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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:36,450
+可能会孤独
+
+2
+00:01:33,933 --> 00:01:36,599
+我想你到底哪里活动
+
+3
+00:02:27,366 --> 00:02:29,283
+once again La La
+
+4
+00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:35,050
+La La La La
+
+5
+00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:42,366
+tonight i'll let my ego
+
+6
+00:02:42,366 --> 00:02:45,333
+tonight i'll feel more than you'll ever know tonight
+
+7
+00:02:47,883 --> 00:02:53,483
+i'll let my ego
+
+8
+00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:06,966
+嗯
+
+9
+00:04:07,566 --> 00:04:09,083
+哎等一下
+
+10
+00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,599
+哈喽哈喽大家晚上好
+
+11
+00:04:12,566 --> 00:04:14,533
+你们是不是听不到BGM啊
+
+12
+00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:18,449
+你们能听到BGM吗
+
+13
+00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,883
+晚上好晚上好晚上好大家
+
+14
+00:04:28,683 --> 00:04:29,483
+哎
+
+15
+00:04:33,883 --> 00:04:37,083
+嗯嗯哒哒哒哒哒
+
+16
+00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:38,333
+我看看啊
+
+17
+00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:46,166
+这是为什么呢
+
+18
+00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:49,083
+别急别急啊我看看
+
+19
+00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:51,733
+没问题啊
+
+20
+00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:54,766
+MIX1 啊我知道了
+
+21
+00:04:55,766 --> 00:04:57,533
+啊抱歉刚才声音有点大
+
+22
+00:04:58,133 --> 00:04:59,483
+啊能唱听到了吧
+
+23
+00:05:05,850 --> 00:05:07,733
+哈喽哈喽大家晚上好
+
+24
+00:05:11,283 --> 00:05:14,133
+啊今天一直在弄那个徽章去了
+
+25
+00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,050
+不行不行不行
+
+26
+00:05:15,366 --> 00:05:16,599
+声音有点小是吧
+
+27
+00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:17,483
+等等等等
+
+28
+00:05:20,933 --> 00:05:21,733
+现在呢
+
+29
+00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:25,683
+奔腾不负的时代
+
+30
+00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,333
+我到时候不敢回头
+
+31
+00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:35,599
+没有没有不辛苦不辛苦
+
+32
+00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:41,400
+烫下垃圾袋
+
+33
+00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:44,683
+哎我在想一个事情
+
+34
+00:05:44,683 --> 00:05:46,083
+等一下等一下我再问你们
+
+35
+00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:47,333
+等我套好垃圾盒带
+
+36
+00:05:48,566 --> 00:05:55,083
+那一段耀眼的火焰在燃烧着你和我
+
+37
+00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,966
+那个孤下次过会就唱这个
+
+38
+00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:02,533
+爱总带给我伤害
+
+39
+00:06:03,366 --> 00:06:06,933
+那病态如常的生活
+
+40
+00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,933
+因为你而火热
+
+41
+00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,800
+哎我要说什么来着
+
+42
+00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:27,333
+我在想那种呃发生的团子
+
+43
+00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,966
+发生的团子
+
+44
+00:06:29,766 --> 00:06:32,933
+我我如果我生日越做发生团子
+
+45
+00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:34,999
+然后那个呃
+
+46
+00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:38,000
+呃台词是死肥猪
+
+47
+00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,600
+床单都给你睡黄了有人想要吗
+
+48
+00:06:41,766 --> 00:06:42,999
+肯定是提多的
+
+49
+00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,283
+因为不然的话那个呃成本会超出了
+
+50
+00:06:46,650 --> 00:06:47,650
+哈哈哈
+
+51
+00:06:53,683 --> 00:06:55,333
+他们一般都说什么啊
+
+52
+00:06:57,566 --> 00:07:00,399
+嗯嗯哈哈哈哈哈
+
+53
+00:07:01,566 --> 00:07:03,649
+啊那如果你们想想要的话
+
+54
+00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:05,766
+你们想要说什么台词啊
+
+55
+00:07:07,450 --> 00:07:09,333
+你们有了解过这种吗
+
+56
+00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:10,199
+他他
+
+57
+00:07:11,133 --> 00:07:14,649
+多来几个声音他他能录很多个声音吗
+
+58
+00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:16,533
+他能录很多个声音吗
+
+59
+00:07:16,533 --> 00:07:17,799
+就是一个团子里面
+
+60
+00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,366
+他能录很多个声音吗是吗
+
+61
+00:07:23,533 --> 00:07:25,566
+我还没有去问过厂家
+
+62
+00:07:25,766 --> 00:07:31,249
+铭心的恋爱总带给我伤害
+
+63
+00:07:31,966 --> 00:07:35,599
+那平淡如水的生活
+
+64
+00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:39,133
+不行吗哎呦那可太可惜了吧
+
+65
+00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:45,483
+前面就是随机播放的吗
+
+66
+00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,166
+啊就是来个死肥猪床单都给你睡黄了
+
+67
+00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,733
+再来个夸奖的但是我不知道怎么夸
+
+68
+00:07:54,366 --> 00:07:56,799
+你们有什么想要的台词吗
+
+69
+00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,600
+想不出什么温情一点的大家会喜欢的
+
+70
+00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,283
+爽到的台词的烟火
+
+71
+00:08:08,933 --> 00:08:10,683
+那一团耀
+
+72
+00:08:10,883 --> 00:08:13,399
+眼的啊这个不是PUA呀这个是什么
+
+73
+00:08:13,766 --> 00:08:15,683
+就是呃有的时候你
+
+74
+00:08:15,683 --> 00:08:17,766
+你你想想你工作学习对吧
+
+75
+00:08:17,766 --> 00:08:19,366
+然后你狠狠的摸鱼了
+
+76
+00:08:19,483 --> 00:08:22,133
+然后然后这个时候你就想听一下
+
+77
+00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:23,599
+想睡的觉到你就
+
+78
+00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:26,166
+拍一下这个团子然后小碎就
+
+79
+00:08:26,283 --> 00:08:27,733
+对你说死肥猪
+
+80
+00:08:27,733 --> 00:08:29,599
+床单给你睡黄了然后这个时候你就
+
+81
+00:08:30,450 --> 00:08:31,733
+我得好好努力啊
+
+82
+00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,483
+啊尊重呃小碎的这个教导
+
+83
+00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,650
+然后你有的时候啊觉得自己啊
+
+84
+00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,533
+我好努力我好棒啊
+
+85
+00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:40,766
+这个时候听听小碎的夸奖吧
+
+86
+00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,600
+啊这个时候再拍一下团子
+
+87
+00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:45,766
+就能得到夸奖不好吗
+
+88
+00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,283
+有没有什么很想要的台词
+
+89
+00:08:53,683 --> 00:08:54,799
+有没有有没有
+
+90
+00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:06,683
+哈哈万一反了那就再摁一下啊
+
+91
+00:09:14,050 --> 00:09:15,883
+实在不行吃点药吧
+
+92
+00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,333
+你考虑一下
+
+93
+00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,766
+这种可以定制一下吧说不定
+
+94
+00:09:22,566 --> 00:09:24,766
+这种说不定可以定制一下
+
+95
+00:09:25,366 --> 00:09:26,283
+就是每个人
+
+96
+00:09:26,283 --> 00:09:28,733
+呃得到一句自己想要的台词之类的
+
+97
+00:09:28,933 --> 00:09:33,049
+哈哈哈随机的4分钟啊那再问一下吗
+
+98
+00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:36,766
+哈哈哈按一晚上就是4分钟
+
+99
+00:09:37,050 --> 00:09:38,450
+哎我们这个就是
+
+100
+00:09:38,483 --> 00:09:41,483
+调能能调成随机的比例就好了
+
+101
+00:09:41,766 --> 00:09:44,933
+啊就是随机的充满了惊喜你知道吧
+
+102
+00:09:44,933 --> 00:09:46,166
+充满了惊喜
+
+103
+00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:50,799
+我马上珍惜
+
+104
+00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,766
+就是啊你永远不知道下一颗
+
+105
+00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,166
+巧克力是什么味道的
+
+106
+00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:57,483
+懂不懂明不明白谢谢好事的情书啊
+
+107
+00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:01,283
+结果被骂了一晚上子非洲吗
+
+108
+00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:05,283
+那那那那只能说你那个什么嗯
+
+109
+00:10:07,283 --> 00:10:11,283
+运运气不太好可能再多摁几下再试试
+
+110
+00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,200
+切
+
+111
+00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:21,566
+很好很好我觉得这个想法很好
+
+112
+00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:25,249
+我今我今天是在那个在在想来着
+
+113
+00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:27,850
+哎
+
+114
+00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,249
+分大便我有夸奖好吗
+
+115
+00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:41,449
+等下我在看这个呃给的徽章的这个图
+
+116
+00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:42,600
+啊
+
+117
+00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:47,366
+哈哈哈不是他给的这个图
+
+118
+00:10:47,366 --> 00:10:50,049
+还正好是失业前辈的会这张图啊
+
+119
+00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,283
+好巧
+
+120
+00:10:54,933 --> 00:10:58,283
+我很想说话有点夸张了
+
+121
+00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:04,483
+迎闪迎风那
+
+122
+00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,533
+夸奖哎
+
+123
+00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,933
+我想不出来出夸奖都是到时候大家
+
+124
+00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:11,800
+再说吧
+
+125
+00:11:12,483 --> 00:11:14,083
+想不出能怎么夸奖我
+
+126
+00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:14,733
+我一夸奖你们
+
+127
+00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:17,333
+你们就会说我是阴阳怪气因为
+
+128
+00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,733
+我一夸奖大家就会说比如说我想要说
+
+129
+00:11:22,966 --> 00:11:24,733
+平安岁太棒了
+
+130
+00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,133
+大家又会说我是阴阳怪气
+
+131
+00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:30,200
+做什么都是错的哈哈
+
+132
+00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:38,683
+是不是嘛
+
+133
+00:11:38,733 --> 00:11:41,999
+又在看啊又在说我在阴阳怪气
+
+134
+00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,933
+真是的
+
+135
+00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:52,250
+不知道要怎样夸了
+
+136
+00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,083
+太难伺候了大家
+
+137
+00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,200
+从现在开始练习夸奖
+
+138
+00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,766
+哎我今天还在想那个
+
+139
+00:12:00,766 --> 00:12:03,849
+呃人头卖到了之后搞一个那种
+
+140
+00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:05,800
+温情就是温情直播
+
+141
+00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,483
+大家说什么我都是全肯定
+
+142
+00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:12,366
+全肯定饼干碎全肯定我是全肯定名啊
+
+143
+00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,083
+那大家说什么我都
+
+144
+00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:17,199
+啊都都是那种呃笑脸相迎
+
+145
+00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,650
+我我想再这么想来着
+
+146
+00:12:19,733 --> 00:12:21,083
+但是我总感觉
+
+147
+00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:24,133
+到时候氛围又会变得很奇怪你知道吗
+
+148
+00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,483
+说大家还是会说嗯嗯
+
+149
+00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:34,366
+你你在憋笑你你你你你在阴阳怪气
+
+150
+00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:43,199
+小岁是胖猪吗你才是胖猪
+
+151
+00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:44,999
+时间还没到呢
+
+152
+00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,200
+你现在就开始攻击起来了是吧
+
+153
+00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,566
+很难很难
+
+154
+00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,650
+啊主播就算就算那个那个什么
+
+155
+00:13:02,966 --> 00:13:05,333
+人头麦到了我都不知道干嘛说实话
+
+156
+00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,883
+现在不是钱肯定回啊
+
+157
+00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:15,366
+要那个到时候到了再说
+
+158
+00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,600
+到到了我再考虑一下好吧
+
+159
+00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,166
+人头麦唱歌这有人想听吗
+
+160
+00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,050
+and evil evil
+
+161
+00:13:26,883 --> 00:13:28,933
+what the sign i need
+
+162
+00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:32,166
+give me no power
+
+163
+00:13:35,533 --> 00:13:37,199
+到时候那个什么看看
+
+164
+00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,850
+再取取经
+
+165
+00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:52,733
+没有买小零食吗别就我一个人吃啊
+
+166
+00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:07,166
+嗯
+
+167
+00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,166
+看看我自己刷的
+
+168
+00:14:16,966 --> 00:14:17,966
+买了两袋薯片
+
+169
+00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:21,083
+我开播前就吃完了你这就类似于什么
+
+170
+00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:24,366
+类似于那买了个面包
+
+171
+00:14:24,366 --> 00:14:25,649
+准备到明天早上早饭
+
+172
+00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:27,050
+然后晚上就吃了
+
+173
+00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,050
+好给我狠狠吃啊我们今天看食神
+
+174
+00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:37,966
+可以吧
+
+175
+00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:40,966
+可以吗
+
+176
+00:14:41,766 --> 00:14:44,083
+叫我吃太多炸鸡了谁让你吃了
+
+177
+00:14:44,766 --> 00:14:47,449
+啊好吧你吃了就吃了吧现在吃点吧
+
+178
+00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:54,733
+哼
+
+179
+00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600
+可以吃饭OK
+
+180
+00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,800
+等一下我还有想什么想说的来着
+
+181
+00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,800
+也没啥
+
+182
+00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,483
+反正就想了一下那个发生团子
+
+183
+00:15:11,483 --> 00:15:12,849
+然后还想了一下
+
+184
+00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,599
+那个什么如果要夸大家
+
+185
+00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,283
+做点大家喜欢的要说什么
+
+186
+00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,333
+哎想不出
+
+187
+00:15:17,766 --> 00:15:19,249
+你们你们的那个
+
+188
+00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,133
+你们提供的意见也太那个什么
+
+189
+00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,966
+要不然就是m u a要不然就是什么
+
+190
+00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,133
+呃妈妈在哦
+
+191
+00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,799
+就想不出一点别的
+
+192
+00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,000
+一些那种温情一点的吗
+
+193
+00:15:29,283 --> 00:15:32,283
+哎不用问问钱吧就除了这两个之外的
+
+194
+00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:35,133
+嗯都没有别的那个意见啊
+
+195
+00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:37,966
+棒棒棒棒棒
+
+196
+00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,533
+而且
+
+197
+00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:55,533
+不对我说的很没有感情啊
+
+198
+00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:59,050
+而且呢怎么说呢就是说嗯
+
+199
+00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:01,883
+像那种发射团他有开关吗
+
+200
+00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:02,733
+那是没有开关
+
+201
+00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:03,399
+你不小心
+
+202
+00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:03,966
+亲戚
+
+203
+00:16:03,966 --> 00:16:05,966
+或者是哪个小朋友不小心碰到了
+
+204
+00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:06,883
+怎么办啊
+
+205
+00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:07,966
+不小心
+
+206
+00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:11,999
+哎哥哥哥哥你桌子上的是什么我玩玩
+
+207
+00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,450
+哎你碰他个
+
+208
+00:16:15,483 --> 00:16:18,049
+嗯在哦等他马上告家长
+
+209
+00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:19,049
+妈妈妈妈
+
+210
+00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:21,733
+阿姨阿姨哥哥肚子上有个东西很奇怪
+
+211
+00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:25,849
+你们快来看看
+
+212
+00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:32,766
+啊好时钟啊我昨天我啊
+
+213
+00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,250
+我昨天不小心关掉
+
+214
+00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,283
+不是10分钟那小朋友哭的更厉害了
+
+215
+00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:50,133
+拍一下10分钟再拍一下啊在哦
+
+216
+00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:54,883
+好恐怖是你心的一代
+
+217
+00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:05,683
+你们觉得那个徽章上面是
+
+218
+00:17:05,683 --> 00:17:07,766
+不是有什么闪呢大家
+
+219
+00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,049
+问一下我再问一下
+
+220
+00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,333
+有没有呃
+
+221
+00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:18,766
+没有没有包装
+
+222
+00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:27,999
+有有有有有的
+
+223
+00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,450
+那种比较常规的闪比较比较好
+
+224
+00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:31,449
+但他有的
+
+225
+00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,366
+他贵一点的闪的话就会比较贵
+
+226
+00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:34,649
+那成本就不行了
+
+227
+00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:39,733
+所以我说的是比较常规的小小小闪
+
+228
+00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,083
+光模
+
+229
+00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,966
+我在想要不然就是刮模就行了
+
+230
+00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:54,799
+我想的是那个我想想
+
+231
+00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:57,399
+三三三点五乘以12
+
+232
+00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:01,683
+我想的是那个什么呃
+
+233
+00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,600
+闪的话吗
+
+234
+00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:13,566
+嗯
+
+235
+00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,049
+我我得思考一下
+
+236
+00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:17,133
+我我本来想的是那个什么
+
+237
+00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,966
+你看现在正好是1月然后
+
+238
+00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,400
+1月到12月集齐
+
+239
+00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,850
+就我不是一共有24个表情包吗
+
+240
+00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,400
+go每个月一个徽章的话
+
+241
+00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,250
+那要两年才能集齐也太久了吧
+
+242
+00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,050
+然后我想的就是呃
+
+243
+00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:35,450
+1-12月全部都上了建的话
+
+244
+00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:38,166
+就是你手上拿了12个徽章之后
+
+245
+00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:41,999
+然后然后我剩我送你剩下的12个徽章
+
+246
+00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,283
+懂吗但是如果送那个什么
+
+247
+00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,650
+送12个闪徽章的话
+
+248
+00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:49,650
+成本又有点多了稍微
+
+249
+00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,649
+不行不行不能只有徽章的
+
+250
+00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:58,050
+肯定还要有别的吧
+
+251
+00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,000
+要不然那个什么
+
+252
+00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:03,166
+怎么了
+
+253
+00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:08,883
+那是不一定1224个都做完吗
+
+254
+00:19:08,883 --> 00:19:11,999
+但是你不会觉得收集不齐有点难受吗
+
+255
+00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,200
+哼
+
+256
+00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,650
+我去拿一下那个烧烤你们快说一下
+
+257
+00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:25,000
+我想的就是大家那个什么12个月呃
+
+258
+00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:27,283
+呃12个月上线的话就是
+
+259
+00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:29,966
+呃集齐了12个我送剩下的12个
+
+260
+00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,733
+不是是不是有人想要闪徽章来着
+
+261
+00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:40,566
+送12个太多继续送3个星图的闪会长
+
+262
+00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,200
+就是再做3个
+
+263
+00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,933
+再找那个老师画3个表情包吗
+
+264
+00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:47,650
+我先去
+
+265
+00:20:13,283 --> 00:20:13,533
+does
+
+266
+00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:16,799
+so galland machino in la
+
+267
+00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,600
+o
+
+268
+00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:25,333
+man don't know
+
+269
+00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:38,366
+so don't want me to lose i can't
+
+270
+00:20:44,283 --> 00:20:45,733
+两年太久了两年太久了
+
+271
+00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:48,283
+肯定就一年一年一年就已经很久了
+
+272
+00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,200
+就
+
+273
+00:20:53,966 --> 00:20:55,283
+那再说吧那再说吧
+
+274
+00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:57,883
+反正第一个月是那个亲亲的
+
+275
+00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,399
+上了12个月
+
+276
+00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,200
+嗯那反正到时候补吗
+
+277
+00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,766
+要是想要剩那个什么的话可以补吗
+
+278
+00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:25,333
+but at night at night that she can die
+
+279
+00:21:25,883 --> 00:21:30,599
+oh magic say to the saga a Luna night
+
+280
+00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:33,050
+到时候就那个什么反正到时候送吗
+
+281
+00:21:33,050 --> 00:21:34,083
+到时候再说吗
+
+282
+00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:35,683
+啊不是到时候再说
+
+283
+00:21:35,683 --> 00:21:36,799
+其实我想现在你决定的
+
+284
+00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,800
+但是我现在你决定不了
+
+285
+00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,200
+哎呀主播老那个什么了
+
+286
+00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:40,450
+非常的那个什么
+
+287
+00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:41,450
+呃就非常纠结
+
+288
+00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:43,650
+就非常这个人非常非常非常纠结
+
+289
+00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,683
+他这个是用户自己上传的
+
+290
+00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:54,249
+我不知道能不能看
+
+291
+00:22:00,566 --> 00:22:01,599
+正版
+
+292
+00:22:02,366 --> 00:22:06,083
+能看吗但是他这都没有买正版
+
+293
+00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,800
+等一下我太大了
+
+294
+00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:37,283
+前面帮我躺过来了是吗你怎么知道
+
+295
+00:22:40,366 --> 00:22:43,599
+哎好久没到这个质问环节了很怀念啊
+
+296
+00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,566
+你怎么知道
+
+297
+00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:49,399
+一次次一次的梦
+
+298
+00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:07,566
+你看他们说的是吧啊
+
+299
+00:23:07,566 --> 00:23:08,999
+第一个是谁说的呢
+
+300
+00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:14,483
+真的吗别人说什么你就信吗
+
+301
+00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:27,399
+OK差不多了吧
+
+302
+00:23:27,933 --> 00:23:28,883
+我再往右一点
+
+303
+00:23:32,566 --> 00:23:34,533
+其实我觉得不要这个会比较好啊
+
+304
+00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:36,883
+但是我又怕有人问在看什么
+
+305
+00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:50,883
+帮帮旺旺
+
+306
+00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:53,133
+开始
+
+307
+00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:57,533
+上字弹幕吗看弹幕��不看
+
+308
+00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:00,883
+等下音量我调调
+
+309
+00:24:05,366 --> 00:24:06,566
+音量怎么样啊
+
+310
+00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,250
+OK OK
+
+311
+00:24:31,133 --> 00:24:32,049
+哈哈
+
+312
+00:24:33,883 --> 00:24:34,733
+很好
+
+313
+00:24:55,966 --> 00:24:57,249
+这么不香吗
+
+314
+00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,733
+不过来不过来不准说话
+
+315
+00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:18,683
+哇画质不是很good
+
+316
+00:25:22,050 --> 00:25:24,766
+先生你额头有朝天骨眼里有灵光
+
+317
+00:25:24,766 --> 00:25:25,649
+你们看过这个吗
+
+318
+00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,166
+其实说实话我是没看过的
+
+319
+00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,249
+警告你了别动
+
+320
+00:25:28,533 --> 00:25:30,683
+虽然我泄露了天机灾劫难免
+
+321
+00:25:30,683 --> 00:25:32,049
+可这是我命中注定
+
+322
+00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:33,483
+就算我要冒天大的危险
+
+323
+00:25:33,483 --> 00:25:35,083
+我也要给你看个全相
+
+324
+00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,800
+先生先生先生先生
+
+325
+00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:40,600
+哇画质真的不是很good
+
+326
+00:25:48,533 --> 00:25:49,849
+人生有点小
+
+327
+00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,333
+碱水面没过过冷水
+
+328
+00:25:53,366 --> 00:25:55,083
+所以面里面全是碱水味
+
+329
+00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,766
+鱼丸也没有鱼味
+
+330
+00:26:02,966 --> 00:26:04,249
+但是你为了掩饰
+
+331
+00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,600
+特别加上了咖喱汁
+
+332
+00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,966
+想把它做的咖喱鱼丸
+
+333
+00:26:07,050 --> 00:26:08,533
+但这么做太天真了
+
+334
+00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:10,366
+因为你煮的时间不够好了吧
+
+335
+00:26:10,366 --> 00:26:11,933
+咖喱的味道只在表面上
+
+336
+00:26:11,933 --> 00:26:13,199
+完全没进到里面去
+
+337
+00:26:13,283 --> 00:26:15,249
+放进汤里面又完全被冲淡了
+
+338
+00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:17,133
+好好的一颗咖喱鱼丸
+
+339
+00:26:17,483 --> 00:26:19,999
+让你做的是既没有鱼味又没有咖喱味
+
+340
+00:26:20,766 --> 00:26:21,566
+失败
+
+341
+00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,650
+好了吧
+
+342
+00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:27,849
+OK萝卜没挑过精太多失败
+
+343
+00:26:30,050 --> 00:26:32,333
+猪皮煮的太烂没咬痛失败
+
+344
+00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,200
+猪血又烂兮兮的一夹就散
+
+345
+00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:37,450
+啊等等等等等一下
+
+346
+00:26:38,566 --> 00:26:39,849
+最讨厌就是大肠了
+
+347
+00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,933
+里面根本没洗干净还有坨屎
+
+348
+00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,966
+你有没有搞错啊好了吗好了吗
+
+349
+00:26:43,966 --> 00:26:45,049
+哎有坨屎
+
+350
+00:26:45,883 --> 00:26:47,999
+哎有坨屎你看到了没有
+
+351
+00:26:48,533 --> 00:26:50,399
+哎有坨屎
+
+352
+00:26:50,733 --> 00:26:52,083
+拿纸去擦擦吧
+
+353
+00:26:52,533 --> 00:26:53,533
+你还真幽默
+
+354
+00:26:53,650 --> 00:26:55,766
+我是不是到处去炫炫你面里面有屎的
+
+355
+00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:57,050
+那又怎么样啊
+
+356
+00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:59,400
+既然是杂碎面吗有几块屎到底好没好
+
+357
+00:26:59,733 --> 00:27:01,933
+23块5你给我啊
+
+358
+00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,366
+哎呀说了那么久
+
+359
+00:27:03,366 --> 00:27:05,649
+你就干脆给我30块钱让我看医生好了
+
+360
+00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:09,333
+嘿给个面子嘛怎么说我也是食神呢
+
+361
+00:27:10,450 --> 00:27:12,733
+食神食神
+
+362
+00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,483
+没变化不可能吧
+
+363
+00:27:17,733 --> 00:27:18,799
+你等我一下啊
+
+364
+00:27:18,966 --> 00:27:20,166
+我再弄弄的
+
+365
+00:27:21,366 --> 00:27:23,449
+我已经放到最大了呀可是
+
+366
+00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,733
+大家是不是耳屎该掏掏了
+
+367
+00:27:27,766 --> 00:27:28,883
+啊我看看
+
+368
+00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,650
+都已经没有可调的了
+
+369
+00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,400
+超级大声了吧现在应该已经
+
+370
+00:27:32,683 --> 00:27:34,483
+为什么会这样呢
+
+371
+00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,483
+可能他这个本来就比较小声
+
+372
+00:27:38,483 --> 00:27:39,883
+你看我都拉到满格了
+
+373
+00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:44,049
+仙人转世神仙下凡我终于等到你了
+
+374
+00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:46,333
+我神仙这地区是鼎鼎有名的
+
+375
+00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,883
+用得着你说吧臭婆娘
+
+376
+00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,450
+没事之后人头卖给大家掏耳屎啊
+
+377
+00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:51,799
+别难过好吗
+
+378
+00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,399
+臭男人臭男人
+
+379
+00:27:54,450 --> 00:27:55,000
+臭男人
+
+380
+00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,050
+臭男人臭男人臭男人臭男人臭
+
+381
+00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:57,883
+男人臭男人
+
+382
+00:27:58,733 --> 00:28:01,533
+全港至尊名厨大赛现在开始
+
+383
+00:28:04,533 --> 00:28:06,449
+我的声音比电影大好多哒哒哒
+
+384
+00:28:15,566 --> 00:28:17,366
+现在应该好了吧我的声音
+
+385
+00:28:42,283 --> 00:28:45,333
+有请我们今晚的评判来试试
+
+386
+00:28:50,766 --> 00:28:52,483
+真的很小声吗
+
+387
+00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:55,199
+没有啊我没有挂到
+
+388
+00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,450
+不可能挂到视频鬼上去的
+
+389
+00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,050
+食神首先品尝的就是
+
+390
+00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:01,650
+大龙凤酒楼的总厨
+
+391
+00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:03,850
+戴龙师傅的皇帝炒饭
+
+392
+00:29:07,683 --> 00:29:09,049
+好我吃饭了好
+
+393
+00:29:09,683 --> 00:29:12,733
+居然能够把米放在基围虾里面学一下
+
+394
+00:29:12,966 --> 00:29:15,133
+再用整只鸡饼包鱼榨汁
+
+395
+00:29:15,733 --> 00:29:17,533
+加上极品官宴来炒
+
+396
+00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:21,733
+表面上看起来呢是平凡无奇的炒饭
+
+397
+00:29:21,733 --> 00:29:23,333
+其实是精雕细琢
+
+398
+00:29:23,683 --> 00:29:26,966
+高深莫测我觉得我做的炒饭也很好吃
+
+399
+00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:33,333
+可惜水分太多哈哈哈
+
+400
+00:29:33,733 --> 00:29:35,283
+饭粒太软影响口感
+
+401
+00:29:35,283 --> 00:29:38,083
+没想到你连炒饭最基本的尝试都不懂
+
+402
+00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:42,966
+要用隔夜饭我吃烧烤奶茶你问啊
+
+403
+00:29:44,883 --> 00:29:45,199
+接着
+
+404
+00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:45,733
+要品尝的
+
+405
+00:29:45,733 --> 00:29:47,966
+就是锦江饭店大厨刘三师傅的锦绣
+
+406
+00:29:47,966 --> 00:29:48,766
+多味鱼
+
+407
+00:29:50,850 --> 00:29:53,333
+我没有没有可能是我的要求比较低吧
+
+408
+00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,966
+头青斑背三刀男利鱼身
+
+409
+00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:59,683
+鹰钩尾来重新拼成一条鱼
+
+410
+00:29:59,683 --> 00:30:01,399
+还要一边蒸一边炸
+
+411
+00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,083
+每一种鱼还有两种吃法
+
+412
+00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:04,933
+一共有10种不同的味道
+
+413
+00:30:05,683 --> 00:30:06,799
+这条鱼就是哼
+
+414
+00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:11,999
+哼我觉得我做的蛋炒饭超过70%的人
+
+415
+00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,850
+全世界林芬
+
+416
+00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,333
+回家好好反省反省
+
+417
+00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,766
+你就是多了块鱼
+
+418
+00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,333
+不是多了块鱼那少放我不放辣的好吗
+
+419
+00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:22,966
+你根本就是多余啊你
+
+420
+00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:25,483
+马上要品尝的
+
+421
+00:30:25,483 --> 00:30:27,333
+就是御膳坊陈东师傅的素菜
+
+422
+00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:28,366
+金缕佛衣
+
+423
+00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,766
+咦这道素菜的材料变化丰富
+
+424
+00:30:30,766 --> 00:30:31,533
+刀工精细
+
+425
+00:30:31,533 --> 00:30:32,449
+造型突出
+
+426
+00:30:32,683 --> 00:30:35,599
+连最难雕的豆腐都让你雕的十分精细
+
+427
+00:30:35,683 --> 00:30:36,483
+雕了多久啊
+
+428
+00:30:36,483 --> 00:30:37,449
+雕了一整天
+
+429
+00:30:37,483 --> 00:30:40,933
+炒饭啊饭要用昨天晚上的饭都臭了哼
+
+430
+00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,483
+你们知道这个这个事情吗
+
+431
+00:30:43,566 --> 00:30:45,283
+但是其实应该大家都知道
+
+432
+00:30:45,283 --> 00:30:45,883
+这个菜
+
+433
+00:30:45,883 --> 00:30:48,849
+主要是要显示我快刀手的雕工嘛
+
+434
+00:30:48,933 --> 00:30:51,249
+麻烦你伸出你的左手
+
+435
+00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:54,649
+突出你的中指好吧哼
+
+436
+00:30:56,050 --> 00:30:58,600
+快刀手我看是专切手
+
+437
+00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:00,133
+离婚哼
+
+438
+00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:01,399
+好吧哼
+
+439
+00:31:01,483 --> 00:31:03,883
+现在只剩下五洋酒家大厨杨震天这套
+
+440
+00:31:03,883 --> 00:31:04,883
+乾坤烧鹅了
+
+441
+00:31:04,883 --> 00:31:06,883
+看来本季冠军非他莫属了
+
+442
+00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:11,050
+哼
+
+443
+00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:14,133
+我想吃烧鹅
+
+444
+00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,933
+0分收工等等
+
+445
+00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:23,799
+然是乾坤烧鹅
+
+446
+00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,600
+当然是
+
+447
+00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:26,966
+啊那怎么分批很多啊
+
+448
+00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:32,999
+哈哈哈哈其实只吃里面的荷花卷
+
+449
+00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,650
+这个荷花卷不仅吸收了受过的香味
+
+450
+00:31:35,650 --> 00:31:36,733
+而且保温
+
+451
+00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,766
+这个时候吃刚刚好
+
+452
+00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:40,049
+我觉得叉烧不是很好吃
+
+453
+00:31:40,050 --> 00:31:42,133
+一个细节我都考虑到了
+
+454
+00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,683
+是臣我想你没话可说了吧
+
+455
+00:31:45,683 --> 00:31:47,449
+也不知道是不是我去的那家店的叉烧
+
+456
+00:31:47,450 --> 00:31:50,133
+包这个世尊名厨终于诞生了谁呢
+
+457
+00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:54,000
+还是0分啊
+
+458
+00:31:56,283 --> 00:31:58,133
+喂不可能的吧
+
+459
+00:31:58,133 --> 00:31:58,933
+为什么
+
+460
+00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,533
+因为太丑了
+
+461
+00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,450
+不可能的
+
+462
+00:32:02,450 --> 00:32:04,166
+我的荷花镜是百中挑一的
+
+463
+00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:06,849
+无论身材相貌都是一等一的
+
+464
+00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:08,649
+我指的不是荷花雀
+
+465
+00:32:08,766 --> 00:32:11,283
+我指的是阁下说我丑
+
+466
+00:32:12,366 --> 00:32:13,566
+嗯嗯
+
+467
+00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:18,166
+喂我丑不丑关你什么事啊有事
+
+468
+00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:20,366
+试问见到阁下尊容
+
+469
+00:32:20,366 --> 00:32:21,999
+谁还有胃口来吃东西呢
+
+470
+00:32:22,366 --> 00:32:24,166
+所以我连看都不敢看你
+
+471
+00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:26,599
+难道宠物也有罪啊
+
+472
+00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,400
+有罪作为一个厨师
+
+473
+00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:32,333
+当然应该考虑到顾客最细微的心理
+
+474
+00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,049
+就好比演三级片的女明星
+
+475
+00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:36,050
+都要去荣辱来取悦观众
+
+476
+00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:37,850
+你还有点潜力
+
+477
+00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:39,566
+不过先整个容再说
+
+478
+00:32:41,766 --> 00:32:43,599
+哎麻烦你把这手拿开
+
+479
+00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:46,050
+啊
+
+480
+00:32:47,850 --> 00:32:50,166
+想不到师生对菜的要求是这么严格
+
+481
+00:32:51,683 --> 00:32:53,399
+究竟要怎么样才能烧出一个无懈
+
+482
+00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,450
+可击的菜呢
+
+483
+00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:58,283
+其实厨艺之道最重要的就是一个字
+
+484
+00:33:16,883 --> 00:33:17,799
+科幻片
+
+485
+00:33:35,050 --> 00:33:36,766
+这道彩虹鲜花拔丝
+
+486
+00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,133
+是我送给大家的甜品啊
+
+487
+00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:40,333
+是个心字
+
+488
+00:33:40,733 --> 00:33:43,249
+没错你们同意这句话吗
+
+489
+00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:45,133
+才能做出最好的菜
+
+490
+00:33:45,850 --> 00:33:48,050
+就是老是看到这种什么呃呃
+
+491
+00:33:48,050 --> 00:33:50,566
+做的菜能包含做菜者的心意
+
+492
+00:33:50,566 --> 00:33:52,649
+我觉得没有办法包含呐
+
+493
+00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:55,283
+就是包含的调味料的心意啊
+
+494
+00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,649
+太好吃啦
+
+495
+00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:14,599
+他高傲但是宅心仁厚
+
+496
+00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,850
+他谦虚但是受万人敬仰
+
+497
+00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:22,283
+他可以把神赐给人类的火
+
+498
+00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,400
+运用的出神入化
+
+499
+00:34:24,850 --> 00:34:28,283
+可以烧出堪称火之艺术的超级菜式
+
+500
+00:34:29,050 --> 00:34:31,166
+他究竟是神奇的化身
+
+501
+00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,850
+还是地狱的使者
+
+502
+00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,166
+没人知道
+
+503
+00:34:36,733 --> 00:34:38,133
+但是可以肯定
+
+504
+00:34:38,683 --> 00:34:40,933
+每一个人都给他一个称号
+
+505
+00:34:41,850 --> 00:34:43,600
+食神
+
+506
+00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,999
+啊我今天点的五花肉也太肥了吧
+
+507
+00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,133
+化身不就好了吗
+
+508
+00:34:48,133 --> 00:34:50,449
+你干嘛说我是什么地狱的使者
+
+509
+00:34:50,683 --> 00:34:52,483
+地狱关我什么鸟事啊
+
+510
+00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,733
+我想给你加点神秘感吗你想
+
+511
+00:34:55,733 --> 00:34:57,483
+那什么时候轮得到我想
+
+512
+00:34:57,850 --> 00:35:00,083
+神秘感我神经老母
+
+513
+00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:01,533
+画面一黑
+
+514
+00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,566
+spot一打下来
+
+515
+00:35:02,566 --> 00:35:04,566
+就把你这个王八蛋打的跟鬼一样了
+
+516
+00:35:04,566 --> 00:35:06,249
+这个样子你还嫌不够神秘感
+
+517
+00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:08,083
+我现在不是拍恐怖片啊大哥
+
+518
+00:35:08,450 --> 00:35:09,050
+导演
+
+519
+00:35:09,050 --> 00:35:11,283
+安排你找人去把这个导演给我干掉
+
+520
+00:35:11,733 --> 00:35:13,849
+然后再找个人把你也给我干掉
+
+521
+00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:15,966
+就是有这种废物导演
+
+522
+00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:17,883
+再加上你这个废物司仪
+
+523
+00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:19,249
+你们两个刚好配合起来
+
+524
+00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,600
+这不是纯香整我吗
+
+525
+00:35:20,733 --> 00:35:22,283
+你到底是不是要耍我啊
+
+526
+00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,250
+对不起我保证下次再也不会这样了
+
+527
+00:35:25,450 --> 00:35:26,850
+你真是废物
+
+528
+00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,366
+记住啊你是个废物
+
+529
+00:35:29,366 --> 00:35:31,399
+不准你右走的你给我滚出去
+
+530
+00:35:35,683 --> 00:35:38,333
+各位师傅辛苦了
+
+531
+00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:47,933
+刘师傅谢谢谢谢啊
+
+532
+00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,250
+多几块鱼再多几块鱼啊
+
+533
+00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,000
+多鱼吗哈哈
+
+534
+00:35:53,533 --> 00:35:55,883
+需要帮忙的哎一定一定没问题的
+
+535
+00:35:56,283 --> 00:35:58,366
+有没有谢谢你给的大红包啊
+
+536
+00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,650
+你知道收了我的红包
+
+537
+00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:01,649
+你知��我会给你钱是吧
+
+538
+00:36:01,966 --> 00:36:03,966
+那你还叫的像杀猪的一样
+
+539
+00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:06,250
+我已经很认真的大声说了
+
+540
+00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,600
+大声叫不一定就是好啊杨师傅
+
+541
+00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:11,766
+尤其像你最后那一句太好吃了
+
+542
+00:36:11,766 --> 00:36:13,766
+那句叫的有多硬多假
+
+543
+00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,999
+谁听了都知道你在演戏
+
+544
+00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,450
+你到底有没有职业道德
+
+545
+00:36:17,450 --> 00:36:19,600
+我当时吃着你做的水晶胶和双氧水
+
+546
+00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,166
+当然是水晶胶和双氧水了
+
+547
+00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,566
+事情不就告诉过你了吗
+
+548
+00:36:22,566 --> 00:36:24,249
+你早就知道这件事情了
+
+549
+00:36:24,733 --> 00:36:26,449
+的确很难忍当然难忍了
+
+550
+00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:28,050
+就是因为难忍才叫你忍吗
+
+551
+00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:29,449
+你还敢跟我顶嘴
+
+552
+00:36:29,766 --> 00:36:31,133
+你以为你真有本事啊
+
+553
+00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,683
+有本事就是你站在这边训我
+
+554
+00:36:32,683 --> 00:36:34,083
+而不是我站在这边训你了
+
+555
+00:36:34,083 --> 00:36:35,333
+你真是蠢到家了
+
+556
+00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:36,849
+要是换了我2年级的脾气
+
+557
+00:36:36,850 --> 00:36:38,933
+我一脚就把你踹到下面马路上去
+
+558
+00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:41,566
+再把你挂到皇后像广场上编尸啊
+
+559
+00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:42,483
+你这个蠢货
+
+560
+00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,766
+马上给我含着烟头站在墙角上去喊
+
+561
+00:36:45,766 --> 00:36:46,533
+太好吃了
+
+562
+00:36:46,533 --> 00:36:47,799
+含到我满意为止
+
+563
+00:36:49,283 --> 00:36:50,599
+好真实IMO了
+
+564
+00:36:50,683 --> 00:36:52,533
+好好好谢谢啊谢谢啊
+
+565
+00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,483
+你们说一毛还是一毛啊
+
+566
+00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:08,999
+是吗我说一毛因为感觉是一毛钱呢
+
+567
+00:37:09,683 --> 00:37:10,483
+是一毛
+
+568
+00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,250
+好像也有人说一毛
+
+569
+00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,400
+make it
+
+570
+00:37:18,766 --> 00:37:21,366
+现在市场上流行的方便面有53种
+
+571
+00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:23,049
+一年的营业额有13亿
+
+572
+00:37:23,050 --> 00:37:25,133
+方便碗面占其中的33%
+
+573
+00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,333
+哈哈哈包装不错
+
+574
+00:37:27,733 --> 00:37:30,333
+是我侄子哈喽樱花妹他很崇拜你啊
+
+575
+00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,566
+m教师的问哥m什么樱花
+
+576
+00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,283
+樱花地
+
+577
+00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:37,649
+美国哈哈哈大学
+
+578
+00:37:37,766 --> 00:37:42,849
+美国哈佛大学啊哈哈哈哈哈哈还有啊
+
+579
+00:37:42,850 --> 00:37:44,333
+英国剑桥大学
+
+580
+00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,083
+英国
+
+581
+00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:49,966
+剑剑剑桥大学哈哈哈哈双硕士学位
+
+582
+00:37:50,650 --> 00:37:55,250
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+583
+00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:56,966
+我先讲讲这个产品的设计
+
+584
+00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,283
+你干什么
+
+585
+00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:00,566
+你走过来干什么
+
+586
+00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,333
+要讲你就站那边讲这是你站的地方吗
+
+587
+00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:06,800
+你哪里人啊
+
+588
+00:38:07,050 --> 00:38:09,883
+潮州兔利亚姆你懂不懂规矩啊
+
+589
+00:38:09,966 --> 00:38:13,399
+还双硕士学位我看你是吃屎学位吧
+
+590
+00:38:13,683 --> 00:38:14,999
+你走过去干什么
+
+591
+00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,200
+人家叫你吃屎啊听到没有
+
+592
+00:38:17,283 --> 00:38:19,599
+哎算了不要吓到他
+
+593
+00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,850
+该这样吧这侄子我不教训谁来教训的
+
+594
+00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,166
+你镇定一点啊手不要发抖啊
+
+595
+00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,533
+来乖
+
+596
+00:38:26,733 --> 00:38:31,399
+来噜噜噜噜噜噜笑一个笑一个来哎
+
+597
+00:38:33,733 --> 00:38:37,133
+哎你这碗面里面的鱼丸好像差了点
+
+598
+00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:40,399
+松垮垮没什么弹性啊
+
+599
+00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,566
+这是吃的要弹力干什么打乒乓球啊
+
+600
+00:38:43,650 --> 00:38:45,083
+哈哈哈哈
+
+601
+00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:49,533
+谁说不可以打乒乓球呢
+
+602
+00:38:49,933 --> 00:38:52,533
+最后还蛮有力的嗯
+
+603
+00:38:52,683 --> 00:38:54,766
+俺喝酒啦坏蛋
+
+604
+00:38:55,883 --> 00:38:57,533
+坏蛋
+
+605
+00:38:57,883 --> 00:39:00,733
+哎这件事你要有兴趣啊随时找我
+
+606
+00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:05,083
+赴汤蹈火上刀山下油锅好兄弟
+
+607
+00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:05,849
+真是好兄弟啊
+
+608
+00:39:05,850 --> 00:39:09,400
+罩着我大哥靠你了大哥喝交杯来
+
+609
+00:39:13,966 --> 00:39:14,849
+我哪里夸啊
+
+610
+00:39:14,850 --> 00:39:17,050
+我看到这种我都不敢说话的
+
+611
+00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,600
+什么时候这么对坐大家
+
+612
+00:39:24,366 --> 00:39:27,449
+好害怕被团队好凶啊
+
+613
+00:39:31,850 --> 00:39:34,850
+有批牛肉很便宜有兴趣就打这个
+
+614
+00:39:35,483 --> 00:39:37,083
+便宜的鲍鱼你怎么不给我
+
+615
+00:39:38,933 --> 00:39:41,566
+哎哎老脚老脚好细的腿啊
+
+616
+00:39:41,566 --> 00:39:42,366
+对不起对不起
+
+617
+00:39:42,650 --> 00:39:43,733
+耽误大家一会哈
+
+618
+00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,800
+耽误大家一会
+
+619
+00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:46,600
+我叫唐牛
+
+620
+00:39:46,683 --> 00:39:49,366
+是中国厨艺训练学院第105届的毕业生
+
+621
+00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:50,799
+我说的菜很好吃啊
+
+622
+00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:52,850
+对啊烧菜烧的好
+
+623
+00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:55,400
+要饭要到老哎你拿起来这个傻蛋吧
+
+624
+00:39:55,566 --> 00:39:56,683
+大哥我不认识他
+
+625
+00:39:56,733 --> 00:39:57,849
+这不是你的人吗
+
+626
+00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,133
+呃肥妞你哪个部门的
+
+627
+00:40:00,133 --> 00:40:02,249
+我没有部门自个来的啊
+
+628
+00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,766
+嘿嘿师生我真的很仰慕你
+
+629
+00:40:05,766 --> 00:40:08,166
+所以来看看你可不可以给我个机会
+
+630
+00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:10,333
+要不然你让我干什么都行啊
+
+631
+00:40:10,766 --> 00:40:12,799
+我靠你个老母啊
+
+632
+00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:15,599
+干嘛抓他呀我让你抓他的吗
+
+633
+00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:18,966
+你真的很想跟我
+
+634
+00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:21,366
+是啊你让我干什么都行啊
+
+635
+00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:27,450
+你马上到电梯口拉泡屎给我看看
+
+636
+00:40:32,966 --> 00:40:33,766
+yeah
+
+637
+00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:35,766
+啊
+
+638
+00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,000
+啊
+
+639
+00:40:41,566 --> 00:40:42,733
+吃饭呢
+
+640
+00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,883
+好了嗯
+
+641
+00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,200
+这胖子真不错
+
+642
+00:40:49,683 --> 00:40:51,883
+明天早上9点钟到泗水一楼打Amy
+
+643
+00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:53,766
+啊
+
+644
+00:40:53,766 --> 00:40:56,683
+我还以为那玩意要让他吃掉呢是吧
+
+645
+00:40:56,683 --> 00:40:57,766
+不喜欢呢
+
+646
+00:40:58,250 --> 00:40:59,800
+喜欢干就干
+
+647
+00:40:59,850 --> 00:41:03,966
+那这就是权利了哈哈哈谢谢
+
+648
+00:41:04,850 --> 00:41:07,050
+谢谢非常感谢
+
+649
+00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,533
+我没有口可能中文字说
+
+650
+00:41:13,883 --> 00:41:16,366
+哈呀哈哈哈哈
+
+651
+00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,600
+我是说他这个那么那个
+
+652
+00:41:22,566 --> 00:41:24,733
+你要屁说不定你还会这样啊
+
+653
+00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,000
+对啊对啊
+
+654
+00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,250
+难道我跟着他很狠吗
+
+655
+00:41:57,766 --> 00:41:58,999
+肚子饿不饿啊
+
+656
+00:41:59,050 --> 00:41:59,933
+哦
+
+657
+00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,083
+坐下来吃点东西啊
+
+658
+00:42:04,850 --> 00:42:06,933
+嗯怎么会这样啊
+
+659
+00:42:07,966 --> 00:42:11,533
+其实我这个人并不坏我很有同情心的
+
+660
+00:42:11,533 --> 00:42:14,566
+只是你们对我不了解快点吃哦
+
+661
+00:42:16,050 --> 00:42:16,850
+嗯
+
+662
+00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,566
+啊到底怎么回事啊
+
+663
+00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:26,449
+当着你的面已经跟你说的很清楚了
+
+664
+00:42:26,450 --> 00:42:28,200
+说你们根本不了解我
+
+665
+00:42:28,483 --> 00:42:29,399
+快点吃啊
+
+666
+00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:30,966
+啊
+
+667
+00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,650
+一次就够了还要再来啊哇
+
+668
+00:42:34,733 --> 00:42:36,483
+这样就让你猜到我要再来一次
+
+669
+00:42:36,483 --> 00:42:37,766
+那我还有什么面子啊
+
+670
+00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,050
+那就不得了啊
+
+671
+00:42:39,683 --> 00:42:42,333
+啊是啊我真是太傻了
+
+672
+00:42:44,283 --> 00:42:46,483
+哈哈哈哈哈
+
+673
+00:42:47,533 --> 00:42:51,249
+哈我真是猜不透你啊
+
+674
+00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,650
+面对面跟你说了好几次了
+
+675
+00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,400
+让你们这些笨蛋猜到
+
+676
+00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,400
+那我就不是食神了
+
+677
+00:42:57,966 --> 00:42:59,199
+食神好棒
+
+678
+00:43:00,683 --> 00:43:01,733
+当然了
+
+679
+00:43:09,483 --> 00:43:11,849
+坛子要多窄有多窄凳子要多小有多小
+
+680
+00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:13,083
+顾客要舒服就不让他舒服
+
+681
+00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:14,599
+吃完了抬着屁股他就会走
+
+682
+00:43:14,683 --> 00:43:16,999
+吸管要多粗有多粗冰块要多大有多大
+
+683
+00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,733
+一杯喝完了他会再喝第二杯
+
+684
+00:43:18,733 --> 00:43:19,599
+你是不是新来的
+
+685
+00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,050
+这还要我教你别光傻子站着听
+
+686
+00:43:22,050 --> 00:43:23,000
+快去干事啊
+
+687
+00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,800
+秋天可以剪彩了好
+
+688
+00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:27,566
+嗯准备好了没有准备好了没有哎
+
+689
+00:43:27,683 --> 00:43:29,249
+预备好哈
+
+690
+00:43:29,966 --> 00:43:31,133
+哈哈哈
+
+691
+00:43:33,483 --> 00:43:34,133
+没有没有
+
+692
+00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:35,999
+有的时候吃辣的然后
+
+693
+00:43:36,050 --> 00:43:37,450
+鼻子突然会痒痒的
+
+694
+00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:38,283
+然后打喷嚏
+
+695
+00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:39,283
+你们会吗
+
+696
+00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,283
+真够兄弟够够朋友啊
+
+697
+00:43:41,283 --> 00:43:42,599
+哎呦坏周先生
+
+698
+00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,366
+哎周先生
+
+699
+00:43:43,366 --> 00:43:46,599
+为什么我没感冒打完喷嚏也也这么
+
+700
+00:43:46,766 --> 00:43:47,599
+重的鼻音啊
+
+701
+00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,600
+大家你们也是这样吗
+
+702
+00:43:49,966 --> 00:43:51,083
+好奇怪啊
+
+703
+00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:53,366
+不是济南真是你的分子啊
+
+704
+00:43:53,766 --> 00:43:56,766
+女学生斯斯文文的等你很久了啊
+
+705
+00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:01,366
+你好怎么那么巧
+
+706
+00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,766
+哇你好怎么那么巧
+
+707
+00:44:05,366 --> 00:44:07,249
+怎么那么巧你好啊哈
+
+708
+00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:09,366
+哈哈
+
+709
+00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:13,199
+没有吧我没有鼻炎吧
+
+710
+00:44:21,133 --> 00:44:22,199
+好细的腿啊
+
+711
+00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,400
+遥遥共他见一面
+
+712
+00:44:28,050 --> 00:44:30,400
+那份快乐太新鲜
+
+713
+00:44:31,450 --> 00:44:34,000
+这什么歌来着我一夜失眠
+
+714
+00:44:35,966 --> 00:44:38,049
+燕子心里燃
+
+715
+00:44:39,683 --> 00:44:42,449
+默默望着她的一吻
+
+716
+00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,283
+让我再做亲
+
+717
+00:44:49,366 --> 00:44:51,283
+妈妈望着笑
+
+718
+00:44:51,533 --> 00:44:54,449
+默默望着那目光啊
+
+719
+00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,683
+是他家之前让我
+
+720
+00:44:55,683 --> 00:44:57,399
+让我让我让我听的那个吗
+
+721
+00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:01,333
+啊好吧我知道可以了可以了
+
+722
+00:45:13,283 --> 00:45:15,533
+不能这么想玩那等我待会再看看
+
+723
+00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,249
+没有好了各位
+
+724
+00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:22,250
+为了庆祝我们第50天分店开张
+
+725
+00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:24,366
+我们特别推出了一个新的套餐
+
+726
+00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:25,933
+时辰写好了
+
+727
+00:45:25,933 --> 00:45:27,283
+可以请灶君进厨房了
+
+728
+00:45:27,283 --> 00:45:29,249
+现在呢我趁还有一点点时间
+
+729
+00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:30,450
+想给大家特别介绍
+
+730
+00:45:30,450 --> 00:45:32,050
+一下唐朝新推出的
+
+731
+00:45:32,133 --> 00:45:36,083
+刻骨铭心初恋金鹰情侣套餐
+
+732
+00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:37,933
+孔子跟耶稣都说过
+
+733
+00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,883
+初恋无限美
+
+734
+00:45:39,933 --> 00:45:41,533
+所以我特别选这个题材
+
+735
+00:45:41,533 --> 00:45:43,166
+再加上高贵的材料
+
+736
+00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:45,483
+每份套餐只卖99块9
+
+737
+00:45:46,366 --> 00:45:48,649
+初恋你们还记得你们的初恋吗
+
+738
+00:45:48,766 --> 00:45:49,799
+到底什么叫初恋
+
+739
+00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,733
+暗恋的人吗
+
+740
+00:45:50,733 --> 00:45:51,883
+只要积满5个印花
+
+741
+00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:53,599
+再加99块9毛9
+
+742
+00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,566
+就可以换到刻骨铭心的骨头项链坠子
+
+743
+00:45:56,566 --> 00:45:58,733
+这个坠子因为经过我实诚的开光
+
+744
+00:45:58,733 --> 00:46:00,483
+所以对于年轻人谈恋爱
+
+745
+00:46:00,483 --> 00:46:02,199
+有妙不可言的功效
+
+746
+00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,650
+加上印度神油一起用
+
+747
+00:46:03,650 --> 00:46:08,683
+更是如虎添翼啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+748
+00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:12,166
+现在请食神示范套餐的炮制过程哎
+
+749
+00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,566
+献丑是免不了的
+
+750
+00:46:13,566 --> 00:46:14,566
+要是做的不好呢
+
+751
+00:46:14,566 --> 00:46:15,683
+请大家不要见笑哎
+
+752
+00:46:15,683 --> 00:46:18,199
+你要做不好还抽什么食神呢啊
+
+753
+00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,600
+抽奖那个不算
+
+754
+00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,400
+那怎么能算啊那我手都没牵过
+
+755
+00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:27,533
+那都不是真的喜欢你
+
+756
+00:46:27,533 --> 00:46:29,483
+有没有听我认真说那个
+
+757
+00:46:29,683 --> 00:46:31,083
+那个故事啊
+
+758
+00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,650
+啊就是朱红啊哎
+
+759
+00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:36,766
+是浓情化不开的朱红哈哈哈怎么了
+
+760
+00:46:36,766 --> 00:46:37,766
+见到同类的血
+
+761
+00:46:37,766 --> 00:46:39,249
+你心里有点不舒服是不是
+
+762
+00:46:39,250 --> 00:46:43,000
+哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+763
+00:46:43,733 --> 00:46:44,533
+哈
+
+764
+00:46:44,650 --> 00:46:47,966
+然后我把他们的皮炸成金黄色猪皮
+
+765
+00:46:47,966 --> 00:46:50,649
+哎是情比金坚的炸猪皮
+
+766
+00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,050
+猪皮就是猪皮
+
+767
+00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,533
+完了他要落魄了
+
+768
+00:46:57,533 --> 00:46:59,683
+再将一生只恋爱过一次的
+
+769
+00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:01,166
+巴黎九桂鱼的鱼肉
+
+770
+00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:02,166
+打成鱼丸
+
+771
+00:47:02,283 --> 00:47:04,683
+再放在印度的感情咖喱上面
+
+772
+00:47:04,966 --> 00:47:05,999
+咖喱鱼丸
+
+773
+00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:08,966
+猪红猪皮鱼丸
+
+774
+00:47:09,050 --> 00:47:10,200
+那还有没有萝卜
+
+775
+00:47:10,733 --> 00:47:12,766
+嗨你多什么嘴啊
+
+776
+00:47:12,766 --> 00:47:14,966
+这里用不着你你给我出去找客人
+
+777
+00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:17,050
+哈哈说起来
+
+778
+00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:17,400
+当然
+
+779
+00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,333
+少不了代表天长地久的韩国野生萝卜
+
+780
+00:47:20,333 --> 00:47:23,483
+再加上一条荡气回肠的猪大肠
+
+781
+00:47:23,650 --> 00:47:26,200
+在铺在恩爱缠绵的面条上面
+
+782
+00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,250
+就是一家团聚
+
+783
+00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:29,333
+成为一碗街边的杂碎面哎
+
+784
+00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,250
+这碗面卖99块9毛9过不过分
+
+785
+00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,683
+哎哎哎不过
+
+786
+00:47:34,883 --> 00:47:36,283
+一碗杂碎面能够做的这么好吃
+
+787
+00:47:36,283 --> 00:47:36,883
+也不容易
+
+788
+00:47:36,883 --> 00:47:39,799
+因为越简单的东西越难做的好吃啊
+
+789
+00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,883
+可以了那你意义就在这里好
+
+790
+00:47:42,883 --> 00:47:44,483
+我就尝尝你做的杂碎面
+
+791
+00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:49,083
+咖喱鱼丸没鱼味又没咖喱味
+
+792
+00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:49,883
+失败
+
+793
+00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:52,166
+猪皮煮的太烂没嚼头
+
+794
+00:47:52,166 --> 00:47:52,966
+失败
+
+795
+00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,250
+朱红松扑扑的一家就散
+
+796
+00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:56,050
+失败
+
+797
+00:47:56,733 --> 00:47:58,966
+罗布没挑过金太多失败
+
+798
+00:48:00,650 --> 00:48:03,083
+最离谱的就是大昌完全没有洗干净
+
+799
+00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:03,933
+还有一块屎
+
+800
+00:48:03,966 --> 00:48:05,366
+你有没有搞错啊你
+
+801
+00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,600
+一样的台词是吧
+
+802
+00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,766
+到底我是狮子还是你是狮子的
+
+803
+00:48:09,883 --> 00:48:10,999
+给我下台去吧
+
+804
+00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,566
+你这么做生意有没有良心啊
+
+805
+00:48:13,650 --> 00:48:15,683
+保安保安
+
+806
+00:48:16,733 --> 00:48:17,683
+保安
+
+807
+00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:23,533
+这种骨头啊
+
+808
+00:48:23,533 --> 00:48:25,249
+每天晚上我们就要从垃圾桶里面捡回
+
+809
+00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:26,933
+多少你敢用它来卖钱
+
+810
+00:48:26,933 --> 00:48:29,449
+你这么骗顾客我实在看不过去了
+
+811
+00:48:29,566 --> 00:48:31,366
+我再也不会帮你做这种事了
+
+812
+00:48:31,366 --> 00:48:32,649
+你算什么食神呐
+
+813
+00:48:32,683 --> 00:48:34,249
+你赌不赌烧菜啊
+
+814
+00:48:34,450 --> 00:48:35,766
+你会不会拿铲子啊
+
+815
+00:48:35,850 --> 00:48:37,050
+你会不会拿刀啊
+
+816
+00:48:37,733 --> 00:48:38,533
+哎
+
+817
+00:48:38,850 --> 00:48:41,533
+人家问你的问题回答完了再走什么
+
+818
+00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,800
+啊
+
+819
+00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,166
+你有种
+
+820
+00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,883
+你根本不配叫食神
+
+821
+00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,083
+我不会跟你一般见识
+
+822
+00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:51,249
+你省省力气吧
+
+823
+00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:53,733
+你连在街边卖砸对面的不够资格
+
+824
+00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:55,766
+对不起你已经不是本集团的人
+
+825
+00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,000
+你再在这无理取闹我就叫警察
+
+826
+00:48:58,050 --> 00:49:00,883
+你没有资格在我面前说话我才是食神
+
+827
+00:49:01,050 --> 00:49:02,933
+你就连给我提血你都不这么快
+
+828
+00:49:03,050 --> 00:49:05,966
+小小胖才是才才是
+
+829
+00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:07,850
+我不怕你来呀来呀
+
+830
+00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,283
+才是主角一样
+
+831
+00:49:10,966 --> 00:49:12,566
+别吓唬我没用的
+
+832
+00:49:12,566 --> 00:49:14,049
+一个人在这捣乱不准拍
+
+833
+00:49:14,883 --> 00:49:17,049
+有种你就拿起刀证明给大家看
+
+834
+00:49:17,050 --> 00:49:17,766
+你会做菜
+
+835
+00:49:17,766 --> 00:49:19,649
+笨蛋我不会
+
+836
+00:49:26,333 --> 00:49:28,333
+哎呦身为一个厨师
+
+837
+00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:30,483
+你连拿刀的力量都没有
+
+838
+00:49:41,566 --> 00:49:42,733
+让我藏牛奶
+
+839
+00:49:42,733 --> 00:49:45,449
+教你怎么样做一碗好的杂碎面
+
+840
+00:50:05,766 --> 00:50:08,533
+但是这个剧情他不会是那个什么
+
+841
+00:50:10,683 --> 00:50:14,166
+这是不会是那个什么勇勇者变那个
+
+842
+00:50:14,283 --> 00:50:16,083
+恶龙的这种剧情吧
+
+843
+00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:19,283
+打败了资本然后自己成为了资本
+
+844
+00:50:19,283 --> 00:50:20,449
+不会是这种吧
+
+845
+00:50:20,483 --> 00:50:23,283
+小胖到是不是也变坏了到时候
+
+846
+00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:38,133
+我美
+
+847
+00:50:38,333 --> 00:50:41,933
+姬花对面也要花心思的以自己之约心
+
+848
+00:50:42,133 --> 00:50:43,766
+我才是真正的食神
+
+849
+00:50:45,883 --> 00:50:47,333
+我真的看不透你啊
+
+850
+00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:48,999
+我美极我美极我美极
+
+851
+00:50:49,450 --> 00:50:52,283
+我是中国厨艺训练学院第105届毕业生
+
+852
+00:50:52,283 --> 00:50:54,199
+我烧的菜很好吃很好吃
+
+853
+00:50:55,566 --> 00:50:57,683
+烧菜烧的好要饭要到老要到老
+
+854
+00:50:57,683 --> 00:50:58,766
+你很好放啊
+
+855
+00:50:59,766 --> 00:51:00,566
+呀
+
+856
+00:51:01,133 --> 00:51:02,933
+这是真正的实情
+
+857
+00:51:14,083 --> 00:51:14,766
+周先生
+
+858
+00:51:14,766 --> 00:51:17,083
+有五十几个客人在你的餐厅吃了牛扒
+
+859
+00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:18,333
+之后感到不适
+
+860
+00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,600
+我们怀疑你用了英国走私牛肉
+
+861
+00:51:20,883 --> 00:51:22,933
+现在请你立刻跟我回去协助调查
+
+862
+00:51:22,933 --> 00:51:25,733
+喂有批牛肉很便宜你要就打这个
+
+863
+00:51:27,050 --> 00:51:28,533
+没事啊吉拉
+
+864
+00:51:55,766 --> 00:51:56,933
+嘿嘿嘿嘿
+
+865
+00:52:00,966 --> 00:52:03,533
+嗯竟然是他给小胖点烟
+
+866
+00:52:03,533 --> 00:52:05,533
+小胖混的比他还好了
+
+867
+00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:28,966
+才子要多窄有多窄吸管要多粗有多粗
+
+868
+00:52:28,966 --> 00:52:30,333
+冰块要多大放多大
+
+869
+00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:31,849
+薯条炸的要多老有多老
+
+870
+00:52:31,850 --> 00:52:33,683
+让小朋友吃了要多渴有多渴
+
+871
+00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:34,799
+这些事你应该知道
+
+872
+00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:35,800
+不用我多说了
+
+873
+00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:39,450
+这样做对小朋友的健康好像不太好吧
+
+874
+00:52:40,166 --> 00:52:41,933
+师傅本周以前除了训你之外
+
+875
+00:52:41,933 --> 00:52:43,166
+有没有打过你啊
+
+876
+00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,483
+岂有此理
+
+877
+00:52:46,133 --> 00:52:47,283
+这是小胖吗
+
+878
+00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,250
+气死我了
+
+879
+00:52:54,250 --> 00:52:55,966
+那不是跟我说一样吗
+
+880
+00:52:56,050 --> 00:52:58,250
+哈哈我可是好人呐
+
+881
+00:52:58,366 --> 00:53:00,799
+哈哈哈把他抬走
+
+882
+00:53:02,566 --> 00:53:04,249
+哈哈哈
+
+883
+00:53:07,850 --> 00:53:08,883
+我再看看
+
+884
+00:53:11,650 --> 00:53:21,883
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+885
+00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:25,366
+哈我都学不会这种哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+886
+00:53:25,766 --> 00:53:26,566
+像不像
+
+887
+00:53:37,933 --> 00:53:39,999
+萝卜没挑过精太多失败
+
+888
+00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:44,566
+猪皮煮的太烂了没有失败哈
+
+889
+00:53:45,766 --> 00:53:47,883
+哈哈中邪烂兮兮的一甲
+
+890
+00:53:47,883 --> 00:53:49,333
+哈哈哈失败中的失败
+
+891
+00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,883
+最后几个音有点绷不住哈哈哈
+
+892
+00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:55,566
+笑到一半就没气了
+
+893
+00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:57,133
+他们怎么能笑那么长的
+
+894
+00:53:58,283 --> 00:53:59,733
+哈哈哈
+
+895
+00:54:00,483 --> 00:54:01,999
+撑到最后没气了
+
+896
+00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,966
+你就给我30块钱让我看医生好了
+
+897
+00:54:03,966 --> 00:54:04,766
+切
+
+898
+00:54:04,933 --> 00:54:07,533
+那我再练习一下都说我也是食神呢
+
+899
+00:54:07,650 --> 00:54:10,333
+食神食神食神
+
+900
+00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:13,483
+啊
+
+901
+00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,000
+哎不开玩笑是真的
+
+902
+00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,450
+哎帮个忙吧
+
+903
+00:54:22,450 --> 00:54:23,533
+大家都是好兄弟
+
+904
+00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:25,133
+你就随便给个几块钱吧
+
+905
+00:54:25,333 --> 00:54:26,133
+哎
+
+906
+00:54:26,166 --> 00:54:29,366
+就算是封我的口可以吗哈哈哈哈哈
+
+907
+00:54:30,133 --> 00:54:31,599
+没气了没气了
+
+908
+00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,650
+我在吃西口吃
+
+909
+00:54:37,650 --> 00:54:39,933
+不能妨碍做生意嘛好啦
+
+910
+00:54:40,533 --> 00:54:42,799
+你他妈找揍哈哈哈怎么样
+
+911
+00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,400
+不行不行
+
+912
+00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,050
+没事没事没事没事没事
+
+913
+00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,800
+哎呀我看我真的该看医生了
+
+914
+00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,733
+你就随便给我一个找麻烦是吧
+
+915
+00:54:58,733 --> 00:55:00,133
+哎没没没老大
+
+916
+00:55:00,483 --> 00:55:01,449
+哎不好意思啊
+
+917
+00:55:01,683 --> 00:55:03,933
+找麻烦我奉陪哎不是不是不是
+
+918
+00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:05,599
+大家都是好兄弟嘛对不对
+
+919
+00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,683
+这男的一点肌肉都没有面子好吗
+
+920
+00:55:09,050 --> 00:55:09,966
+对不起对不起啊
+
+921
+00:55:16,966 --> 00:55:18,966
+打他干嘛不给钱啊
+
+922
+00:55:19,366 --> 00:55:21,333
+别打了别打了
+
+923
+00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,050
+打来那抢饭吃
+
+924
+00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:26,733
+再敢麻烦把你手剁了
+
+925
+00:55:28,533 --> 00:55:29,849
+我就不耐烦了你
+
+926
+00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:31,166
+什么事啊
+
+927
+00:55:31,533 --> 00:55:32,533
+好了好了没事没事
+
+928
+00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:33,966
+我打他一拳我走了走了
+
+929
+00:55:34,533 --> 00:55:36,849
+宋明是我打他一拳就一拳
+
+930
+00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,600
+走
+
+931
+00:55:42,683 --> 00:55:44,799
+你当时不是也没吃他们的吗
+
+932
+00:55:53,133 --> 00:55:56,049
+嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟
+
+933
+00:55:56,933 --> 00:55:57,733
+喂
+
+934
+00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,200
+喂
+
+935
+00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:08,399
+肚子饿不饿
+
+936
+00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:10,533
+有一点
+
+937
+00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:12,166
+想不想吃东西
+
+938
+00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,650
+随便了
+
+939
+00:56:14,533 --> 00:56:16,199
+看视频不怕老鼠啊
+
+940
+00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,050
+看视频为什么会怕老鼠呢
+
+941
+00:56:33,683 --> 00:56:34,533
+秀发
+
+942
+00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:48,133
+吃饭
+
+943
+00:56:49,683 --> 00:56:51,599
+好好好吃啊
+
+944
+00:57:10,566 --> 00:57:12,049
+这么快就感动啊
+
+945
+00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,483
+快来帮忙
+
+946
+00:57:20,566 --> 00:57:21,399
+把脚放下
+
+947
+00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:34,283
+额头
+
+948
+00:57:34,966 --> 00:57:36,849
+我只不过是个女人
+
+949
+00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,683
+你想唬我就唬我吧
+
+950
+00:57:38,883 --> 00:57:40,483
+不过当年丧彪喝醉了酒
+
+951
+00:57:40,483 --> 00:57:41,883
+当头就砍了我一刀
+
+952
+00:57:42,283 --> 00:57:44,733
+让我拿着双刀由西贡街一直追他
+
+953
+00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:45,483
+追到公众
+
+954
+00:57:45,483 --> 00:57:49,083
+四方街有哪个不认识我双刀火机的
+
+955
+00:57:49,850 --> 00:57:52,650
+大姐我12岁就在庙街混了
+
+956
+00:57:52,650 --> 00:57:54,133
+什么风浪我没见过
+
+957
+00:57:54,933 --> 00:57:57,533
+你现在带这批小痞子来砸我的场子
+
+958
+00:57:57,566 --> 00:57:58,649
+你想唬谁啊
+
+959
+00:57:58,850 --> 00:58:00,733
+伙计你说什么呀
+
+960
+00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,533
+我要是砸你的场子
+
+961
+00:58:02,533 --> 00:58:04,249
+也不会带这么少人来
+
+962
+00:58:04,650 --> 00:58:06,166
+我来是告诉你一声
+
+963
+00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,800
+以后撒尿虾就归我
+
+964
+00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,200
+你说归你就归你啊
+
+965
+00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:11,683
+你以为你是天王老子
+
+966
+00:58:11,850 --> 00:58:13,450
+牛丸那账我还没给你算呢
+
+967
+00:58:13,733 --> 00:58:15,849
+照你这么说你去吃屎吧
+
+968
+00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,166
+总之牛丸就分头来做
+
+969
+00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:19,733
+撒尿虾就包给我做
+
+970
+00:58:20,933 --> 00:58:22,399
+那就是不讲规矩了
+
+971
+00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,133
+我现在就是跟你讲规矩
+
+972
+00:58:25,133 --> 00:58:26,483
+咱们把账分清楚
+
+973
+00:58:26,650 --> 00:58:28,133
+我跟你4六分账
+
+974
+00:58:28,133 --> 00:58:29,849
+你们分4我们分6
+
+975
+00:58:29,933 --> 00:58:30,849
+你说什么
+
+976
+00:58:30,850 --> 00:58:32,200
+我耳朵是不是聋了
+
+977
+00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,250
+那就9一算了
+
+978
+00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:34,400
+我9你一
+
+979
+00:58:37,050 --> 00:58:39,800
+好把那手给我剁下来哎
+
+980
+00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,800
+不准动啊
+
+981
+00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,400
+全给我站好了这么社会啊
+
+982
+00:58:45,683 --> 00:58:48,083
+哎别乱来啊哎
+
+983
+00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,450
+我把撒尿虾给了你又怎么样
+
+984
+00:58:50,450 --> 00:58:51,250
+你会做吗
+
+985
+00:58:51,283 --> 00:58:52,799
+我们不会你们就会吧
+
+986
+00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,283
+我们奸计的撒尿虾本来已经很有名了
+
+987
+00:58:56,483 --> 00:58:59,566
+还有啊辣椒跟淮盐的比例正好
+
+988
+00:58:59,650 --> 00:59:01,250
+油锅里的油天天换
+
+989
+00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:02,683
+保证没有哈油味
+
+990
+00:59:02,683 --> 00:59:03,766
+火候十足
+
+991
+00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,133
+连虾壳炸的都又香又脆
+
+992
+00:59:07,166 --> 00:59:09,733
+这么一来就没有撒尿虾的鲜味了
+
+993
+00:59:10,050 --> 00:59:11,400
+哪个王八蛋乱说话
+
+994
+00:59:11,933 --> 00:59:13,966
+总之我的白串撒尿虾鲜味十足
+
+995
+00:59:14,766 --> 00:59:17,399
+白厨还是做你的狗屁牛肉丸算了
+
+996
+00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,166
+你们牛丸做不好就像独霸撒尿虾是吧
+
+997
+00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:21,133
+这牛丸你不做
+
+998
+00:59:21,133 --> 00:59:23,366
+我做给你打张好牌你都不会上
+
+999
+00:59:23,366 --> 00:59:26,333
+争什么掺在一起做顿撒尿牛丸呢
+
+1000
+00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:27,966
+笨蛋哎
+
+1001
+00:59:28,050 --> 00:59:30,166
+谁要谁又乱拿枪
+
+1002
+00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,400
+老大在这说话谁乱插嘴滚出来
+
+1003
+00:59:33,933 --> 00:59:34,799
+别看着我的呀
+
+1004
+00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:35,883
+是你的人乱说话
+
+1005
+00:59:35,883 --> 00:59:37,083
+我的人都有家教
+
+1006
+00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:39,566
+肯定不是他们说的是吗
+
+1007
+00:59:42,333 --> 00:59:44,683
+照着说争什么掺在一起变成撒尿尿
+
+1008
+00:59:44,683 --> 00:59:45,483
+完了笨蛋
+
+1009
+00:59:45,483 --> 00:59:46,366
+说笨蛋了吗
+
+1010
+00:59:46,366 --> 00:59:47,249
+肯定说了
+
+1011
+00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,800
+我是有名的顺风耳说了吗
+
+1012
+00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:54,049
+怎么样掺在一起做撒尿
+
+1013
+00:59:54,050 --> 00:59:55,933
+牛丸笨蛋不是
+
+1014
+00:59:56,050 --> 00:59:56,850
+你
+
+1015
+00:59:57,683 --> 00:59:58,533
+正什么呀
+
+1016
+00:59:58,533 --> 01:00:00,849
+掺在一起做撒尿牛丸啊笨蛋
+
+1017
+01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,600
+说哎能不能跳着说啊
+
+1018
+01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:05,600
+随便随便随便
+
+1019
+01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:07,050
+撒尿牛丸
+
+1020
+01:00:07,533 --> 01:00:08,849
+对不起我说错了
+
+1021
+01:00:08,933 --> 01:00:09,849
+再说
+
+1022
+01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,133
+站在一起能不能做撒尿牛丸的笨蛋
+
+1023
+01:00:14,333 --> 01:00:16,333
+你说这是啥子哦
+
+1024
+01:00:16,366 --> 01:00:19,799
+我在一起做窝尿牛丸笨蛋你说什么呀
+
+1025
+01:00:20,133 --> 01:00:23,883
+四川话四川话你会计时吗你正什么呀
+
+1026
+01:00:23,883 --> 01:00:25,733
+为什么翻译成闽南话我再听一下
+
+1027
+01:00:25,733 --> 01:00:27,599
+我感觉有点跟我的不一样
+
+1028
+01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:32,333
+笨蛋你说整啥子哦
+
+1029
+01:00:32,366 --> 01:00:35,683
+我在一起做蜗牛牛丸笨蛋五鸟牛尾
+
+1030
+01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:37,399
+我没有听说过是五
+
+1031
+01:00:37,966 --> 01:00:40,283
+花鸟五鸟确实
+
+1032
+01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:42,766
+跟跟我家肯定不是同一个地方
+
+1033
+01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:48,533
+你中什么呀
+
+1034
+01:00:48,533 --> 01:00:51,933
+掺在一起做3六下笨蛋你
+
+1035
+01:00:53,533 --> 01:00:54,649
+你笑什么呀
+
+1036
+01:00:55,166 --> 01:00:57,399
+接着说这是什么
+
+1037
+01:00:57,850 --> 01:00:59,883
+掺在一起做3丢丢吧
+
+1038
+01:00:59,933 --> 01:01:01,683
+笨蛋哈哈哈
+
+1039
+01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:02,600
+你
+
+1040
+01:01:03,283 --> 01:01:04,083
+笨蛋
+
+1041
+01:01:05,166 --> 01:01:08,249
+笨蛋你凶什么
+
+1042
+01:01:08,483 --> 01:01:09,933
+掺在一起做3呢等等
+
+1043
+01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:12,566
+这都能听出来
+
+1044
+01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,200
+对蜗牛是很四川
+
+1045
+01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,400
+但是我
+
+1046
+01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:17,333
+我附近的人
+
+1047
+01:01:17,333 --> 01:01:19,649
+身边的人都说的是啥啥鸟啊
+
+1048
+01:01:19,650 --> 01:01:21,283
+再清楚的说一次
+
+1049
+01:01:21,333 --> 01:01:23,533
+撒尿牛人可能就是说撒尿八蛋
+
+1050
+01:01:23,533 --> 01:01:24,283
+还说不是你啊
+
+1051
+01:01:24,283 --> 01:01:26,366
+我自己都不知道说什么你听得出来
+
+1052
+01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,883
+哈哈哈你的声音这么怪
+
+1053
+01:01:28,933 --> 01:01:30,449
+化成灰我也听得出来
+
+1054
+01:01:30,566 --> 01:01:33,166
+伙计他是你的人该怎么处置
+
+1055
+01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,566
+大家伙你这张烂嘴巴老是多嘴多唇
+
+1056
+01:01:40,566 --> 01:01:41,483
+没大没小的
+
+1057
+01:01:41,483 --> 01:01:43,449
+你是不要小拇指还是不要大拇指
+
+1058
+01:01:45,483 --> 01:01:48,766
+手指甲好不好啊啊
+
+1059
+01:01:52,366 --> 01:01:54,366
+啊啊好棒啊
+
+1060
+01:01:54,733 --> 01:01:56,733
+我的地盘哪个敢动他
+
+1061
+01:01:56,933 --> 01:01:57,849
+你这什么意思
+
+1062
+01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,650
+他是我的人
+
+1063
+01:01:59,733 --> 01:02:01,399
+到了他以后怎么开会
+
+1064
+01:02:06,283 --> 01:02:07,649
+你这是不守规矩了
+
+1065
+01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:08,799
+滚开
+
+1066
+01:02:09,733 --> 01:02:10,733
+去死
+
+1067
+01:02:14,733 --> 01:02:16,649
+看到这种就一个机灵
+
+1068
+01:02:16,883 --> 01:02:18,933
+哎无法想象的疼痛
+
+1069
+01:02:24,683 --> 01:02:26,449
+姐我想清楚了
+
+1070
+01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:27,933
+这撒尿虾
+
+1071
+01:02:28,166 --> 01:02:29,849
+牛肉丸全都归你做
+
+1072
+01:02:29,966 --> 01:02:31,199
+这总行了吧
+
+1073
+01:02:44,650 --> 01:02:46,283
+别浪费我炸着你
+
+1074
+01:02:48,883 --> 01:02:51,249
+刚才真是多谢你了师兄弟不用刷
+
+1075
+01:02:51,850 --> 01:02:52,683
+好痛好痛好痛
+
+1076
+01:02:52,683 --> 01:02:54,849
+像你这么有义气的人真是难找
+
+1077
+01:02:54,933 --> 01:02:56,133
+我照你啊
+
+1078
+01:02:56,883 --> 01:03:00,166
+我拿台灯灯照照着你
+
+1079
+01:03:01,883 --> 01:03:03,449
+前进
+
+1080
+01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,883
+上刀山下我还有
+
+1081
+01:03:11,566 --> 01:03:12,366
+防
+
+1082
+01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:15,883
+我可以帮你挡刀
+
+1083
+01:03:16,883 --> 01:03:20,199
+指甲刀一生又何妨
+
+1084
+01:03:20,733 --> 01:03:21,533
+怎么样
+
+1085
+01:03:22,283 --> 01:03:24,283
+为娇娃
+
+1086
+01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,650
+献上一片心
+
+1087
+01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,200
+好兄弟
+
+1088
+01:03:31,450 --> 01:03:32,650
+好痛好痛好痛
+
+1089
+01:03:36,133 --> 01:03:36,933
+哈哈哈
+
+1090
+01:03:41,133 --> 01:03:42,399
+那你说
+
+1091
+01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,166
+我只能说实话指甲刀怎么你了
+
+1092
+01:03:46,166 --> 01:03:47,366
+那你比如说你
+
+1093
+01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,050
+你本来昨天剪了指甲刀啊
+
+1094
+01:03:49,050 --> 01:03:50,083
+你昨天就剪了指甲
+
+1095
+01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:52,049
+然后今天有坏人他要伤害你
+
+1096
+01:03:52,050 --> 01:03:53,850
+嗯在小巷子堵你
+
+1097
+01:03:53,850 --> 01:03:56,166
+他说把手伸出来我给你剪指甲
+
+1098
+01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:58,166
+但昨天你已经剪的干干净净了
+
+1099
+01:03:58,166 --> 01:03:59,566
+再剪你要剪到肉了
+
+1100
+01:03:59,566 --> 01:04:01,366
+你要剪到你要剪出血线了
+
+1101
+01:04:01,366 --> 01:04:03,083
+你要你要剪出血了
+
+1102
+01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:04,399
+这个时候嗯
+
+1103
+01:04:04,566 --> 01:04:05,999
+最紧从天而降
+
+1104
+01:04:07,050 --> 01:04:08,283
+这是我的小弟
+
+1105
+01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:11,166
+我不能容忍你动他一根汗毛
+
+1106
+01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,450
+要剪剪我的
+
+1107
+01:04:12,883 --> 01:04:13,999
+这个指甲刀
+
+1108
+01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:15,249
+我替他扛了
+
+1109
+01:04:17,733 --> 01:04:19,399
+敢不敢接敢不敢接
+
+1110
+01:04:30,883 --> 01:04:34,683
+哼你就说派不派的上用场吗你就说
+
+1111
+01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,166
+把我美甲剪了
+
+1112
+01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:39,883
+没事我照你啊因为你是我小弟啊
+
+1113
+01:04:43,566 --> 01:04:44,366
+没有现在没有
+
+1114
+01:04:44,366 --> 01:04:47,399
+没有什么美甲正常指甲稍微有一点点
+
+1115
+01:04:47,566 --> 01:04:49,166
+呃小长还好
+
+1116
+01:04:49,166 --> 01:04:51,166
+一般我都会留一点点指甲的
+
+1117
+01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:52,933
+要不然显得手指短
+
+1118
+01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:56,399
+有指甲显得手指长懂不懂
+
+1119
+01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,850
+但是你们男生还是别留指甲
+
+1120
+01:04:59,133 --> 01:05:02,483
+会会被觉得不好看清爽
+
+1121
+01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:08,250
+啊
+
+1122
+01:05:14,566 --> 01:05:17,049
+手指不短就不能显得更长吗
+
+1123
+01:05:18,050 --> 01:05:19,200
+真是的
+
+1124
+01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:37,966
+撒尿牛丸
+
+1125
+01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:41,683
+没错这弹力这么好啊
+
+1126
+01:05:41,683 --> 01:05:43,566
+因为这牛丸的中间是空的
+
+1127
+01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:47,000
+道理呢就像现在鞋底有气的球鞋一样
+
+1128
+01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,400
+喂我吃一口可不可以快吃啊
+
+1129
+01:05:51,050 --> 01:05:53,133
+好爽啊好爽啊
+
+1130
+01:05:53,133 --> 01:05:54,083
+全靠它
+
+1131
+01:05:54,933 --> 01:05:56,999
+双刀火鸡的碗力惊人
+
+1132
+01:05:57,366 --> 01:05:59,483
+就他才能打出这么好的牛丸
+
+1133
+01:05:59,883 --> 01:06:00,399
+平均每
+
+1134
+01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:03,883
+份牛肉需要他不停的打26,800多次
+
+1135
+01:06:04,450 --> 01:06:06,966
+但是撒尿牛丸怎么撒尿啊
+
+1136
+01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:08,933
+你把它整颗放进嘴里
+
+1137
+01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:17,800
+水赛
+
+1138
+01:06:19,483 --> 01:06:21,533
+快打119 hmm
+
+1139
+01:06:35,566 --> 01:06:38,933
+从来没有试过这么清新脱俗的感觉
+
+1140
+01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:40,450
+牛肉的鲜
+
+1141
+01:06:40,733 --> 01:06:42,199
+沙面虾的甜
+
+1142
+01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,850
+混在一起的味道119
+
+1143
+01:06:45,166 --> 01:06:47,566
+五官有过之而无不及
+
+1144
+01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,600
+甚至比我的初恋更加诗情画意
+
+1145
+01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:54,849
+所谓举头望明月
+
+1146
+01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,133
+低头思故乡
+
+1147
+01:06:57,250 --> 01:06:59,733
+好是好时啊
+
+1148
+01:07:02,166 --> 01:07:03,483
+我看你们这些人
+
+1149
+01:07:03,483 --> 01:07:05,933
+对饼干脆这个名字有没有这么敏感
+
+1150
+01:07:05,933 --> 01:07:07,166
+啊嗯
+
+1151
+01:07:07,483 --> 01:07:09,166
+没事吧你躲开
+
+1152
+01:07:09,933 --> 01:07:11,199
+这个太棒了
+
+1153
+01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:12,533
+我把名字都改了
+
+1154
+01:07:12,883 --> 01:07:14,533
+爆浆撒尿牛丸
+
+1155
+01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,883
+要发财就靠他
+
+1156
+01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:18,850
+那么容易发财啊
+
+1157
+01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:20,533
+你当我是傻子
+
+1158
+01:07:20,933 --> 01:07:23,483
+我信他应该怎么做
+
+1159
+01:07:24,283 --> 01:07:27,366
+当然是开间店做好他先赚他第一笔钱
+
+1160
+01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,400
+哇
+
+1161
+01:07:29,050 --> 01:07:32,166
+那不是可以��一套最新的卡拉OK了
+
+1162
+01:07:32,283 --> 01:07:32,966
+伙计
+
+1163
+01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:36,166
+也不怕人笑你有一天当然买楼收租了
+
+1164
+01:07:36,166 --> 01:07:37,566
+这才叫高招吗
+
+1165
+01:07:37,683 --> 01:07:38,683
+当然了
+
+1166
+01:07:39,483 --> 01:07:41,649
+不过要是换了我开分店
+
+1167
+01:07:42,083 --> 01:07:43,449
+1间变2间
+
+1168
+01:07:43,683 --> 01:07:45,199
+2间变4间
+
+1169
+01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:46,849
+4间变8间
+
+1170
+01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,450
+8间以后就上市
+
+1171
+01:07:48,766 --> 01:07:50,283
+上市以后再集资
+
+1172
+01:07:50,283 --> 01:07:51,683
+接着就是炒股票
+
+1173
+01:07:51,766 --> 01:07:53,199
+然后再炒第一
+
+1174
+01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,850
+接着再分开
+
+1175
+01:07:56,450 --> 01:07:57,250
+上市
+
+1176
+01:07:58,166 --> 01:08:00,566
+到时候光收古鞋我就熏翻了
+
+1177
+01:08:00,566 --> 01:08:04,133
+哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1178
+01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,933
+哈哈你笑你明白
+
+1179
+01:08:11,283 --> 01:08:12,483
+倒不是太明白
+
+1180
+01:08:12,933 --> 01:08:19,449
+不过听起来蛮不错的哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1181
+01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:25,083
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1182
+01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:33,766
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1183
+01:08:35,366 --> 01:08:38,449
+哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1184
+01:08:39,283 --> 01:08:41,049
+不是他们怎么就合作了呢
+
+1185
+01:08:41,050 --> 01:08:42,966
+不想私吞吗他们
+
+1186
+01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,133
+yeah啊啊
+
+1187
+01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:07,600
+哦哦
+
+1188
+01:09:12,766 --> 01:09:14,199
+收藏技术呀
+
+1189
+01:09:18,733 --> 01:09:19,533
+yeah
+
+1190
+01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,400
+好不容易啊莫文媚
+
+1191
+01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,850
+要这么扮丑
+
+1192
+01:09:40,766 --> 01:09:42,283
+莫文蔚是吧
+
+1193
+01:09:51,933 --> 01:09:54,283
+阿婆来碗撒尿牛丸尝尝啊
+
+1194
+01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:56,083
+吃了不会尿床啊
+
+1195
+01:09:56,133 --> 01:09:57,766
+很好吃的
+
+1196
+01:10:01,050 --> 01:10:03,200
+但是我我的工作也很不容易
+
+1197
+01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,366
+大家的工作也很不容易
+
+1198
+01:10:05,533 --> 01:10:07,366
+没有人是容易的
+
+1199
+01:10:07,483 --> 01:10:10,249
+大家活在这个世上都不容易
+
+1200
+01:10:13,733 --> 01:10:15,166
+升华主题了
+
+1201
+01:10:23,083 --> 01:10:25,049
+但是富二代是容易的
+
+1202
+01:10:26,733 --> 01:10:28,249
+有钱人才是容易的
+
+1203
+01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:29,800
+晚饭这么划算
+
+1204
+01:10:31,283 --> 01:10:33,733
+来一碗外卖大家都辛苦了
+
+1205
+01:10:33,733 --> 01:10:35,449
+神经病哈
+
+1206
+01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:39,399
+你说他们这个三角牛丸
+
+1207
+01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:40,566
+跟我们吃的是不是完
+
+1208
+01:10:40,566 --> 01:10:41,399
+全不一样
+
+1209
+01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:43,050
+我觉得吃的那种三角牛丸
+
+1210
+01:10:43,166 --> 01:10:44,566
+绝对没有牛肉
+
+1211
+01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:49,800
+oh
+
+1212
+01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,883
+哎报告还没给我呢哦来了
+
+1213
+01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,333
+绝对没有牛肉
+
+1214
+01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:02,999
+现在的三角牛蛙
+
+1215
+01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:22,166
+他吃东西了
+
+1216
+01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,733
+潮汕牛肉丸我都没见到过有卖的
+
+1217
+01:11:37,966 --> 01:11:39,883
+总之那种只有在那个
+
+1218
+01:11:40,083 --> 01:11:43,283
+冒菜店才会看到撒尿牛丸之类的
+
+1219
+01:11:43,683 --> 01:11:45,366
+那种肯定不是真的
+
+1220
+01:11:49,166 --> 01:11:52,083
+谁告诉你说不要钱的真是干活
+
+1221
+01:11:58,883 --> 01:12:02,083
+啊哈哈哈哈
+
+1222
+01:12:13,966 --> 01:12:15,533
+我怎么遮住啊西的城市
+
+1223
+01:12:15,533 --> 01:12:17,166
+话题就是让所有医生都速度
+
+1224
+01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:17,999
+为什么遮住啊
+
+1225
+01:12:18,050 --> 01:12:20,650
+实证竟然让一颗撒鸟牛丸给治好了
+
+1226
+01:12:20,650 --> 01:12:22,850
+而且他已经在短时间内味道皆知
+
+1227
+01:12:22,850 --> 01:12:23,566
+相闻了
+
+1228
+01:12:23,566 --> 01:12:25,649
+原来发明这颗撒鸟牛丸的人呢
+
+1229
+01:12:25,650 --> 01:12:27,566
+就是饮食界的传奇人物
+
+1230
+01:12:27,566 --> 01:12:29,133
+前唐朝饮食集团主席
+
+1231
+01:12:29,133 --> 01:12:31,649
+曾有食神之号的史提芬周
+
+1232
+01:12:31,683 --> 01:12:32,683
+哎对了
+
+1233
+01:12:32,733 --> 01:12:33,566
+喜提潘州啊
+
+1234
+01:12:33,566 --> 01:12:35,649
+为什么你的撒尿牛蛙会这么受欢迎呢
+
+1235
+01:12:35,650 --> 01:12:38,000
+哈呃我想让我来回答不太公平
+
+1236
+01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,083
+最好问一下顾客为什么要捧我的场
+
+1237
+01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:41,133
+哎小兄弟
+
+1238
+01:12:41,450 --> 01:12:43,250
+你为什么喜欢吃撒尿牛丸呢
+
+1239
+01:12:43,533 --> 01:12:45,599
+啊自从我吃了撒尿牛丸之后呢
+
+1240
+01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,283
+头脑都变得灵活了好多
+
+1241
+01:12:47,283 --> 01:12:49,399
+每次考试都得100分呢
+
+1242
+01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:50,933
+哇真的那么厉害啊
+
+1243
+01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:55,933
+哦我吃完以后更美了哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1244
+01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:57,850
+我吃了之后明显的高了
+
+1245
+01:12:57,850 --> 01:13:01,333
+人也壮了自信心又回到了我身边呀哈
+
+1246
+01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:04,683
+哎
+
+1247
+01:13:04,683 --> 01:13:07,333
+你这次重出江湖那有没有想东山再起
+
+1248
+01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:08,649
+东山再起
+
+1249
+01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,083
+哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1250
+01:13:11,083 --> 01:13:12,449
+那你可不可以总结一下
+
+1251
+01:13:12,450 --> 01:13:14,200
+撒尿牛蛙的成功秘诀呢
+
+1252
+01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,733
+很简单好吃新奇又好玩
+
+1253
+01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,133
+好玩怎么好玩啊
+
+1254
+01:13:38,850 --> 01:13:41,133
+有没有人试试是不是真的
+
+1255
+01:13:46,733 --> 01:13:48,599
+真的要来打羽毛球
+
+1256
+01:13:49,483 --> 01:13:50,283
+要么靠
+
+1257
+01:13:51,850 --> 01:13:53,400
+喂这个东西真是
+
+1258
+01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,450
+不但好吃又有噱头
+
+1259
+01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,166
+我都忍不住买了一碗
+
+1260
+01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:04,366
+怎么让他抓住一点机会就能翻身呢
+
+1261
+01:14:04,366 --> 01:14:06,166
+嘿嘿不用那么担心
+
+1262
+01:14:06,166 --> 01:14:07,533
+我看是小意思
+
+1263
+01:14:07,533 --> 01:14:08,799
+想翻身没那么容易
+
+1264
+01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,400
+最怕偷着吃还要反击
+
+1265
+01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,166
+像乒乓球一样有弹性的牛丸
+
+1266
+01:14:12,166 --> 01:14:15,133
+现在全香港里有谁不知道哎
+
+1267
+01:14:15,133 --> 01:14:17,883
+是不是没有卡住了大家还会拉屎哦
+
+1268
+01:14:17,883 --> 01:14:18,883
+啊安慕斯
+
+1269
+01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:21,049
+哈哈哈是不是奇迹
+
+1270
+01:14:21,050 --> 01:14:22,000
+真是奇迹
+
+1271
+01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,050
+难得你有这么好的开始
+
+1272
+01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:27,483
+但是你把所有的东西都拿去做抵押
+
+1273
+01:14:27,650 --> 01:14:30,450
+开20间分店我觉得有点太冒险了
+
+1274
+01:14:31,083 --> 01:14:32,449
+你觉得有点冒险
+
+1275
+01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,533
+哎要不先开两间好不好啊
+
+1276
+01:14:34,650 --> 01:14:35,850
+哎哎周先生
+
+1277
+01:14:35,966 --> 01:14:37,933
+哎你第一步既然已经成功了
+
+1278
+01:14:37,933 --> 01:14:39,683
+就不必再冒这么大的风险了
+
+1279
+01:14:39,683 --> 01:14:41,133
+用不着那么多废话
+
+1280
+01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:42,683
+你懂个屁啊
+
+1281
+01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,050
+我做生意还用你教
+
+1282
+01:14:44,050 --> 01:14:46,766
+问题是根据你以前的记录来看
+
+1283
+01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,200
+要我们银行借钱给你是有点困难的
+
+1284
+01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:54,600
+我认为你是对我的牛丸没有信心
+
+1285
+01:14:54,733 --> 01:14:55,999
+哎说老实话
+
+1286
+01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:58,733
+我真的不知道我平时很少吃
+
+1287
+01:14:59,766 --> 01:15:00,849
+街边的东西
+
+1288
+01:15:01,766 --> 01:15:02,599
+试一试
+
+1289
+01:15:07,166 --> 01:15:08,599
+试一试
+
+1290
+01:15:20,050 --> 01:15:21,733
+你真的把钱借给他了
+
+1291
+01:15:25,166 --> 01:15:27,449
+谢谢你哈哈哈客气什么
+
+1292
+01:15:27,566 --> 01:15:29,366
+我是照着老板的吩咐做的
+
+1293
+01:15:29,366 --> 01:15:31,966
+这小子一撅屁我就知道他拉什么屎
+
+1294
+01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:32,966
+想开分店
+
+1295
+01:15:32,966 --> 01:15:35,083
+他的分店全开在山旮旯吃辣角
+
+1296
+01:15:35,083 --> 01:15:37,649
+沙头角最狠在牛头角还是地下室
+
+1297
+01:15:37,650 --> 01:15:39,450
+喂你有没有学过风水啊
+
+1298
+01:15:39,450 --> 01:15:43,133
+啊这你该认识了吧啊
+
+1299
+01:15:45,450 --> 01:15:46,800
+看到没有啊
+
+1300
+01:15:47,050 --> 01:15:48,250
+死路一条
+
+1301
+01:15:48,650 --> 01:15:52,166
+要多少就借给他让他死的更惨一点啊
+
+1302
+01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:57,400
+有钱大家一块赚
+
+1303
+01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:12,566
+吗再垂死他们拿了钱去做罐头
+
+1304
+01:16:12,766 --> 01:16:14,449
+做罐头是啊
+
+1305
+01:16:14,533 --> 01:16:16,366
+全香港2,800多间超级市场
+
+1306
+01:16:16,366 --> 01:16:17,799
+便利店都会有的卖
+
+1307
+01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:19,533
+所有铺子位置的分布图
+
+1308
+01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:20,849
+我都已经输入电脑了
+
+1309
+01:16:24,766 --> 01:16:26,049
+fuck的厉害
+
+1310
+01:16:36,566 --> 01:16:38,083
+猜不透他
+
+1311
+01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,366
+这还用说吗当然了
+
+1312
+01:16:51,766 --> 01:16:53,683
+快看我有个表情很搞笑啊
+
+1313
+01:16:53,683 --> 01:16:55,083
+贼眉鼠眼的真的
+
+1314
+01:16:58,850 --> 01:17:00,733
+哈哈哈
+
+1315
+01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:03,200
+哈���哈哈
+
+1316
+01:17:08,683 --> 01:17:12,366
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1317
+01:17:13,683 --> 01:17:15,049
+就好像做了场梦一样
+
+1318
+01:17:15,050 --> 01:17:16,133
+哈哈哈
+
+1319
+01:17:16,133 --> 01:17:18,766
+这也证明啊香港是一个出奇迹的地方
+
+1320
+01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:22,083
+只要肯努力梦想就能够成真哈哈
+
+1321
+01:17:23,533 --> 01:17:24,333
+哈
+
+1322
+01:17:25,333 --> 01:17:34,249
+坏蛋坏蛋哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1323
+01:17:35,133 --> 01:17:36,599
+挽回一下形象
+
+1324
+01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:40,766
+你去了哪里啊
+
+1325
+01:17:40,766 --> 01:17:43,333
+根本就没扶我我以为你死了呢
+
+1326
+01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:46,283
+我是死了但是你不得不佩服我
+
+1327
+01:17:46,283 --> 01:17:47,566
+我为什么要扶你啊
+
+1328
+01:17:47,566 --> 01:17:50,883
+因为我又活过来了啊
+
+1329
+01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:53,599
+我服了你了哈哈哈哈
+
+1330
+01:17:54,166 --> 01:17:56,249
+哈哈哈对了我也要恭喜你啊
+
+1331
+01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:58,683
+上次大家很久没见我也这么说
+
+1332
+01:17:59,050 --> 01:18:01,566
+啊好久不见啊我以为你死了呢
+
+1333
+01:18:02,683 --> 01:18:03,399
+你说什么
+
+1334
+01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:06,166
+这个世界有很多事你一直想不到的
+
+1335
+01:18:06,483 --> 01:18:09,049
+正所谓让你不服都不行啊
+
+1336
+01:18:09,050 --> 01:18:10,366
+我为什么又要扶你啊
+
+1337
+01:18:10,366 --> 01:18:11,733
+如果我拿不到这个奖
+
+1338
+01:18:11,733 --> 01:18:14,766
+我哪有资格参加下个月的食神大赛啊
+
+1339
+01:18:14,883 --> 01:18:19,083
+哇我对你真是心服口服五体投地了
+
+1340
+01:18:19,083 --> 01:18:20,566
+你真行啊
+
+1341
+01:18:20,566 --> 01:18:22,083
+我这样不是让人家说我行
+
+1342
+01:18:22,083 --> 01:18:22,933
+而是要告诉人家
+
+1343
+01:18:22,933 --> 01:18:24,566
+我失去的我一定拿的回来
+
+1344
+01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,600
+嗯嗯哈哈哈
+
+1345
+01:18:28,683 --> 01:18:29,883
+没有攻击
+
+1346
+01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:32,650
+周先生你可以的
+
+1347
+01:18:32,650 --> 01:18:34,366
+但是你要认真的学烧菜
+
+1348
+01:18:34,566 --> 01:18:36,566
+中国厨艺训练学院
+
+1349
+01:18:36,566 --> 01:18:37,683
+当然记得
+
+1350
+01:18:37,683 --> 01:18:39,083
+我明天就去报名
+
+1351
+01:18:39,366 --> 01:18:42,049
+好啊哎看到他这个样子我就高兴了
+
+1352
+01:18:42,050 --> 01:18:43,450
+浪子回头嘛
+
+1353
+01:18:43,650 --> 01:18:44,450
+说真的
+
+1354
+01:18:44,733 --> 01:18:47,483
+无论你以前多么阴险毒辣无耻下流
+
+1355
+01:18:47,566 --> 01:18:48,683
+只要你想改变我
+
+1356
+01:18:48,683 --> 01:18:50,333
+大家一定会给你机会的
+
+1357
+01:18:50,450 --> 01:18:51,600
+来来来哈哈哈
+
+1358
+01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:53,366
+我这个人说话好像逛街是吧
+
+1359
+01:18:53,366 --> 01:18:55,533
+好久不见以为我进去了好像逛街是吧
+
+1360
+01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:00,533
+我活了这么大
+
+1361
+01:19:00,650 --> 01:19:03,450
+嘿嘿嘿就是对你看走了眼
+
+1362
+01:19:05,933 --> 01:19:09,133
+你们看他的样子是不是天真又可爱
+
+1363
+01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:12,733
+又活泼又会拉屎什么的
+
+1364
+01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:16,766
+没想到原来他最拿手的就是吃屎
+
+1365
+01:19:19,283 --> 01:19:21,933
+哎哎哎不要不要哎哎
+
+1366
+01:19:21,933 --> 01:19:23,199
+不要那么激动好不好哎哎
+
+1367
+01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:24,050
+冷静点冷静点
+
+1368
+01:19:24,050 --> 01:19:25,250
+哎不要不要不要
+
+1369
+01:19:25,566 --> 01:19:26,366
+不要
+
+1370
+01:19:26,883 --> 01:19:27,683
+不要不要
+
+1371
+01:19:28,166 --> 01:19:29,733
+不可以打不可以打
+
+1372
+01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:32,766
+打去死
+
+1373
+01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:36,199
+哈哈哈哈
+
+1374
+01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:43,449
+哎呀我要到孔子街头我要他死
+
+1375
+01:19:43,566 --> 01:19:45,133
+好啊让他死喽
+
+1376
+01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:48,999
+我要砍死他你
+
+1377
+01:19:49,933 --> 01:19:52,049
+放开我他不给你
+
+1378
+01:19:52,883 --> 01:19:55,083
+好你冷静点好不好冷静点
+
+1379
+01:19:55,283 --> 01:19:56,083
+不要动了
+
+1380
+01:19:56,883 --> 01:19:58,049
+不要再动了
+
+1381
+01:20:09,733 --> 01:20:10,766
+呃羞羞眼
+
+1382
+01:20:11,450 --> 01:20:12,250
+看看
+
+1383
+01:20:14,050 --> 01:20:16,933
+哎哎在这在这在这呢全部搞定了
+
+1384
+01:20:16,933 --> 01:20:18,883
+没事了什么搞定了
+
+1385
+01:20:18,933 --> 01:20:20,049
+我说有事
+
+1386
+01:20:20,533 --> 01:20:22,533
+我去砍了他省点力气
+
+1387
+01:20:22,650 --> 01:20:25,166
+你呀就是要打架
+
+1388
+01:20:25,283 --> 01:20:26,566
+我说过动手了吗
+
+1389
+01:20:26,733 --> 01:20:28,283
+要打我也会先打啊
+
+1390
+01:20:28,366 --> 01:20:29,766
+你以为这是庙街啊
+
+1391
+01:20:29,850 --> 01:20:31,166
+狗改不了吃屎
+
+1392
+01:20:31,450 --> 01:20:32,333
+看什么看
+
+1393
+01:20:32,366 --> 01:20:33,733
+你是不是想打我啊
+
+1394
+01:20:34,966 --> 01:20:36,449
+哼喂哎别理他
+
+1395
+01:20:41,283 --> 01:20:42,883
+他刚才哼有点可爱
+
+1396
+01:20:46,166 --> 01:20:48,766
+哼我们的生意越来越好哎兄弟兄弟
+
+1397
+01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:51,333
+大家在庙街都混了十几二十年了
+
+1398
+01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:54,333
+接着呢要上轨道金鸡饼刚睡可以啊
+
+1399
+01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:57,133
+祝我们的撒尿牛排生意蒸蒸日上
+
+1400
+01:20:57,683 --> 01:20:59,166
+想被亲几口
+
+1401
+01:21:00,450 --> 01:21:01,533
+1口2口
+
+1402
+01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:03,366
+3口
+
+1403
+01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:04,800
+4口
+
+1404
+01:21:05,733 --> 01:21:06,533
+5口
+
+1405
+01:21:07,733 --> 01:21:08,533
+6口
+
+1406
+01:21:09,933 --> 01:21:11,733
+我们今天在庙间最后一场是亲啊
+
+1407
+01:21:11,733 --> 01:21:12,933
+大家看清楚
+
+1408
+01:21:12,966 --> 01:21:14,566
+我们明天冲出庙间
+
+1409
+01:21:14,683 --> 01:21:15,766
+放眼世界
+
+1410
+01:21:16,133 --> 01:21:18,366
+鸡姐说咱们走啊
+
+1411
+01:21:18,533 --> 01:21:19,599
+他又搞什么呀
+
+1412
+01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:23,166
+是亲啊鸡姐说生于死长于死嘛
+
+1413
+01:21:23,483 --> 01:21:24,133
+从一而终
+
+1414
+01:21:24,133 --> 01:21:25,283
+每个人嘴巴不一样
+
+1415
+01:21:25,283 --> 01:21:27,683
+亲亲的声音不一样你不能接受吗
+
+1416
+01:21:27,683 --> 01:21:28,966
+本来就是啊
+
+1417
+01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:31,400
+哈哈哈哈哈哈真是的
+
+1418
+01:21:31,483 --> 01:21:33,999
+你以前好漂亮的原来你想追他啊
+
+1419
+01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:35,083
+真的假的
+
+1420
+01:21:36,483 --> 01:21:38,199
+好了好了差不多得了啊
+
+1421
+01:21:38,766 --> 01:21:39,933
+有点节制
+
+1422
+01:21:39,966 --> 01:21:42,533
+不过有一次要有节制啊大哥
+
+1423
+01:21:42,683 --> 01:21:44,933
+我什么事情跟人家打架没听说过
+
+1424
+01:21:44,933 --> 01:21:45,799
+也没人知道
+
+1425
+01:21:47,166 --> 01:21:48,999
+这件事问我吧
+
+1426
+01:21:49,166 --> 01:21:52,649
+那天只有我看见了坤叔的手下丧彪啊
+
+1427
+01:21:52,766 --> 01:21:54,333
+来鸡姐这里吃宵夜
+
+1428
+01:21:54,483 --> 01:21:56,166
+还拔了鸡姐的旗
+
+1429
+01:21:56,533 --> 01:21:58,333
+拔了他的旗
+
+1430
+01:22:00,650 --> 01:22:02,533
+你打了我的棋呀
+
+1431
+01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:09,333
+你这个王八蛋敢用我摊下的钱擤鼻涕
+
+1432
+01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,166
+你老妈没有纸给你用啊
+
+1433
+01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:13,049
+你问过我没有
+
+1434
+01:22:13,566 --> 01:22:14,599
+你说什么呀
+
+1435
+01:22:14,733 --> 01:22:16,083
+我喜欢用那擤鼻涕
+
+1436
+01:22:16,133 --> 01:22:17,366
+拿我怎么样啊
+
+1437
+01:22:17,566 --> 01:22:18,366
+你知道我是谁
+
+1438
+01:22:18,366 --> 01:22:19,566
+敢搁这跟我说话
+
+1439
+01:22:19,850 --> 01:22:20,566
+是个烂棋
+
+1440
+01:22:20,566 --> 01:22:23,133
+连他厂子给我砸了砸了砸了
+
+1441
+01:22:24,566 --> 01:22:26,083
+他妈的赶快走
+
+1442
+01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,800
+两头一刀啊
+
+1443
+01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,483
+就由额头砍的鼻子那
+
+1444
+01:22:29,483 --> 01:22:31,399
+那就在他的档口跟前
+
+1445
+01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:34,800
+啊尾龙骨砍了好几刀断了两条筋
+
+1446
+01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:37,250
+压住了三叉神经尾龙骨是哪啊
+
+1447
+01:22:37,250 --> 01:22:40,650
+大脑的中枢系统连牙都窜出来了
+
+1448
+01:22:41,366 --> 01:22:43,599
+哎鸡姐这辈子就这样了
+
+1449
+01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,850
+这只棋害死他了
+
+1450
+01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:48,966
+到底是什么棋啊就是你那只棋
+
+1451
+01:22:49,333 --> 01:22:50,683
+我那只棋
+
+1452
+01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:52,566
+你当年食神那只棋
+
+1453
+01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:57,966
+啊哈
+
+1454
+01:23:01,933 --> 01:23:03,766
+啊哦哦
+
+1455
+01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:05,566
+啊
+
+1456
+01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:07,483
+啊
+
+1457
+01:23:08,933 --> 01:23:09,733
+等等等等等
+
+1458
+01:23:10,050 --> 01:23:11,250
+回去看一下
+
+1459
+01:23:15,283 --> 01:23:16,083
+yeah
+
+1460
+01:23:24,766 --> 01:23:25,683
+嗯啊
+
+1461
+01:23:28,533 --> 01:23:29,333
+暗恋
+
+1462
+01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:33,450
+啊还给他粘回去了没骗你吧
+
+1463
+01:23:34,733 --> 01:23:36,966
+真是贴满了你的画像啊
+
+1464
+01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:42,799
+尤其是你抱着小孩的那张广告
+
+1465
+01:23:42,933 --> 01:23:45,049
+说你很有爱心
+
+1466
+01:23:46,133 --> 01:23:46,933
+哦
+
+1467
+01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:54,000
+真算是你天字第一号的忠实分级啊
+
+1468
+01:23:54,050 --> 01:23:57,600
+呵呵啊他可比你们忠诚多了
+
+1469
+01:23:59,133 --> 01:24:01,333
+喂那可真该恭喜你了
+
+1470
+01:24:02,650 --> 01:24:03,683
+呵呵冰雪
+
+1471
+01:24:05,450 --> 01:24:08,050
+哈的摊位只摆了一个人好吗
+
+1472
+01:24:08,050 --> 01:24:10,483
+你们家摆了多少个人我不好说
+
+1473
+01:24:12,966 --> 01:24:14,566
+我问你说什么
+
+1474
+01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,600
+我叫你不要乱讲的
+
+1475
+01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:22,933
+其实是他叫我找机会讲给你听的
+
+1476
+01:24:23,050 --> 01:24:24,083
+哈哈哈
+
+1477
+01:24:24,366 --> 01:24:27,533
+我既然讲了也就算了又不是什么丑事
+
+1478
+01:24:29,050 --> 01:24:30,933
+气死人了
+
+1479
+01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:32,283
+哈哈哈
+
+1480
+01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:36,133
+哎明天你一个人回大陆啊
+
+1481
+01:24:36,250 --> 01:24:37,683
+没人陪你去啊
+
+1482
+01:24:37,850 --> 01:24:40,166
+我陪你好不好
+
+1483
+01:24:41,566 --> 01:24:42,399
+骑着车
+
+1484
+01:24:44,483 --> 01:24:46,533
+本来就是嘛
+
+1485
+01:24:51,450 --> 01:24:52,600
+我的棉衣
+
+1486
+01:24:53,366 --> 01:24:54,366
+哭了
+
+1487
+01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:06,966
+渣男
+
+1488
+01:25:11,050 --> 01:25:12,450
+没有乱说的
+
+1489
+01:25:13,366 --> 01:25:14,883
+其实也不算吧
+
+1490
+01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:17,166
+喂你去哪了
+
+1491
+01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:18,133
+孩子去哪
+
+1492
+01:25:18,133 --> 01:25:18,799
+在大陆啊
+
+1493
+01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:19,883
+干嘛走的那么急啊
+
+1494
+01:25:19,883 --> 01:25:22,049
+怎么说伙计也对你有情有义嘛
+
+1495
+01:25:22,450 --> 01:25:23,800
+哎呀不要说那么多废话了
+
+1496
+01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:26,000
+我现在找不到中国厨艺训练学院在哪
+
+1497
+01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,533
+不会啊我查过了你再找清楚
+
+1498
+01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:30,200
+是啊是啊是啊
+
+1499
+01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,566
+这什么都有有厕所又有少林寺
+
+1500
+01:25:32,566 --> 01:25:35,249
+就是没有中国厨艺训练学院不可能吧
+
+1501
+01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:36,533
+大傻的小妹的老妈的
+
+1502
+01:25:36,533 --> 01:25:38,249
+大哥的孩子在旅行社做事
+
+1503
+01:25:38,250 --> 01:25:40,000
+他说肯定有要不你先回来
+
+1504
+01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:42,366
+还回来我现在在逃亡你知不知道
+
+1505
+01:25:42,366 --> 01:25:44,133
+哎不用怕火机不在
+
+1506
+01:25:44,133 --> 01:25:46,399
+这你走了以后他也失踪了
+
+1507
+01:25:47,450 --> 01:25:48,533
+他上哪去了
+
+1508
+01:26:03,366 --> 01:26:05,249
+我还以为他心灰意冷
+
+1509
+01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:08,800
+然后换了这个男的去追她了呢
+
+1510
+01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:18,800
+怎么他们对爱情这么勇敢
+
+1511
+01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:21,966
+哎这种只能是电视剧里演出来的了
+
+1512
+01:26:22,133 --> 01:26:24,649
+相声中这样早就放弃了
+
+1513
+01:26:25,050 --> 01:26:26,483
+啊抓到你了
+
+1514
+01:26:26,650 --> 01:26:27,366
+啊
+
+1515
+01:26:27,366 --> 01:26:30,799
+抓到你了哈哈哈总算让我抓到你了
+
+1516
+01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:34,200
+哈哈哈怎么样怎么样
+
+1517
+01:26:34,333 --> 01:26:36,999
+哇我买了很多日用品给你
+
+1518
+01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:40,766
+哎那天你走的那么快我来不及给你
+
+1519
+01:26:40,883 --> 01:26:43,083
+我专门带上来给你的
+
+1520
+01:26:43,483 --> 01:26:45,933
+买的东西不要浪费啊谢谢你啊
+
+1521
+01:26:46,533 --> 01:26:48,799
+哎帮我做件事情
+
+1522
+01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:55,933
+我没有这样对你吗
+
+1523
+01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:58,083
+多画一个心
+
+1524
+01:26:58,450 --> 01:27:00,250
+再画一个箭穿过它
+
+1525
+01:27:00,483 --> 01:27:01,849
+你不要这样嘛
+
+1526
+01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:03,533
+留给我做纪念吧
+
+1527
+01:27:03,533 --> 01:27:05,366
+来嘛鸡姐
+
+1528
+01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:06,966
+大家是好兄弟
+
+1529
+01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,200
+我坦白跟你说
+
+1530
+01:27:08,650 --> 01:27:11,683
+你给伤成这个样子了我真的是很遗憾
+
+1531
+01:27:11,766 --> 01:27:13,133
+也非常的感动
+
+1532
+01:27:13,566 --> 01:27:15,166
+我真的不希望你变成这个样子
+
+1533
+01:27:15,166 --> 01:27:16,249
+你明白不明白
+
+1534
+01:27:16,333 --> 01:27:17,933
+我明白来呀
+
+1535
+01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:19,533
+来先帮我画
+
+1536
+01:27:20,683 --> 01:27:23,449
+帮你画个心没问题花心很容易
+
+1537
+01:27:23,483 --> 01:27:24,799
+但当然既然是好兄弟
+
+1538
+01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,250
+很多事你一定要讲清楚
+
+1539
+01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:29,733
+喂我千
+
+1540
+01:27:29,733 --> 01:27:32,683
+山万水的到这里叫你帮我画个心吗
+
+1541
+01:27:32,883 --> 01:27:34,366
+这你都不愿意
+
+1542
+01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,533
+你不念在我为你做了这么多的事
+
+1543
+01:27:37,766 --> 01:27:41,599
+也该念在我为你挡了这么多刀啊
+
+1544
+01:27:41,683 --> 01:27:43,933
+事情并不是我叫你去帮我做的对不对
+
+1545
+01:27:43,933 --> 01:27:45,683
+刀也不是我叫你去帮我挡的渣男
+
+1546
+01:27:45,683 --> 01:27:47,166
+其实关我什么屁事呢
+
+1547
+01:27:47,483 --> 01:27:48,449
+照你这么说的话
+
+1548
+01:27:48,450 --> 01:27:49,966
+那每个人过来帮我挡两刀
+
+1549
+01:27:49,966 --> 01:27:51,199
+就要我这样要我那样
+
+1550
+01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:52,366
+那我不是烦死了
+
+1551
+01:27:54,883 --> 01:27:57,249
+I很多事天注定
+
+1552
+01:27:57,333 --> 01:27:58,849
+有就有没有就没有
+
+1553
+01:27:58,850 --> 01:28:01,283
+要是没有就是再挡20挡也没有用
+
+1554
+01:28:01,283 --> 01:28:02,083
+你知道吗
+
+1555
+01:28:09,283 --> 01:28:11,399
+明白吗哎
+
+1556
+01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,050
+哎你明不明白
+
+1557
+01:28:17,683 --> 01:28:18,483
+哎
+
+1558
+01:28:20,883 --> 01:28:23,449
+啊呀哎
+
+1559
+01:28:30,166 --> 01:28:31,249
+演的吧
+
+1560
+01:28:58,083 --> 01:28:58,883
+啊
+
+1561
+01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:00,250
+剪个发
+
+1562
+01:29:07,283 --> 01:29:08,283
+心连珠
+
+1563
+01:29:40,050 --> 01:29:42,083
+我船餐厅成了吗
+
+1564
+01:29:42,766 --> 01:29:44,249
+这还能成的
+
+1565
+01:29:44,333 --> 01:29:46,566
+搞定了怎么会
+
+1566
+01:29:46,566 --> 01:29:50,249
+这样啊百年南方一位的九星明珠
+
+1567
+01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:51,883
+怎么这么巧出在今晚
+
+1568
+01:29:52,883 --> 01:29:53,799
+九星连珠
+
+1569
+01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,166
+必有怪意
+
+1570
+01:29:56,366 --> 01:29:58,683
+这个小胖减完肥之后一定很帅
+
+1571
+01:29:58,683 --> 01:30:00,083
+他会永远消失的
+
+1572
+01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:03,000
+小哥哥减肥成功一定很帅
+
+1573
+01:30:05,683 --> 01:30:08,133
+第28届超级食神大赛
+
+1574
+01:30:08,133 --> 01:30:10,133
+还有1分钟就开始了
+
+1575
+01:30:10,283 --> 01:30:13,683
+首先有请拖走了以后成功怎么拖走
+
+1576
+01:30:22,933 --> 01:30:24,049
+还有半分钟
+
+1577
+01:30:24,050 --> 01:30:25,450
+根据大会的规定
+
+1578
+01:30:25,450 --> 01:30:28,683
+所有迟到的参赛者一律取消资格
+
+1579
+01:30:28,683 --> 01:30:29,999
+绝不将情面
+
+1580
+01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:32,249
+请各位参赛者就位
+
+1581
+01:30:35,533 --> 01:30:36,966
+不是他底子真的很好
+
+1582
+01:30:36,966 --> 01:30:38,883
+他鼻子长得非常标致
+
+1583
+01:30:40,366 --> 01:30:43,166
+脸型一看就很标致说实话啊
+
+1584
+01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:46,566
+嘴巴也是那种中规中矩的吧
+
+1585
+01:30:46,733 --> 01:30:49,533
+主要是鼻子长得好鼻子太重要了大家
+
+1586
+01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:52,766
+我已经查过鼻子和脸型是最重要的
+
+1587
+01:30:52,766 --> 01:30:54,366
+比赛即将开始
+
+1588
+01:30:55,733 --> 01:30:56,799
+妈的吓死我了
+
+1589
+01:30:56,800 --> 01:30:59,533
+你看他这个鼻子正面和侧面都是
+
+1590
+01:30:59,566 --> 01:31:01,483
+都是长得很好的
+
+1591
+01:31:04,683 --> 01:31:07,766
+哎不用带这个吧这里也有人带
+
+1592
+01:31:08,050 --> 01:31:10,283
+大神麻烦你再称快点好不好
+
+1593
+01:31:10,283 --> 01:31:11,933
+这已经是最快了
+
+1594
+01:31:12,133 --> 01:31:13,333
+那没办法了
+
+1595
+01:31:16,566 --> 01:31:18,283
+没有啊我认真说的他减肥
+
+1596
+01:31:18,283 --> 01:31:20,366
+减肥的话他一定很帅
+
+1597
+01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,400
+他鼻子长得多好啊
+
+1598
+01:31:26,966 --> 01:31:28,166
+刚刚好赶上
+
+1599
+01:31:34,483 --> 01:31:35,283
+你
+
+1600
+01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:36,683
+or me
+
+1601
+01:31:43,533 --> 01:31:45,249
+请问你是哪一位
+
+1602
+01:31:45,683 --> 01:31:47,449
+少林寺方丈
+
+1603
+01:31:47,883 --> 01:31:49,649
+法号牧民
+
+1604
+01:31:53,166 --> 01:31:53,966
+猫咪
+
+1605
+01:31:55,166 --> 01:31:55,966
+佛佛
+
+1606
+01:31:59,533 --> 01:32:04,049
+我随风而来啊大家在嗯什么啊
+
+1607
+01:32:05,133 --> 01:32:08,083
+喂我是十几分钟的老朋友
+
+1608
+01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:11,083
+给我个面子吧啊问号什么啊
+
+1609
+01:32:11,683 --> 01:32:14,249
+哎拜托拜托了
+
+1610
+01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:19,133
+安把咸仓赶出去以后不太明白
+
+1611
+01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:22,600
+阿法号怎么了吗进来好了
+
+1612
+01:32:22,766 --> 01:32:25,599
+最后一位参赛者已经赶到了
+
+1613
+01:32:25,933 --> 01:32:28,333
+比赛正式开始
+
+1614
+01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:39,450
+啊什么啊不知道
+
+1615
+01:32:43,250 --> 01:32:46,483
+哼在说什么高深的东西啊
+
+1616
+01:32:49,850 --> 01:32:51,483
+敌不动我不动
+
+1617
+01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:02,533
+哼哼
+
+1618
+01:33:21,050 --> 01:33:21,650
+方丈
+
+1619
+01:33:21,650 --> 01:33:23,966
+我正想问你史蒂文中怎么会搞成这样
+
+1620
+01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:25,166
+头发这么白还
+
+1621
+01:33:25,166 --> 01:33:27,533
+有啊他又踏水又飞天是不是掉微芽
+
+1622
+01:33:28,166 --> 01:33:28,683
+施主
+
+1623
+01:33:28,683 --> 01:33:33,533
+他已经成为少林寺的俗家弟子完了
+
+1624
+01:33:33,533 --> 01:33:36,733
+他结不了婚了谈不了恋爱了啊
+
+1625
+01:33:37,850 --> 01:33:40,250
+现在好像有的和尚可以那个什么
+
+1626
+01:33:40,250 --> 01:33:41,533
+可以谈恋爱结婚
+
+1627
+01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:42,799
+好像是吧
+
+1628
+01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:49,733
+阿弥陀佛
+
+1629
+01:33:50,083 --> 01:33:51,766
+一字既直缘
+
+1630
+01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:54,483
+他和佛有缘
+
+1631
+01:33:54,650 --> 01:33:57,366
+老衲本着慈悲为怀的心
+
+1632
+01:33:58,050 --> 01:33:59,133
+收留了他
+
+1633
+01:34:07,766 --> 01:34:08,566
+哼
+
+1634
+01:34:10,966 --> 01:34:12,283
+哎哎别动
+
+1635
+01:34:12,566 --> 01:34:15,333
+你呢就让那有毒的刺给刺中了
+
+1636
+01:34:15,450 --> 01:34:18,333
+现在幸亏毒物还没走到百会穴
+
+1637
+01:34:18,333 --> 01:34:20,766
+要不是这样你就死定了
+
+1638
+01:34:20,850 --> 01:34:24,933
+哎我已经帮你把毒吸的差不多了
+
+1639
+01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:27,050
+现在就只剩这里了
+
+1640
+01:34:27,050 --> 01:34:28,450
+让我接着帮你洗
+
+1641
+01:34:28,450 --> 01:34:29,250
+拜托啊
+
+1642
+01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:31,166
+走开了
+
+1643
+01:34:32,883 --> 01:34:35,083
+你既然不让我戏
+
+1644
+01:34:35,166 --> 01:34:36,883
+我也不勉强你
+
+1645
+01:34:44,283 --> 01:34:45,283
+这次你麻烦大了
+
+1646
+01:34:45,283 --> 01:34:46,683
+方丈这人小心眼儿子
+
+1647
+01:34:48,800 --> 01:34:49,600
+啊
+
+1648
+01:34:51,733 --> 01:34:54,249
+我最恨别人背后说我坏话
+
+1649
+01:35:15,050 --> 01:35:16,850
+啊出局
+
+1650
+01:35:18,483 --> 01:35:21,049
+我出局现在是选食神
+
+1651
+01:35:21,050 --> 01:35:22,966
+不是选马戏团的小丑
+
+1652
+01:35:22,966 --> 01:35:24,966
+食神除了烧菜好吃之外
+
+1653
+01:35:24,966 --> 01:35:26,283
+还行也很重要
+
+1654
+01:35:26,450 --> 01:35:28,000
+凭你也想做食神
+
+1655
+01:35:28,133 --> 01:35:29,483
+没那么容易
+
+1656
+01:35:45,733 --> 01:35:47,566
+少林寺十八屯人
+
+1657
+01:35:47,733 --> 01:35:49,599
+三炮必胜
+
+1658
+01:35:49,766 --> 01:35:53,449
+少林寺十八屯人得罪了方丈还想走
+
+1659
+01:35:53,450 --> 01:35:55,283
+没那么容易啊
+
+1660
+01:35:57,250 --> 01:35:59,133
+怎么把台词都说出来了
+
+1661
+01:35:59,766 --> 01:36:00,883
+刚才那个弹幕
+
+1662
+01:36:08,250 --> 01:36:10,566
+怎么这也是经典台词吗
+
+1663
+01:36:10,766 --> 01:36:12,766
+为什么瞧你这德行
+
+1664
+01:36:12,850 --> 01:36:13,766
+老爸死啊
+
+1665
+01:36:13,766 --> 01:36:14,999
+愁眉苦脸的
+
+1666
+01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:17,000
+回家种苦瓜去吧出去
+
+1667
+01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:22,083
+为什么是经典台词呢
+
+1668
+01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:54,000
+作为一个食神最重要的就是专心一致
+
+1669
+01:36:54,050 --> 01:36:55,933
+我只做了一点点动作
+
+1670
+01:36:55,933 --> 01:36:57,366
+你们就傻站在这了
+
+1671
+01:36:57,366 --> 01:36:58,449
+成何体统
+
+1672
+01:36:58,683 --> 01:37:00,049
+太让我失望了
+
+1673
+01:37:00,166 --> 01:37:01,399
+out出去
+
+1674
+01:37:02,683 --> 01:37:04,199
+要是再踢人出局
+
+1675
+01:37:04,283 --> 01:37:06,199
+恐怕就没有人比赛了
+
+1676
+01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:07,883
+这个我心里有数
+
+1677
+01:37:08,283 --> 01:37:09,649
+全神贯注
+
+1678
+01:37:09,766 --> 01:37:10,883
+气定神闲
+
+1679
+01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:13,933
+由头到尾都没有看过我一眼的
+
+1680
+01:37:14,133 --> 01:37:16,849
+只有他们两个才有资格
+
+1681
+01:37:21,283 --> 01:37:22,649
+为什么要杀人
+
+1682
+01:37:22,683 --> 01:37:23,849
+你教我的
+
+1683
+01:37:25,450 --> 01:37:27,650
+因为我喜欢哈哈
+
+1684
+01:37:30,200 --> 01:37:31,766
+放下屠刀
+
+1685
+01:37:32,766 --> 01:37:34,249
+立地成佛
+
+1686
+01:37:34,366 --> 01:37:37,366
+哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1687
+01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:39,850
+佛就是佛了不过是做佛跳墙
+
+1688
+01:37:40,250 --> 01:37:41,166
+怎么那么巧
+
+1689
+01:37:41,533 --> 01:37:43,049
+我做的也是佛跳墙
+
+1690
+01:37:43,166 --> 01:37:46,366
+省省吧别以为染了白头发穿上古装
+
+1691
+01:37:46,366 --> 01:37:47,883
+就真有两下子了
+
+1692
+01:37:49,883 --> 01:37:52,049
+我也是啊想抢食屎的妹子
+
+1693
+01:37:52,050 --> 01:37:54,566
+下辈子感觉感情线我毕业了
+
+1694
+01:38:00,083 --> 01:38:02,799
+哼他到底是不是还俗弟子啊
+
+1695
+01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:05,283
+屠龙斩
+
+1696
+01:38:09,850 --> 01:38:12,483
+好刀法好刀法
+
+1697
+01:38:15,683 --> 01:38:16,649
+这么快
+
+1698
+01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:27,733
+降龙十八掌
+
+1699
+01:38:32,050 --> 01:38:33,050
+打工铲
+
+1700
+01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:40,850
+炒得好啊
+
+1701
+01:38:41,366 --> 01:38:43,249
+啊啊啊啊
+
+1702
+01:38:44,166 --> 01:38:44,966
+啊啊
+
+1703
+01:38:46,133 --> 01:38:46,933
+啊啊
+
+1704
+01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:50,200
+啊啊
+
+1705
+01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:52,999
+来来来来来来
+
+1706
+01:38:53,166 --> 01:38:54,566
+那你看见了
+
+1707
+01:38:56,333 --> 01:38:57,966
+比赛就是这样的
+
+1708
+01:38:58,083 --> 01:38:59,649
+好像跑步游泳一样
+
+1709
+01:38:59,650 --> 01:39:01,450
+还不是你做什么他做什么
+
+1710
+01:39:01,450 --> 01:39:02,800
+有什么好抗议的
+
+1711
+01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:05,083
+抗议无效啊
+
+1712
+01:39:07,333 --> 01:39:08,133
+啊
+
+1713
+01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:12,200
+啊
+
+1714
+01:39:15,450 --> 01:39:16,250
+啊
+
+1715
+01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:29,050
+哎你还有没有手机
+
+1716
+01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:33,000
+哎呀
+
+1717
+01:39:34,050 --> 01:39:35,966
+大叔没事没事
+
+1718
+01:39:36,283 --> 01:39:38,799
+刀背刀背真的是刀背啊
+
+1719
+01:39:39,766 --> 01:39:40,566
+球
+
+1720
+01:39:41,333 --> 01:39:44,083
+啊你是最近的中国厨艺训练学院
+
+1721
+01:39:44,400 --> 01:39:45,200
+少来了
+
+1722
+01:39:45,283 --> 01:39:47,999
+中国厨艺训练学院就是少林寺的厨房
+
+1723
+01:39:58,133 --> 01:40:00,166
+你根本是少林寺的叛徒
+
+1724
+01:40:01,133 --> 01:40:01,999
+不可能的
+
+1725
+01:40:02,250 --> 01:40:04,450
+我相信10年你只不过去了一个月
+
+1726
+01:40:04,450 --> 01:40:05,650
+不可能那么厉害
+
+1727
+01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:07,800
+这种事看天分
+
+1728
+01:40:14,733 --> 01:40:15,849
+炮炮炮炮
+
+1729
+01:40:16,250 --> 01:40:17,800
+少林寺18同仁
+
+1730
+01:40:18,933 --> 01:40:20,766
+又是你们啊
+
+1731
+01:40:35,166 --> 01:40:38,566
+一个10 怎么样一个10秒对
+
+1732
+01:40:38,966 --> 01:40:41,199
+pass了你就这小臭小伙子
+
+1733
+01:40:41,766 --> 01:40:42,566
+go go
+
+1734
+01:40:42,883 --> 01:40:43,683
+哎
+
+1735
+01:40:44,283 --> 01:40:47,333
+我一个蛋勾为什么要翻译成圈呢
+
+1736
+01:40:47,566 --> 01:40:48,333
+老二
+
+1737
+01:40:48,333 --> 01:40:50,399
+方丈什么时候罢休了就放你出去那
+
+1738
+01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:52,650
+方丈他什么时候才会罢休呢
+
+1739
+01:40:52,650 --> 01:40:54,600
+老大真是哎
+
+1740
+01:40:54,766 --> 01:40:56,366
+你看见那边扫地那老头没有
+
+1741
+01:40:56,566 --> 01:40:59,799
+他13岁因为得罪了方丈关到现在
+
+1742
+01:40:59,883 --> 01:41:01,533
+你自己想想吧就是哎
+
+1743
+01:41:01,600 --> 01:41:02,850
+这这算什么
+
+1744
+01:41:03,283 --> 01:41:05,683
+算什么这可是你自己说的
+
+1745
+01:41:05,683 --> 01:41:09,283
+玩三倍你输了罚三倍哎可恶哎
+
+1746
+01:41:09,283 --> 01:41:10,649
+有请开始啦
+
+1747
+01:41:10,850 --> 01:41:14,166
+喝少林寺18同仁啊
+
+1748
+01:41:22,083 --> 01:41:23,533
+不单只在少林寺的厨房
+
+1749
+01:41:23,533 --> 01:41:24,849
+学到烧菜的秘诀
+
+1750
+01:41:24,883 --> 01:41:27,399
+更在十八铜人身上学到上车的武功
+
+1751
+01:41:27,400 --> 01:41:29,733
+这帮金秃驴果然不同凡响
+
+1752
+01:41:32,483 --> 01:41:33,533
+我们是
+
+1753
+01:41:34,533 --> 01:41:35,399
+驾驾
+
+1754
+01:41:37,450 --> 01:41:38,250
+呀
+
+1755
+01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:44,883
+啊好轻功
+
+1756
+01:41:45,250 --> 01:41:45,483
+轻
+
+1757
+01:41:45,483 --> 01:41:47,999
+功的奥妙之处就是可以让一个好像肥
+
+1758
+01:41:48,000 --> 01:41:49,050
+猪那么重的人
+
+1759
+01:41:49,050 --> 01:41:49,883
+飞到半空
+
+1760
+01:41:49,883 --> 01:41:53,133
+之中而且还可以叫的像杀猪一样
+
+1761
+01:41:56,850 --> 01:41:57,650
+啊啊
+
+1762
+01:41:59,883 --> 01:42:00,683
+啊
+
+1763
+01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:04,333
+好折腾
+
+1764
+01:42:04,733 --> 01:42:07,683
+折腾的奥妙之处裁判是不是疯了
+
+1765
+01:42:07,683 --> 01:42:10,133
+哈哈一击之中随手可得
+
+1766
+01:42:10,250 --> 01:42:12,883
+还可以坐着他来隐藏杀机
+
+1767
+01:42:12,966 --> 01:42:15,566
+就算给警察抓了也告不了你
+
+1768
+01:42:15,566 --> 01:42:18,799
+真不愧为7种武器之手哈哈
+
+1769
+01:42:21,083 --> 01:42:25,733
+谁放以后用凳子来抽大家看时间啊
+
+1770
+01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:43,600
+是会务必啊
+
+1771
+01:42:43,800 --> 01:42:45,850
+椅子抽有多疼啊
+
+1772
+01:42:52,400 --> 01:42:55,450
+坏坏什么哎哎
+
+1773
+01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:12,450
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1774
+01:43:15,533 --> 01:43:17,166
+佛跳墙通道会爆炸
+
+1775
+01:43:17,333 --> 01:43:18,649
+是不允许的
+
+1776
+01:43:19,483 --> 01:43:21,049
+应该替你出局了
+
+1777
+01:43:21,366 --> 01:43:23,683
+多念了你有创意够噱头
+
+1778
+01:43:24,083 --> 01:43:26,133
+还有2分钟才坐个了
+
+1779
+01:43:26,133 --> 01:43:27,366
+哈哈哈哈
+
+1780
+01:43:27,366 --> 01:43:29,599
+还有2分钟你坐一车还差不多
+
+1781
+01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:32,283
+认输吧小子啊啊
+
+1782
+01:43:35,733 --> 01:43:36,649
+好内功
+
+1783
+01:43:36,966 --> 01:43:40,399
+原来吸武内力加快提高了温度
+
+1784
+01:43:40,450 --> 01:43:43,250
+让原来需要用七七四十九个钟头盾的
+
+1785
+01:43:43,250 --> 01:43:46,200
+佛跳墙只需要2分钟就搞定
+
+1786
+01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:48,000
+啊
+
+1787
+01:43:49,733 --> 01:43:50,849
+请问大师
+
+1788
+01:43:51,133 --> 01:43:53,483
+你这一生吃过最好的东西是什么
+
+1789
+01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:59,533
+施主这个问题��问你自己才对
+
+1790
+01:43:59,850 --> 01:44:01,250
+问我自己
+
+1791
+01:44:01,566 --> 01:44:05,366
+不错大师大师你跟谁说话
+
+1792
+01:44:05,483 --> 01:44:07,966
+这个叫做千里传音
+
+1793
+01:44:18,450 --> 01:44:20,250
+分享给我啊叉烧
+
+1794
+01:44:27,766 --> 01:44:30,049
+他是对我也问了哈哈哈
+
+1795
+01:44:36,533 --> 01:44:40,049
+啊啊这招是阴真经
+
+1796
+01:44:40,083 --> 01:44:43,599
+错这招叫黯然销魂手
+
+1797
+01:44:44,200 --> 01:44:45,800
+黯然销魂手
+
+1798
+01:44:46,283 --> 01:44:50,999
+这招是施主由心而发自创的招式
+
+1799
+01:44:51,533 --> 01:44:52,566
+有一天
+
+1800
+01:44:52,850 --> 01:44:57,800
+我看见施主很黯然的在那里唱歌
+
+1801
+01:44:58,650 --> 01:45:01,683
+情何以知情
+
+1802
+01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:05,766
+哎这个问题太难回答了
+
+1803
+01:45:05,766 --> 01:45:07,683
+这一生直播最好吃的东西是什么
+
+1804
+01:45:08,850 --> 01:45:10,133
+你们回答的出来吗
+
+1805
+01:45:10,133 --> 01:45:11,649
+这怎么可能回答的出来
+
+1806
+01:45:18,083 --> 01:45:20,333
+我这一生吃过最好吃的东西
+
+1807
+01:45:21,166 --> 01:45:23,049
+可能就是
+
+1808
+01:45:28,250 --> 01:45:29,850
+饼干碎吧
+
+1809
+01:45:52,366 --> 01:45:54,799
+施主他一夜白了头
+
+1810
+01:45:55,133 --> 01:45:56,649
+情深意重
+
+1811
+01:45:57,133 --> 01:45:59,799
+问世间情是何物
+
+1812
+01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:02,400
+直教生死相许
+
+1813
+01:46:02,883 --> 01:46:05,599
+我见施主他痴心一片
+
+1814
+01:46:06,000 --> 01:46:08,366
+所以我就原谅了他
+
+1815
+01:46:09,050 --> 01:46:12,166
+想不到大师也是性情中人
+
+1816
+01:46:17,483 --> 01:46:18,283
+哈哈哈
+
+1817
+01:46:23,650 --> 01:46:27,450
+谢谢773801=7谢谢你投资的大冒犯
+
+1818
+01:46:27,483 --> 01:46:29,249
+加上摩维摩耶q
+
+1819
+01:46:32,366 --> 01:46:34,249
+啊确实啊
+
+1820
+01:46:34,933 --> 01:46:37,166
+客人觉得那个小仙女
+
+1821
+01:46:37,166 --> 01:46:38,799
+做的饭确实不错啊
+
+1822
+01:47:04,050 --> 01:47:05,966
+3哦不是叉烧
+
+1823
+01:47:11,850 --> 01:47:17,283
+哈哈哈少林绝学朵云掌有点乐时间到
+
+1824
+01:47:17,566 --> 01:47:18,883
+比赛完毕
+
+1825
+01:47:23,483 --> 01:47:24,399
+掐胸
+
+1826
+01:47:27,650 --> 01:47:29,933
+哎但是我上一次吃叉烧太不好吃了
+
+1827
+01:47:29,933 --> 01:47:31,533
+好香啊现在
+
+1828
+01:47:31,733 --> 01:47:32,683
+那个不了
+
+1829
+01:47:33,850 --> 01:47:35,366
+没有办法代入
+
+1830
+01:47:36,133 --> 01:47:39,133
+这就是超级无敌海景佛教墙
+
+1831
+01:47:41,450 --> 01:47:42,600
+爸爸妈妈
+
+1832
+01:47:45,533 --> 01:47:47,933
+这种由内功炖出来的佛跳墙
+
+1833
+01:47:48,083 --> 01:47:49,766
+不但火候十足
+
+1834
+01:47:49,766 --> 01:47:51,683
+而且味浓而不重
+
+1835
+01:47:51,766 --> 01:47:53,249
+酥脆而不焦
+
+1836
+01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:55,533
+九种材料都是极品
+
+1837
+01:47:55,533 --> 01:47:58,366
+足足有九九八十一种变化
+
+1838
+01:47:58,366 --> 01:48:00,449
+不但味道层次分明
+
+1839
+01:48:00,450 --> 01:48:02,650
+而且做到了浑然一体
+
+1840
+01:48:02,650 --> 01:48:05,683
+不愧为超级无敌海景佛跳墙
+
+1841
+01:48:06,083 --> 01:48:09,649
+哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1842
+01:48:10,083 --> 01:48:11,483
+这碗是
+
+1843
+01:48:12,450 --> 01:48:14,050
+黯然销魂饭
+
+1844
+01:48:14,050 --> 01:48:16,366
+你少装蒜的叉烧饭就是叉烧饭
+
+1845
+01:48:16,366 --> 01:48:18,883
+加个荷包蛋最多值二十几块钱一碗
+
+1846
+01:48:18,883 --> 01:48:20,683
+黯什么然销什么魂饭啊
+
+1847
+01:48:20,683 --> 01:48:22,933
+别装模作样的小子啊荒谬
+
+1848
+01:48:23,250 --> 01:48:24,566
+我大胆的说一句
+
+1849
+01:48:24,566 --> 01:48:26,799
+在我面前没有人敢装模作样的
+
+1850
+01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:28,566
+你给我安静一点哼
+
+1851
+01:48:40,083 --> 01:48:41,366
+感觉看起来就
+
+1852
+01:48:46,283 --> 01:48:49,799
+吃啊我从没吃过这么好吃的叉烧
+
+1853
+01:48:50,050 --> 01:48:51,683
+救命啊
+
+1854
+01:48:52,933 --> 01:48:54,933
+叉烧的肉汁镇在纤维里面
+
+1855
+01:48:54,933 --> 01:48:56,333
+好似江河汇聚
+
+1856
+01:48:56,333 --> 01:48:58,483
+而且里面的肉筋被内力打碎
+
+1857
+01:48:58,483 --> 01:48:59,799
+入口极之松化
+
+1858
+01:48:59,800 --> 01:49:03,133
+再配合用火云掌煎成的糖心荷包蛋哇
+
+1859
+01:49:03,133 --> 01:49:04,683
+这叉烧太棒了
+
+1860
+01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:07,533
+世间没有形容词可以形容他了
+
+1861
+01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:10,250
+哈为什么为什么
+
+1862
+01:49:10,483 --> 01:49:11,483
+为什么
+
+1863
+01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:14,200
+为什么让我知道原这么好的这个演员
+
+1864
+01:49:14,200 --> 01:49:16,000
+肯定拍了很久吧
+
+1865
+01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:17,166
+怎么办呢
+
+1866
+01:49:23,450 --> 01:49:26,000
+哎这是怎么了
+
+1867
+01:49:27,966 --> 01:49:29,849
+我怎么会流泪呢
+
+1868
+01:49:31,133 --> 01:49:33,166
+有一种哀伤感
+
+1869
+01:49:33,850 --> 01:49:36,450
+是洋葱我加了洋葱
+
+1870
+01:49:37,483 --> 01:49:39,399
+实在太贴切了
+
+1871
+01:49:39,800 --> 01:49:41,883
+原来是洋葱啊
+
+1872
+01:49:43,883 --> 01:49:45,049
+吃了这碗饭
+
+1873
+01:49:45,050 --> 01:49:47,050
+令人感动的流泪
+
+1874
+01:49:48,250 --> 01:49:51,166
+怪不得叫黯然销魂饭
+
+1875
+01:49:51,766 --> 01:49:53,649
+实在太黯然了
+
+1876
+01:49:53,850 --> 01:49:55,333
+太销魂了
+
+1877
+01:49:55,333 --> 01:49:58,799
+太犯了太好了哈哈哈
+
+1878
+01:50:00,000 --> 01:50:00,966
+可惜
+
+1879
+01:50:02,133 --> 01:50:04,399
+都怪我老公爱寻花问柳
+
+1880
+01:50:04,400 --> 01:50:06,200
+让人家捉奸在床
+
+1881
+01:50:08,766 --> 01:50:10,333
+我试赌成性
+
+1882
+01:50:10,333 --> 01:50:12,733
+打牌被人陷害让人家抓住
+
+1883
+01:50:14,133 --> 01:50:15,766
+最惨的就是我的乖儿子
+
+1884
+01:50:15,766 --> 01:50:17,733
+让他们拉进了黑社会
+
+1885
+01:50:17,883 --> 01:50:19,133
+完了老大
+
+1886
+01:50:23,650 --> 01:50:24,450
+he
+
+1887
+01:50:27,966 --> 01:50:30,199
+哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1888
+01:50:30,683 --> 01:50:33,733
+让那帮家伙抓住我的把柄要挟我
+
+1889
+01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:37,966
+今晚的食神是
+
+1890
+01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:41,966
+唐牛唐牛才是食神嗯
+
+1891
+01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:47,083
+说了那么多废话还不让学我
+
+1892
+01:50:48,566 --> 01:50:49,599
+太好了
+
+1893
+01:50:52,450 --> 01:50:55,933
+根本就没有食神啊什么
+
+1894
+01:50:55,933 --> 01:50:58,399
+或者人人都是食神什么
+
+1895
+01:50:58,566 --> 01:51:02,333
+少说废话颁奖老爸和大哥小妹
+
+1896
+01:51:02,333 --> 01:51:03,533
+男孩女孩
+
+1897
+01:51:03,850 --> 01:51:05,083
+只要用心
+
+1898
+01:51:05,766 --> 01:51:06,599
+你说什么
+
+1899
+01:51:07,133 --> 01:51:08,766
+人人都都是死人
+
+1900
+01:51:09,450 --> 01:51:10,683
+这人数都发疯了
+
+1901
+01:51:10,683 --> 01:51:14,883
+给他叫救护车哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1902
+01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:48,483
+啥呀
+
+1903
+01:51:51,966 --> 01:51:53,283
+哦漏点了
+
+1904
+01:52:15,933 --> 01:52:19,333
+施主你本来是掌管烧菜的神器
+
+1905
+01:52:19,883 --> 01:52:22,599
+犯天条而被贬到人间
+
+1906
+01:52:22,733 --> 01:52:24,933
+受36劫72难
+
+1907
+01:52:25,200 --> 01:52:28,450
+今天你终于领悟到时的真谛
+
+1908
+01:52:28,766 --> 01:52:31,766
+刚才你所煮的饭真情流露
+
+1909
+01:52:31,766 --> 01:52:34,366
+连玉皇大帝都深受感恩
+
+1910
+01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:35,366
+为什么
+
+1911
+01:52:35,366 --> 01:52:39,199
+你动了神心泄露天机本应受罚
+
+1912
+01:52:39,366 --> 01:52:42,249
+但是面临用心良苦一
+
+1913
+01:52:42,250 --> 01:52:44,883
+往情深故网开一面
+
+1914
+01:52:44,883 --> 01:52:46,399
+没有延迟啊这个字母
+
+1915
+01:52:49,650 --> 01:52:51,566
+哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1916
+01:52:51,733 --> 01:52:54,483
+史廷芬你算是落足本钱了
+
+1917
+01:52:54,483 --> 01:52:56,166
+神仙都请出来了
+
+1918
+01:52:56,166 --> 01:52:57,733
+把神仙请出来啊
+
+1919
+01:52:57,800 --> 01:52:59,400
+给我瞧瞧啊
+
+1920
+01:52:59,450 --> 01:53:01,333
+装神仙你装神仙
+
+1921
+01:53:01,600 --> 01:53:03,083
+装神仙臭不臭
+
+1922
+01:53:03,450 --> 01:53:04,766
+贪吃又不守门口
+
+1923
+01:53:05,050 --> 01:53:06,800
+现在我要把你打回原形
+
+1924
+01:53:09,083 --> 01:53:12,133
+啊啊这是能办什么天堂
+
+1925
+01:53:13,000 --> 01:53:14,850
+嗯走了
+
+1926
+01:53:18,450 --> 01:53:20,366
+你是不是也想试一试
+
+1927
+01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:22,533
+不是不是不关我的事啊
+
+1928
+01:53:22,533 --> 01:53:24,399
+我是闲着没事路过的
+
+1929
+01:53:24,450 --> 01:53:26,683
+这里的人我完全不认识啊
+
+1930
+01:53:27,000 --> 01:53:28,766
+尤其是那边乱开的那个
+
+1931
+01:53:28,766 --> 01:53:30,249
+我都不知道他是谁啊
+
+1932
+01:53:30,366 --> 01:53:32,849
+可能是做菜的时候做咸了吧
+
+1933
+01:53:46,883 --> 01:53:47,683
+啊
+
+1934
+01:53:48,566 --> 01:53:49,366
+啊
+
+1935
+01:53:52,166 --> 01:53:53,733
+虾米东东啊
+
+1936
+01:54:00,166 --> 01:54:02,133
+叔叔真的变狗了
+
+1937
+01:54:04,883 --> 01:54:08,483
+还在流鼻涕而且这个狗全都是幻劫
+
+1938
+01:54:09,133 --> 01:54:11,966
+吓不倒我的哈哈
+
+1939
+01:54:23,933 --> 01:54:28,966
+什么都有可能的圣诞节吗啊啊
+
+1940
+01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:30,200
+额有朝天
+
+1941
+01:54:30,733 --> 01:54:32,333
+眼中有阳光
+
+1942
+01:54:32,566 --> 01:54:34,366
+是神仙下凡了
+
+1943
+01:54:34,366 --> 01:54:36,199
+有没有那么多神仙啊
+
+1944
+01:54:36,333 --> 01:54:40,049
+有正是举头三尺有神灵
+
+1945
+01:54:40,800 --> 01:54:41,933
+那是英斗吗
+
+1946
+01:54:41,933 --> 01:54:42,799
+分不出来
+
+1947
+01:54:42,800 --> 01:54:45,683
+我那天走路上摸了一只呃
+
+1948
+01:54:45,733 --> 01:54:48,083
+那个斗我也不知道是什么斗
+
+1949
+01:54:48,083 --> 01:54:49,566
+可能是法斗吧
+
+1950
+01:54:49,883 --> 01:54:52,483
+哇塞等我看完再跟他们大家说
+
+1951
+01:54:52,733 --> 01:54:54,133
+啊我先跟你们说吧
+
+1952
+01:54:54,600 --> 01:54:55,933
+我怕我忘记了
+
+1953
+01:54:56,733 --> 01:54:59,733
+我们不去看你比赛是他的意思
+
+1954
+01:55:00,400 --> 01:55:01,600
+我今天走在路上
+
+1955
+01:55:01,766 --> 01:55:03,283
+跟我朋友一起回家吗
+
+1956
+01:55:03,283 --> 01:55:05,449
+然后我没有整天家猫逗狗
+
+1957
+01:55:05,450 --> 01:55:07,483
+我经常在路上看到那种狗你知道吗
+
+1958
+01:55:07,483 --> 01:55:08,333
+我很想摸
+
+1959
+01:55:08,333 --> 01:55:09,483
+但是我又很色恐
+
+1960
+01:55:09,483 --> 01:55:11,766
+我不敢去问别人主人说能不能摸
+
+1961
+01:55:11,766 --> 01:55:13,599
+我竟然就是目送他们远去
+
+1962
+01:55:13,600 --> 01:55:14,933
+就比如说那边来了一只狗
+
+1963
+01:55:14,933 --> 01:55:15,849
+让他们往这边走
+
+1964
+01:55:15,850 --> 01:55:18,566
+我就这样哦小狗
+
+1965
+01:55:19,083 --> 01:55:20,049
+啊就这样
+
+1966
+01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:24,966
+懂吧都不敢去摸的我我截止到目前
+
+1967
+01:55:25,683 --> 01:55:30,283
+就是这么久我只摸过3只狗一只是4只
+
+1968
+01:55:31,083 --> 01:55:32,049
+我想想
+
+1969
+01:55:32,683 --> 01:55:33,483
+4只
+
+1970
+01:55:37,283 --> 01:55:39,533
+有一只是那个什么那个什么那种什么
+
+1971
+01:55:39,533 --> 01:55:41,933
+嗯什么什么什么什么什么狗啊
+
+1972
+01:55:42,200 --> 01:55:43,450
+什么什么什么啊
+
+1973
+01:55:43,450 --> 01:55:44,083
+什么狗啊
+
+1974
+01:55:44,083 --> 01:55:45,849
+耳耳朵很大但是不是比格犬
+
+1975
+01:55:45,850 --> 01:55:47,883
+真长但是长得有点像比格犬
+
+1976
+01:55:47,933 --> 01:55:48,799
+像那个什么
+
+1977
+01:55:49,450 --> 01:55:50,283
+有点像什么
+
+1978
+01:55:50,283 --> 01:55:52,683
+那个鹰什么哎什么什么啊什么什么
+
+1979
+01:55:52,683 --> 01:55:54,449
+完全想不到什么什么啊
+
+1980
+01:55:54,600 --> 01:55:56,800
+反正反正就是哈哈哈
+
+1981
+01:55:57,200 --> 01:55:58,400
+反正长得很像
+
+1982
+01:55:58,533 --> 01:56:01,766
+呃那个那个比格犬但是不是比格犬
+
+1983
+01:56:02,733 --> 01:56:05,083
+耳朵也很长很长摸了一下
+
+1984
+01:56:05,166 --> 01:56:06,683
+很很小很小很小
+
+1985
+01:56:06,733 --> 01:56:09,366
+不是腊肠不是腊肠比腊肠可爱多了
+
+1986
+01:56:09,366 --> 01:56:10,533
+正常体型
+
+1987
+01:56:10,933 --> 01:56:14,566
+然后摸了一下感觉他的毛短短刺刺的
+
+1988
+01:56:17,850 --> 01:56:19,133
+还挺乖的爪子很大
+
+1989
+01:56:19,133 --> 01:56:22,766
+长得很像很像宾格犬但是不是宾格犬
+
+1990
+01:56:22,800 --> 01:56:24,733
+也是耳朵耷拉下来的那种
+
+1991
+01:56:24,966 --> 01:56:25,849
+摸了一下
+
+1992
+01:56:25,883 --> 01:56:27,199
+好刺挠啊
+
+1993
+01:56:27,883 --> 01:56:29,999
+感觉脾气还挺好的
+
+1994
+01:56:30,133 --> 01:56:32,283
+然后那个主人也是说非常调皮
+
+1995
+01:56:32,283 --> 01:56:33,249
+非常调皮
+
+1996
+01:56:33,366 --> 01:56:37,166
+然后不是泰迪是不常见的狗不常见的
+
+1997
+01:56:37,933 --> 01:56:40,399
+然后又摸还摸了一只金毛来着
+
+1998
+01:56:40,650 --> 01:56:42,366
+当当时是我们小区停电了
+
+1999
+01:56:42,366 --> 01:56:45,599
+然后没事干在在那个小区门口站着啊
+
+2000
+01:56:45,600 --> 01:56:47,966
+然后然后看到有一只那个金毛
+
+2001
+01:56:48,000 --> 01:56:49,000
+也也在那
+
+2002
+01:56:49,083 --> 01:56:50,399
+呃在在路边
+
+2003
+01:56:50,400 --> 01:56:51,650
+然后我就一直盯着
+
+2004
+01:56:51,766 --> 01:56:53,599
+然后他们就在说这个金毛怎么怎么
+
+2005
+01:56:53,600 --> 01:56:54,800
+然后我也上去摸了一下
+
+2006
+01:56:54,800 --> 01:56:56,850
+哎好乖呀妈妈呀
+
+2007
+01:56:56,883 --> 01:56:57,766
+好可爱
+
+2008
+01:56:58,966 --> 01:57:02,133
+还有一只是那个什么呃快递驿站那
+
+2009
+01:57:02,766 --> 01:57:03,799
+栓了一条狗
+
+2010
+01:57:04,083 --> 01:57:05,366
+然后反正我不敢摸
+
+2011
+01:57:05,366 --> 01:57:06,649
+然后我朋友去摸的
+
+2012
+01:57:07,483 --> 01:57:09,449
+杜宾不是小狗小狗
+
+2013
+01:57:13,050 --> 01:57:13,850
+哼
+
+2014
+01:57:15,850 --> 01:57:17,250
+我偷偷叫他让他不咬我吗
+
+2015
+01:57:17,250 --> 01:57:19,650
+我非常害怕被狗咬我太害怕被狗咬了
+
+2016
+01:57:20,333 --> 01:57:21,083
+然后
+
+2017
+01:57:21,083 --> 01:57:23,883
+最后就是那个最近摸到的那个发抖
+
+2018
+01:57:23,883 --> 01:57:25,399
+我也我也不知道是不是啊
+
+2019
+01:57:25,400 --> 01:57:26,883
+是一个那个什么大家
+
+2020
+01:57:26,883 --> 01:57:28,999
+我当时拿完快捷和朋友一起走走
+
+2021
+01:57:29,000 --> 01:57:30,083
+在回家的��上
+
+2022
+01:57:30,650 --> 01:57:31,883
+就起码10米远
+
+2023
+01:57:31,883 --> 01:57:34,249
+我就听到那个狗的在喘气了大家
+
+2024
+01:57:34,366 --> 01:57:35,799
+太可怕了
+
+2025
+01:57:36,600 --> 01:57:37,133
+10米远
+
+2026
+01:57:37,133 --> 01:57:40,966
+我就听到背后非常粗重的喘气声
+
+2027
+01:57:43,366 --> 01:57:44,566
+然后那个声音呃
+
+2028
+01:57:44,650 --> 01:57:47,283
+那个什么随着我和朋友慢慢的步行
+
+2029
+01:57:47,283 --> 01:57:48,399
+离我越来越近
+
+2030
+01:57:48,400 --> 01:57:50,400
+越来越近哇我转头一看
+
+2031
+01:57:50,400 --> 01:57:51,333
+哇这这
+
+2032
+01:57:51,450 --> 01:57:54,000
+这是一只没有多大的狗这就是哈哈哈
+
+2033
+01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:55,283
+也没有跑步
+
+2034
+01:57:55,283 --> 01:57:56,883
+就走路喘成这样
+
+2035
+01:57:58,366 --> 01:58:01,199
+然后是一个那个那个叔叔还是爷爷
+
+2036
+01:58:01,200 --> 01:58:02,933
+可能是爷爷吧五六十岁
+
+2037
+01:58:03,133 --> 01:58:04,399
+然后牵着的
+
+2038
+01:58:04,566 --> 01:58:06,933
+好大声我的天呐
+
+2039
+01:58:07,133 --> 01:58:07,933
+然后
+
+2040
+01:58:08,766 --> 01:58:10,449
+然后反正感觉那个爷爷挺好的
+
+2041
+01:58:10,450 --> 01:58:11,333
+我就说能不能
+
+2042
+01:58:11,333 --> 01:58:13,533
+我就说他咬人吗可以摸一下吗
+
+2043
+01:58:13,533 --> 01:58:15,199
+然后他就说啊可以摸可以摸
+
+2044
+01:58:15,200 --> 01:58:17,800
+然后我就摸了一下哇那个哇
+
+2045
+01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:18,683
+我都感觉
+
+2046
+01:58:19,250 --> 01:58:21,050
+很很很像那个什么
+
+2047
+01:58:21,650 --> 01:58:23,800
+哇就是跟一般的狗不太像
+
+2048
+01:58:23,800 --> 01:58:25,200
+就是他的脑门
+
+2049
+01:58:25,200 --> 01:58:27,050
+然后肉很多层层叠叠的
+
+2050
+01:58:27,050 --> 01:58:29,650
+我感觉就像在摸我爸的光头一样
+
+2051
+01:58:30,450 --> 01:58:31,650
+哇我觉得这个狗
+
+2052
+01:58:31,650 --> 01:58:33,683
+我就我当时跟我朋友说我的天呐
+
+2053
+01:58:33,683 --> 01:58:34,799
+这个狗就是
+
+2054
+01:58:35,766 --> 01:58:40,399
+这个狗变成人就是我爸哈哈哈哈就是
+
+2055
+01:58:40,650 --> 01:58:41,933
+声音又很出众
+
+2056
+01:58:41,966 --> 01:58:43,683
+然后呼吸很出众
+
+2057
+01:58:43,683 --> 01:58:45,883
+感觉他睡觉肯定是那个什么
+
+2058
+01:58:48,050 --> 01:58:48,966
+肯定是这种
+
+2059
+01:58:48,966 --> 01:58:50,133
+然后摸那个
+
+2060
+01:58:50,133 --> 01:58:52,166
+摸起来那个层层叠叠的肉感
+
+2061
+01:58:52,166 --> 01:58:53,449
+就是很像那种
+
+2062
+01:58:53,450 --> 01:58:57,400
+呃中中年男性那种有点肉的中年男性
+
+2063
+01:58:57,683 --> 01:58:59,966
+的光头太像了
+
+2064
+01:59:00,050 --> 01:59:00,850
+因为他那个
+
+2065
+01:59:01,650 --> 01:59:03,816
+你们摸没摸过我发抖啊
+
+2066
+01:59:04,416 --> 01:59:06,299
+真的很像中年男性
+
+2067
+01:59:07,900 --> 01:59:09,333
+很像人很像人
+
+2068
+01:59:09,333 --> 01:59:12,499
+就是没什么毛发感就是全是那种肉感
+
+2069
+01:59:17,133 --> 01:59:19,649
+不是我也我怎么说呢
+
+2070
+01:59:19,900 --> 01:59:21,816
+反正就是真真的真的真的
+
+2071
+01:59:22,016 --> 01:59:24,216
+反正就是很很中年男性他就发抖
+
+2072
+01:59:24,216 --> 01:59:25,733
+完全就是中年男性
+
+2073
+01:59:26,533 --> 01:59:27,933
+超级大声
+
+2074
+01:59:27,933 --> 01:59:30,383
+然后摸完之后他又往前走去了
+
+2075
+01:59:31,300 --> 01:59:33,500
+这么缓缓离开了
+
+2076
+01:59:35,900 --> 01:59:36,816
+很温顺吗
+
+2077
+01:59:36,816 --> 01:59:37,783
+太吵了太吵了
+
+2078
+01:59:37,783 --> 01:59:40,533
+我就感觉发抖那个那个什么呃
+
+2079
+01:59:41,416 --> 01:59:43,183
+睡觉必须要离他10米远
+
+2080
+01:59:43,183 --> 01:59:45,183
+不然都能听到他粗重的呼吸
+
+2081
+01:59:47,983 --> 01:59:50,299
+没事没事我爸这辈子看不到我直播的
+
+2082
+01:59:51,300 --> 01:59:52,733
+我爸妈应该还没有回来
+
+2083
+01:59:54,583 --> 01:59:56,299
+你净出馊主意
+
+2084
+01:59:56,300 --> 01:59:59,183
+到时候我被那个什么被被咬了怎么办
+
+2085
+02:00:06,850 --> 02:00:07,650
+咳
+
+2086
+02:00:10,533 --> 02:00:11,333
+咳
+
+2087
+02:00:24,933 --> 02:00:27,216
+真样本人还是假的
+
+2088
+02:00:30,816 --> 02:00:31,933
+by me
+
+2089
+02:00:35,533 --> 02:00:36,983
+偷抖音应该刷不到吧
+
+2090
+02:00:36,983 --> 02:00:38,049
+我们不在一个世界
+
+2091
+02:00:38,050 --> 02:00:41,216
+抖音有多少视频你知道吗继续看
+
+2092
+02:00:43,016 --> 02:00:44,249
+怕你分心呐
+
+2093
+02:00:44,416 --> 02:00:46,499
+是啊不会吧
+
+2094
+02:00:46,700 --> 02:00:47,850
+是真的
+
+2095
+02:00:47,983 --> 02:00:48,816
+这颗子弹呐
+
+2096
+02:00:48,816 --> 02:00:50,333
+被鸡鸭挡住了
+
+2097
+02:00:50,333 --> 02:00:51,699
+不仅没有死啊
+
+2098
+02:00:51,733 --> 02:00:53,649
+医生���顺便替他换了龅牙
+
+2099
+02:00:53,650 --> 02:00:54,983
+脸上也磨了皮
+
+2100
+02:00:54,983 --> 02:00:56,649
+这回是因祸得福了
+
+2101
+02:00:56,650 --> 02:00:57,900
+不会吧
+
+2102
+02:00:58,450 --> 02:01:00,500
+是真的哎
+
+2103
+02:01:00,500 --> 02:01:01,733
+他正赶来呢
+
+2104
+02:01:06,783 --> 02:01:10,583
+分分钟都盼望跟他见面哇
+
+2105
+02:01:10,583 --> 02:01:11,733
+好时尚啊
+
+2106
+02:01:19,583 --> 02:01:21,616
+穿的好时尚好超前啊
+
+2107
+02:01:23,783 --> 02:01:24,416
+哎
+
+2108
+02:01:24,416 --> 02:01:26,249
+喜不喜欢都要说句话呀
+
+2109
+02:01:27,733 --> 02:01:31,583
+事到如今还有什么好说的哼还给你
+
+2110
+02:01:34,450 --> 02:01:35,300
+哈哈哈
+
+2111
+02:01:40,650 --> 02:01:42,100
+哎怎么卡了一下
+
+2112
+02:01:49,850 --> 02:01:52,100
+他这个衣服确实很时尚的呀
+
+2113
+02:02:02,383 --> 02:02:03,299
+啊结束了
+
+2114
+02:02:03,300 --> 02:02:05,900
+今天的直播就到此结束喽
+
+2115
+02:02:18,416 --> 02:02:20,249
+逐个讲一次争咩咧
+
+2116
+02:02:20,250 --> 02:02:21,850
+沟埋你做濑尿牛已经100
+
+2117
+02:02:22,133 --> 02:02:23,849
+瞓住咩肯定有啊
+
+2118
+02:02:24,333 --> 02:02:25,133
+明明明
+
+2119
+02:02:25,733 --> 02:02:26,249
+明明
+
+2120
+02:02:26,250 --> 02:02:27,050
+明明
+
+2121
+02:02:27,783 --> 02:02:28,583
+明
+
+2122
+02:02:31,216 --> 02:02:32,933
+啊怎么怎么这么早早下播
+
+2123
+02:02:32,933 --> 02:02:35,983
+因为那个什么呃呃想被大家挽留一下
+
+2124
+02:02:46,450 --> 02:02:47,583
+to you
+
+2125
+02:02:48,983 --> 02:02:51,649
+gives my love to you
+
+2126
+02:02:53,333 --> 02:02:56,533
+gives my love to you
+
+2127
+02:02:57,700 --> 02:02:58,583
+you
+
+2128
+02:02:59,650 --> 02:03:00,650
+to you
+
+2129
+02:03:26,850 --> 02:03:31,650
+good day don't you get funny me oh boy
+
+2130
+02:03:39,383 --> 02:03:40,333
+初恋好吧
+
+2131
+02:03:46,533 --> 02:03:47,333
+这个吗
+
+2132
+02:03:49,100 --> 02:03:50,016
+原唱是谁
+
+2133
+02:03:53,216 --> 02:03:54,183
+我什么时候
+
+2134
+02:03:54,183 --> 02:03:55,849
+我我不管睡多少个小时
+
+2135
+02:03:55,850 --> 02:03:57,216
+当天晚上都能睡着
+
+2136
+02:03:57,216 --> 02:03:59,133
+我不知道你们睡眠怎么这么差
+
+2137
+02:03:59,333 --> 02:04:01,616
+就是有的人会说那种什么哎
+
+2138
+02:04:01,933 --> 02:04:03,816
+嗯那什么睡这么久晚上睡不着
+
+2139
+02:04:03,816 --> 02:04:05,099
+我从来不会
+
+2140
+02:04:05,216 --> 02:04:07,099
+我只要想睡我就能睡
+
+2141
+02:04:10,983 --> 02:04:11,783
+哼
+
+2142
+02:04:16,300 --> 02:04:18,333
+爱恋没经验
+
+2143
+02:04:20,100 --> 02:04:22,700
+我今天上播前躺在床上也想也想
+
+2144
+02:04:22,700 --> 02:04:23,700
+睡着来着
+
+2145
+02:04:23,983 --> 02:04:25,049
+也快睡着了
+
+2146
+02:04:26,783 --> 02:04:28,849
+你们睡眠力也太差了吧
+
+2147
+02:04:34,783 --> 02:04:36,783
+我都不知道是你们有问题
+
+2148
+02:04:36,783 --> 02:04:38,016
+还是我有问题了
+
+2149
+02:04:38,383 --> 02:04:41,183
+问为何共他见一面
+
+2150
+02:04:43,333 --> 02:04:44,133
+不
+
+2151
+02:04:49,183 --> 02:04:49,933
+是
+
+2152
+02:04:49,933 --> 02:04:50,733
+原唱吗
+
+2153
+02:04:53,216 --> 02:04:54,183
+莫文媚唱的
+
+2154
+02:04:54,183 --> 02:04:55,416
+但是没有单曲
+
+2155
+02:04:56,616 --> 02:04:59,816
+足已令我倒颠倒颠
+
+2156
+02:05:01,500 --> 02:05:05,383
+分分钟都盼望跟他见面
+
+2157
+02:05:05,733 --> 02:05:09,183
+默默地伫候也从来
+
+2158
+02:05:09,300 --> 02:05:12,733
+分分钟都渴望与他相见
+
+2159
+02:05:12,733 --> 02:05:18,016
+在路上碰着亦乐上几天几天轻快
+
+2160
+02:05:18,100 --> 02:05:19,300
+的感觉
+
+2161
+02:05:19,700 --> 02:05:21,183
+飘上面
+
+2162
+02:05:22,183 --> 02:05:23,299
+可爱的
+
+2163
+02:05:23,850 --> 02:05:27,183
+一个初恋恋
+
+2164
+02:05:29,616 --> 02:05:30,416
+可
+
+2165
+02:05:35,016 --> 02:05:38,049
+爱的一个错错恋
+
+2166
+02:05:38,783 --> 02:05:40,899
+真有前夫假有前夫啊别骗我
+
+2167
+02:05:41,100 --> 02:05:42,816
+可爱的一个初
+
+2168
+02:05:43,216 --> 02:05:43,533
+恋
+
+2169
+02:05:43,533 --> 02:05:44,333
+恋
+
+2170
+02:05:45,783 --> 02:05:50,099
+爱爱爱恋恋无惊人
+
+2171
+02:05:52,100 --> 02:05:52,900
+任
+
+2172
+02:05:53,133 --> 02:05:54,133
+今天
+
+2173
+02:05:54,133 --> 02:05:55,816
+错错花园
+
+2174
+02:05:57,816 --> 02:05:58,616
+哼
+
+2175
+02:05:59,900 --> 02:06:00,700
+真的吗
+
+2176
+02:06:00,983 --> 02:06:02,533
+四川人就是会吧
+
+2177
+02:06:02,900 --> 02:06:03,700
+爱
+
+2178
+02:06:03,933 --> 02:06:05,416
+恋无惊艳
+
+2179
+02:06:06,650 --> 02:06:09,016
+今天才发现
+
+2180
+02:06:10,250 --> 02:06:11,183
+遥遥
+
+2181
+02:06:11,383 --> 02:06:13,249
+共她见一面
+
+2182
+02:06:13,900 --> 02:06:17,333
+那份快乐太新鲜
+
+2183
+02:06:17,783 --> 02:06:21,416
+我一息我我一夜
+
+2184
+02:06:21,450 --> 02:06:23,450
+失眠��这
+
+2185
+02:06:23,933 --> 02:06:24,733
+心
+
+2186
+02:06:25,183 --> 02:06:28,533
+里乱乱乱灭音
+
+2187
+02:06:28,933 --> 02:06:30,299
+好难好难哦
+
+2188
+02:06:31,416 --> 02:06:32,333
+录音
+
+2189
+02:06:33,500 --> 02:06:37,416
+妈妈妈妈妈妈妈走走
+
+2190
+02:06:38,900 --> 02:06:45,983
+妈妈妈妈妈妈妈梦最最先已是妈妈梦
+
+2191
+02:06:48,300 --> 02:06:53,416
+分分钟都盼望跟他见面默默地煮后
+
+2192
+02:06:53,416 --> 02:06:54,733
+亦从来不愿
+
+2193
+02:06:54,983 --> 02:06:56,849
+你们这么说的人到底是不是广东人啊
+
+2194
+02:06:56,850 --> 02:06:57,783
+别别尬吹
+
+2195
+02:06:57,783 --> 02:07:00,933
+给我吹上天了到时候全是挂吹
+
+2196
+02:07:10,133 --> 02:07:10,933
+感觉
+
+2197
+02:07:10,933 --> 02:07:13,649
+感觉感觉飘送面
+
+2198
+02:07:20,850 --> 02:07:23,850
+不是广东人那你就不能夸标准啊
+
+2199
+02:07:24,900 --> 02:07:27,050
+乐上几天几天
+
+2200
+02:07:27,733 --> 02:07:30,249
+轻快的感觉飘上面
+
+2201
+02:07:31,450 --> 02:07:34,250
+可爱的一个初恋
+
+2202
+02:07:54,133 --> 02:07:56,133
+my Mama don't like you
+
+2203
+02:07:56,250 --> 02:07:57,850
+she likes everyone
+
+2204
+02:08:03,100 --> 02:08:04,450
+这个这个乐队怎么也
+
+2205
+02:08:04,500 --> 02:08:06,050
+翻翻翻唱这个
+
+2206
+02:08:10,783 --> 02:08:12,733
+不是你不是那你怎么评价啊
+
+2207
+02:08:12,733 --> 02:08:14,333
+那你就像我我说你的
+
+2208
+02:08:14,416 --> 02:08:16,249
+我说你的北京话很标准
+
+2209
+02:08:16,333 --> 02:08:18,533
+我有我我我怎么评价
+
+2210
+02:08:32,850 --> 02:08:34,500
+要不跟你们说什么事情来着
+
+2211
+02:08:41,983 --> 02:08:43,499
+还是那个版本吧
+
+2212
+02:08:44,416 --> 02:08:45,849
+等下我要给朋友找个东西
+
+2213
+02:08:54,016 --> 02:08:55,016
+哈哈哈
+
+2214
+02:09:09,100 --> 02:09:09,900
+哈哈哈
+
+2215
+02:09:11,450 --> 02:09:13,533
+爱恋没经验
+
+2216
+02:09:14,100 --> 02:09:15,183
+进一个
+
+2217
+02:09:15,183 --> 02:09:17,299
+今天初发现
+
+2218
+02:09:18,650 --> 02:09:21,650
+遥遥共他见一面
+
+2219
+02:09:22,450 --> 02:09:24,650
+那份快乐太新鲜
+
+2220
+02:09:25,050 --> 02:09:25,850
+呃
+
+2221
+02:09:29,333 --> 02:09:30,333
+可以可以可以
+
+2222
+02:09:31,733 --> 02:09:33,016
+不错不错
+
+2223
+02:09:35,016 --> 02:09:36,499
+我们现在干嘛呢
+
+2224
+02:09:37,250 --> 02:09:39,533
+美丽印象似初恋
+
+2225
+02:09:42,650 --> 02:09:44,816
+默默望着是
+
+2226
+02:09:44,850 --> 02:09:48,300
+默默望着那目光似电
+
+2227
+02:09:50,016 --> 02:09:54,333
+那刹那接触已令我倒颠
+
+2228
+02:09:56,733 --> 02:09:57,533
+分分钟
+
+2229
+02:09:57,533 --> 02:09:58,649
+再看一部啊
+
+2230
+02:09:58,983 --> 02:10:00,933
+再看一部就太晚了吧
+
+2231
+02:10:18,733 --> 02:10:20,133
+不也就两点
+
+2232
+02:10:21,533 --> 02:10:23,183
+你们还想看什么吗
+
+2233
+02:10:25,216 --> 02:10:28,616
+要是还有豪宅看就好了可惜
+
+2234
+02:10:32,183 --> 02:10:34,816
+要不要再看豪宅大家哈哈哈
+
+2235
+02:10:34,900 --> 02:10:35,983
+我想想哈
+
+2236
+02:10:38,450 --> 02:10:39,700
+想不想看豪宅
+
+2237
+02:10:39,983 --> 02:10:41,333
+不想抖了不想抖了
+
+2238
+02:10:41,333 --> 02:10:43,816
+那抖出来我全都是不好看的
+
+2239
+02:10:47,450 --> 02:10:50,100
+遥遥共他见一面
+
+2240
+02:10:50,816 --> 02:10:53,133
+那份快乐太新鲜
+
+2241
+02:10:54,533 --> 02:10:56,733
+我一夜失眠
+
+2242
+02:10:58,133 --> 02:11:00,383
+影子心里现
+
+2243
+02:11:01,900 --> 02:11:03,216
+问为何阿
+
+2244
+02:11:03,300 --> 02:11:05,383
+都没有那种真实一点的
+
+2245
+02:11:06,616 --> 02:11:10,333
+都没有真实一点的怎么回事呢
+
+2246
+02:11:12,450 --> 02:11:14,500
+大师的建筑设计
+
+2247
+02:11:14,616 --> 02:11:15,416
+啊
+
+2248
+02:11:16,616 --> 02:11:18,933
+有没有那个什么日常一点的
+
+2249
+02:11:34,616 --> 02:11:35,583
+与他
+
+2250
+02:11:35,650 --> 02:11:36,416
+相见
+
+2251
+02:11:36,416 --> 02:11:39,049
+看那种改造吧有没有好看的改造啊
+
+2252
+02:11:47,650 --> 02:11:48,583
+看你做饭吗
+
+2253
+02:11:48,583 --> 02:11:50,583
+我没啥兴趣看做饭其实
+
+2254
+02:11:54,216 --> 02:11:55,816
+犹如从来没怨
+
+2255
+02:11:56,500 --> 02:12:00,216
+分分钟都渴望与他相见
+
+2256
+02:12:00,216 --> 02:12:03,299
+在路上碰着亦乐上几天
+
+2257
+02:12:04,733 --> 02:12:06,699
+轻快的感觉飘上
+
+2258
+02:12:21,300 --> 02:12:22,733
+哎大家我跟你们说啊
+
+2259
+02:12:22,733 --> 02:12:25,499
+大家我看看梦想感谢到家很好吗
+
+2260
+02:12:26,983 --> 02:12:28,333
+梦梦想
+
+2261
+02:12:28,333 --> 02:12:29,133
+梦想
+
+2262
+02:12:29,216 --> 02:12:30,616
+梦梦
+
+2263
+02:12:31,183 --> 02:12:33,299
+想改到家等下我看一下我爸妈回来没
+
+2264
+02:12:33,300 --> 02:12:34,100
+我叫一下
+
+2265
+02:12:34,533 --> 02:12:35,333
+我爸
+
+2266
+02:12:44,050 --> 02:12:45,850
+啊疯掉了忘记
+
+2267
+02:12:46,616 --> 02:12:49,216
+手办了手办手办了
+
+2268
+02:12:55,783 --> 02:12:56,583
+AH
+
+2269
+02:12:57,733 --> 02:12:58,533
+AH
+
+2270
+02:13:00,183 --> 02:13:01,249
+怪尴尬的
+
+2271
+02:13:02,450 --> 02:13:03,250
+哈哈哈
+
+2272
+02:13:10,250 --> 02:13:13,533
+啊百万提前请0基啊刚刚好
+
+2273
+02:13:19,533 --> 02:13:20,333
+呦呦
+
+2274
+02:13:33,616 --> 02:13:33,899
+by
+
+2275
+02:13:33,900 --> 02:13:34,700
+哇
+
+2276
+02:13:35,100 --> 02:13:37,900
+巨星麒麟军还有呢
+
+2277
+02:13:37,900 --> 02:13:39,300
+还有没有别的推荐啊
+
+2278
+02:13:40,050 --> 02:13:41,383
+我到时候那个
+
+2279
+02:13:41,900 --> 02:13:43,016
+交替看看
+
+2280
+02:13:49,500 --> 02:13:50,300
+哎
+
+2281
+02:13:50,933 --> 02:13:51,249
+这
+
+2282
+02:13:51,250 --> 02:13:51,816
+那种不对
+
+2283
+02:13:51,816 --> 02:13:53,849
+那你得是相当恋父的人
+
+2284
+02:13:53,850 --> 02:13:56,333
+或者是缺少父爱的人才那个吧
+
+2285
+02:13:56,416 --> 02:14:00,333
+还好吧我没有这方面的缺陷吧
+
+2286
+02:14:01,900 --> 02:14:04,133
+啊不能不能也不能说是缺陷啊
+
+2287
+02:14:04,133 --> 02:14:06,249
+没有这方面的需求啊
+
+2288
+02:14:08,816 --> 02:14:11,299
+全能住宅改造房
+
+2289
+02:14:12,333 --> 02:14:13,133
+哎
+
+2290
+02:14:13,500 --> 02:14:14,450
+往这看看
+
+2291
+02:14:23,050 --> 02:14:24,016
+哇这个好老啊
+
+2292
+02:14:24,016 --> 02:14:26,016
+全能住宅搞改造房啊
+
+2293
+02:14:27,100 --> 02:14:28,383
+这就是王姨
+
+2294
+02:14:37,733 --> 02:14:39,249
+啊这个是搞怪的吧
+
+2295
+02:14:40,900 --> 02:14:43,416
+这个这个这个三弟有点害怕
+
+2296
+02:14:47,016 --> 02:14:48,416
+OK交替着看看
+
+2297
+02:14:49,850 --> 02:14:50,650
+开始
+
+2298
+02:14:53,500 --> 02:14:55,016
+啊看看谢谢谢谢
+
+2299
+02:14:55,016 --> 02:14:56,216
+谢谢橘子橘
+
+2300
+02:14:57,983 --> 02:14:58,783
+的风云
+
+2301
+02:14:59,733 --> 02:15:00,533
+谢谢谢谢
+
+2302
+02:15:01,183 --> 02:15:01,983
+你们要
+
+2303
+02:15:02,850 --> 02:15:03,733
+的小花
+
+2304
+02:15:05,650 --> 02:15:06,450
+花
+
+2305
+02:15:10,050 --> 02:15:10,850
+Timmy
+
+2306
+02:15:12,333 --> 02:15:13,133
+na na na na na
+
+2307
+02:15:15,216 --> 02:15:16,016
+na
+
+2308
+02:15:18,250 --> 02:15:23,416
+na na na na na na na na na na na na
+
+2309
+02:15:26,416 --> 02:15:27,216
+na na
+
+2310
+02:15:32,133 --> 02:15:32,416
+好
+
+2311
+02:15:32,416 --> 02:15:33,299
+够了够了够了
+
+2312
+02:15:33,733 --> 02:15:35,133
+我先看一个
+
+2313
+02:15:35,733 --> 02:15:36,383
+梦想
+
+2314
+02:15:36,383 --> 02:15:38,533
+哎这我为什么是个梦想改造家啊
+
+2315
+02:15:43,450 --> 02:15:44,416
+true love
+
+2316
+02:15:57,900 --> 02:15:59,216
+妈妈快看快看
+
+2317
+02:15:59,733 --> 02:16:02,983
+先看一下呃室室内设计师梁正
+
+2318
+02:16:05,533 --> 02:16:06,333
+Goodbye
+
+2319
+02:16:07,500 --> 02:16:10,500
+you met that ka tower
+
+2320
+02:16:11,183 --> 02:16:14,616
+you said that makula
+
+2321
+02:16:16,783 --> 02:16:20,733
+what soon as i hear called hero
+
+2322
+02:16:23,183 --> 02:16:25,249
+我之前那个什么别急别急
+
+2323
+02:16:25,250 --> 02:16:26,216
+马上马上
+
+2324
+02:16:28,416 --> 02:16:30,733
+那个红砖房那个是生气的是吧
+
+2325
+02:16:30,733 --> 02:16:32,183
+我好像也看过
+
+2326
+02:16:33,500 --> 02:16:36,650
+那个是不是瞎改是不是啊我也忘记了
+
+2327
+02:16:37,016 --> 02:16:39,299
+我记得有一个节目有点瞎改
+
+2328
+02:16:39,300 --> 02:16:40,900
+我忘记是啥了
+
+2329
+02:16:47,016 --> 02:16:48,849
+哎我都没有吃的了
+
+2330
+02:16:50,333 --> 02:16:52,216
+ti i'm on my shoulder
+
+2331
+02:16:52,583 --> 02:16:53,849
+give me the eye
+
+2332
+02:16:57,900 --> 02:16:58,700
+害死了
+
+2333
+02:17:02,216 --> 02:17:03,016
+看看
+
+2334
+02:17:03,700 --> 02:17:04,700
+萌萌哒呀
+
+2335
+02:17:06,816 --> 02:17:08,983
+修饰品几年后流行的卫生间
+
+2336
+02:17:09,050 --> 02:17:10,933
+常规卫生间马桶都是竖着放
+
+2337
+02:17:10,933 --> 02:17:12,016
+过道瞬间就变窄
+
+2338
+02:17:12,016 --> 02:17:15,016
+不如这样做马桶常规深度在700左右
+
+2339
+02:17:15,016 --> 02:17:15,816
+算上走道
+
+2340
+02:17:15,816 --> 02:17:18,133
+卫生间的深度最窄可以做1米4
+
+2341
+02:17:18,133 --> 02:17:20,249
+这样能满足做单的排泄的需求
+
+2342
+02:17:20,450 --> 02:17:21,816
+如果因为你家的马桶
+
+2343
+02:17:21,900 --> 02:17:23,333
+卫生间瞬间变窄
+
+2344
+02:17:23,383 --> 02:17:25,383
+那证明你家的户型不适合拉屎
+
+2345
+02:17:25,450 --> 02:17:27,250
+这边建议您直接拉裤子里
+
+2346
+02:17:27,300 --> 02:17:29,533
+一用镀锌方管做六面框架
+
+2347
+02:17:29,616 --> 02:17:31,099
+中间竖着焊接几根短的
+
+2348
+02:17:31,100 --> 02:17:32,100
+记得提前固定好
+
+2349
+02:17:32,100 --> 02:17:34,133
+水箱外包几块大理石做围挡
+
+2350
+02:17:34,133 --> 02:17:35,133
+好看又耐用
+
+2351
+02:17:35,216 --> 02:17:37,849
+关键是增加了台面空间安装壁挂马桶
+
+2352
+02:17:37,850 --> 02:17:39,616
+水箱上做活动的大理石台面
+
+2353
+02:17:39,616 --> 02:17:40,983
+冲水按钮面板可拆卸
+
+2354
+02:17:40,983 --> 02:17:42,299
+方便下水管检修
+
+2355
+02:17:42,383 --> 02:17:43,816
+壁挂马桶不仅颜值高
+
+2356
+02:17:43,816 --> 02:17:45,583
+老婆坐在上面真的超级方便
+
+2357
+02:17:45,583 --> 02:17:47,216
+关键没有卫生死角好打理
+
+2358
+02:17:47,216 --> 02:17:48,783
+记得这个位置要切圆角
+
+2359
+02:17:48,850 --> 02:17:50,183
+撞不到人才安全
+
+2360
+02:17:50,216 --> 02:17:51,016
+2
+
+2361
+02:17:51,616 --> 02:17:53,383
+这个卫生间隔墙觉得眼熟吗
+
+2362
+02:17:53,383 --> 02:17:55,983
+像不像老八的秘制小食堂公共厕所
+
+2363
+02:17:56,100 --> 02:17:58,933
+一般情况下不建议把公厕照搬到家内
+
+2364
+02:17:58,933 --> 02:18:01,099
+这位公厕设计师请你收敛点
+
+2365
+02:18:01,100 --> 02:18:02,416
+网络不是法外之恋
+
+2366
+02:18:02,416 --> 02:18:04,616
+这个公厕的墙体摆放看上去很奇怪
+
+2367
+02:18:04,616 --> 02:18:05,899
+我做了个尺寸图
+
+2368
+02:18:06,100 --> 02:18:07,933
+按最小尺寸放出来的图
+
+2369
+02:18:07,933 --> 02:18:10,333
+马桶间需要1米宽度和1米深度
+
+2370
+02:18:10,533 --> 02:18:13,533
+隐藏式水箱的马桶长度在580左右
+
+2371
+02:18:13,533 --> 02:18:15,783
+马桶中心离着墙体476
+
+2372
+02:18:15,816 --> 02:18:18,016
+马桶的边缘离着墙体270
+
+2373
+02:18:18,183 --> 02:18:19,816
+如果只有270的话
+
+2374
+02:18:19,816 --> 02:18:21,783
+不建议上完厕所就擦屁股
+
+2375
+02:18:21,783 --> 02:18:23,849
+你不擦屁股最多就是卫生问题
+
+2376
+02:18:23,983 --> 02:18:26,333
+要是因为擦屁股一脑袋撞墙上
+
+2377
+02:18:26,333 --> 02:18:27,699
+容易撞伤你
+
+2378
+02:18:27,700 --> 02:18:28,933
+觉得别扭是因为
+
+2379
+02:18:29,100 --> 02:18:30,816
+第一他缩放三维模型了
+
+2380
+02:18:30,816 --> 02:18:32,533
+第二他做了太多拐角
+
+2381
+02:18:32,533 --> 02:18:33,533
+看上去不舒服
+
+2382
+02:18:33,533 --> 02:18:34,583
+2右边红砖
+
+2383
+02:18:34,583 --> 02:18:35,733
+水泥砂浆气体台
+
+2384
+02:18:35,733 --> 02:18:38,416
+外贴大理石台阶上面清空回填的砂石
+
+2385
+02:18:38,416 --> 02:18:39,649
+四周砌红砖做跌级
+
+2386
+02:18:39,650 --> 02:18:40,900
+底下刷防水涂料
+
+2387
+02:18:41,016 --> 02:18:42,899
+陶粒回填水泥砂浆粉瓶
+
+2388
+02:18:43,383 --> 02:18:44,699
+这个完全就是在放屁
+
+2389
+02:18:44,700 --> 02:18:45,850
+我都不知道他在说什么
+
+2390
+02:18:45,850 --> 02:18:46,933
+我也不知道他在说什么
+
+2391
+02:18:47,616 --> 02:18:49,383
+哪来的砂石让你清空啊
+
+2392
+02:18:49,416 --> 02:18:51,499
+你咋不把你脑袋里面的积液清空呢
+
+2393
+02:18:51,500 --> 02:18:53,016
+里面铺贴防滑的马赛克
+
+2394
+02:18:53,016 --> 02:18:54,383
+侧面镀锌方管框架
+
+2395
+02:18:54,383 --> 02:18:56,533
+外贴大理石增加台面空间
+
+2396
+02:18:56,650 --> 02:18:58,133
+墙壁上挖一个薄薄的洞
+
+2397
+02:18:58,133 --> 02:18:59,183
+里面瓷砖贴面
+
+2398
+02:18:59,183 --> 02:19:01,183
+记得要放点斜坡才不会积水
+
+2399
+02:19:01,183 --> 02:19:02,899
+洗漱用品拿取超级方便
+
+2400
+02:19:02,983 --> 02:19:04,099
+浴缸就这样完成
+
+2401
+02:19:04,900 --> 02:19:06,900
+这种为了抬高而抬高的浴缸
+
+2402
+02:19:06,900 --> 02:19:08,500
+就好像脑子里面有缺陷
+
+2403
+02:19:08,616 --> 02:19:10,249
+必须得通过抬高地面
+
+2404
+02:19:10,250 --> 02:19:11,783
+才能治好脑子里的病
+
+2405
+02:19:11,900 --> 02:19:13,300
+抬高两步台阶
+
+2406
+02:19:13,333 --> 02:19:14,583
+一步150高
+
+2407
+02:19:14,583 --> 02:19:15,899
+台阶不能做太高
+
+2408
+02:19:15,900 --> 02:19:17,216
+要不然容易踩空
+
+2409
+02:19:17,300 --> 02:19:18,900
+两步加起来一共300高
+
+2410
+02:19:18,900 --> 02:19:21,050
+谁会在这么矮的王八池里面泡澡啊
+
+2411
+02:19:21,300 --> 02:19:22,383
+预算不够的话
+
+2412
+02:19:22,383 --> 02:19:24,649
+就花两三百买个折叠浴缸
+
+2413
+02:19:24,650 --> 02:19:26,300
+不用了放到一边不占地方
+
+2414
+02:19:26,416 --> 02:19:28,816
+预算充足就去买个成品浴缸
+
+2415
+02:19:28,850 --> 02:19:30,050
+不想要了还能扔
+
+2416
+02:19:30,133 --> 02:19:31,899
+通过抬高做了这么一个浴缸
+
+2417
+02:19:31,933 --> 02:19:33,099
+你后期不想要了
+
+2418
+02:19:33,100 --> 02:19:35,700
+加了二次想翻修还得把地面都砸了
+
+2419
+02:19:35,733 --> 02:19:36,933
+你们家有浴缸吗
+
+2420
+02:19:36,933 --> 02:19:39,499
+浴缸不会躺着很硬邦邦吗
+
+2421
+02:19:39,500 --> 02:19:40,300
+我在想啊
+
+2422
+02:19:40,300 --> 02:19:41,133
+缝多显廉价
+
+2423
+02:19:41,133 --> 02:19:42,449
+空间���更小更压抑
+
+2424
+02:19:42,450 --> 02:19:44,333
+而是600*1米2瓷砖竖着贴
+
+2425
+02:19:44,450 --> 02:19:45,650
+高端大气上档次
+
+2426
+02:19:45,700 --> 02:19:47,733
+记得底砖和墙砖要对缝才美观
+
+2427
+02:19:47,933 --> 02:19:50,249
+5淋浴区中间整片石材做拉槽
+
+2428
+02:19:50,300 --> 02:19:51,816
+防滑的同时还不积水
+
+2429
+02:19:51,816 --> 02:19:52,733
+不要单个地漏
+
+2430
+02:19:52,733 --> 02:19:54,383
+而是做两个75的下水管
+
+2431
+02:19:54,450 --> 02:19:55,650
+装个长条方形的漏
+
+2432
+02:19:55,650 --> 02:19:56,650
+关键跑水快
+
+2433
+02:19:56,650 --> 02:19:57,650
+颜值还超高
+
+2434
+02:19:57,783 --> 02:19:59,133
+淋浴区就这样完成了
+
+2435
+02:19:59,183 --> 02:20:00,383
+没有一个人有啊
+
+2436
+02:20:00,450 --> 02:20:01,900
+这嫩可怜啊比个心
+
+2437
+02:20:01,900 --> 02:20:02,700
+非常方便
+
+2438
+02:20:03,783 --> 02:20:05,249
+这个地漏设计的有点东西
+
+2439
+02:20:05,250 --> 02:20:07,050
+但我不知道设计的是啥东西
+
+2440
+02:20:07,250 --> 02:20:09,533
+淋浴洒下来的水也没有挡水条
+
+2441
+02:20:09,533 --> 02:20:11,583
+要么直接流到旁边的楼梯
+
+2442
+02:20:11,616 --> 02:20:13,183
+让整个马桶湿湿漉漉
+
+2443
+02:20:13,300 --> 02:20:15,983
+要么流到后面的浴缸变成污水坑
+
+2444
+02:20:16,333 --> 02:20:18,133
+6用镀锌方管做框架
+
+2445
+02:20:18,133 --> 02:20:19,499
+中间在焊接一条短的
+
+2446
+02:20:19,500 --> 02:20:21,183
+底部用脚铁三脚架做支撑
+
+2447
+02:20:21,416 --> 02:20:23,699
+再找298建设房就是硬质的啦
+
+2448
+02:20:23,700 --> 02:20:25,216
+把它狠狠的固定在墙上
+
+2449
+02:20:25,216 --> 02:20:26,899
+上面再盖上几块大理石
+
+2450
+02:20:26,933 --> 02:20:28,499
+悬空洗手台食用颜值高
+
+2451
+02:20:28,500 --> 02:20:29,900
+关键是卫生好打扫
+
+2452
+02:20:29,983 --> 02:20:32,216
+老婆和双胞胎妹妹在上面也压不垮
+
+2453
+02:20:32,816 --> 02:20:35,449
+从去年开始他们就一直推销钢材
+
+2454
+02:20:35,583 --> 02:20:37,049
+他真的我哭死
+
+2455
+02:20:37,183 --> 02:20:38,583
+这种悬空洗手台
+
+2456
+02:20:38,583 --> 02:20:40,183
+没必要像他这样去定制
+
+2457
+02:20:40,300 --> 02:20:41,983
+如果会使用智能手机
+
+2458
+02:20:41,983 --> 02:20:44,133
+可以去网上买这种成品的洗手台
+
+2459
+02:20:44,300 --> 02:20:45,900
+不会使用智能手机的话
+
+2460
+02:20:45,900 --> 02:20:47,300
+打车到当地的家具城
+
+2461
+02:20:47,300 --> 02:20:47,933
+不行不行
+
+2462
+02:20:47,933 --> 02:20:51,583
+我设计知识太太频频繁了
+
+2463
+02:20:51,733 --> 02:20:53,783
+甚至看不懂他在吐槽什么
+
+2464
+02:20:54,850 --> 02:20:57,333
+打扰了打扰了打扰了
+
+2465
+02:20:59,016 --> 02:21:01,249
+甚甚至看不明白他在说什么
+
+2466
+02:21:02,300 --> 02:21:03,700
+看点正经的吧
+
+2467
+02:21:05,900 --> 02:21:07,250
+呃先看这个吧
+
+2468
+02:21:10,700 --> 02:21:12,050
+大庆海报也会告诉你
+
+2469
+02:21:12,050 --> 02:21:14,133
+如果只是在东京待上几个小时
+
+2470
+02:21:14,133 --> 02:21:16,583
+也务必要把这几个小时留在新宿
+
+2471
+02:21:16,583 --> 02:21:18,933
+在这座人来人往车水马龙的城市里
+
+2472
+02:21:18,933 --> 02:21:21,016
+住着今天的改造对象虚腾一家
+
+2473
+02:21:21,016 --> 02:21:23,449
+这个占地面积29平米的二层小楼
+
+2474
+02:21:23,450 --> 02:21:25,300
+就是容纳了一家三口的住宅
+
+2475
+02:21:25,300 --> 02:21:27,100
+住在二楼的是虚腾夫妇
+
+2476
+02:21:27,133 --> 02:21:29,249
+妻子已怀有身孕即将迎来二人的
+
+2477
+02:21:29,250 --> 02:21:30,333
+我想看到木啊
+
+2478
+02:21:30,333 --> 02:21:31,583
+二楼的话还OK
+
+2479
+02:21:31,650 --> 02:21:32,250
+可以看吧
+
+2480
+02:21:32,250 --> 02:21:34,733
+75岁老母亲居住的一楼就离谱
+
+2481
+02:21:34,733 --> 02:21:37,183
+因为这个家就建立在十字路口旁边
+
+2482
+02:21:37,183 --> 02:21:38,899
+以前的一楼作为商府使用
+
+2483
+02:21:38,900 --> 02:21:39,816
+是没有问题的
+
+2484
+02:21:39,816 --> 02:21:40,699
+为什么他占
+
+2485
+02:21:40,733 --> 02:21:42,416
+占占占占
+
+2486
+02:21:42,416 --> 02:21:44,299
+这么多不是呃为什么
+
+2487
+02:21:44,650 --> 02:21:46,450
+呃送之一好了OK
+
+2488
+02:21:46,933 --> 02:21:49,016
+客流量对做买卖还是个优势
+
+2489
+02:21:49,016 --> 02:21:51,449
+要是换成住人情况就完全反转了
+
+2490
+02:21:51,450 --> 02:21:52,333
+透过玻璃窗
+
+2491
+02:21:52,333 --> 02:21:55,049
+奶奶就像一件在橱窗里被展览的商品
+
+2492
+02:21:55,050 --> 02:21:57,250
+屋内的一举一动都全部暴露在外
+
+2493
+02:21:57,250 --> 02:21:58,383
+毫无隐私可言
+
+2494
+02:21:58,383 --> 02:21:59,533
+超级没有安全感
+
+2495
+02:21:59,533 --> 02:22:01,133
+奶奶平时做饭睡觉
+
+2496
+02:22:01,133 --> 02:22:02,616
+休息都要在这里进���
+
+2497
+02:22:02,616 --> 02:22:04,699
+已经不能算是人类居住的地方了
+
+2498
+02:22:04,700 --> 02:22:06,733
+显然这不是夫妻二人想看到的
+
+2499
+02:22:06,733 --> 02:22:08,333
+为了奶奶能身体健康
+
+2500
+02:22:08,616 --> 02:22:10,499
+希望两代人都能安心生活
+
+2501
+02:22:10,500 --> 02:22:11,183
+长相酷酷
+
+2502
+02:22:11,183 --> 02:22:14,499
+哒哒哒哒滴哒哒哒哒滴滴呢
+
+2503
+02:22:23,583 --> 02:22:24,416
+主治医师
+
+2504
+02:22:24,816 --> 02:22:27,249
+Nookoto Youtiety
+
+2505
+02:22:27,300 --> 02:22:29,183
+现在日本最好的大夫出动了
+
+2506
+02:22:29,183 --> 02:22:31,216
+将要从里到外的诊断这些房
+
+2507
+02:22:31,216 --> 02:22:32,049
+但是说实话
+
+2508
+02:22:32,050 --> 02:22:34,133
+我真不知道这首歌有啥好的
+
+2509
+02:22:34,533 --> 02:22:36,983
+我就我真不觉得这首歌也很好听啊
+
+2510
+02:22:37,183 --> 02:22:37,983
+在10年前
+
+2511
+02:22:37,983 --> 02:22:40,016
+因为附近的大众澡堂都停运了
+
+2512
+02:22:40,016 --> 02:22:41,899
+才后搭建的傻奶的卫生间
+
+2513
+02:22:41,900 --> 02:22:43,700
+蹲下来甚至连门都关不上
+
+2514
+02:22:43,700 --> 02:22:44,500
+令人窒息
+
+2515
+02:22:44,500 --> 02:22:47,216
+想边上厕所边玩个手机都变成了奢侈
+
+2516
+02:22:47,216 --> 02:22:49,049
+奶奶的房间下面并没有地板
+
+2517
+02:22:49,050 --> 02:22:51,216
+仅仅在水泥地上铺了一层地席
+
+2518
+02:22:51,216 --> 02:22:53,099
+平时就在这冰冷的地面上睡
+
+2519
+02:22:53,100 --> 02:22:55,650
+四舍五入的话就约等于在大马路上睡
+
+2520
+02:22:55,650 --> 02:22:57,616
+要知道老年人最怕的就是冷啊
+
+2521
+02:22:57,616 --> 02:22:58,816
+二楼其实也挺愁
+
+2522
+02:22:58,983 --> 02:23:01,416
+上楼梯正对着的狭窄国道摆满了那
+
+2523
+02:23:01,416 --> 02:23:03,733
+太多了巨人的o s t
+
+2524
+02:23:03,850 --> 02:23:05,616
+哈哈哈哈
+
+2525
+02:23:05,983 --> 02:23:06,783
+啊
+
+2526
+02:23:06,933 --> 02:23:07,849
+这小二楼里
+
+2527
+02:23:08,016 --> 02:23:08,816
+没得说
+
+2528
+02:23:08,816 --> 02:23:09,583
+全是晚期
+
+2529
+02:23:09,583 --> 02:23:10,899
+唯一一个比较健康的
+
+2530
+02:23:10,900 --> 02:23:12,300
+就只有夫妻二人的卧室
+
+2531
+02:23:12,300 --> 02:23:14,383
+这次改造旭东夫妇给出的太
+
+2532
+02:23:14,500 --> 02:23:15,700
+多好哎还在说
+
+2533
+02:23:15,700 --> 02:23:16,983
+别说了人民币63万元
+
+2534
+02:23:16,983 --> 02:23:19,183
+对于这个小房子来说还是够用的
+
+2535
+02:23:19,183 --> 02:23:21,699
+难点就在于要照顾到虽然在一起住
+
+2536
+02:23:21,700 --> 02:23:22,816
+但生活上还是分
+
+2537
+02:23:22,816 --> 02:23:24,449
+开的两代人的生活习惯
+
+2538
+02:23:24,450 --> 02:23:26,700
+把这座房子改造成更健康的家
+
+2539
+02:23:26,700 --> 02:23:27,850
+抱着这样的信念
+
+2540
+02:23:27,850 --> 02:23:29,533
+主治医师要开始手术了
+
+2541
+02:23:29,533 --> 02:23:31,649
+在清理完房间里的老旧物件之后
+
+2542
+02:23:31,733 --> 02:23:32,099
+才
+
+2543
+02:23:32,100 --> 02:23:33,216
+是我们的经典环节
+
+2544
+02:23:33,333 --> 02:23:34,899
+还有人还在旁边津津乐
+
+2545
+02:23:35,450 --> 02:23:37,300
+看着看着自己家的房子就塌了
+
+2546
+02:23:37,300 --> 02:23:37,900
+毫不意外
+
+2547
+02:23:37,900 --> 02:23:40,133
+徐腾家的防冻结构也存在着大问题
+
+2548
+02:23:40,133 --> 02:23:41,733
+身边的居住到上个世纪
+
+2549
+02:23:41,733 --> 02:23:43,899
+当初这个房子的建造者偷工减料
+
+2550
+02:23:43,900 --> 02:23:44,733
+横梁和柱子
+
+2551
+02:23:44,733 --> 02:23:46,783
+基本上采用的都是随处搜集
+
+2552
+02:23:46,783 --> 02:23:47,899
+长短不一的废材
+
+2553
+02:23:47,900 --> 02:23:49,650
+打个比方就好像你盖砖房
+
+2554
+02:23:49,650 --> 02:23:51,216
+今天路边捡来一块砖
+
+2555
+02:23:51,216 --> 02:23:52,333
+明天弄点水泥
+
+2556
+02:23:52,333 --> 02:23:54,049
+东拼西凑出来了一套房子
+
+2557
+02:23:54,050 --> 02:23:55,733
+好在经过工人们的修砌
+
+2558
+02:23:55,783 --> 02:23:57,449
+整体框架变得坚固许多
+
+2559
+02:23:57,450 --> 02:23:59,016
+主治医师一声令下
+
+2560
+02:23:59,016 --> 02:23:59,816
+在房子旁边
+
+2561
+02:23:59,816 --> 02:24:00,899
+后增建的浴室
+
+2562
+02:24:00,900 --> 02:24:02,783
+也如同一颗肿瘤般被切除掉
+
+2563
+02:24:02,783 --> 02:24:04,699
+随之暴露出来的是更大的隐患
+
+2564
+02:24:04,700 --> 02:24:05,900
+因为浴室拆除
+
+2565
+02:24:05,900 --> 02:24:07,100
+墙体被开了个大洞
+
+2566
+02:24:07,100 --> 02:24:08,900
+房屋支撑能力也有所下降
+
+2567
+02:24:08,900 --> 02:24:11,016
+主治医师在这里用几根上好的木材
+
+2568
+02:24:11,016 --> 02:24:11,816
+做了些称
+
+2569
+02:24:12,850 --> 02:24:14,333
+咱们还是看梦想改造师吧
+
+2570
+02:24:14,333 --> 02:24:17,133
+梦想改造���一一期有多少分钟啊大家
+
+2571
+02:24:17,250 --> 02:24:18,250
+在这里为奶奶
+
+2572
+02:24:18,250 --> 02:24:20,783
+贴心的设计了一个40厘米高的榻榻米
+
+2573
+02:24:20,783 --> 02:24:21,649
+炕这个数字
+
+2574
+02:24:21,650 --> 02:24:23,783
+是结合奶奶日常生活得出来的
+
+2575
+02:24:23,783 --> 02:24:25,049
+无论是躺着坐着
+
+2576
+02:24:25,050 --> 02:24:26,983
+或转身或把腿伸进脚颅
+
+2577
+02:24:27,050 --> 02:24:28,250
+还是下炕去做饭
+
+2578
+02:24:28,250 --> 02:24:30,216
+任何一个动作都可以以一个最
+
+2579
+02:24:30,216 --> 02:24:31,783
+不是也没有看不懂啊
+
+2580
+02:24:31,783 --> 02:24:34,533
+就是炕这应该叫人体工程学炕
+
+2581
+02:24:34,533 --> 02:24:35,933
+二楼也复制了这个设计
+
+2582
+02:24:35,933 --> 02:24:38,183
+爱好缠绕的妻子终于有了地方施展
+
+2583
+02:24:38,183 --> 02:24:38,933
+不仅如此
+
+2584
+02:24:38,933 --> 02:24:41,049
+展开专门定做的可拆卸式栅栏
+
+2585
+02:24:41,050 --> 02:24:42,300
+好吧好吧给你们看完
+
+2586
+02:24:42,300 --> 02:24:43,533
+出生的宝宝的区域
+
+2587
+02:24:43,533 --> 02:24:45,333
+为了在宝宝学会走路之前都
+
+2588
+02:24:45,333 --> 02:24:46,099
+不会有危险
+
+2589
+02:24:46,100 --> 02:24:47,300
+栅栏还能改变设置
+
+2590
+02:24:47,300 --> 02:24:49,416
+到此为止比较大的改动都已结
+
+2591
+02:24:49,533 --> 02:24:50,699
+之前上浮这一面
+
+2592
+02:24:50,700 --> 02:24:52,216
+已经被封上加装好炸了
+
+2593
+02:24:52,216 --> 02:24:53,333
+确保了个人隐私
+
+2594
+02:24:53,333 --> 02:24:55,099
+奶奶的安全感瞬间爆棚
+
+2595
+02:24:55,100 --> 02:24:57,700
+去他家原本的大轮就正对着十字路口
+
+2596
+02:24:57,700 --> 02:24:59,816
+每次出门都是一场危险游戏
+
+2597
+02:24:59,816 --> 02:25:00,933
+在浴室被拆除后
+
+2598
+02:25:00,933 --> 02:25:03,216
+大门合理的设置在了两面墙的缝隙中
+
+2599
+02:25:03,216 --> 02:25:04,299
+这已经是最有解了
+
+2600
+02:25:04,300 --> 02:25:05,816
+每天上下班看到这个小小
+
+2601
+02:25:05,816 --> 02:25:08,299
+而且赶上11级还挺长的吗好吧
+
+2602
+02:25:08,300 --> 02:25:09,333
+也是充满希望的一天
+
+2603
+02:25:09,333 --> 02:25:12,183
+进门就看到了开放式明亮的生活空间
+
+2604
+02:25:12,183 --> 02:25:13,816
+清洁度变得柔缓的楼梯
+
+2605
+02:25:13,816 --> 02:25:15,383
+下面是大容量的收纳柜
+
+2606
+02:25:15,383 --> 02:25:17,449
+拉开对面的拉门就是宽敞的卫浴
+
+2607
+02:25:17,450 --> 02:25:19,100
+我不想看他讲解的
+
+2608
+02:25:19,100 --> 02:25:21,050
+我想看29平米的小家
+
+2609
+02:25:21,050 --> 02:25:22,733
+实现了利用率最大化
+
+2610
+02:25:22,783 --> 02:25:25,416
+他要讲解的话就是讲解豪宅比较好
+
+2611
+02:25:25,900 --> 02:25:26,700
+呃
+
+2612
+02:25:27,583 --> 02:25:28,533
+要这种改造的话
+
+2613
+02:25:28,533 --> 02:25:29,249
+我就想看
+
+2614
+02:25:29,250 --> 02:25:32,050
+是那个设计师讲那种理念的那种
+
+2615
+02:25:32,050 --> 02:25:35,333
+懂吧设设计师来讲就是那种生活
+
+2616
+02:25:35,416 --> 02:25:36,783
+跟跟业主沟通
+
+2617
+02:25:37,216 --> 02:25:38,183
+对对对对
+
+2618
+02:25:39,300 --> 02:25:41,500
+不不不是很想看他这种讲解的
+
+2619
+02:25:41,500 --> 02:25:41,900
+窗边
+
+2620
+02:25:41,900 --> 02:25:44,416
+摆放的是他们年轻时一起旅游的纪念
+
+2621
+02:25:44,416 --> 02:25:45,449
+品是只属于你看
+
+2622
+02:25:45,450 --> 02:25:47,183
+我想我再看看我看看大家
+
+2623
+02:25:47,183 --> 02:25:48,499
+刚才还推荐了一个来着
+
+2624
+02:25:48,500 --> 02:25:51,133
+是主治医师利用旧物的废弃材料制成
+
+2625
+02:25:51,133 --> 02:25:52,183
+也表达了对爷爷
+
+2626
+02:25:52,700 --> 02:25:54,816
+来到二楼榻榻米下面的空间
+
+2627
+02:25:55,183 --> 02:25:57,533
+现在看一个这个虾通设计
+
+2628
+02:25:59,133 --> 02:25:59,933
+瞅瞅
+
+2629
+02:26:01,616 --> 02:26:02,933
+房底下竟然欠条河
+
+2630
+02:26:02,933 --> 02:26:05,416
+幸亏这业主八字过硬五行缺点水
+
+2631
+02:26:05,416 --> 02:26:07,183
+要不然早就塌了个屁的球子了
+
+2632
+02:26:07,183 --> 02:26:09,699
+本期的委托人是一位83岁的老奶奶
+
+2633
+02:26:09,700 --> 02:26:10,850
+居住在110年前
+
+2634
+02:26:10,850 --> 02:26:12,300
+干了60平方小破房里
+
+2635
+02:26:12,300 --> 02:26:14,783
+晚上睡着睡着觉就听地板下面
+
+2636
+02:26:14,850 --> 02:26:15,650
+哇
+
+2637
+02:26:16,583 --> 02:26:18,983
+夜长尿多的毛病看来是改不掉了
+
+2638
+02:26:19,016 --> 02:26:20,733
+起来尿尿也不是个容易的事
+
+2639
+02:26:20,733 --> 02:26:23,699
+走到床边再碾无先把楼梯盖打开
+
+2640
+02:26:23,700 --> 02:26:25,250
+然后哆哆嗦嗦摸着还是爬下
+
+2641
+02:26:25,250 --> 02:26:27,583
+这个形似梯子的楼梯他不抖
+
+2642
+02:26:27,583 --> 02:26:29,499
+没扶手这个好吓人啊
+
+2643
+02:26:29,583 --> 02:26:32,449
+要么2秒钟全看老太太身板是否过硬
+
+2644
+02:26:32,450 --> 02:26:33,900
+不光晚上尿尿折腾
+
+2645
+02:26:33,900 --> 02:26:35,650
+白天洗个衣服也不容易
+
+2646
+02:26:35,650 --> 02:26:36,616
+一层潮气太重哎
+
+2647
+02:26:36,616 --> 02:26:37,816
+我跟你们说啊
+
+2648
+02:26:38,100 --> 02:26:41,050
+现在好多家里面坐那种楼梯啊大家
+
+2649
+02:26:41,250 --> 02:26:42,100
+也不容易
+
+2650
+02:26:42,216 --> 02:26:45,333
+就他嗯哪种楼梯啊
+
+2651
+02:26:46,100 --> 02:26:47,616
+我有点忘记了
+
+2652
+02:26:48,250 --> 02:26:51,216
+跟这个有点像但是他是那种嗯
+
+2653
+02:26:52,183 --> 02:26:53,016
+有点像玻璃
+
+2654
+02:26:53,016 --> 02:26:56,216
+然后然后很悬空的那种你们知道吗
+
+2655
+02:26:56,450 --> 02:27:00,050
+哇哎我想想这他是透明的你知道吗
+
+2656
+02:27:00,450 --> 02:27:02,050
+反正我去有个亲戚家
+
+2657
+02:27:02,050 --> 02:27:03,383
+他他们家就是那样
+
+2658
+02:27:03,383 --> 02:27:04,249
+然后我当时
+
+2659
+02:27:04,450 --> 02:27:06,533
+而且他我想起来了
+
+2660
+02:27:06,533 --> 02:27:09,249
+他就这个楼梯吗他下面还可以过人
+
+2661
+02:27:09,300 --> 02:27:11,816
+就他下面这这还还能那个什么大家
+
+2662
+02:27:12,050 --> 02:27:13,300
+哎我给你们指啊
+
+2663
+02:27:13,333 --> 02:27:14,616
+这比如说呃
+
+2664
+02:27:14,616 --> 02:27:16,099
+这比如说我走走到这
+
+2665
+02:27:16,100 --> 02:27:17,383
+大家还可以站站在这
+
+2666
+02:27:17,383 --> 02:27:18,533
+然后哎就跟他这个一样
+
+2667
+02:27:18,533 --> 02:27:19,849
+然后比他这个还要高
+
+2668
+02:27:19,900 --> 02:27:22,300
+然后这个就是这个梯子比这还要高
+
+2669
+02:27:22,300 --> 02:27:24,133
+然后这这还可以走人之类的
+
+2670
+02:27:24,133 --> 02:27:27,416
+就这大家还在这吃东西看电视呢啊
+
+2671
+02:27:27,416 --> 02:27:29,699
+就是就穿着裙子这样走上去
+
+2672
+02:27:29,700 --> 02:27:32,333
+我当时那个什么我就在想他这个
+
+2673
+02:27:32,416 --> 02:27:34,649
+他这个他们平时要日常怎样生
+
+2674
+02:27:34,650 --> 02:27:36,450
+怎样生活哈哈
+
+2675
+02:27:36,783 --> 02:27:37,583
+哈
+
+2676
+02:27:37,700 --> 02:27:38,450
+想不出来吗
+
+2677
+02:27:38,450 --> 02:27:41,816
+他就是透明的梯子他就是透明的然后
+
+2678
+02:27:41,850 --> 02:27:43,900
+然后有点高你知道吧
+
+2679
+02:27:43,900 --> 02:27:44,933
+他的二楼有点高
+
+2680
+02:27:44,933 --> 02:27:46,216
+然后你这样抬头
+
+2681
+02:27:46,216 --> 02:27:47,383
+就是比如说你站在下面
+
+2682
+02:27:47,383 --> 02:27:48,699
+然后上面有个人在走
+
+2683
+02:27:48,700 --> 02:27:50,016
+然后他穿着裙子的话
+
+2684
+02:27:50,050 --> 02:27:51,450
+你可以抬头看见他他
+
+2685
+02:27:51,500 --> 02:27:53,783
+他穿的今天穿的是什么颜色内裤
+
+2686
+02:27:54,050 --> 02:27:55,333
+一层潮气太重啊
+
+2687
+02:27:55,333 --> 02:27:56,583
+晾衣服只能跑到楼顶
+
+2688
+02:27:56,583 --> 02:27:57,933
+爬上摔老婆的楼梯
+
+2689
+02:27:57,933 --> 02:27:59,249
+跨过40公分高的窗台
+
+2690
+02:27:59,250 --> 02:28:01,850
+太离谱了我当时是真的想说
+
+2691
+02:28:01,850 --> 02:28:03,583
+相连的夹缝中晾晒衣服
+
+2692
+02:28:03,583 --> 02:28:05,216
+整套动作行云流水
+
+2693
+02:28:05,216 --> 02:28:07,449
+你穿了打底裤也不想被看到啊
+
+2694
+02:28:07,450 --> 02:28:08,583
+38我都信
+
+2695
+02:28:08,700 --> 02:28:09,816
+女儿心疼母亲
+
+2696
+02:28:09,816 --> 02:28:11,783
+决定拿出800万日元用来改造
+
+2697
+02:28:13,533 --> 02:28:16,099
+一级建筑师大龙珠奶挺身而出
+
+2698
+02:28:16,100 --> 02:28:17,383
+作为一位难得出场的
+
+2699
+02:28:17,383 --> 02:28:18,783
+水灵灵的女性设计师
+
+2700
+02:28:18,783 --> 02:28:20,933
+节目组当然得安排一场水灵灵的倒霉
+
+2701
+02:28:20,933 --> 02:28:22,383
+项目大龙姐钻到底下
+
+2702
+02:28:22,383 --> 02:28:24,099
+我想说的还真明白
+
+2703
+02:28:24,383 --> 02:28:26,983
+我不说明白你不能了解我的意思呀
+
+2704
+02:28:26,983 --> 02:28:28,249
+长期的河水浸泡
+
+2705
+02:28:28,250 --> 02:28:30,133
+这木梁肯定也好不到哪去了
+
+2706
+02:28:30,133 --> 02:28:32,099
+最关键的是他们家有差不多3分
+
+2707
+02:28:32,100 --> 02:28:34,016
+哎想看看豪宅
+
+2708
+02:28:34,016 --> 02:28:36,933
+而且是真正的别人自己拍的
+
+2709
+02:28:36,933 --> 02:28:39,249
+哎有钱人能不能拍一下豪宅啊
+
+2710
+02:28:40,050 --> 02:28:43,183
+我做梦都不知道怎么梦搞的真的是
+
+2711
+02:28:43,650 --> 02:28:44,850
+每个人都有责任
+
+2712
+02:28:46,300 --> 02:28:48,700
+每个有钱人都有责任拍vlog
+
+2713
+02:28:49,050 --> 02:28:51,650
+支撑房子乘凉就直接丢张的在这放着
+
+2714
+02:28:51,650 --> 02:28:52,500
+谁也不爱谁
+
+2715
+02:28:52,500 --> 02:28:54,216
+下面的底座也是极其简易
+
+2716
+02:28:54,383 --> 02:28:56,133
+有木头的有空心砖的
+
+2717
+02:28:56,133 --> 02:28:57,583
+还有各种碎砖瓦片的
+
+2718
+02:28:57,583 --> 02:28:59,183
+大梁长得也跟开玩笑一样
+
+2719
+02:28:59,183 --> 02:29:00,583
+看起来是又薄又碎
+
+2720
+02:29:00,583 --> 02:29:01,499
+墙面更扯淡
+
+2721
+02:29:01,500 --> 02:29:03,850
+小坏蛋说他都是样样板房啊
+
+2722
+02:29:03,850 --> 02:29:05,983
+他都没有生活化的东西啊
+
+2723
+02:29:06,100 --> 02:29:07,416
+是要隔音没隔音
+
+2724
+02:29:07,416 --> 02:29:09,049
+我不知道你之前看没看
+
+2725
+02:29:09,816 --> 02:29:10,933
+113年的霍霍
+
+2726
+02:29:11,300 --> 02:29:12,983
+他没有那种你知道吗
+
+2727
+02:29:13,333 --> 02:29:15,983
+他就是小爱大叔谁是小爱大叔来着
+
+2728
+02:29:16,300 --> 02:29:16,900
+我忘记了
+
+2729
+02:29:16,900 --> 02:29:18,850
+反正我们当时看的其中一个人吗
+
+2730
+02:29:18,933 --> 02:29:20,416
+他就是嗯
+
+2731
+02:29:20,416 --> 02:29:21,783
+完全就是那种样板房
+
+2732
+02:29:21,783 --> 02:29:22,049
+然后
+
+2733
+02:29:22,050 --> 02:29:24,816
+屋里屋内没有任何那种生活化的东西
+
+2734
+02:29:25,333 --> 02:29:27,616
+然后要不然他就是我想看的是那种
+
+2735
+02:29:27,616 --> 02:29:28,416
+就是
+
+2736
+02:29:28,700 --> 02:29:31,650
+那种别墅别墅就是太遥远了你知道吗
+
+2737
+02:29:31,650 --> 02:29:32,816
+我想看一点那种
+
+2738
+02:29:33,016 --> 02:29:34,099
+就是大平层
+
+2739
+02:29:34,100 --> 02:29:36,733
+的那种大平层的豪宅
+
+2740
+02:29:36,983 --> 02:29:39,733
+就是那种不要太郊区的那种
+
+2741
+02:29:40,650 --> 02:29:43,733
+懂吧这种好少啊大平层啊
+
+2742
+02:29:43,900 --> 02:29:45,450
+大平层豪宅还豪宅
+
+2743
+02:29:45,450 --> 02:29:47,900
+很少很少哎也不用太豪宅吧
+
+2744
+02:29:47,900 --> 02:29:51,050
+就是好看一点的房子就想看来着
+
+2745
+02:29:57,783 --> 02:30:00,533
+你不是想看他在家里是不是很热
+
+2746
+02:30:01,333 --> 02:30:02,133
+哎
+
+2747
+02:30:11,333 --> 02:30:13,616
+哎看看我再想想
+
+2748
+02:30:20,500 --> 02:30:22,450
+90%都是样板房吗
+
+2749
+02:30:26,250 --> 02:30:28,450
+要不然再看看那个
+
+2750
+02:30:29,050 --> 02:30:32,533
+再看看之前没看好的那个小爱大叔的
+
+2751
+02:30:34,616 --> 02:30:36,449
+这个比较感兴趣
+
+2752
+02:30:38,416 --> 02:30:40,216
+我爸妈都还没回来啊
+
+2753
+02:30:44,650 --> 02:30:45,616
+金光说你先回来了
+
+2754
+02:30:45,616 --> 02:30:46,583
+别找我说话
+
+2755
+02:30:50,383 --> 02:30:51,333
+回一下回一下
+
+2756
+02:30:55,616 --> 02:30:57,783
+没有我在我在我在打蚊子
+
+2757
+02:30:59,650 --> 02:31:01,500
+到家别敲门别找我说话
+
+2758
+02:31:14,183 --> 02:31:15,816
+这个字读啥啊大家
+
+2759
+02:31:15,900 --> 02:31:17,216
+小夏我妈
+
+2760
+02:31:21,333 --> 02:31:22,249
+小杰
+
+2761
+02:31:26,500 --> 02:31:27,383
+me
+
+2762
+02:31:31,900 --> 02:31:33,450
+oh boy
+
+2763
+02:31:38,450 --> 02:31:39,250
+巴拉巴拉
+
+2764
+02:31:43,183 --> 02:31:44,383
+看哪个看哪个
+
+2765
+02:31:46,416 --> 02:31:47,449
+是不是看那个
+
+2766
+02:31:47,450 --> 02:31:49,783
+我摊牌了我换了个新房子那个
+
+2767
+02:32:04,733 --> 02:32:07,183
+你能懂起我的意见
+
+2768
+02:32:24,650 --> 02:32:26,533
+可以多爱多爱
+
+2769
+02:32:26,783 --> 02:32:29,333
+只敢摸摸第一个
+
+2770
+02:32:30,700 --> 02:32:32,933
+啊他他他那个是那个我看过的
+
+2771
+02:32:32,933 --> 02:32:34,249
+他那个是是不是
+
+2772
+02:32:34,300 --> 02:32:36,250
+呃樱花错位的那个
+
+2773
+02:32:36,383 --> 02:32:37,733
+he must who do i
+
+2774
+02:32:42,216 --> 02:32:45,249
+need a man or who you can keep them
+
+2775
+02:32:45,850 --> 02:32:51,500
+i'm not empty ita i'm not down no kokoo
+
+2776
+02:33:04,016 --> 02:33:05,816
+我看过了那个我看过了
+
+2777
+02:33:05,816 --> 02:33:08,449
+还是继续看豪宅吧看一小会下播啊
+
+2778
+02:33:08,450 --> 02:33:09,250
+差不多
+
+2779
+02:33:13,650 --> 02:33:14,450
+可以吧
+
+2780
+02:33:14,500 --> 02:33:15,733
+那个我看过了
+
+2781
+02:33:15,850 --> 02:33:19,983
+i don't kiss it till i eat my man on my head
+
+2782
+02:33:20,016 --> 02:33:21,299
+stay with me
+
+2783
+02:33:22,783 --> 02:33:25,616
+i miss you by my guitar and she's there
+
+2784
+02:33:46,650 --> 02:33:47,333
+这是哪里啊
+
+2785
+02:33:47,333 --> 02:33:48,383
+先看一下
+
+2786
+02:33:48,783 --> 02:33:49,583
+呃
+
+2787
+02:33:50,933 --> 02:33:51,933
+没说
+
+2788
+02:33:54,250 --> 02:33:56,250
+大家好我是看的就豪宅大叔
+
+2789
+02:33:56,250 --> 02:33:58,816
+今为大家带来这豪宅啊
+
+2790
+02:33:58,933 --> 02:34:02,049
+位于刚刚看到的上海民间秀场安福
+
+2791
+02:34:02,533 --> 02:34:04,816
+面积253个平方
+
+2792
+02:34:04,816 --> 02:34:06,499
+三���两厅两卫
+
+2793
+02:34:06,700 --> 02:34:09,050
+在家能俯瞰很多老洋房
+
+2794
+02:34:09,333 --> 02:34:11,183
+总价只要半个意思
+
+2795
+02:34:11,416 --> 02:34:12,583
+半个意思是多少
+
+2796
+02:34:12,783 --> 02:34:13,816
+禅意满满
+
+2797
+02:34:13,816 --> 02:34:14,699
+但咱们呢
+
+2798
+02:34:14,733 --> 02:34:16,533
+得到另外一套豪宅
+
+2799
+02:34:16,533 --> 02:34:17,783
+搬点硬货
+
+2800
+02:34:17,816 --> 02:34:19,849
+让这套房子变成5,000万
+
+2801
+02:34:19,850 --> 02:34:21,050
+可扶可磨
+
+2802
+02:34:21,183 --> 02:34:22,583
+顺便还具备第二
+
+2803
+02:34:22,583 --> 02:34:23,249
+差不多吧
+
+2804
+02:34:23,250 --> 02:34:24,583
+跟我的预算差不多
+
+2805
+02:34:24,583 --> 02:34:25,583
+5,000万的话
+
+2806
+02:34:26,100 --> 02:34:27,650
+我的预算是5,000
+
+2807
+02:34:27,650 --> 02:34:29,100
+豪宅要搬家
+
+2808
+02:34:29,133 --> 02:34:30,016
+不能太空刮
+
+2809
+02:34:30,500 --> 02:34:31,333
+说白了呀
+
+2810
+02:34:31,333 --> 02:34:34,216
+别整一台哎大气低调点的车
+
+2811
+02:34:34,333 --> 02:34:35,449
+你们是不是很纳闷
+
+2812
+02:34:35,616 --> 02:34:36,649
+我为什么不开
+
+2813
+02:34:36,933 --> 02:34:38,333
+我那辆大众途锐啊
+
+2814
+02:34:41,016 --> 02:34:43,733
+东西是不是有点多啊
+
+2815
+02:34:44,983 --> 02:34:48,099
+幸亏我华容道玩的6物理排列组合
+
+2816
+02:34:48,100 --> 02:34:48,933
+试一下
+
+2817
+02:34:51,416 --> 02:34:54,649
+全尺寸SUV就该有全尺寸的样子
+
+2818
+02:34:55,100 --> 02:34:57,183
+第三排座椅怎么还在啊
+
+2819
+02:34:57,183 --> 02:34:59,299
+后备箱将近900升的
+
+2820
+02:35:03,500 --> 02:35:05,416
+对称弧形楼梯下来
+
+2821
+02:35:05,416 --> 02:35:07,383
+开放式物业不含糊
+
+2822
+02:35:08,983 --> 02:35:10,183
+正式还差1万
+
+2823
+02:35:10,616 --> 02:35:12,133
+家人们众筹一下
+
+2824
+02:35:30,850 --> 02:35:33,983
+转过来朝南客厅很反传统
+
+2825
+02:35:34,216 --> 02:35:36,649
+没有大家常见的老三样但是呢
+
+2826
+02:35:36,650 --> 02:35:38,216
+这个沙发一看就很硬
+
+2827
+02:35:38,216 --> 02:35:39,216
+这是沙发吗
+
+2828
+02:35:39,216 --> 02:35:40,333
+这是罗汉床
+
+2829
+02:35:40,500 --> 02:35:42,250
+虽然没有方正这是床
+
+2830
+02:35:42,500 --> 02:35:45,450
+床围也没有繁琐夸张的雕花
+
+2831
+02:35:45,450 --> 02:35:47,333
+但可坐可卧
+
+2832
+02:35:48,383 --> 02:35:50,016
+如果有朋友经常给你点赞
+
+2833
+02:35:50,016 --> 02:35:51,816
+哎这个有点这个这个有点
+
+2834
+02:35:51,816 --> 02:35:53,216
+我觉得这个有点那个
+
+2835
+02:35:53,216 --> 02:35:55,616
+原来中间摆个
+
+2836
+02:35:55,650 --> 02:35:56,333
+哎
+
+2837
+02:35:56,333 --> 02:35:57,133
+但
+
+2838
+02:35:57,216 --> 02:35:58,649
+你看他这个太激烈了
+
+2839
+02:35:58,650 --> 02:35:59,933
+他这个如果你坐着的话
+
+2840
+02:35:59,933 --> 02:36:01,849
+你看不到靠背对吧
+
+2841
+02:36:02,016 --> 02:36:03,299
+你当床睡的话呢
+
+2842
+02:36:03,300 --> 02:36:06,100
+他其实又有点小了这个太离谱了吧
+
+2843
+02:36:06,100 --> 02:36:08,333
+你只能很规整的坐在这个
+
+2844
+02:36:08,333 --> 02:36:10,333
+这个坐在这个边边
+
+2845
+02:36:10,416 --> 02:36:12,733
+你你想靠一下都靠不住啊
+
+2846
+02:36:13,250 --> 02:36:14,533
+可坐可卧
+
+2847
+02:36:15,383 --> 02:36:17,216
+如果有朋友经常给你点赞
+
+2848
+02:36:17,216 --> 02:36:20,133
+哎你觉得不错哎这事怎么办呢
+
+2849
+02:36:20,300 --> 02:36:23,183
+约来中间摆个小擦肩
+
+2850
+02:36:23,450 --> 02:36:25,183
+俩人各卧一边
+
+2851
+02:36:25,383 --> 02:36:26,616
+暖阳柔风
+
+2852
+02:36:26,616 --> 02:36:27,849
+喝茶聊天
+
+2853
+02:36:28,250 --> 02:36:29,816
+脚只能这么全着
+
+2854
+02:36:31,133 --> 02:36:31,933
+你看
+
+2855
+02:36:31,983 --> 02:36:32,849
+舒展且有张
+
+2856
+02:36:32,850 --> 02:36:34,416
+你看我想说什么
+
+2857
+02:36:35,383 --> 02:36:36,449
+抖音抖音
+
+2858
+02:36:38,816 --> 02:36:39,616
+号
+
+2859
+02:36:40,183 --> 02:36:52,899
+134,200,421
+
+2860
+02:36:58,850 --> 02:37:00,783
+再看凝视圈椅
+
+2861
+02:37:01,216 --> 02:37:03,583
+舒展且有张力的圆弧圈
+
+2862
+02:37:03,933 --> 02:37:06,099
+曲波畅流的背靠线
+
+2863
+02:37:06,450 --> 02:37:08,183
+上方寓意和谐
+
+2864
+02:37:08,183 --> 02:37:11,383
+这个椅子比我现在坐的椅子还难受
+
+2865
+02:37:11,383 --> 02:37:13,383
+娃哈哈的数码钢琴上
+
+2866
+02:37:13,733 --> 02:37:15,783
+挂个红衣纺织的心经
+
+2867
+02:37:15,816 --> 02:37:16,816
+这个椅子
+
+2868
+02:37:17,583 --> 02:37:20,249
+50块钱的椅子都比他舒服啊我觉得
+
+2869
+02:37:21,850 --> 02:37:23,416
+阳台简单瞧瞧
+
+2870
+02:37:23,616 --> 02:37:25,816
+不大但咱们可以搂一眼
+
+2871
+02:37:25,850 --> 02:37:28,133
+数一数楼下有多少个老洋房
+
+2872
+02:37:31,333 --> 02:37:33,933
+回来镂空隔断后的��席
+
+2873
+02:37:34,650 --> 02:37:38,533
+木马藤的材质浸润着品名的性能
+
+2874
+02:37:39,416 --> 02:37:40,983
+约几位来不及
+
+2875
+02:37:40,983 --> 02:37:42,816
+那行那行说实话
+
+2876
+02:37:43,933 --> 02:37:46,583
+在这聊聊鹤岗2万
+
+2877
+02:37:46,783 --> 02:37:50,533
+20万和200万的房子有什么区别
+
+2878
+02:37:51,583 --> 02:37:53,016
+或者聊聊世界杯啊
+
+2879
+02:37:53,016 --> 02:37:54,583
+那些球看看家里
+
+2880
+02:37:57,383 --> 02:37:58,783
+day with me
+
+2881
+02:38:01,816 --> 02:38:07,933
+cause i got the Blues like you
+
+2882
+02:38:08,016 --> 02:38:09,983
+啊椅子吗哎呦
+
+2883
+02:38:11,700 --> 02:38:12,933
+我不知道买啥
+
+2884
+02:38:12,933 --> 02:38:15,783
+我我我害怕买了就是很麻烦就是
+
+2885
+02:38:15,783 --> 02:38:17,449
+我之前说过买椅子很麻烦
+
+2886
+02:38:17,450 --> 02:38:18,616
+那么大一坨
+
+2887
+02:38:19,216 --> 02:38:22,133
+要是买着不舒服退回去多麻烦啊
+
+2888
+02:38:24,216 --> 02:38:26,533
+大家以为我在野外露营吗
+
+2889
+02:38:26,650 --> 02:38:30,183
+不是我现在啊在长沙的湘江边
+
+2890
+02:38:30,300 --> 02:38:33,450
+刚才大家看到的户外营地巨幅草坪
+
+2891
+02:38:33,450 --> 02:38:34,500
+篝火晚餐
+
+2892
+02:38:34,533 --> 02:38:36,249
+还有各种别致的帐篷
+
+2893
+02:38:36,250 --> 02:38:38,850
+都是今天看的小区内部园林
+
+2894
+02:38:41,300 --> 02:38:43,450
+大家好我是看得见豪宅大叔
+
+2895
+02:38:43,450 --> 02:38:46,383
+今为大家带来一套长沙的豪宅
+
+2896
+02:38:46,450 --> 02:38:47,333
+就在楼上
+
+2897
+02:38:47,500 --> 02:38:49,783
+面积318个平方
+
+2898
+02:38:49,816 --> 02:38:51,533
+6房2厅3卫
+
+2899
+02:38:52,250 --> 02:38:53,816
+总价只要700万
+
+2900
+02:38:53,816 --> 02:38:54,049
+哇
+
+2901
+02:38:54,050 --> 02:38:57,016
+有人说这的白天啊很懂夜的黑
+
+2902
+02:38:57,183 --> 02:38:59,733
+也有人很享受楼下的私人派对
+
+2903
+02:38:59,733 --> 02:39:01,783
+318平700万一平多少钱
+
+2904
+02:39:01,783 --> 02:39:03,449
+在家楼下就能露营
+
+2905
+02:39:03,450 --> 02:39:04,250
+烧烤
+
+2906
+02:39:04,450 --> 02:39:05,850
+到底长什么样了
+
+2907
+02:39:06,016 --> 02:39:09,416
+长沙印香江妞288走着
+
+2908
+02:39:16,583 --> 02:39:18,249
+这个这这店铺真有人说
+
+2909
+02:39:18,250 --> 02:39:20,383
+终于有他能买得起的了
+
+2910
+02:39:20,533 --> 02:39:22,249
+我立刻找他私聊
+
+2911
+02:39:31,383 --> 02:39:34,933
+小区入口大门尺度仪式感还行
+
+2912
+02:39:35,016 --> 02:39:37,783
+再向里两侧的曼坡园林
+
+2913
+02:39:37,783 --> 02:39:40,383
+没有苏州园林的曲径通幽
+
+2914
+02:39:40,650 --> 02:39:43,250
+也有别于欧式园林的一览无余
+
+2915
+02:39:43,416 --> 02:39:45,383
+灌木乔木的搭配啊
+
+2916
+02:39:45,616 --> 02:39:46,449
+哈哈哈
+
+2917
+02:39:48,616 --> 02:39:50,533
+刷个脸进入户大堂
+
+2918
+02:39:50,583 --> 02:39:52,849
+7米的挑高有点傲娇
+
+2919
+02:39:53,016 --> 02:39:55,499
+客服管家的微笑不能少哇
+
+2920
+02:39:55,500 --> 02:39:56,850
+他的工作好疲惫
+
+2921
+02:39:56,983 --> 02:39:57,783
+上楼
+
+2922
+02:40:00,983 --> 02:40:04,099
+4梯4户电梯厅立面全是材
+
+2923
+02:40:04,183 --> 02:40:06,733
+穿过生态树脂木饰面的过道
+
+2924
+02:40:06,733 --> 02:40:08,333
+是套子母装甲门
+
+2925
+02:40:08,533 --> 02:40:10,533
+6房工艺不含糊
+
+2926
+02:40:10,933 --> 02:40:13,783
+也能为选配的家具啊增加一些
+
+2927
+02:40:13,783 --> 02:40:15,016
+尺寸的选择
+
+2928
+02:40:16,050 --> 02:40:19,733
+进来玄关一侧是满铺的悬浮鞋墙
+
+2929
+02:40:19,900 --> 02:40:22,183
+你的高跟鞋无论是2寸
+
+2930
+02:40:22,183 --> 02:40:24,849
+4寸6寸 8寸甚至是12寸的
+
+2931
+02:40:24,900 --> 02:40:26,383
+全放这就完事了
+
+2932
+02:40:27,016 --> 02:40:28,416
+一侧是加正间
+
+2933
+02:40:28,650 --> 02:40:29,850
+高跟鞋有2寸
+
+2934
+02:40:29,850 --> 02:40:32,100
+4寸 12寸的说法吗
+
+2935
+02:40:32,100 --> 02:40:34,216
+无论是日常还是换季
+
+2936
+02:40:34,333 --> 02:40:36,183
+在这都能搞定
+
+2937
+02:40:37,416 --> 02:40:40,183
+挨着的储物间全套收纳没毛病
+
+2938
+02:40:40,816 --> 02:40:42,416
+转过来的餐客厅
+
+2939
+02:40:42,650 --> 02:40:43,733
+看整体啊
+
+2940
+02:40:43,900 --> 02:40:46,650
+酒店主题风是妥妥的拉满
+
+2941
+02:40:47,500 --> 02:40:48,733
+隐藏灯带
+
+2942
+02:40:48,816 --> 02:40:49,849
+反向12侧
+
+2943
+02:40:49,850 --> 02:40:51,616
+是十十十来厘米吗
+
+2944
+02:40:51,616 --> 02:40:54,816
+这些元素啊让3米4我也不知道啊
+
+2945
+02:40:55,050 --> 02:40:55,850
+更高
+
+2946
+02:40:56,216 --> 02:40:59,849
+黑白绿的色调在地面暖色布局上
+
+2947
+02:41:00,100 --> 02:41:01,733
+质雅中略带妖娆
+
+2948
+02:41:01,933 --> 02:41:05,016
+让半合为的布局啊就没那么枯燥
+
+2949
+02:41:06,933 --> 02:41:09,249
+尤其这幅金钱豹的木雕
+
+2950
+02:41:09,500 --> 02:41:10,733
+墨绿衬底
+
+2951
+02:41:10,816 --> 02:41:11,983
+金箔凹陷
+
+2952
+02:41:12,250 --> 02:41:14,250
+有点让人浮想联翩
+
+2953
+02:41:14,333 --> 02:41:16,533
+但想想不如看
+
+2954
+02:41:16,583 --> 02:41:18,249
+看什么是几寸你几寸
+
+2955
+02:41:18,250 --> 02:41:19,183
+日复一日
+
+2956
+02:41:19,300 --> 02:41:20,616
+醉心相交
+
+2957
+02:41:20,650 --> 02:41:22,100
+华灯初上
+
+2958
+02:41:22,100 --> 02:41:23,250
+水乳交融
+
+2959
+02:41:23,783 --> 02:41:25,449
+时间仿佛静不错
+
+2960
+02:41:25,450 --> 02:41:28,133
+哎买了买了在哪下单了
+
+2961
+02:41:28,183 --> 02:41:29,249
+上下链接
+
+2962
+02:41:36,700 --> 02:41:38,933
+他们说控制率挺高
+
+2963
+02:41:40,250 --> 02:41:42,583
+收回世界开眼餐厅
+
+2964
+02:41:44,300 --> 02:41:45,016
+8寸
+
+2965
+02:41:45,016 --> 02:41:46,183
+倒台一体化
+
+2966
+02:41:46,333 --> 02:41:47,583
+没嵌入水槽
+
+2967
+02:41:47,583 --> 02:41:49,699
+但嵌入了8寸是多少厘米
+
+2968
+02:41:49,783 --> 02:41:51,333
+我还真不会换算这个
+
+2969
+02:41:51,333 --> 02:41:53,933
+备餐备菜就不在话下
+
+2970
+02:41:55,050 --> 02:41:56,450
+用餐氛围被
+
+2971
+02:41:56,450 --> 02:41:59,500
+三列铜制水滴灯拿捏的死死
+
+2972
+02:42:00,183 --> 02:42:03,733
+岩板上的铜镜增加了空间的视觉尺度
+
+2973
+02:42:04,183 --> 02:42:05,616
+门后全明厨房
+
+2974
+02:42:05,900 --> 02:42:07,050
+u型操作台
+
+2975
+02:42:07,050 --> 02:42:10,133
+既适配国人煎炒烹炸的习惯
+
+2976
+02:42:10,450 --> 02:42:12,783
+也能让你的香菜无辣不欢
+
+2977
+02:42:14,700 --> 02:42:16,333
+玩得起的人不多吗
+
+2978
+02:42:16,583 --> 02:42:18,983
+再配上记忆直饮水和弗兰克
+
+2979
+02:42:18,983 --> 02:42:19,616
+那那个什么
+
+2980
+02:42:19,616 --> 02:42:22,049
+控制率太高的话还是不太好
+
+2981
+02:42:23,016 --> 02:42:24,383
+太不太那个什么
+
+2982
+02:42:24,383 --> 02:42:26,583
+双动线设计的主卧套房
+
+2983
+02:42:26,583 --> 02:42:28,983
+太冷清了那就更加流畅
+
+2984
+02:42:29,933 --> 02:42:31,299
+几乎全玻璃幕墙
+
+2985
+02:42:31,300 --> 02:42:33,183
+让世界更加豁亮
+
+2986
+02:42:33,383 --> 02:42:34,449
+居中之物
+
+2987
+02:42:34,450 --> 02:42:37,450
+繁复的卧床提升了空间的质感
+
+2988
+02:42:40,333 --> 02:42:41,899
+没事弹个手碟
+
+2989
+02:42:41,933 --> 02:42:43,383
+你们有会的吗
+
+2990
+02:42:43,383 --> 02:42:44,816
+结尾我给大家
+
+2991
+02:42:45,783 --> 02:42:46,649
+我一直在想
+
+2992
+02:42:46,650 --> 02:42:50,216
+这种很很多透明的感觉好好没有
+
+2993
+02:42:50,783 --> 02:42:52,133
+好没有安全感啊
+
+2994
+02:42:54,450 --> 02:42:56,216
+哪怕只是躺在床上玩手机
+
+2995
+02:42:56,216 --> 02:42:57,733
+都会觉得好没有安全感
+
+2996
+02:42:57,733 --> 02:42:58,983
+其好者还是同款
+
+2997
+02:42:58,983 --> 02:43:00,699
+我不信老粉不知道
+
+2998
+02:43:01,816 --> 02:43:02,899
+再看杜拉维特
+
+2999
+02:43:02,900 --> 02:43:05,583
+单台盆腾出了洗漱台的空间
+
+3000
+02:43:06,100 --> 02:43:08,383
+轮廓光源环绕的妆容镜
+
+3001
+02:43:08,383 --> 02:43:10,499
+开启了你精致的一天
+
+3002
+02:43:11,100 --> 02:43:13,100
+对呀那他就没有意义了
+
+3003
+02:43:13,100 --> 02:43:15,183
+那这种落落落地窗
+
+3004
+02:43:15,183 --> 02:43:16,733
+这么大个透明窗啊
+
+3005
+02:43:17,383 --> 02:43:17,783
+对吧
+
+3006
+02:43:17,783 --> 02:43:18,699
+分段式设计
+
+3007
+02:43:18,700 --> 02:43:20,050
+一直关着的话
+
+3008
+02:43:20,050 --> 02:43:21,850
+储物格方便叠放
+
+3009
+02:43:21,900 --> 02:43:25,333
+中段的区域方便挂放顶底空间
+
+3010
+02:43:25,583 --> 02:43:27,849
+为什么会有人不怕被看啊
+
+3011
+02:43:27,900 --> 02:43:29,216
+要想再私密点
+
+3012
+02:43:29,300 --> 02:43:31,700
+就如果你是跟你女朋友同居的话
+
+3013
+02:43:31,700 --> 02:43:33,700
+我的意思是如果大家以后
+
+3014
+02:43:33,900 --> 02:43:37,050
+呃有有有有一个有机会能够
+
+3015
+02:43:37,216 --> 02:43:40,183
+呃有有这么一个机会能够结婚的话
+
+3016
+02:43:41,050 --> 02:43:42,533
+一间蓝色主题
+
+3017
+02:43:42,700 --> 02:43:44,700
+阳光活泼略微年长
+
+3018
+02:43:44,816 --> 02:43:46,333
+一间绿色主题
+
+3019
+02:43:46,333 --> 02:43:47,616
+毛绒顽皮
+
+3020
+02:43:48,383 --> 02:43:50,499
+没作业是真棒
+
+3021
+02:43:53,500 --> 02:43:56,216
+房看完了大家是不是觉得没看够啊
+
+3022
+02:43:56,383 --> 02:43:57,649
+其实也不是没看够
+
+3023
+02:43:57,650 --> 02:43:59,983
+是你们看的太多了要求
+
+3024
+02:43:59,983 --> 02:44:01,499
+自然也就高了
+
+3025
+02:44:01,933 --> 02:44:02,449
+房子本身
+
+3026
+02:44:02,450 --> 02:44:03,983
+还怎么还开始走心
+
+3027
+02:44:03,983 --> 02:44:04,783
+哈哈
+
+3028
+02:44:05,500 --> 02:44:06,900
+怎么还��始走心啊
+
+3029
+02:44:06,900 --> 02:44:08,133
+尤其是长时间
+
+3030
+02:44:08,183 --> 02:44:10,299
+没办法离开小区的朋友们
+
+3031
+02:44:10,450 --> 02:44:12,133
+你们应该深有体会
+
+3032
+02:44:12,533 --> 02:44:15,899
+乍一看这两年露营的热度持续攀升
+
+3033
+02:44:16,050 --> 02:44:18,533
+连露营类的综艺啊都受到追捧
+
+3034
+02:44:18,816 --> 02:44:19,816
+那你看看啊
+
+3035
+02:44:19,850 --> 02:44:22,016
+你上一次旅游是什么时候呢
+
+3036
+02:44:22,250 --> 02:44:23,050
+事实上
+
+3037
+02:44:23,216 --> 02:44:26,133
+很多狂浦家境的旅游都受到些影
+
+3038
+02:44:26,133 --> 02:44:26,983
+哎我跟你们说啊
+
+3039
+02:44:26,983 --> 02:44:29,416
+我昨天躺在床上还在想怎么反驳你们
+
+3040
+02:44:29,416 --> 02:44:30,983
+反驳你们浦西那个
+
+3041
+02:44:31,100 --> 02:44:33,133
+来开始放个music
+
+3042
+02:44:37,183 --> 02:44:37,983
+听我说
+
+3043
+02:44:40,733 --> 02:44:41,649
+怎么说呢
+
+3044
+02:44:42,183 --> 02:44:43,499
+大家当时说
+
+3045
+02:44:43,500 --> 02:44:46,783
+我我我说我只知道浦东不知道浦西
+
+3046
+02:44:46,783 --> 02:44:49,383
+然后大家说我满脑子什么东西对吧
+
+3047
+02:44:49,900 --> 02:44:54,133
+然后还说啊有浦东就会有浦西啊
+
+3048
+02:44:55,050 --> 02:44:56,450
+有浦东就会有浦西啊
+
+3049
+02:44:56,450 --> 02:44:58,850
+我当时呃乍一听觉得呜
+
+3050
+02:44:59,133 --> 02:45:01,299
+好像是呢但是
+
+3051
+02:45:01,300 --> 02:45:02,050
+哈哈
+
+3052
+02:45:02,050 --> 02:45:03,733
+我躺在床上我一想
+
+3053
+02:45:04,416 --> 02:45:07,983
+那有海南也没有海北啊
+
+3054
+02:45:09,216 --> 02:45:13,016
+有内蒙古也没有外蒙古啊
+
+3055
+02:45:14,416 --> 02:45:15,216
+吗
+
+3056
+02:45:16,816 --> 02:45:17,616
+是不是
+
+3057
+02:45:20,650 --> 02:45:21,450
+是不是
+
+3058
+02:45:23,783 --> 02:45:25,616
+海南哦北海吗
+
+3059
+02:45:26,216 --> 02:45:27,933
+那他不是海北啊
+
+3060
+02:45:29,383 --> 02:45:30,899
+啊真有墨尔本果啊
+
+3061
+02:45:34,900 --> 02:45:35,783
+没事
+
+3062
+02:45:37,783 --> 02:45:39,333
+那没有黑粉啊
+
+3063
+02:45:41,216 --> 02:45:42,649
+但是没有海北啊
+
+3064
+02:45:45,016 --> 02:45:46,699
+但是没有海北啊
+
+3065
+02:45:48,383 --> 02:45:49,899
+有海北吗
+
+3066
+02:46:00,250 --> 02:46:02,383
+没事有北海吗OK
+
+3067
+02:46:05,583 --> 02:46:07,299
+you折腾自己的房子
+
+3068
+02:46:07,700 --> 02:46:10,733
+有长沙史塔克的黑科技啊传世经典
+
+3069
+02:46:11,050 --> 02:46:14,733
+有布满限量款手办却不住人的潮玩屋
+
+3070
+02:46:15,300 --> 02:46:18,933
+有平地挖出个带滑梯泳池的地下乐园
+
+3071
+02:46:19,533 --> 02:46:21,499
+有把防空洞变成末世
+
+3072
+02:46:21,533 --> 02:46:23,249
+避难所的硬核改造
+
+3073
+02:46:23,733 --> 02:46:25,099
+也有拆拆改改
+
+3074
+02:46:25,100 --> 02:46:28,333
+经过数年打磨成符合自己个性的独
+
+3075
+02:46:28,416 --> 02:46:29,899
+空间大家好
+
+3076
+02:46:29,900 --> 02:46:31,416
+我是看得起豪宅大叔
+
+3077
+02:46:31,416 --> 02:46:33,649
+今为大家带来的豪宅啊
+
+3078
+02:46:34,050 --> 02:46:35,650
+在上海浦东
+
+3079
+02:46:35,650 --> 02:46:36,416
+黄浦江边
+
+3080
+02:46:36,416 --> 02:46:39,899
+外滩和陆家嘴三件套都能同时看得到
+
+3081
+02:46:39,983 --> 02:46:42,216
+面积435个平方
+
+3082
+02:46:42,250 --> 02:46:44,016
+四房三厅三卫
+
+3083
+02:46:44,650 --> 02:46:45,533
+哎这什么这是
+
+3084
+02:46:45,533 --> 02:46:46,649
+不是以前那个吗
+
+3085
+02:46:46,816 --> 02:46:48,249
+三个意思
+
+3086
+02:46:48,500 --> 02:46:49,300
+看看
+
+3087
+02:46:49,583 --> 02:46:52,533
+单身设计师的豪宅到底长什么样的
+
+3088
+02:46:52,533 --> 02:46:54,099
+看看澳门啊
+
+3089
+02:46:54,100 --> 02:46:54,900
+走了
+
+3090
+02:47:00,533 --> 02:47:02,933
+快蛋糕好窝在家里街霸
+
+3091
+02:47:02,933 --> 02:47:04,099
+魂斗罗超级玛丽
+
+3092
+02:47:04,983 --> 02:47:06,499
+长大后看别人鼠标
+
+3093
+02:47:06,500 --> 02:47:07,583
+你看我的鼠标
+
+3094
+02:47:07,850 --> 02:47:10,183
+他会这么卡的你们有看到吗
+
+3095
+02:47:10,216 --> 02:47:11,616
+还加了移动配料
+
+3096
+02:47:11,900 --> 02:47:13,583
+去各种主题乐园
+
+3097
+02:47:13,700 --> 02:47:16,850
+有去北京环球影城Cos全套模仿我
+
+3098
+02:47:16,850 --> 02:47:17,250
+鼠标呢
+
+3099
+02:47:17,250 --> 02:47:18,850
+留出满足的微笑
+
+3100
+02:47:19,650 --> 02:47:22,250
+有去上海迪士尼抱着琳娜贝尔
+
+3101
+02:47:22,250 --> 02:47:24,183
+露出烟花前的憨笑
+
+3102
+02:47:24,583 --> 02:47:26,533
+还有到长隆海洋王国好了
+
+3103
+02:47:26,533 --> 02:47:27,733
+一窥上万条
+
+3104
+02:47:28,300 --> 02:47:32,300
+鱼类的奇妙循环水上过山车的咆哮
+
+3105
+02:47:33,383 --> 02:47:34,816
+啊这么小人卡没了
+
+3106
+02:47:34,816 --> 02:47:35,216
+看得起
+
+3107
+02:47:35,216 --> 02:47:38,783
+豪宅大叔今天为大家带来这个豪宅啊
+
+3108
+02:47:39,133 --> 02:47:40,649
+距离长隆6公里
+
+3109
+02:47:40,733 --> 02:47:42,533
+距离澳门300米
+
+3110
+02:47:42,816 --> 02:47:44,333
+我看没看过这个啊
+
+3111
+02:47:44,850 --> 02:47:46,500
+四房两厅四卫
+
+3112
+02:47:47,383 --> 02:47:50,099
+总价只有1/8个意思
+
+3113
+02:47:50,216 --> 02:47:52,983
+那在家里边就能看烟花表演的房子
+
+3114
+02:47:52,983 --> 02:47:54,616
+到底长什么样呢
+
+3115
+02:47:54,650 --> 02:47:56,216
+1,125万
+
+3116
+02:47:56,933 --> 02:47:59,816
+太太还好吧1,125万
+
+3117
+02:48:01,816 --> 02:48:02,983
+我看没看过
+
+3118
+02:48:04,450 --> 02:48:07,983
+又看过了完了我这记性怎么不太好啊
+
+3119
+02:48:19,100 --> 02:48:21,583
+我也有1,250
+
+3120
+02:48:21,933 --> 02:48:22,849
+小区入口
+
+3121
+02:48:22,850 --> 02:48:25,850
+贯穿始终的风雨连廊与亚热带的阳光
+
+3122
+02:48:25,850 --> 02:48:26,900
+没碰过没碰过
+
+3123
+02:48:26,900 --> 02:48:28,700
+物理与魔法对抗
+
+3124
+02:48:29,016 --> 02:48:32,499
+胜利一方细品廊下海风拂面的丝哎
+
+3125
+02:48:32,500 --> 02:48:33,933
+感觉不错哎
+
+3126
+02:48:33,933 --> 02:48:37,183
+静观廊外乔木灌木的斗艳争锋
+
+3127
+02:48:38,016 --> 02:48:39,183
+巨勇成荫下
+
+3128
+02:48:39,183 --> 02:48:41,899
+是家里神兽撒欢玩耍的地方
+
+3129
+02:48:43,850 --> 02:48:44,816
+电梯出来
+
+3130
+02:48:44,816 --> 02:48:46,133
+三梯两户
+
+3131
+02:48:46,133 --> 02:48:48,133
+子母入户这个门看起来挺安全
+
+3132
+02:48:48,133 --> 02:48:49,533
+大家挺好
+
+3133
+02:48:49,616 --> 02:48:52,733
+三房全套的拉满挺有安全感
+
+3134
+02:48:52,983 --> 02:48:55,733
+进来的玄关空间尺度合适
+
+3135
+02:48:56,416 --> 02:48:58,733
+衣帽柜做了隐藏设置
+
+3136
+02:48:59,616 --> 02:49:01,416
+户型细节不能忽视
+
+3137
+02:49:01,533 --> 02:49:03,583
+入户旁是第一套房
+
+3138
+02:49:03,983 --> 02:49:06,016
+这样设计最大的好处啊
+
+3139
+02:49:06,016 --> 02:49:07,616
+是可以早出晚归
+
+3140
+02:49:07,616 --> 02:49:08,783
+哎呀蚊子自助区
+
+3141
+02:49:08,783 --> 02:49:10,383
+但是我还是觉得绿化好
+
+3142
+02:49:10,383 --> 02:49:11,583
+看着心情好
+
+3143
+02:49:11,583 --> 02:49:13,133
+窝房里内敛木质
+
+3144
+02:49:13,133 --> 02:49:15,416
+的轮廓光源做了悬浮设计
+
+3145
+02:49:15,650 --> 02:49:19,183
+整体私密的包裹细节营造独处天地
+
+3146
+02:49:19,733 --> 02:49:22,499
+出来向前沿着墙面材质变化
+
+3147
+02:49:22,733 --> 02:49:24,249
+c位的会客出餐厅
+
+3148
+02:49:24,250 --> 02:49:26,300
+人还是得亲近大自然啊
+
+3149
+02:49:26,300 --> 02:49:27,850
+丁香鹤的点缀
+
+3150
+02:49:28,050 --> 02:49:30,050
+就像珍珠里面加了奶茶
+
+3151
+02:49:30,050 --> 02:49:31,500
+哎不对我好像说反了
+
+3152
+02:49:31,616 --> 02:49:33,649
+那不过这里的很多的反传统
+
+3153
+02:49:33,650 --> 02:49:35,583
+这么好你给我买看一下
+
+3154
+02:49:36,583 --> 02:49:37,449
+购买购买
+
+3155
+02:49:38,533 --> 02:49:41,133
+有椭圆的吊顶和地毯中和
+
+3156
+02:49:41,133 --> 02:49:42,933
+没有说实话我的那个什么
+
+3157
+02:49:43,733 --> 02:49:45,016
+进行物理分割
+
+3158
+02:49:45,583 --> 02:49:46,783
+硬角线条壁炉
+
+3159
+02:49:46,783 --> 02:49:49,249
+我感觉我的消费观是如果
+
+3160
+02:49:49,450 --> 02:49:50,333
+如果有
+
+3161
+02:49:50,416 --> 02:49:51,583
+1,000万的话
+
+3162
+02:49:51,816 --> 02:49:52,616
+还是
+
+3163
+02:49:52,983 --> 02:49:55,533
+手里多留一点房子不用买太好的
+
+3164
+02:49:55,533 --> 02:49:56,449
+你们觉得呢
+
+3165
+02:49:58,616 --> 02:50:00,583
+所以说啊甭管什么大牌
+
+3166
+02:50:00,933 --> 02:50:03,299
+无论是热巴同款的这种贵妃塔
+
+3167
+02:50:03,300 --> 02:50:05,050
+我觉得拿很多钱去买房子
+
+3168
+02:50:05,050 --> 02:50:06,650
+然后手里根本没什么钱
+
+3169
+02:50:07,100 --> 02:50:08,050
+不是很好
+
+3170
+02:50:10,300 --> 02:50:13,300
+还得是应那种窗外有烟花的景
+
+3171
+02:50:13,616 --> 02:50:16,016
+楼下江对面就是澳门
+
+3172
+02:50:16,416 --> 02:50:19,533
+所以每年的澳门国际烟花节
+
+3173
+02:50:19,583 --> 02:50:21,849
+在家看相当凑合
+
+3174
+02:50:23,416 --> 02:50:24,333
+来都来了
+
+3175
+02:50:24,333 --> 02:50:27,016
+自拍一下不过分吧
+
+3176
+02:50:27,300 --> 02:50:29,300
+欧耶剪刀手点赞
+
+3177
+02:50:29,300 --> 02:50:30,500
+微商风我认
+
+3178
+02:50:30,500 --> 02:50:31,933
+海老师你看我
+
+3179
+02:50:32,500 --> 02:50:33,300
+一下
+
+3180
+02:50:34,650 --> 02:50:36,216
+木顶多环吊灯
+
+3181
+02:50:36,216 --> 02:50:39,183
+8人就餐环境聊点风淡云轻
+
+3182
+02:50:40,100 --> 02:50:41,733
+旁边半开放的西厨
+
+3183
+02:50:41,733 --> 02:50:44,016
+是烘焙区也是料理区
+
+3184
+02:50:44,216 --> 02:50:45,449
+整个葡式蛋挞
+
+3185
+02:50:45,816 --> 02:50:48,616
+调杯鸳鸯奶茶都不在话下
+
+3186
+02:50:48,983 --> 02:50:52,416
+在里边的中厨双面操作台省力
+
+3187
+02:50:52,416 --> 02:50:54,133
+大小厨电省心
+
+3188
+02:50:54,450 --> 02:50:56,616
+全民采光还可以
+
+3189
+02:50:57,133 --> 02:51:00,216
+穿过工作阳台就能和保姆人相遇
+
+3190
+02:51:01,450 --> 02:51:02,533
+也是全民歌剧
+
+3191
+02:51:02,533 --> 02:51:04,416
+要是我有1,000万
+
+3192
+02:51:04,583 --> 02:51:06,899
+我狠狠的不工作了
+
+3193
+02:51:07,500 --> 02:51:08,933
+给保姆多些体恤
+
+3194
+02:51:08,933 --> 02:51:11,016
+房子甚至都不用买不离不弃
+
+3195
+02:51:11,016 --> 02:51:12,099
+租房继续
+
+3196
+02:51:12,100 --> 02:51:13,250
+主卧套房也可以
+
+3197
+02:51:13,700 --> 02:51:14,650
+能接受
+
+3198
+02:51:14,983 --> 02:51:15,983
+睡前小酌
+
+3199
+02:51:16,300 --> 02:51:17,300
+信手拈来
+
+3200
+02:51:18,050 --> 02:51:18,983
+独立衣帽间
+
+3201
+02:51:18,983 --> 02:51:20,933
+衣橱透藏两妙
+
+3202
+02:51:21,500 --> 02:51:23,133
+家人镜前笑
+
+3203
+02:51:23,133 --> 02:51:24,649
+直男窗边闹滚
+
+3204
+02:51:25,216 --> 02:51:26,649
+咱就是说啊
+
+3205
+02:51:26,733 --> 02:51:28,616
+衣帽间看了这么多女
+
+3206
+02:51:28,616 --> 02:51:30,933
+主地位就从来没有动摇过
+
+3207
+02:51:31,100 --> 02:51:32,133
+别问为什么
+
+3208
+02:51:32,216 --> 02:51:34,383
+1,000万怎么可能能霍霍完啊
+
+3209
+02:51:34,383 --> 02:51:35,333
+听懂掌声
+
+3210
+02:51:39,816 --> 02:51:41,983
+掌声回烫在主卧房
+
+3211
+02:51:42,183 --> 02:51:45,816
+让全尺寸卧床的层次没那么单调
+
+3212
+02:51:46,050 --> 02:51:49,533
+灰白配色平衡了气场的冷静与傲娇
+
+3213
+02:51:50,183 --> 02:51:53,783
+转角飘窗延续了刚才自拍的枯燥
+
+3214
+02:51:55,100 --> 02:51:56,616
+你以为这就完了吗
+
+3215
+02:51:56,616 --> 02:51:57,899
+NO看一眼
+
+3216
+02:51:58,016 --> 02:51:59,049
+双窗主卫
+
+3217
+02:51:59,733 --> 02:52:03,049
+双台盆关起台一侧是淋浴间马桶间
+
+3218
+02:52:03,100 --> 02:52:06,333
+一侧是维保鱼缸依旧转角窗
+
+3219
+02:52:06,783 --> 02:52:09,933
+隔壁次卧套房冷暖色调不违和
+
+3220
+02:52:11,300 --> 02:52:14,816
+连体阳台让卧3第二栋线没了阻隔
+
+3221
+02:52:19,100 --> 02:52:20,650
+我我在想那个什么
+
+3222
+02:52:20,816 --> 02:52:21,899
+嗯房开完了
+
+3223
+02:52:21,933 --> 02:52:22,733
+没有开始
+
+3224
+02:52:22,983 --> 02:52:23,899
+不那么浮夸
+
+3225
+02:52:24,183 --> 02:52:25,183
+很有家的感觉
+
+3226
+02:52:25,900 --> 02:52:29,216
+我想说什么来着嗯嗯
+
+3227
+02:52:30,850 --> 02:52:31,650
+嗯
+
+3228
+02:52:31,733 --> 02:52:32,533
+嗯
+
+3229
+02:52:32,983 --> 02:52:34,333
+刚才要说啥来着
+
+3230
+02:52:39,450 --> 02:52:42,500
+哇我想起来了我要说那个什么
+
+3231
+02:52:43,416 --> 02:52:44,216
+什么
+
+3232
+02:52:44,816 --> 02:52:45,783
+我看看这个
+
+3233
+02:52:45,900 --> 02:52:47,050
+我说那个什么
+
+3234
+02:52:47,300 --> 02:52:49,850
+那个什么那种什么那个什么
+
+3235
+02:52:49,850 --> 02:52:51,250
+就是那个
+
+3236
+02:52:51,333 --> 02:52:53,583
+镜子单面镜就是你可以看到外面
+
+3237
+02:52:53,583 --> 02:52:54,616
+外面不能看到里面
+
+3238
+02:52:54,616 --> 02:52:56,249
+原来真有人会装这种吗
+
+3239
+02:52:56,250 --> 02:52:59,133
+这我感觉应该是非常闲的人才会去装
+
+3240
+02:52:59,133 --> 02:53:00,899
+非常闲非常有钱的人
+
+3241
+02:53:00,900 --> 02:53:02,450
+然后才会去装这种吧
+
+3242
+02:53:02,900 --> 02:53:03,900
+你们觉得呢
+
+3243
+02:53:05,500 --> 02:53:07,050
+一般人还是不会装这种吧
+
+3244
+02:53:07,050 --> 02:53:08,183
+这个应该非常不大众
+
+3245
+02:53:08,183 --> 02:53:10,499
+我都只有在小说里面才看到有这种的
+
+3246
+02:53:13,333 --> 02:53:16,533
+就是在在那个什么那种落地窗
+
+3247
+02:53:16,533 --> 02:53:17,616
+家里的那种
+
+3248
+02:53:18,050 --> 02:53:19,700
+对啊对对对啊
+
+3249
+02:53:19,850 --> 02:53:22,100
+感觉纯纯是为了情趣
+
+3250
+02:53:24,133 --> 02:53:27,383
+正常人一般来说不可能装吧
+
+3251
+02:53:27,583 --> 02:53:31,333
+就是仅仅是为了隐私的话应该不会装
+
+3252
+02:53:31,700 --> 02:53:35,533
+其实为了那种的话可可能才会去装了
+
+3253
+02:53:36,383 --> 02:53:40,983
+那得要相当有钱然后还有呃我相当闲
+
+3254
+02:53:41,333 --> 02:53:42,133
+哈
+
+3255
+02:53:42,333 --> 02:53:42,816
+哈
+
+3256
+02:53:42,816 --> 02:53:47,449
+相当有这方面需求的哈哈哈才会
+
+3257
+02:54:02,850 --> 02:54:05,533
+什么还能控制能不能看到啊那这是
+
+3258
+02:54:05,850 --> 02:54:07,933
+相当相当有需求的哈
+
+3259
+02:54:08,450 --> 02:54:09,250
+哈
+
+3260
+02:54:09,300 --> 02:54:12,133
+相当相当相当有需求的吧
+
+3261
+02:54:12,533 --> 02:54:13,333
+有
+
+3262
+02:54:19,383 --> 02:54:20,983
+有稍微有点冷了
+
+3263
+02:54:21,700 --> 02:54:22,500
+来
+
+3264
+02:54:28,933 --> 02:54:31,933
+那也太清晰了吧电控变色啊
+
+3265
+02:54:32,100 --> 02:54:34,100
+这我不知道怎么操作啊
+
+3266
+02:54:34,700 --> 02:54:36,783
+大家好我是开通豪宅大叔啊
+
+3267
+02:54:36,783 --> 02:54:39,133
+又有粉丝发私信告诉我啊
+
+3268
+02:54:39,133 --> 02:54:41,733
+美国有一套价值5个亿的好车
+
+3269
+02:54:42,016 --> 02:54:42,533
+因为
+
+3270
+02:54:42,533 --> 02:54:43,649
+粉丝的要求
+
+3271
+02:54:43,650 --> 02:54:44,900
+必须得看一下
+
+3272
+02:54:45,983 --> 02:54:49,533
+加利福尼亚的那个5个亿的豪宅
+
+3273
+02:54:49,650 --> 02:54:50,816
+到底长什么样了
+
+3274
+02:54:50,816 --> 02:54:53,783
+哎我想跟你们说那个但是哎还是算了
+
+3275
+02:54:54,816 --> 02:54:56,449
+等再晚一点再说吧
+
+3276
+02:54:56,700 --> 02:54:58,933
+这主人长得有点像川建国有没有
+
+3277
+02:54:58,933 --> 02:54:59,816
+他是故意
+
+3278
+02:55:00,133 --> 02:55:03,383
+仿造川建国去设计自己的造型吗
+
+3279
+02:55:03,416 --> 02:55:04,849
+i know what it means
+
+3280
+02:55:08,983 --> 02:55:09,933
+Donald Trump
+
+3281
+02:55:10,383 --> 02:55:12,899
+莱屋的电影制片人又是一个开发商
+
+3282
+02:55:14,783 --> 02:55:16,133
+生物识别的房门
+
+3283
+02:55:17,050 --> 02:55:18,300
+右面还有指纹的
+
+3284
+02:55:18,650 --> 02:55:19,900
+这有点像咱们
+
+3285
+02:55:19,900 --> 02:55:22,383
+前年拍的那个成都路虎那套房子
+
+3286
+02:55:22,533 --> 02:55:26,499
+进去之后上面有一个天井之类的窗户
+
+3287
+02:55:27,216 --> 02:55:28,216
+这个看完再看
+
+3288
+02:55:28,216 --> 02:55:29,249
+再说年底
+
+3289
+02:55:29,583 --> 02:55:31,383
+哎我都快忘了哦还没忘还没忘
+
+3290
+02:55:31,383 --> 02:55:33,499
+这很像咱们大湾区的那套豪宅
+
+3291
+02:55:33,500 --> 02:55:34,016
+往下看
+
+3292
+02:55:34,016 --> 02:55:36,733
+但是这个尺度比那个简直大太多了
+
+3293
+02:55:36,783 --> 02:55:37,899
+有一说一啊
+
+3294
+02:55:37,900 --> 02:55:40,700
+他这个层高进深面框
+
+3295
+02:55:41,300 --> 02:55:43,533
+绝对是超级尺度的
+
+3296
+02:55:43,983 --> 02:55:46,383
+这里已经没有什么面条的概念了
+
+3297
+02:55:47,050 --> 02:55:49,383
+这层高有点屌哇
+
+3298
+02:55:49,383 --> 02:55:51,649
+一定有人问这么高的
+
+3299
+02:55:52,333 --> 02:55:55,049
+阁楼上的那些东西怎么拿
+
+3300
+02:55:55,533 --> 02:55:57,616
+就那东西不是拿那些东西都摆设
+
+3301
+02:55:58,016 --> 02:55:58,816
+这应该
+
+3302
+02:55:59,183 --> 02:56:02,649
+这个Soho办公的面积应该有7米到8米了
+
+3303
+02:56:02,700 --> 02:56:03,816
+但它的摆设
+
+3304
+02:56:04,416 --> 02:56:05,733
+不像有人用过的
+
+3305
+02:56:06,333 --> 02:56:09,583
+主门进来左手边绕过来就是书房
+
+3306
+02:56:09,733 --> 02:56:12,583
+从书房出来是那种绒面的壁纸
+
+3307
+02:56:12,900 --> 02:56:14,650
+但是如果是潮湿的天气
+
+3308
+02:56:14,650 --> 02:56:17,616
+这种绒质的壁纸是不是会发霉
+
+3309
+02:56:17,616 --> 02:56:19,849
+绒质的壁纸那你打死个蚊子
+
+3310
+02:56:19,850 --> 02:56:21,383
+蚊子就永远在上面了
+
+3311
+02:56:21,383 --> 02:56:23,016
+那个蚊子鞋
+
+3312
+02:56:23,250 --> 02:56:25,416
+一边是女士会客厅吗
+
+3313
+02:56:25,983 --> 02:56:28,299
+有蜘蛛你都不敢打外围的
+
+3314
+02:56:28,300 --> 02:56:30,300
+这个颜色的黄是一体的
+
+3315
+02:56:31,900 --> 02:56:35,050
+你发现美国的这种豪宅都愿意做
+
+3316
+02:56:35,050 --> 02:56:36,050
+那种草坪
+
+3317
+02:56:36,050 --> 02:56:39,816
+就一望无际那种草坪不愿意看到边
+
+3318
+02:56:40,100 --> 02:56:42,500
+最好没有任何边际的感觉
+
+3319
+02:56:42,700 --> 02:56:45,183
+不愿意去遮挡自己的视野
+
+3320
+02:56:45,216 --> 02:56:46,416
+那中国就不一样
+
+3321
+02:56:46,500 --> 02:56:48,183
+中国的园林就是
+
+3322
+02:56:48,783 --> 02:56:49,983
+曲径通幽
+
+3323
+02:56:50,250 --> 02:56:52,183
+有隐有藏有辙
+
+3324
+02:56:52,583 --> 02:56:53,983
+because you can't run in belaire
+
+3325
+02:56:53,983 --> 02:56:56,016
+because there's no sidewalks so now you can run
+
+3326
+02:56:56,100 --> 02:56:59,250
+to the blade all the way over the front door走伤了
+
+3327
+02:56:59,300 --> 02:57:00,250
+it did cost a lot of money
+
+3328
+02:57:00,250 --> 02:57:02,300
+but it also gave us the look of no glass ring
+
+3329
+02:57:02,533 --> 02:57:04,216
+天使之翼是吗
+
+3330
+02:57:04,783 --> 02:57:07,383
+就从这个角度来看像个天使的翅膀
+
+3331
+02:57:07,583 --> 02:57:08,983
+当然里面有5根天使
+
+3332
+02:57:08,983 --> 02:57:11,299
+就是蚊子都找蚊子都找不着
+
+3333
+02:57:11,616 --> 02:57:13,133
+设计师帮他去造的
+
+3334
+02:57:13,300 --> 02:57:16,300
+我怎么感觉像是生命之源呢
+
+3335
+02:57:17,183 --> 02:57:19,383
+大家觉得是天使之翼的扣1
+
+3336
+02:57:19,383 --> 02:57:21,133
+生命之源的扣2
+
+3337
+02:57:21,216 --> 02:57:23,449
+大家觉得是天使之翼的扣1
+
+3338
+02:57:23,450 --> 02:57:24,933
+生命之源的扣2
+
+3339
+02:57:25,133 --> 02:57:27,449
+and look how cool this is this is the latest technology
+
+3340
+02:57:27,450 --> 02:57:29,216
+so now we're outside outside right
+
+3341
+02:57:29,583 --> 02:57:31,216
+这也相当凑合这个
+
+3342
+02:57:32,183 --> 02:57:35,449
+这家一圈弄了一个慢跑道
+
+3343
+02:57:35,533 --> 02:57:37,699
+而且他的地面铺的是那种
+
+3344
+02:57:37,700 --> 02:57:39,450
+慢跑道的那种专用的材质
+
+3345
+02:57:40,416 --> 02:57:41,216
+哈
+
+3346
+02:57:41,450 --> 02:57:42,183
+哈哈
+
+3347
+02:57:42,183 --> 02:57:44,249
+爱了这个慢跑道我爱了
+
+3348
+02:57:44,300 --> 02:57:46,300
+所以他根本就不需要跑步机对吗
+
+3349
+02:57:47,016 --> 02:57:49,183
+楼上还有泳池你发现吗
+
+3350
+02:57:49,216 --> 02:57:50,133
+双层泳池
+
+3351
+02:57:50,133 --> 02:57:53,616
+觉得是QQ飞车的那个翅膀的扣3
+
+3352
+02:57:53,783 --> 02:57:56,216
+就是我不是说楼上楼下现在这个地方
+
+3353
+02:57:56,216 --> 02:58:00,183
+水池是从白色的岩板上流下来的哇
+
+3354
+02:58:00,450 --> 02:58:03,500
+咱们这个粉丝太厉害了发现这条视频
+
+3355
+02:58:04,216 --> 02:58:05,016
+太顶了
+
+3356
+02:58:05,450 --> 02:58:06,450
+forget the address
+
+3357
+02:58:06,450 --> 02:58:08,333
+yes blue cabinets in the office
+
+3358
+02:58:08,333 --> 02:58:11,449
+哇他这个家庭区啊
+
+3359
+02:58:11,450 --> 02:58:13,583
+都是室内和室内完全打通的
+
+3360
+02:58:14,016 --> 02:58:17,416
+而且所有的这个隔断完全都是自动的
+
+3361
+02:58:17,500 --> 02:58:20,016
+都是从墙里面藏着然后推出来的
+
+3362
+02:58:20,016 --> 02:58:21,699
+不错不错给我买这个
+
+3363
+02:58:21,700 --> 02:58:22,700
+就变成一个封闭的环境
+
+3364
+02:58:22,700 --> 02:58:24,333
+打开就变成一个open的环境
+
+3365
+02:58:25,050 --> 02:58:28,583
+这是一个屏幕哇我怀疑是不是OLED的
+
+3366
+02:58:28,983 --> 02:58:30,699
+我觉得这个如果让影视剧
+
+3367
+02:58:30,700 --> 02:58:32,533
+这个他家里面都需要
+
+3368
+02:58:32,700 --> 02:58:33,900
+他绝对会在这里审片
+
+3369
+02:58:33,900 --> 02:58:35,983
+你信不信买个代步机只能说
+
+3370
+02:58:36,250 --> 02:58:37,900
+这是其中的一个厨房
+
+3371
+02:58:38,183 --> 02:58:40,333
+全套美诺每层都有暖碟机
+
+3372
+02:58:41,016 --> 02:58:42,249
+哦这是咖啡机哦
+
+3373
+02:58:42,416 --> 02:58:43,416
+放一个pad
+
+3374
+02:58:43,850 --> 02:58:45,450
+可以操控这个咖啡机
+
+3375
+02:58:45,500 --> 02:58:47,500
+这里是放咖啡和奶的
+
+3376
+02:58:48,016 --> 02:58:50,933
+这个操控台的收纳非常不错
+
+3377
+02:58:51,050 --> 02:58:51,983
+这个要点赞
+
+3378
+02:58:51,983 --> 02:58:55,499
+中岛就是兼具收纳和功能相结合
+
+3379
+02:58:56,983 --> 02:58:57,899
+业主说到最后
+
+3380
+02:58:57,900 --> 02:59:00,450
+他这种倒车打开好不安全啊
+
+3381
+02:59:00,450 --> 02:59:01,250
+感谢
+
+3382
+02:59:02,300 --> 02:59:04,016
+CB的卧室已经把两边的
+
+3383
+02:59:04,983 --> 02:59:07,616
+叫一门打开了做加成清洁
+
+3384
+02:59:07,983 --> 02:59:10,849
+应该都能月入10万大家我去
+
+3385
+02:59:10,983 --> 02:59:11,816
+了那个雕塑
+
+3386
+02:59:16,733 --> 02:59:19,249
+室内的设计都很多浴缸
+
+3387
+02:59:19,933 --> 02:59:21,649
+淋浴这怎么洗啊
+
+3388
+02:59:22,100 --> 02:59:22,733
+哦这也是
+
+3389
+02:59:22,733 --> 02:59:23,816
+有那个换洗台
+
+3390
+02:59:29,700 --> 02:59:31,216
+楼顶做了一个国领
+
+3391
+02:59:32,383 --> 02:59:33,183
+打高尔夫
+
+3392
+02:59:35,133 --> 02:59:36,183
+就我不打高尔夫
+
+3393
+02:59:36,183 --> 02:59:37,933
+大家有没有愿意打高尔夫的
+
+3394
+02:59:38,133 --> 02:59:40,333
+是不是这个运动特别上瘾
+
+3395
+02:59:40,333 --> 02:59:41,583
+上瘾的扣一
+
+3396
+02:59:41,583 --> 02:59:43,299
+不上瘾的扣2哈哈哈
+
+3397
+02:59:43,300 --> 02:59:46,183
+但你这个情感没有没有坡度啊
+
+3398
+02:59:47,300 --> 02:59:49,216
+只能做一个基础训练
+
+3399
+02:59:50,900 --> 02:59:53,450
+这是主卧的衣帽间
+
+3400
+02:59:54,100 --> 02:59:55,700
+哎这个我我熟悉
+
+3401
+02:59:55,700 --> 02:59:58,383
+这个家都要花个十天半个月吧
+
+3402
+02:59:58,416 --> 03:00:00,299
+我觉得就像是一个
+
+3403
+03:00:00,300 --> 03:00:02,250
+奢侈品店的一个精品店一样
+
+3404
+03:00:02,300 --> 03:00:05,100
+如果非让我挑毛病这里没有自然光源
+
+3405
+03:00:05,333 --> 03:00:08,249
+你试衣服的时候看不到他真实的色彩
+
+3406
+03:00:08,983 --> 03:00:09,933
+我酸了
+
+3407
+03:00:09,933 --> 03:00:12,216
+哈哈哈酸了的扣一没酸
+
+3408
+03:00:12,250 --> 03:00:12,850
+的���二
+
+3409
+03:00:12,850 --> 03:00:15,250
+哈哈我目测大概有个七八十平米
+
+3410
+03:00:15,250 --> 03:00:17,583
+咱们之前的哪期的
+
+3411
+03:00:18,133 --> 03:00:20,383
+衣帽间能够PK一下
+
+3412
+03:00:20,383 --> 03:00:22,616
+先看看独立衣帽间首先啊
+
+3413
+03:00:22,616 --> 03:00:23,416
+空间要大
+
+3414
+03:00:23,416 --> 03:00:24,933
+灯光会智能的开启
+
+3415
+03:00:24,933 --> 03:00:27,049
+挂方区有下拉杆的加持
+
+3416
+03:00:27,133 --> 03:00:28,816
+这个是可调制设计的
+
+3417
+03:00:28,933 --> 03:00:31,533
+经过这个全民步入式的衣帽间
+
+3418
+03:00:31,533 --> 03:00:34,249
+穿搭会不会啊其实无所谓
+
+3419
+03:00:34,533 --> 03:00:35,449
+好像没有
+
+3420
+03:00:36,900 --> 03:00:38,100
+怎么又到一个衣帽间
+
+3421
+03:00:38,500 --> 03:00:39,783
+哦这是个男士衣帽间
+
+3422
+03:00:39,783 --> 03:00:41,499
+刚才是女士衣帽间
+
+3423
+03:00:41,983 --> 03:00:43,499
+和男女是分开的
+
+3424
+03:00:46,733 --> 03:00:48,699
+而他衣帽间没有用那种
+
+3425
+03:00:48,700 --> 03:00:51,383
+木板去完全做的视野上的格挡
+
+3426
+03:00:51,383 --> 03:00:52,533
+完全是用玻璃
+
+3427
+03:00:52,700 --> 03:00:53,700
+这样从玻璃外
+
+3428
+03:00:53,700 --> 03:00:54,300
+部就可以看到
+
+3429
+03:00:54,300 --> 03:00:55,733
+里面到底是什么样的衣服
+
+3430
+03:00:57,816 --> 03:00:58,899
+这是咱们刚才在
+
+3431
+03:00:59,100 --> 03:00:59,383
+这个
+
+3432
+03:00:59,383 --> 03:01:01,933
+我说实话我要熟悉这个家乡话一个月
+
+3433
+03:01:02,300 --> 03:01:03,416
+我刚才说保守
+
+3434
+03:01:03,416 --> 03:01:05,899
+这个泳池是主卧直接出来
+
+3435
+03:01:05,900 --> 03:01:07,050
+对应的这泳池
+
+3436
+03:01:07,733 --> 03:01:09,849
+就是主卧套房里面配泳池是吗
+
+3437
+03:01:13,050 --> 03:01:14,050
+旁边还有个SPA
+
+3438
+03:01:16,016 --> 03:01:18,816
+旁边还有一个热水浴缸
+
+3439
+03:01:18,816 --> 03:01:20,416
+然后旁边配一个主卧泳池
+
+3440
+03:01:21,333 --> 03:01:22,299
+说我们太片面了
+
+3441
+03:01:22,300 --> 03:01:26,583
+原来我们认为主卧套房包括卧房
+
+3442
+03:01:26,850 --> 03:01:29,183
+洗漱间衣帽间
+
+3443
+03:01:29,450 --> 03:01:34,216
+书房但其实应该再配一个泳池对吗
+
+3444
+03:01:37,100 --> 03:01:38,616
+哦家里面还有个美容院
+
+3445
+03:01:42,016 --> 03:01:45,783
+我操家里的美容院说脏话了
+
+3446
+03:01:46,300 --> 03:01:48,850
+洗脚的理发的
+
+3447
+03:01:49,183 --> 03:01:50,816
+那托尼老师你得来啊
+
+3448
+03:01:51,216 --> 03:01:52,416
+我这居家这么长
+
+3449
+03:01:52,500 --> 03:01:54,416
+时间了就是不是他这个这么长了
+
+3450
+03:01:54,616 --> 03:01:57,383
+家太家家太大真的没有把握感
+
+3451
+03:01:57,383 --> 03:01:59,183
+说实话真的觉得
+
+3452
+03:01:59,250 --> 03:02:00,416
+这是他的SPA间
+
+3453
+03:02:01,733 --> 03:02:02,299
+桑拿
+
+3454
+03:02:02,300 --> 03:02:03,700
+对这个家没有把握
+
+3455
+03:02:04,900 --> 03:02:07,450
+你不知道这个家现在到底有多少个人
+
+3456
+03:02:08,533 --> 03:02:12,249
+说不定家里已经悄悄住居住着10个人
+
+3457
+03:02:12,500 --> 03:02:14,333
+说不定明天我已经住进去了
+
+3458
+03:02:14,333 --> 03:02:16,533
+他一年都没能发现了
+
+3459
+03:02:17,383 --> 03:02:19,449
+说不定我我其实是他的室友
+
+3460
+03:02:19,450 --> 03:02:20,416
+只是他不知道
+
+3461
+03:02:20,533 --> 03:02:21,733
+所有都是电动门都是
+
+3462
+03:02:21,733 --> 03:02:24,049
+说不定我现在已经在他家直播了
+
+3463
+03:02:24,183 --> 03:02:25,616
+但他听不见我声音
+
+3464
+03:02:25,900 --> 03:02:28,700
+室内泳池的左侧是垂直绿化
+
+3465
+03:02:28,900 --> 03:02:30,183
+还有休息区
+
+3466
+03:02:30,383 --> 03:02:32,699
+右侧是室外的view
+
+3467
+03:02:32,850 --> 03:02:34,983
+顶板是做的这个玻璃
+
+3468
+03:02:35,050 --> 03:02:37,100
+这样显得空间尺度会很大
+
+3469
+03:02:37,733 --> 03:02:39,583
+健身房咱们经常看到对不对
+
+3470
+03:02:39,933 --> 03:02:43,333
+但健身房旁边有一个用餐区哦
+
+3471
+03:02:43,333 --> 03:02:44,699
+好啊吃完就健身
+
+3472
+03:02:44,700 --> 03:02:45,816
+健身完又吃饭
+
+3473
+03:02:45,816 --> 03:02:49,899
+就是健身之后到这里吃补剂
+
+3474
+03:02:50,100 --> 03:02:52,783
+和健身餐的地方
+
+3475
+03:02:52,783 --> 03:02:56,099
+哈哈但这个人练的就嗖嗖啊
+
+3476
+03:02:56,983 --> 03:02:58,183
+还没我练的好
+
+3477
+03:03:02,616 --> 03:03:03,933
+4道保龄手势
+
+3478
+03:03:04,783 --> 03:03:05,583
+可以加加
+
+3479
+03:03:05,900 --> 03:03:07,183
+地下室玩保龄球
+
+3480
+03:03:07,216 --> 03:03:08,133
+鞋都给你
+
+3481
+03:03:08,300 --> 03:03:09,783
+玩保龄球的扣一
+
+3482
+03:03:09,783 --> 03:03:11,333
+不玩保龄球的扣二
+
+3483
+03:03:11,333 --> 03:03:12,649
+在这可以练高尔夫
+
+3484
+03:03:12,783 --> 03:03:14,299
+那你要楼上高尔夫干什么呢
+
+3485
+03:03:14,300 --> 03:03:15,733
+在楼下玩不得了吗
+
+3486
+03:03:17,016 --> 03:03:18,733
+so what i said now have you go anywhere
+
+3487
+03:03:18,733 --> 03:03:19,899
+we can watch the USC
+
+3488
+03:03:20,416 --> 03:03:23,933
+糖果屋儿童心少女心爆满啊我靠
+
+3489
+03:03:24,016 --> 03:03:26,016
+这绝对是他女朋友想要做的吧
+
+3490
+03:03:26,016 --> 03:03:27,983
+大家在糖果屋希望放什么糖
+
+3491
+03:03:28,616 --> 03:03:28,899
+啊
+
+3492
+03:03:28,900 --> 03:03:32,183
+打的想放放糖的扣1不想放糖的扣2
+
+3493
+03:03:32,216 --> 03:03:33,649
+全景生的那个
+
+3494
+03:03:33,983 --> 03:03:34,849
+家庭影院了
+
+3495
+03:03:35,450 --> 03:03:38,100
+喂老师这应该是你的比较喜欢的啊
+
+3496
+03:03:38,500 --> 03:03:39,850
+这不是家庭影院
+
+3497
+03:03:40,383 --> 03:03:41,616
+这是电影院
+
+3498
+03:03:42,250 --> 03:03:42,616
+这
+
+3499
+03:03:42,616 --> 03:03:43,816
+是慌了
+
+3500
+03:03:45,583 --> 03:03:47,816
+艺术说他这里面有很多智能操控
+
+3501
+03:03:49,933 --> 03:03:51,783
+好大的屏幕我操
+
+3502
+03:03:53,983 --> 03:03:56,699
+这个有点顶了这个还行啊
+
+3503
+03:03:57,650 --> 03:03:59,133
+那晚上去客房
+
+3504
+03:04:00,333 --> 03:04:01,816
+业主说他喜欢薰衣草
+
+3505
+03:04:01,933 --> 03:04:02,649
+所以就在这
+
+3506
+03:04:02,650 --> 03:04:04,450
+可以一辈子不出门啊
+
+3507
+03:04:04,616 --> 03:04:05,333
+有一个区域
+
+3508
+03:04:05,333 --> 03:04:07,699
+过了那个门过来之后就是个叫宾馆
+
+3509
+03:04:07,700 --> 03:04:09,300
+他家还缺啥呀
+
+3510
+03:04:09,300 --> 03:04:10,533
+就是客房区了我理解
+
+3511
+03:04:10,533 --> 03:04:12,049
+那还需要出门吗
+
+3512
+03:04:12,050 --> 03:04:15,533
+这是客房的起居室客房的吧台
+
+3513
+03:04:15,850 --> 03:04:17,416
+客房的中岛
+
+3514
+03:04:17,783 --> 03:04:19,249
+然后客房的化妆间
+
+3515
+03:04:19,250 --> 03:04:20,783
+客房的洗衣房
+
+3516
+03:04:23,016 --> 03:04:24,183
+对客人太好了
+
+3517
+03:04:24,416 --> 03:04:25,216
+给
+
+3518
+03:04:25,616 --> 03:04:26,499
+3户客
+
+3519
+03:04:26,500 --> 03:04:28,616
+有没有可能我是客人
+
+3520
+03:04:29,100 --> 03:04:30,983
+有没有可能我是客人
+
+3521
+03:04:30,983 --> 03:04:32,899
+unbelievable unbelievable
+
+3522
+03:04:35,016 --> 03:04:36,099
+有一说一
+
+3523
+03:04:36,900 --> 03:04:38,816
+这业主对客人太好了
+
+3524
+03:04:38,900 --> 03:04:41,216
+so this is the staff course of seven bedrooms
+
+3525
+03:04:42,500 --> 03:04:43,933
+保姆间到了各位
+
+3526
+03:04:43,933 --> 03:04:45,049
+我的房子来了
+
+3527
+03:04:48,650 --> 03:04:49,850
+看看我的房间
+
+3528
+03:04:53,616 --> 03:04:55,016
+8个保姆间
+
+3529
+03:04:55,500 --> 03:04:56,216
+我都是套箱
+
+3530
+03:04:56,216 --> 03:04:57,016
+天啊
+
+3531
+03:04:57,183 --> 03:04:58,583
+卧室加上洗手间
+
+3532
+03:04:58,583 --> 03:04:59,733
+我还可以带7个人
+
+3533
+03:04:59,733 --> 03:05:00,983
+你们报名吧
+
+3534
+03:05:00,983 --> 03:05:03,133
+我只能说有一个内推的资格
+
+3535
+03:05:03,133 --> 03:05:04,183
+看怎么表现啊
+
+3536
+03:05:07,983 --> 03:05:09,699
+没有仔细拍保姆肩
+
+3537
+03:05:09,933 --> 03:05:11,849
+不然我们就想看保姆肩吧
+
+3538
+03:05:11,900 --> 03:05:13,733
+哈哈哈
+
+3539
+03:05:14,416 --> 03:05:15,699
+OK这套房子看完了
+
+3540
+03:05:15,700 --> 03:05:18,900
+也算是美国前两年的豪宅的天花板了
+
+3541
+03:05:18,983 --> 03:05:20,816
+无论是面积还是功能
+
+3542
+03:05:20,850 --> 03:05:23,650
+无论它的占地还是它的尺度
+
+3543
+03:05:23,700 --> 03:05:24,783
+还是它的设计
+
+3544
+03:05:24,783 --> 03:05:25,933
+都已经是天花板的
+
+3545
+03:05:25,933 --> 03:05:28,299
+觉得天花板的扣1不是天花板的扣2
+
+3546
+03:05:28,300 --> 03:05:29,900
+所有的憧憬和幻想
+
+3547
+03:05:29,900 --> 03:05:31,650
+但是这么大的空间和区域
+
+3548
+03:05:31,650 --> 03:05:33,816
+不像是满足一家人的需求
+
+3549
+03:05:33,816 --> 03:05:35,216
+更像是为了一个秀
+
+3550
+03:05:35,450 --> 03:05:37,100
+为了一个party
+
+3551
+03:05:37,183 --> 03:05:37,983
+party
+
+3552
+03:05:38,300 --> 03:05:42,016
+而这个后面的生活到底是近还是远呢
+
+3553
+03:05:42,133 --> 03:05:43,216
+如果你有机会
+
+3554
+03:05:43,216 --> 03:05:45,616
+用这么大的空间去造一栋房子
+
+3555
+03:05:45,700 --> 03:05:47,983
+你的设计会是像这样吗
+
+3556
+03:05:47,983 --> 03:05:49,216
+可以评论区告诉我们
+
+3557
+03:05:49,216 --> 03:05:50,983
+咱们互动一下OK
+
+3558
+03:05:51,250 --> 03:05:53,900
+美国的豪宅就这么回事我晒书
+
+3559
+03:05:54,250 --> 03:05:55,500
+就就这么回事
+
+3560
+03:05:55,616 --> 03:05:56,416
+拜拜
+
+3561
+03:05:56,733 --> 03:05:58,183
+什么叫就这么回事
+
+3562
+03:05:58,183 --> 03:05:59,783
+什么叫就这么回事
+
+3563
+03:06:00,333 --> 03:06:01,416
+看看啊
+
+3564
+03:06:08,733 --> 03:06:09,649
+看看
+
+3565
+03:06:15,850 --> 03:06:17,300
+想开party的扣1
+
+3566
+03:06:17,383 --> 03:06:19,099
+不想开party的扣2
+
+3567
+03:06:19,500 --> 03:06:20,983
+还有各种网球场啊
+
+3568
+03:06:20,983 --> 03:06:22,183
+泳池之类的
+
+3569
+03:06:24,733 --> 03:06:27,249
+他只要1,800万美元
+
+3570
+03:06:31,450 --> 03:06:33,450
+大家好我是看得起豪宅大叔
+
+3571
+03:06:33,450 --> 03:06:35,016
+有粉丝给我发私信
+
+3572
+03:06:35,016 --> 03:06:37,583
+想看一下俄罗斯的豪宅
+
+3573
+03:06:37,816 --> 03:06:39,049
+还给我了个链接
+
+3574
+03:06:39,216 --> 03:06:40,616
+那我都想开party
+
+3575
+03:06:40,700 --> 03:06:42,050
+都不是啥好人啊
+
+3576
+03:06:42,050 --> 03:06:44,216
+这些房子到底长什么样
+
+3577
+03:06:44,216 --> 03:06:45,899
+咱们一起记住你们了
+
+3578
+03:06:46,933 --> 03:06:47,816
+都不是啥好人
+
+3579
+03:06:47,816 --> 03:06:49,733
+都不是啥正经人啊感觉
+
+3580
+03:06:52,216 --> 03:06:53,133
+okay so
+
+3581
+03:06:53,450 --> 03:06:54,850
+we are back flip
+
+3582
+03:06:54,850 --> 03:06:57,100
+it around take a look at this entryway
+
+3583
+03:06:57,100 --> 03:06:58,583
+this is what the owner called
+
+3584
+03:06:59,050 --> 03:07:01,533
+bridal stairs if you can even show kind of
+
+3585
+03:07:01,616 --> 03:07:03,099
+what he was showing to me and just
+
+3586
+03:07:03,100 --> 03:07:04,783
+进来就是逼格很满啊
+
+3587
+03:07:05,533 --> 03:07:06,899
+这种环绕式的
+
+3588
+03:07:07,933 --> 03:07:09,016
+楼梯啊
+
+3589
+03:07:09,100 --> 03:07:11,733
+咱们看看就进来根本就没有收纳
+
+3590
+03:07:12,383 --> 03:07:14,533
+就让所有人进来牛逼就完事了
+
+3591
+03:07:14,733 --> 03:07:16,849
+我是亿万富翁我摊牌了
+
+3592
+03:07:16,850 --> 03:07:19,383
+and this is where
+
+3593
+03:07:20,250 --> 03:07:21,583
+这是个花房吗
+
+3594
+03:07:22,050 --> 03:07:25,133
+we're where you do your cocktail hours but this is where
+
+3595
+03:07:25,133 --> 03:07:26,183
+就喝下午茶到这是吗
+
+3596
+03:07:26,183 --> 03:07:27,616
+he's in a lot of entertaining
+
+3597
+03:07:27,850 --> 03:07:31,700
+weddings in here没有空调到夏天就会热蒙
+
+3598
+03:07:32,250 --> 03:07:35,050
+这里没有冷气很热吗
+
+3599
+03:07:36,183 --> 03:07:38,016
+we've got the receiving room here
+
+3600
+03:07:38,650 --> 03:07:39,616
+没有没有没有
+
+3601
+03:07:39,616 --> 03:07:43,099
+这种距离太远了不敢肖想的说实话
+
+3602
+03:07:43,783 --> 03:07:44,983
+双层挑高的这种
+
+3603
+03:07:45,333 --> 03:07:46,449
+哇这得打码了
+
+3604
+03:07:46,983 --> 03:07:48,783
+this is where the family comes Whoa
+
+3605
+03:07:49,616 --> 03:07:51,016
+sink sink
+
+3606
+03:07:51,650 --> 03:07:52,983
+还能会加素材
+
+3607
+03:07:53,133 --> 03:07:54,183
+and this is where you have your
+
+3608
+03:07:54,183 --> 03:07:55,016
+you know your family哎
+
+3609
+03:07:55,016 --> 03:07:56,849
+没有字幕大家应该看不明白
+
+3610
+03:07:56,850 --> 03:07:58,850
+艺术地板这个还是挺牛逼的
+
+3611
+03:07:59,500 --> 03:08:00,300
+走了
+
+3612
+03:08:00,816 --> 03:08:01,616
+看看
+
+3613
+03:08:09,983 --> 03:08:10,849
+妈妈喂
+
+3614
+03:08:12,933 --> 03:08:14,333
+妈妈妈喂
+
+3615
+03:08:28,850 --> 03:08:29,650
+oh
+
+3616
+03:08:31,450 --> 03:08:33,333
+大家好我是看得起豪宅大叔
+
+3617
+03:08:33,333 --> 03:08:35,699
+今天为大家带来的这豪宅啊
+
+3618
+03:08:35,700 --> 03:08:37,300
+各位一定都知道
+
+3619
+03:08:37,300 --> 03:08:39,250
+因为这里拍过无数耳熟能正
+
+3620
+03:08:39,250 --> 03:08:40,333
+看完下播了
+
+3621
+03:08:40,616 --> 03:08:43,616
+中了些大导演和名家巨股的最爱
+
+3622
+03:08:43,700 --> 03:08:46,016
+高77米一共12层
+
+3623
+03:08:46,216 --> 03:08:48,649
+当年造价200多万两白银
+
+3624
+03:08:48,650 --> 03:08:51,983
+那么从前一乡鬓影云流避及的地
+
+3625
+03:08:51,983 --> 03:08:53,533
+到底长什么样呢
+
+3626
+03:08:53,583 --> 03:08:56,783
+上海步行街南京东路20号和平饭店哎
+
+3627
+03:08:56,783 --> 03:08:58,216
+这是我家附近吗
+
+3628
+03:09:04,733 --> 03:09:05,899
+1:11了都
+
+3629
+03:09:05,900 --> 03:09:07,700
+明天还要上班呢
+
+3630
+03:09:08,900 --> 03:09:11,850
+和平饭店以前叫华茂饭店是上海
+
+3631
+03:09:11,983 --> 03:09:13,333
+对对叫华茂来着
+
+3632
+03:09:13,333 --> 03:09:13,899
+现代派建
+
+3633
+03:09:13,900 --> 03:09:14,583
+筑
+
+3634
+03:09:14,583 --> 03:09:18,016
+老上海的文人气息与近代历史的印记
+
+3635
+03:09:18,050 --> 03:09:19,733
+都在这酝酿汇集
+
+3636
+03:09:19,783 --> 03:09:22,016
+放眼外滩其他的万国建筑群
+
+3637
+03:09:22,216 --> 03:09:23,699
+清一色的低饱和度
+
+3638
+03:09:23,700 --> 03:09:27,616
+唯有它绿色铜护套的屋顶啊很张扬
+
+3639
+03:09:27,616 --> 03:09:29,416
+花岗��石外墙的造型
+
+3640
+03:09:29,416 --> 03:09:31,616
+我说大家要上
+
+3641
+03:09:31,816 --> 03:09:32,249
+班
+
+3642
+03:09:32,250 --> 03:09:34,333
+还是不太合群的叛逆了
+
+3643
+03:09:34,583 --> 03:09:35,933
+旋转门庭进来
+
+3644
+03:09:35,933 --> 03:09:37,333
+风字形的大堂
+
+3645
+03:09:37,383 --> 03:09:39,649
+色彩啊你上班上班的附近啊
+
+3646
+03:09:39,650 --> 03:09:41,100
+好像看到你了刚才
+
+3647
+03:09:41,616 --> 03:09:44,899
+楼花吊灯装饰主义的几何造型
+
+3648
+03:09:44,933 --> 03:09:48,249
+仿佛让来的人沉浸于京城的美梦
+
+3649
+03:09:48,333 --> 03:09:49,183
+看得出啊
+
+3650
+03:09:49,183 --> 03:09:50,416
+这里对雕花
+
+3651
+03:09:50,416 --> 03:09:51,249
+暗纹
+
+3652
+03:09:51,250 --> 03:09:55,050
+贴线还有各种放射状图案的偏爱
+
+3653
+03:09:55,183 --> 03:09:56,016
+那这种风格呢
+
+3654
+03:09:56,016 --> 03:09:58,533
+会贯穿咱们这期视频的全片
+
+3655
+03:09:58,616 --> 03:10:00,616
+四幅银质浮雕壁画
+
+3656
+03:10:00,616 --> 03:10:02,249
+3D动感十足
+
+3657
+03:10:02,250 --> 03:10:03,250
+又辞职了
+
+3658
+03:10:03,616 --> 03:10:05,016
+一说就都是辞职
+
+3659
+03:10:05,016 --> 03:10:07,499
+展示着旧上海彼时的华美
+
+3660
+03:10:07,500 --> 03:10:09,650
+居中的和平鸽琉璃雕塑
+
+3661
+03:10:09,650 --> 03:10:11,583
+通体灵光盈澈
+
+3662
+03:10:11,583 --> 03:10:13,383
+造型张力十足
+
+3663
+03:10:13,416 --> 03:10:15,133
+别问为什么进门放鸽子
+
+3664
+03:10:15,133 --> 03:10:16,583
+问就是催更
+
+3665
+03:10:16,783 --> 03:10:17,849
+这也不是不更
+
+3666
+03:10:17,850 --> 03:10:19,100
+主要是啊
+
+3667
+03:10:19,216 --> 03:10:20,983
+创造好内容需要好的氛围
+
+3668
+03:10:20,983 --> 03:10:23,499
+你得到挑高近8米的酒廊
+
+3669
+03:10:23,700 --> 03:10:26,983
+感受一下那会最fashion的社交活动
+
+3670
+03:10:27,016 --> 03:10:29,016
+茶舞夹层露台旁
+
+3671
+03:10:29,016 --> 03:10:31,133
+奥地利巡演的管弦乐队
+
+3672
+03:10:31,183 --> 03:10:33,383
+专门给你配应景的BGM
+
+3673
+03:10:33,500 --> 03:10:35,500
+协同偏先运妙的舞步
+
+3674
+03:10:35,616 --> 03:10:37,699
+在漾起狭义朦胧的情愫
+
+3675
+03:10:37,700 --> 03:10:40,733
+唯有洋溢的茶香能让人挺住
+
+3676
+03:10:40,783 --> 03:10:43,533
+在没有剧本杀和撸啊撸的年代
+
+3677
+03:10:43,616 --> 03:10:46,216
+大家组队的社交平台也不多
+
+3678
+03:10:46,383 --> 03:10:49,533
+这就成了当时各界王者段位的聚集地
+
+3679
+03:10:49,616 --> 03:10:52,499
+话说你们现在都什么段位啊
+
+3680
+03:10:52,500 --> 03:10:54,416
+他竟然还借这个吗
+
+3681
+03:10:55,500 --> 03:10:56,500
+重要的是啊
+
+3682
+03:10:56,533 --> 03:10:58,249
+咱们得温务之心
+
+3683
+03:10:58,583 --> 03:11:00,133
+比如东大门的楼梯
+
+3684
+03:11:00,133 --> 03:11:01,783
+他是在打广告吗
+
+3685
+03:11:02,250 --> 03:11:03,900
+他竟然还接这个广告
+
+3686
+03:11:05,333 --> 03:11:07,699
+眼熟吗给大家来个眼熟啊
+
+3687
+03:11:07,700 --> 03:11:09,250
+我经常来这近
+
+3688
+03:11:09,333 --> 03:11:12,383
+50多部拍照留念的名人不计其
+
+3689
+03:11:12,383 --> 03:11:14,049
+数来这打完卡啊
+
+3690
+03:11:14,050 --> 03:11:17,650
+一定要记住坐这部电梯上8楼
+
+3691
+03:11:17,650 --> 03:11:20,983
+对对对8楼那块有一个吃中餐的
+
+3692
+03:11:21,050 --> 03:11:21,450
+小区
+
+3693
+03:11:21,450 --> 03:11:23,900
+是是我觉得那的那个特别好吃
+
+3694
+03:11:24,650 --> 03:11:26,333
+哎龙峰听到了啊
+
+3695
+03:11:26,333 --> 03:11:28,299
+我先替大家包场
+
+3696
+03:11:29,900 --> 03:11:32,133
+屏风后边珠漆莹柱
+
+3697
+03:11:32,133 --> 03:11:35,449
+单格拂袖顶板天花龙月凤鸣
+
+3698
+03:11:35,450 --> 03:11:39,100
+燕兰云秀还有明科羌玉的彩色玻璃
+
+3699
+03:11:39,216 --> 03:11:41,216
+这些大家能相信吗
+
+3700
+03:11:41,216 --> 03:11:43,383
+都是他们的招牌菜确实不错
+
+3701
+03:11:43,383 --> 03:11:46,183
+招牌的保存至今依旧很耐看
+
+3702
+03:11:46,383 --> 03:11:48,133
+还有啊来这啊
+
+3703
+03:11:48,216 --> 03:11:49,849
+这个片皮鸭
+
+3704
+03:11:49,850 --> 03:11:52,183
+樱桃鹅肝还有本帮善司
+
+3705
+03:11:52,183 --> 03:11:54,533
+对对对片皮鸭片皮鸭哎想起来了
+
+3706
+03:11:54,900 --> 03:11:56,616
+我一直在想是什么鸭什么鸭啊对
+
+3707
+03:11:56,616 --> 03:11:57,849
+是片皮鸭
+
+3708
+03:11:58,050 --> 03:11:59,983
+大家都知道我喜欢的那个什么挺
+
+3709
+03:11:59,983 --> 03:12:01,616
+还挺喜欢吃鸭肉的
+
+3710
+03:12:01,616 --> 03:12:03,333
+我们摄影师非要让他看一下
+
+3711
+03:12:03,700 --> 03:12:05,100
+我都进嘴里边了
+
+3712
+03:12:05,783 --> 03:12:07,333
+我可以吃了吗可以吃
+
+3713
+03:12:08,100 --> 03:12:09,216
+我替大家吃了啊
+
+3714
+03:12:10,650 --> 03:12:12,933
+2022年就要到了啊
+
+3715
+03:12:12,933 --> 03:12:14,649
+给大家拜个年
+
+3716
+03:12:14,733 --> 03:12:18,499
+这里走廊两侧的玻璃看似平平无奇
+
+3717
+03:12:18,733 --> 03:12:20,133
+实则很有东西
+
+3718
+03:12:20,133 --> 03:12:21,416
+作者是拉力克
+
+3719
+03:12:21,416 --> 03:12:23,449
+他被称为玻璃的诗人
+
+3720
+03:12:23,450 --> 03:12:25,816
+喜欢吃甜皮鸭就只能吃甜皮鸭是吗
+
+3721
+03:12:25,816 --> 03:12:26,616
+哼
+
+3722
+03:12:26,650 --> 03:12:28,933
+和驾轻就熟的技术流
+
+3723
+03:12:29,500 --> 03:12:31,250
+一个珠宝艺术家
+
+3724
+03:12:31,650 --> 03:12:33,933
+转做玻璃品创作
+
+3725
+03:12:34,250 --> 03:12:36,616
+你们说这算不算降维打击啊
+
+3726
+03:12:36,700 --> 03:12:37,816
+穿廊而过
+
+3727
+03:12:37,816 --> 03:12:39,499
+咱们就到和平厅了
+
+3728
+03:12:40,216 --> 03:12:41,016
+抬头
+
+3729
+03:12:41,016 --> 03:12:44,816
+两侧的半圆窗像是悬在锦缎上的宝石
+
+3730
+03:12:44,983 --> 03:12:46,499
+方正廊厅的形制
+
+3731
+03:12:46,650 --> 03:12:48,300
+倾斜屋顶的装饰
+
+3732
+03:12:48,300 --> 03:12:50,783
+巴洛克式的宫廷仪仗感世界
+
+3733
+03:12:50,783 --> 03:12:53,616
+廊地毯下铺的是蜂木弹簧地板
+
+3734
+03:12:54,583 --> 03:12:56,649
+甭管你挑的是拉丁还是国标
+
+3735
+03:12:56,650 --> 03:12:57,416
+就是面皮啊
+
+3736
+03:12:57,416 --> 03:12:59,183
+甭管你是locking还是泡饼
+
+3737
+03:12:59,300 --> 03:13:01,616
+在这都能耍的开了
+
+3738
+03:13:01,616 --> 03:13:02,616
+舞跳累了
+
+3739
+03:13:02,616 --> 03:13:06,299
+就到9层的西餐厅华茂阁来份下午茶
+
+3740
+03:13:06,383 --> 03:13:10,333
+再到沙逊阳台啊简单看看风景还行
+
+3741
+03:13:10,616 --> 03:13:11,333
+说到沙旭
+
+3742
+03:13:11,333 --> 03:13:12,899
+这啥这是酒店吗
+
+3743
+03:13:12,900 --> 03:13:15,133
+看一下他之前的私人寓所
+
+3744
+03:13:16,250 --> 03:13:17,100
+面积不大
+
+3745
+03:13:17,100 --> 03:13:18,900
+就278个平方
+
+3746
+03:13:18,900 --> 03:13:23,016
+是现在这的总统套房价格呢还可以
+
+3747
+03:13:23,183 --> 03:13:26,299
+据说住过很多的名人政要名字不好
+
+3748
+03:13:26,300 --> 03:13:27,616
+我还喜欢吃那种
+
+3749
+03:13:28,300 --> 03:13:29,783
+皮是脆脆的呀
+
+3750
+03:13:29,783 --> 03:13:31,049
+直接刷卡进
+
+3751
+03:13:32,583 --> 03:13:33,016
+玄关
+
+3752
+03:13:33,016 --> 03:13:35,933
+这挂着的是沙逊和他夫人的油画画像
+
+3753
+03:13:35,933 --> 03:13:37,383
+这回不走寻常路
+
+3754
+03:13:37,383 --> 03:13:38,899
+先看一下大家的保姆间
+
+3755
+03:13:39,050 --> 03:13:40,733
+平时保镖也住这
+
+3756
+03:13:40,733 --> 03:13:42,383
+该有的全都有
+
+3757
+03:13:42,383 --> 03:13:44,249
+不该有的这全没有
+
+3758
+03:13:44,300 --> 03:13:46,100
+出来旁边是个小书房
+
+3759
+03:13:46,100 --> 03:13:49,216
+木质面加墙布显得优点小朴素
+
+3760
+03:13:49,216 --> 03:13:50,899
+再往前是会客厅
+
+3761
+03:13:51,100 --> 03:13:52,300
+层高3米
+
+3762
+03:13:52,300 --> 03:13:54,416
+让纵向立面的木质护墙板
+
+3763
+03:13:54,416 --> 03:13:55,699
+就没那么压抑
+
+3764
+03:13:55,816 --> 03:13:57,899
+起源于隋唐的八角元素
+
+3765
+03:13:58,016 --> 03:14:01,249
+随处可见据说最早顶梁的这些浮雕啊
+
+3766
+03:14:01,250 --> 03:14:02,450
+都是彩色的
+
+3767
+03:14:02,533 --> 03:14:03,933
+那这就和咱们之前
+
+3768
+03:14:03,933 --> 03:14:07,299
+中国邮政的那个蛋糕穹顶啊就很像
+
+3769
+03:14:07,300 --> 03:14:08,016
+哦确实啊
+
+3770
+03:14:08,016 --> 03:14:09,616
+还有这个和这个
+
+3771
+03:14:09,816 --> 03:14:10,983
+都是原模原样的
+
+3772
+03:14:10,983 --> 03:14:12,099
+老公老公姐对
+
+3773
+03:14:12,100 --> 03:14:15,783
+30年代上海首富那味接着进主卧
+
+3774
+03:14:16,100 --> 03:14:18,383
+这里没有过多的装饰没有过多的装饰
+
+3775
+03:14:18,383 --> 03:14:19,699
+没有落地窗没有落地窗
+
+3776
+03:14:19,700 --> 03:14:21,816
+更没有奢华的水晶吊灯
+
+3777
+03:14:21,850 --> 03:14:24,700
+反而是造型比较古朴用料十足
+
+3778
+03:14:24,816 --> 03:14:26,849
+中规中矩步入式的衣帽间
+
+3779
+03:14:26,850 --> 03:14:27,933
+很含蓄比较含蓄
+
+3780
+03:14:27,933 --> 03:14:29,133
+这里边的卫生间
+
+3781
+03:14:29,250 --> 03:14:32,250
+对他卫生间很明亮流行层叠泛光吊顶
+
+3782
+03:14:32,250 --> 03:14:33,816
+双大理石灌洗台
+
+3783
+03:14:33,900 --> 03:14:35,500
+一体式按摩浴缸
+
+3784
+03:14:35,533 --> 03:14:39,299
+双面缎绒浴袍最细节的是洗护用品
+
+3785
+03:14:39,300 --> 03:14:41,133
+用的是Lalabo的rose
+
+3786
+03:14:41,133 --> 03:14:41,933
+31
+
+3787
+03:14:42,216 --> 03:14:45,299
+OK这是本期视频的部分内容
+
+3788
+03:14:45,450 --> 03:14:46,650
+看一眼进度条
+
+3789
+03:14:46,650 --> 03:14:47,500
+接下来
+
+3790
+03:14:47,500 --> 03:14:50,583
+咱们就去搂一眼这里最有特色的
+
+3791
+03:14:50,616 --> 03:14:52,583
+9国套房哈哈
+
+3792
+03:14:52,583 --> 03:14:55,616
+那有时间来现场的呀那就亲自体会
+
+3793
+03:14:55,900 --> 03:14:58,333
+没时间来现场呢那就跟着我
+
+3794
+03:14:58,733 --> 03:15:00,133
+慢慢品味啊
+
+3795
+03:15:00,650 --> 03:15:04,016
+西班牙套房仿佛触及地中海波浪
+
+3796
+03:15:04,183 --> 03:15:05,249
+花纹与图
+
+3797
+03:15:05,850 --> 03:15:08,133
+很奔放啊但是他不张扬
+
+3798
+03:15:08,416 --> 03:15:09,183
+教授
+
+3799
+03:15:09,183 --> 03:15:10,133
+亲临现场
+
+3800
+03:15:10,133 --> 03:15:10,983
+印度套房
+
+3801
+03:15:10,983 --> 03:15:12,933
+金银丝镶嵌的墙壁
+
+3802
+03:15:12,933 --> 03:15:14,699
+融合配色浓烈的抑郁
+
+3803
+03:15:14,700 --> 03:15:15,450
+神秘
+
+3804
+03:15:15,450 --> 03:15:18,133
+从网上高频的出镜率可以看出
+
+3805
+03:15:19,133 --> 03:15:21,533
+魅力哎他怎么还在讲rap啊
+
+3806
+03:15:22,250 --> 03:15:24,050
+但与粗旷毫无瓜葛
+
+3807
+03:15:24,216 --> 03:15:26,583
+都说宽阔的壁炉不错啊
+
+3808
+03:15:26,583 --> 03:15:29,099
+Daco的风格遍及这里每个角落
+
+3809
+03:15:29,250 --> 03:15:30,216
+中国套房
+
+3810
+03:15:30,250 --> 03:15:32,733
+半月形门廊曲处通幽
+
+3811
+03:15:32,933 --> 03:15:34,783
+玉龙猩红的设计
+
+3812
+03:15:34,850 --> 03:15:36,733
+珠漆遍体的家具
+
+3813
+03:15:36,850 --> 03:15:40,250
+整体规格都极尽公益套房有点多
+
+3814
+03:15:40,250 --> 03:15:43,216
+咱们今天啊就点到为止
+
+3815
+03:15:46,250 --> 03:15:47,050
+嘘
+
+3816
+03:15:47,183 --> 03:15:48,016
+这什么时候
+
+3817
+03:15:48,300 --> 03:15:49,850
+都说北有摇滚老啊
+
+3818
+03:15:49,850 --> 03:15:50,250
+对对对
+
+3819
+03:15:50,250 --> 03:15:52,733
+之前我我在做那个什么爵士爵士爵士
+
+3820
+03:15:52,733 --> 03:15:53,533
+听过
+
+3821
+03:15:54,050 --> 03:15:55,983
+咱们一起进去简单品品
+
+3822
+03:15:57,333 --> 03:15:58,933
+我看一下是不是我之前去的
+
+3823
+03:15:58,933 --> 03:16:00,216
+去的那那场
+
+3824
+03:16:00,416 --> 03:16:02,183
+那个哎就他们就他们就他们
+
+3825
+03:16:02,183 --> 03:16:03,733
+我之前看的也是他们的表演
+
+3826
+03:16:05,783 --> 03:16:09,299
+爵士乐讲究的不是6415的和弦套路
+
+3827
+03:16:09,300 --> 03:16:11,700
+而是律动轻舞的摇摆风度
+
+3828
+03:16:11,933 --> 03:16:14,249
+不用揣摩深奥的和声
+
+3829
+03:16:14,450 --> 03:16:16,183
+只需字意随行
+
+3830
+03:16:16,250 --> 03:16:17,533
+澄井共情
+
+3831
+03:16:17,583 --> 03:16:20,783
+这藏着上海滩最复古的浪漫
+
+3832
+03:16:20,783 --> 03:16:22,383
+也有属于那个年代
+
+3833
+03:16:22,383 --> 03:16:23,499
+大家是不是在这打工
+
+3834
+03:16:23,983 --> 03:16:25,249
+时光回溯
+
+3835
+03:16:25,300 --> 03:16:27,983
+脑补出大爷们年轻时候的范
+
+3836
+03:16:28,100 --> 03:16:29,583
+再回到当下
+
+3837
+03:16:29,850 --> 03:16:31,533
+眼前的他们也
+
+3838
+03:16:31,816 --> 03:16:33,099
+香调十足
+
+3839
+03:16:33,183 --> 03:16:34,049
+实力在线
+
+3840
+03:16:34,983 --> 03:16:37,249
+80多岁能把乐器吹出响
+
+3841
+03:16:37,533 --> 03:16:39,583
+100岁还能跑一个犬马
+
+3842
+03:16:39,700 --> 03:16:41,450
+这又是人生赢家
+
+3843
+03:16:41,616 --> 03:16:45,533
+什么豪宅不豪宅的不重要了啊来挺着
+
+3844
+03:16:48,650 --> 03:16:49,450
+房看完了
+
+3845
+03:16:49,450 --> 03:16:52,016
+上世纪30年代的商业首富是谁
+
+3846
+03:16:52,016 --> 03:16:53,016
+未必有人知道
+
+3847
+03:16:53,216 --> 03:16:55,816
+但他在外滩造的这个和平饭店
+
+3848
+03:16:55,816 --> 03:16:57,383
+却广为人们所知
+
+3849
+03:16:57,383 --> 03:16:58,183
+为什么呢
+
+3850
+03:16:58,216 --> 03:17:02,016
+因为当你的想法变成一个地标建筑
+
+3851
+03:17:02,016 --> 03:17:05,016
+一个商业模式或者是一本书一条视频
+
+3852
+03:17:05,016 --> 03:17:06,049
+到那个时候啊
+
+3853
+03:17:06,100 --> 03:17:08,216
+他就已经不完全属于你自己了
+
+3854
+03:17:08,416 --> 03:17:11,299
+而是会被触及到的人们使用运
+
+3855
+03:17:11,300 --> 03:17:12,783
+用阅读或者是评判
+
+3856
+03:17:12,983 --> 03:17:15,499
+得到多少或留下多少
+
+3857
+03:17:15,500 --> 03:17:17,700
+有多大程度是守恒的呢
+
+3858
+03:17:17,783 --> 03:17:19,016
+没有标准答案
+
+3859
+03:17:19,016 --> 03:17:20,049
+当我们能
+
+3860
+03:17:20,050 --> 03:17:23,300
+看到发生在这里面的点点滴滴的故事
+
+3861
+03:17:23,533 --> 03:17:24,933
+除了风花雪月
+
+3862
+03:17:24,933 --> 03:17:25,933
+名人易事
+
+3863
+03:17:25,983 --> 03:17:29,449
+离我们更近的还有那些曾经的少年
+
+3864
+03:17:29,450 --> 03:17:30,583
+看哪个啊
+
+3865
+03:17:35,250 --> 03:17:37,383
+咱们如今也成了老可了
+
+3866
+03:17:37,533 --> 03:17:40,849
+衣着无花红领结皮鞋锃亮白西装
+
+3867
+03:17:41,933 --> 03:17:44,533
+妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈
+
+3868
+03:17:46,850 --> 03:17:58,500
+AAAAAAAAA
+
+3869
+03:18:04,333 --> 03:18:06,049
+把那往事的事
+
+3870
+03:18:06,583 --> 03:18:08,333
+压抑进你心扉
+
+3871
+03:18:14,533 --> 03:18:15,299
+晚上好啊
+
+3872
+03:18:15,300 --> 03:18:16,100
+晚上好
+
+3873
+03:18:18,533 --> 03:18:20,133
+要不然不看吧下播了
+
+3874
+03:18:20,733 --> 03:18:22,816
+to go more no die or go
+
+3875
+03:18:27,333 --> 03:18:31,733
+knew the eva and dance oh makima zula
+
+3876
+03:18:36,383 --> 03:18:39,216
+ni to mango who you got keep there
+
+3877
+03:18:39,783 --> 03:18:43,499
+i'm not empty enough i'm not downno go
+
+3878
+03:18:45,700 --> 03:18:51,850
+go home
+
+3879
+03:18:56,183 --> 03:18:57,733
+stay with me
+
+3880
+03:18:58,850 --> 03:19:01,983
+may you're the kind of the wolf and the key
+
+3881
+03:19:03,300 --> 03:19:04,733
+cocoonya
+
+3882
+03:19:04,733 --> 03:19:15,216
+magadiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
+
+3883
+03:19:15,783 --> 03:19:17,699
+这么早下班怎么买的起烤串
+
+3884
+03:19:17,850 --> 03:19:20,983
+不这么早下班也买不起啊
+
+3885
+03:19:25,500 --> 03:19:27,100
+那再看一个成都的吧
+
+3886
+03:19:31,733 --> 03:19:34,099
+了解了解咱们那个什么
+
+3887
+03:19:34,450 --> 03:19:36,933
+一天到晚那个什么呃
+
+3888
+03:19:40,333 --> 03:19:44,383
+说咱们重庆跟成都什么比来比去的
+
+3889
+03:19:44,383 --> 03:19:45,983
+让我看看他们的实力啊
+
+3890
+03:20:16,100 --> 03:20:17,250
+2,700万
+
+3891
+03:20:17,250 --> 03:20:20,016
+嗯大家好我是看得起豪宅大叔
+
+3892
+03:20:20,183 --> 03:20:21,383
+以为我在欧洲吗
+
+3893
+03:20:21,383 --> 03:20:24,933
+啊不是我在成都天府新区
+
+3894
+03:20:24,933 --> 03:20:26,733
+猜猜为什么来这
+
+3895
+03:20:29,533 --> 03:20:30,583
+拍完成都
+
+3896
+03:20:30,616 --> 03:20:32,899
+很多小伙伴让我再来一趟
+
+3897
+03:20:32,933 --> 03:20:35,216
+于是我在留言里发现啊
+
+3898
+03:20:35,216 --> 03:20:37,533
+蔚蓝卡地亚的呼声有点高
+
+3899
+03:20:37,533 --> 03:20:40,183
+那行今儿咱们就看看他的花园城
+
+3900
+03:20:40,300 --> 03:20:42,183
+面积330平方
+
+3901
+03:20:42,183 --> 03:20:43,933
+三房两厅三卫
+
+3902
+03:20:43,933 --> 03:20:45,983
+总价只要2,700万
+
+3903
+03:20:46,216 --> 03:20:47,416
+西泳馆走起
+
+3904
+03:20:48,416 --> 03:20:50,133
+要2,700万呢
+
+3905
+03:21:13,850 --> 03:21:14,650
+excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket
+
+3906
+03:21:14,700 --> 03:21:16,933
+OK跑完了咱们正面开始
+
+3907
+03:21:17,416 --> 03:21:18,983
+绕过迎宾喷泉
+
+3908
+03:21:19,050 --> 03:21:21,900
+后面是居中的无边镜面水池
+
+3909
+03:21:21,983 --> 03:21:24,049
+助力两侧的热带丝葵
+
+3910
+03:21:24,050 --> 03:21:26,533
+夹道欢迎的归家氛围
+
+3911
+03:21:26,650 --> 03:21:28,133
+踏上三级台阶
+
+3912
+03:21:28,183 --> 03:21:30,699
+是8米挑高的酒店大堂什么
+
+3913
+03:21:30,700 --> 03:21:32,450
+这是小区入口啊
+
+3914
+03:21:32,450 --> 03:21:33,533
+天圆地方
+
+3915
+03:21:33,850 --> 03:21:36,583
+出发会客区分裂两旁
+
+3916
+03:21:36,850 --> 03:21:37,733
+来杯咖啡
+
+3917
+03:21:37,733 --> 03:21:39,699
+旁边就是健身房
+
+3918
+03:21:39,700 --> 03:21:42,533
+手机随便拍几个大家觉得香不香
+
+3919
+03:21:42,533 --> 03:21:43,583
+我觉得好不像
+
+3920
+03:21:43,583 --> 03:21:45,649
+那个好不像小区入口啊
+
+3921
+03:21:45,650 --> 03:21:46,450
+还没亮相
+
+3922
+03:21:46,733 --> 03:21:48,983
+今的房子有点不太一样
+
+3923
+03:21:48,983 --> 03:21:52,049
+往里走介绍一个知识点听不
+
+3924
+03:21:52,050 --> 03:21:53,933
+这种古老的渡水设施
+
+3925
+03:21:53,933 --> 03:21:56,899
+在造型上讲究简洁含蓄
+
+3926
+03:21:56,933 --> 03:21:59,533
+在功能上体现天人合一
+
+3927
+03:21:59,583 --> 03:22:01,049
+苏州环秀山庄
+
+3928
+03:22:01,100 --> 03:22:03,533
+南京毡园里边啊都能看到
+
+3929
+03:22:03,733 --> 03:22:06,449
+唯一需要注意的是这的设计啊
+
+3930
+03:22:06,450 --> 03:22:08,050
+尺度一定要合理
+
+3931
+03:22:08,050 --> 03:22:11,616
+不然容易一步太娘两步可当
+
+3932
+03:22:11,616 --> 03:22:13,299
+下面房子就到了
+
+3933
+03:22:14,300 --> 03:22:14,900
+子母门
+
+3934
+03:22:14,900 --> 03:22:18,250
+推开玄关是个古铜色金属浮雕
+
+3935
+03:22:18,383 --> 03:22:20,449
+沿着人字拼梯板向里
+
+3936
+03:22:20,650 --> 03:22:23,500
+是17米面宽的客餐厅
+
+3937
+03:22:24,050 --> 03:22:24,816
+落地窗
+
+3938
+03:22:24,816 --> 03:22:28,499
+照进来的光和冷峻大理石反射的影
+
+3939
+03:22:28,500 --> 03:22:30,050
+做到了友好的监控
+
+3940
+03:22:30,250 --> 03:22:32,900
+不仅不用了4米二层高的尺度
+
+3941
+03:22:32,933 --> 03:22:35,849
+还能让意大利抹tiny c的设计风格
+
+3942
+03:22:35,850 --> 03:22:36,783
+和谐过度
+
+3943
+03:22:37,050 --> 03:22:40,700
+在这和伊丽���白鼠聊聊今年的鬼畜
+
+3944
+03:22:40,700 --> 03:22:43,733
+再刷刷英雄联盟最骚的骚猪
+
+3945
+03:22:44,216 --> 03:22:47,099
+要是觉得平安头的影响还不够劲
+
+3946
+03:22:47,100 --> 03:22:49,250
+那就把狼狼请来用
+
+3947
+03:22:51,250 --> 03:22:52,650
+要是家里耍不开
+
+3948
+03:22:52,900 --> 03:22:54,333
+等一下他为什么没进去呢
+
+3949
+03:22:54,333 --> 03:22:54,816
+就在
+
+3950
+03:22:54,816 --> 03:22:59,016
+中厨做两个一体都是妥妥的拉满
+
+3951
+03:22:59,016 --> 03:23:01,849
+要是家里耍不开旁边还有
+
+3952
+03:23:02,733 --> 03:23:05,649
+绕过来对面是8人位的餐桌
+
+3953
+03:23:05,650 --> 03:23:07,250
+位置不多现在在哪啊
+
+3954
+03:23:07,450 --> 03:23:10,616
+讲究得是会所的私厨上门
+
+3955
+03:23:11,100 --> 03:23:11,900
+我不会弹
+
+3956
+03:23:11,933 --> 03:23:12,699
+琴啊
+
+3957
+03:23:12,700 --> 03:23:13,533
+弹成碟
+
+3958
+03:23:14,050 --> 03:23:17,783
+满满的仪式感让逼哥妥妥的拉满
+
+3959
+03:23:17,816 --> 03:23:19,249
+要是家里耍不开
+
+3960
+03:23:19,250 --> 03:23:20,016
+旁边
+
+3961
+03:23:20,016 --> 03:23:23,616
+还有两个五星酒店安大士和凯悦
+
+3962
+03:23:24,416 --> 03:23:25,649
+吃完了咱们
+
+3963
+03:23:25,783 --> 03:23:25,933
+啊
+
+3964
+03:23:25,933 --> 03:23:28,099
+我这这这个烧烤都没吃饱
+
+3965
+03:23:28,783 --> 03:23:32,733
+工收交错那这就是小耳精的社交厨房
+
+3966
+03:23:32,733 --> 03:23:35,583
+毕竟一人乐啊不如众乐乐
+
+3967
+03:23:35,850 --> 03:23:40,133
+在这一起备3杯菜可以短暂忘掉工作
+
+3968
+03:23:40,650 --> 03:23:41,500
+只谈娱乐
+
+3969
+03:23:41,700 --> 03:23:42,900
+算了不点不可能
+
+3970
+03:23:42,900 --> 03:23:44,583
+要是国内的生意伙伴
+
+3971
+03:23:44,583 --> 03:23:47,783
+就在中厨做两道当地的特色菜
+
+3972
+03:23:47,983 --> 03:23:49,816
+要是国外的合伙人呢
+
+3973
+03:23:50,016 --> 03:23:51,983
+就我就点了两个菜好不好
+
+3974
+03:23:51,983 --> 03:23:52,783
+牛排
+
+3975
+03:23:53,016 --> 03:23:55,933
+反正啊米其林的餐厅的厨师啊
+
+3976
+03:23:55,933 --> 03:23:57,583
+随时死单拜
+
+3977
+03:23:57,933 --> 03:23:59,333
+厨电橱柜一体
+
+3978
+03:23:59,583 --> 03:24:03,383
+都是隐藏式的品牌不是美诺就是SMAG
+
+3979
+03:24:03,450 --> 03:24:04,850
+其实做饭这事啊
+
+3980
+03:24:04,933 --> 03:24:07,783
+拼的不是这些十八般的兵器
+
+3981
+03:24:07,783 --> 03:24:10,733
+而是日积月累练就的手艺
+
+3982
+03:24:11,016 --> 03:24:11,649
+算了
+
+3983
+03:24:11,650 --> 03:24:13,450
+小岁还是不吃了吧
+
+3984
+03:24:13,450 --> 03:24:15,333
+大家一天到晚说
+
+3985
+03:24:16,450 --> 03:24:18,783
+肥肥肥肥的
+
+3986
+03:24:19,500 --> 03:24:20,450
+没心情
+
+3987
+03:24:20,583 --> 03:24:22,733
+吃了算了吧
+
+3988
+03:24:22,933 --> 03:24:24,899
+我还是饿着睡觉
+
+3989
+03:24:25,816 --> 03:24:26,816
+比较好
+
+3990
+03:24:27,616 --> 03:24:28,816
+思维发发散
+
+3991
+03:24:28,816 --> 03:24:30,533
+咱们继续向前
+
+3992
+03:24:31,650 --> 03:24:33,100
+一门打开
+
+3993
+03:24:35,650 --> 03:24:37,733
+是10多平方的卫生间
+
+3994
+03:24:37,900 --> 03:24:39,583
+大家是不是觉得有点浪费
+
+3995
+03:24:39,583 --> 03:24:40,983
+其实也不会
+
+3996
+03:24:40,983 --> 03:24:43,849
+杜拉维特的浴缸和双人洗漱台
+
+3997
+03:24:43,850 --> 03:24:45,133
+排面基本都
+
+3998
+03:24:46,183 --> 03:24:46,983
+还是
+
+3999
+03:24:46,983 --> 03:24:47,783
+算了
+
+4000
+03:24:48,700 --> 03:24:49,983
+饿就饿着吧
+
+4001
+03:24:49,983 --> 03:24:50,849
+说的很对
+
+4002
+03:24:50,983 --> 03:24:52,699
+因为这有24小
+
+4003
+03:24:53,616 --> 03:24:53,699
+时
+
+4004
+03:24:53,700 --> 03:24:55,216
+都觉得这样
+
+4005
+03:24:55,216 --> 03:24:57,416
+你自己想睡胖胖的
+
+4006
+03:24:57,850 --> 03:24:58,533
+那还
+
+4007
+03:24:58,533 --> 03:25:00,249
+是建议考试
+
+4008
+03:25:00,383 --> 03:25:01,099
+了吧
+
+4009
+03:25:01,100 --> 03:25:03,216
+1.98亿那戏接着来
+
+4010
+03:25:03,216 --> 03:25:04,099
+没关系
+
+4011
+03:25:04,100 --> 03:25:05,100
+这边看完了
+
+4012
+03:25:05,133 --> 03:25:06,049
+穿过初三
+
+4013
+03:25:06,050 --> 03:25:07,816
+我饿一点也无所谓
+
+4014
+03:25:09,650 --> 03:25:11,900
+大健身更加的私密
+
+4015
+03:25:11,900 --> 03:25:14,816
+简约的搭配适合独处自己
+
+4016
+03:25:14,816 --> 03:25:16,983
+发挥一下大家的想象力
+
+4017
+03:25:17,816 --> 03:25:18,699
+你的COS
+
+4018
+03:25:19,583 --> 03:25:22,899
+这些潮玩收藏品单独陈列在这
+
+4019
+03:25:23,016 --> 03:25:24,583
+是不是相当错误
+
+4020
+03:25:24,816 --> 03:25:26,849
+如果有豪宅的书房里
+
+4021
+03:25:26,850 --> 03:25:28,900
+摆放的都是潮流手办
+
+4022
+03:25:29,133 --> 03:25:30,216
+大家感兴趣吗
+
+4023
+03:25:30,216 --> 03:25:31,783
+感兴趣的给我留言
+
+4024
+03:25:31,900 --> 03:25:33,900
+接下来是过道的墙布
+
+4025
+03:25:34,016 --> 03:25:35,499
+触感很细腻
+
+4026
+03:25:35,583 --> 03:25:36,983
+斜对面的卫生间
+
+4027
+03:25:36,983 --> 03:25:38,299
+长虹玻璃门
+
+4028
+03:25:38,416 --> 03:25:39,983
+视线很主体
+
+4029
+03:25:40,100 --> 03:25:43,533
+汉斯戈雅的龙头花洒也没啥可挑剔
+
+4030
+03:25:43,783 --> 03:25:46,616
+卫生间出来还有一个房间
+
+4031
+03:25:46,700 --> 03:25:49,250
+大理石材质的blows钓鱼灯
+
+4032
+03:25:49,250 --> 03:25:51,816
+我在BNB那期啊有说过
+
+4033
+03:25:51,933 --> 03:25:53,783
+下边有个私人圆桌
+
+4034
+03:25:53,783 --> 03:25:55,616
+约上几位好大哥
+
+4035
+03:25:55,700 --> 03:25:59,733
+筹划一下本月的爱说年底的干货视频
+
+4036
+03:25:59,733 --> 03:26:01,016
+那咱们得来一波
+
+4037
+03:26:01,416 --> 03:26:03,699
+扯远了房子看完了
+
+4038
+03:26:03,900 --> 03:26:06,133
+看一眼进度条没
+
+4039
+03:26:06,300 --> 03:26:09,450
+咱们还得搂一眼周围有什么嗨皮的地
+
+4040
+03:26:13,783 --> 03:26:15,449
+我已经吃了呀
+
+4041
+03:26:17,533 --> 03:26:19,783
+是没有点很多没吃饱
+
+4042
+03:26:26,733 --> 03:26:27,449
+全靠完了
+
+4043
+03:26:27,450 --> 03:26:29,183
+party啊也开完了
+
+4044
+03:26:29,450 --> 03:26:32,700
+回想咱们之前看的房子都离不开客厅
+
+4045
+03:26:32,700 --> 03:26:34,783
+餐厅卧室这老三样
+
+4046
+03:26:34,783 --> 03:26:36,016
+算了吧大家
+
+4047
+03:26:36,050 --> 03:26:37,216
+满足住这个需求
+
+4048
+03:26:37,216 --> 03:26:39,983
+已经那个什么就就全是那个什么
+
+4049
+03:26:40,383 --> 03:26:42,333
+他能看的都瞧耍不干
+
+4050
+03:26:42,383 --> 03:26:43,183
+了
+
+4051
+03:26:43,450 --> 03:26:44,250
+哎
+
+4052
+03:26:44,533 --> 03:26:47,049
+这个家里已经有有有
+
+4053
+03:26:47,050 --> 03:26:50,050
+有一个很能吃的人了啊
+
+4054
+03:26:50,050 --> 03:26:51,733
+我还是饿饿吧
+
+4055
+03:26:52,183 --> 03:26:53,783
+为了这个家
+
+4056
+03:26:54,583 --> 03:26:56,649
+大家吃这么多
+
+4057
+03:26:57,300 --> 03:26:59,100
+小费就少吃点
+
+4058
+03:26:59,250 --> 03:27:01,383
+让大家多吃吃吧
+
+4059
+03:27:02,133 --> 03:27:04,699
+要不然这个家庭该如何
+
+4060
+03:27:05,450 --> 03:27:06,250
+如何如何
+
+4061
+03:27:09,983 --> 03:27:12,049
+i'm no kisses to guy
+
+4062
+03:27:12,383 --> 03:27:14,216
+he's my man on my head
+
+4063
+03:27:14,383 --> 03:27:23,616
+stay with me jigo
+
+4064
+03:27:23,783 --> 03:27:24,583
+sangring la la la
+
+4065
+03:27:27,850 --> 03:27:29,816
+for the Russian is you
+
+4066
+03:27:30,050 --> 03:27:31,383
+i'm not coming back
+
+4067
+03:27:32,050 --> 03:27:37,416
+stay with me my owner kind of wild and free
+
+4068
+03:27:40,383 --> 03:27:43,416
+大家吃的开心就好
+
+4069
+03:27:43,700 --> 03:27:45,816
+多吃点吧
+
+4070
+03:27:46,333 --> 03:27:47,849
+没关系的
+
+4071
+03:27:48,133 --> 03:27:49,733
+不用管我
+
+4072
+03:28:01,050 --> 03:28:06,583
+那么今天的直播就到此结束了吧
+
+4073
+03:28:07,650 --> 03:28:08,933
+再不结束
+
+4074
+03:28:09,900 --> 03:28:11,050
+我怕
+
+4075
+03:28:13,500 --> 03:28:16,416
+太饿了情绪会变得很烦躁
+
+4076
+03:28:16,583 --> 03:28:20,733
+到时候就控制不好自己的情绪了
+
+4077
+03:28:22,183 --> 03:28:24,383
+那么今天呢
+
+4078
+03:28:30,250 --> 03:28:31,133
+拜拜
+
+4079
+03:28:33,016 --> 03:28:34,783
+再见了
+
+4080
+03:28:35,016 --> 03:28:35,816
+so many
+
+4081
+03:28:38,783 --> 03:28:45,333
+days
+
+4082
+03:28:58,100 --> 03:28:58,983
+晚安
+
+4083
+03:28:59,783 --> 03:29:00,583
+大家
+
+4084
+03:29:07,583 --> 03:29:08,383
+爸爸
+
+4085
+03:29:12,816 --> 03:29:13,649
+o
+
+4086
+03:29:17,900 --> 03:29:18,700
+Le
+
+4087
+03:29:25,533 --> 03:29:26,333
+o
+
+4088
+03:29:30,500 --> 03:29:31,300
+y
+
+4089
+03:29:33,250 --> 03:29:34,016
+爸爸妈妈
+
+4090
+03:29:34,016 --> 03:29:35,016
+晚安晚安
+
+4091
+03:29:36,583 --> 03:29:39,616
+没想到吧我是要下播了没想到吧
+
+4092
+03:29:39,733 --> 03:29:40,933
+我也没想到的
+
+4093
+03:29:45,050 --> 03:29:46,783
+也挺久了3个半小时呢
+
+4094
+03:30:08,783 --> 03:30:09,783
+哇哇
+
+4095
+03:30:14,816 --> 03:30:18,216
+直接结束退游吧那就异地也不用放了
+
+4096
+03:30:18,250 --> 03:30:20,133
+异地还是那个今天没找
+
+4097
+03:30:26,016 --> 03:30:26,816
+哼
+
+4098
+03:30:29,183 --> 03:30:31,649
+拜拜拜拜么么
+
+4099
+03:30:33,416 --> 03:30:34,216
+啊
+
+4100
+03:30:34,816 --> 03:30:36,016
+掉一地吗
+
+4101
+03:30:38,616 --> 03:30:40,616
+那好吧拜拜
+
+4102
+03:30:41,383 --> 03:30:42,183
+晚安
+
+4103
+03:30:42,416 --> 03:30:44,216
+明天播那个吧
+
+4104
+03:30:44,583 --> 03:30:47,049
+明天播那个爱迪芬奇的秘密
+
+4105
+03:30:48,050 --> 03:30:48,850
+啊哈
+
+4106
+03:30:51,383 --> 03:30:52,183
+拜拜
+
+4107
+03:31:04,616 --> 03:31:05,383
+晚安晚安
+
+4108
+03:31:05,383 --> 03:31:06,933
+拜拜拜拜明天见
+
+4109
+03:31:27,650 --> 03:31:29,450
+1点钟的广场
+
+4110
+03:31:29,700 --> 03:31:32,416
+还有人在回想昨天
+
+4111
+03:31:33,333 --> 03:31:36,183
+这是它的第几次失眠
+
+4112
+03:31:36,416 --> 03:31:38,416
+一束光的形状
+
+4113
+03:31:38,616 --> 03:31:41,183
+万物就是如此模样
+
+4114
+03:31:42,250 --> 03:31:43,450
+呜
+
+4115
+03:31:45,250 --> 03:31:47,300
+我想你也在纠结
+
+4116
+03:31:47,783 --> 03:31:50,249
+不想重复着每一天
+
+4117
+03:31:53,933 --> 03:31:56,183
+准备好跟我出发
+
+4118
+03:31:56,183 --> 03:31:58,649
+一定不会让你失望
+
+4119
+03:32:02,216 --> 03:32:06,049
+我带你穿越城市的森林
+
+4120
+03:32:06,416 --> 03:32:09,333
+带你一起在火山上跳舞
+
+4121
+03:32:10,783 --> 03:32:12,933
+直到看见日落
+
+4122
+03:32:13,616 --> 03:32:18,099
+踏着云朵飞向银河呜
+
+4123
+03:32:20,133 --> 03:32:24,049
+我带你潜入海底最深处
+
+4124
+03:32:24,216 --> 03:32:27,416
+带你一起在珊瑚中散步
+
+4125
+03:32:28,650 --> 03:32:30,616
+直到看见经过
+
+4126
+03:32:31,383 --> 03:32:34,649
+踩着漩涡奔向沙漠
+
+4127
+03:32:36,100 --> 03:32:38,383
+送给你一片绿洲
+
+4128
+03:32:56,500 --> 03:32:58,500
+火山下起了大雪
+
+4129
+03:32:58,583 --> 03:33:01,416
+海龟一起游向天边
+
+4130
+03:33:01,933 --> 03:33:04,849
+彩虹搭起了一座桥链
+
+4131
+03:33:05,300 --> 03:33:07,216
+麋鹿和狮子共舞
+
+4132
+03:33:07,500 --> 03:33:10,016
+漫天花朵追逐蝴蝶
+
+4133
+03:33:11,250 --> 03:33:12,050
+唔
+
+4134
+03:33:14,100 --> 03:33:16,250
+没有最好的冒险
+
+4135
+03:33:16,416 --> 03:33:18,383
+只有充满未知的情节
+
+4136
+03:33:23,100 --> 03:33:25,050
+那些遗憾的所有
+
+4137
+03:33:25,050 --> 03:33:27,583
+到最否都会遇见
+
+4138
+03:33:28,733 --> 03:33:29,533
+唔
+
+4139
+03:33:31,183 --> 03:33:35,049
+我带你穿越城市的森林
+
+4140
+03:33:35,300 --> 03:33:38,333
+带你一起在火山上跳舞
+
+4141
+03:33:39,816 --> 03:33:41,699
+直到看见日落
+
+4142
+03:33:42,500 --> 03:33:46,900
+搭着云朵飞向银河唔
+
+4143
+03:33:48,900 --> 03:33:52,933
+我带你潜入海底最深处
+
+4144
+03:33:53,100 --> 03:33:56,333
+带你一起在珊瑚中散步
+
+4145
+03:33:57,500 --> 03:33:59,450
+直到看见晴朗
+
+4146
+03:34:00,300 --> 03:34:03,650
+才知我奔向沙漠
+
+4147
+03:34:04,983 --> 03:34:07,333
+送给你一片绿洲
+
+4148
+03:34:34,216 --> 03:34:38,649
+那些遗憾的所有最后都会遇见
+
+4149
+03:34:39,933 --> 03:34:40,733
+呜
+
+4150
+03:34:42,216 --> 03:34:46,133
+我带你穿越城市的森林
+
+4151
+03:34:46,450 --> 03:34:49,500
+带你一起在火山上跳舞
+
+4152
+03:34:50,850 --> 03:34:52,933
+直到看着日落
+
+4153
+03:34:53,616 --> 03:34:57,533
+踏着云朵飞向银河呜
+
+4154
+03:35:00,016 --> 03:35:04,049
+我带你潜入海底最深处
+
+4155
+03:35:04,216 --> 03:35:07,499
+带你一起在江湖中散步
+
+4156
+03:35:08,616 --> 03:35:10,416
+直到看见晴朗
+
+4157
+03:35:11,500 --> 03:35:14,616
+踩着漩涡奔向沙漠
+
+4158
+03:35:16,100 --> 03:35:18,383
+送给你一片绿洲
+