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+mhmmm
+
+2
+00:00:02,966 --> 00:00:05,283
+keep me nemotual
+
+3
+00:00:05,850 --> 00:00:09,050
+oh she can say it could do
+
+4
+00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:11,050
+was who thought it would
+
+5
+00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:16,966
+i matter that oh matter now it takes a few
+
+6
+00:00:17,683 --> 00:00:20,483
+but can't ignore the whole
+
+7
+00:00:20,483 --> 00:00:22,199
+don't keep me near
+
+8
+00:00:23,883 --> 00:00:27,883
+would you come take it in me
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+9
+00:00:27,883 --> 00:00:30,999
+i don't i know he don'tyou can't let the guy do
+
+10
+00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:39,366
+Yo say no Neva for Koza Yo Akoni Waka Gaga Tukimato odloku
+
+11
+00:00:39,366 --> 00:00:40,799
+Nodo Wagus in my room
+
+12
+00:00:41,283 --> 00:00:44,849
+cut to the yellow we want no keys to that do uh
+
+13
+00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:54,483
+CocoGalaza Kewapaybaigo
+
+14
+00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:04,766
+Ka Kaarda
+
+15
+00:01:08,766 --> 00:01:12,483
+you're so gone you're into your heart baby baby you you you
+
+16
+00:01:12,733 --> 00:01:17,849
+oh she didn't say it could've been so deep blue
+
+17
+00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:23,850
+ah you decided to go if they got to
+
+18
+00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:32,000
+why can't you need a girl to keep me near hold you
+
+19
+00:01:33,933 --> 00:01:38,133
+drop out my guns and all my crew he got took a thought to me
+
+20
+00:01:38,133 --> 00:01:38,933
+La La La La La La La La
+
+21
+00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:41,133
+La La La La La La
+
+22
+00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:46,650
+go ahead that's so wrong i ya tu i do i do ooh social nay
+
+23
+00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:51,166
+cotonado he do too demo
+
+24
+00:01:51,450 --> 00:01:58,083
+Alaba so la de Ju o mm don't know what dash got ho
+
+25
+00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,400
+hmm don't know oh dj not new
+
+26
+00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,250
+多一点小心点哦baby baby
+
+27
+00:02:28,050 --> 00:02:30,050
+he made me mutual
+
+28
+00:02:30,966 --> 00:02:35,933
+oh she said he could do us who die for
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+29
+00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:41,400
+i lie instead i'm okay for they are
+
+30
+00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:47,333
+oh can't come take it easy to catch your name
+
+31
+00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:54,733
+silent blue everything i do makes her obvious that i'm into you
+
+32
+00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:56,283
+and it's only cuts
+
+33
+00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,083
+tookie siogie tattoo
+
+34
+00:02:58,250 --> 00:02:59,333
+only gut la Lu
+
+35
+00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:04,533
+u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u
+
+36
+00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,200
+第一次我偶一个跟路在一起
+
+37
+00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:13,650
+问你玩的是噶玩的是我暗藏无辜oh baby
+
+38
+00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:14,450
+baby
+
+39
+00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:28,250
+hello hello晚上好
+
+40
+00:03:29,683 --> 00:03:31,599
+啊哈喽哈喽大家晚上好
+
+41
+00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,366
+晚上好晚上好晚上好
+
+42
+00:03:45,733 --> 00:03:46,799
+那还在跳
+
+43
+00:03:48,366 --> 00:03:49,166
+开
+
+44
+00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:53,999
+晚上好啊大母鸡我开了
+
+45
+00:03:55,366 --> 00:03:58,883
+看看没有落过什么吧OK
+
+46
+00:03:59,483 --> 00:04:00,449
+没有没有
+
+47
+00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:03,366
+啊啊
+
+48
+00:04:03,566 --> 00:04:06,766
+我看看我没有没有谢谢好叔的情书啊
+
+49
+00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:09,883
+晚上好晚上好大家
+
+50
+00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,966
+今天终于吃上好吃的了我
+
+51
+00:04:13,883 --> 00:04:15,533
+今天晚上我们干嘛
+
+52
+00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:19,083
+给你一点小惊喜你猜
+
+53
+00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,166
+今天主播开播的很很及时吧
+
+54
+00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,883
+那个什么接水
+
+55
+00:04:27,566 --> 00:04:29,199
+啊OK
+
+56
+00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:31,799
+接水的时候太着急了
+
+57
+00:04:31,883 --> 00:04:35,483
+被烫到了幸好问题不大
+
+58
+00:04:45,283 --> 00:04:46,566
+我之前跟大家说
+
+59
+00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:49,883
+我觉得很好吃的那个什么豌豆酒米饭
+
+60
+00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,166
+和我的
+
+61
+00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,200
+好
+
+62
+00:05:10,566 --> 00:05:12,483
+有没有发现我有什么变化
+
+63
+00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:16,049
+我今天用的是
+
+64
+00:05:17,966 --> 00:05:21,399
+我今天用的是那个更更浅的那个腮红
+
+65
+00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,000
+更淡的那个腮红
+
+66
+00:05:24,766 --> 00:05:27,533
+粽子你知不知道我有多想吃粽子啊
+
+67
+00:05:27,533 --> 00:05:30,199
+我吃那个想吃粽子买不到
+
+68
+00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,600
+他不发货我真的好急呀
+
+69
+00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:36,933
+我太想吃了看出来了骗人我不相信啊
+
+70
+00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,733
+真的能看出来吗我不相信
+
+71
+00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,050
+什么万能的回答变可爱了
+
+72
+00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:44,683
+好吧原谅你了
+
+73
+00:05:45,283 --> 00:05:47,133
+也不失我一个完美回答
+
+74
+00:05:50,966 --> 00:05:53,049
+我先问一下我爸什么时候回来
+
+75
+00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:57,483
+要不然我怕他待会突然回回来
+
+76
+00:05:57,650 --> 00:06:00,283
+你几点回家
+
+77
+00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,883
+外面没有卖粽子的呀
+
+78
+00:06:07,883 --> 00:06:09,449
+没有人会那个什么
+
+79
+00:06:09,483 --> 00:06:12,083
+呃那个不是端午节卖的吧应该
+
+80
+00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:13,533
+不知道啊买不着
+
+81
+00:06:15,733 --> 00:06:17,566
+哈哈不是我没关门
+
+82
+00:06:17,566 --> 00:06:20,399
+我想让我的猫想出门玩就出门玩
+
+83
+00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,566
+想进我房间
+
+84
+00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,400
+就进我房间
+
+85
+00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:26,333
+哎我真的对他太好
+
+86
+00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,933
+我一直把他关在我房间我就会担心他
+
+87
+00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:29,599
+太无聊了
+
+88
+00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,800
+因为他他一直待在我房间他就
+
+89
+00:06:33,533 --> 00:06:34,683
+会一直睡觉
+
+90
+00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,283
+但是他一直待在外面我就觉得太冷了
+
+91
+00:06:37,283 --> 00:06:39,049
+别把他冷着了
+
+92
+00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,333
+而且他一个人在外面很无聊的
+
+93
+00:06:46,883 --> 00:06:48,283
+没人陪他玩
+
+94
+00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,999
+太善良了吧
+
+95
+00:06:50,766 --> 00:06:52,799
+怎么会有这么善良的人
+
+96
+00:06:53,566 --> 00:06:54,366
+啊
+
+97
+00:06:57,683 --> 00:07:00,733
+是不是超市真没卖的呀
+
+98
+00:07:00,733 --> 00:07:03,083
+我们家这边超市没有卖的
+
+99
+00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:05,566
+但是我把门我的房间门关上的话
+
+100
+00:07:05,566 --> 00:07:06,283
+他就进不来了
+
+101
+00:07:06,283 --> 00:07:07,649
+所以我就只能打开
+
+102
+00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:08,850
+打开我就一会
+
+103
+00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:10,933
+有点害怕我爸妈突然回来
+
+104
+00:07:14,566 --> 00:07:16,449
+感觉好像忘记了什么事情
+
+105
+00:07:17,966 --> 00:07:19,566
+哦我想起来了
+
+106
+00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:22,649
+好好好
+
+107
+00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:26,400
+那咱们是看等等我先看啊
+
+108
+00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:30,766
+咱们是先看
+
+109
+00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,766
+那个还是那个
+
+110
+00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:34,966
+你们说
+
+111
+00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:38,333
+今天是23号
+
+112
+00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:45,933
+哦
+
+113
+00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:50,933
+还有个谁来着
+
+114
+00:07:58,333 --> 00:07:59,449
+那个啊
+
+115
+00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,849
+哎谁
+
+116
+00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,566
+感觉他是那个什么
+
+117
+00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,566
+嗯OK
+
+118
+00:08:10,483 --> 00:08:14,766
+我们是看呃看个周星驰的电影还是看
+
+119
+00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:15,933
+恋踪啊
+
+120
+00:08:15,933 --> 00:08:18,283
+你们是不是会说周星驰的电影
+
+121
+00:08:18,283 --> 00:08:19,283
+也可以了
+
+122
+00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,850
+蹲起OK看个什么
+
+123
+00:08:40,283 --> 00:08:41,733
+会什么东西
+
+124
+00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:43,533
+哎
+
+125
+00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,366
+吓我一跳抱歉抱歉啊
+
+126
+00:08:46,683 --> 00:08:47,766
+喝点水先
+
+127
+00:08:55,366 --> 00:08:57,849
+哎呀我想想哎呀好纠结啊
+
+128
+00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,449
+我之前那个什么
+
+129
+00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:07,199
+呃大内密探007是吧OK OK
+
+130
+00:09:07,766 --> 00:09:09,449
+什么大内密探是什么
+
+131
+00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,800
+大内内密探不是007吧
+
+132
+00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:22,733
+对面他有事你别说话姐姐来了
+
+133
+00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,399
+打你啊
+
+134
+00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:32,683
+当主播没脾气是吧哼
+
+135
+00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,683
+all我00发哦
+
+136
+00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,333
+这个很好看吗OK OK
+
+137
+00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,083
+等等我想想哎我刚才要说什么哦
+
+138
+00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:49,966
+我之前那个什么大家为了瓶酒回买的
+
+139
+00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:50,883
+几瓶酒啊
+
+140
+00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:53,399
+剩下两瓶到现在都没喝啊
+
+141
+00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:55,449
+这两瓶到现在都没喝
+
+142
+00:09:55,450 --> 00:09:57,483
+放在冰箱里占位子那个什么
+
+143
+00:09:57,533 --> 00:10:00,083
+过年的各种什么就这个东西那个东西
+
+144
+00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,599
+冰箱都快塞爆了
+
+145
+00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,600
+还有那两瓶酒在那占位置真是的
+
+146
+00:10:08,883 --> 00:10:10,133
+但是喝了又不醉
+
+147
+00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:13,483
+没感觉没没意思真是的
+
+148
+00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,883
+没劲没劲
+
+149
+00:10:21,566 --> 00:10:23,533
+这么久他怎么喝怎
+
+150
+00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:25,533
+么喝他都喝不醉怎么回事
+
+151
+00:10:25,566 --> 00:10:28,399
+那我上次喝那么多都不醉啊
+
+152
+00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,133
+意识太其实你们还
+
+153
+00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,966
+你们不记得我当时在那被
+
+154
+00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,283
+那个那个那个乘除法吗
+
+155
+00:10:34,283 --> 00:10:35,566
+你们不记得吗
+
+156
+00:10:35,683 --> 00:10:36,483
+啊
+
+157
+00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,166
+你们忘了吗
+
+158
+00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,566
+我当时在那背
+
+159
+00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:43,283
+三三得9四四十六十四四四四
+
+160
+00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:46,483
+四四十六五五25六六36忘记了吗
+
+161
+00:10:46,483 --> 00:10:47,933
+我当时从头背到尾
+
+162
+00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,849
+嗯嗯对对对的对的
+
+163
+00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,566
+不能这么敷衍人好吧
+
+164
+00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:52,733
+忘记了吗
+
+165
+00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:54,199
+我没背错啊
+
+166
+00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,600
+说实话我上次是不是那个
+
+167
+00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,083
+而且我当时还站起来走了几步
+
+168
+00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,133
+你们忘了吗
+
+169
+00:11:07,766 --> 00:11:10,766
+你们说不能走直线我不是在走直
+
+170
+00:11:10,766 --> 00:11:13,333
+我不是在走直线吗
+
+171
+00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:24,766
+我上次背错了不可能
+
+172
+00:11:24,766 --> 00:11:26,733
+我顶多是口糊了一下
+
+173
+00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,450
+我顶多是口糊了一下
+
+174
+00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:31,450
+哎呀你们真忘了
+
+175
+00:11:31,683 --> 00:11:33,766
+你们真哎你们太让我失望
+
+176
+00:11:33,766 --> 00:11:36,733
+我站起来还蹦了几下你们哎
+
+177
+00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:37,933
+太过分了
+
+178
+00:11:37,933 --> 00:11:38,566
+这个直播间
+
+179
+00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:40,399
+只有我自己记得自己的事情
+
+180
+00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,933
+我当时站起来跳了几下你们忘记了吗
+
+181
+00:11:42,966 --> 00:11:44,883
+我还去客厅接了水
+
+182
+00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:48,199
+你们忘了吗当时有一个人代播我
+
+183
+00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,800
+我就把手机丢在那等你们聊
+
+184
+00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,050
+当时连麦有个人代播我的
+
+185
+00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:01,733
+再播我还去弄个客厅接了接了水
+
+186
+00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,966
+谁记得谁替我那个什么
+
+187
+00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:09,733
+球球
+
+188
+00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,650
+去厕所吐了
+
+189
+00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,533
+但是吐了也没脑子也是清醒的呀
+
+190
+00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,399
+忘记了吗
+
+191
+00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:26,650
+嗯
+
+192
+00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:30,849
+嗯忘记了吗
+
+193
+00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:34,249
+我觉得这个什么这是一种这就是没醉
+
+194
+00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:36,199
+这虽然吐了但是我的意识
+
+195
+00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,450
+意识是是意识是清醒的
+
+196
+00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:50,733
+嗯还狂播了五六个小时哼哼哼
+
+197
+00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,000
+哼
+
+198
+00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:53,766
+哼哼
+
+199
+00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,333
+只能说哎
+
+200
+00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,050
+对酒这个东西有点
+
+201
+00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,333
+哎没就没啥意思
+
+202
+00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:07,166
+没有挑战性你
+
+203
+00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:10,966
+为什么大家爱攀攀珠穆朗玛峰
+
+204
+00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:14,249
+问你为什么因为他有挑战性对不对
+
+205
+00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:19,283
+但是这种东西对我来说就啊就这
+
+206
+00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:22,799
+就这
+
+207
+00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:26,600
+就失去了兴趣大家应该也明白
+
+208
+00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:29,283
+没劲没劲怪没劲的
+
+209
+00:13:32,883 --> 00:13:33,683
+嗯
+
+210
+00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:42,966
+嗯我觉得什么叫最啊我觉得就是嗯
+
+211
+00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:49,000
+乱说话吧那个什么你说东他说西
+
+212
+00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:50,399
+懂吗
+
+213
+00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,800
+你说天他说地
+
+214
+00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,083
+懂吧懂不懂这种才叫喝醉啊
+
+215
+00:13:56,683 --> 00:13:59,566
+然后走路都走走不了直线的才是啊
+
+216
+00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:00,766
+我我这种
+
+217
+00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,533
+别人都是那个什么
+
+218
+00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:03,933
+你第一次喝酒
+
+219
+00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:06,649
+身体还没有那个接受这个东西
+
+220
+00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,800
+谢谢黑人送的s在外面跟朋友
+
+221
+00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:15,733
+啊
+
+222
+00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,999
+什么酒鬼啊
+
+223
+00:14:18,283 --> 00:14:19,249
+啊哈
+
+224
+00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,483
+我觉得那个什么
+
+225
+00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:25,933
+那个什么你的年终你的年年年终
+
+226
+00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:26,683
+总结啊
+
+227
+00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:29,999
+就是就是你的弹幕年终总结就是
+
+228
+00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,333
+呃在外面喝酒
+
+229
+00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,733
+哦对在外面喝酒啊在跟朋友喝酒
+
+230
+00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,083
+年终总结
+
+231
+00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:46,883
+嗯
+
+232
+00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,250
+不是上一秒不醉下一秒醉
+
+233
+00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:51,650
+反正我当时喝了很多我觉得
+
+234
+00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,799
+反正还是没有醉哎
+
+235
+00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,283
+不说了
+
+236
+00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:58,049
+反正主播心里就反正是我我觉得那啥
+
+237
+00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,249
+嗯就是什么
+
+238
+00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,333
+就是说没醉啊
+
+239
+00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,400
+下次再挑战一下吧再给他一个机会啊
+
+240
+00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:07,649
+既然大家对那个什么
+
+241
+00:15:07,650 --> 00:15:09,166
+喝酒可以这么感兴趣
+
+242
+00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,966
+下次再挑战一下吧
+
+243
+00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:14,733
+来什么特殊的日子值得庆祝的
+
+244
+00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:16,399
+咱们来小酌几杯
+
+245
+00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,366
+小酌几瓶好吧
+
+246
+00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:23,733
+几度的喝了几斤
+
+247
+00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:26,049
+喝几斤的话那就是那个什么了吧
+
+248
+00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,533
+酒店子了吧
+
+249
+00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,200
+几度的来着大家十几度
+
+250
+00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,483
+大胆的告诉他大家
+
+251
+00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:39,799
+当时画的什么来着
+
+252
+00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,966
+我现在就看看
+
+253
+00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:51,083
+不对我当时喝的是烧酒对
+
+254
+00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,450
+喝了一瓶啊好像是
+
+255
+00:15:56,683 --> 00:16:01,366
+好像没有好像没有2/3瓶好像对真路
+
+256
+00:16:10,966 --> 00:16:12,849
+被主播豪迈的那个
+
+257
+00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:15,683
+豪迈的那个什么这个气度
+
+258
+00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,283
+给震撼住了迷住了吧嗯
+
+259
+00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,650
+不要太迷恋我
+
+260
+00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,599
+看这个多少度啊
+
+261
+00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:26,133
+不是这个
+
+262
+00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,883
+中路多少度
+
+263
+00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:32,566
+13度啊不对不对
+
+264
+00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,566
+啊不知道不知道应该1315度之类的吧
+
+265
+00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,400
+有可能是17度
+
+266
+00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:47,800
+对我刚才喝了两个哼
+
+267
+00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:49,733
+不多说了
+
+268
+00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,333
+懂得自然懂
+
+269
+00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,766
+咱们来小看一下这个
+
+270
+00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,683
+这个
+
+271
+00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,483
+这个什么东西呢
+
+272
+00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:09,049
+没错咱们小看一下这个这个这个啥
+
+273
+00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:12,399
+这叫啥
+
+274
+00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:14,800
+banana
+
+275
+00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,133
+变懵了
+
+276
+00:17:23,483 --> 00:17:25,566
+大内密探零零发
+
+277
+00:17:34,883 --> 00:17:35,683
+哎等等
+
+278
+00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,400
+好不好好不好
+
+279
+00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:46,883
+快说好好好
+
+280
+00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:49,933
+我在想我们
+
+281
+00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:52,766
+要不然还是去我们那个场景
+
+282
+00:17:56,566 --> 00:17:57,366
+嗯
+
+283
+00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:05,933
+嗨
+
+284
+00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,133
+OK
+
+285
+00:18:13,883 --> 00:18:14,799
+好好好
+
+286
+00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:17,283
+等等啊
+
+287
+00:18:18,483 --> 00:18:20,133
+我桌子收一收
+
+288
+00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,600
+难看
+
+289
+00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,050
+开始
+
+290
+00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,133
+月圆之夜
+
+291
+00:18:46,283 --> 00:18:48,449
+紫禁之巅
+
+292
+00:18:48,566 --> 00:18:50,683
+一剑西蓝
+
+293
+00:18:50,883 --> 00:18:53,649
+天外飞仙
+
+294
+00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:01,166
+哇怎么这么模糊啊
+
+295
+00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:03,683
+晚上好啊
+
+296
+00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:07,283
+哇塞本来就这么模糊的吗
+
+297
+00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,133
+今日有幸见到当代2大剑客决斗
+
+298
+00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:18,966
+我陆晓峰与你花满楼都不枉此生
+
+299
+00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:19,883
+是啊
+
+300
+00:19:20,483 --> 00:19:22,199
+哈哈哈等等等等
+
+301
+00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:26,333
+等等啊字幕都没弄清啊等等
+
+302
+00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:30,683
+我是说怎么有点奇怪呀
+
+303
+00:19:31,966 --> 00:19:33,649
+当当
+
+304
+00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,083
+当当当当当当
+
+305
+00:19:38,483 --> 00:19:39,449
+喂他喂他
+
+306
+00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,566
+哎再再喂他一下再喂他一下
+
+307
+00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:45,766
+等等我想想啊
+
+308
+00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,733
+我思考一下怎么喂
+
+309
+00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:51,649
+啊这样先这样再这样
+
+310
+00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,933
+再这样这样
+
+311
+00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,133
+这样
+
+312
+00:19:55,766 --> 00:19:56,966
+OK啊
+
+313
+00:19:57,850 --> 00:19:58,650
+对
+
+314
+00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,083
+嗯对
+
+315
+00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,600
+嗯
+
+316
+00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,800
+毕竟
+
+317
+00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,933
+来重来
+
+318
+00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:34,249
+今日有幸见到当代2大剑客决斗
+
+319
+00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,800
+我陆晓峰与你花满楼都不枉此生
+
+320
+00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,650
+我都没有看过这个这个这个电影哎
+
+321
+00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:41,566
+两人的宝剑尚未出鞘
+
+322
+00:20:41,566 --> 00:20:43,333
+剑气已经弥漫四重
+
+323
+00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,366
+此剑乃海外罕见精英吹毛断法
+
+324
+00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:47,483
+剑锋3尺3
+
+325
+00:20:47,483 --> 00:20:48,849
+净重6斤4两
+
+326
+00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,766
+此剑乃天下利器剑锋三尺七寸
+
+327
+00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:53,249
+净重七斤13两
+
+328
+00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,399
+西门吹雪
+
+329
+00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,933
+你有没有把握借我这招天外飞仙
+
+330
+00:20:57,483 --> 00:21:00,049
+叶城主我已经准备好了
+
+331
+00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:10,450
+快
+
+332
+00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,000
+飞
+
+333
+00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,050
+奸
+
+334
+00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:23,533
+什么人是谁这么大胆敢在皇城上打架
+
+335
+00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,399
+报上名来
+
+336
+00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,533
+在下白云城主叶孤城
+
+337
+00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,799
+夜孤城
+
+338
+00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:32,366
+还有我
+
+339
+00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,483
+冷如冰寒如雪
+
+340
+00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:37,450
+剑客西门春雪哇塞
+
+341
+00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:39,600
+你台词都会背啊还有我
+
+342
+00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,000
+这个电影是你去演的吧
+
+343
+00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,850
+花满楼还有我四条眉毛
+
+344
+00:21:45,883 --> 00:21:48,366
+人见人爱陆小凤
+
+345
+00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,799
+马路哈哈哈
+
+346
+00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:58,966
+小凤哈哈哈哈哈人见人爱啊啊真的吗
+
+347
+00:21:58,966 --> 00:22:01,483
+我竟然没有看过两大高手决斗
+
+348
+00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:02,766
+你是什么人
+
+349
+00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,766
+宝龙一族00发负责秘密保护皇上
+
+350
+00:22:05,766 --> 00:22:07,933
+还有保护皇宫内外一切产业
+
+351
+00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,566
+现在听到陆小凤
+
+352
+00:22:09,933 --> 00:22:11,683
+花满楼夜孤城
+
+353
+00:22:11,883 --> 00:22:13,799
+西门吹雪你们几个老
+
+354
+00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,050
+家伙胡乱闯入私人禁地非法集会
+
+355
+00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:18,850
+罪名是在公共地方行为不减
+
+356
+00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:21,283
+你不要老家伙长老家伙短的
+
+357
+00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:23,283
+高手不一定要长得多英俊
+
+358
+00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:25,249
+只不过是你们这些星斗市民
+
+359
+00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:27,566
+一厢情愿的想法罢了
+
+360
+00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:30,399
+是啊一厢情愿不能秃头吗
+
+361
+00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:33,333
+那也没有像你们这样不修边幅的
+
+362
+00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:39,733
+哇可能我小时候没看电影听到钱
+
+363
+00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:43,449
+拿去送给你看精英动画了
+
+364
+00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:45,400
+就凭你这本来说也想脱身
+
+365
+00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:46,883
+做梦啊你
+
+366
+00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:49,050
+哎我叶孤城的名号你没听过
+
+367
+00:22:49,050 --> 00:22:50,733
+当然没听过了你不是很有名
+
+368
+00:22:50,733 --> 00:22:52,333
+闪开小老弟
+
+369
+00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,450
+给个面子
+
+370
+00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,400
+好歹我也是西
+
+371
+00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:57,000
+就是因为你不是东西
+
+372
+00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,483
+所以我不给你面子
+
+373
+00:22:58,483 --> 00:23:01,366
+混蛋我是中原第一王
+
+374
+00:23:01,366 --> 00:23:02,166
+哎呦
+
+375
+00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:04,599
+忙了就不要学人家
+
+376
+00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,133
+爬这么高会摔死的老伯
+
+377
+00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,766
+太过分了
+
+378
+00:23:08,766 --> 00:23:11,799
+我陆晓峰只要灵犀一指你就一指是吧
+
+379
+00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,333
+我也会啊啊一指哈看到没有好好学着
+
+380
+00:23:15,966 --> 00:23:19,883
+全部趴下双手放在头上把你们抓回去
+
+381
+00:23:20,683 --> 00:23:23,366
+我突然想起来我那个呃
+
+382
+00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:24,650
+上那个什么
+
+383
+00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:27,333
+呃初中的时候就是特别爱梳中指
+
+384
+00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,399
+不知道为什么
+
+385
+00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,733
+就是嗯
+
+386
+00:23:29,883 --> 00:23:32,199
+感觉自己很帅你们知道吗
+
+387
+00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,200
+感觉感觉自己很帅
+
+388
+00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:35,533
+就可能有点中二
+
+389
+00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,000
+中二中二病犯了
+
+390
+00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,933
+然后呃对男生就那个很凶吗
+
+391
+00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:41,283
+然后晚上好
+
+392
+00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:44,333
+然后就经常那个男生惹我的话我就
+
+393
+00:23:44,450 --> 00:23:45,566
+给他们竖中指
+
+394
+00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:46,483
+然后
+
+395
+00:23:46,483 --> 00:23:48,483
+有的时候没惹我但是我也给他竖
+
+396
+00:23:48,483 --> 00:23:49,399
+中指知道吗
+
+397
+00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,133
+因为我就
+
+398
+00:23:50,133 --> 00:23:52,083
+有但因为有有的男生他们老是
+
+399
+00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:54,799
+惹我吗有几个男生就很烦他们
+
+400
+00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,083
+就他们给我打招呼的话我就竖中指
+
+401
+00:23:57,366 --> 00:23:58,249
+然后有一次
+
+402
+00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,050
+然后那个什么我想想
+
+403
+00:24:00,050 --> 00:24:01,883
+是在下课你们知道吗
+
+404
+00:24:01,883 --> 00:24:04,399
+在下课然后有一个很讨厌的男生
+
+405
+00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:05,800
+就给我呃就那
+
+406
+00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,733
+个什么拍我还是什么
+
+407
+00:24:07,766 --> 00:24:10,533
+然后我就他就走了吗拍完我他就走了
+
+408
+00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:13,483
+然后我就狠狠的朝他竖中指这样
+
+409
+00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:17,200
+竖中指然后
+
+410
+00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:22,283
+正好好死不死他走到的是那个后门
+
+411
+00:24:22,283 --> 00:24:23,566
+他走到后门口
+
+412
+00:24:23,566 --> 00:24:25,933
+然后我就正好在朝后门梳中指
+
+413
+00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:27,733
+然后我们的语文老师从那
+
+414
+00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,400
+就是路过
+
+415
+00:24:29,650 --> 00:24:31,933
+从那路路过就把我抓走
+
+416
+00:24:31,933 --> 00:24:33,399
+抓到办公室去了
+
+417
+00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:36,483
+竟然就教训我老半天
+
+418
+00:24:36,650 --> 00:24:40,250
+我就想我就啊我当时知道为什么
+
+419
+00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:41,733
+我又不是在上课的时候
+
+420
+00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:45,766
+我又没有扰乱上课纪律你凭什么管我
+
+421
+00:24:46,283 --> 00:24:50,366
+为什么他就真的说哎你个小小女生
+
+422
+00:24:50,366 --> 00:24:53,799
+你竟然初中侄女你哪学来的
+
+423
+00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,366
+然后让我在那站着教训了我半天啊
+
+424
+00:24:57,450 --> 00:24:58,850
+就是我当时还是觉得
+
+425
+00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,799
+为什么我又不是朝你说的
+
+426
+00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,083
+我又不是上课的时候
+
+427
+00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:06,249
+我觉得好离谱啊我倒是记得
+
+428
+00:25:06,283 --> 00:25:08,083
+我现在也觉得很离谱
+
+429
+00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:12,566
+我现在也觉得很离谱下课呢休息呢
+
+430
+00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,966
+当时个中指被抓去办公室叫醒了半天
+
+431
+00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,450
+好离谱啊
+
+432
+00:25:22,883 --> 00:25:23,766
+跟那个男生学的
+
+433
+00:25:23,766 --> 00:25:25,999
+但是当时那个男生没有穿我竖中指啊
+
+434
+00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,800
+好像
+
+435
+00:25:27,283 --> 00:25:30,249
+只是我单纯的那个呃那个什么
+
+436
+00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,800
+这就是单纯的想竖中指了啊
+
+437
+00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,200
+想想好生气啊
+
+438
+00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,450
+但是又很尴尬被他叫过去
+
+439
+00:25:38,483 --> 00:25:40,399
+脸通红站在旁边
+
+440
+00:25:40,450 --> 00:25:43,600
+然后一直被他念着竖中指竖中指
+
+441
+00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:44,483
+然后好死不死
+
+442
+00:25:44,483 --> 00:25:47,166
+对面老师有的时候八卦还要问哎
+
+443
+00:25:47,450 --> 00:25:49,333
+这个这个
+
+444
+00:25:49,366 --> 00:25:51,849
+呃小孩怎么被抓过来教训了
+
+445
+00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:54,733
+他说嗨呀我刚才路过那个教授门
+
+446
+00:25:54,733 --> 00:25:57,566
+他竟然在朝别人竖中指
+
+447
+00:25:57,933 --> 00:26:01,449
+那初中的小孩在朝别人竖中指
+
+448
+00:26:01,533 --> 00:26:03,533
+哎呀就老有老师问
+
+449
+00:26:03,533 --> 00:26:05,366
+然后他就老在那解释
+
+450
+00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,450
+给我弄的烦死了
+
+451
+00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:11,366
+真丢人哎越想越那个什么
+
+452
+00:26:11,366 --> 00:26:12,799
+又不是上课
+
+453
+00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:17,366
+越想越那个那个什么哼
+
+454
+00:26:17,766 --> 00:26:20,049
+不明白冤枉啊
+
+455
+00:26:20,683 --> 00:26:23,166
+小时候盼你们能坐个十年八年的牢
+
+456
+00:26:23,283 --> 00:26:25,366
+这次哎真是没有面子
+
+457
+00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,283
+各位兄弟我们不要跟他一般见识
+
+458
+00:26:27,283 --> 00:26:28,766
+不如改日再战
+
+459
+00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,366
+这么厉害啊
+
+460
+00:27:07,366 --> 00:27:08,566
+要跳过吗
+
+461
+00:27:11,366 --> 00:27:13,683
+啊因为呢因为他
+
+462
+00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:16,366
+他是分批的不然过不了省
+
+463
+00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:19,883
+你看的好细哦
+
+464
+00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,733
+你们在吃什么零食吗
+
+465
+00:27:33,883 --> 00:27:34,133
+哎
+
+466
+00:27:34,133 --> 00:27:37,683
+看电影不吃零食真的感觉浑身都难受
+
+467
+00:27:37,683 --> 00:27:39,366
+哪里不对劲的感觉
+
+468
+00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:41,966
+就像是猴子穿上了衣服
+
+469
+00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:44,533
+嗯没穿衣服就在外面走路
+
+470
+00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:47,133
+人类没穿衣服就在外面走路一样
+
+471
+00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:49,083
+浑身不自在
+
+472
+00:27:50,483 --> 00:27:53,999
+哦我也有瓜子吃我去拿
+
+473
+00:28:24,366 --> 00:28:25,533
+我瓜子呢
+
+474
+00:28:34,733 --> 00:28:36,999
+谁偷吃了我的瓜子啊
+
+475
+00:28:38,966 --> 00:28:40,166
+找不着了
+
+476
+00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,000
+老龙一族成员00工
+
+477
+00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,533
+00起 00发00财
+
+478
+00:29:00,966 --> 00:29:03,883
+誓死效忠皇上
+
+479
+00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,850
+誓死效忠皇上
+
+480
+00:29:07,733 --> 00:29:08,533
+太
+
+481
+00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,200
+啊铁布衫
+
+482
+00:29:14,966 --> 00:29:15,766
+呀
+
+483
+00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:19,966
+啊
+
+484
+00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,050
+衣服自己破了
+
+485
+00:29:24,133 --> 00:29:25,683
+嘿啊
+
+486
+00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:37,333
+哇
+
+487
+00:29:50,483 --> 00:29:53,649
+哈哈哈哈哎呀好
+
+488
+00:30:05,133 --> 00:30:07,399
+碎石脚啊
+
+489
+00:30:09,483 --> 00:30:10,283
+back
+
+490
+00:30:12,050 --> 00:30:13,933
+啊啊
+
+491
+00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,283
+啊
+
+492
+00:30:21,766 --> 00:30:22,599
+呼吸拳
+
+493
+00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:24,050
+啊
+
+494
+00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,050
+啊
+
+495
+00:30:33,850 --> 00:30:34,650
+啊
+
+496
+00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,400
+啊
+
+497
+00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:38,133
+啊
+
+498
+00:30:46,683 --> 00:30:47,483
+啊
+
+499
+00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,850
+好啊
+
+500
+00:31:17,683 --> 00:31:18,483
+干什么
+
+501
+00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,166
+这两块石头产于北方极地之下
+
+502
+00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,249
+共分两面
+
+503
+00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,650
+有神奇的力量
+
+504
+00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:26,049
+阳面和阳面在一起会同性相斥
+
+505
+00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,000
+不能相碰
+
+506
+00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,650
+而阴面跟阳面在一起则会异性相吸
+
+507
+00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,083
+非常的神奇
+
+508
+00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:33,199
+实在是一个重大的发现
+
+509
+00:31:33,966 --> 00:31:37,766
+微臣想将它献给皇上这有什么用啊
+
+510
+00:31:38,883 --> 00:31:40,283
+哇他这鼻毛
+
+511
+00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,850
+上面两位宫女
+
+512
+00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:45,283
+以后就不用摇扇子摇的那么辛苦啦
+
+513
+00:31:45,566 --> 00:31:46,999
+刚刚两块不合适
+
+514
+00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,250
+现在看看这个
+
+515
+00:31:48,566 --> 00:31:50,483
+将两片叶子连在一起
+
+516
+00:31:50,483 --> 00:31:52,199
+再用双手快速转动
+
+517
+00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:56,683
+就会造成强烈的气流形成啊啊啊
+
+518
+00:31:59,933 --> 00:32:00,249
+您说
+
+519
+00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:02,400
+天气热的时候有一把这个东西不是挺
+
+520
+00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,483
+好的吗不知道皇上
+
+521
+00:32:04,483 --> 00:32:06,683
+有没有兴趣带领我这样新产品
+
+522
+00:32:06,683 --> 00:32:07,649
+请皇上恕罪
+
+523
+00:32:07,650 --> 00:32:10,200
+为臣没有好好管教部下实在是我失旨
+
+524
+00:32:10,533 --> 00:32:12,249
+林发你不要胡闹
+
+525
+00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:12,683
+对了
+
+526
+00:32:12,683 --> 00:32:14,649
+我想了一个方法可以破你的铁布衫
+
+527
+00:32:14,650 --> 00:32:16,600
+佛爷嘘来了
+
+528
+00:32:16,733 --> 00:32:17,533
+excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket
+
+529
+00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,166
+嗯嗯我发现将木炭
+
+530
+00:32:23,283 --> 00:32:24,566
+消食硫磺
+
+531
+00:32:24,933 --> 00:32:26,649
+摆在一个狭窄的空间里
+
+532
+00:32:26,650 --> 00:32:28,450
+例如人的口中
+
+533
+00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,249
+再加进一颗小小的钢珠
+
+534
+00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:33,166
+然后引爆
+
+535
+00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:36,333
+当里面引爆的时候固体变成气体
+
+536
+00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:37,883
+气体膨胀产生强大力量
+
+537
+00:32:37,883 --> 00:32:39,366
+将这个钢珠逼出来
+
+538
+00:32:39,366 --> 00:32:40,999
+威力足以断尸分金
+
+539
+00:32:41,050 --> 00:32:43,450
+铁布衫马上变成一件破衣服
+
+540
+00:32:43,766 --> 00:32:45,533
+你说什么好来
+
+541
+00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,533
+嗯耶佛印准备好没
+
+542
+00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:51,449
+嗯吃瓜子呢
+
+543
+00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:56,166
+哎呦好吓人啊
+
+544
+00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,799
+唯一的缺点就是爆炸的时候
+
+545
+00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,733
+嘴巴会产生高温嗯
+
+546
+00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:02,766
+所以佛印的嘴一定要经过特别训练
+
+547
+00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:04,733
+刚开始嘴巴最嫩的时候
+
+548
+00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:06,733
+先吃点很热的汤饺和小笼包
+
+549
+00:33:07,133 --> 00:33:09,166
+要不然就是喝热汤的时候一饮而尽
+
+550
+00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:13,166
+我操食佛印的嘴食道哎呀待会
+
+551
+00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:15,283
+我告诉你
+
+552
+00:33:15,283 --> 00:33:17,449
+就算吃一次也能够吃的比别人快
+
+553
+00:33:17,450 --> 00:33:18,733
+能多吃2碗
+
+554
+00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,766
+只不过
+
+555
+00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,966
+奉劝各位小朋友千万别学啊
+
+556
+00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:29,966
+发生什么事了
+
+557
+00:33:30,650 --> 00:33:32,083
+成功了没有啊
+
+558
+00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,200
+啊还差一点点
+
+559
+00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,283
+我好像觉得我的嘴巴不见了
+
+560
+00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:39,483
+只是变大了
+
+561
+00:33:39,766 --> 00:33:41,049
+到底有多大
+
+562
+00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,850
+很大就是了你放心吧
+
+563
+00:33:43,733 --> 00:33:45,966
+差不多成功就差一点点
+
+564
+00:33:45,966 --> 00:33:47,966
+如果多给我演示点改良的话
+
+565
+00:33:47,966 --> 00:33:49,766
+我应该就可以住口
+
+566
+00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,600
+啊请皇上息怒
+
+567
+00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:54,083
+阿发你小子搞什么
+
+568
+00:33:55,050 --> 00:33:56,166
+我问你搞什么
+
+569
+00:33:56,366 --> 00:33:58,733
+就是东搞一下西搞一下嘛
+
+570
+00:33:59,283 --> 00:34:00,483
+说你搞什么
+
+571
+00:34:00,483 --> 00:34:01,999
+快说你别搞瞎
+
+572
+00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,766
+搞你搞什么东西啊
+
+573
+00:34:03,766 --> 00:34:04,566
+你搞什么
+
+574
+00:34:04,933 --> 00:34:07,683
+当然我也是想搞点新的东西出来啊
+
+575
+00:34:07,683 --> 00:34:09,083
+你给我上来说
+
+576
+00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:10,683
+快点快点快点
+
+577
+00:34:10,733 --> 00:34:11,449
+你是聋子
+
+578
+00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:14,733
+我来了如果不是宝龙一族代代相传
+
+579
+00:34:14,733 --> 00:34:16,166
+我早就把你赶出去了
+
+580
+00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:18,199
+现在你给我滚下去滚下去
+
+581
+00:34:19,483 --> 00:34:20,649
+我给你个大夫的职位
+
+582
+00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:22,000
+让你用来掩饰身份
+
+583
+00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,566
+他选的是妇科大夫
+
+584
+00:34:23,566 --> 00:34:25,049
+你看看你多没出息啊
+
+585
+00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,933
+平常也不听你勤练功夫
+
+586
+00:34:27,283 --> 00:34:28,999
+每天不知道在搞什么鬼
+
+587
+00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,933
+他昨天晚上还没来开会呢
+
+588
+00:34:30,933 --> 00:34:32,049
+你昨晚跑哪去了
+
+589
+00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:34,766
+我上屋顶抓贼了皇上抓什么贼啊
+
+590
+00:34:34,766 --> 00:34:36,049
+我抓了叶孤城
+
+591
+00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:37,683
+西门吹雪跟陆小凤
+
+592
+00:34:37,966 --> 00:34:39,399
+虽然后来让他们跑了
+
+593
+00:34:39,650 --> 00:34:41,083
+可是我拿到了一本秘籍啊
+
+594
+00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:42,399
+那你拿了什么秘籍啊
+
+595
+00:34:42,566 --> 00:34:44,333
+就是天外飞仙皇上
+
+596
+00:34:44,533 --> 00:34:45,933
+那你练了没有呢
+
+597
+00:34:45,933 --> 00:34:47,049
+练了一点啊
+
+598
+00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,733
+你马上练给我看看呢
+
+599
+00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:50,249
+哦哈哈哈
+
+600
+00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:53,083
+这招就是天外飞仙
+
+601
+00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:57,283
+哈哈哈他在耍你啊皇上
+
+602
+00:34:57,850 --> 00:34:59,883
+马上给我上来马上给我上来
+
+603
+00:34:59,883 --> 00:35:01,533
+上来上来上来上来
+
+604
+00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,199
+来了快点快点快点快点
+
+605
+00:35:03,966 --> 00:35:05,199
+马上马上马上
+
+606
+00:35:05,366 --> 00:35:06,733
+来了上来上来
+
+607
+00:35:06,733 --> 00:35:08,883
+给我上来呀快上来快上来
+
+608
+00:35:08,933 --> 00:35:11,199
+来了你来了我告诉你
+
+609
+00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,333
+我以后不要再看到你
+
+610
+00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
+好温柔的皇上啊
+
+611
+00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:31,883
+好啊
+
+612
+00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:54,449
+大夫我我开点药给你好吗
+
+613
+00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:55,850
+你不要那么急嘛不
+
+614
+00:35:55,966 --> 00:35:57,333
+他是妇科顺手
+
+615
+00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:59,083
+他不过是男科顺手
+
+616
+00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,799
+有什么不舒服都要开药
+
+617
+00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,200
+没别的办法可行啊拿药
+
+618
+00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:05,449
+给钱
+
+619
+00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,883
+宋哥大夫啊
+
+620
+00:36:07,883 --> 00:36:09,366
+我大老远到这来
+
+621
+00:36:09,366 --> 00:36:11,566
+你就让我说我哪里不舒服啊
+
+622
+00:36:11,766 --> 00:36:14,166
+拜托你嘛让我说嘛
+
+623
+00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,799
+我让你一路说回你家
+
+624
+00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,366
+一路说到你家
+
+625
+00:36:17,366 --> 00:36:19,399
+还没说完的话再从头说一次
+
+626
+00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,200
+小艾薇
+
+627
+00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:24,449
+大夫我不舒服我开的药给你好吗
+
+628
+00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:26,883
+我手脚冰冷头晕发热
+
+629
+00:36:27,133 --> 00:36:28,133
+气虚血弱
+
+630
+00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:30,533
+有时候蹲下来再站起来还会头晕呢
+
+631
+00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:31,533
+那没办法了
+
+632
+00:36:31,533 --> 00:36:33,799
+连药都省了回去准备办后事吧
+
+633
+00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,600
+有这么严重啊
+
+634
+00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,650
+会不会是女人一个月一次湿
+
+635
+00:36:38,650 --> 00:36:39,250
+血过多
+
+636
+00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:42,283
+贫血怕冷生病或者是产后失调啊
+
+637
+00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,566
+有什么根据呢
+
+638
+00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:45,966
+所谓末胀冷静血不养汗
+
+639
+00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:48,566
+舌头发白血不养肝嘛
+
+640
+00:36:48,683 --> 00:36:51,399
+那应该怎么医治呢哼
+
+641
+00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,283
+很简单应该用天然心五钱
+
+642
+00:36:54,283 --> 00:36:56,133
+百合一钱瓣屠丑辛麻两钱
+
+643
+00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:57,799
+使君子八分夏夫草一两
+
+644
+00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,333
+以冬花做药饮
+
+645
+00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,333
+再用文无火反复护煎哦
+
+646
+00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:05,849
+药已经抓好了
+
+647
+00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,733
+用8碗水煎成一碗
+
+648
+00:37:07,883 --> 00:37:09,049
+药到病除
+
+649
+00:37:09,766 --> 00:37:10,766
+多谢大夫
+
+650
+00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:13,083
+宋大夫阿姨
+
+651
+00:37:16,966 --> 00:37:17,766
+喂
+
+652
+00:37:19,366 --> 00:37:20,166
+大夫
+
+653
+00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,533
+我的心好不舒服开贴药给你吃好吗
+
+654
+00:37:23,883 --> 00:37:27,199
+我家那个死鬼在外面养小老婆
+
+655
+00:37:28,650 --> 00:37:31,800
+啊说他两句就动手打人
+
+656
+00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:33,533
+我受够了
+
+657
+00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,483
+虽然粗暴的他们的眉毛
+
+658
+00:37:35,483 --> 00:37:36,533
+为什么可以一个
+
+659
+00:37:36,533 --> 00:37:37,199
+挑一个平的
+
+660
+00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,533
+但是真受不了受不了了
+
+661
+00:37:40,483 --> 00:37:42,766
+大夫你粗不粗暴啊
+
+662
+00:37:42,766 --> 00:37:45,933
+有没有脚气别把那个帘子弄弄臭了
+
+663
+00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:47,049
+看情况啊
+
+664
+00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,883
+哈哈我也可以粗暴啊
+
+665
+00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,933
+哈哈好我老公在外面玩
+
+666
+00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,400
+我也玩给他看
+
+667
+00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:56,400
+来呀啊
+
+668
+00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,933
+我看你有多粗哇哎呦这什么哇
+
+669
+00:38:01,566 --> 00:38:03,599
+这什么什么什么
+
+670
+00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,333
+ha ha哇
+
+671
+00:38:08,933 --> 00:38:09,966
+碗好大
+
+672
+00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,133
+这位姑娘要我帮忙
+
+673
+00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,366
+哎呀医者父母心嘛
+
+674
+00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,733
+人家大老远赶来
+
+675
+00:38:16,733 --> 00:38:18,566
+你能够帮忙就帮一下吗
+
+676
+00:38:18,850 --> 00:38:19,650
+哦
+
+677
+00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:22,599
+这位姑娘的手脚撑这么久会不会累呀
+
+678
+00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,000
+我煮碗面给你吃
+
+679
+00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:25,166
+我没事了
+
+680
+00:38:29,050 --> 00:38:31,200
+老婆我乖不乖呀
+
+681
+00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,000
+我来了你当然乖啊
+
+682
+00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,250
+如果我没有来你会不会受诱惑啊
+
+683
+00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,250
+我可以对天发誓会啊哈哈哈
+
+684
+00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,050
+你这个死鬼哈哈哈
+
+685
+00:38:43,966 --> 00:38:46,283
+你再说一次你是不是真的会受诱惑
+
+686
+00:38:46,883 --> 00:38:48,049
+真会
+
+687
+00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,600
+好
+
+688
+00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:53,650
+哈哈哈哈哈
+
+689
+00:38:54,683 --> 00:38:57,199
+不会有不适的画面吧哈
+
+690
+00:38:58,450 --> 00:39:00,966
+哈哈哈哈
+
+691
+00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:03,400
+我不怕痒傻瓜
+
+692
+00:39:07,533 --> 00:39:09,849
+咬就不玩了啊
+
+693
+00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:13,249
+嗯啊
+
+694
+00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:19,650
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+695
+00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:21,599
+哈哈哈哈
+
+696
+00:39:21,933 --> 00:39:24,849
+投降个老婆投降个老婆快放手啊
+
+697
+00:39:24,850 --> 00:39:26,766
+我不放我一放你就会扑过来
+
+698
+00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,133
+我不会我真的投降了
+
+699
+00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,599
+我的手都快断了老婆快放手啊
+
+700
+00:39:32,533 --> 00:39:34,766
+哈哈哈
+
+701
+00:39:35,533 --> 00:39:36,333
+哈哈
+
+702
+00:39:37,733 --> 00:39:38,849
+真的断了
+
+703
+00:39:40,883 --> 00:39:42,599
+好疼对不起啊老公
+
+704
+00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:49,483
+啊你这个女人
+
+705
+00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:52,766
+一首空手擒拿的武功练得这么好
+
+706
+00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:53,799
+张大来屏幕前
+
+707
+00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,683
+我们没什么见不得人的呀
+
+708
+00:39:55,966 --> 00:39:58,766
+而且我的内心里还觉得很安慰
+
+709
+00:39:58,766 --> 00:39:59,449
+你不要这样
+
+710
+00:39:59,450 --> 00:40:00,600
+师傅妈妈
+
+711
+00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,166
+我我没看什么奇怪的东西
+
+712
+00:40:03,566 --> 00:40:04,483
+就不会有事
+
+713
+00:40:05,166 --> 00:40:07,133
+我还有奖品要给你呢
+
+714
+00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,000
+excuse me i m lost where is the supermarket
+
+715
+00:40:09,366 --> 00:40:11,449
+你记不记得前两天在厨房切葱的时候
+
+716
+00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,283
+切切切切
+
+717
+00:40:12,283 --> 00:40:15,283
+哎呀切到了手指头嗯
+
+718
+00:40:15,683 --> 00:40:17,399
+现在我把这只手送给你
+
+719
+00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,883
+以后呢你就用自己的手抓着这只手
+
+720
+00:40:20,933 --> 00:40:22,799
+用这只手按着那些葱
+
+721
+00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,000
+然后就算是切到也是切到这只手
+
+722
+00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,166
+不会切到自己的手哈哈
+
+723
+00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,933
+你是怎么想到的
+
+724
+00:40:30,533 --> 00:40:34,599
+谢谢你哦老公好吧老公好吧老公
+
+725
+00:40:35,283 --> 00:40:38,083
+还有你说扫地是最辛苦的
+
+726
+00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,283
+我再送你这双鞋
+
+727
+00:40:41,566 --> 00:40:42,649
+你穿了之后呢
+
+728
+00:40:42,966 --> 00:40:44,283
+右脚就是扫把
+
+729
+00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:45,533
+左脚就是本机
+
+730
+00:40:45,533 --> 00:40:47,683
+然后你可一路走一路扫地
+
+731
+00:40:48,050 --> 00:40:48,850
+张大嘴巴
+
+732
+00:40:49,883 --> 00:40:50,249
+哎呀
+
+733
+00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:52,766
+我怎么觉得我在微博上看到过这个设
+
+734
+00:40:52,766 --> 00:40:55,933
+计啊原来是这里的吗
+
+735
+00:40:55,966 --> 00:40:59,283
+太搞笑了吧哈
+
+736
+00:41:01,283 --> 00:41:02,966
+哈哈哈哈哈
+
+737
+00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:06,200
+你觉得怎么样
+
+738
+00:41:06,283 --> 00:41:08,766
+等等真的扫进去了吗老公
+
+739
+00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:10,733
+右脚就是扫把
+
+740
+00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,966
+左脚就是本机
+
+741
+00:41:11,966 --> 00:41:14,133
+然后你可以一路走一路扫地
+
+742
+00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:15,850
+张大嘴巴啊
+
+743
+00:41:16,533 --> 00:41:18,049
+乐色都扫进你嘴里了啊
+
+744
+00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:19,166
+没扫呀没扫
+
+745
+00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,450
+我不要啊
+
+746
+00:41:21,850 --> 00:41:23,533
+哈哈哈
+
+747
+00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:24,883
+哎等等等等
+
+748
+00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:26,850
+你觉得怎么样
+
+749
+00:41:28,650 --> 00:41:29,450
+老公
+
+750
+00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,566
+我觉得你是一个很伟大的发明家
+
+751
+00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:33,933
+还有呢
+
+752
+00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:37,650
+还有我好爱你哦
+
+753
+00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:41,133
+那我们还是睡吧但是我想试一下
+
+754
+00:41:41,650 --> 00:41:46,250
+要是就是这一个好来哈哈哈哈
+
+755
+00:41:48,366 --> 00:41:50,133
+嗯啊
+
+756
+00:41:50,650 --> 00:41:51,883
+是老鼠哎
+
+757
+00:41:51,933 --> 00:41:54,883
+这次我利用老鼠出力来产生力量
+
+758
+00:41:54,883 --> 00:41:55,566
+再利用齿
+
+759
+00:41:55,566 --> 00:41:57,566
+轮将这种力量大量增加
+
+760
+00:41:57,566 --> 00:41:59,966
+进而推动这个升降台哎呀
+
+761
+00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:02,933
+于是呢就可以反复举起一两百斤
+
+762
+00:42:02,933 --> 00:42:04,049
+太恶心了
+
+763
+00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:04,966
+哈哈老公
+
+764
+00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:07,483
+上次我们用那个蒸汽发动不好吗
+
+765
+00:42:07,966 --> 00:42:10,849
+蒸汽发动每次一到紧要关头水就烧干
+
+766
+00:42:10,850 --> 00:42:11,450
+不会动了
+
+767
+00:42:11,450 --> 00:42:12,650
+你说它好不好啊
+
+768
+00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:14,366
+说的也对哦
+
+769
+00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:15,799
+就是差那么一点吗对不对
+
+770
+00:42:15,850 --> 00:42:17,800
+而且这一次我最大的突破呢
+
+771
+00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:19,483
+是可以以不同的需要
+
+772
+00:42:19,483 --> 00:42:20,999
+选择不同的速度啊
+
+773
+00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,400
+哈哈哈嗯
+
+774
+00:42:24,683 --> 00:42:25,999
+哈哈哈
+
+775
+00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:33,200
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+776
+00:42:33,483 --> 00:42:37,366
+老婆你说我厉不厉害啊哈哈你好贱啊
+
+777
+00:42:37,366 --> 00:42:38,766
+哈哈那还用说
+
+778
+00:42:38,766 --> 00:42:41,083
+但他们就只能用这一个姿势
+
+779
+00:42:41,133 --> 00:42:42,683
+那个后是什么意思啊
+
+780
+00:42:42,683 --> 00:42:44,083
+后就是后吧
+
+781
+00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,600
+让我试试看不要
+
+782
+00:42:46,850 --> 00:42:50,050
+啊我怎么会这样哈哈哈
+
+783
+00:42:55,483 --> 00:42:56,283
+这个e d
+
+784
+00:42:56,333 --> 00:43:00,083
+这个救不了e d吧这个只能救一些呃
+
+785
+00:43:01,366 --> 00:43:03,849
+体力不支的男生我心在痛
+
+786
+00:43:03,850 --> 00:43:06,133
+我用你那个遥控鸳鸯铲来炒菜
+
+787
+00:43:06,133 --> 00:43:08,333
+真的一滴油也不会喷到我身上
+
+788
+00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,050
+鸳鸯铲当然好用了
+
+789
+00:43:10,133 --> 00:43:11,883
+我说的是那个抽油烟机
+
+790
+00:43:11,883 --> 00:43:12,599
+什么
+
+791
+00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,566
+他这个电影怎么不送他电影下掏啊
+
+792
+00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,050
+主播只是有善于发现真相的眼睛罢了
+
+793
+00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:25,333
+啊真的可以老公你才抽溜烟机
+
+794
+00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:27,083
+真的可以抽油烟哎
+
+795
+00:43:27,883 --> 00:43:29,283
+还可以锻炼身体呢
+
+796
+00:43:29,283 --> 00:43:31,399
+对啊还可以锻炼身体
+
+797
+00:43:31,683 --> 00:43:32,999
+老公老婆老
+
+798
+00:43:33,733 --> 00:43:34,733
+婆老婆老公
+
+799
+00:43:35,283 --> 00:43:37,683
+腰酸背痛的男生有救了
+
+800
+00:43:37,933 --> 00:43:41,166
+哈哈哈哈哈
+
+801
+00:43:53,483 --> 00:43:56,199
+嘘好像鬼一样的那个又来了
+
+802
+00:43:59,733 --> 00:44:02,849
+只是逻辑比较好注意到了注意到了
+
+803
+00:44:02,883 --> 00:44:03,999
+真是的
+
+804
+00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:06,933
+这里只有我们两个你扮女人已经够了
+
+805
+00:44:07,133 --> 00:44:09,449
+你还学女人说话你想杀死我
+
+806
+00:44:10,133 --> 00:44:12,883
+身为宝龙一族的情报人员
+
+807
+00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:15,766
+我应该神不知鬼不觉的
+
+808
+00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:17,450
+隐藏身份
+
+809
+00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:19,600
+小心的好啊
+
+810
+00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,200
+夫
+
+811
+00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,933
+我是不是咬了
+
+812
+00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:30,566
+是啊吃鸡堡要把他打掉
+
+813
+00:44:30,566 --> 00:44:32,333
+你还有什么不舒服的快点说
+
+814
+00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:35,966
+佛印说不要再学女人说话了
+
+815
+00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,283
+佛印说躺低一点别让我再看到你的样
+
+816
+00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,250
+封印说
+
+817
+00:44:42,733 --> 00:44:46,449
+有重要任务叫你马上返回秘密基地
+
+818
+00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:47,800
+你早点说嘛
+
+819
+00:44:51,933 --> 00:44:53,166
+阿发机灵点
+
+820
+00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:55,083
+这次这个艰巨的任务
+
+821
+00:44:55,133 --> 00:44:57,249
+能不能完成就靠你了
+
+822
+00:44:58,650 --> 00:45:01,533
+秘密基地这些晚上都在办大餐会
+
+823
+00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:03,733
+要是今天不把这些碗洗好啊
+
+824
+00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:05,733
+一定抓你去坐牢的
+
+825
+00:45:06,650 --> 00:45:09,200
+哈哈哈哈不是哈哈哈
+
+826
+00:45:10,650 --> 00:45:13,250
+微臣听到消息说在金国境内
+
+827
+00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:16,250
+上个月有巨星落在天府之西哦
+
+828
+00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:18,366
+惊人称之为天外飞仙
+
+829
+00:45:18,366 --> 00:45:20,333
+并且召集了各地的名医
+
+830
+00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:22,799
+来主持解破天外飞仙
+
+831
+00:45:23,733 --> 00:45:25,999
+解破天外飞仙
+
+832
+00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:27,999
+在皇上的英明领导之下
+
+833
+00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,366
+怎么会发生这么无极荒诞之事
+
+834
+00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,650
+我看一定是江湖术士装神弄鬼的把戏
+
+835
+00:45:33,650 --> 00:45:34,966
+这样也要去看呐
+
+836
+00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,650
+这种人渣就是被骗也是活该
+
+837
+00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:39,166
+朕想去看看
+
+838
+00:45:39,166 --> 00:45:41,366
+哎呀明知有这种结果
+
+839
+00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:43,766
+皇上依然勇敢的去面对这件事
+
+840
+00:45:43,766 --> 00:45:45,399
+这真是勇气可嘉
+
+841
+00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,800
+多么的勇敢
+
+842
+00:45:46,883 --> 00:45:48,249
+只有在这么有勇气
+
+843
+00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:50,250
+求知欲又强的皇上领导之下
+
+844
+00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,283
+国家才可以自强不息
+
+845
+00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:53,366
+繁荣安定
+
+846
+00:45:53,366 --> 00:45:54,366
+皇上万岁
+
+847
+00:45:54,366 --> 00:45:55,533
+你告诉你学一学
+
+848
+00:45:55,533 --> 00:45:57,766
+以后这么拍拍上司的马屁
+
+849
+00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,800
+皇上去的话必定会有危险
+
+850
+00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,166
+别管这么多了
+
+851
+00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:03,849
+这些碗洗不完更危险
+
+852
+00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:05,683
+但是我有责任一定要提醒皇上
+
+853
+00:46:06,050 --> 00:46:08,083
+皇上万岁好
+
+854
+00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:10,533
+恭喜一才准备护驾上路
+
+855
+00:46:10,733 --> 00:46:11,683
+明天启程
+
+856
+00:46:11,766 --> 00:46:13,649
+是是御膳万岁
+
+857
+00:46:13,883 --> 00:46:14,999
+皇上万岁
+
+858
+00:46:15,283 --> 00:46:16,766
+皇上万岁
+
+859
+00:46:17,683 --> 00:46:19,883
+阿法不要再说了
+
+860
+00:46:19,933 --> 00:46:21,883
+皇上不想听到你的声音呢
+
+861
+00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,250
+再说小心被砍头啊
+
+862
+00:46:24,733 --> 00:46:26,649
+洗碗了洗碗了啊
+
+863
+00:46:32,366 --> 00:46:34,483
+阿弥陀佛
+
+864
+00:46:34,683 --> 00:46:36,083
+又救了你一命啊
+
+865
+00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:37,966
+我的碗你也顺便帮我洗了
+
+866
+00:46:38,850 --> 00:46:39,650
+哎
+
+867
+00:46:44,933 --> 00:46:47,766
+当然���阴谋啊嘿嘿嘿
+
+868
+00:46:47,966 --> 00:46:52,399
+中原繁荣安定美女特别美
+
+869
+00:46:52,450 --> 00:46:55,166
+俊男又特别俊呐
+
+870
+00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,800
+哈哈哈哈
+
+871
+00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,933
+我真希望见到我们金三角的旗帜
+
+872
+00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:00,733
+飘安在中原土地上
+
+873
+00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,400
+汉人体弱士兵多病
+
+874
+00:47:03,450 --> 00:47:06,050
+这次借劫婆天外飞仙为命
+
+875
+00:47:06,050 --> 00:47:07,533
+召集中毒民医
+
+876
+00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:08,850
+我们把他们困住
+
+877
+00:47:08,850 --> 00:47:11,083
+接着阴阳去把他们杀给片甲不留
+
+878
+00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,650
+这样敌军缺乏意志
+
+879
+00:47:12,650 --> 00:47:14,366
+我军可以长驱南下
+
+880
+00:47:14,366 --> 00:47:17,799
+到时候席卷中原可以说是易如反掌了
+
+881
+00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:26,650
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+882
+00:47:26,650 --> 00:47:29,000
+小子皮糖看起来就够傻了
+
+883
+00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,366
+笑起来样子更傻
+
+884
+00:47:30,366 --> 00:47:32,366
+我真不想你为什么这么傻呀
+
+885
+00:47:33,883 --> 00:47:34,766
+你还说
+
+886
+00:47:35,166 --> 00:47:37,366
+我见到你的样子就已经够傻了
+
+887
+00:47:37,366 --> 00:47:39,366
+见到爹的样子就更傻了
+
+888
+00:47:41,850 --> 00:47:43,166
+他怎么这么翻译呀
+
+889
+00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:45,049
+你看着爹现在的样子吗
+
+890
+00:47:45,050 --> 00:47:48,600
+你爹是因为练了五项神功走火入魔
+
+891
+00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,366
+你这面目全非呀
+
+892
+00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:55,250
+啊啊啊啊啊
+
+893
+00:47:55,650 --> 00:48:00,933
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊你啊啊
+
+894
+00:48:01,566 --> 00:48:02,883
+啊
+
+895
+00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:12,533
+假二假二人四人四中了没有中了
+
+896
+00:48:14,483 --> 00:48:16,366
+哈哈丁四七
+
+897
+00:48:16,683 --> 00:48:21,049
+丁四七星二五
+
+898
+00:48:21,883 --> 00:48:23,966
+斤二五
+
+899
+00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,050
+中了没有
+
+900
+00:48:25,050 --> 00:48:29,166
+2626再试试二五这什么啊
+
+901
+00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:31,166
+还是二六吧挠两天了
+
+902
+00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,399
+中了没有中了
+
+903
+00:48:34,483 --> 00:48:35,533
+还哪里痒啊
+
+904
+00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,850
+丙13468加上丁一
+
+905
+00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:41,250
+再补一条假二物四双宝
+
+906
+00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,050
+中了没有
+
+907
+00:48:44,366 --> 00:48:46,683
+你怎么那么笨呢这哪会中哎
+
+908
+00:48:46,733 --> 00:48:48,566
+我不笨怎么表示你聪明啊
+
+909
+00:48:48,566 --> 00:48:50,283
+拜托你别再说我聪明了
+
+910
+00:48:50,883 --> 00:48:52,566
+可是你的发明真的很棒啊
+
+911
+00:48:52,683 --> 00:48:54,533
+谁说的我说的
+
+912
+00:48:54,533 --> 00:48:56,399
+贵姓啊姓刘啊
+
+913
+00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,683
+哪位啊阁下你老婆靠靠
+
+914
+00:49:00,050 --> 00:49:01,250
+哎你不要靠我
+
+915
+00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:03,166
+是你靠我我才会靠你的
+
+916
+00:49:04,133 --> 00:49:06,966
+现在全世界只有你称赞我有什么用啊
+
+917
+00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:08,933
+我才不管他有没有用
+
+918
+00:49:08,933 --> 00:49:10,133
+我就是觉得你很棒
+
+919
+00:49:10,133 --> 00:49:12,599
+你棒我当然称赞你了你不懂我说的话
+
+920
+00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,000
+那你想说什么呢
+
+921
+00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,483
+你不知道我在外面做事情很辛苦我
+
+922
+00:49:16,483 --> 00:49:18,166
+有多辛苦你知道个屁啊
+
+923
+00:49:19,283 --> 00:49:20,083
+对啊
+
+924
+00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:21,999
+你每天出去做什么我真的不知道
+
+925
+00:49:22,083 --> 00:49:24,083
+我是相信你做的是好事
+
+926
+00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,083
+谁得罪你了你去把他骂回来
+
+927
+00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:27,533
+你不要拿我当出气筒
+
+928
+00:49:27,533 --> 00:49:29,799
+因为我跟你熟啊那我就活该倒霉啊
+
+929
+00:49:29,850 --> 00:49:31,933
+不怕他妈的告诉你没错
+
+930
+00:49:31,933 --> 00:49:34,999
+所以你就就拿你当我的出气筒耶
+
+931
+00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,133
+不行不服气啊走啊哼
+
+932
+00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:45,050
+过分
+
+933
+00:49:49,650 --> 00:49:50,733
+太过分了
+
+934
+00:49:53,850 --> 00:49:56,933
+嗯你怎么会知道我每次躲在桌下面
+
+935
+00:49:56,933 --> 00:49:58,533
+你每次都躲在桌下面呢
+
+936
+00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,933
+我有什么办法能够不知道你躲在桌
+
+937
+00:50:00,933 --> 00:50:01,733
+下面呢
+
+938
+00:50:02,450 --> 00:50:03,883
+拜托你用点脑子想一想
+
+939
+00:50:03,883 --> 00:50:05,166
+再找几个新的地方躲
+
+940
+00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:06,849
+好让我有一点新鲜感好吗
+
+941
+00:50:06,850 --> 00:50:08,283
+可是我不躲在桌下面
+
+942
+00:50:08,283 --> 00:50:11,083
+我怕你找不到我嘛啊
+
+943
+00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,366
+啊我真受不了你
+
+944
+00:50:14,366 --> 00:50:16,166
+你不要这个样子我拜托你好不好
+
+945
+00:50:16,166 --> 00:50:17,649
+老婆你不要这个样子哎
+
+946
+00:50:17,650 --> 00:50:20,050
+谢谢谢谢我只是一个血肉之躯哎
+
+947
+00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:20,883
+你这样骂我
+
+948
+00:50:20,883 --> 00:50:22,283
+我不知道哪一天会忍不下去了
+
+949
+00:50:22,283 --> 00:50:23,333
+不能忍就走啊
+
+950
+00:50:23,883 --> 00:50:26,283
+我去洗澡了我叫你走啊
+
+951
+00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:28,199
+哎你会不会肚子饿啊
+
+952
+00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,766
+那也太好了吧
+
+953
+00:50:30,966 --> 00:50:32,966
+他好的有点愚蠢了
+
+954
+00:50:35,683 --> 00:50:36,933
+受不了了
+
+955
+00:50:46,166 --> 00:50:46,966
+什么东
+
+956
+00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,650
+对不起啊
+
+957
+00:50:51,850 --> 00:50:52,733
+是我不对
+
+958
+00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,533
+啊无法神经
+
+959
+00:50:58,083 --> 00:50:59,883
+算了他被CPU了
+
+960
+00:50:59,883 --> 00:51:02,599
+究竟是什么事让你生那么大的气哈
+
+961
+00:51:03,966 --> 00:51:06,283
+在金国有个很重要的医学会议
+
+962
+00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,083
+但是我没有资格参加
+
+963
+00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:09,999
+谁说你没有
+
+964
+00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,249
+我说你有
+
+965
+00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:15,766
+全世界说我没有都无所谓
+
+966
+00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:18,200
+你说我有就行了
+
+967
+00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:42,733
+停
+
+968
+00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:49,800
+什么事啊
+
+969
+00:51:49,850 --> 00:51:51,966
+荒山野岭居然出现几个樵夫
+
+970
+00:51:51,966 --> 00:51:53,766
+小心口诈哎
+
+971
+00:51:53,883 --> 00:51:54,999
+你们什么人呐
+
+972
+00:51:55,933 --> 00:51:58,083
+我们是砍柴的
+
+973
+00:51:58,333 --> 00:52:00,249
+不要挡我的路啊
+
+974
+00:52:00,683 --> 00:52:02,166
+我是皇上
+
+975
+00:52:02,450 --> 00:52:04,800
+全部上啊哎呀
+
+976
+00:52:07,566 --> 00:52:09,966
+你们在路上千万不要张扬
+
+977
+00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,400
+这次我是微服出行
+
+978
+00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,850
+不想让人家知道我是皇上知道吗
+
+979
+00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:18,483
+知道嗯启教启教
+
+980
+00:52:35,766 --> 00:52:37,799
+带走那个呼吸性命
+
+981
+00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,533
+一定常练气功的高手
+
+982
+00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000
+步伐稳健
+
+983
+00:52:44,133 --> 00:52:46,449
+他的下盘功夫一定非常了得
+
+984
+00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:49,883
+有那个双臂挥动有力
+
+985
+00:52:49,883 --> 00:52:52,083
+我开始练上三路的高手
+
+986
+00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:55,766
+这三个相信就是宝龙一族的铁布衫
+
+987
+00:52:55,933 --> 00:52:58,283
+碎石脚跟五行拳
+
+988
+00:52:58,283 --> 00:53:01,566
+宝龙一族三大高手全都到齐了
+
+989
+00:53:01,566 --> 00:53:04,683
+脚里面那个一定是当今皇帝
+
+990
+00:53:04,683 --> 00:53:07,199
+本来想你那些白痴大夫
+
+991
+00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,083
+谁知道来了个皇帝
+
+992
+00:53:09,533 --> 00:53:12,883
+这一次真是踏破铁鞋无觅处
+
+993
+00:53:12,883 --> 00:53:15,933
+得来全不费功夫晚上好
+
+994
+00:53:25,850 --> 00:53:27,600
+哎又怎么啦
+
+995
+00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:31,649
+哈哈哈
+
+996
+00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:34,400
+哈
+
+997
+00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,966
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊
+
+998
+00:53:43,133 --> 00:53:44,683
+哈哈哈呀呀
+
+999
+00:53:48,933 --> 00:53:49,733
+呀
+
+1000
+00:53:53,366 --> 00:53:54,166
+呀
+
+1001
+00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,600
+呀呀呀呀
+
+1002
+00:54:01,683 --> 00:54:09,283
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈要做噩梦了
+
+1003
+00:54:09,766 --> 00:54:17,399
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1004
+00:54:18,050 --> 00:54:20,733
+哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1005
+00:54:21,050 --> 00:54:25,083
+好吵哈哈哈好吵啊哈哈哈
+
+1006
+00:54:26,683 --> 00:54:27,966
+哈
+
+1007
+00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:34,649
+啊啊哈哈哈哈呀
+
+1008
+00:54:34,733 --> 00:54:35,799
+还行不来
+
+1009
+00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:38,600
+哎呀哎呀
+
+1010
+00:54:40,533 --> 00:54:42,649
+啊啊啊啊
+
+1011
+00:54:53,966 --> 00:54:54,649
+怎么回事
+
+1012
+00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:56,166
+换碟了啊
+
+1013
+00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:58,883
+哈哈哈哈
+
+1014
+00:55:02,683 --> 00:55:04,133
+哈哈啊
+
+1015
+00:55:06,483 --> 00:55:09,399
+我学会了学会了
+
+1016
+00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,250
+呀呀
+
+1017
+00:55:24,850 --> 00:55:25,650
+呀
+
+1018
+00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:29,600
+啊
+
+1019
+00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:37,250
+啊
+
+1020
+00:55:40,650 --> 00:55:42,733
+啊哎呦哎呦哎呦
+
+1021
+00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:47,250
+好痛哦好痛好痛啊好痛好痛
+
+1022
+00:55:52,133 --> 00:55:53,883
+我患者也痛了
+
+1023
+00:56:04,933 --> 00:56:05,933
+哇
+
+1024
+00:56:11,450 --> 00:56:12,250
+哈
+
+1025
+00:56:15,283 --> 00:56:16,083
+哈哈哈哈
+
+1026
+00:56:18,283 --> 00:56:19,649
+好上头啊
+
+1027
+00:56:22,133 --> 00:56:23,333
+哇哇
+
+1028
+00:56:23,333 --> 00:56:25,283
+好大的风啊
+
+1029
+00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:34,000
+啊救命啊
+
+1030
+00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,250
+好恶心哦
+
+1031
+00:56:35,650 --> 00:56:37,083
+哎可以进场了
+
+1032
+00:56:37,283 --> 00:56:40,166
+老婆那个结果大会好像要开始了哎
+
+1033
+00:56:40,166 --> 00:56:41,333
+我们去看看哎
+
+1034
+00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:44,249
+这个结果大会啊真的要见识一下
+
+1035
+00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,250
+晒的是划开肚子
+
+1036
+00:56:46,483 --> 00:56:48,049
+哗的一声拉开层皮
+
+1037
+00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:49,799
+嗡的一声肠子拉出来了
+
+1038
+00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,966
+接着蹦的一声搭配的出来喽
+
+1039
+00:56:51,966 --> 00:56:53,483
+真是精彩过瘾呢
+
+1040
+00:56:53,966 --> 00:56:54,566
+老公啊
+
+1041
+00:56:54,566 --> 00:56:56,249
+我刚刚看到市集有好多新衣服在卖
+
+1042
+00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,133
+我去买衣服哎哎那等下怎么办呢
+
+1043
+00:56:58,250 --> 00:56:59,083
+等一下散会了
+
+1044
+00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,483
+就到卖衣服那边去找我啊
+
+1045
+00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:01,533
+就这样子了
+
+1046
+00:57:02,366 --> 00:57:03,599
+不要到处乱跑啊
+
+1047
+00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:07,933
+哎请帖呢
+
+1048
+00:57:08,133 --> 00:57:10,399
+请帖哎就这种请帖啊
+
+1049
+00:57:10,850 --> 00:57:12,000
+通融一下啦
+
+1050
+00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,450
+我也是大夫哎
+
+1051
+00:57:13,683 --> 00:57:14,649
+你是大夫
+
+1052
+00:57:14,733 --> 00:57:16,999
+是啊我很聪明的啊
+
+1053
+00:57:17,683 --> 00:57:18,766
+好吧好吧进去吧
+
+1054
+00:57:18,850 --> 00:57:20,400
+哇谢谢你啊兄弟
+
+1055
+00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,483
+死到临头还不知道什么
+
+1056
+00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:27,050
+来来来
+
+1057
+00:57:28,533 --> 00:57:30,449
+什么刚才上哪去了
+
+1058
+00:57:34,450 --> 00:57:36,933
+哎大夫哎大夫大夫大夫
+
+1059
+00:57:37,366 --> 00:57:41,399
+大夫大夫大夫哎呦哎哎呦
+
+1060
+00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,000
+哎呦
+
+1061
+00:57:43,766 --> 00:57:46,566
+大夫大夫大夫哈哈
+
+1062
+00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,566
+他们说大夫大夫
+
+1063
+00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,366
+我最近发现能把川贝桔梗
+
+1064
+00:57:51,366 --> 00:57:53,166
+蜂蜜提炼成一种枇杷膏
+
+1065
+00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:54,849
+功能组织烟酒过多
+
+1066
+00:57:54,850 --> 00:57:55,766
+睡眠不足
+
+1067
+00:57:55,766 --> 00:57:57,133
+喉咙痛声音哑
+
+1068
+00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:58,333
+一瓶就搞定了
+
+1069
+00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:01,283
+说谁呢我最近啊发现一种植物
+
+1070
+00:58:01,283 --> 00:58:04,449
+吃了之后呢会大笑大闹生不如死
+
+1071
+00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,650
+而当地的土人呢称之为大麻
+
+1072
+00:58:06,883 --> 00:58:07,733
+你更乏了
+
+1073
+00:58:07,733 --> 00:58:09,166
+这个一听就知道差人之不
+
+1074
+00:58:09,166 --> 00:58:10,999
+我劝你还是自己知道就好
+
+1075
+00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,600
+还是看这个样子不要吃太多了
+
+1076
+00:58:12,883 --> 00:58:15,566
+身上有没有来点你给妈妈哎
+
+1077
+00:58:15,766 --> 00:58:16,799
+这位大夫
+
+1078
+00:58:16,933 --> 00:58:18,883
+未曾见过戴着顶帽子
+
+1079
+00:58:18,883 --> 00:58:20,566
+兵分两路这么急的
+
+1080
+00:58:20,766 --> 00:58:21,966
+不知在哪高就
+
+1081
+00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:25,449
+在下在京城专一妇科是专干女人的哎
+
+1082
+00:58:25,483 --> 00:58:27,933
+那你最发财啊嘿嘿
+
+1083
+00:58:29,533 --> 00:58:30,683
+各位各位
+
+1084
+00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:34,049
+各位朋友大家好
+
+1085
+00:58:34,283 --> 00:58:36,133
+欢迎各位收看我们这个天
+
+1086
+00:58:36,133 --> 00:58:37,533
+外飞仙的解剖
+
+1087
+00:58:37,533 --> 00:58:41,049
+过程这个飞仙是极其珍贵的
+
+1088
+00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,566
+今晚在这睡觉
+
+1089
+00:58:43,566 --> 00:58:45,449
+把我东西都弄到地上去了
+
+1090
+00:58:45,650 --> 00:58:47,733
+让大家能够看得清楚
+
+1091
+00:58:48,366 --> 00:58:52,533
+我们一连无挽不断的重复重复再重复
+
+1092
+00:58:52,533 --> 00:58:54,166
+整个的解剖过程
+
+1093
+00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,850
+无求让大家能够
+
+1094
+00:58:56,050 --> 00:58:59,400
+重复重复再重复的看个仔细
+
+1095
+00:59:00,366 --> 00:59:01,166
+另外呢
+
+1096
+00:59:01,283 --> 00:59:03,599
+我们找到发现飞仙的那位农夫
+
+1097
+00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,000
+上来现身说法
+
+1098
+00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,049
+不过呢现在让我们先来访问一下
+
+1099
+00:59:08,050 --> 00:59:09,400
+这位农夫的母亲
+
+1100
+00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,250
+的隔壁邻居的小孩的那条狗
+
+1101
+00:59:12,366 --> 00:59:13,166
+哈
+
+1102
+00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:14,083
+哈
+
+1103
+00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:15,800
+哈
+
+1104
+00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:16,883
+哈
+
+1105
+00:59:24,883 --> 00:59:26,449
+one two three two
+
+1106
+00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,566
+we are啊
+
+1107
+00:59:33,683 --> 00:59:34,566
+吓我一跳
+
+1108
+00:59:36,566 --> 00:59:38,449
+天外飞仙的眼睛怎么那么大啊
+
+1109
+00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:40,766
+这样是不是看得清楚一点啊他翅膀呢
+
+1110
+00:59:40,766 --> 00:59:43,049
+没有翅膀怎么飞啊哦长得真奇怪
+
+1111
+00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:45,083
+不会吧跟我长得差不多嘛
+
+1112
+00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:46,649
+对跟你一样丑
+
+1113
+00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:48,733
+哎你干嘛啊
+
+1114
+00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,933
+哦我在检查他的性别
+
+1115
+00:59:50,933 --> 00:59:53,483
+应该是个女的他本来就是女的
+
+1116
+00:59:53,483 --> 00:59:55,249
+我还知道他身患六甲呢
+
+1117
+00:59:55,683 --> 00:59:56,483
+哎你干什么
+
+1118
+00:59:56,533 --> 00:59:58,249
+我看看胎儿是男的还是女的
+
+1119
+00:59:58,683 --> 01:00:00,999
+你不懂就不要在这里瞎搅作了
+
+1120
+01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,933
+用你的脚趾头好像这也不妇科大夫
+
+1121
+01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:04,049
+就是他了
+
+1122
+01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,883
+哎动手啊快点动手啊
+
+1123
+01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,083
+不然我开点药给他吃好吗
+
+1124
+01:00:24,050 --> 01:00:26,050
+你会不会解剖啊我会啊
+
+1125
+01:00:26,050 --> 01:00:27,533
+快拿这把刀动手啊
+
+1126
+01:00:27,933 --> 01:00:29,449
+动手就动手怕你啊
+
+1127
+01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,683
+不过可不可以用这把啊
+
+1128
+01:00:37,650 --> 01:00:39,083
+先不要动手啊
+
+1129
+01:00:39,933 --> 01:00:41,199
+你会不会解剖啊
+
+1130
+01:00:41,366 --> 01:00:43,933
+从喉咙一刀下去先放血才对嘛
+
+1131
+01:00:44,133 --> 01:00:46,249
+还要你说我早知道了哼
+
+1132
+01:00:46,766 --> 01:00:48,966
+就是不如你来吧
+
+1133
+01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:51,683
+其实我不是大夫我是杀猪的
+
+1134
+01:00:51,733 --> 01:00:54,683
+你这个胆小鬼不要找借口来让我来
+
+1135
+01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:58,050
+啊
+
+1136
+01:01:07,683 --> 01:01:09,733
+什么真的都杀了呀
+
+1137
+01:01:23,133 --> 01:01:23,933
+滚
+
+1138
+01:01:35,250 --> 01:01:36,600
+这么久你搞定了没啊
+
+1139
+01:01:36,933 --> 01:01:38,649
+你问的好刚刚搞定
+
+1140
+01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,683
+新娘吓人啊
+
+1141
+01:01:45,483 --> 01:01:48,849
+等等啊干嘛啊
+
+1142
+01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:50,566
+啊啊
+
+1143
+01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,050
+啊
+
+1144
+01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:55,200
+啊
+
+1145
+01:01:56,166 --> 01:01:59,133
+啊啊啊啊
+
+1146
+01:01:59,566 --> 01:02:00,966
+皇上的声音啊
+
+1147
+01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:06,083
+啊啊啊皇上我就猜到是你了
+
+1148
+01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,683
+是谁砍我啊有人砍你啊
+
+1149
+01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,250
+NO就是他
+
+1150
+01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:11,883
+可是这把刀是他的
+
+1151
+01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,050
+又是他给我滚的我要回砍你两刀
+
+1152
+01:02:17,133 --> 01:02:18,449
+怎么会这样子呢
+
+1153
+01:02:18,450 --> 01:02:20,083
+你一人拿刀干什么呀
+
+1154
+01:02:20,366 --> 01:02:23,566
+冷静啊果然有阴谋
+
+1155
+01:02:23,683 --> 01:02:25,566
+阴谋皇上
+
+1156
+01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:29,000
+今日就让我凌凌发来保护你
+
+1157
+01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:39,166
+哇连我的刀都吸走这么厉害啊
+
+1158
+01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:40,249
+哎来一个人一把
+
+1159
+01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:42,600
+皇上先不要把那碗是我的啊
+
+1160
+01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,566
+哎哎你们等一等啊啊哈
+
+1161
+01:02:46,683 --> 01:02:47,533
+啊
+
+1162
+01:02:54,733 --> 01:02:56,883
+哦不要小看我们大夫
+
+1163
+01:02:56,883 --> 01:02:58,966
+不免是拿刀混饭吃的
+
+1164
+01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:00,799
+回家打
+
+1165
+01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:02,366
+不要太生气
+
+1166
+01:03:02,483 --> 01:03:04,683
+先喝口水那些人全死了
+
+1167
+01:03:04,683 --> 01:03:10,399
+哈哈哈哈哈哈何方妖怪哈哈哈
+
+1168
+01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,533
+别叫我老猪刀法
+
+1169
+01:03:13,283 --> 01:03:14,333
+啊
+
+1170
+01:03:16,333 --> 01:03:18,333
+哈哈哈哈
+
+1171
+01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,333
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我跟你拼了
+
+1172
+01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,333
+这把刀是我的啊哈哈
+
+1173
+01:03:26,283 --> 01:03:29,333
+哈哈咦啊啊啊啊
+
+1174
+01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:32,133
+啊啊
+
+1175
+01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:33,966
+啊啊啊
+
+1176
+01:03:35,533 --> 01:03:36,333
+啊
+
+1177
+01:03:43,766 --> 01:03:45,566
+我怕大家精神污染
+
+1178
+01:03:47,650 --> 01:03:50,800
+哈哈哈啊啊啊
+
+1179
+01:03:50,883 --> 01:04:02,483
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1180
+01:04:02,850 --> 01:04:06,566
+哈哈哈
+
+1181
+01:04:07,533 --> 01:04:15,966
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1182
+01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:17,883
+哈
+
+1183
+01:04:28,450 --> 01:04:30,650
+哈哈哈呀
+
+1184
+01:04:32,733 --> 01:04:34,283
+啊这么厉害啊
+
+1185
+01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:36,883
+住手
+
+1186
+01:04:40,133 --> 01:04:41,283
+你有没有搞错啊
+
+1187
+01:04:41,566 --> 01:04:43,133
+外面一直打的都是我
+
+1188
+01:04:43,283 --> 01:04:44,083
+大哥
+
+1189
+01:04:45,133 --> 01:04:47,849
+你那双大脚在下面全穿帮了
+
+1190
+01:04:47,850 --> 01:04:49,366
+真以为我是笨蛋呢啊
+
+1191
+01:04:49,933 --> 01:04:50,733
+啊
+
+1192
+01:04:51,483 --> 01:04:56,333
+啊快快快快快快啊啊
+
+1193
+01:04:57,050 --> 01:05:03,766
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1194
+01:05:07,483 --> 01:05:08,283
+哈
+
+1195
+01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,850
+哈原来只有他一个
+
+1196
+01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,166
+啊啊啊
+
+1197
+01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:25,199
+我的哎呀哇啊啊啊啊啊
+
+1198
+01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,766
+我知道同性相斥啊啊啊
+
+1199
+01:05:32,483 --> 01:05:33,283
+啊
+
+1200
+01:05:33,966 --> 01:05:37,399
+哎呀阿爸你怎么样怎么样
+
+1201
+01:05:37,483 --> 01:05:39,966
+这个姿势啊真的是很了不起啊
+
+1202
+01:05:49,883 --> 01:05:50,933
+哈哈惨了
+
+1203
+01:05:51,050 --> 01:05:58,450
+异性相吸啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1204
+01:05:59,566 --> 01:06:00,566
+啊
+
+1205
+01:06:01,366 --> 01:06:04,366
+哈哈哈哈哈哈啊
+
+1206
+01:06:05,650 --> 01:06:06,450
+啊
+
+1207
+01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,400
+又同心相斥了好哎
+
+1208
+01:06:10,533 --> 01:06:11,333
+啊
+
+1209
+01:06:12,050 --> 01:06:15,050
+啊啊哈哈哈
+
+1210
+01:06:15,883 --> 01:06:17,133
+啊啊
+
+1211
+01:06:18,883 --> 01:06:21,799
+呀啊有没有搞错啊
+
+1212
+01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:23,400
+打
+
+1213
+01:06:23,533 --> 01:06:24,449
+打打打呀
+
+1214
+01:06:25,483 --> 01:06:26,849
+那没有刀吗
+
+1215
+01:06:29,050 --> 01:06:30,966
+呀呀呀
+
+1216
+01:06:34,966 --> 01:06:35,849
+啊
+
+1217
+01:06:37,483 --> 01:06:38,483
+哎呀
+
+1218
+01:06:39,366 --> 01:06:47,649
+啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
+
+1219
+01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:49,200
+啊
+
+1220
+01:06:50,366 --> 01:06:52,166
+啊啊
+
+1221
+01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:54,800
+啊
+
+1222
+01:06:56,366 --> 01:06:57,166
+哎呦
+
+1223
+01:06:57,450 --> 01:06:58,850
+啊啊
+
+1224
+01:06:59,733 --> 01:07:00,533
+啊
+
+1225
+01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:04,599
+耶哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1226
+01:07:05,533 --> 01:07:08,733
+哎呀阿爸你小子有一套啊小皇上
+
+1227
+01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:10,399
+不过还是赶快走吧啊
+
+1228
+01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,250
+齐家走了
+
+1229
+01:07:23,850 --> 01:07:24,650
+老婆
+
+1230
+01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,133
+完了不会吧你老婆也来了吗
+
+1231
+01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:32,849
+介绍跟我认识认识先回去这里很危险
+
+1232
+01:07:45,366 --> 01:07:46,166
+嘿嘿
+
+1233
+01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:52,083
+怎么还有一个活着
+
+1234
+01:07:52,083 --> 01:07:53,933
+难道儿子在里面有意外
+
+1235
+01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:57,333
+我老婆呢满地都是你自个扫吧
+
+1236
+01:07:57,450 --> 01:07:59,650
+嘿嘿不要说那么多杀死他哎哎
+
+1237
+01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:02,800
+呀
+
+1238
+01:08:03,450 --> 01:08:04,333
+哎呀
+
+1239
+01:08:14,283 --> 01:08:16,133
+你躲到哪里都得死
+
+1240
+01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:36,766
+哎呀呀
+
+1241
+01:08:43,050 --> 01:08:44,000
+哈哈
+
+1242
+01:08:44,933 --> 01:08:45,733
+哈
+
+1243
+01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,283
+直升机
+
+1244
+01:08:51,883 --> 01:08:53,849
+吓死他啊
+
+1245
+01:08:55,966 --> 01:08:57,883
+啊啊
+
+1246
+01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:59,450
+啊
+
+1247
+01:09:02,650 --> 01:09:06,166
+龙卷风摧毁停车场到底是哪里的梗啊
+
+1248
+01:09:10,683 --> 01:09:11,483
+啊
+
+1249
+01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,200
+哇怎么这么夸张
+
+1250
+01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:17,400
+一点都不夸张
+
+1251
+01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,800
+简直是超越时空的发明啊
+
+1252
+01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:23,333
+啊哈
+
+1253
+01:09:23,966 --> 01:09:24,966
+啊
+
+1254
+01:09:26,283 --> 01:09:28,966
+啊啊啊
+
+1255
+01:09:30,050 --> 01:09:31,333
+啊
+
+1256
+01:09:32,366 --> 01:09:33,599
+有没有搞错
+
+1257
+01:09:34,283 --> 01:09:38,599
+啊什么啊啊
+
+1258
+01:09:40,566 --> 01:09:41,366
+啊啊
+
+1259
+01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,199
+啊
+
+1260
+01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:55,966
+啊
+
+1261
+01:09:56,450 --> 01:09:57,250
+啊
+
+1262
+01:09:58,650 --> 01:09:59,766
+啊啊
+
+1263
+01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,566
+这就是主角光环他的嘴巴都没肿
+
+1264
+01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,283
+老公啊
+
+1265
+01:10:26,050 --> 01:10:27,050
+老公
+
+1266
+01:10:28,883 --> 01:10:30,649
+怎么会一模一样的衣服啊
+
+1267
+01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,000
+老婆
+
+1268
+01:10:34,483 --> 01:10:35,399
+老公
+
+1269
+01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,050
+跑到哪里去了啊
+
+1270
+01:10:44,133 --> 01:10:46,483
+老公我刚才碰到隔壁村的姐姐
+
+1271
+01:10:46,483 --> 01:10:47,766
+他说隔壁村的大减价
+
+1272
+01:10:47,766 --> 01:10:49,166
+就带我去抢购了吗
+
+1273
+01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:50,766
+你在这干嘛
+
+1274
+01:10:50,933 --> 01:10:52,799
+我在找你啊
+
+1275
+01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:55,083
+这里怎么���像失火似的
+
+1276
+01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:56,766
+刚刚在这烤东西吃啊
+
+1277
+01:10:57,483 --> 01:10:59,199
+烤东西吃烤鸡翅膀
+
+1278
+01:10:59,450 --> 01:11:01,450
+那这些人怎么全部都躺在地上
+
+1279
+01:11:01,483 --> 01:11:02,733
+呃吃饱了吗
+
+1280
+01:11:02,733 --> 01:11:04,166
+躺一下很正常啊
+
+1281
+01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,650
+你又是怎么搞的这么狼狈
+
+1282
+01:11:06,650 --> 01:11:08,000
+衣服还弄得破破烂烂的
+
+1283
+01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,250
+到底怎么回事啊
+
+1284
+01:11:09,366 --> 01:11:11,133
+刚刚全村人烤一只鸡翅膀
+
+1285
+01:11:11,133 --> 01:11:13,449
+我抢的太厉害就搞成这样了
+
+1286
+01:11:13,933 --> 01:11:16,566
+你你以为我是傻瓜哎
+
+1287
+01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:21,133
+啊
+
+1288
+01:11:21,966 --> 01:11:22,766
+你
+
+1289
+01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:24,050
+老婆
+
+1290
+01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,000
+你
+
+1291
+01:11:31,050 --> 01:11:32,733
+你这件皮衣哪买的啊
+
+1292
+01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,283
+这件嗯
+
+1293
+01:11:35,933 --> 01:11:37,849
+这件你喜欢你就拿去穿吧
+
+1294
+01:11:37,933 --> 01:11:39,999
+哎呀我不是喜欢你这件皮衣
+
+1295
+01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,283
+也不是想占你的便宜
+
+1296
+01:11:41,283 --> 01:11:42,533
+如果我想要你的皮衣的话
+
+1297
+01:11:42,533 --> 01:11:43,999
+我就会叫我老公买给我
+
+1298
+01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,450
+我老公很有钱哎
+
+1299
+01:11:45,683 --> 01:11:48,366
+我是想告诉你这件衣服跟你根本不配
+
+1300
+01:11:48,366 --> 01:11:49,999
+光是颜色就不适合
+
+1301
+01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:51,766
+如果你的肚子这么大的话
+
+1302
+01:11:51,766 --> 01:11:54,049
+就不要穿这件衣服吗
+
+1303
+01:11:55,533 --> 01:11:57,683
+扎个头发是什么样子嘛
+
+1304
+01:11:57,683 --> 01:11:58,933
+对对衣服
+
+1305
+01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,450
+我们我们可以到隔壁村去看看呢
+
+1306
+01:12:01,450 --> 01:12:02,683
+哎走走走走
+
+1307
+01:12:03,566 --> 01:12:04,366
+走
+
+1308
+01:12:10,650 --> 01:12:12,533
+我老婆嗯
+
+1309
+01:12:14,733 --> 01:12:15,733
+很有内涵
+
+1310
+01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:19,133
+是啊她是很好
+
+1311
+01:12:22,050 --> 01:12:25,483
+大哥哈哈哈哈他的眼神怎么了
+
+1312
+01:12:25,483 --> 01:12:29,333
+感觉要虐了哈哈哈哈
+
+1313
+01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:38,133
+喝瓜子哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1314
+01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,600
+哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1315
+01:12:43,683 --> 01:12:52,249
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1316
+01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:55,049
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1317
+01:12:55,166 --> 01:13:02,449
+哈哈哈最经典的恰恰焦糖瓜子哈哈
+
+1318
+01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:08,850
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈
+
+1319
+01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:11,766
+哈老公
+
+1320
+01:13:11,966 --> 01:13:13,966
+你从今天早上回来笑到现在
+
+1321
+01:13:13,966 --> 01:13:15,933
+有什么事情这么好笑的
+
+1322
+01:13:16,283 --> 01:13:20,649
+哈哈哈早上看到一个肥婆掉到水沟里
+
+1323
+01:13:20,766 --> 01:13:21,333
+哈哈
+
+1324
+01:13:21,333 --> 01:13:24,683
+肥婆掉进水沟里头有什么好笑的
+
+1325
+01:13:24,683 --> 01:13:28,249
+哈哈哈肥婆啊哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1326
+01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:35,800
+水沟啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1327
+01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:36,533
+这么着眼
+
+1328
+01:13:36,533 --> 01:13:38,733
+哈哈哈哈你听我说
+
+1329
+01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:41,566
+三餐都是粗茶淡饭
+
+1330
+01:13:42,533 --> 01:13:43,733
+你会不会介意啊
+
+1331
+01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:45,133
+看你喽
+
+1332
+01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:47,683
+如果你一天不介意吃我煮的菜
+
+1333
+01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,283
+我也无所谓了
+
+1334
+01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,166
+没饼干就要进水沟
+
+1335
+01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:53,766
+我除了有一些伟大
+
+1336
+01:13:53,766 --> 01:13:55,766
+旷世的发明送给你之外呢
+
+1337
+01:13:55,850 --> 01:13:57,850
+连一颗宝石都没送给你
+
+1338
+01:13:57,966 --> 01:13:59,999
+你有没有意见你说我有意见
+
+1339
+01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:02,000
+那个什么扫把拖鞋啊
+
+1340
+01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,250
+搞得我要用两只脚扫地
+
+1341
+01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,999
+白白空出两只手来
+
+1342
+01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,650
+结果呢一只手要擦窗户
+
+1343
+01:14:07,650 --> 01:14:09,400
+另外一只手还要洗衣服
+
+1344
+01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,366
+不知道有多麻烦啊
+
+1345
+01:14:11,366 --> 01:14:13,449
+你终于发现了对啊对啊
+
+1346
+01:14:13,533 --> 01:14:16,566
+还有啊你那台烂抽油烟机怎么样啊
+
+1347
+01:14:16,733 --> 01:14:19,966
+我实在懒得跟你讲我讲就有气
+
+1348
+01:14:19,966 --> 01:14:21,599
+应该的你呀
+
+1349
+01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,200
+到底藏了什么宝石
+
+1350
+01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,800
+赶快拿出来给我看
+
+1351
+01:14:37,483 --> 01:14:38,566
+真的假的
+
+1352
+01:14:40,966 --> 01:14:41,766
+老婆
+
+1353
+01:14:46,050 --> 01:14:46,883
+你怎么了
+
+1354
+01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:48,533
+啊
+
+1355
+01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:50,200
+啊
+
+1356
+01:14:51,450 --> 01:14:53,483
+你是不是抢劫啊
+
+1357
+01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:57,250
+我我没有抢劫啊
+
+1358
+01:14:57,766 --> 01:14:59,733
+因为我医好了一个很有钱的病人
+
+1359
+01:14:59,733 --> 01:14:59,999
+他拿了
+
+1360
+01:15:00,050 --> 01:15:02,366
+很多医药费给我我买来送给你的
+
+1361
+01:15:03,133 --> 01:15:03,933
+啊
+
+1362
+01:15:04,766 --> 01:15:05,566
+啊
+
+1363
+01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:15,449
+啊啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1364
+01:15:15,850 --> 01:15:19,200
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1365
+01:15:19,483 --> 01:15:23,133
+怎么有点好笑你不要过来你不要管我
+
+1366
+01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:24,133
+你没事吧
+
+1367
+01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:27,366
+我一时太开心了不能控制自己
+
+1368
+01:15:28,683 --> 01:15:30,883
+就跟我抢了太漂亮了
+
+1369
+01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:33,083
+我爱你老公
+
+1370
+01:15:36,333 --> 01:15:37,366
+我也爱你
+
+1371
+01:15:37,683 --> 01:15:38,849
+一生一世
+
+1372
+01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:43,566
+好甜呐
+
+1373
+01:15:47,283 --> 01:15:49,483
+阿发我听说城里面最大的一家妓院
+
+1374
+01:15:49,483 --> 01:15:50,483
+混血雅旭
+
+1375
+01:15:50,483 --> 01:15:52,049
+新来了一位巾帼美女
+
+1376
+01:15:52,050 --> 01:15:53,050
+叫做秦操
+
+1377
+01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:55,083
+哇又秦又操
+
+1378
+01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:57,283
+光听这个名字就让人流鼻血了
+
+1379
+01:15:57,283 --> 01:15:58,533
+你尽快去查查他的底
+
+1380
+01:15:58,533 --> 01:16:00,449
+如果没有问题就带他来给我
+
+1381
+01:16:00,850 --> 01:16:01,283
+不会吧
+
+1382
+01:16:01,283 --> 01:16:04,366
+皇上这次怎么派这么好的任务给我
+
+1383
+01:16:05,050 --> 01:16:06,766
+你是我的亲戚吗
+
+1384
+01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:10,366
+而且人人都知道你又专情又疼老婆
+
+1385
+01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,483
+绝不会抢我的女人
+
+1386
+01:16:11,483 --> 01:16:13,533
+完了他不会要出轨吧
+
+1387
+01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:15,533
+尽恕微臣直言
+
+1388
+01:16:16,083 --> 01:16:18,849
+皇上已经有后宫佳丽三千
+
+1389
+01:16:19,166 --> 01:16:21,449
+为什么还要出去偷吃呢
+
+1390
+01:16:34,050 --> 01:16:38,883
+皇上你家里的哈
+
+1391
+01:16:45,050 --> 01:16:45,850
+哈哈
+
+1392
+01:16:47,050 --> 01:16:49,133
+这个人是不是这个啊
+
+1393
+01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:54,883
+怎么关心我
+
+1394
+01:16:58,050 --> 01:16:59,766
+哈哈哈哈
+
+1395
+01:17:00,566 --> 01:17:02,483
+哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1396
+01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:12,600
+哈哈哈
+
+1397
+01:17:13,733 --> 01:17:14,766
+完全明白
+
+1398
+01:17:15,850 --> 01:17:17,050
+皇上你再撑着点
+
+1399
+01:17:18,650 --> 01:17:23,966
+啊哈哈哈尽快为你搞定哈哈哈
+
+1400
+01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,483
+滚回去代购前再来入会
+
+1401
+01:17:30,883 --> 01:17:31,883
+岂有此理
+
+1402
+01:17:31,883 --> 01:17:33,366
+我玩女人这么多年了
+
+1403
+01:17:33,366 --> 01:17:34,733
+没有像今天这么没面子
+
+1404
+01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:36,649
+老子带人来砸他的场子好不好
+
+1405
+01:17:37,566 --> 01:17:38,733
+闭嘴
+
+1406
+01:17:39,366 --> 01:17:41,399
+岂有此理岂有此理
+
+1407
+01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:42,333
+岂有此理
+
+1408
+01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:44,766
+我还以为大张伟呢
+
+1409
+01:17:48,850 --> 01:17:49,966
+怎么样啊
+
+1410
+01:17:50,483 --> 01:17:51,933
+我很想打人
+
+1411
+01:17:52,533 --> 01:17:54,883
+能不能让我狠狠的赏他几耳光
+
+1412
+01:17:54,883 --> 01:17:56,449
+几耳光了出来了
+
+1413
+01:17:56,450 --> 01:17:58,533
+金国家里出场了
+
+1414
+01:18:00,483 --> 01:18:02,283
+看看我看看
+
+1415
+01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,200
+哇
+
+1416
+01:18:10,883 --> 01:18:13,399
+啊够风骚啊啊
+
+1417
+01:18:18,566 --> 01:18:19,533
+啊这是外
+
+1418
+01:18:22,683 --> 01:18:23,683
+小姐
+
+1419
+01:18:24,483 --> 01:18:25,849
+想不想跳支舞啊
+
+1420
+01:18:40,366 --> 01:18:41,166
+啊
+
+1421
+01:18:49,966 --> 01:18:51,599
+哈哈哈
+
+1422
+01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:20,449
+哈哈哈哦原来真是幻想啊
+
+1423
+01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:22,050
+怎么
+
+1424
+01:19:22,566 --> 01:19:25,533
+你站在那既不动也不出声
+
+1425
+01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:30,283
+你是不会跳舞呢还是不会说话呀
+
+1426
+01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,399
+我不认识你
+
+1427
+01:19:33,683 --> 01:19:36,799
+我姓秦单名一个操
+
+1428
+01:19:38,450 --> 01:19:41,483
+哈哈哈哈哈
+
+1429
+01:19:41,533 --> 01:19:45,199
+哎阿爸哎好多女人啊哎哎阿爸
+
+1430
+01:19:45,850 --> 01:19:47,366
+阿爸阿爸
+
+1431
+01:19:47,766 --> 01:19:49,366
+哎呦哎呦
+
+1432
+01:19:49,883 --> 01:19:58,366
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哇塞美女
+
+1433
+01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:03,733
+老婆老公你回来了
+
+1434
+01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:06,083
+哈哈哇
+
+1435
+01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:09,133
+老公啊
+
+1436
+01:20:09,133 --> 01:20:11,366
+我做了一件衣服准备生日那天来穿
+
+1437
+01:20:11,366 --> 01:20:12,566
+你看漂不漂亮
+
+1438
+01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:15,683
+哇红红绿绿的好花俏啊
+
+1439
+01:20:17,083 --> 01:20:19,249
+干嘛他精神出轨了
+
+1440
+01:20:19,283 --> 01:20:21,166
+跟亲戚朋友一起来吃饭
+
+1441
+01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:23,449
+你呀要记得早点回来知不知道
+
+1442
+01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:26,933
+记不记得啊
+
+1443
+01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:32,966
+闻到香味了
+
+1444
+01:20:36,283 --> 01:20:37,083
+老公
+
+1445
+01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:39,566
+怎么你的身上会有香味啊
+
+1446
+01:20:39,566 --> 01:20:41,133
+怎么你的身上有香味啊
+
+1447
+01:20:41,133 --> 01:20:42,483
+你的鼻子还真灵
+
+1448
+01:20:42,650 --> 01:20:44,566
+我特地买了胭脂水粉送你
+
+1449
+01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,333
+你为什么要买胭脂水粉送给我呢
+
+1450
+01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:48,366
+你生日嘛
+
+1451
+01:20:48,966 --> 01:20:50,249
+哈哈哈好乖
+
+1452
+01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:53,966
+他成为慧娴雅旭的新会员哈哈哈哈
+
+1453
+01:20:54,133 --> 01:20:55,999
+啊看到阁下的样子
+
+1454
+01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,200
+我眼下好像有一点
+
+1455
+01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,566
+不知道是什么时分的心里面有
+
+1456
+01:21:00,083 --> 01:21:02,483
+感觉到有一些神奇的
+
+1457
+01:21:02,766 --> 01:21:03,249
+那种
+
+1458
+01:21:03,250 --> 01:21:05,966
+当然就是想狠狠打几个耳光的那种啊
+
+1459
+01:21:06,366 --> 01:21:07,249
+哦
+
+1460
+01:21:07,533 --> 01:21:12,566
+哈哈哈是了是了是了啊是了是了是了
+
+1461
+01:21:12,566 --> 01:21:14,366
+哎呀对啦
+
+1462
+01:21:14,483 --> 01:21:16,333
+你们这里是不是有一位情操姑娘
+
+1463
+01:21:16,366 --> 01:21:18,649
+有有我想马上见他
+
+1464
+01:21:18,650 --> 01:21:20,283
+你想见情操姑娘啊
+
+1465
+01:21:20,533 --> 01:21:22,799
+这里所有的人都要见情操姑娘
+
+1466
+01:21:23,366 --> 01:21:26,733
+排队了别以为自己英俊又有才华
+
+1467
+01:21:26,733 --> 01:21:27,883
+就可以不用排队了
+
+1468
+01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:29,199
+有才华也让你看出来
+
+1469
+01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,683
+我还看得出你很真诚
+
+1470
+01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:32,399
+又有爱心
+
+1471
+01:21:32,533 --> 01:21:33,683
+当朋友真是一流
+
+1472
+01:21:33,933 --> 01:21:35,249
+糟了求让你们看出来
+
+1473
+01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:36,566
+那我一定要请吃饭喽
+
+1474
+01:21:36,733 --> 01:21:38,049
+当然要了
+
+1475
+01:21:38,083 --> 01:21:41,849
+排队吧这臭小子还想插队
+
+1476
+01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,050
+嗯
+
+1477
+01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:46,249
+哇哦哇耶
+
+1478
+01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,933
+看看哇哦
+
+1479
+01:22:02,483 --> 01:22:03,999
+完了变心了
+
+1480
+01:22:05,366 --> 01:22:09,283
+哎大家冷静点冷静点冷静点
+
+1481
+01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:12,766
+秦涛姑娘说想请大家喝一杯酒
+
+1482
+01:22:12,766 --> 01:22:14,483
+先到那边去拿个杯子
+
+1483
+01:22:16,883 --> 01:22:18,733
+这边这边哈
+
+1484
+01:22:24,250 --> 01:22:25,050
+哈
+
+1485
+01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:27,200
+哈
+
+1486
+01:22:30,133 --> 01:22:30,999
+好酒
+
+1487
+01:22:32,933 --> 01:22:35,133
+所谓葡萄美酒夜光杯
+
+1488
+01:22:35,133 --> 01:22:37,133
+欲饮琵琶马上催
+
+1489
+01:22:37,250 --> 01:22:38,450
+这杯葡萄酒
+
+1490
+01:22:39,133 --> 01:22:40,399
+芳香醇厚
+
+1491
+01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,083
+应该有100多年的历史了
+
+1492
+01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:45,133
+相信是西域上贡给周穆王的贡
+
+1493
+01:22:45,683 --> 01:22:47,166
+哎兄弟真的那么有价值啊
+
+1494
+01:22:47,166 --> 01:22:48,249
+太夸了其词了吧
+
+1495
+01:22:48,450 --> 01:22:50,533
+你完全错了酸的味蕾呢
+
+1496
+01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:51,999
+就分布在舌头的两侧
+
+1497
+01:22:52,166 --> 01:22:53,599
+所以我们品尝美酒的时候
+
+1498
+01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:55,483
+要把舌头卷成一圈
+
+1499
+01:22:57,933 --> 01:22:59,799
+你差的远了有的练了
+
+1500
+01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:03,483
+这样就可以避
+
+1501
+01:23:03,483 --> 01:23:04,849
+开两边酸的味蕾
+
+1502
+01:23:05,050 --> 01:23:07,800
+而让酒在甜跟苦的味蕾之间徘徊
+
+1503
+01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:09,600
+先甜后苦
+
+1504
+01:23:09,933 --> 01:23:11,133
+易苦易甜
+
+1505
+01:23:12,683 --> 01:23:13,933
+就好像
+
+1506
+01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,366
+初恋的感觉一样
+
+1507
+01:23:20,933 --> 01:23:22,449
+好像很不舒服似的
+
+1508
+01:23:22,966 --> 01:23:25,883
+又坐立难安莫非挂念家中娇妻
+
+1509
+01:23:26,050 --> 01:23:28,800
+姑娘怎知我家中已有
+
+1510
+01:23:29,283 --> 01:23:30,083
+妻子啊
+
+1511
+01:23:31,050 --> 01:23:34,683
+拿出来真的要我拿出来拿
+
+1512
+01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:38,333
+送给你
+
+1513
+01:23:39,483 --> 01:23:41,449
+什么否有时间留下
+
+1514
+01:23:41,533 --> 01:23:43,649
+促膝长要这样作践自己
+
+1515
+01:23:43,733 --> 01:23:45,449
+哈哈哈
+
+1516
+01:23:46,133 --> 01:23:48,333
+控制自己死就死吧谁怕谁啊
+
+1517
+01:23:49,366 --> 01:23:50,933
+哎哎哎多吃点啊
+
+1518
+01:23:54,133 --> 01:23:54,933
+好好好
+
+1519
+01:23:56,533 --> 01:23:59,649
+哎呀怎么回事我没告诉你吗
+
+1520
+01:24:00,366 --> 01:24:01,766
+那是有一种叫做
+
+1521
+01:24:02,566 --> 01:24:03,649
+岳父来
+
+1522
+01:24:12,683 --> 01:24:14,399
+请问有没有当归啊
+
+1523
+01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,050
+听说多破
+
+1524
+01:24:16,533 --> 01:24:17,766
+现在见到了
+
+1525
+01:24:19,450 --> 01:24:20,933
+嗯开什么玩笑
+
+1526
+01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,250
+说谎话
+
+1527
+01:24:24,883 --> 01:24:26,599
+你说过你会你们的宴会
+
+1528
+01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:29,283
+全因为我太想见我受不了
+
+1529
+01:24:36,283 --> 01:24:37,883
+可以不要啊不可以乱讲话
+
+1530
+01:24:38,733 --> 01:24:41,166
+我真的不想骗你你及时赶到
+
+1531
+01:24:42,083 --> 01:24:43,649
+住嘴皇上
+
+1532
+01:24:43,650 --> 01:24:44,683
+我抓住他
+
+1533
+01:24:44,683 --> 01:24:47,083
+我们中原土地就易如反掌
+
+1534
+01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:49,766
+有我不惜抛弃就能够演的是丝丝入口
+
+1535
+01:24:49,766 --> 01:24:50,599
+入木三分
+
+1536
+01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:52,966
+这讲有一半是是对不起啊
+
+1537
+01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:55,599
+刚刚那场戏我去啊闭嘴
+
+1538
+01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:56,883
+现在情啊
+
+1539
+01:24:56,883 --> 01:25:00,166
+不会是刚才那个哈哈哈哈那个吧啊
+
+1540
+01:25:02,766 --> 01:25:03,566
+啊
+
+1541
+01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,250
+啊啊
+
+1542
+01:25:08,283 --> 01:25:09,083
+不痛哎
+
+1543
+01:25:10,050 --> 01:25:12,050
+啊咦
+
+1544
+01:25:12,050 --> 01:25:14,333
+打中的没事隔壁那个倒霉了
+
+1545
+01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:16,133
+这就是无相神功
+
+1546
+01:25:16,133 --> 01:25:19,999
+是一种可以将能量移转的武功啊
+
+1547
+01:25:20,850 --> 01:25:21,650
+啊
+
+1548
+01:25:23,083 --> 01:25:25,399
+啊真的很舒服吗
+
+1549
+01:25:25,566 --> 01:25:28,799
+算了你还是打那位兄弟吧
+
+1550
+01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:34,333
+啊啊哎呀这
+
+1551
+01:25:46,283 --> 01:25:48,333
+哎呦哎娃娃哎呦哎呦哎呦
+
+1552
+01:25:58,933 --> 01:26:00,249
+啊哈哈哈
+
+1553
+01:26:01,766 --> 01:26:02,566
+啊
+
+1554
+01:26:03,483 --> 01:26:04,283
+别动
+
+1555
+01:26:09,366 --> 01:26:10,166
+好
+
+1556
+01:26:13,133 --> 01:26:14,766
+耶了100年
+
+1557
+01:26:14,766 --> 01:26:17,399
+所以阿发能够随个发明
+
+1558
+01:26:17,450 --> 01:26:21,400
+分分分分就可以垂直睡觉任意飞天乐
+
+1559
+01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:22,766
+我们就在这坐
+
+1560
+01:26:22,966 --> 01:26:24,766
+啊啊啊
+
+1561
+01:26:25,483 --> 01:26:27,733
+边位啊哥姓陈咯
+
+1562
+01:26:28,283 --> 01:26:29,083
+我问你边
+
+1563
+01:26:29,533 --> 01:26:31,599
+不断撞击空气之中的正离子
+
+1564
+01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:32,650
+竟然摄取埋
+
+1565
+01:26:34,650 --> 01:26:36,050
+那你嘴巴就很大
+
+1566
+01:26:40,166 --> 01:26:41,166
+找不着了
+
+1567
+01:26:46,566 --> 01:26:50,199
+哪里比较好大家啊电影也看完了
+
+1568
+01:26:50,850 --> 01:26:52,133
+你说他们那些
+
+1569
+01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:55,199
+嗯一起看电影的看完了就下播了吗
+
+1570
+01:26:58,283 --> 01:27:01,049
+看完了差不多再聊几句就下播了对吧
+
+1571
+01:27:01,050 --> 01:27:02,883
+他们很好
+
+1572
+01:27:04,650 --> 01:27:06,766
+哎文上框的小花花
+
+1573
+01:27:07,166 --> 01:27:09,566
+嗯扣影空影的粉丝
+
+1574
+01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:17,000
+嗯
+
+1575
+01:27:20,450 --> 01:27:22,600
+红包我妈又说今年只有700
+
+1576
+01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:25,400
+我今年都没有700但我但我妈给我
+
+1577
+01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,966
+后来我觉得他这个抽奖肯定有问
+
+1578
+01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:32,250
+不是来不了只有8个电池
+
+1579
+01:27:34,566 --> 01:27:35,366
+oh
+
+1580
+01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:37,483
+人一会要的这个好耶
+
+1581
+01:27:37,733 --> 01:27:39,333
+呃被淋湿的雨的小花花
+
+1582
+01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:40,933
+学校也没要的小花花风雷电
+
+1583
+01:27:41,166 --> 01:27:44,333
+南条拉菲尔小鱼的小花花金宝鱼OK
+
+1584
+01:27:47,566 --> 01:27:48,366
+懂吗
+
+1585
+01:27:48,366 --> 01:27:51,366
+一旦有的东西一旦错过就是永远
+
+1586
+01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:54,533
+只能说错过了就是错过了
+
+1587
+01:27:54,533 --> 01:27:56,283
+不是说主播抠的
+
+1588
+01:27:56,566 --> 01:27:58,483
+是说这个什么呢
+
+1589
+01:27:58,883 --> 01:28:00,966
+这个是这个世界就是
+
+1590
+01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:05,600
+生日还要人家抽奖啊那主
+
+1591
+01:28:11,683 --> 01:28:13,483
+然后拿来做做礼物
+
+1592
+01:28:26,283 --> 01:28:27,083
+哎
+
+1593
+01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:28,766
+好了那就这样
+
+1594
+01:28:28,766 --> 01:28:29,966
+什么是为什么
+
+1595
+01:28:29,966 --> 01:28:31,333
+新抽到的4个
+
+1596
+01:28:31,333 --> 01:28:33,199
+难道这4个都是一个人发的吗
+
+1597
+01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:35,050
+为什么这么离谱啊
+
+1598
+01:28:37,133 --> 01:28:39,483
+我一样祝福你生日快乐
+
+1599
+01:28:39,483 --> 01:28:41,849
+愿你快快脱去幼稚
+
+1600
+01:28:49,566 --> 01:28:52,599
+实名了你可以说不想呃想匿名
+
+1601
+01:28:52,683 --> 01:28:54,966
+呃我一个人看到就行
+
+1602
+01:28:56,166 --> 01:28:58,649
+祝福语都再熟悉不过了吧
+
+1603
+01:28:58,683 --> 01:29:00,999
+祝福语是指寄托美好
+
+1604
+01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:04,400
+一串串闪光的脚印生日快乐
+
+1605
+01:29:08,283 --> 01:29:09,083
+哼
+
+1606
+01:29:11,450 --> 01:29:12,250
+hey
+
+1607
+01:29:19,933 --> 01:29:20,733
+咳咳
+
+1608
+01:29:25,733 --> 01:29:26,533
+Trench
+
+1609
+01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:34,600
+on嘣嘣嘣
+
+1610
+01:29:37,966 --> 01:29:38,883
+哈哈
+
+1611
+01:29:39,733 --> 01:29:40,999
+那就三次
+
+1612
+01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:44,650
+2月5日5月5日和嗯
+
+1613
+01:29:49,133 --> 01:29:54,049
+10月5日 好吧上上上半年下半年都弄弄
+
+1614
+01:29:57,133 --> 01:29:59,883
+那好吧哎叫我干嘛
+
+1615
+01:30:08,800 --> 01:30:09,933
+不行不透露
+
+1616
+01:30:15,133 --> 01:30:16,166
+啊我不会做
+
+1617
+01:30:16,683 --> 01:30:19,649
+恐怖了感觉要吃好久去了
+
+1618
+01:30:21,133 --> 01:30:22,599
+哎缝衣服都很强
+
+1619
+01:30:22,850 --> 01:30:25,733
+也没有吧我我缝的都很丑的
+
+1620
+01:30:27,333 --> 01:30:29,283
+我疯我疯了很丑
+
+1621
+01:30:30,483 --> 01:30:31,683
+我是怎么学会呢
+
+1622
+01:30:31,683 --> 01:30:33,883
+就小时候玩那个什么游戏
+
+1623
+01:30:33,966 --> 01:30:35,883
+我忘记了那个叫啥
+
+1624
+01:30:38,133 --> 01:30:39,999
+就是就是就是
+
+1625
+01:30:41,166 --> 01:30:43,133
+就是抓抓人那种
+
+1626
+01:30:43,133 --> 01:30:44,766
+然后把衣服扯破了
+
+1627
+01:30:45,050 --> 01:30:47,166
+对以前冬天穿的那种衣服
+
+1628
+01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:49,566
+那个有口袋然后被扯破了
+
+1629
+01:30:49,766 --> 01:30:53,283
+啊那个叫什么那种跳跳在地上画那个
+
+1630
+01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,733
+在地上画那个什么
+
+1631
+01:30:55,766 --> 01:30:59,249
+用用粉笔画那个房子啊小格子那些
+
+1632
+01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:01,333
+不是别人跟我的衣服扯破了
+
+1633
+01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:04,799
+然后为了不让妈妈发现
+
+1634
+01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:07,000
+然后那个什么每次扯破了回家
+
+1635
+01:31:07,133 --> 01:31:08,199
+那个缝一下
+
+1636
+01:31:12,733 --> 01:31:13,999
+你没有玩过吗
+
+1637
+01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,533
+那个叫什么游戏啊
+
+1638
+01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:17,283
+有点像跳房子
+
+1639
+01:31:17,766 --> 01:31:20,166
+这是是一个很大的一个正方形的啊
+
+1640
+01:31:20,166 --> 01:31:22,283
+不是一个长方形的一个
+
+1641
+01:31:22,650 --> 01:31:23,766
+然后你要从那
+
+1642
+01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:24,883
+怎么怎么
+
+1643
+01:31:24,883 --> 01:31:25,733
+然后谁有
+
+1644
+01:31:25,733 --> 01:31:28,049
+有人站在中间有人站在两头
+
+1645
+01:31:28,050 --> 01:31:29,850
+然后你要从那穿过去
+
+1646
+01:31:39,050 --> 01:31:40,200
+小女生玩的网唱
+
+1647
+01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:43,683
+这个是那什么力量和什么的碰撞
+
+1648
+01:31:44,133 --> 01:31:45,933
+非常抓人
+
+1649
+01:31:45,933 --> 01:31:47,483
+超超级抓的超级用力
+
+1650
+01:31:47,483 --> 01:31:50,283
+我那个羽绒服被撕烂挤多少条
+
+1651
+01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:51,533
+那个口袋
+
+1652
+01:31:51,733 --> 01:31:53,566
+然后我想想哪里被撕烂
+
+1653
+01:31:54,050 --> 01:31:55,600
+这是衣服口袋哇
+
+1654
+01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:57,800
+就因为抓来抓去那个衣服口袋不知道
+
+1655
+01:31:58,883 --> 01:32:00,449
+碎片化成什么样
+
+1656
+01:32:00,450 --> 01:32:04,400
+然后就是整个口袋被撕下来知道吧
+
+1657
+01:32:04,733 --> 01:32:06,199
+不是他是那种口袋
+
+1658
+01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:07,566
+我不是那种啊
+
+1659
+01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:09,083
+不是在里面他那
+
+1660
+01:32:09,083 --> 01:32:11,133
+他是那个长在外面的那种口袋
+
+1661
+01:32:11,133 --> 01:32:12,733
+你们你们有见过吗
+
+1662
+01:32:13,333 --> 01:32:15,799
+然后回家那个缝了一下然后又出来
+
+1663
+01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:17,883
+然后一下午被撕烂几次
+
+1664
+01:32:17,883 --> 01:32:18,683
+总而言之
+
+1665
+01:32:20,533 --> 01:32:23,049
+对对对太恐怖了
+
+1666
+01:32:23,683 --> 01:32:25,683
+但是我觉得当时很不公平
+
+1667
+01:32:25,766 --> 01:32:29,733
+当时我想想有我还有几个我的小伙伴
+
+1668
+01:32:29,766 --> 01:32:34,083
+然后嗯我们几个女生就是挺小的
+
+1669
+01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:36,166
+然后还有那种大姐���
+
+1670
+01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:37,333
+还有那种
+
+1671
+01:32:37,883 --> 01:32:40,649
+18岁1716
+
+1672
+01:32:41,333 --> 01:32:43,533
+长得很大只很高的那种大姐姐
+
+1673
+01:32:43,533 --> 01:32:45,283
+然后还有那种男的
+
+1674
+01:32:45,483 --> 01:32:47,333
+我不想叫哥哥男的啊
+
+1675
+01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:47,966
+那种男的
+
+1676
+01:32:47,966 --> 01:32:50,199
+也是跟那个姐姐差不多年龄的
+
+1677
+01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:53,600
+就他们他们是那个什么年龄差不多
+
+1678
+01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:55,333
+我们年龄差不多然后一起玩
+
+1679
+01:32:55,333 --> 01:32:57,333
+太不公平了然后那个
+
+1680
+01:32:57,566 --> 01:33:01,533
+那那些那个年龄大的那种男的就嗯
+
+1681
+01:33:02,366 --> 01:33:04,599
+那个力气太大完全玩不过他们
+
+1682
+01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:07,050
+那个衣服老是被扯烂气死了
+
+1683
+01:33:08,933 --> 01:33:11,083
+嗯应该没有18岁
+
+1684
+01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:13,999
+应该也就是上初中的年纪啊
+
+1685
+01:33:14,283 --> 01:33:15,333
+上初中啊
+
+1686
+01:33:15,766 --> 01:33:17,049
+那可能15岁
+
+1687
+01:33:18,766 --> 01:33:22,166
+等等他们长得很高长跟他们长得好高
+
+1688
+01:33:22,650 --> 01:33:24,166
+长得贼壮了
+
+1689
+01:33:24,883 --> 01:33:26,599
+姐姐也长得贼壮了
+
+1690
+01:33:45,366 --> 01:33:46,799
+嗯危险
+
+1691
+01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:50,450
+确实挺危险的就是他们那个什么那种
+
+1692
+01:33:50,850 --> 01:33:52,600
+男的和男的玩的时候
+
+1693
+01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:54,483
+那个衣服都能那个什么
+
+1694
+01:33:54,483 --> 01:33:58,649
+哈哈衣服短那个t恤都能撕撕碎
+
+1695
+01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:02,050
+狂暴啊这么一想
+
+1696
+01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:09,250
+爸爸妈妈
+
+1697
+01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:12,200
+本来就不公平啊他们比我们大那么多
+
+1698
+01:34:15,450 --> 01:34:16,250
+哼哼
+
+1699
+01:34:25,683 --> 01:34:28,166
+坏坏的又让你你又怎么了
+
+1700
+01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:30,083
+我过来
+
+1701
+01:34:47,766 --> 01:34:49,199
+好乖哦我的猫
+
+1702
+01:34:52,933 --> 01:34:56,049
+哎我怎么手机又被他弄倒了
+
+1703
+01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:01,849
+晚上好晚上好
+
+1704
+01:35:02,366 --> 01:35:04,199
+酒鬼回家了是吧
+
+1705
+01:35:05,683 --> 01:35:06,999
+哎确实被我妈发现了
+
+1706
+01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,400
+因为我缝针的那个技术不是很好啊
+
+1707
+01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:10,283
+我都是那个
+
+1708
+01:35:10,966 --> 01:35:12,449
+撩几针就好
+
+1709
+01:35:12,683 --> 01:35:15,199
+我妈是那种细细的一针接一针的
+
+1710
+01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:17,166
+接的很紧密的那种缝
+
+1711
+01:35:17,366 --> 01:35:19,933
+而且颜色也不对劲我记得我当时是
+
+1712
+01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:23,400
+红色羽绒服然后用黑线
+
+1713
+01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:26,483
+还是黑色羽绒服用红线啊哈哈哈
+
+1714
+01:35:26,683 --> 01:35:27,883
+这很明显
+
+1715
+01:35:47,766 --> 01:35:49,133
+粉红的还保暖吗
+
+1716
+01:35:49,733 --> 01:35:50,766
+哎这个还好
+
+1717
+01:35:50,766 --> 01:35:53,849
+这个只是那个衣服包衣服那个什么
+
+1718
+01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,450
+衣服都被扯下来
+
+1719
+01:35:55,450 --> 01:35:57,000
+哎我记得我那个小时候
+
+1720
+01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:57,850
+不知道为什么
+
+1721
+01:35:57,850 --> 01:35:58,283
+我觉得我
+
+1722
+01:35:58,283 --> 01:36:00,599
+小时候有一些很难以解释的事情
+
+1723
+01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,133
+比如说我以前跟你们说的
+
+1724
+01:36:02,133 --> 01:36:03,649
+就是我爸有段时间
+
+1725
+01:36:03,966 --> 01:36:06,366
+每天给我一块钱然后我总是会掉
+
+1726
+01:36:06,366 --> 01:36:07,966
+那为什么就老掉
+
+1727
+01:36:07,966 --> 01:36:10,849
+就要就会掉就是怎么放在哪都会掉
+
+1728
+01:36:10,850 --> 01:36:12,366
+放在衣包里放在裤
+
+1729
+01:36:12,366 --> 01:36:14,966
+包里放在抓在手上都会掉怎么都会掉
+
+1730
+01:36:16,450 --> 01:36:17,650
+还有一个解释不清楚的
+
+1731
+01:36:17,650 --> 01:36:19,650
+就是我一穿羽绒服啊
+
+1732
+01:36:19,650 --> 01:36:21,166
+我就必摔跤
+
+1733
+01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:24,000
+你们知道吗是那种有点长的羽绒服
+
+1734
+01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:26,450
+然后有点长
+
+1735
+01:36:26,766 --> 01:36:28,366
+大概到膝盖
+
+1736
+01:36:28,733 --> 01:36:30,249
+有这么长吗
+
+1737
+01:36:30,883 --> 01:36:32,083
+我忘记了
+
+1738
+01:36:32,083 --> 01:36:34,933
+然后只要是那个穿羽绒服出门啊
+
+1739
+01:36:34,966 --> 01:36:35,933
+一定会摔跤
+
+1740
+01:36:35,933 --> 01:36:36,849
+别别别
+
+1741
+01:36:36,850 --> 01:36:37,533
+摔跤我不知道
+
+1742
+01:36:37,533 --> 01:36:39,566
+我们那个时候路是不是有点烂啊
+
+1743
+01:36:39,566 --> 01:36:40,683
+怎么都会摔跤
+
+1744
+01:36:41,133 --> 01:36:42,733
+就是从从我发现
+
+1745
+01:36:42,766 --> 01:36:44,083
+而且你们知道吗
+
+1746
+01:36:44,083 --> 01:36:46,199
+摔了跤然后那个羽绒服磨破了
+
+1747
+01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:47,483
+就我不知道为什么
+
+1748
+01:36:48,133 --> 01:36:51,599
+就是那个羽绒服磨破了他他那个那个
+
+1749
+01:36:51,883 --> 01:36:55,249
+他那个毛啊毛衣噗呲噗呲的往外冒
+
+1750
+01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:57,250
+这明显感觉那一团
+
+1751
+01:36:57,400 --> 01:36:59,250
+衣服下面越来越轻了
+
+1752
+01:36:59,250 --> 01:37:02,133
+衣服下面越来越空了毛全部跑出去了
+
+1753
+01:37:02,133 --> 01:37:05,199
+好害怕好害怕我每次都会被我妈骂
+
+1754
+01:37:05,850 --> 01:37:07,450
+哎每次都被我妈骂
+
+1755
+01:37:07,533 --> 01:37:09,249
+那这我从
+
+1756
+01:37:09,366 --> 01:37:11,849
+摔了两次然后被我妈骂了之后
+
+1757
+01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:13,250
+然后
+
+1758
+01:37:13,883 --> 01:37:16,166
+后来我就很注意因为你们知道吗
+
+1759
+01:37:16,166 --> 01:37:17,083
+因为那个
+
+1760
+01:37:19,533 --> 01:37:21,566
+摔的洞挺大的就是
+
+1761
+01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,683
+就是用针缝缝不了了已经
+
+1762
+01:37:24,966 --> 01:37:26,533
+这你用针缝的话
+
+1763
+01:37:26,966 --> 01:37:28,199
+因为他挺大一团
+
+1764
+01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:30,250
+比如说你一个大拇指那么大的
+
+1765
+01:37:30,333 --> 01:37:31,883
+呃被磨掉了的话
+
+1766
+01:37:31,933 --> 01:37:33,599
+你用那个呃
+
+1767
+01:37:34,650 --> 01:37:35,966
+针去缝他的话
+
+1768
+01:37:35,966 --> 01:37:38,366
+缝出来他那一团他就是紧的呀
+
+1769
+01:37:38,483 --> 01:37:41,366
+然后就只能贴一个什么东西你知道吗
+
+1770
+01:37:41,450 --> 01:37:43,250
+就只能贴一个那种
+
+1771
+01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:47,283
+那种什么东西贼丑了太丑了
+
+1772
+01:37:47,283 --> 01:37:48,966
+本来我的羽绒服不丑的
+
+1773
+01:37:48,966 --> 01:37:49,966
+然后我妈往
+
+1774
+01:37:49,966 --> 01:37:52,133
+只能往上贴一个东西东西来堵住
+
+1775
+01:37:52,133 --> 01:37:53,083
+你们知道吗
+
+1776
+01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,000
+哎我忘记了是什么啊
+
+1777
+01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:55,883
+丑迷丑眼的
+
+1778
+01:37:55,883 --> 01:37:57,999
+反正就很丑的什么东西只能往上贴
+
+1779
+01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:00,000
+对啊打个补贴就那种
+
+1780
+01:38:00,366 --> 01:38:02,999
+嗯那种裁缝店可以买到的几块钱
+
+1781
+01:38:03,133 --> 01:38:05,999
+然后大概我想想嗯
+
+1782
+01:38:07,566 --> 01:38:08,533
+贼大一个就
+
+1783
+01:38:08,533 --> 01:38:11,166
+是你食指和那个大拇指指尖
+
+1784
+01:38:11,366 --> 01:38:15,049
+呃那个圈一个圈这么大一颗一个
+
+1785
+01:38:15,050 --> 01:38:15,966
+然后上面
+
+1786
+01:38:16,366 --> 01:38:18,083
+这图案又很丑
+
+1787
+01:38:18,283 --> 01:38:19,766
+这图案又很丑
+
+1788
+01:38:20,600 --> 01:38:22,000
+有的时候是那种什么动物
+
+1789
+01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,650
+然后那个动物长得巨丑
+
+1790
+01:38:23,650 --> 01:38:25,933
+然后就往我衣服上面那个贴住
+
+1791
+01:38:25,933 --> 01:38:26,799
+那不然没办法
+
+1792
+01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:29,400
+要不然他就那个毛一直往外冒啊
+
+1793
+01:38:29,533 --> 01:38:31,083
+要那衣服就穿不了了
+
+1794
+01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:33,366
+我记得我有些衣服打了两个布丁啊
+
+1795
+01:38:33,650 --> 01:38:36,566
+两个布丁好丑啊
+
+1796
+01:38:36,966 --> 01:38:38,733
+他那个颜色又不自然
+
+1797
+01:38:38,883 --> 01:38:40,683
+那你比如说你是红色衣服
+
+1798
+01:38:40,683 --> 01:38:41,999
+然后他是一个什么
+
+1799
+01:38:42,366 --> 01:38:44,199
+绿色啊白色的
+
+1800
+01:38:45,283 --> 01:38:47,849
+之类的之类的反正好丑好丑
+
+1801
+01:38:47,883 --> 01:38:51,599
+弄弄到衣服上好好烦呐本来衣服不丑
+
+1802
+01:38:57,366 --> 01:39:01,133
+生气然后自从我就发现我
+
+1803
+01:39:01,333 --> 01:39:03,649
+每次摔了然后我妈就往上面弄个补丁
+
+1804
+01:39:03,650 --> 01:39:05,533
+我就再也不想那个摔跤了吗
+
+1805
+01:39:05,533 --> 01:39:08,199
+后来我每次那个出门我都有意识
+
+1806
+01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:09,966
+就是别再摔跤了
+
+1807
+01:39:09,966 --> 01:39:11,733
+不知道为什么还是一摔跤
+
+1808
+01:39:11,733 --> 01:39:12,966
+我真想不明白
+
+1809
+01:39:14,850 --> 01:39:18,600
+刚开始我经过我的分析我觉得我是
+
+1810
+01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:21,800
+跑步老是那个什么你追我打的那个
+
+1811
+01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:22,933
+小学的时候吗
+
+1812
+01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:25,333
+你追我打我打的就很容易摔
+
+1813
+01:39:25,766 --> 01:39:27,966
+摔了那个什么衣服就会破
+
+1814
+01:39:27,966 --> 01:39:29,566
+然后后来我就注意了我就
+
+1815
+01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:32,566
+我就不跑了吗我就那个小跑
+
+1816
+01:39:32,733 --> 01:39:33,933
+很注意很注意
+
+1817
+01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:36,366
+���为什么总是还是会摔啊
+
+1818
+01:39:36,366 --> 01:39:37,733
+我都记得我在哪个地方
+
+1819
+01:39:37,733 --> 01:39:39,249
+还在哪个地方摔过两跤
+
+1820
+01:39:39,250 --> 01:39:41,450
+我当时真是无语了
+
+1821
+01:39:41,450 --> 01:39:43,333
+我都不知道这怎么能摔呢
+
+1822
+01:39:43,333 --> 01:39:44,049
+而且每次都
+
+1823
+01:39:44,050 --> 01:39:45,600
+赶上我穿那个羽绒服的时候
+
+1824
+01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:47,400
+真的太生气了
+
+1825
+01:39:48,050 --> 01:39:49,483
+我记得在那就在那
+
+1826
+01:39:49,650 --> 01:39:52,166
+那个那有一个麻将馆那
+
+1827
+01:39:52,283 --> 01:39:54,166
+麻将馆前面我摔了一跤
+
+1828
+01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:55,283
+然后那个
+
+1829
+01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:58,400
+呃有一个那个那个小男生他们家那
+
+1830
+01:39:58,450 --> 01:40:00,283
+那个路口那摔了一跤
+
+1831
+01:40:00,283 --> 01:40:02,199
+他给我气死了又打两
+
+1832
+01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:03,000
+不定
+
+1833
+01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:05,133
+好烦啊
+
+1834
+01:40:07,566 --> 01:40:11,449
+嗯我协调性很好啊去死吧
+
+1835
+01:40:11,883 --> 01:40:13,049
+我那个什么
+
+1836
+01:40:13,050 --> 01:40:15,200
+军训那个什么从来没被拎出来
+
+1837
+01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:18,366
+那个呃说那个那个不协调过
+
+1838
+01:40:18,366 --> 01:40:21,483
+你们有没有被拎出来说同手同脚
+
+1839
+01:40:21,850 --> 01:40:23,683
+或或者是那个节奏跟不上
+
+1840
+01:40:23,683 --> 01:40:25,083
+我从来没有好吗
+
+1841
+01:40:26,966 --> 01:40:27,766
+娘子
+
+1842
+01:40:32,533 --> 01:40:33,483
+气死了
+
+1843
+01:40:58,000 --> 01:40:59,366
+没有平衡感没问题
+
+1844
+01:40:59,366 --> 01:41:01,449
+不知道可能小的时候那个什么
+
+1845
+01:41:02,083 --> 01:41:03,999
+可能羽绒服太长了吧
+
+1846
+01:41:06,166 --> 01:41:07,366
+不能单脚站立
+
+1847
+01:41:07,766 --> 01:41:08,883
+那我可以哈
+
+1848
+01:41:09,683 --> 01:41:12,733
+我懒得啊反正我协调性挺好的好吧
+
+1849
+01:41:18,850 --> 01:41:21,766
+等主播之后那个什么有空了那个啥
+
+1850
+01:41:22,766 --> 01:41:24,599
+去学跳舞的时候
+
+1851
+01:41:24,766 --> 01:41:27,283
+就知道我协调性肯定没问题了
+
+1852
+01:41:29,483 --> 01:41:32,166
+oh协调性不好的话应该也跳不好舞啊
+
+1853
+01:41:32,166 --> 01:41:34,133
+等到时候咱们来见分晓
+
+1854
+01:41:37,683 --> 01:41:39,199
+啊我猫真的有练袜
+
+1855
+01:41:39,200 --> 01:41:39,566
+屁啊
+
+1856
+01:41:39,566 --> 01:41:41,733
+他又把谁的袜子交到我房间来了
+
+1857
+01:41:41,733 --> 01:41:44,799
+真的好无语啊为什么
+
+1858
+01:41:47,566 --> 01:41:48,566
+哈哈哈
+
+1859
+01:41:48,850 --> 01:41:52,050
+啊我一低头我说我鞋踩到什么了
+
+1860
+01:41:52,050 --> 01:41:54,483
+一低头两坨袜子
+
+1861
+01:41:54,733 --> 01:41:55,766
+真的好喜欢
+
+1862
+01:41:55,766 --> 01:41:58,533
+从我妈房间叼袜子到我房间来啊
+
+1863
+01:41:59,333 --> 01:42:03,333
+真的受不了真的无语为什么啊
+
+1864
+01:42:08,366 --> 01:42:10,483
+但他会的会的啊
+
+1865
+01:42:10,483 --> 01:42:12,799
+他他掉的是我妈我爸的袜子
+
+1866
+01:42:14,600 --> 01:42:16,533
+胃口不要这么好好吧
+
+1867
+01:42:16,966 --> 01:42:19,649
+挑点食吧你还是挑点食吧
+
+1868
+01:42:20,366 --> 01:42:21,733
+为什么
+
+1869
+01:42:22,766 --> 01:42:23,599
+这可能我妈
+
+1870
+01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:26,883
+有的时候他那个放袜子的抽屉没关啊
+
+1871
+01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:29,933
+他就要从那里面那个叼袜子
+
+1872
+01:42:30,566 --> 01:42:31,683
+然后叼双袜子
+
+1873
+01:42:31,683 --> 01:42:34,199
+然后那个什么到我房间里玩
+
+1874
+01:42:35,333 --> 01:42:36,733
+无语啊
+
+1875
+01:42:37,883 --> 01:42:39,283
+太无语了
+
+1876
+01:42:44,333 --> 01:42:46,999
+怎么跟我一样下头我什么都没做啊
+
+1877
+01:42:47,733 --> 01:42:49,999
+我我对这个没什么兴趣
+
+1878
+01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:50,966
+你们有没有兴趣
+
+1879
+01:42:50,966 --> 01:42:53,049
+我不想说反正我是没兴趣的
+
+1880
+01:42:54,050 --> 01:42:54,850
+嗯
+
+1881
+01:42:59,883 --> 01:43:01,049
+为什么叫我袜子
+
+1882
+01:43:01,050 --> 01:43:03,250
+我不知道他喜欢那个什么
+
+1883
+01:43:03,333 --> 01:43:07,683
+嗯他喜欢那个什么呃团成一团的袜子
+
+1884
+01:43:09,050 --> 01:43:11,966
+晚上好晚上好他喜欢团成一团的袜子
+
+1885
+01:43:12,283 --> 01:43:14,733
+老是把一团的袜子交到我房间来
+
+1886
+01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:18,400
+就是我房间那个放袜子的那个柜子是
+
+1887
+01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:19,566
+是关着的
+
+1888
+01:43:20,850 --> 01:43:24,166
+怎么今晚要下头我没有啊他们在下头
+
+1889
+01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:34,400
+嗯
+
+1890
+01:43:38,483 --> 01:43:40,133
+那袜子是乱放的吗
+
+1891
+01:43:40,333 --> 01:43:43,199
+这么鞋地上几双几只
+
+1892
+01:43:43,200 --> 01:43:44,566
+找那个什么配不了
+
+1893
+01:43:44,566 --> 01:43:46,933
+对的然后床上几只
+
+1894
+01:43:47,366 --> 01:43:49,283
+啊然后到那个什么
+
+1895
+01:43:49,283 --> 01:43:52,366
+可能那个放学的地方就是这样的
+
+1896
+01:43:52,650 --> 01:43:53,450
+是不是
+
+1897
+01:43:54,883 --> 01:43:56,083
+是不是是不是
+
+1898
+01:43:56,483 --> 01:43:57,883
+是不是是不是
+
+1899
+01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,333
+那你们脱下来呃呃
+
+1900
+01:44:12,333 --> 01:44:14,933
+要换的袜子就是你今天出了门
+
+1901
+01:44:14,933 --> 01:44:17,166
+然后这双袜子明天不穿了这双袜子
+
+1902
+01:44:17,166 --> 01:44:18,533
+但是你今天又不想洗
+
+1903
+01:44:18,533 --> 01:44:21,366
+你们往哪放哼
+
+1904
+01:44:22,733 --> 01:44:24,566
+哦你团钱放柜子里是吧
+
+1905
+01:44:24,566 --> 01:44:27,566
+假装他没穿过下次再拿出来穿
+
+1906
+01:44:45,166 --> 01:44:46,166
+谢谢骚的
+
+1907
+01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:48,650
+大12的见长
+
+1908
+01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:51,133
+谢谢你啊谢谢你的支持
+
+1909
+01:44:51,850 --> 01:44:52,683
+谢谢
+
+1910
+01:44:56,250 --> 01:45:00,333
+这洗衣机然后袜子和和那个
+
+1911
+01:45:00,933 --> 01:45:03,366
+袜子和别的那个一起洗吗
+
+1912
+01:45:03,450 --> 01:45:07,050
+袜子和一些衣服裤子一起洗吗
+
+1913
+01:45:13,166 --> 01:45:15,366
+看完一下不就随便问问吗
+
+1914
+01:45:25,733 --> 01:45:28,683
+塞枕枕枕头下面真的太恶心了
+
+1915
+01:45:28,733 --> 01:45:31,683
+真的我猫已经对着我叫他想吃吃
+
+1916
+01:45:31,683 --> 01:45:34,083
+吃饭没没没没猫粮
+
+1917
+01:45:52,483 --> 01:45:55,483
+哎呀我真的是无语了是我小看他了
+
+1918
+01:45:55,483 --> 01:45:57,849
+4双他掉了4双袜子
+
+1919
+01:46:04,200 --> 01:46:05,000
+2
+
+1920
+01:46:08,450 --> 01:46:10,933
+哈哈123
+
+1921
+01:46:18,333 --> 01:46:19,566
+4双
+
+1922
+01:46:21,450 --> 01:46:22,683
+我真的无语
+
+1923
+01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:29,483
+啊太恶心了
+
+1924
+01:46:31,650 --> 01:46:34,450
+为什么我今天一定要去搜一下
+
+1925
+01:46:35,050 --> 01:46:36,283
+我现在就去搜
+
+1926
+01:46:38,366 --> 01:46:39,999
+猫为什么
+
+1927
+01:46:41,450 --> 01:46:42,333
+do what
+
+1928
+01:46:49,850 --> 01:46:50,650
+哼
+
+1929
+01:46:53,733 --> 01:46:54,533
+臭臭啊
+
+1930
+01:46:57,566 --> 01:47:00,283
+袜子有气味思念主人
+
+1931
+01:47:00,733 --> 01:47:01,533
+哈
+
+1932
+01:47:02,133 --> 01:47:02,933
+哈
+
+1933
+01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:05,450
+思念我妈吗难道
+
+1934
+01:47:07,050 --> 01:47:09,483
+真的假的但是我妈那个什么
+
+1935
+01:47:09,650 --> 01:47:11,450
+他对我妈也不是那么
+
+1936
+01:47:11,450 --> 01:47:13,650
+那么有那么思念啊
+
+1937
+01:47:14,566 --> 01:47:16,999
+是啊他只是从我妈的那个袜子柜子
+
+1938
+01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:18,450
+放袜子的柜子里掉的
+
+1939
+01:47:18,450 --> 01:47:19,250
+肯定
+
+1940
+01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:22,683
+我妈今天应该房房间门没关他进去掉
+
+1941
+01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:27,450
+他会想我妈我妈平时抱都抱不到他
+
+1942
+01:47:33,450 --> 01:47:34,333
+再说说
+
+1943
+01:47:38,800 --> 01:47:40,450
+他其实还是比较喜欢我妈
+
+1944
+01:47:40,450 --> 01:47:41,883
+但是他那天把我爸
+
+1945
+01:47:41,883 --> 01:47:43,366
+的袜子也叼过来了呀
+
+1946
+01:47:43,533 --> 01:47:45,766
+我妈很讨厌我爸的我不知道为什么
+
+1947
+01:47:45,766 --> 01:47:47,366
+我不知道发生什么事情了
+
+1948
+01:47:47,366 --> 01:47:49,599
+就我爸呃出差了
+
+1949
+01:47:49,650 --> 01:47:52,566
+呃之前出差挺长一段时间的
+
+1950
+01:47:52,566 --> 01:47:54,999
+然后我我爸出差之前嘛
+
+1951
+01:47:55,133 --> 01:47:59,166
+然后那个时候我嫌我猫睡觉要打扰我
+
+1952
+01:47:59,166 --> 01:48:00,599
+然后我是让我猫
+
+1953
+01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:01,000
+呃我是
+
+1954
+01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:03,483
+我是让我猫跟我爸一个房间睡的
+
+1955
+01:48:03,533 --> 01:48:05,733
+然后我猫都是睡我爸那个枕头上
+
+1956
+01:48:05,733 --> 01:48:06,566
+或者被子
+
+1957
+01:48:06,566 --> 01:48:07,366
+被子上
+
+1958
+01:48:07,533 --> 01:48:10,449
+关系可好了每天一起睡觉来着
+
+1959
+01:48:10,733 --> 01:48:13,533
+结果现在我爸那个出差完回来之后
+
+1960
+01:48:13,533 --> 01:48:14,799
+特别讨厌我爸
+
+1961
+01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:17,283
+不是特别讨厌就已经是那种
+
+1962
+01:48:17,966 --> 01:48:18,649
+怎么说呢
+
+1963
+01:48:18,650 --> 01:48:21,600
+抱都抱不到就是我我把我抱着在家
+
+1964
+01:48:21,600 --> 01:48:22,733
+然后递给我爸
+
+1965
+01:48:22,733 --> 01:48:25,483
+然后我我猫就会立刻很很紧张
+
+1966
+01:48:25,483 --> 01:48:26,399
+然后那个
+
+1967
+01:48:26,650 --> 01:48:28,483
+整个那个爪子也伸出来
+
+1968
+01:48:28,483 --> 01:48:30,399
+就完全非常抗拒我爸
+
+1969
+01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:31,483
+我不知道为什么
+
+1970
+01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:33,400
+那是不因为我爸那天回来
+
+1971
+01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:35,050
+带了一个很那种
+
+1972
+01:48:35,083 --> 01:48:35,999
+那个什么
+
+1973
+01:48:36,366 --> 01:48:38,283
+那种很傻的那种帽子
+
+1974
+01:48:38,533 --> 01:48:40,849
+那个帽子可能看起来太恐怖了
+
+1975
+01:48:40,850 --> 01:48:41,883
+我也不知道
+
+1976
+01:48:44,933 --> 01:48:46,049
+那天我爸一回来
+
+1977
+01:48:46,050 --> 01:48:48,166
+我妈看到我爸就就吓他
+
+1978
+01:48:48,166 --> 01:48:49,766
+那个转身就跑了
+
+1979
+01:48:50,166 --> 01:48:52,566
+虽然不排除他是已经认不出我爸了
+
+1980
+01:48:52,566 --> 01:48:54,999
+但是在后来的这么长的时间里
+
+1981
+01:48:55,000 --> 01:48:56,650
+我爸都回来一个月了吧
+
+1982
+01:48:56,933 --> 01:49:00,199
+我妈还是很讨厌我爸很神奇想不明白
+
+1983
+01:49:05,450 --> 01:49:06,400
+很神奇
+
+1984
+01:49:07,200 --> 01:49:09,166
+我爸也说我猫很讨厌他
+
+1985
+01:49:09,166 --> 01:49:11,733
+我猫那个什么还把他那个抓伤了呢
+
+1986
+01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:13,083
+对我爸想抱他
+
+1987
+01:49:13,283 --> 01:49:15,599
+然后从我怀里那个什么抱到
+
+1988
+01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:16,800
+抱过去之后
+
+1989
+01:49:16,883 --> 01:49:20,166
+然后我猫太紧张然后把他那个那个
+
+1990
+01:49:23,766 --> 01:49:25,483
+把他手抓伤了来着
+
+1991
+01:49:28,850 --> 01:49:29,733
+那我妈就不会
+
+1992
+01:49:29,733 --> 01:49:32,683
+抓我和我妈就是我我们俩抱他的话
+
+1993
+01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:34,766
+很奇怪不知道为什么
+
+1994
+01:49:34,966 --> 01:49:37,166
+我感觉就是我爸那天回来的时候
+
+1995
+01:49:37,166 --> 01:49:38,933
+我爸没抱够啊
+
+1996
+01:49:39,933 --> 01:49:40,733
+而且
+
+1997
+01:49:41,533 --> 01:49:42,449
+不走也还好吧
+
+1998
+01:49:42,450 --> 01:49:44,766
+我那天不是在我亲戚家摸了那个泰迪
+
+1999
+01:49:44,766 --> 01:49:45,566
+吗
+
+2000
+01:49:46,450 --> 01:49:49,366
+然后回来我妈还闻到我手上的味道啊
+
+2001
+01:49:49,366 --> 01:49:51,566
+但是他也没有没有什么那个情况
+
+2002
+01:49:51,883 --> 01:49:54,366
+不是就是就是划破皮了
+
+2003
+01:49:56,966 --> 01:49:57,533
+就是就是
+
+2004
+01:49:57,533 --> 01:49:58,483
+我爸那天回来时候
+
+2005
+01:49:58,483 --> 01:50:00,249
+带了一个贼搞笑的那个帽子
+
+2006
+01:50:00,250 --> 01:50:01,250
+就是那种
+
+2007
+01:50:02,133 --> 01:50:03,199
+有点像厨师帽
+
+2008
+01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:05,366
+但是他是毛茸茸的你们知道吗
+
+2009
+01:50:05,683 --> 01:50:07,333
+很古老的那种啊
+
+2010
+01:50:07,966 --> 01:50:09,733
+然后耳朵还要翻一翻
+
+2011
+01:50:09,733 --> 01:50:13,766
+一翻一翻翻上去你们懂吗好搞笑
+
+2012
+01:50:15,083 --> 01:50:17,849
+就是有点像军大衣会配的那种帽子
+
+2013
+01:50:17,850 --> 01:50:20,050
+你们你们能想象出来吗
+
+2014
+01:50:21,083 --> 01:50:21,933
+哎那个太极
+
+2015
+01:50:21,933 --> 01:50:22,249
+说实话
+
+2016
+01:50:22,250 --> 01:50:24,566
+后来我又那个什么觉得他可爱了
+
+2017
+01:50:24,566 --> 01:50:27,249
+因为那个真的我待会跟你说啊
+
+2018
+01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:28,933
+你们能想出来吗
+
+2019
+01:50:35,450 --> 01:50:37,133
+总之就是那种帽子
+
+2020
+01:50:37,450 --> 01:50:38,566
+贼搞笑了
+
+2021
+01:50:40,883 --> 01:50:43,049
+那还那个太极哎我但是我觉得
+
+2022
+01:50:43,483 --> 01:50:44,799
+他好粘人好可爱哦
+
+2023
+01:50:44,800 --> 01:50:47,533
+就是后来我要走了我又蹲在他旁边
+
+2024
+01:50:47,533 --> 01:50:49,599
+然后然后他就一直叫你们知道吗
+
+2025
+01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:51,450
+就是我一走出去他就一直叫
+
+2026
+01:50:51,450 --> 01:50:53,733
+然后我一靠近他然后摸他的头
+
+2027
+01:50:53,733 --> 01:50:55,133
+他就安静下来了
+
+2028
+01:50:55,283 --> 01:50:56,849
+本来他是跳起来2
+
+2029
+01:50:56,850 --> 01:50:58,366
+就是那个像人一样站起来
+
+2030
+01:50:58,366 --> 01:50:59,766
+然后一直叫一直叫
+
+2031
+01:50:59,766 --> 01:51:01,166
+然后我一摸他的头啊
+
+2032
+01:51:01,166 --> 01:51:02,599
+他就安静下来那个
+
+2033
+01:51:02,733 --> 01:51:03,683
+然后让我摸
+
+2034
+01:51:03,683 --> 01:51:05,049
+然后我手一放下
+
+2035
+01:51:05,333 --> 01:51:07,849
+拿出手机打个字他就一直叫一直
+
+2036
+01:51:08,683 --> 01:51:10,049
+然后用爪子扒我
+
+2037
+01:51:10,050 --> 01:51:11,450
+然后想想被摸头
+
+2038
+01:51:11,450 --> 01:51:13,200
+然后一摸头他又安静了
+
+2039
+01:51:13,200 --> 01:51:14,766
+好可爱呀
+
+2040
+01:51:17,366 --> 01:51:19,333
+然后我走的时候
+
+2041
+01:51:19,450 --> 01:51:21,966
+就我跟我那个奶奶说拜拜
+
+2042
+01:51:21,966 --> 01:51:23,249
+然后我走了之后
+
+2043
+01:51:23,333 --> 01:51:25,766
+然后那个���个泰迪还一直在叫
+
+2044
+01:51:26,283 --> 01:51:28,483
+我已经走出去老远了他还在叫
+
+2045
+01:51:28,650 --> 01:51:30,133
+不是我跟他说
+
+2046
+01:51:30,133 --> 01:51:32,249
+我就跟我就跟那个狗说拜拜
+
+2047
+01:51:32,483 --> 01:51:34,333
+然后他就一直叫我我就走了
+
+2048
+01:51:34,333 --> 01:51:35,333
+他就一直叫
+
+2049
+01:51:35,566 --> 01:51:37,366
+太可爱了吧
+
+2050
+01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:39,050
+太粘人了吧
+
+2051
+01:51:39,050 --> 01:51:40,450
+好想养狗啊
+
+2052
+01:51:41,283 --> 01:51:42,733
+像我像猫啊
+
+2053
+01:51:42,733 --> 01:51:44,999
+那什么我死在外面他都不会叫
+
+2054
+01:51:45,083 --> 01:51:49,683
+哎说极端了啊确实是啊就是狗真的哎
+
+2055
+01:51:49,683 --> 01:51:51,366
+我这方面还是蛮好
+
+2056
+01:51:51,566 --> 01:51:54,049
+我爸当时也觉得那个狗好粘人
+
+2057
+01:51:54,166 --> 01:51:55,449
+想养狗了
+
+2058
+01:52:08,133 --> 01:52:09,799
+狗是比猫聪明的
+
+2059
+01:52:11,283 --> 01:52:13,283
+应该猫没有那么聪明啊
+
+2060
+01:52:16,166 --> 01:52:17,766
+是他是个活的多年
+
+2061
+01:52:17,766 --> 01:52:19,366
+而且那个什么我
+
+2062
+01:52:19,366 --> 01:52:21,733
+我当时我发微博不是说那个
+
+2063
+01:52:21,733 --> 01:52:23,483
+我们一进门那个呃
+
+2064
+01:52:23,483 --> 01:52:24,566
+泰迪一直叫吗
+
+2065
+01:52:24,566 --> 01:52:26,733
+后来发现原来他是在凶我爸
+
+2066
+01:52:26,933 --> 01:52:29,399
+这我奶奶说他那个泰迪特别讨厌
+
+2067
+01:52:29,400 --> 01:52:31,733
+我爸就说那个泰迪很小的时候
+
+2068
+01:52:31,733 --> 01:52:33,966
+那个泰迪已经10岁了你们知道吗
+
+2069
+01:52:33,966 --> 01:52:37,399
+他说那个泰迪一岁还是多少岁的时候
+
+2070
+01:52:38,283 --> 01:52:40,883
+就是那个泰迪很小的时候我爸打过他
+
+2071
+01:52:40,966 --> 01:52:42,799
+就是我爸就是那个什么
+
+2072
+01:52:42,933 --> 01:52:45,566
+我当时我问了一下我说你打他干嘛呢
+
+2073
+01:52:45,566 --> 01:52:47,083
+他说什么那个什么
+
+2074
+01:52:47,133 --> 01:52:49,083
+那个狗那什么那个什么
+
+2075
+01:52:49,166 --> 01:52:51,399
+哎我忘记了他就那种拍他
+
+2076
+01:52:51,566 --> 01:52:53,366
+打他屁股还是打他头啊
+
+2077
+01:52:53,483 --> 01:52:54,999
+那个狗就一直很讨厌他
+
+2078
+01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:56,083
+他每次来我奶奶家
+
+2079
+01:52:56,083 --> 01:52:58,366
+去我奶奶家那个狗就一直狂叫他
+
+2080
+01:52:58,450 --> 01:52:59,766
+太搞笑
+
+2081
+01:53:00,683 --> 01:53:03,133
+啊太缺德了
+
+2082
+01:53:03,250 --> 01:53:04,883
+但是但是
+
+2083
+01:53:04,966 --> 01:53:08,199
+但是那个什么他们和解了大家
+
+2084
+01:53:09,000 --> 01:53:11,850
+就我爸那个什么拿吃的喂了他那个
+
+2085
+01:53:11,850 --> 01:53:12,766
+喂了他几口
+
+2086
+01:53:12,766 --> 01:53:16,399
+那个泰迪就就又那个原谅我爸了
+
+2087
+01:53:16,400 --> 01:53:17,366
+哈哈哈
+
+2088
+01:53:18,450 --> 01:53:20,600
+那这句话怎么讲的这么搞笑啊
+
+2089
+01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:22,533
+但是我爸那个什么
+
+2090
+01:53:22,533 --> 01:53:24,483
+我爸说你看我待会喂他几个吃的
+
+2091
+01:53:24,483 --> 01:53:26,166
+他就他就那个什么好了
+
+2092
+01:53:26,166 --> 01:53:27,566
+就喂了他几个吃的那个
+
+2093
+01:53:27,566 --> 01:53:28,733
+那个泰迪就乖了
+
+2094
+01:53:28,733 --> 01:53:30,133
+就也让摸头了
+
+2095
+01:53:30,366 --> 01:53:32,999
+哇塞狗的性格也太好了
+
+2096
+01:53:33,850 --> 01:53:39,366
+真好和解了哈哈原谅我爸了哈哈
+
+2097
+01:53:56,283 --> 01:53:57,683
+我的纸呢
+
+2098
+01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:05,200
+okay
+
+2099
+01:54:22,650 --> 01:54:25,883
+你们想不想先小听一下这个人头麦啊
+
+2100
+01:54:26,933 --> 01:54:29,166
+就只只说一句话感受一下
+
+2101
+01:54:29,166 --> 01:54:31,083
+我觉得没啥区别因为
+
+2102
+01:54:32,483 --> 01:54:36,199
+我是说整整个的他那个音质没啥区别
+
+2103
+01:54:42,766 --> 01:54:43,566
+NO
+
+2104
+01:55:15,916 --> 01:55:18,516
+我觉得我应该有一个什么待机画面
+
+2105
+01:55:18,516 --> 01:55:19,316
+哼哼
+
+2106
+01:55:21,233 --> 01:55:22,233
+但是我没有
+
+2107
+01:55:51,033 --> 01:55:52,083
+喂喂喂
+
+2108
+01:55:52,200 --> 01:55:53,483
+有区别吗
+
+2109
+01:55:55,483 --> 01:55:57,199
+为什么另外一个没声了
+
+2110
+01:56:06,116 --> 01:56:07,883
+喂喂喂喂喂喂
+
+2111
+01:56:08,166 --> 01:56:09,633
+是没区别是吧
+
+2112
+01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:11,566
+是没区别
+
+2113
+01:56:16,316 --> 01:56:17,316
+完蛋
+
+2114
+01:56:19,716 --> 01:56:22,433
+不是不是我说的是那种啊
+
+2115
+01:56:22,633 --> 01:56:24,599
+不是左右耳朵我说的是那种
+
+2116
+01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:26,683
+就是距离很近的感觉
+
+2117
+01:56:27,116 --> 01:56:29,366
+有没有那种音质上的区别
+
+2118
+01:56:29,566 --> 01:56:33,116
+那种感觉离耳朵很近的感觉有吗
+
+2119
+01:56:33,316 --> 01:56:34,166
+喂喂喂
+
+2120
+01:56:34,716 --> 01:56:35,516
+没有吗
+
+2121
+01:56:38,883 --> 01:56:41,233
+那我不知道那可能真的要调一下了
+
+2122
+01:56:43,366 --> 01:56:44,283
+你好
+
+2123
+01:56:46,400 --> 01:56:47,683
+有区别吗
+
+2124
+01:56:48,366 --> 01:56:50,399
+我想自己听一下
+
+2125
+01:57:04,483 --> 01:57:05,716
+啊啊啊喂
+
+2126
+01:57:07,233 --> 01:57:09,883
+是吗我自己听也觉得没有很大区别
+
+2127
+01:57:09,883 --> 01:57:11,116
+好奇怪啊
+
+2128
+01:57:21,283 --> 01:57:23,166
+哎你们能听到这个的声音吗
+
+2129
+01:57:24,366 --> 01:57:26,516
+喂喂喂喂能听到吗
+
+2130
+01:57:36,233 --> 01:57:37,083
+喂喂喂
+
+2131
+01:57:37,116 --> 01:57:39,083
+这是什么呀这为什么
+
+2132
+01:57:39,116 --> 01:57:39,916
+嗯
+
+2133
+01:57:40,366 --> 01:57:41,366
+能听到吗
+
+2134
+01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:43,566
+看我研究的
+
+2135
+01:57:43,566 --> 01:57:44,366
+sorry i didn't catch your name earlier
+
+2136
+01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:56,916
+有没有那我但是
+
+2137
+01:57:57,233 --> 01:58:00,083
+我觉得这个他那个没没有那么明显啊
+
+2138
+01:58:00,083 --> 01:58:02,683
+没有别人我听别人的那么好听啊
+
+2139
+01:58:03,083 --> 01:58:06,833
+我耳朵啊这是什么啊你这等等
+
+2140
+01:58:07,033 --> 01:58:09,633
+你们感觉没感觉到吗捂耳朵
+
+2141
+01:58:12,966 --> 01:58:15,633
+没啥啥也没有哎完蛋
+
+2142
+01:58:17,433 --> 01:58:18,283
+再来再来一次
+
+2143
+01:58:18,683 --> 01:58:19,599
+怎么回事
+
+2144
+01:58:26,683 --> 01:58:27,483
+有吗
+
+2145
+01:58:35,033 --> 01:58:36,316
+没感觉吗
+
+2146
+01:58:37,600 --> 01:58:38,033
+哼
+
+2147
+01:58:38,033 --> 01:58:40,966
+那完蛋等等我再试试别急
+
+2148
+01:59:15,683 --> 01:59:18,399
+别急别别急我还没开始呢
+
+2149
+01:59:18,600 --> 01:59:21,766
+我先调调我看看是不是这么调的
+
+2150
+01:59:22,600 --> 01:59:25,433
+该是要用这个啊不对不对不是这个
+
+2151
+01:59:25,833 --> 01:59:27,883
+应该是用这个嗯
+
+2152
+01:59:30,366 --> 01:59:31,199
+这个吧
+
+2153
+01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:33,000
+你把这个
+
+2154
+01:59:54,033 --> 01:59:54,516
+啊
+
+2155
+01:59:54,516 --> 01:59:57,683
+现在是单身的但是别急现在有区别吗
+
+2156
+02:00:17,833 --> 02:00:18,633
+嗯
+
+2157
+02:00:20,566 --> 02:00:21,366
+嗯
+
+2158
+02:00:24,200 --> 02:00:27,083
+这个现在是左边还是右边啊
+
+2159
+02:00:37,166 --> 02:00:39,316
+喂喂喂现在是右边吗
+
+2160
+02:00:39,516 --> 02:00:41,916
+现在音量是不是比左边小啊
+
+2161
+02:00:42,683 --> 02:00:43,683
+喂喂喂
+
+2162
+02:00:43,883 --> 02:00:46,883
+现在是左边是吗哈哈哈
+
+2163
+02:00:52,283 --> 02:00:53,799
+现在是左边是吗
+
+2164
+02:00:54,483 --> 02:00:54,883
+对
+
+2165
+02:00:54,883 --> 02:00:58,233
+我也觉得这个麦克风他右边比左边小
+
+2166
+02:00:59,433 --> 02:01:01,883
+现在有现在声音怎么样呢
+
+2167
+02:01:03,166 --> 02:01:04,683
+喂喂喂你好
+
+2168
+02:01:06,883 --> 02:01:08,199
+还要大一点
+
+2169
+02:01:15,566 --> 02:01:16,516
+喂喂喂
+
+2170
+02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,000
+现在呢
+
+2171
+02:01:26,633 --> 02:01:28,116
+现在还小吗
+
+2172
+02:01:30,916 --> 02:01:33,799
+OK那嗯嗯等等别在那
+
+2173
+02:01:34,033 --> 02:01:36,683
+那你们觉得现在听起来音质有没有
+
+2174
+02:01:36,800 --> 02:01:38,433
+跟音质怎么样
+
+2175
+02:01:39,200 --> 02:01:41,083
+等我自己也录一个等等啊
+
+2176
+02:01:45,633 --> 02:01:48,366
+why喂喂晚上好
+
+2177
+02:01:50,716 --> 02:01:52,116
+听起来怎么样
+
+2178
+02:01:54,883 --> 02:01:55,516
+五
+
+2179
+02:01:55,516 --> 02:01:56,766
+五个耳朵试试
+
+2180
+02:02:13,916 --> 02:02:16,033
+哈哈哈哈怎么样
+
+2181
+02:02:32,033 --> 02:02:34,083
+婴儿我不知道为什么声音特别小啊
+
+2182
+02:02:34,083 --> 02:02:34,883
+我感觉他这
+
+2183
+02:02:34,883 --> 02:02:37,199
+右边麦克风是不是有什么问题
+
+2184
+02:02:42,166 --> 02:02:46,516
+1234567我给我自己听一下试试
+
+2185
+02:02:49,083 --> 02:02:50,033
+好结束啊
+
+2186
+02:03:44,116 --> 02:03:44,916
+hello
+
+2187
+02:03:46,283 --> 02:03:48,599
+你们再听一下跟现在有区别吗
+
+2188
+02:03:49,966 --> 02:03:52,283
+跟现在有区别吗
+
+2189
+02:03:58,116 --> 02:03:59,966
+确确实抱歉抱歉
+
+2190
+02:04:00,516 --> 02:04:02,166
+刚才没调回来
+
+2191
+02:04:02,483 --> 02:04:03,483
+有区别吗
+
+2192
+02:04:03,516 --> 02:04:06,083
+我自己听听试试看看
+
+2193
+02:04:10,166 --> 02:04:11,083
+等等等等
+
+2194
+02:04:11,083 --> 02:04:13,433
+等等等等我还没调回去
+
+2195
+02:04:19,683 --> 02:04:20,799
+请稍等
+
+2196
+02:04:22,483 --> 02:04:23,566
+请稍等
+
+2197
+02:04:26,233 --> 02:04:27,033
+听说
+
+2198
+02:04:29,433 --> 02:04:30,283
+现在好了吧
+
+2199
+02:04:30,283 --> 02:04:31,083
+大家
+
+2200
+02:04:35,516 --> 02:04:36,483
+这样好了吧
+
+2201
+02:04:38,316 --> 02:04:38,833
+OK
+
+2202
+02:04:38,833 --> 02:04:41,399
+闭个麦我们自己去听一下哈哈哈
+
+2203
+02:04:41,400 --> 02:04:43,683
+我自己去听一下有什么区别
+
+2204
+02:05:46,433 --> 02:05:47,716
+i'm宝贝可
+
+2205
+02:05:51,916 --> 02:05:53,283
+你们觉得怎么样啊
+
+2206
+02:06:01,166 --> 02:06:01,999
+君子呀
+
+2207
+02:06:05,083 --> 02:06:06,166
+你好啊
+
+2208
+02:06:18,483 --> 02:06:20,116
+还有很多问题呢
+
+2209
+02:06:29,233 --> 02:06:30,033
+嗯
+
+2210
+02:06:32,800 --> 02:06:34,366
+还有很多问题
+
+2211
+02:06:34,366 --> 02:06:35,999
+比如说我觉得这个右边的
+
+2212
+02:06:36,000 --> 02:06:39,116
+比左边声音小好多啊然后
+
+2213
+02:06:39,833 --> 02:06:40,883
+然后
+
+2214
+02:06:41,483 --> 02:06:43,633
+他给我的那个东西
+
+2215
+02:06:43,633 --> 02:06:45,883
+我没有看到有任何一个支撑
+
+2216
+02:06:45,883 --> 02:06:47,833
+这两个麦克风的架子
+
+2217
+02:06:48,433 --> 02:06:51,233
+这没有办法支撑啊只能拿手握着
+
+2218
+02:06:54,316 --> 02:06:55,799
+只能拿手端着
+
+2219
+02:07:00,283 --> 02:07:01,083
+哈哈
+
+2220
+02:07:01,483 --> 02:07:03,399
+别的倒是没啥
+
+2221
+02:07:03,516 --> 02:07:06,166
+就是我自己听着感觉没什么区别
+
+2222
+02:07:06,283 --> 02:07:07,399
+区别不大
+
+2223
+02:07:09,083 --> 02:07:13,633
+问了呀之前都问了还在还在还在
+
+2224
+02:07:14,316 --> 02:07:15,566
+等待
+
+2225
+02:07:18,000 --> 02:07:19,566
+妈妈妈妈妈妈
+
+2226
+02:07:20,233 --> 02:07:21,033
+么么
+
+2227
+02:07:23,083 --> 02:07:23,883
+我听心
+
+2228
+02:07:23,883 --> 02:07:26,799
+我自己都听了一下是能听到的确实
+
+2229
+02:07:30,200 --> 02:07:33,233
+但是我感觉他那个塞进去啊就是
+
+2230
+02:07:33,633 --> 02:07:36,233
+跟衣服摩擦声音好大呀
+
+2231
+02:07:38,283 --> 02:07:39,116
+就是
+
+2232
+02:07:39,316 --> 02:07:42,766
+放上去的时候首先要跟那个要那个
+
+2233
+02:07:43,116 --> 02:07:44,916
+衣服的话很近
+
+2234
+02:07:53,316 --> 02:07:53,999
+哼
+
+2235
+02:07:54,000 --> 02:07:56,566
+谁都解贴皮肤哈哈
+
+2236
+02:08:00,083 --> 02:08:00,883
+哼
+
+2237
+02:08:03,116 --> 02:08:04,716
+你又很懂了
+
+2238
+02:08:10,916 --> 02:08:11,716
+嗯
+
+2239
+02:08:17,800 --> 02:08:21,233
+找找个那个什么好了之后找个时间
+
+2240
+02:08:21,283 --> 02:08:23,433
+等弄好了再找个时间
+
+2241
+02:08:24,316 --> 02:08:25,683
+然后那个什么
+
+2242
+02:08:26,166 --> 02:08:27,716
+看看怎么怎么弄
+
+2243
+02:08:30,166 --> 02:08:30,966
+蹦蹦
+
+2244
+02:08:34,166 --> 02:08:35,566
+看看怎么弄比较好
+
+2245
+02:08:35,566 --> 02:08:38,199
+还得再研究研究啊再看看
+
+2246
+02:08:38,366 --> 02:08:41,516
+那什么自己现在试探试探早了去了
+
+2247
+02:08:41,633 --> 02:08:42,599
+你下个月吧
+
+2248
+02:08:42,600 --> 02:08:45,366
+下个月都不下一个月的话
+
+2249
+02:08:46,233 --> 02:08:48,833
+下一个月吧反正这个月是不可能的
+
+2250
+02:08:48,883 --> 02:08:50,716
+下个月肯定也要中下去啊
+
+2251
+02:08:50,716 --> 02:08:52,316
+我得慢慢探索一下
+
+2252
+02:08:52,316 --> 02:08:55,433
+那个棉签又是怎么怎么挠耳朵的
+
+2253
+02:08:55,683 --> 02:08:58,166
+之类的然后这个这个怎么设置
+
+2254
+02:08:58,166 --> 02:09:00,083
+不知道怎么设置啊这个
+
+2255
+02:09:02,966 --> 02:09:05,766
+哎你们刚才听到有左右边的区别吗
+
+2256
+02:09:06,283 --> 02:09:08,799
+刚才听到有左右边的区别了吗
+
+2257
+02:09:14,316 --> 02:09:16,366
+但是右边声音特别小是吗
+
+2258
+02:09:18,116 --> 02:09:21,233
+二元等1015号以后吧
+
+2259
+02:09:25,233 --> 02:09:28,199
+好吧好吧明白着明白着
+
+2260
+02:09:41,083 --> 02:09:41,883
+okay
+
+2261
+02:09:46,433 --> 02:09:48,116
+啊那什么
+
+2262
+02:09:48,883 --> 02:09:52,883
+反正到时候肯定会那个开开开个几场
+
+2263
+02:09:52,966 --> 02:09:54,999
+开个一两次以后啊
+
+2264
+02:09:55,116 --> 02:09:56,716
+我说的是这辈子
+
+2265
+02:09:57,033 --> 02:09:58,366
+我的人生啊
+
+2266
+02:09:59,000 --> 02:10:01,000
+肯定起码有两次吧
+
+2267
+02:10:23,800 --> 02:10:24,716
+啊哈哈哈
+
+2268
+02:10:29,000 --> 02:10:30,116
+闭一下麦啊等等
+
+2269
+02:11:04,200 --> 02:11:05,966
+哦说话说话
+
+2270
+02:11:11,516 --> 02:11:12,766
+没有没有没有
+
+2271
+02:11:14,966 --> 02:11:16,633
+没吃东西没吃啊
+
+2272
+02:11:16,766 --> 02:11:18,366
+你好你好你好
+
+2273
+02:11:18,433 --> 02:11:20,399
+好了11点半了
+
+2274
+02:11:20,433 --> 02:11:22,566
+等一下我先去把房间门锁一下
+
+2275
+02:11:54,283 --> 02:11:55,433
+唱首歌吧
+
+2276
+02:12:15,116 --> 02:12:15,916
+哼
+
+2277
+02:12:16,083 --> 02:12:18,033
+哎但这首歌我有点久唱的了
+
+2278
+02:12:18,033 --> 02:12:19,366
+不知道还会不会唱
+
+2279
+02:12:28,766 --> 02:12:31,199
+亲亲亲你
+
+2280
+02:12:36,566 --> 02:12:37,366
+嗯
+
+2281
+02:12:38,916 --> 02:12:40,766
+看看我先看看伴奏
+
+2282
+02:12:54,366 --> 02:12:56,766
+啊不是不是我要我要的不是这个伴
+
+2283
+02:12:56,766 --> 02:12:58,599
+奏我要的不是这个伴奏
+
+2284
+02:13:00,766 --> 02:13:02,916
+我要的可能是这个伴奏
+
+2285
+02:13:20,083 --> 02:13:21,566
+看一下key行不行
+
+2286
+02:13:25,283 --> 02:13:28,766
+i'm ready without any makeup on
+
+2287
+02:13:28,766 --> 02:13:32,916
+you think i'm funny when i tell the punch line wrong
+
+2288
+02:13:32,916 --> 02:13:38,433
+i know you got me so i let my walls come down down
+
+2289
+02:13:41,083 --> 02:13:44,166
+before you met me i was alright
+
+2290
+02:13:44,166 --> 02:13:46,683
+but things were kind of heavy
+
+2291
+02:13:46,683 --> 02:13:53,566
+you brought me to life now every February you'll be my Valentine
+
+2292
+02:13:54,316 --> 02:14:00,516
+Valentine let's go all the way tonight
+
+2293
+02:14:00,516 --> 02:14:04,316
+no regretsjust love
+
+2294
+02:14:04,316 --> 02:14:08,716
+we can dance until we die
+
+2295
+02:14:08,716 --> 02:14:13,516
+you and i will be young forever
+
+2296
+02:14:13,600 --> 02:14:20,000
+you make mefeel like i'm living a teenage dream
+
+2297
+02:14:20,083 --> 02:14:24,033
+the way you turn me on i can't sleep
+
+2298
+02:14:24,083 --> 02:14:27,516
+let's run away and don't ever look back
+
+2299
+02:14:27,516 --> 02:14:29,433
+don't ever look back
+
+2300
+02:14:30,033 --> 02:14:34,116
+my heart stops when you look at me
+
+2301
+02:14:34,116 --> 02:14:38,233
+just one touch now baby i believe
+
+2302
+02:14:38,366 --> 02:14:39,799
+this is
+
+2303
+02:14:39,800 --> 02:14:44,000
+real so take a chance and don't ever look back
+
+2304
+02:14:44,000 --> 02:14:46,166
+don't ever look back
+
+2305
+02:14:49,033 --> 02:14:51,566
+不会啊这个应该要生3个
+
+2306
+02:14:51,566 --> 02:14:54,083
+我感觉或者4个再试试呢
+
+2307
+02:14:54,083 --> 02:14:55,166
+我先定一下
+
+2308
+02:15:09,200 --> 02:15:13,283
+you think i'm ready without any makeup on
+
+2309
+02:15:13,283 --> 02:15:17,366
+you think i'm funny when i tell the top pumps right round
+
+2310
+02:15:17,400 --> 02:15:20,166
+i know you get me so i let my
+
+2311
+02:15:25,516 --> 02:15:31,199
+before you met me i was alright but things were kind of heavy
+
+2312
+02:15:31,200 --> 02:15:32,766
+you brought me to life
+
+2313
+02:15:32,766 --> 02:15:39,999
+now every February you'll be my veryValentine Valentine
+
+2314
+02:15:40,516 --> 02:15:45,083
+let's go all the way tonight
+
+2315
+02:15:45,083 --> 02:15:45,883
+no regret
+
+2316
+02:15:47,166 --> 02:15:53,199
+just love we can dance until we die
+
+2317
+02:15:53,233 --> 02:15:58,083
+you and i will be young forever
+
+2318
+02:15:58,116 --> 02:16:04,516
+you and me feel like i'm living a teenage dream
+
+2319
+02:16:04,883 --> 02:16:08,566
+the way you turn me on i can't sleep
+
+2320
+02:16:08,566 --> 02:16:11,999
+let's run away and don't ever look back
+
+2321
+02:16:12,000 --> 02:16:14,233
+don't ever look back
+
+2322
+02:16:14,516 --> 02:16:20,966
+my heart stops when you look at me just one touch
+
+2323
+02:16:20,966 --> 02:16:24,316
+now baby i believe this is
+
+2324
+02:16:25,033 --> 02:16:28,366
+so take a chance and don't ever look back
+
+2325
+02:16:28,366 --> 02:16:30,566
+don't ever look back
+
+2326
+02:16:44,083 --> 02:16:46,599
+大家可以去听这个藤井树啊
+
+2327
+02:16:46,600 --> 02:16:48,000
+是藤井风啊
+
+2328
+02:16:48,316 --> 02:16:49,199
+的版本
+
+2329
+02:16:50,116 --> 02:16:53,083
+好好听我之前循环过无数次啊
+
+2330
+02:17:00,033 --> 02:17:00,833
+嗯
+
+2331
+02:17:00,883 --> 02:17:02,366
+确实好听
+
+2332
+02:17:02,483 --> 02:17:03,283
+嗯
+
+2333
+02:17:17,000 --> 02:17:19,200
+就是藤井说说起来很很
+
+2334
+02:17:19,366 --> 02:17:22,233
+很那个什么绝对有人叫藤井说好吗
+
+2335
+02:17:23,283 --> 02:17:25,433
+谢谢大奔叫的年年有福啊
+
+2336
+02:17:25,433 --> 02:17:26,766
+好谢谢你
+
+2337
+02:17:28,033 --> 02:17:28,916
+感谢你的支持
+
+2338
+02:17:29,366 --> 02:17:31,316
+谢谢悸动战士云草的
+
+2339
+02:17:31,316 --> 02:17:33,916
+正好也显示家人们要的红灯喽
+
+2340
+02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:42,833
+这首歌叫teenage dream
+
+2341
+02:17:52,166 --> 02:17:52,966
+嗯
+
+2342
+02:17:54,166 --> 02:17:54,999
+啊
+
+2343
+02:17:56,000 --> 02:17:58,200
+再唱点什么呢瞅瞅
+
+2344
+02:18:08,583 --> 02:18:09,416
+Goodbye
+
+2345
+02:18:14,783 --> 02:18:16,416
+有什么想听的吗
+
+2346
+02:18:41,383 --> 02:18:42,183
+Woo
+
+2347
+02:18:46,533 --> 02:18:47,983
+不行小三不行
+
+2348
+02:18:48,933 --> 02:18:50,066
+不准小三
+
+2349
+02:19:04,616 --> 02:19:05,416
+嗯
+
+2350
+02:19:06,583 --> 02:19:08,666
+看看我的伴奏哦NO NO NO NO NO
+
+2351
+02:19:18,100 --> 02:19:18,900
+嗯
+
+2352
+02:19:20,700 --> 02:19:21,616
+走开啊
+
+2353
+02:19:25,866 --> 02:19:26,666
+我看看
+
+2354
+02:19:27,416 --> 02:19:29,099
+看看我的伴奏裤啊
+
+2355
+02:19:36,466 --> 02:19:37,333
+外婆桥
+
+2356
+02:19:43,416 --> 02:19:44,216
+嗯
+
+2357
+02:19:46,300 --> 02:19:47,100
+尝尝
+
+2358
+02:19:52,533 --> 02:19:53,333
+嗯
+
+2359
+02:19:54,266 --> 02:19:56,333
+不行小三是付费歌曲
+
+2360
+02:19:58,383 --> 02:19:59,733
+不能轻易唱
+
+2361
+02:20:09,733 --> 02:20:10,533
+嗯
+
+2362
+02:20:30,783 --> 02:20:31,583
+哈
+
+2363
+02:20:38,466 --> 02:20:39,816
+我等等我听一下
+
+2364
+02:20:40,500 --> 02:20:42,066
+是敲着心门
+
+2365
+02:20:43,216 --> 02:20:44,616
+门某些雨
+
+2366
+02:20:44,983 --> 02:20:46,616
+湿会了眼
+
+2367
+02:21:18,700 --> 02:21:21,333
+捧天下的眼神
+
+2368
+02:21:21,666 --> 02:21:23,299
+是原唱啊对不起对不起
+
+2369
+02:21:23,300 --> 02:21:24,216
+最后一次
+
+2370
+02:21:56,733 --> 02:22:01,983
+乌篷点纱灯岩上青石纹着新纹
+
+2371
+02:22:02,783 --> 02:22:08,266
+喃喃细语时归来燕子它不等人
+
+2372
+02:22:09,383 --> 02:22:14,299
+五指方扣桨蓑衣翁龙珍惜桥下绳
+
+2373
+02:22:15,066 --> 02:22:20,266
+春雨连枝绣花鞋落起唢呐声
+
+2374
+02:22:20,466 --> 02:22:25,016
+爆竹燃暗淡月弯弯
+
+2375
+02:22:26,616 --> 02:22:31,383
+锣鼓转踏醒路长长
+
+2376
+02:22:33,016 --> 02:22:38,933
+烛火晃斑驳儿时廊旁谁家白墙
+
+2377
+02:22:39,733 --> 02:22:43,616
+照湿谁家闺女脸庞
+
+2378
+02:22:44,983 --> 02:22:51,099
+摇啊摇15摇过春分就是外婆桥
+
+2379
+02:22:51,266 --> 02:22:55,899
+盼啊盼阿嬷阿嬷地甜甜叫
+
+2380
+02:22:57,383 --> 02:23:03,383
+吵啊吵米花糖挂嘴角总是吃不饱
+
+2381
+02:23:03,583 --> 02:23:08,066
+美啊美小脚桥上翘啊翘
+
+2382
+02:23:23,266 --> 02:23:24,866
+旁边傻蛋
+
+2383
+02:23:26,216 --> 02:23:27,133
+哇吓死我
+
+2384
+02:23:31,383 --> 02:23:34,466
+归来燕子它不等人
+
+2385
+02:23:35,183 --> 02:23:40,416
+五指方扣桨蓑衣翁正系桥下绳
+
+2386
+02:23:41,266 --> 02:23:46,499
+春雨轻敛去绣花鞋落起唢呐声
+
+2387
+02:23:46,816 --> 02:23:51,383
+步儿缓踩吹得泪纷纷
+
+2388
+02:23:52,816 --> 02:23:57,466
+穿弄堂望去忆满满
+
+2389
+02:23:58,933 --> 02:24:05,133
+石阶上转身零落多少银铃啷喃
+
+2390
+02:24:05,900 --> 02:24:09,500
+收起了多少晨与晚
+
+2391
+02:24:11,383 --> 02:24:17,266
+摇啊摇15摇过秋分就是外婆桥
+
+2392
+02:24:17,466 --> 02:24:22,066
+乐啊乐阿嬷阿嬷的紧紧抱
+
+2393
+02:24:23,583 --> 02:24:29,616
+跳啊跳牛郎织女摇摇总是够不着
+
+2394
+02:24:29,816 --> 02:24:34,299
+眨啊眨对着它们笑啊笑
+
+2395
+02:24:36,066 --> 02:24:41,899
+摇啊摇15摇过春分就是外婆桥
+
+2396
+02:24:42,066 --> 02:24:46,666
+盼啊盼阿嬷阿嬷的甜甜叫
+
+2397
+02:24:48,216 --> 02:24:54,183
+吵啊吵米花糖挂嘴角总是吃不饱
+
+2398
+02:24:54,383 --> 02:24:58,933
+美啊美小脚桥上翘啊翘
+
+2399
+02:25:56,300 --> 02:25:58,183
+啊太恐怖了哎等等
+
+2400
+02:26:01,133 --> 02:26:02,583
+为什么有两个
+
+2401
+02:26:03,333 --> 02:26:04,133
+哎
+
+2402
+02:26:04,216 --> 02:26:05,983
+哎等等哎喂
+
+2403
+02:26:07,500 --> 02:26:09,500
+我的声音为什么这么奇怪啊
+
+2404
+02:26:10,066 --> 02:26:12,899
+喂喂喂喂喂喂
+
+2405
+02:26:18,700 --> 02:26:19,266
+喂喂哦
+
+2406
+02:26:19,266 --> 02:26:20,099
+好了好了
+
+2407
+02:26:22,500 --> 02:26:23,816
+谢谢大家的打call
+
+2408
+02:26:26,016 --> 02:26:28,383
+谢谢就看你们的告白花束
+
+2409
+02:26:28,533 --> 02:26:29,616
+谢谢你哦
+
+2410
+02:26:29,666 --> 02:26:30,583
+谢谢你的支持
+
+2411
+02:26:38,383 --> 02:26:39,383
+你在盯什么呢
+
+2412
+02:26:39,383 --> 02:26:41,499
+他在盯着你们的弹幕在滚
+
+2413
+02:26:47,816 --> 02:26:48,016
+好
+
+2414
+02:26:48,016 --> 02:26:50,816
+你们在动然后他现在又开始扒屏幕了
+
+2415
+02:26:57,383 --> 02:26:58,183
+you
+
+2416
+02:27:14,016 --> 02:27:16,466
+太可爱了毛茸茸的
+
+2417
+02:27:18,333 --> 02:27:21,383
+他舔我舌头我很喜欢把他的舌头揪住
+
+2418
+02:27:25,466 --> 02:27:28,383
+然后他就会不知道发生了什么来
+
+2419
+02:27:42,016 --> 02:27:44,299
+哎呀他说他舔人可痛了
+
+2420
+02:27:44,300 --> 02:27:46,783
+不想被他舔太痛了
+
+2421
+02:27:47,100 --> 02:27:48,583
+手肘上有倒刺
+
+2422
+02:27:53,666 --> 02:27:54,466
+嗯嗯
+
+2423
+02:27:55,933 --> 02:27:57,416
+鹅鹅鹅鹅
+
+2424
+02:27:57,783 --> 02:27:59,299
+谢谢慢慢吃只鸡
+
+2425
+02:27:59,300 --> 02:28:02,183
+嗷呜的爱心抱枕和七彩裙套
+
+2426
+02:28:02,933 --> 02:28:04,466
+谢谢你呀
+
+2427
+02:28:07,100 --> 02:28:07,900
+哼
+
+2428
+02:28:12,866 --> 02:28:13,666
+咚咚咚
+
+2429
+02:28:16,783 --> 02:28:18,299
+唱一个
+
+2430
+02:28:20,466 --> 02:28:21,266
+这个吧
+
+2431
+02:28:26,416 --> 02:28:27,216
+嗯嗯
+
+2432
+02:28:43,100 --> 02:28:43,900
+嗯
+
+2433
+02:28:45,783 --> 02:28:49,133
+转动着裙摆想被你猜
+
+2434
+02:28:49,733 --> 02:28:52,466
+偷偷的张望还没戴
+
+2435
+02:28:53,866 --> 02:28:57,216
+我王长太在想有你在
+
+2436
+02:28:57,816 --> 02:29:00,583
+忐忑着多等待你来
+
+2437
+02:29:00,583 --> 02:29:04,183
+六关花人熬一壶茶醉倒
+
+2438
+02:29:04,666 --> 02:29:08,416
+即兴便能让我勒船票真懊恼
+
+2439
+02:29:08,666 --> 02:29:12,416
+像风月太道江南不正好
+
+2440
+02:29:12,700 --> 02:29:16,500
+撩了与我只剩购物要怎么熬
+
+2441
+02:29:16,783 --> 02:29:20,583
+还是你的笑容最可爱
+
+2442
+02:29:20,933 --> 02:29:24,416
+坐着在发烧别一直拆
+
+2443
+02:29:24,783 --> 02:29:28,499
+阳春时有千万种姿态
+
+2444
+02:29:28,816 --> 02:29:32,416
+偏偏都能闹到我醒来
+
+2445
+02:29:50,333 --> 02:29:53,699
+抓一把云彩好生款待
+
+2446
+02:29:54,300 --> 02:29:56,983
+呵呵的蔓延在眉黛
+
+2447
+02:29:58,333 --> 02:30:01,899
+我把思念带想有你在
+
+2448
+02:30:02,583 --> 02:30:05,133
+迢迢的凝视着可爱
+
+2449
+02:30:05,133 --> 02:30:08,733
+流光把人泡一壶茶醉倒
+
+2450
+02:30:09,183 --> 02:30:12,983
+七星剑的肉老船票真懊恼
+
+2451
+02:30:13,183 --> 02:30:17,016
+相逢也太早想漫步正好
+
+2452
+02:30:17,216 --> 02:30:21,066
+撩乱于我只想购物要怎么熬
+
+2453
+02:30:21,300 --> 02:30:24,983
+还是你的笑容最可爱
+
+2454
+02:30:25,266 --> 02:30:28,933
+托着腮发梢别一直踹
+
+2455
+02:30:29,300 --> 02:30:33,016
+扬唇时有千万种姿态
+
+2456
+02:30:33,383 --> 02:30:37,099
+偏偏都能挠到我醒来
+
+2457
+02:30:37,466 --> 02:30:41,333
+还是你的笑容最可爱
+
+2458
+02:30:41,500 --> 02:30:45,016
+托纸腮发梢别一枝钗
+
+2459
+02:30:45,466 --> 02:30:49,066
+阳春时有千万种姿态
+
+2460
+02:30:49,500 --> 02:30:53,300
+偏偏都能闹到我醒来
+
+2461
+02:30:54,466 --> 02:31:01,183
+哎呀哎呀
+
+2462
+02:31:02,700 --> 02:31:09,183
+哎呀哎呀
+
+2463
+02:31:16,900 --> 02:31:19,183
+嗯谁在说我口哨技术差
+
+2464
+02:31:19,183 --> 02:31:21,216
+搞得我那个有一个字都没跟上
+
+2465
+02:31:21,216 --> 02:31:22,299
+给我气的
+
+2466
+02:31:28,066 --> 02:31:28,983
+哪里差
+
+2467
+02:31:39,183 --> 02:31:40,266
+给我气的
+
+2468
+02:31:40,900 --> 02:31:42,783
+我之前唱那个
+
+2469
+02:31:43,100 --> 02:31:44,866
+唱这首歌口哨都是
+
+2470
+02:31:50,016 --> 02:31:51,816
+现在可是有声的了
+
+2471
+02:31:54,900 --> 02:31:55,783
+等等等等
+
+2472
+02:32:14,183 --> 02:32:15,299
+这个还不是很熟练
+
+2473
+02:32:15,300 --> 02:32:17,783
+但是我那个什么长音听听
+
+2474
+02:32:19,983 --> 02:32:21,583
+等等等现在有点紧张啊
+
+2475
+02:32:29,933 --> 02:32:31,099
+这还不够响
+
+2476
+02:32:31,216 --> 02:32:32,583
+这还不够响吗
+
+2477
+02:32:38,216 --> 02:32:39,533
+你们说这
+
+2478
+02:32:40,183 --> 02:32:42,666
+弹幕里指不定多少人还没有我吹的响
+
+2479
+02:32:42,666 --> 02:32:43,466
+呢
+
+2480
+02:32:50,866 --> 02:32:53,466
+你们自己承认吧我求你们了
+
+2481
+02:32:53,866 --> 02:32:57,383
+承认吧很多人没有我厉害的
+
+2482
+02:33:00,066 --> 02:33:01,666
+水低音我也会啊
+
+2483
+02:33:05,016 --> 02:33:06,133
+啊好痛好痛好痛
+
+2484
+02:33:06,333 --> 02:33:08,099
+改天吧改天吧太痛了
+
+2485
+02:33:09,900 --> 02:33:10,783
+我不相信
+
+2486
+02:33:11,216 --> 02:33:14,299
+下次连麦就搞这个鼻孔上
+
+2487
+02:33:15,266 --> 02:33:16,899
+真是服了
+
+2488
+02:33:24,066 --> 02:33:24,866
+嗯
+
+2489
+02:33:28,783 --> 02:33:29,616
+等一下等一下
+
+2490
+02:33:29,783 --> 02:33:32,983
+我在想的记住记住记住这啊记住这
+
+2491
+02:33:40,216 --> 02:33:42,299
+这才是我真实的水准好吧
+
+2492
+02:33:47,533 --> 02:33:50,333
+不是是有高手啊但是
+
+2493
+02:33:50,816 --> 02:33:52,299
+有很多人不会吹口哨
+
+2494
+02:33:52,300 --> 02:33:53,100
+你看你看
+
+2495
+02:33:53,100 --> 02:33:54,300
+反正我是说这个弹
+
+2496
+02:33:54,300 --> 02:33:55,783
+幕里很多人不会吹口哨
+
+2497
+02:34:01,666 --> 02:34:02,216
+啊为什么
+
+2498
+02:34:02,216 --> 02:34:03,816
+现在发挥不是很稳定啊
+
+2499
+02:34:03,816 --> 02:34:05,099
+可能今天有点疲惫
+
+2500
+02:34:05,100 --> 02:34:07,416
+改天状态好的时候再给大家展示
+
+2501
+02:34:07,416 --> 02:34:08,533
+百分百的我
+
+2502
+02:34:11,816 --> 02:34:13,099
+哇太响了吧
+
+2503
+02:34:16,500 --> 02:34:18,583
+很响很响很响的说
+
+2504
+02:34:27,416 --> 02:34:28,733
+请调整出气口要小
+
+2505
+02:34:40,666 --> 02:34:41,333
+不行不行啊
+
+2506
+02:34:41,333 --> 02:34:43,666
+找不着找不着找不着找不着
+
+2507
+02:34:45,183 --> 02:34:46,333
+找不着找不着
+
+2508
+02:34:46,616 --> 02:34:49,583
+现在已经是那个什么最最最大限度了
+
+2509
+02:34:49,583 --> 02:34:51,016
+现在已经是最大限度
+
+2510
+02:34:51,016 --> 02:34:52,333
+已经是那个
+
+2511
+02:34:52,533 --> 02:34:55,383
+呃能做到的最好的那个程度了
+
+2512
+02:34:59,700 --> 02:35:01,066
+关掉滤镜看看
+
+2513
+02:35:08,016 --> 02:35:09,016
+算了算了算了
+
+2514
+02:35:09,383 --> 02:35:10,183
+累了
+
+2515
+02:35:10,300 --> 02:35:15,500
+so so i'm in love with all my soul soul of the fall
+
+2516
+02:35:20,066 --> 02:35:25,416
+700了60%都冰干碎吧起码
+
+2517
+02:35:35,383 --> 02:35:36,183
+鹅
+
+2518
+02:35:44,933 --> 02:35:46,333
+关掉滤镜顺眼吗
+
+2519
+02:35:46,466 --> 02:35:47,866
+这个没没什么的
+
+2520
+02:35:47,866 --> 02:35:50,066
+我我也觉得开了滤镜不是特别好看
+
+2521
+02:35:50,416 --> 02:35:51,216
+那为什么
+
+2522
+02:35:51,216 --> 02:35:52,583
+可能是我觉得我的色调
+
+2523
+02:35:52,583 --> 02:35:54,066
+是不是不太适合滤镜呢
+
+2524
+02:35:54,066 --> 02:35:56,066
+可能我太整个人太白了
+
+2525
+02:35:56,066 --> 02:35:57,699
+就是头发衣服都
+
+2526
+02:35:59,183 --> 02:36:02,299
+没有别人那么适合开滤镜啊总感觉
+
+2527
+02:36:03,300 --> 02:36:06,016
+有的人开滤镜就就会好很好看
+
+2528
+02:36:10,183 --> 02:36:11,383
+可能是这个原因
+
+2529
+02:36:27,816 --> 02:36:30,733
+现在感觉还行吗好的呢
+
+2530
+02:36:35,616 --> 02:36:37,016
+好了拜拜大家
+
+2531
+02:36:45,583 --> 02:36:49,733
+撒油啦啦苏白天鹅饼干水哈哈哈
+
+2532
+02:37:06,733 --> 02:37:08,866
+咱们明天咱们后天见
+
+2533
+02:37:14,900 --> 02:37:22,933
+timmmmmmmmmm
+
+2534
+02:37:33,666 --> 02:37:37,383
+walking on the beach
+
+2535
+02:37:43,100 --> 02:37:45,383
+give me no call me no
+
+2536
+02:37:46,900 --> 02:37:50,216
+i only have to get there you gotta
+
+2537
+02:38:01,383 --> 02:38:02,866
+明天吗嗯
+
+2538
+02:38:02,866 --> 02:38:05,816
+其实如果我明天工作完成的顺利的话
+
+2539
+02:38:05,816 --> 02:38:07,066
+明天也能见
+
+2540
+02:38:12,466 --> 02:38:14,016
+我能完成顺利吧
+
+2541
+02:38:41,983 --> 02:38:42,666
+我想
+
+2542
+02:38:42,666 --> 02:38:43,466
+嗯
+
+2543
+02:38:45,983 --> 02:38:46,933
+啊忘记了
+
+2544
+02:38:54,933 --> 02:38:55,733
+是这个吗
+
+2545
+02:38:58,983 --> 02:38:59,783
+不是
+
+2546
+02:39:01,133 --> 02:39:02,099
+怎么啦
+
+2547
+02:39:04,466 --> 02:39:05,533
+暴雪怎么了
+
+2548
+02:39:05,533 --> 02:39:06,816
+发生什么事了
+
+2549
+02:39:06,816 --> 02:39:09,533
+好像主播也有隐隐约约有听说
+
+2550
+02:39:11,066 --> 02:39:12,583
+哦暴雪和谁是吧
+
+2551
+02:39:12,583 --> 02:39:16,266
+等等别等等主播来看那那什么说一下
+
+2552
+02:39:16,466 --> 02:39:18,266
+暴雪和王毅
+
+2553
+02:39:20,333 --> 02:39:21,699
+吵架了是吧
+
+2554
+02:39:25,216 --> 02:39:27,899
+那你们玩不了那个游戏了吗会
+
+2555
+02:39:41,266 --> 02:39:42,583
+哼那是
+
+2556
+02:39:47,900 --> 02:39:48,983
+真的玩不了了吗
+
+2557
+02:39:48,983 --> 02:39:50,666
+那你们玩不了炉石了吗
+
+2558
+02:39:50,666 --> 02:39:52,216
+炉石不是挺火的吗
+
+2559
+02:39:53,983 --> 02:39:56,466
+那要玩的人不是很可惜吗
+
+2560
+02:40:06,183 --> 02:40:07,583
+那也太那个了吧
+
+2561
+02:40:14,983 --> 02:40:16,416
+那真的很多人会申请
+
+2562
+02:40:16,416 --> 02:40:19,266
+一个很喜欢的游戏啊哇塞
+
+2563
+02:40:21,616 --> 02:40:24,583
+可以外服玩但是会失去自己的账号吗
+
+2564
+02:40:24,583 --> 02:40:25,699
+对呀对呀
+
+2565
+02:40:26,466 --> 02:40:28,133
+玩家好可怜我
+
+2566
+02:40:29,666 --> 02:40:31,866
+为什么你们很恨如实吗
+
+2567
+02:40:36,533 --> 02:40:38,733
+你们是恨炉石还是恨暴雪啊
+
+2568
+02:40:39,616 --> 02:40:40,466
+好吧
+
+2569
+02:40:47,300 --> 02:40:48,333
+好吧好吧
+
+2570
+02:40:52,983 --> 02:40:55,299
+好吧那只能说祝他
+
+2571
+02:40:56,533 --> 02:41:00,333
+点点给大家点一个嗯好运来好了
+
+2572
+02:41:10,416 --> 02:41:14,299
+好运来祝你好运来
+
+2573
+02:41:14,416 --> 02:41:15,699
+大家那个什么
+
+2574
+02:41:16,016 --> 02:41:19,016
+大家还能找到别的很喜欢的游戏吧
+
+2575
+02:41:22,983 --> 02:41:24,983
+祝大家早日找到替代品
+
+2576
+02:41:25,666 --> 02:41:27,133
+狠狠的替代他
+
+2577
+02:41:27,583 --> 02:41:30,733
+找到更喜欢的游戏狠狠的呃充
+
+2578
+02:41:30,933 --> 02:41:32,133
+充充钱
+
+2579
+02:41:33,466 --> 02:41:35,299
+进行一个充
+
+2580
+02:41:36,216 --> 02:41:38,816
+然后让他赚不到这个钱狠狠的难过天
+
+2581
+02:41:38,816 --> 02:41:41,983
+好运来你勤劳生活美
+
+2582
+02:41:42,300 --> 02:41:44,216
+你健康春常在
+
+2583
+02:41:44,616 --> 02:41:48,533
+你一生的忙碌为了笑逐颜开
+
+2584
+02:41:49,983 --> 02:41:51,416
+打个中国结
+
+2585
+02:41:51,933 --> 02:41:53,933
+请春风剪个彩
+
+2586
+02:41:54,266 --> 02:41:58,699
+愿祖国的日月年年好运来一
+
+2587
+02:41:58,733 --> 02:42:00,699
+方舞台s c b是什么呀
+
+2588
+02:42:03,666 --> 02:42:04,466
+手抓饼
+
+2589
+02:42:08,933 --> 02:42:12,266
+运来祝你好运来
+
+2590
+02:42:12,383 --> 02:42:16,466
+好运带来了喜和爱
+
+2591
+02:42:16,700 --> 02:42:20,783
+好运来我们好运来
+
+2592
+02:42:21,016 --> 02:42:25,383
+迎着好运兴旺发达通四海
+
+2593
+02:42:27,533 --> 02:42:28,783
+嘿嘿嘿
+
+2594
+02:42:29,816 --> 02:42:30,866
+嘿嘿嘿
+
+2595
+02:42:40,383 --> 02:42:44,383
+愿善良的人们天天好运来
+
+2596
+02:42:44,383 --> 02:42:48,499
+你勤劳生活美你健康春常在
+
+2597
+02:42:48,900 --> 02:42:52,933
+你一生的忙碌为了笑逐颜开
+
+2598
+02:42:54,266 --> 02:42:58,183
+打个中国结请春风剪个彩
+
+2599
+02:42:58,816 --> 02:43:02,099
+愿祖国来来
+
+2600
+02:43:04,666 --> 02:43:06,216
+这种不可以让他退款吗
+
+2601
+02:43:06,216 --> 02:43:07,816
+那你们的账号都没有了
+
+2602
+02:43:07,816 --> 02:43:11,183
+福的家园迎来百花盛开
+
+2603
+02:43:12,383 --> 02:43:16,533
+好运来祝你好运来
+
+2604
+02:43:16,783 --> 02:43:20,666
+好运带来了喜和爱
+
+2605
+02:43:20,733 --> 02:43:22,866
+里面花了很多钱的人怎么办啊
+
+2606
+02:43:23,216 --> 02:43:26,583
+有没有花了几万十几万的怎么办哦
+
+2607
+02:43:31,666 --> 02:43:33,783
+你好运来
+
+2608
+02:43:33,900 --> 02:43:37,900
+好运带来了喜和爱
+
+2609
+02:43:38,183 --> 02:43:42,216
+好运来我们好运来
+
+2610
+02:43:42,466 --> 02:43:46,533
+迎着好运兴旺发达通四海
+
+2611
+02:43:50,583 --> 02:43:51,983
+哎好吧
+
+2612
+02:44:00,783 --> 02:44:02,616
+哈哈哈
+
+2613
+02:44:02,700 --> 02:44:04,300
+哈哈哎
+
+2614
+02:44:04,783 --> 02:44:06,299
+你说的很有道理
+
+2615
+02:44:06,783 --> 02:44:08,333
+不然别也不退款
+
+2616
+02:44:08,616 --> 02:44:09,416
+好吧
+
+2617
+02:44:10,500 --> 02:44:12,616
+我还下载了炉石呢
+
+2618
+02:44:14,383 --> 02:44:15,299
+白下了
+
+2619
+02:44:16,533 --> 02:44:19,499
+还没打开过呢全新啊99新
+
+2620
+02:44:27,183 --> 02:44:28,783
+看我下载到哪的呀
+
+2621
+02:44:39,333 --> 02:44:42,216
+我看看我得看看在哪啊嗯嗯
+
+2622
+02:44:44,583 --> 02:44:45,383
+找不着
+
+2623
+02:44:55,666 --> 02:44:56,699
+上坡再走吧
+
+2624
+02:45:03,700 --> 02:45:05,016
+中不中中不中啊
+
+2625
+02:45:05,383 --> 02:45:06,666
+大拇指找吧
+
+2626
+02:45:19,583 --> 02:45:21,066
+爸妈回来了
+
+2627
+02:45:21,983 --> 02:45:23,299
+听到声音了
+
+2628
+02:45:26,900 --> 02:45:28,983
+是时候说再见了
+
+2629
+02:45:28,983 --> 02:45:29,783
+大家
+
+2630
+02:45:37,466 --> 02:45:39,183
+说什么说再见
+
+2631
+02:45:41,616 --> 02:45:43,583
+虽然我也很难过
+
+2632
+02:45:43,583 --> 02:45:44,666
+但是
+
+2633
+02:45:45,133 --> 02:45:48,466
+我们终于还是走到了这一步
+
+2634
+02:45:50,133 --> 02:45:51,866
+走到了12点
+
+2635
+02:45:52,216 --> 02:45:54,583
+谢谢大笨象的情书暗雪
+
+2636
+02:45:54,666 --> 02:45:55,666
+这样越没人要的
+
+2637
+02:45:55,666 --> 02:45:56,466
+打call
+
+2638
+02:45:57,100 --> 02:45:59,066
+谢谢谢谢
+
+2639
+02:45:59,583 --> 02:46:00,383
+嗯
+
+2640
+02:46:28,500 --> 02:46:28,816
+do you
+
+2641
+02:46:28,816 --> 02:46:31,783
+下播也太早了吧我的生活好好规律啊
+
+2642
+02:46:31,783 --> 02:46:33,866
+现在步入正轨了一样
+
+2643
+02:46:40,900 --> 02:46:43,333
+你们是觉得这样规律点好还是觉得
+
+2644
+02:46:43,383 --> 02:46:44,866
+播播的久更好
+
+2645
+02:46:45,900 --> 02:46:47,583
+你们你们的理想时间是
+
+2646
+02:46:47,583 --> 02:46:49,016
+一天看多少个小时
+
+2647
+02:46:49,016 --> 02:46:50,983
+我的直播和多少个小时
+
+2648
+02:46:50,983 --> 02:46:52,216
+管人所有
+
+2649
+02:46:52,266 --> 02:46:54,099
+呃主播加起来的时长
+
+2650
+02:46:54,900 --> 02:46:55,700
+是多少
+
+2651
+02:46:56,733 --> 02:46:59,183
+两个问题啊请分别回答一下
+
+2652
+02:47:13,983 --> 02:47:15,383
+24有点离谱
+
+2653
+02:47:15,783 --> 02:47:17,266
+正常点好吗
+
+2654
+02:47:23,100 --> 02:47:25,016
+可七八小时也太恐怖了
+
+2655
+02:47:40,783 --> 02:47:42,583
+前段时间还有别的事情
+
+2656
+02:47:47,616 --> 02:47:48,866
+暂时是没有
+
+2657
+02:47:49,333 --> 02:47:50,333
+失去啊
+
+2658
+02:47:51,016 --> 02:47:53,699
+这个事情感觉这个还还早啊
+
+2659
+02:47:54,100 --> 02:47:56,266
+就去热情这样的事情
+
+2660
+02:47:56,866 --> 02:47:59,066
+等1,000年以后吧
+
+2661
+02:48:35,583 --> 02:48:36,783
+bye bye
+
+2662
+02:48:38,616 --> 02:48:41,099
+或者还有还有什么想听我唱的吗
+
+2663
+02:48:41,100 --> 02:48:42,733
+可以最后再唱一两个
+
+2664
+02:49:00,783 --> 02:49:01,583
+那个
+
+2665
+02:49:20,466 --> 02:49:21,183
+嗯
+
+2666
+02:49:21,183 --> 02:49:23,733
+孤独摇滚我发现那首歌还蛮好听的
+
+2667
+02:49:23,733 --> 02:49:24,699
+我看看
+
+2668
+02:49:26,183 --> 02:49:27,099
+嗯
+
+2669
+02:49:28,183 --> 02:49:30,266
+啊忘记收藏了我看看
+
+2670
+02:49:36,700 --> 02:49:40,183
+哪个呢一个一个找找看吧
+
+2671
+02:50:10,616 --> 02:50:11,416
+分成
+
+2672
+02:50:21,016 --> 02:50:22,066
+哦这个这个
+
+2673
+02:50:27,333 --> 02:50:29,266
+这个��面觉得还蛮好听的
+
+2674
+02:50:32,300 --> 02:50:34,266
+有个有喜欢这个的吗
+
+2675
+02:50:35,066 --> 02:50:39,416
+does it call me move so thin like kill again
+
+2676
+02:50:56,266 --> 02:50:57,866
+这首歌叫卡拉卡拉
+
+2677
+02:51:09,183 --> 02:51:10,133
+这首歌
+
+2678
+02:51:10,500 --> 02:51:11,900
+喜欢的程度是
+
+2679
+02:51:13,666 --> 02:51:16,499
+我想重重新把它捡起来看了
+
+2680
+02:51:16,783 --> 02:51:17,583
+感觉
+
+2681
+02:51:18,016 --> 02:51:19,416
+很触动到我
+
+2682
+02:51:34,783 --> 02:51:36,066
+这个我这个
+
+2683
+02:51:36,066 --> 02:51:37,783
+这个动画我只看到第6集
+
+2684
+02:51:37,783 --> 02:51:39,466
+好像就没再看了
+
+2685
+02:51:43,583 --> 02:51:45,583
+你们没有人最喜欢这首吗
+
+2686
+02:51:50,133 --> 02:51:52,899
+你们不是都看过了吗还想看
+
+2687
+02:51:53,100 --> 02:51:54,533
+我们万里
+
+2688
+02:51:55,666 --> 02:51:56,866
+激动魔力
+
+2689
+02:51:57,783 --> 02:51:59,583
+弗里卡尔里
+
+2690
+02:51:59,933 --> 02:52:01,699
+谢谢耶和梨的
+
+2691
+02:52:01,783 --> 02:52:04,299
+告白桦树和花花花和小花
+
+2692
+02:52:04,300 --> 02:52:05,533
+谢谢你哦
+
+2693
+02:52:06,216 --> 02:52:07,416
+谢谢谢
+
+2694
+02:52:07,783 --> 02:52:08,983
+谢你的支持
+
+2695
+02:52:09,500 --> 02:52:12,100
+don't say don't call come on
+
+2696
+02:52:13,066 --> 02:52:14,899
+don't let go me die
+
+2697
+02:52:15,700 --> 02:52:17,100
+你已经恋爱
+
+2698
+02:52:17,983 --> 02:52:18,299
+把
+
+2699
+02:52:18,300 --> 02:52:21,783
+哇你们才刚看完就又想看第二遍啊
+
+2700
+02:52:22,733 --> 02:52:25,133
+我感觉一般来说要缓缓
+
+2701
+02:52:25,133 --> 02:52:27,983
+然后才会就是二刷这样
+
+2702
+02:52:37,666 --> 02:52:39,299
+喜欢星座我听一下
+
+2703
+02:52:41,616 --> 02:52:42,783
+反正这个是
+
+2704
+02:52:46,533 --> 02:52:48,899
+他这个前面多好听啊这个前面
+
+2705
+02:52:51,816 --> 02:52:53,416
+这这这个
+
+2706
+02:52:54,100 --> 02:52:55,300
+主歌这里
+
+2707
+02:52:56,066 --> 02:52:57,183
+好好听哦
+
+2708
+02:52:58,933 --> 02:53:01,866
+那最后一起看看吧你们想看吗
+
+2709
+02:53:01,866 --> 02:53:03,016
+想看的扣一
+
+2710
+02:53:05,583 --> 02:53:06,666
+这里好好听啊
+
+2711
+02:53:11,733 --> 02:53:13,299
+我一个人只能扣一次
+
+2712
+02:53:22,933 --> 02:53:24,583
+不要那个不要那个
+
+2713
+02:53:24,866 --> 02:53:26,816
+弄好几次啊就一次就一次
+
+2714
+02:53:57,500 --> 02:53:58,666
+这有没有视频啊
+
+2715
+02:53:58,666 --> 02:53:59,783
+看看视频啊
+
+2716
+02:53:59,783 --> 02:54:03,299
+感觉有的时候视频更能传达那个那个
+
+2717
+02:54:03,666 --> 02:54:05,583
+看视频才能get到
+
+2718
+02:54:14,733 --> 02:54:16,666
+我最孤独嘅话
+
+2719
+02:54:16,733 --> 02:54:17,666
+的腹肌
+
+2720
+02:54:18,583 --> 02:54:21,583
+摸索过你基本默契
+
+2721
+02:54:23,866 --> 02:54:24,666
+看看啊
+
+2722
+02:54:25,266 --> 02:54:27,699
+飘逸的塔图娜鲁卡
+
+2723
+02:54:27,700 --> 02:54:31,266
+约定秘籍哆娜尼
+
+2724
+02:54:31,266 --> 02:54:37,266
+三达是神秘给我寄托仔细看那一口气
+
+2725
+02:54:37,583 --> 02:54:40,099
+那么多年好难
+
+2726
+02:54:40,216 --> 02:54:41,016
+好好
+
+2727
+02:54:41,016 --> 02:54:41,983
+我在找了
+
+2728
+02:54:53,666 --> 02:54:56,666
+style at that easia
+
+2729
+02:55:04,466 --> 02:55:06,066
+啊这里我听过了
+
+2730
+02:55:43,500 --> 02:55:46,333
+摩斯图图点燃了自己
+
+2731
+02:55:47,183 --> 02:55:50,099
+摩梭玻璃几百m波青
+
+2732
+02:55:50,616 --> 02:55:55,466
+卡给我听得有陆尼玛吉的卡古娜丽
+
+2733
+02:55:55,983 --> 02:55:57,816
+卡也给你听
+
+2734
+02:56:22,933 --> 02:56:23,733
+啊啊
+
+2735
+02:56:26,616 --> 02:56:27,416
+啊
+
+2736
+02:56:31,783 --> 02:56:33,183
+快点下手了魔力大师
+
+2737
+02:56:45,133 --> 02:56:48,266
+懂了你马步西口别摸
+
+2738
+02:56:53,016 --> 02:56:54,816
+喜哥是唱歌的这个吗
+
+2739
+02:56:57,300 --> 02:57:00,416
+明让你别再为我红灯了光头强了
+
+2740
+02:57:00,866 --> 02:57:02,583
+是我卡卡过英格兰克了
+
+2741
+02:57:18,983 --> 02:57:20,299
+Haija Ka
+
+2742
+02:57:23,066 --> 02:57:36,783
+Mata
+
+2743
+02:57:41,466 --> 02:57:42,266
+na
+
+2744
+02:57:45,816 --> 02:57:46,616
+na
+
+2745
+02:57:50,133 --> 02:57:51,099
+na na
+
+2746
+02:57:55,500 --> 02:58:04,533
+阿斯玛等s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s
+
+2747
+02:58:05,466 --> 02:58:07,983
+粉色头发的这个人叫波吉吗
+
+2748
+02:58:08,016 --> 02:58:09,699
+波波起唱
+
+2749
+02:58:10,266 --> 02:58:11,499
+他唱过吗
+
+2750
+02:58:11,583 --> 02:58:13,133
+他有唱过歌吗
+
+2751
+02:58:24,500 --> 02:58:25,866
+他有唱过吗
+
+2752
+02:58:26,333 --> 02:58:27,133
+啊哈
+
+2753
+02:58:30,216 --> 02:58:31,899
+没有吗哎
+
+2754
+02:58:35,300 --> 02:58:36,333
+这有什么
+
+2755
+02:58:46,900 --> 02:58:49,300
+t na na
+
+2756
+02:58:52,900 --> 02:58:58,616
+na na na na na
+
+2757
+02:58:59,383 --> 02:59:01,783
+你有三大泪都有了
+
+2758
+02:59:02,333 --> 02:59:03,783
+撕那一大堆
+
+2759
+02:59:04,383 --> 02:59:07,783
+厚度看那一点我可感动了
+
+2760
+02:59:07,783 --> 02:59:09,733
+你把故事告别
+
+2761
+02:59:09,733 --> 02:59:11,016
+谢谢你可以那个错
+
+2762
+02:59:11,016 --> 02:59:12,183
+一个小花花
+
+2763
+02:59:12,183 --> 02:59:13,899
+放上一件金格子的小花花
+
+2764
+02:59:13,900 --> 02:59:16,266
+就像萌萌的两个团圆扇
+
+2765
+02:59:16,616 --> 02:59:17,499
+谢谢谢谢
+
+2766
+02:59:21,866 --> 02:59:22,816
+蹭过吗
+
+2767
+02:59:24,616 --> 02:59:26,099
+上集结尾去了
+
+2768
+02:59:26,700 --> 02:59:28,983
+i'm not that i don't put on you
+
+2769
+02:59:28,983 --> 02:59:30,466
+i'm more naive
+
+2770
+02:59:30,466 --> 02:59:33,533
+i'm more cheat and naive
+
+2771
+02:59:34,700 --> 02:59:39,666
+tequila key lady
+
+2772
+02:59:41,100 --> 02:59:41,583
+看了不看了
+
+2773
+02:59:41,583 --> 02:59:43,583
+等我到时候看的时候一起看
+
+2774
+02:59:45,933 --> 02:59:50,299
+那就拜拜了大家明天或者后天见
+
+2775
+02:59:50,583 --> 02:59:55,383
+don't ask myself
+
+2776
+03:00:05,266 --> 03:00:06,866
+true here we go up
+
+2777
+03:00:09,933 --> 03:00:10,733
+to the
+
+2778
+03:00:13,183 --> 03:00:15,699
+dance
+
+2779
+03:00:21,816 --> 03:00:23,066
+再见喽
+
+2780
+03:00:27,583 --> 03:00:28,933
+再见喽
+
+2781
+03:00:37,333 --> 03:00:39,066
+i'll be your kind of girl
+
+2782
+03:00:39,333 --> 03:00:40,783
+boy could have my girl
+
+2783
+03:00:41,066 --> 03:00:42,933
+cause you're my star
+
+2784
+03:00:45,266 --> 03:00:46,533
+caught
+
+2785
+03:00:54,016 --> 03:00:55,583
+in my style
+
+2786
+03:01:02,016 --> 03:01:04,266
+tiny
+
+2787
+03:01:08,416 --> 03:01:09,699
+tonight
+
+2788
+03:01:21,783 --> 03:01:24,383
+SOLO
+