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mhmmm

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keep me nemotual

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oh she can say it could do

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was who thought it would

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i matter that oh matter now it takes a few

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but can't ignore the whole

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don't keep me near

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would you come take it in me

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i don't i know he don'tyou can't let the guy do

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Yo say no Neva for Koza Yo Akoni Waka Gaga Tukimato odloku

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Nodo Wagus in my room

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cut to the yellow we want no keys to that do uh

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CocoGalaza Kewapaybaigo

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Ka Kaarda

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you're so gone you're into your heart baby baby you you you

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oh she didn't say it could've been so deep blue

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ah you decided to go if they got to

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why can't you need a girl to keep me near hold you

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drop out my guns and all my crew he got took a thought to me

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La La La La La La La La

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La La La La La La

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go ahead that's so wrong i ya tu i do i do ooh social nay

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cotonado he do too demo

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Alaba so la de Ju o mm don't know what dash got ho

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hmm don't know oh dj not new

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多一点小心点哦baby baby

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he made me mutual

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oh she said he could do us who die for

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i lie instead i'm okay for they are

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oh can't come take it easy to catch your name

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silent blue everything i do makes her obvious that i'm into you

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and it's only cuts

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tookie siogie tattoo

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only gut la Lu

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u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u

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第一次我偶一个跟路在一起

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问你玩的是噶玩的是我暗藏无辜oh baby

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baby

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hello hello晚上好

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啊哈喽哈喽大家晚上好

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晚上好晚上好晚上好

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那还在跳

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开

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晚上好啊大母鸡我开了

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看看没有落过什么吧OK

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没有没有

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啊啊

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我看看我没有没有谢谢好叔的情书啊

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晚上好晚上好大家

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今天终于吃上好吃的了我

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今天晚上我们干嘛

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给你一点小惊喜你猜

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今天主播开播的很很及时吧

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那个什么接水

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啊OK

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接水的时候太着急了

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被烫到了幸好问题不大

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我之前跟大家说

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我觉得很好吃的那个什么豌豆酒米饭

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和我的

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好

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有没有发现我有什么变化

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我今天用的是

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我今天用的是那个更更浅的那个腮红

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更淡的那个腮红

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粽子你知不知道我有多想吃粽子啊

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我吃那个想吃粽子买不到

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他不发货我真的好急呀

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我太想吃了看出来了骗人我不相信啊

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真的能看出来吗我不相信

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什么万能的回答变可爱了

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好吧原谅你了

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也不失我一个完美回答

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我先问一下我爸什么时候回来

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要不然我怕他待会突然回回来

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你几点回家

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外面没有卖粽子的呀

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没有人会那个什么

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呃那个不是端午节卖的吧应该

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不知道啊买不着

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哈哈不是我没关门

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我想让我的猫想出门玩就出门玩

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想进我房间

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就进我房间

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哎我真的对他太好

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我一直把他关在我房间我就会担心他

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太无聊了

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因为他他一直待在我房间他就

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会一直睡觉

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但是他一直待在外面我就觉得太冷了

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别把他冷着了

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而且他一个人在外面很无聊的

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没人陪他玩

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太善良了吧

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怎么会有这么善良的人

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啊

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是不是超市真没卖的呀

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我们家这边超市没有卖的

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但是我把门我的房间门关上的话

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他就进不来了

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所以我就只能打开

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打开我就一会

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有点害怕我爸妈突然回来

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感觉好像忘记了什么事情

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哦我想起来了

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好好好

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那咱们是看等等我先看啊

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咱们是先看

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那个还是那个

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你们说

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今天是23号

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哦

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还有个谁来着

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那个啊

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哎谁

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感觉他是那个什么

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嗯OK

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我们是看呃看个周星驰的电影还是看

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恋踪啊

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你们是不是会说周星驰的电影

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也可以了

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蹲起OK看个什么

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会什么东西

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哎

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吓我一跳抱歉抱歉啊

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喝点水先

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哎呀我想想哎呀好纠结啊

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我之前那个什么

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呃大内密探007是吧OK OK

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什么大内密探是什么

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大内内密探不是007吧

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对面他有事你别说话姐姐来了

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打你啊

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当主播没脾气是吧哼

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all我00发哦

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这个很好看吗OK OK

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等等我想想哎我刚才要说什么哦

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我之前那个什么大家为了瓶酒回买的

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几瓶酒啊

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剩下两瓶到现在都没喝啊

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这两瓶到现在都没喝

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放在冰箱里占位子那个什么

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过年的各种什么就这个东西那个东西

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冰箱都快塞爆了

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还有那两瓶酒在那占位置真是的

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但是喝了又不醉

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没感觉没没意思真是的

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没劲没劲

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这么久他怎么喝怎

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么喝他都喝不醉怎么回事

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那我上次喝那么多都不醉啊

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意识太其实你们还

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你们不记得我当时在那被

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那个那个那个乘除法吗

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你们不记得吗

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啊

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你们忘了吗

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我当时在那背

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三三得9四四十六十四四四四

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四四十六五五25六六36忘记了吗

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我当时从头背到尾

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嗯嗯对对对的对的

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不能这么敷衍人好吧

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忘记了吗

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我没背错啊

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说实话我上次是不是那个

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而且我当时还站起来走了几步

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你们忘了吗

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你们说不能走直线我不是在走直

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我不是在走直线吗

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我上次背错了不可能

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我顶多是口糊了一下

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我顶多是口糊了一下

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哎呀你们真忘了

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你们真哎你们太让我失望

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我站起来还蹦了几下你们哎

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太过分了

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这个直播间

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只有我自己记得自己的事情

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我当时站起来跳了几下你们忘记了吗

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我还去客厅接了水

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你们忘了吗当时有一个人代播我

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我就把手机丢在那等你们聊

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当时连麦有个人代播我的

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再播我还去弄个客厅接了接了水

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谁记得谁替我那个什么

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球球

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去厕所吐了

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但是吐了也没脑子也是清醒的呀

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忘记了吗

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嗯

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嗯忘记了吗

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我觉得这个什么这是一种这就是没醉

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这虽然吐了但是我的意识

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意识是是意识是清醒的

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嗯还狂播了五六个小时哼哼哼

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哼

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哼哼

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只能说哎

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对酒这个东西有点

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哎没就没啥意思

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没有挑战性你

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为什么大家爱攀攀珠穆朗玛峰

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问你为什么因为他有挑战性对不对

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但是这种东西对我来说就啊就这

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就这

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就失去了兴趣大家应该也明白

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没劲没劲怪没劲的

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嗯

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嗯我觉得什么叫最啊我觉得就是嗯

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乱说话吧那个什么你说东他说西

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懂吗

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你说天他说地

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懂吧懂不懂这种才叫喝醉啊

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然后走路都走走不了直线的才是啊

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我我这种

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别人都是那个什么

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你第一次喝酒

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身体还没有那个接受这个东西

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谢谢黑人送的s在外面跟朋友

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啊

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什么酒鬼啊

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啊哈

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我觉得那个什么

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那个什么你的年终你的年年年终

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总结啊

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就是就是你的弹幕年终总结就是

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呃在外面喝酒

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哦对在外面喝酒啊在跟朋友喝酒

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年终总结

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嗯

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不是上一秒不醉下一秒醉

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反正我当时喝了很多我觉得

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反正还是没有醉哎

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不说了

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反正主播心里就反正是我我觉得那啥

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嗯就是什么

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就是说没醉啊

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下次再挑战一下吧再给他一个机会啊

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既然大家对那个什么

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喝酒可以这么感兴趣

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下次再挑战一下吧

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来什么特殊的日子值得庆祝的

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咱们来小酌几杯

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小酌几瓶好吧

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几度的喝了几斤

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喝几斤的话那就是那个什么了吧

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酒店子了吧

249
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几度的来着大家十几度

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大胆的告诉他大家

251
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当时画的什么来着

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我现在就看看

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不对我当时喝的是烧酒对

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喝了一瓶啊好像是

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好像没有好像没有2/3瓶好像对真路

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被主播豪迈的那个

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豪迈的那个什么这个气度

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给震撼住了迷住了吧嗯

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不要太迷恋我

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看这个多少度啊

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不是这个

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中路多少度

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13度啊不对不对

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啊不知道不知道应该1315度之类的吧

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有可能是17度

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对我刚才喝了两个哼

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不多说了

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懂得自然懂

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咱们来小看一下这个

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这个

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这个什么东西呢

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没错咱们小看一下这个这个这个啥

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这叫啥

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banana

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变懵了

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大内密探零零发

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哎等等

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好不好好不好

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快说好好好

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我在想我们

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要不然还是去我们那个场景

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嗯

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嗨

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OK

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好好好

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等等啊

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我桌子收一收

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难看

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开始

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月圆之夜

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紫禁之巅

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一剑西蓝

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天外飞仙

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哇怎么这么模糊啊

295
00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:03,683
晚上好啊

296
00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:07,283
哇塞本来就这么模糊的吗

297
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,133
今日有幸见到当代2大剑客决斗

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我陆晓峰与你花满楼都不枉此生

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是啊

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哈哈哈等等等等

301
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:26,333
等等啊字幕都没弄清啊等等

302
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:30,683
我是说怎么有点奇怪呀

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当当

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当当当当当当

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喂他喂他

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哎再再喂他一下再喂他一下

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等等我想想啊

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00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,733
我思考一下怎么喂

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啊这样先这样再这样

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再这样这样

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这样

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OK啊

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对

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嗯对

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嗯

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毕竟

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来重来

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今日有幸见到当代2大剑客决斗

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00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,800
我陆晓峰与你花满楼都不枉此生

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00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,650
我都没有看过这个这个这个电影哎

321
00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:41,566
两人的宝剑尚未出鞘

322
00:20:41,566 --> 00:20:43,333
剑气已经弥漫四重

323
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,366
此剑乃海外罕见精英吹毛断法

324
00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:47,483
剑锋3尺3

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净重6斤4两

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00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,766
此剑乃天下利器剑锋三尺七寸

327
00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:53,249
净重七斤13两

328
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,399
西门吹雪

329
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,933
你有没有把握借我这招天外飞仙

330
00:20:57,483 --> 00:21:00,049
叶城主我已经准备好了

331
00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:10,450
快

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00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,000
飞

333
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,050
奸

334
00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:23,533
什么人是谁这么大胆敢在皇城上打架

335
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,399
报上名来

336
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,533
在下白云城主叶孤城

337
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,799
夜孤城

338
00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:32,366
还有我

339
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,483
冷如冰寒如雪

340
00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:37,450
剑客西门春雪哇塞

341
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:39,600
你台词都会背啊还有我

342
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,000
这个电影是你去演的吧

343
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,850
花满楼还有我四条眉毛

344
00:21:45,883 --> 00:21:48,366
人见人爱陆小凤

345
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,799
马路哈哈哈

346
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:58,966
小凤哈哈哈哈哈人见人爱啊啊真的吗

347
00:21:58,966 --> 00:22:01,483
我竟然没有看过两大高手决斗

348
00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:02,766
你是什么人

349
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,766
宝龙一族00发负责秘密保护皇上

350
00:22:05,766 --> 00:22:07,933
还有保护皇宫内外一切产业

351
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,566
现在听到陆小凤

352
00:22:09,933 --> 00:22:11,683
花满楼夜孤城

353
00:22:11,883 --> 00:22:13,799
西门吹雪你们几个老

354
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,050
家伙胡乱闯入私人禁地非法集会

355
00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:18,850
罪名是在公共地方行为不减

356
00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:21,283
你不要老家伙长老家伙短的

357
00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:23,283
高手不一定要长得多英俊

358
00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:25,249
只不过是你们这些星斗市民

359
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:27,566
一厢情愿的想法罢了

360
00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:30,399
是啊一厢情愿不能秃头吗

361
00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:33,333
那也没有像你们这样不修边幅的

362
00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:39,733
哇可能我小时候没看电影听到钱

363
00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:43,449
拿去送给你看精英动画了

364
00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:45,400
就凭你这本来说也想脱身

365
00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:46,883
做梦啊你

366
00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:49,050
哎我叶孤城的名号你没听过

367
00:22:49,050 --> 00:22:50,733
当然没听过了你不是很有名

368
00:22:50,733 --> 00:22:52,333
闪开小老弟

369
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,450
给个面子

370
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,400
好歹我也是西

371
00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:57,000
就是因为你不是东西

372
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,483
所以我不给你面子

373
00:22:58,483 --> 00:23:01,366
混蛋我是中原第一王

374
00:23:01,366 --> 00:23:02,166
哎呦

375
00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:04,599
忙了就不要学人家

376
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,133
爬这么高会摔死的老伯

377
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,766
太过分了

378
00:23:08,766 --> 00:23:11,799
我陆晓峰只要灵犀一指你就一指是吧

379
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,333
我也会啊啊一指哈看到没有好好学着

380
00:23:15,966 --> 00:23:19,883
全部趴下双手放在头上把你们抓回去

381
00:23:20,683 --> 00:23:23,366
我突然想起来我那个呃

382
00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:24,650
上那个什么

383
00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:27,333
呃初中的时候就是特别爱梳中指

384
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,399
不知道为什么

385
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,733
就是嗯

386
00:23:29,883 --> 00:23:32,199
感觉自己很帅你们知道吗

387
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,200
感觉感觉自己很帅

388
00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:35,533
就可能有点中二

389
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,000
中二中二病犯了

390
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,933
然后呃对男生就那个很凶吗

391
00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:41,283
然后晚上好

392
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:44,333
然后就经常那个男生惹我的话我就

393
00:23:44,450 --> 00:23:45,566
给他们竖中指

394
00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:46,483
然后

395
00:23:46,483 --> 00:23:48,483
有的时候没惹我但是我也给他竖

396
00:23:48,483 --> 00:23:49,399
中指知道吗

397
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,133
因为我就

398
00:23:50,133 --> 00:23:52,083
有但因为有有的男生他们老是

399
00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:54,799
惹我吗有几个男生就很烦他们

400
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,083
就他们给我打招呼的话我就竖中指

401
00:23:57,366 --> 00:23:58,249
然后有一次

402
00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,050
然后那个什么我想想

403
00:24:00,050 --> 00:24:01,883
是在下课你们知道吗

404
00:24:01,883 --> 00:24:04,399
在下课然后有一个很讨厌的男生

405
00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:05,800
就给我呃就那

406
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,733
个什么拍我还是什么

407
00:24:07,766 --> 00:24:10,533
然后我就他就走了吗拍完我他就走了

408
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:13,483
然后我就狠狠的朝他竖中指这样

409
00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:17,200
竖中指然后

410
00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:22,283
正好好死不死他走到的是那个后门

411
00:24:22,283 --> 00:24:23,566
他走到后门口

412
00:24:23,566 --> 00:24:25,933
然后我就正好在朝后门梳中指

413
00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:27,733
然后我们的语文老师从那

414
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,400
就是路过

415
00:24:29,650 --> 00:24:31,933
从那路路过就把我抓走

416
00:24:31,933 --> 00:24:33,399
抓到办公室去了

417
00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:36,483
竟然就教训我老半天

418
00:24:36,650 --> 00:24:40,250
我就想我就啊我当时知道为什么

419
00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:41,733
我又不是在上课的时候

420
00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:45,766
我又没有扰乱上课纪律你凭什么管我

421
00:24:46,283 --> 00:24:50,366
为什么他就真的说哎你个小小女生

422
00:24:50,366 --> 00:24:53,799
你竟然初中侄女你哪学来的

423
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,366
然后让我在那站着教训了我半天啊

424
00:24:57,450 --> 00:24:58,850
就是我当时还是觉得

425
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,799
为什么我又不是朝你说的

426
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,083
我又不是上课的时候

427
00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:06,249
我觉得好离谱啊我倒是记得

428
00:25:06,283 --> 00:25:08,083
我现在也觉得很离谱

429
00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:12,566
我现在也觉得很离谱下课呢休息呢

430
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,966
当时个中指被抓去办公室叫醒了半天

431
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,450
好离谱啊

432
00:25:22,883 --> 00:25:23,766
跟那个男生学的

433
00:25:23,766 --> 00:25:25,999
但是当时那个男生没有穿我竖中指啊

434
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,800
好像

435
00:25:27,283 --> 00:25:30,249
只是我单纯的那个呃那个什么

436
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,800
这就是单纯的想竖中指了啊

437
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,200
想想好生气啊

438
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,450
但是又很尴尬被他叫过去

439
00:25:38,483 --> 00:25:40,399
脸通红站在旁边

440
00:25:40,450 --> 00:25:43,600
然后一直被他念着竖中指竖中指

441
00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:44,483
然后好死不死

442
00:25:44,483 --> 00:25:47,166
对面老师有的时候八卦还要问哎

443
00:25:47,450 --> 00:25:49,333
这个这个

444
00:25:49,366 --> 00:25:51,849
呃小孩怎么被抓过来教训了

445
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:54,733
他说嗨呀我刚才路过那个教授门

446
00:25:54,733 --> 00:25:57,566
他竟然在朝别人竖中指

447
00:25:57,933 --> 00:26:01,449
那初中的小孩在朝别人竖中指

448
00:26:01,533 --> 00:26:03,533
哎呀就老有老师问

449
00:26:03,533 --> 00:26:05,366
然后他就老在那解释

450
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,450
给我弄的烦死了

451
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:11,366
真丢人哎越想越那个什么

452
00:26:11,366 --> 00:26:12,799
又不是上课

453
00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:17,366
越想越那个那个什么哼

454
00:26:17,766 --> 00:26:20,049
不明白冤枉啊

455
00:26:20,683 --> 00:26:23,166
小时候盼你们能坐个十年八年的牢

456
00:26:23,283 --> 00:26:25,366
这次哎真是没有面子

457
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,283
各位兄弟我们不要跟他一般见识

458
00:26:27,283 --> 00:26:28,766
不如改日再战

459
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,366
这么厉害啊

460
00:27:07,366 --> 00:27:08,566
要跳过吗

461
00:27:11,366 --> 00:27:13,683
啊因为呢因为他

462
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:16,366
他是分批的不然过不了省

463
00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:19,883
你看的好细哦

464
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,733
你们在吃什么零食吗

465
00:27:33,883 --> 00:27:34,133
哎

466
00:27:34,133 --> 00:27:37,683
看电影不吃零食真的感觉浑身都难受

467
00:27:37,683 --> 00:27:39,366
哪里不对劲的感觉

468
00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:41,966
就像是猴子穿上了衣服

469
00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:44,533
嗯没穿衣服就在外面走路

470
00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:47,133
人类没穿衣服就在外面走路一样

471
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:49,083
浑身不自在

472
00:27:50,483 --> 00:27:53,999
哦我也有瓜子吃我去拿

473
00:28:24,366 --> 00:28:25,533
我瓜子呢

474
00:28:34,733 --> 00:28:36,999
谁偷吃了我的瓜子啊

475
00:28:38,966 --> 00:28:40,166
找不着了

476
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,000
老龙一族成员00工

477
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,533
00起 00发00财

478
00:29:00,966 --> 00:29:03,883
誓死效忠皇上

479
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,850
誓死效忠皇上

480
00:29:07,733 --> 00:29:08,533
太

481
00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,200
啊铁布衫

482
00:29:14,966 --> 00:29:15,766
呀

483
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:19,966
啊

484
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,050
衣服自己破了

485
00:29:24,133 --> 00:29:25,683
嘿啊

486
00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:37,333
哇

487
00:29:50,483 --> 00:29:53,649
哈哈哈哈哎呀好

488
00:30:05,133 --> 00:30:07,399
碎石脚啊

489
00:30:09,483 --> 00:30:10,283
back

490
00:30:12,050 --> 00:30:13,933
啊啊

491
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,283
啊

492
00:30:21,766 --> 00:30:22,599
呼吸拳

493
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:24,050
啊

494
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,050
啊

495
00:30:33,850 --> 00:30:34,650
啊

496
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,400
啊

497
00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:38,133
啊

498
00:30:46,683 --> 00:30:47,483
啊

499
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,850
好啊

500
00:31:17,683 --> 00:31:18,483
干什么

501
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,166
这两块石头产于北方极地之下

502
00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,249
共分两面

503
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,650
有神奇的力量

504
00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:26,049
阳面和阳面在一起会同性相斥

505
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,000
不能相碰

506
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,650
而阴面跟阳面在一起则会异性相吸

507
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,083
非常的神奇

508
00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:33,199
实在是一个重大的发现

509
00:31:33,966 --> 00:31:37,766
微臣想将它献给皇上这有什么用啊

510
00:31:38,883 --> 00:31:40,283
哇他这鼻毛

511
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,850
上面两位宫女

512
00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:45,283
以后就不用摇扇子摇的那么辛苦啦

513
00:31:45,566 --> 00:31:46,999
刚刚两块不合适

514
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,250
现在看看这个

515
00:31:48,566 --> 00:31:50,483
将两片叶子连在一起

516
00:31:50,483 --> 00:31:52,199
再用双手快速转动

517
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:56,683
就会造成强烈的气流形成啊啊啊

518
00:31:59,933 --> 00:32:00,249
您说

519
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:02,400
天气热的时候有一把这个东西不是挺

520
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,483
好的吗不知道皇上

521
00:32:04,483 --> 00:32:06,683
有没有兴趣带领我这样新产品

522
00:32:06,683 --> 00:32:07,649
请皇上恕罪

523
00:32:07,650 --> 00:32:10,200
为臣没有好好管教部下实在是我失旨

524
00:32:10,533 --> 00:32:12,249
林发你不要胡闹

525
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:12,683
对了

526
00:32:12,683 --> 00:32:14,649
我想了一个方法可以破你的铁布衫

527
00:32:14,650 --> 00:32:16,600
佛爷嘘来了

528
00:32:16,733 --> 00:32:17,533
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

529
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,166
嗯嗯我发现将木炭

530
00:32:23,283 --> 00:32:24,566
消食硫磺

531
00:32:24,933 --> 00:32:26,649
摆在一个狭窄的空间里

532
00:32:26,650 --> 00:32:28,450
例如人的口中

533
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,249
再加进一颗小小的钢珠

534
00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:33,166
然后引爆

535
00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:36,333
当里面引爆的时候固体变成气体

536
00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:37,883
气体膨胀产生强大力量

537
00:32:37,883 --> 00:32:39,366
将这个钢珠逼出来

538
00:32:39,366 --> 00:32:40,999
威力足以断尸分金

539
00:32:41,050 --> 00:32:43,450
铁布衫马上变成一件破衣服

540
00:32:43,766 --> 00:32:45,533
你说什么好来

541
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,533
嗯耶佛印准备好没

542
00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:51,449
嗯吃瓜子呢

543
00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:56,166
哎呦好吓人啊

544
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,799
唯一的缺点就是爆炸的时候

545
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,733
嘴巴会产生高温嗯

546
00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:02,766
所以佛印的嘴一定要经过特别训练

547
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:04,733
刚开始嘴巴最嫩的时候

548
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:06,733
先吃点很热的汤饺和小笼包

549
00:33:07,133 --> 00:33:09,166
要不然就是喝热汤的时候一饮而尽

550
00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:13,166
我操食佛印的嘴食道哎呀待会

551
00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:15,283
我告诉你

552
00:33:15,283 --> 00:33:17,449
就算吃一次也能够吃的比别人快

553
00:33:17,450 --> 00:33:18,733
能多吃2碗

554
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,766
只不过

555
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,966
奉劝各位小朋友千万别学啊

556
00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:29,966
发生什么事了

557
00:33:30,650 --> 00:33:32,083
成功了没有啊

558
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,200
啊还差一点点

559
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,283
我好像觉得我的嘴巴不见了

560
00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:39,483
只是变大了

561
00:33:39,766 --> 00:33:41,049
到底有多大

562
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,850
很大就是了你放心吧

563
00:33:43,733 --> 00:33:45,966
差不多成功就差一点点

564
00:33:45,966 --> 00:33:47,966
如果多给我演示点改良的话

565
00:33:47,966 --> 00:33:49,766
我应该就可以住口

566
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,600
啊请皇上息怒

567
00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:54,083
阿发你小子搞什么

568
00:33:55,050 --> 00:33:56,166
我问你搞什么

569
00:33:56,366 --> 00:33:58,733
就是东搞一下西搞一下嘛

570
00:33:59,283 --> 00:34:00,483
说你搞什么

571
00:34:00,483 --> 00:34:01,999
快说你别搞瞎

572
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,766
搞你搞什么东西啊

573
00:34:03,766 --> 00:34:04,566
你搞什么

574
00:34:04,933 --> 00:34:07,683
当然我也是想搞点新的东西出来啊

575
00:34:07,683 --> 00:34:09,083
你给我上来说

576
00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:10,683
快点快点快点

577
00:34:10,733 --> 00:34:11,449
你是聋子

578
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:14,733
我来了如果不是宝龙一族代代相传

579
00:34:14,733 --> 00:34:16,166
我早就把你赶出去了

580
00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:18,199
现在你给我滚下去滚下去

581
00:34:19,483 --> 00:34:20,649
我给你个大夫的职位

582
00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:22,000
让你用来掩饰身份

583
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,566
他选的是妇科大夫

584
00:34:23,566 --> 00:34:25,049
你看看你多没出息啊

585
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,933
平常也不听你勤练功夫

586
00:34:27,283 --> 00:34:28,999
每天不知道在搞什么鬼

587
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,933
他昨天晚上还没来开会呢

588
00:34:30,933 --> 00:34:32,049
你昨晚跑哪去了

589
00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:34,766
我上屋顶抓贼了皇上抓什么贼啊

590
00:34:34,766 --> 00:34:36,049
我抓了叶孤城

591
00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:37,683
西门吹雪跟陆小凤

592
00:34:37,966 --> 00:34:39,399
虽然后来让他们跑了

593
00:34:39,650 --> 00:34:41,083
可是我拿到了一本秘籍啊

594
00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:42,399
那你拿了什么秘籍啊

595
00:34:42,566 --> 00:34:44,333
就是天外飞仙皇上

596
00:34:44,533 --> 00:34:45,933
那你练了没有呢

597
00:34:45,933 --> 00:34:47,049
练了一点啊

598
00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,733
你马上练给我看看呢

599
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:50,249
哦哈哈哈

600
00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:53,083
这招就是天外飞仙

601
00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:57,283
哈哈哈他在耍你啊皇上

602
00:34:57,850 --> 00:34:59,883
马上给我上来马上给我上来

603
00:34:59,883 --> 00:35:01,533
上来上来上来上来

604
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,199
来了快点快点快点快点

605
00:35:03,966 --> 00:35:05,199
马上马上马上

606
00:35:05,366 --> 00:35:06,733
来了上来上来

607
00:35:06,733 --> 00:35:08,883
给我上来呀快上来快上来

608
00:35:08,933 --> 00:35:11,199
来了你来了我告诉你

609
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,333
我以后不要再看到你

610
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
好温柔的皇上啊

611
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:31,883
好啊

612
00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:54,449
大夫我我开点药给你好吗

613
00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:55,850
你不要那么急嘛不

614
00:35:55,966 --> 00:35:57,333
他是妇科顺手

615
00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:59,083
他不过是男科顺手

616
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,799
有什么不舒服都要开药

617
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,200
没别的办法可行啊拿药

618
00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:05,449
给钱

619
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,883
宋哥大夫啊

620
00:36:07,883 --> 00:36:09,366
我大老远到这来

621
00:36:09,366 --> 00:36:11,566
你就让我说我哪里不舒服啊

622
00:36:11,766 --> 00:36:14,166
拜托你嘛让我说嘛

623
00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,799
我让你一路说回你家

624
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,366
一路说到你家

625
00:36:17,366 --> 00:36:19,399
还没说完的话再从头说一次

626
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,200
小艾薇

627
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:24,449
大夫我不舒服我开的药给你好吗

628
00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:26,883
我手脚冰冷头晕发热

629
00:36:27,133 --> 00:36:28,133
气虚血弱

630
00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:30,533
有时候蹲下来再站起来还会头晕呢

631
00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:31,533
那没办法了

632
00:36:31,533 --> 00:36:33,799
连药都省了回去准备办后事吧

633
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,600
有这么严重啊

634
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,650
会不会是女人一个月一次湿

635
00:36:38,650 --> 00:36:39,250
血过多

636
00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:42,283
贫血怕冷生病或者是产后失调啊

637
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,566
有什么根据呢

638
00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:45,966
所谓末胀冷静血不养汗

639
00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:48,566
舌头发白血不养肝嘛

640
00:36:48,683 --> 00:36:51,399
那应该怎么医治呢哼

641
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,283
很简单应该用天然心五钱

642
00:36:54,283 --> 00:36:56,133
百合一钱瓣屠丑辛麻两钱

643
00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:57,799
使君子八分夏夫草一两

644
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,333
以冬花做药饮

645
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,333
再用文无火反复护煎哦

646
00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:05,849
药已经抓好了

647
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,733
用8碗水煎成一碗

648
00:37:07,883 --> 00:37:09,049
药到病除

649
00:37:09,766 --> 00:37:10,766
多谢大夫

650
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:13,083
宋大夫阿姨

651
00:37:16,966 --> 00:37:17,766
喂

652
00:37:19,366 --> 00:37:20,166
大夫

653
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,533
我的心好不舒服开贴药给你吃好吗

654
00:37:23,883 --> 00:37:27,199
我家那个死鬼在外面养小老婆

655
00:37:28,650 --> 00:37:31,800
啊说他两句就动手打人

656
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:33,533
我受够了

657
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,483
虽然粗暴的他们的眉毛

658
00:37:35,483 --> 00:37:36,533
为什么可以一个

659
00:37:36,533 --> 00:37:37,199
挑一个平的

660
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,533
但是真受不了受不了了

661
00:37:40,483 --> 00:37:42,766
大夫你粗不粗暴啊

662
00:37:42,766 --> 00:37:45,933
有没有脚气别把那个帘子弄弄臭了

663
00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:47,049
看情况啊

664
00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,883
哈哈我也可以粗暴啊

665
00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,933
哈哈好我老公在外面玩

666
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,400
我也玩给他看

667
00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:56,400
来呀啊

668
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,933
我看你有多粗哇哎呦这什么哇

669
00:38:01,566 --> 00:38:03,599
这什么什么什么

670
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,333
ha ha哇

671
00:38:08,933 --> 00:38:09,966
碗好大

672
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,133
这位姑娘要我帮忙

673
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,366
哎呀医者父母心嘛

674
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,733
人家大老远赶来

675
00:38:16,733 --> 00:38:18,566
你能够帮忙就帮一下吗

676
00:38:18,850 --> 00:38:19,650
哦

677
00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:22,599
这位姑娘的手脚撑这么久会不会累呀

678
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,000
我煮碗面给你吃

679
00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:25,166
我没事了

680
00:38:29,050 --> 00:38:31,200
老婆我乖不乖呀

681
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,000
我来了你当然乖啊

682
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,250
如果我没有来你会不会受诱惑啊

683
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,250
我可以对天发誓会啊哈哈哈

684
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,050
你这个死鬼哈哈哈

685
00:38:43,966 --> 00:38:46,283
你再说一次你是不是真的会受诱惑

686
00:38:46,883 --> 00:38:48,049
真会

687
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,600
好

688
00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:53,650
哈哈哈哈哈

689
00:38:54,683 --> 00:38:57,199
不会有不适的画面吧哈

690
00:38:58,450 --> 00:39:00,966
哈哈哈哈

691
00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:03,400
我不怕痒傻瓜

692
00:39:07,533 --> 00:39:09,849
咬就不玩了啊

693
00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:13,249
嗯啊

694
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:19,650
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

695
00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:21,599
哈哈哈哈

696
00:39:21,933 --> 00:39:24,849
投降个老婆投降个老婆快放手啊

697
00:39:24,850 --> 00:39:26,766
我不放我一放你就会扑过来

698
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,133
我不会我真的投降了

699
00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,599
我的手都快断了老婆快放手啊

700
00:39:32,533 --> 00:39:34,766
哈哈哈

701
00:39:35,533 --> 00:39:36,333
哈哈

702
00:39:37,733 --> 00:39:38,849
真的断了

703
00:39:40,883 --> 00:39:42,599
好疼对不起啊老公

704
00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:49,483
啊你这个女人

705
00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:52,766
一首空手擒拿的武功练得这么好

706
00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:53,799
张大来屏幕前

707
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,683
我们没什么见不得人的呀

708
00:39:55,966 --> 00:39:58,766
而且我的内心里还觉得很安慰

709
00:39:58,766 --> 00:39:59,449
你不要这样

710
00:39:59,450 --> 00:40:00,600
师傅妈妈

711
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,166
我我没看什么奇怪的东西

712
00:40:03,566 --> 00:40:04,483
就不会有事

713
00:40:05,166 --> 00:40:07,133
我还有奖品要给你呢

714
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,000
excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket

715
00:40:09,366 --> 00:40:11,449
你记不记得前两天在厨房切葱的时候

716
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,283
切切切切

717
00:40:12,283 --> 00:40:15,283
哎呀切到了手指头嗯

718
00:40:15,683 --> 00:40:17,399
现在我把这只手送给你

719
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,883
以后呢你就用自己的手抓着这只手

720
00:40:20,933 --> 00:40:22,799
用这只手按着那些葱

721
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,000
然后就算是切到也是切到这只手

722
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,166
不会切到自己的手哈哈

723
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,933
你是怎么想到的

724
00:40:30,533 --> 00:40:34,599
谢谢你哦老公好吧老公好吧老公

725
00:40:35,283 --> 00:40:38,083
还有你说扫地是最辛苦的

726
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,283
我再送你这双鞋

727
00:40:41,566 --> 00:40:42,649
你穿了之后呢

728
00:40:42,966 --> 00:40:44,283
右脚就是扫把

729
00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:45,533
左脚就是本机

730
00:40:45,533 --> 00:40:47,683
然后你可一路走一路扫地

731
00:40:48,050 --> 00:40:48,850
张大嘴巴

732
00:40:49,883 --> 00:40:50,249
哎呀

733
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:52,766
我怎么觉得我在微博上看到过这个设

734
00:40:52,766 --> 00:40:55,933
计啊原来是这里的吗

735
00:40:55,966 --> 00:40:59,283
太搞笑了吧哈

736
00:41:01,283 --> 00:41:02,966
哈哈哈哈哈

737
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:06,200
你觉得怎么样

738
00:41:06,283 --> 00:41:08,766
等等真的扫进去了吗老公

739
00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:10,733
右脚就是扫把

740
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,966
左脚就是本机

741
00:41:11,966 --> 00:41:14,133
然后你可以一路走一路扫地

742
00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:15,850
张大嘴巴啊

743
00:41:16,533 --> 00:41:18,049
乐色都扫进你嘴里了啊

744
00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:19,166
没扫呀没扫

745
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,450
我不要啊

746
00:41:21,850 --> 00:41:23,533
哈哈哈

747
00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:24,883
哎等等等等

748
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:26,850
你觉得怎么样

749
00:41:28,650 --> 00:41:29,450
老公

750
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,566
我觉得你是一个很伟大的发明家

751
00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:33,933
还有呢

752
00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:37,650
还有我好爱你哦

753
00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:41,133
那我们还是睡吧但是我想试一下

754
00:41:41,650 --> 00:41:46,250
要是就是这一个好来哈哈哈哈

755
00:41:48,366 --> 00:41:50,133
嗯啊

756
00:41:50,650 --> 00:41:51,883
是老鼠哎

757
00:41:51,933 --> 00:41:54,883
这次我利用老鼠出力来产生力量

758
00:41:54,883 --> 00:41:55,566
再利用齿

759
00:41:55,566 --> 00:41:57,566
轮将这种力量大量增加

760
00:41:57,566 --> 00:41:59,966
进而推动这个升降台哎呀

761
00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:02,933
于是呢就可以反复举起一两百斤

762
00:42:02,933 --> 00:42:04,049
太恶心了

763
00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:04,966
哈哈老公

764
00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:07,483
上次我们用那个蒸汽发动不好吗

765
00:42:07,966 --> 00:42:10,849
蒸汽发动每次一到紧要关头水就烧干

766
00:42:10,850 --> 00:42:11,450
不会动了

767
00:42:11,450 --> 00:42:12,650
你说它好不好啊

768
00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:14,366
说的也对哦

769
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:15,799
就是差那么一点吗对不对

770
00:42:15,850 --> 00:42:17,800
而且这一次我最大的突破呢

771
00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:19,483
是可以以不同的需要

772
00:42:19,483 --> 00:42:20,999
选择不同的速度啊

773
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,400
哈哈哈嗯

774
00:42:24,683 --> 00:42:25,999
哈哈哈

775
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:33,200
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

776
00:42:33,483 --> 00:42:37,366
老婆你说我厉不厉害啊哈哈你好贱啊

777
00:42:37,366 --> 00:42:38,766
哈哈那还用说

778
00:42:38,766 --> 00:42:41,083
但他们就只能用这一个姿势

779
00:42:41,133 --> 00:42:42,683
那个后是什么意思啊

780
00:42:42,683 --> 00:42:44,083
后就是后吧

781
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,600
让我试试看不要

782
00:42:46,850 --> 00:42:50,050
啊我怎么会这样哈哈哈

783
00:42:55,483 --> 00:42:56,283
这个e d

784
00:42:56,333 --> 00:43:00,083
这个救不了e d吧这个只能救一些呃

785
00:43:01,366 --> 00:43:03,849
体力不支的男生我心在痛

786
00:43:03,850 --> 00:43:06,133
我用你那个遥控鸳鸯铲来炒菜

787
00:43:06,133 --> 00:43:08,333
真的一滴油也不会喷到我身上

788
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,050
鸳鸯铲当然好用了

789
00:43:10,133 --> 00:43:11,883
我说的是那个抽油烟机

790
00:43:11,883 --> 00:43:12,599
什么

791
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,566
他这个电影怎么不送他电影下掏啊

792
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,050
主播只是有善于发现真相的眼睛罢了

793
00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:25,333
啊真的可以老公你才抽溜烟机

794
00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:27,083
真的可以抽油烟哎

795
00:43:27,883 --> 00:43:29,283
还可以锻炼身体呢

796
00:43:29,283 --> 00:43:31,399
对啊还可以锻炼身体

797
00:43:31,683 --> 00:43:32,999
老公老婆老

798
00:43:33,733 --> 00:43:34,733
婆老婆老公

799
00:43:35,283 --> 00:43:37,683
腰酸背痛的男生有救了

800
00:43:37,933 --> 00:43:41,166
哈哈哈哈哈

801
00:43:53,483 --> 00:43:56,199
嘘好像鬼一样的那个又来了

802
00:43:59,733 --> 00:44:02,849
只是逻辑比较好注意到了注意到了

803
00:44:02,883 --> 00:44:03,999
真是的

804
00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:06,933
这里只有我们两个你扮女人已经够了

805
00:44:07,133 --> 00:44:09,449
你还学女人说话你想杀死我

806
00:44:10,133 --> 00:44:12,883
身为宝龙一族的情报人员

807
00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:15,766
我应该神不知鬼不觉的

808
00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:17,450
隐藏身份

809
00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:19,600
小心的好啊

810
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,200
夫

811
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,933
我是不是咬了

812
00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:30,566
是啊吃鸡堡要把他打掉

813
00:44:30,566 --> 00:44:32,333
你还有什么不舒服的快点说

814
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:35,966
佛印说不要再学女人说话了

815
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,283
佛印说躺低一点别让我再看到你的样

816
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,250
封印说

817
00:44:42,733 --> 00:44:46,449
有重要任务叫你马上返回秘密基地

818
00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:47,800
你早点说嘛

819
00:44:51,933 --> 00:44:53,166
阿发机灵点

820
00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:55,083
这次这个艰巨的任务

821
00:44:55,133 --> 00:44:57,249
能不能完成就靠你了

822
00:44:58,650 --> 00:45:01,533
秘密基地这些晚上都在办大餐会

823
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:03,733
要是今天不把这些碗洗好啊

824
00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:05,733
一定抓你去坐牢的

825
00:45:06,650 --> 00:45:09,200
哈哈哈哈不是哈哈哈

826
00:45:10,650 --> 00:45:13,250
微臣听到消息说在金国境内

827
00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:16,250
上个月有巨星落在天府之西哦

828
00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:18,366
惊人称之为天外飞仙

829
00:45:18,366 --> 00:45:20,333
并且召集了各地的名医

830
00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:22,799
来主持解破天外飞仙

831
00:45:23,733 --> 00:45:25,999
解破天外飞仙

832
00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:27,999
在皇上的英明领导之下

833
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,366
怎么会发生这么无极荒诞之事

834
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,650
我看一定是江湖术士装神弄鬼的把戏

835
00:45:33,650 --> 00:45:34,966
这样也要去看呐

836
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,650
这种人渣就是被骗也是活该

837
00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:39,166
朕想去看看

838
00:45:39,166 --> 00:45:41,366
哎呀明知有这种结果

839
00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:43,766
皇上依然勇敢的去面对这件事

840
00:45:43,766 --> 00:45:45,399
这真是勇气可嘉

841
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,800
多么的勇敢

842
00:45:46,883 --> 00:45:48,249
只有在这么有勇气

843
00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:50,250
求知欲又强的皇上领导之下

844
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,283
国家才可以自强不息

845
00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:53,366
繁荣安定

846
00:45:53,366 --> 00:45:54,366
皇上万岁

847
00:45:54,366 --> 00:45:55,533
你告诉你学一学

848
00:45:55,533 --> 00:45:57,766
以后这么拍拍上司的马屁

849
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,800
皇上去的话必定会有危险

850
00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,166
别管这么多了

851
00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:03,849
这些碗洗不完更危险

852
00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:05,683
但是我有责任一定要提醒皇上

853
00:46:06,050 --> 00:46:08,083
皇上万岁好

854
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:10,533
恭喜一才准备护驾上路

855
00:46:10,733 --> 00:46:11,683
明天启程

856
00:46:11,766 --> 00:46:13,649
是是御膳万岁

857
00:46:13,883 --> 00:46:14,999
皇上万岁

858
00:46:15,283 --> 00:46:16,766
皇上万岁

859
00:46:17,683 --> 00:46:19,883
阿法不要再说了

860
00:46:19,933 --> 00:46:21,883
皇上不想听到你的声音呢

861
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,250
再说小心被砍头啊

862
00:46:24,733 --> 00:46:26,649
洗碗了洗碗了啊

863
00:46:32,366 --> 00:46:34,483
阿弥陀佛

864
00:46:34,683 --> 00:46:36,083
又救了你一命啊

865
00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:37,966
我的碗你也顺便帮我洗了

866
00:46:38,850 --> 00:46:39,650
哎

867
00:46:44,933 --> 00:46:47,766
当然有阴谋啊嘿嘿嘿

868
00:46:47,966 --> 00:46:52,399
中原繁荣安定美女特别美

869
00:46:52,450 --> 00:46:55,166
俊男又特别俊呐

870
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,800
哈哈哈哈

871
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,933
我真希望见到我们金三角的旗帜

872
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:00,733
飘安在中原土地上

873
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,400
汉人体弱士兵多病

874
00:47:03,450 --> 00:47:06,050
这次借劫婆天外飞仙为命

875
00:47:06,050 --> 00:47:07,533
召集中毒民医

876
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:08,850
我们把他们困住

877
00:47:08,850 --> 00:47:11,083
接着阴阳去把他们杀给片甲不留

878
00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,650
这样敌军缺乏意志

879
00:47:12,650 --> 00:47:14,366
我军可以长驱南下

880
00:47:14,366 --> 00:47:17,799
到时候席卷中原可以说是易如反掌了

881
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:26,650
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

882
00:47:26,650 --> 00:47:29,000
小子皮糖看起来就够傻了

883
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,366
笑起来样子更傻

884
00:47:30,366 --> 00:47:32,366
我真不想你为什么这么傻呀

885
00:47:33,883 --> 00:47:34,766
你还说

886
00:47:35,166 --> 00:47:37,366
我见到你的样子就已经够傻了

887
00:47:37,366 --> 00:47:39,366
见到爹的样子就更傻了

888
00:47:41,850 --> 00:47:43,166
他怎么这么翻译呀

889
00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:45,049
你看着爹现在的样子吗

890
00:47:45,050 --> 00:47:48,600
你爹是因为练了五项神功走火入魔

891
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,366
你这面目全非呀

892
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:55,250
啊啊啊啊啊

893
00:47:55,650 --> 00:48:00,933
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊你啊啊

894
00:48:01,566 --> 00:48:02,883
啊

895
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:12,533
假二假二人四人四中了没有中了

896
00:48:14,483 --> 00:48:16,366
哈哈丁四七

897
00:48:16,683 --> 00:48:21,049
丁四七星二五

898
00:48:21,883 --> 00:48:23,966
斤二五

899
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,050
中了没有

900
00:48:25,050 --> 00:48:29,166
2626再试试二五这什么啊

901
00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:31,166
还是二六吧挠两天了

902
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,399
中了没有中了

903
00:48:34,483 --> 00:48:35,533
还哪里痒啊

904
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,850
丙13468加上丁一

905
00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:41,250
再补一条假二物四双宝

906
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,050
中了没有

907
00:48:44,366 --> 00:48:46,683
你怎么那么笨呢这哪会中哎

908
00:48:46,733 --> 00:48:48,566
我不笨怎么表示你聪明啊

909
00:48:48,566 --> 00:48:50,283
拜托你别再说我聪明了

910
00:48:50,883 --> 00:48:52,566
可是你的发明真的很棒啊

911
00:48:52,683 --> 00:48:54,533
谁说的我说的

912
00:48:54,533 --> 00:48:56,399
贵姓啊姓刘啊

913
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,683
哪位啊阁下你老婆靠靠

914
00:49:00,050 --> 00:49:01,250
哎你不要靠我

915
00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:03,166
是你靠我我才会靠你的

916
00:49:04,133 --> 00:49:06,966
现在全世界只有你称赞我有什么用啊

917
00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:08,933
我才不管他有没有用

918
00:49:08,933 --> 00:49:10,133
我就是觉得你很棒

919
00:49:10,133 --> 00:49:12,599
你棒我当然称赞你了你不懂我说的话

920
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,000
那你想说什么呢

921
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,483
你不知道我在外面做事情很辛苦我

922
00:49:16,483 --> 00:49:18,166
有多辛苦你知道个屁啊

923
00:49:19,283 --> 00:49:20,083
对啊

924
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:21,999
你每天出去做什么我真的不知道

925
00:49:22,083 --> 00:49:24,083
我是相信你做的是好事

926
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,083
谁得罪你了你去把他骂回来

927
00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:27,533
你不要拿我当出气筒

928
00:49:27,533 --> 00:49:29,799
因为我跟你熟啊那我就活该倒霉啊

929
00:49:29,850 --> 00:49:31,933
不怕他妈的告诉你没错

930
00:49:31,933 --> 00:49:34,999
所以你就就拿你当我的出气筒耶

931
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,133
不行不服气啊走啊哼

932
00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:45,050
过分

933
00:49:49,650 --> 00:49:50,733
太过分了

934
00:49:53,850 --> 00:49:56,933
嗯你怎么会知道我每次躲在桌下面

935
00:49:56,933 --> 00:49:58,533
你每次都躲在桌下面呢

936
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,933
我有什么办法能够不知道你躲在桌

937
00:50:00,933 --> 00:50:01,733
下面呢

938
00:50:02,450 --> 00:50:03,883
拜托你用点脑子想一想

939
00:50:03,883 --> 00:50:05,166
再找几个新的地方躲

940
00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:06,849
好让我有一点新鲜感好吗

941
00:50:06,850 --> 00:50:08,283
可是我不躲在桌下面

942
00:50:08,283 --> 00:50:11,083
我怕你找不到我嘛啊

943
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,366
啊我真受不了你

944
00:50:14,366 --> 00:50:16,166
你不要这个样子我拜托你好不好

945
00:50:16,166 --> 00:50:17,649
老婆你不要这个样子哎

946
00:50:17,650 --> 00:50:20,050
谢谢谢谢我只是一个血肉之躯哎

947
00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:20,883
你这样骂我

948
00:50:20,883 --> 00:50:22,283
我不知道哪一天会忍不下去了

949
00:50:22,283 --> 00:50:23,333
不能忍就走啊

950
00:50:23,883 --> 00:50:26,283
我去洗澡了我叫你走啊

951
00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:28,199
哎你会不会肚子饿啊

952
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,766
那也太好了吧

953
00:50:30,966 --> 00:50:32,966
他好的有点愚蠢了

954
00:50:35,683 --> 00:50:36,933
受不了了

955
00:50:46,166 --> 00:50:46,966
什么东

956
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,650
对不起啊

957
00:50:51,850 --> 00:50:52,733
是我不对

958
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,533
啊无法神经

959
00:50:58,083 --> 00:50:59,883
算了他被CPU了

960
00:50:59,883 --> 00:51:02,599
究竟是什么事让你生那么大的气哈

961
00:51:03,966 --> 00:51:06,283
在金国有个很重要的医学会议

962
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,083
但是我没有资格参加

963
00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:09,999
谁说你没有

964
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,249
我说你有

965
00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:15,766
全世界说我没有都无所谓

966
00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:18,200
你说我有就行了

967
00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:42,733
停

968
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:49,800
什么事啊

969
00:51:49,850 --> 00:51:51,966
荒山野岭居然出现几个樵夫

970
00:51:51,966 --> 00:51:53,766
小心口诈哎

971
00:51:53,883 --> 00:51:54,999
你们什么人呐

972
00:51:55,933 --> 00:51:58,083
我们是砍柴的

973
00:51:58,333 --> 00:52:00,249
不要挡我的路啊

974
00:52:00,683 --> 00:52:02,166
我是皇上

975
00:52:02,450 --> 00:52:04,800
全部上啊哎呀

976
00:52:07,566 --> 00:52:09,966
你们在路上千万不要张扬

977
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,400
这次我是微服出行

978
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,850
不想让人家知道我是皇上知道吗

979
00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:18,483
知道嗯启教启教

980
00:52:35,766 --> 00:52:37,799
带走那个呼吸性命

981
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,533
一定常练气功的高手

982
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000
步伐稳健

983
00:52:44,133 --> 00:52:46,449
他的下盘功夫一定非常了得

984
00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:49,883
有那个双臂挥动有力

985
00:52:49,883 --> 00:52:52,083
我开始练上三路的高手

986
00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:55,766
这三个相信就是宝龙一族的铁布衫

987
00:52:55,933 --> 00:52:58,283
碎石脚跟五行拳

988
00:52:58,283 --> 00:53:01,566
宝龙一族三大高手全都到齐了

989
00:53:01,566 --> 00:53:04,683
脚里面那个一定是当今皇帝

990
00:53:04,683 --> 00:53:07,199
本来想你那些白痴大夫

991
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,083
谁知道来了个皇帝

992
00:53:09,533 --> 00:53:12,883
这一次真是踏破铁鞋无觅处

993
00:53:12,883 --> 00:53:15,933
得来全不费功夫晚上好

994
00:53:25,850 --> 00:53:27,600
哎又怎么啦

995
00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:31,649
哈哈哈

996
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:34,400
哈

997
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,966
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊

998
00:53:43,133 --> 00:53:44,683
哈哈哈呀呀

999
00:53:48,933 --> 00:53:49,733
呀

1000
00:53:53,366 --> 00:53:54,166
呀

1001
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,600
呀呀呀呀

1002
00:54:01,683 --> 00:54:09,283
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈要做噩梦了

1003
00:54:09,766 --> 00:54:17,399
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1004
00:54:18,050 --> 00:54:20,733
哈哈哈哈哈哈

1005
00:54:21,050 --> 00:54:25,083
好吵哈哈哈好吵啊哈哈哈

1006
00:54:26,683 --> 00:54:27,966
哈

1007
00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:34,649
啊啊哈哈哈哈呀

1008
00:54:34,733 --> 00:54:35,799
还行不来

1009
00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:38,600
哎呀哎呀

1010
00:54:40,533 --> 00:54:42,649
啊啊啊啊

1011
00:54:53,966 --> 00:54:54,649
怎么回事

1012
00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:56,166
换碟了啊

1013
00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:58,883
哈哈哈哈

1014
00:55:02,683 --> 00:55:04,133
哈哈啊

1015
00:55:06,483 --> 00:55:09,399
我学会了学会了

1016
00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,250
呀呀

1017
00:55:24,850 --> 00:55:25,650
呀

1018
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:29,600
啊

1019
00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:37,250
啊

1020
00:55:40,650 --> 00:55:42,733
啊哎呦哎呦哎呦

1021
00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:47,250
好痛哦好痛好痛啊好痛好痛

1022
00:55:52,133 --> 00:55:53,883
我患者也痛了

1023
00:56:04,933 --> 00:56:05,933
哇

1024
00:56:11,450 --> 00:56:12,250
哈

1025
00:56:15,283 --> 00:56:16,083
哈哈哈哈

1026
00:56:18,283 --> 00:56:19,649
好上头啊

1027
00:56:22,133 --> 00:56:23,333
哇哇

1028
00:56:23,333 --> 00:56:25,283
好大的风啊

1029
00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:34,000
啊救命啊

1030
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,250
好恶心哦

1031
00:56:35,650 --> 00:56:37,083
哎可以进场了

1032
00:56:37,283 --> 00:56:40,166
老婆那个结果大会好像要开始了哎

1033
00:56:40,166 --> 00:56:41,333
我们去看看哎

1034
00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:44,249
这个结果大会啊真的要见识一下

1035
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,250
晒的是划开肚子

1036
00:56:46,483 --> 00:56:48,049
哗的一声拉开层皮

1037
00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:49,799
嗡的一声肠子拉出来了

1038
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,966
接着蹦的一声搭配的出来喽

1039
00:56:51,966 --> 00:56:53,483
真是精彩过瘾呢

1040
00:56:53,966 --> 00:56:54,566
老公啊

1041
00:56:54,566 --> 00:56:56,249
我刚刚看到市集有好多新衣服在卖

1042
00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,133
我去买衣服哎哎那等下怎么办呢

1043
00:56:58,250 --> 00:56:59,083
等一下散会了

1044
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,483
就到卖衣服那边去找我啊

1045
00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:01,533
就这样子了

1046
00:57:02,366 --> 00:57:03,599
不要到处乱跑啊

1047
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:07,933
哎请帖呢

1048
00:57:08,133 --> 00:57:10,399
请帖哎就这种请帖啊

1049
00:57:10,850 --> 00:57:12,000
通融一下啦

1050
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,450
我也是大夫哎

1051
00:57:13,683 --> 00:57:14,649
你是大夫

1052
00:57:14,733 --> 00:57:16,999
是啊我很聪明的啊

1053
00:57:17,683 --> 00:57:18,766
好吧好吧进去吧

1054
00:57:18,850 --> 00:57:20,400
哇谢谢你啊兄弟

1055
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,483
死到临头还不知道什么

1056
00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:27,050
来来来

1057
00:57:28,533 --> 00:57:30,449
什么刚才上哪去了

1058
00:57:34,450 --> 00:57:36,933
哎大夫哎大夫大夫大夫

1059
00:57:37,366 --> 00:57:41,399
大夫大夫大夫哎呦哎哎呦

1060
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,000
哎呦

1061
00:57:43,766 --> 00:57:46,566
大夫大夫大夫哈哈

1062
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,566
他们说大夫大夫

1063
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,366
我最近发现能把川贝桔梗

1064
00:57:51,366 --> 00:57:53,166
蜂蜜提炼成一种枇杷膏

1065
00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:54,849
功能组织烟酒过多

1066
00:57:54,850 --> 00:57:55,766
睡眠不足

1067
00:57:55,766 --> 00:57:57,133
喉咙痛声音哑

1068
00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:58,333
一瓶就搞定了

1069
00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:01,283
说谁呢我最近啊发现一种植物

1070
00:58:01,283 --> 00:58:04,449
吃了之后呢会大笑大闹生不如死

1071
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,650
而当地的土人呢称之为大麻

1072
00:58:06,883 --> 00:58:07,733
你更乏了

1073
00:58:07,733 --> 00:58:09,166
这个一听就知道差人之不

1074
00:58:09,166 --> 00:58:10,999
我劝你还是自己知道就好

1075
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,600
还是看这个样子不要吃太多了

1076
00:58:12,883 --> 00:58:15,566
身上有没有来点你给妈妈哎

1077
00:58:15,766 --> 00:58:16,799
这位大夫

1078
00:58:16,933 --> 00:58:18,883
未曾见过戴着顶帽子

1079
00:58:18,883 --> 00:58:20,566
兵分两路这么急的

1080
00:58:20,766 --> 00:58:21,966
不知在哪高就

1081
00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:25,449
在下在京城专一妇科是专干女人的哎

1082
00:58:25,483 --> 00:58:27,933
那你最发财啊嘿嘿

1083
00:58:29,533 --> 00:58:30,683
各位各位

1084
00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:34,049
各位朋友大家好

1085
00:58:34,283 --> 00:58:36,133
欢迎各位收看我们这个天

1086
00:58:36,133 --> 00:58:37,533
外飞仙的解剖

1087
00:58:37,533 --> 00:58:41,049
过程这个飞仙是极其珍贵的

1088
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,566
今晚在这睡觉

1089
00:58:43,566 --> 00:58:45,449
把我东西都弄到地上去了

1090
00:58:45,650 --> 00:58:47,733
让大家能够看得清楚

1091
00:58:48,366 --> 00:58:52,533
我们一连无挽不断的重复重复再重复

1092
00:58:52,533 --> 00:58:54,166
整个的解剖过程

1093
00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,850
无求让大家能够

1094
00:58:56,050 --> 00:58:59,400
重复重复再重复的看个仔细

1095
00:59:00,366 --> 00:59:01,166
另外呢

1096
00:59:01,283 --> 00:59:03,599
我们找到发现飞仙的那位农夫

1097
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,000
上来现身说法

1098
00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,049
不过呢现在让我们先来访问一下

1099
00:59:08,050 --> 00:59:09,400
这位农夫的母亲

1100
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,250
的隔壁邻居的小孩的那条狗

1101
00:59:12,366 --> 00:59:13,166
哈

1102
00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:14,083
哈

1103
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:15,800
哈

1104
00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:16,883
哈

1105
00:59:24,883 --> 00:59:26,449
one two three two

1106
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,566
we are啊

1107
00:59:33,683 --> 00:59:34,566
吓我一跳

1108
00:59:36,566 --> 00:59:38,449
天外飞仙的眼睛怎么那么大啊

1109
00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:40,766
这样是不是看得清楚一点啊他翅膀呢

1110
00:59:40,766 --> 00:59:43,049
没有翅膀怎么飞啊哦长得真奇怪

1111
00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:45,083
不会吧跟我长得差不多嘛

1112
00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:46,649
对跟你一样丑

1113
00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:48,733
哎你干嘛啊

1114
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,933
哦我在检查他的性别

1115
00:59:50,933 --> 00:59:53,483
应该是个女的他本来就是女的

1116
00:59:53,483 --> 00:59:55,249
我还知道他身患六甲呢

1117
00:59:55,683 --> 00:59:56,483
哎你干什么

1118
00:59:56,533 --> 00:59:58,249
我看看胎儿是男的还是女的

1119
00:59:58,683 --> 01:00:00,999
你不懂就不要在这里瞎搅作了

1120
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,933
用你的脚趾头好像这也不妇科大夫

1121
01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:04,049
就是他了

1122
01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,883
哎动手啊快点动手啊

1123
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,083
不然我开点药给他吃好吗

1124
01:00:24,050 --> 01:00:26,050
你会不会解剖啊我会啊

1125
01:00:26,050 --> 01:00:27,533
快拿这把刀动手啊

1126
01:00:27,933 --> 01:00:29,449
动手就动手怕你啊

1127
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,683
不过可不可以用这把啊

1128
01:00:37,650 --> 01:00:39,083
先不要动手啊

1129
01:00:39,933 --> 01:00:41,199
你会不会解剖啊

1130
01:00:41,366 --> 01:00:43,933
从喉咙一刀下去先放血才对嘛

1131
01:00:44,133 --> 01:00:46,249
还要你说我早知道了哼

1132
01:00:46,766 --> 01:00:48,966
就是不如你来吧

1133
01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:51,683
其实我不是大夫我是杀猪的

1134
01:00:51,733 --> 01:00:54,683
你这个胆小鬼不要找借口来让我来

1135
01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:58,050
啊

1136
01:01:07,683 --> 01:01:09,733
什么真的都杀了呀

1137
01:01:23,133 --> 01:01:23,933
滚

1138
01:01:35,250 --> 01:01:36,600
这么久你搞定了没啊

1139
01:01:36,933 --> 01:01:38,649
你问的好刚刚搞定

1140
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,683
新娘吓人啊

1141
01:01:45,483 --> 01:01:48,849
等等啊干嘛啊

1142
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:50,566
啊啊

1143
01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,050
啊

1144
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:55,200
啊

1145
01:01:56,166 --> 01:01:59,133
啊啊啊啊

1146
01:01:59,566 --> 01:02:00,966
皇上的声音啊

1147
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:06,083
啊啊啊皇上我就猜到是你了

1148
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,683
是谁砍我啊有人砍你啊

1149
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,250
NO就是他

1150
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:11,883
可是这把刀是他的

1151
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,050
又是他给我滚的我要回砍你两刀

1152
01:02:17,133 --> 01:02:18,449
怎么会这样子呢

1153
01:02:18,450 --> 01:02:20,083
你一人拿刀干什么呀

1154
01:02:20,366 --> 01:02:23,566
冷静啊果然有阴谋

1155
01:02:23,683 --> 01:02:25,566
阴谋皇上

1156
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:29,000
今日就让我凌凌发来保护你

1157
01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:39,166
哇连我的刀都吸走这么厉害啊

1158
01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:40,249
哎来一个人一把

1159
01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:42,600
皇上先不要把那碗是我的啊

1160
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,566
哎哎你们等一等啊啊哈

1161
01:02:46,683 --> 01:02:47,533
啊

1162
01:02:54,733 --> 01:02:56,883
哦不要小看我们大夫

1163
01:02:56,883 --> 01:02:58,966
不免是拿刀混饭吃的

1164
01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:00,799
回家打

1165
01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:02,366
不要太生气

1166
01:03:02,483 --> 01:03:04,683
先喝口水那些人全死了

1167
01:03:04,683 --> 01:03:10,399
哈哈哈哈哈哈何方妖怪哈哈哈

1168
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,533
别叫我老猪刀法

1169
01:03:13,283 --> 01:03:14,333
啊

1170
01:03:16,333 --> 01:03:18,333
哈哈哈哈

1171
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,333
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我跟你拼了

1172
01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,333
这把刀是我的啊哈哈

1173
01:03:26,283 --> 01:03:29,333
哈哈咦啊啊啊啊

1174
01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:32,133
啊啊

1175
01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:33,966
啊啊啊

1176
01:03:35,533 --> 01:03:36,333
啊

1177
01:03:43,766 --> 01:03:45,566
我怕大家精神污染

1178
01:03:47,650 --> 01:03:50,800
哈哈哈啊啊啊

1179
01:03:50,883 --> 01:04:02,483
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1180
01:04:02,850 --> 01:04:06,566
哈哈哈

1181
01:04:07,533 --> 01:04:15,966
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1182
01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:17,883
哈

1183
01:04:28,450 --> 01:04:30,650
哈哈哈呀

1184
01:04:32,733 --> 01:04:34,283
啊这么厉害啊

1185
01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:36,883
住手

1186
01:04:40,133 --> 01:04:41,283
你有没有搞错啊

1187
01:04:41,566 --> 01:04:43,133
外面一直打的都是我

1188
01:04:43,283 --> 01:04:44,083
大哥

1189
01:04:45,133 --> 01:04:47,849
你那双大脚在下面全穿帮了

1190
01:04:47,850 --> 01:04:49,366
真以为我是笨蛋呢啊

1191
01:04:49,933 --> 01:04:50,733
啊

1192
01:04:51,483 --> 01:04:56,333
啊快快快快快快啊啊

1193
01:04:57,050 --> 01:05:03,766
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1194
01:05:07,483 --> 01:05:08,283
哈

1195
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,850
哈原来只有他一个

1196
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,166
啊啊啊

1197
01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:25,199
我的哎呀哇啊啊啊啊啊

1198
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,766
我知道同性相斥啊啊啊

1199
01:05:32,483 --> 01:05:33,283
啊

1200
01:05:33,966 --> 01:05:37,399
哎呀阿爸你怎么样怎么样

1201
01:05:37,483 --> 01:05:39,966
这个姿势啊真的是很了不起啊

1202
01:05:49,883 --> 01:05:50,933
哈哈惨了

1203
01:05:51,050 --> 01:05:58,450
异性相吸啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1204
01:05:59,566 --> 01:06:00,566
啊

1205
01:06:01,366 --> 01:06:04,366
哈哈哈哈哈哈啊

1206
01:06:05,650 --> 01:06:06,450
啊

1207
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,400
又同心相斥了好哎

1208
01:06:10,533 --> 01:06:11,333
啊

1209
01:06:12,050 --> 01:06:15,050
啊啊哈哈哈

1210
01:06:15,883 --> 01:06:17,133
啊啊

1211
01:06:18,883 --> 01:06:21,799
呀啊有没有搞错啊

1212
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:23,400
打

1213
01:06:23,533 --> 01:06:24,449
打打打呀

1214
01:06:25,483 --> 01:06:26,849
那没有刀吗

1215
01:06:29,050 --> 01:06:30,966
呀呀呀

1216
01:06:34,966 --> 01:06:35,849
啊

1217
01:06:37,483 --> 01:06:38,483
哎呀

1218
01:06:39,366 --> 01:06:47,649
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

1219
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:49,200
啊

1220
01:06:50,366 --> 01:06:52,166
啊啊

1221
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:54,800
啊

1222
01:06:56,366 --> 01:06:57,166
哎呦

1223
01:06:57,450 --> 01:06:58,850
啊啊

1224
01:06:59,733 --> 01:07:00,533
啊

1225
01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:04,599
耶哈哈哈哈哈

1226
01:07:05,533 --> 01:07:08,733
哎呀阿爸你小子有一套啊小皇上

1227
01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:10,399
不过还是赶快走吧啊

1228
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,250
齐家走了

1229
01:07:23,850 --> 01:07:24,650
老婆

1230
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,133
完了不会吧你老婆也来了吗

1231
01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:32,849
介绍跟我认识认识先回去这里很危险

1232
01:07:45,366 --> 01:07:46,166
嘿嘿

1233
01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:52,083
怎么还有一个活着

1234
01:07:52,083 --> 01:07:53,933
难道儿子在里面有意外

1235
01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:57,333
我老婆呢满地都是你自个扫吧

1236
01:07:57,450 --> 01:07:59,650
嘿嘿不要说那么多杀死他哎哎

1237
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:02,800
呀

1238
01:08:03,450 --> 01:08:04,333
哎呀

1239
01:08:14,283 --> 01:08:16,133
你躲到哪里都得死

1240
01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:36,766
哎呀呀

1241
01:08:43,050 --> 01:08:44,000
哈哈

1242
01:08:44,933 --> 01:08:45,733
哈

1243
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,283
直升机

1244
01:08:51,883 --> 01:08:53,849
吓死他啊

1245
01:08:55,966 --> 01:08:57,883
啊啊

1246
01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:59,450
啊

1247
01:09:02,650 --> 01:09:06,166
龙卷风摧毁停车场到底是哪里的梗啊

1248
01:09:10,683 --> 01:09:11,483
啊

1249
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,200
哇怎么这么夸张

1250
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:17,400
一点都不夸张

1251
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,800
简直是超越时空的发明啊

1252
01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:23,333
啊哈

1253
01:09:23,966 --> 01:09:24,966
啊

1254
01:09:26,283 --> 01:09:28,966
啊啊啊

1255
01:09:30,050 --> 01:09:31,333
啊

1256
01:09:32,366 --> 01:09:33,599
有没有搞错

1257
01:09:34,283 --> 01:09:38,599
啊什么啊啊

1258
01:09:40,566 --> 01:09:41,366
啊啊

1259
01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,199
啊

1260
01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:55,966
啊

1261
01:09:56,450 --> 01:09:57,250
啊

1262
01:09:58,650 --> 01:09:59,766
啊啊

1263
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,566
这就是主角光环他的嘴巴都没肿

1264
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,283
老公啊

1265
01:10:26,050 --> 01:10:27,050
老公

1266
01:10:28,883 --> 01:10:30,649
怎么会一模一样的衣服啊

1267
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,000
老婆

1268
01:10:34,483 --> 01:10:35,399
老公

1269
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,050
跑到哪里去了啊

1270
01:10:44,133 --> 01:10:46,483
老公我刚才碰到隔壁村的姐姐

1271
01:10:46,483 --> 01:10:47,766
他说隔壁村的大减价

1272
01:10:47,766 --> 01:10:49,166
就带我去抢购了吗

1273
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:50,766
你在这干嘛

1274
01:10:50,933 --> 01:10:52,799
我在找你啊

1275
01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:55,083
这里怎么好像失火似的

1276
01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:56,766
刚刚在这烤东西吃啊

1277
01:10:57,483 --> 01:10:59,199
烤东西吃烤鸡翅膀

1278
01:10:59,450 --> 01:11:01,450
那这些人怎么全部都躺在地上

1279
01:11:01,483 --> 01:11:02,733
呃吃饱了吗

1280
01:11:02,733 --> 01:11:04,166
躺一下很正常啊

1281
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,650
你又是怎么搞的这么狼狈

1282
01:11:06,650 --> 01:11:08,000
衣服还弄得破破烂烂的

1283
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,250
到底怎么回事啊

1284
01:11:09,366 --> 01:11:11,133
刚刚全村人烤一只鸡翅膀

1285
01:11:11,133 --> 01:11:13,449
我抢的太厉害就搞成这样了

1286
01:11:13,933 --> 01:11:16,566
你你以为我是傻瓜哎

1287
01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:21,133
啊

1288
01:11:21,966 --> 01:11:22,766
你

1289
01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:24,050
老婆

1290
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,000
你

1291
01:11:31,050 --> 01:11:32,733
你这件皮衣哪买的啊

1292
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,283
这件嗯

1293
01:11:35,933 --> 01:11:37,849
这件你喜欢你就拿去穿吧

1294
01:11:37,933 --> 01:11:39,999
哎呀我不是喜欢你这件皮衣

1295
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,283
也不是想占你的便宜

1296
01:11:41,283 --> 01:11:42,533
如果我想要你的皮衣的话

1297
01:11:42,533 --> 01:11:43,999
我就会叫我老公买给我

1298
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,450
我老公很有钱哎

1299
01:11:45,683 --> 01:11:48,366
我是想告诉你这件衣服跟你根本不配

1300
01:11:48,366 --> 01:11:49,999
光是颜色就不适合

1301
01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:51,766
如果你的肚子这么大的话

1302
01:11:51,766 --> 01:11:54,049
就不要穿这件衣服吗

1303
01:11:55,533 --> 01:11:57,683
扎个头发是什么样子嘛

1304
01:11:57,683 --> 01:11:58,933
对对衣服

1305
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,450
我们我们可以到隔壁村去看看呢

1306
01:12:01,450 --> 01:12:02,683
哎走走走走

1307
01:12:03,566 --> 01:12:04,366
走

1308
01:12:10,650 --> 01:12:12,533
我老婆嗯

1309
01:12:14,733 --> 01:12:15,733
很有内涵

1310
01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:19,133
是啊她是很好

1311
01:12:22,050 --> 01:12:25,483
大哥哈哈哈哈他的眼神怎么了

1312
01:12:25,483 --> 01:12:29,333
感觉要虐了哈哈哈哈

1313
01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:38,133
喝瓜子哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1314
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,600
哈哈哈哈哈哈

1315
01:12:43,683 --> 01:12:52,249
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1316
01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:55,049
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1317
01:12:55,166 --> 01:13:02,449
哈哈哈最经典的恰恰焦糖瓜子哈哈

1318
01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:08,850
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈

1319
01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:11,766
哈老公

1320
01:13:11,966 --> 01:13:13,966
你从今天早上回来笑到现在

1321
01:13:13,966 --> 01:13:15,933
有什么事情这么好笑的

1322
01:13:16,283 --> 01:13:20,649
哈哈哈早上看到一个肥婆掉到水沟里

1323
01:13:20,766 --> 01:13:21,333
哈哈

1324
01:13:21,333 --> 01:13:24,683
肥婆掉进水沟里头有什么好笑的

1325
01:13:24,683 --> 01:13:28,249
哈哈哈肥婆啊哈哈哈哈哈哈

1326
01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:35,800
水沟啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1327
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:36,533
这么着眼

1328
01:13:36,533 --> 01:13:38,733
哈哈哈哈你听我说

1329
01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:41,566
三餐都是粗茶淡饭

1330
01:13:42,533 --> 01:13:43,733
你会不会介意啊

1331
01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:45,133
看你喽

1332
01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:47,683
如果你一天不介意吃我煮的菜

1333
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,283
我也无所谓了

1334
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,166
没饼干就要进水沟

1335
01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:53,766
我除了有一些伟大

1336
01:13:53,766 --> 01:13:55,766
旷世的发明送给你之外呢

1337
01:13:55,850 --> 01:13:57,850
连一颗宝石都没送给你

1338
01:13:57,966 --> 01:13:59,999
你有没有意见你说我有意见

1339
01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:02,000
那个什么扫把拖鞋啊

1340
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,250
搞得我要用两只脚扫地

1341
01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,999
白白空出两只手来

1342
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,650
结果呢一只手要擦窗户

1343
01:14:07,650 --> 01:14:09,400
另外一只手还要洗衣服

1344
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,366
不知道有多麻烦啊

1345
01:14:11,366 --> 01:14:13,449
你终于发现了对啊对啊

1346
01:14:13,533 --> 01:14:16,566
还有啊你那台烂抽油烟机怎么样啊

1347
01:14:16,733 --> 01:14:19,966
我实在懒得跟你讲我讲就有气

1348
01:14:19,966 --> 01:14:21,599
应该的你呀

1349
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,200
到底藏了什么宝石

1350
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,800
赶快拿出来给我看

1351
01:14:37,483 --> 01:14:38,566
真的假的

1352
01:14:40,966 --> 01:14:41,766
老婆

1353
01:14:46,050 --> 01:14:46,883
你怎么了

1354
01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:48,533
啊

1355
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:50,200
啊

1356
01:14:51,450 --> 01:14:53,483
你是不是抢劫啊

1357
01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:57,250
我我没有抢劫啊

1358
01:14:57,766 --> 01:14:59,733
因为我医好了一个很有钱的病人

1359
01:14:59,733 --> 01:14:59,999
他拿了

1360
01:15:00,050 --> 01:15:02,366
很多医药费给我我买来送给你的

1361
01:15:03,133 --> 01:15:03,933
啊

1362
01:15:04,766 --> 01:15:05,566
啊

1363
01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:15,449
啊啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1364
01:15:15,850 --> 01:15:19,200
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

1365
01:15:19,483 --> 01:15:23,133
怎么有点好笑你不要过来你不要管我

1366
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:24,133
你没事吧

1367
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:27,366
我一时太开心了不能控制自己

1368
01:15:28,683 --> 01:15:30,883
就跟我抢了太漂亮了

1369
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:33,083
我爱你老公

1370
01:15:36,333 --> 01:15:37,366
我也爱你

1371
01:15:37,683 --> 01:15:38,849
一生一世

1372
01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:43,566
好甜呐

1373
01:15:47,283 --> 01:15:49,483
阿发我听说城里面最大的一家妓院

1374
01:15:49,483 --> 01:15:50,483
混血雅旭

1375
01:15:50,483 --> 01:15:52,049
新来了一位巾帼美女

1376
01:15:52,050 --> 01:15:53,050
叫做秦操

1377
01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:55,083
哇又秦又操

1378
01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:57,283
光听这个名字就让人流鼻血了

1379
01:15:57,283 --> 01:15:58,533
你尽快去查查他的底

1380
01:15:58,533 --> 01:16:00,449
如果没有问题就带他来给我

1381
01:16:00,850 --> 01:16:01,283
不会吧

1382
01:16:01,283 --> 01:16:04,366
皇上这次怎么派这么好的任务给我

1383
01:16:05,050 --> 01:16:06,766
你是我的亲戚吗

1384
01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:10,366
而且人人都知道你又专情又疼老婆

1385
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,483
绝不会抢我的女人

1386
01:16:11,483 --> 01:16:13,533
完了他不会要出轨吧

1387
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:15,533
尽恕微臣直言

1388
01:16:16,083 --> 01:16:18,849
皇上已经有后宫佳丽三千

1389
01:16:19,166 --> 01:16:21,449
为什么还要出去偷吃呢

1390
01:16:34,050 --> 01:16:38,883
皇上你家里的哈

1391
01:16:45,050 --> 01:16:45,850
哈哈

1392
01:16:47,050 --> 01:16:49,133
这个人是不是这个啊

1393
01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:54,883
怎么关心我

1394
01:16:58,050 --> 01:16:59,766
哈哈哈哈

1395
01:17:00,566 --> 01:17:02,483
哈哈哈哈哈

1396
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:12,600
哈哈哈

1397
01:17:13,733 --> 01:17:14,766
完全明白

1398
01:17:15,850 --> 01:17:17,050
皇上你再撑着点

1399
01:17:18,650 --> 01:17:23,966
啊哈哈哈尽快为你搞定哈哈哈

1400
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,483
滚回去代购前再来入会

1401
01:17:30,883 --> 01:17:31,883
岂有此理

1402
01:17:31,883 --> 01:17:33,366
我玩女人这么多年了

1403
01:17:33,366 --> 01:17:34,733
没有像今天这么没面子

1404
01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:36,649
老子带人来砸他的场子好不好

1405
01:17:37,566 --> 01:17:38,733
闭嘴

1406
01:17:39,366 --> 01:17:41,399
岂有此理岂有此理

1407
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:42,333
岂有此理

1408
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:44,766
我还以为大张伟呢

1409
01:17:48,850 --> 01:17:49,966
怎么样啊

1410
01:17:50,483 --> 01:17:51,933
我很想打人

1411
01:17:52,533 --> 01:17:54,883
能不能让我狠狠的赏他几耳光

1412
01:17:54,883 --> 01:17:56,449
几耳光了出来了

1413
01:17:56,450 --> 01:17:58,533
金国家里出场了

1414
01:18:00,483 --> 01:18:02,283
看看我看看

1415
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,200
哇

1416
01:18:10,883 --> 01:18:13,399
啊够风骚啊啊

1417
01:18:18,566 --> 01:18:19,533
啊这是外

1418
01:18:22,683 --> 01:18:23,683
小姐

1419
01:18:24,483 --> 01:18:25,849
想不想跳支舞啊

1420
01:18:40,366 --> 01:18:41,166
啊

1421
01:18:49,966 --> 01:18:51,599
哈哈哈

1422
01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:20,449
哈哈哈哦原来真是幻想啊

1423
01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:22,050
怎么

1424
01:19:22,566 --> 01:19:25,533
你站在那既不动也不出声

1425
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:30,283
你是不会跳舞呢还是不会说话呀

1426
01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,399
我不认识你

1427
01:19:33,683 --> 01:19:36,799
我姓秦单名一个操

1428
01:19:38,450 --> 01:19:41,483
哈哈哈哈哈

1429
01:19:41,533 --> 01:19:45,199
哎阿爸哎好多女人啊哎哎阿爸

1430
01:19:45,850 --> 01:19:47,366
阿爸阿爸

1431
01:19:47,766 --> 01:19:49,366
哎呦哎呦

1432
01:19:49,883 --> 01:19:58,366
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哇塞美女

1433
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:03,733
老婆老公你回来了

1434
01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:06,083
哈哈哇

1435
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:09,133
老公啊

1436
01:20:09,133 --> 01:20:11,366
我做了一件衣服准备生日那天来穿

1437
01:20:11,366 --> 01:20:12,566
你看漂不漂亮

1438
01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:15,683
哇红红绿绿的好花俏啊

1439
01:20:17,083 --> 01:20:19,249
干嘛他精神出轨了

1440
01:20:19,283 --> 01:20:21,166
跟亲戚朋友一起来吃饭

1441
01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:23,449
你呀要记得早点回来知不知道

1442
01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:26,933
记不记得啊

1443
01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:32,966
闻到香味了

1444
01:20:36,283 --> 01:20:37,083
老公

1445
01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:39,566
怎么你的身上会有香味啊

1446
01:20:39,566 --> 01:20:41,133
怎么你的身上有香味啊

1447
01:20:41,133 --> 01:20:42,483
你的鼻子还真灵

1448
01:20:42,650 --> 01:20:44,566
我特地买了胭脂水粉送你

1449
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,333
你为什么要买胭脂水粉送给我呢

1450
01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:48,366
你生日嘛

1451
01:20:48,966 --> 01:20:50,249
哈哈哈好乖

1452
01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:53,966
他成为慧娴雅旭的新会员哈哈哈哈

1453
01:20:54,133 --> 01:20:55,999
啊看到阁下的样子

1454
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,200
我眼下好像有一点

1455
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,566
不知道是什么时分的心里面有

1456
01:21:00,083 --> 01:21:02,483
感觉到有一些神奇的

1457
01:21:02,766 --> 01:21:03,249
那种

1458
01:21:03,250 --> 01:21:05,966
当然就是想狠狠打几个耳光的那种啊

1459
01:21:06,366 --> 01:21:07,249
哦

1460
01:21:07,533 --> 01:21:12,566
哈哈哈是了是了是了啊是了是了是了

1461
01:21:12,566 --> 01:21:14,366
哎呀对啦

1462
01:21:14,483 --> 01:21:16,333
你们这里是不是有一位情操姑娘

1463
01:21:16,366 --> 01:21:18,649
有有我想马上见他

1464
01:21:18,650 --> 01:21:20,283
你想见情操姑娘啊

1465
01:21:20,533 --> 01:21:22,799
这里所有的人都要见情操姑娘

1466
01:21:23,366 --> 01:21:26,733
排队了别以为自己英俊又有才华

1467
01:21:26,733 --> 01:21:27,883
就可以不用排队了

1468
01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:29,199
有才华也让你看出来

1469
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,683
我还看得出你很真诚

1470
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:32,399
又有爱心

1471
01:21:32,533 --> 01:21:33,683
当朋友真是一流

1472
01:21:33,933 --> 01:21:35,249
糟了求让你们看出来

1473
01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:36,566
那我一定要请吃饭喽

1474
01:21:36,733 --> 01:21:38,049
当然要了

1475
01:21:38,083 --> 01:21:41,849
排队吧这臭小子还想插队

1476
01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,050
嗯

1477
01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:46,249
哇哦哇耶

1478
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,933
看看哇哦

1479
01:22:02,483 --> 01:22:03,999
完了变心了

1480
01:22:05,366 --> 01:22:09,283
哎大家冷静点冷静点冷静点

1481
01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:12,766
秦涛姑娘说想请大家喝一杯酒

1482
01:22:12,766 --> 01:22:14,483
先到那边去拿个杯子

1483
01:22:16,883 --> 01:22:18,733
这边这边哈

1484
01:22:24,250 --> 01:22:25,050
哈

1485
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:27,200
哈

1486
01:22:30,133 --> 01:22:30,999
好酒

1487
01:22:32,933 --> 01:22:35,133
所谓葡萄美酒夜光杯

1488
01:22:35,133 --> 01:22:37,133
欲饮琵琶马上催

1489
01:22:37,250 --> 01:22:38,450
这杯葡萄酒

1490
01:22:39,133 --> 01:22:40,399
芳香醇厚

1491
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,083
应该有100多年的历史了

1492
01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:45,133
相信是西域上贡给周穆王的贡

1493
01:22:45,683 --> 01:22:47,166
哎兄弟真的那么有价值啊

1494
01:22:47,166 --> 01:22:48,249
太夸了其词了吧

1495
01:22:48,450 --> 01:22:50,533
你完全错了酸的味蕾呢

1496
01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:51,999
就分布在舌头的两侧

1497
01:22:52,166 --> 01:22:53,599
所以我们品尝美酒的时候

1498
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:55,483
要把舌头卷成一圈

1499
01:22:57,933 --> 01:22:59,799
你差的远了有的练了

1500
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:03,483
这样就可以避

1501
01:23:03,483 --> 01:23:04,849
开两边酸的味蕾

1502
01:23:05,050 --> 01:23:07,800
而让酒在甜跟苦的味蕾之间徘徊

1503
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:09,600
先甜后苦

1504
01:23:09,933 --> 01:23:11,133
易苦易甜

1505
01:23:12,683 --> 01:23:13,933
就好像

1506
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,366
初恋的感觉一样

1507
01:23:20,933 --> 01:23:22,449
好像很不舒服似的

1508
01:23:22,966 --> 01:23:25,883
又坐立难安莫非挂念家中娇妻

1509
01:23:26,050 --> 01:23:28,800
姑娘怎知我家中已有

1510
01:23:29,283 --> 01:23:30,083
妻子啊

1511
01:23:31,050 --> 01:23:34,683
拿出来真的要我拿出来拿

1512
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:38,333
送给你

1513
01:23:39,483 --> 01:23:41,449
什么否有时间留下

1514
01:23:41,533 --> 01:23:43,649
促膝长要这样作践自己

1515
01:23:43,733 --> 01:23:45,449
哈哈哈

1516
01:23:46,133 --> 01:23:48,333
控制自己死就死吧谁怕谁啊

1517
01:23:49,366 --> 01:23:50,933
哎哎哎多吃点啊

1518
01:23:54,133 --> 01:23:54,933
好好好

1519
01:23:56,533 --> 01:23:59,649
哎呀怎么回事我没告诉你吗

1520
01:24:00,366 --> 01:24:01,766
那是有一种叫做

1521
01:24:02,566 --> 01:24:03,649
岳父来

1522
01:24:12,683 --> 01:24:14,399
请问有没有当归啊

1523
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,050
听说多破

1524
01:24:16,533 --> 01:24:17,766
现在见到了

1525
01:24:19,450 --> 01:24:20,933
嗯开什么玩笑

1526
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,250
说谎话

1527
01:24:24,883 --> 01:24:26,599
你说过你会你们的宴会

1528
01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:29,283
全因为我太想见我受不了

1529
01:24:36,283 --> 01:24:37,883
可以不要啊不可以乱讲话

1530
01:24:38,733 --> 01:24:41,166
我真的不想骗你你及时赶到

1531
01:24:42,083 --> 01:24:43,649
住嘴皇上

1532
01:24:43,650 --> 01:24:44,683
我抓住他

1533
01:24:44,683 --> 01:24:47,083
我们中原土地就易如反掌

1534
01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:49,766
有我不惜抛弃就能够演的是丝丝入口

1535
01:24:49,766 --> 01:24:50,599
入木三分

1536
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:52,966
这讲有一半是是对不起啊

1537
01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:55,599
刚刚那场戏我去啊闭嘴

1538
01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:56,883
现在情啊

1539
01:24:56,883 --> 01:25:00,166
不会是刚才那个哈哈哈哈那个吧啊

1540
01:25:02,766 --> 01:25:03,566
啊

1541
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,250
啊啊

1542
01:25:08,283 --> 01:25:09,083
不痛哎

1543
01:25:10,050 --> 01:25:12,050
啊咦

1544
01:25:12,050 --> 01:25:14,333
打中的没事隔壁那个倒霉了

1545
01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:16,133
这就是无相神功

1546
01:25:16,133 --> 01:25:19,999
是一种可以将能量移转的武功啊

1547
01:25:20,850 --> 01:25:21,650
啊

1548
01:25:23,083 --> 01:25:25,399
啊真的很舒服吗

1549
01:25:25,566 --> 01:25:28,799
算了你还是打那位兄弟吧

1550
01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:34,333
啊啊哎呀这

1551
01:25:46,283 --> 01:25:48,333
哎呦哎娃娃哎呦哎呦哎呦

1552
01:25:58,933 --> 01:26:00,249
啊哈哈哈

1553
01:26:01,766 --> 01:26:02,566
啊

1554
01:26:03,483 --> 01:26:04,283
别动

1555
01:26:09,366 --> 01:26:10,166
好

1556
01:26:13,133 --> 01:26:14,766
耶了100年

1557
01:26:14,766 --> 01:26:17,399
所以阿发能够随个发明

1558
01:26:17,450 --> 01:26:21,400
分分分分就可以垂直睡觉任意飞天乐

1559
01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:22,766
我们就在这坐

1560
01:26:22,966 --> 01:26:24,766
啊啊啊

1561
01:26:25,483 --> 01:26:27,733
边位啊哥姓陈咯

1562
01:26:28,283 --> 01:26:29,083
我问你边

1563
01:26:29,533 --> 01:26:31,599
不断撞击空气之中的正离子

1564
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:32,650
竟然摄取埋

1565
01:26:34,650 --> 01:26:36,050
那你嘴巴就很大

1566
01:26:40,166 --> 01:26:41,166
找不着了

1567
01:26:46,566 --> 01:26:50,199
哪里比较好大家啊电影也看完了

1568
01:26:50,850 --> 01:26:52,133
你说他们那些

1569
01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:55,199
嗯一起看电影的看完了就下播了吗

1570
01:26:58,283 --> 01:27:01,049
看完了差不多再聊几句就下播了对吧

1571
01:27:01,050 --> 01:27:02,883
他们很好

1572
01:27:04,650 --> 01:27:06,766
哎文上框的小花花

1573
01:27:07,166 --> 01:27:09,566
嗯扣影空影的粉丝

1574
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:17,000
嗯

1575
01:27:20,450 --> 01:27:22,600
红包我妈又说今年只有700

1576
01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:25,400
我今年都没有700但我但我妈给我

1577
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,966
后来我觉得他这个抽奖肯定有问

1578
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:32,250
不是来不了只有8个电池

1579
01:27:34,566 --> 01:27:35,366
oh

1580
01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:37,483
人一会要的这个好耶

1581
01:27:37,733 --> 01:27:39,333
呃被淋湿的雨的小花花

1582
01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:40,933
学校也没要的小花花风雷电

1583
01:27:41,166 --> 01:27:44,333
南条拉菲尔小鱼的小花花金宝鱼OK

1584
01:27:47,566 --> 01:27:48,366
懂吗

1585
01:27:48,366 --> 01:27:51,366
一旦有的东西一旦错过就是永远

1586
01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:54,533
只能说错过了就是错过了

1587
01:27:54,533 --> 01:27:56,283
不是说主播抠的

1588
01:27:56,566 --> 01:27:58,483
是说这个什么呢

1589
01:27:58,883 --> 01:28:00,966
这个是这个世界就是

1590
01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:05,600
生日还要人家抽奖啊那主

1591
01:28:11,683 --> 01:28:13,483
然后拿来做做礼物

1592
01:28:26,283 --> 01:28:27,083
哎

1593
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:28,766
好了那就这样

1594
01:28:28,766 --> 01:28:29,966
什么是为什么

1595
01:28:29,966 --> 01:28:31,333
新抽到的4个

1596
01:28:31,333 --> 01:28:33,199
难道这4个都是一个人发的吗

1597
01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:35,050
为什么这么离谱啊

1598
01:28:37,133 --> 01:28:39,483
我一样祝福你生日快乐

1599
01:28:39,483 --> 01:28:41,849
愿你快快脱去幼稚

1600
01:28:49,566 --> 01:28:52,599
实名了你可以说不想呃想匿名

1601
01:28:52,683 --> 01:28:54,966
呃我一个人看到就行

1602
01:28:56,166 --> 01:28:58,649
祝福语都再熟悉不过了吧

1603
01:28:58,683 --> 01:29:00,999
祝福语是指寄托美好

1604
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:04,400
一串串闪光的脚印生日快乐

1605
01:29:08,283 --> 01:29:09,083
哼

1606
01:29:11,450 --> 01:29:12,250
hey

1607
01:29:19,933 --> 01:29:20,733
咳咳

1608
01:29:25,733 --> 01:29:26,533
Trench

1609
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:34,600
on嘣嘣嘣

1610
01:29:37,966 --> 01:29:38,883
哈哈

1611
01:29:39,733 --> 01:29:40,999
那就三次

1612
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:44,650
2月5日5月5日和嗯

1613
01:29:49,133 --> 01:29:54,049
10月5日 好吧上上上半年下半年都弄弄

1614
01:29:57,133 --> 01:29:59,883
那好吧哎叫我干嘛

1615
01:30:08,800 --> 01:30:09,933
不行不透露

1616
01:30:15,133 --> 01:30:16,166
啊我不会做

1617
01:30:16,683 --> 01:30:19,649
恐怖了感觉要吃好久去了

1618
01:30:21,133 --> 01:30:22,599
哎缝衣服都很强

1619
01:30:22,850 --> 01:30:25,733
也没有吧我我缝的都很丑的

1620
01:30:27,333 --> 01:30:29,283
我疯我疯了很丑

1621
01:30:30,483 --> 01:30:31,683
我是怎么学会呢

1622
01:30:31,683 --> 01:30:33,883
就小时候玩那个什么游戏

1623
01:30:33,966 --> 01:30:35,883
我忘记了那个叫啥

1624
01:30:38,133 --> 01:30:39,999
就是就是就是

1625
01:30:41,166 --> 01:30:43,133
就是抓抓人那种

1626
01:30:43,133 --> 01:30:44,766
然后把衣服扯破了

1627
01:30:45,050 --> 01:30:47,166
对以前冬天穿的那种衣服

1628
01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:49,566
那个有口袋然后被扯破了

1629
01:30:49,766 --> 01:30:53,283
啊那个叫什么那种跳跳在地上画那个

1630
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,733
在地上画那个什么

1631
01:30:55,766 --> 01:30:59,249
用用粉笔画那个房子啊小格子那些

1632
01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:01,333
不是别人跟我的衣服扯破了

1633
01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:04,799
然后为了不让妈妈发现

1634
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:07,000
然后那个什么每次扯破了回家

1635
01:31:07,133 --> 01:31:08,199
那个缝一下

1636
01:31:12,733 --> 01:31:13,999
你没有玩过吗

1637
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,533
那个叫什么游戏啊

1638
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:17,283
有点像跳房子

1639
01:31:17,766 --> 01:31:20,166
这是是一个很大的一个正方形的啊

1640
01:31:20,166 --> 01:31:22,283
不是一个长方形的一个

1641
01:31:22,650 --> 01:31:23,766
然后你要从那

1642
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:24,883
怎么怎么

1643
01:31:24,883 --> 01:31:25,733
然后谁有

1644
01:31:25,733 --> 01:31:28,049
有人站在中间有人站在两头

1645
01:31:28,050 --> 01:31:29,850
然后你要从那穿过去

1646
01:31:39,050 --> 01:31:40,200
小女生玩的网唱

1647
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:43,683
这个是那什么力量和什么的碰撞

1648
01:31:44,133 --> 01:31:45,933
非常抓人

1649
01:31:45,933 --> 01:31:47,483
超超级抓的超级用力

1650
01:31:47,483 --> 01:31:50,283
我那个羽绒服被撕烂挤多少条

1651
01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:51,533
那个口袋

1652
01:31:51,733 --> 01:31:53,566
然后我想想哪里被撕烂

1653
01:31:54,050 --> 01:31:55,600
这是衣服口袋哇

1654
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:57,800
就因为抓来抓去那个衣服口袋不知道

1655
01:31:58,883 --> 01:32:00,449
碎片化成什么样

1656
01:32:00,450 --> 01:32:04,400
然后就是整个口袋被撕下来知道吧

1657
01:32:04,733 --> 01:32:06,199
不是他是那种口袋

1658
01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:07,566
我不是那种啊

1659
01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:09,083
不是在里面他那

1660
01:32:09,083 --> 01:32:11,133
他是那个长在外面的那种口袋

1661
01:32:11,133 --> 01:32:12,733
你们你们有见过吗

1662
01:32:13,333 --> 01:32:15,799
然后回家那个缝了一下然后又出来

1663
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:17,883
然后一下午被撕烂几次

1664
01:32:17,883 --> 01:32:18,683
总而言之

1665
01:32:20,533 --> 01:32:23,049
对对对太恐怖了

1666
01:32:23,683 --> 01:32:25,683
但是我觉得当时很不公平

1667
01:32:25,766 --> 01:32:29,733
当时我想想有我还有几个我的小伙伴

1668
01:32:29,766 --> 01:32:34,083
然后嗯我们几个女生就是挺小的

1669
01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:36,166
然后还有那种大姐姐

1670
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:37,333
还有那种

1671
01:32:37,883 --> 01:32:40,649
18岁1716

1672
01:32:41,333 --> 01:32:43,533
长得很大只很高的那种大姐姐

1673
01:32:43,533 --> 01:32:45,283
然后还有那种男的

1674
01:32:45,483 --> 01:32:47,333
我不想叫哥哥男的啊

1675
01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:47,966
那种男的

1676
01:32:47,966 --> 01:32:50,199
也是跟那个姐姐差不多年龄的

1677
01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:53,600
就他们他们是那个什么年龄差不多

1678
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:55,333
我们年龄差不多然后一起玩

1679
01:32:55,333 --> 01:32:57,333
太不公平了然后那个

1680
01:32:57,566 --> 01:33:01,533
那那些那个年龄大的那种男的就嗯

1681
01:33:02,366 --> 01:33:04,599
那个力气太大完全玩不过他们

1682
01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:07,050
那个衣服老是被扯烂气死了

1683
01:33:08,933 --> 01:33:11,083
嗯应该没有18岁

1684
01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:13,999
应该也就是上初中的年纪啊

1685
01:33:14,283 --> 01:33:15,333
上初中啊

1686
01:33:15,766 --> 01:33:17,049
那可能15岁

1687
01:33:18,766 --> 01:33:22,166
等等他们长得很高长跟他们长得好高

1688
01:33:22,650 --> 01:33:24,166
长得贼壮了

1689
01:33:24,883 --> 01:33:26,599
姐姐也长得贼壮了

1690
01:33:45,366 --> 01:33:46,799
嗯危险

1691
01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:50,450
确实挺危险的就是他们那个什么那种

1692
01:33:50,850 --> 01:33:52,600
男的和男的玩的时候

1693
01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:54,483
那个衣服都能那个什么

1694
01:33:54,483 --> 01:33:58,649
哈哈衣服短那个t恤都能撕撕碎

1695
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:02,050
狂暴啊这么一想

1696
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:09,250
爸爸妈妈

1697
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:12,200
本来就不公平啊他们比我们大那么多

1698
01:34:15,450 --> 01:34:16,250
哼哼

1699
01:34:25,683 --> 01:34:28,166
坏坏的又让你你又怎么了

1700
01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:30,083
我过来

1701
01:34:47,766 --> 01:34:49,199
好乖哦我的猫

1702
01:34:52,933 --> 01:34:56,049
哎我怎么手机又被他弄倒了

1703
01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:01,849
晚上好晚上好

1704
01:35:02,366 --> 01:35:04,199
酒鬼回家了是吧

1705
01:35:05,683 --> 01:35:06,999
哎确实被我妈发现了

1706
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,400
因为我缝针的那个技术不是很好啊

1707
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:10,283
我都是那个

1708
01:35:10,966 --> 01:35:12,449
撩几针就好

1709
01:35:12,683 --> 01:35:15,199
我妈是那种细细的一针接一针的

1710
01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:17,166
接的很紧密的那种缝

1711
01:35:17,366 --> 01:35:19,933
而且颜色也不对劲我记得我当时是

1712
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:23,400
红色羽绒服然后用黑线

1713
01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:26,483
还是黑色羽绒服用红线啊哈哈哈

1714
01:35:26,683 --> 01:35:27,883
这很明显

1715
01:35:47,766 --> 01:35:49,133
粉红的还保暖吗

1716
01:35:49,733 --> 01:35:50,766
哎这个还好

1717
01:35:50,766 --> 01:35:53,849
这个只是那个衣服包衣服那个什么

1718
01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,450
衣服都被扯下来

1719
01:35:55,450 --> 01:35:57,000
哎我记得我那个小时候

1720
01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:57,850
不知道为什么

1721
01:35:57,850 --> 01:35:58,283
我觉得我

1722
01:35:58,283 --> 01:36:00,599
小时候有一些很难以解释的事情

1723
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,133
比如说我以前跟你们说的

1724
01:36:02,133 --> 01:36:03,649
就是我爸有段时间

1725
01:36:03,966 --> 01:36:06,366
每天给我一块钱然后我总是会掉

1726
01:36:06,366 --> 01:36:07,966
那为什么就老掉

1727
01:36:07,966 --> 01:36:10,849
就要就会掉就是怎么放在哪都会掉

1728
01:36:10,850 --> 01:36:12,366
放在衣包里放在裤

1729
01:36:12,366 --> 01:36:14,966
包里放在抓在手上都会掉怎么都会掉

1730
01:36:16,450 --> 01:36:17,650
还有一个解释不清楚的

1731
01:36:17,650 --> 01:36:19,650
就是我一穿羽绒服啊

1732
01:36:19,650 --> 01:36:21,166
我就必摔跤

1733
01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:24,000
你们知道吗是那种有点长的羽绒服

1734
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:26,450
然后有点长

1735
01:36:26,766 --> 01:36:28,366
大概到膝盖

1736
01:36:28,733 --> 01:36:30,249
有这么长吗

1737
01:36:30,883 --> 01:36:32,083
我忘记了

1738
01:36:32,083 --> 01:36:34,933
然后只要是那个穿羽绒服出门啊

1739
01:36:34,966 --> 01:36:35,933
一定会摔跤

1740
01:36:35,933 --> 01:36:36,849
别别别

1741
01:36:36,850 --> 01:36:37,533
摔跤我不知道

1742
01:36:37,533 --> 01:36:39,566
我们那个时候路是不是有点烂啊

1743
01:36:39,566 --> 01:36:40,683
怎么都会摔跤

1744
01:36:41,133 --> 01:36:42,733
就是从从我发现

1745
01:36:42,766 --> 01:36:44,083
而且你们知道吗

1746
01:36:44,083 --> 01:36:46,199
摔了跤然后那个羽绒服磨破了

1747
01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:47,483
就我不知道为什么

1748
01:36:48,133 --> 01:36:51,599
就是那个羽绒服磨破了他他那个那个

1749
01:36:51,883 --> 01:36:55,249
他那个毛啊毛衣噗呲噗呲的往外冒

1750
01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:57,250
这明显感觉那一团

1751
01:36:57,400 --> 01:36:59,250
衣服下面越来越轻了

1752
01:36:59,250 --> 01:37:02,133
衣服下面越来越空了毛全部跑出去了

1753
01:37:02,133 --> 01:37:05,199
好害怕好害怕我每次都会被我妈骂

1754
01:37:05,850 --> 01:37:07,450
哎每次都被我妈骂

1755
01:37:07,533 --> 01:37:09,249
那这我从

1756
01:37:09,366 --> 01:37:11,849
摔了两次然后被我妈骂了之后

1757
01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:13,250
然后

1758
01:37:13,883 --> 01:37:16,166
后来我就很注意因为你们知道吗

1759
01:37:16,166 --> 01:37:17,083
因为那个

1760
01:37:19,533 --> 01:37:21,566
摔的洞挺大的就是

1761
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,683
就是用针缝缝不了了已经

1762
01:37:24,966 --> 01:37:26,533
这你用针缝的话

1763
01:37:26,966 --> 01:37:28,199
因为他挺大一团

1764
01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:30,250
比如说你一个大拇指那么大的

1765
01:37:30,333 --> 01:37:31,883
呃被磨掉了的话

1766
01:37:31,933 --> 01:37:33,599
你用那个呃

1767
01:37:34,650 --> 01:37:35,966
针去缝他的话

1768
01:37:35,966 --> 01:37:38,366
缝出来他那一团他就是紧的呀

1769
01:37:38,483 --> 01:37:41,366
然后就只能贴一个什么东西你知道吗

1770
01:37:41,450 --> 01:37:43,250
就只能贴一个那种

1771
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:47,283
那种什么东西贼丑了太丑了

1772
01:37:47,283 --> 01:37:48,966
本来我的羽绒服不丑的

1773
01:37:48,966 --> 01:37:49,966
然后我妈往

1774
01:37:49,966 --> 01:37:52,133
只能往上贴一个东西东西来堵住

1775
01:37:52,133 --> 01:37:53,083
你们知道吗

1776
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,000
哎我忘记了是什么啊

1777
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:55,883
丑迷丑眼的

1778
01:37:55,883 --> 01:37:57,999
反正就很丑的什么东西只能往上贴

1779
01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:00,000
对啊打个补贴就那种

1780
01:38:00,366 --> 01:38:02,999
嗯那种裁缝店可以买到的几块钱

1781
01:38:03,133 --> 01:38:05,999
然后大概我想想嗯

1782
01:38:07,566 --> 01:38:08,533
贼大一个就

1783
01:38:08,533 --> 01:38:11,166
是你食指和那个大拇指指尖

1784
01:38:11,366 --> 01:38:15,049
呃那个圈一个圈这么大一颗一个

1785
01:38:15,050 --> 01:38:15,966
然后上面

1786
01:38:16,366 --> 01:38:18,083
这图案又很丑

1787
01:38:18,283 --> 01:38:19,766
这图案又很丑

1788
01:38:20,600 --> 01:38:22,000
有的时候是那种什么动物

1789
01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,650
然后那个动物长得巨丑

1790
01:38:23,650 --> 01:38:25,933
然后就往我衣服上面那个贴住

1791
01:38:25,933 --> 01:38:26,799
那不然没办法

1792
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:29,400
要不然他就那个毛一直往外冒啊

1793
01:38:29,533 --> 01:38:31,083
要那衣服就穿不了了

1794
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:33,366
我记得我有些衣服打了两个布丁啊

1795
01:38:33,650 --> 01:38:36,566
两个布丁好丑啊

1796
01:38:36,966 --> 01:38:38,733
他那个颜色又不自然

1797
01:38:38,883 --> 01:38:40,683
那你比如说你是红色衣服

1798
01:38:40,683 --> 01:38:41,999
然后他是一个什么

1799
01:38:42,366 --> 01:38:44,199
绿色啊白色的

1800
01:38:45,283 --> 01:38:47,849
之类的之类的反正好丑好丑

1801
01:38:47,883 --> 01:38:51,599
弄弄到衣服上好好烦呐本来衣服不丑

1802
01:38:57,366 --> 01:39:01,133
生气然后自从我就发现我

1803
01:39:01,333 --> 01:39:03,649
每次摔了然后我妈就往上面弄个补丁

1804
01:39:03,650 --> 01:39:05,533
我就再也不想那个摔跤了吗

1805
01:39:05,533 --> 01:39:08,199
后来我每次那个出门我都有意识

1806
01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:09,966
就是别再摔跤了

1807
01:39:09,966 --> 01:39:11,733
不知道为什么还是一摔跤

1808
01:39:11,733 --> 01:39:12,966
我真想不明白

1809
01:39:14,850 --> 01:39:18,600
刚开始我经过我的分析我觉得我是

1810
01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:21,800
跑步老是那个什么你追我打的那个

1811
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:22,933
小学的时候吗

1812
01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:25,333
你追我打我打的就很容易摔

1813
01:39:25,766 --> 01:39:27,966
摔了那个什么衣服就会破

1814
01:39:27,966 --> 01:39:29,566
然后后来我就注意了我就

1815
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:32,566
我就不跑了吗我就那个小跑

1816
01:39:32,733 --> 01:39:33,933
很注意很注意

1817
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:36,366
那为什么总是还是会摔啊

1818
01:39:36,366 --> 01:39:37,733
我都记得我在哪个地方

1819
01:39:37,733 --> 01:39:39,249
还在哪个地方摔过两跤

1820
01:39:39,250 --> 01:39:41,450
我当时真是无语了

1821
01:39:41,450 --> 01:39:43,333
我都不知道这怎么能摔呢

1822
01:39:43,333 --> 01:39:44,049
而且每次都

1823
01:39:44,050 --> 01:39:45,600
赶上我穿那个羽绒服的时候

1824
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:47,400
真的太生气了

1825
01:39:48,050 --> 01:39:49,483
我记得在那就在那

1826
01:39:49,650 --> 01:39:52,166
那个那有一个麻将馆那

1827
01:39:52,283 --> 01:39:54,166
麻将馆前面我摔了一跤

1828
01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:55,283
然后那个

1829
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:58,400
呃有一个那个那个小男生他们家那

1830
01:39:58,450 --> 01:40:00,283
那个路口那摔了一跤

1831
01:40:00,283 --> 01:40:02,199
他给我气死了又打两

1832
01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:03,000
不定

1833
01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:05,133
好烦啊

1834
01:40:07,566 --> 01:40:11,449
嗯我协调性很好啊去死吧

1835
01:40:11,883 --> 01:40:13,049
我那个什么

1836
01:40:13,050 --> 01:40:15,200
军训那个什么从来没被拎出来

1837
01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:18,366
那个呃说那个那个不协调过

1838
01:40:18,366 --> 01:40:21,483
你们有没有被拎出来说同手同脚

1839
01:40:21,850 --> 01:40:23,683
或或者是那个节奏跟不上

1840
01:40:23,683 --> 01:40:25,083
我从来没有好吗

1841
01:40:26,966 --> 01:40:27,766
娘子

1842
01:40:32,533 --> 01:40:33,483
气死了

1843
01:40:58,000 --> 01:40:59,366
没有平衡感没问题

1844
01:40:59,366 --> 01:41:01,449
不知道可能小的时候那个什么

1845
01:41:02,083 --> 01:41:03,999
可能羽绒服太长了吧

1846
01:41:06,166 --> 01:41:07,366
不能单脚站立

1847
01:41:07,766 --> 01:41:08,883
那我可以哈

1848
01:41:09,683 --> 01:41:12,733
我懒得啊反正我协调性挺好的好吧

1849
01:41:18,850 --> 01:41:21,766
等主播之后那个什么有空了那个啥

1850
01:41:22,766 --> 01:41:24,599
去学跳舞的时候

1851
01:41:24,766 --> 01:41:27,283
就知道我协调性肯定没问题了

1852
01:41:29,483 --> 01:41:32,166
oh协调性不好的话应该也跳不好舞啊

1853
01:41:32,166 --> 01:41:34,133
等到时候咱们来见分晓

1854
01:41:37,683 --> 01:41:39,199
啊我猫真的有练袜

1855
01:41:39,200 --> 01:41:39,566
屁啊

1856
01:41:39,566 --> 01:41:41,733
他又把谁的袜子交到我房间来了

1857
01:41:41,733 --> 01:41:44,799
真的好无语啊为什么

1858
01:41:47,566 --> 01:41:48,566
哈哈哈

1859
01:41:48,850 --> 01:41:52,050
啊我一低头我说我鞋踩到什么了

1860
01:41:52,050 --> 01:41:54,483
一低头两坨袜子

1861
01:41:54,733 --> 01:41:55,766
真的好喜欢

1862
01:41:55,766 --> 01:41:58,533
从我妈房间叼袜子到我房间来啊

1863
01:41:59,333 --> 01:42:03,333
真的受不了真的无语为什么啊

1864
01:42:08,366 --> 01:42:10,483
但他会的会的啊

1865
01:42:10,483 --> 01:42:12,799
他他掉的是我妈我爸的袜子

1866
01:42:14,600 --> 01:42:16,533
胃口不要这么好好吧

1867
01:42:16,966 --> 01:42:19,649
挑点食吧你还是挑点食吧

1868
01:42:20,366 --> 01:42:21,733
为什么

1869
01:42:22,766 --> 01:42:23,599
这可能我妈

1870
01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:26,883
有的时候他那个放袜子的抽屉没关啊

1871
01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:29,933
他就要从那里面那个叼袜子

1872
01:42:30,566 --> 01:42:31,683
然后叼双袜子

1873
01:42:31,683 --> 01:42:34,199
然后那个什么到我房间里玩

1874
01:42:35,333 --> 01:42:36,733
无语啊

1875
01:42:37,883 --> 01:42:39,283
太无语了

1876
01:42:44,333 --> 01:42:46,999
怎么跟我一样下头我什么都没做啊

1877
01:42:47,733 --> 01:42:49,999
我我对这个没什么兴趣

1878
01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:50,966
你们有没有兴趣

1879
01:42:50,966 --> 01:42:53,049
我不想说反正我是没兴趣的

1880
01:42:54,050 --> 01:42:54,850
嗯

1881
01:42:59,883 --> 01:43:01,049
为什么叫我袜子

1882
01:43:01,050 --> 01:43:03,250
我不知道他喜欢那个什么

1883
01:43:03,333 --> 01:43:07,683
嗯他喜欢那个什么呃团成一团的袜子

1884
01:43:09,050 --> 01:43:11,966
晚上好晚上好他喜欢团成一团的袜子

1885
01:43:12,283 --> 01:43:14,733
老是把一团的袜子交到我房间来

1886
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:18,400
就是我房间那个放袜子的那个柜子是

1887
01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:19,566
是关着的

1888
01:43:20,850 --> 01:43:24,166
怎么今晚要下头我没有啊他们在下头

1889
01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:34,400
嗯

1890
01:43:38,483 --> 01:43:40,133
那袜子是乱放的吗

1891
01:43:40,333 --> 01:43:43,199
这么鞋地上几双几只

1892
01:43:43,200 --> 01:43:44,566
找那个什么配不了

1893
01:43:44,566 --> 01:43:46,933
对的然后床上几只

1894
01:43:47,366 --> 01:43:49,283
啊然后到那个什么

1895
01:43:49,283 --> 01:43:52,366
可能那个放学的地方就是这样的

1896
01:43:52,650 --> 01:43:53,450
是不是

1897
01:43:54,883 --> 01:43:56,083
是不是是不是

1898
01:43:56,483 --> 01:43:57,883
是不是是不是

1899
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,333
那你们脱下来呃呃

1900
01:44:12,333 --> 01:44:14,933
要换的袜子就是你今天出了门

1901
01:44:14,933 --> 01:44:17,166
然后这双袜子明天不穿了这双袜子

1902
01:44:17,166 --> 01:44:18,533
但是你今天又不想洗

1903
01:44:18,533 --> 01:44:21,366
你们往哪放哼

1904
01:44:22,733 --> 01:44:24,566
哦你团钱放柜子里是吧

1905
01:44:24,566 --> 01:44:27,566
假装他没穿过下次再拿出来穿

1906
01:44:45,166 --> 01:44:46,166
谢谢骚的

1907
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:48,650
大12的见长

1908
01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:51,133
谢谢你啊谢谢你的支持

1909
01:44:51,850 --> 01:44:52,683
谢谢

1910
01:44:56,250 --> 01:45:00,333
这洗衣机然后袜子和和那个

1911
01:45:00,933 --> 01:45:03,366
袜子和别的那个一起洗吗

1912
01:45:03,450 --> 01:45:07,050
袜子和一些衣服裤子一起洗吗

1913
01:45:13,166 --> 01:45:15,366
看完一下不就随便问问吗

1914
01:45:25,733 --> 01:45:28,683
塞枕枕枕头下面真的太恶心了

1915
01:45:28,733 --> 01:45:31,683
真的我猫已经对着我叫他想吃吃

1916
01:45:31,683 --> 01:45:34,083
吃饭没没没没猫粮

1917
01:45:52,483 --> 01:45:55,483
哎呀我真的是无语了是我小看他了

1918
01:45:55,483 --> 01:45:57,849
4双他掉了4双袜子

1919
01:46:04,200 --> 01:46:05,000
2

1920
01:46:08,450 --> 01:46:10,933
哈哈123

1921
01:46:18,333 --> 01:46:19,566
4双

1922
01:46:21,450 --> 01:46:22,683
我真的无语

1923
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:29,483
啊太恶心了

1924
01:46:31,650 --> 01:46:34,450
为什么我今天一定要去搜一下

1925
01:46:35,050 --> 01:46:36,283
我现在就去搜

1926
01:46:38,366 --> 01:46:39,999
猫为什么

1927
01:46:41,450 --> 01:46:42,333
do what

1928
01:46:49,850 --> 01:46:50,650
哼

1929
01:46:53,733 --> 01:46:54,533
臭臭啊

1930
01:46:57,566 --> 01:47:00,283
袜子有气味思念主人

1931
01:47:00,733 --> 01:47:01,533
哈

1932
01:47:02,133 --> 01:47:02,933
哈

1933
01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:05,450
思念我妈吗难道

1934
01:47:07,050 --> 01:47:09,483
真的假的但是我妈那个什么

1935
01:47:09,650 --> 01:47:11,450
他对我妈也不是那么

1936
01:47:11,450 --> 01:47:13,650
那么有那么思念啊

1937
01:47:14,566 --> 01:47:16,999
是啊他只是从我妈的那个袜子柜子

1938
01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:18,450
放袜子的柜子里掉的

1939
01:47:18,450 --> 01:47:19,250
肯定

1940
01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:22,683
我妈今天应该房房间门没关他进去掉

1941
01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:27,450
他会想我妈我妈平时抱都抱不到他

1942
01:47:33,450 --> 01:47:34,333
再说说

1943
01:47:38,800 --> 01:47:40,450
他其实还是比较喜欢我妈

1944
01:47:40,450 --> 01:47:41,883
但是他那天把我爸

1945
01:47:41,883 --> 01:47:43,366
的袜子也叼过来了呀

1946
01:47:43,533 --> 01:47:45,766
我妈很讨厌我爸的我不知道为什么

1947
01:47:45,766 --> 01:47:47,366
我不知道发生什么事情了

1948
01:47:47,366 --> 01:47:49,599
就我爸呃出差了

1949
01:47:49,650 --> 01:47:52,566
呃之前出差挺长一段时间的

1950
01:47:52,566 --> 01:47:54,999
然后我我爸出差之前嘛

1951
01:47:55,133 --> 01:47:59,166
然后那个时候我嫌我猫睡觉要打扰我

1952
01:47:59,166 --> 01:48:00,599
然后我是让我猫

1953
01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:01,000
呃我是

1954
01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:03,483
我是让我猫跟我爸一个房间睡的

1955
01:48:03,533 --> 01:48:05,733
然后我猫都是睡我爸那个枕头上

1956
01:48:05,733 --> 01:48:06,566
或者被子

1957
01:48:06,566 --> 01:48:07,366
被子上

1958
01:48:07,533 --> 01:48:10,449
关系可好了每天一起睡觉来着

1959
01:48:10,733 --> 01:48:13,533
结果现在我爸那个出差完回来之后

1960
01:48:13,533 --> 01:48:14,799
特别讨厌我爸

1961
01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:17,283
不是特别讨厌就已经是那种

1962
01:48:17,966 --> 01:48:18,649
怎么说呢

1963
01:48:18,650 --> 01:48:21,600
抱都抱不到就是我我把我抱着在家

1964
01:48:21,600 --> 01:48:22,733
然后递给我爸

1965
01:48:22,733 --> 01:48:25,483
然后我我猫就会立刻很很紧张

1966
01:48:25,483 --> 01:48:26,399
然后那个

1967
01:48:26,650 --> 01:48:28,483
整个那个爪子也伸出来

1968
01:48:28,483 --> 01:48:30,399
就完全非常抗拒我爸

1969
01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:31,483
我不知道为什么

1970
01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:33,400
那是不因为我爸那天回来

1971
01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:35,050
带了一个很那种

1972
01:48:35,083 --> 01:48:35,999
那个什么

1973
01:48:36,366 --> 01:48:38,283
那种很傻的那种帽子

1974
01:48:38,533 --> 01:48:40,849
那个帽子可能看起来太恐怖了

1975
01:48:40,850 --> 01:48:41,883
我也不知道

1976
01:48:44,933 --> 01:48:46,049
那天我爸一回来

1977
01:48:46,050 --> 01:48:48,166
我妈看到我爸就就吓他

1978
01:48:48,166 --> 01:48:49,766
那个转身就跑了

1979
01:48:50,166 --> 01:48:52,566
虽然不排除他是已经认不出我爸了

1980
01:48:52,566 --> 01:48:54,999
但是在后来的这么长的时间里

1981
01:48:55,000 --> 01:48:56,650
我爸都回来一个月了吧

1982
01:48:56,933 --> 01:49:00,199
我妈还是很讨厌我爸很神奇想不明白

1983
01:49:05,450 --> 01:49:06,400
很神奇

1984
01:49:07,200 --> 01:49:09,166
我爸也说我猫很讨厌他

1985
01:49:09,166 --> 01:49:11,733
我猫那个什么还把他那个抓伤了呢

1986
01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:13,083
对我爸想抱他

1987
01:49:13,283 --> 01:49:15,599
然后从我怀里那个什么抱到

1988
01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:16,800
抱过去之后

1989
01:49:16,883 --> 01:49:20,166
然后我猫太紧张然后把他那个那个

1990
01:49:23,766 --> 01:49:25,483
把他手抓伤了来着

1991
01:49:28,850 --> 01:49:29,733
那我妈就不会

1992
01:49:29,733 --> 01:49:32,683
抓我和我妈就是我我们俩抱他的话

1993
01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:34,766
很奇怪不知道为什么

1994
01:49:34,966 --> 01:49:37,166
我感觉就是我爸那天回来的时候

1995
01:49:37,166 --> 01:49:38,933
我爸没抱够啊

1996
01:49:39,933 --> 01:49:40,733
而且

1997
01:49:41,533 --> 01:49:42,449
不走也还好吧

1998
01:49:42,450 --> 01:49:44,766
我那天不是在我亲戚家摸了那个泰迪

1999
01:49:44,766 --> 01:49:45,566
吗

2000
01:49:46,450 --> 01:49:49,366
然后回来我妈还闻到我手上的味道啊

2001
01:49:49,366 --> 01:49:51,566
但是他也没有没有什么那个情况

2002
01:49:51,883 --> 01:49:54,366
不是就是就是划破皮了

2003
01:49:56,966 --> 01:49:57,533
就是就是

2004
01:49:57,533 --> 01:49:58,483
我爸那天回来时候

2005
01:49:58,483 --> 01:50:00,249
带了一个贼搞笑的那个帽子

2006
01:50:00,250 --> 01:50:01,250
就是那种

2007
01:50:02,133 --> 01:50:03,199
有点像厨师帽

2008
01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:05,366
但是他是毛茸茸的你们知道吗

2009
01:50:05,683 --> 01:50:07,333
很古老的那种啊

2010
01:50:07,966 --> 01:50:09,733
然后耳朵还要翻一翻

2011
01:50:09,733 --> 01:50:13,766
一翻一翻翻上去你们懂吗好搞笑

2012
01:50:15,083 --> 01:50:17,849
就是有点像军大衣会配的那种帽子

2013
01:50:17,850 --> 01:50:20,050
你们你们能想象出来吗

2014
01:50:21,083 --> 01:50:21,933
哎那个太极

2015
01:50:21,933 --> 01:50:22,249
说实话

2016
01:50:22,250 --> 01:50:24,566
后来我又那个什么觉得他可爱了

2017
01:50:24,566 --> 01:50:27,249
因为那个真的我待会跟你说啊

2018
01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:28,933
你们能想出来吗

2019
01:50:35,450 --> 01:50:37,133
总之就是那种帽子

2020
01:50:37,450 --> 01:50:38,566
贼搞笑了

2021
01:50:40,883 --> 01:50:43,049
那还那个太极哎我但是我觉得

2022
01:50:43,483 --> 01:50:44,799
他好粘人好可爱哦

2023
01:50:44,800 --> 01:50:47,533
就是后来我要走了我又蹲在他旁边

2024
01:50:47,533 --> 01:50:49,599
然后然后他就一直叫你们知道吗

2025
01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:51,450
就是我一走出去他就一直叫

2026
01:50:51,450 --> 01:50:53,733
然后我一靠近他然后摸他的头

2027
01:50:53,733 --> 01:50:55,133
他就安静下来了

2028
01:50:55,283 --> 01:50:56,849
本来他是跳起来2

2029
01:50:56,850 --> 01:50:58,366
就是那个像人一样站起来

2030
01:50:58,366 --> 01:50:59,766
然后一直叫一直叫

2031
01:50:59,766 --> 01:51:01,166
然后我一摸他的头啊

2032
01:51:01,166 --> 01:51:02,599
他就安静下来那个

2033
01:51:02,733 --> 01:51:03,683
然后让我摸

2034
01:51:03,683 --> 01:51:05,049
然后我手一放下

2035
01:51:05,333 --> 01:51:07,849
拿出手机打个字他就一直叫一直

2036
01:51:08,683 --> 01:51:10,049
然后用爪子扒我

2037
01:51:10,050 --> 01:51:11,450
然后想想被摸头

2038
01:51:11,450 --> 01:51:13,200
然后一摸头他又安静了

2039
01:51:13,200 --> 01:51:14,766
好可爱呀

2040
01:51:17,366 --> 01:51:19,333
然后我走的时候

2041
01:51:19,450 --> 01:51:21,966
就我跟我那个奶奶说拜拜

2042
01:51:21,966 --> 01:51:23,249
然后我走了之后

2043
01:51:23,333 --> 01:51:25,766
然后那个那个泰迪还一直在叫

2044
01:51:26,283 --> 01:51:28,483
我已经走出去老远了他还在叫

2045
01:51:28,650 --> 01:51:30,133
不是我跟他说

2046
01:51:30,133 --> 01:51:32,249
我就跟我就跟那个狗说拜拜

2047
01:51:32,483 --> 01:51:34,333
然后他就一直叫我我就走了

2048
01:51:34,333 --> 01:51:35,333
他就一直叫

2049
01:51:35,566 --> 01:51:37,366
太可爱了吧

2050
01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:39,050
太粘人了吧

2051
01:51:39,050 --> 01:51:40,450
好想养狗啊

2052
01:51:41,283 --> 01:51:42,733
像我像猫啊

2053
01:51:42,733 --> 01:51:44,999
那什么我死在外面他都不会叫

2054
01:51:45,083 --> 01:51:49,683
哎说极端了啊确实是啊就是狗真的哎

2055
01:51:49,683 --> 01:51:51,366
我这方面还是蛮好

2056
01:51:51,566 --> 01:51:54,049
我爸当时也觉得那个狗好粘人

2057
01:51:54,166 --> 01:51:55,449
想养狗了

2058
01:52:08,133 --> 01:52:09,799
狗是比猫聪明的

2059
01:52:11,283 --> 01:52:13,283
应该猫没有那么聪明啊

2060
01:52:16,166 --> 01:52:17,766
是他是个活的多年

2061
01:52:17,766 --> 01:52:19,366
而且那个什么我

2062
01:52:19,366 --> 01:52:21,733
我当时我发微博不是说那个

2063
01:52:21,733 --> 01:52:23,483
我们一进门那个呃

2064
01:52:23,483 --> 01:52:24,566
泰迪一直叫吗

2065
01:52:24,566 --> 01:52:26,733
后来发现原来他是在凶我爸

2066
01:52:26,933 --> 01:52:29,399
这我奶奶说他那个泰迪特别讨厌

2067
01:52:29,400 --> 01:52:31,733
我爸就说那个泰迪很小的时候

2068
01:52:31,733 --> 01:52:33,966
那个泰迪已经10岁了你们知道吗

2069
01:52:33,966 --> 01:52:37,399
他说那个泰迪一岁还是多少岁的时候

2070
01:52:38,283 --> 01:52:40,883
就是那个泰迪很小的时候我爸打过他

2071
01:52:40,966 --> 01:52:42,799
就是我爸就是那个什么

2072
01:52:42,933 --> 01:52:45,566
我当时我问了一下我说你打他干嘛呢

2073
01:52:45,566 --> 01:52:47,083
他说什么那个什么

2074
01:52:47,133 --> 01:52:49,083
那个狗那什么那个什么

2075
01:52:49,166 --> 01:52:51,399
哎我忘记了他就那种拍他

2076
01:52:51,566 --> 01:52:53,366
打他屁股还是打他头啊

2077
01:52:53,483 --> 01:52:54,999
那个狗就一直很讨厌他

2078
01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:56,083
他每次来我奶奶家

2079
01:52:56,083 --> 01:52:58,366
去我奶奶家那个狗就一直狂叫他

2080
01:52:58,450 --> 01:52:59,766
太搞笑

2081
01:53:00,683 --> 01:53:03,133
啊太缺德了

2082
01:53:03,250 --> 01:53:04,883
但是但是

2083
01:53:04,966 --> 01:53:08,199
但是那个什么他们和解了大家

2084
01:53:09,000 --> 01:53:11,850
就我爸那个什么拿吃的喂了他那个

2085
01:53:11,850 --> 01:53:12,766
喂了他几口

2086
01:53:12,766 --> 01:53:16,399
那个泰迪就就又那个原谅我爸了

2087
01:53:16,400 --> 01:53:17,366
哈哈哈

2088
01:53:18,450 --> 01:53:20,600
那这句话怎么讲的这么搞笑啊

2089
01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:22,533
但是我爸那个什么

2090
01:53:22,533 --> 01:53:24,483
我爸说你看我待会喂他几个吃的

2091
01:53:24,483 --> 01:53:26,166
他就他就那个什么好了

2092
01:53:26,166 --> 01:53:27,566
就喂了他几个吃的那个

2093
01:53:27,566 --> 01:53:28,733
那个泰迪就乖了

2094
01:53:28,733 --> 01:53:30,133
就也让摸头了

2095
01:53:30,366 --> 01:53:32,999
哇塞狗的性格也太好了

2096
01:53:33,850 --> 01:53:39,366
真好和解了哈哈原谅我爸了哈哈

2097
01:53:56,283 --> 01:53:57,683
我的纸呢

2098
01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:05,200
okay

2099
01:54:22,650 --> 01:54:25,883
你们想不想先小听一下这个人头麦啊

2100
01:54:26,933 --> 01:54:29,166
就只只说一句话感受一下

2101
01:54:29,166 --> 01:54:31,083
我觉得没啥区别因为

2102
01:54:32,483 --> 01:54:36,199
我是说整整个的他那个音质没啥区别

2103
01:54:42,766 --> 01:54:43,566
NO

2104
01:55:15,916 --> 01:55:18,516
我觉得我应该有一个什么待机画面

2105
01:55:18,516 --> 01:55:19,316
哼哼

2106
01:55:21,233 --> 01:55:22,233
但是我没有

2107
01:55:51,033 --> 01:55:52,083
喂喂喂

2108
01:55:52,200 --> 01:55:53,483
有区别吗

2109
01:55:55,483 --> 01:55:57,199
为什么另外一个没声了

2110
01:56:06,116 --> 01:56:07,883
喂喂喂喂喂喂

2111
01:56:08,166 --> 01:56:09,633
是没区别是吧

2112
01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:11,566
是没区别

2113
01:56:16,316 --> 01:56:17,316
完蛋

2114
01:56:19,716 --> 01:56:22,433
不是不是我说的是那种啊

2115
01:56:22,633 --> 01:56:24,599
不是左右耳朵我说的是那种

2116
01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:26,683
就是距离很近的感觉

2117
01:56:27,116 --> 01:56:29,366
有没有那种音质上的区别

2118
01:56:29,566 --> 01:56:33,116
那种感觉离耳朵很近的感觉有吗

2119
01:56:33,316 --> 01:56:34,166
喂喂喂

2120
01:56:34,716 --> 01:56:35,516
没有吗

2121
01:56:38,883 --> 01:56:41,233
那我不知道那可能真的要调一下了

2122
01:56:43,366 --> 01:56:44,283
你好

2123
01:56:46,400 --> 01:56:47,683
有区别吗

2124
01:56:48,366 --> 01:56:50,399
我想自己听一下

2125
01:57:04,483 --> 01:57:05,716
啊啊啊喂

2126
01:57:07,233 --> 01:57:09,883
是吗我自己听也觉得没有很大区别

2127
01:57:09,883 --> 01:57:11,116
好奇怪啊

2128
01:57:21,283 --> 01:57:23,166
哎你们能听到这个的声音吗

2129
01:57:24,366 --> 01:57:26,516
喂喂喂喂能听到吗

2130
01:57:36,233 --> 01:57:37,083
喂喂喂

2131
01:57:37,116 --> 01:57:39,083
这是什么呀这为什么

2132
01:57:39,116 --> 01:57:39,916
嗯

2133
01:57:40,366 --> 01:57:41,366
能听到吗

2134
01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:43,566
看我研究的

2135
01:57:43,566 --> 01:57:44,366
sorry i didn't catch your name earlier

2136
01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:56,916
有没有那我但是

2137
01:57:57,233 --> 01:58:00,083
我觉得这个他那个没没有那么明显啊

2138
01:58:00,083 --> 01:58:02,683
没有别人我听别人的那么好听啊

2139
01:58:03,083 --> 01:58:06,833
我耳朵啊这是什么啊你这等等

2140
01:58:07,033 --> 01:58:09,633
你们感觉没感觉到吗捂耳朵

2141
01:58:12,966 --> 01:58:15,633
没啥啥也没有哎完蛋

2142
01:58:17,433 --> 01:58:18,283
再来再来一次

2143
01:58:18,683 --> 01:58:19,599
怎么回事

2144
01:58:26,683 --> 01:58:27,483
有吗

2145
01:58:35,033 --> 01:58:36,316
没感觉吗

2146
01:58:37,600 --> 01:58:38,033
哼

2147
01:58:38,033 --> 01:58:40,966
那完蛋等等我再试试别急

2148
01:59:15,683 --> 01:59:18,399
别急别别急我还没开始呢

2149
01:59:18,600 --> 01:59:21,766
我先调调我看看是不是这么调的

2150
01:59:22,600 --> 01:59:25,433
该是要用这个啊不对不对不是这个

2151
01:59:25,833 --> 01:59:27,883
应该是用这个嗯

2152
01:59:30,366 --> 01:59:31,199
这个吧

2153
01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:33,000
你把这个

2154
01:59:54,033 --> 01:59:54,516
啊

2155
01:59:54,516 --> 01:59:57,683
现在是单身的但是别急现在有区别吗

2156
02:00:17,833 --> 02:00:18,633
嗯

2157
02:00:20,566 --> 02:00:21,366
嗯

2158
02:00:24,200 --> 02:00:27,083
这个现在是左边还是右边啊

2159
02:00:37,166 --> 02:00:39,316
喂喂喂现在是右边吗

2160
02:00:39,516 --> 02:00:41,916
现在音量是不是比左边小啊

2161
02:00:42,683 --> 02:00:43,683
喂喂喂

2162
02:00:43,883 --> 02:00:46,883
现在是左边是吗哈哈哈

2163
02:00:52,283 --> 02:00:53,799
现在是左边是吗

2164
02:00:54,483 --> 02:00:54,883
对

2165
02:00:54,883 --> 02:00:58,233
我也觉得这个麦克风他右边比左边小

2166
02:00:59,433 --> 02:01:01,883
现在有现在声音怎么样呢

2167
02:01:03,166 --> 02:01:04,683
喂喂喂你好

2168
02:01:06,883 --> 02:01:08,199
还要大一点

2169
02:01:15,566 --> 02:01:16,516
喂喂喂

2170
02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,000
现在呢

2171
02:01:26,633 --> 02:01:28,116
现在还小吗

2172
02:01:30,916 --> 02:01:33,799
OK那嗯嗯等等别在那

2173
02:01:34,033 --> 02:01:36,683
那你们觉得现在听起来音质有没有

2174
02:01:36,800 --> 02:01:38,433
跟音质怎么样

2175
02:01:39,200 --> 02:01:41,083
等我自己也录一个等等啊

2176
02:01:45,633 --> 02:01:48,366
why喂喂晚上好

2177
02:01:50,716 --> 02:01:52,116
听起来怎么样

2178
02:01:54,883 --> 02:01:55,516
五

2179
02:01:55,516 --> 02:01:56,766
五个耳朵试试

2180
02:02:13,916 --> 02:02:16,033
哈哈哈哈怎么样

2181
02:02:32,033 --> 02:02:34,083
婴儿我不知道为什么声音特别小啊

2182
02:02:34,083 --> 02:02:34,883
我感觉他这

2183
02:02:34,883 --> 02:02:37,199
右边麦克风是不是有什么问题

2184
02:02:42,166 --> 02:02:46,516
1234567我给我自己听一下试试

2185
02:02:49,083 --> 02:02:50,033
好结束啊

2186
02:03:44,116 --> 02:03:44,916
hello

2187
02:03:46,283 --> 02:03:48,599
你们再听一下跟现在有区别吗

2188
02:03:49,966 --> 02:03:52,283
跟现在有区别吗

2189
02:03:58,116 --> 02:03:59,966
确确实抱歉抱歉

2190
02:04:00,516 --> 02:04:02,166
刚才没调回来

2191
02:04:02,483 --> 02:04:03,483
有区别吗

2192
02:04:03,516 --> 02:04:06,083
我自己听听试试看看

2193
02:04:10,166 --> 02:04:11,083
等等等等

2194
02:04:11,083 --> 02:04:13,433
等等等等我还没调回去

2195
02:04:19,683 --> 02:04:20,799
请稍等

2196
02:04:22,483 --> 02:04:23,566
请稍等

2197
02:04:26,233 --> 02:04:27,033
听说

2198
02:04:29,433 --> 02:04:30,283
现在好了吧

2199
02:04:30,283 --> 02:04:31,083
大家

2200
02:04:35,516 --> 02:04:36,483
这样好了吧

2201
02:04:38,316 --> 02:04:38,833
OK

2202
02:04:38,833 --> 02:04:41,399
闭个麦我们自己去听一下哈哈哈

2203
02:04:41,400 --> 02:04:43,683
我自己去听一下有什么区别

2204
02:05:46,433 --> 02:05:47,716
i'm宝贝可

2205
02:05:51,916 --> 02:05:53,283
你们觉得怎么样啊

2206
02:06:01,166 --> 02:06:01,999
君子呀

2207
02:06:05,083 --> 02:06:06,166
你好啊

2208
02:06:18,483 --> 02:06:20,116
还有很多问题呢

2209
02:06:29,233 --> 02:06:30,033
嗯

2210
02:06:32,800 --> 02:06:34,366
还有很多问题

2211
02:06:34,366 --> 02:06:35,999
比如说我觉得这个右边的

2212
02:06:36,000 --> 02:06:39,116
比左边声音小好多啊然后

2213
02:06:39,833 --> 02:06:40,883
然后

2214
02:06:41,483 --> 02:06:43,633
他给我的那个东西

2215
02:06:43,633 --> 02:06:45,883
我没有看到有任何一个支撑

2216
02:06:45,883 --> 02:06:47,833
这两个麦克风的架子

2217
02:06:48,433 --> 02:06:51,233
这没有办法支撑啊只能拿手握着

2218
02:06:54,316 --> 02:06:55,799
只能拿手端着

2219
02:07:00,283 --> 02:07:01,083
哈哈

2220
02:07:01,483 --> 02:07:03,399
别的倒是没啥

2221
02:07:03,516 --> 02:07:06,166
就是我自己听着感觉没什么区别

2222
02:07:06,283 --> 02:07:07,399
区别不大

2223
02:07:09,083 --> 02:07:13,633
问了呀之前都问了还在还在还在

2224
02:07:14,316 --> 02:07:15,566
等待

2225
02:07:18,000 --> 02:07:19,566
妈妈妈妈妈妈

2226
02:07:20,233 --> 02:07:21,033
么么

2227
02:07:23,083 --> 02:07:23,883
我听心

2228
02:07:23,883 --> 02:07:26,799
我自己都听了一下是能听到的确实

2229
02:07:30,200 --> 02:07:33,233
但是我感觉他那个塞进去啊就是

2230
02:07:33,633 --> 02:07:36,233
跟衣服摩擦声音好大呀

2231
02:07:38,283 --> 02:07:39,116
就是

2232
02:07:39,316 --> 02:07:42,766
放上去的时候首先要跟那个要那个

2233
02:07:43,116 --> 02:07:44,916
衣服的话很近

2234
02:07:53,316 --> 02:07:53,999
哼

2235
02:07:54,000 --> 02:07:56,566
谁都解贴皮肤哈哈

2236
02:08:00,083 --> 02:08:00,883
哼

2237
02:08:03,116 --> 02:08:04,716
你又很懂了

2238
02:08:10,916 --> 02:08:11,716
嗯

2239
02:08:17,800 --> 02:08:21,233
找找个那个什么好了之后找个时间

2240
02:08:21,283 --> 02:08:23,433
等弄好了再找个时间

2241
02:08:24,316 --> 02:08:25,683
然后那个什么

2242
02:08:26,166 --> 02:08:27,716
看看怎么怎么弄

2243
02:08:30,166 --> 02:08:30,966
蹦蹦

2244
02:08:34,166 --> 02:08:35,566
看看怎么弄比较好

2245
02:08:35,566 --> 02:08:38,199
还得再研究研究啊再看看

2246
02:08:38,366 --> 02:08:41,516
那什么自己现在试探试探早了去了

2247
02:08:41,633 --> 02:08:42,599
你下个月吧

2248
02:08:42,600 --> 02:08:45,366
下个月都不下一个月的话

2249
02:08:46,233 --> 02:08:48,833
下一个月吧反正这个月是不可能的

2250
02:08:48,883 --> 02:08:50,716
下个月肯定也要中下去啊

2251
02:08:50,716 --> 02:08:52,316
我得慢慢探索一下

2252
02:08:52,316 --> 02:08:55,433
那个棉签又是怎么怎么挠耳朵的

2253
02:08:55,683 --> 02:08:58,166
之类的然后这个这个怎么设置

2254
02:08:58,166 --> 02:09:00,083
不知道怎么设置啊这个

2255
02:09:02,966 --> 02:09:05,766
哎你们刚才听到有左右边的区别吗

2256
02:09:06,283 --> 02:09:08,799
刚才听到有左右边的区别了吗

2257
02:09:14,316 --> 02:09:16,366
但是右边声音特别小是吗

2258
02:09:18,116 --> 02:09:21,233
二元等1015号以后吧

2259
02:09:25,233 --> 02:09:28,199
好吧好吧明白着明白着

2260
02:09:41,083 --> 02:09:41,883
okay

2261
02:09:46,433 --> 02:09:48,116
啊那什么

2262
02:09:48,883 --> 02:09:52,883
反正到时候肯定会那个开开开个几场

2263
02:09:52,966 --> 02:09:54,999
开个一两次以后啊

2264
02:09:55,116 --> 02:09:56,716
我说的是这辈子

2265
02:09:57,033 --> 02:09:58,366
我的人生啊

2266
02:09:59,000 --> 02:10:01,000
肯定起码有两次吧

2267
02:10:23,800 --> 02:10:24,716
啊哈哈哈

2268
02:10:29,000 --> 02:10:30,116
闭一下麦啊等等

2269
02:11:04,200 --> 02:11:05,966
哦说话说话

2270
02:11:11,516 --> 02:11:12,766
没有没有没有

2271
02:11:14,966 --> 02:11:16,633
没吃东西没吃啊

2272
02:11:16,766 --> 02:11:18,366
你好你好你好

2273
02:11:18,433 --> 02:11:20,399
好了11点半了

2274
02:11:20,433 --> 02:11:22,566
等一下我先去把房间门锁一下

2275
02:11:54,283 --> 02:11:55,433
唱首歌吧

2276
02:12:15,116 --> 02:12:15,916
哼

2277
02:12:16,083 --> 02:12:18,033
哎但这首歌我有点久唱的了

2278
02:12:18,033 --> 02:12:19,366
不知道还会不会唱

2279
02:12:28,766 --> 02:12:31,199
亲亲亲你

2280
02:12:36,566 --> 02:12:37,366
嗯

2281
02:12:38,916 --> 02:12:40,766
看看我先看看伴奏

2282
02:12:54,366 --> 02:12:56,766
啊不是不是我要我要的不是这个伴

2283
02:12:56,766 --> 02:12:58,599
奏我要的不是这个伴奏

2284
02:13:00,766 --> 02:13:02,916
我要的可能是这个伴奏

2285
02:13:20,083 --> 02:13:21,566
看一下key行不行

2286
02:13:25,283 --> 02:13:28,766
i'm ready without any makeup on

2287
02:13:28,766 --> 02:13:32,916
you think i'm funny when i tell the punch line wrong

2288
02:13:32,916 --> 02:13:38,433
i know you got me so i let my walls come down down

2289
02:13:41,083 --> 02:13:44,166
before you met me i was alright

2290
02:13:44,166 --> 02:13:46,683
but things were kind of heavy

2291
02:13:46,683 --> 02:13:53,566
you brought me to life now every February you'll be my Valentine

2292
02:13:54,316 --> 02:14:00,516
Valentine let's go all the way tonight

2293
02:14:00,516 --> 02:14:04,316
no regretsjust love

2294
02:14:04,316 --> 02:14:08,716
we can dance until we die

2295
02:14:08,716 --> 02:14:13,516
you and i will be young forever

2296
02:14:13,600 --> 02:14:20,000
you make mefeel like i'm living a teenage dream

2297
02:14:20,083 --> 02:14:24,033
the way you turn me on i can't sleep

2298
02:14:24,083 --> 02:14:27,516
let's run away and don't ever look back

2299
02:14:27,516 --> 02:14:29,433
don't ever look back

2300
02:14:30,033 --> 02:14:34,116
my heart stops when you look at me

2301
02:14:34,116 --> 02:14:38,233
just one touch now baby i believe

2302
02:14:38,366 --> 02:14:39,799
this is

2303
02:14:39,800 --> 02:14:44,000
real so take a chance and don't ever look back

2304
02:14:44,000 --> 02:14:46,166
don't ever look back

2305
02:14:49,033 --> 02:14:51,566
不会啊这个应该要生3个

2306
02:14:51,566 --> 02:14:54,083
我感觉或者4个再试试呢

2307
02:14:54,083 --> 02:14:55,166
我先定一下

2308
02:15:09,200 --> 02:15:13,283
you think i'm ready without any makeup on

2309
02:15:13,283 --> 02:15:17,366
you think i'm funny when i tell the top pumps right round

2310
02:15:17,400 --> 02:15:20,166
i know you get me so i let my

2311
02:15:25,516 --> 02:15:31,199
before you met me i was alright but things were kind of heavy

2312
02:15:31,200 --> 02:15:32,766
you brought me to life

2313
02:15:32,766 --> 02:15:39,999
now every February you'll be my veryValentine Valentine

2314
02:15:40,516 --> 02:15:45,083
let's go all the way tonight

2315
02:15:45,083 --> 02:15:45,883
no regret

2316
02:15:47,166 --> 02:15:53,199
just love we can dance until we die

2317
02:15:53,233 --> 02:15:58,083
you and i will be young forever

2318
02:15:58,116 --> 02:16:04,516
you and me feel like i'm living a teenage dream

2319
02:16:04,883 --> 02:16:08,566
the way you turn me on i can't sleep

2320
02:16:08,566 --> 02:16:11,999
let's run away and don't ever look back

2321
02:16:12,000 --> 02:16:14,233
don't ever look back

2322
02:16:14,516 --> 02:16:20,966
my heart stops when you look at me just one touch

2323
02:16:20,966 --> 02:16:24,316
now baby i believe this is

2324
02:16:25,033 --> 02:16:28,366
so take a chance and don't ever look back

2325
02:16:28,366 --> 02:16:30,566
don't ever look back

2326
02:16:44,083 --> 02:16:46,599
大家可以去听这个藤井树啊

2327
02:16:46,600 --> 02:16:48,000
是藤井风啊

2328
02:16:48,316 --> 02:16:49,199
的版本

2329
02:16:50,116 --> 02:16:53,083
好好听我之前循环过无数次啊

2330
02:17:00,033 --> 02:17:00,833
嗯

2331
02:17:00,883 --> 02:17:02,366
确实好听

2332
02:17:02,483 --> 02:17:03,283
嗯

2333
02:17:17,000 --> 02:17:19,200
就是藤井说说起来很很

2334
02:17:19,366 --> 02:17:22,233
很那个什么绝对有人叫藤井说好吗

2335
02:17:23,283 --> 02:17:25,433
谢谢大奔叫的年年有福啊

2336
02:17:25,433 --> 02:17:26,766
好谢谢你

2337
02:17:28,033 --> 02:17:28,916
感谢你的支持

2338
02:17:29,366 --> 02:17:31,316
谢谢悸动战士云草的

2339
02:17:31,316 --> 02:17:33,916
正好也显示家人们要的红灯喽

2340
02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:42,833
这首歌叫teenage dream

2341
02:17:52,166 --> 02:17:52,966
嗯

2342
02:17:54,166 --> 02:17:54,999
啊

2343
02:17:56,000 --> 02:17:58,200
再唱点什么呢瞅瞅

2344
02:18:08,583 --> 02:18:09,416
Goodbye

2345
02:18:14,783 --> 02:18:16,416
有什么想听的吗

2346
02:18:41,383 --> 02:18:42,183
Woo

2347
02:18:46,533 --> 02:18:47,983
不行小三不行

2348
02:18:48,933 --> 02:18:50,066
不准小三

2349
02:19:04,616 --> 02:19:05,416
嗯

2350
02:19:06,583 --> 02:19:08,666
看看我的伴奏哦NO NO NO NO NO

2351
02:19:18,100 --> 02:19:18,900
嗯

2352
02:19:20,700 --> 02:19:21,616
走开啊

2353
02:19:25,866 --> 02:19:26,666
我看看

2354
02:19:27,416 --> 02:19:29,099
看看我的伴奏裤啊

2355
02:19:36,466 --> 02:19:37,333
外婆桥

2356
02:19:43,416 --> 02:19:44,216
嗯

2357
02:19:46,300 --> 02:19:47,100
尝尝

2358
02:19:52,533 --> 02:19:53,333
嗯

2359
02:19:54,266 --> 02:19:56,333
不行小三是付费歌曲

2360
02:19:58,383 --> 02:19:59,733
不能轻易唱

2361
02:20:09,733 --> 02:20:10,533
嗯

2362
02:20:30,783 --> 02:20:31,583
哈

2363
02:20:38,466 --> 02:20:39,816
我等等我听一下

2364
02:20:40,500 --> 02:20:42,066
是敲着心门

2365
02:20:43,216 --> 02:20:44,616
门某些雨

2366
02:20:44,983 --> 02:20:46,616
湿会了眼

2367
02:21:18,700 --> 02:21:21,333
捧天下的眼神

2368
02:21:21,666 --> 02:21:23,299
是原唱啊对不起对不起

2369
02:21:23,300 --> 02:21:24,216
最后一次

2370
02:21:56,733 --> 02:22:01,983
乌篷点纱灯岩上青石纹着新纹

2371
02:22:02,783 --> 02:22:08,266
喃喃细语时归来燕子它不等人

2372
02:22:09,383 --> 02:22:14,299
五指方扣桨蓑衣翁龙珍惜桥下绳

2373
02:22:15,066 --> 02:22:20,266
春雨连枝绣花鞋落起唢呐声

2374
02:22:20,466 --> 02:22:25,016
爆竹燃暗淡月弯弯

2375
02:22:26,616 --> 02:22:31,383
锣鼓转踏醒路长长

2376
02:22:33,016 --> 02:22:38,933
烛火晃斑驳儿时廊旁谁家白墙

2377
02:22:39,733 --> 02:22:43,616
照湿谁家闺女脸庞

2378
02:22:44,983 --> 02:22:51,099
摇啊摇15摇过春分就是外婆桥

2379
02:22:51,266 --> 02:22:55,899
盼啊盼阿嬷阿嬷地甜甜叫

2380
02:22:57,383 --> 02:23:03,383
吵啊吵米花糖挂嘴角总是吃不饱

2381
02:23:03,583 --> 02:23:08,066
美啊美小脚桥上翘啊翘

2382
02:23:23,266 --> 02:23:24,866
旁边傻蛋

2383
02:23:26,216 --> 02:23:27,133
哇吓死我

2384
02:23:31,383 --> 02:23:34,466
归来燕子它不等人

2385
02:23:35,183 --> 02:23:40,416
五指方扣桨蓑衣翁正系桥下绳

2386
02:23:41,266 --> 02:23:46,499
春雨轻敛去绣花鞋落起唢呐声

2387
02:23:46,816 --> 02:23:51,383
步儿缓踩吹得泪纷纷

2388
02:23:52,816 --> 02:23:57,466
穿弄堂望去忆满满

2389
02:23:58,933 --> 02:24:05,133
石阶上转身零落多少银铃啷喃

2390
02:24:05,900 --> 02:24:09,500
收起了多少晨与晚

2391
02:24:11,383 --> 02:24:17,266
摇啊摇15摇过秋分就是外婆桥

2392
02:24:17,466 --> 02:24:22,066
乐啊乐阿嬷阿嬷的紧紧抱

2393
02:24:23,583 --> 02:24:29,616
跳啊跳牛郎织女摇摇总是够不着

2394
02:24:29,816 --> 02:24:34,299
眨啊眨对着它们笑啊笑

2395
02:24:36,066 --> 02:24:41,899
摇啊摇15摇过春分就是外婆桥

2396
02:24:42,066 --> 02:24:46,666
盼啊盼阿嬷阿嬷的甜甜叫

2397
02:24:48,216 --> 02:24:54,183
吵啊吵米花糖挂嘴角总是吃不饱

2398
02:24:54,383 --> 02:24:58,933
美啊美小脚桥上翘啊翘

2399
02:25:56,300 --> 02:25:58,183
啊太恐怖了哎等等

2400
02:26:01,133 --> 02:26:02,583
为什么有两个

2401
02:26:03,333 --> 02:26:04,133
哎

2402
02:26:04,216 --> 02:26:05,983
哎等等哎喂

2403
02:26:07,500 --> 02:26:09,500
我的声音为什么这么奇怪啊

2404
02:26:10,066 --> 02:26:12,899
喂喂喂喂喂喂

2405
02:26:18,700 --> 02:26:19,266
喂喂哦

2406
02:26:19,266 --> 02:26:20,099
好了好了

2407
02:26:22,500 --> 02:26:23,816
谢谢大家的打call

2408
02:26:26,016 --> 02:26:28,383
谢谢就看你们的告白花束

2409
02:26:28,533 --> 02:26:29,616
谢谢你哦

2410
02:26:29,666 --> 02:26:30,583
谢谢你的支持

2411
02:26:38,383 --> 02:26:39,383
你在盯什么呢

2412
02:26:39,383 --> 02:26:41,499
他在盯着你们的弹幕在滚

2413
02:26:47,816 --> 02:26:48,016
好

2414
02:26:48,016 --> 02:26:50,816
你们在动然后他现在又开始扒屏幕了

2415
02:26:57,383 --> 02:26:58,183
you

2416
02:27:14,016 --> 02:27:16,466
太可爱了毛茸茸的

2417
02:27:18,333 --> 02:27:21,383
他舔我舌头我很喜欢把他的舌头揪住

2418
02:27:25,466 --> 02:27:28,383
然后他就会不知道发生了什么来

2419
02:27:42,016 --> 02:27:44,299
哎呀他说他舔人可痛了

2420
02:27:44,300 --> 02:27:46,783
不想被他舔太痛了

2421
02:27:47,100 --> 02:27:48,583
手肘上有倒刺

2422
02:27:53,666 --> 02:27:54,466
嗯嗯

2423
02:27:55,933 --> 02:27:57,416
鹅鹅鹅鹅

2424
02:27:57,783 --> 02:27:59,299
谢谢慢慢吃只鸡

2425
02:27:59,300 --> 02:28:02,183
嗷呜的爱心抱枕和七彩裙套

2426
02:28:02,933 --> 02:28:04,466
谢谢你呀

2427
02:28:07,100 --> 02:28:07,900
哼

2428
02:28:12,866 --> 02:28:13,666
咚咚咚

2429
02:28:16,783 --> 02:28:18,299
唱一个

2430
02:28:20,466 --> 02:28:21,266
这个吧

2431
02:28:26,416 --> 02:28:27,216
嗯嗯

2432
02:28:43,100 --> 02:28:43,900
嗯

2433
02:28:45,783 --> 02:28:49,133
转动着裙摆想被你猜

2434
02:28:49,733 --> 02:28:52,466
偷偷的张望还没戴

2435
02:28:53,866 --> 02:28:57,216
我王长太在想有你在

2436
02:28:57,816 --> 02:29:00,583
忐忑着多等待你来

2437
02:29:00,583 --> 02:29:04,183
六关花人熬一壶茶醉倒

2438
02:29:04,666 --> 02:29:08,416
即兴便能让我勒船票真懊恼

2439
02:29:08,666 --> 02:29:12,416
像风月太道江南不正好

2440
02:29:12,700 --> 02:29:16,500
撩了与我只剩购物要怎么熬

2441
02:29:16,783 --> 02:29:20,583
还是你的笑容最可爱

2442
02:29:20,933 --> 02:29:24,416
坐着在发烧别一直拆

2443
02:29:24,783 --> 02:29:28,499
阳春时有千万种姿态

2444
02:29:28,816 --> 02:29:32,416
偏偏都能闹到我醒来

2445
02:29:50,333 --> 02:29:53,699
抓一把云彩好生款待

2446
02:29:54,300 --> 02:29:56,983
呵呵的蔓延在眉黛

2447
02:29:58,333 --> 02:30:01,899
我把思念带想有你在

2448
02:30:02,583 --> 02:30:05,133
迢迢的凝视着可爱

2449
02:30:05,133 --> 02:30:08,733
流光把人泡一壶茶醉倒

2450
02:30:09,183 --> 02:30:12,983
七星剑的肉老船票真懊恼

2451
02:30:13,183 --> 02:30:17,016
相逢也太早想漫步正好

2452
02:30:17,216 --> 02:30:21,066
撩乱于我只想购物要怎么熬

2453
02:30:21,300 --> 02:30:24,983
还是你的笑容最可爱

2454
02:30:25,266 --> 02:30:28,933
托着腮发梢别一直踹

2455
02:30:29,300 --> 02:30:33,016
扬唇时有千万种姿态

2456
02:30:33,383 --> 02:30:37,099
偏偏都能挠到我醒来

2457
02:30:37,466 --> 02:30:41,333
还是你的笑容最可爱

2458
02:30:41,500 --> 02:30:45,016
托纸腮发梢别一枝钗

2459
02:30:45,466 --> 02:30:49,066
阳春时有千万种姿态

2460
02:30:49,500 --> 02:30:53,300
偏偏都能闹到我醒来

2461
02:30:54,466 --> 02:31:01,183
哎呀哎呀

2462
02:31:02,700 --> 02:31:09,183
哎呀哎呀

2463
02:31:16,900 --> 02:31:19,183
嗯谁在说我口哨技术差

2464
02:31:19,183 --> 02:31:21,216
搞得我那个有一个字都没跟上

2465
02:31:21,216 --> 02:31:22,299
给我气的

2466
02:31:28,066 --> 02:31:28,983
哪里差

2467
02:31:39,183 --> 02:31:40,266
给我气的

2468
02:31:40,900 --> 02:31:42,783
我之前唱那个

2469
02:31:43,100 --> 02:31:44,866
唱这首歌口哨都是

2470
02:31:50,016 --> 02:31:51,816
现在可是有声的了

2471
02:31:54,900 --> 02:31:55,783
等等等等

2472
02:32:14,183 --> 02:32:15,299
这个还不是很熟练

2473
02:32:15,300 --> 02:32:17,783
但是我那个什么长音听听

2474
02:32:19,983 --> 02:32:21,583
等等等现在有点紧张啊

2475
02:32:29,933 --> 02:32:31,099
这还不够响

2476
02:32:31,216 --> 02:32:32,583
这还不够响吗

2477
02:32:38,216 --> 02:32:39,533
你们说这

2478
02:32:40,183 --> 02:32:42,666
弹幕里指不定多少人还没有我吹的响

2479
02:32:42,666 --> 02:32:43,466
呢

2480
02:32:50,866 --> 02:32:53,466
你们自己承认吧我求你们了

2481
02:32:53,866 --> 02:32:57,383
承认吧很多人没有我厉害的

2482
02:33:00,066 --> 02:33:01,666
水低音我也会啊

2483
02:33:05,016 --> 02:33:06,133
啊好痛好痛好痛

2484
02:33:06,333 --> 02:33:08,099
改天吧改天吧太痛了

2485
02:33:09,900 --> 02:33:10,783
我不相信

2486
02:33:11,216 --> 02:33:14,299
下次连麦就搞这个鼻孔上

2487
02:33:15,266 --> 02:33:16,899
真是服了

2488
02:33:24,066 --> 02:33:24,866
嗯

2489
02:33:28,783 --> 02:33:29,616
等一下等一下

2490
02:33:29,783 --> 02:33:32,983
我在想的记住记住记住这啊记住这

2491
02:33:40,216 --> 02:33:42,299
这才是我真实的水准好吧

2492
02:33:47,533 --> 02:33:50,333
不是是有高手啊但是

2493
02:33:50,816 --> 02:33:52,299
有很多人不会吹口哨

2494
02:33:52,300 --> 02:33:53,100
你看你看

2495
02:33:53,100 --> 02:33:54,300
反正我是说这个弹

2496
02:33:54,300 --> 02:33:55,783
幕里很多人不会吹口哨

2497
02:34:01,666 --> 02:34:02,216
啊为什么

2498
02:34:02,216 --> 02:34:03,816
现在发挥不是很稳定啊

2499
02:34:03,816 --> 02:34:05,099
可能今天有点疲惫

2500
02:34:05,100 --> 02:34:07,416
改天状态好的时候再给大家展示

2501
02:34:07,416 --> 02:34:08,533
百分百的我

2502
02:34:11,816 --> 02:34:13,099
哇太响了吧

2503
02:34:16,500 --> 02:34:18,583
很响很响很响的说

2504
02:34:27,416 --> 02:34:28,733
请调整出气口要小

2505
02:34:40,666 --> 02:34:41,333
不行不行啊

2506
02:34:41,333 --> 02:34:43,666
找不着找不着找不着找不着

2507
02:34:45,183 --> 02:34:46,333
找不着找不着

2508
02:34:46,616 --> 02:34:49,583
现在已经是那个什么最最最大限度了

2509
02:34:49,583 --> 02:34:51,016
现在已经是最大限度

2510
02:34:51,016 --> 02:34:52,333
已经是那个

2511
02:34:52,533 --> 02:34:55,383
呃能做到的最好的那个程度了

2512
02:34:59,700 --> 02:35:01,066
关掉滤镜看看

2513
02:35:08,016 --> 02:35:09,016
算了算了算了

2514
02:35:09,383 --> 02:35:10,183
累了

2515
02:35:10,300 --> 02:35:15,500
so so i'm in love with all my soul soul of the fall

2516
02:35:20,066 --> 02:35:25,416
700了60%都冰干碎吧起码

2517
02:35:35,383 --> 02:35:36,183
鹅

2518
02:35:44,933 --> 02:35:46,333
关掉滤镜顺眼吗

2519
02:35:46,466 --> 02:35:47,866
这个没没什么的

2520
02:35:47,866 --> 02:35:50,066
我我也觉得开了滤镜不是特别好看

2521
02:35:50,416 --> 02:35:51,216
那为什么

2522
02:35:51,216 --> 02:35:52,583
可能是我觉得我的色调

2523
02:35:52,583 --> 02:35:54,066
是不是不太适合滤镜呢

2524
02:35:54,066 --> 02:35:56,066
可能我太整个人太白了

2525
02:35:56,066 --> 02:35:57,699
就是头发衣服都

2526
02:35:59,183 --> 02:36:02,299
没有别人那么适合开滤镜啊总感觉

2527
02:36:03,300 --> 02:36:06,016
有的人开滤镜就就会好很好看

2528
02:36:10,183 --> 02:36:11,383
可能是这个原因

2529
02:36:27,816 --> 02:36:30,733
现在感觉还行吗好的呢

2530
02:36:35,616 --> 02:36:37,016
好了拜拜大家

2531
02:36:45,583 --> 02:36:49,733
撒油啦啦苏白天鹅饼干水哈哈哈

2532
02:37:06,733 --> 02:37:08,866
咱们明天咱们后天见

2533
02:37:14,900 --> 02:37:22,933
timmmmmmmmmm

2534
02:37:33,666 --> 02:37:37,383
walking on the beach

2535
02:37:43,100 --> 02:37:45,383
give me no call me no

2536
02:37:46,900 --> 02:37:50,216
i only have to get there you gotta

2537
02:38:01,383 --> 02:38:02,866
明天吗嗯

2538
02:38:02,866 --> 02:38:05,816
其实如果我明天工作完成的顺利的话

2539
02:38:05,816 --> 02:38:07,066
明天也能见

2540
02:38:12,466 --> 02:38:14,016
我能完成顺利吧

2541
02:38:41,983 --> 02:38:42,666
我想

2542
02:38:42,666 --> 02:38:43,466
嗯

2543
02:38:45,983 --> 02:38:46,933
啊忘记了

2544
02:38:54,933 --> 02:38:55,733
是这个吗

2545
02:38:58,983 --> 02:38:59,783
不是

2546
02:39:01,133 --> 02:39:02,099
怎么啦

2547
02:39:04,466 --> 02:39:05,533
暴雪怎么了

2548
02:39:05,533 --> 02:39:06,816
发生什么事了

2549
02:39:06,816 --> 02:39:09,533
好像主播也有隐隐约约有听说

2550
02:39:11,066 --> 02:39:12,583
哦暴雪和谁是吧

2551
02:39:12,583 --> 02:39:16,266
等等别等等主播来看那那什么说一下

2552
02:39:16,466 --> 02:39:18,266
暴雪和王毅

2553
02:39:20,333 --> 02:39:21,699
吵架了是吧

2554
02:39:25,216 --> 02:39:27,899
那你们玩不了那个游戏了吗会

2555
02:39:41,266 --> 02:39:42,583
哼那是

2556
02:39:47,900 --> 02:39:48,983
真的玩不了了吗

2557
02:39:48,983 --> 02:39:50,666
那你们玩不了炉石了吗

2558
02:39:50,666 --> 02:39:52,216
炉石不是挺火的吗

2559
02:39:53,983 --> 02:39:56,466
那要玩的人不是很可惜吗

2560
02:40:06,183 --> 02:40:07,583
那也太那个了吧

2561
02:40:14,983 --> 02:40:16,416
那真的很多人会申请

2562
02:40:16,416 --> 02:40:19,266
一个很喜欢的游戏啊哇塞

2563
02:40:21,616 --> 02:40:24,583
可以外服玩但是会失去自己的账号吗

2564
02:40:24,583 --> 02:40:25,699
对呀对呀

2565
02:40:26,466 --> 02:40:28,133
玩家好可怜我

2566
02:40:29,666 --> 02:40:31,866
为什么你们很恨如实吗

2567
02:40:36,533 --> 02:40:38,733
你们是恨炉石还是恨暴雪啊

2568
02:40:39,616 --> 02:40:40,466
好吧

2569
02:40:47,300 --> 02:40:48,333
好吧好吧

2570
02:40:52,983 --> 02:40:55,299
好吧那只能说祝他

2571
02:40:56,533 --> 02:41:00,333
点点给大家点一个嗯好运来好了

2572
02:41:10,416 --> 02:41:14,299
好运来祝你好运来

2573
02:41:14,416 --> 02:41:15,699
大家那个什么

2574
02:41:16,016 --> 02:41:19,016
大家还能找到别的很喜欢的游戏吧

2575
02:41:22,983 --> 02:41:24,983
祝大家早日找到替代品

2576
02:41:25,666 --> 02:41:27,133
狠狠的替代他

2577
02:41:27,583 --> 02:41:30,733
找到更喜欢的游戏狠狠的呃充

2578
02:41:30,933 --> 02:41:32,133
充充钱

2579
02:41:33,466 --> 02:41:35,299
进行一个充

2580
02:41:36,216 --> 02:41:38,816
然后让他赚不到这个钱狠狠的难过天

2581
02:41:38,816 --> 02:41:41,983
好运来你勤劳生活美

2582
02:41:42,300 --> 02:41:44,216
你健康春常在

2583
02:41:44,616 --> 02:41:48,533
你一生的忙碌为了笑逐颜开

2584
02:41:49,983 --> 02:41:51,416
打个中国结

2585
02:41:51,933 --> 02:41:53,933
请春风剪个彩

2586
02:41:54,266 --> 02:41:58,699
愿祖国的日月年年好运来一

2587
02:41:58,733 --> 02:42:00,699
方舞台s c b是什么呀

2588
02:42:03,666 --> 02:42:04,466
手抓饼

2589
02:42:08,933 --> 02:42:12,266
运来祝你好运来

2590
02:42:12,383 --> 02:42:16,466
好运带来了喜和爱

2591
02:42:16,700 --> 02:42:20,783
好运来我们好运来

2592
02:42:21,016 --> 02:42:25,383
迎着好运兴旺发达通四海

2593
02:42:27,533 --> 02:42:28,783
嘿嘿嘿

2594
02:42:29,816 --> 02:42:30,866
嘿嘿嘿

2595
02:42:40,383 --> 02:42:44,383
愿善良的人们天天好运来

2596
02:42:44,383 --> 02:42:48,499
你勤劳生活美你健康春常在

2597
02:42:48,900 --> 02:42:52,933
你一生的忙碌为了笑逐颜开

2598
02:42:54,266 --> 02:42:58,183
打个中国结请春风剪个彩

2599
02:42:58,816 --> 02:43:02,099
愿祖国来来

2600
02:43:04,666 --> 02:43:06,216
这种不可以让他退款吗

2601
02:43:06,216 --> 02:43:07,816
那你们的账号都没有了

2602
02:43:07,816 --> 02:43:11,183
福的家园迎来百花盛开

2603
02:43:12,383 --> 02:43:16,533
好运来祝你好运来

2604
02:43:16,783 --> 02:43:20,666
好运带来了喜和爱

2605
02:43:20,733 --> 02:43:22,866
里面花了很多钱的人怎么办啊

2606
02:43:23,216 --> 02:43:26,583
有没有花了几万十几万的怎么办哦

2607
02:43:31,666 --> 02:43:33,783
你好运来

2608
02:43:33,900 --> 02:43:37,900
好运带来了喜和爱

2609
02:43:38,183 --> 02:43:42,216
好运来我们好运来

2610
02:43:42,466 --> 02:43:46,533
迎着好运兴旺发达通四海

2611
02:43:50,583 --> 02:43:51,983
哎好吧

2612
02:44:00,783 --> 02:44:02,616
哈哈哈

2613
02:44:02,700 --> 02:44:04,300
哈哈哎

2614
02:44:04,783 --> 02:44:06,299
你说的很有道理

2615
02:44:06,783 --> 02:44:08,333
不然别也不退款

2616
02:44:08,616 --> 02:44:09,416
好吧

2617
02:44:10,500 --> 02:44:12,616
我还下载了炉石呢

2618
02:44:14,383 --> 02:44:15,299
白下了

2619
02:44:16,533 --> 02:44:19,499
还没打开过呢全新啊99新

2620
02:44:27,183 --> 02:44:28,783
看我下载到哪的呀

2621
02:44:39,333 --> 02:44:42,216
我看看我得看看在哪啊嗯嗯

2622
02:44:44,583 --> 02:44:45,383
找不着

2623
02:44:55,666 --> 02:44:56,699
上坡再走吧

2624
02:45:03,700 --> 02:45:05,016
中不中中不中啊

2625
02:45:05,383 --> 02:45:06,666
大拇指找吧

2626
02:45:19,583 --> 02:45:21,066
爸妈回来了

2627
02:45:21,983 --> 02:45:23,299
听到声音了

2628
02:45:26,900 --> 02:45:28,983
是时候说再见了

2629
02:45:28,983 --> 02:45:29,783
大家

2630
02:45:37,466 --> 02:45:39,183
说什么说再见

2631
02:45:41,616 --> 02:45:43,583
虽然我也很难过

2632
02:45:43,583 --> 02:45:44,666
但是

2633
02:45:45,133 --> 02:45:48,466
我们终于还是走到了这一步

2634
02:45:50,133 --> 02:45:51,866
走到了12点

2635
02:45:52,216 --> 02:45:54,583
谢谢大笨象的情书暗雪

2636
02:45:54,666 --> 02:45:55,666
这样越没人要的

2637
02:45:55,666 --> 02:45:56,466
打call

2638
02:45:57,100 --> 02:45:59,066
谢谢谢谢

2639
02:45:59,583 --> 02:46:00,383
嗯

2640
02:46:28,500 --> 02:46:28,816
do you

2641
02:46:28,816 --> 02:46:31,783
下播也太早了吧我的生活好好规律啊

2642
02:46:31,783 --> 02:46:33,866
现在步入正轨了一样

2643
02:46:40,900 --> 02:46:43,333
你们是觉得这样规律点好还是觉得

2644
02:46:43,383 --> 02:46:44,866
播播的久更好

2645
02:46:45,900 --> 02:46:47,583
你们你们的理想时间是

2646
02:46:47,583 --> 02:46:49,016
一天看多少个小时

2647
02:46:49,016 --> 02:46:50,983
我的直播和多少个小时

2648
02:46:50,983 --> 02:46:52,216
管人所有

2649
02:46:52,266 --> 02:46:54,099
呃主播加起来的时长

2650
02:46:54,900 --> 02:46:55,700
是多少

2651
02:46:56,733 --> 02:46:59,183
两个问题啊请分别回答一下

2652
02:47:13,983 --> 02:47:15,383
24有点离谱

2653
02:47:15,783 --> 02:47:17,266
正常点好吗

2654
02:47:23,100 --> 02:47:25,016
可七八小时也太恐怖了

2655
02:47:40,783 --> 02:47:42,583
前段时间还有别的事情

2656
02:47:47,616 --> 02:47:48,866
暂时是没有

2657
02:47:49,333 --> 02:47:50,333
失去啊

2658
02:47:51,016 --> 02:47:53,699
这个事情感觉这个还还早啊

2659
02:47:54,100 --> 02:47:56,266
就去热情这样的事情

2660
02:47:56,866 --> 02:47:59,066
等1,000年以后吧

2661
02:48:35,583 --> 02:48:36,783
bye bye

2662
02:48:38,616 --> 02:48:41,099
或者还有还有什么想听我唱的吗

2663
02:48:41,100 --> 02:48:42,733
可以最后再唱一两个

2664
02:49:00,783 --> 02:49:01,583
那个

2665
02:49:20,466 --> 02:49:21,183
嗯

2666
02:49:21,183 --> 02:49:23,733
孤独摇滚我发现那首歌还蛮好听的

2667
02:49:23,733 --> 02:49:24,699
我看看

2668
02:49:26,183 --> 02:49:27,099
嗯

2669
02:49:28,183 --> 02:49:30,266
啊忘记收藏了我看看

2670
02:49:36,700 --> 02:49:40,183
哪个呢一个一个找找看吧

2671
02:50:10,616 --> 02:50:11,416
分成

2672
02:50:21,016 --> 02:50:22,066
哦这个这个

2673
02:50:27,333 --> 02:50:29,266
这个前面觉得还蛮好听的

2674
02:50:32,300 --> 02:50:34,266
有个有喜欢这个的吗

2675
02:50:35,066 --> 02:50:39,416
does it call me move so thin like kill again

2676
02:50:56,266 --> 02:50:57,866
这首歌叫卡拉卡拉

2677
02:51:09,183 --> 02:51:10,133
这首歌

2678
02:51:10,500 --> 02:51:11,900
喜欢的程度是

2679
02:51:13,666 --> 02:51:16,499
我想重重新把它捡起来看了

2680
02:51:16,783 --> 02:51:17,583
感觉

2681
02:51:18,016 --> 02:51:19,416
很触动到我

2682
02:51:34,783 --> 02:51:36,066
这个我这个

2683
02:51:36,066 --> 02:51:37,783
这个动画我只看到第6集

2684
02:51:37,783 --> 02:51:39,466
好像就没再看了

2685
02:51:43,583 --> 02:51:45,583
你们没有人最喜欢这首吗

2686
02:51:50,133 --> 02:51:52,899
你们不是都看过了吗还想看

2687
02:51:53,100 --> 02:51:54,533
我们万里

2688
02:51:55,666 --> 02:51:56,866
激动魔力

2689
02:51:57,783 --> 02:51:59,583
弗里卡尔里

2690
02:51:59,933 --> 02:52:01,699
谢谢耶和梨的

2691
02:52:01,783 --> 02:52:04,299
告白桦树和花花花和小花

2692
02:52:04,300 --> 02:52:05,533
谢谢你哦

2693
02:52:06,216 --> 02:52:07,416
谢谢谢

2694
02:52:07,783 --> 02:52:08,983
谢你的支持

2695
02:52:09,500 --> 02:52:12,100
don't say don't call come on

2696
02:52:13,066 --> 02:52:14,899
don't let go me die

2697
02:52:15,700 --> 02:52:17,100
你已经恋爱

2698
02:52:17,983 --> 02:52:18,299
把

2699
02:52:18,300 --> 02:52:21,783
哇你们才刚看完就又想看第二遍啊

2700
02:52:22,733 --> 02:52:25,133
我感觉一般来说要缓缓

2701
02:52:25,133 --> 02:52:27,983
然后才会就是二刷这样

2702
02:52:37,666 --> 02:52:39,299
喜欢星座我听一下

2703
02:52:41,616 --> 02:52:42,783
反正这个是

2704
02:52:46,533 --> 02:52:48,899
他这个前面多好听啊这个前面

2705
02:52:51,816 --> 02:52:53,416
这这这个

2706
02:52:54,100 --> 02:52:55,300
主歌这里

2707
02:52:56,066 --> 02:52:57,183
好好听哦

2708
02:52:58,933 --> 02:53:01,866
那最后一起看看吧你们想看吗

2709
02:53:01,866 --> 02:53:03,016
想看的扣一

2710
02:53:05,583 --> 02:53:06,666
这里好好听啊

2711
02:53:11,733 --> 02:53:13,299
我一个人只能扣一次

2712
02:53:22,933 --> 02:53:24,583
不要那个不要那个

2713
02:53:24,866 --> 02:53:26,816
弄好几次啊就一次就一次

2714
02:53:57,500 --> 02:53:58,666
这有没有视频啊

2715
02:53:58,666 --> 02:53:59,783
看看视频啊

2716
02:53:59,783 --> 02:54:03,299
感觉有的时候视频更能传达那个那个

2717
02:54:03,666 --> 02:54:05,583
看视频才能get到

2718
02:54:14,733 --> 02:54:16,666
我最孤独嘅话

2719
02:54:16,733 --> 02:54:17,666
的腹肌

2720
02:54:18,583 --> 02:54:21,583
摸索过你基本默契

2721
02:54:23,866 --> 02:54:24,666
看看啊

2722
02:54:25,266 --> 02:54:27,699
飘逸的塔图娜鲁卡

2723
02:54:27,700 --> 02:54:31,266
约定秘籍哆娜尼

2724
02:54:31,266 --> 02:54:37,266
三达是神秘给我寄托仔细看那一口气

2725
02:54:37,583 --> 02:54:40,099
那么多年好难

2726
02:54:40,216 --> 02:54:41,016
好好

2727
02:54:41,016 --> 02:54:41,983
我在找了

2728
02:54:53,666 --> 02:54:56,666
style at that easia

2729
02:55:04,466 --> 02:55:06,066
啊这里我听过了

2730
02:55:43,500 --> 02:55:46,333
摩斯图图点燃了自己

2731
02:55:47,183 --> 02:55:50,099
摩梭玻璃几百m波青

2732
02:55:50,616 --> 02:55:55,466
卡给我听得有陆尼玛吉的卡古娜丽

2733
02:55:55,983 --> 02:55:57,816
卡也给你听

2734
02:56:22,933 --> 02:56:23,733
啊啊

2735
02:56:26,616 --> 02:56:27,416
啊

2736
02:56:31,783 --> 02:56:33,183
快点下手了魔力大师

2737
02:56:45,133 --> 02:56:48,266
懂了你马步西口别摸

2738
02:56:53,016 --> 02:56:54,816
喜哥是唱歌的这个吗

2739
02:56:57,300 --> 02:57:00,416
明让你别再为我红灯了光头强了

2740
02:57:00,866 --> 02:57:02,583
是我卡卡过英格兰克了

2741
02:57:18,983 --> 02:57:20,299
Haija Ka

2742
02:57:23,066 --> 02:57:36,783
Mata

2743
02:57:41,466 --> 02:57:42,266
na

2744
02:57:45,816 --> 02:57:46,616
na

2745
02:57:50,133 --> 02:57:51,099
na na

2746
02:57:55,500 --> 02:58:04,533
阿斯玛等s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s

2747
02:58:05,466 --> 02:58:07,983
粉色头发的这个人叫波吉吗

2748
02:58:08,016 --> 02:58:09,699
波波起唱

2749
02:58:10,266 --> 02:58:11,499
他唱过吗

2750
02:58:11,583 --> 02:58:13,133
他有唱过歌吗

2751
02:58:24,500 --> 02:58:25,866
他有唱过吗

2752
02:58:26,333 --> 02:58:27,133
啊哈

2753
02:58:30,216 --> 02:58:31,899
没有吗哎

2754
02:58:35,300 --> 02:58:36,333
这有什么

2755
02:58:46,900 --> 02:58:49,300
t na na

2756
02:58:52,900 --> 02:58:58,616
na na na na na

2757
02:58:59,383 --> 02:59:01,783
你有三大泪都有了

2758
02:59:02,333 --> 02:59:03,783
撕那一大堆

2759
02:59:04,383 --> 02:59:07,783
厚度看那一点我可感动了

2760
02:59:07,783 --> 02:59:09,733
你把故事告别

2761
02:59:09,733 --> 02:59:11,016
谢谢你可以那个错

2762
02:59:11,016 --> 02:59:12,183
一个小花花

2763
02:59:12,183 --> 02:59:13,899
放上一件金格子的小花花

2764
02:59:13,900 --> 02:59:16,266
就像萌萌的两个团圆扇

2765
02:59:16,616 --> 02:59:17,499
谢谢谢谢

2766
02:59:21,866 --> 02:59:22,816
蹭过吗

2767
02:59:24,616 --> 02:59:26,099
上集结尾去了

2768
02:59:26,700 --> 02:59:28,983
i'm not that i don't put on you

2769
02:59:28,983 --> 02:59:30,466
i'm more naive

2770
02:59:30,466 --> 02:59:33,533
i'm more cheat and naive

2771
02:59:34,700 --> 02:59:39,666
tequila key lady

2772
02:59:41,100 --> 02:59:41,583
看了不看了

2773
02:59:41,583 --> 02:59:43,583
等我到时候看的时候一起看

2774
02:59:45,933 --> 02:59:50,299
那就拜拜了大家明天或者后天见

2775
02:59:50,583 --> 02:59:55,383
don't ask myself

2776
03:00:05,266 --> 03:00:06,866
true here we go up

2777
03:00:09,933 --> 03:00:10,733
to the

2778
03:00:13,183 --> 03:00:15,699
dance

2779
03:00:21,816 --> 03:00:23,066
再见喽

2780
03:00:27,583 --> 03:00:28,933
再见喽

2781
03:00:37,333 --> 03:00:39,066
i'll be your kind of girl

2782
03:00:39,333 --> 03:00:40,783
boy could have my girl

2783
03:00:41,066 --> 03:00:42,933
cause you're my star

2784
03:00:45,266 --> 03:00:46,533
caught

2785
03:00:54,016 --> 03:00:55,583
in my style

2786
03:01:02,016 --> 03:01:04,266
tiny

2787
03:01:08,416 --> 03:01:09,699
tonight

2788
03:01:21,783 --> 03:01:24,383
SOLO