04:53:46,899
干嘛呢

5283
04:53:51,900 --> 04:53:55,100
他们怎么接受呢那有的他们玩挺大的

5284
04:53:55,266 --> 04:53:56,266
怎么那个啥

5285
04:54:03,783 --> 04:54:05,299
算一下主播好性感呢

5286
04:54:11,466 --> 04:54:12,266
number one

5287
04:54:19,183 --> 04:54:23,383
司空见惯了哎呦那感觉还是挺那个的

5288
04:54:24,333 --> 04:54:25,533
好羞耻哦

5289
04:54:25,816 --> 04:54:29,066
那个啥你想想那同事的话

5290
04:54:29,266 --> 04:54:30,666
啊你想想你的

5291
04:54:30,783 --> 04:54:32,616
那种性感音声

5292
04:54:32,616 --> 04:54:35,216
发给同事是什什么样的感觉

5293
04:54:36,583 --> 04:54:38,216
啊那比如说你同事习惯了

5294
04:54:38,216 --> 04:54:40,266
那你你作为你自己呢

5295
04:54:43,183 --> 04:54:45,333
是吧是不是很羞耻

5296
04:54:45,533 --> 04:54:48,066
这个什么sex啊这个他不是

5297
04:54:52,616 --> 04:54:54,866
hahaha six

5298
04:54:55,616 --> 04:54:57,266
lips lips

5299
04:54:59,583 --> 04:55:00,616
s

5300
04:55:01,933 --> 04:55:02,733
我去

5301
04:55:04,783 --> 04:55:06,383
对啊想想都想死

5302
04:55:09,266 --> 04:55:12,133
哪有性感那不是我说英生啊

5303
04:55:12,183 --> 04:55:14,299
那不是英生的话那你就是要那种

5304
04:55:15,066 --> 04:55:17,499
哈喽大家那个比如说你说这种话

5305
04:55:17,500 --> 04:55:18,300
那这种声音

5306
04:55:18,300 --> 04:55:19,100
就算是这种声音

5307
04:55:19,100 --> 04:55:21,933
我我让同事听到我也很想自杀

5308
04:55:21,933 --> 04:55:24,816
我说的同事是staff这种

5309
04:55:25,100 --> 04:55:27,616
还有那种公司的别的人的话

5310
04:55:33,216 --> 04:55:36,616
同事先还有交换互相听的哇我听的

5311
04:55:37,666 --> 04:55:38,466
你好

5312
04:55:40,533 --> 04:55:43,983
那不行那我不行那我还我我脚趾扣地

5313
04:55:44,466 --> 04:55:46,983
我手缠缠成麻花

5314
04:55:47,616 --> 04:55:49,816
做不到做不到做不到的说

5315
04:55:52,700 --> 04:55:55,183
哎我听听这个宝可梦和这个啥

5316
04:55:56,900 --> 04:55:58,900
这个人的名字我不知道怎么读的来着

5317
04:55:58,900 --> 04:55:59,700
我听听

5318
04:56:04,416 --> 04:56:05,266
乱放啊

5319
04:56:07,416 --> 04:56:08,333
健全相机

5320
04:56:08,866 --> 04:56:10,699
could go either way

5321
04:56:12,583 --> 04:56:14,099
那我之前的也很健全啊

5322
04:56:14,100 --> 04:56:15,500
我之前的不健全啊

5323
04:56:15,733 --> 04:56:17,699
我我之前的不健全吗你到底听没听啊

5324
04:56:17,700 --> 04:56:18,500
你

5325
04:56:19,100 --> 04:56:19,933
一天到晚

5326
04:56:20,466 --> 04:56:23,533
说一万句骗主播的话我都没破呢

5327
04:56:23,533 --> 04:56:25,266
你说不是要给我瑞破了吗

5328
04:56:30,700 --> 04:56:32,266
怎么这么多小号啊

5329
04:56:35,866 --> 04:56:36,666
啊

5330
04:56:38,666 --> 04:56:40,466
怎么这么多小号啊好怪

5331
04:56:45,900 --> 04:56:46,933
还挺好听的

5332
04:56:48,066 --> 04:56:48,866
啊

5333
04:56:49,383 --> 04:56:50,666
我直播间怎么了

5334
04:56:52,500 --> 04:56:53,300
啊

5335
04:56:54,333 --> 04:56:55,533
谁发红包了

5336
04:57:02,666 --> 04:57:03,866
谁发了红包

5337
04:57:03,866 --> 04:57:05,616
我怎么没收到红包啊

5338
04:57:06,383 --> 04:57:07,783
好吓人哦

5339
04:57:09,983 --> 04:57:13,133
i see the light shining through the rain

5340
04:57:13,133 --> 04:57:14,066
谁在发红包啊

5341
04:57:14,066 --> 04:57:15,099
发给我吧

5342
04:57:15,100 --> 04:57:20,816
is in a pride of shade needed to rise from the lowest place

5343
04:57:23,666 --> 04:57:25,133
我在想这种机器人的话

5344
04:57:25,133 --> 04:57:27,183
他是发多少钱他们会来呢

5345
04:57:27,183 --> 04:57:29,583
发5块钱他们来吗嗯

5346
04:57:33,216 --> 04:57:36,016
啊这种主播好好看不会也是小号吧

5347
04:57:36,016 --> 04:57:36,816
不会也是

5348
04:57:36,816 --> 04:57:37,699
那种啥吧

5349
04:57:39,216 --> 04:57:40,499
我没看着啊

5350
04:57:41,300 --> 04:57:42,466
我现在是

5351
04:57:45,583 --> 04:57:46,866
哎呀还真有啊

5352
04:57:48,416 --> 04:57:49,216
我看看

5353
04:57:50,066 --> 04:57:52,299
哈哈哈哈你发的呀

5354
04:57:54,583 --> 04:57:55,583
我怎么参与了

5355
04:57:55,583 --> 04:57:57,466
怎么我没看到我的弹幕呢

5356
04:58:05,016 --> 04:58:07,183
啊马上差开奖了我看看啊

5357
04:58:10,933 --> 04:58:12,983
什么主播好好看这不是口令啊

5358
04:58:12,983 --> 04:58:15,933
哎呀我获得了5个电池的礼物打扣

5359
04:58:18,133 --> 04:58:19,066
我也有打扣

5360
04:58:19,266 --> 04:58:20,933
以后谁那个啥

5361
04:58:22,266 --> 04:58:23,899
你那个饼干碎表现的好

5362
04:58:23,900 --> 04:58:26,016
我把那个打扣送给你啊

5363
04:58:28,016 --> 04:58:29,783
我有100个啊

5364
04:58:29,783 --> 04:58:30,733
我有辣条

5365
04:58:30,733 --> 04:58:34,416
我还有那个什么啊谢谢n s y的花花

5366
04:58:34,616 --> 04:58:36,499
谢谢你谢谢你哦

5367
04:58:36,783 --> 04:58:37,983
谢你的花花

5368
04:58:39,783 --> 04:58:41,899
啊要过期的吗多久过期啊

5369
04:58:42,133 --> 04:58:44,016
我有10个粉丝团灯牌

5370
04:58:44,216 --> 04:58:45,216
还有一个

5371
04:58:45,383 --> 04:58:48,983
一个电池还有一还有还有那什么

5372
04:58:49,816 --> 04:58:51,099
还有什么辣条

5373
04:58:51,300 --> 04:58:53,466
但是辣条看不见有多少个

5374
04:58:53,500 --> 04:58:55,266
有100斤瓜子来着

5375
04:58:59,266 --> 04:59:00,066
一直抽到这么早

5376
04:59:00,066 --> 04:59:02,699
抽到这个这个那个什么花式夸夸吗

5377
04:59:03,016 --> 04:59:04,616
现在看随即随意的牛蛙

5378
04:59:04,616 --> 04:59:06,266
新米小助理丹特人的牛蛙

5379
04:59:06,266 --> 04:59:08,583
莫树枝的打扣好吃的牛蛙牛蛙

5380
04:59:08,733 --> 04:59:11,299
呃好吃的牛蛙好吃的打扣

5381
04:59:11,733 --> 04:59:13,066
呃妙

5382
04:59:13,066 --> 04:59:15,899
舞沙特的打扣优雅永不过过时的牛蛙

5383
04:59:15,933 --> 04:59:17,733
希望可乐的牛蛙千叶的牛蛙

5384
04:59:18,133 --> 04:59:19,333
一雷那木

5385
04:59:19,333 --> 04:59:20,333
啊你一下好吗

5386
04:59:20,333 --> 04:59:21,783
的牛蛙打麻将的牛蛙胡说四道

5387
04:59:21,783 --> 04:59:23,583
顺才怪的牛蛙阳光精妙的打call

5388
04:59:23,666 --> 04:59:24,583
小贝尼的牛蛙

5389
04:59:24,616 --> 04:59:26,383
萝莉小和加鸡腿analyst

5390
04:59:26,466 --> 04:59:27,333
fight的牛蛙

5391
04:59:27,333 --> 04:59:29,133
胡说三道四的才怪的这个好哎

5392
04:59:29,333 --> 04:59:30,733
呃西瓜可乐的牛蛙

5393
04:59:30,816 --> 04:59:32,616
阿米诺melody的打call 4

5394
04:59:32,983 --> 04:59:34,583
这个好也次次的打call

5395
04:59:34,816 --> 04:59:36,216
哎怎么这么多啊

5396
04:59:36,733 --> 04:59:37,583
我说我想说

5397
04:59:37,583 --> 04:59:39,783
我说我说树下说假话的小红花妹妹

5398
04:59:39,783 --> 04:59:41,533
只小我的小花多少朵可爱的衣裳

5399
04:59:41,533 --> 04:59:42,333
贝拉的牛娃

5400
04:59:42,333 --> 04:59:43,216
要看自己随意的

5401
04:59:43,216 --> 04:59:44,699
爱了爱了俺是家里面一样的

5402
04:59:44,700 --> 04:59:45,216
扣断了可

5403
04:59:45,216 --> 04:59:45,583
爱的一双

5404
04:59:45,583 --> 04:59:47,266
未来的这个行业被淋湿的一个打扣

5405
04:59:47,266 --> 04:59:48,466
好的爱了爱了

5406
04:59:48,583 --> 04:59:49,533
还是见面要的

5407
04:59:49,533 --> 04:59:51,333
牛啊牛啊加上自己的打call

5408
05:00:04,700 --> 05:00:06,266
啊我的背好累啊

5409
05:00:07,900 --> 05:00:09,183
再来给我捏一下

5410
05:00:12,700 --> 05:00:14,300
干嘛呢你睡醒了

5411
05:00:18,300 --> 05:00:19,616
小猫猫哦

5412
05:00:24,783 --> 05:00:25,933
太累了

5413
05:00:27,300 --> 05:00:28,983
但是感觉直播也没有办法

5414
05:00:28,983 --> 05:00:32,983
一直那个什么躺那个靠在那个椅子上

5415
05:00:33,266 --> 05:00:37,699
就要那个向前倾这样坐坐正坐直这样

5416
05:00:38,333 --> 05:00:40,183
那坐久了就会累

5417
05:00:43,333 --> 05:00:45,499
但是我坐久了也不会腰痛

5418
05:00:45,500 --> 05:00:46,016
不知道为什么

5419
05:00:46,016 --> 05:00:47,899
你们那男生感觉好多腰痛啊

5420
05:00:47,900 --> 05:00:51,533
感觉好为你们的未来担忧啊真的

5421
05:00:57,266 --> 05:01:00,016
那我是基本上从来不不会腰痛的

5422
05:01:04,866 --> 05:01:07,383
嘿咻我靠着作业

5423
05:01:19,383 --> 05:01:21,699
又是到你这个年纪就知道了

5424
05:01:24,816 --> 05:01:26,783
这个位置有腰腰部靠垫吗

5425
05:01:26,783 --> 05:01:27,583
还还真没有

5426
05:01:27,583 --> 05:01:29,133
我最近拿了个枕头

5427
05:01:29,266 --> 05:01:31,783
来放在那个椅子背后

5428
05:01:33,783 --> 05:01:34,616
哼

5429
05:01:35,700 --> 05:01:37,866
你姑娘都比我大了真的假的

5430
05:01:39,266 --> 05:01:41,066
咱们直播间不会还有那个什么

5431
05:01:41,066 --> 05:01:42,466
40来岁的人吧

5432
05:01:42,933 --> 05:01:45,933
年轻真好大家这么那个啥的吗

5433
05:01:46,333 --> 05:01:47,816
我想想我以前

5434
05:01:48,900 --> 05:01:51,300
我真感觉我没怎么腰痛过

5435
05:01:55,583 --> 05:01:58,533
6什么6啊现在发弹幕这么敷衍了是吧

5436
05:01:59,700 --> 05:02:01,066
3年的飘单

5437
05:02:07,333 --> 05:02:08,533
why哎呦

5438
05:02:13,933 --> 05:02:15,216
40来岁算啥

5439
05:02:15,216 --> 05:02:17,299
不是这个直播间还有50来岁的人吗

5440
05:02:17,300 --> 05:02:20,216
我觉得这个这个确实不太可能我觉得

5441
05:02:21,933 --> 05:02:24,299
你换个说法就不敷衍了吗

5442
05:02:27,416 --> 05:02:28,216
哼

5443
05:02:39,866 --> 05:02:41,866
手手写书了是吧

5444
05:02:43,133 --> 05:02:46,983
哎我好累好累我明天不是我的腰好累

5445
05:02:46,983 --> 05:02:48,383
没有说直播好累啊

5446
05:02:48,383 --> 05:02:51,016
我明天一定要吃顿牛肉

5447
05:02:54,066 --> 05:02:54,866
哦

5448
05:02:58,300 --> 05:02:59,100
嗯

5449
05:03:00,733 --> 05:03:03,666
i never know how much i care

5450
05:03:04,900 --> 05:03:08,700
when you put your arms around me

5451
05:03:13,383 --> 05:03:14,899
哪有还一天吃一顿啊

5452
05:03:14,900 --> 05:03:16,466
我今天吃了几顿我想想

5453
05:03:17,466 --> 05:03:18,266
两顿

5454
05:03:20,866 --> 05:03:22,583
你们补补腰吧主播不是啊

5455
05:03:22,583 --> 05:03:24,066
我基本腰不会累的

5456
05:03:24,066 --> 05:03:26,583
我基本上腰不会什么像你们那种什么

5457
05:03:26,733 --> 05:03:31,183
哎呦我的腰好酸啊啊不行了我的腰

5458
05:03:31,266 --> 05:03:32,066
这

5459
05:03:35,016 --> 05:03:38,466
大家倒是得注意点啊那个什么我去

5460
05:03:41,216 --> 05:03:44,933
男生的话得哈哈注意点吧

5461
05:03:45,383 --> 05:03:48,583
谢谢小李小的光头强谢谢你

5462
05:04:10,666 --> 05:04:11,416
总坐会腰痛

5463
05:04:11,416 --> 05:04:13,783
那我直播坐很久那也没有腰痛

5464
05:04:13,783 --> 05:04:15,016
今天下午也坐了很久

5465
05:04:18,666 --> 05:04:19,216
不是吗

5466
05:04:19,216 --> 05:04:22,816
我经常坐没坐相来着经常那个什么呃

5467
05:04:22,816 --> 05:04:25,933
抱着腿坐在那个椅子上就半蹲着那种

5468
05:04:30,616 --> 05:04:32,066
哎呦

5469
05:04:53,866 --> 05:04:54,666
哼

5470
05:04:57,333 --> 05:04:59,899
那这样问不是也有男生这样吗

5471
05:05:01,866 --> 05:05:03,866
谢我家飞行的小花花

5472
05:05:10,333 --> 05:05:12,099
不要弄好比你好

5473
05:05:18,816 --> 05:05:20,866
哎不太喜欢这个歌我去

5474
05:05:21,616 --> 05:05:22,416
我去

5475
05:05:30,733 --> 05:05:33,983
鸭子座能做啊但是没必要不太舒服啊

5476
05:05:33,983 --> 05:05:36,466
我只鸭子做鸭子做太不舒服了吧

5477
05:05:37,933 --> 05:05:39,733
应该女生都能鸭子做吧

5478
05:05:51,016 --> 05:05:52,183
好饿

5479
05:05:54,100 --> 05:05:56,933
我怎么一天到晚都在播你都一天到晚

5480
05:05:56,933 --> 05:05:58,133
指的是

5481
05:06:00,183 --> 05:06:01,733
我等我等我看看

5482
05:06:02,133 --> 05:06:05,666
i just can't say i don't love you

5483
05:06:07,466 --> 05:06:10,933
cause i love you指的是从这样到这样吗

5484
05:06:10,933 --> 05:06:14,333
哈哈你是从指的是从这样到这样吗

5485
05:06:14,900 --> 05:06:15,700
从这样

5486
05:06:16,333 --> 05:06:17,933
啊到这样

5487
05:06:18,866 --> 05:06:21,983
到这样哎呀到这样哈哈哈

5488
05:06:28,266 --> 05:06:28,933
这是贵州

5489
05:06:28,933 --> 05:06:30,583
我有的时候直播就是是跪着

5490
05:06:30,583 --> 05:06:31,816
跪着直播的

5491
05:06:32,100 --> 05:06:33,933
我感觉舒服一点有的时候

5492
05:06:37,900 --> 05:06:39,383
又在吃夜宵

5493
05:06:40,900 --> 05:06:42,066
啊这首歌好听

5494
05:06:43,533 --> 05:06:47,016
i try to find reason to pull us apart

5495
05:06:47,016 --> 05:06:48,899
it ain't working cause you're perfect

5496
05:06:48,900 --> 05:06:50,700
and i know that you're worth it

5497
05:06:50,700 --> 05:06:52,583
i can't walk away

5498
05:06:54,183 --> 05:06:57,733
oh even though we go in story

5499
05:06:57,733 --> 05:07:00,266
and it makes you feel alone

5500
05:07:00,266 --> 05:07:03,499
just know that i would die for you

5501
05:07:05,333 --> 05:07:08,333
哎健身环直播啊你之前是不在吗

5502
05:07:08,333 --> 05:07:10,666
主播的健身环没有人感兴趣呢

5503
05:07:13,300 --> 05:07:15,266
我健身环罗巴蒂k

5504
05:07:16,933 --> 05:07:18,499
主播的健身环很丢人啊

5505
05:07:18,500 --> 05:07:20,616
主播的健身环战机很丢人

5506
05:07:24,933 --> 05:07:26,783
吃1点半了还吃

5507
05:07:29,900 --> 05:07:32,866
明天早上有天气预报吗没有没有没有

5508
05:07:34,066 --> 05:07:35,816
没有没有没有没有没有

5509
05:07:41,733 --> 05:07:43,899
这是还我都还给我朋友了

5510
05:07:44,466 --> 05:07:45,899
switch switch

5511
05:07:46,266 --> 05:07:48,933
我已经还给我朋友了什么时候有

5512
05:07:48,933 --> 05:07:50,666
再也不会有了因为什么呢

5513
05:07:51,066 --> 05:07:53,099
那个什么啊

5514
05:07:53,100 --> 05:07:55,933
虽然主播之前也没说过但是那个什么

5515
05:07:56,183 --> 05:07:57,133
那个什么呢

5516
05:07:57,133 --> 05:07:59,133
就是哈哈哈啊

5517
05:07:59,133 --> 05:08:00,899
算了算了我不说了我不说啊

5518
05:08:00,900 --> 05:08:03,016
说出来还还是有点那个什么

5519
05:08:03,016 --> 05:08:04,183
还是不说了不说了

5520
05:08:04,816 --> 05:08:07,133
不见不见不见不见不见不见不见

5521
05:08:07,133 --> 05:08:07,933
升华了

5522
05:08:08,616 --> 05:08:09,699
勇士你还

5523
05:08:16,416 --> 05:08:17,816
反正卡不是白买了

5524
05:08:17,816 --> 05:08:19,899
那万一以后有别的什么游戏吗

5525
05:08:21,666 --> 05:08:23,066
不说我不

5526
05:08:26,816 --> 05:08:27,983
不说今晚睡不着

5527
05:08:27,983 --> 05:08:30,333
你们有那么容易不睡睡不着吗

5528
05:08:31,133 --> 05:08:32,899
哈哈不是我

5529
05:08:32,900 --> 05:08:34,983
我只要把话题转开你们就会忘

5530
05:08:34,983 --> 05:08:36,066
忘记这个

5531
05:08:38,866 --> 05:08:41,699
我说什么你牛逼什么但是

5532
05:08:43,266 --> 05:08:44,933
也不是那方面的有什么

5533
05:08:44,933 --> 05:08:47,866
就是有一点那方面的有什么

5534
05:08:48,383 --> 05:08:51,066
是因为没人上你家时间吗对啊

5535
05:08:51,133 --> 05:08:52,733
不是这个已经

5536
05:08:53,133 --> 05:08:55,666
这个已经跟金钱没有关系了你知道吗

5537
05:08:55,666 --> 05:08:57,416
这是个自尊心啊

5538
05:08:57,416 --> 05:08:59,983
自尊心有点那个受伤了

5539
05:09:00,783 --> 05:09:02,816
反正我看别人弄什么

5540
05:09:03,866 --> 05:09:06,499
别人介绍还是那

5541
05:09:06,500 --> 05:09:07,866
人家介绍还那

5542
05:09:07,866 --> 05:09:10,983
那个抽奖至少还是有好几个人去抽

5543
05:09:13,733 --> 05:09:14,866
我一个都没有

5544
05:09:18,700 --> 05:09:22,816
有点小小丢人哎呀不不不不播了

5545
05:09:23,466 --> 05:09:24,333
不播了

5546
05:09:28,133 --> 05:09:30,266
主播太辛苦了哈哈

5547
05:09:30,900 --> 05:09:33,983
最好是反正估计是

5548
05:09:35,816 --> 05:09:37,066
要看的乐呵

5549
05:09:37,983 --> 05:09:38,783
我去

5550
05:09:40,700 --> 05:09:42,016
那是怎么回事

5551
05:09:42,300 --> 05:09:43,100
嗯

5552
05:09:44,216 --> 05:09:46,216
这可能是主播的问题吧

5553
05:09:48,733 --> 05:09:51,583
正常玩太小了还小不小了

5554
05:09:52,100 --> 05:09:54,900
反正就是就是那个什么

5555
05:09:55,333 --> 05:09:56,899
反正就是大家太不健全

5556
05:09:56,900 --> 05:09:58,666
想看不健全的东西吧

5557
05:09:58,783 --> 05:10:01,216
我已经认清了哼

5558
05:10:04,183 --> 05:10:05,266
就这样吧

5559
05:10:09,616 --> 05:10:11,499
哪有那么多人玩的大呀

5560
05:10:11,500 --> 05:10:13,333
别人都是正常的玩

5561
05:10:14,666 --> 05:10:16,333
别人都是正常的玩

5562
05:10:16,583 --> 05:10:18,983
哪有那么多人玩的那么大的

5563
05:10:20,466 --> 05:10:21,783
别乱找健康啊

5564
05:10:24,933 --> 05:10:26,183
差不多得了这

5565
05:10:34,183 --> 05:10:34,616
转一转

5566
05:10:34,616 --> 05:10:39,066
哎呦几声哎呦哎呦哎呦哎呦哎呦

5567
05:10:41,900 --> 05:10:43,333
不是一直在这样吗

5568
05:10:46,416 --> 05:10:48,016
你不抽是因为主播的健身房

5569
05:10:48,016 --> 05:10:49,383
还不够健全

5570
05:10:51,183 --> 05:10:54,266
还要健全到什么程度啊你得来看了吗

5571
05:10:54,466 --> 05:10:55,266
啊

5572
05:10:56,466 --> 05:10:57,733
还不够健全

5573
05:10:59,983 --> 05:11:02,933
你看着别人的健身环有我的健全吗

5574
05:11:04,066 --> 05:11:06,183
哎这也不是自夸我只是

5575
05:11:06,616 --> 05:11:09,666
我不好说了没什么说出来矫情

5576
05:11:10,700 --> 05:11:11,866
自己玩宝可梦

5577
05:11:11,866 --> 05:11:14,699
但是我看他们说宝可梦是自己玩好玩

5578
05:11:14,983 --> 05:11:16,466
但是直播的话

5579
05:11:17,383 --> 05:11:19,099
效果可能不是特别好

5580
05:11:21,300 --> 05:11:24,616
哈哈哈想被这时候狠打了

5581
05:11:31,383 --> 05:11:33,133
还有像一会说的语气词

5582
05:11:33,183 --> 05:11:34,616
行你就是这么对我的

5583
05:11:34,616 --> 05:11:35,733
嗯知道了

5584
05:11:40,666 --> 05:11:41,466
哼

5585
05:11:43,133 --> 05:11:44,383
这句玩意很推荐吗

5586
05:11:44,383 --> 05:11:46,099
那我是我都不认识他们

5587
05:11:46,216 --> 05:11:48,499
那些角色的话也也可以吗

5588
05:11:49,533 --> 05:11:51,333
考虑一下宝可梦多少钱啊

5589
05:11:54,383 --> 05:11:58,216
哎呦哎呦怎么你了哎呦都不能哎呦啊

5590
05:12:03,266 --> 05:12:04,983
天呐撸啊

5591
05:12:08,900 --> 05:12:10,333
看别人玩把可能做到了

5592
05:12:10,333 --> 05:12:11,699
确实啊有的游戏是这样

5593
05:12:11,700 --> 05:12:13,183
就是自己玩很好玩

5594
05:12:13,500 --> 05:12:15,300
但不一定会有节目效果啊

5595
05:12:19,583 --> 05:12:22,416
像你小姨跟我跟你说话滚呐

5596
05:12:22,416 --> 05:12:23,816
别往自己脸上贴贴

5597
05:12:23,816 --> 05:12:25,583
哪来那么多人声音像我的

5598
05:12:25,900 --> 05:12:27,700
我这辈子都没听到过谁的声音

5599
05:12:27,700 --> 05:12:29,783
我觉得是跟我有点像的呢

5600
05:12:29,900 --> 05:12:33,666
love me now reality

5601
05:12:34,016 --> 05:12:37,016
no it's never found like you

5602
05:12:37,016 --> 05:12:39,266
stay我觉得跟我声音像的人还是非常

5603
05:12:39,266 --> 05:12:40,066
少的

5604
05:12:41,700 --> 05:12:42,666
谢谢谢b

5605
05:12:42,666 --> 05:12:45,666
想平静的过日子的睡觉和棒棒糖

5606
05:12:45,666 --> 05:12:46,583
谢谢你哦

5607
05:12:51,100 --> 05:12:52,866
hmm嗯

5608
05:12:54,383 --> 05:12:55,333
哈哈哈

5609
05:12:57,466 --> 05:13:01,383
小游戏环节什么小游戏环节呢

5610
05:13:06,466 --> 05:13:08,416
公司下哪有可怜游戏

5611
05:13:09,816 --> 05:13:13,216
啊下一个游戏想玩什么

5612
05:13:13,700 --> 05:13:15,066
我切一下我切

5613
05:13:17,466 --> 05:13:19,183
哎我切我切

5614
05:13:21,533 --> 05:13:23,466
啊我想下个游戏玩啥

5615
05:13:23,500 --> 05:13:26,066
之前大家不是给我推荐了一些呃什么

5616
05:13:26,216 --> 05:13:27,016
呃

5617
05:13:28,783 --> 05:13:32,099
剧情像电影剧情像游戏吗

5618
05:13:32,416 --> 05:13:33,216
不是

5619
05:13:34,266 --> 05:13:36,499
看了看了一下当时决定了一下子

5620
05:13:36,500 --> 05:13:37,933
但是后来又忘记了

5621
05:13:38,733 --> 05:13:39,583
啥来着

5622
05:13:43,783 --> 05:13:44,699
暴雨

5623
05:13:44,783 --> 05:13:47,216
我当时做了一下功课感觉暴雨还不错

5624
05:13:47,216 --> 05:13:48,299
但是又有人说

5625
05:13:48,383 --> 05:13:50,133
呃他很老了

5626
05:13:51,700 --> 05:13:52,816
都很老了

5627
05:13:53,466 --> 05:13:54,899
是不是画面没有

5628
05:13:55,733 --> 05:13:56,816
那个精美啊

5629
05:13:58,933 --> 05:14:00,299
画面没有那个精美

5630
05:14:01,416 --> 05:14:01,816
买了吗

5631
05:14:01,816 --> 05:14:03,816
还没有呢我还不知道多少钱呢

5632
05:14:08,300 --> 05:14:10,666
哎呦每次都是推荐这几个游戏

5633
05:14:11,133 --> 05:14:13,133
欢迎小鸡来来shift

5634
05:14:17,216 --> 05:14:19,899
宫殿吗我也想玩但是我感觉

5635
05:14:20,333 --> 05:14:23,066
太难找到直播也有点有趣

5636
05:14:23,066 --> 05:14:25,783
然后我也很喜欢的女性角色了你懂吗

5637
05:14:25,783 --> 05:14:27,299
主播很颜控啊

5638
05:14:27,333 --> 05:14:28,699
不想找漂亮的

5639
05:14:49,066 --> 05:14:50,299
命运是什么

5640
05:14:50,300 --> 05:14:51,616
是不是太长了

5641
05:14:51,783 --> 05:14:52,333
strange people

5642
05:14:52,333 --> 05:14:53,816
strange face strangers

5643
05:14:53,816 --> 05:14:56,666
but spending time with you is so hard

5644
05:14:57,066 --> 05:14:59,466
wish never too good with words with opening up

5645
05:14:59,466 --> 05:15:01,783
but with you i'm on a trip to my heart

5646
05:15:02,333 --> 05:15:04,616
whoever said there ain't no mental beast

5647
05:15:04,616 --> 05:15:06,983
must not know bout us

5648
05:15:07,933 --> 05:15:10,099
how come you never ask for within

5649
05:15:10,216 --> 05:15:11,899
可以要看帅哥吗

5650
05:15:11,933 --> 05:15:14,466
怕大家没有那个啥代入感

5651
05:15:14,466 --> 05:15:16,066
不是没有代入感吧

5652
05:15:16,383 --> 05:15:17,783
那那个啥呢

5653
05:15:22,816 --> 05:15:24,983
我觉得大家对男人不会很感兴趣吧

5654
05:15:25,466 --> 05:15:28,499
baby let's fly high with you

5655
05:15:28,500 --> 05:15:32,183
i'd break the rain i if you're tired of drifting

5656
05:15:32,183 --> 05:15:34,533
you could always stand on me

5657
05:15:45,733 --> 05:15:47,733
赛博久保行动是什么东西

5658
05:15:53,466 --> 05:15:54,266
干嘛呢

5659
05:16:05,066 --> 05:16:06,583
没有我会喜欢的那个啥

5660
05:16:06,583 --> 05:16:08,499
我之前玩过那个关羽

5661
05:16:08,583 --> 05:16:10,016
跟大家说过的

5662
05:16:12,733 --> 05:16:13,733
我喜欢

5663
05:16:15,266 --> 05:16:17,333
没有我很喜欢的吧我感觉

5664
05:16:21,866 --> 05:16:22,666
还好吧

5665
05:16:34,383 --> 05:16:35,533
我也感觉都没

5666
05:16:35,533 --> 05:16:37,183
因为我当时看那个动漫的时候

5667
05:16:37,183 --> 05:16:38,183
我就觉得有点

5668
05:16:38,700 --> 05:16:41,416
那啥可能不是特别对我胃口

5669
05:16:42,500 --> 05:16:45,133
我不喜欢臭娇体育生啊

5670
05:16:45,700 --> 05:16:47,133
我会多试试的

5671
05:16:48,183 --> 05:16:49,066
会那个啥

5672
05:16:49,216 --> 05:16:51,183
哎游戏这方面肯定会多尝试的

5673
05:16:52,983 --> 05:16:55,816
你在那个啥在在在在在做做功课

5674
05:16:59,500 --> 05:17:00,900
做行动是吧

5675
05:17:04,216 --> 05:17:04,816
哎呦

5676
05:17:04,816 --> 05:17:08,533
像素风啊妈妈不行啊像素风我那个啥

5677
05:17:10,016 --> 05:17:12,216
哈哈哈小猪峰哥

5678
05:17:18,616 --> 05:17:21,066
对象淑芬不怎么感冒啊

5679
05:17:21,383 --> 05:17:23,666
come on don't be shy

5680
05:17:24,100 --> 05:17:28,583
baby come and be with me tonight

5681
05:17:28,583 --> 05:17:31,183
i don't wanna go much crossing for a ride

5682
05:17:31,183 --> 05:17:33,299
but i'm ready

5683
05:17:35,533 --> 05:17:36,899
OK 我记住了

5684
05:17:37,066 --> 05:17:39,299
给我送包啊是吧

5685
05:17:45,666 --> 05:17:49,616
不行就管人家有哎吧哎太那个啥

5686
05:17:51,866 --> 05:17:53,133
九宝行动啊

5687
05:17:53,783 --> 05:17:55,299
啥呀周榜行动是

5688
05:17:56,133 --> 05:17:56,983
那个啥吗

5689
05:17:56,983 --> 05:17:59,616
像素风的吗像素风怎么画的很好看啊

5690
05:18:01,183 --> 05:18:01,983
咚

5691
05:18:03,533 --> 05:18:05,783
像素风不太精美呀

5692
05:18:06,266 --> 05:18:08,066
你们是不是要对主播连幕了

5693
05:18:13,666 --> 05:18:15,616
下次会有什么迷人之处吗

5694
05:18:15,616 --> 05:18:19,099
懂哎要下次封爱好者出来说说

5695
05:18:20,533 --> 05:18:23,133
come and be with me tonight

5696
05:18:23,133 --> 05:18:25,466
i don't wanna come across the world

5697
05:18:29,416 --> 05:18:33,899
baby come and show me how it started

5698
05:18:33,900 --> 05:18:35,783
it's just you and me

5699
05:18:35,900 --> 05:18:38,700
就是啊情怀那是你们小时候玩过呀

5700
05:18:38,700 --> 05:18:39,866
那我小时候没玩过

5701
05:18:39,866 --> 05:18:42,066
我对他没有这份情怀的吗

5702
05:18:43,783 --> 05:18:46,333
酒馆行动剧情好小小小

5703
05:18:57,416 --> 05:19:04,133
one on one nice and dirty one on one one on one

5704
05:19:05,133 --> 05:19:07,733
这个心到底是不是像四方啊

5705
05:19:07,733 --> 05:19:08,783
我再我看看啊

5706
05:19:09,616 --> 05:19:11,416
哎怎么像酒馆行动

5707
05:19:11,416 --> 05:19:14,066
没什么人酒馆行动是酒馆行动吧

5708
05:19:16,500 --> 05:19:18,100
酒馆行动为什么没搜出来

5709
05:19:18,100 --> 05:19:20,700
搜搜出来什么东西呢

5710
05:19:24,783 --> 05:19:26,666
哎呀还真是相思风啊

5711
05:19:29,700 --> 05:19:30,500
on

5712
05:19:33,816 --> 05:19:36,733
酒保行动你们为什么说是酒馆行动啊

5713
05:19:41,416 --> 05:19:42,899
什么QQ分成音乐啊

5714
05:19:42,900 --> 05:19:45,666
这个也能是暧昧氛围吗

5715
05:20:01,016 --> 05:20:02,866
let me be all you

5716
05:20:11,616 --> 05:20:13,016
真的很精彩吗

5717
05:20:13,016 --> 05:20:14,099
九宝亲多

5718
05:20:16,983 --> 05:20:18,066
猫猫里奥

5719
05:20:20,100 --> 05:20:21,933
猫里奥是嘛瑞了吗

5720
05:20:22,783 --> 05:20:25,099
哈哈我就是确认一下

5721
05:20:31,733 --> 05:20:33,933
我爱的主播也有心理要求高

5722
05:20:34,300 --> 05:20:36,816
我我我真iPad多少钱

5723
05:20:36,816 --> 05:20:38,783
我真得自己试试试

5724
05:20:40,183 --> 05:20:42,183
always would

5725
05:20:45,183 --> 05:20:49,099
有什么被选名的吗对不起我没有

5726
05:20:49,583 --> 05:20:51,583
我什么都不知道

5727
05:20:55,900 --> 05:20:58,016
慢点啊慢点啊OK 

5728
05:21:00,866 --> 05:21:02,899
啊这有人求别a的呀

5729
05:21:05,300 --> 05:21:07,300
这这这那个啥

5730
05:21:12,266 --> 05:21:13,416
哎呦这啥哦

5731
05:21:16,616 --> 05:21:18,666
是让人很崩溃的东西是吧

5732
05:21:18,900 --> 05:21:19,866
do

5733
05:21:23,016 --> 05:21:30,183
was i a fool to think that we always would

5734
05:21:31,066 --> 05:21:33,183
你们要我怎么办啊有人求我

5735
05:21:33,533 --> 05:21:34,733
有人求别

5736
05:21:43,583 --> 05:21:45,783
我有我有一个想法是什么呢

5737
05:21:45,816 --> 05:21:47,016
就是比如说我

5738
05:21:47,016 --> 05:21:50,183
我我想想我10天播一次ABX

5739
05:21:50,866 --> 05:21:52,466
对大家真的会有影响吗

5740
05:21:52,466 --> 05:21:52,699
其实

5741
05:21:52,700 --> 05:21:55,183
你们也不是每场都来看我的直播吧

5742
05:21:55,183 --> 05:21:55,983
对吧

5743
05:21:57,300 --> 05:21:58,100
对吧

5744
05:22:00,783 --> 05:22:01,933
我只是举个例子

5745
05:22:01,933 --> 05:22:04,533
如果有什么说的不对大家可以反驳的

5746
05:22:05,416 --> 05:22:08,016
like we always do

5747
05:22:10,983 --> 05:22:18,466
was i a fool to think that we always would

5748
05:22:22,783 --> 05:22:26,783
不是那我说的是有的吧有的人吧

5749
05:22:46,333 --> 05:22:47,133
apex

5750
05:22:48,216 --> 05:22:50,866
啊没一个100个小时我不明白吗

5751
05:22:50,866 --> 05:22:52,066
那算了那算

5752
05:22:52,700 --> 05:22:53,666
我会试试的

5753
05:22:56,466 --> 05:22:57,499
我会试试的

5754
05:22:58,216 --> 05:23:00,666
哈哈哈定位了记得先上

5755
05:23:02,416 --> 05:23:04,533
我自己私下试试吧好吧

5756
05:23:06,816 --> 05:23:07,616
说

5757
05:23:13,066 --> 05:23:16,416
哎呦我突然不玩apex的人在干嘛哦

5758
05:23:16,416 --> 05:23:19,466
他们一周除了唱歌聊天的话

5759
05:23:21,500 --> 05:23:22,933
真是好奇呢

5760
05:23:35,333 --> 05:23:38,183
OW了吗不是OW要关了吗

5761
05:23:49,383 --> 05:23:51,983
单机游戏那是跟我差不多吗

5762
05:23:51,983 --> 05:23:53,416
就是单机游戏

5763
05:23:55,533 --> 05:23:58,866
多塔ain't no fate of driving through the Canyon 

5764
05:23:58,866 --> 05:24:00,816
just hurry up for my second

5765
05:24:03,300 --> 05:24:05,666
i was born ready for your哎

5766
05:24:05,900 --> 05:24:07,783
怎么说呢我感觉

5767
05:24:08,983 --> 05:24:12,183
哎呀我感觉直播这个东西呢

5768
05:24:12,183 --> 05:24:14,016
还是怎么说呢

5769
05:24:14,216 --> 05:24:16,216
就是看你感兴趣的人直播

5770
05:24:16,216 --> 05:24:18,666
我觉得也没有那么多有意思的直播啊

5771
05:24:18,816 --> 05:24:19,899
内容啊我说的是

5772
05:24:19,900 --> 05:24:21,616
没有那么多有意思的直播内容

5773
05:24:21,616 --> 05:24:24,066
可供你选择对吧

5774
05:24:29,383 --> 05:24:31,466
玩的单机游戏范围比较狭窄吗

5775
05:24:42,266 --> 05:24:44,616
是呢真没有说什么一周

5776
05:24:45,416 --> 05:24:46,216
一周

5777
05:24:47,066 --> 05:24:50,499
好几天都是很有意思直播内容

5778
05:24:53,983 --> 05:24:55,783
before you gotta go

5779
05:24:59,016 --> 05:25:00,666
我好像搜了一下啊

5780
05:25:00,666 --> 05:25:02,533
我但是我忘记我到当时

5781
05:25:02,533 --> 05:25:04,216
得出来的结论是什么

5782
05:25:04,500 --> 05:25:07,933
thank you yes you're less than five minutes away from me

5783
05:25:08,266 --> 05:25:11,299
in your arms driving on your face only place i wanna be

5784
05:25:11,383 --> 05:25:12,383
他是经营的

5785
05:25:12,383 --> 05:25:15,016
对不起我我应该不会玩经营的

5786
05:25:15,016 --> 05:25:16,983
我还是想要有剧情的

5787
05:25:21,016 --> 05:25:24,183
哈哈哈姐你怎么知道啊你现在都记得

5788
05:25:24,866 --> 05:25:27,299
谢谢关心自我神经疼的波波奶茶

5789
05:25:29,100 --> 05:25:32,066
是呢如果我要玩呃经营类的话

5790
05:25:32,066 --> 05:25:33,016
我举个例子

5791
05:25:33,016 --> 05:25:34,816
那也肯定也是那个什么

5792
05:25:34,816 --> 05:25:37,499
动动物新游会那种可爱点的

5793
05:25:38,333 --> 05:25:39,533
才那个啥

5794
05:25:41,300 --> 05:25:43,583
喜欢重金宝我就是不太喜欢呐

5795
05:25:44,466 --> 05:25:48,333
我我之前做一下活人好吗OK之前

5796
05:25:48,900 --> 05:25:51,500
对呀可而且他也是像素的

5797
05:25:52,100 --> 05:25:53,466
哎真是抱歉老

5798
05:25:53,466 --> 05:25:56,133
老是让大家啊帮我想玩什么游戏

5799
05:25:56,133 --> 05:25:59,099
感觉每次这样就很不好意思

5800
05:26:00,933 --> 05:26:03,699
也不知道大家介不介意有没有觉得烦

5801
05:26:04,183 --> 05:26:05,583
看火人是吗

5802
05:26:05,583 --> 05:26:06,983
啊森林变火人吗

5803
05:26:06,983 --> 05:26:08,416
你说的活人是

5804
05:26:10,016 --> 05:26:15,466
but i won't deny that in the midst of the crowds

5805
05:26:15,466 --> 05:26:17,616
and the shapes in the clouds

5806
05:26:17,616 --> 05:26:20,983
i don't see nobody but you

5807
05:26:22,183 --> 05:26:24,133
am i rose into dreams

5808
05:26:24,133 --> 05:26:26,416
wrinkle silk on my sheets

5809
05:26:26,416 --> 05:26:29,816
i don't see nobody but you

5810
05:26:38,583 --> 05:26:39,183
是的呢

5811
05:26:39,183 --> 05:26:41,983
我适合操作简单然后流程不长的

5812
05:26:41,983 --> 05:26:42,783
咋谈的

5813
05:26:47,700 --> 05:26:48,533
别碰啊

5814
05:26:56,816 --> 05:26:58,733
我画风感觉还可以

5815
05:26:58,733 --> 05:27:02,666
i never under those believers inside my head

5816
05:27:03,666 --> 05:27:05,699
看我人还可以的吗大家

5817
05:27:06,866 --> 05:27:09,816
啊他是比较那个什么比较悲伤的吗

5818
05:27:11,216 --> 05:27:13,266
好贱啊这个猫他怎么能

5819
05:27:13,266 --> 05:27:14,383
我这个手机动都没动

5820
05:27:14,383 --> 05:27:15,733
我不知道为什么呢

5821
05:27:16,666 --> 05:27:17,783
这到底图什么呢

5822
05:27:17,783 --> 05:27:20,299
我这一般来说他只会碰那种什么

5823
05:27:20,300 --> 05:27:22,333
我我的衣服然后上面有什么

5824
05:27:22,333 --> 05:27:24,899
呃吊吊坠比如说我这个蝴蝶结这个

5825
05:27:25,133 --> 05:27:27,866
这个这个脚一直动的话他就会扒了

5826
05:27:27,866 --> 05:27:31,299
那我手机放在这根本没动啊为啥呢

5827
05:27:33,266 --> 05:27:34,066
哼

5828
05:27:35,333 --> 05:27:37,616
美好世界和看火人心

5829
05:27:46,583 --> 05:27:47,866
完美世界吗

5830
05:27:48,333 --> 05:27:49,616
解密的吗

5831
05:27:52,866 --> 05:27:54,733
我赔了倒也没有吧

5832
05:27:58,616 --> 05:27:59,983
没有啊他从电脑

5833
05:28:00,333 --> 05:28:01,816
不知道你明不明白啊

5834
05:28:01,900 --> 05:28:04,666
我的手机是靠在我的电脑屏幕上的

5835
05:28:04,666 --> 05:28:07,533
然后他是从我的电脑屏幕的背后

5836
05:28:07,616 --> 05:28:10,016
然后一个回手掏掏我的手机

5837
05:28:10,416 --> 05:28:12,416
知道吗我就坐在电脑屏幕面前

5838
05:28:12,416 --> 05:28:13,333
看到他一个

5839
05:28:13,466 --> 05:28:15,216
手然后直接把我手机掏倒了

5840
05:28:15,216 --> 05:28:16,016
就

5841
05:28:16,300 --> 05:28:20,733
很生气他又在掏了你想死啊你

5842
05:28:23,183 --> 05:28:25,666
看不见这个手机里面动没动的

5843
05:28:30,933 --> 05:28:34,383
the world's gonna have to wait

5844
05:28:35,583 --> 05:28:40,299
oh no i think i better slow my wrong

5845
05:28:41,016 --> 05:28:43,933
true player rule number 42 night有没有推荐的

5846
05:28:43,933 --> 05:28:46,816
go get吗那个什么剧情有意思一点的

5847
05:28:46,816 --> 05:28:49,183
你们不会推我想想

5848
05:28:50,783 --> 05:28:51,583
棋牌

5849
05:28:52,616 --> 05:28:53,783
我只会斗地主啊

5850
05:28:53,783 --> 05:28:56,416
但是我感觉斗地主好像没有办法

5851
05:28:56,416 --> 05:28:57,616
谁有回忆啊

5852
05:29:00,466 --> 05:29:02,783
有没有剧情有意思点的哥哥们呢

5853
05:29:03,816 --> 05:29:05,383
再问最后一次

5854
05:29:06,133 --> 05:29:07,466
再问倒数第二次

5855
05:29:08,133 --> 05:29:09,466
百合像吗

5856
05:29:12,100 --> 05:29:12,983
也行

5857
05:29:14,733 --> 05:29:16,533
屁娃之前玩过一点啊

5858
05:29:19,100 --> 05:29:20,783
对其他我感觉

5859
05:29:24,216 --> 05:29:26,066
没有我感兴趣的女性

5860
05:29:27,016 --> 05:29:30,383
baby what did you do you

5861
05:29:30,383 --> 05:29:32,016
always pick me late

5862
05:29:32,466 --> 05:29:34,416
啊什么用得着这么忧郁吗

5863
05:29:34,666 --> 05:29:35,899
好凶啊

5864
05:29:36,783 --> 05:29:41,299
staying in every day's like a vacation

5865
05:29:41,666 --> 05:29:46,699
don't wanna leave but i think it might be Monday possibly

5866
05:29:47,133 --> 05:29:47,933
谢谢哥

5867
05:29:52,333 --> 05:29:53,466
别碰啊

5868
05:30:01,583 --> 05:30:02,899
雷霆怎么了吗

5869
05:30:03,866 --> 05:30:05,066
我真生气了

5870
05:30:15,533 --> 05:30:18,616
真的是百合啊会被警告吗

5871
05:30:21,216 --> 05:30:22,866
遇见可爱吗是吗

5872
05:30:24,133 --> 05:30:25,933
我觉得有点怪怪的来着

5873
05:30:26,816 --> 05:30:28,816
别3399啊

5874
05:30:41,466 --> 05:30:42,299
好好好

5875
05:30:43,133 --> 05:30:45,099
那就这样就讨论到这吧

5876
05:30:47,266 --> 05:30:48,499
就讨论怕大家

5877
05:30:51,100 --> 05:30:52,666
突然怕大家不耐烦了

5878
05:31:02,983 --> 05:31:03,783
德州

5879
05:31:07,533 --> 05:31:09,933
跟我是家长感觉不是很感兴趣

5880
05:31:09,933 --> 05:31:12,466
i'm sorry forget it

5881
05:31:12,933 --> 05:31:16,183
i know where we were headed

5882
05:31:16,666 --> 05:31:19,933
yeah i like it's kissing by the iPhone

5883
05:31:19,933 --> 05:31:21,583
都跟你有年龄代沟了

5884
05:31:21,583 --> 05:31:22,383
哪

5885
05:31:23,016 --> 05:31:24,933
我太小了还是你太老了

5886
05:31:24,933 --> 05:31:27,866
哈哈哈哈这是一个选择

5887
05:31:29,500 --> 05:31:32,100
那你这样我明天不早播吧应该

5888
05:31:33,900 --> 05:31:35,133
今天想那个什么

5889
05:31:35,383 --> 05:31:36,016
不早播了

5890
05:31:36,016 --> 05:31:38,299
明天之前那个什么从明天开始

5891
05:31:39,133 --> 05:31:43,183
好好努力再不努力要给自己两耳光了

5892
05:31:46,616 --> 05:31:48,666
好好九宝心动谢谢你哦

5893
05:31:48,933 --> 05:31:49,933
falling down

5894
05:31:51,066 --> 05:31:52,866
i will never fall

5895
05:31:53,383 --> 05:31:56,466
哎跳哎我我我我那个了的只是我觉得

5896
05:31:56,616 --> 05:31:57,466
那个什么呢

5897
05:31:57,466 --> 05:31:59,783
你知道吗哎跳哎我们是玩过吗

5898
05:31:59,783 --> 05:32:00,699
是吧大家

5899
05:32:00,933 --> 05:32:02,616
就是那个什么只有一个女主角

5900
05:32:02,616 --> 05:32:05,183
而且我们两个他是玩他是玩

5901
05:32:05,183 --> 05:32:06,016
我们俩就在一起

5902
05:32:06,016 --> 05:32:07,266
我们就已经心意相通了

5903
05:32:07,266 --> 05:32:08,899
我就没劲

5904
05:32:09,583 --> 05:32:10,733
没劲了就

5905
05:32:15,500 --> 05:32:16,016
哇

5906
05:32:16,016 --> 05:32:18,983
在一起太容易了不喜欢那些掉掉这点

5907
05:32:18,983 --> 05:32:21,866
稍微掉这点太快了

5908
05:32:21,866 --> 05:32:24,333
不是都已经我们都已经互相喜欢了

5909
05:32:24,333 --> 05:32:25,499
之后玩啥

5910
05:32:25,816 --> 05:32:27,583
都不知道我们俩还能干嘛了

5911
05:32:29,583 --> 05:32:31,066
懂不懂我的心情

5912
05:32:35,616 --> 05:32:36,499
好好稍等

5913
05:32:46,066 --> 05:32:47,899
那王道在一起就

5914
05:32:48,783 --> 05:32:49,733
就那个啥

5915
05:32:51,383 --> 05:32:54,099
就有点没劲了有点失去兴趣了

5916
05:32:54,300 --> 05:32:55,983
就是得到了就

5917
05:32:57,383 --> 05:32:58,666
哈哈哈

5918
05:33:10,133 --> 05:33:12,583
啊2点了大家是不是睡着了

5919
05:33:12,933 --> 05:33:14,783
拜拜不不不不不

5920
05:33:23,816 --> 05:33:25,583
掉人也是有技巧的

5921
05:33:25,583 --> 05:33:26,783
你别掉太掉

5922
05:33:26,783 --> 05:33:29,666
掉掉太久的话别人就失去兴趣了

5923
05:33:49,983 --> 05:33:51,616
啊没事这个结果不是啊

5924
05:33:51,616 --> 05:33:54,099
这个是我自己现在去看看的

5925
05:33:57,983 --> 05:33:59,266
没刷牙不播播

5926
05:33:59,266 --> 05:34:01,066
我哪有什么时候要播播了

5927
05:34:05,616 --> 05:34:07,866
我哪有拿捏饼干碎我说什么了吗

5928
05:34:07,900 --> 05:34:10,666
哎我有的时候大家说什么我老是

5929
05:34:11,016 --> 05:34:13,583
挠死想不出来我干嘛干嘛了

5930
05:34:14,016 --> 05:34:19,499
me trust in me trust in me i won't ever let you down

5931
05:34:19,500 --> 05:34:21,983
let you fall let you drown

5932
05:34:22,300 --> 05:34:23,583
even with my啊

5933
05:34:25,416 --> 05:34:27,383
啊什么时候说的今晚有播播啊

5934
05:34:27,383 --> 05:34:28,499
我啥时候说的

5935
05:34:34,100 --> 05:34:35,183
我没播播啊

5936
05:34:37,100 --> 05:34:38,100
你想什么呢

5937
05:34:39,266 --> 05:34:42,666
啊什么东西你们是在合伙骗我吗

5938
05:34:42,666 --> 05:34:44,466
我不知道在说啥呀

5939
05:34:50,933 --> 05:34:53,016
联合联合起来骗我是吧

5940
05:34:53,933 --> 05:34:56,583
一起建了个群说今晚12点

5941
05:34:56,900 --> 05:34:58,066
12月5日

5942
05:34:59,016 --> 05:35:00,466
一起骗一下随机

5943
05:35:01,216 --> 05:35:02,583
什么波波啊

5944
05:35:03,183 --> 05:35:04,899
刚才也用嘴唇波波

5945
05:35:06,466 --> 05:35:07,266
这个吗

5946
05:35:10,933 --> 05:35:11,733
这个吗

5947
05:35:15,733 --> 05:35:17,583
没有老年痴呆啊

5948
05:35:22,983 --> 05:35:24,699
啥时候说我要播播了

5949
05:35:24,700 --> 05:35:25,583
怎么可能啊

5950
05:35:25,583 --> 05:35:27,866
本直播间可能提供这种东西吗

5951
05:35:30,816 --> 05:35:32,383
这个呀就这

5952
05:35:32,583 --> 05:35:34,533
这叫播播啊行吧

5953
05:35:34,783 --> 05:35:36,533
嗯行

5954
05:35:37,583 --> 05:35:38,466
哎如果你们

5955
05:35:39,533 --> 05:35:43,216
好just my palm i trust in you

5956
05:35:44,300 --> 05:35:48,333
if we make it out the summit you'll get all my time

5957
05:35:49,583 --> 05:35:52,266
so let's just ride just me and

5958
05:35:52,700 --> 05:35:54,266
all tinted in the coupe

5959
05:35:55,133 --> 05:35:56,816
got the stars in the room

5960
05:35:57,583 --> 05:35:59,299
tell me what you Tryna do

5961
05:35:59,983 --> 05:36:01,783
cause i've been thinking about you

5962
05:36:02,616 --> 05:36:04,266
all tinted in the coupe

5963
05:36:05,016 --> 05:36:07,416
got the stars in the booth

5964
05:36:07,500 --> 05:36:09,583
tell me what you Tryna do

5965
05:36:09,933 --> 05:36:11,866
cause i've been thinking about you

5966
05:36:14,583 --> 05:36:15,499
气死我了

5967
05:36:28,016 --> 05:36:28,866
笑一下

5968
05:36:30,866 --> 05:36:31,866
大饼干帅吗

5969
05:36:31,900 --> 05:36:33,300
待会给你们打伞了

5970
05:36:34,300 --> 05:36:35,100
叫一个

5971
05:36:35,983 --> 05:36:36,783
叫一下

5972
05:36:40,466 --> 05:36:43,066
我现在能立刻让他叫妖而且还不打他

5973
05:36:43,100 --> 05:36:43,900
真的

5974
05:36:46,183 --> 05:36:48,066
那不行吗再试试

5975
05:36:53,066 --> 05:36:55,183
啊不行他不叫他知道自己错了

5976
05:37:04,333 --> 05:37:05,133
听到了吗

5977
05:37:05,300 --> 05:37:10,866
cause you're nothing not up for discussion here this time

5978
05:37:14,500 --> 05:37:21,866
cause you know nothing changes so i'm gonna be bad like that

5979
05:37:23,983 --> 05:37:26,133
guess that's what i'm saying

5980
05:37:30,333 --> 05:37:31,183
不是我这样的

5981
05:37:33,183 --> 05:37:34,783
我只要拎他的后脖

5982
05:37:34,933 --> 05:37:37,299
后脖子就是根本就没实力

5983
05:37:37,300 --> 05:37:39,216
他就会叫的特别凄惨

5984
05:37:40,583 --> 05:37:42,066
那为啥他们

5985
05:37:42,300 --> 05:37:43,333
我也不知道为啥

5986
05:37:44,300 --> 05:37:46,133
我只要抓住他的后脖

5987
05:37:46,133 --> 05:37:49,016
那个明明那个肉应该是很那个啥的

5988
05:37:49,733 --> 05:37:51,783
弹性很大的就根本不会痛

5989
05:37:51,783 --> 05:37:54,016
但是一抓他就会叫的很凄惨

5990
05:37:55,816 --> 05:37:58,899
这次还算叫的不是很凄惨了那个啥

5991
05:37:59,066 --> 05:38:01,133
之前我那个什么教训他的时候

5992
05:38:01,216 --> 05:38:03,133
就是根本没实力你知道吗

5993
05:38:03,133 --> 05:38:04,216
就是只是手

5994
05:38:04,583 --> 05:38:06,383
轻轻的那种抓起来

5995
05:38:06,733 --> 05:38:09,583
叫的巨惨感觉跟我虐猫似的

5996
05:38:17,866 --> 05:38:19,066
可怕啥呀

5997
05:38:23,333 --> 05:38:25,733
谢你家谢礼物吗呵呵

5998
05:38:27,216 --> 05:38:30,466
是一只没用的猫罢了我切

5999
05:38:37,666 --> 05:38:40,666
we've been up for hours talking straight up

6000
05:38:40,983 --> 05:38:43,699
hit me up on facetime from your bathtub

6001
05:38:45,216 --> 05:38:48,133
我学会在路上了真有这个协会就好了

6002
05:38:48,133 --> 05:38:49,533
保护保护小动物

6003
05:38:51,183 --> 05:38:52,416
啊我们家

6004
05:38:52,500 --> 05:38:54,866
我们家楼下那只流浪猫

6005
05:38:54,866 --> 05:38:56,616
现在都不知道哪去了

6006
05:38:57,816 --> 05:38:59,266
钱每天都在的

6007
05:38:59,266 --> 05:39:01,583
这要跑哪去过冬了还是什么

6008
05:39:04,183 --> 05:39:05,099
哈哈这天天

6009
05:39:05,416 --> 05:39:08,216
那不行我的精神支柱了

6010
05:39:08,666 --> 05:39:11,383
多么的精神猪猪给我拿走了

6011
05:39:11,383 --> 05:39:12,533
主播活不下去了

6012
05:39:20,133 --> 05:39:23,416
这帮是死了别说这种话呀不可能的吧

6013
05:39:23,416 --> 05:39:25,816
我偶尔才能看到他一次但是

6014
05:39:27,016 --> 05:39:28,466
别说嘎了好吗

6015
05:39:28,933 --> 05:39:30,816
有没有那么有点爱心啊

6016
05:39:32,016 --> 05:39:34,016
我从小把它喂到大的呢

6017
05:39:39,583 --> 05:39:41,299
我也觉得应该是找地方过冬了

6018
05:39:41,300 --> 05:39:43,266
但我不知道他找到什么地方啊

6019
05:39:46,100 --> 05:39:48,666
有新主人了但是他已经很大了

6020
05:39:50,733 --> 05:39:52,133
不知道他哪去了

6021
05:39:52,133 --> 05:39:55,266
我也觉得可能是找个地方去过冬去了

6022
05:39:55,266 --> 05:39:57,333
我偶尔能见到他一次

6023
05:39:58,416 --> 05:40:00,416
但他并不是一直待在那个地方

6024
05:40:00,416 --> 05:40:02,616
天气之前天气暖和的时候

6025
05:40:02,666 --> 05:40:04,216
一直待在那来着

6026
05:40:06,500 --> 05:40:08,983
哎呦我也在想他去哪了呢

6027
05:40:09,016 --> 05:40:10,866
但是我们那个地方的话

6028
05:40:12,300 --> 05:40:15,016
就是有个地方就是大家都会给他

6029
05:40:15,216 --> 05:40:16,733
喂吃的你们知道吗

6030
05:40:18,216 --> 05:40:20,416
除了我以外好多人给他喂吃的呢

6031
05:40:20,416 --> 05:40:21,983
很多人给他喂吃的呢

6032
05:40:24,500 --> 05:40:28,183
我那我因为因为当时我是在那个什么

6033
05:40:28,533 --> 05:40:29,933
就是一个路边

6034
05:40:29,933 --> 05:40:32,933
有个那个车引擎里面有猫叫

6035
05:40:32,983 --> 05:40:34,383
那我还以为他卡在哪了

6036
05:40:34,383 --> 05:40:36,216
我就在那找找来着

6037
05:40:36,900 --> 05:40:37,700
然后

6038
05:40:38,266 --> 05:40:39,016
反正我

6039
05:40:39,016 --> 05:40:41,616
我就感觉他应该是在那个车引擎里面

6040
05:40:42,133 --> 05:40:43,816
那是不是卡住了应该

6041
05:40:48,183 --> 05:40:50,183
啊但是我有带他去绝育啊

6042
05:40:50,816 --> 05:40:53,666
我知道这个喂流浪猫会让他生

6043
05:40:53,783 --> 05:40:54,583
更多流浪猫

6044
05:40:54,583 --> 05:40:56,299
我已经给他绝育了的

6045
05:40:56,866 --> 05:40:57,666
大概

6046
05:40:58,266 --> 05:40:59,383
之前吧

6047
05:40:59,466 --> 05:41:02,099
我感觉年龄到了带他去做了绝育的

6048
05:41:02,666 --> 05:41:05,299
没有我没去摸他我没我不想去摸他

6049
05:41:05,333 --> 05:41:07,216
那个什么不能让他太相信人类啊

6050
05:41:07,216 --> 05:41:08,899
那个什么要是有坏人的话

6051
05:41:08,900 --> 05:41:10,266
他太相信人类的话

6052
05:41:10,416 --> 05:41:13,216
呃太好我我都不不怎么摸的

6053
05:41:15,583 --> 05:41:17,899
对对对引擎盖里面然后我还没说完呢

6054
05:41:17,933 --> 05:41:19,983
然后我就觉得他在引擎盖里面但是我

6055
05:41:20,016 --> 05:41:22,099
但是我看了一下好像在引擎盖里面

6056
05:41:22,100 --> 05:41:22,933
只能啊

6057
05:41:22,933 --> 05:41:24,099
他自己可能下不来的话

6058
05:41:24,100 --> 05:41:25,983
就要打电话找那个车主

6059
05:41:28,183 --> 05:41:29,333
啊然后我不知道怎么办

6060
05:41:29,333 --> 05:41:30,699
然后我就找那个啥

6061
05:41:31,666 --> 05:41:33,533
不好专业确实了解了一下

6062
05:41:33,933 --> 05:41:36,616
然后那什么反正我就找我哥来了

6063
05:41:36,616 --> 05:41:38,466
我哥就是反正他怎么操作操作

6064
05:41:38,533 --> 05:41:40,216
然后给你个给那个什么

6065
05:41:41,466 --> 05:41:44,216
反正就能打到那个车主那边的电话了

6066
05:41:44,300 --> 05:41:46,266
然后那个车主就来开了引擎盖

6067
05:41:46,300 --> 05:41:48,066
结果那个猫他是可以自己出来的

6068
05:41:48,066 --> 05:41:49,216
他就是他

6069
05:41:49,216 --> 05:41:51,499
他从那个就引擎盖打开一瞬间

6070
05:41:51,500 --> 05:41:52,216
他立刻跳下来

6071
05:41:52,216 --> 05:41:54,333
然后又进了另外一辆车哎呦

6072
05:41:54,333 --> 05:41:55,899
我倒是够蠢的呀

6073
05:41:56,066 --> 05:41:59,266
笨的呀哎呦我天头都晕了

6074
05:42:01,066 --> 05:42:01,866
猪

6075
05:42:02,133 --> 05:42:04,016
他应该只是躲在那里但是我不知道他

6076
05:42:04,016 --> 05:42:05,666
躲在那里一直叫我干嘛

6077
05:42:06,666 --> 05:42:09,099
那后来晚晚一点我又去那个什么

6078
05:42:09,333 --> 05:42:10,866
反正他就特别害怕人

6079
05:42:10,866 --> 05:42:13,016
我根本无法靠近他那个什么

6080
05:42:13,183 --> 05:42:15,983
呃10米以内跑的巨快

6081
05:42:15,983 --> 05:42:18,583
跟个旋风闪电似的

6082
05:42:18,866 --> 05:42:21,133
根本不知道他躲哪去了然后我就

6083
05:42:21,533 --> 05:42:21,866
那什么

6084
05:42:21,866 --> 05:42:24,066
反正在一个固定的地点给他喂吃的吧

6085
05:42:24,066 --> 05:42:24,866
反正后来

6086
05:42:25,500 --> 05:42:27,783
很就就我们就很熟了

6087
05:42:27,983 --> 05:42:29,133
他还经常那个啥

6088
05:42:29,133 --> 05:42:31,416
对对对应该是引擎盖里暖和

6089
05:42:33,016 --> 05:42:34,583
啊这已经是很久以前的事情

6090
05:42:34,583 --> 05:42:36,299
这已经是出道前的事情了

6091
05:42:40,133 --> 05:42:42,416
然后来发现他还有一个兄弟啊

6092
05:42:42,416 --> 05:42:43,383
他有个兄弟

6093
05:42:43,500 --> 05:42:46,983
嗯就没有那么那没有那么怕人

6094
05:42:47,333 --> 05:42:49,266
那个哥哥吧应该是他的

6095
05:42:49,533 --> 05:42:50,533
就没有那么怕人

6096
05:42:50,533 --> 05:42:51,499
就挺亲人的

6097
05:42:51,500 --> 05:42:53,466
也不是挺亲人也有点怕人吧

6098
05:42:53,466 --> 05:42:54,466
比他好一点

6099
05:42:54,983 --> 05:42:56,899
那后来他们两个就是

6100
05:42:57,133 --> 05:42:59,899
反正他们住的那个地方离我家很近吗

6101
05:42:59,900 --> 05:43:01,666
有的时候我那个什么下楼

6102
05:43:01,866 --> 05:43:03,816
呃去拿什么外卖之类的

6103
05:43:05,816 --> 05:43:06,983
我不知道他们怎么看到我的

6104
05:43:06,983 --> 05:43:08,466
他们就会跑过来然后

6105
05:43:08,466 --> 05:43:09,783
就一直跟着我走

6106
05:43:10,983 --> 05:43:12,733
我感觉我真的出门

6107
05:43:13,100 --> 05:43:14,100
怎么出门

6108
05:43:14,133 --> 05:43:16,099
那个什么迪士尼公主出门

6109
05:43:16,100 --> 05:43:17,500
小动物全来了

6110
05:43:17,533 --> 05:43:19,616
都跟在我脚边一直走

6111
05:43:22,300 --> 05:43:23,416
哎但是

6112
05:43:43,016 --> 05:43:44,933
他们说他们也经常喂来着

6113
05:43:47,300 --> 05:43:49,133
哎还有好多只猫我想想

6114
05:43:49,133 --> 05:43:50,616
哎我这么小区遇到好多只猫

6115
05:43:50,616 --> 05:43:51,983
但是好多只猫都

6116
05:43:52,066 --> 05:43:53,783
都都只见过一次

6117
05:43:53,783 --> 05:43:56,066
有一只有点白的那种

6118
05:43:56,066 --> 05:43:57,616
感觉有点像品种猫的

6119
05:43:57,616 --> 05:43:59,333
反正就也只遇到过一次

6120
05:43:59,383 --> 05:44:02,299
还有只那个什么有一次下雨天的时候

6121
05:44:02,866 --> 05:44:05,016
感觉1两点的时候

6122
05:44:05,783 --> 05:44:08,383
晚晚上1两点的时候听到楼下有猫叫

6123
05:44:08,383 --> 05:44:09,616
然后下去看了一下

6124
05:44:09,700 --> 05:44:10,666
喂了一下

6125
05:44:11,500 --> 05:44:13,983
那个啥反正后来也再也没见到了

6126
05:44:16,066 --> 05:44:18,266
取名了吗没有啊我又不养他我干嘛跟

6127
05:44:18,266 --> 05:44:20,699
他取名我就是叫咪咪

6128
05:44:22,016 --> 05:44:23,733
我不是那他们特别好叫

6129
05:44:23,733 --> 05:44:24,783
我只要下楼的话

6130
05:44:24,783 --> 05:44:26,666
有的时候我还没走到他们住的地方

6131
05:44:26,666 --> 05:44:27,466
他们就

6132
05:44:27,700 --> 05:44:30,266
冲过来了已经冲过来迎接我了

6133
05:44:31,816 --> 05:44:34,299
然后就一直一直蹭欠

6134
05:44:34,300 --> 05:44:37,066
有一次我那个啥出门然后穿那个衣服

6135
05:44:37,066 --> 05:44:39,466
然后回到家还没有脱那个外套

6136
05:44:39,466 --> 05:44:41,699
然后我妈闻到就一直在那狂闻

6137
05:44:42,783 --> 05:44:45,133
我也害害怕害怕我很害怕我

6138
05:44:45,466 --> 05:44:47,466
你们会害怕吗男生会害怕吗

6139
05:44:47,466 --> 05:44:49,666
我真的好害怕我真的很害怕

6140
05:44:49,866 --> 05:44:51,816
当时又下雨然后又很黑

6141
05:44:51,866 --> 05:44:53,899
就其实小区里面的那种灯

6142
05:44:54,066 --> 05:44:56,383
那种路灯完全没有那个什么

6143
05:44:56,466 --> 05:44:59,699
完全没有很很明显的照亮的效果

6144
05:44:59,700 --> 05:45:00,733
我就很害怕

6145
05:45:00,933 --> 05:45:04,383
我就当时一直左右回头左右回头看呢

6146
05:45:04,900 --> 05:45:08,066
好害人我都为了赶紧上楼了

6147
05:45:12,333 --> 05:45:14,499
真的假的男生也会怕吗

6148
05:45:18,500 --> 05:45:20,383
不是我是真的很害怕来着

6149
05:45:20,616 --> 05:45:23,066
对完全是氛围灯啊

6150
05:45:26,300 --> 05:45:28,700
哎反正那只猫长得巨丑来着

6151
05:45:29,216 --> 05:45:30,933
长得巨丑反正他也不见了

6152
05:45:30,933 --> 05:45:32,383
就就见过那一次

6153
05:45:32,866 --> 05:45:35,699
然后反正就是这两只猫然后还有一只

6154
05:45:36,416 --> 05:45:37,499
狸花猫

6155
05:45:38,183 --> 05:45:38,733
哎

6156
05:45:38,733 --> 05:45:42,016
这个是我这辈子做的大好事之一就是

6157
05:45:42,100 --> 05:45:45,300
呃反正有小孩那个什么欺负他

6158
05:45:45,300 --> 05:45:48,133
哎其实我这原则上我是不带猫回家的

6159
05:45:48,133 --> 05:45:49,099
就是那个

6160
05:45:49,383 --> 05:45:51,216
梨花猫他是非常亲人

6161
05:45:51,216 --> 05:45:53,583
我记得我当时在路上第一次见到他

6162
05:45:53,583 --> 05:45:54,733
我就我就

6163
05:45:55,100 --> 05:45:57,216
这样两下反正我是那么随便试试

6164
05:45:57,216 --> 05:45:58,466
没想到他就真的那个什么

6165
05:45:58,466 --> 05:45:59,499
大摇大摆走过来

6166
05:45:59,500 --> 05:46:02,816
然后躺下那个什么认人摸那种

6167
05:46:03,133 --> 05:46:03,933
太亲人了

6168
05:46:03,933 --> 05:46:06,866
猫有点猫太亲人真的太不好了

6169
05:46:06,983 --> 05:46:08,066
非常不好

6170
05:46:08,300 --> 05:46:10,583
反正后来我就看到有小孩欺负他了

6171
05:46:13,100 --> 05:46:14,666
然后就把他带回家了

6172
05:46:15,583 --> 05:46:17,216
然后就给他找领养了

6173
05:46:18,133 --> 05:46:22,333
幸好那个女生感觉人人很好很好

6174
05:46:28,933 --> 05:46:29,733
哼

6175
05:46:31,816 --> 05:46:32,866
什么太随便了

6176
05:46:38,616 --> 05:46:41,216
你家来了五六只流浪猫怎么来啊

6177
05:46:41,216 --> 05:46:42,699
到你家门口吗

6178
05:46:47,383 --> 05:46:49,216
是那个女生真的超级好吃

6179
05:46:49,216 --> 05:46:51,266
反正他后来还给我发了红包

6180
05:46:51,466 --> 05:46:53,899
嗯本来我以为是6块6你们知道吗

6181
05:46:53,900 --> 05:46:55,983
我就感觉是那种什么6块6啊

6182
05:46:55,983 --> 05:46:58,266
什么呃9块9啊之类的

6183
05:46:58,466 --> 05:47:01,066
呃之类之类的结果没想到发了66啊

6184
05:47:01,066 --> 05:47:02,416
我觉得太破费了

6185
05:47:07,183 --> 05:47:08,933
我是呃猫

6186
05:47:09,416 --> 05:47:10,466
但是他也没亏

6187
05:47:10,466 --> 05:47:11,816
因为我也带那个

6188
05:47:11,866 --> 05:47:13,466
流浪猫去做了一下检查

6189
05:47:13,466 --> 05:47:15,699
然后再给他的没啥大毛病

6190
05:47:17,933 --> 05:47:19,383
对大家还不够好吗

6191
05:47:19,383 --> 05:47:20,866
不是对大家超级好吗

6192
05:47:24,583 --> 05:47:27,333
疯狂进你的院子找吃的就留下了

6193
05:47:27,783 --> 05:47:30,733
啊院子什么豪宅

6194
05:47:32,816 --> 05:47:35,666
哎每次想到那只猫哎就是那只猫

6195
05:47:35,666 --> 05:47:38,383
真的当时让我就快崩溃了你们知道吗

6196
05:47:38,500 --> 05:47:40,266
那我们那个时候也是有疫情

6197
05:47:40,266 --> 05:47:43,133
就是那只猫本来比如说现在是10号啊

6198
05:47:43,133 --> 05:47:44,216
不是现在是5号

6199
05:47:44,216 --> 05:47:45,466
让我跟那个女生约好了

6200
05:47:45,466 --> 05:47:47,183
18号他就来接那只猫

6201
05:47:47,183 --> 05:47:49,783
然后就正好遇上疫疫情啊

6202
05:47:49,783 --> 05:47:51,383
那个猫就一直待在我家里

6203
05:47:51,383 --> 05:47:52,983
我很而且他特别调皮

6204
05:47:52,983 --> 05:47:57,333
天呐而且他那个时候那个什么呢

6205
05:47:57,866 --> 05:47:59,783
就是流浪猫进你家的话

6206
05:47:59,783 --> 05:48:00,583
你必须得

6207
05:48:00,583 --> 05:48:02,933
把这个流浪猫跟你自己的猫做隔离

6208
05:48:02,933 --> 05:48:03,499
你们知道吗

6209
05:48:03,500 --> 05:48:04,383
不能接触

6210
05:48:04,983 --> 05:48:05,583
因为你

6211
05:48:05,583 --> 05:48:07,783
不知道这个流浪猫身上是否携带什么

6212
05:48:07,783 --> 05:48:09,383
别传染给自己的猫了

6213
05:48:10,933 --> 05:48:13,383
哎然后当时我就只能把我的猫

6214
05:48:13,466 --> 05:48:14,416
封在我的房间

6215
05:48:14,416 --> 05:48:15,533
然后他在外面

6216
05:48:15,733 --> 05:48:17,899
然后他就那个小猫

6217
05:48:18,066 --> 05:48:20,699
他才好他才多大2个半月吧

6218
05:48:20,733 --> 05:48:22,616
他一直试图进我的房间

6219
05:48:22,616 --> 05:48:24,299
哎呦我这气的呀

6220
05:48:24,300 --> 05:48:26,383
都特别调皮又特别爱叫

6221
05:48:27,066 --> 05:48:28,783
精神都快崩溃了

6222
05:48:29,783 --> 05:48:34,299
我真的好后悔我真的好崩溃啊哎

6223
05:48:36,266 --> 05:48:37,583
专业啊确实

6224
05:48:37,583 --> 05:48:39,933
对猫这方面主播还是了解的比较多

6225
05:48:40,933 --> 05:48:41,499
哎后来

6226
05:48:41,500 --> 05:48:44,900
终于解封把这个猫送给那个女女生了

6227
05:48:45,216 --> 05:48:47,699
是刚当时他一来我就觉得哇这个女生

6228
05:48:47,866 --> 05:48:50,066
特别好太好了

6229
05:48:52,616 --> 05:48:55,616
哼现在一见钟情了我想想

6230
05:48:56,583 --> 05:48:58,333
是母猫还是公猫来着

6231
05:48:59,016 --> 05:49:00,099
我忘记了

6232
05:49:08,383 --> 05:49:09,533
哼没看出来

6233
05:49:09,533 --> 05:49:12,133
你看他是两个蛋蛋还是没有蛋蛋啊

6234
05:49:14,383 --> 05:49:16,816
啊你说哪里好吗特别有礼貌

6235
05:49:16,816 --> 05:49:18,583
然后我想想呢

6236
05:49:18,783 --> 05:49:19,866
就是非常有礼貌啊

6237
05:49:19,866 --> 05:49:22,933
就是有的人你一看就能看出来就是

6238
05:49:23,066 --> 05:49:23,783
特别有礼貌

6239
05:49:23,783 --> 05:49:24,983
然后就一直说啊谢谢

6240
05:49:25,183 --> 05:49:27,583
辛苦了啊什么的他说呃

6241
05:49:27,816 --> 05:49:28,983
反正就是这种

6242
05:49:29,100 --> 05:49:31,216
特别温柔特别特别特别温柔

6243
05:49:31,533 --> 05:49:32,616
说话完全

6244
05:49:32,666 --> 05:49:34,983
但是跟他聊了几句我就觉得啊

6245
05:49:35,216 --> 05:49:37,216
太好了这应该就是他

6246
05:49:37,266 --> 05:49:39,666
这个这只猫最好的归宿了

6247
05:49:41,866 --> 05:49:42,666
哼

6248
05:49:45,300 --> 05:49:46,700
你也是美女吧

6249
05:49:47,016 --> 05:49:49,383
确实有有一点吧有点

6250
05:49:49,866 --> 05:49:52,699
有点漂亮的很温柔的那种

6251
05:49:57,666 --> 05:49:58,816
hmm gone

6252
05:50:00,016 --> 05:50:05,499
everything we work for god Mary on a dirt floor god我去

6253
05:50:06,816 --> 05:50:07,616
哎

6254
05:50:08,216 --> 05:50:09,016
然后

6255
05:50:09,933 --> 05:50:12,583
我家楼下的那两只猫呢

6256
05:50:14,383 --> 05:50:15,866
是他弟弟消失了

6257
05:50:15,983 --> 05:50:18,616
其实后来怎么联系上的

6258
05:50:19,216 --> 05:50:20,699
哈哈哈别开直播和啊

6259
05:50:20,700 --> 05:50:22,533
总而言之就是找到一个领养的

6260
05:50:22,733 --> 05:50:26,466
呃我想想呢我们家楼下那两只猫哎

6261
05:50:26,666 --> 05:50:28,183
另外一只我是再也没见到过他

6262
05:50:28,183 --> 05:50:30,216
我不知道是不是有人抱回去养了

6263
05:50:31,100 --> 05:50:32,666
因为他长得比哥哥可爱

6264
05:50:32,666 --> 05:50:33,983
但现在只剩哥哥了

6265
05:50:34,016 --> 05:50:36,783
那到时候我本来比如说决定明天

6266
05:50:37,066 --> 05:50:40,583
我就带带两只猫一起去做绝育的

6267
05:50:40,616 --> 05:50:42,333
那把我都把我朋友叫来了

6268
05:50:42,333 --> 05:50:44,416
就是两个人一人提一个笼子

6269
05:50:44,466 --> 05:50:45,583
要不然太重了

6270
05:50:46,900 --> 05:50:47,700
哼

6271
05:50:48,333 --> 05:50:50,183
我朋友叫来了结果下楼

6272
05:50:50,583 --> 05:50:52,099
本来他们俩是一直都在那

6273
05:50:52,100 --> 05:50:53,616
然后那个弟弟就不见了

6274
05:50:53,616 --> 05:50:55,666
然后我就去问了那个什么

6275
05:50:56,216 --> 05:50:59,416
有个那个鹏鹏他经常看到我喂猫来着

6276
05:50:59,500 --> 05:51:01,533
都说那个什么那

6277
05:51:01,533 --> 05:51:03,016
个什么小白哈哈

6278
05:51:03,016 --> 05:51:04,416
因为他身上有点白

6279
05:51:04,416 --> 05:51:06,183
我是说那个小白啊什么

6280
05:51:06,183 --> 05:51:07,183
他说好几天没见着

6281
05:51:07,183 --> 05:51:07,783
反正

6282
05:51:07,783 --> 05:51:10,383
就自从那个时候到现在都没见到

6283
05:51:10,383 --> 05:51:10,866
弟弟了

6284
05:51:10,866 --> 05:51:12,899
不知道是不是被人抱回家养了

6285
05:51:13,266 --> 05:51:15,866
因为他长得比那个哥哥可爱些

6286
05:51:15,866 --> 05:51:18,016
然后反正就把哥哥带去绝育了

6287
05:51:18,416 --> 05:51:22,133
it's time with all the distance i really miss your face

6288
05:51:22,266 --> 05:51:23,899
哎呀可能是啊

6289
05:51:24,016 --> 05:51:25,383
因为我们小区

6290
05:51:25,583 --> 05:51:27,466
反正我之前遇到的第一个女生

6291
05:51:27,466 --> 05:51:30,699
他就说他会把流浪猫带回去养来着

6292
05:51:30,983 --> 05:51:32,933
他说但是他已经带了几只了

6293
05:51:32,933 --> 05:51:34,783
然后所以说这两只带不回去

6294
05:51:34,866 --> 05:51:36,816
都不知道是不是有别的人带回去养了

6295
05:51:39,266 --> 05:51:40,583
哎呀我希望是

6296
05:51:40,733 --> 05:51:42,866
然后就是这两只猫之后呢

6297
05:51:42,866 --> 05:51:46,216
还又有一只白猫长得超级漂亮卧槽

6298
05:51:46,383 --> 05:51:48,583
怎么完全沉溺在他的美貌之中

6299
05:51:48,666 --> 05:51:50,533
是我当时看着那两个哥哥弟弟

6300
05:51:50,533 --> 05:51:51,133
我就一直在想

6301
05:51:51,133 --> 05:51:52,499
哦买噶你们怎么能不能

6302
05:51:52,500 --> 05:51:53,983
你们不能长得好看一点吗

6303
05:51:53,983 --> 05:51:56,466
就没人要他们你们知道吗哎我就想说

6304
05:51:56,500 --> 05:51:58,133
哎那就只能我那个啥

6305
05:51:58,333 --> 05:51:59,699
呃呃什么

6306
05:51:59,783 --> 05:52:01,783
他们就只能当流流浪猫了

6307
05:52:01,783 --> 05:52:04,216
但是我也不知道我会在这住多久

6308
05:52:04,300 --> 05:52:06,866
只能这么那个什么先喂喂着

6309
05:52:07,216 --> 05:52:09,333
然后到点带带去绝育

6310
05:52:09,333 --> 05:52:10,383
反正是没人要

6311
05:52:10,383 --> 05:52:12,383
长得不太好看啊不是很好看

6312
05:52:12,783 --> 05:52:13,383
反正

6313
05:52:13,383 --> 05:52:17,333
然后来来了只白猫女小小白猫女的

6314
05:52:17,333 --> 05:52:18,816
但我不知道他是不是有人养

6315
05:52:18,816 --> 05:52:21,216
我感觉他也挺干净的长得巨漂亮

6316
05:52:21,733 --> 05:52:24,266
哎他也不见了他也不见了

6317
05:52:25,066 --> 05:52:27,383
怎么在你家是吗哈哈

6318
05:52:27,616 --> 05:52:29,416
真的假的假的吧

6319
05:52:32,816 --> 05:52:33,016
哎

6320
05:52:33,016 --> 05:52:36,466
反正现在那个什么就没什么长处的猫

6321
05:52:37,500 --> 05:52:39,700
还有好几只猫来着算了

6322
05:52:43,383 --> 05:52:45,383
那好多猫都是见过一面之后

6323
05:52:45,383 --> 05:52:46,333
再也没见到

6324
05:52:46,333 --> 05:52:48,066
不知道他们在哪呢

6325
05:52:54,500 --> 05:52:55,616
什么蔷薇送给我

6326
05:52:55,616 --> 05:52:58,583
哎呀什么猫我都不会带回家了我觉得

6327
05:52:59,133 --> 05:53:02,466
反正主要还是因为那次带了那只呃

6328
05:53:03,066 --> 05:53:05,616
梨花猫回家之后太痛苦了

6329
05:53:06,900 --> 05:53:09,866
两个猫一起的话太折磨了

6330
05:53:10,533 --> 05:53:12,733
而且我猫非常害怕任何猫

6331
05:53:12,933 --> 05:53:15,066
那只梨花猫才2个多月你们知道吗

6332
05:53:15,066 --> 05:53:17,133
我的猫当时都多大了

6333
05:53:17,300 --> 05:53:20,066
那猫都是大猫了它还很害怕很害怕

6334
05:53:20,300 --> 05:53:22,783
毛都炸起来根本不敢靠近别人

6335
05:53:22,933 --> 05:53:23,983
太怂了

6336
05:53:33,816 --> 05:53:34,866
家几岁了

6337
05:53:35,133 --> 05:53:36,899
对一岁多一点点

6338
05:53:39,666 --> 05:53:41,416
离婚了肯定吗哎

6339
05:53:43,416 --> 05:53:44,216
确实

6340
05:53:48,983 --> 05:53:51,466
就是太怂了

6341
05:53:56,300 --> 05:53:58,500
胆小的要死你

6342
05:54:00,666 --> 05:54:01,466
oh

6343
05:54:02,100 --> 05:54:05,500
true love Kinda hope that we feel like the wrong啊

6344
05:54:05,500 --> 05:54:06,733
差不多啊

6345
05:54:07,016 --> 05:54:11,666
就要下播了大家饼干脆睡睡着了吗

6346
05:54:12,583 --> 05:54:15,416
我的猫猫故事大家睡着了吗

6347
05:54:15,583 --> 05:54:17,383
with you you

6348
05:54:22,016 --> 05:54:23,466
and dwell in this dream

6349
05:54:23,466 --> 05:54:26,016
with you let the pain disappear

6350
05:54:26,016 --> 05:54:31,816
with you na na na na na na

6351
05:54:33,266 --> 05:54:35,666
bottle of a roller in the palm of my hand

6352
05:54:35,666 --> 05:54:37,216
baby we can sip this liquor

6353
05:54:37,733 --> 05:54:39,816
my friends but at night time

6354
05:54:40,783 --> 05:54:42,333
it's the right time

6355
05:54:43,733 --> 05:54:46,583
happy ever after always seem like a stretch i said Fuck

6356
05:54:46,583 --> 05:54:50,183
those fairytales and now i want nothing less from you Alright

6357
05:54:51,183 --> 05:54:52,733
is it Alright

6358
05:54:53,300 --> 05:54:54,933
明天还会再见的

6359
05:54:57,500 --> 05:54:59,616
你还会再见吗啊明天再说吧

6360
05:55:00,016 --> 05:55:01,733
总会再见的很快

6361
05:55:02,666 --> 05:55:04,183
很快很快

6362
05:55:07,983 --> 05:55:09,499
下周播怎么不播

6363
05:55:11,383 --> 05:55:12,899
love in the Moonlight

6364
05:55:16,016 --> 05:55:19,066
就放一个好听点的music

6365
05:55:19,183 --> 05:55:23,183
没忘记下载了什么随机播放播到的

6366
05:55:23,583 --> 05:55:25,866
值班去了吗辛苦了辛苦了

6367
05:55:28,533 --> 05:55:30,266
哪有PUA呀

6368
05:55:30,783 --> 05:55:32,466
这么温柔的主播

6369
05:55:32,533 --> 05:55:35,533
这么温柔的费劲你还说我PUA

6370
05:55:36,066 --> 05:55:37,383
干嘛的我

6371
05:55:39,383 --> 05:55:43,383
you see me like nobody's ever seen me before

6372
05:55:47,666 --> 05:55:50,666
you see me as i'm stumbling my way through

6373
05:55:50,783 --> 05:55:53,416
佛聚散终有时

6374
05:55:54,216 --> 05:55:55,616
人生有梦

6375
05:55:56,616 --> 05:55:58,533
各自精彩

6376
05:56:04,783 --> 05:56:06,299
放个好听的音乐是这个

6377
05:56:09,933 --> 05:56:12,099
这蛮火的大家应该都听过吧

6378
05:56:24,133 --> 05:56:25,416
大笨蛋小花花

6379
05:56:29,016 --> 05:56:32,133
但是呃这怎么说呢嗯

6380
05:56:33,500 --> 05:56:35,216
聚散终有时

6381
05:56:35,583 --> 05:56:38,533
短暂的离别是为了更好的相遇

6382
05:56:39,533 --> 05:56:40,699
其实有的时候

6383
05:56:41,016 --> 05:56:42,299
我也觉得

6384
05:56:42,583 --> 05:56:45,099
你们快发点弹幕要不然我说不出来

6385
05:56:48,533 --> 05:56:51,333
其实有的时候我觉得

6386
05:56:52,733 --> 05:56:53,216
我觉得

6387
05:56:53,216 --> 05:56:55,416
大部分主播应该是都是这样的吧

6388
05:56:59,016 --> 05:57:00,783
不要封号封号啊

6389
05:57:01,066 --> 05:57:03,699
不是其实有的时候我觉得什么嗯

6390
05:57:03,983 --> 05:57:04,783
就是

6391
05:57:05,650 --> 05:57:10,850
哎呦什么这个氛围我觉得就是只能在

6392
05:57:13,400 --> 05:57:14,533
我错下次

6393
05:57:15,000 --> 05:57:16,800
谁都是这么长大

6394
05:57:17,250 --> 05:57:18,800
逃不了的

6395
05:57:21,483 --> 05:57:24,399
我没想我的停顿并不是说那个什么

6396
05:57:26,600 --> 05:57:27,966
我停顿并不是说这个

6397
05:57:27,966 --> 05:57:29,683
是一个很悲伤的事情啊

6398
05:57:30,133 --> 05:57:31,049
他说好

6399
05:57:31,483 --> 05:57:33,599
只是我我在看一个东西

6400
05:57:33,850 --> 05:57:35,766
啊我我现在想说的是

6401
05:57:35,850 --> 05:57:38,283
是有的时候我觉得呃

6402
05:57:38,566 --> 05:57:40,199
我也只有在直播的时候

6403
05:57:40,200 --> 05:57:42,483
能感觉到大家对我的喜欢

6404
05:57:42,533 --> 05:57:43,849
你懂我的意思吗

6405
05:57:45,400 --> 05:57:48,600
就下播之后就感觉不太到了其实

6406
05:57:48,733 --> 05:57:51,999
所以说有的时候我说

6407
05:57:52,083 --> 05:57:54,733
呃拜拜拜拜呃下播了下播了

6408
05:57:54,800 --> 05:57:56,133
很希望大家挽留

6409
05:57:56,133 --> 05:57:58,449
其实我也不是说还有很多都想播

6410
05:57:58,450 --> 05:58:00,483
只是想继续播

6411
05:58:00,850 --> 05:58:04,050
一下然后再再那个什么哈哈哈

6412
05:58:04,250 --> 05:58:06,450
再那个什么呃

6413
05:58:07,083 --> 05:58:09,199
待在这个氛围一下懂吗

6414
05:58:09,333 --> 05:58:11,533
再再那个什么呃

6415
05:58:12,000 --> 05:58:15,050
待在这个情景下再感受一下大家

6416
05:58:15,166 --> 05:58:18,766
呃的爱意因为毕竟关掉直播间之后就

6417
05:58:18,933 --> 05:58:21,733
就那个什么感觉不太到了其实

6418
05:58:23,533 --> 05:58:23,683
哎

6419
05:58:23,683 --> 05:58:25,766
那个时候可能你们你们也在看别的人

6420
05:58:25,766 --> 05:58:26,566
可能

6421
05:58:26,683 --> 05:58:27,533
嗯

6422
05:58:27,933 --> 05:58:28,533
也也

6423
05:58:28,533 --> 05:58:32,133
也不会有那么多人挂念我了就我其实

6424
05:58:32,733 --> 05:58:34,283
也不会有那么多人

6425
05:58:35,050 --> 05:58:36,600
挂念我就是了

6426
05:58:37,000 --> 05:58:40,000
我妹在他就平常睡啊真的觉得

6427
05:58:41,333 --> 05:58:42,133
哼

6428
05:58:43,533 --> 05:58:44,683
真的只有

6429
05:58:45,450 --> 05:58:48,733
真的只有直播的时候能能感觉到啊

6430
05:58:49,600 --> 05:58:50,800
如果我直播时候

6431
05:58:50,800 --> 05:58:52,600
感觉到大家对我的喜欢

6432
05:58:52,733 --> 05:58:57,249
是55%的话

6433
05:58:57,850 --> 05:58:59,733
下播之后可能就是

6434
05:59:00,683 --> 05:59:02,083
百分之零点几

6435
05:59:02,450 --> 05:59:05,133
无限趋近于0吧可能

6436
05:59:05,883 --> 05:59:06,683
哼

6437
05:59:07,366 --> 05:59:09,533
毕竟我播的时候那个什么

6438
05:59:09,600 --> 05:59:12,733
呃虚拟主播区还是有很多人在播懂吗

6439
05:59:15,000 --> 05:59:15,850
反正大家

6440
05:59:15,933 --> 05:59:18,733
呃有看直播的气球那当然会去看啊

6441
05:59:22,933 --> 05:59:25,799
哎呀没有那么多人会挂念我的呀

6442
05:59:28,483 --> 05:59:31,366
才55吗那就是我感觉

6443
05:59:32,933 --> 05:59:36,483
哎我经常自己说那什么别

6444
05:59:37,083 --> 05:59:39,933
自我感觉太良好正别把自己想的太

6445
05:59:39,933 --> 05:59:41,199
重要总而言之

6446
05:59:41,400 --> 05:59:44,850
不服那是我的言不由衷

6447
05:59:45,483 --> 05:59:46,883
勇敢为你

6448
05:59:47,133 --> 05:59:50,249
不 55%已经是很那个什么了呢

6449
05:59:51,283 --> 05:59:53,283
已经很那个什么了

6450
05:59:53,650 --> 05:59:54,450
嗯哼

6451
05:59:55,683 --> 05:59:59,249
55%已经是我很能想的数字了

6452
06:00:01,400 --> 06:00:03,250
那我本来还想说更少呢

6453
06:00:04,450 --> 06:00:09,250
糊里糊涂搞不清楚我还是把自己弄丢

6454
06:00:10,133 --> 06:00:10,933
就在我

6455
06:00:10,933 --> 06:00:13,199
收到了呀55%了呢

6456
06:00:17,566 --> 06:00:20,533
我我我昨天在跟我朋友说这个话题

6457
06:00:20,683 --> 06:00:23,449
哎呀但是也没必要跟大家说这些

6458
06:00:23,683 --> 06:00:25,249
都会在

6459
06:00:28,733 --> 06:00:31,333
你永远都会在

6460
06:00:32,966 --> 06:00:34,399
感受不到主播的付出啊

6461
06:00:34,400 --> 06:00:37,133
你别那个什么为了讲那种定型文

6462
06:00:37,133 --> 06:00:38,333
非得这么说啊

6463
06:00:43,933 --> 06:00:44,966
我朋友怎么说

6464
06:00:45,050 --> 06:00:46,800
我朋友说的我感觉还挺有道理的

6465
06:00:46,800 --> 06:00:48,333
我接受了这个解释

6466
06:00:55,083 --> 06:00:56,766
啊我没紧张啊

6467
06:01:06,283 --> 06:01:07,283
嘿呦

6468
06:01:10,366 --> 06:01:12,599
没啥的总而言之嗯

6469
06:01:13,366 --> 06:01:14,166
哈

6470
06:01:15,933 --> 06:01:16,733
哈哈

6471
06:01:16,883 --> 06:01:19,133
是我的不由衷

6472
06:01:19,850 --> 06:01:22,166
勇敢为你无畏的

6473
06:01:22,166 --> 06:01:22,883
要听吗

6474
06:01:22,883 --> 06:01:25,533
哎呀我觉得没事没有太大必要来着

6475
06:01:25,850 --> 06:01:26,766
这总言之

6476
06:01:26,766 --> 06:01:27,599
感觉那什么

6477
06:01:27,600 --> 06:01:30,450
反正还是在直播中才能那个什么啊

6478
06:01:30,450 --> 06:01:33,450
看见大家在在直播中没有出去

6479
06:01:33,450 --> 06:01:35,566
或者是啊大家有在

6480
06:01:35,883 --> 06:01:37,166
给我发弹幕

6481
06:01:37,166 --> 06:01:39,883
能感觉到大家是喜欢我的

6482
06:01:40,683 --> 06:01:42,999
下播的话就比较淡了

6483
06:01:43,450 --> 06:01:46,533
因为你们可能正在给别人发弹幕

6484
06:01:49,083 --> 06:01:50,599
已经点进别人的直播间啊

6485
06:01:50,600 --> 06:01:52,400
但是我已经接受这个事情了

6486
06:01:52,533 --> 06:01:54,799
呃怎么说呢

6487
06:01:55,933 --> 06:01:57,733
反正我就是想说我

6488
06:01:58,283 --> 06:02:01,083
是我就想说有的时候我我说了

6489
06:02:01,250 --> 06:02:02,133
拜拜下播了

6490
06:02:02,133 --> 06:02:03,849
然后希望大家挽留一下

6491
06:02:03,850 --> 06:02:05,450
也不是我还有什么内容要播

6492
06:02:05,450 --> 06:02:07,250
没什么内容要播也没什么要花

6493
06:02:07,250 --> 06:02:09,083
也也没有什么话要说了

6494
06:02:10,933 --> 06:02:13,333
就是想那个什么再多播一会

6495
06:02:13,533 --> 06:02:17,283
感受一下这个这个事情罢了

6496
06:02:21,650 --> 06:02:24,083
哎我本来是在解释什么东西的呢

6497
06:02:24,083 --> 06:02:25,683
就扯到这来了呢

6498
06:02:26,083 --> 06:02:29,599
浪去远方因为我并不平凡不同

6499
06:02:31,400 --> 06:02:35,050
配上这个歌曲有点太太悲情了

6500
06:02:35,083 --> 06:02:35,883
不要走

6501
06:02:36,800 --> 06:02:39,250
勇敢为你无畏的走

6502
06:02:39,250 --> 06:02:42,533
啊对我想起来了说呃主播拿捏大家

6503
06:02:42,533 --> 06:02:43,533
我没拿捏我腿

6504
06:02:43,533 --> 06:02:46,133
我没有那什么很拿捏大家呀

6505
06:02:49,733 --> 06:02:51,966
这瓶盖碎哪里啊

6506
06:02:52,250 --> 06:02:54,400
那不行这种事情不可以

6507
06:03:04,083 --> 06:03:07,799
主播主播脆弱的心灵经不起拿捏

6508
06:03:09,650 --> 06:03:14,083
拿捏的话这从再拿捏本来就55%了

6509
06:03:14,133 --> 06:03:16,399
再拿捏就还要往下掉了

6510
06:03:16,533 --> 06:03:17,766
在身旁

6511
06:03:23,166 --> 06:03:24,449
生活似海

6512
06:03:24,450 --> 06:03:27,333
起伏不定无边总是谈

6513
06:03:27,333 --> 06:03:30,566
哎呀怎么坚持就是这样的呢

6514
06:03:31,400 --> 06:03:33,166
就是这样的啦

6515
06:03:40,450 --> 06:03:42,450
啊哈哈哈谢谢

6516
06:03:50,050 --> 06:03:52,533
嗯今天就要到此结束了

6517
06:03:55,333 --> 06:03:57,133
下次再见吧

6518
06:03:57,250 --> 06:03:59,166
什么都拥有

6519
06:04:00,333 --> 06:04:05,283
糊里糊涂搞不清楚我还是把自己弄丢

6520
06:04:05,966 --> 06:04:08,449
就算我们来时的

6521
06:04:09,966 --> 06:04:10,766
玉

6522
06:04:13,050 --> 06:04:15,450
哎呦喂

6523
06:04:17,566 --> 06:04:20,166
还不足主播一天播几个小时啊

6524
06:04:20,166 --> 06:04:22,933
还不足6个小时

6525
06:04:25,483 --> 06:04:26,933
言不由衷

6526
06:04:27,483 --> 06:04:28,849
勇敢为你

6527
06:04:29,050 --> 06:04:33,533
无畏地做制造少年心气的我

6528
06:04:34,050 --> 06:04:35,600
来时的路没

6529
06:04:36,200 --> 06:04:40,050
短暂的呃降到一下0%点几

6530
06:04:40,050 --> 06:04:45,200
等我们下次直播再回到55% 好吧

6531
06:04:46,283 --> 06:04:47,083
不离不弃

6532
06:04:47,083 --> 06:04:48,733
不痒不清楚

6533
06:04:48,733 --> 06:04:51,533
我还是把自己弄丢

6534
06:04:52,083 --> 06:04:56,283
走在我们来时的路口

6535
06:05:00,933 --> 06:05:01,733
妈

6536
06:05:04,400 --> 06:05:05,200
妈

6537
06:05:12,050 --> 06:05:14,000
拜拜大家

6538
06:05:22,883 --> 06:05:24,083
哎呦

6539
06:05:30,600 --> 06:05:31,800
晚安晚安晚

6540
06:05:32,533 --> 06:05:33,333
安晚安

6541
06:05:36,483 --> 06:05:38,649
拜拜下次见了

6542
06:05:39,883 --> 06:05:42,333
拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜

6543
06:05:42,800 --> 06:05:45,000
点了一滴就是这首歌呢

6544
06:05:45,000 --> 06:05:47,733
呃叫做永远都会在

6545
06:05:49,850 --> 06:05:51,883
旅行团乐队的

6546
06:05:53,133 --> 06:05:55,199
我这都已经放了3次了

6547
06:05:55,483 --> 06:06:00,733
为你无畏的做白日梦

6548
06:06:13,883 --> 06:06:15,249
痛着不能动

6549
06:06:15,250 --> 06:06:16,850
忘着摇摆动

6550
06:06:17,283 --> 06:06:19,683
嗯饼干脆

6551
06:06:20,483 --> 06:06:21,599
谢谢

6552
06:06:22,883 --> 06:06:26,133
还啊谢谢那个什么

6553
06:06:26,450 --> 06:06:27,933
谢谢大家今天也来了

6554
06:06:27,933 --> 06:06:31,999
谢谢陪我到现在2点半的大家

6555
06:06:32,000 --> 06:06:35,083
谢谢一直在给我发弹幕的大家

6556
06:06:36,766 --> 06:06:37,599
拜拜啊

6557
06:06:37,650 --> 06:06:38,733
晚安晚安

6558
06:06:41,600 --> 06:06:44,566
谢谢一直在跟我说话的大家哦

6559
06:06:45,766 --> 06:06:46,999
谢谢你们

6560
06:06:49,050 --> 06:06:50,450
晚安晚安

6561
06:06:56,250 --> 06:06:59,200
无边总是看不到头

6562
06:07:00,083 --> 06:07:02,449
我欲乘风浪迹远方

6563
06:07:02,450 --> 06:07:07,400
因为我并不平凡普通忙碌

6564
06:07:10,000 --> 06:07:13,166
我到了不要因为一下哪里到了

6565
06:07:13,166 --> 06:07:14,166
没到没到

6566
06:07:21,083 --> 06:07:21,883
拜拜喽

6567
06:07:22,533 --> 06:07:25,399
那就放一下这首歌我不说话了

6568
06:07:31,083 --> 06:07:32,966
人生的路口停留

6569
06:07:32,966 --> 06:07:36,399
还是走很多感情不放手

6570
06:07:36,966 --> 06:07:40,999
世俗到无边剧情把结局带走

6571
06:07:43,133 --> 06:07:47,483
不知道走多少数不清的春秋

6572
06:07:49,283 --> 06:07:53,166
总会有很多个你在身后

6573
06:07:59,166 --> 06:08:04,049
湖四海起伏不定无边总是看不到头

6574
06:08:04,933 --> 06:08:07,333
我欲乘风浪迹远方

6575
06:08:07,333 --> 06:08:10,133
因为我并不平凡普通

6576
06:08:11,166 --> 06:08:13,566
忙忙碌碌反反复路

6577
06:08:13,566 --> 06:08:16,333
那是我的言不由衷

6578
06:08:16,966 --> 06:08:19,933
勇敢为你无畏地做

6579
06:08:20,083 --> 06:08:23,333
就算少年心记得我

6580
06:08:23,483 --> 06:08:25,883
来时的的路没有归途

6581
06:08:25,883 --> 06:08:28,883
向不高点沉默的挥挥手

6582
06:08:29,766 --> 06:08:32,049
终有落幕然后无声

6583
06:08:32,050 --> 06:08:35,050
谁能什么都拥有

6584
06:08:35,883 --> 06:08:38,199
糊里糊涂搞不清楚

6585
06:08:38,200 --> 06:08:41,133
我还是把自己弄丢

6586
06:08:41,650 --> 06:08:45,600
就在我们来时的神魂

6587
06:08:46,083 --> 06:08:50,449
爱起伏不定无边总是看不到头

6588
06:08:51,250 --> 06:08:53,650
我欲乘风浪迹远方

6589
06:08:53,650 --> 06:08:56,400
因为我并不平凡普通

6590
06:08:57,450 --> 06:08:59,766
忙忙碌碌反反复复

6591
06:08:59,766 --> 06:09:02,683
那是我的言不由衷

6592
06:09:03,200 --> 06:09:06,200
勇敢为美丽无畏地做

6593
06:09:06,283 --> 06:09:09,249
制造少年心气的我

6594
06:09:09,766 --> 06:09:12,083
来时的路没有归途

6595
06:09:12,083 --> 06:09:15,133
相互告别沉默地挥挥手

6596
06:09:16,050 --> 06:09:18,166
中药盲目然后无声

6597
06:09:18,166 --> 06:09:21,083
谁能什么都拥有

6598
06:09:22,133 --> 06:09:24,449
糊里糊涂搞不清楚

6599
06:09:24,450 --> 06:09:27,283
我还是把自己弄丢

6600
06:09:27,883 --> 06:09:32,133
走在我们来时的路口

6601
06:09:40,450 --> 06:09:42,966
让我永远都会在

6602
06:09:46,850 --> 06:09:49,283
永远都会在

6603
06:10:00,933 --> 06:10:02,083
晚安大家