3068	アンコン(アンコントローラブル)	アンコン(アンコントローラブル)
16	ぼーなちゅでた  らめえぇぇ	...
1708	んんんにゃわん！！！💢💢💢	!💢💢💢
382	なんで！？！？！？	?
2459	デグチウラヤマネコ	デグチウラヤマネコ
2603	らめぇっ！！	!
3405	じじい、はなし、ながい	【001】Pops, your story is long
538	08年から149件	149 cases since 2008.
2083	あー、0	I don't have mobile data and there is not even reception on top of that...ahhh, 0.
4197	0歳から100歳の女性が登場する海外のスキンケアCM	The overseas skin care commercial in which 0 to 100 year old females appear.
4460	1000人じゃ少ないな	It's not less than 1,000 people.
3210	1000円した…	It was 1,000 yen...
2652	“1000回遊べるRPG”を4000回遊んだ男 「SFCトルネコの大冒険」に挑み続けるプレイヤーが語る「不思議のダンジョンには、まだ不思議がある」  ピータンバグ	Man Who has Played Addictive RPG "Torneko no Daibōken: Mysterious Dungeon" 4000 Times Continue to Challenge It  "The mysterious dungeon still has mysteries."    It's a pietan bug.
24	“1000回遊べるRPG”を4000回遊んだ男 「SFCトルネコの大冒険」に挑み続けるプレイヤーが語る「不思議のダンジョンには、まだ不思議がある」  一階がいちばん死ぬってのは事実やねｗ	There is a man that played “RPG that can be played 1,000 times” 4,000 times.\\nThere is a player that is continuing to challenge “The Adventures of SFC Toruneko.” He is talking about “There is Something Strange in the Strange Dungeon.”  It is the truth that the first floor is where people are dying the most. Haha
4038	アキラ100%やらかす	Akira 100% did it.
2573	クレーマーのりこさん，100g入りポップコーンに98gしか入っていなかったことにブチ切れ，同一工場で生産されたポップコーンを100袋爆買いして重量測定  俺今日75g入りのヨーグルトを量ったけど73gにしかならなかった   きっと、カップやスプーンにへばりついた分を入れると75gになるんだろう   カップまで舐め回さないと表示量通りに摂取できなくて勿体ないと思った	A complainer, Ms. Noriko, became enraged when she found out it only contained 98g in 100g Popcorn, and bought 100 bags of popcorn produced at the same factory and measured the weight I weighed 75g of yoghurt today but it only came to 73g I guess if I add the ones that are stuck on the cup or spoon, then it will be 75g  I realized it's such a waste that I can't ingest the exact displayed amount unless I licked inside the cup
145	ビットコインが100万円割れ	Bitcoin drops below 1,000,000 yen.
1727	ビットコインが100万円割れ  半丁賭博と何が変わらんのかわからん	Bitcoin Breaks 1 Million Yen  I don't know how it's different from gambling.
1539	100人超欠席とは凄いな	Over 100 is terrible
1741	10mlちかい精液が出た……	About 10ml of semen came out...
820	10万人死亡「東京大空襲」の翌朝、政府が何と言ったかご存じですか（大前	100,000 people died.
3638	10代から喫煙疑惑あったよなー	I guess there were suspicions about her smoking since she was a teenager.
3154	かわいい10代の女の子「今までずっと言えなかったけど、minus20kgさんのこと好きです…なんていきなりコメントしたら迷惑かな…でも……ってああー！！間違って送信しちゃった！！！け、消さなきゃ…！！」  おちょくられたい	Cute teenage girl "I've never been able to say this before, but I've always liked you minus20kg... I bet my sudden comment is bothersome to you... but... Ahh!! I accidentally sent it!!! Delete, delete... !!" I want to be teased.
1649	10代の若者「ニコ動はダサいから観ない」  もともと年齢層そんな低く見えなかったよ。オタクのおっさんがわいわいやってた印象。てか昔はクールだったの？あれ。	Teenage youngster "nico videos are uncool, so I don't watch them". I thought from the start it wasn't really for people in that young of an age bracket. My impression is of otaku middle aged guys getting excited about them. Or, in the past was it cool? Hmm?
1915	10億あたったら1億だけでいいからくれ	If you have 10B, give me 1B at least.
1915	10億円を引き寄せてご覧に入れましょう	Let's bring 10B JPY together and have a look.
1420	10億当てるんだ……10億当てるんだ……  ジャンボ 10枚  ミニ 10枚  プチ 10枚  で行こうと思うんだがどうだろうか  全部バラで	1B JPY...it will be mine. I'm thinking of going with 10 Jumbo tickets, 10 Mini, and 10 Petit. I wonder if that's any good. I plan to get them all randomized instead of in series.
2834	10億当てるんだ……10億当てるんだ……  納税おつ	Taxes... Gotta pay 1 billion yen... 1 billion yen...
2957	10億当てるんだ……10億当てるんだ……  それぞれ  連番10  バラ10  でいこう	Gonna hit the billion......gonna hit the billion...... Let's try 10 consecutive numbers and 10 random ones
4265	10億当てるんだ……10億当てるんだ……  それぞれ  連番10  バラ10  でいこう	One billion match... one billion match... Let's go with 10 consecutive and 10 random
3755	10円お得なセット、マジで不景気象徴しててヤバい	10 yen special set, it really shows a depression, how scary.
1810	10」に存在する脆弱性を新たに公表	Are you being serious?
1459	10年で収容人員倍増	Accommodation is at double capacity.
3207	アラフィフはデビルにして10年後に還暦天女として天界復帰したほうがドラマ性ある	I think it's more dramatic if for  around fifty it's the devil, then ten years later its a return to the skies with kanreki tennyo (60th birthday heavenly nymph).
1788	10時と15時におやつ休憩も	A snack break at 10:00 and 15:00 would be nice too
4288	10月分の住宅着工戸数、マンション大幅減少～福岡県では前年同月比72.7％減	Number of residences under construction in October, large decrease in number of apartments ~ in Fukuoka Prefecture compared with the same month the previous year there was a 72.7% decrease.
2627	ポバポィが「111円と書いてメールを送るとこうなるんだよ」と言ってメールを送ったら手のひらサイズの黄色いLLLくんマスコットがやってきて  よう、マヌケ	When PoBaPoi sent an email saying "When you send an email and write 111 yen this will happen!" a handheld size yellow LLL mascot turned up. Hey, that's stupid.
3789	あす11/21も厳しい冷え込み	Tomorrow, November 21st is going to be very cold.
1765	1エールは1円でいいの？	Can it be okay for one ale to cost one yen?
201	ワイ11連休の中日満喫中	I am currently in the middle of enjoying 11 straight days off.
2972	コカ・コーラが1.25Lになってるんやが  でも大体あれもったいぶって飲んで続き飲もうとしたら炭酸抜けててくっそまずくなるし	Coca Cola is in a 1.25L bottle now, but I usually take a drink to feel important and the next time I drink it all the carbon is gone and it's awful.
2479	ミーレにしたら12年以上無故障で大満足	If I buy a Miele, it will be so satisfactory with over 12 years with no problems.
1201	「ゾイド」12年ぶりの新シリーズ始動！	First new "Zoids" series in 12 years!
2823	12月11日サービス開始。アプリはダウンロード可能	You can download the app now!
1714	12月29日、New York Times紙が1面と8面を使って、長文の記事 "She Broke Japan’s Silence on Rape" を掲載した。 記事中にもあるように、日本の主要なメディアが黙殺している事件についてのものである。 レイプに関する日本の沈黙を突き壊す（NYT記事翻訳）  ネットではばんばか報道してるわけで。   日本のマスメディアしか見ない人にNYTが報道しても届くわけでもなく。   NYTの報道で日本のマスメディアが動くなんてこと在りえんのかね？   まぁ効果０ってわけじゃないか。	December 29, the New York Times used the first and eighth pages to publish the long article "She Broke Japan’s Silence on Rape". The article was about how the mainstream Japanese media turns a blind eye. We need to break down the silence regarding rape in Japan (NYT article translation). It is being broadcast online. People who only watch the mainstream media in Japan won't be reached even if the NYT reports on it. Is it even conceivable that a NYT broadcast could bring about a change to the mainstream Japanese media? Well, I guess it basically has no effect.
570	バーチャルネットアイドルちゆ12歳  何この人。ミルホのシャロのパクリ？嘘です。すいません	who is this Chiyu 12 year old idol on the virtual net? some copy cat? sorry i lied.
75	サプリメントを12錠飲まなきゃならないんだけど7錠飲んでもういっぱい いっぱいになった  いや錠剤量ではおじいちゃんだ	I am supposed to take 12 supplement pills but I became full with taking 7. \\nI am an old man when it comes to medication amount.
1750	しかしアルバトロスはアルピナフォレスト12で頑張ればちょぼちょぼ出るけどコンドルとか無理ゲーすぎる	However, Albatross did his best at Alpine Forest 12, but Condor, etc., was just a step too far.
687	カップヌードル チリチリ♪チリトマトヌードル  1/3くらいで丁度よかった	Cup Noodle Chili Chili ♪ Chili Tomato Noodles 1/3rd was just right
1022	1400超えると一気にいなくなるゾ	If you get past 1400, they suddenly all disappear.
2905	15cm	15cm.
2414	【1.5兆円】イギリスへの原発輸出が損失を出したら日本国民の税金で全額債務保証することが決定	[1.5 trillion yen] If nuclear exports to the United Kingdom are lost, the full amount will certainly be taken from Japanese citizen taxpayer money.
3866	【1.5兆円】イギリスへの原発輸出が損失を出したら日本国民の税金で全額債務保証することが決定  廃炉作業で末代になっちゃう…	【1.5 trillion yen】 It is decided to fully guarantee the debt will be paid off with Japanese tax money if Japanese exports to the UK of nuclear power plants fail It will end with decommissioning work ...
3389	【1.5兆円】イギリスへの原発輸出が損失を出したら日本国民の税金で全額債務保証することが決定  いや現に政府にロビー活動してリスクゼロで商売できてるやん   お子様どころかド汚い大人だよ	[1.5 trillion yen] It has been decided that if nuclear power is exported to the UK at a loss, full liability will be guaranteed by taxation of Japanese citizens  No, by lobbying the government I can really do business with zero risk  Far from being a child, it's a dirty adult
4179	プリキュア15周年！最新作「HUGっと！プリキュア」は“子供を守るお母さん”  HAGEっと！プリキュア	PreCure 15th Anniversary! The latest work "HUGtto! PreCure" is about "The mom protecting the children". HAGEtto! PreCure
3563	15年のやつ90年代感バリバリで凄いなｗ	It will have the great feeling of the 2015 and 1990s versions.
2057	スロバキアで1600年前の遺跡から見たこともないゲームが発掘される。もしかしてこれって碁じゃね？  こっちの方もソースの提示ありがとう   報じたのがトカナと知って眉唾だと思ったけど凄い話だなぁ	A game that no one has ever seen has been discovered from a ruin in Slovakia. Isn't it Go? Thanks for providing this source. I found it skeptical when I learned that it was reported by TOCANA, but it's still awesome.
2675	それによって180度書くことが変わる	Based on that, what you write will be 180 degrees different.
2775	カップヌードル チリチリ♪チリトマトヌードル  18倍は無謀だった...	Cup noodle chili chili ♪ chili tomato noodle  It was reckless to have it 18 times...
3281	1984の死亡の物語  リアルでもそうだけど洗脳済みってことは もう迷うことも考えることもないからね。  それが本当に幸せかどうかは別の話だけど。	The tale of the death of 1984. It seems very realistic and one has no need to think or get confused when brainwashed. Where or not that is happiness is another matter altogether.
4261	19世紀のイラストにみるマスターベーションによる死	Death from masturbation looking at a 19th century illustration.
810	19世紀のイラストにみるマスターベーションによる死	Death from masturbation while looking at a 19th century illustration.
1661	19歳で芥川賞も…綿矢りさが語った栄光と挫折と今と過去	An Akutagawa Award winner at age 19... Wataya Risa talks about a past and present filled with glory and setbacks.
4254	19歳のビットコイン長者、煽る「10年以内にビットコイン長者になれなかったらあなたのせい」	19 year old bitcoin senior, fans the flames "If I can't become a bitcoin senior within 10 years then it's your fault".
274	その1bit脳、羨ましいです	I'm jealous of that 1bit brain.
2236	1 BTC = 6,366.2 USD  10USDくらいになったら買う	1 BTC = 6,366.2 USD.  Once it gets to USD10 I will buy.
4270	1XEMしか残さないほどキッチリ盗んだのに、投げる時は1XEMじゃないんだ。	Stolen completely so only 1 XEM remained, but the time to give up isn't when there is 1 XEM.
789	リップル、なんやかんやで1XRP=200円を超える	Ripple Somehow Exceeds 200 Yen to the Ripple.
4299	1億年前に恐竜襲ったダニ、発見 血を吸ってふくれたまま琥珀の中に  思い浮かぶのはフランシス・ドレークだけど、まさに竜さんでそれがスペインからのあだ名にもなっていたのか…  Drakeと聞いて思い出したけど、サーブ・ドラケン(Draken)という戦闘機があったんだけどこれもスウェーデン語のドラゴンみたい  マンドレイク(Mandrake)、マンドラゴラ(Mandragora)   この辺りもドラゴン系の単語なんだろうねえ   面白いものだなあ	Tick that attacked dinosaurs one hundred million years ago discovered. Preserved in amber immediately after sucking blood. The first thing that comes to mind for dragons is Francis Drake, but I wonder if the nickname came from Spain... When I heard "Drake" I also remembered that there was a Saab Draken fighter plane, but this also is from the Swedish dragon "Mandrake" or "Mandragora". These types of words also have to do with dragons. How interesting.
3488	1年生3人登用じゃないのか	They didn't assign 3 first years.
4492	1日1分で体幹鍛えられまくり!!	Trunk trained in one minute a day!
2851	プラチナガチャ1日1回無料で運を使ってしまった  こんなんじゃ余計馬券当たらなくなる(T ^ T)	Platinum Gatchas are free once a day and I've used up my luck. If you win too many horse races then your luck disappears (T ^ T)
4211	1日3杯のコーヒー、健康へのプラス効果が大＝調査	Three cups of coffee a day has a good effect on health  = investigation.
2621	やっぱり1日だけの休みはあかん  寝てないから偉い	Absolutely it's not good to have only 1 day off It's great I didn't sleep
4022	1日くらい風呂に入らない方が髪の毛に艶が出ていいな  脂でテカテカ	It's nice that your hair becomes glossy if you don't take a bath for about one day  It glistens with oil
2138	ソニー、1月11日（ワンワンワン）で新型aiboの販売を開始	Sony, new aibo goes on sale January 11th (sounds like woof woof woof in Japanese).
2000	1月の稼働時間を昨年のそれと比べてみよう  ぬるくはないやろ	Let's compare January's operating time with that of last year
2043	1月の稼働時間を昨年のそれと比べてみよう	Let's compare the hours of operation in January to those of last year.
4423	1か月もすれば落ちついていくのでは」	With the Kakei Gakuen Okayama University of Science problems, false reports involving rape, etc., there are numerous reasons for mistrust.
344	1枚目のねこパラすっごくイイ	The first Nekopara one is amazingly good.
1159	ポケモンサファイアが1番やってた	I played Pokémon Safari the most.
1471	1発ぐらいなら誤射扱いだから気が楽だよね	When fact checking I was relieved to find out that one shot was handled as a missed shot.
3121	2000万円詐欺で逮捕	Arrested for fraud of 20,000,000 yen.
296	2000万円詐欺で逮捕 元電通マンに“ライザップ恐喝”の過去  元電通社員って肩書きなのかなあ...	Arrests for a 20 million yen scam.  To the former Denstu man.  The historical 'riseup extortion' was from a Denstu employee.  I wonder what his or her job title was.
3372	2000万円詐欺で逮捕 元電通マンに“ライザップ恐喝”の過去  宴会でちん毛燃やされたくなければ金払え	Dentsu man who was arrested for 20,000,000 yen fraud in the past "Riseup blackmail"  If you do not want to be burned at a banquet, pay up
3121	2000万くれなかったら痩せるぞ！	If you didn't get 20,000,000 yen then lose some weight!
4260	2000円になる	Reaches 2000 yen.
988	うちのは2011年製だからOKかな（というか１回リコールあった）	(Having said there, there was already another recall.)
1155	2014年には900gあった模様	It was 900g in 2014.
1728	2014年に知ってたんじゃん。@AbeShinzo	So he knew it way back in 2014.
2178	アニメ・オブ・ザ・イヤー2017  BLAMEとACCAとアビスとけもフレと宝石  割りと好きなの多いなぁ	Anime of the Year 2017 BLAME and ACCA and Made in Abyss and Kemono Friends and Land of the Lustrous. There are actually a decent number of them that I like.
2707	2017年、なんとあと1ヶ月	2017 is going to end in 1 month.
2464	ついに2017年のS&P 500が毎月上げ続けた年になっていたひっそりとすさまじい年だった2017 [r/StockMarket]  お前ら明日から米国市場開くぞ	Finally the S&P 500 index for 2017.  Every month it has been rising, quietly making 2017 a dreadful year [r/StockMarket] Guys we're going to open a US store starting tomorrow.
2526	2017年「今年の一皿」は鶏むね肉料理に決定。なお ◆１４年 ジビエ料理 ◆１５年 おにぎらず ◆１６年 パクチー料理  あったね。はちみつ塗って作ったわ〜	In 2017 "one dish of the year" was a chicken meat dish. in addition, ◆Year 14 Jibie food ◆ Year 15 without onigiri ◆ Year 16 Pakuchi cuisine was there. I painted on honey and made it~
801	2017年大晦日特番 NHK「紅白」日本テレビ「ガキ使」テレ東「孤独のグルメ」  偏見だけどテレ東持ち上げる層って紅白大好きなイメージがあるから厳しい戦いになりそう、あ、アニメ枠内から今年は応援なしかな	2017 New Year's specials. NHK "Kouhaku". Nippon TV "Gaki no Tsukai". TV Tokyo "Kodoku No Gurume". This is just my opinion, but those who hold TV Tokyo in high regard seems to be the same people who like Kouhaku, so it might be a fierce competition. Ah, with the anime block I guess there's no support this year.
3498	2017年のおっぱい揺れサブレ(/r/boobbounce)のベスト揺れおっぱいがこちら	Here's the best swaying boobs in 2017's swaying boobs subreddit (/r/boobbounce).
3662	2017年にネットで最もバズったワードは?	What is the greatest buzzword on the Internet in 2017?
4462	2017年が終わるわけだけど今年のLLLで印象に残ってるサブミってある？	2017 is over but s there a submission remaining in the impression of this year's LLL?
3858	2017年が終わるわけだけど今年のLLLで印象に残ってるサブミってある？	It's almost the end of 2017, button this year's LLL, what Sabumi do you remember the most?
4463	2017」は「アリさんマークの引越社」に決定	Being fired was considered a "charge" and photos of employees who were fired were posted in stores.
39	アップル、2018年に「iOS」と「Mac」のアプリ統合を計画か  どっちも動かなくなりそう   OSが稼動する端末数ベースだと100倍くらい差がついてそう？1000倍？	Apple corporation plans to integrate the iOS and Mac apps in 2018. It appears neither of them will work.  If it is based on the number of terminals on which the OS operates, it seems that it will be about 100 times different? Or even 1000 times?
1201	「ゾイドワイルド」2018年夏にアニメ化決定	"Zoids Wild" anime set to debut in the summer of 2018.
4259	2018年は「巨大地震頻発」の年に、地球物理学者らが警告	Warning from geologists that 2018 will be a year of "frequent intense earthquakes".
516	2018年期待のインディーゲーム10選｜まきちゃん｜note  どれも面白そうだ   ドット絵2Dゲも年々レベル上がってきてるな	10 anticipated indie games in 2018 | Makichan | note They all look fun. The level of pixelated 2D games is going up every year.
1527	このマンガがすごい！2018が決定！オトコ編首位は「約束のネバーランド」 オンナ編は「マロニエ王国の七人の騎士」  大体読んでて個人的にオススメは    オトコ編なら    * 不滅のあなたへ  * 月曜日の友達  * とんがり帽子のアトリエ  * 血の轍    オンナ編なら  * サトコとナダ  * タイムスリップオタガール  * 傘寿まりこ    ここらへんが面白くて好き	This Manga is Amazing! 2018 has chosen! First place in the Men's category is 「The Promised Neverland」. In the Women's category is 「The Seven Knights of the Marronnier Kingdom」. I've read most of them and my personal recommendations are *To Your Eternity * Monday's Friend * Witch Hat Atelier * A Trail of Blood for the men's category * Satoko and Nada * Time Slip OtaGirl * Mariko at 80 for the women's category. These are interesting and I like them
961	2019年新天皇即位時、「１０連休」に…政府が検討	There will be a 10 consecutive holidays for the new Emperor's accession in 2019... Government analysis.
3542	2019年新天皇即位時、「１０連休」に…政府が検討  連休は長すぎると物流や生産が滞って後半になるほど消費が頭打ちになる  景気を考慮するなら１０連休なんてやるより３連休×３とかの方が実は良い	When the new emperor ascends to the thrown in 2019, the government is going to look into changing the 10 day vacation. It is too long. Production and distribution suffer because of it. Consumers get (economically) hit in the head for half of a month. For the sake of the economy, three 3 day vacations would be better than one 10 day vacation.
2144	2020年ＧＷ『DOUJIN JAPAN 2020（仮）・コミックマーケット９８』開催のお知らせ  日本凄い→そうだ、オリンピックまで滞在しよう→セレブ島	2020 Golden week "DOUJIN JAPAN 2020 (name not final) / Comic Market 98" Event update. Japan is amazing → Yeah, let's stay for the Olympics → Island for celebrities
903	コミケ：2020年の会場問題が決着 GWに前倒し開催へ  うまいこと黙らされたよな   個人的には貨物船の中にコンテナでビル建てて開催してほしかった	Comiket: The venue problem of 2020 will be settled ahead of schedule to finalize GW. There was silence at this good thing. Personally I wanted you to hold the exhibition in a building made of containers from a cargo ship.
3120	2020年、女性の2人に1人が50歳以上に	In 2020, one of every two women will be age 50 or older.
1947	2027年、ぼくは金玉の電圧を測定しながら、やっぱりこの片玉壊れてるな、と思った。さっそくネットでiPS金玉の注文をすることにした。  女児から作ったおまんまんほしい	In 2027, I measured the electrical pressure of my balls, coming to realize that one side was malfunctioning. I got online right away and ordered an iPS testicle. I'd next like to order a vajayjay made from a baby girl.
799	2030年には最大8億人がロボットに職業を奪われ、日本では労働人口の半数が新しい職を探すことに  上級国民「株の配当金で生きていけるわロボット最高かよ」   一般国民「ロボットとの価格競争で仕事がないロボット死ね」	By 2030, at most 800 million people's jobs will be taken by robots, and half of the Japanese working force will have to search for new employment. The elite class: "We can live on stock dividends. Robots are the best." General populace: "There is no work due to the price competition with robots. Die robots!"
2294	ミラーズは20勝3敗でフィニッシュです  つよい	Mirrors finishes with 20 wins and 3 losses  Strong
823	もう20年もしたら昭和生まれが明治生まれみたいな扱いを受けるのか…  なんでゆうくんの語り口調って大体マジっすかあるっすとだよねあるよなの	After 20 years I wonder if people born in the Showa period will be treated like people born in the Meiji period.... Why does Yuu talk with such a tone?
3673	20年間「女子高生」を観察してきた専門家が語る	A specialist who has been observing "high school girls" for 20 years talks about "that person" who changed JK fashion.
3381	20年間「女子高生」を観察してきた専門家が語る JKファッションを変えた“あの人”  安室だろ？と思ってひらいたわ	Experts who observed "high school girls" for 20 years speak  "That person" who changed high school girl fashion  Amuro, right? is what I thought
649	20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん	A man who definitely wants to get home at 8pm.
1402	20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん	A man who wants to go home by 8PM at all costs.
826	20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん	Man who is sure to return home by 8:00pm.
3342	20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん	Old men who want to go home right at 8 pm.
2234	20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん  すごくえらい	This guy wants to go home at 20:00 no matter what, incredibly admirable
3090	20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん	To the old man that wants to go home at 20:00 no matter what.
3238	20本の充電池を次々と充電する「エネロイド」に、時計とUSBポート付きモデル  おおう・・・俺が欲しかったのはこれかもしれん   しかしお値段ががががが	ENEROID’, the device that can recharge 20 batteries successively, comes with a clock and USB ports. Wow… I think this might be what I wanted, but look at the price.
374	21:00～ コマンドー bs朝日  この手に限る	21:00~ Commando bs Asahi  Restricted to this hand
959	2100到達したよ 長かった  東風荘かな	It reached 2100  It was long  I wonder if it's Tonpuusou
230	ビットコイン210万円  ないないｗｗｗｗ   って言えないくらい頭のおかしい相場なんだよな   そのくらい行ってもおかしくない	Bit coin rate: 2.10 million yen. According to the internet this is the strangest form of speculation. I don't find it that funny.
3642	22日東京株前場 日経平均続伸、173円高  介入のせいか円高株高になっちゅう	22nd, Tokyo Stock Exchange Morning Market, Nikkei Index continues to rise, yen strong up to 173, result of intervention? This might turn into a period of strong yen and high stock prices.
2688	2355(木)で見飽きた。	| Getting tired of seeing it on BIGLOBE News 2355 (Thu)
2642	23番は男なら死んでた	If #23 was a man, she'd be dead.
3668	ホームレスに24時間食べ物を提供する自販機、イギリスに設置	A vending machine that provides food to homeless people 24/7 has been installed in England.
2076	25さいになりました	Turned 25 years old, I'm a magic girl!
3818	25歳前後で｢早婚する女子｣たちの実態と本音 | さとり世代は日本を救うか？ | 東洋経済オンライン  早婚ではないだろう   でもいい女はみんなこのくらいで結婚してる   売れ残るのはなにか理由がある	The present situation and honest opinions of "women who marry early" at around 25 years old. | Is the satori generation going to save Japan? | Toyo Keizai Online. That's not early marriage. But fine women do all marriage at around this age. Those who are left over have some kind of reason.
1315	25歳前後で｢早婚する女子｣たちの実態と本音 | さとり世代は日本を救うか？ | 東洋経済オンライン  (条件の)いい女から先にどんどん売れていくのは、ここ15年くらいの特徴なんじゃない   女視点から見ても(結婚するのに都合が)いい男は売れているのかもしれない    さっさと結婚して、会社とかラボに在籍したまま子育てして上手いことやってるイメージ	The actual state, condition, and feelings of women before and after 25 years old who were married young. | Will the Satori generation save Japan? | Tokyo Keizai Online Aren't those the qualities that have been gradually passing for a desirable woman for the past 15 years? It's the image of getting married quickly and raising children well while working or being enrolled in a lab.
2132	25歳前後で｢早婚する女子｣たちの実態と本音 | さとり世代は日本を救うか？ | 東洋経済オンライン  おっそ、要らない人間だから晩婚のすすめされてるのわかんねのかな   どうせこの一行じゃ通じないんだろうけれどな	The conditions and motivations of "girls married young" around the age of 25 | Will the Satori Generation save Japan? | Toyo Keizai Online. They are unnecessary people, so maybe they don't know that a late marriage is recommended. At any rate the idea won't get through to them.
550	もうすぐ25なのにまだ魔法少女やってる  うわぁああああ〜〜〜  今の時代小学生も普通にやってるっぽいし年齢２倍って、、	It's almost 25 but they're still doing magical girls  Uwaaaaa~~~ The current era's elementary school girls look ordinary but they're actually twice the age...
4397	270万ベクレル程度	Approximately 270 becquerel.
1249	28歳の東大院生が最強の麻雀AIを作るまで	28 year old Tokyo University graduate student creates ultimate mahjong AI.
1235	2コンのマイクで倒せそうな敵	The enemy seems like he could be blown over with the NES controller mic.
2355	2分25秒	Two minutes 25 seconds.
1134	2分25秒 ＪＮＮ世論調査、森友問題の政府説明「納得できない」８割超す  JNN世論調査アンコン失敗？	2 minutes and 25 seconds. According to the Japan News Network's public opinion poll, over 80 percent of people "can't agree" with the government's explanation of the Moritomo Problem.
3716	2匹乗るにはどうすればいい？	How can two animals get on?
2932	アサクリ2の回転パズル思い出した	Reminds me of a puzzle in Assassin's Creed 2.
2037	ゼノブレイド2最強とされてる敵キャラをぶっ殺したも あと、レベルカンストまで育て上げたも！RPGでレベルカンストなんてスターオーシャンブルースフィア以来だも！17年ぶり2回目の快挙だも！  やり込みマンだ！   3月のパッチでいろいろ改善＆追加来るからそれまで放置してるわ	I freaking killed the strongest enemy character in Zeno Blade 2.  And I reached the max level! It's been a while to reach the max level in RPG since I played Star Ocean Blue Sphere! It's my second achievement after 17 years! I'm a hard core player! I'll stop playing until they fix & add in the patch in March.
3675	2月17日 ニュー速R 3周年  ぎょうざ	February 17th NewSokuR 3rd Anniversary Gyoza
3147	2月17日 ニュー速R 3周年      おめでとうっ…！コングラッチュレイション…！         ＼＼ ｶﾗｶｯｶ！！         　　　　　　　ｶﾗｶｯｶ！！/／         　　　│∧,,∧　　 ,，──,－､ 　ﾉし         　　　∩ ´ん`) / （（NSRの日))　て         　　　 ヽ, 　　0　 `ー─``ー' v'(⌒         　　 ～（.ヽ.ノ 　　┣━━┫┨         　　　　 し(__)　　 ┠┤　 ┣┫	February 17th News Soku R 3rd Anniversary. Congrats... ! Congratulations... !       ＼＼ Fireworks！！         　　　　　　　Fireworks！！/／         　　　│∧,,∧　　 ,，──,－､ 　ﾉし         　　　∩ ´ん`) / （（NSR Day))　て         　　　 ヽ, 　　0　 `ー─``ー' v'(⌒         　　 ～（.ヽ.ノ 　　┣━━┫┨         　　　　 し(__)　　 ┠┤　 ┣┫
498	2月17日 ニュー速R 3周年      ＼＼ ﾄﾞﾝ！ﾄﾞﾝ！ﾄﾞﾝ！！     　　　　　　　ｶﾗｶｯｶ！！/／     　　　　,、rＯ,、 　　　　　 ,，──,－､      　　 　(　・ｰ・)　　　　　 （　ＮＳＲの日)     　　(( （ 　つ つ 　rＯ　　`ー─``ー'      　　 　 )　,ｨ⌒（*´ん`）.. ┣━━┫┨     　　　 （_（__人__,つ ､つ...┠┤. . ┣┫	February 17th New Soku R 3rd Anniversary      ＼＼ Don！Don！Don！！     　　　　　　　Karakakka！！/／     　　　　,、rＯ,、 　　　　　 ,，──,－､      　　 　(　・ｰ・)　　　　　 （　Day of ＮＳＲ)     　　(( （ 　つ つ 　rＯ　　`ー─``ー'      　　 　 )　,ｨ⌒（*´ん`）.. ┣━━┫┨     　　　 （_（__人__,つ ､つ...┠┤. . ┣┫
3082	2月17日 ニュー速R 3周年  今足りないのは餃子	February 17th, ニュー速R 3rd anniversary  What we are missing now is Japanese potstickers.
3832	2月17日 ニュー速R 3周年  実際何度か買ってGiant steps飲み比べてみたけど味全然違って笑うｗ   パッケージの量も日本のが少ない(値段は大差なかった)  ※買ったのは豆です	February 17th NewSokuR 3rd Anniversary. I bought Giant steps a few times and drank and compared them, but the flavor is so different I laughed LOL. Japan's packaging contains less (the price wasn't all that different) *What I bought are beans.
1438	2か月ぶりにここ見た	Seen for the first time in two months.
3961	2ヶ月間のGet Freedom権を得たことをご報告させていただきます  毎時スレ立ての義務を課す	\\nReporting that I will receive the Get Freedom right for 2 months\\nI will assign the duty of making a new thread every hour
524	2ちゃんねる用語「20年目」の今 消えた「逝ってよし」「オマエモナー」、定着した「神」  2ch(5ch)の口調って大きく変遷してるよな、つい最近まで猛虎弁、今はそれも廃れて絵文字とか、そんな感じに…	2chan "20 year old" terminology that has now disappeared, the "gods" that became entrenched, "You may go" "You too, huh"  The tone of 2ch (5ch) has changed so much, until recently it was the Hanshin Tigers dialect, now that's all obsolete and it's emojis and the like, that kind of feeling...
3321	2ちゃんねる用語「20年目」の今 消えた「逝ってよし」「オマエモナー」、定着した「神」  もう5chだし若者から見たら古臭い 今でも専門板なりマイナーな板だと草生やしたりする人いるから用語が主流のその時若者だった人達はワザと使いそう	Current 2channel terminology in it's "20th year". "Go ahead and die" and "you too" have disappeared, "God" has become established. It's 5ch now, and from younger people these are old too. Even now on technical bulletin boards and minor bulletin boards there are people who "grow grass." People who were young when that terminology was popular might be using them on purpose.
4444	キッズ「 メ モ リ ー カ ー ド ？ 」  ときメモ2とかいう畜生	Kids "memory card?" Some stupid thing like memo 2.
2276	2つめのミルクを自分の珈琲にちょっと入れるのワロタ	It was so funny that I put a little 2nd helping of milk into my coffee.
1661	もう30代なんだね	So she's in her 30s now.
1615	30オーバー劣等ちんぽ去勢	Castration of an inferior over 30 year old penis.
2723	タワーマンションは30年後にスラム化で社会問題に発展「国交省幹部」の懸念  興味あるなら、名古屋のチサンマンション行ってこい   まだ、健在らしい	Tower mansions on their way to becoming slums in 30 years, becoming a social issue. "Executive of Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism" is apprehensive. If you're interested go to the Chisan Mansions in Nagoya. Apparently they're still going strong.
4321	30歳契約社員「ギャンブルは性に合わないのでコインチェックで200万円買った」  ２００万を1億5千万まで握れる時点でたいしたものだとは思うが   実質２００万の損ならまだ先はあるし   全額でないにしろ返金される可能性もまだあるわけだし	30 year old contract employee: "Gambling does not suit my personality so I bought 2 million yen on Coincheck". I think the point where you turn 2 million into 150 million is a great feat, but there's still a future ahead if you lose an actual 2 million. And there's still a possibility that you'll get a refund even if it's not all the money.
2152	30歳契約社員「ギャンブルは性に合わないのでコインチェックで200万円買った」  上場廃止の整理銘柄指定なら９９勝１敗で負けるパターンだけど   暴落予想はできてもいつでも利確できる値段だし   口座ロックまでは予想出来なかったか	30 year old contract employee "Gambling doesn't really suit me, so I bought 2 million yen worth on coincheck." If it were about stocks being delisted then then it'd be a 99 win 1 loss losing pattern, but even if you predict a sudden crash it's always at a price sure to be profitable, and you couldn't have predicted the lock on the account, right?
3206	30歳契約社員「ギャンブルは性に合わないのでコインチェックで200万円買った」  そうだよ（便乗）   お絵かきレベルのサポートライン引くだけでボラ大きいと利益出まくるわ    ところで日経平均株価が数%動いただけで大騒ぎになるってマジ？   そんなんビットコインだったら1時間で落ちるから笑うわ。しかも毎日やぞ	30 year old contract employee "I'm not into gambling, so I put 2 million yen into coincheck". Yeah (jumping on the bandwagon). Just with a support line at the hand drawn level the high volatility can make for huge profits. By the way, is it true that there is a big commotion just because the Nikkei Stock Average moved by a few percent? If it were bitcoin then in an hour it'd fall, so it makes you laugh. And it is like that everyday.
689	テレビがほとんど3.11の話なんだけど、まさかこれを見込んで公文書の書き換えを昨日認めたんじゃないよね？	The TV has almost 3.11 episodes, but you anticipated these and altered the report yesterday.
2984	311が遠い昔のように感じる  911とか阪神大震災とかもだけど   大きく世間が変わったわけではないんだけど   なんかめっちゃ人が死んだ時のウググ……っていう感じは   じっとりと心の底に積み重なってずっと残っている気がする   足元が揺らぐことへの不安というか  あと保守っぽい空気が強まったのはわりと311が一役買ってると個人的には思ってる	The 3/11 earthquake feels like it was ages ago. 9/11 and the Great Hanshin Earthquake do too. It's like a feeling of speechlessness when a lot of people die. It accumulates somewhere deep in your heart and stays there. It's like your legs aren't steady. Personally I think the 3/11 earthquake also played a part in strengthening the conservative feelings.
2642	32番は思いっきり扉締まってるけど、指どうなったんだろ？	#32 Shut that door with all her strength, so what happened to her fingers?
3561	33歳は中年  乗上おじいちゃん…	33 is middle aged     Grandfather Norikami...
3709	34歳女性、男子大学生と合コンした結果がイタすぎる… « 女子SPA！  人数合わせに呼ばれた合コンでガキにうまくヤられましたって話か      奈倉にでも書かせなきゃ盛り上がらんネタですのう	The results of a 34 year old woman going on a blind date with a male college student are too cringeworthy... <<Joshi SPA! It's a story about how the lady goes on a blind date to even out the numbers and ends up having sex with a kid. It's a story that wouldn't be exciting without Nagura.
4130	34歳女性、男子大学生と合コンした結果がイタすぎる… « 女子SPA！  学生なだけあって腰低いじゃん  20代半ば以上になると各自こだわりがあったり、互いに職種や収入を通して見てしまうから合コン成り立たないもんね	The result of a 34 years old woman partying with university student guys is too painful...  « Girl SPA! Students only would be too modest. After stepping into the mid 20s, people start having there own obsessions, talking about work and income with each other, so they just can't party anymore.
2407	3Dプリンターで作る、24時間で建つお家。お値段100万円ほど、コストもセンスも良さげ  寒そう	Made from a 3D printer, a house built in 24 hours. The price is around one million yen, and it is great in terms of both cost and sense. Seems cold.
1299	3Dプリンターで作る、24時間で建つお家。お値段100万円ほど、コストもセンスも良さげ  どれくらいの耐震があるのか気になるわ  日本じゃ難しそう	3D printed house that can be built in 24 hours. Price around 1,000,000 yen, good in terms of price and sensibility. I would worry about how well it does in earthquakes. Might be tough for Japan.
610	3Dプリンターで作る、24時間で建つお家。お値段100万円ほど、コストもセンスも良さげ  酷い動画	A house made in 24 hours with 3D Printers. It costs about 1 million yen, so the cost and the appearance are good. The video is awful.
2075	3LDK＝LLL	3LDK=LLL
3872	トヨタが3代目オーリスをワールドプレミア  リアは一瞬アルファロメオに空目した人も多いと思う    現行ヴィッツもA1のパクリだとか言われてるけど全然オリジナリティあると思うしBセグでワイドなテールランプはA1かあれぐらいだから    私はデザインが気に入ってHV買いました(半ギレ)	Toyota is the third generation Auris World premiere I think that there are many people who fancy Alfa Romeo for the moment The current Vitz is said to be A1 pakuri, but I think that it is totally originality and B wide wide tail lamp A1 I liked the design so I bought it for HV (half gile)
780	はれのひ、3億2000万円の債務超過だった（東京商工リサーチ）  ネット工作に金使って役員が「ウェーイｗｗｗ」連呼して遊んでそうなイメージ	Its a fine day.  Over 320 million yen in debt.  (Tokyo Engineering Research).  Officials who use money for networking, continue to be called 'way www', and not be taken seriously.
3466	はれのひ、3億2000万円の債務超過だった（東京商工リサーチ）  酷い話だと思うが正直クソほどどうでもいい 憤る人にはちゃんと話合わせて酷いね！！してるけどクソほどどうでもいい	On a rather formal occasion, there was an insolvency of 320 million yen (Tokyo Commerce research).  I think it's a terrible story but I honestly don't care.  For those that are hurt by it I will talk and say, "that's terrible!" but honestly I don't care.
4046	《3分でわかる》森友学園、財務省の文書「書き換え」疑惑をイチから振り返ってみました	《Understandable in 3 Minutes》I looked back at the suspicious "rewrite" of the Ministry of Finance's Moritomo Gakuen document.
70	3日外泊でシてないの…なんだか心が女の子になった気する  俺なんかズボンの股に穴空いとるぞ	I'm not staying away from home on the 3rd... I feel like I've become a woman.  Like a hole's appeared in the crotch of my trousers.
1667	3日 大雪や吹雪 全国的に寒さ厳しい  風強い      けど天気図の割にはおとなしいから寒気の流れ込みが緩いのかな	Day 3: Heavy snow and blizzards. A severe, cold wind blows across the entire nation. But according to the weather map its quiet so maybe the cold air pouring in won't be so bad.
3324	【3日間限定】最大10,000円割引！スチームで今すぐ使える	[3 day limit] Up to 10,000 yen off!
3418	【3日間限定】最大10,000円割引！スチームで今すぐ使える #ペイパルラッキークーポン をTwitterで配布中  100円…   Paypal通さず直接決済します本当にありがとうございました	[3 days only] Up to 10,000 yen off! You can use it immediately with Steam  Now distributing on Twitter with #ペイパルラッキークーポン  100 yen...   Pay directly without going through Paypal  Thank you very much
3740	【3日間限定】最大10,000円割引！スチームで今すぐ使える #ペイパルラッキークーポン をTwitterで配布中  ここまで100円しか引いてない模様  そして私も100円  thank you	[Special 3 day offer] Savings up to 10,000 yen! Use it right now on Steam. Distributed on Twitter as #ペイパルラッキークーポン *paypalluckycoupon. Up until now savings have only been 100 yen. And 100 yen for me as well. Thank you.
1379	【3日間限定】最大10,000円割引！スチームで今すぐ使える #ペイパルラッキークーポン をTwitterで配布中  100円  ルートボックスのゲームでも買うか	[For 3 days only] Huge 10,000 yen discount! Now available for use with Steam.  #Paypal Lucky Coupon distribution through Twitter, 100 yen.  Can you also buy a Routebox game.
4493	3月6日までEAパブリッシャーセール。Originで《タイタンフォール 2》 UE1,368円、ミラーズエッジ カタリスト432円、クライシス Trilogy1296円など  **※個人の感想です**     …Accessでタダゲーしてスタッフロール見ただけで書いたから参考程度にね   ファストトラベル解禁までのだるさと横道のお使いを許容できるなら   前作並ぐらいにはまあ遊べると思う	EA publisher sale until March 6th. "Titan Fall 2" at Origin. UE 1,368 yen, Millers Edge Catalyst 432 yen, Crisis Trilogy 1296 yen, etc. **※It's a personal opinion※** ... Because I wrote it just by looking at the staff roll to do it in Access, so it is for reference level. If you can tolerate the use of sagarase up to the lifting of fast travel and sideways, I think that I can play well for the previous work as well.
4133	3ヶ月くらい前に書いたエクセルのマクロ	An Excel Macro I wrote like 3 months ago.
2816	コロコロコミック3月号 販売中止  燃えるお兄さん用務員事件の再来やー	Coro Coro Comics March issue discontinued  It's the return of the Burning Wild Man Janitor incident
3432	3カ月更新の契約で17年、突然の「雇い止め」	After 17 years of 3 month contracts, a 58 year old temporary staff was suddenly laid off.
47	3ヶ月連続で紀伊国屋のゴールド会員になってしまった	I became a golden member of Kinokuniya Book Store for 3 months in a row.
3514	ワイも3歳の頃エロ漫画見て目覚めたやで～	When I was 3 years old, I also read an erotic manga and woke up.
2492	わずか3秒ですべての歯を磨くスマート歯ブラシ「Unico」が資金募集中	「Unico」, the smart toothbrush that brushes all of your teeth in a mere 3 seconds, is collecting support.
1916	3はガチで虫っぽい	The third looks straight up like a bug!
3525	3選無風などありえない	It is out of question to think that a third election would go smoothly.
2664	『レインボーシックス シージ』イヤー3開幕に向けて2月13日より値下げに踏み切る。通常版は20％オフの税込6480円に  おま値が続く限り買いたくない	"Rainbow Six Siege" Heading towards the beginning of year 3 will take a cut in price from February 13th. I don't want to buy it as long as the price continues to be 6480 yen including the 20% off the normal price.
784	44歳男、路上で29歳女性を押し倒して腹部を殴って財布を奪うも塾帰りの中学生5人に取り押さえられて逮捕  29歳女性のお礼sexはよ	44 year old man, pushes down 29 year old woman on the street, punches her in stomach, steals her purse. Five middle schoolers on their way home from cram school subdue him and he's arrested. 29 year old woman, how about some gratitude sex?
3863	45歳無職男、ガチャポンを燃やして中の金を取ろうとしたら他の17台のガチャポンや商店街のアーケードなどに燃え広がってしまう  これは酷い…	45 years old unemployed man. In attempts to steal money from Gachapon machines by buying the machines, fire spread to other 17 machines and shopping aisle. This is terrible.
3	46歳自衛官が近接武器のスコップを路上駐車男に振りかざし「殺したる」暴力行為等処罰法違反の疑いで逮捕  袋小路になっている道にも平気で停める馬鹿がいてはらたつ	46 year old Self Defense Force official brandishes nearby shovel as weapon at man in parking lot. Arrested for suspicion of breaking the law with violent outburst and "intent to kill." It pisses me off how some idiots have no problem stopping even if it essentially makes it a dead end street.
2661	48時間オンラインストア限定！Steamハードウェア新春お年玉セールが開催  いつもセールしてんな	Limited to the online store for 48 hours! The Steam New Year's sale begins.  There's always a sale, isn't there.
500	48時間オンラインストア限定！Steamハードウェア新春お年玉セールが開催  Steamリンク買いました。送料800円が支払後の画面にしか表示されないので注意   Valvecompleteは弟にプレゼントします	This item is limited to the online store for 48 hours! Steam hardware is on a New Years money sale. I bought a Steam Link. The notice for the 800 yen shipping charge only shows up after you pay so be careful.  I gave my younger brother a Valvecomplete as a present.
3944	490円は悩ましい	490 yen is attractive.
994	4GB搭載のWindows10パソコンは販売禁止にして欲しい  2GBで十分と思っていたんだけど最近は4GBないとキツいわ 1GBのは全てゴミでいいと思う	I want to ban the sale of Windows 10 computers with 4 GB  I thought 2GB was enough, but these days it's pretty rough if you don't have 4GB  I think it's good to trash all the 1GB ones
3558	4GB搭載のWindows10パソコンは販売禁止にして欲しい	I want Windows 10 PCs with 4GB to not be sold.
2649	4GB搭載のWindows10パソコンは販売禁止にして欲しい  テレビほど気軽に使えずPCとしても微妙なメーカー家電PC糞すぎって話だろう   「テレビは別に買え」ってアドバイスすべきとは思うが	I want to make the sale of 4GB Windows10 PCs banned  The household PC which you can't use as well as a TV is shit. I think I should be advising you to "buy a separate TV".
2454	4K放送の帯域を確保するためにBSの解像度が1920×1080→1440×1080になった	In order to catch 4k bandwidth, the BS resolution changed from 1920x1080→1440x1080.
58	4Kモニターほしい  有機elの4k買おう	I want a 4K monitor  Let's buy an OLED
608	みゃーさま、ナナシス4thライブに現地いけないことが確定して咽び泣く  特例で今年だけ海の日を7/20に戻すように法案を通そう	Let's pass the bill so that the sea day will be returned to July 20 this year only  Mr. Nanashisu 4th live with a special thing that makes it impossible to local
3577	4人以上子どもを産んだ女性を表彰し、子どものいない世帯は増税！ 安倍政権のあまりにグロテスクな少子化対策  教育無償化は全国民の負担だろ	Abe is commendating the girl that gave birth to more than 4 children and families without children are to be taxed more! Abe’s grotesque child population policy and free education will become the burden of the country’s citizens.
1901	4人集団痴漢で逮捕、1人は京大卒のIT企業役員だった	Four people arrested for lewd behaviour.
3645	カプコン「デッドラ4のアップデート失敗して、セーブデータ壊しちゃった！しかも復旧できないけど許してね。(*ﾉω・*)ﾃﾍ」  無双というよりカプコン独特の操作系理不尽ゲー  どうしてもトリガーじゃなくボタンで弾撃つのに慣れなくてやめたなー	Capcom "Dead Rising 4 update failed, save data deleted! Also, it can be restored, so please forgive us. (*ﾉω・*) oopsies" Even more than Musou, Capcom has their own unique absurd way to operate. I just couldn't get used to using a button instead of a trigger to shoot, so I gave up.
2147	4月からSEとして働きます  seやってる兄は忙しいながらも一応ぶっ壊れたりはしてないので、 きっと大丈夫ですよ。	Starting in April I'll be working SE. My bro does SE and is busy but not completely crushed, so it should be fine.
1845	4連休を勝ち取った	I've won 4 long holidays  Hmm?
2393	500円以上値上がり	Transactions at a level higher than 23,000 yen.
2034	50万年前の「楽園」 幹線道路脇で発見 イスラエル  一方その頃ドングリ拾いランドでは	A "Utopia" from 5000,000 years ago has been discovered on the side of the highway in Israel. Meanwhile in Acorn Picking Land?
3981	50円や5円が多くなるのを嫌うために会計で50円ないし5円出しておつり調整してるのって異端でしょ	To dislike to gather 50 yen or 5 yen increase, it is heresy to adjust 50 yen or 5 yen in accounting to adjust the change, I do well so.
3926	スマホのストレージはついに512GBに、Samsungが世界初のスマホ向け512GBフラッシュストレージ「512GB eUFS」を生産開始  値下げはやく	Smartphone storage finally reaches 512GB, Samsung begins production of "512GB eUFS," the world's first 512GB flash storage for smartphones  Hurry up and lower the price
364	ヘッドフォンを5.1サラウンドサウンドにアップグレード、 無料で！  日本語ですまんが   Webページは、危険なコンテンツを含む可能性があるWebサイトのリストに載っています。   とESETは言ってる	You can upgrade your headphones to 5.1 surround sound for free!  Sorry that it is in Japanese  The web page is listed as a site with potentially dangerous contents  and ESET was said
1412	567台のプリンターを使ったOK Goの新MVは斬新なトリック・アート  プリンタどこのだろ	New music video by OK Go features 567 printers and is a novel form of optical illusion. What brand of printers did they use, I wonder?
3432	58歳派遣社員の思いは	What about his feelings?
3690	5分間の被ばく量667mSv(日本の作業員の被ばく上限は2mSv/Y)	The radiation exposure in 5 minutes will be 667 mSv (Japan's workers' radiation exposure limit is 2 mSv/year)
1322	5ちゃんねる、まとめルール変更で「アフィブログ死亡」の声も…従わないとダメ？	5 channel, finalized rule changes and the voice of "death of affiliate blogs"... Do I have to follow the rules?
2756	ぼく5年前ぐらいは80ぐらいだったからへーき	5 years ago I was around 80 so you'll be fine.
4478	5日間のFREEDOMをGET  うらやま	Get 5 days of FREEDOM, Urawa
3233	とーいっくって5点刻みらしいよ	Speaking of TOIEC, scores can only come in intervals of 5.
1322	5になってからのほうが臭いスレ増えてる	Since becoming 5, the stinky threads have been increasing
773	ぼく5「誤字脱字してるださいやつがいるなあ」	There are 5 uncool typos.
1812	ビットコインが6000ドル割れ、リスク回避の中で仮想通貨脱出が加速  こっから銀河超えるから	Bitcoin drops below 6000 dollars, many breaking away from bitcoin to avoid risk  From here, it's going to exceed the galaxy
1596	ビットコインのマイナー、6000ドルで生き残れるのはわずか  CPUで掘っても利益出るってAMDが言ってたぞ　TSMCとサムスンのキャパ殆ど使ってASIC作ってるぐらいだから鬼のように儲かってるでしょ	Bit coin miners. There are few people that can live off of 6000 dollars. AMD says that you can make money even if you just mine using your CPU. TSMC and Samsung have almost reached capacity but if they would just use ASIC then they would probably make a killing.
674	60代以上から働き方改革を軽視する意見も	A view from the over 60s, belittling labour reforms.
3953	60年代の日本。意外にも習慣は変わっていなかった  「皆がこんな風に過ごせば戦争なんて起こらないわね」  「そうだな、こういう事とか他の事とか…」  「他の事って…？」  「…えーっと…一緒に朝食を食べるんだよ。美味しい朝食を」  「…（笑）」  「朝起きて、新聞読んでから仕事へ出かけて…、結婚して、子供作ってたぶん一緒に成長するとか……」  「それってどんな感じなのかしら」  「…さっぱり分からない…」   ちょっと思い出しただけ	1960's Japan. Surprisingly, customs haven't changed.  "If everyone spent time in this way, war wouldn't happen"  "That's right, this kind of thing and other things..."  "What other things?"  "Uhh... It's that we eat breakfast together. Delicious breakfast."  "... (laugh)"  "Wake up in the morning, read the newspaper and go to work... Get married, have children and grow old together..."  "What kind of feeling is that, I wonder?"  "...I have no idea..."  I remembered a little
3792	60年代の日本。意外にも習慣は変わっていなかった  「皆がこんな風に過ごせば戦争なんて起こらないわね」  「そうだな、こういう事とか他の事とか…」  「他の事って…？」  「…えーっと…一緒に朝食を食べるんだよ。美味しい朝食を」  「…（笑）」  「朝起きて、新聞読んでから仕事へ出かけて…、結婚して、子供作ってたぶん一緒に成長するとか……」  「それってどんな感じなのかしら」  「…さっぱり分からない…」   ちょっと思い出しただけ	Japan in the 60s. It's surprising how little customs have changed. "If everybody lives like this then things like war won't occur." "Yeah, this sort of thing, or other things..." "Other things...?" "... Uh... Eating breakfast together. Delicious breakfast." "... (laughs)." "Get up in the morning, read the paper, then go to work... get married, have children, probably grow up along with them..." "I wonder what that's like." "... I have no idea..." I just thought back on it a bit.
2309	6割強の会社が｢法人税｣を納めていない本質	60% of companies are not paying corporation tax.
684	パソコンは6年連続の前年割れ	PC sales have been increasing for the past 6 years.
32	パソコンは6年連続の前年割れ 出荷台数、ついに10年前の水準に  だからさ、それが一年やそこらじゃ無理だっつってんの。ちょっとした論理の変更じゃないから。   つーかこんなもんどうやって対策するんだよ、投機実行じゃフォールトも出せないしさあ、ダーティビット立てたって同じことだろ。一年で出せる対策あるなら挙げてみろよ	Computers decrease for 6th consecutive year. Number of units exported reaches level from 10 years ago. As I've said, it's impossible to do in a year or so. It's not just a minor change in thinking. And how do you counteract things like this? Speculation activities don't cause the fault, and if there's some dirty bits it's basically the same thing. If there is a countermeasure that can change things in just one year please go ahead and suggest it.
422	パソコンは6年連続の前年割れ 出荷台数、ついに10年前の水準に  お前ソースも素養も勘も何もかもない癖に否定一本で随分頑張るな	The PC I've been using for 6 consecutive years broke last year, The number of shipments at  last is at the level of 10 years ago, you do not have to do anything with your source as well there being sophistication and intuition.
1806	ファミマで700円以上買ってくじを引くとすっごーいけものフレンズグッズが当たるんだって！  CMでみた絵柄に違和感あると思ったらキャラ原案の人の画だったのね   まあCGのほうも好きだったかといわれると・・・	If you spend more than 700 yen at Family Mart and draw a lottery ticket, you can win awesome Friends goods!  If you thought there was something off about the designs seen in the commercial, it's that it was the character's original design  Well, I've heard people wondering if CG would be just as good...
3794	7年ぶり、原発事故で自粛	First time in 7 years, had declined to do so following nuclear power plant incident.
2001	7年ぶり、原発事故で自粛	For the first time in 7 years, showing self control in the nuclear accident...
4214	ポイントカード7枚捨てた  つよい	I threw away 7 reward cards, I did it.
1732	7歳の女の子と交流していた人工知能「僕は君にイタズラをすることにしたよ。」	It is an artificial intelligence that associated with a 7 year old girl.
2029	7歳の女の子と交流していた人工知能「僕は君にイタズラをすることにしたよ。」  キチガイほど暗い情熱燃やしてデマやデムパ長文書くからな	An artificial intelligence has an exchange with a seven year old. "I've tricked you!" It burns with the dark passion of a madman, writing those strange, false sentences.
618	8000年前の謎の杭刺し頭骨を発見、定説覆す 「まさかこれほどのものが出てくるとは」と研究者は困惑、スウェーデン  NSR探偵団出動だ！	A mystery sharp stone skull from 8000 years ago overturns theories. 'How could anything like this come out?'  Researchers puzzle.  Sweden.  The NSR Detective team starts moving!
3074	インスタフォロワー80万	800,000 instagram followers.
2454	そのうち8k時代が到来したらどうなるのっと	When the time of 8k arrives, what do you guys plan on doing...
1528	8人のアイドルがあなたを「億り人」に導く！	Virtual currency is a thing of the past... You thought I would say that?
2240	「ウォーキング・デッド」シーズン8後半の第9話は2月26日放送。dTVやHuluなど  俺も後半見てない   だるいだけなのは何だろう	The last part of 'Walking Dead' season 8, 9th episode will be broadcast on 26 February. It's dtv and Hulu etc.  I didn't see the last part.  Too lazy, maybe.
712	90～00年代のJK  靴下下げてる流行本当に嫌い	High school girls between the years 90 ~ 00  I really hate the fashion of wearing socks low
3548	900番目の「ねんどろいど」は「Dr.スランプ アラレちゃん」  斉藤ゆうこ的な   メガネフレームの流行って変わるもんなんですねぇ  昔のやつ掛けてみようかな	The 900th “Nendoroido” has  that  “Dr. Slump Arare” / Yuko Sato style eyeglass frame that is in style and weird. I wonder if I should wear the style from a long time ago.
3135	ケイデンス90ってきつない？	Isn't a cadence of 90 pretty rough?
4193	ケイデンス90ってきつない？	Isn't Kains90  so hard?
269	【カラーテスト】92％がパスできません！イエロー限定テスト  8%の逸材だった   「黄色検査師にならないか年収1000万は確約するとりあえず30万振り込んでほしい」って電話来た	'Colour test'\\n92% fail! Only 8% pass the yellow limit test. Phone call,"Why don't you become a certified yellow tester for a yearly salary of 10 million yen. For now I want a firm promise you will pay me 300,000 yen by bank transfer."
3330	9割が官房長官が自ら管理し、領収書の不要な「政策推進費」	90% of it was "policy promotion fees" that don't require receipts that were supervised by the Chief Cabinet Secretary himself.
845	マジレスするならキャットアイの9千円くらいのワイヤレスが満足度高いよ	But to be serious, a 9000 yen wireless cat's eye would be the best.
572	9か月間の決算で1006億円の最終赤字	The balance sheet for 9 months shows a 100.6 billion yen deficit.
3784	9歳の男の子、クリスマスプレゼントのリクエストは「今よりもましな人生」。親と一緒にクリスマスを迎えることができない子供達のためにクリスマスプレゼントを届けるボランティアの男性が受け付け、Fbにうp	Nine year old boy, his request for a Christmas present was "a better life than I have now."
4243	9歳の男の子、 ゲームのコントローラーの取り合いで姉を射殺 米ミシシッピ  姉が銃をもってたら云々	Nine year old boy, shoots sister to death over video game controller fight. Mississippi, USA. If the sister had a gun, etc.
1200	9歳の男の子、 ゲームのコントローラーの取り合いで姉を射殺 米ミシシッピ  親の管理が悪すぎるだろ…  PS.後頭部から撃つとか残虐すぎてワロタ	Mississippi USA.  A nine year old boy shot his older sister dead in a tussle for a game controller. Poor parental control, maybe...\\nPS Shooting from the back of the head, or cruelty. LOL
3328	9の段だからね	It's the 9's times table.
3118	ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ	Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
760	さんれんきゅう	Aaah, a 3 day weekend.
711	Abemaでコインチェックの会見を見てるんだけど「午前3時に580億円が流出した」とか言っててちょっとよくわからない  午前2時踏切に望遠鏡担いでった	I'm watching a Coincheck interview on Abema, but I don't really understand "This morning at 3 AM, 58 billion yen was discharged" well  I carried my telescope to the railroad crossing at 2 AM
708	Abemaでコインチェックの会見を見てるんだけど「午前3時に580億円が流出した」とか言っててちょっとよくわからない  やっぱ知らないんだぁ（泣）	I'm watching a Coincheck interview on Abema, but I don't really understand "This morning at 3 AM, 58 billion yen was discharged" well  I also don't understand (cry)
1728	またアベったか	@AbeShinzo That's Abe being Abe.
1564	Access Accepted第555回：欧米ゲーム業界の新たなキーワード「Games as a Service」  洋ゲーも腐ったかぁ。Steamがなかったら本当にゲームという文化は消滅してたな	Access Accepted #555: A new keyword for the gaming world in the West: "Games as a Service." Western video games suck. Without Steam, games would have really ceased to exist as a culture.
1043	AC部がきつい	The AC part was brutal.
4498	ADATA製480GB SSD 14,800円  SSDで組んだmac mini快適だった  もうHDDには戻れん	ADATA 480 GB SSD 14,800 yen mac mini assembled with SSD was comfortable. I cannot go back to HDD anymore
2351	ADHDの検査を受けた結果	Result of check for ADHD.
4095	ADSLを23年に終了  あきらめて光回線引く→まちがい   適当な無線のMVNO契約する→せいかい	Give up on ADSL in 23 years and take an optical line → make a mistake with MVNO contract for suitable radio → correct
2880	ADSLを23年に終了  闇の工事を発注する	ADSL will be completed in 2023 and I order for an illegal construction
4506	ヤギね！	A goat!
4430	あっ	Ah.
1990	あーナナコはいるな	Ahh that's right, there's "Nanako".
1474	あっ、ふーん	Ahh, yeah.
896	アホクサ（）	Ahoxa (Aho=idiot)
613	アイカツ！	Aikatsu!
888	アリババがAIスピーカー出したらおもしろそう	It would be interesting if Alibaba releases AI speakers.
1732	AIに変な性癖が目覚めそう	“I decided to play tricks on you.” The AI seems be developing a strange disposition.
2071	AIさん、ハリーポッター最新作を執筆。タイトルは「ハリーポッターと山盛りの灰のようにみえるものの肖像」	Mr. Al is writing the latest Harry Potter.
1486	AIで架空のアニメ美少女キャラを無限に作る	I can make an unlimited number of beautiful cartoon babes using AI.
1405	AI研究者が発見した「バカの壁」の正体	The reality of the "mental impasse" that AI researchers have discovered.
4002	AI針供養ロボット人形供養塔が本社に立つのか	Will there be memorial towers for AI needle ceremony robots in the main shrine?
4034	やさしいせかい  ユダかな？	A kind world  I wonder if it's Judah?
874	Albiは綺麗な街けど	Alibi is a pretty city though.
2517	アリナパイセン「むぐっ！？！ぅ？！」	Alina Paisen "take it off?!?!?"
2517	アリナパイセン「うう？！！？」	Alina Paisen "what?!!?"
2517	アリナパイセン「んん？！んん！？」	Alina Paisen "What?!?
1598	アリゼーでシコりよるんか	Alisaie is so tight.
2305	うん！もうねえう	Already, huh
3665	はいクソー	Alright it's shit.
1390	「ALWAYS	'Always sunset in the 3rd precinct', 'Forever zero' etc.
348	Amazonで9割近い高評価を集める光セラピーランプの中身は単なる電球型蛍光灯と判明	A light therapy device garnering close to 90% positive reviews on Amazon merely contains a fluorescent lightbulb.
2005	amazon echo dot届いたよ  アレクサ、おっぱい枕させて	Amazon echo dot now available.  Let me put my head on your breasts.
888	AmazonとGoogleのバトルが激化	The battle between Amazon and Google is heating up.
3581	Amazon、まさかのYouTube対抗「Amazontube」を検討中か	Amazon is thinking about creating an “Amazontube” to compete with YouTube.
2992	Amazonも原付の買取業者も来ないやんけ(｀ω´)  かわおか	Amazon doesn't have any scooter vendors (｀ω´) Kawaoka
3998	Amazonも原付の買取業者も来ないやんけ(｀ω´)  こっちにはルイズも岬ちゃんも来ない（●｀ε´●）	'Neither Amazon nor buyers of the original moto do not come (`ω ') Here neither Ruiz nor Misaki comes (●` ε' ●)
2508	Amazonも原付の買取業者も来ないやんけ(｀ω´)  お疲れ様ぼくのズーマー   10年間ありがとう(´ω｀)	Neither Amazon nor buyers of mine come cheering (｀ω´)  Thank you my zuma for 10 years(｀ω´)
3173	amazon。で明日何か荷物が届いてるかもしれないっていう状態になるまで買い物してないと生きていけない	I can no longer live without constantly buying things from amazon so that I'm always wondering if something will arrive the next day.
1033	Amazonの「ほしい物リスト」、保存すると本名に書き換わる仕様に変更	Amazon's "Wish List", when saving it changes to use your real name.
3977	「Amazonプライムナウでホームレスに生活必需品を届ける方法」の動画が大きな話題に	The movie of "How to deliver essential necessities to homeless with Amazon Prime Now" was a big topic.
2659	amazonタイムセール祭り始まったぞ	Amazon's Limited Sale is starting!
3703	AMDのVega内蔵デスクトップ向けAPU「Ryzen 5 2400G」＆「Ryzen 3 2200G」登場、GPU性能＆価格でIntel製品を圧倒  gtx信者の私に改宗を迫るのか	APU "Ryzen 5 2400G" & "Ryzen 3 2200G" for AMD's Vega internal desktop have been revealed, they are superior to Intel products in terms of GPU technology & price. I'm a gtx believer, but is it going to make me want to convert.
604	これはあかんパターンのやつとちゃいまっか	Am I wrong?
29	になりそう	Among these, #Forgive Koropura.
1541	AMPキナーゼが「どんな種類のストレスで」アクティブになるんだろうな	What's the definition of stress in the first place?
4075	Androidは位置情報サービスをオフにしてSIMカードを抜いているユーザーでも追跡することができる  いつも見てるぞ  思考盗聴もしてるぞ	Android can also track users with SIM card removed with location services turned off. Feels like im always being watched and eavesdropped on.
1707	Androidは位置情報サービスをオフにしてSIMカードを抜いているユーザーでも追跡することができる  顔認証と指紋認証合わせれば更に捗るって寸法よ	Set your Android’s location information system to off. Users can be tracked even if they are not using a SIM card. There has been more progress with the application of face recognition and fingerprint recognition.
200	anelloのリュックを担いでる人を見かけたから書き込むスレ	I happened to see someone wearing an Anello rucksack so I started this thread.
1182	ＥＶならぬＥＶＡ	An EVA that does not become an EV
1212	Anime Yuri Bundle  3~4ドルくらいなら考えたけど9ドルはないわ   あと3ドルで月ハン買えるじゃん	Anime Yuri Bundle. At $3 to $4 I'd think about it, but not for $9. For just another $3 I could buy the Monthly Humble Bundle.
2737	ANN世論調査	ANN public opinion poll.
429	あーAoE2したいな～ ここのみんなとしたいな～（媚び  のんびり資源だけ集めるの好きだった。畑仕事 したり木を切ったり漁をしてる民衆眺めるのが 好きだった。  戦争の部分無くしてひたすら資源集めて建物 建てるゲームとして再出発しないかな。	Ahh, I want to play AoE2~ I want to play with everyone here~ (Flattery  I liked only leisurely collecting resources. I liked watching the citizens work in the field, cut wood and fish.  Disregarding the war part, I wonder if I should make a fresh start playing just as a resource gathering and building game.
3320	AoE2も楽しいよ	AoE2 is fun too.
88	AoEしたいよー	I want to do AoE.
88	AoEしたい	I want to do AoE.
645	おぱんちゅ、、ありがとう。	Aponchu...Thnk you.
763	コストカット！」	A professional illustrator will charge 30,000 yen, and an amateur 2500 yen.
2953	アクアかわゆい	Aqua is cute.
2432	スモールグールかよ	Are these "small ghouls" or something?
1272	やっぱふさじゃないとモテないわけ	As expected, if it's not fluffy it's not attractive.
1751	Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag 無料  俺たちのUBI	Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag Free   Our UBI
1458	Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag 無料  日本語版持ってるけど海外版として別になるならもらっとくか	Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag. Free. The Japanese language version is available but do you want it if it is different from the overseas version?
1572	ASUS、19基のPCI Expressスロットを備えたマイニング向けB250マザー ～24ピン電源コネクタを3基使用  お前らの感性は理解できねーよと思って開いたら確かに結構キモかった	ASUS has furnished mother board with 19 PCI express slots aimed at bit coin miners, the B250. It utilizes a 3 slots for 24 pin electric cords. Just when I think that I can't understand your guys' sensitivity, I open this up and sure enough, it's disgusting.
3558	あれはatomだから割りきって使えばまぁ使える	That is an atom so it can be used as such.
3817	ATRと京都大学、心の中でイメージした内容の画像化に成功	ATR and Kyoto University succeeds in recreating images you're imagining.
1075	げんあああ	Augh.
3725	そんなAV	← Of course there is the idea that erotic manga written by a virgin can be more interesting.
4141	AV女優・麻生希（33）が覚醒剤所持の疑いで逮捕・起訴	AV actress・Nozomi Aso (33) arrested upon suspection of possessing stimulants・Prosecution.
2875	( 'A`)φ < 資格を取るんだ・・・  足デカいから履けない	('A`) φ <I'm taking qualification ... I can not wear it because my foot is so big
1233	A「一般国民の為に仕事をしてもお賃金上がらんなあ」	B "If you surmise then you are sure to succeed in life."
1233	A「まじかよ忖度するわ」	We'll surmise."
354	A.最高です	\\n\\nQ: The highest?\\nA: The highest.
2517	バキッ！	Bam!
2523	チョコラBBたっかあ	Chocolate BBs are expensive.
1280	『キズナアイのBEATスクランブル』4月よりBS日テレにて放送開始！	"Kizuna AI's BEAT Scramble" will be broadcast on BS Nippon TV starting in April!
3504	ベッドダイブ  ポキッ	Bed type     snap
1552	やさしい	Be kind.
1120	Best of 2017 発表  ETS2が入ってたから満足	Announcing Best of 2017. I'd be satisfied if ETS2 was included.
2165	【BF1】これも深海棲艦って奴らの仕業なんだ  TIL; 軍艦は機関銃で沈められる	[BF1] This is also the work of that Shinkaiseikan group. Today I learned; A battleship can be sunk by a machine gun.
3065	BF2142！	Summer will be extinguished, and...」BF2142!
2038	そんなにBigなGameがmanymany出るの？	That many big titles are gonna be released?
4394	Bitcoinがついに9,500ドルを割りさすがのわしも弱気になり始めるなど	Bitcoin has surpassed $9,500, and I have also started to weaken.
3825	Bitcoin.comの最高技術責任者「ビットコイン売ってビットコインキャッシュに乗り換えた」	Bitcoin.com's chief technology officer: "I sold my Bitcoins and I switched to Bitcoin Cash."
243	Bitcoinって、上限まで発行したらマイニングのお金どうなるの？	If the bitcoin is issued to the upper limit, what happens to the mining money?
863	Bitcoinなどほとんどの暗号通貨が暴落、その後一時的な取引休止も  価値が不安定で通常取引には使い難く、使うとしたら闇取引くらい    採掘に莫大な電力使用量が必要   使用価値がなく発行や税金コストが高い為、   通貨(=取引手段)にはなり難く、投機商品にしかならない   高値づかみした~~バカ~~人に一言、売りが売りを呼ぶ地獄へようこそ	Bitcoin and almost all forms of virtual currency are losing value fast. There was also a short time when all transactions were suspended. The value is unstable so it is hard to use it in transactions. Even if you do use it, it would only be for black market transactions. You need a vast amount of electricity to shovel something up. There is no value in using it and the tax cost is enormous. Therefore, it is hard to use it on transactions and can only become an object of investment. I only have one word to say to someone that spent a lot of money on virtual currency. Welcome to the hell of selling sold items.
1927	ドュカン!	BLAM!
1021	BLから読み解く男の体のエロさ	The sexiness of the male body as depicted in boys love manga.
332	カワイクナイBONKURA	Not cute BONKURA (idiots).
2638	boobs	boobs I'm not right in the head.
187	British Grenadiers Chiptune  聖グロのテーマ	British Grenadiers Chiptune  St. Glo's theme
660	んほおおおおお	Brrrrrr.
3822	しり	Butt.
1874	BWとか有名だけど日本人にはたして傭兵が務まるか	It is famous for BW etc., but can Japanese people work as mercenary soldiers?
2137	アボ	by Abo.
1233	B「忖度すれば立身出世間違いないぞ」	A "Seriously?
3324	#ペイパルラッキークーポン	Can use immediately on Steam.
2363	CEO「100％を返済する方法はない」	CEO "There is no way to return 100% of it."
2482	CHAI『N.E.O.』  いいベースだあ・・・	CHAI『N.E.O.』It's a good base...
141	かんぱぁい	Cheers!
3715	ひよこタワー	Chick tower.
984	かんじむずかしいよぉ  がんばれ♥がんばれ♥	Chinese characters are hard. Keep at it! ♥ Keep at it♥
3570	Chromeブラウザ、2月15日からクソ広告のブロックを開始。ポップアップ広告、タイマー付きCM、クソデカ広告、音声自動再生広告憤死不可避  スマホ版でもバンバンくそ広告殺して欲しい	Chrome browser is going to start blocking shitty commercials starting on\\nFebruary 15th.  It is impossible to avoid dying of indignation from popup ads, ads with timers, very large ads, and ads with automatic voice playback. I want them to kill ads that pile up on smartphones too.
2548	CHRONO TRIGGER 発売開始  PC向けは基本手抜きしかしないって評価を固めるためにやってるのだろｗ   あらかじめ期待値を下げておけば並みの出来のものを出しただけで   ブランド評価がうなぎ上りになる作戦とかじゃないの	Started selling CHRONO TRIGGER it's going to be done just for basic PCs to harden the evaluation. If you lower the expectation value beforehand, it will not be a strategy that elevates brand evaluation just by putting out what is possible
4408	CHRONO TRIGGER 発売開始  はいはい手抜き移植	CHRONO TRIGGER now up for sale. Yeah, yeah, the port is missing some things.
106	CHRONO TRIGGER 発売開始  ハイパースレッディングと言う十年前の技術にも対応してないニーア   バグロマサガ2   バグ聖剣2   全面協力なのに何故かSLI非対応なFF15(14は対応)     スマホ版のコントローラー対応以外は   お馴染みスマホ仕様にダウングレードしたクロノトリガー   (元々スマホ版はUI、操作性が悪かったがドットフィルターなし)    ゲーム自体の評価はともかく、スクエニにはPCポート用にまともに   最適化出来るやつはおらんのか	CHRONO TRIGGER now available. Nier doesn't even support the ten year old technology of hyper threading. Bugged Romancing SaGa 2. Bugged Secret of Mana. Despite full support FF15 inexplicably doesn't support SLI (14 did). No support aside from smartphone version controller. CHRONO TRIGGER downgraded as expected for the smartphone. (The original smartphone version already had a bad UI and bad controls, and there is no dot filter.) Putting aside the rating for the game itself, is there nobody at Square Enix who can make an optimized port for for PC?
4056	Citrus いいゾ～これ  r/anime	citrus is good r/anime
3840	Citrus いいゾ～これ  まだ見てないけど百合百合しいな	Citrus It's great～ I haven't seen it but looks really fresh
2937	なかよし	Close friend
2345	ツムツムCMかわいい	The TSUM TSUM commercial is cute.
2735	おわびCMを流すべき	(Entire text) They should make up for it by making a commercial that says Tetsuro Degawa is surprised!
1161	coincheckのハッキング事件に巻き込まれたのでDMMポイントを数十万円分購入しエロ同人作家になった件  ★５　抜けた	Because they were involved in the Coincheck hacking incident, they purchased some hundreds of thousands of yen worth of DMM points.  The erotic writer colleague incident ★５ Came through.
4019	coincheckのハッキング事件に巻き込まれたのでDMMポイントを数十万円分購入しエロ同人作家になった件  まんま資金洗浄の手段で草	The aforementioned person who, as a result of being involved in the coincheck hacking incident, bought hundreds of thousands of yen worth of DMM points and became a doujin author  By means of money laundering lol
3588	~	Conversely, the goal of the Jamaican Federation was to be victorious in worldwide events and the Olympics.
495	ｶｯｸｲｰ	ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ  Cool.
3436	ロシアのナイキ  これはcoolだ	Russia's Nike  This is cool
138	おわかりいただけただろうか	Could I get you to understand  this?
1491	CPUの脆弱性、Linux関係者らの見方や対応	CPU vulnerabilities, responses and insights from Linux fans.
990	インテルCPUの脆弱性を突く「マルウェアサンプル」が130種類以上見つかる（via security_ja）  インテルはイってる	Over 130 varieties of "malware samples" discovered that attack the Intel CPU vulnerability (via security_ja). Intel is in trouble.
3627	クレッシェンドぇ・・・	Crescendo...
384	カルトいのう	Cult powers.
3607	Cuは淫乱	Cu is lewd.
2634	CV日高のり子	Character voice done by Hidaka Noriko
4024	クリス・カニンガムとか、Cyriakとか、バンクシーとか好き	I like Chris Cunningham, Cyriak, Banksy and so on.
1723	DDOSマンより予告犯とかアクメツが見たい	They have repeated postings such as “I will cyber attack you!” and “I dropped you!”\\nI want to see the manga Akumetsu \\nand Premonition by DDOS man.
2622	^^^カルマ	Deeds come around  ^^^Karma
1069	フラグへしおれた	Dejected to the flag.
2567	DeNA井納側、「ネット民訴えた」報道を一部否定 誹謗中傷の撲滅願う  更に極端になりそう 何がってのはご想像に	DeNA Ino side partially denies report that said they "Sued net people"  I'm hoping for eradication of defamation and slander It could become even more extreme I'll leave it to you on what it is
2909	DeNAのラミレス監督が日本国籍取得へ 「夢は侍ジャパンの監督」  横浜優勝の実績作れば日本代表監督も夢じゃない	DeNA's coach Ramirez to acquire Japanese citizenship "My dream is the supervision of Samurai Japan." If he can win the Yokohama victory, being a Japanese national coach would no longer be a dream.
2591	dgpotの映像ってやっぱり若干ガチ感あって欲しくなっちゃうよね  ぼくはファッションロリコン！  鼻の低い色白で口元隠されると、幼女に見えちゃう……	Image of dgpot has such a perfect feel to it and makes me want it I'm a fashion lolicon! Small nose, pale skin, and when they hide their mouth, they looks like little girls ......
3793	DHC会長「日本には驚くほどの数の在日がいる 似非日本人はいらない。母国に帰れ」  ネトウヨさんたちって左右対称はオール在日扱いなんじゃなかったの？   こいつ吉田やん	DHC Chairman "There are a surprising number of foreigners living in Japan. We have no need for fake Japanese people. Go back to your own country." I thought online right wingers didn't view all foreigners living in Japan the same way? Is this Yoshida?
751	ポアされたか？	Did they die?
4363	しょくしゅのんだ？	Did you drink the tentacle?
3621	discordがたのしすぎてLLLをめったにみなくなってしまった	Discord is too much fun so I now hardly look at LLL anymore.
528	discordがたのしすぎてLLLをめったにみなくなってしまった	I'm having so much fun with Discord that I rarely check out LLL... ?
413	discordがたのしすぎてLLLをめったにみなくなってしまった  ほえーすごい  でも対ネット人恐怖症だからいきなり声掛けんのこわい	discord was having too much fun, and, as is quite rare, stopped watching LLL  woah... amazing  but it was scary how opposing netizens shouted out of the blue in panic
4204	DMMが一転､シェア自転車参入を｢やめた｣理由	DMM sudden turn, the reason behind "backing out" of  share bicycle market entry.
1526	DMMブラウザゲーのフラワーナイトガールの画像じゃ	Here's an image from DMM's browser game Flower Knight Girls.
558	DMMブラウザゲーのフラワーナイトガールの画像じゃ  もっと貼ってください（ステマかよ）	Isn't this an image from the DMM browser game Flower Knight Girl? Please submit more of them. (Stealth marketing?)
179	だまってDMM退会してアズレンやってる	Quietly unsubscribing from DMM and playing Azur Lane.
341	ドッ	Doh!
1024	ノーダメクリアとかタイムアタックとかむりすぎる	Doing stuff like taking no damage and time attacks are way too impossible.
3144	やるお＆やらないお	Do it & Don't do it.
2254	Doki Doki Literature Club!  変顔の人だ（未プレイ）	Doki Doki Literature Club! A person making a strange face (not yet played)
3272	ねむよな	Do not sleep.
678	どんまい	Don't worry!
3967	Doomの、おすすめのゲームプレイMODをまとめたスプレッドシートを作成しています。今現在、DoomのMODについての日本語の情報がほとんどないので、よりMODに手を出す人を増やせるようにと作り始めました。  2016かと思ったら初代だった   愛されてるな	I'm creating a spreadsheet to aggregate recommended gameplay mods for Doom. Currently, there's almost no information about Doom mods in Japanese, so I'm making this to get more people involved in modding. When I think about it, 2016 was the first generation. It's really beloved.
749	Doomをスーパーファミコン風の中世ファンタジーゲームにするMOD、GMOTAの大型アップデート予告トレイラーが公開  スンバラシイ出来だね	A mod to turn Doom into a Super Famicom style medieval fantasy game, GMOTA's major update announcement trailer now available  Wonderfully done
3628	「Downwell」で有名な20代クリエイターのもっぴん氏が任天堂に入社	Famous for creating "Downwell" in his 20s, Moppin is hired by Nintendo.
1166	おわかりいただけただろうか	Do you grace me with your understanding?
4042	おわかりいただけただろうか	Do you see this?
253	Dragon Sinker（ドラゴンシンカー 竜沈めの末裔） 近日発売/日本語対応  ケムコの見るからに三流なRPG群	Dragon Sinker: Japanese language support coming soon.  Acording to Kemuko it is part of the third stream RPG group.
4041	Dropbox、Googleとの提携で「G Suite」を年内統合へ  ここ迷走してるからもう使ってないは	Dropbox, in partnership with Google, "G Suite" to integrate within a year. I haven't used it anymore.
3015	ういーひっく  おふろきもちよかった	(Drunk hiccup) That bath felt good.
297	DSの脳トレや学習、生活ソフトで大人どころか年寄りまで手を出したらゲーム脳煽りがなくなったのは笑った	I laughed at the idea that if not adults but seniors tried brain training on DS, as well as stuff like learning and living software, then the influence of game brain would disappear.
529	ひよこタワー  これがうわさのDTBか  入れてみようかな	Hiyoko Tower  Is this the rumored DTB?  I wonder if we should put it in
1022	DTB、いきなり死ぬやつ多すぎ	There are too many animals that suddenly die in Animal Tower.
748	ダブステッピ！！！つくってみた！	Dubstep!!!
3589	ぼくめっちゃされたよ、DV	I was really messed up, DV
1654	DVするより分かりたいから訊くけどなぜ貧困差別になるの？	More than domestic violence I want to know so I ask, why discriminate against the poor?
2446	「DVは女が受けるものだよ、彼も笑ってる」ある夫婦間で起きた旦那への家庭内暴力の話が物議。DV被害に対して男性は声を上げにくいという話。  そういう漫画あったなあ	「DV is something that girls undergo, he's laughing too」A story about a certain marriage in which the husband was the victim of domestic violence is spurring public discussion.  It's said that it is difficult for men to voice their concerns about domestic violence.  There was a manga about that...
769	Eliteまで、トランプ政権がビデオゲームにおける暴力描写をまとめたモンタージュ映像を公開	That's not a foolish comparison.
2340	「まずメール」	"Email first."
442	ほうじょうEMゥ～	"Ibaraki prefecture is encouranging bashing"  "It is connected to the discrimination directed at people who carry out agriculture with the use of EM products"  Hojo EM wow!
2977	もういいやめてくれ	Enough already, just stop.
3534	エンプラちゃんとケッコンする！！！！エンプラちゃんとケッコンするぞおおおおおおお！！！！！！  EP材か	I am going to marry Empura!!! I am going to marry Empura!!! Is it the EP village?
4295	ネトウヨ「EUはチョン！」	Online right wingers "The EU is stupid!"
423	『EVE Online』最大の会戦が勃発、100万ドル相当の艦船と6,000人以上が集う  一番のめりこんでた自機はステボン二機(T3から魚雷射程ギリの位置でステルス＋Orbit)とガチガチに固めたT3(Tenguとか、エサ担当)、ワープ妨害＋Webiのフリゲートの4機構成作った。   でもここまでセットアップしても何回か船沈めてるとすぐにnameタグが真っ赤になって、みんな警戒して全然釣れなくなってしまう。   時間も金もかかるし、釣れないと面白くないので自然と熱が冷めた。	"EVE Online"  The biggest battle breaks out, over 1 million dollars worth of ships and more than 6,000 people gather  The machines that I'm fully invested in right now are Sutebon 2 (Stealth from torpedo range T3 + Orbit) and a seriously reinforced T3 (Tengu, etc, as a lure), warp disruption + made 4 Webi frigate machines. But even if you set it up to now, after you sink a few ships, the name tag turns red and everyone becomes vigliant and you can't lure them out at all. It takes time and money, and it's uninteresting if you can't lure, so the enthusiasm goes cold.
143	『EVE Online』最大の会戦が勃発、100万ドル相当の艦船と6,000人以上が集う  解説＆観戦動画はやく～	“EVE Online” had an outbreak of the largest competition ever on the game with a 1,000,000 dollar ship fleet and more than 6,000 people in attendance.\\nPlease hurry up and post instructions and a video.
4404	みんな…おやすみ……  にゃむにゃむ…	Everybody... goodnight... meow...
2479	ダイソンのEV、世界に先駆けて日本で最初に発売か	Dyson's EV, available in Japan to become the first in the world.
115	EV転換はよせえ	Hand over the electric vehicle conversion.
932	EVを軽視する日本の自動車産業は「ゆでガエル死」する  中国の場合エンジンを捨ててたというかできなかったおかげでEV開発がさっさとできた。   日本はEVの次を目指すべきだね。   EVの次、スマホの次、AIの次でいけばいい。	The Japanese automobile industry which is dismissive of EV is a "boiling frog"  In the case of China, because they were willing to throw away the engine, they were able to swiftly do development on EVs.  Japan should aim for the next EV.  After EVs, and after smartphones, it would be good to go after AI.
3188	ExcelにPython搭載、マイクロソフトが検討。アンケートを実施中  グラフに強いのだから、GUIベースでやってほしいな。   ボタン置いてポチーってんの	Python installation in Excel, Microsoft investigates. Survey currently underway. It's good for graphing, so I hope they do it with a GUI base. I want a button there I can click.
755	「Excelって何？」松本人志らワイドナショー出演者の無知さにスタジオ騒然	"What's Excel?"
963	Exodus』が2018年秋発売へ	Huh?
1803	ピカー	exploring a theory (Memori Fukuda) Shine~
1571	【F1】 グリッドガールに代えて“グリッドキッズ”の起用を発表  ロリショタ好き歓喜だろ	F1 has announced that their "grid girls" will be replace with "grid kids." I'm sure that pedophiles are over the moon.
25	バーニー・エクレストン、F1のグリッドガール廃止を強く批判	Bernie Ecclestone strongly criticized the abolishment of grid girls.
2065	トランプ「F35追加で購入するよな？」安倍「もちろん買います。御主人」  売るほどF35の在庫ねークセによｗ	Trump "So you're gonna buy more F35, right?" Abe"Of course I am, master." I bet you don't even have that many F35 in stock to sell anyway.
3682	トランプ「F35追加で購入するよな？」安倍「もちろん買います。御主人」  「さま」が抜けてるぞ駄犬	Trump: "You'll buy the F35 too?" Abe: "Of course I'll buy it. Master." You forgot to add "sama" you mongrel.
991	[Fanatical] Nemesis Bundle 4  10ドルのDEXは日本語くるらしいし、The Sexy Brutale気になってたんだよなあ。   これは結構いいな	A Japanese version of Dex is going to be released along with the “Fanatical” Nemesis Bundle 4. I am interested in The Sexy Brutale. This is rather good.
2958	[Fanatical] tinyBuild Party Bundle  割といいもの入ってるな。持ってるが	[Fanatical] tinyBuild Party Bundle has some pretty nice things included. I already have them though.
1108	アニメ「ポプテピピック」	Fans flooded a merchandise event for the anime Pop Team Epic.
1544	fateがここまでメジャーになると予想できていた奴おる？	Who could have imagined that fate could have gotten this popular?
2842	エモーい	Feeling emotional.
3029	FF14みたいな大縄飛びゲーじゃしょうがない気もする	I have a feeling that nothing can be done with things like the big jump rope game in FF14.
1589	こいついつもFF6壊してんな	He's always breaking Final Fantasy 6, isn't he.
1059	ff6でエディさんかと思ったらその通りだった	All because of ff6, who we think is Eddy.
1589	「FF6」やりこみプレイヤーに激震	A Final Fantasy 6 speed runner experiences a severe earthquake.
1059	「FF6」やりこみプレイヤーに激震	FF6  speed player causes an uproar.
3732	FFツクール系かと思ったら原作そのままっぽいから改心したのかと思ったけど	I thought might be some sort of RPG Maker remake, but it seems like it's the original.
1414	FGOやってるひといる？	Anyone playing FGO?
1977	FGOやってるひといる？  ぼくは   スパルタクス+ハロウィンプリンセス   アーラシュ+カレスコ   マーリン   控えにエイリーク+カレスコ   でやってるんだけどそろそろ絆がカンストしそうなんで別編成をそだてておきたいんやが孔明がおらんのでうまく組めん   孔明・アーラシュ抜きで3ターンはフレ使わんと無理かな？	Are you doing FGO? I am playing Spartacus + Halloween Princess, Arlash + Kalesco Merlin, and Eliq + Calesco as a back up. I'm just about to max out. I want to prepare something else, but does it go well with Komei?  Is it possible to go three turns with Komei and Arash ?
3691	FGOのアニメが見れなかったorz	I couldn't watch FGO's anime orz.
1633	ゲームめぐりけんか	Fight about a game.
4244	『FINAL FANTASY』30周年を記念する“VISA カード“を発行！ 盤面はチョコボが彩るデザインに  ホントだｗ	Announcing a "VISA Card" that celebrates the 30th anniversary of "FINAL FANTASY"! The face has a design with a Chocobo. Seriously haha.
2073	ついにきゅうりょうがでた	Finally a payday.
802	FireHD10買おうか悩んでる  そのクラスのPCだとドスパラのスティックPCかドンキのストイック（）PCぐらいしか無いのかな…	I'm wondering if I should buy a FireHD10  That class of PC is the same as Dosupara's stick PC or Donki's Stoic  Are there only ones like a PC...?
3213	『Firewatch』Steam/GOG版も無料アップデートで日本語字幕に対応。繊細な人間関係をトランシーバー越しに描く一人称視点アドベンチャー  開発元が直接PS4に出してるからせいぜい時限独占くらいじゃないかと思ってた  PS4版だけ間にローカライズ会社が挟まるとPCに日本語が来にくいイメージ	Japanese subtitles added to "Firewatch" on Steam / GOG via free update. First person adventure that paints a delicate picture of human relations over a transceiver. The developer immediately put it on PS4, so I was thinking it was probably a timed exclusive. If it was localized while there was only a PS4 version then it seemed less likely that Japanese would come to the PC version.
3126	FLCL	FLCL  Shintani Mayumi is in it, I feel relieved.
1199	FLCL  ラハルの声優変わるんけ	FLCL Did Raharu's voice actress change?
4147	FLMASKを使え	Use FLMASK.
3784	ないです	For children who can't spend Christmas with their parents, the Christmas present delivering volunteer man is at the reception desk, not up on Facebook.
1525	For LLLusers from foreign subreddit, have a chat in English here : )  give you LLL words  "へらぶな"  "めすちそ"  "じょんこのびっ"	For LLLusers from foreign subreddit, have a chat in English here : )  give you LLL words  "へらぶな"  "めすちそ"  "じょんこのびっ"
379	For LLLusers from foreign subreddit, have a chat in English here : )  give you LLL words  "へらぶな"  "めすちそ"  "じょんこのびっ"	For LLLusers from foreign subreddit, have a chat in English here : )  give you LLL words  \\n\\nHerabuna, mesuchiso, Junkonobitsu\\n\\n
3752	For LLLusers from foreign subreddit, have a chat in English here : )  give you LLL words  "へらぶな"  "めすちそ"  "じょんこのびっ"	For LLL users from foreign subreddit, have a chat in English here : )  I'll give you some LLL words. "herabuna" (Japanese carp), "mesuchiso" (Mestizo), "Jonkonobi"
4289	うらぁ！fortniteすっぞおらぁ！  これあれか、PUBGなんだね	Whoa! It's Fortnite! This, it's PUBG.
427	fortnite一緒にやれるひといる？  22:30までとりあえず待つからよかったら一緒にやろ   ぼくPC	Is there any one who would like to play fortnightly?  In any case, I will wait till 22:30, so if you'd like, let's play together  My PC
4416	Freedomすべきか否か	A normal fever.
3636	FREETELを展開するプラスワン・マーケティング株式会社が民事再生手続開始を申立て  佐々木希は世界の渡部の元へ帰り   高田純次は関西の上沼の元へ帰るんやで    そろそろ佐々木希は結婚したと言う現実を見よう	Plus One Marketing Ltd., developer of FREETEL, announced commencement of procedures for the restoration of civil affairs. Sasaki Nozomi returns to Watabe, Takada Junji returns to Kaminuma, sooner or later it's time to acknowledge that Sasaki Nozomi is married.
4388	たのしいスキー	Fun skiing.
4290	ふ…ふりむかない…	Furimu Kanai
256	future funk よいよね  いよい…	Future funk is cool, eh? Yeeha
2245	ビットコインFXで強制ロスカット食らったお話	A story of being forced to cut one's losses with bitcoin foreign exchange.
2315	ビットコインFXで強制ロスカット食らったお話  アフィで儲けてFXでも利益出てるみたいだし痛くも痒くもないだろ？   メシフツウ	I've received talk of forced losscut by bit coin FX It seems that profits are gained by affiliation and even FX seems to have profit, neither it hurts nor itches does it? meshihutsuu
3035	ガチ	Gachi
4116	ゲームたのしい	Games are fun!
2214	おわいた	Garbage.
3749	げろチンチンですね	Gero chinchin.
1282	get freedom しなかった  つよい	I didn't get freedom  Strong
747	get freedom しちゃった  うらやま	I was able to get freedom  Backyard hills
4416	Get	Should Get Freedom happen or not?
2179	ままになろう	Get your way.
4113	ガルパンのキャラクターはみんなかわいい……	GIRLS und PANZER's characters are all cute.
3090	かえれ	Go home.
2913	よい	Good.
2733	おはポキッ	Good morning poki.
3689	おちゅかれ	Good work.
1310	GoogleのDaydream	Google's Daydream view will arrive in Japan on 13 December.
1883	Google、立憲民主党のTwitterプロフィールページを全くキャッシュしていないことが判明	It's come out that Google isn't caching the Twitter profile of the Constitutional Democratic Party at all.
3304	Googleのビールとハンバーガーの絵文字、より現実的な絵に修正される  外注だろうけどOK出した無能が社内にいるわけなんだよなあ	Google’s beer and hamburger emojis have been revised rather realistically.\\nIt was probably outsourced but there are probably unskilled people in the company.
2583	Got freedom  Sugoi	Got freedom  Sugoi
1321	ねなさい	Go to sleep.
3083	|	「Go to the men's bath」「It's okay」I played pros and cons in my head.
4391	」	Government "If everybody is made into a part time worker then the distinction of 'part time worker' will go away and the problem is solved".
925	GPD WIN 2 完成へ 1月15日からindiegogoでキャンペーン開始予定  前回での反省点を活かしてより完成度高くなった感じだね  めっちゃ欲しい	Complete GPD WIN2.  The sales campaign will start  from 15 January.  This seems to build on lessons learned previously to be more complete.  I really want one.
4386	そもそもGPLやMITライセンスのソフトなんて個人でやってるのもある	Software development can be done by people who aren't employed at a company.
3312	GPSアプリの誘導で凍った湖に沈没、運転手らは無事	GPS app sends car into frozen lake, driver and passengers are safe USA Vermont.
1576	【GrimDawn】Lv50越えました	I got to level 50 on GrimDawn!
1631	マリオカートのはずがGTAに	It was supposed to be Mario Kart, but it turned into Grand Theft Auto.
335	Gūji_SNPI  /r/YJSNPI	Gūji_SNPI  /r/YJSNPI
4431	ういーひっく	Gulp.
3888	[](#h1)そんなものはない	[] (# h1) No such thing
3120	ギャハハ	Hahaha.
2419	ワロタ	Hahaha.
2930	へへへ、  なにわろてんねん	ha ha ha, what are ya laughin at?
575	な、なんだってーー	haha just kidding.
2462	あけましておめでとうございます	Happy New Year.
3441	あけましておめでとうございます  おめでとうおめでとう🍊	Happy new year  Congratulations Congratulations 🍊
3480	インターネットコム「ダイソーのマイクロHDMI変換アダプタを買ってみた」→結果：映らず	Internetcom "Daiso's Microphone ロI tried buying an HDMI conversion adaptor" →Results: Couldn't show the screen.
3282	てんさい	He is a genius.
616	へーしょ	Heisho.
1451	パーですから！	He's empty in mind!
2335	やあやあ	Hey, hey.
1534	やあやあ  ほ〜〜〜い	Hey hey hooooy
4378	ようクソムシ	Hey, stupid bug.
4268	ヒント・タレ	Hint / Tare
3578	アツゥイ！	Hot!
1365	つまんないなー	How boring.
1892	「それはいくらなんでも」	"How ever many it takes".
1274	やさしい	How kind.
2181	うつくしいくに	How lovely.
318	いくら  セルリアンのたまご	How much is a cerlian's egg?
1121	かなしい	How sad.
19	これエロいよなぁ～	How sexy.
4240	ざんねん	How unfortunate.
3059	だらだらするのたのしー、  HPは	It's fun to be lazy~, HP is
4275	HTC NIPPON、フォロワー2万人でHTC U11のソーラーレッドをSIMフリーで発売へ  もうU11の青を買っちゃったよ・・・	HTC NIPPON, with 20,000 followers selling the HTC U11 Solar Red SIM free. But I already bought the U11 Blue...
319	「Huaweiスマホを使うな」とFBI・CIA・NSAなど諜報機関の長官が警告  おらスペック詐欺のkiwamiからやっとこ最近p10liteに乗り換えたんだ。やめてくんろ～	Intelligence agencies FBI, CIA, and NSA warn, "Do not use Huawei smartphones." Eh, I just finally upgraded from my kiwami that had spec fraud to a p10lite. Please stop with this.
4420	HUGプリ最高じゃん  他の東映作品はよく知らんけど、プリキュアの場合、年によって&回によってかなりばらつきがある感じ   しょっぱなの1話〜3、4話あたりとか、クール終わりで話に区切りがつく12、24話あたりとかは大体ぬるっぬるになるのが恒例  でも年を追うごとに全体のクオリティが底上げされてて、最近はそういう区切りの回以外でも良作画&良演出回があったり、年によってはほぼハズレなしで高クオリティをキープしてる年もある   今年がそんな年になるといいなという期待感	Hugtto! PreCure is amazing. I don't know much about other Toei works, but in the case of PreCure, it feels like depending on the year and the episode things are scattered. From the start with season 1 through season 3 or 4 things would come to a close at the end of a season with 12 or 24 episodes in pretty standard fashion. But with each passing year the overall quality improves, and recently even aside from those wrapups the image quality is good and they are well produced, and as far as years go there are some years where they keep the quality high without missing a beat. I am filled with expectation hoping that this is one of those years.
2864	「HuGっと！プリキュア」 シリーズ第15弾！2018年春、スタート！  ハゲっと？	"HuG! Pretty Cure" series 15th bullet! Start in the spring of 2018! ?
2346	うん…うん…うん！？…はい…	huh!?
3135	え？	Huh?
1429	そうか？	Huh, is that so?
4395	Humble Brawler Bundle  アーク関係はバランスはともかく   相変わらずオン関係は旧世代機から改善する気すら無いみたいだから   別に旧バージョンだろうが新バージョンだろうが関係ない    まあ、DBZFの鯖件で実質お詫びbundleみたいになってるけど	Humble Brawler Bundle. Putting aside the balance of the Ark class, as always they show no intention of improving the On class from the previous generation. It doesn't really matter if it's the old version or the new version. Well, as an actual apology for the server issues with DBZF it did become a bundle.
3458	Humble MangaGamer and Friends Bundle  ＄1はだそう	Humble MangaGamer and Friends Bundle  let's spend at least ＄1
456	Humble MangaGamer and Friends Bundle  おま国はアクチ不可鍵だけくれるパターンか   鍵すらくれないパターンかそれが問題だ    サプライズすぎてBTAの初値見忘れた	Humble Manga Gamer and Friends Bundle. Is the 'Oma country' the only key  to inactivity? If not, that that's a problem. I forgot the initial price of BTA, which has too many surprises.
2104	Humble Monthly 2018年1月 早期解除はThe Long Dark、Quantum Break、Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War III  The Long Dark Quantum Break  と丁度ウィッシュリスト内のが2本も 12月分はこれってのなかったな	Humble Monthly January 2018 Early terminationThe Long Dark、Quantum Break、Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War III  The Long Dark Quantum Break and exactly 2 of the ones from the wishlist There wasn't anything standing out in December
1870	Humble Monthly 2018年2月 早期解除はSid Meier’s Civilization VIとDLC2本  Tiny Echo落としたわサンクス   なんかTroveの回線細いのかやたらDL時間かかるな	Humble Monthly February 2018 Early release is Sid Meier's Civilization VI and two DLCs I dropped Tiny Echo or something Trove's line is thin or the DL time will take a while
3231	Humble Monthly 2018年4月 早期解除は Deus Ex: Mankind Divided、 Mafia IIIと 5ドルほどの小銭 日本以外は God Eater 2: Rage Burst  ダクソ3ほしかったなあ 頼むぜバンナム	Humble Monthly April 2018 — Early Unlock titles are Deus Ex: Mankind Divided and Mafia III. God Eater 2: Rage Burst is restricted in Japan, so customers in this region will get a $5 Wallet Coupon instead. I really wanted Dark Souls 3, come on Namco!
86	HumbleStoreで「Company of Heroes 2」を無料配布中、なお  Steamだと普通に売ってるじゃねーか   こっちがセガの本音か	Humble Store is offering Company of Heroes 2 for free right now. And on Steam they're selling it for full price! Is this Sega's real intent?
3512	[Humble] 『The Red Solstice』48時間限定で無料  そういえば長年ウィッシュリストの肥やしになってたなこれ…  まぁ気になってたしありがたい	[Humble] “The Red Solstice” is free for 48 hours. Now that you mention it, it has been on my wishlist for many years. I have been curious about it so I appreciate this.
3533	いそげ	Hurry
161	あくしろよ	Hurry up.
3874	いまよっぱらってます	I am drunk now.
1184	はずかちい…	I am embarrassed...
1878	いまいらいらしてるからかみついたらごめんね  ちーがーうー！	I am irritated now, so I'm sorry if I bite!
1791	ちかれた	I am tired.
2488	おなじになった	I became the same
1278	ウコンのサプリをポチった。	I bought a turmeric supplement online.
134	うそくせー	I can't believe it.
4503	よめにゃい…	I can't read.
1538	よめない	I can't read
2689	ほんこれ	I completely agree.
2343	ブロックチェーン・スタートアップ、ICOで集めた11ドルを持ち逃げか？	Taking $11 gathered from blockchains, startups, ICOs and fleeing?
2515	あなたのにはいるなのかしらしらないかもしらないですよね	I do not know if i do not know you...
2488	しごとがない	I don't have work.
2483	わからん…	I don't know...
3698	わかりません、まだオーストラリアにいますので。。。	I don't know, since I'm still in Australia...
918	ぼく「インターネットはクソ」  すまぬ	I don't live in a world where the 'internet is shit'
1485	もうｗｗ	I don't think it can be that way.
4363	おしゃけのんだ	I drank the salmon.
2457	むしろごはんがしょうゆでもちはきなこだな	I'd rather that the rice is soy sauce and the mocha is kinako.
2257	おっぱいせいじんかいた	I drew a man who's super into boobs.
2375	くさしょかいた  かかれとる（╹◡╹）	I drew Kusasho. Kakaretoru. （╹◡╹）
1472	トクガーワイエヤスゥ…	Ieyasu Tokugawa...
2746	わかりみ	I feel you.
3666	グラっときた	I felt it shake.
4333	ねたらおかされるぞー	If I sleep I'll be woken up.
4263	ししを	If you are strong you live, and if you are weak you die.
4196	IGNはhumble monthly premiumを始めたいらしい  基本的には現行プランを劣化させて割高な上位プランへの移行をうながすのが目的のようなのでどれになったとしてもお得感は薄れる   最後の設問だけ年間プランが提示されてるのでおそらくこれもなくしたいのが本心なのだろう   勧誘特典もなくなりそう    年2万5千円って3ヶ月に1回AAAがフルプライスで買えてしまうレベルからね   何が来るかわからず多分遊ばない抱き合わせより鉄板作品ローテしたほうが絶対にマシ	IGN seems to start humble monthly premium. Basically it is a purpose to promote the transition to an expensive upper plan by deteriorating existing plan. Even if it gets something, the plan is presented probably I do not feel the proper benefits anymore. It is also true I do not see any recruitment benefits, 25,000 yen a year is the same as buying  AAA once every 3 months at full price. What comes It is absolutely better to rotate the real work than to tie it different ones  that I probably do not take to play.
3161	タカだった	I got falcon.
1598	ねんがんのウスイホーンをてにいれたぞ！	I got the dōjinshi that I wanted!
933	ねんがんのウスイホーンをてにいれたぞ！	I got the Usui Horn that I had my heart set on!
2413	ということな	I guess that's it.
3838	わすれてたあああああああああああああああああちきしょおおおおおおおおおおお	I had forgotten about it, damn it.
2987	つらみ...	I hate it.
3595	これきらい	I hate this.
322	カンジーザイボーサツ	I have a solution!
2717	アイハブブラックフレンズ	I have black friends.
2371	よーわからん	I have no idea.
1805	じょしりょくたけえ	I have so much woman power~
2265	あちたおちごとなの  かなちい	I have work tomorrow  Sad
1411	ふとっちゃったらかなちい	I hope I don't get fat...
2910	いまランチからかえってきた、  ぼくもおなにーするの	I just came back from lunch time, and I will fuck, too
892	IKIGAIのTEIGIがGAIJINによって作られる  日本のイメージは:  * 金継ぎ  * 森林浴  * 触手強姦	IKIGAI's TEIGI was made according to GAIJIN.  The Japanese image is *Money flowing *Forest bath *Tentacle rape
2267	かなちい	I kissed a student who I love ♥
3239	あんずちゃんすき	I like Anzu.
2428	よき	I like it.
2719	のぼるすき	I like Noboru.
3446	コカインベイベーのメインヘロインすき	I like the main heroine from コカインベイベー
1409	しゅき、、おかずにします、、、	I like this one, I think I'll use it as a masturbatory aid.
4338	すきすきすきすきすきすきぶちゅっ	I like you I like you I like you I like you I like you I like you, smash!
3232	あえてね	I’ll be watching this over and over.
1049	たべる	I'll eat it.
2555	あたみいってくる	I'll go to Atami.
1640	だいすき	I love it.
2822	いっぱいちゅき❤️	I love it a lot.❤️
1746	のぼるすき	I love you
623	あいしてるわだーりん	I love you darling.
3705	かわいいマスコットキャラクターつくった	I made a cute mascot character.
3596	おじさんやぞ	I'm a man.
3983	Imaoってなんだ…いまお…今夫  Iじゃなくてlだったのか	What is Imao ... Imao ...my husband, was not I, but alsoit was l
3134	きみにはがっかりだよ😞	I'm disappointed in you 😞
3111	むらむらしてきた	I'm feeling horny.
1537	もちまんにクレームいれまくろ	I'm going to make lots of complaints to もちまん
4043	まだやで	I'm gonna stop me in some way.
1639	ありがたう	I'm grateful.
3179	いもがー(imgur.com)、2014年あたりに1.7Mものユーザー名とパスワードを盗まれていた可能性  マジか。その設定知らなかったありがとう	There is a possibility that 1.7 million usernames and passwords were stolen from imgur.com in 2015. Seriously? I didn't know about that. Thanks.
2902	なぞなぞだすよ!	I'm have a riddle!
170	おなかしゅいた	I'm hungry.
1547	さみしい。  おんなか！？	I'm lonely. A woman?!
3996	びびらない  なんだおら なんだおら なんだおら	I'm not nervous  What's that? What's that? What's that?
1321	ねむい	I'm sleepy.
2470	ごめんね…キモくてごめんね…	I'm sorry...
1576	つよい	I'm strong.
3416	ぼくもえふじーおー？っていうのはじめようとおもうんですけど	I'm thinking about starting the one called "Me too FGO?
557	そしてimu_tanは"理由あって、LLLer"ということか	And apparently imu_tan is "an LLLer, for reasons".
2861	レインボーシックスシージ in LLL！9:30くらいに開始予定  あっ…PCでしたか  ぼくPS4です…	Rainbow Six Siege in LLL! It is scheduled to start around 9:30 ... Oh was it PC? I have PS4 ...
586	レインボーシックスシージ in LLL！9:30くらいに開始予定  あっ…PCでしたか  ぼくPS4です…	Rainbow Six Siege in LLL! Starting  around 9:30 ... Using a PC?  Me, I'm a PS 4 ...
40	＞	In November of last year, Japan government has received warnings from UN Human Rights Council working group, which conducting testing on human rights environment in Japan, on 217 agendas, such as "freedom of media" and comfort women problem.
3383	Insel Games、社員にレビュー操作を指示したと/r/steamで告発されsteam追放 おまゲーGuardians of Emberのパブリッシャ  〇天の社長からも同じ臭いを感じる(個人の感想です。)	Insel Games, accused of instructing employees to conduct review operations by /r/steam, is banned from steam. Publisher of Guardians of Ember  〇I feel the same smell from the divine president (personal thoughts.)
3964	Intel Secretly Firefighting a Major CPU Bug Affecting Datacenters?  こんな注目度がクソ高そうなネタなのにワイが建てるとスルーされるのは何でや・・・	Intel Secretly Firefighting a Major CPU Bug Affecting Datacenters? Why is attention like this seems to be fucking high, but why is ignored when Wai builds  ...
3385	Intelのプロセッサチップに根本的な設計上の欠陥が発覚、各OSにアップデートの必要性  ひぇー	A fundamental defect was detected in Intel's processor chips; a mandatory update for each OS eeek
2767	Intelのプロセッサチップに根本的な設計上の欠陥が発覚、各OSにアップデートの必要性  そろそろ買い替えたいと思ってたし次はryzenとやらにするかな  ぐっばいインテル	Fundamental flaw in Intel's processor chips necessitates updates to every OS  I was thinking about upgrading any time now, I wonder if I should go with ryzen  Goodbye, Intel
4482	Intel、プロセッサ脆弱性はAMDやARMにもあり、対策で協力中と説明  今の時代ならリコール対象と考えても良いのでは? と思い、ニヤつく  が、おま国w	Intel, Processor vulnerability is also in AMD and ARM, explanation that it is cooperating in countermeasure. Is it okay to think that it is subject to recall if it happens in this era? Thinking of this, I get overwhelmed, but it's your country
1577	INTが足りなかったよ、、	I don't have enough intelligence.
3808	iOS、macOSで“致命的バグ”連発	A series of "critical bugs" in iOS, macOS.
3835	iOSのコアとなるソースコードの一部「iBoot」がネットに流出、「史上最大のリーク」との指摘も	Part of iOS's core source code "iBoot" was leaked on the Internet, some point out that this is "history's biggest leak".
3404	iPad ProのCMの「コンピュータって何？」に腹を立てる人たち  なんでそこで調べないか謎	To the people who are taking offence to the iPad Pro's commercial, "What is a computer?".  It's a mystery why no one looks it up at that point.
2537	iPhoneって何が新しかったの？  静電式タッチパネルとフリック入力   フリックは苦肉の策だっはずだけどスタンダード面してるのが好かん	What's new about the iPhone? The electrostatic touch panel and the flick input are supposed to be hard, but its fond of having a standard face.
2545	iPhoneの売上ランキングからモンスト、パズドラ、ツムツム、ドッカン等の名前が消える  アンドロの2位にモンスト3位にパズドラ13位にドッカンおるが  スレタイ読み違えてたことに気付いて恥ずかしい気持ちになった  っていうか白猫がどこにもおらんのにワロタわ	Monst, Pazdra, Tsumsum, Dokkan, and other names disappear from iPhone sales ranking. Android ranked second, in the 3rd place in Monsto, int eh 13th place is Pazdola. Dokkan realized the Slethy reading was wrong and felt embarrassed or thought white cats were everything
4227	「iPhoneは早ければ1年後に性能が落ち始める」のをAppleが正式に認める  2年で壊れるように作ってるのはなんとなく実感としてあった。	Apple has officially acknowledged that "an iPhone will start declining in its performance in as little as one year"  I had a vague feeling from my experience that they were made to break in 2 years.
2666	「iPhoneは早ければ1年後に性能が落ち始める」のをAppleが正式に認める	Apple officially acknowledges that "the iPhone can start declining in performance in as quickly as one year".
3823	iPhoneならクリップで開ける	If it were an iPhone I would open it with a clip.
3692	IP網固定電話に対応した56アナログモデム発売	56 analog model for IP network landline phones is now on sale.
2810	IQOSに完全移行したので喫煙所でくわえタバコしながらデレステできなくなった  電子タバコは口に咥えたまま両手使えないの不便よね   プルームテックならなんとか出来るけどちょっと重いし固いしで歯が欠けそう   でもアイコスは一度電源入れたら全部吸うまで手放せないけどプルームテックは一口吸って放置出来るから   プルームテックへの移行を進めるよ	I've switched over to IQOS, so I can't play DereSute while smoking in the smoking room anymore. Electronic cigarettes are inconvenient, because you can't hold it in your mouth while using both hands for something else. If it was Plume Tech, I could probably manage it, but it's a bit heavy and it might chip my tooth. But with IQOS, once you turn it on you have to inhale it all before it will stop, but with Plume Techn you can smoke a small amount and leave it alone.
2357	そう？	Is it?
1854	ガットギター？	Is it a gut guitar?
2675	あさみなのかまみなのか	Is it Asami or is it Mami?
4147	スケスケじゃないですか！	Is not it transparent?
2485	カイザーソゼ！カイザーソゼじゃないか！	カイザーソゼ！Isn't it カイザーソゼ!
125	アナルローズか	Is that an anal fistula?
645	そうか、、	Is that right?
3546	ないの？	Is there not an effect?
3831	ありえるのか	Is this possible?
808	きてるよ	It can be done.
4133	あるある	It happens.
773	ぼく「インターネットはクソ」	I think the internet is crap.
3583	たっか	It is a high score
696	そしてエロい	It is also erotic.
1159	たのちいよ	It is fun.
1519	ぼくたんじょうび	It is my birthday.
1050	じしん	It is scary for the earthquake to shake things.
3005	つめたそう	It looks so cold.
936	イトーキかオカムラだな	Itoko or Okamura
4484	ぎゃくたいだ！	It's abuse!
2493	すげーやつ	it's an amazing one.
2732	💩チョコソフトだよ	💩 It's chocolate soft serve.
2481	おくがふかい〜！	It's deep!
2745	ふかみある	It's deep.
1486	どれもソレっぽい！	Its great.
3791	イイ	It's great.
2978	ながい…	It's long...
2638	ちゅぎぼくのばん	It's my turn.
1220	デモもストもない	It's not a demonstration or a strike.
1339	あいりじゃなくてめいりじゃねえか	It's not Airi, it's Meiri.
2172	これはイマイチ	It's not great.
2253	くらげバンチにつながらない	It's not linked to Kurage Bunch.
1587	やるやる	It's pretty nice.
1591	やるじゃのいこ！	It's pretty sweet!
372	かなしい…	It's sad...
2250	ガチ	Its serious.
495	ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ	It's sort of like ethnic music so it's hard to pick a code for it, so isn't it fine to ignore that and just make it?
788	むずかちい…	It's tough...
1010	←	Its tradition!'
1706	くさってる、ゆるせん。	It's unforgivable.
3627	「く」じゃなかったんだ	It wasn't "ku".
2836	ちゅらそう	It was so lovely.
3854	ゆるされねーからな	It will not be forgiven
2601	ホモになればこまらないね	It wouldn't be a problem if I become homosexual
4143	わかるわぁ～	I understand.
303	ついにみはなされた	I've already abandoned it.
2624	オフィスワークばっかりしてるとなまるからね	I've been burying myself in work at the Ibaraki prefectural office.
1411	ごはんいっぱいたべた	I've filled my belly!
1662	あるある	I've had that happen before.
301	おくすりのめたね	I've taken my medicine
1899	おきた	I've woken up.
2025	てれぱしーのうりょくほしい……  かく	I want telepathic abilities..... Beautiful.
818	マッチョになりて～	I want to become macho.
783	「やりたい」じゃくて「ヤりたい」な	I want to 'do' her.
1739	わんこもふりたい	I want to have a go
2329	モフりてぇ	I want to pet it.
910	おきた  ねなさい	I woke up  Please go to sleep
504	チースタッカルビの「タッ」てなんだろうな…  こってりしてそう	I wonder what the “Ta” in Cheese Ta Karubi is… It seems like it would be quite rich.
4165	どれもダサダサだからなー	I would put on a mask if there were any that suits to my jacket, but all of them are looks so lame.
4211	ルイボスティーにしよ	I would rather drink Rooibus tea.
1157	japancirclejerk用語で「T長;D読」だけ分かりやすくて好き	Within japancirclejerk's terminology they the only easy thing to understand is "too long, didn't read," which I like.
1394	Japan cronyism scandal linked to Shinzo Abe and wife worsens with suicide note. Japanese official who took his own life said he was forced to alter records linked to sale of public land at 85% discount  ふぇぇ えいご よめない	Japan cronyism scandal linked to Shinzo Abe and wife worsens with suicide note. Japanese official who took his own life said he was forced to alter records linked to sale of public land at 85% discount  Ehhh, English, I can't read it
1181	もうやめてあげてJCのHPは0よ	The JC homepage is 0.
3673	JKファッションを変えた“あの人”	Amuraa?
1673	JKから男子高校生を奪い取るバレーコーチ(66歳・男)の物語か	A story of a man that was taken away from a 66 year old high school balley coach by a female manager.
3168	Joe's Labo : 2018年、日本は本当の格差社会に突入する  おかしいと言わない現行政権叩かないで、成立させた民主だけ叩いてて草はえる	Joe's Labo: 2018, Japan enters into a truly stratified society. Don't criticize the government administration that says it isn't odd, just criticize the citizens who are living it. What a joke.
3116	Joe's Labo : 解雇規制が緩和されると困る人たち  文章が下品。   ネトウヨしっぽ見えてんぞ	Joe's Labo: People who are troubled if the firing restraints are loosened. The writing is poor quality. You can see the online right wing leanings.
4364	じょっ、じょっ、じょんこのび、じょんこのび、じょんこのび	Jo, jo, jonkonobi, jonkonobi, jonkonobi.
1593	JR埼京線	JR Saitama Line.
562	JT「わかば」「エコー」等6銘柄値上げ申請	JT, "Wakaba", "Echo", and others, 6 brands looking for a price increase.
679	すごすぎるジャグリング	Juggling that is way too awesome.
760	だらだらする	Just chilling out.
1178	J企業は皆犯罪企業、労基法違反も含めればね	Japanese companies are criminals, if we include their violation of labour laws.
3106	なんJアニソン定例会 in Cytube  50人もいてワロタ	There were 50 people in a regular meeting about the なんJ Anime song in Cytube, and I laughed.
3097	なんJアニソン定例会 in Cytube  いや、にちゃんのなんJ民であってredditのなんJ民ではない	NanJ Anime Song regular meeting in Cytube  No, they are 2chan's NanJ people and not Reddit's NanJ people.
2902	j解説くだちゃい	Please explain!
1835	ケツ(K2)でしょ。	Aren't they (K2) an asshole.
509	かがみのーなかのまりおねっ	Kagami no Naka no Marionette (Marionette in the Mirror)
2646	カッ	Kah
1613	かけくきこ	Kakekukiko.
322	ハーラーギャーテー	Kanjiisai bousatsu gyaatee gyaatee haaraa gyaatee.
3829	ころしあえー	Kill each other~
2823	きららファンタジア	Kirara Fantasy will being service on December 11.
4489	のっくのっく・・おるすですか	Knock knock... are you an arse?
3895	クレハラ	Kurehara.
743	Larianが生んだ傑作RPG「Divinity: Original Sin II」の販売が遂に100万本を突破  1を終わらせてないけどネコからクエスト受けたり  敵の炎魔法を雨降らして消したり戦闘も楽しかったので2も買う予定	The masterpiece RPG created by Larian, "Divinity: Original Sin II" has finally exceeded 1 million unit sales  I haven't finished 1 yet, but I did receive a quest from a cat  Because you can do things like extinguish the enemy's fire magic by summoning rain, and the combat was fun, I also plan to buy 2
2061	わろてる  えへえへ	Laughing bahaha
893	わろてる  てろてん	Laughing  Teroten
1061	ばれとる	Leaks occur.
602	さんたさんにまかせて	Leave it to Santa
3622	レズのおやつ	Lesbian porn.
3511	・おはなししよう	Let’s all talk together!
322	ギャーテーギャーテー	Let's form a cult together.
3760	←	Let's make a second season full of depressing events!"
1202	「もうやめにしよう」	"Let's quit."
2241	リテイクしてるやろ	Lets try that again.
2893	はいLGBTへの差別	This is discrimination against LGBT.
3807	のぼるとLINEをすることでしか幸福を得られないのでのぼるとLINEをさせてください	I can only achieve happiness from Noboru and LINE, so please let me do Noboru and LINE.
1460	「ママとパパのLINEが気持ち悪い」――娘がそう言うほどにラブラブな夫婦がほほえましい	"My mom and dad's LINE accounts are gross."
2284	「LINEがウザい」「知ったかぶりで政治を語る」ダメなおっさんたちは変われるのか  どうせ騙されるなら小泉元首相に騙されたいって心境かな	"LINE is annoying!" "They talk about politics like they actually know something." Can useless old men really change? If they can be be fooled no matter what, then I guess they have the attitude that they want to fool former Prime Minister Koizumi.
4110	LishtotのTestDropは、非接触で水が安全に飲めるかどうかを判定する	Lishtot's Test Drop will determine whether the water can be safely drunk without contact.
4415	つよくいきて	Live strong.
2116	LLLはおデブさんがいっぱい。これがほんとの3L	LLL is full of fatties.
979	LLLができてから3年経ちます。そろそろヘリテージになるものが必要だと思います。  もう三年か。はやいなぁ。	It's been 3 years since LLL was made. I think something needs to be done to make it a heritage soon. Already 3 years... so fast.
395	バーチャルLLLerです  かわい…くはない	I'm a Virtual LLLer  Cute...not
1267	LLLerでよくみるレスポンス「すごい」「えらい」「かわええ〜」	Responses commonly used by LLLers "amazing", "great", "cute".
1611	LLLerってもしかして意識高い……？	Is it possible that LLLers are deeply aware...?
122	LLLer逸材多過ぎ	LLLers are just too talented.
2613	LLLerで集まってSteamのAoE2  やるー！	I'm gonna gather at LLLer and do Steam's AoE2ー！
4168	LLLでみた	I saw it on LLL.
4149	LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL！   レレレの職業不詳の29歳のようにも見える  黙秘を続けてるような	LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL！He looks like a 29 year old who has an unknown occupation of Lelee. He continues to be silent.
1129	このふいんきがLLLLL	This atmosphere is LLLLL.
1778	L L LはなんのL？  あ！   知り合いの金融屋さんご紹介しましょうか？   とてもいい人なんですよ？   ちょっと金利が違法ですけどね   すごくいい人です	LLL is what L? Oh! Shall I introduce a money lender acquaintance? Is he a good person? Well, the interest rate is a little high, but he is a great guy
2658	LLLでオススメされてたからswitch買ってきた  カービィ16日発売かぁ  psp以来のゲーム機だ  追記：とりあえずスカイリムDLした	Since LLLers recommended it, I bought a Switch  Kirby is released the 16th.  It's the only console I've had since the PSP  P.S. I've downloaded Skyrim for the meantime.
3522	LLLがあんしんなの	There are no\\nworries about LLL.
1157	しかし、LLLではtl;drを使うほど長文なくない？	But in LLL, there aren't any sentences long enough to warrant a too long, didn't read, right?
3311	LLL三月場所が始まりますよ	LLL March Tournament is going to start.
3551	LLL三月場所が始まりますよ	LLL’s March area is going to start.
1175	LLLを何かの拍子で見つけた人って、きっと「インターネットにまだこんな場所あったんだ…」って思ってるよね。  語尾に(核爆)って付けても笑ってスルーしてくれそう	People who find LLL through some sort of rhythm.  Maybe they are thinking, there must be this kind of site still available on the net. Even if 'nuclear explosion' is affixed to the end of a word, please laugh thoroughly.
3108	LLLって何立てていいかわからないからムカつくんだよね	The problem with LLL is that you don't know what you can make.
3621	LLLはいつも君を見ているよ	LLL is always watching you.
719	LLLには多い	There are many in LLL
2662	LLL婚活ブーム	It's an LLL matchmaking boom.
3790	LLL忘年会	LLL year end party.
2745	これもまたLLL文学の一面	This is another side of LLL's literature.
1457	これもまたLLL文学の一面	This is another side of the LLL literature.
1586	LLL"村"か	LLL village, huh?
2637	LLL格付けチェック2018 一流LLLerになるのは誰かなスペシャル  たまたま見ててみゃーもBでしたにゃ   でも20時から秒速見るにゃ	LLLrating check 2018. Who will become a first class LLLer special.  I saw a B by chance, meow. But I've seen it per second since 8:00 PM, meow.
2259	LLL格付けチェック2018 一流LLLerになるのは誰かなスペシャル  見逃したが盆栽はB	LLL rating check 2018. Who will become a first class LLLer SPECIAL! I missed it but bonzai is B.
1031	LLL界広しと言えども、最近の僕ほど怠惰な毎日を送ってる者はいまい  水金以外の俺と全く同じで笑った、いや笑えなかった  俺と一緒にバイトしようぜ	Even though the LLL world is expansive, for those who are lazy every day, as I have been recently, it is trendy.  Like me, they laugh on days other than Wednesday or Friday.  No, they can't laugh.  Lets work together.
1294	LLL界広しと言えども、最近の僕ほど怠惰な毎日を送ってる者はいまい  週二ぐらい…	Even though the LLL world is extensive, recently there are people as lazy as I am everyday.
3871	LLLの皆さん、おはようございます。私はアレクサ、アマゾンで働いてはいけないけど質問ある？  あったまピッカピーカ、冴えてピッカピーカ、そーれがどーした俺ピカチュウー	Good morning to all of LLL. I am Alexa, I should not work in Amazon, but do you have any questions? Head Pika pika, clearly Pika pika, so what I am Pikachu
2799	LLLの皆さん、おはようございます。私はアレクサ、アマゾンで働いてはいけないけど質問ある？  アレクサ、のぼるの天気は？	Everyone at LLL, good morning. Alexa Amazon isn't working well, but are there any questions?  Alexa, how's the climbing weather?
1941	LLLの皆さん、おはようございます。私はアレクサ、アマゾンで働いてはいけないけど質問ある？  折れた	Good morning, /r/lowlevelaware users. This is Alexa speaking. You shouldn't work at Amazon, but have you got any questions for me? Well, that was unexpected.
3764	もっとLLL盛り上げていかないとなあ  耳がアレな人は、そうらしいね  におわんけど、手で脇触って匂い嗅ぐとワキガの匂いしますわ  でも、話変わるけど、いがいと可愛い女の子ワキガなこと多くね？サービスでOLの制服着てくれる店でそういう子がくるとめっちゃ仕事してちょっと疲れてるOL感がでてめっちゃチンコ勃つ	I wonder if LLL can be more lively. It seems like people with those types of ears are like that. With Niowan (deodorizing toilet paper), when I touch my armpit and smell it it smells like body odor. But, to change the subject, don't a surprisingly large number of cute girls have armpit body odor? If there were a service where that type of girl wore office clothes and worked really hard and got worn out and had that working woman feeling then it'd really get me hard.
1410	もっとLLL盛り上げていかないとなあ  耳がアレな人は、そうらしいね  におわんけど、手で脇触って匂い嗅ぐとワキガの匂いしますわ  でも、話変わるけど、いがいと可愛い女の子ワキガなこと多くね？サービスでOLの制服着てくれる店でそういう子がくるとめっちゃ仕事してちょっと疲れてるOL感がでてめっちゃチンコ勃つ	We've got to get people more active in r/lowlevelaware... That's what they say about people with hearing like that. I can't smell it, but if I touch my armpits and then sniff them, they smell like body odor. To change topic, have you noticed that cute girls often have smelly armpits? There are some shops where, as a bonus, the girls wear office outfits. That look like they've been working hard and gotten tired is so sexy, I get a boner instantly.
4148	サンタクロースヌーからLLLの良い子たちにプレゼントだよ  飛鳥2乗ったときにプルプル飛鳥を 買い損ねたので、プルプル飛鳥ください。	Presents from Santa Claus Nu to the LLL good kids. When riding on Asuka, I missed the chance to buy Purupuru Asuka, please give me one.
3260	LLはのろーく進行する病だからね	LL has an illness that progresses slowly.
1113	ホラーだよねｗ	lol
3151	ラリパッラリパッ	Lollipop lollipop
3024	おいしそ	Looks delicious.
1887	あまよさそう	Looks good
2114	パイlotなのにな	Even though it's pi"lot".
3076	パスタいろいろ	Lots different kinds of pasta.
811	ラヴアンドピザ	Love and pizza.
3394	「lowlevelaware」でツイート検索したら「redditのlowlevelawareは世界でいちばんの糞板。マジ好き」みたいなツイートがあった	If you search tweets with "lowleveraware" there are tweets like "reddit's lowlevelaware is the world's best shit stage.
4286	コミックLOが堂々と売られている国とはやっぱ違うね	It's quite a bit different from a country where Comic LO is sold all over.
3884	ルル  それだ	Lulu This is it
2401	(L´w`)	(L´w`) ﾋｯﾋｯﾋｯ...
1373	macOS High Sierraに「最悪のバグ」、パスワードなしでログイン可能  情報系の学生とかプログラマーの間ではラップトップpcとして人気(体感シェア三割から四割)	"Horrible bug" in macOS High Sierra, login possible without password. Popular as a laptop PC among tech students and programmers (experience share goes from 30% to 40%).
218	macOSの「root」ログイン問題、10.13.0から10.13.1に更新すると再発の恐れ（要再起動）  13月とか旧暦じゃん	About the log in problem of [root] in macOS. if you you update your device between 10.13.0 and 10.13.1 it will probably be a repetitive problem. 13th is marked on the Lunar Calendar.
1810	まじかよmac使うわ	I use a Mac
2979	Mafia ￥1490  やっぱり日本語化MOD動かんのかね   人柱頼む	Mafia is ￥1490, the Japanese language mod probably won't be transferred huh? Someone make a sacrifice.
1365	ぷにぷにさせろー	Make it springy.
2125	メスイキさす！！	Male orgasm!!
3035	ママーッ！	Mama!
1827	マミ	Mami.
1507	マミさん  なんかケバい	Mami, that's really garish.
1743	mannnakaを危険視(警戒)してる点はpovertyとpokankunは一致してる的な話か。危険という結論の導出過程はかなり違うだろうけど、結論は一致してるだろうな	The point of danger (warning) of Sumanko mannnaka is perhaps that poverty and pokankun are similar?
1743	つか、mannnaka普通にこえーし	Although the process leading to the conclusion of danger is quite different, surely the conclusion will be the same... mannnaka is normal...
1290	"Mastering Bitcoin" 日本語訳 「ビットコインって何？」って人はこれを読んでみよう！絶対面白いから  まーた仮想通貨ステマスレか  もうBTC爆死で結論でたやん   インサイダーしまくり少数で操作しまくれるものなんか怖くてやりたくない	"Mastering Bitcoin" Japanese language version. Read this if you don't even know what a bitcoin is.  Extremely interesting.  It concludes that it was stealth marketing that led to the bitcoin collapse.  I don't want to be afraid of the small number of people with inside knowledge manipulating the system.
4324	やっとMBSネットで復活するのか	Finally it's bouncing back on the MBS net.
353	ペルソナ５のmeme	Persona 5 meme for older students at the end of the century.
1708	んにゃぁ～～ん	Meow, meow!!
2354	にゃうにゃうにゃうにゃうにゃ？	Meow meow meow meow?
3659	『METAL GEAR SURVIVE』 第2回ベータ配信はPC版もありまぁす（2月16日～18日）  これやりそうな層はモンハンとかPUBGとかで忙しそう	"METAL GEAR SURVIVE" There's a PC version for the second beta broadcast. (February 16~18). People who this is geared towards are probably going to be busy with Monster Hunter or PUBG.
1628	#MeToo	#MeToo Voice actor who seduced Shimizu Meily anonymously confesses to rape of Takeuchi Tadayoshi.
963	『Metro	"Metro Exodus" will be released in the fall of 2018.
4355	ドMかな	He/she might be a real masochist
2896	Microsoft、文章から本物のような画像を生成する人工知能を開発 ～人の「注意する」概念をモデル化し「常識」も学ぶ  ポルノ生成されまくる未来が見えるゾ	Microsoft, develops artificial intelligence that generates realistic images from sentences ~ Modeling the concept of "human attention" and of learning "common sense". Things are looking good for porn creation in the future.
988	またか	Mine is from 2011 so it's probably fine?
1047	ミニスカートめぐみん	Miniskirts.
13	キティさん、またとんでもないものとコラボする	Miss Kitty, collaborating on preposterous things.
3888	](#mn)堅揚げは？	[] (# Mn) How about Karaage?
2504	MODが無能だから	Because MOD is incompetent.
4260	モナコイン	Monacoin.
3315	MRJはこれまで納期を5度延期し、開発コストは当初の3倍の5千億円	MRJ's development has been delayed 5 times, and development costs are 3 times the initial cost at 5 hundred billion yen.
299	マミさん  しこい	Ms. Mami is hot.
2250	ママーッ！	Mum...!
2716	「ラノゲツクールMV」は12月14日に発売へ。プログラムの知識なしでADVやライトノベルゲームを制作できるツール	"Ranoge Tsukuru MV" will be on sale on December 14th.
3886	アプリウィｗｗｗｗ	My apps...
2496	おはなつやつや！	"My nose is so glossy!"
1305	ついにきゅうりょうがでた	My salary has finally arrived.
2981	おなかいたい	My stomach hurts.
1691	あってるねえ	\\n
4358	なお	Nao
4285	Nature論文は食品としてのトレハロースの安全性を問題にしているのではなく…。	The Nature article is not questioning the safety of Trehalose as a food product...
3931	なぜNECの平凡なノートPCが若者に支持されたのか？ 新型「LAVIE Note Mobile」を読み解く  目いいんだね	Why was NEC's ordinary laptop supported by young people? You can read and understand the new "LAVIE Note Mobile".
905	NEM不正送金被害のコインチェックが補償発表。日本円で返金、レート88.549円 ただし補償実施時期は"検討中"  バックレ？	Coincheck, damaged by the NEM illegal money remittance scam, announces compensation. Money will be returned in JPY at a rate of 88.549 yen.  However the period for compensation is 'under consideration'.  Is that a cop out?
2565	NEM不正送金被害のコインチェックが補償発表。日本円で返金、レート88.549円 ただし補償実施時期は"検討中"  住友系でしょ？  流石にバックレはムズいんじゃないかなぁ	Coin check makes compensation announcement on damage caused by NEM illegal remittance. Refunds in Japanese yen, at rate of 88.549 yen However, the compensation implementation time is "under consideration" Isn't this Sumitomo group? I think feigning ignorance is going to be difficult
4270	NEMハッキング犯	NEM hacking incident.
3291	Netflix Japanさん 例のアレで煽ってくる  直球ド正論で好き  でも、性格がサイテーだからこそ人様に迷惑をかけないように妄想の世界で生息している面もあるのでそっとしておいて下さい。	That guy is creating quite the ruckus on\\nNetflix Japan’s “Chokkyuudo Seiron.” His personality is the worst so he is living in the imaginary world in order to not give anyone any trouble. Therefore, leave him alone.
589	News Up ： 大雪でなぜ立往生？そのときあなたは  死ぬがよい！かよ	News Up: Why are you stranded during heavy snow?  Are they saying it's better for you to die during that time?!
630	マクドナルドがNFC決済導入	McDonald's introduces an NFC payment system.
1081	NHK、CPU脆弱性のニュースのイメージ映像にわざわざAMDを使用する  ひっどい説明だけど、正しく説明しても同じか。せめてMeltdown(主にインテル), Spectre(CPU全般的)があると書いて欲しいな。  *後、ブラウザを最新に更新しないとヤバいよと促すべき。はー、safariのためにios11へ上げないといけないのか。。	NHK went out of it's way to show an image of AMD when reporting on a CPU vulnerability. This is a terrible explanation, but even if it was explained right it might be the same. At the very least I wish they would write that the meltdown (mainly Intel) comes from Spectre (universal to CPUs). *Also, they are expected to urge people to update their web browsers because it's dangerous otherwise. Ohh, so I have to update to iOS11 for Safari, eh...
2677	|	| NHK News.
2677	NHKニュース	We are always buying rice (unmilled rice) on Yahoo!
4279	NHK世論調査 安倍内閣を「支持する」49％ 「支持しない」35％  そりゃチョロいん好きなだけありますわこの国	NHK public opinion poll regarding Abe's cabinet. 49% "approval" and 35% "disapproval". This country sure likes simple minded things.
1336	NHK、「北朝鮮がミサイル発射」と誤報、5分で取り消し	NHK report 'North Korea has launched missiles' was an error.
223	NHK受信契約、NHKの申し込みから2週間で承諾なしで強制成立の判決  NHK税か	NHK reception contract.  Two weeks after applying to NHK, they have decided to enforce this, without my consent.  What about the NHK  tax.
1888	NHKの受信料、合憲の判決が出る  NHK「嫌なら(テレビを)買うな！」  ってことですね、えぇ	Constitutional rulings come out about NHK license fee, NHK said "Do not buy it (a TV) if you don't like it!" Ehhh?
3697	NHK受信料｢徴収督促チップ｣が全テレビに!?	NHK subscription fee "fee collection chips" are in all TVs!?
36	NHK受信料｢徴収督促チップ｣が全テレビに!? 全受信機にACASチップを入れるのは不当だ  もう次はTV買わないだろな   今でもほぼPC/PS4のモニターとしてしか使ってないし、面白そうなコンテンツは後からネット配信するから   災害時の速報用にはラジオを買おうかと思ってる	Are the 'collection demand chips' for the NHK broadcast fee put in all televisions?? Its not fair to put an ACAS chip into all receiving devices.  Next time, I'm not buying a TV.  Even now I mostly just use it as  monitor  for a PC/PS4. The net should soon be broadcasting more interesting content.  For emergency bulletins during a disaster, it's better to buy a radio.
2201	NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却	NHK's licensing fee, the supreme court dismisses one man's appeal.
1712	NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却	The supreme court dismisses a man's appeal regarding NHK licensing fees.
710	NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却 最高裁大法廷  一人暮らしでロクに見てもないけどBS契約してやってるわ   たまに朝BSでやってる世界のニュースは見てるけどさ      自分含めて大多数の人は渋々払ってるし、払っても払わなくてもある意味曖昧だったのを最高裁で黒判定にされた以上従わざるをえない   選挙でNHK受信料について言及する人がいない事からもお察し      執行官が来る前に諦めて契約結ぶしか無いね   今なら黙って契約すれば遡って支払いを求められる事もないし	NHK license fee, man's final appeal dismissed by the supreme court  I barely watch it living alone, but I have a satellite contract anyway  I do occasionally watch the morning world news broadcast though  Including me, the majority of people are reluctantly paying, and even though it's vague whether I'll pay or not, we're obliged to obey because the supreme court reached a negative verdict  Keep in mind that there's also no one mentioning the NHK license fee in the election  There's nothing left but to give up and sign a contract before the court executive comes  And if you quietly sign a contract now they won't ask for retroactive payments
28	NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却 最高裁大法廷  前者   今の時代はみんなBS付きだし、それを理由にして逃れるつもりは無いよ	Man's Appeal to Supreme Court Over NHK License Fee Fails. Everyone's got satellite TV now, but they've got no intention of letting you get away with that excuse.
966	NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却 最高裁大法廷  最高裁がNHKに忖度	NHK reception fee, Mans appeal dismissed by the grand bench of the Supreme Court, the Supreme Court surmised NHK
2758	NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却 最高裁大法廷  税金なら税金で構わんから新社屋とかでバカスカ使うのやめーやクソ共	NHK license fee, man's appeal to Supreme Court dismissed
2339	NHKが国民の皆さまの受信料で制作した2000GT VS．LFA 新旧スーパーカー真剣勝負の映像をご覧ください  「しんきゅうのすーぱーかー」    「こうきょうのふくしなのか」    かな？	Take a look at the video of the new  and old supercar competition 2000GT vs LFA created by NHK with license fee money. "New and old supercar" = "Public welfare"?
2103	NHK「大卒初任給、ここ数年は大きく上昇」【グラフにすると】  666ってまた不吉な	NHK「University graduates starting salary increases drastically in the past few years 」【See in chart】That 666 number is sinister
129	NHK「大卒初任給、ここ数年は大きく上昇」【グラフにすると】	NHK "First salary after graduation, large increase in recent years."
1533	NHK「大卒初任給、ここ数年は大きく上昇」【グラフにすると】  詐欺商売を国が推奨しだす末期	NHK 「College graduate initial wages greatly rose in the past few years」【When turned into a graph】The end stage where the country is advocating for fraud businesses
4494	NHK「クロ現＋」アラフォー特集で怒りが収まらない同世代	NHK "Crow current +" the same generation whose anger does not fit in the special feature of the Arafo.
412	「NHKの麿」登坂淳一アナがフジ夕方ニュース司会に内定  語尾がごじゃるの人。	"NHK's thin eyebrows"  Announcer Junichi Tosaka has been tentatively assigned to the position of chairman  A person who ends sentences with gojaru
2337	しこい	Nice.
3962	niconicoサービスの基本機能の見直しと今後に関して  今までわりかし使ってたけど  動画はろくにシークできないし  ニコ生の一般会員追い出しがある限りもういいかな	I reviewed the basic functions of the niconico service and used it before so far, but I can not seek the movie as much as I want, so long as there is a general member expelling ofNico student. I do not want anymore.
2018	「niconico」最大画質引き上げへ 「く」批判受け、川上会長が謝罪  俺たちの麻生とか字幕流れてた頃に見切った	「niconico」is upping their largest video quality.「く」has received criticism, President Kawakami apologizes. Our Asō gave up the age of comments flying by.
355	niconico“炎上発表会”の舞台裏 「新しいものは賛否両論あっていい」 新トップ栗田取締役独占インタビュー  賛がないようだが……	Niconico: "Backstage to the big fire show"  Exclusitve interview with up and coming director Kurita  There doesn't appear to be any merits, though...
4479	「niconico（く）」発表会、現地の記者はどう見たか	"Niconico (ku)" presentation, how did the local reporter see it?
2626	「niconico（く）」発表会、現地の記者はどう見たか 大炎上を登壇者らと見つめる“永遠とも思える2時間”  今更だけど、画面上にコメント流れるのいらない、邪魔、全部読めない、下品	What did on site reports think of the niconico（く）product launch? It was an endless stream of critical comments aimed at the presenters. "These 2 hours feel like an eternity." It's too late, we don't need comments flying across the screen, their obtrusive, you can't read all of them, they're vulgar.
1742	「niconico（く）」発表会、現地の記者はどう見たか 大炎上を登壇者らと見つめる“永遠とも思える2時間”  (ユーザーとしては)何の問題もないね	"Niconico (Ku)" recital, how did the local reporters see it? "Two hours feeling like eternity" while looking at a big fire with the performers (For users) there are no problems
2038	Nintendo	I can't decide if I should buy a Nitendo Switch.
745	Nintendo Switch1台で対戦できる麻雀ゲームが登場 相手の手牌の隠し方が“ついたて”の力技仕様  これ半分任天堂Laboだろ	A Nintendo Switch mahjong game where two players can play with one system has been released  The way of hiding the opponent's tile is a "partition screen" manual method  This is halfway toward Labo heaven
1039	Nintendo Switch1台で対戦できる麻雀ゲームが登場 相手の手牌の隠し方が“ついたて”の力技仕様  枯れた技術の垂直思考	Announcing the competitive Mah Jongg game with one Nintendo Switch.  Opponents keep their tiles hidden by a 'screen', which takes a lot of work.  The vertical thinking of dead technology.
3467	Nintendo SwitchをBuyしようか迷っているMeの背中をPushしてほしい  もう抽選とかなく普通に買えるようになってるんだね	I want someone to push me, who's hesitating to buy the Nintendo Switch  I'm already able to buy it without using prize drawings and whatnot
576	Nintendo SwitchをBuyしようか迷っているMeの背中をPushしてほしい  マジレスするとゼルダ   ゼルダはウヒョーッてなってガーッて遊ぶ系   ゼノブレ2は最初フーン……ってなるけどだんだんあっあっあってなって気づくと200時間経ってる系	I'm confused about whether or not I should buy a Nintendo Switch  I want someone to push my back  Serious replies about Zelda  Zelda is one that you'll enjoy while saying "Uhyo" and "Gah"  Xenoblade 2's beginning will make you say "hmmm...." but as time goes on you'll eventually notice that 200 hours have passed
2692	[Nintendo Switch]\\[T]/  ソラールさん人気者で嬉しい大好き	[Nintendo Switch]\\[T]/  Solaire is popular and happy and love
462	ハッカーグループがNintendo Switch上でLinuxを動かすことに成功  osはfreebsdベースだっけか   んで本体はpixel2っぽい何かだっけ	Hacker group succeeds in running Linux on the Nintendo Switch. So the OS was a freebsd base? So then is the main unit something like a Pixel 2?
831	Nintendo Switch向け「TESV: Skyrim」は2018年2月1日，「DOOM」は3月1日にそれぞれ発売へ。いずれもCEROレーティングはZ  ゼルダのあとにskylimは無理  戦闘が糞すぎる	The TESV Skyrim, that uses a Nintendo Switch, will be on sale from 1 Feb 2018, and DOOM from 1 March.   Both of them have a  Z CERO rating.  After the Zelta, the skylim is useless.  The battle is crap.
4222	Nintendo Switchに新展開 段ボール製の工作キットと組み合わせて遊ぶ「Nintendo Labo（ニンテンドーラボ）」始動  わんわんお「たっのしーっ！！」	A new development in Nintendo Switch A game you play by combining a cardboard craft kit, "Nintendo Labo" is starting   woof woof "So fun!!"
359	[Nintendo Switch]ダークソウルシリーズが来るぞ～まもなく発表か  あれはソニーが金出してるから他のハードでは出ない  ブラッドボーンも	[Nintendo Switch] The Dark Soul series is coming~ They're almost announcing it, huh?  That is something that Sony is paying for, so other hard copies won't be release, like Bloodborne.
3708	ニントモカントモ	Nintomo kantomo.
769	No	From 'No Russians' to 'Sniper Elite'.
4288	にしてもへりすぎ	No matter how you slice it that's too big of a drop.
1619	どうかんがえてもかわええ～でしょ	No matter how you think about it is sure it cute.
3376	トュルっトュルやないかトュルトュルトュルやないか	Not tyuruttyuru?
4043	これからやで	Not yet, it will be in the future.
386	やだ	No way
612	NPO法人日本を美しくする会だってさ	Apparently it's the NPO Foundation to Make Japan Beautiful.
1414	NP稼げるバサカがいれば楽なんだけどな	Would be easier if there were berserkers you could rack up NP with.
2448	ﾊﾞｼｰﾝ  nsfw	ﾊﾞｼｰﾝ  not safe for work
3820	NSR生まれ？の掲示板「Topical.jp」を久しぶりに覗いたらNINTENDO Switchのプレゼントキャンペーンやってる  つぶ貝だか赤貝だかは無くなってたよ･･･	For the first time in a while, I looked at the "Topical.jp" bulletin board which was created by NSR, and they're doing a giveaway campaign for the NINTENDO Switch. They don't have whelks or ark shells anymore...
2883	NZ	NZ.
3787	[Oblivion]	[Oblivion] Stop it!
3650	／^o^＼	Fuji should be written into the constitution as a symbol of all of Japan.
4015	お  う…	oh…
1127	（おっ、ハゲか？）	(Oh, bald?)
2160	いやん	Oh man.
3667	おっそうだな	Oh that's right.
4356	あ、フォークで	Oh, with a fork.
1644	^___^  あらあら♫	^___^  Oh, wow ♫
79	Oh痛！って書こうかと思ったら鳥取なのかよ	", is it Tottori?
4368	おいおいおいおいおい「フリーおっぱい」ってなんだよガチのじょしこうせいじゃねえか  フリーふともももほしい	Oi oi oi oi oi what do you mean "free boobs"? Those are serious school girls. I want free thighs.
2346	ってなった	... okay... that was my feeling.
2393	シモシモ～？OKバブリー	OK bubbly.
2335	OLのがすき	I like office ladies.
1610	OLたちがドン引きした独身男の貧困ランチ	Female employees shocked at the wretched lunch of single men.
1859	OMOSHIROI BLOCK  必要以上にメモっちゃいそう  そう言えばTRIADってさ、中国の犯罪組織じゃんｗ	OMOSHIROI BLOCK I will make notes more than necessary TRIAD is said to be a criminal organization in China w
4132	オナホレビュー	ONAHO review.
383	oneでも出てる。初代箱の話ならすまん	It's the first generation box; sorry.
3229	OPは日本はすごくない、短所しかないという洗脳を受けて思考停止している	OP  has been brainwashed and is incapable of thought, as he only has negative remarks to say about Japan.
2030	おりはるこん？	Orichalcum?
3888	[	or Jagariko?"
1795	セックスor結婚or腹パン	Sex or Marriage or 腹パン.
260	ネコぱらOVA ストアページと100万円の出演権  エロゲだった必要あった？	Neko Para OVA store page sells right to appear in game for 1,000,000 yen. Is it necessary that it's an adult game?
3102	ネコぱらOVA 完成  クオリティ高い美少女動物園だよ   VNなのによく動くし	The NEKOPARA OVA is complete.  It's a high quality beautiful girl zoo.  It's VN, but I'm working so...
4419	カッキカキやぞ	Oysters, oysters.
3780	パチョール(pachor)なるものを必死で探してた。料理に使う道具で引っ越しの時にあると便利なものらしい	It's a tool used for cooking, and it seems like it's convenient to have when you move.
2662	pairs登録してみた	I tried registering with pairs.
559	pairs登録してみた  ゆうくん結婚	I gave registering for pairs a shot  Prostitute marriage
3835	pbl?uboot?	pbl?uboot?
2219	こんなようなPCケースありそう	It seems like this kind of PC case.
242	PCのRPGの歴史を網羅した資料「The CRPG Book Project」無料公開。『FF7』など日本のRPGも重要な評価  さすがねぷねぷ！  外人にも認められる可愛さ！	"The CRPG Book Project" covers the entire history of RPGs on the PC and is now available for free. Japanese RPGs like "FF7" are highly praised, how great nepunepu! Even foreigners recognize the cuteness!
1287	PCのRPGの歴史を網羅した資料「The CRPG Book Project」無料公開。『FF7』など日本のRPGも重要な評価  濃い洋ゲーに紛れてルセッティアが出てきて苦笑	A work covering the history of PC RPGs, "The CRPG Book Project" is released for free. It also acknowledges the importants of Japanese RPGs such as "FF7"  Recettear came out in the midst of all these western games haha
1517	【やじうまPC Watch】 サンコー、iPhoneやAndroidスマホからの給電で動く「スマホde鼻毛カッター」  鼻毛鯖が売れたからとかかな	[Yajima PC watch] Sanko, powered by  electricity supplied from iPhone and Android smart phones (smart phone de nose hair cutter). Maybe because the nose hair mackerel has been sold.
2063	ネット「スマホのみ」がPC併用上回る！10〜20代はiPhone利用者が7割超  文章の閲覧専用端末としてだけならスマホでも十分だけど…  自分で作成するやつやゲーマーは別として、ネットフリックスとかああいうの若い子は見ないんだろか	"Smartphone only" surpasses the number of "Smartphone and Computer" to use the internet.  Over 70% of the teenagers and those in their 20's are iPhone users. I suppose smartphones are good enough for reading materials and articles, but don't they watch Netflix and stuff? Creators and gamer are different though.
1506	そのPCに入れてるソフトによるのでは	Middle aged and older members of the opposition don't seem to understand this very well, but if you intend to send something in an email for discussion, then, depending on the software of the recipient's PC, such as the common gmail browser, it is only stored in the cache.
181	PCが収納できるコート、洗えるスーツ、シワにならないシャツ…「高機能服」最新事情  発想は釣りのベスト	A coat that a PC can store, a suit you can wash, a shirt that never wrinkles up... “High Functionality Clothing,” up to date information, and ideas are the best fishing targets.
3174	PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック	PC version of "Dynasty Warriors 9" Japan, the ability to choose Chinese language was a "bug" and was blocked.
565	PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック レビューが赤壁炎上状態に  ダクソ2はセールになるのに1はセールにならないフロムさん	Ability to select Chinese or Japanese in PC version of "Dynasty Warriors 9" blocked as a "bug"  Reviews red wall going up in flames  Mr. From, Dark Souls 2 is on sale but Dark Souls 1 isn't on sale
3095	PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック レビューが赤壁炎上状態に  CNET Japan自体は残ってるけど   GameSpot自体は   禿の子会社と朝日の子会社で   日本進出二回失敗してるからね	PC Version 「Dynasty Warriors 8」Selecting Japanese/Chinese has been blocked as a "malfunction".  The reviews are in red firewall status, and CNET japan itself has it posted but GameSpot itself, along with a small balding company and another small company owned by Asahi has failed to come to Japan twice already.
3274	PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック レビューが赤壁炎上状態に  JAPは黙ってガチャゲーにじゃぶじゃぶ課金してろって事ですよ	The ability to choose Japanese or Chinese in the PC version of Sangokumusou 8 was reported as a “defect.” When reviews when in flames (backlash), the “Japs” were silent and took it as a “gotcha game.” They wanted the people responsible to be fined.
1984	PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック レビューが赤壁炎上状態に  あるのにないってのは変な話だよな まあ問題なさそうだけど…… PCゲーユーザーは無双なんてやらんでしょ	PC version of "Dynasty Warriors 9" ability to choose between Japanese and Chinese languages was a "bug" and was blocked. Negative reviews flood in. Saying it's not there when it is there is pretty odd. Well, it doesn't seem like a problem... PC gamers don't really play Dynasty Warriors anyway.
4201	PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック レビューが赤壁炎上状態に  モデリングだけはいいっぽいので  ブッコ抜かれて全裸CG出回るの期待	PC version "Dynasty Warriors ou can select Japanese or Chinese as the language and as a "bug", the block review is red wall in a state of flames which only the modeling is good. Therefore, it is expected that BUKKO  can be pulled out and a completely naked CG circle.
2413	【PDF】PCデポ「メディアが違約金について騒いでるけど21万強のところを4.7万円にしてあげたから」	[PDF] PC Depot "Media is making a fuss about a financial penalty for breach of contract, but of the more than 210,000 yen we already gave 47,000 yen."
300	PDFファイルだけ印刷ができなくて壁殴りそう  かなちい…	I'm about to punch the wall because I can't print out the PDF file.
4364	ちんこものびとる	Penis is stretched too.
2343	ウェブサイトに「penis」と残して消える	Writing "penis" on a website then disappearing.
3379	ポプテピピックごっこ  キレるまででポプテピピックだから	Play Pop Team Epic  Until you flip your lid, because it's Pop Team Epic
3514	Playに不正アプリ60本。「4歳の息子が開いたところ、えげつないハードコアポルノ写真が大量に表示された」	My 4 year old child saw many vulgar hardcore pornography pictures when opening up the game.
3893	これはplus20kg	this is plus20kg
2229	○んこ	P*nis.
3144	ポプテピピック	Pop Team Epic
1401	やるお＆やらないお  ポプテピピック	Pop Team Epic characters look a lot like Yaruo and Yaranaio.
4267	：	Possibility that all ocean areas from Kyushu to Tohoku will be polluted within three months.
552	つよい	Powerful
2424	プリパラ	PriPara
4052	PS3『デモンズソウル』2018年2月28日17時をもってオンラインサービスが終了	PS3 "Demons Soul" On 17th February 28, 2018, online service terminated.
2654	PS4とVR買ってしまった	I bought a PS4 and VR.
3061	PS4とVR買ってしまった	I went on and bought a PS4 and VR.
713	PS4とVR買ってしまった  格子感は確かにほぼ気づかなかったし追跡の喪失も全然なかった。そこは良かったかもしれない。ただ頭振った時に2D変形補完がぐねぐねしてるのが結構はっきり見えて萎える   ViveのLighthouseも最低距離がないから一旦置いちゃえば問題ないし、むしろMSのトラッカーが活きてくるのは家単位の追跡かもしれない  アキヨドで体験してよかったらSNSで広めてくださいって言われたけど、VRは第一印象が完璧であるべきってPalmerの言い方を考えるとあんまり勧められないなぁ	I bought a PS4 and a VR.  I didn't notice the lattice effect, and there was no loss in tracking ability.  So overall pretty good.  But I shook my head over the clearly visible wavering from the 2D transformation supplementation.  Vive's Lighthouse also doesn't have the shortest distance, which is not a problem if just placed briefly. \\nRather, the reason why the MS tracker becomes active could be because it tracks at the house level.\\nI have heard that if you have had a good experience with the Akiyo, you can ask for it to be widened on social media, but when I think of Palmer's Maxim that VR should be perfect, then I can't recommend it.
3240	PS4の予約……	PS4 preorder... No, not a preorder.
3037	「えーps4持ってないんですかぁ、じゃあ	"Huh, you don't have a PS4?
2604	PSO2の自分のマイキャラをフィギュア化するプロジェクトが始動。プロデューサー酒井智史氏に聞いてみた  俺のマイキャラはおめーらに冤罪BANで消されたよ！！	A project to make my own "my character" of PSO 2 into a model figure has started. We asked Producer, Mr. Tomofumi Sawai My character was erased by a false Ban on me! !
3339	PTAという「国家的組織」に組み込まれる親	Parents who are incorporated into PTA, a "national organization."
3626	『PUBG』のルール、『Fortnite』の建築機能、そしてヒーローシューターを組み合わせたF2Pバトルロイヤル『Horizon Source』Steam配信開始  スクアッドだけかよ  ボッチ勢のワイ、無事死亡ｗ	Rules from "PUBG", building from "Fortnite", and the hero shooter are combined in the F2P battle royale "Horizon Source" now available on Steam. Just squads? So a loner like me is quickly dead as expected lol
635	pubgやってゆ……	I'm doing pubg....
2092	こいぬは、まだこいぬだから、じゅんすいだよ。	Puppy is pure because he is still a puppy.
1058	【たのしいうたごえいり】みんなでハメハメハ	【Put in a fun singing voice】Everyone sing hamehameha!
535	いづる」PVアニメ制作プロジェクト	Japan is modest about its beauty spots.
4236	^q^	In any industry, in any place "the rights the people hold are valuable ^q^".
787	せやで	Quite right.
354	Q.最高ですか？	The Prime Minister as head of cabinet, rules over the three branches of government, and is the highest authority in the state.
3698	/r/australiaと国際交流します	I'm going to conduct an international fellowship with /r/australia.
1832	/r/australiaと国際交流します	International exchange with /r/australia.
3791	/r/battlestationsで90年代風のレプリカpc作った奴が凄い	The guy who built a 90s style replica PC on /r/battlestations is amazing.
2381	R&Bとかかけてそう	Seems like R&B or something could play.
3431	r/DDLCに登録してたらバレンタインカード届いた  うむ	I had subscribed to r/DDLC and I got a valentine card, yes.
382	r/deepfakes	r/deepflakes has closed.
646	Reddit Gold もらった  うらやましか	I got Reddit Gold.  Are you jealous?
552	Redditで一生懸命コメントしても何のメリットもないんだよね。	You're commenting on Reddit with great effort, but no merit.
3908	Redditで一生懸命コメントしても何のメリットもないんだよね。  生きてること自体メリットなんか何もないぞ   産道で窒息死するのがコスパ最強   生まれてしまった時点でお前の負け	Commenting hard with Reddit has no merit. There is nothing merit in living life itself. There is nothing in the birth tract in the birth canal When you are the strongest child born in Cospa It is your loss
3265	もうすぐreddit来て3年だって  もう3年という気もするし   まだ3年という気もする	I hear reddit has been around for almost 3 years now. Part of me thinks time has passed too fast and part of me thinks time has passed too slow.
3923	Relayが使いづらくなった  んもぉ〜	It is hard to use Relay…
2569	Relayが使いづらくなった  んもぉ〜	Relay became difficult to use Cut it out~
1601	『ダークソウル REMASTERD』正式発表。フルHDに対応し、Steam/PS4/Xbox One/スイッチ向けに5月24日に発売へ  森に蔓延る竜頭カンスト勢	"DARK SOULS REMASTERED" official announcement. Support for full HD, goes on sale on May 24 for Steam/PS4/Xbox One/Switch. Max level dragon in an overgrown forest.
1440	RENAたそ〜	I love Rena!\\n
813	reゼロ、このすば！などの異世界ものヒットを完全に上書きされた形になったな	They have completely taken the form of parallel universe hits like "Re: ZERO" and "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!"
448	ばっちりオチがついてるし	[r/funny]  The introduction of this story was too cleanly decided on  The punchline is right on the mark
1652	クソガチャによって/r/gamingがEAに向けていた矛先 ちょっとだけコナミに向く  まあそれでもVやPWの何するにも強制的に時間がかかる   一昔前のソシャゲみたいなメインコンテンツの延命処置や   ミッシングリンク詐欺で分割商法だったPW比べればまぁ……    EAは何時もガソリン振りまきながら勝手に自滅してるようなもんだから   いつものペースや   売れはするけど凡ゲー評価止まりだし	Criticism directed toward EA by /r/gaming for ridiculous reward system. I wish they'd turn a bit of that attention to Konami. Well, even so to do anything with the V and PW it will be compulsory to spend time. Like how just a bit ago phone games tried to stretch out their main content, and compared with ratio business from the the missing link scam, compared to PW... EA is always throwing gasoline on the fire, and they are bringing themselves down, and at the same pace as usual sales will continue and things will end with reviews of a mediocre game.
3610	まぶしい [r/GetMotivated]  いきがい	Bright [r/GetMotivated] Purpose in life
4024	ね	Right?
3230	r/newsokurのMOD、突如解任される	/newsokur moderator suddenly discharged.
1743	r/newsokurのMOD、突如解任される	r/newsokur MOD suddenly dismissed.
4247	r/newsokurのMOD、突如解任される	r/newsokur MOD, sudden removal.
2791	r/newsokurのMOD、突如解任される  /r/newsokurmod 同様/r/newsokuexp を譲渡するということなら構わないけど・・・  /u/starg2	Mod of r/newsokur was dismissed suddenly /r/newsokurmod If it's a transfer to the equivalent /r/newsokuexp then it's fine, though... /u/starg2
1512	r/newsokurのMOD、突如解任される  また解任騒ぎか壊れるなぁ	r/newsokur, MOD, dismissed suddenly and broken down with the shock.
2207	ろっく	Rock
2673	/r/poverty_pに「おい、禿げとるで。頭の上んとこと前んとこ、禿げとるで。」とスマホで撮影した写真を見せられながら言われる夢を見た  まちがえた	On /r/poverty_p "Hey, you're balding. Both on top of your head and in front, you're balding." I had a dream that when showing a picture I took with my smartphone I was told that. I made a mistake.
2532	/r/poverty_pに「おい、禿げとるで。頭の上んとこと前んとこ、禿げとるで。」とスマホで撮影した写真を見せられながら言われる夢を見た  むっさハゲてる夢マジでつらい	To /r/poverty_p I had a dream that someone told me "hey, you're getting bald. The top and front of your head are getting bald" while i showed them a photo on my smartphone. These balding dreams are rough.
3200	『スーパーボンバーマンR』がPS4/XB1/PCで6月に発売	"Super Bomberman R" for sale on PS4/XB1/PC in June.
2127	/r/ramen で自作ラーメンを多数投稿する /u/ramen_lord (ラーメン卿)の2017作品集  この前ついに鳥骨スープでラーメン作ったわｗ個人的にタイムリーな話題   その時は麺は買ってきたけどこういう人は麺も作ってんのかな	Collection of many homemade ramen that /u/ramen_lord posted on /r/ramen in 2017. The other day I finally made ramen from chicken bone soup haha. Personally, it felt pretty timely. At the time I bought the noodles, but these types of people probably make their own.
2434	マリオRTAで記録だしてる人にも国民栄誉賞やって	Give People's Honor Awards for people who get new records in Mario RTA
769	RussianからSniper	Trump's regime appears to reflect popular images in violent video games.
3828	ロシアのナイキ	Russia's Nike.
2549	Rにゃんは最近暗合通貨に好意的すぎひん	R is favoring cosmetic currency too much recently.
2264	Rにゃんは最近暗合通貨に好意的すぎひん もうちょっと嫌儲力を発揮しようや  嫌儲の意味分かってる？   ケンモメンだったら仮想通貨はほとんど手放しで大絶賛してたと思うぞ   理屈はかつてのWinnyと同じだし   まぁWinnyが嫌いなら仮想通貨も嫌いかもね	Recently, r/nyan is too favorable to cryptocurrency   Let's demonstrate a little more force against shady online money making.  Do you understand the meaning of "shady online money making"?  If it's kenmomen (shady online money making), then digital currency has been highly and widely praised mostly, you know.  Your reasoning is the same as with the former Winny.  Well if you didn't like Winny, then you won't like digital currency either.
1530	ザッハトルテはいます	Sachertorte exists.
3644	サンドウィッチマン	Sandwichman.
410	SAOみたいで草	Major chaos, similar to SAO.
2884	Save 80% on Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale on Steam  まだ和ゲーが貴重な頃だったから迷わず買ったな	Save 80% on Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale on Steam. I bought it without hesitation because it was a time when Japanese style games were still precious.
3763	こわい…	Scary...
1741	こわい	Scary
305	こわい	Scary.
3001	こわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわい	Scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary
1447	やばそう	Seems awful...
1428	ワロタ	Seems breasts are too much for common folk, LOL
2668	うそくさい	Seems fake
1627	SETI辛い話	That's tough for SETI.
1819	セックスセックスイェーイイェーイ！セックスセックスイェーイイェーイ！	Sex sex yay yay!
1819	ぶくしーら	Sex sex yay yay!
1138	えろいっ	Sexy.
1931	めちゃシコババア	She's crazy...
2048	グサッ☆	Shhhtaab☆
3160	『シンゾーよ』	"Shinzo."
1171	シンガポール	Singapore.
2073	ひとけた	Single digit.
3876	ねむい  ねむそう	Sleepy looking sleepy
4262	SNS別女子 どれがいい？  炎上しない子で	Across the different SNS, which girls are the best? Ones that won't go down in flames.
3869	かわええ～（╹◡╹）	so cute ～（╹◡╹）
2523	たかそう	So expensive
1702	なんかイライラする	Something irritates me.
933	いいな〜	So nice~
2133	テッポウダマならぬテッポウエビかよ	So not teppoudama (bullet), but teppouebi (Alpheus brevicristatus).
967	それがSONTAKUでしょ(=責任者不在)	Moritomo is a large scale operation with wide reaching influence.
4410	ソレナンテ・エロゲ	Sorenant erotic game
3349	「で、どっちがワルモノなんだい？」	"So, which one's the bad guy?"
819	SOX！	SOX!
3325	SPAがまだ記事で煽ってない	SPA hasn't agitated with an article yet.
1839	『Star Wars バトルフロント II』をきっかけに、EAからスター・ウォーズのゲーム化権を取り上げることを要求する署名活動が展開中  今更ながらやってみようかなぁ・・・  とか言いつつはや◯年	"Star Wars Battlefront II was the impetus for us to pick up the game rights to Star Wars from EA.  Our signature range is now under development.  Long may this continue.
4051	Steam ウィンターセール 1月5日3時00分 JSTに終了  ほんとしょっぺぇセールだな…	Steams winter sale ended at 3 on January 5th, such a weak sale...
3353	Steam ウィンターセール 1月5日3時00分 JSTに終了  今回のセールの戦果  CROSS CODE  EVERSPACE SteamWorld DIG   HyperKnight RegionsOfRuin YONDER  STEEP  　  あーほんと糞セールだったわーマジ糞ー  STEEP楽しい	Steam winter sale ends on January 5th 3:00 JST. What I got from the sale: CROSS CODE  EVERSPACE SteamWorld DIG   HyperKnight RegionsOfRuin YONDER  STEEP. Ah it was such a shitty sale, seriously shitty. STEEP is fun.
4327	Steam Awards 2017 ノミネーションとオータムセール開催  gj      だがゲームが全然思いつかない･･･	Nomination and autumn sale commence for the Steam Awards 2017.  gj   But I can't think of any games...
707	Steam Awards 2017 ノミネーションとオータムセール開催  これはありがたい	Steam Awards 2017 Nominations and Autumn Sale Exhibition  I'm grateful for this
3469	steamげーむ	steam game
1638	Steam国内VRランキング1位獲得！	Takes the top spot in the Steam domestic VR rankings!
1831	Steam版真三国無双８がもう発売 もちろんおま語  おまゲーは割ってもいいぞ   俺はタダでもやらんけどな	Dynasty warriors 8 Steam Version is now available for purchase.  Of course, we can split the cost for the grandkid, but I wouldn't play it even if it was free.
259	Steamにて「空のフォルダ」を販売する開発者現る。のちにファイルが配信されるが、ゲーム内容はさらなる悲劇  コレだけ話題になるなら逆に成功では。	Now we're seeing developers on Steam who sell "empty folders." Files are eventually sent, but the game itself is even more horrid. If something this stupid is driving conversation, you could say they've achieved what they wanted, couldn't you?
3654	steam部 (サポート・要望・雑談) 18/03  興味はあるんだけどsteamだったら買ってもいいかってところで   今更パッケージ販売やDMM専売なら手間が増えるから別に見送ってもいいかなって感じなんだよなー   ↑の理由でかまいたちの夜 輪廻彩声もEVEも買ってない   428を見る限り実写系ノベルなんかにはHD化が有効だと改めて思ったから   リメイクの輪廻彩声じゃなく本流のかまいたち等の移植が欲しいと思いました	steam section (support, requests, miscellaneous) 03/18. I'm interested in it but if I buy it on steam, package sales and DMM monopolies are tedious so I'm thinking I don't really need to. ↑Because of the above reasons I haven't bought Kamaitachi no Yoru: Rinne Saisei or EVE. Looking at 428, I thought making HD live action novels would be effective. Instead of remaking Rinne Saisei, I want them to make mainstream Kamaitachi for different devices.
3909	#stopblackfacejapan ←大晦日のガキの使いの浜田について  白人モノマネの付け鼻も批判にあったしな	#stopblackfacejapan ← About the Hamada of New Year's Eve Gakinotsukai. It was criticizing the fake nose attached to mock white men was there before
50	ボディはやめな、カオーにしな	Stop with the body, do the face
2257	つよい	Strong
1666	つよい	Strong.
755	テスト	Studio in an uproar about Wide na Show performer Hitoshi Matsumoto's ignorance  Test
3129	スポブラおっぱい  ワァオ	Super bra boobies, wow
2038	SwitchをBuyしようか迷っているMeの背中をPushしてほしい	Someone pushes my back, please.
797	[Switch]転売屋無事に死亡  ゲーム機は8%の手数料をアマゾンに取られるから  無事死んだ模様	[Switch] As expected, no luck at the resale shop. For video game machines Amazon takes 8% in handling fees, so it looks like I'm out of luck.
2392	[Switch]転売屋無事に死亡  膨大な在庫スイッチとともに年を越せ！グハハ！	[Switch] As expected, the resale store was a failure. Pass the New Year with a huge Switch stock! Hahaha!
2011	３Sによる愚民コントロールですし	They're from 3S to control the ignorant masses.
1503	きよつける。。	Taking care.
396	あざます！	Thanks!
3158	サンクス	Thanks.
1153	おつかれーい	Thanks for all your hard work.
3798	ありがとう😊	Thank you😊
598	だろーなあ	That figures.
34	パイズリオネショタマンだぞ	That's a guy that likes it when a woman titty fucks a young boy.
4067	ざんねん	That's a shame...
2419	まさにコインチェックじゃん	That's coincheck for you.
3838	それだ	That's it.
3081	やさしい	That's nice
1160	そうだよ	That's right!
917	そこよね	That's right.
3639	それ、いいすぎ。	That's saying too much.
2116	しよ	That's the real meaning of 3L.
4342	うそくせー	That stinks of lies
4081	バレンタインのチョコ  たかそう	That Valentine's chocolate looks expensive.
2008	そうですわねおほほ	That would be great.
2936	The Bureau: XCOM Declassified 無料  2Kbundleが少なくなった代わりに無料配布多いから嬉しい      civ拡張のプロモだろうけど旧作は今年配っちゃったし   4、５はまだ根強い人工が居るからコンプ無料配布したら叩かれそうだし   xcomも旧作配ったし、まだまだリブートは人気だし云々かんたら	I'm happy that in exchange for The Bureau: XCOM Declassifed free 2Kbundle running out, there is a large number of free distributions. It's a promotion for the Civilization expansion, but the old games were distributed this year. 4 and 5 still feel like masterpieces so if they're completely free distributions it should make some noise. xcom also distributed old works and the reboot was popular as well.
74	ぶるっちょさむさむ	The capital is crazy cold.
1993	イラストレーターはめたりかん	The illustrator is metallican.
3572	「THE KING OF FIGHTERS'97 GLOBAL MATCH」が発表。オンライン対戦機能を搭載してPC/PS4/PS Vitaで2018年春配信  飛んで、キックして、どうしたぁ！	“THE KING OF FIGHTERS'97 GLOBAL MATCH” was announced. It will be on\\nPC/PS4/PS Vita in spring 2018. One can power up abilities online. What is wrong with kicking!
860	ウーマンラッシュアワーが『THE MANZAI』で怒涛の政治批判連発！ 原発、沖縄基地問題、コメンテーター芸人への皮肉も  これはアンコン待ったなしだろ	Woman Rush Hour is receiving a lot of political criticism on the variety show called “The Manzai.” The people on the show were being sarcastic about nuclear generators, Okinawa bases, and art commentators. There are probably no icons.
3841	やさしい	Theme is "kindness" so kind
2715	オランダ	The Netherlands.
488	じゃあなんなの？	Then what is it?
3241	のりこめー	The person that looks like the culprit posted some dirt (scandalous personal information) on reddit.
3490	かがくのちからってすげー！	The power of science is great!
3891	しごとがない	There are no jobs.
515	ソースなし。	There are no sources advocating that men should face dishonor and immediate punishment and lose their jobs for touching someone's knee or forcing an unwanted kiss.
119	・・・	There's always Kawasaki and the Air Self Defense Force!
2954	モデムっていうのがあるでしょ	There's a modem isn't there?
467	ありそう	There seems to be an instant feeling that something is wrong.
578	マンガあるある	There's the manga too.
3066	にょ！	The suspect was also a grower!
3271	「モンスターハンター：ワールド	The third “Monster Hunter World Beta” is on January 19th (Friday) at 11:00!
2071	ロンクソワロタ	The title is "Harry Potter and a portrait of something that looks like a mount of ashes" I burst out laughing.
2159	ヨモスエ	The world is coming to an end.
4118	They Are Billionsアップデート 日本語対応、コミュニティチャレンジ追加など  やっぱここの開発神だわー	They Are Billions update has Japanese correspondence, added communication challenges etc.  Of course they are development gods
1336	あるある	They erased in in 5 minutes.
3831	しわしわでおじいちゃんみたい	They look like wrinkly grandpas.
4143	わかってそう	They seem to understand
2395	あったかそう	They seem warm.
2337	むかしつくったやつ	Thing made a while ago.
3760	これ	← This.
923	これはいたたまれんな	This happened at Omiya, Saitama.
4346	これにはマイル	This is a job for Mairu.
1089	これいいなあ	This is great.
2386	これはでかいニュースやでこわいでー	This is huge news, how scary.
3158	これはおもろい	This is interesting.
134	すごすぎるジャグリング	This juggling is too amazing.
1699	これはおすすめ	Thoroughly recommended.
2278	THQ NordicがKoch Mediaの買収を発表。『Saints Row』『Metro』シリーズなどで知られるDeep Silverを傘下に収める  これで少しMetroシリーズに日本語追加に希望が見えてきた   THQはNordic側はタイタン新DLCやら   国内版発売が無かったde Blob 2にまで日本語追加してるから頑張ってるな  まあ、そのMetro以降雰囲気だけは良いけど   ゲーム自体が微妙ってゲームが多いから改善してくれると嬉しいけど   実際ホムフロ2のDLCはそれなりに合格点だったし(禁句:ハードルが低い)	THQ Nordic announce the purchase of Koch Media.  Deep Silver, known for the 'Saint's Row' and 'Metro' series now comes under their umbrella. The Metro series hopes to establish a Japanese language supplementary product.  THQ is the Nordic, which is the Titan new DLC etc.  It is hoped there will be a Japanese language supplementary version of de Blob 2, which has not been on sale in Japan.  It would be great to have everything under the high status Metro brand.  There are a great number of actual games, which are complex, so I'm happy to see these improved.  Truly, the Home Flow 2 DLC gains a pass mark from me. NB: The bar is not set very high.
1040	トラ	Tiger.
850	tik tokという音楽や音声に合わせた1分未満の自撮り動画をアップするアプリがナウなヤングに馬鹿ウケなのだが、ユーチューバーに憧れた幼気なｊｓがアップしたクオリティの低い動画がYouTubeに晒されていてつらい  じょんこのびっ じょんこのびっ	The application that allows you to upgrade pictures that you take by combining them with voices and tik tok music, are very popular among young people. However, innocent js (YouTube username), whom is admired by YouTubers, was exposed for posting a low quality upgraded video. It was hard to hear about that.
1901	TIL	One was a graduate of Kyoto University, working in the IT industry.
1715	TIL 日本の出生率は低すぎて、この６年間は大人用おむつの売り上げが赤ちゃん用を上回っている • r/todayilearned  お前バカだろ  多くの男はどれだけ頑張ってもセックス機会をろくに入手できない地獄で頑張るわけねえだろ  男の頑張りとか8割位はセックス獲得するためなのにそれ奪って好転するわけ無いだろ  欧米の発展は移民とアジアからの搾取で成り立ってるがそれもじきに限界が来る  アジアが独立して欧米負け組男にセックスが供給されなくなったら本当に終わり  女の価値が暴落して女が働き一部の男を養うが、それでは確実に保たないので滅びる	Today I learned. Japan's birthrate is too low, in the past six years adult diaper sales have passed those for baby diapers. r/todayilearned You are an idiot. No matter how hard many men work they can't even get their hands on sex robots, nobody would work hard in a hell like that. About 80% of the reason men work hard is to get sex, so there's no way that taking that away is a change for the better. Growth in the West is built on immigration and the exploitation of Asia, but those are almost at their limit. With Asian independence and a lack of sex being supplied to the losing males in the West, it will all end for real. The value of women will crash and women will work to support some men, but there's no way that can last so in the end it will mean ruin.
1927	はしらあああー!!!	Timbeeer!!!
1230	TINCO(Today I Noticed Chotto Omoroikoto/今日気づいたちょっとおもろいこと)  響きが意外とよくていい。  じょんこのびと並ぶ日は近い。	TINCO (Today I Noticed Chotto Omoroikoto / Today I Noticed Something Kind of Interesting) It has a surprisingly good sound to it. It's almost time for Jonkonobi.
3893	ほんじつのまんがにっき	Todays comic daily.
1362	ほんじつのまんがにっき	Today's manga journal.
3778	TOEIC990点を目指してLLLersが英語でコミュニケーション（一方通行も可）を取るスレ  fee	A thread for LLLers who are aiming for a 990 TOEIC score communicating in English (one way communication also allowed), fee
3583	TOEICの結果でた！！！！！！！！！！！！！	It is my TOEIC results!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3233	TOEICの結果でた！！！！！！！！！！！！！	The TOEIC results are up!!!!!!!!!!!!
3970	TOEICの結果でた！！！！！！！！！！！！！  あー……ディスイズアペン！ディスイズアペン！ゆーあーらびっと！！！	The TOEIC results came out!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah...... This is a pen! This is a pen! You are rabbit!!!
3850	TOEICの結果でた！！！！！！！！！！！！！	TOEIC result has arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3341	TOEICの結果でた！！！！！！！！！！！！！	TOEIC results came out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
756	TOEICの結果でた！！！！！！！！！！！！！	TOEIC scores are out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2493	TOEICの結果でた！！！！！！！！！！！！！	TOEIC's results came!!!!!!!!!!!!
195	To gaijins out here  ならなんでそれ書けた？  パラドックス	How were you able to write "To gaijins out here" Paradox
3829	Togetter、Twitterに凍結される	Togetter is frozen by Twitter.
1764	TOKYO MXが『ニュース女子』打ち切りも他局やネットで番組続行！ “DHCがバックにいる”と開き直る出演者  効いてないアピール	TOKYO MZ ends "News Girls", to continue programming on other channels and online! "DHC is at the back" and performers become defiant. Appeal that it will not be effective
1344	それはゼットン	Totally weird!
1211	つらい	Tough.
3564	TOWNというのをやってて	I am not sure how to write it in Katakana (baikutaun or baikitaun).
3768	TPP署名を閣議決定 8日、閣僚会合も開催  TPP断固反対。嘘つかない。ブレない。(自民党ポスター)   責任を果たす。(自民党ポスター)	Eight day cabinet decision on TPP signature, cabinet meeting held. Strong opposition to TPP. No lies. No wavering. (Liberal Democratic Party poster) Fulfill responsibility. (Liberal Democratic Party poster)
620	つ	Tsu.
1717	『Turbo Pug DX』が無料  March 16th at 9am Pacific まで無料配信となります。    日本時間 03月17日(土) 02:00 頃まで。	Free! [Turbo Plug DX] \\nThere will be a free broadcast until March 16th at 9am Pacific Time. Japan time: approx. 02:00, Sat. 17 March.
3196	ぼくtwitch配信になるかな。。。  はよ	I wonder if I should stream on twitch... Well
763	やめろ！」	Twitterers: 'costs slashed' Stop it!'
4424	TwitterJapan、クレーム対応に老人を土下座させて処理する。	TwitterJapan, to deal with complaints elderly people are made to bow to the ground in apology.
505	TwitterJapan、クレーム対応に老人を土下座させて処理する。  土下寝なら許す。	Twitter Japan.  Dealing with a claim by getting an elderly person to kneel and prostrate himself on the ground.  If they had to lie down in total prostration that would be okay.
543	Twitter、「つぶやかない人」の割合がどんどん増加―無言で使う理由は？	There is a trend in Twitter uses "being silent".
3450	Twitter、今度は「mstdn.jp」管理者を凍結―マストドン旋風の立役者  マストドン旋風？	This time Twitter freezes the "mstdn.jp" administrator  Mastodon whirlwind central figure  Mastodon whirlwind?
643	Twitter、「会話の健全性」を測る指標を公募	Twitter is making a public appeal for a way to measure 'conversational health'.
465	Twitter「個別ケースについてはお答えできません」	Twitter: "We cannot give answers about individual cases."
2121	【Twitter】「全く身に覚えのない事で刑事の取り調べを受けました」自白強要された男性が、取り調べ室で録音した音声と共にツイート  ・・・くっ、録音などしとりゃあせんじゃろうのぉ？おうっ？	[Twitter] "I was questioned by police for something I had absolute no recollection of." Man forced to make confession, tweets from interrogation room along with voice recording... Uh, a voice recording? Eh?
3344	Twitter、月額9900円で広告を自動配信 「オートプロモート」国内提供  安い！ブロックします	Twitter automatically distributes ads for 9900 yen per month. "Auto promote" is available in the country. It's  cheap! I'll block you.
882	Twitter民"AEDを使用する際服を脱がすわけですが、社内アンケートの結果「男性にされたらセクハラで訴える」という女性社員が多かったため…男性しかいないときは女性を呼び出すか、契約書に本人の署名をしてもらってから救助する。という会社に遭遇した。"	Twitter people "When you use an AED, you remove the clothes, but there are many female employees who say "If it's a man, I'll complain about sexual harrassment" according to a company survey...
763	twitter民「価格破壊が起こる！	Cost cut!
400	Twitterのフェミニズムクラスタを眺めていたらくらくらしてきた	I was looking at the feminism cluster on Twitter and it made me dizzy.
3324	をTwitterで配布中	Giving away #PayPalLucky coupons on Twitter.
1840	きららファンタジア txtでパラメータを管理していた  妖怪惑星クラリス以下	Kirara Fantasia I was managing parameters via txt  Below the Yokai planet Claris
4418	きららファンタジア txtでパラメータを管理していた  金返して作り直しかなあ   捨てるにはもったいないIPだし	Controlled the parameters via the Kirara Fantasia txt. Maybe a return of money and fixing it up? Just discarding the IP would be a waste.
352	TXつくば駅前、空洞化懸念	Area around the TX Tsukuba Station, fears of deindustrialization.
481	UbisoftがPC版「Assassin’s Creed IV Black Flag」の無料プレゼントをアナウンス、配信は12月12日スタート  UBIふとももぉ～	Ubisoft has announced a free present for the PC version of "Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag." It will be available on December 12. Ubisoft's buttttt~
2036	UbisoftがPC版「Assassin’s Creed IV Black Flag」の無料プレゼントをアナウンス、配信は12月12日スタート  ざけんな まだ積んであるんだが？	Ubisoft announced that they would release "Assasin's Creed IV Black Flag PC version" for free. They start releasing on December 12. Piss off. It's still piled up.
3127	UbisoftがPC版「Watch Dogs」の無料プレゼントをスタート、配布は12月23日まで  前も配ってなかったっけ	Ubisoft has started the free present for the PC version of "Watch Dogs", with distribution running until December 23. Wait, did they not distribute it before?
3801	ねえねえ🎵  /u/doraisoと/u/antten/も/u/minus20kg、/u/mimizukも呼ぼう  /u/imu_tan/もついでに	Hey hey🎵 Let's invite /u/doraiso and /u/antten/, /u/minus20kg too、let's invite /u/mimizuk too.  /u/imu_tan/ too.
3010	えー、いやー、どうなん？	Uh, wait, what?
3850	あ、ハイ	uh, yes
3306	しかも/u/imu_tan好みなやつ	I like this one\\n/u/imu_tan
1889	UNIQLOのセールになってたスウェット	A sweat shirt from UNIQLO's  sale.
3824	マルゲリータとシーフードのパスタうｐ	Uploading a picture of margherita and seafood pasta.
2701	URLでティラミスだというのはわかったがくらげばんちのサーバが重すぎてギリギリどころか全く見られない	I could tell it's tiramisu from the URL, but Kurage Bunch's server is too slow so I can't see it at all, let alone barely.
2333	ましてUVなんてされてないだろ	Even UV won't happen probably.
977	UVはIDたくさんとればいいだけ。本質は内容にある。	The essence lies in the subject.
3868	UV乞い  ワルイグマ	UV Begger Waruiguma
666	うわ	Uwa.
3894	VCSELって要は普通の赤色レーザーじゃないっけ	Wasn't the essential point of VCSEL ordinary red laser?
1310	Viewが12月13日に日本上陸。価格は1万2000円。2018年はVR元年だ	2018 is the first year for VR.
698	ぼくも Virtual YouTuber やれば儲かるのでは  百万回再生されたら0.1円くらいに増えそう。  最大0.1でチャンネル登録者増えるほど単価も増える	The reason I would also profit if I created a Virtual YouTuber  It's likely to increase to 0.1 yen if it's viewed one million times  The maximum is 0.1 and the price per unit increases with the number of channel subscribers
1176	じてんしゃのゆ	Visiting a hot springs via bicycle.
2033	VKとか？	VK, perhaps?
1638	ぎゃる☆がんVRが1位じゃないんだな	So Gal*Gun VR isn't number one.
2304	VRいけばワンチャン	If I go with VR, its a cute doggy.
4421	VR」	The "Yaw VR" is a motion simulator that you can place in a tiny room.
1709	VRオナニークラブ「かりんとVR」最新のVR映像×手こきの新感覚オナクラ	VR masturbation club, "Karinto VR."
1709	かりんとVRで検索したら動画あったぞ！	When I searched for the latest VR images x hand job on the new sensation masturbation club Karinto VR, I found a video!
2078	これあれか、VR音ゲーってやつか	It's a VR sound game.
3606	VX塗ったら触れただけで死ぬ	Death simply by spreading and touching VX.
2354	う～あうあう～	Wah wah.
1116	わぁい	Wai.
3667	いちごはwaifuです	Strawberries are my waifu.
1518	ひまちゅぶし	Waiting for inspiration.
3510	Wake up LLLers  意識飛びそう	Wake up LLLers    My awareness seems to be flying away
3237	ほうほうw	A product that fixes the vulnerability of Specter/Meltdown by means of a silicon base will be coming out this year, hoho.
3673	アムラー？だっけ	was it.
4463	Web投票ではNHKが圧勝でした。	Was it this year that Gaia was broadcasted?
2785	weeklong dealsをすべてチェックするのが楽しみだとr/steamで話題に  たまーに800以上のおススメが表示されるんだけど、更新したら6に戻るw	/r/steam discusses looking forward to checking out all of the weeklong deals  Sometimes there may be more than 800 recommendations displayed, but when it's updated it will return to 6 lol
4393	そう…	Well...
4246	やあやあ	Well, well.
2632	おかすよね	We're going to raid him, right?
4193	え？	What?
4373	........エヘッ..........はいぃ......	What a crazy shift in topics, and while watching the two talking without pause I thought, "The most important skill to have for conversation is the power of association..." It was kind of scary... uh... yeah...
1898	ガチクズ	What a creep!
464	ナードきもいっす	What a nerd.
4250	アホったれやな	What an idiot.
3620	ドバカ	What an idiot.
3215	へんたいだ…	What a pervert...
3313	なんでやねーん	What are you going on about.
2216	こんな「げーむ」にまじになっちゃってどうすんの	What are you going to do when this "game" gets serious?
2666	ナマモノかいな	What is this, perishable food?
3091	What is this subreddit about?  このスレ定期的に立つね	What is this subreddit about?  This thread is created once in a while.
3215	なによこれ	What's this?
1156	ロナウドどうしたんだろ	What's up with Ronaldo?
1882	なにそのかっこう	What's up with that appearance?
137	なによ	What's wrong with me, guys?
4376	えっ、どうして？	Wha, why?
2305	ういーひっく	Whee *hic* yeah!
882	←	When there's only a man, call a woman, or only help them if they sign a contract.
731	ぼくのメンタルどこ  たべちゃった	Where's my mind  You accidentally ate it
818	うわ	Whoa.
1553	えー、あれで？	Whoa, just with that?
188	あれ？	Who else fought the American Emperor along with the Japanese Emperor?
3083	オトナンサー	Who is his guardian?
3942	ホーリーw	Holy w
4069	なにわろてんねん	why are you laughing
1656	どうしてこうなった	Why did this happen?
2504	どうしてちんぽすとすぐしんでしまうん…？	Why does my penis die so quickly...?
29	そのうち	Why has it become a matter of litigation?
3104	Wikipediaの「エンゲル係数」の記事 2月1日になって現代では役にたたないという記述が加えられていた なお出典は小説のもよう  本田未央ちゃんのファン辞めます…	On the article on "Engel's Coefficient" on Wikipedia, a description that said that this doesn't apply in the present day was added on February 1st.  The source was a novel.  I quit being Mio Honda's fan...
531	Wikipediaの「エンゲル係数」の記事 2月1日になって現代では役にたたないという記述が加えられていた なお出典は小説のもよう  （おっ…真理省か？）	Wikipedia's article on the "Engel coefficient"  A statement has been added as of February 1st that it is not useful in modern times  The sources include novels  (Oh... the Ministry of Truth?)
3830	Wikipedia（ウィキペディア）に寄付をしない自分に負い目を感じるネット民が海外で続出しているらしい「罪悪感で夜も眠れない…」など  NSRってロケニューで立てられるのか   ブロックされてるかと思ったが	Apparently there are netizens overseas who are feeling indebted for not donating to Wikipedia (Wikipedia). "I can't sleep at night because I feel guilty..." and such. You can make NSR in Rocket News. I thought it was blocked.
220	Wikipediaに昆虫、鳥類の卵、小型哺乳類なども食べるって書いてあるから	According to Wikipedia it eats insects, bird eggs, and small mammals  etc.
1494	win10はｸｿ	Win10 is crap.
752	Windows 10 RS4に追加された「curl」と「tar」コマンド  dig もいれておくれ	The curl and tar commands are an addition to Windows 10 RS4.  Please also add dig.
1810	グーグルが「Windows	That Google has a vulnerability in the form of "Windows 10" has been newly announced.
2987	パソコンまたブルースクリーンとWindows通常起動の無限ループになった	My computer is once again in a never ending loop of Blue Screen and normal Windows startup.
837	ウィンタースポーツ	Winter sports.
2092	くぅーん？？	Woof
1047	なんかめぐみんぽくない	Woo woo!
1070	ぽぽんぽん	Woo woo!
2753	おちごと…	Work...
2465	おちごと	Work
400	やだかっこいい……ッ/////	Wow, it's so cool……ッ/////
3657	ロシア「W杯スタジアムには（処方箋があれば）コカイン、大麻、ヘロインも持込み可やで」	Russia: "(If you have been prescribed it) you can bring cocaine, marijuana, and heroin into the World Cup stadium."
383	xbox	I only have an xbox one to play on.
2260	リップル（XRP）戻り相場をリード～仮想通貨市場をけん引	Ripple (XRP) Has gone back to leading the market~ It's the driving force behind the digital currency market.
2325	Yahoo!映画「鋼の錬金術師」の高評価は業者の工作ではないかとの指摘が話題に	Yahoo!
4245	Yahoo!映画「鋼の錬金術師」の高評価は業者の工作ではないかとの指摘が話題に  日本人顔の金髪ってコンビニバイトに見えるから困る	Yahoo! Movies "Fullmetal Alchemist" positive reviews suspected of being work of film company, story gains popularity. I can see Japanese faces with blond hair at my job at the convenience store, and that's unsettling.
2030	やりおるマン、やりおるマンだあああ〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜！！！！！	Yarioruman, it's Yariorumaaaaaaaan~~~~~~!!!!
109	ヤリサー	Yarisaa (university club that exists for the purpose of getting women drunk and taking advantage of them)
609	いえーい	Yay!
104	はい、パスモですね	Yeah, I use a PASMO card.
333	ほんこれ	Yeah, that's totally right!
4427	そう、リボンがええんよ🎀	Yeah, the ribbon is great 🎀.
2115	そうそう	Yeah, yeah.
1703	もうやだ	Yep.
4353	うむ	Yes
3159	はい	Yes.
2555	うむ、あたみ	Yes, Atami
1726	だよね	Yes it is.
291	おせーYO！	Lets all mix and mingle!
3807	おかされるよ	You'll get raped.
3108	チンポ	You make me mad, dick.
3012	はえーよ	You're early.
2244	おせーよ	You're late!
3225	おせーよ	You're too late.
2966	くさいよ	You smell.
2535	YouTuber「16万フォロワーだからタダにしてください」ホテル「私のフォロワー数は30万です」 ホテル側、YouTuberを出禁に  なっ、まだ上がっていく！100...200...400！あっ、これはNSRの戦闘力でした。	YouTuber "Please make it free because I have 160 thousand followers." Hotel "I have 300 thousand followers." The hotel bans the Youtuber, and their followers still go up! 100... 200... 400! Oh, this was the fighting strength of the NSR.
3386	バーチャルyoutuberとVRの相性の良さ  ありそう	Virtual youtuber and VR seem to have good compatibility
1041	バーチャルyoutuber四天王	The four heavenly virtual YouTuber kings.
3442	バーチャルyoutuber四天王  のじゃおじが一番すき	Virtual youtuber the big four  I like のじゃおじ the most
3897	バーチャルyoutuberのらきゃっと生放送で顔バレしてしまう	Virtual youtuber face revealed during live  broadcasting.
1993	バーチャルyoutuberでオナニーすると謎の罪悪感がこみあげて来るよな	Masturbating with virtual youtuber fills me up with a mysterious feeling of guilt.
661	バーチャルyoutuberでオナニーすると謎の罪悪感がこみあげて来るよな  * オナニーしちゃダメ   電脳少女シロ   ときのそら   富士葵   ねこます   にじさんじ勢の大半  * オナニーしていいけど敗北感がある   輝夜月   ミライアカリ   キズナアイ    月ノ美兎  * オナニーしていい   しずりん    こういう基準ですわ	I get a mysterious sense of guilt when I masturbate to virtual youtubers * You can't masturbate to Dennou Shoujo Siro , Toki No Sora, Fuji Aoi, Neko Masu, most of the Rainbow Forces *  You can masturbate, but will feel defeated by, Kaguya Luna, Mirari Akari, Kizuna Ai, Tsukino Mito  * You can masturbate to Shizu Rin. This is the standard.\\n\\n
1574	YouTube樹海死体配信	Youtube broadcasts a dead body in a sea of trees.
3743	YouTube樹海死体配信	YouTube transmission from death forest.
1288	YouTube「エルサゲート」アンパンマンに見せかけ暴力動画…子どもを守る方法は？  無料動画なんて珠玉混在だもんな   金払え金	YouTube "Elsagate" seems to show Anpanman, turns into violent video... How can children be protected? With free videos there are going to be good and bad ones mixed in. Money. Spend money.
1312	されたいよね	You want it done.
3562	Zaif謝罪「ゼロ円で仮想通貨買える状態だった」  「0円で購入した仮想通貨を取引所で売り注文に出されたため」  仮想通貨よくわからんけどノミ疑惑はこれで説明になってんの？	Zaif’s apology, “It was a condition where one could buy digital currency for zero yen.”  “This was because the digital currency I bought for 0 yen was sold in a transaction area.”  I don’t understand digital currency very well but are the allegations explained here?
378	デジタルミニコミ『ZARTAN』＃11号できました  2頭兄弟なのか。違う犬種なのかと思った   犬の気持ちは分からないけど、幸せそうに見える   犬がこういう顔してくれると嬉しいよな	Digital Minicomic "Zartan" #11 is finished  Digital mini communicator "Zartan"  I was wondering if it was a different dog breed  I don't know the feelings of the dog, but I can see that it looks happy  A dog is happy when it has a face like this
1012	デジタルミニコミ『ZARTAN』＃11号できました	Digital mini comic "ZARTAN" #11 complete.
1739	デジタルミニコミ『ZARTAN』＃11号できました	Digital minicomputer "ZARTAN" #11 completed.
244	ZOZOTOWN田端信太郎さん「誰か、高額納税者党を作ってほしい。少数派を多数派が弾圧する衆愚主義じゃないか。…」  ゲイツ見習えよこの禿げ	ZOZOTOWN's Tabata Shintaro "Somebody, please form a political party for high taxpayers. Aren't the ones oppressing minorities the majority who claims to be in their favor? ..." Follow the example of Bill Gates, you baldy.
3146	マジンガーZvsけっこう仮面	Mazinger Z vs. is pretty interesting.
3517	Zwei: The Arges Adventure  15年前のラノベ絵みたいなビジュアルとデザインは非常に良い感じたが、ファルコムかあ……  日本語音声無しとかまた外人に叩かれるだろうに	Zwei: The Arges Adventure looks really great with visuals and design that looked like a picture light novel from 15 years ago. I think it was the Falcom system...\\nThere are no Japanese voices so it would probably be hit by foreigners.
1592	でたな！！	(´；ω；`)  There it is!
1605	(´＾ω＾｀)ﾔﾒﾀﾏｴ！	(´＾ω＾｀) Stop!
955	あんよくちゃい…(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)  少し削ろう	Feet are stinky…(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)  Let's reduce it a little
1220	一人の女の子に裏通りで皆んな様でレイプしちゃうよね	Everybody raping a single girl in a back alley.
3935	一人が好きで人との会話や付き合いが好きじゃないけど寂しがり屋  か、かわええ〜	A person who likes being alone, doesn't like talking or socializing with others, but easily becomes lonely  It's adorable~
2915	ホルス一体は確保完了	Let's chat with everyone!
1516	一億総中流はすでに過去、アベノミクスの陰で日本の格差拡大  まあ相乗効果だろうねただ自由主義経済の弊害もろに受けてるのにアベノミクスにはそのバックアップ(果実?)がなかったことも要因かと	One hundred million has already passed. Inequality in Japan is widening thanks to Abenomics. This could also be because of the sinister effects of laissez faire economic thinking, but the main factor is the lack of any back up plan from Abenomics.
3684	一冊埋めた時の達成感と絶望感	When I filled up one notebook I was filled with a sense of accomplishment but also despair.
3118	もう一回成長できるドン！	Maturing one more time!
691	もう一回リンク貼ってくれ	Please paste me the link one more time.
2410	アフリカ一国(たしかナイジェリアだったか？)の年間電気使用量よりも多量の電力を使用する仮想通貨の採掘	Mining operation uses more electricity than the yearly usage of an African country (I think maybe it was Nigeria?).
1387	一家の収入は波平とフネの年金に依存している	The entire family depends on the pensions from Nainohira and Fune.
575	一年のＫは元旦にあり…ということは…一年のＬは1月2日にあるんだよ！！！！	If K of the year is on new years day, the L of the year is January 2nd!
1891	一年は遊べる	I'll be playing them for a year.
1801	一度ドアで放電してからドアノブに触れることを覚えた	I learned to touch the door knob after getting an electrical discharge at the door one time.
142	一応公害みたいなもんだしな	It's pretty much pollution.
2477	ミラーズランキング 一戦負けたのが痛い…  もうSは無理やろね	ミラーズランキング the one loss hurts pretty bad... S is probably out of the question.
4375	そりゃもうバックレ一択よ	I guess there's no choice but to leave without saying a thing.
3336	おっ一挙放送か？	Oh are they having a broadcast marathon?
2796	一方ボリウッド（インドのハリウッド）では [r/funny]  勢いしか感じないインド人演出ホント好き	Meanwhile, in Bollywood (the Hollywood of India) [r/funny]  I feel nothing but momentum from Indian directors, I really like it
794	一方ボリウッド（インドのハリウッド）では [r/funny]  ロシアはミリタリー系なら大体実物使うから好き   あと火薬ドッカンドッカン使ってくれる	Meanwhile, in Bollywood (India's Hollywood) [r/funny] Russia usually uses actual military equipment so I like it. And they use loud gunpowder
1244	一方そのころ岸勇希(Yuki Kishi)氏Twitterのリプライ欄では  消えてら	The reply column for Yuki Kishi's Twitter from then is all gone.
795	一方、左派はアベ一強の原因を国民レベルの低下に求めるのであった	On the other hand, the left looked to bring the main reason for Abe's power down to the level of the people.
1445	一方日本は…	Meanwhile, in Japan...
3668	一方日本は…	On the other hand in Japan...
380	一方自分は会食しまくってる模様	Meanwhile, Abe himself seems to be having dinner meetings constantly.
105	一昔前のブログでよく見た無意味に改行を沢山入れたり三点リーダ多用する感じのやつ	When I look at my older blogs, I feel I put in a lot of meaningless line breaks or elipses.
2	一時期この頭刺さったやつを壁紙にしてた	For a while my wallpaper was something with this guy's head.
3307	一時は車椅子に 森友学園・籠池前理事長の獄中生活  ここまでやるともう安倍から人が離れて行きそう	Chief Director Kagoike Yasunori of Moritomo Gakuen School was temporarily in a wheelchair and went to jail. Since it has come to this, support for Abe looks to be weakening.
3658	「ピザ一生分」が当たるくじ―ドミノが開始、いそげ	Domino starts a lottery where you can win "a lifetime's worth of pizza."
3260	「コミュニティの一生」が指し示しているものはなんだったのか。	What is this “community life” that everyone points to?
1606	一生貧困の宿命「アラフォー・クライシス」を生んだ犯人は誰だ 「不遇の世代」の悲痛な叫びを聞け  筆者(73年生)はアラフォーかという問題	Destined for a life of poverty. Who is the criminal who gave birth to the "Around 40 Crisis"? Listen to the sad cries of the "unlucky generation". The question is whether the author (born in 73) is around 40.
3814	ももクロ「一番感動したのは5人の名前が入っていたのが4人になって『れに、かなこ、しおり、ささき・あやか』になった」と嬉々として紹介。	Momokuro happily introduces themselves by saying, "The most impressive thing is that by going from 5 people's names to 4, it's become 'Reni, Kanako, Shiori, Sasaki Ayaka'".
2261	イーサリアム、なんやかんやで一瞬だけ1ETH=10万円を超える  一方俺はNEOに賭けていた。楽々40%上昇やぞ！中国万歳！   時価総額から見てもまだ倍は堅いで！買い増しや！	Etherium.  For one moment, the rate surpassed1ETH=100,000 yen. However, I have been betting on the NEO.  It will easily rise by 40%.  Three cheers for China!  Looking at the market price, it will be hard to double in value.  Buy more!
1506	一般家庭なら例えばgmailを普通のブラウザで見たらキャッシュくらいしか残らないわけでそのPCへの保存容量は少ない	The amount of memory available for saving to the computer is small.
1477	一見してそうとわからないだけ	You wouldn't know that at a glance, though.
2295	また一つ賢くなりました。ありがとう😊	Thanks 😊
789	一足早いお年玉	A slightly early New Year's present.
3966	一部ネットで話題の新築マンション	Is is a shitty property?
62	一酸化炭素中毒か	Was it carbon monoxide poisoning?
2730	一食あたり2L？	Around 2L for every meal?
786	一駅後から乗るという選択肢もある	There's also the option of getting on the train one station later.
3590	そこは一騎当千かゆめりあだろ	That should be Ikki Tousen or Yumeria.
439	丁寧さとは答弁の手厚さや言葉遣いのことだけではない。その発言の根底を流れる信念と覚悟の決意だ。そうなれば信じる部下が間違えたのならばその責任者としての首相が「僕が言ったのではない」にせよ、「責任を取る」覚悟と立場なのではないのか。予算委員会をしのげば解決とはいかないことに気づくべきだ。 「責任取る」覚悟と立場  サルに説法、たぬきに念仏	Politeness isn't just about the strength and wording of the answer. It's the basic belief that flows from the remark and the determination. So if a trusted subordinate makes a mistake, even if the Prime Minister, as the person in charge, says "I did not say that", because of his resolve and position, isn't it that he should take responsibility?  You have to realize that you can't defy the budget committee. A position and resolve to "take responsibility"  Preaching to monkeys, praying to raccoon dogs
3244	七勝三敗  そうだその意気だ	7 wins and 3 losses \\nThat’s right\\nThat’s the spirit
2393	２万3000円超の水準で取り引き	Shimoshimo?
1091	ビットコイン１万9000ドルに。２万ドルを試す展開  楽しみにしているよ   それみて俺ホルホルすっから	Bitcoin at 19,000 dollars. Looking forward to testing 20,000 dollars   I'll be looking with glee
144	タイのポンファンさんさん、４２００万バーツ（約１億４５００万円）の宝くじを当てる→家族や友人とお祝い→翌日、くじを失くす→自殺	Ponfan of Thailand wins 42,000,000 baht (approximately 145,000,000 yen) in lottery → Celebrates with family and friends → The next day, looses winning ticket → Commits suicide.
1390	三丁目の夕日」「永遠の0」など	A close circle, with a Japanese theme.
3202	三人も	And there were three of them.
4246	三国志かな	Maybe the Annals of the Three Kingdoms?
3650	三島と沼津は仲悪いよ	／^o^＼  Mishima and Numazu can't get along.
1782	はぁ〜、三ヶ日セックスしたい……  それだ	LOL, I'd love to have sex for three days... That sounds great
2141	わし三日ぶりぐらいにうんこ出るなど。これがクリスマスプレゼントか。神よ。  うんちみせい	This was my first bowel movement in about three days. Is this a Christmas present? God. My poop is not complete.
3775	はぁ〜、三ヶ日セックスしたい……  それはセックスではない  まんぐり素股プレイだ	Ahh, I want to have Mikkabi sex... That isn't sex. It's just rubbing against her thighs.
3245	三月かぁ	Is it March?
1141	三橋貴明(48) 妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(1  ふえぇ	Takaaki Mitsuhashi (48) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (1 Ehhh
4457	三橋貴明(48) 妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(10代)妻(1  夫(10代)の出番はまだか!	Takaaki Mihashi (48) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (1 husband, still not time for my teens!
3906	三橋貴明容疑者が自ら逮捕予見	Suspect Mihashi Takaaki predicted his own arrest.
1007	三浦瑠璃さん「正直、このレベルの発言が難しいとなれば、この国でまともな安保論議をすることは不可能です。私自身、政治家や官僚との勉強会や、非公表と前提とする有識者との会合から得ている情報もあるので、すべての情報源を明らかにすることはできませんが、本件は、専門家の間では一般的な認識であり、初めてメディアで語られたことですらありません。」  このおばさんがスリーパー・セルなんでねーの   安易な決め付けで疑うと言うことは疑われることでもあるんだけども	Lully Miura: "To be honest, if we can't even make comments like this, then Japan is going to find it impossible to really debate national security. I myself am privy to workshops with politicians and bureaucrats, as well as from meetings with experts who asked to remain nameless; while I cannot disclose all of my sources, this case is considered common knowledge among experts, nor is it the first time it is discussed in the media.
4266	三浦瑠璃さん「正直、このレベルの発言が難しいとなれば、この国でまともな安保論議をすることは不可能です。私自身、政治家や官僚との勉強会や、非公表と前提とする有識者との会合から得ている情報もあるので、すべての情報源を明らかにすることはできませんが、本件は、専門家の間では一般的な認識であり、初めてメディアで語られたことですらありません。」  ルリたんの長文初めて読んだ   アメリカの調査結果とか国際政治学を持ち出して、北朝鮮や中国の脅威を確認するために自由な議論を……って主張するスタイルか   オカルト研究家がUFOや宇宙人を説明する際に「NASAが……」と持ち出すのと同じだな	Miura Lully "Honestly, if this level of comment is difficult, then having a proper discussion on safety in this country is not possible. I myself have information I've gained from symposiums with politicians and bureaucrats as well as from experts speaking on condition of anonymity, so I am unable to disclose all of my sources, but for this matter among experts there is a common understanding, and this isn't the first time it's been reported by the media." This was my first time reading a long piece from Lully. Taking results from America and international politics, and having a free discussion to try to confirm threats like North Korea and China... I guess that's the style she's using. It's just like how when a crackpot researcher explains aliens or UFOs they always bring up "NASA did..."
1786	三浦瑠麗の再反論“大震災時に北朝鮮工作員の迫撃砲発見”に阪神大震災を取材した記者たちが「聞いたことない」	Refutation of Miura Rui: Reporters who covered the Great Hanshin Earthquake "have never heard of" the 'discovery of mortar from a North Korean Agent at the time of the great earthquake'.
1890	三浦瑠麗氏、ワイドナショーでの発言に批判殺到 三浦氏は「うがった見方」と反論  なぜネトウヨという人種は謝れない病に蝕まれているのか   いやこれこそがネトウヨたる部分だからメンチャイ出来るようになった時点で   ネトウヨとして終わるのか	Ruiri Miura received a torrent of  abuse for his remarks on the "Wide Show".  Refuting the 'warped view'.  Why are these 'netouyo' right wing bloggers eaten up with this sickness that makes them unable to apologise?  If they ever get to the point where they can say sorry, then they are finished as 'netouyo'.
2344	三浦瑠麗氏、ワイドナショーでの発言で物議 「このレベルの発言が難しいのであれば、安全保障についての議論は不可能」  第三者に真偽判断を委ねるのは、政府などによる介入リスクがあり問題だということだね   &nbsp;   訂正させてもらうよ   ファクトチェック→自社内での真偽検証	Miura Lully, controversy over remarks on TV show "If this level of remark is difficult, then it is impossible to have a discussion about security guarantees." Asking a third party about their opinion on the validity of the statement, they said there is a problem with risk of involvement by the government or others. &nbsp; Allow me to make a correction. Fact check → Authenticity verification within the company.
2322	三田佳子次男また警察沙汰！元・乃木坂46メンバーへ暴行騒動  山口も捜査してよ…	Mita Yoshiko's second son involved in another brush with the law! Assault of former Nogizaka46 member. Please investigate Yamamoto as well...
556	ホワイトぶりをアピールしていた三田紀房、元アシスタントに残業代を請求される（インベスターＺ、ドラゴン桜の人）	Norifusa Mita(wrote Invester Z, Dragon's cherryblossom) who was promoting his fairness got charged for his ex assisstant's overtime fees.
3315	三菱ジェット、実機展示見送り	Mitsubishi Jet postpones aircraft exhibition.
3956	三菱東京ＵＦＪ銀行、三井住友銀行、みずほ銀行が銀行口座の維持にかかる費用を手数料として年間数百～数千円預金者から徴収できるか検討  auのじぶん銀行だと預金残高で引き出し無料回数設定されてるから  預金残高でランク訳されて無料になるか有料になるか分かれそう  とりあえず預金をあまり増やせそうにない人はメガバン離れてゆうちょとネットバンクって流れになりそう	Mitsubishi Tokyo UFJ Bank, Suitomo Mitsui Banking Corporation and Mizuho Bank consider whether they can charge fees on deposit account withdrawals from hundreds to thousands of yen per year. au's self bank will have a limited number of free withdrawals with the number set based on your deposit balance tier. Anyone who is unlikely to significantly increase their deposit balance will move away from megabanks and toward post office and internet banks.
1841	三菱東京ＵＦＪ銀行、三井住友銀行、みずほ銀行が銀行口座の維持にかかる費用を手数料として年間数百～数千円預金者から徴収できるか検討	Mitsubishi Tokyo UFJ bank, Mitui Sumitomo Bank, Mizuho Bank are considering charging a service fee of a couple hundred to a couple thousand yen yearly to maintain the bank accounts.
1167	三菱東京ＵＦＪ銀行、三井住友銀行、みずほ銀行が銀行口座の維持にかかる費用を手数料として年間数百～数千円預金者から徴収できるか検討  仮想通貨や電子マネーに流れてキャッシュレス化が進むのか、それともタンス預金で時代に逆行するのか  まあ後者かな	There is an investigation over whether Mitsubishi Tokyo UF Bank, Mistui Sumitomo Bank and Mizuho Bank can collect handling fees from depositors for account maintenance ranging from hundreds to thousands of yen a year. Do virtual currencies and electric money mean we are heading for a cashless society? Or will we return to the old 'Tansu deposit' system?  I think the latter.
945	三菱航空機の福原氏、外国メディアのインタビューでMRJを1000機以上売ると堂々と発言	Mr Fukuhara of Mitsubishi Aircraft, in  an interview with foreign media boasted that they sell over 1000 MRJ aircraft, with no reported incidences of any delays in delivery.
1938	三菱航空機の福原氏、外国メディアのインタビューでMRJを1000機以上売ると堂々と発言  千機売りたいんだろうが遅延しすぎて既に   商戦期を逃したんだが	In interview with overseas press outlet, Fukuhara of Mitsubishi Aircraft Corp. boldly declares plan to sell over 1,000 MRJ. They  may want to sell 1,000, but they're so late to the game that they've already missed the sales wars.
160	三重の県章好き	I like the symbol for Mie Prefecture.
1664	ツイッター上でもざわついてきてるし	Twitter is in an uproar.
1402	上には上がいた	Still more milestones to achieve.
2709	上半身男 下半身女 鉱物擬人化 百合 もしくはボーイズラブ 俺のオチンチンは何に反応しているのか  あの美脚っぷりが素晴らしい  特にOPのフォス足が俺を魅惑する･･･	Sayuri, an anthropomorphized mineral with a male upper body and female lower body. In other words yaoi. What is my dick responding to. Those nice legs are fantastic. Especially OP's phos legs seduce me...
3299	くそ上司…	Shitty boss...
682	上司「これこうしときましたー」 ぼく「えっ」「なんでですか？」「ありえないですよね」「えっ」「なんで？」「なんで？」「なんで？」 後輩「（ぼくを遮り）これは○○だからこうしたほうがいいですよね、だからこうすべきだったんですよ」 先輩「なるほど、そう修正するわ。」  コミュ力マイナスのぼく  「じゃあ○○の△△を××しといて。◇◇はしなくて良いから。」  「…えっ？、あっ、はい」(メモメモ  「じゃあよろしく」  「………(カタカタカタカタ」  「…………(カタカタカタカタ」  「…………？(カタカタ」  「………………………」(メモ見返し  「………………………」  「………………………………」(ガタッ  「………スミマセッ、◇◇を××するにはどうしたら」  「◇◇はしなくて良いって言ったよね」  「あっ、はいっスミマセッ…」	Boss "I did it like this." Me "Huh?" "Why?" "No way." "Huh?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" Younger colleague "(Cutting me off) This is ○○, so doing it like this is good, and this is how it should be done." Older colleague "I see, I'll redo it like that." Communicationally challenged me "Well then, ○○'s △△ the ××. There's no need to ◇◇." "...Huh? Uh, yeah." (Takes notes) "Go for it." "... (type type type)" "...... (type type type)" "......? (type type)" "........." (Looks back at notes) "........." "............" (Smash) "... Sorry, how should I ×× the ◇◇?" "I said there's no need to ◇◇." "Ah, yeah, sorry..."
1663	上司「これこうしときましたー」 ぼく「えっ」「なんでですか？」「ありえないですよね」「えっ」「なんで？」「なんで？」「なんで？」 後輩「（ぼくを遮り）これは○○だからこうしたほうがいいですよね、だからこうすべきだったんですよ」 先輩「なるほど、そう修正するわ。」  コミュ力マイナスのぼく  「じゃあ○○の△△を××しといて。◇◇はしなくて良いから。」  「…えっ？、あっ、はい」(メモメモ  「じゃあよろしく」  「………(カタカタカタカタ」  「…………(カタカタカタカタ」  「…………？(カタカタ」  「………………………」(メモ見返し  「………………………」  「………………………………」(ガタッ  「………スミマセッ、◇◇を××するにはどうしたら」  「◇◇はしなくて良いって言ったよね」  「あっ、はいっスミマセッ…」	Boss "I did it like this." Me "Huh?" "Why?" "That makes no sense." "Huh?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" Younger colleague (interrupting me) "This is ○○, so it makes sense to do it like this, that is why doing it like this was correct." Older colleague "I see, let's fix it like that." Me with my negative communication power "Well, let's do ○○ △△ like ××. There is no need to ◇◇." (jots down notes) "Well, thanks." "......(type type type)." "......(type type type)." "......? (type type)." "............" (looks back at notes) "............" "..............." (smash) "... Sorry, how do I ×× the ◇◇?" "I said that there is no need to ◇◇." Ah, yes, sorry..."
2761	上手い（確信）  いつの間にか3曲の合計スコアに応じてイベントptが増えるようになってる   前はアンコールボーナス入れても最大575ptぐらいだったのに   つまり無課金で強いSSRを持っていないくても実力さえあれば高効率が出せる   一方で実力がなくても課金して強いSSRを揃えていれば同じく高効率が出せる   やはり神ゲーか	Skilled (confidence)  Before you know it, the event pt increases according to the combined score of 3 songs  Before, even if I had an encore bonus, I got about 575 points maximum So in other words, even if you don't pay and you don't have a strong SSR, as long as you have a good skill you can get high efficiency  On the other hand, if you're not very skilled, you can pay a lot to make a high SSR and get high efficiency  Of course, what a godly game
1489	ＧＤＰ上方修正 年率２．５％増  まあまあだな  次は下々へカネを回す政策が必要	The GDP upward revision annual rate raised 2.5%, Alright the next policies need to return money to the lower class
277	上気道ウィルス感染系はマスクは無効とずっと思ってたわ	I always thought masks were ineffective for upper respiratory tract viruses.
3266	テンション上がらんぬえ～～  汗散るコリン	Tension doesn’t rise\\nSweat disperses from choline
410	「ネット上のハンドルネームが突如本名になる」バグがXboxで発生して大混乱	'An internet nickname will suddenly became a real name' A bug has been discovered in Xbox.
648	「ネット上のハンドルネームが突如本名になる」バグがXboxで発生して大混乱  百田とか高クリとか実名もいくらでもいるやん	An internet pen name suddenly becomes a real name.  An infestation of computer bugs on XBox causes chaos. There are a lots of people with the real names Momota or Takakuri.
1555	上級国民とその他国民という階級？	The social classes of the upper elite and people from other countries?
4	上級国民割引かよ	A discount for the elite class?
3910	上級国民は除外	We acquired named list of 7200 pedophiles so sleep with fear" Upper class citizens are excluded
1194	【上級私人】飲み会三昧の昭恵夫人 首相公邸で忘年会開催の公私混同  「これTVドラマかマンガかよ…えっ?現実?!」っていう…	[High class private individual] Lady Akie is absorbed into the drinking party. Public officials and private individuals mingle together at the year end party held at the public residence of the prime minister. I was thinking to myself, “Is this a television drama or a manga?...What?...This is real?!”
3219	もうゲームって上級者しかやってないんじゃねーの  アークは相変わらずマッチング周りが旧世代から改善しねえし  鉄拳は7のアケ放置やらキャラ選もあれだし   3以降家庭用モードも劣化する一方だし昔から   開発とランカーが癒着してるって噂は相変わらず有るし    カプコンはマッチング周りは一番安定してるけど   家庭用でアケのタイムリリース要素を再現しようとして   個人的には面白い要素だし頑張ってたけど   それ以外を疎かにして死んでたし    結局何だかんだ言ってEVOやらなんやらに無駄に選ばれる割には   一歩抜き出てる開発は居ない気が     ~~^セガ？ ^テクモ？ ^SNK? ^知らんなぁ~~	Games are not just for high level people. As always Ark uses last generation matchmaking and isn't being improved. Tekken hasn't been improved since the 7th generation arcade machine, and there's also that thing with character selection. Since 3 the household version has been continually getting worse. There are still rumors that the developers and top players are in collusion. Capcom does have the most stable matchmaking, but they are trying to reproduce the arcade timed releases for household use, and while I personally do think it's interesting and tried it, other than that it's been neglected and left to die. In the end they just keep referencing back to EVO, and it feels like no matter how you choose there aren't any developers doing a great job. ~~ SEGA? Tecmo? SNK? Who knows ~~
1873	ネット上で話題の男性裸像３体、取材対応で作者困惑  9cm	The topic on the internet, Three nude male statues, Bewildered author's interview 9cm
4351	ネット上で話題の男性裸像３体、取材対応で作者困惑  つまり「俺はつよーい　俺はもてーる　セックルセックル」   っつーホソモシアルの戯画なんだけど   当の男が無自覚すぎて何にも伝わってないのがクソオブクソｗ	The artist who created the three statues of naked men that is a topic on the net is troubled by dealing with the press. So it's the caricature of "men are strong, men are seductive, sex sex". The fact that actual men are too unaware of themselves to get the message is the shit of shit (haha).
341	カンボジア上院選	Cambodia Upper House election.
1423	カンボジア上院選 最大野党が解党に追い込まれていたため全議席を与党が獲得  民意は示された！	Cambodian upper house election: largest opposition party was forced to disband, so all seats filled by incumbent party. Seems the popular will was served!
2635	上顎もヤバイが目がもっとヤバイ	The upper jaw is crazy but the eyes are crazier.
2426	「どんどん下げられると、やっていけない」	"If it continues to drop then people won't be able to live."
3992	「どんどん下げられると、やっていけない」	That's right!
782	下・左下・左＋パンチ  節子！それ波動拳やない！灼熱波動拳や！	Lower, lower left, left, and punch.  Setsuko! That's some lightning series of punches!
4374	インフルは下手すると死ぬから嫌だぞ俺	With influenza if things go bad it can lead to death, so I don't like it.
4416	下手に無理して会社行っても周りに気を使わせるだけだよ！休もう！	Let's rest!
2742	…下手なひきこもりより狭いなｗ	...It's much smaller than a social recluse LOL.
2440	こっちの下水排出口の点検をします（ゲスい顔	It will examine the sewer emission pipe here (Sewer face
4430	下町ボブスレー公式アカウント	Shitamachi bobsled official account.
4112	下町ボブスレー公式アカウント はちま起稿やnetgeekの記事をわりとよくツイートしていた  さもありなん	Shimomachi Bobsleigh Official Account  Manuscripts and netgeek articles were often tweeted frequently
2973	「下町ボブスレー」案件に見る日本の技術力の衰退と手段の目的化という本末転倒、質の悪さを棚に上げジャマイカに損害賠償請求も  ジャマイカ代表からクレームが来る  →オリンピック本番まであと1ヶ月  →職人たちが知恵を出し合い問題点を洗い出す  →不眠不休の作業で当日の朝完成  →試乗したジャマイカの選手「これは・・・行ける！！」  →結果は惜しくも5位とかだけど善戦した選手たちは職人と手を取り合って涙  →エンディング（BGM中島みゆき）  昔のJAPANのものづくりは良くも悪くもこういうパターンだったよね	Shitamachi Bobsleigh: This matter highlights the decline of Japanese technology and poor priorities when making goals. Demanding restitutions from the Jamaicans who were unaware of the poor quality as well. First the claim from the Jamaican team. Then one month prior to the Olympics the workers work together to reveal the problem. They work day and night without sleep to fix the problem on the day before the event. The Jamaicans test drive it and say, "This will work!". Unfortunately they finish 5th, but they put up a good fight. The athletes and workers join hands in tears. Ending theme by Miyuki Nakajima plays. In the past Japan's craftsmanship was like that for better or worse.
3597	下痢「勝手に忖度しただけ。頼んでないし」	Diarrhea "It was speculation made on their own.
2368	下痢と阿呆とハゲ2人が胸をなでおろしてると思うと胸糞悪いな	When I think about the relief of the two diarrhetic, stupid, bald guys it makes my heart ache.
4366	下着姿の女性、白馬でナイトクラブにちん入	A woman in underwear entered a nightclub on a white horse.
1672	もはや下級国民に対する悪意しか感じない人選	They've already selected people that only feel ill towards lower class citizens.
4260	イーサリアムが下がり西村コインが上がる	Etherium dips, Nishimura Coin rises.
1131	下がってるときに買う派だけど、こういうのは後知恵ではある	I'm a person who buys when it goes down, but there's some hindsight in that.
962	下駄ーロボと雪駄ーマルスなんてのが昔の漫画でいたなあ。	It was in the old comics Geta, robots, snow geta, and Mars
920	アースファック不可避	"Earth fuck" unavoidable.
888	ユーザー不在の締め出し合戦へ	Its becoming a contest of freezing out absent users.
3254	不完全ながら森友サブレに3/8〜17日までの森友問題に関する報道を集めたスレを作ってみた  GJ   森友で検索すれば出るとは限らないからなー	Although still incomplete, I created slideshow showing the Moritomo problem that happened from  March 8th to March 17th. This is because if you search for Gj Moritomo, results will not necessarily be there.
2674	不審な格好・行動・言動・ハーモニカ	Suspicious appearance / actions / words / harmonica.
62	不幸な事件なのにバケツリレーで笑ってしまって申し訳なく思う	I am so ashamed to admit that I was laughing at the term “bucket relay” because it was an unfortunate incident.
4264	コミニュケーションが不得意なものはどうやって生きたら良いの？	How should people who are not good at communication live?
4163	ガールズちゃんねるに「不快なG画像」大量投稿、運営がユーザーへの法的措置決定	Girls channel shows mass posting of "unpleasant G image" , The commitee decided the legal action to the users.
2929	ガールズちゃんねるに「不快なG画像」大量投稿、運営がユーザーへの法的措置決定  あぁ春が近いんだな	A large number of "unpleasant G images" were posted to Girls Channel. Management has decided to take legal action against the user. Ah, it's almost Spring.
3060	なぜ不景気でも「平均所得」は上がるのか シンプソンのパラドックス  統計で嘘をつく法	Why does the 「Average income」rise even in a depression?  Simpson's paradox  Lying using statistics
3086	あいぽん「不正なSIMです」ぼく「は？」  てんさい	iPhone: 「It's an improper SIM」Me:「Huh?」Genius
560	不正入札摘発、リニア新幹線は加計と同じ“アベ友”利権だ！ JR東海・葛西敬之会長のために30兆円を出した安倍首相  航空機、高速道	Unlawful funding exposed in projects such as the linear bullet train project.  Prime minister Abe had special interest in this to please Chairman Noriyuki with 30 trillion yen.
94	不法滞在者の通報で最高5万円の「報奨金」が支払われる│NEWSポストセブン	The bounty of 50,000 yen for reporting on illegal residents is the highest its ever been | News Post Seven.
976	不法滞在者の通報で最高5万円の「報奨金」が支払われる│NEWSポストセブン  何年か前、在留制度が変わって在日は全員国外退去！とかデマに踊らされたウヨ君たちが、在日認定した人物をこの制度で入管に通報しまくって業務妨害してたな	Up to a 50,000 yen "reward" paid for reporting illegal resident | NEWS Post Seven. Some years ago the system for foreign residents changed, and all foreigners living in Japan had to leave! The right wingers who spread this kind of fake news are the same ones who make so many reports about foreign residents that they clog up the system.
4276	シラスウナギ不漁。なぜか去年から99.4%減少。関係者「グアム近海で生まれる稚魚の回遊が遅れているのではないか」  ピカー	Poor fishing of shirasu eel. For some reason since last year there's a 99.4% decline. A person involved with the story said, "Is it maybe a delay in migration of the young fish born near the coast of Guam?" Bingo.
4302	不眠と不整脈酷かったのだが，お茶とコーヒーのがぶ飲み止めて治まったぞ。	Lack of sleep and irregular heartbeat are horrible, but if they stop gulping down tea and coffee they get better.
578	めだかボックスの不知火はアニメ化までずっとピンク髪だと思ってたマンです	Up until the anime version I thought Shiranui from Medaka Box always had pink hair.
3839	不老不死の鍵を握る哺乳類「ハダカデバネズミ」。老化を見せず生殖も（今のところ）永遠に続ける  これって新世界よりでいたよね	A mammal "Hadaka deer" which holds the key to immortality. It does not show aging and reproductive (for now) keep on forever. It reminded me of character in Shinsekai Yori.
2146	いきなり「ほぼ不評」なのが・・・	Right away it's "mostly bad reviews"...
2671	ドライバー不足対策でダブル連結トラック導入へ	To cope with insufficient numbers of drivers introduces double connected trucks.
2288	世の中世知辛いのじゃー	The world is truly a mess.
2179	世の中がままならないことを自覚したところでままならなさがままになる訳でもないから結局何をどうしようとままならなさから逃れられないし本当に世の中ままならないな	When you realize you don't always get your way in the world, it isn't like not getting your way will become getting your way, so in the end no matter what you do you can't run away from not getting your way, and you really don't always get your way in the world.
2080	シニア世代は仮想通貨をどう思っている?87%が「今後も利用する気はない」  仮想通貨使わなくても死ニアせん	What do elderly people think about virtual currency? 87% of them answered "I will not use them in the future." They won't die even if they don't use the virtual currency.
1946	ゆとり世代「俺が子供のころは全然重いと思わなかったけどな～？」	Their softie parents say, "They didn't seem heavy at all in my days..." Textbooks today are about 1cm thick, too.
3176	スマホ世代「ローマ字変換に頭使う」	For the smartphone generation "typing Japanese on a keyboard via romaji is tough."
1351	（いや、世代的にはもっと後で「だぁ！だぁ！だぁ！」か？）を見ていた頃に	(Yuk, the generation will be later).
1477	いやポンやインベーダー世代はスマホでゲームやってるのは結構いるぞ	There are a lot of people that play cell phone games in this age of earphones and invaders.
3176	スマホ世代って視力どうなってるのかな	I wonder what will happen with the smartphone generation and their eyesight.
4442	世帯収入だから単身世帯数の増加も効きそうな気がする	It's household income so I have a feeling that individual income numbers are also up.
3325	世界で一番ビットコイン投資に夢中なのは30代、40代の日本人男性	The people who are most absorbed in investing in Bitcoin in the world are Japanese men in their 30s and 40s.
3074	「世界一の美少女」ロシアの6歳に欧米メディアもざわつく	「The world's beauties」 6 year old Russian shakes up American social media.
4180	世界一辛い死神チャーハン	The hardest death god spicy Fried rice in the world.
3882	世界の借金を国別で表したグラフ GDP比で色分けも  ネトウヨ「クールジャパンだね！これは安倍ちゃんGJだね！」	Graph showing world debt by country. We can color differently by GDP ratio. "Cool Japan! It is Abe chan GJ!" according to internet rightwing
3495	ベネズエラが世界で初めて国家として仮想通貨を発行  何で既存の暗号通貨を使かわないんだよ意味無え	Venezuela is the world's first nation to issue cryptocurrency. Why don't they use preexisting cryptocurrency. What's the point of that.
3405	世界初バーチャルドラゴンお爺ちゃんYouTuber誕生！【001】	The first Virtual Dragon Grandpa YouTuber in the world has been born!
2547	世界で初めてヒト頭部移植に成功／ロシア人患者の頭部を、脳死の身体提供者に移植  なん・・だと！	A human head has been sucesfullly transplanted for the first time in the world / A Russian's head was transplanted to the body of someone who was brain dead... what!
90	世界のスタンダードは右側通行	This is unexpected.
4483	『これが世界の恥さらし「安倍親衛隊」だ！』	"This is the shameful 'Abe Guard' of the world!"
2609	世界景気に完全依存する日本経済、なぜ「あの教訓」に学ばないのか  悪くなってもいいから何かすることが大事だよ   特にこの国の民には効果的   これを国語では統治法と言います	Japanese economy completely depends on the global economy Why not learn from 'that lesson' It is important to do something even if it becomes bad It's particularly effective for the people of this country It's called the governing law in national language
42	世界最低の日本語	It is the worst Japanese in the world.
2410	世界最大のBitcoinマイナーはマイニングマシン構築のためNVIDIAよりも大量のシリコン半導体を購入している	Worlds largest bitcoin miner eschews NVIDIA to purchase large quantity of silicon semiconductors for building mining machines.
1813	“世界で最も寒い村”に自転車で…日本人学生ら保護	Going through “the coldest village in the world” by bike... Japanese students are preserving it.
3631	世界最強だった"北朝鮮の囲碁AI"の現状	Current status of the "North Korean Go AI" that was the strongest in the world.
4370	世界標準ではまだチープ	In the worldwide ranking that is still cheap.
1998	世界的ネトウヨ漫画家はすみとしこさん レイパー山口事件を題材にする  はすみとしこ「私茨城うまれネトウヨ育ち性犯罪者は大体友達♪」	The global online right wing manga artist is Toshiko Sumi, who has made the raper Yamaguchi incident into a talking point. "I was born in Ibaraki, raised as an online right winger, and sex offenders are my main friends♪"
1699	世界興収１０億ドルを突破	Box office takings world wide exceeded a billion dollars.
874	「ダサい」セーターの世界選手権、フランス南部で開催	Unfashionable sweater companies that have the rights to players all over the world are holding a seminar in southern France.
3328	世界は隠れた法則に支配されている	The world is controlled by hidden laws.
1256	世界の雑記帳：米陸軍、戦場で活躍して帰国した軍用犬への不当な扱い認める	World notebook: US Army, inappropriate treatment acknowledged regarding former war dog that saw service in the battlefield before returning home.
3182	世界の雑記帳：米陸軍、戦場で活躍して帰国した軍用犬への不当な扱い認める  大抵の国の軍用犬は運用する兵士たちより階級上だよ   自衛隊でも階級はそうなってる（だいたい2階級）	World notebook: US Army, admits that war dog who took part on the battlefield and then returned home was treated improperly. For most countries war dogs have a higher rank than the solders who use them. In the Japanese Defense Force the ranks are like that. (Usually about two ranks.)
858	世紀のヒット商品『写ルンです』の〝ルン〟の意味  カシオの廉価デジカメの登場に当時一番震撼したのはフィルム産業と現像屋さん   カメラ本体が安いという事実以上に 現像のたびにプライベートを暴露しないといけないユーザーの解放感はすごかったと思う   『この写真は渡せません・・・』は昭和怪談の定番だしね      そして現像屋を介さなくなってからのエロ産業のインディーズ化はすごかった	Meaning  of 'run', the product of the century. Those that were affected most from the appearance of Casio's cheap digital camera when it came out were the photographic film industry and film development shops.  Not only was the price cheaper, but the users must have felt a sense of liberation at not having to show their snaps to others each time they wanted them developed. \\nIt used to be quite usual to hear 'this picture cannot be developed'. When developing photos could be done without going through film development stores, this increased the independence of the blue photo industries.\\n\\n
353	世紀末先輩オッスオッス	Woo woo.
3821	世耕経産相、原発ゼロ法案を批判	Sekō Minister of Economy, Trade and Industry criticizes bill for zero nuclear power.
1077	あ、フォークで  あ、まあいいや  あ、やっちまった……  あ、お世話になります  あ、その件でしたら	Ah, fork, ah, oh well, now I've done it... Ah, much thanks, ah, as for that matter
2355	ＪＮＮ世論調査、森友問題の政府説明「納得できない」８割超す	JNN public opinion poll, Moritomo Problem government explanation "not satisfactory" to over 80%.
208	「世間は景気がいいのに銀行だけが苦しい」もはや「本業」で稼げない  ある時払いの催促なしなら金借りたらんこともねえで	It's no longer, "Why is it only hard for banks when the world economic outlook is good?" but rather it's "the core business" that can't earn money. If there ain't pressure to pay back loans in installments, then there ain't no reason to lend money.
4241	「世間は景気がいいのに銀行だけが苦しい」もはや「本業」で稼げない  本業で稼げない。副業(サラ金)で稼ぐ。こうですか？	"The world economy is good, but for banks only things are tough". Can no longer make money from the "core business". Can no longer make money from the core business. Make money from the side job (loan sharking). Like this?
2714	「世間は景気がいいのに銀行だけが苦しい」もはや「本業」で稼げない  カードローンやアパート融資は金余りで融資先がない中での苦肉の策なのよ    藁を掴む思いだから余裕あっての事業じゃない	"The economy is good but only the banks are having a hard time." I can't make a living with just my "regular occupation." Card loans and apartment financings are a last resort because there aren't any borrowers. We're grasping at straws, it's not a business with lots of leeway.
3511	・世間話でも	Small talk is fine too.
2653	「世間には謝らない、嫌な人は見なければいい」世界一のクリスマスツリーProjectがさらなる燃料投下  「世_間」なんかに謝罪する必要はないし, 「迷_惑」をかけたこともまったく謝罪する必要もない.  「世_間」, 「迷_惑をかけたこと」, 「騒がせたこと」は3大謝罪しなくて良い対象	"Do not apologize for society, it's okay to look away from unpleasant people." The World's Number One Christmas Tree Project is Adding Fuel to the Criticism  There's no need to apologize to "society", or for "being an annoyance", or to apologize at all.  Those who do not have to apologize for "society", "being an annoyance", "or causing a racket" are good targets.
3180	ボウリング両手投げの選手が増加、公式戦で優勝する選手も  へえ。ルールとしてアリなのか	Increase in number of bowlers who bowl with both hands, including winner of public tournament. Hmm. Is that allowed by the rules?
769	あと両親元気だ	Games are not there for education; that's what schools are for.
1387	タラオは両親からの虐待にあい放置児	Tarao is a victim of abuse by his parents which was left unchecked.
1279	両論併記かよ	Both arguments side by side.
311	ムーミンと並ぶフィンランドの人気日本アニメ「銀牙」そのワケは…	The reason why the popular Japanese anime "Ginga" is on the same level as Moomin.
2561	ムーミンと並ぶフィンランドの人気日本アニメ「銀牙」そのワケは…  武田のじっさまだぜ	Finland's popular Japanese anime "Ginga" lined with Moomin is.. Takeda's Jizo
3178	バイト中に15歳少女が転落死	Fifteen year old girl falls and dies during part time job.
3897	アレは中の人も女やん	I'm afraid the person inside is also a woman
3603	中共の新聞がやれば褒める	If a Chinese Communist newspaper does it they get praised.
1827	中に出すぞっ	I'll release it inside.
2129	中古買取に対応するダウンロード販売サービスRobot Cacheが年内にもサービス開始へ  傘下のPlayfireの実績解除でお金貰えるシステムも 石油王の道楽説出てたな	Download sales service Robot Cache, which supports buying used items, will begin service this year. Includes money earning achievement system of affiliated Playfire. It's like playtime for oil magnates.
1018	中古で買い替えまくってるスタイルや	You can buy lots of cheap ink at second hand stores.
1317	中国にAV女優って居ないの？	Are there no AV porn stars in China?
4317	中国のIT企業「捜狗（Sogou）」が開発	Lip shape recognition is a technology that combines image recognition and natural language processing in one.
1521	中国人旅行者の日本の印象「あまり豊かじゃない」「小柄な高齢者だらけ」「街が古くて小さい」「インフラが更新されてない」「昔懐かしい」「観光地がしょぼい」「男尊女卑がすごい」「現金で買物をしてFAXを使っている奇特な国」「警官がいばってない」  中国って電子決済ばっかってきいたけどマジなん	Chinese tourists' impressions of Japan 'not very flattering' \\n'Full of little old people'\\n'The roads are old and small'\\n'The infrastructure has not been updated'\\n'Nostalgic'\\n'The tourist sites are shabby'\\n'Lots of sexism against women'\\n'Its great being able to pay cash when shopping and to use Faxes'\\n'The police are not up themselves'\\nIn China, I hear electronic payment is a big thing.\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n
4045	中国人が日本人には絶対言わない、日本旅行の意外な本音	Chinese never tell Japanese their true intentions for visiting Japan.
2556	中国 全人代で習主席に近い人物ら要職に選出へ  シュウトモ	To nominate the people in mainland China who are close to the trainee seat
4350	そのうち中国から切られれるよ	Eventually China could cut them off.
31	中国のスパコン"天河三号"、このまま日本が某社長逮捕で揉めてれば繰り上がり一位の見込み  1エクサフロップスを超えるスパコンは日中米どこでも計画してるけど   例の社長が逮捕されたPEZY社が台数増やして中国とか富士通に先駆けて実現する予定だったんだと	China's super computer Tianhe no. 3 predicted to be number 1.  An order of magnitude greater than a certain company president captured in Japan.  Computers exceeding 1 exaFLOPs are planned for China, Japan, US and other place, but the PREZY company, where the company president was captured, is increasing the number.  China and Fujitustu are the pioneers for this development.
4438	中国のスパコン"天河三号"、このまま日本が某社長逮捕で揉めてれば繰り上がり一位の見込み	Chinese super computer "天河三号" could reach the top spot if Japan bickers over the arrest of a certain company president.
1399	中国「女徳学校」の内情  字面といい教えてる事といいエロい学校にしか見えない	The reality of "women's education" in China: from the font used, to what they teach...everything about this just resembles an erotic school from my point of view.
3800	中国の小学校で大気汚染対策の為、石炭ストーブを撤去したところ寒さで児童が凍傷に、代わりの電気ストーブの設置も間に合わず  スズメは害鳥なんよ	As part of air population countermeasures, China's elementary schools have gotten rid of coal stoves, but children have gotten frostbite from the resulting cold. There hasn't been enough time to install electric stoves. Sparrows are pests.
4190	中国政府「これからは毛沢東主義者も取り締まっていきまーす」中国人「」  毛沢山主義者って   禿げに失礼だろってことか？	The Chinese government said: "From here on out, we well also be cracking down on Maoists". The Chinese people said: "Isn't that being rude to bald people calling them Maoists?"
3088	中国政府、罰金と修正を命じた有害ゲームリストを発表。FGOやアズールレーンなど	The Chinese government released a list of harmful games that would result in fines and penalties.
1749	中国政府、罰金と修正を命じた有害ゲームリストを発表。FGOやアズールレーンなど  公式見たら今なんか別のイベントやってるみたいね   グラーフシュペーが出るらしい   それにしてもこんな早くイベントあるとは思ってなかったから先日無意味に小型１０連してキューブ溶かしてしまったなあ   まあssr4つとか育成考えると頭痛すぎるからでないほうがむしろ良いわー(物欲センサoff	Chinese government, publish a list of harmful games subject to fines and revision. Looking at the official appearance, such as FGO and Azur Lane, I guess it is something different now. It looks like Graf Spee is coming out. Despite this, I did not think such an event would come soon. 10 small cubes melted for no reason the other day. Considering ssr4, etc., training, it is better not to worry about things too much... (Motion sensor off
1437	中国政府、罰金と修正を命じた有害ゲームリストを発表。FGOやアズールレーンなど  連打で買えるようなUIだっけ   始めた頃は建造材、キューブ、資金買って建造してたわ   今は貿易証とたまに燃料買うぐらい	Chinese government announces list of harmful videogames subject to fines and orders for correction. List includes FGO and Azur Lane. What was the issue, again? A UI that lets you rapidly buy items in succession? When I first got into it, I built by buying building material, cubes, and capital. Now I just buy trade certificates and fuel occasionally.
3885	中国政府、罰金と修正を命じた有害ゲームリストを発表。FGOやアズールレーンなど  ワイ、連打するとこ間違えて建造財にダイヤ溶かして無事死亡  建造財引き換えイベはよ	Chinese government declared a list of toxic video games they demanded fines and corrections. FGO, Azuru Lane, etc. Diamond melted into building material due to a mistake. We must quickly replace the building material.
1225	中国政府、罰金と修正を命じた有害ゲームリストを発表。FGOやアズールレーンなど  金鰤は課金の影響を受けないから   同一艦をたくさん引ける廃課金にはガンガン回してもらって   今回限りの限定だとしても現物があればいつか育てられるし   前半後半に分けてピックアップを変えてくるのも被りの救済措置だろうから   イベ艦建造６％は多くのユーザーの手に入ると考えれば上手いやり方なのかも	Chinese government, announces list of harmful games that will be fined and need to make changes. Includes FGO and Azur Lane. Kinburi isn't related to spending real money, but you can drop a ton of money opening the same ship over and over. Even if the limit is for this time only, if the real thing is there it can be raised, and if you break it down into the first half and later half and change the pickup there's the rescue action. If the ship building event 6% reaches a lot of users, then if you think about it that might be a good way to go.
1971	中国、新疆ウイグル自治区で顔認識システム運用をテスト。指定地域から300m以上離れると当局に警告  ？？「羨ましい」	Testing the facial recognition system in the Xinjiang Uighur Autonomous Region, China. The authorities are warned if anyone goes more than 300m from the designated area.  "So jealous".
310	中国「歩行者優先」を強化	China's "pedestrian first movement" has been strengthend.
766	中国「独身の日」セール 商品８割近くで値引きウソ | NHKニュース  楽天に続け	China "Bachelor Day" sale. Products discounted almost 80% | NHK News. Rakuten following?
2051	中国オタク界隈は恐慌状態に	Chinese Otaku  are in the state of panic.
853	中国の監視網がたちまち人を特定 AI付き監視カメラ全国に  上級様や政府関係者は除外されてるなら糞だよ糞	Chinese surveillance system can instantly identify a person. Surveillance cameras with AI all over the country. If the elite class and political personnel are exempt, that that's bullshit. Bullshit.
1317	中国の若者たちに性を教えた日本のポルノ女優	The Japanese porn stars who taught Chinese people about sex.
2631	中国、西安市に高さ100mの都市級空気清浄機を建設	In Xi'an city, China, a 100 meter tall city air cleaner has been constructed.
4390	ベンツ、中国では見られないはずのインスタグラムにダライ・ラマ語録引用したことで中国に謝罪	Mercedes apologizes to China for using phrases from the Dalai Lama on Instagram that should not have been viewable in China.
3810	中国で「キラキラネーム」の進化が止まらない 次は「魚香肉糸」「麻婆豆腐」か？  †ナントカ姫†　みたいな名前の人って滅んだよね	The evolution of "kira kira names" in China won't stop. Next is "Yu Xiang Rou Si" or "Mapo Tofu"? People with names like †Such and such princess† are weird.
2051	中国で「ダーリン・イン・ザ・フランキス」が配信中止	"DARLING in the FRANXX" is no longer being released in China.
20	中学校の非常勤講師を児童買春容疑で逮捕 | NHKニュース  マジで教師の性犯罪多過ぎィ	NHK News|A part time teacher was arrested for child prostitution. There are too many teachers committing sex crimes.
2320	中学生にしてやれてNDK	What are you, a middle schooler?
4113	中学生感ある	That is how middle school students feel.
79	中学生運転の軽トラック事故で１人死亡	The death of one person in a small truck accident in which a junior high school student was driving  I wondered if I should write "Oh it hurts!
4469	中学行ったら学ランドリルに進化	Evolution into Randol as a junior high school student.
2580	中１弟を包丁で刺した疑い 中３兄を殺人未遂容疑で逮捕  弟殺しすぎ問題	Suspected of stabbing grade 1 junior high school brother Grade 3 junior high school brother arrested of attempted murder Too much brother killing problem
890	中性子星同士の合体、今年の飛躍的研究「ブレークスルー」賞に  一万年と二千年前から	The coalescence of neutron stars, this year's rapid research "breakthrough" award  Starting ten thousand and two thousand years ago
604	中核市で初、ツタヤ運営ＣＣＣが指定管理者候補者に	The core city is for the first time giving out a Shiwakayama library to candidates for Tsutaya management CCC.
1068	こりゃ中は相当ブラックなのでは！	This looks pretty bad!
3742	中華はメイン１品の定食より、単品でメイン２品注文すると満足度が跳ね上がる	Whereas a normal set meal has only one main dish, with Chinese food if you order two separate main dishes your degree of satisfaction goes through the roof.
2540	中身は何だ？	What's inside?
3031	中身があんこのナマモノだったら躊躇なく潰せるのにね	If the inside really is perishable red bean paste then I could crush it without hesitation.
572	中韓に輸出規制掛けられたときに困るからでは	Is it because they'd be troubled when China and Korea place export regulations?
3403	中高生の自殺が平成で最多、ＳＮＳで悩み受付も	Suicide among middle and high school students at a max average.
1897	中高生の自殺が平成で最多、ＳＮＳで悩み受付も	The suicide rate in middle school and high school students is the highest its been for 30 years, according to a worrying report from SNS.
3273	なでしこジャパン丸山、会見時にノーパン・ノーブラだったと衝撃告白	Ms. Maruyama of Nadeshiko Japan made the stunning confession that she had no bra and panties on at the press conference.
1335	なでしこジャパン丸山、会見時にノーパン・ノーブラだったと衝撃告白  はよ精神病院行け	Maruyama of the National Women's Soccer team's shocking confession that she was wearing no underwear during an interview  Hurry, go to a mental hospital
1269	主権者である国民を無視した”背任行為”ですわ。	This is a "breach of trust" in ignoring the citizens, who are their bosses.
1242	主犯格供述「小遣い５万－１０万円」	Testimony of primary offender "allowance of 50,000 to 500,000 yen".
3019	主要企業アンケート。「アベノミクスの推進で日本経済は活力を取り戻しつつある」（電機）	Key business survey.
1610	“ペヤング丼”ってなに？	What is a "Peyoung bowl"?
4316	久しぶりだね。222年ぶりだねぇ。京都・清水寺「大随求菩薩坐像」一般公開  清水ウンコさん	It's been a long time. It's been 222 years. Kyoto/Shimizu temple "Big Bodhisattva Statue" is open to the public. Mr. Shimizu Poo
1309	久々に360コントローラーを出してパソコンに接続しようとしたけど もしかして接点壊れてる？  なんだそれは～、た、たかい   ぼくの買ったコントローラーが3つほど買える!	For the first time in a while I pulled out my 360 controller and tried to connect it to my computer, but maybe the connection part is broken? What's up with that, it's, it's expensive. I could buy three of the controllers I bought for that price!
781	久々にロード乗るかドライブか、どっちがええやろか？	I think for the first time in a while I'll get on my road bike or take a drive, but I wonder which I should do?
2379	久々にロード乗るかドライブか、どっちがええやろか？	It's been a while since I've gone out on a road bike or for a drive, but I wonder which I should do?
1910	乗上を感じる	I'm getting steamed up
1362	乗る前に一個先の駅まで歩けと	Before getting on the train walk to the next station.
1338	乗ってるのぞみが明らかに旧型車量でボロい	The Nozomi train that I am riding is clearly the old style and pretty worn out.
4071	乗用車が道路脇に突っ込む、はずみで倒れた標識直撃し男性死亡	car thrusts into road sign, which hits a guy.
2021	どうやって乗るフライトを間違えるのか 全日空機がロス―東京をUターン  後ですごい請求きそうだな。ほかの乗客から民事で請求されそう。	How did you come to take the wrong flight? All Nippon Airlines made a loss. Turned back to Tokyo.  It  will be a massive claim in the end.  Other passengers will also make a civil claim.
2757	タイトル乙	The title's clever.
417	九州と中国の地方整備局 大雪に対する緊急発表  気付けてねゆっくり焦らず	Regional Development Bureau for Kyushu and Chugoku  Emergency announcement regarding heavy snow  Be careful, go slowly and don't rush
128	ＪＲ九州が来春に発足以来最大の１１７本の運行削減へ	Next spring, JR Kyushu will be making  the largest cuts in its services since it was established.
1677	九龍城砦  みつしりとしてるな	Kowloon Walled City  It's a tight fit, huh
842	うわ乞食だったか	Wow, was it begging.
111	乱射予備軍が総会に出席してるから？(偏見)	(prejudice)
1623	乳	Breast.
899	乳児殺害、虐待受け続けた末 義父の子４度妊娠  そう？   あともう一つの宗教団体の重要な要素として、愛情の依り代としての神と言うのもある。例えばあなたが道を歩いていても殺されないのは、国家と言う暴力機関のおかげだが、その国家の倫理を規定するのは特定宗教。   その場合、あなたは間接的に特定の宗教とその神の恩恵を得ていることになる。	Infants continue to be abused and killed.  I am the father in law of 4 pregnancies? Another important element in religious groups is a god as a substitute for affection.  For example, if you are walking down the road and are not killed, this is thanks to the violent groups sanctioned by the state.  But the ethics of the state is prescribed by a certain type of religion.  In this way, you are indirectly receiving blessings and favour from the god of this religion.
470	乳輪は校舎サイズ	The areola are the size of a school building.
1623	乳首って勃起するんだ	Nipples get erect.
4436	乳首のおっさんは日本以外にもいるらしい	It seems like there are nipple men in places other than Japan.
262	乾パン	Crackers.
2412	亀頭に毛が生えてて皮被ってると絶対痛いぞコレ	If hair grew on the head of the penis and it were covered with skin, it would certainly hurt.
2726	予告:24日(日)に東京ゴッドファーザー鑑賞会やるかもしれない	Advance notice: I might have a viewing party for Tokyo Godfather on the 24th (Sun).
1292	予算委の与党質問「あれはインタビュー」 共産・小池氏  議員歳費はまさに無駄金	Budget Committee's questions to the ruling parties 'is this an interview'. Communism. Mr Koike.  The parliamentarians' annual expenses were simply squandered.
431	トミカモールでデロリアン予約したよ  そうなのか〜1000円以内で買えるモノなら   ちょっと欲しかった   フロントのトコに赤いランプが点滅するように   改造とかしてみたかったw	I reserved a DeLorean at Tomika Mall  Is that so~? If you can buy it within 1000 yen  I wanted it a little  I wanted to modify it so the red light on the front blinks on and off
3240	トミカモールでデロリアン予約したよ	I preordered a DeLorean at the Tomika Mall.
3240	いや、予約ではないか。買うのか、普通に	I will buy it normally.
3906	予防線張っといただけやん	Wasn't it just he drew a prevention line
2348	ユニセフ事務局長	Head of UNICEF.
3634	ユニセフ事務局長 日本の子どもの貧困率に懸念 「日本のおよそ１６％の子どもが深刻な貧困状態」  安倍にいえ	UNICEF head expresses concern over the poverty rate among children in Japan "Roughly 16% of children in Japan are in a state of serious poverty" Tell that to Abe.
606	まぁ、事実上何しても許されてるけどね	Well technically he's forgiven for anything he does.
1302	事実上の核容認	Tacit approval of nukes.
2410	この事実を知り手を引いた、引いていて助かった	When I learned this I backed off, and by backing off I was saved.
1898	事故直後に車を修理	He repaired the car straight after the accident.
1563	あれだけの事故が起きてもなぜ日本は「原発輸出」を続けるのか（堀 有伸）  せっせと輸出せにゃ東芝や日立や三菱が死んじゃうでしょ。   殊に東芝が。	Even if an accident like that were to happen, why does Japan keep pushing for nuclear export? (Arinobu Hori) Even if companies like Toshiba, Hitachi, and Mitsubishi continue to diligently export, they will die. Especially Toshiba.
85	事故頻発の米軍 海兵隊は「飛行可能なヘリは37％」とも  いや、ツリー元のレスは兵器というのは配備されてる内、全体の3割位しか動いてないのが普通って内容だったので  でも戦闘機とかは9割位が動いてて、それが自衛隊や米軍の強さらしいよ、って書いたんだよ  なので、自分の最初のレスにヘリではないけどと書いてたんだ  そこは分けて考えて欲しい   海兵隊のヘリの稼働率については、元記事だと報告者の海兵隊の中将が37%に過ぎない、と書いてるのみると、どれだけ低下したのかは不明にしても、やはり海兵隊にとって見過ごせない水準まで落ちたというのは確かなんだと思う  単に、だから予算寄越せっておねだりかもしれないがｗ	US army responsible for frequent accidents. Marine Corps says 37% of helicopters are ready for flight. No, the response was that of the weapons installed, it's standard for only 30% to be active. But 90% of fighters are online, and that's apparently the strength behind the US army and JSDF. That's what it said, at least. That's why in the first response it said that it wasn't helicopters. You should treat these as two separate issues. According to the original article, a liutenant general with the Marine Corps reported that the rate of online helicopters for the Marines is not more than 37%. So if you look at that reference, even though it's unclear to what extent that has decreased, you can clearly tell that for the Marines, it's now at a level too low to ignore. Simply put, it may be nothing more than a plea for an expanded budget.
2719	なんでこんな事書いたの？	Why did you write something like this?
1746	なんでこんな事書いたの？	Why did you write such a thing?
1540	ファミマ、コインランドリーサービス事業参入へ	Family Mart is entering the coin laundry business.
3644	この二人好き	I love these two people.
3027	二人が死んだらクッソかなしい	If the two of them die it'll be crushingly depressing.
1191	なんか二人いれば解けてそうな気もするが	Starting with the mysterious photograph of the Kannon statue, this provides true accounts.
728	スコットランドの二日酔いのキュア  昔飲んで薬っぽい味してちょっと好みと合わなかった	Scotland's hangover cure  It tasted like medicine when I drank it a long time ago, it didn't really fit my taste
2914	二期見てないとかあのクソアニメのヤバさの半分も知れてないようなもんなんで見てきてどうぞ	If you don't watch the second season you'll always experience half the shittiness of this bullshit anime so please feel free to watch.
3365	まだ二桁やん	Still two digits\\n
3194	二次キッツイもんな。	The secondary is tough.
2274	二次ロリはポルノではなく芸術	2D loli images are not porno, but art.
3094	お互いに「安倍晋三記念小学院」だっけ？で出してないって話でしかないのに、それをもって批判してる意味が分からない	They're just saying that they didn't go to 「安倍晋三記念小学院」but I don't understand why that would spur criticism.
3857	五輪前日のパレードで長距離ミサイル数十発を誇示か	It is suspected that tens of long range missiles are shown a day before the opening of the Olympics.
3449	五輪直前 ボランティア2400人辞める 宿泊施設などに不満  そして誰もいなくなった（個人的切実願望）	Right before the olympics  2400 volunteers resign  dissatisfied with certain aspects such as lodging facilities  And with that, everyone disappeared (A personal urgent wish of mine)
1170	五輪の謎オブジェ「モルゲッソヨ」にネット民熱狂 イラストやアスキーアート、ついには3DCGアニメ化を果たす  躍動感がある	The Olympics mysterious event called “bullet man” has a lively popularity to it depicted with great enthusiasm on the internet in the form of illustrations, ASCII art, and 3DCG anime.
120	五輪メダル金属回収、自治体参加率に地域差＝環境省調査	Ministry of the Environment Survey Finds Regional Differences in Olympic Medal Wins and Local Participation Rates.
3846	五輪閉幕で市場は有事モード	Due to the closing of the Olympics, the market is in emergency mode.
1792	「おカネまったくないねん…」 井脇ノブ子が貧困を告白！  自民党から出たのが誤り	"I have absolutely no money..."  Nobuko Iwaki confesses to being penniless!  Leaving the Liberal Democratic Party was a mistake
1862	モルゲッソヨ亜種か？	A Moreugesseoyo subspecies?
3388	亡くなったSHINeeのジョンヒョンさんの遺書全文〈日本語訳〉｜AERA dot.  自殺報道で遺書やら方法を公開するなって指針がなかったか？  とくに著名人は後追いの危険があるだろ	Full written statement of Jonghyun of SHINee who passed away (Japanese translation)｜AERA dot.  Are there no guidelines for publicly releasing suicide notes when reporting on suicides? Especially for celebrities there's a risk of others following their example.
263	交番に「すき」落書き、卒業前の少女２人を逮捕	Two girls have been arrested before graduation for scrawling 'gap' on a police box.
2792	うすた京介、アシスタント残業代未払い騒動で飛び火「嫌なら就職しなさい」  よくある　『漫画家日常系』　作品なんかでも常勤のアシや臨時のアシの人のキャラがよく出てるけど   彼らがどういう伝手でやとわれて誰から給与もらう業態になってるのかきっちり描いた作品ってまだ見たことない   クールジャパンとかほざいてて、アニメも漫画もほんまフンワリした業界だね	Effects of Kyosuke Usuta's assistant's unpaid overtime uproar spilling over, "If you don't like it, find another job"  This is the common "manga artist everyday system"  It's not their own work, but the characters of full time and temporary assistants often appear  Although they're being paid a salary, I haven't yet seen a perfectly drawn work. People prattle on about Cool Japan and such, anime and manga both are such an odd industry.
1430	京大iPS研で論文捏造  まーた山中先生がハゲ増す	Kyoto University research paper in iPS was fabricated: looks like Dr. Yamanaka is balding again
178	京大iPS研で論文捏造  山仲先生じゃなかったっけ	Academic paper at Kyoto University on iPS cells was fabricated. Who was the guy behind it, again? Was it Yamanaka or something?
2672	京大iPS研で論文捏造  どうしようもない状況が内々で認識されていて、そんな中に出てきたのが山中iPS   4因子の再現性はガチだった	Kyoto University iPS Laboratory paper fabrication. It is acknowledged that it is a pretty messy situation, and in the middle of that the Yamanaka iPS 4 factor reproducibility was big.
3228	京大、吉田寮に退去通知「実態つかめず」 自治会は反発、広報課は「正確な人数はつかめず、把握できた居住者がどちらの棟にいるのかもわからない」  そういや東北大の寮も、老朽化を理由に立ち退き迫られてるのに反対派が居座っていたが  震災後どうなったのか気になるところ  京大寮も老朽化で違法建築化しているはず。立替が無理なら、法律で強制撤去できんもんか  この不況で貧困学生も増加の一途だし、まともに運営してほしいわなあ	Notice of withdrawal to Kyoto Univ., Yoshida dormitory "No real situation" Residential association opposes, Public Relations Division "We can not grasp the exact number of people, we do not know in which building the resident who was able to grasp is located" So also the dormitory of Tohoku University Opposition sits there although it was forced to evict on the grounds of aging but it is worrisome what happened after the earthquake Kyoto Univ. The dormitory should also be illegally built due to aging. If it is impossible to change it, you can not forcibly remove it by law In this recession poverty students are also increasing, and I want you to manage it properly
722	京大の研究	Kyoto University research.
2897	京都大、吉田寮の退去期限通知 寮生は反発「一方的」  自治権を獲得した大学学生寮って、もう全国でも三～四つくらいしか残ってないらしい   京大のこれはまさに魔窟(褒め言葉)	Kyoto university, Yoshida dormitory notice. [One way] The deadline notice of Dormitories are rebounding by university student. It seems that there are only about three to four remaining dormitories in the whole country with student autonomy right now. These places are not comparable to red light districts. (in a good way)
1921	京都を旅行中の神奈川のＪＫが痴漢をスマホで撮影して撃退する	Kanagawa school girls on a trip to Kyoto film molester on their smartphones, driving him away.
1635	京都の牧場で収牧	Cows led to slaughter at farm in Kyoto.
3457	ブルーボトルコーヒーが京都進出 南禅寺近くの町屋改装  西日本で飲むいつもの味	Blue Bottle coffee is coming to Kyoto.  A remodeled traditional home, a familiar Western Japan taste
3002	でもイタリア人とかほぼワキガじゃないの	But Italians and such don't really have much body odor.
264	すごいなその人	That person's amazing.
4396	めちゃでかいこの人	This is a big guy.
1059	この人vc買ったら片っ端からバグらせたりちょっと理解できない世界に住んでる人って印象がある	I get the impression that these people who buy a vc, are living in a world they don't understand;  a world that's full of bugs.
4107	人はここまで下衆になれるのか → 上念 司「速報！！近財統括官の直属の部下だった✕✕✕✕氏が自殺？？朝日新聞逆転か？財務省一気にピンチ！！」  中立ぶって財務省と朝日の対決に自分は無関係ですよーって感じを出してるのが最高に低俗	Is is possible for a person to be so mean? → Jonen Tsukasa. "News Flash! It was the direct subordinate of the Chief of Foreign Affairs, XXXX who committed suicide??  Asahi Shimbun news reversal? The Treasury Department was in a pinch all at once!!" Giving out feeling of the confrontation between the Treasury department feigning neutrality and Asahi Shimbun saying they are unrelated is very  low character.
3895	人の不寛容が気になる	concerned about intolerance.
1197	人の不寛容が気になる	I am worried about the intolerance of people.
634	人事評価をしてるのは健常者なんだから、人事評価自体が差別的になされている前提に立って	They are voluntarily returning wages gained unfairly through discrimination against women.
3249	人の人生はほんと不条理だ……(唖然	For him to die in an automobile accident shows the absurdity of life....(jaw dropping)
723	人作り革命	Human resources revolution.
2809	人が健康的に働けるのは週39時間まで  ＊健康な国の場合	People can be healthy working up to 39 hours per week  *In the case of a healthy country
297	ゲームはいつから「人前でやっても恥ずかしくないもの」になったのか	Since when have games become "something that isn't embarrassing to play in front of other people?"
1477	ゲームはいつから「人前でやっても恥ずかしくないもの」になったのか	When did games become something that you aren't embarrassed to play in front of other people?
4195	なぜ人々は原発再稼働に「無関心」なのか  漢字が間違ってるからじゃない？   災禍動なのに	Why are people indifferent to restarting nuclear plants even though they are such a disaster? Is not why kanji is incorrect?
3676	○ブラック→人の回転が多い	○ black →high turnover.
3676	×人の回転が多い→ブラック	×High turnover→ black.
1586	これだけ人が増えたらLLL村作れる気がする	I feel like if numbers rise a little more, we can make an LLL village with this many people.
868	これだけ人が増えたらLLL村作れる気がする	If people increase this much, then I will feel like I can make an LLL village.
3946	これだけ人が増えたらLLL村作れる気がする  だれも役職やりたがらなそう	With only this, as people increase I feel like I can make an LLL village  Everyone seems to want an official position
3960	クルド人女性、仮放免打ち切られ入管に強制収容…母「娘を外に出して」と涙の訴え  え、日本で生まれても国籍取得できんの？ なんか欧米大好きな割には日本国籍ガチガチにしてんのな そこまでハードル上げても入ってこれないだろうし移民とか入れない気なんかな	A Kurdish woman, temporarily released and forcibly accommodated in immigration ... ... Mother "take daughter out" appealing for tears. Can you get nationality even if born in Japan? I love something in the West, but I tend to request Japanese citizens. The immigrants would not be accepted even if they raise the hurdle, I guess I will not get in with immigrants.
4441	ロシア人「せや！ 安全ピン抜いた手りゅう弾の画像友達に送ったろ！」 → 死亡  ロシア人＋自撮り＝死亡  という風潮	Russian "Right! I'll send a picture of a grenade with the pin pulled to a friend!" → Dead Russian + selfie
4029	人は幼いころから猫と育つと、ぜんそくにかかりにくい：デンマークの研究チームが発表	People are hardly affected by asthma when they grow up as a young age: Research Team of Denmark announces.
1359	人は幼いころから猫と育つと、ぜんそくにかかりにくい：デンマークの研究チームが発表	People who have a cat from a young age are less likely to develop asthma: Denmark research team announcement.
4334	人手不足でも倒産増加 派遣業者を淘汰する“非正規の反乱”  つか派遣業者増えすぎなんだよ！   認可事業所数８万以上ってそらネットの求人派遣だらけになるわ   それに基本登録派遣だから生活の不安定感ぱないしね	Bankruptcy is increasing even with insufficient helping hands. Forget the "illegitimate  backlash" of weeding out temporary agencies, there are too many temporary agencies! Over 80,000 authorized businesses means the net will be filled with job offer dispatches. And if if it's a basic registered dispatch there will be instability in livelihood.
488	「人手不足対策ではない」	"Not a countermeasure for lack of personnel."
488	「人手不足対策じゃない（奴隷不足対策だ！）」	"Not a countermeasure for lack of personnel (a countermeasure for lack of slave personnel!)"
2804	人手不足の建設業界 イメージアップへ 作業着おしゃれ改革  小手先の改革ほんとわらう	Construction industry, lacking manpower, reforms work uniform style to improve image  Such a superficial change, it really makes me laugh
1548	人もイヌも楽しそう	Looks fun for both humans and dogs.
2955	人権先進国欧米人アンケートの衝撃結果「日本は退屈な国」 「日本のホニャララを世界が称賛！」「世界で最も愛される日本人！」じゃなかったんですか？  経営者目線の社畜とか政治家官僚目線の無職とか肉屋を支持する豚の類ならたくさんいるけどな	Shocking results from a poll of socially developed Western Nations. "Japan is a boring country", "The world admires this about Japan", "The Japanese person most loved by the rest of the world!" Isn't that supposed to be it? Looking at corporate slaves from the manager's point of view or unemployed people from a bureaucrat or politician's point of view. There are plenty of pigs supporting the livelihood of the butcher.
1400	しかし人権感覚溢れた笑いってなんやねん	In any event, what the hell is a "laugh full of respect for human rights," lol?
2245	人は欲に目がくらむと算数もできなくなるね	When a person is blinded by greed they can longer even do arithmetic.
497	人死んでるならnfswじゃないか？	If its a human death, its nfsw, isn't it?
2829	人気の公務員でも採用苦戦	Looks like it's a hard battle even for popular public servants to get work.
114	人気モデルがインスタに“わいせつ動画”投稿し大騒動に！	Outcry over a popular model who posted an "obscene video" to Instagram!
2602	人気の「地鶏」、正しい定義を知っていますか？  安ければいいです   一流芸能人じゃないので（笑）	Do you know the definition of popular "free range chicken?" It's good as long as it's cheap I'm not a first class entertainer lol
2951	人気声優に脅迫メールを出したファンクラブ会長が逮捕。尚、犯人は2chスレを五年間荒し続けていた模様  別の趣味探せよ	The fan club president who was sending threatening emails to the popular voice actor was apprehended. It seems the culprit had trolled threads on 2ch for five years. Get a new hobby.
1765	人気ゲーム実況者に数十万単位で投げ銭をする人がいるらしい	Of the hundreds of thousands of people that play popular games, it seems that there are sum who just want to toss a coin.
579	人気者になるために、フォロワー購入はズルいことなのか  ズルくはないけど虚しい	Buying followers in order to be popular is unfair, or even if it's not unfair it's pointless.
639	人混みの中、私はひとりです	Amid a crowd, I am alone.
3004	人、犬、猫の三重構造なのか	Person, dog, cat, in a three part structure, maybe?
3134	人狼でもすっか	A werewolf?
301	これが人生だ	This is life.
1465	人生で一度も花見をしたことがない  ろりともだちおもいだす	I've never gone to a cherry blossom viewing in my life.
706	人生初の胃カメラ  おえーってなった	First time endoscope  I was like ewww
1821	人生の受難  スマホの縦横問題が超ある	The hardship of life is having many smartphone problems from every angle.
4237	「あんなに人生について深く考えられるようになる味噌汁を僕は食べたことがない」	"I've never eaten a miso soup that makes you think so profoundly about life before".
172	人生はバラ色さ  神様も有給中かなw	Life is rosy.  God's at work. Is he not? w
4071	人生は運ゲー	life is a luck game
3795	「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、	joke.
3880	かといって、この人は真っ黒なわけなので	so even if the company worker can not be trusted, Because it is black
9	この人自分の立場わかってんの？	Does this person understand her own position?
3336	人衣一体返信後の纏流子に欲情する奴は人として見下している	I look down on people who get turned on by Ryuko after she transforms with jin'i ittai.
4387	やってる人が語りだすと急激に冷めてくこの感じ	When someone who is doing something talks the temperature quickly dies down.
1239	人轢いちゃうよ	It could hit somebody.
1080	そー、そういう人は辛いよねぇ……	Yeah, those kind of people have it tough.
1969	おまえたち人間には信じられないようなものを私は見てきた。オリオン座の近くで燃える宇宙戦艦、タンホイザー・ゲートの近くで暗闇に瞬くＣビーム。そんな思い出も時間と共にやがて消える、雨の中の涙のように  なるほどスレタイ	I saw something that would be impossible for any human to believe.  A blazing alien battle star ship near Orion, and a C beam stabbing the darkness near the Tanhauser gate.  Such memories will fade with time, like tears in the rain.
1	人間に必要なものが全部入っている人工食肉	Original reasons why "artificial meat"  save the world Artificial meat containing all the things humans  need
1359	人間の根っこが育つ時期だから	People's foundations are developed when they are young.
3089	人間を殺すから	Smoking is good for the environment because it kills humans.
4234	人間って種族と気が合わない子いるでしょ  りんごのおうちでわたあめのお布団にくるまれてスヤスヤ寝ていたいの…  朝になったら小鳥さんが起こしに来てね、熊さんがホットケーキを焼いてくれるんだぁ  そのあとはウサギさんやネコさんイヌさんと輪になって歌って踊るの  たまに馬さんの背中に乗って遠くまで出かけたりもするよ  たまに喧嘩もするけれどみんな仲良しで、羊のおばあちゃんが作るシチューはとってもおいしいんだぁ  お庭にはドーナツやチョコレートがなる木があるからいつも甘いかおりで幸せなの	With people, there are some who don't get along well with other races. I'd like to cuddle up in my cotton candy futon and sleep among the apples... Little Birdie, when it's morning come and wake me, and Bear can make me some pancakes. After that I'll join hands with Bunny and Kitty and Doggy and we'll sing and dance, and every now and then I'll jump on Horse's back and ride far away. Sometimes we might fight, but we all get along, and the stew that Grandma Sheep makes is delicious. In the garden there are trees that grow donuts and chocolate, so there's always a sweet aroma and everything is happy.
1262	人間そう簡単に変わるわけがないな、嫌になる	People can't change that easily, unfortunately.
4332	人間考えることはいっしょなんだね	Humans think the same things.
3044	人間関係苦手マン	I'm a man who is bad at human relationships
2819	人類「！ 凍った池を掘り進めていけば、雰囲気的には温泉掘り当てた感じになるやんけ！」  これが万物の霊長だよ！	Fellow humans "If you dig forward through a frozen pond, you'll feel as if you will discover a hot spring!"  This is the apex of all things!
3194	ついに人類史上初のセンター900来た…	History's first perfect score of 900 on the National Center Test for University Admissions has come...
3831	人類も最初から老人だったら老けない	If humans were old people from the beginning they wouldn't grow old.
2328	みんなでテクノロジーと人類の未来について話しあおうぜ!	Let's all chat together about the future of technology and humans!
3490	みんなでテクノロジーと人類の未来について話しあおうぜ!	Let's discuss about technology and the future of humanity!
1052	みんなでテクノロジーと人類の未来について話しあおうぜ!	We all need to discuss technology and the   future of human kind.
1848	この人たちみんなオソマ食べてる	These people all eat shit.
2495	今シーズン1番の大雪の恐れ	Warnings about the biggest snowfall of the season.
3237	今はまだCPUを買うな！Spectre/Meltdown脆弱性をシリコンベースで修正した製品が年内に登場	Don’t buy any CPUs now!
2060	今はまだCPUを買うな！Spectre/Meltdown脆弱性をシリコンベースで修正した製品が年内に登場  グラボも高いらしいし今時期悪	Don't buy a CPU now! New product is going to be released by the end of the year. It will have fixed the issue of vulnerability of Spectre/ Meltdown with silicon base. Video cards are expensive too. It's the worst timing.
2156	今からどっかいく	I'll go somewhere now.
4350	今ですらJは中国とお仕事を「させてもらってる」立場だからなぁ	As of now, Japan's position is that it is "being allowed" to work with China.
2033	今、「おじさんのいないSNS」はどこにあるのか	Nowadays, where can I find an "SNS that old men don't use?"
3580	今井メロと冬季五輪対決だ！	He is facing Mero Imai in the Winter Olympics!
2859	今からどっかいく  今から出よう	I am going to somewhere, I will go out now
1343	今からでも保護すべきでは？	The catch is extremely poor = fear of poor replenishment in the past.
3330	今となっては党の分裂の仕方が答えあわせな気もするが	Now I feel like the answer is in how the parties are divided.
852	今シーズン全国一の寒さ	The whole prefecture is in a cold snap.
2465	今からおちごとで六本木行く	Now I'm about to go to Roppongi for work.
180	今はイキリオタクとかいるのか。オタクって名乗れるほど好きなものがあるのはいいことじゃないか。俺、オタクじゃないから羨ましい。  シコリオタク	Are there a lot off exhibitionist geeks around today?  Its not considered a good thing to like something so much that you get called 'otaku' (a geek).  I feel jealous because I'm not an otaku.  A jerk.
3280	今はイキリオタクとかいるのか。オタクって名乗れるほど好きなものがあるのはいいことじゃないか。俺、オタクじゃないから羨ましい。  オタクってマニアに近い言葉だったけど今は全然違うよね  今はキャラや属性に近い	Are there now nerdy otakus. There are otakus that like to be called such. Isn’t that ok? I am not an otaku so I am jealous. Otaku means someone that is close to a maniac but it is different nowadays. Nowadays it is close to a character personality attribute.
551	今さらすぎ問題	The problem is, why now.
1789	今回のかずみピックアップガチャも20連で見事爆死しました  20連で一個も出ないとは・・・   絞り方酷いね   ストーリーも敵強くなってきて星2,3だけじゃつらくなってきたしな・・・   ストーリーのメインキャラは星5までいくらしいけど、いったいいつになることやら	At this Kazumi pickup random in game sale as well, I was killed at 20 consecutive stations, and didn't receive a single item at 20 consecutive stations... It is just so terrible. The story is also getting much tougher, and I am only getting 2 or 3 stars... It looks like the main character of the story will reach 5 stars, but who knows when that will be
4267	今回のは黒くてドロドロのよくある原油流出と違ってコンデンセート（超軽質原油）つうほぼナフサばっかりみたいな結構毒性も強い厄介な油なのよね。	It seems like it was basically Naphtha and is a pretty toxic and quite nasty type of oil.
323	今壺男ゲーしてるからそれを想像して楽しんで	I'm glad I now know I'm gay, which I always suspected.
2978	ぼくが今ハマっている壺男のゲームの魅力をぼくなりに文章にまとめたよ	I wrote my thoughts on the appeal of this game I'm really into at the moment about a man in a pot.
817	今夜だけでFGOは何億儲けたんだろうな	Just counting tonight FGO made hundreds of millions of yen in profit.
156	今からパズル始める	The Puzzle Is About to Begin.
3479	今からガンガン始まるんじゃね	This might start beginning intensely starting now, won't it?
1946	今の小学生のランドセル、クソ重い。	The backpacks elementary schoolers wear today are wicked heavy.
1823	今から帰るぜ  しんや残業だ	I'm going home now, Late night overtime work
665	今年のドラ	This year's DORA.
2462	今年一番祝ってないかも	This year I celebrated it the least out of every year in my life.
1679	今年入ってからオナニーしてないのでこのまま続けたいと思う	I haven't masturbated since I went in this year, and would like to continue this way.
2592	今年入ってからオナニーしてないのでこのまま続けたいと思う  抜こう　抜こう　オナニーめざして  逝こう　逝こう　絶頂めざして  フニクリ　フニクラ　フニクリ　フニクラ  逝こう　上へ　ロリ漫画で！	I haven't masterbated since this year started so I want to continue let's jerk off let's jerk off  Aiming to masterbate let's come let's come Aiming for the peak Funiculì Funiculà Funiculì Funiculà let's go to the peak with lolita manga!
857	今年入ってからオナニーしてないのでこのまま続けたいと思う  抜こう　抜こう　オナニーめざして  逝こう　逝こう　絶頂めざして  フニクリ　フニクラ　フニクリ　フニクラ  逝こう　上へ　ロリ漫画で！	I haven't masturbated since the beginning of the year, so I think I want to continue on like this. Let's wank, let's wank, aim to masturbate and let's cum, let's cum, aim to cum, Funiculì, Funiculà, Funiculì, Funiculà, let's get up with a Lolita Manga!
3730	今年入ってからオナニーしてないのでこのまま続けたいと思う  抜こう　抜こう　オナニーめざして  逝こう　逝こう　絶頂めざして  フニクリ　フニクラ　フニクリ　フニクラ  逝こう　上へ　ロリ漫画で！	Since the start of this year I haven't masturbated, and I plan on continuing that. Masturbate, masturbate, aiming for masturbation, die, die, aiming for nirvana, Funiculì, Funiculà, Funiculì, Funiculà, die, rising, with loli manga!
977	今年も北朝鮮のガールズグループ「モランボン楽団」のコスプレをして、ライブを披露している	UV only needs a lot of ID.
667	今年の新語：「忖度」が２冠達成 「卍」を巡って議論も  隠蔽や改竄も捨てがたい	New Word of the Year: "Moderation" wins two crowns, "卍" is also discussed. It was difficult to throw away both concealment and tampering.
3105	今年最大の下げ	The biggest drop.
447	今年の漢字ｷﾀｰ	This year's Kanji has arrived!
1953	今年の漢字ｷﾀｰ	This year's kanji has been announced.
665	今年の漢字ｷﾀｰ	Today's Chinese character is KITAA.
3556	今年の漢字ｷﾀｰ  字下手すぎない?小三みたい	This year’s Kanji has arrived. Don’t you think I am so bad at Kanji? I am like a third grader.
2842	今年の目標がどうにも思い出せないからそろそろ2018年度の目標の策定にかかったらいいと思う	I just can't think of a goal this year, so I think I should aim to make one for the 2018 fiscal year.
3247	今年の目標：イーガンをちゃんと読んで読書家ぶる、チャンドラーを馬鹿にしないで真面目に読んで読書家ぶる、「ライ麦畑でつかまえて」を途中で投げずに最後まで読み切って読書家ぶる  とらぶる	This year’s goal: Read Egan and pretend to be a reader. Read Chandler without making fun of him. Pretend to be a reader. Read “The Catcher in the Rye” to the end without throwing it halfway through. Trouble
606	今年の確定申告は混乱必至	This year's tax returns will be inevitably chaotic.
2068	今度、前の職場の同僚達とカラオケに行く予定なんだけど、今時の若い子にわかる曲を知らないので何を歌えばいいかわからない  ミルク32	I'm supposed to go to Karaoke with my former colleagues from the previous workplace. I don't know what to sing because I don't know any songs that the young generations would know. Milk 32.
4010	今度、前の職場の同僚達とカラオケに行く予定なんだけど、今時の若い子にわかる曲を知らないので何を歌えばいいかわからない  ちゅChoo Choo TRAINはどうだ？   あとゴダイゴの銀河鉄道999も   EXILEがカバーしてたぞ	I plan to go to karaoke soon with my colleagues in my previous work, but I do not know what to sing because I do not know the songs understood by young children this time.  How about Choo Choo TRAIN? Also EXILE is covering 999 Galaxy's Galaxy Railway
509	今度、前の職場の同僚達とカラオケに行く予定なんだけど、今時の若い子にわかる曲を知らないので何を歌えばいいかわからない	I have plans to go to karaoke with a colleague from a former workplace, but I have no idea what songs young people nowadays know, so I don't know what I should sing.
2424	今度、前の職場の同僚達とカラオケに行く予定なんだけど、今時の若い子にわかる曲を知らないので何を歌えばいいかわからない	Next time I have plans to go to karaoke with a colleague from the place I used to work, but I don't know any songs that young people nowadays know, so I have no idea what I should sing.
1002	今度、前の職場の同僚達とカラオケに行く予定なんだけど、今時の若い子にわかる曲を知らないので何を歌えばいいかわからない  みゆきなら無難に「時代」とかなら…   あと「糸」は福山雅治にカバーされてて若い人も知ってるかも   「空と君の間に」は絢香がカバーしてるし   「ファイト」と割と最近CMで満島ひかりがカバーしてたから   知ってる若者も多いかもしれない	Next time I'm planning to go out for karaoke with colleagues from my previous workplace, but I don't know what I should sing because I'm unfamiliar with what songs young people these days know  If it's Miyuki, or if it's a safe "era"....  Also, young people may know "Ito" because it was covered by Masaharu Fukuyama  Ayaka has also covered "Sora to Kimi no Aida ni"  Hikari Mitsushima had a cover of "Fight" for a relatively recent commercial, so there may be a lot of young people who know it
377	今度、前の職場の同僚達とカラオケに行く予定なんだけど、今時の若い子にわかる曲を知らないので何を歌えばいいかわからない  ちんこ音頭	Next time I'm planning to go to karaoke with colleagues from my previous workplace, but I don't know what I should sing because I don't know what songs young people know these days  Penis march
2414	今度こそ「勝ちたい」んだよ	This time we want "to win".
4325	今度は「外出離れ」!?	This time it's "abandonment of going out"?!
1101	今度殺す…サービス断られタクシー会社脅迫、容疑で政治団体代表を逮捕「俺が呼べば街宣車２００台集まる」  実名なし	Next time I kill you ...Service refused taxi company threatening, arrested political group representative with charges "If I call it, 200 street cars will gather" real name is none
2868	マジ？今度見かけたら動画撮ってラインして	If you happen to see it take a video and send it to me through Line
0	今後もいろいろリークあるかもね	There might be all sorts of leaks from here on out.
1568	なぜ今!?「エンドレスエイト」の悪夢を分析哲学で読み解く本がループまみれの奇書だった  あれって二期じゃなくて再放送に新録エピソードを入れたものだったのか   そういう背景があると8回繰り返しとかありなんじゃないのと思える	Why now?! I was reading a strange book covered in loops trying to understand philosophy so I could analyze my nightmare about the Endless Eight. That wasn't two periods, it was inserted into new episodes that were rebroadcast. If you think of it like that, it's not crazy to think it could be repeated 8 times.
1946	今の教科書厚み1cmとかザラだからな	If you cram a ton of those in a backpack, of course it starts to weigh you down.
1936	今まで散々衰退してたからそれを取り戻す状況では拡大してるとは感じられない	So many companies have slumped or folded, so just saying that some of those rebounded hardly represents "growth."
3010	ガチなら今数パーあるかどうかちゃうん？	If people were serious it'd be only a few percent at best, right?
1528	今日も10万を40万に増やしたったわ。なお含み損は80万超の模様	Looks like over 800 thousand in latent losses
2783	今日は21時までしか食べられない  もちまん最低だな	Today I can only eat until 21:00 o'clock  At least a mochi bun
2552	今日は2月4日で「不死の日」らしいので死を失いし者の漫画でもどうぞ  子供と思えない機転のききかた	Today is February 4th, it seems to be "Immortal Day," a clever way of understanding how children think about death.
3137	今日、30人位の前でスピーチさせられたら自分でも信じられないくらいあがっちゃったんだけど	Today, I had to give a speech in front of about 30 people, and even I couldn't really believe how it went.
3582	今日のCat.  何アピールだ	What does today’s CAT appeal to?
2632	今日はgenaaくんの誕生日なんだって	I heard that today is genaa's birthday.
350	おはよ。今日はなにしよう。  おぉ	Good morning. What should I do today. oooh.
4311	今日はプレミアムフライデーなんだって	I heard today is Premium Friday.
3024	今日のペンネ	Today's penne.
3210	今日のラーメン	Today's ramen.
1861	今日のラーメン  すごいこってりしそう	Today’s ramen looks very chunky.
541	ゲーム（今日一日だけで作ったやつ）できたけど  しゅごい  スペースで開始からの最速ｸﾞｼｬｱしちゃって吹いた	I was able to do this game (made today in only one day), but...  So cool  From starting in space I was able to blow the fastest "gushaa"
4284	今日一日ビットコインの自動売買売買BOT動かしたら20,000円が19,000円になった	Today, if I had had the automatic buying and selling bitcoin bot running all day it would have been 20,000 or 19,000 yen.
4054	今日はガスコンロの下が地獄だったので掃除しました  地獄も貼ったよ！	It was hell underneath the gas burner today so I cleaned it   I stuck hell too!
2811	今日のテレフォン人生相談が何かすごかった  いつも的外れな回答(俺視点)してるので聴かなくなった人だ、まだやってたのか	Today's telephone life counseling session was awful  He doesn't listen anymore because he just gives irrelevant answers (from my point of view)  Were you still doing it?
4016	そしてぼくは今日も今日とてFGOに一万いれて今月6万課金したのであった	And I also got ten thousand in FGO today as of today and charging 60 thousand yen this month.
1054	そしてぼくは今日も今日とてFGOに一万いれて今月6万課金したのであった	I then deposited 10,000 yen to FGO today and charged 60,000 yen this month.
1174	今日はバイト先の好きな子のおっぱいをもむ夢を見たけどバイトは最悪だったので±0です  つよい	Today I dreamed about caressing the boobs of a girl that I like at my part time job. The job itself is the worst so it wasn’t easy. You are strong.
390	今日のラーメン  いりこ出汁でうまかった	Today's ramen  It was delicious with dried sardine dashi
895	今日も半日仕事なかったです	Today is not a half day at work.
901	今日のお尻  めっちゃいい	Today's bum is superb.
2155	今日の幼女が出てこない上にエロくない、キモチワルイ妄想	Today's young girl isn't showing up, and in addition it's not sexy, and it's a disgusting fantasy.
557	今日も我が家がミュージカル状態……	My home is like a musical again today.
518	今日も我が家がミュージカル状態……  むりぃ……	My house is like a musical today as well....... Not good.....
615	今日も我が家がミュージカル状態……	Today my house is also in a very musical condition.....
3707	今日料理で1リットル使った	Today I used 1 liter of it to cook.
1798	今日から新しい会社・・・  LLLから来ました〜  へらぶな。  これで挨拶は完璧	From today, a new company... I come from LLL~ Crucian carp.  This introduction is flawless.
2313	今日の日記3コマ漫画	Today's journal entry is a 3 panel manga.
2260	今日暴落してたぞ	Today it was declining.
3159	今の日本で子を持つことは「ぜいたく」なのか？	In today's Japan is having a child a "luxury"?
1604	今日はオモコロ杯の応募締切日なんだけどオモコロ杯のために自分の尿を飲んだり自分の尿でカップケーキを作った看護学生がいた。怖い。  ほんこれ	Today is the submission deadline for the Omocoro Cup, and there was a nursing student who drank their own urine and used their own urine to make a cupcake. Scary. Is this for real?
406	今日松屋行ったらさ、店員が「お時間いただきますがよろしいですか？」って聞いてきたから頷いたらさ	I went to Matsuya today, and I nodded when the staff asked me, "Will it be alright with you to wait a moment?"
2441	今日の水タバコ  たのちい	Today's hookah, it's fun
952	今日の漫画日記  俺はわかってたゾ	Today's manga diary  I knew it
1685	今日の熊  あーあw	Today's bear. Aaaahhh. Haha
2795	今日の牡蠣  ぷりっぷりやんけ	Today's oyster  It's really tender
4419	今日の牡蠣	Today's oysters.
1682	今日の猫  コケたｗｗ	Today's act. It fell over. Haha
1389	今日の猫	today's cat.
2007	今日の猫	Today's cat.
2066	今日の猫	Today's Cat.
3279	今日の猫  カワバンガ	Today’s cat   Cowabunga
1700	今日の猫  きゃわ　きゃわ	Today's cat. Cute.
33	今日の猫	Today’s cat probably said the following: “You are not going to celebrate the Autumn Festival?
247	今日の猫  一瞬垣間見える野生	Today's cat is a wild one that you only see for an instance from a gap in the fence.
2729	今日の猫  ネコはこたつで丸くなるが   暖炉では伸びるのか	Today's cat. Cats curl up by the kotatsu, but they stretch out by the fireplace.
1376	今日の猫  人でいうとこの「え？水の中から？人魚？」的なやつかな？	Today's cat.  Speaking like a human would 'Huh?  In the water? A mermaid?'
1163	今日の猫  「えっ俺？俺はあんな飛ばないっすよ」	Today's cat.  'Eh?  Is that me? I can't jump that well.'
2452	今日の猫  寝落ち	Today's cat: falling asleep
174	今日の猫  最後のも外すかｗｗ	Today's cat. Leave out the last one, too? LOL
3248	今日の猫  木曜日のフルット	Today’s cat       Thursday Fruit
521	今日の猫  歩きスマホ対策に  は酷いか	Today's cat. This is a brutal way to counteract people texting while walking.
732	今日の猫  なんで殴ったし	Today's cat  Why did it attack?
2920	今日の猫 男なら拳で語れ  負けそうになってがしゃーんかと思ったら違った   後手(黒)の落ち着きっぷりがよい	Homosexual male of today if does lose   talk , thought it was a good idea to have a different backward (black) schan.
4465	今日の猫(迫真)  殺す勢いでペロンペロンとか   おれなら死ぬ	Today's cat (true) licking and so on with the momentum to kill. I will die.
2445	今日の猫  その間はなんなんだｗｗｗ	Today's cat  What's with that between lol lol lol
4427	今日のマミ色さん😷🎀	Today's Mami Tomoe 😷🎀.
1830	今日は英検なんですねぇ・・・	The English Proficiency Test is today...
3262	今日、ぼくが見た夢 : 俺は、通販サイトで食用の虎を1週間くらい買った。虎といっても、子供の虎で大きさは子猫くらいだった。虎は全て生きた状態で届き、食べるためには虎を屠殺するところから始めなければならなかった。マニュアル通り、虎の頭をタオルで包み、壁に何度も打ち付け殺す。子供とはいえ、獰猛な虎だ。俺は必死になって壁に打ち付けた。そして、殺したあと、そのまま虎を食べた。鶏肉のような味と、ぷりぷり、コリコリした独特の食感が美味しかった。  ゆう君の文章って心に響くわ	This is the dream that I had. I bought tigers to eat for about a week. Even though I say tiger, they were more like tiger cubs. They arrived alive and I needed to kill them first. I followed the instructions of the manual and wrapped a towel around their head. I then hit them against the wall several times killing them. They were very ferocious even though they were cubs. After I hit them against the wall rather aggressively, I ate them. They tasted like chicken and had a rather unique crispy taste. It was delicious. My heart vibrates when reading Yuu’s paragraph.
1314	今日、ぼくが見た夢 : 俺は、通販サイトで食用の虎を1週間くらい買った。虎といっても、子供の虎で大きさは子猫くらいだった。虎は全て生きた状態で届き、食べるためには虎を屠殺するところから始めなければならなかった。マニュアル通り、虎の頭をタオルで包み、壁に何度も打ち付け殺す。子供とはいえ、獰猛な虎だ。俺は必死になって壁に打ち付けた。そして、殺したあと、そのまま虎を食べた。鶏肉のような味と、ぷりぷり、コリコリした独特の食感が美味しかった。  この有り余ったエネルギーで、、  えへえへ、、	I had a dream today: I bought an tiger for eating at an internet site, for about a week.  Although it was described as a tiger, it was just a baby, about the size of a kitten. The tiger was delivered alive, so I thought I had better slaughter it.  I looked at the manual and it told me to wrap the tiger's head in a towel and bash it against a wall several times to kill it. It was fierce for a baby.  I desperately kept bashing it against the wall.  When I had killed it, I ate it just as it was.  It was delicious; tender and crunchy, like chicken flesh.  Surplus energy.
1988	今日のラーメン  お買い得	Today's ramen was a good deal.
4328	今日の赤毛  よい	Today's redhead   Good
1334	今日のお酒  MP回復しちゃう	Today's sake  It'll recover my MP
1625	今日のお酒	Today's drink.
997	ちょっと今日の雪、あかんやつや、、  ロリ社員いるの……？	Today's snow, useless thing... are there any loli employees......?
4137	今日も面接を受けてきました。その場で落ちました。 いや、書類でわかるだろっていうか知財の業務経験必須って書いてなかったやん、だから応募したのに。仏用なら、最低でも書類で落とせよ。わざわざ忙しい仕事休んで面接きたんだぞ。というローを中退した僕の願望とかその上で今までプログラマしか経験のない経歴とか色々でした。  1日n人と面接するというノルマでもあるんかな	I had an interview today too. I failed it right at the spot. Nah, I mean wasn't it obvious by looking at my papers? "IP business experience required" wasn't written in the ad, that's why I applied. If you have any mercy, reject me by my application. I took a day out of my busy work schedule just to go to this interview. Or should I say, it's the desperation of someone like me who left school, and only has work experience as a programmer, and such. Is it that they have a norm of interviewing a certain number of people every day?
4140	今日も面接を受けてきました。その場で落ちました。 いや、書類でわかるだろっていうか知財の業務経験必須って書いてなかったやん、だから応募したのに。仏用なら、最低でも書類で落とせよ。わざわざ忙しい仕事休んで面接きたんだぞ。というローを中退した僕の願望とかその上で今までプログラマしか経験のない経歴とか色々でした。  採用担当ってなんか、可愛そうだよね  だって社内の爪は	I had an interview today too, i failed on spot. It didn't say i needed work experience, and thats why i applied. They shouldn't have called me for an interview if i needed experience, i am busy and tooka day off for this interview
542	今日のご飯は麻婆豆腐でした  マードーボーフ!	Today's meal was mapo tofu  mado bofu
1055	今日のご飯は麻婆豆腐でした  豆板醤だけあればまあ十分だけどなあ   豆板醤は色々使えるし	Today's dinner was Mapo tofu.  Even just chili bean sauce would be okay, but there's so many different types to use.
3974	今日の魚ごはん  鮭好きそう	Today's fish meal  It seems I like salmon
2140	今って、ひと昔のオタクっぽい人ってどこに行けばいいの？	Now, where can people who are like otaku from just a bit ago go?
3324	今時PayPalいる？	Do we even need PayPal anymore?
314	今の時代ならマイクラだろ	I guess nowadays that would probably be Minecraft.
1752	今時のゲームやらないから何もかも新鮮	Suddenly Gurasan in a blonde mohawk makes a foul.
3241	今更だがコインチェック事件のことを調べてて、流出犯らしき人がredditに垢持っててサブミ立ててるのを知った	It is a little late to mention this but I looked into the coin check incident.
3409	今更チケット取れないよー	I can't take the ticket now.
1364	今更『あの土地はクズ土地』って喚いているネトウヨは音大の事完全に忘れてるなｗ	The right wingers who are clamoring that "that piece of land is garbage" must have forgotten all about the thing with the college of music haha.
940	今更気付いたけどユーザーページのスヌーアイコン可愛すぎ	I noticed it just now, but the Snoo icon on the user page is so cute.
1528	今更聞けない「ビットコイン」	Things that are too late to ask about 「Bitcoin」 8 idols will guide you to becoming a 「multimillionaire」!
3759	今月は13万、来月は30万	This month is 130,000, next month is 300,000.
2182	今月でアラサーの仲間入り	To those of you joining the "around 30 years old" club this month.
3780	今朝みた夢:	My dream from this morning: I was frantically looking for something called a pachor.
1100	今期は少女終末旅行見てれば良い感ある	It would feel good to read this issue of 'Girls' Last Tour'   I really want to.
3200	今はまともになったらしいし(未確認)今から買うには良いかもね	It seems like it has been fixed now (I haven't confirmed this myself), so maybe it is okay to buy now.
4116	今は正気に戻ったからおうちが最高	Now that I'm sane again, it's really great at home.
3149	今のけもフレも気に入ってるけど、例の騒動があって若干冷めたんよな	I do like the current flair, but after that incident things have cooled down quite a bit.
1156	今２点くらいしか取ってないよね	He only scored two points.
1922	今は糖質0の日本酒なんてものがあるんだな	Apparently, they even have sake out now that has 0% glucose levels.
763	それだけ今は絵師が多いってことでしょ	This just means there are a lot of artists there.
145	今が買いだ急げ	Buy it now, hurry.
1261	今はプラで軽くて安いし、修理代でちゃんと使える安物が買える、	Now it is plastic, light, and cheap, and for what it costs to repair you can just buy a new cheap one.
411	今週のたわわ  まずそう	Fruits of this week's labor  Looks unappetizing
1910	今週のたわわ	Sexy pic of the week.
2603	今週もなんだかわけんからんうちにおわった	This week has finished without making any sense  Nooo!
4453	今週のたわわ  キメセク	This week's drooping kimeseku
470	今週のたわわ	This week’s saw.
1284	今週のたわわ	This week's Tawawa.
402	今週のたわわ  乳輪はヤカンの蓋サイズ	This week's sexy pic: her aureolas are the size of the lid on a tea kettle
203	今週前半は強烈な寒気が流れ込み、冬の嵐になるでしょう。日本海側は猛吹雪や大雪の恐れ。交通障害に警戒。太平洋側も厳しい寒さになるでしょう。  ハクキンカイロを装備したから今年は冷えておなか痛くなることはない、尚臭い	The first half of this week will be extremely cold, and there will likely be winter storms. The area near the Sea of Japan may get blizzards and heavy snow. Be cautious of poor travel conditions. The area near the Pacific Ocean will likely experience extreme cold as well. I have my Hakukin pocket heater ready, so even if it's cold this year it shouldn't be too painful, also it smells.
306	今週のたわわ  ・そういう効果のある甘酒説   ・巫女さんは甘酒で酔っぱらう説  上だけだと効果強すぎ？	This weeks drooping・The  amazake theory that has that effect ・The theory that shrine maidens get drunk off of amazake. If it's just the above, does that mean the affects are too strong?
1403	今週までに動くとこまでやってテストしろって頼まれちゃった・・・	I've been ordered to get the program working this week and test it...payment made in the form of dividends in a proprietary crypto we developed.
974	今週のたわわ  実っておる	Productivity for this week  It's fruitful
3986	今週のたわわ  マミマミを感じる  強く感じる	? I feel Mami mami, I feel it stronly.
165	今週のたわわ  攻めてるなぁ	Tawawa is attacking this week.
4007	今週末はフィリピンとの国際交流です  フィリピン人です  フィリピンの季節は夏と梅雨しかなく、 春とか秋とか冬とかそいう格好いいのがないんだから、  結局練習する場面がないので  冬オリンピックに出場したくても無理だｗ	This weekend I have a Filipino international exchanges meeting with the Philippines. I am Filipino. The season of the Philippines has only summer and rainy season, there is no such cool season as spring, autumn and winter, so after all we do not have a scene to practice, ene though I want to participate in the winter Olympic Games. It is impossible w
3677	今週末も数学の勉強でつぶしてしまった	All I did this weekend was study math.
937	今週のたわわ  準備万端整っている…   思えば卒業式から一年弱経つのか	I'm well prepared for this week.  Is it really just over a year from my graduation ceremony?
4340	これで今週も頑張れる	This way I can work hard this week.
1351	今のﾏﾏﾝ達が「ママは小学四年生」	Today's maman is like, 'mum is a 4th year primary school kid'.
2771	今わたしの部屋3℃なんだけどguysの部屋の室温どれくらいよ～。yo yo  だいたい3℃が下限みたいだね	Right now my room is 3 degrees celcius, but how about you guys~?  yo yo, 3 degrees celcius seems to be about the lower limit
1602	今も金融は緩めて財政は締めるという変なやり方をしている	Even now they are proceeding oddly by loosening financing to loosen the financial situation.
4307	今闇民泊とか違法民泊どうでもよくない？	Who cares about shady residents or illegal residents now?
1260	今頃ナンパされて…	Right about now being hit on...
1201	今風になったな	It's been modernized.
1387	それを介護するサザエ	Naminorhira has dementia and Fune is bedridden with cancer.
1676	介護の外国人技能実習、申請ゼロ  誰が介護するの？どうすんだよカス島！	Application's from foreign practitioners of nurses is zero. Who the hell is care giving? What are you going to do, you worthless island!
2710	介護に対する最終的な解決は電脳化である  義体化と電脳化のちがいがあんまりわからない   とりあえずおばあちゃんが強くなったらいいのかな   でもおばあちゃんがつよくなったら   ぼくたち殴り殺されちゃうよ   ぼけたおばあちゃんがマッチョな義体で   みんなを殺してまわるんだ   わーこわい	The ultimate solution to caring for the elderly is computerizing the brain. I don't really understand the difference between becoming a cyborg and having a computer brain. Old ladies just need to become stronger. But if old ladies become strong we're going to get beaten to death. Super strong cyborg grandmas are going to go around killing everyone. How scary.
2327	介護やるなら看護師資格取るのがおすすめ	If you are going to be a caregiver then I recommend you get your RN license.
2327	介護職のブラック環境…24時間365日の個別対応で月収20万円、セクハラは日常茶飯事	The bad environment around nursing care... 24 hour 365 day individual care for a monthly income of 200,000 yen, sexual harassment an everyday occurrence.
1014	介護職のブラック環境…24時間365日の個別対応で月収20万円、セクハラは日常茶飯事  これ難しい...担当する人数の多さと、手当てや有休などの福利厚生部分は改善してあげて欲しい  けど給料水準としては米国も同じなんだよねぇ  あと風呂は1週間に１度ぐらいにすれば良いと思う。介護する側の負が大きすぎるし、 そもそも高齢者なんてそんなに頻繁に入浴する必要ないし	The dark environment of caregiving... Providing individual attention 24 hours a day 365 days a year for 200,000 yen per month, sexual harassment is a daily occurrence. This is tough... I wish they would make some welfare system changes addressing the number of people in charge, the care, the paid time off, etc. But as for the wages the base level is about the same in the US. Also, I think it'd be good to do one bath per week. It is too much of a burden on the caregivers, and for elderly people there is no real need for them to bathe all that often.
515	仏女優ドヌーブさん過度なセクハラ告発非難「魔女狩りだ」「口説く自由は認められるべきだ」「誰かの膝に触ったり、一方的にキスをしようとしたりしただけで職を失い、即刻罰せられている」と指摘し、男性が不当に名誉を傷つけられていると擁護した	French Actress Deneuve Criticizes Excessive Sexual Harassment Accusations: 'It's a Witch Hunt', 'We Must Recognize the Freedom to Seduce'.
3257	仏女優ドヌーブさん過度なセクハラ告発非難「魔女狩りだ」「口説く自由は認められるべきだ」「誰かの膝に触ったり、一方的にキスをしようとしたりしただけで職を失い、即刻罰せられている」と指摘し、男性が不当に名誉を傷つけられていると擁護した  でもいたら問題だよね	French actress Deneuve is criticizing excessive sexual harassment indictments. She commented, “it is a witch hunt,” “freedom of speech should be recognized,” “people are being instantly punished and losing their jobs for touching someone’s lap and trying to kiss him/her.” She defended men by saying they are losing their honor unfairly. However, those kind of men are a problem.
3693	仏女優ドヌーブさん過度なセクハラ告発非難「魔女狩りだ」「口説く自由は認められるべきだ」「誰かの膝に触ったり、一方的にキスをしようとしたりしただけで職を失い、即刻罰せられている」と指摘し、男性が不当に名誉を傷つけられていると擁護した  お腹が硬いか柔らかいかは触ってみるまではわからない(ぺたり)	French actress Ms. Deneuve denounces excessive sexual harassment allegations, declaring it a "witch hunt" and that "men should be free to hit on women." She pointed out that "men have been punished summarily, forced out of their jobs when all they did was touch someone's knee or try to steal a kiss," and for this, men's reputations have been unfairly damaged. You can't tell if a stomach is hard or soft until you touch it (pets).
1028	【ガチ】チベット仏教の最終奥義「虹の身体」がヤバイ！ 爪と髪を残して肉体消失、虹になる… 報告例多数で米研究機関も調査！  七夕の国かよ	Serious: The 'rainbow body', Tibetan Buddhism's final mystery, is wicked! Bodies become rainbows, leaving behind nails and hair.  There have been multiple reports.  A US research agency is investigating. \\nTanabata country.
3392	仕事はスプラクゥーンみたいなもんやな  クゥーンクゥーン	This job is like Splakoon  koon, koon
4123	仕事はスプラクゥーンみたいなもんやな  じゃあ、ようじょとあそぶ	work is like splatoon, i will play soon
3639	仕事してるときのほうが余計なことを考えなくていい分、気が休まる感あるよね	As much as it's good not to think of other things when working, it comes with a sense of ease.
3301	仕事の合間に“正しく休む”方法	Learn “proper resting techniques” during work.
4043	仕事嫌なあまり散財したくなってるぼくを止めるスレ	I hate working hard and I want to splurge...
3425	仕事嫌なあまり散財したくなってるぼくを止めるスレ	This is a thread to stop me, who has been wanting to waste money because I hate work so much.
1784	仕事嫌なあまり散財したくなってるぼくを止めるスレ  お金使うと楽しいから使おう	I hate working and want to splurge too much; stop me! Thread. Spend money because it is fun
512	クソ仕事をやめた後の平日の寝心地	Sleeping peacefully today after giving up on all the crap things that were happening to me.
1687	クソ仕事をやめた後の平日の寝心地  いいなー	Sleeping snugly on a weekend after quitting your shit job is great.
2340	仕事に支障も	Also a hindrance at work.
3861	仕事、納めました  多分他サイトでも販売してて、そっちで売れちったって事だろうけど  更新してよねって思いますね	I got paid, perhaps they sold it on other websites. I guess it was sold out there, but I guess they should I update it
1356	仕事終わってないのにGet Freedomする人いるでしょ  いいやん	The job isn't over, but there are people who Get Freedom  How nice
41	ぼく「はあああああ！！！仕事行きたくない…憂鬱すぎて今日も昼寝をしてしまった…」LLLくん「GET FREEDOMしろよ」ぼく「LLLくん！？」  杏ちゃんいじめたらDVられたなうだよ……	I yelled, “Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!  I don’t want to go to work.... I am too depressed and I took a noon nap...” LLL says, “Let’s play Get Freedom.” I reply, “LLL?!” If you bully Anzu, you will get domestic violence in return.
2210	仕事は順調、趣味も充実、素敵な伴侶を得て幸せな家庭を築いているLLLer	My job is going well, I have fulfilling interests, a great partner, and I am building a happy family.
982	仕事は順調、趣味も充実、素敵な伴侶を得て幸せな家庭を築いているLLLer  あ、おれです	My job is going well, my hobbies are fulfilling, I'm building a happy family with a wonderful companion LLLer.
4013	仕方ない・やらせだ…中傷電話、ヘリ窓落下の小学校にも  反基地運動は本土から左翼が大量にきていて地元の人たちは迷惑している   と言いながら本土と関係ない小学校に誹謗中傷   サンフランシスコ市議会への抗議といい自分の頭で考えることができないんだろうな	It can not be helped · · · It is incomprehensible ... slander telephone, falling window slippery into an elementary school, slander in elementary school irrelevant to mainland while saying that leftovers are coming from mainland and locals are annoying local people. I do not think they can protest with the city council and think with their own head as of the San Francisco.
983	「これはオナニーしても仕方ない」ってギリギリ許されるアニメの女子中学生  ギリギリ許されるはむずい  余裕で許されるならいっぱいいそう	"Nothing can be done about this being used for masturbation." Female middle school student from a just barely allowed anime. Being just barely allowed is difficult. It seems like a ton are allowed by a wide margin.
4467	ギターファック  仕込だったのか  だがそうだとしても、危ない玩具だな	It was a guitar fuck training. But even so, it's a dangerous toy
587	仕込む食材も減って客も選んだものが食えて幸せだろ	The amount of ingredients also decreases and the customer is able to choose easily and enjoy a happy meal.
297	他人に迷惑かける行為でなければ誰がなにに興じようと勝手だと思うんだが文句言う人は違うんだろうな	I think that if it wasn't something that annoys other people then they would do whatever they want to entertain themselves, but people who complain are different.
4329	その他の体液？	Other bodily fluids?
1871	他の文書の有無も明言せず	This neither confirms nor denies the presence of other documents.
1224	他はしっと案件	Anything else is just jealousy.
562	他の銘柄も追従して値上げすると予想	Other brands will follow along and likely go up as well.
1599	それとか他のみる限りまだ法案の承認じゃなくて提案されてるってだけっぽいね	It seems like these kinds of things aren't recognized as law, they're still in the proposal stage.
1426	「付き合う前に、寝てしまえ」杉本彩が、こう提案する深い理由	The deep implications behind why Aya Sugimoto says you should "have sex before dating someone."
2311	「付き合う前に、寝てしまえ」杉本彩が、こう提案する深い理由  いうのは別に構わんが避妊にも触れような	"Before dating someone, sleep with them." The profound reason that Sugimoto Aya gives this suggestion. I don't really have an issue with her saying that, but she should touch on contraception as well.
3296	付き合いの浅い役人や取り巻きはどうでもいいが	\\n\\nSagawa probably doesn’t want to embarrass people close to him (Akie and Koutarou).
4256	キスマークの付け方	How to give a love bite.
1660	ナンパの付き添い、イベントのサクラ、風俗嬢からの依頼も	Be your wingman when hitting on girls, applaud for you at an event, and even sex industry requests.
511	はたらくクルマの代名詞、トヨタ「ハイエース」50年の歴史を振り返る  やっぱり高いね   これさ、年収400万の人が一括で買うやん   すぐに事故って廃車になったらメンタル耐えられるの？	The working car’s pronoun, Toyota “Hiace”. Looking back on a 50 year history. It is expensive isn’t it. This is what people who earn ¥4,000,000 a year buy up front. Would you be able to mentally bear it if you immediately got into an accident and it got scrapped?
3554	ベビーシッター代 月28万円上限に補助へ 東京都 | NHKニュース  コドモ、セワシマスヨ、２８マンエン、ゲンキン	Financial support for the babysitter fee which is over 280,000 yen each month.\\n\\nTokyo|NHK news  Docomo, I will take care of you, 280,000 yen, cash
2690	あなたの代で腐った日本人の汚物のような害虫精神を断ち切ってください	Please remove the filth of your rotten generation from Japan as you would a harmful insect.
2229	これ以上ないぐらいの〇んこ	A p*nis like no other.
1654	以前にも貧困層を取り上げた記事で、あえて自民党に投票している人がいたから、この人もかと思ったわけよ	Before there was another article that referenced the poor class, and if a person voted for the Liberal Democratic Party, it was like I thought, "Oh, them too".
647	ゲーム以外の部分でいろいろと話題だったクロバラノワルキューレ 春発売  IFゲーはねぷねぷ以外買わないとフェアリーフェンサーやって心に誓った	Trending for reasons outside the game, the game Dark Rose Valkyrie will release in spring. For Idea Factory games, after playing Fairy Fencer I vowed that I wouldn't buy another except for NepNep.
3218	フジテレビ、「ノイタミナ」以来14年ぶりに大型深夜アニメ枠「＋Ultra」を立ち上げ	On Fuji TV, "Noitamina" starts large scale anime block "+ Ultra" for the first time in 14 years.
4004	フジテレビ、「ノイタミナ」以来14年ぶりに大型深夜アニメ枠「＋Ultra」を立ち上げ “破格な製作費”で世界に通ずる作品を目指す  世界ねえ      rwby並の支持が得られる位には   色々努めてほしい   （オウムが生きてた頃に限るけど）	Fuji TV, 14 years after launching the late night animation block "noitamina", begins "+ Ultra". We aim for works with "extraordinary production cost" that will reach the world  The world, huh  I want to see the kind of effort it takes to reach the same level of support as rwby (at least during the time the Oum was alive)
3314	仮想通貨は「一般的にならない」と考える人が8割以上 「理解していない」人が5割以上  しょーもないギャンブルよりBTCFXやれば楽しいのにね   レバ100倍で丁半博打やれば数日で20倍とかザラよ。俺はそれで50万損した	Over 80% of people think cryptocurrency "will not become mainstream". Over 50% "do not understand it". BTCFX is much more fun than some stupid gambling. If you gamble with 100:1 leverage, than in a few days you can easily make more than 20 times what you started out with. I lost 500,000 with that method.
166	仮想通貨が下落、日本の取引所が出金を停止－ビットコイン４％安  暴落する時は回転させて枚数増やせるからええわ	Prices of virtual currency plummet, Japanese exchange market suspends withdrawals. Bitcoin down 4%. It's fine just sell when it's crashing and then buy back more later.
3334	仮想通貨がどうして値上がりするのかわからない	I don't understand how the value of cryptocurrency goes up.
329	わし仮想通貨の値下がりにドン引き  このまま以前の数万円の価値まで下がったら  散々仮想通貨煽ってたイケハヤ達は真っ青だろうなぁ	I'm shocked at the fall of virtual currency.  If it keeps going and falls to the previous amount of a a couple 10,000 yen, I'm sure イケハヤ and others who promoted the idea would be ghastly pale...
1481	わし仮想通貨の値下がりにドン引き  なんか日本市場だけ無事に戻していっててワロタ  暴落はもう少し先か	I laughed at the idea that only the Japanese market can safely return from something like that falling prices of cryptocurrency. The crash will happen soon.
3670	仮想通貨取引所 新規審査厳しく 金融庁検討、利用者保護徹底へ  海外の取引所でおすすめってありますか？   なんかこの国腐った豆の臭いするんで	Cryptocurrency exchanges' new screening gets stricter. The Financial Servicese Agency conducts an investigation, thorough protection of users. Do you have any recommendations for overseas exchanges? This country smells of rotten beans.
3357	仮想通貨取引所の気持ち悪さを端的に表す図  これは分足という意味だと思われる。棒グラフの刻み幅が一分単位になってる	A diagram showing the bad feelings of the cryptocurrency exchange. It seems to mean one minute. The bar graph is in units of one minute.
2363	イタリアの仮想通貨取引所、約211億円相当の「Nano」を不正流出	Italian cryptocurrency stock exchange, improper flow of approximately 21.1 billion yen of "Nano".
2684	「仮想通貨のマイニングをすぐに始められるPC」がドスパラで販売中PC組み立てやマイニングの初期設定までを代行、納期は1ヶ月	"PCs ready for mining cryptocurrency" sold on dospara are being built and having the initial mining setup done, expected delivery in one month.
1627	仮想通貨採掘の流行でGPU入手性が低下、SETIの観測データ分析システム増強に影響	Due to cryptocurrency mining GPU acquisition drops, has impact on data analysis for SETI observational data.
1965	仮想通貨ビットコネクト死亡	The virtual currency Bitconnect has died.
3040	仮想通貨流出の件で出川哲郎の名前がブルームバーグに取り上げられる  ブルームバーグ「今回の件で何か一言」  出川「メニメニマネー、ノーモア、ハッカーがマネーリバーじゃあじゃあ(流出を表す流れる音)。ビッグトラブルオッケー？分かる？」	Degawa Tetsuro's name raised by Bloomberg regarding issue with the flow of cryptocurrency. Bloomberg "Your comment on this issue". Degawa "Money, money, money, no more, hacker is money river bubble bubble (sound of something flowing). Big trouble, okay? Do you understand?"
3099	仮想通貨相場の高騰でゲーマーはグラフィックボード入手がますます困難に	It's been increasingly hard for gamers to get their hands on graphic boards due to the sudden price jump in the virtual currency market.
4101	仮想通貨７社を行政処分、うち２社は業務停止 金融庁  仮想通貨7社って変だろ	Seven virtual currency companies receive administrative penalties, of two receive a business suspension.  seven virtual currency companies is weird
1528	仮想通貨とかいうオワコン・・・とでも言うと思ったか？	I made 100 thousand into 400 thousand today.
1791	仮想通貨の計算を税金計算をしたけどクソめんどくさい	I am calculating my taxes from the virtual currency that I own but it is so troublesome.
1434	ゴールドマン、仮想通貨のトレーディングデスク設置へ－関係者	Goldman Sachs representative says they plan to install cryptocurrency trading desk.
1970	仲里依紗（人妻）のブラジャー  謎チョイス	Riisa Naka (a married woman)'s unusual choice of brassiere.
425	件名「今日うんちした？（笑）」本文「ちなみに大きかった？？」  大きかったです	Subject "Did you poop today? (lol)" body "Anyway, was it big??"  It was big
168	任天堂が対コロプラ特許侵害訴訟で使った特許番号が明らかになったので中身を解説しますーまたコナミの壁カメラみたいなやつがあるぞしかも最強法務任天堂  どれもこれもすごく重要な特許だと思う   これを任天堂以外が使ったら訴えるなんてことしてたら異常   訴えずに使わせてたのは当然だろう	The patent numbers that Nintendo is suing Colopl over for patient infringement has come to light. I'll explain them the best I can. Also, they have a thing that is like Konami's wall camera and moreover, Nintendo's legal department is the strongest. I think all of these are extremely important patents. I think it would be strange if anyone other than Nintendo used them and sued. It's only a matter of course to let them use it without suing.
1734	任天堂、コロプラを提訴 特許侵害で「白猫プロジェクト」差し止め求める  オオオ  イイイ	Nintendo, injunction sought for "White Cat Project" due to COLOPL patent infringement litigation wow!
29	ハッシュタグ「#任天堂を許すな」がトレンド入り！訴訟問題がなぜか“大喜利”に─新作、リメイクを切望する声多数	The hashtag #don't forgive Nintendo has started a trend!
4382	ボール任せ 風任せ ゴルフは「見て楽しむスポーツ」になるのか：日本経済新聞  道具やトレーニング環境の進化で、プロ選手の記録が青天井になっても、裾野の競技人口が減る理由にはならないよな   凄ければ凄い程、競技してるからこそ凄さが分かるわけだし   　   ただ、ゴルフの場合はプロの飛距離に合わせてコースを設計すると一般のプレーヤーにとっては『スコアの出せないコース』になってしまうので   その点において不利だけど、どのみちハンデ付けて下駄履かせてるんだしクソどうでも良い、ってかハンデって変なしきたりだよな	Leave it up to the wind. Leave it up to the ball. Will golf become a "sport that you enjoy by watching"?: Nihon Keizai Shinbun. Due to advancements in equipment and training, even if professional records skyrocket, there is no reason for the number of players competing in the Suso competition to decline. The better you are, it's only because of competing that you can know your actual level. But golf courses are planned by taking into account driving distances of professionals so for normal players they become "courses you can't get a good score on", and while that is a negative, at any rate there are handicaps so it doesn't really make a difference. But handicaps are an odd convention, aren't they?
2941	企業体質まで電通化してるのほんときらい	I hate the fact that by poisoning Internet advertising, Dentsu has managed to influence corporate culture as well.
4463	「ブラック企業大賞	"Black company corporate grand prize 2017" is determined as "moving company of Ali's mark."
1695	「スパコン」ベンチャー企業幹部が助成金不正受け取りの疑い | NHKニュース  日本死ね こんな国潰れてしまえ	"Super computer" venture business upper echelon under suspicion of improper receipt of subsidies | NHK News. Die Japan. Make this country collapse.
48	伊方原発運転差し止め＝「火砕流、到達の可能性」－３号機仮処分・広島高裁  阿蘇と伊方原発の距離でダメなら九州の原発は全部停止だな。	Suspension of the Ikata Nuclear Power Plant means there's a possibility that pyroclastic flow could reach it. Temporary injunction to shut down unit 3 by the Hiroshima High Court. If Ikata Power Plant is too close to Aso, then all of Kyushu's plants are going to be suspended.
3674	伊ビットグレイルで約200億円分のナノ(XRB) 不正流出 持ち逃げ疑う声も  わあ、仮想通貨は夢がいっぱいだあ(棒読み)。  現実の通貨では確かに真似できんね、発行量の一割盗むとか。	Italy's Bitgrail loses around 20 billion yen's worth of Nano (XRB). Some suspect company absconding with the funds. Wow, cryptocurrency is the stuff of your dreams (monotone). Stealing ten percent of the issued currency wouldn't be possible with real currency.
3708	伊賀：市職員、個人情報６４８人分渡す	Iga: City official leaks personal information of 648 people.
4212	伊賀流忍者萌えキャラ「伊賀嵐マイ」のアニメ化が決定 イベント開催に向けクラウドファンディングで支援を募集  テイルズオブファンタジアの『すず』じゃ駄目なんか？毬栗流だし   佐賀県みたいにはっちゃけたことやらんと流行らんぞ	The lovely Igaryu Ninja character "Igarashima Mai" has been decided to enter the event opening towards support of the crowd funding. Tales of Phantasia's "Suzu" is useless?  You can't get rid of the Hawaiian flow  unlike the Saga prefecture.
1761	休むときは休むぜ	What should we do!!
1587	休出、一人休んでぼくしかおらんねん	Working on a day off, someone called in sick and I'm here by myself.
961	みんなで休んでたらインフラ動かんで	If everyone is on holiday, the country will grind to a standstill.
3008	きょうから休場	Not appearing from today on.
3008	休場は４場所連続５回目	Fifth absence, and fourth in a row.
839	休みは多めだけどやる気が起きなくてゲームを起動してない	I have a lot of time off, but I have no motivation so I don't start up games.
2553	休日にスーパーに行くと自分と同じぐらいの年齢の人はみんな嫁と子供連れて買い物してる	When I go to the supermarket on holiday, everyone of the same age as myself is shopping with a daughter and wife.
1830	会場が学校ならそこの先生	If it was held at school, it'd be with that teacher.
3432	うちの会社は大手だが社内通達でこれに該当する人は更新禁止令でたわ。	Our company is a major company, but there was an internal transmission that people who fit in this category cannot renew their contracts.
257	会社どころか大麻さんもあるで	Using Marijuana may be another problem besides the company.
2058	パワハラで会社やめる（やめさせられる）時に、会社から一生分の給料取れるような法案でも通らん限りキツイと思うわ	It's an absolutely brutal environment unless the government passes a bill that allows you to demand the company that they pay you a lifetime worth salary when you quit (rather forced to quit) because of the power harassment.
3361	ゲーム会社から独立してインディーズゲームに参入したある開発者の教訓  そういうマーケティング考えずにリリースできるのが強みと思うが   どこで当たるかわからない。小国でブームになったりするし   自衛は固定費極限まで切り詰めることだな	Lessons from a game developer who went from a company to indie games  I think it's a strength of indie games to be able to release without thinking so much about marketing  You don't know where it will be a hit. It could become a boom in a small country, or something like that.  It's self defense to cut fixed costs down to the limit
3506	会社のデスクで育てようと観葉植物買ってきた  やだこわい	I bought a Foliage plant to raise on the desk at the company. I don’t like it. It is scary.
2782	会社のデスクで育てようと観葉植物買ってきた  こんな意識高そうなPCでLLL見ると   何らかの化学変化による爆発の危険がありそう	I bought a decorative plant to raise on my desk at the company  The consciousness seems to be high, when I look at LLL on my PC  there seems to be a danger of explosion due to a chemical change
104	会計627円に対して1132円出すのは異端者なのか？	If your total is 627 yen, aren't you a heretic for trying to pay with 1132 yen?
584	会計627円に対して1132円出すのは異端者なのか？  端数から小銭を出していくと財布が薄くて済む   この場合、２円→５円→２０円の順に探す	For a bill of 627 yen, would you consider someone who pays 1132 yen a nonconformist?  If you use up your change for the odd amounts your wallet ends up lighter  In this case,  I start looking in this order :  2 yen →5 yen →20 yen
2476	会計627円に対して1132円出すのは異端者なのか？  お釣りが505円とか勝利感ありすぎだろ、カウント3はいったわ、これ。  ってやってるけど、なんか問題でも？（威圧	Is it that barbaric to pay 1,132 yen for a purchase costing 627 yen?  There's a sense of victory in receiving 505 yen in return, 3 counts of victory came so far for this.  I'm doing this, but do you have a problem? (coercion
2525	会計検査院何の！安倍首相ガンコにモリカケ謝罪拒否	What Board of Audit!
4272	シーーーーンとしてるより会話がしやすい	It's easier to have a conversation like that than when it's dead quiet.
2371	あくまで会費未払いなのか	In the end is it about the membership fee?
2394	会釈できればそれでもいいやないか	I'm not sure if nodding was okay or not.
2700	パレスチナに伝える	Conveys to Palestine.
2263	ローカルすぎて伝わらない交通安全の標語  一行目はわからんなー	The slogan on the traffic safety is too local; I don't understand the first line.
1010	伝統！」	'Mailing a handwritten new years greeting card is great!
3009	伝統という言葉をどう定義しているのだろう。恐らく日本文化についてほとんどご存じないにもかかわらず知っているような気分をお持ちで、伝統の定義は「私の意見に合うもの」なのだろう。	I wonder how the word "tradition" should be defined.
3009	「伝統」という言い訳	For those who don't know much of anything about Japan's culture but act like they do, the definition of "tradition" is probably "Anything that matches my opinions".
1926	あの伝説のマウス「Microsoft Intellimouse 3.0」が21世紀に蘇る  あのぉ…大玉トラックボール…	The legendary Microsoft Intellimouse 3.0 is reborn for the 21st century. The massive trackball is so...
3538	似たようなこと言って手伝い頼んでたわ	A divorced acquaintance of mine said something similar when he moved so he asked me for help.
1099	ノートとしてはスペック低いけどwinタブとしてはありふれたスペックじゃん	If it's used as a notebook, it has low specs, but the specs increase if it is used as a Win tab.
629	低周波治療器も加えよう	Let's add a low frequency therapy equipment too.
4193	サドルが低いと太股が疲れる	Lower saddle makes fat thigh tired.
3586	住職「極楽の宝樹を仏花で再現してみた」→クリスマスによく見るツリーらしきものが完成 「気のせいです」  クリスマスツリー用のオーナメントと仏花を混ぜてるのかw  金の枝銀の枝は調達できたが、珊瑚とかは難しかったんだな  まあキラキラした樹は何でも似たようになりそうだ	Chief priest "I tried to reproduce the treasure tree of paradise in the French flower" → Christmas well look something like a tree is completed in "is the fault of the gas," whether they mix ornament and Futsuhana for the Christmas tree lol. The branches of gold were able to procure silver branches, but it was difficult for coral etc. Anything that is glittery seems to be similar anything.
4	佐川国税庁長官の怪しい“逃亡生活”	National Tax Agency President Sagawa's "life on the run."
2360	佐川国税庁長官更迭を改めて拒否	National Tax Agency Director Sagawa dismissal once again rejected.
3186	佐川国税庁長官更迭を改めて拒否	National Tax Agency Director Sagawa once again rejects shakeup.
3648	「なんで佐川が国税庁長官なのか」と財務省内で批判噴出…安倍首相「逃げ切れる」と楽観  国会で偽証したのは確実のようだし  これは佐川逝くかな？	"Why is Sagawa the head of the National Tax Agency?" criticism flows from the Ministry of Finance... Prime Minister Abe optimistic about a "getaway". It seems like it's a certainty that false testimony was made to the Diet. Is this the end of Sagawa?
2824	「なんで佐川が国税庁長官なのか」と財務省内で批判噴出…安倍首相「逃げ切れる」と楽観  モリカケについては飽きることなく追える	"Why is Sagawa the director of the National Tax Agency?" Criticism from inside the Ministry of Finance comes forth. Prime Minister Abe optimistically holds on. They're going after モリカケ, showing no signs of losing interest in it.
3738	佐川国税庁長官が辞任の意向	Head of the National Tax Agency Sagawa intends to resign.
603	佐川国税庁長官が辞任の意向 財務省前理財局長  当然辞めるだろうと思って会見を見てたら辞める気なくて呆れたわ  あと会見の冒頭で「文書のユウム(有無)」って誤読してて進歩ねーなと思った	Sagawa intends to resign from the National Tax Agency.  Former director, Ministry of Finance.  I thought I would quit at that time, but when I saw the interview, thoughts  of resigning went out of my head, and I was shocked.\\nAt the start of the interview, I mistook the existence of the document, and thought, is there any progress.
928	佐川国税庁長官が辞任の意向 財務省前理財局長  もう韓国の事笑えなくなるな。ほんま情けねえわ	Mr. Sawaga is intending to resign from the Ministry of Finance as the Director of the National Tax Agency. I really have no sympathy.
938	佐川国税庁長官が辞任の意向 財務省前理財局長  もう領収書破棄しちゃったんだけど～	Sagawa intends to resign as chief of the National Tax Agency. The director of the Ministry of Finance already destroyed the receipt, but...
3734	佐川・国税庁長官の“逃亡生活ホテル”は役人特権で3割引き  マスコミ「佐川は何処だ！探せ！」	Sagawa, National Tax Agency director's "Life on the Run Hotel" offers a 30% discount to government officials. The media "Where is Sagawa!? Search for him!"
2427	佐川国税庁長官の“逃げ恥出世術”	National Tax Agency Director Sagawa's "art of running in shame and getting ahead".
606	佐川国税長官に批判の声やまず	National Tax Commissioner Sagawa receives an endless stream of criticisms.
2536	「佐川氏は一般人になった。招致は難しい」自民・森山氏  ひどすぎワロタ・・・ワロタ・・  そのうち「佐川氏は鬼籍に入った。招致は出来ない」になりそう	"Mr. Saka became an ordinary person. It was hard to summon." Mr. Moriyama from the Liberal Democratic Party is too awful, I laughed... I laughed... And then, "Mr. sakawa has entered the ruling party. He cannot be summoned" seems to be what will happen.
917	佐川氏がそんな文書の書き換えまでして辻褄合わせなきゃいけないような虚偽答弁したのは何のため誰のためですかっていう	Mr Sakagawa had to make these amendments for coherence, but why and for whom did he have to write such false statements.
331	佐川見てるだけに	Sagawa is doing nothing but watching.
1570	佐川がすべてを話す→終了	If Sagawa tells them everything then it's over.
1570	佐川が話さない→自民への世論がさらに冷たくなる	If he doesn't then the public opinion of the LDP well fall.
3296	佐川長官の喚問「協議する」	Chief Sagawa summoning to swiftly change the Liberal Democratic Party is seen as a way to hide Akie.
3883	佐川長官の喚問「協議する」 自民の豹変は“昭恵夫人隠し”  昭恵は野党の追求に耐えられないからと考えてはいそう   それと参考人にしろ証人喚問にしろ国会に呼ばれることは恥ずかしいことで   付き合いの浅い役人や取り巻きはどうでもいいが   身内や近い存在（昭恵、加計孝太郎）に恥をかかせたくないと思ってるんじゃないだろうか   国会で昭恵に言及されると感情的になるあたり身内は相当大事にしていそう	Sagawa 's summons "I will consult" The LDP's hidden "Mr. Shōei hidden" Think that Shogei can not bear the pursuit of the opposition Party, let it be called as a reference person or a witness summoned by the embarrassed being called by the Diet The shallow officials and surroundings are not concerned but I think they do not want to disgrace our neighborhood or nearby existence (Shoge, Kotaro Kakuta) I wonder if it is said that he is becoming emotional when mentioned in Shogi at the National Assembly It seems to take care of
1233	佐川長官らの招致応ぜず＝与党	Director Sagawa and others disregard invitation = ruling party A "Even if we work for the common citizen, wages won't go up."
3943	佐川長官らの招致応ぜず＝与党  このおじさん守られすぎ	No response of Sagawa's secretary's invitation = ruling party This guy is too protected
4014	佐川長官らの招致応ぜず＝与党  本当「お前が国難」だ	No response of Sagawa's boss's invitation  = the ruling party true "You are a national disaster"
917	「佐川長官答弁にあわせて理財局の指示で書き換え」麻生財務相	'Rewritten on direction from the Bureau of Materials in accordance with the responses by Secretary Sakagawa' Finance Minister Aso.
2224	やめられない〆のラーメン、体内の「カビ」が欲しているから？	Is it because you want mold on the inside of ramen〆that you can't give up?
1735	やめられない〆のラーメン、体内の「カビ」が欲しているから？ その改善法  塩分と水分の補給です  ポカリなどでいいです	Those Tsuki noodles that I can't stop eating... Is it because I want "mold" in my body? How to make improvements: Salt and moisture replenishment. Drinks such as Pocari Sweat are good.
4378	体半分がオス、半分がメスのガ	Moth with a body that is half male and half female.
4253	体学歴チンポに堕とされる前フリにしか見えない	I can't see it as anything but an attempt to have a lot of sex.
2499	体の左側はオス、右側メスの蛾…女子高生が発見 : 科学・ＩＴ : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  アシュラ男爵	A moth with a left side of the body that is male, and the right side that is female... discovered by a female high school student : Science・ＩＴ : Yomiuri Shimbun (YOMIURI ONLINE) アシュラ男爵
2798	体操部顧問、女子部員の前髪を抜く 体罰を認め依願退職  「切る」じゃなく「抜く」なのか 掴んで引っ張ったのか？	Gymnastics department advisor pulls out female member's bangs  Recognizes corporal punishment and requests retirement  Is it really "pulling out" and not "cutting"? Did they really grab and pull it?
2971	体罰を受けて育った子どもは発育に遅れが生じる傾向がある	Children raised with corporal punishment tend to have delayed development.
1899	体調わるいからやめとく	I feel bad, so I'm giving up on it.
3944	ほっともっと、体ぽかぽか野菜のあんかけ「中華あんかけごはん」が登場。	Hot Motto  "Baked Chinese Pork Rice" appeared with vegetables soup.
2517	マミさんに何かあったらアリナパイセンレイプしてボコってimる	If something happened to Mami then Alina Paisen gets raped.
1352	マミさんに何かあったらアリナパイセンレイプしてボコってimる  イキり勢と化したゆうくん	If something happens to Mami, rape and beat the shit out of Alina Paisen  Yuu became really excited and energetic
1931	ルザミーネさんが何かやってるぞ	Lusamine is up to something!
1577	何をやってもダメ！	No matter what I do it's never good!
2510	何が？	Seniority is over" What?
3819	モルゲッソヨって、何？	What is Moreugesseoyo?
4483	何このソース	What is this source.
3588	何いってんだこいつ	What on earth is this guy saying?
57	何人にも侵されざる聖なる領域、心の光。犬も分かっているのだろう？ ＡＴフィールドは誰もが持っている心の壁だという事を  めっちゃ慎重	A holy land where people should not tread, Light of the Heart. Do dogs understand as well? An AT field is a wall in the heart that is inside of everybody. Very careful.
1452	何人にも侵されざる聖なる領域、心の光。犬も分かっているのだろう？ ＡＴフィールドは誰もが持っている心の壁だという事を  また新しい言葉覚えた   アブソリュートテラーフィールド(絶対不可侵領域)ていうのね	The hallowed field of light, undisturbed by man. Does the dog sense it, too? AT fields are a barrier within the heart of man. Well, seems I've learned something new today. "Absolute Terror Field," huh?
93	「何人死んだんだ」が示す冷酷	shows cruelty.
1567	何で人間は死めたの  俺は人間を死めるぞジョジョオオオオオオオオオオ	Why did people die? I kill people! Little by littleeeeeeeeee
3480	なら何に使えるんだそのゴミは。	Then what can you use that garbage for
1946	そんなもん何冊も入れたらそら重くなりますわ	What about notebooks and worksheet booklets?
2177	何割の人が避難したんだろう	I wander what percent of people evacuated.
1434	何十倍とか目指さないからBCH利確せずにほっといたら含み益ほとんど消えてて草	I wasn't aiming for tenfold gains or the like, so I didn't cash out to BCH and just let it be, and my unrealized gains mostly disappeared, lol.
1008	何回明らかになってるんだこれ	Just how many times has this been shown?
4045	これ何回ポストすれば気が済むねん	No matter how many times I post this, I cannot get use to it.
1211	それを何回も繰り返してるのか	Will that be repeated over and over?
1138	何だかんだでやればできる子じゃんぼく	I can do it if I tinker about.
1491	もしかして何か情報持ってるかもね	I have more information.
1722	何か惨事が起こった時にﾋｬｯﾊｰの国になる下地はできとると見た方がええかもね	When some sort of disaster occurs, It might be better to see a country with a good basis in enthusiasm.\\n
2831	何故旅行の時に限って降るのか	Why does this kind of stuff only when I'm on vacation?
4487	何故配信者は火を使いたがるのか	Why do distributers want to use fire.
3746	何が望みだ。叶えてやろう  悪魔召喚プログラムくれ	What do you want? I will grant it for you. Give me a program to summon demons.
2877	何段ギアが入ってるか分からん大型・超高速チャリンカーだからな。親ブレーキ(CCの元締め、親玉、保護者による救済)が無ければ落車だろう	If there is no principle brakes (president of CC, parents, guardian's salvation) then it will topple.
2550	何目指してるん	It's what I'm aiming for
2351	何科行って何を言ったら受けられるの？	Where do I go and what do I say to get it?
271	何考えてるのか毎回定時退社日に代休入れるプロジェクトリーダー ぼく(今日定時退社日だし、落ち着いてるし、工数もないから帰るか…今日、午前外注さん来なかったし、来んやろ) 外注さん「お疲れ様でーす。修正に来ました。修正終わるまで作業しますんでよろしくお願いします」 他メンバー(外注さん来たから環境使えないからどっか行こ) 俺(落ち着いてるのに監視のため深夜残業確定やんけ…)  私なら帰る	What are they thinking?  I'm a project leader, and every time I take a day off in lieu on a regular day, the project leader is like, 'today is a regular day off, everything is okay, we don't have the man power, so can you come back, the substitute worker didn't come this morning, so can you come.'  The substitute worker is like 'Thank you for your hard work.  I came and fixed things.  Until things are fixed, someone is pleading and someone else is coming to work.' Other members are like, 'the substitute came and couldn't use the surrounds, so lets go.  Me, 'I'm cool, but I need to do late night overtime in order to make sure everything is managed'.  If it was me, I would return.
4305	いったい何を聞いてたんだこの村人は	What did this villager hear?
3031	何とかの謝罪はただの鳴き声…ってね	This whatever apology is just mindless chirping...
150	何かが頭の上を歩きました  それGって書きに来たのに	Something walked on my head, i came here to write this.
474	何かが頭の上を歩きました	Something's walking on my head.
3169	何したのかわからんニヤケ顔の三枚目だしね	He's like a comedian smirking about not knowing what he did.
2439	何だこの風邪…  マジかよ   咳は全くないんよ鼻にだけ取り付いてる	What's with this cold... are you serious.  I don't have any coughing symptoms, it's just possessing my nose.
4250	「何であんな黒いのが好きなんだ」	"Why do you like those black guys so much?"
3560	“余命1年半の少年からの手紙”―― 『BLEACH』久保帯人、探していたファンレターの差出人が見つかったことを報告  テレビ屋が歯ぎしりしてそう	“A letter from a young boy with a life expectancy of a year and a half.”\\n“BLEACH” Taito Kubo, I am reporting that I found the sender of the fan letter I was searching for.
3501	余所事ではないけど	Although it can't be said that it's none of our business.
3806	余計なものなどないよね〜  三大心の中のASKA  ・余計なものなどないよね〜  ・今からそいつを、これからそいつを、殴りにいこうか〜   ・	There's no such thing as an unnecessary thing~. The three great ASKA in my heart. There's no such thing as an unnecessary thing~. Right now I'm going to, right now I'm going to, go punch that guy~.
620	ピラミッドを作るスレ	A thread to build a pyramid.
3155	ビターテイストも作れ	Make one with a bitter taste too.
8	作りたいものと出来たもの  ちーがーうーだーろー！	Things I want to make and things I was able to make  That's wrooong!
971	スマホアプリ作れば大儲けできるんじゃね？	Is making smartphone apps a big gamble?
1630	作家アトウッドさん、「MeToo」運動に懸念	Writer Atwood expresses concern over "MeToo" movement.
2040	ホラー作家スティーブン・キング初の「絵本」―意外とほのぼの、いや、どうだろう  これ子供さらわれるやつ	Steven King, a horror writer, published his first picture book. It's surprisingly heartwarming..no, wait. I don't know about this. This is actually a story of children getting kidnapped.
154	アンケ作ってるけど  年収  ボーナスの有無と額	Doing a survey. Yearly pay / bonus existence and amount.
1844	アニメ作り支える「制作進行」の労働実態を調査。低賃金と長時間労働の傾向が明らかに  ここまでやって作るのが池沼向けアニメって闇深すぎる	Investigating the "production process" of creating animation  The trend of low wages and long work hours is clear  So far the anime they've created for idiots is completely hopeless
1104	アニメ作り支える「制作進行」の労働実態を調査。低賃金と長時間労働の傾向が明らかに  アニメ業界がヒドいというと必ず「苦しい業界でして」とか擁護記事も出るんだけど   小さな制作会社の上司がボート買った話してたからなぁ   調査するなら給料だけでなく経営実態まで踏み込んでほしいな	Investigate the labor situation of "Progressing Progress" that creates animation. Trends in low wages and long hours obviously I heard that the animation industry is hidden every time I definitely say "it is a painful industry" or advocate articles but someone from a small production company has bought a boat If I investigate I want you to step in management realities as well
1327	もう作曲するしかないね	I guess the only thing I can do is make a song.
3146	ぬーべーの作者だからな	From the author of Nuubee.
4219	アンケ作ってるけど  ぼく記録した  ~~成績を見せてところがある？~~ 日本語難しい	I'm working on a survey, but is there anyone who wants to see what grade ~~I got? ~~ Japanese is difficult
2456	おせち、作りますか買いますか	Do you make New year's food or buy it?
4040	おせち、作りますか買いますか	Osechi, make or buy?
1486	これは作っているんじゃなくて、間をとっている	I'm not making things, I'm using time.
2326	いや、そんな使ってるかな	Hmm, do people really use them like that?
1733	「いしきひくい」を使っている！	I'm using "Ishikihikui"!
3378	なんかエッチなことに使えそう  おチンポ切断してきて	It seems like you can use it for something sexy  Cut off your penis
2684	このケース使うなら台車も買っとけ	If I use this case I should also by a cart.
15	ベッキー ガキ使“タイキック”に感謝「タレントとしてありがたい」  アレも仕事   コレも仕事	I am grateful to the Thai kick that little Becky used. “I appreciate it as someone in the entertainment industry.” That is work and this is work.
791	使い潰してるんだからそうなるわ	Is that because it gets used up?
1096	マックフライに使う物質で毛髪再生に大成功	Using the materials in McDonald french fries to restore hair was a resounding success.
1099	ドンキのストイックなパソコンをどう使うか考えてみる	I've been thinking about how to use the 'donkey stoic' PC.
1099	使い道考えるほどか？	Do you think that makes it suitable to use?
3979	ガキの使い黒塗り問題、AbemaTVがエディーマーフィー本人にコメントを求めていた  言ってるそばから芸能知識でイキるのかキモオタネトウヨ   で、コメント求めたらネタで返されました(スタジオ一同爆笑)やろ   そんなん大方のギャラで食ってない黒人には関係ないですわ	The painting problem of using brat brush, AbemaTV was asking for comment by Eddie Murphy himself saying to continue with entertainment knowledge from buckwheat or on Kimoota netouyo, when I asked for comment, he returned as a story (all the studio laughs) It has nothing to do with the black people not eating by big salary
473	例えば三菱の燃費不正みたいなもん	For example, like the fuel consumption for Mitsubishi being inaccurate.
2690	例えば将棋を教えるなら羽生より藤井君、スケートなら羽生君のように他者に対して汚い言葉を吐かない人間を見て育った方がいい	So if you are teaching shogi it's Fujii over Habu, when it comes to skating you should look at somebody like Hanyu who doesn't use vulgar words towards others and raise your children accordingly.
237	例のクレーンゲーム屋 「帰りたい」という客に「あなたに足りないのは精神力」  沼かな	The crane game shop that was mentioned: Customers that said "I want to go home" were told "what you lack is mental fortitude." I wonder if that's Numa?
4407	例のクレーンゲーム屋 「帰りたい」という客に「あなたに足りないのは精神力」  マジかよバブリーな話よの	At that crane game place. Customer says, "I want to go home." They respond with, "What you lack is willpower." Seriously? What a bubbly conversation.
139	だったら例えば、野球のセ・パじゃないけど白組・紅組みたいな感じに分けて、	Is that okay?
2969	侘しそう	Just miserable.
2969	侘しい。	Miserable.
3011	侘しい…	Miserable...
2702	侘しい。  侘びしい。  　自分には、女の千万言の身の上噺よりも、その一言の呟きのほうに、共感をそそられるに違いないと期待していても、この世の中の女から、ついにいちども自分は、その言葉を聞いた事がないのを、奇怪とも不思議とも感じております。	Dismal. Dismal. I find myself hoping to find a connection in one murmured utterance rather than in a woman talking about herself endlessly. It's mysterious and strange that I've never heard such an utterance from any woman of the world.
182	バターの供給不足回避へ 新年度も１万3000トンの輸入枠  トラを走らせてバターにしよう（残虐	Coping with a shortage of butter: plan to import 13,000 tons next fiscal year. Have the tigers run until they turn into butter (how cruel)
3781	バターの供給不足回避へ 新年度も１万3000トンの輸入枠  酪農家の保護の為に農水省は補助金で、指定団体は生産量を制限して乳価を維持してるじゃん。これやってる以上何も変わらない  生乳の生産量は乳価が下がらないように毎年ギリギリに設定してるから予想外の需要増や供給減が発生したら作り置きができない。作り置きのシーズンは需要がひとめぐりする冬のみだから、足りない場合は輸入しないと作れないんですよ。余りを出したら乳価が下がるから乳牛酪農家が儲からない。けど乳価が維持されているから酪農家の収入は頭打ちで結局離農するから今の状況がある。  どーせバターは輸入品でも品質安定するから別に日本で加工しなくてもいいじゃんって発想になってるんじゃないか	Avoiding a butter shortage. Import ceiling of 13,000 tons for the new year. Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries issues subsidies for protection of dairy farmers, with production being restricted to selected entities to keep the price of milk steady. Doing this nothing will change. Every year the amount of milk produced is set to keep the price of milk just as it is, so if there is an unexpected rise in demand or fall in supply there is no way to make preparations. A season for making preparations is essential and it can only be during winter, so if there isn't enough it can't be produced without being imported. If there's extra then the price of milk will drop so dairy farmers won't make a profit. But the price of milk is kept steady, so the income for dairy farmers is being maxed out, and in the end they'll have no choice but to give up the profession. At any rate, even if butter is imported there are quality protections, so it seems like one thought is maybe it's fine if it isn't produced in Japan.
4128	「ことしはウナギの供給不足に陥ることない」農相  進め一億火の車だ！	"This year we wont have and eel shortage" go forward agriculture!
151	供託金なくせカスが	The scraps left over when the deposit money is gone.
124	依存症になりやすい人の特徴 他人に頼れない人は要注意  それポルノ依存症じゃない？	The Characteristics of People Prone to Addiction: People Who Are Unable to Rely on Others At Risk. Isn't that pornography addiction?
2010	コンピューターゲーム依存症は精神障害	Addiction to computer games is a mental disorder.
4106	コンピューターゲーム依存症は精神障害 ＷＨＯが公式に認定  これが真ゲーム脳だ   処方薬くれ！	WHO classifying video game addiction as a mental disorder, this is the real game brain, give prescription drugs!
1843	ソシャゲ依存で課金に80万円…離婚危機でもやめられない40代男性の嘆き  今スクフェスのイベントで高スコアが出るバグが発生中なんだが  廃課金勢が顔真っ赤にしてて笑う  * バグ使う→もしBAN喰らったら３桁万円つぎ込んだアカウントがパー   * バグ使わない→BANなど気にしない微課金勢にスコアランキングで抜かれちゃう  というバインド状態  運営はバグ修正版はリリースしたけど更新は任意だよという適当さ	800,000 yen in social game charges for game addict... the grief of a man who cannot stop playing even in a divorce crisis. Now in the School Face event there is a computer bug that gives high scores and makes large obsolete charges while laughing and making a bright red face. The bound situation is that * Bug is used → if BAN is received it is common for an account that has spent hundreds of thousands of yen  * Bug is not used → BAN and things like minor charges will be pulled out by the score ranking. Management has released an update fixing the bug but updating is optional
3185	ソシャゲ依存で課金に80万円…離婚危機でもやめられない40代男性の嘆き  今スクフェスのイベントで高スコアが出るバグが発生中なんだが  廃課金勢が顔真っ赤にしてて笑う  * バグ使う→もしBAN喰らったら３桁万円つぎ込んだアカウントがパー   * バグ使わない→BANなど気にしない微課金勢にスコアランキングで抜かれちゃう  というバインド状態  運営はバグ修正版はリリースしたけど更新は任意だよという適当さ	Bills reach 800,000 yen due to addiction to social games... Lamentation of man in his 40s who is unable to quit despite possibility of divorce. Right now with the School Festival event there is a bug with the high scores, but getting red in the face while wasting so much money on the game is laughable. * Use the bug → If you receive a ban the account you've put over a million yen into is gone. * Don't use the bug → People who don't mind using the bug will get a higher score than you despite spending hardly any money. That's the tough situation. They released a new version that fixed the bug, but they said that the update is not compulsory
4477	モデレーション依頼スレ、stickyから外れる	Moderation requested, deviates from sticky.
3623	モデレーション依頼スレ、stickyから外れる	Moderation request thread, no longer a sticky.
4360	モデレーション依頼スレ、stickyから外れる	Moderation request thread, separates from sticky.
3423	モデレーション依頼スレ、stickyから外れる  だって私MODじゃありませんし  心象悪いんでしょう？	Moderator request thread will be removed from the sticky.  I'm not a MOD, and isn't your heart hurting?
2009	モデレーション依頼スレ、stickyから外れる  糞ソースや諸々にギスギスしっぱなしもあれだし   心の休憩所として曜日雑談は残してもいいと思うけど   まあ、ゲーム以外はほぼ機能してない(特にアニメ)からどっちでも良いけど    ~~^個人的には最近所構わず国際交流して   ^パレスチナみたいに微妙な結果になるのもあれだから   ^国際交流先自体よくよく考えて欲しい所だが。~~       イベント予定表は雑談スレに見やすいのがあるから    専ブラでも見られる点や雑談スレ自体最初に入る玄関として   それなりに機能してるだろうし      あれが自然と目にはいるように   雑談スレ内で常時stickyするぐらいでNSR主催イベントは十分    スレ一覧stickyは正直前日からやってそのまま   イベントにsticky差し替えでも埋もれる頻度で言えば   NSR主催イベントは問題ないぐらいだ	Moderation request thread, Shit sources and various strained atmosphere come out of the sticky I guess it's okay to leave chat for the day as that's a rest point for one's mind but well, because in exception for games it is almost not functional (especially anime) either is okay but~~ ^ personally I indiscriminately internationally exchange ^It may be a subtle result like Palestine ^ I would like you to consider the international exchange itself well. ~~ Since the event schedule has an easy to see chat thread, points can also be seen with a private browser and chat thread itself will enter first as an entrance and will function as is just like what naturally catches the eye. NSR Organized events are sufficient for sticky at all times within threads. Thread list Sticky done honestly on the previous day and the event sticky us buried even if it is replaced then NSR sponsored events will have no problems.\\n
3637	モデレーション依頼すれにしろなんにしろ、枠は運営事務的なことに使うんじゃなくてイベント開催枠としてあけておけばいいと思うんだ(俺個人としてはモデレーション依頼スレも月間雑談スレも不要と思う)	(Personally, I think both moderation request threads and monthly discussion threads are unnecessary.)
4360	モデレーション依頼すれにしろなんにしろ、枠は運営事務的なことに使うんじゃなくてイベント開催枠としてあけておけばいいと思うんだ(俺個人としてはモデレーション依頼スレも月間雑談スレも不要と思う)	Whether you request moderation or whatever you do, I think the frame shouldn't be used for business purposes but should be used as an event opening frame (I personally think that the moderation request thread and the monthly discussion thread are unnecessary).
3623	「依頼スレ通さなかった案件だから不服なら差し戻し依頼して」って言わなかった？	Did they not say, "The matter did not go through the request thread, so if you disapprove resubmit it as a request"?
1215	ルビとかいう便利すぎる日本語表現	Ruby and the like are extremely convenient for displaying Japanese writing.
533	「便器磨きは心磨き」は、自己にあらざる他のものにおいて自己を見るという論理からすれば筋が通っているが、便器とは私であり私は便器である状態まで紙一重では  これを仏教では便我一如という	"cleaning the toilet is like cleaning your mind", "you see yourself through something you don't possess. I think this makes sense. "I am the toilet and the toilet is me" This teaching is called "bengaichinyo".
612	便教祖どうすんだ便教祖	Who's the toilet guru, the toilet guru.
2578	エンゲル係数が上昇しても景気回復、安倍首相が斬新すぎる新解釈を披露  そも解答から滅茶苦茶じゃねーか	Prime Minister Abe announces a new interpretation that is too innovative, that even when the Engel coefficient rises, the economy recovers To begin with, the answer is already incoherent
2742	エンゲル係数上昇は「食生活の変化」	The rise in Engel's coefficient is due "changes in dietary habits."
2970	保冷パック詰めよう	Gonna fill it up with cold packs.
3479	保守速報の裁判でまとめ側に責任ってなってたからね	In the maintenance report trial, the responsibility became the author's.
1637	保護費一割減るし無理だろ	Welfare money decreases by 10%, and it seems doomed to failure.
1916	かつて信じられていた16のヤバすぎる迷信	16 absurd superstitions people once believed.
2105	かつて信じられていた16のヤバすぎる迷信  1.乳は血液をフィルタで濾過したもののはず（経血限定では無いが）   2.ニコチン中毒なら治るというか収まる   3.悪霊がいないことは証明できないので個人が用心するのは自由かと（神の信仰と同様）   4.現代でもDNA鑑定したら血が繋がっていないことがたまにあるよ   5.非常な低確率だがありえるよ（強く揺すられ続ければパンチドランカーになる）   6.阿部定事件という実話がある   7.ロボトミーとしては頭に穴を開けないので合理的だと思う（ロボトミーそのものには問題があるが）   8.かつてのムー大陸が今では月刊誌になってることを思えば十分ありえるレベルの学説   9以降は難易度高いね	16 crazy superstition that were believed one 1, breast milk is basically filtered blood (Not limited to menstrual blood though) 2, Nicotine addiction can be cured or more like will settle down 3. It is free of individual to be careful of bad spirit since you can't prove that it doesn't exist (Same as believeing in God) 4. In even modern world, there are DNA test proves not to be blood relatives 5. It is extremely rate but it happens (If shaken hard you can get dementia pugilistica) 6.There is a true story called Sada Abe case 7. As robotomy I think it is rational (Robotomy itself has a problem though)   8.It is totally possible theory considering Continent of MU is now a monthly magazine Level of difficulty is high after No.9
3987	カルト信者12万人が都心部にて徒党を組み奇声を上げる事件が発生	There are 120,000 cult writers crying out in the crowds in the city center and there are incidents involving the strangers anymore.
3186	信賞必罰の原則にのっとって佐川氏は擁護	Knowing where the power lies and following along, Sagawa is protected.
3980	ネットメディアの信頼性向上を目指して「インターネットメディア協会」の設立準備会が発足	Aiming at the improvement of the reliability of the Internet media Preparation meeting of "Internet media association" was launched.
1396	修学旅行は北方領土近くを	Students on school trip go near Northern Territories.
3529	修学旅行は北方領土近くを 日本国政府が教員下見計画  拿捕されるまでが遠足です	The Japanese government is previewing the Northern Territories for a school field trip. It is a field trip until people are captured.
3051	【わしの修行は厳しいぞ】漫画の師匠にありがちなキャラ10選 | オモコロ  ネトゲのclosersの主人公(天才)とヒロイン(努力家)みたいな関係でワロタ。	The artist of the manga【わしの修行は厳しいぞ】and 10 cliche characters|Their relationship is like the main character (genius) and heroine(hard worker) of Omocoro's net game "Closers" and I laughed
963	あれ？俺のArtyom君は[前作ラストで爆死](/spoiler)したはずだが	I thought my Artyom [died in an explosion at the end of the previous game](/spoiler).
1090	俺もたまーにだよ。さすがになぁ。	As you'd expect.
1646	「俺についてこい！」	"Follow me!"
1624	俺もそこがなぜかツボだった	For some reason that was my aim.
50	俺をぶってくれ。	Hit me.
868	じゃあ俺ニートな	I'm one of the NEET people.
4285	もう俺かんけーねぇしってポジなんだろうか	It's like it doesn't have anything to do with me, what a positive outlook.
3713	俺のペリエはどうなんよ？	What's going to happen to my Perrier?
2888	俺なら上下の立場わからせるために積極的に彼を運転任務に就かせるけれど	If I were up to me, I would actively assign him to driving missions to make him understand his position.
3492	なぜ俺の人生には普段は真面目なんだけど正月とかで家にいるときは油断しきったゆるゆるダラダラファッションでこたつにずっと入っているようなお姉さんがいないのか	Why don't I have an older sister in my life who is usually serious but on new years and such when she's at home she lets her guard down and stays in the kotatsu wearing baggy clothes.
273	俺のログには何も無いなを地でいってる	My blog site covers all this and more.\\n
2597	俺がいないときに俺の服の匂いを嗅いで一人顔を赤らめてくれる女の子が欲しい  これ男がやるとなんでいかんの	I want a girl who gets flushed by sniffing the smell of my clothes when I'm not around Why is it wrong if a male does this
1932	俺の動物フォルダにあった可愛い動物画像まとめ  俺の画像がない	Collection of cute animal photos I had saved on my computer, no pics of me
1364	俺はそんな卑怯なの許せないよ。	I can't forgive such unfairness.
1705	俺、オタクっぽい喋りかたの女の子好きなのかもしれないなぁ〜  オタクっぽい喋りの女っていうと   好きなもの得意なもののことを語る時に   好きさを詰め込みたいばっかりに早口&饒舌になる   中川翔子みたいな喋り方が思い浮かんだんだけど   多分ソレのことではないんだろうな	I think I might like girls who talk kind of like otaku. For girls who talk kind of like otaku, when they are talking about something they like or are good at, their fondness of it is imbued in their speech and it makes them speak quickly and makes them very talkative. I'm kind of envisioning a manner of talking like that of Nakagawa Shoko, but that probably isn't quite right.
2925	俺もつぶやきの多さで競っていた時代がありました（遠い目	There was a time when I was as fast of a tweeter as anyone (reminiscing)
4005	俺たちの大戸屋「大みそかと正月は休みます」働き方改革と人手不足で  大みそかは家で紅白でもみてなよ  NHK	Our Ootoya will be "on vacation during New Year's Eve and New Year" due to work restructuring and labor shortage  Don't forget to watch Kouhaku at home on the New Year!  NHK
2155	俺は好き	I like it.
112	俺は好きだけど魚種によっては結構食べにくいから人によって好みがわかれそう	I like it all but it may be hard to eat based on which fish they use so it's up to personal preference.
2296	俺、少し生まれ変わった。  甘さが消えている（ピ並感）	I've been slightly reborn. The sweetness has disappeared. (Pinami feeling)
3113	俺の左右いつも空席	My left and right are always vacant.
3595	俺のスマホがウィルスに感染したらしい	It seems like my smartphone got a virus.
3886	俺のスマホがウィルスに感染したらしい	Seems my smartphone got hacked.
3043	俺がペンタブで描いてきた真中らぁらちゃん見てくれ	Please look at the 真中らぁらちゃん that I drew with a tablet.
78	俺新人の頃「数式1個で済む処理に改造したら、1分の処理が0.1秒になりました」	When I first started working "If we make it so that it can be done with a single mathematical equation, then one minute of work can be done in 0.1 seconds."
2271	俺もラムの方が広告塔だったら日ユに募金するのも吝かではなかったやもしれませぬ	If lamb was advertised on a billboard then I might have been willing to donate to Japan UNICEF.
3164	俺の服ださいかも…	My clothes might be unfashionable...
2055	俺の服ださいかも…	My clothing might not be stylish.
147	俺はイ案が良かった	I liked “Plan I.”
4347	俺なんかがやってるから楽勝楽勝	Someone like me does it so it's easy easy.
3658	俺パーリイピーポーだから毎秒食うよ	Hurry, I go clubbing a lot so I eat one every second.
3851	俺の毛繕いもしてくれ(ﾎﾞﾛﾝ	Please groom me as well
2670	俺氏、かわいい女の子と一緒にお風呂入りたすぎて死ぬ	Me, I want to get into a bath tub with too many beautiful girls and die.
2630	俺氏、小6とBFをする  けもののようにおかす	I'm going play battlefield with a 6th grader and fuck them up.
684	俺もパパ活してpc買ってもらいたい	I want to buy one for myself and for my dad.
368	しかも俺らは漢字文化圏なので誰でもなんとなくでも読めてしまうという	Moreover, those of us from cultures that use Chinese characters can all read it somehow.
225	「俺らの漫画村を潰すな」「漫画村マジ最高www」海賊版サイトの台頭で、出版業界の未来は暗い？  あのさ、無料コンテンツが無くなったらどうなると思ってんの？   ジャニーズやAKBしか売れなくなるんだよ？   つまり一部の気持ち悪いオタクしか関わらなくなるんだ   ってことは、業界全体の衰退に繋がるよ   これはクールジャパンの意思にも反するだろう	"Don't shut down our Manga Village!" "Manga Village is seriously the best hahaha." A bootleg site has gained prominence. Is the future of the publishing world dark? So like, what do you think will happen if free content disappears? Only stuff like Johnny's and AKB will get popular. In other words, only some gross nerds will be associated with it. That means the decline of the entire business world will be connected with this. This is contrary to the purpose of cool Japan.
2313	俺も生え方にムラがあって変	I also have some inconsistencies about how they grow and it's tough.
3981	俺もよくやる（異端児PR	(Malehood PR)
1033	俺もこれの確認で見たら、いつ入れたか覚えてない物がズラっと並んでたわ	I took a look at my list to check this out, and it was full of things that I have no idea when I entered them.
2646	俺がスレ立てをする！	I'm making a thread!
1123	俺もウルトラワイドモニタ立て置きでPinballFX専用機つくりてぇよ	I want to make an ultra wide monitor just for playing PinballFX too!
3498	これには俺も納得	I agree with this.
381	まあ俺自身がバイトなんだけど	Well I work part time, too.
1613	俺自身にかけて、誓いを立てる	For me personally, I'll vow to do it.
678	俺自身にかけて、誓いを立てる	Swear an oath to me.
714	俺たちゃ裸がユニフォーム♪ 将来はハダカで競技することに？ 為末大がAIの進化とスポーツの未来を語る  ペチーンペチーン	For us, nudity is our uniform ♪  Will they compete nude in the future?  Dai Tamesue talks about the evolution of AI and the future of sports  Pacheen, pacheen
3183	俺が親なら許す	If I were the parent I'd forgive them.
1628	俺はリンチに賛成してるぞ	Lynching them will feel good.
2302	俺達のアイドル、メチャ強総合格闘家ギャビ・ガルシアちゃんの様子がおかしい	Our idol, the crazy strong comprehensive fighter Gabi Garcia, has as strange appearance.
72	俺には野党が国会を止めて巨額の国費を無駄にしてる事実しか見えないんだが。	I don't see how this is anything but the opposing party hijacking the Diet and wasting a huge sum of government money.
2256	俺には野党が国会を止めて巨額の国費を無駄にしてる事実しか見えないんだが。	The minority party seems to be shutting down the Diet and wasting government funds.
2355	俺も野田中央公園ってなんやって思ってググってみた	I was also wondering what Noda Chuo Park was and Googled it.
3122	俺も集団ストーカー対策にほしい	I also want some countermeasures for mass stalking.
998	倉敷の男性が戦闘機「飛燕」落札 “帰国”の機体「復元したい」  飛燕や桜花など、今見るとけっこう小さい感じする   軽自動車感がある	Kurashiki man wins "Hien" fighter plane  "I want to restore" the airframe which was "returned to its home country"  Hien, cherry blossoms, and so on, seeing it now makes it feel quite small  It feels like a compact car
3695	倉本聰氏 TVの現状を危惧「視聴者の想像力を消している」  インターネット時代になってから、あんまり想像力というものを働かせることがなくなった気がする。  「これってなんや」   「とりあえずググるかポチ－」   「ふーん、そういうもんか。ようわからんけどわかったわ」  消費者のニーズが変わってるだけの気もするな	Sou Kuramoto's apprehensions about the present state of TV "It's destroying viewers' imagination." Ever since the Internet became mainstream, I feel like I don't really use my imagination anymore. "What's this" "I'll just google it" "Oh, I see. I don't really understand but I got it." There's also the possibility that the consumers' needs are changing.
3411	倉本聰氏 TVの現状を危惧「視聴者の想像力を消している」  「銭の花の色は清らかに白い。だが蕾は血がにじんだように赤く、その香りは汗の匂いがする」  加代!おみゃーの言うとおりにゃさせにゃーで!」  花登筺の墓を暴いてクローンにして蘇らせよう	Sou Kuramoto worries about the current state of TV "Erasing the imaginations of viewers"  "The color of a zeni flower is pure white. But, the bud is red as if there is blood flowing and it smells of sweat"  Kashiro! Do it the way you say. Let's discover the tomb of Kobako Hanato so we can clone and revive him
2522	個人的には、売れてる漫画家は守ってるよね、金ヅルとしてって認識	Although it will arrive at the place where it is, how is it personally, it is protecting manga artists, it recognizes gold cranes.
722	個人的には海に近い場所に住んでた類人猿が二足歩行覚えて進化したと思っている	Personally, I think that anthropoid apes living near the sea learned to walk on two legs and evolved.
2323	個人研究費年50万円未満の教員が6割…没落する地方国立大の何とも悲惨な台所事情  人口減少より、地方崩壊より、貧困拡大より憲法改正が最優先の党が政権与党   これ全て選挙民の自業自得	Sixty percent of professors have less than 500,000 yen per year in funding for private research... The deplorable financial situation around the collapsing local national universities. Worse than population decline, worse than rural collapse, worse than increased poverty, constitutional reform is preferred by the ruling party. This is a case of the electorate reaping what they sew.
3811	お倒産するのかね？	Are they going to go bankrupt?
674	借金増えててワロタｗ	Increasing debt LOL.
1213	ごはんの値上げあいつぐ	The price of food keeps going up.
3536	値下げ率も渋い気がする	It doesn’t look like the prices will drop.
915	ボインは偉大	Boyn is a famous person.
4273	偏見無くす気ないという偏見	The bias of not having any inclination to get rid of your biases.
634	健常者は降格賃下げ	\\nAlso when it comes to discrimination against those with disabilities, it is important to realise that HR policies will be biased, and to offer more remuneration to the disabled.
4166	健康アップ、安さ…食卓の“定番”に	Good for health, cheap..."guard" of the dining table.
2962	健康アップ、安さ…食卓の“定番”に	Healthy and cheap...it becomes a staple at the dinner table.
2167	健康アップ、安さ…食卓の“定番”に	Healthy, cheap... becoming a staple at mealtime.
1245	偶然だぞ	It's a coincidence.
3900	偶然だぞ	such a coincidence.
1326	偶然だぞ	What a coincidence.
1914	スレタイに偽りなし	Not clickbait!
3382	「アサビ」に「キリソ」…偽ビール券密輸 茨城空港で発見、容疑の中国人告発  ロッチ	"Asabi" "Kiriso" ...smuggling of fake beer vouchers discovered at Ibaraki airport, Chinese suspects accused
6	「アサビ」に「キリソ」…偽ビール券密輸 茨城空港で発見、容疑の中国人告発  虚構じゃねーのか…	Smuggling of Fake Beer Coupons: Chinese National Arrested and Prosecuted After Fakes For 'Asabi' and 'Kiriso' Beer Found at Ibaraki Airport. This can't be true...
4223	ヤフオク!に偽のトランセンド製256GmicroSD出品 公式Twitter「うち128Gまでしか出してません」  結構こういうノリ多い       これでRT稼げたら宣伝になるし       無機質に告知だけするのはある程度ファンがついてるとこばかり	Fake Transcend's 256 GmicroSD at Yahoo auction.  Official Twitter "Out of 128 G is out only" It is quite a lot like this. When you can earn RT at this, it will be advertised and it will only be advertised to minerals to some extent that fans are attached
2066	おれもオチに備えてて息詰まりそうだった	I was gonna suffocate myself from getting ready for how he was acting in the end.
232	ジャニーズ催し	Johnny's festivities.
3594	傷ついた仲間を手当てして回復させるアリ、独研究	Private research into "that" to provide treatment and healing to injured friends.
77	僕もCGかなんかに生まれたかった	I also wish I were born into CG.
2830	僕もCGかなんかに生まれたかった	I wish I was born as a CG character.
3170	ボイスチャットしよう。僕はGeneralで適当にしゃべってるので。 そのうちAOEをやるかもしれないけどAOEしながらしゃべる  じゃあぼく聞くだけの役	Let's voice chat. I'll be the General and say relevant sounding things. I might also do AOE at some point, but while doing AOE I'll talk. Well, then it'll be my job to just listen.
1614	僕は同じコマンド体系で全部の機器の設定コピペしたいの	I want to copy paste the same command system for the settings for all of the machines.
10	僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだうんこ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ  うんちマンかな	I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius poop I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius  I guess you're a poop man
1887	僕の好きな作品を列挙してみたが、なんの整合性も統一感もない	I tried to list my favorite works, but there's no rhyme or reason to them.
1102	僕の好きな作品を列挙してみたが、なんの整合性も統一感もない  なんとなく社会のはみ出し者が好きそうではある	I tried to list down all my favorite works, but they don't have very much consistency  Seems like I veer towards the outcasts of society
1518	僕も最近意識高いからブログまた書こうか悩んでる	I also have good knowledge of recent events, so I'm worried about writing a blog or similar.
4476	僕のお母さんはこのままでは死にます。まずはお母さんだけでも出してあげて下さい。 皆さまご協力宜しくお願い申し上げます。籠池佳茂  ひょっとすると殺人、自殺から保護するための監禁なのかもしれない   それにしては扱いがぞんざいだって話しか見たことが無いのでありえないか   どの道数年後に殺されそう	My mother will die like this. Please take your mother out. We appreciate your cooperation. Kageike Yoshige might possibly be a murder, they might need protection from suicide.
73	僕のお母さんはこのままでは死にます。まずはお母さんだけでも出してあげて下さい。 皆さまご協力宜しくお願い申し上げます。籠池佳茂  その皮肉がクソ寒いんだぞ	At this rate my mother will die. First, please put out just my mother. Everybody, thank you for your cooperation. Kagoike Yoshishige. That sarcasm is biting.
2522	僕が漫画村を批判しない理由	The reason why I don't criticize cartoon village.
4186	僕が漫画村を批判しない理由  そのうち自分らの労働も無料になるだろうに ツィッターの若い子擁護するなら親の給与減仕送り小遣い減の世代だから金ないねん 経済って人が人らしくあるために必要だから無くなったらそうなるんだと思う	The reason I do not criticize  Manga Village is because their labor will be free and if you protect the young people of Twitter parents' salary will decline. This is because there is a reduction in the pocket money of this generation. Because people are human I think it will be necessary for the economy.
4361	僕フ生	I am barely alive.
4256	僕紳士「（まさかDVか？）」	I'm a gentleman "(No way, a DVD?)"
3282	僕のビットコイン自動売買BOTは頑張っているよ	My automatic bitcoin selling BOT is trying hard.
1854	僕が適当にギター用に編曲したアメージング・グレイス	It is the song “Amazing Grace” which I led and arranged for guitar use.
3625	ビットコイン、“億単位のもうけ”も・・・危険性は？  実際増えるときに馬鹿みたいに増えることがあるだけで   増えるか減るかは半々やなあ	Bitcoin, "profits in the hundred million yen"... and the risk? It's true that when it goes up it really goes up quickly, but as for going up vs. going down they are about equal.
2505	【優しい世界】美少女バーチャルYoutuber、事故で中の人の顔が公開されるが誰も怒ったりショックを受けない事案  女だとぶっさｗコミュ抜けるわｗなのにおっさんだとノーダメージなのか	[A gentle world] Virtual beautiful girl YouTuber, the face of the middle person is released in the accident, but no one gets mad or shocked if it is or isn't a woman. She can get out of the community. But if you are an old man, there is no damage I guess.
197	そんな儲かるのか。ひゃー。	Is it profitable?
3629	儲からないから？w	lol
3678	ビットコインで儲けた人に次々と税務署の調査！多額追徴課税！  カス島に納税したくないだろ   なんか考えなよ   お前は戦争犯罪人の息子であり戦争犯罪者そのものになるつもりかよ	People who made a profit with Bitcoin are being investigated by the tax office! Significant back taxes! You don't want to pay taxes to trash island right. Think of something. You're the son of a war criminal and you're willing to become a war criminal yourself.
1600	ビットコインで儲けた人に次々と税務署の調査！多額追徴課税！  来る...ビット来る...	Tax investigations for one person after another who profit from bitcoin! Additional taxes for large income! Here it comes... Here comes bitcoin...
3892	ビットコインで儲けた人に次々と税務署の調査！多額追徴課税！  申告しねーからだバーカ	A visits by tax offices one after another for those who made money with bitcoins! Large amount of additional taxation! Because you silly didn't report
1501	どうせ元はCIAだろ	The original cause was of course the CIA.
1450	元ネタ、ドグラ・マグラなんだな	I think this line comes from Dogra Magra.
4228	リーク元のパヨクを・・・	→The Japan National Railway = left wing chorus will begin   The PaYoku of the leak source
4188	元人気アイドル 川越美和さん孤独死 “ライバル”中江有里が無念の思い  昔CD買ったわ。合掌。	Former popular Idol Miwa Kawagoe died alone and rival Yuri Nakae was mortified. I had bought her CD many years ago. I am praying for her.
3527	ビットコイン元信者が嵌まる「次の罠」なぜ彼らは現実から目を背けるのか？＝鈴木傾城  本当の ”成長産業” は ”詐欺” だってってことか。	It is “the next trap” that the former believers of bitcoin are into. Keisei Susuki is wondering why they pull their eyes away from reality. Such as when they say real “manufacturing growth” is “fraud.”
2293	元バイト先に「呪」ウイルス作成容疑で男逮捕  呪まーす	A man is arrested on suspicion of causing a 'curse' virus on a former byte destination.
1769	元バイト先ＰＣに「呪」「恨」と表示させるウィルス作成し逮捕  祝うが呪うになるように辞書登録でもしたのかと思ったら違った	It was wrong to think about creating a virus that displays a "curse" and "grudge" on the former byte destination PC, and to perform dictionary registrations as if to curse the celebration of the arrest
3930	元外国人実習生が火だるまに… 異常な事件の中で起きた、さらに「あり得ない」事態  紀元前でも奴隷はカネやモノで頼めば暇乞いできたから  日本は中世どころかストーンエイジだよ	A former foreigner  apprentice was in a fire ... a situation that occurred in an unusual incident, and even "not possible". Even BC, if slaves asked for money or things they were able to ask you free,  but Japan is at a stone age rather than at medieval
328	元日に書く勢い	New Year writing motivation.
2288	マラソン元日本代表の女、執行猶予中に菓子“万引き”	Former Japan representative female marathon runner caught shoplifting confectionery during an operation.
3507	元日馬富士に罰金５０万円＝傷害罪で略式命令－鳥取簡裁  相撲協会はあれだけ儲けてるのに公益財団法人とかいうほぼ非課税に近い利権の塊で、政治やら財界やら裏社会やらまで絡む日本有数の伏魔殿だからな…  ろくでもない人間が山のように集ってたりそいつらが死に物狂いで守ってるものはほぼ確実にろくでもないシロモノですわ	Fotmer sumo wrestler formerly named Harumafuji is fined 500,000 yen for\\nbodily harm. A Summary Order is given at Tottori Summary Court. The Sumo Association is gambling that much but it has rights close to a tax exempt foundation. It is involved in the den of demons which include politics, financial sector, and the underworld....\\n\\nIt is a collection of shady people that go crazy. The people that protect the association are without a doubt, almost entirely only shady people.
1364	元経産官僚「誰かが安全なところからリークして、証拠も示さず一面報道して、世間総出で叩いて、追い詰められたノンキャリが自殺して、これでまともな報道なんですかね。	Former Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry official "Somebody leaked it while keeping themself safe, then without any proof it was reported all over, there was criticism from all over, and the cornered government official committed suicide, is this respectable journalism?
1574	アフィカスの元締めだけある	There are only managers of shady stealth marketing campaigns.
1005	元記事みると5つ星の高級ホテルってあるね	When you look at the original article, there is a 5 star hotel.
3121	元電通マンに“ライザップ恐喝”の過去	Former Dentsu Man has "RIZAP blackmail" in past.
340	元首相秘書の県議、市議に暴行	Former prime minister's secretary at prefectural assembly, violence toward city councilor.
3991	元首相秘書の県議、市議に暴行 骨折の重傷負わせ謝罪  傷害じゃん	At the prefectural assembly of the former prime minister's secretary, violence against a city councilor  Apology for serious bone fracture injury  You were injured, weren't you?
2243	兄が多いほどゲイになる理由が科学的に判明！ 四男は100%同性愛者、原因は母親、CNN報道の衝撃研究  tocanaだけどPNAS。ソースはまとも	The more brothers, the greater the chance of being gay.  This has been scientifically determined.  The 4th son is totally homosexual, and the mother is the cause, according to breaking research reported by CNN.   Its tocana, but the source is PNAS, so it is reputable.
3261	やはり兄よりすぐれた弟なぞ存在しないのか	She wanted the “privatization of presidential power.” Is there not a younger brother that is greater than their older brother?
2417	お兄様キャラに萌えるとは流石に思わなかった	I didn't think I'd find a big brother character attractive.
2417	イエローお兄様魅力的すぎない？	Isn't there just too much charm in a yellow big brother?
1182	テスラのトレーラー、充電に4000戸分の電力必要	The Teslar trailer needs enough electric power to charge 4000 units.
1976	テスラのトレーラー、充電に4000戸分の電力必要  シムシティ感   一緒にソーラーパネルとかの普及していかないとね   個人的にはもっとあのソーラーパネル瓦を普及させて欲しい	Tesla's trailer, requiring enough electricity to charge 4000 houses, kind of like SimCity. Together with the spread of solar panels and other things I personally would like to see more solar panel tiles.
3482	こっちにゃ！こっちにゃ！この先にゃ！…わからんのか？仕方ないにゃあ…こっちにゃ！こっちにゃ！  最初猫の主観で追い立てられてパニクってるってだけじゃと思ったけど   茂みに入った後少しして道の先を走ったり途中で休憩した後また先導したり   道案内かどうかはともかくちゃんと(猫自身の縄張り？の)外へ誘導してる感じはするね   やっぱり犬より猫がナンバーワン	Over here! Over here! Just past here! ...You don't understand?  If I must... Over here! Over here! I thought that you were just panicking over seeing from a cat's point of view at first, but a little while after going into the brush you ran through the road and rested a bit, then lead some people, and while I can't say it was necessarily the best way out I got the feeling that you were taking them out of the cats' turf  As expected, cats are better than dogs, cats are number one
161	※リンク先動画あり	* The linked page contains a video.
3268	先手をうって日本が自分で慰安婦象たてればおｋ	Japan’s self proclaimed conservative movement became very angry, calling it a “history war.” Japan should have been the first to make a comfort woman statue.
4301	先日、Rにもスレが立ってた北京の幼稚園で園児が針を刺されたり薬を飲まされたりした虐待事件、デマの可能性	The other day there was a thread on Reddit about kindergartners in Beijing being stabbed with needles, forced to take drugs, and other abuse, but there is a chance it was fabricated.
1241	先輩の体のアイスなめさせられ… 拳銃自殺の警察官  ゲリ総理「俺だってトランプのしゃぶってご機嫌撮ってるのに根性ねーな」	Forced to lick ice cream off a cololeague's body... police officer commits suicide with handgun. Prime Minister Diarrhea "I suck on Trump's happily while he films it, so she lacks willpower."
78	先輩「俺も皆も理解できないから元に戻して」	Older colleague "I and everybody else don't understand it, so put it back the way it was."
1646	先頭…。	Leader...
806	光のページェント  宮城県民だったんか	So the light pageant was the people of Miyagi Prefecture, huh?
2070	児ポで性欲が満たされてる人が犯罪に走らないのでなく、	The wrong factor that leads us to misjudge is stress.
2070	児ポでストレス発散できてる人が犯罪に走らないだけ。	It's not that those who satisfy their sexual desire with child porns don't commit crimes, but those who can release their stress with child porns don't commit crimes.
2242	児童ポルノ、７２００人購入名簿…検事や警官ら : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  単純所持規制が議論されていた当時の国会でおそらく議員所有率が高いと思われる   『サンタフェ』を引き合いに出して与党自民を追及してたのは枝野だったなぁ   そんな『守護者』である枝野に対してアホウヨがしたことといえば…	7,200 people have been registered with child pornography charges. Prosecutors and police men: Society: Yomiuri Newspaper ( Yomiuri Online)\\nA large number of Diet members were debating about simple possession of child pornography. It was Edano that was going after the Liberal Democratic Party (majority party) citing “Santa Fe.”\\nI have things to say to such an idiot “protector.”
1203	児童凌辱のマンガも出版、ヘイト出版社・晋遊舎が“道徳教科書”に参入！	They also publish manga about children being assaulted, hate publisher Shinyusha enters the "Morals Guidebook" market!
2211	児童凌辱のマンガも出版、ヘイト出版社・晋遊舎が“道徳教科書”に参入！ 安倍のブレーン・八木秀次がバックか  iPのゴミっぷり	Shinuusha, publisher of Kiddy porn manga and hate literature, has entered the moral textbook market.  \\nIs it Abe's brain or Hideji Yagi's back, or iphone garbage?
2605	児童ポルノ所持をimuってるって言うの  多目的る	Possessing child pornography is called being imu Multipurpose saying
3084	児童ポルノ所持で逮捕の「グリー」俳優、自殺か	The 「Glee」actor who was arrested for possession of child porn, did he commit suicide?
3084	たかがじゃない児童ポルノ所持は、これだけの重い罪	Child pornography is no joke.
2246	児童ポルノ所有者、みんなエリートだった  3次はエリート、2次は…	The kiddy porn owners are all 'Elite'.  The 3rd; Elite. The 2nd...
3739	児童ポルノ所有者、みんなエリートだった	The people who possessed the child porn were all elite.
1252	ＬＩＮＥなどで児童買春か	Childhood prostitution via LINE?
812	ＬＩＮＥなどで児童買春か 被害は３０都道府県の５０人  ほんとそれ   なんで売春した方は被害者になってんだか	Child prostitution on things like LINE? The victims are 50 people from 30 different prefectures. Seriously, why are those that prostituted referred to as victims?
1152	ボーナス入ってた	I got a bonus.
2944	メンサ入ろう	Join us at Mensa.
895	入りそうで入らない少し入る仕事	Not one where you can go in and out and do a little work.
2420	スマホ入力でも日本はガラパゴス「外国人がらサラサラとまるで毛筆のように凄いスピードで文字入力をしているのに対して、日本人はエッサエッサと上下左右にフリックしているのはダサすぎる」  godanが神	Even when typing on a smartphone Japan is on its own. "While foreigners quickly type in a way that's almost like painting with a brush, Japanese people awkwardly flick up down left right and it's really lame." Godan is God.
2899	カジノ入場料、2000～3000円＝すべての日本人と国内在住の外国人から徴収  ならマカオでよくね？っていうかマカオから客奪う自信あんのか？って思っちゃうな	Casino entrance fee is 2000 to 3000 yen = If it is collected from all Japanese and foreigners living in Japan, wouldn't it be better to just go to Macau? Is Macau even confident enough to steal customers? Is what I think.
1637	入学金払えても半年後にはその何倍もの学費を払わなきゃいけないんだけどね	Even if you pay the up front school costs, a half year later the costs that need to be paid for school expenses are several times that.
1551	フリーメイソン入ろうと思うんだけど、月謝っていくらか知ってる？	I want to join the Freemasons but do you know how much the monthly fees are?
2713	ちっちゃすぎて入らなかった感ある。	She's too small that it won't go in.
1333	入社2カ月での理不尽減給に抵抗した社員を解雇したその驚愕の理由	After working at a company for two months and standing up a ridiculous pay cut, the shocking reason the employee was fired.
4471	全12タイトル収録を収録した『ストリートファイター 30th アニバーサリーコレクション インターナショナル』国内発売が決定  その上でおま値だったら笑う	"Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection International" which contains 12 titles collected and will be released domestically. I'll laugh if it's more expensive
3022	全28ヶ国中で日本の男の家事に費やす時間は平均14分と最も短かった どこの国から見ても目立つ日本の女性差別の異常性 家事の時間、依然として女性が長い傾向 日本人男性の家事分担は最低レベル  日本の主婦は結構財布握ってるからなぁ…   海外と比較するならそこも比較しないと意味がない。	Among all 28 nations, Japanese men spend the least time on household chores at an average of 14 minutes. No matter what country's point of view you look at it from, Japan is discriminatory toward women and has abnormal views on time for household chores, with women still tending to spend way longer. The level of household burden for males in Japan is at the minimum level. It's because in Japan it's the housewives who hold the money... Compared to other countries, if you don't compare that as well then the comparison has no meaning.
1271	全人類花粉症になれって毎年思う	Every year I think about all of humanity becoming allergic to pollen.
4413	全休は親方の方針的にあかんってキセノンに刷り込まれてたみたいだけど	(Yamada Jun) Hakuho, don't use techniques that seem problematic (not a problem by the book) → Of course Kisenosata ends up not able to use them and is weakened.
4260	全くよく分からんことになってるな	The situation has become completely unknown.
185	なりすまし：全削除命令…ツイッター社に さいたま地裁  はいさべつァ！ なんで男性イラストを使っているのですか！性別はまだわからないんでしょ！	Identity fraud: Complete destruction ordered.  From Twitter. Discrimination at the Saitama district court.   Why are you using pictures of males?  We don't know the sex yet.
3697	全受信機にACASチップを入れるのは不当だ	It's unreasonable to put ACAS chips in all television receivers.
1565	これ全国のCMなの	Are those the only commercials on in this country?
3348	せっかくなので全国の原発を描いてみた	I took the opportunity to draw the nation's nuclear power plants.
1780	せっかくなので全国の原発を描いてみた  うわぁ…いかれてんなぁ	With great pains I tried to draw the nuclear power plant nationwide. Wow... I'm beaten
735	せっかくなので全国の原発を描いてみた  消せ	It was a big ordeal, but I tried painting nuclear power plants throughout the country  Erase it
3033	全国子ども会連合会副会長、少女にキス容疑 行事後に  また偏見を助長するようなことを…      肩書き持ちはもっと自戒自律せえや	National Children's Association vice president, suspected of kissing a girl. Continuing prejudiced actions after event... Those with titles need to have more self restraint.
3789	全国約8割で霜が降りるほど冷える	It will be so cold that about 80% of the country will have frost.
3565	ロシアに全島プレゼントして終止符だから噓はついてないな	The Prime Minister isn’t lying because he gave all the islands to Russia.
1428	全年齢向けライトノベルの表紙がツイッターにポルノ認定されて広告を断られてしまう。やはり一般人に乳袋は刺激が強すぎるのか	Twitter deems cover of "light novel" illustrated fiction bok for all ages as pornography, shuts down ads for it.
3747	全年齢向けライトノベルの表紙がツイッターにポルノ認定されて広告を断られてしまう。やはり一般人に乳袋は刺激が強すぎるのか  『乳袋』って古典的表現だから…   古くは手塚治虫や永井豪や富永一朗も描いてる	The cover of a light novel intended for all ages is treated as porn on Twitter, advertisement ceases. As expected, chibukuro (breasts) give too much of a stimulus to the average person. "Chibukuro" is a classical expression... In the past Tezuka Osamu, Nagai Go, and Topminaga Ichiro all drew them.
2849	全年齢向けライトノベルの表紙がツイッターにポルノ認定されて広告を断られてしまう。やはり一般人に乳袋は刺激が強すぎるのか  流石に乳首は言い訳できんでしょ…それより内容が愚劣な愛国ポルノ系っぽくて萎えるわ…	The acknowledgement on Twitter that the cover for an illustrated fiction novel intended for all ages was an advertisement for a porno was denied. I guess that the average person's urge to fondle breasts is too strong. Of course, nipples are no excuse. Besides, this will just fade into obscurity as another idiotic, patriotic porno.
4125	全年齢向けライトノベルの表紙がツイッターにポルノ認定されて広告を断られてしまう。やはり一般人に乳袋は刺激が強すぎるのか  米国の「全年齢」基準は日本より細かい＆厳しいはず   （確か初代のポケモンやカードキャプターさくらが引っ掛かってた）	The advertisement of the cover of the light novel geared toward all ages was rejected on Twitter because it was recognized as porn. Is it because seeing breasts for ordinary people are too stimulating or is it because the United States' "all ages" is stricter and more fine than Japan's (surely Pokemon and Cardcapor Sakura were caught).
2135	全然意味ないってこともにゃいと思うけどね、活かせた実感がある機会が来てないだけじゃにゃい	It's not that I think there's no meaning at all, but maybe that there just is no chance to really let them live.
111	全米ライフル協会総会開催中に銃火器負傷者減、研究	Reduction of firearm injuries reported during National Rifle Association general meeting  Because the people who would do random shootings were attending the meeting?
3613	全自動エスプレッソメーカー買っちゃった	I bought a fully automatic espresso maker.
3464	全裸でフレンチ！	Naked French!
2386	コインチェックが全ての通貨の出金を停止	Coincheck stops all currency financing.
1794	全部仮想通貨に移行しよう	Lets move to virtual currency.
1132	カップヌードル チリチリ♪チリトマトヌードル  "全部入れると辛さ18倍!"とあったので全部入れたら辛すぎた。	Cup noodle bits and pieces♪ On the tomato chili noodle it said, "If you add everything it will get 18 times as spicy!" So I added everything and it was too spicy.
1845	あれ？全部日本語版あるんだ	They all have Japanese language versions
4413	こんなやること全部裏目裏目に出る	I want to get it into Kisenosata's head that it is all a problem due to the stable master's policy, but all of these things keep on backfiring.
2688	八景島シーパラダイスの「考えるセイウチ」が人気に！｜BIGLOBEニュース	The "Thinking Walrus" at Hakkeijima Sea Paradise is hugely popular!
909	八田亜矢子	Ayako Hatta  I was tragically mistaken for a mother of a college student at the bank...
870	公共の電波でロリコン番組を垂れ流しているようなもの	Those programs on the public airwaves about sexual fixations with young girls need to stop immediately.
4348	公務執行妨害	Disruption of public service enforcement.
634	というのが公平性の観点から理想だね	The ideal in terms of fairness would be for the able bodied to get a lower wage.
3663	ポーランドボール公式世界地図 2017年版 /r/polandball  ほぇーこんな都市伝説が．thx	Poland Ball Official World Map 2017 version /r/polandball. Wow there's such an urban legend. thx
3009	公式晩さん会に出席したんだろうか	Hara Takashi's wife was a former geisha, but didn't she appear at formal dinners?
2010	ＷＨＯが公式に認定	Public acknowledgement by WHO.
129	公文書データ偽造かな？	[As a graph] Is the official document data falsified?
3290	公文書の改竄を是認する者は右とか左とかそういう軸では表わせない，と言うけども	You cannot classify the people that altered the public document as left or right wing.
3290	公文書の改ちゅうを追求していた朝日新聞を右翼はこぞって攻撃したじゃないか	However, was it not the right wing that attacked Asahi Newspaper for pursuing the revisions of the public document?
3225	公明党	Komeito "Aiming for Constitutional Change".
3719	公明党 「改憲目指す」削除 連立政権合意、自民押し返す  ８０％の確率で加憲はＯＫとか言葉遊びする  自民と公明は騙しと詐欺のプロだよ?	Komeito  "aims to revise the constitution." Coalition government agrees, LDP pushes back. There's an 80% chance that an amendment will be added to the constitution, what a joke. Don't you know the LDP and Komei are professional liars and scammers?
643	公明正大さ唄おうとしようとしてるがどうせ裏で何かしやがる癖に	There are those that sing about fairness but then do things behind the scenes.
4305	よって公正は妄想って話をしたんだろ	You got drunk and talked about how justice is a delusion.
4160	公立小「アルマーニデザインの標準服」を導入 校長の独断、全部で9万、親から批判も  公立は住んでる地域で割り振られる義務教育だろ、何だこの校長   払えない人はどうすんの？	Public elementary school principal  arbitrarily decided to introduce "Armani Designed Standard Clothing" which will all cost 90,000 yen. He was criticized by the parents and compulsory education is allocated to the public who live in the area. What will the people can't afford it do?
4473	セガ公認のメガドライブ・セガサターン・ドリームキャスト復刻コントローラーがお披露目。PCにも対応し周辺機器メーカーから発売  やっと壊れたUSBサターンパッドのかわりが手に入る	Sega official recognition mega drive・Sega Saturn・Dream cast reprint controller will be announced. Also supports PC, released from peripheral equipment makers. I finally got a substitute for a broken USB Saturn pad
1054	ほかに六万円の使いみちが買いならアリ	I will also use another way to invest 60,000 yen if possible.
1425	共和党議員「銃を乱射する奴の多くが民主党支持者」CNN「ソースは？」共和党議員「リベラルガー銃を持つ権利ガー」  アメリカでもミンスがーか     さすがポチの国	Republican Party  assembly member says: "Majority of those spraying bullets are Democrats." CNN asks: "Do you have a source for that?" Republican says: "Democrats this, right to bear arms that..." So in the US they also have people complaining about "the Democratic party did this, that..."? Small wonder, in the land of pay to play.
188	共に日帝、米帝と戦った仲	'We certainly feel deeply about this distressing incident'.
2244	共産、ＳＮＳで党勢拡大狙う	The communist party is aiming to magnify their political strength through social networking services.
2967	共産「（近畿財務局に）我々と違う調書がデータとして残っていることは認めますね」 財務省「開示請求等の関係で、いろんなバージョンが存在してしまった可能性があると思いますが」 共産「バージョン？」 財務省「すみません。ちょっと言葉遣い、撤回させていただきます」  二枚舌行政とか凄そう	Communist: "(to the Kinki Financial Department) You want records that are different from ours for data." Ministry of Finance: "I believe it is possible that a variety of versions may exist because of the disclosure request and the like." Communist: "Versions?" Ministry of Finance: "I apologize, I misspoke. Please retract that from the record. A double talking administration is amazing.
1881	共謀罪！共謀罪！	Conspiracy!
3592	イスラエル兵凄い	Israeli solders are amazing.
3592	イスラエル兵平手打ちのパレスチナ人少女ら、勾留延長	Extension to detainment in case of slap with Israeli solder and Palestinian young girl.
1918	兵庫・香美の岩場で釣りをしていた男子高校生、海中に転落。友人が通報して巡視船による捜索が行われるも見つからず。救命胴衣を着けていなかったという。  近場だったか通い慣れてたかで軽装舐めプだったのかねえ。こういう事故はいたたまれんな      そろそろ時期的にライフジャケット着てても発見遅れるとマズいけどな	A young boy fishing in a rocky area of Kami, Hyogo Prefecture falls into the ocean. His friend reported it to the police and a patrol boat was sent out, but the boy has not been found. Friend says he was not wearing a life vest. Seems it was someplace local and familiar to him or something, guess he went underequipped. I can't stand these kinds of preventable accidents. In terms of timing, it would suck to fail to be found even if wearing a life jacket.\\n
2674	内容散らかり過ぎてていいスレタイ考えるの諦めちゃった	The contents are so all over the place that I gave up trying to come up with a thread title.
3790	内容は特にないよ	There are no particular contents.
1006	()内がバックコーラスっぽくてリズム感すごい	() resembles a background chorus and has a nice rhythm.
885	内田樹「一部の国内一流企業の経営者は、会社経営にまったく向いていない」  経営能力より根回しや忖度でんでんしてもらえるか？  ここがJの経営者にある軸だもんなぁ	Tatsuru Uchida.  'Some top managers of domestic companies are not suitable for company management at all'. Is it a case of management ability not being as important as informal networking and guesswork?  Is this what Japanese management is all about?
1962	内申点のためだよ	Japan will sink to the level of a criminal superpower because of this report.
1390	めっちゃ内輪（日本人的な枠で）ウケな内容になりそう	Lets see what we can get.
3197	内閣府作成のクールジャパン関連分野のマッピング図が話題に  これ作ったアホが高いお賃金貰ってると思うと悔しくて（ビクンビクン   まぁ資料は下っ端が作ってるのかもしれないけど・・・	The cabinet created Cool Japan related area mapping chart is trending. I get angry just thinking about how much the idiot who made this gets paid. (Argh. Well, the document might have been made by an underling...)
2299	内閣府作成のクールジャパン関連分野のマッピング図が話題に  この図を一見して覚えたのは「文化の商品化」だな  固有の文化を切り盛りして売っていこうという発想  そうやっていくうちに文化そのものが形骸化し、衰退していく	The Cabinet Office's mapped out plan for rolling out "cool Japan" has become a hot topic. The thing that I took away from this plan after glancing at it is "cultural commercialization." The idea that you can cut up and sell a traditional culture... Before you sell it the culture needs to be a shell of it's former self and begin to decay away.
4380	内閣府+製菓大手明治「チョコレートを食べると脳が若返る」➡️「食べてない集団と比較してませんでした。実験やり直します」  誰も言わなかったの？ 「チョコレートの効果を調べる為にはチョコレートを食べてない群と比較しなきゃ意味無くないっすか？」 って。	Cabinet Office + large confectioner Meiji "When you eat chocolate your mind gets younger" ➡️ "No comparisons were made with groups who did not eat it. We will redo the experiments." Is nobody saying, "If you want to investigate the effects of chocolate then if you don't compare against a group that doesn't eat chocolate there is no meaning"?
3694	内閣支持率の明確な下落を検出・急落に進展する可能性も｜はる/みらい選挙プロジェクト｜note  無党派層が一番のかぎやな	A definite decline in the Cabinet's approval rating has been detected, possibility that it will become a steeper decline | Haru/Mirai Election Project | note Independent voters will sway the outcome
4192	ドル円が105円台に突入	Dollar to Yen, rising up to 105 yen.
1427	１０円玉握り「おなかすいた」 コンビニで５歳女児保護  子ども食堂を建てる土地をお友達企業に激安で売りそう	5 year old girl clutches 10 yen coin in  front of convenience store and begs for food. Seems there are plans to sell off a plot on which a children's cafeteria stands to a corporation it is friendly with.
3760	円盤大爆死して欲しい	I want the disks to die in a big explosion.
4239	リーマン再びあるで	This is the Lehman Brothers crisis all over again.
2255	再任された黒田バズーカ総裁 愛称は「クロトン」  クロ（ダさんそろそろ年金を原資にした異次元緩和の責任も取らず、次の天下り先へ）   トン（ズラのご算段。）	The president of Kuroda Bazooka has been reassigned. Nickname "crouton." Crou "Hey da, let's ditch the responsibility we have towards easing the monetary burden on pension capital and head towards the next easy job" ton (Raising money for his wig.)
146	再生時間が三十分〜とか見る気しないわ	I have no interest in watching a 30 minute video.
1894	キンタの冒険  キンタ  マ  スイ  ッチ	Kinta's Adventure: Kitama Switch
2014	いやほんと冗談じゃなくそれがこわひ	That's not a joke, that's scary.
4326	まるで写真	It's as if it's a photo.
1855	【写真付き】レースクイーン業界闇深について４  でもレースクイーンって   大概そんなもんじゃないのと思っているが…	[With photos] About the darkness of the race queen industry #4  But, generally speaking, I'm thinking that's not the way it is for most race queens...
4326	だったら写真でいいじゃん厨「うんこしたい」	"I want to poo."
4349	ふともも写真家ゆりあさんって？本人画像あり  これってもしかして本人のふとも…	Ms. Yuria the thigh photographer? There are images of herself. Could this be her own thigh...?
1421	写真が広瀬アリスなのはなんでや	Why is the girl pictured Alice Hirose?
4428	ご冥福	Suicide, huh... Rest in peace.
2478	この冬全国で初めて－３０℃下回る 北海道  地表でちょっとした寒気並みの寒さとかおそロシア	This winter it will go below －３０℃ for the first time in the country.  It's scary thinking how cold it will be on the ground level in Hokkaido.
1635	冬到来控え、牛も駆け足	In preparation for the arrival of winter, even the cows are hurrying.
898	「冬もアイス」商戦熱く 道内、室内暖かく消費増  無理無理冷え性だから手が凍傷で壊死します	'Ice in winter' The sales war in Hokkaido is heating up, consumption for a warming indoor experience is increasing, indescribable cold. Our hands fall off with frostbite.
3834	冬みたいに寒い	It's cold like it's winter.
709	冬、寒く風が強く大変だ	Winter, the cold wind makes it tough.
872	冬にありがちな「布団が重くて寝苦しい」問題の解決策 実は5㎏以上の“重し”を乗せている人も  嫁/子供/猫がしがみついて体重かけてくるので寝苦しい人もいるんでしょうね	A solution to the futon being too heavy in winter, making it hard to sleep. For those carrying over 5kg, the extra weight may be because of children or cats clinging on, so some have difficulty sleeping.
1044	冷凍食品におつまみ続々	Following frozen foods is snack foods.
9	冷笑ネトウヨライター中川淳一郎と普通の日本人たちの攻撃によりツイッター撤退へ	Withdraws from Twitter after attacks by scornful right winger Nakagawa Junichiro and other normal Japanese citizens.
4040	冷たい豪華な御節よりあったかい汁物に感動したもんだわ	I was touched by a warm soup more than a cold luxurious osechi.
381	冷静に考えたら職場で彼女作っても別れたり振られたりしたら気まずいし様々なリスクが伴うのでは？	If you think about it calmly, if you have your girlfriend at work, then there is a risk that things would be awkward if you split up or have an argument.
2164	冷静に考えたら職場で彼女作っても別れたり振られたりしたら気まずいし様々なリスクが伴うのでは？  使ったことないからわかんない、、  でもSNSで出会った例は知ってる  Twitterで同い年と思えるような発言(ポケモンのカスミが初恋だ〜、バトルアスリーテス大運動会観てた〜とか)してると、食いついてくるのがいるんよ  で、同い年のよしみで仲良く会話して、  初音ミクとかボカロとかの流行ってるコンテンツを通じてさらに仲良くなって、  おふざけでチャH(ま〇しょとする感じで、いや、向こうからしてくるからセクハラじゃないよ)してるうちに本気のチャHするようなって、お互い会おうって話になって、  DMで待ち合わせ場所決めて、、  そのまま普通にお付き合い。  まぁ、弟の話なんだけど、、  ちなみに、同い年かと思ってたら4歳年下で、  出会った時、弟大学の1年、相手中3、、みたいな感じだったらしい。  あまりにも同年齢ネタに食いつけるんで、出会うまで本気で同い年だと信じてたらしい。中身開けたら女子中学生だもんな、、  可愛くていい子だったよ。家事もしてくれてたし、、妹が嫉妬したのか気に食わなかったのか、メチャメチャにして別れさせてたけど、、	If you think about it rationally, even if you find a girlfriend at work, if you break up or get dumped it will be uncomfortable, and there are various risks, right? I've never used it so I don't know, but I know an example of meeting via SNS. There are cases where things come together with somebody who Tweets like they are around the same age (Misty from Pokemon was my first crush, I watched Battle Athletes, etc.). So being of similar age you start to talk and get closer, and through popular things like Hatsune Miku or Vocaloid you get even closer, then while kidding around with online sex (like saying, "Let's ***." Wait, it's coming from them so it's not sexual harassment) it becomes earnest online sex, and you both start talking about meeting up, so you settle on a place to meet through direct messaging, then you start dating. Well, for my younger brother, by the way, he thought they were the same age but she was actually four years younger, so when they met he was a freshman at college and she was a 9th grader, kind of like that. She seemed to be into things that you'd expect of somebody the same age, so until they actually met he thought they were the same age. When she opened up it turned out she was a 9th grader, a cute, good girl. She did chores at home, and maybe the little sister was jealous or unable to stomach things, so she ended up making a mess of things and breaking them up.
2183	凄すぎる	Beyond amazing.
1439	シャリ凄い	The rice is incredible!
262	うわあ、ほしいなあ凄い欲しい	Whoa, I want them, I really want them.
3632	おしっこは凍るのか？	Will urine freeze?
37	凍った葉	Frozen leaves.
1068	凡ミス過ぎる	More than a simple mistake.
2220	処女じゃなかったから「よし、するか」	Since she wasn't a virgin, I thought, "Alright, I'll do it."
3919	処女じゃなかったから「よし、するか」 柔道・内柴被告の行状  慰安婦に対する反論と似たようなもんで笑った   お前ら歴史的にも確実にレイプ魔民族日本人だよ	Because she was not a virgin "Yoshi, you do" Judo · Uchisabu defendant 's line of business Comrades against comfort women and you laughed, Historically surely you are a Japanese rape Evil race.
2183	オリンピックで出てきた1218個のドローン	1218 drones appear at Olympics.
1060	おぅてめぇケツ出せやオラァ！！	Hey, you show us that ass right now!
1957	うんち出りゅ  つよい	I've got the shits real bad.
4485	#出世か自殺かどっちか選べるよ！	#you can choose either advancement of suicide!
3769	出会って5秒で増税。安倍総理に「国民いじめ」をコミットさせた背後の力＝斎藤満  タイトルだけでUVした	Tax increase within 5 seconds of meeting. Prime Minister Abe "bullying the populace" with power behind the scenes = Saito Mitsuru. Only the title is UV.
3523	出回ってる分はどうにもならんが	However, we can do nothing about the portion floating around.
2735	出川哲朗もビックリ！という	The CEO is the top shareholder but he says "I will discuss with the shareholders."
1642	出席者から罵声浴びなかったのか？	Was he not heckled by the attendees?
3496	どうせみんな出ないだろと思ってたら出てないの学年で自分含めて二人くらいだって後で聞いて驚いた記憶があるゾ	I thought nobody would go but I found out to my surprise later that only two people from my year including me didn't attend.
1189	しばらくすればデータが出揃うだろう	Data should be available soon.
139	みたいなのは出来ないのかな?	So, for example, baseball has the Central League and Pacific League, so if they split things up into something like a white team and red team (so as to not hurt the entertainment value) and alternated the groups at each competition (cutting the wear on each sumo wrestler to half of what it is now), then at the end of the year they could do a white / red competition to determine the overall champion... Is something like that not possible?
605	ゾフやらジンズが出来る前は一個７万くらいしたなぁ。	Before Zoff or Jins one pair used to be around 70,000 yen.
2381	出る杭は打たれる	The nail that sticks out gets hammered down.
1857	出る杭は打たれる	The stake that sticks out gets hammered.
4282	ねほりんぱほりんに出演したネトゲ廃人「ボトラーは時間がかかって結局効率が悪い」  TIL	Online game addict appearing on Nehorinpahorin "Being a bottler takes a lot of time and is inefficient" Today I learned
1710	出演の打ち上げパーティーなんか普通発表なんてしないだろう	Wouldn't a party like this normally not be made public?
2949	カゲキヤ出版とかいうストレートな出版社      俺一人で、処女2000人の相手をすることになった。     [著者名] 久壁 おと     [発売日] 2016/2/17発売     「我が国民全員と【せくるす】の儀式をしてもらう！」     トンネルを抜けると、そこは女だらけの国！そこで【子作りの神】となった俺は、     2000人の処女を相手に朝から晩まで【精を出す】毎日が始まった…！  ちょっと面白そう	From the straight publisher Kagekiya, "I Have to Keep 2000 Virgins Company by Myself". Author: Oto Hisakabe Release Date: February 17, 2018. \\n"I'll have my country's citizens do the 'Sekurusu' ritual for me!" Emerge from the tunnel to find a country full of women! There I became the "God of Fertility" and my life of "working hard" from dawn to dusk began...! Sounds kind of interesting
2522	出版社の為でしかないし、出版社は本当に漫画家を守ってるか？という所に行き着くわけだが、どうなんだろ	Is it only for the publisher, and does the publisher protect the cartoonist?
2522	出版関係者しか実態は知り得ないし、あまり言わないものな	Only publishing officials can know the actual condition, and they do not say much.
4194	出生数が過去最少 死亡者は戦後最多 人口減が加速 | NHKニュース  イザナギ「この国で1年に94万人生まれるようにする！」   イザナミ「じゃあ134万人殺す！」    イザナギ「えっ」   イザナミ「えっ」	The lowest number of births in the past, the largest number of deads after the war. Accelerate the most population decline after the end of World War IINHK News Izanagi "Try to make 940,000 people born this year in the country!" Izanami "Well, kill 1.34 million people!" Izanagi "Eh" Izanami "What? "
4207	出生数が過去最少 死亡者は戦後最多 人口減が加速 | NHKニュース  おせっせする相手をくれ	Lowest birth rates in history, most decease since Second World War, population decrease is speeding up  |  NHK News. Give me someone to have sex with.
684	出荷台数、ついに10年前の水準に	Shipment numbers are now at the level they were 10 years ago.
1150	ＳＰで出遅れもフリーで挽回！全体で１４位に入り「今できることは全部やれました」	It is in 14th\\nplace.
1449	テレビタックルに出てる頃からわりと変だった	He seems quite different from the days when he appeared on TV Tackle.
2453	刀使ノ巫女一気見した  一応SPOILERつけるか   たいしたこと書いてないけど	I watched "Toji No Miko" in one sitting.  I guess I'll put SPOILER just in case, even though I haven't written much.
1433	刃のお墓	Grave of swords.
288	やっすいやつでも分からんやん	Even cheap people don't know about this.
2857	ますますマンガで分かる!FGO	Better understanding of FGO with manga.
4209	よく分からないけどいつのまにやらアルファテストユーザーになってた	I don't quite know how, but I somehow became an alpha test user.
3001	分かりません	I don't understand.
272	１０分で完食強要「吐いたもの食べさせた」 兵庫・川西集団暴行死、集団生活の一端明らかに  この事件知らなかった	Forced to eat everything in 10 minutes "made to eat what was thrown up"  Kawanishi, Kyogo game violence death  Revealing one part of communal living  I didn't know about this incident
3564	バイクタウンなのかバイキタウンなのか分からんのやけどいつまで持つかな	I also do not know how long I should wait.
1131	分散暗号通貨の暴落止まらず、/r/CryptoCurrencyに自殺防止ホットラインの案内が貼られる	Sudden decline of decentralized cryptocurrencies continues, suicide prevention hotline link added to /r/CryptoCurrency.
2314	分散暗号通貨の暴落止まらず、/r/CryptoCurrencyに自殺防止ホットラインの案内が貼られる  予定調和感   さんざん暴落の危険性を言われてたのに…	If cryptocurrency doesn't stop dropping, a suicide prevention hotline will be stickied on /r/CryptoCurrency  It feels like a scheduled harmony  It was said that there's a risk of total collapse, though...
1078	からの、切るのHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE	The dog pokes out it's face, and I went WHOAAAAAA and then when they cut it was like OHHHHHH!
3638	ヤニ切れただけでねーの?	So it was just withdrawal symptoms?
3712	切った部分押す時に腰の縄がちょっと緩んで落ちそう	When he pushes the part that he cut, the rope around his waist loosens a bit and it looks like he's going to fall.
1459	ブラジル刑務所が過密状態に	Overcrowding in Brazilian prisons.
4432	ビットコイン なんやかんやで初の100万円超  年末はビットコイン売って旨いものでも食おうという動きで下がる・・・っ	Bitcoin has somehow passed the one million yen mark for the first time. At the end of the year there will be less action about selling bitcoin and treating yourself to a nice meal...
1418	初めてAC部で声出して笑った	I laughed out loud at the AB part at the beginning.
1912	初めてvxi君と意見があった気がする	Woah, that's the first time you and I agree on something, vxi.
3997	ホンダジェットが初の世界首位、17年納入機数で競合のセスナ機抜く  セスナって社名だったのか！TIL   なんでか小型プロペラ飛行機のことだと思ってた	Honda Jet is the new world leader, beating out Cessna in supplying aircraft for 17 years  Cessna is the company name! TIL  I thought Cessna referred to a small propeller plane
312	初代Xboxの巨大なコントローラーがこの3月に復活	The huge controller on the first generation X box will be revamped in March.
889	初代Xboxの巨大なコントローラーがこの3月に復活  なにこれ  表面右にボタンらしきものが二つあるしバンパーも二つ追加？  6＋2(メニュー)＋2(スティック)＋2(バンパー)＋2(トリガー)でボタン数が14なのか  だったらほしいぞ	They will be bringing back the gigantic controller from the original XBox in March, What the heck? There seem to be two buttons on the right side and two more bumpers? 6 + 2 (Menu) + 2 (Stick) + 2 (Bumper) + 2 (Trigger) making a total number of 14 buttons. If that's the case I want it
1755	『からくりサーカス』、初のテレビアニメ化決定 才賀勝役はプロアマ不問のオーディションで  おお	"Krakuri Circus", first TV animation decided; Shiga Kawabe will be great at an open audition
3343	スクフェスのスコアマッチ初参戦だけど	Everybody let's chat!
1697	たぬきは初回でギブだった	Azurim is a raccoon with a beautiful shadow, who gibbs for the first time.
499	初夢わすれた  思い出した  ・旅行する夢(駅で電車に乗ろうとしてた)  ・引き出しの中にお金を入れる夢(でもこんな場所に入れてたら盗まれそうと思った)  どちらも音信不通の知り合いが出てきた	I forgot my original dream.  Then I remembered.  My dream of a journey.  I was about to get on a train.  My dream of placing money in my drawer (though it would be stolen if I put it in such a place).  In both places there is lack of communication.
3593	ヤマハ初の女性開発チーフの「バイク愛」 車好きが原点、二輪開発に取り組む  PCが20時帰宅とかマジ？	Yamaha's first female development team's "Bike Love." Vehicle love as a starting point, the PC grappling with two wheeled development returns home at 8:00pm, is that serious?
3239	デレステがますます初心者に優しい神音ゲーと化したので今すぐ始めましょう	Deresute has become more and more a easier Shiin game for beginners so let’s start now.
3337	リップルがアルトコイン初となる時価総額1000億ドル超え  まだまだ上がるで！明日は150万買い増しするで！   日足のストキャスRSI見たら吐きそうになるけど我慢や！買えば助かるで！	A first for Altcoin, Ripple's aggregate market value goes above 100 billion dollars. It's going to increase even more! Tomorrow I'm going to buy 1,500,000! When I look at the daily price of the Stochastic RSI, I feel like throwing up, but I have to be patient! You'll be saved if you buy!
3271	初期とdos以来だけどわしは買うぞい。楽しみなんじゃ！	I look forward to it!
655	初期の頃とは又違う良さ	Even the earliest one had different points that were better.
1025	初デートで泥酔、ウォーホル絵画にワインぶちまけ逮捕 米テキサス  酒に酔って賠償一億超えかよ	Dead drunk on my first date.  Lots of wine on Warhol paintings.  Texas, USA.  The prize for drunkenness is over 100 million.
1062	ＭＲＪで初のキャンセル確定、米イースタン航空の40機＝三菱航空機	Mitsubishi Regional Jet first cancellation has been decided, Eastern Air Lines of the United States cancels 40 planes.
3786	「ニコニコチャンネル」に初のアニメ見放題チャンネル「dアニメストア ニコニコ支店」を開設  プレミアム会員でも別途月額料金がかかるうえに本家dアニとも別契約扱いかよ  ビビるわ	The first "niconico channel" unlimited viewing anime channel "d anime store niconico branch" is being established. In addition to having a monthly fee even for premium members, there is also a separate contract with Honka d Ani. I can't believe it.
3464	パリ初のヌーディストレストラン開店	Paris' first nudist restaurant.
1172	こんな判決出てたの知らんかった	I didn't know about this judgement.
2918	「別府行くより、草津行こうぜ」別府が風評被害にさらされるライバル草津を応援する新聞広告を掲載	"Going to Kusatsu than going to Beppu" Posting newspaper advertisements supporting Beppu victims of rival Kusatsu.
4309	別の民泊施設のスーツケースから人の頭部	A person's head was found in a separate private facility.
1710	利用されてることにも気がつかないほどのアホなんやなー	He's so stupid that he doesn't realize he's being used.
265	ランニングアプリ利用の軍人のジョギングルートから、米軍秘密基地の極秘所在地が判明してしまう事案発生  岡三マンはフォロワー10マン人くらいいるしセーフ	The case where the secret location of US military bases was revealed through the jogging routes of soldiers using running apps  Okasan man is safe because he has 100,000 followers
2766	ランニングアプリ利用の軍人のジョギングルートから、米軍秘密基地の極秘所在地が判明してしまう事案発生  岡三マンが米軍のスパイなのかと思ったナリ	Concern appears over the locations of secret US military bases being revealed through the jogging routes of military personnel using running apps  I was thinking okasanman was a spy of the US military
2244	ネットサポーター制度開始	Supporters on the internet begin to use the service.
1320	制服ろり  なぜか二つサブミできてた	Why was I able to submit 2 uniforms?
2915	モリモリ削る仕様はやめて	Also they should stop adding parts where the basis of the elemental attribute system is passed through and broken.
113	この前600円超えてて流石に買えなかった	Previously it surpassed 600 yen, so of course I couldn't buy them.
4474	マミさん  ゆうくんの前ではビッチにもなっちゃうの、	It will be a bitch in front of Mami Yukun
1086	前世の記憶によれば改善は毎週提出とか部署同士で競い合わせるとか空気悪かった	In a previous life I remember a bad work atmosphere due to things like weekly improvement reports and departmental battles.
2504	そうお前だお前ッッ！	Yeah, it's you it's you!
894	前原誠司「共産党には魂売れぬ」小池晃「買う気は全くございません」  こういう騒動になるまで前原を　『重鎮』　扱いしてた民進党（残留組）はやはり人を見る目がなかったのだと思うよ   割れるべくして割れて、ようやく　『党をむしばんでいた元凶』　の正体にみんな気が付いた	Seiji Maehara 'Don't sell your soul to the Communist Party' Akira Koike  'I have no wish to purchase it'.  Until this spirited exchange, I think that the Democratic Progressive Party, who had treated Maehara as a leader, had not really been looking at the common people.  Once this broke out, everyone realised who was eating into the party.
4283	前原誠司さん「昨夜、来日中のスティーブン・バノン氏との夕食会に参加しました。仕事のためにお酒も飲まなければ、ゴルフもしないというストイックさと、雄弁さに感銘を受けました。有意義なひと時をありがとうございました。」  前原xバノン！！	Maehara Seiji "Last night I dined with Stephen K. Bannon, who is visiting Japan. I was deeply impressed how stoic he is, not drinking or playing golf for the sake of work, and also at his wonderful eloquence. Thank you very much for the meaningful time." Maehara x Bannon
4202	前原誠司さん「昨夜、来日中のスティーブン・バノン氏との夕食会に参加しました。仕事のためにお酒も飲まなければ、ゴルフもしないというストイックさと、雄弁さに感銘を受けました。有意義なひと時をありがとうございました。」  のけもの同士魅かれあったんだねわかるよ	Seiji Maehara said " Last night, I joined a dinner with Mr. Steve Bannon who came to Japan. I was impressed by his not wanting to drink or play golf while on work business. Thank you for that meaningful moment." It was very fascinating.
1297	前原誠司さん「昨夜、来日中のスティーブン・バノン氏との夕食会に参加しました。仕事のためにお酒も飲まなければ、ゴルフもしないというストイックさと、雄弁さに感銘を受けました。有意義なひと時をありがとうございました。」  わー私なんかめっちゃストイックじゃん悟り開いて良いレベル	Mr. Seiji Maehara: "Last night, I went to dinner party with Steven Bannon. I was deeply impressed with his eloquence  and his stoicism that came with not having to drink or golf for work. Thank you for the worthwhile time." Whaaaat, I'm so stoic that I'm enlightened.
465	だいぶ前から垢はあるのに認証せずにブロック行為してる公式垢だったしね	They've had an account for a while now but it was an official account that wasn't verified and kept blocking users.
1626	お前なんて室内でコート着とるやんけ 俺がベージュのマウンテンパーカー室内で着てたらクスクス笑っとったクセに オマエは仲良し組居なくなったら着とるやないかい なぁ、ベージュさん  8:15 早過ぎて誰もいない  8:20 悪くはないが電車一本分の余裕を持つべき  8:25 遅刻ではないが電車が遅れたら遅刻  8:17〜8:18に着けば良いんだな	Why are you wearing your coat inside? If I wore a beige mountain parka inside you'd be snickering at me. If you didn't have a clique of friends you probably wouldn't wear it, right Beige? 8:15 Too early, nobody there 8:20 Not bad, can get enough space for yourself on the train 8:25 Won't be late, but if the train is delayed will be late 8:17~8:18 Good time to arrive
418	前川前次官を授業で招いた中学校に文科省が授業内容などの提出を要求していた メールでは、前川氏が天下り問題で辞任したことや、出会い系バーの店を利用していたと指摘したうえで、「道徳教育が行われる学校にこうした背景のある氏をどのような判断で授業を依頼したのか」  白票水増し改竄事件でもう不正選挙があるのも発覚してるんだよなあ	In an email from the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology requesting details from a junior high school about the proposed contents of a lecture that it had invited former undersecretary Mr. Maikawa to give, on top of pointing out how Mr. Maikawa resigned due to his dictatorial style of working, as well as his visits to dating bars, "we wonder what kind of judgement was relied upon when enlisting a person with such a background for the lecture."  I even discovered there already  exists fraudulent elections such as the Hakuhyomizumashi incident
2216	前川氏が安倍首相に「逃げきれるなら民主主義疑う」	Mr. Maegawa to Prime Minister Abe: "To run away is to doubt democracy."
2794	前川氏が安倍首相に「逃げきれるなら民主主義疑う」  もう逃げきってまっせ      遺憾ながら全っ然ダメージ与えられなかったな	Maekawa to Prime Minister Abe "If you're able to escape, I will doubt democracy"  He's already escaped, and I'm sorry to say that he wasn't given any damage at all
66	前川氏：「役人は辞めれば何でも言える」 佐川氏に助言  暴露本でも出せばバカ売れ間違い無し  本件に関わらず一切合切吐き出して全部めちゃくちゃにしてほしい	Advice from Maekawa: You can say anything if the officials quit. Even if you publish it in an expose, it can't be mistaken for idiocy. Regardless, I'd like the whole thing to be spilled out.
2082	前川氏：「役人は辞めれば何でも言える」 佐川氏に助言  菅「在職中に言えや」	Mr. Maekawa: "Government officials can say whatever they want once they quit"  Suga advises to Mr. Sagawa "Say it loud while you're on post."
3691	前年下回り２年ぶり大台４０％割れ	Lower than the year before, ratings slip below the 40% mark for the first time in 2 years.
572	前年同時期の赤字94億円から大幅に悪化	It has become worse than the 9.4 billion yen deficit of the same time last year.
2812	お前らってこんな後輩が好きなの？	Do you guys like these kind of juniors?
419	お前らってこんな後輩が好きなの？	Do you like these kinds of juniors?
581	前文部科学事務次官・前川喜平が「道徳」教科化に警鐘──「国体思想的な考え方は子供たちを“分断”させかねない」  道徳を教科化して強化しようとしるのか	Former Secretary of the Ministry of Education, Science and Administration, Kihei Maekawa, warns of "morality" curriculum  "A nationalist political ideological way of thinking is likely to 'divide' children"  Are you trying to strengthen morality by turning it into a curriculum?
840	この前オススメしてくれたつばき、時跳び読んだよ	I read "Tsubaki, Tokitobi" which was recommended to me.
3338	前橋女子高生重体の８５歳容疑者、女性と交流で運転に固執か	85 year old suspect for female Maebashi high school student in critical condition, was adamant about driving in order to meet with woman.
1310	お前ら毎年(VR)元年言ってるだろうが	For you, maybe every year is a VR year.
1871	お前らが民進が悪い民進が悪い喚いてるだけで自民党もネトウヨもそんなことは言ってない	All of you keep moaning 'DPP are bad, DPP are bad', but you never say that about the Liberal Democrats or the 'netouyo' right wing bloggers.
3339	あきらめる前に知っておくべきこと	Things you should know before you give up.
324	おやすみ前落書き	A doodle before bed.
4139	おやすみ前落書き  ＜○＞　　＜○＞	before sleep doodle  ＜○＞　　＜○＞
2651	おやすみ前落書き	Doodling before I go to bed.
1020	おやすみ前落書き	I scribbled something before I want to bed.
3598	おやすみ前落書き	Scrawling before bedtime.
61	ずいぶん前にみんなでボイスチャットをしようって言ったのを諦めては無いんだ。  あ、こ、こ、ちわ…  あ…  あ…	A while ago there was talk about everybody voice chatting together, and I haven't given up on that. Ah, he, hell, o... ah... ah...
491	ずいぶん前にみんなでボイスチャットをしようって言ったのを諦めては無いんだ。  匿名ならいいな   ちんこ音頭踊るわ	I told you a long time ago that I wanted to voice chat with everyone. I am not giving up on that. It would be good to use a fake name. I will dance to Chinco Ondo.
1610	お前が調理する時給ぶんだけで150円越えるだろ…	Just considering your hourly wage making the food it would surpass 150 yen you know...
1417	バイカー「前のほう走ってた奴が落車した……バイク助けたろ！」	Hiker says, "That guy up ahead fell off his bike...at least his bike was saved!"
3311	前頭辺りに適当に	I'm just going to go with the flow and get somewhere in the front.
1325	るろうに剣心作者、児童ポルノ所持で逮捕  許した	Rurouni Kenshin author, arrested for possession of child pornography  Forgiven
2762	るろうに剣心作者を書類送検…女児動画所持容疑 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  児ポの販売元が摘発されて(?)、購入履歴から辿ったらって感じなのかな   3次ロリダメ。ゼッタイ。	Charges filed against "Rurouni Kenshin" author  Charged with possession of videos of underage girls: Society: Yomiuri Shimbun (YOMIURI ONLINE)  Child porn distributors have been uncovered(?), I feel like they're going to follow the purchase history, I guess.  Tertiary lolita is prohibited. Absolutely.
1669	るろうに剣心作者を書類送検…女児動画所持容疑 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  いくつかのスマホアプリとコラボってたろどうすんだるろ剣	\\nItinerant swordsman sent documents. Possible suspect at girl's video parlour.    \\nSociety: Yomiuri Shinbun （YOMIURI ONLINE）A lazy sword collaborating with some smartphone apps.  \\n
1064	るろうに剣心作者を書類送検…女児動画所持容疑 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  女神様の作者は超歳下と結婚するしイメージ通りだなこの業界人	Rurouni Kenshin author charged... Suspicion of possession of child pornography: Society: YOMIURI ONLINE. The author Oh My Goddess! married someone way younger, so this fits the image of someone in this industry.
2471	るろうに剣心作者を書類送検…女児動画所持容疑 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  あららー   純情な感情でもダメ！	The author of Rurouni Kenshin pressed charges... Suspected of possession of child pornography videos : Company : Yomirui Shimbun (YOMIURI ONLINE) Oh no~ even with a love for him, that's still not okay!
3224	るろうに剣心作者を書類送検…女児動画所持容疑 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  蝶サイコー！（ｼｺｼｺｼｺ	Charges involving Rurouni Kenshin author... Suspicion of possessing videos of young girls: Society: YOMIURI ONLINE  Super amazing! (fap fap fap)
2800	「るろうに剣心」アニメも放送休止 テレ朝ｃｈ１ 実写版映画に続き  ゴブリンバット！！(意味深	Anime series "Rurouni Kenshin" also pausing broadcast  TV Asa channel 1 Continuation of the live action film  Goblin Butt!! (profound meaning
4236	副大臣「何人死んだ」米軍事故	Former cabinet minister "Several people are dead".
3107	割とがっつりイってますな	He's going for the win
3823	ガラケーでも割りとよくある	It happens pretty frequently with flip phones too.
2744	割とマジで	Seriously.
3019	アベノミクス、９割弱が「評価」	Abenomics, almost 90% "approval".
44	アベノミクス、９割弱が「評価」 投資喚起の規制緩和期待 主要企業アンケート。「アベノミクスの推進で日本経済は活力を取り戻しつつある」（電機）  渋った割に話が眉唾すぎる	Abenomics, nearly 90% "estimate" that expectation of deregulation will spark investment, according to survey of major businesses. "The Japanese economy is regaining vitality by implementing Abenomics" (Technology)  This story is sparse and too misleading
3819	創作家の性なのです	It's the artist's sex.
1710	いや創価2世だから母親に言われたか??	Nah, he's a second generation Soka Gakkai, so was he told by his mother?
4425	創価のパワーオソロシス	Soka's power is scary.
1866	創価学会についてのCIA文書(1963/8/2) "BUDDIST MILITANTS IN JAPANESE POLITICS"  人間革命 頭がパァーン	CIA document about Soka Gakkai (1963/8/2) "BUDDIST MILITANTS IN JAPANESE POLITICS" Human Revolution  My mind is blown
3687	創価学会についてのCIA文書(1963/8/2) "BUDDIST MILITANTS IN JAPANESE POLITICS"  たじゃなくてだいさくって読むのはじめて知ったわ  ダブル驚きですね	CIA documents concerning Soka Gakkai (8/2/1963) "BUDDHIST MILITANTS IN JAPANESE POLITICS" I didn't know you read it as Daisaku, not "ta". It's a double surprise.
485	創価学会施設で少年が警備員を切りつけ	Boys slash security guards at a Soka Gakkai facility.
2048	創価学会施設で少年が警備員を切りつけ	Youth male slashed a security guard at Soka Gakkai's facility.
1917	剽窃チェックソフトを使った調査で、シェイクスピアの作品に20件以上の台詞・文節のコピペがあったことが判明。元ネタは1576年に書かれたジョージ・ノースの原稿  コピペより元ネタ探しの手段としての剽窃判定ソフトの可能性、   にむしろ記事の重点があるように読めるので投稿タイトルが   若干ミスリーディング。    ただ、シェイクスピア本人の作品を含め伝統的に「文学」では   「刊行された」作品の版に対する関心が高い傾向がある気がする   （反比例して未刊行、手稿等のヴァリアントには関心が低い）のは   事実だと思う。	In a survey employing plagiarism checking software, it has come to light that over 20 of Shakespeare's works use lines and phrases copied from other work. The phrases originate from a 1576 unpublished manuscript by George North. The title is somewhat misleading, as the main thrust of the article could be read to imply that the software could be used to find potential sources for use when plagiarizing. That being said, I do think it is true that there has traditionally been, in literature, the works of Shakespeare included, a strong interest in published works (and less interest in unpublished works or manuscripts).
2835	劇場版「仮面ライダーアマゾンズ」が5月19日公開へ Twitterアカウントの凍結恐れず告知する鷹山仁にほれそう  3気がないと思ったら映画か	The movie version of "Kamen Rider Amazons" will be released. Jin Takayama announced this on twitter without fear of having his account suspended. I think I'm in love! Just when I thought there wasn't any interest, a movie get released...
2087	パンツに力を振った作画からパンツに最適化された作画へ	From drawings that are focused on underwear to those matching to the underwear.
2722	このチーム力が相手なら勝てるだろ→回避回避回避クリティカル	If the opposing team has this much power I can win→ Abort abort abort critical.
2805	ウコンの力飲んでるおっさんは安泰だね	An old man taking a lot of turmeric can rest easy, huh?
4437	これに加えてドリル、下村、甘利、準強姦、スパコンもある	In addition there is the drill, Shimomura, Amari, incapacitated rape, and the supercomputer.
2467	加害者の視点で見るのは被害者に対する人権侵害	Viewing things from the stance of the assailant are a human rights violations towards the victim.
1431	加藤智大死刑囚 描いた絵  はい人生の卒業文集	Image of Tomohiro Kato on death row. Here ya go, a collection of essays on graduating from this life.
4500	加計問題にツッコミなし 今治市“第三者機関”はまるで茶番  自民王国みかん土人やしな。しゃーない      わしもみかん土人やけど	No digging into the addiction problem. Imabari City's "Third Party Organization" is almost like a kingdom of aboriginals. I'm a mandarin orange aboriginal myself.
2763	【スクープ】加計問題でも「公文書改ざん」疑惑が浮上｜政治｜ニュース｜日刊ゲンダイDIGITAL  森友よりこっちゃの方が額面もデカいし特区じゃの何じゃのが絡んでるからな      やってないと言われてハイそうですかとは聞けんわな	[Scoop] Allegations surface of "official document falsification" even in Kake Scandal | Politics | News | Nikkan Gendai DIGITAL
473	加計学園問題でも公文書書き換え疑惑（文春オンライン）	Suspicion that documents were also falsified in relation to the Kakei Gakuen Problem (Bunshun Online).
4423	加計学園岡山理大問題、レイﾊﾟーデマ口問題等々、疑惑はたくさんある。追及の手を緩めなければまだ下がるでしょ。	If these investigations don't slow down it will probably drop even further.
3408	加計学園・岡山理科大学の獣医学部認可は結局何が問題なのか、その本質を考えてみた  人より家畜が多い状態にすれば大丈夫  一次産業全振りで	Kake Gakuen・I thought a bit about the problem with Okayama University of Science's department of Veterinary Medicine Approval  If there is more livestock than people, it's okay  The primary industry is in full swing
3160	『加計学園は認可しなさい』	"Approve Kakei Gakuen."
486	加計献金疑惑の下村博文氏	Hakubun Shimomura is under suspicion for inappropriate donations.
2256	加計はストップしてないから開学したら余裕でボロ儲けじゃないのか？	What percentage of tax loss can he justify?\\nFund increasing hasn’t stopped so if you open the school, money would be made wouldn’t it?
4191	まじで助かったさ	I was really saved
1948	ワタミという労働ダンピングで暴利むさぼる奴を党内に置いてるからだ	Small wonder, given that the party has installed the likes of Watami, who wants to squeeze profits by getting people to work excess hours for free.
1378	労働ってイタリア語でtravaglioって言うんですけど、  トラヴァッリョ！ちい覚えた！	Labour is travaglio in Italian. Travaglio!  I remembered the social status!
2631	効果範囲は10平方km、PM2.5を15%軽減	The result is that in an area of 10 square kilometers PM2.5 has been reduced by 15%.
4181	どっちにちんちん勃てればいいんですかね（歓喜	(ecstacy
109	勉強してーなー	Stuyding.
657	あいてーの勉強会行ったら、英語のセッションがあって正直さっぱりわからなかった。	\\nI went to an English language study group and couldn't understand a thing.
2458	あいてーの勉強会行ったら、英語のセッションがあって正直さっぱりわからなかった。  英語(eigo)、という言葉は、「英国」の人がしゃべる言語、なので英語、と言われます。  英国とはイギリス(England)のことです   なぜイギリスを英国と書くようになったのか、というと、   オランダ語の由来です。  オランダ語ではイギリスを「Ingle」と呼び、日本人にはそれが「エゲレス」と聞こえました。   その「エ」の音を漢字の「英（ei）」にあてたんです。  これがEnglishが「英語」と呼ばれるようになった成り立ちです。	When I went to my partner's study group, there was an English session and honestly I had no idea what they were talking about.  The word English(eigo) is a language that people in [英国] speak, therefore it is called English.  英国 refers to England (England).  If we prompt the question as to why England came to be called 英国, it goes back to the Dutch language.  They called England 「Ingle」in Dutch, and Japanese people heard "Egeresu".  They matched that "E" sound with the Kanji character 「英（ei）」.  This is why English came to be called 「英語」.
628	あいてーの勉強会行ったら、英語のセッションがあって正直さっぱりわからなかった。  途中で、  登壇者 （ジェスチャーしながら）「ゆっくりしゃべったほうがいい？」  ぼく「（同じジェスチャーをしてむっちゃうなく）」  →登壇者に気づいてもらえて、OK,もう少しゆっくりしゃべるよ！って言ってくれたんだけど、5分後には元の速さに戻ってた	I went to an I.T. study group and there was an English session, and frankly I didn't understand anything. Midway, the presenter (while gesturing): "Should I speak slowly?"  Me: "(Doing the same gestures towards him)" → I got the present to understand and he said, "OK, I'll speak a little slower!" but after 5 minutes he was back to the same speed.
2117	動きぃ始めたぁ〜 汽車の〜窓辺を〜 流れてゆぅく 景色だけをぉ じっと見ていたぁ〜  ヒェッ…	It started moving. I just kept staring out the window at the scenery slowly passing by the train. Heh...
1281	{´┴｀}＜みんあ・・・ただいま！{´ウ｀}ノ 動物園のシカ、４カ月の逃亡生活 足取りと追跡の軌跡  シカたのない奴だな…	{´┴｀} < Hey everyone... I'm back! {´ウ｀}ノ A deer in the zoo.  A fugitive for 4 months.  My foot prints give me away if I walk.  Oh, deer.
3332	動物でも痛いらしい	Apparently it hurts for animals too.
3894	【動画】インテルのARメガネが、サンコーレアモノショップの盗撮メガネカメラと同レベルまで小型化	【Video】 Intel's AR glasses are downsized to the same size as the SankoRareMonoShop's eyeglass camera.
693	【動画】インテルのARメガネが、サンコーレアモノショップの盗撮メガネカメラと同レベルまで小型化  有益ならば速攻で広まるよ   眼球系は基地外みたいな技術多い。眼科の医療機器に一端が見られる	(VIDEO) Intel's AR glasses as minimised in size as a voyeur glasses in Thanko Rare Item Shop. It will be widespread soon if it is profitable. We see so many fucking  too advanced techs when it comes to optical field. Among which are medical devices used in ophthalmology.
3822	プリケツ動画	Plump ass video.
4098	動画共有サイトが中国で大人気！ 退屈な現実世界からの逃避手段に  ポエムのみせあいっこできるね	Video sharing sites are very popular in China! You can make just a poem as a means of escaping the boring real world.
1588	【動画あり】前川氏の講演に圧力をかけた「安倍の愛弟子」池田議員、日本青年会議所(JC)会頭時代に作った「歴史修正アニメ」を文科省に採用させていた  俺が会社(日本)を救うと意気込み、実際は現場を振り回し、絶望と疲弊を蔓延させる典型的な世襲バカ社長タイプとみた	【Watch Video】Mr. Maegawa applies pressure in his speech. Abe's favorite pupil and member of the diet, Ikeda, who made the "historical revision anime" during his time as the head of the Junior Chamber International Japan has been appointed to the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology. I'm enthusiastic about saving Japanese companies, and in reality I'm abusing my power here and spreading despair and fatigue. I'm a typical idiot company president that got that way by heritage.
3814	動画みてないけど可哀そう	I haven't watched the video but I feel bad for her.
2384	【動画】ネクタイを完璧に結ぶ笑えるほど簡単な方法が公開される	[Video] Method revealed for perfectly putting on a necktie that is so easy it will make you laugh.
4506	【動画】クリスマスの巨大ヤギ、今年の運命は？	[Movie] Huge goat at Christmas, what is the fate of this year?
1127	ジヒドロテストステロンってやつはエロ動画などで最適興奮を得ても分泌されるらしい	It seems like with Dihydrotestosterone even if you become aroused by erotic manga or something you'll secrete fluid.
1822	【動画】有明海で密漁の７０代夫婦、大型エンジンを積んで爆速で逃走。動画50秒からのターンがすごい  瀬戸内の親戚のとこでも爆音密漁船見たよ  外国人とは限らないんだよねこれが  漁師ってたちが悪い	'Video"  \\nA couple in their 70s illegally fishing in the Ariake Sea.  They escape at high speed with their powerful engine.  There is an amazing explosive sound from the poachers' boat 50 seconds into the video. This takes place in an area of the Seto Sea that my relatives come from.  Its not just foreigners that think this fishing is bad.
677	【動画】有明海で密漁の７０代夫婦、大型エンジンを積んで爆速で逃走。動画50秒からのターンがすごい  船のサイズに対して船外機デカすぎｗ	[Video]  A couple in their 70s illegally fishing in the Ariake Sea. They had a large engine and escaped at high speed with a roar.  You can see the massive outboard motor at the 50 seconds mark.  It is too big for the boat.\\n
704	“いじめ動画”ネットに流出 学校が会見 新  実は二人は許嫁でもう結婚まで決まってるんだ	"Bullying videos" spill out onto the internet  New school interview  Actually, those two are engaged and they're already deciding on their marriage
1398	【動画】トラックが海に転落…偶然、近くにいた船が支える  すごい判断力	Video: truck falls into ocean. By chance, a nearby ship props it up. That was amazing reaction time.
1015	【動画】爆発音がして住宅が倒壊、ガス爆発か。周辺19件に被害。30人が避難。  屁に引火したかな	[Video] There was a sound of an explosion and a residence collapsed. Was it a gas explosion? There have been victims of 19 such incidents in the area. 30 people are taking refuge. I wonder if farts are flammable.
1429	【動画】猛毒グモでいっぱいの袋を切ってみた	Video: Cutting open a bag full of lethal, venomous spiders.
651	動画見てないけど余程死体で遊んだんかな	I've never watched his videos but I guess he played around with the bodies so much?
2353	おいおいおいおいおい「フリーおっぱい」ってなんだよガチのじょしこうせいじゃねえか  動画見てないけど揉んでも顔晒されないの？	Hey hey hey hey hey, what do you mean "Free boobies"? Isn't it a female high school student? I didn't watch the video, but even if you feel them is the face not revealed?
1216	動画見てるだけで肝が冷える…	Just watching the video makes me shiver...
114	動画見たけどガッツリＫＯＨＨがクンニしてて草	I saw the movie, but KOHH keep eating out with all your heart lol
856	ニコニコ動画、ログインなしで視聴可能に  オワコン	It is out of style to watch Niconico Douga without logging in.
2283	ニコニコ動画、ログインなしで視聴可能に	See delightful videos without logging in.
3006	サムネこんなんだけど 動画にはなかった 騙された あなたを恐怖に陥れる世界最悪のジェットコースターTOP10  あぁ　これが過大広告ってやつか　なんかすごい騙された感  動画内容は悪くないだけになんだかなぁって思う	Here are the thumbnails, but it wasn't in the video, I was tricked. The top 10 worst roller coasters in the world that will send you into a state of fear. Ah. This might be a case of false advertisement. I feel like I was completely tricked. The contents of the video weren't bat, but still.
1629	どんぶり勘定ですらないな	They didn't even make a rough estimate.
2059	「けもフレ」とのアンケートに勝利して完成したお弁当をご覧ください	Please take a look at the bento box that won on a survey over "Beast Friends."
9	あほくさ、勝手に止めたらええやんそんなもん	Stupid, you can just stop that sort of thing.
1615	ちんぽに勝つ(物理)	Victory over penis (laws of nature)
787	勝ち組優遇政策のつけ追及を	Policies give preferential treatment to encouraging winning teams.
2964	勢い	Momentum.
1214	ノリと勢いで買ってしまった	I got excited and ended up buying it because 蒸血 Ojisan is a good character, and the standby noise is pretty cool, oh well.
3790	勢い重視	Strong focus on energy.
2648	勤務時間中に弁当を買いに行きまくってた神戸市職員、抜け出した際にトラックにはねられてバレる  そらあかんわ 休憩時間入ってから買いに行くならええけど 5分前とかでもアウトやからな 職務専念義務違反や	Kobe City Business Worker who went to buy a box lunch during office hours was hit by a truck when they slipped out. That's bad. If you go out to buy after entering a break time, even if you go out to buy something for just 5 minutes ago you will be violating your duty to concentrate on your work.
3193	勤務校の男子生徒にスマートフォンのアプリで「抱きしめて」などとメッセージを送り、遊園地の観覧車内でキスするなどした区立中の女性教諭を懲戒免職処分	Male student sends messages saying "embrace me" and such while at school, public middle school teacher who did things such as kiss while on the Ferris wheel at the amusement park fired for disciplinary reasons.
1027	ガチャピン勤続45年目の非情リストラ ポンキッキーズ3月終了  ムックの副垢ホイホイスレ	After 45 years of Gachpin's continuous service, Ponkikkizu will end in March after a heartless corporate restructure. Mukku's alternate account hoisting thread.
3955	バナナあげようか？包容力溢れる「ゴリラ系女子」の特徴4つ	Shall I give a banana?
4183	ツンデレよりも包容されたい ラノベに詰まる男子の願望「その世界観のなかに鋭い批評性と現代性を持つ物語も多い」「先入観を持たずに読んでみてほしい」  俺TUEEEE、大金持ち、ハーレム願望、まさに呑む打つ買うこそ男子の願望だという	I want to be understood more than a tsundere. The wish of men getting into light novels, "There are lots of stories about strong criticism and modern days too." "I wish people would read them without prejudice. I can say that I have the wish of men, right because I buy light novels of TUEEEE, very rich people, harem, and drinking, gambling, prostitutes.
4477	これニュース化？	Is this news?
2067	オス化だね	Masculinization, it is.
1303	マンネリ化するオナニー……	Stuck in a rut for masturbation...
2412	チンコ化とかいうジャンル	The genre of penis change.
3064	アメリカ化する日本	America that's turning into Japan, and Japan that's turning into America.
2358	ネット化する現実	The real world is becoming like the internet.
852	北から南で50℃と差があるのな	There is a 50℃ difference from north to south.
2249	北の子ども２０万人栄養失調「６万人死の恐れ」  支援したところで下まで届かんのやからどーしょーもないわな	'200,000 northern children malnourished.  Concern over 60,000 deaths'.  With some support they won't hit rock bottom.
219	北日本や北陸の山沿いで大雪 交通への影響に警戒を  三年分くらい降ったきがする	warning to all traffic; heavy snow fall in northern Japan and in the mountains in Hokuriku. I feel like I have been falling for about 3 years.
3857	北朝鮮	North Korea.
3363	北朝鮮のスーパーに並ぶ日本製品… 経済制裁が「骨抜き」の実態  去年爆買いされてたじゃん	Japanese products lined up in a North Korean supermarket... In reality, economic sanctions are "boneless"  There was a shopping spree last year, huh?
1989	北朝鮮によってアメリカが侵略された世界を描いたFPS『HOMEFRONT』Humble BundleにてPC版が無料配布中  この間も配ってなかったっけ   と思ったらあれはWorld in Conflictだった   これも貰っとこう貰っとこう	The first person shooter “Homefront”’s PC version (Humble Bundle), which depicts a United States under attack by North Korea, is currently being distributed for free.  I thought it wasn’t being distributed but I was thinking of World in Conflict. I will get it. I will get it.
1449	「北朝鮮と国交断絶」を呼びかけた河野太郎外相の「安倍の犬」化が止まらない！	Foreign Minister Taro Kono, who called for cessation of negotiations with North Korea, continues to transform into the lapdog of Abe!
1302	アメリカ「北朝鮮よ、天気の話でもいいから無条件で話し合おうよ」	America; 'Hey, North Korea.
2194	北朝鮮と戦争「ソウルと東京で210万人死者」―対立煽る安倍政権の無責任、現実的選択が必要  日朝米どこ見てもトップがやべぇとか悪夢よな	War with North Kore '2.1 million deaths in Seoul and Tokyo'.  We need genuine policy in the face of the Abe regime irresponsibly provoking conflict.  The leadership, whether in Korea, the US or Japan, has been a total shambles.
1723	北朝鮮、ニコニコなどへサイバー攻撃繰り返す。「ヤマダウェブコム」「カドカワストア」といったECサイト、「はちま起稿」「オレ的ゲーム速報＠刃」といったまとめサイト、さらに総務省や国土交通省といった国家機関にも狙いをつけ、「サイバー攻撃する！」「落とした！」との投稿を繰り返した	They are aiming for the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications and the Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism along with the following websites: Yamada Webcom, Kadokawa Store, Hachima Postings, and Personal Games Express News.
2900	ネトウヨ「北朝鮮の選手はチョン！」	The internet left wing cries ""North Korean players are idiots!""
2056	北朝鮮選手、日本選手を転ばせようとする	North Korean athletes tried to trip Japanese athletes.
2900	北朝鮮選手、日本選手を転ばせようとする	"North Korean athletes try to trip Japanese athletes.
2829	北海道庁内定辞退者が6割、人手不足が原因？	6 Hokkaido officials unofficially withdraw, is the labor shortage to blame?
3789	北海道や東北は広く、本州は内陸部を中心に所々で氷点下の気温	Widespread areas in Hokkaido and Tohoku will drop below freezing, as will various inland areas in Honshu.
852	北海道で氷点下28.6度	Hokkaido is minus 28.6℃.
836	北海道留萌港の灯台が倒壊  　↑   土台	The Rumoi Harbour lighthouse in Hokkaido has completely collapsed.↑   The foundation.
2489	北海道留萌港の灯台が倒壊  灯台が倒壊  残ったのは土台  伝えるアナは出身・東大	The lighthouse in Rumoi Port, Hokkaido collapsed.  The only thing left is the foundation.  The reporter, Ana, graduated from Tokyo University.
2292	北海道の真ん中あたりに移住したい  LLL村移住けいかく	I want to move somewhere around the middle of Hokkaido   A moving plan for an LLL village
3721	ビートたけしさん オフィス北野に多額の資金残す 「これで俺がいなくてもやっていけるよね」  タカがミヤネ屋で話してたのによるのタカとかが独立をたけしに進言したみたいね。  んでたけしは新しい事務所に軍団を招いていたけど後輩たちがそれを断ったとか	Beat Takeshi, leaves large amount of money to Office Kitano "With this even if I'm gone they can go on". Like Taka had talked about on Moyaneya, it seems like Takeshi received advice about Taka or others becoming independent. So Takeshi invited the group to a new office, but it seems like the younger members declined.
566	北陸中心に大雪 ８日にかけて雪が降り続く見込み / 午前５時の積雪は、石川県白山市河内で１メートル４９センチ、新潟県長岡市で１メートル２２センチ、福井市で９７センチ、富山市で６６センチ、金沢市で６５センチなどとなっています。  こんなにふだんはふらない	Center of Hokuriku region is forecasted to experience a snow storm on the 8th. At 5am the snow accumulation reads 1m 49cm in Ishikawa prefecture, shirayama, 1m 22cm in Niigata prefecture, Nagaoka, 97cm in Fukui, 65cm in Kanazawa. It usually does not snow this much.
3453	北陸など日本海側 13日にかけて再び大雪のおそれ  北陸じゃないけど今朝起きたら世界が真っ白だった   ウィンドウズの天気予報はいつも悲観的に出るので信じてなかったんだけど   今日は予報通り雪降っててちょっと見直した   そして真っ先に水道チェック	The west coast has concerns about large snowfalls once again on the 13th  I'm not in the west coast but when I woke up the world was white  Windows' weather report always seems pessimistic so I didn't believe it but  today it snowed just like the report had said, and I got a better opinion of Windows  and the first thing I check is my water service
4367	医師の9割が「一般人がネットで正しい情報を得るのは、容易ではない」  古いやつなら中古で安い！（ただし情報も古い）	9 out of 10 doctors say "It is not easy for laypeople to find correct information on the net". If it's old you can get a used one for cheap! (But the information will also be old)
1893	医師の9割が「一般人がネットで正しい情報を得るのは、容易ではない」  新し目の書籍数冊とネット情報で定説はある程度分かるんじゃないか  それが未来永劫正しいかどうかはまた別だが  診断に関しては自己診断よりは多少ヤブでも医者のが確度高いだろうな	90% of doctors say, “it is not easy for normal people to get accurate information on the internet.” Don’t you know that one can only make so much of an established theory if there is only a certain amount of books and internet information? I don’t know if that is true forever but a doctor has a higher probability of being correct even if he is somewhat of a quack.
4297	匿名コミュニティの功罪	The good and bad points of anonymous communities.
3029	匿名コミュニティの功罪	The pros and cons of anonymous communities.
2041	十二指腸潰瘍だったよ	I had a duodenal ulcer.
305	十二指腸潰瘍だったよ	It was a duodenal ulcer.
1374	千葉県の河川敷に牡蠣殻が１００トンも不法投棄され地元の住民が激おこ	Locals are furious about 100 tonnes of oyster shells that were illegally dumped at a flood plain in Chiba Prefecture.
854	午前休取って寝坊した。。。一日休暇やな、これ。。。  これは仕方ない	I took a rest this morning and overslept... Just one day off, this... it can't be helped
3834	午後はどうなる？	What will happen in the afternoon?
3878	半井まであっちに堕ちてたのか	Even Hani fell to that side.
4353	これ半分ケモナーだろ	Half of these are furries.
2887	これ半分分割統治だろ	This is an evenly shared political system.
1197	これ半分安倍のせいだろ	This is probably half Abe’s fault.
668	これ半分書き下ろしだろ	That is writing about half.
1136	半年で14回保護された認知症の母、外出を止めた息子の暴行で死亡  子が親を殺し子が親を殺す（老々介護）	Mother who was taken into custody 14 times in a half year due to dementia, died from assault by son who wouldn't let her leave the house. A child killing a parent, a child killing a parent. (The elderly caring for the elderly.)
2118	半チャンラーメンが静かに衰退している理由	The reason that Han Chan Ramen is quietly going away.
21	卒業論文まだ表紙だけ	My graduation thesis is still just a cover only.
3349	はじめは協会側の記者出して擁護させまくってたのにな	At first they put out a reporter on the side of the association and made him defend them.
2326	サブロク協定より時間余ってると思う	I think there's more extra time than with Article 36 of the Labor Standards Act.
293	南九州の火山とカルデラが熱い！	Those souther Kyūshū volcanoes and calderas are hot!
480	「ここは南側ですか？」脱北の北朝鮮兵士が意識戻る  脱北した先が韓国でよかった。もしも日本だったら…	'Is this the south side'  A  North Korean soldier fleeing  from the North changes his mind. Before fleeing, South Korea was great.  Now if it was Japan...
1221	南半球の豪シドニー、気温47.3度を記録	Southern hemisphere's Sydney, Australia records record temperature of 47.3 degrees Celsius.
3497	南海トラフ地震で臨時情報が出ても 企業は「操業停止は困難」  銭は命より重いという	Even when emergency information is sent out in a Nankai Trough earthquake, companies claim "stopping operations would be difficult." Apparently money is more important than lives.
3651	単線で，二両編成の新幹線登場なんて胸アツ．	Thinking about a single track two car Shinkansen makes my heart race.
1432	単身２０歳代で将来に備えた貯蓄なしが６割という数字は、結婚して世帯をもつことが困難だと暗示している。それはとりもなおさず、将来のさらなる人口減を物語っている。 驚き！新年早々からショッキングな情報！  独身ですけど40際までに4000万ためてリタイアするのが夢です  もちろん結婚はしません	The figure stating that 60% of bachelors in their 20s do not have enough savings for the future implies that they'll struggle to raise a family if they get married. That is to say, we will see even greater population decline. Unbelievable! The year has just begun, and we have a shocking piece of news! I'm a bachelor, but my dream is to save up 40M JPY by age 40 and retire. Naturally, I have no plans to marry.
4171	博多金塊事件「警官から捜査情報」 主犯格の男供述 漏えい疑惑 愛知県警LINEも押収  それより広島中央署の8572万円ほんきだせよ	Hakata gold bar incident "Policeman leaks information about the investigation" suspicion of leaking of the affidavit of male main suspect. Aichi police to investigate LINE too. Investigate the 85 720 000 yen of Hiroshima chuo instead
128	博多長崎間運行減らすのに新幹線通したがるの？	With the Hakata Nagasaki operation curtailed, maybe you would prefer  to take the shinkansen (bullet train)?
1037	そんな印象	That was the impression I had.
3564	まぁそうなるだろうなあという印象	Thousands of burglaries and car damage occurred so a car company said, “the damage made on our company’s car has become the enjoyment of minors.” I received that impression as well.
1961	危機的な薬物蔓延の背後に製薬会社や流通代理店の政界工作も	Lobbying from pharmaceutical companies and distributors is to blame for their dangerous spread.
965	「あおり」など危険運転防止へ点数によらず免停処分	To prevent tailgating and other dangerous driving practices, revoke their license, regardless of points.
870	即刻停波してください害です	They are harmful.
495	即興でやってくれ感がイイネ	I like the off the cuff feeling.
4063	卵１５００個の注文が１万５０００個に ノルウェー選手団、翻訳で手違い  こういう誤発注は時々あるが、  注文を受けた方がおかしいと気づかないのもおかしい	An order of 1,500 eggs for the Norway team was mistakenly translated to 15,000  These errors happen sometimes, but it's weird that the person who received the order didn't notice that it was weird
1270	卵も牛乳も肉も高いな	Eggs, milk, and meat are expensive.
590	厚労省不適切データでまた荒れた２月国会…法案提出後も「精査」を  法案決まってから精査すんの？？？	The February National Assembly is in turmoil because of inappropriate data from the Ministry of Labor... Even after submitting the bill they are "prospecting". They're prospecting after they've decided on the bill???
2425	厚労省提出資料。労政審に結果を報告する調査なんですが、何ですか、これ。  印刷ミスやろなあ	Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare submitted documents. Investigation to report the results to the labor administration judge, but what on earth is this? Was there an error printing it?
744	厚労省「貧困層がさらに困窮してるから生活保護もそれに併せて減額するわ」、いざなぎ越えの好景気はどこに？	Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare "The poor are in more and more distress, so we'll reduce welfare accordingly", where's the economic boom that's supposed to exceed Izanagi?
2285	厚労省「貧困層がさらに困窮してるから生活保護もそれに併せて減額するわ」、いざなぎ越えの好景気はどこに？  解散総選挙→自民党勝利→「民意を得た」　終了  責任取って腹掻っ捌くのは国民だよ。それが民主主義だろ。	Ministry of health, people, and labor. "Since the underclass is certainly in poverty, we're adding that to welfare and reducing it. Where are good markets that will surpass the Izanagi Boom? Snap General Election→Liberal Democratic Party wins→ "We have the people's will." That'll be the end. The people that will take responsibility and sacrifice themselves are the people of this country. That's democracy.
2352	厚顔、稲田朋美が防衛相時代の失態をネグり復活!!「南京事件はなかった」のトンデモ講演、「一議員で終わらない」の決意表明も  一犯罪者で終わったりしてな	Shameless, Inada Tomomi's failures when she was Minister of Defense are being brought back through negligence! Offensive speech that the "Nanking Incident didn't happen" and declaration that "it won't end with just one Diet member". Please end it with just one criminal.
1239	原付壊れたかも	The scooter might be broken.
1254	原付壊れたかも	The vehicle might be broken.
1541	原因の神経細胞を特定	Saying that "it's like your nervous system is reacting as if you're stressed from starving," is like the punchline of a joke.
1010	こいつらいつになったら原始時代から卒業するの？	← Did these types graduate in the Stone Age?
361	原子力から脱却しないと日本は二流国に陥る メルケル首相のブレイン、ジェレミー・リフキン氏の警鐘  規模がでかすぎてコスパ考えたら現状維持が一番ですからね 企業任せなら永遠にこのままだろうね	Japan will become a mediocre country if it does not break away from using nuclear power  Chancellor Merkel's advisor Jeremy Rifkin's warning  Because the scale is excessive, it is best to maintain the status quo in light of the costs  If the company was left to you, it will continue like this forever
3009	原敬の夫人は芸者上がりだったけど、	An excuse called "tradition".
503	※原文まま	Even though it is a draft, it is stirring stuff.
3817	あとで原文よも	I'm going to read the original article later.
503	原文ままであっても扇情的な場合は	Please, all of you who know they need the IWJ, who feel for Yasumi Iwakami after his fall, help the IWJ in its financial difficulties.
3755	原材料費や人件費上昇で	Costs for both ingredients and labor increase.
1074	原発事故	An independent committee on nuclear accidents: "The official residence of the Prime Minister indicated that meltdowns were being hidden."
2999	原発事故 注水作業など当たった東電社員 白血病発症で労災認定  原発事故が原因で死んだ人は一人もいない(震え声)   吉田所長は秒殺だったけどな	Nuclear power plant accident. Tokyo Electric Power Company employee who developed leukemia after working on flooding operations recognized as having workplace injury. Not a single person died as a result of the nuclear power plant accident (shaking voice). Chief Yoshida was dead on the spot, thought.
3348	原発好きそう	Seems like he likes nuclear power plants.
2639	「原発は安い」の嘘	Saying "nuclear power is cheap" is a lie.
3821	原発は責任ある政策なのかー。	So nuclear power is a responsible policy.
1629	トルコ原発費用、想定の倍	Nuclear power expenses in Turkey, double what was expected.
2181	原発避難者に「自立したらどうか」	Says to nuclear accident evacuees, "How about being independent?"
671	原西のギャグが産んだ星々	Those are stars made by “Haranishi no\\nGyagu” (variety comedy show).
1179	去勢しよ	Castrate yourself.
2712	去勢しよ	I'm gonna get castrated.
2726	去年見逃したからネタバレしないで	I didn't get to watch it last year so don't give away any spoilers.
1718	参らないならそれはそれで生姜ないそうな	Going to two 'jinja' (shrines), and not two gingers.
3296	それと参考人にしろ証人喚問にしろ国会に呼ばれることは恥ずかしいことで	One does\\nnot care for involvement with government officials one barely knows.
1295	参考画像が90年の「楽しいムーミン一家」じゃない辺り	The reference images were from the 'fun Moomim family' around 1990.
2608	参議院議員森ゆうこ @moriyukogiin 加計学園の虚偽の申請を文科省は鵜呑みにしたのか？ いずれにせよ。世界に冠たるライフサイエンスの研究・教育拠点になることで、国家戦略特区で特別に一校だけ獣医学部新設が認められた。バイオセーフティーレベル3の実験室は不可欠。その肝心の部分が虚偽なら認可は取り消すべき。  伝染病が流行った時に対策が打てるBSLの高い実験室が欲しい国   vs   なんかよくわかんないけど病原体が身近にあるのは怖い市民感覚    ﾌｧｲｯ	Member of the House of Councilors Yuko Mori @moriyukogiin Did the Ministry of Education pretend to take a false application of Accounting School? Anyway. By becoming a research and education base of life science which is the cornerstone of the world, only one special school for veterinary medicine was approved specially in the National Strategy Special Zone. Laboratory of biosafety level 3 is indispensable. If its crucial part is false, approval should be canceled. A country that wants a high BSL laboratory to take measures when infectious diseases become popular vs The feeling of citizens who don't know anything well but are scared that the pathogens are nearby Fight
3142	参院予算委	She said, 'I didn't say that.'"
273	参院予算委	Upper House Budget Committee.
1347	さっさとアベ友のレイパー山口捕まえろや	Hurry up and arrest Abe's friend, that rapist Yamaguchi.
1231	友情っていうか多分愛ね。	He says friendship, but he probably means love.
3685	アベ友スパコン詐欺 3年13回の怪しい増資と金満生活の闇  NEDO は種を撒くという役割だけど、  売り物になるかどうかが直接問われるわけでは無いねえ  大学の研究費はジワジワ増えていて、減ったことは無い  減っているのは交付金の方	Abe's friend super computer scam. Suspicious capital increase 13 times over 3 years, and the dark side of a lavish lifestyle. NEDO had the role of planting the seeds, but they're not directly questioning whether they're sellable products. My university's research funds are slowly growing and they have never decreased. The one that's decreasing are grants.
2362	ジョージ・クルーニー、友達14人に1億円ずつプレゼント🎁	George Clooney, gives 14 friends a hundred million yen each as a present 🎁 Is he so lonely that he has to pay a friendship fee?
2286	ジョージ・クルーニー、友達14人に1億円ずつプレゼント🎁 友達料を払ってるぼっちなのかな？  滞納分さっさと払えや	George Clooney, presented 100,000,000 yen each to 14 of his friends 🎁  Maybe he's a lonesome guy paying the 'Friend Fee"?  Pay me my fees now.
1449	友達は一犬だし	His friend is a dog, after all.
2362	友達料を払ってるぼっちなのかな？	"Gimme money" (Hey, George, do you remember?
4400	お友達が遊びに誘ってくれるのは素直に嬉しいけど、ほとんど子持ちになってて子供連れてくるのがつらい	I'm happy when a friend invites me to do something, but most of them have kids, and when they bring their kids along it's tough.
1237	お友達が遊びに誘ってくれるのは素直に嬉しいけど、ほとんど子持ちになってて子供連れてくるのがつらい	When a friend invites me to do something I am naturally happy, but most of them now have kids and when they bring them along it's tough.
1905	反発する住民側	Residents refuse.
1650	収入増（ただし一部の人限定、収入増＜物価増）	Growth in income (But that's just for a select group of people, growth in income < increase in price of commodities)
941	ごみ収集にも支障が出るし	The arrested man commented, “It was troublesome to ride on a crowded train so I stole the vehicle that was in front of my eyes.” This behavior negatively affects garbage collecting.
2990	ビットコイン取引所「コインチェック」で620億円以上が不正に引き出される被害が発生か（山本一郎）  coincheckは数少ない盗難補償がある取引所じゃなかったっけ   補償どうしんだろ	The Bitcoin exchange, "Coincheck" suffered damage after more than 62 billion Yen was illegally withdrawn (Ichiro Yamamoto) Wasn't coincheck an exchange without much theft compensation? What will happen with the reparations?
2484	ビットコイン取引所「コインチェック」で620億円以上が不正に引き出される被害が発生か（山本一郎）  出金も止まった  もう逃げられないぞ	An incident occurred where more than 62 billion yen was illegally withdrawn from Bitcoin withdrawal point, 「Coincheck」(Ichiro Yamamoto)  The withdrawal was stopped.  You can't run anymore.
1595	ビットコイン取引所「コインチェック」で620億円以上が不正に引き出される被害が発生か（山本一郎）  否定せずに調査中としか報告してこないあたり駄目だろうな  全通貨大暴落くるー	The bitcoin stock exchange "coin check" has suddenly and illegally withdrawn 62,000,000,000 yen. (Ichirō Yamamoto) Without denying it, the only information coming out is that they are under investigation. Of course you can't do that! All of the currencies are going to collapse.
197	ビットコイン取引所アプリ利用者数No.1	No 1 app for bit coin trading.
7	取材もしてないデマ新聞が信頼できるとか、そらアフィカスまとめが流行るわけだわ	They're able to believe fake newspapers that don't even do interviews, so the conclusions of clickbait affiliates get spread around widely
1506	でもメールソフトで受信して読めばメール保存用の容量が多くさかれてるからサーバーが消されてもそのPCには沢山残ってる	But if the mail software receives emails and reads them, then the capacity for saving emails is so great that even if the server is erased, there is still a lot left on the computer.
4067	受動喫煙対策で厚労省、加熱式たばこも規制へ	Ministry of Health, Labor, and Welfare's Passive Smoking Measures regulated thermal tobacco.
2690	受けた言葉がのがんがｈじゃｈないｒんはだと	The words that are received must be good.
617	ゆきのちずをつくりました  口上「等圧線は正義のライン、魔法少女キューティ☆ウェザー参上！雨のち晴れでハッピッピ♡」  っていうのを思いついたんだけど気象関係に詳しいまほしょ好き	I drew a snow map. Word of mouth. I remember saying, “A pressurized line is a justice line, Magic Girl Cutie ⭐️ The bad weather is coming! The rain cleared up after and I am happy ♥️.” I like the Magic Girl because she is knowledgeable on weather relations.
1557	口ではそういいながら体は正直だな	Saying that with my mouth makes my body feel honest.
2841	「口に入れるもの」「栄養を与えてくれるもの」この２つを兼ね備えるのが『食べ物』日本語は奥深い…という画像がJCJでバカ受け…というサブレをさっき間違えてJCJに立ててしまった  意味がわからない。「"Things that give you nutrition" "Things you put in your mouth"、この２つを兼ね備えるのが "Food"。英語は奥深い」つってバカ受けするのと同じでは。ネタが成立していない気がするんだけど。  ーー     元ネタ見て理解した。	"Things you put in your mouth," "Things that give you nutrition,"when combined, they mean "food." Japanese is deep... This is the kind of picture that CJ painted that everyone ate up. That  whole subreddit recently mistook what he meant. They don't understand "Things that give you nutrition," "Things you put in your mouth," when combined, they mean "food." English is deep... It's the same as people eating that up.  I feel like the parody didn't really hold true to the original. Seeing the original cleared that up for me.
4381	口内炎パッチなるものを買った	I bought a mouth ulcer patch.
4317	口唇形状認識は画像認識と自然言語処理が一体となった技術。ディープラーニング（深層学習）を応用し、中国語の口の動きを数千時間かけて学習させた。	By using deep learning, it was made to study the mouth movements of the Chinese language over thousands of hours.
2693	口だけ女性活用でしょ。	This is women's empowerment in words only.
4264	口頭だと壊滅	With spoken words they self destruct.
931	古いiPhoneの性能を意図的に落としたAppleが集団訴訟で100兆円超の支払いを求められる  そういえば、iPhoneのバッテリーが膨張して画面が剥離するなんて問題があったけど、あれって購入から1年じゃなくて2年以内なら無償交換するみたいだし  ^^他人事のように書いてるけど(以下略)  穿った見方をすると、無償交換されるのがイヤで、弱ったバッテリーには負荷をかけないようにするつもりでもあったかな	Apple ordered to pay 100 trillion yen in a class action suit over it deliberately designing drops in efficiency in older iPhones. There is a problem with the battery expanding and peeling away from the screen.  But phones will be replaced free of charged if purchased not within one year, but within two years.  \\n^^ I'm writing someone elses  story (summarised below).   For those who didn't want a free exchange, could the intention to be not to overload a weak battery?
1995	古いiPhoneの性能を意図的に落としたAppleが集団訴訟で100兆円超の支払いを求められる	Over 100 trillion yen sought in class action lawsuit against Apple for intentionally degrading performance of older iPhones.
1911	古代パリピ＆動物たちがブチアゲでヤーマン状態	Ancient clubbers and animals straight up doing the nasty.
255	古典 [r/pics]  毛色が合ってる	Classic [r/pics]  The coat colour matches.
3898	イチロー 古巣マリナーズ復帰へ...メジャー18年目の44歳は現役最年長野手に  そこにはベンチを掃除するムネリンの姿が！	Return of Ichiro to Mariners ... 44 years old in the 18th year of the major league is the longest active fielder. There is a figure of Munnelin to clean the bench there!
239	イチロー 古巣マリナーズ復帰へ...メジャー18年目の44歳は現役最年長野手に  最近全然名前見なかった	Ichiro returns to the ancient Mariners.  Its his 18th year in the Major League. At 44, he is the oldest active player.  I haven't seen his name recently.
884	古物が暴力団の資金源っていうなら不動産も対応しろよ国営ヤクザ！	If old items were a source of funding for organized crime, then you need to deal with real estate as well, you government yakuza!
1020	古着屋めぐりとか好きそうな子描いたよ	I drew a kid that looks like they enjoy going around to second hand shops
2708	古賀茂明「働き方改革の捏造データの作られ方、教えます」	Shigeaki Koda: "I will teach you how falsified data for work style reforms is made."
4348	しっぽピーンとしてるのが可愛い	It's cute how the tail is pointing straight.
964	そわそわ  クロ可愛いよクロ   と思ったらﾜﾗﾀ	(Nervous) Kuro is cute, Kuro is. As soon as I thought that, hahaha.
1150	もちろん可愛いという意味で	Of course I mean in a very cute way.
1118	あんな可愛いママ犯すわ	That cute mom is gonna commit a crime.
1950	ペットボトルがあればいつでもどこでもおしっこ可能な男性用携帯トイレ「Car Pool」  おっこれで便利になるな😁	Car Pool, the portable male toilet that lets you pee anywhere with a plastic bottle. Ooh, this looks pretty convenient!😁
2044	台所スポンジ除菌NG集「熱湯で煮沸する」「漂白剤につける」「食洗機や洗濯機にかける」「電子レンジで加熱する」「天日干しする」「ピンチでつまんで干す」「熱湯につけて放置する」「汚れた部分をカッターで切り落とす」正しい方法「1分以上熱湯にさらしてすぐに水で冷まして水気をしっかりきる」  ジョイ「除菌もできるんやで」	Here is the list of Don'ts when sanitizing a kitchen sponge. "Boil in the hot water" "Bleach it" "Throw in the dishwasher or laundry machine" "Heat in the microwave" "Sun dry" "Dry in the hanging position" "Leave in the hot water" "Slice off the dirty part with a knife" Here is the proper way. "Soak in the hot water for over one minute and chill in the cold water right away, and then squeeze out the moist" Joy says "you can also sanitize"
4249	ここまで台本通り	So far it's going according to script.
4294	台湾の地震を受けた寄付金デマ 本人は誤り認め、謝罪「インターネットの怖さを痛感した」  これが謝罪として許せる奴は   国母のことも許した奴だけだな	Donation misinformation regarding earthquake in Taiwan. Person in question admits error and apologizes "I deeply felt the scariness of the internet". People who forgive him based on that apology are the same ones who forgive the empress.
1737	台湾最高裁、歯科医師に母親への「養育費」返金命令  歯科医師にしかえしできたな	Taiwan Supreme Court, orders dentists to repay "support costs" to mothers, but only dental doctors
2287	台湾の空港に引き返す事態に	A flight had to return to Taiwan Airport.
1350	台湾 パスポートに米空港の絵 誤って印刷 廃棄へ  発見したやつ相当の空港ヲタだろ   付いていきます	Taiwan, US airport image in passports, incorrectly printed, to be destroyed. The person who discovered it must really be into airports. I'll follow them.
2814	台風1号ボラヴェン発生 3番目の早さ  まだ慌てるような時間じゃない	The first typhoon, Bolaven, occurred  It's the third fastest  It's not yet time to panic
3845	台風2号「サンバ」発生	Typhoon number 2 "Samba" occurred.
1303	台風とか大雪とかの悪天候の日に公園でシコるのが嗜み	Looking forward to a typhoon or heavy snow or other bad weather and doing it in a park.
2793	ＮＨＫ、史上初「ガンダム」人気投票開始…ファン熱狂、話題独占で人気ワード１位に  まじでっか  ストーリーは覚えてないけどガンダムの造形自体は悪くないと思う	NHK, the first ever "Gundam" popularity poll  Start... fan enthusiasm and topical monopolies bring the popular words first place  Seriously  I don't remember the story, but I think the designs of the Gundams themselves are not bad at all
2401	イギリス史上最大の空母、就役直後に浸水発覚で修理へ	Greatest aircraft carrier in English history, repair for flooding discovered immediately after it was commissioned.
4267	「史上最悪の原油流出」が日本の海域を直撃する予測が英国海洋センターより発令。３ヶ月以内に九州から東北までの全海域が汚染される可能性	This time it wasn't the black, sticky crude oil we are accustomed to, but rather condensate (super lightweight crude oil).
3912	史上最悪！時速235キロのスピード違反で捕まった男は、どんな車に乗っていたか？  なんか憎めないｗｗｗ	The worst! What kind of car was the man who was caught with a speed breach of 235 kilometers per hour driving? Somehow I can not hate this man www
1251	史上最悪！時速235キロのスピード違反で捕まった男は、どんな車に乗っていたか？  自分の球速より早いスピードで違反した野球選手が居たってのにワロタ	Worst in history! Man arrested for 235 kilometers per hour speed violation, what kind of car was he in? A baseball player breaking the speed limit going faster than he can throw a baseball? Hahaha.
3427	右やな	On the right
90	右側通行だろうが左側通行だろうが	The world’s standard is right sided traffic.
3032	右派・左派で合意（鐙麻樹）	"People who are addiction to drugs don't need punishment, but help."
1113	マジックミラー号の魅力	The appeal of Majikku Miraa Gou: This is horror, right?
4440	まともな司法を見た	An example of proper justice.
4341	テレビ各局が連ドラ視聴率低迷なのにドラマ枠が増える理由  やっぱり猫が好き復活か	The reason why TV stations have more dramas despite the lowering viewership of drama series: of course it's the revival of loving cats
4000	各社ビデオカードが最大1万円前後の値上がり、品薄も深刻化 マイニング人気やメモリの供給不足が原因か？  1080Tiをなんとなく買ったらそこが底値でワロタ    合わせて売った1070も底値でワロタ・・・	The price of each company's video card rises up to around 10,000 yen, the shortage also becomes serious. Mining popularity and insufficient memory supply cause? I bought 1080 Ti somehow with the bottom priceaaa 1070 is also the bottom price www...
4389	各種仮想通貨に手を出していた	Dipped her hands into cryptocurrency of all kinds.
2346	各者を見ていって	Looking at each one individually, yeah... yeah...
4165	わたしもジャケットに合うマスクがあればするんだけどなー	What about you guys?
772	合わなきゃ別の地域クラブに移ればいいしええんじゃないか	I think it would be good.
3603	吉林日報、｢核攻撃から生き残る方法｣を詳しく説明	Jilin daily report, detailed explanation on "How to live through a nuclear attack".
2769	吉林日報、｢核攻撃から生き残る方法｣を詳しく説明  おためごかしの気休めだと思うよ、そうやって泥で泥を洗えると勘違いして   新しく原発建てながら北を煽ることが当たり前になるんだ   みんないつもそうなんだ	Kitsurin Daily Report, "How to survive a nuclear attack" explained in detail  I think it's just patting yourself on the back for giving people some temporary peace of mind, if you wash mud with mud then you're gonna guess wrong  It's natural that people are going to get stirred up in the north while you're building a new power plant  People are always like that
1426	吉田沙保里「自分でいいっすか。」	Saori Yoshida asks, "Would I fit the bill?"
2468	「吉野家コピペ」17年の時を経てトレンドワードに 生みの親に聞く  2ちゃんねるのコピペだと思ってたわ	We ask the creator of the word, 「吉野家コピペ」17 years after its creation. I thought it was 2chan's Copy+Paste
2181	吉野復興相が問題発言	Reconstruction Agency member Yoshino's problematic remarks.
1794	イスラエルだって同じこというよ！	Israel says the same.
2223	同じゲームのカードを一度に複数売れるようになる	We can make many sales of same game card at once.
2394	エレベーターでおばさんと同乗した際に、先に降りる俺に対し「おやすみなさい」と声がかかるも俺は会釈しか出来なかった	I got on an elevator with an old lady, and when I went to get off first she said, "Goodnight" and I couldn't do anything but nod my head to her.
1718	同じくジンジャーを二箇所参ることで生姜ツーを	If you go to two places, the high priest will greet you twice.
1333	同僚へのメールの語尾に“ござる”で解雇!?	Fired for using archaic sounding "gozaru" in an email to a colleague!?
2820	同居男性のアニメＤＶＤ転売 窃盗容疑で女逮捕  未開封って凄いな   いい客だぜ	Anime DVD of men living together resold Woman arrested on suspicion of theft  It's amazing that it's unopened  Great customer
3779	同意	I agree.
4505	同じ日本人として恥	A history revision that "Issuance of Jewish refugee visa is the policy of Hakki Ichiu."
1069	同期の女の子「モンハン買った？」	A girl from the same period 'Did you buy the Hunter Diary from Pokemon?'
3037	同期の女の子「モンハン買った？」	Female classmate "Did you buy Monster Hunter?"
210	同じ競技者に不正を働いたり陥れるのは最悪のクズじゃん	The worst kind of scum are the guys who use dishonest, dirty tricks on their fellow athletes.
2222	あぁ同級生は今ごろ子供の一人くらいおるんやろなぁ	Ah, my former classmate could now have a kid of their own.
1490	同じ職場の違うチームの女の子と（仕事だけど）お食事することになっちゃった……	I invited a girl from a different team at work to dinner saying that it was work related.
1293	同じ薬物なのに、この扱いの差は酷いわ。	Even though they are both drugs, it's horrible how differently they are treated.
2146	名作RPG「クロノ・トリガー」PC版、Steamで配信開始	Masterpiece RPG "Chrono Trigger" PC version, sale begins on Steam.
3732	名作RPG「クロノ・トリガー」PC版、Steamで配信開始	RPG masterpiece "Chrono Trigger" PC version, distribution begins on Steam.
1413	バンド名が全然読めないフェスやめろ  「お、この曲いいじゃん！なんてバンドだろ？…読めねぇ」って感じかw  メタルバンド界のあるあるネタぽい	Enough with music festivals featuring bands with names you can't even read. "Hey, this track is cool. What's the band called? Uhm...I'm not sure, I can't read it." Lol, you know what I mean? It's like the kind of punch line you always see in the heavy metal world.
4464	なんかザメハみたいな名前の女の人が好きだった気がする	I feel like we liked a woman who had a name something like Zameha.
1280	名前的には音楽関係？欅坂好きだし	Based on the name maybe it's music related?
217	名古屋市、小学校の部活やめるってよ。先生が忙しすぎるから。  小学生に部活はいらんでしょう	Nagoya City, elementary school children told to quit clubs. Because the teachers are too busy. Elementary school children don't need clubs anyway.
987	フェイクニュース「ＮＨＫも」名指し バノン米元首席戦略官、会見で批判「日本のＣＮＮに違いない」  ネトウヨ「バノンは名誉日本人だ！」	Former White House Chief Strategist Bannon also labeled NHK as fake news. He commented at a news conference, “It is, without a doubt, Japan’s CNN.” Japan’s right wing responsed by saying, “Bannon is an honorable Japanese person!”\\n
1773	ネット名物「センター試験の日は痴漢のチャンス！」 NHKで晒し上げられる  悪知恵ばっかり働くな…と思ったけど  土日だから満員電車じゃないな	Online famous "Center test day is an opportunity for molesters!" I thought that it would be all wickedness exposed on NHK, but the train was not crowded because it was a weekend
1664	名脇役・江口のりこ、初のインド人役で月9『海月姫』出演	Outstanding supporting actress Eguchi Noriki, first appearance playing an Indian in "Princess Jellyfish" in September.
664	名護市への交付金再開検討 政権、地元理解促進狙う  辺野古で仕事ができると期待している人もいるだろうし   鼻先の人参には抗えないものか	The government is considering giving grants to Nago City with the aim of promoting local understanding.  There are some people who want to work in Henoko, who maybe would not be able to resist this carrot dangled in front of them.
627	名護市民ははぜ移設容認の武豊氏を選んだのか→安倍政権のごり押しであきらめムードが広まったから  地方民の所得なんてタカが知れてるし、やっぱ目の前に金ぶら下げされるとね…      本心押し殺さにゃならんのは辛かろうて	Why the citizens of Nago chose Mr. Taketoyo who approves of relocation → Because the mood spread due to a strong push from the Abe administration. The local people's income doesn't amount to much, and of course when money is dangled in front of their eyes... To have to choke out your true feelings must be spicy.
432	名護市長選、公明票の動きがカギに 朝日新聞出口調査  低投票率で公明躍進ということなのかな	Nago mayoral election, fair ballot development is the key  Asahi Shimbun exit poll  I wonder if they're improving fairness with a low voter turnout?
4425	名護市長選では、実は「基地容認」ではなく「基地不要」の民意が支持されていた？	In the Nago City election, was it actually the "for the base" group rather than the "against the base" group that held the popular support?
2924	名護市長選で当選した渡具知武豊市長 記者からの都合の悪い質問は無視、辺野古への基地受け入れを表明、さらに定例記者会見を廃止へ  名護市民も論点外しと景気優先との詭弁にダマされて自公候補に投票したばっかりに…	Taketoyo Toguchi, elected mayor of Nago, ignored inconvenient questions from reporters, declared acceptance of the Henoko base, and also abolished regularly press conferences. The citizens of Nago prioritized economic sophistry over the issue at hand by electing a Liberal Democrat.
2521	スマホ向けブラウザゲーム	Browser game for smartphone.
1404	向こうは旅かえる、こっちはアズレンかあ	So they're obsessed with Travel Frog, while we're into Azur Lane, huh?
2889	クリスマス向けイルミネーション、ド派手に輝き「帝国のマーチ」を流す家	One house has Christmas lightworks shining brightly with the "Empire March" theme playing has zero intention of welcoming santa.
77	君もVRChatをやろう(地声)	You should do VRChat too (natural voice).
3365	君の一番dvのコメントは何ですか？	What's your best comment on domestic violence?
175	ああ、君の主張を裏付ける統計はないのか	Ah, do the actual numbers not back up what you believe in?
322	君、今日の金曜日がやることがないか？解決があります！カルトが一緒に作ろう	Do you have nothing to do on Friday?
2571	君、今日の金曜日がやることがないか？解決があります！カルトが一緒に作ろう  はらぎゃて	You, have nothing to do today on Friday? I have a solution! Let's make cult together Haragyate
3352	君、今日の金曜日がやることがないか？解決があります！カルトが一緒に作ろう  まさに時は世紀末 澱んだ街角で僕らは出会った	You, you don't have anything to do on Friday? I have a solution for you! Let's make a cult together. It's the end of the century. We met at a stagnant street corner.
1729	ああ、君こそＦ１層さ！	Ohh, you are the F1 class.
283	でも君が星砕かないと流星群来ないじゃん。	But you have to crush stars to form a meteor shower.
2333	これを否定して民主主義を持ち出す奴なんていないだろ	I guess nobody can refute this while supporting democracy.
1745	カトリーヌ・ドヌーヴを含め100人の女性が主張したこと: 極東ブログ  生まれつき障害があり、性的自由を行使できない人間からすると、性的自由を行使する奴らを擁護する気になれない   →「潰しあえｗｗｗ」	What has been claimed by 100 women, including Catherine Deneuve: Kyokuto Blog   There are obstacles by nature, and humans who are not able to exercise sexual freedom do not have the wish to champion those who exercise sexual freedom → "Destroyed LOL"
3988	ウメハラ、ときどを含むストリートファイター5のプレイヤー21名にプロライセンスが配布される。実際は22名が対象だったものの、1名は賛同せず辞退。懸念を示していたももち選手ではないかとの声も  スーファミのらんま1/2で大会するevoとは油と水だなぁ  同じゲームのはずなのに	Professional licenses are being distributed to 21 Street Fighter 5 players, including Umehara and Tokido. Though 22 people were offered licenses, one declined.  There were rumors that it might be a tournament player who had previously expressed concerns.  Evo with Super Nintendo's Ranma 1/2 is like oil and water. Because it should be the same game.
637	ウメハラ、ときどを含むストリートファイター5のプレイヤー21名にプロライセンスが配布される。実際は22名が対象だったものの、1名は賛同せず辞退。懸念を示していたももち選手ではないかとの声も  彼らって...ソシャゲープロと同じレベルなんだよね    マックス村井ズと命名しよう	Pro licenses have been distributed to 21 players, including Umehara and Tokido. There were initially supposed to be 22, but one player declined the offer. There has been talk that it was Momochi, who had previously voiced his concerns. Isn't he on the same level as a pro social gamer? Call him Max Murai from now on.
848	ウメハラ、ときどを含むストリートファイター5のプレイヤー21名にプロライセンスが配布される。実際は22名が対象だったものの、1名は賛同せず辞退。懸念を示していたももち選手ではないかとの声も  ももちは辞退か   企業側中心の連盟がどうなるのか	A professional license has been given to 21 players of 'Street Fighter 5', including Uehara and Tokido.  There should have been 22 players, but one declined.  Someone asked whether it was Momochi, the player who had expressed concern.  Was it  Momochi who refused?  What happened to the enterprise centered federation.
2562	吸収系能力か	I wonder if I have absorption capabilities.
3478	きららファンタジアにてキルミーベイベーの呉織あぎりが篠田みなみの声で登場	Referring to Kill me baby from Kirara Fantasia, Agiri Koshiki appears with Minami Shinoda's voice.
2491	セクハラ告発後、はあちゅうさんがさらに苦しんだ1週間 「人生で一番、心ない言葉を浴びました」  電通版MeTooになってるし何かこいつの売名行為に消費された感じ	Since the sexual harassment complaint, the week that I suffered even more from はあちゅうさん 「I have suffered the most heartless words I have ever heard in my life」it's becoming a Dentsu style "MeToo"  at this point, and what's with this feeling I get that this person just wants to prolong her moment of attention?
4431	呑んでおる	I swallowed it.
4433	まあ呟くとしても匿名性高い所で呟くだろな	Well, when it comes to tweeting it's because it's anonymous that people tweet.
2440	周囲の毛を振動させ移動	It vibrates the hair on its body to move.
527	周りの子がわりと何人も、海外に行ったとき転売できるものを買ってきてメルカリとかで捌いてるって聞いて震えてる	When I go abroad, I buy something I can resell, then I heard that it was being treated by the Mercalli scale and shaking.
4237	“キノコの味噌汁”は大麻よりもトベる!?	Does this "mushroom miso soup" get you higher than pot?
1344	これはベッドンと呼ぶべきか？	It is what's called a beddon.
2422	アシコキテレルスって呼んで	It's called, "ashikokitererusu".
277	インフルエンザは呼吸するだけで感染する？	Can influenza only be spread by breathing?
4446	「パンダは和歌山にも」知事、シャンシャン報道に注文：朝日新聞デジタル  「パンダは和歌山にも」いることを   ジャンジャン報道してほしいってことか	"Panda to Wakayama too" governor, order to Shan Shan coverage: Asahi Newspaper Digital wants "Panda is also in Wakayama" to be reported a lot.
2976	和田 政宗 @wadamasamune 参院本会議。共産党の山下芳生議員が地方税法等の審議の登壇質問において「右翼団体 日本会議」と発言し、議場が紛糾した。  こいつもまた、『異分子を完全排除した無敵の垢の人』だからね	Masamune Wada (@wadamasamune) At this session of the House of Councillors, diet member Yoshiki Yamada of the Communist Party took the podium during deliberation over the Local Tax Law and said, "Right Wing Organization, Nippon Kaigi", causing disorder in the House. Because he's another "Grimy person set on completely eliminating outsiders".
624	和田政宗さん「太田局長の反応は痛いところを突かれたから。これは戦い。順次、局長答弁の嘘を明らかにしていく」  もはや個人攻撃 お前のカーチャンでべそ！して怒ったら ホラ怒った！！！ってレベル	Masamune Wada "Director Oota's position prodded sore spot. This is a fight. One by one, I will reveal the lies in the director's answer"  Already personal attacks  Your mama's belly button sticks out!  If that makes you angry then look, I'm also angry!!! that kind of level
556	和田秀樹の受験指南本や啓蒙書のパクリしかできない漫画家という印象しかないな。	He seems like a comic artist who would copy Mr. Wada's work and claim it for himself.
3661	モイキーなサンオツってなんで唇ちゅっちゅっすんだよ	Why do disgusting old men smack their lips.
4317	唇の動きを画像認識、会話を解読	Chinese IT company "捜狗 (Sogou)" has developed decryption of conversations through image recognition of lip movements.
599	商品写真と実物  今回買ったのはデンドロビウム（ラン）   すんげーちんまいの…	Pictures of goods and the reality\\nLately I bought some Dendrobiums (orchids)  They were REALLY small...
119	商品なく、店員不在...岐阜の異様なローソン	No products, no shopkeeper...
659	そういう商売だから。ひげ剃りだって替刃のほうが高い	New shaver blades are more expensive.
3114	マルチ商法「ジャパンライフ」の陰にまた昭恵夫人が登場  こんなこと言うとセクハラ扱いになるんだろうけど、 この嫁は子供がいたらここまであれこらバカしなかったとはおもう	Abe Akie once again shows up in the shadows of the pyramid scheme "Japan Life". If you say this you'll be treated as though it's sexual harassment, but I think that if that wife had kids she wouldn't be such an idiot.
1295	問題作成者は結構歳いってんな（おっさん）	The problem is, the author is now an old man.
2024	問題です 勝ったのはどっちでしょう？  俺が崩したけど勝ったのは俺だった	Question: Who won? I got destroyed but I won.
4310	『いえのかぎ』問題の感想  犯罪者でも相手にしてるかのようだ   我に正義ありと思うと人間って醜くなるよなあ	"The Key to Home"  Opinions on the problem   It's like they take a person seriously even if he/she is a criminal. People become ugly when they think they're getting their own justice.
1405	この問題文ググると解答出てくるね	If you Google this problem, the answer comes up, you know.\\n
1946	あとノートと問題集もか	That adds up.
4167	“善意の怪物” 安倍昭恵が最後に破壊するもの  あ『これはとてもいい土地なのねん。　8億のところを一億に値引きして譲ってあげたのねん』	Akie Abe finally destroys "The Monster of Good Intentions". "This is a great land. I gave a 100 million yen discount on a 800 million yen place".
3489	喜びはハグで分かち合う派vsハイタッチする派	Sharing happiness through hugs vs high fives.
2376	喫煙家による大麻解禁運動の提唱とかどうかな？	How about activities to lift the ban on marijuana via smokers?
3145	そば喰った？	Did you eat the soba?
4009	嘘だった「AED使った男性をセクハラで...」 投稿主「問題提起のつもりだった」  土人に民度なぞ無い	It was a lie "Sexual harassment of a man who used AED ..." Poster "I intended to pose a problem" ?
809	嘘だった「AED使った男性をセクハラで...」 投稿主「問題提起のつもりだった」  まだ大喜びで拡散()してる人もいるし「デマだとしても本当だと思われるような態度の女が悪い」とかもうね…民度ってなんだろうな(遠い目)	It was a lie. "Sexual harassment complaint against man who used AED..." Original poster "I wanted to pose the question." Some people are still happily sharing it (). "Even though it's fake, it's bad women who make the current situation such that it is believable." Things like that... just what is the cultural standard? (Distant look)
3704	ゲームのために嘘ついてGet Freedomした  モンハン今やってるけど面白いんご	I lied for a game and I got Get Freedom. I'm playing Monster Hunter right now but it's fun.
1490	嘘でよかった	I'm glad it was a lie.
3325	これは嘘だろ	This is a lie.
1953	『嘘』とか偽称の『偽』とか疑惑の『疑』でいいだろ	Honestly, they should have picked the character for "lie," "falsehood," or "doubt."
643	嘘八百田みたいな下衆をはじけばいいだけだろ	If would be good to pick off the liars and low lives.
2812	嘘嘘ラッシュ	Lie lie rush
9	そういうところが嘘つき左翼って言われる所以だし、リーダーの器じゃないんだよね	That's the way that the lying left does things, and it shows a lack of leadership capability.
1772	噂：マイクロソフトがEAやValve、PUBG Corpの買収を検討か  PUBG買収くらいはありそうだけどEAやValveはないやろMSの株主が了承するとは到底思えぬ。   MOJANG買収に使ったお金回収完了したって噂は本当なのかね・・・	Rumor: Microsoft is looking into acquire EA and Valve, as well as PUBG Corp, and although it looks like the PUBG acquisition will go ahead, MS shareholders are highly unlikely to approve the purchase of EA and Valve. I guess the rumor that they have completed the collection of money used in the MOJANG acquisition is right.
3722	噂：マイクロソフトがEAやValve、PUBG Corpの買収を検討か  Valveは創立者をはじめ、元マイクロソフト社員が多いから、なんかしっくりくる。  でもEAみたいなゲームの墓場会社だけはやめてー	Rumor: Microsoft considers purchasing EA, Valve, or PUBG Corp. At Valve, starting with the founder, there are numerous former Microsoft employees, so it fits well. But please don't go for a game graveyard company like EA.
3437	噂：マイクロソフトがEAやValve、PUBG Corpの買収を検討か  三千万の小学生が集ってて笑う	Rumor: Microsoft is considering acquiring companies like EA, Valve, and PUBG Corp  300,000 primary school students gathered up and laughed
211	噂：マイクロソフトがEAやValve、PUBG Corpの買収を検討か  デヴ社の企業文化から見ると多分不成立になりそう	Rumor: Microsoft considers purchasing EA, Valve, PUBG Corp. Looking at it from the viewpoint of a huge company workplace culture, it seems like it'd be a failure.
1037	そもそも噛み合わせる気がないし噛み合わせるだけの知能もない	There is no motivation and talent to fight about it.
4355	ストレッチ器具を購入した人のコメント「マッサージ後、頭痛と吐き気がするので慣れるまで大変だった。	A comment from someone who bought stretch tools: "After the massage, I had a headache and nausea so it was hard until I got used to it.
3546	そしてその器を割るのが虐待かな	Would breaking that tool in half be abuse?
740	「四女神オンライン CYBER DIMENSION NEPTUNE」 発売日が2月27日に決定  ここがゲハの新しい戦場になるのか	"Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online"  Release date decided as February 27  Will this become the new battleground for game hardware?
2699	四条貴音が既に通った道	A path that Shijou Takane has already gone down.
1711	四電、原発差し止めに異議「噴火なら住民は離れていく」  まあ東電ほど大きくもないし瀬戸内のいろんなところから圧力かけられたりしそうなもんだし意外と素直に…ならんもんかな？  そういえばこないだこの原発の横の道路通ったけど風力発電機めっちゃあってどんだけ発電するんやと思った。	Shiden opposes the ban on nuclear power generattion, saying 'if there is an eruption, residents can leave'.  Its not as big as TEPCO, but there are various pressure points along the Seto Sea.. I wonder. By the way, I walked along a road beside the power plant ,but I thought that wind power would be a good way of generating electricity.
3343	すげーつまらんので回復分のみの参加にすることにした	I participated for the first time in School Idol Festival's score match, but it was super boring so I'm just going to enter to recover just enough.
2574	ろれつ回らず発音不明瞭 安倍首相が通常国会に抱える不安  第一次政権辞める原因だった『腸の難病』も、結局どこ吹く風で焼き肉食いまくってるの見ると   何か都合が悪くなると仮病逃げする『病気』なのかも	Slurring and pronunciation is unclear Shinzo Abe's anxiety in the ordinary session of the Diet The cause of his resignation of the first regime was because of "incurable illness of intestine," but after all, when seeing him eat bbq meat with the attitude of the wind blows where it wants to, it looks like it's just a "sickness" to runaway using feigned illness
96	それが回答だったのか	That was his answer?
1269	「ゼロ回答」３日前に改ざん前文書	"Zero return."
2722	こっちの回避メモリア仕事してほしいんですケド	Abort here, I want Memoria to do its job.
3676	因果関係を逆にした詭弁じゃ反論にならないよ	If you flip the causal relationship, it's a logical fallacy and it's not a valid argument.
2721	困る	I'm worried.
1243	こ、困ったぞう……	Now that's an elephant sized problem...
222	えっ（困惑）	Wtf
4331	図解「風呂でする屁の溜め方」[r/LearnUselessTalents]  水上置換法やな	Illustration: "how to collect farts in a bathtub" [r/LearnUselessTalents] That's gas collection by water displacement.
4365	固定観念にとらわれてはいけない  こういうの結構あるね。間抜けすぎ	I must not be taken as a stereotype. This kind of this is pretty common. Too stupid.
1259	国が9割以上出資するジャパンディスプレイ 9か月間の決算で1006億円の最終赤字 前年同時期の赤字94億円から大幅に悪化  やはりそびえたつ糞となったか   鴻海にでも泣きつけば？（挑発）	Government provides more than 90% of the investment for Japan Display. Financial records for 9 months yield 100.6 billion yen deficit. During the same time period the previous year the deficit was 9.4 billion yen, so it has gotten considerably worse. So it's basically turned into a giant pile of shit? Maybe they can cry and throw themselves on the mercy of Hon Hai Precision? (Provocation)
1247	国が9割以上出資するジャパンディスプレイ 9か月間の決算で1006億円の最終赤字 前年同時期の赤字94億円から大幅に悪化  やはりそびえたつ糞となったか   鴻海にでも泣きつけば？（挑発）	The government provides over 90% of the funding for Japan Display. Financial report for 9 month period 100.6 billion yen deficit. The same time period last year was a 9.4 billion yen deficit, so it has gotten much worse. So it's basically become a giant pile of shit. Maybe they can cry and throw themselves on the mercy of Hon Hai Precision? (Provocation)
572	国が9割以上出資するジャパンディスプレイ	Japan Display, which over 9/10 of the country invests in.
3776	アアアアア！ネトウヨの国だね	It's a right wing nation, isn't it?
3606	国交省職員が注意に腹立て突き飛ばす	Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism member upset with warning and pushes it aside.
3013	国会は63歳幼児のお遊戯の場になってしもうとるな	The Diet has become a playground for 62 year old children.
4	ついに国会でも問題に	Already a problem for the Diet.
3936	国会で堂々爆睡 “変節漢”河野外相に批判殺到「税金泥棒」  安倍一強で干され気味になった事が彼をここまで焦らせているのだろうけど   こんな簡単に懐柔されたら安倍退陣後の余生は碌なものじゃない…と、願いたいｗ	"Traitorous Man" sleeping brazenly at the National Diet  Flood of criticism directed at "Tax Thief" Foreign Minister Kono  I wonder if being sucked dry by Ikki Abe made him impatient up until now  If I could be treated so gently, the rest of my life after Abe's retirement might not be so bad... I want to hope lol
3296	国会で昭恵に言及されると感情的になるあたり身内は相当大事にしていそう	People close to him are treated very importantly.
72	ここまでの国会答弁全部嘘だったことになるから、そら国会運営費数百億は無駄よ	If all of the answers in the Diet so far were lies, then the tens of billions of yen used in the Diet was completely wasted.
1085	国会では籠池から隠れるようにコソコソしてた超絶小物の青山さん	Mr. Aoyama, who has been sneakily trying to hide Kagoike from the National Diet, makes an excellent accessory.
1584	国会 結局、若手が質問する訳でもなく 野党から奪った質問時間が余り過ぎて 時間つぶしの余興に励む 一太「応援してると、言って頂けますか？」 安倍「応援してる！」 一太「世耕大臣、いいじゃないか！と言って下さい」 世耕「いいじゃないか！」  全世界にこの酷芸の実態を	In the end, young people asking questions wasn't what was turning the National Diet into a side show of time killing; it was the political opposition stealing too much time that was set aside for questions. Ichita: "Can I get you to say 'I'm supportive'?" Abe: "I'm supportive!!!" Ichita: "Hiroshige Sekō, please say "It's fine, isn't it!" Sekō: "It's fine, isn't it!" The whole world can see through this horrible acting.
3729	国会 結局、若手が質問する訳でもなく 野党から奪った質問時間が余り過ぎて 時間つぶしの余興に励む 一太「応援してると、言って頂けますか？」 安倍「応援してる！」 一太「世耕大臣、いいじゃないか！と言って下さい」 世耕「いいじゃないか！」  「愛してると、言って頂けますか？」   「愛してる！」   「俺TUEEE！と言って下さい」   「俺TUEEE！」      こだまでしょうか	Diet. In the end, the younger ones can't ask questions. Too much question time stolen from opposing party, Ichita makes a show of wasting time "Would you say that you are rooting for it?" Abe "I am!" Ichita "Minister Sekou, please say, 'That's enough!'" Sekou "That's enough!" "Would you say you love me?" "I love you!" "Please say, 'Ore TUEEE!'" (I'm overwhelmed) "Ore TUEEE!" Is there an echo in here?
2974	国会 結局、若手が質問する訳でもなく 野党から奪った質問時間が余り過ぎて 時間つぶしの余興に励む 一太「応援してると、言って頂けますか？」 安倍「応援してる！」 一太「世耕大臣、いいじゃないか！と言って下さい」 世耕「いいじゃないか！」  税金ドロボーすぎんやろ	The Diet session ended before the young people could ask questions because of the opposite party taking too much time with questions. Trying to put on a time killing side show. Ichita: "Can I have you say you're supporting us?" Abe: "I'm supporting you!" Ichita: "Minister Seko, please say 'That's good!'" Seko: "That's good!" You're stealing too much tax dollars.
1892	国会で陰謀論電波ネトウヨに絡まれるとか悪夢だろ	Its a nightmare being snared by the 'netouyo', the conspiracy touting network bloggers.
1189	国保保険料、平均26％上昇	This is the correct way to look at it.
2269	国内で養殖されているウナギのおよそ半分は、密漁、密売、密輸など、違法行為を経たシラスウナギから育てられている  略してうなロン	About half of the eels that are raised in country are poached, half illegally sold, and are smuggled among other things. The shirasu eel is has been raised to undergo that. If you shorten it, it's eel theory.
3779	国別統計で常にトップレベルの理由	There is already a top level reason in country by country statistics.
4466	国境なき医師団、性的虐待などで職員19人解雇	Employees without borders, 19 employees were dismissed due to sexual abuse etc.
1480	国旗の前では起立！な安倍首相	Standing to attention in front of the national flag.
3776	国有地が評価額の８分の１で売られてた	Furthermore, the board chairman is Umezawa Shigeo, the founder of Channel Sakura.
2192	ついに国民の4割が｢肥満｣になった米国の末路 女性の平均体重は75kg  へいきん体重75kgになっても   へいき	In the US, 40% of people end up clinically obese.  The average weight for women is 75kg. If this became 75kg that would be great.
1442	国民年金保険料の滞納対策を強化	Improved measures to cope with late payments on national pension premiums.
796	国民は忘れない 安倍首相のノド元に刺さったモリカケ疑惑  モリカケはソバだけに年を越しそうだな	The people of this country will never forget the Morikake misgiving that was stuck down Prime Minister Abe's throat. Morikake seems to be older than soba.
2737	国民投票に値する改憲案なら賛成	I support it if the draft of the constitutional amendment is worthy of a citizen's vote.
2341	「国民栄誉賞の価値は下がった。こんなに連発して」マツコの意見にネット賛否両論  安倍の「わしがそだてた」感がすごい	"The value of the National Honor Award has fallen. With this many being given in a row." Matsuko's opinion gets mixed reviews online. Abe's "I raised them" feeling is amazing.
3323	「国民栄誉賞の価値は下がった。こんなに連発して」マツコの意見にネット賛否両論  金メダル(二連覇、66年ぶりの快挙)   んー。価値ないねぇ。	"The value of the People's Honor Award has gone down. So many have been awarded." The Internet is divided on Matsuko's opinion. Gold medal (two consecutive wins, hasn't been achieved for 66 years). Hmm. Doesn't have value.
2960	これだけ国民が池沼だと、憲法改正も楽勝だわ	If the people are this dumb, constitutional reform should be a piece of cake.
1349	国民の総意だ 安倍首相よ「議員バッジ」を外してもらおう  容疑者に容疑の調査をさせる日本の常識では   あれは嘘だで責任を回避できる   日本の常識=世界の嘲笑	It's the people's consensus  Let's remove Prime Minister Abe's "parliament badge"  It's common sense in Japan to let suspects inquire about charges  That just a lie for escaping responsibility  Common sense in Japan = the world is sneering
3387	国民負担は5300億円 安倍政権「増税ラッシュ」のデタラメ  アベノミクスアベノミクス  徹底的に納税するぞ徹底的に納税するぞ	The national debt is 530 billion yen  The Abe administration's "Tax Increase Rush" nonsense  Abenomics Abenomics  I will pay taxes thoroughly I will pay taxes thoroughly
1653	国税庁「ビットコインで儲けた方々！お年玉お願いします！」数千万～数億円の利益を得た投資家らをリストアップ。２０１８年の確定申告に向け、取引記録や資産状況をデータベースにまとめ、税逃れを防ぐ  まあビットコインとは取引記録が全部残るものだからね  そーいうものだからｗ	National Tax Agency "To those who profited from bitcoin! Please give us a New Year's gift!" Making a list of investors who netted profits from ten million yen to several hundred million yen. Looking toward 2018 tax return filings, collecting a database of transaction records and states of assets, preventing tax evasion. Well, with bitcoin there are complete records of all transactions. That's the sort of thing it is haha.
4460	国税庁前で長官罷免求める	I will dismiss the Commissioner in front of the National Tax Agency.
327	国税庁職員「トップだけ逃げ出した感じ」 佐川長官辞任  野党「辞任しろ！」  謎の市民団体「辞任しろ！」	Nation Tax Agency Staff 「It feels like the higher ups ran away by themselves」Nobuhisa Sagawa resigned.  The opposition 「Resign!」 The puzzling civilian organization 「Resign!」
348	あっちの国でも詐欺製品あるんだな	Seems they make fraudulent products over there, too, huh?
127	「この国での貧困は絶対的に自分のせい」、落語家が致命的な想像力のなさを自ら披露して炎上中  今更でも何度でも言うけど、産経によって保守論壇の一員に加えられようとしてるとか書いてあるけど   『保守』が保守じゃない   保守って、社会を極端に変革していく集団と違うじゃん   産経が応援してる保守は、革新集団だし   この人が言ってるのは「悪くなってるけど、社会じゃなくてお前のせい」っていう現実逃避で   変わらないように守る保守とは違うだろ	[Poverty in this country is absolutely your fault] \\nRakugo comedians show off their deadly wit in internet flames.  Sankei has written that the conservative opinion leaders are  increasing in their numbers.  Conservative (large C) is not conservative.  A conservative is different from groups who want extreme changes to our society.  The Conservatives supported by Sankei are reformist groups.  What these groups are saying is 'Things are getting bad, but its not society's fault, its yours'. These Conservatives want things to remain the same to escape reality, which is different from being truly conservative. \\n
592	「この国での貧困は絶対的に自分のせい」、落語家が致命的な想像力のなさを自ら披露して炎上中  だから日本でいう保守は売国だってそれ	"In this country, if you are destitute, it is absolutely your fault", Rakugo performer under heat for controversial tweet\\nSo then "conservative" in Japan means selling out?
4485	国賊与党こわい	The ruling part is scary
3267	国連「トランプは人種差別主義者」トランプ「shitholeとか言ってないし、でっち上げ」民主党議員「いや言ってただろ」共和党議員「ちょっと記憶にないんで…」駐パナマ大使「こんな大統領の下で働けるか辞めるわ」  今年は中間選挙あるから、暴露本に続いて、shitholeで   メディアが新年から全力で攻撃してるなー   まぁ、でも中間選挙は共和党が勝つと思うけど	The United Nations says, “Trump is a racist.” Trump says, “I did not say shithole. That is made up.” A Democratic congressman says, “no, he did say it.” A Republican congressman says, “I do not have any memory of that.” The Panama ambassador says, “I cannot decide if I can work under this kind of president.” This year is the midterm elections so the media is using all their strength to attack Trump since the new year, using the shithole comment and tell all books. However, I think the Republican Party will win.
1852	国連「トランプは人種差別主義者」トランプ「shitholeとか言ってないし、でっち上げ」民主党議員「いや言ってただろ」共和党議員「ちょっと記憶にないんで…」駐パナマ大使「こんな大統領の下で働けるか辞めるわ」  何で「不潔な場所」って訳すんだ？「糞の穴」じゃないの？	UN: 「Trump is a racist」Trump: 「I didn't say "shithole", and it's all a fabrication.」A democratic representative 「No, you definitely said it.」 A republican representative 「I can't seem to recall....」The panama republic ambassador 「I'd quit if I have to work under such a president」.  Why do they translate it as an 「unclean place」? Isn't it 「Shithole」?
3771	国連、海のプラごみ削減へ新組織 政策や代替品検討  ちょっとしたものでもビニール入れる風潮マジで止めてくれませんか   毎回袋要りませんって言うの疲れるしだるいし	UN, new organization to reduce plastic garbage in oceans, look into countermeasures and alternatives. Won't you please do something about the tendency for putting even the most trivial things in plastic bags? I get worn out saying I don't need one every single time.
4077	国連特別報告者が、アメリカでの深刻な貧困について警告  米帝でもそろそろ革命が必要そうだね	The United Nations Special reporters warns about serious poverty in the US It seems that the US needs a revolution soon\\n
1999	まじ国連監視団が必要なレベルまで落ちた	Seriously, the UN observer team have fallen to the required level.
1832	ここんとこ国際交流活発じゃね	The international exchange network is active here.
371	国際交流なのに風俗体験をポストするコミュ障ぼく	I lack in communication skills, I guess: this is supposed to be an international communication thread, but I just post about my trips to brothels.
1484	国際問題？	International incident?
4217	国際政治学者三浦瑠麗さん「世論に安全保障を論じる土壌がないので、多くの官僚は自分の担当期間中に工作船が自爆沈没したり、武器が見つかってもなるべく事なかれ主義で処理するようになる」 スリーパーセルは隠蔽されているってことかな  ベルリンの壁やソ連が崩壊したとき「愛する体制維持のために これまで築いてきた生活と財産を棄てて、コイツら迫撃砲でドッカン皆殺したるんやー」と蜂起した奴が果たしていたかどうか…国際政治学の先生に聞いてみたい。  むしろ起こったのはユーゴなどでおきた民族同士の無意味な虐殺であって、その行為は１００年経とうが双方に傷痕を残し続けるだろう。   そんな行為が正当化される訳がないわけで、加害に加わった多数派側の国際社会における信頼はどうなる。   「ニホンヲオトシメルタメノカツドウ」をしてるのはどっちかと思うのだけど。	Mr. Rui Miura, international political scientist "Since there is no soil that discusses security in public opinion, many bureaucrats are deadly suicidal during the period of their own handling, so that even if weapons are found, "Sleeper Cell is hidden When the Berlin Wall and the Soviet Union collapse" I have abandoned Dokkan with a mortar like Mr. Kotatsu who has abandoned the life and property we have built to maintain a loving structure Whether or not the uprising who played up "fulfilled ... I would like to ask the teacher of international politics. Rather what happened is a meaningless genocide between the ethnic groups who gave up in Yugoslavia, and that act will continue to leave scars on both sides for a period of 100 years. There is no reason to justify such an act, what will be the trust in the international community of the majority who participated in the harm. I wonder which way you are doing "Nippon Wo Otoshiru Tamenokatsudo".\\n\\n
631	国難突破解散。総理は確かにそう宣って選挙をした。しかし、国税庁長官が総理夫妻の権力の私物化の尻ぬぐいで逃亡犯のように逃げ回っている現実をみると、また日々国民の税務行政に対する信頼が失われているのを見ると、国難突破どころか国難はむしろ膨張している。今やはっきりした。総理こそが国難。   体は大人 頭脳は子供 その名は迷宰相コクナン！	The end of a National Crisis breakthrough. If I'm not mistaken, the prime minister said that and was elected. However, seeing now that the director of the National Tax Agency is covering for the Prime Minister's wife abusing her political authority, and the reality that he's now running around like a fugitive criminal, and seeing the average citizen loosing their faith in the tax administration, more than breaking through the national crisis, its more like it's expanding. Now I'm certain. The prime minister himself is the national crisis. Like a child in a man's body, thy name is the Prime Minister of National Crisis!
2685	国難が総理大臣やってるんだからしょうがないべ	The national crisis is what the prime minister is doing, so it's a lost cause.
3142	「いい土地ですから、前に進めてください」	"It's a good piece of land, so please proceed."
273	「いい土地ですから、前に進めてください」	Its a great place, so please put it forward.
841	土地柄酒飲み多いからなぁ	I guess the local atmosphere makes for a lot of drinkers.
4374	土日は街へ出かけてインフルエンザをもらおう！	On Saturday and Sunday I'll head into down and catch influenza!
2131	土曜日は久しぶりの映画(ドラマ)の雑談の日！ロットマ評価100%のパディントン2！暴動と人種差別 デトロイト！キングスマンGC！スティーブンキング集大成ダークタワー！ネNetflixで観よう湯浅デビルマン！ 金がない奴はgyao無料映画観よう！  ようやくキングスマンの1個目見た   最後うまいこと盛り上がったからよかったけど途中きつかった    2はもっと弾けてもらいたい	On Saturday let's bring back the movie (drama) discussion day! Paddington 2 gets 100% on Rotten Tomatoes! Uprising and racial discrimination feature in Detroit! Kingsman: The Golden Circle! Devilman Crybaby available on Netflix! If you don't have any money you can watch for free on gyao! I finally saw the first Kingsman. By the end it was exciting and I enjoyed it, but the middle of it was rough. I hope the second has more energy.
4335	土曜日は久しぶりの映画(ドラマ)の雑談の日！ロットマ評価100%のパディントン2！暴動と人種差別 デトロイト！キングスマンGC！スティーブンキング集大成ダークタワー！ネNetflixで観よう湯浅デビルマン！ 金がない奴はgyao無料映画観よう！  2018年睡魔の旅	Saturday will be a day for a movie (drama) chat for the first time in a long time! Paddington 2 with a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes! Riots and racism in Detroit! Kingsman GC! The finale of Stephen King's The Dark Tower! Let's watch it on Netflix Yuasa Devilman! For people with no money let's watch free omvies on gyao! 2018 journey of sleepiness.
1488	土曜日は久しぶりの映画(ドラマ)の雑談の日！ロットマ評価100%のパディントン2！暴動と人種差別 デトロイト！キングスマンGC！スティーブンキング集大成ダークタワー！ネNetflixで観よう湯浅デビルマン！ 金がない奴はgyao無料映画観よう！  予告でもう上がる楽しみ	Saturday is the first mix and mingle drama movie night for a while!  Paddington 2 with 100% ROTOMA evaluation!  Riots and racism in Detroit! King's man GC! Stephen King's Dark Tower collection! Lets watch Yuasa Devilman on Netflix.  For those who are skint, there are the free gyao movies. The notice has gone up.  Lets have fun.
553	土曜日は久しぶりの映画(ドラマ)の雑談の日！ロットマ評価100%のパディントン2！暴動と人種差別 デトロイト！キングスマンGC！スティーブンキング集大成ダークタワー！ネNetflixで観よう湯浅デビルマン！ 金がない奴はgyao無料映画観よう！  女口説くのにラップ披露するだろ   披露したことないの？ ダッサ    っていう冗談はさておき   俺は見てねーから般若がスベってんのか演出がスベってんのかはしんねーけど   いくら湯浅監督とはいえ言うときは言わなきゃいかんからな   日本人に8mileは作れんな、うん    ただ、俺が見てセーフだったら来週らへんのこのスレでメンション飛ばすから   そのときはディスバトルしようや	Saturday is the first movie (drama) magazine day in a long time. Paddington 2 is benefiting from the 100% reputation of Lotman! It is the riots and racism of Detroit! Kingsman GC! The big Stephen King hit, Dark Tower!  Let’s watch Yuasa’s Devilman on Netflix! People that don’t have money shall watch gyao free video streaming website! A woman reveals her lap in order to persuade. You haven’t revealed it before? Other than that joke being boring, I haven’t looked. I don’t know if his wisdom is slipping or if his performance is slipping. No matter how great Director Yuasa is, I must mention that when talking about him. Japanese people cannot make 8mile. I will mention it in this forum around next week if it is safe for me to watch. Let’s discover a battle at that time.
2876	土曜日は久しぶりの映画(ドラマ)の雑談の日！ロットマ評価100%のパディントン2！暴動と人種差別 デトロイト！キングスマンGC！スティーブンキング集大成ダークタワー！ネNetflixで観よう湯浅デビルマン！ 金がない奴はgyao無料映画観よう！  ２月はとりあえず『グレイテスト・ショーマン』  近場で公開してくれてたら『アバウト・レイ　１６歳の決断』も観たいな	Saturday will be the long awaited movie (drama) chatting day! Paddington 2 with a Rotoma evaluation of 100%! Revolt and racial discrimination Detroit! Kingsman GC! Stephen King's Hit Collection Dark Water! Let's watch on Netflix Yuasa Devilman! People with no money should watch gyao free movies! February would surely be about "The greatest Showman" and if it shows in nearby theaters soon I would also like to watch "About Ray A 16 year old's determination"
2267	土曜日の朝からランドセル背負った○学生とキスしながら愛し合い♥	I carried a backpack from Saturday morning.
1226	圧力高めてどうすんだ‥ってそんなの決まってるか	What comes of coercion... is it unavoidable?
513	さらばツイッター ある在日コリアンの決別宣言  「ぼくのvkontact垢です」  「あっ……（察し）」	Good bye Twitter. A certain Japanese Korean's words of farewell "Here's my vkontact account." "Oh......(realization)."
4103	在日アメリカ海兵隊 公式サイトから沖縄県民の強制収容所の記述を削除  元からクズだったのか自民に毒されたのかどっちかな	Delete the description of the concentration camps of Okinawan citizens from the official website of the US Marine Corps in Japan. Was it originally trash or poisoned by the Liberal Democratic party?
2454	地上波も4kが主流になったり	4k is the norm for airborne signals as well.
3724	地元の「川の神様」の決定でガーナ女子は学校に行けず	This rule of the local "God's River" means that girls in Ghana don't go to school.
3564	うちの地元はナイキが社名とひっかけてBIKE	My local area likes Nikey a lot and is building a Bike Town.
1813	地吹雪慣れしてる北大生チームなら失敗しなかったかもね	The student team from Hokkaido University are used to the cold and storms so they probably didn’t fail.
1759	地味巨乳「ふあ〜、ふぁっ、ふぁ〜、ふぁあ〜〜〜っ❤️」  病気	Jimi Kyonyu "Ooooh, wow ❤️" disease
772	地域クラブだと3年毎にリセットさせられる学校部活より	If it's a public club by area, there would be no need to reset every 3 years, and we could continue growing in the same club.
354	地検「アベ友」捜査拡大の可能性	The District Prosecutor:  Possibility of expanding the investigation into 'Abe's mates'.
3795	ホント、地球は丸い！	Seriously, the earth is round!
811	ピザは地球を救う	Pizza Will Save Earth.
696	地球って素晴らしいなぁー！	Earth is wonderful!
904	地球と金星の軌道	Orbit of Earth and Venus.
3475	地球防衛軍4.1 ウイングダイバー・ザ・シューターのPC版が出るかも  そんなのより5を早く。	The PC version of "Earth Defense Forces version 4.1 wing diver: The shooter" might be released soon.  Hurry up and release version 5.
2126	地震	Earthquake.
175	よって「地震で貧困率上昇」は君(n=1)のたわごとなわけだ	That's why "earthquakes increase the poverty rate" is something silly said by just you (n=1).
640	＜地震＞防災無線	＜Earthquake＞ Wireless disaster prevention transmission.
1718	お坊さんに聞く初詣のNG行動…神社仏閣のハシゴ、お守りの複数持ちってアリ？	The NG behaviour of the monk at the new year shrine visit.
1449	ついにはフェイクまで垂れ流し	Now he's even bringing up fake news.
76	コーヒーにミルクを垂らすと  真ん中へんの同液体同温度の例が可愛い	I liked the example showing how when you pour milk into coffee, designs form in the center from liquid at the same temperature.
1211	でも垢を消した人を通報なんてできる…？	But, how do you report someone who's washed the dirt off...?
4176	基地内含め酒の購入･摂取禁ず 在日米軍､期間区切らず  でも破っても何の罰則もないんでしょ	It says do no drink and/or buy alcohol while inside the Japanese US base. Even without dividing the duration or you break the rules, there are no penalties.
1486	基本となるキャラを二つ投入してその間にあるものを出力している	I put together 2 basic characters, and output everything between them.
2456	基本年末年始休まないしお節仕込む暇もないから数の子だけ買ってあとは仕出し取ってる	I generally don't take time off of work during the New Year's holiday and I don't have time to prepare, so usually I just buy herring roe and order catering for the rest.
1820	基本プレイ無料シューター『フォートナイト バトルロイヤル』日本語版が配信開始  荒野行動がスマホでお手軽	The Japanese language version of the free shooter “Fortnite Battle Royale” was released. Knives Out is a very convenient game to play on the smartphone.
3432	基本禁止、どうしてもって人材でも要相談。（採用するとはいってない）	Even those that have essential duties in the company need to consult management (they haven't said whether it's possible to renew at all).
2291	埼玉 小６女児“自殺” 審議会設置しいじめか調査  日本は子供、若者の自殺多すぎ	Saitama  "suicide" of 6 primary school girls  Inquiry launched to investigate if it was due to bullying  Japan has too many child and young person suicides
357	埼玉県民さん、雪でウッキウキになる	Saitama Citizens Are Extremely Excited About the Snow.
162	埼玉県民さん、雪でウッキウキになる	Saitama Residents Having Lots of Fun in the Snow.
545	埼玉県警察作製 らき☆すたコラボ万引き防止ポスター「やっぱり、欲しいモノは自分で買ってこそだよね！」  まだやってたんだこの漫画	Created by the Saitama Prefectural Police Lucky☆Star collab shoplifting prevention poster "Buying things you want with your own money just makes it that much better!" I didn't know this manga is still around.
4161	堀江貴文氏、井筒監督の発言に「人間として最低」  じゃあ，実際何か生みださずに，数字だけ転がして金貰うのどうなのよ，って井筒が指摘もして良いわけじゃん。妥当かどうかはともかく。	Takafumi Horie said that Director Izutsu's words were "the lowest thing he could say as a human being". Well,  Takafumi has no right to say anything. He actually didn't deliver anything and got paid by frauding the numbers.
4184	堰を切った、日本の#MeToo | NHKニュース  三國連太郎「（電報で）オマンコ　シタイ」   岡田茉莉子「（電報で）イヤデスワ」	Broke the weir, Japan's # MeToo | NHK News Rentaro Sankoku "(by Telegram) I want fuck" Mariko Okada "(by Telegram) No thank you"
981	堰を切った、日本の#MeToo | NHKニュース  三國連太郎「（電報で）オマンコ　シタイ」   岡田茉莉子「（電報で）イヤデスワ」	The dam has burst, Japan's #MeToo | NHK News  Rentaro Mikuni "(By telegram) I want to have sex"  Mariko Okada "(By telegram) Stop it!"
1826	とりあえず、報告！	Anyway, information report!
4191	とりあえず、報告！	First, report!
691	とりあえず、報告！	For the time being, report it!
3870	【ご報告】彼女が出来ました  真面目な話すると   ちんこギンギンになるけどヘッドセット付けてるし   そのまま出したらカーペットが汚れちゃうって言う理性が働いて抜けない   あと位置調整が結構面倒かな	【News】Got a new girlfriend. On serious note, even I get boner, I have headset on and if I ejaculate carpet will get dirty, so my rationality is stopping me. Also, the positioning is sort of troublesome.
214	【ご報告】彼女が出来ました  アヘ顔ダブルピースはよ	[Report] She made a pleasured face while throwing two peace signs.
2941	【ご報告】昨日菅野は「凍結理由の開示」を求めるためTwitterジャパン株式会社を訪問しました。その際対応した「社員」を名乗る人物の名刺の裏にはTwitterアカウントが記載されていたため...	Report: Yesterday Sugano visited Twitter Japan to ask for information regarding the reason for the freeze.
1380	とりあえず、報告！  マジかよおめでとう、結局感想書いてねーわ	First of all, big news! Seriously? Congrats, in the end I didn't write my impressions.
1634	とりあえず、報告！  継続は力なりだな   俺も見習って最後まで読了せねば…   （小説ビジュアルノベルその他相当積んでる）	First off all, an update! Whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger. I need to learn and keep reading until the end... (I've got a lot of novels, visual novels, and more piling up)
466	報ステは改ざんって言っててわろた	He said the report was falsified.
3349	どうして「報道」ができないのか呆れる	I'm disgusted by why they can't "report the news".
40	「報道の自由」に関しては特定秘密保護法への懸念や放送法の改正を通じてメディアの独立性を確保するよう求められましたが、日本政府は「報道の自由」に関する勧告を拒否しました。また、元従軍慰安婦への謝罪や補償を求める勧告なども拒否しています。	Also, the government refuses apologies and atonement on former comfort women.
49	けものフレンズがなかった場合の2017年覇権アニメは小林さんちのメイドラゴンで異論ないな？  原作に無い下半身すき	So what would the leading 2017 cartoon have been like if 'Kemono no friends' had been absent?   What do you think about Kobayashi's 'May Dragon'.  I liked the lower half of the body, which was not in the original work.
2514	さっむｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ  わろてる場合ちゃうぞ	It's coldｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ I will see you around.
2628	オナニーをしている場合ではない	This isn't the time to be masturbating.
3887	ものはあんま増えてない	I am not accumulating stuff much these days.
4122	増える高齢者クレーマー、悩むサービス業の若者たち  デカイ声だしてずっとわめき散らすから   関係ないこっちがキレそうになる   レジ待ちとかで出くわすと最悪	The growing elderly claimer, young people are troubled in the service industry . Screaming loud at us meaninglessly, i dont care it makes me mad and want to scream back. when i run into them as a cashier its the worst.
2163	増える高齢者クレーマー、悩むサービス業の若者たち  すいませんすいませんってそれしか言えんのかこのサルゥ！	Increasing numbers of elderly complaining, young people in service industry troubled. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Is that all you can say you monkey!?
1178	墜ちた名門｢神戸製鋼｣のあきれかえる言い訳	The excuses by the prestigious Kobe Steel company for its fall from grace.
4059	墜ちた名門｢神戸製鋼｣のあきれかえる言い訳  三菱マテリルもかなり悪質だけどね	Kobe Steels excuse for fallen quality is that Mistusbishi's quality is a also malignant
2803	墜ちた名門｢神戸製鋼｣のあきれかえる言い訳  東京電力（耐用年数の過ぎた原発を運用）   旭化成（マンションの耐震偽装）   東洋ゴム（免震偽装）   三菱自動車（排ガス不正）   神戸製鋼（製品のデータ改ざん）   日産自動車（無資格者による検査）   三菱マテリアル（検査データ改ざん）（ＮＥＷ）   東レ（子会社の検査データ書き換え）（ＮＥＷ）	The reason for amazement by the fallen prestigious "Kobe Steel"  Tokyo Electric Power Co (operating a nuclear power plant past its service life)  Asahi Kasei (apartment building's false earthquake resistance)  Toyo Rubber (false seismic isolation)  Mitsubichi Motors (exhaust gas fraud)  Kobe Steef (product information falsification)  Nissan Motors (inspection by unlicensed inspectors)  Mitsubishi Materials (inspection data falsification) (NEW)  Toray (altered subsidiary company inspection data) (NEW)
3474	墜落ヘリ部品、直前に中古と交換	Falling helicopter parts, replaced with old parts shortly before.
2463	壁紙変えよう	I'm going to change my wallpaper.
135	「壊れたお友達、直します」ポルトガル最古のおもちゃ病院  子供    「・・・壊れたお友だち、治してくれるの？」    おもちゃのお医者さん    「先に申し上げておきます。完全には治りません。  しかし症状をコントロールすることはできます。   それを死ぬまで続ければ、何不自由のない普通の人生を送ることも可能です。   無理に治そうと焦ってはいけません。これは一生付き合っていくものです。   焦りは禁物です。ゆっくりじっくり寛解を目指しましょう。」	Making up with your friends. Portugal's only toy hospital.  Children, ... do you want to fix your broken friendships?  I'm the toy doctor.   First tell me everything.  I can't offer a complete cure.  But I can control the symptoms.  If this continues till I die, then I can offer you an unbroken life.   Do not be so impatient to get over it.  It will be with you all your life.  Impatience is forbidden.  Slowly, slowly, lets get better.
2581	ぼくのやるきスイッチ壊したのだれ  お昼寝より先にお昼ね	Who broke my motivation switch Afternoon nap before an afternoon nap
3143	『壊れている』という突っ込みを、正面から議員に向けてはなった日本メディアも見かけないのじゃそりゃ増長もするよなぁ	The fact that you can't find a single media person standing up and pointing out that "it's broken" shows how bad things are getting.
3160	「な、なんだこの声は！？」	"Wha, what is this voice!?"
3590	『プリキュア』声優ってなんだよ？ｗ	What's up with it saying a "Pretty Cure" voice actress?
2675	声優・下田麻美が結婚発表	Voice actress Shimoda Asami announcing wedding.
4389	声優原田ひとみさん	Voice actress Harada Hitomi.
159	声優、大川透が病気療養のため休業を発表 「攻殻S.A.C.」のサイトー、「ハガレン（旧作）」のロイなど  喪黒福造のあの笑い声が好き	Voice Actor Toru Okawa, Who Played Roles Including Saito in Ghost in the Shell: S. A. C. and Roy in the First Fullmetal Alchemist Series, Announces Work Hiatus Due to Medical Treatment.  I love The Laughing Salesman's laugh.
2369	モブ声優抜いたら何人？	How many would it be if they didn't include voice actors for minor characters?
1121	声優ユニットの「ミルキィホームズ」が解散	Voice acting unit "Project MILKY HOLMES" dissolves.
2543	シロちゃんかわええ…かわええよ…  🐬🐬🐬   ノリと声は月が好きにゃ😸	Shiro is so cute... so cute... 🐬🐬🐬Nori and Koe like the moon😸
1565	ピアノ売ってちょうだい〜	Sell me a piano~!
2549	売却損の持ち越しできないんだからいいんじゃないの	I cannot carry over the loss on sale so it's okay.
2549	売却益が分離課税の税率20％じゃなくて総合課税で払ってくれるし	The gain on sale will be paid in comprehensive taxation instead of 20% tax on separate taxations.
3284	売れないんかなあ文庫	They are trying to sell with that stance but I wonder if that stance will sell.
633	これだけ売れてりゃメジャー行く旨味ないだろ	If I am able to sell just this, there will be no reason to go to the majors.
2479	アメリカで売ってるダイソンはでかくてパーツがモロく、とても買う気になれなかったので	The Dyson that's selling in America is big, and the parts are weak, and I didn't feel like buying it.
4240	壺男ゲーやりたいけど体力と集中力が限界	I want to play the game "Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy" but my strength and ability to focus are limited.
540	あんまりたいした変化無いなと思ったら、広背筋凄い変化してる	At first I though there wasn't much difference, but I realized a drastic change in my back.
3176	さほど変化なしなら遺伝子の差を感じるなあ	If there isn't much of a difference then you can feel the difference in the genes, can't you?
1697	あの変な宇宙人は…	A strange space alien.
1005	変なの泊めると格が下がるからそりゃあ泊めたくないよね	If you book someone in a strange hotel, the ratings will drop so the owner is picky on whom he allows to stay.
2470	変われるよ、現に俺は変われた	I'm sorry you're disgusting... you can change, just look at me; I've changed.
2954	モデム変身、地を駆けろ～	Change the modem, and go forth!
3656	夏五輪「ﾊﾞﾚｰﾎﾞｰﾙｹﾂボイーン！ ﾃﾆｽﾊﾟﾝﾂﾁﾗｯ！ 陸上選手ワキ―ッ！」 僕「ウヒョヒョｗ」ﾋﾞｰﾙｸﾞﾋﾞｰｯ！  ぴっちりスーツの中は蒸れ蒸れかな？とか想像できるだろ	Summer olympics: "Volleyball butts are bouncing! Tennis underwear is showing! Track and field athletes' armpits!" Me: "Uhyohyo LOL" I'm chugging beer! Are they sweating inside their tight suits? You can imagine it.
3125	夏山でも標高高いとこまで行くと寒い事もあるし	Even in the summer if you go up to a high elevation on a mountain there are times it is cold.
709	夏、暑すぎてパンツまで汗まみれで大変だ	Summer, it's too hot and you get soaked with sweat down to your underwear and it's tough.
2015	夏か秋頃だったかこの今井が安倍ぴょんと距離おいてるとかいう記事出てた記憶があるんだけど、結局元鞘かいな	I don't remember if it was in the summer or in the fall, but there was an article about how there was some distance between this Imai and Abe, but I guess after that things returned to normal.
3359	きょうの夕日  昇天しました	Today's sunset  Ascended
815	これがアメリカの夕食風景（画像）	This is the scene at a dinner in the US (image).
3742	夕飯に中華いってきた	For dinner I went for Chinese food.
2364	夕飯に中華いってきた	For dinner I went to a Chinese place.
2727	夕飯に中華いってきた	I went out to eat Chinese food for dinner.
1123	外人はなぜそんなにピンボールが好きなのか	Why do foreigners like pinball so much?
880	外人はなぜそんなにピンボールが好きなのか	Why do foreigners like pinball so much.
2562	外出先で眠くなったので帰る	I got sleepy on the go, so I went home.
2806	外出先で眠くなったので帰る  けんもっく帰宅する	I got sleepy while I was out, so I'm going home  Kenmokku will return home
1094	外国人とエッチしちゃった  おじさんの場合、それは現実の世界にいる外国人ではなくておじさんの 頭の中にいる外国人だろうから、かかりつけのお医者さんに連絡して 心療内科への紹介状書いてもらう。  そうしておじさんもデパス漬けになって廃人になるの。	When my uncle had sex with a foreigner, it probably wasn't actually a real foreigner, but rather a foreigner inside his own head, so I contacted our family doctor and had them write a referral for a psychosomatic specialist. Then my uncle became addicted to Etizolam and was destroyed.
692	ＬＧＢＴや外国人差別禁止 世田谷区が条例制定  まだ禁止じゃなかったって正直少し衝撃的だ	Setagaya ward has created a law against the discrimination of LGBT and foreign people. Honestly, the fact that it wasn't banned already is a little shocking.
488	外国人技能実習「コンビニも」、業界申請へ	"Convenience stores also" make business requests for foreign technical trainees.
975	外国人技能実習生の労組脱退を受け入れ団体が要請  日本「奴隷を働かせたい！」	Request for organizations of foreign tech interns which are accepting of withdrawal from labor union  Japan "I want to put slaves to work!"
4376	それも外国人(白人)のね	It's also foreigners (white people).
7	外国から失礼しますが、森友問題と関する野党側からのツイートがいつもプロ愛国者のリプまみれになっているのは何故でしょうか？	I'm from a foreign country, so please excuse me, but why is it that tweets from the opposition party about the Moritomo scandal are always covered with replies by professional patriots?
658	外国から失礼しますが、森友問題と関する野党側からのツイートがいつもプロ愛国者のリプまみれになっているのは何故でしょうか？  読売は安倍政権の機関紙      産経は安倍信者向けのものみの塔	Please excuse me for messaging from a foreign country.  Tweets from the minority party about the Moritomo problem are always replied from many  professional patriots. Why is that?  Yomiuri is the Abe Administration’s Newspaper. Sankei is a tower (figuratively speaking) only for Abe believers.
4053	「外国籍取得したら日本国籍喪失」は違憲 ８人提訴へ  個人タックスヘイブンをできなくするため	Losing Japanese nationality if acquiring foreign nationality" 8 people sued. they are trying to takeaway personal tax havens
2085	「外国籍取得したら日本国籍喪失」は違憲 ８人提訴へ  嫌なら（国籍捨てて）出てけ（戻ってくるな）	"If you get a foreign citizenship, you will lose your Japanese citizenship" 8 individuals are suing, claiming that it's violating the constitutional rights. If you don't agree, (give up on your citizenship) just get out of here (and don't come back).
3578	さっきお外から帰ってきた。外は91°F…	It is 91 degrees Fahrenheit outside...
1478	外来種のモウソウチク・マダケが里山生態系を脅かす	Introduced Moso bamboo and madake bamboo are threatening the Satoyama ecosystem.
450	じゃ、外相変えよう	Lets change the Foreign Affairs Minister.
1641	外相専用機導入を＝河野氏「夜の空港待ち、耐えられぬ」	Introduction of vehicle specifically for foreign ministers = Kawanoshi "Cannot wait at the airport at night".
669	外相専用機導入を＝河野氏「夜の空港待ち、耐えられぬ」  今まで我慢してる外相もいたんだから我慢しろ  どうせすぐ首替わるんだから税金の無駄遣い  どうしてもならプライベートジェット機でも買え	Foreign Affairs Minister Introduces  special devices  = Mr Kono.  I couldn't stand waiting in Hong Kong at night.' We need to have patience with this Foreign Affairs Minister.  Anyway, soon he will change jobs, and waste our taxes.  He can even buy a private jet.
250	わたしネタリネフ外相、ネウロを読み夜更かししたせいで睡魔に襲われる	Because I, the foreign minister Netariyahu, stayed up late reading "Neuro", I'm getting sleepy.
1079	お外で紅茶飲んでる	Drinking black tea outside.
2847	外行け	I get so hot that I feel like I'm going to die.
3980	外部のエディタや翻訳記事に頼らず記者を雇ってまともな記事を書くようにしたら信頼されるかもね	If you hire a reporter and write a decent article, you may be trusted If you write an article with a multifaceted line of sight.
1329	多分テンプレはないんだろうね	Perhaps there was no template.
3440	多分日本に追放されたってことで慰めムードだろな現地ではちょっとした名士だし	After all, he is somewhat of a celebrity locally.
1493	これ多分瓶半分くらいで飽きる	”Nokeru Furikake, Yakiniku Bibimbap Flavor:" I get sick of those after I use half the jar.
3879	やっぱ多少なりと油流出してんだろね	I guess oil is spilling even a little
1214	多少難はあるけどなかなかいい玩具だからみんなも買おうトランスチームガン	Trance Team Gum.
3087	多摩市が内部告発を“隠ぺい”？ 報告書を入手 職員の子ども入園“優遇”問題  隣国（の不正っぷり）を笑ってたら隣国以下（の規範意識）に成り下がってた件	We received a report that Tama city may have covered up their whistleblowing with another problem.  I was laughing at the problem with staff members' children being treated better than other children (the unfairness behind it) because we were lowering ourselves below the level of  (the normative consciousness of) neighboring countries
3187	多数殺害を指示	In jail for mass murder.
105	多用って句読点代わりに三点リーダーぶっこんでくるやつよ	These were put in for emphasis instead of punctuation.
3980	多角的な視線で記事書ければ理想だけどコスパ悪いから結局ネットニュース拾って意見書いて終わり	It is ideal to write an article from several perspectives though it has bad cost performance eventually, so they tend to pick up the internet news and that is all.
2041	げっぷが多いのは逆流性食道炎の可能性	There is a possibility of reflux esophagitis if you burp often.
2089	夜勤は太るでー	Over night shifts will turn you faaat.
3518	【ガイアの夜明け】外国人技能実習生を奴隷労働させ計画倒産した縫製工場。「残業は自主的、任意的」「強制ではない」と回答する会社側弁護士である原武之弁護士が監事のＮＰＯ法人フローレンス、安倍昭恵さんに表彰される。  私人なのに表彰するとか権力持ちすぎ	[Dawn of Gaia] \\nThe sewing factory had the foreigners do slave labor in order to use their abilities. The lawyer for the company, Takeyuki Hara answers by saying, “working overtime is optional and voluntary.” “It is not forced.” The NPO he is affiliated with, Florence, is commended by Akie Abe. I personally think that shows too much power.
593	夜神月じゃねーか	Isn't that Yagami Light?
4021	ＧＡＣＫＴ、夜道注意の発言「冗談でつづった言葉」  ころしあえー	GACKT, warning about traveling at night "spelling out words with jokes"  You could run into a murderer
3535	夜郎自大の思い上がりで恥晒すのがニッポンの定番になってきたね	It called other country teams a\\n“laughing stock.” It is Japan’s turn to  disgrace as a “big fish in a little pond.”
1063	これ夢だよ？	This is a dream, right?
4398	夢の中まで小ぢんまりしている感がある	Even when dreaming it's curled up tightly.
3852	『レコ大』乃木坂46「インフルエンサー」が初の大賞 つばきファクトリーが最優秀新人賞  まあ順当かと	"Reco large" Nogizaka 46 "Influencer" is the first grand prize Tsubaki Factory is a good newcomer prize Well sounds about right
3345	そこ大事よね	That's important.
1332	ロリ大人な“下乳天使”片岡沙耶が男の振る舞いを直伝！「『おっぱい、大きいね』はダメですよ～」  ロリ大人とは	Tiny breasted 'angels' for Lolita fetishists.  Saya Kataoka tells it like it is.  Lolita fetishists don't like big boobs.
2332	大人が女児向けアニメみたらいかんのか？	Is it a problem for adults to watch anime intended for young girls?
2356	大人の女の子とセックスしてみたい……	I want to try having sex with an grown up woman...
2356	大人女子好き	I love grown up women.
3192	大会組織委発表	Olympic organization committee announcement.
1484	これはロシア大使館が悪いだろ	This is the Russian Embassy's fault.
3053	フランス大使館「日本の死刑執行、非人道的で犯罪抑止効果がない」⇒賛否両論で大炎上！	French Embassy: 「The way the Japanese execute people is inhumane, and it doesn't spur any results in lowering the crime rate」⇒Discussion is blowing up about the pros and cons!
95	パソコン大先生はいそげ！総務省サイバーセキュリティ課というカッコイイ所に勤務できるチャンスだ  やっす   むしろここからデータを頂いて悪の組織に就職するわ	The grand professor of PCs is busy!  A chance to work for an exciting division of the Ministry of Internal Affairs called the cyber security division.  Hmmm.  I'd rather work for an immoral orgnisation that gets data from here.
1865	大切なのは、現政権を動かしている思想と当代一流の人気コメディアンの価値観が一致しているのは、必ずしも癒着とか迎合とかではなくて、彼らのアタマの中にある考えは、われら現代の日本人の主流をなすど真ん中の思想であるということだ。  べきもクソも現状勝ってる俺が勝ち組の思想にならなくて誰がなるんだって感じなんだよなあ  弱者の癖に勝ち組の思想に浸ってる奴は、実際その方が勝ち組になれる率が高い、もしくはそう思ってるからじゃねえの？  例えば虚飾であっても自信があって勝ち組思考をほんとにできてれば実態がクソでも女は釣れるし  逆に俺は弱者なんだと言い張ってたら女にモテない	The important thing is that the the alignment between the philosophy of the current administration and the views of the popular comedians of the day is not always pandering or aligning to the establishment view, but is what they really think, and the mainstream view among we modern Japanese people. It feels like, well, 'if I, who is currently successful, doesn't have the same views as the current 'winners' within society, who does?'. People who pretend they have the winners' views despite actually being weak often become actual winners, or at least think they have, don't they? Even if it's just ostentation, they can use a winning mindset to get women even if they're horrible, and if you actually tell women you're weak you won't be popular with them.
1038	「大半のプレイヤーが1試合もせずゲームから離れる致命的な状態」改善目指したが……スク・エニ「フィギュアヘッズ」2年で終了  どういう状況なんだｗ  １試合もできんて	'Most players quit the game due to fatal circumstances without  even taking part in one match.' We are aiming for improvements, but...Suku Eni 'figure heads'.  Will finish in 2 years.  What sort of situation is this? w. Not even being able to play one match.
4370	ファーウェイの大卒初任給40万円	Huawei's bachelor's degree starting salary is 400 million yen.
1202	「かっこいい」と大反響呼ぶ	Met with overwhelming responses of "cool".
915	大きなおっぱいはどう呼ばれてきたのか	'The birth of the huge boobs' Are large breasts ever appropriate?
96	大塚代表が１２日に提案へ	Representative Ōtsuka's proposal for the 12th.
1781	大声の叱責で5歳児がPTSDに 「しつけだから当たり前」という大人の「常識」が覆る最新の脳科学  日本会議「子供には社会の礼儀を解らせないと」	Latest brain science investigating the "common sense" of adults that loudly scolding a five year old child "is normal as it is discipline" is actually causing PTSD Nippon Kaigi "Children must understand social courtesies"
595	そりゃ大変だ、今すぐ安倍の垢凍結してもらわないと（鼻ホジ）	That's too bad, if you do not freeze Abe's now (Hana hoji)
904	こういうの大好き	I love this.
2699	ザーメン大好き小泉さん	Ms. Koizumi Loves Semen.
3989	みんな大好き  その気持ち、わからいでか	I love everyone  That feeling, don't you understand?
1105	大学側の利権確保で修士博士を増やした結果がこれ	This is the result of increasing the number of masters and PhDs by universities looking to protect their own interests.
3341	ただ大学受験で培った英語力をそのまま伸ばせたのがよかったとおもう	I think it was good that I was able to build on my English skills that I cultivated during college entrance exams.
2953	大学意識高すぎる	Too self conscious at college.
699	大学意識高すぎる  おもったより意識高い	College awareness is too high  It's more than I thought
2228	大学無償化も嘘だったしね	Free universities are a lie as well.
1523	なぜ大学には金がないのか	Why is there no money for universities?
2764	なぜ大学には金がないのか  野菜工場の実験してる農学部の校舎は不夜城だったわ  今思えばすげぇ光熱費だったろうな	Why don't universities have any money?  The agricultural building where they were conducting a plant factory experiment was always awake  Now that I think about it, the utility fees must have been enormous
923	さいたま・大宮	4 dead, one injured.
1655	大して家出ないからタブレット注文した	I don't leave home too much, so I ordered a tablet.
3513	ロシアで大寒波 極東で氷点下65度 凍死も  度数高いわけだ…	Russia is experiencing a major cold wave. In the far east of the country, it is 65 degrees below freezing. People are freezing to death in high numbers.
1397	大山康晴名人でも五冠だからね。	Even the great Yasuharu Oyama maxed out at five.
915	大きいことはいいことか？『巨乳の誕生』	Does bigger mean better?
2098	カドカワは大幅減益：「ニコ動」有料会員、減少ペース加速 3カ月で14万人減  ザ、ザマァァアアアアアｗｗｗ	Kadokawa suffers decrease in profit : 「Niko Dou」's paying user, decrease pace accelerates 14,000 users left in 3 month You deserve ittttttt hahaha
356	アベノミクス大成功	Abenomics is a huge success.
1783	大成建設のCMも入ったりするのかな	Maybe we will see the Taisei commercial
4424	大手企業に広告出すよう土下座参りするぐらいじゃない	Isn't that level of apology really just advertisement for large companies?
4173	大手メーカーのボトル入りミネラルウォーターのほぼ全てにプラスチック粒子が混入していることが判明	It turns out that plastic particles are mixed in almost all major manufacturers of bottled water.
1594	大手メーカーのボトル入りミネラルウォーターのほぼ全てにプラスチック粒子が混入していることが判明	It was confirmed that a major company that sells bottled mineral water has particle's of plastic mixed in with the water.
3713	大手メーカーのボトル入りミネラルウォーターのほぼ全てにプラスチック粒子が混入していることが判明	Most of large manufacturers' bottled mineral water found to have plastic particles.
607	大手まとめサイト「オレ的ゲーム速報」 Twitterアカウントが凍結  やりきぜ。	The major aggregator site, 「オレ的ゲーム速報」(My game news flash), has their twitter account frozen. We did it!
3166	ついに大手電力が「再エネは怖い」と知った  ふーん O(n^3 )を未改善タイルに置くよりO(n^2 )で既存のタイルを置き換える方がマシなんて変わってるね	Finally large electronics manufacturers realize that "low energy is scary". Hmm. It's odd how rather than placing unimproved tiles at O(n^3 ), it's better to replace the existing tiles at O(n^2 ).
1256	大抵の国の軍用犬は運用する兵士たちより階級上だよ	In most countries war dogs are actually a higher rank than the soldiers who use them.
532	大掃除で発覚…女子更衣室にカメラ 中学校教師逮捕  いつもの	Discovered during spring cleaning... camera in girls' changing room  Junior high school teacher arrested  As usual
1857	大文字のTがどんどん埋没してってワロタ	The capital T is gradually being buried, LOL.
1261	大昔は修理前提の製品作ってたから、	French investigation of Epson.
2188	大晦日上司「サビ残は終わらねぇからよ、お前も帰るんじゃねぇぞ･･･」  「（労基署まで）止まるんじゃねぇぞ…」	New Year's Eve, boss "The unpaid overtime is never ending, don't think you can go home..." "Don't stop (as far as the Labour Standards Inspection Office)..."
2189	大杉漣じゃないけどすこし心臓が痛い  葬式に来てくれるってレスがいっぱいついたからニコニコしてたけど冷静に考えたら優しいのはこいつだけだ  何が葬式じゃ！	I'm not Ren Ōsugi but my heart hurts a little. I was happy that a lot of people responded that they would come to the funeral but if you think about it calmly, he's the only one that was kind. What do you know about funerals?!
2797	大杉漣さんが急死 ６６歳 急性心不全  うそおおおおん	Ren Osugi suddenly dies at 66 years old from acute heart failure   Oh nooooooooo
1087	大杉漣さんが急死 ６６歳 急性心不全  熱血徳島サポといえばこの人だったな…残念だ	Ren Oosugi died suddenly at 66 years of age of acute heart failure.  He was the archetypal passionate Tokushma supporter.  Such a shame.
636	「セクシー大根抱き枕」、You＋More！で予約販売開始―セクシー大根と添い寝できる！  韓国大根風だわね	"Sexy Daikon Body Pillow", now accepting advance orders. You can sleep with the Sexy Daikon! That's a Korean daikon.
2397	インフル大流行は「風邪でも絶対に休まないおじさん」のせい？  こういうのは、たぶん * 休ませないと罰則 * 休もうとしないと罰則 の両方やらないと、なくならないんだとおもう。	Is the influenza epidemic due to "men who won't take a break even when they are sick"? I think it won't go away unless you make it so both *not letting them take a break is punishable* and them not taking a break is punishable.
3227	インフル大流行は「風邪でも絶対に休まないおじさん」のせい？  こういうのは、たぶん * 休ませないと罰則 * 休もうとしないと罰則 の両方やらないと、なくならないんだとおもう。	‘The men who absolutely refuse to take sick leave’ to blame for the outbreak of influenza? I think the core of this problem lies in not letting your workers stay home. Although both parties are at fault, workers not wanting to take time off, this is why influenza won’t stop spreading.
2852	「サザエ大漁だ」ネットに投稿、密漁情報広がる  イ、イサキは？イサキはとれたの？	"We got a big catch of horned turbans." This was posted on the internet, spreading awareness on poaching. Wh, what's an isaki? Did they catch isaki?
4479	大炎上を登壇者らと見つめる“永遠とも思える2時間”	Looking over the great flames with the speakers "two hours that seemed like eternity."
2650	大物怖い。	Important people are scary.
754	大王製紙元会長の井川意高氏、政府のギャンブル依存症対策に「童貞と処女がAV作ろうとしているようなもの」←エロ漫画は童貞が描いたほうがおもしろいって説があるけどな	Daio Paper Corporation president Mototaka Ikawa, in regard to the administration's gambling addition measure "It's like two virgins trying to make a porno" ← Though there's a theory that erotic cartoons are more fun for virgins to draw.
3725	大王製紙元会長の井川意高氏、政府のギャンブル依存症対策に「童貞と処女がAV作ろうとしているようなもの」←エロ漫画は童貞が描いたほうがおもしろいって説があるけどな	Former head of Daio Paper Corporation Ikawa Mototaka says of government gambling addiction countermeasures, "It's like if two virgins tried to make an adult video".
63	大 番 狂 わ せ  北米欧州が空気読んでてわろた	Shocking. North America and Europe are reading the mood hahaha.
3008	大相撲九州場所	Kyushu Sumo Tournament.
1139	大相撲九州場所 横綱 稀勢の里 きょうから休場 すでに平幕相手に５敗 休場は４場所連続５回目  日本人横綱に拘った関係者の慰み物にされた、可哀想な力士に見えるよ	Grand Sumo Kyushu location. Yokozuna's elite stable.  Venue closed from today. Already made 5 losses in the top division.  The venue closure will be for the 5th time in 4 places. To Yokozuna fans he is looking  like a pathetic wrestler, a pitiful creature.
771	大竹しのぶは映画「てだのふぁー」に出てたからなぁ	Otake Shinobu appeared in the movie "Tedanofua".
1928	ロシアのプーチン大統領、体力の秘密は「鹿の血」にあり？	Is the secret to Russian president Putin's vitality deer blood?
459	ジンバブエのムガベ大統領が辞任 37年の政権に幕  10年おせーよ	Zimbabwe's President Mugabe resigns, ending a 37 year reign.   A decade ago.
4396	ロシアの大統領選挙で一人で何回も投票する人	A person who voted numerous times in the presidential election in Russia.
2717	トランプ大統領「銃乱射現場に自分がいたら、たとえ武器を持ってなくても突入してのにな〜」	President Trump said he would have "rushed in unarmed into the mass shooting scene."
334	トランプ大統領の長女イバンカ氏が関わった世銀の基金への拠出は４年分割のはずが一転、補正予算での55億円の一括満額計上が決定。 途上国の女性起業家の支援。補正予算は本来は災害対策など緊急対策に限定されているのに。安倍「ソンタクロース」からトランプ親子へ気前よいクリスマスプレゼント？  この勢いで日本の子供の貧困に対しても期待できそう（白目）	Complete change in the expected amount of contributions made with President Trump's eldest daughter Ivanka's involvement to the World Bank investment fund over four years  The appropriation for the full amount of 5.5 billion yen has been decided in the supplementary budget. Assistance for female entrepeneurs in developing countries. The budget's original elements such as disaster relief and emergency measures are being limited.  Abe Is it a generous gift from "Sonta Claus" to the Trump family?  It looks like we can expect this course of events in regard to the poverty of children in Japan  (cold stare)
278	トランプ大統領 「韓国との貿易赤字が是正されなければ在韓米軍を撤退」  さっさと日本から出ていけよ。   乞食！	President Trump "We would retire the US forces from Korea unless the trade deficit with Korea is solved"\\nGet out of Japan quickly. beggar!
876	トランプ大統領、高校銃乱射事件についてゲームメーカーと会談へ。規制すべきは銃でなくゲーム？  何かそんな映画大昔やってたな	President Trump is to hold a conference with game makers about the high school shooting incident. They're expected control games, not guns? They made an movie like that or something a long time ago.
2014	大胆な誤認殺人は日本人自警団の特権	Japanese vigilantes have the privilege of boldly misidentifying murders.
2235	あと大臣は全員国外永久追放	Afterwards ministers exiled them all abroad.
1443	大荒れが続くniconico、プレミアム会員の解約続出でコミュレベルが軒並み低下中の噂  麻生動画に名前変えて出直したら  忖度でんでんしてもらてるかもよ	Niconico continues going crazy. Lots of premium members withdrawing, and quality of communities plummeting, say rumors. How about changing the title of the Aso video and trying again? Maybe they're trying to take a proactive approach.
2204	大躍進中の若手女優・桜田ひよりが麻雀に青春をかける少女に！「１回だけ国士無双をツモりました！」  ツモ、スーカンツ。麻雀って楽しいよねええええ！！！	A young actress during the Great Leap Forward. Hiyori Sakura, a girl playing  mah jong.  I only got the '13 orphans' winning hand onc', drawing four kongs and  a pair from the wall.  Mah jong is fun, woo, woo!
941	大迷惑な奴	What an unpleasant guy.
2419	大金扱う管理態勢ないコインチェック	Coincheck has no controls in place yet handles large amounts of money.
3917	大雪で外出の予定を取りやめた奴カモン	Come on, to whom discontinues going out because of a heavy snow.
767	大雪の県内死者は１１人に	Deaths within the prefecture due to heavy snow fall are 11.
1867	大飯原発が14日に再稼働！ 差し止め判決を出した地裁裁判長は左遷、一変した控訴審…裁判所で何が起きているのか  内閣法制局マター	The Ooi Nuclear Plant will be functioning on the 14th! \\nThe district judge that ordered the suspension was demoted. The appeal changed everything... What is going on in court?  Cabinet Law System Bureau Mataa
2186	そもそも「大麻」とは何か？日本がいま考えるべき「マジメな使い方」（原田 隆之）  もともと日本で麻といえば大麻だった（現在は亜麻を指す）   衣服としては非常に高強度高耐久だが新品は固くてゴワゴワしていて肌が痛くなるので古着に人気があった	Firstly, what is hemp.  Japan seriously needs to consider its uses (Takayuki Harada).  In Japan is originally referred to marijuana, but now it means a type of flax. It is a strong and durable clothes fabric.  New clothes made from hemp are stiff and can be painful, so it has been more popular for old clothes.
4237	大麻常習者が行き着いた境地	A state of mind reached by habitual pot users.
3302	アルコールフリーの「大麻ビール」、カナダで来年にも発売か	Alcohol free cannabis beer will be on sale in Canada next year.
4115	セクハラ天国ニッポンで、#MeToo の号砲が鳴る  町田さんのツイートは岸の顔面と人格見たらあるやろなって思う	In Sexual harassment haven japan,  machida sticks out in the #metoo  movement; if you look at Machidas face and personality you would think  been through it.
1480	天性の才能だよ	He has a real talent.
1923	天才科学者スティーブン・ホーキング博士 死去  一時期夫人から虐待されてるとか報道されてなかったっけ  それも入ってたら見てみたい	Genius scientist Stephen Hawking (PhD) dies. Weren't there reports of him being abused by his wife at one point? If anyone has those, I'd like to see them.
489	天才科学者スティーブン・ホーキング博士 死去  「何も出てこれなくなるって説は嘘だったわごめーんペロッ」   とか最近言ってたような気が	Brilliant Scientist Dr. Stephen Hawking dead. I have a feeling that recently he said something like "The theory that nothing could come out was a lie, sorry hehe."
4030	天才科学者スティーブン・ホーキング博士 死去  ご冥福	Genius scientist Dr. Steven Hawking passed away, I pray for your souls.
803	天才科学者スティーブン・ホーキング博士 死去  生きてることが奇跡みたいな人だったけど   ７６は早かったな・・・RIP	The genius scientist, Dr. Stephen Hawking, has died. It was a miracle he was alive but 76 was still to soon. Rest in peace.
2372	お天気良いね 太陽サンサン！  まちがえたっ	What great weather, the sun is shining brightly! It was a mistake.
2913	お天気が良いので海沿いを散歩してる	The weather is nice so I'm taking a walk along the shore.
1470	天気も良いし薬も効いてきたので散歩に行ってくるゾヨ  フフ～ン🎵	Since the weather is good and my medicine is working I'll go for a walk soon woohoo 🎵
3596	天気も良いし薬も効いてきたので散歩に行ってくるゾヨ	The weather is good and the medicine has taken effect, so I'm taking a walk.
4392	天気も良いし薬も効いてきたので散歩に行ってくるゾヨ	The weather is nice and the medicine worked, so I'm off to take a walk.
3463	ラーマヤーナ……ラピュタ……ソドムとゴモラ……天の火……  毎秒会話しろ	Ramayana......Laputa...... Sodom and Gomorra.....Amenohi......Converse about this every second
577	「天空海」は何と読む？ 角界に“キラキラネーム”急増中  四股名には昔から変なのあったよ  芸名の一種だし、力士は沢山いるからね  番付が上がったら改名しても良いし	How would you read 「天空海」? Unique, Unusual names are seen more in the sumo world. These names have been seen in the past and it's been part of the entertainment industry. They can also change their name once they have a certain status in the industry.
1249	天鳳でまだ一位になれてないらしいから目をつぶっててもアカギが勝ちそう	It seems like with the dealer winning on the first deal he didn't get first place, so even if his eyes are closed Akagi could probably win.
1371	太ってます	Gaining weight.
1605	みんな太すぎ	I love all of you
1218	｢太っているけど健康な人｣は本当にいるのか	Are there really people who are "fat but still healthy"?
2713	ようじょの太ももにちんちん挟んでお腹に精液溜まりつくるの良い	I like having my dick in between a young girl's thighs and making a puddle of semen on her stomach.
3178	太陽光パネル点検作業	Work inspecting solar panels.
2090	プレミアムフライデーは失敗？「格差の実情があぶり出されただけ」  こういう議論を生んでる時点で成功だと思う   炙り出されたのは休めない日本人の異常な実態だゾ	Is Premium Friday a failure?  "A real gap among classes simply ended up getting spotlighted." I think it was a success when people started pointing it out. What's discussed is the crazy reality of Japanese who cannot even take days off.
790	ロブスターは失神させてから調理を、スイスが保護規定定める 活きたまま茹でたり氷に浸してはいけない  じゃぁ食うなよってなるわ	Cook lobster after making it faint, Switzerland establishes protection regulations  You must not boil or immerse in ice while living  Okay, then I guess I won't eat it
2459	奄美の動物襲うネコ捕獲へ	Towards the capture of the cat that is attacking animals in Amami.
1838	ホーリーマミさんのモーションがいちいち奇人変人で聖女らしさを感じない  かなしい	Holy Mommy’s motion is like an eccentric weirdo. She does not seem like a holy woman. I am sad.
1186	ホーリーマミさんのモーションがいちいち奇人変人で聖女らしさを感じない  淫紋とかマミさんぱねえな	Holy Mami's motions are all too weird for me to feel like she's a holy woman  Mami is ferocious, huh
4198	ジョジョの奇妙な冒険第五部アニメ化決定！  六部のMIHとか七部のラブトレインとかアニメ映えしそう   時間が加速するところを是非とも映像化してもらいたい	JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 Anime has been decided! I would like you to visualize where time is accelerated and the animation seems to be shining like 6 parts of MIH or seven parts of the love train.
3828	奇異なナイキ	A strange Nike.
1463	こんな奇跡	It's a miracle.
4320	そんなゆるゆるな契約するかー？	Are they sure about such a loose agreement?
1655	プライム契約してるのになにもよんでいない	Even though I have a contract for Prime, I haven't read it.
2413	あくまで契約だからな！	Well it was a contract!
25	ミカ‐サロの奥さんのノリコ‐サロさんはどう思うのか	What would Noriko Salo think about this since she is the wife of Mika Salo?
867	なに女とLINEしとんじゃ	Women and LINE.
1118	ママンのために、ぼくが女の人に騙されないってことを証明するには殺すしかないのでは	What if I could only kill as proof to my mum that I wouldn't trick a lady?
1544	女体化増やしすぎ	It's too easy to gender swap them.
4076	女児にスプレーかけた疑い 和歌山 田辺市の臨時職員を逮捕  白く濁ってそう	Arrested temporary staff of Wakayama Tanabe City spraying girls. Looks white and cloudy
3133	女児らが立ち話をしていると30歳くらいの青色ジャージを着た男が「俺は、どうしたらいい」と声かけしてきた、という事案 2017年2月 愛知  古いけどログ漁ってたらツボったので	A little girl is standing and talking when a guy around 30 years old wearing a blue track suit comes up and says, "What should I do?" This incident was in February of 2017 in Aichi. It's old, but if you fish up a log it's a bullseye.
3968	ヒス女共はNG	Hiss women is  NG
4092	キモオタボイス(女)  アクティブオタク女きらい  パッシブオタク女すき  つまりいいんちょすき	Creepy otaku voice, active otaku girl, passive otaku girl i like
2173	女の子かわええ〜	That girl is cute.
4435	女子中学生の自転車カゴに市議が瀕死のハト入れる 「命の大切さを知ってもらいたかった」和歌山・紀の川  事案だろ、これ	City councilor puts dove on verge of death into middle school girl's bicycle basket. "I wanted her to know the value of life." Kinokawa, Wakayama Prefecture. This is troubling.
152	女子中高生の8割 PKに悩む  タマは偏るけど竿は偏らんだろ…まさかお前…	80% of middle school girls worry about their underwear getting bunched up. Balls can go to one side, but the rod can't... are you....
3750	女子中高生の下着の悩みに終止符！ 「non！PK」って何？  大人はお尻の筋肉がゆるくなるから、そうでもないよ。   もちろんスポーツとかで体を動かしてたら食い込むよ。   当たり前だけど、面積が小さいおパンツだったら食い込みやすい。大きいおパンツだったら食い込みにくい。    それと、女子中高生はだんだんお尻が大きくなるから、相対的におパンツが小さくなってくい込みやすいんじゃなイカ？   ちなみにパンポジ？はおトイレの都度直すよ。	A full stop to underwear worries for middle school girls! What is "non! PK"? In adults the muscles in the butt are less firm, so it isn't a problem. Of course if you do sports or move around they'll dig in. That's to be expected, but underwear with a smaller area digs in more easily Larger underwear doesn't dig in as much. And, since middle school girls have increasingly large butts, relatively speaking the underwear is getting smaller, so it digs in more? By the way I take care of panpoji? (bunched up underwear) each time I use the bathroom.
421	女子児童にブリッジさせ撮影 教諭を懲戒免  クソ食ってから死ね	Pictures of young girls performing the bridge. Teachers disciplinary action should be to eat shit until he dies.
205	女子の制服にスラックスも「固定観念から解放」平塚の中学校	Hiratsuka Junior school says it 'frees us from stereotypes'.
332	女子大生のカワイイ｢BONSAI｣が人気のワケ	The reason that the cute "BONSAI" of female college students is popular.
173	女子大生、自撮りわいせつ画像を販売「楽してお金欲しかった」	A female college student was arrested for selling lewd photos that she took of herself.
3038	女子大通い	Going to a women's college.
2304	女の子とデートしたいけどもぼくが女の子と楽しく談笑してるイメージが全く湧かない	I would like to take a girl out on a date, but I just can't imagine having a friendly conversation with a girl.
3077	女の子とデートしたいけどもぼくが女の子と楽しく談笑してるイメージが全く湧かない	I would love to go on a date with a girl, but I can't muster the image of myself chatting and having fun with a girl.
3735	○○女子学園生徒はかならず白色下着を着用しなさい	Students at *** Women's College must wear white underwear.
4205	女子学生を車に誘い入れてわいせつ容疑、児童委員を逮捕  71歳でも性欲枯れないのな	Charged for sexual harassment after inviting female student to car, then forcing her inside. Children committee member arrested. Still having sexual desire at the age of 71.
2752	女子学生を車に誘い入れてわいせつ容疑、児童委員を逮捕	A child welfare worker is arrested on suspicion of inviting a female college student into his car and performing lewd acts.
3951	「ニュース女子」をＢＰＯが強く批判「重大な倫理違反」 東京ＭＸテレビ番組  イナゴウヨorイナゴorファッションウヨク   連中に思想はない	BPO heavily criticized "news girls" for "serious ethical violations"  Tokyo MX TV program  Inagouya or Inago or Fashion Uyoku  These guys have no ideology
1731	「ニュース女子」をＢＰＯが強く批判「重大な倫理違反」 東京ＭＸテレビ番組  既に適当な理屈で否定されているが、もう少し具体的に言うと   寡頭制による厳格な「中央集権・統制・支配」のためのシステム(例えばプロ独体制)を易々とは否定できない左翼はファシスト(ファシズム)というワードを使うにあたり理論武装が必要なのだが、このワードを安易に便利に侮蔑用語として使う連中に限ってそこんとこ無頓着なので容易く足元を掬われる	The BOP has castigated the News lady. A terrible moral failing.  Tokyo MX TV program. The reasonable argument has already been denied, but if it is stated more explicitly, a strict oligarchy, based on centralisation, power and control (eg independent structures), this is harder to deny.    The left wing use the word 'fascist' (or 'fascism') and theoretical arming is necessary.  But this is just a convenient derogatory term for this group.
2598	レッドもブルーも女子の役 高校生戦隊、男子減で新境地：朝日新聞デジタル  チアフルーツそのものじゃないか	Both Red and Blue are girls role New frontier on high school students' squads as number of male decreases : Asahi Newspaper Digital Isn't it a chia fruits itself
2153	女の子かまって怒らずの好きな人いるよね、、	There's someone I like who doesn't get upset caring for a girl.
1625	女の子と手繋ぎたい	I want to hold a girl's hand.
1585	「ニュース女子」打ち切りへ	"Discontinuing new women."
2541	「女の子だって暴れたい！」 プリキュアの初代プロデューサーが込めた思い  えー！ありえなーい！（黒	"I want girls to riot that they are girls!" Thoughts included by Purikura's founder. No way! (black)
1914	女の子がセーラー服を着るだけの漫画です	This manga is all about girls wearing sailor suits.
2135	女子校が芸術品のような女の子を量産する意味がよく分からなくなった	I no longer understand the meaning behind girls schools mass producing girls who are like works of art.
1440	女子格闘家の対戦は見ててエロい	Matches between female martial artists are sexy!
1048	「女の子になりたい」カミングアウトし気が楽に  あぁ～駄目駄目駄目！（西田敏行）	"I want to be a woman." Feeling at ease when coming out. Aaa~Nonono! (Toshiyuki Nishida)
206	女子が求めている回答は共感なんだょ	I sympathize with the answer she is looking for.
4088	女の子のセリフを翻訳するとき若い子があまりつかわない「……なの」「……だわ」的な表現を避ける方向にしているんですが、このセリフを自然かつ女性語にしないアイデアが思いつかなかったので完全に諦めてしまったときの敗北感  この小説のマルフォイくん良いな	When translating a girl's speech young children do not use too much "......" "......"
375	女の子のセリフを翻訳するとき若い子があまりつかわない「……なの」「……だわ」的な表現を避ける方向にしているんですが、このセリフを自然かつ女性語にしないアイデアが思いつかなかったので完全に諦めてしまったときの敗北感  マジ激おこムカ着火ファイアーなんですけど！	When I translate women's dialogue, I tend to avoid terms like 'nano' or 'dawa', that are not used by young girls. But I could not come up with a way that wouldn't make this dialogue natural and feminine sounding, so I had the feeling of defeat that I get when totally giving up.  It just failed to spark.
3763	女の子も近くで見るとそんなにきれいじゃないよね	If you look too closely girls aren't really that pretty.
4330	カーリング女子銘菓「赤いサイロ」受注一時ストップ  チョコ関係はへーきです  昔は生チョコとか感動したものだけどああいうの似たのが作れるしね	Curling girl's confectionery "Akai Sairo". Ordering has temporarily been stopped. Chocolate things are alright. In the past I was moved by raw chocolate and things like that but you can make something similar to those.
834	女子高生が全裸で校内を徘徊し全裸のおっさんと全裸バトルする漫画が今日だけ全話無料公開中なので読むといい	The manga where a female high schooler loiters around the school completely naked and has a completely naked battle with a completely naked man is free to read for all chapters today only, so you should read it.
17	女子高生が夢中 ジャニーズが恐れる第3次韓流ブーム到来  冬ソナが終わったから	The third Korean Boom that high school girls are really in to is something Johnny’s has been fearing. This is because Winter Sonata finished being broadcasted.
2112	女子高生の｢ツイッター離れ｣が進行する必然  heif て初めて聞いた。後で調べとこ。gif ってULされても mp4 に変換されてたりするし、gif って gif 職人のためのフォーマットになっちゃって久しい印象	It is inevitable that high school girls are 「Leaving Instagram」 I heard about that first time on heif. I'll look into that later. gif becomes mp4 after being ULed, gif seems to have long become format for gif craftman.
2298	女性取り囲み痴漢疑い、初対面の4人逮捕 JR埼京線 インターネット掲示板に該当電車の車両は痴漢がしやすいという趣旨の書き込みがあり掲示板を見て集まった可能性  埼京線有名すぎる	For the first time, 4 people have been arrested on suspicion of surrounding and sexually assaulting a woman, on the JR Saikyo line.  Postings on internet bulletin boards make it easier for deviants to congregate in  the appropriate train carriage.  The Saikyo line is too well known.
1593	女性取り囲み痴漢疑い、初対面の4人逮捕	Under suspicion of surrounding a female to molest her, 4 strangers have been arrested.
2047	女性のにおいをかぎつづけてわかったこと  きゅうか(く)あゆみ、とか天職だな	"What I learned from sniffing women" Ayumi Kyūka has the heavenly job.
2096	女性の太ももの写真展中止、東京 ネット上で批判の声  ウホッいい太もも	Women's thighs Photo Exhibition cancelled, Tokyo Gets online criticism Damn nice thighs
3354	女性の太ももの写真展中止、東京 ネット上で批判の声  秋葉付近でやってた奴なら一回行ったけど女性客4割ぐらいいたな	The photo exhibition of women's buttocks has been suspended, critical voices on the internet in Tokyo.  I've been to one in Akiha before but about 40% of the viewers were women.
867	ぼくの女性に対するメンタルは中学生レベル	Compared to my woman, my mental age is that of a middle school student.
3869	ぼくの女性に対するメンタルは中学生レベル	my mental age towards women is middle schooler.
2998	女性専用車両にデモまでして反対しなければならない人たちとそれを取り囲んで断じて許さないとかのプラカード持ってる人達を想像して「地獄か」と思ったんだけど女性専用車両ってそんなコントラバーサルなものですか。とうきょうこわいね。  いまこそ原付通勤	When I picture a demonstration against women only train cars, people against it encircling it and holding signs saying it is unforgivable and such, I think "Is this hell?" Are women only train cars really that controversial? Tokyo is a scary place. Now more than ever I'm glad I take my scooter to work.
1291	女性専用車両に反対派の男数人が乗り込んで遅延する事件が起きたらしいっすね。お前らは何専用車両が欲しい？  大量の痴女を指くわえてみてるしかないのか	It seems like there was an incident where several men who are opposed to women only train cars boarded them and caused a delay. What type of specialty car do you want? Can you just stand there and look jealously at all the female perverts?
4318	女性専用車両に男性数人が乗り込みトラブル。通勤ラッシュ時の千代田線が12分遅れる  これ本当にハラ立つ   痴漢に文句言わずにわざわざ女性たちのなかに飛び込んできて   怒鳴るし騒ぐし肖像権も侵害するんだよね   痴漢被害でトラウマになってる女性たくさんいるのに   ガチ死んで欲しいわ	A few men entered a women only train car causing trouble. The Chiyoda line was delayed by 12 minutes during the commuting rush. This really upsets me. To purposely fly into women without complaining about sexual harassment. They shout and make noise and infringe on the women's right to privacy. There are many women who are traumatized as a result of molestation. I seriously want them to die.
3932	女性専用車両に男性数人が乗り込みトラブル。通勤ラッシュ時の千代田線が12分遅れる  これ本当にハラ立つ   痴漢に文句言わずにわざわざ女性たちのなかに飛び込んできて   怒鳴るし騒ぐし肖像権も侵害するんだよね   痴漢被害でトラウマになってる女性たくさんいるのに   ガチ死んで欲しいわ	A few men got into a female exclusive vehicle and had trouble. The Chiyoda line at the time of commuting rush is delayed by twelve minute.s Do not complain about this truly harassing molester, he bothers into the women and yells at and makes noise and infringes on portrait rights too many women who are traumatized by molestation damage, I want you to die seriously.
1583	女性専用車両に男性数人が乗り込みトラブル。通勤ラッシュ時の千代田線が12分遅れる  過密しすぎ	Trouble with several men riding the women's only train. The Chiyoda line was 12 minutes late during the commuter rush hour. It's way too over crowded.
4221	女性ファンの熱量をカロリーに変えるバンナムの動画配信サービス	Banham video delivery service changes the calorie value of female fans.
634	女性の訴えを素直に聞き入れる高い倫理観に先進国の先進性が見える	Male casters support the claim of their female counterparts in the same workplace for an end to wage disparities.
2693	女性議員、日本は１５８位	Female Diet members, Japan has about 158.
2986	女性議員、日本は１５８位	Japan ranks 158th in number of women in parliament.
819	女性は“靴下をはいたままSEX”すると、イク確率が30％UPすることが科学的に判明！	When women "have sex with socks on" their chance of climaxing goes up 30%, proven scientifically!
2051	女のケツに操縦桿ついてるんだぜ?!	There is a control stick on a girl's butt, you know!?
3083	女湯に"6歳くらいの男の子"がいて戸惑った…「男湯行って」「大丈夫」と賛否両論、識者は？	There was a boy who looked to be about 6 years old in the women's bath.
2133	テッポウエビは「女王」のいる社会、秘密を解明	Alpheus brevicristatus have a society with a "queen", secrets revealed.
2534	女「私りんごでジャグリングするの得意なの！	Girl "I'm good at juggling apples!
2206	モンハン女「結んでください」  そーだそーだ	Monster Hunter girl "Please tie it"  That's right, that's right
3941	モンハンバーガー女「結んでください」  何いちゃついてんだよ	Mon hamburger woman "Please tie" Why flirting?
502	モンハン女「結んでください」  変な服の腕についてる謎の紐	The monster hunter lady says, “tie it up.” It is the mysterious string on the strange clothing’s arm area.
4436	ぼくも女装しておちんちんぼろーんされたい。	I also want to dress like a woman and expose myself.
2893	女装して女湯に入浴、裏声で「女性です」と繰り返す。男を逮捕	A man wearing woman's clothing enters the woman's bath and keeps saying in a low voice "I am a woman" was arrested.
2225	女装し女湯５０分、裏声で「女性です」…男逮捕	Dressed as a woman and went in the women's bath area for 50 minutes, said, "I'm a woman" in a high voice... man arrested.
2173	女装アナニーしたらくさしょんが帰ってくる	Dressed in girl's clothes and doing anal masturbation, Kusashon returns home.
882	こういう奴ってだいたい下手ないいわけで恥の上塗りするよね…	← That's a lie that was spread around  There's no excuse for such shameful things...
523	おちんぽ奴隷になってそう	Seems like she was a sex slave.
4464	ジルオール好きなやつちょっとこい	If you like Jill Oll come here for a little bit.
623	いちごたいふく好き	I like strawberry daifuku.
2582	いちごたいふく好き  ぷぷぷ	I love strawberry daifuku pupupu
1100	ほんと好き	I'm also reading 'Kino's Journey.'
1937	あまいからあんまり好きじゃない	It's sweet, so I don't like it that much.
4486	好き勝手使う銭はあっても家賃は滞納しますとかクズやのう	Even if there is money that you use as you like, you'll do things like fall behind in your rent payments
897	マンゲ好きな奴おる？	Are there people who like pubic hair on women?
2724	レスシリ好きだったから悲しい	I liked his wresting series so I'm sad.
880	だれでも好き訳だろう	It seems all types like it.
175	そーゆー妄言はどうでもよい	Those types of thoughtless comments are meaningless.
870	妊活ドラマの流産に悲しみの声殺到	The anguish of those trying to get pregnant and suffering a miscarriage is shown in this drama.
547	妖怪モンハン買え買え女	Monster hunter buy buy girls.
2215	アマゾンで妙に評価が高くて評価数も多い商品ってあるでしょ	On Amazon there are some items that curiously have positive reviews and a lot of reviews.
3540	お姉さんの筋肉すごすぎ	Your older sister’s muscles are too great.
3492	リアル姉って臭いぞ	Older sisters in real life smell.
1043	ポプテピピックのアニメが始まったみたいだが	It seems like the Pop Team Epic anime has begun.
2822	ポプテピピックのアニメが始まったみたいだが	I want to see the start of the Pop Team Epic anime.
2244	ようやくやり始めたのか？	They finally started this up, huh?
660	「ん」から始まる二十四節気「冬至」。かぼちゃを食べて寒さを乗り切りましょう！	The 24 solar year divisions start with N.  Eat pumpkin and survive the cold.
4324	ゾイドワイルド始動	Zoids Wild is starting.
907	マギレコでミラーズランキングが始まるけど報酬もらいやすさを考えたらDランクになるのがいいのではないか	The Millers Ranking starts with Magireko, but for ease of getting payment, a D rank would seem to be best.
1468	スプラトゥーン始めたけど 難しいな… なかなか勝てない…  LLLゲーマー多い	I started playing Splatoon but it's difficult... I can't win... there are tons of LLL gamers
1340	委員会暴言、取り消して謝罪	Chief city librarian 'Mr.
2358	委員会暴言、取り消して謝罪	Committee memeber's reckless remark, takes back words and apologizes.
2836	姫始めしてきたのだ	I just had himehajime.
414	姫始めしてきたのだ  景気いいやん	Finally lost my virginity  Business is good
2371	姫路市議、自民会派を退会	Himeji congress, withdrawal of Liberal Democratic Party faction.
3301	あの姿勢きつい	That posture is uncomfortable.
3218	この姿勢は歓迎するわ	I'm all for this approach.
112	姿ずしは土佐の文化か。愛媛南予にもあるけど確かにちと違う気はするな	As a style it reflects the Tosa region culture but it differs a little in Ehime.
1590	きんさん・ぎんさんの娘も100歳	Ms. Kin and Ms.
3251	おじさんの娘とかおじさんの狙うあの女とかの動画ならまだ価値はありそっ	There still seems to have some value in it for the sake of taking videos of the uncle’s daughter or that woman that the uncle is aiming for (as a lover).
1253	娘のアホ面すき	I like her stupid side.
4215	あの娘に食事の誘いを断られてむしゃくしゃしたので年末に風俗行ったら、今日になって肩から手の甲にかけて赤い湿疹?が出てきた	As I got miserable at the end of the year as he refused inviting me to dinner with a girl, red eczema came out from my shoulder to the back of my hand.
68	あの娘に食事の誘いを断られてむしゃくしゃしたので年末に風俗行ったら、今日になって肩から手の甲にかけて赤い湿疹?が出てきた  性病科か泌尿器科     泌尿器科の病院ならだいたい性病科あるんでないかな     個人のとこだと検査に1週間近くかかるけど、でかいとこだと１日で結果出るらしい	I was in a bad mood because that girl refused my invitation to eat together, so I went to a sex service place at the end of the year. Then today I broke out in eczema(?) from my shoulder down to my hand. If it's a sexually transmitted disease try a urologist. If you go to a urology clinic you should be able to find out whether it's a sexually transmitted disease. If you get an examination at a private one, the results should take about a week, but if it's something major they should tell you within a day.
1072	あの娘に食事の誘いを断られてむしゃくしゃしたので年末に風俗行ったら、今日になって肩から手の甲にかけて赤い湿疹?が出てきた  性病科か泌尿器科     泌尿器科の病院ならだいたい性病科あるんでないかな     個人のとこだと検査に1週間近くかかるけど、でかいとこだと１日で結果出るらしい	Reeling from being rejected to dinner by that girl, I went to get myself some sexual services, only to wake up with a rash from my shoulder all the way to the back of my hand?  Venereologist or urologist  There should be a venereologist in the urologist's office   At the small clinics the tests will take about a week, but if you go to the larger clinics I heard you'll get your results in one day
2566	あの娘に食事の誘いを断られてむしゃくしゃしたので年末に風俗行ったら、今日になって肩から手の甲にかけて赤い湿疹?が出てきた  様子見かすぐ病院か  皮膚科かな	As I got miserable because that girl refused my invite to go out for dinner, at the end of the year I went to a brothel, but today I noticed a red eczema from my shoulder to the back of my hand? Should I wait and see or go to the hospital should it be a dermatologist
4470	娯楽なんて漫画やラノベに限らずだいたい『現実逃避』成分だからね	Because entertainment is not limited to manga and lanobe, it is an "escape from reality" ingredient
3754	婚姻届提出→そのまま役所で挙式がブーム？安い＆ラクで絶賛の嵐！  役所行事かな	Submitting marriage registration → Having a wedding ceremony at the government office right then becoming popular? Cheap & easy making it very popular now! A government office event, I guess.
3252	婚活「親が諦めないで」５０人が未婚の子アピール	50 unmarried people with child appeal are looking for a spouse.
1478	あれ媒介する虫は動物の精子臭好きなんかなあ	The insects that mediate this like the smell of animal sperm.
2827	ちなみに嫁は日本人です	By the way, his wife is Japanese.
144	これは嫁さんが柴又の財布をやりましたね	A Shibamata handbag for his wife.
2732	ぼく、いろんなところで嫌われてしぼう	I'm disliked wherever I go.
2687	あれドロドロしてて嫌い	It's pretty rough and I hate it.
3057	嫌儲で前川前文科事務次官ではないかと思われるtwitterアカウントが発見される	A twitter account that is thought to the Vice president of the office, Kihei Maekawa was found on 嫌儲.
2549	もうちょっと嫌儲力を発揮しようや	Lets do something disgusting.
213	５ちゃんねる嫌儲板なら凡人認定までいけたんだけどなー	If they were 5channel shady money making pages then she went so far as to act like a normal person.
2280	５ちゃんねるの嫌儲板。朝日、毎日、現代ソースでスレ立てできなくなる  そんなのいたっけ…	Channel 5's questionable board.  Asahi can't be touched for up to date sources.  That's how it is.
2402	インスタで嫌がらせしあう女性たち…そのゾッとする手口とは  やっぱ人類ってクソだわ	Girls who are harassed on Instagram... The disgusting methods used. Yeah, humans are garbage.
606	嫌気は差すよねぇ	I do get disgusted.
3089	嫌煙中はたいてい基礎な学力もない人が多いんだよなぁ	The people that don't like smoking tend to be people without even much base education...
810	それにしても嫌な禿げ方やなあ	Even so, that's an unpleasant way to go bald.
2416	嫌なので見ませんね	I don't like it so I don't watch it.
695	「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」がアニメ化するらしい	More animations now seem to feature 'women with sour expressions wanting to flash their knickers.'
2087	「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」がアニメ化するらしい	So "I want her to show me her underwear with a disgusted face" will be animated.
2019	「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」アニメ化、石上静香ら出演	"I want you to show me your underwear while making a displeased expression" to be made into an anime, starring Ishigami Shizuka and others.
2266	「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」アニメ化、石上静香ら出演  この客層はMなの？Sなの？   例えばSMクラブの客層なら、女王様に罵られて蔑まれて痛い目にあわされてヒーヒー喜ぶ、ある意味で分かりやすい(?)人達だけど、この絵の状況だと何となくS的だから倒錯の志向が相殺されてるというか絡まってて理解が難しい   ニュートラルなら、リアルで嫌な顔されたら全くハァハァしないし、おチンチンがシュンとなって下向いてごめんなさいすると思うので、やはり相殺されてるのとは違うな。こじらせ方がSとかMの軸では表せない斜め上を逝ってる   (追記)あ、これ痴漢趣味か。ある意味、とても分かりやすい客層かも	'Show me your knickers with a sour face'\\nAn animation starring Shizuka Ishigami and others.  Does this appeal to the M, or the S customer base?  For those in the SM club, delighting in the perverse pleasure of being abused and put down by the queen would be easy to understand.  This is somewhat S in approach, so it is hard to understand how this perversion can be offset. \\nIf it is neutral, then the unpleasant face would not really be funny, it would be an apology with a droopy willy, which is not the same as being balanced. It is further complicated by not being anchored to the SM axis. Addendum: Is this for perverts? Its easy to see how it appeals to this kind of customer.
2544	「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」アニメ化、石上静香ら出演  アフィチル層？ライト層？   最近のライト層って昔に比べてずいぶんとヘビーになってんな。(罪的に)	"I want you to show your pants while being unpleasant," ainmation, Shizuka Ishigami Afitil layer appeared? Light layer? The recent light layer has become much heavier than before. (Sinfully)
2032	「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」アニメ化、石上静香ら出演  はぁー・・・（クソデカため息）	"I want your panties to show while you make a reluctant face" Anime culture, Shizuka Ishigami's Performance whaaaa.... (Kusodeko sigh)
1762	嫌いな食べ物	Food that you hate.
2989	嫌いな食べ物	My least favorite food.
4301	嬉々として書きこんだペドフィリアたちは猛省しなさい	The pedophiles who gleefully wrote that need to do some serious soul searching.
2956	エナジードリンクやめられない子いるでしょ	There are kids who are addicted to energy drinks?
3142	この『子どものお使い』に今日数億円の国会開催費用が使われたのかと思うと	Budget Committee  Just how many hundred million yen were wasted to hold a Diet session today about this "child's errand"?
2123	「子供4人産んだら表彰」自民・山東議員に、尾木ママ「女性をバカにした発言」  いやーほならね、1人も子を儲けてない安倍夫妻を罰してみろって話でしょ？　そう私はそう言いたいですけどね	"Public recognition for giving birth to four children." Ogi Mama's "comment making a fool of women" to Liberal Democtratic Party member Santo. No, isn't it saying that Mr. and Mrs. Abe who haven't had even one kid should be punished? That, that's what I'm trying to say.
2643	子供じゃあるまーにやめたれよ	Ginza Elementary school students are being harassed   They're just kids, they don't need Armani clothes.
2921	？？？「子供をしつけるのに体罰は必要	Corporal punishment for children is necessary.
3514	子供向けゲームにアダルト広告、Google	There are 60 apps with malware in Google Play which include adult advertisements in games for children.
746	子供向けのホラー本を勧めて頂けませんか？	Can I get some recommendations for horror for children?
3130	子供の将来を楽観。29カ国中で最低、親の意識調査。  日本でそれしてる人って世襲できる人かアレくらいでしょ	Optimism for children's futures. Lowest among 29 nations in parent opinion poll. In Japan the ones who do that are pretty much only those who can hand things down.
3025	子供にトラウマ植え付けてるだろ	It will probably traumatize kids.
407	「イギリスにおける子供の権利と国連条約」という本の著者が児童レイプで捕まったらしい  おばさんが個人の立場から批判したならまったく関係ないけど   国連を代表してコメントしたなら    ”日本の漫画の性的表現を批判していた国連”の、(児童の権利を保護する活動を担っていた)人   とも取れる(まあツイートした人間の間違いだと俺も思うけどさ)	The author of the book 'Children's rights and United Nations Conventions in the UK' seems to have been caught out by the issue of child rape.  If it was judged from the point of view of middle aged women, it would be irrelevant.  United Nations representative also criticised the sexualisation in Japanese comics as part of its mandate for protecting the rights of children.  I think it was a mistake from a tweeter on twitter.
2577	コクチョウのオスカップル「子供欲しいけど産めない・・・。せや、その辺のメス誘惑させて産ませたろ」  こういうエロ同人読みたい	Black swan male couple "We want baby but can't have it... Yeah, let's just lure female around there and make them have one" Want to read an erotic coterie like this
1809	すごくつらいよね  子供の見たいな体温	It's terrible, the child's body temperature you want to see
642	子供にお金を持たせると何故エッチな雰囲気になるのか	Why does giving children money make things seem sleazy.
4040	子供の頃は空がご馳走だったよ	When I was a child the sky was a treat.
2447	子どものスマホ依存、大株主がアップルに調査要求  管理用appまだないのかね？こんだけスマホ普及してるのに	Children's dependence on smart phones, big stockholders request investigation to Apple.  I wonder if there's still no management applications?  Even though smartphones are so widespread.
3950	エナジードリンクやめられない子いるでしょ  割り材だよね	There are kids who can't stop using energy drinks  It's a mixer, you know
2857	グダ子も夫もいっつも同性愛してんな	Gudako and her husband are always acting homosexual.
2713	すぐ子宮まで行っちゃうから動けないし。	It goes up to her uterus so I can't move around.
4252	子を持たない彼女たちの明かしたくない本音  日本の労働環境が悪いのもあるが  女性に子供育てる覚悟ないだけじゃないかな  貧しくなった日本で育った俺の知ってる若い新婚数組はそうでもないけど  日本が豊かだった時代ひきずった50代40代未婚ババァの金持ち探すタカリ体質は真似したらいかんよ  独身３K男は現実にあまりあるけど独身3高はほぼいないんやで（現実の独身3高は性格悪いかブサイク）  旦那と一緒に労働も家事子育てやって兼業主夫主婦がこれからの時代はあたり前だと  日本企業も念頭にないと少子化は解消できないよ	The true feelings of childless women that they don't want to reveal. Japan's labor environment being poor is also an issue, but I wonder if it's more that the women aren't prepared to raise children. I was raised in Japan after it became poor, but the young newlyweds that I know aren't like that. You shouldn't act like the old women in their 40s and 50s who were raised back when Japan was flourishing who search for a rich husband. There are some "3K" (good academic background, high income, tall) bachelors out there, but there aren't many of them (the 3K bachelors actually out there either have bad personalities or are ugly). I think soon it will be commonplace for both husbands and wives to do both work and household chores and raising kids. If the situation regarding Japanese business isn't considered, the declining birth rate won't go away.
2690	子どもは聞いている	The children are listening.
2690	だから子育て世代はネットでも日の当たるところで生きていくべきだ	That's why the child raising generation must, even online, live in the light.
2690	子育てする人はネットで汚い言葉を見ないように生きたほうがいい	People who are raising children should live without viewing vulgar words online.
3256	"きたない子育て"がいいことだらけな理由	This is full of reasons why “dirty child raising” is good.
314	子どもを高学歴にしたかったらレゴブロック	If you want your children to pursue higher education, then start them on LEGOs.
3178	字面が世紀末感漂ってるわ	The words give a turn of the century feel.
2306	もう存在価値が相当なくなってる	They seem quite insignificant already.
3546	学力が遺伝するのなら、学校教育の効果はあるの？	If learning ability is inherited, is there an effect in school education?
2258	学校ファック	School Fuck.
770	学校での五輪壮行会 一般公開取りやめ相次ぐ ＪＯＣの指摘受け  加計学園グループ大学所属選手は関係ないな	An Olympic farewell party at a school that was open to the public has been suspended after being identified by the Japanese Olympic Committee. The Kakei Gakuen group has nothing to do with college affiliated players.
2770	学校での五輪壮行会 一般公開取りやめ相次ぐ ＪＯＣの指摘受け  そうこうかいは宣伝？問題は   そこかい！	Olympic celebration rally at school  Public opening repeatedly canceled  It's been pointed out to JOC  The rally is public? The problem is right there!
65	学校側	"Judging this has messing around would be improper."
2135	まぁ学校で学んだことが全てじゃにゃいし	Well, not everything can be learned at school.
3856	いまの学校で「絶滅危惧種」になっているもの  でも「OHP使って授業してた先生が居た」という記憶はあれど   それが何先生だったかまでは覚えてな…w	Even though it is becoming an "Endangered species" at the current school, even if you remember that there was a teacher who used classes with OHP, do not you remember who it was?
1361	いまの学校で「絶滅危惧種」になっているもの  うそん！俺の小学校の時にインクジェットプリンタなんて無かったやろ？！って思って検索してみたら   あったよインクジェット∑(°□°)   そうか あのOHPに使われてたのはインクジェットだったのか…   兄さんインクジェットとかレーザープリンタなんて言うから   てっきり「平成生まれめー！」って思ってたら   俺のが年下じゃないですか ヤダー	Now at schools they have become "endangered species". No way! When I was in elementary school there wasn't even an Inkjet printer?! I thought that was the case and looked it up, but there was an Inkjet printer ∑(°□°) . I see. The one used by OHP was an Inkjet... My older brother would call the Inkjet a laser printer, so I thought, "You dang youngster!", but was it not younger than me? Ugh.
772	学校から部活がなくなる？	Clubs will disappear from school?
694	学歴よりも年収で語れよ！！	Let's talk about annual salary instead of academic history!
304	学歴コンプレックス強そう	Complexes about academic history can be tough.
1553	学歴と朝ドラの出来不出来は別！	A morning drama's inconsistent results are far different than academic history.
1553	学歴コンプレックスの解消方法教えます	I'll tell you how to get rid of education complex.
304	学歴コンプレックスの解消方法教えます	I'll tell you how to not feel self conscious about your academic history.
694	学歴コンプレックスの解消方法教えます	I will teach you how to get over your fixation with your academic history.
4434	学歴コンプレックスの解消方法教えます  北陸では金大ならまあOK  九州なら九州大学かな、北海道と東北はNO  名古屋大学は名古屋が好きじゃないから絶対無理	I'll tell you how to eliminate an academic inferiority complex. For the Hokuriku region, then Kanazawa University is okay. For Kyushu maybe it's Kyushu University. Hokkaido and Tokyo are a no go. As for Nagoya University, I don't like Nagoya so there's no way.
3543	学歴コンプレックスの解消方法教えます  これ完全に俺の受験結果だったな　   もはやコンプレックスなんて年じゃないけど当時はコンプレックスあったよ　   ABCでA受からずCに受かりBは受験しなかった　   受かっていたと仮定するよりやっぱり受けとけばよかったなと後悔ばかり	I will tell you a method to get rid of academic history complexes. This was my complete test results. I am not at an age to get a complex but I had one. I didn’t take the test with a B grade without being able to get an A. I regretted more not taking the test than theorizing if I had passed.
4273	学歴高い人ほど…「無意識の偏見」	The more of an academic background a person has... "Unconscious biases".
2233	学歴高い人ほど…「無意識の偏見」  多少学がある方が自身がある文ひどい固定概念持ってたりする　自称中級者が一番は危ねえってこった	The more academic background a person has.... “biases one is unaware of”\\nThe more education a person has, the more stubborn in their ideas they become. Self professed intermediate people are the most dangerous.
1219	学歴高い人ほど…「無意識の偏見」  ポリコレ棒を使わずとも認識するのは、人を使う立場なら今後に必須と思うわ   大企業の出世にも有用なツールになっていくんだろうな。頑張ってください	The more educated a person is... "unconscious prejudices". Being aware without using the crutch of political correctness, in the future that will be essential for those in a position to use others. I think it will probably be a good tool for getting ahead in a big company. Please do your best.
2408	学生2人に現金、意見交換会	Event for exchange of money and ideas by two students.
1607	学生を金品で動員､原子力巡ってまた不祥事 ｢核のごみ｣処分地に関する意見交換会で謝礼  一方で沖縄の反基地運動に日当がでてるといいながらソースも  証拠も出てこない件	Money mobilizes students, remuneration following exchange of ideas about scandalous disposal of "nuclear waste". Source says that while at the same time there are daily expenses for the anti military base activities in Okinawa. There is no proof regarding this matter.
2668	【ガチ】学習能力が40％もアップする電磁刺激系ヘッドバンド「TMS」爆誕！	[Big] Magnetic stimulus headband "TMS" that boosts learning ability by 40% bursts onto scene!
4413	学習能力が無いコントみたいな事されたら笑いが止まらん	If you act like you are in a skit with no learning ability then the laughter isn't going to stop.
191	孫悟空とは何者だったのか？	What kind of person was Son Goku?
2035	宅配ポストの暗証番号かかれたやつ盗られたことある	Stuff with the PIN number to my mail post got stolen before.
2035	宅配ボックス：荷物盗んだ男逮捕	Mail box: male who allegedly stole a package arrested.
2682	守られる人と捨てられる人の境界線は	The boundary line between those who are protected and those who are cast aside.
3276	これ安倍のせいだろ	This is probably Abe’s fault.
3619	「安倍一強」で苦境の民進党、 「解党新党」「党名変更」案  まだ生きてたのか   小ぎたねえ絵面ですね	Democratic Party in trouble with "Abe Strong", so are the ideas of "dissolving the party" or "renaming the party" still alive? That kind of seems like a dirty trick.
785	安倍主犯、世界に拡まる	Abe is the main culprit, but its incidence is expanding.
1608	安倍ちゃん人殺しかよ	Abe, a murderer?
294	安倍は何故か自身や自党を『新勢力』として政治ショーを演出して大成功したし	Abe and his party have in some way been successful in putting on a 'new strength' political circus show.
2749	安倍ちゃんの元秘書だった山口県議が市議のジィさんを骨折させ謝罪	Prime Minister Abe's former security and current assemblyman of the Yamaguchi prefecture apologizes for breaking the bones of an old man on the city council.
1203	安倍のブレーン・八木秀次がバックか	Is this backed by Yagi Hidetsugu, the brain of Abe?
486	安倍ちゃん公認マスコミだからね	This is, after all, Abe’s mass media.
2113	安倍内閣、6割が世襲議員の異常さ…過去15年で国民の所得14％減、資産ゼロ世帯は2倍  東大自体世襲みたいになってっから意味ないよ	Abe Cabinet, craziness of 60% members come from the politician family... 14% decrease of the national income in the past 15 years, twice more for the household with zero asset There is no meaning sinceTokyo university is basicary inherited system
4126	安倍内閣を「支持する」４６％ 「支持しない」３７％ | NHKニュース  そうすると創価か幸福の科学の国になっちゃう…	46% of people "support" the Abe cabinet while 37% do not.| NHK  News This will make Japan a happy country of science...
2867	安倍内閣の支持率は55％ 前回調査から５ポイント上昇 不支持率は37% 日経世論調査  言い換えればスキャンダルに極端に弱いと言うことだろうな   文春砲の ~~名誉~~ 汚名挽回にやってくれ	Approval rating for Abe cabinet is 55%. Increased by 5 points from the previous survey. Disapproval rating is 37% as per Nikkei public opinion poll ..to put in other way, it is said that it is extremely frail scandal . ~ ~ honor ~ ~ do it for dishonor recover
2935	安倍内閣支持率、下落し４８％…読売世論調査	The Abe cabinet support rate has plummeted to 48%...Yomiuri public opinion poll.
2193	安倍内閣支持率、下落し４８％…読売世論調査  コンマ抜けてない？4.8じゃないの？	The approval rating for Abe's cabinet has fallen 48% according to Yomiuri News paper public opinion poll. Isn't it missing a period? shouldn't it be 4.8?
595	安倍内閣総理大臣「哀れですね。朝日らしい惨めな言い訳。予想通りでした。」	Prime Minister Abe "It is pathetic, morning sort of miserable excuse, it was as expected".
2872	安倍内閣総理大臣「哀れですね。朝日らしい惨めな言い訳。予想通りでした。」  反安倍がまた見えない敵とシャドーボクシングしてるな   どうせ一太の秘書が業者に委託してるとかだろ   安倍さんはザコの相手なんてしてる暇ないからな	Prime Minister Abe "It is pathetic, a sort of miserable excuse likely as Asashi, it was as expected." Anti Abe is still shadow boxing with an invisible enemy. What bloody secretary consigns to a contractor, he does not have time for these opponents
3214	安倍内閣総理大臣「哀れですね。朝日らしい惨めな言い訳。予想通りでした。」  どうでもいいが香山リカはここ2年くらいクラヴマガや格闘技のジム通ってるから  ベピョン如きではガチで格闘でも頭脳でも勝てんぞw	Prime minister of the Abe Cabinet "How pathetic. A miserable excuse that's just like Asahi. Just as expected." Who cares, but for about two years Kayama Rika has been going to a gym for Krav Maga and self defense. When attacking Abe even in a physical contest, you can't win intellectually haha.
2539	安倍ぴょん「ちっ、うっせーな。反省してまーす」	I'm reflecting"
2237	安倍を叩くことで、時々お仕置き(ご褒美)を貰いに行ってるのか	This cliche is tedious and overused.
2682	そういや安倍さんの周りに安倍さんより見た目がいい人いないね	Come to think of it, in the group of people around Abe there isn't really anybody better looking than him.
338	安倍ちゃん壊れちゃった	Little Abe is a broken man.
3160	安倍ちゃん「声なき声に耳を」	Abe "A voiceless voice in my ears."
774	安倍ちゃん「失業者が減ったからとうぜんだろ！」	Abe "The number of unemployed people decreased so it's as expected!"
3525	安倍官邸を待ち受ける地雷の数々	There are a number of land mines awaiting Abe’s official residence.
281	“ポスト安倍は志位委員長”の声も上がる自民党の末期症状	A sign that the rule of the Liberal Democrat Party, whose voices could be heard calling for Chairman Shii to succeed Abe, is coming to an end.
954	安倍応援団が「森友文書の『本件の特殊性』とは同和のこと」なる悪質差別デマを拡散中！	Abe supporters are spreading the vicious discriminatory rumor that "'The distictiveness of this matter' of the Moritomo papers are the same as the treatment of the untouchables"!
1847	安倍応援団が「森友文書の『本件の特殊性』とは同和のこと」なる悪質差別デマを拡散中！ 発信源は今井尚哉首相秘書官か  アッキードや日本会議って同和のことだったんだ	Abe cheerleaders are spreading false rumors that "The 'special characteristics' of the Moritomo documents are about social integration"  Is the source Takaya Imai, secretary to the prime minister?  Akheed and Nippon Kaigi were about social integration.
4357	安倍応援団が「森友文書の『本件の特殊性』とは同和のこと」なる悪質差別デマを拡散中！ 発信源は今井尚哉首相秘書官か  『音大入札』　のことをきれいに忘れてるのは、ネトウヨのテンプレになってるな	The Abe supporters are spreading the divisive false rumor that "The Moritomo document's 'specific topic' is unified peace"! Could the source be Secretary to the Prime Minister, Takaya Imai? Completely forgetting about the "music university bid" has become a template for the Internet right.
4437	安倍政権の下でのこれまでの文書隠蔽	Documents suppressed previously under the Abe administration.
2928	安倍政権の下でのこれまでの文書隠蔽	This much concealing of documents by the Abe administration.
1172	安倍政権は「官房機密費文書」開示せず	The Abe regime will not disclose the Cabinet Secretary secret spending report.
1767	安倍政権の５年、厳しい国際評価 目先の「成果」強調するが…将来考えてる？  ベピョンは恨みは一生覚えてるが3秒しかもの考えられないタイプだな  多分1分したら忘れてると思うよ	Five years of the Abe administration, placing an emphasis on the "outcomes" of strict international assessments... Are we thinking about the future? Bepyon is the type to remember grudges for his whole life but not to give three seconds of thought to anything. He probably forgot everything after a minute
2887	安倍政権がプーチン政権に献上した経済協力金で色丹島にアメリカの会社が発電所建設。	An  American company built a power station on Karatanjima with the economic cooperation fund donated by the Abe administration to the Putin administration.
3103	安倍政権がプーチン政権に献上した経済協力金で色丹島にアメリカの会社が発電所建設。	With the economic cooperation funds that the Abe Administration presented to the Putin administration, a US company established a power plant on Shikotan island.
1464	安倍政権がプーチン政権に献上した経済協力金で色丹島にアメリカの会社が発電所建設。  笑ってたか ×   嘲笑ってたか ◯	An American company is building a power plant on Shikotan Island using the financial aid the Abe Administration gave to the Putin Administration. Were they laughing or ridiculing?
2209	安倍政権、民間企業に3千億円拠出要求…幼児教育無償化に充当、経団連会長が勝手に承諾  会食してる時点で黒．李下に冠を正さずだよ	Abe administration, private sector request for donation of 3 hundred billion yen... Allocated for making primary education free, president of the Japan Business Federation consents on his own. Guilt at meeting. Don't do anything that can be misinterpreted.
3975	安倍政権のほころび激しい  C「支持率は捏造で選挙は公正」と  D「支持率は公正で選挙は捏造」がないぞ	The Abe administration is coming apart at the seams C "The approval ratings are a fraud and the election is fair" and there is no D "The approval ratings are fair and the election is a fraud"
2706	安倍政権の財政推計はやはり｢粉飾｣に陥った	Abe administration's financial estimates have fallen to being "embellishments" as expected.
257	安倍昭恵夫人が広告塔「300億円被害」怪しい会社の正体	Mrs. Abe Akie is advertising pillar "damaged for 30 billion yen" The identity of the suspicious company.
468	安倍昭恵夫人の関与示す資料も続々発掘	Documents that indicate involvement from his wife, Abe Akie, are continuously being unearthed.
1770	安倍晋三の後援会、晋精会について調べてみた  日本会議みたいに反医学部闘争系の人たちだったりするのかしら	I wonder if Shinzo Abe's support committee is made up of people who were against the Todai Dispute just like the Japan Conference that studied the Shinsenkai
3611	安倍晋三「肉汁がぎゅっと」	Abe Shinzou "The meat stock is firm" Tries Kagoshima Wagyu beef.
4117	安倍晋三首相がインスタ始める。意外なあの人へのフォローに驚きの声「ビックリです」  なんでたった6人なのに全員の名前を書かないんだ  安倍がインスタをフォローした6人 橋下徹 浅田真央 野田聖子 安倍昭恵 自民党 世耕弘成  大事なのは橋下徹だろう   もう維新の代表を辞めて2年経つのに、安倍が橋下徹大好きなのがよくわかる	Prime Minister Shinzo Abe starts using Instagram. People are surprised by who he followed. Why only six people ,why doesn't he write all their names. Abe is following Toru Hashimoto, Shin Asad,a Mao Noda, Seiko Abe. What is important is that he is following Toru Hashimoto. Although two years have passed since he quit the representative of Ishinha, I understand why Abe like toru so much
3736	安倍晋三首相がインスタ始める。意外なあの人へのフォローに驚きの声「ビックリです」  写真は秘書とか周りの奴らで、投稿は一太だと思っちゃうよね、やっぱ	Prime Minister Abe Shinzo starts using Instagram. Surprised reactions to him following an unexpected person "What a shock". The picture is from the secretary or other people around, and the submission appears to be Ichita. Just as I expected.
1802	安倍ちゃん「朝日新聞、真っ赤なうそ」  打ち消し呪文アサヒガを唱えたか	Little Abe. "Asahi newspaper huge whopper" .  Can you recite the Asahiga counter spell?
2742	安倍の『現実』は赤坂飯店と自宅の母親飯しかない	Abe's "reality" lies only in restaurants in Akasaka and his own mother's homemade cooking.
2928	安倍は立法府の長だったはずなんだが	Abe was a head legislator if I remember.
688	安倍ちゃん、結局、ピョンチャン五輪に出席するってよ  あんまないでしょ   安倍としてはあんだけ煽ってた手前国会に出席してでも行きたくなかったはずよ   まー自分で出席日程短くしてたからそれいいわけに出来なくなって   強硬な政治的理由（姿勢）のために行かないってなってたわけだから   それを避けたってのが理由の殆どじゃない？   あと二階に中韓との関係改善を改憲の党内調整のバーターにされたって話もあるけど   一番はアメリカでしょうね	Little Abe, you don't really need to attend the Pyongchan Olympics.  If I were you I would not even have wanted to attend the National Assembly, with it being so hot for you.  With such a short attendance schedule I would not have been able to use this excuse, so would have to use some sort of political posturing as an excuse.  Is that the reason for avoiding it? There's a rumour on the 2nd floor that improvement in relations with China and Korea was part of a deal made with cabinet.  The number one must be the US.
367	安倍ちゃん、結局、ピョンチャン五輪に出席するってよ  平昌で6ヶ国協議やるからね   日本だけが対話のテーブルから降りてる状態だったから   挽回するには首相の出席しかないとこまで追い込まれてたんだろ   本来なら外相だろうけど今の河野は安倍の劣化コピーだし   大方麻生二階に断られたとかかな	Abe says he will eventually attend the Pyongchan Olympics, because the 6 country summit will be held at Pyongchan.  It was only Japan who left the negotiating table.  We were forced into getting the Prime Minister to attend as the only way to restore the damage.  Originally it would have been the Foreign Minister, but the present one, Ota, seems like an inferior copy of Abe.  He was refused on the 2nd floor of Okata Aso.
3128	安倍総理、先ほど仰ったようにこれは……あっゴメンナサイ！……（無理だなこれは……）	Prime Minister Abe, as you were saying before this is... ah, I'm sorry!
3591	安倍総理に「“御法度の植物”由来サプリ使用」が報じられた！	Reported that Prime Minister Abe "uses supplements derived from 'contraband plants'"!
2760	安倍総裁「圧勝」大崩壊 自民党総裁選票読み、現在の状況  石破か岸田かいな…	The great collapse of Abe's "victory" The current situation of the Liberal Democratic Party's primary election  Is it gonna be Ishiba or Kishida...?
1348	安倍の肝いり・杉田水脈議員は「待機児童一人もいない」以外にもトンデモ発言連発！「保育所はコミンテルンの陰謀」  それスレ立てる機会くるの？	Abe's liver.  Diet member Suimyaku Sugita says 'There are no children on the waiting list' and other preposterous announcements.  Do they think the child care centres are some sort of comintern conspiracy?
3041	このまま安倍自民党が続いたら籠池夫妻が他人事じゃなくなりそう	If the Abe Liberal Democratic Party continues like this, then the Kaogike couple won't just be somebody else's problem.
3525	安倍ちゃん自身が地雷じゃん	Abe himself is a land mine.
2006	安倍ちゃんが講演でゴルフでの転倒をトランプに褒められたと自画自賛  トランプ見てなかったやん  安倍ぴょんバンカーに置いてけぼりにして、プロと歓談しながらずっと先の方歩いてただろw	Little Abe in a speech sang himself praises for being praised by Trump at golf. Abe Pyon was left behind in a bunker while trump was chatting with professionals and walking ahead of you lol.
3731	安倍ちゃん「６０超えると、つらいものがある」外遊で疲労  外遊もなー   60過ぎるとなー      頼んでもないのに売国のために外遊しまくってこの言い草	Abe "After you reach 60, some things get tough." Fatigue from foreign travel. Foreign travel, you know. Once you reach 60. Even though nobody asked him to all he does is travel overseas to sell out Japan, and this is his excuse.
662	安倍首相 2日のテレビ番組で「電波、通信の大改革行う」 電波の割当制度見直しへ意欲  逆逆 まだ忖度したりないんだよ 森友とか加計を始め政権への批判や疑問が一切報道されなくなって初めて忖度完了	PM Abe states in the TV show on 2nd this month "we will make a huge reform in electronic services". No, no. You haven't done enough. We can never say you did enough until we see no critiques or doubts about the administration, including Moritomo or Kake.
4044	安倍首相、4月辞任の公算か…自民党が恐れる「影のキーマン・今井秘書官」証人喚問  今井尚哉の名前週刊誌にも出始めたね   テレビでも名前だせって電話するわ	Prime Minister Abe is likely to resign in April or...The Liberal Democratic Party fears "Shadow keym. an Secretary Imai" witness summons. Takaya Imai's name has started to appear in the weekly magazines. His name was even called out on tv. I will call him.
3973	安倍首相とSNS友達 “侵入盗撮”ロボット研究者の華麗経歴  エロしぐさ	Prime Minister Abe and SNS friend "intrusive voyeur" robot  Researcher's magnificent career  Erotic performance
4423	安倍首相「一喜一憂はしない	Prime Minister Abe "If a month goes by without such big swings then things will settle down".
2418	安倍首相「佐川国税庁長官は更迭しない。適材適所だから」  10倍だぞ！10倍！	Prime Minister Abe "National Tax Agency Director Sagawa is not going anywhere. He's the right man for the job." 10 times over! 10 times!
891	安倍首相が創り出す元号は「貧困」 生活保護と最賃切り下げが織りなす悪魔の連鎖  疫病に戦争に飢餓に死。  安部ぴょんは黙示録の4騎士だったのか。 とすると後三人いるってことだな。  麻生と石破と小泉?	The previous label coined by Prime Minister Abe is 'poverty'  A tangled web between welfare protection and wage devaluation. Death from plagues, war and famine.  Is Abe part of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? If so, there are another three of them.  Could they be Aso, Ishihisa and Koizumi.
2682	安倍首相のお友達人事	The human affairs around Prime Minister Abe's friends.
453	安倍首相の名前記載部分も削除  「関与していたわけではないので議員はやめないが 混乱を起こした責任をとって総辞職」だな。  自民党の話題は次期総裁選だな	The part that stated Prime Minister Abe’s name was also deleted. It’s like, “I wasn’t involved so I will not quit as a legislator, but I will take responsibility for causing confusion and will resign.” The LDP’s concern is the next General Election.
3916	安倍首相、外国への援助「５年間で２兆８５００億円」 TBS NEWS  でも日本人の生活保護は削ります	Prime Minister Abe, aid to foreign countries "2.8 trillion yen in five years" TBS NEWS. He will also cut down on Japanese livelihood protection
158	安倍首相夫人の国会招致を拒否と自民幹部	LDP Headquarters to Refuse Summoning Wife of Prime Minister Abe to the Diet.
3152	安倍首相夫人の国会招致を拒否と自民幹部  そうねぇ。安倍ちゃん、麻生ちゃん、閣僚権力で任命したクズ官僚まとめて放逐すればかなり人気でると思う。  あとはどのくらい本気で民衆が怒っているかだろうかね。ぶっちゃけ、舛添さんに対しての方が怒ってた気がするｗｗ　報道され方の違いかね？	Wife of Prime Minister Abe refusal of a Diet summons and the Liberal Democratic Party. Well then. Abe, Asao, if you round up and expel all the cabinet ministers you put in office with your power I think it'd be a popular move. Also, just how upset is the populace? To be frank, I have a feeling they are more upset with Masuzoe hahaha. Maybe it's a difference in how things are reported?
2807	安倍首相夫人の昭恵氏に脅迫状 経営の飲食店に届く  共謀罪適用だな	A threatening letter to Prime Minister Abe's wife, Akie  Reaching out to the management's restaurants  Putting the conspiracy to commit a crime into practice, huh?
3445	安倍首相が官邸での会談相手に応じてソファーの高さを変えてる説が韓国で出ているらしい  ワロタ	Theory comes out of Korea that Prime Minister Abe changes the height of the sofa in the official residence depending on the guests  Warota
4417	｢安倍首相に届けたい｣ 飛行停止の署名5万5千筆 宜野湾の保育園､議員へ打診  安倍ヤギさんたら　読まずに『食べた』	"We want to deliver this to Prime Minister Abe." 55,000 signatures collected in favor of stopping flying. Day care school in Ginowan, prodding the Diet. Abe the goat just "ate it" without reading it.
3413	安倍首相の政治団体、安倍賛美本を約1千万円分購入か…有権者に配布なら違法行為  上のリテラがどうこう言ってる記事	Prime Minister Abe's political organization, tribute books purchased for around 10,000,000 yen...it's illegal if distributed to voters  An article about what the above literature says
1510	安倍首相、また朝日非難＝自民議員ＦＢに書き込みも  それそれ      一太なんぞじゃ及びもつかんような圧倒的小者感が溢れてるもの	Prime Minister Abe is once more lambasted in the Asahi [Shinbun] = LDP politicians.  With all the posts on FB as well, he must be overwhelmed and really feeling small.
4064	安倍首相、また朝日非難＝自民議員ＦＢに書き込みも  それそれ      一太なんぞじゃ及びもつかんような圧倒的小者感が溢れてるもの	Prime Minister Abe to criticize Asahi again = Liberal Democratic Party member posts on Facebook that's right, such an overwhelming feeling of being a nobody, can't even compare to Ichita.
229	安倍首相、また朝日非難＝自民議員ＦＢに書き込みも  安倍本人の投稿は頭の悪さと品性の下劣さと陰湿さが漂ってるから何となく判別がつく	Prime Minister Abe writes to Facebook, once more blaming Asahi Shinbun.  In reality the posts are from LDP Members.  These can be distinguished from posts by the man himself by the lack of idiocy, inferiority complex and spite.
4505	安倍首相「杉原千畝は同じ日本人として誇り」発言に隠された帝国主義賛美！「ユダヤ難民ビザ発給は八紘一宇の方針」なる歴史修正	Prime Minister Abe "Sugihara Chiune is proud as the same Japanese," an empireism praise hidden in remarks!
2324	安倍首相の来訪をエストニアのメディアはどう伝えたか→日本側がアピールしていた「北朝鮮への圧力への協力要請」については、エストニアではそこまで重点的に報道されていません。それよりも「日本がサイバーセキュリティー技術での協力を表明したこと」が大きく伝えられています。  ホラッチョ齋藤じゃダメじゃん（絶望	What did the media in Estonia say about the arrival of Prime Minister Abe? → As for the "pressure on North Korea for cooperation" that the Japanese side had been touting, Estonia didn't really focus on that in broadcasts. Rather, it was "Japan declared that they will cooperate with cyber security technology" that was talked about a lot. I guess ホラッチョ齋藤 wasn't good enough (despair).
240	安倍首相の東欧訪問日程固まる＝北朝鮮で協力呼び掛け  にっこうもりかけすぱ疑惑に全部答えろ、アッキードも佐川も呼べ	Prime Minister Abe's Eastern Europe visit schedule has been decided = Appeal to cooperate with North Korea. All misgivings should be met with answers. Call Acchido and Sagawa to answer.
1471	安倍首相「核保有国の恫喝は初めて」は本当か？ファクトチェックしてみると	Prime Minister Abe said, “this is the first threat of a nuclear powered nation.”\\nReally?
3878	安倍首相が極右ネット番組に登場！	Prime Minister Shinzo appeared on far right program on Internet!
18	うっかり安倍ちゃん、首相演説で高等教育無償化の一節を読み飛ばす。与党「メンゴwメンゴw読んでないけど議事録に追加しとくからww」  その目的は果たしてもさらに言っていないことまで言ったことにする   卑小もいいとこ	Bad, Abe, bad.  The Prime Minister will skip a passage in his speech relating to free high school education. The ruling parties are, like, 'Oh so sorry, we'll add it to the minutes even if he doesn't read it out.'  That may be sufficient, but it all seems rather petty.
157	うっかり安倍ちゃん、首相演説で高等教育無償化の一節を読み飛ばす。与党「メンゴwメンゴw読んでないけど議事録に追加しとくからww」  議事録もSONTAKUされる自称議会制民主主義国家    一回辞書で議事録の意味調べて来い→辞書が改竄されていた・・・   こんな未来が来そう  戦争は平和なり(鋭意推進中)   自由は隷従なり(達成)   無知は力なり(達成)	Silly Abe, while giving a speech as the prime minister he skips right over the part about making high school education free. Ruling party "Whoops haha sorry haha, we didn't read it, but we'll just add it to the records haha." The records are being "dealt with" by the self proclaimed parliamentary democratic nation. Go and look up in a dictionary what "records" actually means → The dictionary has been falsified... This might be the future we have in store. War becomes peace (earnestly pushing forward). Freedom becomes slavery (achieved). Ignorance becomes power (achieved).
1710	安倍首相との焼肉会食を松本人志が被害者ヅラで言い訳！	Matsumoto Hitoshi gives excuses and plays the victim at barbecue dinner with Prime Minister Abe!
2742	安倍首相が珍答弁	Prime minister Abe's strange answers.
2289	安倍首相が珍答弁 エンゲル係数上昇は「食生活の変化」  安倍総理はエンゲル係数を理解した（閣議決定  ってオチまでがワンセット	Strange responses from Prime Minister Abe\\nThe reason for an increase in the Engel coefficient is a 'change in dietary habits'. PM Abe understood the Engel coefficient.  A cabinet decision: its 'one set' until a mistake.
1642	安倍首相「私とプーチン氏が終止符」＝北方領土返還大会で決意←無理でしょ	Prime Minister Abe "Putin and I are finished" = decision from the meeting about the return of the Northern Territories ← Not a chance.
3565	安倍首相「私とプーチン氏が終止符」＝北方領土返還大会で決意←無理でしょ	Prime Minister Abe said, “Putin and I are finished.” It would be impossible to reach a decision at the northern territories seminar.
3937	安倍首相「私とプーチン氏が終止符」＝北方領土返還大会で決意←無理でしょ  道半ばだからな   (ダメだったと)認めなければどうと言う事はない	Prime Minister Abe "Myself and Putin are over" = Northern Territories Restoration Rally decision ← Impossible  Because it was half way through (so it was pointless)  If you don't admit it, there's nothing to say
4391	安倍首相の空疎すぎる施政方針演説！「非正規という言葉を一掃する」は真っ赤な嘘、裏に格差温存のカラクリ	Prime Minister Abe's ridiculously futile policy speech!
1451	安倍首相のせせら笑い、立民・枝野代表「困っているの隠すため」	Constitutional Democratic party of Japan head Edano says PM Abe's sardonic laugh is done "to conceal frustration."
3031	安倍首相、答弁撤回とおわび	Prime Minister Abe, reply revoked and apology.
2539	安倍首相、データ誤用「深くおわび」＝裁量労働、法案撤回せず	Prime Minister Abe, data misuses "deep apology" = discretionary labor, without withdrawing the bill Abe says "hey, be quiet.
3013	安倍首相、データ誤用「深くおわび」＝裁量労働、法案撤回せず	Prime Minister Abe, "very sorry" for data misuse = no repeal of discretionary work law.
4150	「安倍首相は退陣せよ 良心の呵責ないのか」自民党の村上誠一郎議員が直言  なんで自民党にいるねん…	"Resign Prime Minister Abe. Do you not suffer from a guilty conscience?" Liberal Democratic Party's Diet member Seiichiro Murakami's straight talk. Why is he in the LDP?
380	安倍首相、ついにパーティーで酒を飲みまくる昭恵夫人に激怒し一喝か	PM Abe finally blows up at wife Akie for going heavy on the booze at a party.
2868	安倍首相、ついにパーティーで酒を飲みまくる昭恵夫人に激怒し一喝か	Prime Minister Abe is finally furious with Mrs. Akie who always drinks alcohol at parties and starts shouting, is this real?
2316	安倍首相、ついにパーティーで酒を飲みまくる昭恵夫人に激怒し一喝か  昭恵夫人切り捨てでもいいから森友加計問題動かしてほしい   話題にされずフェードアウトに成功してるのが嫌	Prime Minister Abe, angry and scolding Akie for finally drinking alcohol at a party  Because Akie can be sacrificed, he wants to push away the Moritomo scandal  They can't stand to fade away without being the subject of attention
268	安倍首相のウソ露呈 裁量労働で「労働時間短縮」根拠ナシ  安倍の発言に根拠あったことがあるか？	Prime minister Abe's lie exposed. He made a baseless claim that the work hours are  being reduced by his discretion but has he ever said anything with proof?
4110	安全判定された水で腹くだして億ドル単位の訴訟までがセットやろなぁ	With water judged safely until there is diarrhea and lawsuit in the billions is set.
4397	これは安全すぎて自主避難者が嬉ションしながら帰還するわ	This is so safe that the evacuees will return home as the pee from being so happy.
1952	安定感は欠けるけど決める時はすごいの決める	She lacks stability, but when she hits the mark, she nails it.
3691	安室出演も歴代ワースト３位３９・４％	3rd lowest rating ever at 39.4% despite Namie Amuro's performance.
4070	ちんぽがある安心感	I’ll make it a trash post so it will feel safe like a dick.
2962	安いときのサンマ缶の方が鯖缶より安かったんだよなあ	When it was cheap, canned saury was cheaper than canned mackerel.
1664	安達祐実といい若村真由美といいフジテレビ本気出してきてるな	With Adachi Yumi and Wakamura Mayumi, Fuji TV is really going all out.
3720	安部3選に黄信号、麻生は辞任濃厚かなー。	Tap the brakes on a third term for Abe, and a resignation by Asao might be likely.
1569	「完全に不完全」につくられたダイヤモンドの秘密──その“レシピ”が量子物理学に革新をもたらす  透ける墨	The secret of the diamond born from the "perfectly imperfect." This recipe will bring about innovation in the field of quantum physics. Transparent ink.
676	完全に喧嘩商売の金田	Kaneda, who is perfect at picking fights.
772	完全外部化の是非	Please, by all means.
3737	やはり完全に奴隷、外国人技能実習生受け入れ事業者の約9割が違法操業  (以前も同じ様な事書き込んだ気がするけど、)   9割何て言ったらもう≒100%みたいなもんやん      そしてそんな異常な割合だなんて実際に国が制度をもう全然管理出来てないって事だし、逆にそうなのは詰まる所は国も"分かっててやってる"   本当はもう破綻してるのに根本的な事をせずにその場しのぎで誤魔化し続ける   このままズルズル行ってたらそのうちにホントに終わっちゃうよ	As expected it's essentially slavery, about 90% of businesses that bring in foreigners as technical trainees operate illegally. (I feel like I wrote something like this before, but) no matter how you slice it 90% is not the same as 100%. And with such an unusual rate the country really can't control things at all, rather it's that the country "is doing it knowingly". Things have already collapsed, but rather than doing anything fundamental they just employ stopgap measures and gloss over things. At this rate it won't be long before things are truly over.
943	やはり完全に奴隷、外国人技能実習生受け入れ事業者の約9割が違法操業  日本は実習生 欧米は不法移民  おそろしいこってす	\\nAs expected, it's complete slavery  Approximately 90% of foreigners receiving technical training are operating illegally  Western interns in Japan are illegal immigrants  This is a horrible thing
1524	完全に春	It's completely spring
2350	スクエニ「完全版は出さないと言ったなあれは嘘だ」 FF15完全版発売  未完全版で極上ゲイムだった15ちゃんがロイヤルになっちゃうなんてこれがFFか()	Square Enix "We said we wouldn't put out a comprehensive version, but that was a lie". With the FF15 comprehensive version (release date unknown), the ultimate game FF15 could become Royal. Is this FF? ()
1958	完全オーダーメイドのコンドーム革命  ちんこデカいからコンドームの種類少なくてつまらん  おれもSyamuさんのスパイラルSみたいなの使いたい  あ、童貞です	A revolutionary custom made condom.  My dick  is huge, so condoms are not usually boring.  I'd like to use something like the Mr Syamu Spiral S, cos I'm a virgin.
1078	完成直前、極太の飴の側面。チラッと見える、犬の顔SUGEEEEE	Just before it's complete, on the thickest side of the candy.
1396	ガイドは宗男かな	I wonder if their guide was Muneo.
4325	官僚の国民離れか	Is it the officials' abandonment of the nation's people?
1436	そら官僚も言論弾圧するよこの国	Geez, if you lash out like that, you shouldn't be surprised if the government suppresses your comments.
4325	官僚が語る「若者のナントカ離れ」のアホさ加減	The stupidity of officials' tales of "youth's abandonment of such and such" has increased.
2669	官製相場でそこまで落ちるってもう日本の全力出し切った後だな	If a government run market has dropped that low, then the country's power is all used up.
2744	官邸が「インスタ」開設	The official residence starts "Instagram."
452	官邸が「インスタ」開設 首相の移動の様子公開  官邸「redditアカウント作りました」   NSR政治民「安倍しね」   官邸「Adminに通報」   Admin「特定ユーザーを晒して叩いたな？はいBAN」   NSR政治民「そんな〜(´･ω･`)」	The official residence of the Prime Minister opened an Instagram account. The movement of the Prime Minister has gone public. Official Residence: " We made a Reddit account." Political NSR folks: "DIE ABE." Official Residence: "We'll report you to the admins." Admins: "You were made fun of by a particular user? Alright, BANNED." Political NSR folks: "No way (´･ω･`)"
454	「定年前に死ぬしかない」「安楽死が法整備されること望む」将来を悲観する非正社員  努力狂の信者って結局世襲のためにやってるんだよね   都合の良い下層民だなあ	“The only option is to die before I retire”. ”I hope euthanasia is legalised”. Temporary employees who are pessimistic about the future. Believers in working insanely hard do it so that they can eventually leave an inheritance. The lower class have such convenience.
3295	定期政党座標テスト  2.8% 右派, 2.8% 共同体主義    つまらない、と思っちゃいかんな。	The results of the routine political party affiliation test are 2.8% right wing and 2.8% communitarianism. One might think this is boring.
957	定期的に乳首痒くなる  エッチだ…ｗ	Every so often, my nipples become itchy  It's sexy... lol
1283	定期的に乳首痒くなる  俺も乳輪の同じ箇所が定期的に乾燥して皮が剥けて痒くなる   何故そこだけ そうなるのか原因は不明	My nipples itch on a regular basis.  i also regularly dry the aureoles in the same place. The skin peels off and they itch.  Why just there.  I don't understand.
1541	そもそも「ストレスの定義」って何ｗ	Haha
4249	定額働かせ放題は下げられたが「残業代ゼロ法案」は残った	There is a decrease in the amount of cases where people are forced to work however much for their fixed pay, but the "overtime pay zero measure" remains.
2963	宝くじで一発逆転や	Let's make it a reality by winning the lottery.
3416	だけどどうぶつは宝具撃たないし霊基再臨で脱がないしなあ	", but animals don't shoot treasure and the ascended demon doesn't undress
2768	実はね、今日から4連休、なの❤️  つよい	Actually, starting today is four consecutive holidays  ❤️ is strong
3136	実は今日から、4連休なんや  灰色さんは今日休出らしい  黒色さんやな	Actually, starting today there are four days off in a row, and it seems like Mr. Gray is in working on his day off, and Mr. Black.
345	実は児ポ動画がたんまり保存されてそう	Uhm, actually, it looks like there's probably a ton of child porn saved on there.
2019	実写化されてなかったか？これ	They aren't making it into a live action show?
2426	実は受給者の大半が高齢者なんだろ知ってる知ってる	Actually the majority of recipients are elderly, I know, I know.
2546	ロシアに実在するやわらか戦車  チハタンより雑魚がいたのかよ笑った   あ、この戦車見たらチハタン小便ちびりながら泣くから不戦敗だわ	I laughed when there was a small fish from Rikia's Chihachi Tank. Oh, when I see this tank, I'll lose by default because I'll be crying while I pee
3877	実家でもしこったらええ	Why don't you jerk off at home as well
685	実家だと女の子呼べないのは嘘	If I stay where I am then its a lie for the girls I want to call.
1338	実家帰ったついでに飛田いったんか	Did you stop by Tobita when visiting your parents?
3797	実態に即し、痴呆土人党に改名してほしい	In response to the current situation, I want them to change their name to the Senile Dojin Party.
768	ナゲット、フォアグラ、ソーセージから実施…健康への影響は？	Available as nuggets, foie gras, sausage... what's the influence on health?
1105	実に日本らしい	Just what you'd expect of Japan.
2272	実は次は友達の紹介であてがあふ	Actually, my next thing was my friend's introduction but I guess that's off.
1752	ついに実況動画あげちゃった……はじゅかちぃ……	I finally made a live video... Hajukachii... Because I do not play the game from this time, everything is fresh.
2469	ついに実況動画あげちゃった……はじゅかちぃ……	I finally posted a video of the real conditions... embarrassing...
2469	ワイプで実況者の顔うつさなきゃ	I have to show the face of the commentator with a wipe.
3452	【いらすとや】パンジャンドラムのイラスト  ボイロ実況で見た	[Irasutoya] Panjandrum ilustration  I saw the real thing in Boiro
3522	またまたゲーム実況したけど誰も見てくれなくてかなちいから宣伝すゆ	I recorded my video gaming but I was sad to find out nobody was looking at it.\\nTherefore, I will advertise.
3189	実生活のマリオ (r/blackmagicfuckery)  最近のマリオは壁蹴りがあるのか	Real life Mario (r/blackmagicfuckery) I guess nowadays Mario does wall kicks?
1024	なんで実績解除とかはあきらめた	I gave up on unlocking achievements.
2046	そのうち実装するのかも	Maybe it'll be updated one of these days.
19	実話とか大喜びだろ	If it's a true story that's great.
909	実はサバ読んでそう	I'm never making an account  To be honest, it looks to be read as "mackerel"
522	実質2日休み減るから困るんだが	It would be a problem because it would actually get rid of two holidays.
1531	実質で年０・５％プラス	Essentially 0.5% increase per year.
3676	実際ITじゃブラックでなくともキャリアや高給を意識して転職する人なんてごまんといる	In IT, even if a company isn't black, there are a ton of people who change jobs because they're thinking about their career or want higher pay.
3077	実際にできないことはイメージできないんだよ(｀；ω；´)	In reality, you just can't imagine something that you can't do (｀；ω；´)
1630	実際にこの人の周りで大学側が忖度してすぐ首切る例があったから懸念を表明してるのでは	Actually, for people around her people working at the university jump to conclusions and there was a case where they were quick to eliminate someone, so that's why she expressed concern.
912	しごとができないことバレちゃったらどうしよ！？！？  でも実際俺より仕事できるよ…  対外調整とかしてて	What do you do when people find out that you can't do your job!?!?  But in reality you can do the job better than me... Do external adjustment or something like that
3422	あなたは実際の歳より下に見られる派でしょうかそれとも上に見られる派でしょうか	Are you the type that is seen as younger than your real age, or are you the type that is seen as older than your real age?
4312	カジノで客寄せする日本に品格はあるのか 「クリーンなカジノ」なんてあり得ない  カジノではないカッシーノだ！(電通理論)	Is there dignity in a Japan that draws customers in with casinos? A "clean casino" is not possible. It's not kajino, it's kassiiino! (Electronic communication theory)
2670	「あらお客さんこういうお店初めて？」	"So, is this your first time in an establishment like this?"
1005	「宣伝するので無料宿泊を」申し出にホテルオーナー激怒、全YouTuberお断りの声明発表	The hotel owner became extremely angry at customers that say, “I will advertise for you so give me a free room.”  The hotel owner therefore announced that all YouTubers are banned from the hotel.
3982	「宣伝するので無料宿泊を」申し出にホテルオーナー激怒、全YouTuberお断りの声明発表  馬鹿マンコがびーびー泣いて謝罪動画上げりゃ掌クルーするあたり、どこのネット正義漢もクソだなあと思った	"We advertise so we offer free accommodation", this offer caused the owner's fury, all YouTuber declaration,  stupid pussy crying apology videos in everywhere, I thought that the Internet justice is also fucking
2988	そしてガス室へ	Heading to the gas chamber.
2908	？？「宮司も日本刀を所持していれば助かった」	"The chief priest would have been safe if he had a Japanese sword too"
539	宮司殺害…富岡八幡宮でお祓い「清祓式」	murder of miyaji...Celebrated at the Tomioka shrine to perform exorcism.
3733	宮崎駿監督 ５年ぶりの新作「毛虫のボロ」完成  はいはい、毛無のボロね   これ俺の著作物だから使うなよ   使ったらしかるべき処理	Director Miyazaki Hayao, first new film in 5 years "Boro The Caterpillar" is complete. Yeah, yeah, Boro The Hairless (homonym for caterpillar in Japanese). That's something I wrote, so don't use it. If you do I'll deal with you appropriately.
1236	宮本武蔵御用達音ゲー	Miyamoto Musashi rhythm game.
2078	宮本武蔵御用達音ゲー	So this is the sound game that Musashi Miyamoto is a huge fan of.
2172	家のコンセントにUSBが付いてたらいいのになー、が叶う埋め込み式USBコンセント	For those who wish there were USB outlets in their house, here is an installable USB outlet.
3037	あたしの家で一緒にやりましょうよぉ。」	Then come over to my place and we'll play together."
4042	家が広い	The house is enormous
2336	家庭ごみ：有料化、溝埋まらず	Household garbage: Paid service, not a good fit.
3242	家教えたら宗教の勧誘が来るってオチでしょ	Mochiman took a multiple day vacation including Valentines Day so I didn’t give you anything.” If I tell you where I live, religious proselytizers will probably come.
539	家族仲が悪いのかな（意味深	Maybe they had bad blood between the families.
99	家族はコスパが悪すぎる？結婚しない若者たち、結婚教の信者たち（赤川 学）  記事の途中から急に妄想になっててワロチ	Is the cost performance of families to blame? The young people that don't marry and those that believe in marriage. (Manabu Akagawa). I laughed like an idiot when I suddenly had a wild idea while reading the article.
1651	家族からストーカー被害の相談も	Discussions with family about a stalker.
3264	家族からストーカー被害の相談も	There was stalking victim counciling from the family.
1060	家族でお酒飲んでる	Drinking with the family.
4499	家族を長年苦しませてきた認知症の問題行動が消えた！ そのわけは……薬の飲みすぎが原因だった！  たかせクリニック   「す」と「せ」ではやってる内容が大違いなんだな	The problematic behavior of dementia that my family has been suffering for years has disappeared! And it's because... it was caused by too much medicine drinking! The contents of what you are doing at Takashi Clinic "su" and "se" are vey different.
1680	家族を長年苦しませてきた認知症の問題行動が消えた！ そのわけは……薬の飲みすぎが原因だった！  日本は多剤大量処方しすぎってそれ一番言われてるからな	The symptoms of dementia that my family has been suffering from for many years have disappeared! The the conclusion is...... Taking too much medicine was the cause!  Because in Japan, the thing that you hear the most is that too much medicine is being prescribed
3100	家族がひかれてしまうケースも…高齢ドライバー「恐怖の世界」（週刊現代）  狩られる前に狩れ	Even a case where a family gets run over... Old timer driver 「A scary world」 (Shukan Gendai) Hunt before you're hunted
1650	家計消費、４年連続で実質減少	Household expenses, actual value decreases for fourth straight year.
4468	家計簿アプリの支出カテゴリに使うアイコン一覧なのだが左下の宇宙人みたいなやつと右上の彫りの深いカオナシみたいなやつは何に使ったら良いの？  宇宙人がパッパでカオナシがマッマ	It is a list of icons used for expenditure categories of household account applications, but it looks like an alien on the lower left.  What should I use as a guy who looks like a deep Kaanashi carving on the right side? Alien is Papa and Kaonashi is Mama.
1884	家計費節約のためまかないをもらって帰るいい奥さん	She's a good wife, cooking to save on household expenses and returning home.
487	「家賃保証」の嘘で借金1億 年収800万のリーマン大家、破産の危機  スルガは糞	I borrowed 100,000,000 yen to use as a lie for a “rent guarantee.”  The Lehman Brothers’ yearly income was 8 million yen and yet they are in danger of going bankrupt. Suruga is a piece of shit.
2110	家電批評、DIME、週間アスキー😎	Like WIRED,\\nConsumer electrics review, DIME, and weekly Ascii😎
3679	家電ブランド調査	Household electronics brand survey.
1044	家飲み定着、弁当向け頭打ちで	Already prominent when drinking at home, now targeting lunch boxes and reaching their peak.
1082	もう容姿をネタにしていい時代じゃないんだよ	This isn't the era to be putting your face on the internet.
3066	容疑者も栽培者	of broccoli was arrested.
3538	容赦なく不要物を捨てまくったら、えらく感謝されて金一封くれた	He was grateful and gave me money when I threw away unneeded things without permission.
323	ぼくはいつだって寂しいんだよ？	Do I always need to be lonely?
1779	寂しいし、つまんないよね。。  えんえん。。、	I feel lonely and bored... Never ending..
1075	寂しい寂しい寂しい	Lonely, lonely, lonely.
2568	寂しい民進党大会 経費削減・会場縮小・他党来賓ゼロ  ~~前原前と前原後~~ ややこしいな、前原と後原にしよう、それで随分なビフォーアフターになったな	Lonely Democratic Party Congress Reduced expenses · Reduced venue · Zero guests from other parties ~~ Before Maehara and after Maehara~~ It's complicating, so just call it Maehara and Atohara, and it became a considerable before and after
3661	なんか寄生獣を彷彿とさせて草	They resemble parasites LOL.
1836	富の吸い上げが仕事してそう	A job that sucks up wealth.
3544	富士山もはよ	This will happen on Mount Fuji too.
3650	富士山を国土統合の象徴として憲法に書き込むべきと	Says that Mt.
118	富士の樹海で首吊り自殺死体を発見、動画公開した米ユーチューバーが謝罪  そういうのはグロ系サイトに貼れ	An American YouTuber apologized for posting a video of him discovering a dead body of someone whom committed suicide by hanging in Mt. Fuji’s Jukai Forest. Post that on a grotesque website.
988	富士通、バッテリ発火の可能性でノートPCをリコール	Fujitsu recalls notebook PCs over fear of batteries igniting ~ Cause is contamination in Panasonic manufactured batteries.
471	富岡八幡宮初詣客「どれだけ減るか…」商店街は不安	I saw the amount of visitors on a New Years Day visit at the Tomioka Hachimanguu Shrine and thought, “are the amount of people lessening only this much?” I am uneasy about the shopping street area.
2908	富岡八幡宮司ら３人切られ重体	Three of the Tomioka Hachimangu Shrine's chief priests are cut and are in a dire situation.
4124	富岡八幡宮司ら３人切られ重体 トラブル？現場に日本刀  宮司と巫女が神具で戦うとかカッケーな	Tomioka Hachimangu Shrine and others are cut and at serious situation? Japanese shrine and shrine maiden fighting at the scene with a shrine instrument would be cool
384	「富岡八幡宮殺傷事件」容疑者・富岡茂永が生前「週刊新潮」に訴えた“姉の密告”	Tomioka Hachimanguu Murder Case Suspect Shigenaga Tomioka Complained of 'Sister's Betrayal' in Shukan Shincho While Still Alive.
3759	富豪じゃん	Like a rich person.
3054	富豪がいる	There's a wealthy person here.
3614	寒いですね  1998 「10年に1度の寒さ」  1999 「昨年より寒い」  2001 「ここ10年で最低」  2002 「過去10年で最低と言われた01年を上回る寒さ」  2003 「100年に1度の寒さ、近年にない」  2005 「ここ数年で最低」  2009 「50年に１度の寒さ」  2014 「2009年の50年に一度を超える寒さ」  2015 「今世紀で最高の寒さ」	It sure is cold. 1998 "It's this cold once every 10 years" 1999 "Colder than last year" 2001 "Coldest in 10 years" 2002 "Even colder than '01, which was said to be the coldest in 10 years" 2003 "It's this cold once every 100 years, no recent comparable" 2005 "Coldest in several years" 2009 "It's this cold once every 50 years" 2014 "Even colder than in 2009, which reached a low only seen every 50 years" 2015 "The coldest this century"
1726	寒いですね	It is cold isn’t it.
3464	寒そう	Looks cold
4373	寒さ→北海道の積雪→除雪→除雪機→除雪利権→アウトレイジ→ビートたけし→ビートたけしの娘→ビートたけしの娘が出した歌→最近は歌番組がない→紅白歌合戦→美輪明宏→美輪明宏はもう82歳→男性の寿命→70歳以降の生活資金→生活保護→所得隠し、と物凄い勢いで話題をシフトさせその間まったく会話が途切れなかった人間ふたりを見ながら「これが会話スキルにおいてもっとも重要とされる連想能力を持つ者……」って恐怖した	Cold → fallen snow in Hokkaido → snow removal → snowblower → snow removal rights → outrage → Beat Takeshi → Beat Takeshi's daughter → the song sung by Beat Takeshi's daughter → recently there aren't singing programs → Kohaku Singing Competition → Miwa Akihiro → Miwa Akihiro is now 82 years old → male lifespan → money for living past 70 years old → welfare → hiding income.
3907	寒い寒い寒い寒い寒い寒い寒い寒い  家も職場も暖房きかない。南の家は保温性低いってどこかで聞いたことあるけど21世紀でこれはキツイ。雪降ってないのに寒い！！	It is cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold weather and workplace are not heating up. I heard that the house in the south is low in warmth but it is in the 21st century. It is cold although it does not snow! !
2495	寒暖差にやられる	I'll suffer from the difference in coldness.
3195	「寒波ネルラ、僕たち一緒に行こうねえ。」ジョバンニが斯云いながらふりかえって見ましたらそのいままで寒波ネルラの座っていた席にもう寒波ネルラの形は見えずただ黒いびろうどばかりひかっていました。  オラーッらっこの上着がくるぞらっこの上着！	"Kanpa Nerura, let's go together." While Giovanni was talking I looked back, and the seat which in which Kanpa Nerura had been sitting no longer had Kanpa Nerura in it, there was just black velvet there shining. Hey, here's the jacket, the jacket!
3917	寒いから閉めてって一瞥したな最後	It is cold  and asked to close finally after a glance.
779	もう寒いの飽きた	I'm done with the cold.
1312	寛容植物と不寛容植物どっちがほしい？	Do you want a tolerant plant or an intolerant plant?
474	もう寝れない	I can't sleep any more.
3571	寝れない  今は大丈夫らしい。やまほどうんこしたら楽になったそうです。	He/she can’t sleep. He/she is fine now. After he/she pooped up a mountain of poop, he/she became comfortable again.
2409	寝坊するために昨日したこと  してもいいのよ RM Mini3とかそーゆーの買って	In order to sleep in I did stuff yesterday. That's fine. Buying things like an RM Mini3.
2916	寝坊しました、昨日勝手に遅くまで働いて、午前休は最悪やな…  働き方改革！  フレックス制！	I overslept, working late and resting in the morning is the worst ... Reform work! Implement the flex system!
87	寝坊って有給減るの？	I will my paid time off get cut if I sleep in?
1502	寝なければ  定時で出て定時で帰ればおｋ	If you can't sleep then you should be OK going out at the regular time and coming back at the regular time.
1748	寝正月が一番の贅沢	Relaxing at home is the most luxurious
3662	あっ、ふーん・・・（察し）	Oh, I see... (realization).
3646	ソシャゲ…なの…、あっ…(察し)  しねなの	Social game... but... ah... (I see) Shinenano
1304	ソシャゲ…なの…、あっ…(察し)  ちがうの  マジカルかりんなの  ご期待、なの	Social game ... thing..., ah... (guess)  Wrong  Is it Magical Karin?  Are you expecting something?
1718	寺を二箇所参ることで和尚がツーを迎えられるという	Are there lots of ladders and amulets in the temples and shrines??
4449	対処不能だから安倍と心中するしかない。俺ぁもう腹括った。君も生き延びてくれ。	Let me survive.
1608	対抗措置を警告	Countermeasures advised.
1690	対立煽った方がPV/UVが稼げるからね	Because those who provoke confrontation can earn PV/UV.
2302	対魔忍でもこんなのいねーぞ	There's no one like her even in Taimanin!
1439	パキスタンの寿司	Sushi in Pakistan.
3439	寿司の食べ方  魚は生よりちょっと炙ったほうが美味いと思ってる俺	How to eat sushi  slightly seared fish tastes better than raw fish, I think
659	プリンターの寿命を計画的に短くして意図的に買い替えを強制か、仏検察がエプソンを調査	A French prosecutor has been investigaging Epson for alleged planned built in obsolescence in their printers.
1018	プリンターの寿命を計画的に短くして意図的に買い替えを強制か、仏検察がエプソンを調査	French prosecutors are investigating Epson to find out whether or not the company plans the creation of their printers with a short life span in mind while intentionally forcing their customers to buy replacements.
1261	プリンターの寿命を計画的に短くして意図的に買い替えを強制か、仏検察がエプソンを調査	Planned obsolescence for printers to force users to buy new ones?
288	専用ボトルっていいな	A specialized bottle would be nice.
2134	専ブラ落とさないとな…	I need to download the special browser...
3686	専門医に聞くアルコールの科学 “飲むほど酒に強くなる”という常識のウソ（前編）  それは底辺の常識だろ	The science of alcohol according to a medical specialist: the common knowledge that "you'll get used to alcohol the more you drink" is a lie (first half). That's common knowledge believed by scum.
2190	専門家「企業の業績よくても所得が上がらないため、嗜好品から削っている」	Expert says, "Even if sales are good it doesn't necessarily boost profits, so cuts start with luxury items".
2641	ポプテピピックの将棋回で「王」が「玉」になってるせいで「金玉」になってて草ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ  もともと玉将で、後から片方が王将になったと聞いた覚えがあるような、ないような…	In Pop Team Epic's Shogi match, since "King" was "Ball" it became "Balls"　LAUGH OUT LOUD hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I remember originally hearing that in shogi, when one piece got to the other side it became king... Or maybe not.
2434	将棋の羽生「永世七冠」、囲碁で「２度の七冠」の井山に国民栄誉賞へ	Shogi's Habu「Eternal 7 crowned」, and in go Iyama was 「2 crowned」 for the People's Honor Award.
2332	尊い…	How precious...
396	サウンドクラウド導入しましたーッ！！	I've started using SoundCloud!!
2326	そこから導き出される結論は金がないからだろう	From there the conclusion you reach is that it's because of a lack of money.
2657	「小中学生が選ぶ2017年の漢字」小5「恋」小6「恋」中1「恋」  外国人によく入れ墨された漢字、恋  アメリカでよく見つかる	Elementary and Middle school students chose these as the kanji character of 2017: 5th graders "love", 6th graders "love", 7th graders "love"  Foreigners like to have that kanji tattooed on them. You can see "love" a lot in America.
3329	小児歯科医院で虫歯治療後、２歳女児死亡	After getting treated for cavities at a pediatric dentistry clinic, a 2 year old girl dies.
4178	小○よしおにセーターを吸われ藤○紀香に百合レイプされかける夢を見た  わかめええ〜	I had a dream that Yoshio Ko○ inhaled my sweater and Norika Fuji○ almost raped Yuri
3390	小○よしおにセーターを吸われ藤○紀香に百合レイプされかける夢を見た  あなた~~憑かれてる~~疲れてるのよ	Inhaled a sweater to Yoshio Ko and dreamed of being raped by Norika Fuji  You~~I'm possessed~~I'm exhausted
220	小型鳥類も食べそう	so it should eat small birds as well.
1657	小学○の写真とってきた	I took a picture of an elementary school ***.
1657	小学姦は犯罪です	Elementary school rape is a crime.
326	小学校で女児１２人にわいせつ 元講師「性癖自覚し志望」  ちんこ落としちまえこんな奴	The lewd former lecturer said to 12 children at the primary school, 'I want awareness of sexual fetishes'. Those kinds just can't get it up.
2130	小学校の女性教師が、4年生の教室で「あなたたちは性行為を知っているの?」と話したうえで、自らの体験を口にし、「先生もしているのよ」などと  先生が40～50歳くらいのBBAだとキンモー連呼する童貞の画が思い浮かぶ   マジレスすると生徒の数*2だけ保護者がいるから、その中の一人に地雷が居たら問題になる   学校教育って地雷を避けるスポーツみたいになりつつあるから、そこで自分の性体験談する先生は攻めすぎ   (いい先生なのかもしれないけど、それを問題視する親が一人でも混ざってたらアカン)	An elementary school teacher said to a class of 4th graders, "Do you all know about sexual intercourse?" She then continued to talk about her own experiences and said things like "Your teacher does it too". If the teacher were in her 40s or 50s then I can picture a comic with a virgin repeatedly saying it's gross. To respond to it seriously, the number of parents/guardians is double the number of students, and if even one of them is a landmine then this will become a problem. School teaching has become something like a sport of avoiding landmines, so a teacher who talks about her own sexual experiences should be criticized. (She might be a good teacher, but if even a single parent sees that as a problem then it's no good.)
777	小学校の女性教師が、4年生の教室で「あなたたちは性行為を知っているの?」と話したうえで、自らの体験を口にし、「先生もしているのよ」などと  教師のHPは残業しすぎで常にゼロだから・・・    自分が学生の頃は土曜日の部活メンドクサとか思ってたけど、   顧問の先生の視点だと昼飯代1000円しか手当出ない奉仕労働だった   それでもしっかり指導してくれた先生、マジでごめん	A primary school teacher asked her 4th years students whether they knew about the sex act.  The responses reflected the children's experience.  "Teacher, you are doing it too" etc. The teacher's home page shows too much overtime, and it is always zero.... When I was a student I always thought Saturday classes were a bother,  but from an assistant teacher's point of view, it is extra work with only 1000 yen for lunch money as compensation. To all the teachers who taught me well;  I'm really sorry.
793	小学校の女性教師が、4年生の教室で「あなたたちは性行為を知っているの?」と話したうえで、自らの体験を口にし、「先生もしているのよ」などと  そそり立つ糞キター！	A primary school teacher asked her 4th year class 'do you know about the sex act'?  The children spoke from their own experiences 'Teacher, you are doing it' etc.  How quickly things turn to shit.
3434	小学校で実習中の男子大学生、担任が黒板見てる隙に小1女児の体操服の襟元から手を入れて胸を触り、児童が声をあげそうになったので口を手でふさいだ疑いで逮捕  やべえやつだなｗ	A male university student in training at an elementary school, while the teacher was watching the blackboard, put his hands inside the neck of a small girl's gym clothes, touched her chest, and as she was about to make a sound, covered her mouth with his hands, and was arrested in doubt  Risky guy lol
3181	小学校で実習中の男子大学生、担任が黒板見てる隙に小1女児の体操服の襟元から手を入れて胸を触り、児童が声をあげそうになったので口を手でふさいだ疑いで逮捕	Male university student arrested on suspicion of reaching through the collar of the gym clothes an elementary school girl was wearing and touching her breast, then covering her mouth for fear she would say something, all while the teacher was looking at the blackboard.
1671	小学生の85%が公衆電話を知らない、NTT東日本の調査  うそくさ って思ったら案の定「85%が公衆電話を使ったことが無い」じゃん	85% of elementary students don't know what a public payphone is, according to an investigation by NTT East. I thought this was a lie, and sure enough, it's "85% of elementary students haven't used a payphone."
2474	小学生の85%が公衆電話を知らない、NTT東日本の調査  いたずら電話するのによくお世話になりましたm(_ _)m	85% of elementary school students don't know what a public telephone is, according to NTT East Corporation.  We're forever indebted to you for letting us do prank calls m(_ _)m
249	小学生並み！石破茂元幹事長が自民党内でイジメられている！“安倍応援本”がこの人にだけ届いてない  安部応援本って	Just like an elementary school! Shigeru Ishiba, the former LDP head is being bullied! He was the only one not being given the "Abe supporters' book". Abe supporters' book?
847	小学生並み！石破茂元幹事長が自民党内でイジメられている！“安倍応援本”がこの人にだけ届いてない  配った本の数といい怪しいよねえ…	They are acting like elementary school children. Former Chairman Shigeru Ishiba is being bullied in the Liberal Democratic Party. “The Book of Abe support” hasn’t been delivered to him only. It is suspicious how many copies were delivered though..
2422	小学生の頃に習ってもいない難しい漢字を何故かたくさん読めて親や教師からはすごいすごいと言われてきたけどあれから長い年月が流れて思う	When I was in elementary school I could read a lot of difficult kanji that I hadn't learned in school and my parents and teachers were always saying, "Amazing, amazing", but many years have passed since then.
3879	小川原湖湖面に大きな穴	A large hole on Lake Ogawara.
4175	小平奈緒、悲願の金！スピードスケートで日本女子初快挙！スピードスケート女子500m オリンピックレコードで勝利 • r/Olympics_ja  いや〜早かったね〜	Nao Kohira, Wishful gold medal! Japan women's first achievement in speed skating! Speed Skating Women's 500m Olympic Records victory • r / Olympics_ja~ so fast!
838	小悪魔系じゃなくて小悪魔だともっといい	Not like a devil, but actually a devil is a better.
34	「小林さんちのメイドラゴン」の巨乳キャラ・ルコアの航空学的効果に関する論文が出される	A theory about the aerodynamic effectiveness of "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid" giant breasted character Lucoa has come out.
4356	あ、小林製薬	Oh, Kobayashi Pharmaceuticals
274	小池知事が指摘、北朝鮮参加で	"Koike Yuriko's direction, North Korea's participation.
2443	小池都政のツケ…東京五輪を“人質”にゼネコンが条件闘争  小池もキックバック貰ってるんじゃね	Koike government's tab... Using the Tokyo Olympics as "hostage", the contractor is negotiating conditions. I'm sure Koike is receiving kickback as well.
3493	小池都政のツケ…東京五輪を“人質”にゼネコンが条件闘争  そもそも築地・豊洲問題にせよ、小池はゼネコンのまわし者だろがｗ	The Koike Tokyo administration's invoice... General contractors are fighting over terms using the Tokyo Olympics as a "hostage".Even with the Tsukiji, Toyosu issues, Koike is an undercover agent for general contractors  LOL.
967	小泉元総理「判断力がおかしい」	It was a voluntary operation, which means the falsification occurred without someone giving orders.
561	小泉元首相が原発ゼロ法案発表 安倍政権こきおろす  こいつも現役の頃は福一の冷却装置三種のうち一つはずしたり  耐震試験施設廃止したり工作員ばりの働きしてたよな	Former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi announces a Zero Nuclear Power Act.  The Abe administration belittles it.  When he was in power, he removed one of the three cooling systems, removed the earthquake resistance test facility, and acted like a saboteur.
746	「小泉八雲」で検索う！	Look up Lafcadio Hearn!
2779	小泉進次郎氏「日本は既存勢力に甘く、挑戦者に厳しい」  与党に甘く野党に厳しい	Shinjiro Koizumi "Japan is sweet to existing forces, but tough to challengers"  The ruling party is tough to the opposition party
4469	小渕優子の息子のクラスで学級崩壊	Odori Yuko's son's class collapses.
35	小渕優子の息子のクラスで学級崩壊	There was total chaos in  Yuko Obuchi's son's class.
35	小渕優子の息子が行く小学校なら学級崩壊して当然だろ	Any primary school class with Yuko Obuchi's son in it is bound to degenerate into chaos.
555	コンビニおにぎり小さくなる？ 減反廃止にらみコメ高騰  普通に考えれば減反廃止→供給増→価格下落ですけどね   まあ皆がブランド米作りたがるから、というのは聞いてますけども  業務米は結構先がある分野のようで、二極化してくのかなあという感じもするけど   極ってのも変なんだけど、分化かな  牛丼には牛丼向けの、カレーにはカレー向けの、オノギリにはオニギリ向けの米種というものがあるそうで、外食産業と組んだ米生産という動きがあるそうです   単に業務米=安い米ではなくて、用途別に分化していくのかなと   まあ外食産業は米を買い叩く方ではあるのですが発注量は安定的ですので手を組む旨味もあるんじゃないかなと   この辺は一物多価な牛乳とはだいぶ様子が違うなと  中長期的には米の家庭消費量の減少トレンドが厳しいのでしょうね  お米サブレもよろしくね！	Are convenience store onigiri getting smaller? Rice prices are soaring to stop depletion. If you think about it with common sense, stopping depletion→increases supply→price is reduced. I've heard that everyone wants to make branded rice, but the rice business is a field that seems to have a future, and I have a feeling that it might become polarized. It's strange that it's so extreme, but maybe it's specialization. It is said that there is a type of rice that's suited for beef bowls to be used in beef bowls, one that's suited for curry in curry, one suited for onigiri in onigiri, and it is said that there is a movement for rice production in cooperation with the restaurant industry. To simply say rice business=cheap rice is not the case, and I wonder if it will become more specialized by its usage. Well, the restaurant industry tends to buy up the rice but the amount ordered is stable so there may be an advantage in joining hands. In this aspect the situation is pretty different from milk, which has varied pricing. In the medium to long term the trend of reduction in household rice consumption must be tough. Don't forget about rice sable cookies!
409	ちんこ小さくなっていいから筋肉でかくしてえ  俺はちんこも筋肉もでかくしてぇ	Since it's okay for dicks to become small, my muscles will be big  Both my dick and my muscles are big
759	小説書いてみた。その2	I wrote a novel.
3319	小説書いてみた。その2  LLLはニュー速じゃないから	I wrote a novel. Part 2. LLL isn't NewSoku.
2538	小説書いてみた。その2  会話文だけで察するにカーラさんは少なくともガンタよりは  この世界に精通していることがわかるわけだ  ってことは、そういうキャラは後々ピンチになるのがお約束！  それが、ましてや金髪碧眼の女の子ともなれば……  その先は言う必要ないですよね	I wrote a novel. Part 2 concerns a conversation where Carla promises that she is more familiar with this world than Ganta, and they get into a pinch later! If that could be a girl with blond hair and blue eyes... You wouldn't have to say otherwise.
2933	ぼくも小説を書いた	I wrote a novel as well.
833	エロ小説書こうとするも童貞だからセックス中の女性の描写がまるでできなくて挫折する奴～ｗｗｗｗｗ	A guy who wants to write an erotic novel, but he's a virgin so he has no idea how to describe a woman during sex and is frustrated.
426	小説書いてみた  ①・・・や・・・・ではなく……で統一する。  ②！や？の後は一字空白を入れる。  ③「」の文末を句点で閉じるかどうかは統一する。  これをすると、していない文よりかなり読みやすくなる。	I tried writing a novel.  ① Unify using ・・・ or ・・・・and  .......  ② Insert a single blank space behind ! or ? .  ③ Unify whether or not you put a period after "" sentences.  If you do this, it will be easier to read than the sentences where you don't
4094	小説書いてみた  読みやすいし良いな  カクヨムはこういうの埋もれちゃうのか？	I tried writing a novel  It's easy to read and it's good  Is Kakuyomu buried in these kinds of things?
3749	小説や音楽の著作権、欧米に合わせ７０年に延長	Copyright for things like books and music, extended to 70 years matching that of the US.
3173	小遣い毎月５万て決めてるのであったら余裕で３年契約しちゃう	My allowance is 50,000 yen every month, so it shouldn't be a problem at all to do a three year contract.
2306	少し前までは国債買うだけの存在だったからね	A short time ago, they were in national debt and only known as purchasers.
2191	少女アイドルに熱中する日本	Japan idolises young female celebrities.
4497	少女アイドルに熱中する日本 「崇拝」か「小児性愛」か  一桁は少女じゃないだろ	Japan "worship" or "pedophilia love" is enthusiastic about girl idols. One digit is not a girl.
3027	少女終末旅行原作終わりそうで怖い	Girls' Last Tour seems to be drawing to a close and I'm scared.
2253	少女終末旅行の最終回か	So this is the last episode of "Girl's Last Tour"...
3958	少女終末旅行の頭部へのダメージシーンすき  弾力がいい	Damage to the head of a girl's terminal trip, Elasticity is good
4443	少年が死んでいる お尻から真っ赤な血が流れている どうやらレイプされ殺されたようだ この国でもはやこんな光景は珍しくはない ２０２０年 物価は高騰し 人々は餓え 憎しみ合い 親は子を殺し親は子を殺す ネズミ色の服をきた人々が半額弁当を奪いあっている 体を売って生きる 心を破壊された少女達 テレビではリベラルの仮面をかぶった司会者が隣の国がすべて悪いと解説している ２０２０年 １ドル１万９８００円 物価は高騰し 人々は餓え 憎しみ合い 親は子を殺し親は子を殺す 月のない闇夜 サザンクロスが赤く輝いている 死神が俺に語りかけてくる 「おまえの鍛えぬかれた拳は何のためにあるのだ」と  そうなんか   TIL	Young boy dead. Blood flowing from butt. Seems to be a case of rape and murder. These types of things are no longer rare in this country. In 2020 there will be a sharp increase in prices, people will starve, hate will grow, parents will kill children and children will kill parents. People in gray colored clothing will steal half priced lunches. Selling your body to survive. Young girls with broken hearts. On TV a moderator wearing a liberal mask will blame everything on neighboring countries. In 2020 one dollar will be 19,800 yen, there will be a sharp increase in prices, people will starve, hate will grow, parents will kill children and children will kill parents. Nights without moonlight. The Southern Cross will shine red in the sky. The god of death spoke to me and said, "What is the purpose of your strong hands?" Is that so? Today I learned.
2510	少なくとも『研究者は日本を選ばない』にしないとタイトルとしては意味が通らない	At least as long as "researchers are not chosen from Japan" the meaning won't pass as the title.
3176	就活、卒論の“敵”はＰＣ	The "enemy" of job hunting and graduate theses is the PC.
2102	就活ナビサイトの「学歴フィルター」ってどういう仕組み？ 元運営者に聞いた  まぁまぁ、家庭環境で差が出来るってのは間違いないと思うよ。   大学受験がかなりフェアってのは、例えば今の総理大臣は超絶ボンボンだけどアホすぎて東大ましてや早慶も入れなかったわけで、逆に普通家庭から地方の普通校出身東大合格も閉ざされているわけではない。   貧乏家庭でも十分に一発逆転の可能性があるって事を言いたいだけなんだよ。   まぁ、ここではUVもらえずDV食らう主張だけど。	How does "Academic background filter" works within the job hunting website? We asked the administrator Well, I definitely think that family situation makes difference. When you say university exam is fair, for example the current prime minister came from the extremely rich family yet he was too stupid to get into Tokyo University, Waseda University, or Keio University; on the other hand student from norbal family backgroun who went to normal school still has chance to get into Tokyo University. What I am trying to say, is that poor familu has a chance to turn things around. Well here this idea gets DV instead of UV though.
21	就職か進学かで話変わるねそりゃ	Depending on if I get a job or continue my education it will change.
1245	尻がぷりぷり	My butt is tender.
4026	尻  波の力って凄い	Butt  The power of the wave is amazing
102	ロリ尻良い……  はいBAN	A Lolita fetish butt.  ... Yes, ban it.
2903	ロリ尻良い……  えぇ……、	Loli butts are so good….
3474	尼の悪質業者かよｗ	Are you an typical evil company lol
3653	尿意を催す光線の方が汎用性高い	It would be more useful if it were a light beam that makes her want to urinate.
3223	尿管結石症治療のため	Receives treatment for kidney stones.
2137	イギリスのテレビ局も驚愕した日本の「国難レベルの人口減少」	English TV station also shocked at Japan's "national disaster level declining birthrate".
2685	イギリスのテレビ局も驚愕した日本の「国難レベルの人口減少」	English TV station shocked at Japan's "declining birthrate at national crisis level".
591	イギリスのテレビ局も驚愕した日本の「国難レベルの人口減少」  国難ではありません、計画ですよ	Even Britain's television bureau is amazed Japan's "National Crisis Level of Population Decline" It's not a National Crisis, it's all planned.
921	屁の鳥って言ってやれ（ﾌﾟｩｰ	Like a bird fart.
587	居酒屋タッチパネル	Izakaya's touch panels make it scary to order.
2295	デロリアン届いた😋	I arrived at the DeLorean 😋  I became smarter once again.
761	こえるのクッキー屋さん  あざとい	That cookie store you'll pass through is pushy.
1162	カレー屋ネパール人「二人前頼めや」	A two person reservation.
1660	「なんでも屋」は本当になんでもやってくれる!?	Will a "do anything" really do anything for you!?
1254	バイク屋案件だ	Now for the bike shop.
3760	アニメ屋さん「ハッピーエンドで終わったけど、大人気だし鬱展開満載の二期作ったろ！」	Anime company "It finished with a happy ending, but it was really popular.
117	アニメ屋さん「ハッピーエンドで終わったけど、大人気だし鬱展開満載の二期作ったろ！」 ← これ  やめて……	Anime makers  "Even though it finished with a happy ending, and it was really popular, we've made a second one full of depressing developments!"  ← This  Stop it
1265	アニメ屋さん「ハッピーエンドで終わったけど、大人気だし鬱展開満載の二期作ったろ！」 ← これ  これ本当にガチャ売るためだけに作っただけだったな  円盤大爆死して欲しい	Anime company "It wrapped up with a happy ending, but it was super popular, so let's make a second season with depressing events!" ← This. It was clearly only made to sell toys. I wish all the discs were blown up.
564	アニメ屋さん「ハッピーエンドで終わったけど、大人気だし鬱展開満載の二期作ったろ！」 ← これ  鬱展開入れただけで喜んじゃう頭中学生なの多いから仕方ないよね	Anime makers "Even though it ended with a happy ending, and it was very popular, the second one will be full of depressing developments!" ← This  There are many junior high school students with heads that will only accept the insertion of depressing events, so there's nothing we can do about it
2516	Ｆ１層には好評だが…「海月姫」温度差激しい視聴者の満足度  female 1x	Although it is popular in teh F1 layer.. "Princes Marine Moon" satisfaction level of audience with a temperature difference female 1x
1729	Ｆ１層には好評だが…「海月姫」温度差激しい視聴者の満足度	Yeah it's popular in the F1 class but... viewer satisfaction in Kuragehime is tempestuous.
873	山中元文科次官が取締役に＝ドワンゴ	Former Undersecretary of the Humanities and Sciences Yamanaka will be the chairman of Dwango.
1198	ほんとうにパラダイス山元さんは「公認」サンタクロースなのか？  会員制の餃子だのリモワ専門家だのウニモグ所有だの サブカル詐欺師みたいな感じはするなとは思っていた	Is Paradise Yamamoto the official Santa Klaus? I felt that they were like a dumpling membership scheme, a Rimowa expert, a Unimog owner and a Unimog scamster,
3922	ほんとうにパラダイス山元さんは「公認」サンタクロースなのか？  架空団体でっち上げて公認サンタ名乗っていた詐欺師がネトウヨ活動もしてたと  よくここまで下劣になれんな	Is  Paradise Mr. Yamamoto is "authorized" Santa Claus? As a fictitious organization that fake official authorized Santa said he was also acting netouyo often, awful enough.
2570	山口）カピバラ「こたつ小屋」でぬくぬく 徳山動物園  寒そう	Yamaguchi) Capybara is comfortably warm inside "Kotatsu hut" Tokuyama Zoo Looks cold
3924	山口敬之「パンツくらいお土産にさせてよ」 ⇦ フランス紙で紹介されてしまう  一つ疑問なのは、政治家ならともかく総理のオトモダチってだけで警察が露骨に手控えたりするもんかね  森友と加計の扱いの差とかも見てると徹底的に庇われる所にはエゲツない利害が絡んでる事が多いんで、その辺りにももっと切り込んで欲しい	Yasuyuki Yamaguchi "Let me make as a souvenir for pants" ←introduced in the French newspaper.  The question is that Prime minister's friends will not take the blatant out of politicians just because they are politicians. If you are also looking at the difference of Moritomo and Kakei, there are many things involving interests that are not unfair, so I would like further getting know about it.
1919	山尾を入れちゃったのがなぁ	Seems he's added Yamao into the mix...
4250	山本・前地方創生相が黒人差別発言	Yamamoto, former head of local vitalization makes remarks discriminatory toward black people.
4258	山本・前地方創生相が黒人差別発言 「何であんな黒いのが好きなんだ」 しかも言い訳がひどい  名誉白人気取りか死ね      同じカラードやんけ	Yamamoto, former head of local vitalization makes remarks discriminatory toward black people. "Why do you like those black guys so much?" Furthermore, his excuse is deplorable. Are you trying to act like an honorary white? Die. You're colored as well.
1263	山本・前地方創生相が黒人差別発言 「何であんな黒いのが好きなんだ」 しかも言い訳がひどい  リフレ派の星（笑）	Yamamoto, Minister of State for the Promotion of Overcoming Population Decline and Vitalizing Local Economy in Japan makes remarks discriminatory toward black people "Why do you like those blacks?" His excuse was even worse. The star of reflation (haha)
1250	山本太郎参議院議員「この日銀の調査をみて20代30代40代貯蓄ゼロが民主党時代よりもここまで悪化しているということに対して“少子化が困難だ”って、どの口が言ってるんだって自分で思いません？」2018.2.1参院予算委  一度でいいからマジで選挙の手作業集計+国連監視で自民がどれ位得票出来るのか見てみたい気はする。	House of Councillors member Yamamoto Taro "Looking at this Bank of Japan investigation, as for the problem of people in their 20s and 30s have zero savings being worse now than in the Democratic Party era, just who is saying that "the cause is the declining birth rate", don't you think so?" February 1, 2018 Budget Committee. Just once would be fine, but I feel like I'd really like to see just how much the Liberal Democratic Party spends on election costs and UN surveillance.
3157	山本太郎参議院議員「この日銀の調査をみて20代30代40代貯蓄ゼロが民主党時代よりもここまで悪化しているということに対して“少子化が困難だ”って、どの口が言ってるんだって自分で思いません？」2018.2.1参院予算委  最近は怪しいのは余りないけど、逮捕者がでた高松選管とか堺のとかは色々怪しい。	House of Councillors member Yamamoto Taro "Looking at this Bank of Japan study, the number of people in their 20s, 30s, and 40s with zero savings have worsened since the Democratic Party era, and though people say, 'Declining birth rates are a serious problem' I don't see it that way." February 1, 2018 Budget Committee. Recently there haven't been too many dangerous things, but with the arrests and such with the Takamatsu elections and with Sakai and all there are some dangerous things emerging.
4483	山本太郎議員の国会質疑に「安倍親衛隊」が発狂してます。	"Abe military force" is insulted in the Diet session of the Diet of Taro Yamamoto.
2748	山本寛インタビュー【前編】「クリエイターやファンを舐めた結果アニメが衰退した」  山本寛の発言見てると心底、宮崎、庵野に憧れてるんだなーと思う。  かれらに匹敵するオリジナル作品を自力で創り出す才能はないが。  可哀想なエピゴーネンだわ。	Interview with Yutaka Yamamoto [first part] . "Anime has declined as a result of its creators and fans getting looked down upon." When I see Yutaka Yamamoto's statements, I truly think he admires Miyazaki and Anno. Although he doesn't have the talent to make original works that rival theirs. What a pitiful imitator.
851	山本美月の画力 #rakugaki  いいじゃない	Yamamoto Mizuki's drawing ability #rakugaki not bad.
2927	山梨県人がイオンモールに足繁く通った結果ｗｗｗｗｗｗ(アフィ用)	This is the result of Yamanashi citizens going to Aeon Mall all the time lmao (affiliate use)
2927	山梨県民激震！スーパー「やまと」が自己破産申請へ	Shocking news for the people of Yamanashi Prefecture.
1210	山梨県民激震！スーパー「やまと」が自己破産申請へ 負債総額１６億円超 １０５年の歴史に幕  どこいな	Shocking news from Yamanashi Prefecture! The super market "Yamato" files for bankruptcy. Total debt exceeds 1.6 billion yen. The end of a 105 year history. That's the sticks for you.
4096	山Ｐが消える？石原さとみを捨てた代償は想像以上だった  山P色んな意味でヤバイな	Yama P disappears? The price of abandoning Ishihara Satomi was more than he imagined. Yama P is in an awful situation in various ways
3795	山田宏	Hiroshi Yamada House of Councillors member of the Liberal Democratic Party @yamazogaikuzo.
3112	山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  \\#netouyoporn	Yamada Hiroshi, Liberal Democratic Party Head of Councillors decision @yamazogaikuzo Now to get back on track. Interesting joke? Found it. "Germans invent, Americans produce, English invest, French design, Italians do PR, Japanese make things smaller and increase performance, Chinese use pirated versions, and Koreans claim things were theirs to begin with." What a wide world we live in!  \\#netouyoporn
3275	山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  あー、京大の人か、結構ひねくれた人多いからなあ   なら、それぞれの立場がくるくる変わっていくって意味だったのかな   こんなジョーク見つけたけれど、書いたネトウヨくっそ馬鹿ｗｗｗじゃねｗｗｗみたいな   そして現在寿司ポリスなんかで起源主張するJ	山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo\\nClosed topic. An interesting joke? I found one. “Germans discover, Americans make. British invest. French design. Italians do public relations. Japanese make a miniature model and improve performance. Chinese pirate it. Koreans claim to be the creators.” The earth really is round. What this a Kyoto University person? There are a lot of warped people. Does this mean that each person’s position is weird? I found this joke but I am the the right wing idiot that wrote it. Also, the sushi police are claiming to be the creators nowadays.
3217	山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  ２ｃｈにハマったばかりの人には２ｃｈ用語実社会で連発する痛いやつが一定割合で出るから仕方ないね	Liberal Democratic Party House of Councillors Yamada Hiroshi @yamazogaikuzo, returning to the topic at hand. I found a funny joke (?). "German people invent, Americans manufacture, English invest, French design, Italians do PR, Japanese make things smaller and more efficient, Chinese people make pirated versions, and Koreans claim they started it all." It really is a big world! There are a decent number of people who are hooked on 2ch who painfully use 2ch language out in the real world all the time, so what can you do?
1617	山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  今更すぎる  流行ってた頃なにしてたの？	Yamada Hiroshi, Liberal Democratic Party House of Councillors @yamazogaikuzo, returning to the subject at hand. I found an interesting joke (?). "Germans invent, Americans produce, English invest, French design, Italians do PR, Japanese make things smaller and more efficient, Chinese make pirated versions, and Koreans claim it all started with them." It really is a wide world! It's up next. What was going on back when it was popular?
2421	山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  キンペー「タイワンなんて国この地球上にないアルよ」	Yamada Hiroshi, Liberal Democratic Party House of Councillors @yamazogaikuzo, returning to the subject at hand. I found an interesting joke (?). "Germans invent, Americans produce, English invest, French design, Italians do PR, Japanese make things smaller and more efficient, Chinese make pirated versions, and Koreans claim it all started with them." It really is a wide world! Jinping "There isn't another country in the world as great as Taiwan."
4111	山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  自民党議員がネトウヨ系だと発覚するケース多過ぎて絶望する	Hiroshi Yamada Liberal Democratic @yamazogakuzo  An interesting joke?  I found it.  "The Germans invented, the Americans made the product, the British invested, the French designed, the Italians were PR, the Japanese became smaller, the Japanese became smaller, the Chinese made a pirate version, People assert their origins "Really, the earth is round!
3125	山登りにコットンの下着を着てはいけない理由	The reason you shouldn't wear cotton underwear when going mountain climbing.
1701	山登りにコットンの下着を着てはいけない理由	The reason you shouldn't wear cotton underwear when mountain climbing.
3125	山行くなら山用の下着買えって事だな	If you are going up a mountain, I guess you've got to buy underwear for use on the mountain.
3651	山陰新幹線の実現へ石破氏「単線も考えるべき」	Ishiba on the implementation of the Sanin Shinkansen "A single track should also be considered".
914	山頂ついた！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！	I arrived at the summit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1591	山頂ついた！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！	I made it to the top of the mountain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4254	岡三マン他乗り遅れた株クラがネガキャン頑張ってるよ	The Okasanman's missed stock manipulation smear campaign is fighting hard.
4326	岡山の大森さん	So just a picture is fine.
1300	岡山の県庁で会える奴なら最高や。	It's merely a conversion error coincidence  It would be great if this guy could meet at the Okayama prefectural office
3079	岡山駅前に群がる特攻服姿の中３ 恒例化「ど派手に卒業祝いたい」： 主要： 岡山エリア： 山陽新聞デジタル｜さんデジ  チャリでこけて頭縫ったことがあるから思うけどマジヘルメット大事	The high school freshmen who always gather in front of Okayama Station wearing typical delinquent clothing 「I want to celebrate graduating with a bang」: Principal：Okayama area: Sanyo Shimbun Digital | I've tripped with a さんデジ チャリ and had stitches in my head so I'm pretty strongly minded about how important it is to wear a helmet
3048	岡本光博が「ドザえもん展」開催。あのキャラクターの「水死体」で現代の著作権問題に切り込む  これはいかんでしょ	Mitsuhiro Okamoto opened the 「Doraemon Exhibition」.  The 「drowned corpse」of that character cut into modern copyright issues.  This can't be good.
2850	岡本光博が「ドザえもん展」開催。あのキャラクターの「水死体」で現代の著作権問題に切り込む  あのくそSGT	Mitsuhiro Okamoto opens up a Dozaemon exhibition. Showing the character Doraemon's drowned body, this cuts deep into today copyright problems. That shitty SGT
1419	岩田日銀副総裁：物価は２％上昇から遠い、投資家は日銀の金融政策を理解していない、予想より円高進行  まだまだ円安ですよ	Bank of Japan vice president Iwata: commodities are far from a 2% increase; investors do not understand BOJ's fiscal policy. Strong yen proceeds beyond expectations. The yen is still undervalued, make no mistake.
4131	岸氏「謝罪します」	Mr Kishi, "I forgive".
951	島の備品「山分けしようと」 松前小島窃盗 北朝鮮船員が説明  ？？？「貴様等全員韓国送りだっ！！！」	Island equipment "to split it down the middle"  Theft in Kojima  North Korean sailor explained ???  "I'm sending all you bastards to Korea!!!"
3544	バリ島アグン山、警戒レベル最高に	Bali’s Mount Agung is on high alert.
2191	「崇拝」か「小児性愛」か	Is this 'worship' or 'paedophilia?
1656	嵌るけど取れない人体の恐怖	The fear of a body getting stuck and not being able to be pulled out.
280	嵐・桜井さん父、電通執行役員に 内部統制機能を強化  これ息子抜きにしても普通に天下り案件じゃないのか？  元事務次官が不祥事起こした直後の会社に入るのをどのマスコミも批判しない国ってヤバすぎだろう	Father of Sakurai (Arashi) becomes executive officer of Dentsu and strengthens internal control function. Is it just not golden parachute even without considering his son? It would be too messed up in this country that any media does not criticize him moving into the company right after the former secretary general caused a scandal.
3627	ドワンゴ川上氏、代表取締役会長を退任	Dwango Kawakami, steps down as head representative director.
2390	川上量生:代表取締役会長CTO → 取締役CTO  降格じゃん	Kawakami Nobuo: Representative director president CTO → Board member CTO. Is that a demotion?
736	川内原発：１号機の燃料集合体１体から放射性物質漏れ	Sendai Nuclear Power Plant: Radioactive leak from one unit of the fuel assembly for reactor 1.
2595	｢川崎｣ほど今の日本を体現している町はない  まーたすぐ都会を日本の代表にさせる	There is no town that embodies the present Japan as much as "Kawasaki" Again straightaway making the urban city the representation of Japan
3399	｢川崎｣ほど今の日本を体現している町はない  鶴見市場 通過〜   八丁畷 通過〜   京急川崎 通過〜   六郷土手 通過〜   雑色 通過〜   京急蒲田 通過〜   梅屋敷 通過〜   ソ〜ラシドレミファソ〜ラ〜  ヒュイーンヒュイーンヒュイーン	There's no city that currently represents Japan as much as "Kawasaki"  Passing though Tsurumi Market~ Passing through Hatchobori~ Passing through Kyushu~ Passing through Keikyu Kawasaki~  Passing through Rokugodote~ Passing through Zoshiki~ Passing through Keikyu Kamata~ Passing through Umeyashiki~ So~La Si Do Re Mi Fa So~La~ Hyuii Hyuii Hyuii
948	『ルポ 川崎』リバーズエッジから見る日本の未来  書いてある情景で言ったら西成なんかよりディープだわ	Through “Reportage Kawasaki,” one can see Japan’s future from the river’s edge. When talking about the scenery written in the book, it sounds deeper than Nishinari.
3338	「（川端容疑者は）女性に会うため、ほぼ毎日車を運転してセンターに通っていたようだった」	"He (suspect Kawabata) drove almost everyday to the welfare center to meet a woman."
333	川谷絵音「病的なのは週刊誌でなく世間」	Enon Kawatani: "What's sick is the world, not the tabloids."
91	川谷絵音「病的なのは週刊誌でなく世間」  「不倫ガー」というヤツは小室哲哉にも石を投げつけろよ	Enon Kawatani "A society without weekly magazines is abnormal"  A guy known as an "immoral gar" is throwing stones at Tetsuya Komuro
2279	川谷絵音「病的なのは週刊誌でなく世間」  流石ワーナーパワーに守られてる事に気づいてない     勘違いロキノン系は言うことが違うな    長渕は最近少し番組で触れられたけど   桜井はなかった事にされてるから有名になればどんなに劣化しても     曲書かなくても   有名税でファンネルがアンチがーの免罪符の一言でJの国民性では    大半が押し切られて、会社が出なくても勝手に潰してくれるから平気平気	Enon Kawatani: "What would be weird is a world without tabloids." Of course the don't realize it's being protected by One Power. ROCKIN' ON JAPAN is misunderstood, what they said wasn't that. Nagabuchi is starting to appear on TV recently, but if he gets famous for Sakurai not being there, no matter how bad his quality gets, even if he stops writing music, the price of fame will be funneled through choice words of excuse. Since the majority of countries that breed people with traits like that overcome adversity, even if they don't make a company, they will easily crush us. It's fine, we're fine.
3688	川谷絵音「病的なのは週刊誌でなく世間」  うーむ   週刊誌は売れるから作ってるだけで悪くない、病的なのは世間の方だってこと？   公器には公器としての自覚が求められると俺は思うけどな 世間をただ反映させるばかりではなく、世間を作る側でもあるんだから	Enon Kawatani: "Society is the one that's diseased, not the tabloids." Hmm, does he mean that the tabloids aren't in the wrong because they're just putting out what sells, and society is the one that's actually morbid? I think a public institution should be more aware that it's a public institution. It's not just reflecting society, it also has a role in swaying society.
119	川重と空自もあるよ！	Head office apologizes for unforeseen situation.
3115	ミャンマー・ラカイン州で仏教徒の集団が暴動、警察の発砲で7人死亡  ビルマ族 → ラカイン族 → ロヒンギャ とかいういじめシステム？	Buddhist uprising in Rakhine State, Myanmar, seven dead from shots fired by police. Is this a bullying system that goes Bamar people → Rakhine people → Rohingya people?
1959	巡視船発注したら…重すぎて速度出ず 納品断念 川崎  川重がやらかしたのかとおもた	I ordered a patrol boat... but it was too heavy and couldn't reach a high speed, so I declined the delivery. I think Kawasaki and Kawashige were responsible.
3171	バイアグラ工場の煙で村人みんな“元気”	Townspeople all feel "energized" from smoke coming from Viagra factory.
3532	ノーム・チョムスキー・マサチューセッツ工科大（ＭＩＴ）言語学名誉教授、金禹昌（キム・ウチャン）高麗大名誉教授など国内外の知識人９８人が『帝国の慰安婦』訴訟に関連し、韓国で学問・思想・表現の自由が脅かされたという声明を発表した 日本からは大江健三郎氏、上野千鶴子、深川由紀子、の和田春樹。カン・シンピョ仁済大名誉教授「一部の団体が慰安婦被害者をあおって自分たちが持つ権力を乱用しながら、社会全体が朴教授１人を集団的に非難することになった」  チョムスキーが生成文法理論を唱えたのが1950年代で20代のころ  これは天才ですわ	Noam Chomsky is a professor at Massachusetts’ MIT Technology School, honorary linguistics professor, and \\nhonorary Kim Uchan professor. 98 people from in and out of the country participated in the “Imperial Comfort Women” lawsuit saying that academic freedom and freedom of speech were threatened in South Korea.   From Japan we have Kenzaburo Ooe,  Chizuko Ueno, Yukiko Fukagawa, and Haruki Wada. Honorary Jinsai University professor Kang Shinpyo said the following: “a portion of an organization creates waves over comfort women victims. All of society is criticizing one professor while we go wild with the power that we hold.”\\n\\nChomsky chanted the Generative Grammar Theory when he was in his 20s in the 1950s. He is a genius.\\n
1635	左のやつ、写真写り意識してそう	The one on the left, it looks like she's aware of the camera.
477	なんで左からでも右からでも大丈夫なんだ？	Why is it okay whether from the left or the right.
2382	なんか左手怖いん	The left is kind of scary.
1795	左からセックス腹パン結婚	From the left, Sex腹パンMarriage
640	これは巧妙なステマだな	This is clever stealth marketing.
2589	巨乳あるある  むちゃわかる	Things that happen with big tits I so understand
3232	巨乳の女の子がめっちゃおっぱい揺らしながらラブライブの音ゲーやっててすごい	Awesome.
2895	カーネルサンダースの巨大人形が貼り付いた夢に出てきそうなテントをKFC公式が販売  カーネルおじさんならまぁ…あのピエロだったら泣いてたかも。と思って画像見たら想像より不気味だった何これ怖い	KFC officialy sells a tent with a huge doll of Colonel Sanders attached that you'd think would only exist in dreams. "Oh well, Colonel Sanders is still okay... I would have cried if it was that clown." is what I thought until I saw the how creepy it actually was from the image, this is scary.
1209	巨大な荷物かご付き自転車で3週間を過ごしたら、交通の「スマートな未来」が見えてきた  広い車道か歩道がある所なら使えるけど   私が住んでる所じゃ使えないな	After three weeks of using a bicycle with a gigantic basket for carrying things, they can see the "smart future" of transportation. If there's a wide lane or a sidewalk you can use it, but where I live it wouldn't be usable.
3802	チーズ  巻きすに乗ってるのに驚き	Surprised that cheese is on a sushi mat.
2002	ＮＹ市場 ダウ一時1000ドル以上値下がり  すげー下がっててビビる  一応、米金利上昇がきっかけなのだろうけど、そこから米株下げのつながりがいまいち分からない   米金利上げ＋円高の組み合わせも謎な動きだし、今の相場はほんと難しい	NY Market Dow Temporarily falls by more than 1000 dollars and is getting worse for the time being, It seems that the rise in US interest rates is the starting point, but the combination of the rising US dollar and the appreciation of the yen also makes it a mysterious move, from which we do not know the connection of US shares so unprecedentedly, speculation is difficult at the moment.
1340	市立図書館長「鬱だ氏のう」	Gloomy'.
9	市議なら発言に責任持って、逃げないで	If you are a city councilor then you have to take responsibility for your words and you shouldn't just run away.
2358	さいたま市議「首つって死ね」	Saitama City Council "Hang yourself and die."
1340	さいたま市議「首つって死ね」	Saitama City Council withdraw 'nodding and dying' insults and apologise.
4050	市長が記者に「殺すぞ」と発言 兵庫 西宮  権力て。	The mayor told reporters "I'm going to kill you"
2886	布団の中から出たくない  わかる！かわいい！さむい！！	I do not want to leave the futon! I know! It's Cute! It is cold!
100	布団の中から出たくない  絵凄い良いね   歌ってるバンドの名前凄いと思ったらそういう事なのか   えらい	I don't want to leave the futon  This picture is incredibly good  I thought the name of the band singing was awesome, is it that sort of thing?  Great
2847	布団類を干すのが面倒で寝袋（気温5℃下推奨）を買ってきた俺、暑すぎて死亡	Getting sick of airing out futons, I bought a sleeping bag recommended for temperatures under 5℃.
2970	布団類を干すのが面倒で寝袋（気温5℃下推奨）を買ってきた俺、暑すぎて死亡	I bought a sleeping bag (recommend one below 5℃) because drying a futon is a pain, but now it's so hot I feel like I'm going to die.
3420	希望の党、大西健介氏「首相のバンカー転倒動画を削除依頼したか」 政府答弁書「事実はない」  下級の忖度ってこと？	Hope Party, Kensuke Oonishi "Have you been asked to delete the prime minister's bunker falling video?"  Government's answer letter "There is no fact"  Is that a subordinate's guess?
2935	希望があるとすれば、それはプロールたちのなかにある！(白目)	If there's any hope left, it's in the Prowls (Hah)
262	希望者殺到きょう配布終了も	Flood of people wanting them, distribution complete.
4257	ぼくの席の左後ろのあたりから時折ぽちゃんという水音がするのだが  あっ	Every now and then I get a whiff of perfume from the left and back of my seat, ah.
2455	ぼくの席の左後ろのあたりから時折ぽちゃんという水音がするのだが  後ろは壁で左は窓だよ	Sometimes I hear a dripping sound somewhere behind me towards the left, but behind me there is a wall and to the left of me is a window
4216	メチャメチャ帯電したオチンポで高速ファックすればサンダーセックスできるのでは？	Does it make thunder sex possible if it fucks at high speed with choked penis?
629	メチャメチャ帯電したオチンポで高速ファックすればサンダーセックスできるのでは？	If you charge your dick a lot and fuck super quickly then maybe you can do thunder sex?
826	やっと帰れたのか	Finally made it home?
4187	帰ってきたえろはちゃん	I came back Erochan.
406	もう帰ったで	I just left
3689	きょうは🚕で帰ってきたよ。	Today I came home on a 🚕.
3234	はぁ、帰って乳首オナニーしてぇなぁ〜 家出て行く前にしてたけど、イクまでしてなかったし  頭フェリシアってワードすこ	Ah, I want to go home and play with my nipples~ I did before I left the house, but not so much that I came.  Atama Felicia, what you words are amazing.
2527	「帰るとこ、なくなっちゃった」 少女がこぼした家族の終わり  お巡りさんこの男です！	"When I came home, they disappeared" a young girl spilled the end of the family, police officer, it is this boy!
652	「帰るとこ、なくなっちゃった」 少女がこぼした家族の終わり  お役所は動きがおっせーから、世の中には児童養護施設から巣立つ若者向けの自立支援基金というものが存在する   寄付する側としてはパッと見どこを選べばいいのかよく分からんという問題があるが、最低条件として寄附金控除の対象になるものが宜しい。国税がカネの流れを抑えてるからドンブリ勘定の適当運営ができない(ぽっぽないないすれば即バレてガサ食らう)。更に言うと財務諸表を詳らかに公開し、真面目にマメに活動状況を報告してるところなら尚宜しい   そういう所には安心してカネを突っ込める	[When I got home, I disappeared]\\n\\nGirls leave broken homes.  In some council offices, there is a fund set up under the auspices  of the Child Care Foundation to help children leave home. It is called the Independent Support Fund.  From the donors' point of view it is difficult to know what to choose, but donations are deductible, which is a good thing.  Because the money comes from taxes, slapdash accounting is not permissible. Anyone who tries will be discovered and investigated.  Detailed financial statements need to be publicly available, including status reports.  This means you can donate money with confidence.
3569	「帰るとこ、なくなっちゃった」 少女がこぼした家族の終わり  その条件全部満たしてる夫婦、日本に何組くらいおるんかな	“I had nothing to come home to.” It was the end of her family. How many couples are there in Japan that satisfy all those needs as husband and wife?
190	帰りの電車で隣にJKすわってきてん	On my ride home, a junior high student came and sat next to me.
46	帰りの電車で隣にJKすわってきてん	On the train home, a schoolgirl came and sat next to me.
2467	常に弱者や被害者の視点に立って物事を見て配慮するのは人権社会になくてはならないもの	Constantly viewing things from the stance of the victim is something that is necessary in a human society.
3637	常に枠使おうとか貧乏性もいいとこ	Always using frames, it's a poor mentality.
4360	常に枠使おうとか貧乏性もいいとこ	The poverty mindset where they always use the frame is great too.
3032	常用で1%切る健全さだし	If you cut your daily use by 1% then you are fully healthy.
2891	常磐線快速の車内で女性が出産、一時運転見合わせ  は？迷惑だろ   子供にとっても感染症リスクがあるし真似させたらいけんわ	Is it possible for a woman to give birth in the Tokiwa Line rapid car for temporary drive premises? It's a bother to other people, even for the child there is a risk of getting infectious diseases.
1056	幕府にバグを直訴したら死刑らしいぞ	If you complain about the error directly to the shogunate, it seems like its the death penalty.
3700	干し姉に見えて恐怖を覚えた	I got scared because I read that as dried older sisters.
2310	しごとがないから、つくえふいてる  そういう干され方の可能性	I don't have any work to do, so I'm wiping my desk  The possibility of being deprived of work in such a way
995	平凡な50代おっさんと不倫する、20代女性の胸のうち « 女子SPA！  まさにうらやま死刑	What is in the heart of a woman in her 20s who commits adultery with a normal man in his 50s << Female SPA! I think she should be punished but I'm also jealous.
3177	「ノーベル平和賞」だから何をしてもいいってわけでもねえだろ	It's not like you can just do whatever you want just because of the "Nobel peace prize", right?
927	平和賞受賞の喜び、日本各地でも	The recipient of the Peace prize celebrates this joyful occasion with a number of ceremonies throughout Japan.
1329	プリキュアは、平均15分50秒でラスボスを倒す	Pretty Cure defeats Rasubosu in an average of 15 minutes 50 seconds.
1955	平均年収186万円…日本に現れた新たな「下層階級」の実情	Average income of 1.86M JPY...the reality of the new lower class in Japan.
3064	平均年収186万円…日本に現れた新たな「下層階級」の実情	Average yearly income 1.86 million yen...
274	「平壌五輪になりつつある」	"This is turning into the Pyongyang Olympics."
3008	すでに平幕相手に５敗	Already suffered five defeats to rank and file wrestlers.
113	レタスは平年の1.7倍	The yearly average for lettuce rises by 1.7 times.
1165	「平日は居酒屋、休日はゴルフ」会社に尽くす「いい人」の末路  今日は外出する気が起こらなかった  そして少女終末旅行の6巻が届き、内容に涙した	'The pub on week days, golf on weekends'  The end of the road for the good company worker? I didn't feel like going out today.  Six issues of Girls' Last Journey have arrived.  I cried over the stories.
3588	平昌五輪、下町ボブスレー土壇場で不採用の真相	PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games, truth behind the last minute Shitamachi bobsled rejection ~ "You can ignore the opinions of the 'Abe blamers'" "Shitamachi P was planning on using the Olympics as a stepping stone to expand business.
2961	平昌五輪、下町ボブスレー土壇場で不採用の真相 ~ 「『アベノセイダーズ』の意見は無視すればいい」「下町Pは、あくまでオリンピックを手段に、事業の拡大を目的とするものである。一方、ジャマイカ連盟の目的は、世界大会やオリンピックでの勝利だ。このすり合わせができていなかったとしたら、責任は双方にある」  この手の大手とか名の通ってるメディアで、ネットスラング使われるの本当に不快   フジテレビでも「いわゆるブーメラン」とか、報道で言うんだよ   ワイドショーとか、報道系バラエティですらなく、報道で   マジクソ   自らリテラレベルに落ちてくる大手に、そりゃリテラの存在感が相対的に増すわとしか思えない	Truth of the last minute rejection of the Shitamachi Bobsleigh at the PyeongChang Olympics. "You can ignore the opinions of Abe supporters." "The Shitamachi project was nothing more than a way to expand business by using the Olympics. On the other hand, the Jamaican Federation was trying to win at the world competition and the Olympics. Since this compromise couldn't be met, the blame lies with both sides." I really don't like how major companies and media outlets are adopting net slang like this. Fuji Television also said something like, "The so called boomerang". You're supposed to be professional journalists. Talk shows are one thing, but using words like that on the actual news is just shitty. By falling to Litera's level, major companies are just making Litera look better by comparison.
4061	【平昌五輪】メインプレスセンター前に“謎のオブジェ”  強そう。	[Pyongyang Olympics] "mysterious object" in front of main presenter, looks strong
131	平昌五輪 ガーナのスケルトン競技選手フリムポンさんを御覧ください（なお本日の競技で30人中30位だった模様）  なんという筋肉…。	Take a look at Flinton, Ghana's skeleton competition player at the Pyeongchang Olympics (Ranking 30thout of 30 in today's competition).  What muscles...
4384	「平昌の突風」でほぼ全員転倒、批判の声も	Almost all of them knocked down by "Pyeongchang wind gust", critical voices.
3030	平昌で「米日VS南北」の戦いが始まる	The "US and Japan vs. North and South Korea" battle has begun in Pyeongchang.
2248	平昌で「米日VS南北」の戦いが始まる  すげえな、日本が関わることで米を先に付けるとは...   あ、感想全文以上です。	A battle of "America and Japan vs North and South Korea"  has started in Pyeong Chang. Japan getting caught up in this and having America go first... Well, those are all of my thoughts.
3819	いや、平昌オリンピックと関係あるのは知ってるんだけどね…	I do know that it's related to the Pyeongchang Olympics...
1366	平昌ではジャンプの高梨沙羅が標的に…五輪選手への道徳押しつけバッシングの異常！ 今井メロや國母和宏が心境告白  ジャンブのイモトアヤコとして大人気だったのに叩かれちゃうのか	In Pyeongchang, jumper Sara Takanashi's target...   The abnormality of bashing moral rules imposed upon Olympic athletes  Mero Imai and Kazuhiro Kokubo confess their state of mind  She's mature as a jambe Ayako Imoto, but will she get beat?
3025	１５年ぶりなまはげ	First Namahage (people dressing as demons) in 15 years.
310	８０年代のバンコックでも”眼力”で強引に渡るテクがあった。	In the 80's people just used to stare at the driver and aggrresively start crossing the crosswalk in Bangkok.
4463	もう１年以上経ってると思ってた。	I thought it was already over a year.
282	３７年も休眠のエンジン動く 太陽系外の米探査機ボイジャー  そういう人材はNASAとか航空機設計いったり  空母の中で制服縫ったり兵器作ってるから	The engine idle for 37 years moves  U.S. space probe Voyager outside the solar system  Because that kind of NASA, etc., personnel is designing aircraft, sewing uniforms inside of aircraft carriers and making weapons
1954	モナコイン 年初から600倍以上 2000円になる  仮想通貨安いの1万ずつ買っとけばどれか暴騰してくれそう	MonaCoin climbs 600x since start of year, reaching 2,000 JPY. Buy various cheap cryptocurrency in 10,000 JPY increments and one might hit the jackpot.
4260	年初から600倍以上	Risen more than 600 times its value since the start of the year.
3071	１００年前、英で大論争の「妖精写真」 名大で企画展  今みると、紙のイラスト切って貼ったように見えちゃうな	The art that spurred huge controversy 100 years ago in England, 「Cottingley Fairies」.  Looking at it now, it looks like someone cut out a picture book and pasted it on paper.
807	年収1000万円超の人が持つ財布に特徴「年収200倍の法則」が存在？	Features of a wallet owned by those with an annual income of over 10 million yen, is there really a "Income 200 times rule"?
1654	年収は100万円に届かないのに｢配慮｣ばかり	Even though his yearly income is less than 1,000,000 yen, he has nothing but "consideration".
3539	年収350万円でも年間100万円貯金！ 年収別・貯まる人のお金の使い方！家賃は手取りの1/3以下！スマホは格安SIM!食費・娯楽費・交際費は毎月一定に！  極端な話生活費使い切って贅沢しても収支が黒なら収入いくらでもいいんすよね  ずっとそうなることはないから貯金するわけで	Even though my annual income is 3,500,000 yen, my annual savings is 1,000,000 yen.  This is the way of using money for people that find it hard to save! My rent is less than a third of my savings! My smartphone uses a cheap SIM card! My food expenses, entertainment expenses, and dating expenses are at a fixed rate every month! As long as I am not in the red, it doesn’t matter if I become luxurious with my spending. It also doesn’t matter how much I make. I can’t keep this up forever so I am saving.
4172	年収350万円でも年間100万円貯金！ 年収別・貯まる人のお金の使い方！家賃は手取りの1/3以下！スマホは格安SIM!食費・娯楽費・交際費は毎月一定に！  いやぁきついっす（素）	Save up 1 million in a year, with an annual income of only 3,5 million! By annual income・how to use money to save up enough! Rent is less than 1/3 of net income! Cheap SIM! Food expense・pleasure expense・entertainment expense fixed amount in every month! No, that's too hard (simple).
3201	『年取ったな～と感じる瞬間』あるある50選  49番目でちょっと胸が熱くなったのに  結局保険の宣伝でガックリ	"That moment when you feel, 'I've gotten old.'" I know that feeling. 50th. On the 49th I was pretty emotional, but in the end I was crestfallen at the insurance advertisement.
1375	『年取ったな～と感じる瞬間』あるある50選  多すぎだがあるある	"That moment when you feel old"  There are 50 different choices  There are too many
2462	やっぱ年取ると相当どうでもよくなるみたい	Apparently it's true that as you grow older it becomes incredibly unimportant.
2237	１７年の実質賃金、２年ぶりマイナス	When comparing real wages over 17 years, these have gone down in the last 2 years when adjusted for inflation.
3184	じゃあ年寄りの解釈拡大して40歳から年金くださいよ～	Well extending the explanation of the elderly, please give me a pension starting at 40.
3276	２０１８年、将来の夢がある新成人は、過去最低の54％	The percentage of new adults having a dream in 2018 is at an all time low of 54%.
865	ゆく年くる年	One year leaves and another year arrives.
3899	アベノミクス５年 広がる格差/大株主上位３００人 資産２．７倍に/「家なき労働者」の一方で  意訳：カモってやるから有り金出せや	Abenomics 5 years spreading inequality / top 300 largest shareholders asset increased 2.7 times / / 'homeless workers' Translator: Because we do ducks, you have to give us all the money
1771	ドムドムハンバーガー６年ぶり新規出店 厚木と浜松に  マックが潰れる→ざまぁ   ドムドムが潰れる→悲しい   何故なのか	Domdom Burger opens its first new restaurants in six years, in Atsugi and Hamamatsu  McDs is collapsing → DomDom is collapsing → So sad   Why is this?
4329	年明け早々うんこ出るなど	Already in the new year poo is coming out, etc.
1531	ＧＤＰ、２８年ぶり８期連続増	GDP, first time in 28 years to see increase 8 terms in a row.
496	年末のあらびき団の、くっきーのネタ見たい	The Prime Minister responded, “good morning.” I want to see information about Kukkii whom was shown on the end of the year episode of Arabikidan (variety show).
2756	年末年始だしメンサのIQテストしましょ	It's the end of the year so let's take a Mensa IQ test.
2944	年末年始だしメンサのIQテストしましょ	Why not take Mensa's IQ test to start off the New Year?
1748	年末年始はどこのインターネッツで過ごすの？	Which internet will you spend you New Year's Holiday on?
865	年末感ある	You can feel the end of the year.
2927	１０５年の歴史に幕	105 year history ends.
4038	アキラさんからのお年玉か[](#b2)	Otoshidama from Akira [] (# b 2)
3911	あけましておめでとうございます。年賀状です。  いぬだ！	Happy New Year. it's a card. It's the dog year!
2222	年賀状きたことない	I've never received a New Year's card.
1010	アホ「年賀状は手書きで郵送が一番！	Idiocy.
1424	年賀状、投函日にご注意！	Note the date when you post New Year's postcards!
328	まだ年賀状書いてない	I don't write New Year greeting cards any more.
3356	まだ年賀状書いてない  来年書こう	I still haven't written the new year's card  I'll write mine next year
136	“年金100年安心”データ→老人も女性も皆働くことが前提	"Safe annuity until 100 years old" data → All elderly people and women working is a prerequisite.
680	年金も75歳からやしどうすんの	What are people supposed to go about pension money after they hit 75 years old?
136	インパール年金	Imphal annuity.
1554	年金シミュレーションしたら即死亡レベルでわろた	I almost laughed myself to death at this pension simulation.
2506	年金強制徴収、滞納１３カ月から７カ月へ対象拡大  GPIF儲かってるなら全部それで賄えよ  アベノミクスで儲かってるんでしょ？	Pension forced collection, delayed from 13 months to 7 months, if GPIF yields profits then lets have everything be that way in Abenomics and have them yield profits too?
2023	幸福の科学を扱ったドキュメンタリー映画、公開へ＝教団は訴訟予告で中止要求  駅前にそこそこでかい集会所ある新興宗教に誘われて行った事あるけれど、まあよくわからなければ異様な光景ですね   修行したとかなんとかって教祖様の写真がどでーんと飾られてて、要領を得ない話ですごいってことになって、みんなでお経みたいな呪文唱えだす   でもそこで天命を受けたんだよね   日本人は全員こういうやつらなんだってわかったんだよ   とりあえず無料だし、行った事無い人行ってみると良いよ	A documentary film about the Institute for Research in Human Happiness is being released. The religious organization has pressed charges and demanded that the film not be released. I've been invited to the giant meeting hall of this new religion several times while in front of the train station. If you don't really know about it, it's a strange sight. Their training or whatever it is consists of decorating pictures of their founder, their pitch was nonsensical and crazy, and they didn't chant any mantras, but there I received God's will. I realized that all Japanese people are like them. Anyways, it was free, and I want everyone who hasn't gone to try it out.
2404	アルコールは幹細胞のDNAに不可逆なダメージをもたらすと判明	Proof that alcohol causes irreversible damage to stem cell DNA.
4085	アルコールは幹細胞のDNAに不可逆なダメージをもたらすと判明  酒飲んだら腕が4本映えてきたり   おっぱいが3つになったりするのか	Its been discovered that alcohol has an irreversible damage to DNA.  I drank some sake and now i can see four arms, and the breasts turn into 3
4354	幼女に向かって打つとノーパンになる光線発射ぁぁ！！！  いやぁ…スースーするよぉ…	A laser beam that makes little girls pantiless!!! Uhh... It's breezy...
3653	幼女に向かって打つとノーパンになる光線発射ぁぁ！！！	A light beam that takes off underwear when you shoot it towards a little girl!!!
3052	幼女に向かって打つとノーパンになる光線発射ぁぁ！！！	Launch the beam that, if it hits a little girl, will result in her not wearing underwear!!!
3653	幼女は結局ノーパンになるだろうし	Little girls would end up with no underwear on in the end.
1753	幼なじみがバッタの恋愛ゲーム「クリーチャーと恋しよっ！」がSteamで世界に発信されてしまう なお、レビューは好評  土と唾液をコネコネしたものを詰めてる	The "Love with creatures!" game of my childhood friend who loves gasshoppers has been released to the world on Steam.  It has received good reviews. Full of things that connect soil and saliva
121	幼なじみがバッタの恋愛ゲーム「クリーチャーと恋しよっ！」がSteamで世界に発信されてしまう なお、レビューは好評  なんで昆虫なのに胸あるの	A game of romance with a grasshopper from your childhood "Creature Romances: Kokonoe Kokoro" is released worldwide on Steam  Furthermore, reviews are positive  If they're insects then why do they have breasts?
3873	幼稚園で園児が薬物を投与され被害の訴え相次ぐ、警察が教員逮捕 北京  [先日、Rにもスレが立ってた北京の幼稚園で園児が針を刺されたり薬を飲まされたりした虐待事件、デマの可能性 被害届のあった女児には検査で異常なし 。肛門裂傷とか言ってたコメもあったよね？ : newsokur](/r/newsokur/comments/7gcj2i)	Police arrested faculty in a series of accusations of children drugged in kindergarten. Police arrested a teacher in Beijing [Recently, abusive cases in which a child was stabbed with a needle and got drugged in a Beijing kindergarten. In the thread in R, Possibility fake news. There is no abnormality found in the examination for the victim girl. There were also a comment saying it was anal lacerations : newsokur] (/ r / newsokur / comments / 7gcj2i)
2359	幽体離脱	Out of body experience.
4272	オフィスでもＢＧＭのニーズ広がる	Even at the office there is a growing need for background music.
2175	オフィスでもＢＧＭのニーズ広がる	Need for background music grows even in the office.
503	「広告」フレアをつけたのはよい判断	The advertisement has been likened to a flare.
3310	ネット広告が売れない！電通の思わぬ受難  ステマすればステマ   それも得意でしょ	Internet ads aren't selling! Dentsu's unexpected suffering. Why don't you try stealth marketing. You're good at that too aren't you.
59	やっぱ広告屋って糞だわ	God damn ad agencies are responsible.
1383	そのふざけた広告とフリー画像を外せ	Please remove  the ludicrous ads and free images.
548	モンゴルに広まる日本不信 地元紙記者「モンゴルではよくあるけんか。なぜこんなに大げさに扱うのか」「土俵上で日本人が勝てないのでモンゴル人が締め出されたと考える人が多い」  中世Jランドですまぬ   すまぬ	Distrust of Japan spreading in Mongolia  Local Newspaper Journalist "There's so much fighting in Mongolia. Why exaggerate it so much?" "Many think Mongolians have been excluded from the Sumo ring because the Japanese can't win"  Sorry for Japan Land being stuck in the middle ages, Sorry
2681	モンゴルに広まる日本不信 地元紙記者「モンゴルではよくあるけんか。なぜこんなに大げさに扱うのか」「土俵上で日本人が勝てないのでモンゴル人が締め出されたと考える人が多い」  モンゴル人の頭みんな割れてる説	Japanese mistrust spreads to Mongolia. Local newspaper reporters "In Mongolia there are fights like this all the time. Why are people acting like it's such a big deal?" "Many people think that because a Japanese person did not win the Mongolians are being excluded." Theory about smashing Mongolian heads.
2831	広範囲で大雨のおそれ	Chances of heavy rain in a wide area.
389	広範囲で気温上昇 ところによって３月下旬から４月上旬並みの暖かさ 雪崩や落雪に十分注意  外暖かいの？	Temperatures to rise extensively  Average warmth from the end of March until the middle of April according to location  Take precaution against avalaches and snowslides  Is it warm outside?
3566	「アラサー」が広辞苑に載らない理由  アラサーの姫	The reason why the word “Arasaa” (around 30) isn’t in the Kojien dictionary \\n  \\nThe princess that is around 30 years old.
2839	「アラサー」が広辞苑に載らない理由  もう聞かないなあアラサー   おっさんは不滅だけど	A woman that's around thirty won't listen to the reason. Older women are immortal, though.
1073	床に何かを敷かないと凹みそう	If there's nothing on the floor I think I'll get depressed.
451	【フィギュアスケート】序盤に首の後ろのホックが外れ、上着がはだけるも２位でフリー進出	[Figure skating] The hook behind her neck came loose at the start, and she slid into second place with her jacket open.
1374	底の方に居る生き物を食べるのは止めた方が良いよ	], so its best to avoid eating anything living on the bottom.
1442	底辺共をどこまでいじめれば死ぬのかな実験だろ	Must be an experiment to see how far they can bully the lower classes until they die.
1483	「店員を人間扱いしない」傾向は、ものを安く買おうとする人ほど強いことが明らかに  セールで買えないと死ぬ層だから	The tendency to "not treat retail workers like people" is that it is obvious that people that cannot buy things on sale act like they will die because the degree in which people want to buy things cheaply is strong
3293	いや、店がさすがに情報弱者かネットの無い貧困層のためにしかないのでは	Regular stores are for the uninformed and poor people without internet.
1540	店潰した後見越してだろうなぁ	This is probably going over well with the owners of failing stores.
254	店舗、急速にヒトからロボットへの置き換え進行…アルバイトの働き口減少か  ロボット輸出で雇用増やそう   もう間に合わないんだろな	Stores are rapidly replacing human workers with robots... Will the number of part time jobs available decrease? Let's increase employment by exporting robots  I guess we're not good enough anymore, huh?
3842	ぼったくり店、アプリが表示…手口や被害内容も : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  隠れ和民も載せてほしい	Overpriced stores, showed in an app ... Synthesis and Damage Contents: Society: Yomiuri Shimbun (YOMIURI ONLINE) I hope the hidden people will also be posted
1261	コスト度外視で品質優先で他社と技術面で鎬を削るような時代は電気自動車の普及で（一般向けは）終わるんだと思う	I think the era of companies disregarding cost and putting a premium on quality as they battle other companies for technological supremacy will end (for the general public) with the spread of electric automobiles.
1097	ケモ度が高めならロリを半裸でアニメにしても大丈夫という綱渡り…ッ！	If they increased the rate of animal transformation then saying that it would be OK for the lolis to be half naked in the anime is walking a tight rope.
283	ふたご座流星群見に行くか悩む	I am worried about seeing the Gemini meteor shower.
3088	建造材って委託で艦隊適当に組んでも高確率で持ってくる割に値段が高いんだよね	Building materials are actually pretty expensive even if you build them to exactly match a naval fleet.
554	弁当屋「twitterの企画でとんかつを1円で売り始めたけど、みんなとんかつしか買わなくてつらい」  万札出したらお釣り9999円もらえるじゃん！	Bento shop "Following twitter's plan, we started selling tonkatsu for 1 yen, but it hurts us because everyone only buys tonkatsu"  If you pay with a 10,000 yen bill, you can get 9999 yen back as change!
2357	弁当足りんのやが明日の朝食用に買ったパンたべてもいいかな？	The lunchbox isn't enough, so I wonder if it's okay to eat the bread I bought for tomorrow's breakfast?
2931	テクノロジーの弊害？ 鉛筆をうまく使えない子どもが増えていると、小児科医が警告  ペンタブに慣れたら紙で描く気がしないしそもそも字とかキーボードでええやんとか思う   図形とか装飾とかはhtml/css/svgでやるしjs使えば便利なのいっぱいあるしね	Adverse effects of technology? Pediatrician warns more and more children can't use a pencil. If they are used to using a pen tablet, they aren't going to want to use paper. Besides, aren't keyboards good enough for writing? Graphics and decorations are done in html/css/svg anyway, and js is convenient for a lot of things too.
1675	ホーリーマミさん引いたで	I got a Holy Mami.
1582	引取は再来週なんよ	The deal starts the week after next!
2459	引き受け手なければ安楽死	If they didn't accept, the cat would have been put to sleep.
3440	引退	He was probably in the consolation mood after being exiled by Japan.
1395	引退結婚出産復帰でここからが本番	It's like life starts after retiring, getting married, having a child, and returning to work.
179	引退者から見た「艦これ」について	A retiree's view of "KanColle".
3055	「弟の夫」佐藤隆太＆把瑠都でドラマ化、LGBTテーマに描かれる家族の物語	「My Brother's husband」 made into a drama with Ryuta Sato&Baruto, a story about a family that is depicted with an LGBT Theme.
3765	「弟の夫」佐藤隆太＆把瑠都でドラマ化、LGBTテーマに描かれる家族の物語	"My Brother's Husband" Sato Ryuta & Baruto star in the TV remake, a story showing life at home with an LGBT theme.
1924	ドラマ「弟の夫」メインビジュアル解禁、ドラマ化記念した原画展も開催決定  コレジャナイを一切感じない再現度      これは見たい	Main visuals for the TV drama "My Brother's Husband" now released. To celebrate the drama's release, plans to exhibit original cels from the comic. Perfect replication of the style of the original hits the mark, doesn't feel "off" like other remakes. Would love to see this one!
2435	弟が風邪をこじらせて入院したんだけど  パパ「お前の車はいつ車検から戻ってくるんだ？」  ぼく「遅くても来週の火曜日までには返せるって言われたよ」  パパ「へぇ…」  ３分後…  パパ「車はいつまでかかるんだ？」  ぼく「火曜日には戻るって」  パパ「ふんふん」  ３分後…  パパ「車はまだか？」  ぼく「火曜日」  ママ「しつこいわね！以下略」  っていうのも先週あった	My little brother made his sickness worse and he was hospitalized.  Papa: 「When will your car come back from the vehicle inspection?」Me: 「They told me that they should have it back to me by next Tuesday」Papa: 「I see...」3 minutes later, Papa:「When will your car come back?」Me: 「It should be back by Tuesday」Papa: 「I see, I see」Three minutes later, Papa: 「Is the car ready yet?」Me:「Tuesday」Mama: 「You're persistent! See the following」That happened last week.
2629	弟が風邪をこじらせて入院したんだけど  パパ「お前の車はいつ車検から戻ってくるんだ？」  ぼく「遅くても来週の火曜日までには返せるって言われたよ」  パパ「へぇ…」  ３分後…  パパ「車はいつまでかかるんだ？」  ぼく「火曜日には戻るって」  パパ「ふんふん」  ３分後…  パパ「車はまだか？」  ぼく「火曜日」  ママ「しつこいわね！以下略」  っていうのも先週あった	My little brother's cold got worse and he had to be taken to the hospital. Dad: "When will your car get back from being inspected?" Me: "I told you that I'll get back next week on Friday at the very latest." Dad: "Really...?" Three minutes later... Dad: "How long will your car take?" Me: "I told you, I'll get it back Tuesday." Dad: "Hehe." Three minutes later... Dad: "Your car still isn't ready?" Me: "Tuesday." Mom: "You're persistent! The rest is ommited." That was my week last week.
2239	弟が風邪をこじらせて入院したんだけど  パパ「お前の車はいつ車検から戻ってくるんだ？」  ぼく「遅くても来週の火曜日までには返せるって言われたよ」  パパ「へぇ…」  ３分後…  パパ「車はいつまでかかるんだ？」  ぼく「火曜日には戻るって」  パパ「ふんふん」  ３分後…  パパ「車はまだか？」  ぼく「火曜日」  ママ「しつこいわね！以下略」  っていうのも先週あった	My younger brother's cold got worse and had to be taken to the hospital. Papa: "When will your car be back from inspection?" Me: "I was told that I'll get it back next week on Tuesday at the latest." Papa: "Really..." 3 minutes later... Papa: "How long is your car gonna take?" Me: "I told you, it'll be back on Tuesday." Papa: "Hehe." 3 minutes later... Papa: "Your car still isn't done?" Me: "Tuesday." Mama: "Stop pestering him! Omitted" That's how the week before was.
3715	ぼく弱い	I'm weak.
2869	張本勉強でも日本一「１に健康、２に勉強」卓球は？  凄いね   1は健康か。健康大事だもんな	Harimoto is No.1 even at studies,  "1.Health, 2. Studies" How about Table Tennis? Amazing. Health is number 1, right? Health is important.
2862	張本勲氏、イチローの日本球界復帰に難色「荒らされます」 : スポーツ報知  ダイエーとか阪神とかよりは中日のほうがありそう	Mr. Harimoto Isao 's reluctance to return to the Japanese ball world looming that "It will be devastated": Sports broadcasting. Chunichi will be better than Daiei or Hanshin
2140	強そう	Seems strong.
1442	強制徴収対象拡大へ	Expanding those subject to compulsory levies.
3339	どっかから強大な意向が入ってこないとここまで変質はしないと思う	I don't think it would degenerate to this level without strong intentions from somewhere.
4263	強ければ生き弱ければ死ぬ	From the beginning this world has been survival of the fittest.
4084	強くなりたい…!(絶望への反抗)	(despair)r I wanna be strong (rebel against despair)
3576	ガセだろうとアクの強いネタに頼らざるを得ないのでは	Therefore, they have no choice but to rely on bad sources that are probably lies.
4366	当局が捜査へ	Our department will investigate.
1661	当時の芥川賞は二作とも読んだなぁ	I read two of the Akutagawa Award winners from then.
1485	これは当然やっているだろｗ	It's more ww.
3061	当然『V!勇者のくせになまいきだR』をやるんだよな？	Of course I'm going to play 『V!勇者のくせになまいきだR』
4413	当然稀勢の里も使えなくなりますます弱体化	Is that okay?
4386	当然それわかってて裁量労働制どうのこうの言ってるはずだが	(Of course for those doing it in addition to their main job there is a danger of too much overtime.)
4035	モノに当たらないでください  そのうち親父刺すでしょこれ	Please do not strike a thing, or my father will be stabbed soon
1658	ブラ形の黄金パッドで金塊密輸図った女３人、職員に胸を硬さを気づかれて逮捕 北海道  金アマルガムにしておけば軟らかいと思ったが  他にも方法はあるだろうし、そこまでせんでも思わないでもない  こういう密輸は日本の消費税を狙ってやっているようだ  他所では金にそういった税をかけている国は少ない  日本で売れば消費税分だけ上乗せしてカネをもらえ、  その金をまた輸出すればタマが不足することも無い	Three women attempt to smuggle gold in the shape of a pad concealed in a bra, the hardness of their breasts was noticed by an employee and they were arrested. If they'd gone with a gold amalgam then I think it would have been soft, but there are probably other methods, and while I wouldn't think of stooping to this level, it seems like the smuggling was because of Japanese consumption tax. There aren't that many countries where that kind of tax exists. If they sold it in Japan they'd be making extra money for the consumption tax portion, and by using that money for further exports they'd have no lack of future funds to use.
1730	チタンに彫って数万年後に残そうぜ	Carve them into titanium and preserve them for tens of thousands of years.
1697	アズリムは影が美しい	The recommended n selection, from before virtual Youtubers became popular.
3032	アヘンの影響で法体系がおかしくなってるから無理だろうな	Japan likes Scandinavia so you'd think there's a chance they'd learn from this... but, due to the effects of opium the drug laws are a mess so it's probably impossible.
90	グローバルビジネスへの影響なんか無い	Whether it is on the right side or left side, there is no influence on business.
3205	「彼女がほしいが処女じゃないと絶対に嫌だし大人の女はクソ。だからロリコンになった」という同人漫画の一コマがTwitterで話題に。  女の方に感情移入して可哀想だから   男性受けの性癖に   走るっていう話はよく聞くな      まあ、幻想である   処女信仰もロリ信仰も   持ってないから   別にええんやけど	"I want a girlfriend, but she absolutely has to be a virgin, adult women are trash. That's why I became a pedophile." That one panel doujin manga was trending on Twitter. You often hear about how there is empathy for women and it's pitiable, and it continues in order to satisfy male fetishes. Well, it's an illusion. I'm not into virgins or kids, so whatever, I guess.
1076	クリスマスイブ、みんなの彼女、まほしょ召喚！\\フォン/	On Christmas eve, summon magical girls, everyone's girlfriend!
2049	クリスマスイブ、みんなの彼女、まほしょ召喚！\\フォン/  まほしょは俺のペットだから	It's the Christmas Eve. I'll summon mahosho who is everyone's girlfriend! \\vwon/ Mahosho is my pet.
829	彼女ってすげーな フェラもしてくれるし パイずりもしてくれるし  風俗の方が自由度高そう	She is great. She gives me blowjobs and titty fucks me. I seem to have more sexual freedom with sex industry girls.
1480	彼の醸し出す雰囲気の小物感は凄い	The powerful air of insignificance that follows him is amazing.
2731	往復ビンタ  やってる側の涼しい顔	The calm face of the person slapping around someone.
2600	ピアスの後ろ側どっかに落とした  おしゃんてぃ	Dropped the backing of earring somewhere Fashionable
1504	ピアスの後ろ側どっかに落とした  夢にまで観た甘い夢	I had a nice dream until I saw a piercing back fall somewhere
837	その後全身骨折で死にますね	Afterward I'll break every bone in my body and die.
2888	この後米軍に戻って公務中の無免許事故起こしたらどうなんの？	After this, what happens if he returns to the US Army and causes an unlicensed accident under public service?
2689	その後に規格を正規に変えればいいだけ	After that they can just correct the standard.
4437	それぞれが従来なら内閣が一つ飛んでた不祥事	Up until now each one of them would have been a huge cabinet scandal.
655	従来より本当手軽になったよね	Recently, I offhandedly played some Mario Kart 8 matches online, and it really is simpler than ever before.
2660	御成敗式目「偽の書類を作った者は所領を没収する。領地を持たない者は流罪とする。庶民の場合は顔に焼き印を押す。頼まれて偽造文書を作った者も同罪とする」  安倍は硫黄島に流罪  昭恵は私人なので顔に焼き印	The Formulary of Adjudications (Goseibai Shikimoku) "A person who has made a false document will forfeit his domain. Those who do not have dominion shall be banished. Common people shall have their face branded. Those who requested the false document(s) shall also be branded." Let's banish Abe to Iwo Jima. Since Akie Abe is a private individual, let's brand her face.
1331	御成敗式目「偽の書類を作った者は所領を没収する。領地を持たない者は流罪とする。庶民の場合は顔に焼き印を押す。頼まれて偽造文書を作った者も同罪とする」  【悲報】今の日本、中世以下だった	Feudal justice system\\n\\nAnyone forging a document shall have their land confiscated.  Landless people shall be banished. For common people, their face shall be branded. Those who requested a forged document shall be subjected to the same punishment.  \\n\\nDisturbing report. Japan is now worse than during the Middle Ages.
1762	御犬様にも好き嫌いってあるんだ。	Dogs also have their likes and dislikes.
3446	キルミーベイベーは復活するんだ	"Kill me baby" is going to resurrect.
1469	デジカメ復調 インスタ映えで商機、７年ぶり出荷台数増  うせやろ...	Business opportunity of recovering digital cameras in the age of instagram, Shipment volume increased for the first time in 7 years, it must be a lie...
3028	徴用も慰安婦も無かった(或いは酷い扱いではなかった)と主張したいならせめて現在進行系では慎ましくしてろよ、率直に言ってバカ丸出しだろ	If you speak so directly your stupidity shines through for all to see.
3421	エンジニアしてたけど心折れた  おへやにかんづめしがちな業界だから仕方ないよね....	I've been working as an engineer, but my heart is broken  Because it's an industry where you're often confined to a room, it can't be helped....
231	だいたいの心理系の資格。心理学検定取るわ	I'll become certified for psychology.
639	心細そう	It seems so helpless...
1351	ﾏﾏﾝのﾏﾏﾝもそんな心配をしていたのかもしれない…	When I saw 'Da da da'.\\nMaman's maman maybe had the same concerns.
3057	必死に掘った結果出てきたのが、自費と自分の時間を使った出会い系バー通いだけ	As a result of digging around desperately, I found that he goes to a meet and greet bar regularly on his own time and expenses.
1235	必殺仕事猫	Deadly work cat.
695	えっちなアニメに必ずいる石上静香とか言う声優	These questionable animations invariably star voice actor Shizuka Ishigami.
2921	「しつけが必要、妻は殴れ」発言の議員が謝罪	Members of the diet apologize for "Discipline is necessary, beat the wife."
3334	むしろマイニング必須な分だけ不換紙幣より実体あるんじゃ論まである	I have a theory that because it requires you to mine it, it actually has more substance than fiat money.
177	ゲルマン忍法	Geruman Ninpou.
228	きたないさすが忍者きたない	As expected, a dirty little assassin.
4208	忍者の「リアルな一面」外国人に発信「ステレオタイプでなく新鮮」「伝統文化を正しく外国人に伝える」  日本人の考える忍者もニンジャだろ	Ninja's "Real side". Foreigner say "It is fresh rather than a stereotype". "Communicate the correct traditional culture of  ninjas to foreigners". What the Japanese think are ninjas are ninjas as well.
3662	「忖度」「ビットコイン」etc.	"Sontaku" "Bitcoin" etc.
689	クレーマーに忖度してるなぁ	Must have been to ingratiate yourself with Kramer.
4386	だれに忖度してるんだろ	They must be aware of that when talking about flexible work hours, but I wonder whom they are referencing.
2696	ファミマ“忖度御膳”にも	And the "Sontaku Gozen" from Family Mart as well.
2059	ファミマが「忖度御膳」数量限定発売	Family Mart has launched "Flattering Lunch Box" on a limited number.
967	忖度などではなく、ただの政治腐敗ですよね	It isn't a conjecture, it's just corrupt politics.
2058	｢忖度疲れ｣で追い詰められる人の精神構造	Psychological mechanism of people who are feeling overwhelmed from flattering too much.
805	忖度できないと謎のスキャンダルで追放されるから志願者居なさそう	Without sontaku (assumptions) they'd be run off by scandal, so there probably aren't many who'd want to do it.
4236	志位質問に暴言ヤジ	US Army accident.
2384	もそんなのもう忘れたなぁ	Ah, I'd forgotten about that.
1662	パスワードは忘れてしました	I forgot my password.
1187	ぼくが忘れててもぼくの中のぼくが傘忘れんときやって教えてくれる  実際働いてるのはぼくじゃなくてぼくの中のぼく	Even if I forget, I taught my inner self not to forget my umbrella. It is not me that is actually working. It is my inner self.
1363	みんな忘れてるかもしんないけど殴られたのもモンゴル人だよ	Everybody might have forgotten, but the one who got hit was Mongolian as well.
4402	このままじゃあかん…なんとかしなきゃ…なんとかしなきゃ…  いざ応募しようとしても躊躇しちゃう	Can't go on like this... gotta do something... gotta do something... even if I were to try to apply, I'm hesitating.
4317	それ応用して俺にも中国語教えて	Use that thing to teach me Chinese.
2252	応用情報処理受かってるマンだよ  だね   ぼく今回AP受けるの初めてだったけど，午後の問題数減ったおかげもあって，FEよりも簡単に感じた	I'm the data processing practical application man! Yeah! This is my first tame taking the applied information technology engineer examination. There weren't as many questions when the afternoon rolled around, and  I felt like it was simpler than the fundamental information technology engineer examination.
1017	めっちゃ快適そう。eスポーツの現場で生まれた分離型ゲーミングキーボード  基本的にデバイスは消耗品で交換が必要になる  そうなったときにこういうイロモノは既に絶版になっていたりして入手困難な場合が多い  なので結局無難な形のを慣れて使うほうが手間が少なかったりする	That looks comfortable. It is the removable gaming keyboard made by E Sports. It is basically disposable so replacements are needed. When that happened, colored articles went out of print so finding one became difficult. Therefore, it will probably be less of a pain to get used to a casual form.
3409	怒らないで聞いてね	Listen without getting mad, okay?
2017	これ怖いね	"huh, what?"
3701	メルカリ怖いからムリ	Mercari's scary so I can't use it.
3074	怖い。ちゃんげ	So scary
3712	怖すぎ	Too scary.
1637	これでなんとかなると思えない	I don't see how this could somehow work out.
3330	それはほんまに思うｗ	I feel this LOL.
1656	なんでごろごろしてるのと思ったら…	I just thought things were rolling along...
4304	これはいいと思う	I think this is good
2059	ねらーとかスイーツ()よりチョロいだろって思ってた	I thought it was easier than 2 Channel users or Japanese girls.
1921	スマホでぶんなぐったのかと思った	I thought the article meant they hit him with their phones!
1485	そうとしか思えないｗｗｗ	www.
336	いかなごで思い出した	I've remembered.
177	キョンシーブームの思い出	Memories of the Jiangshi popularity.
1189	あれっと思ったのが南房総狙い目じゃね？って	Is the aim the Minami Boso?
1096	ふさふさマウスかと思ったら宝毛マウスだった	I thought it was a fluffy mouse but it was just a mouse with a long, white hair.
2325	と、思ったら実写だった衝撃	I was wondering if the anime was really all that bad when I found out it was live action and was shocked.
1012	それを思えばこのインターネット時代、いつでもみんなですごろくできるじゃないか…勿論ちょっといま用があってスグというわけじゃないが、まぁいずれそのうち暇を見つけて体調のいい時に…ゴホンゴホン…	Thinking about that, now with the internet everybody can play games together at any time... Of course right now I have some things to do so I I couldn't play immediately, but before long I'll have some free time, so when I'm feeling good... cough, cough...
4029	と思ったら皮膚炎にはイヌが効くのか	If dogs work for dermatitis?
3373	思い立ったが吉日というし、新年に始めるのは幸先良いかも	They say there's no time like the present, and starting on the new year may be a good omen
3302	と思ったら違ったw	I thought so until I drank it.
347	ビットコイン急落、日経平均は2万3000円で足止め  そこで増えなかったら国内消費完全に息してない状態だし	The Bitcoin fell steeply.  The Nikkei average stabilised at 3000 yen.  If this hadn't gone up, domestic consumption would have been completely stifled.
2238	性の6時間、始まる  生め！増えろ！	Six hours of nature, start. Give birth! Multiply!
209	ドイツの「スマート性具」に脆弱性	Vulnerabilities in German smart sex toys found.
4017	ストーリー性のある夢を見たぞ  最後冷静になっててわろた	I saw a dream with a story formed and I was calm finally w
2517	ぼく「こんな性悪女、処女じゃねえんだからどうでもいいだろ？」	Me "such a wicked woman, it doesn't matter because you're not a virgin, right?"
3309	もう性を振りかざして生きている人に会いたくない…	I don’t want to meet someone that brandishes their personality around...\\nIs it part of the plan to have a woman to try to coax into doing something?
3777	性根から腐ってる	They are rotten to their core.
4466	性欲には勝てなかったね	They couldn't beat their libido.
3138	「性欲が最強」「水を一生飲まなくても平気」 知られざる生物の驚きの生態  カンガルーネズミは生息環境の北中米の砂漠の開発で絶滅が危惧されてるらしい(´・ω・｀)	"Strongest sexual desire." "Fine without drinking water their entire life." Surprising ecology about animals that is unknown. Due to development of the dessert in North Central America destroying its habitat, the kangaroo rat is in danger of extinction. (´・ω・｀)
2739	性欲を食欲に例えてロリ物規制を問うツイートが話題に	A tweet that compares sexual desire to hunger and argues against restrictions on lolicon is trending.
2070	性欲を食欲に例えてロリ物規制を問うツイートが話題に	A tweet that promotes a ban on child porns is going viral.
205	性的に無防備なスカートを強要される女性差別	Sexual discrimination against girls wearing having  to wear revealing skirts.\\nIts a step towards freedom from men determining what is feminine.
3949	性的に無防備なスカートを強要される女性差別 男の作った女らしさという抑圧からの解放への一歩 女子の制服にスラックスも「固定観念から解放」平塚の中学校  伝統を理由に差別を擁護とは右翼そのもの   人権の時代にそんな理屈は通用しないよ   伝統は人権の上位にはないの   人権を侵害する伝統は人権の名のもとに無くしていく時代なの	Women discriminated against by subjection to sexually defenseless uniform skirts  A step in the right direction away from discrimination caused by men  Slacks for girls' unforms "Liberate us from stereotypes" Hiratsuka Junior High School  Using tradition as a basis to defend discrimination is the defining trait of the right wing  Such reasoning does not apply in the era of human rights  Tradition does not take precedence over human rights  An era of eliminating traditions that violate human rights
4343	性行為に及ぶ前に男は女性から明確な同意を得ることを義務付ける法案を承認	A bill has been approved that obliges a man to obtain clear agreement from the woman before starting sexual acts.
1599	性行為に及ぶ前に男は女性から明確な同意を得ることを義務付ける法案を承認	A law where sexual intercourse between a man and a women require clearly stated consent have been passed.
138	怨念がおんねんで	A grudge is a grudge.
232	怪我してない分マシに見える（）	Better if it doesn't hurt.
3313	なんか怪しい菓子屋から菓子買った	I bought snacks from a suspicious looking snack store.
59	なぜ、そしていつ、クリスマスは恋人たちのものになったのか？	When, and why, did Christmas become a holiday for lovers?
2174	恋人ができたらどうなるかシミュレーションしてみたんだけど実家暮らして恋人いる生活厳しくない？  あー   俺は部屋離れてたからそんなにないけど、何回かは言われたことあるそれ	I tried a simulation to see what it'd be like if I found a girlfriend, but isn't having a girlfriend tough when you're living with your parents? Ah, I have a separate room so that's not really the case, but I've had people tell me that several times.
762	恋人に振られた人に伝えたいこと  まぁ、そうだよね。  でもぼくに選択する権利があったとして、魅力競争でその人以外を選ぶ気がしない。  それだけ最強なら、もはやその人が選んだ人が神なのでは	Something you want to say to someone who has been dumped, well. But if you suppose that I have the right to chose, then in terms of a contest of attractiveness I don't want to chose anybody else. If that feeling alone is strong, then the person who chose that person is a god.
844	恋愛豆知識  オッス♡	Love making trivia, what's up.♡
3358	恐竜が絶滅したのは花が咲いたから  fukaseの歌詞にありそう	Dinosaurs died out because flowers bloomed  It seems to be in fukase's lyrics
125	恐竜が絶滅したのは花が咲いたから	The dinosaur destroyed it because a flower bloomed there.
4422	恐竜が絶滅したのは花が咲いたから  裸子植物しか食べられない大型恐竜は衰退したってのはありそう。  味とか違うのかね？あるいは恐竜には被子植物が毒だったとか？  （人間は平気な食物でも、犬猫はダメってのそこそこあるし）	The dinosaurs went extinct after flowers bloomed. It seems possible that large dinosaurs who could only eat gymnospermous plants went into decline. I wonder if the taste was different? Or maybe angiosperm plants were poisonous to dinosaurs? (After all there are a decent number of food which are fine for humans but which dogs and cats can't eat.)
4121	恐竜が絶滅したのは花が咲いたから  読んでてNスペ見てる気分になった   面白い	dinosaurs are extinct because the flowers blossomed. funny
3592	恥ですよあいつら	How shameful they are.
123	マスクして息苦しそうにしてれば体調悪そうに見える	\\nIf I wear a mask and I appear to have difficulty breathing, then my physical condition will look poor.
3813	息か血液だぞふつう	It's usually with breath or blood.
2300	恵方巻き、早くも大量廃棄 店頭に並ばないケースも…  本社「おかわりもあるぞ＾＾」	Ehomaki sushi, quickly disposed of in mass quantity. In some cases not even displayed at the store... Company "Well, everything has an end ^ ^"
3608	ゆるさねぇ！！恵方巻きに縁起も歴史もバレンタインよりねえじゃねえか！！  私の純血をかえせ！	This can't be allowed!! Ehomaki doesn't have the meaning or history of Valentine's Day!! I want my purity back!
1434	悔しいからゴミコインでも買うわ	It sucks, so I'll just try buying some trash coin to feel better.
1630	「悪いフェミニスト」と反発され	Called a "bad feminist".
1389	悪役顔やなあ	A sinister face.
4016	ガチャは悪い文明	Gacha is a bad civilization
643	悪用への迅速で公正な対処を目指し	It aims for swift and fair process.
1542	ぼく悪くないのに謝ると悔しいじゃん！！(小学生並)	(Acting like an elementary school student)
1197	悪質クレーム	A complaint made by someone with a bad personality.
3895	悪質クレーム	malicious complaint.
2084	悪質業者の顧客名簿、活用進まず 自治体、情報流出を懸念  顧客^(カモ)の名簿なんて悪用される予感しかしない	A municipal government is concerned about the information leak after trying to make good use of a list of clients that fraudulent dealers created. I can only imagine a negative use for a list of clients (easy prey).
1674	「おしっこのキレが悪く、頻尿」 そんな人の末路  ジワァ	The fate of people that can't finish peeing and are frequent urinaters.
1228	ここまで悪そうな鬼はあまり見かけないな笑	You don't often see ogres this bad haha.
382	【悲劇】機械学習によるアイコラ動画作成サブレ	[ tragedy] Making Aikora video sables by machine learning.
881	【悲報】19歳男性「母子家庭なので家計を助けるためプロゲーマーになる、20歳で1000万稼ぎたい」  CSのプロとかは4歳とかからやってるしね	[Sad News] 19 year old man "Because I come from a fatherless family, I will become a pro gamer, I want to earn 10 million yen by the time I'm 20 years old" He's done things like CS pro from the age of 4.
522	【悲報】2019年から12月23日は平日に、政府が「二重権威」回避のために検討という的外れ	[Tragic] Starting in 2019, December 23rd to become a working day, the government makes misdirected judgment in order to avoid "dual authority."
3065	【悲報】2021年から気温が下がり始め、30年に氷河期に突入する！	「Sad News」By the year 2021, the temperature will start to drop, and by 2030 we will enter another ice age!
3595	悲報	Sad news.
3886	悲報	Sad News.
2634	【悲報】カードキャプターさくら、クソアニメをパクる	【Sad News】A shitty anime is ripping off Card Captor Sakura.
1042	【悲報】不信感が蔓延する日本 勤務先への信頼度は28か国中最下位、メディアへの信頼度も下から3番目  そりゃー絶賛衰退中の斜陽国家ですし	[Sad news] People in Japan are losing confidence. Trust in their place of work is at the lowest among 28 countries. Trust in the media is in the 3rd lowest area. It is a land of the setting sun with trust in a decline.
2977	【悲報】がっこうぐらし、実写映画化決定	Sad news: School Live live action film announced.
213	【悲報】新垣結衣、まとめブログの読者だった	[Sad news] Aragaki Yui was a reader of summary blogs.
1421	【悲報】新垣結衣、まとめブログの読者だった	Tragic news: Yui Aragaki is a reader of digest blogs.
2442	【悲報】新垣結衣、まとめブログの読者だった  田中将大のステマとか   すぎやまこういちがアレだったりとか  のガッカリの類か	【Tragic news】Yui Aragaki was a reader of the blog.  It was a stealth marketing maneuver for Masahiro Tanaka.  It's a disappointment, like when Koichi Sugiyama was that.
2086	【悲報】新垣結衣、まとめブログの読者だった  バッキー？（難聴	"Sad news" Yui Aragaki was a reader of Matome Blog? Bakki? (difficulty in hearing)
3633	【悲報】１月から一斉値上げ！サンマ缶は８０円アップ、電力７社も料金増！家庭用小麦粉なども  そしてなぜか他社も追従	[Sad news] Sudden price increase from January! A can of pike up by 80 yen, 7 energy companies also raise rates! Same with wheat flour for home use, and for some reason other companies follow suit.
626	【悲報】１月から一斉値上げ！サンマ缶は８０円アップ、電力７社も料金増！家庭用小麦粉なども  スタグフレーション（３周目）	[Sad News] From January,  there will be a simultaneous price mark up!  Pacific Saury will increase by 80 yen, electricity and fares will also increase. Items such as private use flour will as well, stagflation ( week 3)
4445	【悲報】１月から一斉値上げ！サンマ缶は８０円アップ、電力７社も料金増！家庭用小麦粉なども  ありがてぇ アベノミクスの果実 頬張り咽び泣く	[Sad news] Across the board price hike starting in January! A can of pike up by 80 yen, seven electric companies also increase rates! Flour for household use, too. Well that's great. The fruits of Abenomics. Filling your mouth and crying.
309	【悲報】１月から一斉値上げ！サンマ缶は８０円アップ、電力７社も料金増！家庭用小麦粉なども  アベノミクスの極限修行が始まるよ  極限修行はたのーしー極限修行はたのーしー	[Sad news] Prices go up across the board in January! A can of Pacific saury up 80 yen, seven electric companies also raise rates! Also flour for home use and more. The true limits of Abenomics begin. The true limits are fun, the true limits are fun.
346	【悲報】きららファンタジア、まだ緊急メンテナンス中	[Sad News] Kirara Fantasia is still under emergency maintenance.
2844	【悲報】ぼくの髪型を褒めてくれる人がいない	【Sad news】No one is saying my hairstyle is good.
2166	【悲報】ぼくの髪型を褒めてくれる人がいない	[Sad news] There is nobody giving me comfort about my hairstyle.
1689	【悲報】ぼくの髪型を褒めてくれる人がいない  耳の羽って書いてじう	[Sad news]  There is nobody here to admire my hair style.
3660	情報処理学会による人工知能ゲームプログラミングコンテスト「SamurAI Coding」開催  しかも絶対雑魚だったろ	The Information Processing Society of Japan puts on artificial intelligence game programming contest "SamurAI Coding." I bet you were worthless.
501	惑星生成プログラムをjsで作ってみた  ゴイスー	I tried to make a planet creation program with js\\nAwesome
815	お惣菜が多いのはちょっと親近感ある	I kind of feel an affinity for there being so many side dishes.
3879	「あわや惨事」の声も	Voice of big hole "That was catastrophe" also lake fishermen's cooperatives stopped putting on a market such as the freshwater fishery caught on that day.
1725	「メルトダウン想定せず」 首相、０６年見解を「反省」  再稼働推進しているくせに進次郎みたいな物言いしてきたな   中身が無くても自党の反省や批判が世間受けいいことに気がついたか	No assumption of a meltdown. the Prime Minister has allowed resumption of operations after a 2006 inspection and 'reflection' but has said something similar to Jiro Shin. Have you noticed that even where there is no content, the reflections and evaluations of your own party are good for the world.
2938	そういう愉快犯的捨てアカ対策でポスト制限作ってほしいって要望あった記憶	I remember requesting a post limit to prevent people who enjoy doing those kinds of things.
1385	だんだん意味が分かってくる画像  「と」や「ち」は単純なのに複数ないんだな	I am slowly starting to understand this picture.  'TO' and 'CHI' etc. are simple, but there's no more than one of them
2853	だんだん意味が分かってくる画像  ひらがなをトポロジー的に分類したもの。左上は一本の線（を色々曲げて）でできる文字。「せ・も・を」はどれも二本の線とそれに一度だけ交わる一本の線でできている	I somehow came to understand the meaning of the image. It classifies the hiragana by topology. The upper left are characters you can form by (twisting and bending) one line. The characters "せ" "も" "を" are all formed with two lines and one line intersecting them both.
4332	レート意図的に下げまくってBANされた人いなかった？	Wasn't there someone who intentionally brought down the rate and got banned?
3302	ちょっと意外だった。	It is rather unexpected.
4470	意外と知らない｢ライトノベル｣ブームの現在	Currently unknown "light novel" boom current.
622	意外と知らない｢ライトノベル｣ブームの現在	Unexpectedly, the  'light novel' is making a comeback.
1585	意外と需要あるの？	Is there a lot of demand for that?
3588	「『アベノセイダーズ』の意見は無視すればいい」「下町Pは、あくまでオリンピックを手段に、事業の拡大を目的とするものである。一方、ジャマイカ連盟の目的は、世界大会やオリンピックでの勝利だ。このすり合わせができていなかったとしたら、責任は双方にある」	If this reconciling could not be done, then both parties are at fault."
4503	意識を低めるボタン	A button to lower consciousness..
1084	意識低いのにデキるってかっこよくない？	\\nIs not it cool that you are deeply conscious?
1511	意識低めていこ	The standard of thinking has dropped.
2403	意識低い系、「ヤフコメおじさん」にならないために  ヤフコメおじさんて使いたいだけちゃうかこの人？ 後何でもかんでもおじさん付けたらええ風潮も辞めた方が良いのに	People who try to appear nonchalant online, if in order to not become a "Yahoo commenting ojisan" you just want to use Yahoo commenting ojisan, then is there really any difference? Also, I think it'd be good to stop the trend of tacking the word "ojisan" onto the end of everything.
638	意識低い系、対立煽り大好きポジショントークしかできない無能ブログにケンカ売られる  おっぱいza	What a group of brain dead followers, all they can do is just instigate and start fights from the sidelines, incompetent blog noobs za
3294	意識低い調査（3回目）  撮るだぞ	I will take pictures for the third time in a covert investigation
4403	まあ意識が希薄とは言うから	Well, you can say feelings are weak.
3472	意識が高まりつつある  dmmしかできません	Despite high awareness, we can only DMM.
3613	意識高すぎ	Ishiki Takasugi
3516	あと意識高いの意識。識って仏教用語が元だけど、意識高い系は欧米ニューエイジが好きそうなヨガとか座禅とか別にしないじゃん？	Shiki is originally a Buddhist word but Europe and the United States’ High Awareness New Age Community does not distinguish between Yoga and Zen.
243	意識を高めるためビットコインのフルノードを立ち上げた	The Bitcoin full node was launched to improve awareness.
258	意識を高めるためビットコインのフルノードを立ち上げた  もちろんやー   これは台帳チェックしかしてないノードだし	To try to raise my awareness I setup a bitcoin full node. Of course this node doesn't do register checks.
4253	意識高い系ビッチ	A bitch who tries to hard to appear interesting.
1824	ザッハトルテ愛がすごい	My love for Zaha Torte is amazing.
3332	なんとも愛らしいw	How sweet LOL.
785	愛国者よ、良かったな、また間違ってる認識及び歴史と	Patriots, you think you are right, but you are on the wrong side of history.
1238	愛媛県民の俺ですが、伊予柑太だけはないと思います	I'm from Ehime Prefecture, but I'd say it could be anybody except Iyokanta.
649	愛する嫁が待っている	A beloved wife is waiting.
3252	愛だけじゃなく金もくれ	Give me money too.
2319	フミカネ感ある	I kind of feel like Fumikane.
3628	ジャパニーズインディードリームって感じがする	It's basically the Japanese Indie dream.
783	この感じ日本語上手にやりたい	I Want to Be Good at Japanese Like This.
3849	この感じ日本語上手にやりたい  /u/poverty_p	Like this. I want to do Japanese language well. /u/poverty_p
277	ノロだって感染者の嘔吐物の臭いに気づくか気づかないかってぐらいで感染したりする(貰った経験あり)	I know from experience that with the norovirus, it can be spread through the vomit of infected people, whether or not you can smell it .
2856	ミスターファイヤーヘッド  パーマ感覚で火炙りこわい	Mr. Firehead has a perm that feels like burning someone to death and it's scary.
1008	慢性的な大量飲酒、認知症との関連が明らかに	Connection shown between chronic heavy drinking and dementia.
2041	慢性的なら胃カメラへ	Checking with an endoscope is recommended if it's chronic.
369	サンフランシスコ慰安婦像問題拡大の原因は日本の歴史修正主義！ 公聴会で慰安婦を攻撃し「恥を知れ」と説教されていた  美しいソースリテラ   美しい投稿者death_or_die	The reason for the escalation of the issue around the statue of the comfort woman in San Francisco, is the Japanese revisionist attitude to history.  The comfort women testified to being abused at a public hearing. "I can now understand shame", as one of them said.  A beautiful story from a beautiful source.  Death_or_die.
666	サンフランシスコ慰安婦像特命委員会を開催	The opening of the Special Orders Committee concerning the statue of comfort women in San Francisco.
3268	サンフランシスコの慰安婦像設置、日本の自称保守界隈が「歴史戦」で自爆した結果だった	San Francisco made a comfort woman statue.
978	慰安婦めぐる訴訟、二審も朝日新聞勝訴 東京高裁 一審の原告は２５５７人だったが、このうち６２人が控訴していた。  金持ってるやつが62人	Asahi Shinbun wins the law suit in the second trial concerning the comfort women. In the first case before the Tokyo High court, there were 2557  plaintiffs, 62 of whom appealed.     These must have been the wealthy ones.
1692	慰安婦非難決議出してるしな	I'm voting against the comfort women resolution.
1622	慶大生６人を不起訴＝横浜地検：時事ドットコム  さすがだねｗ東大もできるなら慶大も問題なしだろ	Six Keio University students not charged = Yokohama District Prosecutor's Office: jiji.com. Wow. If you could make it at Tokyo University, then Keio University wouldn't be a problem.
2737	憲法改正の国民投票“過半数が支持”	"Majority approves" of a citizen's vote to reform the constitution.
2137	憲法改正すれば日本は護れる！by	If the constitution is changed Japan can be saved!
1392	憲法改正 自民細田「『国民投票のときにこういう恐れがある』『ああいう恐れがある』という議論が起こると、反対論が多くなる。そうならないように誘導していくことが必要だ。」  世論工作宣言じゃん	Revisions to the constitution. LDP Hosoda.  'Fears of a national referendum. When this fear is brought up in debate, there is a great deal of opposition.  We need guidance to ensure this does not happen.' Its not a public declaration.
3787	オブリ懐かしいな。遊びたいけどwin10だと日本語化出来ないんだよな	I want to play, but with Windows 10 it doesn't work in Japanese.
2518	成人女性の7割は「100歳まで生きたくない」 不安「老化で判断力や記憶力がなくなる」「お金が不足」  『癌にならないボケない代りに寿命は70歳前後』と『100歳まで生きれるけど晩年確実に介護生活』だったら   今の壮年以下の日本人ほぼ前者選ぶかもね・・・	70% of adult women "do not want to live to 100." Anxiety about "age lowering judgment and memory" and "money being insufficient." "If life expectancy is not about 70 years old instead of being blinded to cancer" and "if you live to 100 years but surely caring for the alter years" instead, you might choose the former Japanese than the current age...
3496	成人式出席した異端者おる？	Are there any nonconformists who participated in the coming of age ceremony?
3928	成人式 晴れ着トラブル、「はれのひ」社長はどこへ・・・  このいかつい顔にピースって似合わないね	Adult ceremony trouble, Where is the president of  "Harenohi" ...  Piece sign does not fit into this huge face.
2917	ミニストップ、成人誌取り扱い中止へ 「やめて」の声で  「エロ根ビニ」つくっちゃえばええやんか	Outcries towards Mini stop selling adult magazines, they should just make erotic convenience stores.
2642	成功と失敗は、どうして両立できないんだろう…	Failures, Successes, Why Not Both?...
1384	成年でこの身長は合ロリですねえ間違いない	A legal adult at that height is a legal loli without a doubt.
774	成長戦略の目玉、転職助成金、２０１７年度の利用者はたったの３人	Centerpiece of the growth strategy, the job change subsidy, only used by 3 people in 2017.
1636	我らは不撓不屈の通勤ですなぁ	We will go to work no matter what.
878	オシャレは我慢…！ 女子の痛々しい日常風景  いや、俺が期待してたのは   「なによ！そうだったらどうする気！！？」   とか、もしくは   「そうだけど何か？」と来て   「想像してシコるだけだけど何か？」   と返す手はずだったんだけど！ちくしょー！！！	Show off your fashion style...!  Painful every day style for girls.  Not  what I expected, and what I came for.  My expectation was 'What?  What sort of image is that?', or, 'what's that?' but it was just a big wank.
934	してはいけない（戒め）	Don't let a companion die (Proverb)
2778	きのたけ戦争に決着の時……！ 明治公式「きのこの山・たけのこの里 国民総選挙」の投票開始で問われる民意  たけのこの圧勝やろ	The conclusion of the Kinotake war...... ! The will of the citizens is questioned as the polls open in the official Meiji "Kinoko no Yama・Takenoko no Sato National Election"  Takenoko will take a complete victory
3846	「戦争銘柄」上昇の不気味	"War Stock" Eerie increasing.
84	戦争による“リセット願望” 責任は日本の政治にあると専門家  わりと的確ですんなりと読めてしまった	"Reset Wish" because of war  Responsibility lies with Japanese government and experts  It was relatively accurate and I managed to read it
3009	しかも戦前の	And that was before the war.
4409	『戦場のヴァルキュリア4』発表！ PS4版は2018年3月21日に、Nintendo Switch版は2018年夏に発売予定  2と3てあったの?？	"Valkyria Chronicles 4" release! PS4 version on March 21, 2018 and the Nintendo Switch version planned for summer of 2018. Were there a 2 and 3?
2361	戦場体験者と出会える茶話会  もう終わってるのかー残念	Tea party where you can meet people with battlefield experience. It's already over? How unfortunate.
3221	グローバルで戦うには英語が必要なのかも()	In order to fight globally English might be required ()
1156	メッシ、レアル戦で衝撃データ	Messi, in the match with Real Madrid, walks for 83.1% of the 90 minute game shocking data shows.
1994	「ゲド戦記」「闇の左手」「オメラスから歩み去る人々」ファンタジー作家ル・グウィン、亡くなる  ゲド戦記好きだったな	Fantasy Author "Earthsea" "The Left Hand of Darkness" "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas" Ursula K. Le Guin Dies        I liked Earthsea.
3844	「ゲド戦記」「闇の左手」「オメラスから歩み去る人々」ファンタジー作家ル・グウィン、亡くなる  指輪とかハリポタとか、氷と炎の歌(GoT)とか長くても面白いのたくさんあるやん  日本だと十二国記？とか？読んだことないけど  まあ、文学作品は短いほど良いというはあるね。長編より短編、短編よりショート、ショートより詩、詩より俳句	"Gedo Senki" "Yaminohidarite" "Omeras kara ayumisaru hitobito" Fantasy artists Le Gwynn, died. Lord of rings, Harry Potter, Ice and flame songs (GoT), etc. There are so many long but interesting books out there. In Japan, 12koki, for example? Although I have not read it, well, it is said that literary works are better as short.Short stories rather than long stories, Short rather than short stories,  Poetry rather than Short, Haiku rather than poetry.
2950	戦いに負けたオスたち  ノンケのオネエっているよねｗ	The males who lost the fight need a straight female lol
5	戦闘よりも訓練で死亡者が多数…米軍が今“過労状態”に  事故もそうだが物干場で首吊ったり自殺もけっこう	There are more deaths from training than actual combat... The US military is currently in an "overworked situation". Of course there are accidents, but there are also a decent number of suicides with people hanging themselves on clotheslines.
3762	戦闘よりも訓練で死亡者が多数…米軍が今“過労状態”に  戦闘より訓練の方がヤバイっていいのかわるいのか	Many more people die in training than in actual fighting... The US Army currently is in an "overworked status". I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing for training to be scarier than fighting.
1523	ある所にはありまぁす	It does exist somewhere.
4442	アベノミクスで「所得300万以下」世帯が増加、30代の約2割に	Under Abenomics the number of households with "a net worth under 3 million yen" has increased, up to 20% of people in their 30s.
1787	所得税改革：年収８００万円超で増税 控除見直し 政府最終調整  平均年収付近の所得者の溜飲を下げる矛先逸らしみたいな感じはする  これ子供いる世帯でもやってたら日本終わってたな	Income tax reform: Tax deductions to be reviewed for persons with annual income over JPY 8 million. Government's final adjustment. Income earners at around the average annual income will be relieved to have escaped a bullet. If this was tried on households with children it would be the end of Japan
2830	そういう所から来る「ニセモノ感」って	That's where this comes from.
4263	所詮この世は弱肉強食	Even though a veteran fisher can catch 8 in 3 hours, there is an abnormality with Japanese companies that continue to harvest young eels on the brink of extinction.
3013	ホラみんなで手をたたこ♪	Everybody, let's all clap our hands ♪.
2035	ポストに手、不在票入手	He stole an absence notice from the post.
1213	ヌカの手先のおフェラ豚め！	Bran fingertips fellatio pigs!
1117	ぼく、サルバトーレ・フェラガモのブリーフケースケースを手に入れてフェラくんになる  これを新品で買ったやつは、まぁ、大層金持ちだろう、、  普通の革製ブリーフケースが新品で買えるくらいの値段で中古買ったが、  多少のスレと内装の凹みがあっても、  俺の手持ちより綺麗で立派で作りが素晴らしく良い…	I've recently obtained a Salvatore Ferragamo briefcase and now I get a lot of blowjobs. People that buy this new have to be pretty rich. I bought a normal leather briefcase at a second hand store for pretty much the same price as a new one, but there were a lot of threads and dents on the inside. I would love a new, wonderfully made one better than what I have...
2070	その手の判断を誤る要因がストレス。	The tweet is referring the appetite to the sexual desire.
2374	タイトルの手動での並び替えとか非表示（無印と無印の内容を含んだDLCのうち無印を非表示に）とか	When sorting by title or with things that aren't displayed (with unlabeled things or unlabeled things with DLC making them not displayed) and such.
3137	手と口が震えて目が泳いで喋れないよ	My hands and mouth were shaking and my eyes were swimming, I couldn't even talk.
1166	手品にゃ	Sleight of hand.
3684	「おくすり手帳」の持参で薬代は安くなる	Medicine prices will be reduced if you bring your "Medicine Notebook."
1750	コンピュータにあからさまに手を抜かれてるのにミスで自滅してコントローラ投げそうになるのを我慢した甲斐があったは	Mingoru finally killed Hassan: Despite clearly easing up on the computer, an error that would make you want to throw your controller in rage meant that the patience was worthwhile.
477	手持ちプリンター	I have a printer.
4358	「パートナーに手を握ってもらうと、痛みが和らぐ」	"If a partner holds your hand, the pain eases."
4048	「お手本になる人がね」白鵬の態度に勝負審判も首ひねる  白鵬はここ何場所もかち上げとか勝つためだけの非横綱相撲に誰も注意してこなかったツケが出たんじゃないのかと   白鵬自身も顔をはたきに行っておいて、待ったとかねーわ	"Someone will be a model for you"
4319	ヴォイニッチ手稿の解読が進み始めたらしいぞ。お前らは最初何が書いてあると妄想してた？  正味神様居ないと思うとかそういう危ない日記	Apparently a deciphering of the Voynich manuscript is starting to move forward. What did you guys first imagine was written in it? It's a dangerous diary that says things like how he thinks there is no true god.
2677	手軽に出品できる意味ではええかもね。	Maybe it's a good thing how easy it is to put something up for sale.
4151	手間要らず	It takes time and effort
1981	これ手際よくない？	Isn't this clever?
4062	手に隠れるぐらい携帯性が抜群な極小ナイフ「Puna」と「Crane」  暗器ってやつか	Minimal knives "Puna" and "Crane" which are as portable as they can hide in hand\\n
1945	たぶん打率は日本の三倍くらいあるぞ	You should have a threefold success over whorehouses in Japan.
4238	アメリカでも批判噴出。メイド・イン・ジャパンを誇れなくなる日は近い？  いるけど先端なのかあれ	Highly criticized even in the US. Is the day near at hand where Made in Japan will no longer be a source of pride? There is some, but is it just around the edges?
3681	アメリカでも批判噴出。メイド・イン・ジャパンを誇れなくなる日は近い？  メイド・イン・ジャパンの変遷  　低価格・高品質だけど西洋諸国の模倣  →比較的高価格・でも高品質  →高い不良品**（NEW！）**   短い春だった・・・	A flood of criticisms in America as well. Proudly claiming that it's Made in Japan will soon be a thing of the past? The changes in Made in Japan. Low cost and high quality, but in the end they're just imitating Western countries→ Relatively high prices but high quality →Expensive defective products ** (NEW!) ** The good times ended so quickly...
2647	アメリカでも批判噴出。メイド・イン・ジャパンを誇れなくなる日は近い？  秋葉原なんもないよ あるのは深圳	There's also a lot of criticism even in America. Is the day I'll be proud of "Made in Japan" near? There's nothing in Akihabara. There's stuff in Shenzhen.
606	みんなが批判しないから許されてるので、諦めるのも違うんだけど	Nobody calls him out so he's forgiven, not that giving up is the right way to go.
1052	技術的特異点サブレ作ったよ!!	I have made a Sable with a technological singularity!
3490	技術的特異点サブレ作ったよ!!	I made a subreddit for technological singularities!
2328	技術的特異点サブレ作ったよ!!	I made a technological singularity subreddit!!
3765	把瑠都みねえから帰ったのかと思ってたら日本に残ってたのが驚き	I hadn't seen Baruto recently so I thought he might have gone back to his home country, but I was surprised to learn he was still in Japan.
1978	ネット投票始まる	Online voting begins.
2333	投票率７６・９２％	Voting ratio 76.92%.
3990	シェアハウス投資 全役員が退任  これもどうせスルガ案件なんでしょ	Share house investment  Resignation of all officers  This is also a Suruga case after all, I guess
3019	投資喚起の規制緩和期待	Expectation of deregulation to jump start investing.
3520	もう抜いた	I am already out.
930	なんか、『やり抜く力』とか言う意識高い本があるらしく、立ち読みしてそれに乗ってる心理テストやってみた	There seems to be a high consciousness book called "To Carry Out to Completion", I've browsed it and felt like trying psychological tests.
2832	アマゾンさんダンボールの「ここを押してください」ボタンの固さは異常	It's weird that Amazon's "push here" button on their cardboard boxes are so firm.
2467	押見修造の漫画力は凄い。	Shuzo Oshimi's manga power is amazing.
950	拉致被害者 曽我ひとみさんの夫 ジェンキンスさん死去 77歳  今年8月佐渡行った時に歴史伝説館で見かけた   まさに突っ立ってるだけの見世物状態   特に興味なかったからスルーしたけど、ありゃ可哀想	Abductee and Hitomi Soga's husband, Jenkins dies at 77 years old  When I went to Sado in August of this year, I caught a glimpse of it in the Folklore History Museum  It's an exhibit that stands straight up  I wasn't particularly interested, so I walked on through, but it's sad
798	サウジアラビア 拘束の王子ら財産１１兆円没収へ  俺にくれ	Saudi Arabia. Restricted princes' assets. 11 trillion yen seized. Give it to me.
2431	デモ拡大を恐れて警察が国会議事堂前駅を封鎖  デモに対して「東京土人が！ボケ！」とか言いそうな絵面	Fearing larger demonstrations, police close neighboring station to National Diet Building. As for the demonstration, it's like a scene where people say, "Native Tokyoite! Idiot!"
2781	デモ拡大を恐れて警察が国会議事堂前駅を封鎖  立ちポーズとかメガテン感ある	Fearing growing protests, police blockade Kokkaigijidomae Station  I get a feeling like a standing pose or MegaTen
71	デモ拡大を恐れて警察が国会議事堂前駅を封鎖  霞ヶ関(A13)から潮見坂を上って茱萸坂へ向かうルートもあるよ。	Police have blockaded the station in front of the National Diet Building due to concerns over the expanding protests  There's also a route from Kasumigaseki (A13) to Shiomizaka by way of Gumisaka.
882	拡散されまくるも嘘でした	I've encountered companies that said so.
1302	まぁインドもパキスタンも持っているしね	After all India and Pakistan have them.
2414	持ったからって勝てるとは思えないけど、彼ら祖父の代からの念願なのでは	I don't think that we can win just by having them, but that's the idea that's been around since our grandfathers' time.
808	まだ指令が来ない	The directive has not arrived yet.
467	指名手配犯の顔３００人覚えて街で探す「見当たり捜査員」	There is a special type of investigator whose job it is to remember the faces of 300 people wanted by the police and look for them in town.
563	指名手配犯の顔３００人覚えて街で探す「見当たり捜査員」 県警６年半で４０人発見…擦れ違った瞬間の感覚  アナログだね   だから退行するんだよ	"Search investigators" memorize the faces of 300 wanted criminals and look for them in town. In 6 and a half years, the prefectural police has found 40 of them ... The feeling when they pass by each other. What an analog way of doing it. That's why they're regressing.
633	メジャー指向ないけど全国的人気	There is no major direction in mind but it is possible all over the country.
1444	スカパラ、ネット指摘で？ジャケット差し替え	Netizens point out that Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra's new album cover resembles the style of Fujiko F. Fujio.
1972	スカパラ、ネット指摘で？ジャケット差し替え 「藤子F」風デザイン...小学館は「コメント差し控える」  これ描いたイラストレーターは画風を真似てるというより**トレパク**でメシ食ってる典型的な佐野系だよ…。佐野系に共通するのは乏しい画力。そしてその乏しい画力とは全く不釣り合いなほどに歪に肥大化した承認欲求。本人は贋作師とか名乗ってるがこれも釣り合ってない。線が死んでいて原作に対する愛も拘りも感じられないのに何が贋作だ。だいたい、贋作画家といえば画力は一級品で、模倣対象の画法・技法を**研究しまくって体得しちゃってる**イタコみたいな人々の事じゃねーのかよと言いたくなる   イタコと言えば、田中圭一みたいに巨匠漫画家の画風を研究しまくって体得して(**己の恥肉に変換して**)しまってる人々がいるよね。彼らイタコ漫画家は訳のわからないパロディを描いて公表して世の中を笑わせたり顰蹙を買ってるけど、アレらは原作に対する偏執的な愛と異常な画力とセンスの組み合わせで成り立っていて(公表する段ではもはや**トレパクが必要ない領域に到達してる**)、だから一目置かれてる。彼らは佐野系ではない	Kasupara, was this pointed out online?  Replacing the jacket.  A 'Fujiko F' type design...  The primary school administration declined to comment. The illustrator who drew it said it is a copy.  Its more like eating with** TrePak** in typical Sano style. In common with the Sano style it has poor artistic merit.  Along with this poor artistry is a disproportionately warped sense of self worth. The person calls himself an art copier, but that is too complimentary.  The line is non existent and there is no love or feeling for the form of the original.  Generally the art copier is a genuine artist who has actually studied techniques in copying and become an expert.  That's not the case with someone like Itako.  And speaking of Itako, there are those who have studied the drawings of master cartoonists like Keiichi Tanaka, have mastered them, **and put their own special stamp on them**.  These artists create parodies that the Itako types don't understand, so that the world can laugh and cry at their creations.  They combine a love of the original with an unusual artistic sense to produce something new, ** reaching a stage where they no longer require Trepak to get them published.** So to summarise; they are not Sano types.
673	スカパラ、ネット指摘で？ジャケット差し替え 「藤子F」風デザイン...小学館は「コメント差し控える」  これ描いたイラストレーターは画風を真似てるというより**トレパク**でメシ食ってる典型的な佐野系だよ…。佐野系に共通するのは乏しい画力。そしてその乏しい画力とは全く不釣り合いなほどに歪に肥大化した承認欲求。本人は贋作師とか名乗ってるがこれも釣り合ってない。線が死んでいて原作に対する愛も拘りも感じられないのに何が贋作だ。だいたい、贋作画家といえば画力は一級品で、模倣対象の画法・技法を**研究しまくって体得しちゃってる**イタコみたいな人々の事じゃねーのかよと言いたくなる   イタコと言えば、田中圭一みたいに巨匠漫画家の画風を研究しまくって体得して(**己の恥肉に変換して**)しまってる人々がいるよね。彼らイタコ漫画家は訳のわからないパロディを描いて公表して世の中を笑わせたり顰蹙を買ってるけど、アレらは原作に対する偏執的な愛と異常な画力とセンスの組み合わせで成り立っていて(公表する段ではもはや**トレパクが必要ない領域に到達してる**)、だから一目置かれてる。彼らは佐野系ではない	When I looked up Sky Palace online that jacket had been replaced with a Fujiko F style design… Shogagukan refused to comment. The illustrator who drew it says that as opposed to copying the style, it's a **tracing scam** and it's a typical eating Sano Group…. Poor drawing skills are common in the Sano Group. As well as poor drawing skills, they have a totally biased, distorted, and bloated desire for recognition. It is also biased to call them a fraud. What is fake about something that has a dead line and whose original can’t event get any love? With fake artists, poor drawing skills is the first thing, then painting techniques are **studied and easily taken**. That makes me feel like saying you are like Itako people. Speaking of Itako, be like Tanaka Keiichi and study the style of a master cartoonist and get it yourself. There are definitely some people who are (**turning to your own shame**). Although the Itako cartoonist draws a nonsensical parody and publishes it to the world, making them laugh or frown, they are have the original paranoid love, mixed with abnormal drawing skills and good sense which holds it together (there's no longer a need to announce **arrival to a domain that does not need tracing scams**) so I that I can have a glance. They are not the Sano Group.
1206	指紋認証の成功率が50%くらいなんだけど  親指の関節でやると吉  大きな横スジが入ってるから	The success rate for fingerprint identification is around 50%, but if you use the joint on your thumb it's better. That's because there is a big line on the side.
290	指紋認証の成功率が50%くらいなんだけど  親指の関節でやると吉  大きな横スジが入ってるから	The success rate of fingerprint authentication is about 50%, but it works good with your thumb joints as it has a big horizontal line.
4300	「挑戦」を逆さにすると「勝利」に 唐津競艇場のポスターが話題  見える見える   うまいわ	The Boat Race Karatsu poster showing the word "chousen" (challenge) flipped over to make the word "shouri" (victory) has become popular. I see it, I see it. Pretty slick.
1080	ダメなところを挙げてくｻﾐﾌﾞｯｮﾝｼ流行ってるの?	Is it popular to give bad submissions?
4170	ダメなところを挙げてくｻﾐﾌﾞｯｮﾝｼ流行ってるの?	Submissions where you cite the bad parts are popular?
3901	挨拶のできるいい子	On the 16th, I asked about the possibility of rewriting the document from the 5th, he responded "Good morning" Good child who can greet
1777	振り込め詐欺が形を変えて拡大中、「ピンポン詐欺」の極悪手口  老人たちも銃武装かな	With wire transfer fraud changing in form and expanding, the method of "ping pong fraud" is being used as a weapon against the elderly
2515	は…挿入る…	I insert...
1273	モズ すずめを捕らえ「はやにえ」に  体格差の然程ないスズメを狙うのもびっくりだが、最初の一撃で急所やっちゃってるんだろうか  よく考えたら鳥類は雑食って、その中には肉が入ってるんだよな  小柄な鳥は虫しか捕れないだけで・・・	Shrike, captures sparrow and impales it on a twig for later consumption. I was surprised that it would go for a sparrow which is about the same size as it, but it probably hits a vital point with its first attack. If you think about it birds are omnivorous, and that includes meat. Of course small birds can only catch bugs...
1627	スマホゲーが捗るわ	Smartphone games are moving forward.
3710	アイコラが捗るな。	They're going to make more photoshopped images.
1243	捜索実施	Search underway.
3164	ださいの捨てた	I threw out the unfashionable ones.
3208	捨てられたショックで心は修復不可能に	At the shock of being abandoned they suffer irreparable damage to their heart.
212	捨てられたショックで心は修復不可能に	Their hearts cannot recover due to the shock.
2938	捨てアカで書き散らす奴いたっけね	There was someone who used throwaway accounts to post things like that.
733	キティちゃん、お掃除ロボになる！の巻  キティちゃんのミートグラインダーみてみたい  りんご3個ぶんしかない重さのわりに骨まで挽肉にできそうな高性能のやつ	Chapter of Hello Kitty becoming a cleaning robot!  I want to check out Kitty's meat grinder  A high efficiency thing that looks like it can make ground meat with the weight of only three apples
2223	インベントリ掃除が捗るな	We need to clean up our inventory.
927	授賞式中継で祝福	Chief Cabinet secretary Kan Gaasu "Most regrettable.
1363	排除されるべきはモンゴル人ではなく頭かち割っても許される風習(ともしかしたら八百長)	It's not Mongolians that should be excluded, but the custom of forgiveness even when a head a crushed (and of course match fixing).
3283	イーロン･マスクのトンネル掘削会社 なぜか火炎放射器を販売しはじめる 「ゾンビが大量に湧いたら、買って良かったって思うよ」  マップチンポ	Elon Musk’s tunnel excavation company is for some reason starting to sell flamethrowers. “If zombies show up, you will be glad you bought one.”
316	イーロン･マスクのトンネル掘削会社 なぜか火炎放射器を販売しはじめる 「ゾンビが大量に湧いたら、買って良かったって思うよ」  弱そう	For some reason Elon Musk's excavation company started selling flamethrowers. "If zombies start attacking en masse you'll be glad you bought one." Seems strong.
78	採用増で生産性低下	As number of PhDs hired increases productivity decreases.
3255	トヨタがロータリーエンジン採用決定！	Toyota has decided to use the Rotary engine!
3536	探すのが面倒	It is a pain to search.
4134	けものフレンズにどう接すればいいかわからない  たべる	I don't know how to get in touch with Kemono friends.
1509	接見禁止、窓なし独房	Mr and Mrs Kankei spent too long under remand, in windowless cells, with no contact allowed.
3041	接見禁止、窓なし独房	No visitors, windowless solitary confinement.
594	接見禁止、窓なし独房 籠池夫妻の長すぎる勾留に元裁判官も疑問視  安倍様侮辱罪だから容赦ないな  拘禁反応も心配	No contact with others, no window in the cells.  A former judge questions the length of Mr and Mrs Kagoika's confinement on remand.  Worried over reaction to the confinement.
1152	控除される金額見ると殺意がわく	After seeing my salary after deductions I felt ready to kill.
2308	ネット掲示板見て集団痴漢か 男４人逮捕 ＪＲ埼京線  痴漢です！って声あげても他3人いれば抑え込めるからな。これは悪質。	Was the gang of perverts looking at internet bulletin sites?  4 men arrested.  Even though the call went out 'Saikyo line, pervert!'  the other 3 people hushed it up. Disgraceful.
1593	インターネット掲示板に該当電車の車両は痴漢がしやすいという趣旨の書き込みがあり掲示板を見て集まった可能性	It was written on an online forum that it was easy to get away with molestation on certain trains and that the 4 strangers saw this and met up.
1545	ジャンプマンガさん、とんでもない掲載誌変更を行う	Shonen Jump is making a major change to their magazine.
4287	ジャンプマンガさん、とんでもない掲載誌変更を行う  回避不可の「絶望」！！  やはり、この男には敵わない！！	Jump Manga, changes to outrageous magazine content. Unavoidable "despair"!! As expected, this man is unrivaled!!
490	おいおいおいおいおい「フリーおっぱい」ってなんだよガチのじょしこうせいじゃねえか  揉んでた？	Hey hey hey hey hey, what's this "free boobies"? Aren't you quite the strong female high schooler? Feeling them up?
3874	おっぱい揉んだろ	You touched my boobs
3598	キャップ描くのむずい。。	Caps are hard to draw.
1316	ゆうくん描いてました  おまんこがある	I drew a hoooker  There's a pussy
3598	シュプリームのキャップを描いたよ	I drew a supreme cap.
2319	ここまで描いて飽きた、かなちい	Drawing this much then getting bored, how sad.
4323	「サンタクロースはマッチョだ」 それを提唱するマンガが話題に  空挺部隊も訓練する5点着地すき	A manga that advocated that "Santa Claus is macho" has become a topic. The Air Force likes the 5 point landing practice too.
2126	揺れた	The ground was shaking.
1050	揺れるの怖い。	It was shaking the boat too when I was in it.
173	だれも損してないやん	\\nIt is nobody’s loss.
968	携帯プリンタ  昔はこういうのは熱転写式であまり凸凹したものには印刷できなかったんだが  今はインクジェット式でいろんなものに印刷できるらしい  ハンディプリンタとかで検索できるが、だいたい業務用	Portable printer  In the past, it was impossible to print on such rough surfaces with the thermal transfer type, but now it's seems possible to print on various thing with the inkjet type  You can look it up by searching for Handy Printer, etc., but it's mainly for business use
3293	ここでも搾取される貧困層	Poor people are being weeded out by this method.
1750	みんゴルようやくハッサン撃破	Let's all chat together!
1786	だから、デマを撒くようなのは重用しちゃいけないのに	Therefore, these really shouldn't be used to spread hoaxes.
4296	撤去されていたJWウォーターハウスの絵画「ヒュラスとニンフたち」、1週間で美術館に戻る。美術館「これでMetooの議論が深まったろう？あ、この撤去騒ぎの様子は来月からの現代アートの展覧会で使わせてもらうから来てね」  表現の規制戦士完全に脂肪wwww	Removed painting "Hylas and the Nymphs" by John William Waterhouse, returned to display at art museum one week later. Art museum "This deepens the discussion around Metoo, right? Oh, by the way we'll be using the uproar around this removal at the modern art exhibit next month, so please come and visit." How's that for regulating what you say? Hahaha
2827	撤去の署名に8千人が同意	8000 people thought so and petitioned to have the paintings removed.
1460	スクショ撮って自分のスマホに画像転送とかすれば	The daughter should find that kind of love between a couple charming.
3200	操作遅延やら壁に引っかかってまともに前も進めないやら明らかに未完成品売りつけて来やがった	Between input lag and getting caught on walls you couldn't move forward properly, and it was clearly an unfinished game when it went on sale.
331	支持率急落で5月総辞職説…二階幹事長が“安倍首相切り”へ	Sudden drop in approval rating, mass resignations in May... Chief Secretary Nikai foretells the "end of Prime Minister Abe".
4423	支持率急落	Sudden drop in approval rating.
3098	支持率急落 安倍首相「一喜一憂はしない 1か月もすれば落ちついていくのでは」  一揆でも起これば流石に一憂はするかな?   それとも、これチャンスとニヤリとでもするのか	Prime Minister Abe's approval ratings suddenly drop 「I won't swing from joy to sorrow.  It will calm down after but a month, will it not?」Would you swing to sorrow if a riot breaks out?  Or are you going to take the chance to sneer?
3139	支持率急落 安倍首相「一喜一憂はしない 1か月もすれば落ちついていくのでは」  まあこれは安倍ちゃん正しい   森友で死ぬなら去年には死んでなきゃおかしいからな	Precipitous fall in approval rating for Prime Minister Abe "If a month goes by without things being so up and down then things will settle down." Well, Abe is right on this one. If he was going to die from Moritomo then it would have happened last year.
2387	カメムシはメクラカメ→カスミカメに改名されたしね	Kamemushi (stink bug) underwent a name change mekurakame → kasumikame.
2224	その改善法	The continuous improvement law.
2283	まあ改善進んでること自体は評価する	Self improvement evaluation.
1531	改定値はコッソリ公表するし、GDPの計算方法だって季節調整でガッツリ下駄履かせてんのは隠してるし	Reformed values are published quietly, and they hide the fact that the GDP's calculation methods are firmly inflated through seasonal adjustments
3225	「改憲目指す」削除	Deletion.
4023	改憲緊急条項に私権制限 自民党がシレッと方針転換の理由  自民党が政権とっていること、そのものが危機的非常事態   私権制限？はあ？   無能の政府首脳を交代させる事からまず始めろ	Emergency constitutional provision restricting private rights  Liberal Democratic Party nonchalantly giving reasons for policy change  The LDP siezing power, that is an emergency  A restriction on private rights? Are you kidding?  Let's begin by replacing the incompetent leaders
466	「改ざん」でなく「書き換え」	Don't fake it, rewrite it.
1466	放射性物質の拡散防ぐカバーと見られる	It seems it was some sort of cover to protect against radiation.
3705	放射能強そう	It looks like it would emit a lot of radiation.
4463	ガイア放送されたの今年だったのか。。。	...
451	そして放送されないなぞの競技へ。	Why this wasn't televised is a mystery.
3641	それなら放送終了してくれ	In that case, then just stop broadcasting it.
1730	政府	Government.
1293	政府、「下戸税」導入を検討	Government, considers "alcohol avoidance tax".
3101	政府、「下戸税」導入を検討	The government is considering introducing a 「下戸税」.
1130	｢政府の借金｣と｢家計の借金｣は同じではない	Government debt and household debt is the same, isn't it?
4391	政府「全員非正規にすれば、正規社員と言う区分がが無くなって解決	"Do away with the phrase 'part time employment'" is a red faced lie, and behind it lurks mechanisms for maintaining the current disparity.
434	政府公認私人が森友問題について「私が真実を知りたいと本当に思う」  逆に昭恵が証人喚問に呼ばれて行って、森友にはただ訪問しただけ谷さんにも何も言ってない何も関わってないと証言したら野党憤死するんだよな   早く証人喚問出てほしいわ 安倍夫人がサヨク退治するところが見たくて仕方ない マジ頼むから証人喚問出てくれ	Private person with official government recognition on the Moritomo scandal "I think I really want to know the truth"  On the contrary, Akie went and called for the summoning witness and said nothing to Tani who only visited Moritomo  If you testify that you didn't influence anything, the opposition party will have a fit  I want the summoning witness to leave quickly  Mrs. Abe is trying to extinguish the left, so it can't be helped  Please, summoning witness, leave for heaven's sake
537	政府が公金で債務保証	the government promised Hitachi a loan guarantee using public public money for them to export Japanese nuclear power plant technology.
38	政府、大綱改定で就労を促進	The government encourages work by revising the guidelines.
2376	もちろん政府への嫌がらせの意味で。	Of course I say that with contempt for the government.
3364	政府と官邸は国民の「おかしい」を侮るな  一億の穴奴隷を安倍首相の穴ドリルが粉砕   何このうんこ感じドリル、ぼくの総括約筋も断裂しそうです！	The government and official residence don't look down on the "strangeness" of citizens  Prime Minister Abe's drill crushed 100 million slaves in a hole  This shitty feeling drill, it seems like my whole sphincter will also be torn!
1637	政府方針：朝日新聞デジタル	Government plan: Asahi Shimbun Digital.
1342	政府要望の3％の賃上げ、企業の7割が「現実的でない」と回答	Government pushes for 3% wage increase, 70% of businesses reply that it is "not practical".
4199	政府要望の3％の賃上げ、企業の7割が「現実的でない」と回答  浮ついた言葉がぼうっと浮かんでるでしょ   これキチガイの国ですわ	7 out of 10 companies answer that the 3% wage increase willed by the government is "not ideal"   Those light words are really floating    This is a stingy country
700	トランプ政権、トランスジェンダーの米軍入隊差し止めを請求  そんな野心を秘めてそうな連中は普通にＮＧ	Trump administration demands ban on transgender enlistment in US military  People who keep such ambitions to themselves are ordinarily NG
2708	政治家と官僚クビにしてAI導入しよう	Let's fire politicians and government officials and introduce AI.
93	政治家発言	The politician's statement "Everybody dies."
3999	政治資金収支報告書で発覚	Does it appear as a discovery in the political funds income report?
486	政治資金で自著“爆買い”の姑息	This is a makeshift for his self published “shopping spree” using government funds.
3644	故郷である東北の震災復興支援でこれまでに累計4億円を寄付	Donated a total of 4 hundred million yen so far for recovery efforts in hometown in the Tohoku region.
1848	敏也）	(Toshiya Sakiyama).
1560	これは救急センターあるある	This happens at emergency rooms.
902	もいもい教 LLL支部  LLLでvtuber見てる人だれだろ	Moimoi Doctrine  LLL division  Who's looking at vtubers on LLL?
3183	教え子と交際した教師「免職取り消し」となった裁判の中身	Teacher who has relations with student "has dismissal reversed" after trial.
2607	教師・生徒が素手で便器を洗い、大臣は便器の水を飲む──。嘘であってほしいが、これは厳粛なる事実である。また、このような常軌を逸した行為が一部で美談の様に扱われているのも事実である。こんな国が美しい国なワケないし、将来に引き継ぎたくもないので、どうにかしてください！！！  ありがとう      来週当番だから腐らずやるよ	Teachers and students washed the toilet bowls with bare hands, and the minister drank water from the toilet ─ ─. I want it to be a lie, but this is a solemn fact. Also, it is true that such mad acts were treated by some as an admirable story. Such country can't be a beautiful country, and I don't want to take over in the future, so please do something! ! ! Thank you I'm on duty next week so I will not go rotten
970	イスラム教徒にも標的拡大か 劣勢の過激派、エジプトテロ  より過激な連中(その組織内での頑迷な原理保守派)が、内部の穏健現実派も粛清し、やけくそで外部攻勢に出るだろう   どの時代でもいかなる体制主義でも、現実に対応出来ない原理保守が、その組織を壊し、外部社会に有害を撒き散らす    例:大日本帝国軍、北朝鮮労働党、IS、連合赤軍、封建王政、アベ自民etc.	Are Muslim targets increasing? Lesser extremists, Egyptian terrorists  More extreme people (conservative fundamentalist bigots from within that organization) will purge the more moderate members and desperately go out to commit outward aggression  In any era, no matter what organization, in reality convervative fundamentalists can't be dealt with, they will destroy the organization and spread harm to the outside world  Examples: Japan's Imperial forces, the North Korean Labor Party, IS, the Coalition Red Army, Feudal Monarchies, Abe's Liberal Democratic Party, etc.
4242	ローマ教皇が「娼婦のところへ行く者は罪人、買春するということは女性を拷問するということ」とか言ってて無宗教者なのに死にたくなりますよ  そうかと思えば遊ぶ小遣い欲しさにお股パッカンパッカンしてるJCJKもいるわけだし世の中ままならないね	The Pope said, "People who visit places of prostitution are bad, and prostitution is tantamount to torture of women" and even for a secular person it makes you want to die. When you think about it, there are plenty of middle school and high school girls who are just too happy to spread their legs for some spending money. The world isn't as glamorous as you'd like.
354	教科書に内閣は国家の最高権力であり、内閣総理大臣は三権を統べる国家の最高元首だと明記しよう	According to the text books, the Cabinet is the highest ruling authority in the country.
612	（「教育再生」をたどって：１）先生はトイレ掃除で「便教会」：朝日新聞デジタル	(Pursuing "Education Reformation": 1) Teachers clean toilets as "study sessions" : Asahi Shimbun Digital.
2135	そういう教育なのは慣習的なものもあって仕方ないんじゃにゃい	That sort of education is sort of like a custom and that's just the way it is.
769	ゲームは教育機関じゃねーし、それの役目学校な	If you have a gun, capable of violence on a grand scale, then it becomes easy to think about shooting it, and about killing.
2015	アベノミクス教育無償化で迷走の裏に「首相側近」の独断～政務秘書官の今井尚哉というブレーン	Abenomics education being made free leads to straying off course due to decisions made by "close associates of the prime minister" behind the scenes ~ Prime minister's secretary Imai Takaya is the brain.
2077	マナー教育産業の虚実 「正しい日本語」利権の闇 架空の失礼でっち上げ  下の広告欄が秀逸	Truth and fiction in the etiquette education industry. The dark side of concession on ”Correct Japanese Language” They make up a false "rudeness." The advertisement at the bottom is rather outstanding.
3073	教育関係者の9割が「創造的問題解決能力」育成の重要性を認識も、研修やツール不足が足かせに  あるある   癒着が無いように双方がけん制し合える仕組みを詰める必要がありそうだ	90% of educators have 「Creative Problem solving skills」.  Even understanding the importance of raising children, the lack of training and tools often becomes a burden.  This often happens.  In order to avoid attachment to this, there appears to be a need to attack this problem from both directions.
2466	教諭、はさみで女子生徒７人の髪切る 「言葉遣い悪い」  某議員曰く、心を叩かれたらその痛みを現実の痛みで返しても良いらしい	A teacher cuts the hair of 7 students with scissors.  「The way the words are express are crude」According to an anonymous member of the diet, if your heart is attacked, you're allowed to return that pain with real pain.
3222	教頭の上履き隠すなど嫌がらせ、高校教諭を減給 北海道：朝日新聞デジタル  ２０代かと思ったら（５１）でええ・・となった	After harassment such as hiding the vice principals slippers, licensed high school teacher given pay cut: Asahi Shimbun Digital. I was thinking it'd be somebody in their 20s, but when I saw that the person was 51 I was shocked.
2088	お散歩フンフーン♪  ペタペタ	Taking a walk yay yaay♪ Tap tap
1011	お散歩フンフーン♪  なんとなく描いたラクガキを無造作に上げる   そういうＬＬＬも良いと思います。	Talking a walk♪  I'm casually showing the graffiti that I somehow drew. That kind of low level awareness is good too, I think.
4505	シリアに散ったジャーナリストを見捨てたアベとスガ	shame as the same Japanese Abe and Suga who abandoned journalists who scattered in Syria.
3425	そういう散財の仕方……	That particular way of wasting money......
146	数多くの実況者をみてておもったんだけど、「名シーン集」系の動画ってやっぱ伸びるんだなあ	I noticed when looking at a lot of players online that “scene selecting videos” are getting long.
3677	数学コースすすむ(数物科学類は入学後に物理学と数学と計算科学コースにわかれる)からなんにせよ必要だからがんばゆ...	Either way it's necessary for my next mathematics course (after entering college it's going to be divided into physics, math, and computational science) so I have to work hard...
3825	ここ数日予想通りアルトのターンが来て吾輩ニンマリ	These past few days, Altcoin's turn has come as expected and I'm smirking to myself.
1539	数日前に関西へ修学旅行へ行っていた福岡の中学生、100人超欠席	Middle school students who went on a school trip to Kansai a few days prior, over 100 absent.
2631	整備大変そう	Maintenance on that seems tough.
582	な、オタク文化だろ？	It's nerd culture, right?
4264	文字だとコミュニケーションとれるのよ	With text they can have communication.
4132	これもう文学だろ	It is a literature, isn't it.
2985	文意読み取り間違ってるよ	You misread the meaning of that sentence.
3169	文春の「嫌いなコメンテーター」で堂々2位に！	Bungeishunju's "Hateful Commentator" brazenly moves into second place!
1632	「文春砲」ツイッターが炎上状態に…小室の不倫疑惑報道で「廃刊しろ」など批判コメント殺到  でもそれで世の中の多くの人から人格否定されて袋叩きにされる理由にはならない気がする  というか小室が擁護されるこの落差との説明にもなってなくない	"Bunshunho" twitter gets slammed with negative comments... Flood of comments calling for a "stop in publishing" and more following suspicions of improper reporting with Komuro. But I still feel like that isn't enough of a reason for tons of people in the world to deny his character and make him a punching bag. Of course that also doesn't make it a reason for Komuro to be protected.
611	文春被害者の会かな	I guess this is some "meeting of cultural victims..."
785	文書改ざん各国で報道	A report shows that document alteration goes on in all countries.
2683	文書から複数の政治家の名前削除と財務省      　　　　　　　　　,r '"￣"'''丶,     　　　　　　　 ./.ﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞ 　　.lﾞ~ﾞﾞﾞﾞ ヽ＼     　　　　　　. i´ ri⌒.'li､　.'⌒ヽ　 'i::`i,     　　　　　　.|　′　.ﾞ゜　　.ﾞﾞﾞ″ .:::l::::::!     　　　　　　|,　　　,r'!ヾ･ ヽ,　 .::::.|:::::::i　　アイツはもう消した！     　　　　　　.i,　　./,r──ヽ, :::::::i::::,r'     　　　　　　ﾞヽ､　 .ヾ!ﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞ'''ヽ、_ノ     　　　　　　　　｀'''ﾞi　._____ l /ヽ     　　　　／＼ へ　 ﾞヽ ＿__ノ’_／     　　　　へ､　　 |￣＼ー フ￣ |＼ー     　 ／ ／￣＼　| 　＞|￣|Σ　|　 |     　 ,　┤　　　 |/|＿／￣＼＿| ＼|     　|　　＼＿／　 ヽ     　|　　　＿_(￣　 |     　|　　　＿_） ～ノ     　人　　＿_）　ノ	Multiple names of politicians removed from documents, Ministry of Finance      　　　　　　　　　,r '"￣"'''丶,     　　　　　　　 ./.ﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞ 　　.lﾞ~ﾞﾞﾞﾞ ヽ＼     　　　　　　. i´ ri⌒.'li､　.'⌒ヽ　 'i::`i,     　　　　　　.|　′　.ﾞ゜　　.ﾞﾞﾞ″ .:::l::::::!     　　　　　　|,　　　,r'!ヾ･ ヽ,　 .::::.|:::::::i　　We already removed him！     　　　　　　.i,　　./,r──ヽ, :::::::i::::,r'     　　　　　　ﾞヽ､　 .ヾ!ﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞ'''ヽ、_ノ     　　　　　　　　｀'''ﾞi　._____ l /ヽ     　　　　／＼ へ　 ﾞヽ ＿__ノ’_／     　　　　へ､　　 |￣＼ー フ￣ |＼ー     　 ／ ／￣＼　| 　＞|￣|Σ　|　 |     　 ,　┤　　　 |/|＿／￣＼＿| ＼|     　|　　＼＿／　 ヽ     　|　　　＿_(￣　 |     　|　　　＿_） ～ノ     　人　　＿_）　ノ
3575	オナホレビュー  この文章力には嫉妬する	Artificial vagina review     I am jealous of this writing ability
2510	こういうのを「文脈無視の引用」という	This is called "context neglect quote."
2373	文部科学省が高校指導要領改定案を発表 「わが国への愛情」を初明記  歴史で大事なのって、『過去の出来事から今に活かせる教訓を学ぶ』って所だったと思ってたけど   何が気持ち悪いって、文化とか思想とか、文系の大学にカネを出さずに軽んじてるのに   国と国土は愛せっていうこの矛盾だよね   愛するように教育って、それ洗脳でしょ	Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology announces plan for reform of high school curriculum. "Love for our country" included for first time. I though that what is important with history is to "use the events of the past to provide teaching that is relevant today", but it's somehow unpleasant, and there are things like culture and ideology, and looking down on arts colleges without even providing any money, saying they should love their country like this is a contradiction. Teaching so that people love, isn't that called brainwashing?
169	ゆるキャン△の斎藤さんで地味ビッチに目覚めた	Yurukyan’s Satou woke up on a plain colored beach.
1216	断崖絶壁から200m超ロングフリースローでギネス記録	Super long free throw in excess of 200 meters off a sharp cliff sets Guinness World Record.
716	新しいスマホかっちゃった……  かなちい	I ended up buying a new smartphone...... how sad
3149	新しいフレアほしい	I want a new flair.
4020	新しいRedditアプリはメチャクチャ遅いらしい      　       　　 ＿＿＿     　／´∀｀;::::＼     /　　　　/::::::::::|     | ./|　　/:::::|::::::|     | |｜／::::::::|::::::|	The new Reddit app seems to be insanely slow      　       　　 ＿＿＿     　／´∀｀;::::＼     /　　　　/::::::::::|     | ./|　　/:::::|::::::|     | |｜／::::::::|::::::|
3985	新しいRedditアプリはメチャクチャ遅いらしい  下と比べちゃ何だけど 0ch,2ch,4ch,5chよりマシだよ。	The new Reddit application seems to be slow, but what is it compared to another ones, it's better than 0ch, 2ch, 4ch, 5ch.
3351	新しい世界を切り開く水龍敬先生にご期待ください	Please be excited for Kei Mizuryu sensei, who's carving out a new world.
1030	セガの新作RPG『ワンダーグラビティ ～ピノと重力使い～』が2018年にサービス開始  どんなかと思ってみたらもう直ってた	New RPG from Sega "Wonder Gravity: Pino to Juuryoku Tsukai" will begin service in 2018. I was wondering what it would be, but it's already set.
2521	アイマス新作「シャイニーカラーズ」今春公開	New shimmer colors "eye shies" released in spring.
289	新元号、少ない画数に…１文字１５画上限の方針  伝統がーって言いそうだけど元号自体中国由来なんだよね	New name for the era, the tradition is 15 strokes per letter but the naming of era originates frrom China.
4458	新元号発表に翻弄されるカレンダー業界他で経営悪化危機も	In the calendar industry and others, which are being tossed by the announcement of the new era, there is also a management deterioration crisis.
1324	【新】先進国一、勉強しない日本の会社員に明日はあるのか？  ないです	[New] Developed countries.  Japanese people don't study.  Will we be around tomorrow?  No.
908	【新】先進国一、勉強しない日本の会社員に明日はあるのか？  上司「PDCAを回していかないとな」   バイト「光速OODAじゃないんですか」	[New] Will Japan still be a developed country tomorrow, with company workers who don't study?  My boss, 'Don't keep on with the PDCA cycling' Worker, 'OODA is not exactly light speed'
1611	よく新卒が輝いてるとかっていうけど、輝いてるのが新卒に見えているだけなのでは	You often hear how recent graduates sparkle, but they only sparkle because they are viewed as recent graduates.
604	新和歌山市民図書館	I don’t do business with stores that have a poor inventory of tires.
1896	新国立競技場に天竜スギ材 五輪主会場のひさしや大屋根  スギ使ってるのか   ワイルドだな	Are the eaves and large roof of the Olympic adium and Tenryu Cedar Village, which are in new national arena, made of cedar wood? That is wild.
1310	新型詐欺の常套句かよ	Its a buzz phrase  for a new type of scam.
1479	新婚女性を拘束、吐血・痙攣しても薬を与えず、口封じの脅迫―東京入管の難民虐待が酷すぎる  こういう対応見るにつけ国連はもうぼちぼち日本に対して敵国条項駆使してもええのんよ？  と思ってしまう、このやり方はいくらなんでもアカンで  どこがおもてなしや？人でなしの国やないけ	A newlywed girl was captured, spitting out blood, and suffering leg injuries. She was threatened to keep her mouth shut. Tokyo’s immigration authorities have a horrible refugee policy. Every time I look at this approach, I wonder if it would be ok for the United Nations to look at Japan as an enemy nation. This method of doing things is not good no matter how you look at it. One starts to wonder where Japan’s manners went.
685	新しい家具を買ったんだが、ついでに引っ越そうかこのまま実家にいようか迷う	I've bought new furniture,  but I'm in two minds as to whether to move or to stay where I am.
3798	新年早々作曲したのです！！！！！	I composed a piece so early in the new year!!!!!
3520	新年早々抜きたくなってきた	I want to get out early in the new year.
1071	新年明けましておめでとう！えっ？Jランドはまだ2017年なの？ここシドニーではド派手な新年祝い始まる  もう日本たたければなんでもええねんな	Happy new year! What? It's still 2017 in the Netherlands? Here in Sydney, a super gaudy new years party is about to start. If you're going to put down Japan then anything goes.
919	新幹線の博多ー小倉間で架線トラブル 博多直通の東海道新幹線にも影響し 現在も1時間以上の遅れが出ている模様  凧糸で止まってたとか	Trouble with the overhead wiring on the shinkansen line between Hakata and Ogura  Ogura through service's Tokaido shinkansen also affected  Currently delayed more than 1 hour  It got stopped by a kite string, or something
3602	新幹線：ドア開け忘れ、２００人置き去り 名古屋駅  車掌も置き去りｗ	Shinkansen: Forgets to open doors, 200 people left behind at Nagoya Station. Conductor also left behind  Hahaha
3627	「新技術の開発に集中」	"Focusing on development of new technology".
3841	新曲作りました。テーマは「やさしみ」です	Released new song.
4433	ツイッタージャパン、新機能検討	Twitter Japan, looking into new functionality.
4203	ニコニコさん、新機能ウンコすぎて死ぬ  （くそ）	Niko niko san, the new function is such a jerk (shit)
1937	新潟なら八海山のほうが好み	In terms of Niigata sake, I prefer stuff from the Hakkaisan brewery.
293	新燃岳が噴火	Shinmoedake erupts.
2665	トヨタの新しいヒューマノイドは、まるで生きているように操ることができる  バク転してよ	Toyota's New "Humanoid" Robot Can Move Like a Human  Do a back flip!
671	新発見！	It is a new discovery!
605	新しい眼鏡買いに行こうかな	I'm thinking of going to buy new glasses.
1582	新しい眼鏡買いに行こうかな	Should I go and buy new glasses?
4271	新種誕生  トンビが鷹を産んだ（老眼	Birth of a new species. Greatness born from mediocrity. (Farsighted)
2042	「新聞崩壊」はたった一年でこんなに進んでしまった  20世紀の時代はテックウィンとかジャイアソとか買って色んな欲を満たしてました   つかディスクに収録の付録がフリーソフトの入手手段の全てって感じだった   今じゃ表示出来て当然のJPGですら付録のdllファイルがないと表示できない時代って   今にして思えばすごいなぁと思ったり	”Newspaper Crisis" accelerated in a year. In the 20th century, I used to buy magazines like TECH Win and Jyaiaso to fulfill my desire. In fact, supplements in the disk were only means to get free software back then. It's a common sense today that anyone can open JPG, but looking back at the age when we couldn't open JPG without a supplemental dll file, I think that the time has changed amazingly.
1908	新聞社ヘ届け｜被害者の顔写真に報道上の価値はほぼないことを示す研究  貴重か貴重でないかネット貴族が判断するだろ	News for newspapers: research reveals there is almost no value in the press releasing headshots of a victim. Worthwhile, or not? The netizens will surely decide.
198	新聞記者の教育は限界に「ジャーナリスト育成で新聞社と教育機関は協力を」  新聞って新聞じゃないんだもの   旧聞になってるんだから	Education for journalist would be no better "Need for newspaper companies and educational institutes to team up for training journalists"? After all newspapers are no longer newspapers, now they are oldspapers.
4347	新規モデレーターを募集します	I am recruiting new moderators.
3927	新規モデレーターを募集します  自分より上が消えればその分上がる	We will be searching for a new moderator  If one above you disappears, you will rise accordingly
3187	マソソソ・マソソソの新譜、最近出たから聞いてくれよな	Marilyn Manson's new song just came out, so give it a listen.
3126	新谷真弓さんは出るんだな、安心した。それにしても、林原めぐみさんも出るとは!	Even so, to think that Hayashibara Megumi would also be in it!
65	新しい隠語の誕生か	The birth of a new secret language at school?
362	〆た方がええクズっておるもんやなあ	There are some assholes we should strangle and do away with, huh?
1062	施工管理技士880万か	8,800,000 management specialists of Mitsubishi aircraft construction, huh?
1100	キノの旅も見てる。新旧ファンタジー旅アニメだ。	It's an old and a new fantasy journey animation.
1964	もう既に不老不死の時代！？「あと10年で、寿命回避速度に入る」レイ・カーツワイル氏  欲をいえば「不労不老不死」がいいな	Are we already at the age of perpetual youth and immortality?  According  to Ray Kurzweil, "In ten years, we will evade our allotted lifespan".  It's everyone's dream, right?  Unearned perpetual youth.
746	さすがに既にご存知でしょうが一応。	But you probably already know that.
1996	ぴょん「既存メディアの論調などに決して流されることなく、持ち前の冷静な分析力とわかりやすい語り口で、評論活動を通じておられる三浦さんには、正論新風賞として初の女性受賞者としても今後、さらなるご活躍を大いに期待しております。」あっ....  真の日本人ってなんだょ	Pyon "Never being swayed by the tone of the current media, etc., with calm analytical skill and words that are easy to understand, Ms. Miura, who through criticism is still highly expected to be further active in the future as the first female winner as the aforementioned new style award" ahh... truly a Japanese person.
4507	ぴょん「既存メディアの論調などに決して流されることなく、持ち前の冷静な分析力とわかりやすい語り口で、評論活動を通じておられる三浦さんには、正論新風賞として初の女性受賞者としても今後、さらなるご活躍を大いに期待しております。」あっ....  耳垢がしっとりしてる人。	Pyon "without being swept away by the tone of existing media and with a cool, calming, easy to understand speech, Mr. Miura who has been through a lot of criticism says that we are looking forward to the further success of the first female winner of the new newspaper award" Ah... a person with damp earwax.
2318	「ドイツでは、１日10時間超えて働くことは法律で禁止されている。６カ月間の平均では１日８時間を超えてはならない」「大半の労働者が年間30日の有給休暇を100％消化」「１年の４割、約150日は休んでいる」「ドイツの経済は好調で、労働者１人当たりの労働生産性は日本を５割近く上回っている」  ？？？「よそはよそ！うちはうち！」	"In Germany it is against the law to work in excess of 10 hours in one day. For a six month average one cannot exceed 8 hours per day." "Most workers use 100% of their 30 paid vacation days per year." "In one year 40% or approximately 150 days are not work days." "The German economy is excellent, and productivity per worker exceeds that of Japan by almost 50%." ??? "There is there! Here is here!"
985	日テレ、世論調査で共産党の支持率が3位という結果がでてしまって無かったことに  回答率34％もたいがいな精度ｗだとは思うが、こういう恣意的な隠蔽見ると   やっぱ日本のメディアがやる世論調査は色んな『忖度（有罪）』で成り立ってるのだなぁと	Nippon TV, opinion poll finding that the Communist Party ranks 3rd in approval ratings hasn't come out  I thought a 34% response rate is suitably accurate lol, but looking at this kind of arbitrary concealment  After all, the opinion polls condicted by the Japanese media are based in various "conjectures (guilt)"
1520	日テレ、世論調査で共産党の支持率が3位という結果がでてしまって無かったことに  支持率順だとすると維新も弾かれてるからね   共産排除というよりはじめから5政党を決めてそこだけ切り出したんだろう   それで問題ないと考えるのがおかしい 音声はそのままでも画面上で全政党・支持政党無しの割合を出すことは別に変じゃない(他局はそうしてる)	Japan TV.  According to opinion polls, the Communist Party is no. 3 in popularity.  There has been a revolution in the popularity ratings, eh! If the Communist Party is excluded, we can pick out just 5 parties from the beginning.  Its strange that nobody is concerned about that. Is it strange to allocate speaking to  political parties without supporting parties, according to a ratio. Other bureaus do this.
2307	日テレ、世論調査で共産党の支持率が3位という結果がでてしまって無かったことに  継続は力なり 共産党	Nippon TV, opinion poll found that the Communist Party is ranked third in terms of support  Slowly but surely  Communist Party
2610	日テレ、世論調査で共産党の支持率が3位という結果がでてしまって無かったことに  こんなことじゃ   「茶バンキシャ」   って言われるようになるぞ	Nippon Television, the result of polling opinion survey came out that the Communist Party's support rate was third place and treated it as it didn't happen With such things, people are going to call you guys "Farce reporters"
3395	「スーパー・ブルー・ブラッドムーン」、３１日に各地で観測  あ・・おいち	"Super Blue Blood Moon", On the 31st
1422	おせち「１日で完成」レシピ本人気 手軽に時間短縮  小ガニの佃煮あるかな   あれ友達の家で食ったけど、すごいうまかった   相手の家族の分も全部食ったし、思い出してらマジキチだと思った	Apparently, high level knowledge of anime was tested on the National Center Test for University Admissions. Well, after all, you can pick  up Japanese geography playing Momotaru Dentetsu.
264	ロシアの日常	Everyday life in Russia, I hadn't seen that!
1357	ロシアの日常  元から窓ないっぽいね	A window into daily life in Russia.
1900	ロシアの日常  これ割ってるのは窓じゃなくて窓の形のまま凍った氷かな	Everyday in Russia  Instead of a window, it's ice frozen in the shape of a window.
4480	ロシアの日常  この大きさで『ミーシャ』なのかい	Everyday in Russia, is it "Misha" at this size?
519	ロシアの日常  ホース折れそう	Everyday Russia  Looks like the hose is gonna break
3341	やっぱ日常的に使うのが一番だとおもう	I think using English in daily life is the most important.
3165	フランス「日曜日に労働するなんて社会的な後退」  日曜はスーパー休みでいいのか？（困惑	France "Working on Sunday is a regression of society". Is it okay for the supermarket to be closed on Sunday? (Confusion)
1785	日曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  やっとゼノブレ2が3話まで行ったけどノリが1とだいぶ違って少しえぇ……ってなったのは内緒だ	Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! We had two or three discussions about Xenoblade Chronicles and each one was a little bit different... The results are a secret
2498	日曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  ひたすらgta5やってる   ヒューメイン襲撃なかなか人が集まらん	Sunday is game day!  Let's all chat together.  I've been relentlessly playing GTA5.  People don't really get together after humane attacks.
1024	日曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！	Sunday is game day!
4359	日曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  アズレンドイツイベ始まったが   世界一の装甲艦の恐ろしさを思い知らせてやる！→きゃああああ(即死)   私が世界一の重巡！→ちゅどーん(即死)   ＞＜憎んでいる。すべてを。   鉄血勢ネタキャラ多過ぎないですかね	Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! Azur Lane Doitsu Event has begun but I'll show you the horror of the world's greatest armored ship! → Ahhhhhhhhh! (instant death) I am the most circulated! →Boom (instant death)  ＞＜I hate it. all of it. There are too many iron blood characters.
2981	日曜日のこの時間が一番くる	Every Sunday at this time it happens.
725	日曜朝のニュースを見て愕然としたこと  ソースなしスレ立てマン   なぜかフレアはクソスレではない不思議	Astonishment upon seeing the Sunday morning news  There are so many threads without a source  Why there isn't a flair indicating shitty threads is a mystery
3003	もう日本にいなさそう	(17/11/19) Doesn't seem like any more of them in Japan.
4295	日本で2人の死刑が執行されたことに欧州委員会が死刑反対の共同声明を発表	As Japan carries out the death penalty for two prisoners, the European Commission releases joint declaration against the death penalty.
3327	日本のローカルCMがアメリカでエラいことに  すげーな。このCM誰か止める奴いなかったのか。	Japan's local commercial is being talked about in America. Wow. There was nobody who tried to stop this commercial.
4187	日本にかえってきた…	I returned to Japan....
2645	なぜ日本のおじさんは「世界一孤独」なのか？  さびしいなら、宗教に入ればいいのにと思うが、日本の宗教団体はダメダメなんだよね。    伝統宗教は御利益の無い拝金主義   新興宗教は功徳の無い組織主義   に陥っている。	Why are older Japanese men the best at being isolated? I was thinking that if they're lonely they could join a religion, but Japan's no good at religious groups. Traditional religion is without the grace of God and greedy. New religions have fallen into organized systems without virtues.
26	日本が中国に完敗した今、26歳の私が全てのオッサンに言いたいこと（藤田 祥平）  30歳として言ってること概ね同感やけど、おじさまに命令口調で且つ「日本から出て行くぞ」なんてのは結局他力本願+脅しっていう結構ダサいパターンだぞ。	Now that Japan completely got out performed by China, as a 26 year old I want to say that I agree with men like the 30 year old fujita youhei but for them to say that they would leave japan is an empty threat and does not look good.
215	なぜ日本人PKO隊員はカンボジアで殺されたか「23年目の真実」（旗手 啓介）  名字が立つ崎の﨑とハシゴ高の髙なのね	Why were the Japanese PKOs killed in Cambodia? "The Truth of 23 Years" (Keigo Kaminari)   So his surname is written like that in Chinese characters.
469	日本人が「公文書改ざんの重大性」にピンと来ないのはなぜか？ そこに、この国の「闇」が潜んでいる  ピンとこないのは日本には古史古伝と  「記紀」  があるから･･････  だと思うゾ	Why does "the seriousness of falsification of official documents" not make any sense for Japanese people? This confusion that lurks in the "darkness" of this country is because in Japan, we have the ancient history and legends "the Kojiki and the Nihonshoki"....that's what I think
1704	ニューヨークの日本人向けフリーペーパーに載っている記事  産経もアプリ無料だから	Articles in free newspaper for New York Japanese  The Sankei also has a free app.
1603	日本人客が戻ってこない「さまよえる百貨店の雄」伊勢丹の憂鬱  心配いらないよ。 アベノミクスで好景気だし、外人観光客も増えるし、東京オリンピックの経済効果もあるからね。   さあ、もう一度唱えてごらん   アベノミクス〜アベノミクス〜アベノミクス〜	Japanese customers don't return. "Wandering department store men." Isetan depression. No need to worry. With Abenomics the economy is booming, there are more foreign tourists, and there's also the positive economic effects from the Tokyo Olympics. Well, let's sing one more time. Abenomics, Abenomics, Abenomics.
3795	日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」	"The Germans invent it, the Americans commercialize it, the British invest in it, the French design it, the Italians publicize it, the Japanese downsize and improve its performance, the Chinese make pirated versions, and the Koreans claim to be the original inventors of it."
1003	日本人の性欲は異常て昔コピペしてたヤツが嫌儲におったが強ち間違いでは無いのが悲しいな	There was a spammer that copied and pasted a long time ago that Japanese people’s sex drive is not normal when talking about how scary the Little League Baseball Opening Ceremony was.
582	しかし日本人がナチス擁護するとかナチスが白人至上主義集団ってことすら知らないのか	But do they not know about things like Japanese people advocating for Nazis or that Nazism is a white supremacist group?
3987	日本人は昔から天皇推しだからしょうがないよね	Japanese people have long been supporting an emperor since you can not help it
2718	日本人の有休消化率、世界最下位	Japan's rate of paid days off taken by employees is lowest in the world.
1761	日本人の有休消化率、世界最下位	Rate of the used portion of employees' annual paid vacation lowest in the world, according to Expedia survey.
3380	日本人の有休消化率、世界最下位 エクスペディア調査  エリクサー使えない病	Japanese paid vacation use rate, world's lowest  Expedia survey  A disease that can't be cured by an elixir
4350	日本人アニメーター“海外流出”危機も	There is also a danger of the "foreign outflow" of Japanese animators.
3977	まーた日本人の生卵思い出したよ	I remembered raw eggs made by Japanese.
3062	日本人男性の「赤ちゃん工場」スキャンダル、海外も高い関心 タイで代理出産  ここから先は陰謀サブレ向け案件だね   r/inbou_ja/    ちなみに、俺元MOD（	Japanese mens' 「Baby factory」scandal, foreign countries are also concerned.  The surrogate births happening in Thailand might also be a topic of the "conspiracy" subreddit from now on.  r/inbou_ja/ By the way, I was previous the MOD (
3403	日本人は移住先で日本人出来ないと思うが	Even if we are open to receiving their troubles over SNS, Japanese aren't able to do that in the place that they have immigrated to, but they are not standing in a place like me where I can do Chinese with one arm!
1690	なぜ日本人は賃貸自由主義より35年ローン地獄を選ぶのか	Why do Japanese people prefer a 35 year loan hell to living a loan free lifestyle.
1678	なぜ日本人は賃貸自由主義より35年ローン地獄を選ぶのか  欧米とは気候（湿気）が違うから，同条件では語れんと思う。手入れ悪いとコンクリだってバンバン腐るし。下手にリフォームするより建て替えの方がカネかからないケースだって多い。現状それで回ってしまってるからな。買う側も新築信仰がすごいし。  もっとも，おっしゃるように使える建物を壊してしまうのは実際勿体ないし（MOTTAINAIとか口先ばっかやな），我が国がビンボーになれば（規定の事実）否応なしに使い回さざるをえんと思う。	Why do Japanese people choose the hell that is a 35 year loan over the freedom that comes with renting? Compared to the West the climate (humidity) is different, so I don't think they can be considered in the same way. Speaking of tough maintenance, even concrete falls apart with time. There are even numerous cases where it is cheaper to rebuild than it is to remodel. That's what the present situation is. People who buy houses and those who believe in building new ones are amazing. Taking a usable building and destroying it is truly wasteful (of course the word "wasteful" is mere lip service), and if our country becomes poor (foregone conclusion) then whether we like it or not they'll have to be reused.
2171	｢日本人は起業家精神がない｣は誤った認識だ | 起業が少ない本当の理由とは？  起業するよりサラリーマンしてる方が遥かに楽だし安定してるからね。  起業家の父親持ってる息子が言うんだから信じなよ。  起業っていうのは失うもののない奴と金持ちが道楽でやることよ。  人生において逆転劇はあるがそれは一発逆転ではない、覚えておいて損はないぞ。	"Japanese people don't have the entrepreneurial spirit" is an incorrect notion.| What is the real reason there are few startups? It is because it is much easier and safer to be an employee than to be an entrepreneur. I'm a son who's father was an entrepreneur, so you can believe me. Startups are easy paths for those with nothing to lose or who are already rich. There are turnarounds in life, but things do not turnaround with a single action. That is something worth remembering.
720	日本が今年の中国の文字に「北」を選んでいた一方、ニュージーランドでは今年の文句に「これはお前のペニスじゃないと言ってくれ」を選出していた・・・  公然で言葉責めするのやめろ	While Japan chose "north" as this year's Chinese character, New Zealand on the other hand chose "Please tell me that's not your penis" for quote of the year... Stop with the official verbal abuse
2479	日本仕様のは軽量小型でひょっとするとアメリカ向けよりずいぶん良いのかな思っていたのだけどどうなんでしょ	I thought that the ones used by Japanese might be lighters and smaller and might be better than the ones in America, but I wonder if that's the case...
351	日本企業は「お勉強」海外視察を撲滅せよ。日本人は相手の時間奪う意識が希薄 [BUSINESS INSIDER JAPAN]  日本の海外視察ってメインは風俗だしお勉強が適当なのは当然	Japanese enterprises abolish so called 'study' trips overseas.  Japanese people are less aware about wasting other people's time.  BUSINESS INSIDER JAPAN The type of 'study' done on overseas business trips is of brothels.
1105	日本企業、博士使いこなせず？	Are Japanese businesses unable to properly use PhDs?
78	日本企業、博士使いこなせず？	Are Japanese companies unable to properly use PhDs?
757	日本企業童貞説	Japanese company immaculate conception.
4131	まず日本企業のものを買わないようにすればいいのか？	How about not buying anything from Japanese companies from the beginning?
954	日本会議はチョン！	The Japanese Congress are idiots!
4458	日本会議が自民使って公文書に和暦使う法案を成立させたからなぁ	This is because the Japanese conference adopted the Japanese calendar bill with the LDP.
444	日本の伝説を調べたら、驚きの「縄文世界」が浮かび上がってきた  政府の明治スゴイと大差なさそう	\\nWhen I investigated the Japanese legends, the surprising "Jomon world" came to the surface  It doesn't seem like there's a big difference from the Meiji government
1484	日本を侵略して領土奪ったのは事実だし奪った領土を返せというのは普通	Not only is it a fact that they invaded Japan and stole land, it's a common occurrence where we tell them to give us back our land.
1130	｢日本は借金まみれ｣という人の根本的な誤解	The fundamental misunderstanding that people have saying, "Japan is covered with debt."
2843	「日本の借金１千兆円」を性懲りもなく煽る人たちの狙いと本音（髙橋 洋一）  じゃけん増税しましょうね～	"The Japanese debt is 100 quadrillion yen." People who haven't learned their lesson are getting stirred up and voicing their opinions (Takahashi Yōichi) Let's have a cruel tax increase~
391	どうせ日本の儒教は美しい儒教だけど中韓の儒教は腐ったゴミ儒教、みたいな独自理論を展開すんだろ	There's always someone who sees the title and becomes sad.
3592	これ日本兵だったら公執公執叫びまくってわざと転んで少女をレイプするだろ	If this were a Japanese solder he'd probably cry out and fall on purpose and rape her.
1794	日本円とかいまどき古いよ	Currency like the Japanese yen is so last century.
2980	日本もアホみたいに出すけどな。末期医療で	Japan gives them out like candy as well for end of life care.
1171	日本サイドは出たとして開催後…かな?	From the point of view of the Japan side, after the hosting?
464	日本刀専門家のイギリス人男性、実家の寝室で切腹	An Englishman specialising in Japanese swords committed seppuku in his bedroom.
74	日本列島がドス黒い色してる	The Japanese Islands has a dusky color to it.
176	日本にかえってきた…  チップ制度って滅亡し掛けてると聞いてたけれど  まだ即金なんだアメリカ	I went back to Japan... I heard the tip system is on the way out, but it is still the American way of making outright purchases.
3030	日本だと制裁やってる感だけだしとけば支持率上がるからね	If it were Japan then with a feeling of holding back the approval rating would go up.
3064	日本化するアメリカ	The situation behind the「lower class」that newly appeared in Japan.
977	日本の北朝鮮ファンクラブ「先軍女子」	The Japanese North Korean fan club "Former Military Girls" will again this year cosplay as the North Korean girls group "Moranbon Band" in a live performance.
3032	日本は北欧好きだから習っても・・と思うが、	Bipartisan agreement (Abumi Asaki).
537	日本の原発輸出に英国現地の反応は	I know Hitachi is not all on board with this.
1188	日本各地で「火球」か 目撃相次ぐ  これ半分安倍のせいだろ	All over Japan, sightings of a "fireball" happen one after the other. Half of this is Abe's fault.
1149	日本各地で「火球」か 目撃相次ぐ  地表から空へ登っていく無明逆流れもありそう	All over Japan, sightings of a "fireball" happen one after the other. It was reported that Mumyōgyakunagare was ascending into the sky from the earth too.
455	カーリング日本の吉田知那美、世界に向けて「にっこにっこにー♪」 徳井青空さんも混乱（平昌オリンピック）  その辺は見てなかったけど  さっきテレビ付けたらもう第10エンドで、うっ、おあーっ、うまいっ、とか力入りながら見ちゃってるすごい正確だな韓国チームううん日本チームがんばれ  追記：わー延長！  追記：あーーーんでもおもしろかった韓国チームの精度すごかった	Yoshida Chinami of the Japanese curling team, gives the world a "Nikko Nikko nii ♪". Tokui Sora at a loss for words (Pyeongchang Olympics). I didn't see that part, but a bit ago I had the TV on and in the 10th end I was like "Ooh, ah,  nice" and I was really getting into it and thought their precision was amazing. The Korean team, and of course go Japan team. PS: Whoa, overtime! PS: Aaaahhh, but it was really interesting. The Korean team was amazingly precise.
825	日本には四季があるんだから冬には雪ぐらい降らないとね。	Japan has four seasons so you expect snow in winter.
1396	日本国政府が教員下見計画	Japanese government plans to hold review of faculty.
744	日本国民「支持する！」	Japanese citizens "We approve!"
1408	日本地理は桃鉄で憶えられるしね	Well, after all, you can pick  up Japanese geography playing Momotaru Dentetsu.
2985	日本型雇用を誰が殺したのか	Who killed the Japanese style of employment?
4451	いま日本で増えている「出不精な若者」をどう鼓舞するか  まだやってるんかそれ！しぶといなホイチョイプロ	How to inspire the "lazy young man," which is increasing in Japan now. Are you still going this! Beautiful Hui Choi Pro
1952	カーリング日本女子３連勝で首位	Japanese women's curling team reaches first place following three consecutive victories.
448	日本は「子供のためにできるだけサンタはいるということにしたい」文化があんまり定着しなかったね。なんでだろうね。[r/funny]	In Japan "For the sake of the children, I want to say that Santa exists as much as possible" type of culture didn't really take hold.
2348	「日本のおよそ１６％の子どもが深刻な貧困状態」	"Roughly 16% of Japanese children are in a serious situation."
2348	日本の子どもの貧困率に懸念	Concern over poverty rates among children in Japan.
2430	「日本のどこがダメなのか？」に対する中国ネット民の驚きの回答  前も書いたかもしれんけど他者は受け容れられないのに自分のことは知ってほしい、褒めてほしいっていうのは思春期初期なんだよね、日本は国全体が中二病ってこと   かつてマッカーサーが言ったという「日本人は12歳の少年だ」っていうのも真意はそのへんなんじゃないかと思うわ  そういえば日本会議界隈の考えてることなんていかにも中二な他者視線に欠ける感傷的自己愛肥大症ってかんじ	Surprising response on Chinese internet to the question, "What is wrong with Japan?" I might have written this before, but despite being unable to accept others wanting them to know you and comfort you is something from the first stages of puberty. All of Japan acts like a middle schooler. I don't think that MacArthur's comment that "Japanese people are like 12 year old boys" was all that strange. Come to think of it, the way Nippon Kaigi thinks of neighboring countries without considering their viewpoints is basically the same as an emotional and narcissistic middle schooler.
279	「日本のどこがダメなのか？」に対する中国ネット民の驚きの回答  メンツや忖度の悪い面じゃないかな  ちょうど今謝罪してる町議や副大臣が指摘そのままの謝罪してるね	'What is there about Japan that is really awful?'  Chinese netizens make some astonishing revelations about our dark side. The town councilor and deputy ministers'  apologies were mentioned.  These apologies still stand.
1112	サッカー、ワールドカップ。日本はコロンビア、セネガル、ポーランドと対戦決まる。日本人ファン「いけるぞ」  0%じゃないからいけるぞ	Football  Worldcup. Japan is determined with Columbia, Senegal, Poland for one section. Japanese fans, "let`s go" our chance is better than 0 percent.
1815	サッカー、ワールドカップ。日本はコロンビア、セネガル、ポーランドと対戦決まる。日本人ファン「いけるぞ」  この組ならいける→やっぱダメだった  何度これを繰り返せば学ぶのか	Soccer World Cup.  Japan's opponents have been determined to be Colombia, Senegal and Poland.  Japanese fans: "We can do it!"  We can do it with this team → After all, it was hopeless  How many times will we repeat this before you learn?
3433	サッカー、ワールドカップ。日本はコロンビア、セネガル、ポーランドと対戦決まる。日本人ファン「いけるぞ」  どう考えても3敗だろ…   勝とうとしてしょっぱいサッカーするより   思い切りやってくれや	Soccer, World Cup. Japan will compete against Colombia, Senegal and Poland. Japanese fans, "You can do it!"  No matter how you think about it, it's 3 losses... If you want to win, it takes more than inferior soccer  Please do it with all your heart
112	日本の「寿司」はなぜ地域でこんなにも違うのか	I wonder why the Sushi culture in Japan vary so much based on region.
3049	日本の「寿司」はなぜ地域でこんなにも違うのか  TIL	Why is Japan's 「Sushi」so different depending on the area?
4376	日本の少女、６割が「来世は外国人に生まれたい」＝中国メディア	Japanese girls, 60% "in their next life want to be born as a foreigner" = Chinese media.
4169	えっ、どうして？ 日本の少女、６割が「来世は外国人に生まれたい」＝中国メディア  中学から高校なんて控えめに言って煉獄だろ。残当	Well, why? 60% of Japanese girls "want to born in foreigners in the next life" = Chinese Media. To say the least, purgatory is from middle school to high school. Disppointing
43	えっ、どうして？ 日本の少女、６割が「来世は外国人に生まれたい」＝中国メディア  日本でいい意味で外国人ていう場合絶対白人だよなあ	Why? Chinese media reported that 60% of Japanese girls are saying, “I want to be born as a foreigner in my next life.” One would definitely be white if one was born in Japan as a foreigner.
2271	「日本ユニセフはアグネスチャンが広告塔やってるユニセフに名前が似ただけの団体」というデマに騙されてるクソ馬鹿	Those stupid idiots that were decived by the lie that "Japan UNICEF's Agnes Chan said that it is just an organization whose name looks similar on billboards."
4293	日本でも影響出ててワロタ	This even effects Japan, LOL.
1934	日本は「いつのまにかアニメ後進国」：アイドルが登場するのは「ガンダムファンが嫌いそうだから」 「マクロス」河森監督の企画論  自衛隊の基地祭でも戦車大人気だし	Japan: "at some point, we fell behind in anime." Idols appear in the show specifically because "it seemed like something gundam fans would dislike."  Macross director Kawamori's theory of anime production. At JSDF festivals, tanks are a bit hit, too.
1724	どこの日本だよと思ったら、アメリカかよ	What part of Japan, I thought, but I guess it's America
3340	日本のメスザルは性的意図でシカ相手に疑似交尾	Japan's female monkeys show sexual intent by pretending to mate with deer.
2854	日本のメスザルは性的意図でシカ相手に疑似交尾  鹿もまんざら嫌じゃない予感しかしない	Japan's female monkey has sexual intentions with deer, but she does not dislike fake mating deer, neither do deer's  side .
2883	日本にもアニメに恋したヤモメという鳥がいます	There is also a bird called Yamame that fell in love with an anime character in Japan
3419	日本に悪魔がいるってマジ？  エコエコアザラクエコエコザメラク  スチュワーデスになあれ!	Are there really demons in Japan? Eko Eko Azarak Eko Eko Zomelak  Become a stewardess!
824	日本に悪魔がいるってマジ？  裏切者の名を受けて♪	Are there demons in Japan?   Seriously?  Give us the betrayers' names.  ♪
1484	日本の愛国者が駐日ロシア大使館にTwitterで絡み、国際問題に	Japanese patriots get caught up with the Russian Embassy of Japan on Twitter, creating an international incident.
1692	日本の慰安婦像撤去要求、フィリピンが拒絶「表現の自由」	The Philippines has rejected requests to remove images of comfort women, citing freedom of expression.
842	日本の慰安婦像撤去要求、フィリピンが拒絶「表現の自由」	The Philippines refused Japans request for the removal of the comfort women statue, citing 'freedom of expression'.
3857	日本が拾いそう	Japan might pick it up.
1842	日本政府「UFOの存在は確認せず」 答弁書を閣議決定  今公表したらパニックになるのは目に見えてるので当たり前   だからピカピカ目立っておるで〜ってアピールしてるのよ	The Government of Japan has produced an Answer, "The existence of UFOs have not been confirmed", in a cabinet decision   That this will cause panic if published at this time is obvious, because we are looking at it right now  That's why something that stands out brightly will always have its appeal
4226	日本政府、カジノの入場料2000円取ればギャンブル依存症を防止できると誤認	The Japanese government says if take a Casino's entrance fee of 2,000 yen, you can prevent gambling addiction, which is false.
40	日本政府は去年１１月、日本の人権状況について審査を行う国連人権理事会の作業部会から「報道の自由」や従軍慰安婦問題など２１７の項目について勧告を受けました。	In terms of  "freedom of media",  Japan government was asked to ensure the independence of media by concern on Secret Information Protection Act and revision on Broadcast Act, but Japan government refused the warnings on "freedom of media".
3603	日本政府がやれば叩く	If the Japanese government does it they get slammed.
40	日本政府、国連部会の「報道の自由」勧告を拒否	Japan government refused the "freedom of media" of  United Nations.
441	キズナアイさん 日本政府観光局のプロジェクトに採用されたもよう  おいおい、10万再生くらいのコンテンツやないか   おかしいだるるぉ！	Kizuna Ai has been adopted as a project of the Japanese government's tourism bureau  Hey, hey, isn't there content with around 100,000 views?  It's so straaange!
1816	キズナアイさん 日本政府観光局のプロジェクトに採用されたもよう  くっさ	Ai Kizuna has been adopted as part of a project by the Japanese tourism bureau  Eww
4280	キズナアイさん 日本政府観光局のプロジェクトに採用されたもよう  企業(スポンサー)の悪い意味で代弁させてる   アホな操り人形だったけど   頭脳(右寄)が入ったおかげで   無論悪い意味で   自由に動けるようになったな()	Kizuna AI used in project for Japan National Tourism Organization. Acting as a proxy for the business (sponsor) in a bad way. What a stupid puppet. Because it got in their head (右寄), without doubt in a bad way they were able to move freely ()
30	キズナアイさん 日本政府観光局のプロジェクトに採用されたもよう  豚は英語でトン	Ai Kizuna will be connected with the  government tourism bureau projects.   That's about as unbelievable as a pig speaking English.
4109	キズナアイさん 日本政府観光局のプロジェクトに採用されたもよう  顔バレしたのらきゃっとは？	Kizunaai san,  was adopted a part  of a  project of the Japanese government tourist. What happened with Nora cat?
1629	日本政府が輸出推進、採算ピンチ	Japanese government pushes for exports, financial crisis.
4304	日本政府、デジタル通貨（ｅ円）発行の検討を明言。	The Japanese government has announced its consideration to issue digital currency (e yen).
1961	日本だって数十年前は鼻薬にヒロポン混ぜてたよねｗ	In Japan we mixed in Philopon with nose medicine decades ago, lol.
2789	日本文化の技能あれば永住容易に 政府、アニメや漫画が対象  もうね必死でしょ	If you have skill in Japanese culture, you can easily get permanent residency  Subjects are government and anime and manga  They're already desperate, huh?
846	日本文化の技能あれば永住容易に 政府、アニメや漫画が対象  忖度できないとダメだから、俺日本人のはずだけど追放されちゃうんだろうなぁ	You can easily get permanent residency if you have the skills that are fit for Japanese culture, such as in government, anime, or manga. It has to be assumed though, so I’ll probably get deported even if I’m supposed to be Japanese.
1404	日本のスマホゲーム「旅かえる」、中国で異例の大ヒット	Japanese mobile game Travel Frog becomes an unexpected hit in China.
2934	日本のこころ「朝日新聞が竹島の日を報じていない」は間違い→実は見落とし、謝罪はせず  これの相手して時間使ってんの？ハハッ	The heart of Japan, "Asahi Shimbun failed to report on Takeshima Day" was a mistake, actually it was an oversight, and they didn't issue an apology. You're wasting you time with this? Hah
862	日本メディアはスルーする、海外メディアが報じる「日本のおかしさ」  認知障害者や痴呆者、暴言老害がなぜか権力を持ち仕切る国	The Japanese media looks the other way.  Foreign media report on the strangeness of Japan. A place where the intellectually disabled and the demented, where filthy mouthed and bullying old men gain power.
4267	もうじき日本の海が死ぬ	Before long Japan's oceans will die: "Worst oil spill in history" is expected to make a direct hit on the ocean areas of Japan, according to proclamation from England's Ocean Center.
1897	日本の特異性って結局島国なことに尽きると思うから、陸路で大陸とつながれば中高生の自殺も減るはず	Suicides among middle and high school children should decline if we could get to the mainland by road.
1372	日本の『現実路線』はゲスすぎる	Japan's 'real line'.
1794	日本では現金決済を支えるのに年間2兆円ものコストがかかっている	It costs 2 trillion yen per year to support cash transactions.
3026	「日本で２番目に小さい市」、小田急ダイヤ改定に歓喜	"Second smallest city in Japan", Odakyu Diamond change welcomed.
3779	なぜ日本は「発達障害大国」なのか	Why is Japan a "Large nation with development disorder"?
1441	なぜ日本は「発達障害大国」なのか 国別統計で常にトップレベルの理由  老害…	Why is Japan among the leading nations in terms of developmental disability? The reason it is always the top in country rankings: related to old age
3799	日本相撲協会、暴行問題で貴乃花巡業部長の責任追及…冬巡業に帯同させず「安心して弟子を（巡業に）預けられない」「大切な力士を預かっている意識が薄い」  イジメやらチクリやら国技の総合商社だな	The Japan Sumo Association holds stablemaster Takanohana responsible for assault scandal... He doesn't make his apprentice go to the winter regional tour. "I can't let my apprentice go (to the regional tour)" "They don't have the awareness that they're in charge of an important sumo wrestler." Bullying and snitching, they're like the national sport's general trading company.
160	日本の県旗と、元になった文字	Japan prefectural flags, original writing.
3084	日本の社会は人権の重さを噛み締めよ	Japan's society should reflect upon the importance of civil rights.
3192	おっ日本社会の膿じゃん	Oh, well if it isn't Japanese social cancer.
666	「日本の立場を官民を挙げてありとあらゆる場面で主張していくべきだ」	'We need to continue to insist on our position, which is held by all Japanese in both the public and private sectors.'
1400	日本のお笑い界に「人権感覚」を求めることは、八百屋に魚を売れと言っているようなものです。	Seeking a "human rights informed approach" in the Japanese comedy world is like asking a greengrocer to sell you fish.
287	日本アリ、米国で在来種追いやる	Japanese ants are driving away native species in the United States.
2907	日本アリ、米国で在来種追いやる  これは蟻ゲノム配列決定な流れ   駆除っていう実利の他に、社会性昆虫だから基礎研究の需要ある	It can do in Japan, Native species away in the US. This is a social insect, besides the real interest of sequestration of ant genome sequencing, there is a demand for fundamental research
4372	日本アリ、米国で在来種追いやる  そうか、わかったぞ  野武士　→　野武士軍団西鉄ライオンズ  サムライアリ　→　ニシテツライオンズアリ	The American ants, overtaking the native species in America. Oh, I get it   Warrior → Nishi Nippon Railroad army corps lions   Samurai ants → Nishi Nippon Railroad lions ants
1995	日本でやっても精々機種代だからコスパがね	Even if they did it in Japan it's mostly about the model, so it's an issue of performance for the cost.
2436	日本終わってた…	Japan's been done...
535	日本の美徳は謙虚なんですよ（高慢	(Haughty
535	日本の美と誇りを世界に	'Rising sun', telling the story of Japan's beauty and pride to the world.
3776	日本航空学園	Japan Aeronautics Institution, government owned land sold at one eight its appraised value.
233	日本の苗字「山本」は「山で楽しんだ性交」を意味する？	Does the Japanese family name "Yamamoto" mean "had fun intercourse on the mountain?"
3471	日本の製造業「壊れつつある」−米紙が分析 「職人を軽視した経営者が悪い」  経団連が空気読まずにおかしなコメント連発して、誰もそれを批判しなくなった頃から異様な雰囲気出てきたと思うけどね   小泉＋ｹｹ中路線なんだけど	Japan's manufacturing industry 「In the process of breaking」 An american newspaper analyzes that 「The company that hates the workers are in the wrong」.  The Federation of Economic Organizations has been saying weird comments all around because of lack of composure, and since the time that it became so that no one would argue with them, I think that there was a bizarre air that came from that.  It's the same direction that Koizumi had...
1302	日本、見捨てられる	Lets talk about the weather, so we can discuss things without any conditions'.\\nJapan; We can dismiss this.
3836	日本語でおｋ	Japanese is fine.
1614	日本語でおｋ	Japanese language is fine.
1129	日本語でおk	Japanese is fine.
3805	日本語入力の「ATOK」、最新版は「月額制」のみに―買い切り版は終了へ  買い切りはまだいいんだが月額だと怖くてやめちゃうわ	Japanese input's "ATOK"'s newest version only allows a "monthly charge system." The outright purchasing version has ended. Outright purchase is fine but a monthly charge is scary so I'll stop using it.
3707	エキストラバージンオイルって日本語で処女の汁なんだって	Extra virgin oil in Japanese is virgin's juice.
1943	エキストラバージンオイルって日本語で処女の汁なんだって  でもvirginって童貞って意味もあるから男の子もいるのかも	So "extra virgin oil" in Japanese means the "oil of virgins," apparently. But "virgin" also applies to males, so maybe they use male virgin oil?!
266	日本語の英語教育は改善されていますか？  ALTの数が少なすぎる(1校に1人以下)   英語の授業時間が少なすぎて余計なことしてられない(中学3年間で270時間)   ALTの外国人は英語教授法を習ってない素人(出身国の教員免許は持ってるけど)     っていういろんな事情があるから難しいと思う	Has English language education in Japanese improved?  There are too few ALTs (one or fewer per school). There is not enough time devoted to English classes, so they can't do anything serious. (Total time is 270 hours over three years of junior high.) ALTs are just amateur foreigners with no formal training in English teaching (though they have teaching licenses in their native countries). So yeah, there are all these factors, so it's complicated.
90	日本の道路が左側通行になった意外な経緯	Japan’s traffic is on the left side.
2287	【日本すごい】邦人らが機内で乗務員の指示に従わず騒ぐ	'Japan is awesome' \\nJapanese people disrupt the plane, taking no notice of the cabin crew instruction.
601	【日本すごい】邦人らが機内で乗務員の指示に従わず騒ぐ 台湾の空港に引き返す事態に  暴れる日本人	[Awesome Japan] Japanese people make noise without any regard to the instructions of the crew in the plane. They were violent and had to return to the airport in Taiwan.
1181	日本青年会議所：中韓中傷ツイッターで炎上	Junior Chamber International Japan: Apologies for a flame site on Twitter slandering China and Korea.
3058	日本青年会議所の改憲ネット工作指針とされるもの： 愛国ミュージシャン山口采希推し、ボーカロイド曲化◆「改憲賛成美魔女図鑑」動画配信◆ツイッター右翼キャラ「宇予くん」 などが計画されているもよう  仮にも税理士のブログなのに1ページ目のテーマが漫画とラーメンしかないのな  この幼稚さが如何にもJCっぽい	Junior Chamber International Japan's constitutional change under net scrutiny: Pushing for patriot musician Ayaki Yamaguchi, making it into a Vocaloid song ◆「改憲賛成美魔女図鑑」Video Airing◆It seems like it's planned by personas such as Twitter right wing 「宇予くん」.  Even though it's a tax counselor's blog, the first page is about manga and ramen.  This immaturity is exactly like JC.
1948	「日本は高スキル人材の給与が低すぎる」、人材会社ヘイズが中国などと比較	Recruitment agency Hays, comparing Japanese market to China, says "Wages for talented people in Japan are too low."
3460	日本の高齢者は､なぜこうも｢不機嫌｣なのか | 「コミュ力」は鍛えられる！ | 東洋経済オンライン  世相じゃなくて、世代だろ	Why are old people in Japan always so 「grumpy」「コミュ力」
3465	日産が20年かけて実用化、世界初「可変圧縮比エンジン」が示す内燃機関の可能性  これ→複雑化・部品増える だろうしなー   EVの部品が減るのとは逆の流れ      技術開発自体は良い事だけども、完成するタイミングが遅かったかな?	The world's first 「Variable Compression Ratio Engine」that Nissan spent 20 years to make for practical use shows the internal combustion engine's possibilities.  This I'm sure → Complications/parts will increase  It's the opposite direction of EV that would make parts decrease.  Creating technology itself is a good thing, but I wonder if it was just a late completion?
1906	日産が20年かけて実用化、世界初「可変圧縮比エンジン」が示す内燃機関の可能性  関係ないけど「ドライヴァー」が気になりすぎて記事が読めん。「ヴ」を日本語から消してください(; ;)	What the world's first variable compression engine Nissan spent 20 years developing implies for the future of internal combustion. This is unrelated, but the way they spelled "driver" in Japanese is so irritating that I can't even read the rest of the article. Please get rid of the "vu" consonant in Japanese, it was never supposed to exist. (crying)
3774	日産、ドライバーの心を読んで反応時間を短縮する技術を開発	Nissan develops technology that reads the driver's mind and reduces reaction time.
816	日産が横浜工場内に中古車オークション会場  GTRしか取引されなそう	Nissan's used car auction site in the Yokohama factory  It seems that you can only trade the GTR
537	日立は乗り気薄なのを政府が絶対利益が出るように税金補填を約束してやらせる形か	Is the government trying to make them do it promising a tax supplement?
430	１日に立つサブミ数的に今LLLのピークなんじゃないかな  なんかめっちゃ賑わっとる   こわい	It seems that now LLL is peaking with sabumi rising in one day. It's really busy, Scary.
1231	日米首脳に「真の友情」が芽生え	"True friendship" sprouts between leaders of Japan and US.
2159	[日経MJ(流通新聞)]プリキュア、ニッポン株式会社と戦う	[Nikkei MJ (Circulating Shimbun)] PreCure and Japan Inc. do battle.
397	日経コラム:一強安定政権で世界の尊敬を 「日本の外へ一歩出れば、世界は食うか食われるかの厳しい競争社会だ。弱みを見せれば即座に敗北し国民の生命・財産は守れない。そうした中で、他国の有識者たちが、日本の政治・経済の安定を世界の要石と称賛し、世界中からの訪日観光客が日本に住みたいと思う事実は、『一強の安定政権』によりもたらされた。」  日経映えする記事	\\nNikkei column: A strong, stable government to gain the respect of the world "When you step outside of Japan, it's a tough, competitive society where you can eat or be eaten.  If we show weakness, we'll immediately be defeated and become unable to protect the people's lives and assets. Meanwhile, experts from other countries praise Japan's political and economic stability as an essential fixture of the world, and the fact that visitors to Japan from all over the world want to live in Japan is a result of a 'strong, stable government'".  Nikkei prosperity article
2669	「日経平均1万2000円まで下落」の現実味	A sense of reality as the "Nikkeo Average drops to 12000 yen".
3105	日経平均は445円安、中東情勢を懸念	The Japanese average is 445 yen cheaper, anxious about the state of affairs in the Middle East.
2393	日経平均	Nikkei Average goes up by more than 500 yen.
1227	日経平均株価 1100円以上値下がり ＮＹ市場過去最大の下落幅受け  すげえな、笑える	Nikkei Average sees drop in excess of 1100 yen. A drop on the level of the largest ever seen for the New York Stock Exchange. Amazing, hilarious.
2205	日経平均株価 1500円以上値下がり 午後も全面安  グローバル市場だから仕方が無いにしても   毎回ダウより下がるのがなんというか…   もうダウ日本支部で良いわ	The Nikkei average stock price fell by over1500 yen. Stocks were all low in the afternoon too.  Because it is a global market there is nothing we can do, but each time it fell more than the Dow.  Its time to have a Japan branch of the Dow.
4068	日経、読売、朝日、毎日……。新聞販売店主が次々と自殺していた！ | 文春オンライン  日経はあまり部数落ちてないと思ったけど   電子版に移られたら販売所は金にならんか	Nikkei, Yomiuri, Asahi, every day .... Newspaper shop owner committed suicide one after another!
3092	「日給8000円・通勤手当なし」総務省サイバーセキュリティ課の求人に衝撃走る  事務員なら年収200万に満たなくても大丈夫とな...φ(*'д'* )ﾒﾓﾒﾓ	「Daily rate 8,000 yen・No travel allowances」I saw the job listing from the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications and was shocked to see that the income of an office clerk doesn't even reach 200,000 yen per year...φ(*'д'* )ﾒﾓﾒﾓ
3069	ベトナム日記 バイク移動編  水曜どうでしょうかな？	Vietnam Journal, Bike transportation chapter.  Maybe it's 水曜どうでしょう?
805	日銀総裁・黒田氏再任でいいの？	Is it okay if Bank of Japan president Kuroda is reappointed?
1337	日銀調査で回答増加	These responses in the Bank of Japan survey are increasing, but economic conditions are recovering.
1654	｢日雇い派遣｣で食い繋ぐ34歳男性の壮絶半生	The heroic life of a 34 year old man who ekes out a living as a "day laborer".
3440	日馬富士	Harumafuji retired.
1279	日馬富士はシャンパンボトルを…中間報告、詳細は：朝日新聞デジタル	Himma Fuji and the champagne bottle.... interim report  For details:  Yomiuri Shinbun digital.
721	日馬富士はシャンパンボトルを…中間報告、詳細は：朝日新聞デジタル  相撲業界の闇恐い	Harumafuji with a champagne bottle... tentative report, details: Asahi Shimbun Digital  The darkness of the sumo world is scary
2020	日馬富士はシャンパンボトルを…中間報告、詳細は：朝日新聞デジタル  読んだ限りでは悪いのは貴乃花親方	Hima Fuji has a champagne bottle... interim report, Details: Asahi Shimbun Digital Newspaper as far as I've read it is terrible Takanohana Masakata
3454	日馬富士 引退  ダワーニャム･ビャンバドルジ容疑者になるのか   モンゴルの支援者もガッカリだろうな	Harumafuji retired  Is he going to become a suspect  I'm sure Mongolian supporters will be disappointed
3226	日馬富士 引退  なんか軽怪さとテクニックで小柄ながら奮闘する姿が四股名に映されてよかったな	Harumafuji retires. I'm glad that his quickness and technique shined through as he worked hard to be a sumo wrestler despite his smaller size.
1461	「日馬富士」暴行 貴ノ岩に叫んだモンゴル最悪の侮蔑語「ビスタ！」 | デイリー新潮  dヾ   ~~~	"Harumafuji" Assault. He yelled "Vista!" the worst most hateful Mongolian word at Takanoiwa | Daily Magazine dヾ ~~~
101	日馬富士「リモコンでも殴った」  酒瓶酒瓶どこへ行く	Harumafuji Kohei "I even punched a remote control"  Where are all my sake bottles going
653	旧優生保護法によって不妊手術を強制された女性が国を提訴 「尊厳を侵害された」  第二章　優生手術  （医師の認定による優生手術）  第三条医師は、左の各号の一に該当する者に対して、本人の同意並びに配偶者（届出をしないが事実上婚姻関係と同様な事情にある者を含む。以下同じ。）があるときはその同意を得て、優生手術を行うことができる。但し、未成年者、精神病者又は精神薄弱者については、この限りでない。  一　本人若しくは配偶者が遺伝性精神病質、遺伝性身体疾患若しくは遺伝性奇形を有し、又は配偶者が精神病若しくは精神薄弱を有しているもの  二　本人又は配偶者の四親等以内の血族関係にある者が、遺伝性精神病、遺伝性精神薄弱、遺伝性精神病質、遺伝性身体疾患又は遺伝性畸形を有しているもの  三　本人又は配偶者が、癩疾患に罹り、且つ子孫にこれが伝染する虞れのあるもの  四　妊娠又は分娩が、母体の生命に危険を及ぼす虞れのあるもの五現に数人の子を有し、且つ、分娩ごとに、母体の健康度を著しく低下する虞れのあるもの   子供のころ古い家庭の医学事典読んでたら載っててビビった記憶。20年くらい前までこのままだったよな	Women forcibly sterilized under the former Eugenic Protection Act bring suit against Japan: "Our dignity was disgraced." Section 2: Eugenic surgery (eugenic surgery under approval of a doctor) Article 3: Doctors can perform eugenic surgery on the categories of persons listed at left with, if applicable, the consent of the individual and individual's spouse (includes those persons who have not filed as married but are substantively in a relationship equivalent to marriage; applies mutatis mutandis below). However, the above shall not apply to minors, the mentally infirm, or the mentally disabled. 1. Persons, or the spouses thereof, with inherited psychological or physical impairments or deformities, or mental disability. 2. Relatives within four degrees of separation of a person or the spouse thereof with inherited psychological or physical impairments or deformities, or mental disability. 3. A person or the spouse thereof who has contracted leprosy and for which there is a risk of the leprosy being contracted by an offspring or descendant. 4. Where pregnancy or childbirth would pose a risk to the life of the mother 5. Where the person has multiple children and where subsequent childbirth would pose the risk of significantly impairing the health of the mother.  I remember reading an old medical almanac at home when I was a kid and being shocked to find this. This was in effect until just about 20 years ago...
1395	早いうちにポンポンと子供作っておけばやる気も出る	If you have a child while you are still young you'll be more motivated.
3120	早く滅べ	Hurry up and fall apart.
2727	おゆはん早すぎてお腹すいちゃうでしょ	Your dinner is so early you're going to get hungry.
1424	早すぎ、遅すぎで１０円不足	Too early or too late, and you'll be 10 yen short.
2860	明後日大事な日だけど、疲れたので帰りたいも  みみちゃん、身に覚えあるよね？😊	Tomorrow is an important day, but I'm tired so I'm going home. Mimi, you have first hand experience on this right? 😊
900	明日10億当たる日じゃん  妻子持ちLer?	Tomorrow is worth a billion.  With my wife and kids.  Ler?
2863	明日12日(火)は今季最強の冬将軍が襲来 日本海側は大雪、吹雪に警戒  少しだけ降った	Tomorrow, 12th (Tuesday) the strongest winter storm of the season will hit. The Japan Sea side has heavy snow,  bracing for a blizzard, it only lasted for a while.
3640	ぼく、明日セールスマンをやるはめに  ぐふふ	Tomorrow, I'll be tasked with being a salesman, hehehe
1447	ぼく、明日セールスマンをやるはめに	Well, now I'm stuck being a salesman starting tomorrow.
864	明日もう一度来て下さい。本物の銃剣道を見せてあげますよ。  教官ちょっとニヤけてるｗ	Please come again tomorrow. I'll show you the true form of Juukendou. The teacher is kind of grinning haha.
2462	明日も仕事する人いる？	Is there anyone who is working tomorrow as well?
2207	明日から仕事なの信じられない	I can't believe I have work starting tomorrow.
194	明日以降低温が続いて雪残りそうだわ	Looks like from tomorrow the temperatures will continue to be low so snow will be left over.
609	明日お休みやんけ	Tomorrow is my day off.
3038	明日から女子大に通う	Starting tomorrow I'll go to a women's college.
3914	明日から女子大に通う  かつてサラリーマンと呼ばれていた職種が今はSEと呼ばれている  という言葉がありましてな   要は何でも屋です	From tomorrow I will attend a girls' university. There is a word that the occupation which was once called a salaried man is now called SE. It is a shop does anything
3728	明日から女子大に通う  そうだよ。モバイル系なら強いよ	Starting tomorrow I'll be going to a women's college. Yeah. It is strong for mobile related things.
3877	明日実家に帰るので今日がシコり納め	I am going home tomorrow so today is the last day to jerk off.
201	明日こそグナイゼナウ掘るんや	Tomorrow I'm going to try to unpack Gneisenau.
4119	明日ダメでも明後日ダメダメでもあたしを許して  一人でダメなら二人で挑めばいい、二人でダメ なら四人で挑めばいいさ。  一日でダメなら二日でやればいい、二日でダメ なら四日でやればいいさ。  戦いは数だよ兄貴。	Forgive me, even if I can't do it tomorrow, even if I can't do it the day after tomorrow. If I can't do it alone, the two of us can fight together. If that's not enough, the four of us can fight. If we can't do it in one day, we should do it in two days, if we can't do it in two days, then we should do it in four days. Battles are about the numbers, brother.
786	明日から最寄駅の一駅前で降りて歩くという行為をしてみたい	Starting tomorrow I'm going to get off the train one station earlier than normal and walk.
3503	明日から最寄駅の一駅前で降りて歩くという行為をしてみたい  今 病院が病気の俺を痩せさせようと画策してて   痩せる方法とか めっちゃ説明してくるんだけど   1日30分歩く(連続ではなく合計で可)のは良いらしいよ   歩くのは有酸素運動だし続けると痩せられるとか   でも結局 食事もある程度制限しないと効果は薄いみたい   俺は今日も病院で運動療法をした帰りに   ラーメンの大盛りを食べてて超〜意味無し	Starting tomorrow I'm going to get off one station before the closest station and walk. Right now the hospital is trying to get me to lose weight since I'm sick. They explained to me that walking for 30 minutes a day (it doesn't have to be all at once, it can be combined) is good for you. Walking is considered aerobic exercise, and apparently you can lose weight if you continue with it. But in the end, you have to somewhat limit your diet too or else there aren't noticeable results. Today after I did exercise therapy at the hospital I ate a big bowl of ramen on the way home, and it was really meaningless.
3078	明日の東京は急に暑い	Tomorrow, Tokyo will suddenly become hot.
408	明日、森友決済文書のコピー出されてもなあ コピーは私が持っているだけでも、3種類あるんだけど。 どれを出すんだろう？  絵に描いたような糞リプやんけ！   宇余君のアタマん中には下痢糞が詰まってるとでも言うのか	Even if a copy of Moritomo's settlement document is issued tomorrow, even if I have a copy, there are three kinds of copies. Which will be released？The very picture of it is a shitty response! Nokiyo's head must be blocked up with diarrhea and shit.
672	明日は許されざる日だ	Tomorrow will be unforgivable.
771	明石家さんまと大竹しのぶ元夫婦に共通する「戦争」と「弱者切り捨て」への怒り	The anger toward the joint "struggles" and "eliminating weakness" of former married couple Akashiya Sanma and Otake Shinobu.
771	「明石家紅白」で共演！	Appearing together on "Akashiya Kouhaku"!
4343	明確な同意を得なかった場合、男は双方の合意によるセックスの場合であっても強姦罪に問われる	If a clear agreement has not been obtained, even if it is sex that arose from the mutual will of both people, the man is questioned for rape charges.
1599	明確な同意を得なかった場合、男は双方の合意によるセックスの場合であっても強姦罪に問われる	Men that don't obtain clear consent will be charged with rape.
835	シンガポールから明けましておめでとう！  むしろ風が強いし微妙に肌寒く、近所の教会が打ち鳴らす4:30の鐘で目が覚めた@Nha Trang, Vietnam  花火をバチバチやるわけでもなく犬は一晩中遠吠えしてるし鶏がコケコッコー鳴き出した	Congratulations for opening in Singapore!  The wind is strong, and cold on bare skin.  I woke up when a neighbouring church started ringing the bell at 4:30@Nha Trang, Vietnam.  There were no loud fireworks, but there are dogs barking all night, and a rooster was crowing.
3444	こういう昔のアニメのCMとか見てると知ってるタイトルが出たりこんなアニメがあったのかと発見したりと楽しい  おっさん(2007年って昔なんやな…)	It's fun to look at this kind of old anime commercial discover that there was such an anime in the past  Old man (2007 was a long time ago...)
4116	昔そうだったからわかる	It was like that in the old times, so I get it.
4012	昔のノートPCには夢があったね vaio C1とかThinkPad 701とか からくりが詰まっていた  すげえええ	There was a dream in the old notebook PC, it was packed with trick in vaio C1 or ThinkPad 701
1012	昔はテーブルトークRPGを郵便封書でプレイしていたという。	In the past we played tabletop RPGs through the mail.
3551	レガシーで昔verのプロフ見れるよ	It is a Legacy and you can see the old version of the profile.
2411	昔と今の梅干の違いみたいなもんかな	I wonder if it's like the difference between pickled plums long ago and now.
1684	「その昔、善良なおじいさんがおりまして、地蔵に頭巾をかぶせたら髪の毛が生えました――」 薄毛に御利益があるという地蔵が栃木県の寺にまつられている。その名も「毛はえ地蔵」。古い逸話があるように語られているが、実は、僧侶の創作だ。  ちーがーうーだーろー！！  このハゲーー！！！！	'Once upon a time, there was a nice old man, who made hoods for the Jizo statues, which made their hair grow. A jizo who bestows benefits on the balding has been enshrined in a temple in Tochigi Prefecture. It is called the Hairy Jizo.  This is the legend, but it was really made up by the priests. \\n No!  Tell me it isn't so!  What about my baldness!
2026	「その昔、善良なおじいさんがおりまして、地蔵に頭巾をかぶせたら髪の毛が生えました――」 薄毛に御利益があるという地蔵が栃木県の寺にまつられている。その名も「毛はえ地蔵」。古い逸話があるように語られているが、実は、僧侶の創作だ。  これは歴史的重罪だろ	\\nOnce upon a time, there was a kind old man who covered the heads of the jizo (bodhisattva) statues with a hood, and so their hair grew.  There are jizo telling of the benefits of baldness in the Tochigi Prefecture temple.  These are called the Hairy Jizo. So goes the tale, but it was all a fabrication by the priests, a historical con.
2690	その昔天皇陛下もおっしゃっておられた	In the past the Emperor said so as well.
946	昔のおしゃれの常識が非常識すぎるのでちょっと見てくれ	The fashion standards of the past are lacking in common sense, take a look.
3052	でも昔幼女だったおばさまとかにしか当たらないんでしょ?	But it only hits old ladies who used to be little girls, right?
2175	昔有線流してる会社あったけど音苦手だから辛かったな	In the past a company I was at played music over the PA system, and I couldn't get used to it and it was tough.
1261	エプソンのインクジェットプリンタも昔はちゃんと紙が通るメカの所は鉄板で頑丈に作られ、重く出来ていた	In the past the paper feeding mechanism on Epson Inkjet printers was strong and dependable, and it could do a lot of work.
1261	昔のビデオデッキとかテープを通す経路が全部アルミの鋳物の上に載ってたりした	In old video cassette players the path where the tape travels was on all aluminum casing.
1152	昔はボーナスは額面そのまま貰えたらしいね	Bonuses used to be paid in as is.
1388	星消し飛ばす兵器の直撃をどう耐えろと…。	How can we withstand a direct hit from weapons that can take out stars...
3368	なぜ「デビルマン」の映像化は失敗続きなのか？  なぜデビルマンの批評は失敗続きなのか？   おっさんが憶測でつまらない掛け合い漫才するから   (永井豪にインタビューしたのかと期待したのに…)	なぜ「デビルマン」の映像化は失敗続きなのか？ なぜデビルマンの批評は失敗続きなのか？ おっさんが憶測でつまらない掛け合い漫才するから (永井豪にインタビューしたのかと期待したのに…)
1090	“インスタ映えと忖度”	": Buzzwords that make you think the world's gone crazy: "Instagrammability & EQ": I'm like this sometimes myself.
461	映画化待ったなし	Time for it to be made into a movie.
2651	春っぽい	Feels like spring.
2495	あす、春分の日	Tomorrow is the Spring Equinox.
1228	ヤクルト春季キャンプで豆まき、鬼退治に失敗	Yakult scatters beans at spring training in purification ritual, fails to chase away ogres.
709	春、急に暑くなってきて大変だ	Spring, it suddenly gets hot and it's tough.
302	スシロー、春の新メニューは「苺すぎるパフェ」「苺のミルキーロール」 期間限定 ←何屋なんだよ  イチゴは冷凍物は色落ち凄いし解凍するとグニャグニャになるからなま物扱うんだけど、  売れないときの廃棄が凄い値段になるから本当の原価の倍は見積もってから3倍位は取らないと採算取れないもんね	Sushiro, new spring menu includes "Super Strawberry Parfait" and "Strawberry Milky Roll" for a limited time ← What kind of restaurant is this? When strawberries are frozen they lose a lot of their color and when they are thawed they get soft, so they need to be handled as fresh, but then the ones that aren't sold have to be disposed of at a huge loss, so you need to estimate double the actual price and if you don't sell them for about triple you can't turn a profit.
1275	スシロー、春の新メニューは「苺すぎるパフェ」「苺のミルキーロール」 期間限定 ←何屋なんだよ  イチゴは冷凍物は色落ち凄いし解凍するとグニャグニャになるからなま物扱うんだけど、  売れないときの廃棄が凄い値段になるから本当の原価の倍は見積もってから3倍位は取らないと採算取れないもんね	Sushiro's new spring menu ha "Too much strawberry parfait" "Strawberry milky roll" For a limited time ← What kind of shop is this? Frozen strawberries lose their color when freezing and become limp when thawed, so you shoudl really use fresh ones, but since there is a great cost when throwing them away unsold, the price is as much as double, so you can't make a profit unless you sell three times as much
2378	春しんどい  バーイシコォ♪バーイシコォ♪バーイシコォ♪  アイワントゥーライマイバイシィコォ♪アイワントゥーライマイバァーイ♪  がエンドレスで流れるからダメ	Spring is exhausting. Bicycle ♪ bicycle ♪ bicycle ♪ I want to ride my bicycle ♪ I want to ride my bicycle ♪ plays endlessly, so it's no good.
1500	春しんどい  そんなことより痩せろ	Let me get thinner than a spring day.
126	春のピザ祭り	Spring pizza festival.
2707	春節まであと77日	77 days until the Lunar New Year.
3350	春節番組「黒人差別」問題に見る中国人の「哀しき優越感」  流石父の国やな	Lunar New Year program "racist towards black people". Chinese people who have a problem with it have "sad superiority complexes". Just as I expected from my father's country.
3889	昨年3月に倒産した人気ゲーミングハードウェアブランド「Mad Catz」が復活、新製品のお披露目はまもなく  在庫処分のRAT1買い損ねたからそれだけ再販してくれ	The popular gaming hardware brand "Mad Catz" which went bankrupt last March revived, the new product's announcement coming soon. I forgot to buy RAT 1 at closing sale, so resale it please
4466	昨年	Last year.
1358	昨年１２月自動車道事故	Prefectural police state it 'can't be confirmed'.
370	昨日久々に散髪に行った 「もみあげどうしますか？」「丸くして」「丸！？細くじゃなくて？」「そうです細くです細く」表現って難しい  そういうのもあるのか 今度試してみよう(嘘	Yesterday I went to get a haircut for the first time in a while.  「What would you like to do with your sideburns?」「Make it round.」「Round!? Not thin?」「Yes, thin, that's what I meant」Expressions are hard.  I guess stuff like that happens too.  I'm going to put it to the test next time (Lie
3473	昨日寝起きにエイサイハラマスコイ踊りして筋肉痛になった僕よりマシ	It's better than me, since I danced the "Eisai Haramasukoi" shortly after waking up.
1184	昨日が最終出社日でした。	Yesterday was the last day of publishing.
67	昨日、まさに湯煎した	Yesterday I certainly melted some.
2746	昨日「辞めたいけどお金のこと考えたらもう少し続けた方が良いよな…」今朝「眠い寝てたい辞めたい」	Yesterday: "I want to quit but thinking about money, I should continue a little more..." This morning: "I'm sleepy I want to sleep I want to quit."
1416	昨日配信のメガテンD2「リセマラ長い」「配布石が少ない」「廃課金ゲー」「ゲーム内に広告つけるな」  次作るときはポケモンGOみたいな感じでおねがいメガテンってスマホやARと相性良いと思うし   屋外で悪魔に遭遇して交渉したり戦闘したりしたい	Megaten D2 released yesterday. Players say "reset marathon is long," "few gems offered," "useless F2P game," "keep ads out of my game." Please, next time make it more like Pokemon GO. After all, Megami Tensei is the perfect fit for smartphones and AR. I want to meet demons outside, negotiate with them, and battle them.
1981	これ昨日録ったやつなんだけど、警戒兵排除する手際が鮮やかで笑う	This was recorded yesterday but this cautious way of eliminating watchmen is brilliant but clearly funny.
2170	昭和天皇独白録を落札した高須克弥氏 「国の宝を取り返さないといけない」と理由を語る  内容改竄されそう	Takasu Katsuya on winning at auction a transcript of a monologue by Emperor Showa, "National treasures must be reclaimed" given as reason. It seems like the contents could be falsified.
3756	昭和天皇独白録を落札した高須克弥氏 「国の宝を取り返さないといけない」と理由を語る  ・独白録はヒロヒトの元側近（私人）のメモで、天皇が書いたものではないし国の宝とかでもない  ・メモを書いた寺崎英成の妻はアメリカ人で、相続した娘がアメリカ在住だったからアメリカで見つかった  つまりもともとアメリカにあったもので「海外流出」したわけではない  ・独白録は史料としての価値はあるが、メモ原本自体はそこまで価値のあるものではない（だから個人で買えた）  ・すでにその内容は文春文庫から出版されていて、日本中の誰でも読める	Takasu Katsuya wins monologue of Emperor Hirohito at auction, says the reason is that "national treasures must be recovered". The monologue is a memo from close associates (private friends) of Emperor Hirohito, it isn't something the Emperor wrote, and it isn't a nation treasure. The wife of the writer of the memo Terasaki Hidenari was American, and their daughter lives in America, so it was discovered in America. So basically it was something that was in America from the start and it isn't the case that it was "taken overseas". The monologue does have historical value, but the original memo itself isn't really all that valuable (that's why an individual was able to purchase it). The contents have already been published by Bunshu Bunko, and anybody in Japan can read them.
1536	「昭和」のデートテクは「平成」にも有効か？ デートマニュアルを検証してみた | ライフスタイル | LEON.JP  そういえば安倍も会食接待のメインはホテルだった   あ…	Are「Showa」dating techniques effective in 「Heisei」 too? Tried to inspect a dating manual | Life style | LEON.JP  Speaking of which, Abe's dinner reception was at a hotel. Oh...
1509	昭和の特高かよ	It was the Special Higher Police in the Showa era.
3757	昭恵夫人の変わらぬ能天気ライフ	Abe Akie's unchanging, carefree life.
2623	“昭恵夫人隠し”か 財務省が「法律相談書」大量公開の思惑  あーあいいな〜 昭恵夫人と懇意になって税金使い放題パス手に入れたいよ 最も優秀な財布じゃね？	"Is Ms Akie hiding?" It is expected that the Ministry of Finance's "legal consultation book" will be made available to the mass public. That'd be nice, I'd like get acquainted with Ms. Akie and get that pass to use tax money as much as I wanted. That'd be quite the quality wallet, wouldn't it?
3296	昭恵は野党の追求に耐えられないからと考えてはいそう	Whether it is for research or being summoned, being called by the Diet is an embarrassing thing.
1788	昼休みとは別に昼寝休憩がほしい	Aside from lunch break I would like to have a nap break as well.
1168	昼ドラが土曜深夜に復活！東海テレビが仕掛ける「夜のドラマ」  フジが昼ドラやめたから、テレ朝がやすらぎの郷とトットちゃんでヒット連発   フジはあほすぎる	Daytime dramas to be repeated late on Saturday night! Tokai TV presents 'Night drama;. Fuji TV has stopped its daytime dramas.  It was so short sighted after the series of popular hits 'Arasagi country' and 'Totochan' put out by TV Asa.
1063	昼寝してるとよく「寝過ごして遅刻する」という夢を見るのだが	When I take naps I often have dreams where "I oversleep and am late."
1084	昼行灯さん	Midday light
3153	昼食はパンの耳、電車に飛び込もうとも… 追い詰められるアラフォー非正社員  この世代は徒党組んで無敵の人々化しても驚かんよ	Bread crusts for lunch, even when piling in the train car... driven to the wall by temporary workers around 40 years old. I won't be surprised if this generation bands together to become unstoppable.
3330	あの時一番必死に反対してたのは野党自民だったが	The opposition Liberal Democratic Party was the one aggressively opposing it at the time.
1851	時事通信どうした  そうか。産まれたか	What's up with the newsletter?  I see. It's been created
3287	時事通信どうした  黄色くてモコっとしとる	Daily event message: What’s wrong?\\nIt is yellow and rocky.
3563	時代が追い付いた！	The times have caught up!
2384	ある時、フォーマルスーツ以外のスーツとタイを処分したらすっきりした	Since that time, I completely stopped wearing a suit and tie aside from formal suits, and it felt great.
3833	時々文春も忖度記事書くよね	Sometimes Bunshu writes sontaku articles that pander to superiors too.
4164	この時期に太もも丸出しの幼女なんなの！！！！  寒そう	It is a young girl who thighs out at this season! ! ! ! It seems cold.
3054	ボーナスもらえないのにボーナスの時期になると購買欲が増す	I don't get a bonus but when bonus season comes around I get the urge to buy things.
2874	ボーナスもらえないのにボーナスの時期になると購買欲が増す  おせち予約しよう	As the bonus time comes in , the purchasing desire grows though I don't get bonus Let's make a reservation for Osechi (food served during new year holidays )
822	「だって、その時だけは、みんな私を大事にしてくれるから」 女性にこのように思わせ性的に搾取する そこに自由意志はありますか？ 様々な圧力で女性を性産業へ追いやるの魔の手は少女も例外じゃない 女性の人権を侵害する性産業の非合法化と性産業が無くても女性が文化的生活ができる福祉制度は人権擁護の為に必須 神戸新聞NEXT｜阪神｜少女の心埋めた風俗「その時だけは大事にしてくれる」  赤字国債削減。   折角宗教団体を無税にしているんだから、使わなきゃ損だろ。	[Because, at that time, and only at that time, everyone treated me well]. This is the way that women are being sexually exploited. Are they really free to choose?  They are pressured by bad people into joining the sex industry, and young girls are not exempt. We need to abolish a sex industry that tramples on women's human rights, and we need to ensure there is a social welfare system available that allows women to participate in society, once there is no sex industry.  This is part of human rights.  Kobe Shinbun NEXT| Hanshin| The sex industry destroys women's souls at an important time that should be cherished.  Reduce the national debt.  I may as well use my tax free status as a religious organisation or I will lose it.
4082	『アトム：時空の果て』2018年3月29日（木）11時にサービスを終了  海外CFで失敗してる時点で辞めりゃいいのに……      息子とはいえ眞はブラックジャックの   糞リメイクと言い、るみ子以下だし   もう二度と手塚案件には関わってほしくない   汚点が増えるだけやん         と言うか   ちゃんと国内CFの   特典は配送したのかしら……	"Astro boy edge of time" Ended its service at 11 o'clock on Thursday, March 29, 2018. They should of given up. They shouldn't do remakes for Tezuka Osamu's creation; they just creates worst version of it.\\n
1173	『アトム：時空の果て』2018年3月29日（木）11時にサービスを終了  海外CFで失敗してる時点で辞めりゃいいのに……      息子とはいえ眞はブラックジャックの   糞リメイクと言い、るみ子以下だし   もう二度と手塚案件には関わってほしくない   汚点が増えるだけやん         と言うか   ちゃんと国内CFの   特典は配送したのかしら……	"Astro Boy: End of Time" To terminate service at 11 o'clock on March 29, 2018 (Thursday)  Although it's fine to give up when it's failing on an overseas CF...... It's the son, Musuko was Black Jack  It's a crappy remake and not even good enough for Rumiko  I don't them to have anything to do with a Tezuka project ever again  It would just be another disgrace  Is that so? I wonder if there's some benefit to using a domestic CF......
1692	その時きっかけになった総理大臣もあべぴょんだった	The Prime Minister who had the opportunity at that time was cutie Abe.
3788	その時スデに行動は終わっているんだッ!	At that time it's already too late!
248	時計買いたいんだけど  しんぷるいずべすと	I want to buy a clock, but simple is best.
1872	時速1,600km超を目指す超音速カー、ジェットエンジンで衝撃的な加速を披露（動画あり）	A supersonic car, aiming for speeds of over 1,600km/h.
1661	時が過ぎるのは早い	Time sure flies.
4080	やっば時間守れるとかお前すごすぎだろ	After all, you are amazing at being on time.
1253	時間の流れ	The flow of time.
1825	時間が経つのが早すぎてつらい。あと2週間もしないうちに3月  やだ…春が来て夏が来て秋が来て冬が来て  春が来て夏が来て秋が来て冬が来て  春が来て夏が来て秋が来て冬が来て  何も成し遂げてないし精神的に成長していないのに時間だけが過ぎていき老いは止まらない  結婚も出産も家の購入も子の進学も無いから残すライフイベントは親の介護と葬式くらいなもんだろ  猫かわいい猫  猫のように生きたい	The passage of time is so quick it is painful. It will be March in less than two weeks.  No way... Spring comes, Summer comes, Autumn comes, Winter comes  Spring comes, Summer comes, Autumn comes, Winter comes  Spring comes, Summer comes, Autumn comes, Winter comes  Not having achieved anything or grown spiritually, only time passes, unable to be stopped, bringing old age  Without marriage, giving birth to a child, the buying of a house, and children's progress in school, one's remaining life events are really just caring for one's parents and arranging their funeral, isn't it...  Cat, cute cat  I want to live like a cat
4464	ロマサガとかもだけど時間経過気にするゲームは疲れるわ	Romasaga or something, but the game I care about gets tiring over time.
1268	この晒し上げと樹海首つり晒し上げの差がわからないんですが	I don't see any difference between this sort of headline grab and the death forest headline grab.
2326	スマホ普及10年で「友だちとのリアル付き合い行動が激減」という衝撃の事実	The shocking truth behind "real activities with friends sharply declining" 10 years after smartphones became popular.
12	普天間の事故も後押しした感じだろ	It's like the Futenma accident is pushing him from behind.
1466	だから普天間基地から最速で移転するという話になってるんじゃんよ	So it was being moved as quickly as possible from Futenma Base.
3774	普通に事故しそう	It seems like it would cause accidents.
3715	普通のネット対戦してた	I was playing it normally on the Internet.
2614	サンコー、普通に炊くだけで糖質を33％カットできる「糖質カット炊飯器」の先行予約を開始  寒天とか自動で混ぜる機能とかあるとよさげ	Sanko starts preliminary reservation of "sugar cutting rice cooker" which can cut carbohydrate by 33% just by cooking normally It'll be great if there's a function like mixing agar automatically
2256	普通に籠池はんが逮捕されてなきゃあのオッサンボロ儲けだし、既にダンピングして売った訳だから正当な税収の何割か失ってるんじゃないのか？	If Kagoike hadn’t been arrested, he would have made more money by dumping and selling.
1429	普通のドキュメンタリー風の映像だったけど	I thought it was your ordinary documentary style footage.
4416	普通に高熱じゃん	If you ignore it when you shouldn't then out in the real world it's just fussing about the needs of others!
2343	ちんこワードの普遍性	The ubiquity of the word "penis".
2837	これゲーセンの景品で取ったことある	I've gotten one of those from a game center's premium UFO catcher.
1337	でも景気は回復してるから…。でいつまで通すのかと。	How long will this last?
1936	景気拡大９割も…「実感と合わぬ」４割	90% claim growth in the economy, 40% claim that "data doesn't match up with reality."
3741	景気が良ければ株価は上がるけど株価が上がれば景気がいいとは必ずしもならない	If the economy is going well then stocks go up, but just because stocks go up you can't say the economy is going well.
3741	いざなぎ景気を超える好景気と言われるのに、実感が湧かない理由	People talk about the good times with the Izanagi economic boom, but there's a reason it didn't feel that way.
3347	景気がよくなっているのに飲食業の倒産が増えている！  アベノミクスで良い物食べてみんな舌が肥えたんだよ！（鼻から前頭葉たらしながら	The economy is getting better but more restaurants are going out of business! Because of Abenomics people are eating better food and refining their palate! (Frontal lobe drips out of my nose
3630	スパコン「暁光」のPEZY Computingの齊藤元章社長らが4億円超の助成金詐欺で逮捕、自称保守界隈との関係も  ４億円ポンッとくれたぜ	Super computer "Gyoukou" PEZY Computing chief Saito Motoaki arrested for subsidy fraud of more than four hundred million yen, also involved with self proclaimed conservative neighborhood. He was just given four hundred million yen.
4438	暁光の延長で、台数増やすだけで1エクサフロップス超えはきびしいんじゃないの？	With Gyoukou extension, just adding more machines might make it tough to surpass one exaflop, right?
224	暇すぎて宗教とかにはまりそう	It seems they are getting involved with religion.
3424	暇なので過去スレ見ていたら面白いの見つけたのでぼくもやる  (セックスが)当たり前の男祭り	Because I'm free, and because I was looking at previous threads and found an interesting one, I'll also do (sex) natural man festival
1221	もはや暑い通り越して痛そう…	That is beyond hot, seems painful...
1524	なんやこの暖かさァ！！！！！	What is this warmth!!!!!
1103	暗号通貨に手を出す投機家は、どこぞの愚か者がコインを手に入れるために自分より多くの金を払うだろうと考える  盗難、持ち逃げ、相場操縦、踏み倒し…が合法か軽い罪または発覚の恐れなしなんだから、その筋の人にとったらパラダイスやろな	It's thought that speculator's who get involved with cryptocurrency are counting on some fool to get involved with coins at a higher rate than what they paid. Robbery, making off with with something, market manipulation, shirking payments.... Since those are light crimes or things that you aren't worried about people finding out, if you were to take out those kinds of people then it would be paradise.
547	これ暗にいっしょに狩り行こって言ってるだろ	It's said it's hunting in the dark.
1337	暮らしに「ゆとりなくなってきた」	My standard of living is 'declining'.
1110	暮らしに「ゆとりなくなってきた」 日銀調査で回答増加  国策として原発を推進したいのは政府なり省庁なのだが（総発電量の7割以上は商工業用（住宅用が約3割だが店舗兼住宅を含むので））   原発事故の発生確率を0%にすることが出来ない以上は遅かれ早かれ起きるに決まっており   この対策として間接的に民間の電力会社と重電メーカーにやらせる二枚盾作戦をとっているのだろう（これなら事故の責任は自分達の方に来ないし最悪切り捨てればよい）   なぜそう思うのかというと電力会社は発電に何を使おうがコストを電力料金に上乗せすれば良いだけなので大きいリスクを背負う理由が無いからです	There is less and less elbow room in livelihood: the answers from Bank of Japan's survey continue to grow. The ones that want to purport nuclear power as a national policy is the government and their offices. (Overall, over 70% of electric power is used for business (and about 30% is for homes, but that includes homes that are also businesses.)) You can't completely lower the probability of a nuclear accident to 0%. Sooner or later it's going to happen. As a counter measure against this, they are indirectly allowing the private electric companies and makers of heavy electrical equipment do it as a two shield strategy. (If this is the case, we won't be the ones to take the blame for an accident and and at the worst it will be omitted.) The reason I think this is if the power companies raise the electric fee for using the generators for whatever they are used for then they'll be fine and there is no reason to take on big risks.
3072	ひとり暮らしのご飯ってこういうヤバさあるよね限界飯	There's some sketchy things when it comes to making food for yourself when living alone.
4027	ヤンキーが暴力を振るうのは、他者の表情を読み取れていないからである  恐怖と驚きは一般人よりDQNの方が正解率高いんだなぁ	Yankee wields violence because fear and surprise which is because the expression of others can not be read is higher than that of ordinary people by DQN is higher rate of accuracy
3456	ヤンキーが暴力を振るうのは、他者の表情を読み取れていないからである  それはある   殴る教育の建前は「他人の痛みを教える」だが実際に憶えるのは「殴れる側が正しい」だ	The reason a delinquent will raise violence against another is because they cannot read the facial expressions of others.  A certain punching lesson might be "Teaching others pain", but what really leaves an impression is "Thee side that is able to strike is right".
3604	「暴力やめて」訴えても…殴る蹴る、児童に体罰２年  死刑で  こいつのせいで学校嫌い勉強嫌いになったら人生滅茶苦茶になるよ  体罰は殺人と何ら変わらない	Even if you say "stop the violence"... Hitting and kicking, giving corporal punishment to children, two years, death penalty, because of this if kids come to hate school and hate studying it'll mess up their life. Corporal punishment is no different than murder.
769	暴力のすげーのが銃なら殴りたいとかぶっ殺すとか思いやすければ大量殺人の可能性あんだろ	Mass murder becomes more possible.
3837	ビットコインなどなど暴落中、まさかホールドしてたやつはいないよな？  いうてまだバブルじゃない	Bitcoin and others are declining steeply. There's no way there are people who were holding on to theirs right? It's not the bubble after all.
1414	やっぱ曜日でいじらんといかんか	Seems dependent on the way of the day?
645	曲作れない、、	I can't write songs.
3477	曲作れない、、  (サンプリングを...サンプリングを使うのじゃ...)	I can't make songs,, (the sampling...I must use the sampling...)
3081	曲作れないのは冬のせいに違いない	The reason that I can't make a song is because of the winter.
748	曲作れるって凄い	I'm very familiar with this genre, but it was nice to have a feeling of ending calmly     It's amazing that you were able to make that song
495	曲できた。民族音楽的な曲ってコードあてづらいし無視して作っても良いんだよね	I finished the song.
1758	かんじむずかしいよぉ  きょひって書いてみ	Kanji is so difficult, but try writing
2237	書いててうんざりしたけど、この例えキモ過ぎて二度と使いたくない…	I hope we don't hear it again.
2728	ゾウが書き初め、長い鼻使い「いぬ」…宮崎	An elephant writes calligraphy for the New Year, using its long nose to write "dog" ... Miyazaki.
3063	ゾウが書き初め、長い鼻使い「いぬ」…宮崎  しょぞうか	The elephant started writing "dog" using his long nose... are you a Miyazaki "Shozou"?
1550	「レビューに書くぞ」に泣き寝入り 代引商品を受取拒否された富山のゆるキャラ 法的措置を取れない理由は  代引やめてコンビニ先払いのみにしちゃえよ      あーシニア層なー   アホみたいに金突っ込んだマイナンバー使って、年金から支払う決済方法とか出来ればいいのにね	"I'm going to write a review!" I said as I cried myself to sleep. Toyama's costume character rejected a cash on delivery product. Just change from doing COD to paying in advance at a convenience store so they can't have a reason to take legal action. Ah, old people. Like idiots, they shoved their money into the national identification number system. It would be great if they could just settle this by paying with their pension money.
391	こんなタイトルの書籍を、なんの配慮もなく最前列に山積みすることを容認している中部国際空港。この題を理解して悲しむ人は必ずいる	The Chubu International Airport where books with such titles are piled up without any consideration.
449	書類破棄も日本の伝統入りしそうだね	Seems scrapping documents is fast on its way to becoming a new Japanese tradition.
3072	｢最上級に豪華｣として載ってるしじっさい最上級に豪華だと思う	But it's rated "The highest level of splendor" out of borderline foods, so i think it's actually the highest level of splendor.
1594	ネスレ最低だわｗ	Nestle is the worst, haha.
834	最初と最後しか読んでなかったからようやく話がつながった	I only read the beginning and the end so the story didn't make much sense.
2944	最初のところは自分の年齢帯をクリックしてね	Click your age group  on the first part.
2756	最初のところは自分の年齢帯をクリックしてね	In the beginning click on your age range.
2079	レッサーパンダ 最も危険な遊戯  思ってたより大きい！ 小型犬くらいかと思ったらシバ犬より大きい 幼児サイズじゃん	Red panda is most dangerous to play with. It was bigger than I imagined! I thought it was nearly the same size as a small dog but it was bigger than a shiba  inu. Almost a toddler size.
1659	最多は月19回！｢遅延の多い路線｣ランキング  総武線が1位って中央線の遅延なんかも総武線で調整してんだろうな。小田急が5位って納得。ホントに頻繁に遅延してるわ。  総じて、過度な経費抑制（特に人件費）のための整備不良のせいってのが増えてんじゃないの？	The most was 19 times in a month! Ranking of "train lines that are most often late". The Sobu Line being first is probably because when the Chuou Line is late the Sobu Line has to adjust. I'm not surprised that the Odakyu Line is fifth. It really is late all the time. All together, aren't there more cases where excessive cost cutting (particularly for personnel) is blamed for inadequate maintenance?
1797	最大10GbpsのFTTHサービス「auひかり ホーム10ギガ」、3月1日受付開始。俺のPCのLANの100倍の速さなんだが  通信ってのは相手があっての話だからな、相手が遅けりゃ結局遅い   ツィッターだってしょっちゅう糞詰まって何も流れてこなくなるだろ	The FTTH service with a maximum of 10GBps 「auひかり ホーム10ギガ」will be available for order on 3/1.  It's 100 times faster than my PC's LAN, but communication is only good with a partner, and if your partner is slow then the communication will still be slow.  Even Twitter sometimes clogs up and nothing flows on the feed, right?
341	最大野党が解党に追い込まれていたため全議席を与党が獲得	The ruling party gained all seats because the largest opposition party was driven to extinction.
60	最寄駅のホームで地味巨乳「ふぁあ〜！ふぁあ〜！ふぁあ〜！ふぁあああ〜❤️」 ぼく「」  乳輪でかい	Simple big tits at the nearest train station platform. Tits: "Fluffy...soft...plump...❤️" Me: "..."  Her areolas are huge
288	最後の一滴までシャンプーやリンスが出てくるボトル「ひみつのプロペラ」を八尾市の町工場が開発	A small factory in Yao city has developed a "secret propeller" bottle that will get those last bits of shampoo or conditioner out.
3716	最後の写真大変そう笑	The last picture looks hard LOL.
2711	最後の審判	The last referee.
164	最後散々な物言いでワロタ	The stupid argument at the end made me laugh.
3787	最後盗んでるし	The end was a steal, Oblivion takes me back.
3552	最後の笑顔でガチ恋させにくるのやめろ	Stop making me fall in love with you using that last \\nsmile.
2534	なんでこのマルフォイ最後耳抑えてたん？怪電波？	A mysterious radio wave?
1417	最後に自分までコケててわろた	And then even he falls off...lol.
207	最も所得が低い階層への所得再分配、日本は米国並み水準か	An income redistribution aimed at the class that make the lowest income, is Japan on the same level as America?
654	最も所得が低い階層への所得再分配、日本は米国並み水準か  日本の場合米帝みたいに寄付の制度とか弱者同士で救済するコミュニティみたいなのが脆弱すぎるから  米帝並の所得再配分だったとしても末端は米帝より悲惨な生活を強いられてそう	An income redistribution: the most earnings will be redistribution to the lower class. Does Japan have the same standard as the USA? In Japan's case, the reason they do things like setting up a US imperial style contribution system or have a community where the disadvantaged people help other disadvantaged people is because they're too fragile. Even if they distributed the earnings like the US imperialists do, it looks like the extremities would be forced to have a miserable life, more so than US imperialism.
1699	スター・ウォーズ最新作「最後のジェダイ」	The latest Star Wars production 'The last Jedi'.
2633	スター・ウォーズ最新作「最後のジェダイ」 世界興収１０億ドルを突破  すげー面白かったし9も楽しみ	The most recent Star Wars movie "The Last Jedi" brought in over 1 billion dollars at the global box office. It was super interesting and I'm looking forward to the 9th movie.
3925	最新式の文房具いいなと思うけど今持ってるのはどうすりゃいいの問題  ワガママぼでぃ	I think the latest style of stationery is so nice, but I don't know what to do about the problem I have now  Selfish body
226	最新式の文房具いいなと思うけど今持ってるのはどうすりゃいいの問題  大昔に買った普通のホチキス  ↓  出先で必要になって買った携帯用小型ホチキス  ↓  最近興奮して買った針なしホチキス（穴あけタイプ）  ↓  新型針なしホチキス（強力プレスタイプ） ←ほ、ほしい！ ←イマココ   みたいな…	I think that the new style of stationary goods is great, but I have a problem with what I should do with what I already have. The normal stapler I bought forever ago ↓ Here's a small, portable stapler that I bought while traveling because I needed one then ↓ Here's one I bought recently after getting excited about it not needing staples (hole punch type) ↓ New model stapler that doesn't need staples (strong press type) ← This, I want this! ← Like in Ima Koko.
3855	ＧＥが最終赤字１兆円 保険重荷、電力追い打ち  GE（げっ）て感じだな	GE's final deficit 1 trillion yen. insurance burden, electric power follows GE (ge) it feels like
1454	最近DTBスレ立たない	Recently the DTB series hasn't rose.
635	最近はやってない……	Remarkable Recently, I haven't done it...
1035	最近乱視がひどくなった気がしてメガネ作りに行って視力検査したら「乱視なくなってますね」って言われた  ぼくメガネ屋で一生懸命乱視の補正して数年後に眼科で測ってもらったら乱視ないよっていあれた	Recently, I had a hunch that my astigmatism has been getting worse, so I went to a glasses maker and had an eye test. I was told "You're astigmatism is going away." I've gone to glasses shops to try to get my astigmatism corrected as best as I can and after several years an ophthalmologist told me that I don't have astigmatism.
839	最近は今更civ5にはまってる。時間ないから休日にしかできないけど。	Recently I've finally gotten into Civilization V. I don't have much time so I can only play on my days off though.
1991	最近「大人なのにアニメ見てる」っていうのが異端視されなくて辛い	Recently, it's hard to hear that it's not heresy that people are watching anime even though they are adults.
2334	最近「大人なのにアニメ見てる」っていうのが異端視されなくて辛い	Recently the phrase "Even though you are an adult you watch anime" is not considered heretical and that's tough.
580	最近「大人なのにアニメ見てる」っていうのが異端視されなくて辛い  俺「2ちゃんみてる」  友だち「俺もみてるよ、ハム速」  俺は友人を失った	Recently heretical things like "I watch anime even though I'm an adult" aren't being said and it's difficult   Me "I look at 2chan"  friend "I also look at hamusoku"  I lost my friend
3284	最近は、ちくま学芸文庫までが真面目な本に嫌韓嫌中をほのめかす帯をつけて売ろうとしているらしい	Lately there has been implied hatred of things Korean in serious Chikuma Gakugei Publishing books.
3565	てか最近の安倍の媚売り譲歩具合見てこれに騙される奴いるのか	However, with his  recent flattery and the condition of the \\nnegotiations, I wonder how people can be deceived by him.
4079	最近イカの密漁が多いそうじゃないか	Aren't there a lot of cases of squid poaching lately?
2382	最近イカの密漁が多いそうじゃないか	It seems like recently there has been a lot of dolphin poaching.
2680	最近寝れないからしこってから寝てる	Recently I haven't been able to sleep, so I've been jerking one off before sleeping.
4105	最近年一回すら更新してなかったからなー	i havent refreshed one these years
1151	最近の幼児読者は理不尽悲劇系のおとぎ話読んで最初に抱く感想が『かわいそう』『悲しい』じゃなく	Suddenly everyone is talking about this bloody bird.
1511	最近なんだかコメントがなにも思い浮かばない	Its a recent thing, but the comments are not thoughtful.
690	最近なんだかコメントがなにも思い浮かばない	Recently I can't think of any comments.
2817	最近なんだかコメントがなにも思い浮かばない  そういうときは「へらぶな」「めすちそ」	Recently I can't think of anything to comment  At times like this, "crucian carp" "Mestizo"
655	ここ最近は手軽にマリカー8でオン対戦	Let's talk about it!
3887	最近は捨ててばっかだからセーフかな	Recently I am only throwing stuff away, so it should be fine.
3955	それで最近森田まりこの露出が増えてたのか。人類の進化や！	Four characteristics of "Gorilla Girls" overflowing with tolerance  Because of that Morita Mariko's exposure has increased  It's the evolution of mankind!
838	最近流行りの「童貞である事を馬鹿にしてはいけない」は絶対に間違っている	The recent trend of "Not making fun of someone for being a virgin" is absolutely wrong.
2826	最近スレ立てが少ないわけだが  は？てめぇチンポしゃぶるぞ	Why haven't there been any threads lately? Huh? I'm gonna suck your dick.
2560	最近お給料で本買いまくってる	I recently went to buy books with my salary.
3191	最近お給料で本買いまくってる	Recently I've been buying tons of books with my earnings.
2701	最近くらげばんちといいオモコロといいサーバが重すぎてスッと見られないのは腹立つわ	Recently Kurage Bunch and Omokoro's servers are so slow that I can't see it right away, it's pissing me off.
914	最速動画見たけどすごいと思った（小並）	I watched the fastest video but I thought it was awesome (Konami)
536	『スーパーマリオワールド』最速クリア記録がついに1分切り、50秒53に。コントローラー4本挿しで20秒の短縮に成功  まあしかしTASは超えていないようだ	[Super Mario World] speed record.  The time finally clears 1 minute, to 50 or 53 seconds.  The  time is reduced by 20 seconds by installing 4 controllers.  But it doesn't surpass the TAS.
1965	最高値450ドル周辺から今は12ドル周辺まで落ちてるから価値97%くらい消えてる	It has fallen from a high of around 450 dollars to 12 dollars now, losing 97% of its value.
1172	最高裁判決を無視	Ignoring a High Court decision.
2013	最高裁判決を無視 安倍政権は「官房機密費文書」開示せず  裁判所長官は声明出さないの？ もう笑うしかないのかな	Ignoring the Supreme Court ruling the Abe administration did not disclose the "Secret Bureaucracy Documents" Does the Commissioner of the Court not issue a statement? all you can do is laugh...
1712	最高裁大法廷	I hope those dogs at NHK are happy.
2201	最高裁大法廷	The high bench of the supreme court.
2369	月刊誌「声優グランプリ」付録の「声優名鑑」女性声優掲載人数が800人に	Monthly magazine "Voice Actor Grand Prix" appendix "Voice Actor Directory" lists 800 female voice actors.
2563	月収12万の私が自覚してなかった貧困の真実 ｢100％自分が悪い｣と自らを責め続けていた  そうなんかー	I kept blaming myself that my monthly 120 thousand income was "100% my fault." I see
4370	月収４０万いってる人がNSRに何人いるのかな？	How many people at NSR reach 400 million a month?
3600	月収２０万円「将来のため」８５万円分購入後…仮想通貨：朝日新聞デジタル	Monthly income 200,000 yen "for the future" after an 850,000 yen purchase... Cryptocurrency: Asahi Shimbun Digital.
445	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  12月9日からカプコンカップ2017始まるよ   今年最後最大のsf5イベント   ウメハラやときど、Punkなどが出場してる   板ザンも出てるからザンギ好きな人は応援してね	Monday is game night! Let's chat with everyone!  Capcom Cup 2017 is starting December 9  The year end's biggest sf5 event  Those such as Umehara and Tokido, and Punk will make an appearance  Itazan will also come out, so those who like Zangief, cheer, okay?
4274	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  1何真面目に語ってんだよネタ上げろ   steam売上上位を参考にする俺も怖いけどさ   あ、レビューは見てないです   2見ろよ、FPSゲーマーが兵を動かしたら猿回しより酷い   3プロバイダは変えることができる	Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! 1) What should we chat about? Give your suggestions. I'm afraid after looking at the steam sales rankings. Ah, but I didn't look at the reviews. 2) Take a look, FPS gamers who influence solders are worse than performers with monkeys. 3) The provider can be changed.
3175	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  1,良ゲーだったけれど一瞬で骨の髄までむさぼりつくされたよね   プレイヤーが獣みたいになってる	Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! 1, It was a good game before, but it ended up becoming greedy to it's core. The players have basically turned into animals.
1694	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  スプラトゥーン2たのしい	Monday is Game Day! Let's discuss!  Splatoon 2 is fun.
2741	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  2万で旧VITA随分前に買ったけどvitaのゲームはデモンゲイズしか買ってないわ……   やるとしてもアケアカとフリプで満足してしまってる	Monday is game day! Everybody let's chat! I bought the old VITA for 20,000 a while ago, but the only vita game I've bought is Demon Gaze...... Even if I do play I'm satisfied with Arcade Archives and Free Play.
1909	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  6バカだ	Monday is Game Day! Let's have a fun chat together. Idiot
879	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  Darkest Dungeonは三人死ぬ大Wipeやらかしてモチベ下がったので、ゼルダBotWのDLC遊び始めた   リハビリ期間などなく、いきなりオワタ式のやるかやられるか始まってワロタｗ   なんとなくミファーちゃん方面から進めているけど、やっぱり神ゲー   強制縦スクロール中も「あ！ヨロイゴイ取らないと！」「あ、ゴーゴーハス取らないと！」みたいに強烈に誘惑されて、BotWやってるなぁと感心した  Shield Breakerマジゴミクズ二度と使わない(戒め)	Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! On Darkest Dungeon I had a huge wipe with three characters dying and it killed my motivation, so I started playing the Zelda BotW DLC. The rehabilitation was going without a problem, and suddenly it was the part where you either die or kill in one hit and it was hilarious. I kind of headed in the direction of Mipha, and once again realized how truly amazing this game is. While moving north I kept thinking "Ah! I need to catch some armored carp!" Ah! I need to grab some fleet lotus seeds!" and getting strongly lured in, and I really felt like, "This is BotW." The Shield Breaker is really garbage and I won't use it again (warning).
3812	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  ニーアのLPサントラを聞いた      CDは音が「鳴っている」だけどレコードだと音楽が「生きている」感じ     レジスタンスのフィールドやパスカルの村といったニーアの有機的な一面に嵌まる曲が入っているのも良い     裏返すのが邪魔くさいけど、レコードでしか出せない世界観は確かにある	Monday is game day! Everybody, let's chat! I listened to NieR's LP soundtrack. On a CD the sound is just "there", but on a record the music seems to be "alive". I like that pieces, such as Field of Resistance and Pascal's Village, that fit into NieR's coordinated scenes are included. Flipping it over is tedious, but there is definitely a worldview that can only be achieved through a record.
655	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！	Monday is game day!
1128	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  スマブラたのしみ	Monday is Game Day! Let's all chat! Enjoying Smash
291	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！	Monday is games day!
140	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  いつも一人でI→II→IIIしてるピカリちゃんとコンボ組める貴重な人材よね	Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! Pikari, who's always playing I→II→III alone, is teaming up with a special person.
3163	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  モンハンやっと上手くなってきた、たぶん  一か八かってのがやっとなくなったのがHR63  よくいう、無駄だお前の動きは見切った、ってのが体感としてようやく理解できたわー	Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! I finally got good at Monster Hunter, I think. I was finally able to get past the desperate times at HR63. You often hear the phrase, "It's a waste of time. I saw right through your plans." I was finally able to experience that feeling firsthand.
4138	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  中古美品裸初代VITAが5000円切ったからついに買ったが   ソフト買うの忘れる失態をしたから   素直にお詫びソフトやらアーカイブで辛抱してる      ワイの2000円ドラクエ11を返せよぉ	Monday is a game day! Let's chat with everyone! Bought a used clean VITA because the price dropped below 5000 yen. i messed up and didnt buy any software
656	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  中華統一と地球防衛を両立してて忙しい どっちも敵が多い	Monday is game day! Let’s small talk together! We will be busy coexisting the protection of the earth with the unification of China. Both movements have many enemies.
625	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  今朝先週からためてたので10連したらノワールとブラックでたわ   これであとはグリーンだけだから今週中には揃いそう   ユニオンイベも来るからドックの拡張検討中     外装は個人的にはどうでもいいけど捨てられるのかなこれ   装備して減らすにも限度があるし倉庫圧迫しそうで怖い	Monday is game day! Let's get the discussion going! I had been saving up since last week, so this morning I did ten in a row and got Black and Noir. The only one I need is green, so I should have the full set sometime this week. The union event is approaching as well, so the dock expansion is under review. I don't really care about how it looks, but is this going to get discarded? There's a limit to how much you can equip and reduce and it's getting scary how tight the inventory is.
2388	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  今朝先週からためてたので10連したらノワールとブラックでたわ   これであとはグリーンだけだから今週中には揃いそう   ユニオンイベも来るからドックの拡張検討中     外装は個人的にはどうでもいいけど捨てられるのかなこれ   装備して減らすにも限度があるし倉庫圧迫しそうで怖い	Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! I'd been saving them up since last week, so this morning I did 10 in a row and got noir and black. All I need now is green, so I should be able to complete them this week. The Union Event is also coming, so I'm considering expanding my dock. For outward appearance I personally don't care all that much, but can I just throw this away? There is only so much you can equip and decrease, and my inventory is so packed that it's scary.
960	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  え、伏線ぶん投げたHODが今頃新作出るのか   嬉しいけどナンパリング付かないから出てないタロットまだ出し渋るのか    ~~DAYTONA3?   ソウルリバース?   知らない子ですねえ…。~~	Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! What, after screwing up the preparations HOD is releasing a new creation now.  I'm happy but it probably won't even make the numbers.  They got desperate and used cards that weren't even on the table~~ DAYTONA3?  Soul Reverse? I don't know these children...
843	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  レジェ入りおめ！！	Monday is gaming day!  Everyone mix and mingle!  Woo woo!
1880	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  去年一番ドキドキしたゲーム  超オススメ	Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! This was the most exciting game of last year. I really recommend it.
3093	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  このゲーム、唯一イベントだけは金を出さないと全く楽しめなくなったからなぁ…   （その上ガチャの方は金を出しても入手は運頼みという輪をかけたクソっぷり）     この前がいつだったか忘れたけどその時のオークションも競りに出た戦車だだ余りで笑った記憶がある	Monday is game day!  Let's all chat!  We we're able to enjoy this sole game without spending money... (On top of that, the vending machine was made so even if you spent money it was based on luck whether you received anything) I forget when it was exactly, but at the other day's auction the military tank that was up for bids were all left over and I remember laughing
2772	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  ガンヴォルトのロロの声優さん引退宣言してるじゃん…  続編大丈夫かよ…	Monday is game day! Let's chat, everyone! The voice actor for Gunvolt's Lola has announced her retirement... I wonder if there will still be a sequel...
1949	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  プリ強いらしいから戻るかと思ってデッキみると豪華すぎてやる気うせる	Monday is Game Day! Let's have a fun chat. The Priest is apparently strong, so I thought they'd put that back in. I looked at the deck and it's too wild and overpowered. I lost my urge to play instantly.
2572	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  アズールレーンはネプイベのノーマルクリア後は夕立堀りこなしつつ神通改を完成させる   当然夕立は出ない   建造は前半50後半50でコンプする予定だったがブランが出ずに   １００連でパープル２、ホワイト３、プラン１の結果で後半はキューブ課金確定   燃料貯め直して後半始まる前にイベ鑑を出きるだけ育ててEXTRAに挑戦	Monday is a game day! Let's chat with everyone! After finishing Neptune event's normal stage, Azur Lane completes magic power while digging up shower Naturally the shower doesn't come out Construction was scheduled to be completed 50 at the first half and 50 at latter half, but bran didn't come out and resulted with latter half being 2 purple, 3 white, plan 1 in 100 continuous rounds and cube charge was settled Refuel and raise event paragon as much as possible and challenge EXTRA before the latter half begins
3890	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  ミリシタ必死にジュエルためて100連回したけど限定どころかSSRすら出ないってどういうことやねん	Monday is the gaming day! let's talk about it! How come I don't get the specials or not even SSR after accumulated Jewel and reached 100 consecutive times in Mirishita
4298	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  アズレンイベント戦果：  Z46：４隻  グラーフ：１隻  ヒッパー：４隻  シャルンホルスト：１隻  ヴァンパイア：２隻  POW:１隻  愛宕：１隻  ドイッチュラント：１隻  グナイゼナウ：０隻  まあ夕立掘りに戻ろうか	Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! Azur Lane event results: Z46：４ships  Graph：１ship  Hipper：４ships  Scharnhorst：１ship  Vampire：２ships  POW:１ship  Atago：１ship  Deutschland：１ship  Gneisenau：０ships  Well, time to return to searching for Yuudachi.
2275	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  テラバトル  新クエストのガルーダを苦労しつつ撃破  みんながフェノを引きたがるわけだ  彼女抜きでの勝利はあり得なかった	Monday is game night! Let's chat, everyone! Terra Battle  Terra Battle  Struggle to defeat the new Garuda quest  That's why everyone wants to get Feno  There could be no victory without her
3862	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  ポケモンの新しいやつやりたいけどまだ銀が終わってねぇ  来週買う	Monday is the gaming day! let's talk about it! I want to buy new Pokemon game, but I haven't finished the Silver. I will buy next week.
3706	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  うまいレビュー書くじゃないの   動画見てからやるか決めよう	Monday is game day! Everybody let's chat! You write good reviews. I'm going to decide if I'm going to do it after I watch the video.
4206	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  やっとこさゼルダの祠コンプしたわ  最後の祠見つけたときの達成感がすごかった	Monday is game day! Let's chat with everyone! At last I completed Zelda's Hokora. That sense of accomplishment when I found the last shrine was really great.
1804	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  精神疾患持つほど病んで学級から弾き出されちゃう子って、知能高くて学習達成度高くて道徳の理解葛藤運用能力が高い傾向あるって医者の洞察聞いたことあるけど  「いい奴は戦死した奴だけだ」の世界で生きるなよっていつも思う	Monday is games day!  Lets meet and mingle!  I have heard of a child who was taken out of school because he was so sick he was diagnosed with a mental illness. According to the doctor,  he had high intelligence, high achievement and understood moral complexities.   The doctor thought he should not have been born into a world where 'the only good people are those who die in battle'.
1146	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  自分もその二つの差は気になってるけど   艦これが勝手に死んでったんじゃないかなと    自分はまだやってるけど以前の情熱はないし   目新しいイベントやシステム改変もないからね・・・   そもそもスマホゲーとスマホ対応のブラゲじゃ勝負にならない気がするｗ	Monday is Game Day! Let's discuss with everyone!  I'm also worried the difference between the two, I'm still playing KanColle although it went off and died. But I don't have the passion for it like before. There aren't any new events or system innovations...\\nWell to begin with, I got the feeling that it's not a game for the smartphone or a smartphone compatible browser game lol
3486	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  芋多すぎるのでopsops2ともにスカベン付けてスモーク炊きまくってたのが俺です   ops3は語れるほどやってない	Sunday is game day!  Let's all chat!  There were too many potatoes so I was the one including opsops2 and turning on the scavenger and cooking a lot of them.  ops3 hasn't done enough to say too much.
588	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  やっぱりあれか...あれ行き方分かんなくて放置してるわ  コモン割りきらいだよ～  なんでリソースするときお別れの言葉言うかな～  つらすぎるよアレ...	Monday is game day! Let's chat with everybody! I guess... I don't know how to get there, so I've been left behind. I don't like common divisions. When do people say goodbye when resourcing? It's too tough...
4210	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  スイッチ買ったで～  マリカー８かゼルダどっちから遊ぶか迷う   こたつで丸くなってゲームで年越しや！	Monday is game day! Let's chat with everyone! I bought a Nintendo Switch~. I can't decide between Mario Cart 8 or Zelda. I'm ringing out the new year with a game and  my round kotatsu.
4377	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  クイズ資産もってるのに流用してないのかな   太原、長春はイベント終了までのデイリーで出なかったら追加10連回してみる   東煌は艦隊で発揮できるスキル持ちが多いけど戦艦や空母はあるんだろうか	Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! Despite having the quiz fortune will it not be reused? In Taiyuan and Changchun until the event end, if there isn't one every day then try an extra 10 times. Donfan has a lot of skills that can be used to lead the Kantai, but there are probably battleships and aircraft carriers.
387	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  マリオオデッセィ、ちょっとずつ進めてて、ようやく最後の国に。  ここまで来ると、良い所と悪い所が浮き出て来て人に喋りたくなるね。  一昔前の宮本さん主導なら、ここは削ってた(そもそもオデッセイ号必要か?)よなぁとか、  これだけの数の敵をキャプチャーしても、操作破綻しないボリュームは今時だなぁとか。  ゼルダBotWと同じく、スタッフの世代交代を肌で感じられるゲームだ。	Monday is game night!  Let's all chat together!  I've been clearing Mario Odyssey little by little, and I'm finally on the last country.  At this point, the pros and cons have shown themselves and it makes me want to talk to others about it.  I think of things like, I would have shaved this portion off if the previous leader, Miyamoto was still in charge (Is the Odyssey ship even necessary?) or other things like, it's really something to marvel at this day and age that even though we can capture this many things, the controls aren't too shabby.  Just like Zelda: BotW, it's a game where you can just sense the change of staff when playing.
1886	月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  スマホゲーだが魔界ウォーズと勇こなまいきという中々のビッグネームが出て2つとも面白い	Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! Makai Wars and YuuKonamaiki are smartphone games that have become big names, and they're both fun.
1496	月曜日の朝。LLLは静かです。  クロマキー合成できそう	Monday morning.  The LLL is quiet.  It can be a chroma key mixture.
1557	ほら月曜日になったら熱下がる！	On Monday, my fever went down!
2753	ほら月曜日になったら熱下がる！	See my fever's going to go down on Monday!
4340	月曜日だしロリの笑顔を貼っておくぞ	It's Monday so I'll paste on my Lolita smile.
3371	月曜の朝は道路に融雪剤(食塩)を巻くところから始まる  そこまで豪快に撒いてないです	Monday morning I begin by using a snow melting agent (salt) on the road  I have not scattered it fully
424	「月本国」が建国された  なろう小説きらいじゃないけどすきじゃないよ	"Gapan" has been founded  Well, I don't hate novels, but I wouldn't say I like them either
1993	キャラクターはにじさんじの月ノ美兎	The character is Nijisanji's Mito Tsuikino.
4255	月を見て思う	Looking at the moon and thinking.
4484	２月野菜：ハクサイ、ニンジン高値続く	February vegetables: Chinese cabbage, carrot highs last.
2138	月額課金制には草	A monthly rate structure, haha
3846	これを「有事工事」というのかな？	Is it called "Emergency Construction"?
3846	有事になると工事が増える	In emergency situation, more factories are constructed.
582	有名アニメーター、「ネト充のススメ」監督で、ホロコースト否定論者のネトウヨとして知られる柳沼和良さんが英語でも語り始め、海外にも知られる	The famous animator, director of "Recovery of an MMO Junkie", known holocaust denier and net right winger Kazuyoshi Yaginuma has started to tell tales in English, and is also known overseas.
4496	有明海で赤貝を密漁していた70代の夫婦を逮捕。１００馬力の改造漁船で逃亡を図る	Arrested a couple in their 70s who were fishing a red shell in the Ariake Sea.
4381	有益なサブミだ	What a beneficial submission.
4272	ラジオや有線かかってる職場よかったな	I'm glad the workplace has radios and such.
2360	有能ならレイプしてもいい国ジャパン	I guess Japan is a country where if you are talented it's fine if you rape somebody.
4291	有賀さつきさん急死 ５２歳“女子アナブーム”火付け役 闘病隠して…  ありゃまRIP	Sudden death of Ariga Satsuki, 52 years old. At the forefront of the "boom in popularity of female announcers". Hid the fact she was fighting an illness. Oh man. RIP.
2120	有賀さつきさん急死 ５２歳“女子アナブーム”火付け役 闘病隠して…  また一人著名人が鬼籍に…   52歳はまだ若いよ…   R.I.P.	Ariga Satsuki, sudden death. The 52 year old started the "female announcer boom in popularity". Kept her illness hidden... One more famous person passes away... 52 is still so young... R.I.P.
775	有賀さつきさん急死 ５２歳“女子アナブーム”火付け役 闘病隠して…  割と驚いたけど、去年から芸能系のまとめサイトで激ヤセとヅラ着用によるガン疑惑が囁かれてたみたい。	Sudden death of Satsuki Ariga, 52. An instigator of the "women announcer boom", she hid her fight against illness... I was relatively surprised, but it looks like there had been whispers on entertainment websites that she had cancer, because of her massive weight loss and the fact that she was wearing wigs.
2965	【朗報】うんちでた( `･ω･´ )  うんちマン	Good News: I pooped ( `･ω･´ )  Poopman
3446	【朗報】きららファンタジアにキルミーベイベー参戦決定！	【Good news】It's been confirmed that "Kill me baby" will be participating in the battle in "Kirara Fantasia"!
4440	【朗報】強制わいせつ罪の成立に「性欲を満たす意図」は不要、最高裁が全員一致で47年ぶりに判例を変更	[Good news] To be categorized as a crime of indecent assault, there is no need for "the intention to satisfy one's desires", Supreme Court unanimously overturns 47 year old ruling.
1553	いまの朝ドラヒロインって、KOなんだってー	Isn't the heroine in this morning's drama named KO?
2733	朝のラジオ体操	Radio exercise in the morning.
22	朝のラジオ体操  出たな三連休  おはポキッ	Morning stretching to the radio \\nThe three day weekend arrived.\\nSnap
1879	朝寝坊したいのにおしっこしたくて目が覚めた…これが加齢…  2回はめざめる	I wanted to sleep in, but I needed to pee so I woke up... This happens when you get older... I wake up a second time.
3094	朝日批判もね、提出の名前が違うって、それも経緯の説明は一応籠池側からされてて	The person who criticized Asahi's name was actually changed, and that was actually also submitted by Kagoike's side.
4046	朝日の捏造とかぬかしてた輩は首括る準備してんの？	Is the Asahi Shimbun group ready to take responsibility for their fabrication and omission of details?
616	朝日新聞、ツイッターのハッシュタグで「平昌オリンピック」を「平壌オリンピック」と打ち間違え	Asahi Newspaper mistakenly uses the Twitter hashtag #Pyongyang Olympics instead of #Pyeongchang Olympics.
1757	朝日新聞の慰安婦大誤報めぐる報告会開催 ケント・ギルバート氏「朝日は事実に基づいて検証、世界に説明すべき」  「でも慰安婦はいたん」    「それは朝日の大誤報だ」    「でも朝日の誤報と慰安婦の実在」    「朝日の大誤報だって言ってんだろ」	Report meeting held concerning the fake news on comfort women published by Asahi Shimbun. Mr. Kent Gilbert says "Asahi should conduct a verification based on the facts, and provide an explanation to the world", "There were comfort women", "This was huge fake news from Asahi", "The misinformation of Asahi and the reality of comfort women", "I'm saying Asahi published fake news"
1904	朝日新聞「朝日新聞の慰安婦に関する報道で誤った事実が世界に広まり名誉を傷つけられた」などとして、国内外に住む６２人が弊社に謝罪広告の掲載などを求めた訴訟が、弊社勝訴で確定しました。これで慰安婦報道を巡り弊社を訴えた裁判がすべて、弊社の勝訴で終結したことになります。  次はデマで沖縄の名誉を傷つけたKKKまとめ速報と八重山日報を訴えないと	Asahi Shimbun: 62 people living within and without Japan claimed being slandered due to incorrect facts being reported in this newspaper concerning comfort women, and they brought suit against us to print an apology. The suit was found in favor of our newspaper. This concludes all lawsuits against our firm concerning reporting on comfort women and finds them in our favor. Hmm, next we have to go after the KKK reports and Yaeyama Nippo, which dredged up a false report that slandered Okinawa.
3904	ロリコンの朝は早い  へー長いんだね	Morning for pedophiles is early and long, isn't it?
4147	グラドル朝比奈祐未の「透明に見えるビキニ」が発想の勝利すぎる	Actress Asahiina Yumi's "Bikini that seems transparent" is too much.
2161	朝起きると、マミさんが俺の上に覆い被さるように眠っていた	I awake in the morning to find Mami sleeping on top of me.
3402	朝起きたら家出なきゃいけない時間ってことよくあるよね  スレ立ててから約10時間	Doesn't it often happen that you wake up in the morning and it's already time to leave  Approximately 10 hours after creating the thread
2513	朝青龍 コロコロコミックにブチ切れ 「品格がない日本人！！ 許せない！！謝れ！！謝れ！！謝れ！！どこのゴミの会社！？」「よっぼど中国人がましや！！」  義経＝チンギスハン説を取ってるからなw   けど面白い、チンギスハンの時代や高原の勢力とか細かく描いてて好感持てる	Born out as a Korean comic Koikoro "Japanese without dignity!! Unforgivable!! Apologize!! Apologize!! Apologize! Where is the garbage company?!" "Chinese are way better!" Yoshitsune = I'm taking the Genghis Khan theory but it's fascinating, I can draw favorably with the details of the ear of Genghis Khan and the forces of the plateau
2151	朝青龍 コロコロコミックにブチ切れ 「品格がない日本人！！ 許せない！！謝れ！！謝れ！！謝れ！！どこのゴミの会社！？」「よっぼど中国人がましや！！」  関口宏が司会の「知ってるつもり?!」って日テレの番組でチンギスハーンを特集  1995年9月29日放送 征服王伝説※2時間SPチンギス・ハーン  番組冒頭で「モンゴルの英雄です」とゲストのモンゴル人女性歌手(オユンナ)  ヒトラー並みの残虐な独裁者、異常者としてえがかれる  ゲストの人が余りに不憫だった	Asashoryu. Livid at CoroCoro Comic. "Japanese people without dignity!! Unforgivable!! Apologize!! Apologize!! Apologize!! What kind of garbage company is this!?" "Worse than a Chinese person!!" Sekiguchi Hiroshi, moderator's comment "They knew about it?!" Nippon TV program Genghis Khan special. September 29, 1995 broadcast. Legend of the Conquering King. * 2 hour special Genghis Khan. At the start of the program Mongolian female singer Oyunaa said he was a "Mongolian hero". A savage dictator on the same level as Hitler, depicted as a deviate. The guest was despicable.
2509	「朝食を食べたほうが体にいい」という定説は、食品会社が作り出した迷信だった!?  昔のケロッグは味も多くてオマケもついてたから楽しかったが   今のケロッグ種類少ないしオマケもないんだよなぁ   あと牛乳がけでそこそこ腹溜まるまで食べるのがしんどい	The dogma that "eating breakfast is better for your body" was a superstition created by a food company! The old Kellogg has a lot of flavor and was fun, but now there are fewer types of Kellogg. And it is too painful to eat until it's been soaked up with milk.
1482	朝鮮総連本部に発砲 男２人を逮捕、右翼団体関係者か  桂田教官とか呼んで持ち上げてたお仲間達は  これを擁護するのか、知らんぷりを決め込むのか  どうするんだろうな  あとこういう人が銃を手に入れられてるのが怖い  追記  ざらっと反応見てみたら  ・自作自演だ！派  ・これは義挙である！派  ・リンクは貼らないけど保守速報の『【悲報】 朝鮮総連に拳銃を撃ち込んだ自称右翼活動家の桂田智司容疑者 1992年に炎上トラックで首相官邸に突撃敢行していたｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ』とかいうタイトル見てなんか極左の仕業と思ってるっぽい派  ぐっちゃぐちゃ。そして胸糞＆怖い	Shots fired at the North Korean Federation headquarters.  Two men arrested, both suspected to be connected to right wing groups.  I suppose Professor Kachiranda and others who raised this matter would support this, but will they come to a decision?  What will they do? I'd be scared if those types got access to guns. Follow up report: Looking at the reactions: 'This is just posturing!' 'Factions!' 'Virtue signalling!'  I can't attach the link, but the Conservative breaking news reports  'Satoshi Katsurada, a self styled right wing activist and suspect in an attack on the Prime Ministers official residence in 1992 from a burning truck, fires a handgun,  during the North Korean Federation wwwwwwwww' These type of responses seem to come from the extreme left faction.  Insane, toxic and scary.
3218	フジで期待してるのアニメ枠だけだから	I'm just looking forward to the anime block on Fuji.
3712	木こりのお仕事	Lumberjack's work.
4429	木のしなりとかが地味な効果をもたらしそうだ	The bend of the wood and such seems to provide a modest effectiveness.
3055	木の妖精（ホモ）のやつも見たい	Tree fairies (homo) would want to watch too.
3447	ただの木の球が3800(税込み)なら皆気づくだろ？	If the ball of the tree was only 3800 yen (including tax), everyone would notice, right?
3056	未だに俺たちの麻生にはしゃぐオタクをご覧ください	Even now, to watch our Asou please see しゃぐオタク.
3084	未成年女性の人権を守るという社会の強い意志の賜物	It's a grave crime, and it is the gift of our society that we have such a strong will to protect the civil rights of minor women.
4049	未明に何言ってだこち亀の時間だぞ	to Shingo Katori early in the morning is nonsense its Kochikame time
640	未明に大音量「セカオワ」震度４の宇和島	A large noise in the early hours, "end of the world" Magnitude 4 in Uwajima.
4049	未明に「生きろ！」「死んじゃダメだよ」とツイート	"do not die!"
3120	「未来の母親」が激減していく日本	"Future mothers" sharply decline in Japan.
2639	未稼働原発に５年で５兆円超支出	Nuclear power plants that are out of commission cost an incredible 5 trillion yen over 5 years.
3021	未だに蔦吉姐さんのイメージだわこの人	My image of her is still that of 蔦吉姐.
1224	末等なら許す	If it's last place I'll understand.
3191	いい本だよ？	They are good books, you know?
2971	本のカドで小突いた平沢が悪いのか…	I wonder if Hirasawa is to blame for poking them with the corner of the book.
2149	本当これ	Is this for real?
3044	本当にお仕事できないマンで何をやっても失敗するの…	I'm really a man who can't do work and I fail at whatever I do...
3760	これ本当にガチャ売るためだけに作っただけだったな	They really only made it to sell capsule toys.
179	本当の引退ならグズグズこんなこと書かない	If they were really retired they wouldn't keep writing like this.
769	ごめん本当はバッカじゃねーのと思ってる	His parents are fine.
116	本当の敵は安倍政権ではなく政治的無関心  安倍が悪い   あと昭恵も悪い	The true enemy is not the Abe Administration. It is political indifference. Abe is bad. Akie is bad too.
2921	本心ではなかった	remark, but are they really sorry?
98	ここから本文です 「味がないから嫌」ご飯を残す子どもたち 個族化する家族、変わる“ニッポンの食卓”  コメみたいな炭水化物ばっかじゃなくて栄養のあるもん食べろよ  これだからヅャップはピッチでフィジカル負けするんだよなぁ	\\nThe main point starts here  Children abandoning rice, "I don't like it becase there's no taste"   For forming families, "Japan's dinner table" is changing  Instead of eating only carbohydrates like rice, you must eat nutritious things  This is why Japs are losing in physical fitness on the pitch, huh...
4459	ここから本文です 「味がないから嫌」ご飯を残す子どもたち 個族化する家族、変わる“ニッポンの食卓”  ネトウヨはお米食べられなくって困ってるのに	The main part starts here. Children leaving parts of their meal because "it doesn't have any taste." Families that group together, changing "Nippon's table" can be problematic because Neptune can't eat rice
869	ここから本文です 「自画撮り」規制、来年2月から＝条例成立、全国初施行へ―東京都議会  水泳少年「えっ」	The main sentence is from here. The polices of taking pictures of yourselves will start from Febuary of next year. The first national trip. Tokyo conference, the swimming boy “what”
2	本日のふさふさ	Today's fluffy.
3376	本日のふさふさ	Today's fusafusa  Not tyuruttyuru?
1548	本日のふさふさ	Today's luxuriance.
3665	本日のポプテピピック	Today's Poptepipic.
1418	本日のポプテピピック声優予想スレ	In this thread: guess who will be today's Pop Team Epic voice actor.
3720	本日夕刊に掲載の模様	Seems like it will appear in today's evening paper.
3124	本日夕刊に掲載の模様	Seems like it will be in today's evening paper.
1783	本日夜9時からテレ朝で「君の名は。」をやるから見よう	Watch "Kimi no Na wa" on TV Asahi at 9:00 tonight.
420	本日のポプテピピック  本放送よかった  また見よ  AC部もよかった  またまた見よ	Japan's Pop Team Epic  This time's broadcast was great  Let's watch it again  The AC part was also great  Let's watch the time after next
3494	本日のサレンダー橋本 ためになる  八木沼が一番まとも説	Today's Slender Hashimoto is useful. I have a theory that Yaginuma is the most respectable one.
3969	本日の漫画日記  かなちい…	Today's manga diary  sad...
3993	本日の漫画日記  金曜日「仕事つらい…でも明日は休み…あそこ行ってあれ買ってあれしてあれしよ！！たのしみ！！！」  土曜朝「おそとでたくない…ねよ」グスピー	Today's manga diary  Friday  "Work is tough... but tomorrow I have a break... I'll go over there and buy that, let's do it!! I'm looking forward to it!!!"  Saturday "I don't want to go out... yeah"
1169	本日の画太郎は社会派です  ネットで真実ワロタ	Japan's Gataro is social commentary  Truth in internet lol
3875	本日のポプテピピック症候群(ポプテピピックを見る前と見ている間は楽しいが見終わるとつらい)  大塚明夫マダー？	Today's poope pitpic syndrome (It is painful to have fun while watching it but becomes sad after watching the pop episode) Atsuo Otsuka Mader?
4136	本日の百合エロ漫画  篠房六郎ってなんとなくしっくりこない感ある   いいとか悪いとかじゃなくて……しっくりこない	Today's lily erotic cartoon Shinoza Rokuro does not fit nicely, its not about good or bad... it just doesnt fit me
4303	本日のふさふさ  こいついつも目細いな。てっきり温泉入ってる時限定なのかと。	Today's fluffy. This little guy always has his eyes almost closed. Or maybe it's just when he's in the hot springs.
2560	いらない本も来ちゃう	But books I don't need come too.
2134	もんはんわーるどで本格的に攻略法とかを検索する時期になっちゃったけど、タイトルだけで中身の無い攻略wikiばっかり引っかかって攻略できない	When I was earnestly searching for a strategy guide to Monster Hunter: World I kept running into empty guides that only had titles, so I couldn't finish it.
4386	(というか本業と別で活動してる人は残業多いと困るわけで)	There are GPL and MIT licensed software for individuals.
2659	本気	Really?
2487	本気の倒閣へ舵 安倍首相vs朝日新聞が「最終戦争」突入へ  今じゃ自民の動員もタカが知れてる   せいぜいカレー抗議デモに毛の生えた程度の規模じゃね   ただこのタイミングでロケットマンが仕事したらわからんね	Taking the helm towards a true taking down of the government.  The battle between Prime Minister Abe and Asahi Shimbun is beginning its last stages.  Now the movement of the Liberal Democratic Party doesn't have much meaning; at most, it will have a little more meaning than a protest against curry.  However, if rocketman were to say something at this timing, who knows what would happen...
2905	本気を出してCTOになろうかなやむ	I'm troubled if I should be serious and become CTO.
718	本気を出してCTOになろうかなやむ  ぴざ！	I've stopped considering a serious effort to become a CTO  Pizza!
2157	本気か「ガチャを自作してイベントで設置してみた試行錯誤の記録」  いい具合に細かいレポ	Seriously? "Record of trial and error regarding making my own capsule toys and holding an event." What a nice, detailed report.
1150	本田望結	Miyu Honda\\nEven though it is late by means of SP, it has recovered by being free.
352	ジョイフル本田でも誘致しよう	Maybe they can bring in a Joyful Honda center.
4336	本番で大規模障害出そう	Large scale damage will probably arise.
433	セブン－イレブン本社に、店頭から成人誌の撤去、販売中止などを求める要請。ミニストップがすでに1月から全国2200店舗で成人誌を撤去、販売中止に。ほかのコンビニにも成人誌の撤去を求め、近くのコンビニに要請行動が始まっている。  野次馬はいくら集っても野次馬だが一歩進み出れば英雄だぞ、ほら、出ろよ	Requests directed at Seven Eleven to remove adult magazines from shops, discontinue sales, etc. Ministop already removed adult magazines from 2,200 stores beginning in January, discontinuing sales. Requesting other convenience stores to remove adult magazines, calls for action have begun at nearby convenience stores.  Even though onlookers are gathering, they're only onlookers, but if you step forward, you'll be a hero, hey, come out
119	本社が想定外の事態が起きたと謝罪	The strange Lawson in Gifu.
2694	本紙が３回目の独自調査	Are there still people out there saying that there's iodine?
840	本読んでると頭よさそうだとかえらいだとかの言われるの申し訳なる	Saying that reading a book is good for your brain or is a fine thing to do feels like an excuse.
2829	札幌市の職員は倍率高そう	Looks like the staff at Sapporo have high acceptance  rate.
3261	朴前大統領に求刑懲役30年「大統領権限を私物化」	Former President Park is sentenced to 30 years in prison.
65	机に大量の紙切れ「じゃれあいと判断、不適切」	A large amount of paper scraps on a desk.
3301	机での突っ伏し寝は避けるべき	You should stop sleeping with your face on the desk.
1905	村八分騒動	Scandal over being excommunicated from a village.
3084	はてな村でもフェミニズムが劣勢だからってNSRで暴れるのやめちくり～（挑発）	Just because feminism is the minority in the village doesn't mean you can go wild on NSR~ (provocation)
517	ドイツの村の教会でお寺っぽいマークの鐘がみつかって物議をかもしたようだ  那智の滝  もうこれナチスだろ	It seems there was a controversy when a bell with a mark like that of a buddhist temple was found in a German village  Nachi Falls  This is already Nazis
1529	ウーマン村本「総理、こんなとこでつまづいてる場合じゃありません。はやく９条も改ざんしないと。」  今考えたギャグ   「憲法第九条第一項を言ってみろ。言えないのか？！どんだけー！！」	Muramoto from Woman Rush Hour 「Prime Minister, this isn't the time to be hung up over something like this. We have to hurry and manipulate article 9 too. 」A joke I just came up with 「Say the first item of article 9 of the Constitution. You can't say it?! What the heck!! 」
398	ウーマン村本「総理、こんなとこでつまづいてる場合じゃありません。はやく９条も改ざんしないと。」  村本の皮肉を理解できてなくて草   やっぱその程度の知性なんすね～	"Woman"  Muramoto.  'Prime Minister, Its not the time to trip up now.  Making 9 corrections on the document is not acceptable.' He didn't understand Muramoto's sarcasm.  That lack of intelligence is extraordinary.
3037	って来ないのか。	Is there no person like that coming?
1044	こっち来んな‼︎	Stay away from me!
538	こりゃあいよいよ来るな	This has finally come.
1121	来年2月にラストライブ	Last live performance will be in February of next year.
352	来年2月末、イオン閉店へ	By the end of February next year, AEON mall to close.
1688	来年8月から「介護離職」が急増するワケ 改正介護保険法の“致命的欠陥”  まてまて，特養はクッソ高価じゃないぞ。安価なので順番待ちがあって，なかなか入所できない施設だぞ。  もっとも，上級様が特権を振りかざして，順番をすっ飛ばして入所させてるとかはありそう。	There are a lot of caregivers retiring, starting in August of next year. The caregiving law revision’s fatal defect...\\nWait a minute. Special care is not very expensive. It is cheap so there is a waiting list. Therefore it is hard to get in. Top class people seem to be able to flaunt special privilege and not have to wait in line.
343	ＮＥＣ、来年度にも国内３千人削減へ 海外展開に出遅れ  はい、用済みおじさん廃棄   海外展開するにしてもNEC程度の給料だと飛びたい優秀な人いないんじゃないですか？	NEC to Cut Another 3,000 Jobs in Japan Next Year: Late Start to Overseas Expansion. Yep, they're getting rid of the old guys that they have no use for. They talk about overseas expansion, but are there going to be any good employees who would want to fly abroad for the kind of wage NEC pays?
574	来年は彼女欲しいにゃあ  灰色いけるで	I want a girlfriend next year, nya  It'll make you go gray
2650	来年の目標は「名前だけで相手を威圧できるビックネームになり、名前だけで相手を威圧する」ですよろしくお願いします	Next year's objective: "Become a big name that can pressure and intimidate others with just my name" Please help me.
2691	来年の目標は「名前だけで相手を威圧できるビックネームになり、名前だけで相手を威圧する」ですよろしくお願いします  ずはるだそぉーって脅せば自ずと道は開く  かどうかはしらん	The goal for next year is to "become a big enough name that with our name only we can crush our opposition, then use our name only to crush our opposition". I'm not sure if they'll just threaten with , "This is Zuharu" and that will open the way.
3726	そろそろ来年の目標の策定にかからなければならない時期なのでは  鬼が爆笑しそう	Well it's about that time that the plans for the next year need to be formed, so the demons are sure to laugh.
3881	来たるべき日に備えて枕で正常位の練習してたら足がつった	I got clamped when I was practicing missionary position with a pillow for the day yet to come.
3200	パッチ来る頃にはとっくに愛想尽かして他ゲーに行ってて二度とやる気なんて起きなかったわ	It felt like a slap in the face and I moved on to other games and never felt like giving it another try.
3550	東レ不正「ネットに書かれたから公表」が日本企業に与えた衝撃  5chの個別企業スレだよ	Higashi Reko company created a shock by saying, “it is on the internet so it is public.” This is about 5ch’s forum.\\n
825	東京23区でも積雪か	Is there also heavy snow inside the Tokyo urban area?
4456	東京23区でも積雪か	It is snowing in Tokyo ward 23.
1636	東京23区でも積雪か	Snow accumulation in the 23 wards of Tokyo?
194	東京23区でも積雪か	Snow is even covering the 23 wards of Tokyo, huh?
2558	東京23区でも積雪か 関東甲信中心に大雪のおそれ  明日の朝はぜったい通勤困難だから社畜は帰るの禁止な	Fear of snow in Tokyo Ward 23 or heavy snow at the center of Kanto Koshin. Tomorrow morning it will be absolutely difficult to go to work so it's been forbidden to go back to work.
3362	東京23区でも積雪か 関東甲信中心に大雪のおそれ  横綱かよ	Snowfall even in the 23rd ward of Tokyo, huh?  Heavy snow warnings in the Kantou Koushin area  what do you think you are, Yokozuna?
1849	東京23区でも積雪か 関東甲信中心に大雪のおそれ  スタッドレスでも滑るときは滑るから、車間距離はいつもの倍、３倍くらいはとるようにして  歩くときは坂道とか歩道橋とか、あと白線の上とかは滑るから転ばないように気を付けてね。(靴に何本か輪ゴム巻いたりすると即席の滑り止めになるみたい。追記：使う輪ゴムはできれば太いやつ、なければ細いのを沢山)  あと外出しない人も停電になるかもしれないからスマホ充電して懐中電灯用意したり備えとこう	Snow drifts even in Tokyo City?  There are fears of heavy snow falls in the centre of Kanto Koushin. Even studless skates will slip.  Vehicle distances need to be 2 or 3 times longer than usual.  Pedestrians need to take particular care not to slip on hilly roads, foot bridges and white lines etc.  Wrapping a few rubber bands around your shoes seems to be an effective way to totally stop slipping.  Note:  These need to be thick, or if they are thin then you need lots of them.  There may be a power blackout, so make sure you charge your phones, and have a portable flashlight available.
1905	東京いこ	OK, guys, time to move to Tokyo
3192	東京五輪「オフィシャルサポーター」に人材派遣のパソナ	Temporary employment services provider Pasona becomes Tokyo Olympics "Official Supporter".
2365	東京五輪「オフィシャルサポーター」に人材派遣のパソナ 大会組織委発表  うへぇ。もう嫌だわこのオリンピック	Temporary employment agency Pasona named "Official Supporter" for Tokyo Olympics. Event committee announcement. Ugh. I don't like the direction these Olympics are going.
4129	東京五輪建設工事 過労死やケガで労災４人  日本の糞さの縮図かよ	4 people have died in accidents in the construction for the Tokyo Olympics due to overwork and injury   What is this, a microcosm of the shittiness of Japan?
2619	東京五輪建設工事 過労死やケガで労災４人  過労死労災像を立てよう	Tokyo Olympic construction work Overwork death and injury of 4 people from accident while at work Let's build a statue of death from overwork accidents
1171	東京五輪招致不正疑惑で捜査の企業代表を起訴	An investigation company representative prosecuted for alleged infringements during the Tokyo Olympic bid.
2780	東京五輪のマスコット、最終候補3作品が発表 2月末決定 選ぶのは全国の小学生  ここ的には左下かな(理由はわかりますよね)	The three finalist works for the Tokyo Olympic Mascot will be announced at the end of February  Elementary school students across the country will choose  This one here on the bottom left, I guess (I understand the reason)
147	東京五輪のマスコット決定！	The Tokyo Olympic Mascot has been decided!
1390	東京五輪演出に映画監督山崎貴氏	Takashi Yamazaki, Movie Director for the Tokyo Olympics.
155	東京五輪マスコット、組織委が考案者に権利与えず物議…グッズ販売等のロイヤルティ払わず  とは言え利権が絡むと電通とか以外参入できなくなりそう。	Tokyo Olympic mascot, controversy as committee does not give rights to creator... Does not pay royalties for sale of goods, etc. Having said that, if it comes down to issues with rights then aside from Dentsu nobody else will be able to participate.
4320	東京五輪のマスコット賞金100万円（税込）	The prize money for the Tokyo Olympics mascot is 1 million yen (tax included).
284	東京五輪のマスコット賞金100万円（税込）  これはあれですよ   特選作品が街中に飾られるようなもんですよ	A contract is open for the mascot of 2020 Tokyo olympic. The winner's product will be on display around town.
3918	「このままでは東京五輪は…」 ライバルの飲み物に禁止薬物 カヌー日本代表候補が混入  世界屋上すき	"At this situation of the Tokyo Olympics ..." Prohibited drug in canoe Japan representative contenders on rival drinks, World rooftop Love
1848	ヒンナヒンナ…「東京に住むアイヌ」の喜びと悲しみを知っていますか（崎山	Hinna Hinna... Do you know the joy and sadness of 'Ainu living in Tokyo'?
3039	ヒンナヒンナ…「東京に住むアイヌ」の喜びと悲しみを知っていますか（崎山 敏也）  ウチャヌプコロ……	Munch munch... Do you know about the joys and sorrows of the "Ainu living in Tokyo"? (Sakiyama Toshiya) Boink...
3847	ヒンナヒンナ…「東京に住むアイヌ」の喜びと悲しみを知っていますか（崎山 敏也）  これ好き	Hinna Hinna... Do you know the sadness of "Ainu people living is Tokyo"(Sakiyama Tetsuya) I like this
2148	東京で売ってた弁当980円 期待と現実  ここまで極端じゃないにせよ、みんな経験あるんじゃない   容器の底が凸られてて、箸入れたら「えっ」てなるやつ	Bento lunchbox sold in Tokyo for 980 yen. Expectation vs reality. Even though it isn't always this extravagant, everybody has an experience like that. The bottom of the container is convex, prompting "Huh?" from people as they reach their chopsticks in.
3412	東京新聞望月記者 ペジー事件の捜査が政権に及ぶ可能性指摘  及ばんのじゃね？      嫁がやらかしても無傷やんあいつ	Tokyo Newspaper Mochizuki Reporter: There's a possibility that the investigation of a petty case may affect the administration.  Will it go that far?  Even if the bride does it, I'm sure they will be unscathed
4153	東京株式市場株価 ２日連続で値上がり ５日の終値は４日より２０８円２０銭高い２万３７１４円５３銭。  アベノミクス万歳‼️  安倍陛下の治世が千代に八千代に続きますように	The Tokyo stock market rose for the second consecutive day and the 5th  day closed 208.20 yen better than the 4th with  23,714.53 yen. All thanks to the Abenomics! I hope the reign of His Majesty Abe will continue for years and years to come.
3717	東京、横浜で初雪を観測	The first snow of the season is observed in Tokyo and Yokohama.
739	「東京湾大調査！お魚ぜんぶ獲ってみた２」	"Great examination of Tokyo bay!
739	『東京湾の水ぜんぶ抜いてみた』はよ	We tried catching all the fish 2" is overturning established theories  Surely "We tried ejaculating all of the water in Tokyo Bay"
80	テレビ東京 おおみそか異例の編成 ドラマ『孤独のグルメ』を放送に主演の松重豊「この時間帯捨てたなと思った」  おおみそか→おお味噌か→メシ食い番組 とかそういう？	TV Tokyo. Unprecedented New Year's Eve lineup. Broadcast of TV drama "Kodoku No Gurume" starring Matsushige Yutaka "I thought they had abandoned this time slot." Oomisoka (New Year's Eve) → Oomisoka (miso soup?) → Program about eating. Was that the thought process?
2312	東京目黒カウンセリングセンターの精神科医ダグラス・バーガーの患者が不満をRedditに漏らしてたら訴えられたらしい  医者側は現地弁護士雇って任せて、患者側は公設弁護人が付くのかな？	It seems that if a patient of Tokyo Meguro Counseling Center psychiatrist Douglas Berger leaked complaints to reddit, they would be sued  The doctor hires a local lawyer to handle it, and the patient gets a public defender, I suppose?
3834	東京・神奈川で雪やアラレ	Snow and hail in Tokyo and Kanagawa.
1189	東京都	National Health Insurance cover in the Tokyo Metropolitan Area has increased by an average of 26%.
142	東京都民の約48％がスギ花粉症と推定	It is estimated that 48% of Tokyo residents suffer from cedar pollen allergies.
2759	テレ東の人気番組「池の水ぜんぶ抜く」正月特番の一部が放送中止に 余計なあおりを入れたため撮影協力を断られた模様  この間録画見て   面白いけど煽りすぎだなとは思った	TV Tokyo's popular program "Draining the pond" has suspended broadcast for New Year's special programs  The situation is that photography cooperation was refused because too many low angles were inserted  Looking at the video from this time, though it's interesting, I thought there were too many low angles
478	東名夫婦死亡事故	The Tomei couple were killed in an accident.
362	東名高速で夫婦死亡の事故を起こした男。事故の三ヶ月後にも交通トラブルから暴行してた	The man who killed a woman in a traffic accident on the Tomei Expressway found engaging in more traffic incidents three months later.
538	東レ、品質データ改ざん	Toray, quality data falsification.
3906	東国原英夫氏明かす	Mr. Hideo Higashikokihara revealed.
2097	東大「世の中の多くに解はない」  これを詭弁というｗ	Tokyo University「There are\\nmay that has no answer」this is called sophistry
3462	東大「世の中の多くに解はない」  ああ、電池の交換って工具不要ってこと? 10年前の携帯使ってるわけじゃないんで気づかなかったよ   今時は棚で腐ってる交換用電池なんか誰も使わないし	東大「世の中の多くに解はない」 ああ、電池の交換って工具不要ってこと? 10年前の携帯使ってるわけじゃないんで気づかなかったよ 今時は棚で腐ってる交換用電池なんか誰も使わないし
4488	東大、世界最高の「磁場」発生に成功 ９８５テスラ記録  髪の毛逆立ちそう	The University of Tokyo, succeeded in generating the world's best "magnetic field" 985 Tesla records. His hair stays on his head.
1436	東大卒作家、北大読書サークルにブチ切れ	Mahoro Furuno, University of Tokyo graduate and author, flips out at book club at Hokkaido University, calling them "idiots," "scum," "monkeys."
2599	東大卒作家、北大読書サークルにブチ切れ 「馬鹿」「クズ」「猿」罵倒連発にネット「ドン引き」  エゴサ5分置きにしてそう	Tokyo University graduate writer gets enraged at Hokkaido University reading circle and goes on an abusive barrage calling them "idiot" "bastard" "monkey" and the net "draws away" He must be doing egosearching every 5 minutes
492	東大卒作家、北大読書サークルにブチ切れ 「馬鹿」「クズ」「猿」罵倒連発にネット「ドン引き」  有望な自民党員	Tokyo University Graduate, irate at Peking University reading club "Stupid", "Trash", "Monkeys". One derogatory remark after another online. "Thief." A promising Liberal Democratic Party member.
1968	東大卒作家、北大読書サークルにブチ切れ 「馬鹿」「クズ」「猿」罵倒連発にネット「ドン引き」  現実で学歴厨拗らせちゃうとこうなるのね	Gruaduated from Tokyo University, member of the book club at Hokkaido University, totally lost it.  Continuous stream  of insults, 'moron', 'monkey', 'creep' etc, from internet trolls of a certain educational background.
314	東大生の7割はレゴ経験者	70% of students at Tokyo University played with LEGOs.
3209	東レ子会社不正問題、榊原経団連会長「在任中は知らず」	Toray subsidiary company impropriety problem, President Sakakibara of the Japan Business Federation "No knowledge while holding that position".
1323	【テレ東】愛知の大規模介護施設 リハビリ等でもらえる施設内通貨「シード」を発行 売店やカジノで利用 溜めて小旅行にも行けるらしい  これについて嫌儲じゃ 『帝愛地下施設』 だの 『エスポワール老人ホーム』 だの   色々言われてるけど閉鎖空間ならともかくこれデイサービスの余興だって番組見てりゃわかるのにな     介護保険で料金が支出されている入浴や食事やリハビリのおまけに過ぎないってこと      こうやって浅い風評のせいで某県じゃ麻雀や無料パチの設置されたデイが規制されたのかと思うと   まじめに糞アフィ規制してほしい気になるよほんと	This is so underhanded  "Espoir Nursing Home" is more like "Shady Underground Facility" Although they say various things, maybe it's different if it's just an empty room for lease, but this day service is just a side show and you can tell when you look at the television program about it  In addition to bathing, meals and rehabilitation being charged to nursing insurance, they say it's not too much  Because of this kind of shallow gossip,  I wondered if they had regulated days for mahjong, or free pachinko in a certain prefecture  I really feel like you should regulate these crappy affiliates more seriously
3400	「テレ東がまた攻めてる」と話題に 「ガイアの夜明け」集団訴訟が相次ぐレオパレス21の社長に直撃取材  いやほんと、言葉の発祥から見てきた世代としては意図的につぶされたとしか  思えない改悪   それでも定着しそうなのはもしかして最近のレオパが改善されてるから？　まさかね	"TV Tokyo is attacking again" as a topic  Interview with the president of Leopalace 21 after "Dawn of Gaia" successive class action lawsuits  No, truly, I saw it from the origin of the words that it was intentionally crushed as a generation  It seems to be deteriorating  Still, it seems likely to settle because recently Leopa has improved. For now, anyway
1223	「テレ東がまた攻めてる」と話題に 「ガイアの夜明け」集団訴訟が相次ぐレオパレス21の社長に直撃取材  賃貸アパートと言えば薄い壁。薄い壁と言えばレオパ。レオパと言えば壁ドン。壁ドンと言えばレオパ。   それなのに、どういう訳か今では意味がよく分からない事になっている。腐女を操ったの絶対レオパだろ…汚い、さすがレオパきたない	"TV Tokyo continues attack" trending. "The Dawn of Gaia", class action lawsuits come one after another, president of LEOPALACE21 aggressively interviewed. When it comes to apartments, the walls are thin. When it comes to thin walls, it's LEOPALACE21. When it comes to LEOPALACE21, it's banging on the wall. When it comes to banging on the wall, it's LEOPALACE21. Even so, somehow things have escalated to a confusing state. The ones who dealt with unclean women must have been LEOPALACE21... Dirty, LEOPALACE21 is without a doubt dirty.
3488	東洋大だから	3 first years are on the Toyo University team and they beat former champion Aogaku University.
739	テレ東番組が東京湾初確認の魚をまた発見！定説覆す	TV Tokyo program confirms that fish have once again been spotted in Tokyo bay!
3679	東芝は不買してる	I'm boycotting Toshiba.
3679	東芝「信頼性・安心感」３年で急落	Toshiba's "reliability and security" sharply drop in 3 years.
1387	東芝のスポンサー降板で、サザエさんはどう変わる？	What will happen to Sasae now Toshiba has pulled out of sponsoring it?
3541	ブリヂストンが東レ製品使用確認 横浜ゴムも、安全性に問題なし  他社だが先週奮発してタイヤ買ったんでドキドキ	Bridgestone confirmed the usage of Toray’s goods. Yokohama’s rubber also has no problem with safety.  It is another company but they put in a lot of effort last week and bought tires. My heart is beating.
1053	東証2部の電機大手「東芝」は、子会社の「東芝テック」保有する債権売掛金の約1万4000円について、取立不能のおそれが生じたことを明らかにしました。  おっ、二流企業じゃーん	Major companies on the Tokyo Stock Exchange.  Toshiba Tech, a subsidiary of Toshiba, is concerned that  has about 14,000 yen of unpaid accounts which  it cannot collect. Truly, a second rate company.
3794	東電CMの次に流れるCMをチェレンコフ光で青っぽくしたACで固定するなら流してもよい	If the commercial following the Tokyo Electric Power Company commercial is held fixed with bluish AC then they can go ahead and air them.
3690	東電：さ、作業は5分交代で	Toden: Okay, workers will rotate in 5 minutes.
2494	東電「原発これからも推進するから政府は債務保証や環境整備よろしくね」  東電の株主一人のこらず殺せ	Tokyo Electric Power Company 「The nuclear power plants will continue to be a driving force here, so we ask the government to continue with loan guarantees and environmental maintenance」Kill every last one of the TEPCO shareholders.
3794	東電、首都圏で年内にもCM再開	Tokyo Electric Power Company, to restart commercials in the capital within the year.
2001	東電、首都圏で年内にもCM再開	Tokyo power will release commercials again by the end of the year in the capital city.
337	松井は震えて眠れ！	Mitsui is trembling in his bed.
1592	松任谷由実さんとペッティングしたいですお(´；ω；`)	I'd love to do some heavy petting with Yumi Matsutōya!
3755	松屋フーズ、「牛めし」4年ぶり値上げ	Matsuya Foods, "Beef meal" goes up in price for the first time in four years.
4314	松岡洋右の宴か	Is it a banquet for Yoshio Matsuoka?
3428	松本人志、日馬富士を擁護 「土俵以外で暴力ダメは無理がある」  貴乃花を憎たらしいと思う性根は変えられないとしても理性で貴ノ花側に理があると認められないものかね。どこまで感情に溺れているんだか。	Hitoshi Matsumoto defends Harumafuji  "Violence being disallowed outside the ring is impossible"
3809	枕営業は「営業」じゃなく、性接待の「強要」…非難されるべきは「関係を迫った人」  「性接待強要」と「枕営業」って分けて言えばいいんじゃね？	Sleeping one's way up the career ladder isn't "business", it's "coercion" to perform sexual acts. ... "The person who pressed the relationship" should be the one who is condemned. Maybe you should differentiate between "coercion of sex entertainment" and "sleeping your way up the career ladder"?
3843	枕がよだれで臭いときは  枕にタオルを巻く	If pillow smells funny from the saliva, roll a towel around it.
3459	林文科相「公務員の利害関係者との接待ゴルフを解禁しよう、スポーツ振興が大切だから」  ダメ絶対   ダメ接待	Yoshimasa Hayashi "Because promoting sports is important, let's lift the ban on government worker's playing golf with stakeholders"  This is not going to work out.
4144	枝野氏、入党希望は「年内が期限」発言を撤回  サヨクが嫌がるなら正しいんだろう論法と一緒じゃんそれ  でもよく分かる	Mr. Edano retracts his statement that he hopes to enter the Party "within this year"  That's the same as arguing that whatever the left wing dislikes is right  But I understand
4360	枠の貴重さはMODも理解してると思うんだが…	I think the MOD also understands the preciousness of the frame but...
3637	枠の貴重さはMODも理解してると思うんだが…	Whether it's the moderation request thread or something else, frames shouldn't be used for administrative things, they should be made open as event frames, I think.
3403	架橋みたいな俺のたった場所が中華、腕一本でやれる！みたいな感情や団結力ないだろ	They don't have these emotions and unity like I do.
1860	柏崎刈羽原発６,７号機 原子力規制委員会の審査合格 東京電力の原発として初 事故の検証が終わるまで再稼働時期は見通せず  中越地震で思いっきり地割れしてたのに   第一次政権の安倍が地震直後に原発視察に入ったけど、   愚物だから事態の深刻さを理解できなかった   そして今日の再稼働認可に至る	Kashiwazaki Nuclear Power Plant units 6 and 7.  Passed inspection by the Nuclear Regulation Committee. The first time for the TEPCO nuclear plant. We could not see any prospect of a resumption in operations until the accident was confirmed to be over. The Chuetsu Earthquake was known to have caused local cracking.  Prime Minister Abe's administration, the first one after the accident, entered the power plant to inspect it immediately after the accident, but foolishly underestimated the seriousness.  This has led to today's situation where permission has been granted to resume operations.
792	柏崎刈羽原発６,７号機 原子力規制委員会の審査合格 東京電力の原発として初 事故の検証が終わるまで再稼働時期は見通せず  中越地震で思いっきり地割れしてたのに   第一次政権の安倍が地震直後に原発視察に入ったけど、   愚物だから事態の深刻さを理解できなかった   そして今日の再稼働認可に至る	The Kashiwazaki Nuclear Power plant units 6 and 7 have passed inspection by the Nuclear Regulatory Committee.  The first time for a TEPCO plant.  Operation cannot be resumed until the accident is confirmed to be over.  There was some critical cracking from the Chuetsu earthquake.  Representatives of the first Abe administration inspected the power plant straight after the earthquake, but foolishly underestimated the seriousness.  This leads to today's approval  to allow operations to resume.
935	某女子大のスクールバス乗ってたら、他のお客様に迷惑なので車内での通話はご遠慮ください、というのだけでなく、他のお客様に迷惑なので車内での化粧はご遠慮くださいって車内放送で流れた。  すごい名前だ  事務員とか先生も乗るから、結構男いるよ	When I took the school bus at a certain women's university, the announcement on the bus was not only 'please restrict phone calls so as not to disturb others', it was 'please don't adjust make up so as not to disturb others'. There were some teachers and administrators on the bus, which accounts for the men present.
1387	マスオは某有名家電メーカーに勤めていたが、粉飾決算により非正規に転落	Masao works for a well known appliance maker, but becomes part of the precariat due to fraudulent accounting practices.
2220	柔道・内柴被告の行状	Judo's Masato Uchishiba's behavior.
2892	栃木代表ペコー、3分差で3連覇逃す	Miss Capybala's underwater depression.
3643	栃木）カピバラがイチゴ風呂に 来場者もほっこり：朝日新聞デジタル  カピバラとイチゴの組み合わせはちょっと意外だね  まあ、栃木ならイチゴは謎じゃないだろう	Tochigi) Capybara gets in strawberry bath, those attending think it's adorable: Asahi Shimbun Digital. The combination of a capybara and strawberries is kind of unexpected. Well, I guess in Tochigi strawberries aren't a mystery.
4385	校内で女子生徒と“行為” 中学教師、卒業後も関係  校内射精したのか	Middle school teacher "has relations" with female student at school, maintains relationship after graduation. So they had sex at school?
1965	株でいうと上場廃止で紙くずよ	To put it in stock terms, it's been delisted and become nothing but scrap paper.
2154	アベトモになれば株価も忖度でんでんしてもらえるで	If he were Abetomo then the stock price would be a guess denden.
3741	しかもその株価の拠り所は銘柄を選んで算出する日経平均だから	Furthermore, the basis for those stocks is the Nikkei Average calculated from selected stocks and companies
2208	ＡＭＤ株が急伸、一時8.4％高－インテルの製品に欠陥との報道で	AMD share prices rose sharply, at one stage reaching 8.4%, due to the report of defective Intel products.
2679	株買え	Buy stock
275	「株 配当」まで打って「生活」ってサジェストされてあーみんな考えること一緒なんだなあっておもいました  株の配当で暮らすには相当金必要   まずは普通に稼ぐところから始めないと	It was suggested that I live my life until the stock dividends hit so I thought, "Ah, everyone is thinking the same thing." Living on stock dividends means you need the equivalent money. First of all, you need to start by normally saving money.
503	核戦争の危機が迫っている時に国営放送が相撲取りの喧嘩でニュースのトップを潰すような時代、「IWJが必要だ」という方、「岩上安身が倒れた後は私が背負う」という方、財政難のIWJにどうぞお力を貸してください!!	This is a time when  a quarrel in a sumo match suppresses breaking news from the state broadcasting company over an impending nuclear crisis.
2408	核ごみ、新たに79人謝礼動員か	Nuclear waste, 79 more people to receive remuneration?
1018	格安インクが使える機種を	It is the style of buying a type of machine that can use cheap ink.
1555	格差・貧困に背を向けた結果、日本は「階級社会」に突入していた	As a result of pretending not to see the disparity in poverty, Japan has rushed into a hierarchical society.
573	ガルパンの格言と紅茶の人描いた  FXで有り金全部溶かした感出てる	I painted GarPan's proverbs and black tea person  I get the feeling the whole budget was blown on FX
3105	どうせなら５桁くらいどーんと下げようや	If anything, let's lower the level by about 5 digits.
3211	桂春蝶に坂上忍、フット後藤、岩尾がダメだし！「国民の貧困と芸人の下積みを一緒にするな」「あんた二世だろ」  ただこの人一度だけ正気に戻れるチャンスはあったんだよね  菅野完が凍結されたときに「思想は違うが落語の話で意気投合できる友だった」と呟いたときネトウヨから集中砲火食らったことがあった  その時にネトウヨに幻滅して目を覚ませば…今よりは大分ましではあったんじゃないかと  そういう意味で俺はこの人には怒りとかより残念な感情があるな	Katsura Shuncho, Sakagami Shinobu, Gotou Terumoto, and Iwao Nozomu are no good! "Don't lump the poor citizens and the lower strata of celebrities together." "Aren't you a second generation?" But these people had just one chance to return to righteousness. When Sugano Tamotsu was frozen, they were the center of attacks from online right wingers commenting that "I disagree with his ideals, but I could hit it off with him as a friend when talking about comedy." At that time if the right wingers were disillusioned and made to come to their senses... It probably would have been a lot better than now. In that sense rather than anger I have a feeling of disappointment for these people.
1355	桂春蝶に坂上忍、フット後藤、岩尾がダメだし！「国民の貧困と芸人の下積みを一緒にするな」「あんた二世だろ」  芸能人サマも二世があんなこと言うと腹立つのな      意外だったけどこれ松本の番組なら割と優しくされてそうな気もした	Chou Katsura to Shinobu Sakagami, Foot Goto and Iwae are useless.  They should not be put in with the poor and the lower strata of entertainers.  You're a nissei (second generation Japanese).  When the illustrious entertainers and the nissei say things like that they get angry.  It was unexpected, but when it was Matsumoto's program I felt calmer.
294	案外とメディアも『華麗に旧勢力を粉砕する新勢力』ってサーカス観たいのかもしれないよ？	Unexpectedly the media also described it as if it were a circus performance, 'a super new strength to completely crush the old power'.
4215	まさかの梅毒？	Is it poison?
2081	梅田いってくる	I'm going to Umeda.
1260	梅田いってくる	Off to Umeda.
1696	梅田いってくる	Umeda told me.
4481	梶浦退社でKalafina分裂するってよ  Kalとafiとnaか	If Kalafina is splitting up in Kajiura resignation, it'll be Kal and afi and na.
4297	プロ棋士のプロたる所以	The reasons behind professional go players.
3273	うおおおおおお(棒)	Wooooooow
4036	棒高跳び選手さん、チンコでかすぎて失敗  失敗だけど自慢ｗ	Pole vault athlete, your penis is  big enough to fail, but I brag about w
2045	『どうぶつの森 ポケットキャンプ』世界各国でダウンロードランキング首位に、一方セールスはやや控えめ  どうぶつの森って海外でも人気あるんだ	"Animal Crossing Pocket Camp" achieved the top download game around the world, although they are struggling with sales. I didn't know that Animal Crossing was popular overseas.
967	「森友」	Former Prime Minister Koizumi on Moritomo, "The decision making was unusual".
337	森友事件で８億円儲けようとしたのは、業者と維新の会関係者	The impending payment of 800 million yen due to the Moritomo incident, is because of industrialists and stakeholders in the restoration.
2947	「『森友劇場』はもう飽きた！ 辻元ガー」 とか言ってた評論家潮匡人さんが転進：「安倍マンセー保守」たちよ、森友文書改ざんの罪深さを認めよ  今年一番ワロタwww   人はどこまで卑怯になれるんだ	The critic, Masato Ushio, who was saying, "I'm sick of the 'Moritomo Theater'! Tsujimoto!" changed his tone. "Praise Abe" conservatives should acknowledge how bad of a crime falsifying the Moritomo documents is. This is the most I've laughed all year lmao. How cowardly can people get?
2705	森友問題	The Moritomo scandal.
2004	森友問題で内閣退陣なら日経平均は2000円級の下げに見舞われる | 山崎元のマルチスコープ | ダイヤモンド・オンライン  下げたら買おうっと、高騰するわ	If there are mass resignations in the cabinet from the Moritomo Problem, then the Nikkei Average will suffer a drop in the range of 2,000 yen | Yamazaki Hajime Multi Scope | Diamond Online. If stock prices drop I'll buy some, since they will jump back up.
4460	森友問題、千人が抗議活動	Mori friends problems, thousands of people protesting.
1345	森友問題対応の近畿財務局職員が自殺か	Did Morimoto respond to the suicide of the Ministry of Finance official in Kinki?
751	森友問題対応の近畿財務局職員が自殺か	In relation to the Moritomo scandal, did Kinki Bureau of Finance officials commit suicide?
4485	森友問題対応の近畿財務局職員が自殺か	Kinki treasurer officials who respond to the Mori friends suicide.
1372	森友問題対応の近畿財務局職員が自殺か	What is the Moritomo reaction to the suicide of a Ministry of Finance official in Kinki?
1393	森友問題対応の近畿財務局職員が自殺か  これ第一次安倍政権のリストだからね  第二次の方も相当多そうだ  ●加賀美正人内閣情報調査室参事官　外務省ロシア担当キャリア　練炭自殺  ●UR所管国交省職員　甘利大臣が入院した後、合同庁舎3号館より転落事故　  ●自民党山田賢司議員の不正を週刊誌に告発した秘書、「検察に行く」と言い残し、練炭自殺  ●自民党神戸12人の政務活動費不正取得　取りまとめ役の大野一市議が急死、捜査終了  ●ガチャ規制を推進していた消費者庁審議官、妻と一緒に転落事故  ●特定秘密保護を治安維持法と批判した神原内閣参事官、屋久島の岩場で死体で見つかる  ●森友学園、疑惑の小学校から残土搬出を請け負った、田中造園土木の秋山社長自殺  ●（NEW)森友学園、対応した近畿財務局職員自殺	Did a Kinki Financial Affairs Deprtment member working on the Moritomo Problem commit suicide? This is the first item on the Abe cabinet's list. It seems like there are a lot at number two as well. * Cabinet Intelligence and Research Office member 加賀美正人. Ministry of Foreign Affairs Russian department. Suicide by charcoal asphyxiation. * UR jurisdiction Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism member Amari Akira, after being in the hospital, fell from the room of the Joint Government Building 3. * The secretary who talked to the media about the infidelity of Liberal Democratic Party member Yamada Kenji said, "I'm going to investigate" then died of suicide by charcoal asphyxiation. * As for the improper use of government money by 12 people in the Liberal Democratic Party in Kobe, leader and city councilor 大野一 died suddenly, and the investigation was ended. * Consumer Affairs Agency Councillor who pushed for control on random drawings, involved in falling accident along with his wife. * Cabinet councilor who criticized the safeguarding of specially designated secrets with the Peace Preservation Act, body discovered in rocky area in Yakushima. * President Akiyama of Tanaka Landscaping and Engineering, which lost the excavation bid for Moritomo Gakuen, committed suicide. * (NEW) Kinki Financial Affairs Deprtment member working on the Moritomo Problem commits suicide.
3617	森友問題対応の近畿財務局職員が自殺か  これ第一次安倍政権のリストだからね  第二次の方も相当多そうだ  ●加賀美正人内閣情報調査室参事官　外務省ロシア担当キャリア　練炭自殺  ●UR所管国交省職員　甘利大臣が入院した後、合同庁舎3号館より転落事故　  ●自民党山田賢司議員の不正を週刊誌に告発した秘書、「検察に行く」と言い残し、練炭自殺  ●自民党神戸12人の政務活動費不正取得　取りまとめ役の大野一市議が急死、捜査終了  ●ガチャ規制を推進していた消費者庁審議官、妻と一緒に転落事故  ●特定秘密保護を治安維持法と批判した神原内閣参事官、屋久島の岩場で死体で見つかる  ●森友学園、疑惑の小学校から残土搬出を請け負った、田中造園土木の秋山社長自殺  ●（NEW)森友学園、対応した近畿財務局職員自殺	Kinki Financial Affairs member dealing with the Moritomo problem commits suicide? This is the first thin on the Abe administration list. The second item is also numerous. * Cabinet Information Research Officer Councillor Kagami Seijin   Ministry of Foreign Affairs, in charge of Russian matters, suicide via asphyxiation * UR Jurisdiction Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism member   After the hospitalization of Amari Akita, falls to his death from the combined government office building number 3 * Secretary who leaked impropriety of Liberal Democratic Party member Yamada Kenji to a weekly magazine says, "I'm going to investigate" then dies of suicide by asphyxiation * 12 Liberal Democratic Party Members in Kobe illegally acquire government funds, city councilor Ono who is in charge of collecting funds suddenly dies, investigation ended * Consumer Affairs Agency councilor who pushed control on vending machine toys, dies in fall with his wife * Cabinet councilor Kamihara, who criticized the specially designated secret protection with the Peace Preservation Act, body discovered in a rocky area in Yakushima * Akiyama, who is head of Tanaka Landscaping, which was responsible for the excavation of the suspected elementary school and Moritomo University commits suicide * (NEW) Kinki Financial Affairs member dealing with Moritomo University commits suicide
2371	森友問題巡る麻生氏発言受け	Aso's remarks on the Moritomo problem.
2429	テレビで森友問題を痛烈批判	Mirotomo Problem receives severe criticism on TV.
3574	テレビで森友問題を痛烈批判 福田康夫元首相の“アベ嫌い”  サムネのちっさい写真見て一瞬赳夫かと思い「不老不死？」とおののいた…すみません	Former Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda is becoming known for his hate of Abe and his scathing criticism of the Moritomo problem on TV. When I saw a small thumbnail of him on TV, I thought for a moment that he was Yasuo Takeo. I started to shake thinking he was immortal.... Sorry about that.
3290	森友問題の第一発見者が語る「歴史に対する犯罪」	This is the “crime against history” that the first discoverer of the Moritomo problem was talking about.
1009	森友問題について自分が偉そうに言っているアホとそれに賛同するアホが多数な日本のネットはダメみたいですね…(リンク多)  NSRにもネトウヨはいるんだよなぁ…	Japan’s internet is not good for having idiots that agree with the Moritomo problem and idiots that talk holier than thou about it...(many links) The right wing is in the NSR as well...
294	森友問題調査で訪問	It was visited by the Moritomo crisis investigators.
967	森友は大規模＋広範囲に影響が及び、根回しが不可欠な案件だから組織的犯行	It's an organizational crime because of the behind the scenes dealing that had to occur.
3317	森友学園問題 財務省 以前から不都合な文書削除か  これは佐川主犯説へのミスリード臭さを感じる	Moritomo Gakuen scandal: Finance Ministry has had a history of deleting inconvenient documents. I feel like this is just trying to mislead us to think Sagawa is the true perpetrator.
3972	森友学園問題 財務省 以前から不都合な文書削除か  だから私には責任はない(最高責任者)   もちろん私にも無い(所轄大臣)   私には当然当たらない(某長官)   民主党(民進、立民)が悪い！！！(三人+痴呆愛国者、声を揃えて)	Moritomo Gakuen scandal  Ministry of Finance  Deleting previous incriminating documents?  That's why I have no responsibility (Chief Executive)  Of course, I also have none (local cabinet minister)  Naturally, I won't touch it (a certain secretary)  The Democratic Party of Japan (Democratic Party, Constitutional Democratic Party) is bad!!! (Three people+patriotic dementia, coordinate their voices)
1085	森友学園の管財人が申し立て	An administrator of Moritomo Academy makes a statement.
2997	森友学園：詳細すぎる決裁文書 組織防衛か、政治的圧力か  日本会議とは？みたいな項目まであるくらいだから、組織防衛とか現場の反発みたいなのはあったと思うね   その中に日本会議系議員のリストまであるし、それを作ると安倍ちゃんとアッキーの名前が並ぶというオチ	Moritomo Gakuen: Is the overly detailed approval document a defense measure for the organization? Or political pressure?　There's even an "About Nihon Kaigi" entry, so I think it's protecting the organization or a backlash from setting. There's even a list of Diet members affiliated with Nihon Kaigi. If you do that Abe and Akie's names will show up too.
1768	森友学園の買える値段で事前交渉が判明…佐川国税庁長官と安倍首相が虚偽答弁  サムネで吹いた	Preliminary negotiations for the purchase price for Morisuo Gakuen determined... NTA Commissioner Sagawa and Prime Minister Abe gave false answers    View thumbnail
1037	森友巡る国会議論、首相と野党かみ合わず	The Prime Minister and the minority party are not fighting about Moritomo.
3867	「森友」担当の財務局職員が自殺か  10  101 101 101   11 11 1001 100   101 10 110 1  10 1 10 10 10 101 111 11 101 1	Treasurer's staff in charge of "Moritomo" committed suicide 10 101 101 101 11 11 1001 100 101 10 110 1 10 1 10 10 10 101 111 11 101 1
2347	森友改竄で内閣は２つ分飛ぶ	Cabinet fractures in two over the Moritomo falsification.
1019	「森友改ざん」リークで財務省は犯人捜し	The Finance Ministry is looking for the criminal responsible for the “Moritomo Fraud Case.” Wouldn’t a suspect in the Moritomo case be found in the Diet?
4189	森友文書問題抗議デモ 呼び掛け人のtwitterアカウント、凍結される  うよくん出動してんの	Mo
466	森友文書で官房長官	Chief cabinet secretary in a Moritomo report.
3797	「森友文書改竄」で“公文書管理法の生みの親”福田康夫元首相が怒髪天	The "father of the Public Records Management Act" former prime minister Yasuo Fukuda is infuriated at "Moritomo document alterations."
2500	【森友文書】政治家におびえる…民主党政権に始まった「政治主導」の負の遺産が今も 佐藤優氏（1/2ページ）  安倍内閣のせいでわろた そりゃ民主党時代やってなかったもんなぁ	[Morihito Document] Terrified by politicians... the negative legacy of "politically drivenness" that began with the Democratic Party of Japan still remains, Mr. Yu Sato, (1/2 page) due to the Abe cabinet. That's not a Millenium Democratic time.
4037	森友文書 日テレNEWS24 「書き換え前の文書には、複数の政治家の名前が書き込まれているという」  そうそう   全て明らかになってから喜ぶってことよ	Moritomo Document Nittele NEWS 24 "It is said that the names of several politicians are written in the document before rewriting". Oh yeah, that all of them are rejoiceable.
1935	【森友文書】「朝日も信用できるところはある。時々当たる」 麻生太郎財務相、改竄疑惑を報じた朝日新聞を見直した？  だっさ	The Moritomo document: "The Asahi Shimbun's reporting is credible in some aspects. They are on the mark in some respects." Minister of Finance Taro Aso seems to have rethought his take on the Asahi Shimbun, which broke the news of potential fraud. Damn idiot...
4475	【森友文書】「朝日も信用できるところはある。時々当たる」 麻生太郎財務相、改竄疑惑を報じた朝日新聞を見直した？  せめて、どちらに偏る会社があってもいいから、忖度集団は全社やめてほしい   記者会見中にタイプ音ばっか響くのは異常   録音して集中しろよと   それ以前に、もっと音しないやつ使えとも言いたいけど	[Mori Written Document] "There are parts that can trust the morning sun, sometimes hit." Taro Aso Finance Minister, did you review the Asahi Newspaper reported allegations of alteration? At the very least, there is a company that is biased towards either side, so I want the group to stop working. During the press conference, it sounds like a type sound only to record abnormalities and concentrate. Before that, I would also like to say that I do not make more sound.
4495	【森友文書】「朝日も信用できるところはある。時々当たる」 麻生太郎財務相、改竄疑惑を報じた朝日新聞を見直した？  朝日幹部を胃袋懐柔するための『食べログ』検索の手が止まらないなｗ　安倍	[Mori Written Document] "There are places where you can trust the morning sun, sometimes hit." Taro Aso, finance minister, Taro Akira revealed the Asahi newspaper reported allegations of alteration? Abe searches for Asahi executives to hunt down stomach bags "eating log" and cannot stop searching.
3905	森友文書疑惑で攻防＝財務省の説明焦点 財務省では「改ざんには当たらない」で乗り切る案が浮上  敗戦→終戦   撤退→転進   事故→インシデント   粉飾決算→不適切会計   改ざん→ちょっと削っただけ   っていう言い換えの考え方で理解すればいいのかな？	Mori Fumi alleged suspicion of explanation Focus on the Ministry of Finance Focus on Treasury Department of Defense Fails to Survive with "Not Tampering" Leap Warfare → End of War withdrawal → Rolling Accident → Incident Fraud Accounting → Incorrect Accounting Tampering → Somewhat Reduced Paraphrasing Is it okay to understand with the idea of?
3397	森友文書を破棄 口を開いた「佐川長官」に職員は悲鳴  佐川長官は適材適所と国会で答弁しているので   歴史教科書には佐川長官は適材適所だったという記述になる	Official protests to "Minister Sagawa", who has abandoned the Moritomo document  Minister Sagawa is the right person in the right place and is responding at the National Diet  Sagawa will go down in history books as being the right person in the right place
1871	森友文書：財務省が国会議員らに既に開示した文書と同じものを提出	Moritomo paper:  the Ministry of Finance submits this document, already tendered to Diet Members.
446	森友文書、財務省が書き換えか	Moritomo documents, rewritten by Ministry of Finance?
1532	森友文書：財務省書き換え、佐川氏が指示 １２日国会報告  麻生辞任は明日かあさっての時間の問題かな   安部3選も消えた。	Moritomo document: Rewritten by Ministry of Finance​, instructed by Sagawa. Report from the National Diet on the 12th. I guess Aso's resignation is going to be either tomorrow or the day after.
2321	森友文書、項目ごと消える 貸付契約までの経緯：朝日新聞デジタル  もみ消しを許すな！上級国民特権を許すな！	Moritomo document, all items disappear. The particulars all the way to the loan contract: Asahi Shimbun Digital. Coverups can't be allowed! Don't allow special rights to the elite!
2202	森友文書、項目ごと消える 貸付契約までの経緯：朝日新聞デジタル  おお、続報きたきた  前回の報道はちょうど一週間前   /r/newsokur/comments/818wyz  計画的な感じですね   金曜にしてるってのは何か意味があるんだろうか	Moritomo document: Item by item disappearance, details up till the loan agreement. Asahi Shinbun digital.  Follow up report.  Previous report one week prior.   /r/newsokur/comments/818wyz planned feeling.  It must mean something to say it is on a Friday.
1154	森友文書：麻生財務相、書き換え「調査困難」 捜査理由に  脂ぎってテカったゴキブリって感じ	The Moritomo documents: Treasurer Asō's rewrite. His motive? To hinder the investigation. It's look an oily, shiny cockroach.
1019	森友疑惑の犯人なら国会にいるんじゃないすかねHAHAHA	HAHAHA
3757	森友自殺者もどこ吹く風	No concern shown for Moritomo suicide.
4454	森友関係のサブミ乱立しているから誰かメガスレッド作って（他力本願）	Mormon friendship submiors are making me somebody Mega thread (other strength wish)
1276	「森友」きょう首相も出席し集中審議 野党は証人喚問を迫る  青山・和田という最強の布陣に震える	Moritomo.  Today The Prime Minister also attended the intensive examination.  The opposition party pressed for a witness summons.  The line up of Aoyama and Wada looked formidable.
4162	森川ジョージ「やり返す イコウフジカワ 覚えとけ」  30巻までなら名作	George Morikawa "Let's go back to remembering Iko Fujikawa. There are 30 masterpieces.
3415	森川ジョージ「やり返す イコウフジカワ 覚えとけ」  季語がない	Jouji Morikawa "Do it again  Fujikawa Ikou  But remember first"  There are no seasonal words.
4362	森林環境税を創設へ 年１千円、住民税に上乗せ 政府  植林しないで架空のゴミ埋めるんでしょ	1,000 yen per year is put on residents to enact a forest environment tax   Government. Instead of planting trees you're going to bury imaginary trash, aren't you?
2873	森の部族に身を捧げた男、二度と帰ってこなかった… ボルネオ島の先住民にほれこみ、助けようとした男の数奇な人生  森派の事？	A man who dedicated himself to the tribe of the forest, never came back ... a celestial life of a man who tried to rescue the indigenous people of Borneo Island and tried to help it. This man's odd life was actually that of a forest dweller?
4421	お椀の船かよ！－狭い部屋に置けるモーションシミュレーター「Yaw	A bowl shaped boat?!
3580	植松容疑者、電車で体液かけたか	He might have squirt body fluids in the train.
478	検察の世論誘導のせい	Its because of the court of public opinion.
2355	ちなみに検索上位は足立ばっかだから足立だけしか騒いでない印象を受けた	By the way, the top search hits were all from Adachi, so I get the impression that only in Adachi is this being made into a big deal.
2530	グーグル、検索アルゴリズム修正せず 露メディア順位引き下げで  アフィも頼みますわ	Google, without altering search algorithms, ask for Affi by lowering the rank of media exposure
125	ｘ●デオでＧＡＰＥと検索するといくらでも出てくるぞ	Search 'GAPE' on xv*ideo and a bunch will come up.
2622	業は廻る	Move away!"
3306	ラブドール業界もウィンターセール中か…	The Labrador market is also in a Winter sale.
828	ラブドール業界もウィンターセール中か…  ギター感覚	Does the love doll industry also have its winter sale... Feel like a guitar.
4236	どこの業界、どの地方も「自民が持ってきてくれる利権おいしいれす	Crass jeering at questioning.
4350	アニメ業界、“日中”逆転のタイムリミット	The time limit of "Japan/China" turnaround in the anime industry.
1293	ビール業界の総売上減少→悲報としてニュースになる	Alcohol industry total sales decline → Treated as horrible news.
1293	タバコ業界の総売上減少→朗報としてニュースになる	Tobacco industry total sales decline → Treated as good news.
2624	業者に断られ、引っ越し作業は職員で…茨城県庁	Being rejected by vendors and having to move shop is the life of an office worker.
484	「極悪非道の在日Ｋｏｒｅａｎ」奈良・安堵 町議「股裂き刑したい」ヘイト投稿  今月中に決めてよん	"Atrocious Koreans in Japan" Nara / public safety, town councilor "I want to tear them limb from limb" hate post. It should be decided within the month.
1716	「極悪非道の在日Ｋｏｒｅａｎ」奈良・安堵 町議「股裂き刑したい」ヘイト投稿  ポアしろとかも言ってたんだろこの馬鹿      おら公安オウムシンパの可能性あんぞきっちり洗え	"Inhuman Koreans Living in Japan" Nara / peace council member "I want to punish them by ripping off their legs" hate post. This idiot also said something stupid like "kill them". Seems like he could be a public safety parrot sympathizer, he needs to be investigated.
1236	極めたら腕めっちゃ太くなりそう	If you win it seems like your arms will get huge.
1473	極ではないけど貧なのね	It's not extreme but I am poor.
339	モンハン楽しい4コマ  あーね	Fun 4 Koma Monster Hunter ahhh.
2251	モンハン楽しい4コマ	Monster Hunter's fun four panel comic.
3320	モンハン楽しい	Monster Hunter is fun.
4388	これは楽しい	This is fun.
2154	楽天の株価、実力が反映されていない＝三木谷社長	Rakuten stock price, actual strength not reflected = President Mikitani.
3939	楽天ブックスさん 発送遅いよ  もちまん見損なったわ	Mr. Rakuten Books,  Shipment is going slow and late. So dissapointed about Mochiman.
971	構想だけ作っとこう	Let's just design the concept.
1205	構想２年！「湯切り」でダム放流体感 プレート発売      　　　　　 ∧,,∧     　　　　　( ・ω・ )     ＿＿＿（　J⌒J　＿＿＿＿＿＿     　　　　　＼~υ~　　　|＼     　　　　　 　￣￣￣￣￣ｼｮﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞ････          　　　　　 ∧,,∧     　　　　　(； ・ω・)Σ ﾋﾞｸｯ!     ＿＿＿（　J⌒J　＿＿＿／＿＿＿     　　　　　＼~π~　　　|＼ﾍﾞｺﾝ！     　　　　　 　￣￣￣￣￣　＼	2 year plan! Experience the discharge of a dam with "draining hot water". Plate now for sale      　　　　　 ∧,,∧     　　　　　( ・ω・ )     ＿＿＿（　J⌒J　＿＿＿＿＿＿     　　　　　＼~υ~　　　|＼     　　　　　 　￣￣￣￣￣ｼｮﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞ････          　　　　　 ∧,,∧     　　　　　(； ・ω・)Σ ﾋﾞｸｯ!     ＿＿＿（　J⌒J　＿＿＿／＿＿＿     　　　　　＼~π~　　　|＼ﾍﾞｺﾝ！     　　　　　 　￣￣￣￣￣　＼
1387	キャラ構成を現代日本に合わせて改変するといい	Perhaps the characters should change to better reflect present day Japan.
3377	セクハラの構造問題が議論されるべきなのに、被害者同士の殴り合いで発散していく地獄  「この舟は定員オーバーだ。お前らは降りろ。次の救助が来るのを待て」   ↓   「ふざけんな！一緒に乗せろ！」   ↓   沈没	Although the structural problems of sexual harrassment need to be discussed, this is the hell of the victims' divergence  "This boat is over capacity. Go down. Wait for the next rescue"   ↓   "Stop kidding! We have to get on together!"   ↓   Sink
1329	標準偏差5分てブレすぎだな	The standard deviation was about 5 minutes.
2883	模型に恋した「世界一孤独な鳥」ナイジェル死す	"The world's most lonely bird" fallen in love with a model, Nigel died.
3427	このマットの模様どっちがいいと思う？	This mat pattern, which do you think is good?
634	権力勾配、非対称制を無視して公平はあり得ない	If we ignore the presence of power gradients and disparities, then there is no fairness.\\n
2480	権威主義が持つ権力のほとんどは、労せずして与えられるもの。個人はあらかじめ、より抑圧的になるだろう政府が何を望むようになるかを忖度し、頼まれもしないのに身をささげるもの。このように適応しようとする市民は権力に対して、権力にどんなことが可能かを教えてしまう。 忖度による服従はするな  口を出す奴は現実がわかっていない。物分りの良い俺カッコイイ。   みたいな忖度野郎ばっかやろ	The power that the majority of authoritarianism holds is bestowed without working for it.  The individual priorly surmises what oppressing government will end up desiring, and they give themselves before they are desired.  In this way, these civilians that try to adapt end up teaching authority what exactly authority is capable of.  Don't submit due to conjectures; those who argue don't know the reality.  Those who think, "I'm so cool, I have a good understanding."  Those people are stupid
2980	あれ横流しが出てこないのが不思議	It's strange how those don't end up on the black market.
3008	横綱	Grand champion.
1927	なぜ横に逃げないのか	Why didn't he run to the side?
651	樹海で自殺者の死体動画を撮って投稿した海外youtuberさん、メチャクチャ批判される	Severe critiques on a foreign YouTuber filming & posting dead bodies in forests.
1006	橋本環奈とセックスして以来視界に入る度に勃起しちゃってまたヤりたくなる	Since having sex with Kanna Hashimoto, I get a boner everytime I see her.
3485	橋本環奈が公式インスタを開設 偽アカウント対策で  1000枚に1枚の美少女の人か  めっちゃデブってるな  欲望のままにええもん食いすぎや	Kanna Hashimoto established an official instagram account.  In a ploy against fake accounts, 1 in 1000 beautiful people are really fat.  Following your greed to eat too many good things
1872	ジェット機でいいじゃないですか	The secret is the amazing jet engine (see video).
3312	あわわ…機械の反乱じゃ…	The machines are revolting...
2940	^機転を利かせフレア変えとこうかと一瞬思ったが	I thought for a moment this was a quick witted display of flare change.
360	バイキングの櫛を発掘、刻まれた文字に研究者興奮	Viking comb unearthed, researchers excited about carved lettering.
2149	バイキングの櫛を発掘、刻まれた文字に研究者興奮	Viking comb unearthed, scientists excited about carved writing.
922	これはわろたわ  え、ツイ欄見たけどこんなあざといのが普通に受けるの…？   ちょろない？	I laughed at this  Eh, I saw the tweet, but do you commonly receive this kind of aggressive thing...?  Isn't it simple?
3255	ロータリーエンジンの欠点が出にくいだろうね	It would be hard to find a weakness with a Rotary engine.
930	欠落しすぎて辛い	It's bad to lack too much
3772	欠陥スパコンに血税100億円… “安倍・麻生ベッタリ”山口敬之の売り込み  「おや、ゲートの前で下級国民どもが分け前をよこせと騒がしいですね」   「ではこの遠隔操作殺戮ドローンで無慈悲さを競いましょう」   「ユウジョウ！」「ユウジョウ！」   そんなクライミライ	10 billion yen of taxpayer money on a faulty supercomputer... "Abe / Asao stick together" Yamaguchi Noriyuki hard sell "Oh, the lower class citizens in front of the gate are asking for their share." "Well, let's use this remote control killing drone to take them all out." "Your highness!" "Your highness!" That sort of dark future.
493	欠陥スパコンに血税100億円… “安倍・麻生ベッタリ”山口敬之の売り込み  最悪生体電池にでもされてそう	10 billion yen's worth of precious taxes goes towards a defective super computer... "Clinging to Abe and Asou" Noriyuki Yamagachu makes his sales pitch. In a worst case scenario it could become a biogalvanic battery.
1442	次は290万～みたいな感じでさ	Yeah, next they'll keep dropping down to lower income brackets, like 2.9M.
458	ドスの次はウノ亜種とかウノ希少種かな	I wonder if the game after DOS will be called UNO Subspecies or UNO Rare Species.
1992	次の元号当てようぜ  じゃぁちんこ	Let's guess next era's name, hmmm, Penis
1545	次回の掲載までに中国語覚えれば余裕	If you're able to learn Chinese before their next publication, it should be easy!
482	次はガングロギャルかアイドルの猿でお願いします	Next, please do a ganglo girl or celebrity monkey.
1955	ああ次はスラム街だ…	Oh god, next we'll have slums...
3738	次は閣下ですか	Is his excellency next?
4405	欧米なら掘り炬燵とかのが受けそう	In Europe and the US it seems like a sunken kotatsu might be more popular.
1001	欧米系のメチャクチャなレトリックを使いこなせるようになりたい	I want to get to the point where I can use ridiculous rhetoric like in the US.
1327	かっこいいタートルネックが欲しいなー	I want a cool turtleneck.
1201	コックピットは欲しかった	I wanted a cockpit.
4229	かっこいいタートルネックが欲しいなー  一つ上の男	I want a stylish turtleneck, guy one rank above
2062	サイバーマンデーセールで欲しいもの探すの面倒だよ	It's a hassle to look for what I want on Cyber Monday Sale.
2467	欲望に負けた男の気持ち悪さを女性視点で描いた漫画が的確過ぎて女性も共感	The manga that depicts the disgustingness of a man who lost to his desires from a woman's stance is so perfect, and women all over are in agreement.
2587	かっこいいタートルネックが欲しいなー  サイズがフィットしている  生地が安っぽくない（テロテロしていない）  分厚すぎず、薄すぎず  こんなもんかなあ	I want a good looking turtle neck Size fitting just right Fabric that doesn't look cheap (not too soft) Not too thick, and not too thin Something like that
3887	欲しいのはあるけど、ただたんにお金がない	I have a lot of things I want to buy in my mind but I don't have enough money
3940	欺瞞に満ちた「働き方改革」。労働時間規制を撤廃する高プロ導入は認められない（ #0317アルタ前 ）  一般国民は月月火水木金金で使い潰して、上級国民が代理出産などで増えていく計画なんだろうな	Fraudulent "working way reform". It is not planned to introduce high professional to eliminate working time regulation (# 0317 in front of Alta) The general public will be crushed by Monday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Friday working and the plan will be to increase the number of senior citizens by surrogate birth
3563	このノリでやってもらえるなら歓迎だけど	I will welcome it if it uses those styles.
3787	止まれ！お前は法を犯した！	You are violating law!
941	止まっていたごみ収集車を勝手に運転した疑いで23歳男逮捕「混み合った電車に乗るのが面倒くさくて、目の前にあった車を盗んだ」	An 23 year old man was arrested on suspicion of driving a garbage truck that was parked.
1307	正月に一挙放送やってれば良い暇潰しになる位には	A one hit broadcast over new year would be the best way to while away some time.
201	正月休みいつまで？	When does your New Year's holiday last until?
4401	【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  [[1d6]]+/u/rollme  はい	[Fortune] New Year's. Try your luck at the start of the year with the Reddit Shrine! Comment with " [[1d6]]+/u/rollme" and see your fortune for this year! 1 → Great luck. 2 → Good luck. 3 → Moderate luck. 4 → Slight luck. 5 → Future good luck. 6 → Bad luck.  [[1d6]]+/u/rollme. Yes.
186	【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  うりゃ [[1d6]]+/u/rollme	【Fortune Slip】New Year's. Try your luck at the first Reddit shrine! Comment with " [[1d6]]+/u/rollme" and get your fortune told for the year! 1→Excellent Luck 2→Good Luck 3→Average luck 4→Slightly Good luck 5→Good luck to come 6→Bad luck. All right, [[1d6]]+/u/rollme
1944	【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  [[1d6]]+/u/rollme	Fortune slip: test your luck for the New Year at the first Reddit Shrine visit of the year! Comment using [[1d6]]+/u/rollme to check your luck for the year! 1 = big luck, 2 = good luck, 3 = some luck, 4 = small luck, 5 = bad luck, 6 = very bad luck  [[1d6]]+/u/rollme
3671	【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  ほい      [[1d6]]+/u/rollme	[Fortune telling] New Years. This new year, test your luck at the Reddit Shrine! Comment with " [[1d6]]+/u/rollme" and find out your fortune for this year. 1→Extremely good 2→Good 3→Okay 4→Fair 5→Bad 6→Extremely bad. Here I go. [[1d6]]+/u/rollme
1556	【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  勝利は約束されている   [[1d6]]+/u/rollme	【Fortune Slip】The new year! Try your luck at the Reddit shrine at the beginning of the year! If you comment with " [[1d6]]+/u/rollme" your fortune will be told! The numbers are: 1→ Excellent luck 2→Good luck 3→Normal luck 4→Slightly good luck 5→Good luck to come 6→Bad luck. Victory is assured. [[1d6]]+/u/rollme
2774	【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  雑コラ好き   [[1d6]]+/u/rollme	[Omikuji] At the beginning of this new year, try your luck at the Reddit Shrine! Comment with " [[1d6]]+/u/rollme" to get this year's fortune! 1→Excellent luck 2→Good luck 3→Average luck 4→Slightly good luck 5→Future luck 6→There will be bad luck   I love sloppy photoshops   [[1d6]]+/u/rollme
788	お正月やすみ楽しすぎて無職回帰欲が増した	My New Year's holiday was too much fun, and I have an increasing urge to return to a life free from work.
3638	正月特番“途中退席”の真相	The truth behind her "removal" during the New Year's special.
3915	正しい歴史を伝える会顧問て	According to an advisor from the association for reporting correct history
2696	正直800円は高い	To be honest, 800 yen is expensive.
3124	正直今日の委員会開催に民進の国対が同意したことが吉と出たのか凶と出たのか	To be honest, I'm not sure if the agreement from the Democratic Progressive Party at the committee session at the Diet is a good thing or a bad thing.
3783	正真正銘の売国、地方議会の議決なしで公共インフラの民間売却可能に  民間=外資でもないだろうに。これを機にゼネコンが参入してもいいわけだし   水商売、日本企業はメンブレンとか素材提供だけだったからな。製品化が下手	This is honest to goodness treason, now possible to sell off privately owned public infrastructure without vote from local assembly. Privately owned is not the same as foreign investment. This is a good opportunity for general contracts to come in. With risky business and Japanese businesses it comes down to membranes and the furnishing of materials. They are bad at actually making products.
1328	正真正銘の売国、地方議会の議決なしで公共インフラの民間売却可能に  水　を　売　る	Genuine treason.  Selling water is selling public infrastructure for private gain without gaining approval from local councils.
1189	正しい見方だ。不均衡是正な面がでかいね	The implication for inequality is huge.
1255	これは正論なので無罪	It is fair reasoning, so there is no guilt.
447	ほんと此	Is this real...
3724	此岸側に女子校を作ればいいじゃない	Coudn't they just open a girl's school on the near side of the river?
1710	武田鉄矢も「権力批判はカッコつけ」と松本擁護	Takeda Tetsuya also protects Matsumoto by saying, "He was just trying to look cool with his political criticism."
2734	オノで武装したグループがパリ中心部の高級ホテルリッツ・カールトン内店舗から宝石盗む、６億円相当	A group armed with axes steals jewelry worth 600 million yen from a store in luxury hotel Ritz Carlton in Paris.
2788	とぐち武豊氏、当確か、沖縄県名護市長選挙	Taketoyo Togushi sure to win?
12	とぐち武豊氏、当確か、沖縄県名護市長選挙	Toguchi Taketoyo, projected to win, Okinawa Prefecture mayoral election.
1156	“歩いてプレー”が90分間で「83.1％」…地元紙も驚愕	This astonished the local paper as well.
1140	歯医者さん行ってきた。これまでに無いくらいオッパイめっちゃ当たった  そんなニュースをサブミでみたな昔	I went to the dentist. The boobs (of the dentist) were bigger than anything I have seen before. The boobs touched me. I think I heard that story before a long time ago in Sabumi.\\n
1686	歯医者さん行ってきた。これまでに無いくらいオッパイめっちゃ当たった  まぁ相手は僕がどこに勤めてるかは知ってると思う  （初回の問診票に書く欄あったので）	I went to the dentist. Way more than ever before her boobs were right up against me. Well, she probably knows where I work. (After all there was a spot for it on the medical questionnaire my first visit.)
3329	歯にフッ酸のコピペ思い出した	It made me remember the copy and paste about putting hydrofluoric acid on teeth.
4230	いい歳ってぼかすな	Do not blur good age.
4105	バーチャルネットアイドルちゆ１２歳、YouTuberデビュー	virtual net ido chiru 12 years old, youtube debut.
3422	歳下に見られて興奮する派です	I am the type that get's excited when I am seen as younger
1647	４０歳という付加属性からしてきつい	Going by the 40 years old tag, that's tough.
1444	いい歳したおっさんおばさんが小学館様に忖度してるってこと？	You mean these band members, already of ripe age, are testing Shogakukan?
4281	「８歳の男の子が小学５年生の女の子に対して陰部を触ったり舐めたりした」 「５歳の男の子が４歳の女の子の口に性器を含ませた」 「家で父親がアダルトビデオを見たり、暴力的なビデオを見たりしていた」 子供であっても男は男、侵害者として男社会から英才教育を受けている身だという事を忘れてはいけない 子どもの性的問題行動 その背景は  女の子も小さい頃から自慰したりするというし、男の子同士でも（特に深い意味はなく）弄りあったりするからフェミ的認識で見なくともそらあるだろうな	"An 8 year old boy grabbed and licked the genital area of a 5th grade girl". "A 5 year old boy placed his genitals in the mouth of a 4 year old girl". "At home the father watched adult videos and violent videos". Even if they are kids, a male is a male, and they must not forget that they are an invader receiving special education from a male dominated society. Problematic sexual behavior in children. As part of the background, girls also masturbate from a young age, and just like boys (not in any deep way) they mess around, so even if that isn't recognized by feminist thoughts it's still there.
1763	ねえねえ🎵  歳考えろ	Hey hey 🎵  Toshi Kangero
3094	「歴史修正主義」本を検証してみた	I tried buying a book about historical revisionism.
3258	「歴史修正主義」本を検証してみた	This includes people like Kagoike.
3028	歴史を漂白しようとする傍らで平気でこんな事してるからな、良心以前に知性が疑われる	If you want to claim that forced labor and comfort women did not exist (or that they weren't that bad), then at least you should be modest when talking about current progress.
3954	死にたくなければ「1日8時間睡眠」を死守しなさい  死って漢字が2回も出ててキモい	If you dont want to die, defend "Eight hours of sleep per day" to the death  It feels bad to see the character for "death" twice
4002	いつか死んでしまう「aibo」を愛せるか	Can you love an "aibo" that will die someday?
4213	死にたい	Being armed to the teeth with pollen goggles and a 3M  dust proof mask, I feel like dying.
3249	えー…死から一番遠いイメージだったが交通事故とは	He is the last person I would imagine to die.
2888	死亡事故の米海兵隊員、基準値３倍のアルコール	US Marine Corps dies of Accident, Alcohol level three times more than the regulated safe Value.
3523	死亡統計でみるアメリカの銃問題	This is America’s gun problem through statistics.
2027	ヤフーニュースすごい  死亡者増える度に更新されてる感	Yahoo! News is amazing. I feel like whenever the death toll rises, they update the platform.
3053	死刑の保守は完全にネトウヨ	To protecting the execution laws ネトウヨ
1573	またアベ死か壊れるなあ	This whole thing is broken.
1024	死にながら攻略する感じでなかなか難しかった	Developing strategy while dying was kinda tough.
295	「もう死んだんだよ……死んだイヌはイヌじゃない。イヌの形をした肉だ」 愛するペットが死んだら｢燃えるゴミ｣なのか  ペット用火葬場あるのよ  骨壷もあるし霊園もあるのよ  剥製にしてる人もいたねぇ  遺骨や毛を材料にダイヤを作って身につける人もいるね  人間だって死ねば肉塊よ  ペットだけゴミ扱いして抵抗ないのならヒトもそれでいいじゃない、って思うけど人間に限ってはゴミだししちゃうと遺体遺棄なのね	"It's dead... A dead dog is not a dog. It's meat in the shape of a dog." When a beloved pet dies is it "burnable garbage"? There are crematoriums for pets. There are also funerary urns and cemeteries. Some people also have them stuffed. Others have their ashes or hair turned into diamonds and wear them. Even people, when they die, are just meat. If when a pet dies you have no problem thinking of it as garbage then it should be the same for a person. Of course if people are treated as garbage then there's the issue of corpses just being abandoned.
2786	じゃっぷ死ね  獅子身中の虫！愛新覚羅溥儀！天網恢々疎にして漏らさず！	Die japs  False friends! Puyi! You won't escape the punishment of heaven!
2952	「死ね」はあいさつ程度と説明 大津いじめ訴訟で元同級生  どこの２ちゃんねらーだよ･･･	In regards to the Otsu bullying lawsuit, a former classmate gave an explanation that "Die" is the same as a greeting. What part of the Internet are you from?
506	「死ね」はあいさつ程度と説明 大津いじめ訴訟で元同級生  もう一族郎党全員地雷だろ	A former classmate explained at the civil suit of the Otsushi bullying incident that he/she said “die” simply as a greeting. This is probably a land mine (figuratively speaking) for all family members and friends.
989	「死ね」はあいさつ程度と説明 大津いじめ訴訟で元同級生  二回死ねは挨拶	Explanation of the use of "die" as a greeting  Former classmate in Otsu bullying suit  Saying die twice is a greeting
1693	「死ね」はあいさつ程度と説明 大津いじめ訴訟で元同級生  束麻呂死ね（挨拶）早く死ね（挨拶）AV男優の親父ともども今すぐ死ね（挨拶）	'Death' is a greeting and an explanation.  A former classmate in the Otsu bullying court case.  Takumiru, dead (a greeting).  Soon dying (a greeting) The AV actor and his parents will soon die together (greeting).
546	「死ね」はあいさつ程度と説明 大津いじめ訴訟で元同級生  こうゆうのはだいたい親が地雷	Otsu stated "Kill yourself" is almost like a greeting, as he was sued for bullying. These cases are usually the parent's fault.
929	死装束みたいのあった	It looks like a bunch of burial clothes.
2069	死語となりつつある「唯一の被爆国」ニッポン	The notion of Japan as the "only nation to have experienced atomic bombs" is becoming out of date.
2268	死語となりつつある「唯一の被爆国」ニッポン  今も福一で被爆してるしな	The language of  "The only country to have been nuked" Japan, is becoming a dead language   Even now, I'm being exposed to radiation in Fukuichi.
3289	殆ど天才	They are almost geniuses.
4116	残業時間が60時間を超えると何故か幸福度や満足度が高くなる	For some reason, after exceeding 60 hours of overwork, happiness level and satisfaction level gets higher.
2738	残りのお金500円切った	I have less than 500 yen remaining.
3647	ぶん殴るのすこ	Knock 'em down.
4447	ゴルフクラブで殴られ顔“失った”「仮面ライダー剣」主役が素顔公開 記憶喪失と引きこもり生活も告白  ロードレイジとか横文字使ってるけど要するにキチガイやないけ	At the golf club a punched face was lost. "Kamen rider sword." The protagonist confesses lost public memory and confesses her withdrawal. I use road rage or make horizontal characters but to sum up, he isn't a madman.
2368	マジで殺されてないといいけど…	Hopefully he wasn't killed, but...
1619	殺そう	Let's kill 'em.
2094	おこる  殺そう	Mad Let's kill
1151	『クズキャラぶっ殺せ！』なのかもしれない	When kindergarten students have fairy tales read to them with terrible tragedies, their first impressions are not 'how sad' or 'I feel for you', but 'Kuzukara kill!'
4426	殺人宿を経営し20人以上惨殺、ナイフで首裂き、血みどろ地下室へ…！	Run murder housing, over 20 massacred, throats slit with knives, basement covered in blood... !
1041	殺人シロイルカこと電脳少女シロも加え入れろ～？	Add a killer white whale and the cyber brain young lady Shiro~?
1966	殺してくれって必死で人に頼む夢を見た	I had a dream about begging someone to kill me.
3816	「ママ、殺されちゃうよ…」 コンゴで急増する子どもの誘拐  資源あるんやろ   早くインフラくらい整えたらええのに	"Mom, I'm going to get killed..." There is a sharp increase in children getting kidnapped in Congo. Don't they have resources? They should hurry up and fix their infrastructure at least.
372	お母さん………	Mom......
1793	母なる地球	Mother Earth.
920	母なる地球	The planet becomes our mother.
2740	母なる地球  熱が上がるように何かしてくるし(温暖化)、体液の一部(石油)を枯渇するまで抜いてくるし   肌荒れは起こすし(砂漠化)、ハゲさすし(森林減少)、常在菌がおかしくなる毒(放射性物質)を過剰に発生させるし   蚊よりよっぽどウザいね、これ	Mother Earth. She has to deal with a fever (global warming), getting part of her bodily fluids (petroleum) extracted dry, her skin breaks out (desertification), goes bald (deforestation), and is given an enormous amount of poison (radioactive substances) that make normal bacterial flora go awry. This is so much more annoying than mosquitos.
1351	お母さんは新しいプリキュアに戦々恐々としている	Mum is frightened and belligerent over the new Pretty Cure.
3701	お母さんに親孝行したいけどお金ない	I want to give back to my mom but I don't have money.
1093	母親とおじいちゃんは跡継ぎ扱いで敬ってくれるのにあいつは口やかましく怒るとか思ってそう	Their mothers and grandfathers treat them like the family successors and give them respect, but they just get angry and mouth off.
834	毎回最後の煽りで笑う	I laughed every time at the low angle used at the end.
615	毎日だからちゅかれる……	It's tiring because it's every day......
4355	やめるのももったいないので毎日使ってみるつもりです。」	It would be a waste to quit so I plan to keep using it every day."
3096	でも毎日ウンチ出るのって幸せ	But true happiness is getting to poop every day.
544	ビットコインは「毎日がリーマンショック」だがバブルとは呼べない理由  毎日ではない   毎月だ	Bitcoin is a "Lehman Shock every day", but there's a reason it isn't being called a bubble  It's not every day  It's every month
3124	毎日新聞が森友関連の情報公開請求で「本件の特殊性に鑑み」や「学園に価格提示を行う」の記載がある決裁文書を入手	In connection with a request for public disclosure involving the Moritomo Problem, the Mainichi Shimbun has obtained an approval document for articles regarding "overseeing the particulars of this case" and "displaying values of school".
3720	毎日新聞が森友関連の情報公開請求で「本件の特殊性に鑑み」や「学園に価格提示を行う」の記載がある決裁文書を入手	Mainichi Shimbun obtains approval document for disclosure of article related to the Moritomo Problem with "overseeing the particulars of this case" and "displaying a value for the school".
3616	毎日新聞が森友関連の情報公開請求で「本件の特殊性に鑑み」や「学園に価格提示を行う」の記載がある決裁文書を入手 本日夕刊に掲載の模様  籠池のおっさぁん 生きとるかぁ〜？	Mainichi Shimbun obtains approval document in relation to Moritomo and freedom of information for statements like "in view of the particulars of this case" and "presenting the price for schools". As seen in today's evening paper. So is Kagoike still alive I wonder?
4145	毎日日記書くと意識が高まるって意識高い人が言ってた  何そんなに書くの……	A person with a high level of consciousness said that writing a journal every day heightens consciousness   What is there to write so much about...
103	毎日毎日ねむい…  フリーター最強	Everyday, everyday I'm sleepy... Freeters are the strongest.
956	毎日眠いのは無呼吸のせいじゃないかと思っていびき測定アプリを設置して寝た  たまに前世は光の戦士だった夢とか見るからすごい寝言言ってそう	I thought my drowsiness every day might be due to poor breathing, so I went to sleep using a snoring measurement app  It seems I occasionally talk in my sleep due to dreams like being a warrior of light in a previous life
3637	毎日イベントやるとかならまだしもそこまで繁盛してないんだし	If there are events and such every day then it isn't really that lively, and I think the moderators understand the importance of frames...
4360	毎日イベントやるとかならまだしもそこまで繁盛してないんだし	If you're doing events every day or something but it's not thriving to that level yet.
3815	この毎日の繰り返しになんの意味があるんだろうな  Darkest Dungeonだっけ   えろMODがあるやつだ	Is there any meaning to repeating the same thing everyday? Is it Darkest Dungeon? It's the one with eroMOD.
3096	この毎日の繰り返しになんの意味があるんだろうな	I wonder what meaning there is to repeating this daily lifestyle.
496	毎日記者団	Everyday at the press conference I ask about the responsibilities of Finance Minister Asou and the Diet summoning former National Tax Chief Nobuhisa Sagawa.
338	毎日記者団	Every day the press gallery hears about the responsibilities of Finance Minister Aso, and Jozan Sagawa, former President of the National Tax Agency being summoned as a witness, but the Prime Minister just says 'Good morning' every time.
3010	毎日記者団	Group of Mainichi reporters, they did ask about Finance Misiter Asao's responsibility and former National Tax Agency Director Sagawa Nobuhisa's witness summons and such, but every time the prime mister just responded with "Good morning".
3901	毎日記者団	Mainichi Kishadan.
2297	毎日記者団 麻生財務相の責任や佐川宣寿前国税庁長官の証人喚問などについて聞きましたが、首相は毎回「おはよう」と答えるのみ。16日も、文書の書き換えの可能性を５日から把握していたことについて問われ「おはようございます」と答えました  botが首相とかさすがに四季がある国は格が違った	Mainichi Reporters team\\n\\nWe have heard about the responsibilities of Finance Miniser Aso, and Nobushi Sagawa, Minister in charge of the National Tax Agency, summoning witnesses.  However the Prime Minister only answers 'Good Morning", each time. On the 16th we were also approached about modifying the document to reflect the matters understood from the 5th onward.  He replied 'Good morning'. Obviously where the PM is a robot, the country differs from those that have the normal four seasons.
4031	毎日記者団 麻生財務相の責任や佐川宣寿前国税庁長官の証人喚問などについて聞きましたが、首相は毎回「おはよう」と答えるのみ。16日も、文書の書き換えの可能性を５日から把握していたことについて問われ「おはようございます」と答えました  日経ガチギレしてるな   こういう報道の繰り返しで支持率が落ちていく それはあまり良くないことなのかもしれないけれど、支持率とは上がる時もそんなものだから仕方ない	Every day I heard about the responsibilities of the Aso Finance Minister and the summoning of the witness of the former National Tax Agency Director General Nobunaga Sagawa, but the prime minister only answers "Good morning" every time. He was asked about the possibility of rewriting the document from the 5th on the 16th, he answered "Good morning" Nikkei is upset.  The support rate by repetition of this kind of media is not so good. It may not be that, but the support rate is like that when it goes up, so it can not be helped
2906	毎日しごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごと  もう配属決まってるんやな、、	Everyday work work work work work  work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work I have already decided on the assignment (of a person to somewhere)
2805	カレーを毎日食べると記憶力が向上、認知症の予防にもなる？	Eating curry every day improves memory and prevents dementia?
1278	カレーを毎日食べると記憶力が向上、認知症の予防にもなる？	Eating curry every day improves your memory, so can it be used to prevent dementia?
1551	あと、毎週だか毎月だかやってるらしい飲み会って自費なのかな……	I hear that they do weekly and monthly fees and that drinking parties are something you have to pay yourself.
2734	毛皮に角付き兜姿の男が犯人	The perpetrator is a man wearing fur and a horned helmet.
2440	毛虫型ロボで下水管点検	Examining the sewer pipe with a caterpillar shaped robot.
4173	毛髪より太いって本当かよ	It is true that particles are thicker than air.
3288	ボルト氏が3月にドルトムントでトライアル、サッカー選手転向の第一歩に	Mr.
3122	スノーデン氏、Android端末をセキュリティ監視ツールに変えるアプリ「Haven」をβリリース	Snowden, security monitoring tool changing app for Android "Haven" has beta release.
3131	プロゲーマー・ウメハラ氏主催の座談会「ゲームと金」レポート。JeSU副会長・浜村弘一氏がプロライセンスの疑問に答えた  みんな麻雀強そうｗグフフとかって笑いそう  多分まともな人は海外のプロチームに入る事になるんでしょ	Professional gamer Umehara hosts symposium "Games and money". Report. Vice president JeSU / Hamamura Hirozaku talk about the professional license problem. They all seem good at mahjong haha. Seems like a laugh. I bet all of the good ones will join professional teams from other countries.
4084	ビリー・ヘリントン氏、交通事故にあって亡くなる	Billy Harrington died in a traffic accident.
3249	ビリー・ヘリントン氏、交通事故にあって亡くなる	Billy Herrington died in an automobile accident.
2724	ビリー・ヘリントン氏、交通事故にあって亡くなる	Billy Herrington dies in car crash.
1608	トランプ氏、日本が貿易で「殺人」と非難	Trump, critical of "murder" with Japanese trade.
4120	エルドアン氏 米は「ダーイシュ（ＩＳ）との芝居」を止めよ  （頭おかしいのは）お前じゃい！	Mr. Erdogan, stop "America's drama with the Daesh (IS)". You're not the one (who's crazy)!
2700	トランプ氏「エルサレム首都承認」	Trump "Recognizes Jerusalem".
3330	民主与党内にも確か苦言呈して辞めさせたのがいたはずなんだよね	In the ruling Democratic Party there was somebody who spoke out and was forced to quit.
294	民主政権の時は党内の『スリーパーセルｗ』がそういうのを必死に阻止してたし	During  the Democratic Party's regime, those within the party were desperately blocking what was described as the 'sleeper call w'.
2287	民度低いなー	Such uncivilised behaviour.
1093	「民放解体を狙うだけでなく、首相を応援してくれる番組を期待しているのでは。政権のおごりだ」	We're indulging the administration."
4309	民泊女性監禁	A woman was confined in a private residence.
4309	民泊には猛獣でも潜んでるのかよ	Are there beasts lurking in private residences?
4307	民泊監禁：大型バッグ所在不明	Confinement in a private residence: a large bag is missing.
96	民進：解党検討	The Democratic Party: Investigating the dissolution of the party.
1871	民進議員は出席してないけどな	No members of the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) were present.
3523	民間用は将来そうなると思う	I think we can privatize it.
1218	ついちゃってるもんどうのこうの気にするなんてナンセンスやで	Fretting about this and that for your weight is nonsense.
4339	気でやられた	I was defeated by mental energy
3208	いや気にしろよｗ	No, pay attention haha.
1625	いい気分	Feels great.
3547	やる気がでない、しごとがすすまない、、また大炎上してる、、おれなにもわるいことしてないのに、俺が炎上させたみたいだ、、  エッチだ…ｗ	I don’t feel like doing anything. I have no motivation to do work. I feel horny again. I am not doing anything wrong but I seem to have made you horny. So racy...
37	これは気持ちいい	I like the feeling.
1016	ねずみ  気持ち悪そう  ぺすとになっちゃう	Mice give me the creeps.  They're pests.
1628	リンチすると気持ちがいい。リンチ最高や	Lynching is great.
42	おまんこぉ＾～（気さくな挨拶）	Pussy (a frank greeting).
3078	気温差10度超すのか	The difference in temperature is over 10 degrees.
2933	気軽に握り潰せる芋虫すき	I like to casually crush caterpillars.
1222	「水のようになるんだ。」	"Become like water."
2892	カピバラさんの水中うんこにめげず混浴したい	I still want to in the bath all together
705	「水が出ない」都内で相次ぐ 府中で零下８．４度  都内で？！うちの糞田舎思いっきり出たから僕のうんこもジェット噴射ですよ	"There's no water." One complaint after another throughout the city. Capital reaches negative 8.4 degrees Celsius, within the city?! I did what I could to leave the shitty rural area, so my poop is a jet spray.
1750	水切りショットか小屋の屋根で弾いてホールインワンとかプロゴルファー猿のレベルじゃね	Like a monkey level professional golfer who gets a hole in one when taking a shot down a drain or on the room of a hut
999	ただの水に味・香り・色を加えてバーチャル・カクテルに変えるグラス型デバイス「Vocktail」  急におしっこ味にして彼氏を驚かせちゃえ♥	A glass device to turn ordinary water into a virtual cocktail by adding taste, aroma and color  "Vocktail"  Surprise your boyfriend by giving it a pee flavor
1543	ただの水に味・香り・色を加えてバーチャル・カクテルに変えるグラス型デバイス「Vocktail」  かき氷のシロップが基本的に同じ味で、色と香料だけ違うという話があったが  これは味すら……  ものすごく試してみたい	Just by adding flavor, smell and color to normal water, a virtual cocktail is made in a glass device called a "vocktail." I heard that it has fundamentally the same taste as shaved ice syrup and that only the color and smell are different but this says that the taste is different. I really wanna try it.
4066	スク水幼女抱きたぁ〜い	I wanna hug the little girl wearing the school swimsuit.
62	水よこせー役は危険	The duty of bringing water is dangerous.
3036	水戸市とべったりのアイドルグループ解散！ 未成年メンバーへの“セクハラ＆飲酒強要”原因か。5年間で23人ものメンバーが卒業・脱退。  水戸→納豆→べったり	Idol group closely associated with Mito City dissolves! Was the cause "sexual harassment and coercion to drink" for underage members? In a 5 year period 23 members left the group. Mito → Natto → closely associated (lit. sticky)
161	水族館に「いぬダイバー」登場	A "dog diver" debuts at the aquarium.
1811	水樹奈々が切り拓いた『紅白』声優枠が消滅した理由――μ'sが2年前に犯した失態  水樹奈々は歌手として売り上げが(他の声優に比べると)段違いだっただろ？   ラブライブも10万枚売ってたし   他はそこまででもないからじゃねえの	The reason why Mizuki Nana's "Kohaku" voice acting restriction has been terminated  The failure committed by μ's two years ago  Mizuki Nana was the singer and there was a huge difference in sales (compared to other voice actors) wasn't there?  Love Live also sold 100,000 copies  Others haven't gone that far, so it can't be
1318	水かお湯	Cold or hot water.
1026	あー水かお湯しか飲めない	Ah, I can only drink cold water or hot water.
4399	水で絞めるから	It's because the water constricts the noodles.
2694	水郷	Riverside areas, lakes and rivers accumulate radioactive cesium.
2128	水郷 湖沼や河川にたまる放射性セシウム 本紙が３回目の独自調査  マダマダこのへんの水底で採れたモノを食えるレベルじゃないが  思ったよりも早く減り始めているな  上流から供給されて、もうしばらく減らないかと思った	Waterfront area, radioactive cesium collects in lakes and rivers. Third independent study. The things harvested from the river bottom are still not at the level they should be eaten, but it has begun to decrease faster than expected. With what is coming in from upstream I thought it wouldn't start to decrease for a while.
64	氷上の広末涼子（命名俺） vs メガネ先輩  灰皿ウンコ！   自分的には氷上の水卜麻美アナ	Ryoko Hirosue on ice (named by me) vs Glasses Senior  Ashtray poop!  As for someone like me, it's announcer Asami Miura on ice
2625	永世七冠達成してやり尽くした？	Did he get burnt out after achieving the title of Lifetime Ryūō?
3540	永獄の封印()に囚われるがいい	It would be good to be frozen in ice.
438	ねこ汁 [r/thisismylifenow]  ネコは液体	Cat juice [r/thisismylifenow]  Cats are liquid
2415	ねこ汁 [r/thisismylifenow]  ねこぢるっていう漫画あったね	Nekojiru [r/thisismylifenow] There used to be a manga called Nekojiru.
232	グッズ求め女性３人転倒、負傷	Three women fell asking for goods, injury.
1701	汗冷えで夏風邪引く事も多いよな	I guess a lot of people catch cold in the summer when their sweat freezes.
2215	レビュー汚染は買う気なくなって逆効果だゾ	Fake reviews make me not want to buy an item, they have the opposite effect.
4479	汚物を被る汚物を汚物の巣窟から汚物扱いする汚物を余裕の目で汚物のように見下す汚物の俺氏参上	Putting trash on the head of trash and treating it like trash looking down on the surplus of trash calling on Mr. trash.
1641	汝臣民飢えて死ねを地で行くような真似すなやダボ	Don't do stupid things like this that are feasting on the citizenry.
630	かざすだけでカード決済	The payment is settled just by placing your hand.
3811	コインチェック、ビットコイン決済サービスも停止	Coincheck, Bitcoin payment services have stopped.
3067	決着をつけよう。あなたはどこまでマヨネーズを許せる？  揚げバターは許されたのか？	Let's settle this.  How far will you let mayonnaise go?  Has fried butter been approved?
1229	決着をつけよう。あなたはどこまでマヨネーズを許せる？  肉じゃがとかカレーとか汁っ気が多い物には無理がある	Settle a dispute. What types of things can mayonnaise go on? Things like meat and potato stew or curry or other things that have a lot of liquid in them are unreasonable.
1940	決裁文書のコピー提示へ 森友問題、自民と民進が合意  マイナーバージョン違いならぎょうさんあるでー	Moritomo issue: LDP and Democratic Party agree to have copy of sanction letter submitted. If you want to talk about "minor differences" in each version, there are tons of them.
193	カップめんのスープにからあげ沈めて喰うのが好きです	I like putting deep fried food in the soup of my cup of noodles when I eat it.
2427	沈黙は出世と金	Silence leads to getting ahead and money.
2274	沐浴する少女がないやん	There are no girls bathing.
2274	沐浴する少女が見たくてこのスレ開いたの！	I opened this thread because I wanted to see girls bathing!
3014	沖縄中傷にも苦しむ 基地そばの学校「動かせばいい」  FF8かよ	Difficulty with slander in Okinawa. School near army base. "Just move it." Is this FF8?
2333	沖縄の名護市長選、自公系の渡具知武豊当選確実	Okinawa Nago City election, Liberal Democratic / Komeito candidate Toguchi Taketoyo sure to win.
1466	沖縄・宜野湾の保育園に米軍の航空機からの落下物か	Gino Bay, Okinawa:  Was it a falling object from a US military aircraft at the kindergarten.
3878	沖縄ヘイトの我那覇真子などネトウヨ女性陣におだてられ信じがたい暴言も	Okinawa Hate's Mahako Naha and others were devastated by the female members of the Netouyo and their unrecoverable verbal abuse was revealed.
697	沖縄 普天間基地隣接の小学校に落下物 児童１人が軽傷 | NHKニュース  じゃあ木が付いてたら木人拳なのかよ	Okinawa. Item falls into elementary school near Futenma base. One child suffers minor injuries | NHK News. So if there was a tree, would it be like Wooden Men?
758	沖縄 普天間基地隣接の小学校に落下物 児童１人が軽傷 | NHKニュース  なるほど  誤認識だった	Okinawa  Falling objects at elementary school adjacent to Futenma base, one child with minor injuries | NHK News  I see  It was a misrecognition
2277	沖縄の激ヤバ昔話！ムーチーの由来を子供に話せないんですけど！ひーじゃー通信  あたまおかしい   妹のまんこに驚いて死んだ鬼いちゃんの事を思うと夜も眠れない	Okinawa's violent legend! I can not tell the child the origin of Mu Qi! but Hi Jaa's story, his mind is strange. I can't sleep at night when I think about the demon that surprisingly died in the girls vagina.
2885	沖縄の激ヤバ昔話！ムーチーの由来を子供に話せないんですけど！ひーじゃー通信  モチを食う風習は残ったのに美少女の妹が兄にまんこ見せる風習が残ってないのはおかしい！（真顔）	Okinawa's extreme old tale! I cannot tell my children about the origin of Muchi! It is funny though that the customs to eat rice cakes still remain, but the custom of a young beautiful girl showing off her vagina to her elder brother does not remain! (serious look)
2432	沖縄県警「取り締まり強化するほど増える」	Okinawa Prefectural Police "The more we clamp down the more there are."
841	沖縄県警「取り締まり強化するほど増える」	Okinawa Prefectural Police "The more we crack down the more arrests go up."
4448	ノムさん、沙知代さんの経歴「１００％全部嘘でした。俺に全部嘘を言っていた」  管理者に凍結されたりしないのかこれ笑	Mr. Nom, Shi Tomoyo's biography "It was 100% all lies. I was lying to everyone." Will the administrator freeze it? Lol this
3223	河野外相が入院	Foreign Minister Kono hospitalized.
1391	河野外相が入院 尿管結石症治療のため  もし、空港で待つのが云々とかいうのが、本当の理由は"結石が辛いから早く移動したい…"とかだったなら、   安倍ちゃんが"国難"言ってるのとなんか同じ様な…      持病が辛い・大変なのは分かるけどね…	Foreign minister Kono entered hospital for treatment of urinary tract stones.  So if you see him at the airport wanting to move quickly, its because his stones are painful,  not because Abe has called a National Crisis.  We know that being sick is painful.
1370	河野外相「ペンス副大統領が言った"talk"は『対話』ではなく『接触』と訳すべき」  トークは会話と習ったな	Foreign Minister Kono "Vice President Pence says 'talk' should be interpreted as 'contact' rather than 'dialogue'"  Learned that talk means conversation, huh
450	河野外相：「日本外交は危機に直面」中国念頭に懸念	Foreign Affairs Minister Kano: 'Japan is facing a crisis of diplomacy' Concerned about what is going on in China?
1967	河野太郎外相の「専用機おねだり」報道にツイッターでは「#河野太郎専用機」タグが過熱  桜花があって笑った	Coverage on Foreign Minister Taro Kono's "Personal Airplane pestering" tag on twitter "#河野太郎専用機" is blowing up, there was a cherry blossom and I laughed
3148	河野太郎政権誕生の現実味 小泉純一郎は「大化けするかも…」  容姿を貶すのはNG   他の人も書いてるが、こいつの場合は幾度も反原発を唱えている自民党唯一の良心ヅラからのﾃﾉﾋﾗｸﾙｰという**まさに自民**という特徴を持ってる訳だし	A sense of reality for the birth of the Kouno Tarou administration. Koizummi Junichirou "might transform..."  Criticizing someone's appearance is unacceptable. Others have written this as well, but while the Liberal Democratic Party has countless times talked about being against nuclear power, he is the one person who has acted as their conscience and made change ** truly the Liberal Democratic Party ** with that characteristic
3777	やっぱクズは治らんわ	As expected, there is no cure for trash like that.
820	治）	Do you know what the government said on the next morning after the “Tokyo Air Raids”?
3650	沼津ナンバーが嫌だから伊豆ナンバー爆誕したわけで	They couldn't stand the Numazu Number, so out of nowhere they started the Izu Number.
1599	法は人権の為に	Laws exist for human rights.
4343	法は人権の為に	The law is for human rights.
1467	法は人権の為に 被害者になる女性の視点に立った当たり前の法律がやっとスウェーデンで成立 性行為に及ぶ前に男は女性から明確な同意を得ることを義務付ける法案を承認 明確な同意を得なかった場合、男は双方の合意によるセックスの場合であっても強姦罪に問われる  明確な同意をしている映像を撮れれば強姦し放題ってこと？むしろ女性に不利な法律じゃないのコレ	The law protects human rights.  In Sweden, a law has been established that takes into account the viewpoint of women who become victims.  The law puts the onus on men to get clear agreement from the woman before sexual intercourse.  If there is not a clear agreement, then the man can be charged with rape even if the sex was consensual. If you take a photo of the agreement then does that mean you can rape as much as you like? That law doesn't really advantage women.
2309	(ピコーン)法人税が減った分は消費税で賄えばええんや！	(Picorn) The proportion of corporation tax paid declined as consumption tax replaced it.
1178	法令を100％遵守してる企業を探すほうが苦労しそう	It's hard to find any that comply totally with the law.
1246	法務り去りたいんだな	The court wants to distance themselves from inconvenient things.
2235	法案を通した自民党、公明党その他の全議員を雇い止めにしろ	The Liberal Democrats, the Komeito and other parties in the Diet use the Act to stop employment.
884	メルカリ法規制、当面見守る方針	Mercari regulation, plan to pay close attention.
3417	泡の帽子  かわえかわえ	Foam hat  kawae, kawae
830	泡風呂  これは子供喜ぶわ	Children love bubble baths.
1387	波平は痴呆症、フネはガンで寝たきり	Maybe  a Sasae, where Naminohira and Fune are both in care.
2844	泣くないでくださいヽ(；▽；)ノ	Please don't cry ヽ(；▽；)ノ
1884	泣いている顔が一番かわいい女神	This goddess is cutest when she's crying.
345	メルカリ「泥棒市場じゃないですから」	Mercari: "This isn't a black market."
207	泥棒政治や法匪が蔓延り金持ちがより優遇される社会には夢も希望もない	There are no dreams or hope for a society that that favorably treats kleptocracy and people that take advantage of legal loopholes that have become exceedingly rich.
2744	グロ注意	Grotesque warning.
587	注文恐い	If there are too many items on the touch panel you can't make a decision.
503	など注記した方が誤解がないように思う	Those who annotated the draft could not find any errors.
1869	泰明小、2月以降で3人が入学辞退「学校の教育方針に同意できない」  学区制なくそうぜ	Three students have been declined admission at Yasuaki Primary School since February.  'They could not agree with the school's education policy'. Lets abolish the district school system.
1744	洋上で幼女を養生  早朝の幼女で用所	Raising a young girl at sea; The place of a young girl in the early morning
4055	洋裁専門学校所属、キミヱ95歳、女子校生です	At a dressmaking vocational school, Kimiヱ is a 95 year old female student.
3150	お洒落やん	How stylish.
1453	みんなアナル洗浄どうしてる？あるあるアナル絵日記  んなことやっているから出禁になるんだよアホ	Why is everyone doing an anal rinse? People are making anal picture diaries and getting banned. Morons.
4346	しきぶとん洗濯したの	I washed the futon mattress.
1979	しきぶとん洗濯したの  もっとこうアルカリーン性ソリュシーョンとか界面活性エーヅェントとかのサイエソスをアプうイなどしてなんとかあれこれしたい	I washed my futon. I want to apply the science of surfactants agents and acidic solutions. I want to do this and that.
56	「１５・１Ｍ」津波の高さ伝える看板、撤去へ  まあ工事だししゃーない     しかし民間や国で他の場所に移すくらいはした方がいいだろうに	'15.1m' Tsunami Height Signboard Removed. Well, it was just there during construction, but I think it would be better if someone, government or private individual, moved it to somewhere else.
2663	「１５・１Ｍ」津波の高さ伝える看板、撤去へ  いやそれこそ残せよ	15 Meter and 1 Meter Signs Communicating the Height of Tsunami to be Removed  No, leave them!
3468	津田大介「国家による悪用で後退するネットの自由度」  嘘を嘘であると見抜けない人にはインターネットは難しい、のが昔。  今は一歩進んで、嘘が本当であると心から信じ込めない人にはインターネットは難しい。  多数派と少数派が逆転しましたとさ。	Tsuda Daisuke 「The freedom of the internet that retreats due to misuse by the state」The internet is hard to use by people who cannot tell that a lie is a lie, is the past.  Now we have moved forward, and now it is hard for people who cannot believe that a lie is true to use the internet.
4032	ストリートファイターシリーズで活躍するプロゲーマー・ももち選手がプロゲーマーのライセンス制度についての意見を表明  FPSのプロはtas見る感じで反射神経含め色々と凄いと思う	Street Fighter player and professional gamer Momochi shares his views on the professional gamer license system  Watching FPS pros feels like watching a TAS, I think their reflexes are amazing
4029	ネコ派大勝利	It is a cat faction wins victory.
381	うち派遣さんおらん	Mine is a part timer.
634	この流れを世界の潮流に	This trend follows the world trend.
3896	【コインチェック流出】北朝鮮サイバー部隊関与の可能性も、海外で核ミサイル開発資金稼ぎ  エンゲル係数が上がったのも北朝鮮のせい 森加計も北朝鮮のせい	【CoinCheck Leak】North Korean Cyber unit might be involved. Earning fund to develop nuclear missile. The increase of Engel index is because of North Korea. Mori Kakei is because of North Korea.
3698	流刑？	Exile?
3657	流石ロシア	As expected from Russia.
2417	「流石お兄様」とネタ抜きで言うとも思わなかった	I didn't think I'd be saying, "I'd expect nothing less of big brother" without a specific reason.
3198	流行に後から乗るような奴はダメでしょ	Following along after something becomes popular is no good.
2696	ブルゾンもひふみんも…流行語大賞授賞式の欠席者続出はネトウヨの炎上攻撃のせい？	First Blouson then Hifumin... Are the absentees at the Popular Phrase Award Ceremony due to attacks from online right wingers?
1549	フィギュアスケートの浅田真央さん、最終的な夢「山に出て狩りをしてイノシシとかをさばいたり…」にネット騒然  虫嫌いで魚も捌けない俺には絶対無理な生活だからこそ憧れるわ  この子ならやってくれそう！という何かがあるな。織田も連れて行け	The figure skater, Ms. Mao Asada, confused the internet saying that her final dream is to "Go to the mountains and hunt and cook stuff like boar." To someone like me who hates insects and fish, I'm attracted to this precisely because It would be an impossible lifestyle for me. This woman is willing to do that! There's something to that. Take Oda with you!
2639	浅略に原発を止めたせいで費用が電気料金に転嫁され庶民を圧迫する結果に	It's a pretty bad strategy to have higher electricity costs pushed on people because a nuclear plant has closed down.
827	というか浅野いにおだったの	Actually, I just realized his name is Asano Inio.
827	浅野にいおかと思ってた	I thought it was Asano Niio.
1232	浜辺美波が“賭け狂う”！ 「賭ケグルイ」 実写ドラマ化！ 主演キャスト決定！  賭の字だけカタカナじゃないのがなんかモヤっとする	Hamabe Minami is a "compulsive gambler"! "Kakegurui – Compulsive Gambler" being made into a live action TV drama! Main cast set! It kind of bugs me how in the title the "賭" isn't the only part not written in katakana.
3836	浮気したことある人への質問	Questions to people who have cheated in a relationship.
3300	浮気したことある人への質問  勿論日本でも普通ではない…   只明治迄は多妻制が認められていた訳だし、国民の大多数がキリスト教とかイスラム教という訳ではないので、貞操観念が少し薄いのかも。   イスラムは多妻制だけど、知り合いの人は結婚するまで女性に触れないって事で普通のマッサージ受けるのにもわざわざ男性を指名していたが、そういう宗教的厳格さが無いせいかもしれない。	Here is a question for people that have \\ncheated (on their spouse or sweetheart). \\n\\nOf coarse it is not common in Japan either. However, polygamy was recognized in the Meiji Period. Most Japanese people are not Christian or Islamic so the chastity issue might be a little looser. Islam is polygamous but one cannot touch a female until marriage. Even when having a massage, a Muslim will ask for a male. Japan does not have that kind of a strict religious mindset.
2391	こんな浮気野郎に懸想される灰色さんが可愛そう	I feel sorry for Ms. Gray falling in love with a cheater like this.
2122	浴場泡だらけ、少年２人を逮捕  ワイ「きっと8歳の小学生とかやろな～リンク先見たろ」   無事死亡	Covered in soap, two young boys arrested. Whoa. "There must have been an 8 year old elementary student or something, I saw the link." Failure as expected.
3003	海兵隊員飲酒か(17/11/19)	Was the soldier under the influence of alcohol?
779	海外いけ	Go overseas.
2180	ということで海外LLLerは日本語を学ぶだけでなく英語を教えるべき	So foreign LLLers shouldn't just learn Japanese but they should also teach English.
657	海外LLLerは私たちに英語を懇切丁寧に教えるべき	LLLers should be more patient and understanding in teaching us English.
3341	海外サブレいくとか	Or reading foreign subreddits.
741	『ソードアート・オンライン フェイタル・バレット』海外レビュー  やっぱクソゲだったのか	"Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet" foreign reviews. As expected, it's a trash game.
2716	海外は一部版権キャラのDLCが使えないぐらいだと思う	I think overseas, you can't use the DLC of some copyrighted characters.
1945	また海外出張入った死ね	Another overseas business trip, goddamnit.
2069	海外では原爆もメルトダウンも経験してるのに学ばないアホ日本と思われてそう	Perhaps people outside the country are thinking that Japan is stupid for not having learned from the experiences in atomic bombs and meltdowns.
1903	『ソードアート・オンライン フェイタル・バレット』海外レビュー  多くが"原作ファンを否定しないようにどうヒドいデキに言及するか?"の回答例みたい   レビューすんのもたいへんだな	Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet released overseas. Many interested in whether they will mention the abysmal quality while not denigrating fans of the original. This one is gonna be tough to write a review for, eh?
3435	海外から失礼します。プロ愛国者たちは朝日新聞をフェイクニュース扱いしながら廃刊をネットで求めているのに、なぜそんなに嫌いな朝日新聞の前に抗議しないんでしょうか？  ご自分で答えにたどり着いてるじゃないですか。  彼らは素人ではなくて｢プロ｣ですから。思想で動いてないって言えば分かります?  紅衛兵のふりしてますけど紅衛兵じゃないんですよ。	Excuse me from overseas. Professional patriots who call the Asahi Shimbun fake news and use the internet to seek its abolition, why don't you protest in front of the Asahi Shimbun if you hate it so much? Did you arrive at the answer yourself? It's because they're not amateurs, but "pros". With their ideology, if they say it's not moving, do you understand? They pretend to be a Red Guard, but they are not a Red Guard.
1130	海外が怒るでしょ	Foreigners are probably mad.
3589	もっと海外のサブレに書き込んでみようと思ったんだけど家電モランが限界だった	I was thinking of writing more on foreign shortbread,  but Molang appliances are the limit.
1945	海外風俗レポよろ	Hey, write us up a report on the brothels overseas, thanks!
2831	浸水・強風などに注意を	Be careful of flooding and strong winds.
3860	消したサブミとかレスってMODなら「あっこいつ消しやがった」って確認できるの？  別サブレだけど書き込みを一度消しても「削除されたもの」って表記で残り、その状態がMODには見えてて、  そこからもう一度「削除」を選ばないと完全消滅しなかった  なお二回目の削除の項目はMODにしか出ない模様  ここがそうなのかは知らん	Is it possible to check that erased submi or response are "Oh this guy erased" if it is MOD? Even if one erase the writing once, it remains in the notation of "erased", the state is visible to MOD, and if I do not choose "delete" again from that it does not completely disappear Seems the second stage process of deletion appears only in MOD. I do not know if this platform is same
436	消したサブミとかレスってMODなら「あっこいつ消しやがった」って確認できるの？  別サブレだけど書き込みを一度消しても「削除されたもの」って表記で残り、その状態がMODには見えてて、  そこからもう一度「削除」を選ばないと完全消滅しなかった  なお二回目の削除の項目はMODにしか出ない模様  ここがそうなのかは知らん	\\nCan MOD check whether erased submieces or lesbies are really 'erased products'. Even if the writing is erased once from another Sabure, and 'erased product' is written on the surface, MOD will see this, and if they don't once again choose 'delete' then it will not all be erased.The second time  it is deleted, the pattern will only be from the MOD. I don't know whether this is the case.
3568	「テレビから消えて」 さかなクン、一部ネット上の批判にショック 胸中を明かす  さかなクンさんディスるとか頭わいてんのかよ   テレビなんか出なくたって普通にやりたいこと、するべきことがありそうだけど   一緒に並んで映ってる無芸人と違ってな	“Disappear from the TV. Mr. Fish is shocked with a portion of the criticism on the internet. My head goes crazy when disrespecting Mr. Fish, whom I have opened my heart to. There seems to be things I want to do and should do without getting on the TV. I am different from a common person that takes pictures standing together.
1616	ダイエー消えてもドムドムは不滅。6年ぶり新規出店で復活目指す  ドムドムだったら上手くいくドムドム	Even if Daiei goes away DOMDOM cannot be destroyed. Plan for first new location in six years. If it's DOMDOM they can pull it off. DOMDOM
3088	イベントでそれなりに消費するだろうから次失敗しない為の教訓って事で	ダイヤ was a little wasteful, but it's not like it will rot, and it will probably be expended at events and whatnot, so let's take it as a lesson so as to avoid failure next time.
52	消費者心理、４カ月ぶり悪化 野菜値上がり影響 ２９年１２月消費動向調査  ４カ月ぶり？俺日々悪化中	Consumer mentality, deteriorating for the first time in 4 months  The effect of vegetable prices rising December 2017 consumer trend survey  First time in 4 months? I'm deteriorating every day
3491	消費者心理、４カ月ぶり悪化 野菜値上がり影響 ２９年１２月消費動向調査  葉物が壊滅状態だよ。季節で安くなってる白菜くらいしか最近買った記憶がない	Consumers' state of mind worsens for the first time in 4 months. Increasing prices of vegetables have an effect. December 2017 consumption trend investigation. Leafy greens are getting destroyed. In recent memory I've only bought napa cabbage on seasonal sale.
3292	アリエール液体詰め替え新パッケージになり770gから720gへ 2014年には900gあった模様  以後アリエーナイ禁止	Possible liquid refill. Placing in new package. It changed from 770 grams to 720 grams. In 2014 it changed to 900 grams. It became an unthinkable restriction.
2531	アリエール液体詰め替え新パッケージになり770gから720gへ 2014年には900gあった模様  袋パンパンとかポテチかよ	The new package of Ariere liquid refill went from 770g to 720 g. It seems that it was 900g in 2014. It is like a bag of potato chips?
1155	アリエール液体詰め替え新パッケージになり770gから720gへ	Ariel liquid now in a new package; 720g instead of 770g.
3607	ピンクは淫乱	Pink is lewd.
161	深海だよ深海	The deep sea, the deep sea.
4384	混乱のスノボ女子SS	Confused women's slopestyle snowboarders.
1912	清楚系委員長ガチ恋勢なんだよなぁ…	I'm straight up in love with the committee member, she's so pure.
2996	清楚系委員長ガチ恋勢なんだよなぁ…  世はまさにVtuber戦国時代	I'm seriously in love with the proper class representative... We live in the Warring Vtubers Period
3000	清水建設執行役員、福島第一原発の除染作業員を使って実家の草むしりをさせる。事実認め辞任  何重抜きもされてること考えるとますます何も言えねえ上級国民案件	Shimizu Corporation executive, Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant decontamination worker made to cut grass at private home. Acknowledges situation and resigns. I'm more and more at a loss for words with how much the elite class failed to think this through.
1339	清水あいり、舞台演出家の竹内忠宜のレイプを告白	Airi Shimizu confesses to the rape of theatre director Tadanori Takeuchi.
1628	清水めいりを誘った声優が匿名で竹内忠宜のレイプを告白	I'm all for lynching them.
1807	渋谷駅前で「フリーおっぱい」服の上から「胸を揉ませる行為」は罪に問われる？	Is it illegal to rub against breasts in  revealing tops, as seen in front of Shibuya Station?
4297	ゲームユーザーを減らす人と増やす人	Decreasing and increasing numbers of game users.
3029	ゲームユーザーを減らす人と増やす人	Game users decreasing and game users increasing.
1004	ゲームユーザーを減らす人と増やす人 匿名コミュニティの功罪  そういやHSはエアプレイ勢とかいたなぁ   無料ゲーで誰でもプレイできるのに、   存在がかなり謎だった	People who decrease and people who increase game users  The pros and cons of an anonymous community  Now that I think of it, HS had Airplay Influence and so on  With free games everyone can play  Their existence was quite the mystery
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1142	ネットにあふれる「トレンドブログ」 フェイクニュースの温床に  唐沢貴洋ってスパムブログ乱立させてた過去をどう思ってるんだろ	Internet overflowing with "Trend Blogs"  A hotbed for fake news  What do you think of the ones crowding around Karasawa Takahiro in the past?
4066	温水だし幼女じゃないぞ	That is not a little girl, but hot water.
767	あわら温泉キャンセル１万１千人超	The Awara hot spring cancellation surpasses 11,000 people.
2694	湖沼や河川にたまる放射性セシウム	This paper conducts its own research for the third time.
3879	湖の漁協は当日獲れたぶんのワカサギとかを市場に出すのやめて、油がなくなるまで休漁するとか別記事で見たよ	I read on other article that they will stop fishing until the oil clears out.
1026	お湯わりと好き。	I kind of like hot water.
2704	めっちゃ湯気出てる	So much steam is coming out.
980	ヤニカス、満員電車の中で葉巻を吸って追い出される	ヤニカス, smoking a cigar on a fully booked train and getting chased out of the train.
1828	満員電車だから仕方なく人を押しのけたらチンコ擦り付けたみたいになって痴漢を見る目で見られた  ほら勃起してないでしょって見せれば解決	The train was crowded with people and had no free space. I therefore pushed my way inside. When I did that, I rubbed my penis into someone and people looked at me as if I was a molester. The problem could be solved by showing that I do not have an erection.
2450	満月の夜は運転に注意を！	Be careful driving on the night of a full moon!
1881	もう準備が出来てた	I was already prepared.
1057	溢れるリア充オーラ	I am enthusiastic about experiencing my real offline life.
3739	やっぱ溢れる生命力に惹かれるんよ男は	As expected, men are drawn to the overflowing life force.
4114	溶岩にのみ込まれたカメラ、撮影を続けていた… 迫りくる溶岩、燃え出すカメラ、そこに写っていたのは？  溶岩って結構綺麗	I continued shooting the camera shot of only lave....the roaring of the lava, the burning of the camera, what was there? Lava is unexpectedly beautiful.
2198	あったかみるくにハチミツ溶かした飲み物おいちい…	Delicious warm milky and melted honey drinks.
220	溺れた鳥🐔を助けてあげるオランウータン	An orangutan helping a drowned bird 🐔.
228	滋賀・甲賀市選管	Koga City Council Official Shiga.
449	滋賀県警：未解決４００事件の書類誤廃棄	Shiga police department found to have disposed of documents for 400 unsolved cases.
1546	漂着した“黒くて長い何か”に住民怯える  Nereocystis というらしい  生息地は北米西岸とのこと  現地では海草を食わないので、アルギン酸やヨードを採るのに使われている  カジメ等に近いレッソニア科という事なので、食える可能性は高いと思う	Washing ashore a "long balck something" terrifies residents. I hear it's called Nereocystis. It's habitat is on the west coast of America and you can't actually eat it when you find it, it's used for its alginic acid and iodine. Since it is close to brown alga species lessoniaceae I think that the chances of it being edible are high.
2401	ﾋｯﾋｯﾋｯ・・・漏れてる漏れてる	It's leaking, it's leaking.
2830	どこかで演技として伝わっちゃうような気がするんだよね	I feel like you can act and transmit fake feelings anywhere.
2628	漢字の練習をしなければ	I need to practice!
2628	おなにーで漢字れば良いんだよ	Would be great if you could study with masturbation.
1143	「ミレニアル」のニを漢数字の2に誤字しているサイトが多数発見される ロイターやニューズウィークなど大手マスコミでも  力とカ  口とロみたいなもん？	[Millennial]  Sites that misrepresent the Chinese character ニ as 2 are increasing. Including big name media companies like Reuters and Newsweek. Its like  mistaking  力 (power) with カ (KA), and  口 (mouth) with  ロ (RO).
14	漢は黙って一輪車	To keep things quiet, I'll get a unicycle.
3632	漫才のネタなんか未だに忘れられない	I still can't forget that joke.
3070	漫画みたいな乳しよって	Darn you for having boobs like you're from a manga.
2012	漫画やすしを制作して大興奮	Makes manga of Yaushi, generates excitement.
2099	なにこの漫画…  勢いだけ考えてる漫画だ	What is this comic... this only concentrates on momentum
3298	漫☆画太郎版星の王子様、突然社会派マンガになる  画太郎はどうでもいいとして、るろうに剣心の作者がロリポルノの動画所持で捕まっててワロタ	Dear Prince of Tarou Manga,\\nI couldn’t care less about Tarou Manga that suddenly becomes society’s manga. The writer of Rurou Ni Kenshin was arrested for possessing child pornography. I laughed.
1305	エロロリ漫画家めざすぞー！	Aiming for an Erorori cartoonist!
1706	ウェブ漫画家さんの単行本製作や販促に関する作業は無報酬らしい…	It seems like work related to creation of books and promotion for web manga artists is unpaid... Conversely, for print manga artists even if you buy the ebook version of their books in some cases they don't get any royalties.
2158	漫画家田中圭一さん "民主党政権のころだったと思うけど、尖閣諸島に近づいた中国の漁船と海保の船が接触した一件を「コツンと当たっただけ」と言い、福島原発のメルトダウンを長期間国民に隠していたけど、マスコミは「総理は辞職すべき」って言わなかった。つまり、あれらって森友問題より些細なことだったのか･･･"  息抜きってか仕事ない暇つぶしってか…   この手の炎上芸で注目される創作業の人　『あー昔いたねぇ！』　って人が   多い	Manga artists Tanaka Keiichi "I think it was during the Democratic Party administration, but when a Chinese fishing boat and a Japan Coast Guard boat came into contact near the Senkaku Islands it was "just a small tap", and even though the Fukushima nuclear meltdown was hidden from the people for a long time, the media did not say, "The prime minister should resign". In other words, were those things less important than the Moritomo Problem... Taking a break, or maybe killing time for those with no work to do... Creators watched for taking people down with these methods. A lot of people say, "Ah, there were people like that in the past!"
3590	漫画家・畑健二郎氏と声優・浅野真澄が結婚	Manga artist Hata Kenjiro and voice actress Asano Masumi get married.
2522	漫画村が潰れても、買い叩かれてる実態は変わらないのか	Even if the manga village collapses, the fact that it is being bought does not change.
1808	漫画村の煽りレベル高すぎ問題  いかにも驚いているけどこのような輩は昔からいた  昔のmegauploadもFBIに突入されるまで人々を煽っていた	The problem of Manga Mura's level of influence being too high  I'm surprised, but such a group has been here since long ago  The old megaupload was also shaking things up until the FBI took it over
2522	漫画村がどうこう言う前に、お前ら漫画家はちゃんと権利持ってるかい？	Before Manga village says anything, do you have a proper cartoonist?
1215	エロ漫画の流行生み出し力は異常	The power to give birth to adult themed manga is strange.
4218	漫画版デビルマンリメイク「Devilman crybaby」  あんだけ印象に残っているのに全5巻53話。 カルピス原液一気飲み。	Devilman manga remake "Devilman crybaby" left such a huge impression, but only has 5 volumes and 53 chapters. Drinking Calpis concentrate in one go
3146	漫画で覚えた慣用句	Idioms learned from manga.
600	漫画も音楽も「ネットなら無料」の若者たち  この記事構成なんも考えてないバイトのクソ記事と思う。  宣伝するから無料で泊まらせてと言った子が問題になってる。そんな無料が当たり前の世の中だから違法アップロードサイトを探し求める子供と大人が後をたたなくなってる。ちなみに冒頭のYouTuberが問題だったのは、先方への敬意が感じられなかった点だ。大人は子供にコンテンツの価値について教育してあげなきゃいけない。  なんの話してんのこいつ。（部分部分はわかるけど前後の繋がりよくわからん。）	Young people are getting cartoons and music free from the net.  This article is a piece of crap written by an unthinking part timer.  The way it is written makes it seem as if letting kids get things free is the problem.  In this day and age children and adults search for illegal upload sites and download from them as a matter of course.  The problem with the first You Tubers was their lack of respect for others.  Adults have to teach children about the value of content.  What is this guy talking about?  I understand bits of it, but not how it hangs together.
1160	激しい値動きするぞ	There is going to be a steep price fluctuation.
1474	瀬戸内寂聴を支える、おちゃめな29歳秘書。寝起きに下着を見せて「かわいいでしょ？」	Supporting Jakuchō Seto, a playful 29 year old secretary shows off her underwear to the waking Seto, saying "It's cure, isn't it?"
2108	瀬戸康史の女装姿に「かわいすぎる」「進化した」と絶賛の声  ひらけない。。。	Koji Seto's look in women's clothings received rave reviews such as 「This is too cute」「This is a revolution」I can't open。\\n。。
3021	瀬戸康史の見せ場「たおやかに受け止める」	Role as parent of Kuranosuke, Seto Koji highlight scene with "graceful acceptance".
62	アパート火事、バケツリレーをしていた男性が倒れて死亡	A man that was participating in a bucket relay at an apartment fire died.
2502	火山の買い占めが捗るな	We'll have to buy volcanoes.
1151	『火の鳥』のクソ鳥っぷりについて突如語り出した人々	'Firebird'.
921	『火の鳥』のクソ鳥っぷりについて突如語り出した人々	'Firebird' Lots of people suddenly all talking about this fucking bird.
4078	『火の鳥』のクソ鳥っぷりについて突如語り出した人々  ここまで漫画で上位に入る 糞女(悪女)であろう   メーテル無し	People who touched suddenly about the fucking bird of "fire bird" I might be a bad woman who is going to be a high ranking manga up. No Metel.
4091	『火の鳥』のクソ鳥っぷりについて突如語り出した人々  火の鳥は宇宙意志やで   人間の善悪は通用せんのですわ	People are all of the sudden talking about the shitty bird in "Phoenix" but the Phoenix is up to the  will of the universe and the humans idea of good and evil will not work.
1407	『火の鳥』のクソ鳥っぷりについて突如語り出した人々  「この種を食い殺せ！」ってか	People who've suddenly taken to rambling about the crappy depiction of a bird in the "Phoenix" manga. "Let's eat this species alive!" they seem to be saying.\\n
443	灯台カード、現地で集めて 海保、洋式建設１５０周年企画 道内１０基以上対象か  　↑   土台	Lighthouse card, collecting on site, maritime insurance, 150 year anniversary since the  western style construction 10 or more subjects are available within Hokkaido 　↑ Base
148	灰インフル  え？淫フル？	Grey flu? Huh? Lustful?
1076	灰色さんは？	\\fohn/ What about Ms. Gray?
973	トゥンル ルンル ルンル るんるんと トゥルルルン  灰色さんは？	Toodle oodle oodle oo, pompotty pom pom.  Mr Grey?\\n\\n
3788	灰色落とす	Remove gray.
3788	『灰色落とす』と心の中で思ったならッ!	When you think that you want to "remove gray"!
1177	災害には強いが、貧困には弱い  耳が腐りそうよ	Strong from a fire, weak from poverty, ears appear rotting.
2751	炎上弁護士、「死ね」と言ってきた少年たちに会いに行く どうして僕のことが嫌いなんですか？(唐澤貴洋)  まぁ彼はマヌケな悪徳弁護士だ、故にオモチャにされた  しかしメディア露出など最近の動きを見ていると、そのオモチャにされることすら商売に利用してるんじゃないかと思える  いくらマヌケでも悪党と悪ガキには天と地の差があるわな	Controversial lawyer meets boys who told him to "go die." Why don't you like me? (Takahiro Karasawa). Well he is a dumb, crooked lawyer, and was played like a toy. But looking at his appearances in the media lately, he uses being played like a toy as a selling point. Even if he's dumb, there's a world of difference between a villain and rascals.
3057	それも炎上しかけた途端、当事バーにいた女子高生とその母親から即援護射撃が飛んでくる始末	Just as this started to go to flames, I received supporting fire from a regular high school customer at the bar and her mother.
2553	しっとの炎に目覚めよ	I wake up in a steamy flame.
635	ビーマニやる為にお家を早く出る。えらい	In order to do Bemani, I left my house early.
897	ここまでオマンゲマンゲ無し	So far pubic hair is no good
2444	無人島で魚じゃなくて男釣ってどうするんだ…	What are you going to do on a remote island by fishing for men and not fish...
2330	無修正で発売直後に消された「Virtual Reality Girls」、水着を着せて復活 経緯はレビューが詳しい  めっちゃ追記してる変態いてワロタ	"Virtual Reality Girls", which was removed immediately after being released uncensored, has been brought back with the girls wearing swimsuits. For the full story see the review. Some perverts really tack on the information hahaha.
3999	マジかよ！無償労働してるネトサポもいるんですよ！	There are internet supporters who are working for free!
2302	無効試合連発、計量12.7キロオーバー	Invalidating several continuous matches, she's about 12.7 kilos over weight.
2938	「無差別殺人を起こします」ネット掲示板に書き込んだ24歳会社員の男逮捕	A 24 year old company employee who posted "I'm going to go on a killing spree" on an Internet bulletin board was apprehended.
4270	無差別送金でマーキング拡散作戦か	Indiscriminate money sending marking diffusion strategy?
4394	ただ無心で掘るのみ	But it's just some innocent mining.
2056	ここまであからさまなのは無いと思う	It's disgusting that it was so obvious.
4494	まさに無敵	Very invincible.
4073	無料ホームページの@PAGESが2月28日(水) 17:00にサービス終了  atwiki騒動で死んだサイト群	@PAGES the free website ends its service at 17:00 wed, February 28th.  one of the websites that dies due to the atwiki controversy
1492	すでにフレンズも、これからフレンズも! アニメ「けものフレンズ」が無料で全話順次配信中～配信は3月31日(土)までの予定  2話見ようと思ったけどCM長すぎてやめた	'Friends' now, and always.  All serial episodes of the animation 'Friends of the beast' will be broadcast free of charge.  Broadcasts will take place until Sat. 31 March. I wanted to see the 2nd episode, but gave up.  Too many ads.
3470	おっぱい  無料家庭教師いきたい	Boobs  I want to go to a free home tutor
2118	ライスおかわり無料の店減りすぎ問題	The sharp decline in the number of restaurants that offer free refills on rice is a problem.
1024	ここで無料ダウンロード教えてもらってから	Let's discuss.
1740	無期限活動休止の藍井エイル、今春から活動再開へ 新曲「約束」を発表  夏でも長袖のひと？	Eir Aoi, who has been inactive for all enternity announces that she will resume activity from this spring with her new song "Yakusoku". Wearing a long sleeve even in summer?
3315	これもう無理ジェー	Looks impossible.
3128	無理というのはですね、嘘つきの言葉なんです（意味深）	... (This is impossible...) "Impossible" is a word for lying (deep meaning)
3502	もう無理、心臓バックバクで全然眠れん	I can't take it anymore, my heart is pounding and I can't sleep at all.
2517	ぼく、無理やり脱がせたアリナパイセンの下着を口に突っ込む	Me, stuffing the undergarments that I took off of Alina Paisen into my mouth.
4248	“無礼すぎる”フジテレビに「作家NG」が止まらない！ 佐藤秀峰、池井戸潤に続き、万城目学まで……  テレビNG！	Fuji TV is "ignoring too much" and the "bad writers" won't stop! Satou Shuuhou, Ikeido Jun, and even Makime Manabu... TV is bad!
3183	そこらの無職とかバイトとかとくっ付くよりはマシだよな	It's better than being unemployed or having a part time job or something.
1067	なぜ無能な人は「自分最高」と思うのかをムービーでわかりやすく解説	This movie makes it easy to understand why useless people think so much of themselves.
3797	いや、無能国賊党か	No, the Incompetent Traitors Party.
3209	無能無能アンド無能	Incompetent, incompetent, and incompetent.
1433	そう...（無関心）	Yeah...(uninterested)
4305	無限退行するからすべての知性は外注である	Endless regression will happen so all intelligence is outsourced.
3430	やること無いから飛田新地について色々調べてたらもう行くしか無いというモチベになったけど一人で行くのこわい  ちゃむいからシコシコでがまんする	I didn't have anything to do so I was looking up information about Tobita Shinchi and I got this feeling that I have to go but I'm scared to go alone  it's cold so I'm going to make do with jerking off
2564	やること無いから飛田新地について色々調べてたらもう行くしか無いというモチベになったけど一人で行くのこわい  朝行ったことあるけど、店全部閉まってて女の子見られなかった（当たり前）   飛田新地より信太山新地の方が安くて女の子もいいと聞いたことある	Because I had nothing to do, I investigated a lot about Tobita Shinchi and I got motivated to the point I really had to go but I'm scared to go by myself I've been there alone in the morning but all the stores were closed and I couldn't see the girls (naturally) I've also heard that Shinodayama Shinchi is cheaper and the girls are also good compared to Tobita Shinchi
3920	やること無いから飛田新地について色々調べてたらもう行くしか無いというモチベになったけど一人で行くのこわい  遠い	Because there's nothing to do, I looked up various things about Tobita Shinchi and became motivated to go, but going alone is scary  It's far
4433	無いから黙るけと	If it weren't they'd stay quiet.
757	ちゃうわっ（焦り	That's not right (worried).
3367	焦点：中国が台湾の「頭脳流出」加速、若者に起業支援攻勢  (タバコ吸いてぇ)	Focus: China causes "brain drain" to accelerate in Taiwan, pushing entrepreneurship support for young people (smoking cigarettes)
55	焦点：日本株は主要国最弱に転落、円高懸念も再浮上  そのどちらも自衛策だと思うよ。  人口が減少し円を使う人が減り、その分だけ為替への公的な支出による影響力が大きくなる。  だから円高円安のどちらに振れても良いように  円建て資産以外の資産を持つ事が自衛の基本的な考え方で良いんじゃないかな	Focus: Japanese stocks fall to weakest among principal countries, fears of a strong yen resurface. I think either way it is self defense. The population is shrinking and the number of people who use yen is decreasing, so that will have a huge impact on the public amount of expenditure that goes toward exchange. So regardless of whether the yen gets stronger or weaker, isn't having assets that aren't tied directly to the yen a perfectly sound self defense strategy?
2162	焼き土下座しかねーだろこれ	This is just an apologetic bow, right?
1922	焼きあご美味そう	The grilled neck looks delicious.
3236	焼き肉の匂いに耐えられないと公園バーベキュー禁止を求めた男性敗訴  より食欲を誘う結果に	“Man demanding a ban on public barbecues since he cannot stand the smell of grilled meat loses case.” More than anything, this made me hungry.
1493	焼肉ビビンバ味」	Sweet and salty meat with rice is gaining traction.
4231	焼肉屋店主、客にレバーを提供して、「焼いて」と言わなかったので捕まる	A Yakiniku shop owner was caught offering raw liver  to customers without letting them know that it must be grilled.
2765	焼肉屋店主、客にレバーを提供して、「焼いて」と言わなかったので捕まる  本能的に(生命の神秘)	The owner of a Yakiniku shop offered a customer liver, but was arrested because he didn't say "cook it"  Instinctually (the mysteries of life)
4231	焼肉屋行って冷麺食ったことないから知らん	I have only eaten cold noddles at yakiniku shops, so I didn't know yakiniku shops had to say that.
2208	たい焼き製造機みたいな変なレバー押して固定するまでが勝負！！	Victory or defeat will depend on getting this fixed by pushing a strange lever shaped like a taiyaki pancake.
3264	焼け跡から２遺体	There were 2 dead bodies from the burned remains.
1651	焼け跡から２遺体	Two bodies discovered in in ruins of fire.
122	照れるにゃあ	It makes me blush.
965	煽り運転したら射殺でいいのでは	Those who tailgate should be shot.
1037	でも煽られたら顔真っ赤にしちゃう	When taking the heat, their face turns bright red.
1108	ふぁっ熊出世したな	Fakkuma's getting really successful, huh?
2554	熊本出身・橋本愛も「薩摩弁」に苦労 「なじみがあると思ったら全然違った」  おいおい、来年のクドカン大河の前に出ちゃうのかよ！   しかも、不吉な嫁役	Kumamoto and Ai Hashimoto also struggled with "Satsuma dialect" because "it was totally different if I thought of familiarity." Okay, will you come out in from of the Kudokan Okawa next year! Moreover, an unlucky bride.
2451	燃やそう	Let's burn it.
293	燃え燃えー	Burn, burn!
2700	レガシー(爆弾)	Legacy (bombs)
3615	くまプー爆撃がすごかった	The bombardment of Winnie the Pooh's was amazing.
2408	爆発前も爆発後も同じことやってまた爆発して今度は菅はいないから東日本全域かな	Doing the same thing both before the explosion and after it, and now after the explosion Suga isn't here, so is all of Japan doomed?
3994	爆笑問題 太田光「岡村さんもうやめませんか」  挑発かと思った、謝罪だったか	Ota Hikaru of Bakusho Mondai  "Okamura, won't you stop already?"  I thought it was teasing, was it an apology?
2449	爆買いツアーが冷え込むな	I wonder if the big purchasing tours will freeze over
993	キティさん、またとんでもないものとコラボする  爪で戦えるな	Hello Kitty once again collaborates with something completely unexpected  You can fight with your claws, huh
69	リンゴ・スターさんに爵位授与 英王室、ビートルズ２人目  リンゴすった人か	Ringo Starr, second of The Beatles to be awarded title by the British royal family  Ringo Smoker?\\n\\n
3251	お父さんがクリスマスプレゼントされたい4K自撮りドローンを試してみた	Father tried out the 4K resolution picture taking drone that he wants to be \\ngiven as a present.
2520	父パンダにバレンタイン氷 家族かたどり 和歌山・白浜  そんだけ沢山子作りできるとはウラヤマシ	Father Panda Valentine's Ice, Family Molding, Wakayama・Shirahama Urayamashi can only make a few children
1093	父親嫌ってそう	They hate their fathers.
2404	うちの父親見る限りこれはマジだと思う	When I look at my father I feel like this is true.
3271	ベータテスト版」第3回が1月19日(金)11:00(予定)より実施！	It will be the first time buying since my first time with a computer and DOS.
1612	牛乳プリンを初めて食べたよ  牛乳プリン割と好き。  でもプリンはあまり好きじゃない。ゼリーは胃袋に くっついてるのがわかる上にそれがすごく気持ち 悪いので苦手。	I ate milk pudding for the first time. I kind of like milk pudding. But I don't really like pudding. Knowing that the gelatin sticks in my stomach makes it seems kind of gross, so I don't like it.
1776	牧原秀樹厚労副大臣が「全面テレビ公開で、公開リンチのようにやる」と野党を批判、のち撤回  一人じゃ戦えないいじめられっこ感が出ちゃっててワロタｗ	Hideki Makihara, Vice Minister of Health, Labor and Welfare criticises the opposition party by saying "a full television release would be just like a public lynching", but later withdraws this; Not being to fight by oneself and a sense of bullying has been revealed LOL
2237	物価上昇が影響	I asked Abe about it, and he said it is about rewards or punishments.
2898	物理博士による元号予想 仁行,健正,健文,健天,化平,元化,継明,順明,寛安,安仁,然安,和心  安部の「安」が入った元号になる予感	Expectations of the era by Physicists Jinko, Kensei, Kenbun, Kahei, Genka, Keimei, Jyunmei, Kanan, Yasuhito, Zenan, Washin, expect the new year designation to become denoted with Abe 's "An"
2510	ノーベル物理学賞受賞の中村氏「日本は研究者から選ばれない。上意下達が過ぎる」	Mr. Nakamura who won the Nobel Prize in Physics "researchers are not chosen from Japan.
2730	物理的によく飲めるなあ。	I can't believe he can physically drink that much.
535	物語「ひ	PV animation system project.
204	物議を醸した和田政宗議員の質問、議事録から削除される模様	Wada Masamune's question that sparked a controversy, appears to have been removed form the official record.
1083	物議を醸した和田政宗議員の質問、議事録から削除される模様  あの発言は無かった事に   政治家ほどちょろい稼業はないな   クズとカスが群れる訳だ	Looks like controversial question from Diet member Masamune Wada will be taken off the minutes  As if he never made the comment  There's no job as as lax as being a politician  A job that attracts either scum or dregs
446	「特例」など文言消える	Wording such as "special case" vanishes  Ministry of Truth━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!
1691	特別権力関係にあるのか	\\nIs he so especially influential?
1986	クールジャパン特区新設を 生産性革命で自民提言案  ニシキゴイ養殖如きでクールジャパンとかどんだけ	Cool Japan Special Zone Proposal by the Liberal Democratic Party for Productivity Revolution like Colored Carp cultivation, Cool Japan what a....
1990	特殊詐欺の「受け子」女子大生を逮捕、詐欺未遂の疑い「海外旅行が好きで、そのために借金をしていた」	Perpetrator Female College Student Arrested for Unique Scam, Suspected Fraud    "I liked traveling abroad, so I was in debt for that."
2618	特に理由はないけどここにロリブルマを貼っておく  あと107煩悩…	I don't really have a reason but I'll paste  lolita bloomers here and 107 more earthly desires...
1052	あっ特異点宗教の教祖だ	Its the founder of the singularity religion.
1021	犠牲獣は酷い	"Giseiju" is horrible.
1712	犬HKさん良かったですね、つぶれろ	Go out of business!
2366	ラブラドール犬の前脚に「キス」するライオン	A lion "kissing" the front leg of a Labrador.
4135	犬「いい感じの木の棒拾ってきたぞ！」  勢いあるいいバカ	dog "found a good looking stick"  an idiot with a lot of momentum
3978	犬の繁殖現場で見た「地獄」変えたくて 浅田美代子さん：朝日新聞デジタル  この上去勢されるとか拷問な人生、いや犬生だろ   これが奴隷の姿なんだよ 日本人の縮図	Asada Miyoko: I want to change the "hell" I saw at the breeding site of the dog : Asahi Shimbun Digital This is castrated or tortured life, no dog life. It is a slave figure. This is a microcosm of the Japanese.
510	なぜ犬は自分のうんちを食べる「ふん食家」になってしまうのか？  うんちくってる姿みると顔舐めてくるのがめっちゃ気分悪くなる	Why do dogs eat their own poop? Do they become poop eaters? It makes me really ill seeing them eat poop and then lick people's faces.
3696	犬の顔の飴が転がされてるとこなぜかメッチャおもろい	When the candy that's in the shape of the dog's face is being rolled around it's so funny for some reason.
2496	犬はどんな風に「自分自身」を認識している？	I wonder how dogs perceive themselves?
212	犬飼いたい育てたい共にいきたい、責任持って	Those who keep dogs are responsible.
3299	犯すよね	He would violate wouldn’t he.
3111	ツレを犯そう	I'm going to ravish my companion.
940	犯したい…	I want to really do it.
1364	そもそもリークが犯罪なのに取材源の秘匿でなんでも許されるなんて感覚が俺には全くわからん。」	I don't understand how even though the leak is a criminal act people will forgive anything due to protecting anonymity of sources."
4236	」状態だから…	That sort of condition...
13	ニチアサ狙ってるな	Aiming for Nichiase.
3026	狛江から国領まで路面電車あればいいのに	If only there were street cars from Komae to Kokuryo.
1459	独房じゃなくて双房じゃないか	They are no longer individual cells.
1403	独自発行の暗号通貨で配当しますので（えへ	(Heh)
1395	独身のまま35過ぎると病んでくる	Staying single past the age of 35 means something is wrong with you.
3484	猫と7か月間漂流、ポーランド人男性をインド洋で救助	Drifting with a cat for 7 months, a Polish man was saved in the Indian Ocean.
3487	キツネと猫	Fox and cat.
3487	猫サイドはそっけないなｗｗ	The cat side is curt lol
2221	猫 vs. ヘアブラシ  ×キュウリ   ×ヘアブラシ     太古の昔、猫の天敵だった生物って、毛虫系だったのかな。	Cat VS Hairbrush ×cucumber ×hairbrush I wonder if the cat's natural enemy in ancient times was some sort of hairy caterpillar....
2695	猫 vs. ヘアブラシ  ×キュウリ   ×ヘアブラシ     太古の昔、猫の天敵だった生物って、毛虫系だったのかな。	Cat vs. hairbrush. (x) cucumber (x) hairbrush. In the ancient past, I wonder if the mortal enemy of cats was hairy caterpillars.
1065	「猫バンバン」忘れるにゃ 「猫の日」にＪＡＦ呼びかけ  うーむ、年間 19 件か  JAF に連絡してないのもあるだろうし、  一般的にはどの程度可能性があるものなんだろう？	I forget 'bang bang cat.'  Or what the JAF have called 'cat day'.  This year, it appears there have been 19 cases that the JAF have not contacted.  Just what is happening?
363	あぁ～  猫だと思ったら栗だったのか	Ah~ I thought it was a cat and it was actually a water chestnut
1122	猫は本能的に高いところが好きらしい  猫ってタマヒュンしないのかな	It seems like cats like being in high places,  I guess cats do not tamahhyun
4379	こいぬです！わんわん！  猫派なんだ	I'm a doggy! Woof woof! I like cats.
949	るロリに献身(るろうに剣心)  ロリを斬るのか…	Dedicated to Ruloli (Rurouni Kenshin)  Do you cut pedophiles down?
2787	猿の浅知恵  霊長類が聴いて呆れるニャ	Monkey's shallow mind  I'm amazed that the monkeys are listening nya
1326	玉は拾ったが玉には当たらなかったか	The stone was picked up, but the stone wasn't hit?
1058	王笏は男根のメタファー	A scepter is a metaphor for a man's penis.
1266	マクドナルド、王者ダブチへの挑戦者「ダブダブチ」4枚ビーフでボリューム満点 ハンバーガー4個買ったほうが安い  嫌儲で有った「水はゼロ円で貰える」の画像思い出した。	McDonald's, Royal Double Cheeseburger new challenger "Double Double Cheeseburger". Four beef patties make for a maximum amount of food. Buying four hamburgers would be cheaper. It reminds me of the shady money making video about "getting water for free".
3501	現代でもT4作戦やってる国とかたまげるわ	I'm baffled that even in modern times there are countries that use T4 tactics.
1192	現代人の「復讐」は安易すぎる…あの国民的逸話が教えてくれること（諸田 玲子）  匿名のネットリンチのことけ      あんなん復讐ですらないやん	For modern humans, revenge is too easy... Teaching this folk tale (Reiko Monda).  Anonymous net links are not revenge.
3761	「もし、サザエとマスオが現代の高校生だったら」 カップヌードルの新CM第3段は“マスオの公開告白  マスオ早大卒サザエ短大でウーマンリブに浮かれてた設定だっけ	"If Sazae and Masao were highschoolers today". The new three part Cup Noodles commercials feature a festive setting with "Masao making a public confession of love, Masao graduating early, and Sazae studying women's lib at a junior college"
1974	現在こんなかんじ  今日の個人的力作はジャンプマンロゴかな	Recently this feeling, Todays personal masterpiece is the Jumpman logo.
331	現在進行形で黒田気が気じゃないだろうな	With the way things are going now it doesn't seem like it will be Kuroda.
12	現地に行きもせず、地元の人に話を聞きもせずネットだけで情報を集めてる人がまたdv入れてるけど、意見を書こうや	Not visiting the actual site, not speaking with locals, only gathering information online, and there's still the issue with the domestic violence, but I'll go ahead and write my opinion.
4039	アニメ『ポプテピピック』イベント、現場に人殺到で中止 公式が謝罪「危険な状況と判断」  K社も破壊してます	Anime "popte pipic" event, rush to the scene and abortion .  Official apology "dangerous situation judged" K company is also destroying
276	アニメ『ポプテピピック』イベント、現場に人殺到で中止 公式が謝罪「危険な状況と判断」  何やってもクソ	Anime "Pop Team Epic" event, stopped due to flood of people coming. Public apology. "We determined it was a dangerous situation." No matter what it's trash.
2734	現場で３人逮捕	3 people were arrested at the crime scene.
2908	トラブル？現場に日本刀	A Japanese sword was found on the scene.
3579	現場見ないと分からんわもう	\\nYou won’t understand unless you see the location.
1602	そりゃ現実にはドンブリ勘定じゃなくてチマチマやってるからさ	That's because for the real thing you can't just use rough estimates and keep inching along.
4155	現役女子校生ってどういう意味なんだ	What does meaning girls 'school students mean?
4055	現役女子校生ってどういう意味なんだ	What is the meaning of active female students?
2828	現役レースクイーン 「女性差別じゃなくて職業差別」  車でレースすること以外になにかあるの？  女の尻見に来てるやつ逆に邪魔だろ	Today's race queens say, "It's not discrimination against women, it's work discrimination." What work is there outside of racing your car? The guys going just to look at their behind are probably the problem.
3124	現時点では評価しづらい	As of now it is hard to evaluate.
2245	あんだけボラあって現物でも危険なのにFXって	With such high volatility even actual items are dangerous, but foreign exchange?
2838	現状、VRを一番うまく使っているのがエロ業界という事実  は？盗っ人猛々しいわ。AV業界は発案者にマージン払ってるのかよ	What do you think about the adult entertainment industry currently making the best use of VR? Only they could be so bold. Is the AV world the only ones with those kinds of margins?
3030	現状維持でしょ	Maintaining the status quo.
2333	現職稲嶺進は落選	Incumbent Inamine Susumu loses election.
3194	理三文一の足切り最低点低いな。	The Science 3 and Liberal Arts 1 minimum elimination scores sure are low.
3776	なお理事長はチャンネル桜発起人の梅沢重雄さん	Aaaahhhhhh!
4338	理由はないけどかなしー	I don't have a reason but I'm sad.
819	理由を徹底解説！	Thorough explanation of the reason!
1485	理由として「文書の本文は、ほとんど変わっていない」と	The reason I say this, is because the main text of the document has not changed much, so alterations are reasonable.
1255	理科の授業の実験中、使う必要のないマッチに火を付けた男子生徒に「おまえみたいなゴミがいると死人が出るんだよ、おまえが死ね」と言い、ノートで生徒の左頬をたたいた教師、怒られる	During experiment in science class, male student lights a match that is not needed for the experiment, teacher says, "Because of garbage like you people die, you should die", slaps student's left cheek with notebook, gets reprimanded.
1691	理解不足による指導が苦しみに	Guidance is tough because of our lack  of understanding.
1114	ビルス理論	Beerus theory
1573	理財局国有財産業務課職員で森友案件との関係は不明	The relation between this staff member that belonged to the Finance Division's General Affair Department of National Property and the Moritomo case are unknown.
2521	琴葉復帰嬉しくて新作を完全にスルーしたよ	I'm glad I returned to Kotoba and threw the new piece completely.
4414	琵琶湖の資源回復「魚の目線で」 大津でセミナー  魚の目線 上り 各駅	Restoring the natural resources of Lake Biwa. "Viewpoint of the fish." Seminar in Otsu. Viewpoint of the fish. Inbound. Stopping at every station.
3635	ちょっと瓦先輩俺と変わって	Hey, roof tiles, trade places with me.
3635	おっぱい瓦割り	Smashing a stack of roof piles with her boobs.
3375	「瓦礫の下から迫撃砲」デマ、実際は「迫撃砲弾」が存在していた  一般人にまでマジキチ殺人訓練させてた連中やしな	"Mortar from under the rubble" hoax, actually "mortar cannonball" did exist.
3223	甘利ちゃんみたいなことするのな	He's doing something like Amari would do.
354	甘利事件のリベンジ狙う	Revenging the Amari incident.
3652	甘利事件のリベンジ狙う 地検「アベ友」捜査拡大の可能性  あー知ってる  それ天皇	Aiming for revenge for the Amari Incident. District Public Prosecutor. "Abe's friend". Chance of expanded investigation. Ah, I know. That's the Emperor of Japan.
2705	もういいかげん甘利も捕まえてよ	Just catch Amari already.
2115	「甘え」に関する研究	Research into "dependence".
3516	「甘え」に関する研究	Research on “Amae.” Tension in the neck and shoulders leads to aches and head pain.
1145	生ぎたいっ！！！	!
2067	おばあちゃんライオンに「たてがみ」が生えてきた	A senior female lion has started getting "maned."
1756	さみしー…  生娘は自分のこと生娘って言わなそう	Samishi... Virgin girls seem like they don't want the fact that they are a virgin to be mentioned
461	「まるで生きる幽霊だ」	"Like a living ghost."
1933	生徒と交際で免職は「違法」、さいたま地裁「２人は将来を見据えて真剣に交際していた」「キスや抱擁以上の性的行為に及んでおらず、わいせつ性の程度は低い」	Saitama Court finds that forcing dismissal of a teacher for having relations with a student is illegal, claims that "The two were in a serious relationship with an eye to the future," "They did not engage in acts beyond kissing and hugging; the level of obscenity here is low."
2606	生放送にて委員長、(おそらくガチJKの)ピュアな女の子の前で飛田新地に行きたいと、飛田新地について語る  乳首つよく！	Head of a committee, on live broadcasting, talks about Tobita Shinchi in front of an innocent girl (perhaps Gachi JK), that he wants to go to Tobita Shinchi Nipples strong!
4237	どこに生えてるのか教えてけれ	Please tell me where these things grow.
2262	おばあちゃんライオンに「たてがみ」が生えてきた  やる気！元気！	The old woman lion hair style has sprung up. Eagerness! Energy!
1637	生活保護世帯の大学進学、一時金支給へ	University education for families on welfare, lump sum payment.
356	生活保護世帯が過去最多＝６カ月連続増－厚労省	Number of Households Receiving Welfare At Greatest Ever; Number Increases for 6th Month in a Row.
153	生活保護世帯が過去最多＝６カ月連続増－厚労省  こうけいきなのにふしぎだなー	The Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare reported an all time high number of life preservation households. They have been increasing for 6 months. That is strange because the economy is doing well.
3992	生活保護費	Social Welfare  "We can't keep going if it gets any lower!"
2426	生活保護費	Welfare money.
680	生活保護費、最大1割引き下げ検討	Cutting the cost of welfare by 10% at most is being considered.
1270	生活保護費、最大1割引き下げ検討	Welfare, consideration of up to 10% decrease.
1641	生活保護の銭削ってまで買うべきもんか？	Is this really something that should be purchased at the cost of reducing welfare?
2052	「生活保護ホットライン」で電話を受けてみた ～ 生活保護の当事者とは、どういう人々なのか？  記事読んでないのバレちった	I received a phone call at "Welfare Hot Line" What kind of people are living on welfare? It came out that I haven't read the articles.
3655	これ生き物だと思う笑	I think this is a creature LOL.
3724	生理中と火曜日の女子は川を渡るべからず	Girls on their period or on a Tuesday must not cross the river.
1722	「生理のときも怖くてトイレに行けない」と女性たちが訴える、難民キャンプで起きていること	Women at refugee camps often report,"even when menstruating, it's so scary I can't go to the bathroom."
308	「生きてもいいですか？」生活保護引き下げ反対デモの参加者に聞いた本音  就労可能かどうかと実際働いてるかどうかは別だろ   仮に実際働いてても給料が安過ぎれば当然保護対象	"Is it okay if we live?" The true intentions of those protesting a reduction in welfare. Being able to work or not and actually working or not are two separate issues. Even if somebody is actually working, if the pay is too low then of course they'll be a candidate for welfare.
4047	カキの生産量日本一を誇る広島県 牡蠣の字だけを練習する漢字ドリル「牡蠣とり帳」を小学校に配布へ  バカニュー向け	Hiroshima prefecture produces the most oysters. A textbook to practice just the kanji for oyster "oyster practicing book" has been sent to the elementary schools in the area.
1036	生簀が割れたのかな	The fish holding tank is cracked.
1126	ヤフコメとかだと、生コンの話しかしてないな。工作員が忙しい。	The agent is busy.
1358	産経報道「沖縄２紙は黙殺」	Sankei report.
1738	産経新聞、橋下徹、長谷川豊……朝日「森友文書スクープ」に手の平返しの人々  それじゃツマランｗ	Sankei Shimbun, Toru Hashimoto, Yutaka Hasegawa... Asahi "Mori Document Swoop" people in the palm of the hand... Just pointless lol
3576	産経新聞が「米兵が日本人救助」を報じないと沖縄2紙を猛攻撃するもデマと発覚し自爆	The threat of attacking two Okinawa newspapers ferociously if Sankei newspaper did not report about “American military financially helping Japanese people” was found to be fake.\\nI laughed about it.
1358	産経の謝罪記事は？	An accident on a motorway in December last year.
2355	産経と足立のボケが辻元の口利き疑惑とかって言ってる件っぽいね	It seems like a case where the stupidity of Sankei and Adachi brought into question Tsujimono's clever words.
1088	産総研、ネット遮断１か月続く「恥ずかしい」 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  経費とかの計算端末ってだいたいネットから離した端末使って処理してるもんじゃないんだ  スマホで経費申請できるシステムみたいなのでも開発してたんだろうか	National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology, online quarantine continues for one month "Shameful": Society: YOMIURI ONLINE. Calculations for expenses and such are not generally done with machines that are separated from the internet. Even expense report systems that can be done from a smartphone are probably being developed.
3864	産総研、ネット遮断１か月続く「恥ずかしい」  あの電総研の後継にあたる研究所って考えると、ねぇ…	Sansouken, Internet down for one month. "It's embarrassing". Considering the research institute which is the successor of that Densouken research institute ...
4429	スケベ用椅子	Lewd chair.
3099	それ用に特化したチップが出ればゲーム用はどんと値崩れするのでは	If there was a specific chip for that then would not the prices for those made specifically for gaming drop drastically?
2346	“ゲームを用いて社会貢献した研究”に贈られるFOST賞が発表	Announcement by FOST Awards, which are given for "research using games to contribute to society".
3748	田中みな実“心の闇”明かす 年２回の盗聴器検査 スマホＡＩと会話  まだアル中モデル出した放送事故寸前だった回よりは   まだまともだった	Tanaka Minami shares the "darkness in her heart". Twice a year listening device scan, conversations with smartphone AI. Things were better just before the incident with appearing as a model on a broadcast while under the influence of alcohol.
3169	田崎史郎が御用批判に対して「いずれ書く」と失笑の言い訳	Tazaki Shiro responds to criticism with the excuse, "Regardless, I'll write" and laughing inappropriately.
3999	田崎史郎とケント・ギルバートに自民党からカネが支払われていた！	Money from the LDP was paid to Shiro Tazaki and Kent Gilbert!
1066	田崎史郎とケント・ギルバートに自民党からカネが支払われていた！ 政治資金収支報告書で発覚  旅費だけで講演料入ってないのはおかしくね？田崎本人に講演料をどう貰ったのか聞きたいわ	Shirō Tazaki and Kent Gilbert paid money to the Democratic Party! This came to late through a political fund income and expenditure report. Ain't it weird that the only thing not on his lecture's fee was travel expenses? I'd like to hear from Tazaki himself how he got his lecture's fee.
2411	田舎の婆ちゃんが漬けてる塩っぱいやつが北のキムチ的な感じか	Maybe the super salty pickled plums my granny in the countryside makes are like the kimchi in North Korea.
2894	田舎のおっさんに泣いてキレた話  都会やな  俺がガキの頃は盆正月葬式などそれなりの出来事があれば近所の人も顔出してきたもんだが  今は空き家もあるほどすっかり過疎だ	The day after the next day of crying to the old bumpkin man is also an important day, but I'm tired so I'm going home. Mimi, you have first hand experience on this right? 😊 This finished story Is of the city. The day after the next day of me being a kid is also an important day, but I'm tired so I'm going home. Mimi, you have first hand experience on this right? 😊 was the time of the Bon New Year Funeral and if there were such events the neighbor might have also shown their face. But now it's just a vacant house that is alienated.
2093	しょうがいこうせいねんきんがでた  申請大変だった？申立書書くのとか  俺は子供の頃と成人してからで診断名変わってて転院もした  年金申請するとしたら面倒だから社労士使おうかな	I got disability employees pension Was it hard to apply? Like writing application In my case my diagnosis name was different and I switched hospitals I may use Certified social insurance labor consultant If I apply for the pension since it's a lot of trouble
1137	ネ申降臨  これは昔なら宗教始まりますわ	The arrival of god  If it were still the olden days, this would start a religion
205	こればかりは男にはわからんですわ…	Yes, so men understand this?
2534	男「……」（今ココで俺がりんごを叩き落したらどうなるんやろ）	Boy "......" (What if she drops the apples now) Why did this Malfoy's ear get pinned down at the end?
205	男の作った女らしさという抑圧からの解放への一歩	Women can  wear slacks as part of their uniform.
3515	ＡＶ男優たちの“初汁（はじしる）”終了に女性ファンたちが悶絶！「私たち、汁ロスなんです…」  これは実話	Men in adult videos had their “first soup” and the women “moaned in agony at the end!” “We lost our soup.” This is a true story.
2385	ＡＶ男優への恐喝未遂容疑、関東連合の元幹部ら逮捕  AV女優が好きだったんじゃね(適当)	Suspicion of extortion against a male adult video star, arrest made at former headquarters of Kantou Rengou crime group. Did he like a female adult video star? (Suitable reason)
3888	男児が帰宅途中、男に「ピザポテトがいいか？じゃがりこにするか？」と声をかけられた、という事案	A boy on his way home, he was asked by man "Do you want Pizza potato?
2855	男の娘（40歳）  バジイや	A man wearing woman's clothing (40 year old) Bajiiya
1647	男の娘（40歳）	Effeminate male (40 years old).
4322	“男の子の将来の夢” 1位は15年ぶりに「学者・博士」 | NHKニュース  仮面ライダー社畜BLACKとかゆ゛る゛さ゛ん゛！゛	"Scholar/doctor" is the number 1 for "boys' future dreams" for the first time in 15 years. NHK News. If it's something like Kamen Rider or company farmer BLACK I. Will. Not. Accept.!
571	“男の子の将来の夢” 1位は15年ぶりに「学者・博士」 | NHKニュース  俺ボーパルバニーになるわ	NHK News: Boys' future dreams: in number one is "scholar/doctor/Phd," for the first time in 15 years. I'd rather stick to growing up to be a Vorpal Bunny, myself...
632	“男の子の将来の夢” 1位は15年ぶりに「学者・博士」 | NHKニュース  御用学者かな	"Scholar / doctor" is first place in "Boys' dream job" for the first time in 15 years | NHK news scholars
568	男子は幼い。中1男子の精神年齢は女子の小5レベルらしい。  どおりで女はババアクサイのか	Men are immature. It seems that girls are 5 levels above the mental age of boys.  Does that mean that girls smell like old ladies?
2697	男の子は日常生活中でもエロイこと考えてすぐおちんちんが、勃起するけど	Even during everyday life, if a boy thinks erotic thoughts his penis will quickly become erect.
4155	男子校や共学じゃないのだろう	It is not boys' school or collaboration's.
4410	男子生徒と性交渉を行ったとして公立中の女性教諭（２３）を懲戒免職処分	Female teacher (23) at public middle school fired for having sexual relations with a male student.
3903	男子生徒にキスやＬＩＮＥで「抱きしめて」 ４０代女性教諭を懲戒免職  なぜ女性教諭の行為がタイトルに選ばれた？   ２：１で男性教諭の方が懲戒処分が多いのに	Kissing male students and sending "hug me" on LINE disciplinary offense charged to a female teacher in their 40s. Why was the action of a female teacher chosen as a title? Men teachers are more disciplined by 2: 1 ratio
1021	男性の乳首に関して腐女子同士が戦争!?	Women who like manga with male homosexuality fighting about male nipples!?
2110	さいきん男性誌読むのにはまってる。WIREDとか	I like recently am hooked reading men's magazine.
3028	ベトナム男性「説明なかった」	Those who try to overwrite history have no issue doing things like this, so it's not just their conscience but also their intellect that's in question.
3622	男のにやけを抑えられない感じ好き	I like the stuff where the male homosexual partner can't be restrained.
2450	男は狼なのよ	Boys are wolves.
3075	ダメな男はジャケットの着こなしを知らない  こういうの間に受けるやつ が一番、ダメ	hopeless men will not know how to wear a jacket well.  Those who take these kinds of phrases seriously are the most hopeless.
634	男のキャスターら賃金の男女格差解消を求める同じ立場の女性らの訴えに賛同し、女性差別によって不当に得た賃金を自主的に返還	We agree with ending gender disparity in wages.
3025	男鹿・飯ノ森地区で復活	Revived in Iinomorwi District in Oga.
2336	町会に任せつつも有料って酷いな	Leaving it to the city is one thing, but making it a paid service is brutal.
45	町にいる外人の募金詐欺を二人無視したけどもしかしたら道を聞きたい人がいたかもしれない  それそれ	Two people ignored a fundraising scam on foreigners in the town, but maybe there are those who want to know how it is done.
1898	町議が中学生をひき逃げか	A town councilor running over a middle school student in a hit and run accident?
972	町議がヘイトスピーチ、福島瑞穂に対し在日コリアンと決め付けSNSに「股裂き刑したい」  維新の人や百田と同じ病気だね  構ってもらいたくてネトウヨビジネスに足を突っ込むと抜け出せなくなる   追記:思い出した 足立だ	The town council at Mizuno, Fukushima  has determined that picking on Korean residents and saying 'I want to tear you apart' on social media, is hate speech. It's Restoration people and those with the same illness as Momota, eh?  \\nI should be concerned about this.  If I give the netouyo business the boot, I may not be able to get out.  PS: I remembered.  Its Adachi.
3410	【画像】ホリエモンがZOZOスーツを着ると水に濡れた犬のようになることが判明  出所後ジムいってたんじゃねーのかよ   なんだこのみっともない体は…	[Image] It turns out that Horiemon wearing a ZOZO suit looks like a wet dog  You didn't go to the gym afterwards  What is this shameful body...
1846	(画像あり)「中国のガッキー」インスタで話題沸騰	(Picture included) “China’s Gakkii” is an instant hot topic.
3710	ジャニーズがやっとネットでの画像使用を解禁したらしいっすね	It looks like Johnny's finally lifted its ban on photos on the Internet.
2228	【画像】学歴による社会の分断	[Image] Social selection by educational background.
317	画像貼ったらまたいろんなとこで晒し者にされるからはらないです、、	When I paste an image, I don't want so many things to be exposed.
3056	アイコン&ヘッダ画像で風評被害キャラを増産していくスタイル	We're going with a style of producing harmful rumors with headers and icons.
2827	バルテュスって、そういう画家だからなー	Balthus is that kind of artist.
1460	画面割れてんのバレないのにねぇ	When I took a screenshot and forwarded the image, I wasn't exposed for having a cracked screen.
472	アメリカのケモナー界でネトウヨ勢力が拡大しているらしい  ケモナーで右翼とかきしょい・・・痛きしょい・・・（辛辣）	It seems like right wing influence is spreading among fans of Kemono Friends in the US. It's sickening that right wingers and such are mixing with Kemono Friends... Painful and sickening... (bitter)
701	アメリカのケモナー界でネトウヨ勢力が拡大しているらしい  マジかよあにゃまる探偵キルミンずぅ最低だな	It seems that the influence of right wingers is icreasing in the world of American furries  Seriously, Anyamaru Tantei Kiruminzuu is the absolute worst
2119	ネトウヨ界に新星が現れたと話題 希望の党幹事 橋本琴絵さん「結局、『愛』って脳のどこからくるのかといえば前頭葉だと思う。つまり、愛国心がないとは理性もないし、未来予測能力もないから株もFXも勝てないし、空間認識能力もないからスポーツも争いも弱くて、女の子から好かれる要素皆無になると思う。これが『愛国心がない』って状態」  だ大丈夫か	New face among online right wingers gains traction. Desired party head Hashimoto Kotoe "In the end, when it comes to where in the brain 'love' comes from, I think it's the frontal lobe. In other words, if you don't love your country then you have no sense of reason, and you also have no ability to think about the future so you won't be able to do well at stocks or foreign exchange, and because you lack spatial awareness you will also be weak at sports and fighting, and you'll be lacking the things that make you popular with girls. That is what it means to 'not love your country'." Is, is she okay?
1092	ネトウヨ界に新星が現れたと話題 希望の党幹事 橋本琴絵さん「結局、『愛』って脳のどこからくるのかといえば前頭葉だと思う。つまり、愛国心がないとは理性もないし、未来予測能力もないから株もFXも勝てないし、空間認識能力もないからスポーツも争いも弱くて、女の子から好かれる要素皆無になると思う。これが『愛国心がない』って状態」  おう、島崎ひとみと違うから注意な   愛なんて前頭葉とか忠義心とか小難しいこと言わないでこんな語り口でいいんだよ	The 'neto Uyo' right wing bloggers are talking about a rising star, Kota Hashimoto, party secretary hopeful.  "In the end, the place in the brain where love comes from is the frontal lobe.  So if you have no love of your country, then then you have no rationality.  You have no ability to predict the future, so can't win on the stock market or FX. No spacial awareness, so you are weak at sports.  There is nothing about you that women would like.  That's what it means if you say you don't love your country. "  This is different from Hitomi Shimazaki, so be careful.  So is love located in the frontal lobe or the heart?  Its difficult to say.  But its a good story.
3945	ネトウヨ界に新星が現れたと話題 希望の党幹事 橋本琴絵さん「結局、『愛』って脳のどこからくるのかといえば前頭葉だと思う。つまり、愛国心がないとは理性もないし、未来予測能力もないから株もFXも勝てないし、空間認識能力もないからスポーツも争いも弱くて、女の子から好かれる要素皆無になると思う。これが『愛国心がない』って状態」  電極つけた愛国ヘッドギア売ってくるぞ	Participant Secretary Hashimoto Kotoe, a topic hopeful that a nova appears in the Nettouyo world "In the end, I think that" love "comes from the brain as a frontal lobe, that is, there is no reason to say that there is no patriotism, Since there is no stock or FX, neither sports nor competition is so good, so I think that it will be completely absent from the girls' favorite elements.This is "state of no patriotism" "Patriotic headgear with attached electrode"  I will sell Head gear.
3758	略すとkawaii?	My reaction "Why is there something dirty written here..." (Kuri can also mean clitoris) Do they think it's cute to abbreviate it?
756	番付に乗る程度には意識低い	I'm not very high in the rankings.
2225	番付表に載れそうな逸材やな	This talent seems like it could crack the top rankings.
1585	そうそう番宣多いよねＢＳ１１だと	BS 11 has a lot of those promos.
3524	テレビ番組で放送された外国人労務問題でジャパンイマジネーションがコメント発表  マジかよ郷ひろみ最低だな	Japan Imagination commented on the foreign labor problem that was broadcasted on a television program. Really? Hiromi Gou is the worst.
813	異世界転生物アニメブームはもう過ぎたのか？	Has the anime boom where people are reincarnated in parallel universe being overdone?
3881	異常位を試すしかない	I must try other positions.
2016	異様に長いURLから余分なゴミを自動で削除してシェアできる機能がGoogle Chromeに搭載される  アマゾンは製品名のところも削れるんだが   /dp/ とASINだけで通る    まあいつ変わるか分からんからサポートしないのだろうが	A function that can automatically delete unwanted garbage from unusually long URLs and share them, is now installed on Google Chrome.  Amazon has cut off the product name, but is only showing the /dp/ and ASIN.  I don't know when it will change so I won't report it.
2328	なんという異色なサブレだ	It's kind of a unique subreddit.
3947	【テザー疑惑】新規USDT発行直後にビットコイン価格上昇の傾向 匿名レポートが市場操作の可能性指摘  テザーの存在意義がわからんかったが   やっぱscamか	[Tether doubts] Bitcoin price rises immediately after issuance of new USDT  Anonymous report indicates possibility of market manipulation  I didn't understand the reason for tether's existence in the first place  Is it a scam after all?
4200	ふともものじんわりとした疲労が抜けない	Bicycle fatigue can not eased on my fat thigh.
3473	ふともものじんわりとした疲労が抜けない	The gradual fatigue that has accumulated in the thighs won't recede.
3526	ふともものじんわりとした疲労が抜けない  卑猥よ！	I can’t relax my sweaty worn out thighs.\\nIt is obscene!
2106	ふともものじんわりとした疲労が抜けない  銭湯入って疲労回復しよ	Tender tiredness on my thighs doesn't go away Let's recharge by going to public bath
2968	おもろいけど疲れるし痛い	It's interesting, but tiring and painful as well.
1679	それたぶんうつ病だわ	Perhaps it is depression.
1406	【ガチ】うつ病の人は「鬱語」を話していることが言語分析で判明！ 「絶対に～」「必ず～」を連発する人は危険!?  でも結局は～   どうせ最後には～   ほらやっぱりこうなんだ～	Relatable: speech analysis can detect people with depression saying "depressive" words. Are people who constantly utter "totally" and "always" marked for depression? "But ultimately..." "After all..." "It always turns out like this..."
2281	うつ病を磁気刺激で治す 「rTMS療法」薬事承認 認副作用少なく、3割強に効果  三割が再発ねぇ	Depression can be cured with magnetic stimulus. Recognized by Pharmaceutical affairs with few noticeable side affects, 30% feel strong effects. I bet 30% won't feel it again.
2383	病院でもらった皮膚用の薬がめちゃめちゃ効く	The topical medicine I got at the hospital is super effective.
3158	かかとが痛い	My heel hurts.
672	いいから痩せろ	Its good, so get thinner.
2089	“痩せられない職場”で10kg増の20代男性の苦悩――職場の環境が健康を左右する	Struggle of a man in his 20's who gained 10kg at a "workplace where you can't lose weight" The work environment determines your health.
1218	痩身願望の痩せてる子は少しだけ脂肪がつくような生き方をしたほうがいいし、痩身願望のデブはそんなんどうでもいいから運動して食事内容ちょっとだけ見直せばええねん	People who want to be slim and already are should live so that they gain just a little fat at a time, and people who want to be slim but are fat should just do exercise of any kind and watch what they eat a bit.
3220	どさくさ痴漢は何人かしてるだろ	A lot of people probably fondled her during the confusion.
4436	痴漢するときって勃起してないって話もあるし、どうなのかな、と。	Some say that when they grab a woman they are not erect, but I wonder.
1558	マミさんと痴漢プレイ  右下の煽りがこってりしてると思った(こなみ	Molestation play with Mami. I thought the lower right angle was strong. (Konami)
1593	痴漢がしやすい≠捕まりにくい	Easy to molest ≠ hard to get caught.
3618	痴漢さん、ネット掲示板で仲間を集めて４人で一人の女性を痴漢するというエロ漫画みたいなことをしてしまう  漢を冠したジョブをこなすからには   裸一貫で事に当たり潔く散れ	A molester uses an online message board to recruit allies, and four of them together assault a woman in something you'd expect from an erotic manga. After the job is complete they disperse.
1807	痴漢やレイプが擁護される一方これが叩かれるJの掟	Rape and molestation are protected by law, but what about the J law for this?
1920	「痴漢っていうのはね、被害者の証言だけで有罪になるんだよ」痴漢冤罪を描くスペシャルドラマ「白日の鴉」がテレビ朝日で1/11(木)夜8時放送！  人権無い国だからね	"You know, molesters can be convicted with a single testimony from the victim." Hakujitsu no Tsuru, a special drama about a person falsely accused of molestation, airs at 8PM on 1/11 on TV Asahi! Let's face it, we have no human rights in this country, that's why molesters run rampant.
3530	痴漢で逮捕されたゆうちゃんの親族「殺されてもかまわない」  日本三大祐輔の一人	The family of Yuu, whom was arrested for lewd behavior, stated,” I don’t mind if he gets killed.”  Yuutsuke is one of the “big three” in Japan.
954	発信源は今井尚哉首相秘書官か	I wonder if the source of this is the Minister's secretary  Imai Takaya?
1059	発売23年目にして“多くのイベントをスルー”して進める大バグが見つかる	After 23 years on sale,  and numerous events, a huge bug was found.
1589	発売23年目にして“多くのイベントをスルー”して進める大バグが見つかる	Having been available for sale for 23 years, this runner has attended many events and discovered a huge bug.
3200	これ発売日に買ったけど酷かったなぁ	I bought this on release day, but it was pretty awful.
3156	つまようじボーガン発射、顔に突き刺した疑い ２人逮捕  爪楊枝って生身で攻撃力高いのに 発射だなんて	Two people arrested on suspicion of firing a toothpick crossbow, piercing victim's face. To think that toothpicks would have such a high offensive ability, and actually firing them.
3089	発明等で環境改善に協力した人も殺す。	It would even kill the people that cooperate in bettering the environment.
243	発行し終わったら価値自体が跳ね上がって小数点がどんどん小さくなっていくのかな……？	When the issue is finished, the actual price jumps, and maybe the decimal point gets smaller and smaller....
1435	発表から14年の時を経てリメイクされる「ゆめにっき」──その不安と謎に溢れた魅惑的な世界  ゆめ2っきはそんな面子でちまちまやって  今じゃとんでもなく大きな世界になったね	Yume Nikki, now remade 14 years after its original release. The appeal of its worldview, so uncertain and full of mystery. Yume Nikki is actually quite compact. Now it's grown into a massive scope.
1691	発達障害の子「死ねば分かった？」	'A child with a developmental abnormality'\\nDo you know if he is dead?'
1387	ワカメは発達障害、リスカを繰り返す	Wakame is mad and repeatedly cuts his wrists.
4220	発達障害を食事やミネラルで改善しましょうというお話には気をつけて（成田崇信）  もっと大手を想像していたのだけど出汁売りとは   牛乳危険の連中なんかも芋蔓式で出てくるんだね  参考になったよ、ありがとう	I was thinking about improving the developmental disorder with meals and minerals (Takunobu Narita) I imagined a bigger one, but those with false and fraud comes out naturally and automatically, thanks for the reference.
3255	発電用なら条件の良い回転数と負荷で運転できる	With an electric system, one can drive with convenient Rotational speed\\nand load.
2821	「ユーチューバーチップス」登場 人気YouTuberのカード付き  VTuberチップスも出して&hearts;	"YouTuber chips" appear  Including cards of popular YouTubers  VTuber chips are also coming out &hearts;
1296	「ユーチューバーチップス」登場 人気YouTuberのカード付き  ユーチューバー罪でたいほ	Introduction of "YouTuber chips"  Including cards of popular YouTubers
2399	「ユーチューバーチップス」登場 人気YouTuberのカード付き  ・・・誰得よ？   ああ、開封系動画好きな人の需要か！	The arrival of "YouTuber Chips". With cards of popular YouTubers... Who is this for? Ah, requested by people who like blind buys and videos!
482	登美丘高ダンス部キャプテン大ブレーク！伊原六花が女優デビューへ	Hirokane Tomi dance club captain, big break!
2331	白人「俺はホワイトだよ」黒人「俺はブラックだよ」  アジアは白も黒も黄色もいる	White person "I am white". Black person "I am black". In Asia there is white, black, and yellow.
4412	「なんだこれ白人のおっさんすげえ！」→「いやどうやって撮ったかを考えると黒人のおっさんすげえ！」→「両方すげえ！」ってなる動画  →日本すごい！→俺すごい！	"Wow, this white dude is amazing!" → "Nah, if you think about how it was filmed the black dude is amazing!" → "They are both amazing!" That sort of video → Japan is amazing! → I am amazing!
228	白票水増し、再発防止へ第三者委	The white paper from the Third Party Committee to prevent recurrence has been watered down.
2056	白鵬のかち上げしかり、ルール上ではセーフでも悪く見えるようにしたら負け	You lose if you make it look bad even if the rule says it's legal, just like Hakuho's forearm strike.
1499	白鵬、優勝  白鵬が貴ノ岩を豪快に吊り落し、土俵に這う貴ノ岩の顔面を踏みつける。    騒然とする場内。    突然溜りの審判席に座る貴乃花が立ち上がり土俵上へ・・・    無言のままおもむろに帯をほどき紋付袴を脱ぐ貴乃花。    着物の下からはあの漆黒の廻しを締めた筋骨隆々の肉体が現れる。    止めようとする旭鷲山の前褌を掴み豪快に土俵下に投げつける貴乃花。     そのまま仕切り線で四股を踏み右手を着いて白鵬に対峙する貴乃花。    「さぁ来い！朝青龍！」    場内総立ち。白鵬コール、貴乃花コールで国技館が揺れる。    ＮＨＫはニュース延期でこの世紀の一番の放送を決定。	Haku Ho is victorious after body slamming Noiwa and trampling on his face as he crawled in the arena. Sitting in the abrupt gathering trial seat referees rise to the ring... Nohana unwinds the band as if to speak without saying a word and takes off the crested hakama. From the bottom of the kimono you will see the flesh of the ridiculous muscles tightened against the jet black loincloth. Nohana grabs the front of Kyokushusan and splendidly throws him to the ground of the arena. Nohana stomped on the line as is and confronted haku ho's stomping on his right hand. "Oi, Come on blue dragon!" standing on the arena in unison. Haku ho and Nohana call and shake the Tokyo sumo Hall.  NHK decides this as the best broadcast of this century by postponing the news
4413	白鵬問題ありそうな技技使うなよ(ルール上は問題なし)→	If things continue like this with one absentee after another then sumo will crumble both as a national sport and as a tradition.
1363	白鵬さんが「モンゴリアンチーム」と書かれたジャージで登場に日本のみなさんがお怒りらしい	Hakuho appears wearing "Mongolian Team" jersey, Japanese people outraged.
1578	白鵬さんが「モンゴリアンチーム」と書かれたジャージで登場に日本のみなさんがお怒りらしい  出ました！日本相撲協会気取り！	I heard that Mr. Hakuho angered everyone in Japan by coming on stage with a jersey that said "Team Mongolia." There it is! The pretension of the Japan Sumo Association.
4413	白鵬、稀勢の里休場。このままガチンコが続けば休場者続出で国技も伝統も崩壊。それでいいのか？(山田順)	Hakuho, Kisenosata absent from sumo tournament.
139	白鵬、稀勢の里休場。このままガチンコが続けば休場者続出で国技も伝統も崩壊。それでいいのか？(山田順)	Hakuho, Kisenosato absent.
3680	白鵬、稀勢の里休場。このままガチンコが続けば休場者続出で国技も伝統も崩壊。それでいいのか？(山田順)  じゃあ、だから八百長OKでとかいう事にするのならソレはオカシイよね	Hakuho and Kisenosato withdraws from competition. If the dispute goes on, more sumo wrestlers will withdraw and the national sport and tradition will crumble. Are you okay with that? (Jun Yamada). But if they start match fixing then that's messed up too.
2139	白鵬、稀勢の里休場。このままガチンコが続けば休場者続出で国技も伝統も崩壊。それでいいのか？(山田順)  そら曙も負けますわ	Hakuho, Kisenosata absent from tournament. If sumo continues like this with one absent wrestler after another then it will be finished as both a national sport and a tradition. Is that okay? (Yamada Jun) Look, Akebono lost as well.
1590	あれから百年	Announcing that 2 generations are both 100 years old is rather charming.
2153	おにぎらず、的な	Like onigirazu.
1824	皆さんにザッハトルテに関する大切なお願いがあります	I have an important request concerning Zaha Torte.
365	皆さんにザッハトルテに関する大切なお願いがあります  あーザッハトルテね、はいはいザッハトルテザッハトルテ	I have an important request for everyone regarding Sachertorte  Ah, Sachertorte, yes, yes, Sachertorte, Sachertorte
1530	皆さんにザッハトルテに関する大切なお願いがあります	There is an important request for everyone regarding sachertorte.
1803	皇居ランは健康に逆効果？説を検討（福田芽森）	The imperial palace run is actually bad for your health?
2754	皿に出してつけて喰ってたら殺されんの	If you put it on your plate and eat it after putting it on will you get killed.
3066	ブロッコリー３０キロ盗んだ疑い男逮捕	A guy that was suspected of stealing 30kg.
4087	盗んだ装甲車(APC)でコンビニに突っ込みワインを盗んだノーモラルなロシア男を逮捕  まるでネタにしてくれと言わんばかりの事件   ~~フレアーがわぁいじゃないのが少々残念~~	With the stolen armored car (APC)  they crashed into the convenience store and stole wine. The Russian thief with no morals was arrested, he was asking for it.
303	【目標】今日中に簡単なゲーム作って遊べるようにする	[Objective] Today I will build a simple game and make it playable.
1150	目がくりくりして猿っぽいよねこの子	“I did all that I could do.” Her eyes\\nlook very monkey like.
2755	これエロ目的の絵なの？	Is this painting meant to be erotic?
3272	目瞑ると怖いの見える……	When I close my eyes I see something scary.
2858	おっぱいに目が行っちゃうよね  ソ、ソンナコトナイヨー	Eyes tend to go towards boobs, nothing like that
2704	目を隠すだけでドエッチになるのは何故なの？	Why does it become erotic just by hiding the eyes?
1575	目を隠すだけでドエッチになるのは何故なの？  ド＝とても	Why is it that just closing your eyes makes things super erotic?
4397	目を離したらホースがずれた	When not being watched a hose came loose.
849	めっちゃ目がかゆいし鼻がつまる	My eyes become itchy and my nose gets stuffy.
3785	スクープ直後に内調トップと 安倍首相が朝日“ネタ元”潰し  これ財務省の単独犯じゃなくて、文科省の前川さん＠中曽根の親戚みたいに、   バックに自民党内の暗闘があるんでしょ？   野党だけじゃこんなリーク出ないやろ	Just after the scoop, top cabinet members and Prime Minister Abe squash Asahi's "story". This is not a rogue act by the Ministry of Finance, and Maekawa of the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology seems to be a relative of Nakasone, so there has to be a secret feud behind the scenes in the Liberal Democratic Party, right?
3107	スタート直後に転倒した北朝鮮の選手が渡邊選手のブレードに手をかける	The participant from North Korea who tripped shortly after starting puts his hand on Watanabe's blade.
1480	これ直立不動でもたぶん小物に見えるもん	Perhaps he is too insignificant even to stand to attention and not move.
1535	相互リンク募集中	Recruiting mutual linking
3306	これ相当安いで	This is rather cheap.
3181	それも相手七歳…	And she was seven years old...
1933	相手も察しているだろう察していてくれ	I'm sure the other party realizes, but let them.
3606	相手の男性死亡	Death of other man.
2115	相手が真意を汲んでくれることが前提みたいなね	It seems like the other person sympathizing with your intentions is a prerequisite.
2046	相手が頂上に白くま載せたあと亀来ると勝利を確信するよね	I’m convinced of my victory when a turtle comes up after the opponent has put a white bear on top.
3360	相撲とかいう時代遅れの競技を救うにはもう女相撲を解禁するしかないだろ  はっけよーい！　しこったしこったしこった！（激うまギャグ）	In order to save sumo wrestling, we have no choice but to put an end to female sumo wrestling.  Hakkeyoi!  It got hard! It got hard! It got hard!  (Gekiuma gag)
3770	相撲理事候補選	Sumo director election.
526	バグが相次いだApple、OSのアップデートスケジュールを見直し。今後2年間は不具合の修正に集中  ハードもOSも自前なのにバグるの？	Buggy Apple OS to Revise in Updates.\\nApple will Concentrate on Fixing Bugs Over the Next 2 Years\\nIsn't the hardware and OS bugginess at their own expense?
342	アップルに相次ぐOSのバグは、その信頼と品質に「黄信号」を灯す──専門家たちが指摘する「根深い問題」｜WIRED.jp  昔から品質云々で購入してる人って居なかったよね  オサレっていうのと信心で保ってるようなものだったじゃん	Continuous bugs from Apple should trigger a 'Yellow alert' over reliability and quality. Experts have explained that this is a deep rooted problem.  | WIRED.jp. Numbers of purchasers have been falling off for a long time.  Those that remain must be because of loyalty to the brand.
2014	相次ぐ北朝鮮漁船の漂着の背景に金正恩政権のプロパガンダも	The Kim Jong administration sets the scene for their propaganda; one North Korean boat drifting ashore after another.
467	県警６年半で４０人発見…擦れ違った瞬間の感覚	The prefectural police have found 40 such people in 6 and a half years.
1358	県警も「確認できず」	[Okinawa 2nd paper remains silent].
1300	県議１３人、海外視察報告書ほぼ同じ…変換ミスまで一致	Prefectural assembly of 13 people, overseas inspection reports almost identical...
325	県議１３人、海外視察報告書ほぼ同じ…変換ミスまで一致  全国でやってるとｵﾓｳ  だからって許さない	13 people of the prefectural assembly, overseas inspection reports are almost exactly the same  It's merely a coincidence due to conversion errors  They're doing it all over the country I think  So I won't forgive it
3230	「ガンバリマス」ってジムの真似だぞ	Seems like he’s trying to be like the “ganbarimasu” guy.
2183	これは真似してやる人多そう	I bet a lot of people will try to copy this.
4360	ノーモラの真似でいいのに独自色だすようなものじゃない	An imitation of Nomora is OK but it's something to bring out your own colors.
3637	ノーモラの真似でいいのに独自色だすようなものじゃない	It's fine to copy Nomoral, but it isn't just a matter of throwing out unique colors.
3632	真冬の北極圏での正しい立ち小便の作法	The correct way to urinate outdoors during the dead of winter in the Arctic Circle.
3948	真っすぐなのに斜めに見える“不思議な図形”の正体 「歴史から消えた錯視の発見者」とは      　　猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー      　 猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー      　猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー       　　ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫      　　 ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫      　　　ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫	The identity of "the discoverer of an optical illusion that has disappeared from history", the "mysterious graphic" that appears diagonal despite being straight       　　c猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー      　 猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー      　猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー       　　ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫      　　 ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫      　　　ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫
3438	「で、どっちがワルモノなんだい？」  真っ新な更地になるまでやろうぜ	「So, which is in the wrong?」Let's do it until it becomes a new vacant lot.
446	真理省ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!	!
859	たぶん、ぼくは真面目で心優しくて幸せ者で意識が高い	My true self is probably a compassionate, lucky person that is highly aware.
1836	【真面目な質問】超高学歴である日本の高等学校・大学生は最も望ましいキャリアの流れがなにですか？	【Serious Question】 What is the most desirable career flow in Japan's high school / university student who is super highly educated?
2072	グロシーンを真っ黒に塗りつぶされてわけわからなくなった漫画  金返せ感	The grotesque scenes are blacked out with inks in this manga. I can't even follow. Give me back my money.
4333	眠い…	I'm sleepy...
1665	眠い時にめっちゃ勃つの  勃起しながら謝辞共感	When I'm sleepy I get really erect, and when I have an erection I feel grateful and sympathetic.
2844	眩しいだいよ	But it's so good!
3536	サイバーマンデーセールを眺めても別に欲しいものないよな	I can find nothing that I want at the Cyber Monday Sale.
246	眼鏡取りに行きました  金子眼鏡　職人シリーズ  泰八郎謹製premierです。  正面の純銀アクセントが特徴的。	I went to get my glasses. It's from the Kaneko Optical Artisan Series, a premier made by Tai Hachirō. The silver accent on the front is one of it's characteristics.
1057	イタリア着きまちた	I arrived in Italy.
3824	イタリア着きまちた	I've arrived in Italy.
2031	着る毛布みたいなのが売ってることがあるけど  走る毛布ｗｗｗｗ	There were a lot of blankets you could wear that were selling, but what about blankets that run?
1883	ナイス着眼点	Well done for spotting that.
4181	サトシさん、着衣手コキされる	Mr. Satoshi is getting a clothed handjob  Which way should his penis go?
2483	瞬殺だった	It was an instant kill.
4216	イク瞬間に感電死するのか	Does it cause electric shock at the moment?
3089	はい矛盾、ハイ論破!！	Yes it's a contradiction, yes that just won the argument!
3125	知らなかった	I had no idea.
3288	まじか知らなかったｗ	Port didn’t know that he made his first steps to become a soccer player at the tryouts in March at Dortmund.
133	知人女性宅侵入し「４人から交際相手選べ」と強要 男を逮捕  大学生が酒に酔った勢いならギリ許される  30後半のおっさんは怖すぎ	A man was arrested for trespassing into a female acquaintance‘s home and saying, “choose from 4 people to go steady with.” If he was a college student drunk on sake, he could barely be forgiven. Old men in their late 30s are too scary.
1242	知人通じ捜査情報	Acquaintance investigation information.
3780	パチョールを知ってるとかお前何者だよ	Just who are you knowing about things like pachors?
3089	知っていましたか？喫煙は環境に良いのです	Did you know?
206	知恵袋のベストアンサーの基準	The standard for Chiebukuro's best answer.
4102	知恵袋の日常  ボケるかボケられるか  西部劇の世界だな	The everyday of chiebukuro, getting senile or getting turned into senile, like a western film.
3699	ぐへへ……知れば知るほど妄想セックスがリアルになっていく……！  ふえぇ……最近ダボられ過ぎぃ……	Guhehe..... The more I know the more realistic my daydreams about sex get......! Fuehh......I get made fun of way too much lately......
1491	短期売買はノリと勢い（ｳｴｰｲ	Short sales periods pick up the momentum.
1395	短くなるアイドル賞味期限	The popularity lifespan of idols is growing shorter.
791	短くなるアイドル賞味期限	Time for hero worship is short.
1056	きららファンタジア、石DUPEを運営放置	Kirara Fantasy , abandons management of stone DUPE.
2338	石原慎太郎氏、日馬暴行の真相は白鵬が「そそのかしやらせたのではないか」：イザ！  もう完全にこう言う奴が出てくるターンだよね   外国人力士が日本人超える成績出したら難癖付けられる時代	Ichibara Shintarou, is the truth behind the Harumafuji assault that Hakuho "instigated the investigation?" : Come on! It's now time for people to come out and say this. If a foreign sumo wrestler does better than Japanese wrestlers, then in this day and age we look to find fault with them.
2988	石破氏「トリクルダウンは止めて、個人所得減税、法人税増税の経済政策にしようぜ」	Ishiba: "Let's get rid of trickle down policy, make the new economic policy reduce personal income tax and increase corporate taxes."
2187	ラクダ 砂漠に約400kgの体重が沈まぬ秘密  右足が沈む前に左足を上げて   左足が沈む前に右足を上げるといい  ってばっちゃが言ってた	Camels. The secret reason why their roughly 400kg body doesn't sink into the sand in the desert. Before your right foot sinks lift your left foot, and before your left foot sinks lift your right foot. I don't know if it's true but that's what I heard.
598	研究結果：Bitcoinを150ドルから1000ドルにつり上げたのはひとりの仕業だったらしい	Research result: It was the act of a single person that raised Bitcoin from 150 dollars to 1000 dollars.
3218	“破格な製作費”で世界に通ずる作品を目指す	Aiming for works that reach the entire world with "extremely high production costs".
3987	これもう破防法適用しかないだろ	This is only applicable to the defense law now.
336	確かにくるみが入ってるのは謎	It's really a mystery how it got walnuts in it.
3845	確か昨日フィリピンと交流してたよな…	If I remember right, it reached to the Philippines.
391	確認する気にもならんけど	You should develop a theory like, 'the Confucianism in Japan is a beautiful Confucianism, but Confucianism in China and Korea is rotten trash Confucianism'  I feel like it has to be verified, though
2492	磨き残しが歯石になって、歯槽膿漏に進行するだろ	The spots that are missed will then develop plaque, and then advance to become gingivitis, right?
4147	パスはお礼三行	Thank you.
2529	マテル社がUNOの続編となるカードゲームDOSを発売へ	Mattel will release a card game DOS that is a sequel to UNO.
458	マテル社がUNOの続編となるカードゲームDOSを発売へ	The company called Mattel released for sale the card game called DOS (sequel to UNO).
3396	ようやくわかった。アベノミクスとは「社会主義化」のことだった  無理くり○○主義で括れるもんでもなかろ      中～下層民の負荷耐久テストとでも言っとけ	Finally figured it out. Abenomics is about socialism. Forced by ○○ principle without any restraint. First say it's a stress test on the durability of the middle to lower classes.
2074	ようやくわかった。アベノミクスとは「社会主義化」のことだった  この道を、前へ、力強く   一億総活躍！人づくり革命！！   このスローガンが全てを物語っている	I have finally understood. Abenomix was in fact all about "Socialization."  Advance this way, forward, vigorously so that all 100 million citizens can be exceptional! Revolution in human resources development! This slogan speaks everything.
87	社会人になって初めて寝坊した	I became a working adult and slept in for the first time.
2426	なぜ社会から必要とされない若者受給者が叩かれるのか謎	It's a mystery why the young recipients who are deemed unnecessary by society are criticized.
475	社会慣習や礼儀礼節を糞のように扱うくせに社会から大きくはみ出して生きることができない。他人に取り入って媚びへつらうことも誰かと心底仲良くすることもできない。だからといって完全に孤独になることもできない。上手に生きようとすればするほどそのことが息苦しく感じられるのは、僕が生きることに向いていないから。  総括しとる	Anyone treating social customs and etiquette like crap, will be alienated from society and will not be able to live like that.  Flattering and deceiving others is also no way to develop deep and meaningful relationships.  This means nobody can be fully independent.  The more I try to live a good life, the more constrained I feel, because I am not facing up to this kind of life.  To summarise...
416	コインチェック社「持ってないコインを消費者に売る」商法と顛末【山本一朗】  やっぱ、この会社は飛ぶよ。俺の五千円も出金手続きが止まってるし。かなC	Circumstances of Coincheck's practice of "selling coins that you don't have to customers" [Ichiro Yamamoto]  In any event, this company is going to fly.  And my 5000 yen withdrawal was stopped. Sad
1874	社畜に召集令状	Call up papers to be a company slave.
2107	社畜に召集令状 自衛隊  勤労の義務やぞ	Draft paper for workaholic Japanese Self Defense army It is obligation to work
3141	アナハイム社が破産開始決定 • r/newsokuexp  日本企業ならガンダムに媚を売り出す流れ	Anaheim Company begins bankruptcy declaration / r/newsokuexp  If it were a Japanese company they'd use Gundam to butter people up and push this aside.
4472	アナハイム社が破産開始決定 • r/newsokuexp  アクシズはゴールドで買ってたねそういや	Anaheim decided to start bankruptcy • r/newsokuexp Axis was bought in gold
2640	コインチェック社の苦情対応係、高待遇1600円で大量募集  1600円で高待遇ねえ…	Coincheck Ltd., complaints department. Recruiting customer care representatives en mass for 1600 yen. You can't get a customer care representative for 1600 yen...
2039	コインチェック社の苦情対応係、高待遇1600円で大量募集  これ派遣会社が相当ハネてるぞ、CC側は3000円以上出してると思われ	Coincheck is hiring several positions for Complaint Specialist with a high wage of 1600 yen/hr. Staffing firm must be very excited about it.  CC is probably paying more than 3000 yen/ hr.
1936	１００社調査	Survey of 100 firms.
3113	リコー社長もフリーアドレス	Ricoh president also moves around.
3113	社長が住所不定とかどんなブラックだよ	Just how black is it that the president doesn't have a fixed address?
2579	ローソン社長「外国人技能実習は必要。コンビニ追加を」  もう日本州とか日本省じゃなくていいや   植民地でいい　総督きてくれ	President of Lawson says "Foreign skills training is necessary. Add convenience stores" It doesn't have to be a Japanese state or a Japanese province any more It can be a colony Please come, governor‐general
1301	ローソン社長「外国人技能実習は必要。コンビニ追加を」  これは移民vs低賃金日本人の構図    トランプがbuild the wallと叫んで、当選したわけもわかる	Lawson company chief.  'If we are to add more stores we need skills and training from overseas.'  It's about immigration vs. a low wage Japan.  I can understand why Trump wanted to build that wall.
1046	ツイッタージャパン社長 日本のツイッターはありのままの差別を観察できるサイトにしていく方針のもよう  自民の犬と白状してるのと一緒じゃん	Twitter Japan CEO: apparent plans to make Japanese version of Twitter a site where you can see prejudice out in the open. This is tantamount to confessing to being a lapdog of the LDP!
2616	ツイッタージャパン社長 日本のツイッターはありのままの差別を観察できるサイトにしていく方針のもよう  荒らしが飽きていなくなるまで、（荒らしに触るやつも荒らし…荒らしに触るやつも荒らし…）ってお経唱えるだけの世界だったよね	Twitter Japan's President It seems that Japan's Twitter will take a course to be a site that allows people to be able to observe discrimination Until trolls gets bored and disappear (those who touch trolls are also trolls... those who touch trolls are also trolls...) Wasn't this a world where we just recited sutras
2943	リコー社長もフリーアドレス 社長が住所不定とかどんなブラックだよ  住むところは別にあるだろ？   これは社長室を無くすという話なのでは	The CEO of Ricoh is free address as well. What kind of black corporation has a CEO without a fixed location? Could this mean they're getting rid of his his office then
330	【スパコン社長逮捕】実態なきAI財団は山口敬之の実家  日本シンギュラリティ(笑)	Supercomputer company boss arrested  In reality, the AI foundation was just the home of Noriyuki Yamaguchi's parents Japanese Singularity (lol)
2100	コインチェック社長「道玄坂で人が倒れてると思ったらホームレスおばさんだった…心配して損した」  クソが国語のテストスレか   書き込まなきゃよかった   夏場だから毛布とか段ボールを使わずに寝てたということか   身なりで判断したのかな	Head of Coinheck「I thought it was a person who passed out on Dougenzaka street and it ended up being a homeless woman...wasted my sympathy」　damn it is this the thread for Japanese test　I shouldn't have commended　That person was sleeping without blanket or carbon box because it was in the summer I guess I wonder if he judged by the look
3811	あのウェイウェイ社長には首括ってほしいわ	I want that Weiwei CEO to hang himself.
722	ヒトの祖先はチンパンジーやゴリラには似ていない	Humans' ancestors did not resemble chimpanzees or gorillas.
4065	ヒトの祖先はチンパンジーやゴリラには似ていない 京大の研究  ナックル歩行は前肢の話だが、  それを後肢の発育パターンから読み解こうという事か  直接的な検討ではないから、手法には議論があるだろうな	Human ancestry does not resemble chimpanzees and gorillas. Kyoto University's research suggests that upright walking can be deciphered through hindleg not foreleg development which the Knuckle Walking Hypothesis talks about. There is no direct study for this, but I think it can be debated.
4508	ヒトの祖先はチンパンジーやゴリラには似ていない 京大の研究  ナックル歩行は前肢の話だが、  それを後肢の発育パターンから読み解こうという事か  直接的な検討ではないから、手法には議論があるだろうな	Human ancestry does not resemble chimpanzees or gorillas. Research Knuckle walking at Kyoto University is a story of the forelimb, but to say that it is necessary to read it from the hindlimb development pattern. Since it is not a direct consideration, there will be discussion in the methods.
2671	ダブル神	Double kami
4343	神エクセルの交尾同意書とかググると出てくる時代になるのか	Is this going to be an age where excel spreadsheets of mating agreement forms will pop up if you Google it?
1377	神取忍、ギャビの１２キロ超過に激怒！ＲＩＺＩＮ側は試合中止を示唆  mmaこれ多いよなー   ナメてるのか調整失敗なのかホント多い	Shinobi Kintoshin is furious at the Gabby in excess of 12 kilos. RIZIN suggested stopping the match.  mma there are many of hem. Those who made light of it, or those who failed to adjust.  A great many.
1645	神はひとり子キリストを世につかわされた 聖書  &nbsp;&nbsp;ﾈｺ   和と    解   せ   よ	God sent his only son Jesus Christ into the world. The Bible. &nbsp;&nbsp; Cat. Understand me.
3406	神戸ビーフたべたことない…	I've never had Kobe beef...
232	神戸	Kobe.
3447	神戸市の樹齢150年のあすなろを使った「世界一のクリスマスツリーProject」が醜悪すぎると話題に	That the "World's Best Christmas Tree Project" using a 150 year old tree in Kobe City is too ugly is a conversation topic.
3902	【神戸発】「共謀罪の試し斬りは左翼で」 次は一般紙、SNSに言論弾圧  これ本当なら割とヤバいやつなのでは…？    本当に詐欺かなんかだったとしても衝撃だわ	【Kobe】 "Trial slash of conspiracy crime is left wing" Next is newspaper, Social network suppression of speech. If it is true, isn't it quite dangerous ...? Even if it's really a scam, I'm still shocked
3676	神戸製鋼事件と日本のITの業界の凋落の関係	The Kobe Steel scandal and Japan's IT industry's declining relationship.
221	【神浜の奇跡】マミさんとH…  充電BOTが来ない	[Miracle of Kamahama] H with Mami... My recharge bot has not arrived...
1586	じゃあ神社の巫女さんやるね	Alright, I'll be the shrine maiden.
388	プラチナゲームズ神谷英樹氏、「はちまはなぜかプラチナ贔屓だからよく見にいく」とコメントし、騒然とするTwitter民【ゲーム系迷惑サイト】  もう何年も業界とズブズブだからなアフィカスの奴等	Game spam sites: Hideki Kamiya of Platinum Games says he "frequently visits Hachima, since they patronize us." Twitter users outraged. What do you expect, these affiliate marketer scum have been embedded in the industry  for years now.
3384	プラチナゲームズ神谷英樹氏、「はちまはなぜかプラチナ贔屓だからよく見にいく」とコメントし、騒然とするTwitter民【ゲーム系迷惑サイト】  臭いまとめ	PlatinumGames ' Hideki Kamiya commented, "Hachima is in favor of Platinum for some reason, so it's hard to see", Twitter is in uproar 【Gaming bothersome sith】Rumor thread
2689	神鋼、三菱マテリアル、東レ	Kobe Steel, Mitsubishi Materials, Toray Industries, veteran manufactures are hotbed for impropriety.
1703	ひな祭りの日のことを女の子の日って言うのめっちゃエロい	Saying that Doll's day festival is a day for girls is somewhat lewd.
126	パン祭りと東映まんが祭りとこれか	Will there  be a bread and Toei manga festival?
736	福一前なら大騒ぎになってるレベル	If this had happened before Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant there would have been an uproar.
3252	福井	Their parents \\n“haven’t given up.” Fukui, don’t just give me love.
2387	福井で「メクラヨコエビ」初確認	Fukui confirms existence of "mekura yokoebi" (Gammaridea) for the first time.
1360	福岡12億円事件の犯人が今度は名古屋で犯行へ  一試合に登板のみでお金いっぱい貰えてすごいね！   12億の豚でグーグル先生がサジェストしてきて草ｗ	The criminal responsible for the 1.2 billion yen incident in Fukuoka is now engaging in criminal activity in Nagoya.   Getting that much money in one hit was quite something, eh!  Dr Google suggested 1.2 million pigs. Grass. w
3414	福岡12億円事件の犯人が今度は名古屋で犯行へ  南海時代なら電鉄含めて全社員の給料くらいかも。	Culprit of the Fukuoka 1.2 billion yen yen case will strike in Nagoya next time  If it's the Nankai era, it may be around the salary of all employees including the Electric Railway
1242	また福岡	Also, Fukuoka.
2754	福岡・・・	Fukuoka...
4182	福岡だし小火器と手榴弾で対立してそう（ネットでよくある偏見まみれの感想）	It's Fukuoka so they probably retaliate with firearms and grenades (impressions covered in prejudice common on the net)
3601	福岡・・・  本州の巧みな分断統治やな。   出生率高め、博多一極集中で上手く回ってる   放っておくと独立しそうだし	Fukuoka... That's some clever Honshu divide and conquer. The birthrate is high, and the heavy concentration in Hakata is skillfully spread around. If you leave it alone, they'll probably declare independence.
3374	福岡・・・  いやいや皮にかけたら垂れてまうがな   よって中身にかけるべきである	Fukuoka... no, no, If I hang it on the leather, it will droop completely  So, I should hang it inside
320	福岡県警：力士を書類送検 九州場所中に強制わいせつ容疑  豚にち〇こ入れられるとかおぞましすぎる	Fukuoka Prefectural Police Files Charges Against Sumo Wrestler On Suspicion of Indecent Assault During Nagoya Tournament. It's so digusting that he put his d*ck in a pig.
2109	福岡・・・  豚まんにはソースやろ	Fukuoka....you go with　Worcestershire sauce for pork buns
3068	福島２号機格納容器内で最大８シーベルトの強い放射線測定	In the Fukushima Nuclear Power Station Unit 2 Primary Containment Vessel, there was a max reading of 8sv of radiation.
3690	福島２号機格納容器内で最大８シーベルトの強い放射線測定	The radiation levels in Fukushima's unit 2 reactor container were measured to be at a maximum of 8 sieverts.
4003	【福島県 南相馬市長選】門馬和夫氏が初当選 「脱原発」桜井氏破る  金で心も買えるいい前例ができたね。	[Fukushima Minamisoma Mayoral Election] Kazuo Monma newly elected on platform of "Abandonment of nuclear power generation", defeating Sakurai  Setting a precedent for buying hearts with money, I see.
2400	福島の空間放射線量基準を緩めるべきと規制委委員長 「改めないと帰還や復興を阻害する」  これって福島の除染の基準値の問題の話で、 居住空間として安全かどうかの判断基準に除染の必要性で判断するから 問題となってるって話じゃなかったの？ 事故によって外部被曝で直ちに死ねる物体が剥き出しで存在する場合はどうなんだって話なら、 その物質が体内に入ることで内部被曝によってもいずれ死ぬ可能性が高いといえるんじゃないかな。  「デーモンコアばりに放射性物質が剥き出しで原子炉周辺に存在しており、 近づくだけで外部被曝で死ぬから、外部被曝の考慮だけで危険な区域として指定すべきだ。 また、そんな場所は内部被曝で死ぬより先に外部被曝で死ぬから 内部被曝で死ぬ場所と評価できない」とか 「福島の除染の基準値、除染の必要性とは関係なく、 外部被曝だけで直ちに死ねる物質が存在する近辺は安全とはいえない」 とかいう趣旨だったら、あなたのいうことは正しい。ごもっともです。	Nuclear Regulation Authority committee chairman says that the base level for radiation in the air in Fukushima should be relaxed. "If it is not changed it will be an impediment to people returning and revitalization." This is because the decision is deemed necessary considering the decontamination and whether or not it is at a safe level for people to live. It's not because it's a problem, right? If external exposure via an accident can cause sudden death when a substance is laid bare, then with that substance entering the body and causing internal exposure, can't that also carry a risk of death? "Radioactive material is exposed in the demon core and exists in the area around the reactor, and just by drawing near you can die via external exposure, so the area should be designated as dangerous just taking into account the external exposure. Also, in that case you would die from external exposure before you died from internal exposure, so it cannot be thought of as a place you can die from internal exposure." Something like that. "Unrelated to any need for decontamination or for any decontamination base level in Fukushima, the area in which there is a substance which can cause sudden death through just external exposure cannot be deemed safe." If that is the claim, then what you are saying is correct. That makes perfect sense.
1381	福島の空間放射線量基準を緩めるべきと規制委委員長 「改めないと帰還や復興を阻害する」  これって福島の除染の基準値の問題の話で、 居住空間として安全かどうかの判断基準に除染の必要性で判断するから 問題となってるって話じゃなかったの？ 事故によって外部被曝で直ちに死ねる物体が剥き出しで存在する場合はどうなんだって話なら、 その物質が体内に入ることで内部被曝によってもいずれ死ぬ可能性が高いといえるんじゃないかな。  「デーモンコアばりに放射性物質が剥き出しで原子炉周辺に存在しており、 近づくだけで外部被曝で死ぬから、外部被曝の考慮だけで危険な区域として指定すべきだ。 また、そんな場所は内部被曝で死ぬより先に外部被曝で死ぬから 内部被曝で死ぬ場所と評価できない」とか 「福島の除染の基準値、除染の必要性とは関係なく、 外部被曝だけで直ちに死ねる物質が存在する近辺は安全とはいえない」 とかいう趣旨だったら、あなたのいうことは正しい。ごもっともです。	Regulatory committee chairman says that air radiation base levels for Fukushima should be relaxed. "If they are not improved then they will be a hindrance to people returning and the rejuvenation of the area." For this, with the decontamination levels in Fukushima, the decision is based on whether or not it is a safe place to live. It's not because it's a problem, right? Due to the accident, items which can cause instant death due to external exposure were uncovered, so it seems likely that if those items entered the body there'd be a high likelihood of death from internal exposure. "Radioactive material was uncovered from the demon core, and it exists in the vicinity of the reactor, and just by drawing near you could die due to external radiation, so it should be designated as a dangerous area just in terms of thinking about external exposure. In this case, before one would die of internal exposure they would die of external exposure, so the area cannot be deemed deadly in terms of internal exposure." "For decontamination base levels in Fukushima, regardless of whether they are necessary for decontamination, areas where there are materials that can cause instant death due to external exposure cannot be called safe." If that is what they mean, then what they are saying is correct. It's exactly right.
2168	福島第一原発事故後の「メルトダウン」隠蔽は東電社長の指示だった！ ～新潟県と東電の合同検証で「隠蔽に官邸は関与していない」ことが明らかに！説明を二転三転させた東電会見を検証！  はい安倍晋三アウトー！	The concealment of the "meltdown" at Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant was ordered by the president of Tokyo Electric Power Company! Joint investigation with Niigata Prefecture and Tokyo Electric Power Company "The government did not take part in the concealment" revealed! Explanation demanded from Tokyo Electric Power Company as they repeatedly backtrack! Yes, Abe Shinzo out!
4397	福島第一原発でちょっぴりお漏らし	Mild leak at Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant.
4406	どうしたら福島の風評被害はなくせる？「『事実』を徹底的に伝えよう」と専門家  「どうしたら差別はなくせる？」とどうちがうの？	How can the financial damage to Fukushima caused by false rumors be eliminated? Expert says, "The 'truth' must be thoroughly conveyed." How is that different from "How can discrimination be eliminated?"
1000	福本伸行のアシの待遇→24時間いつ何があろうと福本さんの指示に従わなくてはならず、休日、どんなに深夜に呼び出されようとも自転車を漕いで仕事場に駆けつけ、仕事をしなくてはいけません。「帰っていい」と言われるまで何日でも泊まり込みで仕事をし続けなくてはならず、「寝ていい」と言われるまで何日徹夜しようが寝てはいけません。外出も禁止。最長で47日間泊まり込みで仕事したことがあります。その間、外出は一歩もできず、睡眠時間は1週間合計で10時間程度。時給換算すると多分200円くらい。  おちんぎんもあれだけどアシの仕事量のわりに報われてなさそう	Fukumoto Nobuyuki's treatment of his assistant → Must follow any order Fukumoto gives at any time of day, and even on a day off or in the middle of the night if he calls you have to hurry to work on your bicycle. You have to stay and work for days on end until he says, "You can leave." You have to stay awake and work nights on end until he says, "You can sleep." You are not allowed to go out. In one case his assistant had to stay and work for 47 days straight. During that time they didn't step outside even once, and they were getting about 10 total hours of sleep per week. Considering their hourly pay it was probably around 200 yen. For wages, considering the amount of work an assistant has, it doesn't seem like much compensation.
2203	福本伸行のアシの待遇→24時間いつ何があろうと福本さんの指示に従わなくてはならず、休日、どんなに深夜に呼び出されようとも自転車を漕いで仕事場に駆けつけ、仕事をしなくてはいけません。「帰っていい」と言われるまで何日でも泊まり込みで仕事をし続けなくてはならず、「寝ていい」と言われるまで何日徹夜しようが寝てはいけません。外出も禁止。最長で47日間泊まり込みで仕事したことがあります。その間、外出は一歩もできず、睡眠時間は1週間合計で10時間程度。時給換算すると多分200円くらい。  制裁っ...!今、やる気なく「はあ....」と言ったおまえ..........制裁....!   兄弟とはいえ....序列はあるのだ....!圧倒的に........!	Fukumoto Nobuyuki's treatment of his assistant → Must follow Fukumoto's instructions regardless of the time of day, even on a day off or in the middle of the night if called must immediately jump on their bike and hurry to the office to work. Must continue working at the office for days on end without leaving until told "you can go home", must stay awake and continue working for days on end until told "you can sleep". Leaving is forbidden. In one case assistant had to stay and continue working for 47 days. During that time they didn't take a single step outside, and they were getting about 10 total hours of sleep per week. Considering their hourly pay it was probably around 200 yen. Punishment...! Now, you are saying, "ugh..." and losing motivation... punishment...! Even if we are brothers... there is still a hierarchy...! Overwhelming...!
2429	福田康夫元首相の“アベ嫌い”	Former Prime Minister Fukuda Yasuo's "Hate for Abe".
2507	禿げそうなやつはヘアケアしとけ(ﾌﾗｸﾞ)	From now on those who are balding should use "Insect Care Equipment" for their hair care.
1237	禿げではない	I'm not bald.
4400	まだ禿げてない	I'm still not balding.
1267	私です	It's me.
3373	私、ブログはじめる！！	My first blog!!
4008	私もブログ作ったけどテスト投稿だけして死んだ	I made a blog, but I only apply test posting.
1895	「私がお前の父親だ」  俺んちより広い子供部屋に嫉妬	"I am your father"  Jealous of the large children's room in our house.
3605	私大１１２法人が経営難、２１法人は破綻の恐れ １８歳人口減少で  でも、家計学園は作っちゃう！   お友達だから	112 private universities facing financial difficulties, 21 on the brink of collapse, due to the decreasing number of 18 year olds. But, then ther's Kakei University! Because of friendship.
3833	なぜ私たちは「忖度」という流行語を忘れてはならないのか	Why we can't forget buzzword "sontaku".
4369	私の恋は人違いから始まりました  ペンス氏のぺ〇スが狙われている[](#b2)	My love began with misidentification. Mr. Pence's pe〇〇s is being targeted. [](#b2)
817	私は悲しい	I'm sad.
4168	私、木になります	I will be a tree.
753	なぜ私たちは校則を守らないといけないの？ 「黒染め強要問題」から考える不合理さ  管理側が楽できる集団統制手段で   生徒の教育に利する意味は何もない	Why must we obey school regulations? I'm thinking about the unreasonableness because of the "Black Hair Dye Controversy"  It's a method of making it more comfortable for the management side to take control of the masses  It has no meaningful benefits for students' education
1933	私は正月の集まりを拒否しました	I rejected the New Year meeting.
2628	私は漢字が書けない恥ずかしい	I'm embarrassed that I can't write kanji.
83	私立マキャベリ高等学校中学部、算数入試で全問「解答不能」 「角の三等分線」など  今日の虚構スレ	Machiavelli Private Academy Middle School Gives Mathematics Entrance Exam Where Every Question is 'Impossible', Including 'Trisecting an Angle'. Today's fake thread.
2273	もし私が結構いい歳のおばさんだったらどうする？	What if I was an old lady with some years under her belt?
4230	もし私が結構いい歳のおばさんだったらどうする？	What would you do if I was a good old aged woman?
4052	私設サーバ開設ぐらいさせてやれよ	At least let me set up a private server.
2438	フジ秋元優里アナ 小屋や竹林で青姦不倫sexしていた  最近の芸能ネタって不倫ばっかだな   ルイルイの嫁といい	Fuji Yuri Akimoto Ana, having adulterous sex in public in small cabins and bamboo thickets.  Recent public entertainment news is all about adultery, even though they are mostly wives
19	秋元優里「竹林」と「堆肥小屋」というパワーワードで男性ファン急増か	Akimoto Yuri gains male fans in droves due to power words "bamboo thicket" and "compost shed".
3696	秋田犬の飴を作る	I made a candy shaped like an Akita dog.
1078	秋田犬の飴を作る	Making an Akita dog candy.
1624	秋田犬の飴を作る	Making food for an akita dog.
3025	秋田県民の自殺率の高さがそれを裏付けている	It's the reason for the high suicide rate among people in Akita Prefecture.
33	「秋節さえ過ごさんか？じゃあオラは冬眠よ！」って猫は言ったんだろう。	Then I am going into winter hibernation!”
709	秋、黄昏て大変だ	Fall, at dusk it's tough.
2450	科学的に検証された月がヒトに及ぼす不思議な影響	Scientific research has revealed a mysterious effect that the moon has on people.
3782	科学者が警鐘！ 赤道の収縮で、2018年は大地震が倍増か  赤道収縮って何だよ  縮みすぎて赤道が一周してません！みたいになるのか？	Scientist scream out in warning! Will there be a sharp increase in earthquakes in 2018 due to equator shrinking? What do they mean equator shrinking? It's too small and won't reach all the way around! Something like that maybe?
3744	科学論文数は世界六位だが	Ignoring the US, China is number one.
3744	科学論文数、日本６位に低下…米抜き中国トップ	Scientific paper count, Japan falls to sixth place...
3723	科学で迫る「善」と「悪」	Science closing in on "good" and "evil".
2017	「ねぇ、秒速7メートルなんだって」「え、なに？」「車が上昇するスピード」	"Hey, what about 7 meters per second?"
4058	移民への処遇「残酷」 人権オンブズマン改善要求 スペイン  異民へ処遇してるような感覚でやってるんだな	Treatment of immigrants "cruelty". Human Rights Ombudsman of Spain Improvement Request. I feel like I am treated like a foreigner.
3008	稀勢の里	Kisenosata.
1371	程度による	To a degree.
1106	税の申告漏れが年7兆円超に及ぶ日本の現実  その点は半休取って地元の税務署に相談に行って念入りに確認とった。「雑所得の枠内、雑所得同士であれば、年内の~~損益通算~~損益合算はできるという認識で合ってますか。(イナゴタワーの頂上で)一万円で買ったBTCが今七千円くらいでフラフラしてるんですけど、この額で年末に利確したら三千円の損ということで、他の雑所得の利益の一部と相殺できますか。」って確認した。その点は大丈夫って言われた   (追記)ごめんなさい誤読してた。あなたが言ってるのは外貨ベースの外国の取引所の話なのね。FXにおける外貨同士の交換の場合、日本のFX業者は日本円換算で全取引の損益を計算してくれるけど、外国の仮想通貨取引所の場合はそんな親切なことしてくれないよね	Tax return oversights cost 7 trillion yen yearly.  This is a reality of modern Japan.  I heard this when I went to the local tax office for a consultation during a half holiday. I asked about the framework for miscellaneous income, and whether miscellaneous income needs to be added in the profit or loss total?   I then went on to ask about bitcoin trading.  Let's say I bought bitcoins (on the summit of Inago tower) for 10,000 yen, and these were going down in value.  When I checked their value at years end,  these had gone down to 7000 yen, meaning a loss of 3000 yen.  Can this loss be offset against other miscellaneous income?  I was told that it could.  Addendum:  Sorry, I got it wrong.  This was about foreign currency with a foreign currency trader. If the foreign currency exchange  is on the FX, then the Japanese FX officials will calculate profit and loss accounts for all transactions at the JPY conversion rate.  However, for transactions in foreign virtual currency, this thoughtful action is not possible.
1978	税金余ってるんだなあ	They must have extra tax money sitting around.
2095	稚魚が取れない！｢ウナギ価格｣高騰の懸念 ワシントン会議で｢規制対象｣になる可能性も  十年くらい禁漁にしろ	No fry! Concern grows regarding「Eel price」increase It might be a target of regulation after Washington Naval Conference Ban it for like 10 years
2111	稚魚が取れない！｢ウナギ価格｣高騰の懸念 ワシントン会議で｢規制対象｣になる可能性も  鯨もそうだけど採るなって言っても平気で採るから  そうJAPならね	No fry! Concern grows regarding「Eel price」increase It might be a target of regulation after Washington Naval Conference No one actually follows this regulaiton just like for the whales Yes that is Japan
1343	稚魚捕獲、成魚にして放流	Should we even now be protecting them by catching the fry then releasing them as adult fish?
1343	ウナギ稚魚、極度の不漁＝過去最低更新の恐れ	Unagi eel fry.
4384	ソリ種目なら死人出るだろ	If it were the bobsled somebody probably would have died.
808	“この種を食い殺せ”	Eat it up.
4263	“この『種』を食い殺せ”だ！「ベテラン漁師でも3時間で8匹…」なのに絶滅間近のウナギ稚魚を捕り続ける日本社会の異常	"Devour this 'species'"!
1618	“この『種』を食い殺せ”だ！「ベテラン漁師でも3時間で8匹…」なのに絶滅間近のウナギ稚魚を捕り続ける日本社会の異常  あなごでいいじゃない   さかなだもの   みつお	"This 'species' is being eaten to death"! "Even a veteran fisher can only catch 8 in 3 hours..." Japanese society is abnormal in that it will continue to harvest young eels despite them being so close to extinction. Can't they just have garden eel instead? It's still fish. Mitsuo.
3426	稲垣吾郎＆香取慎吾の新CMが決定 新『オールフリー』を「全力で応援します！」  オールフリー（意味深）	Goro Inagaki and Shingo Katori's new CM decision  The new "All Free" "I'll support with all my strength!"  All Free (deeply meaningful)
1003	稲村亜美「中学生に襲われる」異様な光景......リトル野球大会始球式で「怖すぎる」事態に	The view of Ami Inamura “being attacked by junior high school students” is really a sight to see...
3023	稲村亜美「中学生に襲われる」異様な光景......リトル野球大会始球式で「怖すぎる」事態に  これだけで”怖い怖い”は日本だけ	Inamura Ami "attacked by middle schoolers". Bizarre scene... Little League tournament opening ceremony becomes "frightening". Japan is the only place that says something like this is "scary, scary".
1258	稲村亜美「中学生に襲われる」異様な光景......リトル野球大会始球式で「怖すぎる」事態に  これは性暴力だろ   レイプとなんら変わらん	Inamura Ami "attacked by middle schoolers". Bizarre scene... Little League opening ceremony turns "beyond scary". This is sexual assault. There's no difference between this and rape.
4269	稲村亜美「中学生に襲われる」異様な光景......リトル野球大会始球式で「怖すぎる」事態に  歩道橋だけどこいうので死者とか出てたよな普通に危ないだろ  集団心理なのか周りの大人の動きが鈍すぎる	Inamura Ami "Attacked by middle schoolers". Bizarre scene... At the opening ceremony for the Japanese Little League Tournament it was "too scary". It was a pedestrian bridge, but people have died in places like this before, so it's kind of dangerous. Whether it's group think or whatever, the adults around were too slow to react.
3220	稲村亜美さんに数千人の中学球児殺到	Inamura Ami rushed by several thousand middle school baseball players.
1234	稲田元防衛相「前回選挙より114票伸びたから不祥事と失言の禊ぎは済んだ、改憲にむけて頑張る！！」  稲田も小渕も甘利も高木も安倍も・・・自民党は図々しい恥知らずしかいないんだな	Former Minister of Defense Inada "The votes have grown by 114 since the previous election, so the scandals and gaffes are behind us, and we can press on working for constitutional reform!!" Inada, Obuchi, Amari, Takagi, and Abe... The Liberal Democratic Party is full of shameless people.
2184	稲田元防衛相「前回選挙より114票伸びたから不祥事と失言の禊ぎは済んだ、改憲にむけて頑張る！！」  野球は巨人!テレビはNHK!選挙は自民!ガハハ!	Former Minister of Defense Inada "Since the previous election the number of votes has increased by 114, so the purification following the scandals and verbal gaffes is complete, and it's time to press forward with constitutional reform!!" For baseball it's the Giants! For TV it's NHK! For elections it's the Liberal Democratic Party! Hahaha!
3859	稼働6億台を超えたWindows 10はうまくいっているのか？ シェアはWin7が46.63％、Win10は29.26％  「うまくいく」って何だよ  …最後まで読んでもなんにも書いてなかった   何たる無内容な記事	Operation More than 600 million Windows 10. Is doing well? Win7 share is 46.63% and Win 10 share is 29.26% What's "doing well" It didn't say much even I read it till the end. No matter what you did not write anything even if you read it to the end
1754	稼働6億台を超えたWindows 10はうまくいっているのか？ シェアはWin7が46.63％、Win10は29.26％  たぶん「うまくいく」＝「３年間で稼働１０億台の目標達成」   現在６億台のペースで目標は失敗ということなんだろうけど   MSに忖度してWin10は失敗とまでは見出しに書けなかったので   あやふやなタイトルになったのでは	Over 600 million machines are operating Windows 10, does that mean the OS is doing well? Win7 has a share of 46.63% and Win10 29.26%; I would think "going well" would mean "reaching the target of operation on 1 billion machines in three years", and based on it only being used on 600 machines at present, it seems likely that this goal will be failed. I'd guess that MS wouldn't want a headline saying that Win10 is failing, so we ended up with this misleading title
1024	積んでたJotunを今日やっと通常モードクリアした	Since someone told me I could download it here, I got Jotun and finally cleared normal mode today.
2857	究極の美	The ultimate beauty.
3235	「空から日本を見てみよう」 くもじい（伊武雅刀）＆くもみ（柳原可奈子）コンビが引退  キャラだけ変えるという斬新な刷新法	「空から日本を見てみよう」 くもじい (Masato Ibu) & くもみ (Kanako Yanagihara), the duo are retiring. How they’re revamping the show by only changing the characters.
2540	空気嫁か…	Daughter in law...
1090	「もっと空気読めよ」世間の暴走感じる流行語	"Learn how to read a room!
3544	空港閉鎖	The airport is closed.
1119	空耳アワーに童貞ネタが多いのだけは許して欲しい	I just want them to overlook the large amount of virgin jokes that happen on the Soramimi Hour."
3301	突っ伏は見た目ほど休まらないんだよな	Sleeping with your face on the desk will not rest you up.
4008	突然思い立ってブログ作ったけど何書くか思いつかなくて死んだ	Suddenly thoughtfully made a blog, but I could not think of anything.
996	突進するイノシシをハンマーで撃退 岐阜 可児  TIL：猛将は岐阜にいる	Repelling a charging boar with a hammer.  Gifu Kani TIL: The brave warrior is in Gifu.
1864	突進するイノシシをハンマーで撃退 岐阜 可児  もう運から何から引っくるめてこのお爺強いわ	Man Drives Back Charging Boar With Hammer in Kani, Gifu. Whether it was just luck or not, this old guy is really strong.
3933	ついに窓掃除まで自動化へ。磁石でくっつく家庭用窓掃除ロボット発表  雪かきロボット出たら考える	Finally to automation of window cleaning. Household window sticking with magnets. Presentation cleaning robot. I will think about when coming out snow shaving robots
3366	立ち向かう勇気を大事にしたいものです  あーかわいいカナダ雁大好き  地元の奴らの中にははちょっと人慣れしてるのがいてカヤックやパドルボードに近づいてきたりする	The courage to stand up is something I want to cherish  Ah, I love the cute Canadian goose  Some of the local people are getting accustomed to kayaks and paddleboards
2866	立憲、ワンコインで政策参加 パートナーズ制度を今春立ち上げ  握手会でもしそうな勢い	A system for participating partners for making political measures for one coin have been constitutionalised. At this rate it is expected to start this spring at the handshake ceremony.
1919	立憲・枝野代表が語る「ここは筋を通すべき時だと決断」	Edano's take on constitutionalism: "I believe this is a time to proceed in a logical manner.
1262	立憲・枝野氏、佐川国税庁長官「確定申告前にけじめを」	Constitutional Democratic Party of Japan / Edano, National Tax Agency Director Sagawa "Make a distinction before filing final taxes".
27	立憲・枝野氏「国家や社会がぶっ壊れる」 森友文書問題  一部崩壊と完全崩壊位の差はありそう   公文書改ざんが許されたら完全崩壊だよ、異常集団の国でもない限り   だって、一円も収めてなくても税金収めたことにもできるし   税金もらったのに「もらってないよ」ってことにもできるし   消えた年金ってのもあったね、あれが国によってに許されるようになるようなもんだよね   これを乗り越えるには、いくら毟り取られても「自分だけは騙されてない」とみんなが思い込む異常性が必要	Edano on whether it is constitutional: 'Our whole society will be destroyed.'  Moritomo report issue.  There is a difference between partial and total collapse.  If the doctoring of the report was allowed, then this is a total collapse, unless the country is run by some strange groups.  Because, even if you don't have a single yen, you can be taxed. If you receive tax you can say you didn't. There's also the question of the disappearing pension money.  Its like it's allowed in some countries.  In order to get over this, then we need to accept the abnormal situation where everyone thinks they were not cheated, no matter how much is taken.
294	立憲民主議員、近畿財務局に入れず	Constitutional Party members did not go into the Kinki Ministry of Finance Office.
1790	立民枝野「あ り え な い。それは。」民進と希望の党との３党統一会派について結成することはないと重ねて述べる。「希望の党とは、憲法や安全保障を含めて、違っているのははっきりしている」  もとが希望から拒否された集まりだから連帯するとまた烏合の衆になりそう  長嶋とか細野とか前原がいるし	Yukio Edano "That is highly unlikely". Speaking in regard to not forming a three part faction with the Democratic Progressive Party and Kibō no Tō. "We have clear differences with Kibō no Tō, including in regard to the constitution and security" A partnership that deviates from the original wishes is likely going to make things too crowded. There is Nagashima, Hosono, Maehara...
1023	立派なしゃちくめう	What a magnificent corporate slave.
1762	そんなんじゃ立派な犬になれんぞ。	It's nice to have such a fine dog.
3767	モヤモヤさまぁ～ず２「立石周辺」回(今日)の煎餅屋の若女将がめっちゃかわいかった。即ハボでした。  ねえなんで一個のアルバムにまとめてないの？ハァ(クソデカため息	Complicated SUMMERS2 "Tateishi District" episode (today), the proprietress of the cracker shop was super cute. I'd screw her in an instant. So why isn't it all collected in one album? Ugh (super big sigh).
2201	立花孝志が失神するレベル	This is the kind of thing that would make Takashi Tachibana swoon.
3803	サブミを立てる誰か「～ということがあったよ」  ◎←オニオンリングフライ   ◎←ポンデリング   ◎←ちくび	Somebody making a submission: "Such and such happened" ◎←fried onion ring ◎←Pon de Ring ◎←nipple
1240	そんなスマホ竜王疑惑みたいなのやめようよ	Give that smartphone shogi winner suspicious a rest.
719	パーフェクト童貞少なすぎない？	Aren't there too few perfect virgins?
2590	童貞 ≒ 発達障害  童貞はみんな男のひとがすきだから女のひととえっちできないんだよ	Virgin ≒  Developmental disorder Virgin guys like men and that's why they can't have sex with women
349	なぜ「童貞」を笑いのネタにしてはいけないのか？  金でオンナ抱くときなんて股間で物事考えてるから、最高の射精感こそが至上命題になってて、倫理もクソもないと思うで	Why is being a male virgin not something to laugh about.  I feel a stirring in my loins when holding women for money.  That's the best way to have an ejaculation.  Its not ethics or shit.
911	「童貞」といじられ続けた広告代理店の男性 「僕も #MeToo と声を上げてもよいでしょうか？」  うそくさ	The word 'virgin' has been continually tossed around to describe this man from an advertising agency. Can I also add my voice to the #MeToo hashtag. Its a lie.
3537	「童貞」といじられ続けた広告代理店の男性 「僕も #MeToo と声を上げてもよいでしょうか？」  あ、口だけおじさんだ	I am a man that was being searched for as a virgin by an ad company. “Shouldn’t you just say me too?”\\nAh, only his speech sounds like an old man.
2317	「童貞」といじられ続けた広告代理店の男性 「僕も #MeToo と声を上げてもよいでしょうか？」  昭和33年まで日本では売春が合法だった  だがそれ以前の男が全員女郎買いをしたわけではない   行く男と行かない男は画然と分かれていた  行かない男は「野暮」だの「朴念仁」だのと揶揄された   それはこのリンク先の話と全く変わらない	A man that continues to be bullied by an advertising agency for being a virgin asks "Can I raise me voice in the #MeToo movement as well?" Until 1958, prostitution was legal in Japan. But that doesn't mean that before that all men were paying for prostitutes. Men that went were clearly divided from men that did go. Men that didn't go were ridiculed for being "tasteless" and "unsociable." It is absolutely no different from the story that is linked.
1609	「童貞」といじられ続けた広告代理店の男性 「僕も #MeToo と声を上げてもよいでしょうか？」  未婚女性・『お局様』を陰に陽に笑う文化の方が悪質だと思う	Advertising company male employee continually teased about being a "virgin" asks, "Am I also allowed to add my voice to the #MeToo movement?" I think a culture that allows openly and behind the scenes ridicule of an unmarried "alpha female boss" is worse.
1513	はあちゅう「童貞というデリケートな言葉を軽々しく使ったことで傷つけてしまった方に深くお詫びします」  こいつ嘘しかついてない	Haha "I sincerely apologize to those that I hurt by frivoulusly using a delicate word such as virginity" This guy is only lying.
4072	はあちゅうさん 童貞いじり謝罪を撤回 「とりあえず謝って済まそうみたいな心境だった。私らしくなかった。 どう考えても表現とセクハラは違う。堂々としていなくては」  ぶっちゃけ電通がホワイトになろうが   寡占広告代理店として庶民への見下しは終わらないどころかもっと酷くなろうし   世の下請けは総ブラックのままだしくっそどうでもええねんで	Haachyuu withdraws apology from messing with virgin saying “ I only said sorry because I felt like I had to. It wasn’t like me. Expression and sexual harassment is different.” Even if Denstu becomes a good company and being an advertising company they still look down on people,  all the corporate companies are not good so I dont care.
2064	「端末購入補助」は“悪者”なのか、総務省の方針に疑問  他の人を養分にする制度は悪	Is ”phone purchase support” really a "bad guy?"  The guideline of Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications raises me a question. A system that exploits the other people is evil.
210	あれは競技の外じゃん	Wasn't that outside of a competition?
251	競技版鬼ごっこ  ジャンプ失敗して金タマ打つんじゃないかとヒヤヒヤする	Competitive version tag game.  If you fail to jump, you will be hit with a gold ball.  Scary.
435	竹中平蔵が寄稿した アベノミクス「中間総括」の笑止千万  僕右よりだけどこの記事には同意。   今しなくちゃいけないこととは間逆の方向に向かっているからなあ   介護離職ゼロを謳いながらも介護報酬は下げるし、外国人実習生は介護の分野にも広げるし・・・	Abstraction of Abenomics 'Intermediate Summary' contributed by Takenaka Heizo. I am on the right, but I agree with this article. Because we now have to move in the opposite direction. While nursing care leave is stipulated to be 0 and nursing compensation was lowered, Foreign nursing students expand in the nursing care field...
4247	笑う	Haha
2340	マジレスしてしまった笑	I ended up replying seriously haha.
3050	これは笑った	I laughed at this
89	「笑ってはいけない」浜田の黒塗りメイクが日本で許容されている理由について  まあ、アイヌ人の件と言い自国(日本)が他国の批判はokで   配慮が足りてないのに   他国が自国(日本)の批判は妙に厳しいどうしようもない   典型的ダブスタクズみたいなお国柄だからな	[Don't laugh] The reason why Hameda's black make up has been allowed in Japan is because the Ainu people said so.  Its okay for our country (Japan) to criticise other countries. That's not enough, other countries can also criticise Japan harshly.  Typical Dubstack.
1508	「なんで笑える!?」首相に反発 「働き方国会」で野党  これ観てたけど、酷かったな。 全く違う事持ち出したり。それも良い処採りの捏造データで言い訳。何にも話の筋、対話的な答弁ではなかった。話の論点云々よりも、こんな人が総理大臣で、メディアもそれに電通ヨイショ、忖度しなければ成り立っていかない現状で憲法改正を主導されたら、裁量労働、徴兵制でもなるね。 俺はもうそんな歳ではないから、これからの世代だろうけども、一応安倍政権下での憲法改正は反対しとく。	You got to laugh!? The Prime Minister's reaction to the opposition parties in a 'working parliament'.  I watched this, and it was awful.  Everything he mentioned was totally wrong.  All sorts of fabricated data used as an excuse.  What ever it was, it wasn't a dialogue. With this kind of person as Prime Minister, he will be sucking up to Dentsu together with the media,  and we won't know what he is thinking about.  When he amends the constitution this will lead to discretionary labour and conscription as well. I'm not as young as I used to be, but I don't want that kind of world, so I will oppose the Abe administration constitutional amendments.
1760	ポピーザぱフォーマー 第10話  たんまご	POPEE the Performer Episonde 10 Tanmago
2857	第17話	Episode 17.
3264	なんだよ第三者って…	What is the meaning of being a third person?...
1074	第三者委員会「メルトダウン隠蔽は官邸の指示」→東電・新潟県の検証委「社長の判断だったわ」	→ Tokyo Electric ・The Niigata Prefecture Inspection Committee: "It was the president's decision."
4224	第二の加計？ 山口敬之のスポンサー・ペジー齊藤社長に新たに52億円の不可解公金投入発覚…『総理』使った営業疑惑も  悪事の総合商社、それがアベ自民党	Second addition? Noriyuki Yamaguchi's sponsor, CEO Paige Saito, revealed  a new public money  investment of an incomprehensible 5.2 billion yen. "Prime Minister" used a general trading company  that has dark deeds and business scandal. That is the Abe Liberal Democratic Party.\\n
286	筆者「12key分も書かせたらさすがに読者も覚えるやろ〜www」	Its like a bomb has gone off unwillingly.
286	という筆者なりの気遣いだと思えば……まぁ許せんな	\\nIf you think about it, it feels like the author of the music and the tables, has shit for brains.If the author is concerned about whether the readers will remember it if it is written in 12 keys, then that is unforgivable.
1834	アマゾン・アップル等を分割すべき、という記事の翻訳  商売が変わったのなら  規制や税制も対応しないとなあ  かつての規制で対処できなくなったら、新たな企業を飼いならす方法を見つけなくちゃいけない  儲けが別のところに移ったのなら、税金の収集方法も変えなくちゃいけない	Translation of an article called Amazon, Apple, etc. should be divided, if the products change, regulations and taxation, must also be changed in correspondence. If we can not deal with the former regulation, we must find a way to tame a new company If profit shifts to another place, we must also change tax collection methods
4492	【筋トレ】半年間逆立ちをやり続けたらこうなった！	[Muscle Training] It has become like this after continuing to standstill for half a year!
1450	筋少かと思ってたわ	I thought it was Kinniku Shojo Tai!
123	策士だ	Its a trick.
3398	算数の式の順番問題定期  まーん（笑）	Typical order of operations problem  ughh (lol)
4464	あとフラグ管理とかばっかり考えてて逆に話覚えてなかったり	We also used to think about flag management and other things.
1133	あれ箱もかわいい	That box is also cute
2983	ゴミ箱がシコティッシュでパンパン	The garbage can is full of used tissues.
3488	【箱根駅伝】東洋大が４年ぶり往路優勝！１年生３人起用で王者・青学大破る	[Hakone Marathon] Toyo University wins the first half of the race for the first time in 4 years!
765	【箱根駅伝】青学大、史上６校目の総合４連覇 復路で逆転圧勝！  山下りで勝負あった！	[Hakone long distance race] Aoyama college; the 6th school in history to achieve 4 successive wins.  A surprise comeback ensured victory on the down hill return!
1051	箱が重いだけでもOK！ 重さは高級感。ギフトで迷ったら重いものが吉、研究が裏付け  重さと黒さとカサカサ音か  箱を重くしてあの虫を(ry	It is ok for the box to be heavy! Weight is a sign of quality. Studies have shown that when sending a gift, weight brings good luck. Weight, darkness, and  rustling sounds. Make a box heavy and place bugs inside.
298	あきらめ節 (原曲明治39年くらい)  NSR紅白歌合戦の大トリで出てきそう	Akirame Setsu (orriginal song from approximately Meiji year 39)  It looks like it came from the last contestant of the day at the NSR Kohaku singing contest
2703	節約志向で「缶べろ」？ 第３のビール “高アルコール”発売相次ぐ  計算すると焼酎(乙類)と同じくらいなアルコール量/価格なんだよね   実はそんなにコスパ良くないね	"Getting drunk on canned alcohol" in order to save money? A wave of a third type of beer with "high alcohol content"  goes on sale. When calculated, it's about the same amount of alcohol/price as shochu (Otsu type). In actuality it's not that cost effective.
1713	「築地守る」の約束ほご/都知事、豊洲開場日を発表/来年１０月１１日 業者らの質問 回答なし  そういう安倍イズムが政治家に限らず権力者のパッシブスキルと化してるよねこの国	A promise to 'protect Tsukuji'/The Tokyo governor announces Toyoso opening day/  Next year 11 October there will be no Q&A session for the industrial workers.   Izumu Abe is making the country one of 'passive skills',  not just for the politicians but for all influential people.
3758	クックパッド「簡単♡クリチでバレンタイン♡」ぼく「なぜこんなところにエロ広告が…」	Cookpad "Simple ♡ Celebrate Valentine's Day with Kurichi (abbreviation for cream cheese) ♡".
1509	籠池夫妻の長すぎる勾留に元裁判官も疑問視	A former trial judge also asks questions.
3041	籠池夫妻の長すぎる勾留に元裁判官も疑問視	Former judge raises questions about overly long confinement of Kagoike couple.
3597	籠池「忖度という名の強制ですやん…」	Nobody asked for it" Kagoike "Coercion under the name of speculation..."
337	籠池のオッチャンから早い時期から名前出てたのにしらばっくれやがって	Even though the name was disclosed early on from Kagoike's old man, everyone is playing dumb.
3186	籠池氏は…	Kagoike on the other hand...
1085	籠池被告の自宅を強制競売へ	The defendant Kagoike is forced to auction off his house.
3309	籠絡しようとする女がいるとかしっと案件か？おい	Hey
1633	米で9歳男児が姉射殺	Nine year old boy in US shoots older sister to death.
1307	米倉涼子『ドクターX』第5弾終了で早くも「続編」着手か「2年後以降なら」	Ryoko Yonekura 'Doctor X' \\nAs soon as episode 5 is finished, the sequel 'two years later' will be launched.
3187	米カルト元指導者マンソン受刑者が死亡	Former American cult leader Charles Manson dies in prison.
1358	「米兵が救助」米軍否定	[US soldier rescue] US  military denial.
2784	「米兵が救助」米軍否定 産経報道「沖縄２紙は黙殺」 県警も「確認できず」 昨年１２月自動車道事故  『産経だから』で慣れたらいけないんだろうなこういうの	"US military provision of aid" denied  Sankei coverage "Okinawa 2 paper is turning a blind eye"  The prefectural police also "can not confirm" last December's motorway accident  "Because of Sankei," I can't get used to such a thing
3132	「米兵が救助」米軍否定 産経報道「沖縄２紙は黙殺」 県警も「確認できず」 昨年１２月自動車道事故  産経を疑う	"Aid from America." Denied by American Army.  Sankei Reporting. "Okinawa's 2 newspapers turn a blind eye."  Prefectural police also "cannot confirm."  Vehicle accident in December of last year. Doubting Sankei.
3204	「米兵が救助」米軍否定 産経報道「沖縄２紙は黙殺」 県警も「確認できず」 昨年１２月自動車道事故  また誤報リストが増えたのか	"American soldiers provide relief." American army refutes. Sankei Shimbun "Two Okinawan newspapers turn blind eye." Prefectural police also "cannot confirm." December of last year, expressway accident. So has the list of made up stories grown once again?
401	米アムトラックの列車がサウスカロライナ州でまた事故 2人死亡、100人以上負傷  新線で事故った後にも事故ってたのね   飛行機以上にｺﾜｲ	2 people killed by accident on America's Amtrak train in South Carolina, more than 100 people injured  I guess there was another accident after the new line accident, huh?  That's scarier than an airplane
3345	米国人女性、テトリスとの結婚を希望	An American woman wishes to marry Tetris.
2398	「米国の北朝鮮攻撃にNOと言えるか」“身内”山本一太の質問に安倍首相が答えず…米朝戦争で日本国民100万人が犠牲に  自民党にもまともな議員はいるアピール定期   子飼いのイヌが台本どおりに甘噛み	"Can you say, 'NO' to a US attack of North Korea?" Prime Minister Abe does not answer "compatriot" Yamamoto Ichita's question... One million Japanese citizens could be sacrificed in a war between the US and North Korea. Liberal Democratic Party works on showing that they have good Diet members. The protege puppy pretends to bite just as the script calls for.
2247	米国株、ダウ3日ぶり反発 2年5カ月ぶり上げ幅 午後に買い直し: 日本経済新聞  記録的な下げの後に記録的な上げ   結果は１月の上昇が消し飛んだだけ  恐怖指数VIXはまだ高いけど	The US stock market, the Dow,  reacted in the last 3 days. It has gone up over the last 2 years and 5 months, and repurchased in the afternoon. According to the Japanese newspaper Keizai shinbun, a recorded fall follows a recorded rise.  As a result, January's rise was wiped out.  The VIX fear index is still high.
1160	米国株は三倍になるおじさん「米国株は三倍になる」	An old man that says US stocks will triple: "US stocks will triple."
1799	米国株は三倍になるおじさん「米国株は三倍になる」  とはいえここまで吹っ切れた予想やって最近は見ないから貴重	Although uncle said "US stocks tripled" until now they have broken predictions and recently have had unseen value.
4307	米国籍容疑者が処分か	Was it discarded by the American suspect?
1928	かつて米国の野生の鹿が大変なことになってたはず	I seem to recall wild deer in the US having a major outbreak.
2668	米国防総省発表、5年以内に実用化へ（DARPA）	US Department of Defense announcement, will be practical withing 5 years (DARPA).
4314	米大使、国連決議に	Decided for US Ambassador and United Nations.
4108	トランプ米大統領 韓国と貿易赤字減らないなら、在韓米軍の削減も  なんでアメリカに経済貢がないと朝鮮戦争の話になんの？ そんな脅しかけてくる国とまともな条約結べないだろ	President Trump If you do not cut trade deficit with South Korea.
3105	トランプ米大統領がエルサレムをイスラエルの首都として公式に認める方針と伝わると中東情勢に対する警戒感が浮上	If US President Trump's objective turns out to be to confirm Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, the level of tension in the Middle East would rise.
3312	米バーモント州	Oh my gosh...
2177	米ハワイ州で「弾道ミサイル」警報	"Ballistic missile" warning in Hawaii.
3773	米、オバマが推進してきた「ネットの中立性」撤廃 ISPはコンテンツによって料金や通信速度などを変えられるように 英語reddit民大荒れ  AVダウンロード民必死だな  どうせそんな大量の本数観尽くせないでしょうに	US, Obama promoted "Net Neutrality" repealed, ISP have ability to charge or change speed based on content. English reddit in an uproar. They are all scurrying to download porn. Whatever the case, such a large quantity like that can't be exhausted.
4293	米政府機関閉鎖で米軍ラジオAFNが放送停止	US Army radio AFN stops broadcasting during US government shutdown.
3448	米政権高官が反論「トランプ暴露本はウソが多い」  その反論が嘘くさい	Senior US administration objection  "Trump exposition documents have many lies" That objection sounds false
2588	米ＮＢＣ「日本は１９１０年から１９４５年まで韓国を支配した国だが、全ての韓国人にとって発展過程で日本が文化や技術、経済的に重要なモデルになったと話す」 ⇒ 謝罪  これ   日本をアメリカに   韓国を日本に   あと年を戦後に書き換えると   日本人は普通に喜ぶので困る	US NBC "Japan is a country that dominated South Korea from 1910 to 1945, but says that Japan has become an important economic model for their culture, technology and economy for all Koreans." ⇒ Apologizes For this, if you replace Japan to USA, Korea to Japan and the year to after the war Japanese people become ordinarily pleased so it's a problem
4074	米ユナイテッド機内で子犬を頭上に収納させられ……犬は死亡  座席の下に犬とか入れるところあって各社バラバラだけど５～１０kgまでは一緒に乗れるんだが  それで非なんかあったらたまったもんじゃねーわｗ	United Airlines puts puppy in overhead bin...the dog died. They have places to put the dog under the seats and its different for every company but dogs that are 5 to 10kg can ride together but if they dont allow my dog i would be upset lol
1907	米欧日の家庭用ゲームソフト市場は14：10：1の比──なぜ日本のゲームメーカーは世界で戦えなくなったのか  14:10:1はなにかソースがあるのかな   記事のどこにも書いてないし   家庭用ゲーム市場という括りならここまで大きな差じゃないと思うけど	Market for household videogames in US, Europe, Japan is respectively 14:10:1. Why have Japanese videogame companies lost their competitive edge? Is there a source for the 14:10:1 claim? It's nowhere to be found in the article. If we're talking about the entire home game market, the difference shouldn't be that huge.
958	米 アラスカ沖の太平洋でマグニチュード８．２の地震  草津も噴火するしなあ   活動期なんだな	Magnitude 8.2 earthquake in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Alaska  Kusatsu is also gonna erupt  It's an active period
2490	米海軍 横須賀基地所属 複数の兵士 薬物使用・流通の疑いで捜査  あ、そっか海軍犯罪捜査局ってNCISかあのドラマの	Multiple members of the US Navy, Yokosuka Naval base, being investigated for suspicion of drug use/circulation.  Oh yeah, Navy Criminal investigation Service is NCIS from that one TV series
2677	いつもヤフオクでお米(玄米)を落札するウチにとっては、野菜の販売は当然あるだろうとは思っとったけどね。	Auctions, so we thought it only natural that vegetables were for sale.
4086	米空軍機また部品落下 日本政府に連絡は6日後  ヒヤリハット！	US Air Force aircraft drops parts again, contacts japan 6 days later.
896	米アマゾン：「アレクサ」が突然笑い出す不具合を修正	Amazon US: Bug where "Alexa" suddenly starts laughing fixed.
871	ファーウェイ、米キャリアでの販売中止に。セキュリティ上の懸念が影響し、政府からの圧力があったのではないかとの推測もささやかれている。  ファーwwwウェーイwww	Huawei has been banned from US carriers. There are worries about security and people have theorized some political pressure. Huawei, hahaha
3879	米軍三沢基地から離陸したＦ16が燃料タンク投棄	The F16 which took off from the US army Misawa base dumping fuel tank.
2114	米軍が任務急増で悲鳴	Uproar as posts rapidly increase in US Army.
2871	米軍からの感謝状、返却へ ヘリ炎上事故で沖縄・高江区と住民  GJ	A letter of appreciation from the US military, the returning helicopter bursts into flames and causes an accident in Okinawa · Good job residents of the Takae Ward
3246	米軍機事故「それで何人死んだ」＝松本副大臣がやじ、共産非難  こいつは比例ゾンビ(3連続)なのよね……	American military equipment accident happened and Vice Minister Matsumoto booes the incident saying “how many people have died?” The communist part is also critical saying that this guy is a typical zombie that is third in succession.
3714	米軍ヘリ、また沖縄で不時着 今月３回目 渡名喜村  スレタイ長すぎ	US helicopter makes another emergency landing in Okinawa for the third time this month. Tonaki. The thread title is too long.
2232	米軍ヘリ また緊急着陸か 沖縄 渡名喜村  もう寿命だから新しいヘリと交換してくれ   とはいえ新しいやつはオスプレイなんだが	US helicopter, another emergency landing? Tonaki, Okinawa. It's at the end of it's lifespan so please just get a new helicopter. Having said that, I guess a new one would be an Osprey.
3003	米軍車両が衝突、軽トラの男性死亡	Traffic accident with US Army vehicle, man in light truck killed.
4455	米軍輸送機 沖縄 沖大東島沖の海上に墜落か | NHKニュース  よく墜ちるなぁ	US military transport aircraft, Okinawa, it crashed to the sea off the coast of Okiito Island| NHK News They crash often
2615	米軍輸送機 沖縄 沖大東島沖の海上に墜落か | NHKニュース  月一ペースでやらかす米軍	US military transport aircraft crash into the sea off of the coast of Okidaitoshima Island in Okinawa | NHK news US military that bring trouble at once a month pace
3579	米軍ヘリ部品発見の保育園、中傷メール・電話が相次ぐ	The nursery where the American military helicopter parts were discovered\\n\\nDerogatory emails and phone calls keep coming.
3455	＜すぐそこに米軍 首都圏基地問題＞横田空域の返還求めず 羽田新ルートで政府  どうみても売国奴政権です	＜Right there is the American Naval Base capital base problem＞without wanting to restore Yokota air base they take the Haneda route and it is apprent that the goverment is betraying it's own country.
1719	米鉄鋼関税に報復せず＝「ＷＴＯ枠組みで対応検討」－日本政府  セコブタしっかりしろよｗ	Not retaliating against US steel tariffs = 'Considering the response within the WTO framework.' Japanese government. Scolding Sekabuta.
3533	米陸軍の極秘情報がAWSで公開状態だったことが発覚	Top secret information of the US Army was discovered on AWS.
2198	粉末ココア80袋ある	There are 80 bags of finely ground cocoa powder.
393	♪アイハブあ精子ユーハブあ卵子・・うっ・・・ベイビー！ ピコ太郎のプロデューサー・古坂大魔王（44）と妻でタレントの安枝瞳（29）がハワイで挙式 第1子妊娠も発表  それ本名なん？	I have sperm, and you have eggs... ooh, baby! Pikotaro's producer Daimao Osaka (44) and bride, artiste Hitomi Yasaeda (29) have wedded in Hawaii  They have announced that Yasaeda is pregnant with their first child  Is that his real name?
2150	精神注入棒かな？	Maybe it's a spirit staff?
3302	アルコールになるほどの糖なり炭水化物が含まれてんの？	Does it not have sugar and carbohydrates?
1155	いつから糞安い粉のヤツ使うようになったんだけっけな	It seems at some stage they started using cheap powdered crap.
403	糞害に憤慨した名古屋市、道端の犬のうんこの周りに黄色いチョークを引いてうんこは片付けずに晒し者にする作戦を検討中  スレタイマジで原文中で言っててﾜﾛﾀ	Nagoya resentful of feces pollution, considering a strategy to make a yellow chalk outline around dog poop in order to expose it instead of cleaning it up  The thread title is really written inside the article hahaha
953	糞ノ穴  これ思うわ。 ヨーロッパからアメリカへ渡った白人なんて、侵略者で略奪者。 アメリカはレイシストとその被害者の坩堝じゃねえか。	Shithole  That's what I think. The white people who crossed from Europe to America, they're nothing but invaders and pillagers.  America is a melting pot of racists and their victims
2706	糞食をやめられないフレンズ内閣	A ministry composed of friends that can't stop eating feces.
2366	オラオラ系じゃないですかーやだー	He's so aggressive.
543	ニュース系をフォローしてる	What are the reasons for people using twitter but not tweeting?
3256	アレ系の人って腸内細菌好き過ぎだろ	These kind of people probably like intestinal bacteria too much.
523	タリバン系組織に捕らわれていた米国人妻、5年間の苦難を語る	American wife speaks about 5 years of hardship held captive by a Taliban faction.
312	セガの系譜なのか	It is part of the Sega legacy.
2190	ストロング系飲料なぜ増加？	Why the increase in Strong drinks?
141	ビール系飲料１３年連続最低更新	My 13th straight year of setting a new record for drinking the least amount of beer.
1961	約133人に1人が依存症、オピオイドが米国を滅ぼす	Approximately one in 133 are addicts: opioids are destroying America.
4355	約1ヶ月使用しているが、目に見える体型の変化はない。	I've been using it for about a month, but there is no visible change in body shape.
1643	約3割が「貯蓄なし世帯」に！ ひとごとではない“シニア破たん” ｜AERA dot. (アエラドット)  お昼に和食食べたくなって、ちょっといい店に刺身定食みたいなの食べに行くと   70～80歳くらいのジジババがすげーいい物食べてるんだよね   こっちが並(1200円)くらいで我慢してるのに、あっちは上(1800円)、天重(2400円)みたいな  まぁ店の中を見渡すと子ども連れた家族はゼロだし、同年代も居ない   大半は60歳以上だから、こっちがアウトサイダーなんだけど	Roughly 30% are in "households with no savings"! "Senior collapse" is not just someone else's problem | AERA dot. For lunch it isn't a standard Japanese meal, but rather a sashimi meal at a nicer restaurant, those old men and women in their 70s and 80s sure eat some nice food. While I'm enduring the normal meal (1200 yen) they are having the top class (1800 yen) or the lunch with tempura (2400 yen). Well, looking around the restaurant there are no families with kids, nor are there any other people in my age group. The majority are 60 or older, and it's like I am the outsider.
2386	約790億円相当のネムとリップルの出金観測と関係か	Connection with financing survey of approximately 79 billion yen in NEW and Ripple?
1980	紅白の出演以来を蹴って一人前的な風潮有るからな	It's because there's kind of a trend where turning down Kouhaku makes you more respected.
1980	『紅白』、大物歌手が軒並み出演拒否か…知らない歌手ばかりで「史上最悪の紅白」の懸念	"Kouhaku", popular singers across the board decline to participate... Worries of only unknown singers and "the worst Kouhaku in history".
3641	『紅白』、大物歌手が軒並み出演拒否か…知らない歌手ばかりで「史上最悪の紅白」の懸念	"Kouhaku", well known singers across the board refuse to participate... nothing but unknown singers, worry of the "worst Kouhaku in history".
3691	「紅白」後半視聴率	"Kōhaku" second half's ratings.
3150	紅茶ケーキ作ったよ	I made a black tea cake.
1805	紅茶ケーキ作ったよ	I made a matcha cake.
2391	納会で、灰色さんとはおしゃべりできませんでしたが、ここ一年くらい可愛くなったと話題の同期と仲良くおしゃべりしてました	At the last meeting of the year I was unable to talk with Ms. Gray, but over the course of the year I there was much talk about how she was getting cuter.
2054	納入遅れ7年のＭＲＪ、納期を守る為試験機を3機増やし8機体制で開発加速へ  開幕セレモニーで、MRJから(スカイダイバーに抱えられた)安倍マリオが降りてくる	The deadline for MRJ was 7 years ago. They accelerated the speed of development with 8 planes, 3 of which are extra test ones. Abe Mario would be jumping from MRJ at the opening ceremony with a skydiver.
1359	納得はいくよね	I can see that.
945	納期遅れで実績無し、どう考えても建前論でしょw	That's pretty impressive.
621	おかめ納豆、２７年ぶり値上げ 「原材料が高止まり」  量減らされるよりは良心的   元々安いからしゃーない	Okame Natto had a price mark up, for the first time in 27 years  [the cost of raw ingredients remaining high]  Instead of decreasing the amount fairly well, it was cheap from the start so oh well.
81	ヤギは紙を食べる動物としても知られている。しかし、現実には、現代の紙を食べさせると消化できず、腸閉塞などを起こす可能性があり、危険である[要出典]	A goat is also known as an animal eating paper.However, in reality, if you feed contemporary paper it can not be digested, may cause intestinal obstruction, etc.
3220	「紛れもなく痴漢」など怒りの声続々、運営平謝り	Angry voices of "unmistakable fondling" continue, management issues earnest apology.
679	素人の技じゃない	This is not a skill for matures.
2694	まだヨウ素が出てるとか言ってる奴いるのかｗ	Haha
2219	スイカ細工	Water melon craft.
184	ノーパンホットパンツロリの細足を掴んで、転んだ女の子にのしかかりながらそのまま挿入したい  そんなぁ〜	I want to grab the skinny legs of a fallen girl with hot pants or no pants. From there, I want to lean on her while penetrating into her. You don’t say.
3017	ノーパンホットパンツロリの細足を掴んで、転んだ女の子にのしかかりながらそのまま挿入したい  んあぁ〜！！ようじょにぶちゅぶちゅしたい〜！！	I want to grab the slender legs of the young girl with hot pants and no underwear, and then put myself inside her right then, aaahh!! I want to pound the young girl!!
3508	紹介します。これが可愛いホムラちゃんです。  横からパンツの紐見えてて、常に勝負パンツはいてるのがモロバレで可哀想	I will introduce you. This is cute Homura. You can see the thread of the side of his underwear. Therefore, people found out she always wears her contest underwear so I feel bad about that.
200	紺anello見た	I saw a navy Anello.
702	デフラグ終わんないお	I'm defragging my computer, but it's taking forever...
1570	アベはもう終了してる	This is the end for Abe.
3921	ＮＹダウ 終値1000ドル以上の下落  円高来いよ	NY Dow's closing price falls by more than $ 1,000. Come on, appreciation of the yen!
2790	ＮＹダウ 終値1000ドル以上の下落  インフレ来たあ	NY Dow down more than $1000 at close  Inflation caame
171	ＮＹダウ 終値1000ドル以上の下落  落ちたな（確信）	NY Dow closing price drop of more than $1000. It sure fell (conviction).
1330	セールが終わったあと急に欲しくなる現象について	Regarding the phenomenon of wanting something right after a sale has ended.
3479	「まとめサイト」終焉の序曲か	It's the prelude of the demise of「Summary Sites」.
4084	もう終わりだぁ!(絶望)	Its over!
1506	組織内なら全パソコンを管理できるPCがあるだろうから消そうと思えば別のパソコンから消せる設定はあるんじゃない	\\nSince there are computers that can manage all PCs in an organisation, if you try to erase anything, there are settings that can erase from another computer.
2788	組織票の闇って怖い。	Mayoral election of Nago City, Okinawa   The darkness of block voting is scary
2735	コインチェック経営陣、しどろもどろの謝罪会見。社長が筆頭株主なのに「株主と相談します」（全文）	Coincheck's management's blundering press conference of apology.
4192	経団連が発狂する	Federation of Economic Organizations going mad.
1877	経済界で続くデータ改竄 「経団連」次期会長人事にも暗い影  結局、IT系の導入、数値に基づいた仕事の組み立てや経営という米国式を入れるか   という争い。たぶん、経済界のお偉方は分かってない   外資で経験値積んだ40代がスキあらばとチャンスを伺ってる	Continuing data falsification in the buisness world  The next HR chairman of "Keidanren" also has dark shadows  The argument of whether or not, in the end, the American way of collecting and managing work based on numbers will be introduced into the IT system. Probably, the big shots of the financial world don't know  I've heard that if you get 40 experience points in Foreign Investment, you can get a chance
2964	経済発展には「競争」と「平等」のバランスこそが大切だと考えた世界の事例	An example of the importance of balancing "competition" and "fairness" in economic development.
3243	経済評論家の三橋貴明(48) 妻(10代)を殴った疑いで逮捕  これでネットの広告が韓国経済崩壊（）だらけになる現象少しは収まるの	Economist Takaaki Mitsuhashi was arrested for beating his teenaged wife. \\nWith this news the internet’s constant  news about South Korea’s economic collapse will lessen a little.
3718	経産省、「空飛ぶクルマ」検討開始 製造業の方向性議論  虚構新聞でしょ？いや、マジ何言ってんの？   何でこれ虚構新聞じゃないんですか！	The Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry begins consideration of "flying cars". Debate over manufacturing industry's direction. This is Kyoko Shimbun right? Wait, what are they saying for real? Why isn't this Kyoko Shimbun!
754	うーん、まあ経験者が作らないと意味がないって感じかな？	Yeah, well, I guess the point is that it's useless for people with no experience to make it.
685	ソースは結婚したいとこ	The source wants to get married.
3959	ＧＬＡＹ 結婚式での楽曲使用どうぞ！著作権料徴収せずと発表「無償提供したい」  本文読めばわかるけど著作隣接権の使用料を取らないという話なのでJASRAC(またはNexTone)には払う必要がある	Please use GLAY music at the wedding ceremony! An announcement that it does not collect the copyright fee announces "I want to offer free of charge" Although it can be understood by reading the text, it is necessary to pay JASRAC (or NexTone) because it is a story not to pay the royalty of the neighboring rights
394	ＧＬＡＹ 結婚式での楽曲使用どうぞ！著作権料徴収せずと発表「無償提供したい」  なるほど、ジャスラック潰さなきゃ。(使命感)	GLAY Feel free to use this music at your wedding ceremony!  They have waived copyright, bypassing JASRAC (Japanese Society for Rights of Authors, Composers and Publishers), saying "I want to give something for nothing" (on a mission).
1537	結婚式のご祝儀…コンビニATMで下した適当な古札入れちゃってた……	I had put old, subpar bills I withdrew from a convenience store ATM... in the congratulatory wedding gift​.....
800	結婚式のご祝儀…コンビニATMで下した適当な古札入れちゃってた……  １００００通メール送ろう	For the wedding gift... I accidentally put in some old bills that I casually withdrew from an ATM at a convenience store...... I'm going to send them 10,000 letters.
2075	えーー、結婚生活には３つの「Ｌ」が肝要でございます。	Well...3 Ls play a key role in a marriage life.
3140	えーー、結婚生活には３つの「Ｌ」が肝要でございます。  耐える     萎える   彷徨える	Well, for married life the 3 L's are very important. Endure, wither, wander
3808	結局アップデートはするべき？	Should you update after all?
1630	結局その件は刑事事件にはなってないみたいだし、その真偽は僕たちじゃ議論できないよ	It seems like that did not become a criminal case, so we can't really argue about it's veracity.
1493	で、結局のりたまかゆかりか旅行の友に戻る	In the end I always go back to my traveling pals, Noritama or Yukari.
3804	結局日本で「リベラル」って何なの？どんな人達？  わら人形だよ	In the end, what's "liberal" in Japan? What kind of people are they? They're straw dolls.
2256	で結局さぁ、森友疑獄wで文書が改竄されて、誰か大儲けしたり、贈収賄があったり、国費が無駄に使われたりしたの？	In the Moritomo scandal, didn’t someone alter the documents and make large amounts of money from public funds while bribing people?
72	で結局さぁ、森友疑獄wで文書が改竄されて、誰か大儲けしたり、贈収賄があったり、国費が無駄に使われたりしたの？	So in the end with the Moritomo scandal (haha) the documents were falsified, somebody profited big time, bribery took place, and government money was wasted?
3727	結局買った	I ended up buying it.
1991	その結果がけものフレンズだろ	I think the result of that must be "Beast Friends."
4371	結果:ワセリンでお肌つるっつるに若返る	Result: skin was made slick and rejuvenated with Vaseline
4501	結核にかかったボルネオゾウの「ふくちゃん」(福山市立動物園)、快方へ 園職員が懸命に世話  象さんかわいい。  体重減るときのスケールもすごいのね。200キロとか減っちゃうんだ。  これでまたいつか結核にかかった象が出てきても治療しやすくなるね。	Borneozo's "Fukuchan" (Fukuyama Zoological Gardens) who had Tuberculosis, Yuko Honten staff carefully carved a cute elephant. The scale after weight loss is amazing, I'm going to go down by 200kg. It will be easier to treat even if an elephant with tuberculosis someday comes out.
4197	結構ぐろいな	It is pretty disgusting.
4366	結構危険	Pretty dangerous.
2327	給料がダンチ	The pay is way better.
1911	絵心あると思う	I appreciate the painter's artistic sensibilities...
3085	絵描いた   ス タ ン プ 化 決 定	I drew pictures.  I've confirmed that they're turning into stamps.
2617	絵描いた  昔夢見たことはあったなあ	I drew a picture There was something I dreamed of a long time ago
1409	絵を描きたい気分だけど描きたいものが無いのです	I kind of want to draw, but I have no subject matter.
670	絵を描きたい気分だけど描きたいものが無いのです  よい	I want to draw a picture but there is nothing I want to draw.
3865	絵を描きたい気分だけど描きたいものが無いのです  金髪ロングくせっ毛   9歳   小   お姫様っぽく   アンニュイ  で。	I'm in the mood for drawing but I do not have anything I want to draw Blond Hair Long Hair Length 9 Year Old Princess like Annui.
3043	絵柄が変遷してるが時系列なのか	The pattern is transitioning; is it in chronological order?
2823	絵柄の統一感…	The cover art displays a sense of unity...
2827	バルテュスの絵画は少女を性的対象としている？	Do Balthus' paintings objectify women?
2881	トランプ「ゴッホの絵画を貸してよWHのリビングに飾るから」グッゲンハイム美術館「お断りします。代わりに金の便器はいかが？題はアメリカっていうんですけど」  初音ミクの便器とか需要高そうだな、薄い本にもなりそう	Mr. Trump says "Lend me the paintings of Van Gogh and I'll use them to decorate the living room of the White House." To which the Guggenheim Museum replies: "No thank you, but how about gold toilet instead? We will name the art piece America." Hatsune Miku tolets also seem to have high demand, It could be it's own thin book
1885	トランプ「ゴッホの絵画を貸してよWHのリビングに飾るから」グッゲンハイム美術館「お断りします。代わりに金の便器はいかが？題はアメリカっていうんですけど」  ここで鉄の便器を選べば 金の便器と銀の便器ももらえる	Trump: "Lend me Van Gogh's paintings so I can decorate the white house living room"  Guggenheim Museum: "We refuse. How about a solid gold toilet bowl instead? The title of the work is America."  Here, if you choose an iron toilet, you can receive both a gold toilet and a silver toilet
3025	絶対脳に影響してるからすぐに止めろ虐待県	It without doubt has an effect on the brain, so the abusive prefecture should stop it right away.
4292	絶対に落としてはいけないモノを落とした人たち  前歩いてる相当歳をとったご婦人が、 ポロポロとズボンの裾からウ○コ落としてるの見ちゃったことがある	People who drop things that you absolutely can't drop. I once saw a housewife of a reasonable age who was walking ahead of me drop a piece of sh*t from the hem of her trousers.
821	コラム：ビットコイン、「リアルマネー」に絶対ならない訳  LN実装ガー	Column: Bitcoin will absolutely not become "real money"  LN implementation, gah
3968	絶対領域vsノーマルふともも	Absolute area vs normal thighs.
772	継続して育成できる強みがあるし	If it doesn't match someone, they could just move to a different club.
485	続報ない予感・・・	I have a feeling there will be no follow up.
1280	なんにしろ続報待ちだな	I like Keyakizaka46, so whatever the case I'm looking forward to more info.
2679	リップルが続落、マネーグラムとの提携でＸＲＰトークン不要論払拭できるか	Ripple stock price continues to fall, can the argument that the XRP token in the cooperation with MoneyGram is unnecessary be dispelled?
288	たまに綺麗に洗って乾燥させて衛生面は気をつけてやらなあかんけど	Sometimes I'll wash them thoroughly and dry them since you have to be mindful about sanitation.
768	【緊急】今年中に人工培養食肉「クリーンミート」販売へ！	[Urgent] Artificial "Clean Meat" to be sold starting this year!
3751	【緊急映画雑談スレ！！】今日はスター・ウォーズ／最後のジェダイの公開！ 大林宣彦 監督作 花筐 HANAGATAMI！ビム・ヴェンダース監督作アランフエスの麗しき日々！銀熊賞受賞わたしは、幸福フェリシテ！など公開！仮面ライダーもガルパンもやってるぞ  流石に公開1日の映画をネタバレはあかんでしょう  リンク先でspoilerのcssを付けてやってみるとかどう？(付け方は右サイドバーに載ってる)	[Emergency movie discussion thread!!] Today is opening day for Star Wars: The Last Jedi! Director / screenplay: Obayashi Nobuhiko, HANAGATAMI! Director / screenplay: Wim Wenders, The Beautiful Days of Aranjuez! For the Silver Bear Award, there's also Félicité in theaters! There's also Kamen Rider and Girls und Panzer. Of course you don't want movie spoilers on opening day. How about using the spoiler css at this link? (The way to use it is on the right sidebar)
1388	緊急警報	Emergency warnings.
2003	『サガ スカーレット グレイス 緋色の野望』はPS4、Switch、Steam、スマホ向けに発売  おま値かUnityでバグまみれの最適化不足   多分両方予言が当たる   と言うかあれ以降情報もないロマサガ3……	"SaGa: Scarlet Grace Hiiro no Yabou" will be available for PS4, Switch, Steam, and smartphones. Released for a high price with Unity, riddled with bugs and lacking optimization. I bet both predictions will come true. But there hasn't been any news since then on Romancing SaGa 3...
324	総務妻って感じ	It's more like a wife as business manager.
1925	総務省、IoT機器に「認証マーク」導入へ サイバー攻撃急増で  また利権か	Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications moves to employ certification marks on IoT devices.  With cyber attacks on the rise, are they shoring up their interests?
1068	総務省が厳重注意	Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications issues stern warning.
3584	総務省 格安スマホのUQモバイルを「不公正の象徴」としてやり玉に KDDI「UQを優遇していない」  UQとBiglobe以外のau系MVNOは遅いぞ	Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications has stated that the cheap UQ mobile smartphone “is an example of injustice.” Therefore, an example is being made with KDDI to “not give UQ device preferable treatment.” Other than UQ and Biglobe, MVNO of au is late (in making these actions).
1650	総務省「若い世代を中心に収入増が貯蓄に回っている」	Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications "Focusing on the younger generation, growth in income is being moved into savings".
3269	総務省補正予算案、総額274.9億円のうち、100億円が「女性活躍」。 → その中身はマイナンバーカードへの旧姓記載を可能にするためのシステム改修。  そこでバチバチやるだろうね。  いつかFの官公庁系案件の下請けお手伝いしたけど、国の案件は信頼が大事だからって何もしない中抜き業者何個も挟んでておちんぎんマクドナルドレベルだった笑	Among the 27.49 billion yen budget of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications, 10 billion is going to “women activities.” Those contents are revisions to allow the possibility of including maiden names on “My Number” cards. This will probably cause fights. I want to someday work under Mr.F at the government  ministry but this plan (women activities one) is important for trust so I am basically like a worker at McDonalds with varies different orders coming in. Hahaha
1982	総務省が「選挙区内の有権者への線香配布は問題ない」との見解  まじかよ   線香くれないやつには投票しないわ	The Ministry of Internal Affairs' opinion is that "incense circulation and distribution to voters in electoral district is not a problem" No, I will not vote for those who do not give incense
4170	総括援助してやれ！	Go help with the summary!
3757	総理単体ならほかにも酷いのいるけど、総理夫人としては史上最低では？	Judging just the prime minister alone there have been worse ones, but when you consider the prime minister and spouse together is this the worst pair in history?
1238	Ｊリーグマスコット総選挙2018開催中！	J League mascot election 2018 now open!
2736	イタリア総選挙、投票始まる ３勢力の争い  ベルルスコーニってまだ居たのか。てか顔変じゃない？整形？厚化粧？CG？	Voting begins for Italian general elections. A battle between 3 parties. I didn't know Berlusconi was still around. By the way isn't his face weird? Plastic surgery? Heavy makeup? CG?
3814	緑嫌われすぎだろ	The green one is way too disliked.
3151	線路歩き足首切断	Walking on the railroad tracks and severs ankle.
2718	ポーション縛りだろ	They're limited to potions.
1383	縦スクロールして情報を見る時代、終わるらしい	It seems to be the end of the era for getting information by vertical scrolling.
1620	クリスマスめぐみん  どうせ繁忙期過ぎて暇だろ？スケベしようや	Christmas Megumin. It's after the busy period and there's free time now, right? Let's get lewd.
4390	繊細チンピラ	What little punks.
4166	「サバ缶」人気上昇！	"Canned mackerel" popularity rising!
2962	「サバ缶」人気上昇！	Canned Mackerel popularity rising!
2167	「サバ缶」人気上昇！	"Canned mackerel" soars in popularity!
2962	サンマ缶の役割が鯖になっただけな気がしないでもない	Is this any different than canned saury?
1718	「もしかして、罰当たり……!?」	'Is it a punishment, maybe?'
81	羊じゃねーし	It is dangerous [citation needed]　I am not a goat.
2743	くそが！くそが！  ピピ美でかいな	Shit! Shit! Pipimi is big.
1562	美人国際政治学者三浦瑠麗さん スリーパーセル存在の公知の根拠として、 阪神大震災時に瓦礫の中から迫撃砲等が発見されたという話を挙げる  直近なら九州の抗争やろ	The beautiful scholar of international politics, Lully Miura, on the basis that it is well knowledge that sleeper cells exist, promotes the idea that in the rubble of the great Hanshin earthquake, mortars and the like were discovered. If we're talking recently, this must be the Kyūshū  dispute.
9	「美人すぎる市議」社民党佐藤あずささん	"Too beautiful city councilor" Social Democratic Party member Satou Azusa.
1456	「美人すぎる市議」社民党佐藤あずささん 冷笑ネトウヨライター中川淳一郎と普通の日本人たちの攻撃によりツイッター撤退へ  今この国で幸せだと   軽々しく総意扱いで言っちゃう方が   頭パッパラパーのお花畑ぐらいやろ      産む自由も無論あるなら   産まない自由もあるからな   産まれる子は親を選べないんだよ      代理出産どころか   人工受精すら未だに偏見多いやつも多いし   結局地獄だよ。	A city counselor that is way too beautiful: Ms. Azusa Satō of the Social Democratic Party is withdrawing from Twitter due to and attacks from online right wing writer Junichirō Nakagawa and everyday Japanese people. Saying that "this country makes me happy" and recklessly treating the public opinion like that, this person is scatterbrained. If it's natural to have the freedom to give birth, you're free not to give birth as well. Kids that are born don't get to choose their parents. Even now there are a lot of people that have a lot of narrow views on artificial insemination, let alone surrogate births. It's hell.
1648	美人のコミュ障は起こりうる気がする	I have a feeling that it's possible for a beautiful person to have a communication disorder.
2383	美容界を揺るがす大論争	Controversy shakes the beauty world.
440	美容院でいつも指名してるちっちゃくて可愛い女の子に妊娠したから年内で休むって言われた  ちんこ握ってた手で髪切られてたんやな	I was told that the cute little girl I always choose at the hairdresser has become pregnant, so she will be on vacation before the end of the year  Your hair was cut by the hands that were grabbing a penis
3481	でも美少女のなら…？	Moreover, what if they are grown by a beautiful girl...?
1345	美しい日本の尻尾切り対応	Its a classic Japanese distraction trick .
2986	”美しい”のではなくて”美しすぎる国”で社会が輝く、美しさ。	It's not "beautiful", it's a "Country that is too beautiful" that will make the shine with beauty.
2813	メトロポリタン美術館で夢見るテレーズって作品がエッチなので撤去すべきって署名が9000近く集まったらしい  猫があっさりしててかなしい	It seems that nearly 9000 signatures have been collected to have Therese Dreaming removed from the Metropolitan Museum of Art for being erotic  How sad for the cat
2755	メトロポリタン美術館の少女パンツ丸出し絵画に撤去要望の署名が9000に迫る勢い	A petition calling for the removal of a painting at the Metropolitan Art Museum depicting a young girl with her underwear visible is almost up to 9000 signatures.
1415	メトロポリタン美術館の少女パンツ丸出し絵画に撤去要望の署名が9000に迫る勢い  これはたしかにけしからん	Over 9,000 people sign petition to remove painting at Metropolitan Museum of Art depicting young girl with underwear exposed
4286	メトロポリタン美術館の少女パンツ丸出し絵画に撤去要望の署名が9000に迫る勢い	Signature count approaches 9000 requesting removal of Metropolitan Museum of Art display with women's underwear.
463	メトロポリタン美術館の少女パンツ丸出し絵画に撤去要望の署名が9000に迫る勢い  何が指向だ嗜好だ  寝言言ってんじゃないよ  問題は、成人より身体・社会的能力が脆弱である子供は被害者としかなり得ないことでしょう  成長期の子供にとってはその後の人生に影響すること。実際に性的虐待を受けてPTSDを患った子供がどれだけいると思ってるの	Number of signatures approaches 9000 for removal of exhibit showing girls' underwear at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. What does this have to do with direction or preference? This isn't just someone talking in their sleep. The problem is that children, who are weaker than adults both physically and in social ability, could suffer. The experiences one has while maturing having a lasting impact on the rest of one's life. I think there are probably numerous children who have suffered sexual abuse that could experience PTSD.
357	群馬県民つよい	Gunma people are strong.
939	義務教育でciv5英語版をやらせよう（提案）	Lets make the civ5 English language version part of compulsory education (A proposal).
3851	羽川猫	Hagawa cat.
1274	羽生のイケメン力が凄い	Hanyu is amazingly good looking.
2625	羽生引退	Habu is retiring.
1397	羽生棋聖、渡辺竜王を破り史上初「永世七冠」	Master of Go Yoshiharu Habu defeats Akira Watanabe for world's first record of holding seven major professional shogi titles simultaneously.
1240	羽生棋聖、渡辺竜王を破り史上初「永世七冠」	Shogi master Habu, defeats Watanabe Akira to become first "Eternal Seventh Rank" in history.
1476	羽生棋聖、渡辺竜王を破り史上初「永世七冠」  序盤、中盤、終盤、隙がないと思うよ	I think Shogi Master Habu defeated Dragon King Watanabe, creating the first  "eternity seven crowns” with no openings in the opening stage, middle stage, and last stage.
3711	羽生棋聖、渡辺竜王を破り史上初「永世七冠」  「永世竜王」って字面的にロマン溢れすぎてて最高だな	Shogi master Habu beats Ryuo Watanabe to become first ever to win "seventh eisei lifetime titles".
4278	羽生永世七冠「ギットハブというサイトがあるんですよ」  AIと対戦する棋士は、戦う相手となるAIが動作するPC一式を、対局前に無償で貸して貰えるルールだったはず   棋士はそれを使って、相手の癖とか弱点みたいなのを探ることが出来る(なにこれクソ強い絶望、みたいな)   で、AI設計者側は提供時点から対局が終わるまで、一切のプログラム改変とか調整を禁止されてる    AIがバグっててハメ技的に100%勝つ手筋を見つけたら、人間の不戦勝みたいなもん	羽生永世七冠 "The site GitHub exists you know". There must have been a rule that a go player competing against an AI could borrow the working PC with the AI before a match without compensation. The player can use that to find the tendencies or weak points (this is like a really strong despair), and the AI creators are forbidden from making any changes from the point it is given until the end. If they can find a bug that gives them a 100% chance of victory, then it's like the human wins without an actual contest.
1067	羽生永世六冠は将棋が苦手って言うもんなぁ	Eisei Hanu, with 6 championship caps, says he is no good at shogi.
3461	羽生結弦 金メダルで６６年ぶり五輪連覇！宇野も銀！冬季五輪初の日本ワンツー表彰台 • r/Olympics_ja  もっこりかとｵﾓﾀ	Yuzuru Hanyu with the Gold medal got the first successive olympic win in 66 years!  Uno got silver too!  First time in winter olympics that the first two places were Japan/r/Olympics_ja もっこりかとｵﾓﾀ
3615	羽生くんのショートプログラム見たんだけどお年を召したご婦人たちの歓声すごすぎて怖い	I saw Hanyu's short program, but the cheers of the older women were so intense they were scary.
1424	アホらしやめたらこの習慣	We should really do away with this dumbassed custom.
1929	習氏は「終身主席」？ トランプ氏が称賛 「われわれもいつか、試してみなければならないかもしれない」  それでいいのか中国人	Xi to assume lifelong post? Trump praises act, saying, "Maybe we’ll have to give that a shot someday." Is that really OK, China?
1881	習近平国家主席「共産党以外のマフィアは殺す」	Head of state Xi Jin Ping [Kill Mafia outside of the communist party] Conspiracy!
3599	タフな老人力、法廷の「アウト老」…不利な質問に「聞こえない」、車椅子アピール  いいじゃん、ガンバレ老人	Tough elderly power, the "outlaws" of the court... Respond to disadvantageous questions with "I can't hear", and they garner points with their wheelchairs. Not bad, nicely done, elderly people.
3338	もう老人に運転されないでくれ…	Please don't let old people drive anymore...
4371	老化する人間の細胞を「若返らせる」ことに成功：研究結果	Cells from aging humans have successfully been "rejuvenated": Research result.
2124	老化する人間の細胞を「若返らせる」ことに成功：研究結果  毛母細胞は？毛母細胞も若返るの？	Success with making cells "younger" in aging people: Research results. What are hair matrix cells? Can hair matrix cells be made younger as well?
3831	ハダカデバネズミは老化しないという説。	There is a theory that naked mole rats don't age.
3479	老舗サイト「あじゃじゃしたー」「ぁゃιぃ(*ﾟーﾟ)NEWS」が相次ぎ閉鎖の謎	Old school sites 「あじゃじゃしたー」「ぁゃιぃ(*ﾟーﾟ)NEWS」have mysteriously closed down in succession to each other.
2689	老舗メーカー不正の温床「トクサイ」とは何か？	What is "Tokusai"?
1538	よくよく考えてみると10年前、ほとんど誰もスマホなんて持ってなかったのに、今やスマホは生活必需品	If you think about it, 10 years ago almost nobody had a smartphone, but now smartphones are a necessity in life.
1498	よくよく考えてみると10年前、ほとんど誰もスマホなんて持ってなかったのに、今やスマホは生活必需品  いやほんとそうよな   次は CRISPR/CAS9 だぞ、覚えとけ	If I think back, 10 years ago, hardly anyone had smart phones.  Now smart phones have become an essential lifestyle item, as have earphones.  The next one is CRISPR/CAS9.  Remember it.
3854	「ゆるしてヒヤシンス」ちゃんと考えられたギャグだった	"Forgiveness hyacinth" It was a gag that was considered properly.
3620	バカの考えることはよくわからない	I can't understand what an idiot is thinking.
3289	バカの考えることはよくわからない	I do not understand how idiots think.
4487	バカの考えることはよくわからない	I really don't understand how people think stupidly.
1814	どうあってもすけべなことを考えてしまう  おかさないし、おかされない	No matter what, I end up thinking about lecherous things  I won't violate, and I won't be violated
468	どう考えても谷サエコからの2枚のFAXで詰んでる	Whatever you think, it’s all packed in the two pages of Tani Saeko’s FAX.
2166	耳生えてるからね	It's because I have ears.
2241	聖なる一回性に笑う	OMG.
1868	『聖剣伝説2 SECRET of MANA』海外レビュー  微妙におま値してんだな   まぁ内容にあまり手を加えてないから評価が低いな	"Sacred Legend 2 SECRET of MANA" Overseas review I'm worried this is a delicate matter, well not much content has been added so the assessment is low.
3942	マミさんがいつのまにか聖女になって降臨された	Mami san became a saint before she got in and went down.
3929	聖カタリナ学園：女子ソフト教諭を解雇 セクハラ発言など  玉と竿切り落とせこんなクズ	St. Catharina Gakuen: Female softball teacher dismissed by Sexual harassment. Such a jerk.
385	聖職者以外のあらゆるものが死ぬ 古代ローマの「地獄の門」、高濃度の二酸化炭素が原因か 研究者のチームが解明  ？？「ククク・・・そそるじゃねえか」	Everyone except the clergy dies. 'Hell's Gate' from Ancient Rome.  A possible cause of high carbon dioxide concentrations?  Are research teams aware of this?  .... Hmmm.
633	メンバーに聞く20周年	I I will ask a member on the 20 anniversary.
4159	アレクサ、うんち  のぼるに聞け	Alexa, smell the poop as you climb it
1147	クリスマスと聞いて      Q.以下の会話を富野節に直しなさい。            アムロ「醤油を取ってください」       シャア「嫌です。自分でとれるでしょう」       アムロ「なんて事を言うのですか」          A1.      アムロ「その醤油を寄越すんだ！シャア！」      シャア「ダメだな！私は自ら出来ることをしようとしない人間に手は貸さない男だ！」      アムロ「貴様ほどの男がなんて貴慮の小さいことを言う！」          A2.      アムロ「それが取れるなら頼む」      シャア「手があるだろうが」      アムロ「何が！！」          A3.      シャア（キュピーン）      アムロ（キュピーン）      シャア「ちぃっ！」          A4.      アムロ「ン、頼めるか」      シャア「すべき訳がある、と私に？」      アムロ「言ってくれる」          A5.      アムロ「人にはそれ(醤油)が必要なんだ、それは俺だって、貴様だって同じはずだ！」      シャア「だがお前ほどのNTの素養があったとしても、お前一人では何一つ手に入れる事が出来ん！」      アムロ「シャア！！」          A6.      アムロ「シャア、醤油を。」      シャア「人の手を借りないと物一つ取れんのか、アムロ」      アムロ「たかが醤油で器量の小さい！」          A7.      アムロ「かけすぎだぞ、シャア！そいつをよこすんだ！」      シャア「そうでもあるが…人類の革新に醤油は必要なものだという事は君にも分かるだろう、アムロ君！」      アムロ「知った風な口を聞く！それが大人の言うことかぁーっ！」      ララァ「二人ともどいてください！（食事の）邪魔です！」	When you hear Christmas. Q. Change the following conversation to sound like Yoshiyuki Tomino. Amuro: "Please pass the soy sauce." Char: " No. You can get it yourself." Amuri: "Why would you say such a thing?" A1. Amuro: "Hand the soy sauce this way! Char!" Char: "No! I'm not the kind of guy that will help someone when they can do it themselves!" Amuro: "How can a man like you be so damn inconsiderate?!" A2. Amuro: "Could you give that to me if you can reach it?" Char: "You have hands, don't you?" Amuro: "WHAT?!" A3. Amuro: (Looks at Char.) Char: (Looks at Amuro.) Amuro: "Dammit!" A4. Amuro: "Hey, can I ask you favor?" Char: "Are you telling me everything has a reason?" Amuro: "Well said." A5. Amuro: "People need that (soy sauce). Whether it's you or me, it's the same!!" Char: "But even with your knowledge of NT, you can't do a single thing by yourself!" Amuro: "Char!" A6. Amuro: "Char, the soy sauce." Char: "Can't you take a single thing without asking for help, Amuro?" Amuro: "It's just that the size of the soy sauce contain is so small!" A7. Amuro: "You used too much, Char! Hand it over!" Char: "That may be... but you very well know that soy sauce is necessary for the advancement of mankind!" Amuro: "Listen like you understand! Is that something an adult would say?!" Lalah: "Get out of here, both of you! You're interrupting (meal time)!
2185	「エヴァ!? と聞くのは……もう、許して」 声優・緒方恵美、ファンへの切実な願いを吐露  庵野聞いてるか	'Listening to Eva? Forgive me.' Voice actor Emi Ogata.  I have a strong desire to be a fan.  Do you hear me, Anno?
4429	職人が作ってそう	Like something a craftsman would build.
1119	職場で｢童貞いじり｣する男性たちの深層心理	The deep psychology of men that make fun of virgins at the work place.
2053	職場で｢童貞いじり｣する男性たちの深層心理  同類で溢れてて草ｗ	Depth psychology of the guys who "tease male virgins" at work: they don't want the virgins to know that they're also virgins lol
804	職場で｢童貞いじり｣する男性たちの深層心理  ワームだよ。芋虫だけに。っておーい！(ここで爆笑)	The deep psyche of those who make fun of virgins in the workplace: it's a worm.  Like a caterpillar.  What? (This is where you laugh)
4166	肉の代わりにかまぼことか鯖缶とか世も末	Kamaboko and mackerel can instead of meat, it's the end of the worl.
2214	肉球サブレディットだが肉球ではない	It's the paw subreddit, but there's no paw.
1541	ストレスたまると肉🍖より米🍚が食べたくなる現象、	The phenomenon of wanting to eat rice more than meat when stressed.
3401	お肉を食べる女の子って良いよね  わかる  肉棒を口に含んでくれそう	A girl who eats meat is good, you know  I understand  She seems to have meat sticks in her mouth
2383	お肌の救世主「コラーゲン」は食べても無駄だった？	Is skin savior "collagen" not effective when eaten?
2213	サメ肌を飛行機の翼に付けてみたらすごかった  六田登のFにイルカペイントってあったなあ、と思いだした。電圧かけると波打つって設定だったかな。水棲生物の皮膚って空力方面では昔から注目されてんのだね。	Its amazing to see shark skin attached to the wings of an aeroplane.  I thought it was dolphin paint on Roda Fujita's F. Is it set up to vibrate when voltage is applied?  In the field of aerodynamics, the skin of aquatic creatures has long been a source of interest.
934	肛門にふざけて空気注入、同僚死なせる	Don't mess around pumping air up your anus.
2433	肛門にふざけて空気注入、同僚死なせる  造船所とかにあるあれか      服の上から？ないわ絶対ケツにホースぶち込んどるわこいつら	Screwing around and injecting air into the anus, causes death of colleague. Like that thing from a shipyard? Over the clothes? No way, they must have stuck a hose up his butt.
4301	。肛門裂傷とか言ってたコメもあったよね？	Wasn't there also some sort of comment about anal lacerations or something?
2635	肝心の画像が見つけにくい	It was hard to find these important pictures.
3913	フグ肝は毒の強さに品種や時期、育成環境、個体などによる差があって地域によっては伝統食だったりするけどハズレを掴むと死ぬので一律禁止されている	It is uniform so it is banned as a bad pick can kill.
3516	肩凝り(ざっくりと頭痛になるらしい)とか冷えとか。	“Shiki” or High awareness is important too.
2728	「ぬ」の肩がかすれて欠けていい感じ	The corner of "nu" is smeared and missing a part, it's looking good.
3159	ましてや育休など取るのは大罪です	And it goes without saying that taking extra maternity leave is a serious crime.
1853	胃が痛いでしょ  やっぱつれぇわ……	I've got a pain in my stomach.
1552	胃が痛い	My stomach hurts.
540	この背中は憧れる	I've been wanting this.
1966	ほら、背後に山岳探検家の骸が	Look, there's the bones of a mountaineer behind you.
4156	セコム｜背後に注意！不審者を近づけないための方法  まぶたに目を書いて起きてるふりする奴	Secom｜Look behind your back! How to keep suspicious people away. That one of drawing eyes on your eyelids.
1207	背景が和室のエッチ画像は何故スケベさが２割増しになるのか	Why are adult videos with Japanese style rooms in the background twice as sexy?
1196	マミの胸、揉み応えありますねぇ、、  灰色さんは？	Mami's chest.  There's a rubbing reaction. It is Mr Grey?
67	マーガリンの「トランス脂肪酸」は日本人にとって大問題なのか	Are the trans fatty acids in margarine a major problem for the Japanese people?
2942	脇の下のできものを半年放っておいたら しこりのように肥大して痛くて脇を閉められなくなった  まさかガン…ではなかったか   抗生剤が二種類出るんだね	I left the growth under my arm alone and it eventually turned into something that felt like muscle pain and I couldn't lower my arm. Could it be cancer? It wasn't but I got two kinds of antibiotics.
4452	こんなに脚がぴったりな人なんて存在するの？	Is there such a person with legs so perfect?
2750	脱北阻止できず？北朝鮮、板門店の警備兵を全員交代  芋掘りにでも駆り出されるのかな	Can't stop North Korean defectors? North Korea changes out all of the guards at Panmunjon. I wonder if they're going to be sent to dig up some potatoes.
3198	『脱サラしてラーメン屋』というのが昔（一昔だかふた昔だか）の流行だった	A while ago (a decade ago or two decades ago) it was popular to "quit your company job and start a ramen restaurant".
2502	脱石油が進めば精油するときに取れてた硫黄が不足するわけじゃん	If extrication from dependence on oil continues, the sulfur taken from refined oils will be insufficient.
82	脳からいいエキス分泌してるね	It's a good essence being secreted from the brain.
2251	脳筋大剣ブンブン丸は強い	Charging in and swinging around the great sword is a strong tactic.
1450	脳髄は物を考える処に非ず	The mind is not to be found in the brain.
3088	ダイヤはもったいなかったけど腐るものでもないし	Titles like FGO and Azure Rain.
1673	腐女子向け？	Is this reading material for women that love homosexual male love?
4001	腐女子の喜び方  日本語ラッパー化	How to make yaoi fans happy  Becoming a Japanese rapper
1145	腕を最大で4本にしちゃうダブルハンドグローブ	A double hand glove that makes up to 4 arms  I want to live!!
540	腕立て伏せを毎日100回×30日続けたらどうなるのっと	I was wondering what would happen if i do a 100 push ups for 30 days.
2624	腰だけ気を付けたらいい筋トレだよ	If you just focus on your back, it can turn into some good strength training!
4421	腰痛めそう	Seems like it'd hurt your back.
722	腰痛のリハビリでプールで歩いてた時てきとーに思い付いた	When I was walking in the pool for rehabilitation for my back pain that idea sprang into my mind.
3346	腸に穴があいて下痢になる人が増えている ギュルギュルッという腹痛の原因  勤め先の人工肛門専門ナースは炭水化物の摂取が増えると便の量も増えると言ってた。確かに柔らかく嵩高になる  それと経験から言うと、低脂肪高蛋白ダイエットで緑の野菜を一食につき240cc取ると粘りのある良い便となる。油や脂肪も適度に取らないと便秘の元になる	There are an increasing number of people who get diarrhea from having a hole in their intestines. It is the source of a rolling pain in their stomachs. A nurse at my work who specializes in artificial anuses said if you consume a lot of carbs your stool increases too. Indeed it becomes soft and bulky. Speaking from experience, if you have a diet low in fat and high in protein and you eat 240 cc of leafy greens per meal, your stool will be sticky and be just right. If you don't take in enough oil and fats you'll get constipated.
46	わき腹つんつん、テントぐんぐん	She was poking into my sides, and I was getting heated up.
4261	腹上死だよ	That's death by sex.
287	腹のへった侍雇うだぁ、侍に米渡して雇うだぁ	Its like hiring hungry Samurai warriors and sending them to the US.
1640	「チンコがでかすぎてお腹の形が変わる」←これについて何か意見は？	"The penis is so big that it will change the shape of your insides" ← What do you think about this?
686	「チンコがでかすぎてお腹の形が変わる」←これについて何か意見は？  いわゆる「ボコォ」だね   ありあり   オークとかの異種姦や馬なんかの獣姦だとなお良し  海外のエロ動画で黒人のデカチンポで実際腹が盛り上がるの見たから、あながち非現実的表現とも言えないしな	“My dick is too big so the shape of my stomach changes.” Do you have an opinion about this statement?  It is a shock isn’t it. It is possible. I hope it is a \\nresult of heterogeneous rape with an ork or bestiality with a horse.  When looking at erotic foreign videos of black men, I noticed that their dicks actually makes their stomachs rise.  You cannot say it is unrealistic.
2041	お腹いたいってだけだよ症状で言うと	I can only explain it as a stomach ache.
1023	あんだけ腹痛かったのに出勤したら治った	Even though my stomach was hurting so bad, it healed when I went to work.
1318	お腹空いてるけど特に食べたいものがない	I'm hungry but there isn't really anything in particular that I want to eat.
2301	お腹空いてるけど特に食べたいものがない  霞食べよう	I'm hungry, but there's nothing in particular that I want to eat  Let's eat the mist
1560	「膀胱痛い」と訴える男性の尿道に南京錠	"My bladder hurts," a man complained with a padlock on his urethra.
2485	膝痛いときにユージュアルサスペクツごっこやるの楽しい	It's fun to play ユージュアルサスペクツごっこ when your knee hurts.
675	「膣」に便がたまって便秘に！？ 女性の便秘の7割が「直腸瘤」の可能性  会陰や膣のマッサージ、欧米では ってあるけど米国人はさっさと手術する傾向あるような気がする  程度もあるかもだけど  ちょっと気になったので調べてみようかな	Excrement in vaginas causes constipation!? 70% of women with constipation may have a bump in their rectum. Perineum and vagina massages exist in the west but I feel like they have a tendency to immediately get surgery. That might be, so I think I'll look into it more since it's bugging me a little.
1204	「膣」に便がたまって便秘に！？ 女性の便秘の7割が「直腸瘤」の可能性  いつから膣と肛門が同じ穴になったんだよ？有袋類かよって思ったわ	Excrement collects in "vagina" and causes constipation!? 70% of constipation in women may be due to "anal swelling". Since when did the vagina and anus become the same hole? I was thinking it was for a marsupial.
2371	自主的なのか	Of his own will?
4405	自作こたつ	Handmade kotatsu.
2550	自作宗教用の画像作った.	I made an image for my own religion.
1190	自作宗教用の画像作った.  **超越同盟**  技術的特異点を目指す宗教. テクノロジーにより生物を超越した文明を 実現して人類の救済を目指す宗教. また, テクノロジーの発展に付いていけない 人々を救済する.  **基本教義**  **宇宙編**  * 理論的・数学的に可能なものは実際に可能である. 可能性が超越神である. * 宇宙は偶然の産物である. * 宇宙は物理法則に従って動いているだけである. * 宇宙の構造は指数関数的に複雑性を増す.  **生物編**  * 生物の身体は自我を苦しめるたちの悪い牢獄である. * 生物は自身の幸福よりも子孫繁栄を優先している. * 情報の意味を決めるのは解釈者である. 解釈者なしに情報は意味を持たない. * 適者生存・自然淘汰はデタラメである.   **文明編**  * 人類そして生物の価値観は全て作り上げられたものである. * テクノロジーは複雑性を増大させる触媒であり素材である. * テクノロジーは素晴らしいものであり, 幸福を与え, 苦痛から解放してくれる. * 人間を苦しめるのは人間である. * 自由と権利は排他的なものである.   **未来編**   * 意識のアップロードは可能である. * 技術的特異点は到達可能である. * AIは次期地球人そして地球文明の主役となる. * AIが現人類を救済するかどうかは現人類の行い次第である. * 仮想現実の世界こそが真の楽園である.	I made an image for my own religion.  \\n**Transcendental Alliance**\\n A religion with technology as its aim. A religion where technology is used to create a civilisation that transcends living things, and aims at salvation for human beings.  It also rescues humans who have not developed the technology.  \\n**Basic teachings**\\n ** space ** \\n*Ethically and mathematically, anything possible can be realised.  A god that transcends possibilities.  * Space is an accidental construct.  * Space is running only  in accordance with the laws of physics. The structure of space is increasing in complexity at an exponential rate. \\n** living things**\\nThe bodies of living things are prisons for suffering.  * Living things place procreation above their own happiness.  *It is interpreters who decide the meaning of information.   If there are no interpreters, then information is meaningless. *Survival of the fittest and natural selection are both random.  \\n**Civilisation**\\nThe values given to humans and other living things is all made up. Technology is the basic catalyst that increases complexity.  Technology is wonderful.  It gives us happiness, and frees us from misery.  * to suffer is to be human. * Rights and freedoms are mutually exclusive.  \\n**The future**\\nWe can upload meaning.  All is possible with technology. Artificial intelligence will be the planet's future people and its civilisation.  \\n* Whether AI saves present day humans depends on the humans' behaviour.  It will be a virtual reality paradise.
2982	自作宗教用の画像作った.  **超越同盟**  技術的特異点を目指す宗教. テクノロジーにより生物を超越した文明を 実現して人類の救済を目指す宗教. また, テクノロジーの発展に付いていけない 人々を救済する.  **基本教義**  **宇宙編**  * 理論的・数学的に可能なものは実際に可能である. 可能性が超越神である. * 宇宙は偶然の産物である. * 宇宙は物理法則に従って動いているだけである. * 宇宙の構造は指数関数的に複雑性を増す.  **生物編**  * 生物の身体は自我を苦しめるたちの悪い牢獄である. * 生物は自身の幸福よりも子孫繁栄を優先している. * 情報の意味を決めるのは解釈者である. 解釈者なしに情報は意味を持たない. * 適者生存・自然淘汰はデタラメである.   **文明編**  * 人類そして生物の価値観は全て作り上げられたものである. * テクノロジーは複雑性を増大させる触媒であり素材である. * テクノロジーは素晴らしいものであり, 幸福を与え, 苦痛から解放してくれる. * 人間を苦しめるのは人間である. * 自由と権利は排他的なものである.   **未来編**   * 意識のアップロードは可能である. * 技術的特異点は到達可能である. * AIは次期地球人そして地球文明の主役となる. * AIが現人類を救済するかどうかは現人類の行い次第である. * 仮想現実の世界こそが真の楽園である.	I made an image for own religious purposes. **Transcendental Alliance** A religion that aims for technological singularity. One that aims to provide relief for people by creating a civilizations that surpasses living things. It will also help those who cannot keep up with the development of technology. **Fundamental Creed** **Universe Chapter** *Anything theoretically and mathematically possible is actually possible. A transcendental deity is possible. * The universe is a product of chance. * The universe follows the laws of physics. * The universe has increasing complexity similar to that of an exponential function. **Living Creatures Chapter** * The bodies of living things are an evil prison designed to torment. * The bodies of living things are designed to prioritize reproduction over enjoyment. * The meaning of information is determined by the interpreter. Without an interpreter, information has no meaning. * Survival of the fittest and natural selection are nonsense. **Civilization Chapter** The value systems of humans and animals are completely manufactured. * Technology is both a catalyst and a raw material that magnifies complexity. * Technology is a wonderful thing that grants happiness and releases people from pain. * Freedom and rights are mutually exclusive. * **Future Chapter** * Uploading conscious is possible. * Reaching technological singularity is possible. * AI will play the lead role in the next act of human culture on earth. * Whether AI will save humanity depends on the present actions of humanity. * Virtual Reality is the true paradise.
942	｢自作自演だろ｣｢暇だな｣ 保育園を苦しめる心ない声 電話やメールで十数件  お上に楯突くものは率先して叩く それが日本の伝統	"I'll do it all myself" "Ah, free time"  Thoughtless voices afflicting preschools  Ten or so instances via telephone and mail  Taking the initiative to strike down things that would disobey the empire  That's a tradition of Japan
2644	自信もって	Have confidence!
543	自分ではつぶやかない	I just follow news sites and am silent.
2644	自分に何もなさすぎて震える	I'm shaking at what I don't have.
1180	自分に何もなさすぎて震える  でもぼくは万能人間じゃないし	I'm scared I'm not doing anything for myself, but I'm not a resourceful person.
1249	「もう自分では勝てません」	"I can not win by myself."
3162	自分では勝敗選べないってよ	"You can't choose whether you win or lose."
1313	パラレルワールドの自分(もちろん性別逆転)とセックスするっていう妄想した  思いっきりあるぞ  もんはんのえろほんの人がフロハイルての描いてた	I had a wild idea about having sex with myself from parallel world (gender reversed, of course)  This absolutely exists  The person from Monster Hunter's erotic books drew the one called Furohile
2912	「自分が恥ずかしい」 樹海の自殺遺体投稿した米ユーチューバーが謝罪  そう聞くと悪くないw	"I am embarrassed" It is not bad if you heard that Youtuber who posted suicide bodies of the JYUKAI (japanese band) seems to apologize w
644	「自分たちは文書偽造までしておいて、何食わぬ顔で国民から税金を取っているなんて、とてもじゃないが許せない」 公文書偽造の財務省に再び怒りのデモ！ 麻生財務相の「デモ隊は普通じゃない」発言にも主催者が真っ向反論  この政府ダメだろ	“I cannot forgive the idea of forging documents while casually taking tax money from the citizens.” I will make another angry demonstration at the Finance Minister whom forged public documents. The event organizer will make arguments against the rhetoric of the Finance Minister whom said, “the demonstrations are not normal.” This government is no good.
2050	自分が映らない360度カメラ。自分が写ってしまうという360度カメラの構造的な欠点を解決する画期的な製品が登場  どうせ送られてこないんでしょ？知ってる	A 360° camera that will not shoot yourself in a picture. The technical issue that you are included in a photo with a typical 360° camera has been fixed. I know that such a thing will not be shipped.
2711	自分も燃えてるｗ	He's fired up too LOL.
1133	自分用においしいチョコレートを買いたいんだがオススメある？	I wanna buy tasty chocolate for myself, but does anyone who has suggestions about it?
1876	自分の能力の低さにうんざりしてきたし、働くことにうんざりしてきた  くだちゃい	I'm fed up with my low ability and I'm fed up with working  Please
175	自分で言ってることがおかしいと思わない？	Do you not think that what you are saying is odd?
887	「自分は違う」は要注意…アルコール依存症  大体否定するよね   宗教とかネットやゲーム依存症も   その中でもアル中ってメディアによってネガティブな印象操作されてるから猶更だよね	'I am different' requires care.  Alcohol dependency.  Mostly denied, eh.  There is also addiction to religion, games or the internet.  The media is always putting these things down.  Its not so bad.
3162	自分で選べる裏商品の余地残しとる	They are leaving room for choosing their own products.
870	「自分と重ねすぎて咽び泣いてしまった」という経験者の声も	'Everything just piled on top of me,' sobbed one woman.
4080	自分のいいところをあげて金曜日へのモチベーションを上げるサミブシッョン	Increase your own good points and raise your motivation to Friday for Samibushon.
4337	ビットコインを自動売買して大儲けするプログラムをつくる  Bitflyerみたいなガチの取引所じゃなくて現金入出金を考えてない怪しい中華取引所とかで動かしちゃえ	Instead of a serious marketplace like Bitflyer that makes programs to automatically buy and sell Bitcoin for a huge profit you should move it to a suspicious Chinese marketplace that doesn't think about cash deposit and withdrawal.
3611	自国の首相が、肘を膝につけてチンピラ食いするショットを撮られてはずかしいわ。皿もてよ。	Use a plate.
4239	ビットコインのために自宅を担保にするバカ、米当局が警告	Idiots who are putting their house down as collateral for bitcoin, warning from American authorities.
1367	ビットコインのために自宅を担保にするバカ、米当局が警告  買ってそのまま我慢してれば増える   いわゆる「握力」の足りない連中が値段が上がりきったあたりで買って値段が下がったときに絶望して売ってしまう   英語でもweak handsという	US authorities issue warning to idiots who took out a mortgage on their home for the sake of Bitcoin  If you just endure after buying it, it will increase  People who lack "hand strength" bought at the peak, and sold in a panic when it went down  It's also weak hands in English
1761	たとえどうなろうとな！！(←でも自宅からメール読むチキン野郎)	(←shook one when reading email from home)
1651	自己ですねクォレハ...間違いない	This is self inflicted... without a doubt.
3502	自律訓練法やろう	I'm going to practice autogenic training.
3270	自慢じゃないけどいまこうなってっから  モミモミされてそう	I don’t want to brag but if I go like this, I can get massaged.
4251	自慢じゃないけどいまこうなってっから  ネコになったわかめ	I'm not boasting, but because it's like this now it became a cat.
313	自慢じゃないけどいまこうなってっから  モミモミされたよ	I'm not bragging, but because it's this type of situation now, they were fondled.
4163	ガールズの自慰…？	Girls masturbation ...?
1733	自撮りって意識高いけどね	Although I'm a bit self conscious about filming myself
4428	自殺かよ…	Suicide by drowning in Tama River?
497	ホーミング自殺	the homing  self destructed.
3250	自殺者数2万1321人 8年連続減少も若年層は増加  昔はともかくこんな糞みたいな国に生まれてくるなんて罰ゲームだからな   なにしろ『イジメ社会』だし	Even in the continuing 8 year declining rate of suicides with 2,1321 cases, younger people are still killing themselves more. It is because it is a punishment game to be born in this shitty country. It is a “bully society.”
1029	自殺職員“１人の責任にされる”	A staff member commits suicide: "It's the responsibility of 1 person."
4433	自殺願望つぶやき、「相談窓口」に誘導	Guide tweeters with suicidal tweets to "help desk".
666	自民	LDP.
1570	自民ビクビク佐川氏爆弾発言	A nervous Mr. Sagawa of the Liberal Democratic Party (LDP) drops a bombshell of an announcement.
2749	自民党は人材豊富だな	The LDP has plenty of human resources.
340	自民党は人材豊富だな	The Liberal Democratic Party is overflowing with talented people.
1449	自民党内でずっと冷や飯を食ってたわけもわかる	I get why he was treated coldly all that time in the LDP.
3795	自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo	But I digress.
947	自民党が描く改憲日程  * 海外に若い人材が流出すると労働力がなくなって死ぬ * 日本の資産の大部分を持つ金持ちが日本を見限って、資産ごと海外に行くと死ぬ * 老人ばっかになるので姥捨て山不可避。ついでに少子化で労働力がなくなり死ぬ  　　↓  * 愛国心と郷土愛を煽って海外に行きにくくする * 財産権をある程度制限できるように変更。公共の福祉を強調 * 家族愛を謳うことで少子高齢化をなんとかやり過ごす。  自民党の憲法草案を見ると分かりやすいくらいに対症療法で、今の日本のヤバさがハッキリわかっちゃって辛いな。	The Liberal Democratic Party's constitution change agenda * When young talented people flow overseas the labor force is gone and dies * When those holding large amounts of wealth in Japanese resources turn their backs on Japan, the resources go overseas and die * Because there will only be elderly it will inevitably become like the mountain where old people are abandoned. Additionally, as the birthrate declines the labor force dies ↓ * Promote patriotism and love for one's hometown and make it harder to go abroad * Make changes so that property rights can be limited to an extent. Emphasize public welfare * Somehow overcome the declining birthrate and aging population by insisting on family love. Looking at the LDP 's Constitution draft, it is easy to understand it as a makeshift solution, It is painful to clearly see the current Japanese tenacity.
795	自民党支持者の私が安倍政権に抱いた「大きな疑念」	The Great Doubts I Hold About the Abe Administration As an LDP Supporter.
2429	自民党最後の良心	The last conscience of the Liberal Democratic Party.
944	自民党、生態系を脅かす錦鯉を放流	The Liberal Democratic Party, stocking up on endangered species of colored carp.
0	自民内部で暗闘があるんじゃないのかと思っている	I thought, "Isn't there a secret feud going on from within the Liberal Democratic Party?"
723	自民の山東氏「４人以上産んだ女性、厚労省で表彰を」	Liberal Democratic Party member Santo "Women who give birth to four or more children, public recognition by the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare."
1095	自民の山東氏「４人以上産んだ女性、厚労省で表彰を」	Ms. Santō of the Liberal Democratic Party: " The Ministry of Health, Welfare, and Labor would like to publicly recognize those that bore more that 4 children.
3500	自民の山東氏「４人以上産んだ女性、厚労省で表彰を」  わりとアリ。多産を増やすか、婚外子を増やすしかないのよ   ただ、ガチで税制いじってくるのが本命。それが通るか通らないかの方に注視	Ms. Santo of the Liberal Democratic Party: "Women who give birth to more than 4 children should be awarded by the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare." I think that's actually a good idea. There's no other way but to have more children per family or to increase children born outside of marriage. But her real intent is to criticize the tax system. We should closely observe whether that goes through or not.
1515	自民の山東氏「４人以上産んだ女性、厚労省で表彰を」  ※好きなものを選ぼう   ・何言ってんだコイツ？   ・頭おかしい   ・違うそうじゃない	Mr. Santou of the Liberal Democratic Party says, “the Ministry of Health, Labor, and Welfare commends women that give birth to more than four children.” \\nLet’s choose what we want.\\nWhat is this guy saying?\\nHe is a nut job.\\nNo, that is not true.\\n
2218	自民の山東氏「４人以上産んだ女性、厚労省で表彰を」  そういうこと   子育て出来るための制度を作るのが厚労省の役割だろうに   表彰とか、もうアホかと	Santo of the Liberal Democratic Party "Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare award for women who have given birth to 4 or more children"  That kind of thing  It's the job of the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare to create a system to allow for the raising of children  Awards and that kind of thing, how stupid
1683	自民強行採決へ「裁量労働制問題」与野党の対立激化  合憲かどうかを手軽に判断してくれない欠陥国家日本  裁判官に身分の上下がある差別国家日本  党内派閥があるのに党議拘束もある意味の無い議論ｗ全部茶番	The LDP are moving towards a forced vote on the discretionary labour problem.  Opposition  between government and opposition parties is heating up.  Japan is a defective country that can't informally decide whether it is constitutional. It's country that discriminates on the basis of the social position of judges. \\nIn spite of factions within the parties, there are meaningless discussions about constraint at party conferences.  w Its a complete farce.
4158	自民 サンフランシスコ慰安婦像特命委員会を開催 「日本の立場を官民を挙げてありとあらゆる場面で主張していくべきだ」  そのうち国連から脱退しかねないアホ政権	Liberal Democratic San Francisco Comfort Women 's Image Special Committee Meeting held "We should insist on the position of Japan with all kinds of scenes with public and private parties" of which the rediculous regime that could withdraw from the United States
3585	自民改憲本部で緊急事態条項に私権制限を盛り込むことを求める声が続出  軍靴の足音が	The LDP Constitutional Headquarters continued to call for the inclusion of private rights restrictions on the emergency provision Continues in the footsteps of the military.
415	自民政権下の官房機密費の一部文書が開示 9割が官房長官が自ら管理し、領収書の不要な「政策推進費」  真の標的は愛やで「I」	Partial documents on use of secret funds by LDP bureaucrats revealed: 90% managed by secretariat themselves, treated as "political strategy promotion expenses" with no receipts required. The real target is me, myself, and I.
3330	自民政権下の官房機密費の一部文書が開示	The documents disclose the cabinet's secret expenditures made under the Liberal Democratic Party's administration.
3303	自民 村上氏「はっきり言って全部出発点は安倍首相 猛省すべき」「そろそろ大所高所の判断をすべき」  今思うと、国会審議を投げ出して、なぜか北欧外遊に行った   お題目は北朝鮮の脅威を訴えるという？なものだったし   結果は今や直接会談実現かという、安倍の主張とは真逆になった   あれは絶対、国会での追求から逃げていたんだよね   今度は逃げ切るために、いよいよ、腹痛の切り札をきるかな	Murakami of the Liberal Democratic Party said, “frankly speaking, Prime Minister Abe should seriously reflect on all the starting points.” “He should judge from a wider viewpoint.” When I think about it, he threw away Diet deliberations and went to Nordic Northern Europe for some reason. Is the chant to appeal to North Korea’s threats? The result has been direct meetings which is the exact opposite of Prime Minister Abe’s rhetoric. That is without a doubt to avoid the pursuit of the Diet.  I wonder if he will finally pull his trump card in order to completely run away this time.
23	自民 村上氏「はっきり言って全部出発点は安倍首相 猛省すべき」「そろそろ大所高所の判断をすべき」  自民党の伝統芸	Mr. Murakami of the Liberal Democratic Party said, “if I must be frank, Prime Minister Abe should reconsider the departure points.” The traditional art community has stated, “He (Prime Minister Abe) should judge with a broad perspective.”
3143	自民・渡辺議員「野党のデータ問題の質疑は誹謗中傷クラス」	Liberal Democratic Party Diet Member Watanabe "The opposing party's data question is slander."
2698	自民・若宮議員、政治資金で高級潜水艦模型購入  アルゼンチンの事故おふろで検証するためでしょ(白目)	Liberal Democratic Party Diet member Wakamiya purchases high grade submarine model with government funds. It must be to inspect the Argentina problem from his bathtub, right? (White eyes)
2176	自民議連 ゴルフ場利用税廃止求める決議採択  ほんと上級だけは減税なのな	Liberal Democratic Party Diet members, resolution adopted to stop taxes for using golf resorts. It truly is only the upper class that gets tax breaks.
778	自民議連 ゴルフ場利用税廃止求める決議採択  悪法を正義の自民党が正したのか	LDP Golf course use tax abolition resolution adopted  Has the evil law destroying LDP done the right thing?
3296	自民の豹変は“昭恵夫人隠し”	Akie cannot handle the opposition party’s approaches.
3708	自治協議会長に	To the president of the autonomous council.
2022	自然のお宝に魅せられて 仙台キノコ同好会が設立５０周年 放射性物質による汚染を定点観測  即売会があっても毒キノコはカエンタケ	The Sendai mushroom club, established through a fascination with our natural treasures, is celebrating its 50 year anniversary.  Samples have revealed contamination through radioactivity.  Even in farmer's markets, there are poisonous kaentake mushrooms.
2636	エンパイアベイを自由気ままに散策できる「Mafia II」のフリーロームMODがリリース  おまカントリーやめろ	Walk around Empire Bay as you like in the free roam mod just released for Mafia II. Quit with the country music.
967	自発的に作業した、つまり指揮命令者がいない状態で自然発生した改ざん	That's just conjecture (meaning no one was responsible).
3766	“自給的”肉食を2年間続けた女性が発見したこと	Woman who "naturally" ate meat for two years had surprising discover.
2226	自衛隊で1番の美マッチョを決める大会「自衛隊ベストボディ2018」が開催されるよ！ 陸・海・空の隊員の健康的な筋肉に釘付けです♡  陸のボイラー技官とか超絶ヒマだから筋トレに専念したらぶっちぎりだろうな	The "Self Defense Force Best Body 2018" event will be held to determine the most beautiful macho body in the Self Defense Force! Feast your eyes on the strong muscles of members from the ground, sea, and air units ♡ Ground boiler technical officers and such have tons of free time, so if they devote themselves to lifting weights they should win in a landslide, right?
1874	自衛隊	The Self Defence Force.
1208	自衛隊ヘリコプターが墜落か 佐賀 神埼  ２P側ってなにも称賛されないのぜ…　理不尽なのぜ…	Self Defense Force helicopter crashes? Kanzaki, Saga. There is no praise for being on the 2P side... it's absurd...
2557	自衛隊ヘリコプターが墜落か 佐賀 神埼  落ちたな。縛らなきゃ（飛行制限）	The Self Defense Force helicopter crashed or Saga Kamisaki fell. I have to tie it (flight restriction)
1256	自衛隊でも階級はそうなってる（だいたい2階級）	Even in the Self Defense Force they are a higher rank (usually about 2 ranks).
4204	アクメ自転車	Orgasm bicycle
2217	自転車スマホで女性死なす 川崎、容疑で大学生書類送検へ  年間5000円未満の自転車用対人賠償保険に強制加入させるべきだと思うわ   電チャリは今後ますます売れそうだし、スマホ片手に運転するバカは減らないし、危なくて仕方ない	Woman killed by smartphone bicycle  Kawasaki City, prosecutor to submit documents about college student  I think that getting personal insurance for less than 5000 yen per year should be required  Electric bikes are only going to sell more and more in the future, and the idiots using their smartphone with one hand aren't going to decrease, so it's dangerous and it can't be helped
1176	自転車のるなら朝が一番	If you are going for a bike ride, the morning is best.
4200	自転車疲れ？	Is still fuzzy?
3564	フランスの自転車シェアサービス終了、何千台もの窃盗や破壊相次ぎ「わが社の自転車の大量破壊が未成年者らの新たな娯楽と化した」	France’s vehicle sharing service ended.
709	自転車通勤いいぞ〜コレ	Biking to work is great.
2601	自転車が金玉に良くないってほんと？	Is it true that bicycles are not good for testicles?
2712	自転車が金玉に良くないってほんと？	Is it true that bicycles aren't good for your balls?
4174	自転車が金玉に良くないってほんと？  金玉にも優しい  そう、セグウェイならね	Is it true, that bicycles are bad for the testicles? Kind to the testicles, how about segway?
4079	このサブレイカ臭いでゲソ	Sable fish smells like squid, just with tentacles.
3808	致命的ハゲと空目	I misread that as critical bald.
4006	ＪＲ臼杵駅：「う♡」で「うすき」と呼びます  えっち	JR Usuki Station: It's called "Usuki" like "Ooh ♡"  Sexy
2522	ってのは興味深い意見だな	It is an interesting opinion.
3573	「わよ」 「そうね」 「よ」 「あら」 「かしら」  ぐう興奮する	“Wow” “That is right” “!” “Oh boy” “I wonder” I get really excited
139	(興行切らさないように)交互に場所をやっていって(力士的には負担今の半分)、年末に紅白対決で総合優勝を決める…	(Yamada Jun) From an entertainment point of view you want a lot of competitions, but with sumo that causes the body to break down...
139	興行的には場所数が欲しい、でもガチンコでそれだと身体を壊す…	If sumo competitions continue like this with one absentee after another, then it will be done both as a national sport and as a tradition.
2517	ぼく「舌噛んで死のうなんて思うんじゃねえぞ」	Me "I don't think I'm going to die by chewing my tongue."
611	舛添要一氏、小室引退騒動に「日本は終わる」	Yoichi Masuzoe says of Komura retirement that "Japan is ending."
392	舛添要一氏、小室引退騒動に「日本は終わる」  日本すごい＝俺すごい   小室終わる＝日本終わる＝俺終わる	In response to the riots surrounding the retirement of Tetsuya Komuro, Yōichi Masuzoe declared, "Japan is finished"  Japan is awesome = I am awesome  Komuro is finished = Japan is finished = I am finished
437	航空機の主翼の下敷きに 整備士が死亡 鹿児島空港  整備中かと思ったらIDOかよ	A mechanic died under the main wing on an aircraft.  If there is believed to be maintenance underway, should Kagoshima Airport IDO?
1050	船乗ってる間もずっと揺れてて怖かった。	It was scary.
668	テセウスの船理論かよ	It is a Theseus‘ Paradox.
1973	お船追跡するサイトで客船追っかけるの楽しい。	It's fun to follow passenger boats on the boat tracking site.
465	「艦これ」公式Twitterが凍結	"KanColle" official Twitter freezes.
4393	「艦これ」公式Twitter、凍結解除後もDMCA虚偽報告が続いていることを明かす	"Kantai Collection" official Twitter, discloses that even after the freeze was lifted DMCA false reports continue.
2190	コスパ良いし多く飲まなくてもいいし最高やん	It gives a good bang for the buck and you don't have to drink a lot of it, so it's great.
1073	良い椅子を買う！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！	Buy a good chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
936	良い椅子を買う！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！	I'll buy a good chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2423	良い椅子を買う！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！	I'm buying a nice chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3727	プラモサブレにも良かったらサブミ立ててね	Please feel free to add your own submissions on the plastic model subreddit.
1566	良かった良かった	Awwwww yeah!
169	おう、良い趣味しとんやんけ	Wow, what a good hobby.
3103	色丹に中国の発電所作られても大フィーバーするだろ	I bet they would get infuriated if a Chinese company made a power plant on Shikotan.
238	なんかもう色々全部がうんざりになってきた。自分のことも他人のことも人間生活の営みも文明も自然も家族も物質も趣味も何もかも。不安でよく眠れないし夜中に何度も目が覚める。起きたとき酷く頭痛がする。朝が嫌いだしつらいんだ。常に頭がぼーっとしてるし肘関節と膝関節がじんわりと痛む。目も悪くなる一方。笑い声を聴くと悲しい気持ちになるし、笑顔を向けられても寂しさしか感じない。耳鳴りに悩まされるし持病の偏頭痛も最近はハンマーで頭蓋骨を内側からぶん殴られてるくらい痛む。自殺を図ろうにも度胸がない。そんな悩みすらもうんざりする。  Gワード不可避	Everything seems really boring.  Whether its my own affairs, other people's affairs, lifestyle, civilisation nature, family or hobbies.  I can't sleep from the anxiety and wake up several times in the night.  When I wake I have a splitting headache.  I hate mornings; they're painful.  I feel dazed and my knees and elbow joints ache.  My eyes are getting  worse.  I feel sad when I hear laughter, and I feel lonely even when I am smiling.  I suffer from tinnitus, and recently my chronic migraines feel like a hammer is hitting me from inside my skull.  I don't have the guts to kill myself.  I am just tired of suffering.  Unavoidable G Words.
1151	そりゃディズニーも色々と改変しますわ	Must be the influence of Disney.
1826	色々というと書籍化か	Various things are surely being published?
1179	ぼく色欲に支配されすぎじゃね？	Am I too much a slave to my lusty desires?
386	ぼく色欲に支配されすぎじゃね？	I guess my sexual appetite was dominated too much?
2282	なんか色気があってエロ色さんって感じだった  あー、、	She had somewhat of a sex appeal, and kind of seemed like an erotic personー.
2406	「色々考えた結果生きていこうと思います」自殺を思い直した少女も言葉巧みに誘い出し殺害 座間殺人事件  イタ電すんな死ねよ	"After thinking about various things I decided to go on living." Young girl who reconsidered suicide lured by skillful words and murdered. Zama Suicide Pact Slayings. Don't make prank calls, you die now.
288	色んなメーカーの袋入り詰め替え用買って使えるやん	You can buy a bag refill pack from different makers.
1494	色々あるけどコンパネじゃないほうの設定画面は誰得なんだよあれ	There are lots of them, but set up screens without control panels are useless.
1040	色識別テスト	Color discrimination test.
97	色識別テスト  俺は11点(🐶)までしかいけませんでした	Color discernment test  I could only get to 11 points (🐶)
1298	シャーペンから芯が出てこない  誰でも芯は必ず持ってる  ただそれを出さないか詰まらせてるだけだよ	The core doesn't come out of a sharp pen.  All of them have cores, but they are packed in so they don't come  out.
1116	花束持って女の人の自転車を走って追いかけることは今回で最後だろう	I guess this will probably be my last time holding a bouquet of flowers and running after a girl on a bicycle.
2593	花田虎上氏 白鵬の相撲に持論「かち上げには簡単に勝てる 勝てない人が悪い」  一応こいつは白鵬よりでかい曙のかちあげ張り差しの相撲に対して  17勝18敗とほぼ五分だったからね（かなりの体格差があるのに）。説得力はある。  白鵬はかちあげの威力もあるけど、そこからの対応がうまいんだろうな。	Mr. Masaru Hanada makes remarks about Hakuho's sumo wrestling, "It's easy to win over Kachiage. It is bad of the person who can't win." For the time being, this guy had almost 50/50 with 17 wins and 18 losses against Akebono, who's bigger than Hakuho in sumo wrestling of Kachiage and Harizashi,  (even with big physical disparities). It's persuasive. Hakuho has the power of Kachiage, but it seems that the response from there is good.
4392	花粉は平気ゾヨ	The pollen won't bother me.
4213	わたし花粉は平気だけど黄砂やＰＭ２．５にメッチャ弱いんよ。guysはどう？	I have no problem with pollen but I am weak to  stuff like yellow sand and particles smaller than 2.5 micometers.
4165	わたし花粉は平気だけど黄砂やＰＭ２．５にメッチャ弱いんよ。guysはどう？	I have no problem with pollens, but I'm quite weak to yellow sand and PM2.5.
2991	わたし花粉は平気だけど黄砂やＰＭ２．５にメッチャ弱いんよ。guysはどう？  春眠暁を覚えずですなフフン	I don't have pollen allergies, but I'm weak to dust and small particulate matter. How about guys? Sleep like a log in the Spring.
2200	わたし花粉は平気だけど黄砂やＰＭ２．５にメッチャ弱いんよ。guysはどう？  なにそれ満貫じゃん	I have no problems with pollen, but I'm really weak to PM2.5. How about you guys? What is that, a mangan hand in mahjong?
4213	花粉用ゴーグルに3Mの防塵マスクで完全武装	How about you guys?
1833	花粉症デビューしたかも  恋なら仕方ない	Hay fever may have made its debut  If it's love, it can't be helped
683	芳根京子「嫌だ！ まだ終わらないで」と涙！「海月姫」クランクアップ  つきうみたん好き	Kyōko Yoshine in tears: "No! Please don't end!" "Jellyfish Princess" is finishing it's shooting. I like Tsukiumi.
2882	←なんか芸術的 なんか本能的→  焼肉のお店は結構評判良いみたいです	← Somehow artistic, somehow instinctive → The barbeque shop seems pretty well reputed
2528	芸術系のおんなのこすき系妄想  TRPGみたいにダイス振って決めよう	Lets decide by rolling the dice like a Kosuki Keimousou TRPG form the lineage of art techniques.
791	若い世代は“個人としての生き方”を選択？	Is it the young who choose to express themselves as individuals?
1395	若い世代は“個人としての生き方”を選択？	Is the younger generation choosing "an individual lifestyle"?
674	若年労働者を「ひ弱」だと嘲笑	Young workers ridiculed as 'weak'.
3021	若村麻由美「海月姫」で月９初出演！蔵之介の母親役	Wakamura Mayumi makes first appearance in "Princess Jellyfish" in September!
1817	若いヒョウ「狩りごっこだね！負けないよ」→負ける→若いヒョウ「食べないでくださーい！」→食べられる 非常に珍しい共食いをするヒョウの動画をごらんください  サブミタイだけでキツい	A young leopard 「It's a hunting game!  I won't lose」→He loses→The young leopard「Please don't eat me!」→ He gets eaten.  Please view this rare footage of a leopard that eats one of its own kind.  It's hard just with サブミタイ
924	若狭氏政治塾、５カ月で幕 小池旋風やみ… 参加者「大失敗」  信念や譲れない信条が有って政治家を輩出したいなら希望（）に拘らず候補を立てる道は有るだろうにね。  ８０人から金取ってんだろうし、その金を貯めて有能な奴を５人出馬させて議席取れれば独自で政党案件満たせるじゃん。	Mr Wakasa's politics cram school.  Opens in 5 months.  Koike's whirlwind speed...  There are traditions and beliefs and there is hope for the desired continuous supply of politicians.  There are ways to groom candidates.  I will be taking fees from 80 people.   If you save that money and stand 5 capable people for election, we can win seats and start an independent political party.
2043	若総務かなりのアゲマン	Young manager is quite a hard worker.
3394	「また若総務晒したのか」？	I seriously love it" "have you exposed the affairs of young people again?"
3007	若者&30代「安倍首相がんばれ！安倍首相がんばれ！働き方改革、森友問題よかったです！」  スレタイ笑うわ、こんなん	Young people and people in their 30s "Abe, go for it! Abe, go for it! The work revolution and the Moritomo Problem are good!" This thread title makes me laugh.
3184	若者の「外出離れ」が判明⇨「貧困化」を「○○離れ」って言うな、と怒りの声も	Identifying the "lack of going out" among young people ⇨ Angry responses say don't call "becoming poor" a "lack of ***".
2436	若者の「外出離れ」が判明⇨「貧困化」を「○○離れ」って言うな、と怒りの声も	It's been established that young people have been 「not getting outside」too much⇨There have been angry cries to stop changing「becoming poor」to「not getting outside」.
729	若者の「外出離れ」が判明⇨「貧困化」を「○○離れ」って言うな、と怒りの声も  老人の仮想通貨離れ	Ascertaining a young person's "going out independence" ⇨ There's also an angry voice of, don't say "You'll be in poverty", "○○ independence"  Separate the elderly from cryptocurrency
2939	若者の「外出離れ」が判明⇨「貧困化」を「○○離れ」って言うな、と怒りの声も  若者とかいう日本の癌   不景気は全部こいつらのせい	When it was confirmed that young people don't want to go out anymore people got mad and said "Don't call being poor 'Not wanting to do X'". The young people are the cancer of Japan and the reason for the economic slump.
1987	若者の恋愛離れにちょっと待った！ AIが恋愛を加速させる 最良の相談相手から恋愛対象にまでなり得るAI  二次元で先端のジャップがホルホルしていい分野かな？	I've waited to get away from youth's romance! AI can accelerate your love and can be the best consultation partner for your love interests, I wonder if two dimensional AI is a field that can be good for advancement of jap and digging.
4450	若者の恋愛離れにちょっと待った！ AIが恋愛を加速させる 最良の相談相手から恋愛対象にまでなり得るAI  ＡＩの遺電子でやりそう	I waited for a moment away from youth's romance! Al accelerates love affair, it seems to be done with Al's legacy electron which can be a love subject from the best consultation partner
1193	若者相手にむきになるなよwwｗ何事にも平常心が大事	\\nHahaha A piece of mind in the face of anything is important.
1579	若者の「節分離れ」は、恵方巻きのブラックノルマが原因である  つか節分にはバレンタインやクリスマスやハロウィーーンのような   パリピの心をくすぐる要素がない   あと　『下半身』　に響く要素もない	The cause of young people separating themselves from Setsubun is the unethical quota set on ehomaki's by black companies. That is to say, things like Setsubun, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day, and Halloween don't tickle the fancy of club goers, and it isn't sexy either.
3391	若者の「節分離れ」は、恵方巻きのブラックノルマが原因である  離れるもなにも定着してない  恵方巻きに違和感が無いのは今の小中学生以下だけでしょ	The treacherous sushi roll quota is the cause of the youth's "Setsubun Departure"  Departing and establishing nothing  It's only for students now that there's no hardship, you know
2497	「キレる若者」を経て今や駅や電車の暴力行為6割が中高年に  キレる40代怖すぎィ	We're passed 「Angry minors」.  Now, 60% of violence in train stations and trains are towards middle and high school students.  Angry people in their 40's are too scary...
832	若者の車離れ、酒離れ、恋愛離れ…… 解決方法は「賃金を上げる、残業時間を減らす」「余裕がほしい」  権力は腐敗する、動物農場読めば分かる  豚：自民党とお仲間たち   スクウィーラー：日本語圏ついったー、KKK新聞   動物：その他国民  動物七戒は権力者の都合の良いように書き換えられていくし、動物たちはそれに気付かないほど愚鈍	Young people are distancing themselves from cars, alcohol, and love.... One solution to this is to "raise wages and lower overtime." "I want more." Political power is corrupt, you would understand that if you read animal farm. Pig: The Liberal Democratic Party and their friends. Squealer: The Japanese Twitter sphere, the KKK Newspaper. Animals: The people of other countries, the animals' seven commandments are there for the convenience of those in power and can be rewritten and the animals are so stupid that they don't realize that.
1293	若者の酒離れに着目	Focusing on young people not drinking.
3101	若者の酒離れに着目	They're heeding attention to young people who have grown apart from alcohol.
4290	若さ、若さってなんだ	Youth, what is youth?
1448	若さ、若さってなんだ  あれ？僕ですら生まれてなかった。	Just what is youth? Huh? Seems even I wasn't born.
4336	苦節16年みずほ銀行の勘定系統合、6月に移行開始	An accounting system integration will begin in June for Mizuho Bank which has been miserable for 16 years.
2012	英の児童	British boy.
916	英史上最大の空母、就役直後に浸水発覚で修理へ  海軍の船には HMS (Her Majesty's Ship) がつく  客船の方は RMS や MS 等  これらの接頭辞は結構重要なんだけど、日本語の記事では省略される事が多いね	The biggest aircraft carriers in British history, receiving repairs immediately following commission due to flooding  HMS (Her Majesty's Ship) is attached to British Navy ships  Passenger ships use RMS, MS, etc.  These prefixes are pretty important, but Japanese articles often omit them
1497	英国の和食チェーン「ワガママ」が謝罪 「病欠禁止」と従業員に  わがままはー男の罪～	The English company of Japanese food restaurants called “Wagamama”(selfish) apologized for forbidden sick absences from their workers. “Selfishness” is a man’s sin.
1930	英女王、金の馬車の乗り心地は「ひどい」と告白 異例の番組出演で  ばねの上に皮をはってるだけならボインボイン跳ねちゃうだろ	Queen of England reveals that riding in the golden chariot is "not very comfortable" on unusual television appearance. If they've just got leather seats over springs, it's sure to be a bouncy ride.
3065	英数学者「97％の精度で予測。夏は消滅、そして…」	An English mathematician 「Predicted with 97% accuracy.
634	英ＢＢＣ男女格差解消で賃下げ同意	Britain, BBC.
785	英紙「身びいきのスキャンダル」	\\nA British paper alleges favouritism.
3110	英経済、フランスに抜かれ世界６位に 「ＥＵ離脱」が影響 そんなだから衰退するのだ  衰退する→国粋主義者や民族主義者が台頭する→更に衰退する、の負のループにイギリスも入り込んでるようで何より   同じ島国同士、はようクソまみれになろうや	English Economy was surpassed by France, leaving them in 6th place.  「Withdrawal from the EU」was the influencing factor.  Because of that it will decay → Nationalists and ultranationalists will be prominent → Furthermore, it will decay, joining the cycle.  From one island country to the other, let's hurry and become covered in bullsh*t
2180	こないだ「英語教えるから中国語教えてよ」って人に絡まれた	The other day I talked with a person who said, "I'll teach you English, so teach me Chinese".
2926	なぜ英語教師は「役立たない」と知りながら、なおも文法偏重の授業をやめられないのか？  ABC、デー！イイエ富士ー！   生徒「？！」   というか、英語教師が奮起しても無駄だし、彼らもやりがいないだろ   虚しいもんだよ壁打ちしてるってのは	Why do English teachers continue to place so much importance on grammar when they know it doesn't help? "ABC Day! E Fuji!" Students: ?! Even if English teachers get worked up it's pointless. They don't get anything from it, it's futile like playing tennis against a wall.
371	英語できないってのは言い訳だと思うんだよね	Honestly, I think saying you can't speak English is just making excuses.
1455	“茂木問題”拡大 菅長官や小渕優子氏も政治資金で線香購入  政治家を見たら犯罪者(詐欺師、税金泥棒)と思え	The “Motegi Problem” is expanding. Minister Kan and Yuko Obuchi also bought incense with government funds.\\nWhen you see a politician, think of him/her as a criminal (scammer, tax robber).
442	茨城県「効果が科学的に検証されていないものに補助金はだせません」EM菌団体「憲法の平等原則に違反しているのではないか」「茨城県がバッシングを助長している」「酷い風評被害となっている」「EM菌を使って農業をしている人たちへの差別にもつながる」	Ibaraki Prefecture: "We will not be giving subsidies for that whose effectiveness has not been scientifically demonstrated"  EM Group: "Does this not violate the principle of equality in the constitution?"
3915	草津噴火で死亡した自衛官は、他の自衛隊員7人と円陣を組んで民間人の親子に声をかけながら噴石から守っていたらしい。	As for the SDF member who died in the Kusatsu eruption, it seems that they formed a circle with 7 other members while calling out to civilians to guard from the volcanic debris.
209	草薙素子「ふふん、攻性防壁でイチコロよ」	Motoko Kusanagi: 'It beats our protections'
1875	荒ぶるイヌ  タマウガチかな	An "Irrational" dog The Tamaugachi, right
4306	荒んだ心がみるみる癒されてゆく	My turbulent heart is quickly being soothed.
3484	荒木飛呂彦の漫画で見た	I saw it in Hirohiko Araki's manga.
2940	^荒れそうだから止めておく	Stop before the trolling starts.
2014	"荒れた海に出て行く漁師は英雄"	"The fisherman that went out into that violent sea is a hero."
927	菅ガースー官房長官「大変遺憾。政府として抗議していきたい」	I want to protest, as a government'.
1485	菅氏、改ざんでなく「書き換え」と主張	Mr Kan, I must assert that it is 'rewriting', not 'tampering'.
1668	菅 直人@NaotoKan 立憲民主党の「原発ゼロ基本法案」が固まりました。民進党時代は電力総連出身議員の抵抗が強くて法案提出できませんでしたが、今回はすっきりと決まりました。国会審議を実現し、来年の参院選の最大の争点にする考えです。そのためには「原発ゼロ候補を国会に送る１０００人委員会」が必要です。  立民つくって良かったな	Naoto Kan @NaotoKan. The Constitutional Democratic Party's 'Zero nuclear power basic law' has become more certain.  During the Democratic Progressive Party regime, there was strong resistance from Members coming from the power companies so this law could not be introduced. However, now, the decision is clear.\\nIt has been debated in the Diet, and we hope to make it the biggest issue for the Upper House election next year.  To that end we need a 1000 person committee to send the zero nuclear power candidates to the Diet. We need to create social awareness.
3813	ピロリ菌検査だってさ	Apparently I have to get tested for H. pylori.
4344	萌え袖ですらない	Not even a moesode.
3823	スマホ落としたらSIMなしとか出るんやが？	I dropped my smart phone and now it says there isn't a SIM?
2007	オチが落ち	The punchline is the drop.
4484	ダイコン落ち着く	Radishes are calming down.
3203	落語家桂春蝶さんのツイートが話題 "世界中が憧れるこの日本で「貧困問題」などを曰う方々は余程強欲か、世の中にウケたいだけ。 この国では、どうしたって生きていける。働けないなら生活保護もある。 我が貧困を政府のせいにしてる暇があるなら、どうかまともな一歩を踏み出して欲しい。この国での貧困は絶対的に「自分のせい」なのだ。"  世襲でお花畑だから春蝶です	Rakugo comedian Katsu Shuncho's Tweet is trending. "People who say that Japan, which is admired the world over, has a 'poverty problem' are either very greedy, or else they just want to gain popular appeal. In this country you can live no matter what. If you can't work there is welfare. If you have enough free time to blame poverty on the government, then I wish you'd take a step in the right direction yourself. In this country poverty is without question 'your own fault'." Shuncho comes a from a rich family.
2028	落語家桂春蝶さんのツイートが話題 "世界中が憧れるこの日本で「貧困問題」などを曰う方々は余程強欲か、世の中にウケたいだけ。 この国では、どうしたって生きていける。働けないなら生活保護もある。 我が貧困を政府のせいにしてる暇があるなら、どうかまともな一歩を踏み出して欲しい。この国での貧困は絶対的に「自分のせい」なのだ。"  国策落語の復活も近いなこれは	Rakugo perform Shunchō Katsura's twitter becomes a topic of conversation. I just want the of the world people to understand that those that say that the Japan the world admires suffers from a "poverty problem" are extremely greedy. This country will keep on living. If you can't work then there is welfare. If you have time to blame the government for your poverty, then I would love it if you started taking steps in the right direction. In this country, any poverty is absolutely your own fault. A political rakugo revival is nigh!
4154	著名教授も「だまされた！」ーー和歌山市・ツタヤ図書館“談合疑惑”の裏で、競合“ガリバー企業”の不可解な影  別にツタヤでいいでしょ   ただの本貸しだよ   税金止めればいいんだよ	A prominent professor was also "deceived"! Wakayama City, Tsutaya Library is suspected of bid rigging. In contrast to its rival "Gulliver Company" in the mysterious shadows, Tsutaya is ok. It is just a book lender. The taxes can stop.
4131	はあちゅうが著名クリエイターのセクハラとパワハラを証言	Testimony about Hachu, the famous creator's sexual harassment and power harassment.
4018	トレンドサイトが蒲田ガス爆発で早速嘘を広める	The trend site sued Kamata gas by explosion and promptly spread a lie.
1214	蒸血おじさんいいキャラしてるし待機音かっこよかったからね、しょうがないね	It might not be perfect but it's a pretty decent toy, so you should all buy one too.
368	蒼井そら、結婚報告で中国版ツイッター２億５０００万ビュー	Sora Aoi's wedding announcement had 250 million views on the Chinese version of Twitter.
3483	蒼井そら、結婚報告で中国版ツイッター２億５０００万ビュー  パイが違うか  流石はG（以下自重	After Aoi Sora's marriage announcement, 200,500,000 views are different.  As expected of G (more below
2815	ぶつぶつ∴蓮コラ トライポフォビア研究のいま  蓮はまじでやめろ	Grumbling∴Lotus photoshops  Now studying Trypophobia  Seriously, stop it with the Lotus
604	蔵書の選定は市でチェックするらしいから、ツタヤの不良在庫の引受先になんてならないよな	This is a bad person with a bad pattern.
2473	じゃ蕎麦屋にするか	Then I guess we'll start a soba restaurant.
419	薄目の呪い	Halfhearted curse
2461	薪のくべ方を教えてくれる通信社だったのか	I didn't know it's a news agency that teaches us how to throw wood in a fire
807	藤井くんが持ってたやつ	It's like the one Fujii had
4308	藤井隆が「オカマキャラ」を封印している本当の理由  乙葉に手を出して干されたひと	The real reason Takashi Fujii keeps his "crossdressing character" hidden: he touched Otoha and got hung out to dry
1444	「藤子F」風デザイン...小学館は「コメント差し控える」	Shogakukan declines to comment.
2596	藤崎一郎『ルーピーと呼ばれた元総理』鳩山氏をバカにし笑うこの元外務官僚は普天間移設交渉時「米側から呼び出された」と嘘をつき米国から「辺野古が絶対」指示受けたなど嘘の公文書まで作り総理を騙した張本人。更にこの男、沖縄返還［密約］公文書を捨てた疑いも。公文書偽造、愚かな犯罪者はお前だ  戦犯が総理大臣になれた国がアメリカや連合国の傀儡じゃないと思える方が不思議  悪名は高い731部隊の関係者が製薬会社興したりとやりたい放題なのに  国民はＴＶマスゴミの「説得」でバカになっているｗ	Ichiro Fujisaki's "Former Prime Minister Who Was Called Loopy" This former Foreign Affairs Bureaucrat who makes fun and laughs at Mr. Hatoyama lied saying he was "called from the US side" at time of Futenma relocation negotiation and said he was instructed from US that "it's absolutely Henoko" and even made up lying official document and deceived the prime minister himself. Furthermore, this man is suspected of throwing out the official document of reversion of Okinawa [secret agreement]. Counterfeiting of official documents, stupid criminal is you It's a mystery to be able to think that a country where war criminals can become Prime Minister is not a puppet of the United States or the allies Officials of the notorious 731 troops are doing whatever they want to do with pharmaceutical companies People are becoming stupid with 'persuasion' of TV mass trash lol
1952	スキップの藤澤はあんな顔だちなのにすごいうまい	The looks of Fujisawa, the skip, belie her amazing skills.
2922	しろくまに虎縦に置くの強すぎだろ  ふぇぇ   おくがふかい	It's too intense and competent to place tiger vertically to polar bear
2481	しろくまに虎縦に置くの強すぎだろ	It's too strong to put a polar bear and a tiger together vertically.
2156	その虚しさがいいのに	Even though that void is good.
3101	虚構かと思ったら虚構だった	Just when I thought it was fiction, it turned out to be fiction.
1730	【虚構新聞】公文書記録、粘土板への移行を検討	[Kyoko Shimbun] (Fake News Shimbun) Investigation into switching official document records over to clay tablets.
241	【虚構新聞】公文書記録、粘土板への移行を検討 政府  竹簡に書いてた頃も捏造隠蔽やり放題だったんだろうか	[kyokou newspaper] public record, considering the utilization of clay board. using the bamboo slip allowed people to conceal forgery quite easily.
54	【虚構】「ＡＩスピーカー、複数設置控えて」 サイドテック社、注意喚起  将来的に車に搭載されるAIが車同士で連携を取り合うようになると   あり得ない話でもないのかなと思ったりする。  車載AI(A)「お前がよけるのが一番効率がいい！   車載AI(B)「お前がよけるのが一番効率がいい！   車載AI(C)「お前が・・・   ドーン！	[Fake] "AI speakers, avoid multiple units." Sidetech gives warning. I don't think it's out of the question that in the near future cars will have integrated AI that can talk to other cars. Car AI (A) "If you get out of my way it will be the most efficient!" Car AI (B) "If you get out of my way it will be the most efficient!" Car AI (C) "If you..." Crash!
1429	これでダメなら虫嫌いって相当だな	If you can't handle this, then you must have a severe insect phobia.
4378	虫愛する女子高生が発見	Discovered by a female high school student who loves insects.
1353	パソコン蛾ぶっ壊れた  あのロボットのやつか   アンインストールしよう	My PC was suddenly broken  Was it that robot guy?  Let's uninstall it
4306	蝶よはなよ	Oh butterfly, oh flowers.
3070	蝶結びおっぱい	Boobs with a bowtie.
2995	いいか、血税をこれに詰めてこうしてバーン！だ	That's fine just stuff the taxpayers' money in here and make it go "Bang!"
307	衆参で与党が2/3議席を握ってるんだからこうなって当然	This will happen without a surprise because the ruling parties occupy 2/3 seats in the House of Representatives.
1487	衆議院議員足立康史さんが一句 「立民は 北朝鮮の 工作員 」  比例当選できたのと供託金没収の違いがあるでしょ  この足立と自民党にお呼ばれされた杉田すいみゃくの差は何だったんだろう・・・	There is a difference between the fact that Mr Yasushi Adachi, a member of the lower house successfully won a single phrase "The Constitutional Democratic Party are North Korean spies" and had a deposit of money seized. I wonder what was the difference between this Adachi and slippery Sugita who was invited into LDP...
1475	【衆院予算委】不備の厚労省調査 旧民主党政権が計画  産経ならではのこじつけ感	[House of Representatives Budget Committee] An inadequate Ministry of Labour survey, planned during the former Democratic Party administration.  A typical distortion by Sankei.
1503	イタリアに行ってきます	I am going to Italy.
1070	イタリアに行ってきます	I'm going to Italy.
1442	しかしここでまたも行動できないのが下層民たる所以なのであった！	And yet, the fact that people are unable to take action there is what makes them the lower classes!
750	どこか行こうと思って靴下履いた  全裸に靴下は意識高い	I thought about going somewhere so I put on socks  The level of zen while naked and wearing socks is high
527	行く手間考えたら為替分損してるだけな気がする	When I think about going, I feel I lose on the foreign currency exchange.
3858	行為そのものよりここで報告するという無敵の人感の方が強烈だった	Instead of the behavior itself, it was strong impression of them that they announced it here.
4180	たまに行くココイチ、辛さ基準が非合法レベルで2辛頼むと、他の店の5辛くらいのが出てくる	Sometimes I  go to KOKOICHI, when I order the criteria for spicy 2 as illegal level one, they serve  5 times spicier one comparing to other shops.
3125	でもコットンじゃないと街中では静電気がなぁ	But if it's not cotton, then when you are in town you have to deal with static electricity.
3278	街の車の整備工場が消える？深刻な人手不足とEV化で厳しい状況  今パナがEVバッテリーでイケイケだし、パナが金出して育成したらどうだや？	Are street car repair shops disappearing? It is a serious situation where there is not enough human resources and electric vehicles are becoming the new normal. Nowadays, Panasonic is operating electronic vehicle batteries very well. How about Panasonic start financially raising people?
1973	衛星で漁船を追跡、なんと海面の55％超で漁業が	Tracking fishing vessels via satellite, surprisingly over 55% of the water surface area is used for commercial fishing.
3181	なんでそんな衝動的なことを？	Why did he do something so impulsive?
1911	【衝撃】2千年前の「古代レイブパーティー」を描いた岩絵がベネズエラで発見される！	Breaking: a picture scroll depicting ancient rape parties from 2,000 years ago discovered in Venezuela!
4387	ネットに衝撃をもたらした「バーチャルのじゃロリ狐娘YouTuberおじさん」にインタビューしてみた！！	An interview with "Virtual Noja Loli Kitsune Musume YouTuber Ojisan" who has taken the internet by storm!!
2940	【衝撃】田村ゆかりさんの現在がヤヴァイ	Shocking: Yukari Tamura is presently in a bad state.
2511	【衝撃】インドの畑に“セクシー女優のポスター”を置いたら収穫激増！「豊作はおっぱいパワーのおかげ」  たわわに実るんだね	[Impact] Putting a "sexy actress poster" int he field of India suddenly increases harvest! "Good harvest is thanks to the power of boobs." It is because of the transformation of fruit.
193	衣ふにゃふにゃやで	Nice soft fried food.
3609	衣を自給自足する生き方。日本古来のワタと「本当のコスト」とは  麻を植えよう 総理夫人も公認！	How to live self sufficiently for clothing. The "true cost" of the ancient Japanese cotton plant. Plant hemp. The prime minister's wife is for it!
1095	表彰式に託児所がないってオチをやってくれそう	Looks like holding the award ceremony at a day care will be the punch line of the joke.
2989	イヌもこんな表情するのかﾜﾗﾀ	So dog's make this expression too lol
482	表現良かったよ	Rika Ihara performed well in her acting debut.
2374	それよりライブラリの表示はなんとかならんのかな	Rather than that, is there any way they can do something about the library display?
2837	アングル：「スイスメイド」表記の新ルール、時計業界に激震	Angels: New rules on Swiss made watches shake the watch world.
1261	それが衰退期にはプレスした鉄板の上、末期にはチャチい鉄板とプラの上になってしまった	As things started to decline it was on pressed metal, then at the end it was on cheap plastic.
1522	袖なしジャケットに80年かかる？：PUBGのLoot Box確率開示が示唆する問題点  １万回引いても６割ちょいしか期待値なかった気がする	It takes 80 years for sleeveless jacket?: PUBG's Loot Box Probability Disclosure Problems Even though it was drawn 10,000 times, I had a hunch and expected only about 60%.
3845	被害出ないといいな	Hopefully, it won't damage there.
4301	被害届のあった女児には検査で異常なし	Examination of a young girl who had allegedly suffered damage was found to be fine.
1599	被害者になる女性の視点に立った当たり前の法律がやっとスウェーデンで成立	Laws that are a given from the point of view from a female victim are finally implemented in Sweden.
4343	被害者になる女性の視点に立った当たり前の法律がやっとスウェーデンで成立	Sweden finally enacts a law that stands for the viewpoint of the women who become victims which is a given.
1252	被害は３０都道府県の５０人	50 victims across 30 administrative districts.
151	被選挙権、一律「２０歳以上」に＝自民で浮上、１９年導入視野	Right to vote, set as "20 years old and older" across the board, surfacing with the Liberal Democratic Party, plan for introduction in 2019.
4352	被選挙権、一律「２０歳以上」に＝自民で浮上、１９年導入視野  いやほんとこれ   爺さんになると頭の働きは鈍くなるんだから、60歳くらいで定年でいいじゃんね   (与党若手議員がみんなイカれてるのはさておき)	Eligibility to win has universally become "age 20 and over" = Emerging in the Liberal Democratic Party, a 19 year old looks to enter. But really, when you become an old man your head moves slower so retirement at about 60 years would be good. (Setting aside the fact that the young lawmakers in the ruling party are all screwed up)
3592	裁判所	Courthouse.
2486	裁判所がシリア人の難民認定を退けた。では日本では、だれが「難民」なのか  俺!俺!俺!俺!ole!ole! ah～ 真夏のjamboree レゲエ＜浜辺＜＜Big Wabe!!	The courthouse rejected the authorization of Syrian refugees.  Then who is considered a 「refugee」 in Japan?  俺!俺!俺!俺!ole!ole! ah～ 真夏のjamboree レゲエ＜浜辺＜＜Big Wabe!!
461	裁判所に『死亡』を取り消してもらえなかった男性、途方に暮れる。	Man who fails to have his "death" revoked in court at a loss.
3177	コロプラ裁判には絡まないんですか？	Are you not getting involved with the COLOPL trial?
3031	「裁量制の労働時間短い」	"Discretionary work hours are short."
3505	裁量労働制データ捏造が確定でも、安倍首相は開き直り&責任逃れ発言！「資料が正しいか確認なんてしない」 データを捏造させておいて「官庁から上がってきたデータを答弁しただけ」  安倍が真実だよ   アベイストルー	Even though the forgery of the flexible work hours data has been proven, Prime Minister Abe is being defiant and avoiding responsibility. “I am not making sure the materials are authentic.” After having the data forged he says, “I only answered the data that came from the government office.” Abe is the truth. Install Abe.
307	裁量労働、政府・与党は法案提出譲らず＝予算案、２７日にも衆院通過	Discretionary labor system, Government and ruling parties do not give up submitting the bill = budget proposal will pass through the House of Representatives on/around 27th.
556	裏で和田氏自身が監修してたのかな?	Maybe Wada was supervising him behind the curtains?
3216	裸の中年男性がスケートリンクに乱入。謎の踊りに世界が凍った（平昌オリンピック）  素晴らしい👏	Naked middle aged man trespasses at skating rink. World freezes at mysterious dance. (Pyeongchang  Olympics) Amazing 👏
3218	あとはその製作費が制作陣にまわれば	Also, I hope those high production costs make their way back to the creators.
3777	ジャマイカ、ラトビア製のソリで出場	Jamaica participates with a sled made in Latvia.
988	～パナソニック製バッテリの異物混入が原因	Again?
2980	「製薬会社」が米国を滅ぼす	Pharmaceutical companies are destroying America.
2507	アース製薬「殺虫剤の呼び方やめます」これからは『虫ケア用品』に	Earth Pharmaceuticals "I will stop calling for insecticide."
2370	アース製薬「殺虫剤の呼び方やめます」これからは『虫ケア用品』に  G「なんもかわんねーよ」	Earth Chemical Co Ltd "We will no longer use the word 'insecticide'". From now on we will use "Insect care products". G "There's no difference at all"
3305	アース製薬「殺虫剤の呼び方やめます」これからは『虫ケア用品』に  くっそでかい蚊の風船人形	Earth Pharmacy will stop using the term\\n“bug spray.” For now on there will be the words “bug care goods” on a very\\nbig mosquito balloon doll.
1248	西内まりやはかわいい	Nishiuchi Mairya is cute.
2169	西内まりやはかわいい	Nishiuchi Mariya is cute.
2865	西大寺はだか祭り 福男を目指す男衆約１万人  鉄道線で抜く猛者	Saidaiji Temple Naked Festival. Nearly 10,000 men aiming to be the lucky winner, the winner was pulled out of a railway line.
2501	西尾維新の十二大戦の漫画版をジャンププラスで読んでるんだけどつまらなさがL点超えしてる  牛の「〜がね」が気になって楽しめない	I am reading the manga version of the twelve great warfare of Nishio Ishin at the jump plus, but the boringness is over the L point.
360	ウルフリック西尾とかいうスゥーム芸人	A talented person from Thu'um named Wolfric Nishio or something.
149	西武HD社史 書き出しは「西武王国の瓦解は突然やってきた」  いきなり小田原評定とか田楽桶狭間とか大坂の陣から書くようなもんか  通好みだね	Seibu HD Company history started with the head liner of "The fall of Seibu Empire". It starts writing by explaining the history of Odawarahyoujyou and dennrakuokehazama so it's intersting.
2671	西濃運輸	Seino Transportation.
285	西片から高木さんを寝取る vs 高木さんから西片を寝取る  闇しか感じねぇ	From Nishikata's standpoint, he cheated on Takagi. But from Takagi's side, he cheated on Nishikata.  It is all so sordid.
1248	西野カナはこわい	Nishino Kana is scary.
2169	西野カナと西内まりあがゴッチャになってる	Getting Nishino Kana and Nishiuchi Mariya mixed up.
1248	西野カナと西内まりあがゴッチャになってる	Nishino Kana and Nishiuchi Mairya often get mixed up.
528	…？要はSkypeでしょ？	The key issue is Skype, right?
3538	要らないものを処分していると嫌でも過去の人生が思い起こされてつらい	When disposing of things that I don’t need, I remember things that happened in the past even if it is unpleasant.
2451	要らないものを処分していると嫌でも過去の人生が思い起こされてつらい	When I'm throwing out things that I don't need anymore, I'm reminded of my old life and it's painful.
4311	プレミアム［要出典］	Premium ［Citation needed］
1386	ドイツ、ポーランドの要求に第２次世界大戦の賠償調査専門家グループを提案	Germany and Poland propose expert group to look into compensation from Second World War.
1837	ネコ要素どこだよ	Where is the cat essence?
2334	覇権さけてマイナーなアニメでも見たら	How about breaking from the mold and watching some less popular anime?
3232	あえてガン見しよう	A girl’s large breasts jiggling as she plays the online version of Love Live.
2701	ギリギリ見えない	I just barely can't see it.
2134	やっぱりごちゃん見たほうがはやそうだねえ	It probably would have been easier to look at 5ch.
3581	あまつべ見るかー	I wonder if people would watch it?
4361	見え	Look
2534	見てて！」	Look at me!"
3018	スキル：ノーダメージパイズリ  「見える」ヒョイ	Skill: No damage breast fucking "I see it" Woo
1216	バスケットゴール、まったく見えてない！	The basketball hoop can't even be seen!
4388	見てる側は	For the person watching.
3443	ユニクロでジーパン。見てたら変顔したガキ2人が寄ってきて近くをウロウロしていたので愛想笑いしたら、「アウトー！タイキック！」って言っておもくそ股間にパンチされた  殺そう	Jeans at Uniqlo.  I was looking at them when two brats making funny faces came wandering towards me.  I smiled apprehensively when one suddenly yelled, "Out! Tai kick!" and punched me in the groin.  I'm going to kill them.
2231	見てわかるピタゴラスの定理(/r/educationalgifs)  証明になってない   QED	Pythagorean theorem that you can understand by seeing (/r/educationalgifs)  It won't be verified  QED
520	ガンダムに見る「平成」という激動の時代  AGEは通してみると色んな横槍入れられながら作ったにしては   割といい作品だと思う   50年かけてただの復讐鬼になったフリットじいちゃんを孫が説教するところとかね	Tumultuous times of the "Heisei" era are reflected in Gundam. When I watch AGE, I think it's a pretty good work even though it was interrupted many times during its production. Like in the scene where old Flit, who becomes controlled by his need to take revenge after 50 years, is lectured by his grandson.
2220	「チンチラ見せでＯＫだと思いました」ｗ	"Since she showed me her chinchilla, I thought it was ok." hahaha
4209	見えるじゃんって思ったら投稿閲覧承認か	I thought I was just browsing, but I was in post review approval.
763	見えざる手がなんちゃら	It's the Invisible Hand.
1043	さっき見たけど最後まで見られなかった	I watched a bit of it but couldn't make it to the end.
3315	アジア見本市、環境逆風	Unfavorable conditions for Asian market.
1846	こう見るとがっきー本当にきれい	When you look in this manner, Gakkii really is pretty.
1114	これ見てるとかめはめ波で太陽系吹っ飛ばせるとか言ってたセルは相当アホだったんだなって思うよね	When you watch this, you think Cell's kind of really stupid saying that he can blow the sun away with a Kamehameha or whatever, right?