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it says all time all night you're not here should die

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how's cash can't get more

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i can't get it i can't get it

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i can't get it for you

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my name a walk la la

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la

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have a crew or young now

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they don't know about shit that could never know

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a Koko La

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La La

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love me don't know how to decide

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cause i don't know think iwhy boy

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you're a demita

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i'll soon me again soon i'll come up na na na

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go ahead gotta throw it down

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cause man i can owe you man i can do

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blow high upon the may

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tell you down some kind of happy

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god she knows i keep those that girl stay down covered in

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so now you're the quaga in my u kada

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a kokova ma

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da Kata la la

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should i say she's gonna hear my mama

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哈喽哈喽

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晚上好嗯

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那只可惜

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一袋米的温

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快乐的快乐的

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晚上好啊

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主播的标题什么意思

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主播的标题就是被直播吸干了

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最近每天白天都昏昏沉沉困困的

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其实明明睡够了的

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可能睡的太晚了

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为直播卸妆的经历

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走开走开

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走开

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晚上好啊

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再也不直播这么久了

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晚上好

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晚上好

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想我了吗这假的

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笨死了

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为什么我妈来的

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真的

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1只要1坐在电脑面前明明

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工作的时候他也不会来的

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然后一一一直播他就准时来了

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could

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sweet memories

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就是

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怪大家太粘人吗哎

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有吗没太感受到啊

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是我的问题我改

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感觉应该是我的问题我改

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真的我打算那个什么

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以后每天

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呃

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顶多一点半两点吧顶多两点睡觉

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早上10点钟就发早安动态

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希望能做到

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OK

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不是如果我要两点钟睡觉的话顶

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顶多12点钟就要下播

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然后我玩两小时

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玩两个小时然后去睡觉

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这是一个比较正常的一个情况

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今天是真假一小时今天吗

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呃我是这么想的

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呃

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呃顶多一个半小时好吧

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我把这些情况都考虑在内了的

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2点能睡觉

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慢慢来嘛

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你不可能一口气吃成大胖子啊

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pussy now i thought you made the cat girl

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who took her she could me and you

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啊

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今天几点下播

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从1点啊

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一个小时半以后

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从现在就开始挽留

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那从现在就开始拉扯啊好

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今天的直播差不多就到此结束了

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大家拜拜拜拜

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哼

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啊别走好吗

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那好吧那就再播10分钟啊

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从现在就开始了

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到到时候走的就比较轻易了

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哼

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哈哈哈哼

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还还没还没还没

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唱个歌唱个歌

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啊

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戏哀

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没跟上咱就重来一下

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那刺颗心地糖密达瓦刺动玛尼尼

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s s

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记得那一天

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我嫂子可能啊就落在家那一

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多么don't you know

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'

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you meet the kicker

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oh too cool she could me and you know i'm not there

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cause she love to kiss all that

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such a summer in my world

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i'm all in

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keep on cool sweet memories

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don't kiss me baby we can never be

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so don't immore a pen

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please don't hurt me again

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spent so many nights thinking of you

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longing for your touch

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i have once loved you so much

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i'm a good old world

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walk a circuit

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to love me can't you take care about her daddy

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you know i saidcannot see me more in my world

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don't worry can't move cool sweet memories

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she's not that

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you made that kick off

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oh took her she could me and you know i'm not dead

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cause she loveto kissada

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yes i see summer in my world i'm all in

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here all cool sweet memories

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谢谢大家的打call

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谢谢大家的

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打call我可能是到了德利斯坦

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现在没人要的利斯坦老师的庆祝

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谢谢大家

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好热啊

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刚才上播前突然想到这首歌了

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就来唱一下

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那好那我再脱件衣服等一下

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露宿自古那弯久了之间美丽

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透过that she's my love

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it's a candle

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哼

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哈哈哈

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穿了一件把裤子脱了

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为什么不唱中文版这个有中文版吗

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那个中文版叫啥名字啊我不知道啊

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哎狂流汗

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don't kiss me baby

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we can be bravy

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看了一下大家那个的投稿

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都没有写署名

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只有几个人写了

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不是一点点那个新年的

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新年的愿望大家都不写署名啊

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我还挺想看看的

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我还想挺想看看是谁

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你没发吗

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你没发为什么有个人数着你的名啊

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还是你们俩撞名了

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先数名为什么不正常啊

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我认出来你一个小黑在那

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谁认不出来啊

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小黑不是我起的名字吗就昨天啊

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我的记性有这么差吗

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是我给你取的名字我为什么会不记得

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哈哈哈哈哈

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哈

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我昨天不是叫他小黑

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吗

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只剩只有几个人数名

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但是你们的愿望明明就很平常啊

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为什么不数名啊

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数数名吗

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我看看你们分别大家的愿望都是什么

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很想看看

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我想看看你们平时呃谁谁谁

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然后其实有着什么样的愿望

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说明小哥哥在这吗

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没有啊没有他就说的小黑

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这都是我说的

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哪有狗自己自自自自己的

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不是

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心里愿望而已

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等下我再说一下大家可以多写一点啊

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比如说写一下今年的一些呃什么

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呃什么投稿吗

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就是可以看一下我的动态

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现在征集31号大家呃

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会读的一些大家的愿望

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对啊说明准吧

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呃

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说明这有什么

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我想想呢

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什么那个是整活的

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什么意思呢

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等一下我看看

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别急我没急

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呃

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我看看不是我怎么记得有什么

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好好努力给给Siri

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包打大米这种这是整活是吧

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晚上好

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嗯

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晚上好晚上好

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大家还可以写一些今年的一些

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发生了什么事情啊

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大家可以多写一点吗

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呃

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那什么因为因为大家的愿望差不多

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有一点大同小异

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你可以说一些

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今年印象比较深刻的事情之类的

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哈哈哈小黑什么意思呢

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反正可以多写一点吗

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了解一下你们的生活

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丫头我想闯进你的生活

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而且我不一定会给你们点出来啊

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我我可能就自己心里面想想

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知道你是谁就行了

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不一定

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到时候会把你名字放出来的懂吗

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做直播时长是

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那很难延展啊

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那你别说你说希望明年赚大米

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然后我只能说啊我也希望明年赚大米

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那没了呀

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对吧

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那延展一下话题吗大家那个什么

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说一点比较详细的

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稍微有点详细的事情

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可以表白吗

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可以可以

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到时候主播针对你的表白性进行

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一些点评

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不是啊

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你可以数名然后我到时候不放出来啊

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你可以数名然后我到时候不说是谁

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你可以这么说

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你说数名啊

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你说我是叉叉叉但是别放出来

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但是直播别告诉大家

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哎别碰我的水杯

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哎别偷土味情话了

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你偷的我都多半都听过

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怎么还有要求背景音乐的

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不可以数明岁吧

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数你真实的名字啊

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不是你们的套路太烂了你们知道吗

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你们发的我都看过了

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我没有图我只是我只是见识的比较多

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不是真实的名字是哔哩哔哩的ID

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谁在乎你真实的名字啊

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我用自己身份证号吗

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好好好你数

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吧

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到时候我去看一下你的身份证照片啊

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身份证拍的好看吗

255
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,850
我身份证是拍的不怎么好看

256
00:22:52,733 --> 00:22:53,883
亏是有点强

257
00:22:53,883 --> 00:22:55,249
我怎么了我

258
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,283
哈哈哈

259
00:22:56,283 --> 00:22:58,649
哪里看出来我亏是你强了

260
00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,566
多苦累与苦

261
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,766
我没有你一个来

262
00:23:14,766 --> 00:23:19,083
一条摩马达瓦达达西库摩盖的路

263
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:21,649
什么东好多好多年以前啊

264
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,850
那那个时候年龄比较小

265
00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:24,683
拍出来的应该也不会很丑吧

266
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,649
谢谢呃谁呢大笨蛋

267
00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:31,400
小花花从

268
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,733
从一出生就单推人鸟拉的打扣

269
00:23:34,733 --> 00:23:36,199
1万的喵喵的打扣

270
00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:41,883
但是可以去重拍来着

271
00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:44,199
那说不定重拍更丑就是了

272
00:23:44,450 --> 00:23:45,850
写个名字来到

273
00:23:46,483 --> 00:23:47,649
一起可以

274
00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:53,133
总是大家可以多写一点吗

275
00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:02,483
啊可以说点什么暴雨还没有完结啊

276
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,333
好的好的我不想念出来的就不念出来

277
00:24:08,283 --> 00:24:10,049
我看哪些观众是呃

278
00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:12,566
念不念出来都无所谓的就把他的可以

279
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,766
念出来好了

280
00:24:13,966 --> 00:24:15,733
应该还是不会念出来的

281
00:24:17,366 --> 00:24:18,799
啊写啥在征集

282
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:22,449
大家的新年愿望和对今年的总结

283
00:24:22,766 --> 00:24:23,566
20 哎呀

284
00:24:23,566 --> 00:24:25,333
我真的我那个动态应该重新写一下

285
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,133
我明天再重新写一下好了

286
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:30,966
呃2022年的一些总总结或者是一些

287
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,283
呃感想发生了什么事情的感想然后

288
00:24:34,283 --> 00:24:38,249
2023年的展望这样的年终总结啊

289
00:24:38,566 --> 00:24:38,999
呵呵呵

290
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,800
啊

291
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:46,649
那大家可以数一下名吗

292
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,083
我我想把你们的愿望和你们的人对

293
00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:51,533
对上号看看

294
00:24:51,733 --> 00:24:53,133
哈哈哈

295
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,766
做个PPT啊

296
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,133
做个PPT然后

297
00:24:57,766 --> 00:24:58,799
啊弄点图表

298
00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:21,533
愿意的我苦战难以啊

299
00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:24,599
阿里诺妈妈了卡给

300
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:32,933
了OK OK OK OK OK OK OK

301
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,166
OK

302
00:25:35,933 --> 00:25:38,399
快点要补的补充的重新补充一下

303
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,883
然后最好数名多写点好吗

304
00:25:40,883 --> 00:25:41,966
thank you thank you

305
00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:48,049
听到没听到没听到的回忆哥

306
00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:49,283
听到听到了

307
00:25:49,683 --> 00:25:54,199
make them all flashing on me some money dreaming on a gunning

308
00:25:59,883 --> 00:26:06,799
ay to move on your knees

309
00:26:11,450 --> 00:26:12,250
哈哈哈

310
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,850
说明说明啊说明说明啊

311
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:22,483
嗯

312
00:26:22,483 --> 00:26:24,799
你不想露出来的话就不露出来的

313
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,366
到时候我那个什么会主播会进行一些

314
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,566
缜密的判断

315
00:26:30,366 --> 00:26:31,566
他太啰嗦了吗

316
00:26:31,566 --> 00:26:33,799
没事主播到时候给你删减一点

317
00:26:34,166 --> 00:26:35,283
没事没事

318
00:26:35,766 --> 00:26:37,366
写骂写骂你写

319
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:43,049
不来了别点背景音乐啊

320
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:46,199
背景音乐必须符合我的心意别管我

321
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,250
主播

322
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:50,050
什么

323
00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:52,649
如果在一个

324
00:26:52,650 --> 00:26:54,000
呃不不是很符

325
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,766
符合我喜喜好的音乐和鼓点和节奏

326
00:26:57,966 --> 00:27:00,166
的的那个什么情况下直播的话

327
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:02,533
我的我的心情会很焦虑你知道吗

328
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:03,683
我会很焦灼

329
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,133
我没有办法平静的平静的那个啥

330
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:10,133
需要再要么舒缓一点要么

331
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,083
呃欢欢乐一点啊不

332
00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:13,966
反正我对这个背景音乐要求很高

333
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,249
不然我也做不出那个什么1小时BGM

334
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:17,449
这这种事情了

335
00:27:17,450 --> 00:27:20,083
不然我的心跳会会很那个

336
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,600
懂吧

337
00:27:25,133 --> 00:27:25,933
哼

338
00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:28,166
我不爱发

339
00:27:28,933 --> 00:27:30,049
哈哈哈

340
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,399
那你一小时不见吗有点听腻了说实话

341
00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:36,766
有点听腻了怎么对这方面要求很高啊

342
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:40,566
很多歌我就听着觉得很

343
00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:41,966
就是很不舒服

344
00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:43,933
不是我平时听着会很舒服

345
00:27:43,933 --> 00:27:45,083
但是直播的话

346
00:27:45,133 --> 00:27:48,083
要听点那种古典不要太激烈的那种

347
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:51,449
要不然整个人都是蹦起来的吊起来的

348
00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:08,400
我心口气也很那个哈

349
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,133
你好那个

350
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,883
什么瞧不起啊金元大人啊

351
00:28:15,883 --> 00:28:18,599
这金子在我们怎么这么奇怪哼

352
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:20,933
真的去

353
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,249
不是二次元吧

354
00:28:32,883 --> 00:28:34,366
我们家楼下有小

355
00:28:34,366 --> 00:28:36,799
已经有小孩开始那个什么了

356
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:40,533
玩那个鞭炮了大家就悄悄甩

357
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:43,799
是那种甩炮你们有吗

358
00:28:44,133 --> 00:28:45,883
这种其实是赚不到的吧

359
00:28:45,883 --> 00:28:47,799
这种是允许的吗

360
00:28:50,050 --> 00:28:52,966
don't kiss me baby

361
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,533
we can never be

362
00:28:57,283 --> 00:28:59,483
sold all i'm on pain

363
00:28:59,533 --> 00:28:59,999
哼

364
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,566
我摔炮我们是甩炮哈哈哈哈哈

365
00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:08,133
是的这个很难这个很难抓到因为

366
00:29:08,366 --> 00:29:09,533
扔了就没了

367
00:29:09,766 --> 00:29:18,133
you longing for your touch i have once loved you so much

368
00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:20,166
i'm Gonna go on

369
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,533
不允许他没人抓确实

370
00:29:23,966 --> 00:29:25,533
能拿到多少举办金啊

371
00:29:25,533 --> 00:29:28,733
算了算了啊没没没这么那个闲工夫

372
00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:30,683
别还是算了我觉得

373
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,849
你妈说没惹到我还是算了

374
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,850
你是不是有毛病啊

375
00:29:37,850 --> 00:29:40,850
不是直播间没有进过人但是禁言过人

376
00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:42,566
但是你老是发这种弹幕的话

377
00:29:42,566 --> 00:29:44,366
我还是会禁言你的好吗

378
00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:48,849
sweet memory

379
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,999
la la la la la

380
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,400
呜

381
00:30:09,566 --> 00:30:13,083
是那个什么莫名其妙的我觉得有点

382
00:30:16,933 --> 00:30:19,449
也不至于被气晕了我再看看他

383
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,766
啊怎么又来一个奇怪的

384
00:30:21,966 --> 00:30:25,399
什么叫你已经关注我了请回关啊

385
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,850
这哈哈哈

386
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,566
这个直播间跟着搞什么啊

387
00:30:29,650 --> 00:30:32,933
那我我什么每个人我都要回关吗

388
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:33,800
干嘛

389
00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:35,399
那

390
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,650
到时候关注上限给我点爆了

391
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,333
被盯上了这个直播间这什么东西

392
00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:45,250
哈哈哈

393
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,533
我也觉得好奇怪啊

394
00:30:50,733 --> 00:30:52,799
那为什么最近直播老是

395
00:30:52,883 --> 00:30:54,199
很奇怪的

396
00:30:57,366 --> 00:30:59,799
我也去大卫的直播间刷

397
00:31:00,366 --> 00:31:02,449
我也去主播也去

398
00:31:04,766 --> 00:31:07,083
我我跑去那个什么百万粉的

399
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,450
大炮那边关注你了

400
00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:11,333
为什么不回关我啊啊

401
00:31:11,650 --> 00:31:14,200
给我放下那首歌你不放

402
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,400
哼

403
00:31:15,883 --> 00:31:18,733
他不爱粉大家家人们他不爱粉

404
00:31:18,766 --> 00:31:20,483
哈哈哈

405
00:31:23,566 --> 00:31:26,249
回关啊你怎么不回关我关注你了

406
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,850
哎我去弄一下我妈太讨厌了

407
00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:35,733
他老老是把那个水碗叼起来

408
00:31:35,733 --> 00:31:38,683
然后弄到什么弄到地上讨厌

409
00:31:39,050 --> 00:31:46,000
me that don't kiss me i'm that kind

410
00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:49,533
i don't know if she don't know

411
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:55,199
see how i said don't keep gonna eat it

412
00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,600
回来了

413
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,600
就是我跟你们说那个什么

414
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,766
去年也有个小孩玩

415
00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:14,933
反正我很害怕来着

416
00:32:16,766 --> 00:32:17,566
什么

417
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:19,483
嗯

418
00:32:19,483 --> 00:32:20,283
还有什么

419
00:32:22,533 --> 00:32:24,283
然后他们一点也不害怕我

420
00:32:24,283 --> 00:32:25,683
就是我跟你们说那个事情

421
00:32:25,683 --> 00:32:27,483
我感觉又是一样的小孩

422
00:32:30,133 --> 00:32:31,249
哎我真的挺害怕的

423
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:31,850
不知道为什么

424
00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:34,533
人长大之后就就比小小时候

425
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:37,166
那什么胆子小很多

426
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,683
我害怕我怕把我自己抱着

427
00:32:44,566 --> 00:32:47,649
哈哈哈sweet memory

428
00:32:49,733 --> 00:32:51,766
这世上又不会抢哎

429
00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:53,566
不是以前我们有那个什么

430
00:32:53,566 --> 00:32:56,283
他们摔乱摔摔到别人的那个什么

431
00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:58,133
呃衣服帽子里面

432
00:32:58,133 --> 00:33:00,883
然后那个衣服给他炸烂了的那种

433
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,133
baby

434
00:33:02,966 --> 00:33:04,283
we can never

435
00:33:04,933 --> 00:33:07,599
be不行啊小学男生我打不赢啊

436
00:33:07,683 --> 00:33:09,799
现在小学男生长得可壮了

437
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,450
please and hurt me again

438
00:33:13,966 --> 00:33:23,449
i have spent so many night thinking of you longing for your time

439
00:33:23,483 --> 00:33:26,933
想说大鞭炮在你手上炸了哎还有那种

440
00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:28,283
那种

441
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:31,200
你们知道吗

442
00:33:32,450 --> 00:33:33,250
哼

443
00:33:37,733 --> 00:33:38,766
你不知道那种吗

444
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:41,083
就冲天炮好像是叫冲天炮

445
00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:41,999
然后你就把他点燃

446
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,800
之后他就会往天上飞

447
00:33:44,933 --> 00:33:45,733
吧

448
00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:47,766
我特别害怕这个

449
00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:52,049
窜天猴好像是啊

450
00:33:52,566 --> 00:33:54,849
我很害怕建哥我好怕他飞不出去

451
00:33:54,850 --> 00:33:56,083
或者是就飞

452
00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:58,533
飞到那个什么反就飞了怎么办啊

453
00:34:00,366 --> 00:34:02,483
或者是飞出去没飞多远

454
00:34:03,933 --> 00:34:05,249
你从小就烦吗

455
00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:08,333
我是从小天不怕地不怕的小的时候

456
00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:11,366
那什么甩炮那种什么就那种呸

457
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:14,200
哎我没有办法跟你们演示啊

458
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,250
就是那个什么

459
00:34:15,483 --> 00:34:18,733
就是有点像少林干嘛呢

460
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,766
对啊少林的那种武功一样

461
00:34:22,766 --> 00:34:24,283
然后就做一个动作

462
00:34:24,283 --> 00:34:26,399
然后然后往旁边扔出去

463
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,050
你们能想象出来吗

464
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,283
啊以后三弟的话给你们比划比划

465
00:34:32,883 --> 00:34:35,683
这样懂不懂啊哎呀好难啊好想跟

466
00:34:35,683 --> 00:34:37,049
你们描述一下

467
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,200
做完刚做完一个动作

468
00:34:40,483 --> 00:34:42,733
这是你说那个什么呃

469
00:34:44,766 --> 00:34:45,399
哎

470
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,166
好难跟你们描述我找找找少林

471
00:34:49,733 --> 00:34:50,533
cool

472
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,650
sweet memory

473
00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,599
no no no no no you

474
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,766
没有解禁这是假新闻啊好像

475
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:22,083
没有解禁的哎什么时候能够放啊

476
00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:24,166
放烟花我好想看啊

477
00:35:30,850 --> 00:35:32,166
马泽嘎西

478
00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:35,049
我动作没他这么猥琐啊

479
00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:37,883
就比如说这样然后然后然后就悄悄

480
00:35:37,933 --> 00:35:40,883
然后做完动作然后就扔一个鞭炮懂吧

481
00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:42,166
就哈

482
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,283
哈哈

483
00:35:43,483 --> 00:35:44,449
懂不懂

484
00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:46,566
哈哈哈哈

485
00:35:47,966 --> 00:35:50,083
不是没有这么猥琐啊就是

486
00:35:50,533 --> 00:35:52,533
我只是没有找到更好的图

487
00:35:59,483 --> 00:36:00,533
现在不行了

488
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:06,483
这个那什么胆子可小了那个啊

489
00:36:06,533 --> 00:36:07,333
吓我一跳

490
00:36:07,883 --> 00:36:09,483
你别扒拉我行吗

491
00:36:15,450 --> 00:36:16,083
哈哈哈

492
00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:17,399
伤心时候是一次

493
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,083
3点的时候主播帅翻全场

494
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,200
哎

495
00:36:25,566 --> 00:36:27,599
小时候可真是

496
00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:31,733
还有那种黑蜘蛛哦

497
00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:33,733
小的时候特别喜欢玩

498
00:36:46,483 --> 00:36:48,766
过2分钟没劲了那很有可能

499
00:36:49,683 --> 00:36:52,199
我昨天晚上做了63个仰卧起坐

500
00:36:53,133 --> 00:36:54,599
怎么样说

501
00:37:02,366 --> 00:37:03,166
怎么说

502
00:37:08,366 --> 00:37:11,333
don't kiss me baby

503
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:14,566
we can哎猪猪声音变小了吗

504
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,133
我很久没玩了

505
00:37:16,283 --> 00:37:17,933
you are more unplayed

506
00:37:19,050 --> 00:37:21,766
please unheartely again

507
00:37:23,133 --> 00:37:25,799
i have spent so many

508
00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:27,133
night thinking

509
00:37:27,133 --> 00:37:29,449
多长时间真的很快好吗

510
00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:36,883
训练痕迹可能过几天就要练出来了

511
00:37:38,366 --> 00:37:40,533
说实话我觉得那个什么

512
00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:42,733
体脂比较低的人是不是

513
00:37:42,766 --> 00:37:44,083
仰卧起坐做一做

514
00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:46,166
做一个月就能做出来

515
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,050
是不是有没有可能性啊

516
00:37:52,283 --> 00:37:54,449
每天63个坚持一个月

517
00:37:59,566 --> 00:38:01,566
真的假的差不多吗

518
00:38:01,566 --> 00:38:02,733
那我一定要坚持

519
00:38:02,733 --> 00:38:05,133
家人们咱们呃顶峰相见

520
00:38:05,133 --> 00:38:07,533
30天后顶峰相见好吧

521
00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:15,366
主播就是拥有哈哈哈

522
00:38:15,850 --> 00:38:19,050
拥有线条的女人啊大家是什么

523
00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:20,133
不知道

524
00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:21,766
你

525
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,400
嗯

526
00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:24,366
不知道

527
00:38:27,650 --> 00:38:29,933
为什么是63个因为我想做60个

528
00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:32,849
然后做完60个我发现我还能再做几个

529
00:38:32,850 --> 00:38:34,400
然后就做了63个

530
00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,766
但是我猫一直在旁边捣乱成我头发

531
00:38:37,766 --> 00:38:41,083
要不然我可以弄更再再多做几个来着

532
00:38:42,133 --> 00:38:47,733
me i don't know what i think i should love so desire

533
00:38:50,533 --> 00:38:52,249
顶峰相见大家

534
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,399
我在顶峰

535
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,683
象山下

536
00:38:57,933 --> 00:39:01,733
看你们比我身材好放狗屁

537
00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:03,599
哈哈哈

538
00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:08,483
爱喝奶茶有点悬吗

539
00:39:09,483 --> 00:39:11,649
但是我觉得怎么说呢

540
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,533
要一点点加不然就没效果了

541
00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:14,933
是吗这么严格

542
00:39:15,133 --> 00:39:16,849
明天2现在64个好了

543
00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:18,766
明天65个这样的可以吗

544
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,050
不是从台下算一个

545
00:39:21,050 --> 00:39:22,166
不要尬黑好吗

546
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:24,883
我求你了真的做的非常认真的

547
00:39:32,650 --> 00:39:34,483
好凶啊啊好吧好吧好吧

548
00:39:34,650 --> 00:39:38,766
呃什么身材照发来我看看鉴定一下

549
00:39:39,766 --> 00:39:41,733
鉴定一下网络热门生存

550
00:39:43,566 --> 00:39:46,366
今天64个明天65个哼

551
00:39:46,566 --> 00:39:47,799
不敢想了

552
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,533
奶茶帮我还原回去了

553
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,883
是吗我今天早上起来看了一下

554
00:39:55,883 --> 00:39:58,649
我的肚子还是挺平坦的来着就是

555
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,249
哈哈哈哈

556
00:40:08,133 --> 00:40:09,599
叫知道知道你啊

557
00:40:09,733 --> 00:40:11,933
怎么说呢首先嗯

558
00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:15,366
仰卧起坐的话其实最重要的是

559
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:18,166
我照个镜子先

560
00:40:18,533 --> 00:40:19,533
就无所

561
00:40:33,050 --> 00:40:33,850
谓

562
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:45,083
就是说呃

563
00:40:45,683 --> 00:40:48,849
整体正面看还是相对比较平坦

564
00:40:48,850 --> 00:40:50,366
但是侧面的话

565
00:40:50,566 --> 00:40:51,366
呃

566
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:52,850
呃

567
00:40:53,683 --> 00:40:57,766
稍微有一点隆起这是正常的主播呃

568
00:40:58,166 --> 00:41:00,049
的理念昨天也说过了

569
00:41:00,050 --> 00:41:01,400
就是你吃了饭之后

570
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,400
肚子就是稍微有一点隆起的

571
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:07,083
但是人的真实呃身材就是早上

572
00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:08,083
你们懂吗

573
00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:12,083
早上才能看出来你本来是什么样

574
00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:14,999
对不对家人们主播说的对不对

575
00:41:17,533 --> 00:41:20,483
don't kiss me baby

576
00:41:21,283 --> 00:41:22,083
we can

577
00:41:22,133 --> 00:41:23,133
屁呀

578
00:41:23,283 --> 00:41:26,199
本来就是你想想你今天吃的一些东西

579
00:41:26,483 --> 00:41:29,766
奶茶你吃的奶茶它是属于你的身体吗

580
00:41:29,766 --> 00:41:32,049
不是你待会要尿尿的对吧

581
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:33,966
你要吃的这个米饭

582
00:41:33,966 --> 00:41:36,799
它会永远的在你的肚子里面当米饭吗

583
00:41:36,883 --> 00:41:39,049
不对你要大便的对吧

584
00:41:39,850 --> 00:41:41,600
你所以你是谁呢

585
00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:43,883
谁什么东西组成了你

586
00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:46,683
你说什么东西组成了你

587
00:41:46,966 --> 00:41:50,166
你是你你奶茶是你的一部分吗

588
00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:52,599
不是这个奶茶他他叫

589
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,966
他跟你叫一样的名字吗

590
00:41:53,966 --> 00:41:56,333
不是这个炒饭他跟你叫一样的名字吗

591
00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:59,683
不是早上的你才是真正的你对吧

592
00:42:01,483 --> 00:42:03,733
懂的扣1 好吧

593
00:42:04,283 --> 00:42:04,883
哼

594
00:42:04,883 --> 00:42:09,366
don't worry my world don't worry

595
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:16,333
keep your good sweet memory

596
00:42:19,766 --> 00:42:21,649
而且什么才是真正的你

597
00:42:21,850 --> 00:42:25,333
早上起床上了厕所的你才是真正的你

598
00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:28,599
如果你今天有点便秘没有上大的

599
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,966
那这也不是真正的你

600
00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:31,566
你的身体里还有一部分

601
00:42:31,566 --> 00:42:33,483
不属于你的一部分

602
00:42:33,533 --> 00:42:34,283
懂吗

603
00:42:34,283 --> 00:42:36,766
人家早上起床小便大便都结束之后

604
00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:38,133
然后没有吃任何东西的你

605
00:42:38,133 --> 00:42:39,449
才是真正真正

606
00:42:39,450 --> 00:42:40,533
完整的你

607
00:42:40,566 --> 00:42:42,483
这是百分之百浓度的你

608
00:42:42,483 --> 00:42:44,249
百分之百纯度的你

609
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,283
但是没有大便的你也是你

610
00:42:46,283 --> 00:42:48,599
但是他有一点杂质懂吗

611
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,966
对啊他们都要排出你的体内的

612
00:42:51,966 --> 00:42:54,199
他们并并不能构成你

613
00:42:58,333 --> 00:43:00,333
搓完澡才是真正的我确实

614
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,083
我的体重

615
00:43:02,966 --> 00:43:05,199
虽然说呃现在体重是这么多

616
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:05,933
但是说实话

617
00:43:05,933 --> 00:43:06,933
因为没有搓澡

618
00:43:06,933 --> 00:43:08,966
所以说还能再去个两三斤

619
00:43:08,966 --> 00:43:11,999
说不定说不定主播其实只有70多斤

620
00:43:13,533 --> 00:43:16,366
啊对我之前本来想说这个话题来着

621
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,600
我之前想说你们北方人都要去搓澡吗

622
00:43:23,283 --> 00:43:24,733
没有懂大便我真

623
00:43:26,283 --> 00:43:28,166
懂人体不行吗

624
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,400
哈哈

625
00:43:40,650 --> 00:43:42,283
哼哈哈

626
00:43:42,566 --> 00:43:44,049
我乱说的

627
00:43:45,283 --> 00:43:48,999
你们你们北北方人都要去搓澡的吗

628
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,133
没有没有没有几两好吧几两

629
00:44:00,883 --> 00:44:02,083
一年一次

630
00:44:03,050 --> 00:44:05,933
那你去的那一次别人会说你很脏吧

631
00:44:08,683 --> 00:44:12,533
你们怎么能忍受别人抚摸你的身体呢

632
00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:14,399
给你搓澡的你们是男的的话

633
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,650
给你们搓澡的是男的还是女的呢

634
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,733
我洗澡搓啊但是

635
00:44:23,533 --> 00:44:25,399
你们是用那种搓吧

636
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,283
呃我想想

637
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,250
那种澡堂子是有人专门给你搓吧

638
00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:33,200
用那种感觉是用那种磨砂给你搓来着

639
00:44:33,333 --> 00:44:35,599
我感觉应该是很粗糙的搓法

640
00:44:41,050 --> 00:44:42,450
光头老大爷

641
00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:49,533
哈哈哈

642
00:44:49,733 --> 00:44:51,249
他拿什么给你们搓啊

643
00:44:51,283 --> 00:44:54,166
对啊我感觉你们去搓就是那个什么

644
00:44:54,333 --> 00:44:55,133
嗯

645
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,400
嗯什么很很硬的搓澡巾

646
00:45:00,650 --> 00:45:02,083
给你打磨一下

647
00:45:23,683 --> 00:45:25,483
都是大叔大妈吗

648
00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:30,849
是真的能搓的非常干净吗

649
00:45:30,850 --> 00:45:31,000
跟

650
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,800
自己在家里面搓一搓是完全不一样吗

651
00:45:36,883 --> 00:45:38,533
但是不管怎么说我觉得

652
00:45:38,533 --> 00:45:39,933
想想还是觉得很

653
00:45:40,083 --> 00:45:43,283
很很难让别人摸我身体而且我很怕痒

654
00:45:46,566 --> 00:45:49,199
他可能一上手我就哈哈哈哈

655
00:45:51,366 --> 00:45:52,166
哼

656
00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:54,083
这能搓的发亮吗

657
00:45:59,050 --> 00:45:59,850
我想想

658
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,050
哪都错吗屁股也给你错吗

659
00:46:21,133 --> 00:46:22,999
还有什么我不是求知吗

660
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,566
sweet memories

661
00:46:32,683 --> 00:46:33,933
还会提起来搓

662
00:46:34,050 --> 00:46:35,000
啊

663
00:46:38,283 --> 00:46:39,766
提起来哪里呀

664
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,000
在你眼里就是一块肉那不行我那我

665
00:46:44,366 --> 00:46:45,166
那我

666
00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:48,483
人类在意别人的目光是

667
00:46:48,483 --> 00:46:49,733
大部分是由别人构成

668
00:46:49,733 --> 00:46:51,166
但是也有自己构成的

669
00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:53,366
我是有自我意识的你懂吗

670
00:46:53,883 --> 00:46:56,883
就算别人不在意我自己也会在意啊

671
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,083
是他说的吗提起来

672
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,450
我不行我绝对不去

673
00:47:14,450 --> 00:47:16,533
我不喜欢让别人看到我身体

674
00:47:16,533 --> 00:47:18,083
不喜欢让别人摸

675
00:47:20,283 --> 00:47:21,566
不行我放不下

676
00:47:24,533 --> 00:47:25,599
是要提起来

677
00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:27,999
男生会提起来是吧

678
00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:30,933
对呀我都没有这种土壤

679
00:47:30,933 --> 00:47:33,766
我想到那种公共澡堂都觉得好恐怖

680
00:47:36,766 --> 00:47:37,966
整个公共澡堂

681
00:47:37,966 --> 00:47:41,133
大家互相看到都觉得啊

682
00:47:41,533 --> 00:47:42,333
嗯

683
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:50,999
我我是

684
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:51,933
在外面都甚至

685
00:47:51,933 --> 00:47:53,733
都不太想上厕所的一个人

686
00:47:53,733 --> 00:47:54,533
我家

687
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:57,083
不喜欢在外面上厕所

688
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,566
不自在

689
00:48:03,766 --> 00:48:05,166
小几年澡堂了

690
00:48:05,166 --> 00:48:06,766
那就是隔几天去一次

691
00:48:06,766 --> 00:48:09,083
然后自己在家里面不洗澡这样吗

692
00:48:18,133 --> 00:48:20,766
能变到家里的我绝不在外面上厕所

693
00:48:23,766 --> 00:48:24,966
北方人家里没有

694
00:48:25,050 --> 00:48:26,766
身边没有爱搓澡的吗

695
00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:29,683
好吧原来也看人啊

696
00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:44,366
我不是去你成都的我是

697
00:48:44,683 --> 00:48:45,933
我是重庆的

698
00:48:47,850 --> 00:48:49,283
他有没有我也不去啊

699
00:48:49,283 --> 00:48:51,249
我也从来不去搓脚什么的

700
00:48:51,366 --> 00:48:54,483
所以就不太想让陌生人碰我的身体

701
00:49:01,533 --> 00:49:04,049
实惠便宜人少啊

702
00:49:05,566 --> 00:49:08,166
是让别人看见就觉得很不自在呢

703
00:49:09,366 --> 00:49:10,966
我是贵州的

704
00:49:11,883 --> 00:49:15,333
我是贵州和重庆混血的

705
00:49:17,766 --> 00:49:20,333
他有遍地都有我也不去啊

706
00:49:21,050 --> 00:49:22,166
那那种搓脚

707
00:49:22,166 --> 00:49:23,933
遍地都有我也不去啊

708
00:49:23,933 --> 00:49:26,133
你看很多女生也爱去

709
00:49:26,133 --> 00:49:27,599
我也不爱去

710
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:32,283
哈哈我也说是重庆的

711
00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:35,083
这个冰镇的i那个IP是我

712
00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,799
我挂的代理来着

713
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:40,649
哈哈哈不能混是吧

714
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,400
哼

715
00:49:49,883 --> 00:49:51,366
你才有脚气

716
00:49:51,366 --> 00:49:52,533
你气死啊

717
00:49:53,483 --> 00:49:55,483
这也不能叫我混血吗

718
00:49:57,733 --> 00:49:59,566
贵州哪的贵阳啊

719
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:01,200
啊我怎么啊

720
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,199
别钓鱼啊啊

721
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,683
好烦啊

722
00:50:09,133 --> 00:50:10,766
大家中途没有听到好吗

723
00:50:10,766 --> 00:50:11,933
不要到处去

724
00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:14,166
套路我的合作和求求打架了

725
00:50:18,533 --> 00:50:19,566
天呐怎么办

726
00:50:22,050 --> 00:50:22,850
啊好烦

727
00:50:26,966 --> 00:50:27,766
哎

728
00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:30,933
我都没暴露出来不小心在这暴露出来

729
00:50:31,450 --> 00:50:32,400
啊天

730
00:50:33,483 --> 00:50:34,933
好崩溃啊

731
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,966
六盘水的吗哎我去年还去过那个

732
00:50:46,083 --> 00:50:47,283
哎呀啊没有没有

733
00:50:47,450 --> 00:50:48,733
我不要我不要

734
00:50:50,850 --> 00:50:52,166
大家什么都没听到

735
00:50:56,650 --> 00:50:59,000
啊贵阳哪个区的啊我是那个哎

736
00:50:59,050 --> 00:50:59,933
你又想哎

737
00:51:02,050 --> 00:51:03,366
又想钓我鱼

738
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:10,249
气死了

739
00:51:10,933 --> 00:51:13,049
米耶杜诺瓦拉菲

740
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,000
卡西拉斯蒂萨达

741
00:51:18,366 --> 00:51:21,799
睡觉吗这我我在拍桌子

742
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,566
啊我的银银行卡密码是7哎哎

743
00:51:30,933 --> 00:51:32,083
哎干嘛呢

744
00:51:33,333 --> 00:51:35,399
啊今天脑袋有点转不动啊

745
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,166
我就说我今天有点萎靡不振

746
00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:38,683
昏昏沉沉的吧

747
00:51:39,050 --> 00:51:39,850
哎

748
00:51:40,483 --> 00:51:41,599
好烦好烦

749
00:51:47,283 --> 00:51:50,199
身份证前六位是1哎干嘛呢

750
00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:52,399
差一点就说出来了

751
00:52:04,533 --> 00:52:07,083
七八8跳舞是什么梗啊又是

752
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,966
啊这个我讲贵州人

753
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:17,966
我是移民到贵州去的

754
00:52:17,966 --> 00:52:19,733
哈哈哈

755
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,966
小时候是在别的地方来着

756
00:52:34,883 --> 00:52:37,366
我小时候是北京的

757
00:52:37,850 --> 00:52:38,966
对确实

758
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,933
但他现在可能听我的口音听不太出来

759
00:52:42,083 --> 00:52:43,733
因为那个什么呢

760
00:52:44,050 --> 00:52:46,566
就是你没有在北京待几年

761
00:52:46,566 --> 00:52:51,083
就就就那个润到贵州去了哼

762
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,883
北京润贵州不行吗

763
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,450
你们看不起贵州还干嘛

764
00:53:01,450 --> 00:53:03,250
咱老贵州怎么你了

765
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,733
you may dark and i

766
00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:13,199
put too cool she cool me i don't know and i say

767
00:53:13,483 --> 00:53:15,683
北京哪的又想和

768
00:53:33,933 --> 00:53:35,933
啊也也不是不可以告诉你吗

769
00:53:35,933 --> 00:53:37,083
因为那个什么

770
00:53:37,366 --> 00:53:38,166
嗯

771
00:53:38,533 --> 00:53:40,399
反正我现在已经不住在那了

772
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,400
就小时候是住那个

773
00:53:44,650 --> 00:53:45,450
那的

774
00:53:47,650 --> 00:53:48,450
知道吧

775
00:53:48,450 --> 00:53:49,250
me

776
00:53:49,850 --> 00:53:52,250
sorrow i'm all in pain

777
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,000
please don't hurt me again

778
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,050
i have spent so many

779
00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:01,766
东城区啊大家

780
00:54:04,766 --> 00:54:07,333
for your touch

781
00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:10,849
i have one love you so much

782
00:54:10,850 --> 00:54:13,200
i don't go no one

783
00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:16,533
why can't you be there

784
00:54:17,850 --> 00:54:18,883
eat that suit

785
00:54:18,883 --> 00:54:24,683
i need kiss who took it above the valley

786
00:54:25,850 --> 00:54:26,800
住哪呢

787
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:35,166
咱家小时候是住那什么东城区的

788
00:54:39,650 --> 00:54:40,850
哈哈哈

789
00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:43,849
神经病啊

790
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:50,966
安东城区确实那个房价是挺贵来着

791
00:54:51,083 --> 00:54:55,999
但是呃家反正在那就有房子

792
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,450
所以说也也没啥大毛病就是

793
00:55:06,966 --> 00:55:09,166
二环万一一定算外地人

794
00:55:09,483 --> 00:55:11,133
是吗我想想

795
00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:14,649
我有点忘记咱家那时候是做哪环

796
00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:20,850
了

797
00:55:28,533 --> 00:55:30,849
外地人眼里的北京话是这样的吗

798
00:55:31,533 --> 00:55:32,133
我不知道

799
00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:35,133
咱北京人确实这么这么说话的

800
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,200
咋了

801
00:55:46,566 --> 00:55:47,733
怎么地了

802
00:55:48,283 --> 00:55:49,083
哼

803
00:55:57,333 --> 00:55:58,599
有啥问题吗

804
00:56:02,966 --> 00:56:05,649
是啊我现在啊

805
00:56:06,166 --> 00:56:07,566
就现在吧

806
00:56:08,050 --> 00:56:09,050
小二北京

807
00:56:09,566 --> 00:56:11,249
最怀念的

808
00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,366
哈哈哈

809
00:56:12,850 --> 00:56:18,133
最怀念的还是咱老北京的那个啥豆汁

810
00:56:18,366 --> 00:56:20,883
不知道大家有没有吃过

811
00:56:21,133 --> 00:56:23,766
很多那什么外地人

812
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,366
他喝不来但是说

813
00:56:26,366 --> 00:56:27,199
哈哈哈

814
00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:33,650
但说实话

815
00:56:34,566 --> 00:56:35,799
咱们北京啊

816
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:40,400
那早上不来杯呃豆渣那真起不来床

817
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:44,083
一天的那个新的一天没办法开始

818
00:56:44,133 --> 00:56:45,883
南一北

819
00:56:46,883 --> 00:56:51,933
无所作故的话就无所谓

820
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,733
喝的那确实是有三四种喝法

821
00:56:56,733 --> 00:56:57,683
但是说实话

822
00:56:57,883 --> 00:57:01,599
我觉着最好的还是最传统的

823
00:57:01,650 --> 00:57:06,650
直接拿碗干是最最最豪迈

824
00:57:06,650 --> 00:57:09,333
咱北京人就讲究一个豪迈

825
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,933
懂吧地道懂吗

826
00:57:21,050 --> 00:57:23,000
鉴定为假北京啊

827
00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:25,966
哼

828
00:57:27,733 --> 00:57:30,483
你的我拿北京户口的时候

829
00:57:30,483 --> 00:57:32,449
你还不知道在哪呢

830
00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:34,600
你还不知道搁哪呢

831
00:57:35,683 --> 00:57:37,566
刷牙都用豆汁

832
00:57:38,050 --> 00:57:38,850
啊

833
00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:41,133
哼

834
00:57:41,283 --> 00:57:44,166
我现在喝豆汁用高脚杯你放屁了

835
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,483
don't kiss me baby

836
00:57:53,766 --> 00:57:55,083
说实话不像吗

837
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,083
我想说真是北京的

838
00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:59,399
但是只是呃住了没

839
00:57:59,566 --> 00:58:02,533
大概2岁就就就到贵阳了

840
00:58:03,883 --> 00:58:05,649
所以没什么那个

841
00:58:05,966 --> 00:58:07,166
没什么口音

842
00:58:09,650 --> 00:58:11,333
所以说没啥口音

843
00:58:11,650 --> 00:58:14,483
哈哈哈哈哈哈

844
00:58:15,533 --> 00:58:16,333
哈

845
00:58:17,566 --> 00:58:19,483
没两年好吧

846
00:58:19,733 --> 00:58:21,199
是没两天啊

847
00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:25,483
我这身份证开头确实是110来着

848
00:58:25,483 --> 00:58:29,049
i said i need Jesus to get up

849
00:58:43,133 --> 00:58:43,933
嗯

850
00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:50,249
不像吗

851
00:58:50,566 --> 00:58:52,199
说实话不像吗

852
00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,850
姐是四川话

853
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:01,800
四川话的话说实话就是主播有点那个

854
00:59:02,650 --> 00:59:05,800
那个那个这个这个说实话这个像不像

855
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,683
那个那个

856
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,683
咱就说那个那什么

857
00:59:10,933 --> 00:59:13,083
这像不像那什么像不像

858
00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:17,966
确实有点那个啥原天赋

859
00:59:18,166 --> 00:59:20,933
然后住在那个

860
00:59:21,483 --> 00:59:23,049
重庆的时候

861
00:59:23,883 --> 00:59:24,683
重

862
00:59:24,733 --> 00:59:25,933
哈哈哈

863
00:59:26,766 --> 00:59:31,566
重庆的时候老客人说啥重庆和

864
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,883
和和四川话有点像我就俩都学了

865
00:59:37,133 --> 00:59:38,366
不像了吗

866
00:59:38,483 --> 00:59:39,933
凭什么不像啊

867
00:59:40,683 --> 00:59:43,366
谢谢卡优萨利卡的现场啊

868
00:59:43,366 --> 00:59:46,449
谢谢北京人对主播北京口音的认可

869
00:59:46,450 --> 00:59:47,650
谢谢你

870
00:59:51,283 --> 00:59:54,683
嗯 75%的像吗那也很像了

871
00:59:54,733 --> 00:59:56,599
鉴于我只在北京待过两年

872
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,166
就已经很像了吧

873
00:59:58,850 --> 00:59:59,966
说实话

874
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,000
真的被认可了好感动哦

875
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,566
哪里不像啊我觉得肯定是有点像的

876
01:00:08,133 --> 01:00:09,166
那个

877
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,683
那个啊啊

878
01:00:16,566 --> 01:00:17,683
那我现在说这个

879
01:00:17,683 --> 01:00:19,649
他肯定是对我的口音的一种认可

880
01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:20,683
才上线啊

881
01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:31,650
那叫一个地道

882
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,083
除了吃就是喝没别的

883
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,000
哼

884
01:00:44,733 --> 01:00:45,766
没别的

885
01:00:48,966 --> 01:00:51,166
想让我消停上戒

886
01:00:51,366 --> 01:00:52,249
我不信

887
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,599
咱就是说

888
01:01:01,133 --> 01:01:02,966
四川口音都认可放个屁

889
01:01:04,333 --> 01:01:05,399
哎这么一想想

890
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,450
如果一直用这个声音说话的话

891
01:01:07,450 --> 01:01:08,883
声音不太好听来着

892
01:01:11,566 --> 01:01:12,049
啊哎

893
01:01:12,050 --> 01:01:14,250
我想不出来想不出来还能说些什么

894
01:01:14,250 --> 01:01:15,450
很经典的话说了

895
01:01:15,450 --> 01:01:16,766
谢谢苹果健康会好的

896
01:01:16,766 --> 01:01:18,083
许愿精灵啊

897
01:01:18,083 --> 01:01:20,249
他想许愿跟主播口音一样好

898
01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:21,450
谢谢你哦

899
01:01:21,533 --> 01:01:24,249
祝你早日拥有纯正的北京口音啊

900
01:01:29,650 --> 01:01:31,933
会啊我我很喜欢各个地方的方言

901
01:01:31,933 --> 01:01:33,999
但是我都不会来着好想学哦

902
01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:35,249
河南话我不会的

903
01:01:35,250 --> 01:01:37,400
我不知道他男是个什么感觉

904
01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:50,133
哈哈

905
01:01:51,366 --> 01:01:54,966
来点粤语啊唔知啊

906
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,483
我唔知

907
01:01:57,883 --> 01:01:59,766
我唔知道我我唔

908
01:01:59,766 --> 01:02:02,849
我唔知道我我唔我唔

909
01:02:02,883 --> 01:02:03,683
知

910
01:02:05,166 --> 01:02:05,966
像唔像

911
01:02:07,283 --> 01:02:08,999
北京话确实不好听吗

912
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:10,933
可是

913
01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:16,533
我觉得还好吧咱老北京说话就这个味

914
01:02:17,050 --> 01:02:18,600
一股子豪迈味

915
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,600
听不惯别听我只能说

916
01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:23,400
挑不惯的瓜

917
01:02:23,683 --> 01:02:24,483
哼

918
01:02:27,483 --> 01:02:29,166
湖南话我也不会啊

919
01:02:33,733 --> 01:02:35,449
什么外地人说他

920
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,650
什么外地人都来说他

921
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:42,733
北京话不好听了真服了您了哈嘿

922
01:02:42,766 --> 01:02:44,049
您猜怎么着

923
01:02:44,050 --> 01:02:46,166
哈哈哈哈哈哈

924
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:47,600
无语

925
01:02:49,566 --> 01:02:52,966
您住哪呢我想请问呢啊

926
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,933
三环以外的你没知资格懂不懂

927
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,850
你没这个资格在这跟我说什么

928
01:03:00,850 --> 01:03:02,800
北京话好不好听呢

929
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,133
你那北京口音是

930
01:03:05,133 --> 01:03:07,883
你那北京口音是正宗的吗

931
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,800
啊

932
01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:12,449
你那都不是正宗的北京口音

933
01:03:12,450 --> 01:03:14,733
你在这跟我说这嗨

934
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,600
您猜怎么着无语

935
01:03:18,933 --> 01:03:20,083
无语了

936
01:03:32,566 --> 01:03:33,883
灭了呢

937
01:03:34,933 --> 01:03:37,049
先学精吗我不会呀

938
01:03:39,966 --> 01:03:41,533
这这还

939
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,283
行

940
01:03:42,283 --> 01:03:43,083
啊

941
01:03:44,450 --> 01:03:46,083
哈哈哈

942
01:03:46,733 --> 01:03:48,533
会这几句而且是

943
01:03:53,450 --> 01:03:55,966
啊家人们已经到一个小时了说实话

944
01:03:56,850 --> 01:03:57,966
哎10点吧

945
01:03:58,250 --> 01:03:59,050
哼

946
01:04:00,566 --> 01:04:01,649
北京话不是骂人

947
01:04:01,650 --> 01:04:04,533
一般是损人我没听过我没怎么听过

948
01:04:05,883 --> 01:04:08,083
怎么仔细研究过啊

949
01:04:08,166 --> 01:04:08,966
哼哼

950
01:04:09,483 --> 01:04:12,133
魂不定这个是北京的吗

951
01:04:12,533 --> 01:04:14,566
怎么感觉很多地方都听到过

952
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:21,600
Huh

953
01:04:27,933 --> 01:04:30,366
好吧看到你们苦苦哀求的样子

954
01:04:33,766 --> 01:04:35,599
安稳吗现在还好了

955
01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:39,333
啊现在直播了一会就还好了

956
01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:49,650
成都话也一样乖气确实的

957
01:04:50,733 --> 01:04:54,483
become my kind

958
01:04:54,733 --> 01:04:58,733
i don't know if she don't know she how

959
01:04:58,733 --> 01:05:03,399
i said don't you gonna even

960
01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:05,599
肯定不能12点的呀

961
01:05:05,650 --> 01:05:08,050
北京大爷遛鸟我不会啊

962
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,333
我不会的

963
01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:12,166
没有对这方面有深入的研究

964
01:05:12,166 --> 01:05:13,449
谢谢小五的小花花

965
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,250
a i m e a C公司的小花花

966
01:05:16,333 --> 01:05:19,199
呃黎姿德尔塔的小花花

967
01:05:19,533 --> 01:05:20,933
呃大笨蛋小花花

968
01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:27,533
迷惘我为爱打猎那颗灯无锡那

969
01:05:27,733 --> 01:05:28,083
代

970
01:05:28,083 --> 01:05:31,333
臭傻逼我会我会我想臭傻逼

971
01:05:31,883 --> 01:05:32,849
像像不像

972
01:05:33,450 --> 01:05:35,083
不曾呼吸苦

973
01:05:35,850 --> 01:05:38,133
你耶路诺瓦纳斯

974
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,766
卡西拉斯蒂萨卡

975
01:05:41,883 --> 01:05:42,933
控制性有点强

976
01:05:42,933 --> 01:05:45,049
但是我觉得应该还是很像的

977
01:05:47,566 --> 01:05:49,083
对啊就是要至赠

978
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:50,000
至尊

979
01:05:50,133 --> 01:05:53,966
至赠腔圆我竟然说自赠腔圆

980
01:05:55,450 --> 01:05:57,283
最地道的一句是吗

981
01:05:59,366 --> 01:06:00,249
是吗

982
01:06:11,966 --> 01:06:14,249
有没有北京人快出来点评一下

983
01:06:14,333 --> 01:06:16,683
还可以吗真的假的哇

984
01:06:16,683 --> 01:06:17,966
有骂人的天赋

985
01:06:18,650 --> 01:06:20,400
北京人还骂啥呀

986
01:06:22,566 --> 01:06:24,683
我再试试我闭个麦我再听听

987
01:06:27,366 --> 01:06:28,366
太像了

988
01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:35,166
傻

989
01:06:35,483 --> 01:06:39,049
傻傻傻还能2吗

990
01:06:39,133 --> 01:06:40,133
我再再连一连

991
01:06:42,533 --> 01:06:43,399
对不起对不起

992
01:06:45,050 --> 01:06:48,333
啊好好但是会不会不太那个什么啊

993
01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,883
不太自然我觉得

994
01:06:50,566 --> 01:06:53,133
臭傻逼像吗

995
01:06:56,933 --> 01:07:00,166
西红柿炒蛋啊不行不行西红柿辣

996
01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:02,850
西红柿炒西红柿炒鸡蛋

997
01:07:03,133 --> 01:07:04,249
西红柿炒蛋

998
01:07:04,450 --> 01:07:05,566
西红柿炒鸡蛋

999
01:07:06,650 --> 01:07:10,733
谢我炒鸡蛋不够圆润臭傻逼

1000
01:07:11,050 --> 01:07:12,733
哈哈哈这东西

1001
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,133
哈哈哈

1002
01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:16,883
那我妈回来了我妈回来了吗

1003
01:07:16,883 --> 01:07:18,083
感觉我妈快回来了

1004
01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:20,049
那我再说一直臭傻逼的

1005
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:21,250
太好太好

1006
01:07:27,050 --> 01:07:27,850
嗯

1007
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:35,050
待会以为我是多坏的主播呢

1008
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,566
OK OK纯正了一点了

1009
01:07:45,933 --> 01:07:46,999
没事我自己

1010
01:07:48,283 --> 01:07:50,249
鸡蛋没有西红柿炒鸡蛋

1011
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,600
西红柿炒蛋

1012
01:07:52,683 --> 01:07:53,483
好的

1013
01:08:00,333 --> 01:08:01,733
我爸还没回来呢

1014
01:08:04,533 --> 01:08:05,683
天津话

1015
01:08:06,650 --> 01:08:07,600
我不太会

1016
01:08:09,650 --> 01:08:11,200
又呀又啊是北京人吗

1017
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,850
怪不得我觉得

1018
01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:16,249
这北京人感觉他咬字好重啊大家

1019
01:08:17,683 --> 01:08:18,483
哼

1020
01:08:19,133 --> 01:08:22,249
姐姐能来点别的吗这个太短了

1021
01:08:23,450 --> 01:08:25,533
只为姐姐是吧豆姐姐

1022
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,133
可以去床上睡觉吗

1023
01:08:28,133 --> 01:08:28,933
啊

1024
01:08:32,450 --> 01:08:33,766
公公也是吗

1025
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,400
我没有听出来他像他像啊

1026
01:08:38,133 --> 01:08:39,249
嘛事

1027
01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:43,733
说嘛呢说嘛呢像不像

1028
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:48,000
我把这

1029
01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:50,533
个没有没有主板的话不上啊

1030
01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:05,733
哼真的吗

1031
01:09:05,933 --> 01:09:06,799
再来点

1032
01:09:07,933 --> 01:09:09,849
狗狗熊警察吗

1033
01:09:09,850 --> 01:09:11,333
狗熊警察吗

1034
01:09:11,650 --> 01:09:13,050
狗熊警察吗

1035
01:09:16,483 --> 01:09:18,333
竹板这么一打呀

1036
01:09:18,733 --> 01:09:20,166
别的咱不夸

1037
01:09:20,683 --> 01:09:21,933
夸一夸

1038
01:09:23,483 --> 01:09:24,283
像不像

1039
01:09:26,050 --> 01:09:27,883
煎饼煎饼

1040
01:09:28,733 --> 01:09:30,966
肯定不是煎煎饼果子

1041
01:09:30,966 --> 01:09:33,649
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊

1042
01:09:33,650 --> 01:09:35,166
我终于知道了等我一下

1043
01:09:36,533 --> 01:09:37,483
哦我啊

1044
01:09:37,733 --> 01:09:38,766
啊不对我不知道哎

1045
01:09:38,766 --> 01:09:40,933
我妈为什么能给我按静音啊

1046
01:09:41,450 --> 01:09:43,050
弄哪的呀他等等

1047
01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:44,199
我把他

1048
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:45,000
拎走

1049
01:09:46,133 --> 01:09:46,933
啊

1050
01:09:49,050 --> 01:09:50,283
啊走开走开走开走开

1051
01:09:53,050 --> 01:09:53,850
走开

1052
01:09:54,533 --> 01:09:55,333
哼

1053
01:09:58,683 --> 01:10:00,249
我这边他躺在这睡觉

1054
01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:04,083
然后睡一下然后然后然后他头放下去

1055
01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:05,533
然后就就卡住

1056
01:10:05,533 --> 01:10:08,249
然后抬起来就那什么放下去卡住

1057
01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:09,450
按到哪了呀

1058
01:10:12,766 --> 01:10:13,883
我想不出来

1059
01:10:13,933 --> 01:10:16,683
我在这嗯也没有啊他刚才躺的地方

1060
01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:20,399
不知道他怎么做到的

1061
01:10:35,683 --> 01:10:38,333
哎哼狗不理

1062
01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:39,133
包子

1063
01:10:39,683 --> 01:10:40,566
像吧

1064
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:48,250
煎饼煎饼果子煎饼果煎饼果子

1065
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:53,000
煎饼煎饼果子煎饼果子像不像

1066
01:10:54,966 --> 01:10:56,483
easy to get up off her

1067
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:04,650
darling you know i said that girl she means

1068
01:11:07,283 --> 01:11:08,483
煎饼果子

1069
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,050
还行啊那才还行

1070
01:11:16,650 --> 01:11:22,133
感觉感觉天津话还挺好学的还挺好

1071
01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:24,050
还挺好学的

1072
01:11:33,083 --> 01:11:34,166
再来几句

1073
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:35,600
哦

1074
01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:39,166
搞笑警察吗搞笑警察吗

1075
01:11:39,650 --> 01:11:42,366
等等我看看刚才有个人发了链接来着

1076
01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:43,966
卡

1077
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,483
优美的天籁

1078
01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:49,999
乌托克西格

1079
01:11:50,883 --> 01:11:52,849
尼耶鲁诺瓦纳杰

1080
01:11:53,766 --> 01:11:56,249
克西拉斯蒂萨

1081
01:11:56,883 --> 01:11:57,683
拉

1082
01:11:57,850 --> 01:12:00,850
正黄旗大大妈骂人OK学学

1083
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:02,650
哈哈

1084
01:12:02,650 --> 01:12:04,083
臭要饭的

1085
01:12:04,966 --> 01:12:07,366
人不应该拿残疾说事你知道吗

1086
01:12:07,366 --> 01:12:08,449
老弱病残

1087
01:12:08,683 --> 01:12:09,449
老弱病残

1088
01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:12,050
你年轻人有残疾人上来你就应该乘坐

1089
01:12:12,050 --> 01:12:13,683
懂吗懂吗

1090
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,850
懂吗你没这素质

1091
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:17,083
你没这

1092
01:12:17,483 --> 01:12:19,166
你没这素质

1093
01:12:19,283 --> 01:12:20,999
你没这素质

1094
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,333
啊懂吗

1095
01:12:23,533 --> 01:12:25,399
懂吗你没这素质

1096
01:12:25,450 --> 01:12:28,766
你没你没这素质

1097
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:30,966
你没这素质

1098
01:12:31,283 --> 01:12:35,249
你没这你没你没这你没这素质

1099
01:12:35,883 --> 01:12:36,799
像不像

1100
01:12:37,766 --> 01:12:40,133
画面看看你都看了几百遍了吧

1101
01:12:40,133 --> 01:12:40,999
这个视频

1102
01:12:46,766 --> 01:12:47,966
你竟然别生气啊

1103
01:12:50,483 --> 01:12:52,883
不是尬黑北京人啊OK

1104
01:12:53,883 --> 01:12:54,999
别生气啊

1105
01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:58,333
错自己定粤语吗呃

1106
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,050
笑我

1107
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,250
你们没看过这个吗

1108
01:13:04,250 --> 01:13:06,283
这个感觉很多那个什么啊

1109
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,400
瞧你这咋半天你这长相就不像北京人

1110
01:13:09,683 --> 01:13:13,533
不像北京人像不像北京人

1111
01:13:15,050 --> 01:13:16,333
你没这素质

1112
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,366
你没这素质

1113
01:13:18,483 --> 01:13:20,766
为什么这句话我老是卡壳啊

1114
01:13:20,966 --> 01:13:21,449
你没

1115
01:13:21,450 --> 01:13:24,450
这看来主播不适合骂别人没素质啊

1116
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:27,483
你没这素质啊OK

1117
01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:30,683
瞧你这打扮瞧你这长相就不叫北京人

1118
01:13:30,683 --> 01:13:34,399
瞧你这打扮瞧你这长相瞧你这打扮

1119
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:37,800
瞧你这长相就不像北京人

1120
01:13:38,483 --> 01:13:41,449
快点点评一下北京人别生气啊

1121
01:13:41,450 --> 01:13:42,966
这有什么好生气的

1122
01:13:42,966 --> 01:13:44,566
那你也可以学四川话

1123
01:13:44,566 --> 01:13:46,366
不对不对不对你也可以学重庆话

1124
01:13:46,366 --> 01:13:47,683
我不会生气的

1125
01:13:50,883 --> 01:13:52,883
北京都是你家的有本事你住

1126
01:13:52,883 --> 01:13:55,083
我生在红旗下长在天门

1127
01:13:55,366 --> 01:13:56,649
我生在红

1128
01:13:58,083 --> 01:14:00,199
你呢臭外地的

1129
01:14:00,483 --> 01:14:01,083
臭

1130
01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:02,483
姑娘臭外地

1131
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:03,250
我还真是

1132
01:14:03,250 --> 01:14:06,566
正房齐人你看看奶奶有通天文你看看

1133
01:14:06,733 --> 01:14:07,849
齐人瞧瞧

1134
01:14:08,450 --> 01:14:10,333
瞧瞧你有吗

1135
01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:12,399
你有吗你有吗

1136
01:14:13,566 --> 01:14:14,733
正黄旗

1137
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:15,566
你有吗

1138
01:14:15,566 --> 01:14:17,133
正黄旗啥意思啊

1139
01:14:17,933 --> 01:14:20,933
你妈不老你姥姥不老你老年轻

1140
01:14:22,450 --> 01:14:24,450
说话别你妈你妈的啊

1141
01:14:24,533 --> 01:14:26,133
你妈不老你有妈

1142
01:14:26,133 --> 01:14:27,533
你妈不老你姥姥不老

1143
01:14:27,533 --> 01:14:29,366
你老年轻你妈你姥姥

1144
01:14:30,683 --> 01:14:33,333
就你的就你的素质我的天

1145
01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:34,333
素质

1146
01:14:34,533 --> 01:14:35,599
就是就是白跑

1147
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,600
老赵病残上来就得让座

1148
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:39,250
这是很很正常的

1149
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:40,050
正常

1150
01:14:40,050 --> 01:14:41,766
如果你搬什么干了你

1151
01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:45,283
为什么为什么北京社老弱病残段啊

1152
01:14:45,566 --> 01:14:47,199
太太太快了太快了

1153
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,850
后面学不动了学不动了

1154
01:14:49,533 --> 01:14:50,399
满族人吗

1155
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,333
OK啊怎么完全不太明白这些啊

1156
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:55,733
哎走走走错了走错哎谁哦这样这样

1157
01:14:57,883 --> 01:14:59,283
你没认素质

1158
01:15:00,250 --> 01:15:03,883
瞧你这长相瞧你这打扮就不像北京人

1159
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:05,199
像不像啊

1160
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:09,533
饼干碎瞧你这长相

1161
01:15:09,533 --> 01:15:11,733
瞧你这打扮就不像北京人

1162
01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:15,800
没这没这没这素质

1163
01:15:16,650 --> 01:15:18,733
牛不牛像不像

1164
01:15:26,450 --> 01:15:27,250
啊

1165
01:15:32,050 --> 01:15:35,133
想学北京话的四川人我不觉得啊我这

1166
01:15:35,133 --> 01:15:35,933
真的吗

1167
01:15:35,933 --> 01:15:37,966
我模仿的那么像啊我觉得

1168
01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:43,483
真的假的

1169
01:15:43,483 --> 01:15:45,733
我感觉听起来一模一样啊已经

1170
01:15:55,566 --> 01:15:56,366
嘿

1171
01:15:56,533 --> 01:15:57,799
人身攻击是吧

1172
01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:02,133
咋不学好呢那骂人的比较好学吗

1173
01:16:02,133 --> 01:16:04,649
他们发的又不是我主动去学的

1174
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:07,250
有点别讲你别急

1175
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,200
没这

1176
01:16:11,450 --> 01:16:14,933
哎我这句话为什么老是没这素质啊

1177
01:16:15,333 --> 01:16:16,933
你有素质没啊

1178
01:16:16,933 --> 01:16:18,249
你有素质没

1179
01:16:22,483 --> 01:16:23,766
有点别讲是吧

1180
01:16:23,766 --> 01:16:24,533
呵呵

1181
01:16:24,533 --> 01:16:34,999
bagy na na it'll care for a um

1182
01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:42,133
哈哈哈

1183
01:16:42,933 --> 01:16:44,083
素质啊

1184
01:16:44,566 --> 01:16:45,566
我哪有不分啊

1185
01:16:45,566 --> 01:16:46,533
我分的清楚

1186
01:16:46,533 --> 01:16:48,883
没见素质啊快点

1187
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:51,366
素和质之间可以停

1188
01:16:51,366 --> 01:16:56,966
对没见素质啊哦好一点了没这素质

1189
01:16:58,850 --> 01:17:00,533
好好多了好多了

1190
01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:03,249
不像北京人哼

1191
01:17:04,966 --> 01:17:05,849
我身在

1192
01:17:06,483 --> 01:17:07,366
算了算了

1193
01:17:07,766 --> 01:17:09,366
有点饿过激了

1194
01:17:09,366 --> 01:17:11,133
我想学那个天津女仆

1195
01:17:16,683 --> 01:17:18,649
在哪能看完整版吗

1196
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:19,933
kiss me

1197
01:17:19,933 --> 01:17:21,199
baby

1198
01:17:22,050 --> 01:17:24,333
we can never be

1199
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:27,600
我先听一下是不是这个

1200
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:28,083
哎呦

1201
01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:30,333
狗小金三嘛您可起了

1202
01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:32,199
叫你半天了你都没粘玉

1203
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,200
你要再不起我都该打120了

1204
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,600
他这个太快了

1205
01:17:40,166 --> 01:17:41,366
东北女仆

1206
01:17:41,533 --> 01:17:43,733
东北东北女仆

1207
01:17:44,283 --> 01:17:45,449
有点地域黑了吗

1208
01:17:45,450 --> 01:17:46,883
哎呀这哪算啊

1209
01:17:46,883 --> 01:17:48,966
这不就是调侃开开玩笑吗

1210
01:17:48,966 --> 01:17:50,366
我又没有恶意

1211
01:17:51,566 --> 01:17:52,483
你那啥

1212
01:17:53,083 --> 01:17:54,083
你你你

1213
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,600
我我是这么想的反正我是没恶意啊

1214
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:57,883
我我无所谓的

1215
01:17:59,333 --> 01:18:02,249
看看东北女仆东北女仆

1216
01:18:02,566 --> 01:18:06,599
东北东东北还是东北啊

1217
01:18:06,683 --> 01:18:08,933
your touch i have

1218
01:18:11,133 --> 01:18:12,999
不是那个小鬼那只是

1219
01:18:13,450 --> 01:18:15,366
就只就是说那个什么

1220
01:18:15,883 --> 01:18:18,683
很搞笑大家一起玩玩我看看

1221
01:18:23,966 --> 01:18:25,849
哇咋还不写了呢

1222
01:18:26,733 --> 01:18:27,799
吃饭了祖爷

1223
01:18:27,883 --> 01:18:29,133
吃饭吃

1224
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,366
吃饭了祖爷

1225
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,250
吃饭了祖祖爷

1226
01:18:34,450 --> 01:18:35,566
吃饭了祖爷

1227
01:18:35,650 --> 01:18:36,933
吃吃饭了

1228
01:18:37,166 --> 01:18:38,366
吃饭了祖爷

1229
01:18:40,050 --> 01:18:40,683
妈

1230
01:18:40,683 --> 01:18:40,849
妈

1231
01:18:40,850 --> 01:18:42,533
咋还不起来呢主人呢

1232
01:18:42,566 --> 01:18:43,733
咋还不起来呢

1233
01:18:43,733 --> 01:18:45,799
主人呢不对

1234
01:18:45,966 --> 01:18:48,199
吃饭了主人哇

1235
01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:50,133
咋还不起来呢主人呢

1236
01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:51,649
咋还不起来呢

1237
01:18:51,650 --> 01:18:54,600
主主人呢主人

1238
01:18:56,283 --> 01:18:57,366
吃饭了主人

1239
01:18:58,083 --> 01:19:00,483
哇咋还不起来呢主人呢

1240
01:19:00,483 --> 01:19:01,283
都醒半天了来

1241
01:19:01,283 --> 01:19:03,133
还不起来就躺被窝玩手机呀

1242
01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:05,599
就躺被窝玩手机呀哎呀妈

1243
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:06,850
赶紧起来吃口饭吧妈

1244
01:19:06,966 --> 01:19:09,533
哎呀妈赶紧起来吃口饭吧

1245
01:19:09,533 --> 01:19:11,849
俩喂口饭啊今天插大米粥可好吃了来

1246
01:19:11,850 --> 01:19:13,133
可香了吃一口啊

1247
01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:14,333
来张嘴来啊

1248
01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:16,966
妈妈妈妈妈主人哎呦我的妈呀

1249
01:19:16,966 --> 01:19:18,883
崩我主人一脸呐没烫着吧主

1250
01:19:18,883 --> 01:19:20,849
人这家伙主人给我崩的哎呀妈

1251
01:19:20,850 --> 01:19:22,250
这给我主人崩的哎呀

1252
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:24,250
没烫死吧主人吃饭了主人

1253
01:19:24,483 --> 01:19:25,733
吃饭了主人

1254
01:19:26,133 --> 01:19:27,166
吃饭了主人

1255
01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:27,883
吃饭了

1256
01:19:27,883 --> 01:19:29,283
主人像不像

1257
01:19:29,283 --> 01:19:30,083
像不像

1258
01:19:31,083 --> 01:19:34,166
饭了主人啊哦好要可含糊一点是吧

1259
01:19:34,166 --> 01:19:35,283
还挺好看

1260
01:19:35,566 --> 01:19:36,683
是吗我看看

1261
01:19:38,283 --> 01:19:39,083
哇哇

1262
01:19:39,133 --> 01:19:39,999
咋还不醒呢

1263
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:40,650
主人呢

1264
01:19:40,650 --> 01:19:41,800
咋还不起来呢

1265
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,566
咋还不起来呢主人这这怎么弄啊

1266
01:19:44,566 --> 01:19:46,599
吃饭了主人哇

1267
01:19:46,966 --> 01:19:48,649
咋还不醒呢主人呢

1268
01:19:48,650 --> 01:19:50,600
咋还不起来呢呢

1269
01:19:50,650 --> 01:19:51,766
他怎么呢呢

1270
01:19:51,766 --> 01:19:53,883
吃饭了主人哇

1271
01:19:54,050 --> 01:19:56,050
咋还不醒呢主人呢都

1272
01:19:56,933 --> 01:19:59,333
呢我感觉他的呢跟我的呢

1273
01:19:59,333 --> 01:20:00,449
有点不太一样

1274
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,050
咋还不起来呢主人

1275
01:20:02,050 --> 01:20:03,200
主营啊

1276
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,050
主营啊

1277
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:08,000
醒半天了还不起来就躺被窝玩手机呀

1278
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,133
就躺被窝

1279
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:10,450
就躺被窝

1280
01:20:10,483 --> 01:20:11,766
就躺被窝

1281
01:20:12,533 --> 01:20:14,799
哇咋还不醒呢主人呐

1282
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:15,483
都醒半天了

1283
01:20:15,483 --> 01:20:17,333
咋还不起来就躺被窝玩手机呀

1284
01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:21,766
就躺被窝玩手玩手就躺被窝玩手机呀

1285
01:20:21,933 --> 01:20:22,333
哎呀妈

1286
01:20:22,333 --> 01:20:24,199
赶紧起来吃口饭吧玛利亚喂口饭啊

1287
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:25,800
今天擦大米粥可好吃了来

1288
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:27,366
可香了吃一口啊来

1289
01:20:27,366 --> 01:20:28,249
张嘴来啊

1290
01:20:29,050 --> 01:20:30,933
妈妈妈妈妈嘴哎呦我的妈呀

1291
01:20:30,933 --> 01:20:31,999
崩我嘴一脸呐

1292
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:32,683
妈妈妈

1293
01:20:32,683 --> 01:20:34,283
妈妈哎祖爷啊

1294
01:20:34,733 --> 01:20:35,533
嗯

1295
01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:38,133
嗯

1296
01:20:39,333 --> 01:20:40,399
醒吗

1297
01:20:43,050 --> 01:20:43,850
嗯

1298
01:20:43,933 --> 01:20:46,849
咋不醒咋还不醒呢主淫呢

1299
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:49,000
主淫

1300
01:20:50,883 --> 01:20:51,683
主淫

1301
01:21:00,483 --> 01:21:01,199
吃饭了

1302
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,000
主营

1303
01:21:02,883 --> 01:21:03,683
妈

1304
01:21:03,766 --> 01:21:06,883
咋还不醒呢祖咋还不醒呢祖林啊

1305
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:08,400
祖林呢

1306
01:21:09,733 --> 01:21:11,533
都醒半天了咋还不起来

1307
01:21:11,533 --> 01:21:13,366
就躺被窝玩手机啊

1308
01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:16,966
哎妈赶紧起来吃口饭吧满脸喂口饭哦

1309
01:21:16,966 --> 01:21:19,933
今天差大米粥可好吃可香了吃一口啊

1310
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,366
来张嘴啊

1311
01:21:21,966 --> 01:21:22,766
哎呦主营

1312
01:21:22,766 --> 01:21:24,883
哎呦帮我主营一脸啊

1313
01:21:24,883 --> 01:21:28,683
没烫着吧主营这家伙把我主营烫的

1314
01:21:29,166 --> 01:21:29,966
像不像

1315
01:21:31,650 --> 01:21:32,450
哈哈哈

1316
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:45,250
don't see good me i don't know why

1317
01:21:45,250 --> 01:21:49,566
i think i should love so this i love

1318
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:54,400
that yes i see summer in my

1319
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:55,450
怎么投稿啊

1320
01:21:55,766 --> 01:21:58,133
别讲啊像不像

1321
01:21:58,283 --> 01:22:00,999
你们觉得有百分之多少像的程度

1322
01:22:21,333 --> 01:22:22,649
这么傻

1323
01:22:23,966 --> 01:22:25,766
鼻音比较明显我吗

1324
01:22:25,766 --> 01:22:27,483
我的鼻音比较明显吗

1325
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:31,050
主音那没有鼻音怎么办主音

1326
01:22:31,883 --> 01:22:34,333
哎妈给我煮银烫的

1327
01:22:35,566 --> 01:22:37,966
哇还是我平时说的话哪有

1328
01:22:41,733 --> 01:22:42,533
i took

1329
01:22:52,566 --> 01:22:53,366
her see

1330
01:22:57,450 --> 01:23:01,333
ei

1331
01:23:07,533 --> 01:23:10,449
找两杯东北朋友一个月就速成了

1332
01:23:10,766 --> 01:23:13,683
是东北口音特别容易被传染是吧

1333
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:21,000
哼

1334
01:23:22,366 --> 01:23:24,333
看不出来是在学都没法

1335
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:26,883
主营

1336
01:23:30,966 --> 01:23:31,766
那你们

1337
01:23:34,050 --> 01:23:35,600
东北有觉得

1338
01:23:35,683 --> 01:23:36,849
平时日常

1339
01:23:36,883 --> 01:23:38,883
你们东北真的说话就是味

1340
01:23:38,883 --> 01:23:40,249
这么这么重吗

1341
01:23:40,250 --> 01:23:42,600
还是他这个有演绎的成分呢

1342
01:23:51,366 --> 01:23:52,933
soon as i love

1343
01:23:55,683 --> 01:23:58,249
ya

1344
01:24:00,566 --> 01:24:01,366
y

1345
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,050
从小到大没回过老家

1346
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:08,600
啊

1347
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:10,166
你不是重庆吗

1348
01:24:11,333 --> 01:24:14,399
不是整个直播间没有那个东北人吗

1349
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:17,933
你这基本没啥东北口音

1350
01:24:17,933 --> 01:24:19,399
会不会你就是你上面

1351
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,133
那一条大魔术的那种东北人

1352
01:24:21,133 --> 01:24:22,799
觉得自己在说普通话呢

1353
01:24:22,966 --> 01:24:24,366
东北人立刻现实说法

1354
01:24:24,366 --> 01:24:25,999
我这没啥东北口音

1355
01:24:26,566 --> 01:24:27,399
开玩笑的啊

1356
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:36,450
i have spent so many

1357
01:24:37,283 --> 01:24:39,683
啊那如果真这么说话的话

1358
01:24:39,683 --> 01:24:40,283
现实生活中

1359
01:24:40,283 --> 01:24:42,766
还会有遇到那种觉得心很可爱的妹妹

1360
01:24:42,766 --> 01:24:44,249
吗啊

1361
01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:46,200
可能吗

1362
01:24:47,766 --> 01:24:49,799
三亚IP都是东北人是吗

1363
01:25:06,883 --> 01:25:10,849
be my wild don't worry

1364
01:25:12,250 --> 01:25:17,800
keep your good sweet memory

1365
01:25:18,250 --> 01:25:20,283
为啥东北人都去海南呢

1366
01:25:21,733 --> 01:25:23,399
东北很冷是不是

1367
01:25:27,766 --> 01:25:29,799
什么我吃什么鱼钩了

1368
01:25:30,933 --> 01:25:33,449
我不过我往往

1369
01:25:43,083 --> 01:25:43,883
无

1370
01:25:45,566 --> 01:25:46,883
最冷有能有多少啊

1371
01:25:46,883 --> 01:25:49,366
能能冷成多什么样啊

1372
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:52,050
我爸之前啊但我爸不是在东北

1373
01:25:52,050 --> 01:25:53,600
他也是在个很冷的地方

1374
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,566
然后跟我说那个什么雪堆起来了

1375
01:25:56,566 --> 01:25:59,283
我还以为是那种我想想

1376
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:03,283
我还以为是那个

1377
01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:05,799
整个就是你把手掌伸起来啊

1378
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:06,650
有有多长

1379
01:26:06,650 --> 01:26:08,166
我就以为有这么厚的雪

1380
01:26:08,166 --> 01:26:10,649
真是完全没有啊哎

1381
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,650
我还以为有那么厚呢

1382
01:26:41,133 --> 01:26:42,083
四川不下雪吗

1383
01:26:42,083 --> 01:26:44,249
基本上不太下

1384
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:46,850
零下30度

1385
01:26:49,850 --> 01:26:51,050
能堆雪人吗

1386
01:26:51,050 --> 01:26:52,400
能打雪仗吗

1387
01:26:57,683 --> 01:26:59,333
我以为零下20度的话

1388
01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:02,083
那种房子都会积非常厚的

1389
01:27:02,083 --> 01:27:04,683
就是屋顶上都会积很厚的雪

1390
01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:10,366
the moon i'm not talking

1391
01:27:13,966 --> 01:27:16,999
i care i don't want to be

1392
01:27:17,166 --> 01:27:18,366
she don't know

1393
01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:36,083
太干燥也不会下雪吗

1394
01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:36,883
是吗

1395
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:39,533
哎跟我想的都有点不太一样

1396
01:27:39,533 --> 01:27:42,449
我还以为是那种屋顶有厚厚的雪啊

1397
01:27:42,450 --> 01:27:42,933
什么

1398
01:27:42,933 --> 01:27:46,399
呃一开门那个雪都会往下掉的那种

1399
01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:47,450
就是那种啊

1400
01:27:47,450 --> 01:27:49,083
呃那种那种房子

1401
01:27:49,083 --> 01:27:51,966
那种三角一样的那种房子

1402
01:27:53,483 --> 01:27:54,599
不曾孤

1403
01:28:02,483 --> 01:28:03,283
单

1404
01:28:04,133 --> 01:28:07,166
yes i see someone in a while

1405
01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:10,049
i'm Maggie

1406
01:28:11,883 --> 01:28:12,683
oh

1407
01:28:14,483 --> 01:28:16,683
sweet memory

1408
01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:24,733
好吧

1409
01:28:24,733 --> 01:28:27,449
我还以为那么冷的话就可以了呢

1410
01:28:29,733 --> 01:28:30,933
baby

1411
01:28:37,250 --> 01:28:39,366
我也想去北方体验一下

1412
01:28:40,133 --> 01:28:41,883
看一下大家是不是真的

1413
01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:43,850
平均身高高很多啊

1414
01:28:44,850 --> 01:28:46,650
大家我经真的经常出门

1415
01:28:46,650 --> 01:28:47,766
跟爸妈出门的话

1416
01:28:47,766 --> 01:28:50,083
就会被各种亲戚夸长得高

1417
01:28:50,333 --> 01:28:52,883
for your touch

1418
01:28:52,883 --> 01:28:56,366
i have once loved you so much

1419
01:28:56,366 --> 01:29:00,599
i don't go nowhere while i got

1420
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:02,283
still be there

1421
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,650
if that's what i need

1422
01:29:06,050 --> 01:29:09,333
是小时候了跟你说两岁之前的事情了

1423
01:29:10,533 --> 01:29:12,649
我不是156好吗

1424
01:29:15,483 --> 01:29:16,849
谁说我156啊

1425
01:29:17,933 --> 01:29:20,049
上次给主播减身高你凭什么

1426
01:29:20,050 --> 01:29:20,850
你过不过分啊

1427
01:29:20,850 --> 01:29:21,650
道歉

1428
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:25,333
不是1米7啊1不是1米57啊

1429
01:29:26,933 --> 01:29:29,999
凳子给主播减身高我道歉道歉

1430
01:29:30,450 --> 01:29:32,200
啊不行小声点道歉道歉

1431
01:29:49,683 --> 01:29:51,883
是的差不多是160

1432
01:30:01,133 --> 01:30:05,599
这是1米57点几然后大概是1米58

1433
01:30:06,333 --> 01:30:09,133
但是我说实话我自己在家量是1米5

1434
01:30:09,133 --> 01:30:12,649
七年级但是去医院量都是1米58

1435
01:30:18,366 --> 01:30:20,199
真的是1米1米6

1436
01:30:21,883 --> 01:30:23,799
上鞋的话1米64

1437
01:30:23,966 --> 01:30:25,399
完美身高

1438
01:30:26,450 --> 01:30:28,083
165吗差不多吧

1439
01:30:28,083 --> 01:30:29,766
戴个帽子的话啊

1440
01:30:29,766 --> 01:30:33,449
做做造型把头发弄蓬松一点就是1165了

1441
01:30:33,650 --> 01:30:36,450
但是如果戴帽子的话太高了那是170了

1442
01:30:36,450 --> 01:30:40,166
比路上啊好多男生都高了所以说

1443
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:41,000
嗯

1444
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:43,400
嗯

1445
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:45,333
一般出门还是不怎么戴帽子

1446
01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:52,050
Huh

1447
01:30:54,483 --> 01:30:57,199
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

1448
01:30:59,566 --> 01:31:00,933
那资高兴

1449
01:31:03,166 --> 01:31:05,166
一大米大网

1450
01:31:06,566 --> 01:31:09,166
自从遇见你

1451
01:31:10,450 --> 01:31:11,850
北方人真的比

1452
01:31:15,083 --> 01:31:18,533
北方人真的比南方人高高高挺多吗

1453
01:31:24,450 --> 01:31:27,600
没有北方人来南方南方人去北方的

1454
01:31:27,850 --> 01:31:31,000
那个什么互相呃有没有什么感觉

1455
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:34,400
但是我出门真的会被夸长得高啊

1456
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:35,133
我不知道为啥

1457
01:31:35,133 --> 01:31:36,999
我这没不尬吹好吗

1458
01:31:37,166 --> 01:31:38,799
就经常那种呃

1459
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:41,200
上了年纪的叔叔阿姨婆婆

1460
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:42,883
都会说我长得很高

1461
01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:47,366
na na it'll care for

1462
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:07,000
啊引战了吗那算了

1463
01:32:07,333 --> 01:32:08,133
耶

1464
01:32:08,250 --> 01:32:11,683
卡西拉斯蒂萨卡

1465
01:32:12,650 --> 01:32:14,800
就是不是说有时候那种什么东北

1466
01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:16,083
长得很高吗

1467
01:32:17,250 --> 01:32:21,766
amachio

1468
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:25,966
sweet memory

1469
01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:40,450
don't kiss me baby

1470
01:32:40,966 --> 01:32:43,883
we can never be

1471
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:46,850
so though i'm all in vain

1472
01:32:47,766 --> 01:32:50,933
please unheart me again

1473
01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:55,966
初中180是因为他们现在车更好吗

1474
01:32:58,133 --> 01:33:00,083
好像有有这种感觉

1475
01:33:15,366 --> 01:33:17,333
我也羡慕我想找到

1476
01:33:17,650 --> 01:33:23,483
我想想 164166166你们觉得算高吗女生

1477
01:33:24,083 --> 01:33:25,799
164吧还是

1478
01:33:26,683 --> 01:33:27,599
肉丝不错

1479
01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:29,283
全部给我夹在腿上

1480
01:33:29,283 --> 01:33:32,399
上半身1厘米都不要全部夹在腿上

1481
01:33:34,883 --> 01:33:38,649
觉得1164就就差不多够用了

1482
01:33:39,650 --> 01:33:41,850
168的话那你找个

1483
01:33:42,133 --> 01:33:44,483
180的男生都不会觉得他高哎

1484
01:33:45,166 --> 01:33:46,199
说实话

1485
01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:59,766
对必须夹在腿上让腿变长一点

1486
01:34:13,733 --> 01:34:15,449
不行就夹在腿上

1487
01:34:17,166 --> 01:34:19,399
腿长长的哎对

1488
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:21,050
夹在小腿上

1489
01:34:21,733 --> 01:34:25,483
小腿那个什么呃架小腿上

1490
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:28,166
小腿长就很显高大家

1491
01:34:29,483 --> 01:34:31,766
sweet memory

1492
01:35:01,650 --> 01:35:02,166
脖子高

1493
01:35:02,166 --> 01:35:04,483
确实脖子长确实显高

1494
01:35:04,483 --> 01:35:05,366
但是

1495
01:35:05,683 --> 01:35:08,883
啊不是有个那个什么就是演那个什么

1496
01:35:10,650 --> 01:35:11,683
演夏洛克

1497
01:35:11,683 --> 01:35:14,599
夏洛克的那个演员叫什么名字来着

1498
01:35:14,650 --> 01:35:17,050
他就总是会被说像那个什么

1499
01:35:17,133 --> 01:35:19,449
那个水怪因为他脖子很长

1500
01:35:19,883 --> 01:35:29,649
ssclette

1501
01:35:31,566 --> 01:35:32,366
da da da da da da da da

1502
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,400
怎么可能是省的

1503
01:35:38,450 --> 01:35:40,966
哦哦那个夏洛克是吧

1504
01:35:46,250 --> 01:35:47,450
夏洛特烦恼

1505
01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:49,733
夏洛夏洛特烦恼是吧

1506
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:57,966
不是不是他应该就是脖子太长了吧

1507
01:35:57,966 --> 01:35:59,799
然后头又小小的

1508
01:36:14,483 --> 01:36:16,166
me one more and

1509
01:36:19,450 --> 01:36:20,250
i

1510
01:36:22,283 --> 01:36:25,399
yes i see someone in my while

1511
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:35,083
i'm Maggie all through sweet memory

1512
01:36:46,650 --> 01:36:47,683
但是

1513
01:36:47,683 --> 01:36:49,333
还是粘在小腿上吧

1514
01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:52,600
哎老是做这样的梦来着

1515
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:54,166
再长高一点点

1516
01:36:54,766 --> 01:36:57,049
但是幸好我那个什么我

1517
01:36:57,050 --> 01:36:59,566
我感觉我身边的人也也跟我差不多高

1518
01:36:59,566 --> 01:37:01,566
没有这方面很大的困扰

1519
01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:06,800
i have spent so many not thinking of you

1520
01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:12,483
longing for your touch i have was lost

1521
01:37:12,483 --> 01:37:13,733
走亲戚那种

1522
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:15,400
呃上了年纪的亲戚

1523
01:37:15,683 --> 01:37:16,799
嗯就长得比较矮

1524
01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:19,450
然后看到我就会说长得好高哦

1525
01:37:19,450 --> 01:37:22,483
啊你们家女儿长得这么高了这这的

1526
01:37:22,766 --> 01:37:24,966
哎自信给的足足的

1527
01:37:27,533 --> 01:37:34,333
darling you know i said that gotta see me more

1528
01:37:34,333 --> 01:37:38,133
even i don't want it

1529
01:37:39,683 --> 01:37:45,249
keep your good sweet memory

1530
01:37:46,733 --> 01:37:48,399
不是客套话吧

1531
01:37:48,566 --> 01:37:51,649
那我以前不是客套话

1532
01:37:53,683 --> 01:37:55,399
不是客套话

1533
01:38:00,050 --> 01:38:01,050
那我有一个

1534
01:38:01,133 --> 01:38:02,049
那什么

1535
01:38:03,600 --> 01:38:08,050
我有一个以前有个同学他就是呃1米50

1536
01:38:08,083 --> 01:38:11,933
然后他走亲戚就没有人会夸他高啊

1537
01:38:15,133 --> 01:38:16,766
那如果是客套话的话

1538
01:38:16,766 --> 01:38:20,049
150也应该客套客套你女儿好高吧

1539
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:36,250
不能太假那说明

1540
01:38:40,050 --> 01:38:40,850
呃

1541
01:38:41,533 --> 01:38:42,249
不能太强大

1542
01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:45,566
说明我的身高还是可以夸一下的

1543
01:38:46,450 --> 01:38:47,250
在

1544
01:38:49,733 --> 01:38:50,599
嗯嗯

1545
01:38:52,766 --> 01:38:54,249
这个故事已经听过了

1546
01:38:54,250 --> 01:38:56,800
什么 150没被夸这个吗

1547
01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:58,883
不可能啊我这个没说过

1548
01:39:05,966 --> 01:39:06,533
oh

1549
01:39:06,533 --> 01:39:07,566
no no

1550
01:39:07,566 --> 01:39:08,366
no

1551
01:39:23,166 --> 01:39:25,333
但是他们演技真的会有这么好吗

1552
01:39:25,333 --> 01:39:26,249
可是我在想

1553
01:39:27,250 --> 01:39:28,400
下播了到点了

1554
01:39:28,450 --> 01:39:29,333
走了拜拜

1555
01:39:30,333 --> 01:39:31,533
我看看我想想

1556
01:39:31,933 --> 01:39:34,249
都已经超18分钟了说实话

1557
01:39:57,283 --> 01:39:59,649
已经在思考夜宵吃什么了

1558
01:40:15,966 --> 01:40:17,483
还没困什么意思啊

1559
01:40:18,083 --> 01:40:19,766
困了就不看了是吧

1560
01:40:20,883 --> 01:40:24,083
真是过河拆桥利用完就走

1561
01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:31,766
肯德基还是烧烤呢我在想

1562
01:40:33,050 --> 01:40:36,683
啊一边吃一边看点啥然后又到12点了

1563
01:40:46,883 --> 01:40:47,999
烧烤吗

1564
01:40:52,733 --> 01:40:53,566
烧烤一下

1565
01:40:54,050 --> 01:40:55,566
不行不能多点

1566
01:40:58,850 --> 01:41:00,250
肯德基的话

1567
01:41:01,050 --> 01:41:02,483
我尝尝我看看

1568
01:41:04,733 --> 01:41:05,933
我也尝尝烧烤

1569
01:41:06,250 --> 01:41:08,966
please unheard me again

1570
01:41:10,333 --> 01:41:15,966
i have spent so many not thinking of you

1571
01:41:15,966 --> 01:41:20,883
longing for your touch i have

1572
01:41:20,883 --> 01:41:22,449
可能还是更想吃烧烤

1573
01:41:29,733 --> 01:41:30,933
羊有这么严重吗

1574
01:41:30,933 --> 01:41:33,333
你们跟我说一下羊会难受多久啊

1575
01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:34,883
kiss her together

1576
01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:38,483
but darling you know

1577
01:41:38,483 --> 01:41:44,566
i said that girl i see me more in my world

1578
01:41:45,733 --> 01:41:47,399
我肯德基可好吃了

1579
01:42:01,766 --> 01:42:02,566
是吗

1580
01:42:05,000 --> 01:42:07,050
最难受的就两三天吗

1581
01:42:07,083 --> 01:42:08,933
为什么我的那个什么

1582
01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:13,283
哎

1583
01:42:13,283 --> 01:42:15,733
公司那边还是有人那个什么

1584
01:42:16,133 --> 01:42:17,966
感觉已经养了10来天了

1585
01:42:17,966 --> 01:42:20,683
然后然后还是不能正常工作

1586
01:42:20,683 --> 01:42:23,599
然后我这边有的事情就推进不了

1587
01:42:24,083 --> 01:42:25,966
我在思考这个事情来着

1588
01:42:28,883 --> 01:42:29,683
嗯

1589
01:42:30,566 --> 01:42:32,333
因人而异是吗好吧

1590
01:42:44,166 --> 01:42:44,966
别别别

1591
01:42:45,366 --> 01:42:50,083
oh cool sweet memories

1592
01:42:56,083 --> 01:42:58,649
不行啊不能这么说啊干嘛呢

1593
01:43:02,933 --> 01:43:05,199
和巡视的时候被看见了

1594
01:43:05,533 --> 01:43:06,333
看看

1595
01:43:10,000 --> 01:43:12,566
我以为咱们有多大的攻击性呢

1596
01:43:26,933 --> 01:43:27,733
you

1597
01:43:44,133 --> 01:43:46,333
金字老头哼哼

1598
01:43:47,766 --> 01:43:48,883
你比得上吗

1599
01:43:57,850 --> 01:44:01,050
手机内存真的要爆炸了大家无语了

1600
01:44:02,133 --> 01:44:02,999
干嘛呢

1601
01:44:10,933 --> 01:44:13,449
body na na na

1602
01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:18,200
na

1603
01:44:23,850 --> 01:44:24,650
na

1604
01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:31,400
na

1605
01:44:32,650 --> 01:44:33,600
复读直播间

1606
01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:46,333
我看看我吃啥

1607
01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:51,450
卤鸡爪

1608
01:44:55,883 --> 01:44:57,883
想点点不一样的东西吃了

1609
01:44:57,883 --> 01:44:59,399
老是点这几个

1610
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:00,966
他吃腻了

1611
01:45:01,283 --> 01:45:03,649
当然脑花还是不会换的就是

1612
01:45:11,533 --> 01:45:12,366
吃中

1613
01:45:13,966 --> 01:45:15,683
吃完太饱了有点

1614
01:45:20,850 --> 01:45:23,000
掌中宝我不是很喜欢吃掌中宝

1615
01:45:24,600 --> 01:45:25,566
没想到吧

1616
01:45:26,200 --> 01:45:27,766
还有人不喜欢吃掌中宝

1617
01:45:35,200 --> 01:45:36,450
很纠结很纠结

1618
01:45:43,333 --> 01:45:44,883
别别别

1619
01:45:53,650 --> 01:45:54,566
你也不吃啊

1620
01:45:54,566 --> 01:45:55,366
是啊

1621
01:45:55,766 --> 01:45:58,733
哪来那么多粮木啊你们事情可真多

1622
01:45:59,933 --> 01:46:01,766
别人吃不吃啥也碍着你了

1623
01:46:01,766 --> 01:46:03,533
你是我食堂阿姨呀

1624
01:46:03,650 --> 01:46:05,450
食堂阿姨这不去哦

1625
01:46:05,733 --> 01:46:06,799
终于惹你了

1626
01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:09,800
我我自己点菜自己花钱自己吃

1627
01:46:10,483 --> 01:46:12,133
要是还要被骂

1628
01:46:12,566 --> 01:46:15,366
我不是自己弄东西自己吃吗

1629
01:46:16,450 --> 01:46:18,366
哭死我了

1630
01:46:18,450 --> 01:46:22,166
你在给我做外卖啊你是我家保姆啊

1631
01:46:22,166 --> 01:46:22,966
嗯

1632
01:46:27,400 --> 01:46:28,200
看看

1633
01:46:36,650 --> 01:46:40,283
你们说是不是没天理了真的是

1634
01:46:41,650 --> 01:46:57,533
god she loves so desire

1635
01:47:02,800 --> 01:47:04,883
那做饭也可以买一个

1636
01:47:04,933 --> 01:47:06,799
嗯你买一个

1637
01:47:07,166 --> 01:47:09,883
那什么喜欢吃的菜啊这有什么吗

1638
01:47:09,883 --> 01:47:10,933
没啥吧

1639
01:47:21,366 --> 01:47:24,449
想不出挑食能给生活带来什么麻烦

1640
01:47:24,533 --> 01:47:25,933
没啥麻烦吧

1641
01:47:31,283 --> 01:47:32,533
哇哇哇哇哇

1642
01:47:36,366 --> 01:47:37,649
纳斯卡西

1643
01:47:39,766 --> 01:47:41,733
伊伊达咪达哇

1644
01:47:43,283 --> 01:47:48,999
祖宗卖尼瓦俗的对答

1645
01:47:50,933 --> 01:47:51,733
da da

1646
01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:55,000
da da da

1647
01:47:59,083 --> 01:47:59,883
da da da

1648
01:48:16,650 --> 01:48:18,200
我觉得真没啥麻烦

1649
01:48:18,200 --> 01:48:20,966
那就算那个什么就是很困难的也没有

1650
01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:22,200
那

1651
01:48:22,683 --> 01:48:25,049
你想想我跟我爸妈一起吃饭

1652
01:48:25,050 --> 01:48:27,050
也是做一个他们喜欢吃的

1653
01:48:27,050 --> 01:48:28,600
做点我喜欢吃的

1654
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:29,650
就这样啊

1655
01:48:30,083 --> 01:48:31,249
有能有啥麻烦吗

1656
01:48:31,250 --> 01:48:32,333
没啥麻烦啊

1657
01:48:34,766 --> 01:48:36,883
你想你吃饭肯定要做两个菜吧

1658
01:48:36,883 --> 01:48:38,049
不可能做一个菜吧

1659
01:48:38,050 --> 01:48:39,366
做了两个菜就一人

1660
01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:43,450
me i don't know what

1661
01:48:52,283 --> 01:48:55,366
i'm saying

1662
01:48:57,650 --> 01:48:58,450
哦

1663
01:49:00,366 --> 01:49:01,933
等下我再选一下

1664
01:49:04,133 --> 01:49:05,966
这个毛病就是很墨迹

1665
01:49:05,966 --> 01:49:09,283
买啥东西都很墨迹想半天

1666
01:49:13,883 --> 01:49:15,566
don't kiss me啊

1667
01:49:15,766 --> 01:49:23,483
maybe we can never be so though i'm all in vain

1668
01:49:24,366 --> 01:49:27,283
please unheart me again

1669
01:49:28,650 --> 01:49:35,733
i have spent so many not thinking of you longing

1670
01:49:35,733 --> 01:49:37,483
选择困难选择困难

1671
01:49:37,533 --> 01:49:41,366
呃那个什么其实就是穷大家说实话

1672
01:49:41,366 --> 01:49:43,249
如果你很有钱的话

1673
01:49:43,650 --> 01:49:45,133
比如说我点个烧烤

1674
01:49:45,133 --> 01:49:46,966
我的预算是200我还纠结吗

1675
01:49:46,966 --> 01:49:47,933
我就是个屁

1676
01:49:47,933 --> 01:49:49,683
我直接全点了

1677
01:49:50,883 --> 01:49:51,683
对啊

1678
01:49:58,933 --> 01:50:01,049
你们攻击到我说的是我自己啊

1679
01:50:02,600 --> 01:50:03,683
200全点有点困难

1680
01:50:03,683 --> 01:50:05,283
我只是说如果你的预算

1681
01:50:05,283 --> 01:50:07,599
远远超出你要呃买的东西的话

1682
01:50:07,600 --> 01:50:09,050
你就完全不用考虑啊

1683
01:50:09,050 --> 01:50:11,933
你说你在几个菜里纠结想买3个

1684
01:50:12,050 --> 01:50:14,483
那你就直接把这个都点了就完了

1685
01:50:15,000 --> 01:50:15,800
对吧

1686
01:50:17,800 --> 01:50:19,083
你顶多呃

1687
01:50:19,366 --> 01:50:22,599
呃去除掉一个那也很好很好去除

1688
01:50:25,000 --> 01:50:27,933
不至于说你呃有7个菜在纠结

1689
01:50:27,933 --> 01:50:30,649
然后只能点3个你就会想老半天啊

1690
01:50:39,566 --> 01:50:42,199
等一下再等我一分钟我我立刻选出来

1691
01:50:57,933 --> 01:50:59,799
选择过程中也有乐趣吗

1692
01:50:59,800 --> 01:51:03,683
还好吧我觉得纠结很久也没啥乐趣的

1693
01:51:06,400 --> 01:51:07,966
不想浪费东西吗

1694
01:51:08,050 --> 01:51:10,733
爸爸我还没走到那个层次

1695
01:51:10,733 --> 01:51:13,333
我现在还是还在那个钱的问题

1696
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:16,133
好好好你们是那个层次了

1697
01:51:18,766 --> 01:51:20,249
胖点我看看

1698
01:51:20,733 --> 01:51:22,483
有没有什么好听点的music

1699
01:51:29,050 --> 01:51:31,050
我不在乎什么天

1700
01:51:31,250 --> 01:51:31,683
长

1701
01:51:31,683 --> 01:51:35,649
地久我只在乎你想不想要拥有

1702
01:51:37,850 --> 01:51:40,400
啊但是我我我可以下播再见

1703
01:51:46,800 --> 01:51:48,933
我可以下播再纠结来着

1704
01:51:58,883 --> 01:51:59,366
哎

1705
01:51:59,366 --> 01:52:02,333
穿着外套又热不穿又打喷嚏

1706
01:52:02,733 --> 01:52:07,083
想和你做朋友想念又被brucci爱了

1707
01:52:07,083 --> 01:52:12,133
lips i wanna kiss暧昧想一直牵着你的手

1708
01:52:12,133 --> 01:52:16,599
但我还年轻心不定又能怎么办boy

1709
01:52:17,000 --> 01:52:20,083
有什么话开不了口头

1710
01:52:20,133 --> 01:52:22,533
r es我只是肉挠想过头

1711
01:52:22,533 --> 01:52:24,849
拥有了又想自由自由

1712
01:52:25,250 --> 01:52:26,566
我穿了的

1713
01:52:26,650 --> 01:52:28,250
你真以为我没穿啊

1714
01:52:43,566 --> 01:52:46,566
不在乎什么天长地久

1715
01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:48,483
我只在意你想不想

1716
01:52:49,800 --> 01:52:51,333
嗯我要说啥来着

1717
01:52:52,650 --> 01:52:56,050
你们要跟我边吃东西边看什么东西吗

1718
01:52:56,200 --> 01:52:57,650
我想看啥呢

1719
01:52:58,083 --> 01:53:00,799
你下次回来带着

1720
01:53:00,883 --> 01:53:03,933
我只在乎这心动前所未

1721
01:53:04,650 --> 01:53:06,200
我没说一定会跟你们一起看

1722
01:53:06,200 --> 01:53:07,933
我只是考虑一下

1723
01:53:08,250 --> 01:53:10,400
给你最好的我

1724
01:53:10,533 --> 01:53:13,166
就算只是朋友

1725
01:53:15,883 --> 01:53:18,966
心如果别人把你追踪

1726
01:53:19,200 --> 01:53:23,250
也行不过自己暂时把你拥有

1727
01:53:26,333 --> 01:53:29,366
做朋友是保护你最坏也是最好的

1728
01:53:29,450 --> 01:53:30,250
借口

1729
01:53:33,400 --> 01:53:35,200
我明白有些默契我

1730
01:53:36,683 --> 01:53:37,483
不

1731
01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:40,133
走了也就

1732
01:53:40,733 --> 01:53:42,449
对不对你伤害

1733
01:53:42,450 --> 01:53:44,400
不不是感觉很猎奇

1734
01:53:45,683 --> 01:53:47,283
华尔街战狼好看吗

1735
01:53:50,250 --> 01:53:51,050
嗯

1736
01:53:51,333 --> 01:53:54,083
担心烦恼还有我的骄傲

1737
01:53:54,083 --> 01:53:58,166
但现在我们之间却变得越来越有礼貌

1738
01:53:58,283 --> 01:54:01,799
问vivo哥你的朋友一定拍手说好

1739
01:54:01,800 --> 01:54:05,200
现在你身边的他们大概都不喜欢我啊

1740
01:54:05,200 --> 01:54:06,650
其实还行吧

1741
01:54:07,000 --> 01:54:08,200
还一样的活

1742
01:54:08,200 --> 01:54:10,600
the reason why我决定离开

1743
01:54:10,600 --> 01:54:12,883
there is only one reason why

1744
01:54:12,883 --> 01:54:15,733
cause i know you deserve better and more

1745
01:54:15,850 --> 01:54:19,050
没了我大家幸福过的那个星座

1746
01:54:19,200 --> 01:54:22,250
你一定要好好生活别想太多

1747
01:54:22,250 --> 01:54:26,333
为什么我写了这首歌只想用心对你说

1748
01:54:26,333 --> 01:54:28,083
i love you and i still do

1749
01:54:28,083 --> 01:54:29,483
i love you now

1750
01:54:29,883 --> 01:54:33,849
it's just in a different way if i may hey for sure

1751
01:54:33,850 --> 01:54:36,483
i know you used to love me more

1752
01:54:36,483 --> 01:54:38,683
but now is a friend我知道

1753
01:54:38,683 --> 01:54:41,049
当我离开世界的那一天

1754
01:54:41,050 --> 01:54:45,850
你一定会流泪在我的照片前面

1755
01:54:46,166 --> 01:54:47,366
i'll do the OK

1756
01:54:53,933 --> 01:54:55,166
我耳机震了

1757
01:54:55,733 --> 01:54:56,599
好看吗

1758
01:54:57,283 --> 01:54:58,566
我刚刚是讲什么呢

1759
01:55:02,333 --> 01:55:03,649
小声一点说话好的

1760
01:55:09,766 --> 01:55:10,966
欣然面对

1761
01:55:11,733 --> 01:55:12,883
i wish you luck

1762
01:55:12,883 --> 01:55:13,766
wish you health

1763
01:55:13,766 --> 01:55:17,283
wish you love with a smile in a hug i wish you luck

1764
01:55:17,283 --> 01:55:21,649
wish you health wish you love with a smile in his hug

1765
01:55:23,566 --> 01:55:25,966
健全版他有3,000很多吗

1766
01:55:26,400 --> 01:55:32,000
然后这心动前所未有'cause i love you so

1767
01:55:32,650 --> 01:55:39,533
想给你最好的我愿意为什么天长地久

1768
01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:46,283
我想不想要拥有一颗真心和温暖的手

1769
01:55:46,566 --> 01:55:47,966
在身后陪你微

1770
01:55:47,966 --> 01:55:49,799
点啥色情部分吗

1771
01:55:51,133 --> 01:55:51,649
没事

1772
01:55:51,650 --> 01:55:54,333
我待会我自己我再开个窗口看一下

1773
01:55:54,566 --> 01:55:55,883
看有没有那种

1774
01:55:56,733 --> 01:55:57,533
充满

1775
01:55:58,966 --> 01:56:00,933
可爱你在心口

1776
01:56:00,933 --> 01:56:06,083
想给你最好的我们就算只是朋友

1777
01:56:13,166 --> 01:56:17,799
i'm very happy that i met you in my life baby

1778
01:56:20,283 --> 01:56:21,366
看看有没有啊

1779
01:56:41,733 --> 01:56:43,533
好难加载啊

1780
01:56:45,250 --> 01:56:50,250
长地久我只在乎你想不想要拥有

1781
01:56:50,283 --> 01:56:53,366
一颗真心和温暖的手

1782
01:56:53,733 --> 01:56:57,083
在身后陪你微笑或泪流

1783
01:56:57,083 --> 01:57:00,849
我不在乎你下次回来待多久

1784
01:57:00,850 --> 01:57:04,366
我只在乎这心动前所未有

1785
01:57:04,366 --> 01:57:07,483
我不会走cause i love you so

1786
01:57:07,683 --> 01:57:09,599
你们真的很想跟我一起看吗

1787
01:57:10,166 --> 01:57:13,483
点好了我能能快点说一下啊

1788
01:57:13,483 --> 01:57:16,566
你们真的很很想我继续播吗

1789
01:57:16,766 --> 01:57:18,249
是不是嘿嘿

1790
01:57:18,533 --> 01:57:23,366
又想念又big brown eyes可爱了lips i wanna kiss

1791
01:57:23,366 --> 01:57:26,249
i miss想一直牵着你的手

1792
01:57:26,250 --> 01:57:29,733
但我还年轻心不定又能怎么办

1793
01:57:29,966 --> 01:57:33,999
boy有什么话开不了口头

1794
01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:36,483
wrist我只是肉挠小狗

1795
01:57:36,566 --> 01:57:38,399
我拥有了又想自由

1796
01:57:38,400 --> 01:57:40,250
自由后又想拥有

1797
01:57:42,766 --> 01:57:43,566
好吗

1798
01:57:47,083 --> 01:57:47,883
是吗

1799
01:57:49,083 --> 01:57:50,933
还有没有人是很想的呢

1800
01:57:52,733 --> 01:57:54,133
你怎么还郁郁的

1801
01:57:54,800 --> 01:57:55,600
哼哼

1802
01:58:00,766 --> 01:58:04,366
我只在乎你想不想要拥有

1803
01:58:04,366 --> 01:58:07,449
一颗真心和温暖的手

1804
01:58:07,850 --> 01:58:11,200
在身后陪你微笑或泪流

1805
01:58:11,200 --> 01:58:14,933
我不在乎你下次回来待多久

1806
01:58:14,933 --> 01:58:18,199
我只在乎这心动前所有

1807
01:58:18,566 --> 01:58:21,533
我不会走cause i love you so

1808
01:58:22,083 --> 01:58:24,399
想给你最好的我

1809
01:58:24,933 --> 01:58:27,333
就算只是朋友

1810
01:58:34,133 --> 01:58:35,083
好吧好吧

1811
01:58:36,400 --> 01:58:37,283
行吧行吧

1812
01:58:38,883 --> 01:58:40,166
宝宝不行了

1813
01:58:41,200 --> 01:58:42,000
嗯

1814
01:58:42,083 --> 01:58:44,049
我们现在干嘛呢我们现在学一下Bbox

1815
01:58:44,366 --> 01:58:47,283
明白有你还是荒芜的忧愁

1816
01:58:47,450 --> 01:58:50,800
我明白有些默契无非需要遵守

1817
01:58:51,133 --> 01:58:52,683
注视你眼眸

1818
01:58:52,966 --> 01:58:55,366
玩一下家人们狠狠学习一下

1819
01:59:00,333 --> 01:59:01,133
我看

1820
01:59:11,550 --> 01:59:12,916
妈怎么卡住了

1821
01:59:13,066 --> 01:59:14,033
这什么网络

1822
01:59:16,316 --> 01:59:19,316
小股小股很多种比如说喷小股

1823
01:59:20,600 --> 01:59:21,466
PS股

1824
01:59:23,433 --> 01:59:24,233
二股

1825
01:59:25,400 --> 01:59:26,316
西小股

1826
01:59:26,666 --> 01:59:28,866
今天小股我教给大家的是二股

1827
01:59:28,866 --> 01:59:31,066
因为我觉得这是一个相对简单的

1828
01:59:31,066 --> 01:59:32,033
就是这个

1829
01:59:32,466 --> 01:59:35,199
掌握了这三个三个基础音

1830
01:59:35,716 --> 01:59:36,633
大家学一下

1831
01:59:36,750 --> 01:59:37,600
一起学一下

1832
01:59:37,600 --> 01:59:38,866
做一些简单的节奏啊

1833
01:59:38,866 --> 01:59:40,266
这个是基础啊

1834
01:59:47,866 --> 01:59:49,033
好帅啊

1835
01:59:50,000 --> 01:59:50,633
声音太小了吗

1836
01:59:50,633 --> 01:59:52,066
等会等会等会等会

1837
01:59:52,316 --> 01:59:53,116
我不知道为什么

1838
01:59:53,116 --> 01:59:55,316
我已经把你们的音量开的非常大

1839
01:59:55,316 --> 01:59:57,433
但是大家还是听不见很无语

1840
02:00:00,516 --> 02:00:02,316
只要你把这三个音练的很

1841
02:00:02,316 --> 02:00:02,916
现在怎么样

1842
02:00:02,916 --> 02:00:05,349
我保证两个周到一个月以后

1843
02:00:05,433 --> 02:00:07,199
就可以到你的同学

1844
02:00:07,200 --> 02:00:07,916
你的朋友

1845
02:00:07,916 --> 02:00:11,749
你的同事面前用BBOX来稍微炫一下

1846
02:00:12,066 --> 02:00:13,666
在你们面前炫一下

1847
02:00:14,200 --> 02:00:15,666
怎么做这个大鼓呢

1848
02:00:15,716 --> 02:00:17,433
首先你要说不

1849
02:00:17,750 --> 02:00:19,466
就坏叔叔要给你什么东西

1850
02:00:19,466 --> 02:00:20,716
你要说不

1851
02:00:20,866 --> 02:00:21,666
不

1852
02:00:21,666 --> 02:00:22,466
不

1853
02:00:22,666 --> 02:00:23,516
不不

1854
02:00:23,833 --> 02:00:25,033
你会发现说不的时候

1855
02:00:25,033 --> 02:00:25,349
其实

1856
02:00:25,350 --> 02:00:27,800
嘴唇这里是有一个很轻微的摩擦的

1857
02:00:27,800 --> 02:00:29,200
哼不

1858
02:00:29,266 --> 02:00:30,066
不

1859
02:00:31,350 --> 02:00:33,200
注意到这个吗不

1860
02:00:33,400 --> 02:00:34,200
不

1861
02:00:34,600 --> 02:00:35,400
不

1862
02:00:35,433 --> 02:00:35,716
不

1863
02:00:35,716 --> 02:00:37,799
现在你把嘴唇闭的紧一点

1864
02:00:37,800 --> 02:00:41,716
然后突然说出这个不用力一些不不

1865
02:00:42,066 --> 02:00:42,866
不不

1866
02:00:43,866 --> 02:00:44,666
不

1867
02:00:44,750 --> 02:00:46,200
然后呢我们让他

1868
02:00:46,200 --> 02:00:47,950
我们想让他变得更有力的话

1869
02:00:47,950 --> 02:00:50,066
我们要在嘴里团一股气

1870
02:00:50,066 --> 02:00:52,466
用嘴唇把这股气给夹住

1871
02:00:52,550 --> 02:00:54,233
突然把嘴唇打开

1872
02:00:54,233 --> 02:00:56,149
这时候就会造成一个不

1873
02:00:57,200 --> 02:00:58,000
哦

1874
02:00:58,600 --> 02:00:59,400
哦

1875
02:00:59,916 --> 02:01:01,316
哦很像很像

1876
02:01:01,316 --> 02:01:03,799
你把嗯嗯嗯

1877
02:01:03,800 --> 02:01:06,000
那个鼻音给去掉以后就可以变成大鼓

1878
02:01:08,916 --> 02:01:10,316
做的慢一点给大家看啊

1879
02:01:16,466 --> 02:01:18,149
当然慢了以后你就没有那个力

1880
02:01:18,150 --> 02:01:19,866
所以就不像那个音了

1881
02:01:19,866 --> 02:01:21,233
如果你发出这种

1882
02:01:21,800 --> 02:01:23,266
声音的话你已经很接近了

1883
02:01:23,266 --> 02:01:24,799
你只要把它加快一点

1884
02:01:24,833 --> 02:01:27,316
在嘴唇上不会擦重一些你就可以

1885
02:01:31,316 --> 02:01:33,866
嘴里面一定要团一股气然后让他

1886
02:01:33,866 --> 02:01:35,116
瞬间挤出去

1887
02:01:35,266 --> 02:01:37,316
这个声音不是用肺带的

1888
02:01:37,316 --> 02:01:39,199
所以你如果说的是噗

1889
02:01:39,516 --> 02:01:40,999
噗噗

1890
02:01:41,600 --> 02:01:42,950
你的气质从肺里出来的话

1891
02:01:42,950 --> 02:01:44,150
说明是不正确的

1892
02:01:44,150 --> 02:01:44,950
哈哈哈

1893
02:01:45,350 --> 02:01:46,233
打你的气

1894
02:01:46,266 --> 02:01:48,116
你当别人我会生气是吧

1895
02:01:48,200 --> 02:01:49,233
这样一个效果

1896
02:01:49,233 --> 02:01:51,999
练习的时候要注意千万不要说噗

1897
02:01:52,350 --> 02:01:54,233
嗯噗噗

1898
02:01:55,116 --> 02:01:56,549
音不是喷出来的

1899
02:01:57,716 --> 02:01:59,866
如果你喷的话你会变成一个

1900
02:02:00,800 --> 02:02:01,916
这样的一个小

1901
02:02:01,916 --> 02:02:03,466
好帅啊我操

1902
02:02:03,466 --> 02:02:04,633
怎么发出来的

1903
02:02:04,633 --> 02:02:06,233
一定要说不来练习他

1904
02:02:06,233 --> 02:02:07,466
然后找到那个摩擦

1905
02:02:10,400 --> 02:02:11,200
噗

1906
02:02:11,266 --> 02:02:13,199
嘴唇闭紧噗

1907
02:02:13,833 --> 02:02:14,749
噗噗

1908
02:02:17,716 --> 02:02:19,149
你找到这个音了吗

1909
02:02:19,200 --> 02:02:20,033
找到了

1910
02:02:21,550 --> 02:02:22,666
i have是最简单的

1911
02:02:22,666 --> 02:02:24,399
只要你说刺刺

1912
02:02:24,400 --> 02:02:25,833
刺刺刺的时候

1913
02:02:25,833 --> 02:02:27,749
会不会发现从你的牙齿

1914
02:02:27,950 --> 02:02:29,350
和嘴唇这里有一个

1915
02:02:29,866 --> 02:02:30,833
这样的声音

1916
02:02:30,833 --> 02:02:31,633
你只要

1917
02:02:32,716 --> 02:02:35,399
控制住让它一段一段一段

1918
02:02:37,466 --> 02:02:38,999
用你的气息来控制它

1919
02:02:43,550 --> 02:02:45,866
这是第一种iPad的方法

1920
02:02:45,866 --> 02:02:47,116
是有气的

1921
02:02:47,116 --> 02:02:48,749
用你的气息来控制的

1922
02:02:48,750 --> 02:02:51,466
还有一种是有点像我们之前叫的大鼓

1923
02:02:53,716 --> 02:02:56,549
那种发气的方式是从嘴里把它挤出来

1924
02:02:56,550 --> 02:02:58,233
并不需要你肺去带动它

1925
02:02:58,233 --> 02:03:00,549
用你的舌头顶住你的上牙

1926
02:03:02,116 --> 02:03:03,799
嘴里喘一股气

1927
02:03:03,800 --> 02:03:04,600
然后

1928
02:03:05,433 --> 02:03:08,399
舌头跟牙突然分开

1929
02:03:08,750 --> 02:03:10,716
当气出来就会出现这个效果

1930
02:03:15,350 --> 02:03:16,316
不需要把它

1931
02:03:17,200 --> 02:03:18,516
这样闭的太紧

1932
02:03:18,516 --> 02:03:20,599
只要稍微有一个这样摩擦就

1933
02:03:21,833 --> 02:03:23,549
可以听到这两种区别吗

1934
02:03:23,550 --> 02:03:24,350
这是无气

1935
02:03:24,350 --> 02:03:25,800
那不然没办法那么快

1936
02:03:25,833 --> 02:03:26,716
有气的

1937
02:03:28,916 --> 02:03:30,199
所以他们在运用的时候

1938
02:03:30,200 --> 02:03:31,400
也是不太一样的

1939
02:03:33,233 --> 02:03:34,666
最后一个是小鼓

1940
02:03:34,666 --> 02:03:38,466
这个是应该是这三个音里面最难的了

1941
02:03:39,516 --> 02:03:40,666
怎么做这个呢

1942
02:03:41,600 --> 02:03:43,800
把你的舌头抬起来

1943
02:03:43,950 --> 02:03:44,800
舌头抬起来

1944
02:03:44,800 --> 02:03:45,666
这是你的上颌

1945
02:03:45,666 --> 02:03:47,916
舌头抬起来顶住你的上颌

1946
02:03:51,950 --> 02:03:52,400
像这样

1947
02:03:52,400 --> 02:03:54,150
然后往里吸气

1948
02:03:54,750 --> 02:03:57,950
如果你的舌头现在是完全包住的话

1949
02:03:57,950 --> 02:03:59,916
你应该发现你是吸不动气的

1950
02:04:02,750 --> 02:04:03,716
是被堵住的

1951
02:04:03,716 --> 02:04:06,316
但是如果你这时候突然打开你的舌头

1952
02:04:12,833 --> 02:04:14,116
让气流进去

1953
02:04:14,116 --> 02:04:15,066
你就会发现它

1954
02:04:15,066 --> 02:04:16,633
有一个类似于这样的响声

1955
02:04:18,466 --> 02:04:19,316
哎呀不行啊

1956
02:04:19,316 --> 02:04:20,799
你可能刚开始发的时候

1957
02:04:20,800 --> 02:04:22,516
是一个很很清脆的

1958
02:04:23,716 --> 02:04:24,833
这样的一个声音

1959
02:04:25,316 --> 02:04:26,749
那就说明很接近了

1960
02:04:26,750 --> 02:04:28,150
现在是打开舌头的时候

1961
02:04:28,150 --> 02:04:31,066
让气流从舌头的两边进去

1962
02:04:31,400 --> 02:04:32,916
这是你的舌头

1963
02:04:32,950 --> 02:04:34,666
这是你的上颌

1964
02:04:34,833 --> 02:04:37,999
然后气流从这边和这边进去

1965
02:04:38,666 --> 02:04:41,033
或者你可以同时从两边进去

1966
02:04:41,116 --> 02:04:42,949
你也可以从一边进去

1967
02:04:43,033 --> 02:04:44,433
两边进去是这样的

1968
02:04:45,633 --> 02:04:46,916
我也可以一边进

1969
02:04:49,550 --> 02:04:50,350
哈哈

1970
02:04:50,716 --> 02:04:51,516
哈

1971
02:04:52,316 --> 02:04:54,316
取决于你可以选择

1972
02:04:54,466 --> 02:04:56,399
任何的一边或者两边一起进

1973
02:04:56,633 --> 02:04:57,749
吸气然后

1974
02:04:58,433 --> 02:05:01,749
突然打开气流从舌头的两边进

1975
02:05:03,716 --> 02:05:05,399
主要的这个声音的来源

1976
02:05:05,466 --> 02:05:07,433
就是你舌头和你上

1977
02:05:07,750 --> 02:05:09,950
取决于你可以选择

1978
02:05:10,000 --> 02:05:11,950
任何的一边或者两边一起进

1979
02:05:12,200 --> 02:05:13,266
吸气然后

1980
02:05:13,950 --> 02:05:17,316
突然打开气流从舌头的两边进

1981
02:05:19,266 --> 02:05:21,033
主要的这个声音的来源呢

1982
02:05:21,033 --> 02:05:22,666
就是你舌头和你上

1983
02:05:22,800 --> 02:05:24,550
颌的一个摩擦的声音

1984
02:05:29,400 --> 02:05:30,400
这样的一个

1985
02:05:31,916 --> 02:05:33,866
刚开始你的摩擦声我不行啊

1986
02:05:34,716 --> 02:05:36,516
主要的这个声音的来源呢

1987
02:05:36,516 --> 02:05:37,833
就是你舌头和你

1988
02:05:37,833 --> 02:05:40,033
上颌的一个摩擦的声音

1989
02:05:44,716 --> 02:05:45,749
这样的一个

1990
02:05:47,350 --> 02:05:50,000
刚开始你的摩擦声可能很小这样

1991
02:05:53,466 --> 02:05:56,549
可能像这样但是你只要如果小的话

1992
02:05:56,550 --> 02:06:01,066
你加大舌头和上颚顶住的这个力度

1993
02:06:01,916 --> 02:06:04,316
然后再突然打开

1994
02:06:05,033 --> 02:06:07,066
把这个摩擦点控制好

1995
02:06:07,066 --> 02:06:08,399
你就可以发好这个音

1996
02:06:09,150 --> 02:06:11,066
当你能打到

1997
02:06:13,116 --> 02:06:14,349
这个快断了

1998
02:06:14,400 --> 02:06:16,150
你可以改变你的嘴型

1999
02:06:16,150 --> 02:06:18,550
这时候他的声音也会改变下

2000
02:06:21,716 --> 02:06:24,716
o字型就会有一个很好的混响

2001
02:06:24,716 --> 02:06:26,199
共鸣的一个声音在里面

2002
02:06:27,633 --> 02:06:28,433
Coco

2003
02:06:40,266 --> 02:06:41,233
这是二音

2004
02:06:41,350 --> 02:06:42,466
这个音可能很难

2005
02:06:42,466 --> 02:06:45,666
可能需要你练很久像一个周两个周

2006
02:06:45,866 --> 02:06:46,866
甚至一个月

2007
02:06:47,033 --> 02:06:47,799
包场

2008
02:06:47,800 --> 02:06:49,600
小做啊一定要坚持下去

2009
02:06:49,600 --> 02:06:50,633
只要你打会了这个

2010
02:06:50,633 --> 02:06:51,433
我不坚持

2011
02:06:51,600 --> 02:06:53,866
我换一个了做一些很棒的节奏了

2012
02:06:53,866 --> 02:06:55,916
不用不用助我我我没救了

2013
02:06:55,916 --> 02:06:57,599
我先换个再再来个

2014
02:06:58,516 --> 02:07:00,799
来个这个超重低音啊

2015
02:07:01,233 --> 02:07:02,199
啊吓我一跳

2016
02:07:05,150 --> 02:07:07,800
i'll set you my hands up

2017
02:07:08,066 --> 02:07:11,266
my hand makes my mouth shut up

2018
02:07:11,516 --> 02:07:16,716
the legs won't like that feet move the feet makes my legs

2019
02:07:16,716 --> 02:07:18,066
go fuck way

2020
02:07:22,266 --> 02:07:23,066
不怕

2021
02:07:27,266 --> 02:07:30,149
算了算了我不看了有点恐怖啊我看看

2022
02:07:36,000 --> 02:07:39,716
I羞羞羞羞羞羞羞羞羞羞羞

2023
02:07:46,400 --> 02:07:48,316
看看有没有

2024
02:07:49,716 --> 02:07:50,599
好一点的

2025
02:07:55,150 --> 02:07:57,433
这是为什么要捂嘴吗哈哈

2026
02:08:01,233 --> 02:08:03,116
看看有没有好一点的教程啊

2027
02:08:05,600 --> 02:08:06,950
但我感觉这个人

2028
02:08:08,200 --> 02:08:09,316
太专业了吧

2029
02:08:16,200 --> 02:08:17,516
这个感觉会好一些

2030
02:08:17,716 --> 02:08:20,349
这里是h m 80的第三季教学视频

2031
02:08:20,350 --> 02:08:21,716
我是miss我会从

2032
02:08:22,833 --> 02:08:24,399
现在来学习更加详细

2033
02:08:25,466 --> 02:08:26,266
更新

2034
02:08:26,833 --> 02:08:28,433
有气什么叫免气呢

2035
02:08:28,550 --> 02:08:29,950
那么其实有气的话

2036
02:08:30,033 --> 02:08:30,999
我来做个例子啊

2037
02:08:31,000 --> 02:08:32,833
把你手放在肚子里对吧

2038
02:08:32,833 --> 02:08:35,349
你打这个音时候呢他是嘿

2039
02:08:35,550 --> 02:08:36,716
肚子是有动物的

2040
02:08:37,233 --> 02:08:39,033
那么他这个音就是有气的

2041
02:08:39,116 --> 02:08:40,549
那么肚子没有动的话

2042
02:08:40,550 --> 02:08:42,316
顾名思义也是免气的

2043
02:08:42,350 --> 02:08:44,633
所以说我们去做Bbox的时候呢

2044
02:08:44,666 --> 02:08:46,116
呃也还能想象到吧

2045
02:08:46,116 --> 02:08:47,833
免气的话更加轻松一些对吧

2046
02:08:47,833 --> 02:08:49,116
说我们要以免气优先

2047
02:08:49,116 --> 02:08:51,516
这里的话我们来说学习一下免气

2048
02:08:51,516 --> 02:08:51,866
大鼓

2049
02:08:51,866 --> 02:08:54,266
也是我们经常用到大鼓的一个做法

2050
02:08:54,400 --> 02:08:56,516
大鼓单也是基础上面的一个音对吧

2051
02:08:56,516 --> 02:08:57,316
其中一个音

2052
02:08:57,316 --> 02:08:58,916
那么以这个音来学习b box的

2053
02:08:58,916 --> 02:08:59,833
作为一个切入吧

2054
02:08:59,833 --> 02:09:02,066
好吧大家学习的话以及这个步骤来

2055
02:09:02,266 --> 02:09:03,433
那么大鼓怎么做呢

2056
02:09:03,666 --> 02:09:04,516
首先的话

2057
02:09:04,550 --> 02:09:05,433
大鼓的话

2058
02:09:05,550 --> 02:09:07,400
我们可以模仿一个字来做好吧

2059
02:09:07,400 --> 02:09:10,200
开始b字a b的b b

2060
02:09:10,400 --> 02:09:11,833
b字的话你看一下是这样子的

2061
02:09:11,833 --> 02:09:12,833
当你读b的时候

2062
02:09:12,833 --> 02:09:15,399
是嘴巴嘴唇是碰撞到一起的

2063
02:09:15,750 --> 02:09:19,000
b b b b

2064
02:09:19,233 --> 02:09:19,833
好的

2065
02:09:19,833 --> 02:09:22,833
那么马云说大力一些呢说脏话了

2066
02:09:23,033 --> 02:09:24,666
b把这个b去掉

2067
02:09:26,400 --> 02:09:28,316
你会然后的话你会发现哎

2068
02:09:28,316 --> 02:09:30,833
我读b字可是b b b哎

2069
02:09:30,833 --> 02:09:31,866
没有那个声音出来的

2070
02:09:31,866 --> 02:09:32,833
没那个结实

2071
02:09:33,066 --> 02:09:34,399
像鼓声的声音出来

2072
02:09:34,433 --> 02:09:35,433
那是为什么呢

2073
02:09:35,666 --> 02:09:37,866
因为的话你看嘴唇是需要一定力量的

2074
02:09:37,866 --> 02:09:40,066
那你打的少或者刚开始学习的话

2075
02:09:40,066 --> 02:09:41,716
那肯定这个力量是不足够的

2076
02:09:41,716 --> 02:09:43,066
所以说你这个逼字的话

2077
02:09:43,066 --> 02:09:44,633
也就没有一个特别结实的

2078
02:09:44,633 --> 02:09:46,149
一个力量去摩擦出来

2079
02:09:46,200 --> 02:09:47,550
所以只要重复去打

2080
02:09:47,550 --> 02:09:49,400
那么这个嘴唇就会越来越大的力量

2081
02:09:49,400 --> 02:09:50,716
去把这个声音打出来

2082
02:09:51,433 --> 02:09:53,716
但话如果你是有喷了一口气出来

2083
02:09:54,233 --> 02:09:56,666
那么就是有些大鼓那么就会特别累

2084
02:09:56,666 --> 02:09:58,549
所以我推荐大家是直接去读b

2085
02:09:58,633 --> 02:10:00,349
不要去依靠一口气去喷

2086
02:10:00,916 --> 02:10:01,599
不要去喷

2087
02:10:01,600 --> 02:10:03,800
这样子的话做的话也是可以做到

2088
02:10:03,800 --> 02:10:05,716
只不过是个时间的话可能慢一些

2089
02:10:05,716 --> 02:10:08,233
不过相信但是还是用处更好对吧

2090
02:10:08,233 --> 02:10:10,066
免气用处更更优先

2091
02:10:10,066 --> 02:10:12,066
所以大家一定要先学习这个免气的

2092
02:10:12,066 --> 02:10:14,116
有气的话就不需要去去啊

2093
02:10:14,116 --> 02:10:14,916
大家知道就好

2094
02:10:14,916 --> 02:10:17,599
不要不要去模仿不要去学习出来对吧

2095
02:10:17,866 --> 02:10:18,666
很累

2096
02:10:19,466 --> 02:10:20,199
那么以上的话呢

2097
02:10:20,200 --> 02:10:22,266
是一个大鼓的一个有气

2098
02:10:22,266 --> 02:10:24,199
跟免气大鼓的一个对比

2099
02:10:24,200 --> 02:10:26,516
以及一个免气大鼓这么简单啊

2100
02:10:26,666 --> 02:10:29,466
相信礼貌的练习来三个

2101
02:10:31,033 --> 02:10:31,833
这一集的话

2102
02:10:31,833 --> 02:10:32,949
我们继续来说一下

2103
02:10:32,950 --> 02:10:35,433
这种三音一包是基础三音当中的还

2104
02:10:35,550 --> 02:10:35,866
还还有什

2105
02:10:35,866 --> 02:10:37,149
么呢还有那个茶字

2106
02:10:38,400 --> 02:10:40,150
那么可能你会跟我说

2107
02:10:40,200 --> 02:10:41,833
哎你之前看过一些教的视频

2108
02:10:41,833 --> 02:10:43,316
他们是这样教你的

2109
02:10:44,400 --> 02:10:46,600
吃吃发7特吃其中一个字对吧

2110
02:10:46,600 --> 02:10:47,600
然后就坐着开

2111
02:10:47,633 --> 02:10:49,433
然后相信有些不是雪碧boss的话

2112
02:10:49,433 --> 02:10:50,316
你知道怎么做

2113
02:10:50,316 --> 02:10:51,549
这个不知几谱啊

2114
02:10:51,550 --> 02:10:52,800
这直接读出来了

2115
02:10:52,916 --> 02:10:54,549
那么这种i的话我不能说它错

2116
02:10:54,550 --> 02:10:57,266
但它并不适合我们的一个常规的运用

2117
02:10:57,266 --> 02:10:57,833
我们一打平

2118
02:10:57,833 --> 02:11:00,066
boss啊是不是用这种有气的i的

2119
02:11:00,066 --> 02:11:01,633
我们用这种免气的i

2120
02:11:01,916 --> 02:11:03,666
那个免气的i怎么做呢

2121
02:11:04,550 --> 02:11:05,550
我示范一下

2122
02:11:07,116 --> 02:11:09,199
嘿非常的轻松非常干脆对吧

2123
02:11:09,200 --> 02:11:10,516
怎么做很简单

2124
02:11:10,516 --> 02:11:12,116
只要是把你的舌尖

2125
02:11:12,716 --> 02:11:13,866
顶上面牙齿

2126
02:11:14,116 --> 02:11:15,516
看到我牙齿了OK

2127
02:11:15,833 --> 02:11:17,116
去顶一下方向怎么样

2128
02:11:18,916 --> 02:11:20,266
但你不要把这个得字出出来

2129
02:11:20,266 --> 02:11:21,633
我们就要把这个人参去掉了

2130
02:11:21,633 --> 02:11:22,466
我们只要这个

2131
02:11:22,466 --> 02:11:23,949
这个是一个形式啊

2132
02:11:23,950 --> 02:11:25,266
用舌尖去顶夹子

2133
02:11:25,716 --> 02:11:26,666
就可以了

2134
02:11:27,716 --> 02:11:28,116
对吧

2135
02:11:28,116 --> 02:11:30,999
好比如果说你是像那些不知道谁啊

2136
02:11:31,000 --> 02:11:33,000
不知道别人教你怎么教你的

2137
02:11:33,000 --> 02:11:35,433
他们肯定是跟你说就发7特次

2138
02:11:35,433 --> 02:11:37,066
然后很多新手朋友就会变得

2139
02:11:38,266 --> 02:11:39,516
是不是很难听啊

2140
02:11:39,516 --> 02:11:40,633
没有啊挺好听的

2141
02:11:40,866 --> 02:11:42,466
这也是我们常规应用

2142
02:11:42,466 --> 02:11:43,999
说大家一定要记住这一点

2143
02:11:44,200 --> 02:11:45,866
用免气的爱去打你Bbox

2144
02:11:46,033 --> 02:11:47,116
这种做法的话

2145
02:11:47,116 --> 02:11:48,116
也是跟他有交道

2146
02:11:48,116 --> 02:11:49,749
一句话你看做法我觉得哎发不出声音

2147
02:11:49,750 --> 02:11:50,516
我顶不住他的一个声音

2148
02:11:50,516 --> 02:11:51,666
那是因为你看你顶的是力量不够集中

2149
02:11:51,666 --> 02:11:53,199
我们力量集中到舌尖上

2150
02:11:53,550 --> 02:11:55,750
这顶出去还有力量那么声音才能出来

2151
02:11:55,800 --> 02:11:57,466
说你反复多尝试几次

2152
02:11:57,466 --> 02:11:58,116
你们会吗

2153
02:11:58,116 --> 02:12:00,399
你还会觉得你连续不能顶的是

2154
02:12:00,750 --> 02:12:01,600
不能点那么快

2155
02:12:01,600 --> 02:12:03,150
不能连续点很多下

2156
02:12:03,150 --> 02:12:05,033
那是因为你还不熟练对吧

2157
02:12:05,116 --> 02:12:06,799
慢慢去做一定可以的

2158
02:12:06,916 --> 02:12:09,999
那么这一集的教学视频就到这里拜拜

2159
02:12:10,600 --> 02:12:11,950
我捡到捡到下个

2160
02:12:13,433 --> 02:12:14,599
h m butters

2161
02:12:15,433 --> 02:12:17,066
这一集的话我们继续来小鼓

2162
02:12:17,066 --> 02:12:19,399
当然有的也叫为p小鼓

2163
02:12:19,433 --> 02:12:20,949
对吧有很多种名称

2164
02:12:21,066 --> 02:12:22,433
那么这小鼓怎么做呢

2165
02:12:22,433 --> 02:12:25,199
我先来示范一下你不会吗

2166
02:12:26,000 --> 02:12:27,350
嗯非常像一个鼓声对

2167
02:12:27,350 --> 02:12:28,633
他是一个小五的声音

2168
02:12:28,633 --> 02:12:30,233
其实做法也非常简单

2169
02:12:30,266 --> 02:12:31,549
仔细看我的嘴巴

2170
02:12:31,550 --> 02:12:34,150
我们首先的话是抿着嘴微笑

2171
02:12:34,833 --> 02:12:36,433
对吧等一下

2172
02:12:36,466 --> 02:12:39,116
然后就吸气吸到这个嘴唇这里就行了

2173
02:12:39,950 --> 02:12:40,750
吸到嘴唇

2174
02:12:41,116 --> 02:12:42,866
不要吸到不要吸太里面了

2175
02:12:43,033 --> 02:12:45,266
轻轻松松的吸到嘴唇就行轻松的

2176
02:12:46,316 --> 02:12:49,666
然后瞬间张开嘴巴会产生个摩擦颜色

2177
02:12:49,666 --> 02:12:52,066
刚才我们说到了一个鼓小鼓的声音

2178
02:12:53,550 --> 02:12:54,550
对吧张开

2179
02:12:55,066 --> 02:12:56,316
c张开

2180
02:12:57,033 --> 02:12:59,033
那么这是s l的做法哎

2181
02:12:59,033 --> 02:13:00,716
刚开始做可能是啊不熟练

2182
02:13:00,716 --> 02:13:03,199
但张开时候可能有摩擦声音对吧

2183
02:13:03,233 --> 02:13:05,149
多尝试几下可以的

2184
02:13:05,150 --> 02:13:07,266
我们都是这样一步一步的过来的

2185
02:13:07,266 --> 02:13:08,066
不能说哎

2186
02:13:08,066 --> 02:13:09,316
可能你很有天分

2187
02:13:09,316 --> 02:13:10,716
但我相信有些同学的话

2188
02:13:10,716 --> 02:13:12,599
还是要经过一段时间的刻苦练习

2189
02:13:12,600 --> 02:13:15,666
第一还是稍微有点难度的嗯

2190
02:13:15,950 --> 02:13:18,200
那么这期的教学视频就他转的太快了

2191
02:13:19,116 --> 02:13:21,066
嘴巴会产生个摩擦颜色

2192
02:13:21,066 --> 02:13:23,716
刚刚你说到了一个鼓小鼓的声音

2193
02:13:24,916 --> 02:13:25,949
对吧张开

2194
02:13:26,550 --> 02:13:27,666
c张开

2195
02:13:28,466 --> 02:13:29,399
那么就是哎

2196
02:13:29,400 --> 02:13:30,550
那为什么没有加这个p啊

2197
02:13:30,550 --> 02:13:32,266
哎刚开始我可能是不熟练

2198
02:13:32,316 --> 02:13:34,066
张开的时候可能没有一个摩擦声音

2199
02:13:34,066 --> 02:13:36,516
对吧多尝试几下一定可以的

2200
02:13:36,516 --> 02:13:38,633
我们都是这样一步一步的过来

2201
02:13:40,350 --> 02:13:41,400
对吧张开

2202
02:13:41,916 --> 02:13:43,116
c张开

2203
02:13:43,833 --> 02:13:45,866
那么这是s甲骨的一个做法哎

2204
02:13:45,866 --> 02:13:47,349
刚开始做可能是不熟

2205
02:13:47,350 --> 02:13:49,466
练然张开的时候可能没有摩擦声音

2206
02:13:49,466 --> 02:13:51,916
对吧多尝试几下一定可以的

2207
02:13:51,916 --> 02:13:54,116
我们都是这样一步一步的过来的

2208
02:13:54,116 --> 02:13:56,116
不能说哎可能你很有天分

2209
02:13:56,116 --> 02:13:58,916
但我相信有些同学的话他没有用那个

2210
02:13:59,233 --> 02:14:01,266
谢谢cold jump的

2211
02:14:01,633 --> 02:14:03,399
CC主播你今天祝可过生日

2212
02:14:03,400 --> 02:14:04,633
可以祝你生日快乐吗

2213
02:14:04,666 --> 02:14:06,233
祝你生日快乐呀

2214
02:14:06,233 --> 02:14:09,199
祝你天天开心呃长生不死

2215
02:14:09,716 --> 02:14:14,599
祝你身体健康祝你2023年呃心想事成啊

2216
02:14:14,916 --> 02:14:15,999
恭喜你呀

2217
02:14:17,950 --> 02:14:18,750
嗯

2218
02:14:19,633 --> 02:14:21,599
还是要经过一段时间的刻苦练习

2219
02:14:21,600 --> 02:14:24,633
毕竟他也是稍微有点难度的嗯

2220
02:14:24,833 --> 02:14:27,433
那么这期的教学视频就到这里拜拜

2221
02:14:28,916 --> 02:14:31,033
喜欢我们的朋友可以扫描二维码

2222
02:14:31,033 --> 02:14:32,833
或搜索微信号HMBOX

2223
02:14:32,950 --> 02:14:34,350
订阅我们的公众号

2224
02:14:34,433 --> 02:14:36,433
在上面可以与我们进行互动

2225
02:14:36,433 --> 02:14:38,466
还有电台BBOX教学以

2226
02:14:38,716 --> 02:14:39,916
他没有叫那个小鼓

2227
02:14:39,950 --> 02:14:42,350
他也是刚才我们说到了一个鼓

2228
02:14:42,350 --> 02:14:43,350
小鼓的声音

2229
02:14:44,550 --> 02:14:45,633
对吧张开

2230
02:14:46,150 --> 02:14:47,400
吸张开

2231
02:14:48,116 --> 02:14:49,916
那么这是a小鼓的一个做法

2232
02:14:49,916 --> 02:14:51,949
哎刚开始做可能是不熟练

2233
02:14:52,200 --> 02:14:54,200
啊happy他没有教全啊

2234
02:14:58,750 --> 02:14:59,000
how

2235
02:14:59,000 --> 02:15:00,200
哈喽大家好我是美

2236
02:15:00,266 --> 02:15:03,149
这节号我们来说一下最基本入门的8B

2237
02:15:03,150 --> 02:15:04,150
跟16B

2238
02:15:04,516 --> 02:15:07,116
然后大家可以拿这个练习来打拼boss

2239
02:15:07,316 --> 02:15:09,666
这个节奏当中呢所用到的音呢

2240
02:15:09,666 --> 02:15:11,949
分别是前面三级所讲到了大鼓

2241
02:15:11,950 --> 02:15:13,433
小鼓跟嗨嗨

2242
02:15:13,466 --> 02:15:15,433
那马上就可以排了是吗

2243
02:15:20,033 --> 02:15:21,399
我发完一句啊

2244
02:15:22,633 --> 02:15:24,466
哈哈哈哈哈

2245
02:15:25,600 --> 02:15:26,400
啊

2246
02:15:30,950 --> 02:15:33,350
好的然后我就来示范一下石榴beat

2247
02:15:34,066 --> 02:15:35,716
他怎么不认真教了

2248
02:15:38,000 --> 02:15:40,833
你看这个这么难的他才1分27秒

2249
02:15:44,433 --> 02:15:45,749
我再打他一次

2250
02:15:51,750 --> 02:15:54,316
OK那么学习包希望在听歌

2251
02:15:54,316 --> 02:15:55,833
大家可以把唱的一些

2252
02:15:56,033 --> 02:15:58,066
中而言进行一个喜欢的重复去听

2253
02:15:58,066 --> 02:15:59,033
慢慢的你会形成

2254
02:15:59,033 --> 02:16:01,749
一个乐感他这个纯纯那个什么

2255
02:16:01,750 --> 02:16:03,916
他之前那个s小股后面的也没教

2256
02:16:03,916 --> 02:16:06,749
这个这么难他只教了1分27秒再见

2257
02:16:06,866 --> 02:16:07,799
咋又拿了

2258
02:16:08,200 --> 02:16:09,866
我们之间没什么好说的了

2259
02:16:09,866 --> 02:16:12,149
还有没有比较专业的

2260
02:16:13,316 --> 02:16:14,116
这个

2261
02:16:14,550 --> 02:16:15,666
效果爆炸

2262
02:16:15,716 --> 02:16:17,833
简单易学适合新手来

2263
02:16:19,000 --> 02:16:20,633
一学就会来

2264
02:16:30,600 --> 02:16:31,400
我不信

2265
02:16:31,916 --> 02:16:34,316
我不相信超级简单一学就会我不相信

2266
02:16:34,316 --> 02:16:35,716
我看他们说没说

2267
02:16:37,916 --> 02:16:39,266
他们竟然说学会了

2268
02:16:50,233 --> 02:16:51,199
需要用到几个音色呢

2269
02:16:51,200 --> 02:16:53,116
其实非常简单第一个音色大鼓

2270
02:16:53,600 --> 02:16:55,516
第二个音色小鼓

2271
02:16:55,666 --> 02:16:56,999
或者是对吧

2272
02:16:57,000 --> 02:16:58,400
有朋友问说别的行不行

2273
02:16:58,400 --> 02:16:59,233
最好是这俩

2274
02:16:59,233 --> 02:17:01,149
其他的比较绕嘴一些

2275
02:17:01,200 --> 02:17:02,600
第三个我们的r音

2276
02:17:03,033 --> 02:17:04,633
第四个是我们的西小鼓

2277
02:17:05,233 --> 02:17:05,949
没了哎

2278
02:17:05,950 --> 02:17:06,866
就这么多好吧

2279
02:17:06,866 --> 02:17:08,716
我已经把谱子给打到了这里

2280
02:17:08,716 --> 02:17:10,866
我们跟着谱子先一起试一下

2281
02:17:11,066 --> 02:17:11,866
第一轮

2282
02:17:15,266 --> 02:17:15,866
这是第一段

2283
02:17:15,866 --> 02:17:16,666
再来一次

2284
02:17:19,833 --> 02:17:21,399
特别简单对不对哪

2285
02:17:21,433 --> 02:17:22,233
有

2286
02:17:23,033 --> 02:17:25,633
我音量都爆炸了哪有特别简单

2287
02:17:31,000 --> 02:17:33,033
看这个适合新手装逼的

2288
02:17:33,033 --> 02:17:34,266
丝滑无名小连招

2289
02:17:34,266 --> 02:17:35,066
来

2290
02:17:35,633 --> 02:17:37,633
啊怎么又是他我再也不相信你了

2291
02:17:37,633 --> 02:17:38,516
走开走开

2292
02:17:38,833 --> 02:17:40,266
气死我了呢

2293
02:17:45,350 --> 02:17:46,150
看看

2294
02:17:47,800 --> 02:17:49,950
这怎么是小孩啊这不是小孩

2295
02:17:50,150 --> 02:17:51,000
看看

2296
02:17:52,000 --> 02:17:53,916
没有那个啥吗

2297
02:17:54,666 --> 02:17:57,666
没有正规一点的BBOX教教程吗

2298
02:18:02,833 --> 02:18:05,433
没有正宗没有正规教学啊

2299
02:18:07,033 --> 02:18:07,833
哎

2300
02:18:09,800 --> 02:18:10,916
啊

2301
02:18:13,466 --> 02:18:16,549
没了我大家信不过的那个星座

2302
02:18:16,550 --> 02:18:18,516
你一定要好好生活

2303
02:18:18,716 --> 02:18:20,949
我感觉那种正规的得收钱

2304
02:18:20,950 --> 02:18:22,600
但是我感觉那种吉他都有

2305
02:18:22,600 --> 02:18:25,400
超级多超级多的各种教程来着的

2306
02:18:25,550 --> 02:18:29,316
i love you now but it is just in a different way

2307
02:18:29,316 --> 02:18:31,349
if i may hey for sure

2308
02:18:31,350 --> 02:18:33,916
i know you used to love me more

2309
02:18:33,916 --> 02:18:35,516
but nowso friend

2310
02:18:35,516 --> 02:18:38,549
我知道当我离开世界的那一天

2311
02:18:38,550 --> 02:18:43,316
你一定会流泪在我的照片前面

2312
02:18:43,350 --> 02:18:44,833
and i'll do the same

2313
02:18:44,833 --> 02:18:48,316
now'cause i want you man'cause you have always been

2314
02:18:48,316 --> 02:18:49,866
like my family

2315
02:18:49,866 --> 02:18:51,799
tell me这不是秘密

2316
02:18:51,800 --> 02:18:56,000
打开雷神兵也我要给多眼睛流过的泪

2317
02:18:56,000 --> 02:18:56,800
说不

2318
02:18:57,916 --> 02:18:58,716
啊

2319
02:19:00,266 --> 02:19:01,999
找个老师学吉他吗

2320
02:19:02,800 --> 02:19:05,950
哎吉他我有学过一小咪咪时间啊

2321
02:19:06,716 --> 02:19:08,233
不是我感觉到什么

2322
02:19:08,400 --> 02:19:10,600
啊他的进步怎么能这么慢

2323
02:19:10,600 --> 02:19:13,033
我就我觉得有点耐不住寂寞了

2324
02:19:13,550 --> 02:19:15,033
进步太慢了就

2325
02:19:15,033 --> 02:19:17,666
根本就感觉不到自己的进步很痛苦

2326
02:19:17,666 --> 02:19:19,066
就是每天练的

2327
02:19:20,350 --> 02:19:21,716
这怎么练也不可能

2328
02:19:21,716 --> 02:19:23,749
把那个什么大亨啊那些

2329
02:19:23,916 --> 02:19:25,949
弄得很快我当时真的

2330
02:19:27,633 --> 02:19:29,516
每天至少一个小时是

2331
02:19:29,516 --> 02:19:30,199
有的吧我觉

2332
02:19:30,200 --> 02:19:32,233
一个小时能腾出一个小时来学已经

2333
02:19:32,233 --> 02:19:34,233
很很不容易了

2334
02:19:34,516 --> 02:19:35,316
嗯

2335
02:19:36,433 --> 02:19:38,399
这完全没有什么

2336
02:19:38,866 --> 02:19:42,233
完全没有进步之前的时候啊

2337
02:19:42,433 --> 02:19:43,799
我的手

2338
02:19:44,150 --> 02:19:46,433
在身后陪你微笑或

2339
02:19:46,466 --> 02:19:47,549
泪流

2340
02:19:47,633 --> 02:19:50,316
我不在乎你下次回来

2341
02:19:50,750 --> 02:19:52,716
多久我只在乎这

2342
02:19:52,750 --> 02:19:54,233
心动心动

2343
02:19:54,950 --> 02:19:56,000
我不会走

2344
02:19:58,833 --> 02:20:02,033
人是没有那么多经历的说实话

2345
02:20:04,800 --> 02:20:07,433
你也白来很久了哎但是你至少

2346
02:20:07,516 --> 02:20:09,549
你肯定是那种你已经入门了

2347
02:20:09,550 --> 02:20:10,916
我觉得我还没入门啊

2348
02:20:11,150 --> 02:20:12,716
就是至少你个个

2349
02:20:12,916 --> 02:20:14,949
啊但是你是电吉他是吗

2350
02:20:15,233 --> 02:20:16,916
我觉得电吉他应该是

2351
02:20:17,116 --> 02:20:20,033
比那个木吉他学着更爽一点啊

2352
02:20:21,066 --> 02:20:23,066
虽然他手按着不会痛他的

2353
02:20:23,066 --> 02:20:24,999
那个琴弦是软的

2354
02:20:26,600 --> 02:20:29,316
感觉只需要练速度然后不用那种

2355
02:20:29,516 --> 02:20:31,999
觉得说自己怎么也摁不稳的这种

2356
02:20:32,000 --> 02:20:33,716
折磨感就是这种

2357
02:20:33,833 --> 02:20:35,199
很痛苦的那种

2358
02:20:35,316 --> 02:20:35,516
尤

2359
02:20:35,516 --> 02:20:38,066
克里里简单但是我之前买了我觉得音

2360
02:20:38,066 --> 02:20:39,349
色我不是很喜欢还

2361
02:20:39,350 --> 02:20:40,600
那就是

2362
02:20:40,800 --> 02:20:43,516
反正买完之后觉得还不如吉他好听呀

2363
02:20:47,550 --> 02:20:48,350
哼

2364
02:20:49,400 --> 02:20:51,633
之前看完那个什么呃

2365
02:20:51,800 --> 02:20:52,316
亲

2366
02:20:52,316 --> 02:20:56,716
都想立刻买个电吉他入门电吉他搞搞

2367
02:20:57,266 --> 02:21:00,066
但是还是抑制住了这种冲动

2368
02:21:00,266 --> 02:21:01,866
事实证明是对的

2369
02:21:02,066 --> 02:21:05,066
我不会走cause i love you so

2370
02:21:05,316 --> 02:21:10,466
想给你最好的我就算只是朋友

2371
02:21:13,433 --> 02:21:16,233
还想和你做朋友

2372
02:21:16,233 --> 02:21:21,516
想念又被brown eyes i wanna kiss i miss

2373
02:21:21,516 --> 02:21:25,916
想一直牵着你的手但我还年轻心不停

2374
02:21:27,633 --> 02:21:31,349
boy有什么话开不了口

2375
02:21:35,316 --> 02:21:37,399
哇我的烧烤得晚到了

2376
02:21:37,950 --> 02:21:41,600
等待着渴望着有话别保留

2377
02:21:42,116 --> 02:21:43,433
他们说

2378
02:21:43,433 --> 02:21:47,199
刮风的时候有生气也能听到我弹唱吗

2379
02:21:47,316 --> 02:21:49,716
那你要说非常简单的歌肯定可以吧

2380
02:21:52,200 --> 02:21:54,916
那种现在那种之前逼逼站

2381
02:21:55,466 --> 02:21:57,549
现在逼站学了几首歌

2382
02:21:57,550 --> 02:22:00,466
但是都是真的是很简单很简单的那种

2383
02:22:01,033 --> 02:22:02,949
才行啊现在

2384
02:22:03,116 --> 02:22:04,233
现在基本上

2385
02:22:04,750 --> 02:22:06,633
忘完了吧快

2386
02:22:07,800 --> 02:22:10,550
好吧但是11点半我肯定会下播

2387
02:22:10,800 --> 02:22:16,000
快来带走我只在乎这心动前所未有

2388
02:22:16,066 --> 02:22:19,033
我不会走cause i love you so

2389
02:22:19,433 --> 02:22:24,749
想给你最好的我就算只是朋友

2390
02:22:27,516 --> 02:22:31,516
心如果别人把你占有我的心

2391
02:22:32,466 --> 02:22:34,866
自己暂时把你拥有

2392
02:22:37,950 --> 02:22:40,466
做朋友是保护最好

2393
02:22:40,916 --> 02:22:44,833
可我明白要你爱是荒谬的要求

2394
02:22:45,266 --> 02:22:48,433
明白有些默契我必须要遵守

2395
02:22:48,516 --> 02:22:52,033
只是你眼眸走漏了一种

2396
02:22:52,200 --> 02:22:56,066
对不被你伤害不能爱的哀愁

2397
02:23:00,066 --> 02:23:03,116
有的弹唱真的很简单简单的就是

2398
02:23:04,316 --> 02:23:05,116
嗯

2399
02:23:06,516 --> 02:23:08,033
没啥劲学的那种

2400
02:23:08,033 --> 02:23:09,549
就是我不知道他们是不是谱子

2401
02:23:09,550 --> 02:23:10,916
弄得太简单了

2402
02:23:11,116 --> 02:23:13,033
哎人就是这样的

2403
02:23:13,116 --> 02:23:14,433
高不成低不就的

2404
02:23:14,916 --> 02:23:15,999
有的他编的很简单

2405
02:23:16,000 --> 02:23:17,916
就是弹的太没劲了吧

2406
02:23:18,000 --> 02:23:18,800
就没有

2407
02:23:19,600 --> 02:23:21,750
就是他根本没有办法

2408
02:23:21,750 --> 02:23:24,716
他就只能说你弹的那个只能说能能能

2409
02:23:24,716 --> 02:23:26,716
拿来给你唱歌作为一个伴奏

2410
02:23:26,716 --> 02:23:29,199
但是完全没有任何美感可言

2411
02:23:33,750 --> 02:23:34,550
看看

2412
02:23:34,716 --> 02:23:38,866
我写了这首歌只想用心对你说i love you

2413
02:23:39,150 --> 02:23:41,666
哦他这个我不会因为他这个我看看

2414
02:23:43,833 --> 02:23:45,949
他这个的话怎么说呢

2415
02:23:50,600 --> 02:23:51,516
我要说啥来着

2416
02:23:52,633 --> 02:23:53,433
我读错了

2417
02:23:54,666 --> 02:23:57,399
他你看他这个有这个这个大横岸的

2418
02:23:57,400 --> 02:23:58,433
我都摁不稳

2419
02:23:58,433 --> 02:23:59,199
不是摁不稳

2420
02:23:59,200 --> 02:24:02,316
就是能摁稳但是得花好几秒钟去了

2421
02:24:02,316 --> 02:24:05,199
但是谁会等你这几秒钟呢

2422
02:24:05,233 --> 02:24:08,349
对吧他要连的很快的

2423
02:24:10,833 --> 02:24:15,349
你浅浅的微笑整个世界不会自交

2424
02:24:16,266 --> 02:24:21,233
我尝完你嘴角唇边的苹果和味道

2425
02:24:21,866 --> 02:24:25,466
是天边的情意来到

2426
02:24:25,466 --> 02:24:32,433
这个决定是唯一每个害羞的反应

2427
02:24:33,516 --> 02:24:34,949
这么看着的话

2428
02:24:39,266 --> 02:24:42,399
是吧你看你有没有觉得他重复性很高

2429
02:24:42,550 --> 02:24:43,866
他重复性很高

2430
02:24:43,866 --> 02:24:45,666
就是他嗯

2431
02:24:46,116 --> 02:24:48,066
我都不知道弹唱他们这种

2432
02:24:48,066 --> 02:24:49,949
呃教程是故意编的这么简单

2433
02:24:49,950 --> 02:24:52,400
然后让大家门槛低一点好学一点

2434
02:24:52,400 --> 02:24:53,350
还是说什么

2435
02:24:53,466 --> 02:24:55,149
还是说弹唱就是这样的

2436
02:24:55,150 --> 02:24:56,066
我也没有搞明白

2437
02:24:56,066 --> 02:24:57,549
但是我当时学的时候就是

2438
02:24:57,550 --> 02:24:59,750
我就是整首歌就一直在重复

2439
02:24:59,750 --> 02:25:00,800
然后你就觉得

2440
02:25:01,233 --> 02:25:03,066
挺没劲的你就学着

2441
02:25:03,316 --> 02:25:06,599
的头发我好喜欢

2442
02:25:08,066 --> 02:25:10,516
不是没劲就是没啥没干

2443
02:25:16,400 --> 02:25:18,033
他这个这个大横啊

2444
02:25:18,033 --> 02:25:20,749
我这是不可能能转这么快的

2445
02:25:20,750 --> 02:25:23,233
我手是不可能能那么快

2446
02:25:25,150 --> 02:25:27,716
不一定要简单的吗好吧

2447
02:25:32,716 --> 02:25:33,399
哎好吧

2448
02:25:33,400 --> 02:25:35,750
反正就是这样的反正大哥我就是

2449
02:25:36,266 --> 02:25:40,716
死都拿不准不知道怎么办可还才好了

2450
02:25:41,916 --> 02:25:43,999
觉得太挫败了就是

2451
02:25:55,316 --> 02:25:57,516
哎我当时吉他也是

2452
02:25:58,200 --> 02:26:00,633
我不知道我的那个什么嗯

2453
02:26:00,750 --> 02:26:03,200
忘记我的吉他是多少寸的了

2454
02:26:04,116 --> 02:26:06,116
早知道就买个小点的了

2455
02:26:06,116 --> 02:26:06,916
烦死

2456
02:26:07,866 --> 02:26:10,316
哈哈哈走都没走的意思是

2457
02:26:10,516 --> 02:26:11,316
好吧

2458
02:26:12,066 --> 02:26:13,199
反正反正

2459
02:26:18,116 --> 02:26:19,866
我看我买的吉他是多少寸

2460
02:26:20,233 --> 02:26:24,199
给你最好的我就算是个朋友

2461
02:26:24,200 --> 02:26:26,150
什么天长地久

2462
02:26:27,550 --> 02:26:33,316
我想不想要拥有一颗真心和温暖的手

2463
02:26:33,633 --> 02:26:36,866
转身后陪你微笑或泪流

2464
02:26:37,116 --> 02:26:40,916
我不在乎你下次回来待多久

2465
02:26:40,916 --> 02:26:42,799
我只在乎这心动

2466
02:26:42,866 --> 02:26:44,116
我看看啊

2467
02:26:50,150 --> 02:26:52,433
我不知道是不是小一点的就会更

2468
02:26:58,716 --> 02:27:00,399
哎不知道你自己有没有意思到

2469
02:27:00,400 --> 02:27:01,950
但是你这个话挺好笑的

2470
02:27:12,000 --> 02:27:13,666
啊他没说啊我看

2471
02:27:14,116 --> 02:27:19,599
goodbye right here right now my baby

2472
02:27:22,750 --> 02:27:26,916
鹅鹅鹅OK我们多吃一个这个我看看

2473
02:27:30,316 --> 02:27:33,633
我不在乎什么天长地久

2474
02:27:33,633 --> 02:27:35,033
我只在乎你想

2475
02:27:35,200 --> 02:27:37,316
我不想要拥有

2476
02:27:37,316 --> 02:27:40,433
一颗真心和温暖的手

2477
02:27:40,800 --> 02:27:44,116
在身后陪你微笑或泪流

2478
02:27:44,150 --> 02:27:48,033
我不在乎你下次回来待多久

2479
02:27:48,200 --> 02:27:50,950
啊是41寸

2480
02:27:54,916 --> 02:27:56,866
41寸啊

2481
02:27:58,266 --> 02:28:00,799
啊我先走了对不起哈哈哈

2482
02:28:01,600 --> 02:28:03,916
没啥区别吗啊好烦啊

2483
02:28:05,233 --> 02:28:08,399
好难啊感觉自己力气也不小啊

2484
02:28:08,550 --> 02:28:11,916
这每一个感觉没什么大区别吧

2485
02:28:12,466 --> 02:28:14,266
看我什么时候呃

2486
02:28:15,033 --> 02:28:16,033
洗洗净

2487
02:28:16,066 --> 02:28:18,749
把吉他拿去修一下我现在那个什么

2488
02:28:18,866 --> 02:28:21,266
呃我不知道我那个什么

2489
02:28:21,266 --> 02:28:23,833
我感觉我的弦弦距挺高的

2490
02:28:23,866 --> 02:28:26,549
就是按照他们说的那种什么多少多少

2491
02:28:26,716 --> 02:28:30,266
钱可以卡一个身份证来着那种测量法

2492
02:28:30,400 --> 02:28:33,716
呃啥的我感觉我的弦距是有一点大的

2493
02:28:33,916 --> 02:28:36,199
想想去线下找人秀一下还行

2494
02:28:40,000 --> 02:28:41,550
我这个吉他够用了不

2495
02:28:41,550 --> 02:28:43,033
不用重重新买一个了

2496
02:28:50,116 --> 02:28:51,999
我才什么水平啊

2497
02:28:55,550 --> 02:28:57,066
不打平的吧应该

2498
02:28:57,750 --> 02:28:59,466
我感觉应该是没有打平

2499
02:29:03,716 --> 02:29:05,749
我的外卖还没到我好饿啊

2500
02:29:05,916 --> 02:29:06,833
不会走

2501
02:29:07,150 --> 02:29:08,633
开始慢慢分手

2502
02:29:09,033 --> 02:29:11,516
想给你最好的我

2503
02:29:11,716 --> 02:29:14,633
就算雅马哈和波齐的联动款多少钱啊

2504
02:29:15,750 --> 02:29:18,200
好牛啊他们这种就联动了

2505
02:29:18,316 --> 02:29:21,399
过别人把你追走野心

2506
02:29:23,750 --> 02:29:27,433
朋友你低头喝醉酒地址不喝直酒

2507
02:29:27,433 --> 02:29:30,999
做朋友是保护你最坏也是最好客借口

2508
02:29:31,000 --> 02:29:34,433
我明白要你爱是荒谬的要求

2509
02:29:34,516 --> 02:29:36,266
我明白有些默默

2510
02:29:36,316 --> 02:29:37,949
我必须要遵守

2511
02:29:38,066 --> 02:29:41,233
只是你眼眸走漏了眼珠

2512
02:29:41,750 --> 02:29:45,600
baby baby相爱不能爱的哀愁

2513
02:29:46,200 --> 02:29:49,033
好久不见总给的泪终于退

2514
02:29:49,116 --> 02:29:50,199
不如不见

2515
02:29:50,200 --> 02:29:53,150
记得以前和你分享我的担心

2516
02:29:53,266 --> 02:29:55,233
烦恼还有我的骄傲

2517
02:29:55,233 --> 02:29:58,833
但现在我们之间却变得越来越有理

2518
02:29:59,000 --> 02:30:02,266
毛when we broke up你的朋友一定拍手

2519
02:30:02,266 --> 02:30:02,916
说好

2520
02:30:02,916 --> 02:30:06,266
现在你身边的他们大概都不喜欢我

2521
02:30:06,266 --> 02:30:09,549
但是我还是我我还一样能活的

2522
02:30:09,550 --> 02:30:11,750
reason why我决定离开

2523
02:30:11,750 --> 02:30:14,033
there is only one reason why

2524
02:30:14,033 --> 02:30:16,916
cause i know you deserve better and more

2525
02:30:17,033 --> 02:30:20,116
没了我大家幸福过的那个星座

2526
02:30:20,116 --> 02:30:21,199
你一定要

2527
02:30:21,466 --> 02:30:22,866
放个语音等我一下

2528
02:30:49,233 --> 02:30:51,199
要不然我们先看华尔街之狼吧

2529
02:30:51,866 --> 02:30:52,666
我看看

2530
02:30:56,516 --> 02:30:58,633
二分三两个小时38秒

2531
02:30:58,633 --> 02:31:01,549
然后正版是两个小时59分

2532
02:31:01,916 --> 02:31:02,833
我在说啥

2533
02:31:03,000 --> 02:31:04,433
差了11分钟啊

2534
02:31:05,633 --> 02:31:06,666
还挺长的

2535
02:31:11,033 --> 02:31:11,833
哼

2536
02:31:12,866 --> 02:31:15,199
哦这个是会员的吗

2537
02:31:15,466 --> 02:31:18,433
love with a smile in a hug i wish you love

2538
02:31:18,433 --> 02:31:21,266
wish you health wish you love with a smile

2539
02:31:21,716 --> 02:31:25,266
in his hug我不在乎你下次回

2540
02:31:25,316 --> 02:31:26,116
来

2541
02:31:28,150 --> 02:31:29,033
我真是

2542
02:31:32,916 --> 02:31:33,833
我不看完

2543
02:31:33,833 --> 02:31:34,799
我看到一半

2544
02:31:34,800 --> 02:31:36,800
我吃完了我差不多我就走人了

2545
02:31:42,550 --> 02:31:44,516
我记得我以前弹吉他还有录音来着

2546
02:31:44,516 --> 02:31:45,716
但是我找不着了

2547
02:31:45,866 --> 02:31:50,999
温暖的手转身后陪你微笑或泪流

2548
02:31:51,233 --> 02:31:54,949
我不在乎你下次回来待多久

2549
02:31:54,950 --> 02:31:58,516
我只在乎这心动前所未有

2550
02:31:58,516 --> 02:32:01,466
我不会走因为我的心

2551
02:32:02,916 --> 02:32:07,233
最好的我今生只是朋友

2552
02:32:14,350 --> 02:32:16,866
i'm very happy that i met you in my life

2553
02:32:28,116 --> 02:32:30,833
你们看我备忘录有多少条

2554
02:32:30,866 --> 02:32:34,749
大家我的备忘录有看看

2555
02:32:37,550 --> 02:32:38,716
这么多条呢

2556
02:32:39,400 --> 02:32:42,716
我备忘录有1,000多条你敢相信吗

2557
02:32:43,466 --> 02:32:44,466
1,000

2558
02:32:46,150 --> 02:32:47,116
200

2559
02:32:48,916 --> 02:32:49,716
不跳

2560
02:32:50,233 --> 02:32:51,399
哈哈

2561
02:32:56,116 --> 02:32:57,349
哈哈哈

2562
02:32:58,033 --> 02:33:01,866
这以前边唱歌边边边录音那样的

2563
02:33:02,350 --> 02:33:06,916
嗯的心动前所未有我不会走

2564
02:33:10,466 --> 02:33:12,033
然后我还有另外一个备忘录

2565
02:33:12,466 --> 02:33:14,799
另外一个备忘录有200多条

2566
02:33:18,433 --> 02:33:21,316
和你做朋友想念就别怪我

2567
02:33:21,316 --> 02:33:22,949
爱死可爱的lips

2568
02:33:22,950 --> 02:33:24,350
i wanna kiss

2569
02:33:24,516 --> 02:33:25,233
暧昧

2570
02:33:25,233 --> 02:33:27,266
像一次性不是我是那种什么

2571
02:33:27,466 --> 02:33:30,116
唱歌然后就录下来记录一下

2572
02:33:32,400 --> 02:33:33,466
啊有的时候

2573
02:33:33,833 --> 02:33:36,633
那个什么哼出的旋律也记一下来

2574
02:33:37,233 --> 02:33:40,233
我最早一条都是2017年的了我操

2575
02:33:41,666 --> 02:33:44,949
风带着口望着用话别保留

2576
02:33:45,633 --> 02:33:48,916
他们说刮风的时候

2577
02:33:49,000 --> 02:33:52,350
你总选择要一个人颤抖

2578
02:33:52,716 --> 02:33:54,316
guess you'll never know

2579
02:33:54,466 --> 02:33:55,866
cause i'll never show

2580
02:33:56,033 --> 02:33:58,799
为了谁你不自由

2581
02:33:58,800 --> 02:34:01,800
我在乎什么天长地久

2582
02:34:01,800 --> 02:34:05,466
我只在乎你更不想要拥有

2583
02:34:05,466 --> 02:34:08,599
一颗真心和温暖的手

2584
02:34:08,950 --> 02:34:12,316
在身后陪你微笑或泪流

2585
02:34:12,316 --> 02:34:16,033
我不在乎你下次回来待多久

2586
02:34:16,033 --> 02:34:20,716
我只在乎这心动前所什么都叫做

2587
02:34:21,150 --> 02:34:22,633
cause i love you so

2588
02:34:23,033 --> 02:34:25,599
想给你最好的我

2589
02:34:25,666 --> 02:34:28,799
就算只是我都不懂

2590
02:34:31,066 --> 02:34:31,866
心

2591
02:34:32,316 --> 02:34:34,949
卷就是这点东西

2592
02:34:35,000 --> 02:34:38,116
我看一下我朋友那边还有没有存啊

2593
02:34:39,266 --> 02:34:41,799
你那边还有从我以前发给你的吉他

2594
02:34:41,800 --> 02:34:42,800
录音吗

2595
02:34:53,916 --> 02:34:55,266
走漏了也就

2596
02:34:55,866 --> 02:34:56,866
对不对被

2597
02:34:57,233 --> 02:34:58,433
伤害不能爱我

2598
02:34:58,433 --> 02:35:00,549
我感觉应该是没有了太早了

2599
02:35:02,000 --> 02:35:04,833
哈哈哈不知道他有没有存啊

2600
02:35:06,433 --> 02:35:10,233
我觉得是我拍的备忘录的

2601
02:35:10,866 --> 02:35:12,266
录音录屏

2602
02:35:18,716 --> 02:35:20,233
我觉得应该是不可能有的

2603
02:35:25,316 --> 02:35:27,633
因为都是QQ发的他那边要存

2604
02:35:27,716 --> 02:35:30,916
顶多存点那种什么MP3之类的

2605
02:35:31,200 --> 02:35:34,116
没了我大家信不过的那个星座

2606
02:35:34,233 --> 02:35:37,516
你一定要好好生活别想太多

2607
02:35:37,516 --> 02:35:39,833
你做什么心里怎么有神经病啊

2608
02:35:39,833 --> 02:35:41,599
只想用心对你说

2609
02:35:52,316 --> 02:35:53,916
是吧太久了

2610
02:35:54,433 --> 02:35:55,749
文件打不开了

2611
02:36:00,950 --> 02:36:01,800
哎好可惜啊

2612
02:36:01,800 --> 02:36:04,116
虽然很别讲但是我也想听一下来着

2613
02:36:06,150 --> 02:36:06,750
我印象中

2614
02:36:06,750 --> 02:36:09,033
我最后在练的一首歌是什么歌来着

2615
02:36:10,750 --> 02:36:11,550
那个吧

2616
02:36:13,266 --> 02:36:14,399
黄花菜吗

2617
02:36:14,600 --> 02:36:15,666
黄花菜吗

2618
02:36:16,150 --> 02:36:18,316
他就有一个那个什么大横啊完全

2619
02:36:18,550 --> 02:36:20,266
搞不来搞得我非常挫败

2620
02:36:20,633 --> 02:36:24,066
然后然后就想换一个那个什么来着

2621
02:36:24,150 --> 02:36:28,200
呃呃什么天使天使什么什么什么

2622
02:36:28,266 --> 02:36:30,599
不是什么什么天使我遇到了天使

2623
02:36:30,950 --> 02:36:34,866
也是呃清音的也有大亨啊完全搞不来

2624
02:36:35,316 --> 02:36:36,716
很生气很生气

2625
02:36:43,233 --> 02:36:44,399
对对相遇天使

2626
02:36:47,866 --> 02:36:50,266
想给你最好的我

2627
02:36:50,600 --> 02:36:52,400
就算是朋友

2628
02:36:54,266 --> 02:36:57,466
就和你想不想要

2629
02:36:57,800 --> 02:37:01,516
占有一颗真心和温暖的手

2630
02:37:01,800 --> 02:37:05,033
转身后陪你微笑或泪流

2631
02:37:05,266 --> 02:37:09,033
我不在乎你下次回来待多久

2632
02:37:09,033 --> 02:37:12,399
我只在乎这心动前所有

2633
02:37:14,116 --> 02:37:15,466
cause i love you so

2634
02:37:16,116 --> 02:37:21,266
想给你最好的我就算只是朋友

2635
02:37:25,916 --> 02:37:27,399
nice i met you

2636
02:37:28,316 --> 02:37:30,349
i'm very happy that i met you

2637
02:37:30,350 --> 02:37:33,200
我还有唱那个呃秒针

2638
02:37:33,866 --> 02:37:35,999
秒针小什么秒针秒针

2639
02:37:38,950 --> 02:37:40,350
没了也没了

2640
02:37:40,516 --> 02:37:41,433
come to see you

2641
02:37:42,233 --> 02:37:43,033
Goodbye

2642
02:37:45,466 --> 02:37:46,916
为什么你听一下

2643
02:37:57,516 --> 02:37:58,666
哎没了

2644
02:38:00,866 --> 02:38:04,266
嗯谢谢成成那不别把我累死了

2645
02:38:05,633 --> 02:38:07,399
太累了嗯

2646
02:38:07,633 --> 02:38:08,516
的手

2647
02:38:08,950 --> 02:38:10,466
在身后陪

2648
02:38:10,550 --> 02:38:11,433
你微笑

2649
02:38:11,433 --> 02:38:12,233
温柔

2650
02:38:12,600 --> 02:38:14,916
而且那个什么弹唱还有个那个什么

2651
02:38:14,916 --> 02:38:15,399
就是

2652
02:38:15,400 --> 02:38:18,433
你唱歌的话就顾不了那个手上的动作

2653
02:38:18,433 --> 02:38:19,516
然后顾上手上的动作

2654
02:38:19,516 --> 02:38:21,549
你可能就不知道怎么唱歌了

2655
02:38:21,550 --> 02:38:23,633
这个当时也有点困哄啊

2656
02:38:23,750 --> 02:38:28,266
你最好的我就算只是朋友

2657
02:38:31,033 --> 02:38:33,866
还想和你做朋友

2658
02:38:33,866 --> 02:38:39,199
想念又big brown eyes和i love lips i wanna kiss i miss

2659
02:38:39,200 --> 02:38:42,633
想一直牵着你的手但我还能想

2660
02:38:46,316 --> 02:38:47,199
理论上来说

2661
02:38:47,200 --> 02:38:49,433
是你要对这个谱子非常熟悉

2662
02:38:49,433 --> 02:38:51,999
对对对记录记忆才能

2663
02:38:54,600 --> 02:38:55,666
好难啊吉他

2664
02:39:10,350 --> 02:39:11,150
哦买噶

2665
02:39:15,116 --> 02:39:15,916
啊好

2666
02:39:16,150 --> 02:39:18,316
我去拿外卖上个厕所然后接个饮料

2667
02:39:18,316 --> 02:39:19,599
有点久等我一下啊

2668
02:39:22,433 --> 02:39:23,949
等我一下啊

2669
02:39:24,600 --> 02:39:30,433
你微笑挽留我不在乎你下次回来待我

2670
02:39:30,433 --> 02:39:33,666
只在乎这心动前所未有

2671
02:39:33,750 --> 02:39:36,800
我不会走cause i love you so

2672
02:39:37,150 --> 02:39:42,433
想给你最好的我就算们只是朋友

2673
02:39:45,150 --> 02:39:48,316
信不过别人把你追走

2674
02:39:48,316 --> 02:39:52,466
也信不过自己暂时把你拥有

2675
02:39:52,466 --> 02:39:55,549
你低头喝着酒地址不喝着酒

2676
02:39:55,550 --> 02:39:59,116
做朋友是保护你最坏也是最好看结果

2677
02:39:59,116 --> 02:40:02,549
我明白要你暗示荒谬的要求

2678
02:40:02,633 --> 02:40:05,999
我明白有些默契我必须要遵守

2679
02:40:06,116 --> 02:40:09,716
就是你眼眸走漏了一种

2680
02:40:09,833 --> 02:40:13,716
baby baby伤害不能爱的哀求

2681
02:40:13,716 --> 02:40:17,149
唉好久不见钟给的泪中你听

2682
02:40:17,150 --> 02:40:21,266
不如不见记得一切和你分享我的担心

2683
02:40:21,400 --> 02:40:23,350
烦恼还有我的骄傲

2684
02:40:23,350 --> 02:40:27,400
但现在我们之间却变得越来越有礼貌

2685
02:40:27,600 --> 02:40:30,600
问vivo哥你的朋友一定拍小说

2686
02:40:30,600 --> 02:40:32,833
说好现在你身边的他们

2687
02:40:32,833 --> 02:40:34,433
大概都不喜欢我

2688
02:40:34,433 --> 02:40:37,749
但是我还是我我还一样能活的

2689
02:40:37,750 --> 02:40:39,866
reason why我决定离开

2690
02:40:39,866 --> 02:40:42,199
there is only one reason why

2691
02:40:42,200 --> 02:40:45,033
cause i know you deserve better and more

2692
02:40:45,150 --> 02:40:48,233
没了我大家心不过的那个星座

2693
02:40:48,233 --> 02:40:50,233
你一定要好好生活

2694
02:40:50,233 --> 02:40:52,949
别想太多为什么我想

2695
02:40:53,000 --> 02:40:55,633
了这首歌只想用心对你说

2696
02:40:55,633 --> 02:40:58,666
i love you and i still do i love you now

2697
02:40:58,666 --> 02:41:03,116
but it is just in a different way if i may hey for sure

2698
02:41:03,116 --> 02:41:04,516
i know you used to

2699
02:41:04,600 --> 02:41:05,750
love me more

2700
02:41:05,750 --> 02:41:07,950
but now is a friend我知道

2701
02:41:07,950 --> 02:41:10,350
当我离开世界的那一天

2702
02:41:10,350 --> 02:41:15,033
你一定会流泪在我的照片前面

2703
02:41:15,116 --> 02:41:17,949
and i'll do the same now'cause i'm a true

2704
02:41:17,950 --> 02:41:20,066
man'cause you have always been

2705
02:41:20,066 --> 02:41:21,549
like my family

2706
02:41:21,550 --> 02:41:23,550
tell me这不是秘密

2707
02:41:23,550 --> 02:41:26,833
淡淡雷声冰野我要给多眼镜

2708
02:41:26,833 --> 02:41:27,749
流过的泪

2709
02:41:27,750 --> 02:41:31,466
说过的话仍在我心中碎印已景色而类

2710
02:41:31,516 --> 02:41:33,716
遗憾如果在街上碰到你

2711
02:41:33,716 --> 02:41:35,716
和你心爱的那个谁

2712
02:41:35,716 --> 02:41:40,433
嗯后背我会为上带礼貌的欣然面对

2713
02:41:41,033 --> 02:41:42,949
i wish Ya luck wish Ya health

2714
02:41:42,950 --> 02:41:45,466
wish Ya love with a smile and a hug

2715
02:41:45,466 --> 02:41:46,516
i wish Ya luck

2716
02:41:46,633 --> 02:41:50,916
was she help was she love with her smile and his hug

2717
02:41:51,066 --> 02:41:55,149
我不在乎你下次回来待我

2718
02:41:55,150 --> 02:41:58,266
只在乎这心动前所未有我

2719
02:41:58,466 --> 02:42:01,199
i have to go cause i love you so

2720
02:42:01,200 --> 02:42:01,950
i love you so

2721
02:42:01,950 --> 02:42:06,400
想给你最好的我就算是朋友友

2722
02:42:06,400 --> 02:42:08,800
什么天长地久

2723
02:42:09,233 --> 02:42:12,466
种在意你想不想要拥有

2724
02:42:12,516 --> 02:42:15,516
一颗真心和温暖的手

2725
02:42:15,833 --> 02:42:19,116
转身后陪你微笑或泪流

2726
02:42:19,350 --> 02:42:23,116
我不在乎你下次回来待多久

2727
02:42:23,116 --> 02:42:26,066
我只在乎这把心都紧锁

2728
02:42:26,600 --> 02:42:27,916
你不会走

2729
02:42:28,233 --> 02:42:29,516
cause i love you so

2730
02:42:30,150 --> 02:42:35,350
想给你最好的我就算只是朋友

2731
02:42:39,950 --> 02:42:41,116
my solitude

2732
02:42:42,466 --> 02:42:44,999
i'm very happy that i met you in my life

2733
02:42:49,633 --> 02:42:51,466
yeah i wish you love

2734
02:43:03,916 --> 02:43:04,999
光环去了

2735
02:43:12,433 --> 02:43:15,549
我不在乎什么天长地久

2736
02:43:15,800 --> 02:43:16,600
哼哼

2737
02:43:18,916 --> 02:43:19,716
哈喽哈喽

2738
02:43:25,866 --> 02:43:27,199
开吃你们吃吗

2739
02:43:27,433 --> 02:43:29,516
不是每天都就我一个人吃啊

2740
02:43:30,200 --> 02:43:32,666
你不会是在悄悄减肥吧大家

2741
02:43:34,516 --> 02:43:35,866
你们每次我在吃东西

2742
02:43:35,866 --> 02:43:37,916
看电视的时候你们有在吃吗

2743
02:43:39,516 --> 02:43:40,316
别吓我

2744
02:43:43,716 --> 02:43:44,599
哈哈哈

2745
02:43:50,316 --> 02:43:51,866
你们从来都没吃吗

2746
02:44:05,633 --> 02:44:08,066
好吧不吃也好减减肥

2747
02:44:09,866 --> 02:44:11,399
火鸡面人家流星

2748
02:44:11,950 --> 02:44:13,000
水子弹加鸡胸肉

2749
02:44:13,000 --> 02:44:14,833
那你吃这个鸡胸肉还有什么意义呢

2750
02:44:14,833 --> 02:44:15,799
你都吃鸡

2751
02:44:15,800 --> 02:44:17,750
你都吃火鸡面了

2752
02:44:18,466 --> 02:44:20,233
没有任何意义好吧

2753
02:44:22,716 --> 02:44:24,033
给我吃点好的肉

2754
02:44:28,350 --> 02:44:31,400
为什么我觉得这个弹幕这么大

2755
02:44:31,950 --> 02:44:33,550
想要拥有

2756
02:44:34,466 --> 02:44:36,233
我说掩耳盗铃呢

2757
02:44:48,833 --> 02:44:51,266
啊我桌子桌子

2758
02:44:58,516 --> 02:45:00,716
我不想放到那个界面因为

2759
02:45:01,716 --> 02:45:03,399
那个界面有一点冰冷

2760
02:45:03,600 --> 02:45:04,833
我就喜欢在这

2761
02:45:06,433 --> 02:45:07,666
不知道为什么

2762
02:45:10,000 --> 02:45:11,800
真的有人喜欢吃鸡胸肉吗

2763
02:45:11,800 --> 02:45:13,116
鸡胸肉不是很柴吗

2764
02:45:13,116 --> 02:45:14,799
没有没啥味道吗

2765
02:45:17,866 --> 02:45:19,116
真的一点都不温馨

2766
02:45:19,116 --> 02:45:21,199
这个在房间里看温馨一点

2767
02:45:23,116 --> 02:45:26,033
你们男的没这些小花花花花小肠

2768
02:45:26,750 --> 02:45:28,516
没有这些花花肠

2769
02:45:34,200 --> 02:45:36,400
想跟你们多说啊嗨嗨呀

2770
02:45:36,800 --> 02:45:37,350
骄傲

2771
02:45:37,350 --> 02:45:41,466
但现在我们之间却变得越来越有礼貌

2772
02:45:41,633 --> 02:45:45,116
关于这个你的朋友一定拍手说好

2773
02:45:45,116 --> 02:45:48,466
现在你身边的他们大概都不喜欢我

2774
02:45:48,466 --> 02:45:52,116
但是我还是我我还一样能活的reason why

2775
02:45:52,600 --> 02:45:54,150
我决定离开

2776
02:45:54,233 --> 02:45:57,633
没啥就是那个那个夜见一见面很冰冷

2777
02:45:57,633 --> 02:45:58,433
我觉得

2778
02:45:59,716 --> 02:46:02,599
没啥活力没啥生活气息啊

2779
02:46:03,950 --> 02:46:05,916
不喜欢待在那我喜欢待在这

2780
02:46:08,233 --> 02:46:09,033
OK

2781
02:46:09,716 --> 02:46:11,599
死吧and i still do

2782
02:46:11,716 --> 02:46:15,066
love you now but it is just an能不能get到吗

2783
02:46:15,950 --> 02:46:19,833
不能是吧for sure i know you used to love me more

2784
02:46:19,833 --> 02:46:22,033
but now is a friend我知道

2785
02:46:22,033 --> 02:46:24,399
当我离开世界的那一天

2786
02:46:24,400 --> 02:46:29,000
你一定会流泪在我的照片前面

2787
02:46:29,316 --> 02:46:32,399
and i'll do the same now cause i don't want your man

2788
02:46:32,400 --> 02:46:38,833
cause you have always been like my family to me gently gently

2789
02:46:38,833 --> 02:46:41,833
我要给他眼睛流过的泪

2790
02:46:41,833 --> 02:46:44,116
说过的话能在我心中睡

2791
02:46:44,116 --> 02:46:45,549
以你景色而类

2792
02:46:45,550 --> 02:46:47,833
你好如果在街上碰到你

2793
02:46:47,833 --> 02:46:49,749
和你心爱的那个谁

2794
02:46:49,950 --> 02:46:52,350
哦baby我会微笑带

2795
02:46:52,916 --> 02:46:55,866
的欣然面对爱我是

2796
02:46:59,466 --> 02:47:00,266
啊

2797
02:47:04,400 --> 02:47:07,950
twenty five grand the first cocksucking a nail of Bulls are

2798
02:47:11,400 --> 02:47:12,600
音量怎么样啊

2799
02:47:14,200 --> 02:47:15,000
two

2800
02:47:15,716 --> 02:47:16,516
three

2801
02:47:17,750 --> 02:47:20,833
my name is Jordan Belfort not him哇

2802
02:47:20,833 --> 02:47:22,316
好经典的电视开头

2803
02:47:22,916 --> 02:47:26,199
i'm a former member of the middle class raised by two哎

2804
02:47:26,200 --> 02:47:28,833
我之前还看了一个抖音吐槽这种

2805
02:47:28,866 --> 02:47:31,233
他说那个什么电影那种开头

2806
02:47:31,233 --> 02:47:32,316
你们知道吗

2807
02:47:32,800 --> 02:47:34,866
我之前还那个看了就是什么

2808
02:47:35,033 --> 02:47:37,399
然后然后一个定哥说这是我不对

2809
02:47:37,400 --> 02:47:38,716
这不是我那个什么啊

2810
02:47:38,750 --> 02:47:40,266
你们可能不太明白我在说什么

2811
02:47:41,233 --> 02:47:42,149
好典型的开头

2812
02:47:42,150 --> 02:47:45,266
you're on 26 as the head of my own brokerage firm

2813
02:47:45,350 --> 02:47:47,916
i made forty nine million dollars

2814
02:47:48,033 --> 02:47:49,433
which really pissed me off

2815
02:47:49,433 --> 02:47:51,433
because it was three shy of a million a week

2816
02:47:55,800 --> 02:47:56,066
no

2817
02:47:56,066 --> 02:47:57,833
no no no my Ferrari was white

2818
02:47:57,833 --> 02:48:00,633
like don johnson's in Miami vice not red

2819
02:48:02,316 --> 02:48:04,116
see the humongous estate down there

2820
02:48:04,466 --> 02:48:05,549
that's my house

2821
02:48:06,633 --> 02:48:09,633
wife Naomi in addition to Naomi and哎

2822
02:48:09,633 --> 02:48:11,549
我没纸了我想去拿纸

2823
02:48:12,350 --> 02:48:14,066
等下我拿纸我有纸吗

2824
02:48:20,000 --> 02:48:20,950
哎等我一下

2825
02:48:20,950 --> 02:48:23,433
没纸了没纸了等我一下等我一下很快

2826
02:48:23,433 --> 02:48:24,233
很快

2827
02:49:19,400 --> 02:49:21,316
我说有的人别太过分了

2828
02:49:21,316 --> 02:49:22,716
什么拿窗帘啊

2829
02:49:22,716 --> 02:49:25,033
private jet six cars three horses

2830
02:49:25,033 --> 02:49:28,633
two vacation homes and a hundred and seventy foot yacht

2831
02:49:41,516 --> 02:49:42,599
hold on hold on

2832
02:49:59,033 --> 02:50:00,949
okay yeah i'm all right

2833
02:50:01,350 --> 02:50:02,150
good job

2834
02:50:03,516 --> 02:50:04,916
you get in there safe all right

2835
02:50:05,866 --> 02:50:07,266
next time brother

2836
02:50:07,750 --> 02:50:08,633
till next time

2837
02:50:14,866 --> 02:50:17,116
if money doesn't just buy you a better life

2838
02:50:17,116 --> 02:50:19,399
a better Fool他车怎么可能3,000呢

2839
02:50:19,666 --> 02:50:22,266
it also makes you a better person you

2840
02:50:22,266 --> 02:50:22,633
can give

2841
02:50:22,633 --> 02:50:25,749
generously to the church or a political party of your choice

2842
02:50:25,750 --> 02:50:28,150
you can save the fucking spotted out with money

2843
02:50:33,233 --> 02:50:34,833
i always wanted to be rich

2844
02:50:35,033 --> 02:50:36,066
so let me go back

2845
02:50:36,233 --> 02:50:37,799
i'm 22 years old

2846
02:50:37,916 --> 02:50:40,866
newly married and already a money crazy little shit

2847
02:50:41,116 --> 02:50:42,116
so what do i do

2848
02:50:42,233 --> 02:50:43,066
i go to the one

2849
02:50:43,066 --> 02:50:46,266
place on earth that befit my high minded ambitions

2850
02:50:46,400 --> 02:50:48,233
啊啊我出汗了别别急

2851
02:50:51,433 --> 02:50:52,233
等一下

2852
02:50:53,200 --> 02:50:54,000
啊

2853
02:50:58,033 --> 02:50:59,033
except today huh

2854
02:50:59,266 --> 02:51:01,833
body of your choice you can save the fucking oh

2855
02:51:02,600 --> 02:51:05,116
i gotta leave my baby

2856
02:51:05,833 --> 02:51:08,866
okay yeah i'm all right good job

2857
02:51:10,316 --> 02:51:11,716
you get in there safe all right

2858
02:51:12,666 --> 02:51:14,149
next time brother

2859
02:51:14,550 --> 02:51:15,433
till next time

2860
02:51:17,433 --> 02:51:18,866
这上不挣钱的吗

2861
02:51:20,150 --> 02:51:21,916
没看出来啊Yep

2862
02:51:22,150 --> 02:51:26,116
on a daily basis i consume enough drugs is to date Manhattan

2863
02:51:26,633 --> 02:51:27,599
long island

2864
02:51:27,600 --> 02:51:29,033
等我一下家人们

2865
02:51:29,266 --> 02:51:30,266
for a month

2866
02:51:30,550 --> 02:51:31,833
okay Mr Jordan

2867
02:51:32,033 --> 02:51:33,466
i take three loots ten

2868
02:51:39,233 --> 02:51:39,749
i

2869
02:51:39,750 --> 02:51:41,066
gamble like a degenerate

2870
02:51:41,066 --> 02:51:44,999
i drink like a fish i fuck hookers maybe five six times a week

2871
02:51:45,233 --> 02:51:47,349
i have three different federal agencies这啥

2872
02:51:48,350 --> 02:51:50,666
oh yeah and i love

2873
02:51:50,750 --> 02:51:51,750
drugs

2874
02:52:09,066 --> 02:52:10,949
幼小心灵受到了

2875
02:52:11,750 --> 02:52:13,666
强烈的什么

2876
02:52:16,466 --> 02:52:18,399
不是我没有见过这种东西

2877
02:52:20,066 --> 02:52:20,866
啊

2878
02:52:21,516 --> 02:52:23,033
他们是在干嘛

2879
02:52:32,866 --> 02:52:34,716
嗑药能这么磕的吗you

2880
02:52:34,916 --> 02:52:37,349
are lower than pond scum

2881
02:52:38,000 --> 02:52:39,350
you got a problem with that

2882
02:52:40,600 --> 02:52:41,433
Jordan

2883
02:52:42,350 --> 02:52:44,266
no no problem at all good

2884
02:52:44,266 --> 02:52:46,599
because that is what you are pondscomb

2885
02:52:47,066 --> 02:52:48,466
your job is connector

2886
02:52:48,466 --> 02:52:49,349
which means

2887
02:52:49,433 --> 02:52:52,349
that you will be dialing the phone over 500 times a day

2888
02:52:52,433 --> 02:52:54,399
trying to connect me with wealthy

2889
02:52:54,400 --> 02:52:56,400
business owners我没笑的这么开心啊

2890
02:52:56,400 --> 02:52:57,666
我是震撼的表情啊

2891
02:52:57,666 --> 02:53:00,549
that is all you're gonna fucking be doing sit sit

2892
02:53:01,800 --> 02:53:04,600
我们已经上表情比较局限是这样的啊

2893
02:53:04,633 --> 02:53:06,999
thousand dollars the other guy you'll be working for

2894
02:53:07,066 --> 02:53:08,316
he made over a million

2895
02:53:09,200 --> 02:53:10,400
million dollars

2896
02:53:11,000 --> 02:53:13,633
i can only imagine what a douchebag that guy must be

2897
02:53:14,033 --> 02:53:17,666
Jordan Belle forge yeah yes sir mark Hannah

2898
02:53:17,666 --> 02:53:18,633
pleasure to meet you

2899
02:53:18,633 --> 02:53:21,549
and you as well i see you've already met the village asshole

2900
02:53:21,716 --> 02:53:25,516
smile and dial and don't pick up your fucking head until one

2901
02:53:25,600 --> 02:53:27,033
hey fuck you

2902
02:53:27,066 --> 02:53:29,866
i'm the senior broker here he's just a worthless pipe here

2903
02:53:30,116 --> 02:53:31,599
don't you blow me Hannah

2904
02:53:31,633 --> 02:53:33,199
he's just a worthless pipe here

2905
02:53:33,400 --> 02:53:34,716
don't you blow me Hannah

2906
02:53:35,150 --> 02:53:37,666
pitch a stock in a job interview

2907
02:53:37,666 --> 02:53:39,666
i had to do something to stand out right sir

2908
02:53:40,466 --> 02:53:41,716
i fucking love that

2909
02:53:43,033 --> 02:53:44,799
lunch today yeah

2910
02:53:45,433 --> 02:53:47,599
we don't start dialing at 9 30

2911
02:53:47,716 --> 02:53:50,749
because our clients are already answering the phone 3

2912
02:53:51,666 --> 02:53:54,233
two one let's five

2913
02:53:56,066 --> 02:53:57,949
you want to know what money sounds like

2914
02:53:57,950 --> 02:54:00,000
go to a trading floor on walls

2915
02:54:00,116 --> 02:54:02,666
i couldn't believe how these guys talk to each other

2916
02:54:03,666 --> 02:54:05,516
i was hooked in seconds

2917
02:54:06,950 --> 02:54:07,233
it was

2918
02:54:07,233 --> 02:54:10,633
like mainlining adrenaline怎么我没有人听啊

2919
02:54:10,633 --> 02:54:11,433
打了啥

2920
02:54:13,066 --> 02:54:15,866
forty five pick up the cocksucking phone

2921
02:54:15,866 --> 02:54:17,599
sorry marks be very well

2922
02:54:19,233 --> 02:54:22,199
you are such a fuck you don't give two shits about how

2923
02:54:22,200 --> 02:54:23,233
technology works

2924
02:54:23,233 --> 02:54:25,916
because all we care about is getting fucking rich

2925
02:54:25,950 --> 02:54:27,066
solid Jordan bill

2926
02:54:30,116 --> 02:54:31,399
done time to paint

2927
02:54:31,400 --> 02:54:37,266
the tape whoa two thousand Microsoft going in the hole come on

2928
02:54:38,800 --> 02:54:41,866
alive hold on to that is hot

2929
02:54:43,666 --> 02:54:46,599
shut that motherfucker shut it shut it shut it so

2930
02:54:48,266 --> 02:54:49,749
这个我知道我看看

2931
02:55:06,866 --> 02:55:08,466
what can i bring for you in this glorious

2932
02:55:08,516 --> 02:55:08,949
afternoon

2933
02:55:08,950 --> 02:55:11,033
well actor here's the game plan

2934
02:55:11,350 --> 02:55:14,200
you're Gonna bring us two absolute Martinis you know

2935
02:55:14,200 --> 02:55:15,200
how i like them straight

2936
02:55:15,200 --> 02:55:16,800
不能长得好眼熟啊

2937
02:55:17,400 --> 02:55:18,633
他是演那个什么

2938
02:55:18,633 --> 02:55:20,233
Gonna bring us two more then

2939
02:55:20,916 --> 02:55:25,599
two more after that heads into a wonder the fuck out

2940
02:55:26,350 --> 02:55:27,833
excellent strategy sir

2941
02:55:28,116 --> 02:55:30,833
i'm good for with water for now though thank you

2942
02:55:31,400 --> 02:55:34,000
this is first day on Wall Street give him time

2943
02:55:34,866 --> 02:55:37,033
thank you thank you

2944
02:55:38,400 --> 02:55:40,750
mr Hannah i gotta say

2945
02:55:40,750 --> 02:55:43,950
i'm incredibly excited to be a part of your firm i mean

2946
02:55:45,350 --> 02:55:48,200
the clients you have are absolutely fuck the clients

2947
02:55:48,866 --> 02:55:51,799
your only responsibility is to put meat on the table

2948
02:55:53,200 --> 02:55:54,116
you got a girlfriend

2949
02:55:54,116 --> 02:55:58,149
i'm a married i have no wife her name's Teresa she cuts here

2950
02:55:58,350 --> 02:56:01,150
congratulations thank you think about Teresa

2951
02:56:01,400 --> 02:56:04,600
name of the game move the money from your client's pocket

2952
02:56:04,866 --> 02:56:05,999
into your pocket

2953
02:56:06,666 --> 02:56:07,833
小顺要学习一下

2954
02:56:07,833 --> 02:56:10,916
finds money at the same time its advantages to everyone i'm

2955
02:56:10,950 --> 02:56:11,750
correct

2956
02:56:12,266 --> 02:56:13,066
no

2957
02:56:14,233 --> 02:56:16,066
number one rule of Wall Street

2958
02:56:17,116 --> 02:56:20,916
nobody okay if you're worn buffet or if you Jimmy Buffett

2959
02:56:20,916 --> 02:56:23,666
nobody knows if the stock is Gonna go up

2960
02:56:23,666 --> 02:56:25,716
downside ways are in fucking circles

2961
02:56:25,716 --> 02:56:27,266
at least of all stockbrokers

2962
02:56:27,666 --> 02:56:30,066
it's all a fugazi you know what fugazi is

2963
02:56:30,150 --> 02:56:32,316
well fugazi it's a fake

2964
02:56:32,316 --> 02:56:35,399
yeah fugazi fugazi it's a wazi it's a woozy it's a

2965
02:56:36,033 --> 02:56:37,666
fairy dust it doesn't exist

2966
02:56:37,666 --> 02:56:38,599
it's never landed

2967
02:56:38,600 --> 02:56:41,066
it is no matter it's not on the elemental chart

2968
02:56:41,066 --> 02:56:44,549
it's not fucking real right right

2969
02:56:45,066 --> 02:56:46,116
stay with me uh huh

2970
02:56:47,066 --> 02:56:49,666
we don't create shit we don't build anything

2971
02:56:49,866 --> 02:56:53,199
no so if you got a client who bought stock at eight

2972
02:56:53,350 --> 02:56:54,750
and it now sits in 16

2973
02:56:54,750 --> 02:56:57,466
and he's all fucking happy he wants to cash in liquidate

2974
02:56:57,466 --> 02:57:00,799
take his fucking money and run home you don't let him do that

2975
02:57:00,866 --> 02:57:04,233
okay cause that would make it real right no what do you do

2976
02:57:04,550 --> 02:57:06,316
you get another brilliant idea

2977
02:57:06,750 --> 02:57:08,000
a special idea

2978
02:57:08,150 --> 02:57:09,316
another situation

2979
02:57:09,316 --> 02:57:12,799
another stock to reinvest his earnings and then so

2980
02:57:12,800 --> 02:57:16,633
and he will every single time cause they're fucking addicted

2981
02:57:17,200 --> 02:57:20,950
and you just keep doing this again and again and again meanwhile

2982
02:57:21,833 --> 02:57:24,866
he thinks he's getting shit rich which he is on paper

2983
02:57:25,233 --> 02:57:26,633
but you and me the brokers

2984
02:57:27,066 --> 02:57:31,316
we're taking home cold hard cash via commission motherfucker

2985
02:57:31,750 --> 02:57:32,550
right

2986
02:57:34,233 --> 02:57:35,516
that's incredible sir

2987
02:57:36,266 --> 02:57:38,599
can't tell you how excited i am you should be

2988
02:57:39,200 --> 02:57:40,000
yes sir

2989
02:57:41,316 --> 02:57:42,866
revolutions you follow

2990
02:57:42,916 --> 02:57:45,633
revolutions keep the clients on the fair

2991
02:57:45,633 --> 02:57:48,949
as well and it goes the park is open twenty four seven three

2992
02:57:48,950 --> 02:57:50,866
six five every decade

2993
02:57:50,866 --> 02:57:53,916
every goddamn century that's it

2994
02:57:54,716 --> 02:57:57,516
没学到说实话你怎么能保证一直转呢

2995
02:57:57,800 --> 02:57:59,750
how kitty hmm

2996
02:57:59,866 --> 02:58:00,666
thank you

2997
02:58:18,466 --> 02:58:19,749
with a common denominator

2998
02:58:29,400 --> 02:58:31,116
keep it up on me see

2999
02:58:32,466 --> 02:58:34,033
how the money comes in

3000
02:58:35,466 --> 02:58:36,199
不是客户

3001
02:58:36,200 --> 02:58:36,950
他亏了的话

3002
02:58:36,950 --> 02:58:39,866
他就不会一直听你的一直下了吧

3003
02:58:44,350 --> 02:58:47,800
then i was a license broker at last

3004
02:58:48,316 --> 02:58:53,599
ready to make my fortune my first day is a future master of

3005
02:58:53,600 --> 02:58:56,400
the universe亏了就换下一个客户霍霍吗

3006
02:59:01,916 --> 02:59:04,866
i have ex on it eighty six and a quarter six months ago

3007
02:59:04,916 --> 02:59:07,866
today it is treated thirty six and a half mr bet

3008
02:59:12,316 --> 02:59:14,316
they called it black Monday

3009
02:59:14,833 --> 02:59:18,866
no shit by 4 p m the market had dropped 508

3010
02:59:19,266 --> 02:59:22,716
points the biggest plummet since the crash of 29

3011
02:59:22,866 --> 02:59:24,833
我没抢过补我真不太了解这些

3012
02:59:24,916 --> 02:59:25,916
i don't know some

3013
02:59:25,950 --> 02:59:27,033
fucking country in Europe

3014
02:59:27,033 --> 02:59:28,866
took a shit let them do what they want to fucking

3015
02:59:28,866 --> 02:59:30,116
do our market sounds

3016
02:59:30,433 --> 02:59:32,516
this is not something that you want to know what happened

3017
02:59:32,800 --> 02:59:35,000
a fucking tsuna you're making a big mistake

3018
02:59:35,666 --> 02:59:37,116
yes i would talk to you trust me

3019
02:59:37,150 --> 02:59:39,866
do not answer the phone a lot of people are gonna be calling you

3020
02:59:39,866 --> 02:59:40,949
trying to get you dirty long

3021
02:59:41,266 --> 02:59:42,716
i don't know what's going on i know

3022
02:59:43,033 --> 02:59:43,833
i know

3023
02:59:46,666 --> 02:59:48,433
他们都没位置坐的

3024
02:59:53,716 --> 02:59:54,749
holy

3025
02:59:57,033 --> 02:59:58,633
fucking shit

3026
03:00:00,633 --> 03:00:04,716
unbelievable my first shitty day is a broker

3027
03:00:04,866 --> 03:00:09,916
within a month lf rothschild an institution since 1899

3028
03:00:10,150 --> 03:00:11,866
closed its doors

3029
03:00:12,550 --> 03:00:16,800
Wall Street had swallowed me up and shit me right back out again

3030
03:00:18,466 --> 03:00:20,399
谁谁倒闭了他们公司倒闭了

3031
03:00:20,400 --> 03:00:22,633
we kept on my engagement ring we needed Zoo

3032
03:00:23,266 --> 03:00:24,066
is that on mine

3033
03:00:24,633 --> 03:00:25,199
if we need it

3034
03:00:25,200 --> 03:00:26,516
so i'm saying you listen to me

3035
03:00:27,150 --> 03:00:29,433
you're not pointing anything okay

3036
03:00:29,916 --> 03:00:30,149
what do

3037
03:00:30,150 --> 03:00:32,833
i always tell you huh you got me a millionaire that's right

3038
03:00:32,950 --> 03:00:34,350
okay just let me look

3039
03:00:34,916 --> 03:00:35,949
i'm gonna find something

3040
03:00:36,316 --> 03:00:40,833
how about this what nobody beats the wiz electronics or stockboy

3041
03:00:40,833 --> 03:00:41,433
what do you think

3042
03:00:41,433 --> 03:00:42,799
you're not gonna work at that place

3043
03:00:42,800 --> 03:00:44,350
yeah but you know you start off

3044
03:00:44,350 --> 03:00:46,266
you're gonna be miserable at that place if you go there

3045
03:00:46,266 --> 03:00:47,666
it sales you work your way up

3046
03:00:47,666 --> 03:00:49,916
you'd be a general manager you're not gonna be a stockboy

3047
03:00:49,916 --> 03:00:51,916
why not cause you're a stock poker

3048
03:00:52,600 --> 03:00:55,000
you understand that nobody's hiring Stockbrokers right now

3049
03:00:56,466 --> 03:00:57,549
银行破产

3050
03:00:57,833 --> 03:01:00,233
银行破产跟他们关系很大吗

3051
03:01:00,266 --> 03:01:02,116
而是客户就没钱了是吗

3052
03:01:02,750 --> 03:01:03,716
you understand that

3053
03:01:04,200 --> 03:01:05,000
okay

3054
03:01:10,116 --> 03:01:11,716
ah this place is

3055
03:01:14,150 --> 03:01:15,233
stockbrokers

3056
03:01:17,266 --> 03:01:19,466
long island stockbrokers and long island

3057
03:01:27,350 --> 03:01:29,866
但是他不是赚很多钱也有存款吧

3058
03:01:29,866 --> 03:01:30,949
我在想啊

3059
03:01:39,800 --> 03:01:44,266
hey i'm looking for an investor center that's

3060
03:01:44,716 --> 03:01:45,716
how you want an invest

3061
03:01:46,716 --> 03:01:49,833
no investor center i'm looking for an investor center yeah yeah

3062
03:01:49,833 --> 03:01:50,716
that's us hey

3063
03:01:50,950 --> 03:01:54,033
oh this is it is it oh i'm Dwayne

3064
03:01:54,033 --> 03:01:56,633
you're Dwayne yeah i'm Dwayne we spoke on the phone

3065
03:01:57,233 --> 03:02:01,266
i'm Jordan belfort i'm the broker from rothschild New York yes

3066
03:02:01,266 --> 03:02:02,666
yeah have a seat how are you

3067
03:02:03,066 --> 03:02:05,516
you know we had a conversation we found the phone earlier right

3068
03:02:05,516 --> 03:02:07,149
two hours ago right

3069
03:02:07,400 --> 03:02:09,433
yeah hello i guess you're like not the stock

3070
03:02:09,433 --> 03:02:10,033
i

3071
03:02:10,033 --> 03:02:12,233
never heard about the up and comers that's what that means three

3072
03:02:12,233 --> 03:02:13,233
sense of share

3073
03:02:13,433 --> 03:02:14,466
that's three dollars

3074
03:02:14,466 --> 03:02:15,599
your cheap fuck

3075
03:02:16,550 --> 03:02:17,350
so uh

3076
03:02:18,066 --> 03:02:20,549
where are you quote trance yeah

3077
03:02:20,833 --> 03:02:21,599
quote trends

3078
03:02:21,600 --> 03:02:22,033
yeah

3079
03:02:22,033 --> 03:02:23,033
computers no no

3080
03:02:23,033 --> 03:02:24,149
we don't even need computers here

3081
03:02:24,150 --> 03:02:25,866
we just trade right off the pink sheets here

3082
03:02:25,950 --> 03:02:27,750
pink sheets yeah they're penny stocks

3083
03:02:27,750 --> 03:02:29,866
you know companies that can't get listed on nasdack

3084
03:02:29,866 --> 03:02:30,999
they don't have enough capital

3085
03:02:31,316 --> 03:02:32,349
their shares trade here

3086
03:02:32,350 --> 03:02:33,266
penny stocks

3087
03:02:33,550 --> 03:02:38,350
yeah this one aerotine is a really interesting aerotine

3088
03:02:38,350 --> 03:02:39,516
aerotine yeah

3089
03:02:40,200 --> 03:02:41,916
aerotine

3090
03:02:41,916 --> 03:02:42,999
aerotine yeah

3091
03:02:43,150 --> 03:02:44,833
very hot stock right now yeah

3092
03:02:45,116 --> 03:02:46,433
they're just a couple of brothers that are

3093
03:02:46,433 --> 03:02:48,199
making radar architectures out of their garage

3094
03:02:48,200 --> 03:02:49,400
they're out of debut maybe

3095
03:02:49,400 --> 03:02:50,633
it's microwaves i'm not sure

3096
03:02:50,633 --> 03:02:52,116
but you call the company's main line

3097
03:02:52,116 --> 03:02:54,633
their mom Dorothy answers and she is so sweet the company

3098
03:02:54,750 --> 03:02:55,916
i actually don't know what else

3099
03:02:55,916 --> 03:02:58,116
i don't know anything else about them i didn't that

3100
03:02:59,000 --> 03:03:00,150
sixth cents a share

3101
03:03:01,066 --> 03:03:01,866
come on

3102
03:03:02,316 --> 03:03:03,949
buys this crap well

3103
03:03:03,950 --> 03:03:04,633
i mean

3104
03:03:04,633 --> 03:03:07,916
honestly mostly schmucks that postmen there's always postmen

3105
03:03:08,516 --> 03:03:09,866
plumbers um

3106
03:03:09,916 --> 03:03:13,116
they see our ads in the back of a hustler and popular mechanics

3107
03:03:13,116 --> 03:03:15,749
and our ads actually say they can get rich quick

3108
03:03:16,266 --> 03:03:16,916
hustler

3109
03:03:16,916 --> 03:03:18,599
yeah you know the Gurley magazine

3110
03:03:18,600 --> 03:03:20,116
yeah nudi mag

3111
03:03:20,116 --> 03:03:20,716
a lot

3112
03:03:20,716 --> 03:03:21,349
yeah

3113
03:03:21,350 --> 03:03:23,066
we're helping them find its houses

3114
03:03:23,066 --> 03:03:25,999
we're helping them buy their wife and diamond ring a boat maybe

3115
03:03:26,233 --> 03:03:27,149
is this

3116
03:03:27,800 --> 03:03:30,350
stuff regulated are you guys what are you doing here

3117
03:03:33,233 --> 03:03:34,149
sort of

3118
03:03:34,633 --> 03:03:35,433
sort of

3119
03:03:37,666 --> 03:03:39,949
Jesus Christ this spread on these is huge

3120
03:03:39,950 --> 03:03:42,150
yeah and that's the point that's what's your name again

3121
03:03:42,233 --> 03:03:43,149
mine Jordan

3122
03:03:43,150 --> 03:03:45,666
belfort Jordan what do you get on a blue chip stop

3123
03:03:45,833 --> 03:03:48,916
i make one percent i did make one percent

3124
03:03:48,916 --> 03:03:50,399
pink sheets it's 50

3125
03:03:53,350 --> 03:03:54,550
it's 50 percent

3126
03:03:55,950 --> 03:03:58,466
fifty percent commission for what

3127
03:03:59,150 --> 03:04:01,116
it's our market for our services

3128
03:04:02,716 --> 03:04:06,266
so if i if i sell a stock at ten thousand dollars

3129
03:04:06,433 --> 03:04:08,349
my commission is five thousand bucks

3130
03:04:08,350 --> 03:04:10,716
if you sell ten thousand dollars worth of this stock

3131
03:04:10,716 --> 03:04:12,949
i will personally give you a blow job for free

3132
03:04:13,066 --> 03:04:13,866
哈哈哈

3133
03:04:13,916 --> 03:04:17,916
50% and i hope it happens我也想要50%的凑成

3134
03:04:18,666 --> 03:04:20,233
hello John how are you doing today

3135
03:04:20,550 --> 03:04:23,150
you mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back

3136
03:04:23,150 --> 03:04:25,466
requesting information on penny stocks that had

3137
03:04:25,466 --> 03:04:27,066
huge upside potential

3138
03:04:27,200 --> 03:04:29,716
with very little downside risks is that ring a bell

3139
03:04:30,800 --> 03:04:33,033
okay great a reason for the call today

3140
03:04:33,033 --> 03:04:36,716
John is something just came across my desk John

3141
03:04:36,750 --> 03:04:37,750
it is perhaps the

3142
03:04:37,750 --> 03:04:40,633
best thing i've seen in the last six months if you have 60

3143
03:04:40,633 --> 03:04:43,033
seconds i'd like to share the idea with you got a minute

3144
03:04:43,633 --> 03:04:44,666
name of the company

3145
03:04:44,666 --> 03:04:46,466
Aerotyne international

3146
03:04:46,466 --> 03:04:49,749
it is a cutting edge high Tech firm out of the Midwest等下

3147
03:04:49,750 --> 03:04:51,350
等下我刚才一直在想50%

3148
03:04:51,350 --> 03:04:52,950
我得我得我得重新看一下

3149
03:04:53,200 --> 03:04:54,466
我想看一下他的话术

3150
03:04:54,466 --> 03:04:55,466
called a few weeks back

3151
03:04:55,466 --> 03:04:57,799
requesting information on Penny stocks that had

3152
03:04:57,800 --> 03:04:59,400
huge upside potential

3153
03:04:59,516 --> 03:05:02,033
with very little downside wrists i ring a bell

3154
03:05:03,116 --> 03:05:05,949
okay great a reason for the call today John is

3155
03:05:06,433 --> 03:05:09,033
something just came across my desk John

3156
03:05:09,066 --> 03:05:10,066
it is perhaps the

3157
03:05:10,066 --> 03:05:12,949
best thing i've seen in the last six months if you have 60

3158
03:05:12,950 --> 03:05:15,350
seconds i'd like to share the idea with you you got a minute

3159
03:05:15,950 --> 03:05:17,000
name of the company

3160
03:05:17,000 --> 03:05:20,516
aerotyne international it is a cutting edge high

3161
03:05:20,516 --> 03:05:22,266
tech firm out of the Midwest

3162
03:05:22,466 --> 03:05:23,666
of being an imminent

3163
03:05:23,716 --> 03:05:24,916
patent approval on the

3164
03:05:24,916 --> 03:05:27,349
next generation of radar detectors that have

3165
03:05:27,600 --> 03:05:31,350
huge military and solian applications now

3166
03:05:31,600 --> 03:05:32,150
right now

3167
03:05:32,150 --> 03:05:35,350
Johnthe stock trades over the counter ten cents a share

3168
03:05:35,350 --> 03:05:36,000
and by the way

3169
03:05:36,000 --> 03:05:36,516
John

3170
03:05:36,516 --> 03:05:39,749
our analyst indicated could go a heck of a lot higher than that

3171
03:05:40,116 --> 03:05:41,833
your profit on a me a 6

3172
03:05:42,200 --> 03:05:46,233
000 dollar investment would be upwards of 60 000 dollars

3173
03:05:46,600 --> 03:05:49,466
that's my mortgage man exactly you could pay off your mortgage

3174
03:05:50,833 --> 03:05:54,033
John one thing i can promise you even in this market

3175
03:05:54,350 --> 03:05:57,200
is that i never ask my clients who judge me on my winners

3176
03:05:57,750 --> 03:06:01,116
i ask them to judge me on my losers because i have so few

3177
03:06:01,633 --> 03:06:03,116
and in the case of aratine

3178
03:06:03,150 --> 03:06:05,433
based on every technical factor out there

3179
03:06:05,433 --> 03:06:05,833
John

3180
03:06:05,833 --> 03:06:09,066
we are looking at a grand SLAM但是我还是觉得

3181
03:06:09,600 --> 03:06:11,550
okay let's do it i'll do

3182
03:06:11,866 --> 03:06:14,233
four thousand that'd be forty thousand shares John

3183
03:06:14,400 --> 03:06:15,516
let me lock in that trade

3184
03:06:15,516 --> 03:06:17,266
right now and get back to with my secretary

3185
03:06:17,266 --> 03:06:18,916
with an exact confirmation sound good

3186
03:06:18,916 --> 03:06:21,266
John great hey John

3187
03:06:21,433 --> 03:06:23,399
thank you for your vote of confidence and

3188
03:06:23,916 --> 03:06:25,599
welcome to the investor's senate

3189
03:06:26,433 --> 03:06:28,116
不是但是我说实话

3190
03:06:28,116 --> 03:06:29,916
现实生活中也不可能这么顺利的

3191
03:06:29,916 --> 03:06:31,199
你们有觉得吗

3192
03:06:31,433 --> 03:06:32,716
还你怎么会忽悠

3193
03:06:32,716 --> 03:06:34,266
也不可能这么顺利的啊

3194
03:06:34,266 --> 03:06:35,066
你们觉得呢

3195
03:06:35,066 --> 03:06:37,116
快来讨论一下我们现在是差大吗

3196
03:06:39,466 --> 03:06:41,666
我真的觉得不可能有这么顺利啊

3197
03:06:43,400 --> 03:06:44,666
嗯哎

3198
03:06:48,000 --> 03:06:48,866
4,000股

3199
03:06:49,633 --> 03:06:52,149
意思是4,000股他就能赚2,000美

3200
03:06:52,150 --> 03:06:55,066
元那剩下的那那个人投了4,000股

3201
03:06:55,066 --> 03:06:56,349
他怎么办呢

3202
03:06:56,833 --> 03:06:57,999
我有点没想明白

3203
03:06:58,000 --> 03:07:01,316
这个4,000意思是那个人投了4,000美元

3204
03:07:01,316 --> 03:07:04,749
然后他就他就能抽到2,000美元是吗

3205
03:07:05,033 --> 03:07:05,433
不是

3206
03:07:05,433 --> 03:07:08,916
那剩下2,000美元那个人发现不了吗

3207
03:07:10,350 --> 03:07:11,466
你是蠢到肚子去了是吗

3208
03:07:11,466 --> 03:07:14,266
那我不太明白我没我不知道这个

3209
03:07:18,433 --> 03:07:20,149
不是这个人只买到了

3210
03:07:20,600 --> 03:07:24,266
呃2万只股票他自己发现不了吗

3211
03:07:24,833 --> 03:07:25,749
好奇怪

3212
03:07:26,466 --> 03:07:27,266
bye bye

3213
03:07:28,550 --> 03:07:29,550
太牛了

3214
03:07:31,200 --> 03:07:32,833
how'd you fucking do that

3215
03:07:35,233 --> 03:07:37,349
just like that i made two grand

3216
03:07:37,750 --> 03:07:40,600
the other guys looked at me like i just discovered fire

3217
03:07:41,866 --> 03:07:45,516
wait even better i was selling garbage to garbagemen

3218
03:07:45,516 --> 03:07:46,833
and making cash hand

3219
03:07:46,833 --> 03:07:47,799
over fists yeah

3220
03:07:48,200 --> 03:07:49,800
the other guys looked at me like i

3221
03:07:50,466 --> 03:07:51,749
我再看看你们说的

3222
03:07:52,266 --> 03:07:53,466
不拿出来谁知道赚钱亏钱

3223
03:07:53,466 --> 03:07:55,666
但是他买了多少股他都不知道吗

3224
03:07:56,150 --> 03:07:57,600
这不是纯欺诈吗

3225
03:07:57,600 --> 03:07:58,633
但是我感觉

3226
03:08:01,033 --> 03:08:02,433
just discovered fire

3227
03:08:03,833 --> 03:08:04,633
wait

3228
03:08:04,666 --> 03:08:05,866
even better i was selling

3229
03:08:05,866 --> 03:08:09,199
garbage to garbagemen and making cash hand over fists

3230
03:08:09,200 --> 03:08:11,666
the only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more

3231
03:08:12,600 --> 03:08:15,550
boom shock so i was selling them shit where go

3232
03:08:16,800 --> 03:08:17,150
你

3233
03:08:17,150 --> 03:08:19,350
我不知道是不是我没传达出我的意思

3234
03:08:24,233 --> 03:08:25,799
反正都是手续费吗

3235
03:08:25,916 --> 03:08:27,349
我还是有点没明白

3236
03:08:28,266 --> 03:08:29,266
就是他

3237
03:08:30,433 --> 03:08:31,999
就是那个人要买四

3238
03:08:32,400 --> 03:08:35,200
就是他花了4,000美元能买到4万股吗

3239
03:08:35,233 --> 03:08:38,433
那他要凑足两两千美美元的话

3240
03:08:40,200 --> 03:08:41,633
自己查不到吗

3241
03:08:43,633 --> 03:08:47,033
啊那这真的是纯诈骗啊

3242
03:08:47,466 --> 03:08:49,149
那这真的是纯诈骗啊

3243
03:08:49,150 --> 03:08:50,400
the way i looked at it

3244
03:08:50,466 --> 03:08:52,633
their money was better off in my pocket

3245
03:08:52,716 --> 03:08:55,033
i knew how to spend it better wow

3246
03:08:55,033 --> 03:08:55,866
excuse me

3247
03:08:56,316 --> 03:08:58,433
it's actually calling a lotyeah

3248
03:08:59,233 --> 03:09:00,666
that's nice right thanks man

3249
03:09:01,033 --> 03:09:01,833
count the azore

3250
03:09:02,116 --> 03:09:03,516
hey Jordan belfort

3251
03:09:03,516 --> 03:09:04,316
nice to meet you

3252
03:09:04,633 --> 03:09:07,749
you know actually i see that car around i see it around a lot

3253
03:09:08,000 --> 03:09:09,950
yeah i think we live in the same building

3254
03:09:10,200 --> 03:09:11,433
oh shit yeah yeah

3255
03:09:11,433 --> 03:09:14,033
twelve floor yeah what flow you want fourth floor

3256
03:09:14,433 --> 03:09:16,233
it's a little kids right ugly wife

3257
03:09:18,233 --> 03:09:19,149
what do you do bro

3258
03:09:20,916 --> 03:09:22,599
what do you mean what do i do for work

3259
03:09:22,600 --> 03:09:23,400
what do you do

3260
03:09:23,666 --> 03:09:26,599
i'm a stockbroker stock broken hell

3261
03:09:27,316 --> 03:09:28,349
children's furniture

3262
03:09:28,400 --> 03:09:30,400
i'm good for you it's alright

3263
03:09:31,550 --> 03:09:32,433
let go out money

3264
03:09:33,833 --> 03:09:34,549
你进来了

3265
03:09:34,550 --> 03:09:35,716
you are right for myself

3266
03:09:35,800 --> 03:09:38,866
i'm trying to put it together you got your fucking nice car

3267
03:09:38,916 --> 03:09:40,716
you live in the same build on just i'm not

3268
03:09:41,233 --> 03:09:43,066
i understand how much money you make

3269
03:09:44,716 --> 03:09:46,999
i don't know seventy thousand last month

3270
03:09:47,466 --> 03:09:48,433
the fuck

3271
03:09:49,150 --> 03:09:49,800
the fuck

3272
03:09:49,800 --> 03:09:50,600
i

3273
03:09:50,716 --> 03:09:51,666
i'm serious

3274
03:09:51,750 --> 03:09:53,000
yeah no i'm serious too

3275
03:09:53,350 --> 03:09:54,750
seriously how much money you make

3276
03:09:55,750 --> 03:09:56,600
i told you

3277
03:09:56,600 --> 03:09:57,866
我也想赚这么多啊

3278
03:09:57,866 --> 03:09:59,199
well technically

3279
03:09:59,633 --> 03:10:02,116
72 thousand last month something like that

3280
03:10:03,266 --> 03:10:04,599
you may seventy two grand in one

3281
03:10:04,600 --> 03:10:06,066
one yeah

3282
03:10:11,033 --> 03:10:11,833
i tell you what

3283
03:10:13,433 --> 03:10:13,916
you showed me

3284
03:10:13,916 --> 03:10:15,633
a paced up for seventy two thousand dollars on

3285
03:10:15,633 --> 03:10:17,549
and i quit my job right now and i work for you

3286
03:10:17,916 --> 03:10:20,999
my baby my baby

3287
03:10:21,150 --> 03:10:23,033
他有什么必要给他看呢

3288
03:10:23,266 --> 03:10:25,033
他有这个工作能力吗

3289
03:10:25,433 --> 03:10:26,799
hey Polly what's up

3290
03:10:27,433 --> 03:10:30,199
no yeah you're not everything's fine hey listen i quit

3291
03:10:30,433 --> 03:10:31,833
and he did quit his job

3292
03:10:32,516 --> 03:10:33,666
which i thought was a little weird

3293
03:10:33,666 --> 03:10:35,999
i mean i just met this fucking guy don't fucking

3294
03:10:36,000 --> 03:10:38,466
tell Susan son of a business no other things about him

3295
03:10:38,466 --> 03:10:40,866
too like his phosphorescent white teeth

3296
03:10:41,000 --> 03:10:42,150
i got a fucking deal with your wife

3297
03:10:42,150 --> 03:10:45,116
in fact that he wore horn rooms with clear lenses just to look

3298
03:10:45,116 --> 03:10:46,116
more waspy

3299
03:10:46,600 --> 03:10:49,516
then there were these rumors

3300
03:10:49,916 --> 03:10:52,199
i had some stupid shit i don't know

3301
03:10:52,316 --> 03:10:55,516
okay i didn't want to bring it out it's just a little stupid

3302
03:10:55,716 --> 03:10:56,516
shit with me

3303
03:10:56,516 --> 03:10:57,149
you know

3304
03:10:57,150 --> 03:11:00,833
people say shit i don't know i don't even listen to a half time

3305
03:11:01,866 --> 03:11:02,716
what do i say

3306
03:11:04,316 --> 03:11:06,716
that shit about you and your cousin or something like that

3307
03:11:06,716 --> 03:11:08,716
i don't even listen to it it doesn't even know

3308
03:11:08,716 --> 03:11:10,316
it's not like that no

3309
03:11:10,350 --> 03:11:11,466
it's not like that

3310
03:11:11,466 --> 03:11:14,349
i mean like married your cousin or some stupid shit no

3311
03:11:15,666 --> 03:11:16,916
yeah my wife yeah

3312
03:11:16,950 --> 03:11:18,666
my wife is my cousin or whatever

3313
03:11:18,666 --> 03:11:21,316
but it's not like what you think whatever you know

3314
03:11:21,316 --> 03:11:23,833
is she like first cousin is she yeah

3315
03:11:23,833 --> 03:11:24,033
no

3316
03:11:24,033 --> 03:11:26,466
she you know her her father

3317
03:11:27,516 --> 03:11:29,399
is the is the brother my mom

3318
03:11:30,116 --> 03:11:32,466
it's not like you know what we grew up together

3319
03:11:32,750 --> 03:11:34,866
and she grew up you know she fucking

3320
03:11:34,866 --> 03:11:37,033
grew up on all my friends are trying to fuck you know

3321
03:11:37,033 --> 03:11:38,916
and i was i'm not gonna let someone

3322
03:11:39,200 --> 03:11:41,033
you know one of these assholes fuck my cousin

3323
03:11:41,033 --> 03:11:43,399
so you know i use the cousin thing is like really

3324
03:11:44,233 --> 03:11:45,349
i'm not gonna let

3325
03:11:45,666 --> 03:11:47,999
someone else fuck my cousin you know if anyone's gonna

3326
03:11:48,000 --> 03:11:48,600
fuck my cousin

3327
03:11:48,600 --> 03:11:50,750
it's gonna beme out of respect you know

3328
03:11:50,750 --> 03:11:51,916
no i get it yeah yeah

3329
03:11:51,916 --> 03:11:54,149
i mean you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing right

3330
03:11:54,150 --> 03:11:55,350
like the whole kids right

3331
03:11:55,400 --> 03:11:57,550
yeah now we have two kids and

3332
03:11:57,750 --> 03:11:59,916
i mean i don't mean i don't want to get personal anything

3333
03:12:01,150 --> 03:12:02,716
美国到现在也不近吗

3334
03:12:03,033 --> 03:12:04,799
but there's a big chance right

3335
03:12:05,666 --> 03:12:07,799
yeah there's like a 60 percent you know

3336
03:12:08,116 --> 03:12:10,599
65 percent chance kids gonna be fucking retarded

3337
03:12:12,316 --> 03:12:14,799
i look man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk

3338
03:12:14,800 --> 03:12:15,833
whether you fucking

3339
03:12:15,833 --> 03:12:16,833
cousins or not what

3340
03:12:16,833 --> 03:12:17,799
if you i mean what

3341
03:12:17,800 --> 03:12:19,033
if something like that happened

3342
03:12:19,316 --> 03:12:21,116
i basically you know if the kid was retarded

3343
03:12:21,116 --> 03:12:24,116
i would iwould you know drive it up to the country

3344
03:12:24,433 --> 03:12:25,516
and just like you know

3345
03:12:25,516 --> 03:12:27,033
open the door and let us say you're free now

3346
03:12:27,033 --> 03:12:28,233
you know like i'm free

3347
03:12:39,066 --> 03:12:40,066
that's horrible

3348
03:12:40,350 --> 03:12:42,433
no you look like no

3349
03:12:42,516 --> 03:12:44,516
we would take it to like an institution or some

3350
03:12:44,516 --> 03:12:45,949
way that's handled to like you know

3351
03:12:45,950 --> 03:12:47,400
race the kid or whatever

3352
03:12:47,800 --> 03:12:49,916
you know what if you're happy god bless you buddy

3353
03:12:50,000 --> 03:12:51,150
no i'm not fucking happy

3354
03:12:51,150 --> 03:12:55,033
no one is married as fucking happy i'm sorry to hear that buddy

3355
03:12:55,350 --> 03:12:57,000
listen i'm really you know

3356
03:12:57,316 --> 03:12:59,916
i'm really appreciated for this fucking job done

3357
03:12:59,916 --> 03:13:01,633
i'm really enjoying really happy

3358
03:13:01,633 --> 03:13:04,749
what you doing actually i i got you a little present

3359
03:13:04,950 --> 03:13:07,833
you got me a present i got you something it's sweet

3360
03:13:08,000 --> 03:13:08,950
it's in the back though

3361
03:13:09,916 --> 03:13:10,716
what do you

3362
03:13:12,200 --> 03:13:15,066
think it's wrapped up or something it's wrapped up for that

3363
03:13:15,750 --> 03:13:17,633
i don't get it either do i this fucking go

3364
03:13:17,750 --> 03:13:18,316
on

3365
03:13:18,316 --> 03:13:21,949
you reach frank's best odorbody we're clothes right now

3366
03:13:21,950 --> 03:13:23,950
so please leave us a message

3367
03:13:24,233 --> 03:13:26,033
hello my name is Jordan belfort

3368
03:13:26,266 --> 03:13:29,466
my partner and i are very interested in renting i can arrive

3369
03:13:29,550 --> 03:13:31,633
Donny and i were going out on our own

3370
03:13:32,000 --> 03:13:34,316
and the first thing we needed was brokers

3371
03:13:34,466 --> 03:13:36,349
guys with sales experience

3372
03:13:36,400 --> 03:13:39,316
so i recruited some of my hometown boys c Otter

3373
03:13:39,466 --> 03:13:40,516
who sold那捡了吗

3374
03:13:40,516 --> 03:13:41,316
我走了

3375
03:13:41,833 --> 03:13:44,199
不是我还有一个疑问他说的是真的吗

3376
03:13:44,200 --> 03:13:45,916
美国不近近亲吗

3377
03:13:49,833 --> 03:13:51,599
是美国不进那种吗

3378
03:13:52,316 --> 03:13:54,199
表表表表

3379
03:13:54,866 --> 03:13:57,233
不是很大几率生出畸形儿吗

3380
03:13:57,233 --> 03:13:59,866
好奇怪好好神奇啊

3381
03:14:00,950 --> 03:14:03,950
我看看是2020分的样子

3382
03:14:11,200 --> 03:14:14,350
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

3383
03:14:18,200 --> 03:14:19,600
wait even's better

3384
03:14:22,950 --> 03:14:26,350
my job right now and i work for you哎呀你好肥啊

3385
03:14:26,916 --> 03:14:28,149
啊真生气

3386
03:14:36,233 --> 03:14:37,199
看看啊

3387
03:14:37,350 --> 03:14:38,516
i'm not Gonna let

3388
03:14:38,750 --> 03:14:41,316
someone else Fuck my cousin you know if anyone's Gonna Fuck

3389
03:14:41,316 --> 03:14:42,233
等下忘记关了

3390
03:14:43,950 --> 03:14:46,466
no i get it yeah yeah i mean you're not afraid of like the whole

3391
03:14:46,466 --> 03:14:47,316
你是不是有毛病

3392
03:14:47,316 --> 03:14:48,999
like the whole kids yeah

3393
03:14:50,866 --> 03:14:52,916
i mean i don't want to get personally

3394
03:14:53,666 --> 03:14:56,033
okay no they're not retarded anything like that

3395
03:14:56,200 --> 03:14:57,950
but there's a big chance right

3396
03:14:59,116 --> 03:15:01,466
cousins or not what would if you drive it up

3397
03:15:06,666 --> 03:15:07,716
被他整的高血

3398
03:15:07,716 --> 03:15:10,599
压了啊你们还能听到我声音吧

3399
03:15:13,233 --> 03:15:14,266
god bless you buddy

3400
03:15:52,716 --> 03:15:54,633
太太霸道了

3401
03:15:55,716 --> 03:15:57,349
啊啊啊

3402
03:16:01,916 --> 03:16:03,349
正常飞叶子

3403
03:16:04,233 --> 03:16:05,033
哇

3404
03:16:06,316 --> 03:16:07,633
哈哈哈

3405
03:16:08,400 --> 03:16:09,200
哇

3406
03:16:11,433 --> 03:16:13,549
我不知道他们抽的是哪一种

3407
03:16:15,266 --> 03:16:16,233
we gotta get out of here

3408
03:16:17,433 --> 03:16:18,233
we gotta get out of here

3409
03:16:18,233 --> 03:16:19,716
let's go fucking run

3410
03:16:20,033 --> 03:16:23,466
let's run like we're fucking lions your tigers can bend

3411
03:16:24,950 --> 03:16:26,266
it's fucking run

3412
03:16:29,066 --> 03:16:29,866
OK

3413
03:16:30,150 --> 03:16:32,033
我有点不太明白他为什么要跟这个人

3414
03:16:32,033 --> 03:16:34,516
这个人看起来工作能力不是很强啊

3415
03:16:34,516 --> 03:16:37,033
他为什么就认可了这个人呢

3416
03:16:37,150 --> 03:16:39,000
而且他竟然还跟近亲结婚

3417
03:16:39,000 --> 03:16:40,633
然后还还那个什么

3418
03:16:40,866 --> 03:16:41,916
还搞这些

3419
03:16:41,916 --> 03:16:44,716
他为什么就看上了这个人跟他合伙呢

3420
03:16:44,866 --> 03:16:47,549
没看出来他有啥很强的工作能力啊

3421
03:16:47,916 --> 03:16:48,716
and weed

3422
03:16:48,750 --> 03:16:51,600
and Robbie who spoiled anything he could get his hands on

3423
03:16:51,833 --> 03:16:52,799
mostly weed

3424
03:16:55,316 --> 03:16:56,033
okay

3425
03:16:56,033 --> 03:16:58,949
this is Brad and brad's the guy i really wanted

3426
03:16:59,116 --> 03:17:00,316
he didn't go along with us

3427
03:17:00,316 --> 03:17:01,233
he was already making

3428
03:17:01,233 --> 03:17:04,066
so much money selling quailudes he'd become the quailude

3429
03:17:04,066 --> 03:17:05,866
我那个时候就有蛋白粉卖啊

3430
03:17:05,866 --> 03:17:07,199
pussy what i think of what yeah

3431
03:17:07,200 --> 03:17:08,000
man of course

3432
03:17:08,000 --> 03:17:09,950
bring some of them chicks around here sometime huh

3433
03:17:10,150 --> 03:17:10,950
little much

3434
03:17:11,433 --> 03:17:12,233
little much

3435
03:17:12,466 --> 03:17:13,266
okay

3436
03:17:13,666 --> 03:17:14,466
hey zip

3437
03:17:15,400 --> 03:17:16,033
tell your sister

3438
03:17:16,033 --> 03:17:17,316
i was asking about it

3439
03:17:17,433 --> 03:17:18,916
would you bring me a pair of her panties

3440
03:17:18,916 --> 03:17:20,116
next time you come through

3441
03:17:20,716 --> 03:17:23,233
yeah man she didn't want to talk to you anymore man

3442
03:17:23,550 --> 03:17:24,833
what the fuck addy

3443
03:17:26,200 --> 03:17:27,600
am i we got chicken or what

3444
03:17:28,950 --> 03:17:29,750
妈

3445
03:17:29,866 --> 03:17:30,633
是吗

3446
03:17:30,633 --> 03:17:32,866
you listening it's easier than you think

3447
03:17:32,866 --> 03:17:35,433
every person you're on the phone with they want to get rich and

3448
03:17:35,433 --> 03:17:36,916
they want to get rich quickly

3449
03:17:36,916 --> 03:17:38,266
they don't want something for nothing there was

3450
03:17:38,266 --> 03:17:39,599
just one time that i was selling

3451
03:17:39,600 --> 03:17:40,316
pots to the same

3452
03:17:40,316 --> 03:17:40,749
studio you know

3453
03:17:40,750 --> 03:17:42,150
those guys you got like the beard

3454
03:17:42,150 --> 03:17:43,550
with like no Mustache or something

3455
03:17:43,550 --> 03:17:46,116
他赚那么多钱谁请收你不高啊

3456
03:17:46,116 --> 03:17:49,349
他给我看to make furniture7万块钱的工资单

3457
03:17:49,350 --> 03:17:50,666
而且还有乘以6

3458
03:17:50,800 --> 03:17:52,800
我也马上就就跟他干了

3459
03:17:53,350 --> 03:17:54,800
i'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing

3460
03:17:54,800 --> 03:17:57,950
but you just said that everybody wants to get rich

3461
03:17:58,433 --> 03:18:00,833
holy Fuck you did just say that you say that

3462
03:18:01,866 --> 03:18:03,199
what the fuck are you talking about

3463
03:18:03,200 --> 03:18:04,266
yeah like Buddhists

3464
03:18:04,266 --> 03:18:06,266
they don't give a shit about money they're wrapped in sheets

3465
03:18:06,266 --> 03:18:07,316
they're not buying shit

3466
03:18:07,316 --> 03:18:09,266
i'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish

3467
03:18:09,266 --> 03:18:12,149
i'm talking about normal people working class everyday people

3468
03:18:12,150 --> 03:18:13,950
everyone wants to get rich am i crazy

3469
03:18:13,950 --> 03:18:16,433
there's no such thing as Amish Buddhism pretty fucking shit no

3470
03:18:16,433 --> 03:18:17,266
i need a Cuba

3471
03:18:20,066 --> 03:18:21,349
you guys not wanna make money

3472
03:18:22,950 --> 03:18:25,516
i don't wanna make some fucking money okay i could sell anything

3473
03:18:25,866 --> 03:18:28,033
should i could sell loose to a convent full of none to get them

3474
03:18:28,033 --> 03:18:29,033
so horny

3475
03:18:30,000 --> 03:18:31,800
that's the attitude you can sell anything

3476
03:18:31,800 --> 03:18:33,350
so sell me this fucking pen right

3477
03:18:33,350 --> 03:18:35,666
you can sell anything sell that这个我好像看过

3478
03:18:36,666 --> 03:18:37,233
这一点点

3479
03:18:37,233 --> 03:18:39,149
can i finish eating first i needed today

3480
03:18:39,466 --> 03:18:43,266
Brad somehow it's done boom sell me that pen watch go on

3481
03:18:43,316 --> 03:18:44,633
let me sell this fucking pen

3482
03:18:44,633 --> 03:18:45,633
that's my boy right there

3483
03:18:45,633 --> 03:18:48,233
this pen fucking sell anything why'd you do me a favor

3484
03:18:48,233 --> 03:18:49,916
why'd you name down that napkin for me

3485
03:18:50,433 --> 03:18:53,399
i don't have a pen exactly supplying the man like he's

3486
03:18:53,666 --> 03:18:54,749
saying he's creating

3487
03:18:54,833 --> 03:18:57,516
urgency for getting to want to buy the style answer

3488
03:18:57,516 --> 03:18:59,233
it's something that they need you know what

3489
03:18:59,350 --> 03:19:00,150
that's a thing

3490
03:19:00,600 --> 03:19:02,150
all nuns are lesbians

3491
03:19:02,433 --> 03:19:03,949
Fuck the Fuck you talking about

3492
03:19:03,950 --> 03:19:06,516
Otter think about they can't keep a dude so they gotta start

3493
03:19:07,266 --> 03:19:07,666
a few

3494
03:19:07,666 --> 03:19:12,116
times give me four times he's not with us she runs look

3495
03:19:12,116 --> 03:19:15,116
i knew these guys weren't like Harvard Mbas

3496
03:19:15,233 --> 03:19:16,266
Robbie Fineberg

3497
03:19:16,266 --> 03:19:18,866
the pinhead took five years怎么感觉这么弱智

3498
03:19:18,866 --> 03:19:20,999
啊他们holding cuff for bird to see Otter

3499
03:19:21,000 --> 03:19:24,200
didn't even graduate smartest of the bunch was a Nicky Costco

3500
03:19:24,400 --> 03:19:26,116
he actually went to law school

3501
03:19:26,150 --> 03:19:29,633
i called him rug rat because of his piece of shit hairpiece

3502
03:19:29,716 --> 03:19:32,866
still give them to me young hungry and stupid

3503
03:19:33,116 --> 03:19:34,266
and in no time

3504
03:19:34,516 --> 03:19:36,116
i'll make them rich

3505
03:19:38,066 --> 03:19:39,399
oh my god

3506
03:19:40,033 --> 03:19:41,116
why didn't that

3507
03:19:41,150 --> 03:19:42,033
you like it baby

3508
03:19:42,033 --> 03:19:44,316
that's Yo my that's beautiful

3509
03:19:45,000 --> 03:19:46,666
they're not the biggest stones in the world

3510
03:19:46,666 --> 03:19:49,633
but i promise they're really high quality it's beautiful i don't

3511
03:19:50,000 --> 03:19:51,866
他老婆是不是出轨了it's beautiful

3512
03:19:52,833 --> 03:19:54,799
oh boy或者要跟他离婚了what

3513
03:19:55,233 --> 03:19:56,316
i know that look

3514
03:19:57,116 --> 03:19:58,033
what is it good

3515
03:19:58,066 --> 03:19:59,149
i don't know it's you know

3516
03:20:00,066 --> 03:20:04,466
these stocks that these companies they're like crappy companies

3517
03:20:04,516 --> 03:20:04,799
well

3518
03:20:04,800 --> 03:20:05,516
yeah

3519
03:20:05,516 --> 03:20:06,149
okay

3520
03:20:06,150 --> 03:20:07,200
yeah they're terrible

3521
03:20:08,066 --> 03:20:10,916
don't worry about i told you what i'm doing is completely

3522
03:20:11,033 --> 03:20:13,999
yeah no but they're not gonna make anyone money though right

3523
03:20:15,150 --> 03:20:15,466
well

3524
03:20:15,466 --> 03:20:18,399
sometimes they do sometimes they don't you know how it goes

3525
03:20:18,916 --> 03:20:19,949
but when you feel better

3526
03:20:19,950 --> 03:20:21,266
if you sold that stuff to rich

3527
03:20:21,266 --> 03:20:23,316
people who can afford to lose all that money

3528
03:20:25,516 --> 03:20:26,433
of course

3529
03:20:27,633 --> 03:20:31,349
but rich people don't buy penny stocks i just don't

3530
03:20:32,033 --> 03:20:32,833
why not

3531
03:20:35,516 --> 03:20:37,233
butbecause they're too smart

3532
03:20:37,466 --> 03:20:40,799
that's why not i mean one person with a college education which

3533
03:20:40,800 --> 03:20:43,516
有的钱善良的人是赚不了的

3534
03:20:44,150 --> 03:20:46,400
i got five fucking grand on the pole right now hey

3535
03:20:46,716 --> 03:20:49,599
but what if they didn't sound like a bunch of jerk offs

3536
03:20:49,716 --> 03:20:53,066
what if i could teach them how to sell the people with money

3537
03:20:53,316 --> 03:20:54,516
real money

3538
03:20:55,266 --> 03:20:58,349
so i decided to reinvent the company gentlemen

3539
03:20:58,833 --> 03:21:02,666
welcome to stratton okmont

3540
03:21:02,716 --> 03:21:05,349
you schnooks will now be targeting the wealthiest

3541
03:21:05,466 --> 03:21:09,833
one percent of Americans talking about wales here

3542
03:21:09,916 --> 03:21:11,516
Moby fucking dicks

3543
03:21:11,550 --> 03:21:15,400
and with this script which is now your new harpoon

3544
03:21:16,116 --> 03:21:19,349
i'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be captain

3545
03:21:19,516 --> 03:21:21,799
fucking ahab get it

3546
03:21:22,116 --> 03:21:23,633
huh captain who

3547
03:21:24,066 --> 03:21:25,666
captain ahab from the fucking

3548
03:21:27,233 --> 03:21:29,149
from the book motherfucker from the book

3549
03:21:29,200 --> 03:21:31,550
turn your fucking drain on fuck you

3550
03:21:32,150 --> 03:21:35,600
listening we're a new company with a new name

3551
03:21:35,750 --> 03:21:38,716
a company that our clients can believe in

3552
03:21:39,400 --> 03:21:41,750
a company that our clients can trust

3553
03:21:42,233 --> 03:21:46,599
a firm whose roots are so deeply embedded into Wall Street

3554
03:21:46,666 --> 03:21:48,466
that our very founders

3555
03:21:48,666 --> 03:21:50,266
sailed over on the mayflower

3556
03:21:50,266 --> 03:21:52,199
and chiseled the name stratton okmont

3557
03:21:52,200 --> 03:21:53,000
right into place

3558
03:21:53,866 --> 03:21:55,349
rock you got it

3559
03:21:56,550 --> 03:21:57,833
what we're gonna do is this

3560
03:21:58,200 --> 03:21:59,866
first we pitch him Disney

3561
03:21:59,866 --> 03:22:01,466
a tnt ibm

3562
03:22:01,516 --> 03:22:05,399
blue chip stocks exclusively companies these people know

3563
03:22:05,950 --> 03:22:09,833
once we've suckered them in we unload the dog shit

3564
03:22:09,866 --> 03:22:10,916
the pink sheets

3565
03:22:10,916 --> 03:22:13,516
the penny stocks where we make the money

3566
03:22:13,633 --> 03:22:15,666
fifty percent commission baby

3567
03:22:16,266 --> 03:22:18,599
now the key to making money in a situation like他

3568
03:22:18,600 --> 03:22:19,266
好良心哦

3569
03:22:19,266 --> 03:22:22,399
他出来单杠竟然还给他们50%的佣金

3570
03:22:22,433 --> 03:22:24,916
by the time you read about it in the Wall Street journal

3571
03:22:24,950 --> 03:22:27,116
it's already too late

3572
03:22:27,466 --> 03:22:28,433
and you wait

3573
03:22:29,400 --> 03:22:33,116
you wait and whoever speaks first loses

3574
03:22:35,350 --> 03:22:36,150
sorry

3575
03:22:36,833 --> 03:22:38,833
i appreciate the call i really

3576
03:22:38,916 --> 03:22:42,116
have to give this some thought and talk to my wife about it

3577
03:22:42,466 --> 03:22:43,199
can i call you back

3578
03:22:43,200 --> 03:22:44,033
they don't know right

3579
03:22:44,033 --> 03:22:44,949
they gotta think about it

3580
03:22:44,950 --> 03:22:47,433
they gotta talk to the fucking wives or the fucking tooth fairy

3581
03:22:47,516 --> 03:22:48,666
point is doesn't matter what the fuck

3582
03:22:48,666 --> 03:22:50,799
they say the only real objection that they have

3583
03:22:50,800 --> 03:22:52,400
is that they don't trust you guys

3584
03:22:53,033 --> 03:22:54,033
why should they trust you

3585
03:22:54,033 --> 03:22:54,266
i mean

3586
03:22:54,266 --> 03:22:56,866
look at you you're a bunch of fucking sleazy salesman right

3587
03:22:57,716 --> 03:23:00,199
so what do you say i mean to tell me that

3588
03:23:00,200 --> 03:23:02,400
if i put you in at unicarbide at a seven

3589
03:23:02,400 --> 03:23:05,150
it took you out at thirty two Texas instruments at eleven

3590
03:23:05,150 --> 03:23:07,866
and took you out at forty seven you at steal at sixteen

3591
03:23:07,866 --> 03:23:10,199
took you out at forty one you wouldn't be saying to me right now

3592
03:23:10,200 --> 03:23:11,000
Chester

3593
03:23:11,000 --> 03:23:13,866
pick me up a few thousand shares of dizzy on the spot right now

3594
03:23:13,866 --> 03:23:16,266
come on we honestly Kevin honestly seriously

3595
03:23:16,516 --> 03:23:19,316
i i don't know you you you cold called me

3596
03:23:19,866 --> 03:23:22,149
i am a complete agreement with you you don't know me

3597
03:23:22,150 --> 03:23:23,116
i don't know you

3598
03:23:23,116 --> 03:23:25,633
to introduce myself to you my name is old Hufferberg

3599
03:23:25,633 --> 03:23:26,349
Robbie fineberg

3600
03:23:26,350 --> 03:23:27,950
Chester mang i'm seeing your vice

3601
03:23:27,950 --> 03:23:31,200
president shreddin oakmont and i plan on being one of the top

3602
03:23:31,233 --> 03:23:32,599
brokers of my firm next year

3603
03:23:32,600 --> 03:23:34,600
and i'm not gonna get there by being wrong Stan

3604
03:23:34,600 --> 03:23:35,516
you want to say that

3605
03:23:35,666 --> 03:23:36,599
you sound like a

3606
03:23:37,400 --> 03:23:38,866
sound like a princess you're a guy

3607
03:23:39,000 --> 03:23:41,466
it's not gonna make you rich and it's not gonna make you poor

3608
03:23:41,466 --> 03:23:43,033
but what this trade will do

3609
03:23:43,066 --> 03:23:45,716
is serve as a benchmark for future business

3610
03:23:45,716 --> 03:23:47,199
Kevin you feel comfortable with me now

3611
03:23:47,200 --> 03:23:48,916
Scott and then you'll know for sure

3612
03:23:49,150 --> 03:23:52,116
that you finally found a broker on Wall Street that you can

3613
03:23:52,116 --> 03:23:56,999
trust and who can consistently make you money

3614
03:23:57,233 --> 03:23:58,666
sound fair enough no

3615
03:23:59,033 --> 03:23:59,833
yeah

3616
03:24:00,833 --> 03:24:02,549
i guess i'm pretty impressed

3617
03:24:03,433 --> 03:24:04,233
what do you

3618
03:24:04,550 --> 03:24:05,633
i know what do you think

3619
03:24:05,633 --> 03:24:06,433
i'm Kevin

3620
03:24:07,666 --> 03:24:11,716
you give me one shot here on a blue chip stock like kodak

3621
03:24:12,150 --> 03:24:16,666
and believe me Kevin the only problem you're gonna have

3622
03:24:17,266 --> 03:24:18,033
is that you did

3623
03:24:18,033 --> 03:24:19,866
好怕别人听到啊

3624
03:24:19,866 --> 03:24:20,999
sound fair enough

3625
03:24:22,866 --> 03:24:23,666
shit

3626
03:24:27,516 --> 03:24:30,316
my wife might divorce me but yeah let's do it

3627
03:24:32,516 --> 03:24:35,233
excellent choice Kevin how much you want to go for this time

3628
03:24:35,466 --> 03:24:36,516
let's do five

3629
03:24:36,600 --> 03:24:37,950
five thousand dollars we try

3630
03:24:37,950 --> 03:24:38,950
eight thousand Kevin

3631
03:24:39,233 --> 03:24:41,266
all right let's see 10 10

3632
03:24:41,750 --> 03:24:43,233
excellent choice这个太

3633
03:24:43,266 --> 03:24:45,833
不可能了8,000然后跟我说1万

3634
03:24:47,200 --> 03:24:49,150
and welcome to strange

3635
03:24:54,066 --> 03:24:58,349
i'm a fucking idiot the one thing i know about in this world

3636
03:24:58,350 --> 03:24:59,466
is airlines

3637
03:24:59,466 --> 03:25:02,866
and kushan airlines is the future of airlines

3638
03:25:02,866 --> 03:25:05,066
getting now my name is Nikki cosbott

3639
03:25:05,066 --> 03:25:08,516
Chester Ming and i'm a senior vice president with rad nomine

3640
03:25:09,233 --> 03:25:10,516
Julie i am so

3641
03:25:10,866 --> 03:25:12,949
so so sorry for your loss

3642
03:25:13,033 --> 03:25:13,833
when did he pass

3643
03:25:13,833 --> 03:25:16,466
just say i'm wrong right the stock goes down to humbleton

3644
03:25:16,466 --> 03:25:19,399
the words of my grandfather i'd rest a soul a shit ton

3645
03:25:19,516 --> 03:25:21,633
of money that's not getting an on fucking

3646
03:25:21,633 --> 03:25:23,549
sunlight before there was fucking sunlight

3647
03:25:23,550 --> 03:25:24,866
you understand we do get down

3648
03:25:24,866 --> 03:25:26,666
here get twenty five pounds

3649
03:25:29,033 --> 03:25:30,349
that was very intelligent decision

3650
03:25:30,350 --> 03:25:31,750
i'm Gonna transfer you my sales assist

3651
03:25:31,800 --> 03:25:34,716
感觉他们全部都是依靠老板的话说

3652
03:25:35,916 --> 03:25:37,633
is anybody fucking seen Randa

3653
03:25:44,266 --> 03:25:45,833
everybody have a good week

3654
03:25:48,000 --> 03:25:49,116
end of the month

3655
03:25:49,716 --> 03:25:55,549
28.7 million in gross commissionsall from pink sheet stock boys

3656
03:25:57,200 --> 03:25:58,516
and to celebrate with our world

3657
03:25:58,516 --> 03:25:59,716
那就完全不想给他们

3658
03:25:59,716 --> 03:26:01,433
五百分之五十的佣金了

3659
03:26:01,433 --> 03:26:03,716
sales assisted Daniel Harrison here

3660
03:26:04,116 --> 03:26:07,799
ten thousand dollarsto shave a fucking hand

3661
03:26:11,000 --> 03:26:15,466
yeah you want this oh you want this what's devil bomb

3662
03:26:15,833 --> 03:26:18,116
Scott let's tell me bigger

3663
03:26:25,833 --> 03:26:28,749
fyi boys Daniel is promised to use this

3664
03:26:28,750 --> 03:26:29,833
ten thousand dollars

3665
03:26:29,833 --> 03:26:32,433
for breasts and plants he's already got sea cups

3666
03:26:32,433 --> 03:26:34,549
but now she wants fucking double d

3667
03:26:34,750 --> 03:26:37,316
is this a great fucking company of what

3668
03:26:38,750 --> 03:26:41,116
他们打电话也是用的我的话说啊

3669
03:26:41,116 --> 03:26:44,399
我随便随便找谁都能做吧我感觉

3670
03:27:04,200 --> 03:27:07,033
这下我我是资本家了哎坐坐不坐坐滚

3671
03:27:10,516 --> 03:27:11,466
10%

3672
03:27:24,866 --> 03:27:25,716
i heard about us

3673
03:27:25,716 --> 03:27:28,399
thread throughout walls into places i didn't want it to

3674
03:27:38,266 --> 03:27:39,116
it wasn't long

3675
03:27:39,116 --> 03:27:40,399
before Forbes magazine

3676
03:27:40,400 --> 03:27:43,600
the flagship of Wall Street called to do a profile on me

3677
03:27:43,800 --> 03:27:45,466
how do you see the future

3678
03:27:45,600 --> 03:27:46,750
for stratnoke one

3679
03:27:46,916 --> 03:27:47,749
one word

3680
03:27:50,550 --> 03:27:51,800
diversification

3681
03:27:52,066 --> 03:27:52,866
sounds good

3682
03:27:52,866 --> 03:27:54,949
thank you so much i have more than enough i appreciate this

3683
03:27:55,200 --> 03:27:56,233
can we get a quick picture

3684
03:27:57,400 --> 03:27:59,316
a total fucking

3685
03:27:59,433 --> 03:28:03,866
hatchet job this conniving little twat look at this the wolf

3686
03:28:03,916 --> 03:28:05,716
of Wall Street they call me look

3687
03:28:06,233 --> 03:28:07,349
your hair looks good

3688
03:28:07,433 --> 03:28:08,516
well my hair looks good yeah

3689
03:28:08,866 --> 03:28:10,033
Jordan belfort

3690
03:28:10,200 --> 03:28:13,066
sounding like a kind of twisted Robin hood who

3691
03:28:13,066 --> 03:28:14,116
takes from the rich

3692
03:28:14,116 --> 03:28:15,433
and gives to himself

3693
03:28:15,433 --> 03:28:17,716
and his merry little band of brokers read that

3694
03:28:17,716 --> 03:28:18,799
read it listen

3695
03:28:19,000 --> 03:28:22,466
there is no such thing as bad publicity

3696
03:28:22,466 --> 03:28:23,949
sweetheart read the article band

3697
03:28:24,066 --> 03:28:25,349
Jordan you look great

3698
03:28:25,433 --> 03:28:26,866
you're in a huge magazine

3699
03:28:26,866 --> 03:28:27,866
fucking deal i look

3700
03:28:28,116 --> 03:28:28,916
at the

3701
03:28:29,233 --> 03:28:30,799
mountain you look at my resume please

3702
03:28:31,233 --> 03:28:34,599
excuse me excuse me sir please take a minute look at my resume

3703
03:28:39,033 --> 03:28:41,549
the forms article they all want to work for you now

3704
03:28:42,266 --> 03:28:43,116
what did i say

3705
03:28:44,633 --> 03:28:48,066
hey you wanna judge

3706
03:28:48,600 --> 03:28:50,833
forms made me a superstar

3707
03:28:52,750 --> 03:28:57,116
every day dozens of money craze kids beat a path to my door

3708
03:28:58,350 --> 03:28:59,316
if we hired him

3709
03:28:59,316 --> 03:29:00,999
they dropped straight out of college

3710
03:29:01,000 --> 03:29:02,750
overnight and spent whatever allowance

3711
03:29:02,750 --> 03:29:05,666
they had on a new suit from our stratton tailor

3712
03:29:05,666 --> 03:29:06,799
you fucking serious

3713
03:29:06,800 --> 03:29:07,600
right now

3714
03:29:07,750 --> 03:29:11,200
i mean we were literally putting clothes on these kids backs

3715
03:29:11,400 --> 03:29:13,716
and here comes this jerk off sniffing around

3716
03:29:14,600 --> 03:29:17,633
but you know every time someone rises up in this world

3717
03:29:17,633 --> 03:29:21,033
there's always going to be some asshole trying to drag him down

3718
03:29:22,466 --> 03:29:26,666
within months we doubled in size moved to even bigger offices

3719
03:29:33,750 --> 03:29:35,800
it was a mad house anyway

3720
03:29:35,800 --> 03:29:38,233
i hired my dad max to maintain order

3721
03:29:38,233 --> 03:29:41,866
as the enforcer stratton's very own gestapo

3722
03:29:42,950 --> 03:29:46,033
he called the mad max because of his hair trigger temper

3723
03:29:46,150 --> 03:29:47,666
which could be set off by something

3724
03:29:47,666 --> 03:29:49,749
as innocuous as a ringing telephone

3725
03:29:51,266 --> 03:29:52,066
who the

3726
03:29:52,150 --> 03:29:56,466
fuck has the goddamn goal to call his house on a Tuesday night

3727
03:29:56,750 --> 03:29:57,550
god

3728
03:29:58,233 --> 03:30:01,266
damn it you wouldn't miss it oh please tell me something

3729
03:30:01,266 --> 03:30:04,866
i don't know i wait all week for the fucking equalizer

3730
03:30:04,866 --> 03:30:07,149
and they have to fucking hello

3731
03:30:07,200 --> 03:30:09,000
but as soon as he picked up the phone

3732
03:30:09,000 --> 03:30:10,433
Jean how are you Jean

3733
03:30:10,433 --> 03:30:13,116
he'd affect this weird British accent right oh

3734
03:30:13,116 --> 03:30:14,199
Jean that'd be great

3735
03:30:14,916 --> 03:30:18,866
Cheerio it was absolutely Bizarre fucking halfway

3736
03:30:18,916 --> 03:30:21,516
you missed it and then he's mad Max all over again

3737
03:30:22,316 --> 03:30:23,549
我也不太喜欢接电话

3738
03:30:23,550 --> 03:30:25,433
也不太喜欢听到门铃的声音

3739
03:30:25,800 --> 03:30:28,466
well he discovered it was the mother's sister who's hey

3740
03:30:29,066 --> 03:30:31,716
who the main guy you know was the main guy

3741
03:30:31,716 --> 03:30:33,399
it was his mother's sister

3742
03:30:33,400 --> 03:30:34,550
she showed up dead

3743
03:30:35,666 --> 03:30:36,466
of course

3744
03:30:36,516 --> 03:30:39,516
mad Max didn't have to know everything we were doing at stratton

3745
03:30:39,516 --> 03:30:41,316
and then there's a big target and we

3746
03:30:41,633 --> 03:30:43,516
they get launched at the tide they stick

3747
03:30:43,516 --> 03:30:45,949
there's a bullseye and the bullseye is a dollar sign whoever

3748
03:30:45,950 --> 03:30:47,150
gets closer to the dollar sign

3749
03:30:47,150 --> 03:30:49,833
gets the most popular the shit out of this little fucking thing

3750
03:30:50,150 --> 03:30:51,600
so if it gets hurt

3751
03:30:51,666 --> 03:30:53,399
what happens cause we're gonna get fucking nuts

3752
03:30:53,400 --> 03:30:54,550
i don't think he's gonna get hurt

3753
03:30:54,550 --> 03:30:56,150
they're like they got like superhuman

3754
03:30:56,150 --> 03:30:57,800
strength i think he's gonna be fine

3755
03:30:57,950 --> 03:30:59,000
he can't look him

3756
03:30:59,066 --> 03:30:59,999
right in the eyes

3757
03:31:00,000 --> 03:31:01,350
you can't look him at the eye

3758
03:31:01,350 --> 03:31:02,316
that's a fact that's on

3759
03:31:02,316 --> 03:31:05,949
TVs they get confused inthe y is get crossed you gotta look like

3760
03:31:06,000 --> 03:31:08,116
the chin like it looks like i'm looking at you yeah

3761
03:31:08,116 --> 03:31:09,999
looking at your Chin i feel like you're addressing me right now

3762
03:31:10,000 --> 03:31:11,316
but you're not are you they're like the Mona

3763
03:31:11,316 --> 03:31:12,633
Lisa they they find eye

3764
03:31:12,633 --> 03:31:15,799
contact like wherever you're standing in the room and they lie

3765
03:31:15,866 --> 03:31:18,399
you know but there is a limit to what we could do with them

3766
03:31:18,400 --> 03:31:21,266
we're allowed to throw shit at them we're allowed to throw food

3767
03:31:21,466 --> 03:31:23,316
that is no correct but for example

3768
03:31:23,316 --> 03:31:25,916
what i wouldn't do is maybe like tell him to pull his cock out

3769
03:31:25,916 --> 03:31:27,799
and like get some of the girls to you know

3770
03:31:27,800 --> 03:31:29,033
find a limit shit like that i mean

3771
03:31:29,033 --> 03:31:31,399
we could let's keep that in the next pocket but this

3772
03:31:31,433 --> 03:31:33,833
guy is more about thrown thrown at the dock yes

3773
03:31:33,833 --> 03:31:35,633
yes yes this thing is this is their gift okay

3774
03:31:35,633 --> 03:31:37,666
they're built to be thrown like a laundard

3775
03:31:37,666 --> 03:31:38,916
they're top heavy like a laundard

3776
03:31:38,916 --> 03:31:40,666
so they're built for accuracy oh my god

3777
03:31:40,750 --> 03:31:42,400
this is can we bowl with this guy

3778
03:31:42,550 --> 03:31:44,666
this fucking brother robbie's brother's the bowling ball

3779
03:31:45,116 --> 03:31:46,666
the brother you put a skateboard on him

3780
03:31:46,666 --> 03:31:47,916
he strapped into a skateboard

3781
03:31:47,916 --> 03:31:50,033
you toss him down an Alley at some pins no shit

3782
03:31:50,033 --> 03:31:50,866
that's interesting

3783
03:31:51,233 --> 03:31:52,399
can we get that guy we can get

3784
03:31:52,400 --> 03:31:53,116
we'll get that guy too

3785
03:31:53,116 --> 03:31:54,349
but it says here this guy will

3786
03:31:54,350 --> 03:31:55,150
show is

3787
03:31:55,200 --> 03:31:58,950
哇才36分钟好结束了下播啊拜拜大家

3788
03:32:00,116 --> 03:32:01,549
不不不不不

3789
03:32:04,200 --> 03:32:06,716
wish your love with a smile and a hug

3790
03:32:06,716 --> 03:32:08,633
i wish your luck wish your health

3791
03:32:08,633 --> 03:32:12,149
wish your love with a smile and his hug

3792
03:32:12,350 --> 03:32:16,150
我不在乎你下次回来待多久

3793
03:32:16,150 --> 03:32:20,866
我只在乎这心动前所未有but i have to go

3794
03:32:21,750 --> 03:32:23,233
11:51了呢

3795
03:32:39,516 --> 03:32:40,949
在别人直播间推销你怎么推销

3796
03:32:40,950 --> 03:32:42,400
不会是打s c推销吧

3797
03:32:42,400 --> 03:32:44,266
你是还是留给我吧

3798
03:32:45,466 --> 03:32:47,666
你才刚来刚才是干嘛去了

3799
03:32:52,466 --> 03:32:55,799
当大家不在的时候主播翘首以盼啊

3800
03:32:55,800 --> 03:32:57,233
站在窗口望啊

3801
03:32:57,233 --> 03:32:59,949
你什么时候才回来看我呀

3802
03:33:00,266 --> 03:33:01,749
你就是不来

3803
03:33:04,466 --> 03:33:07,266
我忘了呢哎呀裂开我说哦呜

3804
03:33:18,600 --> 03:33:20,266
i keep right on

3805
03:33:20,266 --> 03:33:22,666
my baby

3806
03:33:24,400 --> 03:33:25,516
看一会嘛

3807
03:33:35,066 --> 03:33:37,266
我想想嗯我想想

3808
03:33:46,633 --> 03:33:48,399
谢谢卢卡斯不知道呀的粉丝团

3809
03:33:48,400 --> 03:33:49,116
时间你们要的

3810
03:33:49,116 --> 03:33:50,033
加油加油

3811
03:33:50,233 --> 03:33:54,866
爱待多久我只在乎这心动前所未有

3812
03:33:54,866 --> 03:33:57,916
我不会走cause i love you so

3813
03:33:58,316 --> 03:34:03,599
想给你最好的我就算只是朋友

3814
03:34:06,466 --> 03:34:09,233
还想和你做朋友

3815
03:34:09,233 --> 03:34:12,199
想念又被brown eyes

3816
03:34:12,200 --> 03:34:16,750
i wanna kiss i miss想一直牵着你的手

3817
03:34:16,750 --> 03:34:20,266
但我还年轻心不定又能怎么办

3818
03:34:20,466 --> 03:34:24,466
boy有什么话开不了口

3819
03:34:29,916 --> 03:34:31,349
好吧好吧好吧

3820
03:34:36,916 --> 03:34:39,516
主播对你们可真是太好了说实话

3821
03:34:39,916 --> 03:34:40,866
你们觉得呢

3822
03:34:42,033 --> 03:34:43,666
i guess you'll never know

3823
03:34:43,916 --> 03:34:45,399
cause i'll never show

3824
03:34:47,516 --> 03:34:50,799
不在乎什么天长地

3825
03:34:50,833 --> 03:34:51,266
久

3826
03:34:51,266 --> 03:34:54,799
我只在意你想不想要拥有

3827
03:34:54,916 --> 03:34:55,916
一颗真心

3828
03:34:55,916 --> 03:34:58,116
和你们说是不是你们说是不是

3829
03:35:04,916 --> 03:35:06,233
什么叫不错啊

3830
03:35:09,633 --> 03:35:11,799
说因为这是刚才播过的

3831
03:35:12,266 --> 03:35:15,066
我还在还在那个什么还在

3832
03:35:17,833 --> 03:35:18,599
没看声音

3833
03:35:18,600 --> 03:35:20,033
我我还在那个什么

3834
03:35:20,033 --> 03:35:21,066
呃那个折磨

3835
03:35:21,066 --> 03:35:22,599
你们在问还在

3836
03:35:22,600 --> 03:35:25,516
还在向你们寻求一个答案

3837
03:35:41,550 --> 03:35:43,633
是不是是不是

3838
03:35:43,750 --> 03:35:46,116
是不是你是不是太好了

3839
03:35:46,266 --> 03:35:48,599
遇见过最好的人了

3840
03:36:06,866 --> 03:36:08,916
yes yes yes the thing is this is their gift okay

3841
03:36:08,916 --> 03:36:09,716
they're built

3842
03:36:09,716 --> 03:36:12,199
to be thrown like a laundar they're top heavy like a laundar

3843
03:36:12,200 --> 03:36:13,466
so they're built for accuracy oh

3844
03:36:13,466 --> 03:36:15,633
my god this can we bowl with this guy

3845
03:36:15,916 --> 03:36:17,916
fucking brother robbie's brother's the bowling ball

3846
03:36:18,350 --> 03:36:19,916
the brother you put a skateboard on him

3847
03:36:19,916 --> 03:36:21,833
he strapped into a skateboard谢谢好吃的

3848
03:36:21,833 --> 03:36:22,633
告白好处

3849
03:36:22,750 --> 03:36:24,150
no shit that's interesting

3850
03:36:24,466 --> 03:36:25,266
can we get that guy

3851
03:36:25,266 --> 03:36:26,349
we can get we'll get that guy too

3852
03:36:26,350 --> 03:36:28,750
but it says here this guy will show his cock yeah

3853
03:36:28,800 --> 03:36:30,600
it's刚才那个疯狂的麦克

3854
03:36:30,600 --> 03:36:31,916
麦克斯是谁呀

3855
03:36:32,866 --> 03:36:33,316
little guy

3856
03:36:33,316 --> 03:36:35,033
safety for safety is first all right

3857
03:36:35,033 --> 03:36:37,666
i want somebody with a fucking tranquilizer gun ready to knock

3858
03:36:37,666 --> 03:36:38,599
this fucker out

3859
03:36:38,600 --> 03:36:38,633
yeah

3860
03:36:38,633 --> 03:36:40,949
do we wanna get like a Mason like azer gun

3861
03:36:41,066 --> 03:36:41,599
pelic gun

3862
03:36:41,600 --> 03:36:43,466
maybe just like the pelic gun is gonna hurt him

3863
03:36:43,466 --> 03:36:44,866
i just want him out knocked out

3864
03:36:44,916 --> 03:36:47,266
okay i say we stick with the loophole right

3865
03:36:47,266 --> 03:36:49,466
okay if we don't consider him a human

3866
03:36:49,466 --> 03:36:50,866
we just consider it an act

3867
03:36:51,033 --> 03:36:52,349
那他们在讨论谁啊

3868
03:36:52,550 --> 03:36:53,833
you know a lot of those guys died

3869
03:36:53,916 --> 03:36:55,666
but they never suit anybody the important thing

3870
03:36:55,666 --> 03:36:58,749
you guys gotta keep in mind is is that these things gossip

3871
03:36:58,916 --> 03:36:59,599
they get together

3872
03:36:59,600 --> 03:37:00,750
and they gossip it's a good

3873
03:37:00,750 --> 03:37:02,666
point and the last thing that we need

3874
03:37:02,666 --> 03:37:04,199
is them getting together and saying oh

3875
03:37:04,200 --> 03:37:05,350
just and they made fun of us

3876
03:37:05,350 --> 03:37:08,116
like it's Gonna make Strata look that's why i love you

3877
03:37:08,233 --> 03:37:09,349
you think a shit like that

3878
03:37:09,350 --> 03:37:11,633
but that is a come in we treated just like

3879
03:37:11,750 --> 03:37:13,400
one of us okay that's one

3880
03:37:13,666 --> 03:37:15,916
啊你们看的好认真啊one of us

3881
03:37:16,033 --> 03:37:18,799
we accept that one of us double double

3882
03:37:18,800 --> 03:37:20,950
one of us we accept the one of us

3883
03:37:20,950 --> 03:37:21,466
double double

3884
03:37:21,466 --> 03:37:22,433
Jordan

3885
03:37:22,600 --> 03:37:25,000
your dad's coming something about the American express bill

3886
03:37:25,233 --> 03:37:26,199
can you get him out of here

3887
03:37:26,200 --> 03:37:28,916
他进来的来他们公司表演是吗

3888
03:37:29,800 --> 03:37:32,433
you guys act like we're good at any fucking stocks

3889
03:37:34,516 --> 03:37:35,316
makes work

3890
03:37:35,916 --> 03:37:37,433
so i think it was short visor

3891
03:37:38,550 --> 03:37:40,550
if we have thirty thousand dollars

3892
03:37:40,833 --> 03:37:42,266
one month Jordy

3893
03:37:42,316 --> 03:37:43,749
huh four hundred and

3894
03:37:43,833 --> 03:37:46,549
fucking thirty thousand fucking dollars

3895
03:37:46,550 --> 03:37:48,516
in one fucking month morning

3896
03:37:48,516 --> 03:37:49,716
they're business expensive

3897
03:37:49,716 --> 03:37:52,749
relax business expenses Jordy look what you got here

3898
03:37:52,750 --> 03:37:54,466
what look at this twenty six

3899
03:37:54,466 --> 03:37:56,433
我也想花43万啊

3900
03:37:57,150 --> 03:37:59,200
okay no no 4万也可以啊

3901
03:37:59,833 --> 03:38:01,949
client we have five defies of clients right

3902
03:38:01,950 --> 03:38:04,350
the porter house margintina the expensive champagne

3903
03:38:04,466 --> 03:38:07,116
we had to buy champagne and you go to all the fucking sides

3904
03:38:07,116 --> 03:38:08,866
tell them about the sides the sides

3905
03:38:09,033 --> 03:38:13,266
sides sides twenty six thousand dollars worth the sides

3906
03:38:13,266 --> 03:38:15,149
what are these sides they cure cancer

3907
03:38:15,150 --> 03:38:17,400
the sides did cure cancer that's the problem

3908
03:38:17,716 --> 03:38:19,033
that's why they were expensive

3909
03:38:19,150 --> 03:38:21,316
shut the fuck up i'm serious i know stop

3910
03:38:21,516 --> 03:38:22,949
ej entertainment

3911
03:38:23,116 --> 03:38:25,116
what the fuck is EJ entertainment

3912
03:38:25,866 --> 03:38:26,666
well

3913
03:38:26,666 --> 03:38:27,466
that's

3914
03:38:28,033 --> 03:38:29,399
yeah Jordan what's EJ entertainment

3915
03:38:29,400 --> 03:38:30,750
i want to describe this George what is that

3916
03:38:30,750 --> 03:38:34,000
it's a fucking prostitution ring Jordy i know that's what it is

3917
03:38:34,750 --> 03:38:35,600
that is what it is

3918
03:38:36,066 --> 03:38:37,599
什么他竟然出轨

3919
03:38:38,800 --> 03:38:41,666
none of these would talk to me this is all of them oh

3920
03:38:41,666 --> 03:38:43,866
that was all us it wasn't me though fucking

3921
03:38:43,866 --> 03:38:45,399
explain this shit to him

3922
03:38:45,400 --> 03:38:48,200
this is all of your fucking charges right here you guys

3923
03:38:48,233 --> 03:38:51,316
irs stay allow for tna it's fine tna

3924
03:38:52,150 --> 03:38:56,400
tna yeah i said tna no no you set tna no i did it yeah you did

3925
03:38:57,116 --> 03:38:59,116
you said tna it's tna all right no

3926
03:38:59,116 --> 03:39:01,799
you've said about the dinner and that makes sense because

3927
03:39:01,800 --> 03:39:03,433
we did spend too much money

3928
03:39:03,666 --> 03:39:05,349
i said t don't tell me what you said

3929
03:39:05,350 --> 03:39:06,433
i heard what you said

3930
03:39:06,516 --> 03:39:07,633
i said tna he

3931
03:39:07,750 --> 03:39:09,633
said tna absolutely no question i heard it

3932
03:39:09,633 --> 03:39:11,316
i'm trying to i'm getting this close

3933
03:39:11,550 --> 03:39:12,950
i'm getting this close

3934
03:39:12,950 --> 03:39:15,033
我要去等会盯一下他的色彩

3935
03:39:15,266 --> 03:39:17,516
it's gonna fucking kill you i'm holding it

3936
03:39:20,516 --> 03:39:21,399
the IRS

3937
03:39:21,400 --> 03:39:23,750
they allow for TNA it's fine TNA

3938
03:39:24,116 --> 03:39:25,433
那他确实是天哎

3939
03:39:25,433 --> 03:39:26,949
我也觉得他说的是天哎

3940
03:39:27,516 --> 03:39:28,316
Max Max

3941
03:39:28,316 --> 03:39:30,066
why do you hold that shit that's it

3942
03:39:33,916 --> 03:39:35,633
that's that slip disc thing again

3943
03:39:35,916 --> 03:39:37,866
i know what it is you know too much

3944
03:39:38,550 --> 03:39:42,316
with e j entertainment pops how are things at home

3945
03:39:42,666 --> 03:39:44,116
well not the best

3946
03:39:44,466 --> 03:39:46,749
she just doesn't you know i'm saying

3947
03:39:47,316 --> 03:39:50,199
it's like the smell there's a smell there's a traction thing

3948
03:39:50,233 --> 03:39:52,833
after a while it just kind of fades away a little bit yeah

3949
03:39:52,833 --> 03:39:53,066
well

3950
03:39:53,066 --> 03:39:56,466
it's supposed to fade away post do that's marriage you know

3951
03:39:56,550 --> 03:39:58,950
your mother and i we've been married a long long time

3952
03:39:59,116 --> 03:40:01,033
what do you think we're we're jumping into

3953
03:40:01,033 --> 03:40:02,233
bed every two minutes

3954
03:40:02,233 --> 03:40:03,199
it doesn't work that

3955
03:40:03,200 --> 03:40:05,316
啊婚姻不是这样的吗

3956
03:40:05,316 --> 03:40:08,033
原来婚姻不是每2分钟亲了一下吗

3957
03:40:08,466 --> 03:40:10,399
i should see them oh my god

3958
03:40:11,233 --> 03:40:12,116
they're fucking

3959
03:40:12,116 --> 03:40:14,433
哇他太坏了他竟然偷过来啊

3960
03:40:14,433 --> 03:40:16,949
can i not get stressed out look at the knucklehead you go

3961
03:40:17,150 --> 03:40:17,916
i know the

3962
03:40:17,916 --> 03:40:20,799
knuckleheads but i need them to want to live like me you get it

3963
03:40:21,033 --> 03:40:22,116
to live like me

3964
03:40:22,833 --> 03:40:26,149
Jordy you know one of these days that the chickens are Gonna

3965
03:40:26,150 --> 03:40:27,800
那没亮20分钟呢

3966
03:40:27,800 --> 03:40:29,350
那不也20分钟呢

3967
03:40:30,000 --> 03:40:31,516
are you looking at me like i'm crazy

3968
03:40:31,866 --> 03:40:34,266
crazy this is obscene

3969
03:40:34,633 --> 03:40:35,999
那没两个小时呢

3970
03:40:37,066 --> 03:40:37,549
哈哈

3971
03:40:37,550 --> 03:40:40,466
哈哈哈哈i mean who the fuck wanted to live there

3972
03:40:42,033 --> 03:40:44,433
nigga like me is going insane

3973
03:40:48,716 --> 03:40:50,516
好吧那明天去结个婚试试

3974
03:40:54,033 --> 03:40:55,466
没了10天

3975
03:40:55,666 --> 03:40:57,666
我操别结了

3976
03:41:05,400 --> 03:41:07,350
fuck Mary Lynch fuck them why should

3977
03:41:07,350 --> 03:41:08,666
they be taking a lot of fucking money

3978
03:41:08,666 --> 03:41:10,666
all the fucking time this way we become the underrun

3979
03:41:10,666 --> 03:41:12,399
it was our next big move

3980
03:41:12,466 --> 03:41:14,716
finding companies to take public

3981
03:41:14,916 --> 03:41:18,116
ipo Wall Street pricks would ever stop thinking of us as some

3982
03:41:18,433 --> 03:41:21,066
shit kicker bucket shot we got Steve

3983
03:41:21,066 --> 03:41:26,199
imagine

3984
03:41:26,600 --> 03:41:27,833
you remember those ads

3985
03:41:28,433 --> 03:41:29,749
these giant headed girls

3986
03:41:29,750 --> 03:41:32,266
with the bug eyes wearing those big clunky shoes

3987
03:41:32,350 --> 03:41:34,633
不是那你20天那个一次

3988
03:41:34,866 --> 03:41:36,866
亲了一次也太那个了吧

3989
03:41:37,833 --> 03:41:40,149
你的一句劝是别结婚吗

3990
03:41:40,150 --> 03:41:42,516
he was begging to take his company public啊

3991
03:41:42,516 --> 03:41:44,233
但我本来也不是很想结婚啊

3992
03:41:44,266 --> 03:41:46,633
guess who grew up with them women shoes

3993
03:41:46,633 --> 03:41:50,033
women shoes my very own Vice president

3994
03:41:50,800 --> 03:41:51,600
where did you

3995
03:41:52,116 --> 03:41:55,149
diamond Donnie aze off Steve man

3996
03:41:55,633 --> 03:41:58,399
Steve Steve hey jb jb

3997
03:41:58,466 --> 03:42:00,949
jb you gotta come check this fucking chick out look at this

3998
03:42:02,866 --> 03:42:04,199
that's never

3999
03:42:04,833 --> 03:42:08,666
never say never say i would fuck that girl

4000
03:42:08,666 --> 03:42:10,033
if she was my sister

4001
03:42:10,200 --> 03:42:12,750
i would let that girl give me fucking age

4002
03:42:13,550 --> 03:42:14,716
see the wolf we handle this

4003
03:42:19,350 --> 03:42:20,150
Christine

4004
03:42:26,033 --> 03:42:28,633
Jordan this is my friend Naomi hi

4005
03:42:28,866 --> 03:42:30,149
我怎么觉得还好啊

4006
03:42:30,150 --> 03:42:32,750
身材是很烂但是长相还好啊

4007
03:42:32,800 --> 03:42:34,000
awesome place here

4008
03:42:34,316 --> 03:42:36,799
i don't think i've ever been in a house this big before oh

4009
03:42:36,800 --> 03:42:37,633
really yeah

4010
03:42:37,666 --> 03:42:38,949
beautiful beach out there

4011
03:42:39,266 --> 03:42:40,149
where holly's work

4012
03:42:41,350 --> 03:42:42,916
hi buddy nice to meet there you go

4013
03:42:42,916 --> 03:42:45,433
name's Blair right yeah i'd like to jet ski

4014
03:42:45,433 --> 03:42:48,749
i've never done it before you've never jet ski in your life no

4015
03:42:48,750 --> 03:42:50,550
i've never been on a jet ski

4016
03:42:50,550 --> 03:42:53,466
no i mean time's gonna ask her she's never been on a jet ski

4017
03:42:54,200 --> 03:42:56,350
i don't know i might ask her a couple more times

4018
03:42:56,800 --> 03:42:57,600
okay

4019
03:42:59,716 --> 03:43:02,316
hi i'm healthy nice to meet you hi

4020
03:43:02,633 --> 03:43:04,116
Jordan Teresa need your help

4021
03:43:04,266 --> 03:43:06,549
yeah i'll be a couple minutes just别结婚了

4022
03:43:06,550 --> 03:43:08,466
大家都别结了tell your wife that

4023
03:43:08,633 --> 03:43:09,149
i might do that

4024
03:43:09,150 --> 03:43:10,950
but i'm having a conversation right you know what i

4025
03:43:11,916 --> 03:43:12,716
think we should get going

4026
03:43:13,516 --> 03:43:14,199
where you guys going

4027
03:43:14,200 --> 03:43:16,066
we gotta go we got two other parties we're supposed to get

4028
03:43:16,716 --> 03:43:17,516
through

4029
03:43:17,800 --> 03:43:19,433
完了这个女的也想跟他在一起

4030
03:43:19,433 --> 03:43:22,199
这个女的跟这个男的是一对的吗原来

4031
03:43:22,800 --> 03:43:24,633
哈哈哈哈哈

4032
03:43:41,000 --> 03:43:43,350
哇他们互相看对眼了

4033
03:43:44,633 --> 03:43:46,116
好悲哀呀欢迎

4034
03:43:46,433 --> 03:43:48,633
so Bay Ridge that's in Staten Island right

4035
03:43:48,633 --> 03:43:50,949
Brooklyn across the Varizano bridge

4036
03:43:51,150 --> 03:43:52,400
Saturday night fever territory

4037
03:43:52,400 --> 03:43:53,950
that's right Guinea Gulf

4038
03:43:54,633 --> 03:43:56,866
called the Varistano bridge the Guinea gang point

4039
03:43:58,150 --> 03:43:59,633
so i presume your Italian

4040
03:43:59,750 --> 03:44:05,716
on my dad's side i'm also a Dutch German English i'm a mutt

4041
03:44:06,233 --> 03:44:07,066
you're a mutt

4042
03:44:07,150 --> 03:44:09,716
he has my family over there in London

4043
03:44:09,950 --> 03:44:13,716
mayannama she's the best very British you know

4044
03:44:14,233 --> 03:44:15,399
she's a classy lady

4045
03:44:15,550 --> 03:44:16,800
that explains it then

4046
03:44:16,916 --> 03:44:17,833
explains what

4047
03:44:17,916 --> 03:44:18,833
explains you

4048
03:44:18,833 --> 03:44:22,799
i mean you're a duchess right you're the duchess of bay ridge

4049
03:44:26,266 --> 03:44:27,066
excuse me

4050
03:44:27,516 --> 03:44:29,199
can i get a straw please

4051
03:44:30,666 --> 03:44:31,666
thank you

4052
03:44:35,033 --> 03:44:36,266
so i was um

4053
03:44:37,033 --> 03:44:40,116
a little surprised you asked Christie for my number

4054
03:44:41,600 --> 03:44:42,400
was that

4055
03:44:44,600 --> 03:44:46,150
aren't you marriedexcuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

4056
03:44:49,033 --> 03:44:52,149
yeah but what man people can't have friends

4057
03:44:53,466 --> 03:44:54,316
谁分子

4058
03:44:54,316 --> 03:44:57,666
一男一女单独来这么那个的餐厅吃饭

4059
03:44:58,150 --> 03:44:59,316
you want to be my friend

4060
03:45:04,200 --> 03:45:05,633
we're not Gonna be friends

4061
03:45:06,666 --> 03:45:08,266
you knocked me dead

4062
03:45:09,433 --> 03:45:11,066
and all my feet

4063
03:45:12,350 --> 03:45:13,866
how how how how

4064
03:45:14,200 --> 03:45:15,666
OK我觉得肯定有一些

4065
03:45:15,716 --> 03:45:17,433
night i work on my designs

4066
03:45:17,466 --> 03:45:19,666
i have an entire line washer要不然

4067
03:45:19,750 --> 03:45:20,716
肯定会有看见

4068
03:45:21,350 --> 03:45:22,666
cia's panties

4069
03:45:24,000 --> 03:45:27,800
she designs women's panties too oh my god

4070
03:45:33,800 --> 03:45:34,800
这这个车

4071
03:45:34,800 --> 03:45:37,666
他车前的车灯像青蛙眼睛一样的

4072
03:45:38,150 --> 03:45:40,716
come on Jordan think of a way to get up tour apartment

4073
03:45:40,833 --> 03:45:41,799
我想尿尿

4074
03:45:43,200 --> 03:45:45,400
啊我有点饿你家有吃的吗

4075
03:45:46,200 --> 03:45:48,150
you want to come up for some tea or something

4076
03:45:48,916 --> 03:45:50,999
那女的好主动啊她不是有男朋友吗

4077
03:45:51,000 --> 03:45:53,550
刚才在她旁边got tea yeah

4078
03:45:53,866 --> 03:45:57,266
it sounds nice tea Fuck yeah i wanted to come up for tea

4079
03:45:57,600 --> 03:46:01,350
like Dodge Yeeling rose hips some nice like that sure

4080
03:46:01,800 --> 03:46:02,666
Rocky

4081
03:46:02,666 --> 03:46:03,466
and this

4082
03:46:03,750 --> 03:46:05,750
挺好的啊丑丑的

4083
03:46:07,200 --> 03:46:07,833
okay

4084
03:46:07,833 --> 03:46:11,149
well why ain't she let a fire or something and i'll be right out

4085
03:46:11,550 --> 03:46:12,950
yeah fire yeah sure

4086
03:46:17,633 --> 03:46:18,433
男朋友吗

4087
03:46:22,833 --> 03:46:24,066
干嘛换衣服吗

4088
03:46:25,466 --> 03:46:27,949
god help me how do i fuck this girl

4089
03:46:33,116 --> 03:46:35,633
yeah yeah just trying to like a fire near

4090
03:46:37,600 --> 03:46:38,400
哎

4091
03:46:39,066 --> 03:46:40,949
家人们别结婚啊

4092
03:46:41,066 --> 03:46:42,516
that's it that's it you're leaving

4093
03:46:42,516 --> 03:46:44,466
don't get involved go home to your wife

4094
03:46:44,916 --> 03:46:46,349
这本来就已经出轨了呀

4095
03:46:46,350 --> 03:46:48,950
他不是去那种会所了吗好了

4096
03:46:48,950 --> 03:46:49,750
我去看看

4097
03:46:50,316 --> 03:46:53,599
i mean her pussy was like heroin to me because the

4098
03:46:54,550 --> 03:46:55,400
sex either

4099
03:46:56,800 --> 03:47:00,800
他他那个啥了呃我看看呃47分

4100
03:47:01,033 --> 03:47:01,949
再见啊再见

4101
03:47:03,800 --> 03:47:05,266
大雨的浪

4102
03:47:15,950 --> 03:47:17,200
别别别别别别

4103
03:47:17,950 --> 03:47:19,116
哇47分

4104
03:47:26,233 --> 03:47:28,833
啊这啥

4105
03:47:32,000 --> 03:47:32,800
哇

4106
03:47:32,833 --> 03:47:35,716
突然快进了一下有点太恐怖了说实话

4107
03:47:38,150 --> 03:47:39,633
啊等一下

4108
03:47:40,466 --> 03:47:42,033
我没有过吗Huh

4109
03:47:59,833 --> 03:48:00,866
啊啊

4110
03:48:04,350 --> 03:48:05,150
啊

4111
03:48:07,466 --> 03:48:08,916
不会有事吧大家

4112
03:48:08,916 --> 03:48:09,716
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

4113
03:48:13,466 --> 03:48:14,466
啊

4114
03:48:14,800 --> 03:48:18,750
我怎么没关那个啊谁在吵啊我在吵

4115
03:48:30,033 --> 03:48:31,866
说话我不知道怎么关录播

4116
03:48:51,550 --> 03:48:52,350
哈哈

4117
03:48:53,516 --> 03:48:55,116
我忘记了呀

4118
03:48:56,000 --> 03:48:57,266
我忘了

4119
03:48:58,466 --> 03:49:01,549
而且我就随便点了一下我没想到

4120
03:49:10,066 --> 03:49:12,799
牛肉串好几次了吗就就两次了

4121
03:49:14,800 --> 03:49:17,066
真的没事吗不会被永封吧我

4122
03:49:21,433 --> 03:49:22,233
哇哇