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啊怎么音量这么小啊

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啊你好你好晚上好阿斯基啊

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红包啊

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你看我电台跟直播明明就一模一样

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我找灯啊充个电啊给手机我看看

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互相确认一下你有多少电50%你呢

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23%你呢 90%

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好我是

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温秋瑞 177的岁几啊

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孙杨啊在这个星期六的晚上

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大家呃齐聚直播间有没有男女朋友嗯

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就不得而知了

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但是今天咱们还是要唱5首

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跟恋爱相关的歌歌曲

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然后就开始

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怎么样

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会不会攻击性太强了

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再说要开始机器啊酷酷回了啊

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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living like the typical girls

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so take my hand and join me singing

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hey hey hey okay

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the world is ours machine machine high

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hello dancing on the top to Mars

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那退款吗

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别friend my very best friend

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my very best friend

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my very best friend

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my very best friend

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cause we're so

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far gone

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什么意思是饼干最没让小碎哈哈哈

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你们的心不会痛吗

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但是啊你们看到

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别人哭心不会痛吗

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有没有共情能力啊

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太残忍了大家

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主播的一片真心换来的就是这些嗯

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主播你们大家平时说自己那个什么

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呃什么一毛了

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说什么工作太辛苦了啊

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主播都是很心疼的在安慰大家你们呢

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啊你们呢

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你们

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你们你们

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就知道这这个这样那样那样的欺负人

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哼

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切割啊把坏饼干都切割了

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留下一些会心疼人的好好男人

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有没有好男人啊这个直播间有的吧

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呃缺点也不是不行

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只要好男人嘛

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啊我希望这个什么啊

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比例控制在好饼干和坏饼干

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比例控制在9:1吧

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好吧如果也不是那个什么百分百的

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啊

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你是好饼干吗

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啊有时候是吧

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在观察

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康巴给米塔克拉德多吉多吉

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大咖红旗

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大树爱的摩托车

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摩托大家明天我那个什么就呃

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你的总督啊

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谢谢你没哭的总督啊谢谢太感谢了

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掐大米喽

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明天8点啊

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快快记得去听我唱歌啊咱们求有关哈

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听到了吗

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当然没有小三了

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怎么可以有小三

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唱完后会开台吗

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开

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啊到时候看啊那个

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我唱什么歌这个肯定不能透露吧

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很小吗哎呀

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哎呀

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鸡皮疙瘩起来了

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我坐的上还有还有还有还有鸡翅

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还有吃肯德基剩下的鸡翅

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自我介绍想好了吗

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呃

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大家好我是温秋

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若177的岁极速一呃喜欢唱歌和人聊天

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啊真心话

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换来一句主播的鸡皮疙瘩郁郁了啊

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你等等我换个music

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哎呀我没有那种嗯比较那种的music

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你们要放些什么啊

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我觉得大家

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我说实话

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我觉得这个音乐非常的影响啊

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受不了

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就是放这种音乐你甚至没有办法

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那个用我现在这个声音说话

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变态大姐

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啊那我别阴阳怪气啊

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啊

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啊我平时挺想他家的啊只是我不说

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爸

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可以了吧

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啊知道吧

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这是我最后一次说下播

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其实我也不知道自己会不会下播

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哈哈哈就是看那个什么嗯呃看呃

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播太久那个什么呢

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播太久确实那个什么

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大家也应该早点睡我也应该早点睡

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就是

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所以说稍稍微早点下播也挺好

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那我一个人说也太尴尬了吧

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也太更羞耻了

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我哥哥哪来的

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哎他们怎么能忍受在这这

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我进去的时机不对

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放屁你们这么放

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晚安的晚安也太随便啊

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你这不是晚安了又怎么不随便

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我在念晚安的笔画哈哈

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我在念晚安的笔画

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你画错了吗

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好像有到笔画哎我我没有那个什么

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到呃那个温柔你看这个BGM

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比如说我说晚安哦

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你也不觉得有多温柔啊对吧

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但是你你给我等等

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不是吧视频了吗好吧

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说实话主播是我看的里面最温柔的了

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嘻嘻救命

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跟你们说

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真的是BGM的问题给我等着啊

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哼

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little girls so take my hand and join me

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啊晚安吗晚安的晚安哦

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晚安

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大家晚安

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怎么样是不是很温柔

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说实话

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这不好吗哎好吧那就再留一会好了

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既然大家这么想继续看我的直播的话

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啊也可以再播一会呢

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嗯只要你能睡着的话

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嗯小碎播到明天早上也可以哦

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能哄你睡觉吗好啊好啊

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从前有座山

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山里有座庙

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庙里有个和尚

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然后我就忘了

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well how could we have known

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i'll tell them it's true

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这么简陋哪里简陋了

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na na na

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you keep adding stones soon the water will be lost in the well

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lost in the well

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还有什么需要温情的吗

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没有需要温情的我就要切了啊

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我就切回之前的BGM了

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说实话我现在在直播

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但是我已经在想待会点什么外卖吃了

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这是我今天

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播之前

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我还在想说今天一定不要再吃外卖了

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还说搞笑女士哈滚

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不行

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这么说

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主播我说了我是什么都可以的好吧

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主播是

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嗯又甜又酷懂吧

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都可以

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电池撞破了能温情的安慰你吗

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加油

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哈哈哈

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啊加油

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嗯

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去看医生好吗

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嗯

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没有嘲笑没有嘲笑

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我只是刚才突然想起了一件

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要努力工作的人

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努力的你很耀眼哦

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希望撤了

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and no one's ever burned you

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nothing's ever left you scarred

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and even though you want to

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主播主打的就是一个温柔

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主播一般直播4个小时

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3-4个小时

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没有钢厂可是少了主播

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如果大家身上有这么多问题的话

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主播呃小岁也不是不能够

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为了大家去学习这方面的知识

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让大家有

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另一方面的问题我也愿意去了解要要

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要怎么才能治疗

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就像大家这样说的难克顺受

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就像这个痔疮一样的

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为你千千万万遍

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替你做手术你滚吧你啊对不起

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这种事情

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有的事情还是不能别人代劳的

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今天没有遇到不开心的事情

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但是主播可以温馨的安慰你一下吗

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啊好啊

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虽然你说今天没有遇到不开心的事情

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但是感觉今天应该对你来说

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是比较平凡的一天

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所以说才会需要安慰吧

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没关系我永远在这个直播间等你哦

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等你感到不开心的时候

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就可以向我寻求安慰啊

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或者是来这里得到一些快乐的时光

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祝你天天开心

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我就算不能天天开心也祝你常常开心

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天呐我也太温柔了吧快说啊

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钻戒什么也没钻能对你说辛苦了吗

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辛苦了嗯

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好了该你们了

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我想温柔那个可是

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爽面奶

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就点外卖的话啊

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半个小时肯德基就能到了

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但现在我点外卖的

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love that's magic

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i'll wait

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i'll wait for your love

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送我吃吗

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我真我真的面临着被我妈骂的风险

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而且离上一次被骂还这么近

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要被骂死了

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啊晚上好晚上好

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辛苦了呢

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不那个辣

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我从来不吃鸡架

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加个鸡翅

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肯德基的可乐是可口可乐吧

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那要不要再来一个

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再来一个

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奥尔良鸡翅

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come to the table

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to lay your burdens down

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那要不要再加一个

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哈哈哈

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再加个顺带嗯

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奥尔良好吃呀

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但是吃一个就差不多了

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谢谢就爱看世纪所以的快乐妈妈菜啊

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谢谢你啊

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谢谢好吃的可乐菜谢谢你啊

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那你说要不要再加个老北京鸡肉卷

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and you feel like falling down

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may you stand

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stand your

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哈哈哈谢谢好事的

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可能这两天不行吗

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好我没吃过肯德基的那个

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may you stand

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stand your ground

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想吃家里面要的快乐水

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西门牙开的小花

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能一朵的小花心心的粉丝那么还

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以为我点了这么多

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你点了和主播一样多了

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不是真有人能吃这么多吗

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不可能吧

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你们的你们的极限是在哪啊大家

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我有点好奇啊

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我想想啊

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你感觉你能真的假的

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我是我都不知道我说了多少东西

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我把我知道

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的肯德基所有的东西都往里面说了

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蛋挞老百姓鸡肉卷两个汉一个汉堡

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两顿鸡翅

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两个汉堡一个pad两顿鸡翅一顿吗

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all my friend

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但是吃桶又吃不完很烦呢很烦呢

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我觉得很多那种

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to hear you knocking at my door

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什么东西哦