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喂有人吗

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喂喂喂有人吗

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你为什么可以进来的这么快呀

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你是一直挂在我的直播间吗

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我还没玩

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啊

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but

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喂喂喂有人吗喂喂喂有人吗

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喂喂喂有人吗

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喂喂喂

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有人吗

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大家

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您好

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啊怎么办哈

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哈哈哈

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早上好

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怎么回事呢

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谢谢小主的情书

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谢谢大家的小花花

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哎呀怎么办呢

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我还没起床

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啊

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我不是8点过就起了吗

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为什么我又睡到了现在呢

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谁跟我解释一下

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香喷喷的就睡到了现在

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怎么回事怎么回事

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啊啊

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谁偷走了我的世界

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哼哼

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救救我吧

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臭烘烘的

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你才臭烘烘的

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没救了啊

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真的吗

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真的没救了吗

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怎么办呐

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谁把我的时间还回来呀

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嗯

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早中午好

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哎呀

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已经被变成了前辈作息健康多了

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我昨天想的是我今天要

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嗯

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9:40左右起床吧

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9点9:50顶多10点顶多

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um

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这可怎么办呢

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这可怎么办呢

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我的工作呢

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嗨呀那就只能今天晚上不播了吧

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哈哈哈哈哈

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啊已经起来过一次就算是起来了是吗

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huh啊

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哎呦啊我的闹钟

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哎

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哈哈

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让贫困自己承担

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哎呀

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OK

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上抖音了今天

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嗯

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我今天哎呦

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嗯

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怎么会这样子啊我怎么回事呢

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已经不是三天你偷看了

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啊

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最近已经不知道唱啥了

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最喜欢工作音了吗

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哎呀但这个要考那啥

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但是我一工作音直播吧

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我就老是会考虑到大家

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这个就有点像什么

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嗯我给你们举一个例子

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就有点像你去呃网吧打游戏

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然后女朋

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你的你的女朋友会

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他说他跟你一起去

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hmm

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跟你一起去然后你

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就玩游戏的过程中

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你就会一直考虑到他是不是无聊

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他然后就一直会考虑到他

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然后其实你游戏也没有玩好

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hm

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不用经常回弹幕

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那大家看着那岂不是非常非常无聊

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大家都在黑天啊哎哎呦喂

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打游戏的时候顾不上思考那么多

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那我想想

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嗯

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我没有说我不播的时候去玩游戏

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我只是跟给你举个例子

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就是说我播呃工作音的话

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播工作音的时候

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呃大家在旁边

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然后我就会

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一直考虑到大家是不是很无聊之类的

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哦啊

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我是罪人哈哈哈

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我还没起床你们在干嘛呢

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你们在干嘛呢

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hmm

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你们在干嘛喽啰

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你们在干嘛喽啰

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宝可梦有这么好玩吗

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掐饭在吃什么

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哎呀真的有人周末都要睡午觉的吗

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那你在家里都睡午觉

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家里怎么会有人睡午觉啊

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哈哈哈但我好像也没什么

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但我直接睡到

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1点钟的人好像也没有立场说大家

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i'm sorry sorry

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刚投完欺骗就看到我突然开播

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哎呀说不定主播

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就是看到你刚投了欺骗然后

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为了你开播的呢对不起开玩笑的

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嗯

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宝可梦不好玩就没有好玩的东西

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真的假的

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有这么夸张吗

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有没有人反驳他一下

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有没有人说一下是假的呀

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哎呀我想哎呀都6分钟了

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好痒哎呀

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真的会有人觉得我的电台音很痒吗

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真的假的

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我觉得我的电台又有活力

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而且又又是就是哎呀我跟你们说啊

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就我看别人的电台

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别人都是软软的说话

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哪像我们就是这样嗯

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而且语速也会很慢你知道吗然后

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然后

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1然后说的话也是很温柔哪像我啊

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我这我这叫痒啊

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这主播说话又那个什么又又又大声

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然后说的又快的

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不纯纯的在那个什么呢吗

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软一下试试哎呀我就是不好意思呢嘛

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这

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反正我看别人的电台都不是我这样的

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怎么还会有人说我的痒啊

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我不是我是有一种呃

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真的假的

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是我的感知跟大家的感知有问题吗

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是我跟大家有什么很重大的区别吗

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但我想象不出来我要说什么啊

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就比如说

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啊比如说别人可能就是

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啊喂大家好嗯嗯刚才

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嗯做梦了

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然后梦到

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就是大家都

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离我远去了觉得很难过

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刚起床嗯

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他在干嘛呢

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怎么会有人说草啊

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主播这么认真你在这草啊

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excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

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梦到跟大家吵架了

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可要问我一下吗

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我好难过

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哼

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梦到大家

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就是在弹幕上一直骂我

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真的好难过

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突然好伤心

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突然起来

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感觉心都碎了

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excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

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ugh

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什么叫安慰你一下这叫安慰吗

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你是猪吧

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哎你好像那种啊

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你知道有有那个截图吗

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哈哈哈

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就有一个男的和一个女的

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那个什么谈恋爱然后

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那个男的就是他就说嗯

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他就说什么

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啊那个女生说我不舒服

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那个男生安慰她她就说别不舒服

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哈哈哈

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那个女生说嗯

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他说什么

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哈哈他是说那男生说你吃饭了吗

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那个女生说还没吃然后男生说去吃

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然后男生说

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你还不舒服吗

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那个女生说不舒服

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男生就说别不舒服哈

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哈哈哈

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不然呢你在向谁发号施令啊

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别不舒服你在向我的身体吗

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啊你在对我身体痛的那个地方啊

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比如说我头痛

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然后你再对着我的大脑说别不舒服

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别让他不舒服吗

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什么霸道总裁什么猪头啊

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真受不了

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哈哈哈

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哼

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就是啊

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哎呀

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不馋呢

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哎呦天呐

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主播以后说自己啊

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什么破房大家说别破房

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别总而言之就是别

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那娇娇真的假的

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你平时

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也是啊你平时也是这么安慰

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够谈前辈的是吧

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那怎么说呢

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你要多说一点啊你都你你你的美

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你惜字如金吗

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你的一句话是什么价值

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连城吗你不能多说几句话吗

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有的时候你的

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你的言语虽然没什么力量

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但是你多说一些也显得你诚心啊

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就一个别难关注去死

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hmm

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比如呢哎呦

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我哪知道你要付出一些具体的行动

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好吧

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哎你别说他说不开心你要肯定要问

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为什么不开心呢

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怎么了呢

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啊原来是这样哎呦我饱别难过呀

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嗯

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怎么做才能好烦

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的呢哈哈哈哈哈

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哎呦我宝怎么样才能不难过呢哎呦

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别对这种人生气了

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我也觉得他很过分啊

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你还你要帮他一起吗

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你还说哎呀

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确实这个人做的太过分了我觉得他是

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他真的太坏了这个人他他是错的

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怎么能这样对你哎呀太过分太过分了

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抱抱我宝

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开心点中午咱们吃顿好的

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我给你点了一个好吃的外卖记得去拿

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这不就差不多了吗

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haha

249
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:41,083
我好坏我是女人啊收到哦

250
00:12:41,566 --> 00:12:43,166
你们干嘛呢自从

251
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,933
不是你哄一个小时也也抵抵挡不了

252
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,083
这个5 这个1

253
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:49,166
这个收到

254
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,249
和暧昧的女生可以用吗

255
00:12:54,366 --> 00:12:55,483
也可以啊

256
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,400
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

257
00:12:58,533 --> 00:13:00,449
但是你别你就别说我饱了

258
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:02,566
稍微有点油腻啊你就说个

259
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:06,800
怎么啦啊怎么回事呀这样的吗

260
00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:11,566
hmm

261
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,133
不是我给你点外卖啊

262
00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:17,883
是我什么事都可以用一顿外卖解决

263
00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:19,450
而一顿外卖不能解决的话

264
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,483
再给他买点别的吧哈哈

265
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:22,333
哈

266
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,566
如果你想的话

267
00:13:25,766 --> 00:13:27,283
把扣1的都拉黑了吧

268
00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:30,449
那先拉黑你吧你的ID里面就有3个1呢

269
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,133
hmm

270
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:46,683
哎呀不能外卖嗯造啊快点点别的啊

271
00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:50,566
hmm

272
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:54,399
sure

273
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,200
哎

274
00:13:55,250 --> 00:14:01,566
呦怎么办呢1点钟了哭死

275
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:12,933
你们中午吃什么呢

276
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:19,966
哎呦啊

277
00:14:22,766 --> 00:14:24,166
真是个罪

278
00:14:24,483 --> 00:14:26,849
罪孽深重的女人

279
00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:31,683
好啊吃饭OK行

280
00:14:31,766 --> 00:14:32,566
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

281
00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:42,533
这个直播氛围怎么会变成这样啊

282
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:47,333
哦

283
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:48,249
好好

284
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,933
哦这样吗

285
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:58,999
真的能吃饱吗

286
00:14:59,683 --> 00:15:02,366
哎好差不多了该该那个走了

287
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:03,450
哎呀

288
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:06,766
谁帮我把时间播回到9点钟啊

289
00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:07,650
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

290
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:13,966
hmm

291
00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:22,083
ugh

292
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,083
主播是刚醒吗

293
00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:23,999
不是主播

294
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,283
已经早上做了很多事情了哈

295
00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:30,400
哈哈

296
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,050
没有我刚起

297
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:36,733
你说杨颖我还没起来怎么说杨啊

298
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,199
帅有什么好听的哎

299
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,766
我买了电动牙刷

300
00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:48,933
但是以后我有电动牙刷的话

301
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,483
没有人会想听电动牙刷音吧但是

302
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:53,333
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

303
00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:58,250
ugh

304
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,133
我家的佣人

305
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,733
你给我整沉默了

306
00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:13,483
什么电动牙刷音有什么好听的呢

307
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,683
你不就是嗡嗡嗡的吗

308
00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:20,649
这么久这么迟才醒呢

309
00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:22,400
是呢对不起

310
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,283
都是我的错

311
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:27,449
大家惩罚我吧

312
00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:28,850
哈哈哈

313
00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:35,133
听听还没到呢你急什么我不知道哎呀

314
00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:36,250
哎呀

315
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,766
不不不

316
00:16:37,766 --> 00:16:39,483
老是大家的那个什么

317
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,599
什么都能让大家那个什么了总而言之

318
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,400
那什么

319
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:47,283
手动牙刷电动牙刷都都那个什么

320
00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:50,766
cool

321
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:54,249
帮我每天播8个小时滚呐

322
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,483
我刷了5分钟牙

323
00:17:00,483 --> 00:17:01,849
太折磨了

324
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,450
煮饭我明天播今天不播是吗

325
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:10,399
好的呢

326
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,050
well

327
00:17:14,483 --> 00:17:16,333
稍等稍等你

328
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,249
哼啊

329
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:31,450
今天多发5条VIP

330
00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:33,849
有这么多事情要说的吗

331
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:39,650
7

332
00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:42,483
主人惩罚我吧

333
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:47,166
惩罚你惩罚我惩罚你是吧

334
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,683
什么抖音

335
00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:52,599
惩罚我每天都不播

336
00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:54,766
你好去看别人是吧

337
00:17:54,766 --> 00:17:56,599
你不会以为自己说的是正

338
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,850
确答案吧

339
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,049
嗯嗯嗯

340
00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:03,333
嗯

341
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:16,133
嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣

342
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,649
但是我都是怪腔怪调的

343
00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,000
这你3减1出来

344
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,050
就只会得到一个阴阳怪气的3减1啊

345
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,733
主播不会是刚醒吧

346
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:37,999
没有呢经6点钟起床工作了一早上

347
00:18:39,966 --> 00:18:42,849
一定去菜市场把那个什么今天

348
00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:47,399
嗯嗯嗯

349
00:18:48,283 --> 00:18:50,399
已经去菜市场把今天

350
00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:53,333
呃刚摘下来的菜都卖掉了

351
00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:56,650
uh huh

352
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,133
哎呀不行

353
00:19:02,566 --> 00:19:06,683
然后外卖也送了大概八九十单了

354
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:14,050
然后滴滴嗯也开了大概有20来单了

355
00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:19,733
um

356
00:19:21,366 --> 00:19:22,166
huh

357
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,449
不辛苦命苦

358
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:40,649
OK

359
00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:42,966
嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣

360
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,966
嘣嘣嘣嘣

361
00:19:45,566 --> 00:19:46,933
嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣

362
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,766
哈哈哈

363
00:19:49,683 --> 00:19:50,483
咳

364
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,966
20人家看直升机把主播那个什么

365
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:03,883
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

366
00:20:05,683 --> 00:20:07,683
那什么速度比较快

367
00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:10,566
韧度比较强懂吧

368
00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:14,999
还不是小饼不够努力呀确实

369
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,533
比如说你就不够努力

370
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:23,733
好了好了

371
00:20:23,966 --> 00:20:26,333
那主播要下播了喔

372
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:33,333
me

373
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,366
NASA

374
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,449
主播要下播diss了

375
00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:38,733
嗯

376
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,050
咳咳

377
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,050
拜拜

378
00:20:57,766 --> 00:20:59,766
哎呦哎呦下播了

379
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,333
嗯再睡会

380
00:21:01,366 --> 00:21:02,166
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

381
00:21:28,883 --> 00:21:31,366
哈哈哈哈

382
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,200
哈

383
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:40,333
哈

384
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,133
嗯

385
00:21:42,650 --> 00:21:45,766
哎呀真能打混的话才不是这种呢

386
00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:49,083
huh

387
00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:57,799
哈哈哈哈哈哈

388
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:02,683
huh

389
00:22:02,683 --> 00:22:03,599
嗯

390
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:21,883
who

391
00:22:24,533 --> 00:22:25,333
for you

392
00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:32,566
哎呀想到有声音小点吗OK 

393
00:22:32,966 --> 00:22:33,883
哎喂喂

394
00:22:34,050 --> 00:22:36,733
声音小点啊大家都说你呢

395
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:37,883
嗯

396
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:39,799
好了我说他了

397
00:22:41,766 --> 00:22:43,333
谢谢如影的小花

398
00:22:45,933 --> 00:22:46,766
谢谢你哦

399
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:00,883
sure

400
00:23:00,883 --> 00:23:02,766
每天为你点赞加油加油

401
00:23:07,850 --> 00:23:08,650
咻

402
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:13,133
哼哼

403
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:19,883
here

404
00:23:19,883 --> 00:23:20,449
王子喵

405
00:23:20,450 --> 00:23:21,366
加油加油

406
00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:23,533
打开镜头看一下嘛

407
00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:26,649
哎呀但是他长得太帅了怕大家自卑啊

408
00:23:27,883 --> 00:23:30,199
大家很敏感的怕大家到时候自卑

409
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,800
起来了哎呀

410
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,000
我们直播间每天都是这么多怪话吗

411
00:23:35,650 --> 00:23:37,566
直播间每天都这么多怪话

412
00:23:40,283 --> 00:23:43,333
嗯这直播间都没有温情的时刻

413
00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,199
我真的昨天晚上在反省

414
00:23:45,566 --> 00:23:48,683
为什么电台也是如此的那个什么

415
00:23:48,683 --> 00:23:49,883
哈哈哈哈

416
00:23:49,883 --> 00:23:53,133
为什么我的电台如此的奇怪啊

417
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,200
哼

418
00:23:58,566 --> 00:24:00,566
怪谁呢不怪你们吗

419
00:24:01,050 --> 00:24:04,733
没看过那个什么什么弹幕的那个什么

420
00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:06,766
呃什么什么弹幕的那个什么

421
00:24:06,766 --> 00:24:09,566
不拉不拉要靠大家来维护的吗

422
00:24:12,933 --> 00:24:16,166
人家的大人家的电台至少都是那种

423
00:24:16,283 --> 00:24:19,449
哎呀很很很温情很生活感

424
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,483
这为什么真是奇了怪了就

425
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,400
这个直播间怪话一堆

426
00:24:24,450 --> 00:24:25,366
连电台也这样

427
00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:26,249
我真是想不出来

428
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:28,083
什么时候我们互相才能彼此

429
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,199
温情一点了

430
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,733
嗯嗯

431
00:24:37,883 --> 00:24:40,283
开始怪饼干碎了那怪谁啊

432
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:44,883
cool

433
00:24:48,850 --> 00:24:49,650
uh huh

434
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:52,533
能怪我吗

435
00:24:58,683 --> 00:25:00,399
虽然很难过

436
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,650
但是仔细思考了一下

437
00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:03,450
确实是大家的问题

438
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:08,800
这不挺有生活感的吗哎呦

439
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,366
哈哈哈

440
00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:14,133
不是一会打呼一会什么小男友这些

441
00:25:14,733 --> 00:25:17,333
还这些也有生活感是吧

442
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,200
啊弹幕氛围主播站大头我不让人看

443
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,566
我觉得主播只是站3吧

444
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,883
大家站7

445
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,283
我3你7啊大概是这样一个

446
00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:34,333
责任的比例

447
00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,083
动态下的饼干碎还要腻歪一些

448
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:41,599
就是动态下面的

449
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,200
就是评论区的大家还正常一点

450
00:25:45,933 --> 00:25:46,733
酷

451
00:25:49,683 --> 00:25:52,199
就会主播主播4块像错在哪里吗

452
00:25:52,483 --> 00:25:52,849
哎呀

453
00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:54,683
错在我不知道如果温情一点的话

454
00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:55,683
该说什么

455
00:25:55,766 --> 00:25:58,133
该怎样温情啊我不太会啊

456
00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:04,600
哼哼

457
00:26:05,050 --> 00:26:06,450
啊你10我0吗

458
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,366
哎那也不是不行那可以吧

459
00:26:13,850 --> 00:26:16,333
聊些日常一点的嗨呀

460
00:26:18,133 --> 00:26:19,849
我不想不太出来

461
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,966
我想想呢

462
00:26:25,766 --> 00:26:28,249
该酷酷了你有点急了吧你

463
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:29,050
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

464
00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:36,166
哎呦想不太出来我觉得我觉着我觉着

465
00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:51,650
OK

466
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,533
哭你个大头鬼呀

467
00:27:00,283 --> 00:27:01,199
确实

468
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,000
ugh

469
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,883
你看你们这个

470
00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:12,000
你看你们这个傻逼样子对不起对不起

471
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,683
你看你们这个样子主播能跟你们讲嗯

472
00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:16,649
温情的吗

473
00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:20,133
你们你们能能温情起来吗

474
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,800
啊我说开导一下第一个弹幕是倒

475
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,733
第二个是开哭回旋

476
00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:27,966
第三个弹幕是不倒

477
00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:30,399
第四个弹幕是哭哭鸣来了

478
00:27:30,766 --> 00:27:33,933
你要我怎么跟你温情我请问呢

479
00:27:33,933 --> 00:27:37,533
我还说你们你们7我3 啊

480
00:27:37,683 --> 00:27:39,049
我说错了吗

481
00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:40,683
我说错了吗

482
00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:48,733
嗯

483
00:27:48,883 --> 00:27:52,849
你说你就说这个责任划分有没有问题

484
00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:56,366
我说你们951都都没问题吧啊

485
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,200
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

486
00:28:04,133 --> 00:28:04,933
hm

487
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,450
好凶啊那这个弹幕有问题啊

488
00:28:10,450 --> 00:28:12,766
我们弹幕挺有毛病的我觉得

489
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:15,800
haha

490
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,050
啊

491
00:28:24,566 --> 00:28:25,366
嗯

492
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,450
我骚皮逗我开心那别人

493
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:30,133
那个

494
00:28:30,133 --> 00:28:31,599
那你女朋友上啊

495
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,250
不是我但是我不是说我女

496
00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:35,400
我是你女朋友我只是举个例子

497
00:28:35,850 --> 00:28:37,733
别人伤心的时候让你安慰你

498
00:28:37,733 --> 00:28:39,966
就你的安慰就是把他逗笑吗

499
00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:45,199
但其实伤心的时候是需要开导的

500
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,566
哈哈哈是需要

501
00:28:47,766 --> 00:28:50,766
先安慰掉他不好的情绪再逗他开心

502
00:28:50,766 --> 00:28:51,566
而不是

503
00:28:51,766 --> 00:28:54,683
无视他伤心的情绪直接逗他开心

504
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,600
sure

505
00:28:58,083 --> 00:28:58,883
hmm

506
00:29:01,966 --> 00:29:02,766
hm

507
00:29:06,733 --> 00:29:08,133
当然不是了

508
00:29:08,566 --> 00:29:10,849
你当然要听他把伤心的事情说完

509
00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:13,133
然后安慰完之后再逗他开心啊

510
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,333
你们上半辈子到底是怎么在度过的呀

511
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:26,050
hmm

512
00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:27,799
怎么这么懂

513
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,650
几个小女友有没有可能我是女的呢

514
00:29:30,933 --> 00:29:33,649
有没有可能我是女的呢

515
00:29:50,850 --> 00:29:51,650
ha ha

516
00:30:03,933 --> 00:30:04,733
哎呦

517
00:30:09,733 --> 00:30:11,049
中午好

518
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:27,133
哎

519
00:30:27,850 --> 00:30:28,850
主播的手好

520
00:30:28,850 --> 00:30:30,450
长主播是超模

521
00:30:30,966 --> 00:30:32,399
你比不了的

522
00:30:35,283 --> 00:30:36,733
嗯嗯嗯

523
00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:40,250
谢谢帕瓦达的粉丝灯牌

524
00:30:41,366 --> 00:30:44,533
那我走了那我再见啊再见大家

525
00:30:45,283 --> 00:30:48,083
大家没什么温情的话好说的了因为

526
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,933
润了润了

527
00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:00,966
hmm

528
00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:06,249
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

529
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,733
那你们温情一下呢

530
00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:12,366
那你们温情一下

531
00:31:12,366 --> 00:31:13,166
我看看

532
00:31:13,883 --> 00:31:15,133
我看你们温情一下

533
00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:19,249
快快快我看看呢我先先先模拟一下

534
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,966
还有半小时为什么呢

535
00:31:38,283 --> 00:31:40,766
啊直播间的电台很好吗 OK

536
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:45,049
还行吧多喝热水的滚啊热水狗滚

537
00:31:54,850 --> 00:31:55,650
嗯

538
00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:58,333
天冷了记得添衣服也还行吧

539
00:31:58,566 --> 00:32:00,733
你就没有关心到实质上

540
00:32:03,933 --> 00:32:08,966
哈哈哈少喝冷水哈哈嗯

541
00:32:11,566 --> 00:32:13,399
再看看啊嗯

542
00:32:19,050 --> 00:32:20,283
哎呀

543
00:32:21,450 --> 00:32:22,483
哈哈哈

544
00:32:25,883 --> 00:32:28,766
AC卡审核了你说什么怪东西了

545
00:32:28,766 --> 00:32:29,566
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

546
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:31,733
不是

547
00:32:31,733 --> 00:32:34,249
那你永远都只会那一件套

548
00:32:34,450 --> 00:32:36,566
你甚至不是三件套你就是一件套

549
00:32:36,566 --> 00:32:38,199
你就只会多喝热水

550
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,999
永远都是多喝热水

551
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:48,050
嗯

552
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,533
什么东西啊仙女皮裤的s c

553
00:32:57,483 --> 00:32:58,849
啥呀

554
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:03,600
嗯

555
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,166
不会以为这个s c很温暖吧

556
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,450
咳咳咳嗯

557
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,800
ah

558
00:33:17,050 --> 00:33:17,733
sure

559
00:33:17,733 --> 00:33:18,933
受不了了

560
00:33:18,933 --> 00:33:19,966
哈哈哈

561
00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:23,566
我受不了了我受不了你们

562
00:33:23,683 --> 00:33:24,483
嗯

563
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,000
nope

564
00:33:34,133 --> 00:33:34,999
咳咳咳

565
00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:36,883
咳

566
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,000
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

567
00:33:40,933 --> 00:33:41,733
哎

568
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,566
我水呢

569
00:34:09,050 --> 00:34:09,533
不是

570
00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:11,399
你都哎呦

571
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,450
不是温暖不是说你爱个什么

572
00:34:15,766 --> 00:34:17,133
他一整天就可以的

573
00:34:17,133 --> 00:34:17,933
 OK

574
00:34:22,566 --> 00:34:23,366
oh

575
00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:24,733
怎么还在

576
00:34:24,733 --> 00:34:26,133
多喝热水啊

577
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,566
没别的活了是吧

578
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,200
咳咳

579
00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:48,766
哈哈哈哈

580
00:34:51,566 --> 00:34:52,366
嗯

581
00:34:53,733 --> 00:34:56,566
哎呀你们的哎呦

582
00:34:56,566 --> 00:34:57,366
啊

583
00:34:58,133 --> 00:35:00,166
咳咳咳咳咳咳咳

584
00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:02,450
咳

585
00:35:18,050 --> 00:35:20,000
也算也不是不行吧但是

586
00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:23,399
也可以说点更深层次的懂吗

587
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,083
你的温暖就永远

588
00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:28,799
停留在身体的表面吗啊

589
00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:35,166
um

590
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,683
哎呀这嗓子怎么回事呢

591
00:35:56,850 --> 00:35:59,250
谢谢超超可爱的戒指的颜色

592
00:35:59,850 --> 00:36:01,600
啊我该起床了

593
00:36:02,533 --> 00:36:03,649
再喝点水

594
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,250
噔噔噔噔噔

595
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,766
这不就喝水了吗

596
00:36:31,766 --> 00:36:33,333
那我喝的是凉水

597
00:36:36,533 --> 00:36:38,483
谢谢超可爱的戒指的s c

598
00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:40,599
很温暖的s c

599
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,333
嗯

600
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:42,249
行吧

601
00:36:50,966 --> 00:36:52,999
听猫给我舔舔手

602
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:57,449
能听到声音了吗

603
00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:15,400
这为什么要o m g啊

604
00:37:32,366 --> 00:37:33,766
猫猫的舌头好粗糙

605
00:37:33,766 --> 00:37:36,366
我试着呢因为他舌头上有倒刺

606
00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:39,166
正好

607
00:37:46,683 --> 00:37:49,333
佳佳比比饼干脆温情确实饼干脆p

608
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:50,283
我没有啊

609
00:37:50,883 --> 00:37:53,533
抱着猫都都比大家嗯

610
00:37:53,533 --> 00:37:54,599
温暖一些

611
00:37:55,850 --> 00:37:56,166
谢谢

612
00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:58,199
某资源的粉丝团灯牌

613
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,000
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

614
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,333
啊谢谢你明哥的暖暖爱意

615
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,933
谢谢你哦

616
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,883
暖一下是吧

617
00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:22,083
满了2%吧

618
00:38:28,533 --> 00:38:29,766
干嘛开始掉毛了吗

619
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:32,166
猫不是一年四季都在掉毛毛吗

620
00:38:37,450 --> 00:38:40,650
他现在在来他现在在给自己舔毛了

621
00:38:42,733 --> 00:38:43,999
咕叽咕叽的

622
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,650
在假冒舔毛那个口水音咕叽咕叽的

623
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:51,883
听得到吗

624
00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:03,166
啊意思是还要送50个为什么

625
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,483
太可爱了

626
00:39:13,566 --> 00:39:14,366
念到了

627
00:39:15,450 --> 00:39:17,800
但是他有的时候舔脸的时候真的很痛

628
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,600
很痛

629
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,533
哎呀40分钟了不能再播了走了走了

630
00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:36,050
boo boo boo

631
00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:38,400
boo boo boo嗯

632
00:39:45,533 --> 00:39:46,366
啊别走嘛

633
00:39:46,366 --> 00:39:48,566
那你们还有什么想跟我说的吗

634
00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:50,766
怎么可以呃

635
00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:53,050
听大家说一下

636
00:39:53,483 --> 00:39:54,599
听你们说一下

637
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,400
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

638
00:40:03,483 --> 00:40:04,283
嗯

639
00:40:06,683 --> 00:40:07,083
还

640
00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:08,249
在热水

641
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,600
哎

642
00:40:16,533 --> 00:40:17,366
天呐

643
00:40:17,566 --> 00:40:19,766
你们就没有别的话题吗

644
00:40:21,766 --> 00:40:23,249
饼干碎不是人精

645
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,766
人精两个前女友吗

646
00:40:24,766 --> 00:40:26,566
你们每天在聊什么啊你们

647
00:40:26,566 --> 00:40:28,966
谈恋爱的时候每天都在多喝热水

648
00:40:28,966 --> 00:40:30,333
多穿衣服吗

649
00:40:30,683 --> 00:40:31,483
啊

650
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,000
不是人俊两个前女友吗大家

651
00:40:40,450 --> 00:40:41,250
cool

652
00:40:48,050 --> 00:40:49,450
现在为什么是前女友了吗

653
00:40:49,450 --> 00:40:51,200
那你为那你如果一直这样的话

654
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,733
你是怎么交到那个前女友的呢

655
00:40:53,766 --> 00:40:55,683
他为什么愿意跟你在一起呢

656
00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:00,566
哈

657
00:41:00,566 --> 00:41:02,399
我不是你女朋友了不起

658
00:41:03,566 --> 00:41:04,366
哎

659
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:08,566
come

660
00:41:15,283 --> 00:41:16,199
啊

661
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,800
我要吐了

662
00:41:18,766 --> 00:41:19,799
长得帅哎

663
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,883
自拍发到主播的呃私信里看看

664
00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:24,533
哼

665
00:41:24,766 --> 00:41:26,166
自拍发一下

666
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:29,800
sure

667
00:41:30,883 --> 00:41:33,166
哪来那么多长得帅的

668
00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:43,449
在一起因为多喝热水

669
00:41:43,450 --> 00:41:45,400
分手也是因为多喝热水啊

670
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,533
在一起的时候他以为你很温暖来着

671
00:41:47,533 --> 00:41:49,166
结果发现在一起之后你

672
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,650
你其实还是只会说这一句话

673
00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:55,883
cool

674
00:41:58,166 --> 00:42:00,733
吴彦祖永远都是吴彦祖是谁

675
00:42:00,733 --> 00:42:02,966
哪个人来没别的活了是吧

676
00:42:02,966 --> 00:42:04,999
永远逮着吴彦祖嚎

677
00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:06,883
谁都说自己像吴彦祖

678
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,166
服了气了

679
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,166
咳咳

680
00:42:16,933 --> 00:42:18,133
都吃布洛芬

681
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:20,933
那

682
00:42:20,933 --> 00:42:21,883
那别人

683
00:42:22,533 --> 00:42:24,449
那什么生理期之外呢

684
00:42:24,450 --> 00:42:25,166
你就没有

685
00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:27,599
没有变的话可以安安慰了是吧

686
00:42:30,366 --> 00:42:31,683
哎你看你看

687
00:42:31,733 --> 00:42:34,483
除了彭于晏就是吴彦祖有没有别的

688
00:42:34,850 --> 00:42:38,366
连连连撒谎这方面都这么没活

689
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,683
不是吴彦祖就是彭于晏

690
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:42,850
没别的吗

691
00:42:42,850 --> 00:42:44,166
啊没别的吗

692
00:42:49,766 --> 00:42:50,083
too

693
00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:50,883
um

694
00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:57,333
haha

695
00:43:00,766 --> 00:43:01,966
哈哈哈

696
00:43:02,883 --> 00:43:03,683
哈

697
00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:25,649
太太太不诚实了

698
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,333
太不诚实了大家只能说

699
00:43:32,533 --> 00:43:33,733
那就这样吧

700
00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:35,399
反正大家

701
00:43:35,933 --> 00:43:37,966
反正我想说的也说完了

702
00:43:37,966 --> 00:43:39,999
大家想说的也说完了

703
00:43:40,366 --> 00:43:42,283
大家也只会这几句话

704
00:43:48,683 --> 00:43:49,733
大伙都这么帅

705
00:43:49,733 --> 00:43:53,133
羡慕了你们搁这互相演是吧

706
00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:55,966
什么夸夸群互相夸是吧

707
00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:59,083
你还真信了呀

708
00:44:02,650 --> 00:44:04,133
啊还有好多话想说吗

709
00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:06,566
说一说啊今天又电台吗

710
00:44:06,566 --> 00:44:08,199
就是我也想说主播

711
00:44:08,283 --> 00:44:11,333
老电台这个主播真的是有毛病

712
00:44:15,850 --> 00:44:16,650
哼哼哼

713
00:44:18,850 --> 00:44:19,650
hmm

714
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,283
中午吃什么

715
00:44:23,283 --> 00:44:24,599
我还没想好

716
00:44:27,050 --> 00:44:29,366
我还没想好呢

717
00:44:39,966 --> 00:44:40,966
电台很有趣

718
00:44:40,966 --> 00:44:43,449
哎呀我感觉跟直播是一样的呀

719
00:44:43,450 --> 00:44:44,800
你们觉得呢

720
00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:46,800
电台跟直播

721
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,933
电台跟正常直播不是一样的吗

722
00:44:54,050 --> 00:44:54,850
uh huh

723
00:44:59,766 --> 00:45:00,999
外卖也要盲盒

724
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,050
那点到的应该是什么烂菜叶

725
00:45:03,050 --> 00:45:06,333
子什么什么不新鲜的臭猪肉吧

726
00:45:12,083 --> 00:45:14,799
但是我觉得电台我说的是直播的内容

727
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,733
直播的呃大概的整个内容是跟

728
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,049
平时是一样的

729
00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,800
你们说的不一样就是声音不一样对吧

730
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,600
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

731
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:28,483
对吧

732
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,683
对吧对吧

733
00:45:34,533 --> 00:45:35,333
OK

734
00:45:35,683 --> 00:45:37,849
哎呦你别舔被子呀

735
00:45:38,366 --> 00:45:40,283
是不是猪啊

736
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,133
是不是小猪

737
00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:51,999
嗯表现的状态也不一样

738
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,933
反正我感觉就是声音的不同

739
00:45:54,050 --> 00:45:55,966
我说的内容都是一样的

740
00:45:58,450 --> 00:45:59,683
别抓我头发

741
00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:01,599
他老是抓我头发

742
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,600
大家我头发一头一动他就抓我头发

743
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,400
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

744
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:09,133
变装

745
00:46:11,933 --> 00:46:12,733
hmm

746
00:46:16,933 --> 00:46:19,249
I反正你们说的就是声音的不一样

747
00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:21,166
反正不是直播内容的不一样

748
00:46:21,166 --> 00:46:23,166
对吧对吧对吧对吧

749
00:46:25,933 --> 00:46:27,166
哎呦

750
00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:29,366
哈哈哈

751
00:46:29,366 --> 00:46:31,649
我不敢动了哈哈

752
00:46:31,733 --> 00:46:33,199
我不敢动了

753
00:46:45,483 --> 00:46:46,283
huh

754
00:46:49,050 --> 00:46:50,683
哎你好烦呢

755
00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:03,000
抓掉过吗

756
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,850
应该是抓不掉的他抓的是发尾呢

757
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,450
猫后喷口水吗

758
00:47:09,883 --> 00:47:11,366
只是在警告他

759
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,400
他

760
00:47:16,650 --> 00:47:17,450
他

761
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,933
他太沉迷了他根本顾不上我在吼他

762
00:47:26,450 --> 00:47:27,250
嗯

763
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,683
没有哎我的猫没有故意在床上尿尿过

764
00:47:31,966 --> 00:47:33,533
很乖的

765
00:47:38,283 --> 00:47:39,599
啊但是有一次我

766
00:47:39,766 --> 00:47:42,366
就是我洗澡他老是会那个什么

767
00:47:42,683 --> 00:47:44,333
哎呀我不知道你们能不能想象

768
00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:47,166
总之我们家厕所他可以翻进来

769
00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:49,733
就我洗澡他老是翻进来

770
00:47:49,733 --> 00:47:50,849
然后我也觉得很烦

771
00:47:50,850 --> 00:47:51,883
然后又会把他身

772
00:47:51,883 --> 00:47:53,049
上弄得很湿

773
00:47:53,166 --> 00:47:53,966
然后

774
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:56,533
有一次我就把它关在我的房间里面

775
00:47:56,650 --> 00:48:00,600
然后就去洗澡去了大概洗了40分钟

776
00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:05,483
啊然后啊你们的猫不知道吗

777
00:48:05,483 --> 00:48:07,999
上厕所它也会悄悄翻进来啊

778
00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:13,249
哎然后有次把它关在房间关了40分钟

779
00:48:14,283 --> 00:48:15,599
嗯关了40分钟

780
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,883
然后回然后洗完澡回到房间床

781
00:48:19,133 --> 00:48:21,166
然后床上一坨大便

782
00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:24,966
枯死但是也没有办法怪他

783
00:48:24,966 --> 00:48:26,766
确实是我的问题

784
00:48:33,883 --> 00:48:34,683
hi

785
00:48:35,966 --> 00:48:39,283
在的我没想到三四十分钟他都憋不了

786
00:48:39,566 --> 00:48:41,566
猫这么弱吗

787
00:48:41,683 --> 00:48:44,966
那又不是鸟鸟不是才憋不了吗

788
00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:46,449
猫也这样

789
00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:48,999
他不是抱负他就是想上厕所

790
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,483
然后房间里没有厕所

791
00:48:50,566 --> 00:48:52,733
因为他的厕所在那个客厅

792
00:48:52,733 --> 00:48:53,649
那个时候

793
00:48:53,850 --> 00:48:57,250
就就就想拉大便就只能拉在床上

794
00:48:57,533 --> 00:49:00,166
我我进房间的时候他还在那个屎旁边

795
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,333
在那埋呢

796
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,400
他想扒拉点东西埋哈哈哈他没东西埋

797
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:09,800
哼

798
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,683
真不是故意的就是想上厕所憋不住了

799
00:49:18,483 --> 00:49:20,166
小猫哪懂什么报复啊

800
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:21,483
我我觉得我就

801
00:49:21,483 --> 00:49:23,333
我觉得我猫应该不懂报复

802
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,366
一节课的时间我憋得住你憋不住吗

803
00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:30,283
那你要去看一下膀胱能力了

804
00:49:30,283 --> 00:49:30,566
怎么

805
00:49:30,566 --> 00:49:33,366
怎么会有人半小时40分钟都憋不住啊

806
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,966
没有扒拉到啊但他只是在那虚空白

807
00:49:42,883 --> 00:49:45,933
不是吧你们半小时40分钟都憋不住

808
00:49:49,450 --> 00:49:50,766
啊怎么又想说怪话呢

809
00:49:50,766 --> 00:49:51,883
怪不得你们看的那种

810
00:49:51,883 --> 00:49:53,883
倒数都只有倒数10秒钟

811
00:49:55,533 --> 00:49:56,333
咳咳

812
00:50:02,450 --> 00:50:04,566
没抹匀啊他没有扒拉到

813
00:50:13,933 --> 00:50:14,733
thank you

814
00:50:16,683 --> 00:50:17,483
oh

815
00:50:22,483 --> 00:50:25,366
啊所以说是我的问题吗哎呦

816
00:50:25,966 --> 00:50:28,199
就只有这一次是我的问题

817
00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:29,883
那你们要这样给我记住

818
00:50:29,883 --> 00:50:31,599
下次我也给你们记住

819
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:32,533
你们很牛吗

820
00:50:32,533 --> 00:50:34,566
那只是我没有给你们记住罢了

821
00:50:37,733 --> 00:50:39,049
质疑饼干脆没有40分钟那

822
00:50:39,050 --> 00:50:42,566
你们铁没有40分钟啊我还用质疑吗

823
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,166
啊你看这下就是他说怪话了吧

824
00:50:45,166 --> 00:50:46,049
我哪有质疑

825
00:50:46,050 --> 00:50:49,083
饼干脆没有40分钟那不是铁没有吗

826
00:50:49,166 --> 00:50:50,333
哈哈哈哈

827
00:50:50,933 --> 00:50:52,083
笑死

828
00:50:59,366 --> 00:51:01,399
怎么办你从1,800开始倒数

829
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,083
1,800是多少分钟啊

830
00:51:03,883 --> 00:51:04,966
30分钟啊

831
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:06,966
我没有我算错了

832
00:51:07,050 --> 00:51:10,166
3分钟那也就是啊也就3分钟

833
00:51:11,050 --> 00:51:13,050
哦不对30分钟吗

834
00:51:13,283 --> 00:51:15,399
那那你是有点做梦了

835
00:51:15,966 --> 00:51:16,766
嗯

836
00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:18,883
我念出来就是我在说怪话了

837
00:51:18,883 --> 00:51:20,883
那他就是在说怪话

838
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,966
哈哈对不起那算错了

839
00:51:26,533 --> 00:51:27,333
嗯

840
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,000
咳咳咳

841
00:51:30,166 --> 00:51:31,366
咳咳

842
00:51:35,083 --> 00:51:37,249
不是你们到底对这个有没有

843
00:51:37,450 --> 00:51:38,600
一定的概念啊

844
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,600
你知道中国男生平均是多少分钟吗

845
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,733
啊从1万8开始倒数吗

846
00:51:46,283 --> 00:51:47,083
呃

847
00:51:48,133 --> 00:51:49,399
呃呃

848
00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:51,333
呃那个什么呢呃

849
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,050
那个什么e b早点去治只能说

850
00:51:55,450 --> 00:51:56,050
说说

851
00:51:56,050 --> 00:51:58,683
我忘记了反正也就几分钟吧

852
00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:02,250
怎么可能2小时啊

853
00:52:04,366 --> 00:52:06,566
哎你们说的越久越像那种不行

854
00:52:06,566 --> 00:52:08,199
然后偏要说自己行

855
00:52:16,566 --> 00:52:19,399
啊清爽别太用力嘛好的好的谢谢

856
00:52:22,450 --> 00:52:24,133
反正也就几分钟哈哈哈

857
00:52:24,133 --> 00:52:27,683
不行别讲这个话题了这是我只是说

858
00:52:28,050 --> 00:52:28,850
嗯

859
00:52:29,733 --> 00:52:30,883
求知欲很强

860
00:52:31,366 --> 00:52:31,933
哎呀

861
00:52:31,933 --> 00:52:34,083
不知道啊这种这不就是那种新闻吗

862
00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:35,249
就看一下

863
00:52:36,883 --> 00:52:39,883
40分钟属于互相折磨了呃好吧

864
00:52:40,166 --> 00:52:41,766
只能说嗯

865
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,883
如果这样能够安慰到你的话

866
00:52:52,566 --> 00:52:54,966
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

867
00:53:00,483 --> 00:53:01,283
haha

868
00:53:07,650 --> 00:53:08,450
嗯嗯

869
00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:16,449
我不知道啊

870
00:53:16,450 --> 00:53:18,850
但是我只是觉得你们啊

871
00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:20,883
啊

872
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,600
啊怎么说的是看笑话

873
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,733
不像的什么东西

874
00:53:29,650 --> 00:53:31,800
啊主播说的是吃饭的时间啊

875
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,166
吃饭吃多久

876
00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:42,366
New Year有喝水了有喝水了

877
00:53:42,366 --> 00:53:44,449
刚才已经喝了很多水了

878
00:53:46,883 --> 00:53:48,566
大家真的是空调的问题吗

879
00:53:48,566 --> 00:53:51,166
但是我觉得我一直都是这样的

880
00:53:51,166 --> 00:53:52,533
一直都是起来

881
00:53:52,566 --> 00:53:54,683
然后嗓子也很哑然后嗓子

882
00:53:54,683 --> 00:53:56,883
也很很很很不干净

883
00:54:04,566 --> 00:54:05,733
噔噔噔噔噔

884
00:54:10,283 --> 00:54:11,683
为什么是空调

885
00:54:14,733 --> 00:54:15,649
真的吗

886
00:54:18,450 --> 00:54:19,283
哎呦

887
00:54:19,733 --> 00:54:21,599
但是加湿器感觉

888
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,850
纯净水纯净水就是饮水机的水吗

889
00:54:26,483 --> 00:54:29,083
就是感觉加湿器是不是很占地方

890
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,000
好像我现在嘴巴是挺干的

891
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,850
嘣嘣嘣嘣

892
00:54:39,683 --> 00:54:41,083
开空调哪里受得了啊

893
00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:42,733
我早都开始开空调了

894
00:54:42,850 --> 00:54:45,966
大概从10月多少就开始开空调了

895
00:54:46,766 --> 00:54:47,566
啊

896
00:54:47,966 --> 00:54:50,399
四川也开空调吗你看不起谁呢

897
00:54:50,683 --> 00:54:52,083
四川很冷的

898
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:57,483
进不进来

899
00:54:59,483 --> 00:55:00,283
倾听

900
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:05,800
huh

901
00:55:06,766 --> 00:55:08,133
sure OK OK

902
00:55:12,450 --> 00:55:14,166
我是怕了怎么办

903
00:55:14,850 --> 00:55:17,800
没有我在邀请我的猫进我的被窝

904
00:55:26,966 --> 00:55:28,083
10月啊

905
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:29,600
时不时看一下

906
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,933
被我妈抓住的话就不能看

907
00:55:32,733 --> 00:55:34,533
有的时候我只是想少穿一点

908
00:55:34,533 --> 00:55:35,766
不想穿太厚

909
00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:38,849
谢谢嚣张美兔的粉丝团灯牌呀

910
00:55:41,050 --> 00:55:41,850
哎呦

911
00:55:46,533 --> 00:55:47,533
嘣嘣嘣嘣

912
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,133
什么又来一个小雷

913
00:55:50,683 --> 00:55:52,083
太舒服了

914
00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:54,966
这他的那个什么毛茸茸的

915
00:55:54,966 --> 00:55:57,999
然后那个什么蹭到我的腿就是很舒服

916
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,933
我靠我的猫我的猫的毛真的太舒服了

917
00:56:05,766 --> 00:56:06,566
huh

918
00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:10,199
谢谢为木本心的粉丝灯牌呀

919
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,200
咳咳

920
00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:20,199
新进直播间的大家把关注点一点

921
00:56:20,283 --> 00:56:22,333
粉丝团点一点

922
00:56:24,533 --> 00:56:26,933
毛茸茸的大腿我说的是猫毛茸茸的

923
00:56:26,933 --> 00:56:27,733
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

924
00:56:32,483 --> 00:56:33,599
谢谢虚假的木村

925
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,283
同在的小花花

926
00:56:41,683 --> 00:56:42,966
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

927
00:56:45,566 --> 00:56:47,849
怎么是我睡吗没有最近

928
00:56:48,050 --> 00:56:49,733
穿个t恤睡

929
00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:54,366
穿个长一点的t恤

930
00:56:54,850 --> 00:56:57,966
感觉会暖和一点要不然太冷了

931
00:56:58,050 --> 00:56:59,600
起床太困难了

932
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,333
如果裸睡的话起床很困难的

933
00:57:08,850 --> 00:57:09,650
hmm

934
00:57:11,766 --> 00:57:14,733
谢谢觉觉觉觉子的粉丝团灯牌

935
00:57:18,966 --> 00:57:20,566
这着火了啊

936
00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:24,650
就穿t恤也要着火哼

937
00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:25,650
哎呀

938
00:57:26,933 --> 00:57:28,483
这么直播间还能说什么

939
00:57:28,483 --> 00:57:30,566
我就说你们951呀

940
00:57:31,650 --> 00:57:32,566
谢谢橘橘橘

941
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:34,050
子的打call哦

942
00:57:34,283 --> 00:57:35,483
谢谢你

943
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,400
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

944
00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:43,650
hmm

945
00:57:52,966 --> 00:57:53,766
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

946
00:58:00,933 --> 00:58:02,366
是阳光下面的佳佳

947
00:58:02,366 --> 00:58:04,333
只能说你们太敏感了吧

948
00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:09,283
这电台那么多人看

949
00:58:09,283 --> 00:58:12,566
我不知道这些人到底是哪里来的

950
00:58:12,566 --> 00:58:14,333
平时也不来看我的直播

951
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:16,283
主播一电台就来了

952
00:58:16,483 --> 00:58:17,599
奇了怪了

953
00:58:18,850 --> 00:58:20,483
有啥区别吗

954
00:58:21,566 --> 00:58:24,133
跟平时的直播也没有区别啊

955
00:58:30,683 --> 00:58:32,849
那有的时候e d有的时候敏感

956
00:58:32,850 --> 00:58:33,966
那是你别急

957
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,166
呃敏感的时候也只

958
00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:39,366
也只能听倒数10秒的视频啊

959
00:58:39,366 --> 00:58:40,933
总而言之大家

960
00:58:52,533 --> 00:58:53,799
哼哼哼哼

961
00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:57,166
因为中午别的微不播

962
00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:59,483
但是我感觉昨天晚上电台人也

963
00:58:59,483 --> 00:59:01,999
也人也比平时多挺多的

964
00:59:14,166 --> 00:59:15,333
倒数20秒

965
00:59:15,933 --> 00:59:18,966
啊对不起笑出声来了

966
00:59:19,966 --> 00:59:20,799
谢谢莎莎

967
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,283
莎莎福林的粉丝团灯牌

968
00:59:25,483 --> 00:59:26,566
boom不不不

969
00:59:28,133 --> 00:59:30,966
谢谢13和0的小花花

970
00:59:38,483 --> 00:59:39,283
哼

971
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:40,933
啊

972
00:59:40,933 --> 00:59:42,449
为什么又是问号啊

973
00:59:47,133 --> 00:59:47,849
just

974
00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:51,450
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

975
00:59:58,083 --> 00:59:59,399
哎呦喂

976
01:00:00,366 --> 01:00:01,166
啊

977
01:00:05,933 --> 01:00:07,399
这么到点确实到这

978
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,600
不是我是觉得只要是电台

979
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,050
人就比平时多的感觉

980
01:00:12,050 --> 01:00:13,883
不管什么时候的电台

981
01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:15,533
你们有觉得吗

982
01:00:17,283 --> 01:00:19,199
哼哼哼

983
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:21,966
我的猫

984
01:00:21,966 --> 01:00:25,649
他现在在我的被子里趴着我的腿睡觉

985
01:00:25,766 --> 01:00:27,049
趴趴着趴

986
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:30,966
横跨在我的脚上睡觉不脚踝

987
01:00:34,083 --> 01:00:34,883
哼

988
01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:37,733
毛茸茸的

989
01:00:43,250 --> 01:00:45,933
the噔噔噔噔噔哼

990
01:00:48,483 --> 01:00:49,999
电台互动的人多了吗

991
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,683
那这是什么原理呢那电台都不能动

992
01:00:52,683 --> 01:00:53,799
还有人互动

993
01:00:54,333 --> 01:00:57,166
不是我的意思是电台我的人都不能多

994
01:01:11,566 --> 01:01:12,366
huh

995
01:01:16,283 --> 01:01:17,083
boom

996
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:27,733
hmm

997
01:01:33,050 --> 01:01:34,133
哒哒哒哒

998
01:01:35,933 --> 01:01:36,483
没有啊

999
01:01:36,483 --> 01:01:38,649
但是我感觉电台发弹幕的人也会

1000
01:01:38,650 --> 01:01:39,600
多一些

1001
01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:02,049
我觉得我平时跟大家也没啥距离啊

1002
01:02:04,766 --> 01:02:05,566
哈喽

1003
01:02:05,566 --> 01:02:07,049
大家好

1004
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:09,683
我看弹幕的时间更多了

1005
01:02:09,683 --> 01:02:12,133
我平眼时间不是也一直看弹幕的吗

1006
01:02:16,966 --> 01:02:17,766
come

1007
01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:25,883
咳咳

1008
01:02:45,483 --> 01:02:46,333
你好你好啊

1009
01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:49,133
这里是那个什么呃税及银行

1010
01:02:49,133 --> 01:02:51,366
您有那个什么呃

1011
01:02:51,650 --> 01:02:53,883
400万的那个什么免

1012
01:02:53,933 --> 01:02:55,933
免免利息可贷款

1013
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,850
请问您要进行贷款吗

1014
01:03:07,533 --> 01:03:08,333
hmm

1015
01:03:17,133 --> 01:03:19,133
哈哈哈哈

1016
01:03:20,733 --> 01:03:21,683
因为我不太熟

1017
01:03:22,283 --> 01:03:25,533
哎呦人家是刚上岗的

1018
01:03:27,166 --> 01:03:28,283
400万

1019
01:03:28,650 --> 01:03:30,683
白送你啊不是

1020
01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:33,333
只是借给你罢了

1021
01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:37,966
哎呀播一小时本来说播5分钟呢

1022
01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:41,966
cool

1023
01:03:48,933 --> 01:03:52,599
您在这里没有存款呢取什么款呢

1024
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,366
要还的那不然呢

1025
01:03:59,533 --> 01:04:00,333
huh

1026
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,650
刚上岗就给400万

1027
01:04:05,650 --> 01:04:07,850
那不是借给你们又不是我借

1028
01:04:11,766 --> 01:04:14,399
谁跟你说主播的5分钟就是1小时起步

1029
01:04:14,566 --> 01:04:17,083
那好吧那主播的5分钟是1小时起步

1030
01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:20,049
但大家的5分钟到底具体是多少秒

1031
01:04:20,050 --> 01:04:21,283
我就不好说了

1032
01:04:23,533 --> 01:04:24,333
you

1033
01:04:24,366 --> 01:04:25,566
服务请按脚

1034
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,650
滴滴滴滴

1035
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:29,766
啊喂你好

1036
01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:31,166
这里是小翠

1037
01:04:34,766 --> 01:04:35,566
哼

1038
01:04:36,933 --> 01:04:37,799
啊对不起

1039
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,566
主播又说怪话了我错了我错了不说了

1040
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:43,400
听怪话含量有点高了

1041
01:04:44,250 --> 01:04:47,650
大家喜欢听怪话不是吧其实我感觉

1042
01:04:56,533 --> 01:04:57,333
咳咳

1043
01:05:01,933 --> 01:05:02,649
哼

1044
01:05:02,650 --> 01:05:04,800
有没有不喜欢怪话的

1045
01:05:07,566 --> 01:05:08,683
喜欢我

1046
01:05:08,683 --> 01:05:09,483
嘻嘻

1047
01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:16,000
哈哈哈哈哈哈

1048
01:05:17,050 --> 01:05:18,850
很不健全很讨厌

1049
01:05:18,850 --> 01:05:20,283
为什么这么哈

1050
01:05:20,766 --> 01:05:22,249
哈哈

1051
01:05:24,733 --> 01:05:27,766
你以后能也这么跟你的女朋友说吗

1052
01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:29,850
很不欠钱很讨厌

1053
01:05:29,966 --> 01:05:33,733
人家不开心了不欠钱的东西人家不要

1054
01:05:33,733 --> 01:05:35,083
人家不开心了

1055
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,333
不健全不喜欢真的假的

1056
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:46,450
哎呀调侃一下大家罢了

1057
01:05:51,133 --> 01:05:51,933
hmm

1058
01:06:02,566 --> 01:06:03,249
sure

1059
01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:06,000
嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣

1060
01:06:11,566 --> 01:06:12,533
拿捏一下

1061
01:06:12,650 --> 01:06:13,533
嗯

1062
01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:16,366
就是欺负一下大家吧

1063
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,566
当然说不定也是真的

1064
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,450
说不定

1065
01:06:20,683 --> 01:06:21,999
是吃屎的呢

1066
01:06:27,766 --> 01:06:28,566
huh

1067
01:06:32,766 --> 01:06:34,566
你挑战20分钟不说怪话

1068
01:06:34,566 --> 01:06:36,449
我说怪话的比率没有那么比例

1069
01:06:36,450 --> 01:06:37,800
没有那么高好吗

1070
01:06:38,133 --> 01:06:39,883
只是偶尔那什么

1071
01:06:40,566 --> 01:06:42,083
调侃一下罢了

1072
01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:43,850
又没有一直说

1073
01:06:43,933 --> 01:06:44,733
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1074
01:07:06,733 --> 01:07:08,399
啦啦啦啦啦

1075
01:07:12,283 --> 01:07:14,483
感觉不如20分钟倒数挑战

1076
01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:15,883
呃

1077
01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:18,766
呃神经病吧

1078
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:22,966
而且我觉得

1079
01:07:23,283 --> 01:07:24,399
哎算了

1080
01:07:27,533 --> 01:07:29,133
为什么会有人喜欢看这种啊

1081
01:07:29,133 --> 01:07:30,683
真搞不懂你们男生

1082
01:07:33,933 --> 01:07:35,566
搞不懂你们男的

1083
01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:42,849
pop啊不能

1084
01:07:42,933 --> 01:07:45,283
嗯还没吃呢

1085
01:07:45,733 --> 01:07:48,366
待会起了床再考虑呢

1086
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:51,883
yeah

1087
01:07:51,883 --> 01:07:53,933
啊2点了

1088
01:07:54,533 --> 01:07:57,166
你看现在已经播了1.0一个小时08分

1089
01:07:57,166 --> 01:07:58,766
今晚上就不播了

1090
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:01,166
啊

1091
01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:04,166
我看一下有没有回我消息啊没有

1092
01:08:07,650 --> 01:08:10,250
吃完饭就3点了不可能吧

1093
01:08:10,483 --> 01:08:11,283
嗯

1094
01:08:12,966 --> 01:08:13,766
哼

1095
01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:17,050
hmm

1096
01:08:20,483 --> 01:08:23,283
时间都去哪了

1097
01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:24,933
嗯

1098
01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:27,883
被窝怎么耐久啊我想问呢

1099
01:08:28,766 --> 01:08:30,333
啊不算KPI啊

1100
01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:32,933
怕你不知道主播根本不care KPI啊

1101
01:08:33,050 --> 01:08:34,766
KPI太好完成了

1102
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,050
我干完了吗

1103
01:08:39,050 --> 01:08:40,166
那倒没有

1104
01:08:44,883 --> 01:08:48,049
i'msorry no i'm not sorry

1105
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:56,333
yeah

1106
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,133
舒服

1107
01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:00,333
躺在床上24小时

1108
01:09:01,133 --> 01:09:03,999
身上都要生疮了到时候

1109
01:09:09,333 --> 01:09:10,966
我想想我要吃什么呢

1110
01:09:11,283 --> 01:09:14,283
我想吃点很好吃的东西啊

1111
01:09:14,366 --> 01:09:17,849
很好吃很好吃的东西

1112
01:09:18,050 --> 01:09:20,366
但是我想不起来

1113
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,000
哼

1114
01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:30,333
爸爸爸爸爸爸

1115
01:09:31,566 --> 01:09:33,333
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

1116
01:09:37,883 --> 01:09:39,483
妈妈妈妈

1117
01:09:40,283 --> 01:09:42,966
妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈

1118
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,250
妈妈妈妈

1119
01:09:46,133 --> 01:09:46,933
OK

1120
01:09:49,483 --> 01:09:50,283
huh

1121
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:54,200
秀秀

1122
01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:57,133
我妈不在家呀

1123
01:10:00,733 --> 01:10:02,649
我吃什么呢

1124
01:10:03,050 --> 01:10:04,733
大家中午啊

1125
01:10:04,733 --> 01:10:07,283
你们一般想吃点好吃的的话会点什么

1126
01:10:07,283 --> 01:10:08,199
外卖啊

1127
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:14,000
妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈

1128
01:10:14,733 --> 01:10:16,683
谢谢贝尔妮妮齐明德

1129
01:10:16,933 --> 01:10:19,483
啊不对那是谁啊哦是你

1130
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:22,566
谢谢贝尔妮妮齐明德粉丝灯牌

1131
01:10:25,166 --> 01:10:27,566
妹妹哎呦都吃腻了

1132
01:10:28,050 --> 01:10:30,133
妈妈妈妈妈

1133
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:31,400
妈

1134
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,850
一个人吃火锅也太可怜了

1135
01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:37,000
受不了一个人吃

1136
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:40,650
那一个人吃顶多只能点3个菜吧感觉

1137
01:10:45,133 --> 01:10:48,333
哎呀我现在起床谢谢童装里的情书啊

1138
01:10:48,366 --> 01:10:51,133
现在起床弄的话就太久了

1139
01:10:51,133 --> 01:10:53,283
现在弄好饭都几点了

1140
01:10:55,683 --> 01:10:56,999
哈哈哈哈

1141
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,050
哎呀

1142
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:02,050
田鸡哎呦不知道是什么东西

1143
01:11:02,050 --> 01:11:03,683
好像没怎么治过

1144
01:11:05,533 --> 01:11:06,883
现在还老是待在被窝里面

1145
01:11:06,883 --> 01:11:08,766
应该已经在我的脚上睡着了吧

1146
01:11:08,766 --> 01:11:09,999
他好久没动了

1147
01:11:12,450 --> 01:11:14,283
应该已经睡死了maybe

1148
01:11:16,883 --> 01:11:18,333
这吃晚饭吗现在吃了

1149
01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:19,399
可能晚上

1150
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,366
八九点饿八九点才会饿了

1151
01:11:27,933 --> 01:11:28,733
ugh

1152
01:11:30,450 --> 01:11:31,450
田鸡好吃吗

1153
01:11:31,450 --> 01:11:33,533
但是感觉听起来是那种

1154
01:11:33,533 --> 01:11:35,483
是不是那种类似于烤鸡

1155
01:11:35,566 --> 01:11:38,199
然后他的皮是白白的那种我不太喜欢

1156
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:43,483
yeah

1157
01:11:43,483 --> 01:11:45,733
啊谢谢大笨蛋的星河入梦啊

1158
01:11:45,733 --> 01:11:47,566
大笨蛋送这么多礼物啊

1159
01:11:47,933 --> 01:11:51,449
这个这个这个月不是业绩比较好

1160
01:11:51,566 --> 01:11:52,366
嗯

1161
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,333
这一早上毫无食欲啊

1162
01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:59,483
那我一般来说来说不会这样

1163
01:11:59,850 --> 01:12:02,450
我去我还是会想吃东西的

1164
01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:05,883
啊田鸡就是你娃吗

1165
01:12:06,083 --> 01:12:07,166
啊真的吗

1166
01:12:07,166 --> 01:12:08,566
哈哈哈

1167
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,850
是吗哈哈哈哈

1168
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:14,800
哈哈

1169
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,483
哈

1170
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,133
哎呦我感觉好像我我知道

1171
01:12:19,133 --> 01:12:21,166
但是为什么我又不知道了呢哈

1172
01:12:21,566 --> 01:12:22,399
哈哈

1173
01:12:22,683 --> 01:12:24,333
我以为是田里的鸡呢

1174
01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:26,566
我以为类似于田鼠

1175
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:31,166
不敢吃确实确实我能理解我感觉他

1176
01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:33,533
牛蛙长得很像人体对吧

1177
01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:35,083
嗯

1178
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:39,766
他的身体很吓人他还有手指

1179
01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:44,733
啊问候我

1180
01:12:44,733 --> 01:12:45,483
问候我

1181
01:12:45,483 --> 01:12:46,883
好吧哦

1182
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:49,966
哭都懒得哭了

1183
01:12:51,366 --> 01:12:53,799
已经懒得在大家面前装可怜了

1184
01:12:54,366 --> 01:12:56,649
腻了玩腻了

1185
01:12:57,166 --> 01:12:57,966
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1186
01:13:05,450 --> 01:13:07,533
啊经常也有呢嗯

1187
01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,333
也有道理呢

1188
01:13:10,083 --> 01:13:12,199
反正感觉牛蛙还挺可怕的

1189
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:14,250
我我反正我能明白有的人

1190
01:13:14,450 --> 01:13:16,800
像我这有的朋友他们也不吃牛蛙

1191
01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:21,733
你像我的有的朋友也不吃牛蛙来着

1192
01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,566
这么好的牛蛙真的很好吃

1193
01:13:25,566 --> 01:13:29,283
是呢而且牛蛙还我我我自己吃的但是

1194
01:13:29,533 --> 01:13:32,966
嗯买回家自己弄的话有点恐怖

1195
01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:37,083
他还有皮什么的有点吓人哼

1196
01:13:40,450 --> 01:13:42,366
当然那那那那那

1197
01:13:42,366 --> 01:13:44,133
而且牛蛙很很很

1198
01:13:44,566 --> 01:13:46,799
那个什么热量很低来着

1199
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,133
可以减肥的

1200
01:13:51,766 --> 01:13:53,366
妈妈妈妈妈

1201
01:13:53,766 --> 01:13:55,399
妈妈妈

1202
01:13:55,933 --> 01:13:58,366
妈妈妈妈妈妈妈

1203
01:14:02,366 --> 01:14:05,449
好不吃牛蛙的人生是不完整的

1204
01:14:08,650 --> 01:14:10,533
这么夸张吗

1205
01:14:20,333 --> 01:14:20,849
哼

1206
01:14:20,850 --> 01:14:22,483
那牛蛙没有太那个什么

1207
01:14:22,483 --> 01:14:24,999
而且牛蛙自己去买来做很便宜的

1208
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,766
我和我妈两个人吃两只牛蛙就可以的

1209
01:14:27,766 --> 01:14:28,733
一般来说

1210
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:32,283
我妈两个人买两只牛蛙就够吃了

1211
01:14:32,566 --> 01:14:35,399
两只吗这么想想感觉两只好少

1212
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:37,133
但是好像真的是两只啊

1213
01:14:37,650 --> 01:14:39,166
两只还是三只啊

1214
01:14:39,250 --> 01:14:40,050
嗯

1215
01:14:42,166 --> 01:14:42,966
哼

1216
01:14:43,283 --> 01:14:45,933
就很便宜而且我妈也弄得很好吃

1217
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:50,600
所以不想不想不想不想点外卖点

1218
01:14:51,566 --> 01:14:52,533
两只还不够你三亚

1219
01:14:52,566 --> 01:14:54,399
真的吗哎你说的我也怀疑起来了

1220
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:56,050
我也感觉两只好少啊

1221
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:59,083
这种感觉好像我妈上次就只买了两只

1222
01:14:59,566 --> 01:15:01,649
然后我们两个差不多也够吃

1223
01:15:07,650 --> 01:15:09,133
你吃6个

1224
01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:11,083
我操什么肥猪

1225
01:15:11,083 --> 01:15:12,199
你们的牛蛙跟我

1226
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:14,600
想象中的牛蛙长得不一样大吗

1227
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:16,800
你们牛蛙是很小很小吗

1228
01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:22,766
这个

1229
01:15:22,766 --> 01:15:24,883
等我妈今天回来我一定要问问他

1230
01:15:24,883 --> 01:15:27,366
我也觉得现在想想觉得2只很少啊

1231
01:15:27,450 --> 01:15:29,650
那可能是3只吧我也不知道

1232
01:15:36,933 --> 01:15:38,649
爸爸爸爸妈妈妈

1233
01:15:39,766 --> 01:15:41,933
半个拳头大小啊

1234
01:15:41,933 --> 01:15:43,649
你们的牛蛙是半个拳头大小吗

1235
01:15:43,650 --> 01:15:45,400
那我们跟你们不一样吧

1236
01:15:46,133 --> 01:15:47,083
我想想

1237
01:15:52,133 --> 01:15:53,566
那不可能半个拳头的

1238
01:15:53,566 --> 01:15:54,966
不可能半个拳头的

1239
01:15:56,766 --> 01:15:58,649
不可能半个拳头啊我觉得

1240
01:16:00,883 --> 01:16:03,533
对啊肯定跟拳头差不多大吧

1241
01:16:03,533 --> 01:16:04,333
我觉得

1242
01:16:04,733 --> 01:16:06,649
除非你的手巨大的话

1243
01:16:15,650 --> 01:16:17,650
一个手掌张开那么大吗

1244
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,250
我也觉得但是

1245
01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:22,083
是是呃一是那个时候

1246
01:16:22,133 --> 01:16:23,733
把手那个合并起来

1247
01:16:23,733 --> 01:16:26,249
就是敬礼的那个姿势那么大吧

1248
01:16:26,483 --> 01:16:28,366
两只那就这样

1249
01:16:28,733 --> 01:16:31,883
从指尖到到手掌根这么大

1250
01:16:33,733 --> 01:16:34,533
嗯

1251
01:16:38,483 --> 01:16:40,399
是吧你们这也是这么大的吗

1252
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,283
我妈回来我一定要问问他

1253
01:16:42,283 --> 01:16:43,849
可能是我记错了呀

1254
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,449
我就说再问问

1255
01:16:45,483 --> 01:16:46,933
哎呀但是你爸爸说吃牛啊

1256
01:16:46,933 --> 01:16:48,733
我也不会吃的很多因为

1257
01:16:49,566 --> 01:16:50,366
hmm

1258
01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:54,133
这样吗

1259
01:16:54,133 --> 01:16:55,199
是的呢

1260
01:16:57,933 --> 01:16:58,733
ah

1261
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:01,483
huh

1262
01:17:01,483 --> 01:17:02,649
啊呜

1263
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,250
你们吃的牛蛙有牛蛙皮吗

1264
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:12,083
下午好下午好

1265
01:17:15,683 --> 01:17:17,799
农村牛蛙有牛蛙皮吗

1266
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:25,933
没有吗有的话你们会不会害怕

1267
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:26,800
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1268
01:17:32,850 --> 01:17:34,050
应该没有吗

1269
01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:39,449
这东西不能吃吗

1270
01:17:39,450 --> 01:17:43,733
那那大家平时也有猪皮鸡皮都会吃呀

1271
01:17:43,966 --> 01:17:44,766
是吧

1272
01:17:46,133 --> 01:17:47,166
有寄生虫

1273
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,250
那如果批有寄生虫的话

1274
01:17:49,250 --> 01:17:50,683
那只牛蛙应该也有

1275
01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:52,400
寄生虫吧

1276
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,083
皮这么差

1277
01:17:56,683 --> 01:17:58,566
装什么可爱呢

1278
01:18:03,933 --> 01:18:06,883
啊鸡皮也不吃

1279
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:10,400
真的假的我觉得鸡皮还挺好吃的来着

1280
01:18:10,450 --> 01:18:13,050
那种烧烤不是有那种鸡皮吗

1281
01:18:15,966 --> 01:18:16,249
do you

1282
01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:17,883
汪汪汪汪

1283
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:20,366
汪汪汪汪汪

1284
01:18:21,850 --> 01:18:24,883
床单的果树黄了没有啊

1285
01:18:25,283 --> 01:18:26,683
没有呀

1286
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:28,000
OK

1287
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:33,133
鸡皮除了烤对也不好吃吗

1288
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:34,050
嗯

1289
01:18:34,733 --> 01:18:37,483
但是我觉得没有鸡皮的话就是纯瘦肉

1290
01:18:37,683 --> 01:18:38,483
感觉

1291
01:18:38,883 --> 01:18:41,933
啊一般见到的皮都是康杰的真的假的

1292
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:48,166
那你如果吃那种什么鸡肉只有鸡肉

1293
01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:49,683
肉只有他的那个瘦肉

1294
01:18:49,683 --> 01:18:51,566
没有鸡皮的话我就感觉很

1295
01:18:52,366 --> 01:18:54,449
反正我不喜欢吃纯瘦肉的

1296
01:18:54,883 --> 01:18:56,799
就我喜欢吃排骨也是这个原因

1297
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:57,933
因为他有那个

1298
01:18:57,966 --> 01:18:58,966
他有他有

1299
01:18:59,450 --> 01:19:00,933
那个那个什么

1300
01:19:00,933 --> 01:19:04,083
他有一个那种皮而不是纯瘦肉

1301
01:19:06,966 --> 01:19:07,649
哇我的肚子

1302
01:19:07,650 --> 01:19:09,366
叫的好大声你们有听到吗

1303
01:19:09,366 --> 01:19:10,366
应该没有啊

1304
01:19:10,883 --> 01:19:12,366
哇哦

1305
01:19:20,966 --> 01:19:21,449
纯瘦的

1306
01:19:21,450 --> 01:19:22,366
感觉吃的很柴

1307
01:19:22,366 --> 01:19:24,399
对对对对对对对

1308
01:19:26,333 --> 01:19:26,966
白果有皮吗

1309
01:19:26,966 --> 01:19:29,366
有啊他有那个连结的那种

1310
01:19:30,133 --> 01:19:30,933
哼

1311
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,250
现在已经没得叫了

1312
01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:35,000
什么再叫一个啊我跟他我跟他说一下

1313
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,883
喂喂喂你再叫一下

1314
01:19:37,650 --> 01:19:39,566
我吃提花吗我不吃

1315
01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:42,050
对对对金馍

1316
01:19:43,483 --> 01:19:44,283
hmm

1317
01:19:49,850 --> 01:19:53,000
我要掐什么我要掐什么

1318
01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:54,733
我要我要我要

1319
01:19:54,733 --> 01:19:56,366
我要掐什么

1320
01:19:56,883 --> 01:20:00,333
我要掐什么我要掐什么

1321
01:20:07,533 --> 01:20:09,849
好吧那是寂寞就是寂寞吧

1322
01:20:13,683 --> 01:20:16,449
什么叫剥好了就没有人来救你

1323
01:20:16,450 --> 01:20:18,083
什么霸道总裁

1324
01:20:18,533 --> 01:20:19,333
哼

1325
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:21,200
OK

1326
01:20:28,166 --> 01:20:29,449
饼干碎

1327
01:20:34,166 --> 01:20:34,966
外面

1328
01:20:35,083 --> 01:20:35,766
吃

1329
01:20:35,766 --> 01:20:38,849
掐排骨他说外卖点那个的话就感觉

1330
01:20:39,050 --> 01:20:40,933
还没有自己做的好吃

1331
01:20:41,133 --> 01:20:42,733
就不想点

1332
01:20:43,566 --> 01:20:46,049
感觉跟自己做的区别很大

1333
01:20:49,366 --> 01:20:51,333
还不如自己做的好吃

1334
01:20:51,683 --> 01:20:53,049
但是自己做的话

1335
01:20:53,050 --> 01:20:55,083
又要做到很久以后去了

1336
01:20:55,083 --> 01:20:57,199
嘻嘻嘻

1337
01:21:03,166 --> 01:21:06,249
那我自己做你好凶啊

1338
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:09,166
那你自己做啊

1339
01:21:09,483 --> 01:21:12,566
好凶我受不了了

1340
01:21:18,883 --> 01:21:22,683
好难过啊啊啊

1341
01:21:24,050 --> 01:21:24,850
OK

1342
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:33,533
hope

1343
01:21:33,533 --> 01:21:34,883
好难过

1344
01:21:36,450 --> 01:21:38,850
又在装哈哈哈

1345
01:21:39,283 --> 01:21:41,449
这对我就是这个态度吗

1346
01:21:43,850 --> 01:21:44,650
cool

1347
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,450
面条了哎呦

1348
01:21:48,933 --> 01:21:51,599
我最近老是吃面条什么的

1349
01:21:53,366 --> 01:21:56,449
假哭技术下降我只是懒得罢了

1350
01:21:56,766 --> 01:21:58,333
如果有人求我的话

1351
01:21:58,450 --> 01:22:00,683
我可以再给你们展示一下

1352
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,000
你说我还挺会假哭的吧

1353
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:08,366
只是懒得给你们表现最好的自己罢了

1354
01:22:15,566 --> 01:22:16,366
咳

1355
01:22:18,650 --> 01:22:19,450
咳咳

1356
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:24,800
谢谢千话万遍是的粉丝团灯牌

1357
01:22:24,850 --> 01:22:25,650
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1358
01:22:28,566 --> 01:22:29,566
求求我

1359
01:22:29,566 --> 01:22:31,133
哈哈哈

1360
01:22:31,933 --> 01:22:32,733
哈嗯

1361
01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:35,599
嗯嗯

1362
01:22:35,650 --> 01:22:37,600
说点好听的再求求啊

1363
01:22:38,683 --> 01:22:40,799
主播可以连麦吗不可以不可以

1364
01:22:40,933 --> 01:22:42,533
你待会连麦骂我怎么办

1365
01:22:42,533 --> 01:22:44,799
我害怕主播承受不了这些的

1366
01:22:45,050 --> 01:22:46,733
到时候你凶我的话主播

1367
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:48,200
真的要嚎啕大哭

1368
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,166
主播是玻璃心啊主

1369
01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:51,649
播是高攻低防

1370
01:22:51,966 --> 01:22:54,166
呃攻击性很强但是

1371
01:22:54,333 --> 01:22:57,966
呃承受攻击的能力很很很弱

1372
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:05,000
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1373
01:23:12,650 --> 01:23:14,000
什么主播哭的好可爱

1374
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,133
还没开始哭呢你就可爱

1375
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:18,966
我很脆弱

1376
01:23:18,966 --> 01:23:21,083
对对对别伤害我

1377
01:23:22,733 --> 01:23:25,133
主播的心是玻璃做的

1378
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:34,766
像有的嗯弹幕比较过分的那种

1379
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,600
还有嗯

1380
01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:42,766
嗯私信比较过分的那种还有那种就是

1381
01:23:45,366 --> 01:23:46,999
哇肚子叫的好大声

1382
01:23:47,966 --> 01:23:49,933
还有那种嗯

1383
01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:52,199
给我发了私信我回了之后

1384
01:23:52,283 --> 01:23:54,083
然后就不回我的那种

1385
01:23:54,083 --> 01:23:56,883
很多这种人啊很多只能说很多

1386
01:23:56,966 --> 01:23:59,133
让主播做最后一个说话的人的

1387
01:23:59,133 --> 01:24:01,399
这种主播都是狠狠的

1388
01:24:01,683 --> 01:24:03,483
记住狠狠的黑屁

1389
01:24:05,733 --> 01:24:06,533
huh

1390
01:24:12,083 --> 01:24:12,649
怎么还在

1391
01:24:12,650 --> 01:24:13,166
多喝热水

1392
01:24:13,166 --> 01:24:16,449
我要把这个字这四个字给办了

1393
01:24:16,450 --> 01:24:17,883
给办了

1394
01:24:19,966 --> 01:24:20,733
要吃点东西吗

1395
01:24:20,733 --> 01:24:22,933
还没有想好吃什么主要是

1396
01:24:23,683 --> 01:24:25,283
该吃东西了

1397
01:24:25,283 --> 01:24:29,199
确实别急别急别急别急别急

1398
01:24:29,566 --> 01:24:30,366
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1399
01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:35,050
uh huh

1400
01:24:38,683 --> 01:24:39,766
gono no no no

1401
01:24:44,366 --> 01:24:46,933
没活了是吧还在喝热水

1402
01:24:47,133 --> 01:24:47,933
嗯

1403
01:24:52,683 --> 01:24:53,283
touch

1404
01:24:53,283 --> 01:24:54,966
什么别急别急

1405
01:24:55,766 --> 01:24:56,566
哼

1406
01:24:58,766 --> 01:25:01,966
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

1407
01:25:06,466 --> 01:25:07,666
假装带刺

1408
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,466
先安慰他一下

1409
01:25:20,033 --> 01:25:21,916
爸爸爸爸妈

1410
01:25:22,866 --> 01:25:23,066
不

1411
01:25:23,066 --> 01:25:23,866
不不不

1412
01:25:38,350 --> 01:25:39,150
嗯

1413
01:25:45,950 --> 01:25:47,666
噔噔噔噔噔

1414
01:25:49,266 --> 01:25:50,833
啊走了走了走了哎呀

1415
01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:52,116
播了一个半小时

1416
01:25:52,116 --> 01:25:54,066
相当于两个小时了你哭哭呢

1417
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:55,666
你还惦记你哭哭呢

1418
01:25:55,716 --> 01:25:58,116
我这不是都把话题转移走了吗

1419
01:26:01,316 --> 01:26:02,433
uh啊

1420
01:26:02,666 --> 01:26:04,199
哎呀车到尽

1421
01:26:04,266 --> 01:26:05,066
了

1422
01:26:05,833 --> 01:26:06,633
哎

1423
01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:12,466
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1424
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:16,400
嗯

1425
01:26:18,266 --> 01:26:20,233
那给大家凑到一个半小时

1426
01:26:20,233 --> 01:26:22,199
然后就相当于是两个小时

1427
01:26:22,233 --> 01:26:24,066
然后今天就不用播了

1428
01:26:26,066 --> 01:26:26,799
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

1429
01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:31,066
要外卖的走哎呦啊哎呦啊哎呦想不出

1430
01:26:32,866 --> 01:26:35,633
哪来那么多人想听刷牙哎呀

1431
01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:37,866
没必要的啊没必要的

1432
01:26:37,866 --> 01:26:40,349
就刷牙不知道有什么破好听的

1433
01:26:48,116 --> 01:26:51,433
I讲真的吗哎我也不知道再说吧哦

1434
01:26:52,550 --> 01:26:53,350
哦

1435
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:58,916
还有好多事情没做还有好多个没学

1436
01:26:59,466 --> 01:27:01,316
呃哭

1437
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:10,833
but拜拜饼干脆

1438
01:27:17,516 --> 01:27:20,749
摆了你就这么黑屏主播的是吧

1439
01:27:23,233 --> 01:27:25,116
干嘛了就掰了呀

1440
01:27:28,550 --> 01:27:31,000
昨天我也是这么说那昨天我这么说了

1441
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,150
那我后来晚上不是电台了

1442
01:27:33,150 --> 01:27:34,916
多少个小时啊

1443
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:36,800
哼

1444
01:27:38,866 --> 01:27:41,033
你就这么欺负我吧

1445
01:27:41,150 --> 01:27:46,550
总有一天我攒够了失望就走就离开

1446
01:27:51,950 --> 01:27:52,750
哈哈

1447
01:27:52,750 --> 01:27:56,316
哈嗯好难过

1448
01:27:58,516 --> 01:27:59,716
又哭了

1449
01:28:01,116 --> 01:28:03,199
啊是想让我买了吗

1450
01:28:03,266 --> 01:28:05,916
那你感觉说的很像在说我

1451
01:28:09,866 --> 01:28:12,033
can you喵喵喵喵喵

1452
01:28:12,916 --> 01:28:13,716
哼

1453
01:28:23,116 --> 01:28:26,866
嘟嘟嘟嘟

1454
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,033
嘟嘟

1455
01:28:30,116 --> 01:28:30,916
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

1456
01:28:33,550 --> 01:28:34,350
uh huh

1457
01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:39,716
i know i m sorry i didn t catch your name earlier

1458
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:43,433
来连个麦喂喂你好啊你好你好啊

1459
01:28:43,433 --> 01:28:45,516
我想问的第一个问题是呃

1460
01:28:45,516 --> 01:28:46,866
距离上一次连麦

1461
01:28:46,866 --> 01:28:48,716
你最近的心境啊

1462
01:28:48,716 --> 01:28:52,749
对自己的心境有什么变化吗请回答

1463
01:28:57,950 --> 01:28:59,866
啊什么啊号是抽奖

1464
01:29:00,516 --> 01:29:01,316
嗯

1465
01:29:01,433 --> 01:29:02,666
啊你好你好

1466
01:29:10,316 --> 01:29:11,116
hmm

1467
01:29:16,866 --> 01:29:19,066
哎用户回吧哈哈哈

1468
01:29:20,316 --> 01:29:24,266
啊为什么可以你申请连麦啊好恐怖啊

1469
01:29:25,033 --> 01:29:27,999
为什么可以大家给我申请连麦啊

1470
01:29:28,266 --> 01:29:30,466
啊我以为只能我主动

1471
01:29:31,633 --> 01:29:33,916
不是大家也可以主动弄的吗

1472
01:29:35,833 --> 01:29:37,149
酷8一

1473
01:29:40,116 --> 01:29:40,916
哼

1474
01:29:41,266 --> 01:29:45,316
真的吗不知道的呀真的假的

1475
01:29:46,833 --> 01:29:49,266
还有这样的我以为

1476
01:29:50,233 --> 01:29:52,866
我上次功能没关哎我看看呢

1477
01:29:52,950 --> 01:29:55,400
不会吧我瞅瞅

1478
01:29:57,466 --> 01:29:58,833
嗯在哪来着

1479
01:30:00,350 --> 01:30:02,200
等一下我得找一下

1480
01:30:05,466 --> 01:30:08,749
啊等一下我再看看我还我还没找着呢

1481
01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:11,350
现在哪来着

1482
01:30:11,716 --> 01:30:13,399
我找不着了

1483
01:30:14,666 --> 01:30:16,349
哦原来我可以静音

1484
01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:20,233
我可以静音啊

1485
01:30:20,233 --> 01:30:22,516
原来我找着了这个我找着了

1486
01:30:22,866 --> 01:30:26,916
妈妈的啊怎么真有申请连麦的呀

1487
01:30:27,266 --> 01:30:30,349
等一下我还没找着在哪关闭

1488
01:30:30,750 --> 01:30:32,600
啊上次在哪啊来着

1489
01:30:33,550 --> 01:30:34,350
啊

1490
01:30:35,066 --> 01:30:38,799
不是还真我还真开启了连麦就是

1491
01:30:39,150 --> 01:30:40,950
哎呀别吓我

1492
01:30:41,066 --> 01:30:44,916
哈哈哈有一种

1493
01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:47,716
有一种被开合的恐怖感

1494
01:30:47,716 --> 01:30:48,716
不是他怎么能

1495
01:30:48,716 --> 01:30:51,199
上次我打开之后他就默认打开啊

1496
01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:53,600
这当然是一次是一次的呀

1497
01:30:55,400 --> 01:31:00,233
别打了哈哈哈好恐怖啊

1498
01:31:01,750 --> 01:31:02,550
哼

1499
01:31:03,433 --> 01:31:05,116
不是他怎么能这样啊

1500
01:31:05,150 --> 01:31:08,666
那肯定是那肯定是我我上一次

1501
01:31:09,033 --> 01:31:10,149
哎呀

1502
01:31:11,266 --> 01:31:13,666
那肯定是我上一次那个什么了

1503
01:31:13,666 --> 01:31:16,516
而且他还没有见他还没有拒绝见

1504
01:31:17,433 --> 01:31:18,916
他还没有拒绝接

1505
01:31:20,350 --> 01:31:22,950
我怎么不接你电话好恐怖好地雷

1506
01:31:23,033 --> 01:31:25,466
哈哈哈好地雷

1507
01:31:28,833 --> 01:31:29,633
ugh

1508
01:31:30,233 --> 01:31:31,116
好恐怖

1509
01:31:33,466 --> 01:31:34,266
你怎么好

1510
01:31:34,266 --> 01:31:36,149
为什么不接我电话为什么不接我电话

1511
01:31:36,150 --> 01:31:37,466
感觉好恐怖啊

1512
01:31:40,866 --> 01:31:41,666
哼

1513
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:44,800
怎么哎他为什么会这样呢

1514
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:45,600
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1515
01:31:47,116 --> 01:31:49,066
哈哈哈什么跳跳

1516
01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:51,433
哈哈哈

1517
01:31:51,550 --> 01:31:54,400
啊我看看你们的功力啊开始开始

1518
01:31:55,550 --> 01:31:56,433
啊

1519
01:31:58,466 --> 01:32:00,316
OK不是啊

1520
01:32:00,516 --> 01:32:02,599
不是说每天都要打3个小时电话吗

1521
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:04,316
为什么不接因为你今天进了

1522
01:32:04,316 --> 01:32:05,466
别人的直播间

1523
01:32:10,116 --> 01:32:11,433
啊你是送外卖的吗

1524
01:32:11,433 --> 01:32:14,266
我都不是跟你说了吗别打电话把

1525
01:32:14,433 --> 01:32:16,466
把外卖放在门口就行了

1526
01:32:18,150 --> 01:32:18,950
哼

1527
01:32:29,350 --> 01:32:30,866
噔噔噔噔呢

1528
01:32:32,033 --> 01:32:32,916
啦啦啦

1529
01:32:33,800 --> 01:32:34,600
哎呦

1530
01:32:35,466 --> 01:32:36,833
啦啦啦啦啦

1531
01:32:38,116 --> 01:32:38,916
哼

1532
01:32:39,516 --> 01:32:42,033
快点费事道夫那我拒收一下

1533
01:32:42,033 --> 01:32:42,833
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1534
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:50,800
hmm

1535
01:32:55,833 --> 01:32:57,599
go go go抱抱抱抱

1536
01:33:01,350 --> 01:33:04,066
谢谢风霜已经精准制的AC

1537
01:33:04,116 --> 01:33:04,949
为什么不接我电话

1538
01:33:04,950 --> 01:33:06,266
是不喜欢我了还是讨厌我了

1539
01:33:06,266 --> 01:33:07,749
还是你有别的喜欢的人了

1540
01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:08,800
为什么不是我

1541
01:33:09,033 --> 01:33:09,866
呃

1542
01:33:10,916 --> 01:33:11,716
呃

1543
01:33:12,666 --> 01:33:13,516
呃

1544
01:33:17,633 --> 01:33:18,666
昨天晚上我的直播

1545
01:33:18,666 --> 01:33:20,199
你也没有第一时间点进来吧

1546
01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:21,316
明明我发了动态的

1547
01:33:21,316 --> 01:33:22,833
为什么要第一时间点进来呢

1548
01:33:22,833 --> 01:33:23,633
你在干嘛呢

1549
01:33:23,633 --> 01:33:24,749
你在看谁呢

1550
01:33:25,666 --> 01:33:27,833
中途你也有去看别人吧为什么呢

1551
01:33:27,833 --> 01:33:30,149
是哪里做错了吗是我哪里不有趣吗

1552
01:33:31,550 --> 01:33:33,666
说我直播内容哪里不吸引到你了吗

1553
01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:34,750
为什么呢

1554
01:33:42,033 --> 01:33:42,833
huh

1555
01:33:46,716 --> 01:33:49,599
起床原来你对我的爱也战

1556
01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:51,550
战胜不了困意是吧

1557
01:33:58,866 --> 01:33:59,999
to我们臭脚

1558
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:03,550
1米9只有帅哥啊1米81米8就行了

1559
01:34:03,550 --> 01:34:05,466
1米9太高了

1560
01:34:05,950 --> 01:34:06,600
也不是

1561
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:09,316
就没多少人能长到1米9吧我感觉

1562
01:34:12,266 --> 01:34:13,066
cool

1563
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:21,716
好了好了我要起床了

1564
01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:32,316
你家烧水盖了我得去关一下

1565
01:34:35,550 --> 01:34:39,233
什么1米99两个主播高啊你去死啊

1566
01:34:40,233 --> 01:34:42,116
黑皮不打草稿是吧

1567
01:34:47,350 --> 01:34:49,716
嗯我昨天晚上在尝试

1568
01:34:49,916 --> 01:34:52,316
学那个什么电动牙刷的声音来着

1569
01:34:52,433 --> 01:34:53,633
本来学的挺像的

1570
01:34:53,633 --> 01:34:55,833
但是现在有点想不起来了

1571
01:34:56,150 --> 01:34:57,266
嗯嗯

1572
01:34:58,266 --> 01:34:59,949
嗯不行这样不太像

1573
01:35:00,550 --> 01:35:01,600
嗯

1574
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:12,916
是不是有点像

1575
01:35:14,116 --> 01:35:17,433
我可能现在躺着气不太够

1576
01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:22,950
不是啊是电动牙刷的声音不像吗

1577
01:35:27,716 --> 01:35:29,066
哪里像蚊子啊

1578
01:35:33,466 --> 01:35:35,116
可以学个剃须刀的声音吗

1579
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:37,950
哦那我弄了啊谢谢千

1580
01:35:37,950 --> 01:35:40,066
话万遍似的金掌

1581
01:35:40,666 --> 01:35:43,116
谢谢你啊谢谢你

1582
01:35:45,266 --> 01:35:46,349
哪里下那么多

1583
01:35:46,600 --> 01:35:47,400
等一下

1584
01:35:48,116 --> 01:35:49,433
我在想啊啊

1585
01:35:52,116 --> 01:35:54,033
这这个东西辅助一下

1586
01:35:55,716 --> 01:35:57,433
嗯啊哎呀

1587
01:35:57,666 --> 01:36:00,949
我先调整一下麦克风测试一下啊

1588
01:36:02,316 --> 01:36:03,799
不太像嗯

1589
01:36:04,066 --> 01:36:05,149
哎呀不太像

1590
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:07,000
嗯

1591
01:36:10,150 --> 01:36:11,466
不耐热啊

1592
01:36:13,033 --> 01:36:13,833
嗯

1593
01:36:24,633 --> 01:36:29,066
啊不这样吗电动牙刷不就这个事吗

1594
01:36:29,716 --> 01:36:31,349
啊

1595
01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:35,916
嘿嘿不叫蚊子啊蚊子是

1596
01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:38,600
啊

1597
01:36:43,716 --> 01:36:45,066
猫都起来了你看

1598
01:36:46,633 --> 01:36:49,749
我猫都听到这个声音起来了

1599
01:36:54,316 --> 01:36:56,599
爸爸爸爸爸爸爸

1600
01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:08,550
那我出门了拜拜拜拜

1601
01:37:10,516 --> 01:37:11,599
拜拜

1602
01:37:14,316 --> 01:37:17,066
yes sir啊你们也都在床上吗

1603
01:37:17,066 --> 01:37:19,316
真的假的什么死肥猪啊

1604
01:37:20,066 --> 01:37:21,999
全都躺在床上是吧

1605
01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:26,350
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1606
01:37:26,350 --> 01:37:27,550
真受不了

1607
01:37:37,550 --> 01:37:39,750
哈哈哈哈哈

1608
01:37:41,550 --> 01:37:43,833
哎呦嗯

1609
01:37:44,150 --> 01:37:45,950
那主播现在正在工作啊

1610
01:37:46,033 --> 01:37:47,799
那我在工作你们呢

1611
01:37:47,833 --> 01:37:49,716
我在直播我在工作

1612
01:37:49,716 --> 01:37:51,749
你呢你在玩

1613
01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:53,800
你在看直播

1614
01:37:54,266 --> 01:37:55,866
我是工作的

1615
01:37:55,916 --> 01:37:57,749
你是你是

1616
01:37:58,033 --> 01:38:00,999
你是在玩你是在躺着玩

1617
01:38:01,950 --> 01:38:04,233
我这是工作呢

1618
01:38:04,466 --> 01:38:08,399
啊你在陪主播工作吗哈哈那好吧

1619
01:38:10,866 --> 01:38:11,666
哼

1620
01:38:12,433 --> 01:38:16,316
那么看呢别走啊不准走

1621
01:38:18,833 --> 01:38:21,116
不行不行不行不行不行不行

1622
01:38:25,516 --> 01:38:29,116
嗯在工作呢周六还工作的吗

1623
01:38:30,916 --> 01:38:31,949
嘎嘎嘎嘎

1624
01:38:35,916 --> 01:38:36,716
huh

1625
01:38:38,633 --> 01:38:41,599
好是我错了大家别走

1626
01:38:45,716 --> 01:38:47,116
什么破声音

1627
01:38:59,666 --> 01:39:01,599
大家的小花花呢

1628
01:39:05,716 --> 01:39:08,399
别闹我的妈真的吗

1629
01:39:10,200 --> 01:39:11,000
haha

1630
01:39:16,750 --> 01:39:20,116
现在见面要和英语送一个小花花

1631
01:39:23,266 --> 01:39:25,033
多哭点就原谅我嗯

1632
01:39:26,150 --> 01:39:28,350
怎么又回到这个话题了

1633
01:39:30,116 --> 01:39:33,799
润了润了走了走了拜拜了拜拜了

1634
01:40:01,550 --> 01:40:03,150
那再聊一分钟吧

1635
01:40:04,916 --> 01:40:06,466
晚上真不播吗

1636
01:40:06,466 --> 01:40:08,433
真的真的我

1637
01:40:08,666 --> 01:40:10,716
真的真的我

1638
01:40:11,066 --> 01:40:13,866
所以说快趁着主播还在的时候

1639
01:40:14,550 --> 01:40:18,350
多多给主播发点弹幕多夸夸主播

1640
01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:21,316
主播说不定心情很好的话

1641
01:40:21,666 --> 01:40:22,916
多播一会会

1642
01:40:24,466 --> 01:40:26,349
切好吃的告白桦树

1643
01:40:26,433 --> 01:40:28,916
谢谢你谢谢你哦

1644
01:40:35,316 --> 01:40:36,833
不知道快快

1645
01:40:36,916 --> 01:40:38,716
哎呦哈哈哈

1646
01:40:41,033 --> 01:40:43,316
你真棒夸夸你怎么感觉

1647
01:40:44,316 --> 01:40:46,116
真的真的真的真的

1648
01:40:46,266 --> 01:40:49,916
喂喂明哥睡今天晚上不直播哦

1649
01:40:49,916 --> 01:40:52,399
我说的是真的真的真的哦

1650
01:40:52,400 --> 01:40:53,200
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1651
01:41:00,750 --> 01:41:04,066
啊谢谢9可爱你们的提多

1652
01:41:04,800 --> 01:41:06,150
谢谢谢你

1653
01:41:08,433 --> 01:41:11,716
谢谢你哦那就再加十十分钟吧

1654
01:41:14,233 --> 01:41:15,949
谢谢你呀

1655
01:41:17,350 --> 01:41:18,150
啊

1656
01:41:31,466 --> 01:41:32,949
收大米喽

1657
01:41:33,866 --> 01:41:36,633
又跟你们说主播现在也是在直播

1658
01:41:36,633 --> 01:41:38,316
也是在工作说错了

1659
01:41:41,466 --> 01:41:42,266
哎呦

1660
01:41:46,116 --> 01:41:47,433
电台收大米

1661
01:41:48,266 --> 01:41:51,116
啊那不然以后每周播一次电台得了

1662
01:41:51,116 --> 01:41:53,516
真的是为什么这么爱看电台

1663
01:41:53,750 --> 01:41:56,866
我自己播的也挺爽的就是躺着直播

1664
01:41:57,400 --> 01:41:58,466
爽歪歪

1665
01:41:59,866 --> 01:42:02,549
直播他提多才加10分钟

1666
01:42:03,466 --> 01:42:07,916
哎呦那不能要加多少分钟加太久了就

1667
01:42:08,550 --> 01:42:10,916
嘴巴都说干了到时候

1668
01:42:13,516 --> 01:42:15,149
一周一次还不够

1669
01:42:15,266 --> 01:42:18,833
哈哈哈哈怎么又是这种话

1670
01:42:20,316 --> 01:42:22,266
到底是谁的问题呢

1671
01:42:22,666 --> 01:42:24,633
嗨我自己都受不了了

1672
01:42:24,833 --> 01:42:26,666
那你们想一周几次啊

1673
01:42:30,600 --> 01:42:33,666
yeah啊我发现电台的那个什么

1674
01:42:34,350 --> 01:42:36,916
嗯延迟也越来越高了是不是

1675
01:42:38,316 --> 01:42:41,866
不是我真的是在很正经的在说啊

1676
01:42:44,000 --> 01:42:45,550
但如果我不笑出来的话

1677
01:42:45,550 --> 01:42:47,316
你们也会发现的呀

1678
01:42:47,666 --> 01:42:48,916
哈呀

1679
01:42:49,950 --> 01:42:52,400
你们自己想一想也会发现的好吗

1680
01:42:52,400 --> 01:42:54,433
啊是我敏感那我下次不说出来

1681
01:42:54,466 --> 01:42:56,916
我你们绝对会说出来我总而言之

1682
01:42:57,066 --> 01:43:00,116
谢谢关心度过神经疼的告白花束啊

1683
01:43:00,116 --> 01:43:02,199
再给你加30秒吧那就

1684
01:43:09,033 --> 01:43:10,549
宝宝宝宝宝宝

1685
01:43:11,316 --> 01:43:12,116
哼

1686
01:43:14,266 --> 01:43:16,116
下次我真的不会说出来了

1687
01:43:19,433 --> 01:43:20,149
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1688
01:43:20,150 --> 01:43:21,550
到时候就变成你们

1689
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:23,400
只有你们在邪恶

1690
01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:25,350
只只有你们心思不单纯

1691
01:43:25,433 --> 01:43:27,149
主播那个什么

1692
01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:30,600
行的正坐的直

1693
01:43:30,833 --> 01:43:33,033
然后只有你们在那那个什么

1694
01:43:36,266 --> 01:43:38,516
哼反正就一周一次

1695
01:43:38,633 --> 01:43:40,116
一周一次已经可以了

1696
01:43:40,233 --> 01:43:40,999
哪有这个

1697
01:43:41,000 --> 01:43:43,433
有人把电台作为固定直播的吗

1698
01:43:43,433 --> 01:43:44,233
但是

1699
01:43:44,750 --> 01:43:47,666
但是这个是不定期掉落一下吧

1700
01:43:47,666 --> 01:43:50,233
我不想把这个限的太死有的时候就是

1701
01:43:50,266 --> 01:43:51,599
比如说今天早上一起床

1702
01:43:51,600 --> 01:43:53,200
就很想跟大家说说话

1703
01:43:53,750 --> 01:43:55,116
我今天早上起床

1704
01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:57,200
因为大家是那个什么呢

1705
01:43:57,316 --> 01:43:59,233
不下次装成好吗行行行

1706
01:43:59,350 --> 01:44:00,350
我是纯洁小女生

1707
01:44:00,350 --> 01:44:02,266
大家就是那种什么社会

1708
01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:03,516
社会流氓

1709
01:44:04,033 --> 01:44:04,866
因为今天

1710
01:44:04,866 --> 01:44:07,116
因为今天已经说跟大家说过早安了

1711
01:44:07,116 --> 01:44:08,866
然后大家已经评论我

1712
01:44:08,866 --> 01:44:10,066
然后就没有人

1713
01:44:10,233 --> 01:44:12,549
那在私信跟我说早上好了

1714
01:44:12,916 --> 01:44:15,633
主播的早上起床就一阵寂寞

1715
01:44:15,666 --> 01:44:20,066
打开私信是空荡荡的没有一条私信

1716
01:44:20,350 --> 01:44:23,000
很寂寞就开播了

1717
01:44:24,916 --> 01:44:25,716
哼

1718
01:44:26,550 --> 01:44:28,600
一起床就想啊饿啊

1719
01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:30,400
只是想找人说话罢了

1720
01:44:31,516 --> 01:44:33,266
近期就有人工作的是的是的

1721
01:44:33,266 --> 01:44:35,833
我就说个大概的事情啊这种延迟

1722
01:44:35,833 --> 01:44:37,233
哎呦什么东西

1723
01:44:40,750 --> 01:44:43,516
对这还是不要不要那个什么

1724
01:44:50,066 --> 01:44:51,116
哎呦

1725
01:44:51,116 --> 01:44:53,549
我现在关掉空调冷冷的

1726
01:44:55,433 --> 01:44:58,033
今天几度小杜小杜小饼小饼

1727
01:44:58,033 --> 01:44:59,916
今天几度呢

1728
01:45:00,950 --> 01:45:01,950
小杜小杜

1729
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:03,316
小杜小杜

1730
01:45:04,150 --> 01:45:06,266
帮我查查今天的天气

1731
01:45:06,516 --> 01:45:08,516
帮我点个外卖吧小杜

1732
01:45:09,116 --> 01:45:11,349
帮我点个外卖帮我提回来好吗

1733
01:45:11,433 --> 01:45:13,149
我最近还带了两个快递

1734
01:45:13,150 --> 01:45:14,433
帮我拿回来可以吗

1735
01:45:14,833 --> 01:45:15,866
主播一天最

1736
01:45:15,866 --> 01:45:19,866
最最想找人帮忙做的就是这些事了

1737
01:45:20,316 --> 01:45:21,199
嗯

1738
01:45:23,116 --> 01:45:24,266
我本来是我这边啊

1739
01:45:24,266 --> 01:45:26,149
谁关心你那边几度啊

1740
01:45:26,150 --> 01:45:26,950
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1741
01:45:33,266 --> 01:45:35,749
我到了一个中通快递帮我拿一下吧

1742
01:45:36,916 --> 01:45:39,466
今天7度吗嗯假的

1743
01:45:42,866 --> 01:45:45,116
啊帮主再帮我装一下双屏

1744
01:45:48,400 --> 01:45:51,000
啊然后再嗯什么想想

1745
01:45:51,633 --> 01:45:54,149
我看看嗯

1746
01:45:57,833 --> 01:45:59,433
没四五度吗

1747
01:46:02,150 --> 01:46:04,433
怎么都关心下小饼冷不冷吗

1748
01:46:05,633 --> 01:46:07,033
呃呃

1749
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:11,316
冷不冷啊大家怎么双屏吃会多久

1750
01:46:11,716 --> 01:46:12,666
呃

1751
01:46:13,633 --> 01:46:14,949
很久很久

1752
01:46:16,950 --> 01:46:17,750
哼

1753
01:46:22,400 --> 01:46:25,866
小饼小饼帮我哎呦我得想想

1754
01:46:27,150 --> 01:46:29,116
哎呀我的工资怎么还没到啊

1755
01:46:29,116 --> 01:46:30,949
这每个月到底是几号发工资啊

1756
01:46:30,950 --> 01:46:32,516
我突然想起来这件事情

1757
01:46:34,550 --> 01:46:37,266
你们每个月几号每个月几号发工资啊

1758
01:46:40,866 --> 01:46:42,749
我很敷衍你要怎样啊

1759
01:46:42,800 --> 01:46:44,466
为了你也要先敷衍

1760
01:46:45,200 --> 01:46:48,200
太麻烦了我告诉你没人喜欢你

1761
01:46:48,266 --> 01:46:50,033
哈哈哈对不起

1762
01:46:57,000 --> 01:46:58,950
哼啊

1763
01:46:59,466 --> 01:47:02,433
啊等一下我想想啊下个月月底吗

1764
01:47:02,433 --> 01:47:03,233
那我现在

1765
01:47:03,550 --> 01:47:06,033
嗯我想想

1766
01:47:09,266 --> 01:47:10,599
是啊那不是啊

1767
01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:12,633
那上个月月底没发工资呀

1768
01:47:12,633 --> 01:47:14,316
对吧我记错了吗

1769
01:47:14,316 --> 01:47:16,033
我上次跟你们说我说发工资了

1770
01:47:16,033 --> 01:47:17,116
是什么时候

1771
01:47:17,600 --> 01:47:20,433
那不是都是十十十月吗

1772
01:47:20,466 --> 01:47:22,199
啊是什么时候来着

1773
01:47:23,266 --> 01:47:27,033
啊是11月的4号五号的样子是吧

1774
01:47:28,066 --> 01:47:29,199
月底应该发呀

1775
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:30,350
月底应该发10

1776
01:47:30,350 --> 01:47:33,466
我想想11月底应该发10号的了吧对吧

1777
01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:37,150
我问你问问不行吗

1778
01:47:37,400 --> 01:47:39,716
跟你讨论讨论不行吗

1779
01:47:42,200 --> 01:47:44,116
是吧那上个月底应该发

1780
01:47:44,233 --> 01:47:48,033
是1011月底应该发10月的

1781
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:50,033
还没有发10月的工资

1782
01:47:57,033 --> 01:47:58,233
一把子期待了

1783
01:47:58,233 --> 01:48:00,549
家人们咱们就是说决军子

1784
01:48:00,550 --> 01:48:01,350
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1785
01:48:03,866 --> 01:48:05,749
不发工资大无语事件

1786
01:48:06,516 --> 01:48:10,199
啊没有没有开玩笑的不我还不急啊

1787
01:48:12,116 --> 01:48:13,066
喵喵

1788
01:48:14,233 --> 01:48:15,066
嗯

1789
01:48:17,150 --> 01:48:18,200
看下余额

1790
01:48:18,350 --> 01:48:19,833
行还够吃饭

1791
01:48:22,433 --> 01:48:24,349
uh huh嗯嗯干嘛

1792
01:48:24,516 --> 01:48:27,716
家人们咱们就是说嗯嗯是什么意思啊

1793
01:48:28,033 --> 01:48:30,349
无女子了我真的是

1794
01:48:34,200 --> 01:48:35,716
go工资不发都不急

1795
01:48:35,716 --> 01:48:38,433
急门吗咱们啊对不起我不能说这个词

1796
01:48:38,516 --> 01:48:40,466
啊咱们就是说什么呢

1797
01:48:40,633 --> 01:48:42,466
咱们就是说工资不发

1798
01:48:42,466 --> 01:48:44,916
那自然有公司他自己的道理好吧

1799
01:48:44,916 --> 01:48:46,749
咱们就是说你别急

1800
01:48:53,033 --> 01:48:53,833
哼

1801
01:48:55,833 --> 01:48:57,866
不吃饭也太惨了good good good

1802
01:48:58,400 --> 01:49:02,116
谢谢结构饮料认知人生的粉丝团灯牌

1803
01:49:02,116 --> 01:49:03,033
啊我真是在想

1804
01:49:03,033 --> 01:49:05,799
你们这些ID到底是怎么想出来的呢

1805
01:49:06,633 --> 01:49:09,233
是乱打一通吗但是感觉又

1806
01:49:10,633 --> 01:49:13,149
怪怪怪那个的

1807
01:49:15,316 --> 01:49:18,466
做PUA是吧不是哈哈哈

1808
01:49:18,716 --> 01:49:20,716
这过几天总会发的嘛

1809
01:49:20,716 --> 01:49:21,516
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

1810
01:49:25,266 --> 01:49:27,033
跑路时间你说什么呢

1811
01:49:27,066 --> 01:49:29,633
我不允许你这么说巴乔瑞啊

1812
01:49:29,866 --> 01:49:30,666
哼

1813
01:49:31,516 --> 01:49:32,316
哼

1814
01:49:33,266 --> 01:49:34,799
冰箱里雪人

1815
01:49:35,033 --> 01:49:37,949
还好还好小小咪咪咪咪可爱

1816
01:49:39,116 --> 01:49:41,399
咱们就是说一把子鸡蛋住了

1817
01:49:41,866 --> 01:49:44,949
维亚中爆可以在这哨皮什么CPU吗

1818
01:49:44,950 --> 01:49:47,633
哈哈哈你你可以吗

1819
01:49:48,066 --> 01:49:49,666
不要忘记自己的身份

1820
01:49:51,600 --> 01:49:52,400
sure oh

1821
01:49:56,750 --> 01:49:58,633
什么打响为勤劳动中才第一枪

1822
01:49:58,633 --> 01:50:00,033
主播不可可不打

1823
01:50:00,200 --> 01:50:01,516
主播可不愿意

1824
01:50:04,000 --> 01:50:05,833
主播保守牌主播

1825
01:50:06,350 --> 01:50:09,550
只喜欢那个什么主播不喜欢战斗

1826
01:50:09,916 --> 01:50:11,233
爷们不战斗

1827
01:50:11,750 --> 01:50:14,833
爷们不战斗爷们不战oh

1828
01:50:18,600 --> 01:50:19,400
哼

1829
01:50:21,350 --> 01:50:22,800
VR周报有工资吗

1830
01:50:22,800 --> 01:50:25,666
你拷打拷打他你有工资吗VR周报

1831
01:50:26,266 --> 01:50:28,866
应该是没有吧应该是打白工的吧

1832
01:50:29,433 --> 01:50:30,599
谁知道呢

1833
01:50:39,916 --> 01:50:42,916
饼干碎除了面饼干碎才几个人啊

1834
01:50:42,916 --> 01:50:45,266
饼干碎都是些老头先

1835
01:50:45,266 --> 01:50:47,666
你让老头老头走个路都够呛

1836
01:50:47,666 --> 01:50:49,066
你让老头去冲锋

1837
01:50:51,316 --> 01:50:53,949
怎么饼干碎老头哈哈

1838
01:50:54,266 --> 01:50:56,633
走个路都一歪一扭的呢

1839
01:50:57,666 --> 01:51:01,549
没有的吗OK那你可以随便骚劈了

1840
01:51:02,800 --> 01:51:05,116
哈哈哈都能碰瓷吗

1841
01:51:05,466 --> 01:51:06,833
哎呦

1842
01:51:07,350 --> 01:51:10,750
你看还啥都没做呢就开始投投降

1843
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:14,433
饼干碎饼干碎不是可不是那种团体啊

1844
01:51:14,550 --> 01:51:17,200
然后这里都是一些老老老兵啊

1845
01:51:17,316 --> 01:51:20,116
都是一些老人啥也做不了的

1846
01:51:26,833 --> 01:51:30,399
老头战斗力才强我我我

1847
01:51:33,950 --> 01:51:35,600
不敢苟同好吧

1848
01:51:38,116 --> 01:51:41,116
饼干碎的战斗能力不好说

1849
01:51:41,116 --> 01:51:43,399
饼干碎的平时一天到晚什么

1850
01:51:43,800 --> 01:51:47,000
多喝热水的啊什么的一天然后

1851
01:51:47,716 --> 01:51:48,516
那个什么

1852
01:51:48,516 --> 01:51:52,666
喝什么枸杞什么泡什么红枣啊啥啥的

1853
01:51:53,033 --> 01:51:56,866
你的感觉已经老到那种程度了嗯

1854
01:51:59,433 --> 01:52:00,233
for sure

1855
01:52:03,550 --> 01:52:04,316
not sure

1856
01:52:04,316 --> 01:52:07,149
牙齿问题也是一堆人那个什么牙齿这

1857
01:52:07,200 --> 01:52:08,866
这也掉了那也掉了

1858
01:52:08,866 --> 01:52:10,349
补了无数颗牙齿

1859
01:52:10,633 --> 01:52:12,349
那个啥呢嗯

1860
01:52:13,066 --> 01:52:16,833
感觉说到什么话题都感觉平安岁就是

1861
01:52:17,833 --> 01:52:20,033
老老老的不行了

1862
01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:21,800
老的不行了

1863
01:52:32,433 --> 01:52:35,716
目前还没有异地吗啊这个事情呢就是

1864
01:52:39,033 --> 01:52:40,199
我也不好说

1865
01:52:41,633 --> 01:52:44,316
对啊老是说那种什么代价呀

1866
01:52:53,600 --> 01:52:56,400
哎呀老头有低保吗那低保应该

1867
01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:02,400
你到我这个年纪就懂了太牛了哥

1868
01:53:03,400 --> 01:53:05,350
确实是这样的

1869
01:53:06,316 --> 01:53:09,716
老头专用话说你到我这个年纪就懂了

1870
01:53:10,066 --> 01:53:11,516
你还小你不懂

1871
01:53:14,066 --> 01:53:17,199
什么叫85分小奶狗什么叫85分啊

1872
01:53:19,716 --> 01:53:21,033
out都要拄拐的

1873
01:53:21,033 --> 01:53:23,999
哎呦好可怜啊咱们饼干碎

1874
01:53:24,800 --> 01:53:26,350
饼干碎冲个屁的风啊

1875
01:53:26,350 --> 01:53:28,516
感觉饼干碎到时候打起来了

1876
01:53:28,516 --> 01:53:30,916
主播保护饼干碎吧可能是

1877
01:53:32,516 --> 01:53:35,066
跟到爆大米了老东西你先爆一个

1878
01:53:38,916 --> 01:53:39,716
huh

1879
01:53:42,666 --> 01:53:43,633
宝宝宝宝宝

1880
01:53:43,666 --> 01:53:44,549
宝宝宝

1881
01:53:47,516 --> 01:53:50,266
谢谢老东西的小花花

1882
01:53:55,750 --> 01:53:56,550
hmm

1883
01:54:08,066 --> 01:54:09,066
这啥呀

1884
01:54:27,316 --> 01:54:28,116
放下

1885
01:54:32,466 --> 01:54:34,799
哈哈哈有点幽默

1886
01:54:37,116 --> 01:54:38,949
什么叫85分呀

1887
01:54:46,716 --> 01:54:47,266
家人们

1888
01:54:47,266 --> 01:54:50,866
左上角点点加入粉丝团不要钱的

1889
01:54:52,316 --> 01:54:53,949
要钱吗要钱是吧

1890
01:55:01,066 --> 01:55:01,866
hmm

1891
01:55:05,916 --> 01:55:06,716
thanks

1892
01:55:08,033 --> 01:55:10,399
go问号什么我又说啥了

1893
01:55:11,716 --> 01:55:13,549
哦是吗

1894
01:55:17,233 --> 01:55:19,233
哦要吗OK OK OK

1895
01:55:22,066 --> 01:55:24,466
哎呀鼻子堵堵的

1896
01:55:27,600 --> 01:55:31,033
哈哈哈别搞啊

1897
01:55:39,550 --> 01:55:43,716
哼换回来换回来我的饼干碎牌子呢

1898
01:55:43,716 --> 01:55:46,549
看不到饼干碎牌子我要哭了

1899
01:55:50,600 --> 01:55:53,750
没感冒我就是老是鼻子会这样堵一

1900
01:55:53,750 --> 01:55:54,550
堵的

1901
01:55:55,316 --> 01:55:58,199
谢谢都想怪的粉丝团灯牌

1902
01:55:58,833 --> 01:56:01,833
免费的赞都上一上哈哈哈

1903
01:56:02,633 --> 01:56:03,599
啊

1904
01:56:05,633 --> 01:56:07,716
谢谢虎纹沙

1905
01:56:08,316 --> 01:56:10,399
哎呦虎纹沙雕

1906
01:56:11,066 --> 01:56:12,399
的粉丝团灯牌

1907
01:56:19,316 --> 01:56:20,399
什么真的

1908
01:56:23,950 --> 01:56:25,266
什么真的不要钱

1909
01:56:31,916 --> 01:56:34,033
哦上了见长就不要钱了

1910
01:56:35,550 --> 01:56:37,033
谢谢无名或者

1911
01:56:37,800 --> 01:56:38,600
虚

1912
01:56:39,400 --> 01:56:42,116
是吧无名或者虚的粉丝团灯牌

1913
01:56:43,833 --> 01:56:44,633
谢

1914
01:56:45,866 --> 01:56:47,149
你只有粉丝

1915
01:56:47,833 --> 01:56:49,233
你只有饼干碎的牌子是吧

1916
01:56:49,233 --> 01:56:50,549
你字都打错了

1917
01:56:51,266 --> 01:56:53,316
别忘了以前你来主播直播间

1918
01:56:53,316 --> 01:56:54,599
都是带的谁的牌子

1919
01:56:54,600 --> 01:56:56,066
你就装起来了是吧

1920
01:56:56,266 --> 01:56:59,999
谢谢月见之Keo to Kimi的粉丝团灯牌

1921
01:57:00,066 --> 01:57:01,749
竹蜻蜓没有的小花花

1922
01:57:08,350 --> 01:57:09,950
妈妈妈妈妈

1923
01:57:12,466 --> 01:57:15,399
给大家唱点歌吧给大家助眠

1924
01:57:15,400 --> 01:57:17,433
大家午睡午觉了吗

1925
01:57:19,433 --> 01:57:20,633
算了不唱了

1926
01:57:22,666 --> 01:57:24,349
没到我粉丝团牌子呀

1927
01:57:24,350 --> 01:57:26,466
你没到我饼干脆牌子呀

1928
01:57:28,116 --> 01:57:31,866
哈哈哈为什么还有这么笨蛋的牌子

1929
01:57:38,633 --> 01:57:41,316
唱点老头爱听的老头喜欢听什么

1930
01:57:41,466 --> 01:57:44,916
夜上海夜上海

1931
01:57:45,716 --> 01:57:46,516
嗯

1932
01:57:51,466 --> 01:57:52,349
吓我一跳

1933
01:57:58,200 --> 01:57:59,800
老头们还喜欢吃什么

1934
01:58:00,000 --> 01:58:07,666
夜上海夜上海你是个不夜城

1935
01:58:07,866 --> 01:58:15,149
华灯起乐声响歌舞升平

1936
01:58:16,633 --> 01:58:24,549
只见她笑脸迎谁知她内心苦闷

1937
01:58:25,150 --> 01:58:32,916
夜生活都为了衣食住行酒

1938
01:58:35,000 --> 01:58:36,600
不醉人人

1939
01:58:36,866 --> 01:58:39,599
没有什么特效啊可是那我给你调调

1940
01:58:39,800 --> 01:58:41,633
很破的他这个特效

1941
01:58:42,516 --> 01:58:44,116
我从后面也不会唱了

1942
01:58:45,600 --> 01:58:46,800
啊刚开

1943
01:58:51,033 --> 01:58:52,116
不是这个

1944
01:58:55,433 --> 01:58:57,916
一边跳一边跟你跳跳跳舞吗

1945
01:58:57,916 --> 01:59:00,266
因为这边跟你跳舞我们不是这种关系

1946
01:59:04,350 --> 01:59:07,033
啊找不着啊这个混响在哪去了

1947
01:59:07,716 --> 01:59:16,916
回味多夜生花如梦初醒徒

1948
01:59:17,433 --> 01:59:19,399
就就就啊不会了不会了

1949
01:59:20,066 --> 01:59:22,266
还有什么老歌妈

1950
01:59:40,233 --> 01:59:42,233
粉红色的回忆呀呀什么呀

1951
01:59:42,233 --> 01:59:44,149
你要点我就给你唱是吧

1952
01:59:47,800 --> 01:59:49,633
你也是疯四轮回忆啊

1953
01:59:59,833 --> 02:00:00,999
没劲没劲

1954
02:00:06,266 --> 02:00:08,516
你可以想象我穿的旗袍啊

1955
02:00:10,266 --> 02:00:11,916
啊主播腰又细

1956
02:00:11,916 --> 02:00:15,466
胸部大大的屁股翘翘的腿也细细的

1957
02:00:15,866 --> 02:00:18,866
手臂也细细的随便幻想一下就OK了

1958
02:00:21,866 --> 02:00:24,149
夏天夏天悄悄过去

1959
02:00:24,150 --> 02:00:25,800
留下小秘密

1960
02:00:26,266 --> 02:00:28,549
压心底压心底

1961
02:00:28,550 --> 02:00:30,316
不能告诉你

1962
02:00:30,716 --> 02:00:32,999
晚风吹过温暖我心底

1963
02:00:33,000 --> 02:00:34,866
我又想起你

1964
02:00:35,200 --> 02:00:37,433
多甜蜜多甜蜜

1965
02:00:37,433 --> 02:00:39,233
怎能忘记

1966
02:00:39,600 --> 02:00:41,266
不能忘记你

1967
02:00:41,266 --> 02:00:43,633
把你写在日记里

1968
02:00:44,033 --> 02:00:45,749
不能忘记你

1969
02:00:45,750 --> 02:00:48,200
心里想的还是你

1970
02:00:48,516 --> 02:00:50,149
浪漫的夏季

1971
02:00:50,200 --> 02:00:52,550
还有浪漫的一个你

1972
02:00:52,950 --> 02:00:55,866
给我一个粉红的回忆

1973
02:00:57,316 --> 02:00:59,666
喔夏天夏天悄悄过去

1974
02:00:59,666 --> 02:01:01,549
依然怀念你

1975
02:01:01,833 --> 02:01:04,066
你一言你一语

1976
02:01:04,066 --> 02:01:05,799
都叫我回忆

1977
02:01:06,266 --> 02:01:08,549
就在就在秋天的梦里

1978
02:01:08,550 --> 02:01:11,066
我又遇见你

1979
02:01:11,066 --> 02:01:12,916
总是不能忘

1980
02:01:13,150 --> 02:01:13,950
身体

1981
02:01:15,833 --> 02:01:17,516
胸大大的怎么拧了呢

1982
02:01:17,516 --> 02:01:21,916
那旗袍本来就很显显胸大显腰细啊

1983
02:01:22,433 --> 02:01:23,916
谢谢天贵你们加油加油

1984
02:01:23,916 --> 02:01:26,466
苹果7开口口和好吃的小花花

1985
02:01:29,633 --> 02:01:32,149
你又没穿过你懂个屁呀你们

1986
02:01:32,950 --> 02:01:37,000
压心底压心底不能告诉你

1987
02:01:37,400 --> 02:01:41,633
晚风吹过温暖我心底我又想起你

1988
02:01:41,866 --> 02:01:45,799
多甜蜜多甜蜜怎能忘记

1989
02:01:46,266 --> 02:01:50,399
不能忘记你把你写在日记里

1990
02:01:50,716 --> 02:01:54,866
不能忘记你心里想的还是你

1991
02:01:55,200 --> 02:01:59,350
浪漫的夏季还有浪漫的一个你

1992
02:01:59,716 --> 02:02:02,516
给我一个粉红的回忆

1993
02:02:03,466 --> 02:02:04,149
好

1994
02:02:04,150 --> 02:02:07,000
像天线怎么知道你没穿过

1995
02:02:07,000 --> 02:02:09,633
你们穿过吗那给我发来给我看看

1996
02:02:15,033 --> 02:02:16,799
哈哈哈

1997
02:02:18,200 --> 02:02:21,433
男生你们套不进去的吧

1998
02:02:22,666 --> 02:02:23,633
忘记你

1999
02:02:23,633 --> 02:02:25,799
把你写在日记里

2000
02:02:26,316 --> 02:02:30,399
不能忘记你心里想的还是你

2001
02:02:31,033 --> 02:02:33,949
啊谢谢五藏也

2002
02:02:34,233 --> 02:02:37,866
他他他哭你的100个打扣哦

2003
02:02:37,866 --> 02:02:38,916
谢你哦

2004
02:02:39,716 --> 02:02:41,999
夏天夏天悄悄过去

2005
02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:43,666
依然怀念你

2006
02:02:44,150 --> 02:02:50,750
你一言你一语都叫我XXXXXL的话

2007
02:02:50,750 --> 02:02:52,666
有点辣眼睛了吧

2008
02:02:55,000 --> 02:02:55,866
下午好

2009
02:02:58,400 --> 02:03:01,400
旗袍都给你给你崩裂了吧

2010
02:03:01,433 --> 02:03:03,066
从后面撕拉

2011
02:03:03,466 --> 02:03:04,999
给拉开了

2012
02:03:17,150 --> 02:03:23,116
什么对什么对x x x x x l齐心玉了

2013
02:03:23,633 --> 02:03:25,666
好吧祝你们幸福

2014
02:03:27,400 --> 02:03:28,200
棒棒

2015
02:03:41,633 --> 02:03:43,516
我好像不会这首歌但是

2016
02:03:46,066 --> 02:03:48,433
哈哈哈谢谢来了

2017
02:03:48,866 --> 02:03:50,466
成龙穿旗袍没看过吗

2018
02:03:50,466 --> 02:03:52,149
我好像还真没看过

2019
02:03:55,866 --> 02:03:57,916
大家平时不会在听这种歌吧

2020
02:04:03,316 --> 02:04:07,316
oversize风也不可能是x x x x x l吧

2021
02:04:08,600 --> 02:04:09,750
顶多2个也可以是吧

2022
02:04:09,750 --> 02:04:11,150
不可能5个也可以是吧

2023
02:04:11,233 --> 02:04:13,716
啊我的妈把我的脚压的有点麻了

2024
02:04:14,033 --> 02:04:15,316
想动一下了

2025
02:04:22,033 --> 02:04:24,399
哎呀哎呀

2026
02:04:25,000 --> 02:04:26,600
呀呀3呀

2027
02:04:37,200 --> 02:04:38,000
哼

2028
02:04:40,316 --> 02:04:42,799
你一个人真好吗哎

2029
02:04:52,150 --> 02:04:54,066
切k c o真的吗

2030
02:05:00,200 --> 02:05:02,033
没有这种东西吧

2031
02:05:07,350 --> 02:05:08,266
哎呦我的脚

2032
02:05:11,316 --> 02:05:12,799
哇我都没听过

2033
02:05:13,316 --> 02:05:14,749
好老啊冰糖碎

2034
02:05:21,466 --> 02:05:23,749
新人走过

2035
02:05:27,200 --> 02:05:29,033
怎么确实不懂oversize啊

2036
02:05:29,033 --> 02:05:31,999
如果我要买oversize oversize我就买l了

2037
02:05:32,350 --> 02:05:33,716
像我

2038
02:05:36,350 --> 02:05:39,033
自从你离开了

2039
02:05:39,033 --> 02:05:43,066
我变得很软弱

2040
02:05:45,716 --> 02:05:46,949
你的影子

2041
02:05:46,950 --> 02:05:49,000
在每一个角

2042
02:05:49,000 --> 02:05:50,716
说点更好的呢那就

2043
02:05:58,350 --> 02:06:01,400
什么是英雄啊什么东西啊

2044
02:06:02,833 --> 02:06:05,433
谢云庙归城的小花花呀

2045
02:06:06,316 --> 02:06:07,199
嗯

2046
02:06:09,833 --> 02:06:14,316
哦这首我听过哈哈我靠我原来听过

2047
02:06:15,800 --> 02:06:18,266
啊他这个到副歌我知道了

2048
02:06:20,233 --> 02:06:21,316
我只听过这一句

2049
02:06:21,316 --> 02:06:24,549
原来我可以习惯一个人说我说

2050
02:06:25,233 --> 02:06:26,033
啊

2051
02:06:28,950 --> 02:06:31,116
差点摁到关关闭直播啊

2052
02:06:37,550 --> 02:06:39,033
你才是老东西

2053
02:06:39,116 --> 02:06:41,466
哎好恶心这什么啊优秀

2054
02:06:43,750 --> 02:06:44,750
哦买噶

2055
02:06:45,600 --> 02:06:46,400
啊

2056
02:06:54,716 --> 02:06:57,749
我的眼睛好痛我的眼睛啊

2057
02:07:02,433 --> 02:07:04,549
眼睛啊啊

2058
02:07:05,200 --> 02:07:07,400
我的眼睛不能要了

2059
02:07:13,000 --> 02:07:16,233
怎么了有个人让我搜英雄

2060
02:07:16,550 --> 02:07:18,400
我就去看了一下

2061
02:07:19,233 --> 02:07:21,833
你们也去看快去看u

2062
02:07:23,150 --> 02:07:26,750
u v w的u熊熊小熊的熊

2063
02:07:27,600 --> 02:07:29,000
熊猫的熊快去看

2064
02:07:29,000 --> 02:07:33,033
淘宝去搜快去去去都去

2065
02:07:36,600 --> 02:07:37,833
快去

2066
02:07:39,716 --> 02:07:43,066
快去对对对就是这个英雄

2067
02:07:43,266 --> 02:07:46,866
快去不行必须去快去啊

2068
02:07:50,033 --> 02:07:52,149
hi there are you去我关直播了

2069
02:07:52,316 --> 02:07:55,599
去去哈哈哈

2070
02:07:55,866 --> 02:07:57,399
去嘛去嘛

2071
02:07:58,150 --> 02:07:59,950
快去快去嘛

2072
02:08:01,466 --> 02:08:03,116
哈哈哈

2073
02:08:05,400 --> 02:08:08,800
要去哈哈哈好恶心啊

2074
02:08:11,866 --> 02:08:12,666
哼

2075
02:08:13,350 --> 02:08:15,516
哎呀number five呀

2076
02:08:16,633 --> 02:08:17,916
是吧

2077
02:08:20,600 --> 02:08:22,200
什么恶心大火

2078
02:08:23,316 --> 02:08:24,716
你觉得还好吗

2079
02:08:26,866 --> 02:08:27,949
主播恶毒

2080
02:08:28,116 --> 02:08:30,999
那是谁先恶毒的我想问呢

2081
02:08:35,833 --> 02:08:39,466
我开车那是弹幕有人说的好吗咦妈呀

2082
02:08:39,750 --> 02:08:41,633
原来饼干碎这么胖

2083
02:08:42,150 --> 02:08:44,350
破房了破房了

2084
02:08:45,150 --> 02:08:47,833
原来饼干碎胖这么胖破房了

2085
02:08:52,833 --> 02:08:53,633
huh

2086
02:08:58,233 --> 02:08:59,866
破房了滤镜碎了

2087
02:09:03,550 --> 02:09:06,266
oh my god这些为什么可以过省的呀

2088
02:09:07,200 --> 02:09:08,000
对象

2089
02:09:10,433 --> 02:09:11,516
主播干嘛呢

2090
02:09:14,033 --> 02:09:18,916
哈哈哈哈哈哈哎呀绷不住了

2091
02:09:24,466 --> 02:09:27,033
can you男人穿内裤好没有美感啊

2092
02:09:27,116 --> 02:09:29,599
男人只穿内裤好没有美感啊

2093
02:09:30,000 --> 02:09:31,666
换歌了啊

2094
02:09:32,066 --> 02:09:34,749
家人们那个什么我想想

2095
02:09:34,916 --> 02:09:37,399
一个告白花束可以点一首歌

2096
02:09:39,716 --> 02:09:43,116
之后什么淘宝会推荐啥不好想了

2097
02:09:43,116 --> 02:09:43,916
我有事

2098
02:09:44,000 --> 02:09:47,066
都怪饼干碎了大家污染了我的淘宝

2099
02:09:54,516 --> 02:09:55,866
男人就该不穿了吗

2100
02:09:55,866 --> 02:09:57,433
那不好说有可能不穿更

2101
02:09:57,433 --> 02:09:59,116
丑还是穿旗吧

2102
02:09:59,516 --> 02:10:01,599
我所有衣服都穿上了好吧

2103
02:10:02,150 --> 02:10:08,316
你离开了我变得很软弱

2104
02:10:10,800 --> 02:10:15,316
你的影子在每一个角落

2105
02:10:16,750 --> 02:10:20,516
好像是在提醒着我

2106
02:10:21,433 --> 02:10:27,916
少了你的陪伴我现在有多寂寞

2107
02:10:31,866 --> 02:10:36,716
我想我早已习惯一个人生活

2108
02:10:36,916 --> 02:10:39,316
还有没有人要听别的歌的

2109
02:10:42,466 --> 02:10:43,399
还有什么老歌

2110
02:10:43,400 --> 02:10:45,833
想不出来还有什么老歌了已经

2111
02:10:47,550 --> 02:10:49,266
主播太年轻了

2112
02:10:49,400 --> 02:10:55,316
个人生活在记忆里面擦去你的角落

2113
02:10:55,550 --> 02:10:56,666
爱你

2114
02:10:56,950 --> 02:10:58,833
听清觉歌吗

2115
02:11:01,400 --> 02:11:02,716
听不来粤语歌

2116
02:11:07,633 --> 02:11:09,316
夜来香嗯

2117
02:11:09,750 --> 02:11:11,033
要的

2118
02:11:14,033 --> 02:11:14,833
都是

2119
02:11:15,550 --> 02:11:16,666
你的错

2120
02:11:31,666 --> 02:11:33,116
放中文歌啊

2121
02:11:34,950 --> 02:11:37,800
啊郑军的私奔吗

2122
02:11:42,516 --> 02:11:44,266
私奔太不缓和了

2123
02:11:45,950 --> 02:11:48,550
不能出门那我不会粤语啊那怎么办

2124
02:11:50,750 --> 02:11:52,000
你们都会吗

2125
02:12:12,550 --> 02:12:15,600
有的有语言天语言天赋的他是不是

2126
02:12:15,600 --> 02:12:18,266
他不是广东人但是他也会粤语啊大家

2127
02:12:21,266 --> 02:12:23,349
我觉得我就没什么语言天赋

2128
02:12:25,466 --> 02:12:27,033
反正我是不会粤语的

2129
02:12:36,000 --> 02:12:36,916
好高啊

2130
02:12:37,233 --> 02:12:40,116
我为你歌唱

2131
02:12:42,316 --> 02:12:44,549
夜来香

2132
02:12:45,750 --> 02:12:48,950
我为你思量

2133
02:12:50,916 --> 02:12:51,716
啊

2134
02:12:51,716 --> 02:12:54,349
啊啊

2135
02:12:55,000 --> 02:12:55,800
啊

2136
02:13:07,633 --> 02:13:10,599
啊想上厕所了帮我上一下厕所

2137
02:13:10,600 --> 02:13:12,400
我经常这么跟我朋友说

2138
02:13:12,433 --> 02:13:13,316
帮我上下厕所

2139
02:13:13,316 --> 02:13:15,633
我想上厕所好懒得上厕所

2140
02:13:18,433 --> 02:13:19,233
no

2141
02:13:20,633 --> 02:13:22,233
just青春前没教我业余

2142
02:13:22,233 --> 02:13:24,633
本以为我没看过切片哈哈

2143
02:13:25,750 --> 02:13:28,350
但是我只能说他懂得是比我多的

2144
02:13:32,200 --> 02:13:35,833
他他的那个什么感觉像是比我像的

2145
02:13:49,400 --> 02:13:50,200
呀

2146
02:13:50,433 --> 02:13:52,716
我就这么说什么因为我很懒得去说

2147
02:13:52,716 --> 02:13:53,799
帮我上个厕所

2148
02:13:53,916 --> 02:13:56,516
帮我洗个澡帮我洗一下头

2149
02:13:56,516 --> 02:13:58,349
你去洗头帮我洗个

2150
02:13:58,950 --> 02:14:00,033
带我上一下

2151
02:14:02,550 --> 02:14:05,116
哎呦啊别舔我脚

2152
02:14:06,800 --> 02:14:10,316
哈哈哈好勤奋的小猫

2153
02:14:11,033 --> 02:14:12,666
他的速普很标准

2154
02:14:13,066 --> 02:14:15,466
嗯那我连速普都不会

2155
02:14:17,066 --> 02:14:17,866
哦

2156
02:14:18,916 --> 02:14:19,516
thank you

2157
02:14:19,516 --> 02:14:21,866
反正我连学都学不来

2158
02:14:22,033 --> 02:14:26,599
我我喜广东人是吗

2159
02:14:28,316 --> 02:14:29,466
你好

2160
02:14:32,000 --> 02:14:32,800
你

2161
02:14:33,433 --> 02:14:34,233
是

2162
02:14:35,116 --> 02:14:36,466
反嗯

2163
02:14:37,666 --> 02:14:38,466
you

2164
02:14:47,200 --> 02:14:48,233
像不像啊

2165
02:14:54,000 --> 02:14:55,950
哈哈哈哈

2166
02:14:56,233 --> 02:14:58,066
别笑我呀

2167
02:15:01,400 --> 02:15:04,666
嘿风雷呀这个总是对的了吧

2168
02:15:05,000 --> 02:15:07,150
我太想打人了

2169
02:15:07,516 --> 02:15:08,999
对母猪

2170
02:15:09,750 --> 02:15:12,233
嗯猪哎呦你干嘛

2171
02:15:15,233 --> 02:15:17,033
哼啊

2172
02:15:17,466 --> 02:15:18,799
你在干嘛

2173
02:15:24,433 --> 02:15:26,916
那还是没有对吧那我再想想嗯

2174
02:15:27,266 --> 02:15:29,199
你好啊我喜

2175
02:15:31,000 --> 02:15:36,066
虚拟主主播哈哈哈哈哈

2176
02:15:42,316 --> 02:15:43,116
啊

2177
02:15:45,000 --> 02:15:45,950
我想想

2178
02:15:46,833 --> 02:15:50,833
什么他刚才这只爪子弄到我脚了好像

2179
02:15:51,666 --> 02:15:52,633
我想想

2180
02:15:57,266 --> 02:16:02,233
喜不喜欢我啦喜不喜欢我啊

2181
02:16:03,350 --> 02:16:07,750
你好我是我是白兔白

2182
02:16:11,150 --> 02:16:13,200
有多不标准啊是非常吗

2183
02:16:22,000 --> 02:16:23,233
欢迎大家

2184
02:16:24,316 --> 02:16:25,233
进入

2185
02:16:26,516 --> 02:16:27,316
我的

2186
02:16:28,000 --> 02:16:29,233
直播间啊

2187
02:16:33,950 --> 02:16:37,200
直播间直播间是这样吗

2188
02:16:38,266 --> 02:16:40,666
欢迎大家进入

2189
02:16:41,833 --> 02:16:43,799
我给直播间

2190
02:16:44,800 --> 02:16:45,600
哈

2191
02:16:45,916 --> 02:16:46,716
哈哈

2192
02:16:51,833 --> 02:16:53,999
小虾你听不懂的那种呢嗯

2193
02:16:56,916 --> 02:16:58,466
小虾大哥的

2194
02:16:59,400 --> 02:17:02,550
大哥给是给吗都是给吗

2195
02:17:02,750 --> 02:17:04,233
小虾大哥给

2196
02:17:05,633 --> 02:17:06,599
大母

2197
02:17:07,000 --> 02:17:07,833
哈哈

2198
02:17:09,350 --> 02:17:10,150
哈

2199
02:17:15,400 --> 02:17:17,433
有没有一句是比较像的呢

2200
02:17:17,716 --> 02:17:19,999
没有吗真的假的

2201
02:17:21,800 --> 02:17:23,266
太难崩了

2202
02:17:23,800 --> 02:17:25,916
对不起哈哈哈哈

2203
02:17:26,200 --> 02:17:27,200
太难

2204
02:17:27,600 --> 02:17:32,350
太太难崩了怎么说呢太难绷住了

2205
02:17:32,466 --> 02:17:34,149
绷住了

2206
02:17:41,000 --> 02:17:42,316
没有吗好吧

2207
02:17:46,200 --> 02:17:47,433
小小

2208
02:17:51,466 --> 02:17:54,233
广东人广东人肯定能说广

2209
02:17:54,233 --> 02:17:55,799
东人广东人

2210
02:17:56,350 --> 02:17:57,266
广东人

2211
02:17:57,950 --> 02:17:58,950
广东

2212
02:18:00,150 --> 02:18:04,433
我是广东的我是我是广东的

2213
02:18:04,866 --> 02:18:05,833
都要怎么说

2214
02:18:05,833 --> 02:18:06,599
快教教我

2215
02:18:06,600 --> 02:18:09,633
都要怎么说都要太太容易用到了

2216
02:18:11,066 --> 02:18:12,516
我是广东的

2217
02:18:16,350 --> 02:18:18,400
春娃孔孔

2218
02:18:19,950 --> 02:18:21,866
孔安嘿嘿

2219
02:18:24,033 --> 02:18:25,599
诺不是德

2220
02:18:25,716 --> 02:18:27,749
是粤语的的的

2221
02:18:30,316 --> 02:18:31,666
诺啊诺吗

2222
02:18:32,600 --> 02:18:35,466
你们放屁吧你们说的是日语吧

2223
02:18:39,716 --> 02:18:42,866
录啊第一个第一个啊

2224
02:18:46,716 --> 02:18:47,716
为什么是

2225
02:18:48,350 --> 02:18:50,550
第一有个科啊

2226
02:18:52,550 --> 02:18:53,516
第一吗哦

2227
02:18:56,033 --> 02:18:59,549
我是广东广东广广东的

2228
02:19:01,316 --> 02:19:02,949
他发的好吗

2229
02:19:03,400 --> 02:19:04,666
怪他去

2230
02:19:05,466 --> 02:19:10,149
可可以不发音的哈哈哈哈哈你

2231
02:19:11,666 --> 02:19:12,433
怎么

2232
02:19:12,433 --> 02:19:15,999
科的口音啊怎么用科的口音发的呀

2233
02:19:16,600 --> 02:19:17,400
对

2234
02:19:19,200 --> 02:19:20,000
对

2235
02:19:20,716 --> 02:19:21,516
对

2236
02:19:24,716 --> 02:19:25,949
我是广东的

2237
02:19:36,866 --> 02:19:38,799
主播知道迪可是什么意思吗

2238
02:19:38,800 --> 02:19:40,950
知道是一个邦迪的品牌名

2239
02:19:42,916 --> 02:19:46,433
不是他发的第一还有一个科吗

2240
02:19:46,666 --> 02:19:48,033
不是他的问题吗

2241
02:19:48,033 --> 02:19:49,999
我以为他说的是真的呢

2242
02:19:50,666 --> 02:19:52,349
凶我干嘛

2243
02:19:53,200 --> 02:19:54,000
啊

2244
02:19:54,066 --> 02:19:55,033
啊

2245
02:20:07,750 --> 02:20:09,033
又怪我

2246
02:20:10,033 --> 02:20:11,549
我读的有问题吗

2247
02:20:12,066 --> 02:20:14,549
就是我的我的我的

2248
02:20:14,716 --> 02:20:17,549
那就是我的你说是我的那就是我的

2249
02:20:21,633 --> 02:20:23,833
还是等等我吧我哈哈

2250
02:20:24,400 --> 02:20:26,866
广东话我们这些

2251
02:20:27,400 --> 02:20:28,350
哭的好真实吧

2252
02:20:28,350 --> 02:20:30,633
主播主打的就是一个哭的真

2253
02:20:31,516 --> 02:20:33,516
哭的又大声又真实

2254
02:20:41,116 --> 02:20:43,999
谢谢千话万遍似的小花花

2255
02:20:44,433 --> 02:20:46,516
为什么不叫千变万化似

2256
02:20:51,000 --> 02:20:51,800
嗯

2257
02:20:55,750 --> 02:20:59,600
两句万用上海话呃伤害你

2258
02:21:00,633 --> 02:21:03,433
哎呀我真没真没怎么听过上海人说话

2259
02:21:03,433 --> 02:21:05,716
没有认识过上海人

2260
02:21:06,800 --> 02:21:10,316
你好啊我你好啊我是广东人

2261
02:21:11,266 --> 02:21:12,633
哦不是我这是什么

2262
02:21:12,866 --> 02:21:13,666
嗯

2263
02:21:14,433 --> 02:21:16,066
哎呀我真不会上海话

2264
02:21:16,150 --> 02:21:20,716
我我上上海宁上海宁对吧

2265
02:21:22,666 --> 02:21:23,633
sworn hanging

2266
02:21:23,950 --> 02:21:26,550
阿拉sworn hanging阿拉是什么意思啊

2267
02:21:29,033 --> 02:21:30,916
耍哈你是不是很标准

2268
02:21:31,233 --> 02:21:32,433
是不是啊

2269
02:21:34,200 --> 02:21:36,466
阿拉是我的意思吗

2270
02:21:37,150 --> 02:21:38,550
阿拉索海宁

2271
02:21:39,000 --> 02:21:41,466
我们上海人哦哦

2272
02:21:41,633 --> 02:21:43,949
阿拉好像日语是不

2273
02:21:46,066 --> 02:21:49,199
想想想海宁吗

2274
02:21:49,750 --> 02:21:51,600
阿拉想海宁吗

2275
02:21:52,400 --> 02:21:53,200
啊啦

2276
02:21:55,066 --> 02:21:56,866
再来点我想想

2277
02:21:57,716 --> 02:21:59,199
吃吃饭了吗你吃

2278
02:21:59,200 --> 02:22:00,550
饭了吗来来

2279
02:22:01,516 --> 02:22:02,866
什么叫地狱歧视

2280
02:22:05,916 --> 02:22:07,516
阿拉呢本来就像啊

2281
02:22:07,516 --> 02:22:10,349
阿拉索黑你阿拉什么阿拉索

2282
02:22:10,633 --> 02:22:11,949
阿拉小黑你

2283
02:22:16,866 --> 02:22:17,149
哎

2284
02:22:17,150 --> 02:22:20,550
怎么会有人说那个什么脏话呀这个这

2285
02:22:20,866 --> 02:22:21,799
个直播间

2286
02:22:24,516 --> 02:22:25,316
嗯

2287
02:22:26,750 --> 02:22:28,800
什么鞋子没坏什么

2288
02:22:29,266 --> 02:22:32,999
什么鞋子没换鞋带鞋好坏的上海话

2289
02:22:33,233 --> 02:22:34,833
你是做饭吗

2290
02:22:35,150 --> 02:22:38,150
是这样吗你是做饭吗么

2291
02:22:40,233 --> 02:22:41,516
你是做饭吗

2292
02:22:43,466 --> 02:22:44,266
像不像

2293
02:22:46,200 --> 02:22:47,466
你是做饭吗

2294
02:22:47,866 --> 02:22:49,199
你是做饭吗

2295
02:22:49,400 --> 02:22:52,400
你是做饭吗还是这样笑的吧哈

2296
02:22:53,350 --> 02:22:55,800
哈哈你是做饭吗

2297
02:23:00,916 --> 02:23:03,633
喂妈哦你是做饭喂

2298
02:23:03,916 --> 02:23:07,066
好乖呀你是做饭喂

2299
02:23:08,716 --> 02:23:10,033
你在做饭没

2300
02:23:12,400 --> 02:23:15,550
哪里不像哈哈哈

2301
02:23:16,350 --> 02:23:18,033
啊这是粤语吗

2302
02:23:19,266 --> 02:23:21,949
这你是做方位是粤语吗

2303
02:23:23,233 --> 02:23:26,399
类似做方位像点吧

2304
02:23:28,316 --> 02:23:33,349
哈哈哈哈哈那不是你们教的吗

2305
02:23:34,266 --> 02:23:35,266
啊啊啊

2306
02:23:37,666 --> 02:23:38,466
哼

2307
02:23:39,633 --> 02:23:41,799
您猜怎么着嗨

2308
02:23:43,316 --> 02:23:44,749
咱北京啊

2309
02:23:44,800 --> 02:23:46,116
那还是北京好

2310
02:23:46,916 --> 02:23:51,549
不然被主播清兵过去嗯嗯嗯

2311
02:23:52,200 --> 02:23:53,000
嗯

2312
02:23:54,800 --> 02:23:56,350
太容易急了吧

2313
02:23:57,116 --> 02:23:59,116
花哨的你怎么不来我就要搞花哨的

2314
02:23:59,116 --> 02:24:00,033
我不要平淡的

2315
02:24:00,033 --> 02:24:00,866
我就要花哨的

2316
02:24:00,866 --> 02:24:03,116
我就要花哨的我就要花哨的

2317
02:24:09,916 --> 02:24:11,999
夜来香

2318
02:24:14,600 --> 02:24:16,800
夜来香

2319
02:24:18,750 --> 02:24:20,633
感冒了哼

2320
02:24:21,433 --> 02:24:25,066
嗨咱老北京啊还就是那个对的

2321
02:24:25,150 --> 02:24:26,350
哈哈

2322
02:24:26,800 --> 02:24:29,600
有没有北京人北京人气昏了

2323
02:24:35,800 --> 02:24:37,516
嗨我跟您说

2324
02:24:38,150 --> 02:24:41,433
真不是我说还咱们家呀

2325
02:24:41,466 --> 02:24:43,949
还就是那个地道

2326
02:24:44,350 --> 02:24:47,750
不是吃就是喝哈哈哈

2327
02:24:48,600 --> 02:24:50,000
没别的

2328
02:24:54,400 --> 02:24:55,200
uh huh

2329
02:24:57,716 --> 02:24:59,866
我会川剧吗那肯定不会啊

2330
02:25:04,316 --> 02:25:07,516
像不像有没有北京啊真的吗挺像吗

2331
02:25:08,750 --> 02:25:09,600
哈哈哈

2332
02:25:16,716 --> 02:25:17,749
那不是好玩吗

2333
02:25:17,750 --> 02:25:21,033
那也没有恶意真是气啥呀

2334
02:25:21,516 --> 02:25:24,349
家人们生活中要有点幽默感

2335
02:25:24,350 --> 02:25:26,866
那一生又没有又恶意你说实话

2336
02:25:26,916 --> 02:25:30,149
大家那个什么一天到晚学习工作累了

2337
02:25:30,516 --> 02:25:33,433
哎呀弄点好玩的不行吗

2338
02:25:35,066 --> 02:25:38,433
小小的互相那个什么调侃一下吧

2339
02:25:38,950 --> 02:25:42,233
北方北京表是比你像真的假的哦买噶

2340
02:25:49,550 --> 02:25:52,516
我为你歌唱

2341
02:25:54,550 --> 02:25:55,350
嗯

2342
02:25:56,150 --> 02:25:57,200
哈哈

2343
02:25:57,633 --> 02:25:58,433
嗯

2344
02:26:01,466 --> 02:26:02,266
嗨我

2345
02:26:03,000 --> 02:26:03,950
我看看他

2346
02:26:14,350 --> 02:26:15,150
嗯

2347
02:26:22,116 --> 02:26:23,916
比北京土著都地道的话

2348
02:26:23,916 --> 02:26:25,549
那你就有点挂黑了哦

2349
02:26:25,550 --> 02:26:26,950
你这有点夸张了

2350
02:26:26,950 --> 02:26:28,033
我说实话

2351
02:26:28,350 --> 02:26:30,400
你是手手腕手手手手

2352
02:26:30,550 --> 02:26:32,550
有点那个什么了啊

2353
02:26:32,833 --> 02:26:34,666
有点有点

2354
02:26:35,350 --> 02:26:36,916
硬碰了

2355
02:26:37,316 --> 02:26:42,066
有点那个什么了把主播架起来了啊

2356
02:26:44,116 --> 02:26:45,033
小咪

2357
02:26:46,466 --> 02:26:47,866
嗯他下去了

2358
02:26:51,400 --> 02:26:52,200
哼

2359
02:26:53,116 --> 02:26:55,149
把你弟弟笑话那不行啊

2360
02:26:56,833 --> 02:26:57,749
我以为

2361
02:27:01,666 --> 02:27:04,516
谢阳光照喵的幸运g r

2362
02:27:05,200 --> 02:27:06,200
谢谢你哦

2363
02:27:09,866 --> 02:27:10,666
哼

2364
02:27:13,116 --> 02:27:14,749
喂喂你刚睡

2365
02:27:17,433 --> 02:27:18,749
伟伟你干嘛呢

2366
02:27:19,200 --> 02:27:20,866
刚起床你就看了

2367
02:27:21,000 --> 02:27:22,916
2个半小时的虚拟主播

2368
02:27:23,433 --> 02:27:24,716
你说你这一天天的

2369
02:27:24,716 --> 02:27:27,433
一天一早起来你就在看虚拟主播

2370
02:27:27,433 --> 02:27:29,149
一看就是2个半小时啊

2371
02:27:29,350 --> 02:27:31,516
你没点别的事做吗啊

2372
02:27:45,233 --> 02:27:46,349
哈哈哈

2373
02:27:48,833 --> 02:27:51,633
周末周末你没有朋友找你出门玩吗

2374
02:27:51,833 --> 02:27:53,033
不能出去玩玩吗

2375
02:27:53,033 --> 02:27:55,433
一天到晚到晚待在你的家里待

2376
02:27:55,433 --> 02:27:56,666
待在你的房间里

2377
02:27:56,666 --> 02:27:57,466
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

2378
02:28:01,150 --> 02:28:01,916
哼

2379
02:28:01,916 --> 02:28:03,999
谢谢阳光大喵的金币呀

2380
02:28:04,000 --> 02:28:06,150
老头抱金币的谢谢你哦

2381
02:28:12,116 --> 02:28:12,916
哼

2382
02:28:14,233 --> 02:28:15,749
朋友也没出去玩

2383
02:28:16,066 --> 02:28:16,916
就好像他们

2384
02:28:16,916 --> 02:28:18,999
他们跟别人出去玩没叫你啊

2385
02:28:19,433 --> 02:28:22,066
好像听说了听他们家爸妈说了

2386
02:28:28,400 --> 02:28:31,116
是呢地拖了吗衣服洗了吗

2387
02:28:31,150 --> 02:28:31,950
穿了一周

2388
02:28:31,950 --> 02:28:34,466
工作穿了一周的衣服洗了吗

2389
02:28:34,466 --> 02:28:35,399
袜子洗了吗

2390
02:28:35,400 --> 02:28:37,866
不会那个正面穿了穿反面吧

2391
02:28:38,066 --> 02:28:39,349
这双袜子穿了丢在那

2392
02:28:39,350 --> 02:28:40,433
然后穿下一双袜子

2393
02:28:40,433 --> 02:28:42,866
然后过几天又来穿那双袜子

2394
02:28:42,916 --> 02:28:43,999
隆回穿吧

2395
02:28:44,000 --> 02:28:46,916
不会穿好几次才洗吧嗯

2396
02:28:48,716 --> 02:28:49,633
哼哼excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

2397
02:29:00,516 --> 02:29:01,433
迟到了

2398
02:29:05,866 --> 02:29:08,149
哼碗洗了吗

2399
02:29:08,466 --> 02:29:09,266
没计算的话

2400
02:29:09,266 --> 02:29:11,349
前天晚上的碗还没有洗对吧

2401
02:29:21,200 --> 02:29:22,000
hmm

2402
02:29:23,200 --> 02:29:23,716
记错的话

2403
02:29:23,716 --> 02:29:26,399
你那件秋衣已经穿了20来天了

2404
02:29:26,433 --> 02:29:27,633
换一件吧

2405
02:29:30,350 --> 02:29:31,150
huh

2406
02:29:39,666 --> 02:29:40,549
这都是外卖

2407
02:29:40,550 --> 02:29:43,066
怪不得你们满房间都是外卖盒啊

2408
02:29:47,266 --> 02:29:49,233
我怎么知道还真是是吧

2409
02:29:52,750 --> 02:29:54,866
还可以反过来穿20来天嘛

2410
02:29:54,866 --> 02:29:56,599
有股味有股味

2411
02:30:00,233 --> 02:30:02,833
帮你洗一下你觉得主播是那种很

2412
02:30:03,433 --> 02:30:05,833
嗨呀你们一天到晚说糟糠之妻

2413
02:30:05,833 --> 02:30:08,149
糟糠之妻不会真给你们说入脑了吧

2414
02:30:08,150 --> 02:30:09,400
不会真以为吧

2415
02:30:09,916 --> 02:30:11,433
不会真以为主播

2416
02:30:12,233 --> 02:30:13,116
平时

2417
02:30:13,800 --> 02:30:15,200
还还你不

2418
02:30:15,200 --> 02:30:18,200
真以为主播还会给你洗东西吧

2419
02:30:18,316 --> 02:30:21,199
不自己的东西洗洗一下都费劲的要死

2420
02:30:21,200 --> 02:30:24,716
主播连外卖都懒得去出门拿了呢

2421
02:30:25,000 --> 02:30:27,116
快递都懒得拿呢

2422
02:30:28,316 --> 02:30:29,949
不会真给自己说

2423
02:30:29,950 --> 02:30:33,000
说着说着自己都把自己骗过去了吧

2424
02:30:38,516 --> 02:30:41,233
哼偶尔洗一下有情调

2425
02:30:42,116 --> 02:30:44,716
那不偶尔的时候呢你洗吗

2426
02:30:46,950 --> 02:30:47,833
洗衣服有个必

2427
02:30:47,833 --> 02:30:48,866
得情调啊

2428
02:30:52,466 --> 02:30:54,549
sure不爱你了呃

2429
02:30:55,516 --> 02:30:56,316
呃

2430
02:30:57,200 --> 02:30:58,433
这些人设崩塌了

2431
02:30:58,433 --> 02:31:00,399
呃这不是你们自己立的吗

2432
02:31:00,400 --> 02:31:02,200
主播也没立这个人设呀

2433
02:31:08,150 --> 02:31:11,000
我为你死了

2434
02:31:16,466 --> 02:31:19,233
那么天天都自己洗把我的也洗了

2435
02:31:24,000 --> 02:31:26,800
你都没给我洗凭什么我要给你洗

2436
02:31:34,666 --> 02:31:37,633
哼谢谢千话万遍说的a C a

2437
02:31:37,633 --> 02:31:39,866
大懒猪快起床骂一下

2438
02:31:40,116 --> 02:31:41,266
这什么倒装剧

2439
02:31:41,266 --> 02:31:44,233
是骂一下大懒猪快起床吗

2440
02:31:45,150 --> 02:31:46,433
懒猪快起床

2441
02:31:51,833 --> 02:31:55,033
好好好吗真的假的得加钱

2442
02:31:55,033 --> 02:31:57,549
呃我们两个还要说这些吗

2443
02:31:59,200 --> 02:32:00,800
大家以后真的愿意

2444
02:32:01,266 --> 02:32:02,949
给别人洗衣服吗

2445
02:32:03,033 --> 02:32:03,866
嗯

2446
02:32:07,800 --> 02:32:10,116
啊说我是大懒猪吗不会吧

2447
02:32:21,916 --> 02:32:22,716
uh huh

2448
02:32:26,916 --> 02:32:28,599
大家愿意弄什么吗

2449
02:32:28,600 --> 02:32:31,233
帮忙去拿快递和外卖吗

2450
02:32:31,666 --> 02:32:33,266
哈哈哈哈

2451
02:32:37,000 --> 02:32:37,916
你水过敏吗

2452
02:32:37,916 --> 02:32:40,599
哎我也水过敏啊我也洗不了衣服

2453
02:32:43,666 --> 02:32:44,316
不是手洗

2454
02:32:44,316 --> 02:32:44,833
但是机

2455
02:32:44,833 --> 02:32:46,433
洗的话你也要把衣服收进去

2456
02:32:46,433 --> 02:32:47,116
然后还要晾

2457
02:32:47,116 --> 02:32:49,633
起来啊还要那个什么把它

2458
02:32:49,716 --> 02:32:51,999
把衣服取下来啊这些也也也

2459
02:32:52,000 --> 02:32:53,516
也需要时间的

2460
02:32:56,433 --> 02:32:57,233
huh

2461
02:33:06,466 --> 02:33:07,266
hmm

2462
02:33:17,066 --> 02:33:20,749
哈哈哈怎么办我是狼狗

2463
02:33:31,666 --> 02:33:34,833
不是大家如果谈恋爱的话会这么做吗

2464
02:33:35,466 --> 02:33:38,749
啊我帮忙拿外卖之类的啊

2465
02:33:38,750 --> 02:33:40,200
就比如说你们两个躺在家

2466
02:33:40,200 --> 02:33:41,866
一起躺在床上然后点了外卖

2467
02:33:41,866 --> 02:33:43,599
那肯定是你去拿还是

2468
02:33:43,716 --> 02:33:46,516
呃呃还是那个什么一天我拿一天

2469
02:33:46,516 --> 02:33:47,266
你拿那样的

2470
02:33:47,266 --> 02:33:50,149
不是一天你拿一天你女朋友拿这样的

2471
02:33:53,400 --> 02:33:56,550
哎呀石头剪刀布吗啊

2472
02:33:58,350 --> 02:33:59,950
谁输了谁拿

2473
02:34:01,666 --> 02:34:03,949
谁点的谁难道是你们两个一起点的呀

2474
02:34:03,950 --> 02:34:05,633
一起点的一起吃啊

2475
02:34:13,200 --> 02:34:14,033
你干嘛呢

2476
02:34:16,033 --> 02:34:18,466
佣人呢有佣人是吧那挺好

2477
02:34:26,433 --> 02:34:27,516
各拿各的

2478
02:34:27,516 --> 02:34:27,999
那你不是

2479
02:34:28,000 --> 02:34:28,716
你别说

2480
02:34:28,716 --> 02:34:30,749
那你们两个一起点了一个外卖

2481
02:34:30,750 --> 02:34:32,750
同一家然后点了两份

2482
02:34:33,116 --> 02:34:34,266
那谁去拿

2483
02:34:37,950 --> 02:34:39,633
你考虑一下没经历过你考

2484
02:34:39,633 --> 02:34:40,266
虑一下

2485
02:34:40,266 --> 02:34:42,833
我操这个猫它在我头上吓我一跳

2486
02:34:52,400 --> 02:34:53,550
快思考一下

2487
02:34:53,916 --> 02:34:54,999
啊就不能会做饭

2488
02:34:55,000 --> 02:34:57,316
那你也要说一下谁做饭呀

2489
02:34:59,750 --> 02:35:02,400
哈哈哈两份都谢了

2490
02:35:11,666 --> 02:35:12,466
OK

2491
02:35:24,000 --> 02:35:25,833
都不愿意去拿是吧

2492
02:35:26,466 --> 02:35:30,999
谁想拿谁拿那肯定都不想拿呀我感觉

2493
02:35:36,233 --> 02:35:38,999
什么男人在家不能做家务啊

2494
02:35:39,400 --> 02:35:42,150
我受不了我受不了

2495
02:35:42,600 --> 02:35:45,433
那我我我说我女人我也不想做家务

2496
02:35:46,316 --> 02:35:48,999
那女人在家也不能做家务请个保姆吧

2497
02:35:49,000 --> 02:35:49,800
那

2498
02:35:53,200 --> 02:35:54,266
洗碗比做饭麻烦

2499
02:35:54,266 --> 02:35:55,666
那其实还是做饭麻烦

2500
02:35:55,666 --> 02:35:57,549
只是洗碗也很麻烦罢了

2501
02:35:58,266 --> 02:35:59,349
多麻烦

2502
02:36:12,150 --> 02:36:13,516
别弄吧头发

2503
02:36:16,433 --> 02:36:17,633
那中午两个人都不起床

2504
02:36:17,633 --> 02:36:19,233
这不是很常见的情况吗

2505
02:36:19,233 --> 02:36:21,266
那这不是一个很常见的情况吗

2506
02:36:21,633 --> 02:36:23,833
啊那周末那肯定是要躺在床上

2507
02:36:23,833 --> 02:36:25,266
躺到下午吧

2508
02:36:26,716 --> 02:36:28,033
吃饭麻烦不啊

2509
02:36:28,033 --> 02:36:31,316
你好像我妈妈呀你好像我的亲戚那些

2510
02:36:31,750 --> 02:36:34,200
这麻烦的很麻烦吃饭麻烦不

2511
02:36:40,200 --> 02:36:42,000
都别吃啊好痛

2512
02:36:43,033 --> 02:36:43,833
哎呦

2513
02:36:51,400 --> 02:36:52,200
干嘛

2514
02:37:01,833 --> 02:37:02,833
干什么呢糖糖

2515
02:37:02,833 --> 02:37:05,199
下午那不是跟大家直播吗

2516
02:37:09,600 --> 02:37:14,116
别老头老头的太猥琐了太下头了

2517
02:37:14,750 --> 02:37:16,316
太性骚扰了

2518
02:37:17,866 --> 02:37:18,666
嗯

2519
02:37:21,350 --> 02:37:22,066
yeah

2520
02:37:22,066 --> 02:37:22,866
叫一下

2521
02:37:23,866 --> 02:37:26,349
我把他的鼻子堵住给你们听一下

2522
02:37:26,350 --> 02:37:28,633
把他鼻子堵住他会叫的等一下

2523
02:37:28,833 --> 02:37:29,833
哈哈哈

2524
02:37:48,950 --> 02:37:51,200
那不行控制不住他

2525
02:37:52,066 --> 02:37:53,266
哈哈哈哈

2526
02:37:53,916 --> 02:37:55,233
哎呀这蹲下下

2527
02:37:55,233 --> 02:37:57,799
有的时候我想自己这么逗他玩来着

2528
02:37:58,066 --> 02:37:58,866
开始

2529
02:38:03,150 --> 02:38:06,400
哈哈哈哈哈哈啊

2530
02:38:06,950 --> 02:38:08,600
太可爱了算了算了

2531
02:38:12,116 --> 02:38:13,549
好再叫吧喵

2532
02:38:14,266 --> 02:38:15,066
OK

2533
02:38:17,466 --> 02:38:19,433
一般小猫我的猫是这么叫

2534
02:38:23,233 --> 02:38:24,549
这个声音大概是

2535
02:38:32,066 --> 02:38:33,633
学不像他这个声音啊

2536
02:38:34,350 --> 02:38:35,466
一般都是这个叫法

2537
02:38:35,466 --> 02:38:39,033
一般就是想想陪他呃想让我陪他玩了

2538
02:38:39,516 --> 02:38:41,149
才会叫一般不会叫的

2539
02:38:41,433 --> 02:38:42,233
啊

2540
02:38:42,950 --> 02:38:43,750
啊

2541
02:38:44,200 --> 02:38:46,550
啊啊他是这样

2542
02:38:48,800 --> 02:38:50,950
哈哈哈哈

2543
02:38:51,666 --> 02:38:52,466
哼

2544
02:38:56,716 --> 02:38:58,466
夜来香

2545
02:39:01,066 --> 02:39:04,233
好饿啊谁帮我吃一下饭吧

2546
02:39:04,466 --> 02:39:06,599
填饱一下我的肚子

2547
02:39:07,150 --> 02:39:08,750
懒得吃饭了

2548
02:39:09,516 --> 02:39:11,549
想不出吃啥

2549
02:39:11,716 --> 02:39:13,633
为你思量

2550
02:39:15,916 --> 02:39:20,799
啊我为你歌唱

2551
02:39:22,116 --> 02:39:25,199
我为你思量

2552
02:39:36,316 --> 02:39:38,599
等待到花一般的梦

2553
02:39:38,666 --> 02:39:40,666
就化作月

2554
02:39:43,000 --> 02:39:43,800
抓住

2555
02:39:48,916 --> 02:39:49,833
狠狠的

2556
02:39:49,916 --> 02:39:53,116
最喜欢就是把猫狠狠的囚禁在我怀里

2557
02:40:06,466 --> 02:40:08,549
没刷牙那是我昨天刷了很久的牙

2558
02:40:08,550 --> 02:40:10,350
现在感觉牙还是很干净

2559
02:40:10,516 --> 02:40:12,716
别走别走小咪

2560
02:40:12,716 --> 02:40:14,666
别走哼

2561
02:40:33,400 --> 02:40:34,200
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

2562
02:40:34,200 --> 02:40:37,066
啊抱着猫真的好舒服啊卧槽

2563
02:40:37,800 --> 02:40:40,950
那条猫就是抱起来最舒服的哎

2564
02:40:41,516 --> 02:40:43,799
我们小猫这个毛呀

2565
02:40:44,550 --> 02:40:46,516
抱着太舒服了

2566
02:40:54,116 --> 02:40:57,033
放你试试你身上有这么舒服的毛吗

2567
02:41:04,633 --> 02:41:05,666
挠挠头

2568
02:41:12,600 --> 02:41:13,716
挠挠下巴

2569
02:41:32,466 --> 02:41:33,116
嗯嗯

2570
02:41:33,116 --> 02:41:35,666
干嘛啊好多毛毛

2571
02:41:36,716 --> 02:41:37,799
满脸毛毛

2572
02:41:42,866 --> 02:41:45,549
我给点外卖点外卖我要起床了跟

2573
02:41:45,916 --> 02:41:47,866
跟大家说再见

2574
02:41:54,550 --> 02:41:58,316
小猫跟跟叔叔哥哥爷爷们说拜拜

2575
02:41:58,350 --> 02:41:59,600
拜拜

2576
02:42:01,066 --> 02:42:02,549
再说一句再见

2577
02:42:02,600 --> 02:42:03,633
再见

2578
02:42:03,633 --> 02:42:05,233
好小猫走吧

2579
02:42:11,116 --> 02:42:13,833
不是我说的是小猫我还没点完外卖呢

2580
02:42:14,233 --> 02:42:16,466
别跟我说再见啊

2581
02:42:18,466 --> 02:42:21,199
你起床起了2小时了怎么

2582
02:42:24,000 --> 02:42:25,350
不可以吗

2583
02:42:28,000 --> 02:42:30,150
老头要去遛鸟了在家吗

2584
02:42:30,233 --> 02:42:31,949
去公园逛逛吗

2585
02:42:32,600 --> 02:42:33,400
哼

2586
02:42:34,033 --> 02:42:38,233
准备吃啥我还没想好呢我还没想好

2587
02:42:38,266 --> 02:42:40,549
我永远都想不好了

2588
02:43:04,516 --> 02:43:05,316
b BOX

2589
02:43:06,200 --> 02:43:09,400
手机没电了你不能充你不能充下电吗

2590
02:43:11,716 --> 02:43:13,799
吃下小炒肉嗯

2591
02:43:15,866 --> 02:43:16,666
好吧

2592
02:43:18,800 --> 02:43:20,033
我是吃那个吧

2593
02:43:20,516 --> 02:43:22,833
这点绝对能自由啊

2594
02:43:23,200 --> 02:43:24,950
b box可以自由

2595
02:43:30,833 --> 02:43:32,466
我不会有乱弄的

2596
02:43:32,800 --> 02:43:34,200
这怎么自用啊

2597
02:43:34,600 --> 02:43:36,516
那只能说你加油了

2598
02:43:55,550 --> 02:43:58,116
这种大事哎我又想说怪话了还是算了

2599
02:43:59,866 --> 02:44:00,349
想想

2600
02:44:00,350 --> 02:44:01,233
嗯

2601
02:44:22,916 --> 02:44:24,549
没有女人不觉得有点厉害吗

2602
02:44:24,550 --> 02:44:26,433
稍微还是有一点对不对

2603
02:44:27,000 --> 02:44:29,200
有没有有没有有没有啊

2604
02:44:29,433 --> 02:44:30,866
有没有觉得呀

2605
02:44:30,866 --> 02:44:34,866
有没有人觉得呀有没有人觉得吗

2606
02:44:39,716 --> 02:44:42,199
我没喷口水有点东西吗

2607
02:44:42,200 --> 02:44:43,350
专业吗

2608
02:44:44,266 --> 02:44:47,399
真没喷出来口水一滴都没喷出来

2609
02:44:51,516 --> 02:44:52,466
哈哈哈

2610
02:45:03,950 --> 02:45:05,433
你不是阴阳怪

2611
02:45:05,433 --> 02:45:07,716
气的话你自己试试挺难的好吧

2612
02:45:13,866 --> 02:45:17,066
试试不相信你们就自己试试

2613
02:45:20,666 --> 02:45:21,466
哼

2614
02:45:27,666 --> 02:45:29,716
有点西海岸的感觉了

2615
02:45:29,866 --> 02:45:31,749
我玩的就是西海岸

2616
02:45:32,750 --> 02:45:34,666
我玩的就是西海岸

2617
02:45:38,000 --> 02:45:41,033
我操我的冰淇淋都到了10来分钟了

2618
02:45:51,200 --> 02:45:52,000
go

2619
02:45:55,116 --> 02:45:58,599
没清洁暑期啊是表演一下b box

2620
02:45:58,600 --> 02:45:59,666
b do box

2621
02:46:02,000 --> 02:46:02,800
嗯

2622
02:46:03,150 --> 02:46:06,433
不会的有冰袋来着有只有吃冰淇淋

2623
02:46:06,666 --> 02:46:08,033
我就吃我就吃

2624
02:46:08,033 --> 02:46:10,999
不吃冰淇淋我就浑身难受我就不开心

2625
02:46:11,000 --> 02:46:12,066
我就想闹

2626
02:46:13,116 --> 02:46:15,116
这天吃冰淇淋啊确实

2627
02:46:16,600 --> 02:46:19,266
哎你们太你们太太脆弱了

2628
02:46:19,266 --> 02:46:21,116
我觉冬天也可以吃冰淇淋的

2629
02:46:21,116 --> 02:46:22,516
反正家里面有空调

2630
02:46:22,516 --> 02:46:22,949
无所谓的

2631
02:46:22,950 --> 02:46:24,400
我先把空调开开

2632
02:46:26,866 --> 02:46:27,749
嗯嗯

2633
02:46:40,266 --> 02:46:41,916
没觉得有点厉害吗

2634
02:46:43,433 --> 02:46:44,233
哼

2635
02:46:45,716 --> 02:46:48,116
是有点难受那你们的胃肠胃太脆弱了

2636
02:46:48,116 --> 02:46:49,266
我从来不会

2637
02:46:52,400 --> 02:46:54,400
两分钟播了两小时我说播2分钟吗

2638
02:46:54,400 --> 02:46:56,233
我说的应该是播5分钟吧

2639
02:46:57,200 --> 02:46:58,000
哼

2640
02:47:04,466 --> 02:47:05,266
哼

2641
02:47:05,466 --> 02:47:08,866
我是铁胃啊我真的我一一起床

2642
02:47:09,000 --> 02:47:09,350
呃

2643
02:47:09,350 --> 02:47:11,550
就比如说我现在待会起床先吃冰淇淋

2644
02:47:11,550 --> 02:47:12,750
也不会有事的

2645
02:47:12,800 --> 02:47:14,550
我真的不知道是我是正常人

2646
02:47:14,550 --> 02:47:15,750
还是你们太脆弱了

2647
02:47:15,750 --> 02:47:17,200
还是我太厉害了

2648
02:47:17,716 --> 02:47:19,516
到底是哪一个呢

2649
02:47:30,033 --> 02:47:33,916
40分钟就想走了是饼干碎了一大锅啊

2650
02:47:33,916 --> 02:47:34,916
如果你看的多的话

2651
02:47:34,916 --> 02:47:36,916
你就会发现主播每一次都是这样啊

2652
02:47:36,916 --> 02:47:38,349
老早就说啊我要走了我走

2653
02:47:38,350 --> 02:47:39,433
你可以统计一下

2654
02:47:39,433 --> 02:47:42,066
一场直播中我说了多少次我要走了

2655
02:47:42,066 --> 02:47:44,916
哈哈哈你统可以统计一下

2656
02:47:44,916 --> 02:47:48,116
一场直播中感觉起码会说3次要走了

2657
02:47:50,066 --> 02:47:52,799
老六怎么疼的哎又是老头发炎

2658
02:47:53,033 --> 02:47:54,399
经典老头发炎

2659
02:48:00,750 --> 02:48:01,516
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

2660
02:48:01,516 --> 02:48:04,399
一场直播电台的话起码要说5次

2661
02:48:04,633 --> 02:48:06,349
走了走了我要下播了

2662
02:48:09,833 --> 02:48:10,916
粘人是这样的那

2663
02:48:10,916 --> 02:48:12,599
应该粘人的是饼干碎吧

2664
02:48:12,600 --> 02:48:13,400
可能

2665
02:48:14,200 --> 02:48:17,516
粉丝太粘我了哎呀我真的哎呀

2666
02:48:17,666 --> 02:48:19,916
跟应该跟大家保持一点距离啊

2667
02:48:19,916 --> 02:48:22,949
但是饼干碎太那个啥了

2668
02:48:23,400 --> 02:48:26,516
这个直播间的大家太那个啥了OK

2669
02:48:32,116 --> 02:48:33,999
瞧不起老头那确实有一点

2670
02:48:34,000 --> 02:48:37,550
感觉老头身体各项机能都不太行了

2671
02:48:38,316 --> 02:48:40,149
这个饭比如说你们俩一起吃

2672
02:48:40,150 --> 02:48:41,866
吃个什么什么东西

2673
02:48:41,866 --> 02:48:43,549
他说哎呀这个好硬啊

2674
02:48:43,716 --> 02:48:45,116
吃那个哎呀这个

2675
02:48:45,233 --> 02:48:48,033
这个太凉了对胃不好啊

2676
02:48:48,033 --> 02:48:50,233
这个是什么上火的食物啊

2677
02:48:50,433 --> 02:48:53,316
哎呦哎呦这哎呦哎呦这个水有点冷

2678
02:48:53,316 --> 02:48:54,116
哎呀

2679
02:48:54,633 --> 02:48:56,233
拉肚子拉肚子了

2680
02:48:58,266 --> 02:48:59,199
哎呦啊这个

2681
02:48:59,316 --> 02:49:00,549
这个啥这个

2682
02:49:00,550 --> 02:49:04,116
这个盐放多了我这个对我身体不好

2683
02:49:04,633 --> 02:49:06,433
哎呦喂这个有糖啊

2684
02:49:06,433 --> 02:49:08,633
我有糖尿病啊不得行不得行

2685
02:49:13,400 --> 02:49:14,200
huh

2686
02:49:29,400 --> 02:49:32,350
哈哈怎么可以说老婆死的

2687
02:49:33,750 --> 02:49:34,866
嗯

2688
02:49:36,833 --> 02:49:40,516
哎呦今天风好大呀把我的那个呃

2689
02:49:41,116 --> 02:49:44,033
啊刚醒吗什么什么死猪啊

2690
02:49:44,150 --> 02:49:45,950
3:41了

2691
02:49:46,750 --> 02:49:47,466
这里风好大

2692
02:49:47,466 --> 02:49:50,033
帮我把我的那个老头帽拿出来

2693
02:49:50,033 --> 02:49:52,199
哎呦哇这个头皮受不得凉啊

2694
02:49:52,200 --> 02:49:54,466
头皮受凉了到时候又掉头发了

2695
02:49:54,466 --> 02:49:56,066
本来已经不是多少了

2696
02:49:56,066 --> 02:49:57,116
不剩多少了

2697
02:49:57,150 --> 02:50:00,400
我就把我的那个老头毡帽拿拿出来

2698
02:50:02,600 --> 02:50:02,866
哎呀

2699
02:50:02,866 --> 02:50:06,033
今天天有点冷啊穿一条秋裤不到行了

2700
02:50:06,033 --> 02:50:08,266
再再穿一条再穿一条

2701
02:50:12,066 --> 02:50:12,866
huh

2702
02:50:14,800 --> 02:50:15,550
now我们一起说

2703
02:50:15,550 --> 02:50:17,266
那我人的意识是醒了的呀

2704
02:50:17,266 --> 02:50:20,033
那我不那我已经工作了3个小时了

2705
02:50:20,033 --> 02:50:22,716
那他呢他不是睡到现在吗

2706
02:50:25,950 --> 02:50:27,066
主播没少照顾老头

2707
02:50:27,066 --> 02:50:29,399
自己先又又变成主播照顾老头了

2708
02:50:30,033 --> 02:50:31,749
了解一下老头的生活习性

2709
02:50:31,750 --> 02:50:34,116
也是主播对老头也有什么故事了

2710
02:50:34,116 --> 02:50:35,599
什么都给你懂完了

2711
02:50:39,716 --> 02:50:40,516
hmm

2712
02:50:42,800 --> 02:50:44,233
你就说我现在是不是在直播

2713
02:50:44,233 --> 02:50:45,316
是不是在工作吗

2714
02:50:45,316 --> 02:50:46,316
你说啊

2715
02:50:47,400 --> 02:50:48,716
说呀

2716
02:50:54,400 --> 02:50:56,066
蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦

2717
02:51:00,033 --> 02:51:01,399
怎么叫你穿两条秋裤

2718
02:51:01,400 --> 02:51:03,866
真有人穿两条秋裤啊大家米娜撒

2719
02:51:03,916 --> 02:51:05,199
大家真的穿秋裤了吗

2720
02:51:05,200 --> 02:51:07,516
说实话我虽然冷但是我也没穿秋裤

2721
02:51:07,516 --> 02:51:10,349
你们真穿秋裤啊啊

2722
02:51:12,666 --> 02:51:14,233
你们真穿秋裤啊

2723
02:51:15,233 --> 02:51:16,999
我工作那么久一定会算KPI的

2724
02:51:17,000 --> 02:51:19,150
我我根本不考虑KPI好吧

2725
02:51:19,150 --> 02:51:22,000
KPI太好完成了i don't care

2726
02:51:25,150 --> 02:51:25,950
哼

2727
02:51:26,633 --> 02:51:28,833
闭着眼睛也能把KPI完成喽

2728
02:51:31,866 --> 02:51:34,633
早就装备上了啊啊

2729
02:51:36,800 --> 02:51:38,316
这么冷不穿吗

2730
02:51:38,316 --> 02:51:40,716
你们觉得多少度就必须要穿了我现在

2731
02:51:41,150 --> 02:51:44,150
啊我家这边的话应该是

2732
02:51:45,750 --> 02:51:49,350
3-9度啊最近的话不穿

2733
02:51:49,916 --> 02:51:51,116
还可以不穿

2734
02:51:58,950 --> 02:51:59,750
哼

2735
02:52:01,600 --> 02:52:03,316
还摇啊

2736
02:52:06,316 --> 02:52:09,233
没有没有什么呃有包袱的潮人吗

2737
02:52:09,233 --> 02:52:10,266
这个直播间

2738
02:52:11,716 --> 02:52:14,233
没有一点什么有包袱的潮人吗

2739
02:52:15,433 --> 02:52:16,799
发饰都可以不穿

2740
02:52:16,800 --> 02:52:18,000
真的假的

2741
02:52:23,350 --> 02:52:27,866
今天气温是-19度我没有体验过等一下

2742
02:52:32,233 --> 02:52:33,949
没有体验过49度

2743
02:52:36,316 --> 02:52:38,599
北京上海现在多少度啊

2744
02:52:38,950 --> 02:52:41,550
是只有东北那么冷吗还是北京上海

2745
02:52:41,550 --> 02:52:42,750
也很那个啊

2746
02:52:46,116 --> 02:52:49,549
15度以下你就穿了哈哈哈哈

2747
02:52:50,833 --> 02:52:52,716
谢谢谢谢谢谢

2748
02:53:02,516 --> 02:53:04,266
啊嗯啊

2749
02:53:07,466 --> 02:53:09,516
哈哈哈哈

2750
02:53:12,466 --> 02:53:15,516
no方天气冷怎么也是北方更冷吧

2751
02:53:15,550 --> 02:53:17,550
我就在南方来着

2752
02:53:24,266 --> 02:53:27,316
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

2753
02:53:29,633 --> 02:53:30,916
不太行啊你们

2754
02:53:31,950 --> 02:53:35,000
说鼻涕声音好性感呃好恶心啊

2755
02:53:36,833 --> 02:53:37,199
oh

2756
02:53:37,200 --> 02:53:39,750
但是换换一个想法呢你呃

2757
02:53:39,916 --> 02:53:42,633
哈哈哈换一个想法你可能是一个

2758
02:53:42,633 --> 02:53:45,116
爱一个人就要爱一个人的一切的人

2759
02:53:45,116 --> 02:53:46,399
那再换一个想法呢

2760
02:53:46,633 --> 02:53:48,799
再换一个想法就是好恶心啊

2761
02:53:53,033 --> 02:53:53,316
穿

2762
02:53:53,316 --> 02:53:55,949
工装裤穿秋裤看不出但是会看出来你

2763
02:53:55,950 --> 02:53:57,950
走路那个笨笨重重的然后

2764
02:53:58,516 --> 02:54:01,233
感觉你那个工装裤下面的腿粗粗的

2765
02:54:01,233 --> 02:54:03,549
告诉你吧能看出来的说实话

2766
02:54:03,550 --> 02:54:06,033
然后坐下的话就感觉你整个腿

2767
02:54:06,200 --> 02:54:09,116
呃圆很圆润懂吗特别是膝盖

2768
02:54:09,400 --> 02:54:10,633
很圆润啊

2769
02:54:10,833 --> 02:54:14,433
就是圆乎乎的没有那种腿部的骨感

2770
02:54:19,750 --> 02:54:21,516
夜来香

2771
02:54:27,266 --> 02:54:28,066
huh

2772
02:54:28,466 --> 02:54:29,666
见到温情了啊

2773
02:54:29,666 --> 02:54:31,149
但是大家也没温情啊

2774
02:54:31,150 --> 02:54:32,750
主播也温情不起来

2775
02:54:38,116 --> 02:54:38,916
of course

2776
02:54:41,516 --> 02:54:43,633
冷那么穿不傻子吗那

2777
02:54:45,350 --> 02:54:46,350
嗯呐

2778
02:54:47,950 --> 02:54:50,200
要不穿好看点不穿

2779
02:54:50,633 --> 02:54:53,033
瘦点美点帅点

2780
02:54:58,033 --> 02:54:59,716
那不得腿练的更粗点吗

2781
02:54:59,716 --> 02:55:02,466
哎呦别练成牛蛙那样的了

2782
02:55:03,116 --> 02:55:06,116
我觉得不太好看我觉得那个肌肉就是

2783
02:55:06,316 --> 02:55:09,316
呃很很很很那个什么

2784
02:55:09,716 --> 02:55:11,066
那个肌肉那样

2785
02:55:11,433 --> 02:55:12,549
用力的凸出来

2786
02:55:12,550 --> 02:55:13,833
不太好看我觉得

2787
02:55:13,833 --> 02:55:14,999
这我个人的想法

2788
02:55:15,000 --> 02:55:16,750
但是男生可能觉得好看吧

2789
02:55:17,116 --> 02:55:20,316
男生和男生互相能够欣赏来着

2790
02:55:36,800 --> 02:55:39,666
怎么可能胳膊比我腰粗你放狗屁

2791
02:55:41,433 --> 02:55:43,233
啊有点曲线就行了确

2792
02:55:43,233 --> 02:55:43,666
实我

2793
02:55:43,666 --> 02:55:46,149
我觉得大部分女生应该都是这样想的

2794
02:55:46,266 --> 02:55:47,916
有点曲线就行了

2795
02:55:48,600 --> 02:55:50,433
那个什么肩膀之中啊

2796
02:55:50,550 --> 02:55:54,666
或是那个背上然后那个肚子啊

2797
02:55:55,316 --> 02:55:57,549
有点曲线就好看

2798
02:55:58,716 --> 02:56:00,199
但是别练成那个什么

2799
02:56:00,200 --> 02:56:02,200
健身房那种健身教练的那一种

2800
02:56:02,200 --> 02:56:04,400
但是我感觉好像男生是喜欢那种的

2801
02:56:04,400 --> 02:56:05,600
那那这个

2802
02:56:06,833 --> 02:56:07,999
怎么怎么说呢

2803
02:56:08,000 --> 02:56:10,666
看这只看看大家自己的取舍吧

2804
02:56:13,316 --> 02:56:14,433
你练的有点过吗

2805
02:56:14,433 --> 02:56:16,599
那也不可能比我腰粗啊我的腰都

2806
02:56:17,800 --> 02:56:20,000
不能说嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻

2807
02:56:21,233 --> 02:56:23,749
别把女生的腰想象的太细了呀

2808
02:56:27,066 --> 02:56:29,749
喜欢双开门冰箱吗那不太喜欢但是

2809
02:56:30,316 --> 02:56:31,599
大部分女生还是会喜欢

2810
02:56:31,600 --> 02:56:32,916
肩膀宽一点的吧

2811
02:56:38,350 --> 02:56:41,800
我不哎我而且我也好久没量量腰围了

2812
02:56:42,116 --> 02:56:42,916
um

2813
02:56:45,666 --> 02:56:48,199
啦啦啦啦啦

2814
02:56:53,266 --> 02:56:54,066
cool

2815
02:56:59,466 --> 02:57:01,633
工作以后没那么多时间保持每周

2816
02:57:01,633 --> 02:57:02,233
四五练

2817
02:57:02,233 --> 02:57:06,316
你多高啊不会又又矮矮的壮壮的吧

2818
02:57:08,033 --> 02:57:10,666
矮矮的壮壮的真的很get呀我感觉

2819
02:57:10,666 --> 02:57:12,716
特别是如果再是个平头

2820
02:57:12,916 --> 02:57:15,599
他头发短短的的话get的不行

2821
02:57:17,916 --> 02:57:18,866
我看看我的

2822
02:57:19,000 --> 02:57:20,866
尺子是不是在我床头柜里面

2823
02:57:21,150 --> 02:57:23,433
有的话我先量量一下我看看

2824
02:57:28,000 --> 02:57:28,833
干嘛

2825
02:57:32,266 --> 02:57:33,066
哎呦

2826
02:57:34,116 --> 02:57:36,316
喜欢这样的熊猫那我肯定不喜欢啊

2827
02:57:37,266 --> 02:57:39,349
哎呀我想我现在应该出去拿一下

2828
02:57:39,516 --> 02:57:40,999
门口拿一下再说

2829
02:57:42,516 --> 02:57:43,316
哎呦

2830
02:57:43,550 --> 02:57:44,350
看看

2831
02:57:46,600 --> 02:57:47,400
在这

2832
02:57:56,466 --> 02:57:57,666
没有女生会喜欢的吧

2833
02:57:57,666 --> 02:57:58,466
我觉得

2834
02:57:58,550 --> 02:58:00,266
应该还是会有啊什么样的都有

2835
02:58:00,266 --> 02:58:02,466
也有女生就喜欢长得胖的呢

2836
02:58:06,033 --> 02:58:06,999
穿一下sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

2837
02:58:10,033 --> 02:58:11,633
我先去把我冰淇淋拿回来

2838
02:58:11,633 --> 02:58:12,666
然后再躺一下

2839
02:58:13,000 --> 02:58:14,950
要不然我怕我冰淇淋被偷了大家

2840
02:58:14,950 --> 02:58:16,950
之前我有一次我的那个什么

2841
02:58:18,200 --> 02:58:20,916
奶茶放在门口被偷了好晒的

2842
02:58:21,033 --> 02:58:22,516
好想杀人啊

2843
02:58:23,200 --> 02:58:25,633
当时我啊1186那肯

2844
02:58:25,633 --> 02:58:27,799
定不算矮你是发出来炫耀的是吧

2845
02:58:27,800 --> 02:58:29,866
你们男生这种小心思主播

2846
02:58:30,316 --> 02:58:31,716
拿捏的死死的

2847
02:58:32,800 --> 02:58:35,350
就像我说啊大家嗯

2848
02:58:35,916 --> 02:58:37,866
体重80斤算重吗

2849
02:58:38,550 --> 02:58:40,866
我裤子呢不是

2850
02:58:43,600 --> 02:58:45,150
啊跟你们说之前有一次

2851
02:58:45,666 --> 02:58:48,199
就是我我我我回家然后

2852
02:58:48,266 --> 02:58:50,949
弄什么计算着时间点了个奶茶

2853
02:58:51,000 --> 02:58:51,800
然后

2854
02:58:52,600 --> 02:58:53,066
到家之后

2855
02:58:53,066 --> 02:58:56,066
我妈又说出去哪里哪里拿个什么东西

2856
02:58:56,150 --> 02:58:56,950
然后

2857
02:58:57,800 --> 02:59:00,466
就去拿花了10来分钟然后

2858
02:59:00,916 --> 02:59:01,916
回家之后

2859
02:59:01,916 --> 02:59:04,549
就我那个门上的放的那个奶茶没了

2860
02:59:04,550 --> 02:59:06,833
被偷了我操我当时真的

2861
02:59:07,266 --> 02:59:09,916
当时看到门上空空如也的时候

2862
02:59:11,000 --> 02:59:14,116
真的真的感觉万念俱灰

2863
02:59:14,116 --> 02:59:16,749
感觉对这个世界没什么留恋了已经

2864
02:59:18,666 --> 02:59:21,266
该掉地上了我看看果然

2865
02:59:34,750 --> 02:59:37,400
我为你死了

2866
02:59:42,150 --> 02:59:43,266
我眼镜呢

2867
02:59:47,516 --> 02:59:48,799
门口没装监控吗

2868
02:59:48,800 --> 02:59:51,516
嗯那没有那么多人门口装监控吧

2869
02:59:51,950 --> 02:59:53,633
我家门口是没装的

2870
02:59:55,000 --> 02:59:56,200
而且不是说有的那种吗

2871
02:59:56,200 --> 02:59:57,466
你装你门口装监控

2872
02:59:57,466 --> 02:59:59,916
然后邻居那些会觉得你切换他隐私

2873
02:59:59,916 --> 03:00:01,916
然后来闹之类的

2874
03:00:07,516 --> 03:00:08,316
哎

2875
03:00:08,516 --> 03:00:09,666
没事我可以退钱

2876
03:00:09,666 --> 03:00:11,866
那是我让别人放在家门口

2877
03:00:11,866 --> 03:00:13,949
然后我自己没有及时去拿的呀

2878
03:00:15,233 --> 03:00:16,749
戴眼镜没有时候戴啊

2879
03:00:18,550 --> 03:00:19,833
我眼镜呢

2880
03:00:19,833 --> 03:00:20,316
你不觉得

2881
03:00:20,316 --> 03:00:22,066
觉不觉得这个世界上最离谱的事情

2882
03:00:22,066 --> 03:00:23,949
就是一个近视眼

2883
03:00:24,033 --> 03:00:26,466
然后要找自己的眼镜在哪里啊

2884
03:00:33,200 --> 03:00:36,066
是我也啊说模型监控的模型吗

2885
03:00:36,066 --> 03:00:38,799
其实我之前买过一个模型

2886
03:00:38,800 --> 03:00:41,600
然后我发现没那么高装不上去啊

2887
03:00:41,600 --> 03:00:42,950
我把我家的那个什么东西

2888
03:00:42,950 --> 03:00:44,150
要装在那个门门

2889
03:00:44,150 --> 03:00:45,800
门的很上面

2890
03:00:45,833 --> 03:00:47,949
总而言之装不上去

2891
03:00:48,033 --> 03:00:50,516
搬了椅子来都够不到够不到

2892
03:00:57,066 --> 03:00:58,749
戴着眼镜眨眼睛没这么傻逼吧

2893
03:00:58,750 --> 03:01:00,316
我没干过这样的事情

2894
03:01:01,000 --> 03:01:01,800
咳咳

2895
03:01:12,000 --> 03:01:14,116
你妈妈到了帮你拿一下吗好好好

2896
03:01:14,633 --> 03:01:17,399
啊你的是那个吗啊行拿到了我吃了

2897
03:01:29,116 --> 03:01:29,916
哎呀

2898
03:01:33,633 --> 03:01:34,866
好冷啊

2899
03:01:42,950 --> 03:01:43,750
fine

2900
03:01:57,750 --> 03:01:59,866
嗨我两个外卖都到了

2901
03:02:12,516 --> 03:02:13,433
啊

2902
03:02:14,716 --> 03:02:15,749
又来吃冰淇淋

2903
03:02:15,750 --> 03:02:18,916
冰淇淋又不是用手又又又不是用那

2904
03:02:19,000 --> 03:02:20,916
冰淇淋是用嗓子吃啊

2905
03:02:21,600 --> 03:02:23,316
啊我的厚袜子还没到

2906
03:02:23,316 --> 03:02:25,516
再不到我要冻死了啊

2907
03:02:27,433 --> 03:02:28,949
顶多饭也到了的

2908
03:02:31,800 --> 03:02:32,550
1

2909
03:02:32,550 --> 03:02:36,950
谢来生我为你

2910
03:02:40,316 --> 03:02:41,116
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

2911
03:02:51,400 --> 03:02:53,600
我穿好我就下播了

2912
03:02:54,466 --> 03:02:55,999
已经播了3个小时了

2913
03:02:56,000 --> 03:02:56,866
没什么问题吧

2914
03:02:56,866 --> 03:02:59,633
主播今晚不播真是毫无愧疚感呢

2915
03:02:59,950 --> 03:03:01,200
根本完全不会

2916
03:03:01,233 --> 03:03:03,999
不会感到愧疚也不会想大家了

2917
03:03:04,000 --> 03:03:06,516
已经3个小时呢

2918
03:03:13,750 --> 03:03:14,550
you

2919
03:03:21,350 --> 03:03:22,350
妈妈

2920
03:03:23,116 --> 03:03:23,916
妈

2921
03:03:24,750 --> 03:03:27,400
今晚上去哥哥直播间逮捕一下大家

2922
03:03:28,000 --> 03:03:30,150
去看别的女人是吧好好

2923
03:03:30,866 --> 03:03:33,116
我去哥哥直播间逮捕一下大家

2924
03:03:38,316 --> 03:03:39,516
悄悄的记在心里

2925
03:03:39,516 --> 03:03:41,749
然后下次你们再向我做出什么

2926
03:03:41,866 --> 03:03:43,199
许诺的时候

2927
03:03:44,550 --> 03:03:45,750
狠狠的不相信

2928
03:03:50,350 --> 03:03:53,150
叫你来陪陪怎么陪呢又电台吗

2929
03:03:53,316 --> 03:03:55,433
电台电台那个什么

2930
03:03:55,433 --> 03:03:57,749
一出了电台那个什么了都

2931
03:04:00,116 --> 03:04:01,549
电台哎

2932
03:04:02,716 --> 03:04:04,266
供过于求了都

2933
03:04:04,950 --> 03:04:06,350
在电台的话

2934
03:04:13,033 --> 03:04:15,066
这东西你怎么找着的呀

2935
03:04:17,916 --> 03:04:18,716
去

2936
03:04:24,750 --> 03:04:25,633
播但是不说话

2937
03:04:25,633 --> 03:04:27,466
那这个直播看着有意义吗

2938
03:04:27,466 --> 03:04:28,633
他说我在想

2939
03:04:35,400 --> 03:04:36,750
OK哈哈

2940
03:04:36,916 --> 03:04:39,199
电台看见了播视频聊天

2941
03:04:40,800 --> 03:04:42,833
主播还还

2942
03:04:43,200 --> 03:04:44,466
还进厨房了

2943
03:04:46,233 --> 03:04:48,833
换个换个鞋子太冷了

2944
03:05:04,433 --> 03:05:06,666
蚊子直播吗有人回吗

2945
03:05:08,150 --> 03:05:11,200
到时候我发一条文字你发10条回复

2946
03:05:11,716 --> 03:05:13,599
不然我不认可我积水了

2947
03:05:14,116 --> 03:05:16,316
不是主播不是上厕所啊我积水

2948
03:05:38,466 --> 03:05:39,266
啊

2949
03:05:40,833 --> 03:05:43,349
这不是光脚了这个天谁还光脚啊

2950
03:05:43,350 --> 03:05:45,516
要疯掉了吧我都冷死了快

2951
03:05:47,200 --> 03:05:48,716
啊

2952
03:05:51,800 --> 03:05:53,833
方言间隔有限制我不管

2953
03:05:55,266 --> 03:05:56,149
我不管

2954
03:06:00,516 --> 03:06:02,266
我还没开始刷呢

2955
03:06:03,000 --> 03:06:04,266
给我计时

2956
03:06:06,633 --> 03:06:09,199
我开始了预备开始

2957
03:06:11,233 --> 03:06:12,033
哎呀

2958
03:06:36,350 --> 03:06:38,350
电动牙刷还没到呢

2959
03:06:44,916 --> 03:06:46,433
大姨翻过了吗

2960
03:07:04,866 --> 03:07:06,199
哈哈哈嗯

2961
03:07:46,233 --> 03:07:47,549
呀看到了呀

2962
03:07:50,033 --> 03:07:50,833
哈哈

2963
03:07:53,033 --> 03:07:53,866
哇

2964
03:07:54,000 --> 03:07:55,000
要疯了

2965
03:08:17,550 --> 03:08:19,400
他们走了真的完了

2966
03:08:45,750 --> 03:08:46,550
哦

2967
03:09:24,116 --> 03:09:24,916
完美

2968
03:09:26,800 --> 03:09:27,600
嗯

2969
03:09:32,116 --> 03:09:34,149
thank you怎么还差一点点3分钟我

2970
03:09:34,150 --> 03:09:36,266
不相信肯定有3分钟了呀

2971
03:09:37,000 --> 03:09:39,316
刚才一定有3分钟了好吗

2972
03:09:40,633 --> 03:09:42,199
绝对3分钟了

2973
03:09:49,633 --> 03:09:51,949
晚上去死

2974
03:09:53,466 --> 03:09:55,833
晚上你算个屁啊晚上

2975
03:09:56,400 --> 03:10:00,400
晚上可以小小小小小小小小刷一下吧

2976
03:10:01,350 --> 03:10:02,316
看一下电脑

2977
03:10:03,550 --> 03:10:05,400
思考一下待会看什么

2978
03:10:06,150 --> 03:10:06,950
嗯

2979
03:10:12,400 --> 03:10:16,000
又把我的鼠标扔到地上了烦死了

2980
03:10:21,033 --> 03:10:22,549
棒棒棒棒

2981
03:10:37,866 --> 03:10:39,233
那就拜拜喽

2982
03:10:40,950 --> 03:10:43,550
看什么有无推荐我还没想好

2983
03:10:44,916 --> 03:10:48,233
想看点好玩的好笑的

2984
03:10:59,716 --> 03:11:01,549
thank you是那啊

2985
03:11:01,550 --> 03:11:04,916
但是晚上真有人要想看无声直播吗

2986
03:11:06,233 --> 03:11:08,466
我是觉得没啥必要来着

2987
03:11:12,466 --> 03:11:13,116
真的真的

2988
03:11:13,116 --> 03:11:16,799
这次我是又要走了这次是真的

2989
03:11:17,266 --> 03:11:18,066
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

2990
03:11:21,000 --> 03:11:21,800
hmm

2991
03:11:29,233 --> 03:11:31,433
好了好了不用假装挽留了

2992
03:11:31,866 --> 03:11:33,266
这次是真的

2993
03:11:38,000 --> 03:11:38,233
啊

2994
03:11:38,233 --> 03:11:39,033
拜拜

2995
03:11:44,433 --> 03:11:46,033
真的呢真的呢

2996
03:11:49,866 --> 03:11:51,199
那就拜拜了大家

2997
03:11:58,866 --> 03:12:02,316
嗯那再说吧到时候

2998
03:12:02,833 --> 03:12:05,666
看看吧也可以说话也可以一边说话

2999
03:12:05,666 --> 03:12:09,199
因为晚上的话可能学学歌之类的

3000
03:12:09,800 --> 03:12:12,400
这可能就不能一直说话了

3001
03:12:14,233 --> 03:12:15,466
晚安晚安

3002
03:12:16,633 --> 03:12:18,466
熬不动了你也没怎么熬啊

3003
03:12:18,466 --> 03:12:20,833
你时不时进来你以为我不知道是吧

3004
03:12:23,600 --> 03:12:24,400
OK

3005
03:12:26,033 --> 03:12:28,516
行那那那到时候再通知吧

3006
03:12:28,516 --> 03:12:30,066
看一下我事情忙的怎么样

3007
03:12:30,066 --> 03:12:32,466
哎妈妈呀都已经4点了

3008
03:12:35,666 --> 03:12:36,149
是吗

3009
03:12:36,150 --> 03:12:40,150
那怎么一直提示提示1一直那什么哎

3010
03:12:40,150 --> 03:12:43,000
提督叉叉叉已进入直播间呢

3011
03:12:47,433 --> 03:12:50,266
难受吐那每天晚上睡那么晚干嘛

3012
03:12:52,066 --> 03:12:53,916
啊切设备是吧

3013
03:12:55,433 --> 03:12:57,066
4点了拜拜

3014
03:13:01,233 --> 03:13:02,033
拜拜

3015
03:13:02,033 --> 03:13:03,749
拜拜

3016
03:13:04,916 --> 03:13:05,749
bye bye bye

3017
03:13:13,716 --> 03:13:15,549
拜拜拜拜

3018
03:13:19,600 --> 03:13:21,200
信赖团花团锦

3019
03:13:21,200 --> 03:13:23,716
那一片花团锦做和的小红花和好吃的

3020
03:13:23,716 --> 03:13:24,633
加油加油哦