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Generate a tweet about tajin. | i added tajin to the grapefruit buzzball and it slaps |
Generate a tweet about gap. | The gap has just released a new line of jeans called barrel jeans. Genius |
Generate a tweet about bigbrother23. | Tiffany needs to go home. She’s an awful person. #bigbrother23 |
Generate a tweet about TSM. | Perkz has no 🧢. I repeat, Perkz has no 🧢. Statistically this is very worrying for TSM as Perkz without hat has a 100% winrate in this series. A worrying trend indeed. #LCS |
Generate a tweet about Bliss. | Bliss and Pash should have kissed in Whip It after the first bout and i’ll forever be upset about it |
Generate a tweet about S.W.A.T. | Im so late watching S.W.A.T now I got a new show to binge watch |
Generate a tweet about Stephen Anderson. | Stephen Anderson and Tre McKitty will get lots of work tonight. Both have a catch so far. Both came off rollouts. |
Generate a tweet about Tin Star. | Noooo. I have had to pause it again. This time I shouted noooooo. This final season of Tin Star is very good. |
Generate a tweet about Kuno. | Kuno is such an absolute creep. Nabiki should not be enabling this |
Generate a tweet about Lisa. | Lisa on youngstreet please. Let my two babies interact 🙏 |
Generate a tweet about LISA. | Good morning everyone! Have a good day ahead!🥰 LISA IS COMING! |
Generate a tweet about rene magritte. | do you think c!jimmy has rene magritte's painting 'the collective invention' (but as a cod) somewhere in his base |
Generate a tweet about Digimon. | Maybe this is a controversial take but pretty much every Digimon name change for the English material is an improvement. Especially Gallantmon. Dukemon is a sucky name. |
Generate a tweet about Jimmy. | John Lynch just said Jimmy will start off with a series and then Trey will come in for two series. And then Jimmy will go back for a series or 2… 👀👀 never seen that happen before |
Generate a tweet about State Fair. | Did not make it to the State Fair. I lost some Hoosier points. |
Generate a tweet about tajin. | When I’m high I make at least 2-3 bowls of fruits with tajin limón y chamoy |
Generate a tweet about Tajin. | Tajin grapes are pretty good until you eat a hundred of them in two minutes |
Generate a tweet about LISA. | indeed a goodmorning this is it blinks and co lilies lisa amazing solo is finally happening SHE'S COMING LISA IS COMING Lisa |
Generate a tweet about Little Caesar. | Me eating any other pizza: well it's very good but [list of complaints] Me eating Little Caesar's pizza: what a great meal at an affordable rate |
Generate a tweet about Jordan Scarlett. | Practice squad would include Reid Sinnett.. Gerrid Doaks.. Jordan Scarlett.. Lynn Bowden, Malcolm Perry,Kai Locksley..Chris Myarick..Adam Pankey..Cameron Tom..Larnell Coleman and Durval-Neto on offense |
Generate a tweet about KJ Hill. | Huge opportunity for KJ Hill to create some separation tonight. No Jason Moore means he’s likely the #1 target for most of the game. No Austin Proehl means he’s the #1 return man too. |
Generate a tweet about excision. | Bro…. Illenium, seven lions, excision, rezz AND zeds dead all in one weekend…….. brooooo |
Generate a tweet about chris dave. | i get chills every time i see that video of chris dave playing dumb it down 😩 |
Generate a tweet about 911onFOX. | I like the show #911onFOX so far but like Abby and Buck’s relationship is so cringe to me. |
Generate a tweet about Bridezillas. | I understand that weird lady back in the day on Bridezillas that wanted soup at her wedding. I LOVE soup! |
Generate a tweet about fred warner. | god i hate to admit fred warner is that guy😭😭😭 |
Generate a tweet about Dubai. | Should I book a trip to Dubai for next week? 👀 |
Generate a tweet about Steve. | I'm sure we got more of what you had. Doubt it. *he mutters* C'mon, Bucky! Steve's not here, right? My aunt said she hasn't seen him around at all, so... *she pulls on his hand* C'mon. We can show you a good time! Who cares if Steve doesn't have taste and leaves someone like |
Generate a tweet about Didsbury. | SB QE2 approaching Hwy582, near Didsbury - MVC - Expect delays. (3:54pm) #ABRoads |
Generate a tweet about Mayans. | the ENDING of Sons of Anarchy 🤭 now to start Mayans |
Generate a tweet about sperry. | The sperry era was such a wild era too niggas could literally throw on a pair of sperrys with anything |
Generate a tweet about Madrid. | Imagine say Madrid be the last game on your slip |
Generate a tweet about carhartt. | ill never forgive yall for what you did to carhartt |
Generate a tweet about T-Pain. | Finally watching “This is Pop” on Netflix. I wanna give T-Pain a hug |
Generate a tweet about Baptiste. | How many times did they have the bad guy handcuffed, only to let him loose again? 😄 (Still worth watching it for Julien's acting though) #Baptiste |
Generate a tweet about castle. | i miss kate beckett so much but i absolutely cannot bring myself to rewatch castle... |
Generate a tweet about Channa Mereya. | Left my music on shuffle while I do work and Channa Mereya started playing. Now I’m here drawing longitudinal sections through kidneys and being sad 🙃 |
Generate a tweet about Seattle Storm. | Seattle Storm really a team that will have you thinking you’re gonna beat them then BOOM they go on a run to put you out of your misery.. |
Generate a tweet about ESPN2. | #nebpreps Hawaii scores 8 in the 7th inning to defeat Nebraska 11-3 at the LLWS. The squad from Hastings will play again Monday at 6 pm on ESPN2. |
Generate a tweet about cole sprouse. | cole sprouse photography gives me so much peace and is so gorgeous |
Generate a tweet about Danny green. | Any of y’all remember when Danny green missed the shot in the finals and he got death threats? |
Generate a tweet about Michael Medved. | FB person: "I hated the remake of LOST HORIZON. What a turkey!" Me: "When was the last time you watched it?" FB: "I didn't actually watch the whole thing but I read that book Golden Turkeys by Michael Medved." Me: "Who is Michael Medved?" FB: "I dunno. Some guy who wrote a book." |
Generate a tweet about Thunder Alley. | Wish I was at Thunder Alley rn! Can’t wait to get out there regular season |
Generate a tweet about Juan Soto. | The Juan Soto shimmy after he takes a pitch gets me every time. 🤣 |
Generate a tweet about Ludwig Ahgren. | All I want for Christmas - Ludwig Ahgren (9:08pm bst) |
Generate a tweet about Acid Rap. | Acid Rap is a classic. Fuck yo opinion if it’s different |
Generate a tweet about Marques Brownlee. | Marques Brownlee always makes me want to go case-less on my iPhone every time I watch one of his videos |
Generate a tweet about ocean shores. | so we were house sitting his parents’ while they were at ocean shores so i’m at the house by myself while he’s at work & he told me they weren’t coming home till 4 & they come home at 11 & i’m KNOCKED ON THEIR BED 😭 |
Generate a tweet about Mingjue. | But something about barefoot/bare chested JC with unbound hair wielding a whip does things to Mingjue. So now dinner with Nie's is complicated as fuck because JC knows they've eaten dinner, but he doesn't understand why the two still look like their starving. |
Generate a tweet about WNBA. | Now that the cheeto is gone, the WNBA is allowed back in the White House. Hella petty. |
Generate a tweet about Avi Lewis. | So @user called out the BCNDP for the violence in #FairyCreek, and since then Leah Gazan, Matthew Green, Avi Lewis, and Paul Taylor have spoken out against it as well. Keep it going ✊ |
Generate a tweet about Adam Garcia. | Doesn’t matter how old coyote ugly is, it’s still a bloody good film. That, and Adam Garcia is fit 😍😍 |
Generate a tweet about Paris. | The last weeks i show my face so many times in Paris, that people ask me if i’m going to emigrate.. I really think it’s time for a little break 😅 |
Generate a tweet about Elsa. | Everyone talks about Elsa having to go through trauma but so did Anna. Elsa was her best friend and then suddenly one day she woke up and Elsa was distant, in different room, never talking to her. Anna had no clue what was up, noone explained anything to her. |
Generate a tweet about AHS. | i got pre-roll ad fro AHS where two aliens tongue kiss and i was so disappointed because i was expecting it to be a 5 gum commercial |
Generate a tweet about Friedrich Nietzsche. | “Is it not better to fall into the hands of a murderer, than into the dreams of a lustful woman” -Friedrich Nietzsche |
Generate a tweet about vsco. | i like posting on vsco,,, not in a vsco girl way, but in a "hey look at this tree" way |
Generate a tweet about Ludwig Ahgren. | Most wonderful time of the year - Ludwig Ahgren (8:17pm bst) |
Generate a tweet about ACNH. | This is inspired by some gameplay moments in ACNH where Audie went to do her usual things...in a bath towel. She seems to have forgotten to get dressed again. Expect more |
Generate a tweet about White House. | Programming note: President Biden will speak from the White House this afternoon to update the public on Hurricane Henri, as well as on the evacuation effort in Afghanistan. NHPR will carry NPR special coverage, beginning at 4. |
Generate a tweet about Richard Carlson. | Every day, tell at least one person something you like, admire, or appreciate about them. ~ Richard Carlson This is a great new week challenge to try. I'm checking out!🌠 |
Generate a tweet about Ludwig Ahgren. | The Most Wonderful time of the year - Ludwig Ahgren (7:59pm bst) |
Generate a tweet about DNS. | I should be able to pay 25 cents to preview a random floating IP address before buying. Make it into a little mini-game. It's also quite annoying need to age IPv4 addresses so they fall off blacklists and to let often very annoying dangling DNS records pointing at them fade away. |
Generate a tweet about Granta. | Just finished a 6500 word short story and my word is it all over the place but you bet I will submit to Granta before their window closes next week 🤷♂️ |
Generate a tweet about bender. | Fry and bender are in love and the one who contradicts me is homophobic |
Generate a tweet about t-pain. | woke up hungover thinking about how t-pain’s tour got canceled because no one bought tickets |
Generate a tweet about Zelos. | I want Zelos tied to a bed and mercilessly edged while also being lovingly validated and worshipped. Affirmations and compliments and words of love whispered against every inch of his skin while he sobs and shakes and when he tries to argue, his orgasm gets a little further away. |
Generate a tweet about Cuban Pete. | I’m finna take myself out to eat I want Cuban Pete’s |
Generate a tweet about Michael Kors. | Bought my mom a new Michael Kors purse for her birthday 😍 |
Generate a tweet about Adrian Houser. | Adrian Houser issues a walk to start the game, then gets two ground balls -- the second a DP off the bat of Juan Soto -- to erase it. |
Generate a tweet about wjsn. | you know like those group could've attributed their concept to like wjsn, "oh we were inspired by wjsn sunbaenim" or wtv formalspeak just please properly attribute the wujuprint, not asking for much, just recognition that it STARTED from wjsn and nobody else |
Generate a tweet about Black Heart. | If anyone has a spare ticket going for @user at the Black Heart on Sept 2 gis a shout Slept too long on those tix |
Generate a tweet about Jorge Soler. | Jorge Soler homers with one out in the fourth, #Orioles are behind 1-0. |
Generate a tweet about WNBC. | I'm not going to delet the tweet but- #WNBC has the game! 💪😀 #StayDry |
Generate a tweet about Almost Paradise. | “Almost Paradise” on IMDBTv is such my jam! Christian Kane from Leverage & Librarians kicking ass on a tropical island. |
Generate a tweet about mark lee. | mark lee center of the nct universe, the main character with jaeyong serving face beside him 😩 i’m winning! |
Generate a tweet about Conte. | Conte’s out of a job while the clueless ones stealing a living!! if Conte was appointed manager tonight, we'd turn into title contenders Monday morning |
Generate a tweet about ATLUS. | Why did my stupid ATLUS bathhouse tweet bang so much |
Generate a tweet about DeRozan. | 2K garbage. Russ a 85 & DeRozan a 90?!? GTFOH |
Generate a tweet about Olivia Rodrigo. | Today’s workout fervor brought to you by the breakup album of a teenage girl. RE: Olivia Rodrigo. 😘 |
Generate a tweet about T.I.. | ALSO you can rap about being in the drug game AND your feelings lmao. Hip hop is so damn versatile nowadays. Not my fault you didn't evolve past 2005 T.I. songs |
Generate a tweet about WWE 2K. | Wow, I just feel like a bag of crap today across the board. At least there's NXT Takeover 36 tonight. Oh, I was 9 out of 10 for my personal Summerslam predictions. The WWE 2K Sim didn't fair so well. I wonder how I and the sim will do tonight. |
Generate a tweet about Kasprzak. | Lindgren tries coming around on the opening lap. As lap 1 ends, Pawlicki lifts and moves wide, so going into lap 2, there's contact and Lindgren is shoved wide and to the back. Kasprzak comes down the inside as lap 2 ends and Grudziadz start on a 5-1! |
Generate a tweet about bai. | my biggest change since starting college is my new addiction to vitamin water and bai |
Generate a tweet about ATLA. | Ehhhh, "The Great Divide" wasn't THAT bad. I've certainly seen worse. It's just kinda "meh." Definitely filler, though. #ATLA |
Generate a tweet about Julian Love. | The Giants do have both Julian Love and Xavier McKinney starting at safety today. Those are the only two even semi-regulars who seem to be playing on either side of the ball today. |
Generate a tweet about dopamine. | people on tiktok telling me that i look like hasan piker gives me such dopamine |
Generate a tweet about Kovacic. | Good to see Kante back, Kovacic takes his leave... Great outing! |
Generate a tweet about angelina jolie. | angelina jolie still hot though even at her age nw: the tourist |
Generate a tweet about Bradley Beal. | Bradley Beal bout to whoop on Ronnie 2k…. Classic example of when a computer Nigga forgets that he actually has to come outside and can’t live behind the keyboard |
Generate a tweet about Coach. | It was her showing me her manicure & putting her money in her Coach purse for meee 😂 |
Generate a tweet about Sané. | That's our wing duo coinman and Sané can piss off |
Generate a tweet about US. | Caltech degree and US friends will be respected in a state that has us embassy. |
Generate a tweet about Paris. | Was finna book this last minute flight to Paris with the gang but I had to chill. |
Generate a tweet about Abhinav. | They actually put Rahuls box down in the water pretty early I won’t deny that Abhinav had almost got it! #KKK11 |
Generate a tweet about itfc. | Not won a game yet, but I still can’t wait to watch us again next weekend #itfc |
Generate a tweet about Baker. | Chas McCormick is available to pinch run and play defense, Dusty Baker said. Baker said Kyle Tucker could be activated “hopefully midweek” |
Generate a tweet about mos burger. | i think instead of drinking the shake for lunch tomorrow, i'm gonna try mos burger's natsumi beef and croquette 🧎 wonder if it tastes good pspsps |
Generate a tweet about Limerick. | Limerick after winning and they aren’t playing the cranberries in croke park feels very strange and not the same #AllIrelandHurlingFinal |
Generate a tweet about Gary Neville. | Gary Neville sounds desperate for Arsenal to get something out of this game |