1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:23,166 嘎达词艺德耶亚格阿达达卡古店 2 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:30,999 古梦里曼陀罗佛都空哆啦斯哆 3 00:00:32,683 --> 00:00:38,533 伊哆伊哆里的伊哆 4 00:00:39,283 --> 00:00:41,483 无敌难联难以乱麻 5 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,050 当你四五第一 6 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,883 黑土先挤灭的路 7 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:57,483 古老又来一起棒嘎嘎呀一天又一朵花 8 00:00:58,333 --> 00:00:59,766 多又可惜一点 9 00:01:09,933 --> 00:01:10,933 一点 10 00:01:13,966 --> 00:01:17,483 oh no no so i won't take it now 11 00:01:34,850 --> 00:01:40,400 ah that couldn't see equal to the Nazi that she could bear 12 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:45,199 i'm not that liketo eat 13 00:01:45,283 --> 00:01:47,533 find the moon please secure 14 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:58,283 i'm gonna take on me shows if you think i'll find out minecity 15 00:02:00,650 --> 00:02:03,200 oh na na 16 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,650 na na na 17 00:02:13,483 --> 00:02:15,799 or no no no no 18 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:37,399 take me take me to the place 19 00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:55,050 let me tell you all i wish she's a he got that you know 20 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:58,283 oh i see i go go no more 21 00:02:58,366 --> 00:03:00,766 so i gotalk to me 22 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:14,766 let me in the air you're in my hosie 23 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:22,799 i see my gold quarter mountain 24 00:03:56,483 --> 00:03:57,166 依旧 25 00:03:57,166 --> 00:04:00,966 我只在乎你想不想要拥有啊 26 00:04:00,966 --> 00:04:01,849 哈喽哈喽 27 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:03,083 大家晚上好 28 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:09,166 我能听到吗 29 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:12,883 哈喽哈喽 30 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:19,083 我走开的快乐 31 00:04:24,083 --> 00:04:25,449 晚上好啊 32 00:04:29,650 --> 00:04:31,483 大家今天干了什么呢 33 00:04:33,966 --> 00:04:36,399 我感觉感觉自己声音好陌生啊 34 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,450 你没有觉得吗 35 00:04:37,683 --> 00:04:41,333 年轻心不定又能怎么办boy 36 00:04:41,733 --> 00:04:44,599 有什么话开不了口 37 00:04:45,283 --> 00:04:47,199 我只是有脑想过通通 38 00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:50,883 自由自由后又想拥有 39 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,166 你有没有觉得我声音很陌生啊 40 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:56,049 突然觉得我自己听着感觉好陌生啊 41 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,883 现在要一个人颤抖 42 00:05:05,650 --> 00:05:07,400 谢谢一般路过 43 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,966 哎呀我忘记了之前还知道怎么读来着 44 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:13,799 一般一般路过鲅鱼喵是吗 45 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:15,683 谢谢你的s c 46 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:17,333 谢谢你哦 47 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,883 谢谢好事的情书谢谢咱们的小花花 48 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:22,800 嗯 49 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:27,533 啊不大声玩有点不熟悉了 50 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:34,166 等一下调下音量有点大声 51 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:37,283 这睡着觉了吗 52 00:05:37,283 --> 00:05:38,083 哎 53 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:39,166 不大声啊 54 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:40,883 哈喽对哈哈 55 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:42,766 啊 56 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,766 想想要哪种心态的 57 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:51,283 咱们大一点的还是小一点的 58 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:53,450 要把灯暖一下 59 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:54,283 最好 60 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,400 的 61 00:06:00,766 --> 00:06:01,566 借 62 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,600 口 63 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:07,933 哎呀我调一下那个什么 64 00:06:09,766 --> 00:06:11,199 空调开大大了 65 00:06:14,733 --> 00:06:15,766 头像是本人吗 66 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:16,566 是呀 67 00:06:17,450 --> 00:06:18,966 这样挺好的吗晴儿 68 00:06:19,883 --> 00:06:20,683 哎呦 69 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,400 你先先唱一下好了 70 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:26,050 但是 71 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,966 哎呦就学了两首歌 72 00:06:31,083 --> 00:06:32,649 加湿器还没买呢 73 00:06:33,533 --> 00:06:35,733 太难选了哎呦太麻烦了 74 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:38,850 没有元气 75 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:40,333 有点异地了 76 00:06:41,133 --> 00:06:41,933 最近 77 00:06:42,933 --> 00:06:45,283 就是呃学两首歌吗 78 00:06:45,283 --> 00:06:46,483 但是有一首歌 79 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,566 感觉完全没有休息的地方 80 00:06:48,650 --> 00:06:50,283 反正我可以唱的很烂的 81 00:06:50,283 --> 00:06:52,533 庄严者先唱那个吧那就 82 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:57,450 嗯 83 00:07:02,650 --> 00:07:03,450 你想 84 00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:07,933 我离开世界的那一天你一定会流泪 85 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,683 在我的照片 86 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,083 稍等片刻 87 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,166 哈哈哈学两手太强了 88 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,166 不知道哪里强啊 89 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:22,450 一下 90 00:07:25,533 --> 00:07:26,333 OK 91 00:07:27,450 --> 00:07:28,283 你看看 92 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,366 哎呀你看 93 00:07:32,766 --> 00:07:34,333 这个背景的问题 94 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:36,450 我来看 95 00:07:39,966 --> 00:07:40,333 嗨 96 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:43,599 这个背景也有这个这个紫色啊不太好 97 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,966 不太不太不太妙not good 98 00:07:47,566 --> 00:07:49,799 哎我我的妈怎么回事 99 00:07:50,050 --> 00:07:52,000 你们现在看是黑屏的吗 100 00:07:52,683 --> 00:07:54,599 很讨厌很讨厌很讨厌 101 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,366 这个酷狗真的有神经病啊 102 00:07:56,366 --> 00:07:58,399 老是动不动他就那个啥了 103 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:04,400 很讨厌他很讨厌他他动不动他就黑屏 104 00:08:04,933 --> 00:08:06,399 烦烦死了 105 00:08:07,766 --> 00:08:10,366 我没手忙脚乱啊这个酷狗他有问题 106 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:11,366 好吧不知 107 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,399 道他为什么 108 00:08:14,966 --> 00:08:15,999 老麻烦了 109 00:08:17,966 --> 00:08:18,766 调调先 110 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:25,800 你这样 111 00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:29,566 哎不行不行不行 112 00:08:30,733 --> 00:08:33,799 这个背景要紫色啊not good not good哈哈哈 113 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:34,966 good 114 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:38,400 呃不是很不是很理想啊 115 00:08:39,883 --> 00:08:42,366 哎呀这个字都被狗啃了吗 116 00:08:42,366 --> 00:08:43,166 是 117 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,883 哎呀 118 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,600 换个背景试试呢 119 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:50,050 不行 120 00:08:50,566 --> 00:08:51,766 我放一下看看 121 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,083 嗨呀 122 00:08:55,966 --> 00:08:57,566 哈哈哈 123 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,933 让我看看还有没有什么别的问题 124 00:09:00,366 --> 00:09:01,199 这样呢 125 00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:02,999 他就也不对啊 126 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,600 这谁的问题呢啊 127 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,683 嗯嗯我知道了我知道了 128 00:09:07,766 --> 00:09:09,166 嗨呀我的 129 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,333 也不太行也不太正不太正常啊 130 00:09:12,483 --> 00:09:13,049 哎 131 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:14,400 那还是晚上吧 132 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:16,250 将就吧 133 00:09:18,566 --> 00:09:21,399 看一下你们能听到我空调的声音吗 134 00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:24,333 能听到吗 135 00:09:24,366 --> 00:09:25,999 空调太恐怖了 136 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,133 声音太大了 137 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:31,649 哎呀我得把我的小本本拿出来啊 138 00:09:33,683 --> 00:09:34,483 啊 139 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:37,999 这半天我失恋的哎喽 140 00:09:41,483 --> 00:09:45,533 我忘记闭麦了啊哎我在在这嗯嗯嗯 141 00:09:48,966 --> 00:09:50,049 看啊 142 00:09:50,683 --> 00:09:51,533 啊 143 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,399 嗯嗯哎呀 144 00:10:11,966 --> 00:10:15,599 i'm not the one you see me don't 145 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:21,766 get there 146 00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:26,883 magic water na 147 00:10:33,683 --> 00:10:34,483 na 148 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,200 na na 149 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:46,883 rushy 150 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,400 night 151 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,049 oh no no no 152 00:10:55,933 --> 00:10:56,733 no 153 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:00,083 kicked out there could you know 154 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:03,849 can't hear my money he'd be care no more keep on 155 00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:07,933 and i saw the jam so they jump out of the dead and good 156 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:12,333 oh i got me tied up oh so 157 00:11:15,933 --> 00:11:28,133 they're not equal 158 00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:31,850 摩多店某 159 00:11:51,566 --> 00:11:54,449 把戏我的戏刚撒kick 160 00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:56,483 你光速猎拥 161 00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:16,533 阿娜特瓦又完美五荷一堆 162 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:24,399 我的希望迷恋可不惜得赛过可爱 163 00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:38,933 call me samura 164 00:12:41,366 --> 00:12:48,683 damn more money he took 165 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:54,333 西塞纳卡卡卡路克娜达嗦 166 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,799 利加嗦利加玛达咧 167 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,600 Coco Coco Coco coco coco 168 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,933 CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO 169 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,050 CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO 170 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,200 CO CO CO CO CO CO CO CO 171 00:13:08,966 --> 00:13:09,766 CO 172 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:14,283 看我卡拉ooh e my mind 173 00:13:14,883 --> 00:13:18,449 i should be throwin'in 174 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:23,733 the cloud land 175 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,366 i don't need nobody no more no cost 176 00:13:29,966 --> 00:13:33,649 oh lord i need girl don't worry bout oh oh 177 00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:37,333 my dear girl 178 00:13:40,883 --> 00:13:41,683 i 179 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,200 saw more oh oh oh 180 00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,133 i need god more than care 181 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:53,883 don't know she don't know 182 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:58,483 she don't know she don't 183 00:14:00,933 --> 00:14:03,649 know she don't 184 00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:06,766 know 185 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,799 oh no 186 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,200 don't it keep that call 187 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,133 哎 188 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:36,533 哎好烦啊他一直弄我手机 189 00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,799 我又要弄手机又要看歌词 190 00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:40,566 哎气死我了 191 00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:42,483 哎 192 00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,649 我想炸麦刚是没有调好 193 00:14:50,883 --> 00:14:53,366 我唱歌的时候我我我现在 194 00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:57,283 你别弄了啊啊啊啊啊 195 00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:02,733 啊 196 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:04,850 啊 197 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,200 啊 198 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:07,883 啊 199 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,333 还是有点炸 200 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,000 哎呀 201 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,083 啊 202 00:15:17,766 --> 00:15:19,566 那应该现在应该好了 203 00:15:20,883 --> 00:15:22,733 晚上好晚上好 204 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,366 啊还有一首来着 205 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,166 但是感觉唱的更差了 206 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:27,566 没事 207 00:15:27,566 --> 00:15:29,933 到时候这个开了之后再唱一下吧 208 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:31,599 我还蛮喜欢这首歌的 209 00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:34,533 你会重新再唱的晚上好晚上好 210 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,566 喝点水先 211 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:42,850 不是放桌子是他 212 00:15:45,283 --> 00:15:48,849 老是无影手然后掏掏我的这个手机 213 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,283 哎另外一手感觉肯定更烂了 214 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,883 本来还以为这个那个啥呢 215 00:15:54,883 --> 00:15:56,449 这个能够那个啥的 216 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,049 哎那个时候我肯定唱的巨烂 217 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:01,483 大家因为什么呢 218 00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:04,599 因因为我的那个什么我的那个什么 219 00:16:04,683 --> 00:16:07,166 我的那个什么新换头像现在才发现吗 220 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,366 因为我的那个啥 221 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,766 我的气很短啊我的气很短 222 00:16:11,766 --> 00:16:12,683 晚上好晚上好 223 00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:13,649 我的气很短都 224 00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:15,450 反正他这个没啥休息的地方 225 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:16,966 感觉反正肯定会死 226 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,683 会死的很惨 227 00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:20,650 啊 228 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,133 啊 229 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:27,250 等等啊 230 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,566 找找歌词 231 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,333 哼 232 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,600 okay 233 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,133 ah ah we arenow 234 00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:45,283 5 235 00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:53,683 oh 236 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,200 哼 237 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,566 啊啊 238 00:17:06,283 --> 00:17:07,083 啊 239 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,400 okay 240 00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:28,533 等一下等一下找不着怎么可能 241 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:35,533 where did you go all'cause me so that i'm moving to god 242 00:17:35,883 --> 00:17:37,533 i'm say to no star girl 243 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,966 why does she know when they need he knows god knows i'm 244 00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:46,199 oh i do don't call oh nigga e 245 00:17:57,283 --> 00:18:00,999 卖部西古瓦那5台油我so we go on 246 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,283 他能低俗又乌鸦 247 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:07,333 给你惊爹毒查卡米基尼 248 00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:12,449 u里u来l a脱u的路卡给了我 249 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:15,649 阿娜塔达kid got lucid duct kid 250 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:28,366 he me too i do 251 00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:46,399 moodoo mooo moo moo 252 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:51,166 玻璃屋去锁你拿着东南和西一锁底 253 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,166 看阿姨纳纳河看你 254 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:56,483 纳尼木伊勒纳伊诺 255 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,599 阿纳达伊噶伊玛西克 256 00:18:59,283 --> 00:19:00,083 纳尔玛伊 257 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,850 普通西藏一朵一马瓦迪 258 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,800 so列girl达西能迪斯卡 259 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:09,133 so darling moon till i come to god 260 00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:16,766 you're not even you're not 261 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,200 your love 262 00:19:22,883 --> 00:19:25,049 not to wonder what they want 263 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:31,850 it's more money got not to see the king of gin and i knew 264 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,766 7字字那个歌 265 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:40,166 马路卡k大河岸边东我西店摩 266 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:43,733 阿纳塔尼阿姨塔伊哈纳贝贝 267 00:19:45,766 --> 00:19:50,566 hey k now there's son now go do a moony now he won't be 268 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,566 she won't i'm not that you're so she go 269 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,883 she's got the couple side 270 00:19:54,133 --> 00:20:00,933 so she did what does she want but what to my toy 271 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:08,733 my booty come on don't you worry sorry girl i'm not 272 00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:17,250 talkin'to you 273 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,400 你哭一幕有我此一游 274 00:20:48,733 --> 00:20:50,966 红列店有苦我年纪 275 00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:53,366 你苏拉巴木与度卡拉 276 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,483 写词拉萨卡我的喜怒母念你一诺嘎达 277 00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:03,766 大自大无哇度多渴望你大 278 00:21:08,483 --> 00:21:09,283 义 279 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,766 girl girl she's so you don't hear my walking solid girl 280 00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:21,450 what the seems to come so girl 281 00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:25,166 哪次错哪看见的路口 282 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,283 有哪里有哪有骆驼 283 00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:32,566 阿瓦衣卡给了我阿罗达达给我明阿姐 284 00:21:32,566 --> 00:21:36,766 Kila de Kila de孔EMIU我所k o 285 00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:55,933 等一下修理个猫 286 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,566 i'm gonna get high girl 287 00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:09,050 i'm your nigga i'm yours 288 00:22:10,850 --> 00:22:18,733 oh i'm young naked 289 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,050 好烦啊他 290 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,566 谢谢能一点的小花谢谢有没有的打扣 291 00:22:34,566 --> 00:22:35,133 谢谢教官 292 00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:37,733 你们的小花花谢谢你哦 293 00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:39,766 打麻将的旅行日记 294 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:44,283 你哦谢谢苹果切开我口的呃七彩全啊 295 00:22:44,283 --> 00:22:46,333 谢谢你啊啊啊 296 00:22:46,483 --> 00:22:49,449 谢谢九哥你们的呃璀璨烟火 297 00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:50,533 谢谢你啊 298 00:22:51,283 --> 00:22:52,083 啊谢谢天哥 299 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:52,533 你的大哥 300 00:22:52,533 --> 00:22:53,849 随风的鸟位置中的大哥 301 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:54,966 谢谢米亚的加油 302 00:22:54,966 --> 00:22:55,483 加油 303 00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:57,966 谢谢冰夜香草拿铁的粉丝灯牌随风你 304 00:22:58,333 --> 00:22:59,083 的牛啊 305 00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:00,966 威廉斯的雨的大哥那一朵的小花天哥 306 00:23:00,966 --> 00:23:01,766 你的大哥 307 00:23:02,483 --> 00:23:05,083 我的五哥打扣呃悬疑的 308 00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:06,999 打扣5米58的小花花 309 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:09,450 哼 310 00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:10,766 晚上好晚上好 311 00:23:11,283 --> 00:23:13,333 不是在那个什么清唱一下吧 312 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:14,133 哎 313 00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:16,333 明天我想想 314 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:19,200 那我想明天找那个什么呃 315 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,250 混音的那个什么 316 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,333 师傅再给我调一下这个机架 317 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:23,133 总感觉 318 00:23:23,483 --> 00:23:26,999 不是很理想啊这个这个这个那个什么 319 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,166 哎明天大家我明天有很多事做 320 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:30,966 我明天终于要去弄那个什么 321 00:23:30,966 --> 00:23:32,399 我妈终于有空了 322 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,800 所以去弄那个啥 323 00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:36,333 呃去把那个什么移动给注销了 324 00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,566 狠狠的注销 325 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:40,450 然后去办一个那个什么电信的 326 00:23:42,483 --> 00:23:44,333 怎么样牛不牛 327 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,050 哈哈 328 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,250 然后我还想去把那个啥 329 00:23:59,366 --> 00:24:02,166 把空调修修修理一下 330 00:24:03,366 --> 00:24:05,283 买个八爪鱼路由器啊 331 00:24:05,283 --> 00:24:07,599 这是路由器不不不换的呀 332 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,133 你以为我要换路由器的吗 333 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,850 谢谢通通令你投靠百花树 334 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,000 谢谢你哦 335 00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:20,849 那什么清唱一下啊啊 336 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,883 确实唱的不是很好来着 337 00:24:30,966 --> 00:24:32,849 太长了这首歌一句话 338 00:24:32,850 --> 00:24:34,883 他我都不知道他那个怎么唱的呀 339 00:24:34,883 --> 00:24:36,799 就感觉怎么一句话这么长 340 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,283 那个到底在哪换气啊 341 00:24:38,283 --> 00:24:40,649 这个歌我当时学的时候就感觉预 342 00:24:40,650 --> 00:24:43,600 就已经预估到这个灾难性的一刻了 343 00:24:46,883 --> 00:24:51,333 lady you're cool 344 00:24:58,650 --> 00:25:03,600 oh lady 345 00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:13,000 马布西克王楼塔有我所 346 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:13,483 列 347 00:25:13,483 --> 00:25:14,999 高那塔南 348 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:17,733 铁索优雅给你进 349 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:18,733 电流撒 350 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,566 你看你看这句话 351 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:22,966 你看这句话 352 00:25:23,683 --> 00:25:25,199 你听啊这句话 353 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,250 毛布西口我都带有我 354 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,283 他到这里才能换 355 00:25:39,966 --> 00:25:41,483 太长了 356 00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:48,449 我唱的气氛都没了 357 00:25:49,800 --> 00:26:09,050 my boosie couranos 358 00:26:15,850 --> 00:26:18,250 然后为什么这个k也会破音呢 359 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,000 哈哈哈 360 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,683 认真讲解一下 361 00:26:21,683 --> 00:26:23,999 我当时学的时候就觉得啊 362 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,966 不妙不妙 363 00:26:24,966 --> 00:26:26,483 为什么呢但是 364 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,366 马布西宫王罗达 365 00:26:28,366 --> 00:26:32,199 有我苏里嘎阿达他能得斯优雅克尼 366 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,083 今天古萨卡密奇尼 367 00:26:34,933 --> 00:26:37,249 有哪有里有哪有骆驼 368 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,566 有勒路卡牵了我阿娜塔 369 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:41,966 他这气口非常小 370 00:26:41,966 --> 00:26:44,999 只能小吸一口啊那他他给我我吃了 371 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,366 k哪里k哪里 372 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,133 那次没有4K呦 373 00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:51,133 然后他这个到那次没有 374 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:54,283 然后到4K哦这间他的气口非常非常小 375 00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:55,566 就你吸不够气的话 376 00:26:55,566 --> 00:26:57,966 就就就唱不好歌就顶不上去 377 00:26:57,966 --> 00:27:00,366 然后就很容易那个什么破音啊 378 00:27:01,883 --> 00:27:03,999 记得太快了他这个 379 00:27:04,733 --> 00:27:05,133 不知道 380 00:27:05,133 --> 00:27:07,649 他这首歌我当时还特意去搜了一下 381 00:27:07,650 --> 00:27:09,283 就是有没有那个 382 00:27:09,283 --> 00:27:11,683 那个什么虚拟主播现场唱这首歌 383 00:27:11,683 --> 00:27:13,083 然后会唱成什么样 384 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,766 然后发现很少人唱这个 385 00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:15,799 我不知道是不是他们也 386 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,250 发现了这个问题 387 00:27:18,283 --> 00:27:21,283 按理说这首歌还还挺火的来着对吧 388 00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,166 眺望着 389 00:27:26,533 --> 00:27:28,283 那换气教学这不是换气的问题 390 00:27:28,283 --> 00:27:29,249 这个是那个啥 391 00:27:29,283 --> 00:27:31,933 呃这个纯纯靠那个什么吧 392 00:27:31,933 --> 00:27:34,166 就是你的气息够不够之类的 393 00:27:35,450 --> 00:27:37,483 降调的还好一些吗 394 00:27:37,850 --> 00:27:40,050 没有没有降不降调感觉 395 00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:42,799 那个啥不大不大问 396 00:27:43,050 --> 00:27:45,133 主要是看自己那个什么呃 397 00:27:45,133 --> 00:27:46,599 那个什么腹部力量 398 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,166 这种腹部力量基本上为0啊 399 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:52,683 呃老师之前那个什么让我肚子使力 400 00:27:52,766 --> 00:27:54,366 然后然后他那个什么 401 00:27:54,366 --> 00:27:56,799 他说你平时是完全不运动的吗 402 00:27:57,283 --> 00:28:01,449 我说还还真是这都给你知道了哈哈 403 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,250 梅树下突然发了芽 404 00:28:08,533 --> 00:28:11,249 美得不像话 405 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,049 每天咬字少出点气吗 406 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:24,049 他是他是那种是你要腹部支撑着然后 407 00:28:26,683 --> 00:28:28,599 就是那个大便和你咳嗽 408 00:28:28,650 --> 00:28:31,333 呃就是你找那个腹部支撑就是 409 00:28:32,366 --> 00:28:33,733 就是腹部支撑 410 00:28:33,850 --> 00:28:35,733 就是你腹部支撑不够的话 411 00:28:35,733 --> 00:28:37,766 呃气息就会不够用来着 412 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,483 多久没仰卧起坐了 413 00:28:40,483 --> 00:28:44,083 就像之前直播中做了5那个什么 414 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:46,599 给你们证明我一分钟可以做多少个 415 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,883 那一次就只有那一次 416 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:49,733 天 417 00:28:49,733 --> 00:28:53,683 的晴来得这么决定 418 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:56,283 因为你美得好 419 00:28:56,366 --> 00:28:56,999 一生哎 420 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:57,600 就是发 421 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,566 发出这个声音就能感受到他的支撑了 422 00:29:04,733 --> 00:29:07,449 哎我昨天晚上随机到这首歌好好听啊 423 00:29:11,933 --> 00:29:13,766 这首歌竟然是才出的吗 424 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,366 刘荣浩好牛啊 425 00:29:15,366 --> 00:29:18,399 他就是我大家我对所有那个什么啊 426 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,966 唱歌本身确实确实 427 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:22,200 唱歌好像唱多久多久能减肥 428 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,733 减多少卡路里来着 429 00:29:23,733 --> 00:29:25,799 我之前那个什么看过来着 430 00:29:27,283 --> 00:29:28,366 这首歌还是这首歌 431 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:30,649 竟然是11月份才出的 432 00:29:31,650 --> 00:29:34,050 好听喜欢这首 433 00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:37,449 哎我对这所有那种什么 434 00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:39,050 就是出道很久的歌手 435 00:29:39,050 --> 00:29:40,933 然后还能还能 436 00:29:41,483 --> 00:29:43,966 别咬了还能发 437 00:29:43,966 --> 00:29:47,599 发出一首很好听的歌的歌手都 438 00:29:47,683 --> 00:29:48,883 都很崇拜啊 439 00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:50,049 更好 440 00:29:51,283 --> 00:29:54,483 果肉配焦糖的温柔 441 00:29:54,766 --> 00:29:57,249 再几个春秋 442 00:29:58,566 --> 00:29:59,683 我为你 443 00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:02,049 谢谢叶北川的小花花 444 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,566 谢谢咱们上场2掌柜的小花花 445 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,250 问个地球啊别管那我今天没吃呢 446 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,883 我感觉今天好饿啊 447 00:30:22,883 --> 00:30:26,333 我妈今晚上回回了家都没做饭 448 00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:28,599 吃了一点点香肠 449 00:30:28,683 --> 00:30:31,366 太那个啥了太我妈比 450 00:30:31,766 --> 00:30:32,933 想说他比我还懒 451 00:30:32,933 --> 00:30:35,249 但我妈确实不是一个很懒的人 452 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:38,799 啊切片1分39秒左右可以吗 453 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,600 可以的呀 454 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,766 怎么感觉好像你是在给我打工 455 00:30:41,850 --> 00:30:42,650 的 456 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,166 可以可以 457 00:30:44,366 --> 00:30:45,249 潇洒 458 00:30:45,733 --> 00:30:47,683 合照一张 459 00:30:48,533 --> 00:30:49,483 那有一点烧烤 460 00:30:49,483 --> 00:30:51,849 我昨天晚饭吃的烧烤你们知道吗 461 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,200 不是我在想怎么样才能呃 462 00:30:54,366 --> 00:30:56,166 夜宵不吃烧烤呢 463 00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:57,483 然后我想到了一个办法 464 00:30:57,483 --> 00:30:59,599 就是晚饭直接吃烧烤 465 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,133 然后那个什么 466 00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:04,599 就就不会那个什么夜宵还想吃烧烤了 467 00:31:05,966 --> 00:31:07,083 是不是很聪明 468 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,683 啊这个不聪明吗你想想就很聪明啊 469 00:31:15,766 --> 00:31:17,166 那你夜宵至少饿的时候 470 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,766 你不会在想又吃这个吧 471 00:31:18,766 --> 00:31:21,199 你不可能晚上也吃烧烤 472 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,200 半半夜也吃烧烤吧 473 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,600 不觉得特别聪明吗 474 00:31:29,566 --> 00:31:30,966 夜宵可以点饭菜了 475 00:31:30,966 --> 00:31:35,449 那那那那那那反正我昨天没吃夜宵的 476 00:31:36,483 --> 00:31:39,283 炸鸡怎么已经过了吃炸鸡的年纪了 477 00:31:40,283 --> 00:31:40,933 吧啦吧 478 00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:41,733 吧啦吧 479 00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:53,250 哼 480 00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:56,533 一顿三顿一顿三顿烧烤吗 481 00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:58,966 不吃了不吃了 482 00:31:59,733 --> 00:32:01,333 一天不吃烧烤吃什么 483 00:32:01,483 --> 00:32:02,483 然后反正我主播 484 00:32:02,766 --> 00:32:05,799 想想那个什么保持一下身材你懂不懂 485 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:08,249 谢谢北川利的粉丝灯牌 486 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,600 小宝吹一下 487 00:32:13,650 --> 00:32:14,933 还是准备吃烧烤吗 488 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,366 那不一定啊我还没想好呢 489 00:32:17,683 --> 00:32:18,566 又吃烧烤 490 00:32:18,566 --> 00:32:21,649 说实话我也他妈马马上马上快腻 491 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:22,966 我不是想说妈的 492 00:32:22,966 --> 00:32:23,733 那我不知道为什么 493 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:24,966 我刚才发出这个声音呢 494 00:32:24,966 --> 00:32:27,933 我想说马上就快马上呢马上呢 495 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,933 就是听的有点像妈的 496 00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:32,483 马上就快腻了我想说的是 497 00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:37,450 哈哈哈 498 00:32:39,650 --> 00:32:41,533 主播虽然那个什么不是一个 499 00:32:41,683 --> 00:32:42,799 完全不说脏话的人 500 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,083 但是素质也没有 501 00:32:44,283 --> 00:32:47,483 低调聊一个烧烤话题都要说个妈的 502 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,400 为什么这么多人注意到 503 00:32:53,883 --> 00:32:55,133 放屁呀 504 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,850 什么直播间的那种什么 505 00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:59,933 文明用语小警察多了去了 506 00:33:01,650 --> 00:33:03,450 文明用语小警察多了去了 507 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:05,999 但是说是不啥 508 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:07,766 你就说你说脏话了 509 00:33:07,766 --> 00:33:09,366 说脏话哎你看就是你 510 00:33:09,366 --> 00:33:11,533 他还现身说法我真是服了 511 00:33:13,850 --> 00:33:15,000 还没点你名 512 00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:17,133 呢你就出来现身说法了 513 00:33:17,766 --> 00:33:21,366 come on and let me in i'm calling 514 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,366 can you feel in my ears 515 00:33:24,366 --> 00:33:26,333 看看还有什么歌能唱 516 00:33:28,050 --> 00:33:30,600 钻石DQ吗哎呀都都8点半了 517 00:33:32,483 --> 00:33:33,733 哪哪有人 518 00:33:33,933 --> 00:33:35,766 而且我想我想吃啥呢 519 00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:36,966 我也不知道我想吃啥 520 00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:39,166 想真的快10无异地每天 521 00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:40,599 那个什么呢 522 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,966 吃东西就吃的很随便 523 00:33:43,083 --> 00:33:46,483 哎无法想象每天做饭的人太那什么了 524 00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:48,799 感觉这种人非常的热爱生活 525 00:33:49,050 --> 00:33:50,966 点个外卖我都觉得麻烦死了 526 00:33:50,966 --> 00:33:52,333 想不出吃啥 527 00:33:56,850 --> 00:33:59,083 啊有考虑过喜欢听脏话的关注吗 528 00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:00,249 那那那个啥 529 00:34:00,566 --> 00:34:01,999 呃那个什么 530 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,250 但是 531 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:04,600 直播间还是有很多人不太爱听脏话的 532 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,450 那个有专门说脏话的主播 533 00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:07,650 你可以去看看来 534 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,050 所以呢已经没找不到啥好吃的了 535 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:15,200 主播现在每每天整个人都有点异地了 536 00:34:15,650 --> 00:34:18,883 稍微有点理解大家的那种什么心情 537 00:34:18,883 --> 00:34:19,966 异地心情 538 00:34:20,133 --> 00:34:20,933 when i think that you're mine 539 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:23,083 you start to slip away 540 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,933 but your love is divine 541 00:34:24,933 --> 00:34:27,199 you know i'm coming for you 542 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,000 when i think that you're mine 543 00:34:29,366 --> 00:34:30,166 昨天晚上 544 00:34:30,450 --> 00:34:31,483 哈哈哈不是 545 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,050 不是每个月总有那么几天啊 546 00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:35,366 你看我这么一说 547 00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:37,683 你们就会说主播是不是生理期 548 00:34:37,683 --> 00:34:40,683 狠狠的记下主播生理期了但其实不是 549 00:34:40,683 --> 00:34:44,249 就是感觉人是有一个周期的你知道吗 550 00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:45,883 人是有周期的 551 00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:48,533 这有的周期性就变得那个什么了啊 552 00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,599 到了这个周周期就什么 553 00:34:50,850 --> 00:34:53,083 情侣情绪会低落一点 554 00:34:54,933 --> 00:34:56,283 你直播间主打异地 555 00:34:56,283 --> 00:34:57,733 别别人打到我头上 556 00:34:57,733 --> 00:34:59,533 主播都不喜欢异地的 557 00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:03,333 不行的男人真不行你搁这搁这呢 558 00:35:03,366 --> 00:35:06,083 不行的男人不太行啊哈哈哈 559 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,800 嗨呀 560 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,200 不是我我有的时候魔法器快了吗 561 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,133 哎呀我就知道有人也会这么想 562 00:35:14,133 --> 00:35:14,933 就说哎呀 563 00:35:14,933 --> 00:35:17,166 魔法器之前好像心情也会不好 564 00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:20,133 那我感觉我是不受那个魔法器控制的 565 00:35:21,566 --> 00:35:22,366 魔法奇魔法奇 566 00:35:22,366 --> 00:35:23,733 为什么要说魔法奇啊 567 00:35:23,733 --> 00:35:25,083 生理期就生理期吗 568 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:26,799 这有什么不好说出口的 569 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,083 我觉得那个啥 570 00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:28,366 我 571 00:35:28,366 --> 00:35:30,733 我感觉我是一个不受生理期控制的女 572 00:35:30,733 --> 00:35:31,533 人呢 573 00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:36,599 哼昨昨天不是异地吗主播主播最近 574 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,600 好多天都有点异地 575 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,083 昨天晚上在小区里散步散了 576 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,483 散了那个什么四五十分钟 577 00:35:43,533 --> 00:35:45,683 你们可能不知道这是一个什么概念 578 00:35:45,733 --> 00:35:47,999 这是一个很疯狂的概念 579 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,800 直接打打不出来吗是吗 580 00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:52,733 牛逼哈哈哈 581 00:35:52,966 --> 00:35:54,883 感觉很正常的一个词 582 00:35:56,533 --> 00:35:57,333 是吗 583 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,400 那是那么说说实话 584 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,000 大家心情不好的时候 585 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,683 我也想出门去那个什么走走吗 586 00:36:12,933 --> 00:36:14,566 可能有的人心情好出门走走 587 00:36:14,566 --> 00:36:16,649 就是我心情不好才会出门走走 588 00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:17,533 一般来说 589 00:36:19,483 --> 00:36:20,533 心情比较正常的时候 590 00:36:20,533 --> 00:36:22,166 但凡是心情稍微正常一点 591 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:23,166 都不会出门的 592 00:36:23,533 --> 00:36:26,166 而且我的散步也仅限于小区之内 593 00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:29,483 哈哈哈我是绝对不会迈出小区 594 00:36:29,483 --> 00:36:30,366 一步的 595 00:36:38,366 --> 00:36:39,199 感觉呃 596 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:39,600 什么 597 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,283 要心情不好然后去小区里面散散步 598 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,133 就像是那种大冒险一样 599 00:36:44,133 --> 00:36:45,083 你们有觉得吗 600 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,283 就觉得很像在冒险吗 601 00:36:51,933 --> 00:36:54,333 要不要我跟你们说一下我我昨天 602 00:36:54,933 --> 00:36:56,399 去冒险的成果 603 00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:03,566 make me wanna stay but waiting is a waste 604 00:37:03,683 --> 00:37:05,883 跟你们说一下来turn it up 605 00:37:05,883 --> 00:37:10,533 tell me you feel the same then we laugh it off 606 00:37:10,533 --> 00:37:12,933 say it's all finding games we 607 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,683 不好才是常态吗 608 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:15,533 真的吗 609 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:17,249 就是我以前没有开心的事情的话 610 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,933 我就是正常心情啊 611 00:37:19,533 --> 00:37:21,399 你就是看着手机上的 612 00:37:21,483 --> 00:37:23,933 呃什么东西东西哈哈乐呢 613 00:37:24,283 --> 00:37:26,533 但是最近的话是那种万念俱灰 614 00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:28,166 心如死灰的那种 615 00:37:29,766 --> 00:37:32,283 什么也提不起我的情情绪那种 616 00:37:34,366 --> 00:37:35,483 哈哈哈 617 00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:38,450 你也没啥 618 00:37:43,883 --> 00:37:45,133 我之前那个啥 619 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,566 我佳佳吗 620 00:37:46,566 --> 00:37:49,449 他能给我的那个情绪安抚是有限的 621 00:37:49,450 --> 00:37:50,283 说实话 622 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:53,966 比较忙吗 623 00:37:53,966 --> 00:37:55,883 说实话最近基本上啥也没干啊对 624 00:37:55,883 --> 00:37:57,333 今天我下午录了一个歌 625 00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:59,166 但是只有20秒所以说 626 00:37:59,766 --> 00:38:01,366 嗯我也觉得也没干啥 627 00:38:01,483 --> 00:38:02,999 我最近就是那个啥 628 00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:06,733 没事心情干啥啥也不想干想死在床上 629 00:38:08,883 --> 00:38:11,283 it's been a couple months 630 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:14,049 that's just about enough 631 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,600 刚才要说什么来着 632 00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:19,399 啊我说我去那个什么去冒险是吗 633 00:38:23,366 --> 00:38:26,083 怎么越来越大那首歌大家都都录20秒 634 00:38:28,850 --> 00:38:30,366 啊什么卧槽别 635 00:38:31,850 --> 00:38:33,800 我不在开播的时候你就死在床上 636 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,333 哎呀这上次跟你连麦之后你每次 637 00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:37,966 你你不是说了一句话吗 638 00:38:37,966 --> 00:38:38,933 你说那个啥 639 00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:40,883 嗯你都说有 640 00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:42,766 你说我这当时问那个问题 641 00:38:42,766 --> 00:38:45,283 就是大家百分之多少的时间在直播间 642 00:38:45,283 --> 00:38:46,733 然后你说呃 643 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:47,799 说什么 644 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,250 我感觉你有可能是有骗人的惩罚大家 645 00:38:50,283 --> 00:38:51,566 他是他说什么 646 00:38:51,566 --> 00:38:53,966 啊没在直播间的时候就是一毛了 647 00:38:53,966 --> 00:38:55,399 就是融不进直播 648 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,450 那个直播间的那个什么氛围 649 00:38:57,766 --> 00:38:58,733 你们懂吗 650 00:39:00,733 --> 00:39:01,533 那我感觉 651 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,683 我感觉那个什么我自己人生罢了吗 652 00:39:05,683 --> 00:39:07,649 我操你欺骗我感情啊主播 653 00:39:07,650 --> 00:39:09,200 每次有的时候看你不在了 654 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,050 还在想你是不是一毛钱了 655 00:39:11,283 --> 00:39:13,249 哎然后我在我还在想说 656 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,083 哎呀我怎么我也意外了 657 00:39:15,283 --> 00:39:16,683 我怎么感觉我自己也是 658 00:39:16,683 --> 00:39:18,166 只有在直播的时候开心 659 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:20,249 没直播的时候又不也不开心了 660 00:39:20,250 --> 00:39:23,000 这下那个什么主播水粉了 661 00:39:23,733 --> 00:39:24,533 哈哈 662 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,533 那你去死啊你 663 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:29,133 那你可能在别的直直播间嘎嘎乐呢 664 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:30,166 主播还在想啊 665 00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:32,649 他是不是意外去了 666 00:39:33,766 --> 00:39:37,083 memories stay in my memories 667 00:39:41,883 --> 00:39:43,733 那你吃大便去吧你 668 00:39:45,933 --> 00:39:46,966 嗯公子嘿哦 669 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,850 上地狱吧你都浪费了主播的同情心 670 00:39:50,850 --> 00:39:53,000 我想说还没这个啥哎 671 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,366 因为偶的偶尔的时候 672 00:39:54,366 --> 00:39:55,849 那个什么看到手机啊 673 00:39:55,850 --> 00:39:57,600 那个什么大航海在在线 674 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,366 那个什么 675 00:39:58,366 --> 00:40:00,283 哎呀他怎么走了呢 676 00:40:00,483 --> 00:40:00,766 哎呀 677 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:03,883 他不会真是那啥去那个什么哭去了吧 678 00:40:03,883 --> 00:40:05,883 因为大家他这句话很那个什么 679 00:40:05,883 --> 00:40:06,683 你们懂吗 680 00:40:06,850 --> 00:40:09,000 就他那句话很让人那种什么 681 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,966 哎呀你想想这种这种说法他就说 682 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,333 呃呃基本上他说我问主播问 683 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:16,283 当时问他百分之多少的时间在 684 00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:17,799 他说呃基本都在 685 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,483 不在的时候就是阴谋去了 686 00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:20,283 然后我就 687 00:40:20,566 --> 00:40:22,449 每次经常会幻想到那个画面 688 00:40:22,450 --> 00:40:24,533 就是就是他对着呃 689 00:40:24,650 --> 00:40:26,400 那个什么我们欢快的直播间 690 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,533 强颜欢欢笑 691 00:40:27,533 --> 00:40:29,366 然后发现实在是笑不起来 692 00:40:29,366 --> 00:40:31,483 然后就关掉直播间躺在床上 693 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,166 不不不不不不不不不不不不不不 694 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:33,933 不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不 695 00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:34,683 不不不不不不 696 00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:35,649 不不不不不 697 00:40:37,933 --> 00:40:39,566 那个什么被窝盖着头 698 00:40:39,566 --> 00:40:42,766 然后那个什么房间也是漆黑的场景 699 00:40:42,766 --> 00:40:44,483 然后地上全是那个什么 700 00:40:44,683 --> 00:40:47,366 那个什么外外卖摆了一地的那种 701 00:40:47,366 --> 00:40:49,049 那种场场场面 702 00:40:49,083 --> 00:40:50,733 我想说好可怜 703 00:40:51,133 --> 00:40:51,849 啊 704 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:52,933 你每次看到 705 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:53,933 哎他不在啊 706 00:40:53,933 --> 00:40:55,966 哎呀呀又去哭去了啊 707 00:40:55,966 --> 00:40:57,366 每次我还会这么想 708 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,766 这个是人设啊 709 00:40:59,850 --> 00:41:01,566 这不会是那个什么糖色 710 00:41:01,933 --> 00:41:03,683 糖色主播的借口吧 711 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,333 不知道你们一天郁郁郁郁的 712 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:11,133 我把你们都想象成的是那种 713 00:41:11,133 --> 00:41:12,683 情绪不稳定的那种 714 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,850 呃什么呢男大生 715 00:41:15,483 --> 00:41:17,799 懂吗我把你们想象都是那种 716 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,050 情绪非常不稳定 717 00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:21,133 那个什么那什么狂躁症 718 00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:22,333 然后忧郁症 719 00:41:22,450 --> 00:41:23,400 叫什么呢 720 00:41:24,533 --> 00:41:25,649 什么都来 721 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:29,283 平时就是借酒消愁 722 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,650 然后那个什么 723 00:41:30,683 --> 00:41:31,849 呃戒烟消愁 724 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,733 这样消愁这样的 725 00:41:38,683 --> 00:41:40,483 那你所以你们到底是不是啊 726 00:41:45,483 --> 00:41:46,283 哼 727 00:41:47,566 --> 00:41:49,799 感觉一天到晚大家都在说什么郁郁了 728 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,683 郁郁了 729 00:41:54,650 --> 00:41:56,800 in my memories insane 730 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,450 in my memories 731 00:42:03,533 --> 00:42:04,366 没怎么确实 732 00:42:04,966 --> 00:42:06,599 那你烦你手机后台 733 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,366 是在放着别人的 734 00:42:08,366 --> 00:42:10,566 那个什么直播间的声音是吧 735 00:42:13,366 --> 00:42:16,133 别说人家一晚两24小时我觉得也不比 736 00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:17,366 不仅仅是平跟岁 737 00:42:17,366 --> 00:42:19,766 我知道那个什么管人管人观众 738 00:42:19,766 --> 00:42:20,566 我不知道 739 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,400 那个什么 740 00:42:21,450 --> 00:42:23,000 呃女观众是不是 741 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,283 我感觉男观众就是 742 00:42:24,283 --> 00:42:25,966 基本上给我这种印象就是 743 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:27,849 你让我郁郁了郁郁了 744 00:42:27,883 --> 00:42:29,733 我郁郁了我郁郁了 745 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:38,000 啊谢谢苹果杰克无可乐璀璨钻石 746 00:42:38,133 --> 00:42:39,566 谢谢你哦谢谢你 747 00:42:40,733 --> 00:42:42,399 谢谢为了无名而活的小花花 748 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,883 千变万化时的小花花 749 00:42:45,050 --> 00:42:47,250 遇上次元币存在的时候就会很阴谋 750 00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:47,933 什么啊 751 00:42:47,933 --> 00:42:50,966 二次元和三次元吗看动画的时候吗 752 00:42:57,966 --> 00:42:59,799 歌会吗歌已经歌完了 753 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,200 哈哈哈哈歌两下 754 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,533 我都说了小唱一下了 755 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,600 歌两下了已经 756 00:43:09,166 --> 00:43:10,533 待会再选一些 757 00:43:10,733 --> 00:43:13,683 那什么老歌来唱就之前唱过的唱吧 758 00:43:16,366 --> 00:43:17,166 哼 759 00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:25,483 真有这么多抑郁的吗哎 760 00:43:29,450 --> 00:43:30,200 能点歌吗 761 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,650 不能不能不太能的说 762 00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:34,083 你可能点的歌是我不会唱的因为 763 00:43:37,766 --> 00:43:39,966 看直播就不抑郁了吗 764 00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:44,283 那好吧大家一天看看了 765 00:43:44,283 --> 00:43:46,649 除了睡觉都是在看直播是吧 766 00:43:50,766 --> 00:43:52,999 哎你们不是你们知道吗 767 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,600 我感觉我又被你们PUA了就是如果 768 00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:58,250 你们会不会这也是人设啊这什么 769 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,166 那你想听什么你说一下我看看 770 00:44:07,650 --> 00:44:10,133 嗯那这不会又是骗人的吧 771 00:44:10,133 --> 00:44:11,533 就比如说你们说什么 772 00:44:11,533 --> 00:44:16,083 呃看看管人才能呃逃避郁郁的现实 773 00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:18,166 啊才能那个什么稍微开心起来 774 00:44:18,166 --> 00:44:19,766 然后主播就就是啊 775 00:44:19,766 --> 00:44:21,999 这样吗那我一天直播那么 776 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,850 呃2-4个小时那啊不是2-6个小时那大家 777 00:44:26,133 --> 00:44:28,366 什么别的时间还是去看别的女生吧 778 00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:31,199 这样有点理解大家为什么从早到晚都 779 00:44:31,450 --> 00:44:32,650 在看各个各 780 00:44:32,650 --> 00:44:35,533 个主播了结果不会这也是骗人的吧 781 00:44:37,883 --> 00:44:40,766 你看你点的这首歌我甚至都没听过 782 00:44:46,566 --> 00:44:48,533 我是不是好像没见过啊 783 00:44:53,933 --> 00:44:55,733 主播又被大家PV了吧 784 00:44:58,283 --> 00:44:59,083 哼 785 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:06,083 你们以后可能会去那样骗人我觉得 786 00:45:07,733 --> 00:45:09,133 哎等一下我看看 787 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:11,199 圣诞节2021 788 00:45:14,966 --> 00:45:16,599 老是说我 789 00:45:20,733 --> 00:45:21,683 练一下吧 790 00:45:29,533 --> 00:45:30,449 这吗 791 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:34,533 哎呀我下播再去听啊 792 00:45:34,533 --> 00:45:36,166 我现在还有事要说呢 793 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,966 你们以后那个什么结婚了 794 00:45:38,966 --> 00:45:40,649 可能就会这么说啊 795 00:45:40,650 --> 00:45:43,283 那什么啊老婆对不起你 796 00:45:43,283 --> 00:45:44,133 我出轨了 797 00:45:44,133 --> 00:45:47,449 但是我只有出轨的时候才能逃 798 00:45:47,450 --> 00:45:49,050 逃避悲伤的现实 799 00:45:49,050 --> 00:45:52,000 才能短暂的投入到这场 800 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,683 那个什么运动之中 801 00:45:53,683 --> 00:45:54,849 才会开心 802 00:45:54,850 --> 00:45:56,800 要不然我就很郁郁 803 00:45:56,933 --> 00:46:00,283 我就觉得生活没什么盼头 804 00:46:00,283 --> 00:46:04,166 活不下去了我就不想活我就想洗 805 00:46:04,450 --> 00:46:05,250 然后 806 00:46:06,483 --> 00:46:11,333 然后你老婆就只能说啊真的吗 807 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,600 哎 808 00:46:12,733 --> 00:46:15,366 那只能原谅你了 809 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,133 原来你生活这么难过这么痛苦的吗 810 00:46:19,133 --> 00:46:22,933 是我没有呃早早的察觉到你的心情 811 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,200 哎 812 00:46:27,483 --> 00:46:28,283 哈哈 813 00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:33,449 那你还是继续出轨去吧哈哈哈 814 00:46:34,050 --> 00:46:37,166 不会是不会是这样在骗人吧 815 00:46:41,533 --> 00:46:42,933 together babe 816 00:46:43,733 --> 00:46:45,733 you and me 817 00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:50,366 怎么想起来 818 00:46:52,133 --> 00:46:55,566 怎么又是有经验的了哎呀你们真的是 819 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,933 那主播以后跟你说什么买 820 00:46:59,933 --> 00:47:01,566 买这个冰箱别买那个冰箱 821 00:47:01,566 --> 00:47:04,283 你会不会说主播有做冰箱的经验啊 822 00:47:04,533 --> 00:47:05,333 啊 823 00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:13,249 异地的时候就会被老婆察觉吗但是 824 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,083 怎么说呢 825 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,566 万一你老婆以为你只是阳痿了呢 826 00:47:19,133 --> 00:47:22,849 那现在那个什么呃男科医院那么多 827 00:47:25,883 --> 00:47:29,133 人最近压力工作生活压力很大 828 00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:31,283 动不动大家就郁郁了啊 829 00:47:31,283 --> 00:47:32,849 动不动大家就异地了 830 00:47:33,766 --> 00:47:34,566 哼 831 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:44,599 啊呀那怎么说动不动就异地了 832 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,850 哎呀这这不能说的吗 833 00:47:47,166 --> 00:47:50,483 那也不是我那个啥的是你们那个啥了 834 00:47:50,566 --> 00:47:52,083 这不是在举例子吗 835 00:47:53,883 --> 00:47:57,733 而且啊就是说那个工作很辛苦的话 836 00:47:57,733 --> 00:47:58,883 就是会那个的 837 00:47:58,883 --> 00:48:00,283 就是会那个啥的 838 00:48:00,850 --> 00:48:02,200 就是会异地的 839 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:05,733 懂吧都没有兴趣做这件事情太累了 840 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,400 那你你你假装工作很辛苦 841 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,200 然后 842 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,933 然后你老婆以为你还真是 843 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:17,649 结果你是在外面那个啥吃饱了 844 00:48:19,733 --> 00:48:20,849 每天都聊 845 00:48:21,683 --> 00:48:23,933 哈哈哈 846 00:48:23,933 --> 00:48:27,483 那每天那每次聊异地都有新的角度啊 847 00:48:27,483 --> 00:48:28,599 那怎么办呢 848 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,650 那这个异地有太多可聊的了 849 00:48:30,650 --> 00:48:32,283 这个是一个什么呢 850 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,366 异地是一门学问啊家人们 851 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,533 异地是一门学问有太多可聊的了 852 00:48:44,533 --> 00:48:46,249 啊吃饱了在外面吃饱 853 00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:47,966 吃饱了就不能说吗 854 00:48:53,283 --> 00:48:54,333 没有异地的经验吗 855 00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,399 没有女的会异地的吧我感觉 856 00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:59,050 那可能只是女的异地的话 857 00:48:59,050 --> 00:49:01,683 可能只是他的前男友技术不太行吧 858 00:49:01,683 --> 00:49:03,083 我感觉是不是啊 859 00:49:03,083 --> 00:49:04,199 你们觉得呢 860 00:49:05,566 --> 00:49:07,449 哈哈哈哈 861 00:49:08,250 --> 00:49:10,366 啤酒喝着酒你却不 862 00:49:11,533 --> 00:49:14,283 是保护你最坏也是最好的借口 863 00:49:14,283 --> 00:49:17,649 我明白要你爱是荒谬的要求 864 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,283 我明白有些默契我必须要承受 865 00:49:21,283 --> 00:49:24,883 就是你眼眸走漏了一种 866 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,683 baby baby伤害不能爱的哀愁 867 00:49:28,683 --> 00:49:30,366 哦好久不见 868 00:49:32,766 --> 00:49:36,533 啊这不能聊吗哎我觉得还好啊 869 00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:42,083 别的直播间别的直播间也聊这些的吧 870 00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:44,799 那个氛围到那了就会聊进去啊 871 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,366 就会深入一下吧 872 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,333 那是吃药也不行吗 873 00:49:50,333 --> 00:49:52,249 那也可能是先天条件不太行 874 00:49:54,850 --> 00:49:57,566 啊什么为什么会发现到我有男朋友啊 875 00:49:59,933 --> 00:50:02,083 喂这又是想叫主播回答你 876 00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:03,966 到底有没有这件事情吧 877 00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:07,599 手段有点低劣了 878 00:50:08,533 --> 00:50:12,649 啊谢谢草莓草莓猫他比路过子的挣扎 879 00:50:12,650 --> 00:50:13,533 谢谢啊 880 00:50:13,533 --> 00:50:14,483 谢谢你 881 00:50:14,733 --> 00:50:15,566 谢谢 882 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:20,800 哼 883 00:50:22,050 --> 00:50:22,766 那怎么怎么天天聊 884 00:50:22,766 --> 00:50:24,566 我不知道啊他们动不动就 885 00:50:24,766 --> 00:50:26,449 那个啥到这来了 886 00:50:31,533 --> 00:50:32,333 嗯 887 00:50:40,083 --> 00:50:41,683 哎那确实没有 888 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,533 没有男朋友会跟你们直播到 889 00:50:46,650 --> 00:50:48,650 哎我但我也不知道别人就是 890 00:50:49,166 --> 00:50:50,399 直播但是 891 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,083 直播到那个什么 892 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:55,533 一两点钟的人真的会有男朋友吗 893 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,166 那他什么时候跟 894 00:50:57,166 --> 00:50:58,999 自己的男朋友打电话呢 895 00:51:02,733 --> 00:51:03,533 啊 896 00:51:04,483 --> 00:51:06,166 我刚才说的是现在啊 897 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,766 而且那个算男朋友吗 898 00:51:07,766 --> 00:51:10,766 我们俩两连连连手都没牵不能算 899 00:51:10,766 --> 00:51:12,366 我觉得你们不觉得吗 900 00:51:18,766 --> 00:51:20,399 下播就打一两点了 901 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,600 下播还打啊一两点下播还有精力打吗 902 00:51:24,166 --> 00:51:25,799 那是真的异地了 903 00:51:29,566 --> 00:51:31,366 小男友也是主播吗 904 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:34,966 哎 905 00:51:37,883 --> 00:51:39,999 不太可能吧不那个啥 906 00:51:40,766 --> 00:51:42,399 啊住在一起啊 907 00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:44,333 我叫一下他哎 908 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,400 哎 909 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,733 我操你们想想你们工作一两 910 00:51:53,766 --> 00:51:55,333 一两点下班的话 911 00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:57,166 那你女朋友就算穿兔女 912 00:51:57,166 --> 00:51:58,999 兔女郎兔女郎装 913 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,133 你女朋友就算 914 00:52:00,133 --> 00:52:02,333 穿兔女郎装躺在床上等你 915 00:52:02,333 --> 00:52:03,766 你也提不起劲吧 916 00:52:03,883 --> 00:52:07,533 一两点才从公司下班的话你们觉得呢 917 00:52:08,050 --> 00:52:08,850 啊 918 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,283 不大可能吧我觉得 919 00:52:16,483 --> 00:52:18,449 别硬撑啊别在这逞强 920 00:52:18,450 --> 00:52:20,366 别把自己说的很牛啊 921 00:52:21,450 --> 00:52:22,483 仔细想想 922 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,400 啊啊 923 00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:30,483 那你明天不上班呢 924 00:52:30,483 --> 00:52:32,766 那很多时候是在工作日 925 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,333 我播到一两点钟啊 926 00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:36,083 那你要想到这个可能性 927 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,650 比如说现在是周周日不 928 00:52:38,650 --> 00:52:41,083 比如说周一你一两点钟下班 929 00:52:41,083 --> 00:52:44,366 然后那女朋友就算躺床上穿什么 930 00:52:44,533 --> 00:52:45,849 那个什么诱惑你 931 00:52:45,850 --> 00:52:47,566 你这两天还有一早上 932 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,133 还还要在工作的话 933 00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:50,683 你你觉得可能吗 934 00:52:51,683 --> 00:52:53,566 啊感觉开始不健全了吗 935 00:52:53,566 --> 00:52:55,566 啊好吧好吧健全点健全点 936 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,683 那主播从小就那个什么一点主播 937 00:53:02,050 --> 00:53:03,050 哈哈哈 938 00:53:03,366 --> 00:53:06,883 怎么这个就这种没有太大的那个什么 939 00:53:07,133 --> 00:53:09,999 没这方面没有太大的羞耻心吧 940 00:53:11,650 --> 00:53:13,200 都可以聊都可以聊 941 00:53:26,883 --> 00:53:29,683 那上海节目那也可以是科普节目啊 942 00:53:32,283 --> 00:53:34,733 这样了不就是有理由怀疑出轨吗 943 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,600 哈哈 944 00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:39,366 我听说啊就是那种什么嗯什么 945 00:53:39,766 --> 00:53:42,249 工作很辛苦的确实没有这种想法 946 00:53:43,733 --> 00:53:44,533 太 947 00:53:46,050 --> 00:53:48,200 太累了除非你是嗯 948 00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:50,483 那个什么5分钟就能结束的 949 00:53:59,050 --> 00:54:01,250 那谁说的听网友说的呀 950 00:54:02,933 --> 00:54:03,966 这个图给你给你 951 00:54:03,966 --> 00:54:05,566 可以给你发另外一份吗 952 00:54:05,566 --> 00:54:06,449 哎这个 953 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,083 有个什么事情等一下我先喝点水 954 00:54:09,483 --> 00:54:14,249 心太多那个马很有 955 00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:16,533 多彩的海枯呀 956 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,600 木鱼画面 957 00:54:19,766 --> 00:54:22,166 那个他和我 958 00:54:23,683 --> 00:54:25,966 哎如果饼干碎人均半小时 959 00:54:25,966 --> 00:54:27,766 我真的给大家鼓掌了你们 960 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,400 我经常看到那种什么说 961 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,200 呃男朋友各方面都很好 962 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,733 但是就是呃 963 00:54:34,966 --> 00:54:36,449 对方面不太和谐 964 00:54:36,450 --> 00:54:37,733 要不要那种什么 965 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,733 那种就是那种女生的那种 966 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,200 质数啊 967 00:54:41,850 --> 00:54:42,650 懂吧 968 00:54:42,683 --> 00:54:43,966 but i can't get 969 00:54:44,566 --> 00:54:45,366 together 970 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,133 而且这个5分钟还要包括那个 971 00:54:49,933 --> 00:54:50,683 懂吗 972 00:54:50,683 --> 00:54:51,483 啊 973 00:54:53,133 --> 00:54:55,083 这鼓掌去死啊 974 00:54:55,850 --> 00:54:57,850 而且这5分钟还要帮过那个什么 975 00:54:57,850 --> 00:55:00,933 脱衣服的时间哈哈 976 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:03,850 哼 977 00:55:04,483 --> 00:55:05,999 不是我这个呃 978 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:08,933 我这个图 979 00:55:08,933 --> 00:55:11,333 那个画师还给了我一个更过分的版本 980 00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:12,333 但是我觉得 981 00:55:12,733 --> 00:55:13,849 他说他他 982 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,400 他说他觉得哎等一下 983 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,000 我先把这个图弄出来 984 00:55:19,333 --> 00:55:20,399 说啥呀 985 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,450 别太不健全了主播只是有点不健全 986 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,850 你们说出来啊 987 00:55:27,733 --> 00:55:29,966 啊不是不是不是不是长这样吗 988 00:55:29,966 --> 00:55:32,649 他说他总就是我没提意见你们懂吗 989 00:55:32,883 --> 00:55:34,649 他说他总感觉是不是 990 00:55:34,650 --> 00:55:37,366 就是他说他总感觉这个呃下面 991 00:55:37,366 --> 00:55:39,133 那个小腹有点空空的 992 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,533 等他又给我发一个版本我操 993 00:55:41,766 --> 00:55:43,049 太不健全了 994 00:55:48,050 --> 00:55:50,650 本来我只是找他那个啥来着 995 00:55:51,333 --> 00:55:53,166 我就说那个什么他就把那个 996 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,133 呃就定搞了吗 997 00:55:54,133 --> 00:55:57,166 然后让他把那个什么清清晰版发过来 998 00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:02,849 哈哈哈的手送了伤愈合 999 00:56:03,850 --> 00:56:05,966 就是应该直播间不能放出来吧 1000 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,800 我自己看还好啊 1001 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:18,166 是纹身的什么是的是的呢 1002 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,283 没有吧我觉得还好 1003 00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:26,933 f我我觉得还好 1004 00:56:26,933 --> 00:56:29,599 我觉得色图是那种就是那种 1005 00:56:29,733 --> 00:56:30,533 嗯 1006 00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:31,933 那种那种 1007 00:56:31,933 --> 00:56:33,799 反正我觉得我这个不算什么色图 1008 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,166 因为我的表情和姿势很自然你懂吗 1009 00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:42,166 是我觉得色图也是那种 1010 00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:43,883 你的姿势点是很那种 1011 00:56:43,883 --> 00:56:46,566 就是这个是看你的主观意识你懂吗 1012 00:56:47,050 --> 00:56:49,250 没人理我是吧你们就知道说发发发 1013 00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:50,083 主播现在说什么 1014 00:56:50,083 --> 00:56:51,849 已经没人理了你懂不懂啊 1015 00:56:53,966 --> 00:56:56,249 就知道说看看看看看看看懂 1016 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,450 懂什么什么敷衍人 1017 00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:02,399 说啥都是看看看看看看看看 1018 00:57:03,566 --> 00:57:05,249 这个得是那个啥 1019 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,400 我觉得这个事情吧 1020 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:08,800 他得他得是那个什么 1021 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,250 看那个什么主主不主观的意思懂吗 1022 00:57:18,133 --> 00:57:18,933 在 1023 00:57:18,933 --> 00:57:21,599 要要看有没有你主观主观想想去 1024 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:22,400 那个什么 1025 00:57:22,733 --> 00:57:24,333 有没有那种主观的意思 1026 00:57:24,366 --> 00:57:25,766 没有主观的意思的话 1027 00:57:25,766 --> 00:57:28,533 那只是一张很可爱很性感的图罢了 1028 00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:30,849 那如果有主观的意思的话 1029 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,050 那就是那那那 1030 00:57:33,566 --> 00:57:35,399 那什么那就是色图 1031 00:57:36,166 --> 00:57:37,083 认不认可 1032 00:57:38,766 --> 00:57:39,566 别的 1033 00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:43,766 还好不 1034 00:57:43,766 --> 00:57:46,449 我真的觉得还好就还好就是还好 1035 00:57:46,933 --> 00:57:47,733 哈哈 1036 00:57:49,483 --> 00:57:52,883 哈好敷衍啊 1037 00:57:52,883 --> 00:57:54,366 会不会那个什么 1038 00:57:55,450 --> 00:57:56,733 不会被那个啥吧 1039 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,766 不会被警告吧说实话 1040 00:58:01,766 --> 00:58:03,283 如果他警告我也看不见 1041 00:58:03,283 --> 00:58:06,849 因为我现在看的这个画面是这个OBS 1042 00:58:06,850 --> 00:58:07,483 我一直在想 1043 00:58:07,483 --> 00:58:09,283 如果他举报我怎么知道呢 1044 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,400 那我先离开我不想那个啥 1045 00:58:18,050 --> 00:58:20,933 我不想那个什么当着我的面看好吧 1046 00:58:24,283 --> 00:58:26,683 哎不能放这么大还是小一点吧好吧 1047 00:58:29,283 --> 00:58:29,766 还好 1048 00:58:29,766 --> 00:58:32,166 我真的觉得还好没人想理我是吧 1049 00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:33,333 但是我首先说一下 1050 00:58:33,333 --> 00:58:34,933 我真的觉得就还好吧 1051 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,000 AH 1052 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,133 还好吧 1053 00:58:59,966 --> 00:59:02,083 正面看着我都放了半天了 1054 00:59:02,366 --> 00:59:04,883 被靠在树枝上 1055 00:59:05,483 --> 00:59:07,733 就是没有觉得很情色 1056 00:59:07,733 --> 00:59:10,533 这只是一个有点性感知道吗 1057 00:59:17,366 --> 00:59:18,199 还好吧 1058 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,966 美得不像话 1059 00:59:26,250 --> 00:59:27,050 这是 1060 00:59:28,450 --> 00:59:30,366 有点不合理法但是 1061 00:59:31,733 --> 00:59:33,166 如果那个什么发这版 1062 00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:35,083 礼物做这边这版的话 1063 00:59:35,283 --> 00:59:36,649 有点不合理法吧 1064 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:44,200 哼 1065 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:48,649 真的我都没没让他画这个 1066 00:59:48,933 --> 00:59:52,599 我都没没让他画这个我得再重申一遍 1067 00:59:52,850 --> 00:59:55,766 我我没让这个话说话这个这个 1068 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,533 这一共有3个版本来着啊 1069 01:00:02,533 --> 01:00:04,366 而且这个还是有点凸点的 1070 01:00:04,366 --> 01:00:05,049 那个版本不知 1071 01:00:05,050 --> 01:00:05,966 道你们有没有注意到 1072 01:00:05,966 --> 01:00:08,083 但是我估计你们是没有注意到的 1073 01:00:08,566 --> 01:00:09,649 我都忘了 1074 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,000 嗯 1075 01:00:22,333 --> 01:00:24,283 我在我是在想这样的 1076 01:00:26,050 --> 01:00:27,650 是不是没没发现 1077 01:00:29,966 --> 01:00:31,933 那你是你没你真的没错 1078 01:00:32,566 --> 01:00:35,199 那是因为你的目光都放到哪去了谁 1079 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,366 谁好说呢 1080 01:00:38,933 --> 01:00:39,733 哼 1081 01:00:40,366 --> 01:00:41,599 还看看 1082 01:00:42,650 --> 01:00:44,850 这是我小超管不警告我啊 1083 01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:46,083 这都不警告 1084 01:00:46,133 --> 01:00:48,366 有点玩乎职守着我说实话 1085 01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,683 我知道到现在还没被举报啊不 1086 01:00:50,683 --> 01:00:52,799 还没被提醒过呢 1087 01:00:53,166 --> 01:00:55,249 调这味道 1088 01:00:56,283 --> 01:01:00,933 暮暮朝朝比例刚刚好 1089 01:01:02,050 --> 01:01:05,333 果肉配焦糖的温柔 1090 01:01:05,533 --> 01:01:08,083 再几个春秋 1091 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:12,049 我为你依靠 1092 01:01:15,366 --> 01:01:17,283 啊你别举报我 1093 01:01:21,333 --> 01:01:22,849 反正我还是觉得还好 1094 01:01:22,850 --> 01:01:25,450 就是因为这是个比较正常的那个啥 1095 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,483 是不是有点哈哈哈哈哈哈 1096 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,166 我看出来了吗 1097 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,050 啊这首歌好可爱 1098 01:01:38,083 --> 01:01:42,599 你虔诚的微笑就像我没资格 1099 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,566 迎风做你的 1100 01:01:46,733 --> 01:01:48,599 我好喜欢 1101 01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:51,566 厚厚的甜蜜感 1102 01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:53,966 用幸福全感 1103 01:01:53,966 --> 01:01:57,333 尝一些收藏合照 1104 01:01:57,683 --> 01:02:00,566 这只能看到一咪咪啊只能看到一咪咪 1105 01:02:01,683 --> 01:02:02,483 问题不大 1106 01:02:09,533 --> 01:02:12,249 还好吧他这个已经是改良过的了 1107 01:02:12,483 --> 01:02:15,049 之前有一个更那个啥一点好像 1108 01:02:15,966 --> 01:02:18,049 也只是一点点啊也只是一点点 1109 01:02:26,683 --> 01:02:29,599 我是想的是给大家发壁纸的 1110 01:02:29,683 --> 01:02:30,566 那个什么呢 1111 01:02:30,566 --> 01:02:33,283 发壁纸的话可以发一下这个版本 1112 01:02:33,283 --> 01:02:35,966 但是做礼物的话还是用正常版本吧 1113 01:02:35,966 --> 01:02:37,049 你们说呢 1114 01:02:37,933 --> 01:02:39,449 你们说是要那个什么 1115 01:02:39,483 --> 01:02:41,999 呃正常版本还是有点嗯 1116 01:02:42,533 --> 01:02:44,966 那个什么还是还是这这个 1117 01:02:44,966 --> 01:02:47,199 还是那个下面有花纹的那个 1118 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,400 还是第一个吧还是正常点吧 1119 01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:50,083 要不然 1120 01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:53,283 大家收到礼物都拿不出手用不出去 1121 01:02:53,966 --> 01:02:55,999 我都不敢摆在桌面上 1122 01:03:00,966 --> 01:03:03,199 一直想要地雷那张两张都有的 1123 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:06,883 只是这张这张图拿来做这个什么设置 1124 01:03:08,533 --> 01:03:11,399 都不行挂家里悄悄挂在房间也不行吗 1125 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,600 悄悄摆在桌上不行吗 1126 01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:17,533 tonight i trace a fragile curve 1127 01:03:18,133 --> 01:03:19,766 the damn horizon 1128 01:03:19,933 --> 01:03:22,333 that is这种版本也很不正确吗 1129 01:03:22,450 --> 01:03:23,483 我觉得还好啊 1130 01:03:23,566 --> 01:03:25,599 就是有点sexy 1131 01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:27,683 还没到那种什么 1132 01:03:27,683 --> 01:03:30,133 呃真正不健健全的那种呢 1133 01:03:30,366 --> 01:03:30,933 那不健全 1134 01:03:30,933 --> 01:03:31,449 我觉得 1135 01:03:31,450 --> 01:03:34,050 还是得是那个什么姿势这种问题 1136 01:03:34,050 --> 01:03:35,366 我就我这个姿势 1137 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,733 落落大方那个什么 1138 01:03:38,733 --> 01:03:41,566 心里没鬼啊心里没鬼的姿势 1139 01:03:42,283 --> 01:03:43,533 就不是很那个 1140 01:03:44,650 --> 01:03:45,850 就没啥问题 1141 01:03:47,283 --> 01:03:49,249 那你不要挂在家和万事兴旁边 1142 01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:50,400 你有神经病啊 1143 01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:54,133 你不会挂在明年是什么年 1144 01:03:54,133 --> 01:03:57,249 你不会挂在插年大吉旁边吧哈哈 1145 01:04:00,650 --> 01:04:03,333 啊2023 是 1146 01:04:04,133 --> 01:04:04,933 怎么念 1147 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:15,800 啊 1148 01:04:20,483 --> 01:04:23,283 我头像怎么变得这么好看那是确实 1149 01:04:24,883 --> 01:04:25,733 哎妮妮 1150 01:04:34,533 --> 01:04:36,933 我的结婚证旁边有神经病吧 1151 01:04:40,566 --> 01:04:41,849 哎呀我还没说完呢 1152 01:04:42,133 --> 01:04:43,649 那那个啥 1153 01:04:44,283 --> 01:04:44,766 但是 1154 01:04:44,766 --> 01:04:46,933 但是感觉刚才那个异地环节还没有 1155 01:04:46,966 --> 01:04:47,883 说完呢 1156 01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:51,449 等一下我再看看 1157 01:04:55,933 --> 01:04:57,083 嗯嗯 1158 01:05:03,050 --> 01:05:04,450 OK等一下 1159 01:05:08,850 --> 01:05:09,650 谢谢谢谢 1160 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,366 哎呀那你们礼物想要哪个版本啊 1161 01:05:18,366 --> 01:05:19,883 还是第二个版本吗 1162 01:05:19,883 --> 01:05:21,199 第二个版本吧 1163 01:05:22,850 --> 01:05:24,133 快点来投下票 1164 01:05:24,133 --> 01:05:26,449 第一个最健全的还是有一点不健全 1165 01:05:26,450 --> 01:05:27,800 还是最不健全的 1166 01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:31,050 还是最最健全的吧好吗 1167 01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:51,166 动态投票那肯定你们会投那个呀 1168 01:05:54,166 --> 01:05:54,999 不用动态投票 1169 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,200 我都不用投出来 1170 01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:57,766 我都知道你们要选什么 1171 01:05:59,416 --> 01:06:04,066 all of the words that i'm wanting you哈喽 1172 01:06:04,383 --> 01:06:06,816 这不是有人举办的问题吧这不是吧 1173 01:06:06,816 --> 01:06:08,816 我刚才那什么呃 1174 01:06:08,816 --> 01:06:10,899 看我自己的直播间的时候 1175 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:12,333 然后有一个那个什么 1176 01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:16,099 呃您的直播因为不是一啥啥的 1177 01:06:16,933 --> 01:06:18,583 就一分钟吧应该 1178 01:06:22,266 --> 01:06:23,333 一分钟啊 1179 01:06:24,016 --> 01:06:24,816 吓我一跳 1180 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:30,300 我跳 1181 01:06:36,666 --> 01:06:37,583 晚上好 1182 01:06:41,066 --> 01:06:43,133 不是你怎么也不要礼物了 1183 01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:44,066 我主播要伤心了 1184 01:06:44,066 --> 01:06:45,899 不要礼物的人真的是得狠狠伤 1185 01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:46,783 主播的心 1186 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:49,500 让主播可以主播可以省点钱 1187 01:06:50,933 --> 01:06:53,099 谢谢苹果家开户口的举选车贷 1188 01:06:54,383 --> 01:06:56,183 谢谢谢谢你们要的加油加油 1189 01:06:56,383 --> 01:06:57,299 谢谢你的小花花 1190 01:06:57,300 --> 01:06:59,583 谢谢北川利福的小花花送的是大帅的 1191 01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:01,666 打call阿根廷人的小花花 1192 01:07:01,666 --> 01:07:03,099 我说是啊是才怪的小花花 1193 01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:04,466 谢谢你们要的小花花 1194 01:07:04,583 --> 01:07:06,333 欧曼烧烤汤的打call 1195 01:07:06,583 --> 01:07:08,266 阿根廷人的小花花 1196 01:07:08,266 --> 01:07:09,733 谢谢雨涵的关注 1197 01:07:09,733 --> 01:07:11,616 谢谢你啊谢谢你啊谢谢你啊 1198 01:07:12,666 --> 01:07:14,866 啊谢谢慢慢就是小五的记住 1199 01:07:15,016 --> 01:07:15,983 谢谢咱们的小花花 1200 01:07:16,133 --> 01:07:17,983 送给你的小花看看你的小花 1201 01:07:17,983 --> 01:07:19,783 为什么送我小花花啊突然 1202 01:07:22,333 --> 01:07:23,499 谢谢分分被扣了吗 1203 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:24,816 真的假的 1204 01:07:27,666 --> 01:07:28,583 我看看 1205 01:07:30,933 --> 01:07:31,933 怎么看啊 1206 01:07:34,016 --> 01:07:36,583 你但是问题也不大吧 1207 01:07:36,583 --> 01:07:38,183 你也不扣工资什么的 1208 01:07:39,416 --> 01:07:40,333 我看看 1209 01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:45,183 我都不知道在哪看 1210 01:07:54,733 --> 01:07:56,333 网页直播间就能看到 1211 01:07:58,333 --> 01:08:00,816 啊谢谢就爱看岁几十一的 1212 01:08:00,933 --> 01:08:02,899 什么呢旅行日记 1213 01:08:03,066 --> 01:08:04,016 谢谢你哦 1214 01:08:04,016 --> 01:08:04,933 谢谢没有真心 1215 01:08:04,933 --> 01:08:06,699 为什么突然送起小花花来了 1216 01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:08,500 等一下我先看一下我的分啊 1217 01:08:08,783 --> 01:08:10,466 那个系统消息就没什么 1218 01:08:12,266 --> 01:08:14,383 啊我的是12分啊一共 1219 01:08:15,016 --> 01:08:17,099 一共是满分是多少啊 1220 01:08:18,616 --> 01:08:22,183 啊总分12分我没扣啊没事没事叫救命 1221 01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:34,933 1分钟就完事我们犯的是小事啊 1222 01:08:41,466 --> 01:08:43,783 就是出发小事 1223 01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:45,016 问题不大 1224 01:08:45,066 --> 01:08:46,699 谢谢小冷猫的 1225 01:08:46,900 --> 01:08:49,216 发个小花花谢超可爱的戒指小花花 1226 01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:50,216 妈妈415的小花 1227 01:08:50,216 --> 01:08:52,099 全部的年味的中的小花大奔的小花花 1228 01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:53,066 谢谢明亮的小花花 1229 01:08:53,066 --> 01:08:54,066 谢谢我可乐两个小花花 1230 01:08:54,066 --> 01:08:55,099 背影是多余的小花花 1231 01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:56,016 希望可乐的小花 1232 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,533 嗯可以扩散心病毒的 1233 01:08:57,533 --> 01:08:58,933 消化就要看自己的消化 1234 01:08:58,933 --> 01:08:59,583 就不帮你 1235 01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:00,333 消化活动 1236 01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:01,733 身材怪的消化西班牙的消化 1237 01:09:01,733 --> 01:09:03,066 那拉拉菲尔的消化 1238 01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:04,700 好嘞 1239 01:09:09,216 --> 01:09:10,616 手都没到扣分的程度吗 1240 01:09:10,616 --> 01:09:13,016 嗯这是最后一次了 1241 01:09:13,133 --> 01:09:14,266 最后一次 1242 01:09:14,866 --> 01:09:16,216 有这个什么呢 1243 01:09:16,333 --> 01:09:18,416 以后得谨言慎行啊 1244 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:20,416 我扣完了就完蛋了 1245 01:09:22,666 --> 01:09:24,733 他也之前没有这个 1246 01:09:24,933 --> 01:09:28,333 之前没那个纹的时候没被警告来着 1247 01:09:30,666 --> 01:09:33,383 不是有这个这个什么就那个啥 1248 01:09:34,466 --> 01:09:36,416 我觉得还好吧说实话 1249 01:09:36,733 --> 01:09:38,266 就一个花纹罢了 1250 01:09:39,216 --> 01:09:42,299 坦坦荡荡啊主播心里坦坦荡荡啊 1251 01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:46,733 应该每个人或多或少都都被 1252 01:09:46,733 --> 01:09:48,416 那什么警告过吧 1253 01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:54,500 哎呀那不行那不能被扣分 1254 01:09:56,183 --> 01:09:57,099 谨言慎行了 1255 01:10:00,333 --> 01:10:01,299 哈哈哈 1256 01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:04,299 谢谢小野猫的光芒花束 1257 01:10:04,383 --> 01:10:05,866 谢谢你哦谢谢你 1258 01:10:06,466 --> 01:10:09,616 谢谢我猫的粉丝灯牌谢谢谢 1259 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:18,533 那啥我就放了个图给大家看啊 1260 01:10:20,866 --> 01:10:22,583 我感觉还好来着明明 1261 01:10:23,133 --> 01:10:24,866 这下被盯上喽 1262 01:10:31,333 --> 01:10:33,183 还是聊点别的吧还是聊异地吧 1263 01:10:33,183 --> 01:10:34,066 异地安全 1264 01:10:34,866 --> 01:10:35,866 还是异地吧 1265 01:10:35,866 --> 01:10:36,733 家人们 1266 01:10:36,933 --> 01:10:39,466 不异地的话就会发生这种事情啊 1267 01:10:39,466 --> 01:10:40,666 还是异地吧 1268 01:10:40,816 --> 01:10:42,133 异地是福报 1269 01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:47,933 when i say i wish that you would stay in my memories 1270 01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:49,899 in my memories 1271 01:10:49,900 --> 01:10:52,466 stay in my memories 1272 01:10:54,183 --> 01:10:57,133 since you came 1273 01:10:58,700 --> 01:11:01,133 i guess i'll let you stay 1274 01:11:01,783 --> 01:11:07,933 for as long as it takes to grab your books and your coat 1275 01:11:12,983 --> 01:11:14,383 那好那聊点别的吧 1276 01:11:14,383 --> 01:11:15,183 我想想 1277 01:11:15,466 --> 01:11:18,499 那聊点健康的聊点什么健康的呢 1278 01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:21,016 我想想信可信可 1279 01:11:22,733 --> 01:11:25,383 一时之间想不出来有什么有什么 1280 01:11:25,383 --> 01:11:26,783 健全的那个什么 1281 01:11:27,066 --> 01:11:29,416 话题你们想想呢 1282 01:11:32,016 --> 01:11:33,216 我昨天那个啥 1283 01:11:34,783 --> 01:11:36,783 昨天去什么 1284 01:11:37,816 --> 01:11:41,383 怎么只是会呃先大家一滴的伤口罢了 1285 01:11:41,383 --> 01:11:42,699 并不会专治 1286 01:11:46,616 --> 01:11:47,616 世界杯嗨 1287 01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:49,933 你别说这个世界杯还真是 1288 01:11:49,983 --> 01:11:53,899 还真世界嗨他个杯啊确实很世界 1289 01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:55,383 那个世界呢 1290 01:11:55,466 --> 01:11:56,616 确实是个杯 1291 01:11:56,816 --> 01:12:00,333 然后呢他就又世又界又杯啊嗨 1292 01:12:00,466 --> 01:12:03,216 别说你还真别说哈哈哈 1293 01:12:07,933 --> 01:12:08,933 完全没看 1294 01:12:12,216 --> 01:12:12,866 小编的话 1295 01:12:12,866 --> 01:12:15,616 就是相信最近世界杯应该有很多人 1296 01:12:15,616 --> 01:12:16,416 那个什么 1297 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:17,383 嗯很关注 1298 01:12:17,383 --> 01:12:19,616 那这个世界杯到底是怎么回事呢 1299 01:12:19,616 --> 01:12:19,899 那么 1300 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:23,383 让小小编陪你一起走进这个世界杯呢 1301 01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:28,700 嗨大家不会平时那个什么看了世界杯 1302 01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:30,500 然后在那个什么呃 1303 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:31,466 那工位上 1304 01:12:31,466 --> 01:12:33,899 然后座位上跟别人大谈特谈吧 1305 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:34,816 啊 1306 01:12:35,216 --> 01:12:36,499 哎昨晚上你哥哥看到没有 1307 01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:37,866 我觉得那个球员 1308 01:12:37,866 --> 01:12:39,266 他有什么那个什么 1309 01:12:39,266 --> 01:12:41,066 17分的时候发挥不正好 1310 01:12:41,066 --> 01:12:43,416 然后最后那个什么一球的时候 1311 01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:44,616 我觉得他那那 1312 01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:47,900 那那那然后虽然说这个球员他最近 1313 01:12:47,983 --> 01:12:50,099 嗯嗯他他那个什么 1314 01:12:50,266 --> 01:12:50,933 踢球没有多久 1315 01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:52,699 但是我觉得还是蛮强的 1316 01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:54,266 然后毕竟年轻嘛 1317 01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:57,900 我也这么撩吧 1318 01:13:00,383 --> 01:13:02,866 我我之前去那个理发店的时候 1319 01:13:02,983 --> 01:13:03,899 啊你平时 1320 01:13:04,416 --> 01:13:05,266 你你肯定 1321 01:13:05,983 --> 01:13:08,583 好好好中年男性啊 1322 01:13:08,900 --> 01:13:09,733 那我那天 1323 01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:12,066 之前去那个什么理发店的时候 1324 01:13:12,066 --> 01:13:14,499 然后旁边就就有两个人在那 1325 01:13:14,533 --> 01:13:16,133 嗯狂聊大概就这样 1326 01:13:16,383 --> 01:13:19,616 我当时还是记了一下的但是啊 1327 01:13:19,666 --> 01:13:21,466 但是我还记了一下他们的聊天内容 1328 01:13:21,466 --> 01:13:23,183 想回来跟大家复述来着 1329 01:13:23,216 --> 01:13:25,783 然后那天回了家就忘记跟你们说了 1330 01:13:25,816 --> 01:13:28,066 然后导致我现在就忘了差不多了 1331 01:13:30,066 --> 01:13:32,499 那觉得好像那种中年男性那个什么 1332 01:13:32,733 --> 01:13:35,533 嗯在在酒桌上那个什么 1333 01:13:35,533 --> 01:13:37,466 吃完饭然后喝完酒之后 1334 01:13:37,466 --> 01:13:40,699 然后那种呃涨红的脸然后说哈 1335 01:13:40,816 --> 01:13:43,333 想当年我年轻的时候 1336 01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:45,333 那时候就很像这种氛围 1337 01:13:48,016 --> 01:13:50,816 这样好的不是我倒是觉得那个什么 1338 01:13:54,100 --> 01:13:55,783 感觉很中年男性啊 1339 01:13:56,100 --> 01:13:59,700 stay Charm it's Humid in the Midwest 1340 01:14:00,333 --> 01:14:01,783 from June to July 1341 01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,816 怎么样算是那个什么 1342 01:14:05,866 --> 01:14:08,983 那比如说两个球队你你猜其中一个赢 1343 01:14:08,983 --> 01:14:10,466 这样就能赢钱吗 1344 01:14:10,533 --> 01:14:12,333 那不是很容易赢钱吗 1345 01:14:22,383 --> 01:14:25,266 哎一起看嘛会怪无聊的会不会 1346 01:14:30,783 --> 01:14:31,866 猜比分吗 1347 01:14:32,266 --> 01:14:34,899 那比如说我猜是2:12:1 1348 01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:37,066 然后最后是3:1的话呢 1349 01:14:40,533 --> 01:14:43,899 我这样能能赚到钱吗晚上好晚上好 1350 01:14:49,066 --> 01:14:50,016 饿了饿了 1351 01:14:52,700 --> 01:14:54,983 串起来读什么叫串起来读 1352 01:14:57,266 --> 01:15:00,383 啊为什么我这不是只差一点吗 1353 01:15:02,783 --> 01:15:05,616 都是精确到求数啊 1354 01:15:06,416 --> 01:15:09,099 为什么呢那怎样才能赢钱呢 1355 01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:11,866 必须跟我猜的一模一样才行吗 1356 01:15:11,900 --> 01:15:15,066 我猜那个什么2:1他只有3:1都不行 1357 01:15:15,816 --> 01:15:17,066 那到底是谁在赢钱 1358 01:15:17,066 --> 01:15:18,666 那不是大家都在亏吗 1359 01:15:26,300 --> 01:15:28,500 不赌赌 1360 01:15:31,216 --> 01:15:32,533 哎呀那不是哎 1361 01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:34,933 那你们这还那个啥 1362 01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:36,066 我还以为 1363 01:15:36,183 --> 01:15:38,783 我跟你赌就是我跟直播间的人赌 1364 01:15:38,783 --> 01:15:41,533 然后总有人赢总有人输这样呢 1365 01:15:42,416 --> 01:15:44,583 嗨呀那我也去开个赌球的了 1366 01:15:44,583 --> 01:15:47,183 我也去开个玩家怎么这么蠢呢你们 1367 01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:50,899 那不是 1368 01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:53,866 那不是百分之八九十的人都在输吗 1369 01:15:58,183 --> 01:16:00,866 哎呀我还以为是我我跟大家在赌 1370 01:16:00,866 --> 01:16:03,066 然后那什么我输你们就赢 1371 01:16:03,066 --> 01:16:05,183 你们输我就赢你们懂了吗 1372 01:16:07,733 --> 01:16:09,333 原来不是这样吗 1373 01:16:10,183 --> 01:16:12,583 然后顶多那个什么这个 1374 01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:15,816 那个什么那个让赌球的人那个什么 1375 01:16:16,383 --> 01:16:17,899 收点手续费吧的 1376 01:16:25,533 --> 01:16:26,533 哦哦 1377 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:30,666 哦但是他赢了会赢很多是吗 1378 01:16:31,933 --> 01:16:33,616 那是赢了是多少倍 1379 01:16:33,616 --> 01:16:35,783 他总而言之他还是那个啥啊 1380 01:16:35,783 --> 01:16:36,733 真正的主播不是 1381 01:16:37,016 --> 01:16:37,266 主播 1382 01:16:37,266 --> 01:16:40,216 是真的没了解过这方面不太感兴趣吧 1383 01:16:42,783 --> 01:16:44,866 太感兴趣的方面就是啥也不知道啊 1384 01:16:44,866 --> 01:16:45,983 不是很正常吗 1385 01:16:46,016 --> 01:16:50,333 眼泪擦干了回忆倒带我将爱 1386 01:16:50,333 --> 01:16:51,733 怎么异地方面懂那么多 1387 01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:54,299 你还不懂呢你还是个男生哼 1388 01:16:55,666 --> 01:16:58,133 这个失去你的遗憾 1389 01:16:58,133 --> 01:17:03,333 我会勇敢仰望风能带你回来 1390 01:17:03,333 --> 01:17:06,066 仰望雨能安静 1391 01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:09,066 听海他都是庄家赚大头吗 1392 01:17:09,066 --> 01:17:10,899 那也太爽了吧他们 1393 01:17:11,066 --> 01:17:12,733 他们什么也没付出啊 1394 01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:15,133 那他们什么也没付出 1395 01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:20,133 只是开了一个那个主播的地盘 1396 01:17:23,616 --> 01:17:25,066 别提这查吗 1397 01:17:25,383 --> 01:17:27,416 我怎我走的这这也要那个啥 1398 01:17:27,416 --> 01:17:29,016 我开玩笑的车管 1399 01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:37,866 哦他们哈哈哈我知道了 1400 01:17:39,016 --> 01:17:42,699 哦就是如果大家很多人呢赌赢了的话 1401 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:44,066 那他可能要输吗 1402 01:17:44,066 --> 01:17:46,016 啊他可能要倒贴是不是啊 1403 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:48,216 他是不是会倒贴啊 1404 01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:53,983 啊这个是犯罪吗哦哈哈 1405 01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:57,666 啊赌球是犯罪吗 1406 01:17:57,733 --> 01:17:59,466 为什么大家还在讨论啊 1407 01:18:02,333 --> 01:18:06,266 仰望你抱我在胸膛 1408 01:18:06,266 --> 01:18:11,666 仰望梦能给我力量不让爱逃亡 1409 01:18:12,016 --> 01:18:13,899 我们是正能量直播间啊大家 1410 01:18:13,900 --> 01:18:15,533 主播从来连那个什么堵车 1411 01:18:15,533 --> 01:18:16,499 在哪堵我都不知道 1412 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:17,983 大家千万别堵啊 1413 01:18:23,666 --> 01:18:25,466 嗯没有直播间吗是吗 1414 01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:27,466 那我以为这种在直播间不能说的 1415 01:18:27,466 --> 01:18:29,016 大家私下也不能说呢 1416 01:18:29,933 --> 01:18:33,899 不让心将我们重返 1417 01:18:46,466 --> 01:18:49,133 足彩又是什么啊那不也是足球是吧 1418 01:18:58,666 --> 01:19:01,299 哈哈哈哈哈哈啊 1419 01:19:01,300 --> 01:19:03,533 那是真是不太了解的领域呢 1420 01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:06,266 我都不知道这个是违法的 1421 01:19:06,266 --> 01:19:07,983 那大家可千万别去干啊 1422 01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:19,266 let's 1423 01:19:22,666 --> 01:19:23,466 get 1424 01:19:26,183 --> 01:19:26,983 out there 1425 01:19:27,216 --> 01:19:29,866 炒股吗哎呀我炒股我也不太明白 1426 01:19:33,016 --> 01:19:36,066 是呢我就是看他不是在那个动态 1427 01:19:36,066 --> 01:19:37,666 说自己那个什么什么 1428 01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:39,333 我都以为这个可以聊呢 1429 01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:41,300 嗯没想到不能啊 1430 01:19:46,383 --> 01:19:47,183 S 1431 01:20:00,866 --> 01:20:03,616 那为什么我聊的就是不正规的渠道啊 1432 01:20:06,300 --> 01:20:09,016 万一我聊的是正规渠道买的呢 1433 01:20:09,733 --> 01:20:12,466 啊因为我们在说的是那个啥 1434 01:20:14,466 --> 01:20:17,216 啊正规渠道就是彩票啊对不起大家 1435 01:20:17,300 --> 01:20:18,266 主播有点无知 1436 01:20:18,383 --> 01:20:20,666 我才因为彩票我也没有买过 1437 01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:23,899 因为因为主播从从来没有参与过这种 1438 01:20:23,900 --> 01:20:24,933 彩票也没买过 1439 01:20:24,933 --> 01:20:27,533 我感觉我没这个狗屎运狗屎运 1440 01:20:32,533 --> 01:20:35,699 啊他刚不是正规吗OK不能不要不要了 1441 01:20:35,983 --> 01:20:38,899 正规足彩是啥呢这个正规足彩的话 1442 01:20:38,933 --> 01:20:40,699 那什么是足足彩 1443 01:20:40,866 --> 01:20:42,299 呃什么协会的吗 1444 01:20:43,416 --> 01:20:45,533 刮刮乐也没有吗哎呀还真没有 1445 01:20:46,066 --> 01:20:49,899 主播顶多刮过那个什么呃方便面那种 1446 01:20:49,900 --> 01:20:52,983 呃那个什么干脆面的那个刮刮乐 1447 01:20:58,183 --> 01:21:00,899 电影买刮刮乐电影有卖刮刮乐的吗 1448 01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:01,900 我不知道啊 1449 01:21:04,466 --> 01:21:06,133 哎呀你们不知道 1450 01:21:06,133 --> 01:21:08,866 以前那个什么冰红茶超级容易种 1451 01:21:09,183 --> 01:21:11,383 我记得我小学的时候那个什么 1452 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:12,700 去那个什么 1453 01:21:12,933 --> 01:21:15,383 呃去那个什么呃春游 1454 01:21:15,383 --> 01:21:17,533 然后我种了多少瓶啊 1455 01:21:17,533 --> 01:21:19,899 我都忘了反正种种了四五瓶 1456 01:21:19,900 --> 01:21:22,016 就是一直种一直种一直种 1457 01:21:22,216 --> 01:21:24,466 那以前那个冰红茶超级好种 1458 01:21:31,700 --> 01:21:33,016 哇我中过无数次 1459 01:21:33,016 --> 01:21:35,266 我感觉他们这个几率太高了 1460 01:21:41,816 --> 01:21:42,616 好 1461 01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:44,666 而且在那个什么 1462 01:21:44,866 --> 01:21:46,783 那什么上学的时候 1463 01:21:46,816 --> 01:21:49,216 啊对对对茉莉蜜茶特别容易中哎 1464 01:21:49,216 --> 01:21:51,299 好像是茉莉蜜茶我也忘记了 1465 01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:55,416 很多基本上每一天都有人中 1466 01:21:56,816 --> 01:21:59,466 就是每天都有人中啊就经常听到说 1467 01:21:59,533 --> 01:22:01,216 呃什么他他也中了他也中了 1468 01:22:01,216 --> 01:22:03,816 然后有时候喝不完然后给大家分那种 1469 01:22:04,783 --> 01:22:05,583 哼 1470 01:22:06,333 --> 01:22:07,266 后面直接不让换 1471 01:22:07,266 --> 01:22:08,816 现在他们都是那种是二维码 1472 01:22:08,816 --> 01:22:10,733 谁有功夫扫你那二维码呀 1473 01:22:10,733 --> 01:22:12,333 我想说我没事干嘛 1474 01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:14,666 你就直接跟我说我中没中不就得了吗 1475 01:22:14,666 --> 01:22:16,183 我有功夫扫你那破没破 1476 01:22:16,183 --> 01:22:16,816 二维码吗 1477 01:22:16,816 --> 01:22:17,783 你破二维码 1478 01:22:17,866 --> 01:22:19,616 指不定让我看多少个广告 1479 01:22:19,616 --> 01:22:21,183 关注什么多少个公众号呢 1480 01:22:21,183 --> 01:22:22,266 你去死吧 1481 01:22:24,533 --> 01:22:27,866 看着你看窗外 1482 01:22:28,466 --> 01:22:31,216 是吗我也不知道他在搞什么 1483 01:22:31,216 --> 01:22:33,099 你告诉我中没中不就完了吗 1484 01:22:35,533 --> 01:22:38,016 连中四包瓜子来回跑了四趟 1485 01:22:39,783 --> 01:22:41,866 我都是买到立刻九开 1486 01:22:42,066 --> 01:22:45,733 扭开九开四川话说九开 1487 01:22:46,266 --> 01:22:48,533 嗯立刻看看哎中没中 1488 01:22:52,066 --> 01:22:53,499 我现我根本现在 1489 01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:56,866 根本不会去扫码的大家会去扫码吗 1490 01:23:10,616 --> 01:23:12,583 我关注公众号哎 1491 01:23:12,583 --> 01:23:14,416 我最烦那种什么反正去好多 1492 01:23:14,416 --> 01:23:15,816 那种什么地方都是 1493 01:23:15,933 --> 01:23:17,266 让让你那种什么 1494 01:23:17,933 --> 01:23:20,733 不太想招待你然后直接让你扫二维码 1495 01:23:21,533 --> 01:23:23,183 那有的时候我真的懒得扫他那 1496 01:23:23,183 --> 01:23:24,383 破二维码呀 1497 01:23:27,983 --> 01:23:29,866 感觉完全已经没有人 1498 01:23:30,016 --> 01:23:33,066 在那个柜台帮你点单了的那种 1499 01:23:33,183 --> 01:23:37,266 多久我只在乎这心动前所未有 1500 01:23:40,866 --> 01:23:41,583 节省人力 1501 01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:42,866 不是他们这种就 1502 01:23:42,866 --> 01:23:44,816 就是用脑子上面想想那种 1503 01:23:44,816 --> 01:23:47,983 对那种呃中老年就是非常不友好啊 1504 01:23:47,983 --> 01:23:49,816 我就想到如果我妈或者是 1505 01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:53,333 那个什么上了年纪的人去肯定很麻烦 1506 01:24:00,783 --> 01:24:01,583 哼 1507 01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:06,016 易拉罐吗那是易拉罐 1508 01:24:06,133 --> 01:24:08,733 我都不怎么喝那种什么易拉罐饮料了 1509 01:24:08,733 --> 01:24:09,533 已经 1510 01:24:09,533 --> 01:24:13,099 我拥有了又想自由自由或又想拥有 1511 01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:14,700 哎呦 1512 01:24:19,016 --> 01:24:19,466 确实 1513 01:24:19,466 --> 01:24:21,183 主要是那个什么柜台的那个服务员 1514 01:24:21,183 --> 01:24:22,983 也不太想搭理你的那种 1515 01:24:26,216 --> 01:24:29,299 为什么要叫老年人用手机点嗨 1516 01:24:30,016 --> 01:24:32,066 老年人单独出门啊 1517 01:24:32,983 --> 01:24:33,783 嗯 1518 01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:41,383 我都不知道又在哪了 1519 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:43,933 那为什么我他应该是已经寄出了 1520 01:24:43,933 --> 01:24:46,183 但是我这边用我的手机号根本 1521 01:24:46,466 --> 01:24:49,099 我我就搜那个什么顺丰快递 1522 01:24:49,100 --> 01:24:50,383 除非他寄的不是顺丰快递 1523 01:24:50,383 --> 01:24:52,299 但是他跟我说寄的是顺丰快递 1524 01:24:52,533 --> 01:24:54,899 哎总而言之这个问题只有等那个什么 1525 01:24:55,066 --> 01:24:56,899 呃周一才能知道 1526 01:24:56,900 --> 01:24:57,816 周周一告诉 1527 01:24:57,816 --> 01:24:58,616 我 1528 01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:01,700 哼哼农夫山泉 1529 01:25:02,133 --> 01:25:04,816 没有再来一瓶农夫山泉我想想 1530 01:25:06,700 --> 01:25:08,666 为什么喝农夫山泉啊自己不喝 1531 01:25:08,666 --> 01:25:10,383 不不喝那个啥水吗 1532 01:25:11,100 --> 01:25:13,383 你们觉得农夫山泉好喝还是怡宝好 1533 01:25:13,383 --> 01:25:14,183 喝啊 1534 01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:16,783 用快递单号吗他没给我呀 1535 01:25:16,983 --> 01:25:18,583 我早知道我当时他告诉我的时候 1536 01:25:18,583 --> 01:25:19,499 让他给我了 1537 01:25:19,533 --> 01:25:23,266 要求我明白有些默契我必须要自受 1538 01:25:23,266 --> 01:25:25,499 小垃圾套装我只买了一个那个什么 1539 01:25:25,616 --> 01:25:27,616 史莱姆和一个那个什么 1540 01:25:27,666 --> 01:25:30,866 呃大大的棉签就是用来用来掏耳朵的 1541 01:25:31,466 --> 01:25:33,733 有区别有区别有区别 1542 01:25:35,700 --> 01:25:36,700 绝对有区别啊 1543 01:25:36,700 --> 01:25:38,183 怎么会有人喝不出区别啊 1544 01:25:38,183 --> 01:25:39,666 那康师傅 1545 01:25:39,783 --> 01:25:43,016 呃那什么怡宝还有什么 1546 01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:45,783 农夫山泉都有区别的 1547 01:25:46,900 --> 01:25:49,216 对一般有点甜然后 1548 01:25:50,016 --> 01:25:53,666 嗯康师傅是有一点塑料的味道我感觉 1549 01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:56,333 塑料水的感觉 1550 01:26:00,866 --> 01:26:02,666 冰露这种也还行 1551 01:26:02,983 --> 01:26:05,983 没了我大家信不过的那个星座 1552 01:26:05,983 --> 01:26:09,099 你一定要好好生活别想太多 1553 01:26:09,100 --> 01:26:09,983 冰露的 1554 01:26:10,133 --> 01:26:13,216 瓶子太那个啥了我感觉他瓶子好软哦 1555 01:26:16,216 --> 01:26:16,983 哼哼 1556 01:26:16,983 --> 01:26:20,783 just in a different way if i may hey for sure 1557 01:26:20,783 --> 01:26:23,333 i know you used to love me more 1558 01:26:23,333 --> 01:26:26,066 but now is a friend what's it all down 1559 01:26:26,066 --> 01:26:27,099 我刚才要说什么 1560 01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:29,616 啊就买了这两个东西还是要买别的吗 1561 01:26:29,616 --> 01:26:31,583 你们还有还有别的想听的吗 1562 01:26:31,900 --> 01:26:34,383 还有我看到了什么哈哈哈 1563 01:26:35,900 --> 01:26:36,733 你自己烧的水好喝 1564 01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:39,183 对啊你可以买那个什么饮水机然后 1565 01:26:39,533 --> 01:26:42,466 上水的那种我觉得那种也没啥毛病 1566 01:26:42,466 --> 01:26:45,383 如果你是一个比较贵的那种水的话 1567 01:26:45,533 --> 01:26:47,583 买一个比较好一点的水的话 1568 01:26:47,733 --> 01:26:49,899 农夫山泉之类的完全没毛病啊 1569 01:26:54,733 --> 01:26:57,416 不是农村人哦什么什么什么 1570 01:26:58,133 --> 01:27:00,816 反正比较经典的那种什么大屏的那种 1571 01:27:00,816 --> 01:27:02,016 大同的那种 1572 01:27:02,133 --> 01:27:05,183 叫啥反正你买网贵了买没啥味道的 1573 01:27:05,383 --> 01:27:08,616 alone with a smile in his hug 1574 01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:13,733 元气呐那人人头卖元气呐喊的 1575 01:27:14,266 --> 01:27:16,616 这辈子你就只喜欢主播身上的元 1576 01:27:16,616 --> 01:27:18,416 气这一个特征了是吧 1577 01:27:21,333 --> 01:27:23,899 我买那个棉签我没想到买了这么多 1578 01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:25,733 到时候真的给你们那个什么 1579 01:27:25,866 --> 01:27:27,299 耳朵给你们掏烂 1580 01:27:28,466 --> 01:27:31,066 感觉好像有二三十根棉签 1581 01:27:32,300 --> 01:27:34,933 巨大一根比手指还粗的那种 1582 01:27:44,583 --> 01:27:45,499 真的不知道买啥 1583 01:27:45,500 --> 01:27:47,266 别的感觉好多都是那种什么 1584 01:27:47,983 --> 01:27:49,016 那种什么吧 1585 01:27:49,016 --> 01:27:50,466 不是不是很有必要 1586 01:27:50,466 --> 01:27:53,133 感觉别的买别的不是很有必必要 1587 01:27:56,016 --> 01:27:58,299 这个水确实有点味道啊 1588 01:27:58,616 --> 01:28:00,983 就就买那个什么桶装水啊 1589 01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:07,100 我的冰淇淋关门没有啊 1590 01:28:09,700 --> 01:28:11,416 哎还没关门门啊 1591 01:28:11,466 --> 01:28:12,466 真的假的 1592 01:28:12,700 --> 01:28:14,016 到10点关门 1593 01:28:14,816 --> 01:28:16,416 我再考虑半小时好了 1594 01:28:19,933 --> 01:28:22,133 哎这别的我都不知道买什么了 1595 01:28:22,133 --> 01:28:23,583 差不多将就吧 1596 01:28:24,733 --> 01:28:26,533 那就敲敲东西到时候 1597 01:28:28,583 --> 01:28:30,699 我没吃我还在思考呢 1598 01:28:33,733 --> 01:28:36,183 啊我跟你们说我昨天出门去那个什么 1599 01:28:36,300 --> 01:28:40,066 呃呃我还没吃呢等我吃了你再说吧 1600 01:28:40,066 --> 01:28:42,266 怎么还没做这个事情就开始说了 1601 01:28:43,900 --> 01:28:46,700 谢谢妈妈吃的心啊我的草莓蛋糕 1602 01:28:47,133 --> 01:28:48,816 我也想吃蛋糕了 1603 01:28:49,816 --> 01:28:52,616 昨天吃冰淇淋但家里很暖和呀 1604 01:28:53,066 --> 01:28:55,533 孤单一个人 1605 01:28:56,383 --> 01:28:57,533 多有可能 1606 01:28:57,533 --> 01:28:59,866 我吃到的吃肯那个什么肯德基 1607 01:28:59,866 --> 01:29:00,699 不是肯德基 1608 01:29:00,700 --> 01:29:03,866 我可能等待会吃那个啥什么东西来着 1609 01:29:03,983 --> 01:29:04,783 烧烤 1610 01:29:11,816 --> 01:29:15,299 我想吃那种蛋糕我想吃冰淇淋蛋糕 1611 01:29:15,783 --> 01:29:17,899 这个世界上真有冰淇淋蛋糕吗 1612 01:29:17,900 --> 01:29:19,700 我觉得他们说是冰淇淋蛋糕 1613 01:29:19,700 --> 01:29:20,983 他们就是冰淇淋啊 1614 01:29:20,983 --> 01:29:22,699 他们不是有那个什么 1615 01:29:22,900 --> 01:29:25,533 那个什么蛋糕胚的那种对吧 1616 01:29:29,816 --> 01:29:31,216 慢慢新出的旋风啊 1617 01:29:31,216 --> 01:29:33,066 我很久没有吃麦当劳了 1618 01:29:33,066 --> 01:29:35,216 我感觉有一年没吃过麦当劳了 1619 01:29:35,416 --> 01:29:38,383 黑土队干部纳尔基 1620 01:29:38,533 --> 01:29:39,333 国药 1621 01:29:40,016 --> 01:29:42,466 西欧卡土队纳 1622 01:29:42,616 --> 01:29:45,016 真有吗什么牌子的 1623 01:29:45,733 --> 01:29:47,099 one month to the 1624 01:29:47,700 --> 01:29:52,733 night Gangster 1625 01:29:54,216 --> 01:29:58,333 Giga哎呀我想要吃有蛋糕配的那种 1626 01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:00,666 而且大家那个什么 1627 01:30:01,616 --> 01:30:04,266 两片巧克力饼底加冰淇淋吗 1628 01:30:05,066 --> 01:30:06,466 而且我以前弄 1629 01:30:06,466 --> 01:30:09,066 而且那个什么蛋糕必须要那个啥 1630 01:30:09,183 --> 01:30:09,533 蛋糕 1631 01:30:09,533 --> 01:30:12,466 必须在冰箱里冻冻很久然后吃才好吃 1632 01:30:12,466 --> 01:30:13,416 你们觉没觉得 1633 01:30:13,416 --> 01:30:16,016 常温的蛋糕真的是口都下不去 1634 01:30:18,333 --> 01:30:19,133 哼 1635 01:30:27,733 --> 01:30:28,699 教我做的吗 1636 01:30:28,700 --> 01:30:31,616 哎呦我不想要被教我不想被教 1637 01:30:31,783 --> 01:30:33,383 我不想自己做 1638 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:34,783 怎么那么贤惠啊 1639 01:30:36,583 --> 01:30:38,133 我快听你好 1640 01:30:43,783 --> 01:30:45,899 哎他声音太小了 1641 01:30:46,300 --> 01:30:47,616 那我再再试试 1642 01:30:50,783 --> 01:30:51,583 我 1643 01:30:54,183 --> 01:30:55,933 看这样能能不能听到 1644 01:31:15,066 --> 01:31:17,699 等一下小猫叫的声音 1645 01:31:17,700 --> 01:31:21,133 我我我我今天啊不是我昨天出门然后 1646 01:31:23,133 --> 01:31:25,099 哎呀我我我想给你们听来着 1647 01:31:25,100 --> 01:31:26,866 但是怎么才能让你们听到呢 1648 01:31:26,866 --> 01:31:28,866 我手机手机声音太小了 1649 01:31:31,866 --> 01:31:32,616 哎 1650 01:31:32,616 --> 01:31:36,133 我那个啥我昨天不是出门去散步了吗 1651 01:31:36,783 --> 01:31:39,866 然后然后我想找我之前 1652 01:31:39,900 --> 01:31:42,583 跟大家说我给一个那个什么公 1653 01:31:42,583 --> 01:31:45,266 那个什么橘猫就是公的绝育了 1654 01:31:45,300 --> 01:31:47,466 然后就很久没有见到他 1655 01:31:47,700 --> 01:31:49,983 然后他本来还有一个弟弟 1656 01:31:49,983 --> 01:31:51,266 本来想给他们俩都绝 1657 01:31:51,266 --> 01:31:51,499 育的 1658 01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:53,533 但是就是绝育那天那个弟弟不见了 1659 01:31:53,533 --> 01:31:55,933 反正我起码有一个多月没见着他了 1660 01:31:55,933 --> 01:31:58,583 但是那个哥哥就是已经绝育了的话 1661 01:31:58,616 --> 01:32:00,733 就是有半个多月没见着着了 1662 01:32:00,733 --> 01:32:02,616 反正两只都不在我不知道他们哪去了 1663 01:32:02,616 --> 01:32:03,416 我就是 1664 01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:05,500 但是我问那个超市的那个叔叔 1665 01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,866 他又说他见到过 1666 01:32:08,066 --> 01:32:09,866 不是超市叔叔超市的爷爷吧 1667 01:32:09,866 --> 01:32:10,933 但是我觉得他老年人 1668 01:32:10,933 --> 01:32:11,666 我不知道他是不是 1669 01:32:11,666 --> 01:32:13,733 我不知道他的记忆力可不可靠啊 1670 01:32:13,900 --> 01:32:16,616 那我我昨天就想着啊没事干 1671 01:32:16,666 --> 01:32:17,533 就到处走走 1672 01:32:17,533 --> 01:32:20,466 到处找一找一下我就满小区那个 1673 01:32:20,466 --> 01:32:23,183 喵喵喵 1674 01:32:24,466 --> 01:32:25,416 我猫醒了 1675 01:32:26,533 --> 01:32:28,816 这到处找哎但是没找着 1676 01:32:28,816 --> 01:32:31,733 然后我找着了一只另外一只猫 1677 01:32:33,500 --> 01:32:34,466 够被感郁了 1678 01:32:34,466 --> 01:32:36,933 不可能我觉得他们是去跑去找 1679 01:32:36,933 --> 01:32:39,066 找到了更温暖的地方吧可能 1680 01:32:42,383 --> 01:32:44,416 然后我们小区这还有1只 1681 01:32:44,583 --> 01:32:45,466 猫你们知道吗 1682 01:32:45,466 --> 01:32:47,133 我但是他非常怕人 1683 01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:49,733 就是之前我也喂过他几次 1684 01:32:49,816 --> 01:32:52,216 每每次靠近他一一点点的 1685 01:32:52,216 --> 01:32:53,616 他就马上就跑了 1686 01:32:53,616 --> 01:32:55,616 他就会爬上树爬的巨快 1687 01:32:57,133 --> 01:32:58,066 还有啥呢 1688 01:32:58,333 --> 01:33:00,066 而且比如说他正在吃东西 1689 01:33:00,066 --> 01:33:02,666 我就稍微动一下他就马上又又跑了 1690 01:33:02,666 --> 01:33:05,733 惧怕人然后我我本来在找那两只猫 1691 01:33:05,733 --> 01:33:07,933 因为我感觉这只猫就是那个 1692 01:33:08,466 --> 01:33:09,616 那个很怕人的那只猫 1693 01:33:09,616 --> 01:33:11,733 已经太久没见见着他了我就感觉 1694 01:33:11,783 --> 01:33:13,099 而且他长得比较可爱吗 1695 01:33:13,100 --> 01:33:15,100 我在想他是不是被人抓去养了 1696 01:33:17,866 --> 01:33:19,783 就结果我就在那找的时候 1697 01:33:19,783 --> 01:33:21,616 然后他从树上爬了下来 1698 01:33:21,616 --> 01:33:22,866 那么高一个树啊 1699 01:33:22,866 --> 01:33:23,899 就是很大的那种树 1700 01:33:23,900 --> 01:33:25,733 不知道他是不是睡在树上啊 1701 01:33:25,866 --> 01:33:27,783 好神奇我感觉像是那种 1702 01:33:27,983 --> 01:33:30,733 人家像那种漫画里面会出现的事情 1703 01:33:30,933 --> 01:33:33,933 那从一个很高的树上那个什么喵喵叫 1704 01:33:34,133 --> 01:33:36,499 爬下来了然后就跑到我脚边 1705 01:33:37,066 --> 01:33:39,183 好神奇呢他睡在树上吗 1706 01:33:39,183 --> 01:33:41,699 我决定今晚下播之后之后再去找找他 1707 01:33:41,700 --> 01:33:43,700 我看他是不是还还睡在那 1708 01:33:43,900 --> 01:33:45,333 太神奇了吧 1709 01:33:49,216 --> 01:33:50,016 而且他 1710 01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:53,099 树上比较暖和不可能吗我在想 1711 01:33:54,100 --> 01:33:56,216 那是不是他觉得树上比较安全啊 1712 01:33:59,533 --> 01:34:00,816 而且他很怕 1713 01:34:01,066 --> 01:34:02,016 明明很怕人 1714 01:34:02,016 --> 01:34:05,216 然后我隔很远叫他他他就立刻 1715 01:34:05,333 --> 01:34:06,266 朝我奔来 1716 01:34:06,266 --> 01:34:08,383 我不知道他是认出我了还是什么 1717 01:34:08,616 --> 01:34:10,266 他是认出我声音了吗 1718 01:34:10,466 --> 01:34:11,499 我也不知道 1719 01:34:12,733 --> 01:34:13,616 哎呦我天呐 1720 01:34:13,616 --> 01:34:14,699 他本来他很怕人 1721 01:34:14,700 --> 01:34:17,183 然后我当时看他正在吃东西吗 1722 01:34:17,183 --> 01:34:18,416 感觉他就是很饿 1723 01:34:18,416 --> 01:34:20,866 因为猫很饿的时候吃东西是这样的 1724 01:34:20,866 --> 01:34:23,699 喵喵喵喵喵喵喵 1725 01:34:24,466 --> 01:34:26,933 我猫又醒了学的太像了 1726 01:34:28,783 --> 01:34:30,333 就是有点像在说话那种 1727 01:34:30,333 --> 01:34:32,499 就是特别饿的时候吃东西就会这样 1728 01:34:34,066 --> 01:34:35,066 然后我就看他 1729 01:34:35,066 --> 01:34:36,499 我就感觉他也没有很瘦 1730 01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:38,900 但是我觉得按照他的性格来说啊 1731 01:34:38,933 --> 01:34:40,866 他应该是没有人给他投喂的 1732 01:34:40,866 --> 01:34:42,499 因为他太怕人了 1733 01:34:42,783 --> 01:34:44,583 我就觉得人很难给他投喂 1734 01:34:44,583 --> 01:34:46,099 我不知道他在哪找吃的 1735 01:34:46,333 --> 01:34:47,983 按理来说他应该很瘦的 1736 01:34:48,066 --> 01:34:49,983 但是我摸他竟然 1737 01:34:50,266 --> 01:34:51,266 还是很有肉 1738 01:34:51,266 --> 01:34:54,533 而且感觉他的毛发很很舒服 1739 01:34:54,583 --> 01:34:56,066 就是你们知道那两只橘猫 1740 01:34:56,066 --> 01:34:59,299 我当我都我把他们从小喂到大吧大概 1741 01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:02,383 反正喂了有有有3个多月 1742 01:35:03,266 --> 01:35:05,983 这么他们他们的毛摸起来还是很一般 1743 01:35:07,266 --> 01:35:11,133 但是那只猫他就是油光水滑的 1744 01:35:11,300 --> 01:35:13,133 然后在那狂蹭了我20分钟 1745 01:35:13,133 --> 01:35:14,583 我手机给我蹭没电了 1746 01:35:14,583 --> 01:35:16,499 我手机都自动关机了 1747 01:35:17,333 --> 01:35:19,099 好幸福啊大家 1748 01:35:19,783 --> 01:35:20,899 就是来回 1749 01:35:21,533 --> 01:35:25,783 来回这样啊往左往右往左往右 1750 01:35:25,900 --> 01:35:27,783 然后然后用用用头 1751 01:35:27,816 --> 01:35:29,899 这样子跳起来拱我的手 1752 01:35:29,900 --> 01:35:31,816 然后我当时还在给我朋友发消息 1753 01:35:31,816 --> 01:35:33,933 我说我操这个猫怎么回事 1754 01:35:33,933 --> 01:35:34,783 他以前惧 1755 01:35:34,783 --> 01:35:37,266 怕我的就是根本不能靠近他 1756 01:35:37,266 --> 01:35:38,666 那个什么3米以内 1757 01:35:38,666 --> 01:35:41,016 他怎么突然大变性情 1758 01:35:41,500 --> 01:35:43,066 然后我再发发消息 1759 01:35:43,066 --> 01:35:45,016 然后他就他就那个一直叫 1760 01:35:45,016 --> 01:35:46,499 欲求不满你知道吗 1761 01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:48,216 一直一直欲求不满啊 1762 01:35:48,500 --> 01:35:51,333 想边叫边蹭我然后想让我摸他头 1763 01:35:52,333 --> 01:35:53,299 天呐 1764 01:35:55,216 --> 01:35:56,816 好幸福在我猫身上 1765 01:35:56,816 --> 01:35:59,066 从来没有体会的到的一种幸福 1766 01:35:59,133 --> 01:36:02,816 家人们家猫还是不如野猫还是野花香 1767 01:36:03,783 --> 01:36:05,866 太幸福了我操 1768 01:36:06,733 --> 01:36:08,299 太可爱了 1769 01:36:10,133 --> 01:36:11,183 狂叫 1770 01:36:11,183 --> 01:36:13,899 尾巴翘的巨高我都想把它带回家了 1771 01:36:14,416 --> 01:36:16,266 我想把它收留了 1772 01:36:16,333 --> 01:36:18,266 我妈可能会把我杀了 1773 01:36:19,933 --> 01:36:21,183 佳佳我真的不想说他 1774 01:36:21,183 --> 01:36:22,499 我这妹子那个什么 1775 01:36:22,866 --> 01:36:25,416 我的猫没让我体会过这种温情 1776 01:36:25,583 --> 01:36:27,016 蹭都基本上不蹭我 1777 01:36:27,066 --> 01:36:28,933 就是我有时候出门 1778 01:36:28,933 --> 01:36:29,933 然后出门久了 1779 01:36:29,933 --> 01:36:32,499 他可能才会在我的那什么 1780 01:36:32,533 --> 01:36:35,866 轻轻的用尾巴扫一扫我的那个裤腿 1781 01:36:35,900 --> 01:36:38,466 根本不会像这个猫一样狂蹭我 1782 01:36:40,933 --> 01:36:43,333 根本在他身上感受不到的温情 1783 01:36:46,216 --> 01:36:47,866 啊可能记住我的味道了吗 1784 01:36:47,866 --> 01:36:50,416 可能是他蹭的我已经回到家之后 1785 01:36:50,416 --> 01:36:52,183 我妈闻着我的外套已经在 1786 01:36:53,583 --> 01:36:56,133 你们懂吗猫的鼻子会煽动 1787 01:36:56,300 --> 01:36:58,100 就鼻子一直在那煽动 1788 01:37:00,783 --> 01:37:02,899 在玩呢哈哈哈哈 1789 01:37:10,416 --> 01:37:12,583 找到真爱了大家啊 1790 01:37:12,583 --> 01:37:13,933 我当时也养我猫 1791 01:37:13,933 --> 01:37:17,383 之前我就特别想养一只很粘人的那种 1792 01:37:17,666 --> 01:37:19,866 主播的心灵非常的平级 1793 01:37:19,866 --> 01:37:21,266 非常需要一只猫 1794 01:37:21,266 --> 01:37:24,383 一天可以抱抱我半个小时以上的那种 1795 01:37:24,416 --> 01:37:27,783 就我吗我我从抱着他开始抱抱 1796 01:37:28,016 --> 01:37:30,016 抱住他可以开始倒数3秒钟 1797 01:37:30,016 --> 01:37:31,583 3秒不到他就会跑掉 1798 01:37:31,583 --> 01:37:33,533 要是我就数了3秒他还没有走的话 1799 01:37:33,533 --> 01:37:34,583 我都会想说吼 1800 01:37:34,783 --> 01:37:36,933 我的猫也太乖了吧 1801 01:37:37,500 --> 01:37:40,383 准备准备有这么好满足就是这个猫 1802 01:37:41,783 --> 01:37:43,216 很卑微很卑微 1803 01:37:44,666 --> 01:37:46,983 啊我猫不太喜欢动物哦不是我妈 1804 01:37:46,983 --> 01:37:48,016 不太喜欢动物 1805 01:37:49,416 --> 01:37:49,899 我把 1806 01:37:49,900 --> 01:37:52,416 我把我妈带回家的时候他也不太开心 1807 01:37:55,133 --> 01:37:56,616 啊我妈是那个什么 1808 01:37:56,616 --> 01:37:58,016 我去喂流浪猫他都不会 1809 01:37:58,016 --> 01:37:58,533 他都会 1810 01:37:58,533 --> 01:38:01,133 都都已经跟他吵过很多架的那种哎 1811 01:38:02,666 --> 01:38:03,816 不太那个啥 1812 01:38:04,066 --> 01:38:05,783 哎还是感觉 1813 01:38:06,900 --> 01:38:08,383 已经警告我很多次 1814 01:38:08,383 --> 01:38:10,933 不准再再带另外一只猫回家 1815 01:38:10,933 --> 01:38:12,266 不可以再养了 1816 01:38:12,533 --> 01:38:16,183 感觉可能只能自己外出那个什么 1817 01:38:16,416 --> 01:38:19,133 组建新的家庭才能再养猫了 1818 01:38:21,583 --> 01:38:22,133 毛毛过敏 1819 01:38:22,133 --> 01:38:24,983 没有他就是单纯的觉得嗯 1820 01:38:28,133 --> 01:38:32,533 单纯觉得哎怎么说呢哎呀 1821 01:38:34,333 --> 01:38:35,133 喜欢狗吗 1822 01:38:35,133 --> 01:38:37,733 也不太喜欢我妈对动物真没那啥 1823 01:38:37,783 --> 01:38:39,583 就是觉得多管闲事吧 1824 01:38:41,066 --> 01:38:42,266 觉得那什么 1825 01:38:42,300 --> 01:38:44,500 那有这么多猫你都能喂的过来吗 1826 01:38:44,583 --> 01:38:47,216 嗯嗯那啥 1827 01:38:48,100 --> 01:38:50,183 哈哈哈就是比较沉重的话题那 1828 01:38:50,183 --> 01:38:52,866 比如说那个什么做主播之前没钱的话 1829 01:38:52,866 --> 01:38:55,783 呃是没自己没赚钱他要说啊 1830 01:38:56,333 --> 01:38:58,416 你你自己钱没赚你还要弄什么 1831 01:38:58,416 --> 01:38:59,866 花钱去弄这些猫 1832 01:39:00,133 --> 01:39:02,583 但是做主播有钱了之后呢 1833 01:39:02,583 --> 01:39:05,383 他就会说你有这个钱你还不如给我用 1834 01:39:07,816 --> 01:39:08,616 哎 1835 01:39:12,733 --> 01:39:13,816 嗯麻烦啊 1836 01:39:14,466 --> 01:39:16,933 懒得这么确定 1837 01:39:17,183 --> 01:39:23,583 因为你每个害羞的反应你牵 1838 01:39:23,583 --> 01:39:25,099 上交银行银行卡吗 1839 01:39:25,100 --> 01:39:26,500 就是不太想上交啊 1840 01:39:26,500 --> 01:39:28,066 感觉到叛逆期了 1841 01:39:28,100 --> 01:39:30,900 你们都交工资给给自己爸妈吗 1842 01:39:34,133 --> 01:39:35,499 我麻烦吗 1843 01:39:35,783 --> 01:39:37,783 我们的麻烦不在一个层次上 1844 01:39:37,783 --> 01:39:39,466 主播只是很一比 1845 01:39:39,533 --> 01:39:42,816 很很很缺爱很那什么 1846 01:39:43,100 --> 01:39:44,866 呃是不是这方面的麻烦 1847 01:39:45,700 --> 01:39:47,616 和信仰 1848 01:39:51,066 --> 01:39:53,616 厚厚的甜蜜感 1849 01:39:53,866 --> 01:39:55,899 用幸福诚肝 1850 01:39:56,016 --> 01:39:57,816 将一些收藏 1851 01:40:00,266 --> 01:40:04,099 那比如说你月入呃5,000你给你交多少 1852 01:40:05,183 --> 01:40:06,866 我看看你们的比例 1853 01:40:06,983 --> 01:40:09,183 不太好说是吧你们好说具体的吗 1854 01:40:09,183 --> 01:40:11,333 不知道你们的底线在哪 1855 01:40:15,533 --> 01:40:18,666 刚上班每个月交2,000那现在呢 1856 01:40:21,866 --> 01:40:24,616 工资就是家里给什么富二代那个什么 1857 01:40:24,733 --> 01:40:27,183 那个什么子子承副业是吧 1858 01:40:36,466 --> 01:40:39,299 分之1那也太心痛了吧 1859 01:40:42,583 --> 01:40:44,016 有工作也不会交吗 1860 01:40:44,416 --> 01:40:46,816 你爸妈会会要求吗 1861 01:40:47,533 --> 01:40:48,333 啊 1862 01:40:50,466 --> 01:40:52,416 差不多1/3吗 1863 01:40:53,583 --> 01:40:54,383 哈哈 1864 01:40:54,900 --> 01:40:55,700 哈 1865 01:40:56,216 --> 01:40:57,666 好心痛啊 1866 01:40:58,016 --> 01:41:00,383 那你们交给他们这那个什么 1867 01:41:00,666 --> 01:41:01,983 他们是帮你们 1868 01:41:02,333 --> 01:41:04,816 保存还是就是给他们了算是 1869 01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:18,616 那是你爸妈存款太多了想一想 1870 01:41:24,016 --> 01:41:27,099 啊这是补贴家用吗哎呦 1871 01:41:28,616 --> 01:41:31,616 后念长长久久 1872 01:41:33,066 --> 01:41:35,616 约好到白头 1873 01:41:39,016 --> 01:41:42,183 你浅浅的微笑就像 1874 01:41:42,383 --> 01:41:44,899 但是你们会不会很害怕那个什么呢 1875 01:41:49,733 --> 01:41:51,533 你们会不会很害怕那个呀 1876 01:41:51,616 --> 01:41:54,933 就是那种什么各种那种什么诈骗 1877 01:41:55,300 --> 01:41:57,066 就现在诈骗手的很多啊 1878 01:41:57,066 --> 01:41:59,616 你们不害怕自己爸爸妈妈被骗吗 1879 01:41:59,783 --> 01:42:02,133 那我自己是有自信自己应该 1880 01:42:02,500 --> 01:42:04,933 所谓真的是很厉害很厉厉害的人 1881 01:42:04,933 --> 01:42:05,866 来骗我啊 1882 01:42:06,183 --> 01:42:08,383 不然我感觉我应该不太会上上当 1883 01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:10,300 但是我爸妈的话我就不太好说啊 1884 01:42:10,300 --> 01:42:12,266 你们不会这这么思考吗 1885 01:42:19,983 --> 01:42:22,133 合照一张 1886 01:42:24,533 --> 01:42:26,383 喝夕阳 1887 01:42:27,816 --> 01:42:28,616 那片APP 1888 01:42:36,733 --> 01:42:37,099 不是 1889 01:42:37,100 --> 01:42:39,533 一不小心把自己的直播间声音打开了 1890 01:42:44,733 --> 01:42:46,099 那个高明啊 1891 01:42:46,500 --> 01:42:48,216 不太不太好那个啥 1892 01:42:49,933 --> 01:42:54,666 你浅浅的微笑就像红梅子茶 1893 01:42:55,583 --> 01:42:58,383 我尝了你嘴角唇膏 1894 01:42:58,783 --> 01:43:00,499 薄荷味道 1895 01:43:01,183 --> 01:43:02,933 是甜甜的 1896 01:43:02,933 --> 01:43:06,333 情来得这么决定骗是他们钱 1897 01:43:06,333 --> 01:43:08,133 那你把钱交过去就是骗子 1898 01:43:08,133 --> 01:43:10,133 就是你们和他的钱了 1899 01:43:10,583 --> 01:43:11,466 翻译 1900 01:43:12,500 --> 01:43:17,183 你虔诚的微笑就像妩媚滋长 1901 01:43:17,533 --> 01:43:18,466 我是上年纪 1902 01:43:18,466 --> 01:43:21,016 我就上了40就叫上年纪了吧 1903 01:43:21,383 --> 01:43:26,266 我好喜欢厚厚的甜蜜感 1904 01:43:26,616 --> 01:43:30,533 用幸福全看成一些收藏 1905 01:43:30,816 --> 01:43:32,933 合照一张 1906 01:43:35,583 --> 01:43:36,383 合 1907 01:43:36,700 --> 01:43:39,100 现在很多年轻人都被骗的好吗 1908 01:43:42,866 --> 01:43:45,299 但是主要是现在诈骗手段太多了 1909 01:43:45,300 --> 01:43:47,183 不是人不精明的问题 1910 01:43:50,183 --> 01:43:53,133 有的还会装装装成那种什么警察 1911 01:43:53,133 --> 01:43:54,733 然后说什么什么的那种 1912 01:43:55,183 --> 01:43:57,466 装成警察来诈骗的那种 1913 01:44:09,466 --> 01:44:10,899 骂人的 1914 01:44:11,700 --> 01:44:12,500 嗯 1915 01:44:16,216 --> 01:44:17,016 哈哈 1916 01:44:18,816 --> 01:44:21,933 不是这人竟竟然有这么多人那个什么 1917 01:44:22,216 --> 01:44:22,983 交钱的吗 1918 01:44:22,983 --> 01:44:24,933 我以为大家都不交钱的呢 1919 01:44:25,183 --> 01:44:27,899 现在这么多大家这么多人都交钱呢 1920 01:44:39,733 --> 01:44:43,266 tonight i trace a fragile curve 1921 01:44:43,783 --> 01:44:47,333 the damn horizon that you serve 1922 01:44:48,016 --> 01:44:52,016 holy moment快递也有很多骗人的 1923 01:44:54,333 --> 01:44:55,733 让大家知不知道啊 1924 01:44:55,733 --> 01:44:57,216 有很多那种快递说 1925 01:44:57,266 --> 01:44:58,866 哎你这个快递有什么问题 1926 01:44:58,866 --> 01:44:59,866 然后就骗那个 1927 01:45:03,066 --> 01:45:06,666 can you feel that night is falling 1928 01:45:07,016 --> 01:45:10,816 i'm calling i'm calling 1929 01:45:11,066 --> 01:45:13,066 and now i hear you 1930 01:45:13,183 --> 01:45:16,666 your voice like a soft ringing 1931 01:45:18,866 --> 01:45:26,216 and all at once it seems like you've been singing to me 1932 01:45:26,866 --> 01:45:30,983 hey hey hey hey hey 1933 01:45:31,133 --> 01:45:32,216 快点快点快点快点 1934 01:45:32,416 --> 01:45:33,216 快点快点快点 1935 01:45:35,333 --> 01:45:36,133 快点 1936 01:45:37,783 --> 01:45:39,983 快点快点快点快点 1937 01:45:41,100 --> 01:45:41,900 快点 1938 01:45:47,666 --> 01:45:48,466 嗯 1939 01:45:51,416 --> 01:45:53,416 那唱点什么就差不多下了吧 1940 01:45:53,416 --> 01:45:54,499 我看唱点啥 1941 01:46:00,450 --> 01:46:03,366 不早吗要不然咱们干嘛呢 1942 01:46:15,450 --> 01:46:17,283 好了先听这个 1943 01:46:20,600 --> 01:46:21,683 不是这个 1944 01:46:24,566 --> 01:46:27,683 看球我待会就打呼看3分钟我就打呼 1945 01:46:31,883 --> 01:46:34,199 哎在哪看啊我都不知道 1946 01:46:36,200 --> 01:46:46,250 外人空白没病红茶夏天不要来 1947 01:46:46,250 --> 01:46:50,200 我的世界因为有了你 1948 01:46:50,333 --> 01:46:57,283 没有风也摇摆想要飞快跟我来 1949 01:46:57,283 --> 01:46:59,083 what can i do 1950 01:46:59,450 --> 01:47:02,083 我的爱不用逃 1951 01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:05,200 啊这声音太大还有什么地方能看吗 1952 01:47:05,366 --> 01:47:07,999 抖音的话那他不是那什么不太方便啊 1953 01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:10,966 用用网页的话都不能全屏啊 1954 01:47:15,133 --> 01:47:17,649 坑球赛了兄弟们撤你要撤自己撤 1955 01:47:17,650 --> 01:47:19,400 兵哥碎是不会走的 1956 01:47:35,166 --> 01:47:36,733 的路 1957 01:47:37,766 --> 01:47:39,733 会很奇怪 1958 01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:43,566 没人比赛 1959 01:47:45,083 --> 01:47:47,733 操场say bye bye 1960 01:47:48,133 --> 01:47:52,049 我的世界因为有了你 1961 01:47:52,133 --> 01:47:55,599 没有风也摇摆 1962 01:47:55,766 --> 01:47:59,133 想要飞来跟我来 1963 01:47:59,133 --> 01:48:00,999 what can i do 1964 01:48:03,366 --> 01:48:06,333 梦到你快不起来 1965 01:48:06,400 --> 01:48:08,250 what can i do 1966 01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:15,483 你的人像泡面无所不在哦i can i do 1967 01:48:15,933 --> 01:48:20,849 装可爱还是要说个明白 1968 01:48:20,966 --> 01:48:22,799 what can i do 1969 01:48:23,283 --> 01:48:25,766 我爱你可不可以 1970 01:48:25,766 --> 01:48:26,766 你也还 1971 01:48:26,883 --> 01:48:28,199 真的爱上我 1972 01:48:29,250 --> 01:48:30,683 真至于吗 1973 01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:44,000 你有没有什么好事跟我说说啊 1974 01:48:44,366 --> 01:48:46,683 快振奋一下我的精神 1975 01:48:48,283 --> 01:48:50,599 要是可以看到是不能放画面吗 1976 01:48:52,533 --> 01:48:53,333 我先 1977 01:49:01,366 --> 01:49:03,333 电影吗有什么好看的电影 1978 01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:04,400 那一句 1979 01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:07,533 我爱你可不可以 1980 01:49:07,566 --> 01:49:09,966 你也很巧的爱上我 1981 01:49:12,166 --> 01:49:13,449 我放假了 1982 01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:17,200 不直播就是好事吗 1983 01:49:17,200 --> 01:49:19,166 那怎么经常直播啊 1984 01:49:20,133 --> 01:49:24,599 啦啦 1985 01:49:29,533 --> 01:49:32,049 啦 1986 01:49:36,966 --> 01:49:38,283 挺好挺好 1987 01:49:40,483 --> 01:49:43,799 昨天就没好事那只是怎么说呢 1988 01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:46,133 这是一个怎么说呢 1989 01:49:46,133 --> 01:49:46,966 嗯 1990 01:49:48,683 --> 01:49:51,366 这是那这个好视频率也太高了 1991 01:49:55,683 --> 01:49:56,483 哎 1992 01:49:56,533 --> 01:49:58,483 没直播大家真的会很想吗 1993 01:49:58,483 --> 01:49:59,483 说实话 1994 01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:01,883 我点个外卖啊 1995 01:50:01,883 --> 01:50:04,049 看看再点个啥 1996 01:50:04,333 --> 01:50:07,849 our conversations have been honest lately 1997 01:50:08,883 --> 01:50:12,533 but when it comes to us your words are hazy 1998 01:50:13,200 --> 01:50:15,050 making me a little lost 1999 01:50:15,566 --> 01:50:17,683 don't know how to make it stop 2000 01:50:17,800 --> 01:50:19,766 making me a little lost 2001 01:50:24,883 --> 01:50:26,166 嗯烧烤吗 2002 01:50:27,133 --> 01:50:29,483 一天不听主播声音浑身难受 2003 01:50:29,850 --> 01:50:32,133 人气也经常不在呀 2004 01:50:37,366 --> 01:50:38,249 呃我这个什么呢 2005 01:50:38,250 --> 01:50:42,166 DQ太远了DQ离我家等不了那么久了 2006 01:50:42,166 --> 01:50:43,366 快饿死了 2007 01:50:44,400 --> 01:50:48,733 is how you keep me from leaving 2008 01:50:49,000 --> 01:50:54,250 all of the words that i'm wanting you to say 2009 01:50:54,533 --> 01:50:56,533 make me wonder 2010 01:50:56,966 --> 01:51:00,166 hating is a waste 2011 01:51:04,283 --> 01:51:07,766 our situation has been changing lately 2012 01:51:09,000 --> 01:51:13,933 there here's attention do you feel it baby making me 2013 01:51:13,966 --> 01:51:14,766 你们想 2014 01:51:15,650 --> 01:51:18,800 你们想边直播边看什么呢 2015 01:51:18,800 --> 01:51:21,083 就这种直播你们也要看的吗 2016 01:51:24,166 --> 01:51:26,449 我直播间越来越随便了 2017 01:51:29,400 --> 01:51:32,450 每顿都吃的叫上真的真的是的说 2018 01:51:35,166 --> 01:51:37,766 真的说要专门留肚子给零食 2019 01:51:39,766 --> 01:51:44,849 all of the words that i'm wanting you to say 2020 01:51:45,333 --> 01:51:49,449 make me wanna stay but waiting is up 2021 01:51:49,483 --> 01:51:50,966 就是已经看完了 2022 01:51:53,533 --> 01:51:54,449 视频介绍 2023 01:51:54,450 --> 01:51:56,733 什么视频介绍啊那不是那 2024 01:51:57,850 --> 01:51:59,683 怕大家给我整嘎的 2025 01:52:01,283 --> 01:52:02,683 嗯万一你们发的不好笑 2026 01:52:02,683 --> 01:52:05,249 我我我面无表情怎么办 2027 01:52:05,766 --> 01:52:11,933 always had so i'm just left here dreaming 2028 01:52:14,366 --> 01:52:20,799 dreaming all of the words that i'm wanting you 2029 01:52:21,850 --> 01:52:24,533 我对笑点还是很有追求的好吧 2030 01:52:30,166 --> 01:52:30,966 嗯 2031 01:52:36,450 --> 01:52:38,366 我现在有点高哈哈 2032 01:52:39,450 --> 01:52:41,366 二串我二串我都看完了呀 2033 01:52:41,366 --> 01:52:42,733 都没什么好看的 2034 01:52:43,533 --> 01:52:45,483 就再看一遍没没啥意思 2035 01:52:45,483 --> 01:52:47,649 我基本上都都看 2036 01:52:47,650 --> 01:52:49,333 大家发的都会看 2037 01:52:51,850 --> 01:52:54,850 切个切个这个吧就 2038 01:52:56,050 --> 01:52:58,366 it's been a couple months 2039 01:52:59,166 --> 01:53:03,083 that's just about enough time 2040 01:53:03,800 --> 01:53:05,566 i need to stop crying 2041 01:53:05,733 --> 01:53:09,133 look at all the pictures now i kinda smile 2042 01:53:09,283 --> 01:53:11,599 i haven't felt that in a while 2043 01:53:12,933 --> 01:53:19,483 it's late i hear the door bell ringing and it's boring 2044 01:53:20,333 --> 01:53:22,483 i open up that door 2045 01:53:22,850 --> 01:53:23,650 哈哈哈 2046 01:53:24,250 --> 01:53:25,050 OK 2047 01:53:34,050 --> 01:53:35,933 吃中算了吧吃中太贵了 2048 01:53:36,133 --> 01:53:37,399 减3个够吃 2049 01:53:37,650 --> 01:53:39,400 make it harder 2050 01:53:39,533 --> 01:53:41,566 than it already is 2051 01:53:42,133 --> 01:53:44,849 i'm trying to get 2052 01:53:46,166 --> 01:53:46,966 over 2053 01:53:53,450 --> 01:53:54,600 上次点多了吗 2054 01:53:55,250 --> 01:53:56,050 没有吧 2055 01:53:58,000 --> 01:54:00,683 我这会没有点过很多好像啊 2056 01:54:00,683 --> 01:54:02,933 那是很早以前那是我朋友给我点的吧 2057 01:54:05,683 --> 01:54:07,733 够了够了晚上别吃那么多啊 2058 01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:12,966 那什么好看点的电视啊 2059 01:54:13,683 --> 01:54:15,083 我现在想干嘛呢 2060 01:54:15,083 --> 01:54:16,966 我现在想看什么呢 2061 01:54:22,966 --> 01:54:24,566 哎哎 2062 01:54:24,683 --> 01:54:25,649 大家 2063 01:54:27,533 --> 01:54:30,366 我今天还是得在那个什么12点之前 2064 01:54:30,366 --> 01:54:33,566 下播吧在12点再去看看那个猫 2065 01:54:35,050 --> 01:54:36,450 you see it's hard to find an 2066 01:54:36,450 --> 01:54:39,083 这就点了两样这点了三样keep beginning 2067 01:54:39,366 --> 01:54:42,999 over and over again i promise that the ending 2068 01:54:43,133 --> 01:54:44,199 always stays the same 2069 01:54:44,200 --> 01:54:48,083 so there's no good reason and make believe 2070 01:54:48,333 --> 01:54:52,166 in that we could ever exist again 2071 01:54:52,450 --> 01:54:53,766 i can't be your friend 2072 01:54:53,850 --> 01:54:55,200 这是谁呀这么 2073 01:54:55,200 --> 01:54:57,533 the reason we hold back each other from falling哼 2074 01:54:59,533 --> 01:55:00,599 不要这样看好吗 2075 01:55:00,600 --> 01:55:02,366 这为什么老是打错字 2076 01:55:06,283 --> 01:55:09,166 那喜剧比如说什么呢 2077 01:55:13,650 --> 01:55:14,566 你是说佳佳 2078 01:55:14,566 --> 01:55:17,849 还是说那只那只流浪小猫啊 2079 01:55:18,283 --> 01:55:22,533 you're all drunk in my kitchen girl in the needle position 2080 01:55:22,533 --> 01:55:26,733 too busy playing the victim to be listening to me 2081 01:55:26,733 --> 01:55:30,399 when i say i wish that you would stay 2082 01:55:30,400 --> 01:55:32,050 in my memories 2083 01:55:32,600 --> 01:55:34,200 in my memories 2084 01:55:39,966 --> 01:55:40,766 哈哈 2085 01:55:41,933 --> 01:55:43,199 我看看有没有 2086 01:55:43,483 --> 01:55:45,333 但是这个太暴露我家了 2087 01:55:45,333 --> 01:55:47,166 主要是他的照片 2088 01:55:47,200 --> 01:55:51,883 how long is it takes to grab your books and your coat 2089 01:55:51,883 --> 01:55:53,133 and i wonder 2090 01:55:55,083 --> 01:55:57,566 when we were fighting 2091 01:55:57,600 --> 01:55:59,966 cause it's still all my clothes 2092 01:56:00,050 --> 01:56:01,683 everything that i own 2093 01:56:01,683 --> 01:56:05,199 and it makes me feel like dying 2094 01:56:05,733 --> 01:56:07,649 i was barely just 2095 01:56:07,650 --> 01:56:08,733 都是会员呢 2096 01:56:13,883 --> 01:56:15,649 真的好少啊 2097 01:56:16,483 --> 01:56:19,249 什么时候才能那个啥呀 2098 01:56:22,483 --> 01:56:24,199 这就只有这几个电影吗 2099 01:56:24,200 --> 01:56:25,200 周星驰的 2100 01:56:29,933 --> 01:56:31,333 还会有烂片之夜吗 2101 01:56:31,333 --> 01:56:32,733 必须烂片 2102 01:56:34,050 --> 01:56:35,966 必须烂烂片之夜 2103 01:56:36,450 --> 01:56:38,366 爱看爱看烂片 2104 01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:39,483 我刚才在想 2105 01:56:39,483 --> 01:56:41,333 要不要看那个什么六头杀呢 2106 01:56:41,333 --> 01:56:43,283 但是想想还是再缓缓吧 2107 01:56:44,366 --> 01:56:46,649 六头杀要不然再再缓缓 2108 01:56:53,533 --> 01:56:55,733 啊这样沙卷风还是 2109 01:56:56,483 --> 01:56:57,766 嗯青春之旅 2110 01:56:58,333 --> 01:57:00,849 沙卷风和青春之旅选一下 2111 01:57:02,333 --> 01:57:05,199 很恐怖的他都不能放啊 2112 01:57:05,483 --> 01:57:06,933 很恐怖的他都不能 2113 01:57:06,933 --> 01:57:08,849 哔哩哔哩他都没有啊 2114 01:57:09,050 --> 01:57:11,166 太局限了这个世界 2115 01:57:17,533 --> 01:57:20,083 这就跟你说了已经看完啦 2116 01:57:22,600 --> 01:57:24,800 我已经看过星际穿越了但是 2117 01:57:25,800 --> 01:57:28,566 有点早了我当时没有太认真 2118 01:57:28,800 --> 01:57:30,800 可能是边玩边看的 2119 01:57:31,083 --> 01:57:32,649 昨天就是看完了 2120 01:57:34,450 --> 01:57:37,283 真之旅吗你们这么有少女心啊 2121 01:57:39,200 --> 01:57:40,200 哎刷抖音吗 2122 01:57:43,800 --> 01:57:45,000 但是会暴露我账号 2123 01:57:45,000 --> 01:57:47,566 就是不是不是不太想我看看 2124 01:58:01,450 --> 01:58:02,766 那有心疼之旅吗 2125 01:58:03,283 --> 01:58:05,083 中午的外卖还没到就是了 2126 01:58:07,050 --> 01:58:10,450 so call me when the world loves play 2127 01:58:10,966 --> 01:58:14,449 i love you but it's hard to believe 2128 01:58:14,933 --> 01:58:16,399 with every day 2129 01:58:16,683 --> 01:58:18,083 用这个小号刷的 2130 01:58:19,966 --> 01:58:21,049 做三件套我不 2131 01:58:35,883 --> 01:58:38,733 这首歌我每次都会想到那个我也好卡 2132 01:58:42,000 --> 01:58:44,133 不是抖友吗是啊 2133 01:58:46,133 --> 01:58:47,849 怎么了不满意吗 2134 01:58:48,000 --> 01:58:49,883 这是全中国多少人 2135 01:58:49,933 --> 01:58:51,933 是不是抖抖音那个什么 2136 01:58:52,166 --> 01:58:54,133 已经有几亿用户了 2137 01:58:54,133 --> 01:58:56,799 抖音才是大潮流哈哈 2138 01:59:02,683 --> 01:59:04,133 啊算是看到这 2139 01:59:09,450 --> 01:59:10,483 我不知道 2140 01:59:11,566 --> 01:59:14,133 我就是再看看我就看到哪了来着 2141 01:59:14,283 --> 01:59:17,849 it's not hard to tell why we feel this down 2142 01:59:17,850 --> 01:59:19,933 when it all goes well 2143 01:59:20,000 --> 01:59:23,883 so call me when the world looks bleak 2144 01:59:24,883 --> 01:59:26,133 OK转多了 2145 01:59:26,733 --> 01:59:28,083 要不要唱点啥呢 2146 01:59:33,933 --> 01:59:35,133 用小号吗 2147 01:59:35,450 --> 01:59:38,050 我想用别人的号我不想用我自己的号 2148 01:59:38,283 --> 01:59:39,766 那小号也是我自己的 2149 01:59:39,766 --> 01:59:41,566 东西也是我自己的 2150 01:59:41,683 --> 01:59:44,083 嗯绑定的我自己的东西 2151 01:59:45,400 --> 01:59:47,483 公司有吗真的假的 2152 01:59:56,366 --> 01:59:57,449 反正我觉得 2153 01:59:58,250 --> 01:59:59,166 反正反正我觉得 2154 01:59:59,166 --> 02:00:01,133 抖音上有很多好笑的东西 2155 02:00:01,333 --> 02:00:02,799 我不知道你们不看抖音 2156 02:00:02,800 --> 02:00:04,483 我不知道你们去哪乐呵了 2157 02:00:04,483 --> 02:00:07,449 总而言之我的乐呵是在抖音上找的 2158 02:00:10,966 --> 02:00:12,199 stop有一个号 2159 02:00:13,366 --> 02:00:14,199 word呢 2160 02:00:16,600 --> 02:00:19,400 真的吗他们有人的账号是stop k吗 2161 02:00:21,166 --> 02:00:22,883 哎我之前的消息他 2162 02:00:30,200 --> 02:00:33,283 放不太好他那么说你你那你别说了 2163 02:00:36,050 --> 02:00:37,366 哼直播 2164 02:00:38,450 --> 02:00:38,933 但是 2165 02:00:38,933 --> 02:00:41,566 我的直播也不会让大家开怀大笑啊 2166 02:00:41,683 --> 02:00:44,966 但是有的抖音是会让人开怀大笑的 2167 02:00:45,483 --> 02:00:46,283 懂吗 2168 02:00:53,133 --> 02:00:55,333 你可以给我注册个抖音吗 2169 02:00:55,333 --> 02:00:56,733 我这么说啊哈哈 2170 02:01:06,766 --> 02:01:10,249 往梦能给我力量 2171 02:01:10,250 --> 02:01:11,683 不让爱逃亡 2172 02:01:11,683 --> 02:01:13,166 不让心躲藏 2173 02:01:13,166 --> 02:01:15,166 让我坚强 2174 02:01:16,250 --> 02:01:17,050 哼 2175 02:01:23,766 --> 02:01:25,449 开怀大笑不起来现在 2176 02:01:27,566 --> 02:01:29,599 没有什么开笑大笑的事情主要是 2177 02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:33,650 不让谁将我们撑伞 2178 02:01:33,933 --> 02:01:34,883 不怕分开 2179 02:01:34,883 --> 02:01:36,166 一直开开笑笑 2180 02:01:36,883 --> 02:01:39,933 但是你这每天需要几个嗯 2181 02:01:40,133 --> 02:01:40,999 大笑的契机 2182 02:01:41,000 --> 02:01:43,166 不是大笑吧就是哈哈哈 2183 02:01:43,166 --> 02:01:44,683 这样笑这样笑吧至少 2184 02:01:49,483 --> 02:01:51,733 那不然哔哩哔哩有很多很好笑的视频 2185 02:01:51,733 --> 02:01:53,166 吗我不会觉得呀 2186 02:01:53,566 --> 02:01:55,649 哔哩哔哩主打的又不是搞笑 2187 02:01:57,200 --> 02:01:58,400 这么说可以的吧 2188 02:01:59,250 --> 02:02:00,050 哼 2189 02:02:04,800 --> 02:02:06,250 那小猫还不能开心吗 2190 02:02:06,250 --> 02:02:09,483 不能的不能的只是只能说是有点至于 2191 02:02:09,566 --> 02:02:11,449 只是不能说开心 2192 02:02:12,083 --> 02:02:13,766 不能转换心情的 2193 02:02:21,966 --> 02:02:23,483 听点好听的啊 2194 02:02:23,483 --> 02:02:25,649 今天再听点快乐的歌好了 2195 02:02:32,850 --> 02:02:33,650 嗯 2196 02:02:34,600 --> 02:02:36,450 挖掘的太浅了 2197 02:02:37,650 --> 02:02:38,450 嗯 2198 02:02:38,800 --> 02:02:41,200 我觉得我看了一些真不太好笑啊 2199 02:02:41,366 --> 02:02:42,933 没有很多没有呃 2200 02:02:42,933 --> 02:02:43,649 不能这么说 2201 02:02:43,650 --> 02:02:45,650 是没有很多很好笑的东西吧 2202 02:02:45,650 --> 02:02:47,283 就是嗯 2203 02:02:49,483 --> 02:02:50,966 没有很多很好吃的东西 2204 02:02:51,166 --> 02:02:53,049 被大家拍了自己生活日常 2205 02:02:53,333 --> 02:02:54,883 那什么日常发了啥事情 2206 02:02:54,883 --> 02:02:56,249 一般来说就几十秒的话 2207 02:02:56,250 --> 02:02:58,650 应该不太会玩哔哩哔哩蠢啊 2208 02:03:01,333 --> 02:03:03,449 表白后的妩媚 2209 02:03:03,450 --> 02:03:07,450 树下突然发了芽 2210 02:03:08,733 --> 02:03:09,483 美的 2211 02:03:09,483 --> 02:03:11,966 没事的不过我的事就好 2212 02:03:21,483 --> 02:03:22,599 哈哈哈 2213 02:03:22,800 --> 02:03:24,083 不是我现在在看 2214 02:03:24,083 --> 02:03:26,966 我平时看到好笑的视频会那个什么 2215 02:03:27,050 --> 02:03:28,800 就是转发给我朋友吗 2216 02:03:28,800 --> 02:03:31,000 就是在抖音内可以接转发 2217 02:03:31,000 --> 02:03:35,200 我现在打开之前转发的已经有点热了 2218 02:03:35,366 --> 02:03:36,933 哈哈 2219 02:03:37,933 --> 02:03:39,999 哈真的很搞笑 2220 02:03:42,483 --> 02:03:43,883 哈哈哈 2221 02:03:44,650 --> 02:03:45,883 哈哈哈 2222 02:03:49,000 --> 02:03:49,800 哈哈 2223 02:03:56,200 --> 02:03:57,000 哈 2224 02:04:03,800 --> 02:04:04,800 哈哈哈哈 2225 02:04:06,933 --> 02:04:07,733 哈 2226 02:04:08,600 --> 02:04:09,400 哈 2227 02:04:12,133 --> 02:04:13,083 哈哈哈哈 2228 02:04:13,800 --> 02:04:14,600 哈哈 2229 02:04:15,933 --> 02:04:16,733 哈 2230 02:04:16,883 --> 02:04:20,449 写胸膛合照一张 2231 02:04:22,850 --> 02:04:24,800 和夕阳 2232 02:04:27,083 --> 02:04:29,766 就是怎么说呢我就是啊 2233 02:04:29,766 --> 02:04:30,566 只是一个 2234 02:04:30,566 --> 02:04:32,883 但是好像的视频没有那么多啊 2235 02:04:32,883 --> 02:04:34,533 那只是你这是 2236 02:04:35,166 --> 02:04:35,883 那个什么 2237 02:04:35,883 --> 02:04:38,933 只是只有的时候会会会有看到 2238 02:04:38,933 --> 02:04:40,483 能看到这么好笑的视频 2239 02:04:40,533 --> 02:04:41,333 但不是什么时候 2240 02:04:41,333 --> 02:04:43,966 都能看到这么好笑的视频的找不到 2241 02:04:48,600 --> 02:04:50,933 哈哈哈哈哈哈 2242 02:04:52,600 --> 02:04:55,283 那怎么哈哈哈换一下心情啊 2243 02:04:55,600 --> 02:04:56,400 哈 2244 02:04:57,850 --> 02:04:59,733 哈哈哈 2245 02:05:00,250 --> 02:05:01,450 紧依靠 2246 02:05:04,800 --> 02:05:09,683 你浅浅的微笑就像妩媚紫窖 2247 02:05:10,483 --> 02:05:15,566 我照亮你嘴角唇膏薄荷味道 2248 02:05:16,083 --> 02:05:21,483 是甜甜的爱情来得这么确定 2249 02:05:21,766 --> 02:05:26,649 因为你每个害羞的反应 2250 02:05:27,566 --> 02:05:32,133 你浅浅的微笑就像妩媚滋长 2251 02:05:33,250 --> 02:05:36,133 迎风吹过你的头发 2252 02:05:36,333 --> 02:05:39,199 我好那我在想能怎么样把这个视频 2253 02:05:42,766 --> 02:05:43,566 哈哈哈 2254 02:05:44,766 --> 02:05:46,883 哎等我有那个什么呃 2255 02:05:47,283 --> 02:05:48,083 哈哈哈 2256 02:05:49,650 --> 02:05:50,533 真的很乱 2257 02:05:50,533 --> 02:05:53,249 来这么真的谁都会觉得好笑的哈 2258 02:05:53,450 --> 02:05:54,400 哈哈哈 2259 02:05:56,766 --> 02:05:58,533 啊什么好有效率吗 2260 02:05:58,800 --> 02:06:00,600 就是毕竟但是他不是 2261 02:06:00,933 --> 02:06:04,366 就是要一直这么滑的话就会一直这么 2262 02:06:04,800 --> 02:06:06,450 那个什么的话就会很好笑但 2263 02:06:06,450 --> 02:06:08,133 不是一个视频特别好笑 2264 02:06:12,400 --> 02:06:13,200 我看看 2265 02:06:14,050 --> 02:06:15,800 嗯嗯我看看 2266 02:06:17,883 --> 02:06:19,333 都都有小号之后 2267 02:06:19,333 --> 02:06:20,733 然后我每次大号 2268 02:06:20,733 --> 02:06:22,366 我自己的号刷到什么好笑的 2269 02:06:22,366 --> 02:06:24,199 然后我就转给小号然后小号 2270 02:06:24,333 --> 02:06:27,333 收藏然后收藏一波家人们然后 2271 02:06:27,333 --> 02:06:28,533 哈哈这样 2272 02:06:29,333 --> 02:06:32,766 这样一起看好了一起看我觉得好笑的 2273 02:06:40,800 --> 02:06:42,766 这很多时候你要看评论啊 2274 02:06:43,250 --> 02:06:45,366 你看哎有人搬运确实有人搬运 2275 02:06:48,933 --> 02:06:53,166 10月28抖音11月28 Billy Billy 11月29 2276 02:06:54,166 --> 02:06:54,966 这个 2277 02:06:55,850 --> 02:06:57,733 哎这个只能说那个啥 2278 02:06:58,683 --> 02:07:00,733 有点好笑但是不是巨好笑 2279 02:07:00,733 --> 02:07:03,166 但是你要连着的话就会看的很开心 2280 02:07:03,166 --> 02:07:03,966 怎么办 2281 02:07:06,483 --> 02:07:08,966 我来看看啊没啥东西OK 2282 02:07:10,000 --> 02:07:10,800 哼 2283 02:07:13,933 --> 02:07:16,166 这个是要讲究一个氛围的你懂不懂啊 2284 02:07:16,166 --> 02:07:17,566 其实还有一个什么呢 2285 02:07:17,566 --> 02:07:18,649 我就现在直接给你们放 2286 02:07:18,650 --> 02:07:20,000 你们不会觉得有特别好笑 2287 02:07:20,000 --> 02:07:21,800 有可能因为你要那什么 2288 02:07:21,933 --> 02:07:23,249 就是先进入一个氛围 2289 02:07:23,250 --> 02:07:24,000 就看一些 2290 02:07:24,000 --> 02:07:24,766 啊还好的东西 2291 02:07:24,766 --> 02:07:25,366 然后突然来那个 2292 02:07:25,366 --> 02:07:26,999 很好笑的你就会觉得很好笑 2293 02:07:27,083 --> 02:07:28,449 但是而不是一来就说 2294 02:07:28,450 --> 02:07:29,883 哎我现在有个很好笑的给你看 2295 02:07:29,883 --> 02:07:31,133 你说不定就不会觉得很好笑 2296 02:07:31,133 --> 02:07:32,566 你懂吗这个 2297 02:07:32,650 --> 02:07:34,250 搞笑是要讲究一个氛围的 2298 02:07:34,250 --> 02:07:35,850 就跟那个什么脱口秀一样 2299 02:07:35,850 --> 02:07:37,483 不能一来就把这个 2300 02:07:37,600 --> 02:07:39,450 呃大招放出来懂吧 2301 02:07:39,766 --> 02:07:41,166 讲究个氛围啊 2302 02:07:43,400 --> 02:07:45,883 啊我没听讲呀我只是跟你们讲讲解 2303 02:07:45,883 --> 02:07:46,649 一下 2304 02:07:46,650 --> 02:07:47,450 就 2305 02:07:48,600 --> 02:07:51,133 约好到白头 2306 02:07:53,850 --> 02:07:56,133 对你看我这个直播间的氛围啊 2307 02:07:56,133 --> 02:07:57,533 目前老是放这个音乐 2308 02:07:57,533 --> 02:07:59,533 都都都不是很很那个啥 2309 02:08:01,083 --> 02:08:02,966 我先找两个我再找一个 2310 02:08:03,766 --> 02:08:04,683 再找一个 2311 02:08:05,683 --> 02:08:07,733 先放点欢快的音乐好不 2312 02:08:09,533 --> 02:08:10,333 好 2313 02:08:11,133 --> 02:08:12,966 点中点之杂谈毕竟 2314 02:08:20,966 --> 02:08:21,766 嗯 2315 02:08:29,366 --> 02:08:31,399 我真的想拒绝我朋友给我发视频 2316 02:08:31,400 --> 02:08:32,800 发什么破视频啊 2317 02:08:32,800 --> 02:08:35,883 每次看完就是嘴角都没动一下的 2318 02:09:05,733 --> 02:09:06,566 哈哈 2319 02:09:13,533 --> 02:09:15,733 我刚才在看哪个视频了来着 2320 02:09:20,366 --> 02:09:21,366 不是这个 2321 02:09:29,333 --> 02:09:30,933 啊不行不行不想找了就这个吧 2322 02:09:30,933 --> 02:09:31,883 就先上车上 2323 02:09:41,966 --> 02:09:42,766 okay 2324 02:10:02,400 --> 02:10:02,683 不是 2325 02:10:02,683 --> 02:10:05,399 这两天你的情绪就断了要接连 2326 02:10:05,650 --> 02:10:07,200 接连不断的 2327 02:10:08,166 --> 02:10:09,133 哎什么的 2328 02:10:09,966 --> 02:10:11,966 这么好笑吗很好笑 2329 02:10:12,400 --> 02:10:16,000 他这个所以说你这样那个啥 2330 02:10:16,450 --> 02:10:18,733 着了这啊这不好笑吗 2331 02:10:20,250 --> 02:10:21,000 我都跟你们说 2332 02:10:21,000 --> 02:10:23,050 那我就跟你们说要有铺垫的 2333 02:10:23,133 --> 02:10:25,049 这还嘴角都不动一下 2334 02:10:26,766 --> 02:10:27,049 哎呀 2335 02:10:27,050 --> 02:10:28,766 要有铺垫的要有铺垫的 2336 02:10:28,766 --> 02:10:30,799 说实话要有铺垫的 2337 02:10:34,250 --> 02:10:37,533 一直往下滑才你要接连不断你懂吗 2338 02:10:37,533 --> 02:10:38,766 不能冷场 2339 02:10:41,883 --> 02:10:42,083 可能是 2340 02:10:42,083 --> 02:10:44,966 我还在刚才看到别的好笑视频的情 2341 02:10:44,966 --> 02:10:45,849 绪里啊 2342 02:10:48,133 --> 02:10:50,199 明明就很好笑啊 2343 02:10:50,966 --> 02:10:52,199 最好笑吧 2344 02:11:10,533 --> 02:11:11,933 真的要连着看才好笑 2345 02:11:11,933 --> 02:11:14,566 我说实话这不是主播给自己找借口 2346 02:11:14,600 --> 02:11:16,400 因为你想你看那个什么 2347 02:11:16,450 --> 02:11:17,566 呃你看小品 2348 02:11:17,566 --> 02:11:18,683 看那个什么脱口秀 2349 02:11:18,683 --> 02:11:20,733 他都不可能说只有一分钟 2350 02:11:20,733 --> 02:11:22,483 然后就让你情绪断了 2351 02:11:22,483 --> 02:11:25,483 那他他的话都是接连不断的 2352 02:11:25,650 --> 02:11:26,166 懂吗 2353 02:11:26,166 --> 02:11:28,199 他不可能上来跟你讲一个什么东西 2354 02:11:28,200 --> 02:11:29,850 讲完30秒钟他就下去了 2355 02:11:29,933 --> 02:11:31,199 那个情绪要在 2356 02:11:40,166 --> 02:11:41,133 笑死我了 2357 02:11:42,366 --> 02:11:42,799 我 2358 02:11:42,800 --> 02:11:45,200 不止笑了不好笑 2359 02:11:47,966 --> 02:11:49,199 贼好笑了 2360 02:11:59,883 --> 02:12:01,599 哈哈哈 2361 02:12:02,283 --> 02:12:04,049 找点脱口秀看 2362 02:12:05,083 --> 02:12:05,366 嗨 2363 02:12:05,366 --> 02:12:08,283 我喜欢的脱口秀圆圆应该都不能放吧 2364 02:12:10,933 --> 02:12:13,599 我只有看一个人的那个什么脱口秀 2365 02:12:13,600 --> 02:12:14,966 哈哈大笑过 2366 02:12:15,000 --> 02:12:17,883 就是笑的快死要死不活的那种 2367 02:12:21,766 --> 02:12:22,766 有看脱口秀的 2368 02:12:22,800 --> 02:12:24,600 人应该知道我说的是谁吧 2369 02:12:25,133 --> 02:12:26,799 啊但是那个也好笑 2370 02:12:33,366 --> 02:12:35,449 不能说的人你们那个什么 2371 02:12:36,133 --> 02:12:38,399 还不是那么早之前的人吧 2372 02:12:40,200 --> 02:12:42,566 我看看那谁来着 2373 02:12:43,933 --> 02:12:44,849 那个 2374 02:12:45,050 --> 02:12:47,250 哎呀是那个可以说吗 2375 02:12:47,333 --> 02:12:51,333 哎他现在是那种什么那种什么呢 2376 02:12:52,000 --> 02:12:53,133 那种 2377 02:12:54,333 --> 02:12:57,199 不能再出现在公共场那个什么眼眼 2378 02:12:57,250 --> 02:12:58,450 眼眼中的那种 2379 02:12:58,450 --> 02:13:02,400 劣质劣劣迹一人不是劣质一 2380 02:13:08,000 --> 02:13:08,650 啊 2381 02:13:08,650 --> 02:13:10,133 呀我没支付 2382 02:13:11,333 --> 02:13:12,849 哦我支付了没事没事 2383 02:13:13,800 --> 02:13:14,850 别哭别哭 2384 02:13:16,283 --> 02:13:19,999 啊是卡姆呀没有人看过卡姆吗 2385 02:13:21,683 --> 02:13:23,199 他们特别好笑啊 2386 02:13:34,933 --> 02:13:37,083 啊你们有觉得他很好笑吗 2387 02:13:37,650 --> 02:13:40,200 啊不能说吗为什么问号啊 2388 02:13:40,650 --> 02:13:43,800 卡姆啊啊你们真不知道啊 2389 02:13:44,533 --> 02:13:45,333 好吧 2390 02:13:53,366 --> 02:13:54,566 然后我就不怎么看了 2391 02:13:54,566 --> 02:13:55,849 反正大家有的说好笑的 2392 02:13:55,850 --> 02:13:57,366 我觉得没有特别好笑 2393 02:13:58,166 --> 02:13:59,449 但是我还看那个是 2394 02:13:59,450 --> 02:14:01,050 但是我不知道他叫啥名字 2395 02:14:01,050 --> 02:14:03,766 就是永远都是b站搬运翻译的 2396 02:14:06,166 --> 02:14:07,933 啊是呢是那个什么 2397 02:14:08,450 --> 02:14:10,733 他那个什么那个什么吸毒啊 2398 02:14:11,566 --> 02:14:13,049 哎太可惜了 2399 02:14:13,133 --> 02:14:14,483 我真的只有看他的 2400 02:14:14,483 --> 02:14:16,649 有那个什么笑的要死要活 2401 02:14:20,283 --> 02:14:21,566 对是效果的 2402 02:14:21,733 --> 02:14:22,399 还有那个什么 2403 02:14:22,400 --> 02:14:24,966 我还看到什么辅国口音室的那个什么 2404 02:14:24,966 --> 02:14:26,399 那个叫什么阿金卡卡 2405 02:14:26,400 --> 02:14:27,933 但是我不知道他真名叫啥 2406 02:14:27,933 --> 02:14:29,649 他本本名叫啥 2407 02:14:30,400 --> 02:14:32,733 也觉得挺好笑的但是我都看过了 2408 02:14:34,000 --> 02:14:35,683 但是也可以看你们要看吗 2409 02:14:35,850 --> 02:14:38,400 哎我必须得看那个什么青春之旅 2410 02:14:38,400 --> 02:14:42,283 比想更想看他那个更想看他看吗 2411 02:14:45,000 --> 02:14:46,083 今晚80后感觉 2412 02:14:46,083 --> 02:14:48,449 好像没怎么听说过这个节目 2413 02:14:55,400 --> 02:14:57,283 看了看吧那就看这个 2414 02:14:57,366 --> 02:14:59,049 而且我去拿一下我的外卖 2415 02:14:59,766 --> 02:15:01,483 哎但是这些我都看过了哎 2416 02:15:01,483 --> 02:15:03,049 但是也可以重新看一下 2417 02:15:04,533 --> 02:15:07,249 就不看青春之笔了没事现没不是现在 2418 02:15:07,250 --> 02:15:09,366 现在不是很很有那个心情哎 2419 02:15:09,366 --> 02:15:10,683 等下我接个电话 2420 02:15:11,333 --> 02:15:14,733 喂你好啊主播当然是说四川话了 2421 02:15:14,733 --> 02:15:17,366 想听主播外卖冷冷淡音是吧 2422 02:16:54,600 --> 02:16:55,533 啊位置 2423 02:16:56,166 --> 02:16:57,733 的冷淡音呢 2424 02:16:57,733 --> 02:17:00,133 算了吧怎么本音不太好听的 2425 02:17:00,400 --> 02:17:02,566 那本音不太好听的 2426 02:17:05,250 --> 02:17:06,050 再放 2427 02:17:13,133 --> 02:17:14,249 我哪有拿拉高期待 2428 02:17:14,250 --> 02:17:15,366 我不是装了一下 2429 02:17:15,366 --> 02:17:18,483 一秒钟就跟你们说呃怎么可能吗 2430 02:17:25,000 --> 02:17:27,400 就是很低沉的声音罢了 2431 02:17:28,683 --> 02:17:31,449 谢谢万寸心压住小霸的心 2432 02:17:31,450 --> 02:17:32,883 最没掉的小花花 2433 02:17:36,483 --> 02:17:37,799 别人会不会嫌弃我的吗 2434 02:17:37,800 --> 02:17:40,366 那我房间有点乱大家会嫌弃我吗 2435 02:17:41,050 --> 02:17:43,133 表白后的妩媚 2436 02:17:43,133 --> 02:17:47,083 树下突然发了芽 2437 02:17:48,333 --> 02:17:51,133 美得不像话 2438 02:17:53,533 --> 02:17:55,366 再让我笑 2439 02:17:55,400 --> 02:17:57,050 你乱吗那主播 2440 02:17:57,683 --> 02:17:58,483 房间又乱 2441 02:17:58,483 --> 02:18:00,399 然后还喜欢那个什么 2442 02:18:00,400 --> 02:18:02,650 还不能允许那个什么 2443 02:18:02,733 --> 02:18:04,449 那比如说谈恋爱的话 2444 02:18:04,450 --> 02:18:07,800 不不太希望大家的房间乱怎么办呢 2445 02:18:08,000 --> 02:18:09,200 有点双标啊 2446 02:18:09,366 --> 02:18:13,483 好约好到白头 2447 02:18:16,966 --> 02:18:18,766 你浅浅的微笑 2448 02:18:18,766 --> 02:18:21,999 就像蒙昧自找 2449 02:18:22,600 --> 02:18:27,166 我着了你嘴角唇膏薄荷味道 2450 02:18:27,166 --> 02:18:27,599 你说啥 2451 02:18:27,600 --> 02:18:30,533 你不是说你的房间比我的更乱吗 2452 02:18:30,533 --> 02:18:31,766 哈哈哈 2453 02:18:33,166 --> 02:18:34,966 真的有家务奴吗 2454 02:18:35,850 --> 02:18:38,850 害羞的反应 2455 02:18:39,566 --> 02:18:44,533 你浅浅的微笑就像妩媚滋长 2456 02:18:45,250 --> 02:18:48,250 迎风吹过你的头发 2457 02:18:48,250 --> 02:18:53,200 我好喜欢厚厚的甜蜜感 2458 02:18:53,683 --> 02:18:57,533 用幸福全感尝一些收藏 2459 02:18:57,850 --> 02:18:59,133 去拿外卖了 2460 02:18:59,133 --> 02:19:00,566 就在我的门把手上 2461 02:19:00,566 --> 02:19:04,199 然后还有呃倒一下饮料上个厕所好吧 2462 02:19:04,200 --> 02:19:07,200 尽快再见你们就再听一下这首歌吧 2463 02:19:07,200 --> 02:19:08,850 就这首歌太好听了 2464 02:19:10,166 --> 02:19:10,966 拜拜 2465 02:19:21,250 --> 02:19:24,200 摇椅嗅着味道 2466 02:19:25,366 --> 02:19:29,999 暮暮朝朝比例刚刚好 2467 02:19:31,133 --> 02:19:34,399 果肉配教堂的温柔 2468 02:19:34,600 --> 02:19:37,083 再几个春秋 2469 02:19:38,400 --> 02:19:40,966 我为你依靠 2470 02:19:44,483 --> 02:19:49,283 你浅浅的微笑就像妩媚紫窖 2471 02:19:50,133 --> 02:19:55,199 我照亮你嘴角唇膏薄荷味道 2472 02:19:55,766 --> 02:20:01,249 是甜甜的爱情来的这么确定 2473 02:20:01,650 --> 02:20:06,366 因为你每个害羞的反应 2474 02:20:07,083 --> 02:20:08,883 你浅浅的微笑 2475 02:20:08,883 --> 02:20:11,999 就像妩媚自强 2476 02:20:12,766 --> 02:20:15,799 迎风吹过你的头发 2477 02:20:15,800 --> 02:20:17,966 我好喜欢喜欢 2478 02:20:18,366 --> 02:20:20,799 厚厚的甜蜜感 2479 02:20:21,200 --> 02:20:23,400 用幸福全杆尝 2480 02:20:23,400 --> 02:20:27,733 一些收藏合照一张 2481 02:20:29,933 --> 02:20:31,999 和夕阳 2482 02:20:35,600 --> 02:20:37,766 厚厚的甜蜜感 2483 02:20:38,166 --> 02:20:40,366 用幸福成肝肠 2484 02:20:40,366 --> 02:20:44,683 一些收藏合照一张 2485 02:20:48,366 --> 02:20:49,166 和 2486 02:20:50,600 --> 02:20:51,533 夕阳 2487 02:21:48,483 --> 02:21:51,566 背靠在树枝上 2488 02:21:52,566 --> 02:21:57,133 蜻蜓落在露水旁乘凉 2489 02:21:58,250 --> 02:22:01,400 表白后的妩媚书香 2490 02:22:04,200 --> 02:22:05,650 你们听不到音乐吗 2491 02:22:08,133 --> 02:22:09,249 怎么老是打麻将 2492 02:22:10,283 --> 02:22:11,849 绝绝处打麻将 2493 02:22:16,733 --> 02:22:18,733 什么掏掏耳屎吧 2494 02:22:20,133 --> 02:22:21,049 掏掏耳屎 2495 02:22:23,283 --> 02:22:24,483 哎呀怎么这个字 2496 02:22:24,600 --> 02:22:27,050 我也觉得每天都在吃那个什么烧烤 2497 02:22:27,050 --> 02:22:28,333 然后看东西 2498 02:22:28,683 --> 02:22:31,933 每天最后都会发展成这样奇了怪了 2499 02:22:34,200 --> 02:22:36,000 你浅浅的微笑 2500 02:22:36,000 --> 02:22:39,283 就像完美嘴角 2501 02:22:39,883 --> 02:22:42,733 我尝了你嘴角唇膏 2502 02:22:43,050 --> 02:22:47,566 薄荷味道是甜甜的奇 2503 02:22:48,400 --> 02:22:50,800 来的这么决定 2504 02:22:51,200 --> 02:22:55,400 因为你每个害羞的反 2505 02:22:55,566 --> 02:22:57,566 应都没子酱了对对对 2506 02:22:57,883 --> 02:23:00,083 没有啊我昨天晚上才听得到的 2507 02:23:05,166 --> 02:23:06,249 还没学呢 2508 02:23:07,333 --> 02:23:08,366 就学一下吧 2509 02:23:09,366 --> 02:23:12,766 的勇敢用幸福全感 2510 02:23:12,766 --> 02:23:14,999 尝一些收藏 2511 02:23:15,166 --> 02:23:17,366 合照一张 2512 02:23:19,733 --> 02:23:21,733 和信仰 2513 02:23:25,450 --> 02:23:26,450 哼哼 2514 02:23:38,566 --> 02:23:41,249 有一首这味道 2515 02:23:41,366 --> 02:23:43,649 为什么他儿时要去医院掏啊 2516 02:23:44,050 --> 02:23:47,000 长比例刚刚好 2517 02:23:47,050 --> 02:23:49,566 比如说觉得孩子生活比我还精致 2518 02:23:49,766 --> 02:23:51,683 小康的温柔 2519 02:23:51,933 --> 02:23:54,333 在几个春秋 2520 02:23:55,800 --> 02:23:58,250 我为你依靠 2521 02:24:01,200 --> 02:24:03,166 我这个怎么弄呢 2522 02:24:03,366 --> 02:24:06,649 笑就像妩媚自假 2523 02:24:07,450 --> 02:24:10,283 我忘了你嘴角唇膏 2524 02:24:10,683 --> 02:24:12,366 薄荷味道 2525 02:24:13,083 --> 02:24:14,799 是甜甜的 2526 02:24:14,800 --> 02:24:17,250 上次用摄影头是吗台本都写好了呀 2527 02:24:22,450 --> 02:24:23,283 真的吗 2528 02:24:24,450 --> 02:24:27,333 你浅浅的微笑就像 2529 02:24:27,683 --> 02:24:28,399 物美 2530 02:24:28,400 --> 02:24:29,333 资源啊 2531 02:24:29,966 --> 02:24:32,683 哎呀好好听啊这首歌哈哈哈 2532 02:24:34,683 --> 02:24:36,883 那你这给捅聋了这不是耳屎 2533 02:24:36,883 --> 02:24:40,283 不是一般都是稍微掏掏不就好了吗 2534 02:24:45,533 --> 02:24:46,849 心情很好啊我 2535 02:24:46,850 --> 02:24:49,400 我就喜欢听着心情很好的歌 2536 02:24:52,650 --> 02:24:53,883 啊是是是 2537 02:24:54,283 --> 02:24:56,166 但是根本不知道他的本名是啥 2538 02:24:58,166 --> 02:25:00,166 快看吧弄一下我的外卖 2539 02:25:13,566 --> 02:25:14,599 you get out of the morning 2540 02:25:14,600 --> 02:25:17,800 every single person is reading the metro everyone everyone 2541 02:25:18,133 --> 02:25:18,933 everyone 2542 02:25:20,000 --> 02:25:21,133 why doesn't one person 2543 02:25:21,133 --> 02:25:22,849 just read it to the carriage what they really 2544 02:25:22,883 --> 02:25:23,683 do 2545 02:25:30,533 --> 02:25:32,449 你爱我还是他吗没有啊 2546 02:25:34,800 --> 02:25:37,533 啊你的爱我爱我还是他 2547 02:25:37,766 --> 02:25:39,599 我还以为你爱我还是他 2548 02:25:39,600 --> 02:25:42,083 我说想说这个歌名什么谐音梗啊 2549 02:25:42,083 --> 02:25:43,566 你爱我还是他 2550 02:25:44,683 --> 02:25:46,533 i remember the old days with the broad sheets 2551 02:25:46,533 --> 02:25:48,883 with the huge bigger field you couldn't fold them 2552 02:25:49,050 --> 02:25:49,600 you have to fold them 2553 02:25:49,600 --> 02:25:52,000 like linen you take two corners and walk together again 2554 02:25:56,533 --> 02:25:58,883 it is amazing how you have to read 2555 02:25:58,933 --> 02:25:59,133 people 2556 02:25:59,133 --> 02:26:01,333 read in the most uncomfortable situations they're like arm 2557 02:26:01,333 --> 02:26:02,249 did they armpit 2558 02:26:02,566 --> 02:26:04,449 book over there turning your pages with your mouth 2559 02:26:08,533 --> 02:26:09,849 i was on the train the other day and it 2560 02:26:09,933 --> 02:26:11,649 was the most busy it's ever been 2561 02:26:12,050 --> 02:26:13,800 it was my you know the personal best everyone's 2562 02:26:13,800 --> 02:26:14,966 been on public transward 2563 02:26:15,200 --> 02:26:16,000 when it's been more busy 2564 02:26:16,000 --> 02:26:18,650 than you can possibly imagine dangerous levels 2565 02:26:19,650 --> 02:26:20,966 and people more people are squashing in 2566 02:26:20,966 --> 02:26:21,966 because they keep squashing good in 2567 02:26:21,966 --> 02:26:22,849 good in good in 2568 02:26:24,683 --> 02:26:26,966 and everyone felt this is this is dramatic 2569 02:26:28,050 --> 02:26:29,766 and we saw somebody running for the doors 2570 02:26:29,766 --> 02:26:31,733 and i think there was a shared emotion 2571 02:26:31,966 --> 02:26:32,999 enjoyed the run 2572 02:26:33,850 --> 02:26:35,650 you ain't getting on this track 2573 02:26:38,050 --> 02:26:39,650 and he ran all the way to the doors 2574 02:26:39,966 --> 02:26:41,449 and he stopped right at the edge 2575 02:26:42,200 --> 02:26:43,483 and then retreated 2576 02:26:44,483 --> 02:26:46,533 i think we all felt good decision 2577 02:26:47,483 --> 02:26:48,799 or so we thought 2578 02:26:49,733 --> 02:26:50,533 run up 2579 02:26:52,650 --> 02:26:54,333 he was nearly assessing it 2580 02:26:54,333 --> 02:26:55,366 and then retreating 2581 02:26:56,566 --> 02:26:58,399 and charged into the throne 2582 02:26:58,650 --> 02:27:00,966 and he actually made on like no one could believe it 2583 02:27:01,366 --> 02:27:02,883 his feet were on 2584 02:27:03,133 --> 02:27:05,083 but his head was still out 2585 02:27:09,600 --> 02:27:11,566 unbearable excitement 2586 02:27:11,850 --> 02:27:13,966 even the metroids came down what the hell is going on 2587 02:27:15,850 --> 02:27:17,166 his head isn't in 2588 02:27:17,766 --> 02:27:18,966 what you gonna do 2589 02:27:19,683 --> 02:27:20,566 nobody said this 2590 02:27:20,566 --> 02:27:23,683 but you can feel the excitement i think one woman overflows you 2591 02:27:24,400 --> 02:27:25,400 that was the closest 2592 02:27:26,050 --> 02:27:27,600 we got to a conversation 2593 02:27:31,200 --> 02:27:33,850 his head was equidistant to either door 2594 02:27:33,933 --> 02:27:35,533 they closed boom 2595 02:27:36,533 --> 02:27:38,766 he took the hit no one can believe it 2596 02:27:39,883 --> 02:27:42,933 nobody needs to go homeless badly gas 2597 02:27:46,650 --> 02:27:48,133 he took another boom 2598 02:27:49,733 --> 02:27:50,733 savios 2599 02:27:51,133 --> 02:27:53,199 10年没回家 2600 02:27:53,200 --> 02:27:54,966 and then with his ever 2601 02:27:55,166 --> 02:27:57,366 decreasing mind power 2602 02:27:57,483 --> 02:27:58,449 being smashed 2603 02:27:58,450 --> 02:28:01,200 repeatedly by the doors he came to the conclusion 2604 02:28:01,200 --> 02:28:03,083 he should move slightly to the right 2605 02:28:03,333 --> 02:28:08,999 use the door except another hitto smack his head into the drain 2606 02:28:09,250 --> 02:28:12,483 the doors closed bang and hit him right in and he made it 2607 02:28:12,533 --> 02:28:14,166 no one could believe it he's made it he's in 2608 02:28:14,883 --> 02:28:16,399 then he reached into a pocket 2609 02:28:16,933 --> 02:28:18,199 and got out of book 2610 02:28:21,683 --> 02:28:23,283 哎我筷子呢 2611 02:28:23,566 --> 02:28:25,533 没筷子啊 2612 02:28:25,533 --> 02:28:26,683 就结束了吗 2613 02:28:27,200 --> 02:28:30,566 我饭还没开始吃呢我看看 2614 02:28:32,050 --> 02:28:32,850 看牙医 2615 02:28:36,766 --> 02:28:40,049 five teeth out this year okay that's mad i know 2616 02:28:40,333 --> 02:28:41,283 four wisdom teeth 2617 02:28:41,283 --> 02:28:43,049 all of them and another tooth i've had to have out 2618 02:28:43,050 --> 02:28:44,533 because that's a terrible trouble in my teeth 2619 02:28:44,650 --> 02:28:46,766 it all started last year i had this pain on my tooth 2620 02:28:46,883 --> 02:28:49,249 because you know last year i was fine my knee was fine 2621 02:28:49,250 --> 02:28:51,600 my car was fine my shoulder was fine i was in pretty good nick 2622 02:28:51,600 --> 02:28:53,400 then i had this pain on my tooth and i went to the dentist 2623 02:28:53,400 --> 02:28:54,333 you know as you do 2624 02:28:54,533 --> 02:28:56,683 open my mouth which is key obviously you have to 2625 02:28:57,000 --> 02:28:57,850 you have to be honest 2626 02:28:58,366 --> 02:28:59,283 you don't just walk in 2627 02:28:59,283 --> 02:29:00,133 ha 2628 02:29:02,133 --> 02:29:03,733 so i settle the charities that he looked at my mouth 2629 02:29:03,733 --> 02:29:05,599 he's like you know what you've got a rotting wisdom tooth 2630 02:29:05,600 --> 02:29:06,566 i've got to take it out 2631 02:29:06,933 --> 02:29:08,083 i've got to take it out it's rotting 2632 02:29:08,083 --> 02:29:09,883 and i didn't really mind i didn't even know i had 2633 02:29:09,883 --> 02:29:11,249 wisdom tooth to be honest哎呀 2634 02:29:11,250 --> 02:29:13,000 等一下等一下我筷子呢 2635 02:29:13,083 --> 02:29:14,649 我筷子不见了 2636 02:29:15,133 --> 02:29:16,883 他没给我筷子 2637 02:29:20,200 --> 02:29:22,000 哦给了给了给了没事没事 2638 02:29:22,650 --> 02:29:24,166 i know that my wife's had them out so i'm like yeah 2639 02:29:24,166 --> 02:29:25,083 fine whatever you like 2640 02:29:25,200 --> 02:29:26,733 also the tv there was watching this morning 2641 02:29:26,733 --> 02:29:28,083 it's right in my face i was watching 2642 02:29:28,083 --> 02:29:30,483 Philip Schofield chatting away i was like yeah go for your love 2643 02:29:30,600 --> 02:29:32,250 so he just got to work like just lay there 2644 02:29:32,250 --> 02:29:34,400 and i did it for a while i don't know maybe an hour 2645 02:29:34,400 --> 02:29:35,400 maybe more than an hour 2646 02:29:35,566 --> 02:29:36,999 i thought i've been here ages 2647 02:29:37,283 --> 02:29:39,566 so i flicked my eyes over you know to see if the dentist 2648 02:29:39,566 --> 02:29:40,799 was okay and he wasn't oh 2649 02:29:40,800 --> 02:29:42,450 my god it's quite stressed 2650 02:29:42,733 --> 02:29:43,649 sort of sweat 2651 02:29:43,650 --> 02:29:46,133 coming off his forehead he was straining你们吃烧烤 2652 02:29:47,133 --> 02:29:48,599 so i tried to ask him if it was okay 2653 02:29:48,600 --> 02:29:50,650 which is hard when your mouth is completely numb 2654 02:29:50,733 --> 02:29:54,283 and he had like equipment in it came out as one sort of sound 2655 02:29:59,200 --> 02:30:00,483 just one noise 2656 02:30:00,733 --> 02:30:03,083 like a northern Irishman saying mirror that's an old moment 2657 02:30:03,083 --> 02:30:03,883 mirror 2658 02:30:04,966 --> 02:30:06,649 i was looking in the mirror 2659 02:30:07,766 --> 02:30:09,566 they're not even in the dungeon what's going 2660 02:30:09,600 --> 02:30:10,400 there 2661 02:30:11,166 --> 02:30:13,399 and he pull back and he went no 2662 02:30:13,566 --> 02:30:14,366 no 2663 02:30:14,800 --> 02:30:16,333 no i'm not okay 2664 02:30:17,050 --> 02:30:17,966 no care at all 2665 02:30:18,083 --> 02:30:20,083 i thought it was something personal i was like oh 2666 02:30:20,083 --> 02:30:21,049 my god 2667 02:30:21,566 --> 02:30:22,999 tell me what doesn't matter if 2668 02:30:23,733 --> 02:30:25,166 you called me 2669 02:30:25,883 --> 02:30:27,999 you said i've been adventures for thirty years 2670 02:30:28,200 --> 02:30:31,283 congratulation that ethnon that ethnon is a real 2671 02:30:31,333 --> 02:30:32,249 real world cup 2672 02:30:33,133 --> 02:30:35,366 and i've never not been able to get somebody's tooth out 2673 02:30:35,766 --> 02:30:36,966 i can't get your tooth out 2674 02:30:37,250 --> 02:30:41,366 it's stuck okay look you need to calm yourself down 2675 02:30:44,566 --> 02:30:47,083 okay i'm not in any pain whatsoever i've 2676 02:30:47,083 --> 02:30:48,083 got no way to thee 2677 02:30:48,083 --> 02:30:50,533 i'm not in this morning i'm absolutely completely 2678 02:30:50,533 --> 02:30:52,799 fine go bay have a cup of tea 2679 02:30:53,166 --> 02:30:54,883 shout out come back 2680 02:30:54,933 --> 02:30:57,133 swag in i believe in you 2681 02:31:00,483 --> 02:31:01,849 it's just a reason you don't feel 2682 02:31:01,850 --> 02:31:03,883 any pain as i've numbed your mouth 2683 02:31:03,966 --> 02:31:06,483 okay look and he passed me a mirror 2684 02:31:07,483 --> 02:31:10,649 i am not going to lie to you till the day i die 2685 02:31:10,850 --> 02:31:14,600 i will never forget the image that greeted me in the reflection 2686 02:31:14,650 --> 02:31:15,200 okay 2687 02:31:15,200 --> 02:31:18,566 this side of my face was literally twice the size of this time 2688 02:31:18,566 --> 02:31:20,449 there was bruising i had even noticed 2689 02:31:20,600 --> 02:31:23,533 my bib was covered in blood already i could even see it 2690 02:31:23,683 --> 02:31:26,249 it was blunt dripping out the side of my face like a sort of 2691 02:31:26,250 --> 02:31:27,133 vampire 2692 02:31:27,250 --> 02:31:29,533 my eye was sort of closing i was like 2693 02:31:29,533 --> 02:31:31,933 why the fuck you don't know 2694 02:31:34,733 --> 02:31:36,683 i was trying to tell you we've got to get you out of here 2695 02:31:36,683 --> 02:31:38,649 i've got to get you to a hospital follow me 2696 02:31:38,650 --> 02:31:39,966 and he ran out of the room 2697 02:31:40,683 --> 02:31:42,683 i just followed on behind him hello 2698 02:31:42,733 --> 02:31:44,166 excuse me hello 2699 02:31:45,533 --> 02:31:46,399 i have to say 2700 02:31:47,133 --> 02:31:48,966 sorry the poor people in the waiter room you know 2701 02:31:48,966 --> 02:31:49,849 they're sitting there with the 2702 02:31:49,850 --> 02:31:51,000 with the fish tank 2703 02:31:51,533 --> 02:31:54,599 reading old magazines reassuring that show明年再说 2704 02:31:54,650 --> 02:31:56,283 you find at the dentist visit 2705 02:31:56,600 --> 02:31:59,566 i come out with bruising blood all over my bib 2706 02:32:00,966 --> 02:32:01,766 我 2707 02:32:01,800 --> 02:32:04,533 看所有跟拔牙相关的都都会想到 2708 02:32:04,683 --> 02:32:05,849 银魂那一集 2709 02:32:05,933 --> 02:32:06,966 拔牙那一集 2710 02:32:08,600 --> 02:32:10,083 there's everybody's taking the dentist 2711 02:32:12,766 --> 02:32:13,199 kitchels and you 2712 02:32:13,200 --> 02:32:15,366 were right come with mummy come on come with mummy now come on 2713 02:32:16,683 --> 02:32:19,083 i turn around to get idiots on receptions there's some women 2714 02:32:19,083 --> 02:32:19,933 there she's like 2715 02:32:19,933 --> 02:32:22,133 would you notice a book an appointment with the hygienist 2716 02:32:22,850 --> 02:32:24,133 the hygienist 2717 02:32:24,600 --> 02:32:28,450 i need a fucking plastic third dude 2718 02:32:31,050 --> 02:32:34,166 i look out on the door this idiot is in his car he's in his car 2719 02:32:34,166 --> 02:32:36,333 with the door open he's still got his gloves on he's going 2720 02:32:36,400 --> 02:32:37,200 get in 2721 02:32:38,166 --> 02:32:40,283 get in observe 2722 02:32:40,600 --> 02:32:42,650 just get in alright alright 2723 02:32:42,650 --> 02:32:44,000 we're getting the car with this man 2724 02:32:44,000 --> 02:32:46,083 he starts hurtling through the streets 2725 02:32:46,400 --> 02:32:48,533 literally ten minutes earlier was at the dentist chair 2726 02:32:48,600 --> 02:32:50,766 in relative comfort watching this morning 2727 02:32:50,766 --> 02:32:53,399 now we're driving through traffick he's 14 and 2728 02:32:53,533 --> 02:32:55,766 my wife actually called me up on the Vernon hello 2729 02:32:55,933 --> 02:32:56,566 hello 2730 02:32:56,566 --> 02:32:57,966 hello dunning isn't it the dentist 2731 02:32:59,400 --> 02:33:00,533 i'm with the dentist 2732 02:33:03,483 --> 02:33:05,966 you mean you're at the dentist i'm not at the dentist 2733 02:33:06,600 --> 02:33:08,050 i'm with the dentist 2734 02:33:08,850 --> 02:33:12,283 you mean you're at the dentist i'm not at the dentist 2735 02:33:12,650 --> 02:33:14,166 i will redemptive 2736 02:33:14,883 --> 02:33:16,399 why being so potentic 2737 02:33:16,766 --> 02:33:18,399 i'm not being 2738 02:33:19,083 --> 02:33:20,333 perm Bam Bam 2739 02:33:23,883 --> 02:33:25,966 i'm in the car 2740 02:33:26,400 --> 02:33:27,483 oh you only were home 2741 02:33:28,766 --> 02:33:30,566 i don't know where i'm going 2742 02:33:33,450 --> 02:33:34,766 what is writing 2743 02:33:35,250 --> 02:33:37,733 the dentistiv writing 2744 02:33:39,483 --> 02:33:40,933 the dentist is writing 2745 02:33:41,333 --> 02:33:42,766 no he's writing 2746 02:33:43,883 --> 02:33:44,966 he's writing 2747 02:33:45,650 --> 02:33:47,366 the dentist wiring 2748 02:33:48,000 --> 02:33:49,650 the dentist is rising 2749 02:33:50,333 --> 02:33:52,049 the dentist is riving 2750 02:33:52,450 --> 02:33:53,683 dentist is writhing 2751 02:33:53,800 --> 02:33:55,166 i call your waiter 2752 02:33:55,250 --> 02:33:57,333 you're calling a waiter you're having lunch with the dentist 2753 02:33:59,650 --> 02:34:02,000 finally be sure i put this door he's like you see that door 2754 02:34:03,133 --> 02:34:03,966 go in there okay 2755 02:34:03,966 --> 02:34:04,566 that's a hospital 2756 02:34:04,566 --> 02:34:06,133 they're going to be treat you you're going to be fine 2757 02:34:06,133 --> 02:34:08,399 they know to expect you just tell them your name 2758 02:34:08,800 --> 02:34:10,566 everything is gonna be fine get out come and get out 2759 02:34:10,766 --> 02:34:11,449 so i get out to this 2760 02:34:11,450 --> 02:34:12,933 he just drives off he leaves me 2761 02:34:12,933 --> 02:34:14,483 i'm not standing on the pavement right 2762 02:34:14,483 --> 02:34:16,483 i've still got the bib on the blood soaked bib 2763 02:34:16,483 --> 02:34:17,283 i'm standing there 2764 02:34:17,283 --> 02:34:20,449 i saw my reflection in the glass i have to i looked horrific 2765 02:34:20,733 --> 02:34:22,533 i was worried it's gonna start all the receptionist 2766 02:34:22,533 --> 02:34:24,449 so i came in at my best angle ah oh 2767 02:34:24,450 --> 02:34:25,250 god 2768 02:34:28,000 --> 02:34:29,083 hello sir can i help you 2769 02:34:29,083 --> 02:34:30,283 yes i was wondering 2770 02:34:32,400 --> 02:34:33,200 oh i got 2771 02:34:34,250 --> 02:34:35,083 oh my god 2772 02:34:35,250 --> 02:34:36,533 have you been attacked 2773 02:34:37,000 --> 02:34:38,683 no i haven't been attacked 2774 02:34:38,966 --> 02:34:41,933 i didn't go out in the bib expecting assault 2775 02:34:44,050 --> 02:34:44,933 i'm gonna attack 2776 02:34:44,933 --> 02:34:46,366 so many times i know 2777 02:34:46,366 --> 02:34:48,249 we're absorbing clothing 2778 02:34:51,166 --> 02:34:53,166 apparently you're a flexing moon 2779 02:34:54,883 --> 02:34:55,966 okay sir can i take your name 2780 02:34:55,966 --> 02:34:56,766 please and the problem is 2781 02:34:56,766 --> 02:34:58,166 and you'll notice if you're at a local earnest center 2782 02:34:58,166 --> 02:34:59,533 you can't move your lips i'd know 2783 02:34:59,533 --> 02:35:00,199 control of my lips 2784 02:35:00,200 --> 02:35:02,650 and you need that to do such a letters of the alphabet the m 2785 02:35:02,650 --> 02:35:05,000 for example greatly requires lip work 2786 02:35:05,800 --> 02:35:07,733 and i couldn't do i need that to identify myself 2787 02:35:07,850 --> 02:35:08,683 so i can take your name 2788 02:35:08,683 --> 02:35:09,399 please yes啊 2789 02:35:09,400 --> 02:35:10,200 就是出出 2790 02:35:10,200 --> 02:35:10,850 i come 2791 02:35:10,850 --> 02:35:12,083 knocking gather 2792 02:35:15,166 --> 02:35:16,649 AKU Akin Kaka 2793 02:35:18,883 --> 02:35:21,533 Aku Akin Kaka 2794 02:35:23,883 --> 02:35:25,999 AKU Akin Ganga oh 2795 02:35:26,366 --> 02:35:27,399 what's my list 2796 02:35:27,850 --> 02:35:28,850 阿金卡卡是 2797 02:35:28,850 --> 02:35:29,850 从这来的 2798 02:35:38,650 --> 02:35:40,000 哈哈 2799 02:35:42,483 --> 02:35:44,249 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 2800 02:35:44,283 --> 02:35:45,083 哈 2801 02:35:49,250 --> 02:35:49,733 right okay 2802 02:35:49,733 --> 02:35:51,649 i think the best thing future is if you head down the corridor 2803 02:35:51,650 --> 02:35:52,566 take a seat on the weight screw 2804 02:35:52,566 --> 02:35:53,933 and we'll try to get to the box of this okay 2805 02:35:53,933 --> 02:35:55,166 i'm not gonna lie to 2806 02:35:55,333 --> 02:35:57,333 i was quite pistol shouldn't recognize me okay 2807 02:35:57,333 --> 02:35:58,733 i was on quite a lot of television 2808 02:35:58,733 --> 02:36:00,966 i know that this side of my face was pretty much you know 2809 02:36:00,966 --> 02:36:02,766 unrecognizable vivicide was fine 2810 02:36:02,766 --> 02:36:04,883 i tried to jog her memories i went down the corridor 2811 02:36:04,883 --> 02:36:06,083 i'm bomb waving 2812 02:36:07,566 --> 02:36:08,966 she's never been looking around 2813 02:36:10,200 --> 02:36:10,566 look at him 2814 02:36:10,566 --> 02:36:11,133 the way do you know 2815 02:36:11,133 --> 02:36:13,399 and he honest that this was the world i feel a bit you know 2816 02:36:13,650 --> 02:36:16,683 it hurts a bit now i start making this sort of low sort of e t 2817 02:36:17,050 --> 02:36:22,733 SoundOn my own in the corner 2818 02:36:27,650 --> 02:36:29,933 i tried to be nice i tried to look at other people in there 2819 02:36:32,933 --> 02:36:36,166 thankfully i think for everybody the nurse came in quite quickly 2820 02:36:37,200 --> 02:36:38,566 akal akkan Kaka 2821 02:36:41,450 --> 02:36:43,966 i didn't respond to just her ah ah ah ah ah ah ah 2822 02:36:43,966 --> 02:36:45,649 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2823 02:36:45,650 --> 02:36:46,733 can you white touch my face 2824 02:36:46,733 --> 02:36:47,533 excuse me 2825 02:36:48,333 --> 02:36:49,766 are you akol akinkaka 2826 02:36:51,050 --> 02:36:51,850 Moo 2827 02:36:54,683 --> 02:36:57,849 so what is your name is Albu Ngaka 2828 02:37:02,200 --> 02:37:02,966 that is actually 2829 02:37:02,966 --> 02:37:03,849 me so it's up 2830 02:37:05,250 --> 02:37:06,566 but my real name 2831 02:37:06,733 --> 02:37:08,399 is Akla Ngaka 2832 02:37:08,683 --> 02:37:11,533 but here they know me is Akla Ngaka 2833 02:37:17,483 --> 02:37:18,733 so they take me up into this room 2834 02:37:18,733 --> 02:37:20,449 sort of private room and she's really nice to me now 2835 02:37:20,600 --> 02:37:23,650 oh my god you've had a terrible day haven't used that i have 2836 02:37:24,133 --> 02:37:26,199 i had a little horrible day 2837 02:37:48,766 --> 02:37:50,999 is that you don't think that underthunder fits away from 2838 02:37:51,200 --> 02:37:53,200 i've got a problem with my tooth 2839 02:37:54,250 --> 02:37:56,450 which is Luke eaters in my lap 2840 02:37:57,800 --> 02:38:00,400 i don't know the tooth embedded in my arm 2841 02:38:02,133 --> 02:38:04,483 they can all bear my home clothes but no 2842 02:38:04,600 --> 02:38:05,733 you'll know what it's like you've been to hospital 2843 02:38:05,733 --> 02:38:06,733 they humiliate you 2844 02:38:06,733 --> 02:38:07,849 but no reason at all 2845 02:38:08,050 --> 02:38:09,650 you have to put this sort of piece of shit 2846 02:38:09,650 --> 02:38:13,000 floral thin gown on the wrong way round 2847 02:38:13,050 --> 02:38:14,566 with your last hanging out 2848 02:38:14,966 --> 02:38:16,966 i have to go into the loo with this gown 2849 02:38:17,283 --> 02:38:19,999 with my literally my bare bottom hanging out of the Mac 2850 02:38:20,083 --> 02:38:21,133 and you put this on 2851 02:38:21,283 --> 02:38:21,933 for no reason 2852 02:38:21,933 --> 02:38:23,599 it's why everyone in Moscow has the clothes on the right way 2853 02:38:23,600 --> 02:38:25,083 around to put it on language 2854 02:38:25,166 --> 02:38:25,966 oh come on 2855 02:38:27,333 --> 02:38:28,799 为啥要这样啊 2856 02:38:30,733 --> 02:38:31,249 fuck this point 2857 02:38:31,250 --> 02:38:33,533 yes that's perfect 2858 02:38:33,566 --> 02:38:35,283 fuck off it perfect 2859 02:38:36,850 --> 02:38:37,000 also 2860 02:38:37,000 --> 02:38:39,966 i'm too hanging out and that i go 2861 02:38:40,000 --> 02:38:43,200 nugged on out there's no reason 2862 02:38:43,283 --> 02:38:46,799 why i have to have nugged on that it's disgraceful 2863 02:38:46,800 --> 02:38:48,166 it's disputable 2864 02:38:48,250 --> 02:38:49,400 it's the floor 2865 02:38:50,250 --> 02:38:52,366 it's absolutely what's on earth 2866 02:38:52,366 --> 02:38:53,933 you came to do for me 2867 02:38:53,933 --> 02:38:58,683 i'm to tell all aesthetic that requires access to my office 2868 02:39:00,533 --> 02:39:02,333 there will be lee per cousin 2869 02:39:03,250 --> 02:39:05,133 they'll be what lee per cousin 2870 02:39:05,733 --> 02:39:08,966 don't take that time with me mr akin Kaka for the last time 2871 02:39:09,483 --> 02:39:10,333 my name 2872 02:39:10,966 --> 02:39:12,249 ivak and Kaka 2873 02:39:14,850 --> 02:39:15,850 now have to follow this woman down 2874 02:39:15,850 --> 02:39:17,883 the corridor literally down the corridor there's no way 2875 02:39:17,883 --> 02:39:19,883 i'm going to walk down a hospital corridor 2876 02:39:19,883 --> 02:39:21,766 with my arms just flapping away here 2877 02:39:22,083 --> 02:39:24,799 so people just happen to be behind me looking at my ass no 2878 02:39:24,800 --> 02:39:25,883 that is not going to happen 2879 02:39:25,933 --> 02:39:28,766 so i got down the i got on the wall like on the wait wait 2880 02:39:28,883 --> 02:39:29,649 a no reason 2881 02:39:29,650 --> 02:39:30,933 why i have a moment 2882 02:39:31,000 --> 02:39:32,083 what no mama 2883 02:39:32,083 --> 02:39:33,799 somebody like she doing the same thing towards me alright 2884 02:39:33,800 --> 02:39:35,483 quickly evie thank you 2885 02:39:35,483 --> 02:39:36,733 hahaha 2886 02:39:38,450 --> 02:39:38,766 finally 2887 02:39:38,766 --> 02:39:40,599 they'd lie me down on the hospital bed and i'm thrilled now 2888 02:39:40,600 --> 02:39:42,850 because i'm can see my ass is concealed i'm happy 2889 02:39:43,283 --> 02:39:46,366 the anusatis comes in a very serious sort of quite old man hello 2890 02:39:47,366 --> 02:39:48,649 i'm the anusatist i'm gonna 2891 02:39:48,650 --> 02:39:49,966 give you a general aesthetic i'm gonna 2892 02:39:49,966 --> 02:39:50,766 knock you out 2893 02:39:50,933 --> 02:39:53,199 i'm gonna give you a small prick on your left arm 2894 02:39:53,850 --> 02:39:54,933 you're going to be knocked out 2895 02:39:55,333 --> 02:40:00,533 immediately are you okay with that Michael Michael 2896 02:40:02,683 --> 02:40:03,683 that's my name 2897 02:40:04,766 --> 02:40:05,333 he said yes 2898 02:40:05,333 --> 02:40:08,333 i know exactly who my three daughters are big fans of yours oh 2899 02:40:08,333 --> 02:40:09,966 that's fake hi and thank you 2900 02:40:11,000 --> 02:40:12,766 then he put the needle in my arm and he went 2901 02:40:12,800 --> 02:40:15,000 my wife and i not so keen and put me out 2902 02:40:16,966 --> 02:40:18,083 i'll stay out at 2903 02:40:18,850 --> 02:40:19,883 i was like you 2904 02:40:19,933 --> 02:40:20,733 mother 2905 02:40:21,683 --> 02:40:24,683 hahaha i don't know how many hours later 2906 02:40:24,683 --> 02:40:26,333 two or three hours later i didn't know where i was 2907 02:40:26,400 --> 02:40:28,333 sometimes i wake up at home in a deep sleep 2908 02:40:28,333 --> 02:40:28,883 and i don't know where 2909 02:40:28,883 --> 02:40:30,483 i am this was the deepest sleep of a Van 2910 02:40:30,483 --> 02:40:31,566 it was a general aesthetic 2911 02:40:31,566 --> 02:40:33,599 i'm welcome to it was in bed it was bright 2912 02:40:33,683 --> 02:40:36,533 it was hot i'd come out of the covers you know when you know 2913 02:40:36,533 --> 02:40:37,599 like in heat wave you come out 2914 02:40:37,600 --> 02:40:40,533 you know when you're asked at the highest point you come out 2915 02:40:40,600 --> 02:40:41,400 of the Google 2916 02:40:41,883 --> 02:40:42,799 you know when you're lying down 2917 02:40:43,000 --> 02:40:46,083 at some stage during the night the Doovis sort of Tucks in 2918 02:40:46,450 --> 02:40:47,883 and you just sort of roll out 2919 02:40:49,733 --> 02:40:50,533 你们 2920 02:40:50,733 --> 02:40:51,533 你们 2921 02:40:56,400 --> 02:40:58,333 你们男生也会这么睡吗 2922 02:40:59,400 --> 02:41:00,733 啊辣椒呛着了 2923 02:41:01,366 --> 02:41:03,649 and see my entire family Stanley look 2924 02:41:06,250 --> 02:41:08,483 what my son said pants down your velousna 2925 02:41:10,000 --> 02:41:11,933 oh what's up we planning today 2926 02:41:12,366 --> 02:41:14,449 thank you very much Ladies and gentlemen Bravo 2927 02:41:15,933 --> 02:41:18,133 真的吗我以为真女生会呢 2928 02:41:23,200 --> 02:41:24,200 我看看这个 2929 02:41:24,566 --> 02:41:27,799 啊这个但是这个不是他这样看吗 2930 02:41:30,133 --> 02:41:31,049 算了吧还是 2931 02:41:31,800 --> 02:41:32,800 thank you very much 2932 02:41:32,800 --> 02:41:33,600 thank you 2933 02:41:34,083 --> 02:41:37,999 hello hello everyone hello or as we say in South Africa 2934 02:41:38,250 --> 02:41:39,050 hello 2935 02:41:40,566 --> 02:41:41,683 it's really wonderful to be here 2936 02:41:41,683 --> 02:41:43,599 this is my first time working with comic relief 2937 02:41:43,600 --> 02:41:45,683 and uh they asked me to join the said Trevor 2938 02:41:45,683 --> 02:41:46,999 we really love you to join comic relief 2939 02:41:47,000 --> 02:41:48,733 and i said i'd love to do it to have to come to the u k 2940 02:41:48,733 --> 02:41:49,683 but then i found out 2941 02:41:49,766 --> 02:41:51,366 that they're actually projects in South Africa 2942 02:41:51,366 --> 02:41:52,366 that i got to take part in 2943 02:41:52,366 --> 02:41:53,966 which was really wonderful for me 2944 02:41:54,200 --> 02:41:55,400 for two reasons one 2945 02:41:55,400 --> 02:41:57,566 because obviously it's close to my heart i grew up in a 2946 02:41:57,566 --> 02:42:00,449 township uh but more importantly i didn't have to fly 2947 02:42:00,683 --> 02:42:02,049 uh which was really great 2948 02:42:02,283 --> 02:42:05,133 because um flying has been particularly stressful for me 2949 02:42:05,133 --> 02:42:06,599 uh in the recent months 2950 02:42:06,766 --> 02:42:09,133 uh mostly because of the bowler crisis 2951 02:42:09,283 --> 02:42:11,083 uh as a south African traveler 2952 02:42:11,083 --> 02:42:13,366 flying anywhere in the world has been extremely stressful 2953 02:42:13,683 --> 02:42:14,683 because there's been 2954 02:42:14,766 --> 02:42:17,683 extra stringent measures that have been placed on us you know 2955 02:42:17,683 --> 02:42:19,999 flying into America particularly has been the worst 2956 02:42:20,050 --> 02:42:22,533 you go through different lines there's extra checks 2957 02:42:22,566 --> 02:42:24,799 you know especially if you come from what they consider 2958 02:42:24,966 --> 02:42:27,049 a high risk Ebola region 2959 02:42:27,250 --> 02:42:29,000 uh which is apparently the whole continent 2960 02:42:29,533 --> 02:42:30,283 um 2961 02:42:30,283 --> 02:42:32,566 we're coughing on each other and one big huts 2962 02:42:34,050 --> 02:42:35,600 i i don't i don't really blame them cause look 2963 02:42:35,600 --> 02:42:38,050 the truth is most Americans don't know much about South Africa 2964 02:42:38,050 --> 02:42:38,533 so well 2965 02:42:38,533 --> 02:42:40,449 they don't know much about Africa as a whole 2966 02:42:40,933 --> 02:42:43,366 most of them don't know much about anything but still like 2967 02:42:43,766 --> 02:42:44,933 it's just it's just weird 2968 02:42:44,933 --> 02:42:46,049 cause you would land in America 2969 02:42:46,050 --> 02:42:47,883 and the questions they would ask you at the border 2970 02:42:47,883 --> 02:42:48,883 control be so interesting 2971 02:42:48,883 --> 02:42:49,683 like you'd get there 2972 02:42:49,683 --> 02:42:50,733 and the man would look at me as soon 2973 02:42:50,733 --> 02:42:51,799 as you see out from South Africa 2974 02:42:51,800 --> 02:42:54,766 we like sure South Africa have you been in 2975 02:42:54,766 --> 02:42:56,733 have you been in contact with Ebola 2976 02:42:58,250 --> 02:43:00,533 like my answer would be yes 2977 02:43:01,650 --> 02:43:03,283 next up Disney world 2978 02:43:04,966 --> 02:43:06,199 but i really still be traveling had 2979 02:43:06,200 --> 02:43:06,883 i've been in contact 2980 02:43:06,883 --> 02:43:08,683 with one of the most deadly diseases on the planet 2981 02:43:08,683 --> 02:43:09,133 is that what 2982 02:43:09,133 --> 02:43:09,399 type of 2983 02:43:09,400 --> 02:43:12,000 person do you think are i've paid for that trip i'm going 2984 02:43:12,200 --> 02:43:13,766 even if it kills everybody like 2985 02:43:13,766 --> 02:43:15,766 why would i do something like that 2986 02:43:15,800 --> 02:43:16,683 and the way they would ask 2987 02:43:16,683 --> 02:43:18,683 it as well made it sound like Ebola was a distant 2988 02:43:18,683 --> 02:43:19,599 relative of mine 2989 02:43:19,600 --> 02:43:22,600 like a a cousin or have you been in contact with Ebola 2990 02:43:22,600 --> 02:43:24,533 you know yeah i spoke to him last week 2991 02:43:25,083 --> 02:43:25,799 he's doing well 2992 02:43:25,800 --> 02:43:26,933 thanks for asking 2993 02:43:27,600 --> 02:43:29,166 this is a strange world 2994 02:43:29,650 --> 02:43:32,050 it was honestly one of the worst trips i ever took 2995 02:43:32,483 --> 02:43:34,283 because what happened is we flew in 2996 02:43:34,283 --> 02:43:35,566 so i was flying to Los Angeles 2997 02:43:35,566 --> 02:43:36,283 and because of that 2998 02:43:36,283 --> 02:43:38,766 we had to stop over and Atlanta and change planes 2999 02:43:39,083 --> 02:43:40,283 and when we got off our plane 3000 02:43:40,283 --> 02:43:42,166 we went off and we got into another plane 3001 02:43:42,250 --> 02:43:44,333 and when we did they made an announcement 3002 02:43:44,366 --> 02:43:46,049 as we got onto the plane 3003 02:43:46,050 --> 02:43:46,650 they told 3004 02:43:46,650 --> 02:43:49,050 other passengers that we were from a south African plane 3005 02:43:49,400 --> 02:43:51,366 and so they were going to be spraying the cabin 3006 02:43:51,850 --> 02:43:52,650 for their safety 3007 02:43:52,650 --> 02:43:54,883 but they said this as we walked on the air hostess came on 3008 02:43:54,883 --> 02:43:55,566 and she was like 3009 02:43:55,566 --> 02:43:56,399 ladies and gentlemen 3010 02:43:56,400 --> 02:43:57,400 please note we're 3011 02:43:57,533 --> 02:43:59,049 got some we've got some passengers 3012 02:43:59,050 --> 02:44:00,650 joining us from a south African flight 3013 02:44:00,650 --> 02:44:02,483 and uh due to the Ebola crisis right now 3014 02:44:02,483 --> 02:44:04,999 we're just Gonna spray the cabin shouldn't be true harmful 3015 02:44:05,000 --> 02:44:07,883 you can cover your eyes and uh nose if you think it'll harm you 3016 02:44:07,883 --> 02:44:09,533 but it should be okay and we'll be on our way 3017 02:44:09,533 --> 02:44:10,766 shortly thank you very much 3018 02:44:11,283 --> 02:44:13,399 we walk on to that that's our introduction 3019 02:44:13,483 --> 02:44:15,799 as we walk on the plane i was walking down the hello 3020 02:44:17,000 --> 02:44:18,333 it was like a scene from forest 3021 02:44:18,333 --> 02:44:20,483 gump everyone was like can't sit here 3022 02:44:20,600 --> 02:44:22,333 can't sit here 3023 02:44:22,733 --> 02:44:23,966 just like all of us 3024 02:44:24,733 --> 02:44:27,566 it was honestly one of the worst flights i've ever taken in my 3025 02:44:27,566 --> 02:44:29,999 life like it was so tense 3026 02:44:30,533 --> 02:44:31,599 i cocked once 3027 02:44:32,933 --> 02:44:34,133 the plane shook 3028 02:44:35,366 --> 02:44:36,766 there's one guy who couldn't even hold it 3029 02:44:36,766 --> 02:44:37,733 i couldn't hold it any longer 3030 02:44:37,733 --> 02:44:38,933 and he couldn't hold cause i was like 3031 02:44:40,650 --> 02:44:41,883 he was like it bowl off 3032 02:44:42,533 --> 02:44:43,399 it bowl off 3033 02:44:44,050 --> 02:44:47,683 calm down calm down it's just aids calm down 3034 02:44:49,283 --> 02:44:50,533 you're safe for now 3035 02:44:52,450 --> 02:44:53,250 just 3036 02:44:53,800 --> 02:44:55,050 stress 3037 02:44:55,766 --> 02:44:58,199 everybody we landed finally 3038 02:44:58,366 --> 02:45:01,133 in Los Angeles but still we weren't allowed to disembark 3039 02:45:01,800 --> 02:45:04,400 the air states came back on to make another announcement 3040 02:45:04,766 --> 02:45:06,083 gentlemen please stand your seats 3041 02:45:06,366 --> 02:45:07,249 before we can disembark 3042 02:45:07,250 --> 02:45:09,083 the plane we're just gonna have a quick safety procedure 3043 02:45:09,083 --> 02:45:11,249 checking out health and safety officials coming on boards 3044 02:45:11,250 --> 02:45:12,933 make sure everything is up to standard 3045 02:45:12,933 --> 02:45:13,599 and we should run 3046 02:45:13,600 --> 02:45:15,083 away shortly thank you very much 3047 02:45:15,650 --> 02:45:16,883 他写的好像啊 3048 02:45:16,883 --> 02:45:18,449 safety official came on board the plane 3049 02:45:18,566 --> 02:45:21,533 and his job was using a list of African passengers 3050 02:45:21,566 --> 02:45:22,483 he was Gonna go around 3051 02:45:22,483 --> 02:45:24,533 and then scan each passenger and make sure they were 3052 02:45:24,650 --> 02:45:27,333 they were healthy and what he had he had a laser thermometer 3053 02:45:27,366 --> 02:45:29,966 and he go to each African pointed at our heads 3054 02:45:30,083 --> 02:45:31,683 and then basically the way it worked 3055 02:45:31,683 --> 02:45:33,249 on the thermometers if you're very hot 3056 02:45:33,250 --> 02:45:35,283 then you've got a bola i think that's how it works 3057 02:45:35,450 --> 02:45:37,883 so walk down scanlan people walk down scanlan people 3058 02:45:37,883 --> 02:45:38,683 and i know why he did this 3059 02:45:38,683 --> 02:45:40,933 he came down to my row walked all the way to me 3060 02:45:41,050 --> 02:45:42,650 scanned the people around me looked at him 3061 02:45:43,366 --> 02:45:45,249 he just shook his head and walked away 3062 02:45:45,250 --> 02:45:47,533 like he didn't almost like i wasn't African enough 3063 02:45:47,533 --> 02:45:49,049 or something he was just like oh no 3064 02:45:49,050 --> 02:45:49,850 no no 3065 02:45:49,933 --> 02:45:52,049 and when he scanned the people around me 3066 02:45:52,200 --> 02:45:53,200 and he moved on 3067 02:45:53,333 --> 02:45:54,083 so because of this 3068 02:45:54,083 --> 02:45:57,083 a few rows later he was short one name on the list 3069 02:45:57,083 --> 02:45:58,249 which was which was mine 3070 02:45:58,600 --> 02:45:59,966 and so he calls the air host this over 3071 02:45:59,966 --> 02:46:01,133 and he's like i i got a name 3072 02:46:01,133 --> 02:46:01,683 i can't i don't 3073 02:46:01,683 --> 02:46:04,083 i don't know and she like i sure do you check as you get i 3074 02:46:04,083 --> 02:46:05,766 i don't know who it is like i can't see good 3075 02:46:05,766 --> 02:46:07,766 and this commotion and it's growing and it's growing 3076 02:46:07,766 --> 02:46:09,999 and now i think they talking about me i'm pretty certainly 3077 02:46:10,000 --> 02:46:11,200 but i'm not gonna be the guy who's like 3078 02:46:11,200 --> 02:46:13,133 excuse me i think i'm哈哈哈 3079 02:46:13,400 --> 02:46:15,250 i'm i'm the bona threat i'm 3080 02:46:15,483 --> 02:46:16,733 i'm not gonna say that 3081 02:46:16,733 --> 02:46:17,566 so i'm just listening 3082 02:46:17,566 --> 02:46:19,649 while this is it and the commotion is growing it keeps growing 3083 02:46:19,650 --> 02:46:22,000 so the whole plane starts listening everyone gets involved 3084 02:46:22,166 --> 02:46:23,966 and then at its heights 3085 02:46:24,083 --> 02:46:26,599 at its heights there was a man three rows behind us of 3086 02:46:26,600 --> 02:46:29,166 middle eastern descent he had a big beard very traditional 3087 02:46:29,166 --> 02:46:32,049 regalia on and i'll never forget this he leaned 3088 02:46:32,050 --> 02:46:34,400 into the middle of their conversation with no hints of irony 3089 02:46:34,400 --> 02:46:36,533 whatsoever he just leaned in and he was like 3090 02:46:36,766 --> 02:46:38,133 excuse me pardon me 3091 02:46:38,766 --> 02:46:41,199 you probably want to check that gentleman over there 3092 02:46:41,283 --> 02:46:43,999 that guy something suspicious about him i notice 3093 02:46:44,966 --> 02:46:46,533 you want to check him there yeah 3094 02:46:46,533 --> 02:46:47,599 that guy was coffee 3095 02:46:50,483 --> 02:46:51,733 that was like really 3096 02:46:52,283 --> 02:46:55,166 hahaha and to Ahmad 3097 02:46:55,166 --> 02:46:56,133 hahaha 3098 02:47:01,050 --> 02:47:03,566 how the wheel has turned my friends 3099 02:47:04,250 --> 02:47:05,366 you forget there was a time 3100 02:47:05,366 --> 02:47:07,533 when Muslims were the black people of the skies 3101 02:47:08,200 --> 02:47:10,050 and yet now you have turned on me 3102 02:47:10,333 --> 02:47:11,849 i thought he would be on my side 3103 02:47:11,850 --> 02:47:12,933 i thought he would relate 3104 02:47:12,933 --> 02:47:13,999 i thought he would be like don't worry 3105 02:47:14,000 --> 02:47:15,533 i know how it feels i got you 3106 02:47:15,683 --> 02:47:18,083 instead he was like enjoy being under the bus 3107 02:47:20,733 --> 02:47:22,083 it was a stressful time 3108 02:47:23,366 --> 02:47:25,683 but coming into the u k has been a bit nicer you know 3109 02:47:25,933 --> 02:47:27,133 i guess people are a bit more informed 3110 02:47:27,133 --> 02:47:28,599 not that it's easy don't get me wrong fly 3111 02:47:28,600 --> 02:47:29,933 into the u k is a lot of stress 3112 02:47:29,933 --> 02:47:32,049 you have one of the most stressful border controls 3113 02:47:32,050 --> 02:47:33,200 i've ever come into 3114 02:47:33,283 --> 02:47:36,199 in my life like ask you so many questions question 3115 02:47:36,200 --> 02:47:37,083 upon question 3116 02:47:37,083 --> 02:47:37,733 upon question 3117 02:47:37,733 --> 02:47:39,799 i've got the right paperwork i've got the visa 3118 02:47:39,883 --> 02:47:42,649 comic relief the guy looks at me like so you're a comedian 3119 02:47:42,650 --> 02:47:44,250 see he's like you don't look funny 3120 02:47:45,533 --> 02:47:48,199 i just woke up and what what does that even mean 3121 02:47:48,800 --> 02:47:49,533 and he kept the last 3122 02:47:49,533 --> 02:47:50,933 of the questions that at one point i stopped 3123 02:47:50,933 --> 02:47:51,599 and i said look man 3124 02:47:51,600 --> 02:47:53,333 look man i've given you the paperwork 3125 02:47:53,333 --> 02:47:54,966 i've told you i'm here why don't you believe me 3126 02:47:54,966 --> 02:47:56,733 so well look the truth is we can't just believe 3127 02:47:56,733 --> 02:47:59,049 everybody that comes into the u k we can't just believe 3128 02:47:59,083 --> 02:48:00,933 that you're gonna do what you say you here to do 3129 02:48:00,933 --> 02:48:01,049 that 3130 02:48:01,050 --> 02:48:03,566 doesn't make sense you might do something totally different 3131 02:48:04,250 --> 02:48:06,683 i was like yeah fair enough fair enough that makes sense 3132 02:48:07,000 --> 02:48:08,450 i just wish as Africans would 3133 02:48:08,450 --> 02:48:09,966 thought of that when the British arrived 3134 02:48:12,850 --> 02:48:13,933 served us well 3135 02:48:16,683 --> 02:48:17,083 hey 3136 02:48:17,083 --> 02:48:17,883 buddy 3137 02:48:18,766 --> 02:48:20,399 what is that flag for oh 3138 02:48:20,400 --> 02:48:22,800 we're just going to wave it in your country 3139 02:48:23,683 --> 02:48:27,199 come on in you guys are fantastic thanks so much for having me 3140 02:48:28,333 --> 02:48:29,366 have a great night 3141 02:48:40,083 --> 02:48:42,166 different supermarket options i don't know where you 3142 02:48:42,166 --> 02:48:44,849 shop my wife likes to shop at waitress it's the啊 3143 02:48:44,850 --> 02:48:46,566 好脏的画质option 3144 02:48:47,166 --> 02:48:48,483 people are whooping weight chosen 3145 02:48:48,483 --> 02:48:49,683 what they're doing ladies and them is 3146 02:48:49,683 --> 02:48:52,133 they're just telling you all that they can afford weight chosen 3147 02:48:52,200 --> 02:48:53,050 they love to do 3148 02:48:53,050 --> 02:48:53,766 people who shop a weight chose 3149 02:48:53,766 --> 02:48:55,449 they like to drop it into conversation 3150 02:48:56,083 --> 02:48:58,166 sorry late i was just at waitress just 3151 02:48:58,283 --> 02:48:59,083 everybody knows 3152 02:48:59,850 --> 02:49:01,000 that they can afford 3153 02:49:01,000 --> 02:49:02,966 waitress even though they sell 3154 02:49:02,966 --> 02:49:05,566 basically all the same stuff as other supermarkets 3155 02:49:05,566 --> 02:49:07,799 but they just put the prices up so people can feel good 3156 02:49:07,800 --> 02:49:08,800 about themselves 3157 02:49:09,133 --> 02:49:11,283 they're shopping at waitress yeah 3158 02:49:12,083 --> 02:49:14,799 but they like to justify it you know the posh is 3159 02:49:15,400 --> 02:49:17,933 you know waitress it's fabulous the food is just wonderful 3160 02:49:18,450 --> 02:49:20,483 it's organic it's beyond organic you know 3161 02:49:20,800 --> 02:49:23,733 the chickens they just sacrifice themselves they just 3162 02:49:25,766 --> 02:49:28,283 they walk off the main entrance higher this is my family 3163 02:49:28,283 --> 02:49:29,083 and we just 3164 02:49:29,166 --> 02:49:29,966 jet bury 3165 02:49:33,050 --> 02:49:34,600 for some condiments do what you like 3166 02:49:34,600 --> 02:49:36,166 just take me take me 3167 02:49:38,050 --> 02:49:39,133 i've never seen 3168 02:49:39,333 --> 02:49:41,083 anybody return the trolley 3169 02:49:41,083 --> 02:49:43,483 for the pound in the car park in waitress 3170 02:49:43,483 --> 02:49:45,449 it is simply not worth it to them 3171 02:49:45,566 --> 02:49:47,849 you see them coming out with their trolleys 3172 02:49:47,883 --> 02:49:50,166 looking for their raindrovers which one is mine 3173 02:49:51,533 --> 02:49:52,966 i think it's just one over here oh 3174 02:49:52,966 --> 02:49:54,333 they pop the boot open as well 3175 02:49:54,333 --> 02:49:56,683 you see once you've got a certain amount of money this 3176 02:49:56,966 --> 02:49:59,449 this and this those days are behind you 3177 02:49:59,766 --> 02:50:02,883 now they have these keys and you push the key that closes it 3178 02:50:02,883 --> 02:50:03,533 that locks it 3179 02:50:03,533 --> 02:50:04,599 and then one that opens it 3180 02:50:04,600 --> 02:50:05,566 and then a boot one 3181 02:50:05,566 --> 02:50:06,683 and people like to pop it open 3182 02:50:06,683 --> 02:50:08,849 they don't wait till they get to the car the more posh 3183 02:50:08,850 --> 02:50:10,800 you are the further away from the vehicle 3184 02:50:10,933 --> 02:50:12,283 you pop the boot out of it 3185 02:50:12,366 --> 02:50:12,883 it could become 3186 02:50:12,883 --> 02:50:14,999 quite treacherous for other people walking in the carpark 3187 02:50:15,000 --> 02:50:16,133 cause these boots started 3188 02:50:18,133 --> 02:50:19,799 people have to walk in a single file okay 3189 02:50:19,800 --> 02:50:22,200 kids just follow me so we don't get hit by the boots 3190 02:50:23,766 --> 02:50:24,933 people doing it at the till 3191 02:50:25,083 --> 02:50:26,566 people flying into airports going 3192 02:50:26,566 --> 02:50:28,733 i know there's the car but i pop the boot open i'll go 3193 02:50:28,933 --> 02:50:29,883 easier to get the bags up 3194 02:50:31,650 --> 02:50:32,683 so they get to the range 3195 02:50:32,683 --> 02:50:34,333 over the unload their shopping in the black 3196 02:50:34,533 --> 02:50:36,083 and then they see the pound and they said oh 3197 02:50:36,083 --> 02:50:37,799 i should have that that's money i should have that 3198 02:50:37,800 --> 02:50:39,083 but they can't get stuck 3199 02:50:39,133 --> 02:50:41,333 and they realize i've got to go all the way over there 3200 02:50:41,450 --> 02:50:44,600 and plug it in to the trolley train for a pound 3201 02:50:44,800 --> 02:50:48,000 all the way over there and back for a pound 3202 02:50:49,533 --> 02:50:52,366 i got there and back the house would have made about 15 grams 3203 02:50:55,133 --> 02:50:55,966 so then they sort of 3204 02:50:55,966 --> 02:50:57,083 do this push away 3205 02:50:57,083 --> 02:50:59,933 they do the way trows posh push they just pause and go 3206 02:51:00,250 --> 02:51:01,333 off you go 3207 02:51:05,933 --> 02:51:06,966 goodbye 3208 02:51:08,850 --> 02:51:10,166 the trunny sort of rolls away 3209 02:51:10,166 --> 02:51:12,249 and then collide to another range river 3210 02:51:12,600 --> 02:51:13,683 this is not a posh person 3211 02:51:13,683 --> 02:51:15,166 you know what's that doing there off you go 3212 02:51:15,166 --> 02:51:20,083 you're gonna be someone with algae in the bushes 3213 02:51:32,400 --> 02:51:33,050 哈哈哈 3214 02:51:33,050 --> 02:51:33,933 哈哈哈 3215 02:51:41,333 --> 02:51:42,483 我在听一下 3216 02:51:43,250 --> 02:51:44,333 有没有啥问题 3217 02:51:47,683 --> 02:51:49,366 when i thought i saw check it out the eat 3218 02:51:49,366 --> 02:51:51,399 then i'm just thinking i'm not talking about the eat 3219 02:51:51,400 --> 02:51:52,166 then i'm in it 3220 02:51:52,166 --> 02:51:52,883 and i saw me crawling 3221 02:51:52,883 --> 02:51:54,599 shackled out it didn't come see me i sing 3222 02:51:54,600 --> 02:51:56,166 i'm the shit i'm on some other types 3223 02:51:56,166 --> 02:51:58,883 i saw chicken eat the shit then i hold on ice on the night 3224 02:51:58,883 --> 02:52:00,849 that shit then i'm in it's like holy moly 3225 02:52:00,850 --> 02:52:02,600 just a kiss i kissed you i wanna eat 3226 02:52:02,600 --> 02:52:04,166 call on your mama call me Michael 3227 02:52:07,483 --> 02:52:09,166 啊有吗 3228 02:52:09,283 --> 02:52:11,366 我这个是最后的 3229 02:52:17,683 --> 02:52:19,283 那个啥的那个什么 3230 02:52:20,600 --> 02:52:21,800 分享有点太重了 3231 02:52:28,766 --> 02:52:29,933 hey then i'm just a kid 3232 02:52:29,933 --> 02:52:31,249 i'm a talk about the heat 3233 02:52:31,250 --> 02:52:32,800 then i'm in it and i'll see you crawls 3234 02:52:32,800 --> 02:52:34,000 talk about it get it close to me 3235 02:52:34,000 --> 02:52:35,800 i've seen others don't want some other guy 3236 02:52:35,800 --> 02:52:36,883 this is all you can eat 3237 02:52:36,883 --> 02:52:38,799 this shit then i hold your eyes on the night 3238 02:52:38,800 --> 02:52:39,800 this shit then i'm in 3239 02:52:39,800 --> 02:52:41,333 it's like on the morning just a kiss 3240 02:52:41,333 --> 02:52:43,799 i can't still wanna equal on your mama call me 3241 02:52:44,800 --> 02:52:46,000 我用这耳机听不太出来 3242 02:52:46,000 --> 02:52:47,966 还有没有做那个什么双声的 3243 02:52:50,283 --> 02:52:52,283 真的吧没错就20秒 3244 02:52:52,283 --> 02:52:54,449 我已经放出来的就是全部了 3245 02:52:55,283 --> 02:52:56,083 嗯 3246 02:52:59,083 --> 02:53:00,333 really scandinated before 3247 02:53:00,400 --> 02:53:03,800 they did the hotel was just all minimalist you know 3248 02:53:04,283 --> 02:53:07,999 everything was just what you needed you know just a bed and sink 3249 02:53:08,366 --> 02:53:08,966 but it was good 3250 02:53:08,966 --> 02:53:10,799 because normally hotels they get very confusing now 3251 02:53:10,800 --> 02:53:13,133 because you don't you never know where the light stitches 3252 02:53:13,166 --> 02:53:15,133 the stuff that have the sense of lights now 3253 02:53:15,200 --> 02:53:17,283 when you go in the bathroom and it just comes on 3254 02:53:17,483 --> 02:53:18,449 everything goes that's good 3255 02:53:18,733 --> 02:53:20,283 but then you're on the Lu and it goes off 3256 02:53:20,333 --> 02:53:23,399 hahaha and you have to try and get it back haunting it's too 3257 02:53:24,566 --> 02:53:25,999 you don't really want to be there 3258 02:53:27,450 --> 02:53:28,850 and it's been so long since 3259 02:53:28,850 --> 02:53:30,966 i've stayed in the hotel they just had a normal tap 3260 02:53:30,966 --> 02:53:32,649 that you turn on and you turn off 3261 02:53:33,166 --> 02:53:35,799 they couldn't work the taps i mean this hotel room in Oslo 3262 02:53:35,800 --> 02:53:37,083 trying to get water 3263 02:53:42,200 --> 02:53:43,483 called maintenance 3264 02:53:43,800 --> 02:53:45,533 and the guy just came up when you do this 3265 02:53:45,533 --> 02:53:46,849 you do that idiot 3266 02:53:49,283 --> 02:53:50,533 so i was very happy to be in this 3267 02:53:50,533 --> 02:53:52,649 quite simple hotel room in Norway 3268 02:53:52,650 --> 02:53:54,250 and what i really like was just one switch 3269 02:53:54,250 --> 02:53:55,000 i was at one master 3270 02:53:55,000 --> 02:53:56,733 switch next to the door that controlled the whole room 3271 02:53:57,200 --> 02:53:59,083 so oh this is so easy because normally 3272 02:53:59,200 --> 02:54:00,883 you know you've got to find the switchful 3273 02:54:00,883 --> 02:54:02,249 different sections of the hotel room 3274 02:54:02,250 --> 02:54:03,333 then the lamps 3275 02:54:03,483 --> 02:54:05,683 next to the bed you don't know that it's on the neck you know 3276 02:54:05,683 --> 02:54:07,249 you've got fiddling for the neck 3277 02:54:08,050 --> 02:54:10,050 well you look at the wire is it on the wire 3278 02:54:11,000 --> 02:54:12,200 all the neck is it the neck 3279 02:54:12,283 --> 02:54:13,083 wire 3280 02:54:13,083 --> 02:54:15,199 and then off right twenty minutes oh it's the sampy one 3281 02:54:15,200 --> 02:54:16,533 it's the sampy one 3282 02:54:18,366 --> 02:54:20,883 so i was so thrilled it just one light turned everything off 3283 02:54:20,883 --> 02:54:23,249 one switch turned everything off so went 3284 02:54:23,483 --> 02:54:24,683 and this is off to my gig 3285 02:54:24,850 --> 02:54:26,766 i had a couple of drinks and it was late 3286 02:54:26,966 --> 02:54:29,399 and i just switched it off obviously bedtime 3287 02:54:29,650 --> 02:54:31,850 it's hard to get back to the bed now because it's dark 3288 02:54:32,083 --> 02:54:35,366 so i'm doing that walk when you're expecting to hit zone 3289 02:54:36,683 --> 02:54:40,166 so i got into my bed and unbeknownst to me and for 3290 02:54:40,450 --> 02:54:41,733 no idea why this was there 3291 02:54:41,766 --> 02:54:44,366 there was a switch behind the pillow 3292 02:54:45,000 --> 02:54:47,000 that also controlled the same light 3293 02:54:47,883 --> 02:54:50,933 i lay in the bed and then all the nights in the room were done 3294 02:54:52,883 --> 02:54:54,483 i thought someone had come in hello 3295 02:54:54,483 --> 02:54:55,283 hello 3296 02:54:56,683 --> 02:54:56,999 is there 3297 02:54:57,000 --> 02:54:57,566 somebody there 3298 02:54:57,566 --> 02:54:58,366 hello 3299 02:54:59,083 --> 02:55:00,449 that's very peculiar 3300 02:55:00,683 --> 02:55:01,799 so when it's over 3301 02:55:04,366 --> 02:55:07,366 turn the lights off dark again made my way slowly 3302 02:55:11,850 --> 02:55:13,000 嗑瓜子喽 3303 02:55:13,766 --> 02:55:16,133 as soon as my head hit the pillow the light 3304 02:55:19,283 --> 02:55:20,049 is going on 3305 02:55:20,050 --> 02:55:21,333 so i marched back quite 3306 02:55:21,333 --> 02:55:22,133 quickly 3307 02:55:22,283 --> 02:55:24,199 i convince myself for some kind of sinister 3308 02:55:24,200 --> 02:55:25,533 so this time i was very 3309 02:55:25,883 --> 02:55:27,083 very careful 3310 02:55:32,400 --> 02:55:35,000 i slowly got to the bed and nothing happened i was like oh 3311 02:55:35,000 --> 02:55:36,766 this is fine rolled over the 3312 02:55:36,766 --> 02:55:37,649 lyman turn again 3313 02:55:38,800 --> 02:55:41,283 so i phoned maintenance now they're in mind 3314 02:55:41,366 --> 02:55:42,566 this man that maintenance 3315 02:55:42,933 --> 02:55:46,566 already thinksi'm completely mental as a person 3316 02:55:47,883 --> 02:55:48,883 so i call him 3317 02:55:49,000 --> 02:55:50,566 i'm lying there now in the light 3318 02:55:50,800 --> 02:55:52,600 and not there's a knock on the door i go 3319 02:55:52,683 --> 02:55:53,883 thank you thank you for coming 3320 02:55:53,883 --> 02:55:55,999 he said is he taps again no the capsify 3321 02:55:57,200 --> 02:55:58,650 watch this the lights keep going on 3322 02:55:58,650 --> 02:55:59,650 and i don't know i don't know 3323 02:55:59,650 --> 02:56:01,166 why there mother something wrong 3324 02:56:01,283 --> 02:56:02,966 after a certain man fan they just go on 3325 02:56:03,133 --> 02:56:04,533 okay i'm gonna show you all right 3326 02:56:04,733 --> 02:56:06,683 so i turn the light off and i'm standing in the dark 3327 02:56:06,683 --> 02:56:07,766 for this Norwegian man 3328 02:56:08,966 --> 02:56:10,483 follow me come with me 3329 02:56:11,166 --> 02:56:13,483 i'm holding in a bit come on come with me 3330 02:56:15,600 --> 02:56:16,933 come on come with me 3331 02:56:19,766 --> 02:56:23,333 all right are you there yes just sit there 3332 02:56:24,400 --> 02:56:25,600 just seem to get into the bed 3333 02:56:25,600 --> 02:56:26,400 okay 3334 02:56:28,050 --> 02:56:31,000 he lay in the bed and nothing happened at just nine 3335 02:56:31,883 --> 02:56:33,599 i'm lying in the dark 3336 02:56:34,200 --> 02:56:35,333 and he just sit there i mean 3337 02:56:35,800 --> 02:56:37,083 please let me go 3338 02:56:37,083 --> 02:56:39,083 hahaha i'll go 3339 02:56:39,083 --> 02:56:41,083 so he went he was knocking over furniture 3340 02:56:41,083 --> 02:56:43,999 he made his way out of the door in the dark i rolled over 3341 02:56:44,000 --> 02:56:45,166 and the lights went on 3342 02:56:46,683 --> 02:56:47,483 hahaha 3343 02:56:52,400 --> 02:56:54,366 再看看还看不看 3344 02:56:54,366 --> 02:56:55,166 我看看 3345 02:56:56,333 --> 02:56:57,999 喵喵喵 3346 02:56:58,650 --> 02:56:59,483 喵喵 3347 02:57:01,683 --> 02:57:03,733 我正想让发信息不回复呢 3348 02:57:03,733 --> 02:57:06,533 but some technology let's be honest is incredible 3349 02:57:06,733 --> 02:57:08,966 Kindle that very good you got a Kindle amazing 3350 02:57:32,400 --> 02:57:34,683 staring at me in the face i'll never touch them again but i 3351 02:57:34,683 --> 02:57:36,533 want to know that i have the ability to read 3352 02:57:37,083 --> 02:57:37,766 people can come round 3353 02:57:37,766 --> 02:57:38,649 have you seen all the reading 3354 02:57:38,650 --> 02:57:40,200 i've managed to achieve in my life 3355 02:57:41,483 --> 02:57:42,533 i've enjoyed ready meals 3356 02:57:42,533 --> 02:57:44,449 and it's staple of packaging to the wall 3357 02:57:45,766 --> 02:57:48,283 the spinach and ripotta canalone classic 3358 02:57:49,133 --> 02:57:50,966 join me in the moosaka section 3359 02:57:56,083 --> 02:57:56,733 the phone obviously 3360 02:57:56,733 --> 02:57:58,849 i could live without the phone i mean my mobile phone 3361 02:57:59,083 --> 02:58:01,199 it's my whole life i'm checking i check it all the time 3362 02:58:01,366 --> 02:58:02,566 i think i'm gonna get it mad 3363 02:58:03,050 --> 02:58:04,650 i took it in the morning before i even opened my eyes 3364 02:58:04,650 --> 02:58:06,283 i have the float in front of my face 3365 02:58:06,400 --> 02:58:08,283 what happened while i've been dreaming 3366 02:58:09,166 --> 02:58:11,199 but it makes you paranoid doesn't it folds make you paranoid 3367 02:58:11,200 --> 02:58:12,600 i hate it when people don't text me back 3368 02:58:12,600 --> 02:58:13,800 it really winds me up 3369 02:58:14,166 --> 02:58:15,249 i did that the other week 3370 02:58:15,250 --> 02:58:16,650 with a couple we had a nice time my wife 3371 02:58:16,650 --> 02:58:18,966 my winter dinner we we we laugh we joked 3372 02:58:19,000 --> 02:58:20,000 we split the bill 3373 02:58:20,200 --> 02:58:21,683 you know i think we hugged at the end 3374 02:58:21,850 --> 02:58:23,733 i sent a text in the car classic text 3375 02:58:23,733 --> 02:58:26,083 i loved it to you we should do this again sometime send 3376 02:58:26,166 --> 02:58:26,966 shh 3377 02:58:27,283 --> 02:58:29,166 i expected within moments to get a Doug adore 3378 02:58:29,166 --> 02:58:31,599 along the same lines love it to see you too i got nothing 3379 02:58:31,683 --> 02:58:32,483 nothing 3380 02:58:32,566 --> 02:58:34,133 this is literally pissed me off 3381 02:58:35,733 --> 02:58:36,683 你们会生气吗 3382 02:58:36,683 --> 02:58:37,733 我也会生气 3383 02:58:37,733 --> 02:58:39,883 because he's obviously got my text and just taking it 3384 02:58:39,933 --> 02:58:42,766 it is lovely to see me and carried on with his own love at me 3385 02:58:44,000 --> 02:58:45,166 it's human interaction 3386 02:58:45,166 --> 02:58:45,966 it's courtesy 3387 02:58:45,966 --> 02:58:48,399 the equivalent of me getting up standing in his face and going 3388 02:58:48,400 --> 02:58:49,766 some of the lovely nights we should do this again 3389 02:58:49,766 --> 02:58:50,966 sometime and i'm just going 3390 02:58:56,200 --> 02:58:57,650 we went out the other night my wife and i 3391 02:58:57,766 --> 02:58:59,683 went to like a fundraiser还好吗 3392 02:59:00,450 --> 02:59:02,933 我只能怀疑他是不是什么手机被偷了 3393 02:59:02,933 --> 02:59:04,083 准备闯了吧 3394 02:59:04,083 --> 02:59:05,933 there was an auction when this guy came up before the auction 3395 02:59:05,933 --> 02:59:06,399 怎么闯了 3396 02:59:06,400 --> 02:59:07,683 在医院当植物人 3397 02:59:07,683 --> 02:59:09,133 所以说腾不出手回消息 3398 02:59:09,133 --> 02:59:12,049 everyone would just like to donate a thousand pounds 3399 02:59:12,250 --> 02:59:13,250 to the charity 3400 02:59:13,566 --> 02:59:16,333 please stand up and break yourself known 3401 02:59:16,933 --> 02:59:18,883 you can feel the tension around the room is that really 3402 02:59:18,933 --> 02:59:20,199 a grand just to stand up 3403 02:59:20,366 --> 02:59:21,849 我操我真的会这么想啊 3404 02:59:21,850 --> 02:59:24,533 generous rich men were just so stand up yes 3405 02:59:24,566 --> 02:59:25,883 i will give you a thousand pounds and 3406 02:59:25,933 --> 02:59:27,733 people to applaud like Spartacus yes 3407 02:59:28,650 --> 02:59:31,050 the funniest thing i saw was this waiter right to the back 3408 02:59:31,050 --> 02:59:32,683 just went 3409 02:59:37,766 --> 02:59:38,966 哎呀我走圈了 3410 02:59:41,766 --> 02:59:43,166 yes the phones make you paranoid 3411 02:59:43,400 --> 02:59:44,000 it's like that 3412 02:59:44,000 --> 02:59:45,333 you have to get that phone call when somebody calls you 3413 02:59:45,333 --> 02:59:47,049 you complete your banks and they've like sat on their phone 3414 02:59:47,050 --> 02:59:48,766 and you just hear noises from their life 3415 02:59:49,400 --> 02:59:51,450 and you think it's like we're just into them walking alone 3416 02:59:51,800 --> 02:59:52,600 i don't know how 3417 02:59:55,250 --> 02:59:56,050 do 3418 02:59:57,800 --> 02:59:58,766 you know immediately 3419 02:59:58,766 --> 02:59:59,399 what's happened 3420 02:59:59,400 --> 03:00:01,250 they found you by accident they've sat on the phone 3421 03:00:01,250 --> 03:00:03,133 this is the sound of the world from their pocket 3422 03:00:03,133 --> 03:00:05,566 you should hang up the phone and carry on with your own life 3423 03:00:06,333 --> 03:00:07,199 but i can't 3424 03:00:08,600 --> 03:00:10,566 i listen for as long as it's possible 3425 03:00:11,600 --> 03:00:13,883 then i start convincing myself they're gonna slack me off 3426 03:00:13,883 --> 03:00:15,449 i've never had a crossword with them 3427 03:00:15,883 --> 03:00:18,733 they're gonna go that mackiptizer frick and you 3428 03:00:20,483 --> 03:00:21,366 bust it 3429 03:00:21,883 --> 03:00:24,883 i was wait till this is for one hour 32 minutes in 12 seconds 3430 03:00:28,250 --> 03:00:29,933 啊就结束了 3431 03:00:31,766 --> 03:00:32,566 我看 3432 03:00:36,250 --> 03:00:37,200 高档餐厅 3433 03:00:37,200 --> 03:00:37,850 了解一下 3434 03:00:37,850 --> 03:00:40,400 高档餐厅主播没去过高档餐厅 3435 03:00:40,766 --> 03:00:43,599 to be experts in one we've all got this sort of 3436 03:00:44,050 --> 03:00:46,883 we will just take part of this weird lie 3437 03:00:47,083 --> 03:00:49,333 that we're all connoisseurs in wine 3438 03:00:49,450 --> 03:00:50,883 a lot of people drink and like wine 3439 03:00:50,883 --> 03:00:52,683 but let's be honest at least ninety percent of us 3440 03:00:52,683 --> 03:00:54,733 are not experts in the field of wine 3441 03:00:54,733 --> 03:00:55,966 but we got to restaurants 3442 03:00:55,966 --> 03:00:58,449 we all play this sort of bullshit production 3443 03:00:59,083 --> 03:01:00,999 that we we know about wine 3444 03:01:01,483 --> 03:01:02,366 nobody at the table 3445 03:01:02,366 --> 03:01:05,283 knows anything about wine the way to himself he knows nothing 3446 03:01:05,283 --> 03:01:06,083 about wine 3447 03:01:06,933 --> 03:01:09,849 we know red color and white color that's all you know 3448 03:01:10,366 --> 03:01:13,083 but you will pretend you know a great deal more 3449 03:01:13,083 --> 03:01:14,649 would you like to see the wine list 3450 03:01:14,650 --> 03:01:17,050 he might as well be saying would you like the book of gibberish 3451 03:01:17,050 --> 03:01:17,883 yes i would 3452 03:01:18,250 --> 03:01:19,850 can you pretend i'm looking at that 3453 03:01:20,200 --> 03:01:23,166 ignore all the words and focus entirely on the prices 3454 03:01:26,283 --> 03:01:27,249 i want this one 3455 03:01:27,366 --> 03:01:29,799 you just pointed it you got you the confidence to say it 3456 03:01:29,966 --> 03:01:31,166 i want this one ah 3457 03:01:31,200 --> 03:01:33,600 a fun choice i have no idea if that's a fun choice 3458 03:01:33,600 --> 03:01:34,766 i don't fuck with a plan 3459 03:01:36,966 --> 03:01:37,683 it's all part 3460 03:01:37,683 --> 03:01:38,933 of the bullshit production 3461 03:01:38,933 --> 03:01:40,566 as they come and they show you the bottle 3462 03:01:40,800 --> 03:01:41,483 they should you stop 3463 03:01:41,483 --> 03:01:44,649 you have to stop your conversation to stare at a bottle of one 3464 03:01:46,166 --> 03:01:48,649 but you go along with it because it's all part of it 3465 03:01:49,000 --> 03:01:51,200 is the only part of the meal you need to witness 3466 03:01:51,200 --> 03:01:53,083 that it's coming from the right source 3467 03:01:53,766 --> 03:01:55,999 it's not like you order a hamburger they come up with a photo 3468 03:01:56,000 --> 03:01:57,366 of a cow this is a cow 3469 03:01:57,966 --> 03:01:58,883 that's the kind of thing 3470 03:01:59,883 --> 03:02:00,966 that's exactly the kind of thing 3471 03:02:00,966 --> 03:02:02,966 i meant when i ordered a hamburger 3472 03:02:04,566 --> 03:02:05,883 then they opened it in front of you 3473 03:02:05,883 --> 03:02:07,683 you have to witness the opening 3474 03:02:07,800 --> 03:02:10,000 of the way complete nonsense 3475 03:02:10,766 --> 03:02:12,733 feel like you have the steak if they come out and go 3476 03:02:12,733 --> 03:02:14,283 i'm just slipping those over now all right 3477 03:02:14,283 --> 03:02:17,399 just that part of it so you can see what's going on 3478 03:02:17,883 --> 03:02:19,933 then comes the beat the key parch 3479 03:02:20,800 --> 03:02:22,566 pouring of the wine who will try the wine 3480 03:02:22,566 --> 03:02:24,333 who will take the lead role 3481 03:02:24,533 --> 03:02:26,599 and make some bullshits win up to 3482 03:02:27,050 --> 03:02:27,933 nobody wants to do 3483 03:02:28,766 --> 03:02:29,966 what do you do i don't want to be 3484 03:02:30,133 --> 03:02:31,799 nobody someone will give you up you do it是吗 3485 03:02:31,883 --> 03:02:32,849 我没遇到过 3486 03:02:32,933 --> 03:02:34,049 i will try the one 3487 03:02:34,733 --> 03:02:35,849 i don't want the climb 3488 03:02:35,883 --> 03:02:36,733 stand still 3489 03:02:37,050 --> 03:02:39,200 poor little bitch had one staring at you 3490 03:02:39,650 --> 03:02:41,766 the waiter is waiting for your verdict 3491 03:02:48,683 --> 03:02:49,483 yes 3492 03:02:52,083 --> 03:02:53,083 that's wine 3493 03:02:54,366 --> 03:02:57,249 this wine i've had wine before this is exactly what it tastes 3494 03:02:57,400 --> 03:03:00,200 it looks like rabbima but i confirm it isn't rabbit no 3495 03:03:00,200 --> 03:03:00,966 it's wine 3496 03:03:00,966 --> 03:03:02,249 everyone should have some of this 3497 03:03:02,250 --> 03:03:04,133 i always thought you were tasting it to see if you liked it 3498 03:03:04,133 --> 03:03:05,483 i thought it was like a taste test 3499 03:03:05,650 --> 03:03:08,200 exactly your taste again to see if it's Cork which means it off 3500 03:03:08,200 --> 03:03:09,200 they're asking you 3501 03:03:09,250 --> 03:03:11,366 to determine whether it's off and if it's off 3502 03:03:11,366 --> 03:03:13,399 they'll bring another bottle i'm paying brit 3503 03:03:13,400 --> 03:03:14,800 why did you ascertain 3504 03:03:14,800 --> 03:03:15,850 in your own time 3505 03:03:15,883 --> 03:03:17,166 there is whether it's off or not 3506 03:03:17,166 --> 03:03:18,599 and if it is don't serve it to me 3507 03:03:18,600 --> 03:03:19,683 it's not like you wanted a coffee 3508 03:03:19,683 --> 03:03:20,966 and they come up with the milk game 3509 03:03:21,000 --> 03:03:23,000 it smells funnier when you try Bobby 3510 03:03:27,883 --> 03:03:28,766 cheesy 3511 03:03:32,083 --> 03:03:34,283 but you go along with it because it's restaurant 3512 03:03:34,400 --> 03:03:36,333 you just go along with things in restaurants 3513 03:03:36,333 --> 03:03:37,649 because you think it's the way you have to behave 3514 03:03:37,650 --> 03:03:38,450 and restaurants 3515 03:03:38,450 --> 03:03:39,933 you sit in this most expensive restaurant 3516 03:03:39,933 --> 03:03:41,366 we like some bread for the table 3517 03:03:41,483 --> 03:03:42,333 water for the table 3518 03:03:42,333 --> 03:03:44,166 the table's having a better night than i am at this 3519 03:03:45,283 --> 03:03:47,533 i mean who actually wants bread and water 3520 03:03:47,533 --> 03:03:49,333 before your meal i could get this at an orphanage 3521 03:03:49,333 --> 03:03:51,133 i'm paying a lot of money to be here 3522 03:03:52,766 --> 03:03:54,283 but you go along with it cause you're an arrest 3523 03:03:54,533 --> 03:03:57,249 you're your main course you'd like some side orders 3524 03:03:57,250 --> 03:03:59,650 no just give me food on a plate 3525 03:04:00,133 --> 03:04:03,249 i don't need satellites of food surrounding my food 3526 03:04:03,483 --> 03:04:05,449 is it to make you feel like you're eating less yes 3527 03:04:05,450 --> 03:04:07,566 i would like some side orders in fact i'd like some 3528 03:04:07,850 --> 03:04:10,166 the potato jokeman was behind me put them behind her 3529 03:04:11,566 --> 03:04:13,649 carrots and a draw under the table 3530 03:04:14,450 --> 03:04:16,766 cream of spinach behind the system and the loo no 3531 03:04:16,766 --> 03:04:17,849 one will ever know 3532 03:04:18,800 --> 03:04:20,733 just go along with it see in your instant coffee 3533 03:04:20,733 --> 03:04:21,966 as well at the end of a meal 3534 03:04:21,966 --> 03:04:24,966 even at dinner eleven thirty night you're about to go to bed 3535 03:04:25,766 --> 03:04:26,999 could i get you in a coffee 3536 03:04:27,000 --> 03:04:29,283 if my wife seemed to be at home at eleven thirty at night 3537 03:04:29,283 --> 03:04:30,449 after dinner do you want a coffee 3538 03:04:30,450 --> 03:04:32,200 i go have you lost your fucking mind 3539 03:04:32,333 --> 03:04:33,533 i don't want a coffee 3540 03:04:34,133 --> 03:04:35,333 i'm talking about the drink that we get 3541 03:04:35,333 --> 03:04:37,399 ourselves out of bed in the morning with 3542 03:04:37,533 --> 03:04:40,249 the high caffeine drinkto get you going in the day 3543 03:04:40,400 --> 03:04:42,133 you want to have that now before bed 3544 03:04:42,133 --> 03:04:43,599 this is some perfect experiment 3545 03:04:43,600 --> 03:04:46,400 you nutter in the restaurant yes 3546 03:04:46,400 --> 03:04:47,683 i think i'll have a large a 3547 03:04:48,166 --> 03:04:50,933 what would you like an espresso for me just an espresso 3548 03:04:52,250 --> 03:04:53,283 two o'clock in the morning 3549 03:04:54,133 --> 03:04:55,199 fuck did i know that 3550 03:04:56,650 --> 03:04:57,366 i can't see 3551 03:04:57,366 --> 03:04:58,083 can you see of course 3552 03:04:58,083 --> 03:05:00,333 i can't sleep i had a fucking expression 3553 03:05:00,933 --> 03:05:05,366 and copycake i might just go to work now and wave there 3554 03:05:06,483 --> 03:05:08,849 but it's Friday i don't care 3555 03:05:11,283 --> 03:05:12,199 但是我总觉得 3556 03:05:12,200 --> 03:05:14,366 我就算喝了咖啡也能睡着 3557 03:05:14,650 --> 03:05:15,600 我真的觉得 3558 03:05:15,966 --> 03:05:17,366 只只要不是那个什么 3559 03:05:17,600 --> 03:05:19,283 他说的那个意式浓缩 3560 03:05:19,283 --> 03:05:20,766 我应该都能睡着 3561 03:05:24,483 --> 03:05:25,733 我对我的那个什么 3562 03:05:25,733 --> 03:05:27,799 睡眠的那个能力很有自信啊 3563 03:05:27,800 --> 03:05:29,083 大家你们有这个 3564 03:05:29,250 --> 03:05:30,800 你们觉得我是那个什么 3565 03:05:30,800 --> 03:05:31,400 你觉得我的 3566 03:05:31,400 --> 03:05:33,166 我的我的我的我的想法是对的吗 3567 03:05:33,166 --> 03:05:34,566 看看再去看看这个 3568 03:05:36,000 --> 03:05:37,600 kids oh 3569 03:05:37,600 --> 03:05:40,933 the drama the drama of Rome crossing 3570 03:05:40,966 --> 03:05:43,199 it's also got to teach them about the green man 3571 03:05:43,200 --> 03:05:44,766 because you can never cross on the red man 3572 03:05:44,766 --> 03:05:46,083 because you know it's dangerous 3573 03:05:46,083 --> 03:05:47,249 so you always have to wait the嗯 3574 03:05:47,366 --> 03:05:48,133 这雀巢 3575 03:05:48,133 --> 03:05:50,166 the green man is the red man don't cross on the red man 3576 03:05:50,200 --> 03:05:51,366 adults don't help of course 3577 03:05:51,366 --> 03:05:52,933 because they just walk when they walk faster 3578 03:05:54,400 --> 03:05:55,083 he's going 3579 03:05:55,083 --> 03:05:56,166 he's an idiot children 3580 03:05:56,166 --> 03:05:57,199 that's an idiot 3581 03:05:58,683 --> 03:06:01,733 what's a man in an all green tracksuit starts more 3582 03:06:01,733 --> 03:06:03,799 here across my son is not a green man no 3583 03:06:03,800 --> 03:06:04,600 that is just an 3584 03:06:09,366 --> 03:06:11,483 i like it when couples who are like in a relationship 3585 03:06:11,483 --> 03:06:12,249 they obviously love 3586 03:06:12,250 --> 03:06:13,166 each other you know 3587 03:06:13,366 --> 03:06:14,249 they might be married 3588 03:06:14,250 --> 03:06:15,766 they might be going out they're walking along the street 3589 03:06:15,766 --> 03:06:17,766 and the man will always do that i think when he naturally 3590 03:06:17,766 --> 03:06:18,649 goes roadside 3591 03:06:18,933 --> 03:06:21,849 roadside i'm gonna road excuse me i'll go this side darling it 3592 03:06:21,850 --> 03:06:24,083 我不相信哎我我 3593 03:06:24,733 --> 03:06:25,933 哈哈哈哈 3594 03:06:27,566 --> 03:06:30,166 我不相信大家那什么有这个觉悟 3595 03:06:30,166 --> 03:06:31,649 你们有这个觉悟吗 3596 03:06:31,766 --> 03:06:34,133 不是我觉得你们根本想不到那去对吧 3597 03:06:34,133 --> 03:06:34,999 对不对 3598 03:06:35,850 --> 03:06:37,800 我觉得你们是想不到那去的 3599 03:06:37,800 --> 03:06:40,050 大家以大家的那个什么的话 3600 03:06:40,650 --> 03:06:41,450 i'll take it 3601 03:06:42,566 --> 03:06:43,483 i'll take it and you go there 3602 03:06:43,483 --> 03:06:45,933 the worst that can happen is a wheelie bin my top along you 3603 03:06:45,933 --> 03:06:46,733 but here 3604 03:06:46,800 --> 03:06:48,733 and Laurie could come and i'll just go that out 3605 03:06:48,733 --> 03:06:50,083 i'll stop it with my thigh 3606 03:06:54,400 --> 03:06:55,650 you get to a road right 3607 03:06:55,650 --> 03:06:58,483 and there's this ambiguity over weather to cross and 3608 03:06:58,650 --> 03:07:00,650 suddenly the hands you stop holding hands 3609 03:07:00,800 --> 03:07:02,283 one one person will go 3610 03:07:02,533 --> 03:07:04,199 and then look at the car and it was a car coming 3611 03:07:04,200 --> 03:07:06,283 and then one person starts going and the other person is going 3612 03:07:06,283 --> 03:07:07,566 no i think i'm gonna die 3613 03:07:08,683 --> 03:07:10,283 and the other person keeps going what's happened 3614 03:07:10,283 --> 03:07:11,083 where are you 3615 03:07:11,483 --> 03:07:13,883 have you made up on opposite sides of the rope what is he doing 3616 03:07:16,400 --> 03:07:17,566 i thought i was gonna die 3617 03:07:18,966 --> 03:07:20,649 and you left me to die 3618 03:07:24,133 --> 03:07:26,049 i like it now with the countdowns have you seen the countdown 3619 03:07:26,050 --> 03:07:28,800 clocks they give you like twenty seconds across the road 3620 03:07:28,883 --> 03:07:30,566 so you're watching the clock and i always do it well 3621 03:07:30,566 --> 03:07:31,799 in slightly a lot of time 3622 03:07:31,883 --> 03:07:32,649 i'm watching the clock 3623 03:07:32,650 --> 03:07:35,050 i'm like i've done it in eight seconds i got twelve lit 3624 03:07:35,600 --> 03:07:37,683 i just had to go back in i'm gonna make the most of my 3625 03:07:39,133 --> 03:07:40,483 哈哈哈哈哈哈 3626 03:07:50,166 --> 03:07:51,333 哎再看一个吧 3627 03:07:52,283 --> 03:07:53,333 再看一个吧 3628 03:07:55,083 --> 03:07:56,599 虫虫啊我想想嗯 3629 03:07:57,166 --> 03:07:57,966 嗯 3630 03:07:58,250 --> 03:07:59,083 啊 3631 03:08:00,400 --> 03:08:01,200 啊 3632 03:08:03,683 --> 03:08:04,483 定吧 3633 03:08:08,166 --> 03:08:09,599 so i can walk properly now 3634 03:08:09,600 --> 03:08:10,400 it's not to say walking 3635 03:08:10,400 --> 03:08:12,450 isn't without incident i was telling the story through the day 3636 03:08:12,450 --> 03:08:13,800 and i remember this thing that happened to me 3637 03:08:14,000 --> 03:08:16,050 a very odd walking occurrence 3638 03:08:16,400 --> 03:08:17,333 probably the weirdest of my life 3639 03:08:17,333 --> 03:08:18,566 i didn't this happen to anybody else 3640 03:08:18,566 --> 03:08:19,566 我感觉他声音变了 3641 03:08:19,566 --> 03:08:21,133 the person is only nobody else in here 3642 03:08:21,333 --> 03:08:22,333 you know when you're walking on the street 3643 03:08:22,333 --> 03:08:23,799 and you sometimes want next to a stranger 3644 03:08:23,800 --> 03:08:25,333 他语速真的好牛 3645 03:08:25,400 --> 03:08:27,533 walk in the same direction alongside of them 3646 03:08:28,000 --> 03:08:30,050 you know same speed and everything 3647 03:08:30,050 --> 03:08:32,133 and then you realize that it knew they realized that it knew 3648 03:08:32,283 --> 03:08:34,166 so you slow down speed up you separate 3649 03:08:34,366 --> 03:08:36,683 you don't spend the rest of the day with them right 3650 03:08:36,683 --> 03:08:38,683 hahaha i'm walking on the streets last 3651 03:08:38,800 --> 03:08:39,683 ten years ago 3652 03:08:39,933 --> 03:08:41,799 and there's a stranger is a Japanese businessman 3653 03:08:41,800 --> 03:08:43,250 and he's walking i'm abilities to him 3654 03:08:43,250 --> 03:08:44,933 he's very much oblivious to me because 3655 03:08:44,933 --> 03:08:45,933 i'm behind him 3656 03:08:46,450 --> 03:08:47,850 and i'm sort of catching up to him 3657 03:08:47,933 --> 03:08:48,966 and you know 3658 03:08:48,966 --> 03:08:51,733 as you walk your arm swing you have a natural sort of 3659 03:08:51,850 --> 03:08:53,000 arms swing uh huh 3660 03:08:53,250 --> 03:08:55,283 so i'm catching up to him just so i'm catching up to him 3661 03:08:55,400 --> 03:08:57,766 my right hand was on the up swing 3662 03:08:58,533 --> 03:08:59,333 slow moves 3663 03:08:59,883 --> 03:09:01,199 and the left hand of this 3664 03:09:01,200 --> 03:09:03,733 Japanese businessman was on the down swing 3665 03:09:03,733 --> 03:09:06,999 hahaha our hands not only met 3666 03:09:07,133 --> 03:09:10,049 in the street but interlocked with perfect 3667 03:09:10,533 --> 03:09:11,483 GT GT 3668 03:09:11,683 --> 03:09:13,649 that's not even an easy thing to do with yourself i mean 3669 03:09:13,650 --> 03:09:14,683 that's such a guy Devil 3670 03:09:14,766 --> 03:09:15,999 and you would think that when that happens 3671 03:09:16,000 --> 03:09:16,533 you would immediately 3672 03:09:16,533 --> 03:09:18,599 just pull away and go老乡是要建建筑 3673 03:09:18,650 --> 03:09:20,133 建筑肢体语言的呀 3674 03:09:20,533 --> 03:09:24,733 just how Odd this moment was and we held on we clutched 3675 03:09:25,200 --> 03:09:28,000 the two or three of the most awkward strides 3676 03:09:28,050 --> 03:09:29,366 of my entire life 3677 03:09:29,766 --> 03:09:31,566 i wish he walked on the street and said 3678 03:09:31,566 --> 03:09:33,649 i'm holding hands with a Japanese businessman 3679 03:09:34,800 --> 03:09:37,400 i never forget his face he was like who the fuck 3680 03:09:39,766 --> 03:09:41,199 are you hold my hand 3681 03:09:42,650 --> 03:09:44,250 i don't even know you 3682 03:09:46,883 --> 03:09:48,966 you must have seen me on tv over the years 3683 03:09:49,000 --> 03:09:50,450 this is the guy 3684 03:09:51,483 --> 03:09:53,133 you look up under the wall 3685 03:10:19,933 --> 03:10:22,533 nobody acknowledges that it's erased but they are passengers 3686 03:10:22,533 --> 03:10:25,249 who become competitors as soon as the seatbelt sign is on 3687 03:10:25,683 --> 03:10:28,283 the captain munch will go welcome to lonton heathrow anymore 3688 03:10:28,283 --> 03:10:29,599 so get set to go 3689 03:10:32,166 --> 03:10:34,766 sometimes you politely let people off into the arm now after you 3690 03:10:34,766 --> 03:10:35,566 now please after you 3691 03:10:35,566 --> 03:10:38,283 but your eyeballing them i'll get you in the tunnel dickhead 3692 03:10:40,200 --> 03:10:40,566 you 3693 03:10:40,566 --> 03:10:44,199 seed that i just gave you i'll be reclaiming that in the funnel 3694 03:10:44,200 --> 03:10:45,683 before we even reach the tunnel 3695 03:10:45,966 --> 03:10:47,649 as soon as you get out 3696 03:10:47,650 --> 03:10:51,050 you've got your bangs you start jocking for position overtaking 3697 03:10:51,566 --> 03:10:52,399 sometimes they respond 3698 03:10:52,400 --> 03:10:53,250 but they never look 3699 03:10:53,250 --> 03:10:53,683 over there they've 3700 03:10:53,683 --> 03:10:55,933 never acknowledged that there's a race they speed up no 3701 03:10:55,933 --> 03:10:56,933 you bloody don't 3702 03:10:56,933 --> 03:10:57,733 but they never 3703 03:10:57,766 --> 03:11:00,999 acknowledge that it's a race i know exactly what's going on here 3704 03:11:01,050 --> 03:11:01,766 真的吗 3705 03:11:01,766 --> 03:11:04,449 people's children i need to pee there's no way we can be 3706 03:11:05,333 --> 03:11:08,283 in the fourth place piss your pants we could win this come on 3707 03:11:10,933 --> 03:11:11,766 i like it when you get to 3708 03:11:11,766 --> 03:11:12,933 the moving floor you know 3709 03:11:12,933 --> 03:11:14,933 the travel active floor you know when you step on and suddenly 3710 03:11:14,933 --> 03:11:16,249 you're moving at twice this bitch 3711 03:11:16,650 --> 03:11:18,283 because right next to the moving floor 3712 03:11:18,283 --> 03:11:20,166 is a non moving floor option 3713 03:11:21,683 --> 03:11:24,199 which i think we can just call floor now that i think it 3714 03:11:27,250 --> 03:11:28,366 and most normal 3715 03:11:28,483 --> 03:11:29,883 people take the moving floor option 3716 03:11:29,883 --> 03:11:31,199 because the bloody floor is moving 3717 03:11:31,366 --> 03:11:33,333 but some people you know who you are 3718 03:11:33,333 --> 03:11:36,049 you decide for some reason you can beat all of the people 3719 03:11:36,333 --> 03:11:38,683 on the moving floor and you realize your mistake 3720 03:11:38,683 --> 03:11:42,533 quite early and not justify it by bringing out the fastest walk 3721 03:11:42,683 --> 03:11:44,399 you ever even attempted 3722 03:11:44,883 --> 03:11:47,683 i run justified to take the non moving floor 3723 03:11:47,850 --> 03:11:49,283 i will beat all of you 3724 03:11:49,333 --> 03:11:50,883 but you can't people on the moving floor 3725 03:11:50,883 --> 03:11:53,766 just like you're never gonna beat me i'm on a moving floor 3726 03:11:53,883 --> 03:11:54,683 again 3727 03:11:57,566 --> 03:11:58,366 but it doesn't matter how well 3728 03:11:58,366 --> 03:12:00,249 you do it in the race there's only one actual 3729 03:12:00,250 --> 03:12:02,083 winner of the race as we all know 3730 03:12:02,283 --> 03:12:04,683 and that's the elderly on the back of the buggy 3731 03:12:04,683 --> 03:12:06,649 and don't they love that little road 3732 03:12:07,450 --> 03:12:09,283 as they come beeping past 3733 03:12:15,800 --> 03:12:18,250 but then you gotta get through customs and let's be honest 3734 03:12:18,566 --> 03:12:21,199 that slows you down it doesn't match if you've done very well 3735 03:12:21,250 --> 03:12:22,083 out of your plane 3736 03:12:22,083 --> 03:12:24,333 because lots of planes are riding at the same time 3737 03:12:24,450 --> 03:12:26,133 and then when you gotta do the passport 3738 03:12:26,366 --> 03:12:28,399 that's when it can be big cues regardless of how well 3739 03:12:28,400 --> 03:12:29,766 you've done in your initial rest 3740 03:12:29,966 --> 03:12:33,766 that's why they have the big ropes the big six egg rope system 3741 03:12:34,366 --> 03:12:36,649 to accommodate all of you right 3742 03:12:37,166 --> 03:12:38,283 and sometimes you get there 3743 03:12:38,600 --> 03:12:41,200 and there are no people you can't believe it it's amazing 3744 03:12:41,450 --> 03:12:43,400 it's just ah this is the holy grail 3745 03:12:43,683 --> 03:12:47,049 it's just empty ropes and people waiting for the past points 3746 03:12:47,400 --> 03:12:48,733 we're gonna be out of here in no time 3747 03:12:48,800 --> 03:12:49,400 i don't know how 3748 03:12:49,400 --> 03:12:51,133 other nationalities deal with the situation 3749 03:12:51,133 --> 03:12:52,399 i presume that Americans 3750 03:12:52,483 --> 03:12:53,999 just hurtle the ropes 3751 03:12:54,000 --> 03:12:56,883 yeha yeeha 3752 03:12:57,050 --> 03:12:58,083 pass me the kids honey 3753 03:12:58,083 --> 03:13:01,599 whoo whoo yeeha 3754 03:13:02,283 --> 03:13:05,083 gentlemen's probably unhooks the rope family comes true 3755 03:13:05,083 --> 03:13:06,999 then rehooks the rope on the other side 3756 03:13:07,683 --> 03:13:10,849 unhooks the next rope family come on true now i show rehooks 3757 03:13:10,850 --> 03:13:12,133 the rope on the other side 3758 03:13:12,766 --> 03:13:15,049 unhooks the folks the rope family comes true 3759 03:13:16,000 --> 03:13:18,733 Brazilians probably do limbo under the roof 3760 03:13:20,083 --> 03:13:23,249 British people it doesn't even cross our minds 3761 03:13:24,050 --> 03:13:25,650 we just look at the ropes 3762 03:13:26,166 --> 03:13:27,399 and off we go 3763 03:13:27,966 --> 03:13:28,966 啊啊 3764 03:13:49,966 --> 03:13:50,766 哈哈 3765 03:13:56,600 --> 03:13:58,733 pools for an American huh 3766 03:14:00,566 --> 03:14:02,483 you can shoot the passport guys and you've still got 3767 03:14:02,483 --> 03:14:03,599 a 45 minute war go 3768 03:14:03,600 --> 03:14:04,400 ahead of it 3769 03:14:05,366 --> 03:14:06,599 they don't check your passports 3770 03:14:06,600 --> 03:14:09,366 they know your British by the way you handled the rope system 3771 03:14:10,450 --> 03:14:11,483 hold on mask waterway 3772 03:14:11,483 --> 03:14:13,166 sir come on through welcome home 3773 03:14:16,000 --> 03:14:18,566 bangage reclaimed tour hope had a great hole 3774 03:14:19,133 --> 03:14:20,566 i think it's amazing 3775 03:14:20,650 --> 03:14:24,133 how British people are so obedient of the rope system i feel 3776 03:14:24,166 --> 03:14:25,799 which should have them up and about 3777 03:14:25,966 --> 03:14:27,199 in life to force people 3778 03:14:27,200 --> 03:14:27,966 into exercise 3779 03:14:27,966 --> 03:14:30,933 those problems in this country with obesity and lack of silence 3780 03:14:30,933 --> 03:14:32,199 let's have ropes 3781 03:14:32,283 --> 03:14:33,849 that people just find themselves in 3782 03:14:33,883 --> 03:14:36,083 like as it stands you can just go to the supermarket 3783 03:14:36,133 --> 03:14:37,533 you go to the cake aisle 3784 03:14:37,533 --> 03:14:39,566 and just put cake in your trolley and chocolate 3785 03:14:39,566 --> 03:14:43,449 biscuits and profita rolls and doughnuts and cheese 3786 03:14:43,800 --> 03:14:44,450 what time suggests 3787 03:14:44,450 --> 03:14:45,450 我靠半天啊 3788 03:14:45,450 --> 03:14:46,533 sheing for the doughnut 3789 03:14:46,766 --> 03:14:49,366 does a little room system that will find yourself what 3790 03:14:51,050 --> 03:14:52,250 what is the doughnut 3791 03:14:55,083 --> 03:14:56,133 where am i going 3792 03:14:57,333 --> 03:14:57,566 you 3793 03:14:57,566 --> 03:14:59,083 lose the park fatty 3794 03:15:00,766 --> 03:15:02,999 those Jonah to eight miles from you 3795 03:15:03,000 --> 03:15:05,050 you'll get them when you deserve them 3796 03:15:08,733 --> 03:15:09,683 哎还看吗 3797 03:15:09,683 --> 03:15:11,483 不看主播下播了嗯 3798 03:15:16,283 --> 03:15:18,133 嗯嗯嗯嗯 3799 03:15:18,400 --> 03:15:20,566 刚才脑子里面一直在想这首歌啊 3800 03:15:20,800 --> 03:15:22,766 突然发了芽 3801 03:15:24,366 --> 03:15:27,083 美得不像话 3802 03:15:29,600 --> 03:15:32,200 再让我想一想哎呀 3803 03:15:32,200 --> 03:15:33,683 但是我总觉得总觉得 3804 03:15:33,683 --> 03:15:35,449 那个什么甜甜圈是不是有更好吃的 3805 03:15:35,450 --> 03:15:37,366 我觉得好难吃啊我买到的 3806 03:15:37,566 --> 03:15:39,483 呃所有甜甜圈都那么难吃 3807 03:15:39,483 --> 03:15:40,883 跟我想象中完全不一样 3808 03:15:41,050 --> 03:15:42,683 细水长流 3809 03:15:43,083 --> 03:15:45,449 念长长久久 3810 03:15:45,966 --> 03:15:48,733 我走吗那你们多多来点人挽留我 3811 03:15:49,083 --> 03:15:49,999 哈哈哈 3812 03:15:52,850 --> 03:15:57,800 你浅浅的微笑就像我没撒娇 3813 03:15:58,483 --> 03:16:03,483 我尝了你嘴角唇膏不够味道 3814 03:16:04,133 --> 03:16:06,849 是甜甜的爱情 3815 03:16:07,000 --> 03:16:09,650 哪都这么确定 3816 03:16:09,800 --> 03:16:12,850 因为你每个害羞 3817 03:16:15,566 --> 03:16:20,249 你浅浅的微笑就像妩媚的家 3818 03:16:21,566 --> 03:16:24,199 风吹过你的头发 3819 03:16:24,200 --> 03:16:29,133 我好喜欢厚厚的甜蜜感 3820 03:16:29,566 --> 03:16:33,449 用幸福全感尝一些收藏 3821 03:16:33,850 --> 03:16:35,933 合照一张 3822 03:16:36,250 --> 03:16:38,483 这叫小号吗不用了不用麻烦了 3823 03:16:42,533 --> 03:16:43,733 啊再看一下吧 3824 03:16:46,283 --> 03:16:46,449 不是 3825 03:16:46,450 --> 03:16:49,850 我刚才要说个什么东西来着忘记了 3826 03:16:57,250 --> 03:17:00,000 咬一勺这味道 3827 03:17:02,566 --> 03:17:05,566 长比例刚刚好 3828 03:17:06,483 --> 03:17:07,083 哦哦哦 3829 03:17:07,083 --> 03:17:08,366 甜甜圈甜甜圈哎呀 3830 03:17:08,366 --> 03:17:10,483 要不是你我就错过这个话题了 3831 03:17:10,483 --> 03:17:11,566 太感谢你了 3832 03:17:12,283 --> 03:17:12,849 是我跟你们说 3833 03:17:12,850 --> 03:17:14,650 我想象中的甜甜圈是啥样 3834 03:17:14,800 --> 03:17:18,966 就是嗯我颜值不是他是我想想 3835 03:17:19,650 --> 03:17:21,333 无法跟你们描述啊 3836 03:17:21,483 --> 03:17:24,083 我想象中的甜甜圈他是什么样呢 3837 03:17:24,933 --> 03:17:25,733 就是 3838 03:17:26,800 --> 03:17:28,533 总而言之不是面包 3839 03:17:28,650 --> 03:17:32,533 不是那个什么那个什么面包粉做的 3840 03:17:32,566 --> 03:17:34,799 是那种湿湿软软的 3841 03:17:34,800 --> 03:17:37,000 很细腻的有点像蛋糕的那种 3842 03:17:37,000 --> 03:17:38,566 但是他又可以成型 3843 03:17:38,600 --> 03:17:41,333 然后保持一个甜甜圈的圆形形状 3844 03:17:41,333 --> 03:17:42,249 你们知道吗 3845 03:17:42,566 --> 03:17:44,249 就我以前吃甜甜圈之前 3846 03:17:44,250 --> 03:17:46,683 就是以为甜甜圈是这样的东西 3847 03:17:47,933 --> 03:17:49,649 第一次吃的时候那个 3848 03:17:50,400 --> 03:17:51,683 好失望哦 3849 03:17:52,600 --> 03:17:53,133 好失望 3850 03:17:53,133 --> 03:17:54,766 然后我还以为我的那个店不太好 3851 03:17:54,766 --> 03:17:55,599 反正后来 3852 03:17:55,733 --> 03:17:57,766 在别的地方买了也很难吃 3853 03:17:58,766 --> 03:18:00,599 反正他想跟我想中文成不了 3854 03:18:00,600 --> 03:18:01,933 而他还叫这么好听的名字 3855 03:18:01,933 --> 03:18:04,449 我觉得应该剥夺他这个甜甜圈的名 3856 03:18:04,450 --> 03:18:05,600 好甜甜圈 3857 03:18:05,766 --> 03:18:07,533 听起来多好吃啊 3858 03:18:07,733 --> 03:18:09,649 结果就这那么难吃 3859 03:18:15,166 --> 03:18:16,849 一斤粉吗我不太明白 3860 03:18:21,400 --> 03:18:22,283 都是面包的吃 3861 03:18:22,283 --> 03:18:24,133 你们反正我觉得不好吃 3862 03:18:24,400 --> 03:18:28,133 哼还叫甜甜圈还这么好听这么可爱 3863 03:18:28,483 --> 03:18:30,283 要把他的名号剥夺了 3864 03:18:30,966 --> 03:18:32,683 认可吗家人们 3865 03:18:40,166 --> 03:18:42,199 也应该不读马卡龙的名字 3866 03:18:42,200 --> 03:18:45,200 马卡龙也听起来非常好好吃 3867 03:18:45,366 --> 03:18:47,733 马卡龙也是一坨屎啊感觉 3868 03:18:49,250 --> 03:18:50,683 就算大家说什么配什么 3869 03:18:50,683 --> 03:18:51,933 什么不拉巴拉巴 3870 03:18:51,933 --> 03:18:52,966 那本来就不好吃 3871 03:18:52,966 --> 03:18:53,333 你你 3872 03:18:53,333 --> 03:18:56,566 你用个饮料来稀释他也没什么屁用 3873 03:18:56,566 --> 03:18:57,683 也很难吃 3874 03:18:57,966 --> 03:19:01,199 对啊马卡龙还这么好听马卡龙马卡龙 3875 03:19:01,450 --> 03:19:03,733 还长得那么可爱哼 3876 03:19:03,850 --> 03:19:04,966 浪费人感情 3877 03:19:05,650 --> 03:19:06,450 让我看看 3878 03:19:07,850 --> 03:19:10,800 让我看看女人约会前的准备工作看看 3879 03:19:12,766 --> 03:19:14,799 we don't go out very often 3880 03:19:15,166 --> 03:19:16,283 but when we do you know 3881 03:19:16,283 --> 03:19:17,883 it's such a it's a grandication 3882 03:19:17,883 --> 03:19:20,799 especially for her i mean i Marvel at all of you women 3883 03:19:20,850 --> 03:19:21,800 and what you go through 3884 03:19:21,800 --> 03:19:23,883 好吃呀我觉得太甜了吧 3885 03:19:24,083 --> 03:19:25,533 booking blow dries 3886 03:19:25,600 --> 03:19:27,600 she goes off for a blow drive she comes back completely 3887 03:19:27,600 --> 03:19:28,650 unrecognizable 3888 03:19:28,766 --> 03:19:30,249 Pooh what you do 3889 03:19:32,800 --> 03:19:35,566 nails done if the tanning lots of tanning going on 3890 03:19:35,566 --> 03:19:38,133 not for all of you very good at it i don't want to be mean 3891 03:19:38,250 --> 03:19:39,650 but you have to turn your entire 3892 03:19:39,650 --> 03:19:41,283 body that's an essential part of 3893 03:19:41,366 --> 03:19:43,199 trying to convince people you've been abroad 3894 03:19:43,533 --> 03:19:45,533 some people sort of leave their feet 3895 03:19:45,600 --> 03:19:47,966 you need to tan on the way over the feet 3896 03:19:49,083 --> 03:19:50,933 晚上黑没黑我不知道 3897 03:19:51,683 --> 03:19:52,649 and your socks 3898 03:19:55,566 --> 03:19:57,399 but the spray Tan is good as you work well 3899 03:19:57,400 --> 03:19:59,800 my wife's had some spray tans it's a very odd process though 3900 03:19:59,883 --> 03:20:02,766 they spray her like a very dark mahogany 3901 03:20:03,166 --> 03:20:05,849 i saw a color that no human being has ever been right 3902 03:20:06,600 --> 03:20:08,450 and then she has to wait like twenty four hours 3903 03:20:08,450 --> 03:20:10,333 and then you wash off the mahogany 3904 03:20:10,333 --> 03:20:12,166 and then she's a beautiful golden brown color 3905 03:20:12,166 --> 03:20:13,933 but this twenty four hour period well 3906 03:20:13,933 --> 03:20:15,966 it's difficult it's difficult for the whole family 3907 03:20:16,483 --> 03:20:18,999 because it she sinks as well she's a little stinky 3908 03:20:19,400 --> 03:20:22,083 mahogany blue dry woman what can her own 3909 03:20:22,566 --> 03:20:24,283 the children don't know who it is that they hood 3910 03:20:24,283 --> 03:20:25,533 that stinky dark 3911 03:20:25,533 --> 03:20:26,333 lady 3912 03:20:28,566 --> 03:20:29,083 your mother 3913 03:20:29,083 --> 03:20:30,933 that not mummy i don't like that lady 3914 03:20:30,933 --> 03:20:32,049 she smells 3915 03:20:32,283 --> 03:20:33,683 dark lady smells 3916 03:20:33,883 --> 03:20:35,399 well hoping in mummy i don't like her 3917 03:20:35,400 --> 03:20:37,366 please i don't want her read my story 3918 03:20:38,200 --> 03:20:40,083 also it's not terrible because it comes off in like 3919 03:20:40,083 --> 03:20:41,849 she'll stain she'll touch soft 3920 03:20:41,850 --> 03:20:43,133 furnishings and clothing 3921 03:20:43,133 --> 03:20:45,566 and literally leave brown stains on the minute 3922 03:20:45,683 --> 03:20:46,483 it's lit 3923 03:20:46,600 --> 03:20:50,533 to literally the most distressing mornings of my entire life 3924 03:20:50,733 --> 03:20:51,733 you know when you wake up in the morning 3925 03:20:51,733 --> 03:20:53,999 and you haven't yet adjusted to the day 3926 03:20:54,683 --> 03:20:55,883 i sort of look over 3927 03:20:57,400 --> 03:20:58,450 she shut the bed 3928 03:20:58,766 --> 03:21:01,199 哈哈哈哈哈 3929 03:21:02,883 --> 03:21:06,649 哈哈哈哈哈哈 3930 03:21:09,283 --> 03:21:10,449 if i'm honest that's probably not the first thing 3931 03:21:10,450 --> 03:21:12,733 i think the first thing i do is confirm it's not me 3932 03:21:12,766 --> 03:21:14,966 okay hahaha 3933 03:21:15,800 --> 03:21:17,083 there's not on my side 3934 03:21:17,083 --> 03:21:19,799 hahaha 3935 03:21:19,800 --> 03:21:20,733 wake up look at me 3936 03:21:20,733 --> 03:21:23,483 i'm just gonna come straight out with this cause it's bad okay 3937 03:21:23,800 --> 03:21:26,850 you're very sick you're a very sick woman i'm so sorry 3938 03:21:26,850 --> 03:21:28,283 we can't go out tonight 3939 03:21:28,683 --> 03:21:30,566 you've done a shit in your sleep it's 3940 03:21:30,600 --> 03:21:31,400 everywhere 3941 03:21:31,883 --> 03:21:33,766 it's even under your face i'm not even 3942 03:21:33,766 --> 03:21:35,133 sure that how that happened 3943 03:21:36,200 --> 03:21:37,483 the children are coming in 3944 03:21:37,600 --> 03:21:39,450 mahogany mama didn't put her in the back just get out 3945 03:21:39,450 --> 03:21:40,733 get out and close the door 3946 03:21:42,733 --> 03:21:43,083 but of course 3947 03:21:43,083 --> 03:21:43,966 then she washes it off 3948 03:21:43,966 --> 03:21:47,483 which is a beautiful golden brown you know to go with the blow 3949 03:21:47,483 --> 03:21:49,399 dry power and the nails that 3950 03:21:50,200 --> 03:21:52,333 that's before she's even got dressed yet women getting dressed 3951 03:21:52,333 --> 03:21:53,766 it's an extraordinary procedure 3952 03:21:54,000 --> 03:21:54,883 everything she needs privacy 3953 03:21:54,883 --> 03:21:56,883 lots of privacy i'm getting ready now just leave me alone 3954 03:21:57,000 --> 03:21:57,450 but of course 3955 03:21:57,450 --> 03:21:58,650 men never want to leave women alone 3956 03:21:58,650 --> 03:21:59,683 when they're getting dressed 3957 03:21:59,683 --> 03:22:01,649 when there's some kind of nakedness involved 3958 03:22:01,650 --> 03:22:03,250 we will always be lingering 3959 03:22:03,450 --> 03:22:06,933 lurking it's the privilege of every husband and boyfriend 3960 03:22:07,600 --> 03:22:09,650 i'm always lurking you know when my worst getting 3961 03:22:14,683 --> 03:22:16,083 they'd be lying in bed looking at the laptop 3962 03:22:16,083 --> 03:22:16,999 but just leave但是 3963 03:22:17,000 --> 03:22:17,800 我觉得 3964 03:22:21,000 --> 03:22:22,200 但是我觉得 3965 03:22:22,333 --> 03:22:24,166 如果已经在一起很久了 3966 03:22:24,166 --> 03:22:25,449 那种同居很久了 3967 03:22:25,450 --> 03:22:26,250 或者是 3968 03:22:26,450 --> 03:22:29,366 结婚好几年那就没什么新鲜感了吧 3969 03:22:29,450 --> 03:22:31,483 那不是有那种吗 3970 03:22:31,533 --> 03:22:33,966 啊什么下头发炎 3971 03:22:35,450 --> 03:22:36,850 以前不是有那种说法 3972 03:22:36,850 --> 03:22:39,250 说法吗就是说在一起太久了 3973 03:22:39,283 --> 03:22:41,199 牵手都向左手牵右手 3974 03:22:41,200 --> 03:22:43,366 就是情侣在一起太久 3975 03:22:43,366 --> 03:22:45,366 牵手都会向左手牵右手 3976 03:22:45,483 --> 03:22:47,166 这么还会偷看吗 3977 03:22:47,283 --> 03:22:48,333 那不是岂不是 3978 03:22:48,333 --> 03:22:50,733 那本来那那看了这么多次 3979 03:22:50,733 --> 03:22:52,399 早就了如指掌了吧 3980 03:22:52,650 --> 03:22:54,050 it's all i'm getting dressed 3981 03:22:54,050 --> 03:22:55,850 i'm not looking i'm just i'm not i'm just 3982 03:22:56,000 --> 03:22:57,400 what pants you wearing just 3983 03:23:00,083 --> 03:23:00,649 because it's fun 3984 03:23:00,650 --> 03:23:02,366 it's fun to watch a girl getting dressed not all of it 3985 03:23:02,366 --> 03:23:03,483 i'm not allied to you 3986 03:23:03,483 --> 03:23:05,366 there are aspects of women getting dressed 3987 03:23:05,650 --> 03:23:08,200 to have decidedly mixed results 3988 03:23:08,800 --> 03:23:12,600 tights for example is a very fifty fifty affair想嫁人 3989 03:23:12,600 --> 03:23:14,650 但是所以不会偷看吧 3990 03:23:15,133 --> 03:23:17,799 那你已经很知道他身体长什么样了 3991 03:23:18,083 --> 03:23:20,883 the lower leg let's focus on the lower leg for now 3992 03:23:21,166 --> 03:23:25,449 sort of pointed tone delicately scrunch up the tight glided 3993 03:23:25,966 --> 03:23:29,533 neatly over the lower length lovely July just over the other one 3994 03:23:29,600 --> 03:23:31,083 但是也不至于像他说这样 3995 03:23:31,083 --> 03:23:32,649 还会老是偷看吧 3996 03:23:32,650 --> 03:23:33,733 halfway point 3997 03:23:36,766 --> 03:23:38,566 i suggest you leave the room 3998 03:23:38,566 --> 03:23:39,366 okay 3999 03:23:39,966 --> 03:23:42,166 cause some shit turns around to that 4000 03:23:47,533 --> 03:23:50,449 sometimes you just tug at a crotch for like half an hour 4001 03:23:51,800 --> 03:23:52,650 没有 4002 03:23:55,566 --> 03:23:57,366 just when you think it's over she carries on 4003 03:23:58,733 --> 03:24:00,483 Jesus what are you going on here 4004 03:24:03,883 --> 03:24:07,166 she's not walking around like a baby taking their first steps 4005 03:24:09,250 --> 03:24:10,933 sometimes you look to the ring i know these aren't right 4006 03:24:10,933 --> 03:24:12,166 does do it again 4007 03:24:14,966 --> 03:24:16,849 没有这种事情啊 4008 03:24:18,000 --> 03:24:18,800 嗯 4009 03:24:20,850 --> 03:24:22,483 任何时候都没有同样的兴趣 4010 03:24:22,483 --> 03:24:23,883 也太异地了吧 4011 03:24:25,600 --> 03:24:27,083 oh my god the 4012 03:24:27,333 --> 03:24:28,683 shoes are incredible 4013 03:24:29,166 --> 03:24:31,249 i just bought them they really nice i really like them 4014 03:24:31,483 --> 03:24:33,366 no seriously look incredible in their shoes 4015 03:24:33,566 --> 03:24:34,966 i can't believe you married me 4016 03:24:35,200 --> 03:24:36,333 you're gorgeous 4017 03:24:36,600 --> 03:24:38,800 come to me come to your husband 4018 03:24:40,850 --> 03:24:41,650 all right 4019 03:24:49,400 --> 03:24:52,533 you know what i'll come to you let's not spoil this Jesus Christ 4020 03:24:54,200 --> 03:24:55,283 mixed results 4021 03:24:56,533 --> 03:24:58,733 what we watch the face incredible 4022 03:24:59,333 --> 03:25:01,533 women don't have to use the face they've been given 4023 03:25:02,133 --> 03:25:03,249 so envious of that 4024 03:25:03,533 --> 03:25:04,683 they said look in the mirror 4025 03:25:04,933 --> 03:25:05,999 no one's gonna be meeting this 4026 03:25:06,283 --> 03:25:08,399 this person i'll be using these products 4027 03:25:08,483 --> 03:25:10,483 to create a completely new identity 4028 03:25:12,483 --> 03:25:14,366 men don't have that luxury there's nothing more 4029 03:25:14,366 --> 03:25:15,683 depressing than a man 4030 03:25:15,733 --> 03:25:17,766 looking in the mirror before he's going out at night 4031 03:25:18,566 --> 03:25:19,366 well that's it 4032 03:25:27,050 --> 03:25:28,933 i'm ready come on darling where we going 4033 03:25:29,883 --> 03:25:31,883 that's all we do basically hair management 4034 03:25:31,883 --> 03:25:32,966 that's all men can really 4035 03:25:33,683 --> 03:25:35,683 focus we just hope hair stays on our head 4036 03:25:35,766 --> 03:25:38,366 we hope it doesn't stop popping out of our nose and our ears 4037 03:25:38,800 --> 03:25:40,483 human beings have very on relationship with hair 4038 03:25:41,050 --> 03:25:42,650 啊那就结束了 4039 03:25:47,200 --> 03:25:48,000 come on 4040 03:25:54,200 --> 03:25:56,333 是不偷看才会觉得那个吧 4041 03:25:56,333 --> 03:25:57,399 就两个人之前 4042 03:25:57,533 --> 03:25:59,799 两个人之间已经没有激情了 4043 03:25:59,800 --> 03:26:03,450 连偷看都不都都都都都不偷看了 4044 03:26:03,800 --> 03:26:05,650 哎觉得呢你们觉得呢 4045 03:26:06,450 --> 03:26:09,683 蜻蜓落在露水旁 4046 03:26:09,683 --> 03:26:11,049 乘凉 4047 03:26:12,166 --> 03:26:14,283 表白后的妩媚 4048 03:26:14,283 --> 03:26:18,166 树下突然发了芽 4049 03:26:19,566 --> 03:26:20,766 美得不 4050 03:26:21,250 --> 03:26:22,200 像花 4051 03:26:24,800 --> 03:26:27,566 再让我想一想 4052 03:26:29,083 --> 03:26:33,283 那对你的情话怎么讲 4053 03:26:33,283 --> 03:26:36,166 不是偷看吧就是看吧就是 4054 03:26:37,000 --> 03:26:38,800 两个人待在一个房间的话看 4055 03:26:38,800 --> 03:26:40,000 就这么看着吧 4056 03:26:40,000 --> 03:26:40,800 看吗 4057 03:26:41,450 --> 03:26:43,450 不看的话那也太伤人自尊了吧 4058 03:26:43,450 --> 03:26:44,250 那比如说 4059 03:26:44,366 --> 03:26:46,249 嗯那比如说嗯同居啊 4060 03:26:46,250 --> 03:26:48,733 虽然主播没有那个什么嗯 4061 03:26:48,883 --> 03:26:50,599 就是就我想象中啊 4062 03:26:50,650 --> 03:26:52,683 那如果一个男的一个女生同居 4063 03:26:52,683 --> 03:26:54,483 那他们俩住一个房间里面 4064 03:26:54,566 --> 03:26:57,483 然后那个女生换衣服他也懒得出去换 4065 03:26:57,483 --> 03:26:59,049 他就在房间里换的话 4066 03:26:59,083 --> 03:27:01,799 那你们比如说你躺在床上玩手机 4067 03:27:01,850 --> 03:27:02,966 看都不看一眼的话 4068 03:27:02,966 --> 03:27:04,966 那也太伤人自尊了吧 4069 03:27:05,250 --> 03:27:10,000 因为你每个害羞的反应 4070 03:27:10,733 --> 03:27:14,649 你虔诚的微笑就像放飞 4071 03:27:14,733 --> 03:27:15,533 自己 4072 03:27:16,800 --> 03:27:19,650 放在卡哈哈哈你通知过是吗 4073 03:27:20,400 --> 03:27:21,366 喜欢 4074 03:27:22,000 --> 03:27:24,533 厚厚的甜蜜感 4075 03:27:24,850 --> 03:27:28,533 用幸福承担着一些收藏 4076 03:27:33,766 --> 03:27:35,366 和夕阳 4077 03:27:37,650 --> 03:27:39,283 礼貌性偷看 4078 03:27:39,566 --> 03:27:42,933 有礼貌性偷看那也太勉强了吧 4079 03:27:45,883 --> 03:27:46,966 嗯你在家 4080 03:27:46,966 --> 03:27:49,366 你你你在过什么樱趴生活啊 4081 03:27:49,366 --> 03:27:50,449 在家不穿啊 4082 03:27:52,483 --> 03:27:55,249 有一首这味道 4083 03:27:56,650 --> 03:27:58,600 边上厕所一边洗澡那也太 4084 03:27:59,050 --> 03:28:01,366 这么生活已经过得太恐怖了吧 4085 03:28:01,566 --> 03:28:03,999 感觉我都我我我都不可能跟我 4086 03:28:04,250 --> 03:28:06,683 我妈一个人在洗澡一个人上厕所 4087 03:28:09,966 --> 03:28:12,649 就这个样子不行这个样子太那个了 4088 03:28:15,083 --> 03:28:16,966 前几天穿衣服你们在家不穿衣服的吗 4089 03:28:16,966 --> 03:28:17,999 不可能吧 4090 03:28:24,283 --> 03:28:26,283 你们夏天在家不穿衣服的吗 4091 03:28:27,650 --> 03:28:28,450 真的假的 4092 03:28:29,800 --> 03:28:30,800 怎么可以不穿衣服 4093 03:28:30,800 --> 03:28:32,883 我感觉我作为人类的羞耻心来说 4094 03:28:32,883 --> 03:28:33,849 不能不穿衣服 4095 03:28:33,850 --> 03:28:35,050 每个害 4096 03:28:35,200 --> 03:28:37,400 羞的反应 4097 03:28:38,283 --> 03:28:42,849 你虔诚的微笑就像妩媚滋长 4098 03:28:44,050 --> 03:28:44,800 迎风吹 4099 03:28:44,800 --> 03:28:46,083 冬天也不穿 4100 03:28:46,733 --> 03:28:48,883 发我好喜欢 4101 03:28:49,600 --> 03:28:51,166 厚厚的甜蜜 4102 03:28:51,166 --> 03:28:52,733 不行那肯定还是要穿的 4103 03:28:53,166 --> 03:28:56,133 我一个人在家我都不会都不会不穿的 4104 03:28:56,133 --> 03:28:57,249 那顶多穿衣服 4105 03:28:57,250 --> 03:29:00,966 穿穿穿那个什么只穿上衣然后 4106 03:29:01,600 --> 03:29:03,883 穿个长一点的上衣然后不穿裤子吧 4107 03:29:04,050 --> 03:29:05,333 那不可能完全不穿 4108 03:29:05,366 --> 03:29:06,166 哇好别扭啊 4109 03:29:06,166 --> 03:29:08,449 我感觉还是很不自在总感觉那个什么 4110 03:29:08,600 --> 03:29:11,366 那什么突突破了一点底线 4111 03:29:11,366 --> 03:29:12,533 这个是底线 4112 03:29:12,733 --> 03:29:15,733 藏合照一张 4113 03:29:19,200 --> 03:29:21,050 难受的但是我感觉不穿也很 4114 03:29:21,450 --> 03:29:22,883 浑身不自在 4115 03:29:36,000 --> 03:29:39,283 今天七分裤吗夏天吗男生你们 4116 03:29:39,966 --> 03:29:42,599 夏天不穿点什么超短裤吗你们男生 4117 03:29:50,483 --> 03:29:51,283 uh huh 4118 03:29:54,283 --> 03:29:55,566 我感觉还是不能 4119 03:29:55,933 --> 03:29:57,966 那什么大家如果以后谈恋爱啊 4120 03:29:58,083 --> 03:29:59,449 个人的一点小建议 4121 03:29:59,450 --> 03:30:01,200 还是不能完全那个啥 4122 03:30:01,566 --> 03:30:03,799 而且我还是还是不能那个什么 4123 03:30:05,083 --> 03:30:06,766 自己在家穿一样的 4124 03:30:09,083 --> 03:30:10,799 现在有这么恒温吗 4125 03:30:11,650 --> 03:30:11,883 哎 4126 03:30:11,883 --> 03:30:14,049 大家如果以后谈恋爱我感觉还是不能 4127 03:30:14,050 --> 03:30:16,000 一天到晚在家里面都裸体啊 4128 03:30:16,333 --> 03:30:19,649 他到时候你都看看你身体都看腻了 4129 03:30:21,333 --> 03:30:23,999 看对方身体都像看家里面白色的一点 4130 03:30:24,000 --> 03:30:24,800 什么 4131 03:30:25,683 --> 03:30:28,566 家里面的电视家里面的沙发一样的 4132 03:30:33,533 --> 03:30:34,599 我居然还在乎这个 4133 03:30:34,650 --> 03:30:36,483 哎呀我觉得真的在乎的 4134 03:30:36,483 --> 03:30:38,133 对呀就跟看这样 4135 03:30:38,283 --> 03:30:38,999 得在意的 4136 03:30:39,000 --> 03:30:41,050 我觉得肯定得在意的你要你 4137 03:30:41,050 --> 03:30:43,683 你还是要稍微保持一下新鲜感的吧 4138 03:30:46,366 --> 03:30:47,766 哼我感觉啊 4139 03:30:54,533 --> 03:30:55,333 长 4140 03:30:56,733 --> 03:30:58,199 长久久 4141 03:30:59,283 --> 03:31:00,449 你这老夫老妻其实 4142 03:31:00,450 --> 03:31:02,650 也需要维持新鲜感的 4143 03:31:04,733 --> 03:31:07,333 早晚都你会腻吗哎呀你那那就是 4144 03:31:07,566 --> 03:31:09,133 呃那什么不 4145 03:31:09,533 --> 03:31:12,283 反正我觉得还是要这个什么呢 4146 03:31:13,283 --> 03:31:14,283 还是那种 4147 03:31:14,283 --> 03:31:17,049 还还是要维持一定的新鲜感虽然 4148 03:31:17,050 --> 03:31:18,883 新鲜感肯定很少了但是 4149 03:31:18,883 --> 03:31:20,883 稍微还是要维持一下的 4150 03:31:21,050 --> 03:31:27,600 么确定因为你每个害羞的反应 4151 03:31:28,283 --> 03:31:33,199 你牵着我的手就像完美滋长 4152 03:31:34,000 --> 03:31:37,000 迎风吹过你的头发 4153 03:31:37,000 --> 03:31:40,366 我好喜欢厚厚 4154 03:31:41,366 --> 03:31:41,566 哼 4155 03:31:41,566 --> 03:31:44,283 我觉得处成亲亲人也太悲伤了 4156 03:31:50,966 --> 03:31:51,333 同志们 4157 03:31:51,333 --> 03:31:53,999 新鲜可乐吗啊好恐怖啊恋爱好恐怖啊 4158 03:31:58,650 --> 03:31:59,883 你们感觉差不多 4159 03:32:00,083 --> 03:32:02,799 谈恋爱多久就开始没新鲜感了 4160 03:32:02,800 --> 03:32:05,683 不会是一两年就没新鲜感了吧 4161 03:32:08,966 --> 03:32:12,049 天呐好恐怖不谈恋爱了好恐怖好恐怖 4162 03:32:12,650 --> 03:32:16,166 到暮暮朝朝 4163 03:32:16,283 --> 03:32:18,649 比例刚刚好 4164 03:32:19,883 --> 03:32:21,483 果肉配焦 4165 03:32:21,533 --> 03:32:24,049 糖的温柔你还 4166 03:32:24,200 --> 03:32:25,850 几个春秋 4167 03:32:27,283 --> 03:32:29,733 我为你依靠 4168 03:32:33,133 --> 03:32:35,999 悲伤悲伤我觉得做成新人很那个呀 4169 03:32:36,883 --> 03:32:39,049 好没激情啊好没激情哦 4170 03:32:49,166 --> 03:32:51,683 是你都挺有新鲜感的吗哈哈哈 4171 03:32:52,000 --> 03:32:53,400 可能你比较专一 4172 03:32:57,800 --> 03:32:59,000 两个月 4173 03:33:00,050 --> 03:33:01,566 那也太恐怖了吧 4174 03:33:03,533 --> 03:33:05,649 那我们都认识3个月了 4175 03:33:09,683 --> 03:33:11,966 我操那我跟大家都认识3个月了 4176 03:33:12,250 --> 03:33:16,400 一些收藏合照一张 4177 03:33:18,733 --> 03:33:20,399 和信仰 4178 03:33:20,600 --> 03:33:24,283 太恐怖了我我还以为起码一两两年 4179 03:33:24,600 --> 03:33:26,450 怎么会是两三个月呀 4180 03:33:26,966 --> 03:33:33,366 用幸福尘封将一切收藏合照一张 4181 03:33:35,366 --> 03:33:38,199 这个时候就不用说那种话来那个了 4182 03:33:38,600 --> 03:33:40,366 这个时候还说那种 4183 03:33:41,000 --> 03:33:42,400 这个时候还说那种 4184 03:33:42,883 --> 03:33:45,966 甜言那什么骗人的甜言蜜语是吧 4185 03:33:54,250 --> 03:33:56,050 啊再过一个月就是没新鲜感了 4186 03:33:56,050 --> 03:33:58,600 没事到时候我再找新的饼干碎啊 4187 03:33:58,683 --> 03:34:00,766 到时候我也我也换新哈哈 4188 03:34:06,283 --> 03:34:07,083 小康一起 4189 03:34:10,400 --> 03:34:11,400 嗯再看一下 4190 03:34:25,000 --> 03:34:26,200 家都不想回 4191 03:34:26,250 --> 03:34:27,883 好恐怖啊 4192 03:34:28,366 --> 03:34:29,533 太恐怖了 4193 03:34:36,250 --> 03:34:38,366 婚姻好悲哀呀我现在觉得 4194 03:34:38,400 --> 03:34:39,766 我说的我觉得 4195 03:34:41,166 --> 03:34:43,599 我觉大部分人谈恋爱应该 4196 03:34:44,283 --> 03:34:45,683 就是都会这样 4197 03:34:46,333 --> 03:34:49,049 哎呀江东哥你不想回那也太悲伤了那 4198 03:34:49,733 --> 03:34:50,599 那个啥 4199 03:34:51,133 --> 03:34:53,933 如果是我的话我就会觉得那不如 4200 03:34:54,250 --> 03:34:55,483 分手分手 4201 03:34:56,400 --> 03:34:59,483 哎下班了在家躺着啊对对对对对 4202 03:34:59,533 --> 03:35:00,483 有这么说的 4203 03:35:00,483 --> 03:35:01,483 说下班了 4204 03:35:01,483 --> 03:35:03,849 宁愿在车里躺着都不愿意回家 4205 03:35:03,850 --> 03:35:05,250 好恐怖好恐怖 4206 03:35:08,333 --> 03:35:09,883 要是发展成这样的话 4207 03:35:10,766 --> 03:35:12,766 那我觉得还不如我 4208 03:35:12,766 --> 03:35:15,166 我只是说我啊我说我 4209 03:35:17,966 --> 03:35:18,933 换一个吧 4210 03:35:22,600 --> 03:35:24,966 大概刚好到12点的时候就下 4211 03:35:26,850 --> 03:35:29,533 all these massive screens is that i can't see 4212 03:35:29,800 --> 03:35:31,083 what you see i can't 4213 03:35:32,250 --> 03:35:34,450 i have no idea what i actually look like 4214 03:35:45,966 --> 03:35:47,933 it's extremely frustrating 4215 03:35:49,366 --> 03:35:51,283 that's the back of my head can't certainly that's 4216 03:35:52,283 --> 03:35:54,533 what i do like from the back it's very rare 4217 03:35:54,533 --> 03:35:55,333 that you ever seen what you look 4218 03:35:55,333 --> 03:35:56,249 like from the back 4219 03:35:56,600 --> 03:35:57,883 you only ever see the back and go ahead 4220 03:35:58,083 --> 03:36:00,566 at the end of a haircut that's the only time most people see 4221 03:36:00,600 --> 03:36:01,766 the back of the head 4222 03:36:01,966 --> 03:36:06,199 and let's be honest we genuinely don't give a shit hahaha 4223 03:36:06,450 --> 03:36:07,000 people care 4224 03:36:07,000 --> 03:36:09,483 greatly what they look like from the front from the back 4225 03:36:09,483 --> 03:36:10,199 not interested 4226 03:36:10,200 --> 03:36:11,133 especially men 4227 03:36:11,200 --> 03:36:12,083 it's a very awkward 4228 03:36:12,083 --> 03:36:14,933 moment for a man at the end of a haircut when we presented 4229 03:36:15,050 --> 03:36:16,533 with the back of our head 4230 03:36:16,800 --> 03:36:18,400 and look for approval 4231 03:36:19,000 --> 03:36:20,966 do you like the work i've done back here 4232 03:36:21,283 --> 03:36:22,166 i think in the history of 4233 03:36:22,166 --> 03:36:24,133 address if no man has ever reacted in this moment in 4234 03:36:24,133 --> 03:36:25,483 any other way other than 4235 03:36:26,083 --> 03:36:26,883 yeah 4236 03:36:29,483 --> 03:36:29,999 the people go 4237 03:36:30,000 --> 03:36:31,400 i love it i'm leaving backwards 4238 03:36:31,400 --> 03:36:33,283 i'm spending the rest of my life in reverse 4239 03:36:37,200 --> 03:36:40,133 we don't care men are just grateful to still have there 4240 03:36:40,566 --> 03:36:42,283 we're just grateful we don't care what the heck饼干蒜 4241 03:36:42,283 --> 03:36:43,249 没吐吧 4242 03:36:43,400 --> 03:36:45,566 they ask you questions before we live in the hairway 4243 03:36:45,566 --> 03:36:46,533 so what are we doing today 4244 03:36:46,533 --> 03:36:48,166 some kind of consultation 4245 03:36:48,200 --> 03:36:50,733 we have nothing to say at this moment饼干蒜 4246 03:36:50,733 --> 03:36:51,483 还没吐吧 4247 03:36:51,483 --> 03:36:53,366 haircut that's what i want haircut 4248 03:36:53,533 --> 03:36:54,199 want to leave here 4249 03:36:54,200 --> 03:36:56,450 with less hair than when i entered in the building 4250 03:36:59,333 --> 03:37:00,399 people who go bold 4251 03:37:00,966 --> 03:37:03,566 but they a little bit stays in the middle 4252 03:37:04,000 --> 03:37:05,000 那算了那拜拜 4253 03:37:06,133 --> 03:37:07,999 that breaks away from the mainland 4254 03:37:08,133 --> 03:37:09,683 i may keep the island they must think 4255 03:37:09,683 --> 03:37:11,483 should i keep the islands i'll keep the islands 4256 03:37:11,533 --> 03:37:13,966 maybe they can build a little walkway to the man 4257 03:37:14,966 --> 03:37:15,999 i'm so wonderful with this 4258 03:37:16,000 --> 03:37:18,333 and it was at the shape of an arrow he had a pretty decent 4259 03:37:18,333 --> 03:37:20,083 arrow on the top of his head 4260 03:37:20,083 --> 03:37:21,283 and i wonder when people ask him 4261 03:37:21,283 --> 03:37:23,133 directors as he tell them we'll just go 4262 03:37:26,850 --> 03:37:27,166 of course 4263 03:37:27,166 --> 03:37:28,399 a very different story 4264 03:37:29,650 --> 03:37:32,600 dressing layers and colors and tins 4265 03:37:32,966 --> 03:37:35,166 my wifeholes are these lotions and potions 4266 03:37:35,166 --> 03:37:36,849 the amount of creaming she does 4267 03:37:37,166 --> 03:37:38,766 hours she comes out of the shower 4268 03:37:38,766 --> 03:37:39,449 we're still 4269 03:37:39,450 --> 03:37:40,933 two or three hours为什么 4270 03:37:40,933 --> 03:37:43,199 总会错的难道有这么容易哭吗 4271 03:37:46,650 --> 03:37:47,483 哈哈哈 4272 03:37:52,333 --> 03:37:53,133 哈哈哈 4273 03:37:58,200 --> 03:38:00,283 我现在这种真的好麻烦啊 4274 03:38:00,283 --> 03:38:01,683 the lyrical must have cream 4275 03:38:01,683 --> 03:38:03,999 and it's in all the shops really expensive 4276 03:38:04,000 --> 03:38:06,533 i said what's it for you got all the creams in the world 4277 03:38:06,766 --> 03:38:07,933 should it's for wrinkles 4278 03:38:07,966 --> 03:38:08,799 but what 4279 03:38:08,850 --> 03:38:10,050 you don't have any wrinkles 4280 03:38:10,050 --> 03:38:12,566 i know Michael and i won't if i use this cream every single day 4281 03:38:13,250 --> 03:38:14,333 the rest of my life 4282 03:38:14,450 --> 03:38:15,250 and they've had wrinkles 4283 03:38:15,250 --> 03:38:16,850 that's why it's a miracle must have green 4284 03:38:17,250 --> 03:38:19,566 i'm not winning even due to have wrinkles i don't know 4285 03:38:19,766 --> 03:38:20,883 twenty years or something 4286 03:38:21,400 --> 03:38:24,650 twenty years you want to buy something twenty years in advance 4287 03:38:24,800 --> 03:38:26,283 of you may be getting it 4288 03:38:26,366 --> 03:38:28,133 this sounds like a rip off to me all right 4289 03:38:28,133 --> 03:38:30,966 and i will take it back i don't like to be ripped off 4290 03:38:31,166 --> 03:38:33,083 i'm more than happy to walk in there没有吧 4291 03:38:33,083 --> 03:38:36,599 人哪里永远为什么人永远就是会哭啊 4292 03:38:36,600 --> 03:38:37,600 got the receipt 4293 03:38:38,366 --> 03:38:40,649 which you'll notice is in a better condition 4294 03:38:40,650 --> 03:38:41,966 than the face of my wife 4295 03:38:47,133 --> 03:38:48,849 these cosmetics departments are the weirdest place 4296 03:38:48,850 --> 03:38:50,600 i've ever seen big bright lights 4297 03:38:50,600 --> 03:38:51,850 everywhere and people work 4298 03:38:51,883 --> 03:38:55,049 here they seem to have every product they sell on their face 4299 03:38:55,083 --> 03:38:56,849 they can't even move their own faces 4300 03:38:57,400 --> 03:39:00,166 and i interested you with anything from the clarens range 4301 03:39:00,600 --> 03:39:02,400 it's all over my face 4302 03:39:03,400 --> 03:39:05,483 just pick what you want from the face 4303 03:39:09,000 --> 03:39:10,933 they can ask me a question as what's walking through 4304 03:39:10,933 --> 03:39:11,966 excuse me sir 4305 03:39:12,133 --> 03:39:14,533 what is it quick question about your face 4306 03:39:14,800 --> 03:39:17,450 so you have a question about my face 4307 03:39:17,766 --> 03:39:19,166 yes it's looking very dry 4308 03:39:19,800 --> 03:39:21,600 i should have a wet face should i 4309 03:39:21,800 --> 03:39:23,200 you don't have a wet face 4310 03:39:23,566 --> 03:39:25,483 don't see anybody else for the wet face 4311 03:39:26,083 --> 03:39:27,999 just one of the most difficult questions of obienons 4312 03:39:28,000 --> 03:39:30,366 you said what is your daily skin root tone 4313 03:39:35,283 --> 03:39:38,449 every day i have skin what exactly are you getting 4314 03:39:41,883 --> 03:39:44,083 do you think that i'm not a generous man i did recently by her 4315 03:39:44,083 --> 03:39:45,999 你们会涂嗯 4316 03:39:46,200 --> 03:39:47,333 护肤品吗 4317 03:39:47,333 --> 03:39:48,133 dress 4318 03:39:48,283 --> 03:39:51,533 shop of the clothing could be quite tense with any woman i think 4319 03:39:51,683 --> 03:39:53,683 because she is the same size 4320 03:39:53,733 --> 03:39:55,083 but in different shops 4321 03:39:55,166 --> 03:39:56,399 she's different sizes 4322 03:39:56,766 --> 03:39:59,366 depending on how they interpret her different size 4323 03:39:59,533 --> 03:40:00,933 i really don't know why this is 4324 03:40:01,400 --> 03:40:03,166 she can range from a size eight 4325 03:40:03,166 --> 03:40:05,166 and the next door she'll be a size twelve 4326 03:40:05,400 --> 03:40:06,133 and if she's in eight 4327 03:40:06,133 --> 03:40:07,849 we have a really lovely day step 4328 03:40:10,450 --> 03:40:12,766 if she's at twelve we have to go home啊 4329 03:40:12,766 --> 03:40:15,049 真的会吗你们用些你用些啥 4330 03:40:16,966 --> 03:40:18,849 i'm disgusting that's the problem 4331 03:40:22,600 --> 03:40:23,450 不算吧 4332 03:40:29,400 --> 03:40:31,450 i guess the point she's more interested in the size than 4333 03:40:31,600 --> 03:40:32,483 what she's trying on 4334 03:40:33,166 --> 03:40:33,966 i clip the name 4335 03:40:34,733 --> 03:40:35,799 it's eight 4336 03:40:35,850 --> 03:40:38,650 and it fits me really really well 4337 03:40:38,883 --> 03:40:40,366 i mean it today 4338 03:40:40,650 --> 03:40:41,133 it just 4339 03:40:41,133 --> 03:40:42,399 slides on and it's哎 4340 03:40:42,400 --> 03:40:44,133 防晒是正确的啊 4341 03:40:44,683 --> 03:40:45,683 but this moment 4342 03:40:46,083 --> 03:40:47,766 Michael is an eight 4343 03:40:47,966 --> 03:40:49,283 Darling it's a shoe 4344 03:40:49,333 --> 03:40:50,733 what are you doing so excited about 4345 03:40:53,450 --> 03:40:55,133 真的用大宝吗 4346 03:40:55,133 --> 03:40:56,166 the personal shopper 4347 03:40:56,166 --> 03:40:58,366 i've never met one of these before the campus man 4348 03:40:58,366 --> 03:41:01,849 i've ever made in my entire life who literally jumped 4349 03:41:02,000 --> 03:41:02,933 into our life 4350 03:41:02,933 --> 03:41:05,366 i've never seen anyone so camp that jumped 4351 03:41:05,400 --> 03:41:06,283 it's my life 4352 03:41:06,283 --> 03:41:09,249 we started looking around browsey keep running up excuse me 4353 03:41:10,283 --> 03:41:11,083 how 4354 03:41:12,450 --> 03:41:13,850 are you shopping here today 4355 03:41:14,683 --> 03:41:16,483 i have a bit of an issue with very camp 4356 03:41:16,650 --> 03:41:18,483 gay men and my issue is that i realize 4357 03:41:18,733 --> 03:41:20,166 i'm quite camp myself 4358 03:41:21,050 --> 03:41:24,533 and i feel that if i behave normally as a heterosexual 4359 03:41:24,533 --> 03:41:26,683 i'm sort of treading on their territory for this 4360 03:41:26,683 --> 03:41:27,649 so i didn't scoop that 4361 03:41:27,766 --> 03:41:30,449 much in the opposite direction are you shopping into 4362 03:41:30,450 --> 03:41:30,966 that 4363 03:41:30,966 --> 03:41:32,999 we'll see a fucking look at that i'm like waiting for a try 4364 03:41:35,683 --> 03:41:37,449 great of course not going on yes 4365 03:41:37,450 --> 03:41:38,966 and you can help Yay 4366 03:41:41,366 --> 03:41:42,933 也太精致了吧 4367 03:41:44,450 --> 03:41:45,766 so he takes us into this room 4368 03:41:46,000 --> 03:41:47,283 start showing us all these dresses 4369 03:41:48,400 --> 03:41:49,400 my wife's loving them 4370 03:41:49,566 --> 03:41:50,399 it's very exciting 4371 03:41:50,400 --> 03:41:52,933 all the design addresses i knew i knew it was expensive 4372 03:41:53,250 --> 03:41:54,850 i knew those those problems here 4373 03:41:54,850 --> 03:41:56,483 when it gave me champagne as well 4374 03:41:56,533 --> 03:41:59,133 you have a glass of champagne and just sit there and let let us 4375 03:41:59,133 --> 03:42:00,566 girl start the towel it's okay 4376 03:42:02,250 --> 03:42:02,733 so finally 4377 03:42:02,733 --> 03:42:05,166 she finds us when she loves it the guy's practically in tears 4378 03:42:09,250 --> 03:42:10,000 alright so 4379 03:42:10,000 --> 03:42:11,533 can we afford it Michael 4380 03:42:12,166 --> 03:42:13,649 no we can't afford it 4381 03:42:13,650 --> 03:42:14,683 i knew this is going to happen 4382 03:42:14,733 --> 03:42:17,399 nobody can afford this dress it's a joke 4383 03:42:17,600 --> 03:42:17,766 people 4384 03:42:17,766 --> 03:42:20,333 shouldn't spend this kind of money on something you can't drive 4385 03:42:20,483 --> 03:42:20,883 okay 4386 03:42:20,883 --> 03:42:22,283 it's not natural 4387 03:42:23,083 --> 03:42:23,966 so i said to it look come on 4388 03:42:23,966 --> 03:42:27,083 let's just get this trips before i change my let's get it and go 4389 03:42:27,166 --> 03:42:31,483 and she says i need a clutch i need a pot i need a clutch 4390 03:42:31,933 --> 03:42:34,283 so there's something wrong with the car i'm telling me this now 4391 03:42:35,050 --> 03:42:35,683 no Michael 4392 03:42:35,683 --> 03:42:37,399 it's it's called the clutch bag 4393 03:42:37,533 --> 03:42:39,766 it goes with the dress it's like an outfit 4394 03:42:40,083 --> 03:42:42,966 have you not seen them do not anything about fashion so no 4395 03:42:42,966 --> 03:42:44,933 i don't what is it just a little bag 4396 03:42:44,933 --> 03:42:45,883 it looks to your essentials 4397 03:42:45,883 --> 03:42:48,849 lipstick keys phone that kind of thing just clutch it like that 4398 03:42:48,933 --> 03:42:50,249 and it matches the dress 4399 03:42:51,166 --> 03:42:53,799 all right how much is that five hundred pounds 4400 03:42:54,000 --> 03:42:56,250 five hundred pounds for a little bag 4401 03:42:56,250 --> 03:42:57,850 your lipstick is your keys in your phone 4402 03:42:57,850 --> 03:42:58,850 i said for five hundred pounds 4403 03:42:58,850 --> 03:43:01,400 i could hire a human being to walk alongside you 4404 03:43:01,483 --> 03:43:03,449 holding your lipstick in your keys 4405 03:43:13,166 --> 03:43:15,449 it's time watching i try things on them anybody try things on 4406 03:43:15,483 --> 03:43:16,599 people pay very oddly 4407 03:43:16,733 --> 03:43:17,966 when they try things on 4408 03:43:19,083 --> 03:43:19,933 他们这种明星 4409 03:43:19,933 --> 03:43:21,933 不会觉得5,000多块钱的包很贵吧 4410 03:43:21,933 --> 03:43:22,733 说实话 4411 03:43:22,766 --> 03:43:23,566 actually 4412 03:43:24,566 --> 03:43:26,533 once you purchase the trues 4413 03:43:27,133 --> 03:43:28,333 she walks into the change room 4414 03:43:28,333 --> 03:43:30,999 like a normal human being holding the trousers 4415 03:43:31,483 --> 03:43:32,966 then she comes out doing this really 4416 03:43:32,966 --> 03:43:33,883 what do you think 4417 03:43:34,250 --> 03:43:35,366 what do you 4418 03:43:36,250 --> 03:43:37,050 think that's why not 4419 03:43:39,050 --> 03:43:40,933 what are you doing i'm seeing if they fade 4420 03:43:40,933 --> 03:43:43,399 but you don't need to be doing that in trousers 4421 03:43:44,883 --> 03:43:47,166 men do the same thing when i put a suit on there's this whole 4422 03:43:47,483 --> 03:43:49,049 suit thing what you do 4423 03:43:49,650 --> 03:43:50,450 hmm 4424 03:43:50,800 --> 03:43:53,333 any evening with this suit i think it's pretty good 4425 03:43:53,533 --> 03:43:56,083 no one's ever done this when they own the suit 4426 03:43:56,200 --> 03:43:57,133 but when they're trying it on 4427 03:43:57,133 --> 03:43:58,799 there's a huge preparation back 4428 03:43:58,850 --> 03:44:01,366 to like a complete freak in a suit 4429 03:44:01,566 --> 03:44:04,366 啊没有他是折合人民币5,000块钱 4430 03:44:12,766 --> 03:44:14,049 the main one is his shoes 4431 03:44:14,400 --> 03:44:15,766 but he tries shoes on 4432 03:44:16,050 --> 03:44:18,366 you will go for a walk in the shoe shot 4433 03:44:18,650 --> 03:44:21,200 but it's not a walk you'll ever do 4434 03:44:21,683 --> 03:44:22,599 anywhere else 4435 03:44:22,800 --> 03:44:24,366 outside of the shoe shot 4436 03:44:24,450 --> 03:44:27,533 it's a shoe shop walk walk around in this city 4437 03:44:29,166 --> 03:44:30,366 i love these shoes 4438 03:44:30,850 --> 03:44:33,283 i don't think the problems gonna bang it to a bit 4439 03:44:34,650 --> 03:44:36,000 they're quite comfortable 4440 03:44:36,533 --> 03:44:38,766 i'll be perfect with my Elvis impersonation 4441 03:44:41,050 --> 03:44:42,650 let me just push them with my thumb 4442 03:44:42,650 --> 03:44:43,766 but no reason at all 4443 03:44:49,600 --> 03:44:50,533 the toe 4444 03:44:51,250 --> 03:44:52,933 is in the toe section 4445 03:44:53,400 --> 03:44:54,333 that's idea 4446 03:44:55,000 --> 03:44:56,800 or the other chosen there 4447 03:44:57,966 --> 03:45:00,483 if the toe was at the back i wouldn't buy them that pig is up 4448 03:45:02,150 --> 03:45:07,800 the sides are filled with the sides of my feet hahaha 4449 03:45:07,833 --> 03:45:09,833 everything i wanted happened when i went down there 4450 03:45:10,316 --> 03:45:12,316 and i think i might definitely get this they didn't have 4451 03:45:12,316 --> 03:45:13,716 little fears where you can put the shoe under 4452 03:45:13,716 --> 03:45:16,233 and look at the shoe from a slightly different angle oh no 4453 03:45:16,233 --> 03:45:17,066 there's a shoe 4454 03:45:17,400 --> 03:45:18,266 from that angle 4455 03:45:20,400 --> 03:45:23,200 the cats will love them that's probably what the cat will see 4456 03:45:26,266 --> 03:45:27,749 they even give you one shoe 4457 03:45:27,866 --> 03:45:29,999 these lazy people who work in shoe shops 4458 03:45:30,033 --> 03:45:31,349 they bring out the shoes 4459 03:45:31,666 --> 03:45:33,599 they lace up one and hand you the one 4460 03:45:34,350 --> 03:45:38,433 and do we say uh excuse me people in life wear two shoes 4461 03:45:38,716 --> 03:45:40,399 you're wearing two shoes now 4462 03:45:40,516 --> 03:45:44,433 oh no we don't we take the one shoewe go for a walk in that 4463 03:45:49,350 --> 03:45:52,516 this is good i love the shoe give me two of these 4464 03:45:55,116 --> 03:45:58,399 why would you walk around the shoe shop in one shoe 4465 03:45:58,916 --> 03:46:00,433 there's no moment in your life 4466 03:46:00,433 --> 03:46:03,199 that we would ever be recreating this moment 4467 03:46:03,800 --> 03:46:05,800 one of the keys phone i'm late one shoe 4468 03:46:05,800 --> 03:46:07,066 i've got to go to home eating 4469 03:46:11,350 --> 03:46:15,000 it's not just close to your trouble everything you buy a sofa 4470 03:46:15,516 --> 03:46:18,349 stop bouncing on it and rubbing on the fabric 4471 03:46:19,433 --> 03:46:21,399 if there you know he sits like this at home 4472 03:46:21,600 --> 03:46:24,000 people don't come around your house do take a seat 4473 03:46:29,000 --> 03:46:31,033 i tried a bed and you lie in the bed 4474 03:46:31,150 --> 03:46:33,466 not how you'd normally see percent hmm 4475 03:46:33,516 --> 03:46:34,316 thanks to my wife 4476 03:46:34,800 --> 03:46:36,666 i like this bitch you like a bit i love it 4477 03:46:37,033 --> 03:46:38,116 the really good man 4478 03:46:38,716 --> 03:46:41,466 we'll be using it as a coffin evidently we will die 4479 03:46:44,116 --> 03:46:45,799 i bought a Hoover from comet 4480 03:46:46,600 --> 03:46:47,466 they love electrical 4481 03:46:48,066 --> 03:46:49,949 they all everything they sell is electric 4482 03:46:50,433 --> 03:46:51,999 which means they have to plug it in啊 4483 03:46:52,000 --> 03:46:52,633 不错不错 4484 03:46:52,633 --> 03:46:53,633 the shop is plugged in 4485 03:46:54,433 --> 03:46:56,833 and the whole shop is building people trying things out 4486 03:46:56,916 --> 03:46:58,866 but not for their primary function 4487 03:46:59,833 --> 03:47:02,749 they're just looking at fridges by opening them and closing them 4488 03:47:03,600 --> 03:47:06,516 no one else whether it actually makes food cold though 4489 03:47:06,833 --> 03:47:07,433 look at this one 4490 03:47:07,433 --> 03:47:10,866 it opens like that encloses i like it to its silver 4491 03:47:12,466 --> 03:47:16,433 but this oven it opens it's got trays and dials i love 4492 03:47:16,433 --> 03:47:17,549 trays and those 4493 03:47:18,266 --> 03:47:23,033 is it heat food i don't give a shit it's not dials and trays 4494 03:47:23,833 --> 03:47:24,866 i was trying to Hoover 4495 03:47:24,950 --> 03:47:27,400 i know i felt the need to Hoover rapper shove a bit 4496 03:47:27,716 --> 03:47:29,916 just to feel the weight of the Hoover 4497 03:47:30,000 --> 03:47:32,400 it wasn't plunged in i just took it for a little spin 4498 03:47:33,800 --> 03:47:35,266 and as i was hearing down the oil 4499 03:47:35,266 --> 03:47:36,599 somebody else was trying there hoovered 4500 03:47:36,600 --> 03:47:37,750 hoovered passed me hello 4501 03:47:37,750 --> 03:47:39,550 but Hoover i used to have that mobile 4502 03:47:41,833 --> 03:47:43,599 does it too break the sickness of Hoover 4503 03:47:43,666 --> 03:47:44,866 you walk with your Hoover 4504 03:47:47,750 --> 03:47:51,316 then you get the end and you Hoover out and you follow in behind 4505 03:47:52,866 --> 03:47:55,549 or you stand your ground and Hoover out 4506 03:48:01,600 --> 03:48:03,466 i mean let's take another spot at random 4507 03:48:04,033 --> 03:48:05,116 Hoover up again 4508 03:48:09,233 --> 03:48:09,916 if you can't get in 4509 03:48:09,916 --> 03:48:12,316 for a nook the hose will come out 4510 03:48:13,150 --> 03:48:14,116 it's exciting when you think 4511 03:48:14,116 --> 03:48:15,199 i will utilize the hose now 4512 03:48:15,200 --> 03:48:17,200 you're stand up we'll take the hose out 4513 03:48:18,750 --> 03:48:20,233 before you Hoover with the hose 4514 03:48:20,550 --> 03:48:22,150 for some reason you feel the excitement妩 4515 03:48:22,350 --> 03:48:23,550 媚滋长 4516 03:48:24,466 --> 03:48:27,233 我尝了你嘴角唇膏 4517 03:48:27,600 --> 03:48:29,266 薄荷味道 4518 03:48:30,000 --> 03:48:31,866 是甜甜的情 4519 03:48:31,866 --> 03:48:32,916 哎差不多 4520 03:48:35,750 --> 03:48:37,433 可能这个视频不是很好笑 4521 03:48:37,550 --> 03:48:38,800 我以前看了一些啊 4522 03:48:38,800 --> 03:48:40,666 怎么突然感觉鼻音这么重啊 4523 03:48:42,833 --> 03:48:44,599 这个我都有点走神了 4524 03:48:46,433 --> 03:48:48,949 以前的一些比较好笑些 4525 03:48:49,000 --> 03:48:51,866 头发我好喜欢 4526 03:48:52,633 --> 03:48:53,466 厚厚的 4527 03:48:53,466 --> 03:48:54,316 这么觉得 4528 03:48:54,466 --> 03:48:56,549 怎么觉得我现在鼻音这么重啊 4529 03:48:56,633 --> 03:48:57,999 是我的错觉吗 4530 03:48:58,400 --> 03:49:01,666 手擦合照一张 4531 03:49:23,000 --> 03:49:27,033 有一首歌发现孤独的 4532 03:49:52,116 --> 03:49:52,999 他发 4533 03:49:53,116 --> 03:49:57,199 现孤独的人准备动身 4534 03:49:58,150 --> 03:50:01,716 于是就祷告着黄昏 4535 03:50:01,916 --> 03:50:05,399 好低俗的理他转头听见 4536 03:50:07,033 --> 03:50:08,033 悲伤到 4537 03:50:08,150 --> 03:50:08,350 底 4538 03:50:08,350 --> 03:50:09,266 啊好甜 4539 03:50:09,266 --> 03:50:10,666 来重来一次重来一次 4540 03:50:18,316 --> 03:50:21,349 当发现孤独的人 4541 03:50:21,750 --> 03:50:23,550 准备动身 4542 03:50:24,200 --> 03:50:27,800 于是就祷告着黄昏 4543 03:50:28,150 --> 03:50:29,633 直到夜里 4544 03:50:29,633 --> 03:50:31,549 他转头听见 4545 03:50:33,033 --> 03:50:35,149 悲伤的午夜 4546 03:50:36,633 --> 03:50:37,033 一 4547 03:50:37,033 --> 03:50:40,266 一个善良的女子 4548 03:50:40,600 --> 03:50:42,633 长发垂肩 4549 03:50:43,633 --> 03:50:49,866 她已跟随黄昏来临 4550 03:50:52,233 --> 03:50:58,433 翠绿的衣裳在炉火中化为灰烬 4551 03:50:59,316 --> 03:51:06,233 升起火焰一直烧到黎明 4552 03:51:08,433 --> 03:51:13,949 一直到那女子推开门离去 4553 03:51:16,150 --> 03:51:19,116 她自言自语 4554 03:51:20,150 --> 03:51:27,116 在离这很远的地方有一片海滩 4555 03:51:27,233 --> 03:51:34,666 孤独的人他就在海上撑着船帆 4556 03:51:35,550 --> 03:51:41,633 如果你看到他回到海岸 4557 03:51:42,666 --> 03:51:49,116 就请你告诉他你的名字我的名字 4558 03:51:50,833 --> 03:51:52,266 莉莉亚 4559 03:52:13,550 --> 03:52:14,716 啊 4560 03:52:21,550 --> 03:52:23,350 她已来临 4561 03:52:25,200 --> 03:52:31,266 翠绿的衣裳在炉火中化为灰烬 4562 03:52:33,233 --> 03:52:39,233 升起火焰一直烧到黎黎明 4563 03:52:41,316 --> 03:52:46,866 一直等那女子推开门离去 4564 03:52:49,116 --> 03:52:52,433 她自言自语 4565 03:52:53,033 --> 03:52:59,866 在离这很远的地方有一片海滩 4566 03:53:00,116 --> 03:53:07,633 孤独的人他就在海上撑着船帆 4567 03:53:08,666 --> 03:53:14,516 如果你看到他回到海岸 4568 03:53:15,466 --> 03:53:22,466 就请你告诉他你的名字我的名字 4569 03:53:23,233 --> 03:53:25,466 莉莉安 4570 03:53:38,833 --> 03:53:44,433 他不想忘记了他的名 4571 03:53:46,516 --> 03:53:49,999 他不想胆怯了 4572 03:53:50,666 --> 03:53:55,399 失去爱的勇气呜 4573 03:54:03,800 --> 03:54:04,600 啊 4574 03:54:10,466 --> 03:54:17,066 在离这很远的地方有一片海滩 4575 03:54:17,466 --> 03:54:25,033 孤独的人他就在海上撑着船帆 4576 03:54:26,116 --> 03:54:31,599 如果你看到他回到海岸 4577 03:54:35,116 --> 03:54:40,549 你的名字我的名字呜 4578 03:54:41,400 --> 03:54:48,150 在离这很远的地方有一片海滩 4579 03:54:48,466 --> 03:54:52,916 孤独的人他就在海上 4580 03:54:53,033 --> 03:54:56,033 撑着船帆 4581 03:54:57,000 --> 03:55:02,633 如果你看到他回到海岸 4582 03:55:10,666 --> 03:55:15,666 就请你告诉他你的名字 4583 03:55:18,833 --> 03:55:20,799 我的名字 4584 03:55:22,466 --> 03:55:24,916 莉莉安 4585 03:55:34,150 --> 03:55:34,950 哈哈 4586 03:55:35,666 --> 03:55:37,399 太大便了吧 4587 03:55:45,833 --> 03:55:46,633 哼啊 4588 03:55:48,800 --> 03:55:49,866 我没有想起什么 4589 03:55:49,866 --> 03:55:52,549 我是觉得那什么气息支撑不住 4590 03:55:52,550 --> 03:55:53,550 太好笑了 4591 03:55:53,716 --> 03:55:56,916 声音太逗了呃是叫做莉莉安 4592 03:55:56,916 --> 03:55:58,549 呃徐佳莹版本的 4593 03:56:00,516 --> 03:56:02,399 人现在特别肾虚呢 4594 03:56:04,033 --> 03:56:05,516 啊谢谢谢谢 4595 03:56:07,400 --> 03:56:08,916 哎你怎么知道我刚才 4596 03:56:08,916 --> 03:56:10,516 那什么完成了一个颤音 4597 03:56:10,516 --> 03:56:12,266 不是刚才有一个颤音 4598 03:56:12,266 --> 03:56:14,316 就第一段的颤音真的是我 4599 03:56:14,516 --> 03:56:16,866 啊其实大家我不是太我不会颤音啊 4600 03:56:16,866 --> 03:56:19,549 那个是我完成度最好的颤音之一啊 4601 03:56:21,116 --> 03:56:22,066 感谢大家的礼物啊 4602 03:56:22,066 --> 03:56:24,599 谢谢谢谢我刚好看到百利的AC 4603 03:56:24,633 --> 03:56:26,199 唱歌的时候想要怎么做好笑 4604 03:56:26,200 --> 03:56:27,600 谢谢我哥的大哥 4605 03:56:27,633 --> 03:56:30,349 谢谢妈妈特效我的现实气球谢谢你啊 4606 03:56:31,200 --> 03:56:32,916 啊谢谢你谢谢你啊 4607 03:56:33,833 --> 03:56:35,316 谢谢特能领你的告白花束 4608 03:56:35,433 --> 03:56:37,466 谢谢就爱看谢谢随意的告白花束 4609 03:56:37,516 --> 03:56:39,033 谢谢随风流年为你送的打扣 4610 03:56:39,350 --> 03:56:41,000 谢谢小李小的告白花束 4611 03:56:41,316 --> 03:56:44,633 谢谢呃那什么小李小的告白花束 4612 03:56:44,666 --> 03:56:45,716 谢谢大木匠的小花花 4613 03:56:45,716 --> 03:56:46,799 谢谢好事的告白花束 4614 03:56:47,466 --> 03:56:49,866 谢谢4次的爱的抱抱谢谢你啊 4615 03:56:49,866 --> 03:56:50,666 谢谢妮妮 4616 03:56:51,000 --> 03:56:52,716 谢谢天哥你的星河之梦 4617 03:56:52,950 --> 03:56:55,466 谢谢大家谢谢大家的小花花 4618 03:56:55,550 --> 03:56:56,666 谢谢慢慢刺激 4619 03:56:56,800 --> 03:56:59,516 我的小花花谢谢家人们要的小花花 4620 03:56:59,600 --> 03:57:00,950 谢谢我的打call 4621 03:57:01,033 --> 03:57:02,399 随风灵鸟为你们的打call 4622 03:57:02,516 --> 03:57:05,116 谢谢所有小主的进入谢谢am的大哥 4623 03:57:05,400 --> 03:57:07,033 谢谢不放弃的加油加油 4624 03:57:08,950 --> 03:57:11,200 哪里好听啊狗屎一坨啊 4625 03:57:18,633 --> 03:57:21,599 哎打怎么会这么多啊我在困 4626 03:57:28,000 --> 03:57:29,600 啊啊啊再练习 4627 03:57:29,666 --> 03:57:31,399 哈哈哈 4628 03:57:32,550 --> 03:57:33,550 哈哈 4629 03:57:38,233 --> 03:57:39,033 不 4630 03:57:42,716 --> 03:57:43,599 oh 4631 03:57:49,550 --> 03:57:50,750 啊 4632 03:57:57,266 --> 03:57:59,316 她已来临 4633 03:58:01,066 --> 03:58:07,149 翠绿的衣裳在炉火中化为灰烬 4634 03:58:09,266 --> 03:58:15,033 升起火焰一直烧到黎明 4635 03:58:16,950 --> 03:58:23,000 一直到那女子推开门离去 4636 03:58:25,000 --> 03:58:32,750 她自言自语在离这很远的地方 4637 03:58:33,633 --> 03:58:35,316 不行啊今天怎么这么肾虚啊 4638 03:58:38,116 --> 03:58:38,916 不行 4639 03:58:39,400 --> 03:58:41,516 不太行今天不太行怎么回事呢 4640 03:58:43,866 --> 03:58:44,999 不太行不太行 4641 03:58:45,633 --> 03:58:46,516 我想再唱个 4642 03:58:50,150 --> 03:58:50,866 大家的打call 4643 03:58:50,866 --> 03:58:52,549 白费大家的打call了 4644 03:59:15,950 --> 03:59:18,316 现在烤鸭子那不是那种血 4645 03:59:19,750 --> 03:59:22,466 看还有什么我想唱的歌嗯 4646 03:59:26,200 --> 03:59:27,000 嗯 4647 03:59:37,033 --> 03:59:38,799 哦你们能看到啊 4648 03:59:39,516 --> 03:59:42,916 嗯关掉刚才杨紫那首歌是什么 4649 03:59:42,916 --> 03:59:44,916 trust trust you是吗 4650 03:59:48,716 --> 03:59:50,916 背靠在树枝 4651 03:59:50,916 --> 03:59:53,349 啊不是疯娘子啊 4652 03:59:53,350 --> 03:59:56,266 是残酷的天使钢铃 4653 04:00:03,000 --> 04:00:04,033 感觉这首歌 4654 04:00:04,600 --> 04:00:06,600 这首乌梅子酱感觉有点甜甜的 4655 04:00:06,600 --> 04:00:07,800 又觉得有点悲伤 4656 04:00:07,800 --> 04:00:08,800 你们觉得吗 4657 04:00:09,400 --> 04:00:11,150 感觉有点悲伤我听着 4658 04:00:15,550 --> 04:00:19,833 那醉你的情话怎么讲 4659 04:00:21,200 --> 04:00:27,350 满或熬的细水长流年长长久久 4660 04:00:28,516 --> 04:00:31,399 约好到白头 4661 04:00:34,800 --> 04:00:39,433 你浅浅的微笑就像妩媚滋长 4662 04:00:39,516 --> 04:00:40,749 啊我没关麦呀 4663 04:00:40,833 --> 04:00:42,149 我还以为我关了麦呢 4664 04:00:44,000 --> 04:00:44,950 那时候 4665 04:00:45,600 --> 04:00:46,666 有点快快 4666 04:00:50,316 --> 04:00:52,199 有点非常快快哎 4667 04:00:52,200 --> 04:00:53,066 我得找找我的 4668 04:00:53,066 --> 04:00:55,599 自己的那什么小小歌词版 4669 04:00:56,916 --> 04:01:02,149 意你浅浅的微笑就像妩媚滋长 4670 04:01:02,866 --> 04:01:07,866 迎风吹过你的头发我好喜欢 4671 04:01:08,433 --> 04:01:10,833 厚厚的甜蜜感 4672 04:01:11,633 --> 04:01:15,116 用幸福全看成一些收藏 4673 04:01:15,550 --> 04:01:17,716 合照一张 4674 04:01:44,516 --> 04:01:47,599 9天边骑米带那 4675 04:01:50,550 --> 04:01:55,866 Gucci 4676 04:01:59,150 --> 04:02:10,866 lord they say i can't get you off guy 4677 04:02:12,633 --> 04:02:16,799 啊有一毛期望又可以躲到法力玩 4678 04:02:16,800 --> 04:02:18,750 哦练习嗦打打你 4679 04:02:18,750 --> 04:02:20,516 打面稀嗦打打你 4680 04:02:20,666 --> 04:02:22,066 恐怖打扫格 4681 04:02:23,750 --> 04:02:26,916 say who o told me my wallet 4682 04:02:28,600 --> 04:02:29,400 oh 4683 04:02:29,833 --> 04:02:33,466 da da da da da da da da da 4684 04:02:36,266 --> 04:02:37,066 da da da da da da da 4685 04:02:40,350 --> 04:02:41,150 da 4686 04:02:42,633 --> 04:02:45,233 da da da da da da da da da da 4687 04:02:53,600 --> 04:02:56,750 i dance and glory she can't no tell me no matter there 4688 04:02:56,750 --> 04:02:58,266 walking down on the ground 4689 04:02:58,433 --> 04:03:00,316 talking in my desire 4690 04:03:00,316 --> 04:03:04,266 cause you are more than i say one more candid you say 4691 04:03:04,266 --> 04:03:14,799 they want to say he don't need my love my kid oh 4692 04:03:15,516 --> 04:03:18,149 我南极大罗点 4693 04:03:22,716 --> 04:03:23,516 q 4694 04:03:32,716 --> 04:03:34,266 Qu 4695 04:03:36,833 --> 04:03:37,666 怎么啦 4696 04:04:18,266 --> 04:04:25,199 someday you're so glad you killed me someday someday 4697 04:04:25,866 --> 04:04:27,316 someday someday 4698 04:04:28,233 --> 04:04:46,833 mama she told her can't look good to that kid 4699 04:04:49,066 --> 04:04:51,549 oh don't know girl say just to get your own 4700 04:05:11,066 --> 04:05:13,199 沙的一起浪沙的妈的一刻 4701 04:05:18,800 --> 04:05:20,550 一起浪沙的妈的一刻 4702 04:05:25,550 --> 04:05:28,550 啦啦啦噔噔噔噔噔噔 4703 04:05:30,600 --> 04:05:32,466 太快了 4704 04:05:35,833 --> 04:05:36,799 哎快 4705 04:05:37,466 --> 04:05:38,749 受不了了 4706 04:05:42,833 --> 04:05:45,199 我之前唱这个是不是也挺也很那个 4707 04:05:45,200 --> 04:05:46,400 也很那个啥 4708 04:05:47,400 --> 04:05:47,916 哈 4709 04:05:47,916 --> 04:05:50,549 哈哈我醒不过来了 4710 04:05:54,950 --> 04:05:55,750 哼 4711 04:06:00,233 --> 04:06:02,999 有一首这味道 4712 04:06:06,716 --> 04:06:07,516 哈哈哈 4713 04:06:09,233 --> 04:06:12,949 谢谢天哥你的打扣谢谢你们要的打扣 4714 04:06:13,066 --> 04:06:14,999 嗯能跳拉拉菲尔的打扣 4715 04:06:15,066 --> 04:06:16,149 他们这样打扣 4716 04:06:17,233 --> 04:06:18,799 这也是很快哎 4717 04:06:19,066 --> 04:06:19,866 依靠 4718 04:06:23,516 --> 04:06:26,549 你倔强的微笑出现啊 4719 04:06:26,550 --> 04:06:28,950 好好可爱啊这首歌 4720 04:06:29,400 --> 04:06:30,800 怎么办爱上了 4721 04:06:30,800 --> 04:06:32,600 谢谢关心自我神仙团的 4722 04:06:32,866 --> 04:06:34,716 关心自我神仙团的疯狂心动 4723 04:06:34,716 --> 04:06:36,233 谢谢你啊谢谢你 4724 04:06:37,350 --> 04:06:38,950 又是什么新礼物啊 4725 04:06:46,233 --> 04:06:50,916 一天天的微笑就像雾霾紫霞 4726 04:06:51,750 --> 04:06:54,116 迎风吹过你的头 4727 04:06:54,233 --> 04:06:54,866 发 4728 04:06:54,866 --> 04:06:56,349 我好喜欢 4729 04:07:00,833 --> 04:07:01,633 哼 4730 04:07:01,750 --> 04:07:02,866 赢了两块了 4731 04:07:03,116 --> 04:07:03,916 是吗 4732 04:07:06,400 --> 04:07:07,200 哦 4733 04:07:07,433 --> 04:07:08,316 恭喜恭喜 4734 04:07:08,316 --> 04:07:11,749 谢谢我可能上了的大哥谢谢牛蛙 4735 04:07:16,516 --> 04:07:17,833 啊小孩能唱点啥 4736 04:07:17,916 --> 04:07:19,916 咱们简单的能唱一点的 4737 04:07:20,200 --> 04:07:23,800 收藏合照一张 4738 04:07:27,233 --> 04:07:28,149 和 4739 04:07:29,800 --> 04:07:31,950 不知道我还会不会唱这个 4740 04:07:45,550 --> 04:07:45,866 One 4741 04:07:45,866 --> 04:07:48,749 怎么都不想睡 4742 04:07:49,950 --> 04:07:53,633 天特别亮夜特别的黑 4743 04:07:54,000 --> 04:07:57,033 当我深深的呼吸 4744 04:07:58,316 --> 04:08:02,266 心中充满想你的甜蜜 4745 04:08:05,200 --> 04:08:07,350 想和你走在雨中 4746 04:08:07,350 --> 04:08:09,516 想要你牵我的手 4747 04:08:09,516 --> 04:08:12,999 傻傻的你不敢说爱 4748 04:08:13,833 --> 04:08:19,916 而我也故意要你为我等待 4749 04:08:21,800 --> 04:08:24,950 说不出有多么快乐了 4750 04:08:25,033 --> 04:08:30,266 还是不够这感觉这一切 4751 04:08:30,400 --> 04:08:33,600 就好像飘在外太空 4752 04:08:33,633 --> 04:08:39,033 别的星球只有我们存在 4753 04:08:41,200 --> 04:08:44,400 喜欢和你在一起 4754 04:08:45,600 --> 04:08:49,433 无聊的生命也变有趣 4755 04:08:49,716 --> 04:08:52,633 让你听我我的音乐 4756 04:08:54,000 --> 04:08:58,000 分享在每一刻的心情 4757 04:09:01,000 --> 04:09:03,116 在一起越来越久 4758 04:09:03,116 --> 04:09:05,233 还是会对你在乎 4759 04:09:05,233 --> 04:09:08,799 这感觉我们都明白 4760 04:09:09,550 --> 04:09:15,516 只要你在身边日子就亮起来 4761 04:09:17,600 --> 04:09:20,633 说不出有多么快乐 4762 04:09:20,800 --> 04:09:25,950 还是不够这感觉这一切 4763 04:09:26,150 --> 04:09:29,266 就好像飘在外太空 4764 04:09:29,316 --> 04:09:34,866 别的星球只有我们存在 4765 04:09:38,066 --> 04:09:43,066 爱情在这个时候 4766 04:09:45,516 --> 04:09:48,316 我的心就像天际 4767 04:09:50,233 --> 04:09:53,466 晴时多云偶尔有雨 4768 04:09:54,000 --> 04:09:56,916 说不出有多么快乐 4769 04:09:57,233 --> 04:10:02,349 还是不够这感觉这一切 4770 04:10:02,550 --> 04:10:05,600 就好像飘在外太空 4771 04:10:05,750 --> 04:10:10,950 别的星球只有我们存在 4772 04:10:13,066 --> 04:10:19,349 快乐还是不够这感觉这一切 4773 04:10:19,716 --> 04:10:22,833 就好像飘在外太空 4774 04:10:22,916 --> 04:10:29,633 别的星球只有我们存在 4775 04:10:35,350 --> 04:10:36,516 棒棒棒 4776 04:11:23,516 --> 04:11:27,633 整晚胡思乱想夜色真好 4777 04:11:27,916 --> 04:11:29,916 让我睡不着 4778 04:11:29,916 --> 04:11:33,433 为何你总是想要逃 4779 04:11:36,350 --> 04:11:40,666 相思若好不了只能怪我 4780 04:11:40,866 --> 04:11:42,866 找不到解药 4781 04:11:42,866 --> 04:11:46,716 你从未给过我爱的讯号 4782 04:11:48,550 --> 04:11:52,716 糟糕我陷得比你早 4783 04:11:53,666 --> 04:11:56,149 你爱的比我少 4784 04:11:56,466 --> 04:11:59,233 注定要受煎熬 4785 04:12:01,800 --> 04:12:06,233 不好优雅都不见了 4786 04:12:06,633 --> 04:12:09,116 不安份的心跳 4787 04:12:09,433 --> 04:12:12,433 全世界都听到 4788 04:12:14,233 --> 04:12:15,349 那么骄傲 4789 04:12:15,350 --> 04:12:18,350 我随时可能走掉 4790 04:12:18,516 --> 04:12:21,749 我的手你还没有牵到 4791 04:12:21,750 --> 04:12:26,033 夜太长月光必定会冷掉 4792 04:12:26,200 --> 04:12:28,150 如何是好 4793 04:12:28,233 --> 04:12:31,316 你欠我一个拥抱 4794 04:12:31,466 --> 04:12:34,749 而我却一再对你微笑 4795 04:12:34,750 --> 04:12:39,066 怎么你还还没看见我的好 4796 04:12:47,716 --> 04:12:51,949 整晚胡思乱想夜色真好 4797 04:12:52,116 --> 04:12:54,199 让我睡不着 4798 04:12:54,200 --> 04:12:57,833 为何你总是想要逃 4799 04:13:00,716 --> 04:13:05,033 相思若好不要只能怪我 4800 04:13:05,150 --> 04:13:07,200 找不到解药 4801 04:13:07,200 --> 04:13:10,866 你从未给过我爱的讯号 4802 04:13:12,833 --> 04:13:17,066 糟糕糟糕我陷得比你早 4803 04:13:17,866 --> 04:13:20,433 你爱的比我少 4804 04:13:20,750 --> 04:13:23,516 注定要受煎熬 4805 04:13:25,200 --> 04:13:26,633 别那么骄傲 4806 04:13:26,666 --> 04:13:29,666 我随时可能走掉 4807 04:13:29,833 --> 04:13:33,066 我的手你还没有牵到 4808 04:13:33,116 --> 04:13:37,399 夜太一场月光必定会冷掉 4809 04:13:37,600 --> 04:13:39,466 如何是好 4810 04:13:39,600 --> 04:13:42,633 你欠我一个拥抱 4811 04:13:42,833 --> 04:13:46,066 而我却一再对你微笑 4812 04:13:46,066 --> 04:13:50,266 怎么你还没看见我的好 4813 04:14:17,233 --> 04:14:21,599 别那么骄傲我随时可能走掉 4814 04:14:21,666 --> 04:14:24,999 我的手你还没有牵到 4815 04:14:25,066 --> 04:14:31,316 夜太长月光必定会冷掉如何是好 4816 04:14:31,433 --> 04:14:37,999 你欠我一个拥抱而我却一再对你微笑 4817 04:14:38,000 --> 04:14:42,116 抱着我的苦恼睡着了觉 4818 04:14:50,916 --> 04:14:55,116 整晚胡思乱想夜色真好 4819 04:14:55,350 --> 04:15:01,066 让我睡不着为何你总是想要逃 4820 04:15:07,316 --> 04:15:08,599 啊点错了 4821 04:15:09,633 --> 04:15:11,466 怎么气这么短啊 4822 04:15:11,466 --> 04:15:13,466 今天开始真的要嗯什么 4823 04:15:13,466 --> 04:15:16,116 每天做60个仰卧起坐 4824 04:15:16,666 --> 04:15:17,916 说到做到 4825 04:15:20,350 --> 04:15:21,150 哼 4826 04:15:22,066 --> 04:15:24,749 谢谢随风点点位置之风的见证 4827 04:15:24,916 --> 04:15:27,399 谢谢你哦谢谢你谢谢你的支持 4828 04:15:28,716 --> 04:15:30,066 谢我可能是到了的打call 4829 04:15:30,266 --> 04:15:31,033 天空连接的打call 4830 04:15:31,033 --> 04:15:32,316 随风点烟为支付的打call 4831 04:15:32,466 --> 04:15:34,516 爱与篱笆嗯 4832 04:15:35,233 --> 04:15:38,399 利巴利哈达的奇数 4833 04:15:38,400 --> 04:15:39,916 谢随风点烟为支付的这个好耶 4834 04:15:39,916 --> 04:15:41,316 谢谢大于 4835 04:15:41,833 --> 04:15:45,716 黎巴黎巴达的这个好耶 4836 04:15:45,716 --> 04:15:54,316 谢谢你的打call夏天为你打call 4837 04:15:57,033 --> 04:15:58,999 嗯 60个 4838 04:15:59,516 --> 04:16:00,666 不不是很多啊 4839 04:16:00,666 --> 04:16:02,033 我之前不是说我一个 4840 04:16:02,033 --> 04:16:04,749 一个一个一分钟就能做多少吗 4841 04:16:06,066 --> 04:16:07,349 那一分钟可以做多少来着 4842 04:16:07,350 --> 04:16:08,550 有没有人记得 4843 04:16:14,600 --> 04:16:15,800 哼哼 4844 04:16:19,066 --> 04:16:21,466 啊那到时候100天唱的巨烂 4845 04:16:21,466 --> 04:16:23,033 大家不会那个什么吧 4846 04:16:24,433 --> 04:16:26,033 记得记得多少多少 4847 04:16:31,866 --> 04:16:35,433 嗨一分钟做22你放屁呀 4848 04:16:35,433 --> 04:16:37,716 我当时那是半分钟做了22吧 4849 04:16:37,716 --> 04:16:39,316 还是多少我忘记了 4850 04:16:39,400 --> 04:16:41,833 背靠在树上 4851 04:16:43,466 --> 04:16:48,116 蜻蜓落在露水旁乘凉 4852 04:16:49,200 --> 04:16:55,433 表白后的妩媚树下突然发了芽 4853 04:16:56,550 --> 04:16:59,233 美得不像话 4854 04:17:04,516 --> 04:17:05,749 哈哈别上了 4855 04:17:05,800 --> 04:17:09,550 我记得应该是4040多个46 4856 04:17:09,716 --> 04:17:11,599 都记得就没人说是吧 4857 04:17:16,116 --> 04:17:16,916 啊 4858 04:17:18,433 --> 04:17:19,866 我记得应该是 4859 04:17:30,466 --> 04:17:32,349 44了吗真的假的 4860 04:17:34,116 --> 04:17:36,833 你是用半分钟的时候倒推的吧 4861 04:17:37,066 --> 04:17:39,266 就是22乘乘2啊 4862 04:17:40,066 --> 04:17:40,916 呵呵了 4863 04:17:42,066 --> 04:17:46,999 心因为你每个害羞的反应 4864 04:17:47,750 --> 04:17:52,716 你浅浅的微笑就像妩媚滋长 4865 04:17:53,433 --> 04:17:56,433 迎风吹过你的头发 4866 04:17:56,433 --> 04:18:01,149 我好喜欢厚厚的甜蜜感 4867 04:18:01,866 --> 04:18:03,749 用幸福全感 4868 04:18:03,750 --> 04:18:04,550 啊 4869 04:18:05,550 --> 04:18:07,550 要不然就下播了大家 4870 04:18:10,233 --> 04:18:11,199 每次要下播 4871 04:18:11,200 --> 04:18:14,116 我的心情总是变得很失望失落 4872 04:18:14,116 --> 04:18:16,149 很沉重大家 4873 04:18:19,516 --> 04:18:19,799 SO 4874 04:18:19,800 --> 04:18:21,350 是被大家PUA了 4875 04:18:21,350 --> 04:18:23,433 被这份工作PUA了 4876 04:18:25,950 --> 04:18:28,916 不然说下班不是心情会轻松吗 4877 04:18:29,433 --> 04:18:32,316 有一首这味道 4878 04:18:33,633 --> 04:18:35,349 暮暮朝朝 4879 04:18:36,033 --> 04:18:39,433 好冷漠啊你们就直接晚安拜拜的 4880 04:18:39,750 --> 04:18:42,600 光肉配教堂的温柔 4881 04:18:42,800 --> 04:18:45,316 再几个春秋 4882 04:18:46,600 --> 04:18:49,316 我为你依靠 4883 04:18:52,633 --> 04:18:54,466 你浅浅的微笑 4884 04:18:54,466 --> 04:18:56,666 就像梦寐 4885 04:18:58,433 --> 04:19:01,149 我尝了你嘴角唇膏 4886 04:19:01,633 --> 04:19:03,233 薄荷味道 4887 04:19:03,400 --> 04:19:05,066 保持点距离吗好拜拜 4888 04:19:05,233 --> 04:19:09,266 的情来的这么决定 4889 04:19:09,633 --> 04:19:14,549 因为你每个害羞的反应 4890 04:19:15,600 --> 04:19:19,116 既然大家拜拜的这么快那拜拜吧那就 4891 04:19:20,116 --> 04:19:21,433 走了走了走了走了 4892 04:19:48,550 --> 04:19:50,066 Echo 4893 04:19:51,316 --> 04:19:55,116 tomorrowthat i adore 4894 04:19:55,916 --> 04:20:00,399 i call it foody 4895 04:20:01,516 --> 04:20:04,716 come andoh 4896 04:20:08,666 --> 04:20:12,316 eat daddy dey ey 4897 04:20:17,233 --> 04:20:21,316 大闹西克那一响卡口卡拉饱老不由底 4898 04:20:21,550 --> 04:20:24,000 一米一起看紫其达意 4899 04:20:24,000 --> 04:20:29,200 空洋楼沟多达了一幕一往来 4900 04:20:38,516 --> 04:20:43,633 i won't tell my friends cause i know they're gonna worry 4901 04:20:43,633 --> 04:20:48,633 i won't play the game when your smile put your hands to me 4902 04:20:49,750 --> 04:20:58,916 come back here now for rewind 4903 04:21:00,000 --> 04:21:06,200 search step back oh no you're gone 4904 04:21:22,116 --> 04:21:23,266 一颗 4905 04:21:34,350 --> 04:21:36,000 he could 4906 04:21:36,833 --> 04:21:38,799 tomorrow 4907 04:21:53,233 --> 04:21:54,866 he could 4908 04:21:55,716 --> 04:21:57,666 tomorrow 4909 04:21:58,266 --> 04:22:04,949 i don't are calling for thee 4910 04:22:22,266 --> 04:22:23,949 he could 4911 04:22:24,800 --> 04:22:26,800 tomorrow 4912 04:22:27,550 --> 04:22:31,116 i don't are calling 4913 04:22:42,066 --> 04:22:44,866 背靠在树枝上 4914 04:22:46,316 --> 04:22:50,516 蜻蜓落在露水旁乘凉 4915 04:22:52,033 --> 04:22:56,066 表白后的妩媚树下吐 4916 04:22:56,200 --> 04:22:57,950 你听歌的情况没有会员是吧 4917 04:22:57,950 --> 04:23:00,350 网易云有那首歌你自己去听呀 4918 04:23:00,833 --> 04:23:01,949 不像话 4919 04:23:04,600 --> 04:23:07,550 再让我想一想 4920 04:23:08,800 --> 04:23:13,150 拿嘴里的情话怎么讲 4921 04:23:14,916 --> 04:23:20,549 烟火熬得细水长流年长长久久 4922 04:23:21,833 --> 04:23:24,466 约好到白头 4923 04:23:27,866 --> 04:23:32,833 你浅浅的微笑就像妩媚自娇 4924 04:23:33,516 --> 04:23:37,266 我着了你嘴角唇上的笑和 4925 04:23:37,833 --> 04:23:39,266 啊这是录播 4926 04:23:42,400 --> 04:23:45,266 不信的话主播是不会跟大家互动的 4927 04:23:45,266 --> 04:23:48,866 大家弹不了弹弹幕的主播说直播的 4928 04:23:50,000 --> 04:23:51,516 啊我今天 4929 04:23:52,350 --> 04:23:54,233 然后就去那那那了吗 4930 04:23:54,233 --> 04:23:55,599 然后就然后就那个了 4931 04:23:55,800 --> 04:23:57,400 然后他当时就说那个什么 4932 04:23:57,400 --> 04:23:58,466 然后就那样了 4933 04:23:58,516 --> 04:24:01,599 然后又又然后就最后又那样那样了 4934 04:24:01,633 --> 04:24:03,516 然后就然后我们后来又去那 4935 04:24:03,600 --> 04:24:05,833 然后就那也有那个 4936 04:24:05,866 --> 04:24:08,033 然后那那个我们把那个那个了 4937 04:24:08,116 --> 04:24:09,066 然后就那个了 4938 04:24:09,600 --> 04:24:11,950 然后就然后回来的路上就那个 4939 04:24:12,833 --> 04:24:14,716 哎结果他又那个哎 4940 04:24:14,716 --> 04:24:16,349 然后我就那个那个他 4941 04:24:16,350 --> 04:24:19,116 然后他就那个什么把那个那个了 4942 04:24:20,266 --> 04:24:21,116 然后最后那个了 4943 04:24:21,116 --> 04:24:23,799 然后就和我之后就又那个一下 4944 04:24:24,633 --> 04:24:27,466 然后那个之后然后他又那个什么 4945 04:24:27,516 --> 04:24:31,066 然后那个他的那个就说那个那个什么 4946 04:24:32,666 --> 04:24:34,233 然后那个就那个 4947 04:24:34,316 --> 04:24:37,199 然后那个然后他就那个什么什么 4948 04:24:37,233 --> 04:24:39,466 然后他就说那个那个什么那个 4949 04:24:40,066 --> 04:24:41,349 然后呢我们就那个 4950 04:24:41,433 --> 04:24:43,799 然后我就那个那个了 4951 04:24:43,866 --> 04:24:47,349 然后最后的话就是我最后就那个了 4952 04:24:47,433 --> 04:24:48,233 嗯 4953 04:24:49,550 --> 04:24:50,350 啊 4954 04:24:50,716 --> 04:24:52,749 他怎么这他怎么这样就是 4955 04:24:52,800 --> 04:24:55,466 然后我当时就说那个那个不能那个啊 4956 04:24:55,466 --> 04:24:56,999 然后就那个那个呀 4957 04:24:57,200 --> 04:24:58,466 为什么那个呀 4958 04:24:58,516 --> 04:25:00,749 然后那个他其实是那个 4959 04:25:01,716 --> 04:25:03,149 最后也是那个了 4960 04:25:03,150 --> 04:25:05,266 然后最后也不是很那个 4961 04:25:05,633 --> 04:25:06,433 哎 4962 04:25:06,516 --> 04:25:07,349 在那个 4963 04:25:08,750 --> 04:25:10,950 我就觉得这个事情太那个了 4964 04:25:16,600 --> 04:25:17,400 哈哈 4965 04:25:17,866 --> 04:25:18,666 哈 4966 04:25:22,516 --> 04:25:23,949 哈哈哈哈 4967 04:25:24,633 --> 04:25:25,999 你以为会那 4968 04:25:29,466 --> 04:25:33,549 哎但其实没有没有什么要说的了就是 4969 04:25:37,233 --> 04:25:38,066 哈哈哈 4970 04:25:38,116 --> 04:25:40,199 没那个你了哪个你呀 4971 04:25:40,350 --> 04:25:41,350 神经病呀 4972 04:25:44,400 --> 04:25:45,316 你发错了 4973 04:25:45,316 --> 04:25:47,799 是那那个那那个那个那个那 4974 04:25:47,800 --> 04:25:49,916 那不是那个那个那个 4975 04:25:50,033 --> 04:25:55,666 浮沉肝肠一些收藏合照一张 4976 04:25:57,866 --> 04:26:00,799 家人们咱们就是说太那个了 4977 04:26:01,550 --> 04:26:02,433 想要 4978 04:26:03,916 --> 04:26:05,799 在说笑说哈哈 4979 04:26:06,066 --> 04:26:08,666 都这么多个小时哪还有哪还有要 4980 04:26:08,666 --> 04:26:09,516 说的呀 4981 04:26:17,666 --> 04:26:18,999 啊不过我到时候我 4982 04:26:19,916 --> 04:26:21,599 我有点想那个哎但是 4983 04:26:21,716 --> 04:26:23,949 我就觉得不太那个有点太那个了 4984 04:26:23,950 --> 04:26:24,750 怎么办 4985 04:26:28,716 --> 04:26:30,316 我就不知道到底内不内个 4986 04:26:41,916 --> 04:26:44,149 我在想如果你们嗯 4987 04:26:44,200 --> 04:26:47,516 在想如果大家还想看的话可以那个的 4988 04:26:47,950 --> 04:26:49,116 我就觉得 4989 04:26:49,750 --> 04:26:52,600 太那个的话就有点太那个了 4990 04:26:52,750 --> 04:26:55,200 哈哈哈 4991 04:26:55,266 --> 04:26:59,266 哈哈你要凶我是吧哈哈哈哈 4992 04:26:59,950 --> 04:27:03,233 哈哈哈哈哈哈 4993 04:27:03,633 --> 04:27:05,433 他说过两天再那个 4994 04:27:05,433 --> 04:27:08,433 这两天他指定是这个不了了 4995 04:27:08,433 --> 04:27:09,233 哈哈 4996 04:27:12,000 --> 04:27:12,800 哈 4997 04:27:15,600 --> 04:27:17,033 那咱选游戏吗 4998 04:27:17,516 --> 04:27:19,916 太无聊了一起学游戏的话 4999 04:27:19,950 --> 04:27:21,716 我是在想那个什么 5000 04:27:22,233 --> 04:27:24,433 嗯我现在就问一下那个猫 5001 04:27:24,433 --> 04:27:26,549 我在想要不然开个手机电台 5002 04:27:26,633 --> 04:27:27,599 就我也觉得 5003 04:27:27,750 --> 04:27:30,066 哎呀我觉得玩太大了吧 5004 04:27:30,266 --> 04:27:32,466 没有多少人会户外直播的吧 5005 04:27:34,433 --> 04:27:35,916 是不是有点太那个了 5006 04:27:37,350 --> 04:27:38,600 还是算了吧 5007 04:27:39,916 --> 04:27:41,999 今天确实现在的话确实有点那个 5008 04:27:42,000 --> 04:27:43,433 要不然就不那个了 5009 04:27:46,233 --> 04:27:47,749 哎不能再吃吃出来 5010 04:27:48,233 --> 04:27:49,866 的我没自找 5011 04:27:50,800 --> 04:27:55,750 我尝了你嘴角唇膏薄荷味道 5012 04:27:56,433 --> 04:28:01,399 是甜甜的爱情来的这么确定 5013 04:28:03,233 --> 04:28:04,716 那只猫会叫猫会的 5014 04:28:10,433 --> 04:28:12,266 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 5015 04:28:13,400 --> 04:28:15,516 哈哈哈哈哈哈 5016 04:28:20,400 --> 04:28:22,916 哎但是我觉得路上也没啥人 5017 04:28:22,916 --> 04:28:24,466 可以那个一下 5018 04:28:25,033 --> 04:28:26,149 你觉得呢 5019 04:28:29,800 --> 04:28:32,316 现在很晚了路上没啥人的 5020 04:28:33,633 --> 04:28:35,233 我还是比较安全 5021 04:28:44,600 --> 04:28:45,466 哈哈哈 5022 04:28:49,316 --> 04:28:50,599 稍微那个一下吗 5023 04:28:50,600 --> 04:28:52,950 哎呀我也不知道要不要那个一下 5024 04:28:53,316 --> 04:28:54,749 偷偷那个吗 5025 04:28:57,116 --> 04:28:59,233 但是我现在已经熟练的会 5026 04:28:59,233 --> 04:29:01,149 使用手机静音了 5027 04:29:01,866 --> 04:29:03,433 发现别人说话啥的吗 5028 04:29:05,266 --> 04:29:06,633 但是我会静音啊 5029 04:29:07,150 --> 04:29:08,266 哎呀看你们吧 5030 04:29:08,266 --> 04:29:09,949 如果有人很想那个的话 5031 04:29:09,950 --> 04:29:11,233 那可以那个一下 5032 04:29:11,350 --> 04:29:13,633 如果没有那么多人想看那个的话 5033 04:29:13,633 --> 04:29:16,033 那还是不给大家看了 5034 04:29:16,950 --> 04:29:18,516 啊不是是电台啊 5035 04:29:25,916 --> 04:29:28,633 我只是觉得这样的话进展有点太快了 5036 04:29:28,633 --> 04:29:29,949 咱们之间的 5037 04:29:30,350 --> 04:29:32,466 户外直播都播了以后还能干嘛 5038 04:29:32,466 --> 04:29:34,399 以后都没啥可播的了 5039 04:29:35,266 --> 04:29:40,149 你浅浅的微笑就像完美滋长 5040 04:29:41,000 --> 04:29:44,000 迎风吹过你的头发 5041 04:29:44,116 --> 04:29:45,916 我好喜欢 5042 04:29:46,600 --> 04:29:50,116 厚厚的甜蜜感有些 5043 04:29:52,000 --> 04:29:52,800 this 5044 04:29:54,266 --> 04:29:55,833 哪有人三个人就 5045 04:29:55,916 --> 04:29:58,716 哪有人三个月就这干这个的呀 5046 04:29:58,716 --> 04:29:59,633 没有吧 5047 04:30:04,266 --> 04:30:06,866 没有人三个月就进展到这一步吧 5048 04:30:07,000 --> 04:30:08,150 没的人的话 5049 04:30:08,400 --> 04:30:09,516 你们说说呢 5050 04:30:11,033 --> 04:30:12,199 哈哈哈 5051 04:30:17,116 --> 04:30:18,316 我说的是 5052 04:30:20,000 --> 04:30:21,866 企业是个主播 5053 04:30:23,633 --> 04:30:25,266 餐厅都有吗 5054 04:30:25,866 --> 04:30:27,399 seriously 5055 04:30:33,833 --> 04:30:35,599 怎么觉得进展速度一年后吧 5056 04:30:35,600 --> 04:30:36,800 一年后再那个 5057 04:30:39,200 --> 04:30:40,000 哼 5058 04:30:43,633 --> 04:30:44,999 你们在说啥呀 5059 04:30:45,000 --> 04:30:46,200 虽然我们说的很那个 5060 04:30:46,200 --> 04:30:48,316 但是你们说的还不是那个呀 5061 04:30:49,666 --> 04:30:51,266 我说的是那个 5062 04:30:51,550 --> 04:30:55,516 我说的是3个月就坏只不过很太快了 5063 04:30:57,350 --> 04:30:58,400 你们觉得呢 5064 04:31:02,466 --> 04:31:04,466 迷人的就 5065 04:31:04,666 --> 04:31:06,799 像我的味道 5066 04:31:07,833 --> 04:31:08,716 妈妈妈妈 5067 04:31:17,316 --> 04:31:18,466 那个不那个吗 5068 04:31:19,316 --> 04:31:20,599 户外呀是户外呀 5069 04:31:20,600 --> 04:31:22,400 户外电台呀我说的是 5070 04:31:23,866 --> 04:31:26,316 我在想那个他们说的很那个啊 5071 04:31:39,266 --> 04:31:42,466 白天去才不安全呢白天人太多了 5072 04:31:42,550 --> 04:31:44,350 呃什么到处都有人说话的 5073 04:31:44,350 --> 04:31:47,266 晚上的话感觉还还好一点 5074 04:31:47,833 --> 04:31:50,266 去几分钟就回来离家又不远 5075 04:31:52,600 --> 04:31:53,833 那不那个吗 5076 04:31:54,116 --> 04:31:55,666 不那个我就走了 5077 04:31:55,833 --> 04:31:58,466 我就我就要那个去了我就自己那个 5078 04:31:58,600 --> 04:32:00,316 哈哈哈 5079 04:32:02,466 --> 04:32:07,549 你浅浅的微笑就像我没自找 5080 04:32:08,116 --> 04:32:13,199 我沉沦你嘴角唇膏薄荷味道 5081 04:32:13,750 --> 04:32:19,033 是甜甜的爱情来的这么确定 5082 04:32:22,150 --> 04:32:23,550 姐妹们带刀真的有用 5083 04:32:23,550 --> 04:32:26,033 虽然大家会那个什么嘲讽这个 5084 04:32:26,033 --> 04:32:27,949 用这个当那个嘲讽 5085 04:32:28,116 --> 04:32:29,999 但是怎么说呢 5086 04:32:30,000 --> 04:32:32,866 说实话很晚我一个人出门的话真会带 5087 04:32:32,866 --> 04:32:34,266 带个小剪刀 5088 04:32:37,233 --> 04:32:39,516 要不然就是赤手空拳的 5089 04:32:40,200 --> 04:32:41,550 力气又不是很大 5090 04:32:47,550 --> 04:32:50,716 谁哪有人带棒球棍出门啊 5091 04:32:51,600 --> 04:32:56,116 神经了有点太太太显眼了了 5092 04:33:05,433 --> 04:33:06,833 啊去啊就这样 5093 04:33:06,916 --> 04:33:08,666 我得先换一下裤子 5094 04:33:08,666 --> 04:33:10,433 我想想换不换裤子呢 5095 04:33:10,550 --> 04:33:12,400 哎可以不换说实话 5096 04:33:12,866 --> 04:33:14,833 不玩了穿睡裤也还好吧 5097 04:33:16,316 --> 04:33:17,833 还是换吧还是换吧 5098 04:33:18,233 --> 04:33:20,866 我再换双鞋子跑的快点走的快点 5099 04:33:27,400 --> 04:33:29,750 那你们继续听这首歌我我的什么 5100 04:33:33,400 --> 04:33:35,666 那我去换衣服了完了先听歌吧 5101 04:33:38,916 --> 04:33:40,599 薄荷味道 5102 04:33:41,266 --> 04:33:46,599 是甜甜的爱情来的这么确定 5103 04:33:47,000 --> 04:33:51,866 因为你每个害羞的反应 5104 04:33:52,600 --> 04:33:57,516 你浅浅的微笑就像妩媚自强 5105 04:33:58,266 --> 04:34:01,149 迎风吹过你的头发 5106 04:34:01,316 --> 04:34:03,433 我好喜欢 5107 04:34:03,866 --> 04:34:06,233 厚厚的甜蜜感 5108 04:34:06,716 --> 04:34:08,916 用幸福全肝肠 5109 04:34:08,916 --> 04:34:13,266 一些收藏合照一张 5110 04:34:15,750 --> 04:34:17,433 和夕阳 5111 04:34:20,916 --> 04:34:23,399 厚厚的甜蜜感 5112 04:34:23,666 --> 04:34:25,866 用幸福成肝肠 5113 04:34:25,866 --> 04:34:30,316 一些收藏合照一张 5114 04:34:34,150 --> 04:34:34,950 哈 5115 04:34:36,116 --> 04:34:36,999 夕阳 5116 04:35:33,950 --> 04:35:37,116 背靠在树枝上 5117 04:35:38,066 --> 04:35:42,716 蜻蜓落在露水旁乘凉 5118 04:35:43,800 --> 04:35:45,916 表白后的妩媚 5119 04:35:45,916 --> 04:35:49,866 树下突然发了芽 5120 04:35:54,750 --> 04:35:56,633 姐姐上一一二朵小花花 5121 04:35:59,950 --> 04:36:00,750 走 5122 04:36:01,433 --> 04:36:02,349 下播了啊 5123 04:36:02,833 --> 04:36:04,999 情话怎么讲 5124 04:36:06,516 --> 04:36:12,399 慢火熬得细水长流绵长长久久 5125 04:36:16,933 --> 04:36:18,883 好安静啊我靠 5126 04:36:24,883 --> 04:36:26,683 先救个垃圾 5127 04:36:36,250 --> 04:36:38,483 哈喽我想想他在哪来着 5128 04:36:39,216 --> 04:36:40,016 哎 5129 04:36:49,650 --> 04:36:50,650 在哪来着 5130 04:36:53,933 --> 04:36:55,016 好黑呀 5131 04:36:58,933 --> 04:37:00,533 啊好吓人 5132 04:37:01,683 --> 04:37:03,533 我想想怎么过去比较 5133 04:37:05,483 --> 04:37:06,966 那边过去了 5134 04:37:23,733 --> 04:37:26,733 she谁这个天气还穿小皮鞋啊 5135 04:37:28,650 --> 04:37:30,533 四处张望一下 5136 04:37:31,683 --> 04:37:32,883 很大的风吗 5137 04:37:33,283 --> 04:37:35,449 我自己没觉得有很大的风吗 5138 04:37:44,483 --> 04:37:46,616 现在呢现在风还大吗 5139 04:37:50,016 --> 04:37:51,849 还好不是很冷 5140 04:37:53,650 --> 04:37:54,883 这好黑呀 5141 04:38:00,166 --> 04:38:01,333 哈哈哈 5142 04:38:01,766 --> 04:38:04,933 我一直在东张西望好吗你不用叫我看 5143 04:38:05,966 --> 04:38:08,083 马上就到了 5144 04:38:14,883 --> 04:38:16,016 开了手电的 5145 04:38:17,333 --> 04:38:19,249 开了手电还是挺黑的 5146 04:38:20,133 --> 04:38:23,449 哎我桌上本来还有个手电筒来着 5147 04:38:30,966 --> 04:38:31,883 找一下啊 5148 04:38:34,766 --> 04:38:36,166 他是不是在睡觉 5149 04:38:38,683 --> 04:38:40,766 要是没找着我就回去了啊 5150 04:38:44,366 --> 04:38:45,166 喵 5151 04:38:50,966 --> 04:38:52,049 他不在呀 5152 04:39:02,366 --> 04:39:03,166 Hi 5153 04:39:09,883 --> 04:39:11,333 看看这棵树呢 5154 04:39:19,133 --> 04:39:19,933 喵 5155 04:39:21,733 --> 04:39:22,533 喵 5156 04:39:24,083 --> 04:39:24,883 remote 5157 04:39:28,733 --> 04:39:30,883 不在我是个大宝贝 5158 04:39:32,166 --> 04:39:33,249 为什么呢 5159 04:39:34,766 --> 04:39:35,883 在哪呢 5160 04:39:41,966 --> 04:39:42,766 here 5161 04:39:43,333 --> 04:39:44,883 啊他妈的啊对不起 5162 04:39:45,533 --> 04:39:46,933 路过了一个人 5163 04:39:47,483 --> 04:39:48,816 看了我一眼 5164 04:39:50,333 --> 04:39:51,449 有点丢人 5165 04:39:53,966 --> 04:39:55,249 谢谢小老的击掌 5166 04:39:55,850 --> 04:40:01,450 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 5167 04:40:02,366 --> 04:40:06,766 不是他看到我他看我在喵他在看我 5168 04:40:09,133 --> 04:40:10,449 哈哈哈 5169 04:40:12,133 --> 04:40:14,683 哈我也没对着他说我是在 5170 04:40:15,250 --> 04:40:17,733 感叹自己的愚蠢 5171 04:40:18,050 --> 04:40:20,966 我再倒一点好了哈哈哈 5172 04:40:21,250 --> 04:40:24,133 哎呀我昨天倒的猫粮他都还没吃完呢 5173 04:40:25,366 --> 04:40:26,883 哪去了呢 5174 04:40:33,450 --> 04:40:35,083 走了走了我回家了 5175 04:40:44,216 --> 04:40:45,016 嘿嘿 5176 04:40:50,933 --> 04:40:52,616 是明天晚上来好了 5177 04:40:53,333 --> 04:40:55,483 难道不是在这个树上吗 5178 04:40:59,416 --> 04:41:02,016 喵喵看你是不是想骗我的喵啊 5179 04:41:03,816 --> 04:41:04,849 真不在 5180 04:41:14,566 --> 04:41:17,683 回家了现在怎么回去 5181 04:41:20,283 --> 04:41:21,083 做好了 5182 04:41:34,083 --> 04:41:34,883 啊 5183 04:41:38,416 --> 04:41:39,566 回家回家 5184 04:41:41,933 --> 04:41:43,083 真没有了 5185 04:41:53,733 --> 04:41:54,533 哎呦 5186 04:41:55,366 --> 04:41:56,166 好 5187 04:41:59,683 --> 04:42:00,883 有人路过 5188 04:42:09,966 --> 04:42:12,283 这是最丢人的事情就是 5189 04:42:13,566 --> 04:42:16,449 在找猫的时候喵喵叫然后被路人听见 5190 04:42:19,683 --> 04:42:20,883 不是很冷吧 5191 04:42:21,616 --> 04:42:23,683 我现在穿的还不是很多 5192 04:42:24,366 --> 04:42:25,649 没没啥问题 5193 04:42:32,816 --> 04:42:34,449 回家了回家了 5194 04:42:38,366 --> 04:42:40,733 只想在他们身上装装一个 5195 04:42:41,483 --> 04:42:43,649 定位器看下他们到底在哪 5196 04:42:43,883 --> 04:42:46,616 小区也不是很大呀怎么能每次都 5197 04:42:47,483 --> 04:42:49,083 根本找不着呢 5198 04:43:01,883 --> 04:43:05,166 什么呀什么任务完成可以回家了 5199 04:43:06,250 --> 04:43:08,133 我得去我们那看看 5200 04:43:16,850 --> 04:43:19,283 这太安静了我裤子和裤子 5201 04:43:20,050 --> 04:43:22,283 膝盖和膝盖摩擦的声音都这么 5202 04:43:22,483 --> 04:43:24,766 明显我自己听着很明显 5203 04:43:28,416 --> 04:43:30,566 你们听得到吗thank you 5204 04:43:43,733 --> 04:43:44,533 眉毛 5205 04:43:46,083 --> 04:43:47,616 妈妈我靠 5206 04:43:52,283 --> 04:43:53,566 都睡觉了 5207 04:44:08,366 --> 04:44:09,566 我来一下我的 5208 04:44:10,050 --> 04:44:12,283 喂猫地点到一个猫粮 5209 04:44:27,050 --> 04:44:27,850 这是 5210 04:44:28,050 --> 04:44:31,366 我以前喂那两只橘猫的地方我现在 5211 04:44:31,416 --> 04:44:33,216 还在那放猫粮然后每 5212 04:44:33,216 --> 04:44:35,449 次都会被吃光但是我从来都见不着 5213 04:44:35,450 --> 04:44:36,283 他们人 5214 04:44:51,016 --> 04:44:53,016 闭下麦回家了 5215 04:46:45,133 --> 04:46:45,966 hello hello 5216 04:46:50,216 --> 04:46:51,816 那就差不多了 5217 04:46:52,333 --> 04:46:53,883 那我下播了啊 5218 04:47:02,566 --> 04:47:04,083 到家了到家了 5219 04:47:05,016 --> 04:47:06,649 嗨我跟你们说 5220 04:47:07,366 --> 04:47:10,733 我今天的直播的期望是8点 5221 04:47:10,816 --> 04:47:12,166 中播到十点半 5222 04:47:12,333 --> 04:47:14,566 然后10点半洗个头洗个澡 5223 04:47:15,333 --> 04:47:16,566 然后差不多到 5224 04:47:17,333 --> 04:47:18,483 11点半然后 5225 04:47:18,766 --> 04:47:22,083 我要下去弄弄猫然后再回家弄点东西 5226 04:47:23,216 --> 04:47:26,333 就不光光直播就12:53 5227 04:47:32,566 --> 04:47:36,683 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 5228 04:47:47,016 --> 04:47:48,083 我好寂寞 5229 04:47:53,166 --> 04:47:54,083 哼哼 5230 04:47:55,683 --> 04:47:58,333 我想想我要赶上来这嗯 5231 04:48:01,250 --> 04:48:02,333 我要回个消息 5232 04:48:20,250 --> 04:48:21,050 hmm 5233 04:48:22,166 --> 04:48:23,883 也不差这点时间晚点下播 5234 04:48:26,616 --> 04:48:30,216 不能这么挽回OK不能这么挽回 5235 04:48:31,016 --> 04:48:33,733 小主啊这是你我不说 5236 04:48:33,850 --> 04:48:37,533 别想对主播的键盘发表任何不好的 5237 04:48:37,883 --> 04:48:38,649 言论 5238 04:48:38,650 --> 04:48:40,966 我再听一下我那首歌看一下有什么问 5239 04:48:40,966 --> 04:48:41,766 题 5240 04:48:46,016 --> 04:48:46,816 大家好 5241 04:49:26,683 --> 04:49:27,483 OK 5242 04:49:29,566 --> 04:49:30,449 我现在在 5243 04:49:30,533 --> 04:49:32,766 最近工作的时候也想想我想想 5244 04:49:33,650 --> 04:49:34,450 嗯 5245 04:49:59,966 --> 04:50:02,533 哈哈哈不要硬夸好吗 5246 04:50:15,450 --> 04:50:18,416 hmm嗯OK 5247 04:50:21,166 --> 04:50:23,416 好了讲完了没事就那啥 5248 04:50:23,483 --> 04:50:25,566 你这这年头主播打字那个 5249 04:50:25,933 --> 04:50:27,366 哎你不太喜欢那你就 5250 04:50:27,766 --> 04:50:30,849 根据主播的那个走路音特定出 5251 04:50:30,966 --> 04:50:33,649 主播的那个什么吗啊主播的 5252 04:50:34,133 --> 04:50:35,366 什么呢我想想 5253 04:50:35,883 --> 04:50:39,416 特别说主播呃走路的姿势和 5254 04:50:39,650 --> 04:50:42,083 和什么呢我想想鞋子 5255 04:50:42,333 --> 04:50:44,883 然后通过主播回家的 5256 04:50:45,016 --> 04:50:47,049 速度特定出主播的 5257 04:50:47,366 --> 04:50:49,966 呃家里面住的楼层吗 5258 04:50:51,616 --> 04:50:54,416 不行了他是我鞋码的 5259 04:50:55,966 --> 04:50:59,883 是你在街上根据鞋码找人是吧 5260 04:51:03,333 --> 04:51:05,216 退出地形了加油加油 5261 04:51:06,050 --> 04:51:07,566 多少楼呢呃 5262 04:51:07,883 --> 04:51:11,166 根据我我走路的声音能特定能能能 5263 04:51:11,166 --> 04:51:12,966 想象出我走路的姿势吗 5264 04:51:17,533 --> 04:51:18,366 哈哈开门 5265 04:51:20,566 --> 04:51:22,216 哎呀不知道你们知不知道那种 5266 04:51:22,766 --> 04:51:23,849 那啥呢 5267 04:51:24,683 --> 04:51:26,649 啊你们知不知道那种就是 5268 04:51:27,766 --> 04:51:30,966 呃哎我想说那个什么嗯 5269 04:51:33,616 --> 04:51:34,816 那个叫什么呢 5270 04:51:34,816 --> 04:51:37,566 就是伪装自己的长相叫什么易容 5271 04:51:37,616 --> 04:51:38,416 就是 5272 04:51:38,883 --> 04:51:40,883 就是那种罪犯逃脱的时候他甚至 5273 04:51:40,883 --> 04:51:42,733 甚至会在那个鞋子里面 5274 04:51:42,883 --> 04:51:44,733 塞一些奇怪的东西然后 5275 04:51:44,733 --> 04:51:46,533 改变自己走路的姿势 5276 04:51:46,533 --> 04:51:49,133 因为走路的姿势是很容易那个什么的 5277 04:51:50,050 --> 04:51:52,250 我的姿势是很容易被那个什么 5278 04:51:52,816 --> 04:51:55,216 每个人走路姿势都不太一样的 5279 04:51:56,650 --> 04:51:57,450 哼 5280 04:52:04,166 --> 04:52:06,966 哼哼哼哼 5281 04:52:07,766 --> 04:52:09,216 啊我是通过美好世界 5282 04:52:09,216 --> 04:52:10,766 知道的吗真的假的 5283 04:52:10,766 --> 04:52:13,816 我怎么记得我是看抖音上知道的呀 5284 04:52:14,816 --> 04:52:15,816 真的吗 5285 04:52:16,416 --> 04:52:18,849 怎么老年痴呆了感觉好像有点 5286 04:52:25,733 --> 04:52:27,616 谢谢童教琴单车人的面娘 5287 04:52:27,616 --> 04:52:29,483 妹妹确实谢谢嗷的面娘 5288 04:52:29,683 --> 04:52:32,216 感谢大家的真的吗 5289 04:52:32,883 --> 04:52:37,966 哎呀这这下老年痴呆了真的假的 5290 04:52:39,816 --> 04:52:42,083 我真的以为我是我是在哪里科普 5291 04:52:42,083 --> 04:52:43,016 看到的 5292 04:52:44,133 --> 04:52:45,683 这下老年痴呆好了别别 5293 04:52:45,683 --> 04:52:48,133 聊这个话题了有点尴尬好吧别说了 5294 04:52:48,250 --> 04:52:49,566 把这个事情忘掉 5295 04:52:50,683 --> 04:52:51,566 下一个话题 5296 04:52:55,333 --> 04:52:56,816 哈哈哈 5297 04:52:58,083 --> 04:53:01,216 等下我现在要给我现在想那个什么呢 5298 04:53:01,333 --> 04:53:02,133 嗯 5299 04:53:02,366 --> 04:53:05,849 我现在想换一下睡裤然后把手机的 5300 04:53:06,050 --> 04:53:07,683 那个什么呃 5301 04:53:08,566 --> 04:53:10,883 把手机切换成Wifi模式 5302 04:53:10,933 --> 04:53:12,766 然后再把手电筒关掉 5303 04:53:13,133 --> 04:53:15,816 这每一个操作都会让直直播间那啥 5304 04:53:15,966 --> 04:53:17,016 安静一会 5305 04:53:19,450 --> 04:53:20,283 我我 5306 04:53:20,333 --> 04:53:22,816 电台的时候手机往下滑去关手机电筒 5307 04:53:22,816 --> 04:53:24,083 他都会那个啥 5308 04:53:24,333 --> 04:53:25,649 他都会那个啥呢 5309 04:53:25,933 --> 04:53:28,216 他都会断连他是直接断连 5310 04:53:32,483 --> 04:53:33,366 OK bye bye 5311 04:53:59,416 --> 04:54:00,216 OK 5312 04:54:01,766 --> 04:54:03,883 哎呀我哎呀我想想 5313 04:54:05,250 --> 04:54:06,933 哎我还有工作没完成 5314 04:54:07,483 --> 04:54:08,849 思考这件事情 5315 04:54:10,733 --> 04:54:13,133 啊我明天早上还要跟我妈一起去 5316 04:54:13,250 --> 04:54:15,083 注销移动来着 5317 04:54:16,966 --> 04:54:17,966 好烦啊 5318 04:54:21,533 --> 04:54:23,366 怎么办啊这么快就好了 5319 04:54:24,416 --> 04:54:26,333 那就是很快的呀 5320 04:54:27,933 --> 04:54:32,883 哎呦哎呀这可怎么办呢我想问一下 5321 04:54:36,883 --> 04:54:39,333 洗澡了吗这个点还洗澡我妈都把我杀 5322 04:54:39,333 --> 04:54:40,133 了呀 5323 04:54:49,366 --> 04:54:51,133 旁边早上做梦 5324 04:54:56,216 --> 04:54:57,849 are you sure 5325 04:55:13,016 --> 04:55:16,216 SO吹头那弄完都几点了起码洗 5326 04:55:16,216 --> 04:55:17,083 头洗澡然后 5327 04:55:17,083 --> 04:55:19,733 吹头要一个小时的你们男生要多久啊 5328 04:55:19,933 --> 04:55:21,683 要一个小时的好吗 5329 04:55:22,166 --> 04:55:23,533 哎呦我想想 5330 04:55:26,850 --> 04:55:28,650 嗯哼嗯哼嗯哼 5331 04:55:29,650 --> 04:55:34,416 对呀那你说屁呀我跟你能比吗啊 5332 04:55:41,133 --> 04:55:42,533 没想额头发的消息 5333 04:55:42,533 --> 04:55:45,283 折腾了5分钟真羡慕你们我想想 5334 04:56:06,133 --> 04:56:07,533 要不然就下播了 5335 04:56:07,883 --> 04:56:10,416 知道吗要那么久吗要啊长头发的话 5336 04:56:10,883 --> 04:56:13,216 所以说最讨厌吹头发了 5337 04:56:15,650 --> 04:56:16,766 想想啊 5338 04:56:19,250 --> 04:56:21,416 看看看看 5339 04:56:28,216 --> 04:56:28,366 你也 5340 04:56:28,366 --> 04:56:30,849 可以剪短头发那我喜欢长头发怎么办 5341 04:56:31,216 --> 04:56:34,216 我恨不得自己头发再长一点再再再 5342 04:56:34,366 --> 04:56:35,766 再再再长 5343 04:56:37,016 --> 04:56:39,166 啊这保存到哪来这 5344 04:56:54,850 --> 04:56:56,616 大神真的吹的快吗 5345 04:56:58,016 --> 04:56:59,933 小哥哥很生死的粉丝团灯牌 5346 04:57:03,733 --> 04:57:04,483 这Bbox 5347 04:57:04,483 --> 04:57:07,049 吗是这样的我再听一下修改后的 5348 04:57:09,566 --> 04:57:11,933 来不来得及我估计是来不及明天发了 5349 04:57:11,933 --> 04:57:13,016 那不就算了 5350 04:57:35,766 --> 04:57:38,166 嗯不错不错的 5351 04:57:38,816 --> 04:57:40,249 你们能听到吗 5352 04:57:40,416 --> 04:57:42,883 太贵了太贵了但是多少钱来着 5353 04:57:43,733 --> 04:57:45,133 消费不起消费不起 5354 04:57:45,133 --> 04:57:45,933 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 5355 04:57:50,533 --> 04:57:53,533 哈哈哈来不及再播会吗 5356 04:57:54,333 --> 04:57:57,249 嗯妈妈 5357 04:58:03,966 --> 04:58:05,849 能听到吗好吧 5358 04:58:18,766 --> 04:58:19,566 喂喂喂 5359 04:58:21,883 --> 04:58:23,883 喂喂喂喂喂 5360 04:58:28,416 --> 04:58:30,016 啊能听到是吧 5361 04:58:32,366 --> 04:58:33,083 啊这个 5362 04:58:33,083 --> 04:58:36,216 空调已经吹的我头头有点发晕了但是 5363 04:58:36,483 --> 04:58:37,616 热吧空调 5364 04:58:38,533 --> 04:58:40,449 小一点的话噪声就会很小 5365 04:58:40,816 --> 04:58:43,766 噪音很小我就不太好意思说话了 5366 04:58:44,566 --> 04:58:45,883 太安静了 5367 04:58:51,366 --> 04:58:52,166 哼 5368 04:58:53,416 --> 04:58:56,083 哎好好好我能听到我能听到别到位了 5369 04:58:59,333 --> 04:59:03,449 to哒哒哒哒哒 5370 04:59:06,283 --> 04:59:08,216 也没有那么难受就是了 5371 04:59:09,483 --> 04:59:11,733 不是很可以安静聊天的关系 5372 04:59:21,533 --> 04:59:21,816 哎呦 5373 04:59:21,816 --> 04:59:24,683 今天播了多少个小时有人播这么久吗 5374 04:59:28,283 --> 04:59:30,083 哈哈哈哈 5375 04:59:35,016 --> 04:59:36,083 it's吃喝拉撒 5376 04:59:36,083 --> 04:59:38,883 感觉都跟大家在一起了一样的感觉 5377 04:59:49,216 --> 04:59:52,849 那酒问题是一天到晚都在赖酒啊 5378 04:59:58,650 --> 04:59:59,450 HAHA 5379 05:00:08,016 --> 05:00:08,816 i'm sorry i didn't catch your name earlier i'm Bob nice to meet you 5380 05:00:08,883 --> 05:00:10,616 哈哈哈哈哈 5381 05:00:14,533 --> 05:00:15,733 shut up shut up 5382 05:00:25,216 --> 05:00:28,216 哎呀差不多了差不多了1.06了 5383 05:00:28,250 --> 05:00:32,683 顶多再播到一个什么嗯 1:11 5384 05:00:33,966 --> 05:00:36,083 以前哪有轻轻松松3点啊你说 5385 05:00:36,083 --> 05:00:39,683 我播过几次到3点啊顶多两次顶多3次 5386 05:00:39,966 --> 05:00:41,933 哪有轻轻松松到3点啊 5387 05:00:41,933 --> 05:00:42,733 sorry i didn't catch your name earlier 5388 05:00:47,216 --> 05:00:49,016 不太正常我感觉我 5389 05:00:54,133 --> 05:00:56,616 主播的心灵不太正常我感觉 5390 05:00:56,683 --> 05:00:58,649 我的心灵有点问题 5391 05:01:05,283 --> 05:01:08,216 别人下播也像我这么磨磨唧唧的吗 5392 05:01:12,083 --> 05:01:13,166 大家 5393 05:01:18,933 --> 05:01:20,133 Bill是不是啊 5394 05:01:20,133 --> 05:01:23,166 再见了直播就到此结束了再见大家 5395 05:01:28,283 --> 05:01:31,883 谢谢游客的告白花束谢谢你哦谢谢你 5396 05:01:32,850 --> 05:01:33,650 妮妮 5397 05:01:38,016 --> 05:01:39,049 好了好了你们 5398 05:01:39,733 --> 05:01:42,933 好了好了你们可以不用装了说点实话 5399 05:01:44,450 --> 05:01:45,850 那么无情吗 5400 05:01:47,083 --> 05:01:48,849 啊都没看过是吧 5401 05:01:49,416 --> 05:01:51,049 都没看过是吧 5402 05:01:55,533 --> 05:01:56,566 别了别别 5403 05:01:59,166 --> 05:02:00,166 Bill别别 5404 05:02:00,166 --> 05:02:01,249 有的时候你们可以 5405 05:02:01,250 --> 05:02:03,483 说一下我我想了解一下 5406 05:02:08,566 --> 05:02:11,883 哎呀倒也不用那个啥倒也不用那个啥 5407 05:02:12,966 --> 05:02:14,283 不要每时每刻都 5408 05:02:14,283 --> 05:02:16,366 骗人好吧有的时候主播是想 5409 05:02:16,483 --> 05:02:18,649 知道一个真实的答案的 5410 05:02:30,133 --> 05:02:32,016 都没看过啊很久没看过 5411 05:02:32,016 --> 05:02:33,849 别人了都没看过是吗 5412 05:02:34,566 --> 05:02:35,333 找找找 5413 05:02:35,333 --> 05:02:37,966 个人帮我查一下大家说的是不是真话 5414 05:02:38,050 --> 05:02:40,366 啊帮我查一下这个人昨天进入了 5415 05:02:40,416 --> 05:02:41,416 昨天睡急 5416 05:02:41,416 --> 05:02:44,449 没播的时候进入了哪些人的直播间 5417 05:02:44,850 --> 05:02:48,216 给谁发弹幕啊查询一下 5418 05:02:49,533 --> 05:02:52,616 一个一个挨个查吧截图了截图了 5419 05:02:53,766 --> 05:02:57,083 说不看别人的通通通通检查一下 5420 05:03:03,933 --> 05:03:05,816 你爱啥快快快快快刚才 5421 05:03:05,850 --> 05:03:07,650 我刚才笑的是哪些人 5422 05:03:09,450 --> 05:03:11,133 我刚才是哪些人呢嗯 5423 05:03:11,133 --> 05:03:13,566 嗯啊这个人这个人OK 5424 05:03:14,650 --> 05:03:15,816 截下图啊 5425 05:03:19,366 --> 05:03:20,333 uh huh嗯 5426 05:03:21,050 --> 05:03:22,333 嗯哼哼哼 5427 05:03:28,016 --> 05:03:28,816 啊 5428 05:03:30,133 --> 05:03:30,816 UH常常在 5429 05:03:30,816 --> 05:03:32,649 别的妹妹直播间也是这么说的吗OK OK 5430 05:03:32,650 --> 05:03:34,166 OK OK OK 5431 05:03:38,483 --> 05:03:40,283 哈哈哈哈 5432 05:03:41,016 --> 05:03:42,249 你查的是个屁 5433 05:03:42,250 --> 05:03:45,250 啊你查的有那么快吗那个什么证据呢 5434 05:03:45,250 --> 05:03:46,083 证据呢我请 5435 05:03:46,083 --> 05:03:49,083 问一下证据呢讲话不不讲证据是吧 5436 05:03:50,616 --> 05:03:52,166 你说什么就是什么 5437 05:03:53,533 --> 05:03:56,166 c l f s g d n e 5438 05:03:58,083 --> 05:04:00,049 woof的粉丝团的榜一 5439 05:04:04,083 --> 05:04:05,216 给我认真查 5440 05:04:06,450 --> 05:04:07,850 认真办案 5441 05:04:08,533 --> 05:04:11,649 你查的证据呢我截图呢啊 5442 05:04:11,966 --> 05:04:13,649 证据搜完了我现在打开 5443 05:04:15,083 --> 05:04:16,249 看一下私信 5444 05:04:17,816 --> 05:04:20,816 啊没有啊空的私信空的怎么回事呢 5445 05:04:25,883 --> 05:04:26,933 怎么回事呢 5446 05:04:27,416 --> 05:04:28,933 全是假话 5447 05:04:34,883 --> 05:04:37,083 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 5448 05:04:40,216 --> 05:04:42,416 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 5449 05:04:44,766 --> 05:04:45,616 啊我想想 5450 05:04:50,966 --> 05:04:52,016 啊放心 5451 05:05:08,216 --> 05:05:09,016 嗯 5452 05:05:21,416 --> 05:05:22,216 out 5453 05:05:29,850 --> 05:05:31,083 抱歉再见 5454 05:05:44,450 --> 05:05:45,250 啊 5455 05:05:45,483 --> 05:05:46,333 看看 5456 05:05:52,816 --> 05:05:54,166 好几天的打字是 5457 05:05:54,450 --> 05:05:56,366 真的假的他们都说直播的 5458 05:05:56,566 --> 05:05:58,849 呃什么轴很烂来着 5459 05:06:00,766 --> 05:06:03,366 他们都说我的键盘破了这 5460 05:06:05,016 --> 05:06:06,216 真的假的 5461 05:06:12,566 --> 05:06:13,849 你要是有主播一般打字 5462 05:06:13,850 --> 05:06:16,050 说的不会骂不过别人那你也要有 5463 05:06:16,366 --> 05:06:17,849 脏话的储备啊 5464 05:06:17,883 --> 05:06:18,933 要有骂人的储备 5465 05:06:18,933 --> 05:06:21,049 那不能只能说脏话你要有储备 5466 05:06:21,050 --> 05:06:21,966 你懂吗 5467 05:06:22,566 --> 05:06:25,566 你要有一些知识储备吧可以这么说 5468 05:06:27,016 --> 05:06:29,966 如果你没有知识储备的话说实话 5469 05:06:31,966 --> 05:06:36,133 你就只会一些那种什么形容词的话 5470 05:06:37,283 --> 05:06:39,766 是是发挥的不太好的 5471 05:06:40,533 --> 05:06:41,849 注定失败 5472 05:06:44,333 --> 05:06:46,016 嘟嘟嘟 5473 05:06:46,566 --> 05:06:52,849 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 5474 05:06:55,766 --> 05:06:58,416 自己也不会啊我好久没跟人吵架了 5475 05:06:59,216 --> 05:07:00,766 我们互相吵吧 5476 05:07:16,366 --> 05:07:18,849 小笨猪我看看 5477 05:07:21,650 --> 05:07:22,766 你这个嗯 5478 05:07:24,166 --> 05:07:26,566 嗯我想想你这个臭花菜 5479 05:07:35,566 --> 05:07:36,733 想想我还有 5480 05:07:42,566 --> 05:07:47,133 你这个哼你这个什么你这个清汤锅 5481 05:07:58,850 --> 05:08:05,333 小孙真的不会呀啊除了睡已经1点了 5482 05:08:12,483 --> 05:08:15,249 我这个饼干你这个臭饼干 5483 05:08:17,050 --> 05:08:18,450 你这个麦当劳 5484 05:08:19,566 --> 05:08:21,216 你这个百事可乐 5485 05:08:25,566 --> 05:08:27,449 你这个我想想呢 5486 05:08:28,016 --> 05:08:29,249 这个灰指甲 5487 05:08:31,566 --> 05:08:32,849 你这个 5488 05:08:34,683 --> 05:08:35,883 我们再想想 5489 05:08:38,650 --> 05:08:40,083 我再想想哇 5490 05:08:41,250 --> 05:08:42,883 你这个手动牙刷 5491 05:08:47,450 --> 05:08:49,566 你这一个 5492 05:08:50,133 --> 05:08:52,566 哈哈哈哈哈 5493 05:09:01,050 --> 05:09:01,966 想不出了 5494 05:09:17,083 --> 05:09:20,049 你这个没拔智齿的你这个拔光智齿的 5495 05:09:33,933 --> 05:09:34,966 但是我应该 5496 05:09:50,850 --> 05:09:52,566 你妈了个逼的 5497 05:09:57,450 --> 05:09:58,933 不太理想 5498 05:10:05,050 --> 05:10:05,850 哼 5499 05:10:06,683 --> 05:10:07,083 你们在 5500 05:10:07,083 --> 05:10:09,283 说你也没把我还以为在我们在说什么 5501 05:10:09,283 --> 05:10:11,616 腿毛之类的问题呢 5502 05:10:14,650 --> 05:10:16,816 我现在用电脑还能看到你们的弹幕 5503 05:10:18,216 --> 05:10:20,249 我这我想在我看看 5504 05:10:22,650 --> 05:10:25,483 但是我现在又没有那个啥我这个o b s 5505 05:10:25,483 --> 05:10:26,449 又没有推流就看 5506 05:10:26,450 --> 05:10:27,933 上去很像我不在直播 5507 05:10:28,016 --> 05:10:30,616 然后你们在孤独的发着弹幕 5508 05:10:31,250 --> 05:10:32,483 有点可怜 5509 05:10:37,416 --> 05:10:40,049 我这么像腿毛啊你看 5510 05:10:41,733 --> 05:10:43,366 还好吧我的我的 5511 05:10:44,483 --> 05:10:46,966 我的毛发是不怎么明显的那种 5512 05:10:58,766 --> 05:11:01,616 可怜个啥一天为什么 5513 05:11:01,616 --> 05:11:04,216 跟大家待在一起这么多个小时还可怜 5514 05:11:09,966 --> 05:11:10,766 这 5515 05:11:10,850 --> 05:11:14,966 还好吧可以凑的特别健康确实没什么 5516 05:11:25,483 --> 05:11:28,683 我觉得半米以内都是看不见的吧眉笔 5517 05:11:29,216 --> 05:11:30,816 除非视力特别好 5518 05:11:39,050 --> 05:11:39,850 Boom 5519 05:11:42,766 --> 05:11:44,683 怎么2小时怎么怎么的 5520 05:11:45,166 --> 05:11:47,966 嗯但是怎么说呢这个事情 5521 05:11:48,366 --> 05:11:50,416 但也没有那么多主播一次播 5522 05:11:50,416 --> 05:11:53,049 3个小时以上吧我觉得一次性就是 5523 05:11:53,050 --> 05:11:55,333 基本上每天播3个小时的主播都很少 5524 05:11:55,333 --> 05:11:55,566 对吧 5525 05:11:55,566 --> 05:11:58,133 对吧对不对对不对对不对对不对不对 5526 05:12:03,683 --> 05:12:04,816 是我每次 5527 05:12:04,966 --> 05:12:08,083 下播想去看一下别人就是谁还正在 5528 05:12:08,083 --> 05:12:10,133 直播然后想点进去看一下 5529 05:12:10,850 --> 05:12:13,883 主播在直播间欢迎乌梅子酱 5530 05:12:14,650 --> 05:12:17,850 就每次下播想去看看别人的直播 5531 05:12:17,883 --> 05:12:19,649 学习一下那种 5532 05:12:19,816 --> 05:12:22,283 看他们在干嘛之类的别人都下播呀 5533 05:12:30,616 --> 05:12:33,166 但是他他是在播游戏 5534 05:12:33,166 --> 05:12:35,416 吗就还好我想看那个啥呢 5535 05:12:35,766 --> 05:12:37,016 我是想看 5536 05:12:37,016 --> 05:12:40,083 那种聊天的他们晚上一般是在干嘛 5537 05:12:41,933 --> 05:12:44,483 有没有聊什么深入一点的话题 5538 05:12:44,616 --> 05:12:46,533 什么那种一点的话题 5539 05:12:48,333 --> 05:12:50,366 我那我也manao子乌梅子酱 5540 05:12:58,566 --> 05:13:00,533 嘟嘟嘟 5541 05:13:04,133 --> 05:13:05,816 嘟嘟嘟嘟 5542 05:13:06,616 --> 05:13:07,416 嘟 5543 05:13:09,283 --> 05:13:11,416 那前面一个月播多少个小时吗 5544 05:13:11,450 --> 05:13:13,016 这是多少个小时啊 5545 05:13:15,883 --> 05:13:17,533 哎呀主要是我这是我 5546 05:13:17,533 --> 05:13:18,933 主主要是我觉得什么呢 5547 05:13:19,050 --> 05:13:20,966 主要是我觉得播太久的话就跟大家太 5548 05:13:20,966 --> 05:13:22,449 熟悉了你知道吗 5549 05:13:22,766 --> 05:13:25,883 没啥新鲜感了我这一我到时候我的 5550 05:13:26,016 --> 05:13:28,849 一切大家都已经了解都已经知道了 5551 05:13:28,850 --> 05:13:29,650 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 5552 05:13:32,366 --> 05:13:33,683 等不等啊 5553 05:13:38,616 --> 05:13:39,849 Huh 5554 05:13:50,333 --> 05:13:51,133 Huh 5555 05:13:55,650 --> 05:13:56,533 把日本冠军 5556 05:13:56,533 --> 05:13:59,333 亏大了能安慰一下你吗哎呀哼 5557 05:14:00,450 --> 05:14:02,733 早就跟你说这个钱应该花在碎碎 5558 05:14:02,733 --> 05:14:03,649 机身上 5559 05:14:05,016 --> 05:14:07,649 什么叫换个人生啊什么意思啊 5560 05:14:09,533 --> 05:14:11,083 啊就没那么熟悉吗 5561 05:14:11,083 --> 05:14:13,449 那我也换个人生你们帮我想一个呢 5562 05:14:14,050 --> 05:14:17,050 哈哈哈哎你们帮我想一个 5563 05:14:17,850 --> 05:14:19,166 我也要换一个 5564 05:14:21,133 --> 05:14:21,816 i'm sorry i didn't catch your name earlier i'm Bob nice to meet you 5565 05:14:21,816 --> 05:14:24,049 啊取关3天是有点距离的吗 5566 05:14:24,416 --> 05:14:28,083 那那什么什么那个什么分别3天 5567 05:14:30,850 --> 05:14:31,166 理财 5568 05:14:31,166 --> 05:14:33,649 亏本了可要问你一下吗为什么会亏 5569 05:14:33,650 --> 05:14:34,650 本呢 5570 05:14:35,966 --> 05:14:38,416 好心痛啊那还不如不理呢 5571 05:14:45,416 --> 05:14:47,333 弄点那个的吧嗯 5572 05:14:49,533 --> 05:14:52,049 那为什么要理呢那还不如不理啊 5573 05:14:52,966 --> 05:14:54,166 对我想说什么呢 5574 05:14:54,166 --> 05:14:57,049 不能买银行的那种吗买银行的那种 5575 05:14:57,766 --> 05:14:59,216 买银行的那种 5576 05:15:01,366 --> 05:15:01,733 买银 5577 05:15:01,733 --> 05:15:04,283 行的那种不会亏的吧他但是他只是 5578 05:15:04,333 --> 05:15:05,933 利率不是很高吧 5579 05:15:09,683 --> 05:15:11,249 道总裁人生 5580 05:15:14,083 --> 05:15:15,649 找点找点素材 5581 05:15:19,966 --> 05:15:23,533 in烫的会亏吗啊真的假的 5582 05:15:26,450 --> 05:15:27,450 什么啊 5583 05:15:28,933 --> 05:15:29,883 真的吗 5584 05:15:31,416 --> 05:15:32,416 哈哈哈 5585 05:15:33,250 --> 05:15:35,016 是我不太了干嘛 5586 05:15:36,766 --> 05:15:37,566 叫一下 5587 05:15:39,933 --> 05:15:41,249 啊他不叫了 5588 05:15:43,166 --> 05:15:46,533 真的吗啊银行也会 5589 05:15:46,533 --> 05:15:48,449 不是我那天还在看那个什么 5590 05:15:49,283 --> 05:15:50,083 去呀 5591 05:15:50,766 --> 05:15:52,333 那天还在看银行说什么 5592 05:15:52,333 --> 05:15:55,133 呃存一年百分之多少多少啥的 5593 05:15:57,683 --> 05:16:00,933 什么用在别只有饼干队友来保护我 5594 05:16:04,766 --> 05:16:05,816 嗯嗯 5595 05:16:08,883 --> 05:16:10,933 对对对那就存定期吧 5596 05:16:12,533 --> 05:16:14,816 那大家存定期呗 5597 05:16:15,733 --> 05:16:16,766 天呐 5598 05:16:21,483 --> 05:16:23,016 我想想橙色 5599 05:16:26,283 --> 05:16:27,416 你们竟然会觉得我打 5600 05:16:27,416 --> 05:16:29,216 字速度快但是我觉得一般 5601 05:16:30,083 --> 05:16:32,166 你们玩电脑这么久 5602 05:16:32,483 --> 05:16:34,616 然后玩游戏什么的不是在 5603 05:16:34,616 --> 05:16:36,133 打字会更快吗 5604 05:16:39,533 --> 05:16:42,533 那怎样才能赚钱啊那就只能存定期了 5605 05:16:43,683 --> 05:16:44,483 好吧 5606 05:16:51,566 --> 05:16:54,083 哈哈哈神经病啊 5607 05:16:55,933 --> 05:16:57,733 不用这么夸张好吗 5608 05:17:04,650 --> 05:17:08,333 哒哒哒哒哒哒哒 5609 05:17:08,650 --> 05:17:10,766 能不能听推荐点靠谱的呀 5610 05:17:11,416 --> 05:17:12,249 笑一笑 5611 05:17:18,083 --> 05:17:20,733 should i你要想想怎么升职呀 5612 05:17:22,883 --> 05:17:25,366 你要思考一下这个问题 5613 05:17:28,883 --> 05:17:30,133 来看一下这首歌 5614 05:17:35,283 --> 05:17:36,083 thank you 5615 05:17:38,216 --> 05:17:39,016 嗯 5616 05:17:46,166 --> 05:17:49,566 SURE呢要跑赢通货膨胀啊 5617 05:17:58,733 --> 05:18:00,133 没啥靠谱的吗 5618 05:18:01,850 --> 05:18:04,483 就像这个颜色OK 5619 05:18:06,650 --> 05:18:07,450 do you wanna 5620 05:18:20,883 --> 05:18:21,733 放了一瓶国债 5621 05:18:21,733 --> 05:18:23,883 可以看看我都不知道这个在哪看 5622 05:18:24,816 --> 05:18:26,166 谢谢你的建议 5623 05:18:32,850 --> 05:18:35,450 哎我等会还是想洗个澡但是 5624 05:18:37,133 --> 05:18:40,249 所以我妈会能听到可能会把他吵醒 5625 05:18:46,766 --> 05:18:49,766 那手表也崩了手表也可以理财吗 5626 05:18:53,283 --> 05:18:55,533 你看还有两个吗我都没拿你看得着 5627 05:19:01,683 --> 05:19:02,733 这个吧 5628 05:19:09,166 --> 05:19:11,766 对对对我再买不到啊 5629 05:19:18,083 --> 05:19:20,083 这个不太好这个吧 5630 05:19:21,283 --> 05:19:22,616 这个吧这个吧 5631 05:19:25,333 --> 05:19:26,483 这个吧这个吧 5632 05:19:28,883 --> 05:19:30,616 um买表理财的吗 5633 05:19:33,933 --> 05:19:35,283 不太明白这些不太 5634 05:19:35,450 --> 05:19:38,083 我之前还没有猜呢没有了解过这方面 5635 05:19:44,883 --> 05:19:45,933 这个吧这个吧 5636 05:19:47,966 --> 05:19:49,166 这个吧这个吧 5637 05:19:50,250 --> 05:19:51,283 OK就这个 5638 05:19:55,283 --> 05:19:59,933 炒点炒炒点那个啥炒那个吧炒那个啥 5639 05:20:00,283 --> 05:20:01,966 哎呀一瞬间这个 5640 05:20:02,133 --> 05:20:04,133 从我的脑子里面离开了 5641 05:20:04,816 --> 05:20:06,883 本来我有一个很好的ID哦 5642 05:20:06,883 --> 05:20:10,333 炒球鞋啊哈哈哈对不是很好的ID 5643 05:20:14,850 --> 05:20:15,766 不是很good 5644 05:20:19,333 --> 05:20:20,883 长袖鞋能赚钱吗 5645 05:20:22,166 --> 05:20:23,333 这个吧这个吧 5646 05:20:27,166 --> 05:20:29,083 哈哈哈哈哈哈 5647 05:20:41,450 --> 05:20:43,683 那可以炒炒炒那个什么吗 5648 05:20:44,333 --> 05:20:48,016 可以炒休息吗哈哈退版本了吗 5649 05:20:49,366 --> 05:20:51,683 现在没有什么可以潮的球鞋了吗 5650 05:20:54,050 --> 05:20:56,166 哎呀不太行啊这些都 5651 05:20:58,283 --> 05:20:59,816 就这个吧那就 5652 05:21:09,566 --> 05:21:11,733 你就是超级鬼 5653 05:21:12,816 --> 05:21:14,616 哎呀我们好吵啊 5654 05:21:18,766 --> 05:21:20,883 啊炒4090快快快快炒 5655 05:21:23,366 --> 05:21:26,649 有没有会的有没有有有有有那个啥的 5656 05:21:27,450 --> 05:21:28,816 因为有门路的 5657 05:21:29,483 --> 05:21:33,016 带动着咱们直播间的家人们 5658 05:21:33,850 --> 05:21:35,050 一起尝尝 5659 05:21:40,883 --> 05:21:42,683 瞅你瞅你有钱拿吗 5660 05:21:44,216 --> 05:21:45,016 shut up 5661 05:21:48,650 --> 05:21:50,216 想想看看 5662 05:21:51,250 --> 05:21:52,050 这 5663 05:22:00,650 --> 05:22:02,133 哈哈哈 5664 05:22:03,016 --> 05:22:05,849 上上别别别别来别来 5665 05:22:06,416 --> 05:22:07,366 小偷小偷 5666 05:22:14,416 --> 05:22:19,333 在认真工作呢香香人在这 5667 05:22:19,850 --> 05:22:23,816 这这个这个要那个那个要这样一下 5668 05:22:24,733 --> 05:22:28,016 哎呀没啥区别啊我觉得 5669 05:22:29,050 --> 05:22:30,283 啥呀 5670 05:22:34,816 --> 05:22:36,766 哎不太理想看看 5671 05:22:40,816 --> 05:22:43,216 你也是认真的啥怎么感觉跟跟 5672 05:22:43,650 --> 05:22:46,250 怎么感觉跟你求婚一样的突然 5673 05:22:47,366 --> 05:22:50,816 突然看着看着电脑看一眼手机 5674 05:22:51,050 --> 05:22:52,450 怎么变成这样了 5675 05:22:53,050 --> 05:22:54,850 你们能听到我猫的声音吗 5676 05:22:54,850 --> 05:22:57,250 太吵了我的天呐 5677 05:22:58,333 --> 05:22:59,933 别叫嘘 5678 05:23:00,650 --> 05:23:02,216 我没工夫陪你玩 5679 05:23:08,683 --> 05:23:09,533 想想啊 5680 05:23:13,766 --> 05:23:16,366 妈的谁是呀没听出来吗 5681 05:23:17,850 --> 05:23:21,166 你在玩那个纸袋子呢不是纸袋子 5682 05:23:21,816 --> 05:23:23,649 玩具和一个塑料口袋 5683 05:23:24,216 --> 05:23:25,649 我就凶他怎么样 5684 05:23:27,283 --> 05:23:28,133 看看 5685 05:23:28,883 --> 05:23:29,683 干嘛来着 5686 05:23:31,483 --> 05:23:32,366 不是你们真想 5687 05:23:32,366 --> 05:23:33,283 看我这样一边工 5688 05:23:33,283 --> 05:23:35,049 作一边跟你们说话呀真的假 5689 05:23:35,050 --> 05:23:37,166 的你们什么兴趣啊 5690 05:23:41,366 --> 05:23:44,449 看看我这个怎么弄来着 5691 05:23:46,083 --> 05:23:47,933 我把这个弄到这来 5692 05:24:04,250 --> 05:24:06,766 不对不对不是这样是这 5693 05:24:10,966 --> 05:24:14,683 这是什么one可就更好了抖音 5694 05:24:16,250 --> 05:24:18,766 我在这添加一个 5695 05:24:20,933 --> 05:24:22,766 我现在脑子打铁 5696 05:24:22,766 --> 05:24:25,533 是不是很简单一个动作在这想半天了 5697 05:24:26,016 --> 05:24:27,133 一直弄错 5698 05:24:28,133 --> 05:24:28,933 看 5699 05:24:29,133 --> 05:24:33,883 啊在这哇什么破洞这哇什么破洞这 5700 05:24:34,250 --> 05:24:36,366 哇什么破东西啊 5701 05:24:38,283 --> 05:24:41,883 啊我想想啊我想想啊我想想我要干嘛 5702 05:24:43,816 --> 05:24:44,566 这么钻进 5703 05:24:44,566 --> 05:24:47,933 去也没有啊只是我人比较猪罢了 5704 05:24:53,483 --> 05:24:56,216 the别对我有什么期待只能说 5705 05:24:59,533 --> 05:25:00,533 这不是一切 5706 05:25:01,216 --> 05:25:02,933 时花费的时间是 5707 05:25:10,483 --> 05:25:11,283 干嘛 5708 05:25:11,933 --> 05:25:12,733 干嘛 5709 05:25:13,333 --> 05:25:14,133 干嘛 5710 05:25:19,850 --> 05:25:20,650 喵 5711 05:25:23,216 --> 05:25:24,416 一点也不乖 5712 05:25:25,416 --> 05:25:27,616 没人疼吗不一定啊不一定 5713 05:25:27,616 --> 05:25:29,933 来不及就算了来不及就改天哎 5714 05:25:40,616 --> 05:25:42,533 嗯嗯行 5715 05:25:51,616 --> 05:25:53,816 OK我要把这个录一下 5716 05:25:55,250 --> 05:25:56,166 我在这 5717 05:25:58,683 --> 05:26:00,616 我录一下视频啊等我一下 5718 05:26:00,616 --> 05:26:02,683 录个小视频嘿嘿 5719 05:26:07,250 --> 05:26:09,650 嗯嗯来着 5720 05:26:21,133 --> 05:26:21,933 uh huh 5721 05:26:38,250 --> 05:26:39,050 等一下 5722 05:26:40,016 --> 05:26:41,083 啊哼哼 5723 05:26:42,616 --> 05:26:43,416 sorry i didn't catch your name earlier 5724 05:26:49,450 --> 05:26:53,533 管小吃的叫什么哈哈哈 5725 05:27:09,850 --> 05:27:10,650 UH 5726 05:27:14,566 --> 05:27:15,366 Huh excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 5727 05:27:22,816 --> 05:27:23,649 干嘛 5728 05:27:34,250 --> 05:27:36,216 瞪个熊是的呢等我一下 5729 05:27:37,850 --> 05:27:40,333 你不真要看这种直播吗我真的是佩 5730 05:27:40,416 --> 05:27:45,216 服哈哈哈不是佩服我这是感到一阵的 5731 05:27:45,816 --> 05:27:46,733 奇怪 5732 05:28:14,250 --> 05:28:17,933 哈哈哈总觉得好羞耻哈哈 5733 05:28:27,850 --> 05:28:28,650 hmm 5734 05:28:33,133 --> 05:28:34,283 我来摸一下 5735 05:29:06,533 --> 05:29:07,649 你闭麦吗 5736 05:29:09,683 --> 05:29:10,766 闭麦吧 5737 05:29:29,166 --> 05:29:30,616 哎呀 5738 05:29:35,216 --> 05:29:36,649 那我不戴耳机了戴耳 5739 05:29:36,650 --> 05:29:38,683 机听不到自己声音根本不知道自己 5740 05:29:38,683 --> 05:29:40,083 发出了什么样的声音 5741 05:29:40,166 --> 05:29:41,249 就很恐怖 5742 05:29:41,766 --> 05:29:43,449 谢谢可爱哥本里的a C 5743 05:29:44,483 --> 05:29:47,483 是你的两个空白a C为什么要空白a C 5744 05:29:55,416 --> 05:29:58,533 你们别切出来啊切出来我生气了 5745 05:30:01,450 --> 05:30:03,683 肯定有声音因为我要对口型 5746 05:30:03,683 --> 05:30:04,849 就要跟着念 5747 05:30:09,083 --> 05:30:11,083 别切出来听到没 5748 05:30:14,850 --> 05:30:15,650 Huh 5749 05:30:16,766 --> 05:30:19,566 他们说口水音为什么他们说有口水音 5750 05:30:22,883 --> 05:30:23,683 啊哈 5751 05:30:35,216 --> 05:30:36,016 oh 5752 05:30:41,416 --> 05:30:44,849 啊开始再录一下哈哈AH 5753 05:31:05,216 --> 05:31:06,016 let's 5754 05:31:06,416 --> 05:31:09,449 哎呀太痛苦了我现在自己都早就完了 5755 05:31:11,483 --> 05:31:13,533 什么破直播啊怎么会有人这么 5756 05:31:13,533 --> 05:31:15,966 直播啊太奇怪了我还是觉得太奇怪了 5757 05:31:16,616 --> 05:31:16,816 没 5758 05:31:16,816 --> 05:31:19,366 有多少人这么直播的你们如果有觉得 5759 05:31:19,366 --> 05:31:22,449 有人直播比我这次直播还随便的 5760 05:31:22,650 --> 05:31:25,650 那啥到时候私信跟我说不然我真是 5761 05:31:25,650 --> 05:31:28,050 觉得太那个啥只有我这样那样 5762 05:31:44,450 --> 05:31:45,166 when i thought i saw 5763 05:31:45,166 --> 05:31:46,249 cheekyed up the eat them 5764 05:31:46,250 --> 05:31:48,566 i'm just thinking i'm not tell about the eat them oh 5765 05:31:48,683 --> 05:31:49,533 man i saw me clothes talk 5766 05:31:49,533 --> 05:31:50,566 about it didn't come see me 5767 05:31:50,566 --> 05:31:51,483 i sing of the shit 5768 05:31:51,483 --> 05:31:52,616 i bought somebody types i 5769 05:31:52,616 --> 05:31:55,133 saw chickey eat the shit then the home though i ain't sunny 5770 05:31:55,133 --> 05:31:56,366 nightly shit then my name 5771 05:31:56,366 --> 05:31:59,283 is psycho lemoy just don't kiss that kiss too i wanted it all 5772 05:31:59,283 --> 05:32:01,016 on your mama call me my colossal 5773 05:32:05,683 --> 05:32:06,816 来再录一遍 5774 05:32:13,050 --> 05:32:15,683 我这样没事那没有没有没事 5775 05:32:16,283 --> 05:32:17,766 那很羞耻 5776 05:32:19,483 --> 05:32:21,416 大家还不睡吗 5777 05:32:22,283 --> 05:32:23,766 不睡觉的吗 5778 05:32:25,416 --> 05:32:28,083 干嘛你别叫了 5779 05:32:35,650 --> 05:32:37,883 往上再来一遍因为还要再录一遍 5780 05:32:49,533 --> 05:32:51,049 though i saw a chicken up the eat 5781 05:32:51,050 --> 05:32:53,050 then i'm just thinking i'm a tell about the eat 5782 05:32:53,050 --> 05:32:55,533 then i'm in it and i'm so sick of thought it didn't conceive me 5783 05:32:55,533 --> 05:32:58,133 i sing of the shit i'm on somebody type this is so chicky 5784 05:32:58,133 --> 05:33:00,333 that you don't want somebody type this is all cheap eat that 5785 05:33:00,333 --> 05:33:01,883 shit in the home though i ice on 5786 05:33:01,883 --> 05:33:04,683 deny that you've been on me and it's psychomobis you 5787 05:33:04,683 --> 05:33:08,083 thing on me and it's psychomoni mojits i kissed i kissed you i wanna eat girl 5788 05:33:08,083 --> 05:33:09,766 on your mama don't be my colossal 5789 05:33:13,850 --> 05:33:15,216 哈哈哈 5790 05:33:15,966 --> 05:33:16,766 哈 5791 05:33:17,366 --> 05:33:18,683 啊我想想 5792 05:33:20,283 --> 05:33:21,083 uh huh 5793 05:33:32,533 --> 05:33:33,649 妈妈妈妈hmm 5794 05:33:39,416 --> 05:33:40,366 再录一遍 5795 05:33:51,616 --> 05:33:53,166 我眼睛都看哪了 5796 05:33:53,450 --> 05:33:54,250 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 5797 05:34:05,883 --> 05:34:06,683 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 5798 05:34:07,050 --> 05:34:07,850 我不管 5799 05:34:20,966 --> 05:34:21,766 OK 5800 05:34:41,216 --> 05:34:43,683 啊不是不是不是这个不是这个 5801 05:34:45,616 --> 05:34:47,449 啊好奢侈好受 5802 05:34:55,083 --> 05:34:56,816 啊我不管 5803 05:34:58,483 --> 05:35:00,166 先把这个发一下 5804 05:35:07,883 --> 05:35:09,449 into the unknown 5805 05:35:22,966 --> 05:35:24,049 还有两遍啊 5806 05:35:45,566 --> 05:35:46,616 你是爱过你不一 5807 05:35:48,050 --> 05:35:48,850 样 5808 05:35:49,766 --> 05:35:50,733 的你 5809 05:35:54,416 --> 05:35:55,216 爱我 5810 05:35:58,733 --> 05:36:01,133 看看录的怎么样 5811 05:36:08,016 --> 05:36:11,649 i thought i saw taking up hey man i'm just a kid i'm about to be 5812 05:36:11,766 --> 05:36:12,449 there and i'll be there 5813 05:36:12,450 --> 05:36:14,450 and i'll see you all seven body bittersweet 5814 05:36:14,450 --> 05:36:16,683 i sing understood no matter what i got issues 5815 05:36:16,733 --> 05:36:17,533 带小二 5816 05:36:33,333 --> 05:36:34,883 though i saw chicken up the eat 5817 05:36:34,883 --> 05:36:36,966 them not just a kid no i'm not talking about the eat 5818 05:36:36,966 --> 05:36:39,616 them a minute and i saw me crawls talk about it didn't cause they need 5819 05:36:39,616 --> 05:36:41,683 i see others don't mind somebody died this is 5820 05:36:41,683 --> 05:36:44,216 all chicken eat the shit then the whole world ice on the 5821 05:36:44,216 --> 05:36:47,249 night is cheap damn i'm in it psycholomoy just a piece of lucky 5822 05:36:48,366 --> 05:36:56,249 抖音抖音号1,888,888,888 5823 05:36:58,016 --> 05:36:59,166 再唱一遍 5824 05:37:05,016 --> 05:37:07,449 还好的还好的没有很难 5825 05:37:07,883 --> 05:37:09,849 我现场唱肯定有点难 5826 05:37:10,333 --> 05:37:11,766 录歌的话还好 5827 05:37:14,883 --> 05:37:18,016 你去看别人的那啥 5828 05:37:19,733 --> 05:37:21,133 我想说啥来着 5829 05:37:22,050 --> 05:37:23,450 哎算了算了没想 5830 05:37:32,966 --> 05:37:35,416 啊不是我还没说完呢看看 5831 05:37:45,166 --> 05:37:46,249 总言之就是 5832 05:37:46,250 --> 05:37:48,216 总言之就是他其实 5833 05:37:48,216 --> 05:37:51,366 我们的那个什么身体他没有那么那个 5834 05:37:51,533 --> 05:37:52,766 没有那么的 5835 05:37:53,733 --> 05:37:58,216 灵动吧就是这个是什么呢风格吧 5836 05:37:59,133 --> 05:38:01,249 这就是那个风格就是等 5837 05:38:01,366 --> 05:38:02,483 别人有的那种 5838 05:38:02,483 --> 05:38:04,933 呃就是他的身体很灵动的 5839 05:38:05,333 --> 05:38:08,533 这录起来就会看起来灵动很多是不 5840 05:38:09,333 --> 05:38:11,966 是录起来就是灵动很多而且 5841 05:38:12,533 --> 05:38:14,283 还还什么一点呢 5842 05:38:14,416 --> 05:38:17,133 还有就是感觉更生动对吧 5843 05:38:17,133 --> 05:38:18,083 更生动然后 5844 05:38:18,083 --> 05:38:21,816 就是更能动一些然后还有什么呢嗯 5845 05:38:22,283 --> 05:38:22,533 他的 5846 05:38:22,533 --> 05:38:25,083 观看性就会比较强但是这个确实是 5847 05:38:25,250 --> 05:38:26,283 就是我直播的话 5848 05:38:26,283 --> 05:38:28,483 我是不会觉得自己可动性很差的 5849 05:38:28,483 --> 05:38:30,449 但是录视频的话确实会觉得 5850 05:38:30,483 --> 05:38:32,683 就是你再怎么努力你我也 5851 05:38:32,766 --> 05:38:34,166 没办法他们的那种 5852 05:38:34,250 --> 05:38:37,133 就是那种重力感那种弹跳感懂吧 5853 05:38:38,650 --> 05:38:41,483 的那种嗯其实 5854 05:38:41,566 --> 05:38:43,449 那么什么这样的风格各有各 5855 05:38:43,450 --> 05:38:43,966 的喜欢有的 5856 05:38:43,966 --> 05:38:46,166 他就喜欢动起来很夸张的有的喜欢 5857 05:38:46,166 --> 05:38:46,883 动起来 5858 05:38:46,883 --> 05:38:50,216 很自然的就是你你上级的那个什么 5859 05:38:50,566 --> 05:38:51,616 我就想了 5860 05:38:52,083 --> 05:38:55,133 他们追求的就是那种就是真实的这种 5861 05:38:55,566 --> 05:38:57,049 很真实的那种吧 5862 05:38:57,166 --> 05:39:00,566 就是人就怎么动然后这个什么 5863 05:39:00,650 --> 05:39:03,766 二次元就是怎么动追求一种真实感 5864 05:39:07,166 --> 05:39:08,733 怎么就是谈不起来这不是主播 5865 05:39:08,733 --> 05:39:09,849 谈不起来就是 5866 05:39:10,133 --> 05:39:12,283 所有人都谈不起来他他 5867 05:39:12,616 --> 05:39:13,966 最起头就是这种 5868 05:39:14,683 --> 05:39:15,333 不是弹 5869 05:39:15,333 --> 05:39:18,416 不是那里的弹跳感是整个人的弹跳感 5870 05:39:19,450 --> 05:39:21,216 就看看别人就知道了就 5871 05:39:21,216 --> 05:39:23,816 看多看一些一些个人事就他整个头 5872 05:39:23,816 --> 05:39:26,533 发呀或者是他稍微呃 5873 05:39:26,650 --> 05:39:29,083 身体轻轻晃动然后他整个人的那种 5874 05:39:29,766 --> 05:39:31,733 炖起来质感只是 5875 05:39:32,816 --> 05:39:35,166 不一样的没有啊我直播我也 5876 05:39:35,166 --> 05:39:37,816 不觉得自己那个啥直播没觉得不够用 5877 05:39:37,816 --> 05:39:40,683 但是录视频的话确实会觉得不太够用 5878 05:39:41,883 --> 05:39:43,533 观赏性会更好一些 5879 05:39:44,966 --> 05:39:45,883 没事的他说 5880 05:39:45,883 --> 05:39:47,883 哪里来的弹跳杆他又说你那么平 5881 05:39:48,416 --> 05:39:49,333 你就只知道 5882 05:39:49,333 --> 05:39:52,483 帮他们说话不知道帮我说话是吧啊 5883 05:39:53,016 --> 05:39:53,883 刚才有个人说主 5884 05:39:53,883 --> 05:39:55,933 播那么平哪里来的弹跳杆 5885 05:39:56,616 --> 05:39:58,483 但是主播确实弹不起来 5886 05:39:59,416 --> 05:40:01,216 就知道帮别人说话 5887 05:40:02,050 --> 05:40:03,966 胳膊肘往外拐呢 5888 05:40:14,133 --> 05:40:15,166 再用两次 5889 05:40:19,366 --> 05:40:20,249 道歉 5890 05:40:22,816 --> 05:40:24,133 你的你的就完了 5891 05:40:24,133 --> 05:40:25,933 不诚心诚意道歉是吧 5892 05:40:30,333 --> 05:40:31,133 AH 5893 05:40:39,333 --> 05:40:40,133 HAHA 5894 05:41:08,933 --> 05:41:09,766 哈哈哈 5895 05:41:11,816 --> 05:41:14,333 这放这么多遍都都都听腻了 5896 05:41:21,616 --> 05:41:22,416 哎 5897 05:41:22,933 --> 05:41:26,249 太那个啥了太 5898 05:41:27,483 --> 05:41:30,249 跟我想象中太不一样了只能说 5899 05:41:33,883 --> 05:41:36,216 录完之后一看啊哈 5900 05:41:38,050 --> 05:41:41,616 录的时候觉得自己哦性感sexy 5901 05:41:42,050 --> 05:41:46,933 呃录完视频看哦哦嗯哈哈哈哈 5902 05:41:49,416 --> 05:41:50,216 Shh 5903 05:41:54,016 --> 05:41:55,366 其当中就是 5904 05:41:57,650 --> 05:41:59,333 帅气性感 5905 05:42:11,083 --> 05:42:11,883 阿拉德瓦斯 5906 05:42:12,083 --> 05:42:13,333 顿阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉 5907 05:42:13,366 --> 05:42:14,683 丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉 5908 05:42:14,733 --> 05:42:15,533 丁阿拉丁 5909 05:42:15,816 --> 05:42:18,083 阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉丁 5910 05:42:18,083 --> 05:42:19,849 阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉 5911 05:42:20,016 --> 05:42:21,849 丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿 5912 05:42:22,216 --> 05:42:23,933 拉丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉 5913 05:42:24,766 --> 05:42:25,333 丁阿拉 5914 05:42:25,333 --> 05:42:27,083 丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉 5915 05:42:27,216 --> 05:42:28,016 丁阿拉丁阿拉 5916 05:42:30,133 --> 05:42:32,416 丁阿拉丁阿拉丁阿拉丁OK 5917 05:42:34,933 --> 05:42:35,733 哦 5918 05:42:40,683 --> 05:42:42,333 饿了不想休息 5919 05:42:44,333 --> 05:42:45,133 这不是这个系 5920 05:42:45,133 --> 05:42:47,416 的风格吗那你是没有看到过这个 5921 05:42:47,416 --> 05:42:49,883 但他有几句歌词还是那个啥的 5922 05:42:51,766 --> 05:42:52,966 就可以 5923 05:43:12,450 --> 05:43:13,966 啊不辛苦不辛苦 5924 05:43:14,733 --> 05:43:15,566 大家 5925 05:43:15,566 --> 05:43:18,849 现在还在看直播才才是有点那个什么 5926 05:43:19,050 --> 05:43:21,333 有点让主播抓不着头呢 5927 05:43:22,333 --> 05:43:25,249 我日语很差你这说的我不好意思了 5928 05:43:26,016 --> 05:43:28,333 没没有任何擅长的东西我 5929 05:43:39,416 --> 05:43:40,216 nice还有多少 5930 05:43:40,216 --> 05:43:41,283 天2%的天 5931 05:43:41,283 --> 05:43:44,083 争取在2%的天结束前把这个录完 5932 05:43:55,050 --> 05:43:58,650 哪里哪里什么都擅长哎 5933 05:44:01,133 --> 05:44:03,733 我没有不希望大家看我只是觉得就是 5934 05:44:04,283 --> 05:44:04,649 又挺 5935 05:44:04,650 --> 05:44:06,883 顾不上大家的不知道为什么大家还会 5936 05:44:06,883 --> 05:44:07,683 看 5937 05:44:12,533 --> 05:44:14,249 我播过是8小时吗 5938 05:44:15,133 --> 05:44:16,883 我想我要我开始了 5939 05:44:32,566 --> 05:44:35,449 正在聊天但是我很久才看一眼手机 5940 05:44:40,216 --> 05:44:41,016 干什么 5941 05:44:43,533 --> 05:44:45,016 and though i saw take it up babe 5942 05:44:45,016 --> 05:44:47,933 then i'm just thinking i'm about to began a minute 5943 05:44:47,933 --> 05:44:49,133 and i saw you crawl seven 5944 05:44:56,333 --> 05:44:58,483 i don't know what's up to get up again 5945 05:45:02,733 --> 05:45:04,416 知道我是这种愤怒感吗 5946 05:45:04,483 --> 05:45:06,566 你知道我的这种愤怒感吗 5947 05:45:06,683 --> 05:45:10,166 你是图什么呀你你有毛病吗 5948 05:45:19,883 --> 05:45:20,683 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 5949 05:45:35,133 --> 05:45:37,416 i'mma throw a song to get out there and i'm just 5950 05:45:37,416 --> 05:45:38,683 thinking i'm a talk about 5951 05:45:38,733 --> 05:45:40,883 it then i'll be there and i'll see you go so 5952 05:45:58,966 --> 05:46:00,166 他醒了呀 5953 05:46:05,733 --> 05:46:09,166 though i saw chicky dopy damn i'm just a kid i'm on top happy 5954 05:46:09,166 --> 05:46:12,049 damn in it and i saw me clothes everybody did across the e 5955 05:46:12,050 --> 05:46:14,133 i sing of the shit i'm on some other time this is 5956 05:46:14,133 --> 05:46:17,566 all chicky eat your seat damn i hope you know i ice on my mind cause you've been 5957 05:46:17,566 --> 05:46:20,049 in it psycho a mole just a kiss i kissed you 5958 05:46:20,050 --> 05:46:22,050 on the ego on your momma to my mind 5959 05:46:41,883 --> 05:46:43,816 i don't know why so i think you know me 5960 05:46:43,816 --> 05:46:45,766 and i'm just thinking i'm about to be 5961 05:46:45,766 --> 05:46:47,933 there i'll be there and i'll see you always everybody 5962 05:46:47,933 --> 05:46:48,733 in the city 5963 05:46:54,133 --> 05:46:55,016 这样吗 5964 05:47:00,883 --> 05:47:02,216 谢小伙子情书 5965 05:47:02,933 --> 05:47:04,849 他被哥送情书 5966 05:47:10,933 --> 05:47:12,283 OK知道了 5967 05:47:16,483 --> 05:47:17,449 等下我录完 5968 05:47:17,933 --> 05:47:21,649 赶紧回录完那什么再聊一下那个啥 5969 05:47:24,483 --> 05:47:27,766 为什么要嗯这呢OK 5970 05:47:31,766 --> 05:47:32,566 吃吃吃 5971 05:47:41,850 --> 05:47:42,733 though i saw chicky 5972 05:47:42,733 --> 05:47:45,283 dot me damn i'm just thinking i'm about to be 5973 05:47:45,283 --> 05:47:48,133 damn a minute and i saw you cross everybody get acrossing me 5974 05:47:48,133 --> 05:47:51,416 i see others don't want someone to fly these are so chicken keep me safe 5975 05:47:51,416 --> 05:47:53,566 in the whole world ice on my mind is cheap in 5976 05:48:24,450 --> 05:48:26,733 录完那个下一个下一个还有什么环节 5977 05:48:26,733 --> 05:48:28,366 下个是睡觉环节了 5978 05:48:33,650 --> 05:48:35,650 i'm a papa need that baby 5979 05:48:40,133 --> 05:48:40,933 哈哈哈 5980 05:48:42,050 --> 05:48:44,083 太不性感了吧耶 5981 05:48:47,883 --> 05:48:50,083 疯了吧你们当真了是吧 5982 05:48:57,616 --> 05:48:59,016 gonna throw a salt ticket up 5983 05:48:59,016 --> 05:49:02,049 there ain't no ticket i'mma tell about the ain't no minute 5984 05:49:02,050 --> 05:49:03,883 and i see me crawl so goodbye to get it close to 5985 05:49:03,883 --> 05:49:06,133 me i see others don't want some other guy this is 5986 05:49:06,133 --> 05:49:08,966 all to get in your sleep then i hope it all ice on deny your 5987 05:49:08,966 --> 05:49:12,366 sweet then i'm in it psychomoy just don't kiss i kissed you i wanna 5988 05:49:12,366 --> 05:49:14,449 hit the room on your momma put me in my colossal 5989 05:49:24,283 --> 05:49:25,616 i never saw take a look 5990 05:49:25,966 --> 05:49:27,966 man i'm just a killer i'm about to be a 5991 05:49:27,966 --> 05:49:30,733 man oh baby and i see others everybody better listen 5992 05:49:30,733 --> 05:49:34,133 i see others don't want somebody but i guess it's hard to begin as you can 5993 05:49:34,133 --> 05:49:36,133 there's no more ice on my mind as you feel 5994 05:49:36,133 --> 05:49:39,366 and it's psycho boy just don't kiss but he still wanna hit the 5995 05:49:39,366 --> 05:49:41,133 wall i'm the one who put the nine calls 5996 05:49:42,250 --> 05:49:43,050 totally 5997 05:49:56,850 --> 05:49:58,650 AH excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 5998 05:50:21,966 --> 05:50:22,766 啊 5999 05:50:24,016 --> 05:50:24,816 啊 6000 05:50:34,250 --> 05:50:35,166 我什么身份 6001 05:50:35,166 --> 05:50:37,933 我说发给我朋友让他帮我做 6002 05:50:38,733 --> 05:50:39,883 哎我手机都关 6003 05:50:39,883 --> 05:50:42,016 机了那我不录了就这样吧 6004 05:50:46,933 --> 05:50:47,733 哎呀 6005 05:50:50,083 --> 05:50:52,133 一切秉持一个将就的态 6006 05:50:52,133 --> 05:50:54,416 度主播的人生就是将就 6007 05:50:56,133 --> 05:50:58,566 没发笑一笑 6008 05:51:03,483 --> 05:51:04,766 哈哈哈 6009 05:51:06,333 --> 05:51:07,933 我放哪去了 6010 05:51:11,050 --> 05:51:12,083 哎你这 6011 05:51:23,166 --> 05:51:24,166 他穿我的头套 6012 05:51:24,166 --> 05:51:26,133 他根本就没有连接上集的a p p 6013 05:51:26,133 --> 05:51:27,166 啊怎么可能 6014 05:51:28,050 --> 05:51:29,483 不太形成这种事情 6015 05:51:30,683 --> 05:51:33,216 主播还是不太喜欢这种事情啊 6016 05:51:34,250 --> 05:51:35,733 我就是我 6017 05:51:38,533 --> 05:51:40,416 大家是不是要睡着了 6018 05:51:44,416 --> 05:51:46,016 是不是已经睡着了 6019 05:51:58,483 --> 05:51:59,883 还这么近视 6020 05:52:01,816 --> 05:52:02,933 不困吗 6021 05:52:07,166 --> 05:52:08,416 睡着了吗哎呀 6022 05:52:08,566 --> 05:52:11,133 醒醒醒醒你陪我说几句话 6023 05:52:11,216 --> 05:52:12,216 这我也不知道说 6024 05:52:12,216 --> 05:52:14,566 什么但是我还没睡你就不能睡 6025 05:52:38,450 --> 05:52:40,166 你看我不知道说啥 6026 05:52:42,966 --> 05:52:44,883 这个梦里的翅膀聊什么呢 6027 05:52:46,883 --> 05:52:49,566 什么事不能直接跟我聊的吗 6028 05:52:56,450 --> 05:52:57,250 you did 6029 05:53:06,933 --> 05:53:07,883 哦嗨呦 6030 05:53:23,016 --> 05:53:24,016 换一首 6031 05:53:25,166 --> 05:53:25,449 换 6032 05:53:25,450 --> 05:53:28,050 我不换我就把它放回去放回来我想想 6033 05:53:29,450 --> 05:53:33,933 你浅浅的微笑就像屋内嘴角 6034 05:53:34,366 --> 05:53:38,966 迎风吹过你的头发我好喜欢 6035 05:53:40,366 --> 05:53:44,283 厚厚的甜蜜感有幸福 6036 05:53:44,733 --> 05:53:48,566 20万城单纯一些收藏 6037 05:53:49,133 --> 05:53:51,533 和周一周贺夕阳 6038 05:53:54,933 --> 05:53:55,883 我好 6039 05:53:56,616 --> 05:53:58,683 我好喜欢 6040 05:54:03,050 --> 05:54:04,333 come on嗯 6041 05:54:06,533 --> 05:54:07,483 关掉 6042 05:54:09,850 --> 05:54:12,766 OK用电脑偷看一下大家的弹幕啊 6043 05:54:15,283 --> 05:54:15,649 are you 6044 05:54:15,650 --> 05:54:19,016 傻不溜秋的哎呀傻不溜秋的哈哈哈 6045 05:54:27,466 --> 05:54:28,499 你好你好 6046 05:54:30,066 --> 05:54:31,349 您好您好 6047 05:54:32,783 --> 05:54:37,066 您好啊还有3,000百日啊我不要 6048 05:54:52,416 --> 05:54:53,666 啊啊 6049 05:54:57,183 --> 05:54:59,149 吃了你吃了吗我想想 6050 05:54:59,666 --> 05:55:01,499 我算是吃了吧 6051 05:55:02,383 --> 05:55:04,583 我得要那个啥去一下 6052 05:55:04,750 --> 05:55:07,750 呃后台发点东西哎呀我想想 6053 05:55:08,266 --> 05:55:09,299 我再想想呢 6054 05:55:09,666 --> 05:55:13,099 那这可能会有我看看这没有的话我就 6055 05:55:13,416 --> 05:55:15,699 去到后台去发点东西了 6056 05:55:16,783 --> 05:55:19,383 哎我要去到后台去了等我一下啊 6057 05:55:21,550 --> 05:55:23,750 躲一下躲一下躲一下躲一下 6058 05:55:25,350 --> 05:55:26,666 躲一下躲一下 6059 05:55:35,150 --> 05:55:35,816 to me 6060 05:55:35,816 --> 05:55:40,549 你甜甜的微笑就像黄梅滋长 6061 05:55:44,066 --> 05:55:48,749 我好喜欢红红了天地的 6062 05:56:04,150 --> 05:56:04,950 喂喂 6063 05:56:05,900 --> 05:56:06,783 好了吗 6064 05:56:08,150 --> 05:56:08,950 喂 6065 05:56:10,350 --> 05:56:12,583 喂喂喂喂 6066 05:56:14,500 --> 05:56:15,700 您好 6067 05:56:18,216 --> 05:56:19,016 吉祥 6068 05:56:22,416 --> 05:56:23,383 看一下这个头 6069 05:56:26,750 --> 05:56:28,983 在商场去躺着了我想想嗯 6070 05:56:32,700 --> 05:56:34,066 oh这个 6071 05:56:38,466 --> 05:56:42,149 你好没断吗真的假的不可能吧 6072 05:56:54,466 --> 05:56:56,099 我切到后台再试试呢 6073 05:56:56,100 --> 05:56:58,066 我看一下你们能不能听到我说话 6074 05:56:58,300 --> 05:57:02,066 喂喂你们能听到吗喂能听到我说话吗 6075 05:57:03,816 --> 05:57:05,299 装修地雷还是 6076 05:57:05,416 --> 05:57:07,616 能听到我说话吗真的假的 6077 05:57:07,783 --> 05:57:08,899 不可能吧 6078 05:57:10,750 --> 05:57:11,666 啊 6079 05:57:14,383 --> 05:57:15,266 为什么 6080 05:57:18,416 --> 05:57:22,099 以前我只要一一一划到后台然后切 6081 05:57:22,416 --> 05:57:24,949 别的APP就听不到我声音了的 6082 05:57:27,150 --> 05:57:28,066 真的能吗 6083 05:57:28,350 --> 05:57:34,183 等一下我现在说的是多少数字 7874 6084 05:57:41,300 --> 05:57:44,066 啊哈哈哈 6085 05:57:46,616 --> 05:57:47,416 oh my god 6086 05:57:48,100 --> 05:57:48,900 我是 6087 05:57:50,066 --> 05:57:53,266 不是我记得我之前那个什么那什么 6088 05:57:53,266 --> 05:57:54,216 手机每次 6089 05:57:54,216 --> 05:57:56,349 稍微动一下这样也能听到吗喂喂 6090 05:57:56,350 --> 05:57:56,900 喂这样能 6091 05:57:56,900 --> 05:57:59,700 听到吗不可能吧现在不可能能听到吧 6092 05:58:01,100 --> 05:58:06,266 嗯现在的数字是1625 6093 05:58:07,466 --> 05:58:08,583 啊啊 6094 05:58:15,616 --> 05:58:16,416 UH 6095 05:58:17,416 --> 05:58:19,149 哇以前我只要手机 6096 05:58:19,150 --> 05:58:22,266 稍微那个什么后台端滑一点点就是 6097 05:58:22,266 --> 05:58:25,266 往上滑滑到那个什么后台那里 6098 05:58:25,300 --> 05:58:26,300 然后就会 6099 05:58:26,550 --> 05:58:28,350 就会断大家说的 6100 05:58:29,700 --> 05:58:31,900 之前大家还老说我去回小男友 6101 05:58:31,900 --> 05:58:33,550 消息你们记得吗 6102 05:58:35,583 --> 05:58:38,149 你甜甜的微笑就像 6103 05:58:38,350 --> 05:58:39,466 我妹子就 6104 05:58:39,550 --> 05:58:44,816 像我每次就像我每次叫浅浅的微笑啊 6105 05:58:45,666 --> 05:58:49,899 我尝了你嘴角唇膏不好味道 6106 05:58:50,216 --> 05:58:52,899 啥意思就是你手机往上滑 6107 05:58:53,416 --> 05:58:55,549 哔哩哔哩然后切到别的APP 6108 05:58:55,750 --> 05:58:57,500 的话我之前这么做的话 6109 05:58:57,583 --> 05:58:59,183 那直播就会断开 6110 05:58:59,500 --> 05:59:02,583 然后再点进哔哩哔哩的话他会重新连 6111 05:59:05,300 --> 05:59:07,616 我是能躺着了好累啊都那么少 6112 05:59:07,616 --> 05:59:09,416 啊这下可以放下那么少 6113 05:59:09,416 --> 05:59:10,699 啊这下可以放下微 6114 05:59:10,700 --> 05:59:12,816 笑我是能躺着了好累啊 6115 05:59:13,066 --> 05:59:15,699 小男友消息了我回一下 6116 05:59:28,900 --> 05:59:30,266 这会像那个的 6117 05:59:37,100 --> 05:59:38,183 最后一下那个 6118 05:59:44,216 --> 05:59:45,299 再会唱那个 6119 05:59:47,466 --> 05:59:48,549 你再回下那个 6120 05:59:49,900 --> 05:59:52,900 再回下这个还有两个马上啊 6121 06:00:01,416 --> 06:00:03,549 哦哦忘记了还有个那个来着 6122 06:00:07,983 --> 06:00:09,549 之前好像还有一个 6123 06:00:09,900 --> 06:00:12,066 在那边认识的我就说生产了 6124 06:00:16,550 --> 06:00:19,416 啊这个最近有点暧昧稍微一下好了 6125 06:00:25,466 --> 06:00:26,266 行 6126 06:00:26,866 --> 06:00:28,666 在嘘寒问暖一下这个 6127 06:00:36,583 --> 06:00:39,899 哈哈哈电脑这一本就很敷衍哪里敷衍 6128 06:00:40,550 --> 06:00:43,016 都说他说好的宝晚安 6129 06:00:45,150 --> 06:00:46,666 宝贝救命救命 6130 06:00:50,150 --> 06:00:53,183 啊宝明天是你生日吗 6131 06:00:53,350 --> 06:00:57,183 那明天我们在那里见面一下好的 6132 06:00:57,183 --> 06:00:58,666 嗯嗯好好好 6133 06:00:59,900 --> 06:01:00,700 嗯 6134 06:01:21,100 --> 06:01:24,150 我去躺车了我去问问再问一下他 6135 06:01:26,183 --> 06:01:27,699 哦对对对还有那个 6136 06:01:28,416 --> 06:01:29,583 起来了 6137 06:01:46,466 --> 06:01:48,349 什么时候轮到你你是 6138 06:01:49,550 --> 06:01:50,700 你是 6139 06:01:56,266 --> 06:01:59,616 俱乐部的门槛很高啊哈哈哈哈 6140 06:02:07,816 --> 06:02:10,866 you don't东西了没有弄完了我就想 6141 06:02:12,183 --> 06:02:13,949 没啥人 6142 06:02:31,016 --> 06:02:33,149 OK我去躺下了 6143 06:02:33,866 --> 06:02:35,099 累了累了 6144 06:02:37,666 --> 06:02:38,749 嗯 6145 06:02:39,383 --> 06:02:40,383 嗯 6146 06:02:41,350 --> 06:02:42,150 嗯 6147 06:03:00,216 --> 06:03:01,016 好了好了 6148 06:03:17,983 --> 06:03:22,783 哒哒哒哒哒哒嘟嘟嘟嘟 6149 06:03:24,016 --> 06:03:27,183 哦哦好像还真是等一下 6150 06:03:28,583 --> 06:03:29,383 嘿嘿嘿 6151 06:03:33,266 --> 06:03:34,216 OK 6152 06:03:43,583 --> 06:03:44,349 i'm sorry i didn't catch your name earlier i'm Bob nice to meet you 6153 06:03:44,350 --> 06:03:45,666 连麦睡觉吧大家 6154 06:03:49,816 --> 06:03:52,949 听听大家的呼噜声关机了我现在 6155 06:03:54,016 --> 06:03:55,349 东西收拾收拾 6156 06:04:09,866 --> 06:04:10,666 SURE 6157 06:04:12,983 --> 06:04:14,299 没有了吧 6158 06:04:17,750 --> 06:04:19,500 评价一下我的响指 6159 06:04:33,816 --> 06:04:34,616 就不能 6160 06:04:46,816 --> 06:04:50,616 啊谢谢这样子做的辛苦了吗谢谢你哦 6161 06:05:03,066 --> 06:05:05,266 啊但我今天没刷牙但是 6162 06:05:06,383 --> 06:05:09,383 将就吧我现在也不想出房间门了 6163 06:05:09,500 --> 06:05:12,216 说房间门声音太大就会被我妈听懂 6164 06:05:18,700 --> 06:05:20,900 比你小吗真的假的 6165 06:05:21,666 --> 06:05:22,549 真的吗 6166 06:05:25,150 --> 06:05:26,350 好牛啊我 6167 06:05:28,750 --> 06:05:31,066 黄黄的没有 6168 06:05:33,550 --> 06:05:34,616 倒点猫粮 6169 06:05:41,466 --> 06:05:44,983 晚上了少吃点牙齿会变烂的 6170 06:05:47,266 --> 06:05:51,549 待会你也去拔智齿在这他也长蛀牙 6171 06:05:53,750 --> 06:05:57,550 一天晚上不刷没什么吧呵呵呵大家 6172 06:06:04,700 --> 06:06:05,500 快 6173 06:06:09,666 --> 06:06:11,066 关灯去了 6174 06:06:24,216 --> 06:06:27,499 哪有人这么直播的有人这么直播吗 6175 06:06:28,183 --> 06:06:29,749 还有谁这么直播啊 6176 06:06:30,150 --> 06:06:32,383 你们得给我多找几个例子 6177 06:06:32,700 --> 06:06:34,416 不然我内心不平衡了 6178 06:06:34,783 --> 06:06:37,749 把这个弄一下这个付出太多了 6179 06:06:38,500 --> 06:06:41,016 哎幸好还找到一个玩具 6180 06:06:47,983 --> 06:06:49,866 SURE哇这么生活耶 6181 06:06:50,383 --> 06:06:51,583 真的假的 6182 06:06:52,783 --> 06:06:54,349 哦仰卧起坐吗 6183 06:06:57,500 --> 06:06:58,550 真的吗 6184 06:06:59,300 --> 06:07:00,383 就是这样 6185 06:07:01,183 --> 06:07:02,666 那个什么我想想 6186 06:07:03,266 --> 06:07:07,216 那个什么那个什么我想想这是连 6187 06:07:07,216 --> 06:07:08,866 什么上床音然后说是东西 6188 06:07:08,866 --> 06:07:10,666 音都能听到的是什么吗 6189 06:07:13,750 --> 06:07:14,983 仰卧起坐一下 6190 06:07:15,750 --> 06:07:17,216 内心不太平衡 6191 06:07:18,216 --> 06:07:20,816 我这个直播间进展太快了 6192 06:07:22,416 --> 06:07:23,666 休息一下 6193 06:07:27,950 --> 06:07:28,750 坐下 6194 06:07:31,016 --> 06:07:34,349 这个只是入门级别吗还要多多久 6195 06:07:34,350 --> 06:07:35,183 那除了泡澡营 6196 06:07:35,183 --> 06:07:37,299 你们还能想象出什么吗除了泡澡 6197 06:07:37,300 --> 06:07:38,583 营还能想什么 6198 06:07:40,100 --> 06:07:42,816 再说再说除了泡澡营还有什么 6199 06:07:46,350 --> 06:07:48,216 true洗澡音还有什么吗没 6200 06:07:48,216 --> 06:07:49,816 有了呀那就我就是 6201 06:07:50,416 --> 06:07:53,899 吃饭音喵喵喵喵喵这样的 6202 06:07:57,466 --> 06:07:59,066 不点正儿八经的行不行 6203 06:08:01,616 --> 06:08:02,499 睡觉赢 6204 06:08:03,350 --> 06:08:04,100 睡觉赢 6205 06:08:04,100 --> 06:08:06,866 不可能吧你说的睡觉赢不会是我吧 6206 06:08:07,383 --> 06:08:08,499 做饭音 6207 06:08:09,383 --> 06:08:10,183 是哦 6208 06:08:11,016 --> 06:08:11,816 是哦 6209 06:08:12,500 --> 06:08:13,416 还有呢 6210 06:08:16,466 --> 06:08:20,983 哎呀说点说点真的说点真实的 6211 06:08:22,950 --> 06:08:23,750 穿衣服 6212 06:08:25,583 --> 06:08:26,899 睡觉了 6213 06:08:28,183 --> 06:08:30,983 你还想怎么样别玩了好吗 6214 06:08:31,783 --> 06:08:34,066 刷牙晕了我已经有刷牙了 6215 06:08:36,350 --> 06:08:37,416 what would我要边 6216 06:08:37,616 --> 06:08:40,183 做仰卧起坐要不然待会我就那个什么 6217 06:08:40,816 --> 06:08:43,616 那个什么要不然我就不不想那个啥了 6218 06:08:44,583 --> 06:08:46,616 哎呀但是这个声音太大了 6219 06:08:46,666 --> 06:08:47,466 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 6220 06:08:48,616 --> 06:08:50,149 我的床的声音很大 6221 06:08:52,066 --> 06:08:53,699 尽量安静的坐 6222 06:08:55,500 --> 06:08:57,500 我不是要我健身欢迎吗 6223 06:08:58,983 --> 06:09:01,066 不是你们说的是不是乔瑞了吗 6224 06:09:18,100 --> 06:09:19,950 加加1他不发声音了 6225 06:09:45,616 --> 06:09:46,416 yeah咳咳 6226 06:10:01,500 --> 06:10:02,300 well 6227 06:10:03,266 --> 06:10:04,983 啊我肚子要爆炸了 6228 06:10:06,950 --> 06:10:08,666 今天就到此为止吧 6229 06:10:11,866 --> 06:10:13,749 做了15个很标准的 6230 06:10:19,900 --> 06:10:20,700 怎么样 6231 06:10:28,183 --> 06:10:28,983 who 6232 06:10:31,466 --> 06:10:33,266 15个不是10个 6233 06:10:39,783 --> 06:10:42,299 你们自己试试自己的行不行啊要很标 6234 06:10:42,300 --> 06:10:43,150 准的那种 6235 06:10:49,666 --> 06:10:50,949 那我再做3个 6236 06:11:18,583 --> 06:11:19,383 这个 6237 06:11:28,950 --> 06:11:29,750 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 6238 06:11:31,866 --> 06:11:33,499 又做了10个 6239 06:11:39,550 --> 06:11:42,750 Do我是做的很慢然后很标准你懂不懂 6240 06:11:42,750 --> 06:11:43,900 你懂不懂 6241 06:11:45,500 --> 06:11:47,583 懂不懂我的含金量 6242 06:11:48,950 --> 06:11:49,750 啊 6243 06:11:51,300 --> 06:11:52,100 关灯 6244 06:12:04,900 --> 06:12:05,700 累死 6245 06:12:06,666 --> 06:12:08,183 25个 6246 06:12:08,866 --> 06:12:09,666 哈 6247 06:12:14,216 --> 06:12:15,016 睡了 6248 06:12:15,866 --> 06:12:20,616 啊运动后感觉就是困意都袭来了 6249 06:12:29,550 --> 06:12:32,500 大家如果睡眠不太好的话建议大家 6250 06:12:32,666 --> 06:12:34,983 睡前运动运动像直播一样 6251 06:12:35,300 --> 06:12:39,183 就是有一个健康的作息嗯运动运动 6252 06:12:44,416 --> 06:12:46,583 又做了一个因为起来弄被子 6253 06:12:46,666 --> 06:12:48,749 又做哈哈哈 6254 06:12:48,783 --> 06:12:51,949 因为做起来弄被子又做了一个 6255 06:13:02,866 --> 06:13:04,499 就起来了一下弄了一下 6256 06:13:04,616 --> 06:13:06,583 枕头这也算半个 6257 06:13:14,016 --> 06:13:15,866 AH 6258 06:13:24,266 --> 06:13:25,066 HA 6259 06:13:32,216 --> 06:13:34,749 哈哈哈哈哈 6260 06:13:35,383 --> 06:13:36,816 不能笑这么大声 6261 06:13:38,900 --> 06:13:40,583 空调声音太大了你们觉 6262 06:13:40,583 --> 06:13:41,983 得是不是巨大声 6263 06:13:44,950 --> 06:13:46,666 主播体力确实很强 6264 06:13:49,616 --> 06:13:53,583 哎大家我的猫昨天晚上昨天从我的 6265 06:13:54,066 --> 06:13:57,816 从从我的大腿踩奶踩到我的脖 6266 06:13:57,900 --> 06:14:00,783 子我超而且我还是侧躺着 6267 06:14:00,783 --> 06:14:02,266 他在我的侧面 6268 06:14:02,383 --> 06:14:04,349 他在我的侧面上踩 6269 06:14:04,466 --> 06:14:06,299 就我明显感觉他脚都 6270 06:14:06,416 --> 06:14:07,783 踩不稳他还非 6271 06:14:07,783 --> 06:14:10,149 得我身上踩呢这是为什么呀 6272 06:14:11,266 --> 06:14:12,416 太搞笑了 6273 06:14:14,616 --> 06:14:15,416 哦 6274 06:14:15,950 --> 06:14:18,150 谢谢穿衣没有阿考的粉丝灯牌 6275 06:14:21,616 --> 06:14:22,983 我的侧面这么 6276 06:14:23,016 --> 06:14:26,749 人的侧面那么细一条他怎么怎么 6277 06:14:27,616 --> 06:14:31,499 太搞笑了把这个空调声音放小一点 6278 06:14:34,416 --> 06:14:39,549 我啊太小声了太安静了不敢说话了 6279 06:14:40,216 --> 06:14:41,216 这段时间 6280 06:14:44,150 --> 06:14:45,150 OK OK 6281 06:14:50,666 --> 06:14:52,149 我不播到3点 6282 06:14:53,500 --> 06:14:55,466 我马上就要下播了 6283 06:15:06,300 --> 06:15:07,416 睡觉了吗 6284 06:15:07,950 --> 06:15:09,900 喂喂睡觉了吗 6285 06:15:27,100 --> 06:15:28,016 吃了吗 6286 06:15:29,183 --> 06:15:31,016 给大家念黄色小说 6287 06:15:34,266 --> 06:15:35,066 不是 6288 06:15:36,416 --> 06:15:38,899 来念小说让大家振奋起来 6289 06:15:55,866 --> 06:15:57,349 这句话是待在你的 6290 06:15:57,666 --> 06:15:59,349 那个什么备忘录 6291 06:15:59,350 --> 06:16:01,783 里吗你怎么能这么快就打出感觉不见 6292 06:16:01,783 --> 06:16:02,866 全信任呢 6293 06:16:06,983 --> 06:16:07,783 oh 6294 06:16:09,750 --> 06:16:11,416 第一张房东太太 6295 06:16:11,816 --> 06:16:13,983 什么啊喜欢看房东太太 6296 06:16:13,983 --> 06:16:15,666 喜欢看人机是吧 6297 06:16:17,816 --> 06:16:18,616 羞羞 6298 06:16:21,216 --> 06:16:22,183 羞羞了 6299 06:16:23,983 --> 06:16:24,466 算了算 6300 06:16:24,466 --> 06:16:26,216 了可能你现在已经是打那个熟 6301 06:16:26,216 --> 06:16:28,266 字母就能打出这几个字 6302 06:16:29,183 --> 06:16:31,349 尖锐了呵呵 6303 06:16:49,583 --> 06:16:52,783 SURE什么关于成绩并不理想什么 6304 06:16:52,900 --> 06:16:55,183 经典的什么很经典的吗 6305 06:16:58,783 --> 06:17:01,499 是什么很经典的那种小说吗 6306 06:17:03,750 --> 06:17:04,950 小说吗 6307 06:17:05,666 --> 06:17:07,549 小小哎我给你编吧 6308 06:17:10,350 --> 06:17:11,583 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket come on 6309 06:17:16,183 --> 06:17:17,383 我想不出来 6310 06:17:21,183 --> 06:17:22,266 经典小黄文 6311 06:17:22,300 --> 06:17:24,900 真的吗我不了解你们男生看的小黄文 6312 06:17:26,900 --> 06:17:27,983 少年阿斌 6313 06:17:28,466 --> 06:17:31,866 为什么是讲少年的是男童小小黄娃 6314 06:17:45,700 --> 06:17:47,016 看我好看的吗 6315 06:17:49,900 --> 06:17:51,383 我这念不出来呀 6316 06:17:56,866 --> 06:17:59,783 什么你们的叫做少年什么什么的吗 6317 06:18:00,816 --> 06:18:02,266 那不是那种吗 6318 06:18:06,783 --> 06:18:07,666 嘿嘿 6319 06:18:15,300 --> 06:18:16,100 UGH 6320 06:18:23,750 --> 06:18:24,416 我真没看 6321 06:18:24,416 --> 06:18:26,899 过你们看的可能跟我看的不一样吧 6322 06:18:26,900 --> 06:18:28,950 为什么是少年啊兵啊 6323 06:18:46,583 --> 06:18:47,383 哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦 6324 06:18:52,950 --> 06:18:55,466 讲点什么小故事呢哎大家我以前 6325 06:18:55,616 --> 06:18:57,216 初中特别喜欢讲 6326 06:18:57,216 --> 06:18:58,383 那种自己编的小 6327 06:18:58,383 --> 06:19:01,183 故事给同学们听他们特别喜欢听 6328 06:19:04,350 --> 06:19:05,216 我也看不懂 6329 06:19:10,416 --> 06:19:12,383 我想吃手抓饼啊 6330 06:19:15,100 --> 06:19:16,616 SURE手抓饼 6331 06:19:19,383 --> 06:19:19,549 我 6332 06:19:19,550 --> 06:19:21,816 现在都想不起来了我当时都是想到哪 6333 06:19:21,816 --> 06:19:22,666 编到哪 6334 06:19:27,550 --> 06:19:28,950 我想不起来 6335 06:19:33,700 --> 06:19:35,216 吃个鸡吃个屁 6336 06:19:36,816 --> 06:19:39,616 这点哪有手抓饼还会开呀神经病吧 6337 06:19:40,950 --> 06:19:42,900 我也想吃手抓饼主播的 6338 06:19:43,016 --> 06:19:44,699 品味就是我加什么菜啊 6339 06:19:44,783 --> 06:19:46,216 老板给我来个 6340 06:19:46,216 --> 06:19:48,749 加一个蛋然后我想加火腿肠 6341 06:19:48,783 --> 06:19:50,099 然后我想加 6342 06:19:50,466 --> 06:19:52,816 嗯我要沙拉酱然后 6343 06:19:52,983 --> 06:19:54,549 我还想要甜辣酱 6344 06:19:54,583 --> 06:19:58,549 然后再加点啥呢那个脆的东西那个脆 6345 06:19:58,583 --> 06:20:00,416 脆脆的那个给我剁点 6346 06:20:00,466 --> 06:20:03,299 生菜少点行吧生菜可以只放一片 6347 06:20:06,350 --> 06:20:07,783 还有什么还能叫什么培 6348 06:20:07,783 --> 06:20:09,216 根培根我们要培根 6349 06:20:13,300 --> 06:20:14,983 味道重点老板 6350 06:20:15,266 --> 06:20:16,149 沙拉番茄你快 6351 06:20:16,150 --> 06:20:19,183 吃屎啊我这辈子没吃过沙拉番茄的 6352 06:20:20,983 --> 06:20:23,499 鸡肉算了吧鸡肉总感觉是假肉 6353 06:20:23,583 --> 06:20:25,699 感觉吃起来根本没有肉感 6354 06:20:27,500 --> 06:20:28,816 肌肉嗯 6355 06:20:29,466 --> 06:20:29,583 添 6356 06:20:29,583 --> 06:20:32,066 加个里脊肉吧里脊肉感觉比肌肉好点 6357 06:20:32,350 --> 06:20:34,066 靠他刚才已经说了个死 6358 06:20:34,066 --> 06:20:36,416 老板你听不懂话是吧你做不做不做管 6359 06:20:37,350 --> 06:20:39,016 你是变异警察是吧 6360 06:20:41,300 --> 06:20:44,416 鸡蛋我也说了我第一个说的就是鸡蛋 6361 06:20:44,950 --> 06:20:47,100 做不做生意不做生意就滚 6362 06:20:57,550 --> 06:20:59,266 像你这样怎么赚的到钱啊 6363 06:20:59,266 --> 06:21:01,266 肉肉松可以加一点吧 6364 06:21:02,383 --> 06:21:03,616 哈哈 6365 06:21:04,750 --> 06:21:06,150 哈哈哈 6366 06:21:07,616 --> 06:21:10,349 你要不要问我吃什么 6367 06:21:10,350 --> 06:21:12,300 你要不要问我吃吃吃烤 6368 06:21:12,300 --> 06:21:15,616 冷面是不是吃烤冷面还是吃手抓饼啊 6369 06:21:16,983 --> 06:21:18,099 神经病啊 6370 06:21:21,700 --> 06:21:23,583 从业15年我是第一个这么说的啊 6371 06:21:23,583 --> 06:21:25,066 你不会是那个啥吧 6372 06:21:25,183 --> 06:21:27,549 你这个定型吗是帮我那个的吗 6373 06:21:27,700 --> 06:21:29,183 帮我做滴滴的那个吗 6374 06:21:29,183 --> 06:21:33,066 那应该可能不是可能是我多想了 6375 06:21:35,016 --> 06:21:36,783 哪有他妈的对不起对不起 6376 06:21:36,783 --> 06:21:38,416 啊我怎么这么说话 6377 06:21:38,500 --> 06:21:41,066 哪有手抓饼加西兰花的 6378 06:21:44,900 --> 06:21:49,666 我关直播间哈哈哈哈哈哈 6379 06:21:55,816 --> 06:21:57,699 我找找一下借口好吧 6380 06:21:57,750 --> 06:22:00,866 因为我想骂一下大家说没想到别人 6381 06:22:00,866 --> 06:22:02,149 就感觉这个很好 6382 06:22:02,150 --> 06:22:03,866 用对不起对不起对不起对不起 6383 06:22:03,866 --> 06:22:05,099 对不起对不起 6384 06:22:07,666 --> 06:22:08,466 ha ha 6385 06:22:10,016 --> 06:22:12,466 看看主播素质今晚太低了 6386 06:22:15,750 --> 06:22:16,700 不起对不起 6387 06:22:17,066 --> 06:22:18,299 我错了我错了我 6388 06:22:18,300 --> 06:22:19,950 真的错了对不起对不起 6389 06:22:21,066 --> 06:22:22,783 主播平时还是很好的人 6390 06:22:22,783 --> 06:22:24,499 虽然主播平时确实会 6391 06:22:24,616 --> 06:22:26,183 骂脏话但是主播 6392 06:22:26,383 --> 06:22:28,183 这个只是那个什么呢 6393 06:22:28,300 --> 06:22:32,350 这个脏话只是加强语气并不是真的是 6394 06:22:32,466 --> 06:22:33,149 在 6395 06:22:33,150 --> 06:22:34,950 问候您的母亲sorry i didn't catch your name earlier 6396 06:22:38,816 --> 06:22:40,816 你们平时也说这三个字吧 6397 06:22:45,616 --> 06:22:46,866 这是不喜欢吃的 6398 06:22:47,816 --> 06:22:50,416 对不起对不起对不起对不起 6399 06:22:52,100 --> 06:22:54,016 真的那你比如说你想 6400 06:22:54,016 --> 06:22:54,983 说什么加强语 6401 06:22:54,983 --> 06:22:56,899 气你不会说就是这个字吗 6402 06:22:58,100 --> 06:22:58,900 对呀 6403 06:23:04,183 --> 06:23:05,149 not not 6404 06:23:07,183 --> 06:23:08,866 你爸说他喵的我晕 6405 06:23:08,866 --> 06:23:11,783 掉怎么可能啊怎么会有人这么说话 6406 06:23:12,616 --> 06:23:15,149 那你出出门差点被车撞了你就说 6407 06:23:15,150 --> 06:23:16,466 你他喵的 6408 06:23:16,666 --> 06:23:18,416 差点撞到我了他喵 6409 06:23:18,416 --> 06:23:20,749 的你这么说话你神经病吧 6410 06:23:20,950 --> 06:23:22,500 车主下下下车 6411 06:23:22,900 --> 06:23:24,216 再撞你一下下车 6412 06:23:24,300 --> 06:23:27,066 车主听完本来想下车解决问题 6413 06:23:27,150 --> 06:23:29,416 结果上车又朝你直接撞去 6414 06:23:34,500 --> 06:23:35,300 oh 6415 06:23:54,866 --> 06:23:57,666 真的都会说脏话呀我觉得 6416 06:23:57,700 --> 06:24:00,183 但是我在我爸妈面前不会说脏话 6417 06:24:01,183 --> 06:24:03,016 你这你都能听出我挠挠头 6418 06:24:03,016 --> 06:24:04,349 你都能听出来 6419 06:24:04,700 --> 06:24:07,016 这轻轻挠挠你都能听出来 6420 06:24:11,666 --> 06:24:13,816 被撞了先道歉OK吧 6421 06:24:14,900 --> 06:24:18,183 这腿腿被撞骨骨折了还要站起来 6422 06:24:18,466 --> 06:24:20,499 叫10多鞠躬对不起对不起 6423 06:24:20,666 --> 06:24:23,066 很多你死皮包是你的 6424 06:24:30,466 --> 06:24:32,299 我是轻轻挠的 6425 06:24:34,816 --> 06:24:35,749 不闹了 6426 06:24:51,783 --> 06:24:55,216 忘记涂那个了哎但是算了不想起床了 6427 06:25:04,783 --> 06:25:05,866 被割碎 6428 06:25:16,866 --> 06:25:17,666 uh huh 6429 06:25:21,866 --> 06:25:23,299 不想睡觉了 6430 06:25:27,583 --> 06:25:29,783 主播安排一下明天干嘛 6431 06:25:29,950 --> 06:25:31,900 明天我玩个游戏我先 6432 06:25:32,066 --> 06:25:35,149 明天去那个什么做一下功课玩个游戏 6433 06:25:35,300 --> 06:25:38,750 然后星期一的话咱们就是说 6434 06:25:39,216 --> 06:25:42,299 他们就是说也没有想好然后 6435 06:25:42,550 --> 06:25:44,666 周二的话专门就是说 6436 06:25:44,816 --> 06:25:48,299 也没想好周三专门就是说也没想好 6437 06:25:49,950 --> 06:25:52,216 哈哈哈啥游戏 6438 06:25:52,783 --> 06:25:56,183 还没想好哈哈哈 6439 06:26:02,583 --> 06:26:04,783 看一下有没有回我消息没有OK 6440 06:26:08,466 --> 06:26:10,416 他们就是说不想睡了 6441 06:26:11,583 --> 06:26:14,066 我们永远待在一起吧 6442 06:26:20,700 --> 06:26:22,583 每周第一天看烂片吗 6443 06:26:24,383 --> 06:26:25,183 嗯 6444 06:26:26,183 --> 06:26:26,749 每周 6445 06:26:26,750 --> 06:26:29,216 的话有点频率太多了吧有这么多烂片 6446 06:26:29,216 --> 06:26:32,183 吗我也想看烂烂片 6447 06:26:38,750 --> 06:26:39,550 HAHA 6448 06:26:40,950 --> 06:26:43,216 我非常的你的呀 6449 06:26:43,950 --> 06:26:46,183 就跟我朋友打电话这样朋友 6450 06:26:46,300 --> 06:26:49,183 他说啊他说妈妈要那个什么我说 6451 06:26:49,500 --> 06:26:51,150 你把我放在旁边吧 6452 06:26:51,300 --> 06:26:54,500 等他出门给他妈妈买个什么药我也说 6453 06:26:55,350 --> 06:26:58,500 我们去打个电话去买吧 6454 06:27:01,550 --> 06:27:04,066 你要考虑哔哩哔哩有没有这个版权 6455 06:27:08,700 --> 06:27:11,900 哈哈怎么吃是消化不了 6456 06:27:13,700 --> 06:27:15,500 你要考虑哔哩哔哩有没有饮 6457 06:27:15,666 --> 06:27:17,216 尽这些烂片 6458 06:27:17,866 --> 06:27:18,616 你要考虑 6459 06:27:18,616 --> 06:27:20,949 哔哩哔哩有没有饮尽这些烂片 6460 06:27:23,066 --> 06:27:25,899 心里我感觉我的心里是不是有点问题 6461 06:27:25,950 --> 06:27:27,383 感觉可能是 6462 06:27:36,016 --> 06:27:37,266 你们觉得是吗 6463 06:27:37,266 --> 06:27:39,299 这一般人应该不会这样的 6464 06:27:39,950 --> 06:27:42,266 这一般人不会不会这样的 6465 06:27:49,783 --> 06:27:53,266 哈哈哈是不是你可以看点好的 6466 06:27:54,750 --> 06:27:56,900 小圆小圆reaction 6467 06:27:57,066 --> 06:27:59,416 小圆为什么能引流大的 6468 06:27:59,750 --> 06:28:00,900 引波大的 6469 06:28:21,900 --> 06:28:24,500 但是我还是觉得别人应该不会这样的 6470 06:28:26,866 --> 06:28:28,466 我在思考为什么 6471 06:28:30,100 --> 06:28:31,183 嗯嗯 6472 06:28:53,866 --> 06:28:55,749 真毙了几秒也不行 6473 06:29:01,500 --> 06:29:03,866 干嘛打那么多个多个感叹号 6474 06:29:05,350 --> 06:29:06,150 是不是童 6475 06:29:06,150 --> 06:29:08,950 年有什么阴影心理上有什么欠 6476 06:29:08,950 --> 06:29:10,350 缺才这样啊 6477 06:29:14,750 --> 06:29:17,150 哎这几秒钟烦不烦啊 6478 06:29:18,350 --> 06:29:20,216 多大点事啊 6479 06:29:22,700 --> 06:29:23,466 two关键的几 6480 06:29:23,466 --> 06:29:25,866 秒我什么也没干啊我清一下嗓子吧 6481 06:29:32,750 --> 06:29:33,550 嗯 6482 06:29:34,983 --> 06:29:36,816 你们不如我一 6483 06:29:36,816 --> 06:29:39,699 滴吧但是我每次下播可能 6484 06:29:39,900 --> 06:29:41,300 其实没什么要说但是 6485 06:29:41,350 --> 06:29:43,666 或者是播了很久下播但是还是有点 6486 06:29:43,816 --> 06:29:45,499 不太想下播的那种 6487 06:29:45,816 --> 06:29:48,299 90%的时候可能都是这样吧 6488 06:29:49,700 --> 06:29:52,816 感叹号太太凶了不准感叹号 6489 06:29:53,350 --> 06:29:54,266 只能说什么 6490 06:29:54,266 --> 06:29:56,549 睡宝太可爱了然后打感叹号 6491 06:29:59,816 --> 06:30:01,783 或者说什么 6492 06:30:02,666 --> 06:30:06,699 嗯太喜欢睡饱了可以打感叹号 6493 06:30:07,150 --> 06:30:09,583 句号也不行啊句号更凶 6494 06:30:15,100 --> 06:30:16,216 不能治好我 6495 06:30:21,750 --> 06:30:23,816 啊本直播间还可以发波浪号哈 6496 06:30:25,416 --> 06:30:27,949 哈哈好非主流 6497 06:30:29,300 --> 06:30:32,416 这样可以发波了哈你发波了哈 6498 06:30:33,183 --> 06:30:34,466 你发波了哈 6499 06:30:35,950 --> 06:30:37,783 是吗太可爱了波浪哈 6500 06:30:51,583 --> 06:30:53,899 哈哈有点恶心还好吧 6501 06:30:56,950 --> 06:30:57,750 Apple 6502 06:31:03,950 --> 06:31:05,016 嗯嗯 6503 06:31:10,416 --> 06:31:11,699 在呢在呢 6504 06:31:21,616 --> 06:31:22,383 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 6505 06:31:22,383 --> 06:31:23,666 我一下子感觉 6506 06:31:23,700 --> 06:31:27,583 语气就重了起来的感叹号的话那 6507 06:31:27,583 --> 06:31:27,899 说不定 6508 06:31:27,900 --> 06:31:29,700 大家心里面就觉得啊有点可爱 6509 06:31:29,700 --> 06:31:30,550 说一下吧 6510 06:31:30,666 --> 06:31:32,266 只打了2个感叹号 6511 06:31:32,350 --> 06:31:36,066 让让我的心里以为大家觉得我啊 6512 06:31:36,350 --> 06:31:39,983 天啊大家觉得我这么可爱吗 6513 06:31:41,983 --> 06:31:43,183 只是随便打打 6514 06:31:52,100 --> 06:31:53,550 哈哈哈 6515 06:31:54,583 --> 06:31:55,899 哎这是 6516 06:31:56,350 --> 06:31:58,783 什么路人点进来想说什么萌萌 6517 06:31:58,783 --> 06:32:00,149 人直播间啊 6518 06:32:02,066 --> 06:32:05,149 这个弹幕味好大路人进来想说 6519 06:32:06,383 --> 06:32:09,216 天这弹幕融不进去润了润了 6520 06:32:10,216 --> 06:32:11,383 哈哈 6521 06:32:19,466 --> 06:32:20,266 oh 6522 06:32:22,983 --> 06:32:23,699 第一次看翠 6523 06:32:23,700 --> 06:32:25,416 宝直播请问评论就可以结婚吗 6524 06:32:25,416 --> 06:32:26,383 我一时间 6525 06:32:26,416 --> 06:32:29,499 分不清楚真的他是真的这么说的还是 6526 06:32:29,666 --> 06:32:32,949 还是在还是在阿尔匹蒙人 6527 06:32:52,950 --> 06:32:53,750 oh 6528 06:32:57,383 --> 06:32:58,183 cool 6529 06:33:02,783 --> 06:33:03,816 我唱人的话 6530 06:33:03,816 --> 06:33:04,866 那也要说一些纯 6531 06:33:04,866 --> 06:33:07,149 肉人才会说的话某某人要说些 6532 06:33:07,150 --> 06:33:08,950 纯某某人才会说的话 6533 06:33:13,550 --> 06:33:16,266 我在哼乌梅子酱 6534 06:33:18,350 --> 06:33:20,550 那你要你是女粉的话那你要说我 6535 06:33:20,550 --> 06:33:21,900 女儿太可爱了 6536 06:33:23,866 --> 06:33:25,099 我就很我就很 6537 06:33:33,983 --> 06:33:34,783 哼 6538 06:33:35,216 --> 06:33:37,666 就只会出现可爱蛋堆吗 6539 06:33:38,350 --> 06:33:41,266 哈哈哈哈哈哈 6540 06:33:41,783 --> 06:33:42,899 别别别别别 6541 06:33:47,466 --> 06:33:50,266 oh你有粉的话你有粉要哎 6542 06:33:50,416 --> 06:33:52,666 老公好a吧可能 6543 06:33:55,216 --> 06:33:58,149 哈哈哈哈哈 6544 06:34:02,216 --> 06:34:03,016 嗯 6545 06:34:04,150 --> 06:34:06,016 哈哈哈 6546 06:34:07,216 --> 06:34:08,183 dog 6547 06:34:10,500 --> 06:34:12,350 dog太好笑了 6548 06:34:13,016 --> 06:34:13,816 嗯 6549 06:34:17,700 --> 06:34:21,900 哼好了好了好了知道知道了别吵 6550 06:34:27,500 --> 06:34:29,666 啥也没干了这老公好a 6551 06:34:47,950 --> 06:34:50,350 老公好凶老公最凶你哎呀不行不行 6552 06:34:51,100 --> 06:34:53,616 好恶心好恶心好凶好恶心 6553 06:34:56,816 --> 06:34:59,499 得蹬腿了受不了 6554 06:35:09,150 --> 06:35:09,900 走开走开走开 6555 06:35:09,900 --> 06:35:12,983 等一下把这个记忆从脑袋里面扇扇 6556 06:35:13,216 --> 06:35:14,983 扇风扇走扇走 6557 06:35:18,066 --> 06:35:18,866 OK 6558 06:35:20,616 --> 06:35:21,816 没事发生啊 6559 06:35:27,550 --> 06:35:28,783 哈哈哈 6560 06:35:30,216 --> 06:35:31,499 闭嘴呀 6561 06:35:35,300 --> 06:35:39,900 别老是夸我可爱人家才不可爱呢哼 6562 06:35:43,866 --> 06:35:44,666 um 6563 06:35:46,266 --> 06:35:47,349 不能说可爱 6564 06:35:59,266 --> 06:36:03,783 你甜甜的微笑就像我没资格 6565 06:36:05,983 --> 06:36:06,783 呼呼呼呼呼 6566 06:36:08,950 --> 06:36:10,866 我好喜欢 6567 06:36:16,016 --> 06:36:17,749 天呐我今天播了多少个小 6568 06:36:17,750 --> 06:36:20,900 时从8点到2:40十几个小时 6569 06:36:21,350 --> 06:36:23,500 6个小时啊 6570 06:36:26,700 --> 06:36:29,616 这下8小时工作制了大家 6571 06:36:30,150 --> 06:36:32,950 这下8小时工作制了 6572 06:36:42,750 --> 06:36:45,500 我之前是8小时吗我8小时我在干嘛 6573 06:36:47,416 --> 06:36:49,183 我当时在干嘛呢 6574 06:36:51,866 --> 06:36:54,949 快动个动个没加意啊 6575 06:37:06,866 --> 06:37:10,499 本小本营只是工作电脑是工作电台是 6576 06:37:10,583 --> 06:37:11,583 是生活 6577 06:37:14,816 --> 06:37:16,583 啊连麦那天吗吓 6578 06:37:16,583 --> 06:37:18,949 我一跳你们突然说连麦我还以为你们 6579 06:37:19,066 --> 06:37:21,349 现在突然怎么都说连麦 6580 06:37:43,500 --> 06:37:45,500 现在还有多少人在播啊 6581 06:37:47,466 --> 06:37:50,499 现在播出任务还有多少个主播在播啊 6582 06:37:51,900 --> 06:37:53,700 不行算了吧别连了 6583 06:37:54,350 --> 06:37:56,783 我待会大家把我气的睡不着了 6584 06:37:57,216 --> 06:37:59,983 镰刀还是停不下来一阵枪怎么办 6585 06:38:11,350 --> 06:38:12,150 cool 6586 06:38:12,700 --> 06:38:15,550 不看别人吗自己可以查自己的 6587 06:38:15,700 --> 06:38:17,383 看直播的记录吗 6588 06:38:17,816 --> 06:38:18,583 自己发弹 6589 06:38:18,583 --> 06:38:20,983 幕的记录吗看看你的弹幕记录 6590 06:38:30,383 --> 06:38:32,383 哈哈没关注别人是吧 6591 06:38:32,383 --> 06:38:35,216 到下播去看一下你的关注列表好吧 6592 06:39:00,866 --> 06:39:02,099 哎呀完蛋了他妈 6593 06:39:05,816 --> 06:39:07,616 我操你干嘛呢 6594 06:39:09,550 --> 06:39:13,216 哈哈哈这怎么上去的 6595 06:39:18,383 --> 06:39:21,183 哈哈带我笑 6596 06:39:27,100 --> 06:39:29,100 包他通过那个 6597 06:39:30,750 --> 06:39:33,900 就是我的置物架上有我猫的 6598 06:39:33,900 --> 06:39:36,866 一些玩具就是那个响指玩具然后他 6599 06:39:37,066 --> 06:39:40,349 他是跳不上那个置物架的但是他踩 6600 06:39:40,383 --> 06:39:42,383 踩着那个垃圾桶 6601 06:39:42,416 --> 06:39:45,066 先跳到垃圾桶上然后扒拉到那个 6602 06:39:45,500 --> 06:39:47,216 那个置物架上面然后 6603 06:39:47,866 --> 06:39:50,216 扒拉了一个玩具丢下来玩 6604 06:39:54,816 --> 06:39:56,183 看看他又在干嘛 6605 06:40:00,066 --> 06:40:01,866 我就不应该让他睡的 6606 06:40:05,700 --> 06:40:07,016 什么玩具那个 6607 06:40:07,416 --> 06:40:09,466 不知道怎么跟你形容一个 6608 06:40:09,783 --> 06:40:12,149 那种球他就是跟塑料纸 6609 06:40:12,150 --> 06:40:15,183 做的那种然后会很小猫会很喜欢玩 6610 06:40:22,066 --> 06:40:24,583 别老进进出出我直播间的 6611 06:40:24,816 --> 06:40:29,066 烦死了还没选好你要看谁吗啊 6612 06:40:30,666 --> 06:40:32,699 drink都是竖着的 6613 06:40:36,783 --> 06:40:39,866 实在不行用两个手机双开吧 6614 06:40:40,466 --> 06:40:42,816 碍眼的很一会 6615 06:40:42,816 --> 06:40:45,699 要进入直播间一会要进入直播间的 6616 06:40:50,416 --> 06:40:53,866 猫宝先睡觉了冬天本来猫就睡得久 6617 06:40:54,550 --> 06:40:56,466 刚才一般来说我在 6618 06:40:56,500 --> 06:40:58,216 那什么直播的时候晚上8点钟 6619 06:40:58,216 --> 06:40:59,349 直播的时候他就 6620 06:40:59,350 --> 06:41:00,700 他可能就会睡觉 6621 06:41:00,750 --> 06:41:02,016 但如果他睡的话 6622 06:41:02,216 --> 06:41:03,899 如果他不睡的话他就 6623 06:41:03,983 --> 06:41:07,016 他就会扒拉我的手机他睡觉的话他 6624 06:41:07,016 --> 06:41:08,983 晚上现在就会比较精神 6625 06:41:09,700 --> 06:41:11,866 谢空心派头胖头鱼的粉丝灯牌 6626 06:41:15,183 --> 06:41:17,983 对不起对不起有用吗啊 6627 06:41:21,300 --> 06:41:23,300 那我也进入别人的直播间 6628 06:41:25,416 --> 06:41:26,616 去看别人了 6629 06:41:29,700 --> 06:41:30,500 瞅瞅 6630 06:41:42,216 --> 06:41:43,016 cool 6631 06:41:47,783 --> 06:41:48,583 Peter咦 6632 06:41:57,616 --> 06:41:59,383 一起看吗我想掐读诗 6633 06:42:11,666 --> 06:42:13,149 the beauty痛苦 6634 06:42:17,383 --> 06:42:18,549 怎么又在好哭 6635 06:42:35,066 --> 06:42:37,583 这个好看我觉得这个还挺好看的 6636 06:42:43,500 --> 06:42:44,700 嗯这个也不错 6637 06:42:50,266 --> 06:42:51,499 这个好这个好 6638 06:42:54,300 --> 06:42:55,466 你觉得这个怎么样 6639 06:42:55,983 --> 06:42:56,616 我觉得他 6640 06:42:56,616 --> 06:42:59,383 长得还那个什么但是他有点那个嗯 6641 06:43:05,783 --> 06:43:07,466 你最喜欢这个还是那个 6642 06:43:35,783 --> 06:43:38,016 这挺可爱的长线吗我的长 6643 06:43:38,016 --> 06:43:39,416 线真的有长线的意义 6644 06:43:39,416 --> 06:43:41,466 吗没多大意义吧我感觉 6645 06:43:43,066 --> 06:43:46,016 我操还挺多人在播的那没事了 6646 06:43:49,666 --> 06:43:52,616 行吧我感觉自己也比较那个什么了 6647 06:43:53,016 --> 06:43:54,949 心里比较平衡了 6648 06:43:56,183 --> 06:43:58,183 大家也会播这么久啊 6649 06:44:01,183 --> 06:44:01,983 school 6650 06:44:09,983 --> 06:44:12,666 SURE边没水了你不知道给我倒点来吗 6651 06:44:12,866 --> 06:44:13,666 嗯 6652 06:44:24,700 --> 06:44:27,583 他们翱翔不我才不想要做最后一个呢 6653 06:44:31,950 --> 06:44:32,783 哦对不起 6654 06:44:34,016 --> 06:44:35,416 原来你在我旁边 6655 06:44:35,950 --> 06:44:38,750 空调停了好安静啊 6656 06:44:41,350 --> 06:44:42,150 乖呀 6657 06:44:46,933 --> 06:44:50,533 哎呀我不小心按到关机了等一下 6658 06:44:52,333 --> 06:44:53,866 小心按到关机了 6659 06:44:56,783 --> 06:44:58,983 别抓我头发哎呦 6660 06:45:05,816 --> 06:45:07,133 哎好烦呢 6661 06:45:07,816 --> 06:45:08,699 走开 6662 06:45:15,066 --> 06:45:16,183 OK you 6663 06:45:22,583 --> 06:45:24,066 又在你压到我头发了 6664 06:45:24,066 --> 06:45:25,066 大家是不是要睡了 6665 06:45:25,066 --> 06:45:27,533 要睡了我就挂了我就我就走了 6666 06:45:35,133 --> 06:45:35,933 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 6667 06:45:54,100 --> 06:45:57,416 看球吗把我当背景音乐是吧 6668 06:45:57,466 --> 06:45:58,266 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 6669 06:46:01,933 --> 06:46:05,466 从前从前我给你们讲一个小说吧 6670 06:46:06,616 --> 06:46:08,133 别打这么多感叹号 6671 06:46:08,133 --> 06:46:10,416 我会以为你的语气很强烈 6672 06:46:11,816 --> 06:46:14,666 在家还是不用打那么多感叹号好吧 6673 06:46:15,266 --> 06:46:19,733 从前从前有一个开始校园文啊 6674 06:46:21,100 --> 06:46:23,900 从前别的男的感叹号 6675 06:46:24,866 --> 06:46:26,216 我得松开一下 6676 06:46:27,333 --> 06:46:28,616 嗯sorry i didn't catch your name earlier 6677 06:46:31,583 --> 06:46:36,216 哈哈不要这么土好吧有座山的 6678 06:46:38,783 --> 06:46:40,416 哈哈哈 6679 06:46:41,616 --> 06:46:43,466 哈哈哈 6680 06:46:45,500 --> 06:46:47,300 别拿这么多跟头 6681 06:46:50,300 --> 06:46:52,183 搞的好像那什么 6682 06:46:52,300 --> 06:46:53,300 搞的好像 6683 06:46:54,066 --> 06:46:57,299 你的那个什么心情很激烈似的 6684 06:46:59,616 --> 06:47:02,333 其实是有一有一点点觉得可爱 6685 06:47:02,333 --> 06:47:05,666 有一点点不想主播走败了OK 6686 06:47:09,383 --> 06:47:11,583 有一个小女孩 6687 06:47:11,983 --> 06:47:13,499 她叫小穗 6688 06:47:15,266 --> 06:47:19,499 有一个小男孩也有可能是小老头 6689 06:47:19,616 --> 06:47:21,866 他叫做小饼 6690 06:47:23,133 --> 06:47:24,816 然后呢 6691 06:47:27,016 --> 06:47:27,899 我在想啊 6692 06:47:29,066 --> 06:47:30,299 有一天 6693 06:47:31,016 --> 06:47:34,183 哈哈哈哈 6694 06:47:35,100 --> 06:47:37,383 等一下我没想好嗯 6695 06:47:39,300 --> 06:47:40,183 想想 6696 06:47:40,983 --> 06:47:45,016 点小小小嗯我想想这时态背景在哪 6697 06:47:46,533 --> 06:47:48,699 哈哈你直接就进去了是吧 6698 06:47:52,583 --> 06:47:54,183 SURE饼是班上 6699 06:47:54,900 --> 06:47:55,783 哈哈哈 6700 06:47:58,416 --> 06:48:01,333 小帅有着大大的眼睛 6701 06:48:01,700 --> 06:48:04,583 小巧的鼻子嗯 6702 06:48:05,133 --> 06:48:06,183 那什么呢 6703 06:48:06,383 --> 06:48:09,866 水嫩的水嫩饱满的嘴唇 6704 06:48:10,016 --> 06:48:13,733 小饼呢他有两个眼睛 6705 06:48:13,816 --> 06:48:15,216 一个鼻子 6706 06:48:15,733 --> 06:48:17,266 一张嘴巴 6707 06:48:18,616 --> 06:48:20,099 是一个男孩 6708 06:48:21,100 --> 06:48:23,016 然后小穗呢 6709 06:48:23,066 --> 06:48:24,866 他是那个什么呢 6710 06:48:25,266 --> 06:48:27,899 嗯皮肤吹弹可破 6711 06:48:28,066 --> 06:48:29,583 然后身高 6712 06:48:29,700 --> 06:48:30,500 嗯 6713 06:48:30,816 --> 06:48:33,583 嗯腿长然后 6714 06:48:34,333 --> 06:48:37,733 发量浓密哈哈哈 6715 06:48:41,700 --> 06:48:42,500 哈哈哈 6716 06:48:44,016 --> 06:48:45,266 哈哈哈哈 6717 06:48:46,383 --> 06:48:47,183 哈 6718 06:48:47,383 --> 06:48:48,183 哈 6719 06:48:53,383 --> 06:48:54,183 哈 6720 06:49:00,533 --> 06:49:01,333 嗯 6721 06:49:01,783 --> 06:49:04,666 腰细细的手指 6722 06:49:04,783 --> 06:49:09,583 嗯纤细嗯又然后又很很长 6723 06:49:10,016 --> 06:49:12,299 然后小腿哈哈 6724 06:49:13,066 --> 06:49:14,933 身上还有什么可以夸的 6725 06:49:15,383 --> 06:49:17,333 腰部非常的纤细 6726 06:49:17,333 --> 06:49:20,133 没有一丝赘肉哈哈哈 6727 06:49:22,866 --> 06:49:25,466 哈哈哈哈哈 6728 06:49:27,066 --> 06:49:29,333 哈温馨没有吹胳膊少 6729 06:49:29,333 --> 06:49:32,099 腿我还没讲到小北的那个部位呢 6730 06:49:32,783 --> 06:49:34,533 干嘛自己脑补啊 6731 06:49:36,666 --> 06:49:38,866 然后小帅呢 6732 06:49:39,100 --> 06:49:41,900 腿腿部非常的纤细 6733 06:49:42,066 --> 06:49:44,499 嗯嗯对对对对 6734 06:49:44,583 --> 06:49:45,616 嗯腿呢 6735 06:49:45,616 --> 06:49:49,533 就是脚踝就是一只手可以握住的那种 6736 06:49:49,533 --> 06:49:51,933 嗯肤白皙 6737 06:49:52,583 --> 06:49:54,933 但是很可惜不是冷白皮 6738 06:49:54,933 --> 06:49:58,416 但是也是相对的较为白皙呀 6739 06:49:58,733 --> 06:50:02,783 睫毛呢也是比较的嗯浓密 6740 06:50:07,133 --> 06:50:08,733 哈哈哈 6741 06:50:13,666 --> 06:50:16,733 少没少零件不知道要要那个什么 6742 06:50:16,866 --> 06:50:21,733 嗯预知后事如何请听下回分解 6743 06:50:21,733 --> 06:50:23,783 然后哈哈哈 6744 06:50:29,333 --> 06:50:31,783 小c呢平时 6745 06:50:32,783 --> 06:50:34,583 哈哈哈哈哈 6746 06:50:35,700 --> 06:50:39,016 小岁了身高165 6747 06:50:39,333 --> 06:50:42,533 体重80斤哼 6748 06:50:46,183 --> 06:50:46,983 哈哈 6749 06:50:49,616 --> 06:50:51,816 哈哈哈 6750 06:50:54,100 --> 06:50:55,300 哈哈 6751 06:51:00,733 --> 06:51:01,533 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 6752 06:51:09,816 --> 06:51:10,616 um 6753 06:51:14,416 --> 06:51:15,266 哈哈哈 6754 06:51:17,700 --> 06:51:19,183 我想到有个人说 6755 06:51:19,300 --> 06:51:22,583 第一张第一张全在讲人设 6756 06:51:25,816 --> 06:51:28,183 不仅仅是第一张在讲人设 6757 06:51:28,383 --> 06:51:33,266 这本文本小说90%都是在在描述 6758 06:51:33,383 --> 06:51:35,499 女主角的美貌哼 6759 06:51:38,700 --> 06:51:39,500 UGH 6760 06:51:40,133 --> 06:51:43,933 小碎呢我想想小碎平时呢 6761 06:51:45,016 --> 06:51:47,616 是扎是扎双双马尾 6762 06:51:47,666 --> 06:51:50,933 非常的俏皮可爱然后 6763 06:51:52,616 --> 06:51:53,499 哈哈哈 6764 06:51:54,466 --> 06:51:56,016 扎了一个不是特别高 6765 06:51:56,016 --> 06:51:58,133 但也不是特别低的一个双马尾 6766 06:51:58,133 --> 06:51:59,583 非常的俏皮可爱 6767 06:51:59,666 --> 06:52:01,466 然后头上总是戴着 6768 06:52:02,100 --> 06:52:03,583 红红色的帽子 6769 06:52:03,666 --> 06:52:05,816 非常的衬肤色 6770 06:52:05,816 --> 06:52:08,183 红色非常非常的适合他 6771 06:52:08,616 --> 06:52:10,666 就是感觉整个人的皮肤 6772 06:52:10,666 --> 06:52:12,416 又更白皙了一些 6773 06:52:12,466 --> 06:52:17,133 而且显得人非常的活泼非常的灵动嗯 6774 06:52:18,616 --> 06:52:20,333 然后小碎子 6775 06:52:20,700 --> 06:52:22,616 两个双马尾上 6776 06:52:26,616 --> 06:52:30,466 双马尾上有两根红色的丝带 6777 06:52:31,266 --> 06:52:33,333 显得更加的可爱 6778 06:52:33,583 --> 06:52:36,299 并没有触角这是小碎天生呢 6779 06:52:36,383 --> 06:52:40,183 这个是呃这个耳发呢有一点渐变色 6780 06:52:40,183 --> 06:52:41,583 虽然很多人质疑 6781 06:52:41,583 --> 06:52:44,099 他是不是悄悄的染了头发 6782 06:52:44,183 --> 06:52:47,133 做了这个什么渐变色的处理 6783 06:52:47,183 --> 06:52:49,066 但是确实是没有的 6784 06:52:49,066 --> 06:52:50,333 这是天生的 6785 06:52:50,333 --> 06:52:53,299 虽然有很多人很羡慕很嫉妒 6786 06:52:53,533 --> 06:52:55,899 但是这确实是真的 6787 06:52:55,900 --> 06:52:57,333 千真万确 6788 06:53:05,183 --> 06:53:08,266 还记得有一次小穗小的时候 6789 06:53:08,300 --> 06:53:09,133 有的 6790 06:53:09,333 --> 06:53:13,016 同学非常的嫉妒小穗头发如此的漂亮 6791 06:53:13,266 --> 06:53:16,266 想用剪刀悄悄的剪掉他的头发 6792 06:53:16,500 --> 06:53:18,666 但是没想到 6793 06:53:19,183 --> 06:53:20,416 机智的小穗 6794 06:53:20,583 --> 06:53:23,533 提前发现了他藏在身后的剪刀 6795 06:53:24,500 --> 06:53:27,500 万幸躲过了这一劫哎 6796 06:53:27,500 --> 06:53:33,333 要不然如此貌美的头发就要消失啊 6797 06:53:34,133 --> 06:53:34,933 啊 6798 06:53:35,583 --> 06:53:37,666 小岁哈哈 6799 06:53:37,900 --> 06:53:39,416 平时会穿 6800 06:53:40,733 --> 06:53:43,899 小岁平时呢会穿一个嗯 6801 06:53:44,466 --> 06:53:46,299 吊带上衣啊 6802 06:53:46,300 --> 06:53:49,900 肩部有两根细线的黑色皮带 6803 06:53:49,900 --> 06:53:51,300 非常的性感 6804 06:53:51,333 --> 06:53:53,866 但是却又非常的可爱 6805 06:53:56,466 --> 06:53:58,499 写一页c g呃 6806 06:53:58,583 --> 06:54:00,066 香辣的 6807 06:54:00,533 --> 06:54:01,333 哎呀妈呀 6808 06:54:02,666 --> 06:54:04,466 然后呢小碎 6809 06:54:04,700 --> 06:54:05,666 怎么说呢 6810 06:54:05,666 --> 06:54:08,099 手臂也是非常的白皙 6811 06:54:08,300 --> 06:54:09,500 然后也很纤 6812 06:54:10,266 --> 06:54:11,333 哈哈哈 6813 06:54:14,733 --> 06:54:16,616 小饼还没出现 6814 06:54:18,583 --> 06:54:21,583 小饼小饼还没出现啊别急 6815 06:54:25,866 --> 06:54:27,699 所以平时呢穿的是 6816 06:54:28,500 --> 06:54:31,133 一个呃什么裙子来着呢 6817 06:54:31,133 --> 06:54:33,533 是一个黑白相间的裙子 6818 06:54:33,533 --> 06:54:36,333 我也忘记了啥裙子来着我是 6819 06:54:37,783 --> 06:54:39,816 哈哈 6820 06:54:43,216 --> 06:54:44,016 哈 6821 06:54:45,100 --> 06:54:46,216 受不了了 6822 06:54:46,216 --> 06:54:48,066 别逗我笑啊笑个屁 6823 06:54:51,300 --> 06:54:52,266 哈 6824 06:54:52,933 --> 06:54:53,783 哈哈 6825 06:54:57,133 --> 06:54:58,299 小声一瞥 6826 06:55:01,983 --> 06:55:03,783 小c平时 6827 06:55:12,216 --> 06:55:13,416 啊好累啊 6828 06:55:13,900 --> 06:55:17,500 睡了吧等累了是有点疲惫了 6829 06:55:22,383 --> 06:55:25,533 所以呢平时会穿一个嗯 6830 06:55:25,583 --> 06:55:29,466 黑色的小腿袜非常的性感 6831 06:55:29,500 --> 06:55:32,016 但是你要说非常性感的话 6832 06:55:32,016 --> 06:55:34,216 那也不是非常非常的性感 6833 06:55:37,983 --> 06:55:40,666 done是他非常哈哈哈 6834 06:55:42,100 --> 06:55:44,216 没有很标准的宗教别不别 6835 06:55:47,666 --> 06:55:50,733 黑色的小腿袜怎么形容呢 6836 06:55:50,733 --> 06:55:52,266 非常的运动 6837 06:55:52,266 --> 06:55:53,666 非常的青春 6838 06:55:53,666 --> 06:55:56,466 但是又不失一些性感剪指甲 6839 06:56:05,016 --> 06:56:06,866 香少女的嗯 6840 06:56:07,133 --> 06:56:09,016 青春可爱和 6841 06:56:10,266 --> 06:56:13,866 女那个什么成年女性的那个什 6842 06:56:13,866 --> 06:56:15,016 么呢性感 6843 06:56:15,100 --> 06:56:16,383 还有什么呢 6844 06:56:16,933 --> 06:56:19,133 嗯风情 6845 06:56:19,300 --> 06:56:22,266 集一体集于一体呀 6846 06:56:27,583 --> 06:56:32,016 小嘴平时穿的是一个黑色的呃 6847 06:56:32,666 --> 06:56:33,466 什么呢 6848 06:56:34,900 --> 06:56:38,183 黑色的小皮鞋非常的可爱 6849 06:56:38,266 --> 06:56:40,066 呃虽然说很简单 6850 06:56:40,333 --> 06:56:43,933 本本文就不进行详细的描述了 6851 06:56:43,933 --> 06:56:46,533 只能说虽然款式非常简单 6852 06:56:46,583 --> 06:56:47,533 但是 6853 06:56:48,216 --> 06:56:50,499 哈哈哈哈 6854 06:56:50,816 --> 06:56:53,416 虽然说款式非常的简单 6855 06:56:53,466 --> 06:56:55,899 但是又很有设计感 6856 06:56:55,900 --> 06:56:56,866 然后呢 6857 06:56:56,866 --> 06:57:01,266 整体搭配起来呢又很让人感到舒适 6858 06:57:01,383 --> 06:57:04,466 但是又非常的可爱很青春 6859 06:57:04,500 --> 06:57:05,416 就好像 6860 06:57:05,416 --> 06:57:08,266 那种动漫里才会出现的女生一样 6861 06:57:09,983 --> 06:57:12,499 HAHA 6862 06:57:15,700 --> 06:57:16,500 嗯 6863 06:57:18,183 --> 06:57:19,216 下一张 6864 06:57:21,266 --> 06:57:22,383 半夜的声音啊 6865 06:57:24,333 --> 06:57:25,133 嗯 6866 06:57:26,066 --> 06:57:28,416 想想还有什么没有讲到的部分 6867 06:57:30,100 --> 06:57:32,616 应该没什么没有讲到的部分吧啊 6868 06:57:32,733 --> 06:57:34,383 小穗呢平时 6869 06:57:35,733 --> 06:57:40,416 小穗平时会穿露腰的嗯一个小上衣 6870 06:57:40,416 --> 06:57:41,499 虽然说 6871 06:57:42,733 --> 06:57:43,666 小碎的 6872 06:57:43,733 --> 06:57:47,216 嗯没有小碎的腰部并没有什么马甲线 6873 06:57:47,500 --> 06:57:49,533 还有什么人鱼线之类的 6874 06:57:58,016 --> 06:57:59,699 好吧被我妈发现了 6875 06:58:02,500 --> 06:58:03,866 不能笑太大声 6876 06:58:09,816 --> 06:58:13,383 小翠平时会穿一个露腰的小吊带 6877 06:58:13,383 --> 06:58:15,383 虽然说小翠没有 6878 06:58:16,466 --> 06:58:18,333 没有腹肌和马甲线 6879 06:58:18,333 --> 06:58:21,533 但是也没有针线但是 6880 06:58:21,933 --> 06:58:22,866 怎么说呢 6881 06:58:22,866 --> 06:58:25,299 腰部也是相对的比较纤细 6882 06:58:25,333 --> 06:58:28,816 并且小碎的背后呢还有两个腰窝 6883 06:58:28,816 --> 06:58:30,699 虽然说不是非常的明显 6884 06:58:30,700 --> 06:58:33,783 但是仔细看的话还是有的 6885 06:58:35,133 --> 06:58:35,933 hmm 6886 06:58:39,066 --> 06:58:41,733 在想还有什么还有什么没听到的吗 6887 06:58:51,183 --> 06:58:53,183 首先我就是总在要 6888 06:58:53,983 --> 06:58:58,016 嗯就是长在背上的两个骷髅 6889 06:59:00,933 --> 06:59:02,866 一只手能握住我操 6890 06:59:02,900 --> 06:59:06,016 你行腰什么腰只有五六厘米吗 6891 06:59:08,300 --> 06:59:10,383 这不要说一下小碎的腰窝吗 6892 06:59:10,416 --> 06:59:14,816 对的腰窝其实就是非常的难得一见 6893 06:59:14,816 --> 06:59:19,299 有人说有腰窝的人都是天选之人 6894 06:59:21,983 --> 06:59:26,299 都是天选之人代表着幸运和性感 6895 06:59:26,333 --> 06:59:28,583 就像天水一样 6896 06:59:32,733 --> 06:59:35,066 还想听继续描述妖波吗 6897 06:59:36,183 --> 06:59:38,783 哎呀这个妖窝啊就是很难得 6898 06:59:38,783 --> 06:59:39,699 一见的 6899 06:59:40,416 --> 06:59:44,466 我估计在座的大家99%的人都没有 6900 06:59:44,466 --> 06:59:45,783 我是真的有妖窝啊 6901 06:59:45,783 --> 06:59:47,183 但是不是很明显 6902 06:59:47,700 --> 06:59:49,383 就是嗯 6903 06:59:50,016 --> 06:59:52,333 能摸出来然后能看到 6904 06:59:52,866 --> 06:59:55,016 你从从我想想 6905 06:59:55,266 --> 06:59:57,266 哎反正如果拍照是看不出来啊 6906 06:59:57,266 --> 06:59:58,183 但是如果 6907 06:59:58,300 --> 07:00:00,700 呃什么靠近一点看是能看到的 6908 07:00:04,383 --> 07:00:05,416 能摸出来 6909 07:00:05,416 --> 07:00:06,666 但是不是像 6910 07:00:06,700 --> 07:00:08,816 如果你们去网上搜一些图片的话 6911 07:00:08,816 --> 07:00:10,133 他们可能很明显 6912 07:00:10,133 --> 07:00:12,616 但是我都没有很明显 6913 07:00:14,416 --> 07:00:15,899 看看这是主播 6914 07:00:15,900 --> 07:00:16,783 只有正面 6915 07:00:16,783 --> 07:00:20,666 目前还没有钱让大家看到我的背面 6916 07:00:23,183 --> 07:00:23,983 HAHA 6917 07:00:27,100 --> 07:00:28,733 TOP不能放鸡蛋 6918 07:00:29,900 --> 07:00:32,266 那是肌肉萎缩了吧 6919 07:00:33,300 --> 07:00:36,733 然后大家还想听小翠的什么的吗 6920 07:00:37,133 --> 07:00:40,133 小翠呢他的背上还有那个什么 6921 07:00:40,133 --> 07:00:42,266 腰上还长了两个翅膀 6922 07:00:42,666 --> 07:00:43,933 非常的可爱 6923 07:00:43,983 --> 07:00:45,533 本来是白色 6924 07:00:45,583 --> 07:00:49,016 但是那个尾巴啊不是尾巴 6925 07:00:49,700 --> 07:00:53,066 翅膀尖呢还有一点点的黑色 6926 07:00:53,500 --> 07:00:55,866 虽然很多人怀疑小翠是不是 6927 07:00:55,900 --> 07:00:56,933 白色的羽毛 6928 07:00:56,933 --> 07:00:57,733 然后 6929 07:00:58,733 --> 07:01:01,016 然后去染了黑色的渐变 6930 07:01:01,016 --> 07:01:03,416 但是可是真的没有啊 6931 07:01:05,983 --> 07:01:07,783 网上那种是要打阴影的吗 6932 07:01:07,816 --> 07:01:10,699 是我看有的模特他们的腰窝很明显 6933 07:01:13,466 --> 07:01:15,016 没有尾巴是我说错了 6934 07:01:15,383 --> 07:01:16,466 鼻子说错了 6935 07:01:16,466 --> 07:01:19,099 那个什么更正一下修订一下好吧 6936 07:01:26,466 --> 07:01:29,099 小c呢身上像喷喷的 6937 07:01:29,100 --> 07:01:32,066 有一点那种洗衣粉的味道 6938 07:01:32,066 --> 07:01:34,216 又有一点沐浴露的味道 6939 07:01:34,216 --> 07:01:36,183 虽然没有涂什么香水 6940 07:01:36,183 --> 07:01:39,216 但是这个人散发着一股温暖 6941 07:01:39,216 --> 07:01:41,383 好闻又亲切的味道 6942 07:01:42,583 --> 07:01:44,699 比比香水还要好闻 6943 07:01:45,900 --> 07:01:46,700 咳咳 6944 07:01:54,733 --> 07:01:55,733 洗衣粉怎么你了 6945 07:01:55,733 --> 07:01:58,016 我还蛮喜欢洗衣粉的味道 6946 07:01:58,016 --> 07:01:59,216 就是洗完衣服 6947 07:01:59,216 --> 07:02:00,466 衣服上的味道 6948 07:02:01,583 --> 07:02:03,133 你们不喜欢吗 6949 07:02:05,583 --> 07:02:07,733 最喜欢的就是那个味道了吧 6950 07:02:09,100 --> 07:02:11,183 之后买点香水小样 6951 07:02:11,183 --> 07:02:13,783 试试看有没有好闻的香水 6952 07:02:24,300 --> 07:02:25,466 然后呢 6953 07:02:26,300 --> 07:02:28,983 还有什么大家还有什么关于女主角想 6954 07:02:28,983 --> 07:02:29,983 了解的事情吗 6955 07:02:29,983 --> 07:02:32,733 我怕自己描述的还不够清楚 6956 07:02:32,983 --> 07:02:36,583 无法让大家在脑子里面那个什么呢 6957 07:02:36,700 --> 07:02:39,900 很清晰的想象出女主角的形象 6958 07:02:56,616 --> 07:02:58,333 我们现在说的是女主角 6959 07:02:58,333 --> 07:03:00,533 请大家不要弄个什么 6960 07:03:01,533 --> 07:03:02,983 答非所问好吗 6961 07:03:07,616 --> 07:03:09,499 你们现在有点像那种什么 6962 07:03:10,700 --> 07:03:13,300 你们现在有点像那种嗯 6963 07:03:15,933 --> 07:03:19,466 现在有点像那种什么在一个那种什么 6964 07:03:21,183 --> 07:03:22,466 连不出来怎么说 6965 07:03:22,700 --> 07:03:26,816 电视那个什么电视节目a a a a 6966 07:03:27,583 --> 07:03:30,533 a演员登场你们说你们要看b的那种 6967 07:03:30,900 --> 07:03:31,700 k y 6968 07:03:35,900 --> 07:03:38,500 女主角会上厕所吗会的说 6969 07:03:41,300 --> 07:03:43,183 太k y了吧家人们 6970 07:03:43,866 --> 07:03:45,666 有点下头啊 6971 07:03:46,100 --> 07:03:47,866 这明明是女主角的戏份 6972 07:03:47,866 --> 07:03:50,933 大家一直在说男主角我真觉得很过分 6973 07:03:56,616 --> 07:03:57,533 多a是吧 6974 07:04:01,900 --> 07:04:03,333 感觉好像不过来呀 6975 07:04:08,066 --> 07:04:09,466 OK下一页 6976 07:04:10,866 --> 07:04:12,933 嗯不是很像下一页 6977 07:04:14,466 --> 07:04:16,333 啊请付费解锁 6978 07:04:19,183 --> 07:04:21,583 免费阅读的章节就到此结束 6979 07:04:23,900 --> 07:04:25,133 请付费解锁 6980 07:04:38,666 --> 07:04:40,783 你会不会凭我没收到你的钱 6981 07:04:45,100 --> 07:04:45,900 嗯 6982 07:04:47,416 --> 07:04:48,416 哈哈哈 6983 07:04:49,300 --> 07:04:50,500 不准话说 6984 07:04:50,783 --> 07:04:51,699 没有别的书 6985 07:04:51,700 --> 07:04:55,133 本本本书城只有一一个书1本书 6986 07:05:00,900 --> 07:05:02,900 您的余额不足请充值 6987 07:05:04,333 --> 07:05:05,933 您现在的余额 6988 07:05:05,933 --> 07:05:07,983 我跟你读一下您现在余额 6989 07:05:08,100 --> 07:05:10,333 能够讲到哪好吧 6990 07:05:12,183 --> 07:05:14,866 第二章关于小饼 6991 07:05:15,816 --> 07:05:17,016 小饼是 6992 07:05:18,666 --> 07:05:19,466 没了 6993 07:05:20,983 --> 07:05:24,583 只能到这大家的余额的话只能讲到这 6994 07:05:27,666 --> 07:05:28,466 thank you 6995 07:05:32,066 --> 07:05:33,816 小饼是一个 6996 07:05:37,300 --> 07:05:38,100 single 6997 07:05:46,216 --> 07:05:47,133 请问怎么回事 6998 07:05:54,900 --> 07:05:55,783 余额不足 6999 07:05:57,100 --> 07:05:59,133 因为余额不足 7000 07:06:02,700 --> 07:06:05,816 你什么余额不足只能讲到这啊 7001 07:06:08,133 --> 07:06:08,933 嗯 7002 07:06:09,466 --> 07:06:12,533 送小花花一一个小花花解锁一个字 7003 07:06:14,466 --> 07:06:15,533 你声音歌声 7004 07:06:22,016 --> 07:06:23,299 别笑别笑 7005 07:06:24,900 --> 07:06:26,700 身高1米 7006 07:06:28,300 --> 07:06:29,100 8 7007 07:06:33,133 --> 07:06:33,933 Lin 7008 07:06:35,666 --> 07:06:36,466 的 7009 07:06:38,016 --> 07:06:38,816 男 7010 07:06:39,216 --> 07:06:40,016 生 7011 07:06:42,583 --> 07:06:43,383 他 7012 07:06:45,866 --> 07:06:46,899 的皮 7013 07:06:50,183 --> 07:06:50,983 Fu 7014 07:07:05,266 --> 07:07:06,066 不 7015 07:07:06,933 --> 07:07:07,733 SURE 7016 07:07:13,066 --> 07:07:13,866 哼 7017 07:07:25,016 --> 07:07:25,933 我很 7018 07:07:32,133 --> 07:07:33,099 小声一点 7019 07:07:37,216 --> 07:07:38,016 哈哈 7020 07:07:46,866 --> 07:07:50,383 哈哈哈那必要的形容词你要不要嘛 7021 07:07:50,383 --> 07:07:51,333 你不要你不要 7022 07:07:51,333 --> 07:07:52,866 必要的形容词必要的描述 7023 07:07:52,866 --> 07:07:54,699 那这个小说成什么了 7024 07:07:54,866 --> 07:07:57,299 你看的什么小说是这样的我请问呢 7025 07:07:58,733 --> 07:08:00,416 鼻涕水没交出来啊 7026 07:08:07,133 --> 07:08:08,616 没人想听了吗 7027 07:08:08,866 --> 07:08:10,666 太让主播失望了 7028 07:08:14,133 --> 07:08:14,933 哼 7029 07:08:15,733 --> 07:08:17,099 我就睡觉了 7030 07:08:18,066 --> 07:08:18,866 拜拜 7031 07:08:23,183 --> 07:08:27,333 白皙但是也不是很又黑 7032 07:08:29,266 --> 07:08:33,933 是一个比较健康的肤色散发着 7033 07:08:39,783 --> 07:08:41,866 健康而又 7034 07:08:45,533 --> 07:08:49,333 哈哈哈我说对不起我现在有点挠死了 7035 07:08:50,100 --> 07:08:52,183 我说的是他的皮肤不是很白 7036 07:08:52,183 --> 07:08:54,099 但也不是很又黑好吗 7037 07:08:56,383 --> 07:08:58,016 你们听错了吧 7038 07:09:06,100 --> 07:09:07,333 哈哈哈哈 7039 07:09:09,416 --> 07:09:10,866 哈哈哈 7040 07:09:11,533 --> 07:09:13,016 他上班吗 7041 07:09:19,333 --> 07:09:21,699 皮肤散发着什么你们不想听吗 7042 07:09:30,466 --> 07:09:31,266 Young 7043 07:09:41,616 --> 07:09:43,583 不是臭不是臭味啊 7044 07:09:43,866 --> 07:09:44,983 要夸大家 7045 07:09:48,866 --> 07:09:51,466 嗯哈哈哈 7046 07:09:51,816 --> 07:09:53,783 我有串味哈哈 7047 07:10:00,383 --> 07:10:01,383 杨姓 7048 07:10:03,700 --> 07:10:06,416 然后小饼在家啊 7049 07:10:06,416 --> 07:10:10,733 吃药调理自己的那个病情了啊 7050 07:10:10,733 --> 07:10:11,699 第三张 7051 07:10:12,733 --> 07:10:14,616 新男主角出场 7052 07:10:17,700 --> 07:10:19,216 新男主角登场 7053 07:10:19,866 --> 07:10:21,533 新的男主角呢 7054 07:10:21,533 --> 07:10:24,666 他是一个身高1米88 7055 07:10:25,933 --> 07:10:28,933 皮肤相对比较白皙的男生 7056 07:10:29,583 --> 07:10:31,533 他的皮肤很好 7057 07:10:31,816 --> 07:10:34,066 眼睛呢是单眼皮 7058 07:10:36,700 --> 07:10:38,016 鼻梁高高的 7059 07:10:42,500 --> 07:10:44,416 嘴唇不大也不小 7060 07:10:44,733 --> 07:10:46,499 看起来软软的 7061 07:10:46,783 --> 07:10:50,583 虽然是男生也有软软的嘴唇 7062 07:10:54,583 --> 07:10:55,983 不是大厅啊 7063 07:10:58,300 --> 07:11:02,500 他的头发呢不是很长但是黑黑的 7064 07:11:04,733 --> 07:11:05,533 ha ha 7065 07:11:10,066 --> 07:11:12,416 他的后脑勺圆圆的 7066 07:11:16,183 --> 07:11:18,133 这的后宫我能答应 7067 07:11:18,466 --> 07:11:21,783 这个什么呢小品只是一个普通路人 7068 07:11:21,783 --> 07:11:22,933 普通同学 7069 07:11:24,583 --> 07:11:28,016 脖子细细的长长的但是也不是很细啊 7070 07:11:37,666 --> 07:11:38,699 哈哈哈 7071 07:11:43,416 --> 07:11:46,983 那就介绍一下你是的其中一个同学吧 7072 07:11:47,583 --> 07:11:48,616 咳咳咳 7073 07:11:53,183 --> 07:11:56,533 等等肩膀肩膀是比较宽宽的 7074 07:11:58,383 --> 07:11:59,499 虽然穿着衣服 7075 07:11:59,500 --> 07:12:00,783 但是可以想象 7076 07:12:00,866 --> 07:12:03,583 衣服之下肯定是有腹肌的 7077 07:12:03,900 --> 07:12:05,866 起码有6块嗯 7078 07:12:06,216 --> 07:12:07,266 说不定是8块 7079 07:12:07,266 --> 07:12:10,866 但是个人觉得8块腹肌还是相对比较 7080 07:12:10,900 --> 07:12:12,183 难训练出来 7081 07:12:12,216 --> 07:12:16,266 所以说还是先暂定一个6块吧嗯 7082 07:12:17,533 --> 07:12:18,333 嗯 7083 07:12:19,183 --> 07:12:23,133 他的胸部颜色的话是个什么呢 7084 07:12:23,783 --> 07:12:25,899 你们喜欢粉色还是褐色 7085 07:12:26,300 --> 07:12:27,100 嗯 7086 07:12:27,783 --> 07:12:29,666 介于两者之间吧 7087 07:12:33,016 --> 07:12:36,666 它的我想想锁骨较为的明显 7088 07:12:38,383 --> 07:12:41,133 衣服呢是比较好看的 7089 07:12:42,933 --> 07:12:44,733 怎么看到的印象 7090 07:12:47,466 --> 07:12:48,266 粉色 7091 07:12:52,666 --> 07:12:53,466 uh huh 7092 07:12:54,983 --> 07:12:58,733 再说再说话了你对着新男主菊花 7093 07:13:00,416 --> 07:13:01,216 哈 7094 07:13:03,133 --> 07:13:04,533 哈哈 7095 07:13:05,466 --> 07:13:08,866 那好像是绿色的哈哈哈 7096 07:13:09,100 --> 07:13:10,700 好像是绿色的 7097 07:13:16,333 --> 07:13:17,699 好像是绿色的呀 7098 07:13:18,466 --> 07:13:19,266 嗯 7099 07:13:25,500 --> 07:13:26,300 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 7100 07:13:31,533 --> 07:13:32,983 那红色呢 7101 07:13:33,816 --> 07:13:35,216 红色怎么样 7102 07:13:37,300 --> 07:13:41,016 谢谢谢谢原谅尤里的粉丝灯牌OK 7103 07:13:43,383 --> 07:13:44,183 UGH 7104 07:13:48,300 --> 07:13:50,333 然后他的嗯 7105 07:13:51,183 --> 07:13:52,333 屁股有一点翘 7106 07:13:52,333 --> 07:13:55,533 可以看出来他平时会做一些健身运动 7107 07:13:55,533 --> 07:13:56,383 但是不是很翘 7108 07:13:56,383 --> 07:13:59,866 不是像那个有的通讯录一样的 7109 07:14:00,183 --> 07:14:01,616 肌肉猛男的那种 7110 07:14:01,900 --> 07:14:02,900 非常的翘 7111 07:14:04,866 --> 07:14:07,466 他的腿是长长的 7112 07:14:07,816 --> 07:14:09,099 稍微有一点肌肉 7113 07:14:09,100 --> 07:14:11,700 但是不是肌肉特别突出 7114 07:14:11,816 --> 07:14:13,466 像牛蛙一样的 7115 07:14:14,300 --> 07:14:17,300 嗯他的脚踝细细的 7116 07:14:18,500 --> 07:14:20,216 然后他的鞋码 7117 07:14:20,816 --> 07:14:22,266 这个主播有点看不出来 7118 07:14:22,266 --> 07:14:28,183 感觉是介于嗯41码到嗯45码之间吧可能 7119 07:14:29,866 --> 07:14:31,066 什么饿了 7120 07:14:33,933 --> 07:14:34,733 哼 7121 07:14:35,733 --> 07:14:38,533 36-39男生吗 7122 07:14:39,733 --> 07:14:40,866 屁股手感怎么样 7123 07:14:40,866 --> 07:14:42,983 我怎么知道你去摸一下吧 7124 07:14:46,266 --> 07:14:48,416 不过有男生真的35码吧 7125 07:14:49,733 --> 07:14:52,533 还有什么大家想了解的关于男主角的 7126 07:14:53,183 --> 07:14:55,383 男主角最讨厌的食物是 7127 07:14:55,533 --> 07:14:57,266 嗯西兰花 7128 07:14:58,066 --> 07:14:59,183 荷花菜 7129 07:15:06,100 --> 07:15:06,900 hmm 7130 07:15:10,216 --> 07:15:12,333 内裤有图案吗 7131 07:15:12,333 --> 07:15:15,466 嗨呀男主角从来不会穿 7132 07:15:15,466 --> 07:15:19,099 跟之前提到的一个叫小敏的 7133 07:15:19,133 --> 07:15:20,416 路人角色一样 7134 07:15:20,416 --> 07:15:22,016 穿一些嗯 7135 07:15:22,016 --> 07:15:23,783 遇贵狗的内裤呀 7136 07:15:23,783 --> 07:15:27,699 海绵宝宝的内裤呀然后还有些什么 7137 07:15:27,783 --> 07:15:28,583 嗯 7138 07:15:29,700 --> 07:15:32,533 想象不出来了还有什么内裤呢 7139 07:15:33,066 --> 07:15:35,099 想不出来了还有啥 7140 07:15:36,100 --> 07:15:36,900 嗯 7141 07:15:40,533 --> 07:15:41,466 从来不穿这 7142 07:15:41,466 --> 07:15:44,466 些又只有不正经的内裤 7143 07:15:46,733 --> 07:15:49,266 他说觉得穿这种内裤的男生 7144 07:15:49,300 --> 07:15:51,983 品味是极差极差的 7145 07:15:52,700 --> 07:15:54,066 极其幼稚的 7146 07:15:54,133 --> 07:15:57,616 然后他应该是一个很恋旧然后 7147 07:15:57,666 --> 07:15:59,899 呃心智很不成熟 7148 07:15:59,983 --> 07:16:06,333 嗯心理年龄可能停留在10-12岁左右嗯 7149 07:16:13,700 --> 07:16:17,466 what说这种男生嗯不能处不能处 7150 07:16:23,583 --> 07:16:25,666 NO不懂时尚我操 7151 07:16:25,783 --> 07:16:28,066 你遇贵狗你能懂什么时尚啊 7152 07:16:28,066 --> 07:16:31,266 内裤啊那可是那不是睡衣你穿睡衣 7153 07:16:31,500 --> 07:16:33,583 穿遇贵狗说实话我都会觉得 7154 07:16:33,733 --> 07:16:36,816 嗯这男生可能只是比较有童心吧 7155 07:16:36,816 --> 07:16:39,416 这可能只是有一颗少女心 7156 07:16:39,466 --> 07:16:41,699 但是你可是内裤穿遇贵狗啊 7157 07:16:41,700 --> 07:16:43,983 我内裤都不穿遇贵狗呢 7158 07:16:54,266 --> 07:16:55,266 到底是多有钱啊 7159 07:16:55,266 --> 07:16:58,383 是你们上初中小学的时候是潮流吗 7160 07:17:00,416 --> 07:17:01,216 哼 7161 07:17:14,383 --> 07:17:15,183 高中那会 7162 07:17:15,183 --> 07:17:15,983 我说实话 7163 07:17:15,983 --> 07:17:18,183 高中我都无法想象那时候会还在穿 7164 07:17:18,333 --> 07:17:19,733 海绵宝宝内裤 7165 07:17:20,133 --> 07:17:23,383 好恶心哦不对不起对不起好 7166 07:17:24,933 --> 07:17:27,016 黄啾啾的呀 7167 07:17:28,016 --> 07:17:29,933 黄辣辣的呀 7168 07:17:32,383 --> 07:17:33,183 羞羞 7169 07:17:37,016 --> 07:17:39,699 我没有冻着我就是可以吸鼻子 7170 07:17:47,100 --> 07:17:49,183 不是这是穿 7171 07:17:49,616 --> 07:17:53,216 我说上高中吧好吧初中我就不说了 7172 07:17:53,216 --> 07:17:54,533 上高中到 7173 07:17:54,700 --> 07:17:58,300 高中到大学到到到上班的男生穿 7174 07:17:58,816 --> 07:18:00,733 穿有那种什么 7175 07:18:02,816 --> 07:18:05,899 嗯什么动画小人图案的内裤的话 7176 07:18:05,900 --> 07:18:06,733 真的感觉 7177 07:18:07,266 --> 07:18:09,733 不可能对这个人提的起兴趣吧 7178 07:18:09,933 --> 07:18:11,016 你不觉得吗 7179 07:18:16,066 --> 07:18:17,466 我个人感觉啊 7180 07:18:26,700 --> 07:18:27,816 我感觉我 7181 07:18:28,733 --> 07:18:32,466 不知道什么感觉我就就已经 7182 07:18:33,066 --> 07:18:34,733 我上初中的时候 7183 07:18:35,300 --> 07:18:37,533 都不会穿还有那种什么 7184 07:18:37,933 --> 07:18:39,099 花纹的内裤啊 7185 07:18:39,100 --> 07:18:41,216 就是那种什么卡通小人的 7186 07:18:47,533 --> 07:18:49,783 hmm sorry i didn't catch your name earlier 7187 07:19:01,133 --> 07:19:01,933 嗯 7188 07:19:02,783 --> 07:19:04,816 动画小人内裤也不会穿啊 7189 07:19:06,100 --> 07:19:07,816 动画小人内裤也不会穿 7190 07:19:08,016 --> 07:19:09,383 也不会穿动画小人 7191 07:19:15,100 --> 07:19:15,900 hmm 7192 07:19:22,266 --> 07:19:23,099 我看一下 7193 07:19:39,100 --> 07:19:39,900 HAHA 7194 07:19:46,133 --> 07:19:47,216 哈喽哈喽 7195 07:19:47,933 --> 07:19:48,933 为什么呢 7196 07:19:49,300 --> 07:19:50,333 呃不知道是不是 7197 07:19:50,333 --> 07:19:53,066 我在那个QQ后台看了个视频 7198 07:19:54,666 --> 07:19:56,099 都都很想他消息 7199 07:19:57,816 --> 07:20:01,299 先睡吧明儿再弄 7200 07:20:13,133 --> 07:20:14,499 OK嗯嗯 7201 07:20:16,866 --> 07:20:18,016 嗯是切出去了 7202 07:20:18,016 --> 07:20:20,299 但是应该是看了视频的火锅 7203 07:20:24,416 --> 07:20:25,299 oh shh 7204 07:20:34,266 --> 07:20:35,933 Hi还有想听吗 7205 07:20:36,300 --> 07:20:37,100 的吗 7206 07:20:38,216 --> 07:20:40,333 我靠跟你们 7207 07:20:40,933 --> 07:20:42,983 直播到现在还要背书了是吗 7208 07:20:43,300 --> 07:20:45,133 真是太敬业了谁 7209 07:20:45,416 --> 07:20:47,183 还有人直播到3点半的 7210 07:20:47,300 --> 07:20:48,733 我再看一下谁还在 7211 07:20:49,300 --> 07:20:51,133 再看一下嗯 7212 07:20:59,700 --> 07:21:02,466 别人都下播了对吧 7213 07:21:04,183 --> 07:21:05,733 都下播了 7214 07:21:11,266 --> 07:21:12,933 Huh啊 7215 07:21:14,100 --> 07:21:14,983 嗯 7216 07:21:20,183 --> 07:21:22,899 我能穿什么内裤吗我得思考一下 7217 07:21:25,700 --> 07:21:26,783 我们是冠军 7218 07:21:30,700 --> 07:21:32,783 这才能播到现在的吗 7219 07:21:33,066 --> 07:21:34,266 我想想啊 7220 07:21:36,866 --> 07:21:37,666 嗯 7221 07:21:37,783 --> 07:21:40,699 他穿什么内裤啊你自己上播快播播播 7222 07:21:40,783 --> 07:21:42,216 我看看你的直播 7223 07:21:42,383 --> 07:21:44,533 我经常看到大家在直播啊 7224 07:21:46,183 --> 07:21:46,983 you 7225 07:21:50,383 --> 07:21:52,066 嗯然后 7226 07:21:56,383 --> 07:21:58,183 然后还有人在直播是吗OK 7227 07:21:58,816 --> 07:21:59,783 让他做的 7228 07:22:00,016 --> 07:22:00,866 内裤的话 7229 07:22:00,866 --> 07:22:03,499 我感觉什么男生什么你们你们 7230 07:22:03,816 --> 07:22:05,933 嗯等一下 7231 07:22:07,300 --> 07:22:09,300 谢谢原为百合的进场 7232 07:22:09,666 --> 07:22:10,616 谢谢你哦 7233 07:22:10,900 --> 07:22:13,300 谢谢你谢谢你的支持 7234 07:22:15,216 --> 07:22:16,899 谢谢你的粉丝团灯牌 7235 07:22:19,900 --> 07:22:23,133 be sure开播能掐多少米啊啊 7236 07:22:25,300 --> 07:22:27,183 大家我老是看到你们在开播 7237 07:22:27,183 --> 07:22:28,666 开播能掐多少米啊 7238 07:22:29,466 --> 07:22:31,733 趁这个时间我想想穿的什么内裤 7239 07:22:41,216 --> 07:22:43,783 连续一周每天半小时能赚到多少 7240 07:22:43,983 --> 07:22:46,299 一周10块钱哈哈哈 7241 07:22:47,133 --> 07:22:49,499 几十吗几十块怎么不一样啊 7242 07:22:52,983 --> 07:22:55,699 去的人多的话赚的多吧多吗 7243 07:22:57,066 --> 07:22:58,099 对哥哥 7244 07:23:01,183 --> 07:23:04,866 我觉得我觉得还是用 7245 07:23:06,216 --> 07:23:08,133 那那个做 7246 07:23:10,066 --> 07:23:11,733 比较好哎 7247 07:23:15,666 --> 07:23:17,616 你粉丝数和你多久没 7248 07:23:17,616 --> 07:23:20,216 你粉丝数和你多久没播来的 7249 07:23:21,416 --> 07:23:23,666 主播太厉害了没有没有没有 7250 07:23:25,016 --> 07:23:26,983 这你们一桌10块钱你们都看得上 7251 07:23:26,983 --> 07:23:28,583 我以为你们看不上呢 7252 07:23:33,616 --> 07:23:34,416 cool 7253 07:23:41,583 --> 07:23:42,583 哎到时候我下播 7254 07:23:42,583 --> 07:23:44,699 你们明天早上几点钟起床的 7255 07:23:44,700 --> 07:23:45,583 跟我说一下 7256 07:23:45,583 --> 07:23:49,299 我看一下大家睡成什么猪样嗯 7257 07:23:50,133 --> 07:23:52,099 什么猪样嗯 7258 07:23:55,533 --> 07:23:58,499 我的妈 10块钱你们都看得上啊 7259 07:24:05,733 --> 07:24:06,533 啊 7260 07:24:08,383 --> 07:24:09,183 哇 7261 07:24:13,266 --> 07:24:14,066 oh 7262 07:24:16,933 --> 07:24:18,583 我们是number ten 7263 07:24:22,466 --> 07:24:24,583 明早6点上班是真的假的 7264 07:24:25,583 --> 07:24:26,866 6点上真的假的 7265 07:24:26,866 --> 07:24:27,666 不可能吧 7266 07:24:27,666 --> 07:24:29,583 你6点上班你看到三点半 7267 07:24:30,533 --> 07:24:31,733 而且主播还要播的 7268 07:24:31,733 --> 07:24:33,299 那我故事还没讲完呢 7269 07:24:35,183 --> 07:24:38,099 这个怎么读啊日TT怎么读 7270 07:24:38,100 --> 07:24:40,666 he Gawati Gatway 7271 07:24:40,733 --> 07:24:44,266 是吗我乱说的的小花花 7272 07:24:47,816 --> 07:24:49,583 10块钱可以听100次小说了 7273 07:24:49,583 --> 07:24:50,299 其实这么想想 7274 07:24:50,300 --> 07:24:52,183 主播的劳动力还挺廉价的 7275 07:24:52,183 --> 07:24:53,466 要不然你涨涨吧 7276 07:24:53,700 --> 07:24:54,866 你们觉得呢 7277 07:24:55,466 --> 07:24:56,616 是的吗OK 7278 07:25:00,333 --> 07:25:02,583 还讲什么意思不想听什么 7279 07:25:03,133 --> 07:25:06,333 谢谢这个你什么哭的人的小花花 7280 07:25:15,300 --> 07:25:17,783 谢谢什么什么什么翠汁 7281 07:25:18,500 --> 07:25:19,533 的小花花 7282 07:25:20,500 --> 07:25:21,816 谢谢超 7283 07:25:22,383 --> 07:25:25,466 什么的戒指的小花花嗯 7284 07:25:27,300 --> 07:25:30,416 谢谢岁级单推人的小花花 7285 07:25:35,416 --> 07:25:38,266 谢谢堕落斯的小花花 7286 07:25:39,416 --> 07:25:41,133 谢谢南 7287 07:25:41,666 --> 07:25:43,266 拉的小花花 7288 07:25:43,466 --> 07:25:45,866 谢谢小黑狗的小花花 7289 07:25:46,133 --> 07:25:47,866 谢谢蜜干叫 7290 07:25:48,666 --> 07:25:49,699 的小花花 7291 07:25:50,500 --> 07:25:53,666 谢谢太过分了的粉丝灯牌 7292 07:25:54,133 --> 07:25:55,133 谢谢 7293 07:25:55,816 --> 07:25:58,666 奶茶泡澡的小花花 7294 07:25:58,933 --> 07:26:01,216 谢谢飞行员的小花花 7295 07:26:02,666 --> 07:26:04,666 谢谢卡千里的小花花 7296 07:26:04,983 --> 07:26:07,383 谢谢不太适的小花花 7297 07:26:09,266 --> 07:26:10,299 谢谢大家 7298 07:26:10,333 --> 07:26:11,616 谢谢家人们 7299 07:26:13,333 --> 07:26:16,733 谢谢什么日文不太不会啊困惑 7300 07:26:17,783 --> 07:26:18,866 的小花花 7301 07:26:22,783 --> 07:26:23,583 uh huh 7302 07:26:24,066 --> 07:26:25,866 感谢家人们的支持 7303 07:26:27,383 --> 07:26:31,383 谢谢超傻逼的戒指小花花对不起 7304 07:26:36,616 --> 07:26:41,066 谢谢俺寻思这洋芋有人要的小花花 7305 07:26:45,183 --> 07:26:49,133 呃谢谢滴滴滴滴滴的小花花 7306 07:26:49,466 --> 07:26:50,099 谢谢 7307 07:26:50,100 --> 07:26:53,983 天双2221的小花花哎呀太多了别送了 7308 07:26:54,383 --> 07:26:57,016 谢谢什么云 7309 07:26:57,700 --> 07:26:58,900 的小花花 7310 07:27:04,216 --> 07:27:05,183 不太会说话 7311 07:27:05,333 --> 07:27:09,699 谢谢拉拉菲尔的小号啊加油加油 7312 07:27:09,933 --> 07:27:12,866 谢谢卡哇利的那个什么 7313 07:27:13,416 --> 07:27:15,783 谢谢什么味的 7314 07:27:15,933 --> 07:27:17,383 呃加油加油 7315 07:27:21,666 --> 07:27:24,899 谢谢啊英语不太会啊抱歉的小花花 7316 07:27:25,266 --> 07:27:29,099 谢谢堕落堕落堕落的小花花 7317 07:27:29,183 --> 07:27:30,583 我的加油加油了 7318 07:27:32,383 --> 07:27:34,816 嗯谢谢大家的支持好了好了 7319 07:27:34,816 --> 07:27:36,183 别送了别送了 7320 07:27:37,500 --> 07:27:40,616 谢谢卡毅力的小号 7321 07:27:40,616 --> 07:27:43,416 加油加油别送了再送没没单位了 7322 07:27:53,816 --> 07:27:54,816 你想想啊 7323 07:27:55,416 --> 07:27:56,666 嗯 7324 07:27:57,383 --> 07:27:58,183 谢谢 7325 07:27:59,183 --> 07:28:03,216 超级臭的戒指的小花花 7326 07:28:03,416 --> 07:28:06,466 谢谢卡赵丽的小花花别送了 7327 07:28:06,466 --> 07:28:07,866 不会再念你了 7328 07:28:09,583 --> 07:28:14,499 老王我们继续讲我们的小猪啊 7329 07:28:15,266 --> 07:28:16,183 哈哈 7330 07:28:17,416 --> 07:28:20,066 嗯嗯 7331 07:28:20,700 --> 07:28:24,300 谢谢岁几岁几单退人的小花花 7332 07:28:25,583 --> 07:28:27,099 哇肚子叫的好大声 7333 07:28:27,700 --> 07:28:28,616 谢谢 7334 07:28:29,416 --> 07:28:33,216 s k y什么的小快乐水啊谢你 7335 07:28:39,983 --> 07:28:41,816 你觉得呢excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 7336 07:28:47,983 --> 07:28:51,733 有点太大了 7337 07:28:52,616 --> 07:28:54,333 小一点吧 7338 07:28:57,583 --> 07:28:58,383 what 7339 07:29:01,783 --> 07:29:05,616 谢谢将一切交给12月的心动卡 7340 07:29:05,700 --> 07:29:07,616 谢谢白岩送的小花花 7341 07:29:09,933 --> 07:29:11,899 谢超牙黄的健身的消化 7342 07:29:15,066 --> 07:29:16,066 谢谢 7343 07:29:16,700 --> 07:29:21,016 雨亮什么什么不认识英文啊的小花花 7344 07:29:23,383 --> 07:29:24,733 我真是跟你们说啊 7345 07:29:24,733 --> 07:29:25,699 我剪到哪了呢 7346 07:29:25,700 --> 07:29:28,333 男主穿的内裤我感觉黑色比较正常吧 7347 07:29:28,333 --> 07:29:29,216 你们觉得呢 7348 07:29:29,300 --> 07:29:32,133 白色太gay了灰色总感觉 7349 07:29:33,583 --> 07:29:35,616 感觉灰色有点 7350 07:29:37,066 --> 07:29:41,016 我觉得这个比例这个比例也不太对吧 7351 07:29:41,383 --> 07:29:43,583 哎呦往下一点 7352 07:29:46,266 --> 07:29:48,133 缩小一点 7353 07:29:53,816 --> 07:29:54,616 喂 7354 07:29:55,783 --> 07:29:56,583 哼 7355 07:29:57,266 --> 07:29:59,016 看豹纹去死吧 7356 07:30:03,500 --> 07:30:06,583 蓝色啊是蓝色吗哇 7357 07:30:08,783 --> 07:30:10,299 我去搜一下内裤呢 7358 07:30:10,383 --> 07:30:11,416 哈哈 7359 07:30:12,616 --> 07:30:13,416 行 7360 07:30:16,866 --> 07:30:18,733 有没有模特图的看看 7361 07:30:18,733 --> 07:30:21,699 那才能给一个比较公正的 7362 07:30:23,783 --> 07:30:24,583 嗯 7363 07:30:24,933 --> 07:30:27,783 哎呀现在搜出来全是这种什么卡通的 7364 07:30:27,783 --> 07:30:29,299 真的想死了都 7365 07:30:31,700 --> 07:30:34,583 这些都没有模特穿上的上身效果图 7366 07:30:41,016 --> 07:30:41,733 that's a naturalist 7367 07:30:41,733 --> 07:30:43,383 男主穿蕾丝不要啊穿黑色 7368 07:30:43,383 --> 07:30:44,816 你别侮辱男主 7369 07:30:47,183 --> 07:30:48,383 感觉 7370 07:30:52,016 --> 07:30:53,499 我觉得 7371 07:30:55,133 --> 07:30:55,933 嗯 7372 07:31:07,816 --> 07:31:10,733 嗯嗯嗯不准穿蕾丝不准穿蕾丝 7373 07:31:12,616 --> 07:31:15,299 证明小男生可以选择的面很少啊 7374 07:31:15,383 --> 07:31:16,933 啊可以穿那种灰色 7375 07:31:17,183 --> 07:31:18,066 我想给你们发 7376 07:31:18,066 --> 07:31:21,016 图了都有点像白色的那种灰色 7377 07:31:21,666 --> 07:31:24,499 他们啊灰色还可以还可以灰色还行 7378 07:31:24,500 --> 07:31:27,700 我看了一下灰色还是啊灰色挺好看的 7379 07:31:27,783 --> 07:31:30,616 有点发白的和有点深灰的都可以 7380 07:31:31,733 --> 07:31:32,333 嗯 7381 07:31:32,333 --> 07:31:35,583 粉色不太显别的颜色就别考虑了吧 7382 07:31:38,466 --> 07:31:40,066 红色不行啊 7383 07:31:49,133 --> 07:31:50,499 感觉只有灰色不错 7384 07:31:50,500 --> 07:31:52,583 你们还穿什么颜色内裤啊 7385 07:31:54,216 --> 07:31:55,499 白色真太gay了 7386 07:31:55,500 --> 07:31:57,383 本来其实白色不会觉得很gay的 7387 07:31:57,383 --> 07:31:58,183 但是 7388 07:31:58,700 --> 07:32:00,100 现在就是觉得gay啊 7389 07:32:01,733 --> 07:32:03,733 你们还穿什么颜色内裤啊 7390 07:32:09,416 --> 07:32:10,899 干嘛什么意思 7391 07:32:12,066 --> 07:32:13,066 就灰很黑 7392 07:32:13,066 --> 07:32:13,699 真的假的 7393 07:32:13,700 --> 07:32:17,066 主播说了黑黑和灰你们就说黑色灰色 7394 07:32:17,666 --> 07:32:19,066 有这么巧吗 7395 07:32:19,783 --> 07:32:21,666 该不会还在那个什么 7396 07:32:22,383 --> 07:32:26,266 还在海绵宝宝鱼滚滚吧没了地吧 7397 07:32:26,783 --> 07:32:29,016 荧光粉去死吧去死吧再见 7398 07:32:33,500 --> 07:32:36,383 没有啊那颜色有很多种好吗 7399 07:32:37,500 --> 07:32:39,216 豹纹去死啊 7400 07:32:46,183 --> 07:32:49,216 蓝色不能出蓝色太老头了真的 7401 07:32:53,933 --> 07:32:55,866 two蓝色是比较老头吧 7402 07:32:55,866 --> 07:32:57,583 我觉得蓝色比较老头 7403 07:33:01,533 --> 07:33:06,266 说实话你们嗯藏青啊藏青就是蓝色吧 7404 07:33:06,700 --> 07:33:08,700 藏青有点老头我感觉 7405 07:33:09,583 --> 07:33:11,533 嗯真有粉的 7406 07:33:11,533 --> 07:33:12,899 那你有橘色的几百万 7407 07:33:12,900 --> 07:33:14,533 我跟你有什么好说的 7408 07:33:24,066 --> 07:33:24,866 呜呜呜 7409 07:33:28,300 --> 07:33:31,100 一起戏鲁碑 7410 07:33:36,533 --> 07:33:38,266 脏其实是哎呦 7411 07:33:38,333 --> 07:33:41,066 眼睛好痛看到一个不该看的东西 7412 07:33:43,133 --> 07:33:46,216 还是灰色蓝色吧大家别买别的了 7413 07:33:47,016 --> 07:33:47,816 嗯 7414 07:33:52,383 --> 07:33:55,183 哈哈哈 7415 07:33:56,733 --> 07:34:00,499 老头内裤还有小口袋是吧好恶心 7416 07:34:02,016 --> 07:34:03,133 来换一面 7417 07:34:04,333 --> 07:34:09,066 然后男主穿的是一个嗯灰色的内裤 7418 07:34:10,333 --> 07:34:14,133 然后男主穿的衣服很好看很 7419 07:34:14,783 --> 07:34:15,899 比较的 7420 07:34:17,300 --> 07:34:20,616 时髦但是又不是很轻浮的时髦 7421 07:34:20,700 --> 07:34:22,983 是有一点沉稳的 7422 07:34:27,733 --> 07:34:29,733 内裤上有锁吗有的有的 7423 07:34:30,133 --> 07:34:31,899 女主给他带的 7424 07:34:32,616 --> 07:34:34,899 哎呀那个上怎么锁啊 7425 07:34:35,666 --> 07:34:38,616 那个上有锁的话那得专门穿那种什么 7426 07:34:39,266 --> 07:34:41,933 什么贞操什么巴拉巴拉的 7427 07:34:42,583 --> 07:34:45,333 人主要去健身房的一周去 7428 07:34:45,533 --> 07:34:46,933 一周去4次 7429 07:34:48,133 --> 07:34:50,699 我觉一周去4次挺够呛的 7430 07:34:50,983 --> 07:34:52,866 就去3次就很不错了吧 7431 07:34:57,300 --> 07:35:00,666 一周去一次有锻炼效果吗在这嗯 7432 07:35:12,816 --> 07:35:14,266 这很基础呢 7433 07:35:14,383 --> 07:35:17,183 真的吗但是感觉花好多时间啊 7434 07:35:21,466 --> 07:35:22,266 一首曲子 7435 07:35:24,266 --> 07:35:26,899 哎哪来那么多时间去啊真是 7436 07:35:29,100 --> 07:35:31,733 那平时还有工作还有上班呢 7437 07:35:32,216 --> 07:35:33,466 哪来那么多时间去 7438 07:35:33,466 --> 07:35:35,983 你们去那你们去一次这种玩多久 7439 07:35:35,983 --> 07:35:37,533 半小时一小时吗 7440 07:35:49,733 --> 07:35:50,533 HA 7441 07:35:53,266 --> 07:35:56,299 两个小时你们都几点下班的呀 7442 07:35:56,416 --> 07:35:58,183 不是如果你就算你 7443 07:35:58,333 --> 07:36:00,866 6点钟下班你去了然后也是 7444 07:36:01,333 --> 07:36:03,499 8点钟了8点钟回到家 7445 07:36:04,300 --> 07:36:05,333 吃个饭 7446 07:36:06,066 --> 07:36:07,499 洗个澡9点钟 7447 07:36:07,500 --> 07:36:10,416 那就只能玩两三个小时就要睡觉了 7448 07:36:10,666 --> 07:36:12,299 那也太不爽了吧 7449 07:36:16,216 --> 07:36:17,899 哎难受 7450 07:36:18,133 --> 07:36:19,333 坐起来一下 7451 07:36:33,466 --> 07:36:35,933 be一天到晚在这无业游民的了 7452 07:36:36,016 --> 07:36:40,016 你要是该上班的年纪就去上班好吧 7453 07:36:40,216 --> 07:36:42,699 那么每天在直播间说你无业游民 7454 07:36:42,700 --> 07:36:43,983 你特你特的 7455 07:36:46,266 --> 07:36:48,666 我得大呼吸一下闭麦一下啊 7456 07:36:57,733 --> 07:36:58,583 i m back 7457 07:37:07,500 --> 07:37:11,066 玉玉呀他收租是吧OK你是不是收租呢 7458 07:37:16,816 --> 07:37:18,333 哎我的鼻子 7459 07:37:34,016 --> 07:37:34,816 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 7460 07:37:35,216 --> 07:37:39,299 嗨呀别封号封号别哭哭啊嗯 7461 07:37:41,333 --> 07:37:44,066 正在上班上班加油哦 7462 07:37:45,733 --> 07:37:46,733 我们的小说 7463 07:37:46,866 --> 07:37:49,666 还想不想继继续继续进行啊 7464 07:37:52,666 --> 07:37:54,616 这不闭麦大家又会说主播 7465 07:37:54,700 --> 07:37:56,066 嗯嗯 7466 07:37:56,066 --> 07:37:59,783 主播发出了难听的声音主播也很难做 7467 07:38:00,500 --> 07:38:02,416 大家要求很高的 7468 07:38:08,666 --> 07:38:10,616 男主的袜子是 7469 07:38:11,300 --> 07:38:13,866 这么快就赶集下哪那么快呢 7470 07:38:14,216 --> 07:38:17,733 我这个小说想说预计连载1年吧 7471 07:38:17,816 --> 07:38:20,133 好吧预计连载1年 7472 07:38:23,666 --> 07:38:24,666 猪叫哪里可爱 7473 07:38:24,666 --> 07:38:26,666 放屁你们刚才全都在嫌弃我 7474 07:38:27,616 --> 07:38:30,666 当初的袜子的话我个人感觉是一个 7475 07:38:30,733 --> 07:38:31,816 你们觉得呢 7476 07:38:34,183 --> 07:38:36,016 这白色袜子你不认可 7477 07:38:40,583 --> 07:38:41,383 哼 7478 07:38:41,900 --> 07:38:42,933 你们觉得呢 7479 07:38:46,500 --> 07:38:48,933 算了我不想在袜子上纠结太久 7480 07:38:48,933 --> 07:38:52,183 那说的话怎么就想会想到呃那个什么 7481 07:38:52,533 --> 07:38:54,183 嗯男生的脚 7482 07:38:55,466 --> 07:38:57,383 男生的脚的话就感觉 7483 07:38:57,900 --> 07:39:00,133 臭臭的长长臭臭的 7484 07:39:00,783 --> 07:39:02,383 长长的臭臭的 7485 07:39:02,933 --> 07:39:07,416 等会做梦会梦到滚滚滚扇一下扇走 7486 07:39:11,100 --> 07:39:12,816 放黑色吧黑色吧OK 7487 07:39:13,383 --> 07:39:15,583 然后男主的那个什么呢 7488 07:39:15,816 --> 07:39:16,616 想想 7489 07:39:17,300 --> 07:39:19,783 还有什么大家想了解的部分吗 7490 07:39:24,583 --> 07:39:25,383 cool 7491 07:39:31,416 --> 07:39:32,216 Huh 7492 07:39:42,100 --> 07:39:43,666 戴不戴眼镜吗 7493 07:39:46,666 --> 07:39:48,333 你们想男主戴眼镜吗 7494 07:39:48,333 --> 07:39:50,266 男主的腰一只手能握住吗 7495 07:39:50,266 --> 07:39:51,866 谁的手能握住啊 7496 07:39:52,266 --> 07:39:53,533 戴耳环吗 7497 07:39:54,216 --> 07:39:57,333 都可以我觉得戴耳环比较时尚吧 7498 07:39:57,616 --> 07:39:59,416 不知道大家戴不戴耳环啊 7499 07:40:02,783 --> 07:40:03,583 coolOK 7500 07:40:08,216 --> 07:40:11,733 然后男主的话脖子上套了一个狗项圈 7501 07:40:19,300 --> 07:40:20,100 嗯 7502 07:40:22,133 --> 07:40:25,266 戴戴什么戴戴眼镜吗你们在说 7503 07:40:28,866 --> 07:40:30,016 开玩笑开玩笑 7504 07:40:33,266 --> 07:40:34,066 UH 7505 07:40:45,266 --> 07:40:47,733 hi there are you能煮的话我想想 7506 07:40:49,466 --> 07:40:52,216 头发很茂密啊不是头发很秃的那种 7507 07:40:56,533 --> 07:40:58,133 然后他的肚脐眼是吗 7508 07:40:58,133 --> 07:41:00,016 是不是感兴趣肚脐眼的部分 7509 07:41:00,383 --> 07:41:02,216 肚脐眼不是凸起来的那种 7510 07:41:02,216 --> 07:41:03,616 凸起来的不太好看啊 7511 07:41:04,733 --> 07:41:06,699 是正常的凹进去的那种 7512 07:41:10,066 --> 07:41:10,899 晚上好啊 7513 07:41:14,900 --> 07:41:16,866 可以是贝斯兽吗为什么呢 7514 07:41:17,583 --> 07:41:20,583 我们直播间比那些都是英爵呀 7515 07:41:20,583 --> 07:41:23,866 不是贝斯兽大家待会代入不了了 7516 07:41:27,783 --> 07:41:32,266 哈哈哈凹进去的地方没有黑色颗粒 7517 07:41:33,383 --> 07:41:36,099 他很爱干净每天洗一次澡 7518 07:41:41,616 --> 07:41:44,733 too全身散发着比较清爽的 7519 07:41:45,066 --> 07:41:46,783 阳光的味道好吧 7520 07:41:48,416 --> 07:41:49,733 嘴里没有蛀牙 7521 07:41:50,066 --> 07:41:52,383 牙齿白白的没有没有蛀牙 7522 07:41:52,383 --> 07:41:55,733 牙齿白白的整整齐齐的SURE 7523 07:41:58,016 --> 07:41:58,816 hmm 7524 07:42:01,266 --> 07:42:04,066 喷香水不我觉得还是别喷香水吧 7525 07:42:04,666 --> 07:42:07,533 除非是比较淡的香水 7526 07:42:07,616 --> 07:42:08,533 就觉得我 7527 07:42:08,533 --> 07:42:09,583 真的觉得没有闻到过 7528 07:42:09,583 --> 07:42:11,066 什么很好闻的香水 7529 07:42:11,983 --> 07:42:13,333 特别是男生 7530 07:42:13,866 --> 07:42:14,616 我我只 7531 07:42:14,616 --> 07:42:17,933 我在地点上或者是路上问遇到的男生 7532 07:42:18,416 --> 07:42:21,533 半个小时都觉得太浓烈了 7533 07:42:22,383 --> 07:42:24,533 身上没有毛不准有毛 7534 07:42:25,216 --> 07:42:28,016 都会定期修理自己的腿毛好吧 7535 07:42:35,183 --> 07:42:38,416 哇的那我没闻过我都闻到都是那种 7536 07:42:39,300 --> 07:42:40,733 我不太不太好描述 7537 07:42:40,733 --> 07:42:42,866 我也不知道吧反正我觉得不太好闻 7538 07:42:50,666 --> 07:42:51,816 吵什么吵 7539 07:42:52,866 --> 07:42:54,416 嗯我想想 7540 07:42:55,133 --> 07:42:58,499 也没有腋毛定期定期修理一下腋毛 7541 07:42:58,733 --> 07:42:59,866 不是我我 7542 07:43:00,983 --> 07:43:03,299 眉毛太紧就装大了吗真的假的 7543 07:43:03,300 --> 07:43:05,266 但这可能只是我的一个印象 7544 07:43:05,383 --> 07:43:07,699 但总感觉腋下毛太多的话 7545 07:43:07,733 --> 07:43:10,016 又感觉男生腋下毛是不是很多 7546 07:43:10,333 --> 07:43:12,933 腋下毛很多的话感觉是不是很臭 7547 07:43:15,416 --> 07:43:18,216 卧槽我的毛真的算是很少的 7548 07:43:19,333 --> 07:43:20,733 就基本上不用 7549 07:43:20,816 --> 07:43:21,983 不用怎么做 7550 07:43:21,983 --> 07:43:24,733 基本上从来没有这方面的困扰 7551 07:43:25,583 --> 07:43:29,133 我没吗哎呀那看情况那万一 7552 07:43:29,333 --> 07:43:30,866 弄得很那个什么呢 7553 07:43:30,900 --> 07:43:34,016 不他本身长的眉毛就很好看没完 7554 07:43:37,700 --> 07:43:38,866 哎下大坡 7555 07:43:39,383 --> 07:43:41,216 你别吃这个话题 7556 07:43:41,933 --> 07:43:45,133 我只是说你们说的什么手毛腿毛这种 7557 07:43:50,866 --> 07:43:51,816 我能在做吗 7558 07:43:51,816 --> 07:43:52,933 哎我都记得 7559 07:43:52,933 --> 07:43:55,216 你们是什么时候看见长腋毛的 7560 07:43:55,866 --> 07:43:57,016 纹身吗 7561 07:43:59,616 --> 07:44:01,583 我觉得嘛那必须解释比 7562 07:44:01,583 --> 07:44:04,416 较帅的纹身吧要是比较蠢怎么办 7563 07:44:08,216 --> 07:44:09,299 哈哈哈哈 7564 07:44:10,133 --> 07:44:13,583 哎呦挖鼻屎用哪根手指太恶心 7565 07:44:20,700 --> 07:44:21,900 中中啊 7566 07:44:22,616 --> 07:44:23,666 好像是 7567 07:44:29,500 --> 07:44:30,466 能恶心吗 7568 07:44:30,533 --> 07:44:32,783 多的话会不会臭啊总感觉会臭 7569 07:44:42,933 --> 07:44:44,183 会臭吗大家 7570 07:44:52,816 --> 07:44:56,416 啊会吗那完蛋了 7571 07:44:57,583 --> 07:45:00,466 都这下感觉别人睡得臭烘烘的了 7572 07:45:01,500 --> 07:45:02,300 OK 7573 07:45:15,500 --> 07:45:16,616 没那么多吗 7574 07:45:16,933 --> 07:45:17,899 我不知道这是 7575 07:45:17,900 --> 07:45:20,816 我不知道大家的那个什么我们 7576 07:45:22,933 --> 07:45:23,733 this would 7577 07:45:25,133 --> 07:45:25,933 哼 7578 07:45:26,816 --> 07:45:28,499 不知道男生的腋毛一般 7579 07:45:28,500 --> 07:45:30,583 正常情况下是长多少 7580 07:45:40,866 --> 07:45:44,416 然后想想男主角的话 7581 07:45:44,983 --> 07:45:46,133 嗯 7582 07:45:46,933 --> 07:45:49,016 还有什么大家想了解的吗 7583 07:45:59,533 --> 07:46:01,183 不挖鼻屎但是 7584 07:46:01,466 --> 07:46:04,466 哎呀我明天早上起来会刷牙的 7585 07:46:11,183 --> 07:46:11,983 普通 7586 07:46:12,816 --> 07:46:15,416 不标准不行不标准太难崩了 7587 07:46:16,783 --> 07:46:18,066 说实话我以前 7588 07:46:18,066 --> 07:46:20,099 因为大家我没有出过什么 7589 07:46:20,300 --> 07:46:23,533 不知道大家弄什么就是 7590 07:46:24,666 --> 07:46:27,133 昨天这也没有跟那么多 7591 07:46:27,666 --> 07:46:29,616 那种外地的男生说过话 7592 07:46:30,100 --> 07:46:30,700 就 7593 07:46:30,700 --> 07:46:33,016 本来那个什么跟大家连麦之前我都 7594 07:46:33,016 --> 07:46:34,466 就是以前有人的人说他 7595 07:46:34,466 --> 07:46:36,416 他们希望找男朋友希望他的 7596 07:46:36,466 --> 07:46:38,783 呃找对象希望他的普通话标准 7597 07:46:38,783 --> 07:46:39,783 但是我从来没有 7598 07:46:40,066 --> 07:46:42,533 思考我这个问题是跟大家 7599 07:46:42,816 --> 07:46:44,133 连过麦之后才发现 7600 07:46:44,133 --> 07:46:48,216 哇哦原来大家真的会这么有口音的哦 7601 07:46:48,300 --> 07:46:49,466 哈哈 7602 07:46:55,383 --> 07:46:57,416 什么从小说普通话吗没有啊 7603 07:46:58,066 --> 07:47:00,133 上初中才开始说的 7604 07:47:06,416 --> 07:47:09,466 上厕所吗可以上吧可以上一下 7605 07:47:10,666 --> 07:47:14,383 哇塞但是好多普通话都不带声我感觉 7606 07:47:14,783 --> 07:47:18,733 不是不太行就是感觉口音很重哈哈哈 7607 07:47:20,300 --> 07:47:21,133 你感觉还好吗 7608 07:47:21,133 --> 07:47:22,133 那可能你没有 7609 07:47:22,133 --> 07:47:25,299 那什么全程看完吧但是我当时 7610 07:47:26,100 --> 07:47:29,066 大家挺多人口音都很重 7611 07:47:29,666 --> 07:47:30,299 你口音 7612 07:47:30,300 --> 07:47:32,616 你的普通话吗你的普通话感觉就是 7613 07:47:32,783 --> 07:47:35,733 非常北京但是还是比较标准的吧 7614 07:47:38,183 --> 07:47:40,266 我不是比较标准那北京肯定标准只 7615 07:47:40,266 --> 07:47:41,066 是我说 7616 07:47:41,383 --> 07:47:43,933 很明显的那种北京人说话的样子 7617 07:47:46,066 --> 07:47:46,066 i'm sorry 7618 07:47:46,066 --> 07:47:46,783 i didn't catch your name earlier i'm Bob nice to meet you 7619 07:47:46,783 --> 07:47:46,899 哎呀 7620 07:47:46,900 --> 07:47:49,466 好多我后来对不上号了你们知道吗 7621 07:47:49,466 --> 07:47:50,699 后来连麦太多 7622 07:47:50,816 --> 07:47:53,133 那什么录播也没有写大家 7623 07:47:53,183 --> 07:47:55,866 呃什么ID是在哪个时间 7624 07:47:56,216 --> 07:47:58,616 记不记不太清楚了后来 7625 07:48:00,583 --> 07:48:02,933 OK你只能记得几个人 7626 07:48:02,933 --> 07:48:03,983 你的口音吗 7627 07:48:03,983 --> 07:48:07,216 没有吧没啥口音吧就是比较灵罢了 7628 07:48:11,216 --> 07:48:12,616 这不算口音吗 7629 07:48:12,900 --> 07:48:15,533 嗯还好吧 7630 07:48:16,100 --> 07:48:17,583 可能还是有点吧 7631 07:48:17,666 --> 07:48:19,383 你们觉得我有口音吗 7632 07:48:19,466 --> 07:48:21,466 就除了我的那个什么 7633 07:48:21,500 --> 07:48:23,700 后鼻音不是很明显之外 7634 07:48:25,866 --> 07:48:29,066 我这很没有很浓烈的四川口音对吧 7635 07:48:29,783 --> 07:48:32,183 你没有口音啊你的普通话很标准 7636 07:48:34,416 --> 07:48:35,216 OOH 7637 07:48:41,133 --> 07:48:42,616 没有没有没有没有没有 7638 07:48:44,466 --> 07:48:47,099 爸爸我就是说话比较那啥 7639 07:48:48,666 --> 07:48:50,183 我比较没有那么字 7640 07:48:50,300 --> 07:48:51,700 字正腔圆 7641 07:48:58,783 --> 07:48:59,933 听不出来有没有吗 7642 07:48:59,933 --> 07:49:02,983 你可以去看一下带大家伙的录播 7643 07:49:03,066 --> 07:49:04,266 觉得他们 7644 07:49:04,616 --> 07:49:09,733 的口音挺重的哈哈哈哈你往后拉一点 7645 07:49:09,933 --> 07:49:11,499 往后拉一点 7646 07:49:12,416 --> 07:49:13,216 SURE 7647 07:49:14,466 --> 07:49:16,666 刚开始的几个人还好 7648 07:49:16,733 --> 07:49:18,133 往后拉一点 7649 07:49:20,066 --> 07:49:22,466 猫猫的时候就是说的四川话呀 7650 07:49:24,733 --> 07:49:27,616 Bill认识的四川话四川人都要好吗 7651 07:49:27,666 --> 07:49:30,266 确实如果是上了年纪的四川人的话 7652 07:49:30,266 --> 07:49:31,466 很难说标准 7653 07:49:31,533 --> 07:49:32,299 比如我爸妈 7654 07:49:32,300 --> 07:49:34,583 是完全不能说标准的普通话的 7655 07:49:36,333 --> 07:49:38,899 基本上中年人很很难有 7656 07:49:38,933 --> 07:49:40,583 说普通话很标准的 7657 07:49:41,783 --> 07:49:44,299 除非他们的工作需要说普通话 7658 07:49:44,733 --> 07:49:47,333 嗯嗯要的 7659 07:49:47,533 --> 07:49:48,333 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 7660 07:49:56,500 --> 07:49:57,300 hmm 7661 07:49:59,933 --> 07:50:02,783 那么老一杯四川人说话真的假的嗯 7662 07:50:03,100 --> 07:50:04,983 这没啥太大区别啊 7663 07:50:06,133 --> 07:50:08,533 四川老乡给你笑死了我操 7664 07:50:08,933 --> 07:50:10,416 不知道他在不在啊 7665 07:50:11,416 --> 07:50:12,466 还好吧 7666 07:50:14,866 --> 07:50:15,666 start 7667 07:50:16,900 --> 07:50:17,816 太那个什么 7668 07:50:18,100 --> 07:50:21,016 太像身边人有点吓人但是 7669 07:50:22,266 --> 07:50:24,899 太像那种什么各个年龄阶段 7670 07:50:25,016 --> 07:50:26,983 会遇到的男生的身影啊 7671 07:50:29,183 --> 07:50:30,866 说话哪里可爱呀 7672 07:50:31,016 --> 07:50:32,333 我觉得不太可爱 7673 07:50:32,666 --> 07:50:34,099 我没有觉得可爱 7674 07:50:44,466 --> 07:50:45,899 被这首歌戏弄了 7675 07:50:46,016 --> 07:50:49,016 然后的话这个男主角的话 7676 07:50:49,666 --> 07:50:50,533 嗯 7677 07:50:53,216 --> 07:50:54,583 那我也没觉得可爱 7678 07:50:54,816 --> 07:50:58,016 我我我从来没觉得四川话很可爱过 7679 07:50:58,383 --> 07:51:01,666 我觉得嗯普通话还是比较可爱的 7680 07:51:04,333 --> 07:51:06,733 还在弹出去那你们想听我说谁说 7681 07:51:06,733 --> 07:51:09,066 说回第二张的小饼吗 7682 07:51:15,583 --> 07:51:16,699 这感情线别急啊 7683 07:51:16,700 --> 07:51:18,583 我们这个要连载一年的 7684 07:51:18,816 --> 07:51:19,616 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 7685 07:51:25,500 --> 07:51:29,016 不行男主角是嗯嗯标准的普通话 7686 07:51:31,783 --> 07:51:32,583 哈哈 7687 07:51:32,983 --> 07:51:35,016 哈哈哈 7688 07:51:36,333 --> 07:51:37,183 嗯 7689 07:51:39,333 --> 07:51:42,216 um小饼是一个会出场的人物就是 7690 07:51:42,383 --> 07:51:43,616 那个什么呢 7691 07:51:44,016 --> 07:51:47,016 小饼就是一个嗯 7692 07:51:47,500 --> 07:51:49,666 我想想等当时 7693 07:51:49,816 --> 07:51:53,299 嗯调座位的时候女主跟男主坐在一起 7694 07:51:53,300 --> 07:51:56,933 但是女主觉得那个课桌是坏的 7695 07:51:56,933 --> 07:52:00,216 然后老师让那个小饼去 7696 07:52:00,533 --> 07:52:03,733 那个什么仓库里拿一个新的那个桌子 7697 07:52:03,983 --> 07:52:05,416 搬搬进教室 7698 07:52:05,500 --> 07:52:08,416 小饼是这个什么在这里会出场一下 7699 07:52:09,783 --> 07:52:10,583 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 7700 07:52:40,783 --> 07:52:42,533 看看看看个 7701 07:52:43,816 --> 07:52:44,699 消息 7702 07:52:45,866 --> 07:52:47,933 我个人觉得 7703 07:52:53,333 --> 07:52:55,933 第一个第一个 7704 07:52:58,733 --> 07:53:02,466 我只是最后一个 7705 07:53:04,533 --> 07:53:06,216 me觉得呢 7706 07:53:09,933 --> 07:53:10,816 然后 7707 07:53:12,133 --> 07:53:14,099 然后呢呃 7708 07:53:14,866 --> 07:53:16,616 我想想啊故事 7709 07:53:17,016 --> 07:53:18,299 就这么开始了 7710 07:53:18,300 --> 07:53:21,983 大家呃人物都已经了解清楚了对吧 7711 07:53:23,500 --> 07:53:25,416 为什么还有这么多人进直播间啊 7712 07:53:25,416 --> 07:53:27,866 怎么4点钟了还看直播的 7713 07:53:32,100 --> 07:53:33,733 小饼是哪里人吗 7714 07:53:33,733 --> 07:53:36,616 小饼可以是任何一个地方的人 7715 07:53:42,183 --> 07:53:43,383 我弹幕呢 7716 07:53:43,733 --> 07:53:45,616 快回我不回我闹了 7717 07:53:49,700 --> 07:53:50,816 你跟我说 7718 07:53:51,383 --> 07:53:52,183 嗯 7719 07:53:52,783 --> 07:53:55,816 那先都发给我吧 7720 07:53:59,500 --> 07:54:00,416 然后呢 7721 07:54:00,583 --> 07:54:03,333 嗯故事就这么开始都了解清楚了吧 7722 07:54:03,866 --> 07:54:05,383 男主是哪里人男主 7723 07:54:05,383 --> 07:54:07,533 也可以是哪里的人都是 7724 07:54:09,733 --> 07:54:12,783 太幼稚太有人睡不着了吗 7725 07:54:13,300 --> 07:54:14,183 哎很可惜 7726 07:54:14,183 --> 07:54:17,099 下一张又是付费付费的那个什么 7727 07:54:20,300 --> 07:54:21,300 第四章 7728 07:54:27,066 --> 07:54:30,266 yes嗯变一下现在还欠大家两个字 7729 07:54:30,583 --> 07:54:33,533 等下要从哪里开始呢嗯 7730 07:54:35,733 --> 07:54:36,733 新学 7731 07:54:38,266 --> 07:54:39,066 期 7732 07:54:44,216 --> 07:54:45,733 第一人称啊哦不对啊 7733 07:54:51,300 --> 07:54:53,616 别呀还是可以睡的呀 7734 07:54:54,183 --> 07:54:57,933 你们你们的那个啥第四张就付费 7735 07:54:57,933 --> 07:55:00,183 你不看一下我们写了多少个字啊 7736 07:55:00,333 --> 07:55:02,899 这不容易吗4点钟了还在这码字 7737 07:55:03,016 --> 07:55:05,733 你就觉得就就应该让你白嫖是吧 7738 07:55:05,733 --> 07:55:06,933 过不过分啊 7739 07:55:07,616 --> 07:55:08,866 真的太过分了 7740 07:55:08,866 --> 07:55:11,499 有的人不把别人的付出当付出 7741 07:55:12,133 --> 07:55:14,583 不把别人的心血当心血呵 7742 07:55:18,183 --> 07:55:20,733 你为什么会想带上主女主角呀 7743 07:55:20,733 --> 07:55:22,733 我总觉得你这个人真的很奇怪 7744 07:55:33,933 --> 07:55:35,099 不是带着故事接龙 7745 07:55:35,100 --> 07:55:37,016 是一个小花花写一个字 7746 07:55:41,300 --> 07:55:42,900 第二张就付费啊 7747 07:55:42,933 --> 07:55:46,099 嗯但是我们故事很精彩付费是 7748 07:55:47,266 --> 07:55:49,733 有道理的啊 7749 07:55:50,016 --> 07:55:52,216 看其实郑云也带入女主了 7750 07:55:52,216 --> 07:55:54,216 是不是有神经病啊 7751 07:55:57,583 --> 07:55:59,533 为什么会带上女主啊 7752 07:55:59,583 --> 07:56:01,183 有毛病啊 7753 07:56:03,300 --> 07:56:05,066 你们是跨性别吗 7754 07:56:05,733 --> 07:56:08,616 啊谢谢阴暗的小天使的100个小花花 7755 07:56:08,616 --> 07:56:09,416 我操 7756 07:56:10,183 --> 07:56:11,816 凝视上100个字 7757 07:56:15,700 --> 07:56:18,466 你们为什么会带入民族啊 7758 07:56:19,616 --> 07:56:22,216 我真的好为你们的未来担忧啊 7759 07:56:25,183 --> 07:56:27,783 the女主比较有体验感那我说的故事呢 7760 07:56:27,900 --> 07:56:29,383 那我也是移民下的 7761 07:56:29,383 --> 07:56:31,216 所以说大家代入女主吗 7762 07:56:34,216 --> 07:56:35,266 这波美少女 7763 07:56:35,266 --> 07:56:37,533 感觉会这么说的人现实生活中 7764 07:56:37,533 --> 07:56:38,666 一定一定 7765 07:56:49,783 --> 07:56:53,499 然后呢新学期到了嗯 7766 07:56:54,900 --> 07:56:59,383 我也顺利的从初中毕业来到了高中 7767 07:56:59,900 --> 07:57:03,700 入了校园第一反应的第一感觉是学校 7768 07:57:04,533 --> 07:57:09,499 嗯好好小啊不是很大不是很豪华 7769 07:57:14,416 --> 07:57:15,866 不是很大不是很豪华 7770 07:57:16,016 --> 07:57:19,783 我不会在这里度过平淡又无趣的嗯 7771 07:57:20,100 --> 07:57:23,333 高中三年时光吧嗨呀 7772 07:57:23,733 --> 07:57:24,733 赛尔德赛尔德 7773 07:57:25,533 --> 07:57:29,699 报错志愿报错志愿报错志愿了 7774 07:57:37,066 --> 07:57:41,133 OK然后来到教室嗯 7775 07:57:41,383 --> 07:57:42,816 看观察一下 7776 07:57:44,783 --> 07:57:45,899 观察一下 7777 07:57:46,216 --> 07:57:48,133 那你可以带入男主啊 7778 07:57:50,700 --> 07:57:52,216 great查了一下没有啊 7779 07:57:52,216 --> 07:57:55,266 小帅家里面不不是很富裕好吗 7780 07:57:55,733 --> 07:57:56,666 观察了一下 7781 07:57:56,666 --> 07:57:59,099 全班有哪些长得比较帅的男生 7782 07:57:59,133 --> 07:58:03,183 我丑我丑我丑我丑我丑嗯 7783 07:58:03,533 --> 07:58:07,699 这边的话嗯不是很帅这边嗯 7784 07:58:08,466 --> 07:58:09,333 not good 7785 07:58:10,383 --> 07:58:12,616 啊后面啊bad bad 7786 07:58:14,583 --> 07:58:18,066 然后就坐下了哎可惜班上没有帅哥啊 7787 07:58:18,333 --> 07:58:20,383 这个班不太行 7788 07:58:20,500 --> 07:58:22,900 希望以后能顺利考进别的班 7789 07:58:22,900 --> 07:58:25,333 嗯遇到一个大帅哥 7790 07:58:26,816 --> 07:58:29,866 哈哈哈抱着你一下 7791 07:58:31,900 --> 07:58:32,933 然后呢 7792 07:58:35,533 --> 07:58:37,783 这个时候老师来了 7793 07:58:38,300 --> 07:58:42,533 我干嘛问啊哈哈哈 7794 07:58:44,666 --> 07:58:48,266 这时候老师来了老师说大家安静 7795 07:58:48,333 --> 07:58:52,866 我是大家的王老师接下来就由我来 7796 07:58:52,933 --> 07:58:54,666 呃我是大家的班主任 7797 07:58:54,666 --> 07:58:57,583 接下来就由我来带领大家 7798 07:58:57,733 --> 07:58:59,866 呃度过接下来的3年 7799 07:59:00,100 --> 07:59:03,700 老师帅吗这是老师是女生 7800 07:59:04,533 --> 07:59:05,816 哎老师是什么 7801 07:59:05,816 --> 07:59:09,466 给一个大家产生不了性幻想的人好了 7802 07:59:09,533 --> 07:59:11,933 老师是一个嗯 7803 07:59:12,266 --> 07:59:16,183 嗯50岁有点秃顶的男的吧好吧 7804 07:59:22,466 --> 07:59:25,266 OK又续了两两个小花花2个字啊哦 7805 07:59:25,266 --> 07:59:26,983 5个小花花5个字OK 7806 07:59:27,700 --> 07:59:28,500 然后 7807 07:59:30,383 --> 07:59:31,183 嗯 7808 07:59:32,583 --> 07:59:34,016 女主这个时候 7809 07:59:34,100 --> 07:59:39,266 小翠这个时候正垂头丧气呢嗨没帅哥 7810 07:59:40,616 --> 07:59:42,266 啊等下我看回个消息啊 7811 07:59:44,216 --> 07:59:45,499 应该是快什么的 7812 07:59:45,500 --> 07:59:46,900 我还得过去再看一下视频 7813 07:59:46,900 --> 07:59:48,100 大家稍等一下 7814 08:00:11,333 --> 08:00:13,183 二位大家刚才有断吗 7815 08:00:14,533 --> 08:00:15,183 前面有特效 7816 08:00:15,183 --> 08:00:17,216 我的小红花大哥要我的小红花 7817 08:00:17,733 --> 08:00:19,216 刚才有断开吗 7818 08:00:22,500 --> 08:00:24,300 有的吗好的好的不好意思 7819 08:00:24,816 --> 08:00:27,699 然后呢什么破小说 7820 08:00:28,066 --> 08:00:30,016 谢谢猪头小时榜送的小花花 7821 08:00:33,933 --> 08:00:35,533 然后呢不是 7822 08:00:36,300 --> 08:00:39,133 嗯然后呢嗯 7823 08:00:41,016 --> 08:00:42,016 啊这个时候老师呢 7824 08:00:42,016 --> 08:00:42,983 他说接下来 7825 08:00:42,983 --> 08:00:45,299 如果来带领大家度过接下来的3年 7826 08:00:45,466 --> 08:00:48,333 然后女主这个时候正垂着头 7827 08:00:48,616 --> 08:00:50,266 垂着头丧气呢 7828 08:00:50,333 --> 08:00:53,933 哎没帅哥这3年可怎么度过啊 7829 08:00:54,300 --> 08:00:55,983 这个时候老师 7830 08:00:56,666 --> 08:00:59,933 看一下呢门外说你怎么现在才到啊 7831 08:00:59,933 --> 08:01:00,816 快进来 7832 08:01:01,216 --> 08:01:03,583 啊谢谢童调群单队员的10个小花花 7833 08:01:09,666 --> 08:01:10,983 怎么现在才来啊 7834 08:01:11,016 --> 08:01:12,583 快进来快进教室 7835 08:01:13,416 --> 08:01:14,616 然后这个时候 7836 08:01:14,983 --> 08:01:17,133 班级前门走进了 7837 08:01:17,983 --> 08:01:21,383 班级前门走进了一个 7838 08:01:30,983 --> 08:01:32,983 嗯走进了一个 7839 08:01:33,266 --> 08:01:38,783 男生哦哇塞他的身高1米8以上 7840 08:01:38,783 --> 08:01:41,266 然后单眼皮 7841 08:01:41,500 --> 08:01:44,333 然后鼻子很高 7842 08:01:45,066 --> 08:01:49,216 嘴巴嗯哈哈哈 7843 08:01:50,616 --> 08:01:52,216 嘴巴嗯 7844 08:01:52,216 --> 08:01:55,333 很饱满啊不是不是不是很饱满吧 7845 08:01:55,700 --> 08:01:59,333 嗯没啥死皮吧那就这包没啥死皮 7846 08:01:59,500 --> 08:02:02,466 然后看起来软软的 7847 08:02:02,583 --> 08:02:05,099 然后其实但是又有一点 7848 08:02:06,016 --> 08:02:10,416 嗯不太开心的倔强感但是看起来又 7849 08:02:10,533 --> 08:02:14,499 软软的综合了综合了他的这种嗯 7850 08:02:16,733 --> 08:02:17,533 哈哈 7851 08:02:20,133 --> 08:02:23,583 综合了他这种有点臭脸的气质 7852 08:02:26,583 --> 08:02:29,616 那不描写吗不描写吗 7853 08:02:32,900 --> 08:02:33,983 好然后 7854 08:02:34,933 --> 08:02:36,499 你是高高的 7855 08:02:36,500 --> 08:02:39,100 谢谢知道小子抱枕头最喜欢说大海 7856 08:02:39,100 --> 08:02:39,900 谢谢你哦 7857 08:02:41,983 --> 08:02:44,466 那每次出场都要说一下的呀 7858 08:02:45,066 --> 08:02:46,333 你太不懂了 7859 08:02:53,300 --> 08:02:56,216 有时候全班女生都看呆了啊 7860 08:02:56,266 --> 08:02:58,466 全班的男生也看呆了 7861 08:03:00,616 --> 08:03:05,783 嗯天呐这个男生好帅呀 7862 08:03:06,933 --> 08:03:08,333 哈哈哈 7863 08:03:09,183 --> 08:03:09,983 然后 7864 08:03:10,666 --> 08:03:11,499 但是 7865 08:03:11,583 --> 08:03:15,383 男主并没有因为大家的目光而感到 7866 08:03:15,416 --> 08:03:18,183 很很骄傲很自豪 7867 08:03:18,866 --> 08:03:21,466 搅碎的话就是悄悄瞄了一眼 7868 08:03:21,466 --> 08:03:23,533 然后哈哈哈 7869 08:03:24,466 --> 08:03:27,866 悄悄瞄了一眼然后又悄悄瞄了一眼 7870 08:03:28,866 --> 08:03:32,466 然后用用余光撇了10来下巴呀 7871 08:03:32,500 --> 08:03:34,533 并没有呆住嗯 7872 08:03:45,183 --> 08:03:46,066 然后 7873 08:03:47,016 --> 08:03:47,816 hmm 7874 08:03:50,733 --> 08:03:52,816 嗯但是男主呢 7875 08:03:52,816 --> 08:03:54,816 并没有因为大家 7876 08:03:54,983 --> 08:03:57,866 呆滞的目光而感到很自豪 7877 08:03:57,866 --> 08:04:00,016 而感到怎么说呢 7878 08:04:00,100 --> 08:04:01,216 桀骜不驯 7879 08:04:01,383 --> 08:04:03,783 可能仔细思考了一下 7880 08:04:03,783 --> 08:04:05,933 可能是因为他从小到大 7881 08:04:05,933 --> 08:04:08,066 已经习惯了别人的目光 7882 08:04:08,066 --> 08:04:10,866 别人的打量和注视了吧 7883 08:04:11,416 --> 08:04:12,216 嗯 7884 08:04:12,983 --> 08:04:14,899 然后这时候 7885 08:04:14,933 --> 08:04:17,699 老师让男主去找个位子坐下 7886 08:04:18,266 --> 08:04:20,783 正好小穗旁边没有人 7887 08:04:21,183 --> 08:04:25,333 他就坐在了小穗的旁边哦买噶 7888 08:04:25,416 --> 08:04:28,899 小穗当时觉得非常的紧张 7889 08:04:28,933 --> 08:04:31,383 但是又要故作镇定 7890 08:04:31,666 --> 08:04:33,266 小小饼在干嘛 7891 08:04:33,266 --> 08:04:35,616 小饼在帮老师打扫教室 7892 08:04:39,100 --> 08:04:39,900 下面 7893 08:04:40,733 --> 08:04:42,416 下面再打一把 7894 08:04:43,183 --> 08:04:45,216 正擦黑门扫地呢 7895 08:04:47,066 --> 08:04:49,216 嗯啊小笔记还在 7896 08:04:49,466 --> 08:04:52,099 呃丢垃圾了出门去丢垃圾了哈 7897 08:04:52,933 --> 08:04:53,866 哈哈 7898 08:05:02,466 --> 08:05:04,266 嗯嗯嗯 7899 08:05:09,183 --> 08:05:11,666 哼香槟有CP吗 7900 08:05:11,816 --> 08:05:14,133 香槟还有一个 7901 08:05:14,466 --> 08:05:16,183 小饼和小圆吧 7902 08:05:17,500 --> 08:05:21,500 哈哈哈哈哈哈 7903 08:05:23,416 --> 08:05:24,933 小美是小公 7904 08:05:31,216 --> 08:05:33,733 小饼的CP是小圆 7905 08:05:33,866 --> 08:05:36,499 这是圆圆头圆脑的圆 7906 08:05:36,500 --> 08:05:38,933 对呢嗯这是小圆还没有出场 7907 08:05:38,983 --> 08:05:41,533 小圆是跟小饼一样 7908 08:05:41,533 --> 08:05:43,533 嗯有两个眼睛一个鼻子 7909 08:05:43,533 --> 08:05:45,133 一个嘴巴的一个角色 7910 08:05:45,216 --> 08:05:48,899 之后再也会在一些地方介绍到他 7911 08:05:50,466 --> 08:05:51,266 uh huh 7912 08:05:54,500 --> 08:05:55,300 哼 7913 08:05:56,300 --> 08:05:58,583 你们想知道小圆的具体吗 7914 08:05:58,816 --> 08:06:01,299 没有小小嘴好看完全没有 7915 08:06:01,983 --> 08:06:03,699 小圆圆的话他是 7916 08:06:03,866 --> 08:06:07,066 呃有一次老师让小饼打扫清洁 7917 08:06:07,133 --> 08:06:09,866 但是小饼实在觉得自己做不完 7918 08:06:09,866 --> 08:06:12,933 然后老师就让小圆跟他一起做 7919 08:06:13,016 --> 08:06:17,666 然后他们俩就你擦黑板来呀我擦窗 7920 08:06:17,700 --> 08:06:20,016 你扫地来我拖地 7921 08:06:22,133 --> 08:06:27,383 你丢垃圾来我清洗垃圾桶哈哈哈 7922 08:06:31,266 --> 08:06:33,866 你搬课桌来我擦课桌 7923 08:06:34,583 --> 08:06:37,933 非常的嗯在这种嗯 7924 08:06:38,416 --> 08:06:41,133 男女搭配干活不累之中 7925 08:06:41,583 --> 08:06:44,816 然后互生互生情愫了 7926 08:06:54,816 --> 08:06:55,616 good 7927 08:06:57,333 --> 08:06:59,066 有什么做生意吗 7928 08:06:59,216 --> 08:07:01,216 生意就是为男主角 7929 08:07:01,216 --> 08:07:03,016 和女主角营造一个 7930 08:07:03,066 --> 08:07:07,066 嗯氛围相对良好的一个怎么说呢 7931 08:07:07,066 --> 08:07:08,499 生存环境 7932 08:07:13,866 --> 08:07:15,183 起码是个女的吗 7933 08:07:15,333 --> 08:07:17,699 这么饼干竟然是不分男女啊 7934 08:07:19,183 --> 08:07:22,066 只是你身上巧克力豆可能比我多几颗 7935 08:07:22,066 --> 08:07:24,783 我身上巧克力豆可能比你碎一点 7936 08:07:24,816 --> 08:07:27,666 只是有这种区别不分男女的 7937 08:07:31,816 --> 08:07:33,666 然后呢嗯 7938 08:07:34,983 --> 08:07:38,066 我们讲回正题啊男主角和女主角 7939 08:07:39,666 --> 08:07:40,499 嗯嗯 7940 08:07:44,983 --> 08:07:45,783 嗯 7941 08:07:46,783 --> 08:07:48,266 太恶心了 7942 08:07:49,666 --> 08:07:50,983 感觉不太 7943 08:07:54,183 --> 08:07:58,383 感觉不太健全我信任了我下播了 7944 08:08:00,016 --> 08:08:01,266 下头下头 7945 08:08:02,100 --> 08:08:06,383 小品只是个路人角色男男男100 7946 08:08:06,933 --> 08:08:08,933 不是男二男100 7947 08:08:10,816 --> 08:08:13,733 哦不是丙100丙100没有男没有男女的 7948 08:08:20,383 --> 08:08:21,183 UGH 7949 08:08:23,816 --> 08:08:24,899 啊下一页 7950 08:08:26,583 --> 08:08:28,383 付费付费章节 7951 08:08:31,533 --> 08:08:33,699 讲到重点呢就付费章节 7952 08:08:34,983 --> 08:08:35,783 HAHA 7953 08:08:38,983 --> 08:08:39,783 第 7954 08:08:41,216 --> 08:08:42,216 五 7955 08:08:44,983 --> 08:08:46,983 张哈哈 7956 08:08:48,416 --> 08:08:49,216 OK 7957 08:08:53,266 --> 08:08:55,266 哈哈哈 7958 08:08:55,983 --> 08:08:58,216 刚才可是免费跟你给你们 7959 08:08:58,333 --> 08:08:59,933 讲了好半天好吧 7960 08:09:03,783 --> 08:09:04,583 E 7961 08:09:14,900 --> 08:09:16,583 什么没有人付费了吗 7962 08:09:16,583 --> 08:09:18,499 那好吧那只有继续讲了 7963 08:09:19,700 --> 08:09:23,300 第五章咱们标题答一算 7964 08:09:23,933 --> 08:09:25,266 标题怎么不算啊 7965 08:09:36,533 --> 08:09:38,416 哦等一下我看一下消息 7966 08:09:39,183 --> 08:09:40,216 啊我得我得 7967 08:09:40,216 --> 08:09:42,299 再看一下视频了大家等一下 7968 08:09:45,383 --> 08:09:47,383 哒哒哒哒哒哒哒 7969 08:09:54,616 --> 08:09:55,983 再慢 7970 08:09:56,933 --> 08:09:57,733 一 7971 08:09:59,133 --> 08:10:00,533 咪咪 7972 08:10:02,183 --> 08:10:03,416 对呢 7973 08:10:05,383 --> 08:10:06,466 好了好了 7974 08:10:08,466 --> 08:10:10,016 要不然今天就讲到这吧 7975 08:10:10,016 --> 08:10:12,183 这故事这故事太精精彩了 7976 08:10:12,183 --> 08:10:13,933 我怕大家一次性听完的话 7977 08:10:14,100 --> 08:10:14,983 会那个什么 7978 08:10:14,983 --> 08:10:16,183 不知道大家有没有看过一些 7979 08:10:16,183 --> 08:10:17,699 非常精彩的一种的 7980 08:10:17,700 --> 08:10:18,500 是什么 7981 08:10:19,416 --> 08:10:21,699 刚非常精彩的电视剧或者小说的话 7982 08:10:21,700 --> 08:10:22,533 或者动画 7983 08:10:22,583 --> 08:10:25,066 就你看完之后会陷入到一种空虚之中 7984 08:10:25,066 --> 08:10:25,866 你懂吗 7985 08:10:29,183 --> 08:10:31,499 但说实话我还不想要结束直播 7986 08:10:32,216 --> 08:10:34,983 不想跟大家说再见 7987 08:10:36,466 --> 08:10:38,183 真的感觉我脑子有点问题 7988 08:10:38,183 --> 08:10:40,133 其实我现在有一点想睡觉 7989 08:10:42,266 --> 08:10:42,783 睡觉的话 7990 08:10:42,783 --> 08:10:45,299 应该10分钟以内肯定是睡得着的 7991 08:10:51,333 --> 08:10:52,133 UGH 7992 08:10:57,066 --> 08:10:57,866 我不睡 7993 08:10:59,933 --> 08:11:01,699 我意思是脑子有点 7994 08:11:02,900 --> 08:11:04,300 家里有点缺陷 7995 08:11:16,416 --> 08:11:19,099 SURE看我这这是抱歉大家 7996 08:11:19,466 --> 08:11:21,416 让大家呃什么 7997 08:11:22,016 --> 08:11:23,866 看直播看到现在 7998 08:11:24,733 --> 08:11:25,983 哎也没啥抱歉的 7999 08:11:25,983 --> 08:11:28,499 那我还直播到现在呢没啥抱歉的 8000 08:11:28,500 --> 08:11:29,416 收回收回 8001 08:11:29,416 --> 08:11:32,216 没啥抱歉的哈哈哈 8002 08:11:36,866 --> 08:11:38,333 还是不抱歉了啊 8003 08:11:40,616 --> 08:11:42,666 大家跟我抱歉一下吧要不然 8004 08:11:55,933 --> 08:11:58,816 不太明白这种为什么会决定不睡呢 8005 08:11:58,816 --> 08:11:59,666 怎么怎么 8006 08:11:59,700 --> 08:12:02,300 我觉得睡永远都是比不睡好的呀 8007 08:12:02,533 --> 08:12:04,183 就算只能睡两三个小时 8008 08:12:04,183 --> 08:12:05,466 那肯定比不睡好 8009 08:12:07,900 --> 08:12:09,583 好了好了原谅大家了 8010 08:12:13,816 --> 08:12:16,216 还有没有人认识到自己的错误了的 8011 08:12:26,066 --> 08:12:27,816 我头都睡痛了 8012 08:12:30,933 --> 08:12:31,899 然后呢 8013 08:12:32,666 --> 08:12:34,066 啊第五张对吧 8014 08:12:34,466 --> 08:12:35,866 这个时候呢 8015 08:12:36,783 --> 08:12:40,499 刚开学然后是那个啥 8016 08:12:44,183 --> 08:12:46,099 现在睡下午醒晚上急了吗 8017 08:12:46,100 --> 08:12:48,100 那我晚上肯定还是能睡着的 8018 08:12:48,733 --> 08:12:51,666 不太明白你们不太明白你们老头啊 8019 08:12:52,016 --> 08:12:52,783 那比如说 8020 08:12:52,783 --> 08:12:53,333 中医的话 8021 08:12:53,333 --> 08:12:55,699 那我就是比如说我4点半睡的话 8022 08:12:55,900 --> 08:12:57,016 明天早上 8023 08:12:57,866 --> 08:13:00,783 1点钟醒吧1点钟醒然后晚上 8024 08:13:02,100 --> 08:13:02,866 晚上1点钟 8025 08:13:02,866 --> 08:13:04,183 那你已经过了12小时 8026 08:13:04,183 --> 08:13:05,666 那肯定还是能睡着啊 8027 08:13:07,266 --> 08:13:09,416 要比如说你明天下午1点钟起床 8028 08:13:10,300 --> 08:13:11,533 当晚的1点 8029 08:13:11,616 --> 08:13:14,099 顶多两点吧两点肯定能睡着啊 8030 08:13:14,100 --> 08:13:15,066 你们觉得呢 8031 08:13:19,733 --> 08:13:20,533 what did you do 8032 08:13:24,616 --> 08:13:25,533 你们觉得呢 8033 08:13:26,383 --> 08:13:27,899 说话呀 8034 08:13:32,383 --> 08:13:34,783 你们睡眠质量真的太差了吧 8035 08:13:37,866 --> 08:13:38,666 SURE 8036 08:13:42,733 --> 08:13:47,016 然后第五章的话这个时候呢嗯 8037 08:13:47,866 --> 08:13:51,933 这个时候班上哦不是班上嗯 8038 08:13:52,933 --> 08:13:53,866 为什么呢 8039 08:13:53,933 --> 08:13:56,133 学校开展了运动会 8040 08:13:56,183 --> 08:13:59,616 老师让大家纷纷报名报名一下 8041 08:14:00,016 --> 08:14:02,466 嗯我想想运动会要现在开吗 8042 08:14:02,466 --> 08:14:03,866 要不然再等等吧 8043 08:14:04,100 --> 08:14:06,100 先军训吧好吧先军训 8044 08:14:06,300 --> 08:14:08,016 这个时候一开学呢 8045 08:14:08,333 --> 08:14:11,583 老师就说啊咱们开始军训 8046 08:14:11,816 --> 08:14:15,499 大家回家收拾收拾东西嗯 8047 08:14:17,300 --> 08:14:19,100 因为你们拍碎板熬夜已经辞职了 8048 08:14:19,100 --> 08:14:20,733 那我也没有每天熬夜啊 8049 08:14:23,933 --> 08:14:25,099 先去睡吧嗯 8050 08:14:26,133 --> 08:14:27,383 我这是有什么回忆吗 8051 08:14:27,383 --> 08:14:28,933 帮你们一起编进去 8052 08:14:28,933 --> 08:14:29,899 你们作为 8053 08:14:30,183 --> 08:14:32,299 呃那个什么路人角色 8054 08:14:32,300 --> 08:14:34,583 也需要有一点你们自己的故事 8055 08:14:35,583 --> 08:14:37,333 那我们这个是怎么说呢 8056 08:14:37,333 --> 08:14:38,533 我们虽然说 8057 08:14:38,700 --> 08:14:41,500 呃是小翠和男主角的故事但是 8058 08:14:41,666 --> 08:14:43,733 呃配角的话应该 8059 08:14:44,216 --> 08:14:47,299 嗯更生动立体一些懂吧 8060 08:14:47,500 --> 08:14:48,933 不能模板化 8061 08:14:59,583 --> 08:15:01,333 你不能抓他们躲避 8062 08:15:01,333 --> 08:15:03,816 那不行我不能劣质劣迹 8063 08:15:03,866 --> 08:15:04,899 医生是吧 8064 08:15:05,900 --> 08:15:07,816 军训都被你炖了 8065 08:15:08,416 --> 08:15:10,533 我军训都没被你炖过 8066 08:15:11,616 --> 08:15:15,299 这是故意被你炖还是真的身体不好啊 8067 08:15:16,933 --> 08:15:20,016 病嗯什么身体不好的话感觉更异地了 8068 08:15:22,416 --> 08:15:23,699 什么病美人 8069 08:15:25,700 --> 08:15:26,500 呃 8070 08:15:28,266 --> 08:15:29,983 你军训也乱了 8071 08:15:30,066 --> 08:15:32,616 晕掉了你不是直接没没去吗 8072 08:15:35,416 --> 08:15:37,216 上厕所后找不着队伍了 8073 08:15:37,300 --> 08:15:38,333 我可以帮你提出来 8074 08:15:38,333 --> 08:15:39,333 到时候小美 8075 08:15:39,533 --> 08:15:41,699 上完厕所后找不着队伍了好吧 8076 08:15:46,816 --> 08:15:50,016 哪来熟人写病历啊那熟人医生吗 8077 08:15:53,016 --> 08:15:56,933 然后这个时候军训了嗯大家站在一起 8078 08:15:57,266 --> 08:15:58,816 纷纷的开始了聊天 8079 08:15:58,816 --> 08:16:02,533 和彼此的关系也稍微的更近了一些 8080 08:16:02,533 --> 08:16:04,266 大概了解了彼此 8081 08:16:04,266 --> 08:16:07,299 大家说话大概是一个什么样的 8082 08:16:07,416 --> 08:16:09,533 嗯感觉吧 8083 08:16:10,933 --> 08:16:11,733 嗯 8084 08:16:12,616 --> 08:16:12,983 大家 8085 08:16:12,983 --> 08:16:15,333 大家大概说话是什么样的一个感觉 8086 08:16:15,383 --> 08:16:16,666 这个时候呢 8087 08:16:16,733 --> 08:16:20,899 小穗对其中的两个男生产生了兴趣 8088 08:16:20,900 --> 08:16:22,333 其中一个男生呢 8089 08:16:22,333 --> 08:16:24,183 是就是男主角 8090 08:16:25,216 --> 08:16:27,066 他的名字就是他他他姓 8091 08:16:27,066 --> 08:16:28,583 男名主角啊他叫 8092 08:16:29,266 --> 08:16:31,933 然后他就男主角的话 8093 08:16:32,900 --> 08:16:36,216 就是觉得男主角啊怎么不得不苟言笑 8094 08:16:36,216 --> 08:16:37,983 别人找他说话他也 8095 08:16:38,933 --> 08:16:39,783 他也比较哈 8096 08:16:41,066 --> 08:16:41,866 哈哈 8097 08:16:43,266 --> 08:16:44,816 他也比较冷淡 8098 08:16:47,983 --> 08:16:50,099 他也比较冷淡啊 8099 08:16:50,300 --> 08:16:52,133 随机不是睡觉 8100 08:16:52,300 --> 08:16:54,933 是小睡不是睡觉小睡不是睡觉 8101 08:16:55,416 --> 08:17:00,216 小睡就是对哈哈哈不是哑巴 8102 08:17:00,666 --> 08:17:03,066 啊小睡就对这个睡觉 8103 08:17:09,933 --> 08:17:11,666 能不能写个好点的名字 8104 08:17:12,133 --> 08:17:13,616 男主角我操 8105 08:17:13,666 --> 08:17:15,333 太有这味了 8106 08:17:15,816 --> 08:17:16,816 是男主角 8107 08:17:16,816 --> 08:17:21,066 男主哇太牛了太那个什么太紧张了 8108 08:17:21,500 --> 08:17:22,300 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 8109 08:17:25,183 --> 08:17:27,383 之后呢嗯刘宇轩 8110 08:17:27,700 --> 08:17:30,733 虽然说嗯比较不苟言笑 8111 08:17:30,733 --> 08:17:32,933 但是很多女生也是对他产生了 8112 08:17:33,100 --> 08:17:34,666 更浓烈的兴趣 8113 08:17:34,733 --> 08:17:37,066 因为大家对这种什么啊 8114 08:17:37,066 --> 08:17:38,299 有点摸不着头脑 8115 08:17:38,300 --> 08:17:41,983 然后看不穿的男生非常的嗯 8116 08:17:41,983 --> 08:17:44,783 为这种男生感到非常的着迷懂吧 8117 08:17:46,066 --> 08:17:47,466 就好这口啊 8118 08:17:50,383 --> 08:17:51,266 然后呢 8119 08:17:51,300 --> 08:17:53,933 呃另外一个男生呢是一个就是说 8120 08:17:54,266 --> 08:17:57,499 男儿豪男儿豪的一个男生 8121 08:17:57,733 --> 08:17:59,333 男儿豪的话 8122 08:17:59,500 --> 08:18:00,500 男2号的话 8123 08:18:00,500 --> 08:18:03,933 就先就就暂时叫他男2号吧好吧 8124 08:18:04,466 --> 08:18:05,416 男2号的话 8125 08:18:05,416 --> 08:18:08,783 他就是一个比较阳光风趣的男生 8126 08:18:10,533 --> 08:18:12,616 非常的阳光风趣啊啊 8127 08:18:13,016 --> 08:18:14,783 不是小翠呢 8128 08:18:15,066 --> 08:18:18,183 也是觉得他讲话非常的好玩 8129 08:18:18,983 --> 08:18:23,666 经常被他逗的逗的笑的那个不是小弟 8130 08:18:23,933 --> 08:18:26,133 只是是男的比较多罢了 8131 08:18:26,866 --> 08:18:28,383 啊只是啊 8132 08:18:28,383 --> 08:18:31,333 经常被他逗的笑的花枝乱颤的 8133 08:18:31,583 --> 08:18:32,466 非常的开心 8134 08:18:32,466 --> 08:18:34,099 感觉跟他这种 8135 08:18:34,300 --> 08:18:37,783 阳光大男生在一起比较快乐啊 8136 08:18:37,783 --> 08:18:40,466 也是对他产生了浓厚的兴趣 8137 08:18:40,866 --> 08:18:41,666 sorry i didn't catch your name earlier 8138 08:18:47,866 --> 08:18:50,899 哪有小饼听着顺耳哪耳嚎不好吗 8139 08:18:52,500 --> 08:18:54,016 男主角吧 8140 08:18:54,583 --> 08:18:58,783 男主角不是嘎嘎的小声花枝乱颤 8141 08:19:01,216 --> 08:19:05,533 嗯小饼的话他因为那个什么呃 8142 08:19:06,183 --> 08:19:07,533 踢正步的时候 8143 08:19:07,533 --> 08:19:11,299 那个同手同脚被教官单独驯化了 8144 08:19:12,383 --> 08:19:14,866 被教官单独在那惩罚呢 8145 08:19:15,700 --> 08:19:16,500 OK 8146 08:19:29,533 --> 08:19:30,333 hmm 8147 08:19:32,866 --> 08:19:35,783 所有的女生都在看着他哈哈大笑 8148 08:19:38,933 --> 08:19:39,866 嗯小穗呢 8149 08:19:39,866 --> 08:19:41,666 也是祝愿他能够早日 8150 08:19:41,866 --> 08:19:43,899 嗯改正这个毛病啊 8151 08:19:44,300 --> 08:19:45,100 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 8152 08:19:46,533 --> 08:19:48,416 嗯然后呢 8153 08:19:48,500 --> 08:19:50,100 嗯这个时候呢 8154 08:19:50,216 --> 08:19:52,616 嗯这是来到了哪个环节呢 8155 08:19:53,183 --> 08:19:54,933 我想想有什么环节 8156 08:19:58,616 --> 08:19:59,466 小圆 8157 08:20:00,783 --> 08:20:01,899 小圆也同手同脚 8158 08:20:01,900 --> 08:20:03,666 他们俩在一起被训练了 8159 08:20:10,133 --> 08:20:13,066 嗯这个时候小翠的话小翠在偷看 8160 08:20:13,183 --> 08:20:16,416 偷看那个什么在心里面在挑选呢是要 8161 08:20:16,733 --> 08:20:18,783 男主角还是男2号 8162 08:20:18,933 --> 08:20:23,133 男2号 秋季中的没没功夫笑笑扁 8163 08:20:24,416 --> 08:20:26,016 然后呢这个时候 8164 08:20:26,383 --> 08:20:28,616 军训进行到哪个环节了呢 8165 08:20:28,816 --> 08:20:30,733 我想想还有啥环节啊 8166 08:20:31,416 --> 08:20:35,666 啊那个什么大家去听一个啊大讲堂 8167 08:20:37,016 --> 08:20:38,016 啊听听听 8168 08:20:38,733 --> 08:20:42,816 大家呃搬着小板凳去那个礼堂听 8169 08:20:43,333 --> 08:20:44,816 一些讲座 8170 08:20:45,533 --> 08:20:46,416 这个时候 8171 08:20:46,666 --> 08:20:50,583 嗯男2号就来找小翠搭话他就说 8172 08:20:50,933 --> 08:20:53,333 他就聊了一些事情 8173 08:20:53,333 --> 08:20:56,816 问了一下初中是什么学校的 8174 08:20:56,816 --> 08:20:58,899 然后为什么会选择 8175 08:20:58,983 --> 08:21:00,933 定学校之类的一些事情 8176 08:21:01,066 --> 08:21:05,099 然后与言语之间也是风趣茫茫 8177 08:21:05,216 --> 08:21:08,416 坐着小穗又是一阵花枝乱颤 8178 08:21:08,866 --> 08:21:10,533 差点被老师发现啊 8179 08:21:13,066 --> 08:21:15,299 玩什么小圆怕小米你寂寞啊 8180 08:21:17,333 --> 08:21:20,466 CP粉真的是就爱乱脑补OK 8181 08:21:29,183 --> 08:21:30,866 然后这个时候呢 8182 08:21:30,983 --> 08:21:32,783 嗯大家回到了宿舍 8183 08:21:33,300 --> 08:21:35,416 嗯就有一个女生 8184 08:21:35,933 --> 08:21:39,266 于是小翠咳咳咳 8185 08:21:42,416 --> 08:21:43,733 别逗我笑 8186 08:21:43,933 --> 08:21:45,183 然后这个时候 8187 08:21:45,533 --> 08:21:49,099 大家也是能到休息时间回到了寝室 8188 08:21:49,416 --> 08:21:53,666 然后这个时候小穗的一个初中的嗯 8189 08:21:53,983 --> 08:21:58,099 初中的同班同学也来到了这个高中 8190 08:21:58,183 --> 08:22:00,699 他就找到小穗说嗯 8191 08:22:02,216 --> 08:22:04,416 他说嗯什么呢 8192 08:22:04,466 --> 08:22:05,583 他就是说 8193 08:22:06,016 --> 08:22:09,383 你觉得我们班的那个男生怎么样 8194 08:22:09,466 --> 08:22:12,133 然后小翠说没有注意过 8195 08:22:12,216 --> 08:22:14,416 然后这个女生就说 8196 08:22:14,416 --> 08:22:16,383 他想要你的联系方式 8197 08:22:16,383 --> 08:22:19,416 你给吗我小翠就说嗯 8198 08:22:19,816 --> 08:22:21,499 可是我觉得他长得不好看 8199 08:22:21,500 --> 08:22:23,616 那个女生就说怎么可能 8200 08:22:23,616 --> 08:22:25,933 他是文文班最帅的男生 8201 08:22:26,016 --> 08:22:29,616 小翠大吃一惊说啊真的吗 8202 08:22:29,616 --> 08:22:32,899 我觉得他还没有哪儿好长得好看呢 8203 08:22:33,700 --> 08:22:34,500 第二天 8204 08:22:34,500 --> 08:22:38,216 男孩知道了小穗不要联系方式的 8205 08:22:38,983 --> 08:22:42,016 的事情感到非常的吃醋 8206 08:22:42,100 --> 08:22:42,900 他就 8207 08:22:43,300 --> 08:22:47,333 但是他听到小c说还不如他好看之后 8208 08:22:47,333 --> 08:22:49,733 又是一阵花枝乱颤 8209 08:22:50,016 --> 08:22:53,333 他也笑的一阵花枝乱颤 8210 08:22:55,583 --> 08:22:57,583 想吃点什么鬼 8211 08:22:59,616 --> 08:23:00,416 嗯 8212 08:23:01,466 --> 08:23:05,499 嗯不禁跟小翠的关系也亲近了起来 8213 08:23:05,900 --> 08:23:11,266 然后嗯这个当真的小翠啊我想想 8214 08:23:12,100 --> 08:23:14,183 真的小翠那个什么呢 8215 08:23:14,266 --> 08:23:16,499 嗯觉得跟 8216 08:23:19,016 --> 08:23:21,616 不是是男二号太差了 8217 08:23:32,100 --> 08:23:34,900 哎呀别吵我我这思想都乱了 8218 08:23:40,466 --> 08:23:41,266 然后 8219 08:23:41,466 --> 08:23:44,783 正当小翠和男儿好关系越来越好之后 8220 08:23:45,100 --> 08:23:46,783 嗯嗯 8221 08:23:47,100 --> 08:23:49,783 男主角感到了一阵 8222 08:23:50,500 --> 08:23:54,783 吃醋但是他高傲的性格有呃 8223 08:23:54,983 --> 08:23:57,899 使得他不想把这一切表现的太过明显 8224 08:23:58,133 --> 08:24:02,499 总言之他就在嗯明理暗理的帮助小穗 8225 08:24:02,583 --> 08:24:04,933 比如说小穗叠不好被子 8226 08:24:04,933 --> 08:24:07,783 他就那个什么嗯 8227 08:24:08,583 --> 08:24:09,733 闪亮登场 8228 08:24:09,733 --> 08:24:10,983 力挽狂澜 8229 08:24:11,183 --> 08:24:12,499 呃雷厉风行 8230 08:24:12,983 --> 08:24:15,499 嗯说一不二嗯 8231 08:24:17,266 --> 08:24:19,499 一马当先嗯 8232 08:24:21,533 --> 08:24:23,616 yeah晴晴嗯不行 8233 08:24:23,783 --> 08:24:25,016 想不出别的了 8234 08:24:25,016 --> 08:24:26,583 然后他就不是 8235 08:24:26,583 --> 08:24:30,299 是在操场上叠被子比赛啊然后 8236 08:24:31,983 --> 08:24:34,783 把小翠叠的整整齐齐 8237 08:24:34,783 --> 08:24:36,616 完完美美的OK 8238 08:24:45,933 --> 08:24:47,099 这个时候呢 8239 08:24:47,183 --> 08:24:48,783 呃有一天晚上 8240 08:24:48,783 --> 08:24:52,299 那个男2号他就找到飞机 8241 08:24:52,300 --> 08:24:56,066 他就说其实你应该也感觉出来的 8242 08:24:56,066 --> 08:24:57,499 我很喜欢你 8243 08:24:57,500 --> 08:24:59,183 我们可以在一起吗 8244 08:25:00,583 --> 08:25:03,933 按理说小苏应该说好的 8245 08:25:04,066 --> 08:25:06,933 但是不知道为什么 8246 08:25:07,616 --> 08:25:11,616 看着男2号他心里面总是啊我说 8247 08:25:11,983 --> 08:25:13,466 没有没有小岁 8248 08:25:14,183 --> 08:25:17,099 小岁就看着男2号的脸 8249 08:25:18,183 --> 08:25:20,533 看着他阳光帅气 8250 08:25:20,583 --> 08:25:22,616 嗯嗯 8251 08:25:23,100 --> 08:25:25,700 散发着蓬勃朝气的脸 8252 08:25:25,900 --> 08:25:29,583 心里却总是想起那个不苟言笑 8253 08:25:29,583 --> 08:25:32,066 沉默寡言的男主角 8254 08:25:35,733 --> 08:25:37,899 这时候他说 8255 08:25:38,416 --> 08:25:41,466 谢谢你你是个好人 8256 08:25:41,783 --> 08:25:46,216 但是我觉得我们还是做朋友比较好 8257 08:25:46,666 --> 08:25:47,899 你觉得呢 8258 08:25:49,983 --> 08:25:55,016 然后呢也是流下了心酸的眼泪但是 8259 08:25:55,866 --> 08:25:57,383 强颜欢笑着说 8260 08:25:58,066 --> 08:26:00,383 哈我也觉得 8261 08:26:01,333 --> 08:26:03,383 嗯不是他说他说他说 8262 08:26:04,266 --> 08:26:06,733 你心里面有别的人吗 8263 08:26:06,900 --> 08:26:11,133 小翠说对不起其实我也不知道 8264 08:26:11,466 --> 08:26:15,216 那好说我会一直等你的直到 8265 08:26:17,183 --> 08:26:19,383 直到你确认了自己的心 8266 08:26:19,383 --> 08:26:22,699 直到你喜欢的人也喜欢你为止 8267 08:26:24,333 --> 08:26:25,666 没有画质乱差了 8268 08:26:25,666 --> 08:26:29,216 只是有点微微微微阳光一笑 8269 08:26:34,133 --> 08:26:37,099 小翠说别你别等我 8270 08:26:37,300 --> 08:26:40,133 其实我也不知道 8271 08:26:40,500 --> 08:26:43,300 什么时候我才能明白自己的内心 8272 08:26:44,416 --> 08:26:45,266 或者 8273 08:26:45,616 --> 08:26:48,733 这辈子我还能不能搞明白自己的内心 8274 08:26:49,133 --> 08:26:51,616 我希望你能幸福你能快乐 8275 08:26:51,900 --> 08:26:53,383 你还是别等我了 8276 08:26:54,183 --> 08:26:55,216 这个时候 8277 08:26:56,016 --> 08:26:57,383 你要好好说 8278 08:26:58,700 --> 08:27:00,666 你想我幸福想我快乐是吗 8279 08:27:00,666 --> 08:27:02,066 可是我的幸福 8280 08:27:02,500 --> 08:27:06,266 就是看着你幸福哈哈哈 8281 08:27:07,616 --> 08:27:10,133 我的幸福就是你幸福 8282 08:27:10,500 --> 08:27:12,983 只有你快乐我才会快乐 8283 08:27:15,183 --> 08:27:18,383 说他过去啥把你踢出这个直播间 8284 08:27:19,900 --> 08:27:22,983 当你憔悴当你 8285 08:27:27,700 --> 08:27:30,416 don't forget about that你笑的很开心的时候 8286 08:27:30,533 --> 08:27:32,816 你的声音也会感染我啊 8287 08:27:32,816 --> 08:27:34,183 现在在上高一啊 8288 08:27:34,500 --> 08:27:37,983 不准说我乱玩了哪里的我乱玩了 8289 08:27:39,300 --> 08:27:40,866 还没结束呢 8290 08:27:40,866 --> 08:27:44,333 想不想听啊不想听我下播了哼 8291 08:27:49,983 --> 08:27:51,333 气死我了 8292 08:27:53,933 --> 08:27:55,783 怎么会说烂玩了 8293 08:28:00,383 --> 08:28:02,299 是不是起冰了 8294 08:28:02,933 --> 08:28:04,533 都不会喘气了 8295 08:28:05,016 --> 08:28:09,616 头上都满都在冒汗冒冒冒润气 8296 08:28:17,616 --> 08:28:19,733 谢谢你是猪的爱的抱抱 8297 08:28:21,816 --> 08:28:24,583 哼哼哼 8298 08:28:29,416 --> 08:28:32,933 那你们说嗯那你们说嗯 8299 08:28:33,300 --> 08:28:34,583 你们说老师 8300 08:28:34,666 --> 08:28:36,133 嗯求崔根 8301 08:28:36,900 --> 08:28:38,666 求后续快说 8302 08:28:39,416 --> 08:28:40,216 哼 8303 08:29:03,616 --> 08:29:04,699 感叹号呢 8304 08:29:05,583 --> 08:29:06,616 感叹号呢 8305 08:29:06,700 --> 08:29:09,333 还要说老师的文笔也太好了吧 8306 08:29:10,533 --> 08:29:11,333 还有什么 8307 08:29:11,866 --> 08:29:14,383 好久没有看到这么好的故事了 8308 08:29:14,700 --> 08:29:17,616 天啊皱纹笔 8309 08:29:24,666 --> 08:29:27,816 还要质疑一下老师皮下是什么 8310 08:29:28,533 --> 08:29:29,983 大文学家吗 8311 08:29:30,066 --> 08:29:31,699 嗯快说 8312 08:29:47,700 --> 08:29:48,866 哈哈 8313 08:29:49,533 --> 08:29:51,266 哈第一本书就这么牛 8314 08:29:51,266 --> 08:29:52,733 你太懂了 8315 08:29:56,700 --> 08:29:57,500 嗯 8316 08:29:58,066 --> 08:30:00,666 啊哈哈哈哈 8317 08:30:02,933 --> 08:30:05,816 嗯然后呢嗯 8318 08:30:07,183 --> 08:30:09,299 男儿好就说小翠 8319 08:30:09,533 --> 08:30:13,099 在你笑的时候我也会笑但你 8320 08:30:14,416 --> 08:30:15,183 开心的 8321 08:30:15,183 --> 08:30:17,783 呃你你大笑的声音传到我耳我 8322 08:30:17,783 --> 08:30:18,866 耳边的时候 8323 08:30:19,016 --> 08:30:20,933 我也会笑我也会开心 8324 08:30:21,016 --> 08:30:22,933 我才是真正的幸福 8325 08:30:23,933 --> 08:30:26,333 我想要守护着你 8326 08:30:27,383 --> 08:30:29,183 可以至少给我这个 8327 08:30:31,700 --> 08:30:32,933 皮下脂肪 8328 08:30:33,016 --> 08:30:33,816 气死 8329 08:30:34,866 --> 08:30:35,666 咪 8330 08:30:36,133 --> 08:30:37,816 可以给我这个机会吗 8331 08:30:39,183 --> 08:30:40,983 小崔笑大笑笑的有点大声吗 8332 08:30:40,983 --> 08:30:43,266 我怎么没觉得小崔大笑有点大声吧 8333 08:30:43,266 --> 08:30:44,333 大家觉得呢 8334 08:30:46,333 --> 08:30:48,416 要不然一起把这个人举报好了吧 8335 08:30:49,816 --> 08:30:51,783 搁这带节奏呢这个人 8336 08:30:53,700 --> 08:30:55,866 我觉得小崔大笑的时候 8337 08:30:55,866 --> 08:30:59,416 声音如银铃一般的动听 8338 08:31:01,216 --> 08:31:04,016 好肥道具啊你是谁啊 8339 08:31:04,016 --> 08:31:05,783 等着带节奏是吧 8340 08:31:08,666 --> 08:31:09,466 Huh 8341 08:31:18,583 --> 08:31:19,699 OK哼 8342 08:31:21,466 --> 08:31:25,533 小品的笑什么小品笑的感觉哈哈哈 8343 08:31:25,733 --> 08:31:28,699 就是这老师夸他地拖的很干净 8344 08:31:28,700 --> 08:31:30,466 黑板黑板擦的很干净 8345 08:31:30,466 --> 08:31:32,383 竟然没什么水质的时候 8346 08:31:32,533 --> 08:31:33,816 小品就说哈哈哈 8347 08:31:34,133 --> 08:31:36,816 因为我上次擦黑板的时候 8348 08:31:36,816 --> 08:31:39,099 发现有水滞留下来 8349 08:31:39,100 --> 08:31:40,266 不太干净 8350 08:31:40,266 --> 08:31:42,183 我就特意的嗯 8351 08:31:42,416 --> 08:31:46,383 在网上搜索了一下怎么才能把黑板 8352 08:31:46,583 --> 08:31:49,016 当的更干净嘻嘻嘻 8353 08:31:49,700 --> 08:31:51,133 大概就是这样 8354 08:31:53,333 --> 08:31:56,099 老师夸哎小饼地拖的好干净啊 8355 08:31:56,133 --> 08:31:59,466 嗯然后这小饼就会想的很开心 8356 08:32:00,016 --> 08:32:02,816 因为我拖完之后又用抹布 8357 08:32:02,933 --> 08:32:06,533 一个一个瓷砖都擦了一遍嘻嘻 8358 08:32:07,733 --> 08:32:09,499 哪里像顶针啊 8359 08:32:10,583 --> 08:32:11,933 你这一点不像啊 8360 08:32:12,300 --> 08:32:13,583 你就像那种 8361 08:32:14,066 --> 08:32:16,866 动动画里面的那种对不OK 8362 08:32:19,066 --> 08:32:20,666 你一边流啊一边吸 8363 08:32:21,466 --> 08:32:22,266 这样的 8364 08:32:27,666 --> 08:32:28,733 谢谢老师 8365 08:32:33,133 --> 08:32:36,133 嘿嘿嘿然后 8366 08:32:37,333 --> 08:32:40,899 接着讲让小崔也是感到一阵 8367 08:32:41,100 --> 08:32:46,816 嗯暖意流过心口一阵愧疚之情一阵 8368 08:32:47,333 --> 08:32:49,266 哎惋惜 8369 08:32:50,383 --> 08:32:54,183 哈哈哈这你说这么说小比然后 8370 08:32:55,666 --> 08:32:57,216 那时候嗯 8371 08:32:57,866 --> 08:33:01,333 小翠也是觉得很难过很替他感到难过 8372 08:33:01,500 --> 08:33:03,533 但是既然他都这么说了 8373 08:33:03,533 --> 08:33:05,983 也可能只能答应了 8374 08:33:06,133 --> 08:33:07,383 然后他就说 8375 08:33:08,183 --> 08:33:10,933 好吧然后这个时候 8376 08:33:12,216 --> 08:33:13,416 呃远在 8377 08:33:13,983 --> 08:33:18,699 那个宿舍宿舍我想想宿舍宿舍的 8378 08:33:19,216 --> 08:33:22,699 天台上望着下面的呃 8379 08:33:26,183 --> 08:33:29,533 此时此刻正在阳台的不是阳台啊 8380 08:33:29,533 --> 08:33:30,383 天台的 8381 08:33:30,700 --> 08:33:34,133 男主角看着楼下发生的这一切 8382 08:33:35,016 --> 08:33:37,266 勾起了邪魅一笑 8383 08:33:42,983 --> 08:33:44,899 他说出了这是个 8384 08:33:45,300 --> 08:33:47,300 哈哈哈 8385 08:33:48,016 --> 08:33:48,983 说出了 8386 08:33:49,416 --> 08:33:52,616 上学以来上高中以来最长的一句话 8387 08:33:53,066 --> 08:33:53,866 哼 8388 08:33:54,416 --> 08:33:55,216 小岁 8389 08:33:56,416 --> 08:33:57,783 一定是我的 8390 08:33:58,016 --> 08:34:00,733 哈哈不是炒股失败了 8391 08:34:00,783 --> 08:34:02,133 你有没有看过动画 8392 08:34:03,016 --> 08:34:03,783 心情不好 8393 08:34:03,783 --> 08:34:06,066 或者是有大事发生的时候就要去 8394 08:34:06,100 --> 08:34:06,900 点菜 8395 08:34:16,700 --> 08:34:17,066 不是 8396 08:34:17,066 --> 08:34:19,666 为什么要谁没用出来了为什么要用 8397 08:34:19,666 --> 08:34:22,899 哭啊感觉叹了一口气一样的 8398 08:34:25,266 --> 08:34:26,666 哪里下头了 8399 08:34:28,983 --> 08:34:30,333 不买世界杯 8400 08:34:30,933 --> 08:34:33,266 男主角去踢世界杯的 8401 08:34:37,983 --> 08:34:38,783 uh huh 8402 08:34:42,066 --> 08:34:44,499 这个直播间到底还有多少人我感觉 8403 08:34:48,100 --> 08:34:49,216 感觉大家 8404 08:34:51,333 --> 08:34:53,733 哪里不出答案了我不准你这么说他 8405 08:34:58,133 --> 08:35:00,383 没有他是三分不羁 8406 08:35:01,066 --> 08:35:02,266 别的不记得了 8407 08:35:20,783 --> 08:35:22,783 这么薄凉后面的呢 8408 08:35:24,583 --> 08:35:25,383 后面 8409 08:35:26,183 --> 08:35:27,699 嗯然后 8410 08:35:28,733 --> 08:35:31,133 脚不臭别乱说别人 8411 08:35:34,183 --> 08:35:36,066 哦斯特漫步进行太牛了吧 8412 08:35:36,066 --> 08:35:37,333 你去搜的是吧 8413 08:35:38,783 --> 08:35:39,733 然后这个时候 8414 08:35:41,133 --> 08:35:43,099 啊这个时候他说 8415 08:35:43,866 --> 08:35:44,666 小c 8416 08:35:45,583 --> 08:35:47,616 一定是我的嗯 8417 08:35:49,266 --> 08:35:51,383 这么说然后 8418 08:35:56,100 --> 08:35:58,866 回到学校之后呢嗯 8419 08:36:01,500 --> 08:36:05,783 嗯男儿豪就对小翠那个什么无微不至 8420 08:36:05,816 --> 08:36:07,866 非常的细心体贴 8421 08:36:08,666 --> 08:36:10,733 但是女主这个时候呢 8422 08:36:14,416 --> 08:36:15,499 什么我的我的 8423 08:36:17,583 --> 08:36:20,866 女主女主角这个这个时候呢对男主角 8424 08:36:21,066 --> 08:36:23,099 嗯对男儿好不太感兴趣 8425 08:36:23,133 --> 08:36:25,666 但是他也开始思索起自己的内心 8426 08:36:25,666 --> 08:36:27,066 到底喜欢谁呢 8427 08:36:27,066 --> 08:36:28,066 到底喜欢 8428 08:36:28,933 --> 08:36:32,299 到底喜欢有有没有喜欢的人呢 8429 08:36:33,216 --> 08:36:35,416 啊你为什么我的我的你的你的呀 8430 08:36:35,500 --> 08:36:36,500 没搞明白 8431 08:36:41,666 --> 08:36:44,699 这个时候男主角的话他也是 8432 08:36:44,700 --> 08:36:47,266 对哦不是这个时候 8433 08:36:47,616 --> 08:36:50,133 开展了运动会开始运动会了 8434 08:36:51,733 --> 08:36:53,183 开展了运动会 8435 08:36:57,533 --> 08:36:59,066 哦一定是我的了 8436 08:37:00,533 --> 08:37:01,333 嗯 8437 08:37:03,100 --> 08:37:05,016 可能是说之后发现自己爱的是小饼 8438 08:37:05,016 --> 08:37:06,583 没有这个可能性下一个 8439 08:37:09,616 --> 08:37:11,983 这个时候呢学校开展了运动会啊 8440 08:37:15,066 --> 08:37:16,899 学校开展了运动会大家 8441 08:37:17,183 --> 08:37:18,899 老师让大家踊跃报名 8442 08:37:19,016 --> 08:37:22,783 这个时候呢嗯男主角他说他不想参加 8443 08:37:22,816 --> 08:37:24,616 但是老师说你身高腿长的 8444 08:37:24,616 --> 08:37:25,933 你怎么可以不参加 8445 08:37:26,016 --> 08:37:27,499 你一看就运动特别好 8446 08:37:27,500 --> 08:37:29,700 之前体育老师还说了 8447 08:37:30,066 --> 08:37:32,133 你特别有运动的苗子 8448 08:37:32,133 --> 08:37:34,266 希望你能够仔细考虑一下 8449 08:37:35,783 --> 08:37:36,666 但是呢 8450 08:37:36,666 --> 08:37:38,816 主角的话他说他对这些不太感兴趣 8451 08:37:38,816 --> 08:37:39,866 没兴趣参加 8452 08:37:43,816 --> 08:37:44,616 这个时候 8453 08:37:44,816 --> 08:37:47,866 嗯班上嗯很多人都不报名 8454 08:37:47,866 --> 08:37:49,933 班上各个项目都确认 8455 08:37:50,066 --> 08:37:52,699 老师就安排了一个文艺委员 8456 08:37:52,700 --> 08:37:56,183 他说小穗你比较嗯 8457 08:37:56,933 --> 08:37:57,783 叫什么呢 8458 08:37:59,100 --> 08:38:00,783 小穗你是女主角 8459 08:38:00,816 --> 08:38:02,666 你来承担这一切吧 8460 08:38:02,783 --> 08:38:04,533 然后他就让女主角 8461 08:38:04,733 --> 08:38:07,783 小穗找找人参加各个项目 8462 08:38:09,216 --> 08:38:12,066 小学也就只能一个一个同学的去动员 8463 08:38:12,333 --> 08:38:14,733 哎呀你能不能拜托拜托 8464 08:38:14,733 --> 08:38:18,299 你能不能参加一下这个100米啊 8465 08:38:18,416 --> 08:38:19,899 然后大家 8466 08:38:21,500 --> 08:38:25,383 然后被他拜托的人就很难拒绝他 8467 08:38:26,383 --> 08:38:27,816 就欣然同意 8468 08:38:27,983 --> 08:38:29,133 这个时候呢 8469 08:38:29,466 --> 08:38:30,266 小穗 8470 08:38:30,616 --> 08:38:33,383 找来找去终于把大部分都凑齐了 8471 08:38:33,383 --> 08:38:37,299 但是还剩两个名额都是 8472 08:38:38,733 --> 08:38:40,466 人生最最远跑多少米 8473 08:38:40,466 --> 08:38:41,583 2千米吧 8474 08:38:42,416 --> 08:38:43,216 OK 8475 08:38:48,300 --> 08:38:51,266 但是还剩2个2千米的嗯 8476 08:38:51,416 --> 08:38:53,533 长跑是死呃3千米吗 8477 08:38:53,783 --> 08:38:55,733 但是还剩2个3千米的 8478 08:38:55,900 --> 08:38:58,183 呃名额是死都没有人报名 8479 08:38:58,216 --> 08:39:00,733 小翠也是非常的嗯 8480 08:39:01,066 --> 08:39:02,016 感到困扰 8481 08:39:02,016 --> 08:39:05,066 这个时候他找了他们班的体育委员说 8482 08:39:05,100 --> 08:39:07,666 你们能你能不能跑一下这个3,000 8483 08:39:08,266 --> 08:39:10,616 体育委员说我也很乐意帮你 8484 08:39:10,616 --> 08:39:15,099 可是跑3,000的时候我正在那个什么呢 8485 08:39:15,583 --> 08:39:17,099 跳跳高呢 8486 08:39:18,816 --> 08:39:21,899 uh huh这两个项目的时间是冲突的 8487 08:39:21,933 --> 08:39:23,266 我很想去跳高 8488 08:39:23,266 --> 08:39:24,699 我很擅长跳高 8489 08:39:24,700 --> 08:39:26,616 所以说不能去参加 8490 08:39:27,616 --> 08:39:30,416 体育委员你别管吧体育委员就是 8491 08:39:32,616 --> 08:39:33,899 嗯他姓 8492 08:39:33,900 --> 08:39:36,583 体名誉为他叫体育委 8493 08:39:37,466 --> 08:39:40,583 然后哈哈哈哈哈哈 8494 08:39:40,583 --> 08:39:41,783 然后这个时候 8495 08:39:41,783 --> 08:39:44,266 小翠又只能求爷爷告奶奶 8496 08:39:44,266 --> 08:39:45,416 但是大部分男生 8497 08:39:45,416 --> 08:39:48,066 现在都身上有一两个项目了 8498 08:39:48,183 --> 08:39:50,899 实在是不愿意再去跑3千米 8499 08:39:53,300 --> 08:39:56,500 但这个时候全班快点给我发弹幕啊 8500 08:39:57,216 --> 08:39:57,466 这 8501 08:39:57,466 --> 08:40:00,699 这全班只有一个人是一个项目都没有 8502 08:40:01,133 --> 08:40:02,933 这个人呢就是男主角 8503 08:40:03,016 --> 08:40:05,016 但是小翠呢不太敢找他 8504 08:40:05,016 --> 08:40:07,983 害怕被他冷漠的狠狠的拒绝 8505 08:40:07,983 --> 08:40:10,183 所以说非常的纠结 8506 08:40:11,866 --> 08:40:15,066 他非常的纠结到底应该怎么办呢 8507 08:40:15,183 --> 08:40:16,983 到底应该怎么办呢 8508 08:40:17,266 --> 08:40:21,133 然后但是思来想去确实没有办法 8509 08:40:21,266 --> 08:40:23,983 他就去找了男主角他就说 8510 08:40:25,500 --> 08:40:26,300 那 8511 08:40:26,616 --> 08:40:29,066 那男主角同学 8512 08:40:29,500 --> 08:40:31,500 你你好我是 8513 08:40:32,133 --> 08:40:35,183 文艺委员小穗嗯 8514 08:40:36,616 --> 08:40:40,416 就是有件事情想跟你商量一下 8515 08:40:42,383 --> 08:40:43,583 男主角说 8516 08:40:44,300 --> 08:40:46,866 嗯你好什么事 8517 08:40:48,816 --> 08:40:49,866 这时候呢 8518 08:40:49,866 --> 08:40:53,333 小翠又是一阵的那个什么没有 8519 08:40:53,416 --> 08:40:55,099 心里完全没有底 8520 08:40:56,016 --> 08:40:59,583 觉得小翠这么害羞因为男主角很帅 8521 08:40:59,583 --> 08:41:01,183 不敢正眼看他 8522 08:41:05,300 --> 08:41:06,733 啊这个时候呢 8523 08:41:07,816 --> 08:41:10,299 是是是害羞紧张啊 8524 08:41:13,183 --> 08:41:13,983 嗯 8525 08:41:14,783 --> 08:41:16,983 我是一直有毛病 8526 08:41:17,216 --> 08:41:18,666 没有花枝乱唱 8527 08:41:18,983 --> 08:41:21,816 哈哈哈这神经病啊你是自我介绍 8528 08:41:21,816 --> 08:41:24,266 你在这花枝乱乱唱干嘛 8529 08:41:25,100 --> 08:41:25,983 然后 8530 08:41:27,216 --> 08:41:28,533 小翠就说 8531 08:41:28,983 --> 08:41:30,699 嗯小翠心里很没有底啊 8532 08:41:30,700 --> 08:41:32,733 感觉他很冷漠 8533 08:41:32,866 --> 08:41:35,499 肯定不会同意这个要求吧 8534 08:41:36,016 --> 08:41:38,583 然后这个时候小翠就说 8535 08:41:38,783 --> 08:41:39,583 嗯 8536 08:41:40,666 --> 08:41:43,733 嗯明天的运动会 8537 08:41:45,066 --> 08:41:47,016 你可不可以报一个项目呢 8538 08:41:48,300 --> 08:41:50,183 然后这时候男主角说 8539 08:41:50,533 --> 08:41:51,466 什么项目 8540 08:41:51,666 --> 08:41:52,583 什么项目 8541 08:41:54,500 --> 08:41:56,533 小c感到一阵 8542 08:41:57,500 --> 08:42:00,383 惊奇他为什么会问呢 8543 08:42:00,383 --> 08:42:03,983 按理来说他一般都是直接说不感兴趣 8544 08:42:04,666 --> 08:42:08,266 他一般都是直接说不感兴趣这样的 8545 08:42:08,583 --> 08:42:12,066 看到好几次有同学找他嗯 8546 08:42:12,333 --> 08:42:13,499 一起去玩 8547 08:42:13,500 --> 08:42:14,900 一起去打篮球 8548 08:42:15,016 --> 08:42:17,699 一起去上厕所一起去吃饭 8549 08:42:17,700 --> 08:42:19,383 我就问他嗯 8550 08:42:20,100 --> 08:42:22,466 题目应该怎么写之类的问题 8551 08:42:22,500 --> 08:42:24,466 他都直接说没空 8552 08:42:24,816 --> 08:42:25,699 没兴趣 8553 08:42:26,383 --> 08:42:28,816 不去非常的冷漠 8554 08:42:28,816 --> 08:42:30,816 但是他这个时候竟然问 8555 08:42:31,216 --> 08:42:32,383 什么项目 8556 08:42:33,783 --> 08:42:36,666 难道说他今天心情不比较好吗 8557 08:42:38,500 --> 08:42:41,066 这说小翠讲明了自己的来意 8558 08:42:41,133 --> 08:42:44,533 他说是这样的嗯 8559 08:42:45,133 --> 08:42:47,816 有一个3千米长跑的向往 8560 08:42:48,383 --> 08:42:50,183 没有男生愿意参加 8561 08:42:50,700 --> 08:42:52,666 知道你愿不愿意呢 8562 08:42:55,100 --> 08:42:58,866 这个时候空气安静了整整 8563 08:43:10,616 --> 08:43:11,733 男主角说 8564 08:43:13,133 --> 08:43:14,783 嗯可以 8565 08:43:17,583 --> 08:43:18,533 小翠说 8566 08:43:19,583 --> 08:43:20,499 真的吗 8567 08:43:21,216 --> 08:43:24,266 天天啊谢谢你男主角 8568 08:43:24,616 --> 08:43:25,616 辛苦你了 8569 08:43:28,066 --> 08:43:31,099 谢谢你愿意参加这个项目 8570 08:43:34,266 --> 08:43:35,216 音效好评吗 8571 08:43:35,216 --> 08:43:37,183 嗯你要说音效很真实 8572 08:43:39,900 --> 08:43:43,983 小c脸颊非常非常的红的 8573 08:43:44,383 --> 08:43:45,866 回到了自己的座位 8574 08:43:47,583 --> 08:43:48,699 心跳很快 8575 08:43:48,783 --> 08:43:49,699 咚咚咚 8576 08:43:49,700 --> 08:43:53,866 咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚咚 8577 08:43:53,866 --> 08:43:56,183 咚咚咚咚咚 8578 08:43:59,733 --> 08:44:00,816 这个时候呢 8579 08:44:00,933 --> 08:44:06,299 嗯他旁边的小翠旁边的女同学说 8580 08:44:07,333 --> 08:44:08,416 失败了吧 8581 08:44:08,533 --> 08:44:10,933 不是失败了吧 8582 08:44:11,133 --> 08:44:12,583 我都跟你说了 8583 08:44:13,416 --> 08:44:16,133 男主角他谁的要求都不会答应 8584 08:44:16,266 --> 08:44:18,333 根本不想理任何一个人 8585 08:44:18,700 --> 08:44:22,100 太高冷了这个人他肯定不会同意啊 8586 08:44:22,100 --> 08:44:25,983 老师还非让你去找他参加哎 8587 08:44:26,133 --> 08:44:28,733 这不明摆着折磨人吗 8588 08:44:29,583 --> 08:44:30,383 哎 8589 08:44:30,983 --> 08:44:33,583 小心说嗯可是 8590 08:44:34,266 --> 08:44:35,616 男主角他竟然 8591 08:44:36,733 --> 08:44:37,933 同意了 8592 08:44:41,466 --> 08:44:42,866 旁边的女同学说啊 8593 08:44:43,216 --> 08:44:44,666 怎怎么可能 8594 08:44:44,733 --> 08:44:46,333 你放屁不可能 8595 08:44:46,333 --> 08:44:49,216 男主是男主是同学他谁都不理他 8596 08:44:49,266 --> 08:44:50,733 他怎么可能理你 8597 08:44:50,733 --> 08:44:52,533 蒙蔽星蒙蔽星蒙蔽星 8598 08:44:56,266 --> 08:44:59,333 嗯小翠也是安抚了一下这位女同桌 8599 08:44:59,416 --> 08:45:01,733 他说嗯可能 8600 08:45:02,583 --> 08:45:04,733 只是因为他今天心情比较好吧 8601 08:45:05,333 --> 08:45:06,866 但是这位女同学 8602 08:45:08,133 --> 08:45:10,416 他说心情比较好 8603 08:45:10,416 --> 08:45:12,583 那我今天上午找他借一支笔 8604 08:45:12,583 --> 08:45:13,983 他都不借给我 8605 08:45:14,133 --> 08:45:16,616 你倒是说他心情哪好啊 8606 08:45:16,700 --> 08:45:19,983 他分明就是为了你 8607 08:45:20,700 --> 08:45:21,900 就是为了你 8608 08:45:21,900 --> 08:45:24,866 你一定使了什么手段你 8609 08:45:28,300 --> 08:45:30,333 小插小插曲就到此 8610 08:45:30,333 --> 08:45:33,899 结束了然后就直接就来到了第二天 8611 08:45:34,666 --> 08:45:36,666 小翠心里也满是困惑 8612 08:45:36,700 --> 08:45:38,466 能就觉得平时 8613 08:45:38,733 --> 08:45:40,933 能出去的同学平时谁都不理 8614 08:45:41,016 --> 08:45:42,499 怎么会突然 8615 08:45:44,383 --> 08:45:45,983 这么好说话呢 8616 08:45:47,816 --> 08:45:50,533 yeah带着这样的困惑来到了第二天的 8617 08:45:50,733 --> 08:45:52,583 呃操场嗯 8618 08:45:52,933 --> 08:45:54,299 各个项目也是哦 8619 08:45:54,383 --> 08:45:55,133 还没说起来 8620 08:45:55,133 --> 08:45:58,333 还没说另外一个另外一个名额嗯 8621 08:45:59,700 --> 08:46:01,583 哎另外一个名额就今天说好了 8622 08:46:01,700 --> 08:46:03,266 然后其实这个时候 8623 08:46:03,533 --> 08:46:04,666 小翠手里 8624 08:46:05,133 --> 08:46:07,183 3千米还差一个人但是他想着 8625 08:46:07,266 --> 08:46:08,299 已经有一个人了 8626 08:46:08,300 --> 08:46:10,183 至少不是打零蛋 8627 08:46:10,183 --> 08:46:13,183 应该学校那边不会说什么吧 8628 08:46:13,466 --> 08:46:17,466 可是学校那边在广播里面通报批评 8629 08:46:18,416 --> 08:46:20,066 高一二班 8630 08:46:20,466 --> 08:46:21,699 高一二班 8631 08:46:22,333 --> 08:46:24,533 3千米还差一个名额 8632 08:46:24,816 --> 08:46:26,816 3千米还差一个名额 8633 08:46:27,100 --> 08:46:28,533 请速速补齐 8634 08:46:28,866 --> 08:46:32,699 全校都在等你们班再凑齐一个人 8635 08:46:33,016 --> 08:46:34,866 不然今天就别跑了 8636 08:46:35,533 --> 08:46:36,183 就别跑了 8637 08:46:36,183 --> 08:46:38,016 别干了这运动会也别结束了 8638 08:46:38,016 --> 08:46:39,216 大家这个学也别上了 8639 08:46:39,216 --> 08:46:41,133 高中也别念了毕业证也别拿了 8640 08:46:41,616 --> 08:46:44,416 然后小翠你是一阵病慌 8641 08:46:45,100 --> 08:46:47,216 啊啊怎么办 8642 08:46:53,666 --> 08:46:55,183 OK这个时候 8643 08:46:55,866 --> 08:46:57,266 这个时候嗯 8644 08:46:57,383 --> 08:46:59,866 小穗一个一个问大家都不愿意 8645 08:46:59,900 --> 08:47:01,183 但是小穗突然 8646 08:47:01,266 --> 08:47:03,333 大家都非常不愿意因为这个时候 8647 08:47:03,533 --> 08:47:05,666 站站出来的话嗯 8648 08:47:06,216 --> 08:47:09,583 不仅成为不了英雄还会被大家唾弃说 8649 08:47:09,700 --> 08:47:11,583 怎么现在才才参加呀 8650 08:47:11,583 --> 08:47:14,099 这个人真是没种哎 8651 08:47:14,616 --> 08:47:15,583 会这么想 8652 08:47:15,700 --> 08:47:18,783 然后呢小翠突然想起来 8653 08:47:21,016 --> 08:47:21,933 小饼 8654 08:47:23,300 --> 08:47:25,133 啊是叫小饼吗 8655 08:47:25,266 --> 08:47:26,933 还是叫小鼎啊 8656 08:47:27,666 --> 08:47:30,299 还是叫小景 8657 08:47:31,016 --> 08:47:33,499 咱们班好像有一个这个人 8658 08:47:33,983 --> 08:47:36,416 还是叫小醒 8659 08:47:37,666 --> 08:47:38,933 他好像 8660 08:47:39,816 --> 08:47:40,816 还在 8661 08:47:41,500 --> 08:47:43,416 打扫教室 8662 08:47:43,933 --> 08:47:47,666 他好像还在打扫教室 8663 08:47:48,416 --> 08:47:50,699 今天早上有同学的 8664 08:47:51,216 --> 08:47:54,933 牛奶牛奶漏了一地他好像在 8665 08:47:55,866 --> 08:47:57,099 打扫来着 8666 08:47:58,300 --> 08:47:59,816 然后有个同学 8667 08:48:00,266 --> 08:48:02,733 看到牛奶漏了一地 8668 08:48:03,066 --> 08:48:05,866 感到很恶心因为他对牛奶过敏 8669 08:48:06,183 --> 08:48:07,266 他吐了 8670 08:48:08,416 --> 08:48:10,333 吐了很多吐在地上 8671 08:48:10,533 --> 08:48:13,099 好像小饼在一起打扫 8672 08:48:17,183 --> 08:48:17,499 哈 8673 08:48:17,500 --> 08:48:20,983 他就突然想到啊小饼现在说不定有空 8674 08:48:21,383 --> 08:48:24,333 不知道他愿不愿意来参加3千米 8675 08:48:24,933 --> 08:48:27,333 他是一阵小跑嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 8676 08:48:27,733 --> 08:48:30,533 跑到了教室啊 8677 08:48:31,183 --> 08:48:32,733 你同学你好 8678 08:48:32,733 --> 08:48:34,299 你是小雪人 8679 08:48:34,466 --> 08:48:37,499 因为他不记得这个同学到底叫什么 8680 08:48:37,583 --> 08:48:40,699 所以说他想糊弄过去啊小雪 8681 08:48:40,783 --> 08:48:42,783 他说小雨你同学 8682 08:48:43,616 --> 08:48:44,783 你好嗯 8683 08:48:44,783 --> 08:48:45,899 我是小碎 8684 08:48:46,300 --> 08:48:47,183 嗯是这样的 8685 08:48:47,183 --> 08:48:49,899 咱们班3千米还差一个名额 8686 08:48:49,933 --> 08:48:52,933 你可以去跑这个3千米吗 8687 08:48:56,666 --> 08:48:59,983 嗯小饼挠了挠头说呃 8688 08:49:00,333 --> 08:49:01,899 正好今天 8689 08:49:03,500 --> 08:49:06,783 把地上的呕吐物和牛奶 8690 08:49:07,300 --> 08:49:08,866 刚刚打扫完 8691 08:49:09,066 --> 08:49:10,416 现在也没事 8692 08:49:10,466 --> 08:49:13,099 那就去参加一下吧 8693 08:49:13,533 --> 08:49:14,333 嗯 8694 08:49:14,900 --> 08:49:17,583 小翠感到非常的欣喜说 8695 08:49:18,100 --> 08:49:20,666 小米谢谢啊不是小米 8696 08:49:20,783 --> 08:49:21,666 那是小雨 8697 08:49:22,466 --> 08:49:23,666 谢谢你 8698 08:49:24,466 --> 08:49:25,733 太感谢你了 8699 08:49:26,700 --> 08:49:28,666 真不知道怎么感谢你才好了 8700 08:49:28,666 --> 08:49:31,066 然后小饼说哎呀 8701 08:49:31,866 --> 08:49:33,416 小事小事 8702 08:49:33,466 --> 08:49:36,866 我最喜欢帮助同学们了 8703 08:49:37,183 --> 08:49:38,333 啊这个时候 8704 08:49:38,900 --> 08:49:41,500 小饼小饼之前是怎么说话的 8705 08:49:43,500 --> 08:49:44,700 我忘记了对他 8706 08:49:45,216 --> 08:49:46,533 对他没啥印象 8707 08:49:46,533 --> 08:49:48,299 跟路人角色的话 8708 08:49:48,900 --> 08:49:52,183 路人角色注定不会在大家心里 8709 08:49:52,466 --> 08:49:54,533 呃什么留下什么印象 8710 08:49:56,933 --> 08:49:59,733 祝你不会在大家心里留下任何心 8711 08:49:59,816 --> 08:50:00,933 任何影响 8712 08:50:06,266 --> 08:50:07,216 你还能想起来 8713 08:50:07,216 --> 08:50:09,383 你看过的很多部小说里面的 8714 08:50:09,616 --> 08:50:12,266 那个男主角女主角的同学吗 8715 08:50:12,266 --> 08:50:14,533 对吧想不太起来啊 8716 08:50:15,933 --> 08:50:17,216 怎么带起来的 8717 08:50:20,816 --> 08:50:21,616 哼 8718 08:50:22,583 --> 08:50:23,666 注定是这样的 8719 08:50:23,666 --> 08:50:26,099 这个故事注定是女主角和 8720 08:50:26,216 --> 08:50:27,583 男主角的故事 8721 08:50:27,983 --> 08:50:29,383 跟小炳是 8722 08:50:29,466 --> 08:50:32,383 这种乱角色是没有任何关系的 8723 08:50:33,333 --> 08:50:36,933 就算 1万个读者看过这本书 8724 08:50:36,983 --> 08:50:39,733 也不一定有一个人会记得他的故事 8725 08:50:43,700 --> 08:50:48,216 总之呢小饼就去操场上参加了3千米 8726 08:50:51,100 --> 08:50:52,466 和男主角 8727 08:50:52,466 --> 08:50:53,499 和一些 8728 08:50:53,583 --> 08:50:56,583 别的班的同学们一起站在起跑线上 8729 08:50:57,383 --> 08:50:59,216 啊然后这个时候 8730 08:51:00,383 --> 08:51:02,499 付费解锁下野 8731 08:51:03,900 --> 08:51:05,266 请付费解锁 8732 08:51:11,333 --> 08:51:12,133 哈哈哈哈 8733 08:51:13,266 --> 08:51:14,066 哈 8734 08:51:18,783 --> 08:51:21,783 看过一本小说的人都有自己的故事 8735 08:51:22,500 --> 08:51:24,466 啊谢谢老师的笑呵呵 8736 08:51:26,616 --> 08:51:27,933 眨一下眼睛先 8737 08:51:38,666 --> 08:51:40,983 刚才免费涨了很多好不好 8738 08:51:40,983 --> 08:51:42,533 什么叫又付费啊 8739 08:51:44,216 --> 08:51:45,533 然后这个时候 8740 08:51:48,700 --> 08:51:50,983 哼这个时候呢 8741 08:51:51,933 --> 08:51:54,583 哎我天啊5点钟了神经病啊 8742 08:51:54,583 --> 08:51:56,466 要不然留着下次讲 8743 08:51:57,866 --> 08:52:00,133 你们不会没有主播的故事 8744 08:52:00,216 --> 08:52:02,133 接下来的故事睡不着吧 8745 08:52:06,533 --> 08:52:06,816 see 8746 08:52:06,816 --> 08:52:09,866 刚刚美丽的小伙伴来拉拉菲的小花花 8747 08:52:21,016 --> 08:52:21,899 啊别咬我 8748 08:52:27,816 --> 08:52:28,616 hey 8749 08:52:29,500 --> 08:52:31,266 我想多说一点好话 8750 08:52:31,583 --> 08:52:33,016 不然就不讲了 8751 08:52:38,100 --> 08:52:38,416 要钱 8752 08:52:38,416 --> 08:52:40,899 不会啊我已经把后面的全都想好了 8753 08:52:43,700 --> 08:52:45,266 但是只要是我下次讲的话 8754 08:52:45,266 --> 08:52:47,299 在直播间的不一定是大家了 8755 08:52:51,733 --> 08:52:55,099 再给你们讲讲讲讲讲 8756 08:52:56,216 --> 08:52:57,533 讲一咪咪吧 8757 08:52:59,733 --> 08:53:01,466 现在气泡音好帅吗 8758 08:53:01,666 --> 08:53:02,616 还好吧 8759 08:53:03,700 --> 08:53:05,816 你太晚了声音就很有点哑 8760 08:53:09,500 --> 08:53:12,700 别对小饼有莫名其妙的期望好吗 8761 08:53:16,300 --> 08:53:18,066 然后嘿嘿 8762 08:53:19,300 --> 08:53:22,300 快快一下子坐着要不然坐着没动力了 8763 08:53:24,616 --> 08:53:26,583 别弄我头发我唱 8764 08:53:26,933 --> 08:53:28,466 你能不能好好睡觉啊 8765 08:53:37,016 --> 08:53:37,816 夸我 8766 08:53:38,733 --> 08:53:41,816 快夸我我不能睡觉了我想睡觉了 8767 08:53:56,266 --> 08:53:57,466 什么叫夸你 8768 08:53:58,900 --> 08:54:00,066 unhappy了 8769 08:54:00,700 --> 08:54:01,500 下播了 8770 08:54:02,616 --> 08:54:04,733 那么今天直播就到此结束了再见 8771 08:54:04,733 --> 08:54:05,616 晚安晚安 8772 08:54:08,333 --> 08:54:11,866 晚安大家晚安晚安晚安晚安OK 8773 08:54:19,733 --> 08:54:21,899 谢谢你叔叔的爱的抱抱 8774 08:54:22,500 --> 08:54:23,300 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 8775 08:54:29,100 --> 08:54:30,216 啊然后 8776 08:54:31,216 --> 08:54:32,016 嗯 8777 08:54:33,866 --> 08:54:39,666 然后啊这个时候就大家都站在了啊 8778 08:54:40,183 --> 08:54:42,333 谢谢happy notice的舰长 8779 08:54:43,100 --> 08:54:45,300 你迷上了这个故事是吗 8780 08:54:48,733 --> 08:54:49,616 uh you后 8781 08:54:53,066 --> 08:54:54,133 我得思考一下 8782 08:54:54,383 --> 08:54:57,816 呃大家就站在那个起跑线上 8783 08:54:59,183 --> 08:55:01,216 哈哈哈哈 8784 08:55:03,700 --> 08:55:05,183 绷不住了 8785 08:55:08,900 --> 08:55:11,983 哎有人认可了主播的文笔啊怎么说 8786 08:55:13,100 --> 08:55:13,900 然后 8787 08:55:15,100 --> 08:55:19,066 他就站在了起跑线上就是男主角和 8788 08:55:19,216 --> 08:55:20,616 呃小饼和 8789 08:55:22,666 --> 08:55:25,983 和一些其他班的同学嗯 8790 08:55:27,500 --> 08:55:29,300 还有一些嗯 8791 08:55:29,416 --> 08:55:33,383 那个什么体育班的一些同学 8792 08:55:33,500 --> 08:55:36,333 嗯一起站在了起跑线上 8793 08:55:38,700 --> 08:55:39,900 然后老师 8794 08:55:40,016 --> 08:55:42,416 体育老师站在旁边说good to go away 8795 08:55:44,666 --> 08:55:47,183 三二 1 8796 08:55:51,016 --> 08:55:52,866 随着枪声响起 8797 08:55:53,266 --> 08:55:57,333 所有的所有的学生们一起朝着 8798 08:55:57,983 --> 08:56:00,583 朝着终点开始前进了 8799 08:56:07,533 --> 08:56:08,699 这个时候呢 8800 08:56:11,466 --> 08:56:12,699 OK这个时候呢 8801 08:56:16,216 --> 08:56:17,133 这个时候 8802 08:56:17,416 --> 08:56:19,099 男主角呢和 8803 08:56:20,016 --> 08:56:21,816 体育班的一些男生 8804 08:56:22,266 --> 08:56:23,783 跑到了最前面 8805 08:56:25,733 --> 08:56:29,899 小饼呢因为平时苦力活做的比较多 8806 08:56:31,266 --> 08:56:33,699 身体素素质还可以 8807 08:56:33,783 --> 08:56:37,133 也是跑到了一个一共20人 8808 08:56:37,133 --> 08:56:39,183 小饼大概跑到了一个 8809 08:56:39,733 --> 08:56:41,383 11名的样子 8810 08:56:42,733 --> 08:56:43,533 Huh 8811 08:56:45,866 --> 08:56:48,666 也算是非常靠前了 8812 08:56:54,533 --> 08:56:56,733 别说我们男主角的坏话 8813 08:56:56,900 --> 08:56:59,183 然后哎也是 8814 08:57:00,616 --> 08:57:02,499 11名已经很好了好吧 8815 08:57:07,183 --> 08:57:09,333 这个时候跑到第一圈的时候 8816 08:57:09,333 --> 08:57:11,866 因为需要操场大概是400米吗 8817 08:57:12,583 --> 08:57:14,066 一共是多少圈啊 8818 08:57:20,333 --> 08:57:21,133 嗯 8819 08:57:22,133 --> 08:57:23,733 然后哈哈哈 8820 08:57:25,183 --> 08:57:27,816 嗯然后这个时候呢 8821 08:57:27,983 --> 08:57:29,583 呃跑到第一圈呃 8822 08:57:29,583 --> 08:57:31,133 所有的同学们应该 8823 08:57:31,183 --> 08:57:33,616 都是在起点的位置等候 8824 08:57:33,783 --> 08:57:34,583 等候 8825 08:57:35,266 --> 08:57:36,733 呃选手们 8826 08:57:36,983 --> 08:57:38,016 这个时候呢 8827 08:57:38,066 --> 08:57:39,616 呃小翠也在那 8828 08:57:39,733 --> 08:57:41,816 他望着嗯 8829 08:57:41,900 --> 08:57:43,333 自己班的两个男生 8830 08:57:43,383 --> 08:57:46,533 看了看男主角他排的跑的非常的快 8831 08:57:46,533 --> 08:57:49,733 一直稳定在第二名和第三名之间的 8832 08:57:50,783 --> 08:57:52,616 不是第二名就是第三名 8833 08:57:53,066 --> 08:57:55,733 非常的比较表情比较游刃有余 8834 08:57:55,733 --> 08:57:57,466 一点也不吃力的样子 8835 08:57:59,100 --> 08:58:00,866 姿势也是非常的标准 8836 08:58:00,900 --> 08:58:03,866 嗯腿脚非常的矫健 8837 08:58:04,383 --> 08:58:05,983 因为身高腿长的原因 8838 08:58:05,983 --> 08:58:08,099 跑的也是相当的快 8839 08:58:08,816 --> 08:58:09,983 这是小翠 8840 08:58:09,983 --> 08:58:12,333 又看了一下同班的另外一个男同学 8841 08:58:12,466 --> 08:58:13,699 嗯叫小醒 8842 08:58:13,700 --> 08:58:16,500 好像是看了一下小醒 8843 08:58:16,733 --> 08:58:18,133 哇小醒的话 8844 08:58:18,416 --> 08:58:21,816 跑的大概是11名的样子 8845 08:58:22,133 --> 08:58:23,216 这个时候呢 8846 08:58:23,383 --> 08:58:24,866 小翠看了一看 8847 08:58:30,466 --> 08:58:33,133 哈哈你看了看消息 8848 08:58:33,983 --> 08:58:36,816 然后对着男主角说 8849 08:58:37,183 --> 08:58:39,533 师姐加油加油 8850 08:58:40,383 --> 08:58:43,933 呃他也是用尽了自己所有的勇气 8851 08:58:44,016 --> 08:58:45,383 但是这个时候呢 8852 08:58:45,783 --> 08:58:47,983 嗯他可能非常的羞耻 8853 08:58:47,983 --> 08:58:50,183 就是他又看到看到了啊 8854 08:58:50,183 --> 08:58:51,783 男主角他们一行人 8855 08:58:52,133 --> 08:58:54,466 从起跑线跑过之后 8856 08:58:54,466 --> 08:58:57,983 他又看到了排在第11名的小小醒 8857 08:59:02,666 --> 08:59:04,583 啊他就想起来啊这个同学 8858 08:59:04,583 --> 08:59:06,699 好像是这个同学是他 8859 08:59:06,700 --> 08:59:09,333 他带过来参加这个项目的来着 8860 08:59:09,500 --> 08:59:13,133 他也那个什么因为想不起这个 8861 08:59:13,533 --> 08:59:14,783 男生的名字 8862 08:59:15,100 --> 08:59:16,666 所以说只能说 8863 08:59:17,016 --> 08:59:18,616 小雨小雨 8864 08:59:19,183 --> 08:59:20,783 加油加油 8865 08:59:21,183 --> 08:59:23,866 小雨加油加油 8866 08:59:25,533 --> 08:59:27,066 然后这个时候 8867 08:59:27,133 --> 08:59:28,499 呃小饼也是 8868 08:59:29,816 --> 08:59:32,216 也是感到非常的有力量 8869 08:59:32,216 --> 08:59:35,866 但是这个时候呢他决定那个什么 8870 08:59:36,616 --> 08:59:37,499 他决定 8871 08:59:38,216 --> 08:59:39,466 向前冲刺 8872 08:59:42,300 --> 08:59:44,466 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 8873 08:59:47,733 --> 08:59:50,583 一局冲到了第第五名 8874 08:59:53,066 --> 08:59:53,866 嗯 8875 08:59:54,500 --> 08:59:56,500 啊哪里不可爱在说谁啊 8876 08:59:58,866 --> 08:59:59,866 是给他加油了吗 8877 08:59:59,866 --> 09:00:01,616 为什么要说小c啊 8878 09:00:02,583 --> 09:00:03,499 晚上好 8879 09:00:05,216 --> 09:00:06,533 不是叫了好几次吗 8880 09:00:06,533 --> 09:00:10,899 就说加油的次数比比男男主角还多呢 8881 09:00:14,933 --> 09:00:15,783 然后 8882 09:00:20,733 --> 09:00:21,733 这个时候呢 8883 09:00:26,183 --> 09:00:28,733 有时候呢小心小饼也是 8884 09:00:29,300 --> 09:00:32,266 小饼小饼小饼啊不是小心 8885 09:00:32,616 --> 09:00:34,699 自己都快说说说嘴瓢了 8886 09:00:34,933 --> 09:00:36,183 那这个时候呢 8887 09:00:36,216 --> 09:00:38,783 小心也是一举冲到了第五名 8888 09:00:39,100 --> 09:00:40,816 非常的胜利在望 8889 09:00:40,816 --> 09:00:43,266 没有卡文下啦噗噗噗 8890 09:00:45,816 --> 09:00:47,583 哈哈哈 8891 09:00:48,300 --> 09:00:49,900 小小饼 8892 09:00:50,933 --> 09:00:54,816 小饼打的兴奋剂在此时发挥了作用 8893 09:00:55,066 --> 09:00:57,099 没有啊怎么没这种事 8894 09:00:57,700 --> 09:00:59,300 没这种事没这种事 8895 09:00:59,500 --> 09:01:02,383 然后哈哈哈 8896 09:01:04,933 --> 09:01:06,183 小心小饼 8897 09:01:06,900 --> 09:01:08,933 哈哈哈哈 8898 09:01:10,133 --> 09:01:11,183 对不起对不起 8899 09:01:11,666 --> 09:01:15,099 小饼小饼也是一直跑到第5名 8900 09:01:15,216 --> 09:01:16,416 他又在冲刺突突突 8901 09:01:18,783 --> 09:01:20,899 第4名第3名 8902 09:01:20,933 --> 09:01:23,333 呃这个是画面跳转到了 8903 09:01:23,466 --> 09:01:25,816 呃男主男主角这里啊 8904 09:01:25,816 --> 09:01:27,933 此时已经是第五圈了 8905 09:01:29,133 --> 09:01:32,299 男主角也是跑到了第2名 8906 09:01:32,300 --> 09:01:36,183 一直一直稳稳稳步跑到第2名 8907 09:01:36,183 --> 09:01:39,383 第1名呢是一班中成绩最好 8908 09:01:39,383 --> 09:01:42,933 已经嗯已经在那个 8909 09:01:43,333 --> 09:01:45,333 省体育队的一个男生 8910 09:01:45,533 --> 09:01:47,983 跑跑步非常非常的快 8911 09:01:51,466 --> 09:01:53,016 跑步非常非常的快 8912 09:01:53,583 --> 09:01:55,466 那个男生跑步非常非常的快 8913 09:01:55,466 --> 09:01:58,016 全校第一快所以说嗯男主 8914 09:01:58,333 --> 09:02:01,216 男主角的话也是看起来 8915 09:02:02,216 --> 09:02:05,733 根据大家的揣测他应该也是很难追赶 8916 09:02:05,783 --> 09:02:07,183 追赶上这个男生 8917 09:02:07,183 --> 09:02:10,133 但是他能够甩掉体育班的一众男生 8918 09:02:10,133 --> 09:02:10,866 跑到第二名 8919 09:02:10,866 --> 09:02:12,899 也是非常非常的厉害 8920 09:02:12,900 --> 09:02:16,266 所有的女生都在为他尖叫呐喊 8921 09:02:16,416 --> 09:02:18,733 男主角男主角 8922 09:02:19,183 --> 09:02:21,299 男主角男主角 8923 09:02:21,733 --> 09:02:24,266 老猪圈加油啊 8924 09:02:27,383 --> 09:02:29,733 然后好这个时候 8925 09:02:30,066 --> 09:02:31,383 赛事来到了 8926 09:02:31,816 --> 09:02:33,466 第六圈半 8927 09:02:33,866 --> 09:02:36,533 第七圈第七圈马上第七圈了 8928 09:02:38,383 --> 09:02:39,783 这个时候小饼 8929 09:02:40,866 --> 09:02:43,783 虽然说平时嗯苦力活做的很多 8930 09:02:43,783 --> 09:02:45,816 但是他其实完全 8931 09:02:46,266 --> 09:02:49,066 不知道怎么要怎么发力啊 8932 09:02:49,066 --> 09:02:50,899 腿应该怎么摆 8933 09:02:50,900 --> 09:02:53,666 然后怎样才是更省力的跑法 8934 09:02:54,300 --> 09:02:55,133 这个时候 8935 09:02:55,266 --> 09:02:58,333 而且他已经感觉到自己已经岔气了 8936 09:02:58,466 --> 09:02:59,666 气上不来 8937 09:02:59,666 --> 09:03:03,533 然后两眼也是有快要晕倒的迹象 8938 09:03:03,533 --> 09:03:05,216 头也是快缺氧了 8939 09:03:08,816 --> 09:03:09,666 这个时候 8940 09:03:09,733 --> 09:03:13,333 他又看到小孙站在旁边给男主角加油 8941 09:03:14,183 --> 09:03:15,899 嗯也给自己加油 8942 09:03:15,933 --> 09:03:18,583 但是他已经实在提不起劲了 8943 09:03:18,666 --> 09:03:21,583 并且他也觉得 8944 09:03:22,016 --> 09:03:23,099 怎么说呢 8945 09:03:23,300 --> 09:03:26,383 原来他也给别人加油 8946 09:03:26,816 --> 09:03:29,933 原来我并不是唯一的那一个原来 8947 09:03:32,333 --> 09:03:33,416 当我跑过的时候 8948 09:03:33,416 --> 09:03:36,583 他的目光啊当男主角跑过的时候 8949 09:03:36,583 --> 09:03:38,466 他的目光注视着男主角 8950 09:03:38,466 --> 09:03:40,216 当我跑过的时候 8951 09:03:40,216 --> 09:03:44,333 他的目光会为我短暂的停留可是 8952 09:03:45,700 --> 09:03:48,733 当我跑过当我们俩都跑过的时候 8953 09:03:48,866 --> 09:03:52,416 他的目光还是会回到男主角身上 8954 09:03:52,866 --> 09:03:55,299 原来是这样 8955 09:03:56,700 --> 09:03:58,466 他一下卸了力 8956 09:03:59,066 --> 09:04:01,099 此时身体也在 8957 09:04:03,016 --> 09:04:06,066 此时身体也在崩溃的边缘 8958 09:04:06,583 --> 09:04:09,333 他重重的摔倒在了地上 8959 09:04:09,333 --> 09:04:10,133 疼excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 8960 09:04:20,816 --> 09:04:21,899 场景切换 8961 09:04:22,783 --> 09:04:25,499 此时赛事已经到了第七圈 8962 09:04:25,500 --> 09:04:27,666 马上就到还有 8963 09:04:28,100 --> 09:04:31,016 30米到就到终点了 8964 09:04:32,616 --> 09:04:35,983 大家都已经非常疲惫嘴唇有点发白 8965 09:04:36,583 --> 09:04:37,133 嗯 8966 09:04:37,133 --> 09:04:40,933 第一名和第二名已经远远的把第三名 8967 09:04:42,100 --> 09:04:43,533 这最后一名的大家 8968 09:04:43,733 --> 09:04:47,016 呃拉开了大概半个操场的距离 8969 09:04:49,333 --> 09:04:51,699 嗯 30米够加速了吧 8970 09:04:53,616 --> 09:04:56,699 那就那就最后200米那最后200米吗 8971 09:04:56,783 --> 09:04:57,783 最后200米 8972 09:04:58,333 --> 09:04:58,983 你把 8973 09:04:58,983 --> 09:05:01,616 剩下的所有同学狠狠的甩在了身后 8974 09:05:02,783 --> 09:05:04,333 发愉悦的鸿沟 8975 09:05:04,583 --> 09:05:05,933 嗯已经是 8976 09:05:06,016 --> 09:05:10,016 然后这个时候所有的人都一都认为 8977 09:05:13,783 --> 09:05:16,533 都认为体育班的那个 8978 09:05:17,933 --> 09:05:21,733 男生会因因为他一直保持在第一名 8979 09:05:21,783 --> 09:05:22,583 但是 8980 09:05:24,066 --> 09:05:25,933 大家突然看到男主角 8981 09:05:27,733 --> 09:05:29,616 他开始提速了 8982 09:05:30,500 --> 09:05:32,733 在 7圈 8983 09:05:34,016 --> 09:05:35,299 快七圈半 8984 09:05:35,416 --> 09:05:36,816 在最后的时候 8985 09:05:37,533 --> 09:05:40,216 3千米怎么可能最后还有力气提速 8986 09:05:40,416 --> 09:05:41,466 怎么可能 8987 09:05:41,666 --> 09:05:44,066 怎么可能啊啊 8988 09:05:44,216 --> 09:05:45,666 但是大家都很 8989 09:05:46,933 --> 09:05:49,983 惊讶这时候所有的女生 8990 09:05:50,466 --> 09:05:54,583 都忘记了呼吸只是呆呆的看着男主角 8991 09:05:55,016 --> 09:05:55,983 啊哈 8992 09:05:59,616 --> 09:06:01,499 大气都不敢穿一下 8993 09:06:03,666 --> 09:06:04,666 100米 8994 09:06:05,300 --> 09:06:06,383 50米 8995 09:06:08,133 --> 09:06:09,099 30米 8996 09:06:11,183 --> 09:06:13,216 他们并肩了 8997 09:06:13,333 --> 09:06:14,499 不可能吧 8998 09:06:14,783 --> 09:06:15,816 不可能吧 8999 09:06:15,983 --> 09:06:17,133 不可能吧 9000 09:06:20,866 --> 09:06:21,733 20米 9001 09:06:22,583 --> 09:06:23,383 男主角 9002 09:06:24,416 --> 09:06:25,466 超过了 9003 09:06:26,333 --> 09:06:27,866 体育班的男生 9004 09:06:29,333 --> 09:06:33,533 以一个以半个那个什么以半个 9005 09:06:33,733 --> 09:06:34,583 半个 9006 09:06:34,616 --> 09:06:39,133 半个侧身的我乱说的半个侧身的优势 9007 09:06:39,616 --> 09:06:41,783 领先于第一10米 9008 09:06:42,816 --> 09:06:43,616 米米 9009 09:06:46,500 --> 09:06:47,500 男主角 9010 09:06:48,666 --> 09:06:50,583 赢了啊半个身位sorry 9011 09:06:51,700 --> 09:06:54,466 赢了啊oh my god 9012 09:07:07,700 --> 09:07:09,816 所有的同学们都在嚎叫着 9013 09:07:09,866 --> 09:07:13,133 这并不不仅仅是因为他是第一名 9014 09:07:13,133 --> 09:07:16,783 还是因为他超过了所有的体育特长生 9015 09:07:16,783 --> 09:07:18,016 得到了第一名 9016 09:07:23,416 --> 09:07:24,416 这个时候 9017 09:07:25,733 --> 09:07:26,533 男主角 9018 09:07:27,100 --> 09:07:27,900 却 9019 09:07:30,700 --> 09:07:34,016 拨开了所有向他聚拢的人群 9020 09:07:34,016 --> 09:07:36,299 走向了小穗 9021 09:07:39,500 --> 09:07:40,300 他说 9022 09:07:49,616 --> 09:07:50,983 我帮了你个忙 9023 09:07:53,183 --> 09:07:53,866 it's been a long time 9024 09:07:53,866 --> 09:07:55,466 都没有给我买水喝吗 9025 09:07:56,333 --> 09:07:57,666 啊小穗 9026 09:07:57,933 --> 09:08:00,866 本来就因为他走向自己感到非常的 9027 09:08:01,133 --> 09:08:02,466 害羞紧张 9028 09:08:02,933 --> 09:08:05,616 这个时候还想起自己没有睡 9029 09:08:05,616 --> 09:08:07,216 一阵慌乱 9030 09:08:07,983 --> 09:08:11,299 眼睛向上向下都不知道该看哪里 9031 09:08:13,933 --> 09:08:14,733 于是 9032 09:08:14,783 --> 09:08:17,899 他立刻转身说我现在就给你买没想到 9033 09:08:18,783 --> 09:08:19,583 打他 9034 09:08:22,416 --> 09:08:23,983 却被扣住了手腕 9035 09:08:25,016 --> 09:08:25,816 说 9036 09:08:27,666 --> 09:08:28,866 我和你一起去 9037 09:08:30,733 --> 09:08:33,699 此时他们一男一女 9038 09:08:33,783 --> 09:08:35,183 一高一低 9039 09:08:36,383 --> 09:08:40,216 略为一前一后的走在了学校的路上 9040 09:08:41,333 --> 09:08:44,299 引起了同学们的围观 9041 09:08:44,533 --> 09:08:46,666 他们俩啊 9042 09:08:46,983 --> 09:08:49,616 不会吧可是他们靠的这么近 9043 09:08:50,783 --> 09:08:53,533 天啊他们两个啊天呐 9044 09:09:00,583 --> 09:09:01,383 huh 9045 09:09:02,900 --> 09:09:05,533 be哈哈哈哈 9046 09:09:08,216 --> 09:09:13,266 啊然后他们一起去了超市啊买了啊 9047 09:09:14,133 --> 09:09:17,333 买了一瓶水正当小翠想结账的时候 9048 09:09:17,466 --> 09:09:19,533 就发现男主角已经结了账 9049 09:09:19,933 --> 09:09:22,983 他说他说账就不用你结了 9050 09:09:23,066 --> 09:09:23,866 谢了 9051 09:09:24,666 --> 09:09:25,466 哦对了 9052 09:09:27,500 --> 09:09:28,983 加个联系方式吧 9053 09:09:33,266 --> 09:09:34,133 这个时候 9054 09:09:34,666 --> 09:09:38,783 嗯男主角和女主交换了联系方式 9055 09:09:42,666 --> 09:09:45,899 嗯正当小翠想跟男主角说 9056 09:09:46,133 --> 09:09:47,383 自己的名字的时候 9057 09:09:47,383 --> 09:09:49,583 他说嗯 9058 09:09:49,900 --> 09:09:53,266 你好嗯嗯他说小翠说 9059 09:09:53,583 --> 09:09:58,216 你好嗯我的名字是嗯你备注可以写 9060 09:09:58,616 --> 09:10:00,383 这个是哈哈哈 9061 09:10:01,300 --> 09:10:04,016 明天真的哈哈哈 9062 09:10:04,333 --> 09:10:07,066 别k y好不好讲到哪就是哪 9063 09:10:08,133 --> 09:10:12,183 站好然后这个是哈哈哈 9064 09:10:15,066 --> 09:10:16,266 这么难受 9065 09:10:18,466 --> 09:10:23,066 怎么能说谎话呀哈哈哈 9066 09:10:25,183 --> 09:10:26,499 能出去说 9067 09:10:27,700 --> 09:10:28,500 嗯 9068 09:10:28,866 --> 09:10:29,816 小翠是吧 9069 09:10:31,133 --> 09:10:33,616 嗯小翠一阵脸红 9070 09:10:33,783 --> 09:10:36,866 说嗯你怎么知道我的名字 9071 09:10:39,183 --> 09:10:41,866 张志远说嗯 9072 09:10:42,733 --> 09:10:43,533 你猜 9073 09:10:44,616 --> 09:10:45,816 小翠又是一阵 9074 09:10:45,816 --> 09:10:48,933 被他的丁炮呃什么呢 9075 09:10:49,500 --> 09:10:54,533 嗯帅到什么脸颊通红手指微颤 9076 09:10:59,500 --> 09:11:00,300 然后 9077 09:11:02,666 --> 09:11:03,533 两个人 9078 09:11:04,866 --> 09:11:06,333 问同学为啥不知道名字 9079 09:11:06,333 --> 09:11:07,783 因为男主角他 9080 09:11:08,066 --> 09:11:10,416 对别的人的事情不太care 9081 09:11:10,416 --> 09:11:11,899 他谁的名字都不知道 9082 09:11:12,016 --> 09:11:14,183 他连老师都不知道 9083 09:11:19,783 --> 09:11:21,266 没有花枝乱唱 9084 09:11:27,733 --> 09:11:30,583 小圆吗小圆在扔铅球吧应该 9085 09:11:31,700 --> 09:11:33,266 对啊这是手指围缠 9086 09:11:36,700 --> 09:11:38,416 那不是嗯 9087 09:11:39,933 --> 09:11:40,866 然后呢 9088 09:11:41,666 --> 09:11:42,866 这个时候呢 9089 09:11:43,266 --> 09:11:44,899 还没讲完呢别急 9090 09:11:46,183 --> 09:11:47,616 这个时候呢 9091 09:11:48,300 --> 09:11:49,983 想不想听的一天到晚 9092 09:11:54,216 --> 09:11:55,299 嘿嘿嘿 9093 09:11:57,666 --> 09:12:00,099 你只知道你那破小饼是吧 9094 09:12:00,266 --> 09:12:01,666 怎么别的别的 9095 09:12:01,666 --> 09:12:04,616 为什么这个这个故事是多县城 9096 09:12:05,066 --> 09:12:07,899 不不想知道别的世界线是吧 9097 09:12:08,583 --> 09:12:10,266 不是世界线我在说啥 9098 09:12:11,100 --> 09:12:12,300 别的故事线 9099 09:12:27,533 --> 09:12:30,216 就是病毒AB太掉了 9100 09:12:36,666 --> 09:12:38,216 yeah然后这个时候呢 9101 09:12:40,700 --> 09:12:43,016 黑化什么呀不黑化不黑化的说 9102 09:12:43,583 --> 09:12:46,333 这时候呢我想讲到哪了 9103 09:12:47,466 --> 09:12:48,616 交换联系方式 9104 09:12:48,733 --> 09:12:50,816 然后他说你猜 9105 09:12:51,216 --> 09:12:54,783 小翠又是感到一阵心动啊 9106 09:12:56,383 --> 09:13:02,583 天嗯感到非常的开心非常的欣喜嗯 9107 09:13:10,933 --> 09:13:11,733 然后 9108 09:13:12,816 --> 09:13:15,616 嗯男女主角都回到了教室之后 9109 09:13:15,616 --> 09:13:17,666 大家也是对他们议论纷纷 9110 09:13:17,783 --> 09:13:21,266 嗯女主也是嗯女主小翠也是脸非常红 9111 09:13:21,416 --> 09:13:22,616 这时他听到 9112 09:13:23,133 --> 09:13:25,583 女主同桌对他说嗯 9113 09:13:28,383 --> 09:13:31,899 嗯他听到他的女同桌在跟别的女生说 9114 09:13:32,133 --> 09:13:35,133 呃好像那个男生是晕倒了是吧 9115 09:13:35,466 --> 09:13:38,333 嗯哎呦真可怜 9116 09:13:39,466 --> 09:13:41,733 怎么跑个3千米还能晕倒的呀 9117 09:13:42,016 --> 09:13:43,933 这么这么弱的吗 9118 09:13:44,133 --> 09:13:46,383 平时也不太像这么弱的人啊 9119 09:13:46,700 --> 09:13:48,933 干起活来不都挺得劲吗 9120 09:13:50,100 --> 09:13:54,500 小翠听到之后就随口问了一下嗯 9121 09:13:54,616 --> 09:13:56,016 你们在说谁呢 9122 09:13:58,016 --> 09:14:01,416 然后嗯你从这里说嗯 9123 09:14:02,016 --> 09:14:04,133 这咱们班还有一个参加3千米的 9124 09:14:04,133 --> 09:14:05,216 是谁来着 9125 09:14:06,700 --> 09:14:08,100 好像是小影 9126 09:14:08,583 --> 09:14:11,816 他那个什么跑到最后的时候晕倒了 9127 09:14:13,666 --> 09:14:16,099 谢谢614的粉丝灯牌 9128 09:14:18,733 --> 09:14:22,299 嗯什么小影可能最后的时候就晕倒了 9129 09:14:23,183 --> 09:14:25,066 现在又是呢好像 9130 09:14:27,333 --> 09:14:29,266 叔叔小饼啊 9131 09:14:30,133 --> 09:14:31,416 他晕倒了吗 9132 09:14:31,983 --> 09:14:33,266 是小景吗 9133 09:14:34,533 --> 09:14:35,816 那女同志说 9134 09:14:36,016 --> 09:14:39,499 我怎么记得好像叫小景啊 9135 09:14:41,583 --> 09:14:43,533 然后这个时候女主说 9136 09:14:44,383 --> 09:14:45,899 我觉得应该就是他 9137 09:14:46,983 --> 09:14:49,333 女主角感到十分的愧疚 9138 09:14:49,333 --> 09:14:51,016 让他参加了这个 9139 09:14:51,500 --> 09:14:53,666 比赛然后晕倒了 9140 09:14:53,783 --> 09:14:54,616 所以说 9141 09:14:54,783 --> 09:14:58,133 他就急急忙忙的冲向了医务室 9142 09:14:58,183 --> 09:14:59,616 去看望小景 9143 09:15:04,533 --> 09:15:05,333 请进 9144 09:15:05,900 --> 09:15:06,700 嗯 9145 09:15:08,183 --> 09:15:08,899 老师你好 9146 09:15:08,900 --> 09:15:13,333 我想请问一下有没有高一二班的小颖 9147 09:15:13,866 --> 09:15:16,383 同学他是不是晕倒了 9148 09:15:19,100 --> 09:15:20,733 医生说嗯 9149 09:15:21,066 --> 09:15:25,416 就是他的身体的话还是比较健康的 9150 09:15:25,700 --> 09:15:28,933 但是由于长时间的 9151 09:15:29,466 --> 09:15:30,333 劳作 9152 09:15:31,066 --> 09:15:34,499 长时间的劳作哈哈哈 9153 09:15:35,066 --> 09:15:36,866 由于长时间的劳作 9154 09:15:37,100 --> 09:15:38,783 身体有些不知 9155 09:15:39,100 --> 09:15:42,500 呃更别说参加这3千米的跑步了 9156 09:15:45,416 --> 09:15:47,266 会晕倒是非常正常的 9157 09:15:47,266 --> 09:15:49,783 不如说他不晕倒才不正常了 9158 09:15:51,900 --> 09:15:54,900 小翠说我可以进去看一下他吗 9159 09:15:55,100 --> 09:15:56,583 这是我同班同学 9160 09:15:57,866 --> 09:15:59,583 老师说嗯好吧 9161 09:16:00,333 --> 09:16:03,333 这时候他掀开了白色的 9162 09:16:04,016 --> 09:16:05,333 那个什么呢 9163 09:16:08,383 --> 09:16:09,933 威廉呃 9164 09:16:10,333 --> 09:16:13,583 看着小小饼苍白的脸 9165 09:16:14,266 --> 09:16:15,666 皱起了眉头 9166 09:16:16,616 --> 09:16:20,333 眼眼中的泪水渐渐的续了起来 9167 09:16:20,500 --> 09:16:22,500 他觉得很愧疚很愧疚 9168 09:16:23,783 --> 09:16:25,016 他蹲下了身 9169 09:16:26,333 --> 09:16:27,816 他蹲下了身体 9170 09:16:28,066 --> 09:16:32,099 掀开了小饼脸上白色的面纱 9171 09:16:34,666 --> 09:16:37,933 看看见小饼死的很安详好吧 9172 09:16:41,533 --> 09:16:42,333 hmm 9173 09:16:43,383 --> 09:16:44,666 没有的说没有的说 9174 09:16:45,816 --> 09:16:47,266 呃这个呃 9175 09:16:47,616 --> 09:16:50,899 坐在了椅子上看着面色苍白的小饼 9176 09:16:52,333 --> 09:16:55,383 啊这个时候他终于看清了他的 9177 09:16:57,933 --> 09:17:02,266 脸因为平时小品都是嗯害羞的低着头 9178 09:17:02,466 --> 09:17:04,183 所以说他没发现 9179 09:17:04,816 --> 09:17:06,583 小饼是长这样的 9180 09:17:14,100 --> 09:17:16,216 这个时候小兵醒了 9181 09:17:16,816 --> 09:17:18,333 我就说嗯 9182 09:17:18,500 --> 09:17:20,466 他会不会睁开眼睛 9183 09:17:22,216 --> 09:17:24,299 眼睛颤抖了好几下说 9184 09:17:24,933 --> 09:17:26,099 小穗 9185 09:17:26,733 --> 09:17:27,533 同学 9186 09:17:28,583 --> 09:17:30,533 你怎么在这 9187 09:17:32,016 --> 09:17:33,333 啊小翠说 9188 09:17:34,066 --> 09:17:34,866 小饼 9189 09:17:35,866 --> 09:17:36,666 哦不是他说 9190 09:17:36,933 --> 09:17:38,583 小静对不 9191 09:17:38,583 --> 09:17:41,466 起都怪我让你参加这个比赛 9192 09:17:42,216 --> 09:17:44,016 你本来就很累了 9193 09:17:45,066 --> 09:17:47,066 对不起都怪我 9194 09:17:48,383 --> 09:17:50,816 乔明说哪里怪你呀 9195 09:17:50,983 --> 09:17:53,899 嗯我自己也挺想参加这个比赛的 9196 09:17:53,933 --> 09:17:54,783 而且 9197 09:17:56,666 --> 09:17:59,866 也算是为班集体做贡献了 9198 09:18:02,133 --> 09:18:05,499 高中嘛就是要多参加各种活动 9199 09:18:06,783 --> 09:18:07,699 小翠说 9200 09:18:09,066 --> 09:18:10,733 其实还是怪我 9201 09:18:11,666 --> 09:18:13,783 对不起小心 9202 09:18:15,383 --> 09:18:18,266 嗯然后小饼说 9203 09:18:19,016 --> 09:18:20,466 没事的小崔同学 9204 09:18:20,666 --> 09:18:22,583 你先回教室上课吧 9205 09:18:22,583 --> 09:18:25,183 不然老师问起来不好 9206 09:18:25,583 --> 09:18:26,866 不好解释了 9207 09:18:27,533 --> 09:18:31,533 这时候小崔就回到教室里上课去了 9208 09:18:33,616 --> 09:18:36,699 老师让小翠把大家的卷子发下去 9209 09:18:36,700 --> 09:18:39,266 小翠挨个挨个发下卷子的时候 9210 09:18:41,616 --> 09:18:44,133 发现班上有一个人叫小饼 9211 09:18:44,933 --> 09:18:45,733 uh huh 9212 09:18:49,133 --> 09:18:51,066 左思右想也没想起来 9213 09:18:51,216 --> 09:18:53,983 班上谁叫小品呢 9214 09:18:54,900 --> 09:18:57,816 嗯不太熟悉的人了 9215 09:18:58,616 --> 09:19:02,016 还是放在讲台上让他自己来领取吧 9216 09:19:05,333 --> 09:19:06,933 yeah问了一下周围的同学 9217 09:19:06,933 --> 09:19:07,933 大家也说 9218 09:19:08,416 --> 09:19:12,299 小饼好像班上没这个人吧 9219 09:19:13,066 --> 09:19:14,183 不太了解 9220 09:19:15,216 --> 09:19:17,899 倒是好像有一个人叫什么小 9221 09:19:19,866 --> 09:19:20,666 允 9222 09:19:21,266 --> 09:19:22,933 嗯不太记得 9223 09:19:24,933 --> 09:19:27,666 这时候小费只能无奈一下 9224 09:19:27,783 --> 09:19:29,666 把他的卷子放在了讲台上 9225 09:19:29,666 --> 09:19:31,133 让他自己去认领 9226 09:19:35,866 --> 09:19:38,499 场景切换到了右右视 9227 09:19:42,016 --> 09:19:45,099 这个时候校医走了进来说 9228 09:19:45,783 --> 09:19:48,133 同学向你确认一下 9229 09:19:48,133 --> 09:19:51,866 你是高一二班的小饼对吧 9230 09:19:52,300 --> 09:19:56,933 小饼说对啊老师怎么突然确认这个 9231 09:19:57,783 --> 09:19:58,583 啊 9232 09:19:58,900 --> 09:20:02,616 医生说嗯刚才听到那个女生叫你小瑾 9233 09:20:02,933 --> 09:20:05,899 我在想是不是登记方面出了什么错误 9234 09:20:06,333 --> 09:20:08,466 小炳说啊 9235 09:20:08,616 --> 09:20:12,983 那是因为小翠同学不知道我读的名字 9236 09:20:13,066 --> 09:20:15,066 他以为我叫小景呢 9237 09:20:15,783 --> 09:20:17,299 老师写的是对的 9238 09:20:17,300 --> 09:20:18,066 没问题的 9239 09:20:18,066 --> 09:20:19,133 不用修改 9240 09:20:20,500 --> 09:20:22,816 医生说好吧 9241 09:20:23,416 --> 09:20:26,383 你为什么都不告诉他你叫小饼呢 9242 09:20:27,100 --> 09:20:28,383 小饼说 9243 09:20:29,500 --> 09:20:30,300 嗯 9244 09:20:32,266 --> 09:20:33,499 没关系的 9245 09:20:33,700 --> 09:20:35,183 我不需要 9246 09:20:37,383 --> 09:20:38,416 被记住 9247 09:20:39,900 --> 09:20:41,616 to be continue 9248 09:20:44,666 --> 09:20:46,416 小姨们小姨是个什么 9249 09:20:46,416 --> 09:20:49,099 中中年中年妇女有孩子了 9250 09:21:00,666 --> 09:21:01,466 stillexcuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 9251 09:21:03,300 --> 09:21:04,300 第六章 9252 09:21:05,583 --> 09:21:08,816 哈哈我还没说付费呢 9253 09:21:12,500 --> 09:21:13,300 hmm 9254 09:21:16,300 --> 09:21:19,216 别急啊马上故事快结束了 9255 09:21:21,383 --> 09:21:22,183 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 9256 09:21:22,583 --> 09:21:23,383 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 9257 09:21:26,733 --> 09:21:31,216 笑一笑一有小孩你想笑一还不想呢 9258 09:21:32,533 --> 09:21:33,899 啊这个时候 9259 09:21:34,666 --> 09:21:37,333 啊困了赶紧结尾吧 9260 09:21:37,700 --> 09:21:40,016 差不多把各个地方收一收 9261 09:21:40,133 --> 09:21:42,299 咱们这个故事就讲完了啊 9262 09:21:43,700 --> 09:21:45,616 小圆吗小圆扔铅球的时候 9263 09:21:45,616 --> 09:21:47,533 因为那个手臂被拉伤 9264 09:21:47,533 --> 09:21:49,266 现在在医院里面住着呢 9265 09:21:51,533 --> 09:21:53,016 有小孩但我别人没离婚啊 9266 09:21:53,016 --> 09:21:54,383 别人婚姻美满 9267 09:21:55,300 --> 09:21:56,133 你要怎样 9268 09:22:02,066 --> 09:22:03,666 像一个小孩在上幼儿园 9269 09:22:11,183 --> 09:22:12,299 没有坑啊 9270 09:22:13,933 --> 09:22:15,666 别急我继续说 9271 09:22:18,783 --> 09:22:19,583 嗯 9272 09:22:21,216 --> 09:22:22,016 然后 9273 09:22:28,016 --> 09:22:31,299 我得想想啊怎么结尾啊怎么收尾啊 9274 09:22:32,500 --> 09:22:34,300 我没想到这来这是 9275 09:22:38,266 --> 09:22:41,466 好了然后小饼回到了教室之后 9276 09:22:41,900 --> 09:22:44,983 小崔在美团上给他买了一些药 9277 09:22:45,383 --> 09:22:46,783 和一些吃的 9278 09:22:47,183 --> 09:22:49,533 走到了小小饼的位置前 9279 09:22:49,700 --> 09:22:50,500 他说 9280 09:22:51,266 --> 09:22:52,533 还是觉得很不好意思 9281 09:22:52,533 --> 09:22:54,099 你可以收下这些吗 9282 09:22:54,100 --> 09:22:55,933 全当是我的一些心意 9283 09:22:58,783 --> 09:22:59,583 小饼 9284 09:23:00,300 --> 09:23:02,466 我看到女主角就火大 9285 09:23:02,466 --> 09:23:04,533 不准你对她火大 9286 09:23:07,466 --> 09:23:08,499 小饼说 9287 09:23:08,933 --> 09:23:12,899 哎呀不用的其实其实不需要的嗯 9288 09:23:12,900 --> 09:23:14,300 没什么问题我 9289 09:23:16,066 --> 09:23:19,383 小翠正在推脱之中看到了 9290 09:23:19,616 --> 09:23:23,816 呃正在推脱之中小饼的书掉在了地上 9291 09:23:24,583 --> 09:23:26,816 啊被风吹吹动 9292 09:23:26,816 --> 09:23:29,499 所以说露出了书的第一页 9293 09:23:29,533 --> 09:23:31,066 上面赫然写着 9294 09:23:31,700 --> 09:23:35,700 西熬小波营饼小饼 9295 09:23:37,133 --> 09:23:38,416 这时候自己 9296 09:23:39,900 --> 09:23:41,466 啊不是这时候小碎 9297 09:23:43,666 --> 09:23:44,466 手一抖 9298 09:23:46,216 --> 09:23:48,299 塑料口袋掉在了地上 9299 09:23:49,183 --> 09:23:50,099 他说 9300 09:23:52,383 --> 09:23:53,183 原来 9301 09:23:53,616 --> 09:23:55,333 你叫小饼吗 9302 09:23:58,133 --> 09:23:59,016 小兵说 9303 09:23:59,866 --> 09:24:00,699 嗯 9304 09:24:01,616 --> 09:24:05,066 小子说为什么这么久你一直都 9305 09:24:05,533 --> 09:24:06,299 没有纠正我 9306 09:24:06,300 --> 09:24:07,583 没有告诉我呢 9307 09:24:09,416 --> 09:24:10,666 小饼说 9308 09:24:14,666 --> 09:24:17,899 当我意识到的时候你就一直那么叫着 9309 09:24:18,333 --> 09:24:19,583 我也不太好 9310 09:24:19,933 --> 09:24:23,099 就是你而且也没什么我觉得 9311 09:24:23,900 --> 09:24:26,016 你叫我什么小颖 9312 09:24:27,100 --> 09:24:28,533 小景啊 9313 09:24:29,583 --> 09:24:33,266 很可爱感觉像是有了另一个名字 9314 09:24:36,266 --> 09:24:37,183 然后 9315 09:24:37,816 --> 09:24:38,616 小c 9316 09:24:39,100 --> 09:24:40,933 感到十分的难过 9317 09:24:41,783 --> 09:24:43,333 他说对不起 9318 09:24:43,983 --> 09:24:46,333 对不起让你参加了这样的比赛 9319 09:24:46,616 --> 09:24:48,816 没有顾及到你的身体状况 9320 09:24:49,333 --> 09:24:52,216 而且还一直叫错了你的名字 9321 09:24:53,216 --> 09:24:54,583 对不起小兵 9322 09:24:57,783 --> 09:24:59,783 但是现在我已经记住你的名字 9323 09:24:59,783 --> 09:25:01,499 并且不会再忘记了 9324 09:25:01,783 --> 09:25:03,499 希望你能原谅我 9325 09:25:06,666 --> 09:25:07,466 想想 9326 09:25:08,500 --> 09:25:10,733 嗯刚刚在哪呢 9327 09:25:13,133 --> 09:25:14,933 第7张yes 9328 09:25:18,666 --> 09:25:22,066 微信上的小小穗和男主角呢 9329 09:25:22,100 --> 09:25:24,466 也是越聊越火热 9330 09:25:25,266 --> 09:25:26,866 有一天嗯 9331 09:25:27,100 --> 09:25:29,100 男主角约小穗 9332 09:25:29,583 --> 09:25:30,783 那个什么呢 9333 09:25:30,983 --> 09:25:32,983 呃周六的时候周日 9334 09:25:33,866 --> 09:25:37,016 就是出门见面一起去 9335 09:25:37,016 --> 09:25:39,299 一起去看电影 9336 09:25:41,066 --> 09:25:41,866 他说 9337 09:25:46,016 --> 09:25:47,783 明天有个新电影要上映 9338 09:25:49,416 --> 09:25:50,533 你要去看吗 9339 09:25:51,733 --> 09:25:53,416 哪有水晶晶啊 9340 09:25:54,500 --> 09:25:56,066 小翠说嗯 9341 09:25:56,183 --> 09:25:57,099 那个电影吗 9342 09:25:57,100 --> 09:25:58,533 我不太了解呢 9343 09:25:59,583 --> 09:26:02,699 嗯男主角说嗯 9344 09:26:03,216 --> 09:26:04,266 感觉不错 9345 09:26:04,933 --> 09:26:05,983 有兴趣吗 9346 09:26:06,933 --> 09:26:07,983 小翠说 9347 09:26:09,016 --> 09:26:11,783 嗯是和你一起去的意思吗 9348 09:26:13,300 --> 09:26:15,533 小什么男主角说 9349 09:26:16,900 --> 09:26:17,700 嗯 9350 09:26:18,333 --> 09:26:19,783 你可以怎么理解 9351 09:26:21,583 --> 09:26:23,583 不是绝命六座山 9352 09:26:25,616 --> 09:26:29,216 是小翠就穿上了自己最漂亮的衣服 9353 09:26:29,583 --> 09:26:32,466 最漂亮的裙子和最漂亮的鞋子 9354 09:26:32,783 --> 09:26:34,333 头发也卷了又卷 9355 09:26:34,533 --> 09:26:38,133 画上了精致又可爱的妆容出门了 9356 09:26:38,783 --> 09:26:42,299 好第一次在学校外面见到男主角 9357 09:26:42,733 --> 09:26:44,383 还是觉得很帅 9358 09:26:44,416 --> 09:26:45,933 穿的也很好看 9359 09:26:46,616 --> 09:26:49,299 啊他们两个一起走进了电影院 9360 09:26:49,583 --> 09:26:52,099 看起了这个电影 9361 09:26:52,466 --> 09:26:54,466 啊电影中有一个配角 9362 09:26:55,383 --> 09:26:57,099 说话傻乎乎的 9363 09:26:58,100 --> 09:27:01,016 然后呢呆头呆脑的是女主 9364 09:27:01,016 --> 09:27:02,066 角的备胎 9365 09:27:02,583 --> 09:27:03,933 这个时候呢 9366 09:27:06,216 --> 09:27:10,216 男主角吧男主角可能描了一下眉毛吧 9367 09:27:13,016 --> 09:27:15,266 小谁突然想到啊 9368 09:27:15,333 --> 09:27:18,383 小小饼也是这么呆头呆脑的 9369 09:27:18,733 --> 09:27:22,733 任劳任怨的不禁笑出了声哈哈 9370 09:27:23,266 --> 09:27:24,783 好傻哦 9371 09:27:27,066 --> 09:27:31,016 啊两个人就是这么呃不远不近的处着 9372 09:27:31,533 --> 09:27:32,583 有一天 9373 09:27:37,183 --> 09:27:38,866 有一天在学校里 9374 09:27:39,466 --> 09:27:42,016 一个很漂亮的女生 9375 09:27:42,583 --> 09:27:44,133 只能自己告了白 9376 09:27:46,133 --> 09:27:47,216 大家都在 9377 09:27:48,500 --> 09:27:51,066 撮合他们俩说他们俩能 9378 09:27:51,533 --> 09:27:53,099 郎才女貌 9379 09:27:53,900 --> 09:27:56,016 一定会在一起的对吧 9380 09:27:58,183 --> 09:28:00,533 这个时候男主角说 9381 09:28:01,300 --> 09:28:02,100 不啊 9382 09:28:03,266 --> 09:28:04,299 为什么会呢 9383 09:28:05,733 --> 09:28:07,499 我喜欢的另有其人 9384 09:28:08,583 --> 09:28:11,066 哦他说我喜欢的并不是他 9385 09:28:11,816 --> 09:28:13,666 大家起了哄说啊 9386 09:28:13,816 --> 09:28:15,133 那你喜欢谁 9387 09:28:15,416 --> 09:28:17,616 天你有喜欢的人吗 9388 09:28:19,500 --> 09:28:20,533 郎君说 9389 09:28:21,700 --> 09:28:22,500 有啊 9390 09:28:23,133 --> 09:28:25,216 他要说你为什么 9391 09:28:25,383 --> 09:28:26,899 你是告白被拒了吗 9392 09:28:26,900 --> 09:28:28,300 那你不然的话 9393 09:28:28,300 --> 09:28:30,383 你为什么一直不跟那个女生告白 9394 09:28:30,383 --> 09:28:32,533 你你到现在还是单身呢 9395 09:28:32,933 --> 09:28:34,266 当中却说 9396 09:28:34,583 --> 09:28:36,899 嗯你说的有道理 9397 09:28:37,266 --> 09:28:40,383 今天晚上我就去跟他告白 9398 09:28:42,183 --> 09:28:44,016 时间来到了晚上 9399 09:28:49,583 --> 09:28:50,933 我想想怎么编啊 9400 09:28:51,500 --> 09:28:53,066 大家还没睡着吧 9401 09:28:53,900 --> 09:28:56,216 这破故事真有人在乎吗 9402 09:28:56,983 --> 09:28:59,216 嗯然后呢嗯 9403 09:29:01,500 --> 09:29:02,300 she 9404 09:29:03,133 --> 09:29:04,666 有点随意了吗 9405 09:29:04,816 --> 09:29:06,416 那我就那我重新想想 9406 09:29:10,333 --> 09:29:11,816 还好吧不是很随意 9407 09:29:11,900 --> 09:29:13,666 应该就是一个比较随性的人 9408 09:29:14,300 --> 09:29:16,416 比较冷淡本来他以为他觉得 9409 09:29:16,700 --> 09:29:19,333 嗯自己对小翠的喜欢 9410 09:29:20,416 --> 09:29:22,466 也没有浓到要告白但是 9411 09:29:22,666 --> 09:29:24,466 今天在他被告白的时候 9412 09:29:24,466 --> 09:29:26,266 他看着对面的女生 9413 09:29:26,266 --> 09:29:28,333 心里面想的却是小翠的脸 9414 09:29:39,933 --> 09:29:41,333 他决定晚上 9415 09:29:41,866 --> 09:29:43,733 找小翠去操场 9416 09:29:44,383 --> 09:29:46,616 向小翠告白了嗯 9417 09:29:48,866 --> 09:29:50,583 别打那么多感叹号啊 9418 09:29:51,183 --> 09:29:55,099 呃大家决定找小翠去操场向他告白了 9419 09:29:55,866 --> 09:29:57,899 打完喷嚏上之后呀我想想 9420 09:30:00,866 --> 09:30:04,933 嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯 9421 09:30:07,183 --> 09:30:11,499 嗯那就直接就嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯 9422 09:30:12,383 --> 09:30:13,183 嗯 9423 09:30:14,016 --> 09:30:15,133 我再想想 9424 09:30:16,700 --> 09:30:19,416 啊男主角觉得呃现在 9425 09:30:20,016 --> 09:30:21,699 上高中大家都 9426 09:30:22,133 --> 09:30:24,266 那什么呢都是有 9427 09:30:24,466 --> 09:30:27,983 各个小情侣都是在传小纸条于是呢 9428 09:30:29,100 --> 09:30:31,500 那主播表白水平啊没有啊 9429 09:30:33,066 --> 09:30:36,583 没考完啊这个时候呢但是其实这个 9430 09:30:37,583 --> 09:30:39,983 高中大家都是用小纸条来 9431 09:30:40,016 --> 09:30:41,699 那个什么联系来 9432 09:30:41,700 --> 09:30:43,933 和小情侣之间穿纸条很有 9433 09:30:44,733 --> 09:30:49,016 没考啊好烦啊没人夸我不想写了哼 9434 09:30:53,383 --> 09:30:54,183 cool 9435 09:30:58,100 --> 09:30:58,900 uh huh 9436 09:31:02,016 --> 09:31:03,183 哪里都没夸我 9437 09:31:07,300 --> 09:31:09,216 他们一直说我卡纹了 9438 09:31:09,583 --> 09:31:10,816 他诅咒我 9439 09:31:16,383 --> 09:31:17,416 然后呢 9440 09:31:19,300 --> 09:31:20,700 嗯然后呢 9441 09:31:26,016 --> 09:31:28,699 哈哈哈为你讲这个故事 9442 09:31:28,700 --> 09:31:29,383 世界杯的美团 9443 09:31:29,383 --> 09:31:32,933 那你想想主播名人怎么办啊然后 9444 09:31:36,733 --> 09:31:38,416 嗯好吧 9445 09:31:38,783 --> 09:31:43,383 然后呢嗯他也传了一个小纸条嗯写了 9446 09:31:44,383 --> 09:31:46,299 小翠今晚 9447 09:31:47,300 --> 09:31:48,100 9点半 9448 09:32:09,983 --> 09:32:11,783 大家看到地上有纸团 9449 09:32:11,816 --> 09:32:14,499 赶紧把纸团扫进了垃圾桶 9450 09:32:14,583 --> 09:32:17,016 毕竟小小饼做事很认真 9451 09:32:17,066 --> 09:32:18,133 也很积极 9452 09:32:18,900 --> 09:32:21,616 不能容许地面有一点点的垃圾excuse me 9453 09:32:21,616 --> 09:32:22,416 i m lost where is the supermarket 9454 09:32:23,933 --> 09:32:26,699 他考虑把这博士班上引布有神经病吧 9455 09:32:26,700 --> 09:32:28,933 哈哈哈 9456 09:32:30,616 --> 09:32:33,416 然后小兵就赶紧的 9457 09:32:34,383 --> 09:32:36,299 一个箭步向前 9458 09:32:36,500 --> 09:32:38,816 赶紧没有什么 9459 09:32:39,183 --> 09:32:40,499 双手摆动着 9460 09:32:41,183 --> 09:32:42,933 扫把和垃圾桶 9461 09:32:42,933 --> 09:32:46,066 迅速的把这个纸条扫进了垃圾筐里 9462 09:32:46,416 --> 09:32:50,666 这个时候的小小穗一脸傻眼他说小饼 9463 09:32:50,733 --> 09:32:52,266 你把我的字条 9464 09:32:52,700 --> 09:32:55,583 4条扫进垃圾桶里了 9465 09:32:56,300 --> 09:32:57,533 小饼说啊 9466 09:32:57,900 --> 09:32:58,700 什么呀 9467 09:32:59,466 --> 09:33:00,733 小饼说啊 9468 09:33:01,100 --> 09:33:04,266 是吗抱歉我以为是地上的垃圾 9469 09:33:06,066 --> 09:33:08,499 小帅小帅说不是啊 9470 09:33:08,666 --> 09:33:09,466 是 9471 09:33:10,333 --> 09:33:12,783 别人给我传的小纸条 9472 09:33:15,183 --> 09:33:19,216 小明说嗯抱歉抱歉我不知道然后他就 9473 09:33:19,416 --> 09:33:23,216 嗯把小纸条从垃圾桶里捡出来 9474 09:33:23,216 --> 09:33:24,533 拍了拍上面的灰 9475 09:33:25,900 --> 09:33:29,466 递了递了给小翠他说嗯给你 9476 09:33:29,933 --> 09:33:32,383 现在说谢谢小饼 9477 09:33:34,416 --> 09:33:35,899 今天也辛苦了呢 9478 09:33:36,700 --> 09:33:39,583 小饼说嗯没有都是我应该做的 9479 09:33:40,300 --> 09:33:41,583 这个时候呢 9480 09:33:44,333 --> 09:33:47,183 嗯小飞打开了字条看到了上面写的字 9481 09:33:48,066 --> 09:33:49,416 但是当时他看的时候 9482 09:33:49,416 --> 09:33:52,216 小饼还在他座位附近扫垃圾 9483 09:33:52,416 --> 09:33:53,466 感到很 9484 09:33:54,383 --> 09:33:55,983 很害羞很紧张 9485 09:33:56,016 --> 09:33:57,616 不想被别的人看到 9486 09:33:57,783 --> 09:33:59,216 悄悄的打开看一眼 9487 09:34:01,866 --> 09:34:06,183 男主角为什么会约我去操场啊 9488 09:34:06,266 --> 09:34:07,499 他要说什么 9489 09:34:08,066 --> 09:34:09,216 想不出来 9490 09:34:09,416 --> 09:34:10,933 那小品不会看到了吧 9491 09:34:10,933 --> 09:34:12,066 啊没有没有 9492 09:34:14,100 --> 09:34:15,333 怎么办呢 9493 09:34:16,016 --> 09:34:17,699 今晚9点半呢 9494 09:34:18,066 --> 09:34:19,266 哎呦 9495 09:34:20,333 --> 09:34:21,133 哼 9496 09:34:22,416 --> 09:34:26,016 然后时间来到了鸡 9497 09:34:29,533 --> 09:34:32,299 下课了同学们嗯 9498 09:34:32,700 --> 09:34:34,466 早点回宿舍休息哦 9499 09:34:35,016 --> 09:34:37,666 老师早点回宿舍休息哦 9500 09:34:38,100 --> 09:34:40,100 老师说完后就走了 9501 09:34:42,783 --> 09:34:43,816 这个时候呢 9502 09:34:44,216 --> 09:34:45,016 小崔 9503 09:34:45,933 --> 09:34:47,933 磨磨蹭蹭的站起身 9504 09:34:51,900 --> 09:34:53,533 深呼吸了几下之后 9505 09:34:53,900 --> 09:34:55,666 深呼吸了几下之后 9506 09:34:56,333 --> 09:34:58,133 深呼吸了几下之后 9507 09:35:00,900 --> 09:35:02,733 yeah哪里矫情啊 9508 09:35:06,783 --> 09:35:09,133 晚自习7点半还偷塔 9509 09:35:11,583 --> 09:35:13,616 我们再次走到操场 9510 09:35:14,783 --> 09:35:16,066 难不觉呢 9511 09:35:17,616 --> 09:35:20,216 是谁呢他装张希望没看到人 9512 09:35:20,933 --> 09:35:21,733 嗯 9513 09:35:22,866 --> 09:35:24,099 难道他也没到 9514 09:35:24,500 --> 09:35:25,533 难道他是 9515 09:35:28,183 --> 09:35:29,016 这个时候 9516 09:35:29,100 --> 09:35:30,933 背后突然响起来一个声音 9517 09:35:32,216 --> 09:35:34,016 小碎在这 9518 09:35:36,216 --> 09:35:38,299 小碎的心漏了一拍 9519 09:35:38,416 --> 09:35:41,733 转身看到了男主角 9520 09:35:46,866 --> 09:35:48,066 hmmhmm 9521 09:35:50,700 --> 09:35:52,500 我有点事情想跟你说 9522 09:35:52,933 --> 09:35:54,733 这件事情应该 9523 09:35:55,500 --> 09:35:57,016 在更早的时候 9524 09:35:58,583 --> 09:36:00,183 就要对你说出来的 9525 09:36:01,216 --> 09:36:02,333 但是 9526 09:36:05,666 --> 09:36:06,933 原来我也会有 9527 09:36:06,933 --> 09:36:09,466 察觉不到自己内心真实想法的时候 9528 09:36:12,666 --> 09:36:13,466 小翠 9529 09:36:14,933 --> 09:36:16,383 我想对你说 9530 09:36:21,700 --> 09:36:24,216 我喜欢你啊啊 9531 09:36:29,783 --> 09:36:30,616 这时候 9532 09:36:31,333 --> 09:36:33,733 小翠脸非常的红 9533 09:36:35,016 --> 09:36:37,216 他不知道该说什么 9534 09:36:45,816 --> 09:36:46,616 这个时候 9535 09:36:47,300 --> 09:36:49,416 到操场的小饼经过 9536 09:36:50,016 --> 09:36:51,133 他扫的是地 9537 09:36:51,133 --> 09:36:55,499 那个什么狂风扫落叶的路过了他们俩 9538 09:36:55,866 --> 09:36:56,983 这个时候呢 9539 09:37:01,133 --> 09:37:02,616 小翠看到了小饼 9540 09:37:02,816 --> 09:37:03,616 他说 9541 09:37:04,583 --> 09:37:05,466 小小饼 9542 09:37:06,733 --> 09:37:07,699 这里有垃圾 9543 09:37:08,733 --> 09:37:12,133 然后他对着男主角说嗯 9544 09:37:12,500 --> 09:37:15,133 我现在身上有点垃圾我我去扔一下 9545 09:37:15,333 --> 09:37:17,216 然后冲向了小饼那边 9546 09:37:17,416 --> 09:37:19,416 然后把身上的一些 9547 09:37:19,700 --> 09:37:23,016 个什么纸屑丢在小饼的垃圾桶里 9548 09:37:24,266 --> 09:37:26,666 又顺手提起了小饼的垃圾桶他说 9549 09:37:26,866 --> 09:37:29,499 很重吧你是不是提不下我帮你一起 9550 09:37:29,533 --> 09:37:31,983 然后快不得离开了操场 9551 09:37:33,216 --> 09:37:34,016 OK 9552 09:37:40,700 --> 09:37:41,500 SURE 9553 09:37:47,333 --> 09:37:48,616 最终Zhang 9554 09:37:51,700 --> 09:37:52,500 哼 9555 09:37:55,333 --> 09:37:56,133 晚上 9556 09:37:56,866 --> 09:37:58,416 躺在宿舍床上 9557 09:37:58,866 --> 09:38:00,783 想睡怎么也睡不着 9558 09:38:01,466 --> 09:38:02,899 他想起了 9559 09:38:03,816 --> 09:38:06,499 字条想起了 9560 09:38:07,416 --> 09:38:08,216 操场 9561 09:38:09,300 --> 09:38:11,983 想起了向他告白的男主角 9562 09:38:12,783 --> 09:38:15,266 也想起了把这条当垃圾 9563 09:38:15,333 --> 09:38:18,066 扫进垃圾桶的小饼 9564 09:38:19,533 --> 09:38:21,899 噗哧一声笑出声来 9565 09:38:22,700 --> 09:38:24,016 好傻呀 9566 09:38:25,133 --> 09:38:26,016 想起了 9567 09:38:27,100 --> 09:38:29,783 在操场上勤勤恳恳扫地的小饼 9568 09:38:33,733 --> 09:38:34,533 他向 9569 09:38:35,183 --> 09:38:37,983 自己最好的朋友发送了消息 9570 09:38:47,266 --> 09:38:49,499 thank you觉向我告白了 9571 09:38:50,500 --> 09:38:52,383 你觉得我应该答应他吗 9572 09:38:56,983 --> 09:38:58,266 对面的朋友说 9573 09:38:58,866 --> 09:39:02,099 男主角这不答应你等什么啊 9574 09:39:02,983 --> 09:39:03,983 小嘴说 9575 09:39:05,016 --> 09:39:05,933 可是 9576 09:39:06,783 --> 09:39:08,299 不知道为什么 9577 09:39:09,416 --> 09:39:11,816 我竟然犹豫了 9578 09:39:13,733 --> 09:39:14,616 难道 9579 09:39:16,066 --> 09:39:18,933 是我觉得进展太快了吗 9580 09:39:21,933 --> 09:39:24,933 对面的好朋友说你这就是近乡情怯 9581 09:39:27,300 --> 09:39:28,100 don't西 9582 09:39:29,666 --> 09:39:31,816 想要的东西摆在你面前了 9583 09:39:32,616 --> 09:39:34,383 你却不敢去拿了 9584 09:39:40,383 --> 09:39:42,299 是不是觉得自己配不上男主角 9585 09:39:43,100 --> 09:39:44,500 你千万别这么想 9586 09:39:44,500 --> 09:39:45,666 你也很优秀 9587 09:39:49,983 --> 09:39:51,099 小翠说 9588 09:39:52,533 --> 09:39:54,466 嗯这样呢 9589 09:39:56,900 --> 09:39:59,266 他放下了手机准备睡觉 9590 09:39:59,333 --> 09:40:00,983 但是辗转反侧 9591 09:40:01,416 --> 09:40:02,816 怎么也睡不着 9592 09:40:03,616 --> 09:40:05,816 心里觉得很难过 9593 09:40:07,933 --> 09:40:10,616 看不透自己真实的想法 9594 09:40:12,533 --> 09:40:13,533 为什么呢 9595 09:40:14,933 --> 09:40:17,416 确实我觉得男主角很优秀 9596 09:40:17,733 --> 09:40:19,099 觉得自己 9597 09:40:19,700 --> 09:40:20,866 配不上他 9598 09:40:21,733 --> 09:40:22,933 但是 9599 09:40:25,500 --> 09:40:28,016 也没有到他向我告白 9600 09:40:28,700 --> 09:40:30,216 我去找借口 9601 09:40:30,933 --> 09:40:32,666 离开现场的程度 9602 09:40:33,333 --> 09:40:35,933 为什么会选择这么做呢 9603 09:40:37,533 --> 09:40:39,733 他想起了更早的事情 9604 09:40:40,583 --> 09:40:42,783 他想起了开学那天 9605 09:40:46,900 --> 09:40:47,700 啊 9606 09:40:49,016 --> 09:40:51,416 众星捧月般出现的男主角 9607 09:40:54,583 --> 09:40:55,583 想起了 9608 09:40:59,616 --> 09:41:00,533 generation 9609 09:41:03,100 --> 09:41:06,700 一脸高冷冷漠的冷出去 9610 09:41:08,666 --> 09:41:09,733 想起了 9611 09:41:12,383 --> 09:41:15,066 帮他叠被子的男儿好 9612 09:41:16,616 --> 09:41:17,666 想起了 9613 09:41:19,783 --> 09:41:22,066 听这么多同手同脚的烧饼 9614 09:41:25,733 --> 09:41:26,899 他往后回忆 9615 09:41:26,983 --> 09:41:28,499 又回忆起了 9616 09:41:31,183 --> 09:41:32,216 运动会是 9617 09:41:34,533 --> 09:41:35,583 同意他 9618 09:41:36,466 --> 09:41:37,983 参加比赛的 9619 09:41:39,266 --> 09:41:40,066 男主角 9620 09:41:41,666 --> 09:41:43,266 跑在第二名的男主角 9621 09:41:45,983 --> 09:41:47,866 在最后200米 9622 09:41:48,666 --> 09:41:49,699 盘跑到第一 9623 09:41:49,700 --> 09:41:50,666 名的男主角 9624 09:41:53,016 --> 09:41:54,466 也不禁想起了 9625 09:41:55,616 --> 09:41:59,133 本来跑到第9名啊本来跑到第11名 9626 09:42:00,133 --> 09:42:01,499 因为他的鼓励 9627 09:42:02,133 --> 09:42:03,583 跑到了第5名 9628 09:42:05,900 --> 09:42:08,100 但是却狠狠摔倒的小饼 9629 09:42:10,216 --> 09:42:12,733 摔个狗吃屎啊那可真是 9630 09:42:14,816 --> 09:42:16,299 又想到了 9631 09:42:16,900 --> 09:42:19,816 和男主角第一次出门看电影 9632 09:42:23,816 --> 09:42:25,499 那天的天气很好 9633 09:42:25,900 --> 09:42:27,583 电影很精彩 9634 09:42:28,500 --> 09:42:30,616 但是仔细回想起来 9635 09:42:30,783 --> 09:42:34,299 他能想起的剧情竟然是 9636 09:42:39,983 --> 09:42:41,299 电影里的备胎 9637 09:42:41,866 --> 09:42:44,099 跟小饼一样傻乎乎的 9638 09:42:45,583 --> 09:42:47,299 他又回想起了 9639 09:42:47,866 --> 09:42:49,099 运动会时 9640 09:42:49,533 --> 09:42:50,983 男主角说 9641 09:42:51,533 --> 09:42:53,383 帮了自己这么大一个忙 9642 09:42:53,383 --> 09:42:55,333 自己却没有给他买一瓶水 9643 09:42:56,933 --> 09:42:59,533 可是他明明记得 9644 09:43:00,583 --> 09:43:03,699 在运动会开始之前他特意买了一瓶水 9645 09:43:04,266 --> 09:43:07,016 那那瓶水去哪了呢 9646 09:43:07,816 --> 09:43:08,783 难道是 9647 09:43:10,300 --> 09:43:11,933 不小心丢在哪了吗 9648 09:43:14,466 --> 09:43:15,266 哦 9649 09:43:15,733 --> 09:43:17,066 他想起来了 9650 09:43:18,300 --> 09:43:19,266 原来 9651 09:43:20,100 --> 09:43:21,733 去操场的时候 9652 09:43:22,383 --> 09:43:25,333 他把自己仅有的一瓶水 9653 09:43:25,983 --> 09:43:27,183 给了小饼 9654 09:43:27,983 --> 09:43:29,416 并让他加油 9655 09:43:35,300 --> 09:43:36,700 他又想起了 9656 09:43:40,616 --> 09:43:41,533 很多事情 9657 09:43:44,100 --> 09:43:45,666 很多很多的事情 9658 09:43:46,700 --> 09:43:47,533 但是 9659 09:43:48,533 --> 09:43:49,583 绷不住了 9660 09:43:50,416 --> 09:43:51,216 sorry i didn't catch your name earlier 9661 09:43:53,783 --> 09:43:54,983 每件事情 9662 09:43:56,333 --> 09:43:57,666 都有一个 9663 09:43:58,333 --> 09:43:59,733 像工具人 9664 09:44:00,783 --> 09:44:04,266 像是存在不存在都没有太大意义的 9665 09:44:05,816 --> 09:44:06,699 路人 9666 09:44:08,500 --> 09:44:11,066 路人一样的小米 9667 09:44:15,216 --> 09:44:16,133 他想起 9668 09:44:18,533 --> 09:44:19,333 那是谁 9669 09:44:22,216 --> 09:44:24,066 给他传纸条的时候 9670 09:44:27,900 --> 09:44:28,183 but 9671 09:44:28,183 --> 09:44:32,216 纸条当做垃圾一样扫进垃圾桶的小饼 9672 09:44:32,816 --> 09:44:36,933 又想起了自己在看小纸条时 9673 09:44:38,100 --> 09:44:42,100 紧张担心的心情为什么 9674 09:44:44,416 --> 09:44:45,816 再看到这条的 9675 09:44:46,333 --> 09:44:48,333 看到纸条的内容的时候 9676 09:44:49,583 --> 09:44:52,016 会是紧张担心的心情呢 9677 09:44:54,666 --> 09:44:57,899 um这不是自己一直期望的事情吗 9678 09:44:59,583 --> 09:45:01,699 哦原来 9679 09:45:04,583 --> 09:45:05,383 真害怕 9680 09:45:06,816 --> 09:45:09,616 原来是害怕小饼看见 9681 09:45:10,933 --> 09:45:13,183 不想让小饼知道这件事情 9682 09:45:14,216 --> 09:45:16,666 害怕他误会 9683 09:45:18,416 --> 09:45:20,333 原来是这样吗 9684 09:45:24,333 --> 09:45:26,933 最后就是想起来 9685 09:45:27,500 --> 09:45:28,783 在操场上 9686 09:45:29,133 --> 09:45:31,499 男主角向他告白的时候 9687 09:45:33,466 --> 09:45:35,666 明明两个人正在 9688 09:45:36,183 --> 09:45:37,783 操场的正中心 9689 09:45:40,133 --> 09:45:41,016 明明 9690 09:45:42,583 --> 09:45:45,583 光是打在他们俩的身上的 9691 09:45:46,333 --> 09:45:47,266 明明 9692 09:45:48,500 --> 09:45:50,333 对面的人是男主角 9693 09:45:52,533 --> 09:45:55,066 他们俩是这个操场的整中心 9694 09:45:55,666 --> 09:45:57,933 也是这个故事的中心一样的人物 9695 09:45:59,183 --> 09:46:03,783 但是他为什么会注意到操场的边缘 9696 09:46:05,100 --> 09:46:06,333 没有光的角落 9697 09:46:08,266 --> 09:46:10,416 那个其貌不扬 9698 09:46:11,933 --> 09:46:13,533 拿着扫把 9699 09:46:13,983 --> 09:46:15,466 和垃圾桶的 9700 09:46:18,416 --> 09:46:20,583 great美人一样的小饼呢 9701 09:46:21,933 --> 09:46:22,899 原来 9702 09:46:23,666 --> 09:46:26,066 答案早就呼之欲出了 9703 09:46:27,216 --> 09:46:28,266 只是 9704 09:46:28,983 --> 09:46:30,983 他自己还没有认识到 9705 09:46:31,866 --> 09:46:34,216 还没有察觉到自己的内心 9706 09:46:47,700 --> 09:46:50,183 要不然就在在这到这结束了吧 9707 09:46:50,216 --> 09:46:53,666 哈哈要不然就到这结束了吧 9708 09:46:57,416 --> 09:46:58,216 hmm 9709 09:47:00,383 --> 09:47:02,216 那么再再做一个机会吧 9710 09:47:11,066 --> 09:47:11,899 原来 9711 09:47:18,816 --> 09:47:20,583 光照到的地方 9712 09:47:21,300 --> 09:47:23,333 是人们视线的焦点 9713 09:47:24,266 --> 09:47:25,816 操场的中心 9714 09:47:26,133 --> 09:47:27,699 是学校的中心 9715 09:47:29,183 --> 09:47:30,733 是世界的中心 9716 09:47:32,066 --> 09:47:32,866 但是 9717 09:47:41,866 --> 09:47:43,733 他不一定是我心中的中心 9718 09:47:45,933 --> 09:47:47,299 光照到的地方 9719 09:47:48,016 --> 09:47:49,816 是人类视线的焦点 9720 09:47:50,733 --> 09:47:51,866 但是 9721 09:47:53,983 --> 09:47:57,183 却不一定是我的视线想停留的地方 9722 09:48:00,333 --> 09:48:01,133 SURE 9723 09:48:06,216 --> 09:48:07,016 比起 9724 09:48:09,266 --> 09:48:10,699 强光照到的地方 9725 09:48:13,416 --> 09:48:15,299 我的视线更想停留在 9726 09:48:16,933 --> 09:48:18,866 某个没有光的角落吧 9727 09:48:20,466 --> 09:48:21,466 好了好了 9728 09:48:21,666 --> 09:48:23,016 差不多了差不多了 9729 09:48:23,066 --> 09:48:24,299 要结束了 9730 09:48:24,983 --> 09:48:26,099 就到这吧 9731 09:48:26,266 --> 09:48:27,066 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 9732 09:48:31,900 --> 09:48:32,700 怎么 9733 09:48:33,216 --> 09:48:34,216 说话 9734 09:48:37,100 --> 09:48:39,533 要被藏住了um 9735 09:48:41,383 --> 09:48:43,266 不起来晚上播什么 9736 09:48:43,266 --> 09:48:44,899 嗨呀还真是 9737 09:48:48,700 --> 09:48:51,216 SURE角落一定要把话说的这么直白吗 9738 09:48:51,216 --> 09:48:53,266 对该懂的都懂了吧 9739 09:49:08,866 --> 09:49:10,333 切换粉丝牌是吧 9740 09:49:13,416 --> 09:49:14,466 哈哈 9741 09:49:15,616 --> 09:49:18,499 这个结尾其实那什么呢 9742 09:49:19,816 --> 09:49:21,783 开始讲的时候就想好了 9743 09:49:22,066 --> 09:49:25,666 但是中间有的地方是现象的 9744 09:49:27,016 --> 09:49:27,016 i'm sorry 9745 09:49:27,016 --> 09:49:27,816 i didn't catch your name earlier i'm Bob nice to meet you 9746 09:49:27,816 --> 09:49:30,783 像在说什么获奖感言一样的 9747 09:49:30,933 --> 09:49:33,466 这本书我筹备了大概 9748 09:49:33,666 --> 09:49:35,066 然后这结局的话 9749 09:49:35,066 --> 09:49:36,899 是一开始起笔的时候就想好 9750 09:49:36,900 --> 09:49:39,466 了不过中间的某些地方的发展的话 9751 09:49:39,466 --> 09:49:41,933 确实是边写边想的 9752 09:49:46,983 --> 09:49:48,016 结局有点悲伤 9753 09:49:48,016 --> 09:49:49,583 小饼小饼的结局不该是这样 9754 09:49:49,583 --> 09:49:52,299 那你那你可能没有懂我的意思吧 9755 09:50:00,416 --> 09:50:02,583 小帅哥你配不上小饼吗 9756 09:50:03,533 --> 09:50:05,216 嗯那这是你的结论吧 9757 09:50:05,216 --> 09:50:06,816 我的结论不是这样的 9758 09:50:09,900 --> 09:50:11,183 哈哈哈 9759 09:50:25,066 --> 09:50:26,333 快点再来点report 9760 09:50:26,416 --> 09:50:27,816 虽然不能什么 9761 09:50:28,700 --> 09:50:30,016 但是还是需要report 9762 09:50:33,733 --> 09:50:36,266 yeah快点说骂主播 9763 09:50:36,783 --> 09:50:39,216 烂尾的骂主播那个什么的 9764 09:50:42,900 --> 09:50:45,466 出来抱出来说出来道歉啊 9765 09:50:45,666 --> 09:50:46,466 sorry i didn't catch your name earlier 9766 09:50:50,866 --> 09:50:51,666 哼 9767 09:50:52,733 --> 09:50:54,866 啊谢谢老师的s c 9768 09:50:56,216 --> 09:50:59,016 我就想滑到这老师太危险了 9769 09:50:59,133 --> 09:51:02,466 中文到西斯科OK 9770 09:51:04,933 --> 09:51:06,133 小黑别说话 9771 09:51:08,616 --> 09:51:11,183 我就没有考虑小饼的独立人格吗 9772 09:51:11,183 --> 09:51:13,583 那这个但是这个故事确实是以 9773 09:51:14,183 --> 09:51:15,983 小翠为为 9774 09:51:16,416 --> 09:51:17,216 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 9775 09:51:19,300 --> 09:51:21,616 这是什么小碎的视角来写的 9776 09:51:25,816 --> 09:51:28,066 那你换个视角来看的话 9777 09:51:28,066 --> 09:51:29,616 没有这么可怜的吧 9778 09:51:32,500 --> 09:51:35,016 那我是女生我只能以我的视角来写啊 9779 09:51:35,733 --> 09:51:38,933 这本来本来开始就是扯淡的成分居多 9780 09:51:43,183 --> 09:51:43,983 hmm 9781 09:51:45,533 --> 09:51:49,733 而且我更想嗯为什么呢传达的 9782 09:51:50,300 --> 09:51:53,100 不是传达吧传达个屁呀 9783 09:51:53,183 --> 09:51:56,183 就更想说的就是那种什么嗯 9784 09:51:57,533 --> 09:51:58,499 那什么 9785 09:52:00,066 --> 09:52:01,016 那什么吧 9786 09:52:01,016 --> 09:52:04,866 普通人的普通人普通人也能得到 9787 09:52:05,933 --> 09:52:07,266 你能得到 9788 09:52:07,500 --> 09:52:10,616 青睐也能也能得到偏好也能得到 9789 09:52:10,983 --> 09:52:11,783 喜欢 9790 09:52:16,066 --> 09:52:18,183 还续写吗这个故事就写完了 9791 09:52:26,983 --> 09:52:27,866 我差不多 9792 09:52:28,383 --> 09:52:29,466 下播了 9793 09:52:30,533 --> 09:52:32,816 就是想这个讲完就下播的 9794 09:52:37,016 --> 09:52:37,816 哦 9795 09:52:40,266 --> 09:52:41,733 续集追风 9796 09:52:42,416 --> 09:52:43,699 受不了 9797 09:52:52,983 --> 09:52:53,783 SURE 9798 09:53:01,066 --> 09:53:03,299 真的是想说故事才算可能性吗 9799 09:53:03,300 --> 09:53:04,900 那就创造这种可能性 9800 09:53:04,900 --> 09:53:05,700 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 9801 09:53:12,583 --> 09:53:13,866 if线是什么呢 9802 09:53:17,900 --> 09:53:19,066 你举个例子 9803 09:53:21,700 --> 09:53:22,500 OK 9804 09:53:29,016 --> 09:53:31,383 对付小饼和小圆在一起是吧 9805 09:53:33,266 --> 09:53:35,933 对付小费和男主角在一起是吧 9806 09:53:38,100 --> 09:53:41,733 滚蛋男童小女你真的铁男童吧你 9807 09:53:58,016 --> 09:53:59,816 对南通不感兴趣好吧 9808 09:54:00,216 --> 09:54:02,733 嗯对你们南通的故事不太感兴趣 9809 09:54:02,733 --> 09:54:03,933 自己写一下吧 9810 09:54:04,466 --> 09:54:06,533 自己二创一下吧好吧 9811 09:54:09,866 --> 09:54:10,666 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 9812 09:54:14,066 --> 09:54:15,899 这直播间男童真不少 9813 09:54:23,416 --> 09:54:24,816 自己写自己写 9814 09:54:26,733 --> 09:54:28,499 没那功夫搞你们的男团 9815 09:54:42,866 --> 09:54:44,933 难度含量99%吧 9816 09:54:59,016 --> 09:54:59,816 UGH 9817 09:55:04,133 --> 09:55:05,183 再说吧 9818 09:55:06,183 --> 09:55:08,533 我差不多就到此结束了 9819 09:55:08,933 --> 09:55:11,016 大家晚安 9820 09:55:13,700 --> 09:55:15,933 感觉这是这个这次直播 9821 09:55:16,016 --> 09:55:18,066 今天是这辈子的极限了 9822 09:55:18,066 --> 09:55:20,466 感觉今天晚上甚至不直播都可以了 9823 09:55:20,666 --> 09:55:21,783 播到6点 9824 09:55:22,783 --> 09:55:24,133 你们觉得呢 9825 09:55:35,383 --> 09:55:36,583 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 9826 09:55:40,300 --> 09:55:41,100 SURE 9827 09:55:46,266 --> 09:55:47,066 HAHA 9828 09:55:48,733 --> 09:55:50,299 谢无力的粉丝灯牌 9829 09:55:54,016 --> 09:55:56,499 我觉得呢我觉应该可以把今天的 9830 09:55:56,816 --> 09:56:00,133 这这次的睡能量应该能补补足到 9831 09:56:00,466 --> 09:56:03,583 周一周一晚上去了周二吧感觉 9832 09:56:07,533 --> 09:56:09,783 不知不知道下周六感觉 9833 09:56:09,866 --> 09:56:11,133 能不知道下周六 9834 09:56:11,133 --> 09:56:12,216 你们觉得呢 9835 09:56:15,466 --> 09:56:16,266 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 9836 09:56:22,933 --> 09:56:25,183 下周下周六见晚安晚安 9837 09:56:25,983 --> 09:56:27,333 下周六见 9838 09:56:35,333 --> 09:56:36,133 HAHA 9839 09:56:45,583 --> 09:56:48,616 哎呀看情况吧如果大家 9840 09:56:48,733 --> 09:56:51,133 嗯非常非常的想我的话 9841 09:56:51,133 --> 09:56:53,383 也不是不可以来 9842 09:57:03,616 --> 09:57:04,416 cool 9843 09:57:10,066 --> 09:57:11,699 那我要睡觉了大家 9844 09:57:18,933 --> 09:57:22,016 如果大家非常想想我的程度已经是 9845 09:57:23,133 --> 09:57:26,299 呃要打10来个感叹号的话 9846 09:57:26,300 --> 09:57:27,616 也不是不可以来 9847 09:57:29,816 --> 09:57:31,183 早睡着了他 9848 09:57:34,933 --> 09:57:37,666 嗯那就晚安了大家 9849 09:57:38,816 --> 09:57:40,299 晚安 9850 09:57:45,466 --> 09:57:48,016 谢谢你能听到菲尔的幸福吗 9851 09:57:48,300 --> 09:57:49,933 谢谢你哦hmm 9852 09:57:57,416 --> 09:57:58,216 UGH 9853 09:58:00,783 --> 09:58:02,416 晚安晚安 9854 09:58:03,216 --> 09:58:04,933 还需要玩动态吗 9855 09:58:13,900 --> 09:58:14,500 同学们可 9856 09:58:14,500 --> 09:58:16,666 以在咱们的二创tag 9857 09:58:16,866 --> 09:58:20,416 啊不是二创tag里面叫做呃 9858 09:58:20,416 --> 09:58:25,066 旺旺碎碎饼里面进行微破今天的故事 9859 09:58:25,300 --> 09:58:26,100 哼excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 9860 09:58:31,700 --> 09:58:34,866 可以继续report啊可以继续report啊 9861 09:58:35,300 --> 09:58:36,583 可以继续report 9862 09:58:37,183 --> 09:58:40,066 不行我就要发我纪念一下 9863 09:58:40,616 --> 09:58:44,133 谢谢阴暗小天使的心和如梦谢谢你哦 9864 09:58:48,266 --> 09:58:49,666 啊哈哈 9865 09:58:51,100 --> 09:58:52,666 记住一下今天 9866 09:58:53,133 --> 09:58:55,466 这么播到现在 9867 09:58:58,016 --> 09:58:59,699 啊大家拜拜 9868 09:59:00,900 --> 09:59:02,133 拜拜爱 9869 09:59:08,133 --> 09:59:09,066 拜拜 9870 09:59:09,733 --> 09:59:13,016 拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜可以继续续写吗 9871 09:59:13,016 --> 09:59:14,983 可以啊你继续续写吗 9872 09:59:17,100 --> 09:59:21,583 饼干睡晚安晚安晚安晚安饼干睡晚安 9873 09:59:24,866 --> 09:59:25,666 excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket 9874 09:59:25,666 --> 09:59:29,533 拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜 9875 09:59:40,933 --> 09:59:41,733 oh