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可能会孤独

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我想你到底哪里活动

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once again La La

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La La La La

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tonight i'll let my ego

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tonight i'll feel more than you'll ever know tonight

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i'll let my ego

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嗯

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哎等一下

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哈喽哈喽大家晚上好

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你们是不是听不到BGM啊

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你们能听到BGM吗

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晚上好晚上好晚上好大家

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哎

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嗯嗯哒哒哒哒哒

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我看看啊

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这是为什么呢

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别急别急啊我看看

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没问题啊

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MIX1 啊我知道了

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啊抱歉刚才声音有点大

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啊能唱听到了吧

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哈喽哈喽大家晚上好

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啊今天一直在弄那个徽章去了

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不行不行不行

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声音有点小是吧

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等等等等

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现在呢

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奔腾不负的时代

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我到时候不敢回头

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没有没有不辛苦不辛苦

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烫下垃圾袋

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哎我在想一个事情

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等一下等一下我再问你们

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等我套好垃圾盒带

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那一段耀眼的火焰在燃烧着你和我

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那个孤下次过会就唱这个

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爱总带给我伤害

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那病态如常的生活

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因为你而火热

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哎我要说什么来着

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我在想那种呃发生的团子

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发生的团子

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我我如果我生日越做发生团子

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然后那个呃

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呃台词是死肥猪

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床单都给你睡黄了有人想要吗

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肯定是提多的

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因为不然的话那个呃成本会超出了

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哈哈哈

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他们一般都说什么啊

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嗯嗯哈哈哈哈哈

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啊那如果你们想想要的话

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你们想要说什么台词啊

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你们有了解过这种吗

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他他

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多来几个声音他他能录很多个声音吗

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他能录很多个声音吗

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就是一个团子里面

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他能录很多个声音吗是吗

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我还没有去问过厂家

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铭心的恋爱总带给我伤害

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那平淡如水的生活

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不行吗哎呦那可太可惜了吧

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前面就是随机播放的吗

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啊就是来个死肥猪床单都给你睡黄了

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再来个夸奖的但是我不知道怎么夸

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你们有什么想要的台词吗

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想不出什么温情一点的大家会喜欢的

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爽到的台词的烟火

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那一团耀

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眼的啊这个不是PUA呀这个是什么

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就是呃有的时候你

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你你想想你工作学习对吧

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然后你狠狠的摸鱼了

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然后然后这个时候你就想听一下

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想睡的觉到你就

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拍一下这个团子然后小碎就

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对你说死肥猪

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床单给你睡黄了然后这个时候你就

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我得好好努力啊

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啊尊重呃小碎的这个教导

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然后你有的时候啊觉得自己啊

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我好努力我好棒啊

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这个时候听听小碎的夸奖吧

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啊这个时候再拍一下团子

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就能得到夸奖不好吗

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有没有什么很想要的台词

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有没有有没有

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哈哈万一反了那就再摁一下啊

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实在不行吃点药吧

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你考虑一下

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这种可以定制一下吧说不定

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这种说不定可以定制一下

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就是每个人

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呃得到一句自己想要的台词之类的

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哈哈哈随机的4分钟啊那再问一下吗

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哈哈哈按一晚上就是4分钟

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哎我们这个就是

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调能能调成随机的比例就好了

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啊就是随机的充满了惊喜你知道吧

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充满了惊喜

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我马上珍惜

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就是啊你永远不知道下一颗

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巧克力是什么味道的

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懂不懂明不明白谢谢好事的情书啊

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结果被骂了一晚上子非洲吗

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那那那那只能说你那个什么嗯

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运运气不太好可能再多摁几下再试试

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切

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很好很好我觉得这个想法很好

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我今我今天是在那个在在想来着

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哎

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分大便我有夸奖好吗

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等下我在看这个呃给的徽章的这个图

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啊

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哈哈哈不是他给的这个图

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还正好是失业前辈的会这张图啊

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好巧

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我很想说话有点夸张了

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迎闪迎风那

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夸奖哎

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我想不出来出夸奖都是到时候大家

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再说吧

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想不出能怎么夸奖我

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我一夸奖你们

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你们就会说我是阴阳怪气因为

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我一夸奖大家就会说比如说我想要说

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平安岁太棒了

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大家又会说我是阴阳怪气

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做什么都是错的哈哈

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是不是嘛

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又在看啊又在说我在阴阳怪气

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真是的

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不知道要怎样夸了

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太难伺候了大家

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从现在开始练习夸奖

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哎我今天还在想那个

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呃人头卖到了之后搞一个那种

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温情就是温情直播

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大家说什么我都是全肯定

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全肯定饼干碎全肯定我是全肯定名啊

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那大家说什么我都

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啊都都是那种呃笑脸相迎

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我我想再这么想来着

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但是我总感觉

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到时候氛围又会变得很奇怪你知道吗

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说大家还是会说嗯嗯

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你你在憋笑你你你你你在阴阳怪气

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小岁是胖猪吗你才是胖猪

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时间还没到呢

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你现在就开始攻击起来了是吧

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很难很难

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啊主播就算就算那个那个什么

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人头麦到了我都不知道干嘛说实话

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现在不是钱肯定回啊

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要那个到时候到了再说

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到到了我再考虑一下好吧

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人头麦唱歌这有人想听吗

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and evil evil

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what the sign i need

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give me no power

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到时候那个什么看看

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再取取经

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没有买小零食吗别就我一个人吃啊

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嗯

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看看我自己刷的

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买了两袋薯片

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我开播前就吃完了你这就类似于什么

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类似于那买了个面包

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准备到明天早上早饭

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然后晚上就吃了

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好给我狠狠吃啊我们今天看食神

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可以吧

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可以吗

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叫我吃太多炸鸡了谁让你吃了

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啊好吧你吃了就吃了吧现在吃点吧

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哼

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可以吃饭OK

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等一下我还有想什么想说的来着

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也没啥

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反正就想了一下那个发生团子

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然后还想了一下

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那个什么如果要夸大家

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做点大家喜欢的要说什么

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哎想不出

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你们你们的那个

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你们提供的意见也太那个什么

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要不然就是m u a要不然就是什么

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呃妈妈在哦

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就想不出一点别的

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一些那种温情一点的吗

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哎不用问问钱吧就除了这两个之外的

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嗯都没有别的那个意见啊

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棒棒棒棒棒

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而且

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不对我说的很没有感情啊

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而且呢怎么说呢就是说嗯

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像那种发射团他有开关吗

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那是没有开关

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你不小心

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亲戚

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或者是哪个小朋友不小心碰到了

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怎么办啊

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不小心

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哎哥哥哥哥你桌子上的是什么我玩玩

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哎你碰他个

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嗯在哦等他马上告家长

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妈妈妈妈

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阿姨阿姨哥哥肚子上有个东西很奇怪

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你们快来看看

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啊好时钟啊我昨天我啊

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我昨天不小心关掉

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不是10分钟那小朋友哭的更厉害了

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拍一下10分钟再拍一下啊在哦

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好恐怖是你心的一代

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你们觉得那个徽章上面是

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不是有什么闪呢大家

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问一下我再问一下

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有没有呃

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没有没有包装

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有有有有有的

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那种比较常规的闪比较比较好

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但他有的

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他贵一点的闪的话就会比较贵

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那成本就不行了

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所以我说的是比较常规的小小小闪

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光模

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我在想要不然就是刮模就行了

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我想的是那个我想想

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三三三点五乘以12

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我想的是那个什么呃

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闪的话吗

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嗯

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我我得思考一下

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我我本来想的是那个什么

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你看现在正好是1月然后

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1月到12月集齐

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就我不是一共有24个表情包吗

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go每个月一个徽章的话

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那要两年才能集齐也太久了吧

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然后我想的就是呃

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1-12月全部都上了建的话

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就是你手上拿了12个徽章之后

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然后然后我剩我送你剩下的12个徽章

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懂吗但是如果送那个什么

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送12个闪徽章的话

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成本又有点多了稍微

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不行不行不能只有徽章的

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肯定还要有别的吧

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要不然那个什么

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怎么了

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那是不一定1224个都做完吗

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但是你不会觉得收集不齐有点难受吗

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哼

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我去拿一下那个烧烤你们快说一下

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我想的就是大家那个什么12个月呃

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呃12个月上线的话就是

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呃集齐了12个我送剩下的12个

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不是是不是有人想要闪徽章来着

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送12个太多继续送3个星图的闪会长

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就是再做3个

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再找那个老师画3个表情包吗

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我先去

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does

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so galland machino in la

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o

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man don't know

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so don't want me to lose i can't

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两年太久了两年太久了

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肯定就一年一年一年就已经很久了

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就

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那再说吧那再说吧

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反正第一个月是那个亲亲的

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上了12个月

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嗯那反正到时候补吗

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要是想要剩那个什么的话可以补吗

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but at night at night that she can die

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oh magic say to the saga a Luna night

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到时候就那个什么反正到时候送吗

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到时候再说吗

282
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啊不是到时候再说

283
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其实我想现在你决定的

284
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但是我现在你决定不了

285
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哎呀主播老那个什么了

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非常的那个什么

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呃就非常纠结

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就非常这个人非常非常非常纠结

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他这个是用户自己上传的

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我不知道能不能看

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正版

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能看吗但是他这都没有买正版

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等一下我太大了

294
00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:37,283
前面帮我躺过来了是吗你怎么知道

295
00:22:40,366 --> 00:22:43,599
哎好久没到这个质问环节了很怀念啊

296
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你怎么知道

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一次次一次的梦

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你看他们说的是吧啊

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00:23:07,566 --> 00:23:08,999
第一个是谁说的呢

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真的吗别人说什么你就信吗

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00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:27,399
OK差不多了吧

302
00:23:27,933 --> 00:23:28,883
我再往右一点

303
00:23:32,566 --> 00:23:34,533
其实我觉得不要这个会比较好啊

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但是我又怕有人问在看什么

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帮帮旺旺

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开始

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上字弹幕吗看弹幕吗不看

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等下音量我调调

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音量怎么样啊

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OK OK

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哈哈

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很好

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这么不香吗

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不过来不过来不准说话

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00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:18,683
哇画质不是很good

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00:25:22,050 --> 00:25:24,766
先生你额头有朝天骨眼里有灵光

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00:25:24,766 --> 00:25:25,649
你们看过这个吗

318
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,166
其实说实话我是没看过的

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00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,249
警告你了别动

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00:25:28,533 --> 00:25:30,683
虽然我泄露了天机灾劫难免

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00:25:30,683 --> 00:25:32,049
可这是我命中注定

322
00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:33,483
就算我要冒天大的危险

323
00:25:33,483 --> 00:25:35,083
我也要给你看个全相

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00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,800
先生先生先生先生

325
00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:40,600
哇画质真的不是很good

326
00:25:48,533 --> 00:25:49,849
人生有点小

327
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,333
碱水面没过过冷水

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所以面里面全是碱水味

329
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,766
鱼丸也没有鱼味

330
00:26:02,966 --> 00:26:04,249
但是你为了掩饰

331
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,600
特别加上了咖喱汁

332
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,966
想把它做的咖喱鱼丸

333
00:26:07,050 --> 00:26:08,533
但这么做太天真了

334
00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:10,366
因为你煮的时间不够好了吧

335
00:26:10,366 --> 00:26:11,933
咖喱的味道只在表面上

336
00:26:11,933 --> 00:26:13,199
完全没进到里面去

337
00:26:13,283 --> 00:26:15,249
放进汤里面又完全被冲淡了

338
00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:17,133
好好的一颗咖喱鱼丸

339
00:26:17,483 --> 00:26:19,999
让你做的是既没有鱼味又没有咖喱味

340
00:26:20,766 --> 00:26:21,566
失败

341
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,650
好了吧

342
00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:27,849
OK萝卜没挑过精太多失败

343
00:26:30,050 --> 00:26:32,333
猪皮煮的太烂没咬痛失败

344
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,200
猪血又烂兮兮的一夹就散

345
00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:37,450
啊等等等等等一下

346
00:26:38,566 --> 00:26:39,849
最讨厌就是大肠了

347
00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,933
里面根本没洗干净还有坨屎

348
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,966
你有没有搞错啊好了吗好了吗

349
00:26:43,966 --> 00:26:45,049
哎有坨屎

350
00:26:45,883 --> 00:26:47,999
哎有坨屎你看到了没有

351
00:26:48,533 --> 00:26:50,399
哎有坨屎

352
00:26:50,733 --> 00:26:52,083
拿纸去擦擦吧

353
00:26:52,533 --> 00:26:53,533
你还真幽默

354
00:26:53,650 --> 00:26:55,766
我是不是到处去炫炫你面里面有屎的

355
00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:57,050
那又怎么样啊

356
00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:59,400
既然是杂碎面吗有几块屎到底好没好

357
00:26:59,733 --> 00:27:01,933
23块5你给我啊

358
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,366
哎呀说了那么久

359
00:27:03,366 --> 00:27:05,649
你就干脆给我30块钱让我看医生好了

360
00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:09,333
嘿给个面子嘛怎么说我也是食神呢

361
00:27:10,450 --> 00:27:12,733
食神食神

362
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,483
没变化不可能吧

363
00:27:17,733 --> 00:27:18,799
你等我一下啊

364
00:27:18,966 --> 00:27:20,166
我再弄弄的

365
00:27:21,366 --> 00:27:23,449
我已经放到最大了呀可是

366
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,733
大家是不是耳屎该掏掏了

367
00:27:27,766 --> 00:27:28,883
啊我看看

368
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,650
都已经没有可调的了

369
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,400
超级大声了吧现在应该已经

370
00:27:32,683 --> 00:27:34,483
为什么会这样呢

371
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,483
可能他这个本来就比较小声

372
00:27:38,483 --> 00:27:39,883
你看我都拉到满格了

373
00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:44,049
仙人转世神仙下凡我终于等到你了

374
00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:46,333
我神仙这地区是鼎鼎有名的

375
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,883
用得着你说吧臭婆娘

376
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,450
没事之后人头卖给大家掏耳屎啊

377
00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:51,799
别难过好吗

378
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,399
臭男人臭男人

379
00:27:54,450 --> 00:27:55,000
臭男人

380
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,050
臭男人臭男人臭男人臭男人臭

381
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:57,883
男人臭男人

382
00:27:58,733 --> 00:28:01,533
全港至尊名厨大赛现在开始

383
00:28:04,533 --> 00:28:06,449
我的声音比电影大好多哒哒哒

384
00:28:15,566 --> 00:28:17,366
现在应该好了吧我的声音

385
00:28:42,283 --> 00:28:45,333
有请我们今晚的评判来试试

386
00:28:50,766 --> 00:28:52,483
真的很小声吗

387
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:55,199
没有啊我没有挂到

388
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,450
不可能挂到视频鬼上去的

389
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,050
食神首先品尝的就是

390
00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:01,650
大龙凤酒楼的总厨

391
00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:03,850
戴龙师傅的皇帝炒饭

392
00:29:07,683 --> 00:29:09,049
好我吃饭了好

393
00:29:09,683 --> 00:29:12,733
居然能够把米放在基围虾里面学一下

394
00:29:12,966 --> 00:29:15,133
再用整只鸡饼包鱼榨汁

395
00:29:15,733 --> 00:29:17,533
加上极品官宴来炒

396
00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:21,733
表面上看起来呢是平凡无奇的炒饭

397
00:29:21,733 --> 00:29:23,333
其实是精雕细琢

398
00:29:23,683 --> 00:29:26,966
高深莫测我觉得我做的炒饭也很好吃

399
00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:33,333
可惜水分太多哈哈哈

400
00:29:33,733 --> 00:29:35,283
饭粒太软影响口感

401
00:29:35,283 --> 00:29:38,083
没想到你连炒饭最基本的尝试都不懂

402
00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:42,966
要用隔夜饭我吃烧烤奶茶你问啊

403
00:29:44,883 --> 00:29:45,199
接着

404
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:45,733
要品尝的

405
00:29:45,733 --> 00:29:47,966
就是锦江饭店大厨刘三师傅的锦绣

406
00:29:47,966 --> 00:29:48,766
多味鱼

407
00:29:50,850 --> 00:29:53,333
我没有没有可能是我的要求比较低吧

408
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,966
头青斑背三刀男利鱼身

409
00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:59,683
鹰钩尾来重新拼成一条鱼

410
00:29:59,683 --> 00:30:01,399
还要一边蒸一边炸

411
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,083
每一种鱼还有两种吃法

412
00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:04,933
一共有10种不同的味道

413
00:30:05,683 --> 00:30:06,799
这条鱼就是哼

414
00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:11,999
哼我觉得我做的蛋炒饭超过70%的人

415
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,850
全世界林芬

416
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,333
回家好好反省反省

417
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,766
你就是多了块鱼

418
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,333
不是多了块鱼那少放我不放辣的好吗

419
00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:22,966
你根本就是多余啊你

420
00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:25,483
马上要品尝的

421
00:30:25,483 --> 00:30:27,333
就是御膳坊陈东师傅的素菜

422
00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:28,366
金缕佛衣

423
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,766
咦这道素菜的材料变化丰富

424
00:30:30,766 --> 00:30:31,533
刀工精细

425
00:30:31,533 --> 00:30:32,449
造型突出

426
00:30:32,683 --> 00:30:35,599
连最难雕的豆腐都让你雕的十分精细

427
00:30:35,683 --> 00:30:36,483
雕了多久啊

428
00:30:36,483 --> 00:30:37,449
雕了一整天

429
00:30:37,483 --> 00:30:40,933
炒饭啊饭要用昨天晚上的饭都臭了哼

430
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,483
你们知道这个这个事情吗

431
00:30:43,566 --> 00:30:45,283
但是其实应该大家都知道

432
00:30:45,283 --> 00:30:45,883
这个菜

433
00:30:45,883 --> 00:30:48,849
主要是要显示我快刀手的雕工嘛

434
00:30:48,933 --> 00:30:51,249
麻烦你伸出你的左手

435
00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:54,649
突出你的中指好吧哼

436
00:30:56,050 --> 00:30:58,600
快刀手我看是专切手

437
00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:00,133
离婚哼

438
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:01,399
好吧哼

439
00:31:01,483 --> 00:31:03,883
现在只剩下五洋酒家大厨杨震天这套

440
00:31:03,883 --> 00:31:04,883
乾坤烧鹅了

441
00:31:04,883 --> 00:31:06,883
看来本季冠军非他莫属了

442
00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:11,050
哼

443
00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:14,133
我想吃烧鹅

444
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,933
0分收工等等

445
00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:23,799
然是乾坤烧鹅

446
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,600
当然是

447
00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:26,966
啊那怎么分批很多啊

448
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:32,999
哈哈哈哈其实只吃里面的荷花卷

449
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,650
这个荷花卷不仅吸收了受过的香味

450
00:31:35,650 --> 00:31:36,733
而且保温

451
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,766
这个时候吃刚刚好

452
00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:40,049
我觉得叉烧不是很好吃

453
00:31:40,050 --> 00:31:42,133
一个细节我都考虑到了

454
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,683
是臣我想你没话可说了吧

455
00:31:45,683 --> 00:31:47,449
也不知道是不是我去的那家店的叉烧

456
00:31:47,450 --> 00:31:50,133
包这个世尊名厨终于诞生了谁呢

457
00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:54,000
还是0分啊

458
00:31:56,283 --> 00:31:58,133
喂不可能的吧

459
00:31:58,133 --> 00:31:58,933
为什么

460
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,533
因为太丑了

461
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,450
不可能的

462
00:32:02,450 --> 00:32:04,166
我的荷花镜是百中挑一的

463
00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:06,849
无论身材相貌都是一等一的

464
00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:08,649
我指的不是荷花雀

465
00:32:08,766 --> 00:32:11,283
我指的是阁下说我丑

466
00:32:12,366 --> 00:32:13,566
嗯嗯

467
00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:18,166
喂我丑不丑关你什么事啊有事

468
00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:20,366
试问见到阁下尊容

469
00:32:20,366 --> 00:32:21,999
谁还有胃口来吃东西呢

470
00:32:22,366 --> 00:32:24,166
所以我连看都不敢看你

471
00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:26,599
难道宠物也有罪啊

472
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,400
有罪作为一个厨师

473
00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:32,333
当然应该考虑到顾客最细微的心理

474
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,049
就好比演三级片的女明星

475
00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:36,050
都要去荣辱来取悦观众

476
00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:37,850
你还有点潜力

477
00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:39,566
不过先整个容再说

478
00:32:41,766 --> 00:32:43,599
哎麻烦你把这手拿开

479
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:46,050
啊

480
00:32:47,850 --> 00:32:50,166
想不到师生对菜的要求是这么严格

481
00:32:51,683 --> 00:32:53,399
究竟要怎么样才能烧出一个无懈

482
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,450
可击的菜呢

483
00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:58,283
其实厨艺之道最重要的就是一个字

484
00:33:16,883 --> 00:33:17,799
科幻片

485
00:33:35,050 --> 00:33:36,766
这道彩虹鲜花拔丝

486
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,133
是我送给大家的甜品啊

487
00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:40,333
是个心字

488
00:33:40,733 --> 00:33:43,249
没错你们同意这句话吗

489
00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:45,133
才能做出最好的菜

490
00:33:45,850 --> 00:33:48,050
就是老是看到这种什么呃呃

491
00:33:48,050 --> 00:33:50,566
做的菜能包含做菜者的心意

492
00:33:50,566 --> 00:33:52,649
我觉得没有办法包含呐

493
00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:55,283
就是包含的调味料的心意啊

494
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,649
太好吃啦

495
00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:14,599
他高傲但是宅心仁厚

496
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,850
他谦虚但是受万人敬仰

497
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:22,283
他可以把神赐给人类的火

498
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,400
运用的出神入化

499
00:34:24,850 --> 00:34:28,283
可以烧出堪称火之艺术的超级菜式

500
00:34:29,050 --> 00:34:31,166
他究竟是神奇的化身

501
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,850
还是地狱的使者

502
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,166
没人知道

503
00:34:36,733 --> 00:34:38,133
但是可以肯定

504
00:34:38,683 --> 00:34:40,933
每一个人都给他一个称号

505
00:34:41,850 --> 00:34:43,600
食神

506
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,999
啊我今天点的五花肉也太肥了吧

507
00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,133
化身不就好了吗

508
00:34:48,133 --> 00:34:50,449
你干嘛说我是什么地狱的使者

509
00:34:50,683 --> 00:34:52,483
地狱关我什么鸟事啊

510
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,733
我想给你加点神秘感吗你想

511
00:34:55,733 --> 00:34:57,483
那什么时候轮得到我想

512
00:34:57,850 --> 00:35:00,083
神秘感我神经老母

513
00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:01,533
画面一黑

514
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,566
spot一打下来

515
00:35:02,566 --> 00:35:04,566
就把你这个王八蛋打的跟鬼一样了

516
00:35:04,566 --> 00:35:06,249
这个样子你还嫌不够神秘感

517
00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:08,083
我现在不是拍恐怖片啊大哥

518
00:35:08,450 --> 00:35:09,050
导演

519
00:35:09,050 --> 00:35:11,283
安排你找人去把这个导演给我干掉

520
00:35:11,733 --> 00:35:13,849
然后再找个人把你也给我干掉

521
00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:15,966
就是有这种废物导演

522
00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:17,883
再加上你这个废物司仪

523
00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:19,249
你们两个刚好配合起来

524
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,600
这不是纯香整我吗

525
00:35:20,733 --> 00:35:22,283
你到底是不是要耍我啊

526
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,250
对不起我保证下次再也不会这样了

527
00:35:25,450 --> 00:35:26,850
你真是废物

528
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,366
记住啊你是个废物

529
00:35:29,366 --> 00:35:31,399
不准你右走的你给我滚出去

530
00:35:35,683 --> 00:35:38,333
各位师傅辛苦了

531
00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:47,933
刘师傅谢谢谢谢啊

532
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,250
多几块鱼再多几块鱼啊

533
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,000
多鱼吗哈哈

534
00:35:53,533 --> 00:35:55,883
需要帮忙的哎一定一定没问题的

535
00:35:56,283 --> 00:35:58,366
有没有谢谢你给的大红包啊

536
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,650
你知道收了我的红包

537
00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:01,649
你知道我会给你钱是吧

538
00:36:01,966 --> 00:36:03,966
那你还叫的像杀猪的一样

539
00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:06,250
我已经很认真的大声说了

540
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,600
大声叫不一定就是好啊杨师傅

541
00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:11,766
尤其像你最后那一句太好吃了

542
00:36:11,766 --> 00:36:13,766
那句叫的有多硬多假

543
00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,999
谁听了都知道你在演戏

544
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,450
你到底有没有职业道德

545
00:36:17,450 --> 00:36:19,600
我当时吃着你做的水晶胶和双氧水

546
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,166
当然是水晶胶和双氧水了

547
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,566
事情不就告诉过你了吗

548
00:36:22,566 --> 00:36:24,249
你早就知道这件事情了

549
00:36:24,733 --> 00:36:26,449
的确很难忍当然难忍了

550
00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:28,050
就是因为难忍才叫你忍吗

551
00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:29,449
你还敢跟我顶嘴

552
00:36:29,766 --> 00:36:31,133
你以为你真有本事啊

553
00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,683
有本事就是你站在这边训我

554
00:36:32,683 --> 00:36:34,083
而不是我站在这边训你了

555
00:36:34,083 --> 00:36:35,333
你真是蠢到家了

556
00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:36,849
要是换了我2年级的脾气

557
00:36:36,850 --> 00:36:38,933
我一脚就把你踹到下面马路上去

558
00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:41,566
再把你挂到皇后像广场上编尸啊

559
00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:42,483
你这个蠢货

560
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,766
马上给我含着烟头站在墙角上去喊

561
00:36:45,766 --> 00:36:46,533
太好吃了

562
00:36:46,533 --> 00:36:47,799
含到我满意为止

563
00:36:49,283 --> 00:36:50,599
好真实IMO了

564
00:36:50,683 --> 00:36:52,533
好好好谢谢啊谢谢啊

565
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,483
你们说一毛还是一毛啊

566
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:08,999
是吗我说一毛因为感觉是一毛钱呢

567
00:37:09,683 --> 00:37:10,483
是一毛

568
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,250
好像也有人说一毛

569
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,400
make it

570
00:37:18,766 --> 00:37:21,366
现在市场上流行的方便面有53种

571
00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:23,049
一年的营业额有13亿

572
00:37:23,050 --> 00:37:25,133
方便碗面占其中的33%

573
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,333
哈哈哈包装不错

574
00:37:27,733 --> 00:37:30,333
是我侄子哈喽樱花妹他很崇拜你啊

575
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,566
m教师的问哥m什么樱花

576
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,283
樱花地

577
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:37,649
美国哈哈哈大学

578
00:37:37,766 --> 00:37:42,849
美国哈佛大学啊哈哈哈哈哈哈还有啊

579
00:37:42,850 --> 00:37:44,333
英国剑桥大学

580
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,083
英国

581
00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:49,966
剑剑剑桥大学哈哈哈哈双硕士学位

582
00:37:50,650 --> 00:37:55,250
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

583
00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:56,966
我先讲讲这个产品的设计

584
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,283
你干什么

585
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:00,566
你走过来干什么

586
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,333
要讲你就站那边讲这是你站的地方吗

587
00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:06,800
你哪里人啊

588
00:38:07,050 --> 00:38:09,883
潮州兔利亚姆你懂不懂规矩啊

589
00:38:09,966 --> 00:38:13,399
还双硕士学位我看你是吃屎学位吧

590
00:38:13,683 --> 00:38:14,999
你走过去干什么

591
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,200
人家叫你吃屎啊听到没有

592
00:38:17,283 --> 00:38:19,599
哎算了不要吓到他

593
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,850
该这样吧这侄子我不教训谁来教训的

594
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,166
你镇定一点啊手不要发抖啊

595
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,533
来乖

596
00:38:26,733 --> 00:38:31,399
来噜噜噜噜噜噜笑一个笑一个来哎

597
00:38:33,733 --> 00:38:37,133
哎你这碗面里面的鱼丸好像差了点

598
00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:40,399
松垮垮没什么弹性啊

599
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,566
这是吃的要弹力干什么打乒乓球啊

600
00:38:43,650 --> 00:38:45,083
哈哈哈哈

601
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:49,533
谁说不可以打乒乓球呢

602
00:38:49,933 --> 00:38:52,533
最后还蛮有力的嗯

603
00:38:52,683 --> 00:38:54,766
俺喝酒啦坏蛋

604
00:38:55,883 --> 00:38:57,533
坏蛋

605
00:38:57,883 --> 00:39:00,733
哎这件事你要有兴趣啊随时找我

606
00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:05,083
赴汤蹈火上刀山下油锅好兄弟

607
00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:05,849
真是好兄弟啊

608
00:39:05,850 --> 00:39:09,400
罩着我大哥靠你了大哥喝交杯来

609
00:39:13,966 --> 00:39:14,849
我哪里夸啊

610
00:39:14,850 --> 00:39:17,050
我看到这种我都不敢说话的

611
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,600
什么时候这么对坐大家

612
00:39:24,366 --> 00:39:27,449
好害怕被团队好凶啊

613
00:39:31,850 --> 00:39:34,850
有批牛肉很便宜有兴趣就打这个

614
00:39:35,483 --> 00:39:37,083
便宜的鲍鱼你怎么不给我

615
00:39:38,933 --> 00:39:41,566
哎哎老脚老脚好细的腿啊

616
00:39:41,566 --> 00:39:42,366
对不起对不起

617
00:39:42,650 --> 00:39:43,733
耽误大家一会哈

618
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,800
耽误大家一会

619
00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:46,600
我叫唐牛

620
00:39:46,683 --> 00:39:49,366
是中国厨艺训练学院第105届的毕业生

621
00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:50,799
我说的菜很好吃啊

622
00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:52,850
对啊烧菜烧的好

623
00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:55,400
要饭要到老哎你拿起来这个傻蛋吧

624
00:39:55,566 --> 00:39:56,683
大哥我不认识他

625
00:39:56,733 --> 00:39:57,849
这不是你的人吗

626
00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,133
呃肥妞你哪个部门的

627
00:40:00,133 --> 00:40:02,249
我没有部门自个来的啊

628
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,766
嘿嘿师生我真的很仰慕你

629
00:40:05,766 --> 00:40:08,166
所以来看看你可不可以给我个机会

630
00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:10,333
要不然你让我干什么都行啊

631
00:40:10,766 --> 00:40:12,799
我靠你个老母啊

632
00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:15,599
干嘛抓他呀我让你抓他的吗

633
00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:18,966
你真的很想跟我

634
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:21,366
是啊你让我干什么都行啊

635
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:27,450
你马上到电梯口拉泡屎给我看看

636
00:40:32,966 --> 00:40:33,766
yeah

637
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:35,766
啊

638
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,000
啊

639
00:40:41,566 --> 00:40:42,733
吃饭呢

640
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,883
好了嗯

641
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,200
这胖子真不错

642
00:40:49,683 --> 00:40:51,883
明天早上9点钟到泗水一楼打Amy

643
00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:53,766
啊

644
00:40:53,766 --> 00:40:56,683
我还以为那玩意要让他吃掉呢是吧

645
00:40:56,683 --> 00:40:57,766
不喜欢呢

646
00:40:58,250 --> 00:40:59,800
喜欢干就干

647
00:40:59,850 --> 00:41:03,966
那这就是权利了哈哈哈谢谢

648
00:41:04,850 --> 00:41:07,050
谢谢非常感谢

649
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,533
我没有口可能中文字说

650
00:41:13,883 --> 00:41:16,366
哈呀哈哈哈哈

651
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,600
我是说他这个那么那个

652
00:41:22,566 --> 00:41:24,733
你要屁说不定你还会这样啊

653
00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,000
对啊对啊

654
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,250
难道我跟着他很狠吗

655
00:41:57,766 --> 00:41:58,999
肚子饿不饿啊

656
00:41:59,050 --> 00:41:59,933
哦

657
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,083
坐下来吃点东西啊

658
00:42:04,850 --> 00:42:06,933
嗯怎么会这样啊

659
00:42:07,966 --> 00:42:11,533
其实我这个人并不坏我很有同情心的

660
00:42:11,533 --> 00:42:14,566
只是你们对我不了解快点吃哦

661
00:42:16,050 --> 00:42:16,850
嗯

662
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,566
啊到底怎么回事啊

663
00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:26,449
当着你的面已经跟你说的很清楚了

664
00:42:26,450 --> 00:42:28,200
说你们根本不了解我

665
00:42:28,483 --> 00:42:29,399
快点吃啊

666
00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:30,966
啊

667
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,650
一次就够了还要再来啊哇

668
00:42:34,733 --> 00:42:36,483
这样就让你猜到我要再来一次

669
00:42:36,483 --> 00:42:37,766
那我还有什么面子啊

670
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,050
那就不得了啊

671
00:42:39,683 --> 00:42:42,333
啊是啊我真是太傻了

672
00:42:44,283 --> 00:42:46,483
哈哈哈哈哈

673
00:42:47,533 --> 00:42:51,249
哈我真是猜不透你啊

674
00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,650
面对面跟你说了好几次了

675
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,400
让你们这些笨蛋猜到

676
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,400
那我就不是食神了

677
00:42:57,966 --> 00:42:59,199
食神好棒

678
00:43:00,683 --> 00:43:01,733
当然了

679
00:43:09,483 --> 00:43:11,849
坛子要多窄有多窄凳子要多小有多小

680
00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:13,083
顾客要舒服就不让他舒服

681
00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:14,599
吃完了抬着屁股他就会走

682
00:43:14,683 --> 00:43:16,999
吸管要多粗有多粗冰块要多大有多大

683
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,733
一杯喝完了他会再喝第二杯

684
00:43:18,733 --> 00:43:19,599
你是不是新来的

685
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,050
这还要我教你别光傻子站着听

686
00:43:22,050 --> 00:43:23,000
快去干事啊

687
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,800
秋天可以剪彩了好

688
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:27,566
嗯准备好了没有准备好了没有哎

689
00:43:27,683 --> 00:43:29,249
预备好哈

690
00:43:29,966 --> 00:43:31,133
哈哈哈

691
00:43:33,483 --> 00:43:34,133
没有没有

692
00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:35,999
有的时候吃辣的然后

693
00:43:36,050 --> 00:43:37,450
鼻子突然会痒痒的

694
00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:38,283
然后打喷嚏

695
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:39,283
你们会吗

696
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,283
真够兄弟够够朋友啊

697
00:43:41,283 --> 00:43:42,599
哎呦坏周先生

698
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,366
哎周先生

699
00:43:43,366 --> 00:43:46,599
为什么我没感冒打完喷嚏也也这么

700
00:43:46,766 --> 00:43:47,599
重的鼻音啊

701
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,600
大家你们也是这样吗

702
00:43:49,966 --> 00:43:51,083
好奇怪啊

703
00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:53,366
不是济南真是你的分子啊

704
00:43:53,766 --> 00:43:56,766
女学生斯斯文文的等你很久了啊

705
00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:01,366
你好怎么那么巧

706
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,766
哇你好怎么那么巧

707
00:44:05,366 --> 00:44:07,249
怎么那么巧你好啊哈

708
00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:09,366
哈哈

709
00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:13,199
没有吧我没有鼻炎吧

710
00:44:21,133 --> 00:44:22,199
好细的腿啊

711
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,400
遥遥共他见一面

712
00:44:28,050 --> 00:44:30,400
那份快乐太新鲜

713
00:44:31,450 --> 00:44:34,000
这什么歌来着我一夜失眠

714
00:44:35,966 --> 00:44:38,049
燕子心里燃

715
00:44:39,683 --> 00:44:42,449
默默望着她的一吻

716
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,283
让我再做亲

717
00:44:49,366 --> 00:44:51,283
妈妈望着笑

718
00:44:51,533 --> 00:44:54,449
默默望着那目光啊

719
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,683
是他家之前让我

720
00:44:55,683 --> 00:44:57,399
让我让我让我听的那个吗

721
00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:01,333
啊好吧我知道可以了可以了

722
00:45:13,283 --> 00:45:15,533
不能这么想玩那等我待会再看看

723
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,249
没有好了各位

724
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:22,250
为了庆祝我们第50天分店开张

725
00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:24,366
我们特别推出了一个新的套餐

726
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:25,933
时辰写好了

727
00:45:25,933 --> 00:45:27,283
可以请灶君进厨房了

728
00:45:27,283 --> 00:45:29,249
现在呢我趁还有一点点时间

729
00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:30,450
想给大家特别介绍

730
00:45:30,450 --> 00:45:32,050
一下唐朝新推出的

731
00:45:32,133 --> 00:45:36,083
刻骨铭心初恋金鹰情侣套餐

732
00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:37,933
孔子跟耶稣都说过

733
00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,883
初恋无限美

734
00:45:39,933 --> 00:45:41,533
所以我特别选这个题材

735
00:45:41,533 --> 00:45:43,166
再加上高贵的材料

736
00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:45,483
每份套餐只卖99块9

737
00:45:46,366 --> 00:45:48,649
初恋你们还记得你们的初恋吗

738
00:45:48,766 --> 00:45:49,799
到底什么叫初恋

739
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,733
暗恋的人吗

740
00:45:50,733 --> 00:45:51,883
只要积满5个印花

741
00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:53,599
再加99块9毛9

742
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,566
就可以换到刻骨铭心的骨头项链坠子

743
00:45:56,566 --> 00:45:58,733
这个坠子因为经过我实诚的开光

744
00:45:58,733 --> 00:46:00,483
所以对于年轻人谈恋爱

745
00:46:00,483 --> 00:46:02,199
有妙不可言的功效

746
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,650
加上印度神油一起用

747
00:46:03,650 --> 00:46:08,683
更是如虎添翼啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

748
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:12,166
现在请食神示范套餐的炮制过程哎

749
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,566
献丑是免不了的

750
00:46:13,566 --> 00:46:14,566
要是做的不好呢

751
00:46:14,566 --> 00:46:15,683
请大家不要见笑哎

752
00:46:15,683 --> 00:46:18,199
你要做不好还抽什么食神呢啊

753
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,600
抽奖那个不算

754
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,400
那怎么能算啊那我手都没牵过

755
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:27,533
那都不是真的喜欢你

756
00:46:27,533 --> 00:46:29,483
有没有听我认真说那个

757
00:46:29,683 --> 00:46:31,083
那个故事啊

758
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,650
啊就是朱红啊哎

759
00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:36,766
是浓情化不开的朱红哈哈哈怎么了

760
00:46:36,766 --> 00:46:37,766
见到同类的血

761
00:46:37,766 --> 00:46:39,249
你心里有点不舒服是不是

762
00:46:39,250 --> 00:46:43,000
哈哈哈哈哈哈

763
00:46:43,733 --> 00:46:44,533
哈

764
00:46:44,650 --> 00:46:47,966
然后我把他们的皮炸成金黄色猪皮

765
00:46:47,966 --> 00:46:50,649
哎是情比金坚的炸猪皮

766
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,050
猪皮就是猪皮

767
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,533
完了他要落魄了

768
00:46:57,533 --> 00:46:59,683
再将一生只恋爱过一次的

769
00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:01,166
巴黎九桂鱼的鱼肉

770
00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:02,166
打成鱼丸

771
00:47:02,283 --> 00:47:04,683
再放在印度的感情咖喱上面

772
00:47:04,966 --> 00:47:05,999
咖喱鱼丸

773
00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:08,966
猪红猪皮鱼丸

774
00:47:09,050 --> 00:47:10,200
那还有没有萝卜

775
00:47:10,733 --> 00:47:12,766
嗨你多什么嘴啊

776
00:47:12,766 --> 00:47:14,966
这里用不着你你给我出去找客人

777
00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:17,050
哈哈说起来

778
00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:17,400
当然

779
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,333
少不了代表天长地久的韩国野生萝卜

780
00:47:20,333 --> 00:47:23,483
再加上一条荡气回肠的猪大肠

781
00:47:23,650 --> 00:47:26,200
在铺在恩爱缠绵的面条上面

782
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,250
就是一家团聚

783
00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:29,333
成为一碗街边的杂碎面哎

784
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,250
这碗面卖99块9毛9过不过分

785
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,683
哎哎哎不过

786
00:47:34,883 --> 00:47:36,283
一碗杂碎面能够做的这么好吃

787
00:47:36,283 --> 00:47:36,883
也不容易

788
00:47:36,883 --> 00:47:39,799
因为越简单的东西越难做的好吃啊

789
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,883
可以了那你意义就在这里好

790
00:47:42,883 --> 00:47:44,483
我就尝尝你做的杂碎面

791
00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:49,083
咖喱鱼丸没鱼味又没咖喱味

792
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:49,883
失败

793
00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:52,166
猪皮煮的太烂没嚼头

794
00:47:52,166 --> 00:47:52,966
失败

795
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,250
朱红松扑扑的一家就散

796
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:56,050
失败

797
00:47:56,733 --> 00:47:58,966
罗布没挑过金太多失败

798
00:48:00,650 --> 00:48:03,083
最离谱的就是大昌完全没有洗干净

799
00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:03,933
还有一块屎

800
00:48:03,966 --> 00:48:05,366
你有没有搞错啊你

801
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,600
一样的台词是吧

802
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,766
到底我是狮子还是你是狮子的

803
00:48:09,883 --> 00:48:10,999
给我下台去吧

804
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,566
你这么做生意有没有良心啊

805
00:48:13,650 --> 00:48:15,683
保安保安

806
00:48:16,733 --> 00:48:17,683
保安

807
00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:23,533
这种骨头啊

808
00:48:23,533 --> 00:48:25,249
每天晚上我们就要从垃圾桶里面捡回

809
00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:26,933
多少你敢用它来卖钱

810
00:48:26,933 --> 00:48:29,449
你这么骗顾客我实在看不过去了

811
00:48:29,566 --> 00:48:31,366
我再也不会帮你做这种事了

812
00:48:31,366 --> 00:48:32,649
你算什么食神呐

813
00:48:32,683 --> 00:48:34,249
你赌不赌烧菜啊

814
00:48:34,450 --> 00:48:35,766
你会不会拿铲子啊

815
00:48:35,850 --> 00:48:37,050
你会不会拿刀啊

816
00:48:37,733 --> 00:48:38,533
哎

817
00:48:38,850 --> 00:48:41,533
人家问你的问题回答完了再走什么

818
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,800
啊

819
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,166
你有种

820
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,883
你根本不配叫食神

821
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,083
我不会跟你一般见识

822
00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:51,249
你省省力气吧

823
00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:53,733
你连在街边卖砸对面的不够资格

824
00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:55,766
对不起你已经不是本集团的人

825
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,000
你再在这无理取闹我就叫警察

826
00:48:58,050 --> 00:49:00,883
你没有资格在我面前说话我才是食神

827
00:49:01,050 --> 00:49:02,933
你就连给我提血你都不这么快

828
00:49:03,050 --> 00:49:05,966
小小胖才是才才是

829
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:07,850
我不怕你来呀来呀

830
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,283
才是主角一样

831
00:49:10,966 --> 00:49:12,566
别吓唬我没用的

832
00:49:12,566 --> 00:49:14,049
一个人在这捣乱不准拍

833
00:49:14,883 --> 00:49:17,049
有种你就拿起刀证明给大家看

834
00:49:17,050 --> 00:49:17,766
你会做菜

835
00:49:17,766 --> 00:49:19,649
笨蛋我不会

836
00:49:26,333 --> 00:49:28,333
哎呦身为一个厨师

837
00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:30,483
你连拿刀的力量都没有

838
00:49:41,566 --> 00:49:42,733
让我藏牛奶

839
00:49:42,733 --> 00:49:45,449
教你怎么样做一碗好的杂碎面

840
00:50:05,766 --> 00:50:08,533
但是这个剧情他不会是那个什么

841
00:50:10,683 --> 00:50:14,166
这是不会是那个什么勇勇者变那个

842
00:50:14,283 --> 00:50:16,083
恶龙的这种剧情吧

843
00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:19,283
打败了资本然后自己成为了资本

844
00:50:19,283 --> 00:50:20,449
不会是这种吧

845
00:50:20,483 --> 00:50:23,283
小胖到是不是也变坏了到时候

846
00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:38,133
我美

847
00:50:38,333 --> 00:50:41,933
姬花对面也要花心思的以自己之约心

848
00:50:42,133 --> 00:50:43,766
我才是真正的食神

849
00:50:45,883 --> 00:50:47,333
我真的看不透你啊

850
00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:48,999
我美极我美极我美极

851
00:50:49,450 --> 00:50:52,283
我是中国厨艺训练学院第105届毕业生

852
00:50:52,283 --> 00:50:54,199
我烧的菜很好吃很好吃

853
00:50:55,566 --> 00:50:57,683
烧菜烧的好要饭要到老要到老

854
00:50:57,683 --> 00:50:58,766
你很好放啊

855
00:50:59,766 --> 00:51:00,566
呀

856
00:51:01,133 --> 00:51:02,933
这是真正的实情

857
00:51:14,083 --> 00:51:14,766
周先生

858
00:51:14,766 --> 00:51:17,083
有五十几个客人在你的餐厅吃了牛扒

859
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:18,333
之后感到不适

860
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,600
我们怀疑你用了英国走私牛肉

861
00:51:20,883 --> 00:51:22,933
现在请你立刻跟我回去协助调查

862
00:51:22,933 --> 00:51:25,733
喂有批牛肉很便宜你要就打这个

863
00:51:27,050 --> 00:51:28,533
没事啊吉拉

864
00:51:55,766 --> 00:51:56,933
嘿嘿嘿嘿

865
00:52:00,966 --> 00:52:03,533
嗯竟然是他给小胖点烟

866
00:52:03,533 --> 00:52:05,533
小胖混的比他还好了

867
00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:28,966
才子要多窄有多窄吸管要多粗有多粗

868
00:52:28,966 --> 00:52:30,333
冰块要多大放多大

869
00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:31,849
薯条炸的要多老有多老

870
00:52:31,850 --> 00:52:33,683
让小朋友吃了要多渴有多渴

871
00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:34,799
这些事你应该知道

872
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:35,800
不用我多说了

873
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:39,450
这样做对小朋友的健康好像不太好吧

874
00:52:40,166 --> 00:52:41,933
师傅本周以前除了训你之外

875
00:52:41,933 --> 00:52:43,166
有没有打过你啊

876
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,483
岂有此理

877
00:52:46,133 --> 00:52:47,283
这是小胖吗

878
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,250
气死我了

879
00:52:54,250 --> 00:52:55,966
那不是跟我说一样吗

880
00:52:56,050 --> 00:52:58,250
哈哈我可是好人呐

881
00:52:58,366 --> 00:53:00,799
哈哈哈把他抬走

882
00:53:02,566 --> 00:53:04,249
哈哈哈

883
00:53:07,850 --> 00:53:08,883
我再看看

884
00:53:11,650 --> 00:53:21,883
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

885
00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:25,366
哈我都学不会这种哈哈哈哈哈哈

886
00:53:25,766 --> 00:53:26,566
像不像

887
00:53:37,933 --> 00:53:39,999
萝卜没挑过精太多失败

888
00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:44,566
猪皮煮的太烂了没有失败哈

889
00:53:45,766 --> 00:53:47,883
哈哈中邪烂兮兮的一甲

890
00:53:47,883 --> 00:53:49,333
哈哈哈失败中的失败

891
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,883
最后几个音有点绷不住哈哈哈

892
00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:55,566
笑到一半就没气了

893
00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:57,133
他们怎么能笑那么长的

894
00:53:58,283 --> 00:53:59,733
哈哈哈

895
00:54:00,483 --> 00:54:01,999
撑到最后没气了

896
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,966
你就给我30块钱让我看医生好了

897
00:54:03,966 --> 00:54:04,766
切

898
00:54:04,933 --> 00:54:07,533
那我再练习一下都说我也是食神呢

899
00:54:07,650 --> 00:54:10,333
食神食神食神

900
00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:13,483
啊

901
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,000
哎不开玩笑是真的

902
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,450
哎帮个忙吧

903
00:54:22,450 --> 00:54:23,533
大家都是好兄弟

904
00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:25,133
你就随便给个几块钱吧

905
00:54:25,333 --> 00:54:26,133
哎

906
00:54:26,166 --> 00:54:29,366
就算是封我的口可以吗哈哈哈哈哈

907
00:54:30,133 --> 00:54:31,599
没气了没气了

908
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,650
我在吃西口吃

909
00:54:37,650 --> 00:54:39,933
不能妨碍做生意嘛好啦

910
00:54:40,533 --> 00:54:42,799
你他妈找揍哈哈哈怎么样

911
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,400
不行不行

912
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,050
没事没事没事没事没事

913
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,800
哎呀我看我真的该看医生了

914
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,733
你就随便给我一个找麻烦是吧

915
00:54:58,733 --> 00:55:00,133
哎没没没老大

916
00:55:00,483 --> 00:55:01,449
哎不好意思啊

917
00:55:01,683 --> 00:55:03,933
找麻烦我奉陪哎不是不是不是

918
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:05,599
大家都是好兄弟嘛对不对

919
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,683
这男的一点肌肉都没有面子好吗

920
00:55:09,050 --> 00:55:09,966
对不起对不起啊

921
00:55:16,966 --> 00:55:18,966
打他干嘛不给钱啊

922
00:55:19,366 --> 00:55:21,333
别打了别打了

923
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,050
打来那抢饭吃

924
00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:26,733
再敢麻烦把你手剁了

925
00:55:28,533 --> 00:55:29,849
我就不耐烦了你

926
00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:31,166
什么事啊

927
00:55:31,533 --> 00:55:32,533
好了好了没事没事

928
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:33,966
我打他一拳我走了走了

929
00:55:34,533 --> 00:55:36,849
宋明是我打他一拳就一拳

930
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,600
走

931
00:55:42,683 --> 00:55:44,799
你当时不是也没吃他们的吗

932
00:55:53,133 --> 00:55:56,049
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

933
00:55:56,933 --> 00:55:57,733
喂

934
00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,200
喂

935
00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:08,399
肚子饿不饿

936
00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:10,533
有一点

937
00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:12,166
想不想吃东西

938
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,650
随便了

939
00:56:14,533 --> 00:56:16,199
看视频不怕老鼠啊

940
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,050
看视频为什么会怕老鼠呢

941
00:56:33,683 --> 00:56:34,533
秀发

942
00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:48,133
吃饭

943
00:56:49,683 --> 00:56:51,599
好好好吃啊

944
00:57:10,566 --> 00:57:12,049
这么快就感动啊

945
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,483
快来帮忙

946
00:57:20,566 --> 00:57:21,399
把脚放下

947
00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:34,283
额头

948
00:57:34,966 --> 00:57:36,849
我只不过是个女人

949
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,683
你想唬我就唬我吧

950
00:57:38,883 --> 00:57:40,483
不过当年丧彪喝醉了酒

951
00:57:40,483 --> 00:57:41,883
当头就砍了我一刀

952
00:57:42,283 --> 00:57:44,733
让我拿着双刀由西贡街一直追他

953
00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:45,483
追到公众

954
00:57:45,483 --> 00:57:49,083
四方街有哪个不认识我双刀火机的

955
00:57:49,850 --> 00:57:52,650
大姐我12岁就在庙街混了

956
00:57:52,650 --> 00:57:54,133
什么风浪我没见过

957
00:57:54,933 --> 00:57:57,533
你现在带这批小痞子来砸我的场子

958
00:57:57,566 --> 00:57:58,649
你想唬谁啊

959
00:57:58,850 --> 00:58:00,733
伙计你说什么呀

960
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,533
我要是砸你的场子

961
00:58:02,533 --> 00:58:04,249
也不会带这么少人来

962
00:58:04,650 --> 00:58:06,166
我来是告诉你一声

963
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,800
以后撒尿虾就归我

964
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,200
你说归你就归你啊

965
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:11,683
你以为你是天王老子

966
00:58:11,850 --> 00:58:13,450
牛丸那账我还没给你算呢

967
00:58:13,733 --> 00:58:15,849
照你这么说你去吃屎吧

968
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,166
总之牛丸就分头来做

969
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:19,733
撒尿虾就包给我做

970
00:58:20,933 --> 00:58:22,399
那就是不讲规矩了

971
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,133
我现在就是跟你讲规矩

972
00:58:25,133 --> 00:58:26,483
咱们把账分清楚

973
00:58:26,650 --> 00:58:28,133
我跟你4六分账

974
00:58:28,133 --> 00:58:29,849
你们分4我们分6

975
00:58:29,933 --> 00:58:30,849
你说什么

976
00:58:30,850 --> 00:58:32,200
我耳朵是不是聋了

977
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,250
那就9一算了

978
00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:34,400
我9你一

979
00:58:37,050 --> 00:58:39,800
好把那手给我剁下来哎

980
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,800
不准动啊

981
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,400
全给我站好了这么社会啊

982
00:58:45,683 --> 00:58:48,083
哎别乱来啊哎

983
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,450
我把撒尿虾给了你又怎么样

984
00:58:50,450 --> 00:58:51,250
你会做吗

985
00:58:51,283 --> 00:58:52,799
我们不会你们就会吧

986
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,283
我们奸计的撒尿虾本来已经很有名了

987
00:58:56,483 --> 00:58:59,566
还有啊辣椒跟淮盐的比例正好

988
00:58:59,650 --> 00:59:01,250
油锅里的油天天换

989
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:02,683
保证没有哈油味

990
00:59:02,683 --> 00:59:03,766
火候十足

991
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,133
连虾壳炸的都又香又脆

992
00:59:07,166 --> 00:59:09,733
这么一来就没有撒尿虾的鲜味了

993
00:59:10,050 --> 00:59:11,400
哪个王八蛋乱说话

994
00:59:11,933 --> 00:59:13,966
总之我的白串撒尿虾鲜味十足

995
00:59:14,766 --> 00:59:17,399
白厨还是做你的狗屁牛肉丸算了

996
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,166
你们牛丸做不好就像独霸撒尿虾是吧

997
00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:21,133
这牛丸你不做

998
00:59:21,133 --> 00:59:23,366
我做给你打张好牌你都不会上

999
00:59:23,366 --> 00:59:26,333
争什么掺在一起做顿撒尿牛丸呢

1000
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:27,966
笨蛋哎

1001
00:59:28,050 --> 00:59:30,166
谁要谁又乱拿枪

1002
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,400
老大在这说话谁乱插嘴滚出来

1003
00:59:33,933 --> 00:59:34,799
别看着我的呀

1004
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:35,883
是你的人乱说话

1005
00:59:35,883 --> 00:59:37,083
我的人都有家教

1006
00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:39,566
肯定不是他们说的是吗

1007
00:59:42,333 --> 00:59:44,683
照着说争什么掺在一起变成撒尿尿

1008
00:59:44,683 --> 00:59:45,483
完了笨蛋

1009
00:59:45,483 --> 00:59:46,366
说笨蛋了吗

1010
00:59:46,366 --> 00:59:47,249
肯定说了

1011
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,800
我是有名的顺风耳说了吗

1012
00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:54,049
怎么样掺在一起做撒尿

1013
00:59:54,050 --> 00:59:55,933
牛丸笨蛋不是

1014
00:59:56,050 --> 00:59:56,850
你

1015
00:59:57,683 --> 00:59:58,533
正什么呀

1016
00:59:58,533 --> 01:00:00,849
掺在一起做撒尿牛丸啊笨蛋

1017
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,600
说哎能不能跳着说啊

1018
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:05,600
随便随便随便

1019
01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:07,050
撒尿牛丸

1020
01:00:07,533 --> 01:00:08,849
对不起我说错了

1021
01:00:08,933 --> 01:00:09,849
再说

1022
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,133
站在一起能不能做撒尿牛丸的笨蛋

1023
01:00:14,333 --> 01:00:16,333
你说这是啥子哦

1024
01:00:16,366 --> 01:00:19,799
我在一起做窝尿牛丸笨蛋你说什么呀

1025
01:00:20,133 --> 01:00:23,883
四川话四川话你会计时吗你正什么呀

1026
01:00:23,883 --> 01:00:25,733
为什么翻译成闽南话我再听一下

1027
01:00:25,733 --> 01:00:27,599
我感觉有点跟我的不一样

1028
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:32,333
笨蛋你说整啥子哦

1029
01:00:32,366 --> 01:00:35,683
我在一起做蜗牛牛丸笨蛋五鸟牛尾

1030
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:37,399
我没有听说过是五

1031
01:00:37,966 --> 01:00:40,283
花鸟五鸟确实

1032
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:42,766
跟跟我家肯定不是同一个地方

1033
01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:48,533
你中什么呀

1034
01:00:48,533 --> 01:00:51,933
掺在一起做3六下笨蛋你

1035
01:00:53,533 --> 01:00:54,649
你笑什么呀

1036
01:00:55,166 --> 01:00:57,399
接着说这是什么

1037
01:00:57,850 --> 01:00:59,883
掺在一起做3丢丢吧

1038
01:00:59,933 --> 01:01:01,683
笨蛋哈哈哈

1039
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:02,600
你

1040
01:01:03,283 --> 01:01:04,083
笨蛋

1041
01:01:05,166 --> 01:01:08,249
笨蛋你凶什么

1042
01:01:08,483 --> 01:01:09,933
掺在一起做3呢等等

1043
01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:12,566
这都能听出来

1044
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,200
对蜗牛是很四川

1045
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,400
但是我

1046
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:17,333
我附近的人

1047
01:01:17,333 --> 01:01:19,649
身边的人都说的是啥啥鸟啊

1048
01:01:19,650 --> 01:01:21,283
再清楚的说一次

1049
01:01:21,333 --> 01:01:23,533
撒尿牛人可能就是说撒尿八蛋

1050
01:01:23,533 --> 01:01:24,283
还说不是你啊

1051
01:01:24,283 --> 01:01:26,366
我自己都不知道说什么你听得出来

1052
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,883
哈哈哈你的声音这么怪

1053
01:01:28,933 --> 01:01:30,449
化成灰我也听得出来

1054
01:01:30,566 --> 01:01:33,166
伙计他是你的人该怎么处置

1055
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,566
大家伙你这张烂嘴巴老是多嘴多唇

1056
01:01:40,566 --> 01:01:41,483
没大没小的

1057
01:01:41,483 --> 01:01:43,449
你是不要小拇指还是不要大拇指

1058
01:01:45,483 --> 01:01:48,766
手指甲好不好啊啊

1059
01:01:52,366 --> 01:01:54,366
啊啊好棒啊

1060
01:01:54,733 --> 01:01:56,733
我的地盘哪个敢动他

1061
01:01:56,933 --> 01:01:57,849
你这什么意思

1062
01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,650
他是我的人

1063
01:01:59,733 --> 01:02:01,399
到了他以后怎么开会

1064
01:02:06,283 --> 01:02:07,649
你这是不守规矩了

1065
01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:08,799
滚开

1066
01:02:09,733 --> 01:02:10,733
去死

1067
01:02:14,733 --> 01:02:16,649
看到这种就一个机灵

1068
01:02:16,883 --> 01:02:18,933
哎无法想象的疼痛

1069
01:02:24,683 --> 01:02:26,449
姐我想清楚了

1070
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:27,933
这撒尿虾

1071
01:02:28,166 --> 01:02:29,849
牛肉丸全都归你做

1072
01:02:29,966 --> 01:02:31,199
这总行了吧

1073
01:02:44,650 --> 01:02:46,283
别浪费我炸着你

1074
01:02:48,883 --> 01:02:51,249
刚才真是多谢你了师兄弟不用刷

1075
01:02:51,850 --> 01:02:52,683
好痛好痛好痛

1076
01:02:52,683 --> 01:02:54,849
像你这么有义气的人真是难找

1077
01:02:54,933 --> 01:02:56,133
我照你啊

1078
01:02:56,883 --> 01:03:00,166
我拿台灯灯照照着你

1079
01:03:01,883 --> 01:03:03,449
前进

1080
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,883
上刀山下我还有

1081
01:03:11,566 --> 01:03:12,366
防

1082
01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:15,883
我可以帮你挡刀

1083
01:03:16,883 --> 01:03:20,199
指甲刀一生又何妨

1084
01:03:20,733 --> 01:03:21,533
怎么样

1085
01:03:22,283 --> 01:03:24,283
为娇娃

1086
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,650
献上一片心

1087
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,200
好兄弟

1088
01:03:31,450 --> 01:03:32,650
好痛好痛好痛

1089
01:03:36,133 --> 01:03:36,933
哈哈哈

1090
01:03:41,133 --> 01:03:42,399
那你说

1091
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,166
我只能说实话指甲刀怎么你了

1092
01:03:46,166 --> 01:03:47,366
那你比如说你

1093
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,050
你本来昨天剪了指甲刀啊

1094
01:03:49,050 --> 01:03:50,083
你昨天就剪了指甲

1095
01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:52,049
然后今天有坏人他要伤害你

1096
01:03:52,050 --> 01:03:53,850
嗯在小巷子堵你

1097
01:03:53,850 --> 01:03:56,166
他说把手伸出来我给你剪指甲

1098
01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:58,166
但昨天你已经剪的干干净净了

1099
01:03:58,166 --> 01:03:59,566
再剪你要剪到肉了

1100
01:03:59,566 --> 01:04:01,366
你要剪到你要剪出血线了

1101
01:04:01,366 --> 01:04:03,083
你要你要剪出血了

1102
01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:04,399
这个时候嗯

1103
01:04:04,566 --> 01:04:05,999
最紧从天而降

1104
01:04:07,050 --> 01:04:08,283
这是我的小弟

1105
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:11,166
我不能容忍你动他一根汗毛

1106
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,450
要剪剪我的

1107
01:04:12,883 --> 01:04:13,999
这个指甲刀

1108
01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:15,249
我替他扛了

1109
01:04:17,733 --> 01:04:19,399
敢不敢接敢不敢接

1110
01:04:30,883 --> 01:04:34,683
哼你就说派不派的上用场吗你就说

1111
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,166
把我美甲剪了

1112
01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:39,883
没事我照你啊因为你是我小弟啊

1113
01:04:43,566 --> 01:04:44,366
没有现在没有

1114
01:04:44,366 --> 01:04:47,399
没有什么美甲正常指甲稍微有一点点

1115
01:04:47,566 --> 01:04:49,166
呃小长还好

1116
01:04:49,166 --> 01:04:51,166
一般我都会留一点点指甲的

1117
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:52,933
要不然显得手指短

1118
01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:56,399
有指甲显得手指长懂不懂

1119
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,850
但是你们男生还是别留指甲

1120
01:04:59,133 --> 01:05:02,483
会会被觉得不好看清爽

1121
01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:08,250
啊

1122
01:05:14,566 --> 01:05:17,049
手指不短就不能显得更长吗

1123
01:05:18,050 --> 01:05:19,200
真是的

1124
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:37,966
撒尿牛丸

1125
01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:41,683
没错这弹力这么好啊

1126
01:05:41,683 --> 01:05:43,566
因为这牛丸的中间是空的

1127
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:47,000
道理呢就像现在鞋底有气的球鞋一样

1128
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,400
喂我吃一口可不可以快吃啊

1129
01:05:51,050 --> 01:05:53,133
好爽啊好爽啊

1130
01:05:53,133 --> 01:05:54,083
全靠它

1131
01:05:54,933 --> 01:05:56,999
双刀火鸡的碗力惊人

1132
01:05:57,366 --> 01:05:59,483
就他才能打出这么好的牛丸

1133
01:05:59,883 --> 01:06:00,399
平均每

1134
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:03,883
份牛肉需要他不停的打26,800多次

1135
01:06:04,450 --> 01:06:06,966
但是撒尿牛丸怎么撒尿啊

1136
01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:08,933
你把它整颗放进嘴里

1137
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:17,800
水赛

1138
01:06:19,483 --> 01:06:21,533
快打119 hmm

1139
01:06:35,566 --> 01:06:38,933
从来没有试过这么清新脱俗的感觉

1140
01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:40,450
牛肉的鲜

1141
01:06:40,733 --> 01:06:42,199
沙面虾的甜

1142
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,850
混在一起的味道119

1143
01:06:45,166 --> 01:06:47,566
五官有过之而无不及

1144
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,600
甚至比我的初恋更加诗情画意

1145
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:54,849
所谓举头望明月

1146
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,133
低头思故乡

1147
01:06:57,250 --> 01:06:59,733
好是好时啊

1148
01:07:02,166 --> 01:07:03,483
我看你们这些人

1149
01:07:03,483 --> 01:07:05,933
对饼干脆这个名字有没有这么敏感

1150
01:07:05,933 --> 01:07:07,166
啊嗯

1151
01:07:07,483 --> 01:07:09,166
没事吧你躲开

1152
01:07:09,933 --> 01:07:11,199
这个太棒了

1153
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:12,533
我把名字都改了

1154
01:07:12,883 --> 01:07:14,533
爆浆撒尿牛丸

1155
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,883
要发财就靠他

1156
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:18,850
那么容易发财啊

1157
01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:20,533
你当我是傻子

1158
01:07:20,933 --> 01:07:23,483
我信他应该怎么做

1159
01:07:24,283 --> 01:07:27,366
当然是开间店做好他先赚他第一笔钱

1160
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,400
哇

1161
01:07:29,050 --> 01:07:32,166
那不是可以买一套最新的卡拉OK了

1162
01:07:32,283 --> 01:07:32,966
伙计

1163
01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:36,166
也不怕人笑你有一天当然买楼收租了

1164
01:07:36,166 --> 01:07:37,566
这才叫高招吗

1165
01:07:37,683 --> 01:07:38,683
当然了

1166
01:07:39,483 --> 01:07:41,649
不过要是换了我开分店

1167
01:07:42,083 --> 01:07:43,449
1间变2间

1168
01:07:43,683 --> 01:07:45,199
2间变4间

1169
01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:46,849
4间变8间

1170
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,450
8间以后就上市

1171
01:07:48,766 --> 01:07:50,283
上市以后再集资

1172
01:07:50,283 --> 01:07:51,683
接着就是炒股票

1173
01:07:51,766 --> 01:07:53,199
然后再炒第一

1174
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,850
接着再分开

1175
01:07:56,450 --> 01:07:57,250
上市

1176
01:07:58,166 --> 01:08:00,566
到时候光收古鞋我就熏翻了

1177
01:08:00,566 --> 01:08:04,133
哈哈哈哈哈哈

1178
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,933
哈哈你笑你明白

1179
01:08:11,283 --> 01:08:12,483
倒不是太明白

1180
01:08:12,933 --> 01:08:19,449
不过听起来蛮不错的哈哈哈哈哈

1181
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:25,083
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1182
01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:33,766
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1183
01:08:35,366 --> 01:08:38,449
哈哈哈哈哈

1184
01:08:39,283 --> 01:08:41,049
不是他们怎么就合作了呢

1185
01:08:41,050 --> 01:08:42,966
不想私吞吗他们

1186
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,133
yeah啊啊

1187
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:07,600
哦哦

1188
01:09:12,766 --> 01:09:14,199
收藏技术呀

1189
01:09:18,733 --> 01:09:19,533
yeah

1190
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,400
好不容易啊莫文媚

1191
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,850
要这么扮丑

1192
01:09:40,766 --> 01:09:42,283
莫文蔚是吧

1193
01:09:51,933 --> 01:09:54,283
阿婆来碗撒尿牛丸尝尝啊

1194
01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:56,083
吃了不会尿床啊

1195
01:09:56,133 --> 01:09:57,766
很好吃的

1196
01:10:01,050 --> 01:10:03,200
但是我我的工作也很不容易

1197
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,366
大家的工作也很不容易

1198
01:10:05,533 --> 01:10:07,366
没有人是容易的

1199
01:10:07,483 --> 01:10:10,249
大家活在这个世上都不容易

1200
01:10:13,733 --> 01:10:15,166
升华主题了

1201
01:10:23,083 --> 01:10:25,049
但是富二代是容易的

1202
01:10:26,733 --> 01:10:28,249
有钱人才是容易的

1203
01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:29,800
晚饭这么划算

1204
01:10:31,283 --> 01:10:33,733
来一碗外卖大家都辛苦了

1205
01:10:33,733 --> 01:10:35,449
神经病哈

1206
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:39,399
你说他们这个三角牛丸

1207
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:40,566
跟我们吃的是不是完

1208
01:10:40,566 --> 01:10:41,399
全不一样

1209
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:43,050
我觉得吃的那种三角牛丸

1210
01:10:43,166 --> 01:10:44,566
绝对没有牛肉

1211
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:49,800
oh

1212
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,883
哎报告还没给我呢哦来了

1213
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,333
绝对没有牛肉

1214
01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:02,999
现在的三角牛蛙

1215
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:22,166
他吃东西了

1216
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,733
潮汕牛肉丸我都没见到过有卖的

1217
01:11:37,966 --> 01:11:39,883
总之那种只有在那个

1218
01:11:40,083 --> 01:11:43,283
冒菜店才会看到撒尿牛丸之类的

1219
01:11:43,683 --> 01:11:45,366
那种肯定不是真的

1220
01:11:49,166 --> 01:11:52,083
谁告诉你说不要钱的真是干活

1221
01:11:58,883 --> 01:12:02,083
啊哈哈哈哈

1222
01:12:13,966 --> 01:12:15,533
我怎么遮住啊西的城市

1223
01:12:15,533 --> 01:12:17,166
话题就是让所有医生都速度

1224
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:17,999
为什么遮住啊

1225
01:12:18,050 --> 01:12:20,650
实证竟然让一颗撒鸟牛丸给治好了

1226
01:12:20,650 --> 01:12:22,850
而且他已经在短时间内味道皆知

1227
01:12:22,850 --> 01:12:23,566
相闻了

1228
01:12:23,566 --> 01:12:25,649
原来发明这颗撒鸟牛丸的人呢

1229
01:12:25,650 --> 01:12:27,566
就是饮食界的传奇人物

1230
01:12:27,566 --> 01:12:29,133
前唐朝饮食集团主席

1231
01:12:29,133 --> 01:12:31,649
曾有食神之号的史提芬周

1232
01:12:31,683 --> 01:12:32,683
哎对了

1233
01:12:32,733 --> 01:12:33,566
喜提潘州啊

1234
01:12:33,566 --> 01:12:35,649
为什么你的撒尿牛蛙会这么受欢迎呢

1235
01:12:35,650 --> 01:12:38,000
哈呃我想让我来回答不太公平

1236
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,083
最好问一下顾客为什么要捧我的场

1237
01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:41,133
哎小兄弟

1238
01:12:41,450 --> 01:12:43,250
你为什么喜欢吃撒尿牛丸呢

1239
01:12:43,533 --> 01:12:45,599
啊自从我吃了撒尿牛丸之后呢

1240
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,283
头脑都变得灵活了好多

1241
01:12:47,283 --> 01:12:49,399
每次考试都得100分呢

1242
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:50,933
哇真的那么厉害啊

1243
01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:55,933
哦我吃完以后更美了哈哈哈哈哈

1244
01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:57,850
我吃了之后明显的高了

1245
01:12:57,850 --> 01:13:01,333
人也壮了自信心又回到了我身边呀哈

1246
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:04,683
哎

1247
01:13:04,683 --> 01:13:07,333
你这次重出江湖那有没有想东山再起

1248
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:08,649
东山再起

1249
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,083
哈哈哈哈哈哈

1250
01:13:11,083 --> 01:13:12,449
那你可不可以总结一下

1251
01:13:12,450 --> 01:13:14,200
撒尿牛蛙的成功秘诀呢

1252
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,733
很简单好吃新奇又好玩

1253
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,133
好玩怎么好玩啊

1254
01:13:38,850 --> 01:13:41,133
有没有人试试是不是真的

1255
01:13:46,733 --> 01:13:48,599
真的要来打羽毛球

1256
01:13:49,483 --> 01:13:50,283
要么靠

1257
01:13:51,850 --> 01:13:53,400
喂这个东西真是

1258
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,450
不但好吃又有噱头

1259
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,166
我都忍不住买了一碗

1260
01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:04,366
怎么让他抓住一点机会就能翻身呢

1261
01:14:04,366 --> 01:14:06,166
嘿嘿不用那么担心

1262
01:14:06,166 --> 01:14:07,533
我看是小意思

1263
01:14:07,533 --> 01:14:08,799
想翻身没那么容易

1264
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,400
最怕偷着吃还要反击

1265
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,166
像乒乓球一样有弹性的牛丸

1266
01:14:12,166 --> 01:14:15,133
现在全香港里有谁不知道哎

1267
01:14:15,133 --> 01:14:17,883
是不是没有卡住了大家还会拉屎哦

1268
01:14:17,883 --> 01:14:18,883
啊安慕斯

1269
01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:21,049
哈哈哈是不是奇迹

1270
01:14:21,050 --> 01:14:22,000
真是奇迹

1271
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,050
难得你有这么好的开始

1272
01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:27,483
但是你把所有的东西都拿去做抵押

1273
01:14:27,650 --> 01:14:30,450
开20间分店我觉得有点太冒险了

1274
01:14:31,083 --> 01:14:32,449
你觉得有点冒险

1275
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,533
哎要不先开两间好不好啊

1276
01:14:34,650 --> 01:14:35,850
哎哎周先生

1277
01:14:35,966 --> 01:14:37,933
哎你第一步既然已经成功了

1278
01:14:37,933 --> 01:14:39,683
就不必再冒这么大的风险了

1279
01:14:39,683 --> 01:14:41,133
用不着那么多废话

1280
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:42,683
你懂个屁啊

1281
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,050
我做生意还用你教

1282
01:14:44,050 --> 01:14:46,766
问题是根据你以前的记录来看

1283
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,200
要我们银行借钱给你是有点困难的

1284
01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:54,600
我认为你是对我的牛丸没有信心

1285
01:14:54,733 --> 01:14:55,999
哎说老实话

1286
01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:58,733
我真的不知道我平时很少吃

1287
01:14:59,766 --> 01:15:00,849
街边的东西

1288
01:15:01,766 --> 01:15:02,599
试一试

1289
01:15:07,166 --> 01:15:08,599
试一试

1290
01:15:20,050 --> 01:15:21,733
你真的把钱借给他了

1291
01:15:25,166 --> 01:15:27,449
谢谢你哈哈哈客气什么

1292
01:15:27,566 --> 01:15:29,366
我是照着老板的吩咐做的

1293
01:15:29,366 --> 01:15:31,966
这小子一撅屁我就知道他拉什么屎

1294
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:32,966
想开分店

1295
01:15:32,966 --> 01:15:35,083
他的分店全开在山旮旯吃辣角

1296
01:15:35,083 --> 01:15:37,649
沙头角最狠在牛头角还是地下室

1297
01:15:37,650 --> 01:15:39,450
喂你有没有学过风水啊

1298
01:15:39,450 --> 01:15:43,133
啊这你该认识了吧啊

1299
01:15:45,450 --> 01:15:46,800
看到没有啊

1300
01:15:47,050 --> 01:15:48,250
死路一条

1301
01:15:48,650 --> 01:15:52,166
要多少就借给他让他死的更惨一点啊

1302
01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:57,400
有钱大家一块赚

1303
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:12,566
吗再垂死他们拿了钱去做罐头

1304
01:16:12,766 --> 01:16:14,449
做罐头是啊

1305
01:16:14,533 --> 01:16:16,366
全香港2,800多间超级市场

1306
01:16:16,366 --> 01:16:17,799
便利店都会有的卖

1307
01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:19,533
所有铺子位置的分布图

1308
01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:20,849
我都已经输入电脑了

1309
01:16:24,766 --> 01:16:26,049
fuck的厉害

1310
01:16:36,566 --> 01:16:38,083
猜不透他

1311
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,366
这还用说吗当然了

1312
01:16:51,766 --> 01:16:53,683
快看我有个表情很搞笑啊

1313
01:16:53,683 --> 01:16:55,083
贼眉鼠眼的真的

1314
01:16:58,850 --> 01:17:00,733
哈哈哈

1315
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:03,200
哈哈哈哈

1316
01:17:08,683 --> 01:17:12,366
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1317
01:17:13,683 --> 01:17:15,049
就好像做了场梦一样

1318
01:17:15,050 --> 01:17:16,133
哈哈哈

1319
01:17:16,133 --> 01:17:18,766
这也证明啊香港是一个出奇迹的地方

1320
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:22,083
只要肯努力梦想就能够成真哈哈

1321
01:17:23,533 --> 01:17:24,333
哈

1322
01:17:25,333 --> 01:17:34,249
坏蛋坏蛋哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1323
01:17:35,133 --> 01:17:36,599
挽回一下形象

1324
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:40,766
你去了哪里啊

1325
01:17:40,766 --> 01:17:43,333
根本就没扶我我以为你死了呢

1326
01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:46,283
我是死了但是你不得不佩服我

1327
01:17:46,283 --> 01:17:47,566
我为什么要扶你啊

1328
01:17:47,566 --> 01:17:50,883
因为我又活过来了啊

1329
01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:53,599
我服了你了哈哈哈哈

1330
01:17:54,166 --> 01:17:56,249
哈哈哈对了我也要恭喜你啊

1331
01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:58,683
上次大家很久没见我也这么说

1332
01:17:59,050 --> 01:18:01,566
啊好久不见啊我以为你死了呢

1333
01:18:02,683 --> 01:18:03,399
你说什么

1334
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:06,166
这个世界有很多事你一直想不到的

1335
01:18:06,483 --> 01:18:09,049
正所谓让你不服都不行啊

1336
01:18:09,050 --> 01:18:10,366
我为什么又要扶你啊

1337
01:18:10,366 --> 01:18:11,733
如果我拿不到这个奖

1338
01:18:11,733 --> 01:18:14,766
我哪有资格参加下个月的食神大赛啊

1339
01:18:14,883 --> 01:18:19,083
哇我对你真是心服口服五体投地了

1340
01:18:19,083 --> 01:18:20,566
你真行啊

1341
01:18:20,566 --> 01:18:22,083
我这样不是让人家说我行

1342
01:18:22,083 --> 01:18:22,933
而是要告诉人家

1343
01:18:22,933 --> 01:18:24,566
我失去的我一定拿的回来

1344
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,600
嗯嗯哈哈哈

1345
01:18:28,683 --> 01:18:29,883
没有攻击

1346
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:32,650
周先生你可以的

1347
01:18:32,650 --> 01:18:34,366
但是你要认真的学烧菜

1348
01:18:34,566 --> 01:18:36,566
中国厨艺训练学院

1349
01:18:36,566 --> 01:18:37,683
当然记得

1350
01:18:37,683 --> 01:18:39,083
我明天就去报名

1351
01:18:39,366 --> 01:18:42,049
好啊哎看到他这个样子我就高兴了

1352
01:18:42,050 --> 01:18:43,450
浪子回头嘛

1353
01:18:43,650 --> 01:18:44,450
说真的

1354
01:18:44,733 --> 01:18:47,483
无论你以前多么阴险毒辣无耻下流

1355
01:18:47,566 --> 01:18:48,683
只要你想改变我

1356
01:18:48,683 --> 01:18:50,333
大家一定会给你机会的

1357
01:18:50,450 --> 01:18:51,600
来来来哈哈哈

1358
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:53,366
我这个人说话好像逛街是吧

1359
01:18:53,366 --> 01:18:55,533
好久不见以为我进去了好像逛街是吧

1360
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:00,533
我活了这么大

1361
01:19:00,650 --> 01:19:03,450
嘿嘿嘿就是对你看走了眼

1362
01:19:05,933 --> 01:19:09,133
你们看他的样子是不是天真又可爱

1363
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:12,733
又活泼又会拉屎什么的

1364
01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:16,766
没想到原来他最拿手的就是吃屎

1365
01:19:19,283 --> 01:19:21,933
哎哎哎不要不要哎哎

1366
01:19:21,933 --> 01:19:23,199
不要那么激动好不好哎哎

1367
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:24,050
冷静点冷静点

1368
01:19:24,050 --> 01:19:25,250
哎不要不要不要

1369
01:19:25,566 --> 01:19:26,366
不要

1370
01:19:26,883 --> 01:19:27,683
不要不要

1371
01:19:28,166 --> 01:19:29,733
不可以打不可以打

1372
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:32,766
打去死

1373
01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:36,199
哈哈哈哈

1374
01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:43,449
哎呀我要到孔子街头我要他死

1375
01:19:43,566 --> 01:19:45,133
好啊让他死喽

1376
01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:48,999
我要砍死他你

1377
01:19:49,933 --> 01:19:52,049
放开我他不给你

1378
01:19:52,883 --> 01:19:55,083
好你冷静点好不好冷静点

1379
01:19:55,283 --> 01:19:56,083
不要动了

1380
01:19:56,883 --> 01:19:58,049
不要再动了

1381
01:20:09,733 --> 01:20:10,766
呃羞羞眼

1382
01:20:11,450 --> 01:20:12,250
看看

1383
01:20:14,050 --> 01:20:16,933
哎哎在这在这在这呢全部搞定了

1384
01:20:16,933 --> 01:20:18,883
没事了什么搞定了

1385
01:20:18,933 --> 01:20:20,049
我说有事

1386
01:20:20,533 --> 01:20:22,533
我去砍了他省点力气

1387
01:20:22,650 --> 01:20:25,166
你呀就是要打架

1388
01:20:25,283 --> 01:20:26,566
我说过动手了吗

1389
01:20:26,733 --> 01:20:28,283
要打我也会先打啊

1390
01:20:28,366 --> 01:20:29,766
你以为这是庙街啊

1391
01:20:29,850 --> 01:20:31,166
狗改不了吃屎

1392
01:20:31,450 --> 01:20:32,333
看什么看

1393
01:20:32,366 --> 01:20:33,733
你是不是想打我啊

1394
01:20:34,966 --> 01:20:36,449
哼喂哎别理他

1395
01:20:41,283 --> 01:20:42,883
他刚才哼有点可爱

1396
01:20:46,166 --> 01:20:48,766
哼我们的生意越来越好哎兄弟兄弟

1397
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:51,333
大家在庙街都混了十几二十年了

1398
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:54,333
接着呢要上轨道金鸡饼刚睡可以啊

1399
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:57,133
祝我们的撒尿牛排生意蒸蒸日上

1400
01:20:57,683 --> 01:20:59,166
想被亲几口

1401
01:21:00,450 --> 01:21:01,533
1口2口

1402
01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:03,366
3口

1403
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:04,800
4口

1404
01:21:05,733 --> 01:21:06,533
5口

1405
01:21:07,733 --> 01:21:08,533
6口

1406
01:21:09,933 --> 01:21:11,733
我们今天在庙间最后一场是亲啊

1407
01:21:11,733 --> 01:21:12,933
大家看清楚

1408
01:21:12,966 --> 01:21:14,566
我们明天冲出庙间

1409
01:21:14,683 --> 01:21:15,766
放眼世界

1410
01:21:16,133 --> 01:21:18,366
鸡姐说咱们走啊

1411
01:21:18,533 --> 01:21:19,599
他又搞什么呀

1412
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:23,166
是亲啊鸡姐说生于死长于死嘛

1413
01:21:23,483 --> 01:21:24,133
从一而终

1414
01:21:24,133 --> 01:21:25,283
每个人嘴巴不一样

1415
01:21:25,283 --> 01:21:27,683
亲亲的声音不一样你不能接受吗

1416
01:21:27,683 --> 01:21:28,966
本来就是啊

1417
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:31,400
哈哈哈哈哈哈真是的

1418
01:21:31,483 --> 01:21:33,999
你以前好漂亮的原来你想追他啊

1419
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:35,083
真的假的

1420
01:21:36,483 --> 01:21:38,199
好了好了差不多得了啊

1421
01:21:38,766 --> 01:21:39,933
有点节制

1422
01:21:39,966 --> 01:21:42,533
不过有一次要有节制啊大哥

1423
01:21:42,683 --> 01:21:44,933
我什么事情跟人家打架没听说过

1424
01:21:44,933 --> 01:21:45,799
也没人知道

1425
01:21:47,166 --> 01:21:48,999
这件事问我吧

1426
01:21:49,166 --> 01:21:52,649
那天只有我看见了坤叔的手下丧彪啊

1427
01:21:52,766 --> 01:21:54,333
来鸡姐这里吃宵夜

1428
01:21:54,483 --> 01:21:56,166
还拔了鸡姐的旗

1429
01:21:56,533 --> 01:21:58,333
拔了他的旗

1430
01:22:00,650 --> 01:22:02,533
你打了我的棋呀

1431
01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:09,333
你这个王八蛋敢用我摊下的钱擤鼻涕

1432
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,166
你老妈没有纸给你用啊

1433
01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:13,049
你问过我没有

1434
01:22:13,566 --> 01:22:14,599
你说什么呀

1435
01:22:14,733 --> 01:22:16,083
我喜欢用那擤鼻涕

1436
01:22:16,133 --> 01:22:17,366
拿我怎么样啊

1437
01:22:17,566 --> 01:22:18,366
你知道我是谁

1438
01:22:18,366 --> 01:22:19,566
敢搁这跟我说话

1439
01:22:19,850 --> 01:22:20,566
是个烂棋

1440
01:22:20,566 --> 01:22:23,133
连他厂子给我砸了砸了砸了

1441
01:22:24,566 --> 01:22:26,083
他妈的赶快走

1442
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,800
两头一刀啊

1443
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,483
就由额头砍的鼻子那

1444
01:22:29,483 --> 01:22:31,399
那就在他的档口跟前

1445
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:34,800
啊尾龙骨砍了好几刀断了两条筋

1446
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:37,250
压住了三叉神经尾龙骨是哪啊

1447
01:22:37,250 --> 01:22:40,650
大脑的中枢系统连牙都窜出来了

1448
01:22:41,366 --> 01:22:43,599
哎鸡姐这辈子就这样了

1449
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,850
这只棋害死他了

1450
01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:48,966
到底是什么棋啊就是你那只棋

1451
01:22:49,333 --> 01:22:50,683
我那只棋

1452
01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:52,566
你当年食神那只棋

1453
01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:57,966
啊哈

1454
01:23:01,933 --> 01:23:03,766
啊哦哦

1455
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:05,566
啊

1456
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:07,483
啊

1457
01:23:08,933 --> 01:23:09,733
等等等等等

1458
01:23:10,050 --> 01:23:11,250
回去看一下

1459
01:23:15,283 --> 01:23:16,083
yeah

1460
01:23:24,766 --> 01:23:25,683
嗯啊

1461
01:23:28,533 --> 01:23:29,333
暗恋

1462
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:33,450
啊还给他粘回去了没骗你吧

1463
01:23:34,733 --> 01:23:36,966
真是贴满了你的画像啊

1464
01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:42,799
尤其是你抱着小孩的那张广告

1465
01:23:42,933 --> 01:23:45,049
说你很有爱心

1466
01:23:46,133 --> 01:23:46,933
哦

1467
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:54,000
真算是你天字第一号的忠实分级啊

1468
01:23:54,050 --> 01:23:57,600
呵呵啊他可比你们忠诚多了

1469
01:23:59,133 --> 01:24:01,333
喂那可真该恭喜你了

1470
01:24:02,650 --> 01:24:03,683
呵呵冰雪

1471
01:24:05,450 --> 01:24:08,050
哈的摊位只摆了一个人好吗

1472
01:24:08,050 --> 01:24:10,483
你们家摆了多少个人我不好说

1473
01:24:12,966 --> 01:24:14,566
我问你说什么

1474
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,600
我叫你不要乱讲的

1475
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:22,933
其实是他叫我找机会讲给你听的

1476
01:24:23,050 --> 01:24:24,083
哈哈哈

1477
01:24:24,366 --> 01:24:27,533
我既然讲了也就算了又不是什么丑事

1478
01:24:29,050 --> 01:24:30,933
气死人了

1479
01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:32,283
哈哈哈

1480
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:36,133
哎明天你一个人回大陆啊

1481
01:24:36,250 --> 01:24:37,683
没人陪你去啊

1482
01:24:37,850 --> 01:24:40,166
我陪你好不好

1483
01:24:41,566 --> 01:24:42,399
骑着车

1484
01:24:44,483 --> 01:24:46,533
本来就是嘛

1485
01:24:51,450 --> 01:24:52,600
我的棉衣

1486
01:24:53,366 --> 01:24:54,366
哭了

1487
01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:06,966
渣男

1488
01:25:11,050 --> 01:25:12,450
没有乱说的

1489
01:25:13,366 --> 01:25:14,883
其实也不算吧

1490
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:17,166
喂你去哪了

1491
01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:18,133
孩子去哪

1492
01:25:18,133 --> 01:25:18,799
在大陆啊

1493
01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:19,883
干嘛走的那么急啊

1494
01:25:19,883 --> 01:25:22,049
怎么说伙计也对你有情有义嘛

1495
01:25:22,450 --> 01:25:23,800
哎呀不要说那么多废话了

1496
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:26,000
我现在找不到中国厨艺训练学院在哪

1497
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,533
不会啊我查过了你再找清楚

1498
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:30,200
是啊是啊是啊

1499
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,566
这什么都有有厕所又有少林寺

1500
01:25:32,566 --> 01:25:35,249
就是没有中国厨艺训练学院不可能吧

1501
01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:36,533
大傻的小妹的老妈的

1502
01:25:36,533 --> 01:25:38,249
大哥的孩子在旅行社做事

1503
01:25:38,250 --> 01:25:40,000
他说肯定有要不你先回来

1504
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:42,366
还回来我现在在逃亡你知不知道

1505
01:25:42,366 --> 01:25:44,133
哎不用怕火机不在

1506
01:25:44,133 --> 01:25:46,399
这你走了以后他也失踪了

1507
01:25:47,450 --> 01:25:48,533
他上哪去了

1508
01:26:03,366 --> 01:26:05,249
我还以为他心灰意冷

1509
01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:08,800
然后换了这个男的去追她了呢

1510
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:18,800
怎么他们对爱情这么勇敢

1511
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:21,966
哎这种只能是电视剧里演出来的了

1512
01:26:22,133 --> 01:26:24,649
相声中这样早就放弃了

1513
01:26:25,050 --> 01:26:26,483
啊抓到你了

1514
01:26:26,650 --> 01:26:27,366
啊

1515
01:26:27,366 --> 01:26:30,799
抓到你了哈哈哈总算让我抓到你了

1516
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:34,200
哈哈哈怎么样怎么样

1517
01:26:34,333 --> 01:26:36,999
哇我买了很多日用品给你

1518
01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:40,766
哎那天你走的那么快我来不及给你

1519
01:26:40,883 --> 01:26:43,083
我专门带上来给你的

1520
01:26:43,483 --> 01:26:45,933
买的东西不要浪费啊谢谢你啊

1521
01:26:46,533 --> 01:26:48,799
哎帮我做件事情

1522
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:55,933
我没有这样对你吗

1523
01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:58,083
多画一个心

1524
01:26:58,450 --> 01:27:00,250
再画一个箭穿过它

1525
01:27:00,483 --> 01:27:01,849
你不要这样嘛

1526
01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:03,533
留给我做纪念吧

1527
01:27:03,533 --> 01:27:05,366
来嘛鸡姐

1528
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:06,966
大家是好兄弟

1529
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,200
我坦白跟你说

1530
01:27:08,650 --> 01:27:11,683
你给伤成这个样子了我真的是很遗憾

1531
01:27:11,766 --> 01:27:13,133
也非常的感动

1532
01:27:13,566 --> 01:27:15,166
我真的不希望你变成这个样子

1533
01:27:15,166 --> 01:27:16,249
你明白不明白

1534
01:27:16,333 --> 01:27:17,933
我明白来呀

1535
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:19,533
来先帮我画

1536
01:27:20,683 --> 01:27:23,449
帮你画个心没问题花心很容易

1537
01:27:23,483 --> 01:27:24,799
但当然既然是好兄弟

1538
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,250
很多事你一定要讲清楚

1539
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:29,733
喂我千

1540
01:27:29,733 --> 01:27:32,683
山万水的到这里叫你帮我画个心吗

1541
01:27:32,883 --> 01:27:34,366
这你都不愿意

1542
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,533
你不念在我为你做了这么多的事

1543
01:27:37,766 --> 01:27:41,599
也该念在我为你挡了这么多刀啊

1544
01:27:41,683 --> 01:27:43,933
事情并不是我叫你去帮我做的对不对

1545
01:27:43,933 --> 01:27:45,683
刀也不是我叫你去帮我挡的渣男

1546
01:27:45,683 --> 01:27:47,166
其实关我什么屁事呢

1547
01:27:47,483 --> 01:27:48,449
照你这么说的话

1548
01:27:48,450 --> 01:27:49,966
那每个人过来帮我挡两刀

1549
01:27:49,966 --> 01:27:51,199
就要我这样要我那样

1550
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:52,366
那我不是烦死了

1551
01:27:54,883 --> 01:27:57,249
I很多事天注定

1552
01:27:57,333 --> 01:27:58,849
有就有没有就没有

1553
01:27:58,850 --> 01:28:01,283
要是没有就是再挡20挡也没有用

1554
01:28:01,283 --> 01:28:02,083
你知道吗

1555
01:28:09,283 --> 01:28:11,399
明白吗哎

1556
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,050
哎你明不明白

1557
01:28:17,683 --> 01:28:18,483
哎

1558
01:28:20,883 --> 01:28:23,449
啊呀哎

1559
01:28:30,166 --> 01:28:31,249
演的吧

1560
01:28:58,083 --> 01:28:58,883
啊

1561
01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:00,250
剪个发

1562
01:29:07,283 --> 01:29:08,283
心连珠

1563
01:29:40,050 --> 01:29:42,083
我船餐厅成了吗

1564
01:29:42,766 --> 01:29:44,249
这还能成的

1565
01:29:44,333 --> 01:29:46,566
搞定了怎么会

1566
01:29:46,566 --> 01:29:50,249
这样啊百年南方一位的九星明珠

1567
01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:51,883
怎么这么巧出在今晚

1568
01:29:52,883 --> 01:29:53,799
九星连珠

1569
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,166
必有怪意

1570
01:29:56,366 --> 01:29:58,683
这个小胖减完肥之后一定很帅

1571
01:29:58,683 --> 01:30:00,083
他会永远消失的

1572
01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:03,000
小哥哥减肥成功一定很帅

1573
01:30:05,683 --> 01:30:08,133
第28届超级食神大赛

1574
01:30:08,133 --> 01:30:10,133
还有1分钟就开始了

1575
01:30:10,283 --> 01:30:13,683
首先有请拖走了以后成功怎么拖走

1576
01:30:22,933 --> 01:30:24,049
还有半分钟

1577
01:30:24,050 --> 01:30:25,450
根据大会的规定

1578
01:30:25,450 --> 01:30:28,683
所有迟到的参赛者一律取消资格

1579
01:30:28,683 --> 01:30:29,999
绝不将情面

1580
01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:32,249
请各位参赛者就位

1581
01:30:35,533 --> 01:30:36,966
不是他底子真的很好

1582
01:30:36,966 --> 01:30:38,883
他鼻子长得非常标致

1583
01:30:40,366 --> 01:30:43,166
脸型一看就很标致说实话啊

1584
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:46,566
嘴巴也是那种中规中矩的吧

1585
01:30:46,733 --> 01:30:49,533
主要是鼻子长得好鼻子太重要了大家

1586
01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:52,766
我已经查过鼻子和脸型是最重要的

1587
01:30:52,766 --> 01:30:54,366
比赛即将开始

1588
01:30:55,733 --> 01:30:56,799
妈的吓死我了

1589
01:30:56,800 --> 01:30:59,533
你看他这个鼻子正面和侧面都是

1590
01:30:59,566 --> 01:31:01,483
都是长得很好的

1591
01:31:04,683 --> 01:31:07,766
哎不用带这个吧这里也有人带

1592
01:31:08,050 --> 01:31:10,283
大神麻烦你再称快点好不好

1593
01:31:10,283 --> 01:31:11,933
这已经是最快了

1594
01:31:12,133 --> 01:31:13,333
那没办法了

1595
01:31:16,566 --> 01:31:18,283
没有啊我认真说的他减肥

1596
01:31:18,283 --> 01:31:20,366
减肥的话他一定很帅

1597
01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,400
他鼻子长得多好啊

1598
01:31:26,966 --> 01:31:28,166
刚刚好赶上

1599
01:31:34,483 --> 01:31:35,283
你

1600
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:36,683
or me

1601
01:31:43,533 --> 01:31:45,249
请问你是哪一位

1602
01:31:45,683 --> 01:31:47,449
少林寺方丈

1603
01:31:47,883 --> 01:31:49,649
法号牧民

1604
01:31:53,166 --> 01:31:53,966
猫咪

1605
01:31:55,166 --> 01:31:55,966
佛佛

1606
01:31:59,533 --> 01:32:04,049
我随风而来啊大家在嗯什么啊

1607
01:32:05,133 --> 01:32:08,083
喂我是十几分钟的老朋友

1608
01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:11,083
给我个面子吧啊问号什么啊

1609
01:32:11,683 --> 01:32:14,249
哎拜托拜托了

1610
01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:19,133
安把咸仓赶出去以后不太明白

1611
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:22,600
阿法号怎么了吗进来好了

1612
01:32:22,766 --> 01:32:25,599
最后一位参赛者已经赶到了

1613
01:32:25,933 --> 01:32:28,333
比赛正式开始

1614
01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:39,450
啊什么啊不知道

1615
01:32:43,250 --> 01:32:46,483
哼在说什么高深的东西啊

1616
01:32:49,850 --> 01:32:51,483
敌不动我不动

1617
01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:02,533
哼哼

1618
01:33:21,050 --> 01:33:21,650
方丈

1619
01:33:21,650 --> 01:33:23,966
我正想问你史蒂文中怎么会搞成这样

1620
01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:25,166
头发这么白还

1621
01:33:25,166 --> 01:33:27,533
有啊他又踏水又飞天是不是掉微芽

1622
01:33:28,166 --> 01:33:28,683
施主

1623
01:33:28,683 --> 01:33:33,533
他已经成为少林寺的俗家弟子完了

1624
01:33:33,533 --> 01:33:36,733
他结不了婚了谈不了恋爱了啊

1625
01:33:37,850 --> 01:33:40,250
现在好像有的和尚可以那个什么

1626
01:33:40,250 --> 01:33:41,533
可以谈恋爱结婚

1627
01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:42,799
好像是吧

1628
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:49,733
阿弥陀佛

1629
01:33:50,083 --> 01:33:51,766
一字既直缘

1630
01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:54,483
他和佛有缘

1631
01:33:54,650 --> 01:33:57,366
老衲本着慈悲为怀的心

1632
01:33:58,050 --> 01:33:59,133
收留了他

1633
01:34:07,766 --> 01:34:08,566
哼

1634
01:34:10,966 --> 01:34:12,283
哎哎别动

1635
01:34:12,566 --> 01:34:15,333
你呢就让那有毒的刺给刺中了

1636
01:34:15,450 --> 01:34:18,333
现在幸亏毒物还没走到百会穴

1637
01:34:18,333 --> 01:34:20,766
要不是这样你就死定了

1638
01:34:20,850 --> 01:34:24,933
哎我已经帮你把毒吸的差不多了

1639
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:27,050
现在就只剩这里了

1640
01:34:27,050 --> 01:34:28,450
让我接着帮你洗

1641
01:34:28,450 --> 01:34:29,250
拜托啊

1642
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:31,166
走开了

1643
01:34:32,883 --> 01:34:35,083
你既然不让我戏

1644
01:34:35,166 --> 01:34:36,883
我也不勉强你

1645
01:34:44,283 --> 01:34:45,283
这次你麻烦大了

1646
01:34:45,283 --> 01:34:46,683
方丈这人小心眼儿子

1647
01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:49,600
啊

1648
01:34:51,733 --> 01:34:54,249
我最恨别人背后说我坏话

1649
01:35:15,050 --> 01:35:16,850
啊出局

1650
01:35:18,483 --> 01:35:21,049
我出局现在是选食神

1651
01:35:21,050 --> 01:35:22,966
不是选马戏团的小丑

1652
01:35:22,966 --> 01:35:24,966
食神除了烧菜好吃之外

1653
01:35:24,966 --> 01:35:26,283
还行也很重要

1654
01:35:26,450 --> 01:35:28,000
凭你也想做食神

1655
01:35:28,133 --> 01:35:29,483
没那么容易

1656
01:35:45,733 --> 01:35:47,566
少林寺十八屯人

1657
01:35:47,733 --> 01:35:49,599
三炮必胜

1658
01:35:49,766 --> 01:35:53,449
少林寺十八屯人得罪了方丈还想走

1659
01:35:53,450 --> 01:35:55,283
没那么容易啊

1660
01:35:57,250 --> 01:35:59,133
怎么把台词都说出来了

1661
01:35:59,766 --> 01:36:00,883
刚才那个弹幕

1662
01:36:08,250 --> 01:36:10,566
怎么这也是经典台词吗

1663
01:36:10,766 --> 01:36:12,766
为什么瞧你这德行

1664
01:36:12,850 --> 01:36:13,766
老爸死啊

1665
01:36:13,766 --> 01:36:14,999
愁眉苦脸的

1666
01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:17,000
回家种苦瓜去吧出去

1667
01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:22,083
为什么是经典台词呢

1668
01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:54,000
作为一个食神最重要的就是专心一致

1669
01:36:54,050 --> 01:36:55,933
我只做了一点点动作

1670
01:36:55,933 --> 01:36:57,366
你们就傻站在这了

1671
01:36:57,366 --> 01:36:58,449
成何体统

1672
01:36:58,683 --> 01:37:00,049
太让我失望了

1673
01:37:00,166 --> 01:37:01,399
out出去

1674
01:37:02,683 --> 01:37:04,199
要是再踢人出局

1675
01:37:04,283 --> 01:37:06,199
恐怕就没有人比赛了

1676
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:07,883
这个我心里有数

1677
01:37:08,283 --> 01:37:09,649
全神贯注

1678
01:37:09,766 --> 01:37:10,883
气定神闲

1679
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:13,933
由头到尾都没有看过我一眼的

1680
01:37:14,133 --> 01:37:16,849
只有他们两个才有资格

1681
01:37:21,283 --> 01:37:22,649
为什么要杀人

1682
01:37:22,683 --> 01:37:23,849
你教我的

1683
01:37:25,450 --> 01:37:27,650
因为我喜欢哈哈

1684
01:37:30,200 --> 01:37:31,766
放下屠刀

1685
01:37:32,766 --> 01:37:34,249
立地成佛

1686
01:37:34,366 --> 01:37:37,366
哈哈哈哈哈

1687
01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:39,850
佛就是佛了不过是做佛跳墙

1688
01:37:40,250 --> 01:37:41,166
怎么那么巧

1689
01:37:41,533 --> 01:37:43,049
我做的也是佛跳墙

1690
01:37:43,166 --> 01:37:46,366
省省吧别以为染了白头发穿上古装

1691
01:37:46,366 --> 01:37:47,883
就真有两下子了

1692
01:37:49,883 --> 01:37:52,049
我也是啊想抢食屎的妹子

1693
01:37:52,050 --> 01:37:54,566
下辈子感觉感情线我毕业了

1694
01:38:00,083 --> 01:38:02,799
哼他到底是不是还俗弟子啊

1695
01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:05,283
屠龙斩

1696
01:38:09,850 --> 01:38:12,483
好刀法好刀法

1697
01:38:15,683 --> 01:38:16,649
这么快

1698
01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:27,733
降龙十八掌

1699
01:38:32,050 --> 01:38:33,050
打工铲

1700
01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:40,850
炒得好啊

1701
01:38:41,366 --> 01:38:43,249
啊啊啊啊

1702
01:38:44,166 --> 01:38:44,966
啊啊

1703
01:38:46,133 --> 01:38:46,933
啊啊

1704
01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:50,200
啊啊

1705
01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:52,999
来来来来来来

1706
01:38:53,166 --> 01:38:54,566
那你看见了

1707
01:38:56,333 --> 01:38:57,966
比赛就是这样的

1708
01:38:58,083 --> 01:38:59,649
好像跑步游泳一样

1709
01:38:59,650 --> 01:39:01,450
还不是你做什么他做什么

1710
01:39:01,450 --> 01:39:02,800
有什么好抗议的

1711
01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:05,083
抗议无效啊

1712
01:39:07,333 --> 01:39:08,133
啊

1713
01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:12,200
啊

1714
01:39:15,450 --> 01:39:16,250
啊

1715
01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:29,050
哎你还有没有手机

1716
01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:33,000
哎呀

1717
01:39:34,050 --> 01:39:35,966
大叔没事没事

1718
01:39:36,283 --> 01:39:38,799
刀背刀背真的是刀背啊

1719
01:39:39,766 --> 01:39:40,566
球

1720
01:39:41,333 --> 01:39:44,083
啊你是最近的中国厨艺训练学院

1721
01:39:44,400 --> 01:39:45,200
少来了

1722
01:39:45,283 --> 01:39:47,999
中国厨艺训练学院就是少林寺的厨房

1723
01:39:58,133 --> 01:40:00,166
你根本是少林寺的叛徒

1724
01:40:01,133 --> 01:40:01,999
不可能的

1725
01:40:02,250 --> 01:40:04,450
我相信10年你只不过去了一个月

1726
01:40:04,450 --> 01:40:05,650
不可能那么厉害

1727
01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:07,800
这种事看天分

1728
01:40:14,733 --> 01:40:15,849
炮炮炮炮

1729
01:40:16,250 --> 01:40:17,800
少林寺18同仁

1730
01:40:18,933 --> 01:40:20,766
又是你们啊

1731
01:40:35,166 --> 01:40:38,566
一个10 怎么样一个10秒对

1732
01:40:38,966 --> 01:40:41,199
pass了你就这小臭小伙子

1733
01:40:41,766 --> 01:40:42,566
go go

1734
01:40:42,883 --> 01:40:43,683
哎

1735
01:40:44,283 --> 01:40:47,333
我一个蛋勾为什么要翻译成圈呢

1736
01:40:47,566 --> 01:40:48,333
老二

1737
01:40:48,333 --> 01:40:50,399
方丈什么时候罢休了就放你出去那

1738
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:52,650
方丈他什么时候才会罢休呢

1739
01:40:52,650 --> 01:40:54,600
老大真是哎

1740
01:40:54,766 --> 01:40:56,366
你看见那边扫地那老头没有

1741
01:40:56,566 --> 01:40:59,799
他13岁因为得罪了方丈关到现在

1742
01:40:59,883 --> 01:41:01,533
你自己想想吧就是哎

1743
01:41:01,600 --> 01:41:02,850
这这算什么

1744
01:41:03,283 --> 01:41:05,683
算什么这可是你自己说的

1745
01:41:05,683 --> 01:41:09,283
玩三倍你输了罚三倍哎可恶哎

1746
01:41:09,283 --> 01:41:10,649
有请开始啦

1747
01:41:10,850 --> 01:41:14,166
喝少林寺18同仁啊

1748
01:41:22,083 --> 01:41:23,533
不单只在少林寺的厨房

1749
01:41:23,533 --> 01:41:24,849
学到烧菜的秘诀

1750
01:41:24,883 --> 01:41:27,399
更在十八铜人身上学到上车的武功

1751
01:41:27,400 --> 01:41:29,733
这帮金秃驴果然不同凡响

1752
01:41:32,483 --> 01:41:33,533
我们是

1753
01:41:34,533 --> 01:41:35,399
驾驾

1754
01:41:37,450 --> 01:41:38,250
呀

1755
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:44,883
啊好轻功

1756
01:41:45,250 --> 01:41:45,483
轻

1757
01:41:45,483 --> 01:41:47,999
功的奥妙之处就是可以让一个好像肥

1758
01:41:48,000 --> 01:41:49,050
猪那么重的人

1759
01:41:49,050 --> 01:41:49,883
飞到半空

1760
01:41:49,883 --> 01:41:53,133
之中而且还可以叫的像杀猪一样

1761
01:41:56,850 --> 01:41:57,650
啊啊

1762
01:41:59,883 --> 01:42:00,683
啊

1763
01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:04,333
好折腾

1764
01:42:04,733 --> 01:42:07,683
折腾的奥妙之处裁判是不是疯了

1765
01:42:07,683 --> 01:42:10,133
哈哈一击之中随手可得

1766
01:42:10,250 --> 01:42:12,883
还可以坐着他来隐藏杀机

1767
01:42:12,966 --> 01:42:15,566
就算给警察抓了也告不了你

1768
01:42:15,566 --> 01:42:18,799
真不愧为7种武器之手哈哈

1769
01:42:21,083 --> 01:42:25,733
谁放以后用凳子来抽大家看时间啊

1770
01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:43,600
是会务必啊

1771
01:42:43,800 --> 01:42:45,850
椅子抽有多疼啊

1772
01:42:52,400 --> 01:42:55,450
坏坏什么哎哎

1773
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:12,450
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1774
01:43:15,533 --> 01:43:17,166
佛跳墙通道会爆炸

1775
01:43:17,333 --> 01:43:18,649
是不允许的

1776
01:43:19,483 --> 01:43:21,049
应该替你出局了

1777
01:43:21,366 --> 01:43:23,683
多念了你有创意够噱头

1778
01:43:24,083 --> 01:43:26,133
还有2分钟才坐个了

1779
01:43:26,133 --> 01:43:27,366
哈哈哈哈

1780
01:43:27,366 --> 01:43:29,599
还有2分钟你坐一车还差不多

1781
01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:32,283
认输吧小子啊啊

1782
01:43:35,733 --> 01:43:36,649
好内功

1783
01:43:36,966 --> 01:43:40,399
原来吸武内力加快提高了温度

1784
01:43:40,450 --> 01:43:43,250
让原来需要用七七四十九个钟头盾的

1785
01:43:43,250 --> 01:43:46,200
佛跳墙只需要2分钟就搞定

1786
01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:48,000
啊

1787
01:43:49,733 --> 01:43:50,849
请问大师

1788
01:43:51,133 --> 01:43:53,483
你这一生吃过最好的东西是什么

1789
01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:59,533
施主这个问题要问你自己才对

1790
01:43:59,850 --> 01:44:01,250
问我自己

1791
01:44:01,566 --> 01:44:05,366
不错大师大师你跟谁说话

1792
01:44:05,483 --> 01:44:07,966
这个叫做千里传音

1793
01:44:18,450 --> 01:44:20,250
分享给我啊叉烧

1794
01:44:27,766 --> 01:44:30,049
他是对我也问了哈哈哈

1795
01:44:36,533 --> 01:44:40,049
啊啊这招是阴真经

1796
01:44:40,083 --> 01:44:43,599
错这招叫黯然销魂手

1797
01:44:44,200 --> 01:44:45,800
黯然销魂手

1798
01:44:46,283 --> 01:44:50,999
这招是施主由心而发自创的招式

1799
01:44:51,533 --> 01:44:52,566
有一天

1800
01:44:52,850 --> 01:44:57,800
我看见施主很黯然的在那里唱歌

1801
01:44:58,650 --> 01:45:01,683
情何以知情

1802
01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:05,766
哎这个问题太难回答了

1803
01:45:05,766 --> 01:45:07,683
这一生直播最好吃的东西是什么

1804
01:45:08,850 --> 01:45:10,133
你们回答的出来吗

1805
01:45:10,133 --> 01:45:11,649
这怎么可能回答的出来

1806
01:45:18,083 --> 01:45:20,333
我这一生吃过最好吃的东西

1807
01:45:21,166 --> 01:45:23,049
可能就是

1808
01:45:28,250 --> 01:45:29,850
饼干碎吧

1809
01:45:52,366 --> 01:45:54,799
施主他一夜白了头

1810
01:45:55,133 --> 01:45:56,649
情深意重

1811
01:45:57,133 --> 01:45:59,799
问世间情是何物

1812
01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:02,400
直教生死相许

1813
01:46:02,883 --> 01:46:05,599
我见施主他痴心一片

1814
01:46:06,000 --> 01:46:08,366
所以我就原谅了他

1815
01:46:09,050 --> 01:46:12,166
想不到大师也是性情中人

1816
01:46:17,483 --> 01:46:18,283
哈哈哈

1817
01:46:23,650 --> 01:46:27,450
谢谢773801=7谢谢你投资的大冒犯

1818
01:46:27,483 --> 01:46:29,249
加上摩维摩耶q

1819
01:46:32,366 --> 01:46:34,249
啊确实啊

1820
01:46:34,933 --> 01:46:37,166
客人觉得那个小仙女

1821
01:46:37,166 --> 01:46:38,799
做的饭确实不错啊

1822
01:47:04,050 --> 01:47:05,966
3哦不是叉烧

1823
01:47:11,850 --> 01:47:17,283
哈哈哈少林绝学朵云掌有点乐时间到

1824
01:47:17,566 --> 01:47:18,883
比赛完毕

1825
01:47:23,483 --> 01:47:24,399
掐胸

1826
01:47:27,650 --> 01:47:29,933
哎但是我上一次吃叉烧太不好吃了

1827
01:47:29,933 --> 01:47:31,533
好香啊现在

1828
01:47:31,733 --> 01:47:32,683
那个不了

1829
01:47:33,850 --> 01:47:35,366
没有办法代入

1830
01:47:36,133 --> 01:47:39,133
这就是超级无敌海景佛教墙

1831
01:47:41,450 --> 01:47:42,600
爸爸妈妈

1832
01:47:45,533 --> 01:47:47,933
这种由内功炖出来的佛跳墙

1833
01:47:48,083 --> 01:47:49,766
不但火候十足

1834
01:47:49,766 --> 01:47:51,683
而且味浓而不重

1835
01:47:51,766 --> 01:47:53,249
酥脆而不焦

1836
01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:55,533
九种材料都是极品

1837
01:47:55,533 --> 01:47:58,366
足足有九九八十一种变化

1838
01:47:58,366 --> 01:48:00,449
不但味道层次分明

1839
01:48:00,450 --> 01:48:02,650
而且做到了浑然一体

1840
01:48:02,650 --> 01:48:05,683
不愧为超级无敌海景佛跳墙

1841
01:48:06,083 --> 01:48:09,649
哈哈哈哈哈哈

1842
01:48:10,083 --> 01:48:11,483
这碗是

1843
01:48:12,450 --> 01:48:14,050
黯然销魂饭

1844
01:48:14,050 --> 01:48:16,366
你少装蒜的叉烧饭就是叉烧饭

1845
01:48:16,366 --> 01:48:18,883
加个荷包蛋最多值二十几块钱一碗

1846
01:48:18,883 --> 01:48:20,683
黯什么然销什么魂饭啊

1847
01:48:20,683 --> 01:48:22,933
别装模作样的小子啊荒谬

1848
01:48:23,250 --> 01:48:24,566
我大胆的说一句

1849
01:48:24,566 --> 01:48:26,799
在我面前没有人敢装模作样的

1850
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:28,566
你给我安静一点哼

1851
01:48:40,083 --> 01:48:41,366
感觉看起来就

1852
01:48:46,283 --> 01:48:49,799
吃啊我从没吃过这么好吃的叉烧

1853
01:48:50,050 --> 01:48:51,683
救命啊

1854
01:48:52,933 --> 01:48:54,933
叉烧的肉汁镇在纤维里面

1855
01:48:54,933 --> 01:48:56,333
好似江河汇聚

1856
01:48:56,333 --> 01:48:58,483
而且里面的肉筋被内力打碎

1857
01:48:58,483 --> 01:48:59,799
入口极之松化

1858
01:48:59,800 --> 01:49:03,133
再配合用火云掌煎成的糖心荷包蛋哇

1859
01:49:03,133 --> 01:49:04,683
这叉烧太棒了

1860
01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:07,533
世间没有形容词可以形容他了

1861
01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:10,250
哈为什么为什么

1862
01:49:10,483 --> 01:49:11,483
为什么

1863
01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:14,200
为什么让我知道原这么好的这个演员

1864
01:49:14,200 --> 01:49:16,000
肯定拍了很久吧

1865
01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:17,166
怎么办呢

1866
01:49:23,450 --> 01:49:26,000
哎这是怎么了

1867
01:49:27,966 --> 01:49:29,849
我怎么会流泪呢

1868
01:49:31,133 --> 01:49:33,166
有一种哀伤感

1869
01:49:33,850 --> 01:49:36,450
是洋葱我加了洋葱

1870
01:49:37,483 --> 01:49:39,399
实在太贴切了

1871
01:49:39,800 --> 01:49:41,883
原来是洋葱啊

1872
01:49:43,883 --> 01:49:45,049
吃了这碗饭

1873
01:49:45,050 --> 01:49:47,050
令人感动的流泪

1874
01:49:48,250 --> 01:49:51,166
怪不得叫黯然销魂饭

1875
01:49:51,766 --> 01:49:53,649
实在太黯然了

1876
01:49:53,850 --> 01:49:55,333
太销魂了

1877
01:49:55,333 --> 01:49:58,799
太犯了太好了哈哈哈

1878
01:50:00,000 --> 01:50:00,966
可惜

1879
01:50:02,133 --> 01:50:04,399
都怪我老公爱寻花问柳

1880
01:50:04,400 --> 01:50:06,200
让人家捉奸在床

1881
01:50:08,766 --> 01:50:10,333
我试赌成性

1882
01:50:10,333 --> 01:50:12,733
打牌被人陷害让人家抓住

1883
01:50:14,133 --> 01:50:15,766
最惨的就是我的乖儿子

1884
01:50:15,766 --> 01:50:17,733
让他们拉进了黑社会

1885
01:50:17,883 --> 01:50:19,133
完了老大

1886
01:50:23,650 --> 01:50:24,450
he

1887
01:50:27,966 --> 01:50:30,199
哈哈哈哈哈

1888
01:50:30,683 --> 01:50:33,733
让那帮家伙抓住我的把柄要挟我

1889
01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:37,966
今晚的食神是

1890
01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:41,966
唐牛唐牛才是食神嗯

1891
01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:47,083
说了那么多废话还不让学我

1892
01:50:48,566 --> 01:50:49,599
太好了

1893
01:50:52,450 --> 01:50:55,933
根本就没有食神啊什么

1894
01:50:55,933 --> 01:50:58,399
或者人人都是食神什么

1895
01:50:58,566 --> 01:51:02,333
少说废话颁奖老爸和大哥小妹

1896
01:51:02,333 --> 01:51:03,533
男孩女孩

1897
01:51:03,850 --> 01:51:05,083
只要用心

1898
01:51:05,766 --> 01:51:06,599
你说什么

1899
01:51:07,133 --> 01:51:08,766
人人都都是死人

1900
01:51:09,450 --> 01:51:10,683
这人数都发疯了

1901
01:51:10,683 --> 01:51:14,883
给他叫救护车哈哈哈哈哈

1902
01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:48,483
啥呀

1903
01:51:51,966 --> 01:51:53,283
哦漏点了

1904
01:52:15,933 --> 01:52:19,333
施主你本来是掌管烧菜的神器

1905
01:52:19,883 --> 01:52:22,599
犯天条而被贬到人间

1906
01:52:22,733 --> 01:52:24,933
受36劫72难

1907
01:52:25,200 --> 01:52:28,450
今天你终于领悟到时的真谛

1908
01:52:28,766 --> 01:52:31,766
刚才你所煮的饭真情流露

1909
01:52:31,766 --> 01:52:34,366
连玉皇大帝都深受感恩

1910
01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:35,366
为什么

1911
01:52:35,366 --> 01:52:39,199
你动了神心泄露天机本应受罚

1912
01:52:39,366 --> 01:52:42,249
但是面临用心良苦一

1913
01:52:42,250 --> 01:52:44,883
往情深故网开一面

1914
01:52:44,883 --> 01:52:46,399
没有延迟啊这个字母

1915
01:52:49,650 --> 01:52:51,566
哈哈哈哈哈

1916
01:52:51,733 --> 01:52:54,483
史廷芬你算是落足本钱了

1917
01:52:54,483 --> 01:52:56,166
神仙都请出来了

1918
01:52:56,166 --> 01:52:57,733
把神仙请出来啊

1919
01:52:57,800 --> 01:52:59,400
给我瞧瞧啊

1920
01:52:59,450 --> 01:53:01,333
装神仙你装神仙

1921
01:53:01,600 --> 01:53:03,083
装神仙臭不臭

1922
01:53:03,450 --> 01:53:04,766
贪吃又不守门口

1923
01:53:05,050 --> 01:53:06,800
现在我要把你打回原形

1924
01:53:09,083 --> 01:53:12,133
啊啊这是能办什么天堂

1925
01:53:13,000 --> 01:53:14,850
嗯走了

1926
01:53:18,450 --> 01:53:20,366
你是不是也想试一试

1927
01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:22,533
不是不是不关我的事啊

1928
01:53:22,533 --> 01:53:24,399
我是闲着没事路过的

1929
01:53:24,450 --> 01:53:26,683
这里的人我完全不认识啊

1930
01:53:27,000 --> 01:53:28,766
尤其是那边乱开的那个

1931
01:53:28,766 --> 01:53:30,249
我都不知道他是谁啊

1932
01:53:30,366 --> 01:53:32,849
可能是做菜的时候做咸了吧

1933
01:53:46,883 --> 01:53:47,683
啊

1934
01:53:48,566 --> 01:53:49,366
啊

1935
01:53:52,166 --> 01:53:53,733
虾米东东啊

1936
01:54:00,166 --> 01:54:02,133
叔叔真的变狗了

1937
01:54:04,883 --> 01:54:08,483
还在流鼻涕而且这个狗全都是幻劫

1938
01:54:09,133 --> 01:54:11,966
吓不倒我的哈哈

1939
01:54:23,933 --> 01:54:28,966
什么都有可能的圣诞节吗啊啊

1940
01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:30,200
额有朝天

1941
01:54:30,733 --> 01:54:32,333
眼中有阳光

1942
01:54:32,566 --> 01:54:34,366
是神仙下凡了

1943
01:54:34,366 --> 01:54:36,199
有没有那么多神仙啊

1944
01:54:36,333 --> 01:54:40,049
有正是举头三尺有神灵

1945
01:54:40,800 --> 01:54:41,933
那是英斗吗

1946
01:54:41,933 --> 01:54:42,799
分不出来

1947
01:54:42,800 --> 01:54:45,683
我那天走路上摸了一只呃

1948
01:54:45,733 --> 01:54:48,083
那个斗我也不知道是什么斗

1949
01:54:48,083 --> 01:54:49,566
可能是法斗吧

1950
01:54:49,883 --> 01:54:52,483
哇塞等我看完再跟他们大家说

1951
01:54:52,733 --> 01:54:54,133
啊我先跟你们说吧

1952
01:54:54,600 --> 01:54:55,933
我怕我忘记了

1953
01:54:56,733 --> 01:54:59,733
我们不去看你比赛是他的意思

1954
01:55:00,400 --> 01:55:01,600
我今天走在路上

1955
01:55:01,766 --> 01:55:03,283
跟我朋友一起回家吗

1956
01:55:03,283 --> 01:55:05,449
然后我没有整天家猫逗狗

1957
01:55:05,450 --> 01:55:07,483
我经常在路上看到那种狗你知道吗

1958
01:55:07,483 --> 01:55:08,333
我很想摸

1959
01:55:08,333 --> 01:55:09,483
但是我又很色恐

1960
01:55:09,483 --> 01:55:11,766
我不敢去问别人主人说能不能摸

1961
01:55:11,766 --> 01:55:13,599
我竟然就是目送他们远去

1962
01:55:13,600 --> 01:55:14,933
就比如说那边来了一只狗

1963
01:55:14,933 --> 01:55:15,849
让他们往这边走

1964
01:55:15,850 --> 01:55:18,566
我就这样哦小狗

1965
01:55:19,083 --> 01:55:20,049
啊就这样

1966
01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:24,966
懂吧都不敢去摸的我我截止到目前

1967
01:55:25,683 --> 01:55:30,283
就是这么久我只摸过3只狗一只是4只

1968
01:55:31,083 --> 01:55:32,049
我想想

1969
01:55:32,683 --> 01:55:33,483
4只

1970
01:55:37,283 --> 01:55:39,533
有一只是那个什么那个什么那种什么

1971
01:55:39,533 --> 01:55:41,933
嗯什么什么什么什么什么狗啊

1972
01:55:42,200 --> 01:55:43,450
什么什么什么啊

1973
01:55:43,450 --> 01:55:44,083
什么狗啊

1974
01:55:44,083 --> 01:55:45,849
耳耳朵很大但是不是比格犬

1975
01:55:45,850 --> 01:55:47,883
真长但是长得有点像比格犬

1976
01:55:47,933 --> 01:55:48,799
像那个什么

1977
01:55:49,450 --> 01:55:50,283
有点像什么

1978
01:55:50,283 --> 01:55:52,683
那个鹰什么哎什么什么啊什么什么

1979
01:55:52,683 --> 01:55:54,449
完全想不到什么什么啊

1980
01:55:54,600 --> 01:55:56,800
反正反正就是哈哈哈

1981
01:55:57,200 --> 01:55:58,400
反正长得很像

1982
01:55:58,533 --> 01:56:01,766
呃那个那个比格犬但是不是比格犬

1983
01:56:02,733 --> 01:56:05,083
耳朵也很长很长摸了一下

1984
01:56:05,166 --> 01:56:06,683
很很小很小很小

1985
01:56:06,733 --> 01:56:09,366
不是腊肠不是腊肠比腊肠可爱多了

1986
01:56:09,366 --> 01:56:10,533
正常体型

1987
01:56:10,933 --> 01:56:14,566
然后摸了一下感觉他的毛短短刺刺的

1988
01:56:17,850 --> 01:56:19,133
还挺乖的爪子很大

1989
01:56:19,133 --> 01:56:22,766
长得很像很像宾格犬但是不是宾格犬

1990
01:56:22,800 --> 01:56:24,733
也是耳朵耷拉下来的那种

1991
01:56:24,966 --> 01:56:25,849
摸了一下

1992
01:56:25,883 --> 01:56:27,199
好刺挠啊

1993
01:56:27,883 --> 01:56:29,999
感觉脾气还挺好的

1994
01:56:30,133 --> 01:56:32,283
然后那个主人也是说非常调皮

1995
01:56:32,283 --> 01:56:33,249
非常调皮

1996
01:56:33,366 --> 01:56:37,166
然后不是泰迪是不常见的狗不常见的

1997
01:56:37,933 --> 01:56:40,399
然后又摸还摸了一只金毛来着

1998
01:56:40,650 --> 01:56:42,366
当当时是我们小区停电了

1999
01:56:42,366 --> 01:56:45,599
然后没事干在在那个小区门口站着啊

2000
01:56:45,600 --> 01:56:47,966
然后然后看到有一只那个金毛

2001
01:56:48,000 --> 01:56:49,000
也也在那

2002
01:56:49,083 --> 01:56:50,399
呃在在路边

2003
01:56:50,400 --> 01:56:51,650
然后我就一直盯着

2004
01:56:51,766 --> 01:56:53,599
然后他们就在说这个金毛怎么怎么

2005
01:56:53,600 --> 01:56:54,800
然后我也上去摸了一下

2006
01:56:54,800 --> 01:56:56,850
哎好乖呀妈妈呀

2007
01:56:56,883 --> 01:56:57,766
好可爱

2008
01:56:58,966 --> 01:57:02,133
还有一只是那个什么呃快递驿站那

2009
01:57:02,766 --> 01:57:03,799
栓了一条狗

2010
01:57:04,083 --> 01:57:05,366
然后反正我不敢摸

2011
01:57:05,366 --> 01:57:06,649
然后我朋友去摸的

2012
01:57:07,483 --> 01:57:09,449
杜宾不是小狗小狗

2013
01:57:13,050 --> 01:57:13,850
哼

2014
01:57:15,850 --> 01:57:17,250
我偷偷叫他让他不咬我吗

2015
01:57:17,250 --> 01:57:19,650
我非常害怕被狗咬我太害怕被狗咬了

2016
01:57:20,333 --> 01:57:21,083
然后

2017
01:57:21,083 --> 01:57:23,883
最后就是那个最近摸到的那个发抖

2018
01:57:23,883 --> 01:57:25,399
我也我也不知道是不是啊

2019
01:57:25,400 --> 01:57:26,883
是一个那个什么大家

2020
01:57:26,883 --> 01:57:28,999
我当时拿完快捷和朋友一起走走

2021
01:57:29,000 --> 01:57:30,083
在回家的路上

2022
01:57:30,650 --> 01:57:31,883
就起码10米远

2023
01:57:31,883 --> 01:57:34,249
我就听到那个狗的在喘气了大家

2024
01:57:34,366 --> 01:57:35,799
太可怕了

2025
01:57:36,600 --> 01:57:37,133
10米远

2026
01:57:37,133 --> 01:57:40,966
我就听到背后非常粗重的喘气声

2027
01:57:43,366 --> 01:57:44,566
然后那个声音呃

2028
01:57:44,650 --> 01:57:47,283
那个什么随着我和朋友慢慢的步行

2029
01:57:47,283 --> 01:57:48,399
离我越来越近

2030
01:57:48,400 --> 01:57:50,400
越来越近哇我转头一看

2031
01:57:50,400 --> 01:57:51,333
哇这这

2032
01:57:51,450 --> 01:57:54,000
这是一只没有多大的狗这就是哈哈哈

2033
01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:55,283
也没有跑步

2034
01:57:55,283 --> 01:57:56,883
就走路喘成这样

2035
01:57:58,366 --> 01:58:01,199
然后是一个那个那个叔叔还是爷爷

2036
01:58:01,200 --> 01:58:02,933
可能是爷爷吧五六十岁

2037
01:58:03,133 --> 01:58:04,399
然后牵着的

2038
01:58:04,566 --> 01:58:06,933
好大声我的天呐

2039
01:58:07,133 --> 01:58:07,933
然后

2040
01:58:08,766 --> 01:58:10,449
然后反正感觉那个爷爷挺好的

2041
01:58:10,450 --> 01:58:11,333
我就说能不能

2042
01:58:11,333 --> 01:58:13,533
我就说他咬人吗可以摸一下吗

2043
01:58:13,533 --> 01:58:15,199
然后他就说啊可以摸可以摸

2044
01:58:15,200 --> 01:58:17,800
然后我就摸了一下哇那个哇

2045
01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:18,683
我都感觉

2046
01:58:19,250 --> 01:58:21,050
很很很像那个什么

2047
01:58:21,650 --> 01:58:23,800
哇就是跟一般的狗不太像

2048
01:58:23,800 --> 01:58:25,200
就是他的脑门

2049
01:58:25,200 --> 01:58:27,050
然后肉很多层层叠叠的

2050
01:58:27,050 --> 01:58:29,650
我感觉就像在摸我爸的光头一样

2051
01:58:30,450 --> 01:58:31,650
哇我觉得这个狗

2052
01:58:31,650 --> 01:58:33,683
我就我当时跟我朋友说我的天呐

2053
01:58:33,683 --> 01:58:34,799
这个狗就是

2054
01:58:35,766 --> 01:58:40,399
这个狗变成人就是我爸哈哈哈哈就是

2055
01:58:40,650 --> 01:58:41,933
声音又很出众

2056
01:58:41,966 --> 01:58:43,683
然后呼吸很出众

2057
01:58:43,683 --> 01:58:45,883
感觉他睡觉肯定是那个什么

2058
01:58:48,050 --> 01:58:48,966
肯定是这种

2059
01:58:48,966 --> 01:58:50,133
然后摸那个

2060
01:58:50,133 --> 01:58:52,166
摸起来那个层层叠叠的肉感

2061
01:58:52,166 --> 01:58:53,449
就是很像那种

2062
01:58:53,450 --> 01:58:57,400
呃中中年男性那种有点肉的中年男性

2063
01:58:57,683 --> 01:58:59,966
的光头太像了

2064
01:59:00,050 --> 01:59:00,850
因为他那个

2065
01:59:01,650 --> 01:59:03,816
你们摸没摸过我发抖啊

2066
01:59:04,416 --> 01:59:06,299
真的很像中年男性

2067
01:59:07,900 --> 01:59:09,333
很像人很像人

2068
01:59:09,333 --> 01:59:12,499
就是没什么毛发感就是全是那种肉感

2069
01:59:17,133 --> 01:59:19,649
不是我也我怎么说呢

2070
01:59:19,900 --> 01:59:21,816
反正就是真真的真的真的

2071
01:59:22,016 --> 01:59:24,216
反正就是很很中年男性他就发抖

2072
01:59:24,216 --> 01:59:25,733
完全就是中年男性

2073
01:59:26,533 --> 01:59:27,933
超级大声

2074
01:59:27,933 --> 01:59:30,383
然后摸完之后他又往前走去了

2075
01:59:31,300 --> 01:59:33,500
这么缓缓离开了

2076
01:59:35,900 --> 01:59:36,816
很温顺吗

2077
01:59:36,816 --> 01:59:37,783
太吵了太吵了

2078
01:59:37,783 --> 01:59:40,533
我就感觉发抖那个那个什么呃

2079
01:59:41,416 --> 01:59:43,183
睡觉必须要离他10米远

2080
01:59:43,183 --> 01:59:45,183
不然都能听到他粗重的呼吸

2081
01:59:47,983 --> 01:59:50,299
没事没事我爸这辈子看不到我直播的

2082
01:59:51,300 --> 01:59:52,733
我爸妈应该还没有回来

2083
01:59:54,583 --> 01:59:56,299
你净出馊主意

2084
01:59:56,300 --> 01:59:59,183
到时候我被那个什么被被咬了怎么办

2085
02:00:06,850 --> 02:00:07,650
咳

2086
02:00:10,533 --> 02:00:11,333
咳

2087
02:00:24,933 --> 02:00:27,216
真样本人还是假的

2088
02:00:30,816 --> 02:00:31,933
by me

2089
02:00:35,533 --> 02:00:36,983
偷抖音应该刷不到吧

2090
02:00:36,983 --> 02:00:38,049
我们不在一个世界

2091
02:00:38,050 --> 02:00:41,216
抖音有多少视频你知道吗继续看

2092
02:00:43,016 --> 02:00:44,249
怕你分心呐

2093
02:00:44,416 --> 02:00:46,499
是啊不会吧

2094
02:00:46,700 --> 02:00:47,850
是真的

2095
02:00:47,983 --> 02:00:48,816
这颗子弹呐

2096
02:00:48,816 --> 02:00:50,333
被鸡鸭挡住了

2097
02:00:50,333 --> 02:00:51,699
不仅没有死啊

2098
02:00:51,733 --> 02:00:53,649
医生还顺便替他换了龅牙

2099
02:00:53,650 --> 02:00:54,983
脸上也磨了皮

2100
02:00:54,983 --> 02:00:56,649
这回是因祸得福了

2101
02:00:56,650 --> 02:00:57,900
不会吧

2102
02:00:58,450 --> 02:01:00,500
是真的哎

2103
02:01:00,500 --> 02:01:01,733
他正赶来呢

2104
02:01:06,783 --> 02:01:10,583
分分钟都盼望跟他见面哇

2105
02:01:10,583 --> 02:01:11,733
好时尚啊

2106
02:01:19,583 --> 02:01:21,616
穿的好时尚好超前啊

2107
02:01:23,783 --> 02:01:24,416
哎

2108
02:01:24,416 --> 02:01:26,249
喜不喜欢都要说句话呀

2109
02:01:27,733 --> 02:01:31,583
事到如今还有什么好说的哼还给你

2110
02:01:34,450 --> 02:01:35,300
哈哈哈

2111
02:01:40,650 --> 02:01:42,100
哎怎么卡了一下

2112
02:01:49,850 --> 02:01:52,100
他这个衣服确实很时尚的呀

2113
02:02:02,383 --> 02:02:03,299
啊结束了

2114
02:02:03,300 --> 02:02:05,900
今天的直播就到此结束喽

2115
02:02:18,416 --> 02:02:20,249
逐个讲一次争咩咧

2116
02:02:20,250 --> 02:02:21,850
沟埋你做濑尿牛已经100

2117
02:02:22,133 --> 02:02:23,849
瞓住咩肯定有啊

2118
02:02:24,333 --> 02:02:25,133
明明明

2119
02:02:25,733 --> 02:02:26,249
明明

2120
02:02:26,250 --> 02:02:27,050
明明

2121
02:02:27,783 --> 02:02:28,583
明

2122
02:02:31,216 --> 02:02:32,933
啊怎么怎么这么早早下播

2123
02:02:32,933 --> 02:02:35,983
因为那个什么呃呃想被大家挽留一下

2124
02:02:46,450 --> 02:02:47,583
to you

2125
02:02:48,983 --> 02:02:51,649
gives my love to you

2126
02:02:53,333 --> 02:02:56,533
gives my love to you

2127
02:02:57,700 --> 02:02:58,583
you

2128
02:02:59,650 --> 02:03:00,650
to you

2129
02:03:26,850 --> 02:03:31,650
good day don't you get funny me oh boy

2130
02:03:39,383 --> 02:03:40,333
初恋好吧

2131
02:03:46,533 --> 02:03:47,333
这个吗

2132
02:03:49,100 --> 02:03:50,016
原唱是谁

2133
02:03:53,216 --> 02:03:54,183
我什么时候

2134
02:03:54,183 --> 02:03:55,849
我我不管睡多少个小时

2135
02:03:55,850 --> 02:03:57,216
当天晚上都能睡着

2136
02:03:57,216 --> 02:03:59,133
我不知道你们睡眠怎么这么差

2137
02:03:59,333 --> 02:04:01,616
就是有的人会说那种什么哎

2138
02:04:01,933 --> 02:04:03,816
嗯那什么睡这么久晚上睡不着

2139
02:04:03,816 --> 02:04:05,099
我从来不会

2140
02:04:05,216 --> 02:04:07,099
我只要想睡我就能睡

2141
02:04:10,983 --> 02:04:11,783
哼

2142
02:04:16,300 --> 02:04:18,333
爱恋没经验

2143
02:04:20,100 --> 02:04:22,700
我今天上播前躺在床上也想也想

2144
02:04:22,700 --> 02:04:23,700
睡着来着

2145
02:04:23,983 --> 02:04:25,049
也快睡着了

2146
02:04:26,783 --> 02:04:28,849
你们睡眠力也太差了吧

2147
02:04:34,783 --> 02:04:36,783
我都不知道是你们有问题

2148
02:04:36,783 --> 02:04:38,016
还是我有问题了

2149
02:04:38,383 --> 02:04:41,183
问为何共他见一面

2150
02:04:43,333 --> 02:04:44,133
不

2151
02:04:49,183 --> 02:04:49,933
是

2152
02:04:49,933 --> 02:04:50,733
原唱吗

2153
02:04:53,216 --> 02:04:54,183
莫文媚唱的

2154
02:04:54,183 --> 02:04:55,416
但是没有单曲

2155
02:04:56,616 --> 02:04:59,816
足已令我倒颠倒颠

2156
02:05:01,500 --> 02:05:05,383
分分钟都盼望跟他见面

2157
02:05:05,733 --> 02:05:09,183
默默地伫候也从来

2158
02:05:09,300 --> 02:05:12,733
分分钟都渴望与他相见

2159
02:05:12,733 --> 02:05:18,016
在路上碰着亦乐上几天几天轻快

2160
02:05:18,100 --> 02:05:19,300
的感觉

2161
02:05:19,700 --> 02:05:21,183
飘上面

2162
02:05:22,183 --> 02:05:23,299
可爱的

2163
02:05:23,850 --> 02:05:27,183
一个初恋恋

2164
02:05:29,616 --> 02:05:30,416
可

2165
02:05:35,016 --> 02:05:38,049
爱的一个错错恋

2166
02:05:38,783 --> 02:05:40,899
真有前夫假有前夫啊别骗我

2167
02:05:41,100 --> 02:05:42,816
可爱的一个初

2168
02:05:43,216 --> 02:05:43,533
恋

2169
02:05:43,533 --> 02:05:44,333
恋

2170
02:05:45,783 --> 02:05:50,099
爱爱爱恋恋无惊人

2171
02:05:52,100 --> 02:05:52,900
任

2172
02:05:53,133 --> 02:05:54,133
今天

2173
02:05:54,133 --> 02:05:55,816
错错花园

2174
02:05:57,816 --> 02:05:58,616
哼

2175
02:05:59,900 --> 02:06:00,700
真的吗

2176
02:06:00,983 --> 02:06:02,533
四川人就是会吧

2177
02:06:02,900 --> 02:06:03,700
爱

2178
02:06:03,933 --> 02:06:05,416
恋无惊艳

2179
02:06:06,650 --> 02:06:09,016
今天才发现

2180
02:06:10,250 --> 02:06:11,183
遥遥

2181
02:06:11,383 --> 02:06:13,249
共她见一面

2182
02:06:13,900 --> 02:06:17,333
那份快乐太新鲜

2183
02:06:17,783 --> 02:06:21,416
我一息我我一夜

2184
02:06:21,450 --> 02:06:23,450
失眠让这

2185
02:06:23,933 --> 02:06:24,733
心

2186
02:06:25,183 --> 02:06:28,533
里乱乱乱灭音

2187
02:06:28,933 --> 02:06:30,299
好难好难哦

2188
02:06:31,416 --> 02:06:32,333
录音

2189
02:06:33,500 --> 02:06:37,416
妈妈妈妈妈妈妈走走

2190
02:06:38,900 --> 02:06:45,983
妈妈妈妈妈妈妈梦最最先已是妈妈梦

2191
02:06:48,300 --> 02:06:53,416
分分钟都盼望跟他见面默默地煮后

2192
02:06:53,416 --> 02:06:54,733
亦从来不愿

2193
02:06:54,983 --> 02:06:56,849
你们这么说的人到底是不是广东人啊

2194
02:06:56,850 --> 02:06:57,783
别别尬吹

2195
02:06:57,783 --> 02:07:00,933
给我吹上天了到时候全是挂吹

2196
02:07:10,133 --> 02:07:10,933
感觉

2197
02:07:10,933 --> 02:07:13,649
感觉感觉飘送面

2198
02:07:20,850 --> 02:07:23,850
不是广东人那你就不能夸标准啊

2199
02:07:24,900 --> 02:07:27,050
乐上几天几天

2200
02:07:27,733 --> 02:07:30,249
轻快的感觉飘上面

2201
02:07:31,450 --> 02:07:34,250
可爱的一个初恋

2202
02:07:54,133 --> 02:07:56,133
my Mama don't like you

2203
02:07:56,250 --> 02:07:57,850
she likes everyone

2204
02:08:03,100 --> 02:08:04,450
这个这个乐队怎么也

2205
02:08:04,500 --> 02:08:06,050
翻翻翻唱这个

2206
02:08:10,783 --> 02:08:12,733
不是你不是那你怎么评价啊

2207
02:08:12,733 --> 02:08:14,333
那你就像我我说你的

2208
02:08:14,416 --> 02:08:16,249
我说你的北京话很标准

2209
02:08:16,333 --> 02:08:18,533
我有我我我怎么评价

2210
02:08:32,850 --> 02:08:34,500
要不跟你们说什么事情来着

2211
02:08:41,983 --> 02:08:43,499
还是那个版本吧

2212
02:08:44,416 --> 02:08:45,849
等下我要给朋友找个东西

2213
02:08:54,016 --> 02:08:55,016
哈哈哈

2214
02:09:09,100 --> 02:09:09,900
哈哈哈

2215
02:09:11,450 --> 02:09:13,533
爱恋没经验

2216
02:09:14,100 --> 02:09:15,183
进一个

2217
02:09:15,183 --> 02:09:17,299
今天初发现

2218
02:09:18,650 --> 02:09:21,650
遥遥共他见一面

2219
02:09:22,450 --> 02:09:24,650
那份快乐太新鲜

2220
02:09:25,050 --> 02:09:25,850
呃

2221
02:09:29,333 --> 02:09:30,333
可以可以可以

2222
02:09:31,733 --> 02:09:33,016
不错不错

2223
02:09:35,016 --> 02:09:36,499
我们现在干嘛呢

2224
02:09:37,250 --> 02:09:39,533
美丽印象似初恋

2225
02:09:42,650 --> 02:09:44,816
默默望着是

2226
02:09:44,850 --> 02:09:48,300
默默望着那目光似电

2227
02:09:50,016 --> 02:09:54,333
那刹那接触已令我倒颠

2228
02:09:56,733 --> 02:09:57,533
分分钟

2229
02:09:57,533 --> 02:09:58,649
再看一部啊

2230
02:09:58,983 --> 02:10:00,933
再看一部就太晚了吧

2231
02:10:18,733 --> 02:10:20,133
不也就两点

2232
02:10:21,533 --> 02:10:23,183
你们还想看什么吗

2233
02:10:25,216 --> 02:10:28,616
要是还有豪宅看就好了可惜

2234
02:10:32,183 --> 02:10:34,816
要不要再看豪宅大家哈哈哈

2235
02:10:34,900 --> 02:10:35,983
我想想哈

2236
02:10:38,450 --> 02:10:39,700
想不想看豪宅

2237
02:10:39,983 --> 02:10:41,333
不想抖了不想抖了

2238
02:10:41,333 --> 02:10:43,816
那抖出来我全都是不好看的

2239
02:10:47,450 --> 02:10:50,100
遥遥共他见一面

2240
02:10:50,816 --> 02:10:53,133
那份快乐太新鲜

2241
02:10:54,533 --> 02:10:56,733
我一夜失眠

2242
02:10:58,133 --> 02:11:00,383
影子心里现

2243
02:11:01,900 --> 02:11:03,216
问为何阿

2244
02:11:03,300 --> 02:11:05,383
都没有那种真实一点的

2245
02:11:06,616 --> 02:11:10,333
都没有真实一点的怎么回事呢

2246
02:11:12,450 --> 02:11:14,500
大师的建筑设计

2247
02:11:14,616 --> 02:11:15,416
啊

2248
02:11:16,616 --> 02:11:18,933
有没有那个什么日常一点的

2249
02:11:34,616 --> 02:11:35,583
与他

2250
02:11:35,650 --> 02:11:36,416
相见

2251
02:11:36,416 --> 02:11:39,049
看那种改造吧有没有好看的改造啊

2252
02:11:47,650 --> 02:11:48,583
看你做饭吗

2253
02:11:48,583 --> 02:11:50,583
我没啥兴趣看做饭其实

2254
02:11:54,216 --> 02:11:55,816
犹如从来没怨

2255
02:11:56,500 --> 02:12:00,216
分分钟都渴望与他相见

2256
02:12:00,216 --> 02:12:03,299
在路上碰着亦乐上几天

2257
02:12:04,733 --> 02:12:06,699
轻快的感觉飘上

2258
02:12:21,300 --> 02:12:22,733
哎大家我跟你们说啊

2259
02:12:22,733 --> 02:12:25,499
大家我看看梦想感谢到家很好吗

2260
02:12:26,983 --> 02:12:28,333
梦梦想

2261
02:12:28,333 --> 02:12:29,133
梦想

2262
02:12:29,216 --> 02:12:30,616
梦梦

2263
02:12:31,183 --> 02:12:33,299
想改到家等下我看一下我爸妈回来没

2264
02:12:33,300 --> 02:12:34,100
我叫一下

2265
02:12:34,533 --> 02:12:35,333
我爸

2266
02:12:44,050 --> 02:12:45,850
啊疯掉了忘记

2267
02:12:46,616 --> 02:12:49,216
手办了手办手办了

2268
02:12:55,783 --> 02:12:56,583
AH

2269
02:12:57,733 --> 02:12:58,533
AH

2270
02:13:00,183 --> 02:13:01,249
怪尴尬的

2271
02:13:02,450 --> 02:13:03,250
哈哈哈

2272
02:13:10,250 --> 02:13:13,533
啊百万提前请0基啊刚刚好

2273
02:13:19,533 --> 02:13:20,333
呦呦

2274
02:13:33,616 --> 02:13:33,899
by

2275
02:13:33,900 --> 02:13:34,700
哇

2276
02:13:35,100 --> 02:13:37,900
巨星麒麟军还有呢

2277
02:13:37,900 --> 02:13:39,300
还有没有别的推荐啊

2278
02:13:40,050 --> 02:13:41,383
我到时候那个

2279
02:13:41,900 --> 02:13:43,016
交替看看

2280
02:13:49,500 --> 02:13:50,300
哎

2281
02:13:50,933 --> 02:13:51,249
这

2282
02:13:51,250 --> 02:13:51,816
那种不对

2283
02:13:51,816 --> 02:13:53,849
那你得是相当恋父的人

2284
02:13:53,850 --> 02:13:56,333
或者是缺少父爱的人才那个吧

2285
02:13:56,416 --> 02:14:00,333
还好吧我没有这方面的缺陷吧

2286
02:14:01,900 --> 02:14:04,133
啊不能不能也不能说是缺陷啊

2287
02:14:04,133 --> 02:14:06,249
没有这方面的需求啊

2288
02:14:08,816 --> 02:14:11,299
全能住宅改造房

2289
02:14:12,333 --> 02:14:13,133
哎

2290
02:14:13,500 --> 02:14:14,450
往这看看

2291
02:14:23,050 --> 02:14:24,016
哇这个好老啊

2292
02:14:24,016 --> 02:14:26,016
全能住宅搞改造房啊

2293
02:14:27,100 --> 02:14:28,383
这就是王姨

2294
02:14:37,733 --> 02:14:39,249
啊这个是搞怪的吧

2295
02:14:40,900 --> 02:14:43,416
这个这个这个三弟有点害怕

2296
02:14:47,016 --> 02:14:48,416
OK交替着看看

2297
02:14:49,850 --> 02:14:50,650
开始

2298
02:14:53,500 --> 02:14:55,016
啊看看谢谢谢谢

2299
02:14:55,016 --> 02:14:56,216
谢谢橘子橘

2300
02:14:57,983 --> 02:14:58,783
的风云

2301
02:14:59,733 --> 02:15:00,533
谢谢谢谢

2302
02:15:01,183 --> 02:15:01,983
你们要

2303
02:15:02,850 --> 02:15:03,733
的小花

2304
02:15:05,650 --> 02:15:06,450
花

2305
02:15:10,050 --> 02:15:10,850
Timmy

2306
02:15:12,333 --> 02:15:13,133
na na na na na

2307
02:15:15,216 --> 02:15:16,016
na

2308
02:15:18,250 --> 02:15:23,416
na na na na na na na na na na na na

2309
02:15:26,416 --> 02:15:27,216
na na

2310
02:15:32,133 --> 02:15:32,416
好

2311
02:15:32,416 --> 02:15:33,299
够了够了够了

2312
02:15:33,733 --> 02:15:35,133
我先看一个

2313
02:15:35,733 --> 02:15:36,383
梦想

2314
02:15:36,383 --> 02:15:38,533
哎这我为什么是个梦想改造家啊

2315
02:15:43,450 --> 02:15:44,416
true love

2316
02:15:57,900 --> 02:15:59,216
妈妈快看快看

2317
02:15:59,733 --> 02:16:02,983
先看一下呃室室内设计师梁正

2318
02:16:05,533 --> 02:16:06,333
Goodbye

2319
02:16:07,500 --> 02:16:10,500
you met that ka tower

2320
02:16:11,183 --> 02:16:14,616
you said that makula

2321
02:16:16,783 --> 02:16:20,733
what soon as i hear called hero

2322
02:16:23,183 --> 02:16:25,249
我之前那个什么别急别急

2323
02:16:25,250 --> 02:16:26,216
马上马上

2324
02:16:28,416 --> 02:16:30,733
那个红砖房那个是生气的是吧

2325
02:16:30,733 --> 02:16:32,183
我好像也看过

2326
02:16:33,500 --> 02:16:36,650
那个是不是瞎改是不是啊我也忘记了

2327
02:16:37,016 --> 02:16:39,299
我记得有一个节目有点瞎改

2328
02:16:39,300 --> 02:16:40,900
我忘记是啥了

2329
02:16:47,016 --> 02:16:48,849
哎我都没有吃的了

2330
02:16:50,333 --> 02:16:52,216
ti i'm on my shoulder

2331
02:16:52,583 --> 02:16:53,849
give me the eye

2332
02:16:57,900 --> 02:16:58,700
害死了

2333
02:17:02,216 --> 02:17:03,016
看看

2334
02:17:03,700 --> 02:17:04,700
萌萌哒呀

2335
02:17:06,816 --> 02:17:08,983
修饰品几年后流行的卫生间

2336
02:17:09,050 --> 02:17:10,933
常规卫生间马桶都是竖着放

2337
02:17:10,933 --> 02:17:12,016
过道瞬间就变窄

2338
02:17:12,016 --> 02:17:15,016
不如这样做马桶常规深度在700左右

2339
02:17:15,016 --> 02:17:15,816
算上走道

2340
02:17:15,816 --> 02:17:18,133
卫生间的深度最窄可以做1米4

2341
02:17:18,133 --> 02:17:20,249
这样能满足做单的排泄的需求

2342
02:17:20,450 --> 02:17:21,816
如果因为你家的马桶

2343
02:17:21,900 --> 02:17:23,333
卫生间瞬间变窄

2344
02:17:23,383 --> 02:17:25,383
那证明你家的户型不适合拉屎

2345
02:17:25,450 --> 02:17:27,250
这边建议您直接拉裤子里

2346
02:17:27,300 --> 02:17:29,533
一用镀锌方管做六面框架

2347
02:17:29,616 --> 02:17:31,099
中间竖着焊接几根短的

2348
02:17:31,100 --> 02:17:32,100
记得提前固定好

2349
02:17:32,100 --> 02:17:34,133
水箱外包几块大理石做围挡

2350
02:17:34,133 --> 02:17:35,133
好看又耐用

2351
02:17:35,216 --> 02:17:37,849
关键是增加了台面空间安装壁挂马桶

2352
02:17:37,850 --> 02:17:39,616
水箱上做活动的大理石台面

2353
02:17:39,616 --> 02:17:40,983
冲水按钮面板可拆卸

2354
02:17:40,983 --> 02:17:42,299
方便下水管检修

2355
02:17:42,383 --> 02:17:43,816
壁挂马桶不仅颜值高

2356
02:17:43,816 --> 02:17:45,583
老婆坐在上面真的超级方便

2357
02:17:45,583 --> 02:17:47,216
关键没有卫生死角好打理

2358
02:17:47,216 --> 02:17:48,783
记得这个位置要切圆角

2359
02:17:48,850 --> 02:17:50,183
撞不到人才安全

2360
02:17:50,216 --> 02:17:51,016
2

2361
02:17:51,616 --> 02:17:53,383
这个卫生间隔墙觉得眼熟吗

2362
02:17:53,383 --> 02:17:55,983
像不像老八的秘制小食堂公共厕所

2363
02:17:56,100 --> 02:17:58,933
一般情况下不建议把公厕照搬到家内

2364
02:17:58,933 --> 02:18:01,099
这位公厕设计师请你收敛点

2365
02:18:01,100 --> 02:18:02,416
网络不是法外之恋

2366
02:18:02,416 --> 02:18:04,616
这个公厕的墙体摆放看上去很奇怪

2367
02:18:04,616 --> 02:18:05,899
我做了个尺寸图

2368
02:18:06,100 --> 02:18:07,933
按最小尺寸放出来的图

2369
02:18:07,933 --> 02:18:10,333
马桶间需要1米宽度和1米深度

2370
02:18:10,533 --> 02:18:13,533
隐藏式水箱的马桶长度在580左右

2371
02:18:13,533 --> 02:18:15,783
马桶中心离着墙体476

2372
02:18:15,816 --> 02:18:18,016
马桶的边缘离着墙体270

2373
02:18:18,183 --> 02:18:19,816
如果只有270的话

2374
02:18:19,816 --> 02:18:21,783
不建议上完厕所就擦屁股

2375
02:18:21,783 --> 02:18:23,849
你不擦屁股最多就是卫生问题

2376
02:18:23,983 --> 02:18:26,333
要是因为擦屁股一脑袋撞墙上

2377
02:18:26,333 --> 02:18:27,699
容易撞伤你

2378
02:18:27,700 --> 02:18:28,933
觉得别扭是因为

2379
02:18:29,100 --> 02:18:30,816
第一他缩放三维模型了

2380
02:18:30,816 --> 02:18:32,533
第二他做了太多拐角

2381
02:18:32,533 --> 02:18:33,533
看上去不舒服

2382
02:18:33,533 --> 02:18:34,583
2右边红砖

2383
02:18:34,583 --> 02:18:35,733
水泥砂浆气体台

2384
02:18:35,733 --> 02:18:38,416
外贴大理石台阶上面清空回填的砂石

2385
02:18:38,416 --> 02:18:39,649
四周砌红砖做跌级

2386
02:18:39,650 --> 02:18:40,900
底下刷防水涂料

2387
02:18:41,016 --> 02:18:42,899
陶粒回填水泥砂浆粉瓶

2388
02:18:43,383 --> 02:18:44,699
这个完全就是在放屁

2389
02:18:44,700 --> 02:18:45,850
我都不知道他在说什么

2390
02:18:45,850 --> 02:18:46,933
我也不知道他在说什么

2391
02:18:47,616 --> 02:18:49,383
哪来的砂石让你清空啊

2392
02:18:49,416 --> 02:18:51,499
你咋不把你脑袋里面的积液清空呢

2393
02:18:51,500 --> 02:18:53,016
里面铺贴防滑的马赛克

2394
02:18:53,016 --> 02:18:54,383
侧面镀锌方管框架

2395
02:18:54,383 --> 02:18:56,533
外贴大理石增加台面空间

2396
02:18:56,650 --> 02:18:58,133
墙壁上挖一个薄薄的洞

2397
02:18:58,133 --> 02:18:59,183
里面瓷砖贴面

2398
02:18:59,183 --> 02:19:01,183
记得要放点斜坡才不会积水

2399
02:19:01,183 --> 02:19:02,899
洗漱用品拿取超级方便

2400
02:19:02,983 --> 02:19:04,099
浴缸就这样完成

2401
02:19:04,900 --> 02:19:06,900
这种为了抬高而抬高的浴缸

2402
02:19:06,900 --> 02:19:08,500
就好像脑子里面有缺陷

2403
02:19:08,616 --> 02:19:10,249
必须得通过抬高地面

2404
02:19:10,250 --> 02:19:11,783
才能治好脑子里的病

2405
02:19:11,900 --> 02:19:13,300
抬高两步台阶

2406
02:19:13,333 --> 02:19:14,583
一步150高

2407
02:19:14,583 --> 02:19:15,899
台阶不能做太高

2408
02:19:15,900 --> 02:19:17,216
要不然容易踩空

2409
02:19:17,300 --> 02:19:18,900
两步加起来一共300高

2410
02:19:18,900 --> 02:19:21,050
谁会在这么矮的王八池里面泡澡啊

2411
02:19:21,300 --> 02:19:22,383
预算不够的话

2412
02:19:22,383 --> 02:19:24,649
就花两三百买个折叠浴缸

2413
02:19:24,650 --> 02:19:26,300
不用了放到一边不占地方

2414
02:19:26,416 --> 02:19:28,816
预算充足就去买个成品浴缸

2415
02:19:28,850 --> 02:19:30,050
不想要了还能扔

2416
02:19:30,133 --> 02:19:31,899
通过抬高做了这么一个浴缸

2417
02:19:31,933 --> 02:19:33,099
你后期不想要了

2418
02:19:33,100 --> 02:19:35,700
加了二次想翻修还得把地面都砸了

2419
02:19:35,733 --> 02:19:36,933
你们家有浴缸吗

2420
02:19:36,933 --> 02:19:39,499
浴缸不会躺着很硬邦邦吗

2421
02:19:39,500 --> 02:19:40,300
我在想啊

2422
02:19:40,300 --> 02:19:41,133
缝多显廉价

2423
02:19:41,133 --> 02:19:42,449
空间感更小更压抑

2424
02:19:42,450 --> 02:19:44,333
而是600*1米2瓷砖竖着贴

2425
02:19:44,450 --> 02:19:45,650
高端大气上档次

2426
02:19:45,700 --> 02:19:47,733
记得底砖和墙砖要对缝才美观

2427
02:19:47,933 --> 02:19:50,249
5淋浴区中间整片石材做拉槽

2428
02:19:50,300 --> 02:19:51,816
防滑的同时还不积水

2429
02:19:51,816 --> 02:19:52,733
不要单个地漏

2430
02:19:52,733 --> 02:19:54,383
而是做两个75的下水管

2431
02:19:54,450 --> 02:19:55,650
装个长条方形的漏

2432
02:19:55,650 --> 02:19:56,650
关键跑水快

2433
02:19:56,650 --> 02:19:57,650
颜值还超高

2434
02:19:57,783 --> 02:19:59,133
淋浴区就这样完成了

2435
02:19:59,183 --> 02:20:00,383
没有一个人有啊

2436
02:20:00,450 --> 02:20:01,900
这嫩可怜啊比个心

2437
02:20:01,900 --> 02:20:02,700
非常方便

2438
02:20:03,783 --> 02:20:05,249
这个地漏设计的有点东西

2439
02:20:05,250 --> 02:20:07,050
但我不知道设计的是啥东西

2440
02:20:07,250 --> 02:20:09,533
淋浴洒下来的水也没有挡水条

2441
02:20:09,533 --> 02:20:11,583
要么直接流到旁边的楼梯

2442
02:20:11,616 --> 02:20:13,183
让整个马桶湿湿漉漉

2443
02:20:13,300 --> 02:20:15,983
要么流到后面的浴缸变成污水坑

2444
02:20:16,333 --> 02:20:18,133
6用镀锌方管做框架

2445
02:20:18,133 --> 02:20:19,499
中间在焊接一条短的

2446
02:20:19,500 --> 02:20:21,183
底部用脚铁三脚架做支撑

2447
02:20:21,416 --> 02:20:23,699
再找298建设房就是硬质的啦

2448
02:20:23,700 --> 02:20:25,216
把它狠狠的固定在墙上

2449
02:20:25,216 --> 02:20:26,899
上面再盖上几块大理石

2450
02:20:26,933 --> 02:20:28,499
悬空洗手台食用颜值高

2451
02:20:28,500 --> 02:20:29,900
关键是卫生好打扫

2452
02:20:29,983 --> 02:20:32,216
老婆和双胞胎妹妹在上面也压不垮

2453
02:20:32,816 --> 02:20:35,449
从去年开始他们就一直推销钢材

2454
02:20:35,583 --> 02:20:37,049
他真的我哭死

2455
02:20:37,183 --> 02:20:38,583
这种悬空洗手台

2456
02:20:38,583 --> 02:20:40,183
没必要像他这样去定制

2457
02:20:40,300 --> 02:20:41,983
如果会使用智能手机

2458
02:20:41,983 --> 02:20:44,133
可以去网上买这种成品的洗手台

2459
02:20:44,300 --> 02:20:45,900
不会使用智能手机的话

2460
02:20:45,900 --> 02:20:47,300
打车到当地的家具城

2461
02:20:47,300 --> 02:20:47,933
不行不行

2462
02:20:47,933 --> 02:20:51,583
我设计知识太太频频繁了

2463
02:20:51,733 --> 02:20:53,783
甚至看不懂他在吐槽什么

2464
02:20:54,850 --> 02:20:57,333
打扰了打扰了打扰了

2465
02:20:59,016 --> 02:21:01,249
甚甚至看不明白他在说什么

2466
02:21:02,300 --> 02:21:03,700
看点正经的吧

2467
02:21:05,900 --> 02:21:07,250
呃先看这个吧

2468
02:21:10,700 --> 02:21:12,050
大庆海报也会告诉你

2469
02:21:12,050 --> 02:21:14,133
如果只是在东京待上几个小时

2470
02:21:14,133 --> 02:21:16,583
也务必要把这几个小时留在新宿

2471
02:21:16,583 --> 02:21:18,933
在这座人来人往车水马龙的城市里

2472
02:21:18,933 --> 02:21:21,016
住着今天的改造对象虚腾一家

2473
02:21:21,016 --> 02:21:23,449
这个占地面积29平米的二层小楼

2474
02:21:23,450 --> 02:21:25,300
就是容纳了一家三口的住宅

2475
02:21:25,300 --> 02:21:27,100
住在二楼的是虚腾夫妇

2476
02:21:27,133 --> 02:21:29,249
妻子已怀有身孕即将迎来二人的

2477
02:21:29,250 --> 02:21:30,333
我想看到木啊

2478
02:21:30,333 --> 02:21:31,583
二楼的话还OK

2479
02:21:31,650 --> 02:21:32,250
可以看吧

2480
02:21:32,250 --> 02:21:34,733
75岁老母亲居住的一楼就离谱

2481
02:21:34,733 --> 02:21:37,183
因为这个家就建立在十字路口旁边

2482
02:21:37,183 --> 02:21:38,899
以前的一楼作为商府使用

2483
02:21:38,900 --> 02:21:39,816
是没有问题的

2484
02:21:39,816 --> 02:21:40,699
为什么他占

2485
02:21:40,733 --> 02:21:42,416
占占占占

2486
02:21:42,416 --> 02:21:44,299
这么多不是呃为什么

2487
02:21:44,650 --> 02:21:46,450
呃送之一好了OK

2488
02:21:46,933 --> 02:21:49,016
客流量对做买卖还是个优势

2489
02:21:49,016 --> 02:21:51,449
要是换成住人情况就完全反转了

2490
02:21:51,450 --> 02:21:52,333
透过玻璃窗

2491
02:21:52,333 --> 02:21:55,049
奶奶就像一件在橱窗里被展览的商品

2492
02:21:55,050 --> 02:21:57,250
屋内的一举一动都全部暴露在外

2493
02:21:57,250 --> 02:21:58,383
毫无隐私可言

2494
02:21:58,383 --> 02:21:59,533
超级没有安全感

2495
02:21:59,533 --> 02:22:01,133
奶奶平时做饭睡觉

2496
02:22:01,133 --> 02:22:02,616
休息都要在这里进行

2497
02:22:02,616 --> 02:22:04,699
已经不能算是人类居住的地方了

2498
02:22:04,700 --> 02:22:06,733
显然这不是夫妻二人想看到的

2499
02:22:06,733 --> 02:22:08,333
为了奶奶能身体健康

2500
02:22:08,616 --> 02:22:10,499
希望两代人都能安心生活

2501
02:22:10,500 --> 02:22:11,183
长相酷酷

2502
02:22:11,183 --> 02:22:14,499
哒哒哒哒滴哒哒哒哒滴滴呢

2503
02:22:23,583 --> 02:22:24,416
主治医师

2504
02:22:24,816 --> 02:22:27,249
Nookoto Youtiety

2505
02:22:27,300 --> 02:22:29,183
现在日本最好的大夫出动了

2506
02:22:29,183 --> 02:22:31,216
将要从里到外的诊断这些房

2507
02:22:31,216 --> 02:22:32,049
但是说实话

2508
02:22:32,050 --> 02:22:34,133
我真不知道这首歌有啥好的

2509
02:22:34,533 --> 02:22:36,983
我就我真不觉得这首歌也很好听啊

2510
02:22:37,183 --> 02:22:37,983
在10年前

2511
02:22:37,983 --> 02:22:40,016
因为附近的大众澡堂都停运了

2512
02:22:40,016 --> 02:22:41,899
才后搭建的傻奶的卫生间

2513
02:22:41,900 --> 02:22:43,700
蹲下来甚至连门都关不上

2514
02:22:43,700 --> 02:22:44,500
令人窒息

2515
02:22:44,500 --> 02:22:47,216
想边上厕所边玩个手机都变成了奢侈

2516
02:22:47,216 --> 02:22:49,049
奶奶的房间下面并没有地板

2517
02:22:49,050 --> 02:22:51,216
仅仅在水泥地上铺了一层地席

2518
02:22:51,216 --> 02:22:53,099
平时就在这冰冷的地面上睡

2519
02:22:53,100 --> 02:22:55,650
四舍五入的话就约等于在大马路上睡

2520
02:22:55,650 --> 02:22:57,616
要知道老年人最怕的就是冷啊

2521
02:22:57,616 --> 02:22:58,816
二楼其实也挺愁

2522
02:22:58,983 --> 02:23:01,416
上楼梯正对着的狭窄国道摆满了那

2523
02:23:01,416 --> 02:23:03,733
太多了巨人的o s t

2524
02:23:03,850 --> 02:23:05,616
哈哈哈哈

2525
02:23:05,983 --> 02:23:06,783
啊

2526
02:23:06,933 --> 02:23:07,849
这小二楼里

2527
02:23:08,016 --> 02:23:08,816
没得说

2528
02:23:08,816 --> 02:23:09,583
全是晚期

2529
02:23:09,583 --> 02:23:10,899
唯一一个比较健康的

2530
02:23:10,900 --> 02:23:12,300
就只有夫妻二人的卧室

2531
02:23:12,300 --> 02:23:14,383
这次改造旭东夫妇给出的太

2532
02:23:14,500 --> 02:23:15,700
多好哎还在说

2533
02:23:15,700 --> 02:23:16,983
别说了人民币63万元

2534
02:23:16,983 --> 02:23:19,183
对于这个小房子来说还是够用的

2535
02:23:19,183 --> 02:23:21,699
难点就在于要照顾到虽然在一起住

2536
02:23:21,700 --> 02:23:22,816
但生活上还是分

2537
02:23:22,816 --> 02:23:24,449
开的两代人的生活习惯

2538
02:23:24,450 --> 02:23:26,700
把这座房子改造成更健康的家

2539
02:23:26,700 --> 02:23:27,850
抱着这样的信念

2540
02:23:27,850 --> 02:23:29,533
主治医师要开始手术了

2541
02:23:29,533 --> 02:23:31,649
在清理完房间里的老旧物件之后

2542
02:23:31,733 --> 02:23:32,099
才

2543
02:23:32,100 --> 02:23:33,216
是我们的经典环节

2544
02:23:33,333 --> 02:23:34,899
还有人还在旁边津津乐

2545
02:23:35,450 --> 02:23:37,300
看着看着自己家的房子就塌了

2546
02:23:37,300 --> 02:23:37,900
毫不意外

2547
02:23:37,900 --> 02:23:40,133
徐腾家的防冻结构也存在着大问题

2548
02:23:40,133 --> 02:23:41,733
身边的居住到上个世纪

2549
02:23:41,733 --> 02:23:43,899
当初这个房子的建造者偷工减料

2550
02:23:43,900 --> 02:23:44,733
横梁和柱子

2551
02:23:44,733 --> 02:23:46,783
基本上采用的都是随处搜集

2552
02:23:46,783 --> 02:23:47,899
长短不一的废材

2553
02:23:47,900 --> 02:23:49,650
打个比方就好像你盖砖房

2554
02:23:49,650 --> 02:23:51,216
今天路边捡来一块砖

2555
02:23:51,216 --> 02:23:52,333
明天弄点水泥

2556
02:23:52,333 --> 02:23:54,049
东拼西凑出来了一套房子

2557
02:23:54,050 --> 02:23:55,733
好在经过工人们的修砌

2558
02:23:55,783 --> 02:23:57,449
整体框架变得坚固许多

2559
02:23:57,450 --> 02:23:59,016
主治医师一声令下

2560
02:23:59,016 --> 02:23:59,816
在房子旁边

2561
02:23:59,816 --> 02:24:00,899
后增建的浴室

2562
02:24:00,900 --> 02:24:02,783
也如同一颗肿瘤般被切除掉

2563
02:24:02,783 --> 02:24:04,699
随之暴露出来的是更大的隐患

2564
02:24:04,700 --> 02:24:05,900
因为浴室拆除

2565
02:24:05,900 --> 02:24:07,100
墙体被开了个大洞

2566
02:24:07,100 --> 02:24:08,900
房屋支撑能力也有所下降

2567
02:24:08,900 --> 02:24:11,016
主治医师在这里用几根上好的木材

2568
02:24:11,016 --> 02:24:11,816
做了些称

2569
02:24:12,850 --> 02:24:14,333
咱们还是看梦想改造师吧

2570
02:24:14,333 --> 02:24:17,133
梦想改造师一一期有多少分钟啊大家

2571
02:24:17,250 --> 02:24:18,250
在这里为奶奶

2572
02:24:18,250 --> 02:24:20,783
贴心的设计了一个40厘米高的榻榻米

2573
02:24:20,783 --> 02:24:21,649
炕这个数字

2574
02:24:21,650 --> 02:24:23,783
是结合奶奶日常生活得出来的

2575
02:24:23,783 --> 02:24:25,049
无论是躺着坐着

2576
02:24:25,050 --> 02:24:26,983
或转身或把腿伸进脚颅

2577
02:24:27,050 --> 02:24:28,250
还是下炕去做饭

2578
02:24:28,250 --> 02:24:30,216
任何一个动作都可以以一个最

2579
02:24:30,216 --> 02:24:31,783
不是也没有看不懂啊

2580
02:24:31,783 --> 02:24:34,533
就是炕这应该叫人体工程学炕

2581
02:24:34,533 --> 02:24:35,933
二楼也复制了这个设计

2582
02:24:35,933 --> 02:24:38,183
爱好缠绕的妻子终于有了地方施展

2583
02:24:38,183 --> 02:24:38,933
不仅如此

2584
02:24:38,933 --> 02:24:41,049
展开专门定做的可拆卸式栅栏

2585
02:24:41,050 --> 02:24:42,300
好吧好吧给你们看完

2586
02:24:42,300 --> 02:24:43,533
出生的宝宝的区域

2587
02:24:43,533 --> 02:24:45,333
为了在宝宝学会走路之前都

2588
02:24:45,333 --> 02:24:46,099
不会有危险

2589
02:24:46,100 --> 02:24:47,300
栅栏还能改变设置

2590
02:24:47,300 --> 02:24:49,416
到此为止比较大的改动都已结

2591
02:24:49,533 --> 02:24:50,699
之前上浮这一面

2592
02:24:50,700 --> 02:24:52,216
已经被封上加装好炸了

2593
02:24:52,216 --> 02:24:53,333
确保了个人隐私

2594
02:24:53,333 --> 02:24:55,099
奶奶的安全感瞬间爆棚

2595
02:24:55,100 --> 02:24:57,700
去他家原本的大轮就正对着十字路口

2596
02:24:57,700 --> 02:24:59,816
每次出门都是一场危险游戏

2597
02:24:59,816 --> 02:25:00,933
在浴室被拆除后

2598
02:25:00,933 --> 02:25:03,216
大门合理的设置在了两面墙的缝隙中

2599
02:25:03,216 --> 02:25:04,299
这已经是最有解了

2600
02:25:04,300 --> 02:25:05,816
每天上下班看到这个小小

2601
02:25:05,816 --> 02:25:08,299
而且赶上11级还挺长的吗好吧

2602
02:25:08,300 --> 02:25:09,333
也是充满希望的一天

2603
02:25:09,333 --> 02:25:12,183
进门就看到了开放式明亮的生活空间

2604
02:25:12,183 --> 02:25:13,816
清洁度变得柔缓的楼梯

2605
02:25:13,816 --> 02:25:15,383
下面是大容量的收纳柜

2606
02:25:15,383 --> 02:25:17,449
拉开对面的拉门就是宽敞的卫浴

2607
02:25:17,450 --> 02:25:19,100
我不想看他讲解的

2608
02:25:19,100 --> 02:25:21,050
我想看29平米的小家

2609
02:25:21,050 --> 02:25:22,733
实现了利用率最大化

2610
02:25:22,783 --> 02:25:25,416
他要讲解的话就是讲解豪宅比较好

2611
02:25:25,900 --> 02:25:26,700
呃

2612
02:25:27,583 --> 02:25:28,533
要这种改造的话

2613
02:25:28,533 --> 02:25:29,249
我就想看

2614
02:25:29,250 --> 02:25:32,050
是那个设计师讲那种理念的那种

2615
02:25:32,050 --> 02:25:35,333
懂吧设设计师来讲就是那种生活

2616
02:25:35,416 --> 02:25:36,783
跟跟业主沟通

2617
02:25:37,216 --> 02:25:38,183
对对对对

2618
02:25:39,300 --> 02:25:41,500
不不不是很想看他这种讲解的

2619
02:25:41,500 --> 02:25:41,900
窗边

2620
02:25:41,900 --> 02:25:44,416
摆放的是他们年轻时一起旅游的纪念

2621
02:25:44,416 --> 02:25:45,449
品是只属于你看

2622
02:25:45,450 --> 02:25:47,183
我想我再看看我看看大家

2623
02:25:47,183 --> 02:25:48,499
刚才还推荐了一个来着

2624
02:25:48,500 --> 02:25:51,133
是主治医师利用旧物的废弃材料制成

2625
02:25:51,133 --> 02:25:52,183
也表达了对爷爷

2626
02:25:52,700 --> 02:25:54,816
来到二楼榻榻米下面的空间

2627
02:25:55,183 --> 02:25:57,533
现在看一个这个虾通设计

2628
02:25:59,133 --> 02:25:59,933
瞅瞅

2629
02:26:01,616 --> 02:26:02,933
房底下竟然欠条河

2630
02:26:02,933 --> 02:26:05,416
幸亏这业主八字过硬五行缺点水

2631
02:26:05,416 --> 02:26:07,183
要不然早就塌了个屁的球子了

2632
02:26:07,183 --> 02:26:09,699
本期的委托人是一位83岁的老奶奶

2633
02:26:09,700 --> 02:26:10,850
居住在110年前

2634
02:26:10,850 --> 02:26:12,300
干了60平方小破房里

2635
02:26:12,300 --> 02:26:14,783
晚上睡着睡着觉就听地板下面

2636
02:26:14,850 --> 02:26:15,650
哇

2637
02:26:16,583 --> 02:26:18,983
夜长尿多的毛病看来是改不掉了

2638
02:26:19,016 --> 02:26:20,733
起来尿尿也不是个容易的事

2639
02:26:20,733 --> 02:26:23,699
走到床边再碾无先把楼梯盖打开

2640
02:26:23,700 --> 02:26:25,250
然后哆哆嗦嗦摸着还是爬下

2641
02:26:25,250 --> 02:26:27,583
这个形似梯子的楼梯他不抖

2642
02:26:27,583 --> 02:26:29,499
没扶手这个好吓人啊

2643
02:26:29,583 --> 02:26:32,449
要么2秒钟全看老太太身板是否过硬

2644
02:26:32,450 --> 02:26:33,900
不光晚上尿尿折腾

2645
02:26:33,900 --> 02:26:35,650
白天洗个衣服也不容易

2646
02:26:35,650 --> 02:26:36,616
一层潮气太重哎

2647
02:26:36,616 --> 02:26:37,816
我跟你们说啊

2648
02:26:38,100 --> 02:26:41,050
现在好多家里面坐那种楼梯啊大家

2649
02:26:41,250 --> 02:26:42,100
也不容易

2650
02:26:42,216 --> 02:26:45,333
就他嗯哪种楼梯啊

2651
02:26:46,100 --> 02:26:47,616
我有点忘记了

2652
02:26:48,250 --> 02:26:51,216
跟这个有点像但是他是那种嗯

2653
02:26:52,183 --> 02:26:53,016
有点像玻璃

2654
02:26:53,016 --> 02:26:56,216
然后然后很悬空的那种你们知道吗

2655
02:26:56,450 --> 02:27:00,050
哇哎我想想这他是透明的你知道吗

2656
02:27:00,450 --> 02:27:02,050
反正我去有个亲戚家

2657
02:27:02,050 --> 02:27:03,383
他他们家就是那样

2658
02:27:03,383 --> 02:27:04,249
然后我当时

2659
02:27:04,450 --> 02:27:06,533
而且他我想起来了

2660
02:27:06,533 --> 02:27:09,249
他就这个楼梯吗他下面还可以过人

2661
02:27:09,300 --> 02:27:11,816
就他下面这这还还能那个什么大家

2662
02:27:12,050 --> 02:27:13,300
哎我给你们指啊

2663
02:27:13,333 --> 02:27:14,616
这比如说呃

2664
02:27:14,616 --> 02:27:16,099
这比如说我走走到这

2665
02:27:16,100 --> 02:27:17,383
大家还可以站站在这

2666
02:27:17,383 --> 02:27:18,533
然后哎就跟他这个一样

2667
02:27:18,533 --> 02:27:19,849
然后比他这个还要高

2668
02:27:19,900 --> 02:27:22,300
然后这个就是这个梯子比这还要高

2669
02:27:22,300 --> 02:27:24,133
然后这这还可以走人之类的

2670
02:27:24,133 --> 02:27:27,416
就这大家还在这吃东西看电视呢啊

2671
02:27:27,416 --> 02:27:29,699
就是就穿着裙子这样走上去

2672
02:27:29,700 --> 02:27:32,333
我当时那个什么我就在想他这个

2673
02:27:32,416 --> 02:27:34,649
他这个他们平时要日常怎样生

2674
02:27:34,650 --> 02:27:36,450
怎样生活哈哈

2675
02:27:36,783 --> 02:27:37,583
哈

2676
02:27:37,700 --> 02:27:38,450
想不出来吗

2677
02:27:38,450 --> 02:27:41,816
他就是透明的梯子他就是透明的然后

2678
02:27:41,850 --> 02:27:43,900
然后有点高你知道吧

2679
02:27:43,900 --> 02:27:44,933
他的二楼有点高

2680
02:27:44,933 --> 02:27:46,216
然后你这样抬头

2681
02:27:46,216 --> 02:27:47,383
就是比如说你站在下面

2682
02:27:47,383 --> 02:27:48,699
然后上面有个人在走

2683
02:27:48,700 --> 02:27:50,016
然后他穿着裙子的话

2684
02:27:50,050 --> 02:27:51,450
你可以抬头看见他他

2685
02:27:51,500 --> 02:27:53,783
他穿的今天穿的是什么颜色内裤

2686
02:27:54,050 --> 02:27:55,333
一层潮气太重啊

2687
02:27:55,333 --> 02:27:56,583
晾衣服只能跑到楼顶

2688
02:27:56,583 --> 02:27:57,933
爬上摔老婆的楼梯

2689
02:27:57,933 --> 02:27:59,249
跨过40公分高的窗台

2690
02:27:59,250 --> 02:28:01,850
太离谱了我当时是真的想说

2691
02:28:01,850 --> 02:28:03,583
相连的夹缝中晾晒衣服

2692
02:28:03,583 --> 02:28:05,216
整套动作行云流水

2693
02:28:05,216 --> 02:28:07,449
你穿了打底裤也不想被看到啊

2694
02:28:07,450 --> 02:28:08,583
38我都信

2695
02:28:08,700 --> 02:28:09,816
女儿心疼母亲

2696
02:28:09,816 --> 02:28:11,783
决定拿出800万日元用来改造

2697
02:28:13,533 --> 02:28:16,099
一级建筑师大龙珠奶挺身而出

2698
02:28:16,100 --> 02:28:17,383
作为一位难得出场的

2699
02:28:17,383 --> 02:28:18,783
水灵灵的女性设计师

2700
02:28:18,783 --> 02:28:20,933
节目组当然得安排一场水灵灵的倒霉

2701
02:28:20,933 --> 02:28:22,383
项目大龙姐钻到底下

2702
02:28:22,383 --> 02:28:24,099
我想说的还真明白

2703
02:28:24,383 --> 02:28:26,983
我不说明白你不能了解我的意思呀

2704
02:28:26,983 --> 02:28:28,249
长期的河水浸泡

2705
02:28:28,250 --> 02:28:30,133
这木梁肯定也好不到哪去了

2706
02:28:30,133 --> 02:28:32,099
最关键的是他们家有差不多3分

2707
02:28:32,100 --> 02:28:34,016
哎想看看豪宅

2708
02:28:34,016 --> 02:28:36,933
而且是真正的别人自己拍的

2709
02:28:36,933 --> 02:28:39,249
哎有钱人能不能拍一下豪宅啊

2710
02:28:40,050 --> 02:28:43,183
我做梦都不知道怎么梦搞的真的是

2711
02:28:43,650 --> 02:28:44,850
每个人都有责任

2712
02:28:46,300 --> 02:28:48,700
每个有钱人都有责任拍vlog

2713
02:28:49,050 --> 02:28:51,650
支撑房子乘凉就直接丢张的在这放着

2714
02:28:51,650 --> 02:28:52,500
谁也不爱谁

2715
02:28:52,500 --> 02:28:54,216
下面的底座也是极其简易

2716
02:28:54,383 --> 02:28:56,133
有木头的有空心砖的

2717
02:28:56,133 --> 02:28:57,583
还有各种碎砖瓦片的

2718
02:28:57,583 --> 02:28:59,183
大梁长得也跟开玩笑一样

2719
02:28:59,183 --> 02:29:00,583
看起来是又薄又碎

2720
02:29:00,583 --> 02:29:01,499
墙面更扯淡

2721
02:29:01,500 --> 02:29:03,850
小坏蛋说他都是样样板房啊

2722
02:29:03,850 --> 02:29:05,983
他都没有生活化的东西啊

2723
02:29:06,100 --> 02:29:07,416
是要隔音没隔音

2724
02:29:07,416 --> 02:29:09,049
我不知道你之前看没看

2725
02:29:09,816 --> 02:29:10,933
113年的霍霍

2726
02:29:11,300 --> 02:29:12,983
他没有那种你知道吗

2727
02:29:13,333 --> 02:29:15,983
他就是小爱大叔谁是小爱大叔来着

2728
02:29:16,300 --> 02:29:16,900
我忘记了

2729
02:29:16,900 --> 02:29:18,850
反正我们当时看的其中一个人吗

2730
02:29:18,933 --> 02:29:20,416
他就是嗯

2731
02:29:20,416 --> 02:29:21,783
完全就是那种样板房

2732
02:29:21,783 --> 02:29:22,049
然后

2733
02:29:22,050 --> 02:29:24,816
屋里屋内没有任何那种生活化的东西

2734
02:29:25,333 --> 02:29:27,616
然后要不然他就是我想看的是那种

2735
02:29:27,616 --> 02:29:28,416
就是

2736
02:29:28,700 --> 02:29:31,650
那种别墅别墅就是太遥远了你知道吗

2737
02:29:31,650 --> 02:29:32,816
我想看一点那种

2738
02:29:33,016 --> 02:29:34,099
就是大平层

2739
02:29:34,100 --> 02:29:36,733
的那种大平层的豪宅

2740
02:29:36,983 --> 02:29:39,733
就是那种不要太郊区的那种

2741
02:29:40,650 --> 02:29:43,733
懂吧这种好少啊大平层啊

2742
02:29:43,900 --> 02:29:45,450
大平层豪宅还豪宅

2743
02:29:45,450 --> 02:29:47,900
很少很少哎也不用太豪宅吧

2744
02:29:47,900 --> 02:29:51,050
就是好看一点的房子就想看来着

2745
02:29:57,783 --> 02:30:00,533
你不是想看他在家里是不是很热

2746
02:30:01,333 --> 02:30:02,133
哎

2747
02:30:11,333 --> 02:30:13,616
哎看看我再想想

2748
02:30:20,500 --> 02:30:22,450
90%都是样板房吗

2749
02:30:26,250 --> 02:30:28,450
要不然再看看那个

2750
02:30:29,050 --> 02:30:32,533
再看看之前没看好的那个小爱大叔的

2751
02:30:34,616 --> 02:30:36,449
这个比较感兴趣

2752
02:30:38,416 --> 02:30:40,216
我爸妈都还没回来啊

2753
02:30:44,650 --> 02:30:45,616
金光说你先回来了

2754
02:30:45,616 --> 02:30:46,583
别找我说话

2755
02:30:50,383 --> 02:30:51,333
回一下回一下

2756
02:30:55,616 --> 02:30:57,783
没有我在我在我在打蚊子

2757
02:30:59,650 --> 02:31:01,500
到家别敲门别找我说话

2758
02:31:14,183 --> 02:31:15,816
这个字读啥啊大家

2759
02:31:15,900 --> 02:31:17,216
小夏我妈

2760
02:31:21,333 --> 02:31:22,249
小杰

2761
02:31:26,500 --> 02:31:27,383
me

2762
02:31:31,900 --> 02:31:33,450
oh boy

2763
02:31:38,450 --> 02:31:39,250
巴拉巴拉

2764
02:31:43,183 --> 02:31:44,383
看哪个看哪个

2765
02:31:46,416 --> 02:31:47,449
是不是看那个

2766
02:31:47,450 --> 02:31:49,783
我摊牌了我换了个新房子那个

2767
02:32:04,733 --> 02:32:07,183
你能懂起我的意见

2768
02:32:24,650 --> 02:32:26,533
可以多爱多爱

2769
02:32:26,783 --> 02:32:29,333
只敢摸摸第一个

2770
02:32:30,700 --> 02:32:32,933
啊他他他那个是那个我看过的

2771
02:32:32,933 --> 02:32:34,249
他那个是是不是

2772
02:32:34,300 --> 02:32:36,250
呃樱花错位的那个

2773
02:32:36,383 --> 02:32:37,733
he must who do i

2774
02:32:42,216 --> 02:32:45,249
need a man or who you can keep them

2775
02:32:45,850 --> 02:32:51,500
i'm not empty ita i'm not down no kokoo

2776
02:33:04,016 --> 02:33:05,816
我看过了那个我看过了

2777
02:33:05,816 --> 02:33:08,449
还是继续看豪宅吧看一小会下播啊

2778
02:33:08,450 --> 02:33:09,250
差不多

2779
02:33:13,650 --> 02:33:14,450
可以吧

2780
02:33:14,500 --> 02:33:15,733
那个我看过了

2781
02:33:15,850 --> 02:33:19,983
i don't kiss it till i eat my man on my head

2782
02:33:20,016 --> 02:33:21,299
stay with me

2783
02:33:22,783 --> 02:33:25,616
i miss you by my guitar and she's there

2784
02:33:46,650 --> 02:33:47,333
这是哪里啊

2785
02:33:47,333 --> 02:33:48,383
先看一下

2786
02:33:48,783 --> 02:33:49,583
呃

2787
02:33:50,933 --> 02:33:51,933
没说

2788
02:33:54,250 --> 02:33:56,250
大家好我是看的就豪宅大叔

2789
02:33:56,250 --> 02:33:58,816
今为大家带来这豪宅啊

2790
02:33:58,933 --> 02:34:02,049
位于刚刚看到的上海民间秀场安福

2791
02:34:02,533 --> 02:34:04,816
面积253个平方

2792
02:34:04,816 --> 02:34:06,499
三房两厅两卫

2793
02:34:06,700 --> 02:34:09,050
在家能俯瞰很多老洋房

2794
02:34:09,333 --> 02:34:11,183
总价只要半个意思

2795
02:34:11,416 --> 02:34:12,583
半个意思是多少

2796
02:34:12,783 --> 02:34:13,816
禅意满满

2797
02:34:13,816 --> 02:34:14,699
但咱们呢

2798
02:34:14,733 --> 02:34:16,533
得到另外一套豪宅

2799
02:34:16,533 --> 02:34:17,783
搬点硬货

2800
02:34:17,816 --> 02:34:19,849
让这套房子变成5,000万

2801
02:34:19,850 --> 02:34:21,050
可扶可磨

2802
02:34:21,183 --> 02:34:22,583
顺便还具备第二

2803
02:34:22,583 --> 02:34:23,249
差不多吧

2804
02:34:23,250 --> 02:34:24,583
跟我的预算差不多

2805
02:34:24,583 --> 02:34:25,583
5,000万的话

2806
02:34:26,100 --> 02:34:27,650
我的预算是5,000

2807
02:34:27,650 --> 02:34:29,100
豪宅要搬家

2808
02:34:29,133 --> 02:34:30,016
不能太空刮

2809
02:34:30,500 --> 02:34:31,333
说白了呀

2810
02:34:31,333 --> 02:34:34,216
别整一台哎大气低调点的车

2811
02:34:34,333 --> 02:34:35,449
你们是不是很纳闷

2812
02:34:35,616 --> 02:34:36,649
我为什么不开

2813
02:34:36,933 --> 02:34:38,333
我那辆大众途锐啊

2814
02:34:41,016 --> 02:34:43,733
东西是不是有点多啊

2815
02:34:44,983 --> 02:34:48,099
幸亏我华容道玩的6物理排列组合

2816
02:34:48,100 --> 02:34:48,933
试一下

2817
02:34:51,416 --> 02:34:54,649
全尺寸SUV就该有全尺寸的样子

2818
02:34:55,100 --> 02:34:57,183
第三排座椅怎么还在啊

2819
02:34:57,183 --> 02:34:59,299
后备箱将近900升的

2820
02:35:03,500 --> 02:35:05,416
对称弧形楼梯下来

2821
02:35:05,416 --> 02:35:07,383
开放式物业不含糊

2822
02:35:08,983 --> 02:35:10,183
正式还差1万

2823
02:35:10,616 --> 02:35:12,133
家人们众筹一下

2824
02:35:30,850 --> 02:35:33,983
转过来朝南客厅很反传统

2825
02:35:34,216 --> 02:35:36,649
没有大家常见的老三样但是呢

2826
02:35:36,650 --> 02:35:38,216
这个沙发一看就很硬

2827
02:35:38,216 --> 02:35:39,216
这是沙发吗

2828
02:35:39,216 --> 02:35:40,333
这是罗汉床

2829
02:35:40,500 --> 02:35:42,250
虽然没有方正这是床

2830
02:35:42,500 --> 02:35:45,450
床围也没有繁琐夸张的雕花

2831
02:35:45,450 --> 02:35:47,333
但可坐可卧

2832
02:35:48,383 --> 02:35:50,016
如果有朋友经常给你点赞

2833
02:35:50,016 --> 02:35:51,816
哎这个有点这个这个有点

2834
02:35:51,816 --> 02:35:53,216
我觉得这个有点那个

2835
02:35:53,216 --> 02:35:55,616
原来中间摆个

2836
02:35:55,650 --> 02:35:56,333
哎

2837
02:35:56,333 --> 02:35:57,133
但

2838
02:35:57,216 --> 02:35:58,649
你看他这个太激烈了

2839
02:35:58,650 --> 02:35:59,933
他这个如果你坐着的话

2840
02:35:59,933 --> 02:36:01,849
你看不到靠背对吧

2841
02:36:02,016 --> 02:36:03,299
你当床睡的话呢

2842
02:36:03,300 --> 02:36:06,100
他其实又有点小了这个太离谱了吧

2843
02:36:06,100 --> 02:36:08,333
你只能很规整的坐在这个

2844
02:36:08,333 --> 02:36:10,333
这个坐在这个边边

2845
02:36:10,416 --> 02:36:12,733
你你想靠一下都靠不住啊

2846
02:36:13,250 --> 02:36:14,533
可坐可卧

2847
02:36:15,383 --> 02:36:17,216
如果有朋友经常给你点赞

2848
02:36:17,216 --> 02:36:20,133
哎你觉得不错哎这事怎么办呢

2849
02:36:20,300 --> 02:36:23,183
约来中间摆个小擦肩

2850
02:36:23,450 --> 02:36:25,183
俩人各卧一边

2851
02:36:25,383 --> 02:36:26,616
暖阳柔风

2852
02:36:26,616 --> 02:36:27,849
喝茶聊天

2853
02:36:28,250 --> 02:36:29,816
脚只能这么全着

2854
02:36:31,133 --> 02:36:31,933
你看

2855
02:36:31,983 --> 02:36:32,849
舒展且有张

2856
02:36:32,850 --> 02:36:34,416
你看我想说什么

2857
02:36:35,383 --> 02:36:36,449
抖音抖音

2858
02:36:38,816 --> 02:36:39,616
号

2859
02:36:40,183 --> 02:36:52,899
134,200,421

2860
02:36:58,850 --> 02:37:00,783
再看凝视圈椅

2861
02:37:01,216 --> 02:37:03,583
舒展且有张力的圆弧圈

2862
02:37:03,933 --> 02:37:06,099
曲波畅流的背靠线

2863
02:37:06,450 --> 02:37:08,183
上方寓意和谐

2864
02:37:08,183 --> 02:37:11,383
这个椅子比我现在坐的椅子还难受

2865
02:37:11,383 --> 02:37:13,383
娃哈哈的数码钢琴上

2866
02:37:13,733 --> 02:37:15,783
挂个红衣纺织的心经

2867
02:37:15,816 --> 02:37:16,816
这个椅子

2868
02:37:17,583 --> 02:37:20,249
50块钱的椅子都比他舒服啊我觉得

2869
02:37:21,850 --> 02:37:23,416
阳台简单瞧瞧

2870
02:37:23,616 --> 02:37:25,816
不大但咱们可以搂一眼

2871
02:37:25,850 --> 02:37:28,133
数一数楼下有多少个老洋房

2872
02:37:31,333 --> 02:37:33,933
回来镂空隔断后的茶席

2873
02:37:34,650 --> 02:37:38,533
木马藤的材质浸润着品名的性能

2874
02:37:39,416 --> 02:37:40,983
约几位来不及

2875
02:37:40,983 --> 02:37:42,816
那行那行说实话

2876
02:37:43,933 --> 02:37:46,583
在这聊聊鹤岗2万

2877
02:37:46,783 --> 02:37:50,533
20万和200万的房子有什么区别

2878
02:37:51,583 --> 02:37:53,016
或者聊聊世界杯啊

2879
02:37:53,016 --> 02:37:54,583
那些球看看家里

2880
02:37:57,383 --> 02:37:58,783
day with me

2881
02:38:01,816 --> 02:38:07,933
cause i got the Blues like you

2882
02:38:08,016 --> 02:38:09,983
啊椅子吗哎呦

2883
02:38:11,700 --> 02:38:12,933
我不知道买啥

2884
02:38:12,933 --> 02:38:15,783
我我我害怕买了就是很麻烦就是

2885
02:38:15,783 --> 02:38:17,449
我之前说过买椅子很麻烦

2886
02:38:17,450 --> 02:38:18,616
那么大一坨

2887
02:38:19,216 --> 02:38:22,133
要是买着不舒服退回去多麻烦啊

2888
02:38:24,216 --> 02:38:26,533
大家以为我在野外露营吗

2889
02:38:26,650 --> 02:38:30,183
不是我现在啊在长沙的湘江边

2890
02:38:30,300 --> 02:38:33,450
刚才大家看到的户外营地巨幅草坪

2891
02:38:33,450 --> 02:38:34,500
篝火晚餐

2892
02:38:34,533 --> 02:38:36,249
还有各种别致的帐篷

2893
02:38:36,250 --> 02:38:38,850
都是今天看的小区内部园林

2894
02:38:41,300 --> 02:38:43,450
大家好我是看得见豪宅大叔

2895
02:38:43,450 --> 02:38:46,383
今为大家带来一套长沙的豪宅

2896
02:38:46,450 --> 02:38:47,333
就在楼上

2897
02:38:47,500 --> 02:38:49,783
面积318个平方

2898
02:38:49,816 --> 02:38:51,533
6房2厅3卫

2899
02:38:52,250 --> 02:38:53,816
总价只要700万

2900
02:38:53,816 --> 02:38:54,049
哇

2901
02:38:54,050 --> 02:38:57,016
有人说这的白天啊很懂夜的黑

2902
02:38:57,183 --> 02:38:59,733
也有人很享受楼下的私人派对

2903
02:38:59,733 --> 02:39:01,783
318平700万一平多少钱

2904
02:39:01,783 --> 02:39:03,449
在家楼下就能露营

2905
02:39:03,450 --> 02:39:04,250
烧烤

2906
02:39:04,450 --> 02:39:05,850
到底长什么样了

2907
02:39:06,016 --> 02:39:09,416
长沙印香江妞288走着

2908
02:39:16,583 --> 02:39:18,249
这个这这店铺真有人说

2909
02:39:18,250 --> 02:39:20,383
终于有他能买得起的了

2910
02:39:20,533 --> 02:39:22,249
我立刻找他私聊

2911
02:39:31,383 --> 02:39:34,933
小区入口大门尺度仪式感还行

2912
02:39:35,016 --> 02:39:37,783
再向里两侧的曼坡园林

2913
02:39:37,783 --> 02:39:40,383
没有苏州园林的曲径通幽

2914
02:39:40,650 --> 02:39:43,250
也有别于欧式园林的一览无余

2915
02:39:43,416 --> 02:39:45,383
灌木乔木的搭配啊

2916
02:39:45,616 --> 02:39:46,449
哈哈哈

2917
02:39:48,616 --> 02:39:50,533
刷个脸进入户大堂

2918
02:39:50,583 --> 02:39:52,849
7米的挑高有点傲娇

2919
02:39:53,016 --> 02:39:55,499
客服管家的微笑不能少哇

2920
02:39:55,500 --> 02:39:56,850
他的工作好疲惫

2921
02:39:56,983 --> 02:39:57,783
上楼

2922
02:40:00,983 --> 02:40:04,099
4梯4户电梯厅立面全是材

2923
02:40:04,183 --> 02:40:06,733
穿过生态树脂木饰面的过道

2924
02:40:06,733 --> 02:40:08,333
是套子母装甲门

2925
02:40:08,533 --> 02:40:10,533
6房工艺不含糊

2926
02:40:10,933 --> 02:40:13,783
也能为选配的家具啊增加一些

2927
02:40:13,783 --> 02:40:15,016
尺寸的选择

2928
02:40:16,050 --> 02:40:19,733
进来玄关一侧是满铺的悬浮鞋墙

2929
02:40:19,900 --> 02:40:22,183
你的高跟鞋无论是2寸

2930
02:40:22,183 --> 02:40:24,849
4寸6寸 8寸甚至是12寸的

2931
02:40:24,900 --> 02:40:26,383
全放这就完事了

2932
02:40:27,016 --> 02:40:28,416
一侧是加正间

2933
02:40:28,650 --> 02:40:29,850
高跟鞋有2寸

2934
02:40:29,850 --> 02:40:32,100
4寸 12寸的说法吗

2935
02:40:32,100 --> 02:40:34,216
无论是日常还是换季

2936
02:40:34,333 --> 02:40:36,183
在这都能搞定

2937
02:40:37,416 --> 02:40:40,183
挨着的储物间全套收纳没毛病

2938
02:40:40,816 --> 02:40:42,416
转过来的餐客厅

2939
02:40:42,650 --> 02:40:43,733
看整体啊

2940
02:40:43,900 --> 02:40:46,650
酒店主题风是妥妥的拉满

2941
02:40:47,500 --> 02:40:48,733
隐藏灯带

2942
02:40:48,816 --> 02:40:49,849
反向12侧

2943
02:40:49,850 --> 02:40:51,616
是十十十来厘米吗

2944
02:40:51,616 --> 02:40:54,816
这些元素啊让3米4我也不知道啊

2945
02:40:55,050 --> 02:40:55,850
更高

2946
02:40:56,216 --> 02:40:59,849
黑白绿的色调在地面暖色布局上

2947
02:41:00,100 --> 02:41:01,733
质雅中略带妖娆

2948
02:41:01,933 --> 02:41:05,016
让半合为的布局啊就没那么枯燥

2949
02:41:06,933 --> 02:41:09,249
尤其这幅金钱豹的木雕

2950
02:41:09,500 --> 02:41:10,733
墨绿衬底

2951
02:41:10,816 --> 02:41:11,983
金箔凹陷

2952
02:41:12,250 --> 02:41:14,250
有点让人浮想联翩

2953
02:41:14,333 --> 02:41:16,533
但想想不如看

2954
02:41:16,583 --> 02:41:18,249
看什么是几寸你几寸

2955
02:41:18,250 --> 02:41:19,183
日复一日

2956
02:41:19,300 --> 02:41:20,616
醉心相交

2957
02:41:20,650 --> 02:41:22,100
华灯初上

2958
02:41:22,100 --> 02:41:23,250
水乳交融

2959
02:41:23,783 --> 02:41:25,449
时间仿佛静不错

2960
02:41:25,450 --> 02:41:28,133
哎买了买了在哪下单了

2961
02:41:28,183 --> 02:41:29,249
上下链接

2962
02:41:36,700 --> 02:41:38,933
他们说控制率挺高

2963
02:41:40,250 --> 02:41:42,583
收回世界开眼餐厅

2964
02:41:44,300 --> 02:41:45,016
8寸

2965
02:41:45,016 --> 02:41:46,183
倒台一体化

2966
02:41:46,333 --> 02:41:47,583
没嵌入水槽

2967
02:41:47,583 --> 02:41:49,699
但嵌入了8寸是多少厘米

2968
02:41:49,783 --> 02:41:51,333
我还真不会换算这个

2969
02:41:51,333 --> 02:41:53,933
备餐备菜就不在话下

2970
02:41:55,050 --> 02:41:56,450
用餐氛围被

2971
02:41:56,450 --> 02:41:59,500
三列铜制水滴灯拿捏的死死

2972
02:42:00,183 --> 02:42:03,733
岩板上的铜镜增加了空间的视觉尺度

2973
02:42:04,183 --> 02:42:05,616
门后全明厨房

2974
02:42:05,900 --> 02:42:07,050
u型操作台

2975
02:42:07,050 --> 02:42:10,133
既适配国人煎炒烹炸的习惯

2976
02:42:10,450 --> 02:42:12,783
也能让你的香菜无辣不欢

2977
02:42:14,700 --> 02:42:16,333
玩得起的人不多吗

2978
02:42:16,583 --> 02:42:18,983
再配上记忆直饮水和弗兰克

2979
02:42:18,983 --> 02:42:19,616
那那个什么

2980
02:42:19,616 --> 02:42:22,049
控制率太高的话还是不太好

2981
02:42:23,016 --> 02:42:24,383
太不太那个什么

2982
02:42:24,383 --> 02:42:26,583
双动线设计的主卧套房

2983
02:42:26,583 --> 02:42:28,983
太冷清了那就更加流畅

2984
02:42:29,933 --> 02:42:31,299
几乎全玻璃幕墙

2985
02:42:31,300 --> 02:42:33,183
让世界更加豁亮

2986
02:42:33,383 --> 02:42:34,449
居中之物

2987
02:42:34,450 --> 02:42:37,450
繁复的卧床提升了空间的质感

2988
02:42:40,333 --> 02:42:41,899
没事弹个手碟

2989
02:42:41,933 --> 02:42:43,383
你们有会的吗

2990
02:42:43,383 --> 02:42:44,816
结尾我给大家

2991
02:42:45,783 --> 02:42:46,649
我一直在想

2992
02:42:46,650 --> 02:42:50,216
这种很很多透明的感觉好好没有

2993
02:42:50,783 --> 02:42:52,133
好没有安全感啊

2994
02:42:54,450 --> 02:42:56,216
哪怕只是躺在床上玩手机

2995
02:42:56,216 --> 02:42:57,733
都会觉得好没有安全感

2996
02:42:57,733 --> 02:42:58,983
其好者还是同款

2997
02:42:58,983 --> 02:43:00,699
我不信老粉不知道

2998
02:43:01,816 --> 02:43:02,899
再看杜拉维特

2999
02:43:02,900 --> 02:43:05,583
单台盆腾出了洗漱台的空间

3000
02:43:06,100 --> 02:43:08,383
轮廓光源环绕的妆容镜

3001
02:43:08,383 --> 02:43:10,499
开启了你精致的一天

3002
02:43:11,100 --> 02:43:13,100
对呀那他就没有意义了

3003
02:43:13,100 --> 02:43:15,183
那这种落落落地窗

3004
02:43:15,183 --> 02:43:16,733
这么大个透明窗啊

3005
02:43:17,383 --> 02:43:17,783
对吧

3006
02:43:17,783 --> 02:43:18,699
分段式设计

3007
02:43:18,700 --> 02:43:20,050
一直关着的话

3008
02:43:20,050 --> 02:43:21,850
储物格方便叠放

3009
02:43:21,900 --> 02:43:25,333
中段的区域方便挂放顶底空间

3010
02:43:25,583 --> 02:43:27,849
为什么会有人不怕被看啊

3011
02:43:27,900 --> 02:43:29,216
要想再私密点

3012
02:43:29,300 --> 02:43:31,700
就如果你是跟你女朋友同居的话

3013
02:43:31,700 --> 02:43:33,700
我的意思是如果大家以后

3014
02:43:33,900 --> 02:43:37,050
呃有有有有一个有机会能够

3015
02:43:37,216 --> 02:43:40,183
呃有有这么一个机会能够结婚的话

3016
02:43:41,050 --> 02:43:42,533
一间蓝色主题

3017
02:43:42,700 --> 02:43:44,700
阳光活泼略微年长

3018
02:43:44,816 --> 02:43:46,333
一间绿色主题

3019
02:43:46,333 --> 02:43:47,616
毛绒顽皮

3020
02:43:48,383 --> 02:43:50,499
没作业是真棒

3021
02:43:53,500 --> 02:43:56,216
房看完了大家是不是觉得没看够啊

3022
02:43:56,383 --> 02:43:57,649
其实也不是没看够

3023
02:43:57,650 --> 02:43:59,983
是你们看的太多了要求

3024
02:43:59,983 --> 02:44:01,499
自然也就高了

3025
02:44:01,933 --> 02:44:02,449
房子本身

3026
02:44:02,450 --> 02:44:03,983
还怎么还开始走心

3027
02:44:03,983 --> 02:44:04,783
哈哈

3028
02:44:05,500 --> 02:44:06,900
怎么还开始走心啊

3029
02:44:06,900 --> 02:44:08,133
尤其是长时间

3030
02:44:08,183 --> 02:44:10,299
没办法离开小区的朋友们

3031
02:44:10,450 --> 02:44:12,133
你们应该深有体会

3032
02:44:12,533 --> 02:44:15,899
乍一看这两年露营的热度持续攀升

3033
02:44:16,050 --> 02:44:18,533
连露营类的综艺啊都受到追捧

3034
02:44:18,816 --> 02:44:19,816
那你看看啊

3035
02:44:19,850 --> 02:44:22,016
你上一次旅游是什么时候呢

3036
02:44:22,250 --> 02:44:23,050
事实上

3037
02:44:23,216 --> 02:44:26,133
很多狂浦家境的旅游都受到些影

3038
02:44:26,133 --> 02:44:26,983
哎我跟你们说啊

3039
02:44:26,983 --> 02:44:29,416
我昨天躺在床上还在想怎么反驳你们

3040
02:44:29,416 --> 02:44:30,983
反驳你们浦西那个

3041
02:44:31,100 --> 02:44:33,133
来开始放个music

3042
02:44:37,183 --> 02:44:37,983
听我说

3043
02:44:40,733 --> 02:44:41,649
怎么说呢

3044
02:44:42,183 --> 02:44:43,499
大家当时说

3045
02:44:43,500 --> 02:44:46,783
我我我说我只知道浦东不知道浦西

3046
02:44:46,783 --> 02:44:49,383
然后大家说我满脑子什么东西对吧

3047
02:44:49,900 --> 02:44:54,133
然后还说啊有浦东就会有浦西啊

3048
02:44:55,050 --> 02:44:56,450
有浦东就会有浦西啊

3049
02:44:56,450 --> 02:44:58,850
我当时呃乍一听觉得呜

3050
02:44:59,133 --> 02:45:01,299
好像是呢但是

3051
02:45:01,300 --> 02:45:02,050
哈哈

3052
02:45:02,050 --> 02:45:03,733
我躺在床上我一想

3053
02:45:04,416 --> 02:45:07,983
那有海南也没有海北啊

3054
02:45:09,216 --> 02:45:13,016
有内蒙古也没有外蒙古啊

3055
02:45:14,416 --> 02:45:15,216
吗

3056
02:45:16,816 --> 02:45:17,616
是不是

3057
02:45:20,650 --> 02:45:21,450
是不是

3058
02:45:23,783 --> 02:45:25,616
海南哦北海吗

3059
02:45:26,216 --> 02:45:27,933
那他不是海北啊

3060
02:45:29,383 --> 02:45:30,899
啊真有墨尔本果啊

3061
02:45:34,900 --> 02:45:35,783
没事

3062
02:45:37,783 --> 02:45:39,333
那没有黑粉啊

3063
02:45:41,216 --> 02:45:42,649
但是没有海北啊

3064
02:45:45,016 --> 02:45:46,699
但是没有海北啊

3065
02:45:48,383 --> 02:45:49,899
有海北吗

3066
02:46:00,250 --> 02:46:02,383
没事有北海吗OK

3067
02:46:05,583 --> 02:46:07,299
you折腾自己的房子

3068
02:46:07,700 --> 02:46:10,733
有长沙史塔克的黑科技啊传世经典

3069
02:46:11,050 --> 02:46:14,733
有布满限量款手办却不住人的潮玩屋

3070
02:46:15,300 --> 02:46:18,933
有平地挖出个带滑梯泳池的地下乐园

3071
02:46:19,533 --> 02:46:21,499
有把防空洞变成末世

3072
02:46:21,533 --> 02:46:23,249
避难所的硬核改造

3073
02:46:23,733 --> 02:46:25,099
也有拆拆改改

3074
02:46:25,100 --> 02:46:28,333
经过数年打磨成符合自己个性的独

3075
02:46:28,416 --> 02:46:29,899
空间大家好

3076
02:46:29,900 --> 02:46:31,416
我是看得起豪宅大叔

3077
02:46:31,416 --> 02:46:33,649
今为大家带来的豪宅啊

3078
02:46:34,050 --> 02:46:35,650
在上海浦东

3079
02:46:35,650 --> 02:46:36,416
黄浦江边

3080
02:46:36,416 --> 02:46:39,899
外滩和陆家嘴三件套都能同时看得到

3081
02:46:39,983 --> 02:46:42,216
面积435个平方

3082
02:46:42,250 --> 02:46:44,016
四房三厅三卫

3083
02:46:44,650 --> 02:46:45,533
哎这什么这是

3084
02:46:45,533 --> 02:46:46,649
不是以前那个吗

3085
02:46:46,816 --> 02:46:48,249
三个意思

3086
02:46:48,500 --> 02:46:49,300
看看

3087
02:46:49,583 --> 02:46:52,533
单身设计师的豪宅到底长什么样的

3088
02:46:52,533 --> 02:46:54,099
看看澳门啊

3089
02:46:54,100 --> 02:46:54,900
走了

3090
02:47:00,533 --> 02:47:02,933
快蛋糕好窝在家里街霸

3091
02:47:02,933 --> 02:47:04,099
魂斗罗超级玛丽

3092
02:47:04,983 --> 02:47:06,499
长大后看别人鼠标

3093
02:47:06,500 --> 02:47:07,583
你看我的鼠标

3094
02:47:07,850 --> 02:47:10,183
他会这么卡的你们有看到吗

3095
02:47:10,216 --> 02:47:11,616
还加了移动配料

3096
02:47:11,900 --> 02:47:13,583
去各种主题乐园

3097
02:47:13,700 --> 02:47:16,850
有去北京环球影城Cos全套模仿我

3098
02:47:16,850 --> 02:47:17,250
鼠标呢

3099
02:47:17,250 --> 02:47:18,850
留出满足的微笑

3100
02:47:19,650 --> 02:47:22,250
有去上海迪士尼抱着琳娜贝尔

3101
02:47:22,250 --> 02:47:24,183
露出烟花前的憨笑

3102
02:47:24,583 --> 02:47:26,533
还有到长隆海洋王国好了

3103
02:47:26,533 --> 02:47:27,733
一窥上万条

3104
02:47:28,300 --> 02:47:32,300
鱼类的奇妙循环水上过山车的咆哮

3105
02:47:33,383 --> 02:47:34,816
啊这么小人卡没了

3106
02:47:34,816 --> 02:47:35,216
看得起

3107
02:47:35,216 --> 02:47:38,783
豪宅大叔今天为大家带来这个豪宅啊

3108
02:47:39,133 --> 02:47:40,649
距离长隆6公里

3109
02:47:40,733 --> 02:47:42,533
距离澳门300米

3110
02:47:42,816 --> 02:47:44,333
我看没看过这个啊

3111
02:47:44,850 --> 02:47:46,500
四房两厅四卫

3112
02:47:47,383 --> 02:47:50,099
总价只有1/8个意思

3113
02:47:50,216 --> 02:47:52,983
那在家里边就能看烟花表演的房子

3114
02:47:52,983 --> 02:47:54,616
到底长什么样呢

3115
02:47:54,650 --> 02:47:56,216
1,125万

3116
02:47:56,933 --> 02:47:59,816
太太还好吧1,125万

3117
02:48:01,816 --> 02:48:02,983
我看没看过

3118
02:48:04,450 --> 02:48:07,983
又看过了完了我这记性怎么不太好啊

3119
02:48:19,100 --> 02:48:21,583
我也有1,250

3120
02:48:21,933 --> 02:48:22,849
小区入口

3121
02:48:22,850 --> 02:48:25,850
贯穿始终的风雨连廊与亚热带的阳光

3122
02:48:25,850 --> 02:48:26,900
没碰过没碰过

3123
02:48:26,900 --> 02:48:28,700
物理与魔法对抗

3124
02:48:29,016 --> 02:48:32,499
胜利一方细品廊下海风拂面的丝哎

3125
02:48:32,500 --> 02:48:33,933
感觉不错哎

3126
02:48:33,933 --> 02:48:37,183
静观廊外乔木灌木的斗艳争锋

3127
02:48:38,016 --> 02:48:39,183
巨勇成荫下

3128
02:48:39,183 --> 02:48:41,899
是家里神兽撒欢玩耍的地方

3129
02:48:43,850 --> 02:48:44,816
电梯出来

3130
02:48:44,816 --> 02:48:46,133
三梯两户

3131
02:48:46,133 --> 02:48:48,133
子母入户这个门看起来挺安全

3132
02:48:48,133 --> 02:48:49,533
大家挺好

3133
02:48:49,616 --> 02:48:52,733
三房全套的拉满挺有安全感

3134
02:48:52,983 --> 02:48:55,733
进来的玄关空间尺度合适

3135
02:48:56,416 --> 02:48:58,733
衣帽柜做了隐藏设置

3136
02:48:59,616 --> 02:49:01,416
户型细节不能忽视

3137
02:49:01,533 --> 02:49:03,583
入户旁是第一套房

3138
02:49:03,983 --> 02:49:06,016
这样设计最大的好处啊

3139
02:49:06,016 --> 02:49:07,616
是可以早出晚归

3140
02:49:07,616 --> 02:49:08,783
哎呀蚊子自助区

3141
02:49:08,783 --> 02:49:10,383
但是我还是觉得绿化好

3142
02:49:10,383 --> 02:49:11,583
看着心情好

3143
02:49:11,583 --> 02:49:13,133
窝房里内敛木质

3144
02:49:13,133 --> 02:49:15,416
的轮廓光源做了悬浮设计

3145
02:49:15,650 --> 02:49:19,183
整体私密的包裹细节营造独处天地

3146
02:49:19,733 --> 02:49:22,499
出来向前沿着墙面材质变化

3147
02:49:22,733 --> 02:49:24,249
c位的会客出餐厅

3148
02:49:24,250 --> 02:49:26,300
人还是得亲近大自然啊

3149
02:49:26,300 --> 02:49:27,850
丁香鹤的点缀

3150
02:49:28,050 --> 02:49:30,050
就像珍珠里面加了奶茶

3151
02:49:30,050 --> 02:49:31,500
哎不对我好像说反了

3152
02:49:31,616 --> 02:49:33,649
那不过这里的很多的反传统

3153
02:49:33,650 --> 02:49:35,583
这么好你给我买看一下

3154
02:49:36,583 --> 02:49:37,449
购买购买

3155
02:49:38,533 --> 02:49:41,133
有椭圆的吊顶和地毯中和

3156
02:49:41,133 --> 02:49:42,933
没有说实话我的那个什么

3157
02:49:43,733 --> 02:49:45,016
进行物理分割

3158
02:49:45,583 --> 02:49:46,783
硬角线条壁炉

3159
02:49:46,783 --> 02:49:49,249
我感觉我的消费观是如果

3160
02:49:49,450 --> 02:49:50,333
如果有

3161
02:49:50,416 --> 02:49:51,583
1,000万的话

3162
02:49:51,816 --> 02:49:52,616
还是

3163
02:49:52,983 --> 02:49:55,533
手里多留一点房子不用买太好的

3164
02:49:55,533 --> 02:49:56,449
你们觉得呢

3165
02:49:58,616 --> 02:50:00,583
所以说啊甭管什么大牌

3166
02:50:00,933 --> 02:50:03,299
无论是热巴同款的这种贵妃塔

3167
02:50:03,300 --> 02:50:05,050
我觉得拿很多钱去买房子

3168
02:50:05,050 --> 02:50:06,650
然后手里根本没什么钱

3169
02:50:07,100 --> 02:50:08,050
不是很好

3170
02:50:10,300 --> 02:50:13,300
还得是应那种窗外有烟花的景

3171
02:50:13,616 --> 02:50:16,016
楼下江对面就是澳门

3172
02:50:16,416 --> 02:50:19,533
所以每年的澳门国际烟花节

3173
02:50:19,583 --> 02:50:21,849
在家看相当凑合

3174
02:50:23,416 --> 02:50:24,333
来都来了

3175
02:50:24,333 --> 02:50:27,016
自拍一下不过分吧

3176
02:50:27,300 --> 02:50:29,300
欧耶剪刀手点赞

3177
02:50:29,300 --> 02:50:30,500
微商风我认

3178
02:50:30,500 --> 02:50:31,933
海老师你看我

3179
02:50:32,500 --> 02:50:33,300
一下

3180
02:50:34,650 --> 02:50:36,216
木顶多环吊灯

3181
02:50:36,216 --> 02:50:39,183
8人就餐环境聊点风淡云轻

3182
02:50:40,100 --> 02:50:41,733
旁边半开放的西厨

3183
02:50:41,733 --> 02:50:44,016
是烘焙区也是料理区

3184
02:50:44,216 --> 02:50:45,449
整个葡式蛋挞

3185
02:50:45,816 --> 02:50:48,616
调杯鸳鸯奶茶都不在话下

3186
02:50:48,983 --> 02:50:52,416
在里边的中厨双面操作台省力

3187
02:50:52,416 --> 02:50:54,133
大小厨电省心

3188
02:50:54,450 --> 02:50:56,616
全民采光还可以

3189
02:50:57,133 --> 02:51:00,216
穿过工作阳台就能和保姆人相遇

3190
02:51:01,450 --> 02:51:02,533
也是全民歌剧

3191
02:51:02,533 --> 02:51:04,416
要是我有1,000万

3192
02:51:04,583 --> 02:51:06,899
我狠狠的不工作了

3193
02:51:07,500 --> 02:51:08,933
给保姆多些体恤

3194
02:51:08,933 --> 02:51:11,016
房子甚至都不用买不离不弃

3195
02:51:11,016 --> 02:51:12,099
租房继续

3196
02:51:12,100 --> 02:51:13,250
主卧套房也可以

3197
02:51:13,700 --> 02:51:14,650
能接受

3198
02:51:14,983 --> 02:51:15,983
睡前小酌

3199
02:51:16,300 --> 02:51:17,300
信手拈来

3200
02:51:18,050 --> 02:51:18,983
独立衣帽间

3201
02:51:18,983 --> 02:51:20,933
衣橱透藏两妙

3202
02:51:21,500 --> 02:51:23,133
家人镜前笑

3203
02:51:23,133 --> 02:51:24,649
直男窗边闹滚

3204
02:51:25,216 --> 02:51:26,649
咱就是说啊

3205
02:51:26,733 --> 02:51:28,616
衣帽间看了这么多女

3206
02:51:28,616 --> 02:51:30,933
主地位就从来没有动摇过

3207
02:51:31,100 --> 02:51:32,133
别问为什么

3208
02:51:32,216 --> 02:51:34,383
1,000万怎么可能能霍霍完啊

3209
02:51:34,383 --> 02:51:35,333
听懂掌声

3210
02:51:39,816 --> 02:51:41,983
掌声回烫在主卧房

3211
02:51:42,183 --> 02:51:45,816
让全尺寸卧床的层次没那么单调

3212
02:51:46,050 --> 02:51:49,533
灰白配色平衡了气场的冷静与傲娇

3213
02:51:50,183 --> 02:51:53,783
转角飘窗延续了刚才自拍的枯燥

3214
02:51:55,100 --> 02:51:56,616
你以为这就完了吗

3215
02:51:56,616 --> 02:51:57,899
NO看一眼

3216
02:51:58,016 --> 02:51:59,049
双窗主卫

3217
02:51:59,733 --> 02:52:03,049
双台盆关起台一侧是淋浴间马桶间

3218
02:52:03,100 --> 02:52:06,333
一侧是维保鱼缸依旧转角窗

3219
02:52:06,783 --> 02:52:09,933
隔壁次卧套房冷暖色调不违和

3220
02:52:11,300 --> 02:52:14,816
连体阳台让卧3第二栋线没了阻隔

3221
02:52:19,100 --> 02:52:20,650
我我在想那个什么

3222
02:52:20,816 --> 02:52:21,899
嗯房开完了

3223
02:52:21,933 --> 02:52:22,733
没有开始

3224
02:52:22,983 --> 02:52:23,899
不那么浮夸

3225
02:52:24,183 --> 02:52:25,183
很有家的感觉

3226
02:52:25,900 --> 02:52:29,216
我想说什么来着嗯嗯

3227
02:52:30,850 --> 02:52:31,650
嗯

3228
02:52:31,733 --> 02:52:32,533
嗯

3229
02:52:32,983 --> 02:52:34,333
刚才要说啥来着

3230
02:52:39,450 --> 02:52:42,500
哇我想起来了我要说那个什么

3231
02:52:43,416 --> 02:52:44,216
什么

3232
02:52:44,816 --> 02:52:45,783
我看看这个

3233
02:52:45,900 --> 02:52:47,050
我说那个什么

3234
02:52:47,300 --> 02:52:49,850
那个什么那种什么那个什么

3235
02:52:49,850 --> 02:52:51,250
就是那个

3236
02:52:51,333 --> 02:52:53,583
镜子单面镜就是你可以看到外面

3237
02:52:53,583 --> 02:52:54,616
外面不能看到里面

3238
02:52:54,616 --> 02:52:56,249
原来真有人会装这种吗

3239
02:52:56,250 --> 02:52:59,133
这我感觉应该是非常闲的人才会去装

3240
02:52:59,133 --> 02:53:00,899
非常闲非常有钱的人

3241
02:53:00,900 --> 02:53:02,450
然后才会去装这种吧

3242
02:53:02,900 --> 02:53:03,900
你们觉得呢

3243
02:53:05,500 --> 02:53:07,050
一般人还是不会装这种吧

3244
02:53:07,050 --> 02:53:08,183
这个应该非常不大众

3245
02:53:08,183 --> 02:53:10,499
我都只有在小说里面才看到有这种的

3246
02:53:13,333 --> 02:53:16,533
就是在在那个什么那种落地窗

3247
02:53:16,533 --> 02:53:17,616
家里的那种

3248
02:53:18,050 --> 02:53:19,700
对啊对对对啊

3249
02:53:19,850 --> 02:53:22,100
感觉纯纯是为了情趣

3250
02:53:24,133 --> 02:53:27,383
正常人一般来说不可能装吧

3251
02:53:27,583 --> 02:53:31,333
就是仅仅是为了隐私的话应该不会装

3252
02:53:31,700 --> 02:53:35,533
其实为了那种的话可可能才会去装了

3253
02:53:36,383 --> 02:53:40,983
那得要相当有钱然后还有呃我相当闲

3254
02:53:41,333 --> 02:53:42,133
哈

3255
02:53:42,333 --> 02:53:42,816
哈

3256
02:53:42,816 --> 02:53:47,449
相当有这方面需求的哈哈哈才会

3257
02:54:02,850 --> 02:54:05,533
什么还能控制能不能看到啊那这是

3258
02:54:05,850 --> 02:54:07,933
相当相当有需求的哈

3259
02:54:08,450 --> 02:54:09,250
哈

3260
02:54:09,300 --> 02:54:12,133
相当相当相当有需求的吧

3261
02:54:12,533 --> 02:54:13,333
有

3262
02:54:19,383 --> 02:54:20,983
有稍微有点冷了

3263
02:54:21,700 --> 02:54:22,500
来

3264
02:54:28,933 --> 02:54:31,933
那也太清晰了吧电控变色啊

3265
02:54:32,100 --> 02:54:34,100
这我不知道怎么操作啊

3266
02:54:34,700 --> 02:54:36,783
大家好我是开通豪宅大叔啊

3267
02:54:36,783 --> 02:54:39,133
又有粉丝发私信告诉我啊

3268
02:54:39,133 --> 02:54:41,733
美国有一套价值5个亿的好车

3269
02:54:42,016 --> 02:54:42,533
因为

3270
02:54:42,533 --> 02:54:43,649
粉丝的要求

3271
02:54:43,650 --> 02:54:44,900
必须得看一下

3272
02:54:45,983 --> 02:54:49,533
加利福尼亚的那个5个亿的豪宅

3273
02:54:49,650 --> 02:54:50,816
到底长什么样了

3274
02:54:50,816 --> 02:54:53,783
哎我想跟你们说那个但是哎还是算了

3275
02:54:54,816 --> 02:54:56,449
等再晚一点再说吧

3276
02:54:56,700 --> 02:54:58,933
这主人长得有点像川建国有没有

3277
02:54:58,933 --> 02:54:59,816
他是故意

3278
02:55:00,133 --> 02:55:03,383
仿造川建国去设计自己的造型吗

3279
02:55:03,416 --> 02:55:04,849
i know what it means

3280
02:55:08,983 --> 02:55:09,933
Donald Trump

3281
02:55:10,383 --> 02:55:12,899
莱屋的电影制片人又是一个开发商

3282
02:55:14,783 --> 02:55:16,133
生物识别的房门

3283
02:55:17,050 --> 02:55:18,300
右面还有指纹的

3284
02:55:18,650 --> 02:55:19,900
这有点像咱们

3285
02:55:19,900 --> 02:55:22,383
前年拍的那个成都路虎那套房子

3286
02:55:22,533 --> 02:55:26,499
进去之后上面有一个天井之类的窗户

3287
02:55:27,216 --> 02:55:28,216
这个看完再看

3288
02:55:28,216 --> 02:55:29,249
再说年底

3289
02:55:29,583 --> 02:55:31,383
哎我都快忘了哦还没忘还没忘

3290
02:55:31,383 --> 02:55:33,499
这很像咱们大湾区的那套豪宅

3291
02:55:33,500 --> 02:55:34,016
往下看

3292
02:55:34,016 --> 02:55:36,733
但是这个尺度比那个简直大太多了

3293
02:55:36,783 --> 02:55:37,899
有一说一啊

3294
02:55:37,900 --> 02:55:40,700
他这个层高进深面框

3295
02:55:41,300 --> 02:55:43,533
绝对是超级尺度的

3296
02:55:43,983 --> 02:55:46,383
这里已经没有什么面条的概念了

3297
02:55:47,050 --> 02:55:49,383
这层高有点屌哇

3298
02:55:49,383 --> 02:55:51,649
一定有人问这么高的

3299
02:55:52,333 --> 02:55:55,049
阁楼上的那些东西怎么拿

3300
02:55:55,533 --> 02:55:57,616
就那东西不是拿那些东西都摆设

3301
02:55:58,016 --> 02:55:58,816
这应该

3302
02:55:59,183 --> 02:56:02,649
这个Soho办公的面积应该有7米到8米了

3303
02:56:02,700 --> 02:56:03,816
但它的摆设

3304
02:56:04,416 --> 02:56:05,733
不像有人用过的

3305
02:56:06,333 --> 02:56:09,583
主门进来左手边绕过来就是书房

3306
02:56:09,733 --> 02:56:12,583
从书房出来是那种绒面的壁纸

3307
02:56:12,900 --> 02:56:14,650
但是如果是潮湿的天气

3308
02:56:14,650 --> 02:56:17,616
这种绒质的壁纸是不是会发霉

3309
02:56:17,616 --> 02:56:19,849
绒质的壁纸那你打死个蚊子

3310
02:56:19,850 --> 02:56:21,383
蚊子就永远在上面了

3311
02:56:21,383 --> 02:56:23,016
那个蚊子鞋

3312
02:56:23,250 --> 02:56:25,416
一边是女士会客厅吗

3313
02:56:25,983 --> 02:56:28,299
有蜘蛛你都不敢打外围的

3314
02:56:28,300 --> 02:56:30,300
这个颜色的黄是一体的

3315
02:56:31,900 --> 02:56:35,050
你发现美国的这种豪宅都愿意做

3316
02:56:35,050 --> 02:56:36,050
那种草坪

3317
02:56:36,050 --> 02:56:39,816
就一望无际那种草坪不愿意看到边

3318
02:56:40,100 --> 02:56:42,500
最好没有任何边际的感觉

3319
02:56:42,700 --> 02:56:45,183
不愿意去遮挡自己的视野

3320
02:56:45,216 --> 02:56:46,416
那中国就不一样

3321
02:56:46,500 --> 02:56:48,183
中国的园林就是

3322
02:56:48,783 --> 02:56:49,983
曲径通幽

3323
02:56:50,250 --> 02:56:52,183
有隐有藏有辙

3324
02:56:52,583 --> 02:56:53,983
because you can't run in belaire

3325
02:56:53,983 --> 02:56:56,016
because there's no sidewalks so now you can run

3326
02:56:56,100 --> 02:56:59,250
to the blade all the way over the front door走伤了

3327
02:56:59,300 --> 02:57:00,250
it did cost a lot of money

3328
02:57:00,250 --> 02:57:02,300
but it also gave us the look of no glass ring

3329
02:57:02,533 --> 02:57:04,216
天使之翼是吗

3330
02:57:04,783 --> 02:57:07,383
就从这个角度来看像个天使的翅膀

3331
02:57:07,583 --> 02:57:08,983
当然里面有5根天使

3332
02:57:08,983 --> 02:57:11,299
就是蚊子都找蚊子都找不着

3333
02:57:11,616 --> 02:57:13,133
设计师帮他去造的

3334
02:57:13,300 --> 02:57:16,300
我怎么感觉像是生命之源呢

3335
02:57:17,183 --> 02:57:19,383
大家觉得是天使之翼的扣1

3336
02:57:19,383 --> 02:57:21,133
生命之源的扣2

3337
02:57:21,216 --> 02:57:23,449
大家觉得是天使之翼的扣1

3338
02:57:23,450 --> 02:57:24,933
生命之源的扣2

3339
02:57:25,133 --> 02:57:27,449
and look how cool this is this is the latest technology

3340
02:57:27,450 --> 02:57:29,216
so now we're outside outside right

3341
02:57:29,583 --> 02:57:31,216
这也相当凑合这个

3342
02:57:32,183 --> 02:57:35,449
这家一圈弄了一个慢跑道

3343
02:57:35,533 --> 02:57:37,699
而且他的地面铺的是那种

3344
02:57:37,700 --> 02:57:39,450
慢跑道的那种专用的材质

3345
02:57:40,416 --> 02:57:41,216
哈

3346
02:57:41,450 --> 02:57:42,183
哈哈

3347
02:57:42,183 --> 02:57:44,249
爱了这个慢跑道我爱了

3348
02:57:44,300 --> 02:57:46,300
所以他根本就不需要跑步机对吗

3349
02:57:47,016 --> 02:57:49,183
楼上还有泳池你发现吗

3350
02:57:49,216 --> 02:57:50,133
双层泳池

3351
02:57:50,133 --> 02:57:53,616
觉得是QQ飞车的那个翅膀的扣3

3352
02:57:53,783 --> 02:57:56,216
就是我不是说楼上楼下现在这个地方

3353
02:57:56,216 --> 02:58:00,183
水池是从白色的岩板上流下来的哇

3354
02:58:00,450 --> 02:58:03,500
咱们这个粉丝太厉害了发现这条视频

3355
02:58:04,216 --> 02:58:05,016
太顶了

3356
02:58:05,450 --> 02:58:06,450
forget the address

3357
02:58:06,450 --> 02:58:08,333
yes blue cabinets in the office

3358
02:58:08,333 --> 02:58:11,449
哇他这个家庭区啊

3359
02:58:11,450 --> 02:58:13,583
都是室内和室内完全打通的

3360
02:58:14,016 --> 02:58:17,416
而且所有的这个隔断完全都是自动的

3361
02:58:17,500 --> 02:58:20,016
都是从墙里面藏着然后推出来的

3362
02:58:20,016 --> 02:58:21,699
不错不错给我买这个

3363
02:58:21,700 --> 02:58:22,700
就变成一个封闭的环境

3364
02:58:22,700 --> 02:58:24,333
打开就变成一个open的环境

3365
02:58:25,050 --> 02:58:28,583
这是一个屏幕哇我怀疑是不是OLED的

3366
02:58:28,983 --> 02:58:30,699
我觉得这个如果让影视剧

3367
02:58:30,700 --> 02:58:32,533
这个他家里面都需要

3368
02:58:32,700 --> 02:58:33,900
他绝对会在这里审片

3369
02:58:33,900 --> 02:58:35,983
你信不信买个代步机只能说

3370
02:58:36,250 --> 02:58:37,900
这是其中的一个厨房

3371
02:58:38,183 --> 02:58:40,333
全套美诺每层都有暖碟机

3372
02:58:41,016 --> 02:58:42,249
哦这是咖啡机哦

3373
02:58:42,416 --> 02:58:43,416
放一个pad

3374
02:58:43,850 --> 02:58:45,450
可以操控这个咖啡机

3375
02:58:45,500 --> 02:58:47,500
这里是放咖啡和奶的

3376
02:58:48,016 --> 02:58:50,933
这个操控台的收纳非常不错

3377
02:58:51,050 --> 02:58:51,983
这个要点赞

3378
02:58:51,983 --> 02:58:55,499
中岛就是兼具收纳和功能相结合

3379
02:58:56,983 --> 02:58:57,899
业主说到最后

3380
02:58:57,900 --> 02:59:00,450
他这种倒车打开好不安全啊

3381
02:59:00,450 --> 02:59:01,250
感谢

3382
02:59:02,300 --> 02:59:04,016
CB的卧室已经把两边的

3383
02:59:04,983 --> 02:59:07,616
叫一门打开了做加成清洁

3384
02:59:07,983 --> 02:59:10,849
应该都能月入10万大家我去

3385
02:59:10,983 --> 02:59:11,816
了那个雕塑

3386
02:59:16,733 --> 02:59:19,249
室内的设计都很多浴缸

3387
02:59:19,933 --> 02:59:21,649
淋浴这怎么洗啊

3388
02:59:22,100 --> 02:59:22,733
哦这也是

3389
02:59:22,733 --> 02:59:23,816
有那个换洗台

3390
02:59:29,700 --> 02:59:31,216
楼顶做了一个国领

3391
02:59:32,383 --> 02:59:33,183
打高尔夫

3392
02:59:35,133 --> 02:59:36,183
就我不打高尔夫

3393
02:59:36,183 --> 02:59:37,933
大家有没有愿意打高尔夫的

3394
02:59:38,133 --> 02:59:40,333
是不是这个运动特别上瘾

3395
02:59:40,333 --> 02:59:41,583
上瘾的扣一

3396
02:59:41,583 --> 02:59:43,299
不上瘾的扣2哈哈哈

3397
02:59:43,300 --> 02:59:46,183
但你这个情感没有没有坡度啊

3398
02:59:47,300 --> 02:59:49,216
只能做一个基础训练

3399
02:59:50,900 --> 02:59:53,450
这是主卧的衣帽间

3400
02:59:54,100 --> 02:59:55,700
哎这个我我熟悉

3401
02:59:55,700 --> 02:59:58,383
这个家都要花个十天半个月吧

3402
02:59:58,416 --> 03:00:00,299
我觉得就像是一个

3403
03:00:00,300 --> 03:00:02,250
奢侈品店的一个精品店一样

3404
03:00:02,300 --> 03:00:05,100
如果非让我挑毛病这里没有自然光源

3405
03:00:05,333 --> 03:00:08,249
你试衣服的时候看不到他真实的色彩

3406
03:00:08,983 --> 03:00:09,933
我酸了

3407
03:00:09,933 --> 03:00:12,216
哈哈哈酸了的扣一没酸

3408
03:00:12,250 --> 03:00:12,850
的扣二

3409
03:00:12,850 --> 03:00:15,250
哈哈我目测大概有个七八十平米

3410
03:00:15,250 --> 03:00:17,583
咱们之前的哪期的

3411
03:00:18,133 --> 03:00:20,383
衣帽间能够PK一下

3412
03:00:20,383 --> 03:00:22,616
先看看独立衣帽间首先啊

3413
03:00:22,616 --> 03:00:23,416
空间要大

3414
03:00:23,416 --> 03:00:24,933
灯光会智能的开启

3415
03:00:24,933 --> 03:00:27,049
挂方区有下拉杆的加持

3416
03:00:27,133 --> 03:00:28,816
这个是可调制设计的

3417
03:00:28,933 --> 03:00:31,533
经过这个全民步入式的衣帽间

3418
03:00:31,533 --> 03:00:34,249
穿搭会不会啊其实无所谓

3419
03:00:34,533 --> 03:00:35,449
好像没有

3420
03:00:36,900 --> 03:00:38,100
怎么又到一个衣帽间

3421
03:00:38,500 --> 03:00:39,783
哦这是个男士衣帽间

3422
03:00:39,783 --> 03:00:41,499
刚才是女士衣帽间

3423
03:00:41,983 --> 03:00:43,499
和男女是分开的

3424
03:00:46,733 --> 03:00:48,699
而他衣帽间没有用那种

3425
03:00:48,700 --> 03:00:51,383
木板去完全做的视野上的格挡

3426
03:00:51,383 --> 03:00:52,533
完全是用玻璃

3427
03:00:52,700 --> 03:00:53,700
这样从玻璃外

3428
03:00:53,700 --> 03:00:54,300
部就可以看到

3429
03:00:54,300 --> 03:00:55,733
里面到底是什么样的衣服

3430
03:00:57,816 --> 03:00:58,899
这是咱们刚才在

3431
03:00:59,100 --> 03:00:59,383
这个

3432
03:00:59,383 --> 03:01:01,933
我说实话我要熟悉这个家乡话一个月

3433
03:01:02,300 --> 03:01:03,416
我刚才说保守

3434
03:01:03,416 --> 03:01:05,899
这个泳池是主卧直接出来

3435
03:01:05,900 --> 03:01:07,050
对应的这泳池

3436
03:01:07,733 --> 03:01:09,849
就是主卧套房里面配泳池是吗

3437
03:01:13,050 --> 03:01:14,050
旁边还有个SPA

3438
03:01:16,016 --> 03:01:18,816
旁边还有一个热水浴缸

3439
03:01:18,816 --> 03:01:20,416
然后旁边配一个主卧泳池

3440
03:01:21,333 --> 03:01:22,299
说我们太片面了

3441
03:01:22,300 --> 03:01:26,583
原来我们认为主卧套房包括卧房

3442
03:01:26,850 --> 03:01:29,183
洗漱间衣帽间

3443
03:01:29,450 --> 03:01:34,216
书房但其实应该再配一个泳池对吗

3444
03:01:37,100 --> 03:01:38,616
哦家里面还有个美容院

3445
03:01:42,016 --> 03:01:45,783
我操家里的美容院说脏话了

3446
03:01:46,300 --> 03:01:48,850
洗脚的理发的

3447
03:01:49,183 --> 03:01:50,816
那托尼老师你得来啊

3448
03:01:51,216 --> 03:01:52,416
我这居家这么长

3449
03:01:52,500 --> 03:01:54,416
时间了就是不是他这个这么长了

3450
03:01:54,616 --> 03:01:57,383
家太家家太大真的没有把握感

3451
03:01:57,383 --> 03:01:59,183
说实话真的觉得

3452
03:01:59,250 --> 03:02:00,416
这是他的SPA间

3453
03:02:01,733 --> 03:02:02,299
桑拿

3454
03:02:02,300 --> 03:02:03,700
对这个家没有把握

3455
03:02:04,900 --> 03:02:07,450
你不知道这个家现在到底有多少个人

3456
03:02:08,533 --> 03:02:12,249
说不定家里已经悄悄住居住着10个人

3457
03:02:12,500 --> 03:02:14,333
说不定明天我已经住进去了

3458
03:02:14,333 --> 03:02:16,533
他一年都没能发现了

3459
03:02:17,383 --> 03:02:19,449
说不定我我其实是他的室友

3460
03:02:19,450 --> 03:02:20,416
只是他不知道

3461
03:02:20,533 --> 03:02:21,733
所有都是电动门都是

3462
03:02:21,733 --> 03:02:24,049
说不定我现在已经在他家直播了

3463
03:02:24,183 --> 03:02:25,616
但他听不见我声音

3464
03:02:25,900 --> 03:02:28,700
室内泳池的左侧是垂直绿化

3465
03:02:28,900 --> 03:02:30,183
还有休息区

3466
03:02:30,383 --> 03:02:32,699
右侧是室外的view

3467
03:02:32,850 --> 03:02:34,983
顶板是做的这个玻璃

3468
03:02:35,050 --> 03:02:37,100
这样显得空间尺度会很大

3469
03:02:37,733 --> 03:02:39,583
健身房咱们经常看到对不对

3470
03:02:39,933 --> 03:02:43,333
但健身房旁边有一个用餐区哦

3471
03:02:43,333 --> 03:02:44,699
好啊吃完就健身

3472
03:02:44,700 --> 03:02:45,816
健身完又吃饭

3473
03:02:45,816 --> 03:02:49,899
就是健身之后到这里吃补剂

3474
03:02:50,100 --> 03:02:52,783
和健身餐的地方

3475
03:02:52,783 --> 03:02:56,099
哈哈但这个人练的就嗖嗖啊

3476
03:02:56,983 --> 03:02:58,183
还没我练的好

3477
03:03:02,616 --> 03:03:03,933
4道保龄手势

3478
03:03:04,783 --> 03:03:05,583
可以加加

3479
03:03:05,900 --> 03:03:07,183
地下室玩保龄球

3480
03:03:07,216 --> 03:03:08,133
鞋都给你

3481
03:03:08,300 --> 03:03:09,783
玩保龄球的扣一

3482
03:03:09,783 --> 03:03:11,333
不玩保龄球的扣二

3483
03:03:11,333 --> 03:03:12,649
在这可以练高尔夫

3484
03:03:12,783 --> 03:03:14,299
那你要楼上高尔夫干什么呢

3485
03:03:14,300 --> 03:03:15,733
在楼下玩不得了吗

3486
03:03:17,016 --> 03:03:18,733
so what i said now have you go anywhere

3487
03:03:18,733 --> 03:03:19,899
we can watch the USC

3488
03:03:20,416 --> 03:03:23,933
糖果屋儿童心少女心爆满啊我靠

3489
03:03:24,016 --> 03:03:26,016
这绝对是他女朋友想要做的吧

3490
03:03:26,016 --> 03:03:27,983
大家在糖果屋希望放什么糖

3491
03:03:28,616 --> 03:03:28,899
啊

3492
03:03:28,900 --> 03:03:32,183
打的想放放糖的扣1不想放糖的扣2

3493
03:03:32,216 --> 03:03:33,649
全景生的那个

3494
03:03:33,983 --> 03:03:34,849
家庭影院了

3495
03:03:35,450 --> 03:03:38,100
喂老师这应该是你的比较喜欢的啊

3496
03:03:38,500 --> 03:03:39,850
这不是家庭影院

3497
03:03:40,383 --> 03:03:41,616
这是电影院

3498
03:03:42,250 --> 03:03:42,616
这

3499
03:03:42,616 --> 03:03:43,816
是慌了

3500
03:03:45,583 --> 03:03:47,816
艺术说他这里面有很多智能操控

3501
03:03:49,933 --> 03:03:51,783
好大的屏幕我操

3502
03:03:53,983 --> 03:03:56,699
这个有点顶了这个还行啊

3503
03:03:57,650 --> 03:03:59,133
那晚上去客房

3504
03:04:00,333 --> 03:04:01,816
业主说他喜欢薰衣草

3505
03:04:01,933 --> 03:04:02,649
所以就在这

3506
03:04:02,650 --> 03:04:04,450
可以一辈子不出门啊

3507
03:04:04,616 --> 03:04:05,333
有一个区域

3508
03:04:05,333 --> 03:04:07,699
过了那个门过来之后就是个叫宾馆

3509
03:04:07,700 --> 03:04:09,300
他家还缺啥呀

3510
03:04:09,300 --> 03:04:10,533
就是客房区了我理解

3511
03:04:10,533 --> 03:04:12,049
那还需要出门吗

3512
03:04:12,050 --> 03:04:15,533
这是客房的起居室客房的吧台

3513
03:04:15,850 --> 03:04:17,416
客房的中岛

3514
03:04:17,783 --> 03:04:19,249
然后客房的化妆间

3515
03:04:19,250 --> 03:04:20,783
客房的洗衣房

3516
03:04:23,016 --> 03:04:24,183
对客人太好了

3517
03:04:24,416 --> 03:04:25,216
给

3518
03:04:25,616 --> 03:04:26,499
3户客

3519
03:04:26,500 --> 03:04:28,616
有没有可能我是客人

3520
03:04:29,100 --> 03:04:30,983
有没有可能我是客人

3521
03:04:30,983 --> 03:04:32,899
unbelievable unbelievable

3522
03:04:35,016 --> 03:04:36,099
有一说一

3523
03:04:36,900 --> 03:04:38,816
这业主对客人太好了

3524
03:04:38,900 --> 03:04:41,216
so this is the staff course of seven bedrooms

3525
03:04:42,500 --> 03:04:43,933
保姆间到了各位

3526
03:04:43,933 --> 03:04:45,049
我的房子来了

3527
03:04:48,650 --> 03:04:49,850
看看我的房间

3528
03:04:53,616 --> 03:04:55,016
8个保姆间

3529
03:04:55,500 --> 03:04:56,216
我都是套箱

3530
03:04:56,216 --> 03:04:57,016
天啊

3531
03:04:57,183 --> 03:04:58,583
卧室加上洗手间

3532
03:04:58,583 --> 03:04:59,733
我还可以带7个人

3533
03:04:59,733 --> 03:05:00,983
你们报名吧

3534
03:05:00,983 --> 03:05:03,133
我只能说有一个内推的资格

3535
03:05:03,133 --> 03:05:04,183
看怎么表现啊

3536
03:05:07,983 --> 03:05:09,699
没有仔细拍保姆肩

3537
03:05:09,933 --> 03:05:11,849
不然我们就想看保姆肩吧

3538
03:05:11,900 --> 03:05:13,733
哈哈哈

3539
03:05:14,416 --> 03:05:15,699
OK这套房子看完了

3540
03:05:15,700 --> 03:05:18,900
也算是美国前两年的豪宅的天花板了

3541
03:05:18,983 --> 03:05:20,816
无论是面积还是功能

3542
03:05:20,850 --> 03:05:23,650
无论它的占地还是它的尺度

3543
03:05:23,700 --> 03:05:24,783
还是它的设计

3544
03:05:24,783 --> 03:05:25,933
都已经是天花板的

3545
03:05:25,933 --> 03:05:28,299
觉得天花板的扣1不是天花板的扣2

3546
03:05:28,300 --> 03:05:29,900
所有的憧憬和幻想

3547
03:05:29,900 --> 03:05:31,650
但是这么大的空间和区域

3548
03:05:31,650 --> 03:05:33,816
不像是满足一家人的需求

3549
03:05:33,816 --> 03:05:35,216
更像是为了一个秀

3550
03:05:35,450 --> 03:05:37,100
为了一个party

3551
03:05:37,183 --> 03:05:37,983
party

3552
03:05:38,300 --> 03:05:42,016
而这个后面的生活到底是近还是远呢

3553
03:05:42,133 --> 03:05:43,216
如果你有机会

3554
03:05:43,216 --> 03:05:45,616
用这么大的空间去造一栋房子

3555
03:05:45,700 --> 03:05:47,983
你的设计会是像这样吗

3556
03:05:47,983 --> 03:05:49,216
可以评论区告诉我们

3557
03:05:49,216 --> 03:05:50,983
咱们互动一下OK

3558
03:05:51,250 --> 03:05:53,900
美国的豪宅就这么回事我晒书

3559
03:05:54,250 --> 03:05:55,500
就就这么回事

3560
03:05:55,616 --> 03:05:56,416
拜拜

3561
03:05:56,733 --> 03:05:58,183
什么叫就这么回事

3562
03:05:58,183 --> 03:05:59,783
什么叫就这么回事

3563
03:06:00,333 --> 03:06:01,416
看看啊

3564
03:06:08,733 --> 03:06:09,649
看看

3565
03:06:15,850 --> 03:06:17,300
想开party的扣1

3566
03:06:17,383 --> 03:06:19,099
不想开party的扣2

3567
03:06:19,500 --> 03:06:20,983
还有各种网球场啊

3568
03:06:20,983 --> 03:06:22,183
泳池之类的

3569
03:06:24,733 --> 03:06:27,249
他只要1,800万美元

3570
03:06:31,450 --> 03:06:33,450
大家好我是看得起豪宅大叔

3571
03:06:33,450 --> 03:06:35,016
有粉丝给我发私信

3572
03:06:35,016 --> 03:06:37,583
想看一下俄罗斯的豪宅

3573
03:06:37,816 --> 03:06:39,049
还给我了个链接

3574
03:06:39,216 --> 03:06:40,616
那我都想开party

3575
03:06:40,700 --> 03:06:42,050
都不是啥好人啊

3576
03:06:42,050 --> 03:06:44,216
这些房子到底长什么样

3577
03:06:44,216 --> 03:06:45,899
咱们一起记住你们了

3578
03:06:46,933 --> 03:06:47,816
都不是啥好人

3579
03:06:47,816 --> 03:06:49,733
都不是啥正经人啊感觉

3580
03:06:52,216 --> 03:06:53,133
okay so

3581
03:06:53,450 --> 03:06:54,850
we are back flip

3582
03:06:54,850 --> 03:06:57,100
it around take a look at this entryway

3583
03:06:57,100 --> 03:06:58,583
this is what the owner called

3584
03:06:59,050 --> 03:07:01,533
bridal stairs if you can even show kind of

3585
03:07:01,616 --> 03:07:03,099
what he was showing to me and just

3586
03:07:03,100 --> 03:07:04,783
进来就是逼格很满啊

3587
03:07:05,533 --> 03:07:06,899
这种环绕式的

3588
03:07:07,933 --> 03:07:09,016
楼梯啊

3589
03:07:09,100 --> 03:07:11,733
咱们看看就进来根本就没有收纳

3590
03:07:12,383 --> 03:07:14,533
就让所有人进来牛逼就完事了

3591
03:07:14,733 --> 03:07:16,849
我是亿万富翁我摊牌了

3592
03:07:16,850 --> 03:07:19,383
and this is where

3593
03:07:20,250 --> 03:07:21,583
这是个花房吗

3594
03:07:22,050 --> 03:07:25,133
we're where you do your cocktail hours but this is where

3595
03:07:25,133 --> 03:07:26,183
就喝下午茶到这是吗

3596
03:07:26,183 --> 03:07:27,616
he's in a lot of entertaining

3597
03:07:27,850 --> 03:07:31,700
weddings in here没有空调到夏天就会热蒙

3598
03:07:32,250 --> 03:07:35,050
这里没有冷气很热吗

3599
03:07:36,183 --> 03:07:38,016
we've got the receiving room here

3600
03:07:38,650 --> 03:07:39,616
没有没有没有

3601
03:07:39,616 --> 03:07:43,099
这种距离太远了不敢肖想的说实话

3602
03:07:43,783 --> 03:07:44,983
双层挑高的这种

3603
03:07:45,333 --> 03:07:46,449
哇这得打码了

3604
03:07:46,983 --> 03:07:48,783
this is where the family comes Whoa

3605
03:07:49,616 --> 03:07:51,016
sink sink

3606
03:07:51,650 --> 03:07:52,983
还能会加素材

3607
03:07:53,133 --> 03:07:54,183
and this is where you have your

3608
03:07:54,183 --> 03:07:55,016
you know your family哎

3609
03:07:55,016 --> 03:07:56,849
没有字幕大家应该看不明白

3610
03:07:56,850 --> 03:07:58,850
艺术地板这个还是挺牛逼的

3611
03:07:59,500 --> 03:08:00,300
走了

3612
03:08:00,816 --> 03:08:01,616
看看

3613
03:08:09,983 --> 03:08:10,849
妈妈喂

3614
03:08:12,933 --> 03:08:14,333
妈妈妈喂

3615
03:08:28,850 --> 03:08:29,650
oh

3616
03:08:31,450 --> 03:08:33,333
大家好我是看得起豪宅大叔

3617
03:08:33,333 --> 03:08:35,699
今天为大家带来的这豪宅啊

3618
03:08:35,700 --> 03:08:37,300
各位一定都知道

3619
03:08:37,300 --> 03:08:39,250
因为这里拍过无数耳熟能正

3620
03:08:39,250 --> 03:08:40,333
看完下播了

3621
03:08:40,616 --> 03:08:43,616
中了些大导演和名家巨股的最爱

3622
03:08:43,700 --> 03:08:46,016
高77米一共12层

3623
03:08:46,216 --> 03:08:48,649
当年造价200多万两白银

3624
03:08:48,650 --> 03:08:51,983
那么从前一乡鬓影云流避及的地

3625
03:08:51,983 --> 03:08:53,533
到底长什么样呢

3626
03:08:53,583 --> 03:08:56,783
上海步行街南京东路20号和平饭店哎

3627
03:08:56,783 --> 03:08:58,216
这是我家附近吗

3628
03:09:04,733 --> 03:09:05,899
1:11了都

3629
03:09:05,900 --> 03:09:07,700
明天还要上班呢

3630
03:09:08,900 --> 03:09:11,850
和平饭店以前叫华茂饭店是上海

3631
03:09:11,983 --> 03:09:13,333
对对叫华茂来着

3632
03:09:13,333 --> 03:09:13,899
现代派建

3633
03:09:13,900 --> 03:09:14,583
筑

3634
03:09:14,583 --> 03:09:18,016
老上海的文人气息与近代历史的印记

3635
03:09:18,050 --> 03:09:19,733
都在这酝酿汇集

3636
03:09:19,783 --> 03:09:22,016
放眼外滩其他的万国建筑群

3637
03:09:22,216 --> 03:09:23,699
清一色的低饱和度

3638
03:09:23,700 --> 03:09:27,616
唯有它绿色铜护套的屋顶啊很张扬

3639
03:09:27,616 --> 03:09:29,416
花岗岩石外墙的造型

3640
03:09:29,416 --> 03:09:31,616
我说大家要上

3641
03:09:31,816 --> 03:09:32,249
班

3642
03:09:32,250 --> 03:09:34,333
还是不太合群的叛逆了

3643
03:09:34,583 --> 03:09:35,933
旋转门庭进来

3644
03:09:35,933 --> 03:09:37,333
风字形的大堂

3645
03:09:37,383 --> 03:09:39,649
色彩啊你上班上班的附近啊

3646
03:09:39,650 --> 03:09:41,100
好像看到你了刚才

3647
03:09:41,616 --> 03:09:44,899
楼花吊灯装饰主义的几何造型

3648
03:09:44,933 --> 03:09:48,249
仿佛让来的人沉浸于京城的美梦

3649
03:09:48,333 --> 03:09:49,183
看得出啊

3650
03:09:49,183 --> 03:09:50,416
这里对雕花

3651
03:09:50,416 --> 03:09:51,249
暗纹

3652
03:09:51,250 --> 03:09:55,050
贴线还有各种放射状图案的偏爱

3653
03:09:55,183 --> 03:09:56,016
那这种风格呢

3654
03:09:56,016 --> 03:09:58,533
会贯穿咱们这期视频的全片

3655
03:09:58,616 --> 03:10:00,616
四幅银质浮雕壁画

3656
03:10:00,616 --> 03:10:02,249
3D动感十足

3657
03:10:02,250 --> 03:10:03,250
又辞职了

3658
03:10:03,616 --> 03:10:05,016
一说就都是辞职

3659
03:10:05,016 --> 03:10:07,499
展示着旧上海彼时的华美

3660
03:10:07,500 --> 03:10:09,650
居中的和平鸽琉璃雕塑

3661
03:10:09,650 --> 03:10:11,583
通体灵光盈澈

3662
03:10:11,583 --> 03:10:13,383
造型张力十足

3663
03:10:13,416 --> 03:10:15,133
别问为什么进门放鸽子

3664
03:10:15,133 --> 03:10:16,583
问就是催更

3665
03:10:16,783 --> 03:10:17,849
这也不是不更

3666
03:10:17,850 --> 03:10:19,100
主要是啊

3667
03:10:19,216 --> 03:10:20,983
创造好内容需要好的氛围

3668
03:10:20,983 --> 03:10:23,499
你得到挑高近8米的酒廊

3669
03:10:23,700 --> 03:10:26,983
感受一下那会最fashion的社交活动

3670
03:10:27,016 --> 03:10:29,016
茶舞夹层露台旁

3671
03:10:29,016 --> 03:10:31,133
奥地利巡演的管弦乐队

3672
03:10:31,183 --> 03:10:33,383
专门给你配应景的BGM

3673
03:10:33,500 --> 03:10:35,500
协同偏先运妙的舞步

3674
03:10:35,616 --> 03:10:37,699
在漾起狭义朦胧的情愫

3675
03:10:37,700 --> 03:10:40,733
唯有洋溢的茶香能让人挺住

3676
03:10:40,783 --> 03:10:43,533
在没有剧本杀和撸啊撸的年代

3677
03:10:43,616 --> 03:10:46,216
大家组队的社交平台也不多

3678
03:10:46,383 --> 03:10:49,533
这就成了当时各界王者段位的聚集地

3679
03:10:49,616 --> 03:10:52,499
话说你们现在都什么段位啊

3680
03:10:52,500 --> 03:10:54,416
他竟然还借这个吗

3681
03:10:55,500 --> 03:10:56,500
重要的是啊

3682
03:10:56,533 --> 03:10:58,249
咱们得温务之心

3683
03:10:58,583 --> 03:11:00,133
比如东大门的楼梯

3684
03:11:00,133 --> 03:11:01,783
他是在打广告吗

3685
03:11:02,250 --> 03:11:03,900
他竟然还接这个广告

3686
03:11:05,333 --> 03:11:07,699
眼熟吗给大家来个眼熟啊

3687
03:11:07,700 --> 03:11:09,250
我经常来这近

3688
03:11:09,333 --> 03:11:12,383
50多部拍照留念的名人不计其

3689
03:11:12,383 --> 03:11:14,049
数来这打完卡啊

3690
03:11:14,050 --> 03:11:17,650
一定要记住坐这部电梯上8楼

3691
03:11:17,650 --> 03:11:20,983
对对对8楼那块有一个吃中餐的

3692
03:11:21,050 --> 03:11:21,450
小区

3693
03:11:21,450 --> 03:11:23,900
是是我觉得那的那个特别好吃

3694
03:11:24,650 --> 03:11:26,333
哎龙峰听到了啊

3695
03:11:26,333 --> 03:11:28,299
我先替大家包场

3696
03:11:29,900 --> 03:11:32,133
屏风后边珠漆莹柱

3697
03:11:32,133 --> 03:11:35,449
单格拂袖顶板天花龙月凤鸣

3698
03:11:35,450 --> 03:11:39,100
燕兰云秀还有明科羌玉的彩色玻璃

3699
03:11:39,216 --> 03:11:41,216
这些大家能相信吗

3700
03:11:41,216 --> 03:11:43,383
都是他们的招牌菜确实不错

3701
03:11:43,383 --> 03:11:46,183
招牌的保存至今依旧很耐看

3702
03:11:46,383 --> 03:11:48,133
还有啊来这啊

3703
03:11:48,216 --> 03:11:49,849
这个片皮鸭

3704
03:11:49,850 --> 03:11:52,183
樱桃鹅肝还有本帮善司

3705
03:11:52,183 --> 03:11:54,533
对对对片皮鸭片皮鸭哎想起来了

3706
03:11:54,900 --> 03:11:56,616
我一直在想是什么鸭什么鸭啊对

3707
03:11:56,616 --> 03:11:57,849
是片皮鸭

3708
03:11:58,050 --> 03:11:59,983
大家都知道我喜欢的那个什么挺

3709
03:11:59,983 --> 03:12:01,616
还挺喜欢吃鸭肉的

3710
03:12:01,616 --> 03:12:03,333
我们摄影师非要让他看一下

3711
03:12:03,700 --> 03:12:05,100
我都进嘴里边了

3712
03:12:05,783 --> 03:12:07,333
我可以吃了吗可以吃

3713
03:12:08,100 --> 03:12:09,216
我替大家吃了啊

3714
03:12:10,650 --> 03:12:12,933
2022年就要到了啊

3715
03:12:12,933 --> 03:12:14,649
给大家拜个年

3716
03:12:14,733 --> 03:12:18,499
这里走廊两侧的玻璃看似平平无奇

3717
03:12:18,733 --> 03:12:20,133
实则很有东西

3718
03:12:20,133 --> 03:12:21,416
作者是拉力克

3719
03:12:21,416 --> 03:12:23,449
他被称为玻璃的诗人

3720
03:12:23,450 --> 03:12:25,816
喜欢吃甜皮鸭就只能吃甜皮鸭是吗

3721
03:12:25,816 --> 03:12:26,616
哼

3722
03:12:26,650 --> 03:12:28,933
和驾轻就熟的技术流

3723
03:12:29,500 --> 03:12:31,250
一个珠宝艺术家

3724
03:12:31,650 --> 03:12:33,933
转做玻璃品创作

3725
03:12:34,250 --> 03:12:36,616
你们说这算不算降维打击啊

3726
03:12:36,700 --> 03:12:37,816
穿廊而过

3727
03:12:37,816 --> 03:12:39,499
咱们就到和平厅了

3728
03:12:40,216 --> 03:12:41,016
抬头

3729
03:12:41,016 --> 03:12:44,816
两侧的半圆窗像是悬在锦缎上的宝石

3730
03:12:44,983 --> 03:12:46,499
方正廊厅的形制

3731
03:12:46,650 --> 03:12:48,300
倾斜屋顶的装饰

3732
03:12:48,300 --> 03:12:50,783
巴洛克式的宫廷仪仗感世界

3733
03:12:50,783 --> 03:12:53,616
廊地毯下铺的是蜂木弹簧地板

3734
03:12:54,583 --> 03:12:56,649
甭管你挑的是拉丁还是国标

3735
03:12:56,650 --> 03:12:57,416
就是面皮啊

3736
03:12:57,416 --> 03:12:59,183
甭管你是locking还是泡饼

3737
03:12:59,300 --> 03:13:01,616
在这都能耍的开了

3738
03:13:01,616 --> 03:13:02,616
舞跳累了

3739
03:13:02,616 --> 03:13:06,299
就到9层的西餐厅华茂阁来份下午茶

3740
03:13:06,383 --> 03:13:10,333
再到沙逊阳台啊简单看看风景还行

3741
03:13:10,616 --> 03:13:11,333
说到沙旭

3742
03:13:11,333 --> 03:13:12,899
这啥这是酒店吗

3743
03:13:12,900 --> 03:13:15,133
看一下他之前的私人寓所

3744
03:13:16,250 --> 03:13:17,100
面积不大

3745
03:13:17,100 --> 03:13:18,900
就278个平方

3746
03:13:18,900 --> 03:13:23,016
是现在这的总统套房价格呢还可以

3747
03:13:23,183 --> 03:13:26,299
据说住过很多的名人政要名字不好

3748
03:13:26,300 --> 03:13:27,616
我还喜欢吃那种

3749
03:13:28,300 --> 03:13:29,783
皮是脆脆的呀

3750
03:13:29,783 --> 03:13:31,049
直接刷卡进

3751
03:13:32,583 --> 03:13:33,016
玄关

3752
03:13:33,016 --> 03:13:35,933
这挂着的是沙逊和他夫人的油画画像

3753
03:13:35,933 --> 03:13:37,383
这回不走寻常路

3754
03:13:37,383 --> 03:13:38,899
先看一下大家的保姆间

3755
03:13:39,050 --> 03:13:40,733
平时保镖也住这

3756
03:13:40,733 --> 03:13:42,383
该有的全都有

3757
03:13:42,383 --> 03:13:44,249
不该有的这全没有

3758
03:13:44,300 --> 03:13:46,100
出来旁边是个小书房

3759
03:13:46,100 --> 03:13:49,216
木质面加墙布显得优点小朴素

3760
03:13:49,216 --> 03:13:50,899
再往前是会客厅

3761
03:13:51,100 --> 03:13:52,300
层高3米

3762
03:13:52,300 --> 03:13:54,416
让纵向立面的木质护墙板

3763
03:13:54,416 --> 03:13:55,699
就没那么压抑

3764
03:13:55,816 --> 03:13:57,899
起源于隋唐的八角元素

3765
03:13:58,016 --> 03:14:01,249
随处可见据说最早顶梁的这些浮雕啊

3766
03:14:01,250 --> 03:14:02,450
都是彩色的

3767
03:14:02,533 --> 03:14:03,933
那这就和咱们之前

3768
03:14:03,933 --> 03:14:07,299
中国邮政的那个蛋糕穹顶啊就很像

3769
03:14:07,300 --> 03:14:08,016
哦确实啊

3770
03:14:08,016 --> 03:14:09,616
还有这个和这个

3771
03:14:09,816 --> 03:14:10,983
都是原模原样的

3772
03:14:10,983 --> 03:14:12,099
老公老公姐对

3773
03:14:12,100 --> 03:14:15,783
30年代上海首富那味接着进主卧

3774
03:14:16,100 --> 03:14:18,383
这里没有过多的装饰没有过多的装饰

3775
03:14:18,383 --> 03:14:19,699
没有落地窗没有落地窗

3776
03:14:19,700 --> 03:14:21,816
更没有奢华的水晶吊灯

3777
03:14:21,850 --> 03:14:24,700
反而是造型比较古朴用料十足

3778
03:14:24,816 --> 03:14:26,849
中规中矩步入式的衣帽间

3779
03:14:26,850 --> 03:14:27,933
很含蓄比较含蓄

3780
03:14:27,933 --> 03:14:29,133
这里边的卫生间

3781
03:14:29,250 --> 03:14:32,250
对他卫生间很明亮流行层叠泛光吊顶

3782
03:14:32,250 --> 03:14:33,816
双大理石灌洗台

3783
03:14:33,900 --> 03:14:35,500
一体式按摩浴缸

3784
03:14:35,533 --> 03:14:39,299
双面缎绒浴袍最细节的是洗护用品

3785
03:14:39,300 --> 03:14:41,133
用的是Lalabo的rose

3786
03:14:41,133 --> 03:14:41,933
31

3787
03:14:42,216 --> 03:14:45,299
OK这是本期视频的部分内容

3788
03:14:45,450 --> 03:14:46,650
看一眼进度条

3789
03:14:46,650 --> 03:14:47,500
接下来

3790
03:14:47,500 --> 03:14:50,583
咱们就去搂一眼这里最有特色的

3791
03:14:50,616 --> 03:14:52,583
9国套房哈哈

3792
03:14:52,583 --> 03:14:55,616
那有时间来现场的呀那就亲自体会

3793
03:14:55,900 --> 03:14:58,333
没时间来现场呢那就跟着我

3794
03:14:58,733 --> 03:15:00,133
慢慢品味啊

3795
03:15:00,650 --> 03:15:04,016
西班牙套房仿佛触及地中海波浪

3796
03:15:04,183 --> 03:15:05,249
花纹与图

3797
03:15:05,850 --> 03:15:08,133
很奔放啊但是他不张扬

3798
03:15:08,416 --> 03:15:09,183
教授

3799
03:15:09,183 --> 03:15:10,133
亲临现场

3800
03:15:10,133 --> 03:15:10,983
印度套房

3801
03:15:10,983 --> 03:15:12,933
金银丝镶嵌的墙壁

3802
03:15:12,933 --> 03:15:14,699
融合配色浓烈的抑郁

3803
03:15:14,700 --> 03:15:15,450
神秘

3804
03:15:15,450 --> 03:15:18,133
从网上高频的出镜率可以看出

3805
03:15:19,133 --> 03:15:21,533
魅力哎他怎么还在讲rap啊

3806
03:15:22,250 --> 03:15:24,050
但与粗旷毫无瓜葛

3807
03:15:24,216 --> 03:15:26,583
都说宽阔的壁炉不错啊

3808
03:15:26,583 --> 03:15:29,099
Daco的风格遍及这里每个角落

3809
03:15:29,250 --> 03:15:30,216
中国套房

3810
03:15:30,250 --> 03:15:32,733
半月形门廊曲处通幽

3811
03:15:32,933 --> 03:15:34,783
玉龙猩红的设计

3812
03:15:34,850 --> 03:15:36,733
珠漆遍体的家具

3813
03:15:36,850 --> 03:15:40,250
整体规格都极尽公益套房有点多

3814
03:15:40,250 --> 03:15:43,216
咱们今天啊就点到为止

3815
03:15:46,250 --> 03:15:47,050
嘘

3816
03:15:47,183 --> 03:15:48,016
这什么时候

3817
03:15:48,300 --> 03:15:49,850
都说北有摇滚老啊

3818
03:15:49,850 --> 03:15:50,250
对对对

3819
03:15:50,250 --> 03:15:52,733
之前我我在做那个什么爵士爵士爵士

3820
03:15:52,733 --> 03:15:53,533
听过

3821
03:15:54,050 --> 03:15:55,983
咱们一起进去简单品品

3822
03:15:57,333 --> 03:15:58,933
我看一下是不是我之前去的

3823
03:15:58,933 --> 03:16:00,216
去的那那场

3824
03:16:00,416 --> 03:16:02,183
那个哎就他们就他们就他们

3825
03:16:02,183 --> 03:16:03,733
我之前看的也是他们的表演

3826
03:16:05,783 --> 03:16:09,299
爵士乐讲究的不是6415的和弦套路

3827
03:16:09,300 --> 03:16:11,700
而是律动轻舞的摇摆风度

3828
03:16:11,933 --> 03:16:14,249
不用揣摩深奥的和声

3829
03:16:14,450 --> 03:16:16,183
只需字意随行

3830
03:16:16,250 --> 03:16:17,533
澄井共情

3831
03:16:17,583 --> 03:16:20,783
这藏着上海滩最复古的浪漫

3832
03:16:20,783 --> 03:16:22,383
也有属于那个年代

3833
03:16:22,383 --> 03:16:23,499
大家是不是在这打工

3834
03:16:23,983 --> 03:16:25,249
时光回溯

3835
03:16:25,300 --> 03:16:27,983
脑补出大爷们年轻时候的范

3836
03:16:28,100 --> 03:16:29,583
再回到当下

3837
03:16:29,850 --> 03:16:31,533
眼前的他们也

3838
03:16:31,816 --> 03:16:33,099
香调十足

3839
03:16:33,183 --> 03:16:34,049
实力在线

3840
03:16:34,983 --> 03:16:37,249
80多岁能把乐器吹出响

3841
03:16:37,533 --> 03:16:39,583
100岁还能跑一个犬马

3842
03:16:39,700 --> 03:16:41,450
这又是人生赢家

3843
03:16:41,616 --> 03:16:45,533
什么豪宅不豪宅的不重要了啊来挺着

3844
03:16:48,650 --> 03:16:49,450
房看完了

3845
03:16:49,450 --> 03:16:52,016
上世纪30年代的商业首富是谁

3846
03:16:52,016 --> 03:16:53,016
未必有人知道

3847
03:16:53,216 --> 03:16:55,816
但他在外滩造的这个和平饭店

3848
03:16:55,816 --> 03:16:57,383
却广为人们所知

3849
03:16:57,383 --> 03:16:58,183
为什么呢

3850
03:16:58,216 --> 03:17:02,016
因为当你的想法变成一个地标建筑

3851
03:17:02,016 --> 03:17:05,016
一个商业模式或者是一本书一条视频

3852
03:17:05,016 --> 03:17:06,049
到那个时候啊

3853
03:17:06,100 --> 03:17:08,216
他就已经不完全属于你自己了

3854
03:17:08,416 --> 03:17:11,299
而是会被触及到的人们使用运

3855
03:17:11,300 --> 03:17:12,783
用阅读或者是评判

3856
03:17:12,983 --> 03:17:15,499
得到多少或留下多少

3857
03:17:15,500 --> 03:17:17,700
有多大程度是守恒的呢

3858
03:17:17,783 --> 03:17:19,016
没有标准答案

3859
03:17:19,016 --> 03:17:20,049
当我们能

3860
03:17:20,050 --> 03:17:23,300
看到发生在这里面的点点滴滴的故事

3861
03:17:23,533 --> 03:17:24,933
除了风花雪月

3862
03:17:24,933 --> 03:17:25,933
名人易事

3863
03:17:25,983 --> 03:17:29,449
离我们更近的还有那些曾经的少年

3864
03:17:29,450 --> 03:17:30,583
看哪个啊

3865
03:17:35,250 --> 03:17:37,383
咱们如今也成了老可了

3866
03:17:37,533 --> 03:17:40,849
衣着无花红领结皮鞋锃亮白西装

3867
03:17:41,933 --> 03:17:44,533
妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈

3868
03:17:46,850 --> 03:17:58,500
AAAAAAAAA

3869
03:18:04,333 --> 03:18:06,049
把那往事的事

3870
03:18:06,583 --> 03:18:08,333
压抑进你心扉

3871
03:18:14,533 --> 03:18:15,299
晚上好啊

3872
03:18:15,300 --> 03:18:16,100
晚上好

3873
03:18:18,533 --> 03:18:20,133
要不然不看吧下播了

3874
03:18:20,733 --> 03:18:22,816
to go more no die or go

3875
03:18:27,333 --> 03:18:31,733
knew the eva and dance oh makima zula

3876
03:18:36,383 --> 03:18:39,216
ni to mango who you got keep there

3877
03:18:39,783 --> 03:18:43,499
i'm not empty enough i'm not downno go

3878
03:18:45,700 --> 03:18:51,850
go home

3879
03:18:56,183 --> 03:18:57,733
stay with me

3880
03:18:58,850 --> 03:19:01,983
may you're the kind of the wolf and the key

3881
03:19:03,300 --> 03:19:04,733
cocoonya

3882
03:19:04,733 --> 03:19:15,216
magadiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

3883
03:19:15,783 --> 03:19:17,699
这么早下班怎么买的起烤串

3884
03:19:17,850 --> 03:19:20,983
不这么早下班也买不起啊

3885
03:19:25,500 --> 03:19:27,100
那再看一个成都的吧

3886
03:19:31,733 --> 03:19:34,099
了解了解咱们那个什么

3887
03:19:34,450 --> 03:19:36,933
一天到晚那个什么呃

3888
03:19:40,333 --> 03:19:44,383
说咱们重庆跟成都什么比来比去的

3889
03:19:44,383 --> 03:19:45,983
让我看看他们的实力啊

3890
03:20:16,100 --> 03:20:17,250
2,700万

3891
03:20:17,250 --> 03:20:20,016
嗯大家好我是看得起豪宅大叔

3892
03:20:20,183 --> 03:20:21,383
以为我在欧洲吗

3893
03:20:21,383 --> 03:20:24,933
啊不是我在成都天府新区

3894
03:20:24,933 --> 03:20:26,733
猜猜为什么来这

3895
03:20:29,533 --> 03:20:30,583
拍完成都

3896
03:20:30,616 --> 03:20:32,899
很多小伙伴让我再来一趟

3897
03:20:32,933 --> 03:20:35,216
于是我在留言里发现啊

3898
03:20:35,216 --> 03:20:37,533
蔚蓝卡地亚的呼声有点高

3899
03:20:37,533 --> 03:20:40,183
那行今儿咱们就看看他的花园城

3900
03:20:40,300 --> 03:20:42,183
面积330平方

3901
03:20:42,183 --> 03:20:43,933
三房两厅三卫

3902
03:20:43,933 --> 03:20:45,983
总价只要2,700万

3903
03:20:46,216 --> 03:20:47,416
西泳馆走起

3904
03:20:48,416 --> 03:20:50,133
要2,700万呢

3905
03:21:13,850 --> 03:21:14,650
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

3906
03:21:14,700 --> 03:21:16,933
OK跑完了咱们正面开始

3907
03:21:17,416 --> 03:21:18,983
绕过迎宾喷泉

3908
03:21:19,050 --> 03:21:21,900
后面是居中的无边镜面水池

3909
03:21:21,983 --> 03:21:24,049
助力两侧的热带丝葵

3910
03:21:24,050 --> 03:21:26,533
夹道欢迎的归家氛围

3911
03:21:26,650 --> 03:21:28,133
踏上三级台阶

3912
03:21:28,183 --> 03:21:30,699
是8米挑高的酒店大堂什么

3913
03:21:30,700 --> 03:21:32,450
这是小区入口啊

3914
03:21:32,450 --> 03:21:33,533
天圆地方

3915
03:21:33,850 --> 03:21:36,583
出发会客区分裂两旁

3916
03:21:36,850 --> 03:21:37,733
来杯咖啡

3917
03:21:37,733 --> 03:21:39,699
旁边就是健身房

3918
03:21:39,700 --> 03:21:42,533
手机随便拍几个大家觉得香不香

3919
03:21:42,533 --> 03:21:43,583
我觉得好不像

3920
03:21:43,583 --> 03:21:45,649
那个好不像小区入口啊

3921
03:21:45,650 --> 03:21:46,450
还没亮相

3922
03:21:46,733 --> 03:21:48,983
今的房子有点不太一样

3923
03:21:48,983 --> 03:21:52,049
往里走介绍一个知识点听不

3924
03:21:52,050 --> 03:21:53,933
这种古老的渡水设施

3925
03:21:53,933 --> 03:21:56,899
在造型上讲究简洁含蓄

3926
03:21:56,933 --> 03:21:59,533
在功能上体现天人合一

3927
03:21:59,583 --> 03:22:01,049
苏州环秀山庄

3928
03:22:01,100 --> 03:22:03,533
南京毡园里边啊都能看到

3929
03:22:03,733 --> 03:22:06,449
唯一需要注意的是这的设计啊

3930
03:22:06,450 --> 03:22:08,050
尺度一定要合理

3931
03:22:08,050 --> 03:22:11,616
不然容易一步太娘两步可当

3932
03:22:11,616 --> 03:22:13,299
下面房子就到了

3933
03:22:14,300 --> 03:22:14,900
子母门

3934
03:22:14,900 --> 03:22:18,250
推开玄关是个古铜色金属浮雕

3935
03:22:18,383 --> 03:22:20,449
沿着人字拼梯板向里

3936
03:22:20,650 --> 03:22:23,500
是17米面宽的客餐厅

3937
03:22:24,050 --> 03:22:24,816
落地窗

3938
03:22:24,816 --> 03:22:28,499
照进来的光和冷峻大理石反射的影

3939
03:22:28,500 --> 03:22:30,050
做到了友好的监控

3940
03:22:30,250 --> 03:22:32,900
不仅不用了4米二层高的尺度

3941
03:22:32,933 --> 03:22:35,849
还能让意大利抹tiny c的设计风格

3942
03:22:35,850 --> 03:22:36,783
和谐过度

3943
03:22:37,050 --> 03:22:40,700
在这和伊丽莎白鼠聊聊今年的鬼畜

3944
03:22:40,700 --> 03:22:43,733
再刷刷英雄联盟最骚的骚猪

3945
03:22:44,216 --> 03:22:47,099
要是觉得平安头的影响还不够劲

3946
03:22:47,100 --> 03:22:49,250
那就把狼狼请来用

3947
03:22:51,250 --> 03:22:52,650
要是家里耍不开

3948
03:22:52,900 --> 03:22:54,333
等一下他为什么没进去呢

3949
03:22:54,333 --> 03:22:54,816
就在

3950
03:22:54,816 --> 03:22:59,016
中厨做两个一体都是妥妥的拉满

3951
03:22:59,016 --> 03:23:01,849
要是家里耍不开旁边还有

3952
03:23:02,733 --> 03:23:05,649
绕过来对面是8人位的餐桌

3953
03:23:05,650 --> 03:23:07,250
位置不多现在在哪啊

3954
03:23:07,450 --> 03:23:10,616
讲究得是会所的私厨上门

3955
03:23:11,100 --> 03:23:11,900
我不会弹

3956
03:23:11,933 --> 03:23:12,699
琴啊

3957
03:23:12,700 --> 03:23:13,533
弹成碟

3958
03:23:14,050 --> 03:23:17,783
满满的仪式感让逼哥妥妥的拉满

3959
03:23:17,816 --> 03:23:19,249
要是家里耍不开

3960
03:23:19,250 --> 03:23:20,016
旁边

3961
03:23:20,016 --> 03:23:23,616
还有两个五星酒店安大士和凯悦

3962
03:23:24,416 --> 03:23:25,649
吃完了咱们

3963
03:23:25,783 --> 03:23:25,933
啊

3964
03:23:25,933 --> 03:23:28,099
我这这这个烧烤都没吃饱

3965
03:23:28,783 --> 03:23:32,733
工收交错那这就是小耳精的社交厨房

3966
03:23:32,733 --> 03:23:35,583
毕竟一人乐啊不如众乐乐

3967
03:23:35,850 --> 03:23:40,133
在这一起备3杯菜可以短暂忘掉工作

3968
03:23:40,650 --> 03:23:41,500
只谈娱乐

3969
03:23:41,700 --> 03:23:42,900
算了不点不可能

3970
03:23:42,900 --> 03:23:44,583
要是国内的生意伙伴

3971
03:23:44,583 --> 03:23:47,783
就在中厨做两道当地的特色菜

3972
03:23:47,983 --> 03:23:49,816
要是国外的合伙人呢

3973
03:23:50,016 --> 03:23:51,983
就我就点了两个菜好不好

3974
03:23:51,983 --> 03:23:52,783
牛排

3975
03:23:53,016 --> 03:23:55,933
反正啊米其林的餐厅的厨师啊

3976
03:23:55,933 --> 03:23:57,583
随时死单拜

3977
03:23:57,933 --> 03:23:59,333
厨电橱柜一体

3978
03:23:59,583 --> 03:24:03,383
都是隐藏式的品牌不是美诺就是SMAG

3979
03:24:03,450 --> 03:24:04,850
其实做饭这事啊

3980
03:24:04,933 --> 03:24:07,783
拼的不是这些十八般的兵器

3981
03:24:07,783 --> 03:24:10,733
而是日积月累练就的手艺

3982
03:24:11,016 --> 03:24:11,649
算了

3983
03:24:11,650 --> 03:24:13,450
小岁还是不吃了吧

3984
03:24:13,450 --> 03:24:15,333
大家一天到晚说

3985
03:24:16,450 --> 03:24:18,783
肥肥肥肥的

3986
03:24:19,500 --> 03:24:20,450
没心情

3987
03:24:20,583 --> 03:24:22,733
吃了算了吧

3988
03:24:22,933 --> 03:24:24,899
我还是饿着睡觉

3989
03:24:25,816 --> 03:24:26,816
比较好

3990
03:24:27,616 --> 03:24:28,816
思维发发散

3991
03:24:28,816 --> 03:24:30,533
咱们继续向前

3992
03:24:31,650 --> 03:24:33,100
一门打开

3993
03:24:35,650 --> 03:24:37,733
是10多平方的卫生间

3994
03:24:37,900 --> 03:24:39,583
大家是不是觉得有点浪费

3995
03:24:39,583 --> 03:24:40,983
其实也不会

3996
03:24:40,983 --> 03:24:43,849
杜拉维特的浴缸和双人洗漱台

3997
03:24:43,850 --> 03:24:45,133
排面基本都

3998
03:24:46,183 --> 03:24:46,983
还是

3999
03:24:46,983 --> 03:24:47,783
算了

4000
03:24:48,700 --> 03:24:49,983
饿就饿着吧

4001
03:24:49,983 --> 03:24:50,849
说的很对

4002
03:24:50,983 --> 03:24:52,699
因为这有24小

4003
03:24:53,616 --> 03:24:53,699
时

4004
03:24:53,700 --> 03:24:55,216
都觉得这样

4005
03:24:55,216 --> 03:24:57,416
你自己想睡胖胖的

4006
03:24:57,850 --> 03:24:58,533
那还

4007
03:24:58,533 --> 03:25:00,249
是建议考试

4008
03:25:00,383 --> 03:25:01,099
了吧

4009
03:25:01,100 --> 03:25:03,216
1.98亿那戏接着来

4010
03:25:03,216 --> 03:25:04,099
没关系

4011
03:25:04,100 --> 03:25:05,100
这边看完了

4012
03:25:05,133 --> 03:25:06,049
穿过初三

4013
03:25:06,050 --> 03:25:07,816
我饿一点也无所谓

4014
03:25:09,650 --> 03:25:11,900
大健身更加的私密

4015
03:25:11,900 --> 03:25:14,816
简约的搭配适合独处自己

4016
03:25:14,816 --> 03:25:16,983
发挥一下大家的想象力

4017
03:25:17,816 --> 03:25:18,699
你的COS

4018
03:25:19,583 --> 03:25:22,899
这些潮玩收藏品单独陈列在这

4019
03:25:23,016 --> 03:25:24,583
是不是相当错误

4020
03:25:24,816 --> 03:25:26,849
如果有豪宅的书房里

4021
03:25:26,850 --> 03:25:28,900
摆放的都是潮流手办

4022
03:25:29,133 --> 03:25:30,216
大家感兴趣吗

4023
03:25:30,216 --> 03:25:31,783
感兴趣的给我留言

4024
03:25:31,900 --> 03:25:33,900
接下来是过道的墙布

4025
03:25:34,016 --> 03:25:35,499
触感很细腻

4026
03:25:35,583 --> 03:25:36,983
斜对面的卫生间

4027
03:25:36,983 --> 03:25:38,299
长虹玻璃门

4028
03:25:38,416 --> 03:25:39,983
视线很主体

4029
03:25:40,100 --> 03:25:43,533
汉斯戈雅的龙头花洒也没啥可挑剔

4030
03:25:43,783 --> 03:25:46,616
卫生间出来还有一个房间

4031
03:25:46,700 --> 03:25:49,250
大理石材质的blows钓鱼灯

4032
03:25:49,250 --> 03:25:51,816
我在BNB那期啊有说过

4033
03:25:51,933 --> 03:25:53,783
下边有个私人圆桌

4034
03:25:53,783 --> 03:25:55,616
约上几位好大哥

4035
03:25:55,700 --> 03:25:59,733
筹划一下本月的爱说年底的干货视频

4036
03:25:59,733 --> 03:26:01,016
那咱们得来一波

4037
03:26:01,416 --> 03:26:03,699
扯远了房子看完了

4038
03:26:03,900 --> 03:26:06,133
看一眼进度条没

4039
03:26:06,300 --> 03:26:09,450
咱们还得搂一眼周围有什么嗨皮的地

4040
03:26:13,783 --> 03:26:15,449
我已经吃了呀

4041
03:26:17,533 --> 03:26:19,783
是没有点很多没吃饱

4042
03:26:26,733 --> 03:26:27,449
全靠完了

4043
03:26:27,450 --> 03:26:29,183
party啊也开完了

4044
03:26:29,450 --> 03:26:32,700
回想咱们之前看的房子都离不开客厅

4045
03:26:32,700 --> 03:26:34,783
餐厅卧室这老三样

4046
03:26:34,783 --> 03:26:36,016
算了吧大家

4047
03:26:36,050 --> 03:26:37,216
满足住这个需求

4048
03:26:37,216 --> 03:26:39,983
已经那个什么就就全是那个什么

4049
03:26:40,383 --> 03:26:42,333
他能看的都瞧耍不干

4050
03:26:42,383 --> 03:26:43,183
了

4051
03:26:43,450 --> 03:26:44,250
哎

4052
03:26:44,533 --> 03:26:47,049
这个家里已经有有有

4053
03:26:47,050 --> 03:26:50,050
有一个很能吃的人了啊

4054
03:26:50,050 --> 03:26:51,733
我还是饿饿吧

4055
03:26:52,183 --> 03:26:53,783
为了这个家

4056
03:26:54,583 --> 03:26:56,649
大家吃这么多

4057
03:26:57,300 --> 03:26:59,100
小费就少吃点

4058
03:26:59,250 --> 03:27:01,383
让大家多吃吃吧

4059
03:27:02,133 --> 03:27:04,699
要不然这个家庭该如何

4060
03:27:05,450 --> 03:27:06,250
如何如何

4061
03:27:09,983 --> 03:27:12,049
i'm no kisses to guy

4062
03:27:12,383 --> 03:27:14,216
he's my man on my head

4063
03:27:14,383 --> 03:27:23,616
stay with me jigo

4064
03:27:23,783 --> 03:27:24,583
sangring la la la

4065
03:27:27,850 --> 03:27:29,816
for the Russian is you

4066
03:27:30,050 --> 03:27:31,383
i'm not coming back

4067
03:27:32,050 --> 03:27:37,416
stay with me my owner kind of wild and free

4068
03:27:40,383 --> 03:27:43,416
大家吃的开心就好

4069
03:27:43,700 --> 03:27:45,816
多吃点吧

4070
03:27:46,333 --> 03:27:47,849
没关系的

4071
03:27:48,133 --> 03:27:49,733
不用管我

4072
03:28:01,050 --> 03:28:06,583
那么今天的直播就到此结束了吧

4073
03:28:07,650 --> 03:28:08,933
再不结束

4074
03:28:09,900 --> 03:28:11,050
我怕

4075
03:28:13,500 --> 03:28:16,416
太饿了情绪会变得很烦躁

4076
03:28:16,583 --> 03:28:20,733
到时候就控制不好自己的情绪了

4077
03:28:22,183 --> 03:28:24,383
那么今天呢

4078
03:28:30,250 --> 03:28:31,133
拜拜

4079
03:28:33,016 --> 03:28:34,783
再见了

4080
03:28:35,016 --> 03:28:35,816
so many

4081
03:28:38,783 --> 03:28:45,333
days

4082
03:28:58,100 --> 03:28:58,983
晚安

4083
03:28:59,783 --> 03:29:00,583
大家

4084
03:29:07,583 --> 03:29:08,383
爸爸

4085
03:29:12,816 --> 03:29:13,649
o

4086
03:29:17,900 --> 03:29:18,700
Le

4087
03:29:25,533 --> 03:29:26,333
o

4088
03:29:30,500 --> 03:29:31,300
y

4089
03:29:33,250 --> 03:29:34,016
爸爸妈妈

4090
03:29:34,016 --> 03:29:35,016
晚安晚安

4091
03:29:36,583 --> 03:29:39,616
没想到吧我是要下播了没想到吧

4092
03:29:39,733 --> 03:29:40,933
我也没想到的

4093
03:29:45,050 --> 03:29:46,783
也挺久了3个半小时呢

4094
03:30:08,783 --> 03:30:09,783
哇哇

4095
03:30:14,816 --> 03:30:18,216
直接结束退游吧那就异地也不用放了

4096
03:30:18,250 --> 03:30:20,133
异地还是那个今天没找

4097
03:30:26,016 --> 03:30:26,816
哼

4098
03:30:29,183 --> 03:30:31,649
拜拜拜拜么么

4099
03:30:33,416 --> 03:30:34,216
啊

4100
03:30:34,816 --> 03:30:36,016
掉一地吗

4101
03:30:38,616 --> 03:30:40,616
那好吧拜拜

4102
03:30:41,383 --> 03:30:42,183
晚安

4103
03:30:42,416 --> 03:30:44,216
明天播那个吧

4104
03:30:44,583 --> 03:30:47,049
明天播那个爱迪芬奇的秘密

4105
03:30:48,050 --> 03:30:48,850
啊哈

4106
03:30:51,383 --> 03:30:52,183
拜拜

4107
03:31:04,616 --> 03:31:05,383
晚安晚安

4108
03:31:05,383 --> 03:31:06,933
拜拜拜拜明天见

4109
03:31:27,650 --> 03:31:29,450
1点钟的广场

4110
03:31:29,700 --> 03:31:32,416
还有人在回想昨天

4111
03:31:33,333 --> 03:31:36,183
这是它的第几次失眠

4112
03:31:36,416 --> 03:31:38,416
一束光的形状

4113
03:31:38,616 --> 03:31:41,183
万物就是如此模样

4114
03:31:42,250 --> 03:31:43,450
呜

4115
03:31:45,250 --> 03:31:47,300
我想你也在纠结

4116
03:31:47,783 --> 03:31:50,249
不想重复着每一天

4117
03:31:53,933 --> 03:31:56,183
准备好跟我出发

4118
03:31:56,183 --> 03:31:58,649
一定不会让你失望

4119
03:32:02,216 --> 03:32:06,049
我带你穿越城市的森林

4120
03:32:06,416 --> 03:32:09,333
带你一起在火山上跳舞

4121
03:32:10,783 --> 03:32:12,933
直到看见日落

4122
03:32:13,616 --> 03:32:18,099
踏着云朵飞向银河呜

4123
03:32:20,133 --> 03:32:24,049
我带你潜入海底最深处

4124
03:32:24,216 --> 03:32:27,416
带你一起在珊瑚中散步

4125
03:32:28,650 --> 03:32:30,616
直到看见经过

4126
03:32:31,383 --> 03:32:34,649
踩着漩涡奔向沙漠

4127
03:32:36,100 --> 03:32:38,383
送给你一片绿洲

4128
03:32:56,500 --> 03:32:58,500
火山下起了大雪

4129
03:32:58,583 --> 03:33:01,416
海龟一起游向天边

4130
03:33:01,933 --> 03:33:04,849
彩虹搭起了一座桥链

4131
03:33:05,300 --> 03:33:07,216
麋鹿和狮子共舞

4132
03:33:07,500 --> 03:33:10,016
漫天花朵追逐蝴蝶

4133
03:33:11,250 --> 03:33:12,050
唔

4134
03:33:14,100 --> 03:33:16,250
没有最好的冒险

4135
03:33:16,416 --> 03:33:18,383
只有充满未知的情节

4136
03:33:23,100 --> 03:33:25,050
那些遗憾的所有

4137
03:33:25,050 --> 03:33:27,583
到最否都会遇见

4138
03:33:28,733 --> 03:33:29,533
唔

4139
03:33:31,183 --> 03:33:35,049
我带你穿越城市的森林

4140
03:33:35,300 --> 03:33:38,333
带你一起在火山上跳舞

4141
03:33:39,816 --> 03:33:41,699
直到看见日落

4142
03:33:42,500 --> 03:33:46,900
搭着云朵飞向银河唔

4143
03:33:48,900 --> 03:33:52,933
我带你潜入海底最深处

4144
03:33:53,100 --> 03:33:56,333
带你一起在珊瑚中散步

4145
03:33:57,500 --> 03:33:59,450
直到看见晴朗

4146
03:34:00,300 --> 03:34:03,650
才知我奔向沙漠

4147
03:34:04,983 --> 03:34:07,333
送给你一片绿洲

4148
03:34:34,216 --> 03:34:38,649
那些遗憾的所有最后都会遇见

4149
03:34:39,933 --> 03:34:40,733
呜

4150
03:34:42,216 --> 03:34:46,133
我带你穿越城市的森林

4151
03:34:46,450 --> 03:34:49,500
带你一起在火山上跳舞

4152
03:34:50,850 --> 03:34:52,933
直到看着日落

4153
03:34:53,616 --> 03:34:57,533
踏着云朵飞向银河呜

4154
03:35:00,016 --> 03:35:04,049
我带你潜入海底最深处

4155
03:35:04,216 --> 03:35:07,499
带你一起在江湖中散步

4156
03:35:08,616 --> 03:35:10,416
直到看见晴朗

4157
03:35:11,500 --> 03:35:14,616
踩着漩涡奔向沙漠

4158
03:35:16,100 --> 03:35:18,383
送给你一片绿洲