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哈喽大家晚上好

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你好你好你好你好

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喂喂能听到吗

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哈喽哈喽

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谢谢好事的结束

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啊

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背景是那个什么

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呃之前

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之前那个什么好事red图

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哎刚才那什么刚吹好头

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那什么啊不是我想想从哪开始解释起

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为什么会知道呢

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这刚吹好

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那什么吹头吹到一半

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然后那什么吹风机坏了

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然后我以为坏了

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结果为什么过了一会又好了

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我还以为今晚上只能湿着头发睡觉呢

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你别急

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好了

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啊然后那个什么呢

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我吹好头之后我正准备开播

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那时候时间也刚好来着

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但是又那个啥了又又又又嗯

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家里面突然停电了啊

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应该是没有电费了

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交了一下电费过了一会才来的电

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啊我的嘴巴干到快皲裂了

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怎么会这么干啊

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我都好久没有感受到嘴巴的存在了

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嘴巴从来不会干的

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以前买的那个什么

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什么什么润唇膏应该都丢掉了

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现买了一个

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还得过几天才能到了谢谢小鹿的记录

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关掉饭太久了啊

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赶紧喝杯奶茶补充补充水分

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啊今天

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什么今天白天点的奶茶没喝完

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冻在冰箱里了

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今天可以喝一下

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我没舔啊

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奶茶不得了哈哈

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那就多喝点奶茶就不得了了

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晚上好晚上好

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一点奶茶不无聊就是要多喝点奶茶

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谢谢谢谢

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来看最近所有的甜心奶茶好喝好喝

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其实我奶茶也不会喝完来着

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哎我这个加入粉丝团能不能取消掉啊

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这啥呀

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说弄的来着

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看看

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嗯

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不配到粉丝团可以点歌

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没有别的吗你看

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哼哼哼

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为什么没有那什么

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打钱才能点歌啊

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我看他还是

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太保守了

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好久不见了

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他这个院长消费太保守了

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不亲小花花还是不亲啊让我看看

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妈嗯那什么

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本场消费

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哦我在吃草莓来着

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之前买的还剩1还剩几颗

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谢安全驾驭没人要的圣诞精灵

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OK s c点歌

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这他怎么不弄的这种啊

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这个诱导消费还是太那啥了

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哈哈哈哈哈哈

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你看这就是主播

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不主动说我在吃什么的原因

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Is点歌不是说你前面加个

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中文z s c点歌就可以点歌啊

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谢谢谁

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啊谢谢本健康的粉丝灯牌

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你告诉我你在吃啥

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就是你每一秒都有人问

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怎么每一说一次然后你们就要说一次

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我老想吃草莓了

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米线有点低

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多吃点米线啊

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哈哈

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哈哈

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哼

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提升点米线啊

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怎么不玩这套的

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晚上吃米线会胖那我还喝奶茶呢啊

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啊

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落在地上了

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哎好烦啊心情好糟糕

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啊拖鞋上也是好烦好烦烦烦烦好烦

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幸好没弄到被子上

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要不然我真的自杀了

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啊哈哈哈

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啊

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thank you

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哎幸好没弄出来多少我忘记了

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哎没有完全倒好吗

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只是弄出来了一点点

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Do

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谢谢啊大大大的圣诞精灵啊

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谢谢你哎呦

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哎懒得去拿拖把来拖了

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用纸擦擦就OK了对吧大家

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对吧大家

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对吧大家

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对吧大家

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哎

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明天再出发吧

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明天再拿拖把来拖

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把整个房间都拖一下好了

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不会吧哪有蚂蚁啊室内不会有蚂蚁的

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我会用纸擦的很干净的

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哈哈哈哈哈

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不行不行

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哎呀我不想出去了好烦啊我这

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我今天晚上已经疲惫了

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我今天很累今天晚上很累

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明天吧好吧

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今天晚上真不行

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今天工作太累了状态不好

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哈喽嗯

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哈哈哈哈哈

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哈哈哈不是

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我突然想起来这个笑声哈哈

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很像那个什么什么春光灿烂猪八戒

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还是珠光

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什么这个什么这个什么啊

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那两个名字我老是忘忘忘

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几个叫春光灿烂猪八戒

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有一个叫什么呃猪啊

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不对吧要福星高照猪八戒

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其中有一个那个

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黄立波还是黄海波演的那个

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是什么猪八戒啊

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他就是这么笑的哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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他就是这么笑的来着

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我小时候对他印象好

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深刻啊中央才长猪八戒吗OK

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真是这样印象好深刻每次那个什么

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那个坏猪八戒出来我都

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你别喝我的奶茶你会死的

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我在下面打赏

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在偷喝我奶茶

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服了怎么有猫喝奶茶的

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这个奶茶也不是正宗的奶啊

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啊那什么徐峥演的是另一个

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我忘记哪个是哪个

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总而言之他们俩一人演了一个

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那个谁

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徐峥演的是跟范冰冰一起演的对吧

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这俩都好看

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但我觉得那个什么

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徐峥演的那个更好看

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徐正妍的那个更好看来着

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黄黄海波演的那个猪八戒

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那个坏猪八戒那个影子

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影子猪真的好坏啊

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我每次看到他

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给我气死了

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他老是做坏事

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哈哈哈哈好生气啊

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是李冰冰吗

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没有啊是范冰冰啊

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金毛鼠哎我就真的记不住哪个是哪个

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福星高照应该是徐正言的吧

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这下没记错了吧

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我看看奶茶对猫喂毒的

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哎呦就是不能让他

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我就不让他吃任何奇怪的东西来着

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哎

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我妈好喜欢吃好多我喜欢吃的东西啊

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感觉他真的有点毛病

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金毛鼠我好喜欢金毛鼠啊

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但是我这金毛鼠

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怎么会有这么漂亮的金毛鼠啊

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怎么会有这么漂亮的人啊

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倒是看那个啥

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啊怎么老是有人问主播还没睡吗主播

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主播就是干这个的

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这个点睡不了哈哈哈

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好炖好喽

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这下狠狠吃狠狠喝OK

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没有喜气洋洋猪八戒吧

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哪有喜气洋洋猪八戒啊

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谢谢随风的鸟为你遮风的圣诞精灵啊

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谢你呦

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我们现在颜值有多高呢1

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谢杨萌heart的粉丝灯牌

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哦还是会有啊这样也会有啊

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she见谅猪八戒我我我得去看看

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哎那个影子猪真的太坏了

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每次给我气个半死啊

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太坏太坏了

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像猪八戒是动画片吗OK我看看

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不行

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福星猪高照

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猪八戒是徐峥演的那个来着

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啊不对是黄海波演的那个

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黄海波这女的

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是啊黄海波跟范冰冰是一起演的

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福星高照猪八戒啊

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那我喜欢的是那个啥

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呃春光灿烂春光灿烂更好看一些

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吧我也不知道啊好像是啊

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春光

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Huh

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哎我有我都还记得那个什么呃

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中央灿烂猪八戒是不是有嫦娥来着

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那个嫦娥

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然后他下下凡开那个店

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开了一个什么光辉店还是什么饼的店

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然后有一次

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呃大家看到一个饼是咬过一口的

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然后就全部都在抢那个饼因

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为他们都以为是嫦娥吃过的

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哇我当时给我造造成了

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非常那个啥的心理冲击我就想说啊

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原来漂亮的女生会得到这种待遇吗

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吃过的饼都有人喜欢

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这么多的饼他们就在那高价哄抢来着

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嗯对对对就是那个饼

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然后最后发现是猪八戒吃了一口

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给幼小的我造成了严重的心理冲击声

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啊原来漂亮的人

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吃过的饼竟然有人抢啊

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好恐怖啊这个世界好变态啊

232
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啊我得喝奶茶

233
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突然想起来我的正事是喝奶茶

234
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然后呢

235
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什么顺顺便做的事情是跟你们说说话

236
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别烫

237
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你喝完的奶茶冲一下

238
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神经病吧

239
00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:20,483
那怎么每次奶茶都喝不完

240
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:29,683
AH放了一天了还是很好喝

241
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嗯哼哼

242
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哼哼

243
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哼

244
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多少有点变态了

245
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而且我喝7分糖呢

246
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,933
不得把你们这些

247
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,333
呃什么老年人喝无糖的人

248
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呃什么给毒死我

249
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:09,883
哈哈哈哈

250
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:14,933
啊啊啊

251
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SO感觉男生是不是都喝3分5分啊

252
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大吊瓶

253
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糖尿病是吧

254
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i don't wanna be no no

255
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no

256
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我想想哎我本来有几个事情要说来着

257
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keep you

258
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HAHA

259
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,133
哎呀忘记忘记了

260
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,050
嗯嗯哎不是大事

261
00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:14,250
我没想哦我昨天晚上的那个什么

262
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我的那个什么啊

263
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,883
我看过流星追了自己

264
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还在我乱跟是吗

265
00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:24,533
我昨天晚上的时候

266
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我昨天晚上不是说选那个什么大便吗

267
00:15:27,683 --> 00:15:30,566
就当时想的时候我是想想想写大便的

268
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但是我就想说

269
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我就要写大便

270
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:36,533
然后我就写了大便吗

271
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:39,849
然后我现在发现那个投票没了

272
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说话他不让大便啊哔哩哔哩不

273
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让大便加大家

274
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:51,366
他说投票不存在或已被删除

275
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他把我的大便删了哈

276
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不让大便

277
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哈

278
00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:05,166
好严格哦大便都不让

279
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,333
不是我删了呀我删他干嘛

280
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:10,166
为什么要删掉我的

281
00:16:10,683 --> 00:16:12,166
这个投票大便

282
00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:16,766
啊那难道动态不能发大便吗

283
00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:18,049
你们动态试试发一下

284
00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:20,050
就写一下大便这两个字呢

285
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,483
可以发出来吗

286
00:16:21,483 --> 00:16:23,449
我不想在我的账号上发

287
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,600
不然太丢脸了你们

288
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,566
但是你们去发一下吧

289
00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:27,966
我们试试呢

290
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:29,933
能发出大便吧

291
00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:32,249
那不可能不让大便吧

292
00:16:32,683 --> 00:16:34,399
不是我不能大便啊

293
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,966
别当我的探哥别当我的太阳哥

294
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:41,650
别丢人别丢我人

295
00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:45,799
上你的弹幕发我上你的动态发

296
00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:48,249
别污染我的大弹幕

297
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,800
弹幕不是大便不是污染我的弹幕

298
00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:56,000
哈哈哈我想说弹幕别污染我的弹幕

299
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,850
词要是说错就是别污染我的大便池

300
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,200
那可就坏了算了

301
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:08,366
你们有在东台发吗可以发吗

302
00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:12,766
不是你们没人帮我看看是吧

303
00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:17,733
又没人你放出来能看到吗

304
00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:18,649
我咋知道啊

305
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,083
我点进你的空间的话

306
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:23,133
不知道大家还能不能听到我声声音

307
00:17:27,883 --> 00:17:28,683
i'm sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

308
00:17:28,683 --> 00:17:29,799
可以发大便

309
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,050
但是不让投票大便哎呀真是

310
00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,800
真是很那个那个呢

311
00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:38,333
年度大不可能是大便的

312
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,566
肯定是什么碎宝碎碎

313
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,849
呃晚安可爱之类的吧

314
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,283
可以大便哈哈哈

315
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:47,849
可以大便

316
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:49,933
那你们以后就可以自由大便了

317
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,450
哎我的那个呢哦在这在这

318
00:17:53,966 --> 00:17:55,766
你说我吃不吃东西啊

319
00:17:56,566 --> 00:17:57,533
很纠结

320
00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:05,966
真好吃投了但是他又删掉了

321
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,483
不知道是不是大家投的人多了

322
00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:09,449
他看到了这个

323
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:12,250
说这么多人在这讨论大便有伤

324
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,799
那个什么风化

325
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:17,883
影响咱们哔哩哔哩的那个什么股票

326
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,200
什么市值

327
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,283
不许大便

328
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,649
我没吃啊我只是在喝奶茶

329
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,766
刚刚刚才那个草莓只有3个人

330
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,250
吃但是这个其实挺辣的

331
00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:35,200
大家给你们一些生活

332
00:18:35,483 --> 00:18:36,799
sorry sorry哎呦

333
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,766
我们先生活小常识第一个生活小常识

334
00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,849
就是主播这个什么呢

335
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,450
不是说大别说哈哈哈

336
00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:48,966
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

337
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,966
第一个就是啊现在主播呃什么

338
00:18:57,650 --> 00:19:00,850
不要录17个大便啊

339
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:09,083
啊谢谢风霜已尽精致的50个圣诞精灵

340
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,399
太感谢你了

341
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:15,766
我都不知道如何是好了

342
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:18,249
破费了呢

343
00:19:19,483 --> 00:19:20,966
哎我本来要说什么啊

344
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,200
这什么呢

345
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:26,733
呃我就是嘴那个啥我要说啥来着哦

346
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,366
别大便了我求你了

347
00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:32,250
呃

348
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,533
满脑子大便现在哦生活小常识

349
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,849
做小常识第一个就是啊什么

350
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,366
什么是大便

351
00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:43,933
啊第一个就是那个

352
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,766
哈哈哈哈哈哈他说闻着味就来了

353
00:19:47,766 --> 00:19:49,799
你闻着大便味来的

354
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,200
什么啊

355
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,250
什么刚才哥哥直播间检测

356
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,250
那什么大便这个关键词啊

357
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,333
神经病啊

358
00:19:57,650 --> 00:19:58,933
啊等一下

359
00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:01,766
通过小常识就是主播不是这样说自己

360
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,566
呃铜墙铁壁吗你们知道吗

361
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:08,083
哦不是铜墙铁铁壁啊就是什么胃

362
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,566
就是铜墙铁铁壁啊我的胃啊

363
00:20:11,650 --> 00:20:12,566
然后呢

364
00:20:12,766 --> 00:20:15,366
但是我就是生活小常识就是你

365
00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:16,799
你在铜墙铁壁

366
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:17,799
那个什么

367
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,083
但是不要很晚的时候吃辣的东西

368
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,333
很容易胃痛

369
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:23,250
是呢

370
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:26,366
所有的时候很晚吃辣的就会胃痛

371
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:27,933
啊但现在呢

372
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:31,683
但是有的时候很晚吃也也也不会胃痛

373
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:35,049
所以现在就是在挑战挑战自己

374
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,449
哈哈哈哈

375
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:41,133
哎我就是打小强不吃辣我感觉

376
00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:43,333
人生会缺失很多东西

377
00:20:44,283 --> 00:20:48,249
我的年度那什么外卖关键词一定是多

378
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,200
加辣多加辣多多多

379
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,800
我说一个多加辣都会觉得

380
00:20:55,483 --> 00:20:55,933
我害怕

381
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:58,249
他那个什么只加一点点我每次都是

382
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:01,799
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟多加

383
00:21:01,883 --> 00:21:03,283
哈哈哈

384
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,083
不是啊烧烤这些

385
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,133
完全对我来说不是辣的东西啊

386
00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:23,799
不吃辣我真的觉得我吃不出他的味道

387
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,366
就是哈哈哈我的味觉就是

388
00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:29,083
没有辣我感觉这个

389
00:21:29,366 --> 00:21:31,799
这个这这顿菜这顿饭没味

390
00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:34,533
没味道真的吃不下去说真的

391
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,883
有时候外卖点到那种什么面啊

392
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:40,766
抄手之类的

393
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:41,883
然后他不是很辣的话

394
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,883
我就自己去厨房再加点辣

395
00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:48,933
肠胃炎怎么办我之前那个什么

396
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:50,483
健胃溃疡来着

397
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,649
那个啥调理好了就继续吃呗

398
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:58,400
嗯嗯

399
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:00,933
对我来说很辣的东西只有

400
00:22:01,283 --> 00:22:03,449
你们说那些辣都不叫辣呀

401
00:22:03,483 --> 00:22:06,049
我对我来说辣的东东西只有冷吃吐吧

402
00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:06,883
就是别在

403
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:09,566
半夜吃冷吃吐吃除此之外

404
00:22:09,566 --> 00:22:12,083
都不没有什么会让我胃痛吧应该

405
00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:14,250
嗯

406
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:21,683
之前有有段时间吃那个什么冷吃兔

407
00:22:21,683 --> 00:22:22,799
吃太多了

408
00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:26,483
然后那个啥就胃胃痛了好久好久

409
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,050
胃痛了十来天我才去我才去医院

410
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:32,533
我是不是很牛啊我

411
00:22:32,533 --> 00:22:34,133
这个我不知道我在想什么

412
00:22:34,133 --> 00:22:37,166
就是很不把自己的身体当回事

413
00:22:39,766 --> 00:22:42,766
非常相信身体的那个什么自愈能力

414
00:22:42,766 --> 00:22:44,366
就是很相信自己

415
00:22:44,483 --> 00:22:45,533
但是我但是我

416
00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:48,199
一般来说胃痛的话就是随便买点药吗

417
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,883
但是那啥呢

418
00:22:49,883 --> 00:22:52,533
当时就是胃痛就是整天整天的胃痛

419
00:22:52,683 --> 00:22:53,849
但是我还是感觉可能

420
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,733
明可能明天明天就好了

421
00:22:55,733 --> 00:22:57,199
然后我就不想去医院

422
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,933
啊我真的觉得去医院很麻烦啊

423
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,333
我很讨厌去医院不是快死了

424
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:04,399
我不是不会去医院的一般来说

425
00:23:06,566 --> 00:23:09,399
没有就去医院然后就做那个胃镜

426
00:23:13,283 --> 00:23:13,649
是啊

427
00:23:13,650 --> 00:23:16,333
我真的是那种绝对不想去医院的人

428
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,649
除非这个我感觉这个事情很严重

429
00:23:18,650 --> 00:23:20,200
不然我是绝对不会去的

430
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,883
哎呀就是麻烦真的就是麻烦就是

431
00:23:24,050 --> 00:23:26,366
其实医院离我家很近

432
00:23:26,483 --> 00:23:29,533
但是还是很麻烦

433
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,250
现挂号都可以直接在那什么

434
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,800
现在一般都有那个什么

435
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:41,166
呃谢谢米兹哈701的粉丝团灯牌哦

436
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:43,133
呃你可以在那啥

437
00:23:43,733 --> 00:23:46,083
不敢说他微信都有那种小程序了

438
00:23:47,566 --> 00:23:48,483
除了体检啊

439
00:23:48,483 --> 00:23:51,133
我都好多年没体检了我感觉啊

440
00:23:54,483 --> 00:23:56,883
对呀都是网上挂号很棒方便的

441
00:23:57,366 --> 00:23:59,883
但我还是不去为啥呢我忘了我不知道

442
00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:01,650
咳咳

443
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,566
我有看薇娅的刻板一生大笑

444
00:24:07,566 --> 00:24:08,649
我觉得很好笑来着

445
00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:11,083
但是那个什么我的那个片段那个

446
00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,083
那个鬼畜我是真没看过

447
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,249
带长辈是啊

448
00:24:23,366 --> 00:24:23,883
那不一样

449
00:24:23,883 --> 00:24:26,083
如果有人一直劝我的话我就会去

450
00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,166
然后他说陪我去的话我就会去

451
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:29,733
一般说我朋友一直劝我

452
00:24:29,733 --> 00:24:31,599
然后他要陪我去的话我就愿意

453
00:24:31,850 --> 00:24:34,566
但是让我自己去我就不想去哈哈哈

454
00:24:34,883 --> 00:24:36,849
让我自己去我就不想去

455
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:38,883
嗯

456
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,400
嗯

457
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,733
不是我本来在说啥来着

458
00:24:49,850 --> 00:24:52,933
啊但是今年啊不是今年今年快过去了

459
00:24:52,933 --> 00:24:55,683
可能1月份2月份看找个时间去

460
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,600
OK

461
00:24:59,883 --> 00:25:02,683
谢谢通通令的圣诞精灵啊谢谢你哦哦

462
00:25:03,766 --> 00:25:04,649
哦

463
00:25:06,133 --> 00:25:08,133
然后就去谢谢大麻将的圣诞精灵

464
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,799
哎呀大家太破费了

465
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,533
真的哭死了

466
00:25:16,533 --> 00:25:17,649
然后这啥啊

467
00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:23,600
啊啊啊哦然后这啥

468
00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:25,566
哦啊

469
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,166
哦然后就胃痛了十来天

470
00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:29,683
然后实在受不了了我就那啥了

471
00:25:31,450 --> 00:25:33,200
谢谢贝林师的雨的圣诞精灵啊

472
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,800
谢谢你啊

473
00:25:36,766 --> 00:25:39,683
我在这是我的表情包是吧乱发

474
00:25:42,283 --> 00:25:44,849
然后就就就就去做了那个胃

475
00:25:44,850 --> 00:25:46,600
镜我这辈子第一次做胃镜

476
00:25:52,933 --> 00:25:55,399
谢谢黑暗中的圣诞精灵啊谢谢你哦

477
00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:56,799
谢谢你的小花花

478
00:25:56,883 --> 00:25:57,683
谢谢你哦

479
00:25:58,850 --> 00:25:59,400
还不好吗

480
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,200
还好吧我就无痛的就没啥感觉

481
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:08,199
打那个针很痛来着

482
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,766
就是大家如果有钱的话

483
00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:11,683
去做那个呼吸麻醉

484
00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:15,599
肠镜我没做过

485
00:26:17,766 --> 00:26:20,283
语速能不能慢点我语速快吗

486
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,800
为什么你的无尽无痛胃经也好疼

487
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,083
你是哪个疼法

488
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,366
是不是打那个针的时候很痛啊

489
00:26:29,366 --> 00:26:32,083
我真打那个针我都快哭出来了

490
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:35,283
我好想掏出手机跟我朋友说

491
00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:38,533
诉说我的委屈但是

492
00:26:38,883 --> 00:26:40,999
那个手机放在外面的

493
00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,333
身上所有东西都放外面的

494
00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:47,733
太痛了

495
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:49,933
巨痛啊

496
00:26:49,933 --> 00:26:52,199
打那个针我的眼泪都要流下来了

497
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,000
好冷啊

498
00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:57,800
超级痛啊

499
00:26:59,133 --> 00:26:59,933
嗯嗯

500
00:27:00,533 --> 00:27:03,649
打针很痛啊打的那个那个啥

501
00:27:04,683 --> 00:27:06,049
我忘记了

502
00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:12,199
强劲啊

503
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,166
我以为强劲是从屁股里面伸进去啊

504
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,333
不是吗

505
00:27:20,133 --> 00:27:22,166
胃镜是从嘴里插进去

506
00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:24,683
但是他是先那什么喝一个东西

507
00:27:24,933 --> 00:27:25,733
然后

508
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,250
在嘴巴里放个什么东西

509
00:27:28,683 --> 00:27:31,849
呃但是是先打点滴然后再把你推过去

510
00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:33,366
啊就是嘛

511
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,366
是吧是吗

512
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,283
没做过有没有做过的人出来说

513
00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:41,599
做无痛的不

514
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,166
不可怕的无痛胃经的话

515
00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:45,366
至少我觉得你可以去做那个什么

516
00:27:45,450 --> 00:27:46,600
呃呼吸麻醉

517
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,650
就是吸着吸着就把你麻醉了

518
00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:49,883
应该有这种的吧

519
00:27:50,450 --> 00:27:51,850
去好一点的医院的话

520
00:27:51,966 --> 00:27:53,733
那种打针的吗就真的很痛

521
00:27:53,733 --> 00:27:55,083
我觉得打那个针很痛

522
00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:56,599
他那个药水很痛

523
00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:03,933
啊那我亏了我还付了那个麻醉钱

524
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,366
就是屁眼镜啊那跟我想的一样一样

525
00:28:08,966 --> 00:28:11,733
更不想去了那谁又没社会去做这个呀

526
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,600
静脉注射快痛啊但是我觉得很痛

527
00:28:17,566 --> 00:28:20,683
我觉得就是啊那不然呢弄个啥

528
00:28:21,050 --> 00:28:22,050
那不然呢

529
00:28:23,483 --> 00:28:24,799
你怎么可能从嘴巴里

530
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,083
然后伸到屁股周围去

531
00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:27,483
看你的肠子啊

532
00:28:33,566 --> 00:28:36,533
啊发音好标准的啊皮皮炎

533
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,999
皮炎哈哈

534
00:28:39,683 --> 00:28:41,199
这不掩耳盖铃吗

535
00:28:46,050 --> 00:28:48,933
女孩子不能讲这2个字凭啥屁眼屁眼

536
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:57,049
那这肯定是不会去的了那这谁会去啊

537
00:28:57,050 --> 00:28:59,366
给我1,000块钱我都不一定愿意去

538
00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:01,400
那谁会想去啊

539
00:29:01,883 --> 00:29:02,933
那除非那个什么

540
00:29:02,933 --> 00:29:04,649
明显感觉自己身体有大问题

541
00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:06,083
不然不会去吧

542
00:29:09,533 --> 00:29:10,166
thank you

543
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:12,166
川话怎么说你还想听四川话版本

544
00:29:12,166 --> 00:29:15,166
你要不要听英文版本日文版本的呀

545
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,366
脑袋有什么大毛病是吧

546
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:19,966
哼哼

547
00:29:21,533 --> 00:29:25,199
多生一点你有点好笑那肯定是从

548
00:29:26,366 --> 00:29:27,166
咳咳

549
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,000
嗯

550
00:29:31,966 --> 00:29:32,883
这我不知道啊

551
00:29:32,883 --> 00:29:35,133
我不知道中文的屁眼怎么说

552
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,333
我我也不知道英文的屁眼怎么说啊

553
00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:38,733
只知道屁股吧

554
00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:41,249
那谁平时会说屁眼啊

555
00:29:44,966 --> 00:29:46,566
常见是从嘴巴里啊

556
00:29:48,966 --> 00:29:52,449
s o是吗哦我以为不是呢原来是吗

557
00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:56,166
s是屁股呀哦s o s o

558
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:01,199
那日文的呢

559
00:30:10,366 --> 00:30:11,333
啊嗯

560
00:30:12,766 --> 00:30:13,999
啊呀

561
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,200
丢人

562
00:30:23,883 --> 00:30:26,199
不是我想说他们非得让我说

563
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,533
本来是在聊那个身体健康

564
00:30:31,533 --> 00:30:34,533
然后很正常的话题他们就一直想听

565
00:30:37,283 --> 00:30:38,083
uh huh

566
00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:42,333
oh

567
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:43,600
你们就说

568
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,933
我是不是本来在说胃痛的事情

569
00:30:45,933 --> 00:30:47,683
然后去做胃镜的事情

570
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,050
然后有人说了肠镜也是从嘴巴进去

571
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,533
然后我才开始科普

572
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,200
真的

573
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,850
然后他们是非要让我说那个什么

574
00:30:56,850 --> 00:30:57,650
我就说呃

575
00:30:57,650 --> 00:31:00,133
然后后来确认我就说应该是从闭眼睛

576
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,883
然后他们就说什么想听

577
00:31:01,883 --> 00:31:03,449
我说用四川话说

578
00:31:03,450 --> 00:31:04,650
然后我就说

579
00:31:04,766 --> 00:31:06,133
想听我用四川话说

580
00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:08,249
是不是还想听用英文和日文说

581
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:10,800
他们就说好想好想啊

582
00:31:11,966 --> 00:31:13,449
巨变态啊我都不知道

583
00:31:13,450 --> 00:31:16,000
为什么我这边的观众这么变态啊

584
00:31:16,366 --> 00:31:17,533
饼干这有问题

585
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,133
我有啥兴趣啊

586
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:27,050
你看他这个人还在你先用四川话说说

587
00:31:30,283 --> 00:31:32,766
要来说应该是那个什么

588
00:31:33,966 --> 00:31:34,883
寡不敌众啊

589
00:31:34,883 --> 00:31:38,483
就是观众可以把话题带走的

590
00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:43,250
外说杂谈就是什么呢主播起个头然后

591
00:31:43,366 --> 00:31:46,399
呃就是跟着弹幕那个随波逐流

592
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,133
大家带我去哪我就去哪

593
00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:53,966
hmm

594
00:31:57,533 --> 00:32:00,883
哪有PV啊你们就说是不是这个走向吗

595
00:32:00,883 --> 00:32:02,849
我本来是不是在说胃痛的事情

596
00:32:02,850 --> 00:32:04,166
再说生活小常识

597
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,283
别再太晚吃辣的

598
00:32:05,283 --> 00:32:06,766
本来还想提醒你们来着

599
00:32:06,766 --> 00:32:08,683
我还想说不要再太晚吃辣的

600
00:32:08,683 --> 00:32:10,966
然后大家胃会痛痛的哦

601
00:32:10,966 --> 00:32:13,166
还在给你们讲生活小常识

602
00:32:15,050 --> 00:32:17,133
结果现在就是这么对我的NO

603
00:32:19,050 --> 00:32:22,600
随风不是话题随着他们随风逐流

604
00:32:25,283 --> 00:32:26,083
真的很那个

605
00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:28,933
真的真的很那个我这心都寒了说实话

606
00:32:30,850 --> 00:32:31,650
哎excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

607
00:32:42,366 --> 00:32:43,166
啊

608
00:32:51,366 --> 00:32:52,733
哎我都说我小强是傻哎

609
00:32:52,733 --> 00:32:54,599
但是我剩下的一个说我小小强

610
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,566
也不是很见

611
00:32:55,566 --> 00:32:57,133
见见见的光啊

612
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,050
你这样搞的我很那个

613
00:33:02,883 --> 00:33:03,683
嗯

614
00:33:05,933 --> 00:33:09,533
什么你讲的也不是这个呀

615
00:33:22,566 --> 00:33:25,133
我哪有我们俩讲的也不是这个呀

616
00:33:27,050 --> 00:33:29,766
是我的第二个那个什么生活小战士

617
00:33:33,366 --> 00:33:34,683
我的第二个生活小常

618
00:33:34,683 --> 00:33:36,849
小常是鲜叶飞圣珍珠的药茶

619
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,200
豆浆奶的粉丝灯牌

620
00:33:38,566 --> 00:33:40,799
第二个生活小常是是那个啥

621
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,450
我想大家呃不要憋尿来着

622
00:33:45,450 --> 00:33:46,933
憋尿也会那什么

623
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,200
肠胃痛哈哈哈呃还是屎尿屁啊

624
00:33:53,283 --> 00:33:56,683
just就是那个啥昨天晚上那啥直播

625
00:33:56,683 --> 00:33:58,533
然后一直没有去上厕所

626
00:33:58,566 --> 00:34:00,533
要下播感觉肠胃好痛啊

627
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,333
大家不要变样

628
00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:07,999
啊但是也不要那个啥

629
00:34:08,366 --> 00:34:10,166
跟你们讲主播这方面可有研究

630
00:34:10,166 --> 00:34:12,333
但是你不要你也不要一有

631
00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:14,533
一一感觉到有一点想上厕所

632
00:34:14,533 --> 00:34:15,999
然后就赶紧去尿尿

633
00:34:16,050 --> 00:34:18,600
因为我我之前真的看过这个科普

634
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,133
就是说如果你太那个什么你就是

635
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:23,450
稍微有一点尿你就赶紧去尿尿的话

636
00:34:23,450 --> 00:34:24,766
然后你的呃

637
00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:27,599
人的身体就是那种你知道吗

638
00:34:28,366 --> 00:34:30,449
不用则废你知道吗

639
00:34:30,766 --> 00:34:33,283
他他是有那种伸缩弹性的

640
00:34:33,283 --> 00:34:35,533
然后你你本来你的那个什么

641
00:34:36,883 --> 00:34:38,683
本来你的那个什么呃

642
00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:41,400
蓄尿池然后可以可以续

643
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,883
那啥呃300 ml来着然后你一有一点点尿

644
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:48,249
然后哎我跟你讲清楚点

645
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,133
本来如果你的蓄尿池有300 ml

646
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,533
然后你到200的时候

647
00:34:52,533 --> 00:34:54,083
你的身体会告诉你一个信号

648
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:55,333
说该上厕所了

649
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,200
对吧

650
00:34:56,450 --> 00:34:59,133
但是你每次有一点点尿尿你可能有50M

651
00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:00,200
你就去尿尿的话

652
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,966
然后你的身体就会逐渐觉得

653
00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:04,333
哦50M也有的尿尿就要赶紧去

654
00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:05,883
去给给他提醒了

655
00:35:05,883 --> 00:35:07,049
然后让他去尿尿了

656
00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:07,999
久而久之的话

657
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,200
你可能啊只有那个什么30M

658
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:11,200
一点点尿意

659
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,000
然后你的身体就告诉你赶紧去尿尿

660
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:13,850
赶紧去尿尿

661
00:35:13,933 --> 00:35:15,599
然后你就会那个啥

662
00:35:15,650 --> 00:35:18,733
你的训尿池就会越来越那个那个

663
00:35:18,966 --> 00:35:19,766
哈哈

664
00:35:24,050 --> 00:35:26,733
哪里出现啊这不是生活小常识吗

665
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,766
那我看到一些生活小常识

666
00:35:28,766 --> 00:35:30,449
分享给你们也不行啊

667
00:35:36,283 --> 00:35:37,083
啊

668
00:35:37,683 --> 00:35:38,483
哈

669
00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:41,966
第12天飞行员的ACC

670
00:35:42,050 --> 00:35:45,933
老师每次多糖都害得你憋坏了

671
00:35:46,850 --> 00:35:49,200
老师也没让你不去上厕所啊

672
00:35:57,083 --> 00:35:57,883
哼

673
00:35:58,483 --> 00:36:01,166
咋把前卫吓跑了吗没有吧

674
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,050
有没有学到了吗

675
00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:07,533
嗯

676
00:36:10,283 --> 00:36:12,733
啊不这也不能聊啊

677
00:36:12,933 --> 00:36:15,283
没事吧我感觉其实没事的

678
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,650
已经萎缩了怎么扩充一下

679
00:36:17,650 --> 00:36:19,283
那你就多憋憋了吧

680
00:36:20,366 --> 00:36:21,999
穿个纸尿裤多憋憋

681
00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:29,849
真的会肠胃痛的

682
00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:34,933
有的时候我一直赖在床上不起床然后

683
00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:35,799
然后

684
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,166
不起床的话也没有办法上厕所对吧

685
00:36:39,883 --> 00:36:41,366
然后一直躺在床上

686
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,399
不是去上厕所然后躺到很晚

687
00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:46,483
然后才起床上厕所也会感觉肠胃会痛

688
00:36:46,483 --> 00:36:48,049
可能就是憋尿憋太久了

689
00:36:48,050 --> 00:36:49,400
不知道你们会不会啊

690
00:36:50,366 --> 00:36:51,166
嗯哼

691
00:36:55,166 --> 00:36:56,683
是的吗是的

692
00:36:56,883 --> 00:36:59,849
就这样的就是一个正常的讨论来着

693
00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:05,999
是屎尿屁专场

694
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,850
哪有这种专场啊怎么搞个直播企划

695
00:37:08,850 --> 00:37:10,483
今天是屎尿屁专场

696
00:37:19,533 --> 00:37:21,366
啊这是纸尿裤

697
00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:34,599
下一个话题我想想

698
00:37:35,683 --> 00:37:36,999
想跟你们说什么来着

699
00:37:41,483 --> 00:37:44,766
嗯来点大肠杆菌大肠杆菌铁粉来了

700
00:37:48,650 --> 00:37:50,000
第三条哪来第三条

701
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,966
主播哪有那么多生活小常识啊

702
00:37:53,883 --> 00:37:56,366
哈哈哈哈

703
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:02,733
这种兔兔呢

704
00:38:03,366 --> 00:38:05,966
很辣的正常人吃不了的OK

705
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,000
喝奶茶变凉水尿片

706
00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:16,333
怎么说呢主播是个什么净化人种

707
00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:19,849
我都跟你们说过了

708
00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:21,933
我听到这些我是不会影响我的胃口的

709
00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:23,399
因为我小时候那个啥

710
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,800
那啥就不是有俩小孩

711
00:38:26,133 --> 00:38:28,133
但我也是小孩的时候他们就

712
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,683
就一直在那个什么

713
00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:32,049
每次吃午饭的时候都讲这些

714
00:38:33,933 --> 00:38:36,483
讲的可恶心可恶心了我都训练出来了

715
00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:38,133
现在不管别人跟我说什么

716
00:38:38,133 --> 00:38:39,999
我都能面不改色的吃东西

717
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,000
嗯

718
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,000
你越聊这种越有食欲

719
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,133
那你有点精神病啊

720
00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:48,083
那我跟你不是一样

721
00:38:48,083 --> 00:38:50,733
你别在这你也是我们不一样

722
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,133
你别在这你也是

723
00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:53,049
搞得好像我也是

724
00:38:53,050 --> 00:38:55,533
我没有啊我可没有越聊这种越有食欲

725
00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:56,999
你什么变态啊

726
00:38:57,050 --> 00:38:57,966
别把我带上

727
00:38:58,850 --> 00:39:00,533
你你别别别切歌

728
00:39:00,683 --> 00:39:04,766
你谁啊你还在这我也是我们受吗

729
00:39:04,850 --> 00:39:07,333
哈哈我们受吗

730
00:39:09,566 --> 00:39:11,049
我真受不了

731
00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:20,133
宝宝震泼了有吗

732
00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:23,799
没有吧说什么呢

733
00:39:30,083 --> 00:39:32,049
yeah谢九芳月华的粉丝团

734
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,450
我长大之后就没被人说过这种

735
00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:35,650
这种形容词

736
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,200
NO

737
00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:47,166
谢谢秋叶片的圣诞精灵啊谢谢柠檬

738
00:39:48,483 --> 00:39:49,283
嗯

739
00:39:52,366 --> 00:39:54,999
大家没事干帮我想想我圣诞节干嘛

740
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,366
圣诞节25号是吧

741
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,850
24号是平安夜是吧

742
00:39:57,850 --> 00:40:00,483
嗨我真是从小就没过过这种节日

743
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:01,366
我过过吗

744
00:40:01,366 --> 00:40:02,283
我没过过

745
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,850
这地方放低的正等精灵啊这牛啊

746
00:40:16,533 --> 00:40:18,799
不是你要帮我想个那种好一点的

747
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,733
别搞的这么平淡好吗

748
00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:25,083
啊怎么好可怜

749
00:40:25,683 --> 00:40:28,283
还好吧自己不是特别想过来

750
00:40:28,483 --> 00:40:32,333
但我觉得圣诞节还是挺挺挺可爱的

751
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,333
不过杨杰主播还是这句话

752
00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:42,249
没人跟你逛你就直说好吧

753
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,566
不信这个时候有个漂亮

754
00:40:44,966 --> 00:40:46,733
小妹妹小姐姐跟你说走

755
00:40:46,733 --> 00:40:48,049
咱们出去过圣诞节吧

756
00:40:48,050 --> 00:40:49,650
你跟他说过洋节

757
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:52,883
嗯嗯

758
00:40:53,733 --> 00:40:55,766
先挑战112的圣诞精灵

759
00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:57,333
交换礼物

760
00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:59,649
我跟大家又不线下怎么交换礼物

761
00:41:12,050 --> 00:41:12,733
你真是有

762
00:41:12,733 --> 00:41:14,166
真有那种漂亮的小姐姐

763
00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:15,733
小妹妹跟你说什么

764
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,400
走咱们出门去过清明节

765
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,200
你你可能都那啥

766
00:41:19,933 --> 00:41:22,283
说等一下等我5分钟弄个发卡儿

767
00:41:31,450 --> 00:41:34,050
silent night

768
00:41:35,450 --> 00:41:37,450
lonely night

769
00:41:55,283 --> 00:41:56,083
咳咳

770
00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,333
呼呼呼

771
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,883
嗯一起打一起烧纸也不是不行啊

772
00:42:12,483 --> 00:42:14,333
圣诞节请个假你去哪

773
00:42:14,566 --> 00:42:16,449
把圣诞礼物留下就可以

774
00:42:17,650 --> 00:42:19,250
你跟谁一起过啊

775
00:42:21,050 --> 00:42:22,683
把礼物留下好吧

776
00:42:23,933 --> 00:42:35,683
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

777
00:42:39,133 --> 00:42:42,966
跟朋友和他未婚妻呃你去当电灯泡啊

778
00:42:43,733 --> 00:42:44,533
哼

779
00:42:49,850 --> 00:42:52,683
圣诞节不放假但是晚上又不上班呢

780
00:42:56,283 --> 00:42:57,083
uh huh

781
00:42:59,766 --> 00:43:02,533
圣诞礼物只有一份不是给小帅的呢

782
00:43:02,533 --> 00:43:04,366
啊那你给别人吧哼

783
00:43:04,733 --> 00:43:06,566
反正会有别人给我的

784
00:43:08,533 --> 00:43:10,533
上集是周末吗我看啊

785
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,050
对啊

786
00:43:13,166 --> 00:43:16,849
25号是周日呢24号是平安夜

787
00:43:17,966 --> 00:43:19,166
没错的呢

788
00:43:21,050 --> 00:43:23,200
啊啊

789
00:43:28,050 --> 00:43:28,850
啊

790
00:43:36,366 --> 00:43:37,166
嗯

791
00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:40,850
前辈会给小帅礼物吗

792
00:43:40,850 --> 00:43:41,883
不可能吧

793
00:43:41,883 --> 00:43:43,049
这现在哪来得及啊

794
00:43:43,050 --> 00:43:44,566
我不是刚认识大家吗

795
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,800
啊

796
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,083
这饼干碎会给小碎礼物

797
00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:13,049
好好好到时候多给点好吧

798
00:44:18,566 --> 00:44:19,683
很多弥补

799
00:44:26,366 --> 00:44:30,449
噔噔噔噔噔噔

800
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,000
hmm

801
00:44:36,683 --> 00:44:38,166
我吃不吃那个呢

802
00:44:38,483 --> 00:44:39,766
我考虑一下

803
00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:52,133
hmm

804
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,133
我给大家的礼物

805
00:45:07,283 --> 00:45:08,199
今生吗

806
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,600
怎么有圣诞今生虽然我还没有录啊

807
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:15,800
咳

808
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,650
我不知道囤啥

809
00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:22,366
我没有很多很喜欢吃的零食

810
00:45:25,450 --> 00:45:27,250
8点你去吃冷吃兔

811
00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:30,133
证明一下你的吃辣能力好吧

812
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,400
这也不是说巨辣吧

813
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,283
是我平时吃到的相对比较辣的东西

814
00:45:54,483 --> 00:45:55,283
嗯

815
00:46:02,733 --> 00:46:04,333
老是给我流汗干嘛

816
00:46:04,333 --> 00:46:06,799
现在也没聊什么奇怪的话题

817
00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:10,133
哈哈

818
00:46:16,566 --> 00:46:17,999
咳咳咳

819
00:46:27,933 --> 00:46:28,733
嗯

820
00:46:29,050 --> 00:46:30,400
我觉得是不一样的了

821
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,766
能吃兔和马拉王子的话

822
00:46:33,250 --> 00:46:34,566
发烧了吗

823
00:46:35,283 --> 00:46:38,166
哎呀心疼你啊可怜

824
00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:43,533
关怀到这就可以了吧

825
00:46:43,650 --> 00:46:45,766
我不知道要怎么安慰人来着

826
00:46:46,766 --> 00:46:48,933
差不多到这种程度应该就OK了啊

827
00:46:53,450 --> 00:46:55,250
哪里阴阳怪气啊啊

828
00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:57,250
我看一下我之前怎么安慰我朋友来着

829
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,733
但是我会跟我朋友说饱就会显得呃

830
00:47:01,733 --> 00:47:02,333
亲切一点

831
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:03,999
但是我又不想跟你们说饱

832
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,533
看一下我朋友之前有什么不舒服

833
00:47:11,533 --> 00:47:13,166
我怎么说的呢

834
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,800
AH

835
00:47:35,566 --> 00:47:36,366
一下

836
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,450
看看

837
00:47:47,050 --> 00:47:47,883
um嗯

838
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,000
快跑

839
00:47:53,450 --> 00:47:56,200
哎呀怎么找不着啊我难道当时没买

840
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,333
没说饱呢

841
00:47:57,366 --> 00:47:58,966
我想想我当时怎么关心他来着

842
00:47:58,966 --> 00:48:00,966
我说的是嗯

843
00:48:02,766 --> 00:48:04,799
难受我说你难受了吗

844
00:48:05,733 --> 00:48:08,249
从这里找找线索线索啊

845
00:48:17,166 --> 00:48:17,966
hmm

846
00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:23,799
啊我说我说我说的t t

847
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,683
我说的t t哈哈哈

848
00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:32,133
我朋友说先睡了实在难受我室友说t t

849
00:48:32,166 --> 00:48:32,966
好

850
00:48:33,566 --> 00:48:37,483
没有你我跟谁说话踢踢踢踢踢踢

851
00:48:40,450 --> 00:48:42,766
但这也表现出了很依赖啊

852
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:50,333
是踢踢就是表现了难过啊不

853
00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:52,249
是在酷酷了吗我还说了你

854
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:53,533
你睡了我跟谁

855
00:48:53,533 --> 00:48:54,999
没有你我跟谁说话

856
00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:56,766
这还不那个啊

857
00:48:56,850 --> 00:48:58,000
这意思是失去你

858
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,533
我今天晚上都不知道要怎么度过好了

859
00:49:00,533 --> 00:49:01,333
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

860
00:49:05,733 --> 00:49:07,199
不是这都不行吗

861
00:49:08,650 --> 00:49:11,533
封号封号我的日常不用封号封号啊

862
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,333
我看看啊

863
00:49:16,283 --> 00:49:17,283
这个什么

864
00:49:18,083 --> 00:49:20,083
哎呀怎么找不出一些温情的话语啊

865
00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:21,683
不会吧我说了呀

866
00:49:21,933 --> 00:49:23,683
等下充个电啊手机快没电了

867
00:49:23,683 --> 00:49:25,883
有主播的医生手机都在没电

868
00:49:33,933 --> 00:49:36,249
哎我还说了没有你我我我跟谁

869
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,283
我我我说啥

870
00:49:37,283 --> 00:49:38,649
我说没有你我怎么

871
00:49:38,933 --> 00:49:39,849
这个还不那个

872
00:49:39,850 --> 00:49:42,400
意思是没有你我都不知道如何是好了

873
00:49:44,566 --> 00:49:47,166
没有你我该如何度过这个夜晚

874
00:49:47,166 --> 00:49:49,566
我的意思意思是这样的好吗

875
00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:53,449
啾啾啾啾啾啾

876
00:49:59,050 --> 00:50:00,733
不是我只是有个聊天记录找不着

877
00:50:00,733 --> 00:50:01,599
我现在问他

878
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,766
哎之前你跟我说你不舒服

879
00:50:04,766 --> 00:50:06,333
我怎么安慰你的来着

880
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:08,049
我好像说了什么宝之类的

881
00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:11,400
但是我现在看聊天记录没找着

882
00:50:14,566 --> 00:50:16,883
就是你第一次我在语音叔叔啊

883
00:50:18,883 --> 00:50:20,683
跟我说你赢了的时候

884
00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:23,533
为什么说赢了

885
00:50:23,533 --> 00:50:25,566
然后他识别出来是赢了呢

886
00:50:25,566 --> 00:50:27,049
我明明说的很标准啊

887
00:50:27,283 --> 00:50:28,566
赢了sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

888
00:50:31,733 --> 00:50:33,249
杨乐的时候

889
00:50:34,483 --> 00:50:36,049
为什么是杨乐啊

890
00:50:39,650 --> 00:50:40,800
god咳咳

891
00:50:46,166 --> 00:50:49,166
朋友扬了没有啊我跟他最近没见面啊

892
00:50:53,766 --> 00:50:54,649
我不想打字啊

893
00:50:54,650 --> 00:50:55,333
好累啊

894
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:58,249
我我基本上现在经常都是语音输入的

895
00:50:59,766 --> 00:51:01,449
然后呢你想说明什么

896
00:51:02,650 --> 00:51:02,850
啊

897
00:51:02,850 --> 00:51:05,000
我在回我朋友另外一个朋友的消息啊

898
00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:06,050
呵呵

899
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,933
how难过

900
00:51:12,966 --> 00:51:15,566
我妈妈呢没啥问题啊

901
00:51:15,683 --> 00:51:17,083
我不知道他到底养没养

902
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:18,533
我都买不着那个

903
00:51:19,083 --> 00:51:21,733
买不着那个那个那个他就自己吃了

904
00:51:21,733 --> 00:51:23,799
药但是也没有发烧吧

905
00:51:23,966 --> 00:51:25,999
嗯就是有点那个什么

906
00:51:26,883 --> 00:51:29,133
嗓子不舒服之类的然后就好了

907
00:51:29,483 --> 00:51:30,849
那我怎么没扬呢

908
00:51:30,850 --> 00:51:31,933
好奇怪啊

909
00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:34,683
我妈说他们公司应该大家都扬了来着

910
00:51:34,683 --> 00:51:37,133
大家都是差不多不舒服的症状

911
00:51:38,533 --> 00:51:39,399
方圆没抢到吗

912
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,333
因为我经常就是在12点过多少分才想

913
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:43,133
起来

914
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,283
为啥呢说不定我现在就痒了

915
00:51:50,283 --> 00:51:52,133
说实话因为我现在偶尔的时候

916
00:51:52,133 --> 00:51:53,733
感觉嗓子有点那个痒痒的

917
00:51:53,733 --> 00:51:56,933
咳嗽呃痒痒的就是会咳嗽一下

918
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,683
但是没有别的症状啊

919
00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:00,199
好奇怪哦

920
00:52:02,333 --> 00:52:04,966
silent night

921
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,200
lonely night

922
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:15,600
uh huh

923
00:52:21,133 --> 00:52:23,883
但我妈现在都好了我还能再潜伏期吗

924
00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:26,933
快了真的假的呀

925
00:52:27,483 --> 00:52:30,333
但是我朋友他之前养了的话他就是

926
00:52:30,450 --> 00:52:31,966
呃他妈妈养了

927
00:52:31,966 --> 00:52:34,083
没多久还没好的时候他就养了

928
00:52:35,533 --> 00:52:37,849
我有布洛芬啊是布洛芬吗

929
00:52:37,933 --> 00:52:40,333
怎么说出来感觉这个名字这么陌生啊

930
00:52:43,050 --> 00:52:45,133
是布洛芬吧是布洛芬

931
00:52:47,733 --> 00:52:50,683
前不正常吗OK OK OK OK OK

932
00:52:51,083 --> 00:52:52,249
我身边啊我身边

933
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,600
因为我身边人比较少嘛

934
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,400
我两个朋友确实都养了

935
00:53:07,650 --> 00:53:11,566
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

936
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,450
嘟

937
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,133
啊为什么我说布洛芬很

938
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,766
陌生因为我平时

939
00:53:18,883 --> 00:53:22,049
那啥大家知道布洛芬是那个什么吗

940
00:53:22,050 --> 00:53:23,000
就是女生那个

941
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,283
痛经了的时候一般会吃这个吗

942
00:53:25,283 --> 00:53:28,566
就比较管用但它且没有巨管用

943
00:53:28,650 --> 00:53:31,450
因为它是在你痛经之前吃

944
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,283
最好就是呃

945
00:53:33,283 --> 00:53:34,999
你快痛了然后就赶紧吃

946
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,933
然后已经痛了的话再吃的话

947
00:53:37,250 --> 00:53:38,650
效果就没那么好了

948
00:53:38,683 --> 00:53:40,249
啊但是我自己不吃啊

949
00:53:40,333 --> 00:53:41,199
有的时候我感觉

950
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,683
可以研究一下我的身体啊

951
00:53:42,683 --> 00:53:43,933
基本上从来不痛经

952
00:53:44,050 --> 00:53:45,000
然后也没啥

953
00:53:45,283 --> 00:53:45,999
特别感受

954
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,450
感觉那个啥科学家可以研究一下我

955
00:53:48,450 --> 00:53:49,766
然后造福一下

956
00:53:49,933 --> 00:53:52,199
全全全人类的女性

957
00:54:00,166 --> 00:54:00,966
UGH

958
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,000
Huh

959
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,333
学到了啊

960
00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:09,966
对啊有的人痛经很厉害的

961
00:54:09,966 --> 00:54:11,649
他吃菠萝粉也没用

962
00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:24,399
喝冰水也不不痛吗不痛啊真不痛

963
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:26,600
但是反而的话

964
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,050
如果吃太辣了的话就会痛

965
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,650
就比如说我想想

966
00:54:33,733 --> 00:54:34,849
我一天30天都在

967
00:54:34,850 --> 00:54:37,200
一个月30天都在播根本就没找到规律

968
00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,933
你找不着没啥我没啥那个啥

969
00:54:40,050 --> 00:54:43,600
除非我自己作死我吃呃我夏天的话

970
00:54:43,933 --> 00:54:45,199
就是我有的时候吃

971
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,966
冰淇淋吃的很狂热你知道吗

972
00:54:46,966 --> 00:54:48,333
但是有的时候又不吃

973
00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:49,799
但我吃的很狂热的时候一天可

974
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:50,966
以吃3个冰淇淋

975
00:54:51,083 --> 00:54:53,883
然后我就算生理期我也照样吃3个

976
00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:55,649
我是不会管的

977
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,400
巧了你也没这么吃

978
00:55:01,650 --> 00:55:04,000
嗯我我我是我要吃冰的

979
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:04,650
我就是要吃冰的

980
00:55:04,650 --> 00:55:06,366
而且我那个什么呃

981
00:55:06,966 --> 00:55:08,533
就是有的跟朋友出门

982
00:55:08,533 --> 00:55:10,566
有的时候他们就会说啊我有什么痛经

983
00:55:10,566 --> 00:55:12,849
不不不喝奶茶不喝冰的

984
00:55:12,850 --> 00:55:16,050
但是我就是不管我就是吃喝冰的

985
00:55:16,050 --> 00:55:17,850
主打一个不怕死

986
00:55:17,933 --> 00:55:20,166
但就是没有任何那个什么呀

987
00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:21,649
就是就是不会难受啊

988
00:55:21,766 --> 00:55:25,399
但是那个啥但是如果作死的话比如说

989
00:55:25,766 --> 00:55:28,566
嗯比如说明天会生理期

990
00:55:28,566 --> 00:55:30,599
然后今天晚上吃的很辣很辣

991
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,000
就比如说吃了很多冷吃兔

992
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,883
我基本上只有吃冷吃兔啊大家

993
00:55:33,933 --> 00:55:34,283
我真的

994
00:55:34,283 --> 00:55:36,366
只有吃冷吃兔才会那个什么胃痛

995
00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:38,849
别的吃任何我都感觉不到它是辣的

996
00:55:39,283 --> 00:55:41,249
只有吃冷吃兔是那个什么

997
00:55:41,566 --> 00:55:42,766
冷吃兔如果很晚

998
00:55:42,766 --> 00:55:46,283
比如说1012点了10点吧10点半以后吃的话

999
00:55:46,450 --> 00:55:49,283
吃的多的话就就有概率就胃痛

1000
00:55:52,483 --> 00:55:54,599
不是他会叠加他是哦

1001
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,200
如果很晚吃那什么很辣的

1002
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,650
然后第二天还生理期的话

1003
00:55:58,650 --> 00:56:00,533
他叠加起来就会要死不活啊

1004
00:56:00,533 --> 00:56:02,083
我以前那个什么吃冷吃兔

1005
00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:02,733
我也不知道为啥

1006
00:56:02,733 --> 00:56:03,649
但现在不怎么痛啊

1007
00:56:03,650 --> 00:56:06,050
我有有一次那什么就是生理期

1008
00:56:06,050 --> 00:56:07,483
然后我又吃冷吃兔

1009
00:56:07,483 --> 00:56:08,683
然后痛到我在床上

1010
00:56:08,766 --> 00:56:11,566
呃什么就是我流冷汗我感觉我

1011
00:56:11,733 --> 00:56:13,849
我撑不过今天晚上

1012
00:56:14,133 --> 00:56:16,599
我的手都那什么就是呃

1013
00:56:16,650 --> 00:56:18,650
手都摁到120上面了

1014
00:56:18,650 --> 00:56:20,533
感觉马上要拉去急救了

1015
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,166
太痛了我靠

1016
00:56:26,566 --> 00:56:27,333
今天吃的多吗

1017
00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:29,766
我现在一直说话说话怎么吃的多啊

1018
00:56:29,966 --> 00:56:32,083
这一直说话嘴巴没停过

1019
00:56:34,283 --> 00:56:34,849
啊对啊

1020
00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:37,166
但是过了没多久还是在吃来着

1021
00:56:37,166 --> 00:56:37,999
但是我不

1022
00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:39,883
不太敢很晚还吃了

1023
00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:45,199
对对对我感觉这个是有遗传的

1024
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,966
那种痛经的女生的话

1025
00:56:46,966 --> 00:56:48,449
就是真的很痛很痛来着

1026
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,800
以前那个什么

1027
00:56:50,283 --> 00:56:51,533
班上有个女生

1028
00:56:51,566 --> 00:56:52,366
她是她是

1029
00:56:52,366 --> 00:56:53,933
每次那种什么生理期

1030
00:56:53,933 --> 00:56:55,766
都要请几天假的那种

1031
00:56:56,766 --> 00:56:58,733
只能痛苦的躺在床上

1032
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:03,449
然后还有一个那什么认识的一个女生

1033
00:57:03,450 --> 00:57:04,400
他就是那种

1034
00:57:04,483 --> 00:57:05,366
我感觉痛经

1035
00:57:05,366 --> 00:57:07,849
他就是那种什么床都下不得的那种

1036
00:57:07,850 --> 00:57:09,133
就感觉的要死不活

1037
00:57:09,133 --> 00:57:10,733
整个人脸也苍白

1038
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:15,483
好惨啊哎感觉自己真是太幸运了

1039
00:57:19,933 --> 00:57:20,933
科学家可以

1040
00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:23,649
研究一下为什么痛经的人不痛经啊

1041
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,166
造福一下全全

1042
00:57:27,050 --> 00:57:28,533
全世界的女性

1043
00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:30,450
真的我看他

1044
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,566
他说他下床去上厕所就就是那种

1045
00:57:34,683 --> 00:57:37,333
下完床都要蹲在地上缓很久

1046
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:43,850
都不知道他们这辈子怎么办

1047
00:57:43,850 --> 00:57:45,566
而且还每个月这样一次

1048
00:57:45,566 --> 00:57:46,733
太可怜了

1049
00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:51,850
还好你也不痛

1050
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,283
你说风凉话是吧

1051
00:57:57,933 --> 00:58:00,199
啊我又想起来一个知识你们知道吗

1052
00:58:00,450 --> 00:58:01,533
就是那个啥

1053
00:58:06,133 --> 00:58:09,199
不要说一个什么什么屎尿屁的冷知识

1054
00:58:09,366 --> 00:58:10,166
就是

1055
00:58:11,050 --> 00:58:13,333
科学家发现有的那种什么消化

1056
00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:14,683
嗯或者是说

1057
00:58:15,733 --> 00:58:17,849
是哈哈哈哈

1058
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,333
就是那种肠胃

1059
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,366
哈哈哈就那种消化不太好的人

1060
00:58:22,366 --> 00:58:24,083
和那种消化好的人吗

1061
00:58:25,650 --> 00:58:27,733
那我只想讲一个小知识

1062
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,083
那什么呢那叫什么呢

1063
00:58:34,766 --> 00:58:35,649
这有什么呢

1064
00:58:35,650 --> 00:58:37,650
就是反正就是消化吗

1065
00:58:37,650 --> 00:58:39,483
都是有些什么什么菌这里

1066
00:58:39,483 --> 00:58:41,083
但是不是大肠梗菌好吗

1067
00:58:41,133 --> 00:58:43,366
他说发现那个什么把一些

1068
00:58:43,883 --> 00:58:45,966
就是我感觉好像确实有这么做来着

1069
00:58:45,966 --> 00:58:46,766
就是如果

1070
00:58:46,933 --> 00:58:48,533
有的人他那个什么消化特别不好

1071
00:58:48,533 --> 00:58:49,566
可以从那个什么

1072
00:58:49,883 --> 00:58:52,333
消化的很好的人的那个什么大便中

1073
00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:53,449
提取什么什么

1074
00:58:53,483 --> 00:58:55,333
然后然后制作成什么什么

1075
00:58:55,333 --> 00:58:57,166
然后那个什么什么好

1076
00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:59,366
像是这样我也不太记得很清楚

1077
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,450
总言之是从消化好的人的那个什么

1078
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:05,166
嗯怎么提取呢

1079
00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:06,483
总而言之是那个什么

1080
00:59:06,483 --> 00:59:09,333
一直到那个消化不太好的人身体里

1081
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,133
对对对菌那个什么菌群

1082
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,650
但是我不知道是不是从大便中提取啊

1083
00:59:20,883 --> 00:59:23,166
是吧是吧就是这个是真的

1084
00:59:24,133 --> 00:59:26,283
对对对菌群移植来着

1085
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,650
看吧主播的那什么

1086
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:31,283
我没有那么喜欢大便

1087
00:59:31,283 --> 00:59:33,999
主播只是没有像你们一样大惊小怪的

1088
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,200
主播就是一个什么都可以说的人罢了

1089
00:59:37,966 --> 00:59:39,799
我感觉别的主播应该也能说吧

1090
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,733
只是他们可能

1091
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,800
呃什么话题没有讲到这来着

1092
00:59:44,566 --> 00:59:46,966
silent night

1093
00:59:52,533 --> 00:59:53,599
从哪学来的

1094
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:57,883
就是为什么有的就是从抖音看来的

1095
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:02,600
啊啊

1096
01:00:12,050 --> 01:00:13,166
还好没点夜宵

1097
01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:15,849
我只是说你这个人有点狭隘了好吧

1098
01:00:16,166 --> 01:00:18,649
真有人看到这种就吃不下了

1099
01:00:20,533 --> 01:00:21,366
都怎么你了

1100
01:00:21,366 --> 01:00:23,599
那你们还不知道这些小知识呢

1101
01:00:29,366 --> 01:00:31,733
看看美少女那我还不如看见帅哥

1102
01:00:33,966 --> 01:00:35,883
美女我也有看的好吗

1103
01:00:40,683 --> 01:00:42,333
什么时候开头我都不知道啊

1104
01:00:42,333 --> 01:00:45,333
我的staff失联了家人们我的staff

1105
01:00:47,450 --> 01:00:50,450
哈哈不是有点好笑主要是

1106
01:00:51,283 --> 01:00:52,133
是我昨天

1107
01:00:52,683 --> 01:00:57,366
催他那啥吗然后发了个语音哈哈哈哈

1108
01:00:57,450 --> 01:01:00,766
不是那他说他最近扬了然后

1109
01:01:00,933 --> 01:01:03,049
呃说说扬了什么什么的

1110
01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:04,600
然后我就我还是在催

1111
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,283
吗然后他给我发了个语音

1112
01:01:07,133 --> 01:01:11,533
要死不活的但是给我听着乐死了

1113
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,133
哎有点不太好

1114
01:01:17,133 --> 01:01:18,883
有点不太好只是很像那个啥

1115
01:01:18,883 --> 01:01:21,999
哈哈哈很像抖音里看到那种什么

1116
01:01:22,050 --> 01:01:24,283
呃扬了然后声音变得很那个

1117
01:01:24,283 --> 01:01:25,599
哎呀你们别这样

1118
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,400
我只是说他的语音很搞笑

1119
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,733
你们真是太会挑拨离间了

1120
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:34,766
哎

1121
01:01:34,766 --> 01:01:37,083
你们别这样你们这样以后我不敢说了

1122
01:01:37,083 --> 01:01:39,049
别在你们那个什么可以那个什么

1123
01:01:39,050 --> 01:01:41,283
但是别在我的直播间散发出这么

1124
01:01:41,483 --> 01:01:43,249
呃强烈的恨意可以吗

1125
01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:44,966
要不然我的话题有点难以维系

1126
01:01:44,966 --> 01:01:46,966
主要是你们这样会让别人误以为

1127
01:01:46,966 --> 01:01:49,766
那个啥我我我本人也有那个什么

1128
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,533
很强烈的恨意懂吗

1129
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,483
多吗那个照顾一下主播好吧谢谢大家

1130
01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:02,849
已经够友善了这就已经够友善

1131
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,483
那你都好你都那什么s

1132
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,400
s开头的字都说出来了

1133
01:02:07,566 --> 01:02:08,933
哎呀真别在我直播间

1134
01:02:08,933 --> 01:02:09,766
我有点害怕

1135
01:02:09,766 --> 01:02:12,199
待会那个公司以为我是什么反抗菌

1136
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,366
不太好主播只想那什么

1137
01:02:14,450 --> 01:02:16,283
呃当一个那个什么

1138
01:02:16,283 --> 01:02:18,683
呃忠诚的一个小螺丝钉啊

1139
01:02:19,533 --> 01:02:21,849
小小小小螺丝钉在我的那

1140
01:02:21,850 --> 01:02:25,000
个什么岗位上发光发热好吧

1141
01:02:34,450 --> 01:02:36,566
哎呀我的勺子呢

1142
01:02:40,650 --> 01:02:42,083
不是潜伏

1143
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,166
谁跟你在这潜伏呢

1144
01:02:57,166 --> 01:02:57,966
HAHA

1145
01:03:05,683 --> 01:03:08,133
你们养的嗓子有变得很好笑吗

1146
01:03:08,133 --> 01:03:09,733
我看他们那种什么

1147
01:03:09,766 --> 01:03:12,366
抖音发的那个嗓子变得好搞笑啊

1148
01:03:14,933 --> 01:03:16,883
变成鸭子了说话

1149
01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:20,449
什么咪咪咪啊

1150
01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:39,599
哈哈哈

1151
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,400
哦知道了

1152
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,283
感觉是啊谢谢羊毛hello的面娘

1153
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,050
我觉得应该也不只是感冒

1154
01:03:55,050 --> 01:03:55,483
我看有

1155
01:03:55,483 --> 01:03:58,133
这他们好多人发烧发的好吓人啊

1156
01:03:58,166 --> 01:04:00,483
都无法想象烧到39度以上

1157
01:04:06,133 --> 01:04:07,933
我们症状还挺幸运的

1158
01:04:08,083 --> 01:04:10,166
反正我一直在想我是不是没症状

1159
01:04:10,283 --> 01:04:11,683
因为如果我妈赢了的话

1160
01:04:11,683 --> 01:04:13,049
按理来说不管我们

1161
01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:16,049
虽然我妈养了之后他就没有那什么

1162
01:04:16,133 --> 01:04:17,333
我们俩就不怎么待在一起

1163
01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:18,283
不一起吃饭了

1164
01:04:18,283 --> 01:04:20,399
但是按理来说这个是那个啥的

1165
01:04:20,450 --> 01:04:21,133
这不可能的

1166
01:04:21,133 --> 01:04:23,133
只要待在一一起一定会养的

1167
01:04:35,883 --> 01:04:36,683
嗯

1168
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:38,450
要温柔吗

1169
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:43,283
哎呀太好吃了吧

1170
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:48,400
哼

1171
01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:51,249
这烟花棒是啥呀

1172
01:04:58,450 --> 01:04:59,250
嗯

1173
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:00,800
谢谢谢谢我快乐

1174
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:04,133
哎呀谢谢你的金掌谢谢你的金掌哦

1175
01:05:04,133 --> 01:05:06,533
谢谢你的支持你谢谢你的支持

1176
01:05:06,533 --> 01:05:09,083
我谢谢你呀

1177
01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:16,133
oh

1178
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,766
你还真是在试我的表情包

1179
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,000
跑到飞到路上被拉走

1180
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,766
我妈吃辣还好的我们家就能吃辣呢

1181
01:05:28,283 --> 01:05:30,533
大家四川人没你们想那么恐怖

1182
01:05:30,533 --> 01:05:31,333
觉得啊

1183
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:34,000
什么我的亲戚他们吃辣也就还好吧

1184
01:05:41,883 --> 01:05:44,199
就我吃的比较辣咱们家的话

1185
01:05:48,250 --> 01:05:50,200
表情包哎我不知道啊

1186
01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:51,649
我现在联系不上staff

1187
01:05:51,650 --> 01:05:53,566
就不知道表情包做的怎么样

1188
01:05:54,333 --> 01:05:55,966
本来跟我的预期说的是

1189
01:05:55,966 --> 01:05:58,133
这个月底之前把所有都给我来整

1190
01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:02,000
啊啊

1191
01:06:03,733 --> 01:06:05,966
说看我的表情包能不能骗到一些

1192
01:06:05,966 --> 01:06:06,933
那个什么

1193
01:06:07,733 --> 01:06:09,283
能不能骗到一些人

1194
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:18,766
我上镜哈哈哈

1195
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:28,200
外省人去四川上的大学4年不吃辣

1196
01:06:28,450 --> 01:06:29,450
活下来吗

1197
01:06:32,283 --> 01:06:34,049
你骗上总督就有点过分了吧

1198
01:06:34,050 --> 01:06:35,566
谁会为了表情包上总督啊

1199
01:06:35,566 --> 01:06:36,999
你这有点疯狂了

1200
01:06:37,366 --> 01:06:40,399
别说10个总督表情包你我觉得

1201
01:06:41,766 --> 01:06:43,733
20305十个种子表情吧

1202
01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:45,799
别人也不可能为了这个生啊

1203
01:06:50,650 --> 01:06:51,450
oh

1204
01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:57,333
那只能把这个亲亲

1205
01:06:57,333 --> 01:06:59,799
抱抱的表情全部弄到总督那边了

1206
01:07:00,133 --> 01:07:01,766
不是总督不让发

1207
01:07:05,366 --> 01:07:05,849
我看看

1208
01:07:05,850 --> 01:07:07,766
我觉得我的哪个表情包最有吸

1209
01:07:07,766 --> 01:07:08,683
引力来着

1210
01:07:09,533 --> 01:07:10,649
我睁下眼睛

1211
01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:16,566
哎呦

1212
01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:20,366
哈哈

1213
01:07:22,683 --> 01:07:23,566
看看

1214
01:07:29,883 --> 01:07:32,649
拿黑屁的最容易吸引到人吗真的吗

1215
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,166
没有吧

1216
01:07:34,166 --> 01:07:37,366
真的吗我我搞不太懂你们的心理来着

1217
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,083
你一拳放到总督

1218
01:07:44,650 --> 01:07:45,600
你总督过期

1219
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,200
我的表情包都不一定能出来

1220
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,733
但是就是说

1221
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:52,083
不知道的这些事情啊

1222
01:07:52,850 --> 01:07:54,883
我能确认的事情只有经我手

1223
01:07:54,883 --> 01:07:56,849
我自己一手操办的事情

1224
01:08:04,483 --> 01:08:07,566
哈哈哈只能说

1225
01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,883
只能说你在上一个月的话

1226
01:08:09,883 --> 01:08:11,449
能保证你在那个什么

1227
01:08:11,450 --> 01:08:14,850
呃下个月的总督消失之前应该能用上

1228
01:08:15,450 --> 01:08:17,450
我觉得我的那个表情包最可爱

1229
01:08:17,450 --> 01:08:18,766
我现在在看啊

1230
01:08:20,283 --> 01:08:21,933
我觉得这个收米挺可爱的

1231
01:08:21,933 --> 01:08:24,166
但是也没啥实用性对吧

1232
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:27,483
我觉得那个吃我以前最可爱

1233
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:30,766
咱也不知道

1234
01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:33,283
画出来啥样就是了

1235
01:08:35,566 --> 01:08:37,483
我就是想睡了很可爱来着

1236
01:08:54,650 --> 01:08:55,400
是不太实用的

1237
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:57,283
我都想的是放到总的那边

1238
01:08:59,883 --> 01:09:03,933
实用的还是想想那啥哼的是Saturday night

1239
01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:09,050
哼

1240
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:11,800
哼

1241
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,283
哪里可以看到主播的表情包吗

1242
01:09:14,533 --> 01:09:15,366
哎我看看啊

1243
01:09:15,366 --> 01:09:17,599
我也不知道我不知道电子好像在哪啊

1244
01:09:18,133 --> 01:09:18,933
哪呀

1245
01:09:20,283 --> 01:09:21,083
呃

1246
01:09:22,366 --> 01:09:23,966
啊现在只有6个来着

1247
01:09:23,966 --> 01:09:25,933
就是点开你的弹幕回复

1248
01:09:25,933 --> 01:09:26,766
然后就能看见了

1249
01:09:26,766 --> 01:09:27,933
哎没有呢在哪啊

1250
01:09:27,933 --> 01:09:28,766
我也不知道

1251
01:09:31,450 --> 01:09:33,733
我怎么回复里面怎么没看见表情啊

1252
01:09:36,333 --> 01:09:37,999
那你们现在是怎么发的呢

1253
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,250
为啥我现在没有按钮可以发啊

1254
01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:42,766
啊

1255
01:09:51,483 --> 01:09:53,166
小花花左边我看看

1256
01:10:01,283 --> 01:10:03,683
在表情里发我真的谢谢你啊

1257
01:10:03,683 --> 01:10:04,733
要不是你说

1258
01:10:04,733 --> 01:10:06,249
我可能还真不知道

1259
01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:08,400
原来是在表情里发表情啊

1260
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:09,400
太有用了

1261
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:10,883
谢你的回复呀

1262
01:10:15,333 --> 01:10:17,083
可能我现在就是不能发吧

1263
01:10:17,083 --> 01:10:18,133
我现在没有啊

1264
01:10:18,133 --> 01:10:20,599
我现在的弹幕回复里没有表情啊

1265
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,333
有没有啥都没有

1266
01:10:24,883 --> 01:10:28,933
什么也没有什么也没有

1267
01:10:40,083 --> 01:10:40,883
嗯

1268
01:10:43,483 --> 01:10:44,933
没有没有这没有

1269
01:10:51,083 --> 01:10:51,883
咳

1270
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:56,733
没有别跟我说了就是没有

1271
01:10:58,766 --> 01:11:01,133
我知道你们回复只能打字没有表情

1272
01:11:01,133 --> 01:11:03,399
没有像那种电电脑端一样的

1273
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,200
我现在只能用电脑端打

1274
01:11:07,683 --> 01:11:08,933
不不不不

1275
01:11:11,966 --> 01:11:14,283
我给你上个剑你教我我

1276
01:11:16,133 --> 01:11:17,199
吃屎吧你

1277
01:11:27,766 --> 01:11:29,999
well现在用电脑端才能啊

1278
01:11:30,133 --> 01:11:33,199
不是我现在现在是蹲在椅子上能看到

1279
01:11:35,883 --> 01:11:38,049
要不然就就手机就是不行

1280
01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:58,450
不冷就是蹲久了膝盖痛

1281
01:11:59,366 --> 01:12:01,533
小腿小腿也那个啥

1282
01:12:01,766 --> 01:12:03,049
小腿那个什么

1283
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:04,200
哎呀就是

1284
01:12:04,283 --> 01:12:07,083
保持一个姿势感觉他就是那个啥了

1285
01:12:07,683 --> 01:12:09,249
没有没有那个啥了

1286
01:12:11,083 --> 01:12:11,999
那个那个啥

1287
01:12:15,683 --> 01:12:16,566
打开啊

1288
01:12:18,483 --> 01:12:18,966
哎

1289
01:12:18,966 --> 01:12:22,083
我觉得买椅子好那个呀一般能蹲多久

1290
01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:24,883
这样吧我怎么知道我没计过时啊

1291
01:12:27,366 --> 01:12:29,683
你们买椅子都是在网上买吗

1292
01:12:29,683 --> 01:12:31,533
还是直接去店里买啊

1293
01:12:31,566 --> 01:12:32,733
我看那个什么

1294
01:12:32,766 --> 01:12:35,533
这我感觉那种椅子那么大一坨

1295
01:12:35,566 --> 01:12:37,483
你从那个什么快递站搬回来

1296
01:12:37,483 --> 01:12:38,366
然后买回来

1297
01:12:38,650 --> 01:12:41,250
那么大个箱然后你还开起开箱

1298
01:12:41,283 --> 01:12:43,333
然后万一买到你觉得不是那么舒服

1299
01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:44,283
可怎么办啊

1300
01:12:44,966 --> 01:12:47,366
他试错成本太高了

1301
01:12:49,850 --> 01:12:50,483
为啥要蹲着

1302
01:12:50,483 --> 01:12:51,133
我也不知道

1303
01:12:51,133 --> 01:12:53,283
我就是觉得这是一个舒服的姿势

1304
01:12:53,283 --> 01:12:55,283
可能我缺一个脚垫子

1305
01:12:55,483 --> 01:12:57,966
不过椅子椅子下面缺个脚垫

1306
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:00,000
垫脚的

1307
01:13:00,650 --> 01:13:02,333
对啊你还要自己组装

1308
01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:03,333
那万一你弄的

1309
01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:04,966
坐上去觉得啊也不是很舒服

1310
01:13:04,966 --> 01:13:07,166
你还要把它退回去的话那你就很想死

1311
01:13:11,483 --> 01:13:12,599
万一你买了一个很贵

1312
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,366
像大家说那个什么椅子很贵

1313
01:13:17,566 --> 01:13:20,333
然后还还要弄啥啥啥不了不了不不

1314
01:13:22,050 --> 01:13:24,600
不个毯子不行我是需要一个脚脚垫

1315
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,566
要高度要要够

1316
01:13:36,533 --> 01:13:37,333
hmm

1317
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,083
什么赫尔

1318
01:13:39,733 --> 01:13:40,883
曼弥勒呀

1319
01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:44,966
I

1320
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:47,650
我要放啥来着

1321
01:13:59,933 --> 01:14:02,283
那你们说个屁啊十几万的

1322
01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:06,133
哎不知道你们有没有看过老友记

1323
01:14:06,133 --> 01:14:07,933
老友记里面弄了什么

1324
01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:11,249
千德要和那个谁啊

1325
01:14:12,050 --> 01:14:13,966
啊我竟然忘记他的名字了

1326
01:14:15,966 --> 01:14:18,733
他们家有一个椅子我感觉特别舒服

1327
01:14:22,850 --> 01:14:23,166
是什么

1328
01:14:23,166 --> 01:14:25,683
是吧他们家有个那个他们俩一人一个

1329
01:14:25,766 --> 01:14:28,083
听到了不是他的朋友叫啥来着

1330
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,600
很花心那个

1331
01:14:32,450 --> 01:14:33,250
嗯

1332
01:14:34,650 --> 01:14:37,850
Joe啊他的Joe Joe加那个什么

1333
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,766
但那个椅子我感觉就是舒服来着

1334
01:14:49,966 --> 01:14:51,249
啊真有人看过

1335
01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:53,400
但我感觉看的人应该不是很多来着

1336
01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:59,533
大家可以去看看我的人生那个什么

1337
01:15:00,683 --> 01:15:03,683
我的人生电视剧啊但是那个啥

1338
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:04,566
不要看比利

1339
01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:06,966
比利版本的严格的非常严重

1340
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:08,683
要不然

1341
01:15:12,483 --> 01:15:13,733
严格的非常严重

1342
01:15:13,733 --> 01:15:16,449
我我竟然看了一点点太恐怖了

1343
01:15:17,766 --> 01:15:20,083
以前是听这种睡觉的呃

1344
01:15:21,650 --> 01:15:23,166
啊连那个什么同期

1345
01:15:23,166 --> 01:15:25,166
这个不是同期吧同夫

1346
01:15:25,166 --> 01:15:25,799
哈哈

1347
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,483
因为他老婆啊这个不能这个剧透啊

1348
01:15:28,533 --> 01:15:29,683
他连那个都删掉

1349
01:15:29,683 --> 01:15:31,249
我不知道他剧情到底要怎样

1350
01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:34,333
那个啥那不是最重要的一条剧情线吗

1351
01:15:34,366 --> 01:15:37,449
就是那个男主角的老婆啊

1352
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:38,850
跟他结婚生了小孩之后

1353
01:15:38,850 --> 01:15:40,133
其实然后他出轨了吗

1354
01:15:40,133 --> 01:15:42,933
然后他出轨了一个一个女人吗

1355
01:15:43,650 --> 01:15:44,366
这就是他

1356
01:15:44,366 --> 01:15:47,533
他他才才发现自己是同性恋吗

1357
01:15:50,650 --> 01:15:54,366
对啊他竟然把这个删掉哎哎遗憾

1358
01:15:54,366 --> 01:15:57,733
只能说大家可以去看盗版哈哈哈

1359
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,400
最喜欢哪个美剧

1360
01:16:00,683 --> 01:16:02,799
那就是老友集和那个

1361
01:16:03,450 --> 01:16:04,800
生活大爆炸吧

1362
01:16:05,966 --> 01:16:07,766
那就这两个是最最最喜欢

1363
01:16:07,766 --> 01:16:09,566
翻来覆去看一万遍的

1364
01:16:16,083 --> 01:16:17,683
没有我这真不是自诉

1365
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,366
就是不让不让不让那个啥

1366
01:16:29,733 --> 01:16:32,249
面读书书是我好像看了一点点但是我

1367
01:16:32,283 --> 01:16:34,249
我看前面不是很感兴趣

1368
01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:39,133
咳咳

1369
01:16:40,966 --> 01:16:42,449
哎我以前的什么

1370
01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:48,249
h b l你打拳行不行啊

1371
01:16:53,283 --> 01:16:54,599
我想说啥来着

1372
01:17:01,850 --> 01:17:03,050
是反正我看全民都市

1373
01:17:03,050 --> 01:17:04,566
前面不是很感兴趣

1374
01:17:07,083 --> 01:17:09,883
而且我就是很喜欢家庭情景喜剧这种

1375
01:17:09,883 --> 01:17:12,599
也不一定是家庭啊就是情景喜剧这种

1376
01:17:19,083 --> 01:17:19,883
咳咳

1377
01:17:20,683 --> 01:17:21,766
那我不知道这个是

1378
01:17:22,166 --> 01:17:25,083
h b o是一个电视台啊你啊我干嘛

1379
01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:28,483
谢谢关天做个神仙团的新啊绝选圣诞

1380
01:17:29,133 --> 01:17:29,599
怎么每天

1381
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:31,166
都是送的绝选圣诞啊

1382
01:17:32,050 --> 01:17:32,966
现牛啊

1383
01:17:46,283 --> 01:17:49,533
嗯看起来没压力确实嗯什么呢

1384
01:17:49,533 --> 01:17:51,966
感谢你迷宫的爱的抱抱谢谢你喔

1385
01:17:53,283 --> 01:17:54,533
学妈姐我觉得

1386
01:17:54,650 --> 01:17:56,883
我觉得我也看了我觉得还好

1387
01:17:58,250 --> 01:18:00,933
哎有的人说很喜欢来着但是

1388
01:18:02,133 --> 01:18:03,483
怎么说呢

1389
01:18:04,483 --> 01:18:06,766
啊我真的觉得就还好我也忘记了

1390
01:18:06,766 --> 01:18:08,766
有点早了看的也没有好早吧

1391
01:18:08,766 --> 01:18:10,249
两年前看的吧

1392
01:18:10,733 --> 01:18:12,249
学妈姐就是觉得

1393
01:18:12,883 --> 01:18:15,483
爱恨纠葛太麻烦了他们之间

1394
01:18:16,483 --> 01:18:18,966
而且最后好像大家不是那个结局

1395
01:18:18,966 --> 01:18:19,766
骂的很厉害吗

1396
01:18:19,766 --> 01:18:20,849
是不是有个人在坐牢了

1397
01:18:20,850 --> 01:18:23,400
我感觉应该很多人不看这种的

1398
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:26,966
感觉那个什么二次元的

1399
01:18:26,966 --> 01:18:29,766
大家应该很多人对这些不不感兴趣的

1400
01:18:36,050 --> 01:18:38,600
英俊吗我我我我我没有

1401
01:18:38,683 --> 01:18:41,333
什么什么专门看某个国家的

1402
01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:42,766
IT狂人是英俊吗

1403
01:18:42,766 --> 01:18:44,849
我觉得IT狂人还挺好看就是很

1404
01:18:44,883 --> 01:18:47,249
就是但是有点那个啥过于

1405
01:18:47,650 --> 01:18:49,283
那什么无厘头还是说什么

1406
01:18:49,283 --> 01:18:51,449
我不太喜欢那种就是他上下集

1407
01:18:51,650 --> 01:18:53,600
呃他就是那个叫啥

1408
01:18:54,166 --> 01:18:55,733
这叫什么呢单元句

1409
01:18:55,733 --> 01:18:58,366
就是他一级讲的故事然后这个

1410
01:18:58,483 --> 01:19:00,049
呃设定随时可以抛弃掉

1411
01:19:00,050 --> 01:19:02,333
我喜欢那种什么嗯

1412
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:03,766
现在出现了的剧情

1413
01:19:03,766 --> 01:19:05,683
之后也能说的上这种

1414
01:19:09,333 --> 01:19:10,133
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1415
01:19:19,450 --> 01:19:21,966
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

1416
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:28,400
嗯

1417
01:19:28,883 --> 01:19:30,483
是大臣好看吗

1418
01:19:45,283 --> 01:19:49,283
we can motivate我看呀但是第6集没看

1419
01:19:57,533 --> 01:19:59,049
但是我都忘完了

1420
01:19:59,450 --> 01:20:01,250
感觉他那啥

1421
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:02,883
从哪里开始的剧情

1422
01:20:02,883 --> 01:20:04,683
我就已经开始迷糊了

1423
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:05,600
就是

1424
01:20:06,533 --> 01:20:07,766
哪里哪里呢

1425
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:10,200
我忘记了大概第四季的时候吧

1426
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,366
我看过哪些日剧吗

1427
01:20:15,766 --> 01:20:16,883
我想想

1428
01:20:17,766 --> 01:20:18,883
很少哎

1429
01:20:18,933 --> 01:20:20,999
我还是真的有点受不了日本人演戏

1430
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,166
那么夸张

1431
01:20:26,483 --> 01:20:28,049
不知道大家那个啥

1432
01:20:32,050 --> 01:20:34,566
大家之前弄的啥呢呃

1433
01:20:35,050 --> 01:20:35,850
真是

1434
01:20:36,483 --> 01:20:38,599
哎我在想日本人为啥这样啊

1435
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:41,200
我就感觉他们演戏真的就是

1436
01:20:41,683 --> 01:20:43,333
那什么自自成一派

1437
01:20:43,333 --> 01:20:45,849
就他们国家这么演呢然后

1438
01:20:48,650 --> 01:20:50,850
太过猛吧而且我然后

1439
01:20:51,133 --> 01:20:51,933
怎么说呢

1440
01:20:51,966 --> 01:20:52,599
我之前

1441
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:54,600
我昨天不是跟大家聊了下恋踪吗

1442
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:55,850
然后大家不是说了

1443
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,133
一个那个啥

1444
01:20:57,333 --> 01:20:58,133
什么

1445
01:20:58,933 --> 01:21:01,766
什么啊今天喜欢上你了

1446
01:21:01,766 --> 01:21:04,049
然后我又想起来我以前看过那个什么

1447
01:21:04,050 --> 01:21:05,683
别被郎君欺骗

1448
01:21:05,683 --> 01:21:07,249
就是也是日本的一个恋踪

1449
01:21:07,283 --> 01:21:08,483
我就两个都看一下

1450
01:21:08,533 --> 01:21:09,683
哎呀我想说

1451
01:21:10,966 --> 01:21:13,333
就是我感觉他们应该不是日剧用力

1452
01:21:13,333 --> 01:21:15,366
他们就是日常生活中也很用力

1453
01:21:15,366 --> 01:21:16,166
是不是啊

1454
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:19,650
看那种综艺感觉他们也是好那个啥

1455
01:21:20,333 --> 01:21:22,849
好用力啊感觉他们活的不累吗

1456
01:21:22,850 --> 01:21:25,250
就他们反应好夸张就屁大一个事情

1457
01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:27,400
然后就哎哎哎

1458
01:21:27,566 --> 01:21:28,599
那你那你

1459
01:21:28,683 --> 01:21:30,283
哇就看啊好疲惫

1460
01:21:30,283 --> 01:21:32,999
就觉得你们好无聊啊这屁大点事

1461
01:21:33,366 --> 01:21:36,533
感觉放个屁他都会说哎哎死鬼

1462
01:21:39,933 --> 01:21:40,733
oh

1463
01:21:47,133 --> 01:21:47,933
hmm

1464
01:21:48,533 --> 01:21:50,799
真的哈哈哈

1465
01:21:51,766 --> 01:21:52,733
真的很那个我

1466
01:21:52,733 --> 01:21:54,733
我有一个印象很深刻的事情

1467
01:21:54,733 --> 01:21:56,166
就是呃

1468
01:21:56,483 --> 01:21:59,399
之前我看那个什么呃别被郎君欺骗

1469
01:21:59,450 --> 01:22:00,250
然后

1470
01:22:01,933 --> 01:22:03,399
他们就一起去那个

1471
01:22:03,533 --> 01:22:05,766
那种滑冰场这不是真正的雪

1472
01:22:05,766 --> 01:22:06,649
是那种滑冰场

1473
01:22:06,650 --> 01:22:08,766
就是商场里的滑冰场你们知道吗

1474
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,083
然后啊那那那

1475
01:22:11,133 --> 01:22:13,766
他们就是男男男男女女男男女女的吗

1476
01:22:14,050 --> 01:22:15,600
然后那些男生就会滑冰

1477
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:17,166
就根本也不是多会啊

1478
01:22:17,166 --> 01:22:19,283
他只是能在冰上正常的滑动

1479
01:22:19,283 --> 01:22:21,366
然后那些女生就疯狂的哎

1480
01:22:21,483 --> 01:22:22,883
死鬼哎

1481
01:22:23,333 --> 01:22:25,249
很亏你在那我

1482
01:22:25,650 --> 01:22:27,800
这虽然是一个很小的事很小的事情

1483
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:30,250
但是我当时就是一直好震撼哦

1484
01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:31,649
你在干嘛呢

1485
01:22:31,733 --> 01:22:33,883
这我也会啊

1486
01:22:33,883 --> 01:22:36,166
这是什么很了不起的事情吗

1487
01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:38,050
就是一直在那狂夸

1488
01:22:39,366 --> 01:22:40,966
对啊就一直在那a s go

1489
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,850
然后俺们可以教教我吗

1490
01:22:42,850 --> 01:22:45,450
然后就一直在那啊我就说啊

1491
01:22:45,533 --> 01:22:47,533
你们活的不累吗

1492
01:22:48,533 --> 01:22:50,166
环境哪有这样啊

1493
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:55,000
hmm

1494
01:23:09,283 --> 01:23:10,399
不一样的

1495
01:23:10,683 --> 01:23:12,133
他们是一直在那尖叫

1496
01:23:12,133 --> 01:23:14,333
然后你你整个人要非常浮夸

1497
01:23:14,333 --> 01:23:17,049
然后呃用用手捂嘴你们会吗

1498
01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:19,799
然后捂嘴然后眼睛瞪瞪的很大

1499
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,533
然后身体的动作也要有

1500
01:23:21,683 --> 01:23:23,799
就感觉他们没有一个人是那种

1501
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,566
很平静说话的你懂吗

1502
01:23:27,883 --> 01:23:28,999
啊我要是

1503
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:30,600
我要是那个啥

1504
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:32,133
是他们那个

1505
01:23:32,250 --> 01:23:33,933
那个啥我要是在那个恋

1506
01:23:34,050 --> 01:23:36,683
恋踪里肯定没有一个男生喜欢我

1507
01:23:36,683 --> 01:23:38,083
因为我不会夸他厉害

1508
01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:41,249
我不会因为他会个破滑冰就夸他厉害

1509
01:23:42,050 --> 01:23:43,200
活不下去呢

1510
01:23:47,050 --> 01:23:47,933
嘟嘟

1511
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:51,850
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

1512
01:23:56,366 --> 01:23:57,683
平静不合群啊那怎么办

1513
01:23:57,683 --> 01:23:59,166
我觉得他们很愚蠢啊

1514
01:23:59,333 --> 01:24:01,333
我不想跟他们一样愚蠢怎么办

1515
01:24:02,966 --> 01:24:05,733
而且我今天又看那个啥我想想

1516
01:24:07,366 --> 01:24:09,449
只看了一点点我真的有点受不了了

1517
01:24:09,650 --> 01:24:12,050
看那个啥今天喜欢上你了好像是

1518
01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:12,883
然后

1519
01:24:12,883 --> 01:24:15,683
然后他们就发现对方都是那个什么老

1520
01:24:15,683 --> 01:24:17,366
乡然后也很夸张

1521
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:20,600
啊我是想说啊啊

1522
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:21,566
你们老乡

1523
01:24:21,566 --> 01:24:24,083
你们那个地方是只有你们两个人吗

1524
01:24:24,083 --> 01:24:25,449
这么稀奇啊

1525
01:24:25,533 --> 01:24:26,399
就他们聊着聊着

1526
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:28,450
发现两两个人是同一个地方来的

1527
01:24:28,483 --> 01:24:30,049
然后那个女生说哎

1528
01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:31,766
然后就开始的呜

1529
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,650
我这小车车

1530
01:24:36,283 --> 01:24:38,533
这不是你正常的话

1531
01:24:38,533 --> 01:24:40,799
你是说老乡的话就老乡啊你就说哎

1532
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,200
你也是那的啊

1533
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:43,533
不是这个反应吗

1534
01:24:43,683 --> 01:24:46,083
这不就是很夸张的那个用手捂嘴

1535
01:24:46,083 --> 01:24:47,366
然后呢啊

1536
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:50,600
眼睛瞪的大大的

1537
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:52,766
好浮夸啊

1538
01:24:56,533 --> 01:24:57,333
嗯

1539
01:25:03,650 --> 01:25:05,166
等他们生活的很累

1540
01:25:08,566 --> 01:25:09,366
嘣

1541
01:25:10,683 --> 01:25:11,483
嗯

1542
01:25:21,683 --> 01:25:23,733
square e s g

1543
01:25:34,933 --> 01:25:37,483
不喝了不行我要喝

1544
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:47,200
hmm

1545
01:25:55,933 --> 01:25:56,883
妈呀

1546
01:25:57,733 --> 01:25:59,249
神经病啊

1547
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:04,683
不喝了不喝了吃点吧还是

1548
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:13,333
嘟嘟嘟嘟

1549
01:26:21,966 --> 01:26:24,249
台风也是有感觉吗我不怎么看

1550
01:26:25,533 --> 01:26:27,849
就感觉那些主持人也很夸张

1551
01:26:29,566 --> 01:26:31,933
那些主主持人也是那什么

1552
01:26:32,133 --> 01:26:32,799
里面来个人

1553
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:34,883
然后也要那种很夸张的那种

1554
01:26:35,283 --> 01:26:36,366
我没在床上吃东西

1555
01:26:36,366 --> 01:26:38,483
我在蹲在椅子上吃东西呢

1556
01:26:40,050 --> 01:26:42,050
你们困了吗1:40了都

1557
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,133
我打嗝了

1558
01:26:54,683 --> 01:26:55,483
打完了

1559
01:27:04,766 --> 01:27:05,566
我没病吧

1560
01:27:06,850 --> 01:27:09,400
主播的嗝是无声的

1561
01:27:10,683 --> 01:27:12,766
我没翘背啊我翘的是胸口

1562
01:27:12,766 --> 01:27:14,083
你是故意的吗

1563
01:27:18,450 --> 01:27:20,600
受不了嗝我受不了嗝

1564
01:27:25,333 --> 01:27:26,166
我一直在想

1565
01:27:26,166 --> 01:27:28,166
那个什么我的歌就是无声的

1566
01:27:33,566 --> 01:27:34,366
其实你想

1567
01:27:34,366 --> 01:27:36,083
不打出来的话可以不打出来啊

1568
01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:36,883
你就是

1569
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,200
就这么就就就是无声的啊

1570
01:27:42,650 --> 01:27:43,483
你们觉得

1571
01:27:54,650 --> 01:27:56,283
啊说实话

1572
01:27:56,283 --> 01:27:59,733
我是受不了在直播中直接打嗝的感觉

1573
01:28:07,733 --> 01:28:09,399
歌可以是无声的呀

1574
01:28:10,533 --> 01:28:13,683
不是你就把那个气排出来不就完了OK

1575
01:28:17,366 --> 01:28:18,883
不是我刚才打嗝的时候没闭麦啊

1576
01:28:18,883 --> 01:28:20,849
我现在闭麦一般都是在那个啥

1577
01:28:21,133 --> 01:28:23,683
有有点小咳或者是清嗓子

1578
01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:35,966
我喝碳酸饮料也可以不打出声音来

1579
01:28:36,250 --> 01:28:37,533
我很牛的

1580
01:28:39,366 --> 01:28:40,166
你们

1581
01:28:40,933 --> 01:28:43,999
我在想啥呢我是想说啥来着你

1582
01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:45,850
那你们如果以后有女朋友

1583
01:28:45,850 --> 01:28:46,883
你们在一起呢

1584
01:28:47,083 --> 01:28:50,933
你们就互相打嗝互相放屁吗欧耶欧耶

1585
01:28:52,566 --> 01:28:53,649
欧耶

1586
01:28:54,966 --> 01:28:55,999
嗯

1587
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:05,200
咳

1588
01:29:08,283 --> 01:29:10,883
嗯谢羊毛hello to new one new one

1589
01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:16,483
哎太恶心了吧

1590
01:29:16,733 --> 01:29:19,999
在脸上放屁我呀我受不了我感觉已经

1591
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,366
今天感觉我的房间有点臭了

1592
01:29:24,933 --> 01:29:27,883
不是吧这也太恶心了

1593
01:29:29,333 --> 01:29:30,966
对着脸打

1594
01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:32,966
你是打嗝还是放屁啊

1595
01:29:32,966 --> 01:29:33,849
打嗝我也受不了

1596
01:29:33,850 --> 01:29:34,800
放屁也受不了啊

1597
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:36,883
我真我真的在扇扇风了我

1598
01:29:37,166 --> 01:29:38,766
好受不了好恶心啊

1599
01:29:45,683 --> 01:29:46,883
好恶心好恶心

1600
01:29:49,966 --> 01:29:52,399
你洗澡拉肚子都能一起这就是

1601
01:29:52,850 --> 01:29:55,933
不是想攻击你一下的这这有什么呢

1602
01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:59,850
这种这种爱情注定是那什么

1603
01:29:59,933 --> 01:30:03,083
人和人之间还是得有一点距离的

1604
01:30:03,533 --> 01:30:07,333
这这这就是爱情失败的原因

1605
01:30:08,366 --> 01:30:11,533
好恶心啊我现在都还在扇风好恶心

1606
01:30:12,133 --> 01:30:14,683
感觉臭气快飘到我脸上了

1607
01:30:20,483 --> 01:30:21,283
hmm

1608
01:30:22,366 --> 01:30:24,283
就像那种什么呃

1609
01:30:24,650 --> 01:30:26,766
就是那种什么网上的那种段

1610
01:30:26,766 --> 01:30:28,999
子你知道吗哈哈哈不是

1611
01:30:30,083 --> 01:30:32,533
你不知道网上的那种段子就是说什么

1612
01:30:32,533 --> 01:30:34,049
啊在被窝里放了个屁

1613
01:30:34,050 --> 01:30:36,250
然后呃把把对方

1614
01:30:36,566 --> 01:30:39,133
蒙蒙在那个被子里面哇

1615
01:30:39,366 --> 01:30:40,883
真受不了这种啊

1616
01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:52,483
这是个屁的拍啊这完全纯恶心没别的

1617
01:30:52,683 --> 01:30:54,249
纯恶心好吧

1618
01:30:56,566 --> 01:30:59,083
人和人之间真的还是要要要有距离的

1619
01:30:59,083 --> 01:31:00,399
哪怕是夫妻

1620
01:31:00,450 --> 01:31:01,766
嗯爱人的话

1621
01:31:02,283 --> 01:31:03,849
要不然就那什么了

1622
01:31:04,133 --> 01:31:06,883
把对方完全当成肉块了已经

1623
01:31:07,566 --> 01:31:08,366
完全

1624
01:31:09,050 --> 01:31:09,850
完全

1625
01:31:13,566 --> 01:31:14,799
没有那个了

1626
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:18,400
那我希望是在别的地方包容好吗

1627
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:19,483
恋爱谈久就是这样

1628
01:31:19,483 --> 01:31:20,966
那我觉得我肯定不会吧

1629
01:31:20,966 --> 01:31:22,799
我在我的想象之中啊

1630
01:31:24,850 --> 01:31:25,650
嗯

1631
01:31:29,283 --> 01:31:30,133
那如果真的这样

1632
01:31:30,133 --> 01:31:32,249
那你对对方的肉体没有任何兴趣了

1633
01:31:32,250 --> 01:31:34,733
你你你做这种事情的话

1634
01:31:35,133 --> 01:31:38,799
1一个人上上上大大便一个人洗澡

1635
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:41,000
然后什么然后对着脸放屁这种

1636
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,083
打嗝这种

1637
01:31:42,883 --> 01:31:45,083
我觉得嗯嗯你的爱情

1638
01:31:45,083 --> 01:31:48,166
就会是是会缺失一些什么的你这你

1639
01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:51,050
已经没有那种什么啊

1640
01:31:53,083 --> 01:31:54,999
就是异地了吧感觉你们异

1641
01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,766
地的原因我是找着了

1642
01:32:00,933 --> 01:32:01,766
咳咳

1643
01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:04,933
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1644
01:32:04,933 --> 01:32:05,933
不会觉得对方

1645
01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:08,683
就会就会

1646
01:32:09,483 --> 01:32:11,883
真的就会失去兴趣吧

1647
01:32:14,166 --> 01:32:16,049
真的会失去兴趣的

1648
01:32:18,733 --> 01:32:21,599
不可能对着脸放屁然后还能那啥

1649
01:32:22,933 --> 01:32:24,049
肯定那个啥

1650
01:32:24,566 --> 01:32:25,333
这正常就

1651
01:32:25,333 --> 01:32:26,483
是恋爱中的小调皮

1652
01:32:26,483 --> 01:32:28,733
那我真的不谈恋爱了太恶心了

1653
01:32:28,733 --> 01:32:29,766
我真的希望

1654
01:32:29,966 --> 01:32:31,933
双方还是要有一点那个什么的

1655
01:32:32,083 --> 01:32:33,399
呃滤镜的

1656
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:35,650
真的还是要有有一点那个什么的

1657
01:32:42,166 --> 01:32:43,599
太那什么了

1658
01:32:45,166 --> 01:32:48,049
真的要有距离啊你真的得有距离你

1659
01:32:48,083 --> 01:32:49,883
要不然爱情

1660
01:32:50,483 --> 01:32:53,566
那什么很快就变亲情了呀然后

1661
01:32:54,566 --> 01:32:56,599
打碎滤镜也是亲密关系的体现

1662
01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:58,000
那我也不会跟我妈

1663
01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,083
一个人洗澡一个人上大便啊

1664
01:33:00,083 --> 01:33:01,333
太恶心了

1665
01:33:02,133 --> 01:33:03,733
我要睡觉想放便怎么办

1666
01:33:03,733 --> 01:33:05,933
那你放啊你把被子掀开

1667
01:33:06,050 --> 01:33:07,650
屁对着外面放啊

1668
01:33:07,650 --> 01:33:10,533
但是你别那个啥呀让故意让对方闻啊

1669
01:33:10,533 --> 01:33:11,849
我真的觉得巨恶心

1670
01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:14,366
啊

1671
01:33:14,366 --> 01:33:16,399
我哥小时候好像会这么整蛊我来着

1672
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:18,050
我当时真想把他杀了

1673
01:33:18,966 --> 01:33:20,399
这只有恶心

1674
01:33:22,683 --> 01:33:24,283
而且人的爱不是无限的

1675
01:33:24,283 --> 01:33:25,649
这而且这个不是爱吧

1676
01:33:25,650 --> 01:33:26,766
这个是什么呢

1677
01:33:27,166 --> 01:33:28,683
你可以在别的地方包容

1678
01:33:28,683 --> 01:33:29,533
我只能说

1679
01:33:29,533 --> 01:33:31,483
你可以包容他的一些小脾气吧

1680
01:33:31,483 --> 01:33:33,599
就是你别再包容这种啊

1681
01:33:33,733 --> 01:33:34,683
不是这个

1682
01:33:34,933 --> 01:33:36,566
完全是打破自己的

1683
01:33:36,650 --> 01:33:38,566
对他的一些爱吧

1684
01:33:38,566 --> 01:33:40,599
这本来你他在你眼里也是一个

1685
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:44,200
爱人然后拉完屎之后变成

1686
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,883
一起拉完屎放屁之后变成了

1687
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:51,400
呃一具肉体一一个什么呢

1688
01:33:52,850 --> 01:33:55,683
哎就像是医医

1689
01:33:55,683 --> 01:33:59,449
医学生看看看看人体骨架一样的

1690
01:34:01,850 --> 01:34:02,850
不是童年阴影啊

1691
01:34:02,850 --> 01:34:04,766
就是这个事情本来就是很恶心吧

1692
01:34:04,766 --> 01:34:06,249
不是恶心吧

1693
01:34:06,250 --> 01:34:08,083
要是正常的人体的那个什么

1694
01:34:08,083 --> 01:34:08,533
就是你

1695
01:34:08,533 --> 01:34:11,366
人和人之间就是要有这种距离感在

1696
01:34:13,133 --> 01:34:16,483
展现不为人知的一面很反差

1697
01:34:16,883 --> 01:34:18,249
挺色excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1698
01:34:22,883 --> 01:34:23,683
嗯

1699
01:34:25,850 --> 01:34:26,933
那当时会觉得怎么样

1700
01:34:26,933 --> 01:34:28,883
当时会觉得他很可爱吗

1701
01:34:29,366 --> 01:34:31,366
嗯那可能是因为

1702
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:33,883
爱他然后然后能容忍这些吧但

1703
01:34:33,883 --> 01:34:36,883
是我是觉得没有必要容忍这方面来着

1704
01:34:37,883 --> 01:34:40,133
我我我觉得我的爱意会下降

1705
01:34:43,083 --> 01:34:43,799
但是那个是啊

1706
01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:46,933
对对对是有练屁屁的不是练臭屁

1707
01:34:46,933 --> 01:34:48,483
有练屁屁你懂吗

1708
01:34:48,933 --> 01:34:51,883
屁屁练屁屁

1709
01:34:54,083 --> 01:34:54,933
咳咳

1710
01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:00,450
呃我之前看到什么越要的是越要

1711
01:35:00,450 --> 01:35:02,683
就有看到啊应该是越要这越要

1712
01:35:02,683 --> 01:35:03,483
夜未央

1713
01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:05,083
应该就有

1714
01:35:05,083 --> 01:35:06,449
有有有一个男的

1715
01:35:06,450 --> 01:35:08,966
还有一个女的他们喜欢闻对方的屁

1716
01:35:09,766 --> 01:35:10,766
男女朋友

1717
01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:21,483
恋爱则练屁股的屁癖好的屁练屁屁

1718
01:35:24,766 --> 01:35:25,766
咳咳咳

1719
01:35:27,766 --> 01:35:29,283
猫不放屁啊

1720
01:35:29,283 --> 01:35:31,599
我从来没有闻到过我猫放屁

1721
01:35:36,366 --> 01:35:37,733
SO在我的想象中啊

1722
01:35:37,733 --> 01:35:40,649
就算我谈恋爱的话然后要放屁如果能

1723
01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:43,366
走远一点那还是走远一点放好了

1724
01:35:43,483 --> 01:35:45,566
别那个啥当当着

1725
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:46,650
别当

1726
01:35:46,800 --> 01:35:49,566
我希望对对方也这样别当着我的面子

1727
01:35:49,566 --> 01:35:52,199
放啊猫真的不臭臭的

1728
01:35:52,566 --> 01:35:53,083
真的

1729
01:35:53,083 --> 01:35:55,766
你你如果你在家里干净猫就是干净的

1730
01:35:55,766 --> 01:35:57,199
好吧我跟你打赌

1731
01:35:57,283 --> 01:35:59,566
你在家里干净你喂的吃的是

1732
01:35:59,733 --> 01:36:01,283
好的然后

1733
01:36:01,533 --> 01:36:03,166
没有让他乱吃东西

1734
01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:06,733
猫是不会很臭的他可能刚拉完

1735
01:36:06,733 --> 01:36:08,483
屎他的屎确实是臭的

1736
01:36:08,483 --> 01:36:10,449
因为他吃很多高蛋白的东西

1737
01:36:10,566 --> 01:36:13,733
然后他刚拉完屎的时候确确实

1738
01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:16,000
但是猫每天自己舔身体

1739
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:18,483
他是绝对不会臭的除非你家很脏很

1740
01:36:18,533 --> 01:36:20,799
很乱然后很多垃圾然后地面很脏

1741
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:23,200
猫才是才是会是脏的臭的

1742
01:36:23,283 --> 01:36:25,283
我们家猫一点味道都没有啊

1743
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:34,366
猫刚拉完是

1744
01:36:34,366 --> 01:36:36,483
会抽一点就是他要通一下风

1745
01:36:36,483 --> 01:36:38,933
哈哈他要通一通一下风

1746
01:36:40,133 --> 01:36:40,933
HM

1747
01:36:44,933 --> 01:36:45,999
我刚才要说个啥呢

1748
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,600
睡觉的时候放屁是吧

1749
01:36:47,933 --> 01:36:49,483
睡觉的时候那确实没有办法

1750
01:36:49,483 --> 01:36:51,249
那你可以那个什么呃

1751
01:36:51,766 --> 01:36:54,166
那个什么掀一下被子然后那个什么

1752
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:56,800
呃呃就是开合一下被子然后把它

1753
01:36:56,800 --> 01:36:58,133
扇远点吧

1754
01:36:58,600 --> 01:36:59,400
但是

1755
01:37:00,083 --> 01:37:02,083
对猫屎也就是臭一会

1756
01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:03,683
他就可能刚拉完臭

1757
01:37:03,683 --> 01:37:04,366
然后过一会

1758
01:37:04,366 --> 01:37:06,599
他就不怎么臭了而且猫会买屎吗

1759
01:37:06,650 --> 01:37:08,733
你赶紧把那个铲屎铲走

1760
01:37:08,733 --> 01:37:10,249
之后他就不臭了

1761
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:14,533
声音yeah

1762
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:18,766
你跟他说

1763
01:37:18,766 --> 01:37:21,166
宝贝我给你买了Airpods你试一下

1764
01:37:21,166 --> 01:37:22,399
你试着戴一下

1765
01:37:22,450 --> 01:37:24,200
然后给他放一下音乐吧

1766
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:26,333
好吧开玩笑的

1767
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:27,566
呃那你

1768
01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:29,600
必须要放出声音的话那确实没有办法

1769
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:31,083
就两个人必须待在一个

1770
01:37:31,333 --> 01:37:33,166
环境的情况下比如说睡觉的时候

1771
01:37:33,250 --> 01:37:35,283
别的时候能走开还是走开啊你别

1772
01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:37,600
去带个屁声然后就在旁边放了

1773
01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:38,450
多恶心啊

1774
01:37:38,650 --> 01:37:40,050
我心里很受不了

1775
01:37:40,133 --> 01:37:42,733
我觉得人和人就是得有距离的

1776
01:37:42,733 --> 01:37:45,483
哪怕是谈恋爱真的也得有距离啊

1777
01:37:47,883 --> 01:37:48,449
老夫老妻

1778
01:37:48,450 --> 01:37:49,366
可能就不管那么多

1779
01:37:49,366 --> 01:37:51,199
反正我觉得还是得那个啥一下

1780
01:37:51,333 --> 01:37:53,683
嗯管管吧管管吧

1781
01:37:53,683 --> 01:37:55,199
那你的恋爱可可以

1782
01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:55,766
那个什么

1783
01:37:55,766 --> 01:37:56,083
那种

1784
01:37:56,083 --> 01:37:58,283
恋爱的心情可以维持的长一点来着

1785
01:37:58,283 --> 01:37:59,283
我感觉吧

1786
01:38:03,450 --> 01:38:06,050
哈哈哈不行我不能笑这么大

1787
01:38:06,333 --> 01:38:08,966
放屁专用歌单放点

1788
01:38:09,483 --> 01:38:12,366
歌单歌单收藏点那种很劲爆的那种

1789
01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:14,650
那种那种什么韩团

1790
01:38:14,683 --> 01:38:18,599
那种韩国男团女团的那种劲爆歌曲

1791
01:38:21,683 --> 01:38:22,483
哼

1792
01:38:23,933 --> 01:38:25,399
你也是这么想但没谈过

1793
01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:26,933
哎呀主播也是

1794
01:38:26,966 --> 01:38:28,366
那这是在我的想象中啊

1795
01:38:28,366 --> 01:38:29,683
我真不希望那个什么

1796
01:38:29,933 --> 01:38:32,449
什什么滤镜都都都破了

1797
01:38:32,966 --> 01:38:34,366
你走包袱也挺累的

1798
01:38:34,366 --> 01:38:36,199
哎呀真的有点包袱啊

1799
01:38:36,200 --> 01:38:37,400
那你如果谈了恋爱

1800
01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:39,050
然后你的女朋友每天都

1801
01:38:39,250 --> 01:38:41,366
都不打扮自己你也每天都不打扮

1802
01:38:41,366 --> 01:38:42,249
自己你们两个

1803
01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:44,283
就双看两生宴啊

1804
01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:45,400
对吧

1805
01:38:46,483 --> 01:38:47,933
人就是这样的

1806
01:38:48,250 --> 01:38:49,933
我觉得人就是这样的

1807
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:52,650
他们两个人每天都是那个是邋里邋遢

1808
01:38:52,650 --> 01:38:56,533
然后互相都不打扮穿的丑丑的嗯

1809
01:38:56,533 --> 01:38:59,283
久而久之就对互相失去兴趣了吧

1810
01:39:00,566 --> 01:39:02,566
然后平时也不打扮的漂漂亮亮

1811
01:39:02,566 --> 01:39:03,966
出门约会的话

1812
01:39:04,733 --> 01:39:06,649
没啥新鲜感了吧

1813
01:39:08,933 --> 01:39:09,883
呐呐

1814
01:39:27,850 --> 01:39:29,650
哎随便你们反正我是这么想的

1815
01:39:29,650 --> 01:39:31,050
我感觉是这样啊

1816
01:39:31,166 --> 01:39:33,933
嗯嗯

1817
01:39:35,200 --> 01:39:36,650
这太那个什么

1818
01:39:36,650 --> 01:39:38,200
那个什么肆无忌惮的话

1819
01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:39,650
就就是那个什么

1820
01:39:39,883 --> 01:39:40,683
嗯

1821
01:39:41,850 --> 01:39:43,650
反正我觉得我是这样的

1822
01:39:44,766 --> 01:39:45,849
我希望那个啥

1823
01:39:46,250 --> 01:39:47,450
以后谈恋爱也

1824
01:39:47,483 --> 01:39:48,849
对方也别当着我的面

1825
01:39:48,850 --> 01:39:51,050
放巨大声的屁和大巨大声的歌

1826
01:39:51,050 --> 01:39:53,400
我看我爸这样我也觉得恶心呢

1827
01:39:57,766 --> 01:40:00,083
我爸说放屁放大声我都会说哎

1828
01:40:00,083 --> 01:40:02,999
你真的好恶心啊

1829
01:40:03,450 --> 01:40:06,366
你能不能走远一点去嘛

1830
01:40:11,333 --> 01:40:12,483
先实践一下再说

1831
01:40:12,483 --> 01:40:14,483
那我反正我脑子里面是这么想的

1832
01:40:18,050 --> 01:40:19,483
晚安的晚安哦

1833
01:40:22,050 --> 01:40:23,850
放歌不响但是贼臭

1834
01:40:26,883 --> 01:40:27,283
okay

1835
01:40:27,283 --> 01:40:30,766
不可能不可能我觉得这是做人的底线

1836
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:45,450
那我也不会当着我爸妈的面放放屁

1837
01:40:45,450 --> 01:40:46,966
打嗝啊说实话

1838
01:40:52,650 --> 01:40:53,450
hmm

1839
01:40:57,800 --> 01:41:00,566
OK我试试什么试试谈恋爱吗

1840
01:41:06,283 --> 01:41:09,249
打嗝因为我不怎么打嗝来着

1841
01:41:09,250 --> 01:41:11,650
我真不怎么打嗝我咋可以我可以

1842
01:41:11,650 --> 01:41:13,250
那个什么可以打无声嗝

1843
01:41:13,250 --> 01:41:14,483
我不知道你们可不可以

1844
01:41:14,483 --> 01:41:16,799
左眼中我的嗝可以无声的打出来

1845
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,450
我吃东西是本来就没啥声音

1846
01:41:46,450 --> 01:41:48,166
我那难道吧唧嘴吗

1847
01:41:48,366 --> 01:41:50,199
我不是故意没声音啊

1848
01:41:51,133 --> 01:41:52,683
你下次喝可乐给我录一个嗝

1849
01:41:52,683 --> 01:41:55,799
你去死吧你别啊没兴趣好吗

1850
01:41:56,050 --> 01:41:58,800
对你没兴趣对你的嗝也没兴趣

1851
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:17,650
你封号封号什么呀

1852
01:42:18,733 --> 01:42:20,733
你打给你发给他们好吧

1853
01:42:26,533 --> 01:42:27,333
hmm

1854
01:42:32,683 --> 01:42:34,249
20秒的歌感觉很爽哎

1855
01:42:34,250 --> 01:42:35,733
你们是不是就是那种小

1856
01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:36,450
那种什么

1857
01:42:36,450 --> 01:42:37,850
小学初中在班上

1858
01:42:37,850 --> 01:42:39,800
担任那个什么经常打嗝放屁

1859
01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:42,600
然后逗大家乐的那个角色啊

1860
01:42:43,800 --> 01:42:45,766
20秒的歌不是特别帅吗

1861
01:42:48,733 --> 01:42:50,799
加油吧我祝你加油

1862
01:43:04,533 --> 01:43:06,249
是不是能不能边打嗝边说话

1863
01:43:06,250 --> 01:43:08,333
我想说好像那么尝试过

1864
01:43:08,483 --> 01:43:10,799
我想试试能不能边说话边打

1865
01:43:10,966 --> 01:43:13,966
就是边打嗝然后边传递出一些信息

1866
01:43:29,733 --> 01:43:32,049
你自己试一下长长个操场的哥很帅

1867
01:43:32,050 --> 01:43:36,800
你能不能帅在别的地方哈哈哈哈哈

1868
01:43:38,966 --> 01:43:41,199
边呼吸边吐舌头哎

1869
01:43:44,766 --> 01:43:45,649
傻逼

1870
01:43:48,850 --> 01:43:49,683
那好吧

1871
01:44:01,933 --> 01:44:03,249
别捡啊

1872
01:44:03,400 --> 01:44:06,366
会不会用手臂放屁哎我小的时候学过

1873
01:44:06,566 --> 01:44:08,333
傻逼都不能说吗

1874
01:44:08,450 --> 01:44:10,050
我是傻逼又不是很凶

1875
01:44:10,250 --> 01:44:12,166
我小时候学过但好像不太行啊

1876
01:44:12,166 --> 01:44:13,966
用手臂放屁是吧我看

1877
01:44:16,883 --> 01:44:18,883
哎怎么放的来着我忘了

1878
01:44:20,883 --> 01:44:22,566
啊不是啊怎么放的啊

1879
01:44:25,133 --> 01:44:27,883
哎我换了哦是用咯吱窝放屁

1880
01:44:28,650 --> 01:44:29,483
用咯吱窝

1881
01:44:29,483 --> 01:44:30,199
我想起来

1882
01:44:30,200 --> 01:44:31,483
用那个什么手

1883
01:44:31,483 --> 01:44:33,766
放在那个什么咯吱窝这样放屁

1884
01:44:34,533 --> 01:44:35,683
但我不会啊

1885
01:44:39,483 --> 01:44:40,799
再骂几句不行

1886
01:44:40,966 --> 01:44:42,483
那什么付费

1887
01:44:42,483 --> 01:44:44,649
哎呀妈我们直播间直播间事

1888
01:44:45,333 --> 01:44:47,083
嘴对着手走不是吧

1889
01:44:51,883 --> 01:44:52,683
嗯

1890
01:44:54,133 --> 01:44:56,999
嗯哈哈哈好笑啊

1891
01:44:58,366 --> 01:45:02,366
嗯哈哈哈好幼稚

1892
01:45:05,850 --> 01:45:07,850
good等一下不太行

1893
01:45:08,933 --> 01:45:09,733
嗯

1894
01:45:10,733 --> 01:45:13,483
嗯哎不行啊不像了

1895
01:45:14,283 --> 01:45:15,933
嗯哎不行

1896
01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:19,000
不行

1897
01:45:24,766 --> 01:45:25,966
哎为啥

1898
01:45:26,650 --> 01:45:29,883
嗯嗯哎呀不像啊

1899
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:36,333
嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯

1900
01:45:36,850 --> 01:45:38,200
太不像了吧

1901
01:45:41,683 --> 01:45:45,849
嗯嗯嗯嗯为什么我这个屁这么俏皮

1902
01:45:46,050 --> 01:45:47,333
哈哈哈

1903
01:45:51,533 --> 01:45:52,483
哈哈

1904
01:45:57,850 --> 01:45:59,366
哦这个好像啊

1905
01:46:24,933 --> 01:46:28,533
真的好像但是不是不是哈哈

1906
01:46:28,850 --> 01:46:30,966
没有真的真的皮好吗

1907
01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:34,166
那麦克风对着手臂没对着屁股啊

1908
01:46:34,166 --> 01:46:36,166
就算放了屁你们又听不出

1909
01:46:37,933 --> 01:46:38,733
WANNA be

1910
01:46:43,850 --> 01:46:44,650
咳咳

1911
01:46:48,400 --> 01:46:49,966
有个屁的味啊

1912
01:46:49,966 --> 01:46:52,333
你在我直播间说什么对着脸放屁

1913
01:46:52,333 --> 01:46:53,799
我还没说你有味呢

1914
01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:56,766
你这点嫌弃起来你有什么资格嫌弃呢

1915
01:47:00,600 --> 01:47:02,283
谢谢往期的粉丝灯牌

1916
01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:06,733
没有真的好吗

1917
01:47:07,733 --> 01:47:09,933
你懂不懂啊你懂不懂屁啊

1918
01:47:09,933 --> 01:47:12,566
你有没有看过那种乐器演奏吗

1919
01:47:12,566 --> 01:47:14,849
乐器演奏你要麦克风对着这个乐器

1920
01:47:15,000 --> 01:47:15,883
来着

1921
01:47:18,250 --> 01:47:21,800
懂不懂啊你就算主播在直播间放

1922
01:47:21,800 --> 01:47:23,166
屁那个麦克风是对着嘴

1923
01:47:23,166 --> 01:47:24,766
嘴巴又没有对着屁股

1924
01:47:24,850 --> 01:47:26,600
那别人放了屁你也听不到啊

1925
01:47:26,600 --> 01:47:28,166
声音哪有那么好啊

1926
01:47:32,483 --> 01:47:35,366
我说的是乐器演奏要对着乐器

1927
01:47:43,000 --> 01:47:43,800
yeah

1928
01:47:58,283 --> 01:47:59,933
我用的手机直播呢

1929
01:48:06,683 --> 01:48:07,249
太恶心

1930
01:48:07,250 --> 01:48:09,766
我真正对你们那个什么滤镜全碎了

1931
01:48:09,766 --> 01:48:12,733
大家这本来就对你们那个什么

1932
01:48:14,283 --> 01:48:15,966
没有太多的那种好的滤镜

1933
01:48:15,966 --> 01:48:16,883
但是你们老是

1934
01:48:17,200 --> 01:48:19,800
竟然你们平时放那么大声的屁

1935
01:48:19,800 --> 01:48:22,200
然后还谈恋爱的时候竟然还

1936
01:48:22,766 --> 01:48:23,766
互相放大屁

1937
01:48:23,766 --> 01:48:25,283
我真的有点受不了说实话

1938
01:48:25,283 --> 01:48:27,333
我说的是实话中的实话

1939
01:48:27,333 --> 01:48:29,483
说真的真的有点对你们受不了了

1940
01:48:29,683 --> 01:48:31,483
本来滤镜就不是很坚固

1941
01:48:31,483 --> 01:48:34,733
现在真的越想越觉得无法接受

1942
01:48:44,650 --> 01:48:45,450
嗯

1943
01:48:48,650 --> 01:48:50,800
我这个是假屁我又没有真屁

1944
01:48:50,800 --> 01:48:52,166
是你们老是说那种什么

1945
01:48:52,166 --> 01:48:54,083
你们说你们平时就直接放出来

1946
01:48:54,083 --> 01:48:55,999
然后打歌也打很大声

1947
01:49:01,333 --> 01:49:03,166
谈恋爱还要对着对方放屁

1948
01:49:04,400 --> 01:49:06,250
我真的觉得有点受不了

1949
01:49:10,566 --> 01:49:11,599
太恶心了

1950
01:49:12,733 --> 01:49:13,966
一想到大家

1951
01:49:14,333 --> 01:49:15,449
一想到大家

1952
01:49:15,650 --> 01:49:18,366
平时就是一个那什么大声放屁

1953
01:49:18,683 --> 01:49:20,766
的那种人呃

1954
01:49:21,250 --> 01:49:24,483
但他们也说了他们平时大声放屁啊

1955
01:49:25,083 --> 01:49:26,449
他们平时大声放屁

1956
01:49:26,450 --> 01:49:28,200
然后打个很长很大声的嗝

1957
01:49:28,200 --> 01:49:28,850
还要骄傲

1958
01:49:28,850 --> 01:49:30,450
我真的觉得有点受不了

1959
01:49:45,883 --> 01:49:46,683
咳咳

1960
01:49:51,250 --> 01:49:53,133
不是那你们是不是说那什么

1961
01:49:53,133 --> 01:49:54,483
谈恋爱然后一起放

1962
01:49:54,600 --> 01:49:55,650
大声放屁没什么

1963
01:49:55,650 --> 01:49:56,800
一起打嗝没什么

1964
01:49:56,800 --> 01:49:57,800
然后然后

1965
01:49:59,366 --> 01:50:00,649
平时也不会也会觉得

1966
01:50:00,650 --> 01:50:03,000
然后还一直说我那个什么包袱很重

1967
01:50:03,250 --> 01:50:06,200
你那你们就就是会就是会这么做吧

1968
01:50:16,400 --> 01:50:17,966
滤镜全碎了

1969
01:50:21,450 --> 01:50:25,366
内心的傍晚时间变很慢

1970
01:50:34,166 --> 01:50:36,566
20秒的歌确实不帅好吗

1971
01:50:44,450 --> 01:50:45,283
哈哈

1972
01:50:55,200 --> 01:50:57,800
每当是对应这一段不幸的恋情

1973
01:50:58,566 --> 01:51:01,133
哎还是得稍微收收啊感觉

1974
01:51:01,966 --> 01:51:04,399
大家那什么还是得稍微收收

1975
01:51:12,566 --> 01:51:13,366
hmm

1976
01:51:14,366 --> 01:51:15,166
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

1977
01:51:17,483 --> 01:51:18,366
哈哈哈

1978
01:51:24,566 --> 01:51:27,849
天呐屎尿屁集齐了吗我没有说屎啊

1979
01:51:30,483 --> 01:51:33,249
totally都不让放屁本直播间不让放屁啊

1980
01:51:35,000 --> 01:51:36,800
直播间确实有点制度森严

1981
01:51:36,800 --> 01:51:39,133
别别别在我直播间放屁好吧

1982
01:51:47,450 --> 01:51:49,850
那是菌群菌群是菌群大便是大便

1983
01:52:03,483 --> 01:52:05,733
yeah啊好吧好吧好吧好吧

1984
01:52:06,533 --> 01:52:08,483
啊好吧好吧好吧好吧

1985
01:52:12,533 --> 01:52:13,333
哼

1986
01:52:14,766 --> 01:52:15,883
直播间一股味道

1987
01:52:15,883 --> 01:52:18,133
我不知道谁一股味道啊

1988
01:52:18,333 --> 01:52:21,333
谁又是弄什么打嗝又是放屁的

1989
01:52:21,650 --> 01:52:23,166
我不知道谁一股味道啊

1990
01:52:23,166 --> 01:52:25,366
恶人先告状我真是服了

1991
01:52:26,133 --> 01:52:28,333
我真是无语无助了

1992
01:52:31,283 --> 01:52:32,083
咳

1993
01:52:42,366 --> 01:52:43,166
Huh

1994
01:52:46,966 --> 01:52:49,366
怎么卖你自己的狗神经病啊

1995
01:52:51,766 --> 01:52:53,883
不是卖这种空气的真的能

1996
01:52:53,966 --> 01:52:55,133
那个空气真的

1997
01:52:55,333 --> 01:52:56,599
就算就算蜜蜂了

1998
01:52:56,600 --> 01:52:58,966
真的能挺到收获地点吗

1999
01:52:59,800 --> 01:53:01,600
咳咳咳

2000
01:53:14,533 --> 01:53:18,483
太恶心了这粉那个什么滤镜又碎了

2001
01:53:20,883 --> 01:53:22,483
滤镜又碎了啊

2002
01:53:23,133 --> 01:53:24,683
别打住

2003
01:53:40,450 --> 01:53:41,933
睡的差不多了已经

2004
01:53:43,166 --> 01:53:45,849
哎不知道哪辈子能能能能

2005
01:53:46,083 --> 01:53:47,933
填补上这些滤镜了

2006
01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:57,200
哼

2007
01:53:58,366 --> 01:54:00,199
再吃最后一口不吃了

2008
01:54:24,766 --> 01:54:25,566
咳咳

2009
01:54:27,650 --> 01:54:29,000
玩完了呢

2010
01:54:34,333 --> 01:54:35,883
yeah明天呃

2011
01:54:39,400 --> 01:54:40,200
不是

2012
01:54:40,850 --> 01:54:43,333
那那得做点什么才能那个什么吧

2013
01:54:43,333 --> 01:54:44,883
把滤镜修补回来

2014
01:54:44,883 --> 01:54:45,999
就感觉你们

2015
01:54:48,000 --> 01:54:50,083
明天感觉明天的

2016
01:54:50,250 --> 01:54:52,250
大家应该也是那种什么大声打嗝

2017
01:54:52,250 --> 01:54:53,450
大声放屁

2018
01:54:53,800 --> 01:54:56,850
很难纠正过来了很难纠正过来了

2019
01:55:04,133 --> 01:55:04,933
Huh

2020
01:55:07,166 --> 01:55:08,883
不播我也不知道

2021
01:55:10,400 --> 01:55:11,800
有可能不播

2022
01:55:14,250 --> 01:55:18,333
不是休息是最近事情太多了

2023
01:55:18,450 --> 01:55:21,533
哎呀我不知道我做的晚不

2024
01:55:21,533 --> 01:55:24,799
我明天要9点钟起床了说实话明天

2025
01:55:31,766 --> 01:55:34,399
哼不是我也想播

2026
01:55:34,933 --> 01:55:38,133
我想播但是我不知道我做的完不

2027
01:55:38,450 --> 01:55:40,883
我明天9点钟起床看

2028
01:55:40,883 --> 01:55:43,283
弄弄看能不能弄完好了

2029
01:55:45,333 --> 01:55:47,733
在忙啥投稿然后

2030
01:55:49,050 --> 01:55:50,650
隐身吧

2031
01:55:51,766 --> 01:55:53,399
然后要写一下

2032
01:55:53,733 --> 01:55:54,566
对今天

2033
01:55:54,650 --> 01:55:57,400
然后要写一下那个什么音乐投稿的啊

2034
01:55:57,400 --> 01:55:58,733
不是音乐那个啥

2035
01:56:00,083 --> 01:56:02,366
音乐的那个什么呀

2036
01:56:03,333 --> 01:56:06,049
音乐要阅的图的一些要求

2037
01:56:06,050 --> 01:56:07,933
一般来说这个我就会花很多时间

2038
01:56:07,933 --> 01:56:09,249
这个我就花两个时间

2039
01:56:09,250 --> 01:56:10,166
三个时间

2040
01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:10,933
都有可能

2041
01:56:10,933 --> 01:56:13,649
3个小时两个小时三个小时都有可能

2042
01:56:14,050 --> 01:56:16,283
啊千里哥回是什么时候啊我操

2043
01:56:19,133 --> 01:56:20,999
我把这事情完全忘记了

2044
01:56:23,283 --> 01:56:24,166
嗯

2045
01:56:28,000 --> 01:56:31,283
不行9点钟必须起啊顶多9点半

2046
01:56:36,133 --> 01:56:39,449
而且我还不知道圣诞怎么弄啊

2047
01:56:39,850 --> 01:56:44,166
你说呢不是吧是1月份的时候吧

2048
01:56:44,166 --> 01:56:44,966
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

2049
01:56:47,050 --> 01:56:48,733
帮我想点好的东西

2050
01:56:50,600 --> 01:56:51,966
9点半吧9点半吧

2051
01:56:52,050 --> 01:56:54,400
不要这么夸张好吧9点半9点半

2052
01:56:58,000 --> 01:56:59,650
你你说呢

2053
01:56:59,683 --> 01:57:00,483
哼

2054
01:57:01,600 --> 01:57:05,200
不能随便过啊哥快给我想想点好的

2055
01:57:05,400 --> 01:57:07,366
主播要那个的好不好啊

2056
01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:09,050
非要我们说明白是吧

2057
01:57:09,200 --> 01:57:10,133
快帮我想

2058
01:57:19,000 --> 01:57:19,800
ha ha嘿嘿

2059
01:57:24,766 --> 01:57:27,333
不是那外套也不是那外套吗

2060
01:57:31,050 --> 01:57:32,250
搞现金礼物

2061
01:57:32,283 --> 01:57:33,083
我是要搞啊

2062
01:57:33,083 --> 01:57:35,649
但是我觉得那个现金礼物那个什么

2063
01:57:35,650 --> 01:57:39,483
嗯哈哈哈别说的那么直白好吧

2064
01:57:39,966 --> 01:57:42,283
但是现在礼物也没有那么有吸引力啊

2065
01:57:42,283 --> 01:57:44,049
除非搞的很好吧

2066
01:57:46,966 --> 01:57:50,399
幸福也没有那么那么有吸引力来着

2067
01:57:52,083 --> 01:57:53,849
哎嗯嗯

2068
01:57:58,850 --> 01:57:59,650
cool

2069
01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:10,766
限定不是吸引力了吗

2070
01:58:11,483 --> 01:58:12,999
我不知道他们的限定是什么样

2071
01:58:13,000 --> 01:58:13,966
应该还是

2072
01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:17,566
英生很有吸引力吗应该还好吧

2073
01:58:20,050 --> 01:58:20,850
呃

2074
01:58:23,166 --> 01:58:23,966
啊

2075
01:58:25,683 --> 01:58:26,533
电笛音声

2076
01:58:32,050 --> 01:58:34,850
嗯应该还得需要点别的

2077
01:58:41,600 --> 01:58:43,566
什么录几个抽奖啊

2078
01:58:51,933 --> 01:58:53,449
give me back送个已经嗯

2079
01:58:53,533 --> 01:58:54,166
没事没事

2080
01:58:54,166 --> 01:58:56,649
因为有人想要吧怎么会有人想要这个

2081
01:59:06,400 --> 01:59:07,966
一句话抽奖

2082
01:59:08,450 --> 01:59:10,850
实在不行可真的要吗

2083
01:59:11,250 --> 01:59:15,050
不谁会抽这个奖啊而且

2084
01:59:17,333 --> 01:59:18,799
弄个转盘只是没人转

2085
01:59:18,800 --> 01:59:21,000
你别说啊我自己说

2086
01:59:22,733 --> 01:59:24,366
一朵小花花哦哦

2087
01:59:24,766 --> 01:59:26,883
那你不是

2088
01:59:30,483 --> 01:59:31,399
啊主播还是

2089
01:59:31,650 --> 01:59:34,166
不缺一朵小花花的好吧主播只是

2090
01:59:34,366 --> 01:59:35,166
主动

2091
01:59:40,566 --> 01:59:42,249
为什么你们还这么说出来

2092
01:59:42,250 --> 01:59:44,116
我是真的很那个好吗

2093
01:59:44,566 --> 01:59:46,999
我怎么真的觉得很丢人来着

2094
01:59:47,000 --> 01:59:49,050
你们竟然还在这乐

2095
01:59:49,200 --> 01:59:50,450
好难过啊

2096
01:59:54,800 --> 01:59:56,716
蹦不下去了心碎了已经

2097
01:59:58,050 --> 02:00:00,250
是真的觉得很难过

2098
02:00:01,716 --> 02:00:03,316
我的自信心

2099
02:00:03,450 --> 02:00:05,000
很受打击

2100
02:00:07,283 --> 02:00:10,316
自卑了难过了自卑了

2101
02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:14,716
但是我不知道转啥呀转啥呢

2102
02:00:14,766 --> 02:00:17,399
他们那种都是上箭转转是吧

2103
02:00:17,600 --> 02:00:19,116
转啥呢

2104
02:00:19,966 --> 02:00:20,766
哼

2105
02:00:22,283 --> 02:00:23,649
现在现在周几过

2106
02:00:23,650 --> 02:00:25,566
全过了睡起来全过了

2107
02:00:25,566 --> 02:00:27,566
从周周五过到周周日

2108
02:00:27,566 --> 02:00:30,166
从周四开始过过到周日

2109
02:00:31,683 --> 02:00:34,199
从周四过到31号

2110
02:00:35,450 --> 02:00:37,683
我健身房再健全点说不定就有人赚

2111
02:00:37,683 --> 02:00:38,966
我还要多健全啊

2112
02:00:38,966 --> 02:00:41,599
我是做这也不讨好那也不讨好

2113
02:00:41,916 --> 02:00:44,916
大家明明都是说我健全所以不转

2114
02:00:44,916 --> 02:00:47,599
你又要说再健全点才有人转

2115
02:00:47,600 --> 02:00:49,450
到底要怎样啊

2116
02:00:54,366 --> 02:00:55,166
thank you

2117
02:00:55,400 --> 02:00:56,483
男的吧

2118
02:00:56,850 --> 02:00:57,650
嗯

2119
02:01:02,283 --> 02:01:04,483
主播的要么因为这么廉价是吧

2120
02:01:04,483 --> 02:01:05,049
我操

2121
02:01:05,050 --> 02:01:08,450
别人的抽奖都是什么上建上挺多

2122
02:01:08,450 --> 02:01:10,166
抽主播的是小花花

2123
02:01:10,316 --> 02:01:15,366
和那个什么粉丝团灯牌抽去席啦

2124
02:01:21,566 --> 02:01:24,399
众口难调是呢我就应该大家那什么

2125
02:01:26,000 --> 02:01:28,366
大家大家应该那什么

2126
02:01:28,366 --> 02:01:30,283
大家应该迎合一下主播

2127
02:01:30,283 --> 02:01:32,649
别老让主播迎合大家了

2128
02:01:34,050 --> 02:01:35,766
这个人也说我这那个什么

2129
02:01:35,766 --> 02:01:37,483
那个人也说我那个什么

2130
02:01:37,683 --> 02:01:40,399
只不过是夹在中间两面不好做

2131
02:01:49,050 --> 02:01:51,116
上班也没干活

2132
02:01:51,116 --> 02:01:52,849
下班也没干

2133
02:01:52,916 --> 02:01:53,716
活儿

2134
02:01:54,966 --> 02:01:56,083
放放歌

2135
02:02:06,050 --> 02:02:08,200
大吉大利

2136
02:02:08,850 --> 02:02:09,650
喜

2137
02:02:09,650 --> 02:02:10,916
提喜剧

2138
02:02:12,516 --> 02:02:14,883
平凡浓郁的生活

2139
02:02:15,250 --> 02:02:16,050
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

2140
02:02:19,766 --> 02:02:20,566
嗯

2141
02:02:20,916 --> 02:02:24,249
点歌乌梅子酱本直播间弄的什么SC

2142
02:02:24,600 --> 02:02:26,316
点歌懂不懂啊

2143
02:02:27,483 --> 02:02:28,883
转盘点歌

2144
02:02:29,050 --> 02:02:29,916
我想想

2145
02:02:30,966 --> 02:02:33,049
哈哈哈哈有点过分吧

2146
02:02:33,050 --> 02:02:35,716
不是我转盘我不知道转啥呀我转盘

2147
02:02:35,766 --> 02:02:38,566
呃上键转然后就只点一首歌吗

2148
02:02:38,566 --> 02:02:39,449
感觉有一点

2149
02:02:39,450 --> 02:02:42,883
是不是有一点坑坑蒙拐骗拐骗了

2150
02:02:42,883 --> 02:02:44,883
但是主播现在就是很想

2151
02:02:45,050 --> 02:02:46,566
坑蒙拐骗了已经

2152
02:02:51,650 --> 02:02:53,283
不是拍拍粉丝是粉丝团

2153
02:02:53,400 --> 02:02:54,200
假的

2154
02:02:54,850 --> 02:02:55,766
假的啊

2155
02:02:59,083 --> 02:03:00,449
军训是什么

2156
02:03:04,050 --> 02:03:05,516
不喜欢花花点歌啊

2157
02:03:11,283 --> 02:03:16,366
坏事也没提我今天也努力工作

2158
02:03:20,400 --> 02:03:22,083
别那个什么啊怎么怎么

2159
02:03:22,083 --> 02:03:23,716
现在是认真在思考好吗

2160
02:03:23,716 --> 02:03:26,083
怎么这个月凑一下营收呀

2161
02:03:28,450 --> 02:03:30,050
一直在我那个什么

2162
02:03:30,366 --> 02:03:32,516
小花花粉丝团灯牌的

2163
02:03:33,316 --> 02:03:34,283
瞧不起谁呢

2164
02:03:37,650 --> 02:03:40,000
配可乐汉堡

2165
02:03:40,000 --> 02:03:41,316
配可乐

2166
02:03:43,683 --> 02:03:46,083
平凡美丽的生活

2167
02:03:53,966 --> 02:03:54,766
嗯

2168
02:03:54,916 --> 02:03:57,366
什么美啊我没有听过呀

2169
02:04:10,283 --> 02:04:11,083
哎

2170
02:04:20,483 --> 02:04:22,316
我不会粤语啊

2171
02:04:23,483 --> 02:04:25,116
你说那个麦当劳无限好

2172
02:04:25,116 --> 02:04:26,516
是陈奕迅唱的是吧

2173
02:04:26,516 --> 02:04:28,316
我听过但是那个什么

2174
02:04:29,083 --> 02:04:31,166
都不听戏啊i'm sorry

2175
02:04:40,916 --> 02:04:42,283
下播了拜拜大家

2176
02:04:43,600 --> 02:04:44,650
拜拜拜拜

2177
02:04:46,483 --> 02:04:47,683
再见再见

2178
02:04:57,883 --> 02:04:58,683
哎

2179
02:04:58,850 --> 02:05:02,883
i saw you i saw you

2180
02:05:04,083 --> 02:05:07,449
i saw you i saw you

2181
02:05:08,283 --> 02:05:09,083
i saw

2182
02:05:20,366 --> 02:05:22,166
啊对还没有刷牙呢

2183
02:05:22,366 --> 02:05:24,366
哎没有做仰卧起坐呢

2184
02:05:25,916 --> 02:05:26,716
哦

2185
02:05:27,516 --> 02:05:29,566
上班也没干活

2186
02:05:30,166 --> 02:05:32,566
我想知道的事情

2187
02:05:49,800 --> 02:05:51,366
我会刷的好吗

2188
02:05:51,850 --> 02:05:53,516
要刷就在手边呢

2189
02:05:54,400 --> 02:05:55,716
再喝一点再刷

2190
02:06:01,400 --> 02:06:02,200
嗯

2191
02:06:05,516 --> 02:06:06,366
不会啊

2192
02:06:18,516 --> 02:06:19,316
3级以上啊

2193
02:06:19,316 --> 02:06:20,116
手机

2194
02:06:21,916 --> 02:06:22,916
很大声

2195
02:06:23,450 --> 02:06:24,283
哈哈

2196
02:06:29,566 --> 02:06:30,366
哼

2197
02:06:39,083 --> 02:06:41,199
还好我手机都快爆炸了

2198
02:06:42,600 --> 02:06:44,200
啊长更美

2199
02:06:45,400 --> 02:06:47,400
我手机已经坏成什么样大家

2200
02:06:47,450 --> 02:06:49,316
这我之前还说呢什么

2201
02:06:49,566 --> 02:06:51,966
他就摔的有点480P吗

2202
02:06:51,966 --> 02:06:53,916
然后没过几天我就又摔了

2203
02:06:53,916 --> 02:06:58,166
然后手机的右边就多了条黑的竖线

2204
02:06:58,250 --> 02:06:59,850
但是还好还能看

2205
02:07:00,766 --> 02:07:01,566
那是那什么

2206
02:07:01,566 --> 02:07:04,283
比如说你看现在看高能高能榜的话

2207
02:07:04,450 --> 02:07:07,600
然后呃呃第一个不是530吗

2208
02:07:07,600 --> 02:07:10,483
然后我的手机就只能看到53你懂吧

2209
02:07:10,683 --> 02:07:13,683
就是这这一条会被黑黑线哈哈哈

2210
02:07:13,683 --> 02:07:16,449
会有一条竖直的黑线给挡住

2211
02:07:17,000 --> 02:07:17,800
不是手机

2212
02:07:17,883 --> 02:07:20,283
公司的手机公司的手机我不敢摔的

2213
02:07:20,516 --> 02:07:21,799
我自己的手机

2214
02:07:24,000 --> 02:07:25,516
哦完全的活下去

2215
02:07:26,516 --> 02:07:27,399
这还

2216
02:07:27,400 --> 02:07:28,650
这还997

2217
02:07:29,316 --> 02:07:32,566
是的那只能看到那说少看一位数

2218
02:07:32,650 --> 02:07:34,316
因为他他就是那个啥

2219
02:07:35,650 --> 02:07:38,283
那条数就被黑线给挡住了

2220
02:07:41,400 --> 02:07:42,800
还好他有多条竖线

2221
02:07:42,800 --> 02:07:45,566
还好但是谢谢酸奶的粉丝灯牌

2222
02:07:45,766 --> 02:07:47,249
但是那啥呢

2223
02:07:47,966 --> 02:07:50,249
他有点480P就很难受

2224
02:07:51,000 --> 02:07:52,200
看那个东西感觉

2225
02:07:52,566 --> 02:07:54,566
那什么我我现在都拿远点看

2226
02:07:54,566 --> 02:07:56,283
离太近看这么模糊

2227
02:07:56,450 --> 02:07:58,516
感觉那什么眼睛快瞎掉

2228
02:08:11,366 --> 02:08:12,849
不怕不怕我再忍忍

2229
02:08:14,200 --> 02:08:15,083
别急

2230
02:08:20,316 --> 02:08:22,199
好久没喝这么多奶茶了

2231
02:08:23,166 --> 02:08:24,166
刷牙了

2232
02:08:30,250 --> 02:08:31,050
uh huh

2233
02:08:32,766 --> 02:08:33,566
狂浪

2234
02:08:36,166 --> 02:08:41,366
抓住和抓不住的照片我长得美

2235
02:08:43,116 --> 02:08:45,083
没有没有我们不清洁啊

2236
02:08:58,200 --> 02:09:00,400
我闭麦了我要刷牙了

2237
02:09:02,200 --> 02:09:04,000
刷个两三分钟吧

2238
02:09:04,000 --> 02:09:06,916
这次就因为大家在的话少刷一会

2239
02:09:07,483 --> 02:09:09,449
知道的事情

2240
02:09:15,083 --> 02:09:17,249
他说你不会怪我

2241
02:09:17,250 --> 02:09:19,800
恨当初太匆

2242
02:09:33,766 --> 02:09:36,116
两三分钟还久吗不久吧

2243
02:09:38,366 --> 02:09:40,449
不是你们老是那个什么

2244
02:09:40,916 --> 02:09:42,999
说说说东说西的

2245
02:09:50,883 --> 02:09:54,199
风情水岂能够忘

2246
02:09:56,916 --> 02:10:00,916
百鸟百鸟不要回头望

2247
02:10:01,250 --> 02:10:04,850
你又何苦苦情儿彼此

2248
02:10:08,650 --> 02:10:09,916
主播不懂陪伴的真谛

2249
02:10:09,916 --> 02:10:12,883
主播是只不想懂罢了我懂你干嘛

2250
02:10:13,316 --> 02:10:16,683
你谁呀我不想懂你嘿嘿

2251
02:10:25,566 --> 02:10:28,199
把音乐放大声点好了我看看放点

2252
02:10:28,683 --> 02:10:30,849
好听的舒缓的music

2253
02:10:31,283 --> 02:10:33,083
那就不闭麦就是了

2254
02:10:33,366 --> 02:10:35,649
如果把音乐放的很大声啊

2255
02:10:36,083 --> 02:10:38,049
看放点什么呢啊

2256
02:10:40,683 --> 02:10:46,649
i know i know你的柔情

2257
02:10:56,366 --> 02:10:57,166
嗯

2258
02:11:06,883 --> 02:11:10,166
just the two of the soupo two of us

2259
02:11:10,400 --> 02:11:11,200
这什么棍

2260
02:11:11,200 --> 02:11:12,716
昨天不是听到过了吗

2261
02:11:17,283 --> 02:11:18,966
嗯嗯嗯

2262
02:11:25,000 --> 02:11:26,400
算算算随便放吧

2263
02:11:30,716 --> 02:11:31,649
电量大不大

2264
02:11:42,200 --> 02:11:44,200
and the blind you break

2265
02:11:44,200 --> 02:11:46,283
every step you take

2266
02:11:46,283 --> 02:11:48,083
i'll be watching you

2267
02:11:50,600 --> 02:11:53,366
every single day

2268
02:11:54,450 --> 02:11:57,200
and every word you say

2269
02:11:58,483 --> 02:12:00,516
every game you play

2270
02:12:00,516 --> 02:12:02,599
every night you stay

2271
02:12:02,600 --> 02:12:04,766
i'll be watching you

2272
02:12:07,000 --> 02:12:09,683
oh can't you see

2273
02:12:10,850 --> 02:12:13,850
you belong to me

2274
02:12:15,683 --> 02:12:18,366
every poor heartaches

2275
02:12:18,966 --> 02:12:21,599
every step you take

2276
02:12:23,250 --> 02:12:25,883
every move you make

2277
02:12:27,366 --> 02:12:29,999
every vow you break

2278
02:12:31,250 --> 02:12:33,366
every smile you fake

2279
02:12:33,366 --> 02:12:35,366
every claim you stick

2280
02:12:35,366 --> 02:12:37,199
i'll be watching you

2281
02:12:43,083 --> 02:12:44,399
怎么这么大声

2282
02:12:50,166 --> 02:12:51,683
你们能听到吗

2283
02:12:51,716 --> 02:12:53,766
i can't replace

2284
02:12:53,766 --> 02:12:57,883
i feel so cold and i long for your embrace

2285
02:12:57,883 --> 02:13:02,316
i keep crying baby baby please

2286
02:13:32,850 --> 02:13:35,650
oh can't you see

2287
02:13:36,766 --> 02:13:39,849
you belong to me

2288
02:13:41,050 --> 02:13:44,083
every blue heartaches

2289
02:13:45,083 --> 02:13:47,599
every step you take

2290
02:13:49,083 --> 02:13:51,683
every move you make

2291
02:13:53,083 --> 02:13:55,716
every vow you break

2292
02:13:57,083 --> 02:13:59,199
every smile you fake

2293
02:13:59,200 --> 02:14:01,200
every claim you speak

2294
02:14:01,200 --> 02:14:03,450
i'll be watching you

2295
02:14:05,283 --> 02:14:07,316
every move you make

2296
02:14:07,316 --> 02:14:09,366
every step you take

2297
02:14:09,366 --> 02:14:11,249
i'll be watching you

2298
02:14:40,716 --> 02:14:45,083
不再犹豫继续旅行

2299
02:14:46,850 --> 02:14:47,850
会不会有奇迹

2300
02:15:06,683 --> 02:15:07,566
为什么刷反扣

2301
02:15:07,566 --> 02:15:08,999
反扣啊神经病啊

2302
02:15:31,650 --> 02:15:32,566
怎么那么多车

2303
02:15:32,566 --> 02:15:33,366
啊

2304
02:15:36,683 --> 02:15:38,083
啊太老实吓我一跳

2305
02:15:41,800 --> 02:15:43,966
你们这是听歌在打call是吗

2306
02:15:44,050 --> 02:15:45,166
真的假的

2307
02:15:45,450 --> 02:15:47,116
不是骗我的吧

2308
02:15:49,916 --> 02:15:50,849
我就我就

2309
02:15:56,166 --> 02:15:56,966
咕咕咕咕

2310
02:16:01,683 --> 02:16:03,166
太可爱了

2311
02:16:22,283 --> 02:16:24,249
啊别搞错了不是对你吗

2312
02:16:43,316 --> 02:16:44,116
痛

2313
02:16:47,800 --> 02:16:56,250
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2314
02:17:11,966 --> 02:17:13,049
OK没啥了

2315
02:17:13,316 --> 02:17:15,966
我要上床了睡睡觉觉了

2316
02:17:22,916 --> 02:17:24,599
你们还醒着吗

2317
02:17:25,850 --> 02:17:26,650
咳咳

2318
02:17:28,766 --> 02:17:30,249
don't bounce

2319
02:17:38,250 --> 02:17:40,166
Goodbye你和我的日

2320
02:17:40,250 --> 02:17:43,366
不用一起弥陀我的心甜蜜

2321
02:17:43,366 --> 02:17:44,283
甜蜜的

2322
02:17:44,766 --> 02:17:50,083
蜜糖甜蜜的一生一起浪漫细腻我心跳

2323
02:17:52,916 --> 02:17:55,283
今晚刷牙不困啊有毛病啊

2324
02:17:58,850 --> 02:18:01,966
我要使命请你读我的心

2325
02:18:04,716 --> 02:18:05,966
吃下东西

2326
02:18:09,916 --> 02:18:12,649
怎么3点钟了还不睡觉明天没事吗

2327
02:18:13,200 --> 02:18:15,450
哎哦还没有到3点还早还早

2328
02:18:16,966 --> 02:18:17,766
嗯

2329
02:18:17,966 --> 02:18:18,883
看看

2330
02:18:20,050 --> 02:18:21,366
这个

2331
02:18:25,450 --> 02:18:26,283
上床别瞎抖

2332
02:18:26,283 --> 02:18:28,249
我待会就用另外一个手机去狠狠刷

2333
02:18:28,250 --> 02:18:29,883
你们就在旁边听着吧

2334
02:18:33,050 --> 02:18:36,200
我没有床下我的床是实心的

2335
02:18:39,966 --> 02:18:41,599
结果是什么

2336
02:18:47,883 --> 02:18:49,249
看看

2337
02:18:55,600 --> 02:18:57,250
吹风机梳一梳

2338
02:19:03,366 --> 02:19:05,366
明早吧赶紧睡吧

2339
02:19:10,116 --> 02:19:11,849
你们怎么能

2340
02:19:22,850 --> 02:19:23,650
可以

2341
02:19:25,450 --> 02:19:28,250
你们明天要上班那个什么

2342
02:19:29,166 --> 02:19:31,999
你们明天要上班明天起得来吗

2343
02:19:45,166 --> 02:19:47,916
啊说我们的衣服这么大声嘣嘣嘣嘣

2344
02:19:48,166 --> 02:19:49,166
是不是很大声

2345
02:19:52,316 --> 02:19:53,999
这是我的coat

2346
02:19:58,450 --> 02:19:59,766
电脑关机一下

2347
02:20:10,200 --> 02:20:12,966
但是睡很晚的话也没有办法工作吧

2348
02:20:13,250 --> 02:20:14,450
我感觉

2349
02:20:25,450 --> 02:20:28,400
好不容易起起不来就不睡的哦

2350
02:20:29,116 --> 02:20:30,683
那更那个什么吧

2351
02:20:34,966 --> 02:20:36,649
真家里蹲啊好吧

2352
02:20:40,883 --> 02:20:42,516
呃这桌会有灶台吗

2353
02:20:42,516 --> 02:20:43,249
应该不会有

2354
02:20:43,250 --> 02:20:46,000
我这桌太忙了我能保证正常直播

2355
02:20:46,000 --> 02:20:47,000
都不错的

2356
02:20:48,000 --> 02:20:50,083
哦没有太忙只是我效率太低了

2357
02:20:50,083 --> 02:20:51,849
好吧是我的问题

2358
02:20:52,650 --> 02:20:54,166
做事太慢了

2359
02:20:58,450 --> 02:20:59,916
我还是会多剥的

2360
02:21:01,966 --> 02:21:03,516
进主播也有那个什么

2361
02:21:04,883 --> 02:21:05,999
有那个啥

2362
02:21:06,450 --> 02:21:08,483
看看还有什么东西要弄一下的

2363
02:21:08,483 --> 02:21:09,599
这个得弄弄

2364
02:21:11,366 --> 02:21:12,283
要说说

2365
02:21:41,400 --> 02:21:44,200
哇这么看头发还确实有点小长了

2366
02:21:46,116 --> 02:21:47,649
主播也有PP哈哈

2367
02:21:51,116 --> 02:21:53,683
不外科了我明天早起外科

2368
02:22:10,166 --> 02:22:10,883
yeah

2369
02:22:10,883 --> 02:22:11,766
想吃个

2370
02:22:14,483 --> 02:22:15,449
bug bug

2371
02:22:21,450 --> 02:22:22,250
哼

2372
02:22:22,400 --> 02:22:23,650
几点起9点半

2373
02:22:24,683 --> 02:22:29,199
9点半顶多9:45吧

2374
02:22:33,116 --> 02:22:33,849
不是吗

2375
02:22:33,850 --> 02:22:34,966
木马呀

2376
02:22:35,683 --> 02:22:36,999
不是那个呀

2377
02:22:38,483 --> 02:22:40,599
这个也送好的还有什么吗

2378
02:22:41,450 --> 02:22:42,483
差不多了

2379
02:22:51,600 --> 02:22:53,566
必不可能12点我想想

2380
02:22:55,200 --> 02:22:57,450
我好想好帅呀我

2381
02:22:58,000 --> 02:22:59,716
想涂个身体乳但是

2382
02:23:01,250 --> 02:23:02,516
哈哈哈

2383
02:23:02,516 --> 02:23:04,166
又推迟15分钟

2384
02:23:04,400 --> 02:23:05,850
我的问题好吧

2385
02:23:06,683 --> 02:23:10,249
我看看想涂身体乳但是我怕有声音

2386
02:23:11,316 --> 02:23:13,283
这是我最近都有坚持涂来着今天

2387
02:23:13,283 --> 02:23:14,199
不涂的话

2388
02:23:16,316 --> 02:23:18,716
感觉不太好感觉会功亏一溃

2389
02:23:22,316 --> 02:23:24,649
嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣

2390
02:23:25,250 --> 02:23:27,166
嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣

2391
02:23:29,483 --> 02:23:31,999
我想到那个人说又推迟了15

2392
02:23:32,000 --> 02:23:35,366
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

2393
02:23:36,966 --> 02:23:38,999
那我因为我直播也也也

2394
02:23:39,000 --> 02:23:40,250
也也推迟了一下

2395
02:23:40,250 --> 02:23:41,916
我我本来不想播这么晚

2396
02:23:41,916 --> 02:23:44,166
因为直播播的越久那个啥

2397
02:23:44,400 --> 02:23:47,650
嗯啊我就起床时间会推迟对吧

2398
02:23:48,050 --> 02:23:50,366
那我我本来也想早点起床工作

2399
02:23:50,366 --> 02:23:51,516
我说的是实话

2400
02:23:51,600 --> 02:23:52,883
如果早点下播的话

2401
02:23:52,883 --> 02:23:54,716
明天肯定能早点起来的

2402
02:23:55,683 --> 02:23:57,083
但是那个啥但是

2403
02:23:57,200 --> 02:23:58,966
那个不是一直没下播吗

2404
02:23:59,850 --> 02:24:01,366
我直播的那个什么

2405
02:24:03,050 --> 02:24:05,916
我睡觉时长还是得保证的说实话

2406
02:24:07,650 --> 02:24:09,316
剩下半瓶抽了你这

2407
02:24:09,683 --> 02:24:12,199
身体乳很贵的好吗我给你抽

2408
02:24:12,366 --> 02:24:15,799
哼哼想想想想赚钱是吧

2409
02:24:16,083 --> 02:24:18,449
从想还想从主播这赚钱

2410
02:24:20,850 --> 02:24:21,716
矿泉水

2411
02:24:30,916 --> 02:24:31,716
哼

2412
02:24:37,000 --> 02:24:39,916
我靠我的身体乳比店长贵好吗

2413
02:24:40,600 --> 02:24:43,883
有没有用过身体乳啊我请问关个灯

2414
02:24:56,516 --> 02:24:57,766
还真美满

2415
02:24:58,516 --> 02:24:59,599
我看看

2416
02:25:02,483 --> 02:25:03,683
妈关灯我要睡觉了

2417
02:25:03,683 --> 02:25:04,683
我不关灯我干嘛

2418
02:25:04,683 --> 02:25:06,649
我酝酿一下睡衣不行吗

2419
02:25:07,050 --> 02:25:08,766
什么牌子我看看

2420
02:25:09,483 --> 02:25:10,516
这有什么

2421
02:25:11,116 --> 02:25:12,916
呃什么

2422
02:25:13,400 --> 02:25:16,283
哎这反正是一个美白的什么Nori吧

2423
02:25:17,650 --> 02:25:20,050
也不是很贵但是比店长贵好吧

2424
02:25:28,883 --> 02:25:29,683
笑

2425
02:25:35,050 --> 02:25:38,650
那个键盘的灯太亮真是感觉睡不着

2426
02:25:39,366 --> 02:25:40,599
我关掉了吗

2427
02:25:41,366 --> 02:25:42,399
关掉了

2428
02:25:44,650 --> 02:25:45,316
OK

2429
02:25:45,316 --> 02:25:47,999
那个机箱他不是有那个什么灯吗

2430
02:25:48,283 --> 02:25:49,849
有那个灯也睡不着

2431
02:25:57,000 --> 02:25:58,316
这没关上啊

2432
02:26:05,400 --> 02:26:06,000
Paul

2433
02:26:06,000 --> 02:26:06,400
怕黑

2434
02:26:06,400 --> 02:26:10,083
你吃屎吧你你还怕黑屁事那么多呢

2435
02:26:10,083 --> 02:26:12,083
那个手电筒你们能听到我声音吗

2436
02:26:19,083 --> 02:26:20,249
你是不是从关机断电

2437
02:26:20,250 --> 02:26:21,566
我不知道咋设计的人

2438
02:26:28,316 --> 02:26:29,116
SURE

2439
02:26:30,450 --> 02:26:31,683
哈哈哈

2440
02:26:32,483 --> 02:26:33,083
等一下

2441
02:26:33,083 --> 02:26:33,916
嗯

2442
02:26:47,566 --> 02:26:48,366
HM

2443
02:26:53,366 --> 02:26:55,166
我不会进我会进啊

2444
02:26:55,166 --> 02:26:58,166
是按哪里来着是按F10还是多少

2445
02:26:59,883 --> 02:27:02,199
是不是呀我忘了

2446
02:27:06,916 --> 02:27:08,116
你们能听到吗

2447
02:27:11,483 --> 02:27:12,799
那听不到吧我电脑声

2448
02:27:12,800 --> 02:27:14,883
我那个什么空调声还挺大的

2449
02:27:16,916 --> 02:27:17,716
男版

2450
02:27:18,366 --> 02:27:19,166
the

2451
02:27:20,083 --> 02:27:21,399
b项外号吧

2452
02:29:27,883 --> 02:29:28,683
再等一下

2453
02:31:08,166 --> 02:31:09,999
我回来了睡着了吗

2454
02:31:23,050 --> 02:31:24,766
生气了好麻烦而且还得

2455
02:31:25,050 --> 02:31:26,766
晾一这样才能进被窝

2456
02:31:26,766 --> 02:31:28,116
他稍微有一点粘

2457
02:31:31,966 --> 02:31:35,883
冬冬天呢什么冬天出车去就很麻烦

2458
02:31:35,966 --> 02:31:37,283
夏天也挺麻烦

2459
02:31:37,716 --> 02:31:39,849
冬天夏天是都不太想吐

2460
02:31:41,966 --> 02:31:44,249
嘿嘿别装好吧

2461
02:31:45,166 --> 02:31:48,916
哪有主播给天天涂上跳舞的呀真是的

2462
02:31:49,450 --> 02:31:50,966
想太多了

2463
02:32:03,050 --> 02:32:03,366
to

2464
02:32:03,366 --> 02:32:06,366
不敢是是美白的身体乳

2465
02:32:08,400 --> 02:32:09,883
美白呢

2466
02:32:11,916 --> 02:32:13,316
美白呢

2467
02:32:14,600 --> 02:32:15,716
白呀

2468
02:32:18,600 --> 02:32:20,516
装在阳台上帅哥神经病啊

2469
02:32:20,516 --> 02:32:23,249
都浑身裸体跑阳台上去了是吧

2470
02:32:25,650 --> 02:32:26,400
那有变白吗

2471
02:32:26,400 --> 02:32:28,766
变白不是这么容易的事情啊

2472
02:32:30,450 --> 02:32:32,366
变白不是这么容易的事情

2473
02:32:33,050 --> 02:32:33,850
yes

2474
02:32:39,250 --> 02:32:40,050
AH

2475
02:32:42,600 --> 02:32:43,566
哈哈哈

2476
02:32:43,600 --> 02:32:46,400
我说的是他说晾干啊

2477
02:32:49,050 --> 02:32:50,800
要不晒太阳有必要吗嗯

2478
02:32:51,116 --> 02:32:52,649
哎呀这是弄什么

2479
02:32:53,400 --> 02:32:54,200
呃

2480
02:33:00,566 --> 02:33:02,049
我裸睡怎么了吗

2481
02:33:02,166 --> 02:33:04,849
不是我之前不是说我确实是裸睡吗

2482
02:33:07,966 --> 02:33:09,599
是那种涂了可以进被窝吗

2483
02:33:09,650 --> 02:33:11,283
晾一小会就干了呀

2484
02:33:11,283 --> 02:33:13,883
除非你涂的是很黏很黏的那种

2485
02:33:16,050 --> 02:33:17,316
好开心

2486
02:33:29,283 --> 02:33:30,399
等等一会哦

2487
02:33:31,716 --> 02:33:32,366
裸睡很舒服

2488
02:33:32,366 --> 02:33:33,999
但是裸睡也要穿内裤的

2489
02:33:34,000 --> 02:33:35,116
我不知道每个人

2490
02:33:35,250 --> 02:33:38,450
那个什么啊他每个人一万个人

2491
02:33:38,450 --> 02:33:40,200
有有有有一万个哈姆雷特啊

2492
02:33:40,200 --> 02:33:42,683
一万个人有一万个对裸睡的

2493
02:33:42,766 --> 02:33:44,683
呃理解呢是吗

2494
02:33:47,766 --> 02:33:49,166
我说要穿内裤的

2495
02:33:49,166 --> 02:33:51,249
这9真他们确实是什么都不穿

2496
02:33:52,650 --> 02:33:55,283
这算什么吗那行无所谓的

2497
02:33:56,600 --> 02:33:58,166
我的我就是不那什么

2498
02:33:58,166 --> 02:34:01,366
哎算了算了别别别聊了没什么好聊的

2499
02:34:06,716 --> 02:34:11,116
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

2500
02:34:13,200 --> 02:34:14,000
嘟

2501
02:34:15,483 --> 02:34:17,566
什么都穿踹被子就尴尬了

2502
02:34:17,683 --> 02:34:19,166
我不怎么踹被子

2503
02:34:19,166 --> 02:34:21,166
而且睡觉我的房

2504
02:34:21,166 --> 02:34:23,083
我的房间门都是反锁的

2505
02:34:23,566 --> 02:34:25,766
啊不只是睡觉我的房间门是反锁

2506
02:34:25,800 --> 02:34:28,683
我平时在家我爸妈在家我也反锁

2507
02:34:28,800 --> 02:34:31,200
我很我需要个人空间

2508
02:34:43,283 --> 02:34:47,049
上黑板急死你了我说都算清楚了呀

2509
02:34:49,716 --> 02:34:52,316
有安全感不锁起来什么什么

2510
02:34:52,400 --> 02:34:53,366
我受不了的

2511
02:34:53,366 --> 02:34:55,049
我一个人在家我也反锁门呢

2512
02:34:55,050 --> 02:34:56,483
说实话经常啊

2513
02:34:57,050 --> 02:34:57,650
就

2514
02:34:57,650 --> 02:35:00,366
有的时候我猫他要进进出出的话我才

2515
02:35:00,600 --> 02:35:01,800
把门那个什么

2516
02:35:04,516 --> 02:35:07,116
我们要进出出才那什么

2517
02:35:09,683 --> 02:35:11,566
才会把门打开

2518
02:35:15,766 --> 02:35:17,849
NO我不是只对声音有抱负

2519
02:35:17,850 --> 02:35:19,450
那不然还对什么有抱负啊

2520
02:35:19,450 --> 02:35:20,566
我对挺多都有抱负的

2521
02:35:20,566 --> 02:35:22,883
只是你们只能听到声音罢了

2522
02:35:25,283 --> 02:35:27,566
等一下我要躺下了那个床会嘎吱嘎吱

2523
02:35:27,566 --> 02:35:28,799
我闭一下麦

2524
02:35:50,000 --> 02:35:50,800
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

2525
02:35:51,366 --> 02:35:52,166
okay

2526
02:35:56,716 --> 02:35:57,599
噔噔噔噔

2527
02:36:12,250 --> 02:36:13,050
哼

2528
02:36:13,400 --> 02:36:16,400
没有太嘎吱嘎吱有一点嘎吱嘎吱

2529
02:36:20,050 --> 02:36:21,883
哈哈哈好尴尬

2530
02:36:22,083 --> 02:36:22,883
的

2531
02:36:30,450 --> 02:36:33,200
你去死啊我的床他就是

2532
02:36:33,450 --> 02:36:36,200
用很久了所以就是会挂住

2533
02:36:38,916 --> 02:36:39,999
睡了睡了

2534
02:36:47,050 --> 02:36:49,200
我很为你们明天的工作

2535
02:36:49,200 --> 02:36:50,883
什么效率感到担忧

2536
02:36:55,316 --> 02:36:56,116
cool

2537
02:36:58,600 --> 02:36:59,400
哈

2538
02:37:00,250 --> 02:37:01,450
哈哈

2539
02:37:02,250 --> 02:37:03,716
原来就是他的尾巴

2540
02:37:03,716 --> 02:37:05,849
我还以为我摸到什么

2541
02:37:05,966 --> 02:37:07,449
毯子之类的

2542
02:37:08,316 --> 02:37:10,716
你别咬我行不行

2543
02:37:11,450 --> 02:37:14,366
我们之间不能温情一点吗

2544
02:37:15,316 --> 02:37:17,483
手一搭在身上就要咬

2545
02:37:17,483 --> 02:37:19,516
我就以为是要打架

2546
02:37:20,116 --> 02:37:23,716
我们之间没有温柔的爱抚吗

2547
02:37:26,250 --> 02:37:28,083
啊谢谢菲

2548
02:37:28,566 --> 02:37:32,116
利亚的见证啊谢谢你哦谢谢你呢

2549
02:37:32,200 --> 02:37:33,450
谢谢你的支持

2550
02:37:33,883 --> 02:37:34,716
啾咪啾

2551
02:37:36,883 --> 02:37:37,683
hmm

2552
02:37:42,766 --> 02:37:44,116
什么

2553
02:37:44,916 --> 02:37:48,516
OMG啊不太明白的

2554
02:37:53,566 --> 02:37:54,366
问号

2555
02:37:55,600 --> 02:37:57,200
这是摸摸它呀

2556
02:37:57,716 --> 02:37:59,049
嗨我的猫太

2557
02:37:59,250 --> 02:38:00,283
太谨慎了

2558
02:38:00,283 --> 02:38:01,516
想跟他温情一刻

2559
02:38:01,516 --> 02:38:04,116
他都不不不不不能温情

2560
02:38:04,566 --> 02:38:05,966
想摸摸他的头

2561
02:38:06,250 --> 02:38:08,683
随时他都是作战状态啊

2562
02:38:11,000 --> 02:38:11,650
能不能亲他

2563
02:38:11,650 --> 02:38:14,316
我亲的我都是狠狠把他脸抓住直接亲

2564
02:38:15,600 --> 02:38:16,400
我亲一个

2565
02:38:20,850 --> 02:38:23,883
他不说话我有什么办法你叫一个小咪

2566
02:38:24,766 --> 02:38:26,199
他不叫他不说话

2567
02:38:27,766 --> 02:38:28,716
说一句话

2568
02:38:32,166 --> 02:38:33,566
他不他不

2569
02:38:36,250 --> 02:38:37,050
嗯

2570
02:38:37,366 --> 02:38:38,166
哼哼哼

2571
02:38:38,916 --> 02:38:41,449
他他不叫的他不怎么叫

2572
02:38:44,916 --> 02:38:47,599
别走啊睡觉了在这睡觉了别走了

2573
02:38:47,600 --> 02:38:51,966
别玩了在这睡觉这是你的家呀宝

2574
02:38:54,250 --> 02:38:56,283
很高冷的他不他不那个啥

2575
02:38:56,283 --> 02:38:56,883
他不睡觉

2576
02:38:56,883 --> 02:38:59,083
他因为他一般要等我躺下了他才

2577
02:38:59,166 --> 02:39:01,166
那什么他要等我安静了他才睡

2578
02:39:01,166 --> 02:39:01,999
因为他的

2579
02:39:02,166 --> 02:39:03,516
我把这个毯子放在

2580
02:39:03,650 --> 02:39:07,600
哈哈哈看我手放开他马上就跳下床了

2581
02:39:08,716 --> 02:39:11,799
我把他的我我的床留了大概

2582
02:39:12,116 --> 02:39:13,766
多少呢反正给我一些位置

2583
02:39:13,766 --> 02:39:15,716
位置给他就靠墙那边

2584
02:39:16,650 --> 02:39:18,283
哎呀别咬我

2585
02:39:19,316 --> 02:39:22,883
他很烦我的脚伸到床外面他还要咬

2586
02:39:23,000 --> 02:39:24,450
我哈哈哈

2587
02:39:24,516 --> 02:39:28,366
我脚不能从被子里伸到床外不然

2588
02:39:30,716 --> 02:39:32,883
不然就要被他咬很烦

2589
02:39:33,516 --> 02:39:34,649
哎呀

2590
02:39:37,850 --> 02:39:38,650
咳

2591
02:39:39,766 --> 02:39:40,566
咳

2592
02:39:41,883 --> 02:39:43,049
很烦很烦

2593
02:39:43,566 --> 02:39:46,199
我的梦他只他要等那个什么呢

2594
02:39:46,316 --> 02:39:49,649
就本来他可能就是正在对呀

2595
02:39:50,000 --> 02:39:51,850
他本来正在床上睡觉

2596
02:39:51,850 --> 02:39:54,450
然后我小心翼翼的上床睡觉

2597
02:39:54,850 --> 02:39:55,883
然后他也要下床

2598
02:39:55,883 --> 02:39:58,283
然后等我在床上躺了一会

2599
02:39:58,966 --> 02:40:01,683
大概5到10分钟还或者是更久吧

2600
02:40:01,800 --> 02:40:04,000
然后他觉得我安静了

2601
02:40:04,000 --> 02:40:06,166
就是快睡觉了他才会上床然后

2602
02:40:06,766 --> 02:40:09,116
然后才才他才会睡觉他才觉得

2603
02:40:09,366 --> 02:40:11,483
我变成了一个睡觉的那个什么

2604
02:40:11,483 --> 02:40:12,799
安全的生物

2605
02:40:15,516 --> 02:40:17,199
不然他他就那个什么

2606
02:40:20,916 --> 02:40:21,249
yeah

2607
02:40:21,250 --> 02:40:23,166
不然他他不可能是我刚躺下

2608
02:40:23,166 --> 02:40:24,366
他就过来睡的

2609
02:40:24,716 --> 02:40:26,883
很警惕啊这个猫很警惕

2610
02:40:30,566 --> 02:40:31,966
看我先上床他就下床

2611
02:40:31,966 --> 02:40:34,399
他就要到处去转悠转悠半天

2612
02:40:43,083 --> 02:40:45,116
怪我他以前不咬我脚的

2613
02:40:45,116 --> 02:40:47,516
有一次我在那个什么被子里面一直揍

2614
02:40:47,516 --> 02:40:50,199
他因为我在被子里面那个移动脚

2615
02:40:50,200 --> 02:40:51,283
然后他就

2616
02:40:51,400 --> 02:40:53,283
他就那个什么嗯

2617
02:40:53,916 --> 02:40:54,849
他就一直

2618
02:40:55,000 --> 02:40:57,116
怎么跟着我的脚然后到处扑来扑去

2619
02:40:57,116 --> 02:40:59,566
我觉得太搞笑了哈哈

2620
02:40:59,716 --> 02:41:01,999
然后从那以后就开始咬脚了很烦

2621
02:41:02,000 --> 02:41:03,600
他以前从来不这样的

2622
02:41:03,683 --> 02:41:07,649
都怪我大家这叫什么呢

2623
02:41:07,716 --> 02:41:10,399
育儿精啊什么家长有什么

2624
02:41:10,766 --> 02:41:13,516
错误的行为是会影响自己的小孩

2625
02:41:13,516 --> 02:41:14,649
就是这样的

2626
02:41:14,916 --> 02:41:16,449
以前从来不咬脚来着

2627
02:41:16,450 --> 02:41:18,166
现在有的时候我在那待着不动

2628
02:41:18,166 --> 02:41:18,966
他就突然

2629
02:41:19,050 --> 02:41:20,050
扑上来啃

2630
02:41:20,483 --> 02:41:23,449
扑上来咬我很烦纠正不过来了已经

2631
02:41:25,516 --> 02:41:26,316
咳

2632
02:41:31,600 --> 02:41:33,050
不是他就是玩

2633
02:41:33,050 --> 02:41:34,483
那脚动的话他就

2634
02:41:34,483 --> 02:41:36,683
他就当成什么猎物来扑了

2635
02:41:39,883 --> 02:41:43,916
MOM有那种什么狩猎的那种本能的啊

2636
02:41:51,000 --> 02:41:51,800
嘟嘟

2637
02:41:59,200 --> 02:42:01,966
没有他当玩具那种当猎物

2638
02:42:08,716 --> 02:42:13,283
好开心嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

2639
02:42:15,566 --> 02:42:18,249
这我都该睡了呢55了我为什么就55

2640
02:42:18,250 --> 02:42:21,000
哎呀你别咬我了

2641
02:42:21,250 --> 02:42:24,250
我只伸出去了一点点他也要咬

2642
02:42:24,683 --> 02:42:26,599
好命性感的

2643
02:42:32,450 --> 02:42:33,283
很烦

2644
02:42:34,683 --> 02:42:37,716
不能随心所欲的放那种什么姿势

2645
02:42:37,716 --> 02:42:40,399
他就在床下呀他在床下咬我呢

2646
02:42:46,083 --> 02:42:47,449
啊生气了

2647
02:42:53,800 --> 02:42:54,600
hmm

2648
02:42:57,250 --> 02:42:58,716
还想送快

2649
02:42:59,800 --> 02:43:03,366
为什么刚才还在2点半现在就3点了呢

2650
02:43:03,400 --> 02:43:06,400
我啥也没做啊怎么就3点了

2651
02:43:08,716 --> 02:43:10,516
他只听得懂四川话

2652
02:43:10,916 --> 02:43:13,799
因为我在家就直说四川话我就说

2653
02:43:14,250 --> 02:43:16,366
哎我进直播说过呢我说

2654
02:43:17,483 --> 02:43:19,249
我我我说那什么

2655
02:43:19,483 --> 02:43:21,849
就之前在直播的时候他咬我我说

2656
02:43:22,083 --> 02:43:24,166
放开他听不懂你知道吗

2657
02:43:24,683 --> 02:43:27,366
然后他只能听懂懂四川话的

2658
02:43:27,366 --> 02:43:29,166
因为他咬我我每次都说

2659
02:43:29,250 --> 02:43:31,800
放开他只听得懂四川话

2660
02:43:32,483 --> 02:43:33,799
他就会放开来着

2661
02:43:35,083 --> 02:43:37,083
听不懂普通话呢

2662
02:43:44,483 --> 02:43:45,766
哎呀

2663
02:43:53,000 --> 02:43:54,283
恐吓他一下

2664
02:43:58,200 --> 02:43:59,516
用灯照一下他

2665
02:44:02,050 --> 02:44:02,850
你咋弄

2666
02:44:03,366 --> 02:44:04,649
打死你

2667
02:44:07,366 --> 02:44:10,799
狠狠的拍拍拍床吓他

2668
02:44:19,083 --> 02:44:19,883
hmm

2669
02:44:23,650 --> 02:44:25,716
我拍的是床啊我拍的不是他

2670
02:44:26,250 --> 02:44:27,050
OK

2671
02:44:34,483 --> 02:44:36,799
我把它抓抓住狠狠的

2672
02:44:38,850 --> 02:44:41,450
哈哈哈

2673
02:44:42,083 --> 02:44:42,883
哈

2674
02:44:43,566 --> 02:44:46,166
他跑太快撞到撞到

2675
02:44:46,366 --> 02:44:47,599
撞到头了

2676
02:44:47,766 --> 02:44:52,049
嘣一声你傻不傻你是不是猪啊

2677
02:44:52,683 --> 02:44:53,483
给我下来

2678
02:44:53,766 --> 02:44:55,483
他躲到衣柜里我去抓他

2679
02:45:10,683 --> 02:45:12,483
狠狠的把他抱住了

2680
02:45:13,766 --> 02:45:16,766
狠狠的把他囚禁在我的怀里

2681
02:45:16,850 --> 02:45:17,883
过来睡觉

2682
02:45:21,800 --> 02:45:22,600
不准走

2683
02:45:33,716 --> 02:45:34,966
睡觉了啊

2684
02:45:41,316 --> 02:45:44,649
是灰色蓝灰色

2685
02:45:49,400 --> 02:45:53,450
而且他就是他如果四脚着地的话

2686
02:45:53,450 --> 02:45:55,650
就是站在床上的话他睡不着的吗

2687
02:45:55,650 --> 02:45:56,516
我有的时候还

2688
02:45:56,716 --> 02:45:59,566
那个故意把他身体弄成侧的就是

2689
02:45:59,916 --> 02:46:01,916
就是面我们俩面对面这样

2690
02:46:02,600 --> 02:46:04,166
有的时候他会睡着来着

2691
02:46:04,316 --> 02:46:05,716
等一下我弄弄他

2692
02:46:32,566 --> 02:46:34,966
OK现在我的怀里喽

2693
02:46:38,316 --> 02:46:39,116
oh

2694
02:46:43,000 --> 02:46:44,683
猫不会咬我脸的

2695
02:46:50,850 --> 02:46:53,283
靠怎么还是趴在我怀里啊

2696
02:46:57,850 --> 02:46:58,650
嗯

2697
02:46:58,800 --> 02:46:59,716
哈哈

2698
02:46:59,716 --> 02:47:01,366
听到他声音没

2699
02:47:01,800 --> 02:47:03,450
好不情愿啊

2700
02:47:04,800 --> 02:47:05,600
给我睡觉

2701
02:47:08,050 --> 02:47:09,083
咬你

2702
02:47:18,566 --> 02:47:19,683
3点了

2703
02:47:21,683 --> 02:47:24,049
哈哈哈他不高兴了

2704
02:47:24,166 --> 02:47:25,449
用我咬他

2705
02:47:28,083 --> 02:47:31,916
因为他用腿蹬我很痛啊他老是那个

2706
02:47:32,716 --> 02:47:35,599
生气你生气我还生气呢

2707
02:47:36,166 --> 02:47:38,766
他现在在我怀里他就一直用手和脚

2708
02:47:39,166 --> 02:47:42,883
踢我蹬我我的胸口和我的手很痛

2709
02:47:44,483 --> 02:47:45,649
你再再凶

2710
02:47:49,850 --> 02:47:51,200
等一下我跟打一下架

2711
02:48:13,683 --> 02:48:15,249
装作恐吓他

2712
02:48:25,400 --> 02:48:28,716
不是这个是猫互相凶人的那种懂吗

2713
02:48:28,716 --> 02:48:30,799
就是那种吼吼叫

2714
02:48:38,116 --> 02:48:39,599
哈哈哈哈哈

2715
02:48:39,600 --> 02:48:40,916
我没这个

2716
02:48:41,400 --> 02:48:44,400
我只是吐气会会那个啥

2717
02:48:47,716 --> 02:48:48,799
with you

2718
02:48:51,116 --> 02:48:51,916
now

2719
02:48:56,200 --> 02:48:58,850
没有他你真的好恶心

2720
02:49:02,483 --> 02:49:03,283
oh

2721
02:49:05,716 --> 02:49:07,483
你再凶我试试

2722
02:49:09,450 --> 02:49:11,250
然后现在要跟他挠挠下巴

2723
02:49:11,716 --> 02:49:13,599
让他那什么

2724
02:49:15,200 --> 02:49:17,200
打一巴掌给个舔走

2725
02:49:17,850 --> 02:49:19,516
不然那什么一直欺负他

2726
02:49:19,516 --> 02:49:22,366
他会不不喜欢我的懂吧

2727
02:49:25,716 --> 02:49:27,566
好了睡觉宝宝

2728
02:49:30,000 --> 02:49:32,316
别踢我啦很痛啊

2729
02:49:43,366 --> 02:49:44,649
啊啊

2730
02:49:54,966 --> 02:49:55,916
好凶

2731
02:50:10,566 --> 02:50:11,883
不行把头踢

2732
02:50:12,683 --> 02:50:14,566
他这样我也不会放开的

2733
02:50:15,916 --> 02:50:16,849
不会挠我的

2734
02:50:16,850 --> 02:50:20,566
哦他会的他不会嗯他会咬我对的

2735
02:50:21,966 --> 02:50:26,399
别生气啊别生气没事呢宝

2736
02:50:27,516 --> 02:50:28,999
啾啾啾啾

2737
02:50:32,400 --> 02:50:33,916
都给他挠头了

2738
02:50:42,600 --> 02:50:45,800
没有他脾气确实他有点爱生气但是

2739
02:50:45,966 --> 02:50:48,166
还好他脾气没有那么坏好吗

2740
02:50:49,766 --> 02:50:51,683
给他梳梳头

2741
02:50:52,650 --> 02:50:55,000
他就不会很生气喽

2742
02:50:55,650 --> 02:50:56,600
对吧

2743
02:50:59,250 --> 02:51:00,883
你是一点面子不给我

2744
02:51:04,966 --> 02:51:06,566
你不要挠挠下巴就行了

2745
02:51:09,966 --> 02:51:10,916
别生气啊

2746
02:51:12,883 --> 02:51:15,249
哈哈别生气

2747
02:51:15,250 --> 02:51:16,050
哈

2748
02:51:16,516 --> 02:51:17,316
哈

2749
02:51:21,316 --> 02:51:22,716
好过分啊他现在

2750
02:51:22,800 --> 02:51:25,050
给他挠下巴他现在很舒服

2751
02:51:25,083 --> 02:51:28,399
嘴巴都皱起来了然后还凶我很过分啊

2752
02:51:32,000 --> 02:51:33,716
get点脸不要脸啊

2753
02:51:55,450 --> 02:51:56,966
好了不说了

2754
02:52:09,116 --> 02:52:09,849
thank you

2755
02:52:09,850 --> 02:52:11,916
把他抱到怀里他就会生气

2756
02:52:12,283 --> 02:52:13,966
但是一般来说他会忍很久

2757
02:52:13,966 --> 02:52:15,199
然后才会生气

2758
02:52:20,566 --> 02:52:22,683
啊他不是在打呼他是在凶我

2759
02:52:23,516 --> 02:52:25,599
他想让我放开但是我不想

2760
02:52:26,050 --> 02:52:27,683
我的每天早上都是这样的

2761
02:52:27,683 --> 02:52:29,249
也不是每天早上吧

2762
02:52:29,316 --> 02:52:30,799
我今天早上也是这样

2763
02:52:31,083 --> 02:52:33,049
狠狠的抱在怀里半小时

2764
02:52:33,316 --> 02:52:34,766
怎么凶我都不管

2765
02:52:37,250 --> 02:52:39,116
因为我需要猫能量

2766
02:52:39,566 --> 02:52:40,366
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

2767
02:52:50,850 --> 02:52:52,516
啊谁家小猫咪这么笑

2768
02:52:52,516 --> 02:52:54,366
让我想起了那个哎呦呦

2769
02:52:54,366 --> 02:52:56,366
谁家小猫咪这么粘人啊

2770
02:52:58,850 --> 02:53:01,000
乖啊嘘嘘

2771
02:53:01,716 --> 02:53:02,683
哎你这

2772
02:53:10,400 --> 02:53:13,250
他没啥味道就是一些毛发的味道

2773
02:53:13,250 --> 02:53:14,283
没啥味道

2774
02:53:16,966 --> 02:53:17,766
哼

2775
02:53:18,050 --> 02:53:20,483
我不想放开他他身上太暖和

2776
02:53:20,483 --> 02:53:21,966
抱着很舒服啊

2777
02:53:22,516 --> 02:53:25,049
我需要一个东西抱在怀里

2778
02:53:29,450 --> 02:53:32,600
而且他身体很柔软抱着巨舒服

2779
02:53:33,000 --> 02:53:35,566
这有没有有猫的能不能理解我

2780
02:53:35,916 --> 02:53:38,683
就必须把它贴在胸口和肚子上

2781
02:53:39,450 --> 02:53:44,116
就是很很很暖和很柔软很爽

2782
02:53:47,766 --> 02:53:48,566
hmm

2783
02:53:51,516 --> 02:53:52,366
好了啊

2784
02:54:00,716 --> 02:54:01,516
cool

2785
02:54:05,966 --> 02:54:06,766
hmm

2786
02:54:09,400 --> 02:54:10,766
抱小鸟抱枕

2787
02:54:11,050 --> 02:54:12,916
应该也很舒服但是

2788
02:54:12,966 --> 02:54:15,249
没有猫猫身上有温度啊

2789
02:54:15,250 --> 02:54:16,116
它是有温度

2790
02:54:16,116 --> 02:54:17,649
而且它软软的

2791
02:54:20,083 --> 02:54:21,483
嗯嗯

2792
02:54:28,516 --> 02:54:31,516
啊真是不是给点面子他印总是这样的

2793
02:54:32,600 --> 02:54:34,166
僵尸恶犬吧

2794
02:54:35,516 --> 02:54:38,366
不一样他是软软的

2795
02:54:41,366 --> 02:54:41,799
不叫了

2796
02:54:41,800 --> 02:54:44,916
你看多乖呀他习惯了习惯就好了

2797
02:54:49,200 --> 02:54:50,483
好开心

2798
02:54:52,250 --> 02:54:54,916
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

2799
02:55:02,116 --> 02:55:02,316
to

2800
02:55:02,316 --> 02:55:05,049
但是我都希望我的猫能等比成一个人

2801
02:55:05,050 --> 02:55:06,050
然后抱着

2802
02:55:06,116 --> 02:55:09,283
要不然还是觉得抱着太小一只了

2803
02:55:10,916 --> 02:55:12,999
真希望他能长大点

2804
02:55:15,000 --> 02:55:18,116
全身都贴住他就好了

2805
02:55:21,483 --> 02:55:22,283
我好丑

2806
02:55:27,716 --> 02:55:28,999
你们是不会懂的

2807
02:55:29,000 --> 02:55:30,516
你们这群没猫的人啊

2808
02:55:30,516 --> 02:55:32,883
我同情你啊真是的

2809
02:55:33,966 --> 02:55:35,166
就他小小一只的话

2810
02:55:35,166 --> 02:55:36,366
你抱着也只有

2811
02:55:36,366 --> 02:55:39,083
抱着的那一部分身体是软软的

2812
02:55:39,316 --> 02:55:40,716
嗯毛毛的

2813
02:55:41,400 --> 02:55:43,450
要等比成一个人然后才

2814
02:55:43,566 --> 02:55:45,116
抱着才那个什么

2815
02:55:46,166 --> 02:55:48,916
能整个身体跟跟他贴着

2816
02:55:50,250 --> 02:55:52,200
你看他现在就不见了对吧

2817
02:55:52,200 --> 02:55:53,850
小咪thank you

2818
02:56:03,683 --> 02:56:06,716
我不是孙悟空只是他是毛毛的软软的

2819
02:56:06,850 --> 02:56:09,166
哎可能我只是缺个人抱

2820
02:56:09,683 --> 02:56:10,966
我朋友来来我家

2821
02:56:10,966 --> 02:56:13,516
一起睡觉的时候我也也也会抱一会

2822
02:56:13,516 --> 02:56:14,316
他们

2823
02:56:16,600 --> 02:56:22,083
好开心谢谢Nat四零四的粉丝灯牌

2824
02:56:22,966 --> 02:56:26,999
狗不可能比猫抱着舒服狗身上硬硬的

2825
02:56:27,000 --> 02:56:28,800
我觉得狗硬硬的

2826
02:56:29,166 --> 02:56:30,716
而且狗的毛没有猫的柔软

2827
02:56:30,716 --> 02:56:31,483
你是不会懂的

2828
02:56:31,483 --> 02:56:34,316
我的猫摸起来跟绸缎一样的我超

2829
02:56:34,966 --> 02:56:36,083
猫摸起来

2830
02:56:36,966 --> 02:56:38,966
金钱的味道懂不懂啊

2831
02:56:44,600 --> 02:56:45,766
百合屯

2832
02:56:47,000 --> 02:56:50,166
真的你的猫如果给他治好的猫粮的话

2833
02:56:50,166 --> 02:56:53,399
他摸起来真的是绸缎跟丝绒一样的

2834
02:56:54,166 --> 02:56:55,966
有有对啊有

2835
02:56:55,966 --> 02:56:58,766
如果有那种给猫吃比较好的

2836
02:56:58,850 --> 02:57:01,800
猫粮的人或者是家里猫猫猫比较

2837
02:57:02,050 --> 02:57:03,766
好的人应该知道的

2838
02:57:05,000 --> 02:57:06,200
狗随便摸绝对不生气

2839
02:57:06,200 --> 02:57:07,316
但是狗邦硬啊

2840
02:57:07,316 --> 02:57:09,716
感觉狗的身体应该是很坚硬

2841
02:57:09,766 --> 02:57:11,716
而他的毛也是很短很

2842
02:57:12,600 --> 02:57:14,766
真的不如猫我摸过狗啊

2843
02:57:16,366 --> 02:57:16,883
哎

2844
02:57:16,883 --> 02:57:19,199
大家会有的时候在路上看到别人牵那

2845
02:57:19,200 --> 02:57:21,050
种狗感觉好可爱我好想摸

2846
02:57:21,050 --> 02:57:23,450
但是我也不好意思跟别人说我想摸

2847
02:57:23,450 --> 02:57:25,766
我就用目光一直目送

2848
02:57:27,116 --> 02:57:28,883
用目光迎着他们过来

2849
02:57:28,883 --> 02:57:31,799
又用目光送他们远去

2850
02:57:35,166 --> 02:57:35,966
Huh

2851
02:57:38,400 --> 02:57:38,966
别走

2852
02:57:38,966 --> 02:57:39,766
小猫

2853
02:57:39,766 --> 02:57:40,716
别走

2854
02:57:49,200 --> 02:57:49,850
what happened to you

2855
02:57:49,850 --> 02:57:52,683
想摸的都是大狗吧啊在我之前

2856
02:57:53,716 --> 02:57:54,516
啊

2857
02:57:54,850 --> 02:57:56,516
我在他没咬我没事

2858
02:58:02,200 --> 02:58:04,450
好凶啊好凶

2859
02:58:04,683 --> 02:58:06,799
你为什么这么凶啊

2860
02:58:06,800 --> 02:58:07,600
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

2861
02:58:13,766 --> 02:58:14,683
没有没有

2862
02:58:16,683 --> 02:58:17,883
我咬一下他

2863
02:58:24,316 --> 02:58:25,483
真没有真没有

2864
02:58:27,850 --> 02:58:28,966
嗯嗯

2865
02:58:30,483 --> 02:58:32,049
好吧你走吧我不

2866
02:58:32,800 --> 02:58:36,366
好吧你走吧不要走好吧你走吧我不

2867
02:58:37,250 --> 02:58:38,800
好吧你走吧我不

2868
02:58:39,716 --> 02:58:41,049
我受不了

2869
02:58:44,316 --> 02:58:46,083
好吧你走吧走吧

2870
02:58:46,116 --> 02:58:46,916
我不

2871
02:58:49,716 --> 02:58:50,683
好吧你走吧

2872
02:58:50,683 --> 02:58:52,083
我不哈

2873
02:58:52,766 --> 02:58:54,999
哈哈

2874
02:58:58,283 --> 02:58:59,083
哈哈哈

2875
02:59:01,916 --> 02:59:05,649
不是今天刚养了剑都养了一年了

2876
02:59:07,683 --> 02:59:10,199
不是因为我见因为他听得懂你走吧

2877
02:59:13,916 --> 02:59:14,966
因为我每次抱他很久

2878
02:59:14,966 --> 02:59:16,799
然后最后要放他走了就说好吧

2879
02:59:16,800 --> 02:59:17,600
你走吧

2880
02:59:18,600 --> 02:59:21,600
他今天早上我就再来回试了好几次

2881
02:59:22,316 --> 02:59:24,049
他也挺生气来着

2882
02:59:25,683 --> 02:59:26,166
你哎呀

2883
02:59:26,166 --> 02:59:27,999
你别用脚踢我

2884
02:59:30,083 --> 02:59:30,966
慢一小会

2885
02:59:31,850 --> 02:59:34,116
哎呀别走嘛

2886
02:59:41,450 --> 02:59:43,166
啊真生气了走吧走吧

2887
02:59:48,483 --> 02:59:50,916
等我放我放一下手机再听几回

2888
02:59:50,916 --> 02:59:51,716
放太久了

2889
03:00:18,116 --> 03:00:18,916
走吧

2890
03:00:22,483 --> 03:00:24,966
我可真是个好主人呢

2891
03:00:29,766 --> 03:00:30,566
Huh

2892
03:00:37,116 --> 03:00:38,849
maybe吧我平时对他可好了

2893
03:00:38,850 --> 03:00:40,883
我就只是每天那什么

2894
03:00:40,966 --> 03:00:42,883
呃需要狠狠的抱抱他

2895
03:00:43,050 --> 03:00:45,850
然后才会把他囚禁在怀里不让他走

2896
03:00:46,050 --> 03:00:48,650
逼的时候我对他可好了好吗

2897
03:00:49,600 --> 03:00:51,566
你都不知道他平时有多烦

2898
03:00:51,683 --> 03:00:52,566
我跟你说啊

2899
03:00:52,566 --> 03:00:53,516
我早上一起来

2900
03:00:53,516 --> 03:00:56,399
然后一般都是我外卖到了我才起床嘛

2901
03:00:57,050 --> 03:00:59,166
然后我外卖到了之后我就

2902
03:00:59,316 --> 03:01:01,683
每次早上起来就吃饭

2903
03:01:02,083 --> 03:01:04,649
我筷子刚拿上他就在下面一直叫

2904
03:01:04,650 --> 03:01:06,566
非要我陪他玩你知道吗

2905
03:01:06,683 --> 03:01:09,199
然后就是玩他那个球

2906
03:01:09,716 --> 03:01:12,199
我真的筷子刚拿上就是我饭都没吃

2907
03:01:12,200 --> 03:01:14,400
他就一直盯着我在那叫

2908
03:01:14,400 --> 03:01:16,483
我真的觉得好委屈

2909
03:01:17,116 --> 03:01:18,449
我每次跟他说

2910
03:01:18,450 --> 03:01:20,450
我要吃饭

2911
03:01:20,800 --> 03:01:22,883
我还没吃饭呢

2912
03:01:23,516 --> 03:01:26,283
我每次在那跟他解释他也不听啊我说

2913
03:01:26,600 --> 03:01:29,800
我还没吃饭我也要吃饭我知道你想玩

2914
03:01:29,800 --> 03:01:30,800
但我现在没空

2915
03:01:31,116 --> 03:01:32,049
但他也不听啊

2916
03:01:32,050 --> 03:01:36,366
他就一直眼巴巴的在下面望着盯着

2917
03:01:37,883 --> 03:01:42,399
很烦然后然后就要扔那个球陪他玩

2918
03:01:42,400 --> 03:01:43,916
然后扔那个球陪他玩

2919
03:01:43,916 --> 03:01:44,883
他把那他

2920
03:01:44,966 --> 03:01:46,083
他又要那个什么

2921
03:01:46,083 --> 03:01:48,399
几秒钟不到他又跑回来又要扔

2922
03:01:48,400 --> 03:01:50,800
而且他还不捡球他以前还捡球

2923
03:01:50,883 --> 03:01:51,849
自从他知道

2924
03:01:51,883 --> 03:01:54,116
我们家有很多个的那个球之后

2925
03:01:54,200 --> 03:01:56,450
他就不捡球他让我去捡

2926
03:01:57,116 --> 03:01:59,516
他就总觉得我能掏出很多个球

2927
03:01:59,516 --> 03:02:01,049
他就不去捡了

2928
03:02:01,200 --> 03:02:04,050
到每次然后我我手里的球丢光了之后

2929
03:02:04,050 --> 03:02:05,483
我还得出去捡

2930
03:02:05,683 --> 03:02:06,799
我很可怜啊

2931
03:02:06,800 --> 03:02:09,400
我吃饭吃到一半我还得给他扔球

2932
03:02:09,400 --> 03:02:11,200
没球了我还得出去捡

2933
03:02:11,250 --> 03:02:12,483
你不知道我对他多好

2934
03:02:12,483 --> 03:02:14,399
不捡他就一直在那叫

2935
03:02:15,316 --> 03:02:17,449
我对他多好啊

2936
03:02:18,600 --> 03:02:19,250
25

2937
03:02:19,250 --> 03:02:20,600
许的我

2938
03:02:20,800 --> 03:02:24,483
还说我还告洞宝我都我都告人宝了

2939
03:02:33,250 --> 03:02:34,050
hmm

2940
03:02:39,600 --> 03:02:41,166
我对他唯一不好的就是

2941
03:02:41,283 --> 03:02:44,249
每天起床之后要狠狠的折磨他

2942
03:02:44,250 --> 03:02:46,366
抱把他狠狠抱在怀里

2943
03:02:46,566 --> 03:02:50,399
呃呃长则半小时才放他走

2944
03:02:50,566 --> 03:02:52,283
要不然我实在起不来床

2945
03:02:52,283 --> 03:02:54,799
我早上需要这个东西好吗

2946
03:02:54,800 --> 03:02:56,516
我需要一个拥抱

2947
03:02:56,916 --> 03:02:59,649
我需要一个拥抱

2948
03:03:01,766 --> 03:03:04,366
看他现在又那什么他不想靠近我的

2949
03:03:04,366 --> 03:03:05,566
我现在在这睡着呢

2950
03:03:05,566 --> 03:03:07,116
他跑到床尾去坐着

2951
03:03:07,116 --> 03:03:08,766
怎么真的很像夫妻吵架

2952
03:03:08,766 --> 03:03:09,483
你们知道吗

2953
03:03:09,483 --> 03:03:10,916
他现在去床尾坐着

2954
03:03:11,083 --> 03:03:12,999
你摆点子给谁看呢

2955
03:03:15,766 --> 03:03:18,683
很生气但每次我在睡觉的时候然后

2956
03:03:18,966 --> 03:03:22,116
他在床尾坐着我就看着就很来气

2957
03:03:23,366 --> 03:03:24,849
哎呀不是吵架吧我这

2958
03:03:24,850 --> 03:03:26,916
样在床上烦他都离我远远的

2959
03:03:27,400 --> 03:03:29,716
要等我变成一个很安静的尸体

2960
03:03:29,716 --> 03:03:32,083
他才会跑到我旁边来睡觉

2961
03:03:34,883 --> 03:03:36,316
明天几点钟起啊

2962
03:03:38,316 --> 03:03:40,449
9点半确实有点困难呢

2963
03:03:46,966 --> 03:03:49,249
yeah男友可以发挥这个功能吗

2964
03:03:49,250 --> 03:03:50,716
就去找个小男友去

2965
03:03:53,600 --> 03:03:54,166
不可能

2966
03:03:54,166 --> 03:03:55,116
12点

2967
03:03:57,366 --> 03:03:58,766
不要睡明早起不来

2968
03:03:58,766 --> 03:04:01,283
那你现在可以去睡觉呀去呗

2969
03:04:04,400 --> 03:04:08,516
呀大家怎么这么不睡觉呢好奇怪啊我

2970
03:04:08,966 --> 03:04:13,116
呃我该该不会是因为我吧啊

2971
03:04:13,116 --> 03:04:14,166
嗯嗯

2972
03:04:14,600 --> 03:04:18,766
是这样吗嗯你出不出来好真开心

2973
03:04:23,316 --> 03:04:24,116
啊

2974
03:04:24,400 --> 03:04:27,250
那那家嗯没有我的直播

2975
03:04:27,483 --> 03:04:29,683
就是睡不了觉啊

2976
03:04:29,883 --> 03:04:31,283
嗯我我我

2977
03:04:31,600 --> 03:04:34,283
这个这个这个这个这个这个这个

2978
03:04:38,966 --> 03:04:40,683
拳头硬了凭什么

2979
03:04:43,450 --> 03:04:46,083
不会吧原来跟大家来说

2980
03:04:46,083 --> 03:04:48,683
呃比起睡眠更重要的事情

2981
03:04:48,716 --> 03:04:50,999
而是看我的直播呢

2982
03:04:51,116 --> 03:04:54,716
嗯这个这个这个那个那个

2983
03:04:56,000 --> 03:04:59,600
我就是不知道说什么好了

2984
03:05:04,050 --> 03:05:07,800
哦原来是这样的

2985
03:05:11,166 --> 03:05:13,283
怪不好意思的

2986
03:05:18,800 --> 03:05:20,083
睡了拜拜晚安

2987
03:05:21,683 --> 03:05:24,483
啊啊谢谢谢谢大家我我原来

2988
03:05:24,966 --> 03:05:28,083
嗯嗯原来嗯

2989
03:05:29,050 --> 03:05:31,116
主播是装傻戏主播啊

2990
03:05:31,116 --> 03:05:33,716
什么说话都说不清楚脏主播

2991
03:05:40,450 --> 03:05:43,200
嗯嗯剩下大家

2992
03:05:43,850 --> 03:05:45,450
谢谢大家今天的陪伴

2993
03:05:45,966 --> 03:05:49,483
我泡一个飞吻给你们嗯咻

2994
03:05:54,883 --> 03:05:56,566
对不起你吃屎

2995
03:06:01,483 --> 03:06:02,516
好开心

2996
03:06:05,566 --> 03:06:06,366
噔噔噔噔

2997
03:06:07,000 --> 03:06:07,800
噔噔

2998
03:06:12,850 --> 03:06:15,316
谢谢过分的520个小花花

2999
03:06:15,650 --> 03:06:16,716
谢谢礼物

3000
03:06:17,083 --> 03:06:18,799
谢谢你的支持

3001
03:06:19,283 --> 03:06:23,483
感激之情真是无以言表了

3002
03:06:23,916 --> 03:06:24,716
OK

3003
03:06:30,650 --> 03:06:33,366
这主播发明的那个什么

3004
03:06:34,050 --> 03:06:35,916
这个主播发明的飞吻

3005
03:06:36,116 --> 03:06:37,649
一定要跟别人一样的

3006
03:06:38,283 --> 03:06:38,999
谢谢关心

3007
03:06:39,000 --> 03:06:40,600
哥我是心疼的绝选时代

3008
03:06:41,850 --> 03:06:43,000
你感激之情

3009
03:06:43,200 --> 03:06:45,483
这是威严表的

3010
03:06:47,516 --> 03:06:49,199
我我本这么近呢

3011
03:06:49,200 --> 03:06:52,166
我们就是要搞点差异化出来懂吗

3012
03:06:52,600 --> 03:06:54,650
我们的飞吻就是嗯

3013
03:06:54,766 --> 03:06:57,199
咻嗯咻

3014
03:06:58,650 --> 03:07:00,000
嗯哎

3015
03:07:01,516 --> 03:07:02,366
懂吧

3016
03:07:07,683 --> 03:07:09,399
谢谢你们送的小花花

3017
03:07:09,516 --> 03:07:13,799
感激之情真是嗯有点感激之情啊

3018
03:07:16,283 --> 03:07:19,999
谢谢大笨蛋的小花花嗯感激之情

3019
03:07:20,000 --> 03:07:22,366
嗯稍微有一点吧啊谢谢谢谢

3020
03:07:22,800 --> 03:07:24,916
没人要啊呃干干什么来着

3021
03:07:27,116 --> 03:07:30,199
谢谢好事的小花呃什么来着

3022
03:07:30,800 --> 03:07:34,000
啊谢谢爱迪尔飞行员和菲利亚的

3023
03:07:34,083 --> 03:07:34,999
什么东西来着

3024
03:07:35,050 --> 03:07:36,766
谢谢安迪谁谁来着

3025
03:07:41,850 --> 03:07:42,650
谢谢

3026
03:07:43,316 --> 03:07:45,966
的谁什么的什么东西来着谢谢

3027
03:07:46,716 --> 03:07:48,883
sky的什么什么东西来着

3028
03:07:51,600 --> 03:07:54,366
谢谢黑暗送的圣诞精灵啊

3029
03:07:54,566 --> 03:07:58,166
感激之情这是无以言表的

3030
03:08:00,966 --> 03:08:05,316
谢谢西米小助理的谁谢谢sky的

3031
03:08:05,450 --> 03:08:08,283
sky submarine空气潜水艇的圣诞精灵啊

3032
03:08:08,316 --> 03:08:10,116
真是太精灵啦

3033
03:08:10,166 --> 03:08:11,399
谢谢你呀

3034
03:08:12,600 --> 03:08:13,483
哈哈哈

3035
03:08:19,966 --> 03:08:23,283
谢谢谁的什么东西来着

3036
03:08:23,566 --> 03:08:26,166
什么精灵太好精啊

3037
03:08:26,916 --> 03:08:28,849
谢谢低坡的

3038
03:08:30,050 --> 03:08:31,800
什么谢谢啊

3039
03:08:38,050 --> 03:08:40,366
谢谢俺学生是这

3040
03:08:40,800 --> 03:08:44,116
番茄也没人要的牛啊牛啊谢牛啊

3041
03:08:50,316 --> 03:08:53,283
谢谢妹妹的吹丝机呃

3042
03:08:54,116 --> 03:08:56,366
谢谢小花花的妹妹吃鸡啊

3043
03:08:57,366 --> 03:08:59,599
谢谢圣诞精灵的大麻将啊

3044
03:09:00,283 --> 03:09:03,249
谢谢爱的棒棒的你别哭啊谢谢你啊

3045
03:09:04,050 --> 03:09:08,766
真是太感谢了感激之情真是嗯

3046
03:09:09,000 --> 03:09:10,766
太爱的抱抱了

3047
03:09:11,683 --> 03:09:14,166
谢谢debundees的呃

3048
03:09:15,916 --> 03:09:17,166
7喜呀

3049
03:09:17,400 --> 03:09:20,116
谢谢西面水晶球的最爱看世界杯

3050
03:09:20,366 --> 03:09:23,249
呀真是太感谢了

3051
03:09:23,250 --> 03:09:26,483
感激之情真是西面水晶球啊

3052
03:09:37,650 --> 03:09:38,566
吵什么吵

3053
03:09:38,650 --> 03:09:39,716
怎么了呢

3054
03:09:42,050 --> 03:09:43,316
不是没词了

3055
03:09:43,316 --> 03:09:44,649
是那个什么水晶啊

3056
03:09:44,650 --> 03:09:46,716
水晶球就可以代表很多

3057
03:09:51,400 --> 03:09:53,316
小财迷怎么你了呢

3058
03:09:54,716 --> 03:09:56,449
傻乎乎怎么你了呢

3059
03:09:56,483 --> 03:09:57,883
虽然饼干虽然傻乎乎

3060
03:09:57,883 --> 03:10:00,399
但是我不能允许有人在我的直播间骂

3061
03:10:00,400 --> 03:10:02,366
他请你出去

3062
03:10:02,716 --> 03:10:03,683
不准你骂

3063
03:10:09,683 --> 03:10:11,516
你干脆由我来保护啊

3064
03:10:12,566 --> 03:10:15,449
这我可以说他别打人

3065
03:10:15,800 --> 03:10:17,883
哈哈无语

3066
03:10:18,083 --> 03:10:19,566
不准乱说

3067
03:10:36,400 --> 03:10:39,366
无语住了你对饼干碎无语住了

3068
03:10:40,083 --> 03:10:42,199
你无语就无语但是我跟别

3069
03:10:42,200 --> 03:10:44,366
人睡还是有很多话要说的

3070
03:10:44,366 --> 03:10:46,516
我有雨就行了哼

3071
03:10:47,516 --> 03:10:48,566
别弄我头发

3072
03:10:53,250 --> 03:10:55,050
他老是现在还开始抓我头发

3073
03:10:55,050 --> 03:10:56,283
他以前不抓的

3074
03:11:03,116 --> 03:11:04,649
好开心

3075
03:11:05,483 --> 03:11:08,166
噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔

3076
03:11:16,566 --> 03:11:17,716
跟你犹豫一下

3077
03:11:17,716 --> 03:11:18,916
犹豫鱿鱼鱿鱼

3078
03:11:21,400 --> 03:11:24,083
看看播了3个小时了疯掉了

3079
03:11:45,516 --> 03:11:48,516
我压你头发你有几根毛啊

3080
03:11:49,200 --> 03:11:50,683
要你头发

3081
03:11:55,883 --> 03:11:58,649
是不是该下播了现在都几点了

3082
03:12:00,166 --> 03:12:01,566
播太久了耶

3083
03:12:03,366 --> 03:12:04,766
yeah啊

3084
03:12:08,000 --> 03:12:09,483
早上好啊

3085
03:12:10,283 --> 03:12:12,649
3:25了我必须在

3086
03:12:13,800 --> 03:12:15,716
3点半之前下播

3087
03:12:22,850 --> 03:12:24,116
大家睡着了吗

3088
03:12:24,850 --> 03:12:26,283
哈喽哈喽哈喽哈喽哈喽哈

3089
03:12:26,366 --> 03:12:27,366
喽哈喽哈喽哈喽

3090
03:12:27,683 --> 03:12:29,249
哈喽哈喽哈喽哈喽哈喽

3091
03:12:34,083 --> 03:12:34,399
hello

3092
03:12:34,400 --> 03:12:35,600
哈喽哈喽哈喽哈喽哈喽哈

3093
03:12:35,600 --> 03:12:36,766
喽哈喽哈喽哈喽

3094
03:12:41,050 --> 03:12:42,883
谢谢always prove

3095
03:12:42,966 --> 03:12:45,116
我的泡泡机呀

3096
03:12:45,516 --> 03:12:49,199
嗯谢谢你哦泡泡机泡泡机泡泡机啵

3097
03:12:53,650 --> 03:12:54,766
这是王者几

3098
03:12:54,766 --> 03:12:56,199
我也不知道啊

3099
03:13:01,883 --> 03:13:05,483
差不多也是首歌睡觉弄啊

3100
03:13:08,283 --> 03:13:09,849
大家都在说吗

3101
03:13:11,450 --> 03:13:12,250
别

3102
03:13:12,966 --> 03:13:15,316
谢谢大笨蛋的泡泡机啊

3103
03:13:15,316 --> 03:13:17,516
泡泡机泡泡机泡泡机

3104
03:13:18,200 --> 03:13:19,000
where

3105
03:13:21,600 --> 03:13:23,966
啊我不会啊有个水滴音来着

3106
03:13:27,283 --> 03:13:28,399
好痛啊

3107
03:13:34,050 --> 03:13:34,883
有点像

3108
03:13:35,566 --> 03:13:39,316
谢谢你迷糊了喵娘呀喵喵喵

3109
03:13:39,650 --> 03:13:40,450
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3110
03:13:42,283 --> 03:13:44,283
是不是还挺像的

3111
03:13:45,450 --> 03:13:46,483
听出来没

3112
03:13:46,716 --> 03:13:49,283
我的空调音有点大不知道听到没

3113
03:14:02,366 --> 03:14:04,716
这打的脸很痛就是了

3114
03:14:07,483 --> 03:14:08,199
娇娇吗

3115
03:14:08,200 --> 03:14:12,566
你那个什么谢谢不放你的喵娘啊喵喵

3116
03:14:12,966 --> 03:14:17,249
这是你呃说回你又说回然后

3117
03:14:20,166 --> 03:14:23,483
喂让你张嘴的一瞬间就用那个什么

3118
03:14:23,683 --> 03:14:27,849
呃弹弹脑瓜崩的那个弹自己的脸颊

3119
03:14:38,600 --> 03:14:41,483
太可爱了随机sc u i

3120
03:14:42,000 --> 03:14:44,050
谢谢你啊

3121
03:14:48,850 --> 03:14:49,316
好看

3122
03:14:49,316 --> 03:14:50,116
开心

3123
03:14:51,050 --> 03:14:53,483
怎么可能这么快就学会了我不信

3124
03:14:54,166 --> 03:14:55,566
没这么容易啊

3125
03:14:57,050 --> 03:14:58,483
这可是需要

3126
03:14:58,483 --> 03:15:01,366
那什么好好练习才能放出来的声音啊

3127
03:15:02,250 --> 03:15:05,250
哪来这么有容易学的

3128
03:15:07,283 --> 03:15:09,449
老师的那什么毕生所学

3129
03:15:09,450 --> 03:15:12,166
能那么快就传传授给你们

3130
03:15:13,800 --> 03:15:14,766
我不相信

3131
03:15:19,450 --> 03:15:21,083
我不相信我就这么说几句你

3132
03:15:21,083 --> 03:15:23,283
就会了那可能是老师教的太好了

3133
03:15:23,283 --> 03:15:24,083
虽然老师的很好

3134
03:15:24,083 --> 03:15:26,083
我也不可能这么快就想学会了

3135
03:15:29,000 --> 03:15:31,516
好痛哇好痛啊

3136
03:15:31,516 --> 03:15:32,316
啊

3137
03:15:41,683 --> 03:15:44,083
太痛了确实太痛好疼

3138
03:15:44,516 --> 03:15:46,049
哈哈哈

3139
03:15:46,716 --> 03:15:48,799
好痛啊excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3140
03:16:06,966 --> 03:16:07,766
SURE

3141
03:16:09,316 --> 03:16:11,199
你们还不睡啊

3142
03:16:12,166 --> 03:16:13,599
给你们讲个鬼故事

3143
03:16:14,916 --> 03:16:16,683
从前从前

3144
03:16:17,716 --> 03:16:19,249
在一个

3145
03:16:20,916 --> 03:16:22,116
山村里

3146
03:16:24,800 --> 03:16:25,966
死了

3147
03:16:27,000 --> 03:16:28,116
一个人

3148
03:16:31,000 --> 03:16:33,683
大家把它随便的

3149
03:16:34,483 --> 03:16:35,649
买菜了

3150
03:16:40,400 --> 03:16:41,566
学校的

3151
03:16:42,716 --> 03:16:43,966
操场下

3152
03:16:50,366 --> 03:16:51,599
那个时候呢

3153
03:16:52,516 --> 03:16:53,849
哎我以为我想不出来

3154
03:16:53,850 --> 03:16:55,600
我平时没怎么看过

3155
03:16:55,766 --> 03:16:58,366
鬼故事我就很小的时候看过一些

3156
03:16:58,516 --> 03:17:00,049
那个什么鬼故事电台

3157
03:17:00,050 --> 03:17:01,716
我觉得好恐怖好恐怖

3158
03:17:01,883 --> 03:17:04,799
不是听到那个什么那个声音我都吓得

3159
03:17:05,000 --> 03:17:06,050
直打哆嗦

3160
03:17:08,716 --> 03:17:10,116
哇我们是第10名

3161
03:17:12,516 --> 03:17:14,883
恭喜雷亚恭喜哇

3162
03:17:16,483 --> 03:17:18,116
谢谢大家的支持啊

3163
03:17:18,116 --> 03:17:22,449
太荣幸了吧这辈子他没当过第10名

3164
03:17:22,683 --> 03:17:24,566
太感动了

3165
03:17:28,050 --> 03:17:31,200
谁干的要什么买的你问这么清楚干嘛

3166
03:17:36,883 --> 03:17:39,449
就那个时候还有那种什么每次那什么

3167
03:17:39,566 --> 03:17:40,249
呃

3168
03:17:40,250 --> 03:17:43,366
体育课然后休息的时候就就总会有人

3169
03:17:43,566 --> 03:17:46,366
讲鬼故事让大家比比谁讲最吓人

3170
03:17:50,283 --> 03:17:52,399
怪兽这么野我没看过

3171
03:17:55,516 --> 03:17:57,316
凭什么哈哈问我呀

3172
03:17:57,450 --> 03:17:58,283
好难过

3173
03:17:58,283 --> 03:18:00,649
播不下去了下播了再见了再见晚安

3174
03:18:04,916 --> 03:18:07,083
本来就准备明天早起的

3175
03:18:07,283 --> 03:18:09,249
本来就准备直播半小时

3176
03:18:09,250 --> 03:18:10,850
就跟大家说再见的

3177
03:18:11,250 --> 03:18:13,483
哎为了大家

3178
03:18:14,650 --> 03:18:16,116
还是播到现在

3179
03:18:16,116 --> 03:18:19,316
但是却要被这样冷暴力真的觉得

3180
03:18:21,116 --> 03:18:22,116
对这个

3181
03:18:29,250 --> 03:18:32,050
对这个社会环境真的很失望

3182
03:18:32,600 --> 03:18:35,283
对这个行业很失望

3183
03:18:35,600 --> 03:18:36,600
真的

3184
03:18:42,716 --> 03:18:44,766
真的走不下去了

3185
03:19:01,516 --> 03:19:02,316
嗯

3186
03:19:03,166 --> 03:19:03,966
哼

3187
03:19:04,166 --> 03:19:04,966
you

3188
03:19:17,600 --> 03:19:18,600
我猫呢

3189
03:19:20,116 --> 03:19:20,916
呀

3190
03:19:24,683 --> 03:19:28,083
心疼个鬼呀你心疼我哎

3191
03:19:28,166 --> 03:19:29,566
你在椅子上干嘛

3192
03:19:32,516 --> 03:19:34,166
快来睡觉了宝

3193
03:19:48,600 --> 03:19:49,050
to

3194
03:19:49,050 --> 03:19:51,250
糊涂你先哭你别哭你

3195
03:19:51,250 --> 03:19:51,716
哭是不

3196
03:19:51,716 --> 03:19:54,449
我还要给你一打礼物啊你别哭啊

3197
03:19:55,116 --> 03:19:56,966
我懒得安慰你啊

3198
03:19:57,166 --> 03:19:58,566
还是我哭吧

3199
03:20:13,083 --> 03:20:13,766
我哭吧

3200
03:20:13,766 --> 03:20:14,683
我哭哈

3201
03:20:14,850 --> 03:20:15,650
哈

3202
03:20:25,966 --> 03:20:26,399
Fuck

3203
03:20:26,400 --> 03:20:29,316
帅的大男孩完美的身材

3204
03:20:29,366 --> 03:20:32,049
要多帅有多帅皮肤亮起来

3205
03:20:32,050 --> 03:20:33,766
我刚才已经哭过了呀

3206
03:20:35,200 --> 03:20:37,250
刚才哭的时候你们在干嘛呢

3207
03:20:40,316 --> 03:20:41,116
around around

3208
03:20:43,200 --> 03:20:44,650
你还没睡吗

3209
03:20:51,166 --> 03:20:54,516
帅气的死肥猪的粉丝团灯牌啊干嘛呢

3210
03:20:56,083 --> 03:20:57,516
ID干嘛呢

3211
03:20:58,400 --> 03:21:00,600
新注册的小号是吧

3212
03:21:07,566 --> 03:21:09,316
我哭的时候你也在哭

3213
03:21:10,083 --> 03:21:12,683
别把我们之前有一个人哭就行了

3214
03:21:14,316 --> 03:21:17,566
我们俩都哭是干嘛呢在这哭啥呢

3215
03:21:25,683 --> 03:21:28,116
刚才打光明打你的时候怎么没哭

3216
03:21:28,116 --> 03:21:29,399
那你现在重新来

3217
03:21:29,800 --> 03:21:32,516
刚才刚才那个什么还没开始

3218
03:21:33,000 --> 03:21:34,600
酝酿出这个感情

3219
03:21:35,050 --> 03:21:36,250
现在重来吧

3220
03:21:39,400 --> 03:21:40,800
两个都哭了谁安慰啊

3221
03:21:40,800 --> 03:21:43,366
我想请问呢谁替我们哭啊

3222
03:21:43,566 --> 03:21:44,283
谢谢你们

3223
03:21:44,283 --> 03:21:45,766
可爱的宝宝谢谢你

3224
03:21:45,766 --> 03:21:46,999
嗯

3225
03:21:47,883 --> 03:21:48,683
好

3226
03:21:49,516 --> 03:21:52,116
个礼物只能哭这么久啊差不多得了

3227
03:21:55,250 --> 03:21:57,283
你学生可以免费哭吗不行

3228
03:22:03,650 --> 03:22:06,366
是他接他肯定在想怎么等这么久的

3229
03:22:06,366 --> 03:22:08,199
8点两秒好吧

3230
03:22:08,600 --> 03:22:10,716
不是我觉得有2秒到3秒

3231
03:22:11,600 --> 03:22:12,483
差不多了吧

3232
03:22:12,483 --> 03:22:15,166
两三秒只不过两三秒可是很珍贵的

3233
03:22:17,083 --> 03:22:19,483
这种东西不可以哭到醒来可以

3234
03:22:19,850 --> 03:22:21,716
可以哭到明天早上好吧

3235
03:22:35,166 --> 03:22:36,566
真的假的真的真的

3236
03:22:37,716 --> 03:22:41,083
直接过到明早8点跟大家说早安

3237
03:22:41,083 --> 03:22:41,449
哦

3238
03:22:41,450 --> 03:22:42,400
还有啊

3239
03:22:44,850 --> 03:22:46,516
谢谢送的小花花

3240
03:22:49,250 --> 03:22:51,283
谢谢s y e p h的小嗯

3241
03:22:56,166 --> 03:22:56,399
why

3242
03:22:56,400 --> 03:22:59,000
都跟你说完了看不得哭

3243
03:22:59,166 --> 03:23:02,166
你刚才送我礼物的时候不是要我哭吗

3244
03:23:03,116 --> 03:23:04,249
谢谢送一瓶

3245
03:23:05,850 --> 03:23:08,250
这里面呜下雪这样呜

3246
03:23:09,716 --> 03:23:10,566
现在就开始

3247
03:23:10,600 --> 03:23:11,400
呜

3248
03:23:15,250 --> 03:23:16,050
谢谢大鹏

3249
03:23:19,800 --> 03:23:22,083
好呜谢妈妈呜

3250
03:23:25,516 --> 03:23:26,316
hold up

3251
03:23:28,600 --> 03:23:29,600
不都哭啊

3252
03:23:29,600 --> 03:23:31,850
小花花你还想要多高的待遇啊

3253
03:23:31,850 --> 03:23:33,366
差不多得了之后

3254
03:23:34,200 --> 03:23:35,516
小花花那个什么

3255
03:23:35,800 --> 03:23:37,483
呃现实啊现实

3256
03:23:38,000 --> 03:23:39,450
只有刚才的小花花才哭

3257
03:23:39,450 --> 03:23:41,400
现在开始送小花花不哭了啊

3258
03:23:41,400 --> 03:23:42,200
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

3259
03:23:47,600 --> 03:23:49,250
要多帅有多帅

3260
03:23:49,250 --> 03:23:50,650
皮肤亮起来

3261
03:23:54,116 --> 03:23:55,966
你干嘛呢为什么还没睡

3262
03:24:00,166 --> 03:24:00,966
谢谢关注

3263
03:24:03,050 --> 03:24:04,000
就关心这个屋

3264
03:24:12,883 --> 03:24:13,916
不知不觉

3265
03:24:14,800 --> 03:24:16,850
被这首歌戏弄了

3266
03:24:17,766 --> 03:24:21,766
皮肤亮亮发亮的亮不是真的亮起来啊

3267
03:24:23,050 --> 03:24:24,516
什么理解能力

3268
03:24:31,050 --> 03:24:32,850
帅帅的大男孩

3269
03:24:32,850 --> 03:24:34,366
完美的身材

3270
03:24:34,716 --> 03:24:36,599
要多帅有多帅

3271
03:24:36,650 --> 03:24:38,316
皮肤亮起来

3272
03:24:40,250 --> 03:24:41,716
你工作啥呢

3273
03:24:44,916 --> 03:24:45,883
那肯定是抖啊

3274
03:24:45,883 --> 03:24:47,716
这么土的歌我帮你们搜搜

3275
03:24:49,650 --> 03:24:52,200
嗯不想说说我都不想打字

3276
03:24:52,600 --> 03:24:55,366
帅帅的大男孩完美的身材

3277
03:24:55,850 --> 03:24:56,650
OK

3278
03:24:57,483 --> 03:24:59,566
这边的普通话确实是没得说啊

3279
03:25:01,450 --> 03:25:02,516
帅帅的大男

3280
03:25:02,650 --> 03:25:03,600
孩嗯妈妈这谁啊

3281
03:25:03,600 --> 03:25:05,166
你啊不是这样

3282
03:25:09,116 --> 03:25:11,999
啊不是他这个没有没有原本吗

3283
03:25:17,166 --> 03:25:18,649
好像每天就看到了

3284
03:25:18,650 --> 03:25:20,000
真的假的

3285
03:25:20,850 --> 03:25:22,566
有点亏机了

3286
03:25:31,850 --> 03:25:34,600
帅帅的大男孩完美的身材

3287
03:25:37,050 --> 03:25:38,200
摇摇摇

3288
03:25:38,200 --> 03:25:39,250
好帅呀

3289
03:25:47,716 --> 03:25:48,683
皮肤也很白

3290
03:26:01,166 --> 03:26:03,366
原来是皮肤也很白呀

3291
03:26:03,366 --> 03:26:05,566
我还以为是皮肤亮起来

3292
03:26:08,366 --> 03:26:10,766
哎还真视频内容还真是社会摇

3293
03:26:12,650 --> 03:26:14,683
那个视频内容还真是社会摇

3294
03:26:19,316 --> 03:26:21,166
原来是皮肤也很白呀

3295
03:26:25,966 --> 03:26:27,249
不拽一拽

3296
03:26:27,716 --> 03:26:31,049
他们说我是靓仔一发二赛本赛

3297
03:26:37,650 --> 03:26:38,600
土得哩

3298
03:26:40,600 --> 03:26:41,716
土得哩

3299
03:26:42,850 --> 03:26:45,316
骗老公我朋友要追她

3300
03:26:50,850 --> 03:26:51,650
um

3301
03:27:05,650 --> 03:27:08,250
搞什么没有啊

3302
03:27:09,800 --> 03:27:12,966
这什么抖音的东西吗我看看

3303
03:27:15,366 --> 03:27:16,916
Bing Bing Bing Bing

3304
03:27:17,400 --> 03:27:21,083
Bing Bing Bing Bing

3305
03:27:22,450 --> 03:27:23,250
Bing

3306
03:27:23,250 --> 03:27:25,366
Bing Bing

3307
03:27:31,200 --> 03:27:34,316
哎还真是土的哦原来是他了我知道他

3308
03:27:35,000 --> 03:27:36,600
我只是不知道他的名字

3309
03:27:36,600 --> 03:27:38,716
天呐你也看这个啊

3310
03:27:39,716 --> 03:27:42,083
感觉用户画像更新了

3311
03:27:43,116 --> 03:27:44,916
但竟然喜欢看

3312
03:27:49,083 --> 03:27:49,566
说实话

3313
03:27:49,566 --> 03:27:50,366
我觉得他的摇

3314
03:27:50,366 --> 03:27:52,483
没有大家吹的那么厉害啊

3315
03:27:52,966 --> 03:27:54,766
个人的一些拙见吧

3316
03:27:55,000 --> 03:27:57,650
就有的时候卡点我个人觉得还可以

3317
03:27:58,083 --> 03:28:00,966
嗯再斟酌一下就节奏感那种

3318
03:28:01,283 --> 03:28:05,649
是是摇类似于那什么这种算什么呢

3319
03:28:06,116 --> 03:28:07,049
摇花手吗

3320
03:28:07,050 --> 03:28:10,083
也也不算他是那种身体的律动感懂吧

3321
03:28:11,966 --> 03:28:13,199
啊揉揉眼睛

3322
03:28:17,483 --> 03:28:17,916
我不会啊

3323
03:28:17,916 --> 03:28:20,083
我是我还我还看过那种教程呢

3324
03:28:20,083 --> 03:28:20,883
那种

3325
03:28:21,116 --> 03:28:24,166
不是对对对心智心智穿越的摇花手

3326
03:28:24,283 --> 03:28:25,766
我真的觉得还好啊

3327
03:28:26,516 --> 03:28:28,199
没大家说的那么牛

3328
03:28:32,250 --> 03:28:35,166
每次约主播可爱都会被吐到哎

3329
03:28:35,316 --> 03:28:36,999
我觉得那什么呢

3330
03:28:37,116 --> 03:28:39,399
呃也是一种可爱吧

3331
03:28:40,000 --> 03:28:41,083
个人觉得

3332
03:28:47,450 --> 03:28:50,166
还好吧看上有的时候挺多的来着

3333
03:28:50,166 --> 03:28:53,849
没有必要所有的爱好都那么高大上啊

3334
03:28:53,850 --> 03:28:54,683
其实

3335
03:28:56,850 --> 03:28:57,566
下

3336
03:28:57,566 --> 03:28:58,366
一站

3337
03:29:02,566 --> 03:29:03,716
哈哈哈

3338
03:29:05,600 --> 03:29:07,166
笑死我了

3339
03:29:09,883 --> 03:29:12,049
谢谢考you Sunny Tongue小五

3340
03:29:19,966 --> 03:29:24,483
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

3341
03:29:32,716 --> 03:29:33,799
哈哈哈

3342
03:29:34,650 --> 03:29:37,850
不是他说那个我就去搜了一下然后

3343
03:29:38,083 --> 03:29:40,199
不小心看起来好热啊

3344
03:29:41,000 --> 03:29:41,800
咳咳咳

3345
03:29:45,716 --> 03:29:46,883
不是总是这个动静

3346
03:29:46,883 --> 03:29:49,199
因为会看到很好笑的东西啊

3347
03:30:12,966 --> 03:30:14,516
the过这一次滑雪

3348
03:30:17,916 --> 03:30:20,849
没有没有我现在刷都不不看很久呢

3349
03:30:24,316 --> 03:30:27,449
一起看的话这其实会被别人说的

3350
03:30:27,566 --> 03:30:30,483
能上的感觉肯定会被说

3351
03:30:50,166 --> 03:30:51,399
哈哈哈

3352
03:31:01,883 --> 03:31:05,199
哈哈哈哈哈

3353
03:31:06,083 --> 03:31:06,883
你

3354
03:31:08,966 --> 03:31:13,116
你听这个人他摇了之后他的声音

3355
03:31:15,883 --> 03:31:16,683
哈

3356
03:31:17,366 --> 03:31:18,166
哈

3357
03:31:19,516 --> 03:31:20,316
哈

3358
03:31:23,283 --> 03:31:25,683
啊哈哈哈

3359
03:31:28,850 --> 03:31:30,683
哈哈哈哈

3360
03:31:35,850 --> 03:31:36,850
哈哈哈

3361
03:31:47,050 --> 03:31:47,850
哈哈哈

3362
03:31:49,766 --> 03:31:52,599
哈哈哈哎呦受不了

3363
03:31:54,316 --> 03:31:56,199
那不是我在看别的了

3364
03:31:57,600 --> 03:32:00,250
哈哈哈哈

3365
03:32:06,166 --> 03:32:07,716
我怎么还不睡啊

3366
03:32:08,716 --> 03:32:12,916
谢谢帅气的死肥猪的5个快乐水呀

3367
03:32:12,916 --> 03:32:13,766
谢谢你哦

3368
03:32:13,766 --> 03:32:15,799
啾咪啾嗯

3369
03:32:31,116 --> 03:32:32,166
谁能看到这么开心

3370
03:32:32,166 --> 03:32:36,483
呃这刷抖这是很多好笑的我感觉啊

3371
03:32:38,850 --> 03:32:40,283
欠你迷宫的

3372
03:32:40,766 --> 03:32:43,366
武功快乐水啊救命呦

3373
03:32:50,916 --> 03:32:55,683
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

3374
03:32:55,883 --> 03:32:56,683
哈

3375
03:32:56,966 --> 03:32:58,649
我不行不能看

3376
03:33:10,050 --> 03:33:11,283
我再看一下啊

3377
03:33:18,200 --> 03:33:19,166
的秘密

3378
03:33:24,450 --> 03:33:24,683
One

3379
03:33:24,683 --> 03:33:28,316
晚上大家想睡的就玩没啥内容了其实

3380
03:33:36,316 --> 03:33:36,683
哈

3381
03:33:36,683 --> 03:33:40,199
哈哈哈哈哈哈

3382
03:33:45,083 --> 03:33:45,883
哈哈哈

3383
03:33:47,366 --> 03:33:48,483
走不了

3384
03:33:52,966 --> 03:33:54,516
这发视频没有很好笑

3385
03:33:54,516 --> 03:33:57,483
但是大家的评论会很好笑

3386
03:34:02,083 --> 03:34:02,883
哼哼

3387
03:34:16,083 --> 03:34:16,883
啊

3388
03:34:17,800 --> 03:34:19,766
差不多得睡觉了呢

3389
03:34:24,450 --> 03:34:25,766
我是小哥

3390
03:34:50,483 --> 03:34:52,399
不可能刷电动机房子

3391
03:34:56,166 --> 03:34:57,766
嗯我想想啊

3392
03:34:58,166 --> 03:35:00,683
我说一个数十点钟起床啊

3393
03:35:01,883 --> 03:35:05,199
我说一个数十点就是10点呢

3394
03:35:10,800 --> 03:35:13,883
啊我声音太大了吗对不起啊

3395
03:35:13,966 --> 03:35:17,083
都是小事的错小事

3396
03:35:19,850 --> 03:35:23,400
就是小事声音太大了然后

3397
03:35:24,650 --> 03:35:28,050
我怎么这么大声的说话呢

3398
03:35:29,116 --> 03:35:30,449
对不起是我没毛病这首歌好难听

3399
03:35:30,800 --> 03:35:31,600
哦哦哦

3400
03:35:33,450 --> 03:35:34,683
对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起

3401
03:35:35,083 --> 03:35:35,999
对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起

3402
03:35:36,116 --> 03:35:36,916
对不

3403
03:35:36,966 --> 03:35:37,766
起

3404
03:35:41,716 --> 03:35:46,049
谢谢你勇敢的心我的梦呀啾咪

3405
03:35:46,483 --> 03:35:47,283
啾

3406
03:35:48,200 --> 03:35:49,000
嗯哼

3407
03:35:57,566 --> 03:35:58,366
哈哈

3408
03:36:01,650 --> 03:36:03,366
哎这这我今天是

3409
03:36:03,400 --> 03:36:05,083
明天早上起来真的有事

3410
03:36:06,000 --> 03:36:07,566
必须起10点钟

3411
03:36:15,083 --> 03:36:16,366
大家家人们睡不着的

3412
03:36:16,366 --> 03:36:18,649
帮我想想我现在要干嘛OK

3413
03:36:18,966 --> 03:36:22,966
从24号晚上开始想24号晚上干嘛

3414
03:36:23,050 --> 03:36:25,366
然后再想想25号晚上干嘛

3415
03:36:31,600 --> 03:36:33,716
谢谢齐云的粉丝们

3416
03:36:33,716 --> 03:36:36,316
谢谢你啊谢谢谢你哦

3417
03:36:41,966 --> 03:36:43,883
靠给你代步OK

3418
03:36:44,450 --> 03:36:45,850
帮我那个啥一下

3419
03:36:46,400 --> 03:36:48,450
完成一下KPI好吧

3420
03:36:49,366 --> 03:36:53,083
帮我完成一下我的那什么KPI OK

3421
03:37:02,050 --> 03:37:03,400
25号竞争会很激烈

3422
03:37:03,400 --> 03:37:05,283
你别这么说啊本来我不一直在这

3423
03:37:06,116 --> 03:37:08,449
你都没说我就突然那个啥了

3424
03:37:13,366 --> 03:37:14,916
不都没啥心理负担的

3425
03:37:23,850 --> 03:37:24,366
One

3426
03:37:24,366 --> 03:37:26,249
操有另外一个KPI啊

3427
03:37:26,516 --> 03:37:27,849
不是那个那是

3428
03:37:28,200 --> 03:37:31,000
不是我想完成一下那个那个那个

3429
03:37:33,566 --> 03:37:34,683
那个那个

3430
03:37:49,800 --> 03:37:51,400
哎呀无法拒绝礼物

3431
03:37:51,566 --> 03:37:53,483
你给我提个意见嘛

3432
03:38:09,083 --> 03:38:10,366
我想要

3433
03:38:11,200 --> 03:38:12,116
回家就像

3434
03:38:15,883 --> 03:38:18,449
哈哈哈我在看这个

3435
03:38:25,316 --> 03:38:26,683
帮我想一下

3436
03:38:26,766 --> 03:38:30,083
嗯我没想到什么我在看

3437
03:38:31,200 --> 03:38:32,400
我的三心二意

3438
03:38:35,483 --> 03:38:38,166
哈哈哈哈哈

3439
03:38:41,450 --> 03:38:42,316
快帮我想

3440
03:38:43,116 --> 03:38:45,449
对不起你帮我想一想嘛

3441
03:38:45,566 --> 03:38:47,049
谢谢你哦

3442
03:38:50,600 --> 03:38:51,400
嗯

3443
03:38:52,883 --> 03:38:53,683
嗯别动

3444
03:38:54,450 --> 03:38:56,400
别动他那肯定不行啊

3445
03:39:04,516 --> 03:39:06,166
洗完澡回来了你还没睡

3446
03:39:06,166 --> 03:39:08,166
就在等你洗澡呢

3447
03:39:09,450 --> 03:39:10,683
就等你洗完澡呢

3448
03:39:10,683 --> 03:39:12,849
我太害怕你洗澡的时候发育

3449
03:39:12,966 --> 03:39:16,849
发发发呃不什么发生什么不测了

3450
03:39:17,083 --> 03:39:18,399
很害怕很无语

3451
03:39:18,400 --> 03:39:20,000
必须等你洗完澡

3452
03:39:20,200 --> 03:39:23,200
出来报平安我才能够下播

3453
03:39:40,400 --> 03:39:41,400
不现在去洗吗

3454
03:39:41,400 --> 03:39:44,366
现在的话有点别别洗了吧太晚了

3455
03:39:45,283 --> 03:39:46,916
现在现在是太晚了

3456
03:39:47,116 --> 03:39:48,716
还还是别洗了

3457
03:39:49,716 --> 03:39:52,316
别洗着洗着睡着死在厕所了

3458
03:39:53,483 --> 03:39:54,849
睡醒了主播竟然还在

3459
03:39:54,850 --> 03:39:58,250
因为弄什么很担心你又没有做噩梦

3460
03:39:58,250 --> 03:40:00,083
起来需不需要人倾诉

3461
03:40:02,250 --> 03:40:05,600
很担心你起来然后发现没有人陪着你

3462
03:40:05,650 --> 03:40:08,050
然后然后又做了不太好的梦

3463
03:40:08,050 --> 03:40:10,566
然后觉得很伤心很难过

3464
03:40:12,566 --> 03:40:16,116
特意等着你醒了才才想下播

3465
03:40:18,083 --> 03:40:18,916
做饭了主播还在

3466
03:40:18,916 --> 03:40:20,966
因为很害怕你那个什么噎到

3467
03:40:20,966 --> 03:40:22,483
然后没有人给你做

3468
03:40:22,600 --> 03:40:24,200
海姆立刻急救法

3469
03:40:25,450 --> 03:40:26,250
在这

3470
03:40:26,766 --> 03:40:27,883
等着你呢

3471
03:40:30,366 --> 03:40:31,166
um

3472
03:40:34,200 --> 03:40:36,800
杀了主播还在主播先一步自杀的

3473
03:40:36,800 --> 03:40:40,116
就害怕你到那个阴曹地府没人陪

3474
03:40:40,166 --> 03:40:43,316
很害怕你在这设空一个人也不认识

3475
03:40:43,316 --> 03:40:44,366
怎么办呢

3476
03:40:44,916 --> 03:40:47,199
海特先先一步啊

3477
03:40:47,716 --> 03:40:49,283
先走一步

3478
03:40:49,916 --> 03:40:51,766
我先把这已经混熟了

3479
03:40:52,050 --> 03:40:53,316
呃什么在这

3480
03:40:53,450 --> 03:40:54,916
呃996了几年

3481
03:40:54,916 --> 03:40:58,283
然后买了一套房所以等你下来了之后

3482
03:40:58,450 --> 03:40:59,966
呃咱们还有房住

3483
03:41:00,116 --> 03:41:01,366
不用那什么

3484
03:41:01,516 --> 03:41:03,566
呃洗地睡嗯哼

3485
03:41:05,483 --> 03:41:07,683
上班也没干活

3486
03:41:07,683 --> 03:41:09,966
下班也没干活

3487
03:41:12,200 --> 03:41:13,283
你下播了睡吧

3488
03:41:13,283 --> 03:41:14,283
竟然还在播

3489
03:41:14,283 --> 03:41:15,966
因为怎么说呢

3490
03:41:16,083 --> 03:41:16,449
呃

3491
03:41:16,450 --> 03:41:19,483
下播之后一个人就会其实有一点寂寞

3492
03:41:19,716 --> 03:41:21,283
有点寂寞的话

3493
03:41:22,250 --> 03:41:24,716
就想说想在你下播的时候

3494
03:41:24,850 --> 03:41:27,316
呃也不要感到寂寞所以说

3495
03:41:27,450 --> 03:41:29,716
呃等你下了播了我还在播

3496
03:41:35,683 --> 03:41:37,916
上班也没干活

3497
03:41:37,916 --> 03:41:40,516
下班也没干活

3498
03:41:44,600 --> 03:41:46,366
比赛努力的生活

3499
03:41:48,566 --> 03:41:53,483
谢天谢地谢天谢地

3500
03:41:57,683 --> 03:41:59,366
你喜欢的女主播都下播了

3501
03:41:59,366 --> 03:42:00,249
直播间还在那里

3502
03:42:00,250 --> 03:42:01,650
去死吧你

3503
03:42:03,250 --> 03:42:04,966
那你睡你的呀

3504
03:42:06,250 --> 03:42:07,766
谁问你了吗

3505
03:42:23,083 --> 03:42:26,249
温情一点不温情你们也没珍惜啊

3506
03:42:26,250 --> 03:42:28,800
刚才不是挺温情的吗有人珍惜过我吗

3507
03:42:28,800 --> 03:42:31,166
没有人啊就这样吧下播了再见

3508
03:42:34,116 --> 03:42:35,683
温柔我的温柔

3509
03:42:37,166 --> 03:42:39,049
没有人在乎

3510
03:42:39,916 --> 03:42:41,999
nobody cares

3511
03:42:43,483 --> 03:42:44,766
那就这样吧

3512
03:42:46,366 --> 03:42:47,249
那就

3513
03:42:48,483 --> 03:42:49,483
这样吧

3514
03:42:55,083 --> 03:42:55,883
who

3515
03:43:00,000 --> 03:43:02,166
现在要3点了OK OK下播了

3516
03:43:04,083 --> 03:43:05,249
润润

3517
03:43:11,116 --> 03:43:16,649
这些好吃的AC啊今天点歌要AC啊

3518
03:43:19,366 --> 03:43:20,766
我是好吃的AC

3519
03:43:21,050 --> 03:43:22,850
今天三个小时可以祝你生日快乐吗

3520
03:43:22,850 --> 03:43:23,516
不想得个鸡巴

3521
03:43:23,516 --> 03:43:25,916
这这这这是属于亏下的传奇

3522
03:43:26,166 --> 03:43:28,516
祝你生日快乐呀

3523
03:43:28,800 --> 03:43:32,366
天呐祝你50岁生日快乐

3524
03:43:32,716 --> 03:43:37,566
祝你在50岁的日子里也能够身体硬朗

3525
03:43:37,683 --> 03:43:39,449
天天开心

3526
03:43:40,400 --> 03:43:42,800
嗯头发现在

3527
03:43:43,116 --> 03:43:46,449
呃什么呃我想想还有什么呢

3528
03:43:48,716 --> 03:43:49,516
呃

3529
03:43:49,566 --> 03:43:52,999
总演出身体健壮啊祝你

3530
03:43:54,716 --> 03:43:56,399
上下楼梯不费劲

3531
03:43:58,250 --> 03:43:59,883
谢谢大笨蛋的草莓蛋糕

3532
03:43:59,883 --> 03:44:02,316
你这蛋糕蛋糕送给谁的呢

3533
03:44:05,850 --> 03:44:08,316
谁都不想送给好吃的草莓蛋糕

3534
03:44:12,000 --> 03:44:12,800
哼

3535
03:44:13,800 --> 03:44:15,366
我猫终于过来睡了

3536
03:44:15,883 --> 03:44:17,599
还是投入了我的怀抱

3537
03:44:18,050 --> 03:44:18,966
小亲一口

3538
03:44:18,966 --> 03:44:19,766
嗯

3539
03:44:21,683 --> 03:44:22,483
OK

3540
03:44:28,366 --> 03:44:29,766
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket嗯

3541
03:44:30,283 --> 03:44:32,683
那草莓蛋糕的蛋糕微你吗

3542
03:44:32,683 --> 03:44:35,649
呃为什么存储在我这有点手续费

3543
03:44:35,650 --> 03:44:36,800
你也知道的

3544
03:44:37,566 --> 03:44:40,083
手续费大概有个嗯

3545
03:44:41,483 --> 03:44:42,566
嗯

3546
03:44:43,116 --> 03:44:44,566
也需要一点钱啊

3547
03:44:44,600 --> 03:44:46,600
所以你要取出的话你要你要

3548
03:44:46,916 --> 03:44:49,916
付一下那个取出费好吧存储费

3549
03:45:03,716 --> 03:45:05,166
有没有10万多好不好

3550
03:45:05,916 --> 03:45:06,716
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3551
03:45:10,283 --> 03:45:11,566
手续费的话

3552
03:45:14,000 --> 03:45:16,683
不是你们怎么老是骗的比我还过分啊

3553
03:45:16,683 --> 03:45:18,449
你这样我抬怎么骗啊

3554
03:45:19,450 --> 03:45:21,716
动不动就是总督的真的是

3555
03:45:25,083 --> 03:45:26,083
说的这么浮夸

3556
03:45:26,083 --> 03:45:27,849
主播还怎么接话呀

3557
03:45:29,450 --> 03:45:32,166
啊主播可以说哎你们也太过分吧

3558
03:45:32,166 --> 03:45:34,166
什么一个这么多啊嗯

3559
03:45:35,116 --> 03:45:39,566
好过分啊嗯嗯比比就是没有那么多

3560
03:45:39,600 --> 03:45:40,400
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3561
03:45:43,566 --> 03:45:45,683
我适合后妈文胸哪里适合

3562
03:45:48,166 --> 03:45:48,683
UH

3563
03:45:48,683 --> 03:45:50,849
主播意思是夸主播像是棒的

3564
03:45:50,850 --> 03:45:54,366
欺负老头的人是吗也行吧

3565
03:46:01,800 --> 03:46:02,850
好响哦

3566
03:46:09,316 --> 03:46:11,449
还价哈哈哈

3567
03:46:12,283 --> 03:46:14,249
你们唱白脸我唱红脸是吧

3568
03:46:14,400 --> 03:46:17,800
嗯嗯你们说我必须要一个总督怎么说

3569
03:46:17,883 --> 03:46:19,116
一个起步就可以

3570
03:46:19,116 --> 03:46:20,316
然后你们就说不行

3571
03:46:20,400 --> 03:46:22,116
你们必须总督然后就说

3572
03:46:22,966 --> 03:46:24,516
你们太过分了

3573
03:46:27,966 --> 03:46:29,799
原来是这样OK OK

3574
03:46:31,316 --> 03:46:33,049
下次也这么骗你啊

3575
03:46:34,250 --> 03:46:35,850
下次也这么骗你

3576
03:46:40,483 --> 03:46:43,283
上班也没干活上

3577
03:46:43,450 --> 03:46:44,850
半夜没干活

3578
03:46:54,516 --> 03:46:56,483
这样什么成本都没有

3579
03:47:02,566 --> 03:47:04,649
哈哈哈嗯

3580
03:47:05,050 --> 03:47:07,400
不能讨价还价的小花花啊

3581
03:47:12,000 --> 03:47:15,083
不行该小骗一下还是得小骗一下

3582
03:47:15,116 --> 03:47:15,916
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3583
03:47:19,283 --> 03:47:20,366
什么什么称的那边

3584
03:47:20,366 --> 03:47:22,516
好像那抖音的那种啊

3585
03:47:22,850 --> 03:47:24,450
抖音的那种片啊

3586
03:47:24,883 --> 03:47:25,683
嗯

3587
03:47:26,250 --> 03:47:27,766
抖音的那种什么

3588
03:47:28,916 --> 03:47:30,316
我说一个数

3589
03:47:33,683 --> 03:47:35,166
我想说不行啊

3590
03:47:35,166 --> 03:47:38,249
老板这样喂亏的不行啊

3591
03:47:44,850 --> 03:47:47,000
缤纷浓郁的生活

3592
03:47:48,116 --> 03:47:48,716
上

3593
03:47:48,716 --> 03:47:52,766
班也没干活下班也没干活

3594
03:47:56,716 --> 03:47:58,283
胖将军啊睡将军

3595
03:47:59,400 --> 03:48:01,850
那胖家军干嘛呢

3596
03:48:05,916 --> 03:48:09,049
谢谢r b q如月乱的粉丝灯牌

3597
03:48:09,566 --> 03:48:10,916
怎么还在呀

3598
03:48:11,166 --> 03:48:11,966
嗯

3599
03:48:13,050 --> 03:48:14,800
因为什么呢

3600
03:48:15,116 --> 03:48:15,916
嗯

3601
03:48:19,083 --> 03:48:21,116
今天就是给家人们

3602
03:48:21,483 --> 03:48:24,166
萌萌福利不要19998

3603
03:48:24,200 --> 03:48:27,766
也不要1998只要198

3604
03:48:33,483 --> 03:48:35,049
只要198

3605
03:48:35,400 --> 03:48:36,200
嗯

3606
03:48:37,600 --> 03:48:39,483
不过把你抱回家

3607
03:48:40,800 --> 03:48:43,283
只要198主播

3608
03:48:43,600 --> 03:48:44,400
嗯

3609
03:48:44,966 --> 03:48:48,449
月底笑哈哈只要198

3610
03:48:50,483 --> 03:48:53,399
主播就要把你夸

3611
03:48:53,683 --> 03:48:55,516
只要198

3612
03:49:00,766 --> 03:49:01,083
Joe

3613
03:49:01,083 --> 03:49:03,399
播脸上笑开花

3614
03:49:04,683 --> 03:49:06,566
只要198

3615
03:49:07,516 --> 03:49:09,399
主播把米抱回家你们听

3616
03:49:09,400 --> 03:49:11,966
错了只要198

3617
03:49:16,850 --> 03:49:17,200
who

3618
03:49:17,200 --> 03:49:18,850
咕咕哒哒哒

3619
03:49:19,283 --> 03:49:21,516
只要198

3620
03:49:22,283 --> 03:49:23,083
嗯

3621
03:49:25,316 --> 03:49:25,849
主

3622
03:49:25,850 --> 03:49:26,650
播

3623
03:49:34,000 --> 03:49:35,250
叽叽又喳喳

3624
03:49:35,966 --> 03:49:37,883
只要198

3625
03:49:48,400 --> 03:49:49,800
想不出来嗯

3626
03:49:51,800 --> 03:49:54,850
138呃只能把一部分带回家了

3627
03:49:58,800 --> 03:49:59,600
哼

3628
03:49:59,650 --> 03:50:01,916
我给你198你也会笑开花

3629
03:50:02,116 --> 03:50:04,766
嗯你给主播198主播也会笑开花

3630
03:50:04,766 --> 03:50:07,399
那我们谁笑开花更更重要呢

3631
03:50:12,200 --> 03:50:15,516
um后天考研是吗大家考研的加油哦

3632
03:50:16,450 --> 03:50:18,716
198主播还是不会跟你跑回家的好吧

3633
03:50:18,716 --> 03:50:20,849
198路费都不够呢

3634
03:50:22,683 --> 03:50:25,849
只要138圣诞鹰声带回家

3635
03:50:27,366 --> 03:50:29,916
不是我怀疑有那么多人想要圣诞鹰

3636
03:50:29,966 --> 03:50:30,766
声吗

3637
03:50:32,050 --> 03:50:33,683
哎再说吧

3638
03:50:36,050 --> 03:50:37,166
不给你酒吧

3639
03:50:38,283 --> 03:50:41,766
我得到快乐的同时也失去了快乐哈

3640
03:50:47,566 --> 03:50:48,599
妞妞好

3641
03:50:52,366 --> 03:50:53,649
不是没有下一个人了吗

3642
03:50:53,650 --> 03:50:55,200
只有这一个人想要

3643
03:51:01,850 --> 03:51:05,116
医生是其次给主播找找事做很有意思

3644
03:51:05,366 --> 03:51:06,166
卡

3645
03:51:07,483 --> 03:51:08,849
得看健不健全

3646
03:51:08,850 --> 03:51:10,883
那我很难动动口难调啊

3647
03:51:10,883 --> 03:51:12,449
你们不能自己互相

3648
03:51:12,483 --> 03:51:14,283
能不能自己那个什么

3649
03:51:14,600 --> 03:51:16,566
调理一下自己那个什么

3650
03:51:16,916 --> 03:51:17,883
符合主播

3651
03:51:17,883 --> 03:51:20,199
别让主播来符合你们很难

3652
03:51:20,450 --> 03:51:23,083
你们大家互相要求不一样主播是

3653
03:51:24,000 --> 03:51:24,800
嗯

3654
03:51:25,200 --> 03:51:26,916
这比较亲密吧

3655
03:51:26,916 --> 03:51:28,683
那不可能不健全的

3656
03:51:32,716 --> 03:51:34,966
你说你不可能有攻击性啊

3657
03:51:35,316 --> 03:51:36,049
不是免费

3658
03:51:36,050 --> 03:51:37,083
当然不是免费了

3659
03:51:37,083 --> 03:51:39,799
怎么就靠这个来骗钱了

3660
03:51:44,683 --> 03:51:45,649
上班

3661
03:51:45,766 --> 03:51:49,566
也没干活下班也没干活

3662
03:51:58,116 --> 03:51:59,166
谁来定义健全吗

3663
03:51:59,166 --> 03:52:00,849
我觉得健全的话就是

3664
03:52:01,050 --> 03:52:06,050
呃大家彼此之间就是纯纯友谊吧

3665
03:52:08,166 --> 03:52:08,716
NO

3666
03:52:08,716 --> 03:52:11,366
运动医生怎么运动啊

3667
03:52:15,050 --> 03:52:16,600
你看别的主播的时候

3668
03:52:16,600 --> 03:52:18,766
也是这么要求别人录音声的吗

3669
03:52:18,766 --> 03:52:20,599
谁给你录这些啊

3670
03:52:20,766 --> 03:52:22,999
我就不知道这怎么弄啊

3671
03:52:23,800 --> 03:52:25,083
干嘛呢

3672
03:52:27,050 --> 03:52:28,450
干嘛呢

3673
03:52:34,650 --> 03:52:36,883
上班也没干活

3674
03:52:36,883 --> 03:52:39,116
下班也没干活

3675
03:52:53,400 --> 03:52:55,250
跳广播体操有毛病吧

3676
03:53:04,966 --> 03:53:08,116
上班也没干活下

3677
03:53:08,166 --> 03:53:10,199
班也没干活

3678
03:53:11,683 --> 03:53:12,483
hmm

3679
03:53:14,916 --> 03:53:16,083
啊啊啊

3680
03:53:16,083 --> 03:53:18,766
饼干碎一下我跑步呢郑州

3681
03:53:21,516 --> 03:53:23,199
你说的应该跟他说的不一样啊

3682
03:53:33,450 --> 03:53:36,966
可以跑步的话就是嘿咻嘿咻嘿咻

3683
03:53:36,966 --> 03:53:38,649
嘿咻嘿咻

3684
03:53:40,683 --> 03:53:41,483
who

3685
03:53:49,850 --> 03:53:52,250
平凡浓郁的生活

3686
03:53:54,050 --> 03:53:54,800
的

3687
03:53:54,800 --> 03:53:56,200
谢天谢

3688
03:53:56,283 --> 03:53:58,449
地谢天谢

3689
03:53:58,483 --> 03:53:59,283
地

3690
03:54:00,166 --> 03:54:00,799
口号

3691
03:54:00,800 --> 03:54:02,800
要不要来一个

3692
03:54:04,400 --> 03:54:05,250
声音

3693
03:54:12,400 --> 03:54:12,966
跑步

3694
03:54:12,966 --> 03:54:13,766
跑步

3695
03:54:15,516 --> 03:54:17,199
这跑步这是跑步啊

3696
03:54:17,200 --> 03:54:18,650
谁规定的跑步必须按

3697
03:54:18,650 --> 03:54:20,316
照你的想法来跑啊

3698
03:54:21,966 --> 03:54:23,766
我觉得这就是跑步

3699
03:54:29,966 --> 03:54:34,449
炸鸡配可乐汉堡配可乐

3700
03:54:35,083 --> 03:54:35,883
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3701
03:54:39,283 --> 03:54:40,683
哎该下播了

3702
03:54:42,766 --> 03:54:43,966
再见大家

3703
03:54:44,850 --> 03:54:47,400
这是今晚今晚的第几次

3704
03:54:49,000 --> 03:54:54,250
哈哈哈哈你以为喂猪你吃的闭眼了你

3705
03:54:59,800 --> 03:55:02,050
大家现在还有多少人啊

3706
03:55:03,200 --> 03:55:04,966
出来我看看呢

3707
03:55:05,483 --> 03:55:08,249
不是现在4点钟哪有那么多人看直播

3708
03:55:08,250 --> 03:55:09,200
我看看

3709
03:55:26,683 --> 03:55:27,483
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

3710
03:55:30,250 --> 03:55:31,200
哎呀

3711
03:55:34,316 --> 03:55:37,166
哎你们平时都不说话呀你们

3712
03:55:39,083 --> 03:55:41,599
你是看主播在这那个啥是吧

3713
03:55:43,083 --> 03:55:44,566
主播在主播在这

3714
03:55:47,166 --> 03:55:49,166
半大半夜发疯是吧

3715
03:55:52,716 --> 03:55:54,516
你怎么知道有100号人

3716
03:55:54,516 --> 03:55:57,799
你能看到那个啥吗后台吗

3717
03:55:58,600 --> 03:55:59,400
嗯

3718
03:55:59,650 --> 03:56:03,200
就是比我平时弄什么感觉比我平时

3719
03:56:03,966 --> 03:56:05,283
比起烂游戏我都不知道

3720
03:56:05,283 --> 03:56:07,116
哪有是烂游戏啊

3721
03:56:07,516 --> 03:56:09,849
我都精心挑选的游戏好吗

3722
03:56:10,450 --> 03:56:11,400
电台是重

3723
03:56:11,650 --> 03:56:12,800
新进这里

3724
03:56:12,850 --> 03:56:15,883
那感总感觉电台也不可能一直

3725
03:56:16,316 --> 03:56:17,716
那个什么吧

3726
03:56:19,116 --> 03:56:19,683
嗯

3727
03:56:19,683 --> 03:56:20,483
哎呀

3728
03:56:20,650 --> 03:56:23,766
电台也不可能看见我猫睡着没有

3729
03:56:24,166 --> 03:56:25,566
嘿睡觉了

3730
03:56:25,800 --> 03:56:27,650
那电台感觉也不可能

3731
03:56:27,716 --> 03:56:31,716
也不能是一个经常经常经常播的东西

3732
03:56:35,116 --> 03:56:36,966
播游戏还是太上班了

3733
03:56:37,366 --> 03:56:39,166
那本来就这样的呀

3734
03:56:39,166 --> 03:56:40,849
那直播哪有那么那么

3735
03:56:40,850 --> 03:56:43,050
那么那么多内容可以播啊

3736
03:56:43,200 --> 03:56:45,716
我觉得我最近播的游戏

3737
03:56:45,966 --> 03:56:49,199
那个游戏还算是挺好的了

3738
03:56:50,916 --> 03:56:53,766
没有波层层恐惧能不能坐牢

3739
03:56:58,683 --> 03:56:59,483
HM

3740
03:57:01,366 --> 03:57:02,166
咳咳

3741
03:57:07,566 --> 03:57:08,483
那我平时

3742
03:57:08,966 --> 03:57:11,283
电脑聊天不也是这么播吗

3743
03:57:11,283 --> 03:57:13,449
你们到底觉得区别在哪呢

3744
03:57:17,966 --> 03:57:20,399
电台内容到底哪里满满当当

3745
03:57:22,683 --> 03:57:22,916
好

3746
03:57:22,916 --> 03:57:24,916
要不要来一个

3747
03:57:27,916 --> 03:57:28,849
说话说话

3748
03:57:31,766 --> 03:57:32,516
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3749
03:57:32,516 --> 03:57:33,516
说话说话

3750
03:57:51,650 --> 03:57:52,916
更好玩一点

3751
03:57:53,800 --> 03:57:56,166
是今天的电台跟以前的电台比吗

3752
03:57:56,166 --> 03:57:58,316
没有吧我就我每次电台都这样

3753
03:57:59,566 --> 03:58:01,283
就我觉得我是那啥

3754
03:58:01,650 --> 03:58:03,250
什么pig pig

3755
03:58:03,400 --> 03:58:05,083
有人说pig pig吗

3756
03:58:05,200 --> 03:58:08,250
不是pig pig你吃大便了你

3757
03:58:14,050 --> 03:58:14,850
哼

3758
03:58:15,650 --> 03:58:17,366
别说话听没那么多

3759
03:58:18,566 --> 03:58:19,366
嗯

3760
03:58:20,000 --> 03:58:22,116
我总觉得是弹幕没有那么多的话

3761
03:58:22,116 --> 03:58:23,483
那话题就没有那么多

3762
03:58:23,483 --> 03:58:25,449
话题是需要弹幕来延展的

3763
03:58:25,450 --> 03:58:26,916
自己一个人上的话

3764
03:58:27,166 --> 03:58:29,566
就很难一直聊下去

3765
03:58:29,883 --> 03:58:32,249
但是你没有觉得是呃

3766
03:58:32,683 --> 03:58:33,516
电台我的

3767
03:58:33,650 --> 03:58:36,000
话题多然后大家才会互动

3768
03:58:36,483 --> 03:58:38,316
我也不知道了我觉得

3769
03:58:38,883 --> 03:58:40,766
直播很大程度上都是由

3770
03:58:41,050 --> 03:58:43,083
呃弹幕决定的呢

3771
03:58:46,483 --> 03:58:49,049
口号要不要来一个

3772
03:58:52,000 --> 03:58:55,916
炸鸡配可乐汉堡配可乐

3773
03:58:56,450 --> 03:58:59,800
那你精神我那我平时直播也精神呀

3774
03:59:02,883 --> 03:59:03,683
hmm

3775
03:59:07,650 --> 03:59:08,450
cool

3776
03:59:11,850 --> 03:59:13,250
how do you

3777
03:59:20,000 --> 03:59:21,600
totally特别元气

3778
03:59:21,683 --> 03:59:23,766
屁啊是不是感觉

3779
03:59:23,800 --> 03:59:24,766
感觉错了至

3780
03:59:24,766 --> 03:59:26,883
少我每一次电台不都是这样吗

3781
03:59:28,450 --> 03:59:30,800
我的很多电台不都是这样吗

3782
03:59:30,883 --> 03:59:32,883
我的每一次电台不都是这样吗

3783
03:59:33,166 --> 03:59:35,116
那么你们说呢

3784
03:59:36,000 --> 03:59:36,800
SURE

3785
03:59:38,650 --> 03:59:42,316
专门找个时间特定没某个主题来砸他

3786
03:59:42,316 --> 03:59:42,566
哎

3787
03:59:42,566 --> 03:59:45,649
说实话我觉得这样反而就是很困难啊

3788
03:59:45,683 --> 03:59:46,999
你觉得呢

3789
03:59:48,000 --> 03:59:51,200
我一直不想要定一个主题来砸他

3790
03:59:51,316 --> 03:59:53,283
因为你反而会

3791
03:59:53,883 --> 03:59:57,249
哎呀我也不知道而且你定啥主题呢

3792
03:59:57,283 --> 03:59:59,283
我反而觉得这样很难

3793
03:59:59,516 --> 04:00:02,449
我的主播我的直播都很那个什么

3794
04:00:03,050 --> 04:00:05,083
很难决定我今天就是纯

3795
04:00:05,083 --> 04:00:06,766
聊天还是纯唱歌

3796
04:00:06,916 --> 04:00:09,799
这个很大程度上是用弹幕来说

3797
04:00:10,566 --> 04:00:11,849
让观众投稿

3798
04:00:12,116 --> 04:00:16,049
哎呀我不知道是那啥总感觉收到投稿

3799
04:00:18,083 --> 04:00:20,166
怎么说太平淡了

3800
04:00:21,400 --> 04:00:24,083
就是我有点不知道怎么接话

3801
04:00:24,516 --> 04:00:26,599
现在就可以给你们念念好吧

3802
04:00:31,650 --> 04:00:34,200
但我也不知道我这样好不好啊大家

3803
04:00:34,850 --> 04:00:35,850
为什么

3804
04:00:39,683 --> 04:00:42,399
写上那个主题不行吗那你想一个

3805
04:00:42,850 --> 04:00:44,516
你们想一个主题吗

3806
04:00:50,483 --> 04:00:50,883
念

3807
04:00:50,883 --> 04:00:54,366
吧其实我觉得其实是挺好的呀每个人

3808
04:00:54,850 --> 04:00:56,800
这遇到一个奇怪的人

3809
04:00:57,483 --> 04:00:59,916
情人不好吗那你们下你们

3810
04:00:59,916 --> 04:01:02,199
现在跟我说几个你们觉得会很好的主

3811
04:01:02,200 --> 04:01:03,000
题

3812
04:01:04,316 --> 04:01:05,116
who

3813
04:01:11,683 --> 04:01:14,799
为啥要有主题吗这个

3814
04:01:15,283 --> 04:01:18,599
怎么说呢可能看直播经常在的

3815
04:01:19,166 --> 04:01:21,199
人的话可能

3816
04:01:21,650 --> 04:01:24,966
想的不一样啊嗯我也不知道

3817
04:01:26,166 --> 04:01:27,566
大家那什么

3818
04:01:27,716 --> 04:01:29,999
可能看我直播就是

3819
04:01:30,000 --> 04:01:32,600
基本上每天都在看的人可能有别的想

3820
04:01:32,600 --> 04:01:33,400
法

3821
04:01:36,250 --> 04:01:39,200
微博上挺多好主题的你举个例子

3822
04:01:43,316 --> 04:01:47,883
炸鸡配可乐哼宝贝可乐

3823
04:01:50,516 --> 04:01:51,999
我想喝可乐的

3824
04:01:52,283 --> 04:01:54,683
你看你们又不说帮我想一个嘛

3825
04:01:55,083 --> 04:01:57,516
你比如说什么什么那个什么

3826
04:01:59,283 --> 04:02:01,766
look什么意思呢你自己心里清

3827
04:02:01,766 --> 04:02:05,083
楚呀哈哈哈什么意思呢

3828
04:02:08,483 --> 04:02:11,483
就是真的看直播看很多的人说不定

3829
04:02:11,600 --> 04:02:14,566
啊会觉得有哪些地方需要改进的

3830
04:02:14,766 --> 04:02:17,766
看的没那么多说不定感觉不太出来

3831
04:02:18,650 --> 04:02:19,450
UGH

3832
04:02:27,166 --> 04:02:30,166
口号要不要来一个我看看

3833
04:02:35,316 --> 04:02:37,683
你总知道喜欢吃什么可以做

3834
04:02:38,316 --> 04:02:40,566
是啊但我想不出嘛我觉得

3835
04:02:42,366 --> 04:02:44,049
想不出有啥主题

3836
04:02:46,450 --> 04:02:49,200
的是竖心旁的的首先其次

3837
04:02:50,316 --> 04:02:52,449
啊我定一下吧就是百分之

3838
04:02:54,200 --> 04:02:59,283
90到95的时间90到95到100的人时间的人在

3839
04:02:59,600 --> 04:03:01,050
都在的人的话

3840
04:03:01,400 --> 04:03:03,116
可能会觉得呢什么

3841
04:03:05,450 --> 04:03:07,883
嗯嗯嗯

3842
04:03:13,000 --> 04:03:13,283
god

3843
04:03:13,283 --> 04:03:16,716
long place long place long place long so bleach

3844
04:03:43,250 --> 04:03:44,050
嘻嘻嘻嘻

3845
04:03:49,200 --> 04:03:52,850
看看我想念个短一点的

3846
04:03:59,200 --> 04:04:02,483
是呢是呢别一直哭哭也没用啊

3847
04:04:05,450 --> 04:04:08,483
是的是的有有主题的感觉会比较好呢

3848
04:04:08,650 --> 04:04:11,650
不知道不知道什么什么主题哦

3849
04:04:14,050 --> 04:04:15,000
true no day

3850
04:04:18,766 --> 04:04:20,316
你看比如说这个啊

3851
04:04:27,516 --> 04:04:29,966
萌萌生哈哈哈

3852
04:04:31,800 --> 04:04:34,200
没有那么多萌萌人啊本直播间

3853
04:04:34,316 --> 04:04:35,483
你看啊说

3854
04:04:35,850 --> 04:04:37,483
高中的时候有个同学应该算是

3855
04:04:37,483 --> 04:04:39,766
奇人长得又高又瘦跟竹竿一样

3856
04:04:39,850 --> 04:04:42,050
然后每天上课就喜欢把他

3857
04:04:42,050 --> 04:04:43,283
每天穿的袜子

3858
04:04:43,316 --> 04:04:45,083
有点透的男士丝袜

3859
04:04:45,850 --> 04:04:48,650
嗯脱下来然后搭在鞋上搞得

3860
04:04:48,650 --> 04:04:50,600
只要阴只要天气是阴雨天

3861
04:04:50,600 --> 04:04:51,766
教室就有股味

3862
04:04:52,000 --> 04:04:54,683
但是他有个特殊技能就是会算命

3863
04:04:54,683 --> 04:04:57,999
用那种生辰八字算如果

3864
04:04:58,000 --> 04:05:00,683
是上他不想听的课他就会拿他的八卦

3865
04:05:01,400 --> 04:05:03,800
八卦卦象图之类的开始钻研

3866
04:05:04,050 --> 04:05:06,800
有几个同学找他算了爱情和成绩

3867
04:05:06,850 --> 04:05:08,316
还意外的挺准的

3868
04:05:08,316 --> 04:05:10,683
然后班上人就开始叫他半仙

3869
04:05:11,000 --> 04:05:13,683
能说其人可能就是会有点缺陷吧

3870
04:05:17,800 --> 04:05:19,366
不是问题是我作

3871
04:05:19,366 --> 04:05:22,399
为主播的话念完之后我应该说点啥呢

3872
04:05:23,050 --> 04:05:24,316
你觉得呢

3873
04:05:26,316 --> 04:05:30,399
是吧很难说你就只会是哈哈哈哈

3874
04:05:31,450 --> 04:05:33,200
说不出啥主要是

3875
04:05:33,516 --> 04:05:35,799
好难延展啊我就感觉

3876
04:05:35,800 --> 04:05:38,200
你们有觉得有有感觉到吗

3877
04:05:43,450 --> 04:05:45,366
这我就是没啥想说的呀

3878
04:05:47,966 --> 04:05:49,916
好吧下一个我跟你讲就是

3879
04:05:50,250 --> 04:05:54,250
嗯哎有的感觉就是很哈哈

3880
04:05:54,800 --> 04:05:56,000
看了之后感觉啊

3881
04:05:56,000 --> 04:05:59,316
原来直播间有很多小孩嗯

3882
04:06:02,566 --> 04:06:04,366
大家都知道学习通是一个很

3883
04:06:04,366 --> 04:06:05,483
恶心的软件

3884
04:06:05,683 --> 04:06:07,399
我的声音好知性啊

3885
04:06:07,600 --> 04:06:10,516
呃恨不得放假就把它删了开学再

3886
04:06:10,883 --> 04:06:11,916
把它下下来

3887
04:06:12,966 --> 04:06:14,316
但是总有一些人思

3888
04:06:14,316 --> 04:06:16,199
维不太一样他居然用学习通聊

3889
04:06:16,200 --> 04:06:17,600
天这就算了还

3890
04:06:17,600 --> 04:06:18,566
拉了几个同学

3891
04:06:18,566 --> 04:06:20,799
一起开了个课有事没事发消息

3892
04:06:20,966 --> 04:06:24,799
众所周知学习通上会弹出一的只有

3893
04:06:24,883 --> 04:06:25,249
你有一

3894
04:06:25,250 --> 04:06:27,850
条来自学习通的消息不会弹出具体的

3895
04:06:27,850 --> 04:06:28,650
内容

3896
04:06:29,450 --> 04:06:30,400
整的有一次

3897
04:06:30,400 --> 04:06:31,800
我以为是老师开的考

3898
04:06:31,800 --> 04:06:34,283
试急急忙忙去教室找位置

3899
04:06:34,600 --> 04:06:37,200
做好打算签到考试

3900
04:06:38,166 --> 04:06:39,799
结果一看是他在

3901
04:06:39,800 --> 04:06:42,650
学习通里乱发的消息无语真的无语

3902
04:06:43,450 --> 04:06:46,450
恨一些不喜欢用正常软件聊天的人

3903
04:06:49,083 --> 04:06:51,116
啊你看啊

3904
04:06:53,116 --> 04:06:55,883
我没嘲讽他我只我只是觉得哎呀

3905
04:06:55,966 --> 04:06:58,766
我是不是很难很难很难交换很难交换

3906
04:06:58,850 --> 04:07:01,083
学通可能是类似于丁丁吧

3907
04:07:01,083 --> 04:07:03,049
类似于你们上班人的丁丁

3908
04:07:03,166 --> 04:07:07,599
然后就是呃那种上学用

3909
04:07:07,766 --> 04:07:09,049
学习通吧可能

3910
04:07:09,166 --> 04:07:09,966
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3911
04:07:18,250 --> 04:07:19,050
学习通

3912
04:07:19,366 --> 04:07:23,316
学习通坏坏坏死了我就这么说是吧

3913
04:07:23,483 --> 04:07:25,166
啊类似于丁丁啊

3914
04:07:26,400 --> 04:07:27,800
这叫丁丁吧

3915
04:07:33,516 --> 04:07:35,649
你看啊这话题很难演讲

3916
04:07:39,883 --> 04:07:43,399
totally今天吗我们公司不用吧

3917
04:07:48,366 --> 04:07:49,166
Huh

3918
04:07:52,916 --> 04:07:54,449
是吧很能很能啊

3919
04:07:59,050 --> 04:08:00,000
没报应啊

3920
04:08:05,916 --> 04:08:08,649
也不是做主播很难吧其实这个

3921
04:08:09,000 --> 04:08:11,650
说的是这个话题很难认真呢

3922
04:08:11,850 --> 04:08:12,916
谢谢b c光

3923
04:08:12,966 --> 04:08:16,249
的告白话术啊谢谢你的告白话术啊

3924
04:08:16,566 --> 04:08:21,449
感情之情这是无以言表了我哭哭了

3925
04:08:24,050 --> 04:08:24,850
go

3926
04:08:33,483 --> 04:08:36,399
谢谢你们送的小花花感觉这

3927
04:08:39,716 --> 04:08:41,283
你不是每个投稿都有念

3928
04:08:41,283 --> 04:08:43,566
不是啊但是所以说文件念的就是

3929
04:08:44,283 --> 04:08:45,999
比较正常的吧

3930
04:08:50,716 --> 04:08:53,116
怎么感觉很多都不能回复啊

3931
04:08:53,400 --> 04:08:55,050
我不知道回啥呀

3932
04:08:55,050 --> 04:08:58,000
你的无以言表小花花还是可以言表的

3933
04:09:06,250 --> 04:09:09,600
90%都是很难回答的我觉得

3934
04:09:17,083 --> 04:09:18,083
哼啊

3935
04:09:22,650 --> 04:09:24,366
看看我收到的一些

3936
04:09:25,400 --> 04:09:27,366
别的棉花糖

3937
04:09:32,716 --> 04:09:35,316
啊什么对不起我说啥了吗

3938
04:09:41,400 --> 04:09:42,800
可这个人说

3939
04:09:47,250 --> 04:09:49,566
什么时候开酷酷电台会

3940
04:09:52,283 --> 04:09:53,366
这个人说

3941
04:09:54,883 --> 04:09:55,316
睡吧

3942
04:09:55,316 --> 04:09:58,283
多播播电台好吗真的好喜欢啊巴不得

3943
04:09:58,366 --> 04:10:00,116
你天天播电台

3944
04:10:00,716 --> 04:10:02,166
这个人说

3945
04:10:04,566 --> 04:10:06,566
小翠小翠没了

3946
04:10:09,400 --> 04:10:10,083
oh呃这

3947
04:10:10,083 --> 04:10:12,566
个人说天天喝奶茶吃冰淇淋要变成小

3948
04:10:12,566 --> 04:10:13,516
飞鸟了

3949
04:10:19,050 --> 04:10:21,883
正确个大头鬼呀你正确

3950
04:10:25,483 --> 04:10:28,116
哦我以为你说酷酷电台回正确呢

3951
04:10:29,483 --> 04:10:30,649
我有看到棉花糖

3952
04:10:30,650 --> 04:10:32,250
是不是你投稿了我猜猜你是

3953
04:10:32,250 --> 04:10:34,200
谁啊你别是那个啥吧

3954
04:10:34,516 --> 04:10:36,516
不会是那个小肥鸟那个吧

3955
04:10:37,716 --> 04:10:39,849
他是个小肥鸟我骂他了

3956
04:10:41,200 --> 04:10:42,800
他说天天喝奶茶

3957
04:10:46,083 --> 04:10:49,483
冰淇淋要变成小飞鸟喽我说你个肥

3958
04:10:49,483 --> 04:10:52,649
饼干胖的走路饼干碎都得往地上掉

3959
04:10:52,883 --> 04:10:57,049
是主播狠狠的骂回来了没输啊

3960
04:11:10,716 --> 04:11:14,999
上班也没干活下班也没干活

3961
04:11:19,166 --> 04:11:19,966
嗯

3962
04:11:20,650 --> 04:11:22,083
不会是你吧

3963
04:11:22,083 --> 04:11:24,966
随机的死肥猪啊感觉可能是你

3964
04:11:26,600 --> 04:11:31,366
上班也没有文化下班也没有文化嗯

3965
04:11:37,683 --> 04:11:37,999
什么还

3966
04:11:38,000 --> 04:11:40,200
有人而且还为什么还有人给我发

3967
04:11:40,316 --> 04:11:41,449
那个什么

3968
04:11:41,483 --> 04:11:43,249
我最后悔的事情

3969
04:11:43,250 --> 04:11:46,966
我最后悔的事情就是和你结婚

3970
04:11:47,400 --> 04:11:49,083
这个嗯

3971
04:11:51,716 --> 04:11:52,649
把主播的

3972
04:11:53,116 --> 04:11:55,916
泡沫到底当啥呀啊

3973
04:11:56,800 --> 04:11:59,116
到底把主播的棉花糖当啥

3974
04:12:00,483 --> 04:12:02,166
反正这个人我也回来的

3975
04:12:07,050 --> 04:12:07,850
嗯

3976
04:12:08,000 --> 04:12:11,916
我说好的都可以那补偿我的2,500万呢

3977
04:12:14,366 --> 04:12:16,316
啊不是啊我看看

3978
04:12:19,766 --> 04:12:21,249
当树洞是吧excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3979
04:12:36,366 --> 04:12:37,166
hmm

3980
04:12:41,650 --> 04:12:45,850
噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔

3981
04:12:47,200 --> 04:12:49,083
主播没回你啊

3982
04:12:49,116 --> 04:12:49,716
是不是这

3983
04:12:49,716 --> 04:12:52,966
个你个坏女人平时在家直播间里家暴

3984
04:12:53,000 --> 04:12:53,450
出去

3985
04:12:53,450 --> 04:12:56,366
联动连面子都不给我们留这个是你吗

3986
04:12:58,600 --> 04:13:00,050
就是我感觉你应

3987
04:13:00,050 --> 04:13:00,650
该是不是

3988
04:13:00,650 --> 04:13:02,650
不会说这种呢我再看看你说

3989
04:13:02,650 --> 04:13:04,450
你会是你的吧你会说什么

3990
04:13:08,400 --> 04:13:10,850
还有更粘贴的吗没有吧

3991
04:13:13,250 --> 04:13:15,483
不是吗我也觉得你应该不会这么说

3992
04:13:15,483 --> 04:13:17,849
你应该不会说我是坏女人来着

3993
04:13:19,166 --> 04:13:21,316
你是不是小碎小碎然后那个

3994
04:13:21,316 --> 04:13:22,449
祈祷的那个

3995
04:13:22,450 --> 04:13:23,716
那个Imog

3996
04:13:26,250 --> 04:13:27,050
hmm

3997
04:13:30,400 --> 04:13:31,116
哎呦

3998
04:13:31,116 --> 04:13:33,449
啊我知道你是说谁了我知道你是谁了

3999
04:13:33,450 --> 04:13:34,916
我我现在完全知道

4000
04:13:36,083 --> 04:13:38,049
你觉得是这个吧今天

4001
04:13:38,050 --> 04:13:40,250
有个平时玩的挺好的朋友到现在

4002
04:13:40,250 --> 04:13:41,050
还没理我我

4003
04:13:41,050 --> 04:13:43,316
是认为他有事在忙还是他不想理我呢

4004
04:13:43,316 --> 04:13:44,399
这是你吧

4005
04:13:52,116 --> 04:13:54,516
下播下播了干嘛呢这播到

4006
04:13:54,516 --> 04:13:56,116
快播到5点钟了

4007
04:13:59,650 --> 04:14:02,000
准备要是啥事为什么

4008
04:14:02,200 --> 04:14:03,800
什么事情都没完成

4009
04:14:05,600 --> 04:14:07,316
什么事都没完成然后

4010
04:14:07,316 --> 04:14:09,883
变成废物的话就是大家的错

4011
04:14:10,316 --> 04:14:12,283
非得让我在这直播

4012
04:14:16,800 --> 04:14:19,516
猜猜你是哪个你发过吗

4013
04:14:20,566 --> 04:14:22,966
不是骂我的那个吧我看看

4014
04:14:26,966 --> 04:14:27,766
two

4015
04:14:35,516 --> 04:14:38,516
那主播到时候事业一事无成怎么办

4016
04:14:43,450 --> 04:14:45,050
你别放了你放屁呀

4017
04:14:56,850 --> 04:15:00,716
SO班也没干活下班也没干活

4018
04:15:06,116 --> 04:15:07,283
什么啊主播

4019
04:15:07,283 --> 04:15:08,999
为什么到时候啥事没干

4020
04:15:09,000 --> 04:15:11,766
好因为一直直播啥事没干好就先

4021
04:15:11,800 --> 04:15:14,000
同陌路了吗没人管我是吧

4022
04:15:16,083 --> 04:15:17,399
好吧下播了

4023
04:15:17,800 --> 04:15:21,316
那我还是努力投稿吸引点新粉丝好了

4024
04:15:22,200 --> 04:15:25,883
还是快下播了下播了再见了再见

4025
04:15:31,200 --> 04:15:34,166
很细心一点玩什么更靠谱的

4026
04:15:34,400 --> 04:15:37,716
先封号了我会加油我会努力的

4027
04:15:42,850 --> 04:15:44,083
哈哈哈

4028
04:16:11,800 --> 04:16:15,316
你又点错这首歌哎我管你应该是

4029
04:16:15,450 --> 04:16:17,316
华晨宇那个是吧

4030
04:16:19,250 --> 04:16:22,050
但是这个还是我不管你的意思啊

4031
04:16:22,083 --> 04:16:24,849
这虽然歌名叫我管你但是他

4032
04:16:25,000 --> 04:16:28,916
是我不管你的意思他的歌词其实是

4033
04:16:41,716 --> 04:16:44,683
你看他说我管你的感受我我我我

4034
04:16:44,683 --> 04:16:47,516
我我我我我管你的感受我我我

4035
04:16:47,650 --> 04:16:52,000
我我我他不管他意思那他是

4036
04:16:53,483 --> 04:16:53,916
我管

4037
04:16:53,916 --> 04:16:58,283
管你什么想法我是我自己的表达

4038
04:16:59,650 --> 04:17:02,766
不管你说的多复杂我不要给

4039
04:17:02,800 --> 04:17:04,050
是一个浇花

4040
04:17:06,166 --> 04:17:09,799
我我管你啊懂不懂啊是一个

4041
04:17:15,050 --> 04:17:16,450
但是不管的意思呢

4042
04:17:36,683 --> 04:17:38,599
我的妈呀这是什么

4043
04:17:41,316 --> 04:17:42,516
空调遥控板

4044
04:17:48,250 --> 04:17:49,650
我要是把这个

4045
04:17:50,050 --> 04:17:52,166
这个什么强劲给关掉的话房

4046
04:17:52,166 --> 04:17:54,399
间就会变得超级安静然后我就会不敢

4047
04:17:54,400 --> 04:17:55,400
说话了

4048
04:17:58,000 --> 04:18:00,650
是不是空调音很吵来着大家

4049
04:18:05,000 --> 04:18:09,083
加湿器没买呢没没没没没没没功夫

4050
04:18:09,566 --> 04:18:11,083
把心思放在那

4051
04:18:13,366 --> 04:18:14,399
好难选

4052
04:18:14,400 --> 04:18:17,483
啊我不想选我好讨厌买东西选来选

4053
04:18:17,483 --> 04:18:18,399
去啊

4054
04:18:21,483 --> 04:18:22,249
关掉我就

4055
04:18:22,250 --> 04:18:24,400
真的不敢说话了你可以听一下

4056
04:18:24,966 --> 04:18:27,449
可以安静一下好吧嘘

4057
04:18:31,716 --> 04:18:35,849
我就不敢说话了是不是很安静

4058
04:18:43,166 --> 04:18:46,999
关掉我就感觉我一说话我妈就能听见

4059
04:18:47,683 --> 04:18:51,483
但是开着空调空调很大声的话

4060
04:18:51,650 --> 04:18:54,283
就可以随便说话的感觉

4061
04:19:00,966 --> 04:19:01,683
说说悄悄

4062
04:19:01,683 --> 04:19:04,166
话我没啥悄悄话要跟你们说的

4063
04:19:05,650 --> 04:19:09,316
你之间没什么悄悄话好说的

4064
04:19:14,000 --> 04:19:16,566
嗯睡醒了吗你

4065
04:19:22,250 --> 04:19:23,050
糊涂糊涂

4066
04:19:47,200 --> 04:19:48,483
但是我猫他只

4067
04:19:48,483 --> 04:19:51,716
呼噜一会而且他的呼噜声很小声

4068
04:19:51,716 --> 04:19:53,083
很小气

4069
04:19:56,116 --> 04:19:57,166
再糊涂一下

4070
04:20:01,766 --> 04:20:03,566
他只呼噜一小会

4071
04:20:05,450 --> 04:20:08,316
他不像有的猫一样跟发动机似的

4072
04:20:10,650 --> 04:20:13,116
thank you你们现在听很安静吗

4073
04:20:15,050 --> 04:20:16,283
你好呀

4074
04:20:49,850 --> 04:20:52,000
不要被这个叫花

4075
04:21:06,000 --> 04:21:08,400
适合什么也是

4076
04:21:09,483 --> 04:21:11,599
哎我觉得这种电台

4077
04:21:11,600 --> 04:21:14,166
要是可以留档那个什么

4078
04:21:15,883 --> 04:21:18,166
要是可以留到这个什么呢

4079
04:21:19,050 --> 04:21:21,483
弹幕ID就好了但是

4080
04:21:24,683 --> 04:21:26,599
是看直播就看不见

4081
04:21:30,450 --> 04:21:31,450
感觉不

4082
04:21:31,516 --> 04:21:35,316
不电台录播的观看观看体验不是很好

4083
04:21:42,166 --> 04:21:42,999
嗯

4084
04:21:44,716 --> 04:21:45,516
嗯

4085
04:21:47,483 --> 04:21:48,516
嗯

4086
04:21:56,050 --> 04:21:57,850
该睡觉了

4087
04:21:59,766 --> 04:22:02,516
不是那不是因为你不弹幕的话

4088
04:22:02,600 --> 04:22:03,716
那什么呢

4089
04:22:05,083 --> 04:22:06,649
啊不是不弹幕的话

4090
04:22:07,966 --> 04:22:10,116
呃不录播的话

4091
04:22:10,850 --> 04:22:11,916
还是可以看到弹幕

4092
04:22:11,916 --> 04:22:14,649
但是他就是一条一条飘过来的就是

4093
04:22:15,600 --> 04:22:17,716
视线没有多集中

4094
04:22:17,716 --> 04:22:21,199
的看某不能很集中的看看一个地方

4095
04:22:21,683 --> 04:22:23,249
像我平时不录

4096
04:22:23,250 --> 04:22:24,166
看看看录

4097
04:22:24,166 --> 04:22:27,249
播的话就可以直接看那个什么呃我

4098
04:22:27,250 --> 04:22:30,250
我那个什么我那边放出来的那个弹幕

4099
04:22:30,250 --> 04:22:31,050
池

4100
04:22:32,083 --> 04:22:33,849
熬不住了晚安晚安

4101
04:22:38,083 --> 04:22:40,399
不是你不是刚进入直播间吗你家熬

4102
04:22:40,400 --> 04:22:41,566
不住了我还以为

4103
04:22:41,650 --> 04:22:43,916
你看了很久然后说熬不住了

4104
04:22:46,683 --> 04:22:48,599
有超近的可能好吧

4105
04:22:53,566 --> 04:22:54,366
hmm

4106
04:23:00,166 --> 04:23:00,966
Do

4107
04:23:01,166 --> 04:23:02,999
听我说一句话就不就主播

4108
04:23:03,250 --> 04:23:05,966
声音有里面有那个什么安眠药是吧

4109
04:23:15,650 --> 04:23:19,366
哎呀大家竟然看直播看到这个点

4110
04:23:21,000 --> 04:23:23,850
真是令人意想不到呢

4111
04:23:30,650 --> 04:23:33,116
该睡觉了呢excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

4112
04:23:35,566 --> 04:23:38,166
我看一下这个还有个我要k歌啊

4113
04:23:40,000 --> 04:23:41,283
这怎么k啊

4114
04:24:01,483 --> 04:24:02,649
哎我看看

4115
04:24:05,400 --> 04:24:07,116
哦哦可以这样放歌

4116
04:24:18,116 --> 04:24:29,683
嘿你不意外他背影那么轻快

4117
04:24:32,800 --> 04:24:37,450
嘿要明白

4118
04:24:39,650 --> 04:24:44,483
若回来就会离开

4119
04:24:46,683 --> 04:24:49,199
世上唯一不变

4120
04:24:49,566 --> 04:24:52,999
是人都善变路过人间

4121
04:24:53,116 --> 04:24:59,516
爱都有期限天可怜见心碎在所难免

4122
04:25:01,450 --> 04:25:03,916
以为痛过几回

4123
04:25:04,250 --> 04:25:09,883
多了些修炼路过人间就懂得防卫

4124
04:25:10,250 --> 04:25:14,483
烧而惭愧梦境也有机会

4125
04:25:15,966 --> 04:25:17,916
就要沦陷

4126
04:25:21,166 --> 04:25:21,966
嘿

4127
04:25:23,516 --> 04:25:25,249
你在猜

4128
04:25:27,316 --> 04:25:32,399
他可曾想过回来

4129
04:25:35,883 --> 04:25:36,683
嘿

4130
04:25:38,400 --> 04:25:47,400
醒不来你很好她也不坏

4131
04:25:49,400 --> 04:25:55,683
快回眸的眼泪看昙花多美路过人间

4132
04:25:55,883 --> 04:26:02,199
我和你身边每段冬天都不过是擦肩

4133
04:26:04,166 --> 04:26:10,449
曾经辜负流泪别再到从前一个人捡

4134
04:26:11,050 --> 04:26:13,250
我只求一辈子

4135
04:26:14,366 --> 04:26:16,683
也许最后发现

4136
04:26:19,650 --> 04:26:20,450
亏欠

4137
04:26:49,766 --> 04:26:51,116
啊啊

4138
04:27:03,516 --> 04:27:09,566
面对爱和永远应该有幻觉路过人间

4139
04:27:09,966 --> 04:27:13,449
也在几十年只为了爱

4140
04:27:13,483 --> 04:27:15,966
能与昨天的岁月

4141
04:27:17,200 --> 04:27:20,650
浮生相遇一别

4142
04:27:20,883 --> 04:27:24,316
痴缠爱缠绵绕过人间

4143
04:27:24,566 --> 04:27:27,883
几轮转折携手一将

4144
04:27:28,200 --> 04:27:30,850
无非是戏里面

4145
04:27:32,483 --> 04:27:34,649
and you will learn

4146
04:27:40,400 --> 04:27:42,600
蓦然可怜

4147
04:27:47,516 --> 04:27:49,716
来这人间

4148
04:27:55,250 --> 04:27:58,050
you多浪费

4149
04:28:11,600 --> 04:28:13,450
赶紧把空调打开

4150
04:28:16,516 --> 04:28:17,316
哼

4151
04:28:19,166 --> 04:28:22,316
我空调遥控板no no

4152
04:28:26,083 --> 04:28:26,966
找不着了

4153
04:28:32,716 --> 04:28:34,449
这样也能好听啊

4154
04:28:35,283 --> 04:28:36,516
谢谢亲闺女

4155
04:28:36,766 --> 04:28:38,516
照伴教的掏空啊

4156
04:28:38,600 --> 04:28:41,800
谢谢你可要追追的圣诞精灵啊

4157
04:28:43,250 --> 04:28:45,450
小花花我就不念了啊

4158
04:28:45,800 --> 04:28:48,883
big bigger waiter piggle bigger waiter

4159
04:28:50,283 --> 04:28:53,683
没空调都不敢发弹幕了你装什么呢

4160
04:28:54,850 --> 04:28:58,400
我空调遥控板真不在啊我在这

4161
04:29:03,683 --> 04:29:05,249
我开空调了

4162
04:29:20,050 --> 04:29:20,850
哈哈

4163
04:29:38,883 --> 04:29:42,766
我们的爱情到这刚刚好

4164
04:29:48,650 --> 04:29:51,650
谢谢皮皮哥的亲密的10个小花花

4165
04:29:53,916 --> 04:29:58,083
换个静音空调哪有空调是静音的呀

4166
04:30:00,516 --> 04:30:01,516
嗯

4167
04:30:03,450 --> 04:30:07,966
只要把它开风开小一点就就就

4168
04:30:08,450 --> 04:30:11,400
就安静了手是故意的呀

4169
04:30:17,050 --> 04:30:19,050
定个闹钟我看看

4170
04:30:21,600 --> 04:30:24,766
哎呦我今天是多少号啊

4171
04:30:31,483 --> 04:30:34,116
蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦

4172
04:30:36,050 --> 04:30:37,916
什么叫原来这是空调音主播

4173
04:30:37,916 --> 04:30:40,516
说了一晚上你是一句不听啊

4174
04:30:42,166 --> 04:30:45,199
22号了妈妈的

4175
04:30:45,966 --> 04:30:49,599
我这么多事情没做怎么办哟

4176
04:30:49,850 --> 04:30:52,200
什么都来不及了

4177
04:31:17,566 --> 04:31:19,799
哎等一下我看一下私信啊

4178
04:31:22,883 --> 04:31:25,166
哎还真有人帮我想了那个

4179
04:31:25,400 --> 04:31:28,400
呃什么圣诞的那个什么

4180
04:31:30,116 --> 04:31:35,116
转盘我看看这是哈哈哈

4181
04:31:40,966 --> 04:31:44,083
good下他的这个转盘大家评论一下

4182
04:31:46,283 --> 04:31:47,566
为什么

4183
04:31:51,566 --> 04:31:54,849
主播说的吃药这个抽的干嘛呀

4184
04:31:56,366 --> 04:31:57,449
他他给我写

4185
04:31:57,450 --> 04:32:00,000
一些转盘能抽的东西一个是主播说的

4186
04:32:00,000 --> 04:32:02,200
吃药这个是转来干嘛呀

4187
04:32:02,683 --> 04:32:03,999
怎么吃药啊

4188
04:32:04,966 --> 04:32:05,849
这是我

4189
04:32:06,166 --> 04:32:09,649
我干嘛呢我现场说一句吃点药吧嘛

4190
04:32:10,000 --> 04:32:11,166
还是啥呀

4191
04:32:12,516 --> 04:32:16,799
你说呢这是有啥信心啊

4192
04:32:19,483 --> 04:32:21,566
me嗯嗯干嘛不允许嗯嗯

4193
04:32:22,766 --> 04:32:25,516
然后下一个是什么五子棋一把

4194
04:32:25,516 --> 04:32:27,399
这啥呀哈哈

4195
04:32:35,516 --> 04:32:36,283
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

4196
04:32:36,283 --> 04:32:37,366
罗子琪吧

4197
04:32:37,850 --> 04:32:39,283
点歌一首

4198
04:32:40,000 --> 04:32:42,166
手写昵称壁纸

4199
04:32:42,916 --> 04:32:44,166
呃怎么这么多谢谢

4200
04:32:44,166 --> 04:32:45,283
参与啊也太多谢谢

4201
04:32:45,283 --> 04:32:47,849
参与了吧这什么黑心转盘

4202
04:32:53,916 --> 04:32:56,883
不是这我看啊全是谢谢参与啊

4203
04:32:57,083 --> 04:32:58,966
好黑心啊这谁抽啊

4204
04:33:02,483 --> 04:33:05,366
铁哥你手没了吗啊是是是是呢

4205
04:33:07,650 --> 04:33:11,166
乐你还乐什么乐一半都是谢谢参与

4206
04:33:12,450 --> 04:33:14,516
一半都是谢谢参与啊

4207
04:33:25,000 --> 04:33:25,800
hmm

4208
04:33:29,083 --> 04:33:31,366
圣诞建议开场唱一会

4209
04:33:31,366 --> 04:33:34,049
啊先聊一会然后再唱几首歌

4210
04:33:34,200 --> 04:33:37,850
然后是转盘呃小游戏或者是粉丝投稿

4211
04:33:43,450 --> 04:33:44,850
换一下吧我想想

4212
04:33:45,083 --> 04:33:48,316
嗯开场先先小转盘一下

4213
04:33:48,400 --> 04:33:51,483
然后再小转盘一下然后再小转盘一下

4214
04:33:51,683 --> 04:33:52,849
然后说一下

4215
04:33:53,166 --> 04:33:55,283
谢一下礼物然后再小转盘一下

4216
04:33:55,850 --> 04:33:58,483
然后再小转盘一下然后晚安

4217
04:33:58,600 --> 04:34:01,650
拉扯一会然后再小转盘一下然后

4218
04:34:01,850 --> 04:34:03,800
呃那个什么卸下礼物

4219
04:34:03,883 --> 04:34:07,716
然后晚安然后又拉扯一下又小转盘

4220
04:34:07,966 --> 04:34:11,199
小转盘小转盘然后再小转五六次

4221
04:34:11,316 --> 04:34:12,366
然后最后

4222
04:34:12,766 --> 04:34:14,999
卸下礼物然后说说晚安

4223
04:34:15,116 --> 04:34:16,399
准备下播了又被挽留

4224
04:34:16,400 --> 04:34:18,083
然后又小转盘几下

4225
04:34:30,366 --> 04:34:31,199
怎么样呢

4226
04:34:32,050 --> 04:34:34,200
这不还有大奖吗大奖是什么呢

4227
04:34:34,716 --> 04:34:37,716
诱导消费哦美哥不行啊那不行

4228
04:34:38,966 --> 04:34:40,283
但是我就是

4229
04:34:44,083 --> 04:34:44,999
收回

4230
04:34:45,116 --> 04:34:48,199
OK你说的收回到时候就靠你了好吧

4231
04:34:55,316 --> 04:34:57,116
可亲近颜值

4232
04:34:57,516 --> 04:35:00,599
谁发言的时候说什么没人理我了

4233
04:35:00,600 --> 04:35:01,450
那不行

4234
04:35:04,283 --> 04:35:08,883
转盘来几个别走好吗是干嘛呢加播吗

4235
04:35:13,683 --> 04:35:14,166
就是抽不到

4236
04:35:14,166 --> 04:35:16,566
但是很想要的东西那比如说什么呢

4237
04:35:16,966 --> 04:35:19,249
有什么大家很想要的东西吗

4238
04:35:27,766 --> 04:35:28,999
笑死

4239
04:35:31,966 --> 04:35:33,283
啊

4240
04:35:42,000 --> 04:35:45,716
哎呦呦呦呦呦呦

4241
04:35:48,850 --> 04:35:49,650
说话

4242
04:35:53,000 --> 04:35:55,166
对想得到我也想不到啊

4243
04:35:55,800 --> 04:35:58,916
什么意思没有想要主的主播我有我瞧

4244
04:35:58,916 --> 04:36:00,316
的啊

4245
04:36:01,450 --> 04:36:02,850
是时候吸引一些

4246
04:36:02,883 --> 04:36:06,083
对主播有欲有求的关注再见了

4247
04:36:08,050 --> 04:36:11,483
陪伴我到现在的老粉们再见了大家

4248
04:36:19,250 --> 04:36:23,450
噔噔谢谢雨豆的粉丝灯牌

4249
04:36:26,116 --> 04:36:29,849
哼哼哼哼哼哼

4250
04:36:30,966 --> 04:36:31,766
等一下啊

4251
04:36:31,800 --> 04:36:33,316
我再测试一下我到后

4252
04:36:33,316 --> 04:36:34,849
台你们还能看到吗

4253
04:36:34,883 --> 04:36:37,166
哈喽哈喽能听到吗大家

4254
04:36:43,800 --> 04:36:44,766
um uh okay

4255
04:36:47,316 --> 04:36:49,766
嘟嘟嘟嘟

4256
04:36:52,600 --> 04:36:55,366
不能那就下播了吧反正也不能听到

4257
04:37:02,250 --> 04:37:03,850
是时候去看看别人

4258
04:37:03,850 --> 04:37:06,166
的转盘在转些什么东西了

4259
04:37:13,916 --> 04:37:15,916
OK excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

4260
04:37:20,716 --> 04:37:21,966
不是不是

4261
04:37:22,800 --> 04:37:23,650
OK

4262
04:37:25,083 --> 04:37:28,683
啊现在还有人在直播吗我看看

4263
04:37:32,283 --> 04:37:34,966
OK真不容易啊现在还在直播

4264
04:37:39,166 --> 04:37:39,966
UGH

4265
04:37:49,316 --> 04:37:53,599
低调别的有点肚子痛快去上厕所呀

4266
04:37:56,050 --> 04:37:56,200
可

4267
04:37:56,200 --> 04:37:59,366
是2,000倍的但他那些我没有那些东西

4268
04:38:00,000 --> 04:38:02,516
他那什么李本李李

4269
04:38:02,683 --> 04:38:05,249
英文什么壁纸什么的我也没有啊

4270
04:38:05,800 --> 04:38:10,116
那个什么而且他那个m u a我也没有啊

4271
04:38:12,250 --> 04:38:15,450
我什么都没有

4272
04:38:18,200 --> 04:38:19,050
哦我想想

4273
04:38:21,000 --> 04:38:22,966
而且他还有什么呢我想想

4274
04:38:36,566 --> 04:38:38,566
but三个版本但是

4275
04:38:39,483 --> 04:38:40,883
那个图已经给你们看

4276
04:38:40,883 --> 04:38:43,199
过了应该没有新鲜感了吧

4277
04:38:46,916 --> 04:38:49,683
OK那个差别其实不大来着他就多了一

4278
04:38:49,683 --> 04:38:53,166
个他就只是多了一个那个

4279
04:38:53,600 --> 04:38:55,850
我小腹的花纹罢了

4280
04:39:21,600 --> 04:39:23,083
啥意思呢

4281
04:39:23,166 --> 04:39:27,166
就是圣诞上剑的话可以得到女版的

4282
04:39:27,250 --> 04:39:28,850
那个版本的吗

4283
04:39:30,283 --> 04:39:32,566
我也不知道你但那个图

4284
04:39:32,566 --> 04:39:35,116
已经给大家看过了我感觉那啥吧

4285
04:39:40,250 --> 04:39:44,200
Huh莎莎嘿莎莎嘿

4286
04:39:54,366 --> 04:39:58,049
不能上街了无所谓我会

4287
04:39:58,766 --> 04:40:01,083
嗯吸引别的冰箱睡

4288
04:40:02,116 --> 04:40:02,916
哼

4289
04:40:06,516 --> 04:40:08,316
快出来理理我

4290
04:40:08,400 --> 04:40:11,050
再不出来理我我要下播了

4291
04:40:21,566 --> 04:40:22,366
OK抽奖

4292
04:40:22,366 --> 04:40:24,883
一次那你再帮我想想还要抽点啥

4293
04:40:25,716 --> 04:40:27,799
完我私信发好吧

4294
04:40:28,683 --> 04:40:32,083
哈哎呀你们都不说话不理我是吧

4295
04:40:33,516 --> 04:40:34,483
哼哼

4296
04:40:35,850 --> 04:40:36,883
哼哼

4297
04:40:46,850 --> 04:40:47,966
哼哼哼

4298
04:40:49,483 --> 04:40:53,049
哎呀 4个小时40分钟了

4299
04:40:53,250 --> 04:40:55,916
差不多是时候该下播了

4300
04:41:01,316 --> 04:41:02,116
hmm

4301
04:41:10,116 --> 04:41:11,566
之前的音声吗

4302
04:41:11,883 --> 04:41:13,649
这是感兴趣的大家

4303
04:41:13,683 --> 04:41:16,599
都不那个什么都听过了吧

4304
04:41:17,483 --> 04:41:19,566
之前的音声

4305
04:41:26,800 --> 04:41:29,000
here行吧先记下来了

4306
04:41:32,400 --> 04:41:35,566
5点了那我睡觉了拜拜大家

4307
04:41:40,800 --> 04:41:43,766
主播好难播主播只是

4308
04:41:45,250 --> 04:41:46,200
那个啥

4309
04:41:50,716 --> 04:41:53,599
那个什么有一点那个什么

4310
04:41:59,683 --> 04:42:00,249
thank you

4311
04:42:00,250 --> 04:42:05,600
没想到中线10点10:40吧10:4010点10:50吧

4312
04:42:06,450 --> 04:42:07,766
睡个6个小时

4313
04:42:16,250 --> 04:42:16,850
我情商

4314
04:42:16,850 --> 04:42:19,716
情感上有点缺失可能脑子有点问题

4315
04:42:20,000 --> 04:42:21,166
11点好了

4316
04:42:21,766 --> 04:42:23,849
至少还是要睡睡睡个

4317
04:42:24,200 --> 04:42:28,366
啊6个小时还是能必须得睡到的呢

4318
04:42:31,200 --> 04:42:32,200
11点

4319
04:42:32,916 --> 04:42:34,116
跟11点

4320
04:42:34,883 --> 04:42:38,566
不可能11:0分十一点九分

4321
04:42:39,650 --> 04:42:45,366
11:10 十十五分

4322
04:42:47,000 --> 04:42:48,916
我有事情要做啊

4323
04:42:49,200 --> 04:42:53,850
我不做完的话我的人生就完蛋了

4324
04:42:58,050 --> 04:43:01,483
do you have a pet我得努力你懂吗

4325
04:43:03,366 --> 04:43:06,566
不努力做到一些事情的话

4326
04:43:07,483 --> 04:43:10,116
我就完蛋了

4327
04:43:12,450 --> 04:43:13,250
就

4328
04:43:15,366 --> 04:43:21,566
夜生涯继续不下去了大家也就走掉了

4329
04:43:22,250 --> 04:43:25,250
就没人看直播了

4330
04:43:26,283 --> 04:43:27,199
就

4331
04:43:30,050 --> 04:43:31,650
完蛋了这是我

4332
04:43:32,916 --> 04:43:34,883
看第四个闹钟应该OK了

4333
04:43:37,600 --> 04:43:39,916
oh哦哦哦哦

4334
04:43:41,516 --> 04:43:43,399
有个痘啊

4335
04:43:44,116 --> 04:43:45,566
好严重的后果

4336
04:43:46,683 --> 04:43:47,483
等等

4337
04:44:07,116 --> 04:44:09,199
Day努力的说

4338
04:44:12,716 --> 04:44:13,916
啊那要睡了

4339
04:44:27,283 --> 04:44:30,516
oh嗯嗯嗯

4340
04:44:31,516 --> 04:44:33,283
要是我明天可以

4341
04:44:33,283 --> 04:44:36,199
起床之后把事情做的很快然后

4342
04:44:36,283 --> 04:44:41,449
晚上来嗯直播就好了但是感觉

4343
04:44:41,800 --> 04:44:45,366
可能明天不步都走不完

4344
04:45:09,883 --> 04:45:12,649
what怎么办你

4345
04:45:18,400 --> 04:45:20,283
那就晚安了大家

4346
04:45:25,766 --> 04:45:26,316
电影结束

4347
04:45:26,316 --> 04:45:29,649
今天的岁月恐惧明天到来是你的呢

4348
04:45:32,916 --> 04:45:34,849
猫睡着了的

4349
04:45:42,716 --> 04:45:45,049
but拜拜大家希望

4350
04:45:45,600 --> 04:45:50,850
希望这个月也能顺顺利利的结束呢

4351
04:45:53,316 --> 04:45:55,999
就小真的走了

4352
04:46:00,316 --> 04:46:02,566
向上天祈祷了我

4353
04:46:03,916 --> 04:46:05,083
please

4354
04:46:12,450 --> 04:46:15,250
晚安看到现在的大家

4355
04:46:16,050 --> 04:46:17,316
拜拜

4356
04:46:21,450 --> 04:46:24,566
拜拜拜拜拜拜谢谢

4357
04:46:24,566 --> 04:46:27,849
你有粉的星河入梦啊一秒入梦了

4358
04:46:31,916 --> 04:46:34,366
拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜

4359
04:46:34,683 --> 04:46:37,516
你能教他的会有头像和落寞啊

4360
04:46:37,766 --> 04:46:39,249
一秒入梦了

4361
04:46:43,516 --> 04:46:44,316
OK

4362
04:46:45,200 --> 04:46:46,966
谢谢婴儿小电声的

4363
04:46:50,683 --> 04:46:52,399
星河若梦啊

4364
04:46:53,166 --> 04:46:54,316
已睡着

4365
04:46:56,850 --> 04:46:57,766
啪啪啪啪啪啪

4366
04:46:58,400 --> 04:47:02,650
祝大家明天12点前能醒来吧

4367
04:47:07,450 --> 04:47:08,250
啊

4368
04:47:09,050 --> 04:47:09,850
晚安晚安

4369
04:47:10,050 --> 04:47:12,683
拜拜拜拜晚安拜拜拜拜拜拜

4370
04:47:12,850 --> 04:47:14,083
喂喂喂喂喂

4371
04:47:15,283 --> 04:47:16,399
挂了挂了

4372
04:47:17,083 --> 04:47:18,516
挂了挂了挂了

4373
04:47:20,850 --> 04:47:22,083
晚安拜

4374
04:47:22,766 --> 04:47:23,566
比个心

4375
04:47:24,366 --> 04:47:25,399
拜拜